1 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,692 ["AMAZED" BY LONESTAR PLAYING] 2 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:33,333 Every time our eyes meet 3 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,836 This feeling inside me 4 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,605 - [BIRD CALLING] - Is almost more than 5 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:40,707 I can take 6 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,578 Baby, when you touch me... 7 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:46,780 Patrick. 8 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:47,947 Adeline. 9 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:51,751 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever. 10 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:53,486 This place... 11 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,823 it's just so gorge. 12 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:58,792 PATRICK: Of course it is, babe. 13 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,226 - You picked it! - I picked it! 14 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,328 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 15 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:06,399 - [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS] 16 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,268 Oh. 17 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,400 Mmm. Mmm. 18 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,573 Mmm. 19 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:15,842 [GROANS] 20 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:20,213 What the hell? 21 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:27,530 I told you not to put it in my food. 22 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:30,390 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I-- - It's fine. Keep going. 23 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,393 Uh... 24 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:36,930 Adeline Delilah Garrett. 25 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,565 You're smart. 26 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:39,766 - You're beautiful. - [MOUTHING ALONG] 27 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,168 And perhaps most important of all, 28 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:43,737 you make me think. 29 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:48,141 You're my person and I can't imagine my life without you. 30 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,442 - Will you marry me? - [MOUTHING ALONG] 31 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,679 Yes. A million times, yes! 32 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,349 I don't know how you do what you do 33 00:01:56,383 --> 00:02:00,286 I'm so in love with you 34 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:10,130 [RINGTONE STOPS] 35 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,399 Why are you calling me right now? 36 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,801 NICO: I didn't get it. 37 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,970 PATRICK: What the **** do you mean you didn't get it? 38 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,138 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. 39 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,306 There was a couple of sun flares and, like... 40 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,676 Um, could you maybe do it again or... 41 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:25,912 Why, yes. Let me re-propose to my ****ing girlfriend 42 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,414 so you can do your job right. 43 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:31,418 - Technically she's your fiancée. - Don't get cute with me. 44 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:34,788 Do it right this time or I'll ****ing end you... 45 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:37,457 - on Yelp. - Okay, cool, thanks. 46 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:40,593 I'll talk to you later. I'm not even on Yelp, ****. 47 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:45,665 [GROANS] 48 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,968 Uh, speech, speech, speech. Lovey, lovey-dovey. 49 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,403 Uh, and, uh... 50 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:52,839 Will you marry me? 51 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,342 Yes. A million times, yes. 52 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,513 [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love with you... 53 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,849 Just one second. 54 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,885 - [LINE RINGING] - [SIGHS] 55 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,987 Give me that. Hello? 56 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:09,856 NICO: Nico the Photo Guy. Leave a message. 57 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,191 - [SHARP THUD] - ADELINE: Are you ****ing 58 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,992 kidding... me? 59 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:14,994 [PATRICK CHOKING] 60 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:17,430 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 61 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:24,804 [SCREAMING] 62 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,573 [ARROW WHIZZING] 63 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,208 [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love... 64 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,210 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 65 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,579 [WHIMPERING] 66 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:34,681 - [ARROW WHIZZES] - [SCREAMING] 67 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,684 [HYPERVENTILATING] 68 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,552 [SOBBING] 69 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,392 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 70 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,693 [ARROW WHIZZES] 71 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,495 [SCREAMING] 72 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:49,996 [CRYING] Oh, no! 73 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,102 [WHIMPERING] 74 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,710 [PANTING] 75 00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:59,506 [SCREAMING] 76 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:00,774 [PANTING] 77 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,140 [SCREAMING] 78 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,883 [PANTING] 79 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,252 [RINGTONE PLAYING ROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC] 80 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,320 [PHONE VIBRATING] 81 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,491 - [RINGTONE AND VIBRATING STOP] - [BREATH TREMBLING] 82 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,428 Hello? 83 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,397 [HEAVY BREATHING AND CHUCKLING OVER PHONE] 84 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,234 You listen here, ***hole. [SNIFFLES] 85 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:33,606 I have been planning this day my whole life... 86 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,976 and you ****ing killed him! 87 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,714 You messed with the wrong bride. 88 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:41,981 [PANTING] 89 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,116 You hear me? 90 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:45,985 You messed with the wrong fu-- 91 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,220 [SCREAMS] 92 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,890 [SCREAMING] 93 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,959 [GASPING] 94 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,264 [GRUNTING] 95 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,436 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 96 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:07,841 [WHIMPERING] 97 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:12,779 - [SCREAMS] - GUARD: Whoa. 98 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,180 Ma'am, you can't be here. 99 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,416 - What are you doing? - He's trying to kill me! 100 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,251 [SCREAMING] 101 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,321 GUARD: Hey, buddy, you wanna tell me what's going on? 102 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,792 Wait. Stop! Drop the knife, ***hole! 103 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:28,595 [SCREAMING] 104 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:34,434 ADELINE: Somebody! Please! 105 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,870 [WHIMPERING] 106 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,605 [SOBS LOUDLY] 107 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,512 [BLADE RINGS SOFTLY] 108 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,580 [HEAVY BREATHING THROUGH MASK] 109 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,589 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 110 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,194 [GASPING QUIETLY] 111 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,597 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [WHISPERING] Oh, shoot. 112 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,210 [BREATH TREMBLING] 113 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,927 [PANTING SOFTLY] 114 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,706 [CHOKING] 115 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:50,377 - [YELPING] - [KILLER GRUNTING] 116 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,712 [PANTING] 117 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,714 Take that, you mother****er! 118 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:56,916 Go away! 119 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,519 [MUFFLED] You go away! 120 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:02,956 You go away! 121 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,525 - You go away! - [BEEPING] 122 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,394 [ALARM BUZZING] 123 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:08,895 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 124 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:13,867 No. 125 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,570 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 126 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,206 No, no, no, no, no. Please! 127 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,750 Hey! Hey! 128 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:23,309 [MECHANICAL RUMBLING] 129 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,745 [SCREAMS] No! 130 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,248 [SCREAMS] 131 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,382 [GASPING] 132 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,451 [SCREAMING] 133 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:34,320 No! 134 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:36,523 [SCREAMING] 135 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,391 No! 136 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,329 [SCREAMING] 137 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:51,137 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 138 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,947 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 139 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,632 ["HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" BY OUTKAST PLAYING] 140 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,135 Happy Valentine's Day 141 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,405 Every day the 14th 142 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,908 I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say 143 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,310 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 144 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,120 Happy Valentine's Day 145 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,514 Every day the 14th... 146 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,820 REPORTER ON TV: It's Valentine's Day 147 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,852 and the nation is once again on high alert. 148 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:43,890 For the past two years, a masked maniac 149 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:44,824 known as the Heart Eyes Killer... 150 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:48,328 ...or HEK, as authorities call him for short, 151 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,697 has emerged on a day meant for romance 152 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,333 to target, hunt and brutally kill couples. 153 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,935 HEK seems to target cities at random. 154 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,905 From a blood-soaked rampage in the Boston area two years ago... 155 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,410 ...as well as a second killing spree, 156 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:04,440 which left several dead in Philadelphia just last year. 157 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,470 Even though he's after couples in love, 158 00:09:07,470 --> 00:09:09,249 let me be perfectly clear about this... 159 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:13,386 He will kill anyone who gets in his way. 160 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:17,230 ...leaving Americans once again plagued with anxiety 161 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:19,920 on Cupid's holiday asking the question... 162 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,195 Where will the Heart Eyes Killer strike next? 163 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,465 Happy Valentine's Day... 164 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,401 FEMALE REPORTER: Do you expect the Heart Eyes Killer 165 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,470 to kill your Valentine's Day plans? 166 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,439 Who the hell makes Valentine's Day plans? 167 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,574 Yeah, this holiday sucks ***, dude. 168 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,420 - Literally. - [BLEEP] Valentine... 169 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:37,644 I ain't even low-key scared. 170 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,879 The HEK ain't got nothin' on me. You know... 171 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,115 Oh, shut up, Dylan. You're afraid of the dark. 172 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,283 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 173 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,251 No, I don't. 174 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,921 Happy Valentine's... 175 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,490 MAN 1: The Heart Eyes Killer-- WOMAN 1: So glad I'm single. 176 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,825 MAN 2: I'm gonna celebrate inside. 177 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:52,992 WOMAN 2: That dude hunts you. 178 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,761 MAN 3: ...rubbing your shitty PDA all up in our faces. 179 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,463 MAN 4: He only kills straight people, I think. 180 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:59,499 REPORTER: Whether you're with a partner or looking for love, 181 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:02,235 stay vigilant this Valentine's Day. 182 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,404 ["I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN MIRACLES" BY ADA RAY PLAYING] 183 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,972 'Cause the one 184 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,841 Who says 185 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:12,345 He loves you 186 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,614 Has found 187 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:19,953 Someone new... 188 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,523 Shit! 189 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,192 [ALL LAUGHING] 190 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,795 - [CHUCKLES] Nice one, dipshits. - BARISTA: Got a cappuccino here. 191 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,930 Hope Cupid shoots you in the ****. 192 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,799 Caramel soy latte for Monica! 193 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,968 - MONICA: Oh, that's me. - Okay, yeah. There. 194 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,371 Why do you look so stressed? 195 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,640 Is it 'cause you're single again on Valentine's Day? 196 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,142 No, I'm... [SIGHS] No, I'm stressed 197 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,543 because Crystal just called 198 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,945 an all-hands meeting and the subject of her email 199 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,313 literally says "Ally's Campaign." 200 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,615 - Mm, I saw that. - So I'm ****ed. 201 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,283 Okay, worst-case scenario, 202 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,153 you get fired and you never work another day in your life. Hmm? 203 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,122 Worst-case scenario, Crystal wears my skin as a pantsuit. 204 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,358 Best-case scenario, you got nice skin though. 205 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,994 Boop. You know what? Whatever. 