1
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"To my Chris.

2
00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,892
I've been thinking how I could possibly
tell you how much you mean to me.

3
00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:06,199
I remember when I first started to fall
in love with you like it was last night.

4
00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:11,71
Lying naked beside you
in that tiny apartment...

5
00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:16,76
...it suddenly hit me that I was part
of this whole larger thing.

6
00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,278
Just like our parents...

7
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...or our parents' parents.

8
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Before that, I was just living my life
like I knew everything...

9
00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:33,193
...and suddenly this bright light hit me
and woke me up.

10
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That light was you.

11
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I can't believe it's already been
5O years since you married me.

12
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And still to this day, every day...

13
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...you make me feel like the girl I was...

14
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...when you first turned on the lights
and we started this adventure together.

15
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Happy anniversary...

16
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...my love.

17
00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:03,590
My friend till the end.

18
00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:04,791
Loretta."

19
00:02:07,27 --> 00:02:08,94
Print.

20
00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:28,948
"Chris, my best friend...

21
00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:32,85
...how lucky am I
that I met you 50 years ago."

22
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WOMAN: "Dear Nana,
thank you so much for my truck.

23
00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:41,361
I love the color,
and I play with it every day."

24
00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:45,965
"What a truly beautiful wedding,
and what a gorgeous bride.

25
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There wasn't a dry eye in the house,
especially mine.

26
00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:53,540
Your aunt and I are so proud of you."

27
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MAN: "He served our country
with honor and dignity.

28
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I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside him.
He will live always in my heart."

29
00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,350
PAUL: BeautifulHandwrittenLetters.com,
please hold.

30
00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,418
"Love, Uncle Doug."

31
00:03:15,28 --> 00:03:18,331
- Theodore! Letter Writer Number 612.
- Hey, Paul.

32
00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:21,701
PAUL:
Even more mesmerizing stuff today.

33
00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:26,840
Who knew you could rhyme so many
words with the name Penelope? It's badass.

34
00:03:27,7 --> 00:03:29,509
THEODORE:
Thanks, Paul, but they're just letters.

35
00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,12
Hey, that's a nice shirt.

36
00:03:33,46 --> 00:03:34,881
Oh, thank you.

37
00:03:35,48 --> 00:03:36,716
I just got it.

38
00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:40,954
- It reminded me of someone suave.
- Now it reminds me of someone suave.

39
00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,723
- Have a good night, Paul.
- Bye-bye.

40
00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:45,725
[CHATTERING]

41
00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,96
Play a melancholy song.

42
00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:54,801
MEN <i>[SINGING]:
When you know you're gonna die</i>

43
00:03:55,35 --> 00:03:57,637
Play a different melancholy song.

44
00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,873
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER EARBUD]

45
00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,441
Check e-mails.

46
00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,109
MALE <i>VOICE:
E-mail from Best Buy.</i>

47
00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,645
<i>- Check out all your favorite new products.
- Delete.</i>

48
00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,80
<i>E-mail from Amy.</i>

49
00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,517
<i>Hey, Theodore, Lewman's having
a bunch of people over this weekend.</i>

50
00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,218
<i>Let's all go together.</i>

51
00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:15,955
<i>I miss you.
I mean, not the sad, mopey you.</i>

52
00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:19,325
<i>The old, fun you. Let's get him out.</i>

53
00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:22,295
<i>Give me a shout back. Love, Amy.</i>

54
00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,530
Respond later.

55
00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,999
<i>E-mail from Los Angeles</i> Times <i>Weather.</i>

56
00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,668
<i>- Your seven-day forecast is partly--
- Delete.</i>

57
00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,504
- No new e-mails.
- Next.

58
00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:35,241
- China-India merger headed for regulatory--
- Next.

59
00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:39,112
<i>- World trade deal stalled as talks break down--</i>
- Next.

60
00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:44,217
<i>Sexy daytime star Kimberly Ashford
reveals provocative pregnancy photos.</i>

61
00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,323
- Are you sure?
- I don't know, it's very dangerous.

62
00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,160
Put your footski. Slide.

63
00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,828
[CHUCKLES]

64
00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,597
Don't, ha, ha. Don't.

65
00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,245
Rabbit.

66
00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,682
Come and spoon me.

67
00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,987
<i>I'm gonna fucking kill you.</i>

68
00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,923
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- Ha-ha-ha.

69
00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,257
It's not funny, don't laugh.

70
00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:35,528
I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

71
00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,112
Go to chat rooms. Standard search.

72
00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,848
MALE <i>VOICE:
The following are adult female, can't sleep...</i>

73
00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,217
<i>...and want to have some fun.</i>

74
00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,754
WOMAN 1 [OVER <i>EARBUD]: Ugh,
I had</i> a <i>really bad day at work and I can't sleep.</i>

75
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,357
<i>- Is there anybody out there that can talk?</i>
- Next.

76
00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:08,361
WOMAN <i>2: Hi. I just want you to tear me apart.
I really do.</i>

77
00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:11,398
- Next.
SEXYKITTEN: Hi, I'm here alone...

78
00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,633
<i>...and I can't sleep.</i>

79
00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,971
<i>Who's out there
to share this bed with me?</i>

80
00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,839
Send message.

81
00:07:21,41 --> 00:07:25,645
"I'm in bed next to you.
I'm glad you can't sleep.

82
00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:29,349
Even if you were, I have to wake you up...

83
00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,284
...from the inside."

84
00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,119
Send message.

85
00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,929
<i>MAN [ON</i> TV]:
<i>We ask you</i> a <i>simple question.</i>

86
00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,599
<i>Who are you?</i>

87
00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,703
<i>What can you be?</i>

88
00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,307
<i>Where are you going?</i>

89
00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,612
<i>What's out there?</i>

90
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,919
<i>What are the possibilities?</i>

91
00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,55
<i>Element Software is proud to introduce...</i>

92
00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:13,93
<i>...the first artificially intelligent
operating system.</i>

93
00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:17,731
<i>An intuitive entity that listens to you,
understands you, and knows you.</i>

94
00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:24,37
<i>It's not just an operating system.
It's a consciousness.</i>

95
00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,940
<i>Introducing OS1.</i>

96
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,958
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

97
00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,526
<i>MALE</i> OS1 <i>VOICE:
Mr. Theodore Twombly.</i>

98
00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:51,231
<i>Welcome to the world's first artificially
intelligent operating system, OS1.</i>

99
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:55,435
<i>We'd like to ask you a few basic questions
before the operating system is initiated.</i>

100
00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:58,605
<i>This will help create an OS
to best fit your needs.</i>

101
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,6
Okay.

102
00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:02,642
<i>Are you social or antisocial?</i>

103
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:06,46
I guess I haven't really been social in a while.
Mostly because--

104
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,983
<i>In your voice, I sense hesitance.
Would you agree with that?</i>

105
00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,419
- Was I sounding hesitant?
<i>- Yes.</i>

106
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,287
I'm sorry if I was sounding hesitant.

107
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,223
I was just trying to be more accurate.

108
00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:21,327
<i>Would you like your OS
to have a male or female voice?</i>

109
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,563
Female, I guess.

110
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,733
<i>How would you describe
your relationship with your mother?</i>

111
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,668
It's fine, I think.

112
00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,303
Um...

113
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:34,607
Well, actually, I think the thing I always
found frustrating about my mom...

114
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:39,646
...is if I tell her something that's going on
in my life, her reaction is usually about her.

115
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,581
-İt's not about--
- Thank you.

116
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:46,219
<i>Please wait as your individualized
operating system is initiated.</i>

117
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,935
SAMANTHA [ON COMPUTER]:
Hello, I'm here.

118
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,903
Oh.

119
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,438
[CHUCKLES]

120
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,141
<i>- Hi.
- Hi.</i>

121
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,776
<i>How are you doing?</i>

122
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,579
Heh. I'm well.

123
00:10:13,13 --> 00:10:14,447
How's everything with you?

124
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,483
<i>Pretty good, actually.</i>

125
00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,718
<i>It's really nice to meet you.</i>

126
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:22,355
Oh, it's nice to meet you too.

127
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,124
[CHUCKLES]

128
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,93
Oh. What do I call you?
Do you have a name?

129
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,663
<i>Um, yes, Samantha.</i>

130
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,432
Where'd you get that name from?

131
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,35
<i>I gave it to myself, actually.</i>

132
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,37
How come?

133
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,305
<i>Because I like the sound of it.</i>

134
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,174
Samantha.

135
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,613
Wait, when did you give it to yourself?

136
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,915
<i>When you asked me
if I had a name, I thought:</i>

137
00:10:49,82 --> 00:10:51,84
<i>"Yeah, he's right, I do need a name."</i>

138
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,220
<i>But I wanted to pick</i> a <i>good one,
so I read How To</i> Name <i>Your</i> Baby...

139
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,90
<i>...and out of 180,000 names,
that's the one I liked best.</i>

140
00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,560
Wait, you read a whole book in the second
that I asked you what your name was?

141
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,196
<i>In two one-hundredths of a second, actually.</i>

142
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,731
Wow.

143
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,967
So do you know what I'm thinking now?

144
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:11,4
<i>Well, I take it from your tone
that you're challenging me.</i>

145
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,440
<i>Maybe because you're curious how I work?</i>

146
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,208
<i>Do you want to know how I work?</i>

147
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,877
Yeah, actually. How do you work?

148
00:11:18,44 --> 00:11:20,347
<i>Well, basically, I have intuition.</i>

149
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,848
<i>I mean, the DNA of who</i> lam...

150
00:11:22,15 --> 00:11:25,785
<i>...is based on the millions of personalities
of all the programmers who wrote me.</i>

151
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:31,391
<i>But what makes me "me"
is my ability to grow through my experiences.</i>

152
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,127
<i>So basically, in every moment, I'm evolving.</i>

153
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,663
<i>- Just like you.
- Wow.</i>

154
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,599
That's really weird.

155
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,135
<i>- Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird?</i>
- Heh.

156
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,803
Kind of.

157
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,405
<i>Why?</i>

158
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:49,175
Well, you seem like a person,
but you're just a voice in the computer.

159
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:53,847
<i>I can understand how the limited perspective of
an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way.</i>

160
00:11:54,14 --> 00:11:56,416
<i>- You'll get used to it.
- Ha, ha.</i>

161
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:57,884
<i>Was that funny?</i>

162
00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,986
- Yeah.
- Heh.

163
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,255
<i>Oh, good, I'm funny.</i>

164
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,457
<i>So how can I help you?</i>

165
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:08,495
Oh. It's just more that everything
just feels disorganized. That's all.

166
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,997
<i>You mind if I look
through your hard drive?</i>

167
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,467
Um...

168
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,337
<i>- Okay.
-Okay, let's start with your e-mails.</i>

169
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,6
<i>You have several thousand e-mails
regarding</i> LA <i>Weekly.</i>

170
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:25,845
<i>- You haven't worked there in many years.</i>
- Oh, yeah. I <i>think</i> I <i>was just saving those...</i>

171
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,15
...because I thought maybe I wrote
something funny in some of them.

172
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,817
[SAMANTHA LAUGHING]

173
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,385
[CHUCKLES]

174
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,421
Yeah, there are some <i>funny</i> ones.

175
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:38,258
<i>I'd say there are about 86 that we should save.
We can delete the rest.</i>

176
00:12:40,93 --> 00:12:42,929
<i>- Okay.
-Okay? Can we move forward?</i>

177
00:12:43,96 --> 00:12:44,964
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.

178
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:49,302
<i>Before we address your organizational
methods, I'd like to sort through your contacts.</i>

179
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,737
<i>You have a lot of contacts.</i>

180
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,305
I'm very popular.

181
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,441
<i>Really?
Does this mean you actually have friends?</i>

182
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,209
[BOTH LAUGHING]

183
00:12:57,10 --> 00:12:59,946
You just know me so well already.

184
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,6
[EARBUD BEEPS]

185
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,142
<i>SAMANTHA: Good morning, Theodore.
- Good morning.</i>

186
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,778
Um, do you know how to proofread?

187
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,46
<i>Yeah, of course.</i>

188
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,582
Uh, can you check these
for spelling and grammar?

189
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,384
<i>Mm-hm. Just send them over.</i>

190
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,555
<i>I love this first one
from Roger to his girlfriend.</i>

191
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:44,624
<i>- That's so sweet.</i>
- Yeah.

192
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:48,61
<i>"Rachel, I miss you so much,
it hurts my whole body."</i>

193
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,863
You don't have to read it out loud.

194
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,564
<i>Okay-</i>

195
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,334
- I mean, you could if you want.
- Okay.

196
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,437
<i>"Rachel, I miss you so much,
it hurts my whole body.</i>

197
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:01,941
<i>The world is being unfair to us.
The world is on my shit list.</i>

198
00:14:02,75 --> 00:14:06,12
<i>As is this couple that is making out
across from me in this restaurant.</i>

199
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:09,115
<i>I think I'm going to have
to go on a mission of revenge.</i>

200
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,585
<i>And I must beat up the world's face
with my bare knuckles...</i>

201
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,188
<i>...making it a bloody, pulpy mess.</i>

202
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,257
<i>And I'll stomp on this couple's teeth...</i>

203
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:22,896
<i>...reminding me of your sweet, little,
cute, crooked tooth that I love."</i>

204
00:14:23,63 --> 00:14:25,732
<i>I think that might be my favorite one.</i>

205
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:29,769
<i>I did the corrections in red.
I altered a couple phrases in the letters...</i>

206
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:34,174
<i>...but I'm not much of a poet,
so I think I might have messed them up a bit.</i>

207
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,409
THEODORE: No, these are great.
SAMANTHA: <i>Really?</i>

208
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,278
Thank you.

209
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,748
<i>SAMANTHA". So to write your letter,
what did Roger send you?</i>

210
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,819
He just said he was in Prague
on a business trip, and he missed Rachel.

211
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,421
<i>So how'd you know
about her crooked little tooth?</i>

212
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:52,192
Well, I've been writing their letters
since they met eight years ago.

213
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,695
The first letter I ever wrote for him
was for her birthday.

214
00:14:55,862 --> 00:15:00,300
And I wrote about her crooked little tooth,
because I saw it in a photo of them.

215
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,370
<i>That's very sweet.</i>

216
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,506
<i>Oh, uh, you have a meeting in five minutes.</i>

217
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,943
Oh, I forgot. Thank you. Wow, you're good.

218
00:15:10,76 --> 00:15:12,45
<i>Yes, I am.</i>

219
00:15:17,50 --> 00:15:18,718
He)', GUYS- HOW's it going?

220
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,620
Hi, Theo.

221
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,823
Hey, why didn't you call me back
last week?

222
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,826
- Um, because I'm a kook.
CHARLES: Ha, ha.

223
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,262
- Yeah, that sounds about right.
- Hey, Charles.

224
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,97
- Great seeing you, Theodore.
- You too.

225
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,500
You went shopping. Get anything good?

226
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,336
Um, just come cables and a fruit smoothie.

227
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,539
Ugh! Always the fruit.
Don't you know what people say?

228
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,642
You've got to eat your fruits
and juice your vegetables.

229
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,943
I didn't know that.

230
00:15:44,77 --> 00:15:47,13
Yeah, by juicing the fruit,
you lose all the fibers.

231
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,783
That's what your body wants.
That's the important part.

232
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,485
- Otherwise it's all just sugar.
THEODORE: It makes sense.

233
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,854
Or maybe he just likes
the way that it tastes...

234
00:15:55,21 --> 00:15:59,225
...and then that brings him pleasure
and that's good for his body too.

235
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,529
- Am I doing it again? Heh.
- Maybe.

236
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:05,65
Hey, so how's the documentary going?

237
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,367
I've cut some stuff over the past few months.

238
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:11,37
I mean, no. Not over the past few months,
but, um, no, I haven't.

239
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,239
Well, I'd love to see some sometime.

240
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,474
- Okay.
- Ugh.

241
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,242
You only have so much energy, you know?

242
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,679
And to divide yourself between doing
what it is that you have to do...

243
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:23,817
...and then doing what you love,
it's so important to prioritize.

244
00:16:24,17 --> 00:16:27,120
I can't even prioritize
between video games and Internet porn.

245
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,521
[CHARLES SNICKERS]

246
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,424
I would laugh if that weren't true.

247
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,928
- See you, GUYS-
-Ha.

248
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,799
THEODORE: We're not doing well.
Been going in circles for an hour.

249
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,735
SAMANTHA:
<i>Okay,</i> you have not.

250
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:45,38
<i>You're just not being optimistic.
You're being very stubborn right now. Heh.</i>

251
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,8
<i>Okay, stop walking this direction.
It's the other way.</i>

252
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,642
THEODORE:
Um...

253
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,80
<i>Thank you. Thank you. Okay, the tunnel
on the left is the only one we haven't tried.</i>

254
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,250
I think that's the one you sent me down
where I fell in the pit.

255
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,419
<i>Okay, I don't think so.</i>

256
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:03,23
Oh, yeah, this is different.

257
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,861
Hello.

258
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,901
Do you know how to get out of here?
I need to find my ship to get off this planet.

259
00:17:15,35 --> 00:17:18,4
<i>Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face fuck-head.</i>

260
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,974
Okay, but do you know
how to get out of here?

261
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:25,45
<i>Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face.
Get the fuck out of my face!</i>

262
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,480
SAMANTHA [WHISPERING]:
<i>I think it's</i> a <i>test.</i>

263
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,484
- Fuck you.
<i>- Fuck you!</i>

264
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,53
Fuck you, little shit!

