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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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(ENGINE CHUGGING)

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(TRAIN HOOTING)

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Budapest.

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- The next stop's Budapest.
- (ALL GASPING)

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Budapest is the next stop.

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Budapest.

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Tickets, ladies.

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(IN FALSETTO)
Oop, here you go.

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- (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine.
- (IN FALSETTO) And mine.

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- (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too!
- (IN FALSETTO) Here you go!

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Thank you, young man.

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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Man, I hate wearing disguises.

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These heels are killing me.

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Okay, take it down a notch.

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We don't want to alarm
the humans.

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(BOY WHIMPERING)

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Psst. Drac.

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(GERMAN ACCENT)
I'm about to und freak out!

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You're a nice kitty.

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I'm und kitty-cat.

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Meow. Meow!

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(ALL GASP)

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Oh, no,
not this clown again.

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Good evening, travelers.

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I am Professor
Abraham Van Helsing.

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Yes. One of the Van Helsings.

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For centuries, my family
has protected humanity

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from the evils of monsters.

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So you can believe me
when I tell you,

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there are monsters
hiding amongst you!

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(LOUD CLUCKING)

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But fear not,

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for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush out

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these beasts
and bring them into the light!

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Fire bad!

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(YOWLING)

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- (SCREAMING)
- (CHICKEN CLUCKING)

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(ALL WHIMPERING)

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(YELPING)

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FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa!

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Sorry, guys.

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING)

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(MURRAY SCREAMING)

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Finally! First I kill Dracula,

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and then
the rest of the monsters!

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Why do you keep doing this?

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Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...

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I defeated them all.

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When will you Van Helsings ever
learn to let go of the hate?

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Never! Because you,
monster, are a...

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(HIGH-PITCHED)
Eh, squeak, squeak.

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What? A mouse?

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VAN HELSING: Ahhh!

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You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!

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I will hunt you
for all eternity!

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(SCREAMS)

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I swear I will never rest until
I destroy you... (GROANS)

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And... (YELPS)

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Every... (GROANS)

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Other...

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Monster... Ow!

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If it's the last thing...
(GROANS)

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I... (GRUNTS)

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Ever... (GROANS)

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Do!

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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Boy, that guy is annoying.

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Maybe one day
there will be a place

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where monsters can go
to get away from it all,

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take a vacation.

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Who knows,
maybe even get married.

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Wouldn't that be something?

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(SCREAMING)

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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- (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING)
- (BAND MOANING MELODY)

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GUESTS: Hmm?

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(BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE)

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(SHUSHING) It's okay.

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Oh, when is
this thing starting?

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Aw, you made them cry,
Wayne.

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All except this little one.
Coochie-coochie...

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WAYNE: That's Sunny.
She doesn't cry.

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(YELPING IN PAIN)

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- She bites.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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- This is a very special moment, Carl.
- (WHIMPERING)

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Any second, your beautiful bride is
going to walk right down the aisle.

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Oh, no, Drac,
she's not coming.

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- (AIR DEFLATING)
- Oh, don't worry.

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Mavis is with her. I'm sure
everything is under control.

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Mavey, is everything
under control?

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Um, yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.

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(SCREAMING)

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Ahhh!

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(HISSING)

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(WHIMPERING)

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Yep, everything is
fine here.

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(SOBBING)

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Please try to relax, Lucy.

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I've taken care
of everything.

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The wedding
is going to be perfect.

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It's not that.

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Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?

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(BLOWING NOSE)

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(GLASS SHATTERS)

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- (CRYING)
- I know just how you feel.

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The day I married Johnny was
the best day of my life,

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but I was so nervous.

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Not as nervous
as I was.

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And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.

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I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.

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But he knew
it was meant to be.

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It doesn't matter
where you come from

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or how different
you are.

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A Zing only happens
once in your life,

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and you have to
cherish it.

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(CRIES, CHUCKLES)

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ALL: Aw.

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You're right! Thank you!

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(GRUNTING) Okay.
All right. Okay.

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Oh. Uh... Okay.
(FORCED CHUCKLE)

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(BLABBING)

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I do.

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(BLABBING)

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I do.

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(BLABBING)

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(DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING)

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Do you hear that?

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Yes. I thought we
locked him in his room.

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We did!

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- (BARKING)
- DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa!

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- (PANTING)
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.

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- Dennis!
- Dennis!

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Tinkles was crying,
so we let him out.

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(BARKING)

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Ahhh!

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Tinkles, sit!

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(TINKLES WHINING)

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DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?

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- Um... Yours?
- (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)

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(STAMMERS)

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Right.

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Poor Tinkles.

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MAVIS: Dennis...

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Look, honey,
I know you love Tinkles,

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but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...

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- (GASPS)
- Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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- ♪ I'm in love
- ♪ I'm in love with a monster ♪

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DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.

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It's time to welcome the happy
couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!

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- (ALWAYS AND FOREVER PLAYING)
- CROWD: Aw!

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JONATHAN: The bride and groom
invite everyone

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to join them
on the dance floor.

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♪ Always and forever

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FEMALE MONSTER:
Care to dance?

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♪ Each moment with you ♪

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GRIFFIN: Is that her?

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Ooh! Watch out now.

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She got stitches
in all the right places.

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Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.

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No, she's
my right arm's cousin.

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(CHUCKLES)

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- (BONES CRUNCHING)
- Ay! Oh!

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- Oh!
- GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now.

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- Frank wanted me to meet you.
- (BONES CRUNCHING)

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We're arm cousins,
twice removed.

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DRACULA: Of course.

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I'd recognize that bicep
anywhere.

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He thought, since we're both
single, we might hit it off,

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maybe go on a date?

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DRACULA: "Date"? Oh!

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Well, eh,
it's just that, eh...

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- (ROCK MUSIC BEGINS)
- Whoa!

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The DJ booth
is a sacred space!

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(GIGGLES) I love this song!

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(GIGGLING)

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Don't you?

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Dracula?

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Oh, where'd he go?

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Dracula?

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(DEEP GROWL)

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What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?

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No offense, but you
can't be too picky.

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You haven't had a date
in 100 years.

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Look, guys, I appreciate your
concern, but it's not up to me.

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You only Zing once,
and I did.

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Times have changed, buddy.

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You can even find someone to
Zing with on your phone now.

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What? Really?

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Oh. Oh, no, no, no.

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I'm far too busy.

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I have Mavis and Dennis and the
hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh.

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Um, did you guys
hear that?

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He actually said,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."

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I don't say,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh"!

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(BEEPS)

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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)

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Eh, uh,
I'm looking for a Zing.

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- Okay. Changing phone ring.
- (RINGTONE PLAYS)

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No, no.
I'm looking for a date.

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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)

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No, no, no.

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I want to meet someone.

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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)

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Are you kidding me right now?

210
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Don't you get it?
I want to go on a date!

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I'm lonely.

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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)

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- You want baloney.
- (GROANS)

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- (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING)
- (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

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(MUMBLES)

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What? Look at
that hair. Come on.

217
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Ah. Too many eyes.

218
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Too few eyes.

219
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- Not into tentacles.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)

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"Match found"?

221
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- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- No, no, no!

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First things first.

223
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- (CATS SNARL)
- Whoa!

224
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I'm not into games.

225
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You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.

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- (CATS YOWLING)
- (DRACULA EXCLAIMING)

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DRACULA: Oh, no.

228
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Oh, whoa, no.

229
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Dad?

230
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Oh! Mavis! Oh.

231
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Uh, what are you doing here?

232
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I was just checking on the honeymoon
suite, and I heard something.

233
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Oh, I'm sorry,
my little bedbug.

234
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I was just cleaning
the attic.

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(SCATTING MELODY)

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It's so dirty, ah, yes...

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- WITCH: (OVER PHONE) Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?

238
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What, this? I was just
trying to find a maid

239
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- to help me with the mess.
- WITCH: A maid?

240
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Who do you think...

241
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Thank you,
I'll check your references

242
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and get back to you. Goodbye!

243
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(RESUMES SCATTING MELODY)

244
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- Dad.
- (STAMMERS)

245
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Stop trying to
hide it from me.

246
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Hide? Who?
I mean, what? Me?

247
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Yes.

248
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,717
And I know what it is.

249
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Uh... Really?

250
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You're stressed out
from working too hard.

251
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Oh!

252
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Okay, yes.

253
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,425
You got me.

254
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,561
It's a big hotel,
you know?

255
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,296
Can't get to everything.

256
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,430
But what about you?

257
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,432
You're pretty busy yourself.

258
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,736
I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,

259
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,305
we're seeing
each other less.

260
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,607
Ah. Yeah.
You're absolutely right.

261
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,543
I am working too much,
you're working too much.

262
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,646
We should really take a break,
starting right now.

263
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,814
Night-night.

264
00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,719
(SIGHS)

265
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,787
WITCH: I'm still here!

266
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,550
(CAT YOWLS)

267
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,257
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

268
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,296
(ALL SNORING)

269
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,567
Aw.

270
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,672
Oh! Hey, honey.

271
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,774
You ready for (YAWNS)

272
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,542
date night?

273
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,810
- (YAWNS)
- Aw.

274
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,110
That's okay, sweetheart.

275
00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,479
You rest.

276
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,981
- (RESUMES SNORING)
- (SIGHS)

277
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,551
You know, Dad's right.

278
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,353
We need a break.

279
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,423
We need to all be together
again, like a family.

280
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,691
Like we used to.

281
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,463
MAN: (ON TV) Are you
overworked and stressed out?

282
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,665
- (GRUNTS)
- Do you need some family time?

283
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,767
Are you a monster?

284
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,700
Then you need a vacation,

285
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,405
a monster vacation.

286
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,408
♪ Sail away, sail away,
sail away ♪

287
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,846
STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard
Gremlin Air.

288
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,781
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

289
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,418
(CACKLING)

290
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,870
- Ah!
- (SCREAMS)

291
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,755
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)

292
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,924
(CACKLING)

293
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,560
(GREMLINS GRUNTING
AND CHATTERING)

294
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,863
(GREMLIN CACKLING)

295
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,765
Ladies and gentlemen,

296
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,134
please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.

297
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,603
For your safety, please
unbuckle your seat belts.

298
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,710
Ooh.

299
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:26,506
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)

300
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,608
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

301
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,643
In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,

302
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,345
oxygen will be provided.

303
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,314
Can I stow that
for you, sir?

304
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,515
All right. Thanks.

305
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,530
Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.

306
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:41,788
Beverages. Snacks.

307
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,223
Beverages.

308
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,491
(BUZZING)

309
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,661
- (BONES CRUNCH)
- Ahhh!

310
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,764
- Coffee?
- That would be lovely.

311
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,265
(SCREAMING)

312
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,567
- (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING)
- (CACKLES)

313
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,568
(GRUNTS)

314
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,773
Mavis, please,
you're torturing me.

315
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:02,108
You know I hate surprises.

316
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,444
(CHUCKLES) This is
a fun surprise.

317
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,513
There are no fun surprises.

318
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,348
Just tell me
where we're going.

319
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,816
Why are we on a plane?

320
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,718
We can fly, you know.

321
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,320
Back in my day,
people took trains.

322
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,755
Now, that's classy.

323
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,792
Sure, Dad. Forty hours
in a closet-sized room

324
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:21,695
with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,

325
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,663
arguing who was
more attractive,

326
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,432
Cleopatra or Nefertiti.

327
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,467
(GROANS) Nefertiti.

328
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,202
- Okay, Dad, thank you.
- (LAUGHS)

329
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,372
Mavis, this is
such an amazing surprise!

330
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:36,242
I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.

331
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:40,313
But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!

332
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:44,150
Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.

333
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,719
You've been
so stressed out lately.

334
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,880
It's time for you to relax.

335
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,361
(MAVIS CHUCKLES)

336
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,897
- (GRUNTS)
- Now, isn't that better?

337
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,399
Oh, yes.

338
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,734
So relaxed.

339
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,172
I'm gonna go check
on you-know-who.

340
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,774
I'll be right back.

341
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,143
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)

342
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,378
Hey, did you see that?

343
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,912
Dennis went to the bathroom!

344
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,748
Uh... Okay.

345
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,487
Psst. Hey, where are you?

346
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,425
(WHINES)

347
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,394
There you are, Tinkles.

348
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,764
Don't worry, we'd never
leave you home alone.

349
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,898
PILOT: (OVER PA) Okay, folks,
you're free to move

350
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,299
about the cabin, as we have

351
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,634
started our descent.

352
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,239
(ENGINE WHINES)

353
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,240
(SCREAMING)

354
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,147
- (OVEN DINGS)
- (MUZAK PLAYING)

355
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,883
(ALARM BEEPING)

356
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:52,519
So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?

