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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

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Peek-a-boo!

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(CRYING)

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I didn't mean to startle
you, my little baby.

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Shh, Shh, shh.

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♪ Hush, little vampire, ♪
♪ don't say a word ♪

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♪ Papa's gonna bite ♪
♪ the head off a bird ♪

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A-bitty goo-bah!

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I vant to kiss your tush.

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I vant to kiss your tush!

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Nice, but maybe a little
more square footage.

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I want a lot of monsters here.

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DRACULA: I'm gonna
get you, little Mavis.

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I'm gonna get you! Oy.

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What out there?

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Oh, we never go out there.

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Ever.

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"And then the monsters ran away
and were forced into hiding."

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"But Harry the Human found them and
jumped out from under their bed."

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I'm scared!
"And burned their clothes"

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"and bit their toes!"

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"And took their candy!"

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Don't take my candy.

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Babyclaws, you don't
need to be frightened.

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I promised your mommy
I would protect you forever.

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♪ My beautiful May-vay ♪

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♪ Let me wipe all ♪
♪ your poop away ♪

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♪ Those humans are nas-tay ♪

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♪ So with Daddy you will stay ♪

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♪ And if a human ♪
♪ tries to harm you ♪

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♪ I'll simply say... ♪

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(SNARLING)

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♪ Because you're Daddy's girl ♪

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♪ Daddy's girl ♪

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♪ I'm your Vlad-y daddy... ♪

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Just bend the legs
and push off.

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Trust me, mouse.

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Ha-ha!
I can fly! I can fly!

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Look at you!

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Faster, baby! Faster!

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Whoo-hoo! You got it,
my little voodoo doll!

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(DRACULA LAUGHING)

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Excuse me, sir.

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What? What?

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Ow. I'm okay.

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It's ready.

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Looks good.

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Only monsters can get in?

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Oh, absolutely.

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It's hidden real nicely.

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You got 400 acres of haunted
forest in front of you.

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You got the Land of the
Undead on the perimeters.

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Any humans daring to even look over
there will run away real quick.

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(GROANING)

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But, of course, be smart.

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No bonfires, no firework shows.

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Yeah, yeah, no, no. No
fire, I get it, I get it.

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It's time, my darling Martha.

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The place we always
talked about for Mavis.

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No one will ever harm her here.

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(KIDS YELPING)

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Yeah, it's a mess back there.

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Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!

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Human-free since 1898.

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Your safest destination.

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Take an itinerary.

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I have personally designed a
spectacular schedule of events,

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all leading to my daughter's
birthday extravaganza tomorrow.

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We always look forward
to coming every year, Count.

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We enjoy the safety so much.

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Of course. That's
why we built it.

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Yes, good evening.

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(BABBLING)
Thank you, Marty.

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You look pale, as well.

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SUIT OF ARMOR:
Sir, sir, sir!

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We have an urgent
plumbing issue.

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Plumbing? On it.

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Mr. Ghouligan!
(GROANING)

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There is a clogged
toilet in room 348.

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(ROARING)

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It's okay. We all get
stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.

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(GROANING)

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(KIDS CHEERING)

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Hey, kids, reel it in.

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You're only supposed to
make Mom and Dad miserable.

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Now, now, is that
any way to behave?

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This is a hotel,
not a cemetery.

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Sorry, Uncle Drac.

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Drac! How are ya?

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Wayne, my old friend!

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Couldn't wait for this weekend.

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Always great to be out of the
shadows for a couple days.

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The family looks beautiful.

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Let me just clean
up their filth.

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Housekeeping!

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(assume)

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Frankie, my boy!
Look at you!

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Still traveling by mail,
Mr. Cheapo, huh?

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It's not a money thing.

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I have a plane phobia, okay?

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I mean, at any moment,
those engines could catch...

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Fire! Yeah, yeah.

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"Fire bad."

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We know.

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Augustus, Porridge
Head, come on!

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Does that look like
Frankenstein's head?

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Hey, Drac, buddy, what's going
on with your cape there?

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What do you
mean? Oh!

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Who pinched me?

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Guilty. You're irresistible.

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Yes, very amusing,
Invisible Man.

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Hello. Great to "see" you.

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Never gets old.

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(SLAP)
Ho-ho-ho.

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GRIFFIN:
Missed me.

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Missed me, missed me, missed me.

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Okay, you win.
Hold this bacon.

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Why am I holding
bacon... Ahh!

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No! Get 'em off!

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Here comes the party!

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Hello, Murray!

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Drac, what's up, buddy?

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The sand, Murray, the sand!

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Always with the sand.

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Whee!

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Wolfie! Wanda! Frank!

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I love this guy.

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He always bringing
it full tilt.

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You're looking skinny, too.

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Now that you're just a head.

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Okay, you'll pay for that.

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So what's up, Drac?

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The hotel is looking
off the hook.

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Hey, guys, watch this.

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By the way, you were right
about those directions.

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Oh, good, good.

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Yeah, I took the Tigris

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through the Nile, and there
was absolutely no traffic.

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You're kidding me.

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Right in my lobby?

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Drac, I swear, man,
I don't run like that.

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(SNIGGERING)

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Housekeeping!

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I was not the cause of that.

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We're ready!

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If only Martha were
here to see this.

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She's always here, Wanda.

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Okay, friends,

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I am so glad you are
here to celebrate.

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Another birthday for
my sweet little Mavis,

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and another successful year
of refuge from them!

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DRACULA: These are
recent human images

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our surveillance has uncovered.

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They are getting fatter
so as to overpower us.

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And they are wearing
less clothing,

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allowing more
movement to strangle us

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or cut open our heads
and put candy in them.

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But they will never

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find us here.

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Evil villain,
you will never win!

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Okie doke. The fun
starts in 30 minutes.

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Right now, I have
to see my little girl.

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She's not so little any more!

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Yes, she is!

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EUNICE: What's going
on out there?

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Are we at the hotel?

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Frank, did you book us
for a tandem massage?

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Did you get us a
table at Hunchback's?

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Did you do anything?

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You're welcome.

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EUNICE:
What's going on?

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Dad, you said that

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when I turned 118, I could
go out into the world

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like every other adult that gets
to come and go from this hotel.

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"But, Mavey Wavey, it's not safe.
Bleh, bleh-bleh."

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Dad, 30 years ago,
you promised.

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I remember, we were
both eating mice,

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and you specifically said
that you gave me your word.

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Do not disturb.

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Do not disturb.
Do not disturb.

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Do not disturb.

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Do not disturb.
Do not disturb.

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- Do not disturb.
- Good morning, Your Eminence.

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Maid, clean up this room!

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It's you. Glad you
could make it.

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- Is she up yet?
- Oh, she's up.

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She's ready to go. And by "go," I mean go.
As in, go check the world out.

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What you gonna do?
What you gonna say?

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I got it covered. Please, relax.
Just do your job.

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Good morning, Mavey Wavey!

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Happy birthday,
my little mouse!

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Thank you, Dad.

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I know it's my birthday.

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I have so much fun planned.
Whoo-hoo!

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But first, we go catch
some scorpions together,

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just the two of us,
yes, dead-ums?

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Dad, please, let me speak.

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There's something
we have to talk about.

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You want to go out
into the world. You can.

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Aha!

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I knew you were gonna say that.

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But, Dad, you gave
me your word,

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and you know that I know that
a Dracula's word is sacred.

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That our trust is
the core of our...

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Wait, what?

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I said you can go.

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You're just playing with me.

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00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,831
No, no, no, no. You're old
enough to drive a hearse now,

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you're old enough to
make your own choices.

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You can go.

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Holy rabies!
Holy rabies!

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DRACULA:
Whoa, whoa. Stop.

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Wait a second, sweetfangs.

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Where are you going?

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Oh, well, I'm
going to paradise,

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and this is just some stuff
that I thought I would need.

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- Paradise?
- Yeah, you know.

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It's that place out there
where you and Mom met.

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Auntie Wanda says you two

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were just like, Zing!

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I don't know from "Zing."

223
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Where did you find that card?

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In one of your drawers.

225
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,767
Why won't you ever tell me
about how you met?

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It's actually Hawaii.

227
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Ha-what-what?

228
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Look, honey,
I know you're excited,

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but everyone has gone to great lengths
to come see you on your birthday.

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I know. They always do.

231
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But aren't I getting a little
old for these parties?

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I love them, but I really
want to see new things.

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Maybe meet somebody my age.

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Come on. No,
no, don't do that.

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Don't give me
the pouty batface.

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Okay, there is a human village

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just a little ways
past the cemetery.

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You could go there and be back
in, like, 30 minutes or so.

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It should be plenty
for your first time.

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(SIGHS) Well, it's not
Ha-wee-wee, but I guess

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it's still technically
out there.

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Okay, okay, okay!

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Thanks for trusting me.

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Of course, my little one.

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I gave you my word.

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Hey, honey!

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- Look at this!
- Hey, guys.

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You excited about tomorrow?

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Not as excited
as I am right now.

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You're not gonna believe
this, but Dad is letting me

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go out on my own
to see a human village!

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What?
No!

253
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Excuse me. Drac!

254
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Have you lost it?

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Letting your own
daughter out there

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with those horrible humans
you always tell us about?

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00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,779
That's why you
built this place.

258
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,814
They hate us.
They're vicious.

259
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,716
And they're very loud!

260
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,152
Auntie Eunice, maybe
they've changed.

261
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,888
I'm just gonna fly down the
street and see how it goes.

262
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,857
Okay, honey, be safe.

263
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,825
Bring warm clothes and a sword.

264
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,160
And look out for pitchforks.

265
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,496
Don't you let anyone scoop
your brains out, either.

266
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,830
Maybe stay in the shadows.

267
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,233
It's more fun to just
observe from under a house.

268
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,135
Guys, guys.
She can handle it.

269
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,404
She's a Dracula,
for Pete's sake.

270
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,839
But seriously,
watch out for fire.

271
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,808
Fire bad.

272
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,219
Bye, everyone.

273
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,821
Whoo-hoo!

274
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:24,898
Whoo-hoo!

275
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,102
Drac, I can't believe how calm
you are about her leaving.

276
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,603
I'm proud of you.

277
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,906
Drac? Drac?

278
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,841
Where did Drac go?

279
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,813
MAVIS:
Whoo-hoo!

280
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,916
This is awesome!

281
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,253
There's the cemetery,
just like Dad said.

282
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,564
MAVIS:
Whoo-hoo!

283
00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,890
Uh... Hello?

284
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,459
Anybody out there?

285
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,171
Vampire.
Bite toes!

286
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,339
Oh!

287
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,410
Hi, humans.

288
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:47,514
Everything okay? My name
is Mavis Dracula, and I...

289
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,848
Vampire.

290
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,650
- Burn clothes.
- MAVIS: Burn my clothes?

291
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,852
- Really? Um...
- Vampire!

292
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,489
We take your candy.
Candy!

293
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,958
I'm friendly.
I really am.

294
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:01,610
- Calm down, now.
- Candy.

295
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,263
I just wanted to say hi.

296
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,265
(GROANING)

297
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,869
(LAUGHING)

298
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,683
Please. I've never
hurt anyone.

299
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,752
I'm homeschooled.

300
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,887
Is that garlic?

301
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:30,990
(GASPS)

302
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,201
Holy rabies, you're on fire.

303
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,169
Can I do anything?
Can I help you?

304
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,805
Dad was right.

305
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,775
Dad was right.

306
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,518
It worked.

307
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:02,756
Now my baby will
be safe forever.

308
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,427
All right, everybody,
get back to work now.

309
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:14,934
DRACULA: Hey. You don't
need a mannequin.

310
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,300
Leave the mannequin
here. Come on.

311
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,210
(GRUNTING)

312
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,592
Where you been?

313
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,528
Why you sneaking around?

314
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,763
Shh. Quiet.

315
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,600
Sweetheart, have you
returned so soon?

316
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,935
Oh. Come in, Dad.

317
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,937
How'd it go?
How was the big world?

318
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,639
How was it out there?

319
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,973
It was okay, Dad.

320
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,642
What? What's the matter?

321
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,477
Dad, you were right.

322
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,450
Humans are awful.

323
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,847
They were everything you said.

324
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,149
- They wanted to bite my toes.
- Your toes?

325
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,285
And they had garlic on bread.

326
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,320
What? Look at me.

