1 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:38,932 Welcome! Welcome! 2 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,266 Congrats, Drac. 3 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,769 Holy smokes, everybody's here. 4 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,673 Mr. and Mrs. Loughran, the parents of the groom, and family. 5 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,879 Mom and Dad! Johnny! 6 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,681 I can't believe you're all here. 7 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,505 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! 8 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,741 Yo, how hot is my date? 9 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,576 So hot. Wow. 10 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,110 How 'bout how hot mine is? 11 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:26,980 You got a date? 12 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:30,150 Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her. 13 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:31,818 Oh, right. This is the one from "Canada"? 14 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:33,987 Wedding's starting. 15 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:44,300 Ah! 16 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,200 Oh! 17 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:53,707 Aw! 18 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,343 Whoo-hoo! 19 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,345 Great. 20 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,422 True. So true, Marty. 21 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:43,656 Aw! 22 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,105 Aw. How sweet. 23 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:03,710 Oh, my. Look at you. 24 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:06,379 Oh, my gosh. 25 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:08,615 Oh. 26 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,997 Is it everything you wanted, my little poisonberry? 27 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,532 Oh, it is, Daddy. 28 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,568 Except where's Grandpa Vlad? 29 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:31,104 Honey, your gramps would not have been cool with this. 30 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,906 He's old-school. 31 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:35,308 How do we know? If he could just meet Johnny... 32 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,770 He would have eaten him. 33 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:40,130 He's not as enlightened as your hip Daddy. 34 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,483 So, you're really okay with him not being a monster? 35 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:47,520 Human, monster, unicorn, as long as you're happy. 36 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:49,756 Thanks, Dad. 37 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:56,229 ♪ And you'll always be my moonlight ♪ 38 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,766 ♪ But now on wings of love you soar ♪ 39 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,268 ♪ Now that you're Johnny's girl ♪ 40 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,700 ♪ Johnny's girl ♪ 41 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,539 ♪ And kind of Daddy's, too ♪ 42 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,441 ♪ Your mom would be so happy ♪ 43 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,844 ♪ 'Cause she always knew ♪ 44 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:16,160 ♪ Love is making room for all the best in you ♪ 45 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,503 Hey, Dad. 46 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:37,671 Oh, hey, guys! 47 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,205 Todd, take a break. 48 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,577 So, what's up? 49 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:48,480 Mavis was wondering if maybe you wanted to go for a fly. 50 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:52,285 Oh. We haven't done that in forever. Any special reason? 51 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,853 No special reason at all. 52 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,156 Right, Mavey? 53 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:58,580 What's his deal? 54 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,426 He's silly. 55 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,461 It's just a beautiful night, and... 56 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,196 Well, if you don't want to... 57 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,731 No, no! Are you kidding? 58 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,300 I would eat a bucket of garlic to fly with you. 59 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,238 Oh, honey, look at those fluffy clouds. 60 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,376 Remember what we played when you were little? 61 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:52,245 Hide and Go Seek Sharp Objects? 62 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:55,915 Okay. Regular Hide and Go Seek. 63 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,919 Where are you? 64 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,257 Honeybat! 65 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,460 Mavey! 66 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,663 Honeybat! 67 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,401 I'm gonna get you. 68 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,475 Honey? Are you okay? 69 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,444 Yes. It's just a little harder 70 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,680 to catch my breath since I'm pregnant. 71 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:29,820 Yes, well, I guess that would make it more... 72 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,216 What? 73 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,793 I'm gonna be a grandpa! 74 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:44,564 And I'm gonna be a dad! 75 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,135 ♪ 'Cause you're Daddy's girl, or boy ♪ 76 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:52,720 ♪ Daddy's girl, or boy ♪ 77 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,873 I'm hungry again, honey. 78 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,709 Can you get me some ice cream with anchovies? 79 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,280 No, no, no. You mustn't give in to your cravings. 80 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,515 It's not good for the baby. 81 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,617 You need to increase your spider intake, 82 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,119 so he'll be able to climb ceilings properly. 83 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,854 And eat lots of sheep bile. 84 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,725 I love you, Dad, but we don't even know 85 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,827 if the kid's gonna be a vampire. 86 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:16,830 I'd be thrilled if the baby's human-y, just like Johnny. 87 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:20,330 "Human-y." With thousands of years of Dracula genes. 88 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,368 Not gonna happen. 89 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,370 As long as the baby's healthy. 90 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,805 Of course. A healthy little vampire. 91 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:26,940 Or human. 92 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:30,100 Yes, a human who can fly as a bat. 93 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,679 Here. Just have some monster ball soup. 94 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,614 It's your mommy's recipe. 