357
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,887
Oh, you know,
the usual.

358
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,689
Got to take the kids
to soccer.

359
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:56,823
(BOTH SLURPING)

360
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,361
STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages.

361
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,697
Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.

362
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,870
(HULL CREAKING)

363
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,978
Ladies and gentlemen, we've
arrived at our destination,

364
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,580
the Bermuda Triangle.

365
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,694
ALL: Ooh!

366
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,897
(PASSENGERS WHOOPING,
LAUGHING)

367
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,333
Welcome to
the Bermuda Triangle,

368
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:17,337
where you'll embark on a
monster cruise of a lifetime.

369
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,909
A cruise?

370
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,778
Surprise!

371
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,413
(GRUMBLES)
Oh, no, you... No.

372
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:30,817
But it's just like a hotel
on the water.

373
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,986
I just figured
you need a vacation

374
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,488
from running
everyone else's vacation.

375
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,324
You've barely been
out of the hotel since...

376
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,394
Well, since Mom died.

377
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,530
But this is a chance
to make new memories,

378
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,831
with all of us.

379
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,330
With Dennis.

380
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:52,505
- Boat!
- Boat!

381
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,912
Who made you
such an amazing daughter?

382
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,800
You.

383
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,581
(CHUCKLES) That's right!

384
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,550
What a father I am.

385
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,190
Come on, Denisovich,
let's get cruising!

386
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,387
- DENNIS: Yay!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)

387
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,957
(WITCHES CACKLING)

388
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,892
(WHOOPING, CACKLING)

389
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,442
- DENNIS: Wow!
- (ALL GASP)

390
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,281
(HORN BLOWING)

391
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,818
(FAINT CHEERING)

392
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,699
(PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING)

393
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,700
Okay. Smile.

394
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,605
- (CRYING RESUMES)
- Thank you.

395
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,573
(CACKLING)

396
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,490
Ow!

397
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:11,885
DENNIS: "No pets allowed"?

398
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:13,853
Uh-oh.

399
00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:24,698
Perfect.

400
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,503
(GROANS)

401
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,639
FISH MAN: Welcome aboard.
How are you doing?

402
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,400
- Dennis, come on.
- FISH MAN: Nice to see you.

403
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,575
Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.

404
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,378
Oh, hello.
Welcome aboard.

405
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,121
Uh, this is Bob.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

406
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,723
Say hi, Bob.

407
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:50,890
"Hi, Bob."

408
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,900
Oh, my gosh, Griffin.

409
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,736
I'm, like, so excited.

410
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,500
This is, like, the nicest
hotel I've ever been to.

411
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,606
GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES)

412
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,208
Man, this is amazing!

413
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,809
There's so much to do!

414
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,811
Olympic-size swimming pool...

415
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,647
All-you-can-eat buffet...

416
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,887
Whoo! I'm gonna get me
a seaweed rewrap!

417
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,890
Wow, it sounds like
everything we can do

418
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,358
at our hotel!

419
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,610
Except on the water!

420
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,960
(MURRAY CACKLING)

421
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,566
- (FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
- (SHRIEKING)

422
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,869
- (CROWD GASPING)
- (WHINING)

423
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,938
(CROWD GASPING)

424
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:42,142
ALL: Ooh! Ah!

425
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,770
- (GIGGLING)
- Wow!

426
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:45,245
You nailed it, honey.

427
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,480
Your dad is going to
love this!

428
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,416
Best summer vacation ever!

429
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,317
Wait till you see
the itinerary.

430
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,886
- (FIREWORK EXPLODES)
- Oh!

431
00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:54,254
That's nice.

432
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,230
Frank, "fire bad." Remember?

433
00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,626
Oh, yeah, right, but,
uh, maybe you'll find

434
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,195
your own fireworks
on the cruise, huh?

435
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:04,264
It's not the Love Boat, Frank.

436
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,267
I'm just here to have fun
with my family.

437
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,138
- (GRUNTING)
- DRACULA: Huh?

438
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:15,275
Ha!

439
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,376
Ahoy there!

440
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,944
Welcome aboard!

441
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,112
(GREETS IN SPANISH)

442
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,180
(GREETS IN GERMAN)

443
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,581
(GREETS IN RUSSIAN)

444
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,649
(GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

445
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,150
(PURRS)

446
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,418
(DEEP GROWL)

447
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,121
Whoa! Who is that?

448
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,280
I am Captain Ericka.

449
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,897
And, yes, I'm human. But
don't hold that against me.

450
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,967
I could not be more excited
to have all of you on board

451
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,503
our first-ever
monster cruise!

452
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,571
(ALL CHEERING)

453
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:49,142
(RAPID HEARTBEAT)

454
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,144
Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES)

455
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,314
Dad? Are you okay?

456
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,649
Eeny feeny fanny
foonyah wah wah?

457
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,685
Oh, no! He's having
a heart attack!

458
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,653
Drac? Not likely.

459
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,890
Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.

460
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:04,224
It must be a stroke!

461
00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:06,226
Actually, I think
it might be her.

462
00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:09,195
Ow! Watch where you're pointing,
mister, I'm right here.

463
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,310
You always stand
so close to me.

464
00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:12,966
It's creepy.

465
00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:16,136
For so long, monsters were
hiding, living in the shadows,

466
00:22:16,136 --> 00:22:18,104
but not anymore!

467
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:22,108
You've stood up and waved
your hand or claw or tentacle

468
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:27,800
and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"

469
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,948
(ALL CHEERING)

470
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,519
Now it's time to celebrate!

471
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,622
You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,

472
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,390
and nonstop entertainment,

473
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:40,493
all on the way
to our final destination,

474
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:43,596
the lost city
that isn't lost anymore,

475
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:46,266
Atlantis!

476
00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:48,100
(CROWD CHEERING)

477
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,720
Oh, yeah!

478
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,473
Whoo-hoo!

479
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,709
Whoa!
The fish are acrobats!

480
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,544
They're fishcrobats!

481
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,790
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)

482
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,116
Hello. How y'all doing?

483
00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:05,318
- (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
- So...

484
00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:08,688
You must be
the one and only Dracula.

485
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:14,127
I have waited so long
to meet you.

486
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,262
Wow, you really don't age,
do you?

487
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,697
I would kill
for your skin.

488
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:21,101
(CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday
shoolah eh koobeeday?

489
00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:23,360
Oh. You're speaking
Transylvanian.

490
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,471
Oh. Always wanted
to learn.

491
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:27,340
Uh, eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday?

492
00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:29,476
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.

493
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,344
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.

494
00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:33,380
Eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday.

495
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:36,149
Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday.

496
00:23:36,149 --> 00:23:38,385
Oh, such a romantic language.

497
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:40,320
You know, there's just
something about an accent

498
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,723
that makes a man
sound so intelligent.

499
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,291
- Alibooboo.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

500
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,270
That's Transylvanian
right there.

501
00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:49,129
He's saying
it's nice to meet you.

502
00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:52,799
(CHUCKLES) Well, then
"alibooboo" to you as well.

503
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:56,336
- Alibooboo. Alibooboo.
- Drac! Drac, snap out of it.

504
00:23:56,336 --> 00:23:58,271
Wait. I've always wanted
to do this.

505
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:00,340
Wake up! Wake up, Drac!
(SLAPPING)

506
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:01,608
Snap out of it!

507
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,109
Hey, cut it out!

508
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,411
Hey, buddy, you okay?

509
00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:07,800
No, not okay.

510
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,448
Not okay!

511
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,517
(STAMMERS)
I... I...

512
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,520
I...

513
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,620
Zinged.

514
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,703
- (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)

515
00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:35,342
(PLAYING DOWNTOWN)

516
00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:44,217
(SPOKEN SINGING) ♪ I went to the
moped store, I said, "Sell it"

517
00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:46,653
♪ Salesman's like, "What up?
What's your budget?"

518
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,455
♪ And I'm like, "Honestly, I
don't know nothin' about mopeds"

519
00:24:48,455 --> 00:24:50,790
♪ He said, "I got the one
for you, follow me"

520
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,759
♪ Ooh, it's too real

521
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:55,729
♪ A chromed-out mirror,
I don't need a windshield ♪

522
00:24:55,729 --> 00:24:58,431
(VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE)

523
00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:04,104
Mmm!

524
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,240
VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES)

525
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,412
(SIGHS) Here we go.

526
00:25:15,315 --> 00:25:17,250
(GRUNTING)

527
00:25:19,419 --> 00:25:21,121
(SIGHS)

528
00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:24,324
WITCH: Ah!

529
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,128
WOMAN:
♪ Auf Wiedersehen

530
00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:32,165
♪ Danke schoen ♪

531
00:25:33,433 --> 00:25:35,502
(MUFFLED GROANING)

532
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,139
(GASPS)

533
00:25:39,139 --> 00:25:40,573
(MUFFLED GROANING)

534
00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:41,775
(RETCHES)

535
00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,411
Papa.

536
00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:48,415
- (BARKING, CRYING)
- (GASPING)

537
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,851
(PUPPIES WAILING)

538
00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:00,193
"Kids Club."

539
00:26:00,193 --> 00:26:01,895
What's a kids club?

540
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,498
(MONSTER BABY BELCHES)

541
00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:07,367
(GRUNTS, GIGGLES)

542
00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:08,368
Whee!

543
00:26:09,269 --> 00:26:10,270
Whee!

544
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,408
- Fish.
- That's right, dear.

545
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:17,100
I'm still not sure
I understand.

546
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:20,547
You take my kids,
all day, on purpose?

547
00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:21,981
Fish.

548
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:23,249
That's right.

549
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,418
What exactly
don't you understand?

550
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,287
- Why? Ow!
- Shh.

551
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:30,990
So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.

552
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,360
- (SNIFFLES)
- Fish.

553
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,863
Oh, don't worry, you get them
back at the end of the day.

554
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,299
Fish.

555
00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:41,434
Oh, well. That's better
than nothing. (WHISTLES)

556
00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:44,804
Oh. Oh!

557
00:26:51,211 --> 00:26:52,278
- So...
- (GLASS SHATTERS)

558
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,913
What do we do now?

559
00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:58,284
I think we do
whatever we want.

560
00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:01,488
"Whatever we want"?

561
00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:03,556
Whatever we want.

562
00:27:03,556 --> 00:27:04,958
Whatever we want.

563
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,292
Whatever we want!

564
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:10,196
BOTH: (CHANTING)
Whatever we want.

565
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:12,999
- Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.

566
00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:15,350
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.

567
00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,570
Oh, hi. Hello.

568
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:19,239
How y'all doin'?

569
00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:20,407
- Oh. (CHUCKLING)
- Good evening, Captain.

570
00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:22,409
Well, hello.
Oh, my goodness.

571
00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:24,277
Ah! (CHUCKLES)

572
00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:27,947
Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail?
You know...

573
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,215
Oh! Certainly.

574
00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:31,518
Okay. Thank you
so much.

575
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,388
Oh, hello.

576
00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:36,456
Welcome aboard.

577
00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:07,320
Ugh! You were so right,
Great-Grandfather.

578
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,223
Monsters are disgusting!

579
00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:12,158
VAN HELSING: They're animals!

580
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,301
(CHUGGING, SQUEAKING)

581
00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:31,144
I'll be right there.

582
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:33,313
(PANTS, GROANS)

583
00:28:33,313 --> 00:28:35,648
(SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING)

584
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:41,354
Dracula, is he on board?

585
00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:44,657
Yes. I saw him.
Face-to-face. Ugh!

586
00:28:44,657 --> 00:28:46,292
I was so nice to him.

587
00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,595
That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,

588
00:28:48,595 --> 00:28:50,296
showing off his fangs.

589
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,980
Argh, it's just like
you taught me!

590
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:54,667
It's even worse than I feared!

591
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:57,771
It was that fateful night
that I realized

592
00:28:57,771 --> 00:29:01,374
a human could never defeat
a monster.

593
00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:03,430
(SCREAMING)

594
00:29:05,512 --> 00:29:09,349
But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.

595
00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:14,320
And so, I began to search
for an answer.

596
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:19,592
And I saw it in an ancient text,
an instrument of destruction

597
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:22,128
so powerful
it destroyed Atlantis,

598
00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:26,320
a whole city of monsters.
(CHUCKLES)

599
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,303
And there, deep within the
rubble, it lay, waiting.

600
00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:34,107
Endlessly, I searched
for the lost city

601
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:37,610
Time passed, and my body
began to fail me.

602
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,213
Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.

603
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,716
First my liver,
then my spleen,

604
00:29:42,716 --> 00:29:45,385
followed by a kidney or two.