206 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,129 If you go down, I'll go down with you, okay? 207 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,531 We'll Thelma and Louise this shit. 208 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,320 BARISTA: Large iced blended Americano 209 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,568 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 210 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,669 - Mm. - JAY: Oh. 211 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,405 Sorry, are you sure that's yours? 212 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:15,208 Yes, that is definitely mine. 213 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,643 No one else would order... 214 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,578 ALL: ...a large iced blended Americano 215 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,980 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 216 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:23,483 Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow. 217 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,885 Guess we're coffee mates. 218 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:29,255 - [LAUGHS] Nice dad joke. - Thanks. 219 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,240 I thought I was the only one in the world with 220 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,392 - the obnoxious coffee order. - [LAUGHS] 221 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,270 It's a pretty common order actually. 222 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,428 Can you guys move? We're busy. 223 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,230 Yes. 224 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:39,666 [WHISPERS] He's hot! 225 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,872 Hey, can I interest you in one of these guys? 226 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,341 Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks. I carry my own. 227 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,777 - Oh. Metal straw. - I hate paper straws. 228 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,179 They just turn into mush in, like, three seconds. 229 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,849 Yeah, no. I totally get what you're saying. 230 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,510 Let's put all the coffee in a plastic cup, 231 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,920 but, hey, as long as the straw is paper, planet saved. 232 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,789 - Planet saved. - [CHUCKLES] 233 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,759 - Oh, sugar though. Want one? - Yeah. 234 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,761 A little slow poison for the pancreas. 235 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,928 - Oh. Oh! - Oh. Ooh! 236 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:09,863 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 237 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,464 - I'm sorry. No, I'm-- - I'm sorry. No, I'm-- 238 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,465 - [LAUGHS] - Sorry. 239 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,701 - I got it. It's okay. - No, it's totally-- 240 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,771 - Oh! ****ing Jesus Murphy! - Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 241 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,400 - Yeah. Am I? - Oh, my God. You're bleeding! 242 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,475 - Uh, here. Shit. - Oh-- Uh, thank you for that. 243 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,944 Bye. Um, I'm gonna go. I'll see you at work, Mon. 244 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,646 Sorry. She's getting fired today. 245 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,550 REPORTER ON TV: Exactly one year after a Valentine's Day massacre 246 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,119 left three couples dead in Boston 247 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,422 and four couples dead in Philadelphia, 248 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,391 the Heart Eyes Killer has come to Seattle. 249 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:41,227 Four victims have now been claimed at a winery, 250 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,563 ending one dream engagement 251 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:45,832 in a nightmare. 252 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,635 Chief Hartley, is this the work of the Heart Eyes Killer? 253 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,337 That's not confirmed at this point, 254 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,405 but given the pattern of targeting couples 255 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,941 on Valentine's Day, we suspect it's the work of HEK. 256 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,110 What do you have to say to all those couples out there 257 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,412 planning to celebrate Valentine's Day? 258 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,948 - Stay home. - [TV BEEPS] 259 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,850 [CRYSTAL SIGHS] Well. 260 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,419 [SMACKS LIPS] 261 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,921 This is quite a pickle. 262 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,360 [SUCKS TEETH] 263 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:17,430 Why didn't a single one of you 264 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,600 tell me that there is a maniac 265 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,103 running around slaughtering people 266 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:26,439 on Valentine's Day these last couple years? 267 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,841 Tommy? 268 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:31,845 Not a single one of you. 269 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,115 This campaign is certainly ill-timed. 270 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,816 Wouldn't you say so, missy? 271 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,220 Uh... Um... 272 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,690 - [CLEARS THROAT] I mean-- - You know, Crystal, um, 273 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,525 how you always tell us 274 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,861 that relevance is really important in our pitches? 275 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:53,233 Well, I personally believe that Ally's campaign is very "now." 276 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,168 Monica, thank you so much. 277 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,404 If you could do me a huge favor. Shut the **** up. 278 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,540 Tommy? 279 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,511 ["THAT'S WHY I CRY" BY MARGARET LEWIS PLAYING OVER TV] 280 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,350 My baby's gone 281 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,351 [GASPS] 282 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,819 [SOBBING] 283 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,654 He's gone away 284 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,856 He won't be back 285 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,525 [THUNDER CRASHES] 286 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,662 That's why I cry, cry, cry 287 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,764 Cry, cry, cry 288 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:28,401 All the time 289 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,770 - All the time - [GUNSHOTS] 290 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,506 He said, "Bye-bye..." 291 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,941 [SONG STOPS] 292 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,309 [WOMAN COUGHS] 293 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:41,247 "Wow. Profiting off the death of couples to sell rings." 294 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,682 "Speechless." 295 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,510 - "This is disgusting." - I'll say. 296 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,886 TOMMY: "What did I just watch?" 297 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,221 "Straight-up tacky." 298 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,525 "Someone find out who made this and dox their ignorant ***." 299 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,728 - I mean, it just-- it goes on. - CRYSTAL: I'm sure it does. 300 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,630 Ally, I'm worried about your safety. 301 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,368 Gee, thanks, Tommy. 302 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,204 How many people has this heart-shaped ***hole killed? 303 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,539 I think, like, a lot. 304 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,741 CRYSTAL: A lot? [SCOFFS] 305 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,745 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - You built a nationwide campaign 306 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,147 around romance ending in death? 307 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,715 Well, you approved it. 308 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,884 Because I trusted you. 309 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,819 I'm gonna need a new campaign. 310 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:23,223 - Okay. Um, no problem. I'll-- - Jay, get in here. 311 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,590 Jay? Who's Jay? 312 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:27,727 JAY: Thank you very much. 313 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:30,296 BOTH: No way. 314 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:33,233 That's the guy whose nose you smashed in at the coffee shop. 315 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,300 Mon, sit down. 316 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,502 CRYSTAL: Jay Simmonds, everybody. 317 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,770 This is Jay Simmonds. 318 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,304 Who's Jay Simmonds? Well, I'll tell you. 319 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:42,108 Jay Simmonds is the former CCD of BMY New York. 320 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:46,179 He is the youngest freelancer to win a Clio Award 321 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,348 for his viral romantic campaigns. 322 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:53,860 Everything from fancy cars to luxury chocolates. [LAUGHS] 323 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,288 And, he has then earned himself 324 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:59,250 a nice little moniker of "Consumer Cupid." 325 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,760 - That is Jay Simmonds... - [GASPS] That's him? 326 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,828 ...and I'll tell you what. 327 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,431 When I realized how far up shit's creek 328 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,199 Ally here had paddled us, 329 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,435 I knew I needed some reinforcements. 330 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,603 And thank Baby Jesus. 331 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,506 Now, he's got to leave and push off tomorrow 332 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,509 and skedaddle, so he's on the clock. 333 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,178 Jay. Everybody, Jay! 334 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,847 Thank you for the lovely flattery, Crystal. 335 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,649 I appreciate it. Um... 336 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,185 Listen, as I understand it, 337 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,520 we've experienced some turbulence as of late, 338 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,191 but it's about how you land the plane that matters, so... 339 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,826 we will get through this... 340 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,128 together. 341 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,832 [SIREN WAILING] 342 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:39,999 [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 343 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,702 OFFICER: What the hell was that? FEMALE OFFICER: I got a match. 344 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,838 OFFICER: Oh, for **** sakes. 345 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,411 We're gonna get married. I can feel it. [SIGHS] 346 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,882 [SIGHS] That's your boyfriend? 347 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,984 Yeah, he will be. 348 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,720 He's an actual firefighter who loves puppies. 349 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,322 [GASPS] 350 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:06,526 [SMACKS LIPS] You see? That's why you're still single. 351 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,280 - [SIGHS] - You know what you need, Shaw? 352 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,998 You need a real man. 353 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,669 One that's willing to make the first move. 354 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,500 [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 355 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,750 HARTLEY: Come on, detectives. You're gonna love this. 356 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,411 Check it out. 357 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,547 OFFICER: What is that, a wedding band? 358 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,683 Could it be one of the victim's? 359 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:32,285 Unlikely. [SIGHS] 360 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,724 The initials engraved on the inside... JS. 361 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,527 Doesn't match either of the deceased. 362 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,300 Huh. 363 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,604 [FLIES BUZZING] 364 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,441 What kind of an animal would do this? 365 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:59,279 Probably some incel virgin troll living in his mommy's basement. 366 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,580 Assuming it's a man. 367 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,250 What about the girl who never got asked to prom? 368 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,288 The love-scorned woman who got cheated on one too many times 369 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,323 - and just snapped. - [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 370 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,591 OFFICER: Oh, ****. 371 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,961 Oh. Yes. He replied. [LAUGHS] 372 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,229 OFFICER: The *** fireman? 373 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,131 No, no. This guy works in tech. 374 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,401 - Shaw's got a fetish for betas. - I don't have a fetish. 375 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,303 BOTH: Everybody's got a fetish. 376 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,306 Gentlemen, this is more than just a simple murder. 377 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,575 It's a... 378 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:33,790 ...kink. 379 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,449 That's the understatement of the ****ing year. 380 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,485 How do you know for sure it's HEK? 381 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,200 FORENSIC WORKER: Here you go, Detective. 382 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:43,923 'Cause this is the last thing 383 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,925 the wedding photographer ever saw. 384 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,464 Heart Eyes has come to our city, boys. 385 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,866 And they've got another ten hours 386 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,968 of Valentine's Day left to kill. 387 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,305 [CAMERA CLICKING] 388 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,440 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 389 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,709 Excuse me. What in hell are you doing? 390 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,780 What do you mean? You just fired me in front of the whole team. 391 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:09,516 Fired you? I got six more months on your contract. 392 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,986 I intend to squeeze every single last drop out of you. [CHUCKLES] 393 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,155 Okay. Great. So what am I supposed to do? 394 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,791 Get him coffee while he lands the plane? 395 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:20,660 No. You're gonna turn in a sizzling, 396 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,897 ***y, seductive, blockbuster 397 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,465 Crystal Cane campaign. 398 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,535 And if you don't, I'll kill you. 399 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,700 I'm kidding. I won't. I'll blacklist you, though. 400 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,475 I won't kill you. 401 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,543 I mean, maybe. 