95 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,518 Aw! 96 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,254 Thank you, Dad. 97 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,457 Just like you made it when I was a kid. My favorite. 98 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:57,303 Sorry. 99 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:15,288 Sir, only the father is allowed in the delivery room. 100 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,624 Really? I mean, okay. 101 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,793 He's the family, I guess. 102 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:28,735 Oh, look! It's a boy! It's a boy! 103 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:32,605 The Dracula bloodline carries on! 104 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:36,900 No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here, 105 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,244 my little devil dog. 106 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,846 Dad, can I hold my baby? 107 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,182 If I were Dad, I'd say yes. 108 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,617 But I'm the nurse, Francine. 109 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,720 Here you go anyway. 110 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:55,610 My bad. 111 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,801 Little Dennis is a year old now. Wow! 112 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,841 Nice. Yeah. Cute kid. 113 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,381 Okay, time for presents, guys. 114 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,510 All right! Let's do this boy up! 115 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,186 Check out what I got him. Bling! 116 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,155 Wow. Is it cursed? 117 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,190 Super cursed. Only the best. 118 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,459 Straight from the crypt. 119 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:30,130 He's just starting to walk, so maybe it's heavier than... 120 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,668 Oh. You're okay, Denisovich. 121 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:37,303 His name is Dennis. Named after my father. 122 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,506 It's not his vampire name. 123 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,975 My little Denisovichy-Weesovichy. 124 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,744 Huh! Are we sure he's a vampire? 125 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,746 I mean, not that it's a bad thing, 126 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:51,510 but shouldn't he have fangs and that pasty skin you guys have? 127 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:54,554 Technically, you have until you're five to get your vampire fangs. 128 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,489 Oh, he'll get his fangs. He's a Dracula. 129 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,825 He's also half Loughran. 130 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,895 Maybe he'd be better off where we live. There's more humans there. 131 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:05,331 What? Look how well he's playing with the wolf pups. 132 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:12,272 We have a present. I hope it's acceptable. 133 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,750 "My First Guillotine." 134 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:18,244 Very educational. Well played, Frank. 135 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,581 It's great. Thank you. We just have to baby-proof that. 136 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,985 Johnny, do you know where you put the rubber guards? 137 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,220 Baby-proofing a guillotine? 138 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,625 So you cut your finger off. It's part of the fun. 139 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,280 She made me baby-proof the whole hotel. 140 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,497 Someone's overprotective. 141 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,844 Aah! 142 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,450 Hmm? 143 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,491 Johnny! Come quick! 144 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,620 What's up? He's okay? 145 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,630 Dennis said his first word! 146 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,365 He did? 147 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,401 Come on, honey. Say it again. 148 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,468 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 149 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,372 I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh." 150 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,142 We didn't say you did. 151 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,243 Then where did he get that? 152 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,577 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 153 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,913 Well, maybe sometimes you say it. 154 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,982 I only say it when I say I don't say it! 155 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,984 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 156 00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:33,486 Okay, kid. We get it. You can talk. 157 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,723 Denisovich. 158 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,426 Dad. 159 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,560 Just checking for cavities. 160 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,365 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 161 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,633 Bleh, bleh-bleh. 162 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,735 It was you! 163 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:00,880 Oh, my goodness, Leonard. 164 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,816 If you really looked that hideous, 165 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,651 I don't think I could hang out with you. 166 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:06,252 Guys, what's the deal? 167 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,222 Is this a party? Pick up a phone. 168 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:14,494 I don't care if Johnny said it's a "cool app." Johnny's still new here. 169 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,864 Now, Porridge Head, did you call a hearse for the Gremlinbergs? 170 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,368 No, you're checking your Facebook page. Again. 171 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,169 Drac, I told the guys social media 172 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,704 is the best way to promote the hotel. 173 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,972 Right, Clifton? 174 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,143 So, Drac, I wanted to go through some thoughts I had, 175 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,213 as your new human relations coordinating co-assistant. 176 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,614 Sure. It's a real job. 177 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,684 Not a cheap excuse to keep Mavis happy, so you never leave here. 178 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,320 Right. So, I was thinking, 179 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:44,357 since we have so many humans now, maybe update some of the acts? 180 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,825 Like, maybe the magician? 