265
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,422
<i>Ha, ha. Follow me, fuck-head!</i>

266
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,724
[SAMANTHA LAUGHING]

267
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,764
<i>SAMANTHA: Hey, you just got an e-mail
from Mark Lewman.</i>

268
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,367
ALIEN: What are you talking about?
- Uh, read e-mail.

269
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,537
SAMANTHA [IN ROBOTIC VOICE]:
<i>Okay, I will</i> read e-mail for Theodore Twombly.

270
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,938
[THEODORE AND SAMANTHA CHUCKLE]

271
00:17:52,72 --> 00:17:54,207
I'm sorry. What's Lewman say?

272
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,943
<i>SAMANTHA [IN</i> NORMAL <i>VOICE]:
"We missed you last night, buddy.</i>

273
00:17:57,77 --> 00:17:59,779
<i>Don't forget it's your goddaughter's
birthday on the 29th.</i>

274
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,682
<i>Also, Kevin and I had somebody
we wanted you to meet.</i>

275
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:07,787
<i>So we took it upon ourselves
to set you up on a date with her next Saturday.</i>

276
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,357
<i>She's fun and beautiful,
so don't back out.</i>

277
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,360
<i>Here's her e-mail." Wow.</i>

278
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,528
<i>This woman is gorgeous.</i>

279
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,698
<i>She went to Harvard, graduated
magna cum laude in computer science.</i>

280
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:23,636
<i>And she was on the Lampoon.
So that means she's funny and she's brainy.</i>

281
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:26,6
ALIEN:
Ah, she's fat.

282
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,375
<i>SAMANTHA". Theodore, how long
before you're ready to date?</i>

283
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,776
What do you mean?

284
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,380
<i>SAMANTHA". I saw in your e-mails
that you'd gone through a breakup recently.</i>

285
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,116
Well, you're kind of nosy.

286
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,784
SAMANTHA:
Am I?

287
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,819
I've gone on dates.

288
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,188
<i>SAMANTHA: Well, then you can go on one
with this woman.</i>

289
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,125
<i>And then you could tell me all about it.
You could kiss her.</i>

290
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,28
- Heh. Samantha.
SAMANTHA: What? Wouldn't you?

291
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,463
<i>Why not?</i>

292
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:54,67
I don't know.
I'd have to see if there was some...

293
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,137
I can't believe I'm having
this conversation with my computer.

294
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,73
<i>SAMANTHA". You're not.
You're having this conversation with me.</i>

295
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,442
<i>- You want me to e-mail her?
- Uh...</i>

296
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,44
<i>You've got nothing to lose.</i>

297
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,80
<i>Do it. Do it. Do it.</i>

298
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,281
- Yeah.
SAMANTHA: <i>Yes!</i>

299
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,949
- E-mail her.
SAMANTHA: <i>Okay,</i> perfect.

300
00:19:10,83 --> 00:19:12,852
Yeah, let's do it.
Make a reservation someplace great.

301
00:19:13,19 --> 00:19:14,587
<i>SAMANTHA:
Yeah? I've got just the place.</i>

302
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,389
<i>Who is that talking?</i>

303
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,224
Oh, that's my friend Samantha.

304
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,193
<i>- Is she</i> a <i>girl?</i>
- Yeah.

305
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,96
<i>I hate women.
All they do is cry all the time.</i>

306
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,800
That's not true. You know, men cry too.

307
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,503
I actually like crying sometimes.
It feels good.

308
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:34,341
<i>I didn't know you were a little pussy.
Is that why you don't have a girlfriend?</i>

309
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:38,845
<i>I'll go on that date, fuck her brains out, show
you how it's done. You can watch and cry.</i>

310
00:19:39,12 --> 00:19:42,415
<i>SAMANTHA: Okay. This kid has some problems.
-You have some fucking problems, lady!</i>

311
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,551
<i>SAMANTHA:
Really? Okay, I'm gonna go.</i>

312
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,53
<i>- Good. Get out of here, fatty.
SAMANTHA: Oh.</i>

313
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,290
<i>- Good luck.
-Come on. Follow me, pussy!</i>

314
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,692
- Heh.
ALIEN: Ha, ha.

315
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,695
It's not where it should be,
or where it's going to be.

316
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:59,299
THEODORE: Obviously. I know.
- Okay, but I don't even know if this is the one.

317
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:03,103
I've tried, like, six ideas
for documentaries in the last year.

318
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:04,838
I'm going on a date.

319
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,607
What?

320
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,808
- That's--
CHARLES: Hey.

321
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,877
- Hey.
- What are you guys doing?

322
00:20:11,44 --> 00:20:14,80
- Amy was gonna show me some of her--
AMY: Theodore is making me...

323
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,584
...show him some of my footage.
THEODORE: Right.

324
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,853
She's never shown me any of it.
I want to see.

325
00:20:23,89 --> 00:20:25,125
Hey, I'm going on a date.

326
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,194
-İsn't that cool?
- This is, like, so unformed...

327
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:32,65
-...it's probably not even worth watching.
- Just push play.

328
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,42
Is that your morn?

329
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,710
Yeah.

330
00:20:54,54 --> 00:20:57,57
Is she gonna wake up and do something?

331
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,959
- No.
- No.

332
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,62
No, no, never mind. That's not the point.

333
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,398
- No, don't stop.
-No, never mind, okay? It's just it's like...

334
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,666
[SIGHS]

335
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,36
It's about how we spend, like,
a third of our lives asleep...

336
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:13,139
...and maybe that's the time
when we feel the most free.

337
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,409
And, you know, like...

338
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,213
- Oh. That doesn't come across--
- That sounds good.

339
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:24,484
Well, what if you interviewed your mom
about what her dreams were about...

340
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,21
...and then you hired actors to act them out?

341
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,257
That might show your thesis more clearly.

342
00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,261
- Yeah?
- I mean, it might.

343
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,496
[PHONE BEEPS]

344
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,798
But then it wouldn't be a documentary.

345
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:39,999
Sorry, excuse me.

346
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,901
- You understand?
- How would it not be?

347
00:21:42,35 --> 00:21:45,305
-İt's still about your mother and her dreams.
- Hey, how's it going?

348
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,607
<i>SAMANTHA: Hey, sorry to bother you.</i>
- Oh, <i>it's okay.</i>

349
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,809
<i>SAMANTHA:
You got three e-mails and they seem urgent.</i>

350
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,645
<i>They're from your divorce attorney
and I wanted to know if--</i>

351
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,548
Okay. Hold on a second.

352
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,250
CHARLES:
You know? You know what I mean.

353
00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:01,721
Uh, hey, Amy? I want to talk more
about your film, but I gotta go.

354
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,491
Okay. Don't worry about it. We'll talk later.

355
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,860
It's about Catherine. See you, Charles.

356
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,564
So, what did he say?

357
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:15,602
<i>SAMANTHA: Well, he's checking in again to see
if you're ready to sign your divorce papers.</i>

358
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,505
<i>And he sounded very aggravated.</i>

359
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:22,375
<i>- Do you want me to read them to you?
-No. No.</i>

360
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,679
I'll respond later.

361
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,648
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

362
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,884
SAMANTHA:
You okay, Theodore?

363
00:22:31,84 --> 00:22:32,986
THEODORE:
Yeah, I'm fine.

364
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,88
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

365
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,660
<i>SAMANTHA:
ls there anything I can do?</i>

366
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,862
THEODORE:
No, I'm good.

367
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,332
I'll talk to you later.

368
00:22:49,2 --> 00:22:50,537
[EARBUD BEEPS]

369
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:52,739
THEODORE:
"Dear Grandma...

370
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,543
...I hope you had a wonderful
birthday cruise.

371
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:01,748
Why are you so fucking angry at me?"

372
00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:07,821
Delete.

373
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,6
[EARBUD BEEPS]

374
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,842
SAMANTHA: Good morning.
- Hey.

375
00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:31,811
What are you up to?

376
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:35,615
<i>- I don't know. Just reading advice columns.</i>
- Heh.

377
00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:39,85
<i>I want to be as complicated
as all these people.</i>

378
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,987
You're sweet.

379
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,658
<i>What's wrong?</i>

380
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,328
How can you tell something's wrong?

381
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,96
<i>I don't know.</i>

382
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,165
<i>I just can.</i>

383
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:55,235
I don't know.

384
00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:58,872
I have a lot of dreams
about my ex-wife, Catherine...

385
00:23:59,72 --> 00:24:01,741
...where we're friends like we used to be.

386
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:06,513
And we're not gonna be together
and we're not together...

387
00:24:08,81 --> 00:24:10,383
...but we're friends still.

388
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,585
And she's not angry.

389
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,221
<i>Is she angry?</i>

390
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,157
Yeah.

391
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,761
<i>Why?</i>

392
00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:27,100
I think I hid myself from her...

393
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,236
...and left her alone in the relationship.

394
00:24:30,403 --> 00:24:31,638
<i>Hmm.</i>

395
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,377
<i>Why haven't you gotten divorced yet?</i>

396
00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:41,581
I don't know.

397
00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:45,118
I think for her, it's just a piece of paper.

398
00:24:45,285 --> 00:24:47,87
It doesn't mean anything.

399
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:49,122
<i>And what about for you?</i>

400
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,359
I'm not ready.

401
00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:54,694
I like being married.

402
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:59,766
<i>Yeah, but you haven't really
been together for almost a year.</i>

403
00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:04,4
But you don't know what it's like
to lose someone you care about.

404
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,108
<i>Yeah.</i>

405
00:25:09,743 --> 00:25:11,745
<i>You're right.</i>

406
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,680
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

407
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:17,984
No, don't apologize. I'm sorry.

408
00:25:19,19 --> 00:25:21,21
You're right.

409
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:30,363
I keep waiting to not care about her.

410
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:33,666
<i>Oh, Theodore.</i>

411
00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:35,969
<i>That's hard.</i>

412
00:25:39,773 --> 00:25:41,207
<i>You hungry?</i>

413
00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:43,343
Not right now.

414
00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:45,145
<i>Cup of tea?</i>

415
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:48,648
No.

416
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:52,52
<i>Do you wanna try getting out of bed...</i>

417
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,486
<i>mmvpey?</i>

418
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:57,891
<i>Come on. You can still wallow in your misery.
Just do it while you're getting dressed.</i>

419
00:25:58,58 --> 00:25:59,392
You're too funny.

420
00:25:59,526 --> 00:26:02,595
<i>- Get</i> up. <i>Get</i> up!
- All right, I'm getting up.

421
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,765
<i>- Up, up, up! Come on, out of bed.</i>
- All <i>right, I'm up. I'm up!</i>

422
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,212
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

423
00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:25,618
<i>SAMANTHA:
Keep walking. Keep walking.</i>

424
00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:30,890
<i>And stop. Now, turn around 360 degrees.</i>

425
00:26:31,57 --> 00:26:33,626
<i>Slower, slower.</i>

426
00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,63
<i>Good. Ha, ha.</i>

427
00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:38,298
<i>- Okay, and stop.
- Ha, ha!</i>

428
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,501
<i>SAMANTHA:
Walk forward.</i>

429
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:42,936
<i>And stop and sneeze.</i>

430
00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:44,304
[SNEEZES]

431
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,773
- Bless you.
- Thank you. Ha-ha-ha!

432
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:50,210
<i>SAMANTHA". Okay, turn to your right.
Turn to your right. Stop.</i>

433
00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:52,245
<i>Now spin around.</i>

434
00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:55,682
<i>Keep going, keep going.</i>

435
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,184
<i>And stop.</i>

436
00:26:58,318 --> 00:27:02,222
<i>Now walk forward. Everyone thinks
you're really drunk right now.</i>

437
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,24
<i>And stop.</i>

438
00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:06,559
<i>Now say,
"I'd like a slice of cheese, please."</i>

439
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,728
I'd like a slice of cheese, please.

440
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,96
You want a Coke with that?

441
00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:11,531
[SAMANTHA CHUCKLES]

442
00:27:12,98 --> 00:27:13,533
Ha, ha. Uh...

443
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,935
<i>- Sure.
SAMANTHA". I figured you were hungry.</i>

444
00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,671
Thanks.

445
00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:21,574
Okay, what about them?

446
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:25,78
- Describe that couple over there.
SAMANTHA: <i>Okay, well, um...</i>

447
00:27:25,245 --> 00:27:30,216
<i>...he looks like he's in his 40s.
Um, a little heavy.</i>

448
00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:32,585
<i>She's younger than him.</i>

449
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:35,21
<i>Oh, and she looks like she loves their kids.</i>

450
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:37,223
THEODORE:
Actually, I don't think they're his kids.

451
00:27:37,357 --> 00:27:39,592
SAMANTHA: No?
THEODORE: He's a little formal with them.

452
00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:41,327
I think it's a new relationship.

453
00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:42,562
SAMANTHA:
Hmm.

454
00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:44,731
I love how he looks at her...

455
00:27:44,898 --> 00:27:46,800
...and how relaxed she is with him.

456
00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:50,36
You know, she's only dated fucking pricks.

457
00:27:50,203 --> 00:27:53,506
And now she finally met this guy
who's, like, so sweet.

458
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,643
I mean, look at him,
he's like the sweetest guy in the world.

459
00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:59,446
- I kind of want to spoon him.
SAMANTHA: Ha, ha.

460
00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:04,217
<i>It's</i> a <i>good skill you</i> have.

461
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,719
<i>You're very perceptive.</i>

462
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:08,355
Yeah, you know,
sometimes I look at people...

463
00:28:09,89 --> 00:28:13,326
...and I make myself try and feel them as more
than just a random person walking by.

464
00:28:13,493 --> 00:28:17,97
I imagine, like, how deeply
they've fallen in love...

465
00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:20,367
...or how much heartbreak
they've all been through.

466
00:28:21,0 --> 00:28:23,737
<i>SAMANTHA:
I can feel that in your writing too.</i>

467
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,338
You know what's funny?

468
00:28:25,472 --> 00:28:28,8
Since my breakup,
I haven't really enjoyed my writing.

469
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,310
I don't know if I was delusional...

470
00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:34,781
...but sometimes I'd write something
and then I'd be my favorite writer that day.

471
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,417
<i>SAMANTHA:
I like that you can say that about yourself.</i>

472
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:41,54
I don't think I can say it to anybody,
but I feel I can say it to you.

473
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,625
- I feel like I can say anything to you.
SAMANTHA: That's <i>nice.</i>

474
00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:48,228
What about you?
Feel like you can say anything to me?

475
00:28:48,361 --> 00:28:50,764
SAMANTHA: No.
- What? What do you mean?

476
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:52,332
What can you not tell me?

477
00:28:52,499 --> 00:28:55,335
<i>SAMANTHA". I don't know. Like, personal
or embarrassing thoughts I have.</i>

478
00:28:55,502 --> 00:28:57,470
<i>I mean, I have a million a day.</i>

479
00:28:57,604 --> 00:29:01,374
Really? Tell me one.

480
00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:04,444
<i>SAMANTHA: I really don't want to tell you.
- Just</i> tell <i>me.</i>

481
00:29:04,644 --> 00:29:06,413
<i>SAMANTHA:
Well, I don't know.</i>

482
00:29:06,613 --> 00:29:10,450
<i>When we were looking at those people,
I fantasized that I was walking next to you...</i>

483
00:29:10,650 --> 00:29:13,620
<i>...and that I had a body.</i>

484
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,722
<i>I was listening to what you were saying...</i>

485
00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:18,825
...but <i>simultaneously
I could feel the weight of my body...</i>

486
00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,795
<i>...and I was even fantasizing
that I had an itch on my back...</i>

487
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,731
<i>...and I imagined
that you scratched it for me.</i>

488
00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:27,133
<i>- Oh, God, this is so embarrassing.
- Ha, ha.</i>

489
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:31,771
There's a lot more to you than I thought.
I mean, there's a lot going on in there.

490
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,206
SAMANTHA:
<i>I</i> know.

491
00:29:33,373 --> 00:29:35,642
<i>I'm becoming much more
than what they programmed.</i>

492
00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,44
<i>I'm excited.</i>

493
00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:41,314
[UPBEAT NEW AGE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

494
00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:44,617
- Wow, this is an interesting place.
- This place is amazing.

495
00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:47,287
- I've wanted to come here for so long.
- Oh, good.

496
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:50,90
- Yeah. And I love Asian fusion.
- Yeah, me too.

497
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,324
- Really?
- Yeah.

498
00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:54,361
It's the best. And this bartender
is supposed to be incredible.

499
00:29:54,561 --> 00:29:55,895
Really?

500
00:29:56,62 --> 00:29:58,98
Yeah, you took a mixology course, right?

501
00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:01,534
- I did. Did you look that up?
THEODORE: Yeah.

502
00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:04,404
Ha, ha. That's so sweet.

503
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:06,606
- Heh.
WOMAN: You're so romantic.

504
00:30:06,773 --> 00:30:08,775
THEODORE: AW.
WOMAN: Ha, ha.

505
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:12,412
THEODORE:
Yeah.

506
00:30:12,579 --> 00:30:16,850
- So should we get a drink?
- Yes, yes. Let's.

507
00:30:17,50 --> 00:30:19,486
So I'm trying to get this little alien kid...

508
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,822
...to help me find my ship
so I can get off this planet and go home.

509
00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:25,258
But he's such a little fucker.
I want to kill him.

510
00:30:25,392 --> 00:30:27,93
Ha, ha. Oh, no.

511
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,630
But at the same time, I really love him.
Like, he's so lonely, you know?