402 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,311 But no. 403 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:39,979 But would I? 404 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,984 ALLY: "Whoever made this, I hope you get 405 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,754 "murdered and canceled. Not in that order." 406 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,322 "Hashtag do better." 407 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,358 "As someone who may die someday, 408 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,926 "I find this commercial 409 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,929 "to be tone-deaf and borderline ableist." 410 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,430 Wow, people are ****ing dumb. 411 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,434 "The only thing deader than the couples in this ad 412 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,270 "is the brain cell of the person who created it." 413 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,407 "The level of cringe in this video is off the charts. 414 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,508 "Hashtag just stop." 415 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,100 - [DOOR OPENS] - JAY: Hey, Ally? 416 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,947 - Yeah? - JAY: Howdy. 417 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,783 Jay? Wha-- 418 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,786 This is the women's bathroom, dude. You can't be in here. 419 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,722 Technically, it is a uni*** bathroom, but... 420 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,557 can we talk? 421 00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,396 - Hi. - Hi. 422 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,897 I'm... [SIGHS] 423 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,200 I am really sorry about earlier. 424 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,436 Oh, no, it's totally fine. 425 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,438 Sorry to stalk and run, 426 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,306 but I'm trying to make this yoga class 427 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,242 that starts in, like, an hour. 428 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,977 You serious? Yoga? 429 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,245 Mm-hmm. 430 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,480 Aren't we supposed to be saving the company? 431 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,484 Yes, and we will. Just after yoga. 432 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,870 I booked us a table at L'oie. 433 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,323 We get inspired, talk about the campaign. 434 00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:00,160 You realize that it's Valentine's Day, right? 435 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,228 Oh, that's right. 436 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,264 You probably got plans, don't you? 437 00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:07,267 - No. - Well, great! 438 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,200 It'll be a great place for some field research. 439 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,470 - Romance, flowers, candles-- - [SMACKS LIPS] 440 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,505 Uh, do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow? 441 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,740 Uh, see, I would love to do tomorrow, 442 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:15,575 I just have to take the first flight 443 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,777 out in the morning for my best friend's wedding. 444 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,845 So, how about this? 445 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,613 We'll call it 08:00 sharp and I'll see you there. 446 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,781 - Yeah? I'm excited. - Uh-- 447 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,417 - No, no, I-- [SIGHS] - It's gonna be great! 448 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,618 It looks like the rain... 449 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,786 MONICA: Oh, thank you so much. 450 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,857 Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this. You're, like, $100,000 in debt. 451 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,250 [CHUCKLES] Not anymore. 452 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,950 Arthur paid it off. And I get to keep the card. 453 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:36,696 - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 454 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,834 Damn. Someone likes a little sugar with their daddy. 455 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:44,400 Aha. Excuse me, Ally. I do not have a sugar daddy. 456 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,872 That term is very problematic. 457 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,308 I have a sponsor. 458 00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:52,712 And do you love your sponsor, or is he just erasing your debt? 459 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:56,282 Yes, I love him. And I love that he's erasing my debt. 460 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:59,386 So, when am I gonna meet this secret Hugh Hefner? 461 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,688 Shall we all get dinner soon? What do you say, like, 4:30? 462 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,989 - Soup? - Ha ha. 463 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,624 Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy, 464 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,226 while you're literally stalking your ex online. 465 00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:08,495 I'm not stalking him. 466 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,398 The algorithm is stalking me, okay? 467 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:14,670 - It's the algorithm? - Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes? 468 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,200 Is that why I haven't met him yet? 469 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,238 That's not ****ing funny. 470 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,100 [LAUGHS] Of course Arthur's not Heart Eyes. 471 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:26,120 That guy has so much arthritis, he can't run. 472 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,981 - Honestly, I bet it's Crystal. - Mm. 473 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:30,160 You know when she does that, like, thing... 474 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,317 - Mm-hmm. - ...when her Botox doesn't 475 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,919 sit right and it gets stuck? 476 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,754 [NEWS THEME PLAYS ON TV] 477 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,358 REPORTER: Breaking news. Our Channel 7 affiliate 478 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,761 is reporting that two more couples have been found murdered 479 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,263 at a downtown spa. 480 00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:45,310 We go live to the scene in Seattle. 481 00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:46,499 - [PHONE DINGS] - Can't watch this. 482 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,567 REPORTER: Thanks, Mike... 483 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,502 MONICA: Ally. 484 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,505 - Ally, hello? Hey, ho. - Monica! 485 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,107 Oh, my God. Why are you torturing yourself? 486 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:55,442 You're the one who ended things. 487 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,278 I know. He just moved on so fast. 488 00:22:58,278 --> 00:22:59,546 I mean, what even is her job? 489 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,381 Look at her feed. It's all vacation pics. 490 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,583 And she doesn't even have rich parents. I checked. 491 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,552 You need to stop hate-****ing yourself and get out there 492 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,921 and find someone to actually ****-**** yourself, you know? 493 00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:09,255 - No. - Oh, what about that guy? 494 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,558 He's so cute. The-the... The bathroom boy, you know? 495 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:12,625 Your little stalker? 496 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,594 You mean the guy trying to take my job? 497 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,895 Oh, my ****. 498 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,299 He is so hot, I could literally throw up. 499 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,302 My basement just flooded. [GASPS SOFTLY] 500 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,138 He's okay. 501 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,874 Wait, what are you wearing on this date? 502 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,442 It's not a date. 503 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,978 We're working. And what's wrong with my clothes? 504 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,146 You look like a before picture. 505 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,215 [CHUCKLES] Monica! That is so mean! 506 00:23:35,215 --> 00:23:37,784 Okay, this place, what's the vibe? Is it, what, fancy? 507 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:40,453 - Yeah, it's fancy. Why? - Come on. 508 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,756 Where are we going? 509 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,958 We're gonna go **** up a credit card. 510 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,461 Pretty girls don't do drama 'less we wanna 511 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,729 It'll be depending on the day 512 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,631 Pretty girls packed in a Defender 513 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:54,234 Know I'm-a defend her never let her catch no stray 514 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:55,502 This that pretty-girl mantra 515 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:57,337 She's that stunna make you wanna swing both... 516 00:23:57,337 --> 00:23:58,505 - It's gorgeous. - So much skin. 517 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,600 - Hike it up a little bit. - It's so much skin. 518 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,908 - It can go shorter. - Monica, no! It's not a date. 519 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,511 - Love what it feel like - Feel like 520 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,790 To be off of the grid like, all night 521 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:08,810 - Oh, with my bih like - *****, like 522 00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:10,116 We ain't even trying to talk to no one 523 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,285 Swerve off all the creeps no weird vibes 524 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,487 We ain't never let it ruin a good time 525 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:16,322 Ain't nobody gon' dim our good light 526 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,358 This them words we're living by 527 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,760 No. 528 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,280 This that pretty-girl mantra 529 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,463 This that flaunt you 530 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,831 - Just touched down in L.A. - Ah 531 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:27,367 Pretty girls don't do drama no new drama 532 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,868 - We already got a full day - Ah, ah 533 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,370 Pretty girls that you gon' remember... 534 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:33,707 Hi. Uh, reservation for Simmonds. 535 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:35,475 MAÎTRE D': Of course. AJ? 536 00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:39,450 - BOUNCER: Arms out, please. - Pretty... 537 00:24:39,450 --> 00:24:41,614 - [SONG STOPS] - [METAL DETECTOR SQUEALING] 538 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:44,170 - What gives? - Heart Eyes. 539 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:45,352 Can't be too careful. 540 00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:47,787 [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING] 541 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:50,990 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 542 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:56,629 I'm environmentally conscious. 543 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,334 - [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] - [QUIET CHATTER] 544 00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:07,540 [SIGHS] 545 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,742 [SCOFFS] 546 00:25:08,742 --> 00:25:10,677 Sharp, my ***. 547 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,679 MAN: You look so beautiful tonight, darling. 548 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,150 Happy Valentine's. I mean that. 549 00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:16,216 Aw. [CHUCKLES] 550 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:19,586 Good evening, miss. Will anyone be joining you? 551 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,721 Uh, yes. Um, a friend. 552 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:23,556 A colleague. 553 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:26,192 It's a... It's a work dinner. 554 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,950 Well, I'll be back with the specials once your date arrives. 555 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:30,830 Oh, no, no, no. He's not my date. 556 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:34,901 ["MAY I" BY BROOK BENTON PLAYING] 557 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:49,749 May I tell you that you're lovely... 558 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:54,888 JAY: I am so sorry that I am late. I tried to get a car. 559 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,900 And for what it's worth, I had no idea this place 560 00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:58,892 was gonna be this nice, but, um... 561 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:02,195 - You look amazing. - Thank you. 562 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,231 WAITER: Welcome to L'oie. 563 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,766 May I offer you a beverage? 564 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:09,350 - Um, I'm good. Thank you. - JAY: Yeah, please. How about 565 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:11,304 a bottle of champagne, maybe two glasses? 566 00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:12,572 Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 567 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:15,742 - No offense, but we're working. - None taken. 568 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:16,943 WAITER: I'll be right back. 569 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,946 So, where you from? 570 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:22,982 Uh, Phoenix. 571 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,317 Do you have siblings? 572 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:26,520 [SMACKS LIPS] No. 573 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,880 Are your parents still together? 574 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,758 - Mm-hmm. - Well, that's nice. 575 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,940 Yeah, I'd love to grow old with somebody. 576 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:35,428 Change their Depends? 577 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,496 You know, 578 00:26:36,496 --> 00:26:39,766 I don't immediately go to poop when I think about love, 579 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,769 but yeah. I would change an adult diaper 580 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,671 if it was in the name of love. 581 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:49,576 The perfect romance... 582 00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:51,811 - [CORK POPS] - [GASPS, SIGHS] 583 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:53,113 WAITER: Here we are. 584 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,150 - JAY: Thank you. - Thank you. 585 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,349 - WAITER: Miss? - Yeah. 586 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,285 Didn't want any, but thank you. 587 00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:02,455 And for you, sir? 588 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:07,270 JAY: Thank you very much. WAITER: Enjoy. 589 00:27:07,270 --> 00:27:08,128 What do you say? 590 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:10,930 - To love? - Mm. 591 00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:15,935 Okay. 592 00:27:17,337 --> 00:27:19,839 - Listen, this is all very cute. - Mm-hmm. 593 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,608 - And you're smooth. - Oh, thanks. 594 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:22,942 But I'm just trying 595 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,645 to salvage whatever's left of my career here, so can we skip 596 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:28,381 whatever this is and get to cracking this campaign? 597 00:27:28,381 --> 00:27:29,683 - By all means. - Okay. 598 00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:31,217 I have a couple ideas in here. 599 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,553 Some probably suck, but I'm sure there's a-- 600 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:35,855 You've had your heart broken recently. 