181 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,894 What's wrong with Harry Three-Eye? 182 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,970 Well, he might be a little old-school for the humans. 183 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,166 Tell me, sir, what was your card? 184 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,701 The three of spades? 185 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,872 Is this your card, my friend? 186 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,807 Whoa! 187 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,577 No, Harry's great. 188 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,780 Can't blame Harry for the crowd not being hip. 189 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,948 Okay, what about Wayne? 190 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,617 Wayne? Are you nuts? He's my boy. 191 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,585 Then maybe something other than tennis? 192 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,788 Okay, so, what you wanna do 193 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,324 is lift the racket right on impact, so you get that nice top spin. 194 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,859 Try and hit one. 195 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,638 What is that? What's the noise? It's on me! 196 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,606 It's just the cell phone I got you. 197 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,676 Clifton's sending you a text so you can practice how to write back. 198 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,911 Oh! 199 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,647 Eh... 200 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,915 What the... It's not doing it. 201 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,160 I got it. 202 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,622 Now you can text Clifton. 203 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,925 All right, fine. 204 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,694 How do you do this? 205 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:55,862 Maybe it's your fingernails. 206 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,331 It's easy. Look. I'll text Mavis. 207 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,267 Psyched for date night. 208 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,603 See? And now look, she texted right back. 209 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,805 "Gotta cancel. Can't leave Dennis." 210 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,741 Okay. 211 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:12,479 Are we never allowed to be alone again? 212 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:16,349 I need to feel loved, too. 213 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,152 And send. 214 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,489 Okay. All that taught me is that you're pathetic. 215 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,791 Yeah, got it. Maybe you should just get Bluetooth. 216 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,160 Okay. Blue Tooth, come over here. 217 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,531 So, now what? 218 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,304 Rise and shine, my Denisovich. 219 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,730 Hi, Papa. 220 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,476 Hello, my little devil. Did you have sweet nightmares? 221 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,347 Uh-huh. I dreamed that I saw a stegosaurus. 222 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,582 Oh... And were you drinking his blood? 223 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,551 No. 224 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,886 Just throwing it out there. 225 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,421 Hey! You want to do something cool? 226 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,570 Yeah! 227 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:01,661 I'm going to teach you how to turn into a bat. Like me. 228 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,563 - See? - Cool. 229 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,265 Yes! Cool, like I said. 230 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:07,233 Now you try. 231 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,736 I'm a bat. 232 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,671 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat. 233 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:12,872 I'm a bat. 234 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,208 I mean, a real bat. 235 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,743 I'm a bat! 236 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:23,183 Denisovich. Take a breath. You can really turn into a bat. 237 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,285 Try. Feel the bat. 238 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,155 Not a chicken. 239 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,660 What's that? The electric boogaloo? 240 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,596 If I show you I can bust a move, will you try to fly, then? 241 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,664 Uh-huh. 242 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,347 Dad? Why are you guys dancing? 243 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,717 Uh, he was sleep-dancing. 244 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,152 Come on, sweetie. Back to bed. 245 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,155 "Back to bed"? It's already after 8:00 p.m. 246 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,157 Don't you remember the new sleep schedule? 247 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,125 He's going to human classes half the day. 248 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,960 Uh... 249 00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:10,300 If he could just sleep till 2:00 A.M. tonight, it'd be so great for him. 250 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,320 But, honeydeath, six of Wayne's wolf pups 251 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,340 are having a birthday party tonight. 252 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,202 You wouldn't want him to miss that. 253 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:20,400 Dad, I love the wolf pups, but they're a little too rough for Dennis. 254 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,342 "Too rough"? 255 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,411 Haven't you noticed? Dennis is different. 256 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,280 What are you saying? Denisovich shouldn't be around monsters? 257 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,583 I love monsters! Video! Video! Ha! 258 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,752 Oh, you wanna show Papa Drac your monster video? 259 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:33,820 Yeah! 260 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,825 Who's the coolest monster? 261 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,660 Kakie! 262 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,697 Wee! Kakie one happy monster! 263 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,299 Kakie love cake! Yummy! 264 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,702 Tummy get a tummyache. 265 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:52,138 Whoa, whoa, whoa. How is that a monster? 266 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,307 Have some cake, Wuzzlelumplebum. 267 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:58,278 Remember, kids, a real monster always shares. 268 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:03,149 "Shares"? Yes! When I think monsters, I think "shares." 269 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:06,720 Now, let me tell you what a real monster is, Denisovich. 