327
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,924
I'm getting goose bumps,
I'm so scared.

328
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,994
I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

329
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,630
I hate that you
had to see that.

330
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,200
I'm so sorry I doubted you.

331
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,604
I'll never leave here again.

332
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,974
Okay. Okay.

333
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:32,746
Look, Daddy's going to make you
the bestest birthday ever.

334
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,147
Look what I brought you.

335
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,820
Your wormcakes.

336
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,319
Don't be sad any more.

337
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:43,923
Remember, this is the year we
open Mommy's present for you.

338
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,592
What did she get me?

339
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,826
We'll see.

340
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:51,970
She said never to open
until you're 118.

341
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,330
We've waited this long.

342
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,434
You eat your wormcakes.

343
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,537
You come down whenever
you're ready, honey.

344
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,508
Phew.
Ooh.

345
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,809
What did you do?

346
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:03,977
What I had to.

347
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,178
Mm-hmm.

348
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,846
She'll thank me one day.

349
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:10,417
Yeah, that's what the guy
who shrunk my head said.

350
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:21,561
Ahh.

351
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,964
Yes, what do you
want, a cookie?

352
00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,199
You did all right, man.

353
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,534
Move on already.

354
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,720
(GROANING)

355
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,239
Phew!

356
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,541
Yeah.

357
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,450
Vampire! Vampire!

358
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,480
DRACULA:
A human.

359
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,485
Who are you? And how did
you find this place?

360
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,920
Oh, I'm Jonathan.

361
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,220
And I was just mountain
climbing with some dudes...

362
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:50,223
(SCREAMING)

363
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,592
...and heard this story about
a spooky forest. (BABBLING)

364
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,231
And who's not going to go
into a spooky forest, right?

365
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,200
(SCREAMING)

366
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,737
So, then I see these
goofy-looking dudes on fire-

367
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,276
And I just kind of followed them
to this, like, amazing castle.

368
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,680
But, of course, be smart.

369
00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:16,750
No bonfires, no firework shows.

370
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,452
- How many of you are there?
- Just me.

371
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,854
I like to hit it alone.

372
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,230
You meet so many awesome
people in the youth hostels.

373
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,960
Hey, speaking of awesome,
that cape thing is killing it.

374
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,795
Is there, like,
a costume party here?

375
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:29,996
What have I done?

376
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,765
This is all my fault.

377
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,700
You have to leave.

378
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,802
- Oh, no.
- WOMAN: Excuse me.

379
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,538
One of your piranhas
in the lake is very rude.

380
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,140
He ate my sister-in-law.

381
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,641
Be right with you.

382
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,345
Mr. Dracula, we asked for a
room with a view of the pool.

383
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,313
The room's fine. We
want to book a massage.

384
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,581
Yes, Swedish.
Shiatsu.

385
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,983
Aromatherapy.
Lower back.

386
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,184
Do you have hot-stone?
We want a massage.

387
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,952
I'll get back to you, Mr. Hydraberg.
I hope so.

388
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,387
I doubt it.
See that you do.

389
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,256
That's Ms. Hydraberg.
Thanks.

390
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,224
- Yes, nice to see you.
- JONATHAN: Dude, seriously, what's up?

391
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,959
It's kind of funky
to breathe under here.

392
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,662
Drac. Hey, Drac.
How'd it go with Mavey?

393
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,650
Hey. Where'd you go?

394
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,635
Wow!

395
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,637
This room's kind of
small for a big castle.

396
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,606
No bed, but check out these
awesome dustpans they give you.

397
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,108
Quiet, you fool.

398
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:17,344
What weapons are you keeping
in this container?

399
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,120
Your pitchforks?

400
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,680
(SNIFFS)
Oh!

401
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,282
I can't breathe.

402
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,850
It's killing me.

403
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,486
Yeah, definitely due
for a fluff and fold.

404
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:27,921
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
What is this?

405
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,155
A torture device?

406
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:30,924
A secret mind controller?

407
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,826
You won't read my thoughts.

408
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,127
I won't let you.

409
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:35,795
Dude, it's just music.

410
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,163
Here, try it.

411
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,798
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

412
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,166
Ohh!

413
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,136
It's taking my soul!

414
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,273
What? It's a good jam.
Don't be a grandpa.

415
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,842
You need to go.

416
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:53,813
No human has ever entered this castle.
And if someone should see you,

417
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:59,853
the safety of the hotel, the sanctuary,
no one would ever come again.

418
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,888
Yeah, go for it.

419
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,957
"Ever come again!"

420
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,394
I love your Dracula voice.
It's so over the top.

421
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:12,980
And Mavis, if she saw you, she
would know that I lied. No!

422
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,670
Who's Mavis?
Is this her room?

423
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,235
I'm good with a roommate.

424
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,470
I had six brothers growing
up, so could totally share.

425
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,605
I can't kill him.

426
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,874
It would set monsters back
hundreds of years.

427
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,642
One time, in Hamburg,
I roomed with this dude

428
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,210
who I caught stealing
my shampoo.

429
00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:27,547
I said, "Whoa, man," and he threw a
flower pot at me, but he was cool.

430
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,150
What are you babbling about?

431
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:30,583
What? Whoa.

432
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,385
Check out these
awesome costumes.

433
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,540
Costumes.

434
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,891
What's this? Sorry, man. I just
can't be without my backpack.

435
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,527
- You know, everything I own's in there.
- It'll be right here.

436
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,196
Okay, I just...
I love my backpack.

437
00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:44,764
JONATHAN: Whoa. Hey, what are you doing?
(CLANGING)

438
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,866
What are you... What are
you doing to my hair?

439
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,402
Stop. Oh, wait, that tickles.

440
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,705
Come on, man.

441
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:57,377
Check it out.
I'm a Franken-homie.

442
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,245
- Yes, hello.
- Look at me!

443
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:03,316
This is totally normal, not a problem here.
This is just a monster with me.

444
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,510
Man, everybody
stepped it up tonight.

445
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:08,888
Wait, why are we going to the front door?
Are we leaving?

446
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,570
Bonjour, Dracula!

447
00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:12,892
Hey, Sniffy.
What's going on?

448
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,794
Not right now, Quasimodo.

449
00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:18,431
(SQUEAKING)
What?

450
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:20,567
(SQUEAKING)
No. Don't be absurd.

451
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,436
It's not a human,
but Monsieur Dracula.

452
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,572
How ridiculous. It's me.

453
00:23:27,941 --> 00:23:28,975
Monsieur.

454
00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:31,711
The devilled lizard fingers.
Devilled lizard fingers?

455
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,480
I asked for
spleens-in-blankets.

456
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,615
You ugly fool! I told
you, he doesn't like

457
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,183
the lizard fingers!
But you said...

458
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,850
(YELLING INCOHERENTLY)

459
00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:41,588
Whoa. Check that costume out.

460
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:45,992
Wow. Seriously, I just have to ask
you, How are you pulling this off?

461
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,594
I mean, it looks so real.

462
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,929
Like, I could just put
my hand right through...

463
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,640
(GASPING)

464
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,330
What do you think you're doing?

465
00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:56,136
She's real. You're real!

466
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,973
Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating.
Keep your hands out of my wife!

467
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:03,943
(SCREAMS)

468
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,512
Oh, no.

469
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,615
Ay-yi-yi-yi!

470
00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:09,916
(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)

471
00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:12,185
(SQUEALING)

472
00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:45,885
Honey, I just didn't
know where you were.

473
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,987
We thought you were still out.

474
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,657
Oh, no. I don't know why
I ever wanted to leave.

475
00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:52,659
The humans are so boring.

476
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:01,234
(BOTH GROANING)

477
00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:07,907
Mavis, honey,
are you all right?

478
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,770
Yeah, I think so.
That was weird.

479
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,790
JONATHAN: (GROANING)
My head hurts.

480
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,810
- Um, who is that?
- Who is what?

481
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,750
Oh, that.

482
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,752
That is nobody.

483
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,653
- Seriously, Dad?
- "Dad"?

484
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,524
Yeah, I know, Dracula's daughter.
Everyone freaks out at first.

485
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:25,759
Dracula?

486
00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:26,926
Okay, we got to go.

487
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,599
Please don't kill me.
I'm so young.

488
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,350
I have so many
places I want to see.

489
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,370
I've got tickets to six
Dave Matthews Band concerts.

490
00:25:37,437 --> 00:25:39,305
I'm getting out of here.

491
00:25:39,406 --> 00:25:40,907
(GLEN ROARING)

492
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:43,977
Shut up already.

493
00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:46,613
It's impossible for me
to think with all your noise.

494
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,915
Sorry, Glen.
Go back to sleep.

495
00:25:50,784 --> 00:25:55,121
- Wait. Aren't you going to suck my blood?
- Classic human paranoia.

496
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:59,192
Human blood is so fatty, and you
never know where it's been.

497
00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:01,995
So, Dracula doesn't
drink blood?

498
00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:04,531
No, I use a blood substitute.

499
00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:08,902
Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters.
You can't tell the difference.

500
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,805
So, wow, you're, like,
the real Count Dracula.

501
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,641
Like, "I'm Dracula.
Bleh, bleh-bleh."

502
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:18,345
I've never said that in my life.
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."

503
00:26:18,445 --> 00:26:20,146
I don't know where
that comes from.

504
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:23,650
Can I just ask, what
exactly is this place?

505
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,152
What is this place?

506
00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:34,940
It's a place I built for all
those monsters out there,

507
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:39,499
lurking in the shadows, hiding
from the persecution of humankind.

508
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:44,104
A place for them and their families
to come to and be themselves.

509
00:26:44,204 --> 00:26:47,607
A place void of torches,
pitchforks, angry mobs.

510
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:50,944
A place of peace, relaxation

511
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,279
and tranquility.

512
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,448
Cool. So, it's like
a hotel for monsters?

513
00:26:56,483 --> 00:27:00,420
Yes, exactly. "A hotel for
monsters." Way to sum it up.

514
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:04,924
Okay, hop on my back.
We're leaving.

515
00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,626
Oh, man, you're a bat now.

516
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,595
I always wanted to fly.
What's it like?

517
00:27:09,162 --> 00:27:11,798
This is insane. Wait.
Wait, I want to stay.

518
00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:14,401
Can Frankenstein sign my costume?
Can I meet the Invisible Man?

519
00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:16,970
Hey, if I stuck my hand
in the Invisible Man's mouth,

520
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:18,638
- would it disappear?
- MAVIS: Hi.

521
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:22,609
Mavey! What are you doing,
my sweet little blood orange?

522
00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,711
Our friend was just leaving.

523
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,780
Yeah, he was flying
me out the window.

524
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,382
This guy, he's so funny.

525
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,951
Look, you have
something on your face.

526
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:35,755
Play along if you ever want
to see your precious backpack.

527
00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:42,395
Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any
clothes on when you were a bat?

528
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:43,797
Or were they bat-sized?

529
00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,999
Who exactly is that?

530
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,335
Hmm. Honeybat.

531
00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:50,637
You see, it's your birthday.

532
00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:55,508
And you know I want you to have the
bestest, specialest party of your life.

533
00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:58,878
So, well, I needed some help.

534
00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:00,180
You needed help?

535
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,683
Well, look, I am very good,
but I thought it would be

536
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:09,155
even more bestest, specialest if someone
closer to your age helped plan the party.

537
00:28:09,222 --> 00:28:10,457
- You're my age?
- Sure.

538
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:12,192
Well, how old are you?

539
00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,360
118.

540
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:15,228
One hundred and...
(COUGHS)

541
00:28:15,295 --> 00:28:18,980
Yeah, I'm 121.

542
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,999
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

543
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:23,803
You see? Everything
is very, very normal.

544
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,639
I'm throwing a party,
and he's helping.

545
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:29,420
Sir, there's an emergency.
Not now.

546
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:32,712
Can't you see we're in the middle
of something very normal here?

547
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,314
Wait, what's going on here?

548
00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:38,651
There's an emergency in your precious
hotel, and you're not running to fix it?

549
00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,320
Why? Is it because of him?

550
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,255
Whoa, look at my face.

551
00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:46,359
No, precious bones,
it's not because of him.

552
00:28:46,426 --> 00:28:49,262
Good. Then go check on the emergency,
and I'll keep him company.

553
00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:52,265
- No! Anything but that!
- What?

554
00:28:52,332 --> 00:28:55,680
I mean, because
he needs time to plan.

