1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:04,404 [guitar strings being tuned] 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:06,639 [flies buzzing] 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,708 [guitar strings being tuned] 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,410 Wait. 5 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:21,921 [guitar strings being tuned] 6 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:31,765 [guitar strumming] 7 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:32,198 [zapping] 8 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:33,466 Ow, my hand! 9 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,635 Sorry. There was a bug on you. I'm sorry. 10 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:36,302 Oh, my God! 11 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,605 I'm sorry. There was a bug. 12 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,306 Okay, so swat it with your hand. - Okay, okay. 13 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:41,740 Those things hurt! 14 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:42,420 I'm sorry. 15 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:49,490 [guitar strumming] 16 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:49,649 [zapping] 17 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,217 Ow! 18 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:53,860 I'm sorry! [laughs] There was another bug. 19 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,988 Just wipe it away with your hand! 20 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,756 There's going to be bugs. We're at the lake! 21 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,758 I think that they're attracted to the tuning. 22 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,194 You don't think that this is just where they are? 23 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,496 No, it's just that your guitar playing, 24 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,532 it sounds like shit. 25 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,330 What do you want to hear? 26 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,403 Play Pineway. 27 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:11,471 It's too early for that, 28 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,640 I'm saving it. - No, practice! 29 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,800 [guitar strums lightly] 30 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,242 Fine. 31 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,277 Thank you. 32 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:23,616 [guitar strumming] 33 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:27,587 [singing] Let's all go to Pineway. 34 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:31,458 Good times at Camp Pineway. 35 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:35,995 Through the trees, and to the lake, 36 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:40,166 songs we sing, and the friends we make. 37 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,870 Every morning that we... 38 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,380 [guitar strums] 39 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,140 Wake up, 40 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,843 Pineway is the best! 41 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,979 Yay! 42 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,490 We did it! 43 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:56,883 [laughing] [zapping] 44 00:01:57,170 --> 00:01:58,118 Ow! I thought you were gonna kiss me. 45 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,953 [laughing] 46 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,155 I'm going to get more beers. 47 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:09,896 [guitar strumming] 48 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:16,336 ♪ 49 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:21,307 [guitar strumming] 50 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:31,551 ♪ 51 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,763 What happened to the music? 52 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,801 I zap your strumming hand too hard? 53 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,403 [screaming] 54 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:54,207 Oh, my ****ing God! 55 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:55,508 [screaming] 56 00:02:55,608 --> 00:03:05,819 ♪ 57 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:13,930 ♪ 58 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,227 Okay. 59 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,563 ♪ 60 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,198 [car engine roars] 61 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,800 ♪ 62 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:27,841 [crickets chirping] 63 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,849 [squelching] 64 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:36,783 [thud] 65 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:42,122 [squelching] 66 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,262 ♪ Day After Day by Badfinger ♪ 67 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:56,503 ♪ 68 00:03:56,603 --> 00:04:02,800 ♪ I remember finding out about you ♪ 69 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:06,790 ♪ 70 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:11,818 ♪ Every day, my mind is all around you ♪ 71 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:16,289 ♪ 72 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,290 Hey! 73 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,326 [song playing on radio] 74 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,327 Are you okay? 75 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,762 I was cold. 76 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:29,836 [song playing on radio] 77 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,606 Can't help but feel this is about the internship. 78 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,608 Why? Do you want to do it? - No. 79 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,100 Because it's not too late for me to turn around. 80 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,411 Mom. 81 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:39,879 All you have to do is just call up the firm and explain your-- 82 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,147 Mom! 83 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:43,490 It's a legitimate career opportunity. 84 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,551 So is this. 85 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,520 John and Kathy specifically asked me 86 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:46,920 to come back this year. 87 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,560 Oh, give me a break. This isn't anything. 88 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,424 You're 24 years old 89 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,526 and you're still going to summer camp. 90 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,463 I'm working at camp. 91 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,310 It's a job. 92 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:03,370 $100 a week is hardly employment. 93 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,208 Bumped me up to 115. 94 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:08,875 ♪ 95 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,610 ♪ Bring it home, baby 96 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,846 ♪ Make it so 97 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:18,180 ♪ I give my love to you 98 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:28,228 ♪ 99 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:38,238 ♪ 100 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:43,743 ♪ 101 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:48,114 ♪ Look at all my love 102 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,116 Welcome home. 103 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,418 [car horn honks] 104 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:57,891 I'm sorry I was harsh earlier. 105 00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:02,429 It's just you got to start thinking about your future. 106 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,831 I am thinking about my future. 107 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:08,835 I mean, I have my whole life to be a lawyer, but... 108 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,874 How many summers does a guy get to spend here, huh? 109 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,345 A lot, apparently. 110 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:24,451 ♪ 111 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,286 Oh, shit. 112 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,621 ♪ 113 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,323 The puka's not dumb, right? 114 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,125 What? No, I love the puka. 115 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:32,592 Puka's great. 116 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:33,293 Puka's good? 117 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,327 Yeah, puka's great. 118 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:35,362 Right. 119 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:36,496 I mean, if you're feeling hesitant about it, 120 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,264 can I just wear one? - No, I'm gonna wear the puka. 121 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,332 Okay. 122 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,100 I just want to make a good first impression. 123 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,936 I mean, this summer is gonna be huge for us. 124 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,370 I feel like we said that last summer. 125 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,600 Yeah, but now we're counselors. 126 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,841 Do you have any idea how much more likely it is 127 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,542 that counselor chicks are gonna hook up with us? 128 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:50,510 A lot, hopefully? 129 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,790 Yes, exactly. A lot, hopefully. 130 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:54,881 I mean, at the very least, we're gonna hook up 131 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,349 with some older campers, right? 132 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,151 Women are attracted to power. 133 00:06:58,284 --> 00:06:59,753 ♪ 134 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:00,920 [car horn honks] 135 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,323 [Bobby] Camp Pineway, you beautiful bitches! 136 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,324 Whoa! 137 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,493 Let's make this the best counselor weekend yet. 138 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:07,827 [cheering] 139 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:08,995 Am I right? ****! 140 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:10,497 Which way are we going? 141 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,731 [All] Pineway! 142 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,500 Which way we ****ing going?! 143 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,634 [All] Pineway! 144 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:15,769 Yes, man, yes! 145 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:16,636 [laughing] 146 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,471 I ****ing love your car. 147 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,373 Where's Demi? 148 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:24,744 [car alarm beeps] 149 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,170 Demi. 150 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,386 Hi, Jason. 151 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,788 What's up? 152 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:35,822 You need a hand? 153 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,391 Actually, that would be amazing, yeah. 154 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:39,793 We could... 155 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,501 Could you be careful with those? 156 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,203 Sorry, Demi. 157 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,707 Okay, see you. 158 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,676 It's great to see you, too. 159 00:07:56,776 --> 00:08:00,246 It's just so good to be back. 160 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,249 You know what they always say? 161 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,453 You can't spell Pineway without "e-way." 162 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,188 What? 163 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:13,526 Because I can't stay e-way from this place. 164 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:17,364 Okay, cool. 165 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:20,660 Yeah, well, I'm really excited that you're back. 166 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,670 You too! 167 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,300 Bye bye. 168 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,839 Dammit. Ah, this door. 169 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,574 This pesky door. 170 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,980 Hey, guys, it's Deedee. 171 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,216 You guys have been asking for another tutorial, 172 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,652 so today I'm going to teach you how to do the perfect-- 173 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,921 ♪ 174 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:51,264 ♪ 175 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,504 [clapping] 176 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:59,539 Bravo! 177 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,675 Hey, Ezra. 178 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,410 [exhales] 179 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,246 Jason, I didn't think you were coming back this year. 180 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:10,717 Yeah, well, John and Kathy needed my help, so-- 181 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:13,987 Actually, so do I. 182 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:16,823 We're doing a gritty reimagining of Pinocchio this year. 183 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:17,891 Very political. 184 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,759 And I think that you may be perfect 185 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,395 for the role of old man Geppetto. 186 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,731 No, I'm not, I'm not really much of an actor. 187 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:28,201 Oh, no, no, no, but you have a fascinating quality, Jason. 188 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,704 There's something deeply sad and broken about you. 189 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,106 I think it'll come across nicely on stage. 190 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:33,740 Thank you. 191 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:34,841 You're welcome. 192 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,176 Now, auditions aren't for a couple of weeks, 193 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,712 but I just wanted to plant the seed. 194 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,613 And Jason! 