605
00:29:45,385 --> 00:29:49,550
Then my golden locks.
(MOANS)

606
00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:51,591
But I wouldn't let
that stop me.

607
00:29:51,591 --> 00:29:56,563
I replaced my failing organs
with technology!

608
00:29:56,563 --> 00:29:58,264
Ha-ha!

609
00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,166
And look at me now.

610
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,768
Mmm-hmm!

611
00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:04,637
Oh, girl,
it's an improvement, really.

612
00:30:05,739 --> 00:30:08,740
Um, sure.

613
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:13,747
And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.

614
00:30:13,747 --> 00:30:15,582
Oh, forget about all this!

615
00:30:15,582 --> 00:30:17,183
Let me get rid of
Dracula right now.

616
00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:18,818
I was so close to him,
I could've just...

617
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,720
(GRUNTING)

618
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,390
No, no, no!

619
00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:25,425
We have to
stick to the plan.

620
00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:27,293
Lure the monsters
to Atlantis,

621
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,662
retrieve the instrument
of destruction,

622
00:30:29,662 --> 00:30:32,532
trap them there,
and then wipe them out.

623
00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:34,367
It's simple, Ericka!

624
00:30:34,367 --> 00:30:37,437
Now, promise me you won't
try and kill Dracula.

625
00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:38,838
Ugh, fine!

626
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:41,274
- I promise.
- Promise what?

627
00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:44,811
(GROANS) I promise I won't
try and kill Dracula. Okay?

628
00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:47,180
(SNORING)

629
00:30:49,549 --> 00:30:51,351
Ugh.

630
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:55,422
Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...

631
00:30:55,422 --> 00:30:57,190
I will kill him.

632
00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:03,496
♪ Tonight...

633
00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:08,468
♪ I just want
to take you higher

634
00:31:08,468 --> 00:31:12,772
♪ Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon

635
00:31:12,772 --> 00:31:15,608
- ♪ Girls
- ♪ What y'all tryin' to do?

636
00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:21,681
♪ 24-karat magic in the air

637
00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:23,917
♪ Head-to-toe

638
00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,385
Whew!

639
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:26,386
♪ Uh, look out

640
00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:27,821
(EVIL CHUCKLE)

641
00:31:27,821 --> 00:31:29,289
- ♪ Pop, pop, it's showtime
- ♪ Showtime

642
00:31:29,289 --> 00:31:30,357
- ♪ Showtime
- ♪ Showtime

643
00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:31,858
♪ Guess who's back again

644
00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:33,626
- ♪ Oh, they don't know?
- ♪ Go on, tell 'em

645
00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,261
- ♪ Oh, they don't know?
- ♪ Go on, tell 'em

646
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,297
♪ I'll bet they know
as soon as we walk in

647
00:31:37,297 --> 00:31:38,531
- ♪ Sho' 'nuff
- ♪ I'm wearin' Cuban links ♪

648
00:31:38,531 --> 00:31:40,200
- ♪ Designer'minks
- ♪ Yeah

649
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,768
(BABBLING)

650
00:31:41,768 --> 00:31:43,870
♪ Don't look too hard,
might hurt yourself

651
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:46,139
♪ Known to give the color red
The blues

652
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,541
(GRUNTS)

653
00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:51,244
♪ Tell me whatcha tryin'
to do

654
00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:55,882
♪ 24-karat magic in the air

655
00:31:55,882 --> 00:31:58,184
(CHUCKLING)

656
00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:01,421
Ugh!

657
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,657
♪ Moon

658
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:07,627
- ♪ Girls
- ♪What y'all tryin' to do?

659
00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:09,329
(LAUGHS)

660
00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:10,663
Oh!

661
00:32:14,401 --> 00:32:15,402
(WHIMPERS)

662
00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:20,807
(RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING)

663
00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:25,378
- ♪ Girls
- ♪ What y'all tryin' to do?

664
00:32:26,913 --> 00:32:28,348
♪ 24-karat... ♪

665
00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,783
(SONG PAUSES)

666
00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:32,752
♪ Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon ♪

667
00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:34,854
(GRUNTS)

668
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,960
Work it, Dracula.

669
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,662
You know it.

670
00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:46,499
Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!

671
00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:47,867
Feeling good, Frank.

672
00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,437
Look at you, so fancy!

673
00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:52,500
What? This? Please.

674
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,700
Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?

675
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:55,642
"Impress"? Oh.

676
00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:57,544
Who do I need to impress?

677
00:32:57,544 --> 00:32:59,412
Hey, isn't that
Captain Ericka?

678
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,980
Oh, no! (STAMMERS)

679
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:03,316
Uh, what? Eh, oh...

680
00:33:03,316 --> 00:33:04,718
GRIFFIN: Oops, no,
not her.

681
00:33:04,718 --> 00:33:06,286
(ALL CACKLE)

682
00:33:06,286 --> 00:33:07,921
- Ooh, that's good!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)

683
00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:09,220
Very amusing.

684
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,590
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)

685
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,431
(SIGHS)

686
00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:21,334
Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just
we've never seen you like this.

687
00:33:21,334 --> 00:33:22,569
I know.

688
00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:23,970
It doesn't make any sense.

689
00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:26,706
You can't Zing twice,
it's impossible!

690
00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:29,900
But I did! So now what?

691
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,678
(GASPS) And what about Mavis?

692
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,813
She wants you
to be happy, right?

693
00:33:33,813 --> 00:33:36,649
I'm sure she'll go
with the flow.

694
00:33:36,649 --> 00:33:38,385
Oh, no, no, no!

695
00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:40,854
Mavis needs me.
She depends on me.

696
00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:43,923
I need to be home
with my family.

697
00:33:43,923 --> 00:33:48,280
Hey, Murray here may be from
Egypt, but you're the one in

698
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,562
"da Nile."

699
00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:51,640
(LAUGHS)

700
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,732
You guys get that?

701
00:33:52,732 --> 00:33:54,000
- (THUDS)
- Ow! You hit me right in the...

702
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,100
Mavis!

703
00:33:58,738 --> 00:34:01,700
Don't say a word, or
I'll haunt your dreams.

704
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,344
Having fun?

705
00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:06,746
Oh, I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.

706
00:34:06,746 --> 00:34:10,850
You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.

707
00:34:10,850 --> 00:34:13,753
All of us together,
it's really special.

708
00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:16,656
Me, too,
spider monkey.

709
00:34:16,656 --> 00:34:19,926
Now, are you ready for me to
destroy you in monster ball?

710
00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:22,696
- Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!
- (GIGGLES)

711
00:34:22,696 --> 00:34:23,963
Come on, Papa Drac!

712
00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:25,665
(CHUCKLES) Bring it on!

713
00:34:25,665 --> 00:34:28,268
For I am king of family fun!

714
00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:34,641
Ha-ha! All right!
Who is ready to get pummeled?

715
00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:36,109
(WHIMPERING)

716
00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:38,345
I got to warn you,

717
00:34:38,345 --> 00:34:41,348
I played second-team coed intramural
volleyball at Santa Cruz.

718
00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:44,500
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
- Sure, pal. Whatever you say.

719
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,786
Everybody, just please
watch the hair.

720
00:34:46,786 --> 00:34:48,621
Watch the hair!

721
00:34:48,621 --> 00:34:51,240
Oh-ho-ho! Let's go!
Let's do this!

722
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,493
Oh, my gosh, this is
gonna be so much fun.

723
00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:54,861
MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready.

724
00:34:54,861 --> 00:34:56,463
Here comes the pain!

725
00:34:57,897 --> 00:34:59,320
(SCREAMING)

726
00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:02,902
- Spike!
- Not the hair!

727
00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:04,704
- Whoa!
- (WHIMPERS)

728
00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:08,942
No, no, no!

729
00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:10,760
(LAUGHS)

730
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,979
- (ALL CHEERING)
- All right!

731
00:35:12,979 --> 00:35:16,149
FISH MAN: (OVER PA) Captain
Ericka, you are needed on deck.

732
00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:19,552
Next stop...
Buh-bye, Dracula.

733
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,870
Ha-ha! All right, baby!

734
00:35:21,921 --> 00:35:23,490
(DEEP SNARL)

735
00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:25,925
(SCREAMING)

736
00:35:27,694 --> 00:35:29,950
(BABBLING)

737
00:35:37,404 --> 00:35:38,838
(DISTORTED BABBLING)

738
00:35:40,106 --> 00:35:41,808
(ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK)

739
00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:43,410
(DISTORTED GRUNT)

740
00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:44,844
Oh, baby, I got this.

741
00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:46,413
Hey there, monsters.

742
00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:47,347
Huh?

743
00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:51,951
Yeah! What'd I say!

744
00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:57,900
ERICKA: We're arriving
at our first destination.

745
00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:00,600
(RUMBLING)

746
00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:05,865
The underwater volcano!

747
00:36:05,865 --> 00:36:09,969
Everyone, grab your scuba
gear and get ready to explore

748
00:36:09,969 --> 00:36:12,372
the wonders of the sea.

749
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,974
Especially you,

750
00:36:14,974 --> 00:36:16,543
Count Dracula.

751
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:20,780
(CHUCKLES)

752
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,515
You see that, pal?
She likes you.

753
00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:23,883
Oh, no, no, no.

754
00:36:23,883 --> 00:36:25,952
That sounds like a Zing
in full effect.

755
00:36:25,952 --> 00:36:27,854
Oh, no, no, no.

756
00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:29,556
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

757
00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:32,192
I'm just here
to have family fun.

758
00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:34,494
Family, family, fun, fun.

759
00:36:53,790 --> 00:36:56,116
(HISSING, BUBBLING)

760
00:36:56,116 --> 00:36:58,551
Hmm, let's see.
What about here?

761
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:01,154
- (HISSING)
- (YELLING)

762
00:37:04,991 --> 00:37:07,193
(ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)

763
00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:21,107
Right this way, everyone.

764
00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:37,157
Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.

765
00:37:37,157 --> 00:37:40,694
I give you Volcano del Fuego.

766
00:37:40,694 --> 00:37:42,996
Or, as the local sea life
call it...

767
00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:44,664
(POPPING MOUTH)

768
00:38:02,248 --> 00:38:03,750
(PEDALS SQUEAKING)

769
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:31,211
(MUFFLED YELLING)

770
00:38:36,182 --> 00:38:37,283
(DENNIS GIGGLES)

771
00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:44,858
DENNIS: Whee!

772
00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:47,260
(WHALE SINGING)

773
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,412
(CHUCKLES)

774
00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:40,947
Aw, what a cute family.

775
00:39:40,947 --> 00:39:42,150
What? No, it's not.

776
00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:43,850
Argh! Dracula bad!

777
00:39:48,688 --> 00:39:49,689
(GRUNTS)

778
00:40:10,343 --> 00:40:11,344
(GASPS)

779
00:40:17,170 --> 00:40:18,685
(PEDAL SQUEAKING)

780
00:40:38,972 --> 00:40:40,407
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)

781
00:40:52,385 --> 00:40:53,853
(COUGHING)

782
00:40:53,853 --> 00:40:55,880
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

783
00:40:58,758 --> 00:41:00,126
GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate.

784
00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:02,295
I can't believe
you're hungry already.

785
00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:04,300
I'm sorry.
You know what it is?

786
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:05,965
It's all... Just all that
seafood just swimming around,

787
00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:07,934
and when I "see food..."

788
00:41:07,934 --> 00:41:11,370
Oh, man! I'm gone.

789
00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:13,973
Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!

790
00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,420
Dracula, Dracula!

791
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:19,145
I get so close, but it's
almost like he's teasing me.

792
00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:21,381
I just, I can't
stand it anymore.

793
00:41:21,381 --> 00:41:22,682
I have to get him!

794
00:41:28,154 --> 00:41:29,155
(GRUNTING)

795
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:36,896
Boy, that underwater volcano
looked hot.

796
00:41:36,896 --> 00:41:38,765
WITCHES: Mmm-hmm.

797
00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:42,469
(ALL GASP)

798
00:41:42,469 --> 00:41:44,404
Oh... Hi, Bob.

799
00:41:44,404 --> 00:41:48,375
Right. We promised you we'd
play, uh, ping-pong now.

800
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,944
Um, Dennis?
Who is this?

801
00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:53,130
Uh, it's our friend, Bob.

802
00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:54,848
- Say hi, Bob.
- "Hi, Bob."

803
00:41:56,316 --> 00:41:59,319
Okay! Time to go
play ping-pong.

804
00:41:59,319 --> 00:42:00,453
- FRANKENSTEIN: Drac!
- GRIFFIN: Drac!