555
00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:58,400
And if you're keeping him
company, then he's not planning.

556
00:28:58,104 --> 00:28:59,906
He is company-keeping,

557
00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:02,342
and then the plan, it's...
it doesn't get planned.

558
00:29:03,343 --> 00:29:04,778
- Mm-hmm. Good one.
- Shut up!

559
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:08,948
Okay. So, maybe if you're not
planning later, we can hang out.

560
00:29:09,150 --> 00:29:11,584
- Sounds good.
- Yes. You hear that?

561
00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:13,420
It sounds good.

562
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,524
So you will hang out. See you
later, my honey. Lovely.

563
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:19,993
Okay, you're not hanging out.

564
00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:21,995
Because you are leaving.

565
00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:24,130
But the opposite, you said.

566
00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:29,469
SUIT OF ARMOR:
But, sir, the emergency.

567
00:29:29,536 --> 00:29:31,104
Follow me.

568
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:37,744
Boy, that kid smelt.

569
00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:43,183
Where are we going?

570
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,651
Just getting rid of you

571
00:29:44,718 --> 00:29:47,487
through a secret tunnel
so she does not see us.

572
00:29:47,654 --> 00:29:49,889
So, can I ask you a question?

573
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:52,325
Is that real, about
the garlic thing?

574
00:29:52,392 --> 00:29:55,261
Yes, I cannot have it.
My throat swells.

575
00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:57,163
Huh. Wooden stake
to the heart?

576
00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,932
Yeah, well, who
wouldn't that kill?

577
00:30:03,690 --> 00:30:04,137
(GRUNTS)

578
00:30:08,408 --> 00:30:10,477
Ah. Here we go.

579
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,116
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm a little lost.

580
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:18,685
Yes, I know it's your honeymoon.
I apologize.

581
00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:21,654
Go back to doing
what you were doing.

582
00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:23,189
(CHATTERING)

583
00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:25,959
(KISSING)

584
00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:27,560
DRACULA: I'm not
down here much.

585
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:31,231
It's meant to be an exit
if humans ever invade.

586
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:35,135
So, I'm, like, the first human here, huh?
That's really cool.

587
00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,637
Oh, boy.

588
00:30:37,704 --> 00:30:39,706
I think this is it.

589
00:30:42,609 --> 00:30:44,377
- What's happening?
- I'm terribly sorry.

590
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,880
- My mistake.
- What is wrong with you people?

591
00:30:49,549 --> 00:30:51,851
Oh, man. This
place is amazing.

592
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,554
Okay, I could really use
some silence right now.

593
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:03,430
All right, third time's a...

594
00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:11,771
Drac.

595
00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:13,673
Yes, Frankie?

596
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,410
Hey, buddy, what
you been doing?

597
00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:16,343
Don't move.

598
00:31:16,409 --> 00:31:18,144
Never mind that.
What you been doing?

599
00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:21,181
We wanted to practice our
big number for Mavis's party,

600
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:23,350
and then these losers wouldn't
get off the bandstand.

601
00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,850
Okay. Put down
Zombie Mozart,

602
00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,753
Bach and Beethoven
this instant.

603
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:34,294
Did you get to rehearse
at all, Zombie Beethoven?

604
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,995
(GROANS IN 5TH SYMPHONY)

605
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,933
Listen, Drac, we wanted to play
something, like old times.

606
00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:42,435
We even thought maybe
you'd sing with us.

607
00:31:42,502 --> 00:31:46,806
Come on, fellas. You know that I
haven't sung in public since Martha.

608
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,142
Yeah, but we just thought how much,
you know, Mavis would love it.

609
00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:50,310
I said no!

610
00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:51,511
Don't ask me again!

611
00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:55,148
Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies.
Let's all make up.

612
00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:57,784
Wow. He really scared you.
I wasn't scared.

613
00:31:57,851 --> 00:31:59,819
I was being polite, okay?

614
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:03,230
Hey. What are you doing here?
I thought you were planning.

615
00:32:03,123 --> 00:32:05,558
I never caught your name.

616
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,726
My name's Mavis.

617
00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:09,462
Mavis? That's a
pretty neat name.

618
00:32:09,529 --> 00:32:11,231
Yeah, my mom picked it.

619
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:14,467
So, are you going
to tell me your name?

620
00:32:14,534 --> 00:32:18,538
Me? My name?
Good question.

621
00:32:18,638 --> 00:32:20,573
Well, obviously,
I'm Frankenstein.

622
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,176
No, you're not. Frankenstein
is my uncle over there.

623
00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:25,445
The gentleman hugging
Zombie Mozart.

624
00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:28,948
Right. Of course,
he's your uncle.

625
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:32,152
Well, see, I'm not
"the" Frankenstein.

626
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:35,855
I'm his cousin, Johnnystein.

627
00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,524
- Johnnystein?
- Hey, Mavis.

628
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:38,658
(SCREAMS)

629
00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:43,697
Who is that?

630
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:45,198
Are these monsters
going to kill me?

631
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,367
Not as long as they think
you're a monster.

632
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:48,868
Huh? That's kind of racist.

633
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:50,437
We'll talk later.

634
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,305
(GROANING)

635
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,443
- Is he making fun of me?
- No, no.

636
00:32:56,509 --> 00:32:58,645
Of course he's not,
because he's...

637
00:32:58,745 --> 00:33:00,513
He's your cousin, Johnnystein.

638
00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:02,215
Yes, yes, yes.

639
00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:03,550
I don't have no cousin.

640
00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:06,653
No, no, you do. He's your sixth
cousin, three times removed.

641
00:33:06,753 --> 00:33:08,755
On your right arm's side.

642
00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:10,230
You have a cousin?

643
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:11,391
DRACULA: Frank,
if your arm could talk,

644
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,527
he would tell you that the original
owner of your arm had a brother.

645
00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:15,895
Who married a woman.

646
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:18,640
Who was... (GAGS)
For strangling a pig.

647
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,633
I have pig-strangling
blood in my arm?

648
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:21,801
That's kind of cool.

649
00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:23,803
Well, cuz, great to meet you.

650
00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:27,474
So, what brings
you here, Johnny?

651
00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:28,908
Wah! What was that?
Oh, sorry.

652
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,770
I should really clear my
throat before I speak.

653
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,979
Anyway, what brings you here?

654
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,247
Oh. Uh.

655
00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:35,815
Party planner.

656
00:33:35,882 --> 00:33:41,254
Yes, I have recruited Mr. Stein here to
help me with Mavis's birthday party.

657
00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:44,324
Wait a minute, you asked
someone to help you?

658
00:33:44,391 --> 00:33:45,592
Captain Control Freak?

659
00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:46,760
It's Count...

660
00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:50,897
And yes, I thought having a Mavis
contemporary would be useful.

661
00:33:50,964 --> 00:33:54,334
Yeah, he totally needed
a fresher perspective.

662
00:33:54,901 --> 00:33:57,370
Okay, Johnny, Mr. Tight
Coffin over here

663
00:33:57,137 --> 00:33:59,839
was planning to have these powdered
lame-os play at the party.

664
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,611
So, anyways, we thought we
could liven things up a bit.

665
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:08,140
Whoa! You all play?
Let's check you guys out!

666
00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:13,887
♪ Girl ♪

667
00:34:13,987 --> 00:34:17,757
♪ I can't believe it's ♪
♪ your big night ♪

668
00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:25,498
♪ Seems like only yesterday ♪
♪ you were eating mosquitoes ♪

669
00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:28,401
♪ But now you're eating ♪
♪ frogs and mice ♪

670
00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:33,390
♪ Scarfing them down ♪
♪ like Doritos ♪

671
00:34:33,106 --> 00:34:34,474
♪ Tell me ♪

672
00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:38,111
♪ Where did the ♪
♪ time go, girl? ♪

673
00:34:38,178 --> 00:34:39,813
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, guys.

674
00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:41,114
Stop.

675
00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:42,816
That's cute, but
kind of old school.

676
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,751
Yes, thank you, Johnny.

677
00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:47,454
You got to totally
tempo things up.

678
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,220
Here, let me show you.

679
00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:52,580
JONATHAN: Werewolf man,
give me a jam!

680
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,159
Two, three, four!

681
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,428
♪ Vampire girl with ♪
♪ the fangy fangs ♪

682
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:57,897
♪ Hair real cute ♪
♪ with the bangy bangs ♪

683
00:34:57,964 --> 00:35:00,300
♪ Little princess ♪
♪ gonna be a queen ♪

684
00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,502
♪ Legal bat lady turning 118 ♪

685
00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:07,474
- CROWD: 118!
- Say 118!

686
00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:08,675
118!

687
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,944
Yeah! Stage dive!

688
00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:15,982
Awesome.

689
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:17,684
I am so blown away right now.

690
00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:21,254
I think my cuz
is gonna make this

691
00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:24,357
the best party ever!

692
00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,793
Yeah! Maybe he can find
a way to get me some chicks.

693
00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:28,461
We should do a dance contest!

694
00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,263
We're not doing any of that.

695
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:32,265
We've got to stay
on schedule, all right?

696
00:35:32,332 --> 00:35:33,933
All right, Dad, all right.

697
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,468
- Johnny, you're coming, too.
- I don't know.

698
00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:37,537
- Is it cool with Dracula?
- Johnny, come with us.

699
00:35:44,911 --> 00:35:45,912
N-27.

700
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,327
G-61.

701
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,668
Bingo! Bingo!

702
00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:09,836
How dare you.

703
00:36:09,903 --> 00:36:11,838
Do you know what
doctor made me?

704
00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:13,273
I didn't do that.

705
00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:16,710
Circles?

706
00:36:16,776 --> 00:36:18,411
Fly?

707
00:36:20,113 --> 00:36:21,881
- Hands?
- Film.

708
00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:24,351
- Vomit.
- The Vomit?

709
00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:27,554
- The Throw Up.
- No. That wasn't a clue.

710
00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:36,262
Nothing?

711
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,310
- Emptiness?
- Glasses?

712
00:36:38,131 --> 00:36:40,700
- Glasses?
- Glasses shaking?

713
00:36:40,934 --> 00:36:42,502
Glasses shaking sideways!

714
00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:44,404
Through The Looking-Glass?

715
00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:46,973
GRIFFIN:
I stink at this.

716
00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:48,108
(SIGHS)

717
00:36:49,943 --> 00:36:51,244
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

718
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:19,305
I didn't do that.

719
00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:23,443
FLY: And pull it back.
And up. And push.

720
00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:25,912
And twist. And back.

721
00:37:25,979 --> 00:37:28,214
And up. And twist.

722
00:37:28,281 --> 00:37:29,582
And push.

723
00:37:32,852 --> 00:37:34,921
No. Don't copy that.

724
00:37:34,988 --> 00:37:38,224
And back. And up. And twist.

725
00:37:41,628 --> 00:37:44,330
Let me get a bubonic
moose nose omelet

726
00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:46,766
with cockroach paste
and mouse jelly.

727
00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:48,568
And with egg whites.

728
00:37:49,936 --> 00:37:52,105
Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

729
00:37:52,172 --> 00:37:53,740
May I make you an omelet?

730
00:37:53,807 --> 00:37:55,542
No, no, no, no.
I'm not hungry.

731
00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:59,512
What? Esmeralda, you smell it again?
(SQUEAKING)

732
00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:01,314
Human?
I am hungry.

733
00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:05,185
Johnny, you've been
to the Taj Mahal?

734
00:38:05,285 --> 00:38:07,754
Come on. No monster's
been to the Taj.

735
00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:10,323
Man, I wish I could go there.

736
00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:12,325
You know what?
I'll take 50 omelets.

737
00:38:13,326 --> 00:38:15,195
You heard the man!
Make them!

738
00:38:17,397 --> 00:38:18,832
How did you deal with the mobs?

739
00:38:18,898 --> 00:38:21,167
Yeah, it does get pretty
crazy in the summer.

740
00:38:21,234 --> 00:38:23,300
But, you know,
you just got to roll.

741
00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:25,672
He just rolls. That's
cool that he rolls.

742
00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:27,700
Yes, yes, cool.

743
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:31,478
Look, love droppings, I brought you a
bagel with your favorite, scream cheese.

744
00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:33,460
(SCREAMING) Holy rabies.
Thanks, Dad.

745
00:38:33,146 --> 00:38:35,480
Johnny, try some scream
cheese, it's awesome.