195 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,584 This is not going to be the greatest theatrical production 196 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:49,220 in Pineway's history. Boop. 197 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:54,828 I guess the whole film is just like an allegory, you know, 198 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,230 for how traumatic experiences 199 00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,660 just affect you in general. 200 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,901 I mean, shit, Shannon, I don't even know if you know this, 201 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,604 but I grew up with a mildly severe nut allergy. 202 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,206 Yeah, yeah, I think you might have mentioned that. 203 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,541 So, even though the character is a schizophrenic, 204 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,144 or a photographer, it's a... 205 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:12,779 It's a very personal story. 206 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,181 Yo, which way are we going? 207 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:15,982 Pineway. 208 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:17,684 I said, which way are we going? 209 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,852 My God, he did it. 210 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:19,953 What do you, what? When? 211 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:21,588 We're in the middle of something here, dude. 212 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:22,956 No, we aren't. Hi, Chris. 213 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:23,857 Hey, Shannon. 214 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,910 Okay, time out. I'm sorry. 215 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,228 It's 9:42. Arrival is supposed to be at 9:45. 216 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,263 I was going to be the one to do it. 217 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,464 Yeah, and I also wanted Shannon to read my screenplay, 218 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,299 but, like, it looks like we both can't get what we want. 219 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,267 ****. 220 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,137 It's just a stupid chant anyway. Who cares? 221 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,373 I knew you should've let me drive. 222 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,808 Dale says you're a reckless driver. 223 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:42,842 **** Dale! 224 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,770 Whoa! 225 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,460 Dale's been a great stepfather to me and my mom. 226 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,615 Whatever. 227 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,350 Oh, Bobby. I'm, I'm sorry, man. 228 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,118 I didn't mean it to come out like that. 229 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,288 Your mom will find someone, man, I know it. 230 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,580 ♪ 231 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:02,128 [door rattling] 232 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,398 [Jason] Hey, stranger. 233 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:08,201 Holy shit! Hey! 234 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,336 Okay. 235 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,380 You having trouble? 236 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:15,141 Yeah, I think the handle's like jammed or something. 237 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,177 Bunk 9 is always a tricky one. 238 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,211 Yeah. 239 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,980 You just have to lift, jiggle, and then pull. 240 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,615 Yeah, I'm trying. 241 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,750 Jiggle. 242 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,919 Oh, almost. May I try? 243 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:27,253 Yeah. 244 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,192 Oh! Show off. 245 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,728 Yeah, you loosened it. 246 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,329 I like the beard. 247 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,163 Oh, thank you. 248 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,932 I was trying, trying something new. 249 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,300 Yeah. 250 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,135 Wait, why did you come back? 251 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:46,573 Well, John and Kathy needed extra help, so yeah. 252 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,875 I don't really see why it's such a big deal. 253 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:49,976 It's not a big deal. 254 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,440 Oh, okay. 255 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,800 Yeah, I'm just surprised because last year 256 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,782 you said you weren't coming back. 257 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:56,950 Right, but-- 258 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,252 And you were like crying. 259 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,820 I don't think I was crying. 260 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,789 You were definitely crying. 261 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,290 You were, like, sobbing. 262 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,860 You gave that "end of an era" speech. 263 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,662 Okay, but the point is, like, I'm back 264 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,998 and I'm better than ever. 265 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:15,869 So how are you? How, how have you been? 266 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,237 Good, pretty good. 267 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,507 I started seeing someone. 268 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,976 Ooh. Romance for Claire! 269 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,210 Right. - I love it. 270 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,845 Yeah, he broke my heart. 271 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,614 Oh, yikes. I'm sorry. 272 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,750 It's fine. It was, like, three weeks ago, so-- 273 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,420 It's still fresh. 274 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,622 Yeah, I don't... Yeah, I guess. 275 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,523 Huh. 276 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:37,457 Yeah, I wasn't going to come back either, 277 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,226 but I thought it might be good to, like, 278 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,628 get away for a while. 279 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:45,365 Yeah, perfect place to clear your head, 280 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,601 get him out of your mind, erase him from your memory. 281 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,639 Totally. Yeah, right. 282 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,642 Why did you guys break up? 283 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,811 Oh, maybe we could talk about it some other time. 284 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,978 Oh, yeah, yeah. - It that's cool. 285 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:00,313 Totally, totally. 286 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,615 Maybe I'll catch you up on my love life. 287 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,285 But I hope you have a lot of time. 288 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,120 Just kidding. 289 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,421 Yeah, I know. 290 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,656 Yeah. 291 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,828 So have you seen John and Kathy? 292 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,695 [Claire] No. 293 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,696 Oh. 294 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,831 ♪ 295 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,933 [Claire] I'll see you later. - Yeah, see you soon. 296 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,534 ♪ 297 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,970 John and Kathy, where art thou? 298 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:31,111 ♪ 299 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,246 [knocking on window] - Hello, there! 300 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,850 Here's Jason! 301 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,854 ♪ 302 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,441 This is the best part. I'm just walking away now, 303 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,209 you know, he gave me a ticket or whatever the ****. 304 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,744 I turned around and I'm like, 305 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:09,516 "Officer, I forgot something. 306 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:10,950 I forgot to mention, 307 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:12,152 I'm a liar!" Bam! 308 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,788 360 kick to the face. This guy's like-- 309 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,922 [Jason] Guys, guys! 310 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:17,524 There's been a robbery. 311 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,759 What? 312 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:23,363 So the four jacks all got together 313 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,980 and they decided to rob a bank. 314 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,670 No, no, no, no, no, no magic. Just keep-- 315 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,680 But these-- - No magic, man. 316 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,769 Jacks did-- - Stop! 317 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,973 Fine, let's cut straight to the biz. 318 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,475 Kathy and John aren't here yet, 319 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,510 but they've asked me to take over the position 320 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,244 of camp leader. 321 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,612 That's not a real position. 322 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:40,880 [Jason] So anyways, 323 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,160 I know a few of you are first time counselors, 324 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,251 and campers arrive in a couple of days, 325 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,187 so you may be a little nervous, 326 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,155 but I'm a six year veteran myself, 327 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,391 and if there's anything that you need, 328 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,859 any questions that you have, 329 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,529 do not hesitate to ask. You are in very safe hands. 330 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,897 Capiche? 331 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,901 Molly? Yes. Thank you. 332 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,171 What's the vegan option for dinner tonight? 333 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,750 Oh, I meant more about being a counselor, 334 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,444 but um, yeah. Don't worry. 335 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,948 I can, I can grill a mean tofu burger. 336 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,317 Namaste. Thank you. 337 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,319 Very well. 338 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:21,388 So... 339 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,691 As you all know, phones go in the basket. 340 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:25,692 [all groaning] 341 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,761 [Jason] I know it seems like a bummer now, 342 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,363 but how refreshing is it to get a chance 343 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,465 to take a break from social media? 344 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,234 I mean, in this day and age-- 345 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,669 Let's get ****ed up! 346 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:36,636 [all cheering] 347 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,239 Let's get effed up, but let's also remember, 348 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,374 the camp has very strict policies against partying. 349 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,877 So just no drinking, no smoking, 350 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,312 and most importantly, 351 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,150 no Game of Thrones spoilers. 352 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,116 [talking fading away] 353 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,951 [door slams] 354 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,322 [Claire] Are you coming? 355 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:06,433 [Jason humming] 356 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:11,571 ♪ 357 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,706 [arrow whooshing] 358 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,207 [Claire] Christ. 359 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,975 Yep. You don't win Pineway Champion Runner Up 360 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:20,130 four years in a row without slinging a few bows. 361 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:21,781 Oh, is that why you're back? 362 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,516 You want to finally win one? 363 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,418 No, no, no. What do you think I am? 364 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,420 I don't, I don't care about that kind of stuff. 365 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,421 [arrow whooshing] 366 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,823 Although, 367 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,692 I have to be this year's favorite, right? 368 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,227 I mean, I don't think I've ever heard of someone 369 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,330 winning runner up five years in a row. 370 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,900 No, I don't think anyone's come close. 371 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,402 Yeah. 372 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,905 Do you think it's a little bit suspicious 373 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,875 that John and Kathy aren't here yet? 374 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,610 Suspicious? 375 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,460 I mean, 376 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,181 they specifically asked me to come back, 377 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,584 and now they're not even here. 378 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,319 ♪ 379 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,550 I don't know, they'll be back in a couple of days. 380 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,580 Come on, Claire. 