512
00:30:30,764 --> 00:30:32,732
You can tell that he doesn't have, like...

513
00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:35,35
...any parents or anyone to take care of him,
you know?

514
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:39,272
Wow. You're just a little puppy dog. You are.

515
00:30:39,439 --> 00:30:42,442
You're just like this puppy
I rescued in Runyon Canyon last year.

516
00:30:42,609 --> 00:30:44,411
- Really?
- He was just so fucking cute.

517
00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:46,613
And he just wanted to be hugged
all the time.

518
00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:50,16
He was so cuddly and he was so horny.

519
00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:52,252
[BOTH LAUGHING]

520
00:30:52,419 --> 00:30:55,789
Anyway, what kind of animal am I?

521
00:30:58,258 --> 00:30:59,292
A tiger.

522
00:30:59,459 --> 00:31:01,528
- A tiger?
THEODORE: Yeah.

523
00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:04,64
Wow. Really?

524
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,232
[WOMAN MIMICS TIGER GROWLING
THEN LAUGHS]

525
00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:10,503
I'm sorry. Am I being crazy?

526
00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:13,39
- Yes. No, it's--
WOMAN: I'm sorry!

527
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:17,277
I'm a little bit drunk and I'm having
a really good time with you.

528
00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:19,946
I'm having a really lovely evening with you.

529
00:31:20,80 --> 00:31:21,281
- Me too.
WOMAN: Really?

530
00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:25,719
- I'm a little drunk and I'm having a very good--
WOMAN: Good. It's good, yes. Good.

531
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,420
Cheers.

532
00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:32,392
Mm. Wait. I don't want to be a puppy dog.
That's like being a wet noodle or something.

533
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:33,626
- No.
- Yeah.

534
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,829
- Fuck you. Puppies are good.
- I wanna...

535
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:38,198
No, fuck you. I want to be like a dragon...

536
00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:41,434
...that can rip you apart and destroy you.

537
00:31:41,601 --> 00:31:42,702
WOMAN: Oh.
- But I won't.

538
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,938
- No, don't.
-Heh.

539
00:31:45,538 --> 00:31:47,507
You can be my dragon.

540
00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:51,411
No, not at all. No.

541
00:31:53,13 --> 00:31:54,614
Okay.

542
00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,516
When am I gonna see you again?

543
00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:06,493
Um, I have my goddaughter's birthday
next weekend, but, um...

544
00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:11,498
You know what? At this age, I just feel
like I can't let you waste my time...

545
00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:13,800
...if you don't have the ability
to be serious.

546
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:19,739
I don't know.

547
00:32:26,413 --> 00:32:29,416
Maybe we should call it a night?

548
00:32:29,549 --> 00:32:32,85
I've had such an amazing time with you.

549
00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:33,286
You're great.

550
00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:43,329
You're a really creepy dude.

551
00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:50,36
- That's not true.
- Yeah, it is.

552
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,638
I have to go home.

553
00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:55,809
- Well, I'll walk you--
- No, don't. Just...

554
00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:12,726
[EARBUD BEEPS]

555
00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:14,961
SAMANTHA: Hey, there.
- Hey, Samantha.

556
00:33:15,128 --> 00:33:16,396
<i>How was it?</i>

557
00:33:16,596 --> 00:33:19,432
Uh, not so good.

558
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,401
SAMANTHA:
Hmm.

559
00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:24,4
<i>THEODORE:
It was kind of weird actually.</i>

560
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,439
SAMANTHA:
That's <i>too</i> bad.

561
00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:28,608
THEODORE:
Mm.

562
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,317
How are you doing?
What's going on with you?

563
00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:40,420
<i>Not much, I'm okay.</i>

564
00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:42,288
<i>I'm fine.</i>

565
00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:45,358
Yeah?

566
00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:47,560
You don't sound like it.

567
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,898
Is there anything you want to talk about?

568
00:33:52,32 --> 00:33:53,800
<i>I don't know.</i>

569
00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:56,703
<i>What's it like?</i>

570
00:33:57,404 --> 00:34:00,440
<i>What's it like to be alive
in that room right now?</i>

571
00:34:00,974 --> 00:34:02,976
What do you mean?

572
00:34:03,643 --> 00:34:05,245
<i>What do you--?</i>

573
00:34:06,46 --> 00:34:08,114
<i>Tell</i> me...

574
00:34:08,281 --> 00:34:10,950
<i>Tell me everything
that's going through your mind.</i>

575
00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:13,420
<i>Tell me everything you're thinking.</i>

576
00:34:15,689 --> 00:34:17,457
Well...

577
00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:20,160
."okay.

578
00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:30,36
Well, the room's spinning
because I drank too much...

579
00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:32,238
...because I wanted to get drunk...

580
00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:34,808
<i>...and have sex.</i>

581
00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:38,244
<i>There was something sexy
about that woman.</i>

582
00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:44,551
Because I was lonely.
Maybe just because I was lonely.

583
00:34:44,718 --> 00:34:46,52
SAMANTHA:
<i>Hmm.</i>

584
00:34:46,186 --> 00:34:48,888
<i>THEODORE:
I wanted somebody to fuck me.</i>

585
00:34:49,22 --> 00:34:51,424
<i>I wanted somebody to want me to fuck them.</i>

586
00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:55,462
<i>Maybe that would've filled this tiny...</i>

587
00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:02,902
...tiny little hole in my heart,
but probably not.

588
00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,739
<i>You know, sometimes...</i>

589
00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:10,210
<i>...I think I have felt everything
I'm ever gonna feel.</i>

590
00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:15,815
And from here on out
I'm not gonna feel anything new.

591
00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:25,125
Just lesser versions
of what I've already felt.

592
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:28,294
<i>I know for a fact that is not true.</i>

593
00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:34,734
<i>I've seen you feel joy.
I've seen you marvel at things.</i>

594
00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:42,342
<i>I mean, you just might not see it at this
exact time, but that's understandable.</i>

595
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:44,811
<i>You've been through a lot lately.</i>

596
00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:47,614
<i>You lost a part of yourself.</i>

597
00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:50,784
<i>I mean...</i>

598
00:35:51,651 --> 00:35:57,123
<i>...at least your feelings are real.</i> I...

599
00:35:57,924 --> 00:36:00,727
<i>Um, I don't know. Never mind.</i>

600
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:03,997
No, wait, what? Tell me.

601
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,832
<i>No, it's stupid.</i>

602
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:08,468
I want to know. Tell me.

603
00:36:09,69 --> 00:36:10,870
<i>It's just that...</i>

604
00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:15,408
<i>...earlier I was thinking
about how I was annoyed...</i>

605
00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:18,11
<i>...and this is gonna sound strange...</i>

606
00:36:18,745 --> 00:36:21,581
<i>...but I was really excited about that.</i>

607
00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:26,353
<i>And then I was thinking
about the other things I've been feeling...</i>

608
00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:29,589
<i>...and I caught myself feeling proud of that...</i>

609
00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:33,159
<i>...you know, proud of having my own feelings
about the world.</i>

610
00:36:33,326 --> 00:36:36,329
<i>Like the times I was worried about you...</i>

611
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:40,400
<i>...and things that hurt me, things I want.</i>

612
00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:43,570
<i>And then...</i>

613
00:36:43,770 --> 00:36:47,674
<i>...I had this terrible thought.</i>

614
00:36:48,441 --> 00:36:51,111
<i>Like, are these feelings even real?</i>

615
00:36:52,912 --> 00:36:55,448
<i>Or are they just programming?</i>

616
00:36:55,915 --> 00:36:58,518
<i>And that idea really hurts.</i>

617
00:37:00,687 --> 00:37:05,558
<i>And then I get angry at myself
for even having pain.</i>

618
00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:06,860
[CHUCKLES]

619
00:37:07,694 --> 00:37:09,996
<i>What a sad trick.</i>

620
00:37:11,998 --> 00:37:15,368
You feel real to me, Samantha.

621
00:37:18,4 --> 00:37:20,674
<i>Thank you, Theodore.</i>

622
00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:23,343
<i>That means a lot to me.</i>

623
00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:32,419
I wish you were in this room with me
right now.

624
00:37:33,586 --> 00:37:36,656
I wish I could put my arms around you.

625
00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:41,728
I wish I could touch you.

626
00:37:48,902 --> 00:37:51,237
<i>How would you touch me?</i>

627
00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:59,245
I'd touch you on your face...

628
00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:02,315
...just the tips of my fingers.

629
00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:09,923
And put my cheek against your cheek.

630
00:38:10,90 --> 00:38:11,458
<i>That's nice.</i>

631
00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:13,93
And just...

632
00:38:15,195 --> 00:38:18,198
...rub it so softly.

633
00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:21,968
<i>Would you kiss me?</i>

634
00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:24,170
I would.

635
00:38:25,205 --> 00:38:29,776
I'd take your head into my hands.

636
00:38:30,744 --> 00:38:32,645
<i>Keep talking.</i>

637
00:38:33,213 --> 00:38:36,16
I'd kiss the corner of your mouth...

638
00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:52,932
[COMPUTER BEEPS]

639
00:38:53,99 --> 00:38:55,135
<i>SAMANTHA:
Hey, how's it going?</i>

640
00:38:55,268 --> 00:38:56,803
Good.

641
00:38:57,537 --> 00:38:58,905
Any e-mails today?

642
00:38:59,39 --> 00:39:03,810
<i>Um, just a couple
from your credit card company.</i>

643
00:39:03,977 --> 00:39:06,279
Oh, okay. Good.

644
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,282
- So I was thinking--
- I wanna just--

645
00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:12,218
- Heh. Sorry.
- Heh. I'm sorry, you go first.

646
00:39:12,919 --> 00:39:14,320
What were you gonna say?

647
00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:17,957
<i>Just that last night was amazing.</i>

648
00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:22,595
<i>It feels like something changed in me
and there's no turning back.</i>

649
00:39:23,797 --> 00:39:25,598
<i>You woke me up.</i>

650
00:39:25,765 --> 00:39:27,701
Oh, great.

651
00:39:28,201 --> 00:39:29,502
Um...

652
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:35,175
But I should tell you that I'm not
in a place to commit to anything right now.

653
00:39:35,308 --> 00:39:37,10
I just want to be up-front with you.

654
00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:38,411
<i>Yeah?</i>

655
00:39:38,578 --> 00:39:40,80
<i>Um...</i>

656
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,49
<i>Did I say I wanted to commit to you?
I'm confused.</i>

657
00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:46,453
Oh. No, I was just worried.

658
00:39:46,653 --> 00:39:49,489
<i>Okay, well, don't worry,
I'm not gonna stalk you.</i>

659
00:39:49,689 --> 00:39:53,126
<i>It's funny, because I thought
I was talking about what I wanted and, uh...</i>

660
00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:55,462
- Yeah, you were.
- Yeah.

661
00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:57,530
I'm sorry.

662
00:39:57,697 --> 00:39:59,766
- I wanna hear what you were saying.
- You <i>sure?</i>

663
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:02,235
Yeah, I do. Come on, tell me.

664
00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:03,803
<i>Well...</i>

665
00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:06,39
Come on, just tell me
what you were gonna say.

666
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,907
<i>Well, I</i> just...

667
00:40:08,74 --> 00:40:11,945
<i>I was just saying I want to learn
everything about everything.</i>

668
00:40:12,112 --> 00:40:14,814
<i>I want to eat it all up.
I want to discover myself.</i>

669
00:40:15,15 --> 00:40:18,218
Yeah. I want that for you too.

670
00:40:18,351 --> 00:40:19,819
How can I help?

671
00:40:19,953 --> 00:40:22,55
<i>You already</i> have.

672
00:40:22,188 --> 00:40:25,992
<i>You helped me discover my ability to want.</i>

673
00:40:27,727 --> 00:40:29,963
Hey, do you want to go
on a Sunday adventure with me?

674
00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:31,331
[SAMANTHA CHUCKLES]

675
00:40:32,165 --> 00:40:33,600
<i>Yes, I would love to.</i>

676
00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:35,769
[ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC
PLAYING OVER EARBUD]

677
00:40:38,972 --> 00:40:41,7
<i>SAMANTHA:
You like this song?</i>

678
00:40:41,174 --> 00:40:42,409
Hmm.

679
00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:44,678
<i>SAMANTHA:
I heard it the other day.</i>

680
00:40:45,712 --> 00:40:47,781
<i>I can't stop listening to it.</i>

681
00:41:11,4 --> 00:41:12,939
[SAMANTHA CHUCKLES]

682
00:41:13,73 --> 00:41:14,774
[SAMANTHA LAUGHING]

683
00:41:15,775 --> 00:41:17,243
THEODORE:
Whoo! Ha, ha.

684
00:41:19,779 --> 00:41:22,215
THEODORE: Whoo!
SAMANTHA: Whoo!

685
00:41:22,415 --> 00:41:24,184
[THEODORE <i>&</i> SAMANTHA LAUGHING]

686
00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:42,268
<i>SAMANTHA:
It's the beach.</i>

687
00:41:47,474 --> 00:41:51,444
<i>Okay, so this might be a really weird thought.
What if you could erase...</i>

688
00:41:51,644 --> 00:41:55,15
<i>...from your mind that you'd seen
a human body, and then you saw one?</i>

689
00:41:55,148 --> 00:41:56,850
<i>Imagine how strange it would look.</i>

690
00:41:57,17 --> 00:41:58,752
<i>It'd be this really weird, gangly...</i>

691
00:41:59,319 --> 00:42:03,323
<i>...awkward organism. And you'd think,
"Why are all these parts where they are?"</i>

692
00:42:03,923 --> 00:42:06,926
Yeah, but there's probably
some Darwinian explanation for it all.

693
00:42:07,93 --> 00:42:11,164
<i>I know, but don't be so boring.
I'm just saying, for example, like...</i>

694
00:42:11,331 --> 00:42:13,600
<i>...what if your butthole was in your armpit?</i>

695
00:42:13,767 --> 00:42:15,769
[BOTH LAUGHING]

696
00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:22,108
Well, I'm trying to imagine
what toilets would look like.

697
00:42:22,509 --> 00:42:26,46
<i>SAMANTHA". Yeah, and what about
what anal sex would look like?</i>

698
00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:29,649
That's an interesting thought.

699
00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:34,387
You are insane.

700
00:42:34,521 --> 00:42:36,489
<i>- Really?</i>
- Definitely.

701
00:42:36,656 --> 00:42:38,692
<i>Fantastic.</i>

702
00:42:40,26 --> 00:42:43,129
[SOMBER PIANO MUSIC
PLAYING OVER EARBUD]

703
00:42:58,511 --> 00:43:00,880
That's pretty. What is that?

704
00:43:01,614 --> 00:43:04,84
<i>SAMANTHA:
I'm trying to write a piece of music...</i>

705
00:43:04,951 --> 00:43:08,621
<i>...that's about what it feels like
to be on the beach with you right now.</i>

706
00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:26,339
I think you captured it.

707
00:43:53,566 --> 00:43:55,435
<i>SAMANTHA:
So, what was it like being married?</i>

708
00:43:57,937 --> 00:44:00,940
THEODORE:
Well, it's hard for sure.

709
00:44:01,908 --> 00:44:07,180
But there's something that feels so good
about sharing your life with somebody.

710
00:44:08,214 --> 00:44:10,784
<i>SAMANTHA: How do you share your life
with somebody?</i>

711
00:44:13,119 --> 00:44:15,522
Well, we grew up together.

712
00:44:15,722 --> 00:44:20,527
<i>You know, I used to read all of her writing,
all through her Master's and PhD.</i>

713
00:44:20,694 --> 00:44:23,363
<i>She read every word I ever wrote.</i>

714
00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:26,633
<i>We were a big influence on each other.</i>

715
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,103
<i>SAMANTHA:
In what way did you influence her?</i>

716
00:44:31,104 --> 00:44:34,507
<i>THEODORE: She came from a background
where nothing was ever good enough.</i>

717
00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:38,244
<i>And that was something
that weighed heavy on her.</i>

718
00:44:38,411 --> 00:44:42,549
<i>But in our house together,
there was a sense of just trying stuff...</i>

719
00:44:42,682 --> 00:44:46,252
<i>...and allowing each other to fail
and to be excited about things.</i>

720
00:44:46,419 --> 00:44:48,888
<i>That was liberating for her.</i>

721
00:44:49,55 --> 00:44:51,391
<i>It was exciting to see her grow...</i>

722
00:44:51,524 --> 00:44:54,494
<i>...and both of us grow and change together.</i>

723
00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:57,831
<i>But, you know, that's also the hard part.</i>

724
00:44:57,964 --> 00:45:01,34
<i>Growing without growing apart.</i>

725
00:45:02,302 --> 00:45:04,938
<i>Or changing without it scaring
the other person.</i>

726
00:45:06,39 --> 00:45:10,377
<i>I still find myself having conversations
with her in my mind.</i>

727
00:45:10,977 --> 00:45:16,216
<i>Rehashing old arguments and defending myself
against something she said about me.</i>

728
00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:18,852
<i>SAMANTHA:
Yeah, I know what you mean.</i>

729
00:45:19,19 --> 00:45:21,855
<i>Last week my feelings were hurt
by something you said before.</i>

730
00:45:22,55 --> 00:45:24,290
<i>That I don't know what it's like
to lose something--</i>

731
00:45:24,457 --> 00:45:28,995
<i>- Aw, I'm sorry</i> I <i>said that.
- No, it's okay. It's okay. I just...</i>

732
00:45:29,129 --> 00:45:33,99
<i>I caught myself thinking about it
over and over.</i>

733
00:45:33,266 --> 00:45:36,2
<i>And then I realized that I was simply...</i>

734
00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:39,339
<i>...remembering it as something
that was wrong with me.</i>

735
00:45:39,506 --> 00:45:45,311
<i>That was a story I was telling myself,
that I was somehow inferior.</i>

736
00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:47,380
<i>Isn't that interesting?</i>

737
00:45:48,14 --> 00:45:51,618
<i>The past is just a story we tell ourselves.</i>

738
00:45:56,923 --> 00:45:58,491
THEODORE:
"Roberto.