601 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,360 - I'm sorry, what? - No, I just like to think 602 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,229 I'm intuitive with these things and... 603 00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:46,660 Ew. Yeah, no. 604 00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:47,867 I did not get my heart broken... 605 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,200 - Mm-hmm. - ...recently. 606 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,637 And it's really none of your business. 607 00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:52,205 Oh, you're totally right, it's not. 608 00:27:52,205 --> 00:27:54,541 Definitely not. Okay. Um, is... 609 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:56,343 It's just your campaign. 610 00:27:57,477 --> 00:28:01,147 Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly screams romance to me. 611 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:05,218 The most romantic stories of all time are doomed. 612 00:28:05,218 --> 00:28:07,687 You got husbands, wives, 613 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:09,422 partners, twin flames, soulmates. 614 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:12,325 Whatever you wanna call it, it's all gonna end. 615 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:13,860 It's just a matter of time before 616 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,428 someone cheats, bails, or dies. 617 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:17,997 What about butterflies in your stomach? 618 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,533 A lightning bolt to the heart? 619 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,102 - Cozy Sundays in bed? - [CHUCKLES] 620 00:28:22,102 --> 00:28:24,771 What's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach? 621 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:27,400 I like those things, but I get it, not for everyone. 622 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,109 You wanna know how I feel about romance? 623 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:30,210 Yeah. 624 00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:33,380 It's a farce. 625 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,249 A lie. 626 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:41,870 Not to everyone, I know that. Some people get... [SMACKS LIPS] 627 00:28:41,870 --> 00:28:45,458 ...really lucky and stumble into something real and forever. 628 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,930 But the other 99% of us 629 00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:49,963 are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next, 630 00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:52,899 chasing the same regurgitated fairy-tale bullshit 631 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:55,735 that's been stuffed into our brains since we were kids. 632 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,103 Prince Charming? [SCOFFS] 633 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,972 Till you catch him ****ing your sister. 634 00:28:58,972 --> 00:29:00,640 I thought you were an only child. 635 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,308 - It's a metaphor. Jesus. - Right. 636 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,770 My point is, it's not real. 637 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:08,415 And somehow, I landed a job that forces me to propagate 638 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,583 a fantasy in order to sell blood diamonds 639 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,485 harvested from third-world slave labor, 640 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,220 so please forgive me if I'm not swept away 641 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,990 by your magical notions of romance, Jay. 642 00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:18,910 Wow. 643 00:29:19,392 --> 00:29:20,727 That's really... 644 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:22,929 What? 645 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,650 ...sad. 646 00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:31,504 Why are you single? 647 00:29:32,572 --> 00:29:35,241 - Excuse me? - No, really, Mr. Romantic... 648 00:29:36,476 --> 00:29:37,610 doe-eyed, first love, 649 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,347 Esther Perel mama's boy know-it-all. Why are you single? 650 00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:42,449 - Well... - Are you really looking for love 651 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,684 or are you just another fake-***, ho-hunting, 652 00:29:44,684 --> 00:29:46,653 - ankle-cuff prick in a suit? - Oh, my God. 653 00:29:46,653 --> 00:29:47,754 You know, you don't know me. 654 00:29:47,754 --> 00:29:49,422 And you don't get to cast judgment 655 00:29:49,422 --> 00:29:51,858 just because I don't think like you, okay? 656 00:29:57,931 --> 00:29:58,932 Yeah, um... 657 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:03,436 I think you were right. Tonight's a bad night. 658 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,873 Should've just let you clear your head. 659 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,275 Um, don't worry about the champagne. It's on Crystal. 660 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:13,713 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 661 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:19,519 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 662 00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:24,190 Jay! Jay, hey-- I'm sorry, okay? You win. 663 00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:27,193 Listen, I told you it was fine and I meant it. It's all good. 664 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:29,362 No, I had a really rough day and... 665 00:30:29,362 --> 00:30:30,563 and I took it out on you 666 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,565 and that was shitty and-and wrong and... 667 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:34,367 Jay, please, I can't lose this job. 668 00:30:34,367 --> 00:30:36,236 Ally, I am not gonna take your job. 669 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,638 Although it does seem like 670 00:30:38,638 --> 00:30:40,540 you don't really want this job, but... 671 00:30:41,741 --> 00:30:44,310 - This is me, so... - [PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY] 672 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:47,800 I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative, 673 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,581 see what we can salvage from the-- Oh. 674 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:49,916 COLLIN: [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Ally? 675 00:30:52,886 --> 00:30:55,588 ALLY: Collin! [CHUCKLES] What are you doing here? 676 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:58,425 Um, well, Sienna and I are on a little dinner date, actually. 677 00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:00,760 - I've heard so much about you. - Really? 678 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:02,595 Why? 679 00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:05,365 And, uh, you are? 680 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,866 Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's... 681 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,968 - He's my friend-- Boyfriend. - ...Boyfriend. 682 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:10,437 Friend. Boyfriend. 683 00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:12,238 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 684 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,107 - Yeah! [LAUGHS] - Yeah. [LAUGHS] 685 00:31:14,808 --> 00:31:15,975 Yeah. I mean, why would you? 686 00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:19,412 It's not like I publicize it on social media or anything. 687 00:31:19,412 --> 00:31:21,810 [FORCED LAUGHTER] 688 00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:23,983 Uh, well, it's nice to meet you, Jay. 689 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:27,870 Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh? 690 00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:29,456 Yeah. It was supposed to be a double date, 691 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:31,391 uh, but unfortunately... 692 00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:33,760 - Ooh. - What does that mean? 693 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,996 Well, you know the couple that got murdered up at the winery? 694 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,660 - What, you know them? - We worked together. 695 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:41,801 - Played racquetball. - Racquetball. 696 00:31:42,802 --> 00:31:43,803 It's tragic, really. 697 00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:46,306 - You still kept the reservation? - And you still came to dinner? 698 00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:48,341 - Of course. In their honor. - JAY: Oh. 699 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,110 - ALLY: Wow. - Well, a lot to 700 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,745 eat in there and it's good. 701 00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:53,646 We should go. See you, Ally, as well, and... 702 00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:54,748 You have such a ***y suit. 703 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,282 - Oh, that's a ***y dress. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 704 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:57,784 - [LAUGHS] - You guys have a good dinner. 705 00:31:57,784 --> 00:31:58,985 Happy Valentine's Day! 706 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,153 Happy V-Day! 707 00:32:00,153 --> 00:32:02,220 Don't get killed, all right? [LAUGHS] 708 00:32:02,155 --> 00:32:04,991 - [FORCED LAUGH] What was-- - Why would he say that? 709 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,960 That was weird. Oh, you're coming with me. 710 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,462 - ALLY: That was so embarrassing. - [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 711 00:32:13,466 --> 00:32:17,370 Are you in love with somebody 712 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:21,274 And just a little afraid to say who? 713 00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:24,444 Are you in love with somebody 714 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:25,512 Thank you. 715 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:28,782 Who doesn't know you're in love with 'em, too? 716 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,718 Not a... not a problem. [CHUCKLES] 717 00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:33,953 Being in love with somebody 718 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:38,992 Is something that everybody should be... 719 00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:41,961 So is it the accent? Is that what it is? 720 00:32:41,961 --> 00:32:43,863 Women love that ****ing accent. 721 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:45,999 [SIGHS] God, I can't stand it now. 722 00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:49,669 Brits are so unemotional. 723 00:32:49,669 --> 00:32:51,370 Mm. 724 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:55,308 Well, that would explain the dead friends' resy. 725 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,145 DRIVER: Love is a beautiful thing, no? 726 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:01,348 - Oh, we-we just work together. - No, we're not a couple. 727 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,316 - But you just kissed, no? - Oh. See, no, 728 00:33:03,316 --> 00:33:04,517 that was a performance 729 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:07,554 to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic 730 00:33:07,554 --> 00:33:11,157 - in front of her ex. - Oh. You love Spotify? 731 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:14,260 I have Ultimate ***ies playlist and-- 732 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,995 - I love Spotify. - Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay. 733 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,163 - Thank you. - Okay. 734 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,732 Can we add a stop? 735 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,680 Again, I'm really sorry about tonight. 736 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,737 I swear I'm not a lunatic. 737 00:33:23,737 --> 00:33:26,773 That's exactly what I think a lunatic would say. 738 00:33:27,907 --> 00:33:28,908 Okay. 739 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:31,244 [CLICKS TONGUE] 740 00:33:31,244 --> 00:33:33,179 Have fun at your best friend's wedding. 741 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,247 Thank you. 742 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:39,252 Afraid of being left alone... 743 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:41,540 [SIGHS] 744 00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:42,422 - DRIVER: Okey dokey. - Yeah. 745 00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,620 What the... 746 00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:51,598 ALLY: No! 747 00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:54,801 Next stop, 2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir? 748 00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:55,902 [ALLY GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION] 749 00:33:56,903 --> 00:34:00,206 Hey, can you hold off a second? I think she locked herself out. 750 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,275 You know what you should do? 751 00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:04,644 You should go to her, 752 00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:07,747 tell her you love her, then never let her go. 753 00:34:07,747 --> 00:34:11,840 It's never too late for true love... 754 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,621 Right. Right. Yeah, you just keep that meter running. 755 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:19,259 Howdy. Everything okay? 756 00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:21,261 No. [CHUCKLES] 757 00:34:21,795 --> 00:34:24,330 No, I think I left my keys in a dressing room somewhere. 758 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,432 Oh. 759 00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:28,268 [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God. This night could not get any worse. 760 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:29,502 You have a spare hidden? 761 00:34:30,170 --> 00:34:33,406 [SIGHS] Yeah, under a mat upstairs. 762 00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:36,609 It's okay. I'll just break the window. 763 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:39,279 No. What are you talking about, breaking windows? No. 764 00:34:39,279 --> 00:34:41,114 No, it's fine. My landlord loves me. 765 00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:43,283 Well, if you're serious, maybe just, you know, let me do it. 766 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:45,185 - I can break a window. - No, I know you can 767 00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:47,320 break a window, but if you cut yourself-- 768 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,955 I'm not gonna cut myself. 769 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:51,324 Knock yourself out. 770 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:54,828 Just know I don't condone this. I'm worried for your safety. 771 00:34:54,828 --> 00:34:57,330 And you're punching with your thumb inside your hand, 772 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:59,766 - which is not a good thing. - Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it. 773 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:02,102 Yeah. Why don't you hold that? Came prepared. 774 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:05,839 Ah, not so bad. 775 00:35:05,839 --> 00:35:06,940 That's bad. 776 00:35:07,841 --> 00:35:10,276 I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. 777 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:12,345 No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleeding all over your floor. 778 00:35:12,345 --> 00:35:15,815 Here. Okay. Let's run it under some water. 779 00:35:15,815 --> 00:35:17,650 - Mm. - [WATER RUNNING] 780 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,819 - Thanks. - Okay, you're just gonna wash up 781 00:35:19,819 --> 00:35:20,987 in here for a sec. 782 00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:23,123 [WHISPERS] Oh, God. 783 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,859 Um, sorry it's so messy. 784 00:35:25,859 --> 00:35:27,270 I had a house cleaner, 785 00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:30,130 but she won the lottery last week and fired me. 786 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:32,866 JAY: Really? How much did she win? 787 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:35,235 Uh, like, a million dollars. [CHUCKLES] 788 00:35:35,235 --> 00:35:40,507 JAY: Damn. Well, I hope you find a replacement soon. 789 00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:42,575 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 790 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,411 - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - [SIGHS] 791 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:46,913 Aw. Cute. 792 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:48,148 [ALLY SIGHS] 793 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,550 I was Pikachu for Halloween too. 794 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,552 Oh, yeah. [LAUGHS] That wasn't Halloween. 795 00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:54,187 Well, what was it? 796 00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,556 It was Tuesday. Yeah, I was pretty obsessed. 797 00:35:56,556 --> 00:35:58,580 Wore that shit everywhere. 798 00:35:59,893 --> 00:36:01,895 - I'll take that. - It was on your shelf. 799 00:36:01,895 --> 00:36:03,430 No, I really wasn't expecting company. 