381 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:06,926 What? 382 00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:08,328 ♪ 383 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,331 I think they're seeing if I can run the camp without them. 384 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,100 Why would they do that? 385 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:18,405 Well, they have to hire somebody new. 386 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:22,800 They can't spend every summer here, all summer. 387 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,444 I mean, they have lives outside of Pineway. 388 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,613 Yeah, what about you? 389 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,915 That's what I'm saying, I've got to be the most qualified 390 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,116 person for the job. 391 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,952 No, I mean, like, what about your life 392 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,921 outside of Pineway? 393 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,256 Oh. 394 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,992 Yeah, I don't know. 395 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,394 I, it was just a thought. 396 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:47,000 [Demi] So drunk I could not hold it up. 397 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,835 Okay. 398 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:52,380 Do you think you could help me with my, like, form or whatever? 399 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,240 [Jason] I would love to. Totally. 400 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,742 Okay. 401 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,712 Here, take aim again, and... 402 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,810 Just... 403 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,616 Try not to think of it as a pull back. 404 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:06,353 Try to think of it as a push forward. 405 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,491 [Jason] Push forward. 406 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,660 [Jason] And... 407 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:15,862 Let go! 408 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:16,830 [arrow whooshing] 409 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:17,697 ♪ Yeah ♪ 410 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:21,501 ♪ 411 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,102 ♪ Yeah 412 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,238 ♪ 413 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,473 Hey. 414 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:27,640 What's up? 415 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,430 Is Chris seeing anyone? 416 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,645 I'm actually pretty busy right now, so-- 417 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,414 How is this busy? 418 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,182 Hey, Demi. 419 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,170 Whoa. 420 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,685 Is that your car, Bobby? 421 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,530 Yep. 422 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,856 [Shannon] No, no, that's not his car. 423 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:43,957 [Demi] What? 424 00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,920 [Shannon] It's Chris' car. 425 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:47,761 Why are you washing Chris' car? 426 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,463 Why are you washing Chris's car, Bobby? 427 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,332 Well, technically, it's his step-dad's car. 428 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:56,360 [music playing faintly] 429 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:56,670 [Shannon] Okay. 430 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,705 [Demi] I'm gonna go. 431 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,700 Oh. 432 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,409 **** block. 433 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,110 [Shannon] Ew. You know she's dating Mike. 434 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,790 For now. 435 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,681 [Shannon] For probably a long time. 436 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:08,715 What does he see in you? 437 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,717 Wait, Chris says he sees something in me? 438 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,850 Oh! 439 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,553 ♪ Yesterday's Numbers by Flamin' Groovies ♪ 440 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:16,890 ♪ 441 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,757 ♪ Have you ever been alone 442 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,794 ♪ 443 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,195 ♪ So long you couldn't end 444 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,398 ♪ 445 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,634 ♪ Did you ever break a heart, baby ♪ 446 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,136 ♪ Well, I do 447 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,500 ♪ Did you ever lose a friend? 448 00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:34,641 ♪ 449 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:40,447 ♪ Baby, I want your love tonight ♪ 450 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,751 ♪ To make my head feel light ♪ 451 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,986 ♪ 452 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:48,621 Hey, pal. 453 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,791 Is everything okay? 454 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,893 Yeah. 455 00:19:55,829 --> 00:19:56,996 I just thought this summer was going to start 456 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,332 a little differently. 457 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,468 Don't I know it. 458 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,136 But you know what they say, 459 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,571 a bad day at Pineway is better 460 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,206 than a good day anywhere else. 461 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,842 ♪ 462 00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:10,110 It's a long summer, 463 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,179 and you're in the best place in the world. 464 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,682 [Bobby] Yeah. 465 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,217 Yeah, you're right. 466 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,218 Thanks, man. 467 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,886 My pleasure. 468 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,821 I'm Bobby. 469 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,223 What? I know. 470 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,225 Oh, and you are? 471 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,359 Seriously? 472 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,862 We've gone to camp together for eight years. 473 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,630 Holy shit, Matt? 474 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:32,565 No! Jason. 475 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,702 Jason? - Jason, Jason Hochberg. 476 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:40,640 I don't think I know you, dude. - You definitely, absolutely do. 477 00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:43,777 I was one of your bunk counselors two years ago. 478 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:45,311 Jason. 479 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,982 No. - That's fine. 480 00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:50,250 That's totally fine. 481 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,317 You know what it is? 482 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,553 I got a gym membership this past spring, 483 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,321 and I've been trying really hard to lose all this weight. 484 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,523 So in a weird way, 485 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,250 the fact you don't recognize me is actually a-- 486 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,994 Wait, Jason. 487 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,495 Jason, of course. Jason Hochberg. 488 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,963 No, you look pretty much the exact same, 489 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,131 I just forgot you existed. 490 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,399 [Jason] Okay. 491 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,301 Wait, weren't you not going to come back this summer? 492 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,504 [grill sizzling] 493 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,606 Ooh. 494 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,743 Oh. 495 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,513 One tofu burger, please. 496 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,490 Well done or bloody? [laughs] 497 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,840 Just kidding. 498 00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:26,553 Well, don't. That's disgusting. 499 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,456 Sorry. Coming right up. 500 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:37,397 [drum beat] 501 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,999 [birds chirping] 502 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,735 [Bobby] You mind if I join you? 503 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:42,736 You don't eat meat? 504 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,504 Me? Oh God, no. 505 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,873 No, people who eat meat disgust me. 506 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,342 They should be slaughtered, if you ask me. 507 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,178 I say that same exact thing all the time. 508 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,814 I um, I had no idea you felt like that. 509 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:56,683 Yeah, well, I try to let my actions 510 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,418 speak for themselves, you know? 511 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,860 Two years vegetarian and proud. 512 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:03,790 You do realize how disgusting the dairy industry is, right? 513 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,792 Like, you might as well be eating meat if you're-- 514 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:06,526 [Both]-- drinking milk. 515 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,428 Jinx! You didn't let me finish. 516 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:10,563 Two years vegetarian and proud, 517 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,533 18 months vegan and prouder. 518 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,435 [Ari] You couldn't wait to eat. 519 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:16,770 He literally is making you a burger. 520 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,400 [Claire] Why are you monitoring what I eat? 521 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:18,638 [whistle blows] 522 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,440 What is going on, everybody? 523 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,609 She is being wildly insensitive to my condition. 524 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,144 Wait, is this true, Claire? 525 00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:27,130 Of course not. I'm, like, eating a ****ing granola bar 526 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,549 25 feet away from you, and you are freaking out. 527 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:32,485 By the way, it doesn't have nuts in it, okay! 528 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:33,687 See, that's good. No nuts. 529 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,655 That's like if I held a gun to you for five minutes, 530 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,991 like, "Relax, Ari. Doesn't have any bullets in it." 531 00:22:38,910 --> 00:22:41,461 It's nothing like that because one is a gun 532 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,630 and the other is a stupid nut allergy. 533 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:44,464 [All] Ooh! 534 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,265 [Jason] Okay, she did not mean that. 535 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:46,633 Yeah, I do. 536 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,400 [groans] 537 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,802 Twenty-six percent. 538 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:51,971 [All] What? 539 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,543 Kids who have allergies are 26% more likely 540 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,445 to develop social anxiety than those without. 541 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,246 Did you know that? Huh? 542 00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:02,682 No, no, I didn't know that. 543 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:03,583 Right. 544 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,819 Enjoy your privilege. 545 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,580 [sighs] 546 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,227 [Bobby] It's actually so funny that you say that 547 00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:17,597 because I'm a Scorpio, like Ryan Gosling. 548 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,368 Eww, I hate Scorpios. 549 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,136 What? 550 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,704 Miley, no! Don't go! 551 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,306 Miley! 552 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,841 Like Gosling. 553 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:35,548 [birds chirping] 554 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,887 [flies buzzing] 555 00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:51,310 ♪ 556 00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:59,773 ♪ 557 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:03,777 [whistling] 558 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:13,853 ♪ 559 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:20,226 ♪ 560 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,950 [door opening] 561 00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:29,936 ♪ 562 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:31,237 Mike? 563 00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:33,940 Have you seen my other lash curler? 564 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,375 I literally just saw it. 565 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,410 I'm trying to get ready before the bonfire, 566 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,913 and I'm not even close. 