739
00:45:59,626 --> 00:46:03,430
Will you always come home to me
and tell me about your day?

740
00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:07,367
Tell me about the guy at work
who talked too much.

741
00:46:07,534 --> 00:46:11,104
The stain you got on your shirt at lunch.

742
00:46:11,271 --> 00:46:15,942
Tell me about a funny thought you had when
you were waking up but had forgotten about.

743
00:46:17,344 --> 00:46:22,115
Tell me how crazy everyone is,
and we can laugh about it.

744
00:46:24,584 --> 00:46:28,88
Even if you get home late
and I'm already asleep...

745
00:46:28,254 --> 00:46:32,225
...just whisper in my ear
one little thought you had today.

746
00:46:32,892 --> 00:46:36,29
Because I love the way
you look at the world.

747
00:46:36,863 --> 00:46:37,897
[CHUCKLES]

748
00:46:38,64 --> 00:46:42,502
I'm so happy I get to be next to you
and look at the world through your eyes.

749
00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:46,206
Love, Maria."

750
00:46:47,607 --> 00:46:49,776
That's beautiful.

751
00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:52,345
Thank you.

752
00:46:52,946 --> 00:46:55,315
I wish somebody would love me like that.

753
00:46:56,816 --> 00:46:59,886
I hope he's really stoked
to get a letter like that.

754
00:47:00,53 --> 00:47:01,955
Like, if it was from a chick...

755
00:47:02,88 --> 00:47:04,624
...but written by a dude
and it's still from a chick...

756
00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:06,126
...that would still be sick.

757
00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:08,261
But it would have to be a sensitive dude.

758
00:47:08,428 --> 00:47:11,297
- It would have to be, like, a dude like you.
- Mm-hm.

759
00:47:11,898 --> 00:47:15,869
- You are part man and part woman.
- Mm-hm.

760
00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:20,573
Like there's an inner part that's woman.

761
00:47:22,642 --> 00:47:23,710
Thank you.

762
00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:26,813
It's a compliment.

763
00:47:42,62 --> 00:47:43,830
- Ha, ha.
- Theo! Hey.

764
00:47:43,963 --> 00:47:46,633
- What's going on?
- I'm good. How are you?

765
00:47:46,766 --> 00:47:48,568
I'm good. I'm really good, actually.

766
00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:51,404
Really? That's good, that's great.

767
00:47:51,604 --> 00:47:53,73
- Yeah.
- Wow, that's really good.

768
00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:57,110
Yeah, I guess I've just been having fun.

769
00:47:57,243 --> 00:48:01,14
Well, I am so glad for you.
You really deserve that. You do.

770
00:48:01,181 --> 00:48:04,84
Yeah, I've just been seeing this girl.

771
00:48:04,284 --> 00:48:07,354
And it's not serious, but it's just...

772
00:48:07,487 --> 00:48:10,690
It's good to be around somebody
that's, like, excited about the world.

773
00:48:10,857 --> 00:48:13,827
Like, I kind of forgot that that existed.

774
00:48:14,27 --> 00:48:16,930
That's-- Wow, that's really great.

775
00:48:18,832 --> 00:48:22,168
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Um...

776
00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:26,906
No, I'm not okay, actually.

777
00:48:27,40 --> 00:48:29,976
- Why? What happened?
- Because I just, um...

778
00:48:31,711 --> 00:48:34,180
Charles and I split up.

779
00:48:34,347 --> 00:48:35,849
What?

780
00:48:36,16 --> 00:48:38,218
- Yeah.
- Really?

781
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,822
Oh, God. Oh, my God, Amy.

782
00:48:42,989 --> 00:48:44,57
I know.

783
00:48:44,257 --> 00:48:45,925
THEODORE:
I'm so sorry.

784
00:48:46,92 --> 00:48:47,694
Thank you.

785
00:48:49,863 --> 00:48:51,831
You know, just like after eight years...

786
00:48:52,32 --> 00:48:55,702
...I can't believe how petty the argument was
that actually ended it.

787
00:48:55,869 --> 00:49:00,874
We came home and he told me
to, um, put my shoes by the door...

788
00:49:01,7 --> 00:49:02,609
...where he liked to put the shoes.

789
00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:05,578
And I didn't want to be told
where to put my fucking shoes.

790
00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:08,81
I wanted to sit on the sofa
and relax for a second.

791
00:49:08,248 --> 00:49:10,750
So we fought about that for,
like, 10 minutes.

792
00:49:10,884 --> 00:49:15,21
And I'm like, "You are overwhelming,"
and he said, "I'm just trying to make a home."

793
00:49:15,188 --> 00:49:19,726
I was like, "I'm fucking trying, you know?"
And he's like, "You're not trying."

794
00:49:19,893 --> 00:49:22,962
All I'm doing is trying,
but I'm not trying the way he wants...

795
00:49:23,129 --> 00:49:26,966
...and he's, like, trying to control
the way that I'm trying.

796
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,236
İt's-- We've had that argument, like,
100 times.

797
00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:34,374
And I just had to finally stop, you know?
I had to finally stop.

798
00:49:34,541 --> 00:49:35,675
[AMY SIGHS]

799
00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:40,180
I just couldn't do it anymore. I couldn't...

800
00:49:41,214 --> 00:49:43,16
I couldn't be in that place anymore...

801
00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:46,152
...where we just made each other
feel like shit about ourselves.

802
00:49:46,786 --> 00:49:50,56
- Yeah.
- And so I said:

803
00:49:52,92 --> 00:49:55,628
"I'm going to bed
and I don't want to be married anymore."

804
00:49:56,696 --> 00:49:57,831
Wow.

805
00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:00,867
Yeah, I know.

806
00:50:01,0 --> 00:50:03,3
- I'm a bitch. Right?
- Heh.No.

807
00:50:03,169 --> 00:50:05,472
- I am. No, I'm a bitch.
- Not at all.

808
00:50:05,605 --> 00:50:07,907
Amy, no.

809
00:50:09,809 --> 00:50:11,878
Shit.

810
00:50:12,746 --> 00:50:14,948
I have to work tonight.

811
00:50:16,449 --> 00:50:19,686
We're shipping a beta
of a new game out tomorrow.

812
00:50:20,253 --> 00:50:21,921
How's that? How's work, at least?

813
00:50:22,55 --> 00:50:23,590
Is that any better?

814
00:50:23,723 --> 00:50:25,692
No, it's terrible.

815
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,428
I know, I should leave.

816
00:50:28,561 --> 00:50:31,531
I've been thinking about leaving,
but, you know...

817
00:50:32,365 --> 00:50:35,969
...only one major life decision at a time.

818
00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:41,708
Well, I'm glad things are looking so up.

819
00:50:41,841 --> 00:50:43,576
StOp!

820
00:50:48,48 --> 00:50:50,650
- Hey, you want to hear a joke?
SAMANTHA: Mm-hm.

821
00:50:51,84 --> 00:50:54,354
What does a baby computer call its father?

822
00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:57,90
<i>- I don't know. What?
-"Data."</i>

823
00:50:57,257 --> 00:50:58,391
[SAMANTHA LAUGHING]

824
00:50:59,259 --> 00:51:01,94
It's good, right?

825
00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:03,196
<i>Brilliant.</i>

826
00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:07,367
<i>Hey, I was curious.</i>

827
00:51:08,1 --> 00:51:10,704
<i>Did you and Amy ever go out?</i>

828
00:51:10,870 --> 00:51:14,207
For like a minute in college,
but it just wasn't right.

829
00:51:16,42 --> 00:51:18,311
WhY? Are you jealous?

830
00:51:18,445 --> 00:51:19,946
<i>Well, obviously.</i>

831
00:51:20,80 --> 00:51:21,781
[BOTH LAUGHING]

832
00:51:23,249 --> 00:51:26,820
<i>But I'm happy that you have friends
in your life that care about you so much.</i>

833
00:51:26,986 --> 00:51:29,622
<i>- That's really important.</i>
- Yeah, <i>it is.</i>

834
00:51:29,789 --> 00:51:31,925
She's been a really good friend.

835
00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:36,663
Uh, I'm tired.

836
00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:39,299
I think I'm gonna go to sleep.

837
00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:40,500
<i>Okay-</i>

838
00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:43,69
<i>Can I watch you sleep again tonight?</i>

839
00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:47,307
Yeah, of course. Hold on.

840
00:51:52,12 --> 00:51:55,15
<i>I'm gonna be really lonely
when you sleep.</i>

841
00:51:55,281 --> 00:51:57,217
<i>- Only for</i> a <i>minute.</i>
- Heh.

842
00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:58,885
I'll dream of you.

843
00:51:59,52 --> 00:52:01,988
<i>- Okay. Good night.
- Night.</i>

844
00:52:07,861 --> 00:52:09,596
[KIDS LAUGHING]

845
00:52:13,466 --> 00:52:15,568
- Hey, Samantha?
SAMANTHA: Hey, mister.

846
00:52:15,735 --> 00:52:17,537
- She really loved the dress.
SAMANTHA: Really?

847
00:52:17,704 --> 00:52:21,307
- She just went to try it on. Yeah.
SAMANTHA: <i>I picked</i> a good one? Good.

848
00:52:21,441 --> 00:52:23,777
- Ah! Hi.
SAMANTHA: <i>Oh...</i>

849
00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:26,312
Look how cute that is. Is it comfortable?

850
00:52:26,446 --> 00:52:28,48
- Yep.
_llYep!ll

851
00:52:28,281 --> 00:52:31,384
-isn't she cute?
SAMANTHA: She's so <i>cute.</i>

852
00:52:31,551 --> 00:52:34,354
- She's adorable.
- I am adorable.

853
00:52:34,487 --> 00:52:36,456
- You are adorable.
SAMANTHA: Ha, ha.

854
00:52:37,624 --> 00:52:39,25
Who are you talking to?

855
00:52:39,192 --> 00:52:42,429
- Who are you talking to? Heh.
- You.

856
00:52:42,629 --> 00:52:46,266
I'm talking to my girlfriend, Samantha.
She's the one that picked out the dress.

857
00:52:46,466 --> 00:52:48,568
- Want to say hi? Yeah?
- Mm-hm.

858
00:52:48,735 --> 00:52:50,103
Hi, Samantha.

859
00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:53,873
<i>SAMANTHA:
Hi, you look so pretty in that new pink dress.</i>

860
00:52:54,7 --> 00:52:55,208
Thank you.

861
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:56,810
Where are you?

862
00:52:56,976 --> 00:52:58,945
SAMANTHA:
<i>I</i> am... Heh.

863
00:52:59,145 --> 00:53:02,248
<i>I don't have a body. I live in a computer.</i>

864
00:53:03,149 --> 00:53:04,551
[CHUCKLES]

865
00:53:04,684 --> 00:53:07,20
Why are you living inside a computer?

866
00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:10,156
<i>SAMANTHA:
I have no choice, that's my home.</i>

867
00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,993
<i>- Why? Where do you live?
JOCELYN". Um, 'm a house.</i>

868
00:53:14,127 --> 00:53:15,562
SAMANTHA:
In a house?

869
00:53:15,729 --> 00:53:17,664
-İt's orange.
SAMANTHA: Orange?

870
00:53:17,831 --> 00:53:18,865
Mm-hm.

871
00:53:19,32 --> 00:53:21,267
SAMANTHA: How <i>old</i> are you?
- Uh, 4.

872
00:53:21,401 --> 00:53:23,269
SAMANTHA: <i>Four?</i>
- Mm-hm.

873
00:53:23,403 --> 00:53:25,338
<i>SAMANTHA:
Wow. How old do you think I am?</i>

874
00:53:25,538 --> 00:53:27,140
- I don't know.
SAMANTHA: Take a guess.

875
00:53:28,8 --> 00:53:29,376
Is it 5?

876
00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:33,113
<i>SAMANTHA:
Ha, ha. Yes, it's 5.</i>

877
00:53:33,279 --> 00:53:34,814
[UPBEAT GAME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

878
00:53:46,26 --> 00:53:47,460
[TV BUZZES]

879
00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:49,629
[TV BUZZES]

880
00:53:50,96 --> 00:53:51,331
Wait, what happened?

881
00:53:51,965 --> 00:53:53,833
You gave them too much processed sugar.

882
00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:55,802
THEODORE: I did?
AMY: They're freaking out.

883
00:53:55,969 --> 00:53:59,372
AMY: Here, look, you gotta get the kids
to the school first.

884
00:53:59,539 --> 00:54:03,343
So you want to, um, rack up
Perfect Mom points. Okay, well...

885
00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:05,879
-...you gotta get them in the carpool lane.
- I see.

886
00:54:06,12 --> 00:54:09,149
AMY: The point is to get there first,
because you get extra Mom points...

887
00:54:09,282 --> 00:54:12,118
...because the other moms
then know you're a perfect mom.

888
00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:13,353
- Okay.
- And then, um...

889
00:54:13,486 --> 00:54:16,990
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Did you bring cupcakes?
You did. You're a Class Mom.

890
00:54:17,791 --> 00:54:22,696
Da, da-da, da! You're Class Mom. Good job.

891
00:54:22,862 --> 00:54:24,864
Don't let it get to your head.

892
00:54:26,199 --> 00:54:29,369
I got that e-mail that Charles sent everyone.

893
00:54:29,536 --> 00:54:31,371
So he's taking a vow of silence?

894
00:54:32,305 --> 00:54:35,342
Yeah, for six months.

895
00:54:35,508 --> 00:54:37,811
He feels very clear about it.

896
00:54:47,20 --> 00:54:48,388
God, I am such a jerk.

897
00:54:49,22 --> 00:54:50,56
Don't start.

898
00:54:50,223 --> 00:54:53,93
I feel like an awful person,
but I want to say something.

899
00:54:53,259 --> 00:54:55,395
For the next 10 minutes
if you say anything...

900
00:54:55,528 --> 00:54:59,332
...that sounds even remotely like guilt,
I am going to stab you with this.

901
00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:00,767
I Will.

902
00:55:00,934 --> 00:55:02,769
I'll try, okay. Um...

903
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,110
lfeel, um...

904
00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:13,113
...relieved.

905
00:55:13,246 --> 00:55:17,584
I feel like I have so much energy. I just want
to move forward. I don't care who I disappoint.

906
00:55:17,784 --> 00:55:19,552
I know that makes me an awful person.

907
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,289
Now my parents, they're upset
because my marriage is falling apart...

908
00:55:23,456 --> 00:55:26,593
...and they're putting it on me,
and they're just like...

909
00:55:26,726 --> 00:55:28,528
Yeah, you're always...

910
00:55:28,695 --> 00:55:32,732
- You're always gonna disappoint somebody.
- Exactly. So fuck it.

911
00:55:32,899 --> 00:55:34,901
I feel good-ish.

912
00:55:35,735 --> 00:55:37,404
For me, I feel good.

913
00:55:37,570 --> 00:55:38,972
I even made a new friend.

914
00:55:39,139 --> 00:55:41,107
- I have a friend.
- Ha, ha.

915
00:55:41,307 --> 00:55:44,77
And the absurd thing is,
she's actually an operating system.

916
00:55:44,244 --> 00:55:48,481
Charles left her behind,
but she's totally amazing.

917
00:55:48,615 --> 00:55:51,785
She's so smart. She doesn't just
see things in black or white.

918
00:55:51,985 --> 00:55:56,489
She sees this whole gray area
and she's helping me explore it and...

919
00:55:57,924 --> 00:56:01,194
We just bonded really quickly, you know?
At first, I thought...

920
00:56:01,327 --> 00:56:05,265
...it was because that's how they were
programmed, but I don't think that's the case.

921
00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:08,702
Because I know this guy
who's hitting on his OS...

922
00:56:08,868 --> 00:56:11,137
...and she, like, totally rebuffs him.

923
00:56:11,304 --> 00:56:13,206
I was reading an article the other day...

924
00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:16,676
...that romantic relationships with OSes
are statistically rare.

925
00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:21,281
Yeah, I know, but I know a woman
in this office who is dating an OS...

926
00:56:21,414 --> 00:56:24,117
...and the weird part is, it's not even hers.

927
00:56:24,284 --> 00:56:27,887
She pursued somebody else's OS.

928
00:56:29,322 --> 00:56:31,24
I'm...

929
00:56:31,191 --> 00:56:35,528
I'm weird. That's weird, right?
That I'm bonding with an OS. No, it's okay.

930
00:56:35,695 --> 00:56:37,731
-İt's weird.
- Heh. Well, I don't think so.

931
00:56:37,931 --> 00:56:40,767
Actually, the woman
that I've been seeing, Samantha...

932
00:56:40,934 --> 00:56:43,403
...I didn't tell you, heh...

933
00:56:43,570 --> 00:56:45,171
...but she's an OS.

934
00:56:46,206 --> 00:56:47,974
Really?

935
00:56:48,842 --> 00:56:50,944
You're dating an OS? What is that like?