805
00:42:00,453 --> 00:42:03,560
- Drac!
- Drac!

806
00:42:04,891 --> 00:42:07,930
Hey, boys,
where's the fire?

807
00:42:07,930 --> 00:42:08,461
Oh, well,
Griffin here, he...

808
00:42:08,461 --> 00:42:10,830
- He has something to tell you.
- Me? Uh...

809
00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:13,199
Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on
my hand, and since, you know,

810
00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,502
you're a biting expert, I
thought you could take a look.

811
00:42:15,502 --> 00:42:17,700
- Yeah. Come on over here.
- The light is better.

812
00:42:18,304 --> 00:42:19,839
Okay...

813
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,943
Okay, what is going on?

814
00:42:23,943 --> 00:42:26,980
You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.

815
00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:28,982
You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...

816
00:42:28,982 --> 00:42:31,584
(VOCALIZING)

817
00:42:31,584 --> 00:42:33,987
♪ Ericka loves the Drac

818
00:42:33,987 --> 00:42:36,222
♪ She can't get enough
of that Drac

819
00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:38,191
♪ Oh, yeah

820
00:42:38,191 --> 00:42:39,492
♪ Drac is back

821
00:42:39,492 --> 00:42:41,327
♪ The Zinga-Zing ♪

822
00:42:41,327 --> 00:42:43,763
Shh. I told you I don't
want to upset Mavis.

823
00:42:43,763 --> 00:42:46,499
- But what are you talking about?
- (CROWD GASPS)

824
00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:48,802
Okay, well, see, Frank got
hungry, so no surprise there...

825
00:42:48,802 --> 00:42:52,672
But we swam back to the ship, and
we found Ericka raving about you.

826
00:42:52,672 --> 00:42:54,507
She can't live
without you, buddy.

827
00:42:54,507 --> 00:42:56,242
It's serious!

828
00:42:56,242 --> 00:43:00,280
♪ You can't deny
the Zing, baby ♪

829
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,683
So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna
make a move on the captain, or what?

830
00:43:03,683 --> 00:43:05,318
Uh, yes.

831
00:43:05,318 --> 00:43:07,821
- Maybe? No.
- Ugh.

832
00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:11,157
It's been a while. I don't
even know where to start.

833
00:43:11,157 --> 00:43:13,560
It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.

834
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,395
- Remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.

835
00:43:15,395 --> 00:43:17,397
- Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.

836
00:43:17,397 --> 00:43:18,665
Ask her where
her parts are from.

837
00:43:18,665 --> 00:43:20,367
Oh, and say
that her wrappings look nice.

838
00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:22,168
- "Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.

839
00:43:22,168 --> 00:43:24,170
- "Your neck looks delicious."
- GRIFFIN: Here she comes.

840
00:43:24,170 --> 00:43:26,573
Okay, Drac,
hit it.

841
00:43:26,573 --> 00:43:28,775
Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.

842
00:43:28,775 --> 00:43:31,678
Would you like
to see my parts?

843
00:43:31,678 --> 00:43:34,481
(IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING
AND EXPLODING)

844
00:43:34,481 --> 00:43:36,583
Yes, I'd love to go out
with you.

845
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:37,817
Ay! What?

846
00:43:37,817 --> 00:43:38,952
ALL: What?

847
00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:40,353
Cantina. Midnight.

848
00:43:40,353 --> 00:43:41,421
Don't be late.

849
00:43:51,197 --> 00:43:52,399
Whew!

850
00:43:52,399 --> 00:43:53,767
- That was a close one.
- (PANTING)

851
00:43:54,901 --> 00:43:57,404
(SNORTS, SNIFFING)

852
00:43:57,404 --> 00:44:00,140
- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.

853
00:44:09,983 --> 00:44:11,484
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop!
- Wait!

854
00:44:11,484 --> 00:44:12,619
No, no, no!

855
00:44:18,491 --> 00:44:19,492
(THUDS)

856
00:44:19,959 --> 00:44:20,927
(GASPS)

857
00:44:22,996 --> 00:44:25,832
(GROWLING, BARKING)

858
00:44:25,832 --> 00:44:26,966
Tinkles, stop!

859
00:44:26,966 --> 00:44:29,436
(GASPING) I've been found!

860
00:44:29,436 --> 00:44:32,439
You'll never get me, monster!

861
00:44:32,439 --> 00:44:34,941
DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop.
Shh! Shh!

862
00:44:34,941 --> 00:44:36,910
(YAPPING)

863
00:44:40,747 --> 00:44:42,782
(YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE)

864
00:44:48,688 --> 00:44:50,190
Ew.

865
00:44:59,299 --> 00:45:04,771
FISH MAN: Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.

866
00:45:04,771 --> 00:45:07,400
It's time to get lost
on the beach,

867
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:12,445
and we hope you'll find yourself
some fun and relaxation.

868
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:15,949
JONATHAN: Whoo-hoo!
Beach time!

869
00:45:15,949 --> 00:45:17,784
Johnny, you go
set everything up.

870
00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:19,719
And, Dad, you go get in
line for the snow cones.

871
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,489
You know, actually,
I was thinking you and Johnny

872
00:45:22,489 --> 00:45:24,324
should spend
some time together.

873
00:45:24,324 --> 00:45:26,760
What do you call it again?
Eh, date night?

874
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,294
Date night?

875
00:45:28,294 --> 00:45:30,630
- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thought

876
00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:32,432
me and the guys would
take this opportunity

877
00:45:32,432 --> 00:45:35,535
to spend some quality time
with Dennis.

878
00:45:35,535 --> 00:45:37,404
Oh. Okay.
That's a great idea.

879
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:39,720
Come on, Johnny.
Date night.

880
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,841
Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!

881
00:45:44,944 --> 00:45:46,813
(EXCITED SQUEAKING)

882
00:45:55,555 --> 00:45:56,723
(SATISFIED SQUEAK)

883
00:45:56,723 --> 00:45:58,525
Okay, here you go!

884
00:45:58,525 --> 00:45:59,592
(PANTING)

885
00:46:03,663 --> 00:46:05,465
- Good girl!
- I got this one.

886
00:46:05,999 --> 00:46:07,000
(BARKING)

887
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,507
- (RETCHES)
- (YAPPING IN DISTANCE)

888
00:46:14,507 --> 00:46:16,900
What was that?

889
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,911
- (RUMBLING)
- It sounds like our children.

890
00:46:17,911 --> 00:46:20,747
- It is our children! Run!
- Run!

891
00:46:20,747 --> 00:46:22,816
Please! Help! Someone!

892
00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:24,784
Get the parents!

893
00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:27,721
Frank? Would you rub
some moonscreen on my back

894
00:46:27,721 --> 00:46:29,356
before I get burned?

895
00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:30,557
Wait one second, honey.

896
00:46:30,557 --> 00:46:31,891
You know, the kids buried me
in the sand.

897
00:46:31,891 --> 00:46:33,493
(KIDS GIGGLING)

898
00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:40,660
Mmm. Thanks, honey.

899
00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:42,569
- Shall we have another?
- Sure.

900
00:46:42,569 --> 00:46:45,905
- Sounds good.
- Straight up.

901
00:46:45,905 --> 00:46:48,410
Isn't this place amazing?

902
00:46:48,410 --> 00:46:51,440
Whoa! The menu is in a bottle!

903
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,946
Genius! Isn't that
awesome, honey?

904
00:46:55,448 --> 00:46:57,830
What? Oh, sorry.

905
00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:59,850
I was just thinking
about my dad.

906
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:01,988
Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?

907
00:47:01,988 --> 00:47:05,425
Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the captain.

908
00:47:05,425 --> 00:47:07,394
- What?
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.

909
00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:09,963
The Love Boat is definitely
making another run.

910
00:47:09,963 --> 00:47:11,731
No way. He's...

911
00:47:11,731 --> 00:47:14,000
He's my dad.

912
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,802
I know, right? It's weird.

913
00:47:15,802 --> 00:47:19,639
When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.

914
00:47:19,639 --> 00:47:24,944
I guess I never thought about
him with anyone besides my mom.

915
00:47:24,944 --> 00:47:27,447
You're cool with it,
though, right?

916
00:47:27,447 --> 00:47:29,582
Of course. I want him
to be happy.

917
00:47:29,582 --> 00:47:30,583
Totally.

918
00:47:32,652 --> 00:47:34,487
Totally.

919
00:47:34,487 --> 00:47:36,589
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)

920
00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:43,196
Buenas noches, mi amigo.

921
00:47:43,196 --> 00:47:49,202
Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?

922
00:47:49,202 --> 00:47:51,705
Yes, of course,
Mr. Chupacabra.

923
00:47:53,473 --> 00:47:55,608
(GOAT BLEATS)

924
00:47:55,608 --> 00:47:57,544
Muchas gracias.
(CHUCKLES)

925
00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:01,514
(GOAT SCREECHES)

926
00:48:13,493 --> 00:48:14,828
You look ravishing.

927
00:48:14,828 --> 00:48:15,929
Oh.

928
00:48:15,929 --> 00:48:17,130
Uh, thank you. I just...

929
00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:18,631
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

930
00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:20,400
(EXCLAIMS)

931
00:48:27,674 --> 00:48:29,542
So, um...

932
00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:32,612
Does Captain Ericka
have a last name?

933
00:48:32,612 --> 00:48:34,800
Uh, oh, uh...

934
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,216
Oh, guacamole!

935
00:48:36,216 --> 00:48:37,751
"Ericka Guacamole"?

936
00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:41,870
That's so international.

937
00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:44,891
(CHUCKLES) No.
Guacamole for us to share.

938
00:48:44,891 --> 00:48:47,260
Oh, how beautiful
is that full moon tonight?

939
00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:48,695
Look. Right behind you.

940
00:48:53,990 --> 00:48:56,569
Mmm! The food here
is to die for.

941
00:48:56,569 --> 00:48:59,673
(BOTH MOANING)

942
00:49:07,213 --> 00:49:11,151
Holy moly, that was
a lot of guacamole.

943
00:49:11,151 --> 00:49:13,520
Are you feeling all right?

944
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,189
- Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.

945
00:49:16,189 --> 00:49:18,580
(STOMACH GROWLING)

946
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:19,726
Oh...

947
00:49:19,726 --> 00:49:23,163
There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.

948
00:49:23,163 --> 00:49:24,698
- Oh, no.
- (GROANS)

949
00:49:24,698 --> 00:49:26,166
Isn't that deadly
for you?

950
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,134
No, no, no.
It's just that I'm...

951
00:49:29,690 --> 00:49:30,737
Garlic intolerant.

952
00:49:33,807 --> 00:49:35,108
(FARTS)

953
00:49:36,543 --> 00:49:38,178
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

954
00:49:39,450 --> 00:49:40,213
Was that you?

955
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,818
(GIGGLING) Whoo!

956
00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:46,520
Oh, yeah!

957
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,254
Dolphin surfing!

958
00:49:48,254 --> 00:49:49,656
(DOLPHIN CLICKING)

959
00:49:50,890 --> 00:49:53,526
(BOTH LAUGHING)

960
00:49:55,829 --> 00:49:56,963
Whoa!

961
00:49:56,963 --> 00:49:58,898
Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.

962
00:49:58,898 --> 00:50:00,330
Hey-hey.

963
00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:01,768
- Oh! Hey there.
- (GRUNTS)

964
00:50:01,768 --> 00:50:03,770
- Papa.
- Hidey-ho!

965
00:50:03,770 --> 00:50:04,971
Hi.

966
00:50:04,971 --> 00:50:07,340
(CHUCKLES) Is my dad
in there, too?

967
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:09,676
(MONSTERS GASP)

968
00:50:09,676 --> 00:50:11,945
GRIFFIN: (AS DRACULA) Don't worry,
I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh.

969
00:50:11,945 --> 00:50:15,982
(GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here.
He's on his date.

970
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,851
Date?

971
00:50:20,754 --> 00:50:23,223
Please, forgive me,

972
00:50:23,223 --> 00:50:24,924
I'm just very nervous.

973
00:50:24,924 --> 00:50:26,893
You see,

974
00:50:26,893 --> 00:50:32,132
I haven't had a date
since my wife died.

975
00:50:34,167 --> 00:50:36,102
How old was your daughter?

976
00:50:36,102 --> 00:50:38,710
She was just an infant.

977
00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:40,400
It was hard
being a single dad,

978
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,575
but I did my best.

979
00:50:45,245 --> 00:50:48,140
I never knew
my mother, either.

980
00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:49,182
Or my father.

981
00:50:49,182 --> 00:50:51,384
Oh, I'm so sorry.

982
00:50:51,384 --> 00:50:52,919
Who raised you?