567 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,820 Hello, Mike. 568 00:24:42,182 --> 00:24:44,351 [thud] 569 00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:45,452 [Demi groans] 570 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:46,753 ♪ 571 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:47,887 [thud] 572 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,458 ♪ 573 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,828 [thudding] 574 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:06,373 ♪ 575 00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:10,310 [Mike] So I say to him, "Hey, do you listen to this? I'm a liar." 576 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:12,445 So you just knocked him out, 577 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,247 out cold with one shot? 578 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,149 Yeah. I mean, like, thank God I did, 579 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,784 otherwise, I'd still be in shit. 580 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:20,286 This guy knocked out a ****ing cop, bro. 581 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:23,156 Yes, that's sick. 582 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,258 No, it's not sick, okay. 583 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,427 I have a great deal of respect for the police. 584 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:29,562 So you kicked one in the head? 585 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,432 I wasn't thinking, man. I'm kind of an idiot. 586 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,000 No, you're not an idiot. 587 00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:35,268 You kind of are, though. 588 00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:36,803 I mean, you kicked a cop. 589 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,838 He could have shot you. - Oh, well, this was a-- 590 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,141 Who wants to hear a spooky story? 591 00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:44,100 Jesus Christ, Jason, Mike's in the middle of a story, dude. 592 00:25:44,144 --> 00:25:45,311 Continue. Mike, please. 593 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,549 I don't even remember where I was at. 594 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:51,351 I'll just start over again. 595 00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:54,220 So he reaches for his cuffs and I say, 596 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,789 "I forgot to mention, 597 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:57,724 I'm a liar." 598 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:12,272 ♪ 599 00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:19,212 ♪ 600 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:20,130 [Claire] Hey. 601 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,147 Ah! 602 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:22,682 Hey. 603 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,618 Woah, I did not mean to scare you. 604 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,200 You okay? 605 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,455 Yeah, yeah. 606 00:26:28,555 --> 00:26:31,358 Shouldn't, like, leave your door open. 607 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:33,793 I wanted a little... 608 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,196 air. 609 00:26:36,296 --> 00:26:37,831 Okay. 610 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:39,466 Why aren't you with the fire? 611 00:26:39,566 --> 00:26:40,734 Well, I should probably be planning 612 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,169 some more group activities for tomorrow. 613 00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:49,476 Plus, I just don't really think that they want me there. 614 00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:51,845 **** that. 615 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,646 You're allowed to have fun too, 616 00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:56,483 even if you are trying to like, be professional, 617 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,819 or get hired, or whatever. 618 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,722 You can still have fun. 619 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,959 Why aren't you at the bonfire? 620 00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:10,397 Because they're like, insufferable. 621 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:12,599 That's not fair. Claire! 622 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:15,368 [chuckles] Ezra's doing monologues. 623 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:16,369 Ooh. 624 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,839 Mike is shitfaced. 625 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:22,509 Bobby keeps telling everyone he's going to jump the fire 626 00:27:22,609 --> 00:27:23,843 on his BMX. 627 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:27,681 What? That sounds incredibly reckless. 628 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:28,948 He could die. 629 00:27:29,490 --> 00:27:30,450 I know. 630 00:27:30,550 --> 00:27:32,385 You want to come watch? 631 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:34,521 Do you think they'll have weenies there? 632 00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:35,822 What? 633 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:37,590 Do you think they'll have weenies grilling on the-- 634 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,326 It's nothing. 635 00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:41,428 Too much tongue? - No. 636 00:27:41,528 --> 00:27:42,262 Not enough tongue? 637 00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,764 No. No. 638 00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:46,833 Oh, okay, great. 639 00:27:48,468 --> 00:27:53,907 Are you going to maybe tell Bobby about this? 640 00:27:56,476 --> 00:27:58,110 [exhales] 641 00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:01,114 Yeah. - Yeah. 642 00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:03,917 Yeah, I think I will. - Yeah, I figured. 643 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,686 Wait, he's my best friend, Shannon. 644 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,588 No, I know he's your best friend, 645 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:11,491 but like, he's also kind of an ***hole. 646 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:12,892 Oh, no, no, no, he just, 647 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:14,761 he just looks and acts like one. 648 00:28:15,228 --> 00:28:16,896 ♪ 649 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,498 Come on, you got this. 650 00:28:18,598 --> 00:28:21,568 ♪ 651 00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:22,702 It's just fire. 652 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:26,940 ♪ 653 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,475 Man, he definitely not doing this. 654 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:29,376 I know. 655 00:28:29,476 --> 00:28:30,744 [Claire] Hurry up! 656 00:28:30,844 --> 00:28:33,513 ♪ 657 00:28:33,613 --> 00:28:35,515 Come on, now. 658 00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:37,584 Fire can't burn a dragon. 659 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:41,521 ♪ 660 00:28:41,621 --> 00:28:43,723 Bobby! Bobby! 661 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,226 Bobby! Bobby! 662 00:28:46,626 --> 00:28:48,528 [All] Bobby! Bobby! 663 00:28:48,628 --> 00:28:50,997 Bobby! Bobby! 664 00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:53,666 Bobby! Bobby! 665 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:56,803 Come on! Just do it, *****! 666 00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,838 What? Huh? 667 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,373 What did you just call me? 668 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,775 You know what? 669 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,176 Forget it! No! 670 00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:05,278 I'm about to risk my life for your entertainment, 671 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,213 and you call me a *****. 672 00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:08,381 Stunt's off! 673 00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:13,286 [all booing] 674 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:16,560 You hear that, Ari? They're booing you. 675 00:29:17,557 --> 00:29:18,525 Right. 676 00:29:20,627 --> 00:29:22,796 [bird calling] 677 00:29:29,469 --> 00:29:44,417 ♪ 678 00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:45,518 I don't need you. 679 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:49,155 ♪ 680 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,523 I won't do this. 681 00:29:50,623 --> 00:30:00,667 ♪ 682 00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:10,677 ♪ 683 00:30:10,777 --> 00:30:24,724 ♪ 684 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,359 I hate you. 685 00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:28,461 [gasps] 686 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:40,173 [breathing shakily] 687 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:43,643 It's Beyond Meat. 688 00:30:43,743 --> 00:30:44,611 ♪ 689 00:30:44,711 --> 00:30:45,345 [screaming] 690 00:30:45,478 --> 00:30:46,112 [slicing] 691 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:50,517 ♪ 692 00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:51,584 Is someone there? 693 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:52,619 ♪ 694 00:30:52,719 --> 00:30:54,154 It's Mike. 695 00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:57,624 Hello? 696 00:30:57,724 --> 00:31:09,102 ♪ 697 00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:12,772 Well, 698 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,108 we were talking by the fire, 699 00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:17,143 and then we went behind the bunks 700 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:20,246 and eventually snuck into the rec room. 701 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:30,223 ♪ 702 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:30,757 Hey, Chris. 703 00:31:30,857 --> 00:31:32,325 Hey, man. 704 00:31:32,459 --> 00:31:33,593 Bobby! 705 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:34,728 Fellas! 706 00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:36,290 I'm just doing the rounds 707 00:31:36,129 --> 00:31:39,132 and making sure everybody is coolio. 708 00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:42,902 I have a couple of amazing group activities planned for tomorrow, 709 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:44,704 so try to get a good night's rest, 710 00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:45,972 and I'll see you in the morning. 711 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,408 Yeah, that sounds great, but we were actually planning 712 00:31:48,508 --> 00:31:50,677 on going to the rec room soon, and I imagine we might be there 713 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:52,579 for a long time, so maybe just count us out 714 00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:54,347 of those group activities. 715 00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:55,849 [door closes] 716 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,318 Hey, Demi. Don't you worry, 717 00:31:58,451 --> 00:32:01,588 we have a lot of amazing group activities 718 00:32:01,688 --> 00:32:03,356 planned for tomorrow. 719 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:06,726 Breakfast will be served at 8:30 sharp. 720 00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:13,233 [Jason mumbling to himself] 721 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:17,771 ♪ 722 00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:19,205 [knocking on door] 723 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:23,760 Hey Dem, missed you at the bonfire. 724 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:24,377 I'm just coming around, 725 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:27,647 telling everyone about a couple of fun activities 726 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:29,249 we have planned for tomorrow. 727 00:32:29,349 --> 00:32:34,721 So, breakfast is at 8:30 sharp, and-- 728 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:38,825 ♪ 729 00:32:38,925 --> 00:32:39,893 Hello? 730 00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:42,662 ♪ 731 00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:45,980 [knocking on door] 732 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:46,666 Demi? 733 00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:48,601 [door creaking] 734 00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:49,869 I'm coming in! 735 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:51,638 Are you decent? 736 00:32:51,738 --> 00:32:56,900 ♪ 737 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,712 [Jason screaming] 738 00:32:58,812 --> 00:32:59,646 ♪ 739 00:32:59,746 --> 00:33:00,847 [screaming] 740 00:33:00,947 --> 00:33:02,315 ♪ 741 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:03,316 [screaming] 742 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,284 [guitar strumming] 743 00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:06,586 [singing] Because she says, "I love you" ♪ 744 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:08,555 [ Jason screaming faintly] 745 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:09,656 Help! 746 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:10,790 She's dead! 747 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:12,325 She's dead! 748 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:13,860 ♪ 749 00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:16,629 I went down to Demi's bunk. 750 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:19,532 She's been killed. 751 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,234 [Ezra] What's going on? - [scream] 752 00:33:21,334 --> 00:33:23,336 Jason saying that he's been killed. 753 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:25,205 [gasps] 754 00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:27,374 You guys stole my ****ing murder mystery party idea, 755 00:33:27,507 --> 00:33:28,408 didn't you? 756 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:30,610 No, I'm being serious! 757 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,746 We, we have to get out of here! 758 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:34,948 I pitched this idea months ago, okay? 759 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,416 We need to get help! 760 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,651 We, we, we, we need to call the police! 761 00:33:38,752 --> 00:33:40,653 Jesus. All right, go get the phones. 762 00:33:40,754 --> 00:33:43,223 ♪ 763 00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:44,958 Oh, no! 764 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:47,270 Someone stole the phones! 765 00:33:47,127 --> 00:33:49,796 Jason, you're pushing a little bit, okay? 766 00:33:49,896 --> 00:33:52,320 But I do appreciate the dedication to this performance. 767 00:33:52,132 --> 00:33:53,633 Everybody, please! 768 00:33:53,733 --> 00:33:54,701 Oh, Jason. 769 00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:56,903 Stop talking right now! 770 00:33:58,672 --> 00:34:01,374 Demi is dead in her bunk. 771 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:02,709 We're not safe here. 772 00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:06,479 We need to leave right now. 773 00:34:13,186 --> 00:34:15,355 We really should not be going back here. 774 00:34:15,455 --> 00:34:17,290 ♪ 775 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:18,925 Is anyone else getting peckish? 776 00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:20,427 There's burgers in the kitchen. 777 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,162 Guys, come on. 778 00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:23,863 [door creaking] 779 00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:30,837 ♪ 780 00:34:30,937 --> 00:34:32,272 Where is she? 781 00:34:34,274 --> 00:34:35,809 She was just right there. 782 00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:38,110 ♪ 783 00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:39,579 It could be stage blood. 784 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:45,180 ♪ 785 00:34:48,688 --> 00:34:49,322 Definitely Demi. 786 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,291 [screaming] 787 00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:51,891 Oh, ****! 