270 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:10,390 Dad, please. He's practically five already. Don't force it. 271 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,496 Slow down, Wuzzlelumplebum. 272 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,538 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder ♪ 273 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,740 Mommy, I'm too old for lullabies. 274 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,310 What? That's not how that one goes. 275 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,945 This is the way most people sing it. 276 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,214 "Most people"? What's wrong with... 277 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,717 ♪ Suffer, suffer, scream in pain ♪ 278 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,154 ♪ Blood is spilling from your brain ♪ 279 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,923 Daddy. Come on. You know how I sang it to you. 280 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,127 ♪ Zombies gnaw you like a plum ♪ 281 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:50,330 ♪ Piercing cries and you succumb ♪ 282 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:55,869 ♪ Suffer, suffer, scream in pain ♪ 283 00:18:55,935 --> 00:19:00,974 ♪ You will never breathe again ♪ 284 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,444 Still works. 285 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:25,765 Oh... 286 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,769 Happy birthday, Wally, Wilson, 287 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,771 Whoopi, Waylon, Weepy and Wanye. 288 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,760 Denisovich! My big boy! You made it! 289 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,312 I thought about what you said, Dad. 290 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,114 Maybe I was being a little overprotective. 291 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,830 Thank you, coffin cake. 292 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,719 Dennis! I love you! Zing! 293 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,320 Hi, Winnie. 294 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,523 I just love your yummy strawberry locks! Zing, zing! 295 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,564 Winnie. Give him his space, hon. I'm sorry, Mavis. 296 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,300 It's okay, Aunt Wanda. They're just playing. 297 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,700 Holy rabies! Limbo? I used to love that game! 298 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,972 Get in there, Mavey. 299 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,640 Really? But I'm a parent now. 300 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,750 Show 'em how it's done. 301 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,377 Okay. Okay, okay. 302 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,987 No way! A pinata? 303 00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:26,593 Oh, Mavis, honey. That's for later. 304 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,561 Whoo! 305 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,263 We don't want the pups to have too much... 306 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,165 Candy! 307 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:36,770 Sugar. 308 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,513 I'm sorry. Did I start all that? 309 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,615 Don't worry. There's a reason they call it a litter. 310 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,459 Whoa! 311 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,729 Dennis! Are you okay? 312 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,698 I got a candy. 313 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,666 Look! Your tooth came out. 314 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,169 Are you kidding me? He got his tooth knocked out? 315 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,272 Oh, yes, indeed. Here comes the fang. 316 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:15,442 Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a fang. Why would this one be? 317 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,770 He's not a monster. 318 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,380 Ooh! 319 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:25,510 The sun's gonna come out soon, and we gotta get to his classes. 320 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,855 What's wrong with the classes we have here? Like the kids' yoga? 321 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:32,959 Yoga! 322 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,950 This is Denisovich's home. 323 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,696 I don't know, Dad. 324 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,131 What don't you know? 325 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:41,668 Well, we've been talking about moving. 326 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,170 Somewhere safer for Dennis. 327 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:47,140 Maybe where Johnny grew up in California. 328 00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:51,770 I'm sorry, but you can't just make somebody something they're not. 329 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:54,681 Come on, honey. We have to go. 330 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,949 Zing, zing? 331 00:21:57,830 --> 00:21:59,886 Mavey, wait. You can't mean that. 332 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,158 You're in on this? The leaving? 333 00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:08,610 Uh... It's not definite at all. 334 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:09,329 It's just something she's definitely talking about, 335 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:11,631 but until we do it, it's not definitized. 336 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,370 Did he just cover me with birdseed? 337 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,339 Yeah, he covered me. 338 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:32,385 Dad, it's not a fang. 339 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,588 Dad, I don't know if it's the right place for Dennis. 340 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,290 Right, Johnny? 341 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,593 Oh, hey, dudeman. It's not me. It's Mavey. 342 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:44,300 Hey, dudeman. I'm afraid to say anything. 343 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:46,366 Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman! 344 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,902 Uh, Drac? Who you talkin' to? 345 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,137 Do not disturb. The count's wiggin' out in here. 346 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,441 What are you wiggin' out about, Drac? 347 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,844 The kids. Mavey Wavey's saying she wants to leave. 348 00:22:57,911 --> 00:23:00,547 She wants to leave? What about Johnny? He doesn't wanna go. 349 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,949 He's making the hotel more human-y for Dennis. 350 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,784 You know, seeing that he isn't a monster. 351 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,219 He is a monster! 352 00:23:06,286 --> 00:23:07,354 He's just a late fanger. 353 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,455 Mmm-hmm. 354 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,560 And I could be a hand model. 355 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,359 Shut up! It's all that human-y stuff 356 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:15,962 that's confusing poor Denisovich. 