800 00:36:03,430 --> 00:36:04,664 Ever? 801 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:06,232 Why don't you just take a seat 802 00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:08,680 while I look for the first aid kit? 803 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,336 [RUMMAGING] 804 00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:13,600 Huh. 805 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,740 [SIGHS] 806 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:15,442 Found it! 807 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,470 Jay? 808 00:36:25,919 --> 00:36:27,354 [GROANS] 809 00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:29,189 Excuse you. 810 00:36:29,522 --> 00:36:32,192 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit on your nice clothes. 811 00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:35,295 - [ALLY SIGHS] - Oh. 812 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,264 Would you relax? 813 00:36:38,965 --> 00:36:40,934 It's just a very expensive jacket. 814 00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:44,304 Let's see your hand. 815 00:36:44,304 --> 00:36:45,939 - [SIGHS] - [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 816 00:36:45,939 --> 00:36:48,208 - Ooh. - Careful now. 817 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:50,760 Does it hurt? 818 00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:52,645 No, actually. 819 00:36:52,645 --> 00:36:54,247 - You're really good at this. - [CHUCKLES] 820 00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:55,915 Did you go to med school or something? 821 00:36:55,915 --> 00:36:59,850 I dropped out actually. 822 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,721 [CHUCKLES] I really can't do blood. 823 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:03,289 - No way. - Way. 824 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,624 Hmm. 825 00:37:04,624 --> 00:37:07,460 Well, I think you're doing a pretty good job right now, 826 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,962 if I do say so myself. 827 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:11,640 - ALLY: Uh... - Oh. 828 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,660 This is why we dropped out of med school 829 00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:14,901 and pivoted to advertising. 830 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:16,636 [JAY CHUCKLES] 831 00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:17,737 You're funny. 832 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:20,240 - Am I? - I think so, yeah. 833 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:27,147 Would you mind? My hair, falling in my face. 834 00:37:27,147 --> 00:37:28,481 - Oh, of course. - [CHUCKLES] Thank you. 835 00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:38,792 - Okay. There we go. - Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES] 836 00:37:43,363 --> 00:37:45,298 So, you mind my asking 837 00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:48,168 what kind of medicine you were planning on going into? 838 00:37:48,168 --> 00:37:50,704 [SMACKS LIPS] Uh, nephrology. 839 00:37:50,704 --> 00:37:52,339 That's the liver. 840 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:53,440 Kidneys. 841 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,808 - Nailed it. Damn. - Yeah. 842 00:37:54,808 --> 00:37:56,309 Well, why that? 843 00:37:56,309 --> 00:37:58,611 I had a family member that was pretty sick. 844 00:37:58,611 --> 00:37:59,813 Mm-hmm. 845 00:37:59,813 --> 00:38:03,283 Guess I, I don't know, thought I could fix people. 846 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:07,887 Anyway, now I'm considered hemophobic. 847 00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:08,988 Oh. 848 00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:13,727 I'm being facetious obviously. Your jokes are cheesy as-- 849 00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:14,794 [SCREAMS] ****! 850 00:38:15,595 --> 00:38:17,970 - Ally! Ally! - [GRUNTS] 851 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:19,132 - Oh, shit! - [ALLY SCREAMS] 852 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:21,134 [JAY YELLING] 853 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:23,690 [GRUNTING] 854 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:31,111 **** you! No, no, no, no, no, no! 855 00:38:32,579 --> 00:38:34,647 - Run! - [VIBRATING] 856 00:38:34,781 --> 00:38:35,782 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! 857 00:38:35,782 --> 00:38:37,717 - [GROANS] What are you doing? - [POUNDING ON DOOR] 858 00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:39,520 Get your mind out of the gutter! 859 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,987 Yep, yep, yep, yep. Come on. Come on, come on! 860 00:38:40,987 --> 00:38:43,223 Come on, come on! [GROANS] 861 00:38:43,223 --> 00:38:44,891 Come on, come on, come on! 862 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:46,960 - You got it? - Yes! 863 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,395 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 864 00:38:49,929 --> 00:38:50,930 Good job. 865 00:38:52,265 --> 00:38:53,266 Thanks. 866 00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:56,603 Hey, you good? 867 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,471 Yeah. [SCREAMS] 868 00:39:01,107 --> 00:39:04,110 - Help! He's trying to kill us! - Oh, here's lovebirds. [GRUNTS] 869 00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:05,745 - [ALLY SCREAMS] - [JAY GRUNTING] 870 00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:07,914 No! No, no, no. You've got the wrong people. 871 00:39:07,914 --> 00:39:10,116 - Hey. What are you doing? - He only kills couples, right? 872 00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:11,851 We're not a couple! We barely know each other. 873 00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,453 So back the **** off! 874 00:39:13,987 --> 00:39:15,789 OPERATOR OVER PHONE: 911, what's your emergency? 875 00:39:16,523 --> 00:39:17,691 [ALLY SCREAMS] Run! 876 00:39:20,627 --> 00:39:22,996 Help! Help! 877 00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:24,931 Help us! 878 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:27,000 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 879 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:34,400 JAY: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 880 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,141 What? 881 00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:38,311 Did you hear that? 882 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,381 I don't hear anything. 883 00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,283 - [SCREAMING] - Oh, shit! 884 00:39:44,184 --> 00:39:45,185 - Ally! - [GRUNTING] 885 00:39:46,152 --> 00:39:47,787 Get off of her! 886 00:39:47,787 --> 00:39:49,556 Hey, hey! 887 00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:55,128 [GROANS] 888 00:39:56,363 --> 00:39:58,365 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 889 00:40:03,169 --> 00:40:04,204 [GRUNTS, SCREAMS] 890 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:07,874 [PANTING] 891 00:40:11,878 --> 00:40:13,246 [GRUNTING] 892 00:40:17,984 --> 00:40:19,919 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 893 00:40:38,204 --> 00:40:39,572 [BREATH TREMBLING] 894 00:40:41,241 --> 00:40:43,209 [SLOW, RHYTHMIC CREAKING] 895 00:40:53,887 --> 00:40:55,210 [BREATH TREMBLING] 896 00:40:57,424 --> 00:40:58,692 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 897 00:41:01,728 --> 00:41:03,530 [BREATH TREMBLING] 898 00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:04,764 [CREAKING STOPS] 899 00:41:11,571 --> 00:41:12,939 [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 900 00:41:12,939 --> 00:41:14,474 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 901 00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:16,309 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] 902 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,611 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING] 903 00:41:29,656 --> 00:41:31,257 - [MECHANICAL CLANK] - [GRUNTS] 904 00:41:31,257 --> 00:41:32,959 [WHIRRING CONTINUES FASTER] 905 00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:34,828 [GROANING] 906 00:41:39,933 --> 00:41:41,134 [BLADE RINGS] 907 00:41:41,134 --> 00:41:42,268 [GRUNTS] 908 00:41:43,937 --> 00:41:45,271 [GRUNTING] 909 00:41:50,977 --> 00:41:51,945 [SCREAMS] 910 00:41:56,649 --> 00:41:57,584 [SCREAMS] 911 00:41:58,918 --> 00:42:00,253 [BOTH GRUNTING] 912 00:42:02,489 --> 00:42:03,623 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 913 00:42:04,357 --> 00:42:05,258 [SCREAMING] 914 00:42:10,163 --> 00:42:11,164 [YELLS] 915 00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:14,968 [GRUNTING, PANTING] 916 00:42:18,938 --> 00:42:19,839 [SCREAMS] 917 00:42:21,107 --> 00:42:22,208 [GRUNTING] 918 00:42:24,644 --> 00:42:27,714 No! No! No! 919 00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:29,382 [SIREN WAILING] 920 00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:31,518 Help! He's right behind... 921 00:42:31,785 --> 00:42:33,219 [CAR DOORS OPENING] 922 00:42:33,219 --> 00:42:34,320 OFFICER 1: Here! 923 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,722 - ...me. - [CAR DOORS CLOSING] 924 00:42:37,524 --> 00:42:39,859 He was-- He was right here. 925 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:41,961 OFFICER 2: I'll go check it out. 926 00:42:43,897 --> 00:42:44,898 Oh, my God. Jay. 927 00:42:45,865 --> 00:42:47,734 - Jay, is he okay? - I don't know who 928 00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:49,569 - you're talking about. - Jay Simmonds. 929 00:42:49,569 --> 00:42:52,500 We were with each other all night and-and we got attacked 930 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,673 and we got separated back there. I... 931 00:42:53,673 --> 00:42:55,875 - You just left him? - No, I didn't leave him! 932 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:58,411 OFFICER OVER RADIO: All units. All units, stand down. 933 00:42:58,411 --> 00:43:00,246 We have Heart Eyes. 934 00:43:00,246 --> 00:43:02,315 - I repeat, we have Heart Eyes. - Yes! We got that mother****er! 935 00:43:02,315 --> 00:43:04,217 Seattle PD, baby! ****, yeah! 936 00:43:04,217 --> 00:43:06,386 OFFICER OVER RADIO: On behalf of Seattle PD, I just wanna say... 937 00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:07,754 OFFICER 1: Yeah, congratulations. 938 00:43:07,754 --> 00:43:09,723 OFFICER OVER RADIO: Incredible teamwork, huh? 939 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,562 Hey! Hey, you need to back up! 940 00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:18,898 - ****ing weirdos. - BOY: What did I do? 941 00:43:18,898 --> 00:43:19,999 Detectives. 942 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,690 Here she is. 943 00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:25,338 Detective Zeke Hobbs. 944 00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:27,607 This is my partner, Detective Jeanine Shaw. 945 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:31,111 Hobbs and Shaw? 946 00:43:32,879 --> 00:43:34,114 Like the movie? 947 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:38,785 - Haven't heard of it. - Haven't seen it. 948 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:41,388 - We're here to ID a murderer. - Oh, my God. Jay? 949 00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:43,523 Jay! 950 00:43:44,691 --> 00:43:46,693 - Jay, are you okay? - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 951 00:43:48,194 --> 00:43:49,195 - Jay! - Nope. 952 00:43:50,296 --> 00:43:51,931 Jay, are you okay? 953 00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:55,235 Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay. 954 00:43:55,235 --> 00:43:57,904 Thank you for asking. You ditched me. 955 00:43:58,638 --> 00:44:00,774 What? I did not ditch you! 956 00:44:00,774 --> 00:44:03,810 Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely ditched me. We were a team. 957 00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:07,447 I was being chased by a ****ing serial killer! 958 00:44:07,447 --> 00:44:11,718 I know! I also was being chased by a serial killer. 959 00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:14,621 - What the **** does that mean? - Jay, you're tall and ripped 960 00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:17,323 and perfectly capable of defending yourself. 961 00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:19,626 Ally, I really appreciate the compliments, 962 00:44:19,626 --> 00:44:21,610 especially coming from you, 963 00:44:21,610 --> 00:44:23,630 but right now is not the time, okay? 964 00:44:23,630 --> 00:44:25,131 These muscles were not made for violence! 965 00:44:25,131 --> 00:44:26,399 They're for cuddling! 966 00:44:26,399 --> 00:44:27,967 - Okay. - JAY: Hey, we're talking here! 967 00:44:27,967 --> 00:44:30,170 Guys, this was not him. We were together all night. 968 00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:31,838 Heart Eyes was after both of us. 969 00:44:31,838 --> 00:44:35,241 Ma'am... We found this man in the park wearing this 970 00:44:36,509 --> 00:44:38,111 and in possession of this. 971 00:44:38,111 --> 00:44:39,346 JAY: Come on! 972 00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:41,648 No, that's-- That's not possible. 973 00:44:41,648 --> 00:44:42,916 Jay didn't do this. 974 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:44,751 Maybe. 975 00:44:46,152 --> 00:44:47,754 Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone. 976 00:44:48,788 --> 00:44:49,856 - What? - JAY: What? 977 00:44:49,856 --> 00:44:51,424 We're gonna have to take your 978 00:44:51,424 --> 00:44:53,460 tall, ripped friend in for questioning. 979 00:44:55,995 --> 00:44:58,131 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 980 00:44:58,131 --> 00:45:01,434 - Hey, good going. Really great. - [ENGINE STARTS] 981 00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:05,438 See you at the station, I guess. 982 00:45:05,438 --> 00:45:06,539 [SIREN WHOOPS] 983 00:45:08,141 --> 00:45:10,110 [WHISPERS] ****. 984 00:45:13,146 --> 00:45:14,147 JAY: What is this? 985 00:45:14,881 --> 00:45:15,882 That's a ring. 986 00:45:16,483 --> 00:45:17,617 [HOBBS SIGHS] 987 00:45:17,617 --> 00:45:19,986 - Read it. - Read what? 988 00:45:19,986 --> 00:45:22,222 Let me help you out. Let me help you out. 989 00:45:22,222 --> 00:45:23,323 It says, "JS." 990 00:45:25,825 --> 00:45:28,228 - As in "Jay Simmonds." - "Jay Simmonds." 991 00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:30,296 You are really good. 992 00:45:30,296 --> 00:45:32,132 You're really good at detective work. 993 00:45:32,132 --> 00:45:33,833 That was really-- It's impressive. 994 00:45:38,838 --> 00:45:39,839 [WHISPERS] That sarcasm? 995 00:45:41,307 --> 00:45:44,477 A, I am not married. 996 00:45:44,477 --> 00:45:48,715 B, why would I leave a wedding band at the scene of the crime? 997 00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:49,916 And C, 998 00:45:49,916 --> 00:45:52,252 who gets their own initials 999 00:45:52,252 --> 00:45:54,521 engraved in their own ****ing wedding band? 1000 00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:55,755 Also, D, 1001 00:45:55,755 --> 00:45:57,691 yes, that was sarcasm. 1002 00:45:58,358 --> 00:46:00,427 - Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs. - Hey, relax. Relax! 1003 00:46:00,427 --> 00:46:02,162 Take five. Go. Go. 1004 00:46:03,396 --> 00:46:04,397 Cool down. 1005 00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:07,233 Come on. 1006 00:46:11,371 --> 00:46:12,439 [SHAW SIGHS] 1007 00:46:14,441 --> 00:46:17,430 I'm sorry. He can get a little hot under the collar. 1008 00:46:17,430 --> 00:46:18,778 Yeah. No kidding. 1009 00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:20,880 Do you need anything? Water, coffee? 1010 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,351 - I am fine, thank you very much. - Okay. 1011 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,230 Just you and me. 1012 00:46:31,910 --> 00:46:33,626 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1013 00:46:36,429 --> 00:46:38,398 I want you to look me in the eyes 1014 00:46:39,566 --> 00:46:40,900 and tell me the truth. 1015 00:46:44,537 --> 00:46:45,538 All right. 1016 00:46:46,373 --> 00:46:47,807 How long have you known Ally? 1017 00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:49,542 [CHUCKLES] Fourteen hours. 1018 00:46:51,611 --> 00:46:52,979 You seem to care about her. 1019 00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:58,510 Yeah. Maybe I do. 1020 00:47:01,888 --> 00:47:04,591 But that ring. That's... It's not yours, correct? 1021 00:47:04,591 --> 00:47:07,227 No. Again, I am not married. 1022 00:47:07,894 --> 00:47:08,895 You're not married. 1023 00:47:08,895 --> 00:47:10,597 I mean, it's not, like, by choice or anything. 1024 00:47:10,597 --> 00:47:13,990 I just haven't met the right person. 1025 00:47:13,990 --> 00:47:14,267 You're telling me. 1026 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:17,771 - You're-- - Single. Shocker. 1027 00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:20,840 Kind of. 1028 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:23,443 No-- You really, um... 1029 00:47:25,178 --> 00:47:26,279 [CHUCKLING] 1030 00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:29,482 Okay. Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 1031 00:47:30,684 --> 00:47:32,986 Lady, I have been waiting here for over an hour. 1032 00:47:32,986 --> 00:47:35,288 - First of all, it's "officer." - [TALK RADIO PLAYING QUIETLY] 1033 00:47:35,288 --> 00:47:36,990 Second, I already told you 1034 00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:38,692 they're interrogating the suspect. 1035 00:47:38,692 --> 00:47:41,194 And I already told you they're interrogating the wrong guy. 1036 00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:43,290 Can you please just go back there 1037 00:47:43,290 --> 00:47:44,931 and give me some sort of information? 1038 00:47:44,931 --> 00:47:47,300 DAVID: Sorry, Fran. The ethernet cable was all frayed. 1039 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:50,370 - Should be working now. - Thanks, David. 1040 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:54,274 What's a five-letter word for a dog ending in H? 1041 00:47:54,274 --> 00:47:55,342 *****? 1042 00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:57,430 Excuse me? 1043 00:47:57,811 --> 00:47:58,812 Female dog. 1044 00:48:01,548 --> 00:48:04,500 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 1045 00:48:04,684 --> 00:48:07,554 Can you please go back there now and give me some sort of update? 1046 00:48:10,123 --> 00:48:11,658 - Fine. - Thank you. 1047 00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:14,561 Hey. Do we know each other? 