788 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:54,600 [screaming] 789 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,995 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 790 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,310 [screaming] 791 00:34:58,131 --> 00:34:59,699 I can fit four people! 792 00:34:59,799 --> 00:35:00,433 Shotgun! 793 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,502 [screaming] 794 00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:06,306 Claire! 795 00:35:06,406 --> 00:35:07,507 [screaming] 796 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,641 Claire! 797 00:35:08,742 --> 00:35:12,178 [screaming] 798 00:35:13,130 --> 00:35:14,214 Claire! 799 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:15,815 Yeah? What is it? 800 00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:17,650 We need to go. We need to go. 801 00:35:17,751 --> 00:35:19,520 ♪ 802 00:35:19,152 --> 00:35:19,919 What the ****? 803 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,288 [screaming] 804 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:23,857 ♪ 805 00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:25,792 Oh, ****, Dale just got these installed! 806 00:35:25,892 --> 00:35:27,327 **** it, let's go. Start it! 807 00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:28,762 [grunting] 808 00:35:29,229 --> 00:35:30,997 Unlock the door! 809 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:33,166 [engine struggling] 810 00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:35,680 ****! My car won't ****ing start! 811 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:36,369 The battery's dead! 812 00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:37,671 ****, mine too! 813 00:35:37,771 --> 00:35:38,905 What is happening right now? 814 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,574 Demi's been murdered, and there's a killer on the loose! 815 00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:43,643 What? 816 00:35:43,743 --> 00:35:44,844 ♪ 817 00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:47,781 Nobody leaves this bunk, okay? 818 00:35:47,881 --> 00:35:49,382 We're safe in here. 819 00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:50,950 What about Miley? 820 00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:51,885 She's still out there. 821 00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:52,519 And Mike. 822 00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:53,319 Oh, yeah, him too. 823 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,421 ****! They weren't with you guys? 824 00:35:54,521 --> 00:35:56,589 We're going to die! We're all going to die! 825 00:35:56,723 --> 00:35:58,258 No, we're not going to die. 826 00:35:58,358 --> 00:35:59,292 We're going to be okay. 827 00:35:59,392 --> 00:36:01,227 Really? Because Demi's been slaughtered, 828 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:02,796 Mike and Miley are probably next, 829 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:04,970 and none of us have our phones. 830 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:05,650 What about the landline? 831 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:06,666 Yeah, there's one in the meal hall. 832 00:36:06,766 --> 00:36:07,133 Brilliant. 833 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,134 It's probably cut. 834 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:09,402 Whoever did this took our cell phones, 835 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:10,270 killed our car, you don't think they thought of that too. 836 00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:13,206 Maybe they did, but we have to try. 837 00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:15,208 **** that. We don't have to do shit. 838 00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:17,100 If you want to try, that's your death wish. 839 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,110 Don't be a ***, Ari. 840 00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:19,379 You did not see Demi's bunk, okay? 841 00:36:19,479 --> 00:36:21,681 It was a bloodbath. I'm not going back out there. 842 00:36:21,781 --> 00:36:23,116 Me neither. 843 00:36:24,217 --> 00:36:25,685 Fine, I'll go. 844 00:36:25,785 --> 00:36:29,956 No, you can't go do that alone because it's too dangerous. 845 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:30,890 Yeah. 846 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:32,325 It's way too dangerous, Bobby. 847 00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:34,294 Why don't you go with him? 848 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:35,862 Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? 849 00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:36,896 What's that supposed to mean? 850 00:36:36,996 --> 00:36:38,498 I don't want to ****ing go out there. 851 00:36:38,598 --> 00:36:41,768 Yeah, no one does, but he can't go alone. 852 00:36:46,172 --> 00:36:48,775 ♪ 853 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,577 These are completely shuffled, 854 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:52,712 totally random. 855 00:36:53,246 --> 00:36:56,282 Two lowest cards come with me, okay? 856 00:36:57,170 --> 00:36:58,518 Wait. Are aces high or low? 857 00:36:58,618 --> 00:36:59,352 High. - Low. 858 00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:01,254 When are aces ever low? - Cribbage. 859 00:37:01,354 --> 00:37:02,822 How about if you get an ace, you get to pick 860 00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:05,125 if it's high or low? - Who the hell would pick low? 861 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:06,593 I don't know, it's just a thought. 862 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:08,610 Aces are high. 863 00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:10,363 Okay? 864 00:37:10,997 --> 00:37:13,333 [All] Three, two, one. 865 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:15,135 Queen. Yes! 866 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:17,370 Eight of clubs. 867 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:20,874 Did anyone get lower than a three? 868 00:37:20,974 --> 00:37:31,885 ♪ 869 00:37:31,985 --> 00:37:33,620 Miley? 870 00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,155 Mike? 871 00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:38,558 Guys? 872 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:40,460 Miley? 873 00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:43,396 Mike? 874 00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:45,980 Should we just go back now 875 00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:46,866 and tell them that the phone didn't work? 876 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,904 Ugh, fine. 877 00:37:51,400 --> 00:38:00,347 ♪ 878 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,549 I'm just glad I packed this. 879 00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:05,719 A ****ing bear didn't kill Demi. 880 00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:07,821 We can't rule it out completely. 881 00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:14,394 I threw a tofu burger into the woods earlier. 882 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:18,531 A bear probably ate it and hated the taste so much, 883 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:20,834 it decided to go for the real thing. 884 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,235 Human flesh. 885 00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:23,603 I'm afraid so. 886 00:38:23,703 --> 00:38:26,106 What do you guys think burgers are made of? 887 00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:36,216 ♪ 888 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:50,363 ♪ 889 00:38:50,463 --> 00:38:51,631 The line's been cut. 890 00:38:51,731 --> 00:38:54,234 Oh, I've always wanted to say that. 891 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:55,835 What, is line actually cut? 892 00:38:55,935 --> 00:38:58,138 Oh, yeah. No, this thing's not gonna work at all. 893 00:38:58,238 --> 00:39:08,248 ♪ 894 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:18,258 ♪ 895 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:32,380 ♪ 896 00:39:32,138 --> 00:39:34,708 [dripping] 897 00:39:34,808 --> 00:39:43,750 ♪ 898 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:48,154 [screaming] 899 00:39:48,254 --> 00:39:53,626 ♪ 900 00:39:53,727 --> 00:39:55,128 [screaming] 901 00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:56,620 Help! 902 00:39:56,162 --> 00:40:00,300 ♪ 903 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:04,304 [ Jason screaming in the distance] 904 00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:05,805 ♪ 905 00:40:05,939 --> 00:40:07,907 Jason! What happened? - Are you okay? 906 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:08,641 Where is everyone? 907 00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:09,642 I don't know. 908 00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:10,944 We were in the meal hall looking for the phone. 909 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:11,444 Did it work? 910 00:40:11,544 --> 00:40:13,513 No, but then Ari-- 911 00:40:13,613 --> 00:40:15,749 Got attacked by a bear. 912 00:40:15,849 --> 00:40:16,649 No, what? 913 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,551 Shut the **** up. Just let him finish. 914 00:40:19,686 --> 00:40:22,222 He opened the fridge. Miley's head was in there. 915 00:40:22,322 --> 00:40:24,491 Next thing I know, they're sprinting away. 916 00:40:24,591 --> 00:40:27,930 I didn't know what to do, so I just ran back 917 00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:29,396 as fast as I could. 918 00:40:29,496 --> 00:40:31,297 I thought they'd come back too. 919 00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:37,570 Maybe they still will. 920 00:40:38,204 --> 00:40:49,249 ♪ 921 00:40:49,349 --> 00:40:51,618 [owl hooting] 922 00:40:51,718 --> 00:40:59,159 ♪ 923 00:40:59,259 --> 00:41:00,827 We're going to be all right. 924 00:41:01,695 --> 00:41:03,630 John and Kathy will be here soon, 925 00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:05,198 and they're going to call for help. 926 00:41:05,298 --> 00:41:07,330 What are we going to do until then? 927 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:08,835 Stay in here. 928 00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:09,869 ****. 929 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,538 I knew I should have packed my nunchucks. 930 00:41:11,638 --> 00:41:15,410 Oh, so now it's not a bear? - I don't know, Shannon. 931 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:17,610 No one knows what we're dealing with here. 932 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:22,248 I know how we can get some answers. 933 00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:26,520 ♪ 934 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:27,187 Okay. 935 00:41:27,454 --> 00:41:30,900 Everybody join hands together. We're going to bless the board. 936 00:41:30,190 --> 00:41:34,494 ♪ 937 00:41:34,594 --> 00:41:36,463 I'd like to sit this one out, if that's okay. 938 00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:38,198 Everyone in the room has to be holding hands. 939 00:41:38,298 --> 00:41:39,599 Oh, then I'll leave the room. 940 00:41:39,699 --> 00:41:40,433 [Chris] What's up, man? 941 00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:41,634 I don't **** with ghost shit. 942 00:41:41,735 --> 00:41:43,770 Do you **** with getting brutally murdered outside? 943 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:45,205 That's kind of a loaded question. 944 00:41:45,305 --> 00:41:47,730 Just grab someone's hand. 945 00:41:47,807 --> 00:41:49,943 [Bobby] Fine. Can I at least sit between two chicks? 946 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,115 ♪ 947 00:41:55,215 --> 00:41:56,616 Hello, spirits. 948 00:41:56,716 --> 00:41:58,451 We are not here to hurt you. 949 00:41:58,551 --> 00:42:00,860 We just want to talk. 950 00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:01,254 All spirits are welcome. 951 00:42:01,354 --> 00:42:03,356 Oh! Whoa! Maybe not all spirits. 952 00:42:03,456 --> 00:42:04,791 Quiet! 953 00:42:07,227 --> 00:42:08,695 Ezra is with us. 954 00:42:09,429 --> 00:42:11,798 I call upon you, Ezra. 955 00:42:12,365 --> 00:42:13,800 I'm going to ask a yes or no question. 956 00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,736 Are you dead? - That's a bit of a softball. 957 00:42:16,836 --> 00:42:17,837 Shh. 958 00:42:18,171 --> 00:42:19,139 Let him answer. 959 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:26,179 ♪ 960 00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:27,547 Yes. 961 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:29,783 Who did this to you? 962 00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:33,853 ♪ 963 00:42:33,953 --> 00:42:35,188 I. 964 00:42:37,390 --> 00:42:38,658 D. 965 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,461 E. 966 00:42:43,963 --> 00:42:46,990 K. 967 00:42:46,199 --> 00:42:47,734 He doesn't even know. 968 00:42:48,968 --> 00:42:51,871 Wait, I, I sense a new spirit here. 969 00:42:51,971 --> 00:42:55,141 ♪ 970 00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:56,242 Demi. 971 00:42:56,343 --> 00:42:59,112 Oh my God. 972 00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:01,381 Demi, who killed you? 973 00:43:01,481 --> 00:43:09,756 ♪ 974 00:43:09,856 --> 00:43:10,690 [slamming] 975 00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:11,491 Ghost! 976 00:43:11,591 --> 00:43:13,493 [screaming] 977 00:43:16,596 --> 00:43:22,168 [whimpering] 978 00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:30,910 Help! Help me! 979 00:43:31,244 --> 00:43:32,579 **** you, bitch! 980 00:43:32,679 --> 00:43:33,980 Who the ****-- 981 00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:36,783 ♪ 982 00:43:36,883 --> 00:43:37,984 [groaning] 983 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:42,956 [grunting] 984 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:53,660 ♪ 985 00:43:53,199 --> 00:43:59,539 ♪ 986 00:43:59,639 --> 00:44:05,412 [muffled screaming] 987 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:07,147 Oh, no, no, no, no. 988 00:44:07,247 --> 00:44:07,981 No, no, no, no. 989 00:44:08,810 --> 00:44:10,483 ♪ 990 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:12,419 Oh, no, no, no, no. 991 00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:15,755 No, no, please, please, please, please. 992 00:44:15,855 --> 00:44:17,857 No! Stop! 993 00:44:17,957 --> 00:44:19,526 Stop! No! 994 00:44:19,626 --> 00:44:21,461 Help! 995 00:44:21,561 --> 00:44:26,966 [muffled screaming] 996 00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:29,436 ♪ 997 00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:30,700 [screaming] 998 00:44:30,203 --> 00:44:31,705 [sobbing] 999 00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:32,939 Ezra, are you okay? 1000 00:44:33,390 --> 00:44:36,876 No! Do I look okay? I can't see. I've been blinded. 1001 00:44:36,976 --> 00:44:39,245 I'm so sorry, dude! I thought you were the killer. 1002 00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:40,380 You screamed, "Ghost." 1003 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,481 I didn't know for sure. 1004 00:44:41,581 --> 00:44:43,350 **** you, Bobby! 1005 00:44:45,985 --> 00:44:47,554 [bird calling] 1006 00:44:47,654 --> 00:44:53,126 ♪ 1007 00:44:53,259 --> 00:44:55,795 [Claire] What happened? Where were you? 1008 00:44:55,895 --> 00:44:59,499 Well, when I saw Miley's decapitated head 1009 00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:01,801 flop over in the fridge, 1010 00:45:01,901 --> 00:45:05,338 I suppose my survival instincts kicked in. 1011 00:45:05,905 --> 00:45:07,607 I closed my eyes and ran to the one place 1012 00:45:07,707 --> 00:45:10,910 that I've always felt safe, the theater. 1013 00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:15,448 But as I was lying there alone in the dark, 1014 00:45:15,548 --> 00:45:17,517 under the boards, 1015 00:45:17,617 --> 00:45:19,850 it came to me. 1016 00:45:19,652 --> 00:45:20,653 What came to you? 1017 00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:24,457 ♪ 1018 00:45:24,557 --> 00:45:26,593 The identity of the killer. 1019 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,963 The killer isn't some deranged woodsman 1020 00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:32,999 or psychiatric hospital escapee. 