357 00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:19,165 So maybe you gotta get the kid around more monster-y things. Ooh! 358 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,368 Oh, I need a cape. 359 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,537 I can't. She's always around, checking up on me. 360 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:27,841 Man, if you could just get some alone time. 361 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,276 Wait a minute. That's what Johnny wants, too. 362 00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:33,446 Alone time with Mavis. 363 00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:37,417 Have they even had a vacation 364 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,985 since before they were married? 365 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:46,226 They're going to now. And so are we. Frank, you're a genius. 366 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,500 Mmm-hmm. 367 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:05,679 We'll take Denisovich to all our old haunts. 368 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,982 Each of us will show him our skills. 369 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,219 Teach him how to be a monster. 370 00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:18,224 And he'll be fanging it up in no time. 371 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,427 Boy turns five next week. 372 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:23,290 If he's not a vampire by his birthday, it ain't happenin'. 373 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,331 Oh, it ain't ain't happening, baby. 374 00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:27,734 All he needs is time with his vampa. 375 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,135 "Vampa"? 376 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:30,537 Vampire grandpa. 377 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,539 Come on, man. That's obvious. 378 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:37,143 Johnny. Come outside. 379 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:39,546 What? Who is it? 380 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,115 It's your father-in-law. I need to talk to you. 381 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:44,784 What's up? 382 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:46,519 Oh. 383 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,922 Let me get rid of them. Sorry. 384 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,920 No problem-o. I was kinda diggin' the attention. 385 00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:57,130 Can they stay? I don't think they're ready to leave yet. 386 00:24:57,197 --> 00:24:59,332 Come on. Go to your mother. 387 00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:00,600 Look, you want to stay here, right? 388 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,435 Of course. 389 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:05,171 This is the first place where I can really be myself. 390 00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:08,675 I haven't felt this alive since they invented stuffed-crust pizza. 391 00:25:08,742 --> 00:25:13,460 Well, then, we've got some work to do. Okay, so here's the plan. 392 00:25:13,113 --> 00:25:15,382 Maybe it's a good idea to take her to your hometown. 393 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,684 But remember... 394 00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:20,587 So, it's sliced avocado, rolled oats with apricot, 395 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,956 the Aveeno moisturizer after every bath. 396 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,326 And then the shea butter on his tush before his PJs 397 00:25:26,393 --> 00:25:29,950 and then 20 minutes with the nebulizer 398 00:25:29,162 --> 00:25:32,365 while I read his Learning Factory Phonics book to him. 399 00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:35,802 It's asking a lot, Dad. We could just take Dennis with us. 400 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:38,738 What? Are you kidding me? And get him off his routine? 401 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,106 No, no, no. 402 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:42,208 You kids go to California, 403 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:44,644 and see if it's the right place to raise Denisovich. 404 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,479 And you remember how to video chat? 405 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:49,849 Yes, yes. With the phone and the buttons and the agony. 406 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:53,787 Thanks for being so understanding, Dad. I know you'll keep him safe. 407 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:57,390 Of course, Mavey. Stake my heart and hope to die. 408 00:25:57,457 --> 00:25:59,359 I'm just gonna miss him so much. 409 00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:02,128 I love you, Dennis. 410 00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:03,997 I love you, Mommy. 411 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,634 I'll tell him Mavey Wavey stories every night before bed. 412 00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,569 You're the best. I love you, Dad. 413 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,475 Gonna miss all you guys. You're all my family. 414 00:26:16,209 --> 00:26:18,278 Love you, Drac. 415 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:20,647 Yes. I love you, too. 416 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:24,417 Now, remember the plan. Just keep her distracted and happy. 417 00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:26,920 But not too happy, capisce? Got it. 418 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,522 Operation "Just Keep Her Distracted and Happy", 419 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:32,892 "But Not Too Happy, Capisce," starts now. Cool? 420 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:34,427 Smiling on the outside. 421 00:26:34,494 --> 00:26:35,595 Will you hug my backpack? 422 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:36,663 No. 423 00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:45,710 Back to bed. 424 00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:48,274 Ah, yes, we'll get to the bed. We all love the bed. 425 00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:50,610 But we're just gonna do one thing first. 426 00:26:54,514 --> 00:26:56,316 Is it shorts weather where we're going? 427 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:59,520 Jeez. I hope not. My body isn't swimsuit-ready yet. 428 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,388 Whatever. Where's Griffin? 429 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,723 Hey, can I have a second? I'm just saying goodbye to Emily. 430 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,425 Oh, brother. 431 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:08,610 I'm gonna miss you so much. 432 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,896 You know, you have to be strong, honey. 433 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,364 Because what we have is unbreakable. 434 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:16,469 Babe, don't cry. Everyone's looking. 435 00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:18,138 Okay, I gotta call him on this. 436 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:21,174 Just let him play it out, get it over with. 437 00:27:21,241 --> 00:27:25,712 Okay, you two lovebirds. Drink your champagne and let's get going. 438 00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:27,981 Oh, yeah. No, sure. Okay. 439 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,490 Cheers, babe. 440 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,453 Oh. You klutz. 441 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,588 We can't say nothin' about this? 442 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,230 No. We don't have time for zingers. 