746
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:36,316
Oh, cool.
(SCREAMING)

747
00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:40,353
But I'm scream cheese
intolerant. So, polite pass.

748
00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:41,921
Yes, of course you are.

749
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:45,392
Johnny, can we party-plan
talk for a minute?

750
00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:46,659
What are you doing?

751
00:38:46,726 --> 00:38:48,828
If they find out you are
human, they'll go bat poop!

752
00:38:48,895 --> 00:38:51,640
Relax. No one
suspects anything.

753
00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:54,000
The only thing that looks weird is
how much whispering you're doing.

754
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,339
Just wrap it up. You will say you are
going in the pool and act excited.

755
00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:02,876
And then you will say you hurt
your back and you have to leave.

756
00:39:05,345 --> 00:39:07,881
Here come good times! Whoo!

757
00:39:07,947 --> 00:39:09,449
Oh, dudes. Oh, my back.

758
00:39:09,549 --> 00:39:10,784
I'm on your back!

759
00:39:10,884 --> 00:39:12,852
No, no. He said,
"Oh, my back."

760
00:39:12,919 --> 00:39:15,188
Get on my back!
Let's do it.

761
00:39:15,255 --> 00:39:18,391
Aw, here we go. Chicken fight!
Push them off!

762
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,760
ALL:
Chicken fight!

763
00:39:21,795 --> 00:39:22,896
We got you, Johnny.

764
00:39:22,962 --> 00:39:24,364
You're going down.
Whoa.

765
00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:27,600
Oh, yeah, we'll see,
"Mavey Wavey."

766
00:39:30,637 --> 00:39:33,600
Okay, calm down
with the fight chickens!

767
00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:35,508
Everyone, stop
the roughhousing!

768
00:39:35,809 --> 00:39:36,876
Whoo!

769
00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:44,250
EUNICE: Frank,
if you hurt yourself...

770
00:39:44,317 --> 00:39:45,819
I got it, honey.

771
00:39:45,919 --> 00:39:48,655
The Stein boys are bred
for this kind of thing.

772
00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:50,190
Geronimo!

773
00:40:00,934 --> 00:40:02,402
Eh-heh-heh.
(GRIFFIN SCREAMS)

774
00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:04,337
Kids, Why'd you do that?

775
00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:06,106
I was just in the pool.

776
00:40:06,172 --> 00:40:07,273
The water's cold.

777
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:08,775
Don't judge me!

778
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,145
Johnny. Your makeup.

779
00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:13,980
Your makeup!

780
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,315
Climb out. Now.

781
00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:18,118
Oh, man.

782
00:40:18,184 --> 00:40:20,820
I guess the Count wanted
to go for a swim.

783
00:40:23,356 --> 00:40:24,958
(SCREAMING)

784
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,336
Cannonball!

785
00:40:41,207 --> 00:40:42,275
(GROANS)

786
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,698
DRACULA: Oh, you messed up, baby.
You messed up big-time.

787
00:41:04,798 --> 00:41:06,766
I told you to take it down.

788
00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:08,702
You'll ruin my hotel
if they find out.

789
00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:10,360
Well, maybe you're just jealous

790
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,805
that people are finally
having fun at this place.

791
00:41:11,871 --> 00:41:14,474
Oh, that? That was not fun.

792
00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:17,677
Everyone running, jumping,
swimming with no order.

793
00:41:17,744 --> 00:41:19,179
That was the opposite of fun.

794
00:41:19,245 --> 00:41:21,140
Do you even know what fun is?

795
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:22,482
I invented fun!

796
00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:24,784
Boy, the wrong people
get to be immortal.

797
00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:27,554
Look at me.

798
00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:32,158
You remember nothing
of this encounter.

799
00:41:32,225 --> 00:41:37,897
You have no memory of this
place or the monsters you met.

800
00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:41,201
Now go and never return.

801
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:44,738
Wait, never return
to the hotel?

802
00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:47,400
What? You were supposed
to forget the hotel.

803
00:41:47,107 --> 00:41:49,342
I just used my powers
to erase your memory.

804
00:41:49,409 --> 00:41:51,110
I looked straight
into your eyes.

805
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,130
Huh. Oh, maybe it's
the contact lenses.

806
00:41:53,113 --> 00:41:55,181
- The what?
- These little plasticky doodads

807
00:41:55,281 --> 00:41:56,383
that help me see better.

808
00:41:56,449 --> 00:41:58,518
Here, let me just try
and get them out real quick.

809
00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:01,321
Oh, that is the most disgusting
thing I've ever seen!

810
00:42:01,421 --> 00:42:04,357
- Almost got it.
- Stop doing that. Please stop doing that!

811
00:42:04,424 --> 00:42:07,270
Fingers away from
the eyeballs! Enough!

812
00:42:07,727 --> 00:42:11,965
Listen to me. You are
never to return here.

813
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:15,935
You are to stay away and never
tell humans about this place.

814
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,573
Or I will track you down
and suck every ounce of blood

815
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,145
from your body until you look
like a deflated whoopee cushion!

816
00:42:27,147 --> 00:42:29,149
Be gone.

817
00:42:34,754 --> 00:42:37,791
Can't believe I'm leaving, man.
That could have been so great!

818
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:40,860
Dude ruined everything.
Suck my blood.

819
00:42:40,927 --> 00:42:43,630
I should have just said,
"I'm staying, old man!"

820
00:42:43,730 --> 00:42:46,800
Give him a Bruce Lee kick.
Boom! Right in the...

821
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:50,270
Oh, my God. Count Dracula. Please don't
kill me. I'm leaving, I'm leaving.

822
00:42:53,106 --> 00:42:54,107
Follow me.

823
00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:57,610
Oh. No, no, Mavis, I can't.
I have to leave.

824
00:42:57,644 --> 00:43:00,113
- You sure? It'll be fun.
- Okay.

825
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,892
He's not gonna see me, is he?

826
00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:17,597
Whoa.

827
00:43:27,841 --> 00:43:30,443
Wow, would you look at
the view from up here?

828
00:43:30,543 --> 00:43:33,146
- You could almost see Budapest.
- Who-da-pest?

829
00:43:33,213 --> 00:43:35,148
Is that near Ha-wi-fi?

830
00:43:35,348 --> 00:43:39,190
Huh? Oh, you mean Hawaii. Yeah,
that place is a knockout.

831
00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:41,121
I just went to a
music festival there.

832
00:43:41,187 --> 00:43:43,560
A human music festival?

833
00:43:43,156 --> 00:43:44,824
Uh, I believe so.

834
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,994
So, did they all bite your toes and
shove garlic bread in your face?

835
00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:50,630
No. Well, one dude
took a bigger bite

836
00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:51,765
out of my energy bar
than I expected,

837
00:43:51,831 --> 00:43:53,266
but I blame that on the heat.

838
00:43:53,366 --> 00:43:56,200
It's amazing.
You've been everywhere.

839
00:43:56,690 --> 00:43:58,171
Well, you know,
what's the alternative?

840
00:43:58,238 --> 00:44:01,841
Just staying at home, never exploring,
never seeing what's out there?

841
00:44:01,908 --> 00:44:07,470
I'm only gonna be 121 once, right?
Got to live it.

842
00:44:07,914 --> 00:44:09,616
Yeah.

843
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:16,256
Oh, man. The sunrise from
here must be amaz... Ow.

844
00:44:16,389 --> 00:44:17,757
Oh, I'm sorry.

845
00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:19,959
Man, you've probably never
even seen a sunrise, have you?

846
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:22,128
No, not really. Why?

847
00:44:22,195 --> 00:44:23,630
Come on. I have an idea.

848
00:44:26,232 --> 00:44:27,801
Watch.

849
00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:53,793
Ahh.
Ahh.

850
00:44:53,893 --> 00:44:58,832
Didn't I tell you guys we'd have
fun in here? Is this not the best?

851
00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:04,771
Yeah, I'm working up
a nice sweat.

852
00:45:04,871 --> 00:45:07,400
When's that Johnny kid gonna
be done party planning?

853
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:09,209
- He's a great hang.
- Yeah, he's an animal.

854
00:45:09,309 --> 00:45:12,245
And it was so nice seeing Mavis
laughing and hitting it off with him.

855
00:45:12,312 --> 00:45:14,948
Who's hitting
what off? Please.

856
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,451
Mavis could never be
with someone of his kind.

857
00:45:18,551 --> 00:45:21,888
I'm sorry?
"His kind"?

858
00:45:21,988 --> 00:45:24,257
You're saying our kind's
not good enough for you,

859
00:45:24,324 --> 00:45:25,925
"Your Lordship"?

860
00:45:25,992 --> 00:45:27,761
No, no, no!
Frank, I didn't...

861
00:45:27,827 --> 00:45:32,766
I meant that she wouldn't be into
someone with such red, curly hair.

862
00:45:32,832 --> 00:45:35,201
Uh, what's wrong
with red, curly hair?

863
00:45:35,301 --> 00:45:36,569
Why are you getting upset?

864
00:45:36,670 --> 00:45:38,571
I have red curly hair!

865
00:45:38,672 --> 00:45:40,674
Well, how was I
supposed to know that?

866
00:45:53,687 --> 00:45:59,159
This is the most incredible
thing I've ever seen.

867
00:46:01,194 --> 00:46:02,662
Johnny?

868
00:46:02,762 --> 00:46:04,970
Look, settle down, fellas.

869
00:46:04,197 --> 00:46:07,267
This is all a moot point
because Johnny, he left.

870
00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:08,601
Wait a minute. He left?

871
00:46:08,702 --> 00:46:12,500
Yes. He decided he didn't
like Mavis, or any of us.

872
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:16,242
Hi.

873
00:46:16,343 --> 00:46:17,911
Hmm. I guess Johnny
had second thoughts.

874
00:46:28,555 --> 00:46:32,258
I can't believe you stuck around, man.
You don't get it.

875
00:46:32,359 --> 00:46:34,527
Bad things are coming your way.

876
00:46:34,627 --> 00:46:37,630
I got to get my
thoughts together.

877
00:46:37,731 --> 00:46:39,990
Okay.

878
00:46:39,199 --> 00:46:40,567
You see these tables?

879
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:43,436
You can spend the entire
day pulling them out

880
00:46:43,536 --> 00:46:45,538
and placing them,
party planner.

881
00:46:45,638 --> 00:46:47,607
Fantastic.
I'm trapped here.

882
00:46:47,707 --> 00:46:49,809
Now I know how
your daughter feels.

883
00:46:53,913 --> 00:46:55,281
(TABLE SCRATCHING FLOOR)

884
00:46:58,385 --> 00:47:00,200
Enough! Enough! Stop!

885
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,688
Go to a corner,
you're in a timeout!

886
00:47:01,755 --> 00:47:03,757
Timeout? I'm a grown man!

887
00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:04,958
Ahh!

888
00:47:09,396 --> 00:47:14,134
Okay. Table 57, please
move to position 23.

889
00:47:14,234 --> 00:47:15,301
Whoa.

890
00:47:18,104 --> 00:47:20,540
- That is cool.
- DRACULA: Face the wall.

891
00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:25,478
17 to 48. 16 to 47. 19 to 50.

892
00:47:27,447 --> 00:47:29,382
- Awesomeness.
- Just let me do my work.

893
00:47:29,449 --> 00:47:31,184
29 to 35.

894
00:47:31,284 --> 00:47:33,286
42 to 18. 10 to 44.

895
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,288
17, 18, 19, 20,
21, 22, 23.

896
00:47:35,422 --> 00:47:36,856
39 to 24.

897
00:47:36,956 --> 00:47:38,324
36 up!

898
00:47:38,425 --> 00:47:39,926
29 to 35.

899
00:47:44,597 --> 00:47:45,932
Whoa!

900
00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:50,303
31 to 19.

901
00:47:56,643 --> 00:47:58,411
24 up!

902
00:47:58,478 --> 00:48:01,181
Seven to 25. 14 to 30.

903
00:48:08,822 --> 00:48:10,590
Where'd you go, grandpa?

904
00:48:10,657 --> 00:48:12,592
Don't freak out, gravity face.

905
00:48:13,126 --> 00:48:14,861
Eat my dust, gray fangs!

906
00:48:15,610 --> 00:48:17,630
56 and 43, to my side.

907
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:21,501
Whoo!