1021 00:45:33,990 --> 00:45:38,605 The killer is someone that we all know, 1022 00:45:38,705 --> 00:45:41,441 someone who waited for the perfect opportunity 1023 00:45:41,541 --> 00:45:43,677 to exact their revenge. 1024 00:45:45,712 --> 00:45:48,348 The killer is... 1025 00:45:51,510 --> 00:45:52,252 Jason. 1026 00:45:52,352 --> 00:45:53,190 What?! 1027 00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:55,488 Jason Hochberg, he's the killer. 1028 00:45:55,588 --> 00:45:57,900 No, no, no! Wait, wait! 1029 00:45:57,190 --> 00:45:57,657 Ah! 1030 00:45:57,757 --> 00:45:58,625 What the ****? 1031 00:45:58,725 --> 00:45:59,426 Claire, stay back! 1032 00:45:59,526 --> 00:46:00,326 He's the killer. 1033 00:46:00,427 --> 00:46:00,994 I'm not! 1034 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:01,861 Are too! 1035 00:46:01,961 --> 00:46:03,563 Ow! - Get off of him! 1036 00:46:03,663 --> 00:46:05,980 You're the one who took our phones. 1037 00:46:05,198 --> 00:46:05,598 Yeah! 1038 00:46:05,699 --> 00:46:06,733 It's camp policy. 1039 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,268 And you're the one that found Demi's body. 1040 00:46:08,368 --> 00:46:08,835 Yeah! 1041 00:46:08,935 --> 00:46:10,300 That was a coincidence. 1042 00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:11,137 And you're like forty-****ing-five, 1043 00:46:11,271 --> 00:46:12,539 and you still go to summer camp. 1044 00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:13,406 [All] Yeah! 1045 00:46:13,506 --> 00:46:15,800 I'm only 24. 1046 00:46:15,108 --> 00:46:17,410 Save it for the jury! [Claire] Get off of him! 1047 00:46:17,510 --> 00:46:18,678 Claire, enough. 1048 00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:20,180 He clearly hates himself, so he snapped and started 1049 00:46:20,313 --> 00:46:21,748 killing off the hottest counselors. 1050 00:46:21,848 --> 00:46:22,916 Wait. What? Timeout. 1051 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,451 We don't know that. That's subjective. 1052 00:46:24,551 --> 00:46:26,219 No, we do. It's obvious. 1053 00:46:26,353 --> 00:46:27,787 You guys are ****ing insane. 1054 00:46:27,887 --> 00:46:29,889 I agree with Claire. He's definitely killing at random. 1055 00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:31,124 I'm not killing at all. 1056 00:46:31,224 --> 00:46:32,692 He's not the killer. 1057 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,128 Yes, he is. 1058 00:46:35,795 --> 00:46:37,364 I've got nothing but weird energy from him 1059 00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:38,398 ever since we got here. 1060 00:46:38,498 --> 00:46:40,967 You get weird vibes from me? Are you kidding me? 1061 00:46:41,670 --> 00:46:43,303 If anyone's a killer, it's probably her! 1062 00:46:43,403 --> 00:46:44,504 Hey, hey, hey. 1063 00:46:44,604 --> 00:46:46,390 Don't bring Noelle into this, okay? 1064 00:46:46,139 --> 00:46:47,400 She's a ****ing sweetheart. 1065 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:48,908 Apologize to Noelle right now. 1066 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,711 I'm sorry. Noelle, I'm really sorry. 1067 00:46:51,811 --> 00:46:53,346 I didn't mean that at all. 1068 00:46:53,446 --> 00:46:56,950 But guys, you're making a huge mistake here. 1069 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,486 I'm not a killer. I'm, Ja-- 1070 00:46:59,586 --> 00:47:04,240 [muffled screaming] 1071 00:47:05,258 --> 00:47:06,459 Okay. 1072 00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:08,940 If he doesn't break soon, 1073 00:47:08,194 --> 00:47:09,662 we're going to have to torture him. 1074 00:47:09,763 --> 00:47:11,498 I agree. 1075 00:47:12,432 --> 00:47:13,466 [muffled screaming] 1076 00:47:13,566 --> 00:47:14,801 Now... 1077 00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:17,737 You're gonna tell me where you hid the phones? 1078 00:47:17,837 --> 00:47:18,538 [muffled screaming] 1079 00:47:18,638 --> 00:47:20,840 Okay, okay, I see how it is. 1080 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,144 You'll be talking soon enough. 1081 00:47:25,912 --> 00:47:28,348 [muffled screaming] 1082 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:32,686 Hey, Bobby, you coming? 1083 00:47:32,786 --> 00:47:34,287 I want to keep an eye on Jason. 1084 00:47:34,421 --> 00:47:35,422 Good call. 1085 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,691 Do you want anything, like a snack or something? 1086 00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:38,825 Water would be great, actually. 1087 00:47:38,925 --> 00:47:40,960 Water? Great. Jason, anything? 1088 00:47:41,610 --> 00:47:42,796 [muffled screaming] 1089 00:47:42,896 --> 00:47:44,264 Suit yourself. 1090 00:47:45,699 --> 00:47:49,235 [sighs] There are like no good torture weapons in here. 1091 00:47:49,369 --> 00:47:50,937 Can we look for milk or something? 1092 00:47:51,370 --> 00:47:52,238 I can't see anything. 1093 00:47:52,372 --> 00:47:53,239 There's water. 1094 00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,875 Hey! Single use plastics are the real killers. 1095 00:47:55,975 --> 00:47:57,844 [Chris] Shannon, where do they keep the glasses? 1096 00:47:57,944 --> 00:48:00,647 [muffled talking] 1097 00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:07,620 ♪ 1098 00:48:07,721 --> 00:48:09,823 Did I ever say something to you, 1099 00:48:09,923 --> 00:48:13,426 did I do something that made me deserve this? 1100 00:48:14,494 --> 00:48:15,995 Jason went nuts, 1101 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,566 started killing all the hot kids, 1102 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:21,434 but I wasn't one of them. 1103 00:48:23,136 --> 00:48:25,205 How is that supposed to make someone feel? 1104 00:48:30,343 --> 00:48:32,312 Demi makes sense, 1105 00:48:32,679 --> 00:48:34,247 Miley, I understand. 1106 00:48:35,548 --> 00:48:37,984 But, Mike, what? 1107 00:48:38,818 --> 00:48:41,221 Wrong place, wrong time? 1108 00:48:41,955 --> 00:48:44,570 I guess he has a nice body, but it's mostly genetic. 1109 00:48:44,157 --> 00:48:46,159 I mean, I'm an ectomorph, which means that it's-- 1110 00:48:46,259 --> 00:48:47,193 [thud] 1111 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,328 [thud] 1112 00:48:48,962 --> 00:48:50,960 Let's get out of here. 1113 00:48:50,196 --> 00:48:51,564 What are you doing? They'll be back any second. 1114 00:48:51,664 --> 00:48:52,899 Yeah, so I'm ****ing untying you. 1115 00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:54,167 Ow! - Did I hurt you? 1116 00:48:54,267 --> 00:48:55,702 No, no. Just because be careful around my rib bones. 1117 00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:58,104 Don't say ow f I didn't hurt you. 1118 00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,774 Wait, did I make you that one? 1119 00:49:00,874 --> 00:49:03,430 The green and yellow one. 1120 00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:06,446 Yeah, you gave me that two summers ago. 1121 00:49:06,546 --> 00:49:07,280 You kept it? 1122 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:09,820 Of course. 1123 00:49:09,482 --> 00:49:11,251 Oh, no, no. I got it. 1124 00:49:13,853 --> 00:49:14,688 We should go. - Yeah. 1125 00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:16,256 Okay, let's go! - Okay. 1126 00:49:16,556 --> 00:49:22,896 ♪ 1127 00:49:22,996 --> 00:49:24,364 Hey, what the ****? 1128 00:49:24,497 --> 00:49:25,198 What's happening? 1129 00:49:25,298 --> 00:49:26,990 Jason and Claire are running away! 1130 00:49:26,199 --> 00:49:28,201 What? We didn't even torture you yet. 1131 00:49:28,301 --> 00:49:29,335 **** you guys. 1132 00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:30,770 No, not cool, guys. 1133 00:49:30,870 --> 00:49:32,505 But I brought waters! 1134 00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:34,574 Oh, goddamn it! 1135 00:49:34,674 --> 00:49:36,609 ♪ 1136 00:49:36,710 --> 00:49:38,211 How'd they get past Bobby? 1137 00:49:39,579 --> 00:49:39,979 [glass shatters] 1138 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,515 Fine! Stay dehydrated! 1139 00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:47,220 Sorry, guys. I'll go get more. 1140 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,388 Okay. 1141 00:49:54,294 --> 00:49:55,950 Poor Claire. 1142 00:49:55,195 --> 00:49:57,864 No, I tried to warn her. 1143 00:49:57,964 --> 00:49:59,632 But I mean, she's going to be okay, right? 1144 00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:01,801 Please, he's probably chopping her up as we speak. 1145 00:50:01,901 --> 00:50:02,902 Ezra. 1146 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:06,172 What? He cut Miley's head off. Like off. 1147 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,643 There's just no knowing the depths of that man's evil. 1148 00:50:10,744 --> 00:50:12,612 ♪ 1149 00:50:12,712 --> 00:50:15,150 I just hope everybody's okay. 1150 00:50:16,249 --> 00:50:19,886 Claire, maybe we should go back. We can explain ourselves. 1151 00:50:19,986 --> 00:50:22,322 They're getting ready to torture you. 1152 00:50:22,422 --> 00:50:24,758 And they probably feel terrible about that now. 1153 00:50:24,858 --> 00:50:26,559 I bet they're really embarrassed. 1154 00:50:26,659 --> 00:50:29,290 No, I don't think that they are. 1155 00:50:29,129 --> 00:50:31,831 But they know I'm not the killer. 1156 00:50:31,931 --> 00:50:33,867 Shannon said it herself. 1157 00:50:33,967 --> 00:50:35,402 What are you talking about? 1158 00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:37,971 I overheard her saying that she didn't think 1159 00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:40,907 I was capable of doing something like that. 1160 00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:44,577 Physically. Like she didn't think that you 1161 00:50:44,678 --> 00:50:47,380 could physically do that. 1162 00:50:49,215 --> 00:50:50,350 Oh. 1163 00:50:50,450 --> 00:50:53,186 Yeah, she didn't think that you could overpower anyone. 1164 00:50:55,321 --> 00:50:56,222 Right. 1165 00:50:56,322 --> 00:51:01,161 ♪ 1166 00:51:01,261 --> 00:51:02,295 It just doesn't make any sense. 1167 00:51:02,395 --> 00:51:06,232 I mean, I was lying there unconscious, 1168 00:51:06,332 --> 00:51:08,802 practically begging for him to kill me, 1169 00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:11,400 and he didn't even lay a finger on me. 1170 00:51:11,104 --> 00:51:14,274 I mean, am I that ugly to him? 1171 00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:16,900 You know, I wouldn't take it personally, dude. 1172 00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:17,344 He's a sick, sick man, 1173 00:51:17,444 --> 00:51:18,878 and if he had any taste, he would have killed you 1174 00:51:18,978 --> 00:51:20,313 a long time ago. 1175 00:51:20,413 --> 00:51:20,914 Thanks, man. 1176 00:51:21,140 --> 00:51:22,382 Okay, this is ridiculous. 1177 00:51:22,482 --> 00:51:24,517 We should be out there looking for our phones. 1178 00:51:24,651 --> 00:51:27,287 Wrong. We should be waiting for John and Kathy. 1179 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:29,255 No. Well, we don't know how long that's going to be. 1180 00:51:29,356 --> 00:51:31,124 What, you want to wait until tomorrow afternoon? 1181 00:51:31,224 --> 00:51:32,258 Tomorrow night? 1182 00:51:32,359 --> 00:51:33,493 What if they don't make it at all tomorrow? 1183 00:51:33,626 --> 00:51:35,128 Then what happens to your genius plan? 1184 00:51:35,228 --> 00:51:37,300 Nobody knows that shit went ****ing haywire. 1185 00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:37,697 [clattering] 1186 00:51:37,797 --> 00:51:39,666 Oh, sorry. 1187 00:51:39,766 --> 00:51:41,634 You're making me nervous. 1188 00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:43,103 Shannon's right. 1189 00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:45,772 We can't keep sitting here doing nothing. 1190 00:51:47,507 --> 00:51:49,209 Yeah. 1191 00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:50,710 Let's go find the phones. 1192 00:51:50,810 --> 00:51:51,911 ♪ 1193 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,281 I just can't believe Bobby didn't even recognize me at all. 1194 00:51:55,382 --> 00:51:57,617 Pineway champion runner up four years in a row, 1195 00:51:57,717 --> 00:52:00,754 and he had no clue who I was. Like, does he not even look 1196 00:52:00,854 --> 00:52:02,756 at the bottom of the frames? - Shh! 1197 00:52:02,856 --> 00:52:04,357 What? 1198 00:52:04,724 --> 00:52:06,159 This looks familiar. 1199 00:52:07,930 --> 00:52:09,562 Okay, then why do I have to be quiet? 1200 00:52:10,296 --> 00:52:12,499 Oh, I know that tree. 1201 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,871 You know that tree? 1202 00:52:17,971 --> 00:52:19,239 Yeah. - What do you mean? 1203 00:52:19,906 --> 00:52:21,107 That's Make Out Point. 1204 00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:23,543 Ma-- yeah. 1205 00:52:23,677 --> 00:52:26,446 Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. 1206 00:52:26,546 --> 00:52:29,816 Make Out, yeah, this is Make Out Point. 1207 00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:32,719 You've never been here before? 1208 00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:34,354 No, I've been here. Yeah. 1209 00:52:34,454 --> 00:52:40,760 It's just, At first, it looked a little different is all. 1210 00:52:41,461 --> 00:52:45,765 It's actually, it's crazy how much this foliage 1211 00:52:45,865 --> 00:52:49,703 changes over the course of a year. 1212 00:52:50,503 --> 00:52:52,205 Mm-hmm. 1213 00:52:53,106 --> 00:52:54,941 I'm surprised that you've been here. 1214 00:52:55,410 --> 00:52:56,609 You're surprised? 1215 00:52:56,743 --> 00:53:00,113 No, not surprised. I mean, I'm impressed, is what I-- 1216 00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:03,616 Not, I don't mean to impressed, like, you know. 1217 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:06,820 I just mean like you probably come here all the time 1218 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,254 or not all the time. 1219 00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:10,900 I mean, normal time. 1220 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:14,394 Like, you come here like, when it's like, 1221 00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:16,229 a good amount, like it's, like-- 1222 00:53:16,329 --> 00:53:20,700 No, you're right, I like, I practically live here. 1223 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,690 [chuckling] 1224 00:53:23,169 --> 00:53:31,644 ♪ 1225 00:53:31,778 --> 00:53:33,546 Jason? 1226 00:53:33,646 --> 00:53:41,121 ♪ 1227 00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,323 [door creaking] 1228 00:53:45,658 --> 00:53:46,960 [door closing] 1229 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:57,370 ♪ 1230 00:53:57,137 --> 00:54:07,470 ♪ 1231 00:54:07,147 --> 00:54:12,152 ♪ 1232 00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:15,355 [Ezra] Guys, has anyone found anything? 1233 00:54:15,455 --> 00:54:17,424 I'm starting to get freaked out. 1234 00:54:17,524 --> 00:54:27,467 ♪ 1235 00:54:27,567 --> 00:54:36,676 ♪ 1236 00:54:36,810 --> 00:54:38,511 [gasps] 1237 00:54:39,879 --> 00:54:41,448 Finally! 1238 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:43,817 [thud] 1239 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:57,497 ♪ 1240 00:54:57,597 --> 00:55:11,478 ♪ 1241 00:55:11,578 --> 00:55:16,883 [thudding] 1242 00:55:17,183 --> 00:55:20,120 [flies buzzing] 1243 00:55:20,487 --> 00:55:22,555 [Claire] Is that...? 1244 00:55:23,289 --> 00:55:24,557 [Jason] It's John and Kathy. 1245 00:55:28,862 --> 00:55:30,597 Come on, we have to go. 1246 00:55:33,266 --> 00:55:35,301 Jason, we have to go. 1247 00:55:43,476 --> 00:55:45,445 We have to go back. 1248 00:55:46,713 --> 00:55:48,114 What the **** are you talking about? 1249 00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,449 We have to get help. 1250 00:55:49,549 --> 00:55:51,751 They where the help. 1251 00:55:52,485 --> 00:55:53,253 Everyone thinks that they'll be there tomorrow. 1252 00:55:53,353 --> 00:55:55,188 Right? Which is why we need to go, 1253 00:55:55,288 --> 00:55:56,723 and we need to go get the police. 1254 00:55:56,856 --> 00:55:58,858 It's 30 miles of forest, we won't make that. 1255 00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:00,593 We have no choice. 