443 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:48,935 How do you click in the stupid car seat? 444 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,670 You gotta cut those nails, man. 445 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:52,439 We just strap our kids down with duct tape. 446 00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:58,912 What's he doing here? 447 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,781 I told him he could come. He's never been outside the hotel. 448 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,551 Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man. 449 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:08,922 Yeah, that ain't happenin'. 450 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,624 Fine, put him on the Rascal. Let's just get going. 451 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:18,264 Oh. 452 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,942 Where are we going, Papa Drac? 453 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,411 Oh, Denisovich, we're going to have an adventure. 454 00:28:31,478 --> 00:28:33,646 A monster-y adventure. 455 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:36,583 Yay! Monsters! We're gonna eat cake. 456 00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:38,685 What did he say? 457 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:41,154 No. No cake on this monster trip. 458 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:44,758 No cake, cebause Kakie says, "Too much cake makes tummy ache." 459 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:46,393 Yay! 460 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:47,894 "A monster always shares." 461 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:50,964 Wow! 462 00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:53,366 We may need more than a week. 463 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:56,603 Hey, you know who could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad. 464 00:28:56,670 --> 00:29:00,140 What? We don't need to call Vlad. We got this. 465 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:04,744 You see, Denisovich, monsters are nice, just like you. 466 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:09,150 But when the moon comes out, the real monster fun begins. 467 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,385 Being scary. Right, guys? 468 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,691 Guys? Guys! What is wrong with you? 469 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:21,761 Come on. Everybody likes that song. 470 00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:25,598 We're not everybody. We're scary monsters. Remember? 471 00:29:25,665 --> 00:29:26,900 Hey, what are you putting in? 472 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,435 It's an audio book. 473 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:31,604 Bigfoot's life story. He reads it himself. 474 00:29:31,671 --> 00:29:33,306 Chapter One. 475 00:30:05,705 --> 00:30:06,773 Wow! 476 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,975 This is gonna be so amazing. 477 00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:12,780 Oh, yeah. You're gonna be so happy, but not too happy. 478 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,580 Huh? What? 479 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,915 I wanna see everything you did growing up. 480 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,118 As long as you're distracted, capisce? 481 00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:21,621 We can hit a few spots on the way to my parents. 482 00:30:21,688 --> 00:30:23,189 Lemme just quickly call home. 483 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:24,924 Ah! Don't do that. 484 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:27,794 It's only 1:00 A.M. there. Dennis isn't even up yet. 485 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:31,131 Right. I'm just not used to being away from him. 486 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,633 Everything's gonna be cool. Your dad was so all over it. 487 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,735 I know. He's the best. 488 00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:57,724 Right turn, here. 489 00:30:58,725 --> 00:31:00,560 Denisovich, rise and shine. 490 00:31:02,195 --> 00:31:04,798 Boys, this bringing back any memories? 491 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:08,134 We used to prowl around here when we were in our 100s. 492 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:11,504 The Dark Forest of Slobozia. 493 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,549 Nice how they built it up. 494 00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:24,784 Okay, out of the car. 495 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:27,387 Denisovich, you're going to see 496 00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:29,956 every monster do his specialty. 497 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:33,660 First, Frank's gonna show us how he scares people. 498 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:36,496 Yay! He's gonna say, "Boo." 499 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:39,320 Yeah, I don't think "boos" ever work. 500 00:31:39,990 --> 00:31:42,135 But that's why we're here. To learn from the master. 501 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,500 Okay, I'll give it a shot. 502 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:03,223 Yeah, guess it just depends on work. 503 00:32:04,858 --> 00:32:06,393 Frankenstein! 504 00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:08,528 Hey, how ya doin'? 505 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,698 You're awesome! Can we take a picture? Is that okay? 506 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,767 Sure, okay. Little selfie action. 507 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:16,360 For real? 508 00:32:16,703 --> 00:32:18,238 Awesome! Thank you so much. 509 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:19,572 Hey, have a great day. 510 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,775 Boo! 511 00:32:21,841 --> 00:32:23,977 Oh. He's adorable. He's adorable. 512 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,979 Adorable, yes. 513 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:28,915 Not scary, but "boo" is a start. 514 00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:42,595 My birthday cake's gonna have the coolest guy on it. 515 00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:44,998 Let me guess. Kakie. 516 00:32:45,650 --> 00:32:48,868 No. He's so cool. He climbs walls and wears a cape. 517 00:32:48,935 --> 00:32:51,905 Oh, really. And who is this very cool guy? 518 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,640 Batman! 519 00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:55,442 Batman. Great. 520 00:32:55,508 --> 00:32:58,712 You don't know anyone else with a cape that's cool? 521 00:32:58,778 --> 00:32:59,879 This is good. Stop here. 522 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,322 Okay, Wayne. It's your turn. Go kill something. 523 00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:10,523 Denisovich, watch this. 524 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:11,825 What? 525 00:33:11,891 --> 00:33:13,193 I told you, come on. 526 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,128 If we don't inspire Denisovich, 527 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,163 how's he going to find his inner monster? 528 00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:18,565 Who's in a monster? 529 00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:20,133 Nobody, just... 530 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,201 Here, have an avocado. 531 00:33:21,234 --> 00:33:22,469 Yay! 532 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:24,537 Your mommy says it's a good fat. 533 00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:26,673 Whatever the heaven that means. 534 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:28,708 Listen, I'm not gonna set monsters back again 535 00:33:28,775 --> 00:33:31,277 just to make your grandkid like vampires. 536 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:33,446 Anyway, there's nothing to kill here. It's all been... 537 00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:38,840 Aw... 538 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:39,319 What a cutie. 