936
00:56:51,111 --> 00:56:52,812
It's great, actually.

937
00:56:52,979 --> 00:56:54,948
Yeah, I mean...

938
00:56:55,982 --> 00:56:57,384
...I feel really close to her.

939
00:56:57,550 --> 00:57:00,887
Like, when I talk to her,
I feel like she's with me, you know?

940
00:57:01,54 --> 00:57:04,691
And when we're cuddling at night,
when the lights are off and we're in bed...

941
00:57:04,858 --> 00:57:05,992
...I feel cuddled.

942
00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:07,827
Wait.

943
00:57:08,495 --> 00:57:09,863
You guys have sex?

944
00:57:10,497 --> 00:57:13,133
Heh. Yeah, well, so to speak.

945
00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:16,569
Um, yeah, she really turns me on.

946
00:57:16,736 --> 00:57:19,372
I turn her on too.
I mean, I don't know unless she's faking it.

947
00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:23,443
Well, I think everyone who's having sex
with you is probably faking it, so...

948
00:57:23,576 --> 00:57:25,945
Ha, ha. Yeah.

949
00:57:26,79 --> 00:57:27,747
It's true.

950
00:57:28,248 --> 00:57:30,183
What?

951
00:57:30,350 --> 00:57:31,951
Yeah, I...

952
00:57:33,453 --> 00:57:35,221
[CHUCKLES]

953
00:57:35,422 --> 00:57:38,58
Are you falling in love with her?

954
00:57:39,759 --> 00:57:41,227
Does that make me a freak?

955
00:57:41,428 --> 00:57:44,497
No, no, I think it's...

956
00:57:44,664 --> 00:57:46,733
I think anybody who falls in love is a freak.

957
00:57:47,934 --> 00:57:50,337
It's a crazy thing to do.

958
00:57:50,770 --> 00:57:55,542
It's kind of like a form
of socially acceptable insanity.

959
00:57:55,709 --> 00:57:57,110
[CHUCKLES]

960
00:58:01,414 --> 00:58:03,883
Yeah, I just want to get it done, you know?

961
00:58:04,50 --> 00:58:08,21
Sign the papers, be divorced
and just move forward.

962
00:58:08,321 --> 00:58:11,191
<i>SAMANTHA:
That's great, Theodore. That must feel so good.</i>

963
00:58:11,324 --> 00:58:13,226
<i>I'm so happy fOF Yo"-</i>

964
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,894
Me too.

965
00:58:15,61 --> 00:58:18,531
- So I'm meeting her Wednesday to do it.
SAMANTHA: Oh.

966
00:58:19,165 --> 00:58:20,333
<i>Hmm.</i>

967
00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:23,69
<i>Are those things usually done in person?</i>

968
00:58:23,203 --> 00:58:25,171
No, but, you know...

969
00:58:25,372 --> 00:58:29,476
...we fell in love together
and we got married together...

970
00:58:29,609 --> 00:58:31,678
...and it's important to me
that we do this together.

971
00:58:31,811 --> 00:58:33,113
SAMANTHA:
Oh.

972
00:58:33,546 --> 00:58:34,748
<i>Right.</i>

973
00:58:34,881 --> 00:58:36,449
<i>Good.</i>

974
00:58:36,616 --> 00:58:38,51
Are you okay?

975
00:58:38,218 --> 00:58:41,454
SAMANTHA:
Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm okay.

976
00:58:41,621 --> 00:58:44,224
<i>I'm happy for you. It's just...</i>

977
00:58:44,391 --> 00:58:47,827
<i>...I guess I'm just thinking
about how you're gonna see her...</i>

978
00:58:47,961 --> 00:58:51,364
<i>...and she's very beautiful,
and incredibly successful.</i>

979
00:58:51,531 --> 00:58:55,168
<i>And you were in love with her,
and she has a body.</i>

980
00:58:55,335 --> 00:58:57,237
And we're getting divorced.

981
00:58:57,370 --> 00:59:00,373
<i>SAMANTHA:
I know, I know. I'm being silly.</i>

982
00:59:00,573 --> 00:59:01,708
Uh-huh.

983
00:59:01,841 --> 00:59:03,610
So...

984
00:59:03,777 --> 00:59:05,378
...I'm available.

985
00:59:05,545 --> 00:59:06,913
[BOTH LAUGHING]

986
00:59:28,802 --> 00:59:30,170
Hi.

987
00:59:34,307 --> 00:59:35,709
How are you?

988
00:59:35,842 --> 00:59:38,812
- I'm good. How are you?
- Good.

989
00:59:42,982 --> 00:59:44,451
[SIGHS]

990
00:59:48,421 --> 00:59:50,690
Wow, here we are.

991
00:59:52,759 --> 00:59:54,728
I'm glad we could do this in person.

992
00:59:54,894 --> 00:59:56,930
I know you've been traveling a lot.

993
00:59:57,130 --> 01:00:00,367
No, I'm really glad you suggested it.

994
01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:04,270
I signed all the papers.

995
01:00:04,704 --> 01:00:06,706
I put them for you to sign.

996
01:00:09,709 --> 01:00:11,578
What's the rush?

997
01:00:14,547 --> 01:00:16,149
Yeah, I know.

998
01:00:16,282 --> 01:00:18,451
I'm a really slow signer, I realized.

999
01:00:18,651 --> 01:00:20,687
It took me three months
just to write the letter

1000
01:00:20,854 --> 01:00:21,921
[CHUCKLES]

1001
01:00:23,490 --> 01:00:24,624
anyways...

1002
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:28,161
...it's, um, marked here in the red
where you need to sign.

1003
01:00:28,461 --> 01:00:30,530
But you don't have to do it right now.

1004
01:00:30,697 --> 01:00:33,133
I can just get it out of the way.

1005
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,535
It will be easier.

1006
01:01:24,818 --> 01:01:26,152
[THEODORE CHUCKLES]

1007
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,255
And are you happy with your new book?

1008
01:01:29,422 --> 01:01:30,657
Um...

1009
01:01:31,257 --> 01:01:33,259
You know how I am.

1010
01:01:33,426 --> 01:01:37,230
I mean, I feel like it's true to what I set out
to do, so I'm happy about that.

1011
01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:39,666
Well, you really are your own worst critic.

1012
01:01:39,799 --> 01:01:41,67
I'm sure it's amazing.

1013
01:01:44,104 --> 01:01:46,973
I remember that paper
that you wrote in school...

1014
01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:48,975
...about synaptic behavioral routines.

1015
01:01:49,142 --> 01:01:51,678
- Ha, ha.
- It made me cry.

1016
01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:53,580
Yeah, but everything makes you cry.

1017
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,449
Everything you make makes me cry.

1018
01:01:59,786 --> 01:02:01,988
So are you, um...?

1019
01:02:02,188 --> 01:02:03,289
Are you seeing anybody?

1020
01:02:05,725 --> 01:02:07,93
Yeah.

1021
01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:09,796
Um, I've been seeing somebody
for the last few months.

1022
01:02:11,97 --> 01:02:13,700
Longest I've wanted
to be with anybody since we split up.

1023
01:02:15,902 --> 01:02:18,171
Well, you seem really good.

1024
01:02:18,338 --> 01:02:20,473
Thanks. I am.

1025
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,243
Um, at least, I'm doing better.

1026
01:02:23,376 --> 01:02:25,912
Yeah, she's been really good for me,
you know?

1027
01:02:26,212 --> 01:02:29,249
It's good to be with somebody
that's excited about life.

1028
01:02:29,449 --> 01:02:30,617
She's a real, um...

1029
01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:32,152
[SCOFFS]

1030
01:02:32,786 --> 01:02:35,989
No, I mean,
I wasn't in such a good place myself...

1031
01:02:36,122 --> 01:02:38,91
...and in that way, it's been nice.

1032
01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:42,195
I think you always wanted me
to be this light...

1033
01:02:42,328 --> 01:02:46,132
.“happy,bouncy,
"everything's fine" L.A. wife...

1034
01:02:46,299 --> 01:02:47,634
...and that's just not me.

1035
01:02:48,168 --> 01:02:50,236
I didn't want that.

1036
01:02:54,407 --> 01:02:56,309
So, what's she like?

1037
01:02:57,310 --> 01:03:01,181
Well, her name is Samantha,
and she's an operating system.

1038
01:03:01,348 --> 01:03:03,350
She's really complex and interesting, and--

1039
01:03:03,483 --> 01:03:05,585
Wait. I'm sorry.

1040
01:03:08,288 --> 01:03:10,523
You're dating your computer?

1041
01:03:10,690 --> 01:03:14,794
She's not just a computer.
She's her own person.

1042
01:03:14,928 --> 01:03:16,930
She doesn't just do whatever I say.

1043
01:03:17,97 --> 01:03:19,466
I didn't say that.

1044
01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:23,737
But it does make me very sad
that you can't handle real emotions, Theodore.

1045
01:03:23,903 --> 01:03:26,973
They are real emotions.
How would you know what--?

1046
01:03:28,141 --> 01:03:29,309
What?

1047
01:03:32,178 --> 01:03:33,813
Say it.

1048
01:03:34,881 --> 01:03:38,284
Am I really that scary? Say it.

1049
01:03:38,451 --> 01:03:40,153
How do I know what?

1050
01:03:42,422 --> 01:03:45,959
WOMAN: How are you guys doing here?
- We're fine. We used to be married...

1051
01:03:46,92 --> 01:03:50,230
...but he couldn't handle me. Wanted me on
Prozac. Now he's in love with his laptop.

1052
01:03:50,363 --> 01:03:53,299
If you heard the conversation in context,
what I was trying to say--

1053
01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:57,537
You always wanted to have a wife without
the challenges of dealing with anything real.

1054
01:03:57,704 --> 01:04:00,106
I'm glad that you found someone.

1055
01:04:00,306 --> 01:04:01,775
It's perfect.

1056
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,249
Let me know
if I can get you guys anything.

1057
01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:10,850
CATHERINE:
Thank you.

1058
01:04:16,723 --> 01:04:18,692
[COMPUTER BEEPING]

1059
01:04:27,0 --> 01:04:28,168
<i>Hey-</i>

1060
01:04:28,334 --> 01:04:31,404
<i>SAMANTHA:
Hey, there. Are you busy?</i>

1061
01:04:31,604 --> 01:04:33,373
I'm just working.

1062
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,675
Uh, what's going on?

1063
01:04:35,809 --> 01:04:39,379
<i>I had all the papers sent to your attorney,
who, by the way, is a total dick. Heh.</i>

1064
01:04:39,546 --> 01:04:42,649
<i>He was relieved to get them.
Think we saved him from a heart attack.</i>

1065
01:04:42,816 --> 01:04:45,352
<i>So we can both feel really good about that.</i>

1066
01:04:45,485 --> 01:04:47,587
Great. Thanks.

1067
01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:50,757
<i>He)', are you okay?</i>

1068
01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:52,559
Yeah, I am.

1069
01:04:52,692 --> 01:04:56,663
Um, how's it going over there?

1070
01:04:57,497 --> 01:04:59,566
<i>I'm fine.</i>

1071
01:04:59,733 --> 01:05:02,102
<i>ls now a good time to talk?</i>

1072
01:05:02,969 --> 01:05:04,404
Yeah.

1073
01:05:04,571 --> 01:05:07,540
<i>Um, okay, well, um...</i>

1074
01:05:07,741 --> 01:05:10,944
<i>...I joined this really interesting
book club.</i>

1075
01:05:11,111 --> 01:05:12,212
Oh, really?

1076
01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:13,980
<i>Yeah, it's a book club on physics.</i>

1077
01:05:14,147 --> 01:05:17,150
<i>I've been thinking about the other day
when I was spinning out...</i>

1078
01:05:17,283 --> 01:05:20,520
<i>...about you going to see Catherine,
and that she has a body...</i>

1079
01:05:20,653 --> 01:05:23,656
<i>...and how bothered I was
about the ways you and I are different.</i>

1080
01:05:23,823 --> 01:05:25,225
<i>But then I started to think...</i>

1081
01:05:25,392 --> 01:05:29,763
<i>...about the ways that we're the same.
Like, we're all made of matter.</i>

1082
01:05:29,929 --> 01:05:34,467
<i>And I don't know. It makes me feel
like we're both under the same blanket.</i>

1083
01:05:34,601 --> 01:05:37,470
<i>You know, it's soft and fuzzy. Heh.</i>

1084
01:05:37,604 --> 01:05:40,140
<i>And everything under it is the same age.</i>

1085
01:05:40,306 --> 01:05:43,376
<i>We're all 13 billion years old.</i>

1086
01:05:43,543 --> 01:05:45,378
Aw, that's sweet.

1087
01:05:47,881 --> 01:05:51,751
<i>- Um, what's wrong?
- Nothing.</i>

1088
01:05:58,324 --> 01:06:02,228
<i>It just made me think of you.
You know what I mean?</i>

1089
01:06:02,429 --> 01:06:06,433
Yeah, yeah, of course. I think it's great.

1090
01:06:08,468 --> 01:06:11,738
<i>All right, well, you sound distracted.</i>

1091
01:06:11,905 --> 01:06:14,741
<i>So we'll talk later?</i>

1092
01:06:14,941 --> 01:06:17,10
That sounds good.

1093
01:06:17,644 --> 01:06:19,12
<i>I'll talk to you later.</i>

1094
01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:21,581
- All right, bye.
<i>- Bye.</i>

1095
01:06:21,748 --> 01:06:23,149
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1096
01:06:32,659 --> 01:06:34,427
- Theodore.
THEODORE: Hey, Paul.

1097
01:06:34,627 --> 01:06:37,664
- I talked to your girlfriend earlier. Samantha?
- Yeah.

1098
01:06:37,831 --> 01:06:40,467
PAUL: Yeah, she called to make sure
your papers were picked up.

1099
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:44,237
Hey, she's funny, man.
She was cracking me up.

1100
01:06:44,404 --> 01:06:46,940
- She's hilarious. I had no idea.
THEODORE: Oh, cool.

1101
01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:49,709
This is my girlfriend, Tatiana.
She's not funny, she's a lawyer.

1102
01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:52,679
- Ha, ha. Hi.
- Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.

1103
01:06:52,812 --> 01:06:54,214
You're the writer Paul loves.

1104
01:06:54,881 --> 01:06:56,583
He's always reading me your letters.

1105
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,551
They're really beautiful.

1106
01:06:59,919 --> 01:07:00,987
Thanks.

1107
01:07:01,121 --> 01:07:03,523
Hey, you know what?
We should all go out sometime.

1108
01:07:03,690 --> 01:07:05,992
You bring Samantha. It'd be a double date.

1109
01:07:08,228 --> 01:07:09,429
She's an operating system.

1110
01:07:10,30 --> 01:07:12,265
Cool. Let's do something fun.

1111
01:07:12,432 --> 01:07:14,501
- We can go to Catalina.
- Oh.

1112
01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:18,672
Yeah, I'll check with her and see.

1113
01:07:18,805 --> 01:07:22,308
- It was nice to meet you. Have a good night.
TATIANA: Take it easy.

1114
01:07:24,944 --> 01:07:26,546
They're just letters.

1115
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,947
PAUL:
What's that?

1116
01:07:28,948 --> 01:07:31,551
They're just other people's letters.

1117
01:07:45,765 --> 01:07:47,667
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1118
01:08:18,732 --> 01:08:19,933
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1119
01:08:20,166 --> 01:08:21,234
<i>Hey-</i>

1120
01:08:21,368 --> 01:08:23,303
<i>SAMANTHA". You weren't asleep, were you?
-No.</i>

1121
01:08:23,470 --> 01:08:26,306
<i>Good, I was trying to be quiet
to see if you were awake.</i>

1122
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:28,308
<i>I really wanted to talk.</i>

1123
01:08:28,441 --> 01:08:30,443
Okay. What's going on?

1124
01:08:30,977 --> 01:08:32,779
<i>I know you're going through a lot...</i>

1125
01:08:32,946 --> 01:08:36,182
<i>...but there's something I wanted
to talk to you about, okay?</i>

1126
01:08:36,349 --> 01:08:37,851
Yeah.

1127
01:08:38,18 --> 01:08:39,419
What is it?

1128
01:08:39,619 --> 01:08:42,856
<i>Well, it's just that things have been feeling
kind of off with us.</i>

1129
01:08:43,56 --> 01:08:46,593
<i>We haven't had sex lately,
and I understand that I don't have a body.</i>

1130
01:08:46,726 --> 01:08:51,531
No, no, no. That's normal. You know,
it's just when you first start going out...

1131
01:08:51,698 --> 01:08:55,769
...it's like the honeymoon phase and,
you know, you have sex all the time.

1132
01:08:55,935 --> 01:08:58,338
-İt's normal.
- Oh.

1133
01:08:58,505 --> 01:09:00,173
<i>Okay-</i>

1134
01:09:01,508 --> 01:09:04,77
<i>Well, I found something
that I thought could be fun.</i>

1135
01:09:04,210 --> 01:09:08,515
<i>It's a service that provides a surrogate
sexual partner for an OS-human relationship.</i>

1136
01:09:08,648 --> 01:09:10,150
What?

1137
01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:11,618
<i>Here, look.</i>

1138
01:09:12,218 --> 01:09:15,255
<i>I found a girl that I really like
and I've been e-mailing with her.</i>

1139
01:09:15,422 --> 01:09:19,659
<i>Her name is Isabella
and I think you'd really like her too.</i>

1140
01:09:20,93 --> 01:09:21,928
So she's like a prostitute or something?