983
00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:54,988
My great-grandfather.

984
00:50:54,988 --> 00:50:57,691
I basically grew up
on this ship.

985
00:50:57,691 --> 00:50:59,926
That's why
you're a captain.

986
00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:03,196
Yeah. It's all
I've ever known.

987
00:51:03,196 --> 00:51:05,699
It was just expected.

988
00:51:06,666 --> 00:51:08,168
You know, a family thing.

989
00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:12,105
I understand,
family is everything.

990
00:51:12,105 --> 00:51:14,874
You have to honor the past.

991
00:51:14,874 --> 00:51:17,143
But we make our own future.

992
00:51:30,390 --> 00:51:32,392
- MAVIS: Dad?
- Mavis!

993
00:51:32,392 --> 00:51:34,928
- JONATHAN: (CRUNCHES) Mmm.
- Johnny!

994
00:51:37,297 --> 00:51:42,335
Captain Ericka and I were just
discussing the hospitality industry.

995
00:51:42,335 --> 00:51:44,404
You know,
just work stuff.

996
00:51:44,404 --> 00:51:45,972
You're working now?

997
00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:47,874
This is supposed to be
a vacation.

998
00:51:47,874 --> 00:51:49,275
A family vacation.

999
00:51:49,275 --> 00:51:52,912
I should really go
do captain-y things.

1000
00:51:52,912 --> 00:51:55,949
Dad, you said you were
gonna spend time with Dennis.

1001
00:51:55,949 --> 00:51:59,152
Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.

1002
00:51:59,152 --> 00:52:01,921
Oh! Yeah, you're right.
Where is that kid?

1003
00:52:01,921 --> 00:52:04,457
Denisovich? You're
supposed to be with me.

1004
00:52:04,457 --> 00:52:06,726
Come on now, kid,
it's family time.

1005
00:52:06,726 --> 00:52:08,228
Quit hiding. Dennis?

1006
00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:10,997
What was that about?

1007
00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,298
You mean
your dad's date?

1008
00:52:12,298 --> 00:52:15,301
It wasn't a date.
It was work stuff.

1009
00:52:15,301 --> 00:52:16,469
Uh-huh.

1010
00:52:16,469 --> 00:52:18,304
I'm telling you, Johnny,

1011
00:52:18,304 --> 00:52:20,140
there is something about
that woman I don't trust.

1012
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:23,243
But you want your dad
to be happy, right?

1013
00:52:23,243 --> 00:52:24,744
Yes.

1014
00:52:24,744 --> 00:52:26,780
Just not with her.

1015
00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:28,481
(CRUNCHING) Mmm.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1016
00:52:28,481 --> 00:52:29,916
Heads up, honey.

1017
00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:32,850
This guac is loaded
with garlic.

1018
00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:33,153
Garlic?

1019
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:37,900
(GASPS)

1020
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:38,458
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)

1021
00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:39,893
(SQUEAKY FART)

1022
00:52:39,893 --> 00:52:42,195
Aw! That was
a cute toot, honey.

1023
00:52:49,436 --> 00:52:52,739
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)

1024
00:52:59,479 --> 00:53:02,315
- We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!

1025
00:53:02,315 --> 00:53:04,217
- Let's get wild!
- (LAUGHS)

1026
00:53:04,217 --> 00:53:06,953
(BOTH HOWLING)

1027
00:53:06,953 --> 00:53:09,222
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)

1028
00:53:16,930 --> 00:53:18,932
- Ericka!
- (SHRIEKS) What?

1029
00:53:18,932 --> 00:53:22,302
- (SIGHS)
- Just where have you been, young lady?

1030
00:53:22,302 --> 00:53:24,771
Uh, doing work.

1031
00:53:24,771 --> 00:53:26,773
Wearing that?

1032
00:53:26,773 --> 00:53:29,309
You were with him!
I know it!

1033
00:53:29,309 --> 00:53:31,277
Who? (CHUCKLES)

1034
00:53:31,277 --> 00:53:33,413
"Who?" You know who!

1035
00:53:33,413 --> 00:53:35,982
You've been sneaking around
my back

1036
00:53:35,982 --> 00:53:39,319
trying to kill Dracula again,
haven't you?

1037
00:53:39,319 --> 00:53:42,122
So what if I have?
I am a grown woman!

1038
00:53:42,122 --> 00:53:43,423
I have the right to kill
whoever I want.

1039
00:53:43,423 --> 00:53:45,892
It's not just about you.

1040
00:53:45,892 --> 00:53:49,195
You could have ruined
the legacy.

1041
00:53:49,195 --> 00:53:51,965
What if he discovered
who you were?

1042
00:53:51,965 --> 00:53:55,268
I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about him

1043
00:53:55,268 --> 00:53:57,203
that just drives me crazy!

1044
00:53:57,203 --> 00:53:59,339
I just, I see him,
and I want to...

1045
00:53:59,339 --> 00:54:00,473
Punch him?

1046
00:54:00,473 --> 00:54:03,176
Uh... I guess.

1047
00:54:03,176 --> 00:54:05,245
Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.

1048
00:54:05,245 --> 00:54:07,480
Don't worry,
it won't be long now.

1049
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,917
Once you recover the
instrument of destruction,

1050
00:54:10,917 --> 00:54:12,919
no one can stop us.

1051
00:54:12,919 --> 00:54:14,788
Not even Dracula!

1052
00:54:15,855 --> 00:54:18,224
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Spies!

1053
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:20,860
(GRUNTS)

1054
00:54:22,896 --> 00:54:25,231
Now, quickly,
before someone comes!

1055
00:54:25,231 --> 00:54:27,500
- (GASPS)
- (GRUNTING)

1056
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,935
(VAN HELSING YELPS)

1057
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:37,877
(HORN BLOWING)

1058
00:54:44,551 --> 00:54:46,353
(PA CHIMES)

1059
00:54:46,353 --> 00:54:48,988
FISH MAN: Everyone assemble
on the forward deck.

1060
00:54:48,988 --> 00:54:52,892
We are arriving
at our final destination.

1061
00:54:52,892 --> 00:54:54,461
From the depths of creation,

1062
00:54:54,461 --> 00:54:58,198
the mighty city has risen
once again.

1063
00:54:58,198 --> 00:55:01,000
Home to the greatest
monster civilization

1064
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,902
the world has ever known,

1065
00:55:02,902 --> 00:55:07,607
far surpassing Athens and Rome in
art, culture and sophistication.

1066
00:55:07,607 --> 00:55:12,946
I give you the legendary
lost city of Atlantis.

1067
00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:35,335
(PASSENGERS GASP)

1068
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:41,241
(YELLS) It's a giant Kraken!

1069
00:55:41,241 --> 00:55:44,110
♪ There's a place
you've gotta be

1070
00:55:44,110 --> 00:55:47,447
♪ A thousand leagues
beneath the sea

1071
00:55:47,447 --> 00:55:52,352
♪ And it's waiting over here
for you and me

1072
00:55:52,352 --> 00:55:53,653
(CAMERA CLICKS)

1073
00:55:53,653 --> 00:55:56,923
♪ Gonna take you for a ride

1074
00:55:56,923 --> 00:56:00,293
♪ But first
you've gotta come inside

1075
00:56:00,293 --> 00:56:05,231
♪ Get ready,
for the party's on tonight

1076
00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:09,436
♪ So relax and just unwind

1077
00:56:09,436 --> 00:56:12,939
♪ Leave your worries
all behind

1078
00:56:12,939 --> 00:56:17,110
♪ And get ready,
for the party's on tonight

1079
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,290
Welcome to Atlantis!

1080
00:56:30,290 --> 00:56:32,992
THE KRAKEN:
♪ So get ready

1081
00:56:32,992 --> 00:56:35,195
♪ Ready

1082
00:56:35,195 --> 00:56:36,196
Oh!

1083
00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:41,267
♪ It's party time

1084
00:56:41,267 --> 00:56:42,535
(BURBLING)

1085
00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:46,339
(BURBLES)

1086
00:56:46,339 --> 00:56:48,141
♪ It's party time! ♪

1087
00:56:50,176 --> 00:56:52,312
Ooh. I am so excited!
(CHUCKLES)

1088
00:56:52,312 --> 00:56:53,613
MONSTER: Come to Daddy!

1089
00:56:54,647 --> 00:56:56,249
(ALL CHEERING)

1090
00:56:56,249 --> 00:56:57,617
- Oh.
- FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black!

1091
00:56:57,617 --> 00:56:59,185
(ALL CHEERING)

1092
00:56:59,185 --> 00:57:00,120
Oh!

1093
00:57:02,188 --> 00:57:04,691
- Ahhh!
- Oh, no, you don't.

1094
00:57:04,691 --> 00:57:07,694
Last time you gambled, you lost
an arm and a leg. Literally!

1095
00:57:07,694 --> 00:57:09,696
- Replacement limbs...
- MONSTER: I'll raise you 40.

1096
00:57:09,696 --> 00:57:12,165
...aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.

1097
00:57:12,165 --> 00:57:14,467
So, no gambling.

1098
00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:15,602
Frank!

1099
00:57:15,602 --> 00:57:17,537
Yes, dear! Got it!
No gambling!

1100
00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:25,745
- DENNIS: Tinkles, stop.
- Wait.

1101
00:57:25,745 --> 00:57:28,480
- Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Ah! Wait!

1102
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:29,182
(MONSTERS SCREAMING)

1103
00:57:31,551 --> 00:57:33,586
Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.

1104
00:57:33,586 --> 00:57:35,880
Why? What's going on?

1105
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,123
I'm going to tell her
about Ericka.

1106
00:57:37,123 --> 00:57:39,592
I can't lie to
my own daughter anymore.

1107
00:57:39,592 --> 00:57:42,495
She's the most important
person in the world to me.

1108
00:57:42,495 --> 00:57:44,497
I have to tell her the truth.

1109
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:48,535
Right after I talk to Ericka.

1110
00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:50,804
(FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING)

1111
00:57:50,804 --> 00:57:52,500
Hey.

1112
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,575
All right, I'm all...

1113
00:57:55,575 --> 00:57:57,644
Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?

1114
00:57:57,644 --> 00:58:00,347
I got this. I'm all in.

1115
00:58:03,516 --> 00:58:05,452
Johnny, have you seen
my dad?

1116
00:58:05,452 --> 00:58:08,188
- Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?

1117
00:58:08,188 --> 00:58:10,190
Bob's a great guy.

1118
00:58:10,190 --> 00:58:12,258
- Oh, there he is.
- Who? Bob?

1119
00:58:29,609 --> 00:58:32,512
There he is!
Hi, Bob! (LAUGHING)

1120
00:58:32,512 --> 00:58:33,780
(GRUNTS)

1121
00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:35,548
(GROANING)

1122
00:59:25,699 --> 00:59:26,700
(YELPS)

1123
00:59:46,686 --> 00:59:47,687
(GRUNTING)

1124
00:59:57,897 --> 00:59:59,990
Oh.

1125
01:00:09,876 --> 01:00:12,212
(SNARLING)

1126
01:00:17,717 --> 01:00:19,185
(RAT SQUEAKS)

1127
01:00:36,936 --> 01:00:38,405
(GASPS)

1128
01:01:11,538 --> 01:01:12,739
There it is.

1129
01:01:25,285 --> 01:01:26,286
(GASPS)

1130
01:01:31,257 --> 01:01:32,726
You saved my life.

1131
01:01:32,726 --> 01:01:34,661
Of course.
Why wouldn't I?

1132
01:01:34,661 --> 01:01:38,298
I just can't believe you
would do that for a human.

1133
01:01:38,298 --> 01:01:41,334
Humans, monsters,
what's the difference?

1134
01:01:41,334 --> 01:01:44,371
Yeah, right. Right.

1135
01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:46,606
Wait. What are you doing here?

1136
01:01:46,606 --> 01:01:50,443
Oh, uh... Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,

1137
01:01:50,443 --> 01:01:53,480
so I knew you would
need my help.

1138
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,715
Ha! Never heard that before.

1139
01:01:55,715 --> 01:01:57,784
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.

1140
01:01:57,784 --> 01:01:58,985
(STAMMERS)

1141
01:01:58,985 --> 01:02:00,653
What are you doing here?

1142
01:02:00,653 --> 01:02:01,788
Oh! Uh...

1143
01:02:01,788 --> 01:02:03,890
Well, I'm here to get that.

1144
01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:05,859
Yeah, it's a family heirloom.

1145
01:02:05,859 --> 01:02:10,497
Yeah, it was lost at sea, and
my great-grandfather is... Was!

1146
01:02:10,497 --> 01:02:13,833
Uh, was totally obsessed
with getting it back.