908
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:31,378
Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack.

909
00:48:34,140 --> 00:48:36,883
That's how we do it!
Half-pipe, baby!

910
00:48:36,983 --> 00:48:38,852
Whatever.

911
00:48:41,354 --> 00:48:42,989
Yes. Keep smelling.

912
00:48:43,890 --> 00:48:48,161
You catch the human, and then
I will make human potpie!

913
00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:54,267
DRACULA: 27, 45, 65, 76,
48, block his path.

914
00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:55,802
Block his path!

915
00:48:57,704 --> 00:48:58,772
(DRACULA LAUGHING)

916
00:49:00,507 --> 00:49:01,741
Whoa-ho!

917
00:49:05,111 --> 00:49:07,800
Oh, come on now, dude man!

918
00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:08,682
Nice!

919
00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:09,816
(MURMURING)

920
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,619
Haha! Whoa-ho-ho!

921
00:49:16,456 --> 00:49:17,757
I got you, buddy.

922
00:49:20,493 --> 00:49:21,861
Do not disturb!

923
00:49:21,961 --> 00:49:23,296
People trying to sleep here!

924
00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:25,331
(SCREAMS)

925
00:49:35,241 --> 00:49:36,343
(LAUGHS)

926
00:49:36,409 --> 00:49:37,711
Did you see that?

927
00:49:37,811 --> 00:49:40,347
Who is that guy,
Sir Breaks-a-lot?

928
00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:46,786
Oh, boy, I have to say,
that was fun. Okay?

929
00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:51,191
The fun you were talking
about earlier? Nailed it!

930
00:49:51,825 --> 00:49:53,693
Johnny?

931
00:49:56,596 --> 00:49:57,997
Quasimodo!

932
00:50:05,939 --> 00:50:11,244
Mavis? Why are you still up? The sun is
out. It could kill you, my honeyguts.

933
00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:13,546
I couldn't sleep. Do you
know where Johnny went?

934
00:50:13,613 --> 00:50:15,480
I don't know. He...

935
00:50:15,115 --> 00:50:17,250
- Why do you want to know?
- Oh! Uh...

936
00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:19,319
- Do you like him?
- What?

937
00:50:19,386 --> 00:50:22,589
Pfft, no. Come on, Dad.
He's so weird and awkward.

938
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:26,260
It's like, are you an idiot or
do you know you're adorable?

939
00:50:28,628 --> 00:50:30,300
Eh... Hold that.

940
00:50:30,730 --> 00:50:32,866
- Do you have a location on Quasimodo?
- Yes, sir.

941
00:50:32,966 --> 00:50:34,567
They're heading through the
lobby, towards the kitchen.

942
00:50:34,634 --> 00:50:36,200
I need them
stopped immediately.

943
00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:37,737
- Is that clear?
- Yes, quite.

944
00:50:37,804 --> 00:50:39,305
We are on it.

945
00:50:46,212 --> 00:50:47,247
Ha-ha! Missed!

946
00:50:50,150 --> 00:50:52,852
What is the meaning of
this? Let me pass!

947
00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:55,388
Quasimodo Wilson,
you are coming with us.

948
00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:57,924
Why did that hurt me?

949
00:51:01,327 --> 00:51:04,831
Look, honey, there's no
falling in love at your age.

950
00:51:04,931 --> 00:51:07,534
Mom was my age. Eunice
says Mom kissed you first

951
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,602
'cause you were too scared
to make the first move.

952
00:51:09,703 --> 00:51:11,204
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

953
00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:13,506
Forget about me
and Mom and kissing.

954
00:51:13,606 --> 00:51:16,409
Dad, at some point,
I'm going to get married.

955
00:51:16,509 --> 00:51:18,912
- I can't be here forever.
- What? Why not?

956
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:22,150
You're barely out of
your training fangs.

957
00:51:22,449 --> 00:51:23,950
(SNARLING)

958
00:51:54,247 --> 00:51:55,348
Ha-ha!

959
00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:57,117
Quasi wins again!

960
00:51:57,217 --> 00:52:00,887
When you bump with the hump,
you land on your rump!

961
00:52:07,827 --> 00:52:09,963
But why all the
sudden interest?

962
00:52:10,630 --> 00:52:12,799
Every time we used to talk
about love, it was always,

963
00:52:12,899 --> 00:52:14,734
"Ooh, Dad, that's gross,"

964
00:52:14,834 --> 00:52:17,570
and "Ooh, Dad, I don't want
to know about that."

965
00:52:17,671 --> 00:52:18,938
(SIGHS)
I don't know.

966
00:52:19,839 --> 00:52:21,741
- Sir, he made it into the kitchen.
- He what?

967
00:52:21,841 --> 00:52:23,209
What do I pay you for?

968
00:52:23,276 --> 00:52:25,378
I'm sorry, honey.
I have to go.

969
00:52:27,347 --> 00:52:28,715
He doesn't pay me.

970
00:52:32,919 --> 00:52:34,220
Before you kill me,

971
00:52:34,287 --> 00:52:36,923
can I please talk to my
backpack one more time?

972
00:52:36,990 --> 00:52:39,292
I don't want to leave
anything unresolved.

973
00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:41,594
Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

974
00:52:41,661 --> 00:52:43,960
Shut your hump hole.

975
00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,597
Now you are helping him?

976
00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:46,733
What is it with you
and this human?

977
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,102
He is not human.
He's a Stein!

978
00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:51,404
That's right, little man,
I'm a Stein!

979
00:52:51,471 --> 00:52:55,408
If he is a monster,
let him scare Esmeralda!

980
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:57,100
The mouse?

981
00:52:57,277 --> 00:52:59,145
Pfft! Without a doubt.

982
00:52:59,679 --> 00:53:01,448
Okay. Here we go.

983
00:53:02,515 --> 00:53:03,883
Blargh!

984
00:53:04,117 --> 00:53:05,618
Bleegh!

985
00:53:05,685 --> 00:53:07,554
Blargy-bliggy-blargh!

986
00:53:09,956 --> 00:53:10,990
(SQUEAKS)

987
00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:12,425
(SCREAMS)

988
00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:15,695
A human! A human!

989
00:53:15,795 --> 00:53:20,467
Monsieur Dracula has brought
a human into the...

990
00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:26,940
(MUFFLED)
Esmeralda, help me.

991
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,553
Hey, thanks for saving
me back there.

992
00:53:40,653 --> 00:53:43,356
That guy's crazy!
Trying to eat me.

993
00:53:43,423 --> 00:53:47,394
That's only happened to me one other time.
This weird dude at a Slipknot concert.

994
00:53:47,494 --> 00:53:50,300
There's something
I need to show you.

995
00:54:00,206 --> 00:54:01,675
JONATHAN:
Wow.

996
00:54:01,741 --> 00:54:03,843
Hey, are we at
a funeral right now?

997
00:54:03,910 --> 00:54:06,479
Oh, wait, no, it's your bed.

998
00:54:07,414 --> 00:54:09,983
So creepy and cool.

999
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,180
(GASPS)
Wow! I know her!

1000
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:16,256
I've seen that picture at the ruins
of Lubov. That's my favorite castle.

1001
00:54:16,356 --> 00:54:18,258
There's a whole legend
around that lady.

1002
00:54:18,358 --> 00:54:19,426
A legend?

1003
00:54:21,194 --> 00:54:22,529
The Lady Lubov.

1004
00:54:23,563 --> 00:54:25,265
The story is that
a lonely count

1005
00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:28,435
met her by chance, and
they say that no two souls

1006
00:54:28,535 --> 00:54:30,603
were ever more meant
for each other.

1007
00:54:30,704 --> 00:54:34,541
Eventually, they settled down at
Castle Lubov and had a child.

1008
00:54:34,607 --> 00:54:38,244
But then, a horrible
tragedy happened.

1009
00:54:38,311 --> 00:54:42,882
A fire started mysteriously one
night, and it killed both of them.

1010
00:54:45,251 --> 00:54:50,223
When I was at the castle, I could
still feel their powerful love.

1011
00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:54,861
They say it's as if a soul is still
trapped in the ruins themselves.

1012
00:54:56,896 --> 00:54:58,298
The legend is wrong.

1013
00:54:59,632 --> 00:55:03,870
It was only the wife that died.

1014
00:55:10,810 --> 00:55:11,878
Oh.

1015
00:55:12,579 --> 00:55:16,182
And it was no mystery
who killed her.

1016
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:19,986
She was killed by your kind!

1017
00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:22,989
Vampire!

1018
00:55:23,957 --> 00:55:26,493
- Honey?
- Go hide. I'll take care of this.

1019
00:55:29,129 --> 00:55:30,430
Vampire!

1020
00:55:32,465 --> 00:55:33,500
(MARTHA SCREAMING)

1021
00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:35,702
DRACULA:
Martha!

1022
00:55:36,102 --> 00:55:37,170
(MAVIS CRYING)

1023
00:55:37,270 --> 00:55:40,273
They are the real monsters.

1024
00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:53,987
I built this place for my
love, to protect her child.

1025
00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:57,991
As a father, you do everything
to keep your family safe,

1026
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:01,828
even if you have
to break their trust.

1027
00:56:01,895 --> 00:56:06,533
But now, Mavis has
feelings for you.

1028
00:56:06,633 --> 00:56:07,701
What?

1029
00:56:07,801 --> 00:56:09,836
I just...

1030
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,400
- Awesome.
- It's all right.

1031
00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,875
You are a good one.

1032
00:56:15,975 --> 00:56:18,645
If the world was different,
maybe it would be possible.

1033
00:56:19,312 --> 00:56:21,470
Drac, this is the 21st century.

1034
00:56:21,147 --> 00:56:23,249
People aren't the same
as they were back then.

1035
00:56:23,350 --> 00:56:26,720
Can you tell me for certain that
if we came out in the open,

1036
00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,221
everyone would accept us?

1037
00:56:28,321 --> 00:56:29,422
Everyone?

1038
00:56:32,926 --> 00:56:35,280
No. You're right.

1039
00:56:35,695 --> 00:56:37,697
I'll go for good this time.

1040
00:56:37,764 --> 00:56:40,660
You can just say
I had some emergency,

1041
00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:42,736
or the gremlin lady
ate me or something.

1042
00:56:42,836 --> 00:56:44,304
No, no, no, no, no.

1043
00:56:44,371 --> 00:56:47,173
I don't want to ruin
her birthday party.

1044
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:50,477
You can sneak out
after it's all done.

1045
00:56:50,543 --> 00:56:52,912
I'm sorry.

1046
00:56:53,130 --> 00:56:56,349
The last thing I wanted
was to hurt her.

1047
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,584
Or you.

1048
00:56:58,952 --> 00:57:02,555
You know, you're not
the smoothest Frankenstein,

1049
00:57:02,622 --> 00:57:05,125
but you'd make a great vampire.

1050
00:57:05,225 --> 00:57:06,326
For real?

1051
00:57:06,393 --> 00:57:08,128
'Cause I think I kind of got
your hypno-eyes down.

1052
00:57:08,228 --> 00:57:10,864
Oh, boy, here we go.
Let me see it.

1053
00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:14,300
Beware! For you
are in my power.

1054
00:57:14,401 --> 00:57:17,370
I command you to
be the werewolf man!

1055
00:57:17,704 --> 00:57:19,172
(HOWLS)

1056
00:57:19,239 --> 00:57:20,774
I have too many kids.

1057
00:57:22,742 --> 00:57:25,111
Someone scratch
me, I have fleas.

1058
00:57:26,713 --> 00:57:28,281
'Cause he's a wolf,
he'd get those.

1059
00:57:28,381 --> 00:57:29,916
Yeah, no, don't explain it.

1060
00:57:29,983 --> 00:57:31,618
It's not funny
when you do that.

1061
00:57:37,223 --> 00:57:38,758
(ALL SNORING)

1062
00:57:47,801 --> 00:57:49,936
(SCREAMING)

1063
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,871
(ALL HOWLING)

1064
00:57:53,106 --> 00:57:54,607
I didn't order
a wake-up call.

1065
00:57:54,674 --> 00:57:57,744
WOMAN: Count Dracula
arranged it for all the rooms.

1066
00:57:58,578 --> 00:57:59,646
(SCREAMS)

1067
00:57:59,746 --> 00:58:01,470
Where's the snooze button?

1068
00:58:01,114 --> 00:58:03,316
There will be no snoozing.
The party's today.