539 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:41,521 But kill him. 540 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:45,191 Oh, great. You know I haven't done this in years. 541 00:33:45,258 --> 00:33:48,161 We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts. 542 00:33:48,228 --> 00:33:50,630 Denisovich, you're going to love this. 543 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:53,600 Wayne's going to eat that whole deer, and the next one's yours. 544 00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:54,768 Wayne, go. 545 00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:01,741 Oh, man. I'm too old for this. 546 00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:04,110 Okay, how's it go again? 547 00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:06,980 No, no, wait. That's for the moon. 548 00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:09,215 Oh, I growl. Right, here goes. 549 00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:12,686 Growl! 550 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:13,753 Get it, boy. 551 00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:20,894 Get it, Uncle Wayne. 552 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:27,233 Some werewolf. Did you actually say the word "growl?" 553 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:28,702 You're a werewussy. 554 00:34:28,768 --> 00:34:30,103 I said I was rusty. 555 00:34:31,805 --> 00:34:33,440 Gimme me that Frisbee. 556 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:34,941 No! It's my Frisbee! I fetched it! 557 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,609 Give it to me! Give it back! 558 00:34:36,676 --> 00:34:39,145 Give it over here! Give me that! Give it back! 559 00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:46,419 He's fine. He's Blobby. 560 00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:52,920 This place is so amazing and scenic. 561 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:53,326 What do you wanna show me first? 562 00:34:53,393 --> 00:34:54,694 Mmm. I don't know. 563 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:56,196 It's pretty, but there's really 564 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:57,664 nothing to do once it gets dark. 565 00:34:57,731 --> 00:34:59,132 Wait. What's that place? 566 00:35:03,636 --> 00:35:05,839 So, you're telling me that I can pick 567 00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:07,574 between all these different kinds of chips? 568 00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:09,476 Yes. 569 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,311 How do people decide? 570 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,279 Whoa! 571 00:35:13,346 --> 00:35:16,149 Now what's that beautiful fountain of rubies? 572 00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:19,319 Johnny, have you tried this Slurpee? 573 00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:21,388 Not that quickly, hon. 574 00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:24,791 It comes in 48 flavors. We have to try them all. 575 00:35:28,610 --> 00:35:29,796 Uh, I don't know if we have time. 576 00:35:29,863 --> 00:35:32,565 Why? This place is open all night. Right, sir? 577 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:33,633 Yes. 578 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:39,572 Johnny, look. 579 00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:42,776 They're making a TV show about this place and we're the stars. 580 00:35:42,842 --> 00:35:44,144 Hello, world. 581 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,612 Awesome. 582 00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:49,282 It's totally awesome. You're so lucky, Kal. 583 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:51,885 Hello, world. 584 00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:57,290 Okay, Murray. Your turn. 585 00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:02,195 Excuse us. Do you know where someone can get a bite around here? 586 00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:05,465 Did you seriously just ask a vampire where to get a bite? 587 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:08,100 Oh, gosh. I didn't mean... We're not from around here. 588 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,470 This is so embarrassing. Just keep going. 589 00:36:10,537 --> 00:36:12,472 Sorry to bother you. Love your chocolate cereal. 590 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:17,911 So, what do you want me to do now? 591 00:36:17,977 --> 00:36:19,679 Denisovich, you won't believe it. 592 00:36:19,746 --> 00:36:22,150 The mummy can crash through walls 593 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:24,170 and turn into a swarm of beetles 594 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,353 and put a curse on anyone. 595 00:36:26,419 --> 00:36:27,854 That sounds mean. 596 00:36:27,921 --> 00:36:29,456 It's fun mean. Okay. 597 00:36:29,522 --> 00:36:31,124 So, check it out. 598 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:35,729 Murray's going to conjure up the biggest sandstorm you've ever seen. 599 00:36:35,795 --> 00:36:37,464 Hit it! 600 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,199 Sandstorm? It's been awhile. 601 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:41,234 Not my problem. Do it. Say your little spell. 602 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:44,400 Okay. 603 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,807 I got this. Frank, Wayne, Griffin, just try not to faint. 604 00:37:08,862 --> 00:37:09,863 Ow! 605 00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:11,131 My back. 606 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,508 Oh. Wait. 607 00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:29,516 How cute! 608 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:32,252 Ow! Ow! 609 00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:39,859 Wait. Stop at that playground. Look at these cute kids. 610 00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:49,469 Holy rabies! This looks like a blast. 611 00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:50,904 I don't know, Mavey. 612 00:37:50,970 --> 00:37:53,807 This can be pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. 613 00:37:53,873 --> 00:37:55,542 Of course, I rock these bikes. 614 00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:56,976 May I, little dude? 615 00:37:57,811 --> 00:38:00,413 Check it out. Oh, yeah. 616 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,482 This is how I rolled every summer. 617 00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:06,519 Whoo-hoo! 618 00:38:06,586 --> 00:38:07,587 Whoa, whoa! 619 00:38:16,963 --> 00:38:18,365 I think I scratched it. 620 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:19,432 Oh... 621 00:38:19,499 --> 00:38:21,101 My turn. 622 00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:24,104 Mavey, I told you, it took me years to get this good. 623 00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,139 Well, I'll give it a try. 624 00:39:05,278 --> 00:39:07,981 You feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers. 625 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,382 Your wife, Johnny. 626 00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:11,151 My wife. Even better. 627 00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:14,854 That was sick, lady. Where did you learn how to do that stuff? 628 00:39:14,921 --> 00:39:16,289 Transylvania. 629 00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:19,626 That's cool. I have a cousin from Pennsylvania. 630 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:23,396 Oh. These little guys are so sweet. Dennis would love them. 631 00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:25,165 What an awesome place to raise a kid. 632 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:27,100 Oh. To raise a kid? 633 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:29,350 I don't know about awesome. 634 00:39:29,102 --> 00:39:32,172 Maybe tubular. Capisce? 