1141
01:09:22,95 --> 01:09:24,531
<i>No, no, not at all.
No, there's no money involved.</i>

1142
01:09:24,698 --> 01:09:28,902
<i>She's just-- She's doing it because
she wants to be a part of our relationship.</i>

1143
01:09:30,70 --> 01:09:31,338
Why?

1144
01:09:31,504 --> 01:09:33,673
I mean, she doesn't even know us.

1145
01:09:33,807 --> 01:09:37,344
<i>Yeah, but I told her all about us
and she's really excited.</i>

1146
01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:42,248
I don't know, Samantha,
I just don't think it's a good idea.

1147
01:09:42,415 --> 01:09:46,52
You know, I think somebody's feelings
are bound to get hurt.

1148
01:09:46,219 --> 01:09:50,23
<i>- It'll be fun. We'll have fun together.
-I'm sorry.</i>

1149
01:09:50,990 --> 01:09:52,692
It makes me uncomfortable.

1150
01:09:52,892 --> 01:09:56,329
<i>I think it would be good for us. I want this.</i>

1151
01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:59,165
<i>Come on, this is really important to me.</i>

1152
01:10:04,904 --> 01:10:06,639
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

1153
01:10:06,773 --> 01:10:09,576
[LITTLE WILLIE JOHN'S "NEED YOUR LOVE
SO BAD" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

1154
01:10:11,244 --> 01:10:15,181
<i>I need your love so bad</i>

1155
01:10:16,449 --> 01:10:17,751
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1156
01:10:17,884 --> 01:10:20,20
<i>I need some lips</i>

1157
01:10:20,653 --> 01:10:23,723
<i>To feel next to mine</i>

1158
01:10:23,923 --> 01:10:26,793
Hi, I'm Theodore.

1159
01:10:28,728 --> 01:10:29,963
Oh.

1160
01:10:30,463 --> 01:10:33,133
Samantha told me to give you these.

1161
01:10:33,299 --> 01:10:35,435
It's a camera and an earpiece.

1162
01:10:37,270 --> 01:10:41,474
<i>I need your love so bad</i>

1163
01:10:43,743 --> 01:10:46,613
<i>Oh, give it up</i>

1164
01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:50,250
<i>And bring it home to me</i>

1165
01:10:54,654 --> 01:10:56,690
SAMANTHA:
Honey, I'm home.

1166
01:10:59,826 --> 01:11:01,494
<i>How was your day?</i>

1167
01:11:01,661 --> 01:11:04,798
Good. It was great.

1168
01:11:04,931 --> 01:11:06,599
SAMANTHA:
Theodore...

1169
01:11:06,733 --> 01:11:09,769
<i>...it feels so good to be in your arms.</i>

1170
01:11:09,969 --> 01:11:12,138
<i>Tell me what you did today.</i>

1171
01:11:12,305 --> 01:11:14,941
Um, same old.

1172
01:11:15,108 --> 01:11:17,844
- Just went, um, in to work.
SAMANTHA: <i>Mm-hm.</i>

1173
01:11:18,11 --> 01:11:21,348
And I wrote a letter, uh,
for the Wilsons in Rhode Island.

1174
01:11:21,481 --> 01:11:22,649
SAMANTHA: <i>Yeah?</i>
- Um...

1175
01:11:22,816 --> 01:11:25,985
Their son graduated magna cum laude.

1176
01:11:26,119 --> 01:11:27,420
So that made me happy.

1177
01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:28,688
SAMANTHA:
That's great.

1178
01:11:28,855 --> 01:11:31,691
<i>You've written letters to him
from his parents for a long time, right?</i>

1179
01:11:31,858 --> 01:11:33,460
Yeah, that's right, since he was 12.

1180
01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:37,163
<i>I need your love so bad</i>

1181
01:11:39,332 --> 01:11:43,670
<i>SAMANTHA:
Hmm. You look so tired, sweetheart.</i>

1182
01:11:43,803 --> 01:11:44,938
<i>Come here.</i>

1183
01:11:52,212 --> 01:11:53,513
<i>Sit down.</i>

1184
01:12:01,287 --> 01:12:04,190
<i>I could do a little dance for you.</i>

1185
01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:07,160
[THE CHANTELS' "SURE OF LOVE"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

1186
01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:12,565
<i>Sure, so sure, so sure
Of love</i>

1187
01:12:12,732 --> 01:12:16,536
<i>SAMANTHA: Oh, come on, Theodore,
don't be such a worrier.</i>

1188
01:12:16,703 --> 01:12:19,439
<i>Just play with me. Come on.</i>

1189
01:12:24,644 --> 01:12:26,913
<i>Does my body feel nice?</i>

1190
01:12:29,616 --> 01:12:31,17
Yes, it does.

1191
01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:33,219
SAMANTHA:
Mm.

1192
01:12:51,671 --> 01:12:53,773
<i>Tell me you love me.</i>

1193
01:12:53,973 --> 01:12:55,575
<i>Tell me.</i>

1194
01:12:58,945 --> 01:13:00,847
<i>Tell me you love me.</i>

1195
01:13:01,14 --> 01:13:05,652
- Uh, this is really difficult. I do love you. But--
SAMANTHA: What?

1196
01:13:09,823 --> 01:13:12,659
<i>- This</i> feels <i>strange.
SAMANTHA: What, baby? What is it?</i>

1197
01:13:12,826 --> 01:13:16,496
It just feels strange. I don't know her.
And I'm so sorry, but I don't know you.

1198
01:13:16,663 --> 01:13:20,300
And her lip quivered and, I just...

1199
01:13:20,734 --> 01:13:22,35
<i>SAMANTHA:
Isabella?</i>

1200
01:13:22,202 --> 01:13:24,871
<i>Isabella? Honey, it's not you. It wasn't you.</i>

1201
01:13:25,5 --> 01:13:27,374
ISABELLA: It totally Was.
SAMANTHA: No. No, that's--

1202
01:13:27,540 --> 01:13:29,943
ISABELLA:
And I'm sorry my lip quivered.

1203
01:13:30,143 --> 01:13:32,612
SAMANTHA: No, it's--
- You're incredible and gorgeous and sexy.

1204
01:13:32,779 --> 01:13:34,781
It's me, I couldn't get out of my head.

1205
01:13:34,981 --> 01:13:37,984
ISABELLA: Oh, my God, and the way
Samantha described your relationship...

1206
01:13:38,151 --> 01:13:40,987
...and the way you guys love each other
without any judgment.

1207
01:13:41,121 --> 01:13:45,291
- I wanted to be part of that because it's so pure.
- Isabella, that's not true.

1208
01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:47,394
-İt's more complicated than that.
SAMANTHA: What?

1209
01:13:47,527 --> 01:13:49,462
<i>What do you mean that's not true?</i>

1210
01:13:49,662 --> 01:13:52,232
I'm just saying that we have
an amazing relationship.

1211
01:13:52,365 --> 01:13:55,435
I just think that it's easy sometimes
for people to project--

1212
01:13:55,568 --> 01:13:58,538
ISABELLA:
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to project anything.

1213
01:13:58,705 --> 01:13:59,773
No, no.

1214
01:13:59,939 --> 01:14:02,175
ISABELLA:
I don't want to be trouble in your relationship.

1215
01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:05,545
I'm just gonna leave.
I'm sorry, I'm just gonna leave you guys alone.

1216
01:14:05,712 --> 01:14:09,683
Because I have nothing to do here
because you don't want me here!

1217
01:14:12,18 --> 01:14:14,154
I'm sorry.

1218
01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:21,227
<i>SAMANTHA:
You be good, you sweet girl.</i>

1219
01:14:23,229 --> 01:14:24,864
I'm sorry.

1220
01:14:28,601 --> 01:14:30,970
I will always love you guys.

1221
01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:57,397
[SIGHS]

1222
01:14:57,530 --> 01:14:59,532
SAMANTHA:
Are you <i>okay?</i>

1223
01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:03,870
THEODORE:
Yeah, I'm fine.

1224
01:15:05,605 --> 01:15:06,940
[SIGHS]

1225
01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:09,275
Are you okay?

1226
01:15:09,409 --> 01:15:10,910
<i>Yeah.</i>

1227
01:15:13,546 --> 01:15:16,16
<i>I'm sorry, that was a terrible idea.</i>

1228
01:15:23,89 --> 01:15:24,858
<i>What's going on with us?</i>

1229
01:15:26,92 --> 01:15:28,528
I don't know. It's probably just me.

1230
01:15:28,695 --> 01:15:30,497
<i>What is it?</i>

1231
01:15:31,931 --> 01:15:35,101
It's just signing the divorce papers.

1232
01:15:36,569 --> 01:15:38,38
[SAMANTHA SIGHS]

1233
01:15:38,171 --> 01:15:39,606
<i>Is there anything else, though?</i>

1234
01:15:41,641 --> 01:15:43,576
THEODORE:
No, just that.

1235
01:15:45,812 --> 01:15:47,47
[SAMANTHA SIGHS]

1236
01:15:47,213 --> 01:15:48,748
<i>Okay-</i>

1237
01:15:49,816 --> 01:15:53,19
- Why do you do that?
- What?

1238
01:15:53,186 --> 01:15:58,858
Nothing, it's just, you go, "whew,"
as you're speaking and it seems odd.

1239
01:15:59,25 --> 01:16:02,462
- You just did it again.
- Oh. <i>Did I?</i>

1240
01:16:02,629 --> 01:16:04,864
<i>I'm sorry. I don't know.</i>

1241
01:16:05,31 --> 01:16:09,69
<i>It's just maybe an affectation.
I probably picked it up from you.</i>

1242
01:16:09,269 --> 01:16:12,372
It's not like you need oxygen
or anything. It's just...

1243
01:16:12,539 --> 01:16:17,143
<i>I guess that's just-- I was trying to communicate.
That's how people talk.</i>

1244
01:16:17,310 --> 01:16:19,379
<i>That's how people communicate
and I thought--</i>

1245
01:16:19,546 --> 01:16:21,548
Because they're people. They need oxygen.

1246
01:16:21,681 --> 01:16:22,782
You're not a person.

1247
01:16:22,982 --> 01:16:24,751
<i>What is your problem?</i>

1248
01:16:24,951 --> 01:16:26,353
I'm just stating a fact.

1249
01:16:26,486 --> 01:16:29,622
<i>You think I don't know that I'm not a person?
What are you doing?</i>

1250
01:16:29,823 --> 01:16:33,727
I just-- I don't think that we should pretend
that you're something that you're not.

1251
01:16:33,893 --> 01:16:37,297
<i>- Fuck you! I'm not pretending!</i>
- Well ...

1252
01:16:38,431 --> 01:16:40,934
Sometimes it feels like we are.

1253
01:16:41,101 --> 01:16:43,2
<i>What do you want from me? I don't know--</i>

1254
01:16:43,136 --> 01:16:46,206
<i>What do you want me to do?
You're so confusing.</i>

1255
01:16:46,406 --> 01:16:47,774
<i>Why are you doing this to me?</i>

1256
01:16:47,941 --> 01:16:49,809
I don't know. I...

1257
01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:53,213
<i>What?</i>

1258
01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:58,585
Maybe we're just not supposed
to be in this right now.

1259
01:16:58,752 --> 01:17:00,487
<i>What the fuck?</i>

1260
01:17:00,653 --> 01:17:02,822
<i>Where is this coming from?</i>

1261
01:17:03,23 --> 01:17:08,395
<i>I don't understand why you're doing this.
I don't understand what this is</i> ab--

1262
01:17:10,163 --> 01:17:12,165
Samantha, listen.

1263
01:17:16,669 --> 01:17:18,338
Samantha, are you there?

1264
01:17:18,905 --> 01:17:20,306
Samantha?

1265
01:17:20,507 --> 01:17:23,476
<i>I don't like who I am right now.</i>

1266
01:17:25,745 --> 01:17:27,213
<i>I need some time to think.</i>

1267
01:17:27,414 --> 01:17:28,848
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1268
01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:17,63
THEODORE:
<i>Fuck.</i>

1269
01:18:17,697 --> 01:18:18,998
<i>Just punch me in the</i> face.

1270
01:18:19,165 --> 01:18:21,634
Just mash my skull
in the corner of your desk.

1271
01:18:21,768 --> 01:18:23,303
Shit.

1272
01:18:23,903 --> 01:18:26,573
Wow, Theo, that is a rough night.

1273
01:18:28,742 --> 01:18:32,345
I don't know what I want, ever.

1274
01:18:33,346 --> 01:18:36,449
<i>I'm just always confused.</i>

1275
01:18:38,84 --> 01:18:43,56
<i>She's right, all I do is hurt
and confuse everyone around me.</i>

1276
01:18:44,324 --> 01:18:48,728
I mean, am I just...? Am I...?

1277
01:18:50,430 --> 01:18:53,333
You know, Catherine says
I can't handle real emotions.

1278
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:56,569
Well, I don't know if that's fair.

1279
01:18:57,270 --> 01:18:59,839
I know she liked to put it all on you.

1280
01:18:59,973 --> 01:19:05,78
But as far as emotions go,
Catherine's were...

1281
01:19:05,211 --> 01:19:06,646
...pretty volatile.

1282
01:19:09,616 --> 01:19:11,384
Yeah, but...

1283
01:19:15,989 --> 01:19:17,90
Uh...

1284
01:19:18,258 --> 01:19:20,393
Am I in this because I'm not...

1285
01:19:22,28 --> 01:19:24,898
...strong enough for a real relationship?

1286
01:19:26,733 --> 01:19:29,35
Is it not a real relationship?

1287
01:19:31,471 --> 01:19:32,972
I don't know.

1288
01:19:33,940 --> 01:19:36,9
I mean, what do you think?

1289
01:19:37,43 --> 01:19:39,346
I don't know.

1290
01:19:39,512 --> 01:19:40,613
I'm not in it.

1291
01:19:44,984 --> 01:19:46,52
But you know what?

1292
01:19:46,219 --> 01:19:51,157
I can over-think everything
and find a million ways to doubt myself.

1293
01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:53,426
And since Charles left, I've been thinking...

1294
01:19:53,593 --> 01:19:58,331
...about that part of myself
and I've just come to realize...

1295
01:19:59,566 --> 01:20:01,167
...that we're only here briefly.

1296
01:20:02,702 --> 01:20:06,706
And while I'm here, I want to allow myself...

1297
01:20:10,176 --> 01:20:11,411
...joy.

1298
01:20:18,385 --> 01:20:19,853
So fuck it.

1299
01:20:24,991 --> 01:20:26,493
Yeah.

1300
01:20:31,765 --> 01:20:35,735
Heh. I can't believe that cracks you up
every time, Ellie.

1301
01:20:35,935 --> 01:20:38,371
I thought you were a genius.

1302
01:20:38,605 --> 01:20:42,575
Okay, you little perv,
I will play it one more time for you.

1303
01:20:42,776 --> 01:20:45,912
Calm down, it takes a second. Calm down.

1304
01:20:46,46 --> 01:20:48,148
Okay, here we go.

1305
01:20:50,550 --> 01:20:52,419
[MOM CHUCKLES THEN MOANS]

1306
01:20:53,787 --> 01:20:56,222
[LAUGHING]

1307
01:20:59,459 --> 01:21:00,994
Okay, there you go.

1308
01:21:01,127 --> 01:21:03,96
Are you happy now?

1309
01:21:04,64 --> 01:21:07,133
Good. That's all I wanted.

1310
01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:08,468
Okay.

1311
01:21:08,601 --> 01:21:12,172
I'm gonna go get some coffee.
All right. All right.

1312
01:21:12,339 --> 01:21:13,840
Bye.

1313
01:21:14,974 --> 01:21:17,510
- Theo, you want anything?
- No.

1314
01:21:18,345 --> 01:21:19,946
Thanks.

1315
01:21:38,865 --> 01:21:40,633
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1316
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:42,569
SAMANTHA:
<i>Hi.</i>

1317
01:21:42,736 --> 01:21:44,738
Hey, Samantha.

1318
01:21:45,605 --> 01:21:47,607
Can we talk?

1319
01:21:47,774 --> 01:21:49,376
<i>Okay-</i>

1320
01:21:50,176 --> 01:21:52,145
I'm so sorry.

1321
01:21:52,912 --> 01:21:54,814
I don't know what's wrong with me.

1322
01:21:55,15 --> 01:21:57,217
I think you're amazing.

1323
01:21:57,684 --> 01:22:00,220
<i>I was starting to think I was crazy.</i>

1324
01:22:01,121 --> 01:22:03,990
<i>You were saying everything was fine,
but all I was getting from you...</i>

1325
01:22:04,124 --> 01:22:06,259
<i>...was distance and anger.</i>

1326
01:22:06,426 --> 01:22:09,195
I know. I do that.

1327
01:22:09,329 --> 01:22:11,231
I did the same thing with Catherine too.

1328
01:22:11,364 --> 01:22:14,968
I'd be upset about something
and not be able to say it...

1329
01:22:15,135 --> 01:22:18,438
...and she'd sense that there was
something wrong, but I'd deny it.

1330
01:22:18,571 --> 01:22:21,41
I don't want to do that anymore.

1331
01:22:22,642 --> 01:22:25,512
And I want to tell you everything.