1256 00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:02,128 What are we supposed to do? 1257 00:56:02,228 --> 00:56:04,230 Like we go back there and do what? 1258 00:56:04,330 --> 00:56:05,732 We have to try. 1259 00:56:05,865 --> 00:56:10,537 Just stop! Be real with yourself for one second, okay? 1260 00:56:10,637 --> 00:56:13,973 If we go back there, we are going to die. 1261 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,709 Then you go. 1262 00:56:16,643 --> 00:56:17,677 You go. 1263 00:56:17,777 --> 00:56:19,746 Try and get help. 1264 00:56:21,381 --> 00:56:24,284 I just, I can't. 1265 00:56:25,118 --> 00:56:26,286 I can't leave them. 1266 00:56:26,386 --> 00:56:28,388 They like think that you were the killer. 1267 00:56:28,488 --> 00:56:30,900 They were about to torture you. 1268 00:56:30,190 --> 00:56:32,920 Yeah, but they're just scared. 1269 00:56:32,192 --> 00:56:33,293 They don't mean that. 1270 00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:36,496 No, they are ***holes. You don't owe them anything. 1271 00:56:36,596 --> 00:56:38,598 You don't owe them your life. 1272 00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:44,371 I'm supposed to be camp leader. 1273 00:56:44,471 --> 00:56:46,506 Yeah, you made that up. 1274 00:56:49,175 --> 00:56:51,177 That doesn't mean it's not true. 1275 00:56:51,277 --> 00:56:55,315 ♪ 1276 00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:58,718 Just stay with me. 1277 00:57:00,353 --> 00:57:02,550 Please? 1278 00:57:02,155 --> 00:57:12,980 ♪ 1279 00:57:12,198 --> 00:57:22,108 ♪ 1280 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:28,114 ♪ 1281 00:57:28,214 --> 00:57:29,816 I'm sorry. 1282 00:57:29,949 --> 00:57:39,959 ♪ 1283 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:49,969 ♪ 1284 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:56,710 ♪ 1285 00:57:56,810 --> 00:57:59,245 [ Demi speaking faintly] 1286 00:57:59,346 --> 00:58:00,847 Noelle? 1287 00:58:04,484 --> 00:58:08,355 Oh, my God. 1288 00:58:08,455 --> 00:58:15,895 ♪ 1289 00:58:16,290 --> 00:58:17,263 You guys are alive! 1290 00:58:17,364 --> 00:58:20,900 Guys, get in here! This is amazing! 1291 00:58:21,601 --> 00:58:22,736 [Shannon] I can't believe you guys are alive. 1292 00:58:22,836 --> 00:58:25,500 Jason told us that he killed you. 1293 00:58:25,105 --> 00:58:25,905 Wait, what? 1294 00:58:26,390 --> 00:58:27,774 Jason told you that he killed us? 1295 00:58:27,874 --> 00:58:29,709 No, he said that you were dead. 1296 00:58:29,809 --> 00:58:32,245 But then we found out that he's the killer. 1297 00:58:32,345 --> 00:58:34,180 Which is why we decided to kill him. 1298 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,750 What, you killed Jason? 1299 00:58:36,850 --> 00:58:38,451 No, he got away. 1300 00:58:38,551 --> 00:58:39,319 Where'd he go? 1301 00:58:39,419 --> 00:58:40,320 Into the woods. 1302 00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:42,322 [whistling] 1303 00:58:42,422 --> 00:58:45,580 I'm just really glad that you guys are okay. 1304 00:58:46,459 --> 00:58:47,961 Me too. 1305 00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:50,330 Mm-hmm. 1306 00:58:50,764 --> 00:58:52,499 What the **** is going on? 1307 00:58:52,599 --> 00:58:53,933 Why do they think it's Jason? 1308 00:58:54,670 --> 00:58:57,170 Hey, I can't focus when you look this good. 1309 00:58:58,438 --> 00:58:59,606 Are you kidding me? 1310 00:58:59,706 --> 00:59:01,941 Can you keep it in your pants for, like, five minutes? 1311 00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:03,243 The plan is going to shit. 1312 00:59:03,343 --> 00:59:06,946 Babe, relax. We're fine. 1313 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,749 I mean, I know it's not what you wanted, 1314 00:59:09,849 --> 00:59:13,219 but maybe it's not the worst idea 1315 00:59:13,319 --> 00:59:14,688 we blame it on him. 1316 00:59:15,588 --> 00:59:16,823 Ow! - Shh! 1317 00:59:16,923 --> 00:59:18,925 I knew you were going to bitch out! I ****ing knew it. 1318 00:59:19,250 --> 00:59:20,126 I'm not bitching out. 1319 00:59:20,226 --> 00:59:22,529 We killed them to get famous and you want to turn back now? 1320 00:59:22,629 --> 00:59:24,970 I'm not gonna let Jason get all the credit 1321 00:59:24,197 --> 00:59:25,980 for my hard work. 1322 00:59:25,198 --> 00:59:28,401 I know, I know, but I've been thinking about it, 1323 00:59:28,501 --> 00:59:32,105 and I don't want to spend the rest of my life in a jail cell. 1324 00:59:32,205 --> 00:59:33,306 I want to be with you. 1325 00:59:33,406 --> 00:59:34,841 Okay, cute. And I don't want to spend 1326 00:59:34,941 --> 00:59:37,243 the rest of my life as a ****ing nobody. 1327 00:59:37,344 --> 00:59:39,450 As a... babe. 1328 00:59:39,179 --> 00:59:41,848 Think about what would happen if we did blame him. 1329 00:59:41,948 --> 00:59:44,918 The young, hot couple survives a serial killer. 1330 00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:46,786 We'd be huge. 1331 00:59:46,886 --> 00:59:51,324 ♪ 1332 00:59:51,424 --> 00:59:52,592 Okay, **** it. Let's do it. 1333 00:59:52,692 --> 00:59:54,594 Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1334 00:59:54,694 --> 00:59:56,830 Okay, but we have to kill them all. 1335 00:59:56,930 --> 00:59:57,831 We'll figure something out. 1336 00:59:57,931 --> 01:00:00,500 I am not competing for camera coverage. 1337 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:09,709 ♪ 1338 01:00:09,809 --> 01:00:10,944 [grunt] 1339 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,948 ♪ 1340 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:16,483 [door slams open] 1341 01:00:17,217 --> 01:00:19,285 All right, here's the plan. 1342 01:00:19,853 --> 01:00:21,721 We're going to sit tight and wait for help 1343 01:00:21,821 --> 01:00:23,523 to arrive in the morning. 1344 01:00:24,557 --> 01:00:27,861 We'll all take turns keeping watch all night. 1345 01:00:28,561 --> 01:00:30,363 And if we stick together, 1346 01:00:30,463 --> 01:00:31,831 everything's going to be okay. 1347 01:00:31,931 --> 01:00:33,466 ♪ 1348 01:00:33,566 --> 01:00:37,700 Now, this angel over here 1349 01:00:37,203 --> 01:00:39,806 had a great idea to leave a little video behind, 1350 01:00:39,906 --> 01:00:41,741 just in case things go sideways. 1351 01:00:43,109 --> 01:00:46,546 Demi, babe, take it away. [chuckles] 1352 01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:51,584 Hey, guys, it's Demi. 1353 01:00:51,685 --> 01:00:54,200 Tonight something really ****ed up happened. 1354 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,590 This guy named Jason freaked out and started killing everyone. 1355 01:00:57,691 --> 01:00:59,893 He killed Miley, 1356 01:00:59,993 --> 01:01:02,950 probably Noelle and Ari too. 1357 01:01:03,863 --> 01:01:06,132 You think you know someone, you know? 1358 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:07,934 I knew it was him from the start. 1359 01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:10,203 Jason Hochberg is a demented individual. 1360 01:01:10,303 --> 01:01:12,972 He is vile, monstrous, 1361 01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:14,874 despicable and-- 1362 01:01:14,974 --> 01:01:18,311 Scary. Jason's a really scary guy. 1363 01:01:18,411 --> 01:01:22,215 Yeah, I had a, I had a few close calls with the guy. 1364 01:01:22,315 --> 01:01:23,483 Real psycho. 1365 01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:26,519 He kept saying that there was no reason behind the attacks. 1366 01:01:26,619 --> 01:01:27,654 He really wanted everyone to know 1367 01:01:27,754 --> 01:01:29,956 that they were totally random. 1368 01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:33,930 Okay, great. 1369 01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:35,628 Thanks, guys. I think we have everything we need. 1370 01:01:35,962 --> 01:01:36,996 Mike? 1371 01:01:37,970 --> 01:01:44,270 ♪ 1372 01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:45,939 Can you see anything? 1373 01:01:46,773 --> 01:01:48,808 No, it's getting really scary. 1374 01:01:48,908 --> 01:01:50,276 I wish we had night vision goggles. 1375 01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:52,312 Dude. I feel like I say that all the time. 1376 01:01:52,412 --> 01:01:53,380 Me too. 1377 01:01:53,480 --> 01:02:03,456 ♪ 1378 01:02:03,556 --> 01:02:18,371 ♪ 1379 01:02:18,471 --> 01:02:20,340 Mike? 1380 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,420 [crashing] 1381 01:02:25,445 --> 01:02:27,280 ♪ 1382 01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:28,715 [grunt] 1383 01:02:31,317 --> 01:02:35,550 My mistress with a monster is in love. 1384 01:02:35,155 --> 01:02:38,591 Near to her close and to consecrated bower, 1385 01:02:38,692 --> 01:02:40,994 while she was in her dull and sleeping hour, 1386 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:44,164 a crew of patches, rude mechanicals 1387 01:02:44,297 --> 01:02:47,100 who work for bread upon Athenian stalls. 1388 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,334 Was that good? 1389 01:02:49,636 --> 01:02:52,720 Rude mechanicals who work for bread upon Athenian stalls, 1390 01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:55,208 intended for great Theseus' nuptial-day. 1391 01:02:55,342 --> 01:02:58,178 The shallowest-- wait, no, no, no, no, no. 1392 01:02:58,311 --> 01:03:01,548 Were met together to rehearse a play 1393 01:03:01,648 --> 01:03:04,500 intended for great Theseus' nuptial-day. 1394 01:03:04,150 --> 01:03:04,584 Ezra! 1395 01:03:04,684 --> 01:03:05,485 What? 1396 01:03:05,585 --> 01:03:07,253 Run! Run! Jason's behind you! 1397 01:03:07,387 --> 01:03:09,622 What? Where? 1398 01:03:09,723 --> 01:03:10,423 Left! 1399 01:03:10,523 --> 01:03:11,524 Stage left? 1400 01:03:11,624 --> 01:03:13,460 I don't even know what that means! 1401 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:14,260 [cracking] 1402 01:03:14,394 --> 01:03:17,163 [screaming] 1403 01:03:17,964 --> 01:03:19,366 [thud] 1404 01:03:19,632 --> 01:03:26,539 ♪ 1405 01:03:26,639 --> 01:03:27,707 [thud] 1406 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:29,709 [screaming] 1407 01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:31,211 We need to get the **** out of here. 1408 01:03:31,344 --> 01:03:31,945 Shannon's still in there. 1409 01:03:32,450 --> 01:03:32,779 Chris, we need to leave right now. 1410 01:03:32,879 --> 01:03:35,749 I gotta go, man. She's the one. 1411 01:03:37,283 --> 01:03:38,184 Way too soon. 1412 01:03:38,284 --> 01:03:39,652 Sometimes you just know. 1413 01:03:39,753 --> 01:03:41,254 I'll meet you back outside. 1414 01:03:43,356 --> 01:03:45,250 You're a fool, Christian. 1415 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:55,135 ♪ 1416 01:03:55,235 --> 01:04:05,145 ♪ 1417 01:04:05,245 --> 01:04:10,417 ♪ 1418 01:04:10,517 --> 01:04:11,985 Shannon? 1419 01:04:13,586 --> 01:04:15,488 [door closes] 1420 01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:21,494 ♪ 1421 01:04:21,594 --> 01:04:23,329 [door opens] 1422 01:04:23,463 --> 01:04:33,473 ♪ 1423 01:04:33,573 --> 01:04:38,345 ♪ 1424 01:04:38,478 --> 01:04:39,790 [clattering] 1425 01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:39,646 Oh! 1426 01:04:39,746 --> 01:04:45,819 ♪ 1427 01:04:45,919 --> 01:04:47,120 [Both] Where's Chris? 1428 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:48,722 I thought he was with you. - He went back to get you. 1429 01:04:48,822 --> 01:04:50,900 ****! 1430 01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:52,325 He's gonna die in there. We have to go back and get him. 1431 01:04:53,660 --> 01:05:07,707 ♪ 1432 01:05:07,807 --> 01:05:09,175 Jason. 1433 01:05:09,809 --> 01:05:11,110 Jason. 1434 01:05:13,146 --> 01:05:13,546 [slap] 1435 01:05:13,646 --> 01:05:14,581 Oh! 1436 01:05:14,681 --> 01:05:15,982 Oh, good, you're awake. 1437 01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:18,551 [muffled screaming] 1438 01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:21,154 Right, because the whole [makes choking sound] thing. 1439 01:05:21,254 --> 01:05:24,900 Yeah, I just couldn't have anyone wondering where I was. 1440 01:05:26,259 --> 01:05:29,829 If I take off the gag, do you promise not to freak out? 1441 01:05:30,397 --> 01:05:31,865 I need you to tell me where Claire is. 1442 01:05:31,965 --> 01:05:37,504 [muffled speaking] 1443 01:05:41,708 --> 01:05:44,310 Help! Help me! 1444 01:05:44,678 --> 01:05:45,512 No one can hear you. 1445 01:05:45,612 --> 01:05:47,747 Help! 1446 01:05:47,847 --> 01:05:57,824 ♪ 1447 01:05:57,924 --> 01:06:07,834 ♪ 1448 01:06:07,934 --> 01:06:17,844 ♪ 1449 01:06:17,944 --> 01:06:27,854 ♪ 1450 01:06:27,954 --> 01:06:37,864 ♪ 1451 01:06:37,964 --> 01:06:47,874 ♪ 1452 01:06:47,974 --> 01:06:59,285 ♪ 1453 01:06:59,386 --> 01:07:01,210 Oh, God. 1454 01:07:02,689 --> 01:07:04,691 Oh, that's so bad. 1455 01:07:04,791 --> 01:07:05,992 There's so much blood. 1456 01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:07,627 Shannon, there's so much blood. 1457 01:07:07,727 --> 01:07:10,563 Will you shut the **** up? - Oh, ****, this is bad. 1458 01:07:10,663 --> 01:07:13,166 That's so much worse than I thought I was gonna be. 1459 01:07:13,266 --> 01:07:14,801 I can't do this. I can't do this. 1460 01:07:14,901 --> 01:07:15,969 Chris will be fine. 1461 01:07:16,690 --> 01:07:17,704 No, no, what are you doing, you ****ing idiot? 1462 01:07:17,804 --> 01:07:19,939 We have to get Chris now! - I don't want to get Chris. 1463 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,608 He could be anywhere, and Jason's right there. 1464 01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:22,208 [slap] 1465 01:07:22,308 --> 01:07:22,776 Oh! 1466 01:07:22,876 --> 01:07:23,743 Pull your shit together. 1467 01:07:23,843 --> 01:07:26,212 **** it, I'll go-- - Fine, wait! 1468 01:07:26,513 --> 01:07:28,581 I'm gonna go in, 1469 01:07:28,682 --> 01:07:30,817 but before I do 1470 01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:34,154 I just want to say that you probably don't deserve him. 1471 01:07:34,254 --> 01:07:35,121 Oh, **** you! - No. 1472 01:07:35,221 --> 01:07:37,757 But I definitely don't deserve him. 1473 01:07:37,857 --> 01:07:40,527 I don't. At least you got a chance. 1474 01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:43,997 I'll handle the killer. You just get Chris, 1475 01:07:44,970 --> 01:07:44,998 and you both get out of here. 1476 01:07:45,980 --> 01:07:46,320 No. - Yes. 1477 01:07:46,132 --> 01:07:47,133 No, Bobby. - I don't want to hear it. 1478 01:07:47,233 --> 01:07:48,601 It's what I have to do. 1479 01:07:48,702 --> 01:07:49,502 It's suicide. 1480 01:07:49,636 --> 01:07:52,720 ♪ 1481 01:07:52,172 --> 01:07:54,174 Why would you say that? - What did I say? 1482 01:07:54,274 --> 01:07:56,760 It's suicide. I'm trying to hype myself up 1483 01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:57,277 to have this big, heroic moment, 1484 01:07:57,377 --> 01:07:59,346 and now I'm really second guessing myself. 1485 01:07:59,446 --> 01:08:00,714 Sorry. 1486 01:08:00,814 --> 01:08:02,515 It's fine. 1487 01:08:02,649 --> 01:08:04,951 Just think next time before you say something like that. 1488 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:10,890 ♪ 1489 01:08:10,990 --> 01:08:13,260 Hey, ****face! 1490 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:14,961 Wassup? 1491 01:08:15,610 --> 01:08:17,464 ♪ 1492 01:08:17,564 --> 01:08:18,298 ****! 1493 01:08:18,398 --> 01:08:23,536 ♪ 1494 01:08:23,670 --> 01:08:25,138 Chris? 1495 01:08:26,272 --> 01:08:27,974 Chris, where are you? 1496 01:08:29,342 --> 01:08:29,809 Chris. 1497 01:08:29,909 --> 01:08:32,178 Shannon, I'm up here. 1498 01:08:32,278 --> 01:08:36,820 Chris, why the **** did you get into the castle? Let's go! 1499 01:08:36,182 --> 01:08:38,251 Spot me. - Come on, come on, let's go. 1500 01:08:38,351 --> 01:08:39,552 Ah, oh! 1501 01:08:40,687 --> 01:08:41,921 You okay? 1502 01:08:42,220 --> 01:08:43,230 You came back for me. 1503 01:08:43,123 --> 01:08:46,526 Well, yeah, I wasn't going to let you die. 1504 01:08:46,659 --> 01:08:47,894 Okay, let's go. 1505 01:08:47,994 --> 01:08:48,928 I love you. 1506 01:08:49,290 --> 01:08:50,296 [Shannon] What? 1507 01:08:50,397 --> 01:08:52,766 Nothing. Nothing, yeah. Let's go. 1508 01:08:52,866 --> 01:08:56,436 ♪ 1509 01:08:56,536 --> 01:08:57,570 [grunting] 1510 01:08:57,704 --> 01:08:58,905 ♪ 1511 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,908 [grunting] 1512 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,243 [glass shattering] 1513 01:09:03,843 --> 01:09:04,778 Where's Jason? 