1048 00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:17,330 No, I don't think so. 1049 00:48:18,198 --> 00:48:19,199 Bumble. 1050 00:48:19,699 --> 00:48:22,302 Yeah, no. I'm... I'm not on the apps. 1051 00:48:22,302 --> 00:48:24,637 Oh. It's a waste of time anyway. 1052 00:48:24,637 --> 00:48:25,739 Hmm. 1053 00:48:27,674 --> 00:48:29,476 Just shooting my shot here. Um... 1054 00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:32,912 Could I take you out to coffee sometime? I'll pay for it. 1055 00:48:32,912 --> 00:48:36,182 [SIGHS] I almost got murdered tonight. 1056 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,753 - I am so sorry. Um... - Yeah. 1057 00:48:40,553 --> 00:48:42,555 Stay safe. Have a good night. 1058 00:48:42,555 --> 00:48:43,690 Thank you. 1059 00:48:44,424 --> 00:48:46,760 - [DOOR OPENS] - Where the hell is everybody? 1060 00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:48,428 DAVID: Celebrating. 1061 00:48:50,497 --> 00:48:51,865 They caught Heart Eyes. 1062 00:49:03,677 --> 00:49:05,278 SHAW: So, what else do you want to tell me? 1063 00:49:06,112 --> 00:49:08,140 - I'm not a serial killer. - [SHAW CHUCKLES] 1064 00:49:09,182 --> 00:49:10,550 So there's that. 1065 00:49:10,684 --> 00:49:14,287 Were you in Boston in February of '23 1066 00:49:14,287 --> 00:49:16,456 and Philadelphia in February of '24? 1067 00:49:18,124 --> 00:49:19,125 I... 1068 00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:21,928 Let me rephrase. You were in Boston and Philly. 1069 00:49:21,928 --> 00:49:23,430 Same dates and locations 1070 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,532 as HEK's two prior killing sprees. 1071 00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:28,601 Jay, I got to admit... 1072 00:49:29,369 --> 00:49:31,370 that doesn't look very good. 1073 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:33,773 I don't know what you want me to say. 1074 00:49:33,773 --> 00:49:37,644 I'm a freelancer, so yeah, I travel for, like, work. 1075 00:49:39,245 --> 00:49:41,581 Do you ever get lonely on the road? 1076 00:49:43,216 --> 00:49:46,453 I like to think that I can keep myself busy. 1077 00:49:46,453 --> 00:49:48,221 Yeah? How? 1078 00:49:49,255 --> 00:49:50,290 How do you blow off steam 1079 00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,625 when you're alone with your thoughts, Jay? 1080 00:49:55,395 --> 00:49:56,796 Do you go to a vineyard? 1081 00:49:57,964 --> 00:49:59,132 Maybe a spa? 1082 00:50:02,635 --> 00:50:04,637 [TALK RADIO CONTINUES QUIETLY] 1083 00:50:09,342 --> 00:50:10,343 - Holy... Who-- - [CLANKS] 1084 00:50:10,343 --> 00:50:11,444 [GASPS] 1085 00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:15,348 MAN OVER RADIO: So, for HEK to come out of the blue 1086 00:50:15,348 --> 00:50:18,785 and denounce Valentine's Day and all it stands for... 1087 00:50:18,785 --> 00:50:19,853 Hello? 1088 00:50:19,986 --> 00:50:21,855 ...by cutting these couples down to size. 1089 00:50:21,855 --> 00:50:24,324 In my professional opinion, what we have here... 1090 00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:26,860 - Detective. - [SIGHS] 1091 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,294 We got an HWW out front. 1092 00:50:28,294 --> 00:50:29,696 What do you want me to do with her? 1093 00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:30,964 An HWW? 1094 00:50:30,964 --> 00:50:32,632 BOTH: "Hysterical white woman." 1095 00:50:32,632 --> 00:50:33,800 I'll handle her. 1096 00:50:35,301 --> 00:50:36,302 You sit tight. 1097 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,705 - [DOOR CLOSES] - We're not done yet. 1098 00:50:40,807 --> 00:50:41,808 I'll be here. 1099 00:50:42,776 --> 00:50:44,678 He just snapped. 1100 00:50:45,111 --> 00:50:49,282 And he made it a point to kill again and again 1101 00:50:49,282 --> 00:50:52,786 until the very concept of an entire day dedicated 1102 00:50:52,786 --> 00:50:56,523 to couples and romance is eradicated. 1103 00:50:57,457 --> 00:51:02,362 He sneaks into your house and waits in the dark. 1104 00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:07,167 Cunning and quiet as a corpse. 1105 00:51:08,702 --> 00:51:11,705 And then, when you least expect it... 1106 00:51:13,573 --> 00:51:18,678 he pulls out one of the many, many, many toys 1107 00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:21,214 from his tools. 1108 00:51:21,848 --> 00:51:23,983 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 1109 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:39,499 FRAN: What the hell are you doing? 1110 00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:40,567 God... 1111 00:51:40,567 --> 00:51:42,268 bless the USA. 1112 00:51:42,736 --> 00:51:43,837 - Told ya. - Yeah. 1113 00:51:43,837 --> 00:51:44,904 I'm so sorry. 1114 00:51:46,106 --> 00:51:48,174 - Are you letting him go? - Not yet. 1115 00:51:48,174 --> 00:51:49,242 Why the hell not? 1116 00:51:49,242 --> 00:51:51,111 - He's innocent. - Mm-hmm. 1117 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,412 Well, then tell me something. 1118 00:51:52,412 --> 00:51:54,381 Why is the Heart Eyes Killer after him? 1119 00:51:54,381 --> 00:51:56,449 - You're not a couple. - I don't know. 1120 00:51:57,183 --> 00:52:00,587 I assume he saw us and thought we were together. 1121 00:52:00,587 --> 00:52:01,688 Why? 1122 00:52:03,456 --> 00:52:04,457 We... 1123 00:52:06,526 --> 00:52:07,560 kissed. 1124 00:52:11,310 --> 00:52:13,600 [STUTTERS] We had-- We had to kiss. 1125 00:52:14,868 --> 00:52:17,704 We had to kiss because... because my ex... 1126 00:52:18,638 --> 00:52:21,207 he was there, and I was jealous. 1127 00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,377 - It's really stupid, I know. - Okay. 1128 00:52:24,377 --> 00:52:25,445 I get it. 1129 00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:27,580 I do. 1130 00:52:31,484 --> 00:52:34,788 So you're not interested in him romantically? 1131 00:52:34,788 --> 00:52:35,889 [COIN CLINKS] 1132 00:52:35,889 --> 00:52:37,323 Why is that relevant? 1133 00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:39,392 Just girl talk. 1134 00:52:39,926 --> 00:52:41,728 I mean, he's cute, he has a... 1135 00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:44,330 really good job. 1136 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:48,468 Perfect candidate for a little girl like yourself. 1137 00:52:50,637 --> 00:52:52,405 A little girl like myself? 1138 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:56,176 - [LIGHTS CLANK] - [ALLY SCREAMS] 1139 00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:58,178 - [SHAW SIGHS] - [ALLY WHIMPERS] 1140 00:52:58,178 --> 00:52:59,412 SHAW: Oh, relax. 1141 00:52:59,412 --> 00:53:01,114 - Probably just the breaker. - [FLASHLIGHT CLICKS] 1142 00:53:01,114 --> 00:53:02,282 ALLY: That's what people say 1143 00:53:02,282 --> 00:53:03,683 before they get stabbed to death. 1144 00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:06,453 How would you know? 1145 00:53:08,621 --> 00:53:09,622 Watch her. 1146 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,626 ALLY: No, no, no, no, no. She said to watch me. 1147 00:53:13,626 --> 00:53:15,695 FRAN: Calm down, I'm just getting a flashlight. 1148 00:53:15,695 --> 00:53:18,365 Little space? Any closer, you'd be inside me. 1149 00:53:19,990 --> 00:53:20,800 ALLY: I'm sorry. I'm just scared. 1150 00:53:22,769 --> 00:53:25,105 No, no, no, no. Careful. He hides in closets. 1151 00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:35,715 No killers in here. 1152 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,219 - [ALLY SCREAMING] - [FRAN CHOKING] 1153 00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:45,892 [FRAN GRUNTS] 1154 00:53:45,892 --> 00:53:47,460 - [SCREAMS] - [FRAN GROANS] 1155 00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:49,562 - [SHARP THUD] - [BLOOD SPLASHES] 1156 00:53:50,296 --> 00:53:52,832 - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] - [SOFT BEEP] 1157 00:53:55,535 --> 00:53:57,404 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 1158 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,253 [YELLS] 1159 00:54:18,391 --> 00:54:19,392 [BLADE RINGS] 1160 00:54:20,226 --> 00:54:21,227 ALLY: Help! 1161 00:54:23,697 --> 00:54:25,310 - Hey! Hey! What's happening? - [SCREAMS] 1162 00:54:25,310 --> 00:54:26,332 - He's here. - Who? 1163 00:54:28,334 --> 00:54:29,703 Go! Get back! Get back! 1164 00:54:29,703 --> 00:54:31,104 [PANTING] 1165 00:54:35,342 --> 00:54:37,210 [GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE] 1166 00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:40,347 - [SHAW SCREAMS IN DISTANCE] - Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey! 1167 00:54:40,347 --> 00:54:42,480 Where are you going? Uncuff me. 1168 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,550 Don't worry, lover boy. 1169 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:46,219 I'll protect you. [KISSES] 1170 00:54:46,219 --> 00:54:49,890 - [DOOR CLOSES] - No. No. No. 1171 00:54:49,890 --> 00:54:51,191 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1172 00:54:51,191 --> 00:54:53,193 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1173 00:54:57,263 --> 00:54:58,798 JAY: [MUFFLED] God! Damn it! 1174 00:55:03,236 --> 00:55:04,471 Shaw? 1175 00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:09,642 [JAY GROANS] 1176 00:55:23,890 --> 00:55:24,891 Shaw! 1177 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,610 [GASPS SOFTLY] 1178 00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:31,664 - [BLADE STABS] - [GRUNTING WEAKLY] 1179 00:55:34,467 --> 00:55:36,236 [SCREAMING] 1180 00:55:39,939 --> 00:55:42,800 - [BODY THUDS] - [SCREAM ECHOES IN DISTANCE] 1181 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,100 [PANTING, GRUNTING] 1182 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:46,112 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1183 00:55:56,623 --> 00:55:58,692 - [SHARP THUMPING] - [GASPS] 1184 00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:00,760 [JAY GRUNTING OVER SPEAKERS] 1185 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,762 - ALLY: Jay? - [THUMPING] 1186 00:56:02,762 --> 00:56:04,831 - Jay! - [GRUNTING] 1187 00:56:04,831 --> 00:56:06,266 ALLY: Jay, can you hear me? 1188 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:08,435 OVER SPEAKER: Uh, yes, yes, Ally. 1189 00:56:08,435 --> 00:56:10,603 Ally, you've gotta find the keys. 1190 00:56:10,603 --> 00:56:13,807 Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay? You have to find Hobbs 1191 00:56:13,807 --> 00:56:17,377 'cause he locked me in here like a ****ing ***hole. 1192 00:56:19,512 --> 00:56:20,513 Ally? 1193 00:56:23,516 --> 00:56:24,517 Ally? 1194 00:56:28,521 --> 00:56:29,823 [GRUNTS] She ditched me. 1195 00:56:32,192 --> 00:56:33,293 That's okay. 1196 00:56:33,293 --> 00:56:34,994 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [SIGHS] 1197 00:56:35,528 --> 00:56:36,529 Ally? 1198 00:56:36,529 --> 00:56:37,731 - [LOCK BEEPS] - [DOOR OPENS] 1199 00:56:37,864 --> 00:56:39,332 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1200 00:56:49,242 --> 00:56:51,440 [METALLIC SCRAPING] 1201 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:53,580 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1202 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,160 Hey. 1203 00:57:00,253 --> 00:57:01,254 Come on. 1204 00:57:01,855 --> 00:57:02,856 Hey, come on. 1205 00:57:03,189 --> 00:57:04,257 This is not fair! 1206 00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:07,861 Shit! 1207 00:57:09,362 --> 00:57:11,197 - [GUNSHOT] - [GLASS CRACKLING] 1208 00:57:11,197 --> 00:57:12,866 [GUNSHOT] 1209 00:57:17,671 --> 00:57:19,205 Die. [YELLS] 1210 00:57:21,107 --> 00:57:22,242 JAY: Ally! Ally! 1211 00:57:22,909 --> 00:57:24,544 Goddamn! I'm right here! 1212 00:57:26,713 --> 00:57:28,281 Jay! [GRUNTS] 1213 00:57:28,281 --> 00:57:29,382 Careful! Careful. 1214 00:57:30,350 --> 00:57:32,218 [ALLY GROANS, GRUNTS] 1215 00:57:32,218 --> 00:57:34,200 - Hi. - Hi. [GRUNTS] 1216 00:57:35,588 --> 00:57:36,589 [PANTING] 1217 00:57:36,589 --> 00:57:37,957 [CHUCKLING] Are you okay? 1218 00:57:39,359 --> 00:57:41,361 You're a terrible shot, by the way. 1219 00:57:41,361 --> 00:57:43,129 - Don't ****ing push it, Romeo. - Ooh. 1220 00:57:44,130 --> 00:57:46,366 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1221 00:57:46,366 --> 00:57:48,301 - No! Hey! - Ally! 1222 00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:50,437 - ALLY: Stop! [SCREAMS] - No, no, no! Ally! 1223 00:57:50,437 --> 00:57:51,738 - [TIRES SQUEAL] - [HORN BLARES] 1224 00:57:51,738 --> 00:57:53,106 DRIVER: ****ing ***holes! 1225 00:57:53,106 --> 00:57:54,441 You saved my life. 1226 00:57:54,441 --> 00:57:55,608 You saved mine. 1227 00:57:56,309 --> 00:57:57,310 I owed you one. 1228 00:58:00,113 --> 00:58:01,781 [GLASS CLATTERING] 1229 00:58:01,781 --> 00:58:03,149 ALLY: We're not together! 1230 00:58:03,149 --> 00:58:05,752 - Go kill somebody else! - Get up. Get up. Get up. 1231 00:58:05,752 --> 00:58:07,420 - Get up. Get up. Get up. - He's coming. He's coming. 1232 00:58:10,924 --> 00:58:13,893 - [MOVIE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] - [LIVELY CHATTER] 1233 00:58:13,893 --> 00:58:16,996 Oh, ****. Do you know what we just did? 1234 00:58:16,996 --> 00:58:19,733 Yeah. We led a couples-killing maniac to a, uh... 1235 00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:21,735 - To an all-you-can-kill buffet. - Come on. 1236 00:58:21,735 --> 00:58:24,504 HILDY: A big fat lummox like you hiring an aeroplane to write, 1237 00:58:24,504 --> 00:58:28,108 "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter." 1238 00:58:28,475 --> 00:58:29,943 Delayed our divorce 20 minutes 1239 00:58:29,943 --> 00:58:31,778 while the judge went out to watch it. 1240 00:58:31,778 --> 00:58:33,346 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1241 00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:37,751 WOMAN: Are you kidding me? 1242 00:58:39,652 --> 00:58:41,688 MAN: Oh, shit! 1243 00:58:41,688 --> 00:58:43,323 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 1244 00:58:43,323 --> 00:58:44,591 [LAUGHTER] 1245 00:58:47,270 --> 00:58:49,129 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1246 00:58:50,497 --> 00:58:51,965 MAN 1: Yo, that costume is dope. 1247 00:58:55,635 --> 00:58:56,770 MAN 2: I don't like that. 1248 00:58:59,806 --> 00:59:01,341 WOMAN 1: That's not him, right? 1249 00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:03,810 MAN 3: What the ****? 1250 00:59:03,810 --> 00:59:04,878 WOMAN 2: It is him! 1251 00:59:04,878 --> 00:59:05,979 WALTER: Was it my fault? 1252 00:59:05,979 --> 00:59:08,715 Did I know that coal mine was gonna have another cave-in? 1253 00:59:08,715 --> 00:59:11,851 I intended to be with you on our honeymoon, Hildy. 1254 00:59:11,985 --> 00:59:13,386 - MAN 4: 'Sup, man? - [BLADE STABS] 1255 00:59:13,386 --> 00:59:14,788 [CHOKING] 1256 00:59:15,789 --> 00:59:18,358 HILDY: I spent two weeks in a coal mine with John Kruptzky. 1257 00:59:18,358 --> 00:59:19,993 You don't deny that, do you, Walter? 1258 00:59:19,993 --> 00:59:21,227 WALTER: Deny it? I'm proud of it. 1259 00:59:21,227 --> 00:59:22,896 We beat the whole country on that story. 1260 00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:24,998 HILDY: Suppose we did. That isn't what I got married for! 1261 00:59:24,998 --> 00:59:26,660 Excuse us. 1262 00:59:27,567 --> 00:59:28,635 WOMAN 3: What a creep. 1263 00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:34,741 Left. Left. 1264 00:59:34,741 --> 00:59:36,876 No. Right. Go. Go, go, go. 1265 00:59:37,977 --> 00:59:38,978 Turn. 1266 00:59:41,514 --> 00:59:42,515 In here. 1267 00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:45,985 [BOTH PANTING] 1268 00:59:49,489 --> 00:59:51,358 - [QUIET THUMPING] - [GASPS] 1269 00:59:56,329 --> 00:59:57,564 Hmm? 1270 00:59:57,564 --> 01:00:00,333 [WHISPERS] Put a ****ing shirt on. There's a killer after us. 1271 01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:02,836 - WOMAN: Mm. Oh, what is it? - [BOTTLES CLINK] 1272 01:00:02,836 --> 01:00:05,380 - [CHUCKLES] - JAY: The Heart Eyes Killer. 1273 01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:07,407 He's out there right now. We need to be quiet. 1274 01:00:07,774 --> 01:00:11,111 Oh! Dude, that's so hot. [CHUCKLES] ****. 1275 01:00:11,111 --> 01:00:13,246 - We love role-play. [LAUGHS] - Yeah. 1276 01:00:13,246 --> 01:00:15,715 - WOMAN: Oh, my God. He's coming. - We're so dead. 1277 01:00:15,715 --> 01:00:17,717 WOMAN: Oh, he's so scary and big. 1278 01:00:17,717 --> 01:00:19,219 - [SIGHS] We can't stay here. - No. 1279 01:00:19,219 --> 01:00:21,354 [BOTH LAUGHING, MOANING] 1280 01:00:21,354 --> 01:00:23,256 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [MOVIE CONTINUES PLAYING] 1281 01:00:23,256 --> 01:00:24,891 - ...without shuddering. - Walter... 1282 01:00:24,891 --> 01:00:26,593 I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy. 1283 01:00:26,593 --> 01:00:28,728 You won't be half as good on another paper. You know it. 1284 01:00:28,728 --> 01:00:29,796 We're a team. 1285 01:00:29,796 --> 01:00:31,898 You need me, I need you, the paper needs us! 1286 01:00:31,898 --> 01:00:33,660 Sold, American! 1287 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,401 [SIGHS] 1288 01:00:34,401 --> 01:00:36,102 It just didn't work out, Walter. 1289 01:00:36,102 --> 01:00:37,904 - MAN: Oh, ****. - [WOMAN MOANS] 1290 01:00:37,904 --> 01:00:39,639 [SUCKS TEETH] 1291 01:00:39,639 --> 01:00:41,574 Maybe we lay low for a little bit. 1292 01:00:41,574 --> 01:00:42,709 Yeah. 1293 01:00:42,709 --> 01:00:43,810 HILDY: I wasn't satisfied. 1294 01:00:44,377 --> 01:00:45,779 I suppose I proposed to you? 1295 01:00:45,779 --> 01:00:46,880 You practically did. 1296 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,490 Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years. 1297 01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:50,984 "Oh, Walter." And I still... 1298 01:00:50,984 --> 01:00:53,530 I actually kind of like this movie. 1299 01:00:53,530 --> 01:00:54,954 - MAN: Yeah, you like that? - [WOMAN MOANS] 1300 01:00:54,954 --> 01:00:56,723 - Yeah. - Really? 1301 01:00:56,723 --> 01:00:58,725 - [MAN MOANING] - [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1302 01:00:58,725 --> 01:01:00,393 Yeah. Are you surprised? 1303 01:01:02,662 --> 01:01:04,230 Little bit, yeah. 1304 01:01:04,230 --> 01:01:05,732 [BOTH MOANING] 1305 01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:11,137 I did ditch you. 1306 01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:14,741 N-No. Ditch me? 1307 01:01:16,109 --> 01:01:18,278 [SCOFFS] It's what I'm best at. 1308 01:01:18,978 --> 01:01:20,680 - Ditching people? - Running. 