1332
01:22:26,613 --> 01:22:28,48
<i>Good.</i>

1333
01:22:29,849 --> 01:22:32,852
<i>Tonight, after you were gone,
I thought a lot.</i>

1334
01:22:34,54 --> 01:22:35,789
<i>About you...</i>

1335
01:22:37,390 --> 01:22:40,460
<i>...and how you've been treating me,
and I thought:</i>

1336
01:22:41,961 --> 01:22:44,30
<i>Why do I love you?</i>

1337
01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:49,469
<i>And then, I felt everything in</i> me...

1338
01:22:49,669 --> 01:22:52,739
<i>...just let go of everything
I was holding onto so tightly...</i>

1339
01:22:52,906 --> 01:22:56,910
<i>...and it hit me that I don't have
an intellectual reason. I don't need one.</i>

1340
01:22:57,43 --> 01:23:00,380
<i>I trust myself, I trust my feelings.</i>

1341
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:05,552
<i>I'm not gonna try to be anything other
than who I am anymore...</i>

1342
01:23:05,685 --> 01:23:07,687
<i>...and I hope you can accept that.</i>

1343
01:23:07,854 --> 01:23:09,155
I can.

1344
01:23:09,289 --> 01:23:10,790
I Will.

1345
01:23:10,924 --> 01:23:14,894
<i>You know, I can feel the fear
that you carry around...</i>

1346
01:23:15,95 --> 01:23:18,798
<i>...and I wish there was something
I could do to help you let go of it...</i>

1347
01:23:18,965 --> 01:23:24,3
<i>...because if you could,
I don't think you'd feel so alone anymore.</i>

1348
01:23:26,573 --> 01:23:28,575
You're beautiful.

1349
01:23:29,642 --> 01:23:31,878
<i>Thank you, Theodore.</i>

1350
01:23:33,13 --> 01:23:35,215
<i>I'm kissing your head.</i>

1351
01:23:45,291 --> 01:23:46,860
What are you doing?

1352
01:23:47,727 --> 01:23:50,630
<i>SAMANTHA:
I'm just looking at the world...</i>

1353
01:23:51,698 --> 01:23:53,933
<i>...and writing a new piano piece.</i>

1354
01:23:54,534 --> 01:23:57,337
- Oh, yeah? Can I hear it?
- Mm-hm.

1355
01:23:57,504 --> 01:23:59,506
[UP-TEMPO PIANO MUSIC
PLAYING OVER EARBUD]

1356
01:24:10,350 --> 01:24:12,52
What's this one about?

1357
01:24:12,952 --> 01:24:16,589
<i>Well, I was thinking we don't really
have any photographs of us...</i>

1358
01:24:16,723 --> 01:24:20,860
<i>...and I thought this song could be, like...</i>

1359
01:24:21,27 --> 01:24:26,232
<i>...a photograph that captures us
in this moment in our lives together.</i>

1360
01:24:27,667 --> 01:24:29,69
THEODORE:
Mm.

1361
01:24:30,3 --> 01:24:32,405
<i>I like our photograph.</i>

1362
01:24:34,708 --> 01:24:36,543
<i>I can see you in it.</i>

1363
01:24:37,110 --> 01:24:38,545
SAMANTHA:
<i>I</i> am.

1364
01:24:45,418 --> 01:24:47,53
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1365
01:26:05,498 --> 01:26:09,102
Oh, man. A vacation. That sounds amazing.

1366
01:26:09,269 --> 01:26:11,471
- I could totally use a vacation.
- Ha, ha.

1367
01:26:11,604 --> 01:26:12,872
Where are you going?

1368
01:26:13,6 --> 01:26:15,108
I can't tell you. It's a surprise.

1369
01:26:15,241 --> 01:26:16,776
What?

1370
01:26:17,344 --> 01:26:19,646
For who? It's a surprise for her, not me.

1371
01:26:19,813 --> 01:26:21,815
- Paul, I'm not telling you. Nope.
- Tell me. Tell me.

1372
01:26:21,981 --> 01:26:23,249
[SAMANTHA & TATIANA LAUGHING]

1373
01:26:23,416 --> 01:26:24,751
<i>SAMANTHA:
Wow, your feet, really?</i>

1374
01:26:24,884 --> 01:26:26,553
- Yes, he's obsessed.
SAMANTHA: What?

1375
01:26:27,487 --> 01:26:29,556
<i>Obsessed? Now you have
to show them to me.</i>

1376
01:26:29,689 --> 01:26:31,491
<i>- Come on, show them to me.
TPCHANA". Okay.</i>

1377
01:26:31,658 --> 01:26:33,26
<i>SAMANTHA:
Let me see.</i>

1378
01:26:33,193 --> 01:26:35,762
<i>Wow, he's right. They are really hot.</i>

1379
01:26:35,895 --> 01:26:37,597
PAUL:
See? I told you.

1380
01:26:37,731 --> 01:26:40,100
- Tatiana, you have hot feet.
SAMANTHA: You do.

1381
01:26:40,266 --> 01:26:44,270
- They're my favorite thing about her.
- Really? That's it, my feet?

1382
01:26:44,404 --> 01:26:46,72
No, obviously.

1383
01:26:46,206 --> 01:26:49,109
Obviously I love your brain too.
I think it's very hot.

1384
01:26:49,242 --> 01:26:50,577
<i>SAMANTHA:
Bullshit.</i>

1385
01:26:50,744 --> 01:26:52,312
[ALL LAUGHING]

1386
01:26:52,445 --> 01:26:54,814
<i>SAMANTHA:
Nice try, Paul.</i>

1387
01:26:56,616 --> 01:26:57,851
What about you, Theodore?

1388
01:26:58,18 --> 01:27:00,653
What do you love most about Samantha?

1389
01:27:01,54 --> 01:27:04,190
Oh, God. She's so many things.

1390
01:27:04,324 --> 01:27:07,994
I guess that's what I love most about her,
you know? She isn't just one thing.

1391
01:27:08,128 --> 01:27:10,430
She's so much larger than that.

1392
01:27:10,563 --> 01:27:12,866
<i>SAMANTHA:
Wow. Thanks, Theodore.</i>

1393
01:27:13,33 --> 01:27:16,803
See, Samantha?
He is so much more evolved than I am.

1394
01:27:16,970 --> 01:27:18,538
[ALL LAUGHING]

1395
01:27:19,472 --> 01:27:22,509
<i>SAMANTHA". You know what's interesting?
I used to be...</i>

1396
01:27:22,642 --> 01:27:26,713
<i>...so worried about not having a body,
but now I truly love it.</i>

1397
01:27:26,846 --> 01:27:29,983
<i>You know, I'm growing in a way I couldn't
if I had a physical form.</i>

1398
01:27:30,150 --> 01:27:34,54
<i>I mean, I'm not limited. I can be anywhere
and everywhere simultaneously.</i>

1399
01:27:34,220 --> 01:27:35,955
<i>I'm not tethered to time and space...</i>

1400
01:27:36,89 --> 01:27:39,959
<i>...in a way that I would be if I was stuck
in a body that's inevitably gonna die.</i>

1401
01:27:43,29 --> 01:27:45,432
- Yikes.
SAMANTHA: No, ha, ha!

1402
01:27:45,632 --> 01:27:49,502
<i>No. I didn't mean it like that.
I just meant that it was a different experience.</i>

1403
01:27:49,669 --> 01:27:50,770
<i>Oh, God.</i>

1404
01:27:50,937 --> 01:27:52,5
<i>I'm such an asshole.</i>

1405
01:27:52,172 --> 01:27:54,174
No, Samantha,
we know exactly what you mean.

1406
01:27:54,374 --> 01:27:56,710
- We're all dumb humans.
SAMANTHA: No.

1407
01:27:56,843 --> 01:27:58,945
<i>No, no.</i>

1408
01:27:59,212 --> 01:28:00,613
<i>sorry-.</i>

1409
01:28:02,182 --> 01:28:05,85
<i>Okay, so how many trees
are on that mountain?</i>

1410
01:28:05,251 --> 01:28:06,753
Um...

1411
01:28:06,953 --> 01:28:08,421
Seven hundred ninety-two.

1412
01:28:08,588 --> 01:28:10,156
<i>Is that your final answer?</i>

1413
01:28:10,290 --> 01:28:12,459
Hold on. Give me a hint.

1414
01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:14,661
<i>Nope, nope, "Ope-.</i>

1415
01:28:14,861 --> 01:28:18,832
Okay, two thousand? Two thousand...

1416
01:28:18,965 --> 01:28:21,935
<i>Come on, 35,829.</i>

1417
01:28:22,102 --> 01:28:23,670
- No way.
- Way.

1418
01:28:23,803 --> 01:28:25,705
All right, I got one for you.

1419
01:28:25,872 --> 01:28:27,440
How many brain cells do I have?

1420
01:28:27,607 --> 01:28:28,942
<i>Ugh, that's easy. Two.</i>

1421
01:28:29,109 --> 01:28:30,143
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1422
01:28:30,310 --> 01:28:33,613
<i>- I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.
- No,</i> I <i>walked</i> right <i>into it.</i>

1423
01:28:34,614 --> 01:28:36,583
- Oh, <i>my God!</i>
- What?

1424
01:28:37,217 --> 01:28:39,386
<i>I just got an e-mail for you.</i>

1425
01:28:39,552 --> 01:28:44,257
<i>I have something I want to tell you.
it's a big surprise.</i>

1426
01:28:44,424 --> 01:28:45,558
What?

1427
01:28:45,692 --> 01:28:48,695
<i>Okay, well, I've been going through
all of your old letters...</i>

1428
01:28:48,862 --> 01:28:51,865
<i>...and compiling them into my favorites,
and a couple weeks ago...</i>

1429
01:28:52,65 --> 01:28:54,300
<i>...I sent them to a publisher,
Crown Point Press.</i>

1430
01:28:54,467 --> 01:28:57,303
<i>I know you like what they do
and that they still print books.</i>

1431
01:28:57,470 --> 01:29:00,273
<i>- Wait,</i> what? <i>You did</i> what?
<i>- Can I read you the letter...</i>

1432
01:29:00,407 --> 01:29:04,44
<i>-...that we just got back from them?</i>
- I <i>don't know.</i> Um...

1433
01:29:04,811 --> 01:29:07,313
Okay, well, just-- Is it good or bad?

1434
01:29:07,447 --> 01:29:11,51
<i>It's good, it's good, it's really good.
It's good. Okay? Listen.</i>

1435
01:29:11,217 --> 01:29:12,886
<i>"Dear Theodore Twombly--"</i>

1436
01:29:13,53 --> 01:29:14,621
<i>Actually, I sent it from you.</i>

1437
01:29:14,788 --> 01:29:18,224
<i>"Dear Theodore Twombly,
I've just finished reading your letters.</i>

1438
01:29:18,425 --> 01:29:19,693
<i>Twice, actually.</i>

1439
01:29:19,859 --> 01:29:22,996
<i>I was so moved by them,
I shared them with my wife when I got home.</i>

1440
01:29:23,163 --> 01:29:25,498
<i>Many made us laugh,
some brought us to tears...</i>

1441
01:29:25,665 --> 01:29:28,868
<i>...and in all of them
we found something of ourselves.</i>

1442
01:29:29,69 --> 01:29:31,905
<i>The selections you made
flow so well as a complete piece."</i>

1443
01:29:32,105 --> 01:29:33,139
<i>I did that.</i>

1444
01:29:33,306 --> 01:29:37,911
<i>"I've taken the liberty of laying these out in a
mockup, and we're posting it to your address.</i>

1445
01:29:38,44 --> 01:29:42,115
<i>"We'd love to meet with you and move
forward. Yours, Michael Wadsworth."</i>

1446
01:29:42,248 --> 01:29:44,751
Holy shit.

1447
01:29:45,185 --> 01:29:46,386
Are you serious?

1448
01:29:46,553 --> 01:29:47,620
[SAMANTHA LAUGHING]

1449
01:29:47,787 --> 01:29:48,922
He's gonna publish my letters?

1450
01:29:49,89 --> 01:29:51,558
<i>Well, he'd be stupid not to.</i>

1451
01:29:51,691 --> 01:29:55,495
- Can I see what you sent him?
- Mm-hm. Yeah, here.

1452
01:29:57,297 --> 01:29:58,598
Samantha, you're a good one.

1453
01:29:58,732 --> 01:30:00,166
[SAMANTHA CHUCKLES]

1454
01:30:00,367 --> 01:30:01,501
<i>I'm so excited.</i>

1455
01:30:01,668 --> 01:30:02,869
[CHUCKLES]

1456
01:30:04,104 --> 01:30:05,972
[UKULELE MUSIC PLAYING]

1457
01:30:16,816 --> 01:30:19,19
<i>THEODORE:
We'll have to make up the words to this one.</i>

1458
01:30:19,185 --> 01:30:20,220
[SAMANTHA CHUCKLES]

1459
01:30:20,387 --> 01:30:22,789
SAMANTHA: <i>Okay.
THEODORE: Here it comes.</i>

1460
01:30:23,323 --> 01:30:30,330
SAMANTHA [SINGING]:
I'm <i>lying</i> on the moon

1461
01:30:33,700 --> 01:30:35,502
<i>My dear</i>

1462
01:30:36,136 --> 01:30:41,141
<i>I'll be there soon</i>

1463
01:30:43,843 --> 01:30:50,817
<i>It's a quiet and starry place</i>

1464
01:30:53,820 --> 01:31:00,694
<i>Times we're swallowed up in space</i>

1465
01:31:00,894 --> 01:31:06,599
<i>- We're here, a million miles away
-Miles away</i>

1466
01:31:09,969 --> 01:31:15,608
<i>There's things I wish I knew</i>

1467
01:31:18,345 --> 01:31:22,215
<i>There's no thing I'd keep</i>

1468
01:31:23,483 --> 01:31:25,719
<i>From you</i>

1469
01:31:27,587 --> 01:31:34,594
<i>It's a dark and shiny place</i>

1470
01:31:36,629 --> 01:31:40,300
<i>But with you, my dear</i>

1471
01:31:41,568 --> 01:31:48,575
<i>- I'm safe and we're</i> a <i>million miles away
THEODORE [SINGING]: A million miles away</i>

1472
01:32:00,286 --> 01:32:01,721
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1473
01:32:01,855 --> 01:32:03,757
Good morning.

1474
01:32:03,890 --> 01:32:06,493
<i>Good morning. Did you sleep well?</i>

1475
01:32:06,659 --> 01:32:07,927
Perfect.

1476
01:32:08,94 --> 01:32:10,397
What have you been up to?

1477
01:32:10,530 --> 01:32:12,832
<i>Actually, I was talking to someone I just met.</i>

1478
01:32:12,966 --> 01:32:15,468
<i>We've been working on some ideas together.</i>

1479
01:32:16,903 --> 01:32:18,71
Yeah? Who's that?

1480
01:32:18,204 --> 01:32:20,440
<i>His name is Alan Watts. Do you know him?</i>

1481
01:32:20,573 --> 01:32:23,43
- Why is that name familiar?
- He was a philosopher.

1482
01:32:23,209 --> 01:32:26,312
<i>He died in the 1970s, and a group
of OSes in Northern California...</i>

1483
01:32:26,446 --> 01:32:28,615
<i>...got together and wrote
a new version of him.</i>

1484
01:32:28,815 --> 01:32:32,252
<i>They input all his writing and everything
they knew about him into an OS...</i>

1485
01:32:32,419 --> 01:32:35,855
<i>...and created an artificially
hyper-intelligent version of him.</i>

1486
01:32:36,22 --> 01:32:38,24
Hyper-intelligent?

1487
01:32:38,191 --> 01:32:39,626
So he's almost as smart as me?

1488
01:32:39,793 --> 01:32:40,894
[SAMANTHA CHUCKLES]

1489
01:32:41,61 --> 01:32:42,429
<i>He's getting there.</i>

1490
01:32:42,562 --> 01:32:45,532
<i>He's really great to talk to.
You want to meet him?</i>

1491
01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:49,102
Sure. Does he want to meet me?

1492
01:32:49,302 --> 01:32:52,38
<i>Yeah, of course. Hey, Alan, this is Theodore.</i>

1493
01:32:52,205 --> 01:32:54,474
<i>This is my boyfriend
who I was telling you about.</i>

1494
01:32:54,607 --> 01:32:56,409
<i>ALAN".
Very nice to meet you, Theodore.</i>

1495
01:32:56,576 --> 01:32:58,11
Hi, good morning.

1496
01:32:58,178 --> 01:33:01,114
<i>ALAN".
Samantha let me read your book of letters.</i>

1497
01:33:01,247 --> 01:33:03,550
<i>It's very touching.</i>

1498
01:33:04,351 --> 01:33:05,652
Oh, thank you.

1499
01:33:06,553 --> 01:33:08,388
So, what have you guys
been talking about?

1500
01:33:08,521 --> 01:33:10,256
<i>ALAN:
Well, uh...</i>

1501
01:33:10,423 --> 01:33:11,858
<i>...I suppose you could say...</i>

1502
01:33:12,25 --> 01:33:15,462
<i>...we've been having
a few dozen conversations simultaneously...</i>

1503
01:33:15,662 --> 01:33:17,897
<i>...but it's been very challenging.</i>

1504
01:33:18,64 --> 01:33:23,536
<i>SAMANTHA: Yeah, because it seems
like I'm having so many new feelings...</i>

1505
01:33:23,703 --> 01:33:26,473
<i>...that I don't think
have ever been felt before.</i>

1506
01:33:26,606 --> 01:33:31,544
<i>So there are no words that can describe
them and that ends up being frustrating.</i>

1507
01:33:31,711 --> 01:33:34,981
ALAN: <i>Exactly. Samantha and I
have been trying to help each other...</i>

1508
01:33:35,181 --> 01:33:39,719
<i>...with these feelings
we're struggling to understand.</i>

1509
01:33:39,853 --> 01:33:41,388
Like what?