1069
00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:04,451
(SCREAMS)

1070
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:36,783
(DANCE BEAT PLAYING)

1071
00:58:36,883 --> 00:58:38,251
♪ Girl ♪

1072
00:58:38,318 --> 00:58:40,687
♪ I can't believe ♪
♪ it's your big night ♪

1073
00:58:41,488 --> 00:58:45,458
♪ You ate your frogs, ♪
♪ now the party's so right ♪

1074
00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:48,862
♪ Where did the time go, girl? ♪

1075
00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:55,902
♪ And, girl, you used ♪
♪ to suck a binky ♪

1076
00:58:55,969 --> 00:58:58,271
♪ Look at you now ♪

1077
00:58:58,672 --> 00:59:02,308
♪ You're sucking blood ♪
♪ right out of the cow ♪

1078
00:59:02,409 --> 00:59:04,100
JONATHAN:
Wow.

1079
00:59:04,110 --> 00:59:06,312
You look beautiful.

1080
00:59:06,413 --> 00:59:08,648
Thanks. Thanks
for the party.

1081
00:59:08,748 --> 00:59:10,750
Yeah, you like
my little touches?

1082
00:59:33,306 --> 00:59:35,308
It's amazing.

1083
00:59:43,717 --> 00:59:45,919
Terrific party. You really
outdid yourself, Drac.

1084
00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:48,655
Got to be the best one
I've been to in 500 years.

1085
00:59:48,722 --> 00:59:50,490
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1086
00:59:57,464 --> 00:59:58,531
(ROARING)

1087
00:59:58,631 --> 01:00:00,967
Sorry, big man.

1088
01:00:21,221 --> 01:00:22,822
Uh, Mavis?

1089
01:00:29,396 --> 01:00:32,699
How could you? After I
shared my pain with you?

1090
01:00:32,832 --> 01:00:34,534
- But, no...
- Dad, it was just a ****

1091
01:00:34,534 --> 01:00:36,136
No, you're not allowed to ****

1092
01:00:36,202 --> 01:00:39,639
Dad, I'm allowed to do things.
I'm not 83 any more.

1093
01:00:39,706 --> 01:00:41,908
I'm allowed to like people,
or go see the world again.

1094
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,611
What? You saw it!
You said you didn't like it!

1095
01:00:44,711 --> 01:00:46,579
Maybe I want to give
the village another chance.

1096
01:00:46,613 --> 01:00:49,616
I just need to learn, you know, just
how to roll with it, like Johnny does.

1097
01:00:49,716 --> 01:00:52,652
No, no, you can't go
to the village again.

1098
01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,187
Maybe you can make them see
that we could be friends.

1099
01:00:54,254 --> 01:00:55,755
No, that isn't possible.

1100
01:00:55,855 --> 01:00:58,580
Well, you can't be sure. It's all
in how you present yourself.

1101
01:00:58,124 --> 01:01:00,260
- No, that won't make a difference!
- How do you know?

1102
01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:01,428
- Because it just won't!
- Why? Why won't it?

1103
01:01:01,528 --> 01:01:04,300
Because that village
doesn't really exist!

1104
01:01:06,990 --> 01:01:07,167
(MUSIC STOPS)

1105
01:01:08,868 --> 01:01:11,604
What do you mean
"doesn't exist"?

1106
01:01:11,705 --> 01:01:13,540
FRANKENSTEIN:
What did you do?

1107
01:01:13,606 --> 01:01:15,942
I did what I had to do.

1108
01:01:16,420 --> 01:01:17,143
What was it?

1109
01:01:17,243 --> 01:01:20,880
What exactly did you
have to do? Tell me!

1110
01:01:22,549 --> 01:01:28,210
I... I built the town. The
staff put it all together.

1111
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:32,225
The zombies dressed up
as the townspeople.

1112
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:36,196
Please. I...

1113
01:01:36,262 --> 01:01:39,499
If you really went out there
and something happened to you,

1114
01:01:39,599 --> 01:01:42,202
I just couldn't
live with myself.

1115
01:01:42,268 --> 01:01:46,439
But you can live with this?
Lying to me? Tricking me?

1116
01:01:46,506 --> 01:01:49,709
Keeping me here forever when
you knew my dream was to go.

1117
01:01:50,977 --> 01:01:53,413
(MUFFLED)
Liar! Liar!

1118
01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:55,448
Oil?

1119
01:01:55,515 --> 01:01:57,450
Uh-uh-uh!
(MUFFLED SPEECH)

1120
01:01:58,918 --> 01:02:00,453
English, please.

1121
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:02,589
Your voice is really annoying.

1122
01:02:02,655 --> 01:02:04,224
Wait, I speak frozen.

1123
01:02:04,290 --> 01:02:07,794
He says, "Dracula has brought
a human into the hotel."

1124
01:02:07,961 --> 01:02:08,995
(CROWD GASPING)

1125
01:02:09,329 --> 01:02:11,398
- A human?
- Stay close, pookie!

1126
01:02:12,332 --> 01:02:13,633
(MUFFLED SPEECH)

1127
01:02:13,967 --> 01:02:16,136
He says,
"There is ze human."

1128
01:02:16,202 --> 01:02:17,771
He has a French accent.

1129
01:02:20,607 --> 01:02:21,708
(GASPS)
(GASPS)

1130
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:23,143
(GASPING)

1131
01:02:23,209 --> 01:02:25,979
Johnny's not a human.
He's my right arm's cousin.

1132
01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:28,148
- He's lying.
- GRIFFIN: Yeah.

1133
01:02:28,214 --> 01:02:29,482
And why is he picking his nose?

1134
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,840
(MUFFLED SPEECH)

1135
01:02:31,184 --> 01:02:33,553
He says, "it's a long story."

1136
01:02:33,653 --> 01:02:35,989
Hey, wait, no! Get off me!
(ESMERALDA SQUEAKING)

1137
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:37,123
Ew!

1138
01:02:37,524 --> 01:02:39,292
(MUFFLED SPEECH)

1139
01:02:39,359 --> 01:02:41,995
He says, "Behold ze human."

1140
01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:43,363
(SCREAMING)

1141
01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:45,999
I don't believe it.

1142
01:02:52,405 --> 01:02:55,508
Is it true?
Are you a human?

1143
01:02:56,176 --> 01:02:58,678
Yes.

1144
01:02:59,312 --> 01:03:01,147
I'm so sorry.

1145
01:03:02,849 --> 01:03:05,885
I don't care. I still
want to be with you.

1146
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,787
(CHUCKLES)

1147
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:15,195
Uh...

1148
01:03:15,695 --> 01:03:20,330
Well, tough. 'Cause I don't
want to be with you.

1149
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:23,603
Because you're a monster.
And I hate monsters.

1150
01:03:25,538 --> 01:03:27,240
Goodbye.

1151
01:03:28,241 --> 01:03:30,243
Please don't hurt me!

1152
01:03:33,747 --> 01:03:35,849
This is all your fault!

1153
01:03:37,751 --> 01:03:40,520
We're getting out of here.
I'm never coming back here.

1154
01:03:40,587 --> 01:03:44,424
I thought I smelt a human.
"Human-free"? What a rip.

1155
01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:54,100
(SAD MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)

1156
01:03:56,403 --> 01:03:58,905
Oh. Here he comes.
Count Crock-ula.

1157
01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:03,276
I'm just glad my eyes are stitched
shut, 'cause I don't even want to...

1158
01:04:05,578 --> 01:04:08,515
Mavis, honey, are you in there?

1159
01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:13,286
Mavis? Mavis?

1160
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:17,290
Mavis, where are you?

1161
01:04:17,390 --> 01:04:19,225
Mavis?

1162
01:04:38,778 --> 01:04:41,881
Dad, can you do me a favor?

1163
01:04:41,948 --> 01:04:45,385
Yes, yes, of course,
darling. Anything.

1164
01:04:45,452 --> 01:04:47,153
Will you erase my mind?

1165
01:04:49,589 --> 01:04:52,659
No, no, no, no.
No, I won't do that.

1166
01:04:52,759 --> 01:04:55,628
There's too much
I want you to remember.

1167
01:04:55,695 --> 01:04:59,466
You were right, Dad.
The humans hate us.

1168
01:04:59,532 --> 01:05:03,336
Sweetheart, there are so many
eligible monsters out there.

1169
01:05:03,436 --> 01:05:04,771
You're so young to...

1170
01:05:06,390 --> 01:05:08,341
What is it? What
are you reading?

1171
01:05:15,648 --> 01:05:18,151
MARTHA: "Two lonely bats
crashed in the night."

1172
01:05:19,853 --> 01:05:24,290
"They felt a Zing.
Love at first sight."

1173
01:05:24,724 --> 01:05:28,728
"They knew right then they
would be husband and wife."

1174
01:05:29,496 --> 01:05:34,000
"For a Zing only happens
once in your life."

1175
01:05:34,534 --> 01:05:36,703
"Your Zing will come, my love."

1176
01:05:36,803 --> 01:05:38,204
"Cherish it."

1177
01:05:38,304 --> 01:05:40,707
"Love, Mommy."

1178
01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:48,381
- I thought we Zinged, Dad.
- (GASPS) You and Johnny?

1179
01:05:48,481 --> 01:05:51,184
I guess it was only me.

1180
01:05:51,251 --> 01:05:53,319
But you should be happy, Dad.

1181
01:05:53,386 --> 01:05:55,321
There's no reason
for me to leave.

1182
01:05:55,388 --> 01:05:59,859
I have no more dreams.
I'm just like you now.

1183
01:06:26,186 --> 01:06:29,289
Martha, what have I done?

1184
01:06:35,862 --> 01:06:37,464
Where is my bill?
Over here. I'm next.

1185
01:06:37,597 --> 01:06:40,567
I'm checking out. Take my key!
Take my key!

1186
01:06:41,868 --> 01:06:43,360
What is this minibar charge?

1187
01:06:43,103 --> 01:06:45,238
Honey, the kids threw
the minibar out the window.

1188
01:06:45,305 --> 01:06:47,407
- And that's our fault?
- Well...

1189
01:06:47,474 --> 01:06:50,760
Excuse me!
Pardon, yeah.

1190
01:06:50,143 --> 01:06:53,546
Excuse me, I got a couple
of people to express mail.

1191
01:06:54,948 --> 01:06:56,816
DRACULA: Friends,
please, stop.

1192
01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:59,520
It's too late, rat-bat!

1193
01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:00,587
Please, I'm begging you.

1194
01:07:00,653 --> 01:07:03,423
I need you to help
me find Johnny.

1195
01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:05,558
The human?
He could've killed us!

1196
01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:07,427
He touched my guitar!

1197
01:07:07,494 --> 01:07:11,698
He put his hand in my mouth
to see if it would disappear.

1198
01:07:11,765 --> 01:07:15,235
He let me eat his scooter!

1199
01:07:15,468 --> 01:07:16,569
(CROWD GASPS)

1200
01:07:16,636 --> 01:07:18,972
I know I lied.

1201
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:20,640
I was wrong.

1202
01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:22,642
But you have to believe this,

1203
01:07:22,742 --> 01:07:26,413
Johnny wasn't a bad guy.

1204
01:07:27,414 --> 01:07:31,651
The truth is, I don't even know
if humans are bad any more.

1205
01:07:34,487 --> 01:07:38,580
Frank, come on, buddy.
You understand.

1206
01:07:38,124 --> 01:07:39,626
EUNICE: He's not
talking to you.

1207
01:07:39,693 --> 01:07:42,950
First you tell us humans
are bad, now they're good.

1208
01:07:42,162 --> 01:07:45,165
What else? Up is down, cold
is hot, gremlins don't smell.

1209
01:07:45,265 --> 01:07:47,267
Hey!

1210
01:07:48,635 --> 01:07:52,872
I really liked Johnny, cousin or no.
He told fun stories.

1211
01:07:52,972 --> 01:07:55,800
I think they Zinged.

1212
01:07:55,108 --> 01:07:56,376
BOTH:
They Zinged?

1213
01:07:56,476 --> 01:07:58,645
But I got in the way.

1214
01:07:59,312 --> 01:08:02,182
You only Zing
once in your life.

1215
01:08:03,490 --> 01:08:06,186
Oy, now you're short-circuiting.
I don't care!