1147
01:02:13,833 --> 01:02:18,271
So, anywho, thanks for saving my
life, but I can take it from...

1148
01:02:19,773 --> 01:02:20,774
(GASPS)

1149
01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:24,100
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1150
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:25,545
Got to be
a little more careful.

1151
01:02:25,545 --> 01:02:27,447
How many times
can you save my life, right?

1152
01:02:27,447 --> 01:02:29,916
I don't know. Every time?
(CHUCKLES)

1153
01:02:29,916 --> 01:02:32,485
Really? Well, then...

1154
01:02:38,525 --> 01:02:40,260
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING)

1155
01:02:45,965 --> 01:02:46,966
(CRASHING)

1156
01:03:04,851 --> 01:03:05,852
(GASPS)

1157
01:03:07,530 --> 01:03:08,388
Wow!

1158
01:03:22,569 --> 01:03:23,937
(PANTING)

1159
01:03:25,905 --> 01:03:28,875
(SIGHS) Ah,
that was incredible.

1160
01:03:40,530 --> 01:03:41,688
Oh, uh...

1161
01:03:41,688 --> 01:03:44,791
Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?

1162
01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,427
Oh. Right.

1163
01:03:52,699 --> 01:03:54,868
(CHUCKLES) Got it.

1164
01:03:54,868 --> 01:03:56,336
(RUMBLING)

1165
01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:23,730
(BOTH PANTING)

1166
01:04:23,730 --> 01:04:25,732
- Mmm.
- (CHUCKLING)

1167
01:04:25,732 --> 01:04:27,600
Oh, here, let me get
that for you.

1168
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,869
(DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING)

1169
01:04:29,869 --> 01:04:31,370
Dad!

1170
01:04:32,205 --> 01:04:33,973
Mavis!

1171
01:04:33,973 --> 01:04:35,775
What are you doing
to my father?

1172
01:04:35,775 --> 01:04:37,744
ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa!

1173
01:04:37,744 --> 01:04:40,130
Mavis, stop!
Put her down!

1174
01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:43,516
No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?

1175
01:04:43,516 --> 01:04:44,918
(GROANING)

1176
01:04:44,918 --> 01:04:47,787
Because I...

1177
01:04:47,787 --> 01:04:50,230
Because I Zinged.

1178
01:04:50,230 --> 01:04:51,524
- (ERICKA GRUNTS)
- What?

1179
01:04:51,524 --> 01:04:54,600
I Zinged with Ericka.

1180
01:04:55,228 --> 01:04:57,530
No, that can't be true.

1181
01:04:57,530 --> 01:04:59,650
You only Zing once.

1182
01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:01,701
That's what I thought, too.

1183
01:05:01,701 --> 01:05:04,400
"Zing"? What's a Zing?

1184
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:08,410
Uh, well, it's a thing
for monsters.

1185
01:05:08,410 --> 01:05:10,844
It's kind of like
our "love at first sight."

1186
01:05:10,844 --> 01:05:13,680
What? No. No, no, no.

1187
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:16,160
- You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.

1188
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,518
- But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.

1189
01:05:18,518 --> 01:05:20,530
I can't be with you.

1190
01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:22,989
I could never be
with someone like you.

1191
01:05:22,989 --> 01:05:24,124
I could never be with

1192
01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:26,159
a monster.

1193
01:05:36,903 --> 01:05:39,673
Dad, I'm so sorry.

1194
01:05:39,673 --> 01:05:41,474
- I...
- It doesn't matter.

1195
01:05:43,777 --> 01:05:45,512
You heard what she said.

1196
01:05:53,860 --> 01:05:54,921
But a Zing never lies.

1197
01:06:09,202 --> 01:06:11,171
Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES)

1198
01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:13,707
Yes.

1199
01:06:16,142 --> 01:06:17,944
(LAUGHING)

1200
01:06:17,944 --> 01:06:20,647
Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,

1201
01:06:20,647 --> 01:06:23,583
our family legacy
will be fulfilled.

1202
01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:28,880
But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!

1203
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:30,790
I love to dance.

1204
01:06:30,790 --> 01:06:32,892
- (OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LAUGHING)

1205
01:06:44,738 --> 01:06:46,306
EUNICE: Frank,
could you zip me up?

1206
01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:48,274
We're gonna be late. (GASPS)

1207
01:06:48,274 --> 01:06:50,577
Where did you get those?

1208
01:06:50,577 --> 01:06:52,779
Uh, see, (STAMMERS)
here's the funny thing.

1209
01:06:52,779 --> 01:06:55,682
I lost my hands gambling,
but... It's no big deal!

1210
01:06:55,682 --> 01:06:57,751
Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.

1211
01:06:57,751 --> 01:07:00,120
Look at this. Clickety-click,
click, clack, clack, click, click.

1212
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,522
I kind of like 'em.
I like 'em.

1213
01:07:08,361 --> 01:07:09,963
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.

1214
01:07:09,963 --> 01:07:11,765
Mmm. Mmm.

1215
01:07:11,765 --> 01:07:12,899
A-ha!

1216
01:07:20,974 --> 01:07:22,242
(GASPS)

1217
01:07:22,242 --> 01:07:24,244
(SOBS, SQUEALING)

1218
01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:30,830
(SQUEAKING)

1219
01:07:30,830 --> 01:07:31,851
(BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)

1220
01:07:36,356 --> 01:07:38,191
Ah, I guess the party's
this way.

1221
01:07:38,191 --> 01:07:39,125
Whoo!

1222
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:41,728
Whoa!

1223
01:07:43,329 --> 01:07:45,980
(EXCITED CHATTER)

1224
01:07:48,702 --> 01:07:50,300
(GASPS)

1225
01:07:51,710 --> 01:07:52,720
Wow.

1226
01:07:54,774 --> 01:07:57,344
Let's get this party
started right!

1227
01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:58,812
- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!

1228
01:07:58,812 --> 01:07:59,813
- (ALL GASP)
- MONSTER: What?

1229
01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:02,782
EUNICE: Huh?

1230
01:08:02,782 --> 01:08:05,785
I thought they said
the party was this way.

1231
01:08:05,785 --> 01:08:08,621
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE)

1232
01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:19,165
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)

1233
01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:34,314
DJ in a clamshell?

1234
01:08:34,314 --> 01:08:36,816
(GASPS) I'm so jealous.

1235
01:08:36,816 --> 01:08:39,285
- (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
- (RUMBLING)

1236
01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:52,932
(SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING)

1237
01:08:52,932 --> 01:08:54,234
(ALL CHEERING)

1238
01:08:57,904 --> 01:08:58,905
(ALL WHOOPING)

1239
01:09:03,309 --> 01:09:04,911
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1240
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:09,416
(WHOOPING)

1241
01:09:14,788 --> 01:09:17,290
(CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING,
WHOOPING)

1242
01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:27,434
I can't believe my dad Zinged with
someone who's trying to kill him.

1243
01:09:27,434 --> 01:09:29,836
Yeah, the Zing
makes you do crazy things.

1244
01:09:29,836 --> 01:09:32,720
Really, Johnny?

1245
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:36,843
What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigma

1246
01:09:36,843 --> 01:09:39,112
that is beyond
our understanding.

1247
01:09:39,112 --> 01:09:42,482
You and I were two halves,
a world apart.

1248
01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:45,518
But then we followed
the strands of destiny

1249
01:09:45,518 --> 01:09:47,287
and were brought together.

1250
01:09:47,287 --> 01:09:50,256
And our halves made one whole.

1251
01:09:50,256 --> 01:09:52,459
But what if she and he...

1252
01:09:52,459 --> 01:09:56,290
You must release all the
negativity and look within.

1253
01:09:56,290 --> 01:09:58,640
Your bond is unbreakable.

1254
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,268
You're right, honey. Wow.

1255
01:10:02,268 --> 01:10:03,770
Thanks.

1256
01:10:03,770 --> 01:10:06,139
Whoa, you sounded
pretty smart, Dad.

1257
01:10:06,139 --> 01:10:08,174
Oh, that? Yeah, it was
just the philosophy

1258
01:10:08,174 --> 01:10:10,944
of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,

1259
01:10:10,944 --> 01:10:12,545
Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.

1260
01:10:12,545 --> 01:10:14,214
Anyways, let's get back
to dancing!

1261
01:10:14,214 --> 01:10:15,348
Cool.

1262
01:10:19,519 --> 01:10:22,880
Dad? You have to talk
to Ericka.

1263
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:23,189
- What?
- I know.

1264
01:10:23,189 --> 01:10:25,250
I know what I said before,

1265
01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:27,894
but maybe I overreacted
a teensy bit.

1266
01:10:27,894 --> 01:10:30,196
It's just the thought
of losing you.

1267
01:10:30,196 --> 01:10:33,333
What? What are you talking
about, losing me?

1268
01:10:33,333 --> 01:10:35,368
Well, obviously,
after you get married,

1269
01:10:35,368 --> 01:10:37,337
you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...

1270
01:10:37,337 --> 01:10:39,939
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, Mavis.

1271
01:10:39,939 --> 01:10:42,175
There are two things
I can promise you.

1272
01:10:42,175 --> 01:10:48,140
One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.

1273
01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:51,284
Two, I will never live
on a boat.

1274
01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:56,289
You're my cute
little tarantula.

1275
01:10:56,289 --> 01:10:58,425
How could I ever leave you?

1276
01:10:58,425 --> 01:11:00,427
Now, seriously,
go talk to her.

1277
01:11:00,427 --> 01:11:02,829
I can't. You heard
what she said,

1278
01:11:02,829 --> 01:11:05,532
she could never be
with someone like me.

1279
01:11:05,532 --> 01:11:07,867
No, Dad.
You're just a half,

1280
01:11:07,867 --> 01:11:11,371
and you have to follow your destiny
to find an infinite whole.

1281
01:11:11,371 --> 01:11:13,206
You sound like Johnny.

1282
01:11:13,206 --> 01:11:16,109
Point is,
you can't deny a Zing.

1283
01:11:16,109 --> 01:11:18,878
Monster, human, unicorn...

1284
01:11:18,878 --> 01:11:19,946
It doesn't matter.

1285
01:11:20,613 --> 01:11:22,916
So go to her! Now!

1286
01:11:24,384 --> 01:11:26,190
Okay. I'm on it.

1287
01:11:26,190 --> 01:11:27,520
(MUSIC STOPS)

1288
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:29,550
DJ: Hey, man, you're
not allowed up here.

1289
01:11:29,550 --> 01:11:31,558
The DJ booth is a sacred space.
(SCREAMS)

1290
01:11:31,558 --> 01:11:32,959
- (THUDS)
- (DJ GROANS)

1291
01:11:34,961 --> 01:11:36,229
(ALL GASP)

1292
01:11:36,229 --> 01:11:38,565
(GROWLS, BARKING)

1293
01:11:38,565 --> 01:11:40,567
No. Tinkles, quiet.

1294
01:11:40,567 --> 01:11:42,102
Who is this?

1295
01:11:42,102 --> 01:11:46,506
Ha! I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.

1296
01:11:46,506 --> 01:11:49,409
Hmm. Oh, right.

1297
01:11:49,409 --> 01:11:52,512
You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.

1298
01:11:52,512 --> 01:11:57,150
No! It is I,
Abraham Van Helsing.

1299
01:11:57,150 --> 01:11:58,618
Van Helsing?

1300
01:11:58,618 --> 01:12:00,487
After all these years?

1301
01:12:00,487 --> 01:12:02,389
You look awful.

1302
01:12:03,623 --> 01:12:06,593
Always with the quick insults.

1303
01:12:06,593 --> 01:12:09,129
Well, this will shut you up.

1304
01:12:09,129 --> 01:12:11,310
And all monsters.

1305
01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:15,680
Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.

1306
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,570
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
Good one, Ericka.

1307
01:12:17,570 --> 01:12:19,105
Ericka?

1308
01:12:19,105 --> 01:12:20,473
You fool.

1309
01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:23,343
Not only is she
the ship's captain,

1310
01:12:23,343 --> 01:12:25,245
but she also happens
to be...

1311
01:12:25,245 --> 01:12:26,546
(SNICKERING)

1312
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:29,983
Wait. You tell him.

1313
01:12:31,618 --> 01:12:34,287
I'm his great-granddaughter.

1314
01:12:35,622 --> 01:12:38,358
I'm Ericka Van Helsing.

1315
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:41,361
(GASPS) I knew there was
something wrong with her.

1316
01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,629
But...

1317
01:12:42,629 --> 01:12:45,432
(STAMMERS)
See, what happened...