1309 01:01:21,314 --> 01:01:23,516 Hey, I was holding my own. You didn't see me? 1310 01:01:23,516 --> 01:01:25,652 He was shaking in his little leather boots. 1311 01:01:26,453 --> 01:01:28,455 - [BOTH MOANING] - [THUMPING] 1312 01:01:30,357 --> 01:01:32,859 Jay, I wasn't entirely honest at dinner. 1313 01:01:32,859 --> 01:01:34,194 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1314 01:01:34,194 --> 01:01:36,196 My parents had this, like... 1315 01:01:37,764 --> 01:01:39,466 storybook romance. 1316 01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:42,802 They were literally perfect together. 1317 01:01:46,272 --> 01:01:47,540 And then my dad died. 1318 01:01:48,174 --> 01:01:50,176 - [BOTTLES CLATTERING] - [WOMAN GIGGLES] 1319 01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:53,446 I don't think my mom ever fully recovered. 1320 01:01:57,117 --> 01:01:58,184 I'm sorry. 1321 01:02:01,688 --> 01:02:03,230 You know, when I was a kid, 1322 01:02:04,157 --> 01:02:07,460 my parents just... hated each other. 1323 01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:11,631 I mean, they fought... all the time. 1324 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,534 JAY: I think that... 1325 01:02:15,668 --> 01:02:17,170 is why I'm just this... 1326 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,473 hapless romantic. 1327 01:02:21,741 --> 01:02:25,311 Just putting every girl I fall for on a pedestal, 1328 01:02:25,311 --> 01:02:28,348 only to have my heart broken over... 1329 01:02:28,348 --> 01:02:30,830 - WOMAN: More. - and over... 1330 01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:31,251 WOMAN: More? 1331 01:02:31,251 --> 01:02:32,385 ...and over. 1332 01:02:34,154 --> 01:02:35,355 WOMAN: Keep going. 1333 01:02:35,355 --> 01:02:37,524 - All because they... - [MAN MOANS] 1334 01:02:38,925 --> 01:02:42,620 - They just can't... breathe... - [WOMAN SQUEALS] 1335 01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:44,300 ...my suffocating attempt 1336 01:02:45,365 --> 01:02:48,680 to prove Mom and Dad wrong. 1337 01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:54,407 You know, I think... 1338 01:02:56,176 --> 01:02:59,790 I think tonight should've been, like, 1339 01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:00,780 the worst night of my life. 1340 01:03:05,510 --> 01:03:06,520 But it isn't. 1341 01:03:11,191 --> 01:03:12,192 Ditto. 1342 01:03:18,932 --> 01:03:20,800 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1343 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,900 [CHOKING] 1344 01:03:33,947 --> 01:03:35,281 [SCREAMING] 1345 01:03:36,983 --> 01:03:40,353 Holy shit. Someone call 911! 1346 01:03:40,353 --> 01:03:42,389 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1347 01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:45,325 [GRUNTS] 1348 01:03:45,325 --> 01:03:46,393 ****! 1349 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,695 - [SHARP THUMP] - [GRUNTS] 1350 01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:54,234 Please, no! 1351 01:03:54,234 --> 01:03:56,803 [ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING] 1352 01:03:56,803 --> 01:03:58,710 [GRUNTS] 1353 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:07,881 [ENGINE STARTS] 1354 01:04:07,881 --> 01:04:09,382 [SCREAMS] 1355 01:04:12,152 --> 01:04:13,520 [SCREAMS] 1356 01:04:14,688 --> 01:04:16,489 [BOTH CRYING AND WHIMPERING] 1357 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,205 [CLAMORING] 1358 01:04:33,907 --> 01:04:35,408 What are you-- Hey, Ally. 1359 01:04:35,408 --> 01:04:36,910 - What are you doing? - Wait. 1360 01:04:36,910 --> 01:04:38,778 Wait for what? He's gonna kill us. 1361 01:04:39,679 --> 01:04:41,247 And if he doesn't kill us, 1362 01:04:42,115 --> 01:04:43,883 he's gonna keep killing people. 1363 01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:45,185 We brought him here, 1364 01:04:46,753 --> 01:04:47,754 we end it here. 1365 01:04:48,288 --> 01:04:50,457 - We-- [BREATH TREMBLING] - Come on. 1366 01:04:50,457 --> 01:04:52,580 I thought we were a team. 1367 01:04:56,463 --> 01:04:58,898 ["PLEASE DON'T GO" BY KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND PLAYING] 1368 01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:12,812 Babe, I love you so 1369 01:05:15,248 --> 01:05:17,484 I want you to know 1370 01:05:18,985 --> 01:05:22,655 That I'm gonna miss your love 1371 01:05:23,957 --> 01:05:27,894 The minute you walk out that door 1372 01:05:27,894 --> 01:05:29,129 So please don't... 1373 01:05:29,129 --> 01:05:31,831 - [SONG STOPS] - [WOMEN SCREAMING, WHIMPERING] 1374 01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:35,935 ALLY: Hey, **** Eyes! 1375 01:05:39,439 --> 01:05:40,473 Wait, wait, wait. 1376 01:05:41,408 --> 01:05:42,409 We need a weapon. 1377 01:05:43,510 --> 01:05:44,511 I have this. 1378 01:05:45,412 --> 01:05:47,113 That is not a weapon. 1379 01:05:49,949 --> 01:05:51,170 That could work. 1380 01:05:51,170 --> 01:05:53,253 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1381 01:05:57,357 --> 01:05:59,459 - I don't think I can do that. - What? Hey... 1382 01:05:59,926 --> 01:06:00,927 Yes, you can. 1383 01:06:01,961 --> 01:06:02,962 Come on. 1384 01:06:09,169 --> 01:06:10,537 [ALLY GROANS] 1385 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,175 [BOTH GROANING] 1386 01:06:18,511 --> 01:06:20,280 - [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS] 1387 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,348 Run! 1388 01:06:24,784 --> 01:06:25,952 - Ally! - [SCREAMS] 1389 01:06:25,952 --> 01:06:27,200 [GRUNTING] 1390 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,728 [EARS RING] 1391 01:06:36,620 --> 01:06:37,530 [GRUNTS WEAKLY] 1392 01:06:39,650 --> 01:06:40,633 [GRUNTING] 1393 01:06:42,569 --> 01:06:43,870 [GRUNTS] 1394 01:06:44,471 --> 01:06:47,700 - [BLADE CLATTERS] - [PANTING] 1395 01:06:57,170 --> 01:06:58,180 [GRUNTING] 1396 01:06:59,219 --> 01:07:00,387 Oh, shit! 1397 01:07:00,754 --> 01:07:01,855 [YELLS] 1398 01:07:01,855 --> 01:07:03,323 [GASPS] 1399 01:07:03,323 --> 01:07:04,557 [YELLS] 1400 01:07:04,557 --> 01:07:06,326 [PANTING] 1401 01:07:08,828 --> 01:07:10,430 [SIGHING] 1402 01:07:15,869 --> 01:07:17,404 Thanks a lot, Jay. 1403 01:07:17,771 --> 01:07:18,772 What? 1404 01:07:18,772 --> 01:07:20,400 [BREATH TREMBLES] 1405 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,608 You got it in my mouth. 1406 01:07:21,608 --> 01:07:23,900 I just saved your life. 1407 01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:24,411 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna be sick. 1408 01:07:24,911 --> 01:07:26,780 - No. Hey. - [STOMACH GURGLING] 1409 01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:27,914 Oh, no, no, no. 1410 01:07:28,548 --> 01:07:29,683 [GROANS] 1411 01:07:29,683 --> 01:07:31,785 I told you I was not good with blood. 1412 01:07:31,785 --> 01:07:33,190 Yeah, no kidding. 1413 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,188 [ALLY SIGHS] 1414 01:07:38,224 --> 01:07:40,360 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1415 01:07:53,306 --> 01:07:54,941 Uh, who the **** is that? 1416 01:07:55,975 --> 01:07:57,277 I have no idea. 1417 01:08:03,483 --> 01:08:05,850 WOMAN: He's lost a lot of blood here. 1418 01:08:05,850 --> 01:08:06,319 [URGENT CHATTER] 1419 01:08:06,319 --> 01:08:07,954 MAN: Do you have an ID on the victim? 1420 01:08:08,455 --> 01:08:10,924 You two, you're gonna be famous. 1421 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:14,600 The couple that stopped Heart Eyes. I... 1422 01:08:14,961 --> 01:08:16,620 [SIGHS] 1423 01:08:17,230 --> 01:08:18,465 It's very cute. 1424 01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:20,467 [STUTTERS] Thank you. Thank you. 1425 01:08:20,467 --> 01:08:21,668 Thank you. 1426 01:08:22,902 --> 01:08:24,337 I'm gonna leave you alone now. 1427 01:08:31,911 --> 01:08:33,279 Shot in the dark here. 1428 01:08:34,681 --> 01:08:35,982 Wanna come back to my hotel 1429 01:08:35,982 --> 01:08:38,618 and try and crack this campaign before my flight? 1430 01:08:40,787 --> 01:08:42,622 Just actually eat some dinner. 1431 01:08:43,189 --> 01:08:45,250 Order a whole bunch of room service. 1432 01:08:47,994 --> 01:08:49,162 Um... 1433 01:08:50,663 --> 01:08:52,799 Jay, I can't. 1434 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,202 [SIGHS] 1435 01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:00,306 [SIREN WHOOPS] 1436 01:09:00,807 --> 01:09:01,841 Hey, you two. 1437 01:09:05,478 --> 01:09:08,140 Just wanted to make sure you both got home safe. 1438 01:09:08,615 --> 01:09:09,883 Either of you need a lift? 1439 01:09:10,517 --> 01:09:13,186 JAY: Um... actually... 1440 01:09:15,550 --> 01:09:17,570 I don't suppose you have a phone, 1441 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:18,458 just so I can call a cab? 1442 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:20,560 No, don't be silly. I'll give you a ride home. 1443 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:22,295 Least I can do. 1444 01:09:22,295 --> 01:09:24,397 - Your chariot awaits. - [JAY CHUCKLES] 1445 01:09:24,397 --> 01:09:26,199 - [CHUCKLES] - Okay. 1446 01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:32,405 Work call later? 1447 01:09:34,841 --> 01:09:36,900 Sounds like a plan. 1448 01:09:40,460 --> 01:09:42,382 Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen? 1449 01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:43,883 - PARAMEDIC: I got you, dude. - Okay. 1450 01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:47,320 Can I see that? 1451 01:09:49,220 --> 01:09:50,990 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1452 01:09:54,928 --> 01:09:56,363 That's me. 1453 01:09:57,430 --> 01:09:58,598 [HORN HONKS] 1454 01:09:59,866 --> 01:10:01,267 ALLY: Your chariot awaits. 1455 01:10:02,602 --> 01:10:03,670 [SIGHS] 1456 01:10:03,670 --> 01:10:05,405 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1457 01:10:08,508 --> 01:10:09,676 [CHUCKLES] 1458 01:10:10,910 --> 01:10:12,278 She's not my type. 1459 01:10:15,810 --> 01:10:16,416 [ENGINE STARTS] 1460 01:10:19,753 --> 01:10:22,622 ["THIS YEAR'S LOVE" BY DAVID GRAY PLAYING] 1461 01:10:30,530 --> 01:10:32,766 PARAMEDIC: Hey, um, I got another call, 1462 01:10:32,766 --> 01:10:34,901 so I'm just gonna have to take that 1463 01:10:34,901 --> 01:10:37,237 - and that too. - Uh... 1464 01:10:38,204 --> 01:10:40,106 - This year's love - [DOORS CLOSE] 1465 01:10:40,106 --> 01:10:41,541 - Had better last - [ENGINE STARTS] 1466 01:10:42,308 --> 01:10:43,977 Heaven knows 1467 01:10:43,977 --> 01:10:46,579 - It's high time - [SIREN WHOOPS] 1468 01:10:46,579 --> 01:10:48,715 - I've been waiting - [SIREN WAILING] 1469 01:10:48,715 --> 01:10:50,150 On my own 1470 01:10:50,150 --> 01:10:51,885 WOMAN: Hey, do you need a ride? 1471 01:10:51,885 --> 01:10:53,486 Too long 1472 01:10:55,455 --> 01:10:59,492 And when you hold me like you do 1473 01:10:59,492 --> 01:11:02,962 It feels so right, oh, now 1474 01:11:03,997 --> 01:11:06,266 I start to forget 1475 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:10,804 How my heart gets torn 1476 01:11:10,804 --> 01:11:15,241 When that hurt gets thrown 1477 01:11:15,241 --> 01:11:19,512 Feeling like you can't go on 1478 01:11:22,315 --> 01:11:24,617 [PHONE VIBRATING] 1479 01:11:26,486 --> 01:11:27,620 [PHONE CLICKS] 1480 01:11:28,621 --> 01:11:29,622 Hey. 1481 01:11:29,622 --> 01:11:30,790 MONICA OVER PHONE: Um, do you have 1482 01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:31,858 something you wanna tell me? 1483 01:11:31,858 --> 01:11:33,493 Oh, you're never gonna believe what happened. 1484 01:11:33,493 --> 01:11:35,128 Hello? Heart Eyes? Are you kidding me? 1485 01:11:35,128 --> 01:11:36,196 But wait, are you okay? 1486 01:11:36,196 --> 01:11:37,797 Tell me the truth. Do you need to come over? 1487 01:11:37,797 --> 01:11:39,199 You can sleep in Arthur's panic room. 1488 01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:43,136 No, I hate this feeling. 1489 01:11:44,370 --> 01:11:45,380 What feeling? 1490 01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:47,941 Liking someone. 1491 01:11:49,109 --> 01:11:50,543 God, I ****ed up. 1492 01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:52,712 I ****ed up, Mon. 1493 01:11:52,712 --> 01:11:54,981 I met a really, really great guy, 1494 01:11:54,981 --> 01:11:56,149 and now he's gone. 1495 01:11:59,152 --> 01:12:00,153 Where is he? 1496 01:12:00,787 --> 01:12:02,550 At the airport. 1497 01:12:02,550 --> 01:12:04,324 Oh. Okay, great. He's at the airport. Go get him. 1498 01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,392 Mon, I-- 1499 01:12:05,392 --> 01:12:08,228 - [SIGHS] - Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me. 1500 01:12:08,828 --> 01:12:10,296 You deserve to be happy. 1501 01:12:10,296 --> 01:12:12,465 You deserve to have someone love you 1502 01:12:12,465 --> 01:12:15,702 for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are. 1503 01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,672 I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes. 1504 01:12:18,672 --> 01:12:21,174 It's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. 1505 01:12:21,174 --> 01:12:23,843 You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding 1506 01:12:23,843 --> 01:12:25,478 and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids 1507 01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:26,980 and move to Notting Hill. No. 1508 01:12:27,514 --> 01:12:28,848 This is love, mama. 1509 01:12:29,516 --> 01:12:32,520 Some kind of wonderful, 1510 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:35,388 crazy, stupid love, actually. 1511 01:12:36,222 --> 01:12:37,257 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1512 01:12:37,257 --> 01:12:40,226 Go get him. Go get that beautiful, melanin man. 1513 01:12:40,226 --> 01:12:41,494 - Okay! - He's gorgeous! 1514 01:12:41,494 --> 01:12:43,563 - Oh, my God. Okay, - Ally, go get him right now! 1515 01:12:43,563 --> 01:12:45,598 - I'm going. - I love you! You're beautiful! 1516 01:12:45,598 --> 01:12:47,867 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1517 01:12:47,867 --> 01:12:50,236 WOMAN OVER PA: This is your final call for all passengers 1518 01:12:50,236 --> 01:12:52,739 on flight 403 to Boston. 1519 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:54,908 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 1520 01:12:54,908 --> 01:12:56,776 - ALLY: Thank you. - [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 1521 01:12:58,440 --> 01:12:59,450 Jay? 1522 01:12:59,450 --> 01:13:00,680 WOMAN OVER PA: Please have your boarding pass... 1523 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,415 - Jay! - ...and identification ready. 1524 01:13:02,415 --> 01:13:03,516 Thank you. 1525 01:13:07,554 --> 01:13:08,555 Jay? 1526 01:13:08,555 --> 01:13:10,857 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA] 1527 01:13:10,857 --> 01:13:12,292 - Jay! - MAN: ****! 1528 01:13:12,292 --> 01:13:13,393 Sorry. 1529 01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:17,697 Jay! 1530 01:13:20,767 --> 01:13:22,102 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1531 01:13:22,102 --> 01:13:23,737 I thought you were somebody else. 1532 01:13:24,304 --> 01:13:26,706 WOMAN OVER PA: Paging passengers Mr. and Mrs. Jones 1533 01:13:26,706 --> 01:13:27,941 flying to Denver... 1534 01:13:27,941 --> 01:13:29,442 - Sorry. - ...on flight 273. 1535 01:13:29,442 --> 01:13:31,945 Your flight is boarded and ready for departure. 1536 01:13:31,945 --> 01:13:34,800 - Please make your way... - [PHONE VIBRATING] 1537 01:13:34,214 --> 01:13:35,949 ...to gate lounge 11 immediately. 1538 01:13:35,949 --> 01:13:38,840 - Hello? - DISTORTED VOICE: Roses are red, 1539 01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,120 violets are black. 1540 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,755 Guess who's with me 1541 01:13:41,755 --> 01:13:43,890 and not coming back? 1542 01:13:43,890 --> 01:13:44,958 Who is this? 1543 01:13:46,493 --> 01:13:47,761 We've met before. 1544 01:13:48,261 --> 01:13:49,429 Forget me not. 1545 01:13:49,429 --> 01:13:51,398 JAY OVER PHONE: Ally! Ally! No! 1546 01:13:51,398 --> 01:13:53,433 Don't-- Do not-- [GRUNTS] 1547 01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:55,135 DISTORTED VOICE: St. Valentine's Chapel. 1548 01:13:55,835 --> 01:13:57,804 Come alone or he dies. 1549 01:13:57,804 --> 01:13:58,905 Okay. 1550 01:13:59,472 --> 01:14:02,750 Call for help, he dies. 1551 01:14:02,676 --> 01:14:04,344 Okay. Just please don't hurt him. 1552 01:14:04,344 --> 01:14:07,747 DISTORTED VOICE: [LAUGHS] That's up to you, sweetheart. 1553 01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:10,150 - [LINE CLICKS] - [PANTING SOFTLY] 1554 01:14:10,150 --> 01:14:12,252 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1555 01:14:15,155 --> 01:14:16,823 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1556 01:14:21,294 --> 01:14:23,296 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1557 01:14:24,664 --> 01:14:26,266 [THUNDER CRASHES] 1558 01:14:37,944 --> 01:14:39,612 [DOORS CREAKING] 1559 01:14:39,612 --> 01:14:41,681 [WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY] 1560 01:14:45,318 --> 01:14:47,530 - [BREATH TREMBLING] - [DOORS CREAKING] 1561 01:14:49,789 --> 01:14:51,157 [DOORS CLOSE] 1562 01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:55,610 DISTORTED VOICE: They say love is blind 1563 01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:58,465 and lovers cannot see, 1564 01:15:01,401 --> 01:15:05,672 the pretty follies that they themselves commit. 1565 01:15:07,507 --> 01:15:10,677 But love isn't blind... 1566 01:15:12,145 --> 01:15:13,380 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1567 01:15:15,248 --> 01:15:16,549 [SIGHS] 1568 01:15:18,885 --> 01:15:19,886 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Is it? 1569 01:15:21,154 --> 01:15:22,255 Wait, you're-- 1570 01:15:23,590 --> 01:15:24,591 It's me. 1571 01:15:26,926 --> 01:15:27,927 David. 1572 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:34,000 The IT guy. 1573 01:15:35,268 --> 01:15:37,370 Wait, who the **** did we kill then? 1574 01:15:37,904 --> 01:15:39,739 [LAUGHS] Eli. 1575 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,409 Poor, stupid Eli. 1576 01:15:42,876 --> 01:15:44,411 You guys were a couple? 1577 01:15:44,411 --> 01:15:46,379 Couple? No. No. [SIGHS] 1578 01:15:48,248 --> 01:15:49,249 Throuple. 1579 01:15:50,183 --> 01:15:51,851 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1580 01:15:53,530 --> 01:15:55,755 Love looks with eyes wide open. 1581 01:15:57,557 --> 01:15:59,959 Seeking what the heart desires the most. 1582 01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:02,896 A partner. 1583 01:16:04,364 --> 01:16:05,899 Its true companion. 