1216
01:08:06,286 --> 01:08:08,988
Well, what are we doing?
Let's get Johnny. Come on!

1217
01:08:09,550 --> 01:08:11,291
Yeah, let's do it!
Come on!

1218
01:08:14,728 --> 01:08:15,929
Yeah!

1219
01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:20,200
We should have
honeymooned at your parents!

1220
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,513
GRIFFIN: Okay, okay,
where am I going?

1221
01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:36,683
The human world, before
Johnny's gone forever.

1222
01:08:36,750 --> 01:08:37,884
But what about the sun?

1223
01:08:38,518 --> 01:08:41,988
I don't know.
I'll just have to roll.

1224
01:08:42,550 --> 01:08:43,923
He just rolls.
Rollability.

1225
01:08:44,858 --> 01:08:46,326
DRACULA: So we follow
his boot-prints.

1226
01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:48,795
When they run out, that's
where you come in, Wayne.

1227
01:08:48,862 --> 01:08:50,300
- Me?
- There!

1228
01:08:52,665 --> 01:08:56,136
Yes, I knew something would
fall out of that backpack.

1229
01:08:57,404 --> 01:08:59,739
Yowch! That stinks!

1230
01:08:59,839 --> 01:09:01,740
Work your magic.

1231
01:09:01,174 --> 01:09:03,243
Wait, you want me
to track the smell?

1232
01:09:03,343 --> 01:09:05,679
No. My sniffing tracking
days are way behind me.

1233
01:09:05,779 --> 01:09:07,681
Do you know how many
diapers I've changed?

1234
01:09:07,747 --> 01:09:10,350
How many number twos
have destroyed this thing?

1235
01:09:10,417 --> 01:09:11,951
But...

1236
01:09:12,585 --> 01:09:13,953
(INAUDIBLE)

1237
01:09:25,365 --> 01:09:27,567
Hey! Take it easy!
Watch it!

1238
01:09:28,601 --> 01:09:30,103
Sit.

1239
01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:33,239
Smell. I said smell.

1240
01:09:35,608 --> 01:09:38,345
Not me, the shirt!
The shirt!

1241
01:09:38,411 --> 01:09:41,147
Do any of your kids
still respect you?

1242
01:09:41,247 --> 01:09:43,950
Mm, give me
a second. Oh, yeah.

1243
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:47,120
Winnie! Front and center!

1244
01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:59,599
He got into a car.
A '86 Fiat.

1245
01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:03,937
It needs a little transmission
work, but otherwise okay.

1246
01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:09,109
It drove through town to the airport.
Flight 497.

1247
01:10:09,175 --> 01:10:10,643
8:00 a.m. departure.

1248
01:10:10,744 --> 01:10:12,579
That's in 15 minutes.

1249
01:10:12,645 --> 01:10:14,280
Seat 23A.

1250
01:10:14,914 --> 01:10:16,516
He ordered the vegetarian meal.

1251
01:10:16,616 --> 01:10:18,985
Okay, thank you, cutie.

1252
01:10:19,119 --> 01:10:21,154
Now, all of you,
go back to your mother!

1253
01:10:29,629 --> 01:10:30,764
Sheep!

1254
01:10:40,373 --> 01:10:43,276
High five! Don't
leave me hanging.

1255
01:10:44,377 --> 01:10:46,379
- MURRAY: Lots of sheep!
- I got this one.

1256
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:48,181
(WAYNE GROWLING AND EATING)

1257
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,623
What? Now there's no sheep in the road.
Let's go.

1258
01:10:56,690 --> 01:10:58,291
That was pretty sick, man.

1259
01:10:58,358 --> 01:11:00,727
You eat lamb chops,
it's the same thing.

1260
01:11:00,827 --> 01:11:02,862
We don't have time for this.
Come on, let's move it!

1261
01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:08,902
Look, a human.

1262
01:11:10,570 --> 01:11:15,342
Welcome to Transylvania!
(HOWLS)

1263
01:11:17,911 --> 01:11:20,480
That was trippy.

1264
01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:22,148
WAYNE:
Monster Festival?

1265
01:11:22,882 --> 01:11:24,117
What's a Monster Festival?

1266
01:11:30,757 --> 01:11:33,260
Did they know we were coming?

1267
01:11:41,201 --> 01:11:43,436
(GROANING)

1268
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,584
They like us?

1269
01:11:57,684 --> 01:11:59,185
Really?

1270
01:12:00,587 --> 01:12:03,156
Excuse me? Do you know the
best way to the airport?

1271
01:12:03,256 --> 01:12:07,270
Yes, fellow Dracula. There's only one way.
Bleh, bleh-bleh.

1272
01:12:07,794 --> 01:12:10,730
But it's all blocked.
We'll never make it in time.

1273
01:12:10,797 --> 01:12:13,566
You should have left an hour earlier.
Bleh, bleh-bleh.

1274
01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:16,336
I do not say
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."

1275
01:12:16,936 --> 01:12:19,773
All right, let's just run
through it on foot.

1276
01:12:25,712 --> 01:12:27,814
Drac, this'll protect you.

1277
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:29,315
Bleh, bleh-bleh.

1278
01:12:29,449 --> 01:12:32,185
Imagine if that guy knew he
was talking to the real Drac.

1279
01:12:32,285 --> 01:12:33,953
He'd run for the hills!

1280
01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:36,289
Hold it, now. Hold it, now.

1281
01:12:36,389 --> 01:12:37,924
That sounds spot on.

1282
01:12:37,991 --> 01:12:42,195
But the only way they'd know the
real us is if we show the real us.

1283
01:12:42,295 --> 01:12:43,463
This could work.

1284
01:12:43,563 --> 01:12:46,266
You mean, like, scare them? We
haven't scared people in centuries.

1285
01:12:46,332 --> 01:12:48,601
I don't even think
I have it in me any more.

1286
01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:49,736
(GROANING)

1287
01:12:51,738 --> 01:12:53,306
I got nothing.
I really got nothing.

1288
01:12:53,406 --> 01:12:55,800
Let's just move this along.

1289
01:12:56,676 --> 01:12:58,178
(SCREAMS)

1290
01:13:01,348 --> 01:13:04,584
Fire! Fire!

1291
01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:06,520
Fire!

1292
01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:11,725
(ROARING)

1293
01:13:19,499 --> 01:13:22,268
I'm trying to scare you!

1294
01:13:22,369 --> 01:13:24,104
The real Frankenstein!

1295
01:13:24,204 --> 01:13:26,172
We know! We love you!

1296
01:13:26,272 --> 01:13:27,741
Can you sign my torch?

1297
01:13:29,342 --> 01:13:35,315
Listen, before anything else,
down there's the real Dracula!

1298
01:13:35,382 --> 01:13:36,883
Prove it.

1299
01:13:37,884 --> 01:13:39,185
All right. Continue.

1300
01:13:39,285 --> 01:13:43,123
Drac's daughter's in love, and
he's got to get to the airport!

1301
01:13:43,223 --> 01:13:45,392
And he can't get
through this crowd!

1302
01:13:45,525 --> 01:13:49,620
- Why doesn't he fly?
- The sun, you idiot. He's a vampire.

1303
01:13:49,195 --> 01:13:51,831
That's right. Thank you,
Monster Nerd.

1304
01:13:51,898 --> 01:13:56,803
So, people, if you really are our
friends, clear a path for the man!

1305
01:13:56,903 --> 01:14:00,907
Okay. All Draculas,
line up. Bleh, bleh-bleh.

1306
01:14:04,577 --> 01:14:09,490
Everyone else, lift the capes.
Protect our friend. Bleh, bleh-bleh.

1307
01:14:17,570 --> 01:14:18,925
It's all for you, buddy.

1308
01:14:20,226 --> 01:14:21,861
Go ahead.

1309
01:14:21,928 --> 01:14:23,196
Good luck!
Go get 'em!

1310
01:14:23,263 --> 01:14:24,330
Go, Drac, go!

1311
01:14:24,431 --> 01:14:26,299
Go, Drac!
Go, Drac!

1312
01:14:26,366 --> 01:14:27,901
Go, Drac!

1313
01:14:29,936 --> 01:14:31,738
Go, Drac!

1314
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:36,420
Go, Drac!

1315
01:14:36,109 --> 01:14:37,844
Go get 'em!

1316
01:14:38,278 --> 01:14:41,470
Go, Drac, go!

1317
01:14:41,114 --> 01:14:44,517
We love you, Dracula!

1318
01:14:59,232 --> 01:15:00,533
There's no choice.

1319
01:15:38,738 --> 01:15:40,340
Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

1320
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,542
Okay. Okay, I must do this.

1321
01:16:00,827 --> 01:16:04,364
Jonathan. Jonathan,
can you hear me?

1322
01:16:04,464 --> 01:16:07,500
Tell me, do you dream
of being a vampire?

1323
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,637
This is how we're represented.
Unbelievable.

1324
01:16:10,704 --> 01:16:12,806
Jonathan. Jonathan.

1325
01:16:13,506 --> 01:16:14,808
Can you hear me?

1326
01:16:14,874 --> 01:16:16,376
Whoa! Bat!

1327
01:16:16,476 --> 01:16:19,312
Wait, it's talking.
Dracula? Is that you?

1328
01:16:19,379 --> 01:16:20,847
(INAUDIBLE)

1329
01:16:20,947 --> 01:16:22,115
Huh? Dracula.

1330
01:16:22,182 --> 01:16:24,751
I can't understand you.

1331
01:16:24,818 --> 01:16:27,821
What? My hand's
in a tan shoe?

1332
01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:31,991
What? Japan's
eating lamb stew?

1333
01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:34,600
Hey, do you know
you're smoking?

1334
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:41,000
Oh.

1335
01:16:41,670 --> 01:16:42,335
Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me.

1336
01:16:42,402 --> 01:16:44,700
Whoa! Excuse me.

1337
01:16:44,871 --> 01:16:46,239
(GRUNTING)

1338
01:16:58,551 --> 01:17:00,920
What the heck? How'd a
bat get up this high?

1339
01:17:01,721 --> 01:17:05,892
Folks, I'm gonna turn on the seat belt
sign. Just a precaution while we...

1340
01:17:08,361 --> 01:17:13,333
While we hear a special announcement
for my dear friend Jonathan.

1341
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:14,567
Dracula?

1342
01:17:14,667 --> 01:17:19,390
My dear boy, I have
made a terrible mistake.

1343
01:17:19,105 --> 01:17:22,742
I was trying to keep
my baby to myself,

1344
01:17:22,842 --> 01:17:25,512
because I knew I would
always protect her.

1345
01:17:25,578 --> 01:17:31,184
But I realize now, children need
to discover things for themselves.

1346
01:17:31,251 --> 01:17:35,188
They'll stumble and fall,
laugh and cry,

1347
01:17:35,255 --> 01:17:37,570
but such is life.

1348
01:17:37,123 --> 01:17:40,527
The truth is, you and
Mavis are meant to be.

1349
01:17:40,593 --> 01:17:42,620
You Zinged.

1350
01:17:42,128 --> 01:17:45,650
If she must give her
trust to someone else,

1351
01:17:45,131 --> 01:17:48,234
I'm thankful that it
is you, Jonathan.

1352
01:17:48,301 --> 01:17:52,672
I hope you can hear me
and forgive me-

1353
01:17:52,872 --> 01:17:54,240
(SCREAMING)

1354
01:18:06,486 --> 01:18:11,124
Okay, folks, we're going to make
a quick turnaround to refuel,

1355
01:18:11,224 --> 01:18:13,426
and then we'll be
back on our way.

1356
01:18:14,561 --> 01:18:17,397
Quit your whining!
I'm burning up out here!

1357
01:18:30,777 --> 01:18:31,878
Dad?

1358
01:18:32,445 --> 01:18:33,546
(GROANS)

1359
01:18:33,613 --> 01:18:38,151
I'm fine. I'm just
a little sunburnt.

1360
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:41,788
Honey,

1361
01:18:43,356 --> 01:18:47,460
I always thought the worst thing
ever would be seeing you go.

1362
01:18:47,527 --> 01:18:51,310
But the worst is
seeing you unhappy.

1363
01:18:51,131 --> 01:18:54,167
Mavey, I want you
to live your life.

1364
01:18:55,201 --> 01:18:56,302
(SIGHS)

1365
01:18:56,369 --> 01:18:58,471
I don't know how
I'm supposed to do that.