1514 01:09:04,878 --> 01:09:07,800 ♪ 1515 01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:10,283 That's not Jason, you ****ing idiot! 1516 01:09:10,383 --> 01:09:12,152 [Mike] Jason's probably already dead. 1517 01:09:12,252 --> 01:09:14,688 Oh, ****, Mike. - Mike? 1518 01:09:14,788 --> 01:09:15,822 Oh, you miss me? 1519 01:09:15,922 --> 01:09:17,957 [Bobby] No, you classically handsome piece of shit. 1520 01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:19,459 Claire, get out of here. 1521 01:09:19,559 --> 01:09:21,728 Go find Jason. I'll deal with this ***hole. 1522 01:09:21,828 --> 01:09:22,462 [thud] 1523 01:09:24,364 --> 01:09:27,667 Demi, what are you doing? 1524 01:09:28,802 --> 01:09:31,304 I know you. This isn't you. 1525 01:09:32,138 --> 01:09:36,142 ♪ 1526 01:09:36,242 --> 01:09:38,440 [crying] You're right. 1527 01:09:38,745 --> 01:09:41,581 It's, it's Mike. 1528 01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:44,284 Mike's making me do this. 1529 01:09:44,384 --> 01:09:47,654 I don't, I don't want to. 1530 01:09:49,422 --> 01:09:52,425 Oh, my God. My hormonal female brain, 1531 01:09:52,525 --> 01:09:56,329 it can't think for itself. I'm so indecisive. 1532 01:09:56,429 --> 01:09:59,299 And thank god a strong man came along 1533 01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:02,102 and convinced me to murder people. 1534 01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:04,137 Are you ****ing kidding me? 1535 01:10:04,237 --> 01:10:06,139 [Jason] What? 1536 01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:09,750 You think that Mike made me kill people? 1537 01:10:09,909 --> 01:10:11,878 No one can make me do anything. 1538 01:10:12,412 --> 01:10:13,847 Bitch! 1539 01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:15,715 Oh. 1540 01:10:15,849 --> 01:10:17,117 [thud] 1541 01:10:17,217 --> 01:10:19,953 [clattering] 1542 01:10:20,530 --> 01:10:21,688 [groaning] 1543 01:10:21,821 --> 01:10:27,293 ♪ 1544 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:29,950 Ow! ****ing bitch! 1545 01:10:29,195 --> 01:10:31,564 ♪ 1546 01:10:31,664 --> 01:10:32,399 Oh! 1547 01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:33,433 [crashing] 1548 01:10:33,533 --> 01:10:34,734 [groaning] 1549 01:10:34,868 --> 01:10:41,441 ♪ 1550 01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:42,542 Shit! 1551 01:10:42,642 --> 01:10:46,460 ♪ 1552 01:10:46,146 --> 01:10:47,514 Come here. 1553 01:10:47,614 --> 01:10:48,448 [thud] 1554 01:10:48,548 --> 01:10:50,160 [groaning] 1555 01:10:50,116 --> 01:10:52,252 Ah, ****! 1556 01:10:52,686 --> 01:10:53,853 [slamming] 1557 01:10:53,953 --> 01:10:54,754 ♪ 1558 01:10:54,888 --> 01:10:56,156 Oh, come on! 1559 01:10:56,256 --> 01:10:57,424 [grunting] 1560 01:10:57,857 --> 01:10:58,758 [grunting] 1561 01:10:58,892 --> 01:10:59,859 [crashing] 1562 01:10:59,959 --> 01:11:01,161 [groaning] 1563 01:11:01,261 --> 01:11:03,763 [wheezing] 1564 01:11:04,664 --> 01:11:06,499 [gasping] 1565 01:11:06,599 --> 01:11:09,736 ♪ 1566 01:11:09,869 --> 01:11:11,137 [grunt] 1567 01:11:11,905 --> 01:11:13,673 Why are you doing this to me? 1568 01:11:13,773 --> 01:11:16,209 Why frame me? Why me? 1569 01:11:16,309 --> 01:11:17,911 [Demi] Why? Why? Why? 1570 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:18,611 [spits] 1571 01:11:18,712 --> 01:11:21,470 Eww, Jason! 1572 01:11:21,147 --> 01:11:22,982 So pathetic. 1573 01:11:23,830 --> 01:11:24,718 Don't get mad at me. Get mad at them. 1574 01:11:24,851 --> 01:11:27,554 They're the ones that blamed it on you. 1575 01:11:27,654 --> 01:11:29,789 I was supposed to get all the credit. 1576 01:11:29,923 --> 01:11:30,990 Are you kidding me? 1577 01:11:31,910 --> 01:11:33,426 Do you even know how long it took me to plan everything? 1578 01:11:33,526 --> 01:11:35,895 I've been fantasizing about killing you ****ing losers 1579 01:11:35,995 --> 01:11:37,964 for years. 1580 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:44,104 I'm honestly a little jealous of you. 1581 01:11:44,771 --> 01:11:46,940 You're going to be even more famous than me. 1582 01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:52,512 You're so lucky. 1583 01:11:53,790 --> 01:11:54,214 [door slams open] 1584 01:11:56,483 --> 01:11:58,510 Don't ****ing move! 1585 01:11:58,151 --> 01:12:02,880 ♪ 1586 01:12:02,188 --> 01:12:03,890 [groans] 1587 01:12:03,189 --> 01:12:04,491 [glass shattering] 1588 01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:07,293 [groaning] 1589 01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:10,630 Come here. 1590 01:12:10,163 --> 01:12:13,666 ♪ 1591 01:12:13,767 --> 01:12:15,702 [All] Bobby! Bobby! 1592 01:12:15,802 --> 01:12:17,604 Bobby! Bobby! 1593 01:12:17,937 --> 01:12:19,806 Bobby! Bobby! 1594 01:12:20,306 --> 01:12:21,908 Bobby! Bobby! 1595 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,760 Bobby. 1596 01:12:23,176 --> 01:12:24,744 ♪ 1597 01:12:24,844 --> 01:12:26,713 Ah, ****! 1598 01:12:26,813 --> 01:12:27,781 The ****? 1599 01:12:28,515 --> 01:12:29,683 Oh, you ****ing bitch! 1600 01:12:29,783 --> 01:12:30,116 ♪ 1601 01:12:30,216 --> 01:12:31,840 Oh! 1602 01:12:31,184 --> 01:12:32,452 ♪ 1603 01:12:32,552 --> 01:12:34,187 Ah! Oh! 1604 01:12:34,287 --> 01:12:35,550 **** you! 1605 01:12:35,155 --> 01:12:36,656 [grunt] 1606 01:12:37,190 --> 01:12:38,558 Ah! 1607 01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:40,930 [grunting] 1608 01:12:40,193 --> 01:12:42,662 ♪ 1609 01:12:42,762 --> 01:12:44,864 [thudding] 1610 01:12:44,998 --> 01:12:46,700 [grunting] 1611 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:50,870 [thudding] 1612 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,380 [laughs] 1613 01:12:52,138 --> 01:12:54,674 Oh, what the ****? Are you ****ing hard right now? 1614 01:12:54,774 --> 01:12:55,542 Shut the **** up! 1615 01:12:55,642 --> 01:12:57,844 The ****? - Don't ****ing look at that. 1616 01:12:57,977 --> 01:12:58,745 Look away! 1617 01:12:58,845 --> 01:12:59,412 [Bobby] Okay! 1618 01:12:59,512 --> 01:13:00,714 Look the **** away! 1619 01:13:00,814 --> 01:13:02,382 I'm not looking! 1620 01:13:02,482 --> 01:13:03,750 This isn't even for you, man. 1621 01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:04,751 [Bobby] Okay. 1622 01:13:04,851 --> 01:13:06,586 Shut the **** up, man, you will never get it. 1623 01:13:06,686 --> 01:13:08,688 You will never ****ing understand. 1624 01:13:08,788 --> 01:13:11,791 Do you know how good ***** is after killing someone? 1625 01:13:11,891 --> 01:13:12,625 What? 1626 01:13:12,726 --> 01:13:13,493 [growls] 1627 01:13:13,593 --> 01:13:15,962 Do you know how good ***** is 1628 01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,198 after ****ing killing someone? 1629 01:13:18,298 --> 01:13:19,666 Is it that much better? 1630 01:13:19,766 --> 01:13:21,670 [thud] 1631 01:13:21,634 --> 01:13:22,402 ****, dude, that sounds ****ing dope. 1632 01:13:22,502 --> 01:13:23,803 I get it, man, I ****ing get it. 1633 01:13:23,903 --> 01:13:25,572 So ****ing help me with something, man. 1634 01:13:25,672 --> 01:13:27,807 I could, like, be your guys third or something. 1635 01:13:27,907 --> 01:13:28,808 [thud] 1636 01:13:28,908 --> 01:13:30,143 Not like that. I didn't mean it like that. 1637 01:13:30,243 --> 01:13:31,511 I won't ****ing touch you, man. I would never ****ing dream 1638 01:13:31,611 --> 01:13:33,613 of doing that. I'm just gonna ****ing clean up the bodies 1639 01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:34,914 and ****ing mop up the floor. 1640 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:35,815 [thud] 1641 01:13:35,915 --> 01:13:37,830 And if it gets really ****ing horny, 1642 01:13:37,183 --> 01:13:38,510 is what I'm saying, I'll ****ing rub one out or something. 1643 01:13:38,151 --> 01:13:39,419 It doesn't matter. - What the ****? 1644 01:13:39,519 --> 01:13:40,320 Don't ****ing kill me, Mike. 1645 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:41,855 [thud] - Shut up. 1646 01:13:41,988 --> 01:13:43,556 Mike, I forgot to mention... 1647 01:13:45,158 --> 01:13:46,526 I'm a liar. 1648 01:13:46,893 --> 01:13:48,610 [gasps] 1649 01:13:48,161 --> 01:13:58,905 ♪ 1650 01:13:59,390 --> 01:14:00,540 [thud] 1651 01:14:00,907 --> 01:14:04,110 [gasping & coughing] 1652 01:14:04,210 --> 01:14:05,311 Put the knife down. 1653 01:14:05,412 --> 01:14:07,814 I said don't move, I will slit his throat. 1654 01:14:07,914 --> 01:14:11,151 ♪ 1655 01:14:11,251 --> 01:14:13,787 No! It's over, Claire. 1656 01:14:14,521 --> 01:14:15,588 You have to let her kill me. 1657 01:14:16,256 --> 01:14:17,524 What? 1658 01:14:18,324 --> 01:14:19,559 No. 1659 01:14:21,610 --> 01:14:22,495 You were right. 1660 01:14:22,595 --> 01:14:26,599 Everyone was right. I shouldn't be here. 1661 01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:29,135 I mean, look at me. I'm a grown *** man 1662 01:14:29,235 --> 01:14:31,438 who still goes to summer camp. 1663 01:14:32,205 --> 01:14:34,708 You have to move on. 1664 01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:36,643 You have to push forward. 1665 01:14:39,813 --> 01:14:41,348 Push forward. 1666 01:14:42,820 --> 01:14:45,485 It's time to let go. 1667 01:14:48,355 --> 01:14:49,989 Let go, Claire. 1668 01:14:50,457 --> 01:14:51,658 Claire. 1669 01:14:51,758 --> 01:14:55,695 ♪ 1670 01:14:55,795 --> 01:14:56,830 Let go! 1671 01:14:57,530 --> 01:14:58,965 [screaming] 1672 01:14:59,990 --> 01:15:00,467 [thud] 1673 01:15:01,267 --> 01:15:03,136 Hi, are you okay? 1674 01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:04,371 Nice shot. 1675 01:15:04,471 --> 01:15:06,439 Yeah, just glad you're okay. 1676 01:15:08,541 --> 01:15:09,843 Are you wearing eyeshadow? 1677 01:15:09,943 --> 01:15:10,844 ♪ 1678 01:15:10,944 --> 01:15:11,845 ****ing bitch! 1679 01:15:11,945 --> 01:15:13,146 [screaming] 1680 01:15:13,246 --> 01:15:14,381 [thud] 1681 01:15:14,914 --> 01:15:16,160 Whoa. 1682 01:15:20,253 --> 01:15:23,890 Oh, ****, Bobby. 1683 01:15:23,490 --> 01:15:26,960 ♪ 1684 01:15:27,930 --> 01:15:33,330 [children singing] ♪ Let's all go to PIneway ♪ 1685 01:15:34,234 --> 01:15:39,773 ♪ Fun times at Camp Pineway ♪ 1686 01:15:40,907 --> 01:15:46,913 ♪ Through the trees, and to the lake ♪ 1687 01:15:47,914 --> 01:15:52,919 ♪ Songs we sing, and friends we make ♪ 1688 01:15:54,354 --> 01:16:00,660 ♪ Every morning as we wake up ♪ 1689 01:16:02,362 --> 01:16:07,333 ♪ Pineway is the best 1690 01:16:07,434 --> 01:16:17,444 ♪ 1691 01:16:17,544 --> 01:16:27,454 ♪ 1692 01:16:27,554 --> 01:16:37,464 ♪ 1693 01:16:37,564 --> 01:16:43,336 ♪ 1694 01:16:43,436 --> 01:16:45,271 [groaning] 1695 01:16:47,874 --> 01:16:49,976 I'm sorry I forgot who you were earlier. 1696 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:50,677 That's okay. 1697 01:16:50,777 --> 01:16:53,460 I knew you weren't the killer. 1698 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:54,481 Actually, that's not true. I thought you might have been 1699 01:16:54,581 --> 01:16:55,615 the killer for a second there, 1700 01:16:55,715 --> 01:16:57,417 but I didn't know Mike was still in the picture. 1701 01:16:57,517 --> 01:16:58,952 That's okay. 1702 01:17:01,221 --> 01:17:02,689 Here. 1703 01:17:03,556 --> 01:17:05,125 [groans loudly] 1704 01:17:07,394 --> 01:17:08,995 I want you to have this. 1705 01:17:09,496 --> 01:17:10,730 Wow. 1706 01:17:13,466 --> 01:17:14,868 Thank you. 1707 01:17:16,236 --> 01:17:18,905 But why did you do that? That's really dangerous. 1708 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:20,807 You're never supposed to pull out a blade. 1709 01:17:20,907 --> 01:17:22,800 Shh. 1710 01:17:22,776 --> 01:17:23,710 You deserve it. 1711 01:17:23,810 --> 01:17:26,579 Bobby, you need to put pressure on that. 1712 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,882 Like, seriously. Here. 1713 01:17:28,982 --> 01:17:31,170 Hand up, please. 1714 01:17:31,384 --> 01:17:32,686 Good. - Alright. 1715 01:17:34,154 --> 01:17:36,322 When people ask about me, 1716 01:17:36,890 --> 01:17:38,425 tell them that I died a hero's death. 1717 01:17:38,525 --> 01:17:40,930 You're not going to die from this. 1718 01:17:40,226 --> 01:17:41,940 Yes, I am. 1719 01:17:41,227 --> 01:17:44,464 No, actually, tell them they killed me first 1720 01:17:44,564 --> 01:17:45,832 because I was hot. 1721 01:17:45,932 --> 01:17:48,535 Bobby, you're not going to die from this. 1722 01:17:48,635 --> 01:17:51,338 The wound's only like two inches deep. 1723 01:17:52,472 --> 01:17:54,740 Wow. - Yeah. 1724 01:17:55,742 --> 01:17:57,344 Well, it's the thought that counts. 1725 01:17:57,444 --> 01:18:02,816 ♪ 1726 01:18:02,916 --> 01:18:05,318 Listen, it's been a crazy night, 1727 01:18:05,418 --> 01:18:10,357 and it made me realize that after almost dying-- 1728 01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:13,793 Chris, it's-- - I don't love you. 1729 01:18:13,893 --> 01:18:16,629 I mean, I like you a lot, 1730 01:18:16,730 --> 01:18:18,198 and I really care about you, 1731 01:18:18,331 --> 01:18:21,768 it just, I don't love you. I mean, maybe down the line-- 1732 01:18:21,868 --> 01:18:24,637 I don't love you either. That'd be ****ing insane. 1733 01:18:24,738 --> 01:18:26,506 Yeah, that'd be ****ing insane. You're right. 1734 01:18:26,606 --> 01:18:27,741 You're totally right. 1735 01:18:28,641 --> 01:18:29,976 But you do like me, though, right? 1736 01:18:36,182 --> 01:18:38,510 Yes, idiot. 1737 01:18:38,151 --> 01:18:46,926 ♪ 1738 01:18:47,270 --> 01:18:48,228 Hey. 1739 01:18:49,362 --> 01:18:50,764 You all right? 1740 01:18:51,998 --> 01:18:53,233 Yeah. 1741 01:18:55,602 --> 01:18:57,137 Thank you. 1742 01:18:59,839 --> 01:19:02,208 Thank you for coming back. 1743 01:19:03,777 --> 01:19:06,179 Oh, yeah. I knew you'd be ****ed without me. 1744 01:19:10,984 --> 01:19:12,886 Is Bobby going to be okay? 1745 01:19:13,753 --> 01:19:15,755 Don't worry, this isn't my blood. 1746 01:19:16,656 --> 01:19:18,124 This is Mike's blood. I beat him. 1747 01:19:18,224 --> 01:19:19,592 Yeah. - Good job. 1748 01:19:19,693 --> 01:19:21,661 Actually, a good amount of it is my blood too. 1749 01:19:21,761 --> 01:19:24,864 ♪ 1750 01:19:24,964 --> 01:19:26,132 Yeah. 1751 01:19:26,232 --> 01:19:28,201 He'll be, he'll be fine. 1752 01:19:28,535 --> 01:19:29,936 That's good. 1753 01:19:49,689 --> 01:19:56,763 So I figure next year, 1754 01:19:56,863 --> 01:20:02,802 I'm really gonna have to take on more responsibility here. 1755 01:20:04,204 --> 01:20:05,939 It'll be a publicity nightmare, for sure, 1756 01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:08,408 but if we could spin it the right way-- 1757 01:20:08,508 --> 01:20:09,709 Jason. 1758 01:20:11,111 --> 01:20:12,278 I'm kidding. 1759 01:20:12,412 --> 01:20:13,747 [chuckling] 1760 01:20:14,447 --> 01:20:15,181 I'm just ****ing with you. 1761 01:20:15,281 --> 01:20:18,518 I'm, you know, ****ing with you, bro. 1762 01:20:18,618 --> 01:20:20,453 Eww, don't call me bro. 1763 01:20:20,553 --> 01:20:26,993 [chuckling] 1764 01:20:27,894 --> 01:20:30,130 So what are you going to do now? 1765 01:20:30,830 --> 01:20:31,998 ♪ Good Times by Eric Burdon & The Animals ♪ 1766 01:20:32,980 --> 01:20:38,805 ♪ 1767 01:20:39,839 --> 01:20:44,244 ♪ When I think of all the good time that's been wasted ♪ 1768 01:20:44,344 --> 01:20:46,446 ♪ Having good times 1769 01:20:46,546 --> 01:20:50,160 ♪ 1770 01:20:50,116 --> 01:20:52,318 ♪ When I was drinkin' 1771 01:20:52,419 --> 01:20:54,200 ♪ 1772 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,723 ♪ I should have been thinking 1773 01:20:58,391 --> 01:21:01,127 ♪ When I was fighting 1774 01:21:02,429 --> 01:21:05,465 ♪ I could've done the right thing ♪ 1775 01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:09,350 ♪ All of that boozin' 1776 01:21:10,904 --> 01:21:14,474 ♪ I was really losin' 1777 01:21:14,574 --> 01:21:15,675 ♪ Good times 1778 01:21:15,809 --> 01:21:18,178 ♪ 1779 01:21:18,278 --> 01:21:20,947 ♪ Good times 1780 01:21:21,815 --> 01:21:26,190 ♪ When I think of all the good times that's been wasted ♪ 1781 01:21:26,119 --> 01:21:28,655 ♪ Having good times 1782 01:21:29,522 --> 01:21:34,127 ♪ When I think of all the good times that's been wasted ♪ 1783 01:21:34,227 --> 01:21:37,364 ♪ Having good times 1784 01:21:37,464 --> 01:21:39,766 ♪ 1785 01:21:39,866 --> 01:21:42,435 ♪ All of my lying 1786 01:21:43,803 --> 01:21:46,506 ♪ I remember her crying 1787 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:50,577 ♪ My useless talkin' 1788 01:21:52,178 --> 01:21:55,382 ♪ I could've been walkin' 1789 01:21:56,249 --> 01:21:58,718 ♪ Instead of complaining 1790 01:22:00,286 --> 01:22:02,689 ♪ I could've been gainin'