1318
01:12:45,432 --> 01:12:47,467
Now that we're all caught up,

1319
01:12:47,467 --> 01:12:50,303
let's get back to the dying.

1320
01:12:50,303 --> 01:12:55,709
Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.

1321
01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:56,943
(ALL GASP)

1322
01:12:58,578 --> 01:12:59,946
(ALL GASP)

1323
01:13:01,470 --> 01:13:02,449
(SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)

1324
01:13:05,952 --> 01:13:07,200
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)

1325
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:08,221
(GROANS)

1326
01:13:08,221 --> 01:13:09,522
Let's see.

1327
01:13:09,522 --> 01:13:12,158
Right... Okay.

1328
01:13:12,158 --> 01:13:15,228
(PLAYING ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF)

1329
01:13:15,228 --> 01:13:17,397
Listen to the melody

1330
01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:19,265
of your destruction.

1331
01:13:22,369 --> 01:13:24,738
Ooh, what's this little
doodad do?

1332
01:13:24,738 --> 01:13:26,720
(TURNS UP BASS)

1333
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:27,607
Yeah!

1334
01:13:36,182 --> 01:13:39,419
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES
IN DISTANCE)

1335
01:13:39,419 --> 01:13:41,955
(EYES MATCHING
SYNCOPATED RHYTHM)

1336
01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:47,227
(DEEP RUMBLING)

1337
01:13:50,630 --> 01:13:52,332
Hey, look! It's the Kraken.

1338
01:13:54,534 --> 01:13:56,569
(ROARS)

1339
01:14:01,241 --> 01:14:02,375
(MUSIC STOPS)

1340
01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:07,470
- (RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF)
- (BABBLING ROAR)

1341
01:14:07,470 --> 01:14:08,381
Everybody out! Now!

1342
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:23,630
We're trapped! Everybody back!

1343
01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:24,431
(PANICKED SCREAMS)

1344
01:14:25,665 --> 01:14:27,133
(BABBLING GROWL)

1345
01:14:27,133 --> 01:14:29,436
- (GRIFFIN GASPS)
- (YELLS)

1346
01:14:36,543 --> 01:14:38,440
(GROWLING)

1347
01:14:39,612 --> 01:14:40,780
(CACKLES)

1348
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:42,449
(WINNIE SCREAMS)

1349
01:14:44,451 --> 01:14:46,386
- (TINKLES GROWLING)
- BOTH: Yay!

1350
01:14:48,254 --> 01:14:50,560
(ALL WHIMPERING)

1351
01:14:53,827 --> 01:14:55,428
Baby!

1352
01:14:55,428 --> 01:14:57,970
Papa!

1353
01:14:57,970 --> 01:14:58,365
(SQUEAKY GRUNTING)

1354
01:15:07,307 --> 01:15:09,142
This has to stop now!

1355
01:15:10,310 --> 01:15:11,311
Drac, no!

1356
01:15:11,311 --> 01:15:12,278
Ah!

1357
01:15:13,546 --> 01:15:14,547
(YELLS)

1358
01:15:15,548 --> 01:15:16,716
(STRAINED GRUNTING)

1359
01:15:24,124 --> 01:15:25,291
(SCREAMS)

1360
01:15:25,291 --> 01:15:26,393
Dad!

1361
01:15:26,393 --> 01:15:27,794
(GRUNTS)

1362
01:15:27,794 --> 01:15:29,295
Mavis!

1363
01:15:29,295 --> 01:15:32,232
Time for the immortal Dracula
to die.

1364
01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:36,536
(PLAYING DRAMATIC
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

1365
01:15:43,209 --> 01:15:44,477
Dad!

1366
01:15:44,477 --> 01:15:46,112
(STRAINED YELLING)

1367
01:15:50,517 --> 01:15:51,551
No!

1368
01:15:53,153 --> 01:15:54,187
Ericka!

1369
01:15:55,188 --> 01:15:56,523
(GRUNTING)

1370
01:15:58,324 --> 01:15:59,592
Bob! Help!

1371
01:15:59,592 --> 01:16:00,794
Huh?

1372
01:16:04,197 --> 01:16:05,331
Tinkles?

1373
01:16:05,331 --> 01:16:06,499
Dennis.

1374
01:16:06,499 --> 01:16:09,202
Oh, no.
Bob is Tinkles?

1375
01:16:09,202 --> 01:16:10,603
How did he get here?

1376
01:16:10,603 --> 01:16:12,605
But thank goodness he did,
'cause look!

1377
01:16:18,411 --> 01:16:20,347
(THE KRAKEN GROWLING)

1378
01:16:31,224 --> 01:16:32,559
(BELLOWING)

1379
01:16:53,546 --> 01:16:54,814
You can't do this!

1380
01:16:54,814 --> 01:16:56,649
You're wrong
about monsters!

1381
01:16:57,817 --> 01:17:00,687
Dracula... He saved my life.

1382
01:17:00,687 --> 01:17:01,955
What?

1383
01:17:01,955 --> 01:17:03,823
I'm so sorry, Drac.

1384
01:17:03,823 --> 01:17:06,292
I was trying to kill you
this whole time,

1385
01:17:06,292 --> 01:17:08,862
but then I realized
how wrong I was.

1386
01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:10,897
How wrong all of this is.

1387
01:17:12,399 --> 01:17:14,267
And then I...

1388
01:17:14,267 --> 01:17:15,468
I Zinged.

1389
01:17:16,736 --> 01:17:18,672
"Zing"? What's a Zing?

1390
01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:19,939
It's a monster thing.

1391
01:17:19,939 --> 01:17:21,741
You wouldn't understand.

1392
01:17:21,741 --> 01:17:24,344
It's like true love.

1393
01:17:24,344 --> 01:17:25,412
Love?

1394
01:17:25,412 --> 01:17:26,680
(GROWLING)

1395
01:17:28,782 --> 01:17:31,551
Well, I guess the legacy
ends with me.

1396
01:17:31,551 --> 01:17:33,486
Hmm, that's an awkward ending.
(CHUCKLES)

1397
01:17:33,486 --> 01:17:34,688
ERICKA: Nope!

1398
01:17:34,688 --> 01:17:37,323
It's time to start
a new legacy.

1399
01:17:38,358 --> 01:17:40,827
A monster-human legacy.

1400
01:17:41,995 --> 01:17:43,430
No!

1401
01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:45,331
(PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)

1402
01:17:49,669 --> 01:17:53,606
Drac! Van Helsing's beats are
controlling the giant octopus thingy.

1403
01:17:53,606 --> 01:17:57,610
If there's one thing I hate,
it's an evil DJ.

1404
01:17:57,610 --> 01:18:00,513
We need positive energy!

1405
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,856
Get ready for a DJ battle!

1406
01:18:09,856 --> 01:18:12,792
You just carry all that
stuff around with you?

1407
01:18:12,792 --> 01:18:15,995
Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.

1408
01:18:15,995 --> 01:18:19,866
We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.

1409
01:18:19,866 --> 01:18:22,502
- What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,

1410
01:18:22,502 --> 01:18:24,404
but you've got the power.

1411
01:18:24,404 --> 01:18:26,439
All right. Okay.

1412
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:29,709
Opening song needs to
be off the shizak.

1413
01:18:29,709 --> 01:18:31,811
Ooh, got it. Play this!
(GIGGLES)

1414
01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:35,515
(GOOD VIBRATIONS PLAYING)

1415
01:18:35,515 --> 01:18:37,484
♪ I'm picking up
good vibrations

1416
01:18:37,484 --> 01:18:38,618
(WHOOPING)

1417
01:18:38,618 --> 01:18:41,321
♪ She's giving me excitations

1418
01:18:41,321 --> 01:18:43,623
- ♪ Good
- ♪ I'm picking up

1419
01:18:43,623 --> 01:18:45,392
♪ Good vibrations

1420
01:18:45,392 --> 01:18:46,893
♪ She's giving me

1421
01:18:46,893 --> 01:18:48,461
♪ Excitations

1422
01:18:48,461 --> 01:18:50,296
♪ Good, good, good

1423
01:18:50,296 --> 01:18:51,664
- ♪ Good vibrations
- (ALL CHEERING)

1424
01:18:51,664 --> 01:18:52,866
♪ She's giving me...

1425
01:18:52,866 --> 01:18:54,734
What is that noise?

1426
01:18:54,734 --> 01:18:57,570
♪ I'm picking up
good vibrations

1427
01:18:57,570 --> 01:18:59,305
♪ She's giving me
excitations

1428
01:18:59,305 --> 01:19:00,707
Wow! I like this one.

1429
01:19:00,707 --> 01:19:02,542
This feels good.

1430
01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:04,611
- ♪ Good vibrations ♪
- (LAUGHING)

1431
01:19:04,611 --> 01:19:06,646
The fool.

1432
01:19:06,646 --> 01:19:08,748
- (GOOD VIBRATIONS FADES)
- (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)

1433
01:19:12,752 --> 01:19:15,321
- (BABBLING)
- (ALL SCREAMING)

1434
01:19:17,757 --> 01:19:18,692
(GASPS)

1435
01:19:30,737 --> 01:19:33,673
Whoa! His music
is too powerful!

1436
01:19:33,673 --> 01:19:36,900
We're gonna need something
even more positive.

1437
01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:37,277
Now, Drac!

1438
01:19:39,379 --> 01:19:41,614
(INTRO TO DON'T WORRY,
BE HAPPY PLAYING)

1439
01:19:45,719 --> 01:19:47,554
♪ So don't worry

1440
01:19:49,220 --> 01:19:50,557
♪ Be happy

1441
01:19:50,557 --> 01:19:51,725
♪ Don't worry

1442
01:19:51,725 --> 01:19:54,394
- Really?
- It has a nice message.

1443
01:19:54,394 --> 01:19:57,964
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh

1444
01:19:57,964 --> 01:19:59,632
♪ Don't worry

1445
01:19:59,632 --> 01:20:01,134
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh

1446
01:20:01,134 --> 01:20:02,669
♪ Be happy

1447
01:20:02,669 --> 01:20:04,137
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪

1448
01:20:04,137 --> 01:20:06,906
I've had enough
of this nonsense!

1449
01:20:06,906 --> 01:20:09,542
(PLAYING POUNDING,
SYNCOPATED RIFF)

1450
01:20:10,143 --> 01:20:11,644
(LOW GROWL)

1451
01:20:16,616 --> 01:20:18,510
(RUMBLING)

1452
01:20:21,988 --> 01:20:24,157
(ALL SCREAMING)

1453
01:20:24,157 --> 01:20:26,893
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)

1454
01:20:27,694 --> 01:20:29,596
(GROWLING)

1455
01:20:29,596 --> 01:20:32,932
Johnny, we need
the most brain-dominating,

1456
01:20:32,932 --> 01:20:36,703
toe-tappinating song in the
history of all the universe.

1457
01:20:36,703 --> 01:20:37,871
(GROWLING)

1458
01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:42,742
JONATHAN: Come on.
Where is it?

1459
01:20:44,744 --> 01:20:46,880
I don't know!

1460
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,581
There's too many choices.

1461
01:20:48,581 --> 01:20:51,117
(ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)

1462
01:20:51,117 --> 01:20:53,119
No, wait!

1463
01:20:53,119 --> 01:20:55,955
This is it.

1464
01:20:58,792 --> 01:21:00,193
(SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS)

1465
01:21:00,193 --> 01:21:03,530
(INTRO TO MACARENA
PLAYING FAINTLY)

1466
01:21:08,735 --> 01:21:10,360
What the...

1467
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,539
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)

1468
01:21:24,651 --> 01:21:26,519
Boy, that stinks.

1469
01:21:32,692 --> 01:21:35,610
It's working!

1470
01:21:35,610 --> 01:21:37,630
(MACARENA CONTINUES)

1471
01:21:41,835 --> 01:21:46,840
Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.

1472
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:48,174
I kind of like it.

1473
01:21:48,174 --> 01:21:49,909
WITCHES: Ooh!

1474
01:21:53,790 --> 01:21:54,814
(VLAD SINGS ALONG)

1475
01:21:56,216 --> 01:21:58,840
(SCREAMS)

1476
01:21:58,840 --> 01:21:59,652
- (MACARENA CONTINUES)
- (PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF)

1477
01:22:01,688 --> 01:22:03,757
(MACARENA DROWNING OUT
SYNCOPATED RIFF)

1478
01:22:05,992 --> 01:22:08,428
(DANCING TO THE TUNE
OF MACARENA)

1479
01:22:10,597 --> 01:22:12,799
No!

1480
01:22:12,799 --> 01:22:14,968
- (MACARENA BEAT CONTINUES)
- (HAPPY SHOUTS)

1481
01:22:32,619 --> 01:22:34,954
Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!