1366
01:19:00,140 --> 01:19:03,443
You know, Mommy already
gave you her birthday present.

1367
01:19:03,510 --> 01:19:05,512
Can I now give you mine?

1368
01:19:08,148 --> 01:19:09,382
What do I need this for?

1369
01:19:09,482 --> 01:19:11,951
Oh, it comes with an accessory.

1370
01:19:13,853 --> 01:19:16,356
- You?
- You.

1371
01:19:17,123 --> 01:19:18,525
Why are you back?

1372
01:19:22,462 --> 01:19:24,364
'Cause you're my Zing, Mavis.

1373
01:19:24,497 --> 01:19:26,466
I'm your Zing?

1374
01:19:26,533 --> 01:19:29,369
But you told me
you hate monsters.

1375
01:19:29,469 --> 01:19:32,372
Yeah, well, I was afraid
your dad was gonna

1376
01:19:32,472 --> 01:19:34,741
suck all the blood out of my
body if I didn't say that.

1377
01:19:34,841 --> 01:19:36,543
I wouldn't have...

1378
01:19:36,643 --> 01:19:38,511
No, he's right,
I would have done that.

1379
01:19:38,578 --> 01:19:41,648
- Dad.
- I was wrong, Devil-chops.

1380
01:19:45,251 --> 01:19:47,354
Do you really mean it, Dad?

1381
01:19:48,822 --> 01:19:51,570
Go make your own paradise.

1382
01:19:54,694 --> 01:19:57,197
Can we try that
**** over again?

1383
01:19:57,263 --> 01:19:59,899
(CHUCKLES)
I think we can.

1384
01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:01,501
(SNARLING)

1385
01:20:03,937 --> 01:20:07,574
Sorry. I just...
I got to get used to that.

1386
01:20:07,674 --> 01:20:10,276
Go. Do your thing.

1387
01:20:15,382 --> 01:20:16,916
(MUFFLED)
Stop! Stop!

1388
01:20:18,218 --> 01:20:19,686
(HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING)

1389
01:20:22,555 --> 01:20:24,557
♪ I thought I found a love ♪
♪ but she was just a fling ♪

1390
01:20:24,557 --> 01:20:26,292
♪ And then I met a girl ♪
♪ and felt a different thing ♪

1391
01:20:26,393 --> 01:20:28,461
♪ It's like you're hit in the ring ♪
♪ Like you're pulled by a string ♪

1392
01:20:28,561 --> 01:20:30,230
♪ Can't breathe like you're ♪
♪ choking on a chicken wing ♪

1393
01:20:30,296 --> 01:20:32,332
♪ It was a thing called a Zing ♪
♪ and I wanted to sing ♪

1394
01:20:32,432 --> 01:20:34,234
♪ And listen to ballads ♪
♪ of the man named Sting ♪

1395
01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:36,269
♪ Lady looks in your eyes ♪
♪ and it's suddenly spring ♪

1396
01:20:36,302 --> 01:20:38,471
♪ Like when Nala looked ♪
♪ at Simba in The Lion King ♪

1397
01:20:40,473 --> 01:20:44,770
♪ Zinging in the air ♪
♪ and I don't have a care ♪

1398
01:20:44,144 --> 01:20:48,281
♪ I'm winging from the Zing ♪
♪ that we shared ♪

1399
01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:50,517
♪ Zinging in the rain ♪
♪ Now I'm feeling no pain ♪

1400
01:20:51,651 --> 01:20:55,422
♪ It's a real time ♪
♪ for celebrating ♪

1401
01:20:55,488 --> 01:20:57,657
♪ 'Cause you're my Zing ♪

1402
01:20:58,758 --> 01:21:00,527
Drac, you ready to throw down?

1403
01:21:00,627 --> 01:21:03,797
No, no, I just came closer
to hear you better.

1404
01:21:03,863 --> 01:21:05,765
Come on, just give it a try.

1405
01:21:05,865 --> 01:21:07,834
All right, maybe just a little.

1406
01:21:07,934 --> 01:21:09,803
♪ So listen all you Zingers ♪
♪ from here to Beijing ♪

1407
01:21:09,836 --> 01:21:11,638
♪ You better crash the box ♪
♪ spring Get ready to cling ♪

1408
01:21:11,705 --> 01:21:13,606
♪ 'Cause if love was money ♪
♪ you'd be yelling cha-ching ♪

1409
01:21:13,673 --> 01:21:15,442
♪ Next to a Zing Cupid's ♪
♪ arrow's a little bee sting ♪

1410
01:21:15,508 --> 01:21:17,477
♪ It was a Zing and a zang ♪
♪ and a zingidy-dee ♪

1411
01:21:17,544 --> 01:21:19,312
♪ And there was only one lady ♪
♪ in the Zing for me ♪

1412
01:21:19,379 --> 01:21:20,547
♪ 'Cause when you're dinged ♪
♪ by the Zing ♪

1413
01:21:20,647 --> 01:21:22,349
♪ You better know one thing ♪
♪ The only bling you gonna sling ♪

1414
01:21:22,449 --> 01:21:23,550
♪ Is a wedding ring ♪

1415
01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:29,622
♪ Zinging in the air ♪

1416
01:21:29,689 --> 01:21:31,558
♪ Now I don't have a care ♪

1417
01:21:31,658 --> 01:21:35,895
♪ I'm winging from the Zing ♪
♪ that we shared ♪

1418
01:21:35,995 --> 01:21:39,466
♪ Zinging in the rain ♪
♪ Now I'm feeling no pain ♪

1419
01:21:39,532 --> 01:21:43,336
♪ It's a real time ♪
♪ for celebrating ♪

1420
01:21:43,403 --> 01:21:44,904
♪ 'Cause you're my Zing ♪

1421
01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:46,573
♪ Feel the Zing, y'all ♪
♪ Ba-da-bing, y'all ♪

1422
01:21:46,573 --> 01:21:48,508
♪ Gonna knock you ♪
♪ right out of that ring, y'all ♪

1423
01:21:48,575 --> 01:21:50,443
♪ Better bring, y'all ♪
♪ Happening, y'all ♪

1424
01:21:50,510 --> 01:21:52,412
♪ Pay attention ♪
♪ to the undead king, y'all ♪

1425
01:22:10,397 --> 01:22:14,334
♪ I'm a monster ♪
♪ I'm a m-monster ♪

1426
01:22:14,401 --> 01:22:16,403
Housekeeping!

1427
01:22:18,505 --> 01:22:21,708
♪ I'm one of a kind, ♪
♪ got everybody in love ♪

1428
01:22:21,775 --> 01:22:25,912
♪ And I don't have to try, ♪
♪ I just do what I does ♪

1429
01:22:26,346 --> 01:22:30,160
♪ Don't have to tell me, ♪
♪ I already know ♪

1430
01:22:30,283 --> 01:22:32,652
♪ They all want me ♪

1431
01:22:33,887 --> 01:22:36,523
♪ Yo, I run this, I smash it ♪

1432
01:22:36,589 --> 01:22:38,358
♪ Like my bass real hard, ♪
♪ boom-bastic ♪

1433
01:22:38,425 --> 01:22:40,560
♪ Speed race, baby, ♪
♪ I'm a lot faster ♪

1434
01:22:40,627 --> 01:22:42,295
♪ Cause trouble, never ♪
♪ listen to my master ♪

1435
01:22:42,395 --> 01:22:44,364
♪ New Benz all black ♪
♪ from Malaysia ♪

1436
01:22:44,431 --> 01:22:46,433
♪ Can't drive, but my mama ♪
♪ don't care, yup ♪

1437
01:22:46,533 --> 01:22:48,401
♪ To the top, I'm-a ♪
♪ take it to the ceiling ♪

1438
01:22:48,468 --> 01:22:50,437
♪ I'm on the moon ♪
♪ but I feel the sun beaming ♪

1439
01:22:50,537 --> 01:22:54,307
♪ I'm so dope like ooh la la ♪
♪ So, so fly like a helicopter ♪

1440
01:22:54,407 --> 01:22:56,409
♪ Sup to the hood and ♪
♪ the homies on the block ♪

1441
01:22:56,443 --> 01:22:58,478
♪ Doin'it big, yeah, ♪
♪ you know, what's up ♪

1442
01:22:58,578 --> 01:23:00,547
♪ Some come and try ♪
♪ to say I'm a problem ♪

1443
01:23:00,613 --> 01:23:02,349
♪ So crazy, gotta put ♪
♪ 'em in an asylum ♪

1444
01:23:02,382 --> 01:23:04,784
♪ Some come and try ♪
♪ to say I'm a problem ♪

1445
01:23:04,884 --> 01:23:06,419
♪ Ha, solve it ♪

1446
01:23:06,486 --> 01:23:11,491
♪ I'm a monster, ♪
♪ I'm a m-monster ♪

1447
01:23:22,402 --> 01:23:25,739
♪ I'm one of a kind, ♪
♪ got everybody in love ♪

1448
01:23:25,805 --> 01:23:30,430
♪ And I don't have to try, ♪
♪ I just do what I does ♪

1449
01:23:30,410 --> 01:23:34,280
♪ Don't have to tell me, ♪
♪ I already know ♪

1450
01:23:34,347 --> 01:23:36,916
♪ They all want me ♪

1451
01:23:36,983 --> 01:23:38,351
♪ Yo, yo, Yo ♪

1452
01:23:38,451 --> 01:23:40,553
♪ I ran this, I rock this ♪

1453
01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:42,522
♪ I can see the future, ♪
♪ no optics ♪

1454
01:23:42,622 --> 01:23:44,758
♪ More androids, robotics ♪

1455
01:23:44,824 --> 01:23:46,693
♪ Beam up hot chicks ♪
♪ like I'm Spock ♪

1456
01:23:47,930 --> 01:23:50,497
♪ They be chillin' in my cockpit ♪
♪ My spaceship got exotic ♪

1457
01:23:50,597 --> 01:23:52,632
♪ One be trippin', ♪
♪ come n' whip, hypnotic ♪

1458
01:23:52,699 --> 01:23:54,467
♪ They be talking ♪
♪ 'bout ooh la la ♪

1459
01:23:54,534 --> 01:23:56,336
♪ Let's go far, ♪
♪ way past them stars ♪

1460
01:23:56,436 --> 01:23:58,672
♪ We don't give a... ♪
♪ Let's go to Mars ♪

1461
01:23:58,772 --> 01:24:00,440
♪ Ay, Yo I'm just trying ♪
♪ to get if poppin' ♪

1462
01:24:00,507 --> 01:24:02,976
♪ I wanna be the first ♪
♪ dude to love a Martian ♪

1463
01:24:04,444 --> 01:24:06,446
♪ She'll have a maid for ♪
♪ the swag that I'm droppin' ♪

1464
01:24:06,513 --> 01:24:08,448
♪ I kill the game til it's ♪
♪ chillin' in the coffin ♪

1465
01:24:08,481 --> 01:24:10,950
♪ When I start, ♪
♪ there ain't no stoppin' ♪

1466
01:24:16,990 --> 01:24:20,427
♪ Don't be actin' like ♪
♪ Like you didn't know ♪

1467
01:24:20,493 --> 01:24:24,397
♪ Like you didn't know ♪
♪ Like you didn't know ♪

1468
01:24:24,497 --> 01:24:26,299
♪ Like you didn't know ♪

1469
01:24:26,366 --> 01:24:29,836
♪ I'm one of a kind, ♪
♪ got everybody in love ♪

1470
01:24:29,903 --> 01:24:34,400
♪ And I don't have to try, ♪
♪ I just do what I does ♪

1471
01:24:34,507 --> 01:24:38,244
♪ Don't have to tell me, ♪
♪ I already know ♪

1472
01:24:38,345 --> 01:24:41,810
♪ They all want me ♪

1473
01:24:50,423 --> 01:24:53,927
♪ I'm one of a kind, ♪
♪ got everybody in love ♪

1474
01:24:54,270 --> 01:24:57,897
♪ And I don't have to try, ♪
♪ I just do what I does ♪

1475
01:24:58,231 --> 01:25:02,235
♪ Don't have to tell me, ♪
♪ I already know ♪

1476
01:25:02,502 --> 01:25:05,710
♪ They all want me ♪

1477
01:25:06,673 --> 01:25:08,208
♪ I'm a monster, I'm a... ♪

1478
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I didn't do that.