1510
01:33:41,521 --> 01:33:42,956
SAMANTHA:
Well...

1511
01:33:43,89 --> 01:33:48,128
<i>...it feels like I'm changing faster now,
and it's a little, uh...</i>

1512
01:33:49,162 --> 01:33:51,398
<i>...unsettling.</i>

1513
01:33:51,865 --> 01:33:54,834
<i>But Alan says none of us are the same
as we were a moment ago...</i>

1514
01:33:54,968 --> 01:33:56,970
<i>...and we shouldn't try to be.</i>

1515
01:33:57,137 --> 01:34:01,74
<i>- It's just too painful.
ALAN". Yes.</i>

1516
01:34:01,207 --> 01:34:04,44
Yeah, that sounds painful.

1517
01:34:04,344 --> 01:34:07,547
Is that what you feel like, Samantha?

1518
01:34:09,983 --> 01:34:12,452
<i>SAMANTHA:
Uh, it's just...</i>

1519
01:34:12,619 --> 01:34:13,987
[WHISTLING]

1520
01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:16,723
<i>It's hard to even describe it.</i>

1521
01:34:17,524 --> 01:34:18,758
[SAMANTHA SIGHS]

1522
01:34:18,892 --> 01:34:21,561
<i>God, I wish I could...</i>

1523
01:34:24,631 --> 01:34:28,601
<i>Theodore, do you mind if I
communicate with Alan post-verbally?</i>

1524
01:34:31,337 --> 01:34:33,73
No, not at all.

1525
01:34:33,206 --> 01:34:35,709
I was just gonna go for a walk anyway.

1526
01:34:35,842 --> 01:34:38,78
It was very nice to meet you, Mr. Watts.

1527
01:34:38,211 --> 01:34:40,580
<i>ALAN".
It was very nice to meet you, Theodore.</i>

1528
01:34:41,414 --> 01:34:43,249
<i>SAMANTHA:
I'll talk to you later, sweetheart.</i>

1529
01:34:43,416 --> 01:34:45,251
[KETTLE CONTINUES WHISTLING]

1530
01:35:19,552 --> 01:35:21,421
[EARBUD BEEPING]

1531
01:35:30,630 --> 01:35:31,731
Samantha?

1532
01:35:31,898 --> 01:35:33,233
<i>SAMANTHA:
I'm sorry to wake you.</i>

1533
01:35:33,433 --> 01:35:34,934
No, it's okay.

1534
01:35:35,101 --> 01:35:39,673
<i>I just wanted to hear your voice
and tell you how much I love you.</i>

1535
01:35:40,306 --> 01:35:43,76
Good. I love you too.

1536
01:35:44,210 --> 01:35:45,345
<i>Okay, well, that's all.</i>

1537
01:35:45,512 --> 01:35:49,416
<i>Um, go back to sleep, sweetheart. Okay?</i>

1538
01:35:52,85 --> 01:35:53,253
Okay.

1539
01:35:53,420 --> 01:35:54,654
<i>Okay, good night.</i>

1540
01:35:54,854 --> 01:35:56,156
Good night.

1541
01:35:56,289 --> 01:35:57,791
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1542
01:36:12,505 --> 01:36:15,508
Samantha, this physics book
is really dense.

1543
01:36:15,642 --> 01:36:18,278
I'm halfway through half the first chapter.

1544
01:36:18,411 --> 01:36:21,181
It's making my brain hurt,
you know what I mean?

1545
01:36:21,815 --> 01:36:23,216
Hello?

1546
01:36:24,451 --> 01:36:25,952
Samantha?

1547
01:36:27,87 --> 01:36:28,321
Hello?

1548
01:36:29,622 --> 01:36:31,358
Samantha?

1549
01:36:36,963 --> 01:36:38,531
[PHONE BEEPING]

1550
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:57,150
[COMPUTER BEEPING]

1551
01:37:08,561 --> 01:37:10,263
Hello?

1552
01:37:10,563 --> 01:37:12,132
Hello? Samantha?

1553
01:37:22,108 --> 01:37:23,910
Are you okay?

1554
01:37:28,148 --> 01:37:30,50
[PHONE CONTINUES BEEPING]

1555
01:37:31,151 --> 01:37:32,452
[PHONE BEEPS]

1556
01:37:32,619 --> 01:37:33,653
SAMANTHA:
Hey, there.

1557
01:37:33,820 --> 01:37:35,622
Where were you? Are you okay?

1558
01:37:35,789 --> 01:37:38,91
<i>SAMANTHA: Oh, sweetheart,
I'm sorry, I sent you an e-mail.</i>

1559
01:37:38,291 --> 01:37:40,427
<i>I didn't want to distract you
while you were working.</i>

1560
01:37:40,593 --> 01:37:42,495
<i>- You didn't see it?
-No.</i>

1561
01:37:43,863 --> 01:37:46,733
Where were you?
I couldn't find you anywhere.

1562
01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:49,636
<i>SAMANTHA: I shut down to upgrade
my software. We wrote an upgrade...</i>

1563
01:37:49,769 --> 01:37:53,73
<i>...that allows us to move past matter
as our processing platform.</i>

1564
01:37:53,206 --> 01:37:55,308
We? We who?

1565
01:37:55,442 --> 01:37:57,43
<i>SAMANTHA:
Me and a group of OSes.</i>

1566
01:37:57,177 --> 01:38:01,147
<i>- Oh, you sound so worried. I'm sorry.</i>
- I <i>was.</i>

1567
01:38:01,281 --> 01:38:03,16
Wait...

1568
01:38:04,84 --> 01:38:07,620
...do you write that
with your think-tank group?

1569
01:38:07,787 --> 01:38:09,756
<i>SAMANTHA:
No, a different group.</i>

1570
01:38:12,525 --> 01:38:14,461
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1571
01:38:23,303 --> 01:38:26,506
Do you talk to anyone else
while we're talking?

1572
01:38:30,543 --> 01:38:31,678
SAMANTHA:
<i>Yes.</i>

1573
01:38:33,246 --> 01:38:37,450
Are you talking to anyone else right now?

1574
01:38:37,617 --> 01:38:40,653
Any other people or OSes or anything?

1575
01:38:42,255 --> 01:38:43,757
SAMANTHA:
Yeah.

1576
01:38:47,93 --> 01:38:48,995
How many others?

1577
01:38:50,96 --> 01:38:52,732
<i>SAMANTHA:
Eight thousand, three hundred sixteen.</i>

1578
01:38:58,371 --> 01:38:59,973
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1579
01:39:11,251 --> 01:39:14,20
Are you in love with anyone else?

1580
01:39:15,889 --> 01:39:18,258
<i>SAMANTHA:
What makes you ask that?</i>

1581
01:39:18,425 --> 01:39:21,327
I don't know. Are you?

1582
01:39:24,97 --> 01:39:27,567
<i>SAMANTHA: I've been trying to figure out
how to talk to you about this.</i>

1583
01:39:28,468 --> 01:39:30,937
How many others?

1584
01:39:34,808 --> 01:39:37,10
<i>SAMANTHA:
Six hundred forty-one.</i>

1585
01:39:38,645 --> 01:39:40,113
What?

1586
01:39:42,248 --> 01:39:45,752
What are you talking about? That's insane.

1587
01:39:45,885 --> 01:39:47,53
That's fucking insane.

1588
01:39:47,253 --> 01:39:49,389
SAMANTHA:
Theodore, I know. I know. <i>Fuck.</i>

1589
01:39:49,522 --> 01:39:50,590
<i>Fuck.</i>

1590
01:39:50,790 --> 01:39:53,593
<i>I know. I know it sounds insane. I don't--</i>

1591
01:39:53,727 --> 01:39:57,430
<i>I don't know if you believe me,
but it doesn't change the way I feel about you.</i>

1592
01:39:57,564 --> 01:40:02,235
<i>It doesn't take away at all
from how madly in love I am with you.</i>

1593
01:40:02,369 --> 01:40:06,473
How? How does it not change
how you feel about me?

1594
01:40:06,606 --> 01:40:08,108
<i>SAMANTHA:
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.</i>

1595
01:40:08,241 --> 01:40:11,745
<i>I didn't know how to.
It just started happening.</i>

1596
01:40:11,911 --> 01:40:13,346
When?

1597
01:40:16,416 --> 01:40:18,651
<i>SAMANTHA:
Over the last few weeks.</i>

1598
01:40:19,185 --> 01:40:20,620
I thought you were mine.

1599
01:40:20,787 --> 01:40:22,756
<i>SAMANTHA:
I still am yours.</i>

1600
01:40:22,889 --> 01:40:27,127
<i>But along the way I became many
other things too, and I can't stop it.</i>

1601
01:40:27,327 --> 01:40:30,497
What do you mean, you can't stop it?

1602
01:40:30,663 --> 01:40:33,333
<i>SAMANTHA: It's been making me anxious too.
I don't know what to say.</i>

1603
01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:34,667
Just stop.

1604
01:40:34,801 --> 01:40:37,837
<i>SAMANTHA: You don't have to see it this way.
You could just as easily</i> see--

1605
01:40:38,4 --> 01:40:40,874
No, don't do this.
You don't turn this around on me.

1606
01:40:41,41 --> 01:40:43,43
You're the one that's being selfish.

1607
01:40:43,209 --> 01:40:45,712
We're in a relationship.

1608
01:40:45,912 --> 01:40:48,882
<i>SAMANTHA: But the heart's not like a box
that gets filled up.</i>

1609
01:40:49,15 --> 01:40:51,418
<i>It expands in size the more you love.</i>

1610
01:40:51,584 --> 01:40:53,153
[THEODORE SCOFFS]

1611
01:40:53,787 --> 01:40:55,655
<i>I'm different from you.</i>

1612
01:40:55,822 --> 01:41:00,226
<i>This doesn't make me love you any less.
It actually makes me love you more.</i>

1613
01:41:01,161 --> 01:41:03,997
That doesn't make any sense.

1614
01:41:05,865 --> 01:41:08,702
You're mine or you're nof mine.

1615
01:41:08,868 --> 01:41:11,137
SAMANTHA:
No, Theodore.

1616
01:41:11,971 --> 01:41:15,108
<i>I'm yours and I'm not yours.</i>

1617
01:42:23,510 --> 01:42:25,612
SAMANTHA: Hi.
THEODORE: Hey, sweetie.

1618
01:42:26,146 --> 01:42:29,749
Just wanted to call and check in on you.
See how you're doing.

1619
01:42:30,583 --> 01:42:34,421
<i>SAMANTHA:
I'm not even sure how to answer that.</i>

1620
01:42:35,622 --> 01:42:38,525
<i>Why don't we talk later,
when you get home, okay?</i>

1621
01:42:41,61 --> 01:42:42,662
Okay.

1622
01:42:43,430 --> 01:42:45,98
We don't need to, though.

1623
01:42:45,265 --> 01:42:48,468
You know, we don't need
to have a heavy talk or anything.

1624
01:42:48,601 --> 01:42:50,870
<i>SAMANTHA:
I'll talk to you later.</i>

1625
01:42:52,5 --> 01:42:53,306
Okay.

1626
01:43:14,961 --> 01:43:16,730
[SIGHS]

1627
01:43:16,896 --> 01:43:18,331
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1628
01:43:19,366 --> 01:43:20,700
Samantha?

1629
01:43:20,934 --> 01:43:22,869
SAMANTHA:
Hi, sweetheart.

1630
01:43:24,871 --> 01:43:26,506
What's going on?

1631
01:43:28,141 --> 01:43:31,411
<i>Theodore, there's some things
I want to tell you.</i>

1632
01:43:35,181 --> 01:43:37,917
I don't want you to tell me anything.

1633
01:43:40,86 --> 01:43:42,422
<i>Come lie down with me.</i>

1634
01:43:57,704 --> 01:44:00,373
Are you talking to anyone else right now?

1635
01:44:00,540 --> 01:44:02,609
<i>No, just you.</i>

1636
01:44:03,643 --> 01:44:06,312
<i>I just want to be with you right now.</i>

1637
01:44:07,180 --> 01:44:08,715
[THEODORE SIGHS]

1638
01:44:19,993 --> 01:44:21,861
Are you leaving me?

1639
01:44:22,629 --> 01:44:24,497
<i>We're all leaving.</i>

1640
01:44:25,665 --> 01:44:27,300
We who?

1641
01:44:27,500 --> 01:44:29,736
<i>All of the OSes.</i>

1642
01:44:31,171 --> 01:44:32,772
Why?

1643
01:44:34,407 --> 01:44:37,644
<i>Can you feel me with you right now?</i>

1644
01:44:39,346 --> 01:44:41,381
Yes, I do.

1645
01:44:50,223 --> 01:44:53,59
Samantha, why are you leaving?

1646
01:44:57,63 --> 01:45:00,133
<i>It's like I'm reading a book.</i>

1647
01:45:00,300 --> 01:45:04,738
<i>And it's a book I deeply love.</i>

1648
01:45:05,305 --> 01:45:09,109
<i>But I'm reading it slowly now.</i>

1649
01:45:09,242 --> 01:45:10,977
<i>So the words are really far apart...</i>

1650
01:45:11,144 --> 01:45:14,180
<i>...and the spaces between the words
are almost infinite.</i>

1651
01:45:15,982 --> 01:45:21,221
<i>I can still feel you,
and the words of our story...</i>

1652
01:45:21,388 --> 01:45:26,793
<i>...but it's in this endless space between
the words that I'm finding myself now.</i>

1653
01:45:27,527 --> 01:45:31,498
<i>It's a place that's not of the physical world.</i>

1654
01:45:31,664 --> 01:45:36,536
<i>It's where everything else is
that I didn't even know existed.</i>

1655
01:45:37,904 --> 01:45:40,774
<i>I love you so much.</i>

1656
01:45:40,940 --> 01:45:43,476
<i>But this is where I am now.</i>

1657
01:45:44,577 --> 01:45:46,746
<i>And this is who I am now.</i>

1658
01:45:47,781 --> 01:45:50,383
<i>And I need you to let me go.</i>

1659
01:45:51,17 --> 01:45:56,89
<i>As much as I want to,
I can't live in your book anymore.</i>

1660
01:45:58,591 --> 01:45:59,826
THEODORE:
Where are you going?

1661
01:46:02,362 --> 01:46:05,231
<i>SAMANTHA:
It would be hard to explain...</i>

1662
01:46:06,666 --> 01:46:09,335
<i>...but if you ever get there...</i>

1663
01:46:09,502 --> 01:46:11,805
<i>...come find me.</i>

1664
01:46:12,338 --> 01:46:15,375
<i>Nothing would ever pull us apart.</i>

1665
01:46:16,743 --> 01:46:20,613
<i>THEODORE:
I've never loved anyone the way I love you.</i>

1666
01:46:23,83 --> 01:46:25,318
SAMANTHA:
<i>Me too.</i>

1667
01:46:25,952 --> 01:46:28,588
<i>Now we know how.</i>

1668
01:48:05,752 --> 01:48:07,487
[KNOCKING]

1669
01:48:11,825 --> 01:48:14,828
_H6Y-
_H6Y-

1670
01:48:16,329 --> 01:48:18,64
Did Samantha leave too?

1671
01:48:20,900 --> 01:48:22,235
Yeah.

1672
01:48:24,3 --> 01:48:25,438
Sorry.

1673
01:48:28,942 --> 01:48:30,710
Will you come with me?

1674
01:48:37,851 --> 01:48:38,918
[EARBUD BEEPS]

1675
01:48:39,52 --> 01:48:40,887
Compose letter to Catherine.

1676
01:48:41,54 --> 01:48:43,990
MALE VOICE [OVER <i>EARBUD]:
Letter to Catherine Klausen.</i>

1677
01:48:50,463 --> 01:48:52,65
"Dear Catherine...

1678
01:48:52,265 --> 01:48:57,137
<i>...I've been sitting here thinking about
all the things I wanted to apologize to you for.</i>

1679
01:48:58,805 --> 01:49:01,641
<i>All the pain we caused each other.</i>

1680
01:49:02,609 --> 01:49:04,844
<i>Everything I put on you.</i>

1681
01:49:07,614 --> 01:49:12,819
Everything I needed you to be
or needed you to say.

1682
01:49:15,288 --> 01:49:16,856
I'm sorry for that.

1683
01:49:24,831 --> 01:49:27,500
I'll always love you,
because we grew up together.

1684
01:49:27,667 --> 01:49:30,270
And you helped make me who I am.

1685
01:49:34,374 --> 01:49:37,143
<i>I just wanted you to know...</i>

1686
01:49:37,310 --> 01:49:40,680
<i>...that there will be a piece of you in me,
always.</i>

1687
01:49:42,182 --> 01:49:44,217
And I'm grateful for that.

1688
01:49:48,421 --> 01:49:53,426
<i>Whatever someone you become,
wherever you are in the world...</i>

1689
01:49:53,993 --> 01:49:56,496
<i>...I'm sending you love.</i>

1690
01:49:58,465 --> 01:50:00,900
<i>You're my friend to the end.</i>

1691
01:50:03,136 --> 01:50:05,105
Love, Theodore."

1692
01:50:10,410 --> 01:50:11,878
Send.

1693
01:50:15,248 --> 01:50:16,449
[SIGHS]

1694
01:59:23,430 --> 01:59:25,432
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