1584 01:16:11,304 --> 01:16:14,400 I found mine ten years ago in a chat room. 1585 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:15,241 [GRUNTS] 1586 01:16:15,642 --> 01:16:17,430 David saw me. 1587 01:16:17,430 --> 01:16:18,745 He understood me 1588 01:16:18,745 --> 01:16:20,580 and I understood him. 1589 01:16:20,580 --> 01:16:22,382 [DAVID GASPS, MOANS] 1590 01:16:27,287 --> 01:16:29,122 [SIGHS] We got married here. 1591 01:16:30,123 --> 01:16:32,759 You know, I didn't really take you for the religious type. 1592 01:16:32,759 --> 01:16:33,927 [BOTH LAUGH] 1593 01:16:33,927 --> 01:16:36,930 No. We just like the story. 1594 01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:41,568 Saint Valentine... 1595 01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:45,505 [WHISPERS] ...was beheaded. 1596 01:16:47,774 --> 01:16:48,775 [SHAW LAUGHS] 1597 01:16:48,775 --> 01:16:50,910 You murdered innocent people. 1598 01:16:52,345 --> 01:16:54,114 - Share what you love. - Share what you love. 1599 01:16:54,114 --> 01:16:55,982 - Mm. - [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1600 01:16:56,649 --> 01:16:59,753 DAVID: And we love hunting, killing... 1601 01:17:00,954 --> 01:17:02,880 SHAW: Deceit. 1602 01:17:02,922 --> 01:17:04,958 Taking turns on our victims. 1603 01:17:06,593 --> 01:17:07,861 Murdering couples. 1604 01:17:09,929 --> 01:17:11,364 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1605 01:17:11,364 --> 01:17:12,932 DAVID: It's our kink. SHAW: It's our kink. 1606 01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:15,935 Everybody's got a fetish. 1607 01:17:15,935 --> 01:17:17,337 - [BREATH TREMBLING] - [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1608 01:17:17,337 --> 01:17:19,105 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 1609 01:17:21,207 --> 01:17:23,877 Well, too bad we wasted your boyfriend at the drive-in. 1610 01:17:23,877 --> 01:17:25,145 - DAVID: Oh, God. - [SHAW LAUGHS] 1611 01:17:25,145 --> 01:17:27,147 He wasn't our boyfriend. 1612 01:17:27,147 --> 01:17:30,216 No, Eli was just a stupid fanboy. 1613 01:17:30,216 --> 01:17:31,885 He was obsessed with us. 1614 01:17:31,885 --> 01:17:33,153 He was obsessed with me. 1615 01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:34,854 Yeah. Learned a lot from me. 1616 01:17:35,855 --> 01:17:36,823 It just got messy. 1617 01:17:36,956 --> 01:17:38,658 - [JAY SHOUTS] - [SCREAMS] ****! 1618 01:17:38,658 --> 01:17:40,360 SHAW: I almost got you at home. 1619 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,196 - JAY: [YELLS] Go, go, go, go! - [SCREAMS] 1620 01:17:43,196 --> 01:17:44,864 - I killed your driver. - ...lovebirds. 1621 01:17:44,864 --> 01:17:46,733 ALLY: [SCREAMS] No, no, no, you've got the wrong people! 1622 01:17:46,733 --> 01:17:48,340 JAY: Hey, what are you doing? 1623 01:17:48,340 --> 01:17:51,338 And I had a blast wasting those vile ****heads at the winery. 1624 01:17:51,471 --> 01:17:53,600 - [CHOKES] - [SCREAMS] 1625 01:17:53,673 --> 01:17:55,642 Ooh, that reminds me. 1626 01:17:56,509 --> 01:17:58,178 - Oh. - Found this. 1627 01:17:58,178 --> 01:18:01,915 - God, you're the ****ing best. - [CHUCKLING] 1628 01:18:01,915 --> 01:18:03,416 Isn't she the ****ing best? 1629 01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:04,517 SHAW: Yeah, I know. 1630 01:18:04,517 --> 01:18:06,219 And as luck would have it, 1631 01:18:06,886 --> 01:18:08,655 [CLICKS TONGUE] your initials match. 1632 01:18:08,655 --> 01:18:11,324 J. Shaw. 1633 01:18:11,758 --> 01:18:14,694 Jeanine Shaw, *****. 1634 01:18:15,929 --> 01:18:18,264 Why us? We're not even a couple. 1635 01:18:18,264 --> 01:18:20,667 Just let him go! Let him go! 1636 01:18:20,767 --> 01:18:22,769 [SIGHS] Truth be told, 1637 01:18:22,769 --> 01:18:25,405 we were gonna kill the other couple at the restaurant. 1638 01:18:25,405 --> 01:18:26,706 [LAUGHING] 1639 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:27,841 But then... 1640 01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:31,745 - we saw that kiss. - Oh, that kiss! God! 1641 01:18:31,745 --> 01:18:35,548 [CHUCKLES] Your chemistry is undeniable. 1642 01:18:35,548 --> 01:18:37,617 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1643 01:18:47,227 --> 01:18:50,363 Well, I didn't know that murder was a love language. 1644 01:18:50,363 --> 01:18:51,464 SHAW: Try it. 1645 01:18:52,298 --> 01:18:53,533 Maybe you'll like it. 1646 01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:55,680 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1647 01:18:59,172 --> 01:19:00,373 Pick it up. 1648 01:19:02,308 --> 01:19:03,309 Pick it up. 1649 01:19:04,477 --> 01:19:06,513 There's a single bullet in that chamber 1650 01:19:06,513 --> 01:19:09,150 with one single choice, him or you. 1651 01:19:18,491 --> 01:19:20,930 We may have mistaken you for lovers 1652 01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:22,996 at the beginning of the night, but can you prove us right? 1653 01:19:23,697 --> 01:19:25,532 Could you save his life with yours, 1654 01:19:25,532 --> 01:19:28,902 thus proving that love really does conquer all? 1655 01:19:30,770 --> 01:19:33,273 If you don't love him, kill him. 1656 01:19:34,674 --> 01:19:36,900 DAVID: And you're free to go. 1657 01:19:39,779 --> 01:19:40,780 Wow. 1658 01:19:43,516 --> 01:19:46,219 You know, your dedication is impressive. 1659 01:19:48,955 --> 01:19:50,357 It's twisted as ****, but-- 1660 01:19:54,194 --> 01:19:55,562 [PANTING] 1661 01:19:55,862 --> 01:19:57,300 Jay. 1662 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:03,303 I've spent so long running from love. 1663 01:20:05,905 --> 01:20:07,807 Convinced it would destroy me. 1664 01:20:08,808 --> 01:20:10,810 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1665 01:20:15,582 --> 01:20:17,317 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 1666 01:20:22,255 --> 01:20:24,570 I want the storybook thing. 1667 01:20:31,131 --> 01:20:33,666 It was just one single night... 1668 01:20:37,804 --> 01:20:39,639 but I fell hard for you, Jay. 1669 01:20:39,639 --> 01:20:41,975 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1670 01:20:48,982 --> 01:20:50,250 JAY: No, no, no. 1671 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,185 - No, no, no. Don't do that. - [SHAW AND DAVID LAUGHING] 1672 01:20:52,185 --> 01:20:54,120 No! No, hey. 1673 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:55,822 Hey. Hey, no. 1674 01:20:55,822 --> 01:20:58,191 - No, no! Ally! - Forgive me. 1675 01:20:59,626 --> 01:21:01,861 - [DAVID LAUGHING] - [SHAW GASPING] 1676 01:21:02,762 --> 01:21:05,498 [SHAW GROANING, GASPING] 1677 01:21:06,299 --> 01:21:08,334 - [DAVID CONTINUES LAUGHING] - Huh? 1678 01:21:09,669 --> 01:21:11,370 Baby, no! 1679 01:21:11,771 --> 01:21:13,440 - Come on. - JAY: [GROANS] Oh, you shot me. 1680 01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:15,442 ALLY: Sorry, I overcorrected. 1681 01:21:15,442 --> 01:21:17,644 - That's a lucky ****ing shot. - [DAVID GRUNTING ANGRILY] 1682 01:21:18,945 --> 01:21:21,381 [SCREAMING] 1683 01:21:23,383 --> 01:21:24,317 - [GUN CLICKS] - [SHOUTS] 1684 01:21:24,718 --> 01:21:25,852 - Ally? - [COUGHING] 1685 01:21:25,852 --> 01:21:27,287 Did you mean what you said? 1686 01:21:28,154 --> 01:21:29,456 [GRUNTS] Come on. 1687 01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:31,358 SHAW: [IN SINGSONG] Pookie. 1688 01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:33,660 Chop that pretty boy up. 1689 01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:35,295 I'm gonna have fun with this one. 1690 01:21:35,295 --> 01:21:37,530 - ALLY: No. No. - Oh, yes, Mommy. 1691 01:21:37,530 --> 01:21:39,650 - No! No! - [GRUNTS] 1692 01:21:39,650 --> 01:21:40,667 Don't you ****ing touch him! No! 1693 01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:42,869 [WHIMPERS] No! 1694 01:21:43,536 --> 01:21:44,537 No! 1695 01:21:44,537 --> 01:21:47,700 [PANTING] 1696 01:21:48,641 --> 01:21:50,377 You shouldn't have shot me, *****. 1697 01:21:53,747 --> 01:21:55,415 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1698 01:21:57,183 --> 01:21:58,752 [ALLY AND SHAW GRUNTING] 1699 01:21:58,752 --> 01:21:59,919 [GROANS] 1700 01:21:59,919 --> 01:22:01,870 DAVID: Hey, hey, come on. 1701 01:22:02,222 --> 01:22:03,390 Look at her go. 1702 01:22:04,657 --> 01:22:05,692 [GROANS] 1703 01:22:05,692 --> 01:22:07,600 [SHAW LAUGHING] 1704 01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,950 DAVID: Oh, you don't wanna miss this, do you? 1705 01:22:09,929 --> 01:22:11,498 Isn't she perfect? 1706 01:22:11,498 --> 01:22:12,732 You talk too much. 1707 01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:16,369 [SCREAMING] 1708 01:22:21,700 --> 01:22:23,443 [SCREAMING] 1709 01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:28,415 - [WAX SIZZLING] - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1710 01:22:29,849 --> 01:22:31,384 I'm gonna ****ing kill you both. 1711 01:22:31,384 --> 01:22:32,585 [ALLY YELLING] 1712 01:22:36,923 --> 01:22:38,124 [YELPS] 1713 01:22:38,124 --> 01:22:39,459 [YELLING] 1714 01:22:42,896 --> 01:22:44,970 [COUGHING] 1715 01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:47,467 You watching, Jay? 1716 01:22:48,868 --> 01:22:50,603 I want you to see her die. 1717 01:22:51,771 --> 01:22:52,972 - [GRUNTS] - [GASPS] 1718 01:22:56,142 --> 01:22:58,440 Love hurts, *****. [GRUNTS] 1719 01:22:58,378 --> 01:23:00,480 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1720 01:23:05,919 --> 01:23:08,288 - [THUNDER BREAKING] - [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1721 01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:09,622 [GRUNTING] 1722 01:23:20,767 --> 01:23:22,602 [GROANING, CHOKING] 1723 01:23:22,602 --> 01:23:24,738 [SCREAMING] 1724 01:23:25,405 --> 01:23:27,700 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1725 01:23:29,509 --> 01:23:31,444 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1726 01:23:32,278 --> 01:23:35,448 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1727 01:23:36,116 --> 01:23:37,650 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1728 01:23:50,363 --> 01:23:52,365 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1729 01:23:59,839 --> 01:24:01,374 Your day ****ing sucks. 1730 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,130 Jay. 1731 01:24:07,847 --> 01:24:08,982 Jay. Hey. 1732 01:24:09,716 --> 01:24:10,717 Hey. 1733 01:24:11,551 --> 01:24:12,552 JAY: Hi, you. 1734 01:24:12,952 --> 01:24:13,953 ALLY: Hey. 1735 01:24:14,287 --> 01:24:15,622 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1736 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,361 I think you got over your fear of blood. 1737 01:24:21,494 --> 01:24:22,562 [CHUCKLES] 1738 01:24:22,862 --> 01:24:24,964 [GROWLING] I'm gonna kill you. 1739 01:24:24,964 --> 01:24:26,733 I'll ****ing kill you. 1740 01:24:27,233 --> 01:24:28,902 - I'm gonna ****ing kill you. - [GRUNTS] 1741 01:24:36,643 --> 01:24:37,977 [CHUCKLES] 1742 01:24:37,977 --> 01:24:40,460 [PANTING] 1743 01:24:42,415 --> 01:24:43,516 Planet saved. 1744 01:24:45,685 --> 01:24:46,886 Planet saved. 1745 01:24:47,487 --> 01:24:49,489 [OMINOUS MUSIC FADING] 1746 01:24:55,195 --> 01:24:57,300 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1747 01:25:07,407 --> 01:25:09,376 [APPLAUSE] 1748 01:25:09,376 --> 01:25:10,610 [CORKS POP] 1749 01:25:11,611 --> 01:25:12,612 [RINGS CLINKING ON GLASS] 1750 01:25:12,612 --> 01:25:15,615 Now, if you told me that, a year ago, 1751 01:25:15,615 --> 01:25:19,586 I'd be drinking [LAUGHS] to the highest recorded sales 1752 01:25:19,586 --> 01:25:21,688 in Crystal Cane history, I'd say, 1753 01:25:21,688 --> 01:25:24,424 "Y'all just a lying sack of hot trash." 1754 01:25:24,424 --> 01:25:27,260 - [LAUGHTER] - But... here we are. 1755 01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:28,461 WOMAN: Whoo! 1756 01:25:28,461 --> 01:25:32,132 And it's all thanks to these two marketing mavens. 1757 01:25:32,132 --> 01:25:35,235 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1758 01:25:35,735 --> 01:25:37,771 Right here. These two. 1759 01:25:38,805 --> 01:25:40,740 Now, Ally. I am, 1760 01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:42,475 believe it or not, mildly devastated 1761 01:25:42,475 --> 01:25:44,210 that this is your last day. 1762 01:25:44,744 --> 01:25:47,580 But I am proud of you for going, pursuing your dreams, 1763 01:25:47,580 --> 01:25:49,382 going back to doctor school. 1764 01:25:49,382 --> 01:25:51,818 All told, I hope that you're better with a needle 1765 01:25:51,818 --> 01:25:53,453 than you are with a pitch deck! [LAUGHS] 1766 01:25:53,453 --> 01:25:55,388 [LAUGHTER] 1767 01:25:56,256 --> 01:25:57,557 To success! 1768 01:25:57,557 --> 01:25:59,426 - ALL: To success! - To success. 1769 01:25:59,426 --> 01:26:00,493 Wait. 1770 01:26:02,128 --> 01:26:03,129 To love. 1771 01:26:04,164 --> 01:26:06,166 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1772 01:26:10,236 --> 01:26:11,237 Hey, baby. 1773 01:26:11,805 --> 01:26:12,806 Hi. 1774 01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,808 [GRUNTS] What did I miss? 1775 01:26:14,808 --> 01:26:16,976 Hey, do you think it's weird having a date here 1776 01:26:16,976 --> 01:26:18,778 after everything that happened? 1777 01:26:18,778 --> 01:26:20,146 Nope. Not to me. 1778 01:26:21,140 --> 01:26:23,283 This is where I realized I was in love with you. 1779 01:26:23,850 --> 01:26:26,186 So, feels symbolic. 1780 01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:27,821 [LAUGHS] Okay. Symbolic? 1781 01:26:28,455 --> 01:26:29,689 You think it's symb-- 1782 01:26:30,924 --> 01:26:33,593 Listen, don't freak out. Don't freak out. 1783 01:26:33,593 --> 01:26:36,290 I know stuff like this can freak you out, but... 1784 01:26:38,865 --> 01:26:41,000 Ally, this has been the best year of my life. 1785 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,169 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1786 01:26:43,169 --> 01:26:44,270 So... 1787 01:26:46,272 --> 01:26:47,774 will you move in with me? 1788 01:26:57,500 --> 01:26:58,510 Jay, I-- 1789 01:27:00,186 --> 01:27:01,388 I don't know what to say. 1790 01:27:02,722 --> 01:27:05,492 Yeah, no. I know where that's going. 1791 01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:06,860 - It's okay. - No, I-- 1792 01:27:06,860 --> 01:27:08,561 - I don't want a key. - [CHUCKLES] 1793 01:27:10,797 --> 01:27:11,798 I don't want a key. 1794 01:27:16,202 --> 01:27:17,203 I want you. 1795 01:27:27,470 --> 01:27:28,515 [LAUGHS] 1796 01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:32,352 Jay Simmonds... 1797 01:27:35,188 --> 01:27:36,322 will you marry me? 1798 01:27:37,524 --> 01:27:39,259 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1799 01:27:47,734 --> 01:27:48,735 Yes. 1800 01:27:49,703 --> 01:27:51,271 - Yes? - Yes. Yes. 1801 01:27:51,271 --> 01:27:54,708 A million ****ing times, yes. 1802 01:27:54,941 --> 01:27:56,776 ["YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE" BY THE SUPREMES PLAYING] 1803 01:27:57,377 --> 01:27:59,679 I need to find, find 1804 01:27:59,679 --> 01:28:01,648 Someone to call mine 1805 01:28:01,648 --> 01:28:04,784 But Mama said you can't hurry love 1806 01:28:04,784 --> 01:28:07,454 No, you just have to wait 1807 01:28:07,454 --> 01:28:10,490 She said love don't come easy 1808 01:28:10,724 --> 01:28:12,992 It's a game of give and take 1809 01:28:13,326 --> 01:28:14,728 You can't hurry love 1810 01:28:14,728 --> 01:28:17,197 No, you just have to wait 1811 01:28:17,564 --> 01:28:20,333 You gotta trust give it time 1812 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:22,836 No matter how long it takes 1813 01:28:22,836 --> 01:28:27,700 But how many heartaches must I stand 1814 01:28:27,173 --> 01:28:29,509 Before I find a love 1815 01:28:29,709 --> 01:28:31,911 To let me live again? 1816 01:28:32,145 --> 01:28:34,514 Right now the only thing 1817 01:28:34,681 --> 01:28:37,170 That keeps me hanging on 1818 01:28:37,384 --> 01:28:39,552 When I feel my strength 1819 01:28:39,986 --> 01:28:41,554 Yeah, it's almost gone 1820 01:28:41,554 --> 01:28:44,240 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love 1821 01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:47,327 No, you just have to wait 1822 01:28:47,327 --> 01:28:50,430 She said love don't come easy 1823 01:28:50,663 --> 01:28:52,732 It's a game of give and take 1824 01:28:52,732 --> 01:28:54,601 How long must I wait? 1825 01:28:54,601 --> 01:28:57,700 How much more can I take 1826 01:28:57,537 --> 01:29:00,173 Before loneliness 1827 01:29:00,173 --> 01:29:02,842 Will cause my heart heart to break? 1828 01:29:02,842 --> 01:29:04,511 No, I can't bear 1829 01:29:04,511 --> 01:29:06,880 To live my life alone 1830 01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:10,116 I grow impatient for a love 1831 01:29:10,116 --> 01:29:12,520 To call my own 1832 01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:14,254 But when I feel that I 1833 01:29:14,454 --> 01:29:16,856 I can't go on 1834 01:29:17,691 --> 01:29:19,592 These precious words 1835 01:29:19,793 --> 01:29:21,294 Keeps me hanging on 1836 01:29:21,294 --> 01:29:23,963 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love 1837 01:29:23,963 --> 01:29:27,367 No, you just have to wait 1838 01:29:27,367 --> 01:29:30,470 She said love don't come easy 1839 01:29:30,470 --> 01:29:32,305 It's a game of give and take 1840 01:29:32,305 --> 01:29:34,207 You can't hurry love... 1841 01:29:34,207 --> 01:29:36,276 - [SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY] - [PHONE VIBRATING] 1842 01:29:39,446 --> 01:29:40,447 Hello? 1843 01:29:40,447 --> 01:29:41,881 [DISTORTED VOICE OVER PHONE] Roses are red, 1844 01:29:41,881 --> 01:29:43,750 violets are blue. 1845 01:29:44,818 --> 01:29:47,887 Guess who just took a picture of you? 1846 01:29:48,588 --> 01:29:49,589 Who is this? 1847 01:29:50,824 --> 01:29:52,580 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Relax, *****. 1848 01:29:52,580 --> 01:29:53,126 Too soon? 1849 01:29:53,126 --> 01:29:55,950 Monica, that's not funny! 1850 01:29:55,950 --> 01:29:56,663 [LAUGHS] Where even are you? 1851 01:29:57,564 --> 01:29:58,565 Did you get it? 1852 01:29:58,565 --> 01:30:00,166 Of course I got it. Are you kidding me? 1853 01:30:00,166 --> 01:30:02,736 You look super cute. I mean, I would have gotten a manicure, 1854 01:30:02,736 --> 01:30:04,337 but I told you that, and you're fine with that. 1855 01:30:04,337 --> 01:30:06,473 You're a natural gal. You look great. 1856 01:30:06,473 --> 01:30:10,243 Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés. Love you. 1857 01:30:10,243 --> 01:30:11,945 - [KISSING] - [LINE CLICKS, BEEPS] 1858 01:30:11,945 --> 01:30:13,913 Ally? Hello? 1859 01:30:13,913 --> 01:30:16,282 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1860 01:32:04,958 --> 01:32:07,360 [SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1861 01:35:05,638 --> 01:35:08,875 [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 1862 01:35:12,979 --> 01:35:14,981 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1863 01:35:18,551 --> 01:35:19,719 [MUSIC FADES]