1482
01:22:34,954 --> 01:22:37,991
I'm a slave to the rhythm!

1483
01:22:39,859 --> 01:22:43,129
(SCREAMING ALONG TO MACARENA)

1484
01:22:43,129 --> 01:22:44,197
(SONG STOPS)

1485
01:22:44,197 --> 01:22:45,465
No!

1486
01:22:47,767 --> 01:22:49,703
Drac, what are you doing?

1487
01:22:49,703 --> 01:22:51,871
You got to be greater
than the haters!

1488
01:22:51,871 --> 01:22:54,741
(SCREAMING)

1489
01:22:55,742 --> 01:22:57,510
- (WINGS FLAPPING)
- Huh?

1490
01:23:07,654 --> 01:23:08,688
Why?

1491
01:23:08,688 --> 01:23:11,591
Why, after everything,

1492
01:23:11,591 --> 01:23:13,693
would you save my life?

1493
01:23:13,727 --> 01:23:17,163
Because basically
we are all the same.

1494
01:23:17,163 --> 01:23:20,767
Claws or hands, two eyes
or three eyes.

1495
01:23:20,767 --> 01:23:22,802
- Green skin.
- No skin.

1496
01:23:22,802 --> 01:23:24,170
- Prickly.
- Brainy.

1497
01:23:24,204 --> 01:23:25,138
(BARKS)

1498
01:23:27,107 --> 01:23:29,750
(STAMMERS SOFTLY)

1499
01:23:29,876 --> 01:23:31,177
I'm sorry.

1500
01:23:32,912 --> 01:23:34,280
(MUFFLED YELLING)

1501
01:23:38,510 --> 01:23:40,530
Ew. (EXHALES)

1502
01:23:40,530 --> 01:23:42,188
You are amazing.

1503
01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:55,668
Look at me, Dennis.
Look at me.

1504
01:23:56,903 --> 01:23:59,673
Come on,
you can't deny it.

1505
01:23:59,673 --> 01:24:01,741
No! I'm too young
to Zing!

1506
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,848
Well, I feel
kind of silly now.

1507
01:24:08,882 --> 01:24:12,719
Heh. For decades
I have hunted your kind,

1508
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:14,320
persecuted you.

1509
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:15,955
(DISGRUNTLED CHATTER)

1510
01:24:17,357 --> 01:24:20,560
The only thing I can do
to make it up to you is

1511
01:24:21,795 --> 01:24:23,960
give you

1512
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:24,364
(STAMMERS)

1513
01:24:24,364 --> 01:24:26,366
a 30% refund.

1514
01:24:26,366 --> 01:24:28,868
- (ANGRY CHATTER)
- Preposterous!

1515
01:24:30,236 --> 01:24:32,720
Oh, all right.

1516
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:33,273
Full refund.

1517
01:24:33,273 --> 01:24:35,275
(ALL CHEERING)

1518
01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:46,986
(TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER)

1519
01:24:46,986 --> 01:24:48,988
(PANTING)

1520
01:24:48,988 --> 01:24:49,989
(SCREECHING)

1521
01:24:54,270 --> 01:24:55,662
(SNIFFING)

1522
01:24:57,731 --> 01:24:59,899
- (GROWLING)
- (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING)

1523
01:24:59,899 --> 01:25:01,670
(TINKLES YIPPING)

1524
01:25:01,968 --> 01:25:03,870
(PUPPIES BARKING)

1525
01:25:03,870 --> 01:25:06,806
GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda,
what happened to you guys?

1526
01:25:06,806 --> 01:25:09,409
CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.

1527
01:25:09,409 --> 01:25:11,711
Yeah, I know.

1528
01:25:11,711 --> 01:25:13,680
We got tranquilized and spent most
of the trip locked in a closet.

1529
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:16,383
(SIGHS) We're gonna book it
again for the holidays.

1530
01:25:22,389 --> 01:25:23,890
Hi. Checking in?

1531
01:25:23,890 --> 01:25:25,925
Yes. Thank you.

1532
01:25:25,925 --> 01:25:27,894
- Great. I have a room all ready for you.
- (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING)

1533
01:25:29,729 --> 01:25:31,898
Hey, buddy, would you mind?

1534
01:25:31,898 --> 01:25:32,999
- Sure thing, pal.
- (ERICKA LAUGHS)

1535
01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:38,710
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

1536
01:25:41,841 --> 01:25:43,376
(DRACULA GIGGLING)

1537
01:25:47,147 --> 01:25:48,848
(LAUGHING)

1538
01:25:48,848 --> 01:25:52,752
Okay, what's going on,
sneaky pants?

1539
01:25:52,752 --> 01:25:54,754
Oh, nothing.

1540
01:25:54,788 --> 01:25:58,992
It's just, I wanted to make
sure nobody would bother us.

1541
01:25:59,826 --> 01:26:01,394
Oh! Why?

1542
01:26:01,428 --> 01:26:04,970
Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Bleh, bleh-bleh.

1543
01:26:04,970 --> 01:26:05,298
(CHUCKLES)

1544
01:26:05,999 --> 01:26:07,801
No.

1545
01:26:07,801 --> 01:26:10,470
I was going to ask you

1546
01:26:10,470 --> 01:26:12,172
if you would marry me.

1547
01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:14,741
(INQUISITIVE GRUNT)

1548
01:26:14,741 --> 01:26:16,209
(GASPS)

1549
01:26:17,177 --> 01:26:19,312
Well? What do you say?

1550
01:26:19,312 --> 01:26:20,847
Will you marry me?

1551
01:26:24,451 --> 01:26:26,786
(STAMMERS) I... I...

1552
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,222
Woobee deeba doobee?

1553
01:26:30,990 --> 01:26:32,158
Wha...

1554
01:26:34,361 --> 01:26:36,863
I mean, I...
woobee doobeedee?

1555
01:26:39,332 --> 01:26:40,767
(GROANS)

1556
01:26:40,767 --> 01:26:42,435
MONSTERS: What did she say?

1557
01:26:43,837 --> 01:26:45,772
Uh... I'm not sure.

1558
01:26:48,975 --> 01:26:50,310
Yes!

1559
01:26:50,310 --> 01:26:51,311
(GASPS)

1560
01:26:53,146 --> 01:26:54,881
Whee!

1561
01:26:58,318 --> 01:27:00,353
(CHEERING, WHOOPING)

1562
01:27:00,353 --> 01:27:02,880
- ♪ I see love
- (GREMLIN CACKLING)

1563
01:27:03,356 --> 01:27:04,391
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

1564
01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:07,394
♪ I see love around me

1565
01:27:07,427 --> 01:27:10,960
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
- ♪ From a river to a flood

1566
01:27:12,980 --> 01:27:14,834
♪ I see love around me

1567
01:27:14,834 --> 01:27:17,871
♪ Love around me

1568
01:27:17,871 --> 01:27:21,875
♪ All of you helped me
find my heart

1569
01:27:21,875 --> 01:27:25,845
♪ I didn't even know my name

1570
01:27:25,845 --> 01:27:29,416
♪ Then I was blinded
by the dark

1571
01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:32,552
♪ My eyes will never
look the same

1572
01:27:32,552 --> 01:27:36,122
♪ Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd

1573
01:27:36,156 --> 01:27:40,126
♪ Into the light
as the night's coming down

1574
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:43,863
♪ I'm double-tapping,
I'm focusing now

1575
01:27:43,897 --> 01:27:45,965
♪ We're focusing now

1576
01:27:47,330 --> 01:27:49,350
♪ I see love

1577
01:27:51,271 --> 01:27:53,340
♪ I see love around me

1578
01:27:53,340 --> 01:27:54,407
(CACKLING)

1579
01:27:54,441 --> 01:27:56,843
♪ From a river to a flood

1580
01:27:58,611 --> 01:28:01,810
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (CACKLING)

1581
01:28:01,114 --> 01:28:02,115
(SCREAMS)

1582
01:28:03,950 --> 01:28:05,510
(MUSIC RESUMES)

1583
01:28:05,510 --> 01:28:07,187
♪ From a river to a flood

1584
01:28:09,389 --> 01:28:11,991
♪ I see love around me

1585
01:28:11,991 --> 01:28:14,600
♪ Love around me

1586
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:17,997
♪ Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowd

1587
01:28:18,310 --> 01:28:21,901
♪ Into the light
as the night's coming down

1588
01:28:21,901 --> 01:28:25,238
- ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now
- Ha-ha!

1589
01:28:25,238 --> 01:28:27,540
♪ We're focusing now

1590
01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:30,610
(GRIFFIN WHOOPS, LAUGHS)

1591
01:28:30,610 --> 01:28:32,612
♪ I see love

1592
01:28:32,612 --> 01:28:34,914
(MOTOR WHIRRING)

1593
01:28:34,914 --> 01:28:37,984
♪ I see love around me

1594
01:28:37,984 --> 01:28:40,286
♪ From a river to a flood

1595
01:28:42,355 --> 01:28:45,225
♪ I see love around me

1596
01:28:45,225 --> 01:28:46,493
♪ Love around me

1597
01:28:46,526 --> 01:28:49,290
♪ I see love

1598
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:53,366
♪ I see love

1599
01:28:53,366 --> 01:28:55,835
♪ From a river to a flood

1600
01:28:57,937 --> 01:29:00,573
- ♪ I see love around me
- (BURPS)

1601
01:29:01,508 --> 01:29:04,144
♪ I see love ♪

1602
01:29:04,177 --> 01:29:06,312
(FLOAT PLAYING)

1603
01:29:11,284 --> 01:29:12,385
(GREMLIN CACKLING)

1604
01:29:12,419 --> 01:29:14,421
♪ No, I can't be patient

1605
01:29:14,454 --> 01:29:16,456
♪ Pullin' up
in this spaceship

1606
01:29:16,456 --> 01:29:18,158
♪ Don't need no destination

1607
01:29:18,158 --> 01:29:20,226
♪ Baby, come on

1608
01:29:20,226 --> 01:29:22,495
♪ Don't need
to complicate this

1609
01:29:22,529 --> 01:29:24,664
♪ We're lifting off
of this pavement

1610
01:29:24,664 --> 01:29:28,401
♪ I'll take you to that place
where we can vibe on

1611
01:29:28,401 --> 01:29:32,339
♪ There ain't nothin'
but a slow ride

1612
01:29:32,339 --> 01:29:37,100
♪ So, come on, let's catch
some more vibes

1613
01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:40,213
♪ Baby, let me get
by your side

1614
01:29:41,214 --> 01:29:43,550
♪ And hold on

1615
01:29:43,550 --> 01:29:46,252
♪ Wanna float away with you

1616
01:29:47,654 --> 01:29:50,390
♪ Wanna float away with you

1617
01:29:52,125 --> 01:29:54,394
♪ Nothing else I'd rather do

1618
01:29:56,129 --> 01:30:01,670
♪ Wanna float away with you

1619
01:30:01,101 --> 01:30:03,336
♪ You, baby

1620
01:30:03,336 --> 01:30:05,305
- ♪ Away, yeah
- (CACKLES)

1621
01:30:05,305 --> 01:30:07,273
♪ Away, yeah

1622
01:30:07,307 --> 01:30:09,175
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

1623
01:30:10,577 --> 01:30:13,460
♪ Sun over that ocean

1624
01:30:13,460 --> 01:30:15,148
- ♪ Sippin' on that potion
- (CRASHING)

1625
01:30:15,148 --> 01:30:18,180
♪ Don't matter where we
rollin', baby, come on

1626
01:30:19,285 --> 01:30:21,121
♪ Your love prescription

1627
01:30:21,154 --> 01:30:23,890
♪ Is gettin' me so lifted

1628
01:30:23,123 --> 01:30:27,930
♪ 'Bout to take this trip
where we can vibe on

1629
01:30:27,930 --> 01:30:29,562
♪ There ain't nothin'
but a slow ride

1630
01:30:29,596 --> 01:30:31,398
♪ Slow ride

1631
01:30:31,398 --> 01:30:34,340
♪ So, come on, let's catch
some more vibes

1632
01:30:34,340 --> 01:30:35,468
♪ More vibes

1633
01:30:35,468 --> 01:30:38,304
♪ Baby, let me get
by your side

1634
01:30:39,572 --> 01:30:42,175
♪ And hold on

1635
01:30:42,175 --> 01:30:46,312
♪ Wanna float away with you

1636
01:30:46,346 --> 01:30:50,617
- ♪ Wanna float away with you
- (GREMLINS CACKLE)

1637
01:30:50,617 --> 01:30:53,520
♪ Nothing else I'd rather do