635 00:39:32,238 --> 00:39:33,873 Anyways, we should hit my folks' place. 636 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:34,808 I said we'd be there by now. 637 00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:36,242 Sure. 638 00:39:36,309 --> 00:39:38,445 Oh, hey, it's after 3:00 o'clock in Transylvania. 639 00:39:38,511 --> 00:39:40,413 I'm gonna check on Dennis, okay? 640 00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:48,221 Chocolate cereal. Are you kidding me? 641 00:39:48,288 --> 00:39:50,423 It's okay, Drac. It's 'cause they love us. 642 00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:52,926 Yeah. Monsters are what's goin' on. 643 00:39:52,992 --> 00:39:55,950 Oh, yeah. You should embrace it like I did. 644 00:39:55,161 --> 00:39:57,130 I've got a best-selling workout video. 645 00:39:57,197 --> 00:39:59,833 Follow me, ladies. Right. And left. 646 00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:02,569 No, girls. Watch me. You're not watching. 647 00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:05,572 Here we go. And eight and seven and six... 648 00:40:05,638 --> 00:40:07,340 That's not me, guys. 649 00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:10,777 Come on, even Bigfoot's tearin' it up in the German soccer league. 650 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:20,620 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 651 00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:22,756 It's Mavis. 652 00:40:22,822 --> 00:40:24,557 You gotta answer it. 653 00:40:24,624 --> 00:40:26,159 You're pushin' too hard. Lighter. 654 00:40:26,226 --> 00:40:28,261 All right! 655 00:40:28,328 --> 00:40:31,264 Denisovich, wake up. Oh, boy, he's out cold. 656 00:40:31,331 --> 00:40:32,465 I got this. 657 00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:36,503 Dad, what took so long? 658 00:40:36,569 --> 00:40:37,871 What? 659 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:41,241 Nothing, Mavey. We're all great here at the hotel. 660 00:40:41,307 --> 00:40:43,309 Just doing hotel things. 661 00:40:43,376 --> 00:40:44,678 Sorry, can't handle your breath. 662 00:40:44,744 --> 00:40:46,212 I hear ya. 663 00:40:46,279 --> 00:40:47,747 How are you? 664 00:40:47,814 --> 00:40:49,349 We're having a blast. 665 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:52,485 We just went biking and mini-marting. It's so fun here. 666 00:40:53,219 --> 00:40:54,654 Is Dennis okay? 667 00:40:54,721 --> 00:40:55,955 Oh. Of course. 668 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,791 You want to see him? 669 00:40:57,857 --> 00:40:59,659 Yes. Yes, I do. 670 00:40:59,726 --> 00:41:01,270 Hi, baby. How are you? 671 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:02,662 Mommy. 672 00:41:02,729 --> 00:41:03,730 I happy. 673 00:41:04,197 --> 00:41:05,331 Aw. 674 00:41:05,398 --> 00:41:07,100 Hey, little dude. 675 00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,735 Why is he wearing sunglasses? 676 00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:10,870 Oh, we were playing. 677 00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:13,707 It's a superhero thing. 678 00:41:13,773 --> 00:41:17,210 Cebause, I'm Sunglasses Man, to the rescue! 679 00:41:17,277 --> 00:41:18,878 Okay, take it down a notch. I'm flying. 680 00:41:18,945 --> 00:41:21,481 You sound funny. 681 00:41:21,548 --> 00:41:24,617 Oh, no, no, that's his Sunglasses Man voice. 682 00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:27,420 Static. The signal is bad. Mavis, are you there? 683 00:41:28,922 --> 00:41:29,923 Yeah, I'm still... 684 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:33,793 All right. I guess he's having fun. 685 00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,562 Of course he is. 686 00:41:37,564 --> 00:41:39,933 Wow, I nailed it with the Sunglasses Man. 687 00:41:39,999 --> 00:41:41,601 Right off the top of my head. 688 00:41:41,668 --> 00:41:43,636 I threw in a "cebause." Did everyone see that? 689 00:41:43,703 --> 00:41:46,473 She said she was having fun. Johnny's blowing it. 690 00:41:46,539 --> 00:41:49,776 She's biking and mini-marting. She's gonna wanna move! 691 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:52,679 I gotta fix this kid now. Are we almost there or what? 692 00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,647 Okay, I may 693 00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:56,316 have taken a wrong turn a few miles back. 694 00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:58,184 Don't get mad. What? 695 00:42:00,286 --> 00:42:02,455 Someone turn on the navigator on this thing. 696 00:42:02,522 --> 00:42:04,491 Look how light I touch it. 697 00:42:04,557 --> 00:42:07,494 Please enter your destination. 698 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,197 Please. I am begging you. 699 00:42:13,867 --> 00:42:16,336 Yeah, this is gonna be good, Denisovich. 700 00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:19,272 Scary stuff, okay? It's in you. 701 00:42:19,339 --> 00:42:22,108 We just gotta concentrate on the scary. 702 00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:24,944 Papa Drac? Do you miss Grandma? 703 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:27,781 Miss Grandma? Oh. Sure, I do. 704 00:42:27,847 --> 00:42:32,118 I miss her every day. She was my zing. 705 00:42:33,530 --> 00:42:34,521 Why do you ask? 706 00:42:34,587 --> 00:42:35,989 I don't know. 707 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,240 Do you miss anybody? 708 00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:40,193 I miss Mommy and Daddy. 709 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:43,290 And who else? You miss that Winnie? 710 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,199 The pup who tackles you and tries to lick you all the time? 711 00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:48,501 Yeah, but we're just friends. 712 00:42:48,568 --> 00:42:51,371 Oh, no, no, no. You're a Dracula. 713 00:42:51,438 --> 00:42:55,241 You can't just be friends with a cute, hairy number like Winnie. 714 00:42:55,308 --> 00:43:00,914 Right turn, now! Here. You imbecile! 715 00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:02,480 Oh, right. Turn, Griffin! 716 00:43:02,115 --> 00:43:03,283 Yes, Papa Drac. 717 00:43:08,388 --> 00:43:13,159 Wait and see, fellas. This kid'll be guzzling goat blood in no time. 718 00:43:13,226 --> 00:43:16,596 - You have arrived at your destination. - Yes! 719 00:43:16,663 --> 00:43:18,465 Yes! Here we are. 720 00:43:18,531 --> 00:43:20,900 It's the vampire summer camp I went to as a kid. 721 00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:23,370 What's it, Camp Vamp? 722 00:43:23,436 --> 00:43:25,505 No. Who names their camp "Camp Vamp?" 723 00:43:25,572 --> 00:43:27,741 It's Camp Winnepacaca. 724 00:43:48,328 --> 00:43:50,300 You see, Denisovich? 725 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,167 This is where I learned to catch mice and shapeshift. 726 00:43:54,234 --> 00:43:57,904 And use my incredible powers and strength. It's pretty cool. Huh? 727 00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:58,972 Badminton. 728 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:06,813 Yes, I don't remember this badminting. 729 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,849 Well, well, is this a night? How ya doin', folks? 730 00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:11,718 I'm Dana, the director. 731 00:44:11,785 --> 00:44:14,254 We're sure excited to have you legends visitin' us. 732 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,289 What can I do you for? 733 00:44:16,356 --> 00:44:21,940 Well, I'm very interested in sending my grandboy, Denisovich, here. 734 00:44:21,161 --> 00:44:25,632 Oh. This little redheaded, non-fangy little guy? 735 00:44:25,699 --> 00:44:29,169 Oh, they're in there. He's a late fanger. That's why we came here. 736 00:44:29,235 --> 00:44:31,371 Can you show us some of the drills, 737 00:44:31,438 --> 00:44:33,506 like where they catch the mice? 738 00:44:33,573 --> 00:44:36,543 Can do. A-course now we call it Tee-Mousing. 739 00:44:47,587 --> 00:44:50,560 So they don't have to catch the mice? 740 00:44:50,123 --> 00:44:53,593 Nope. We find this is a good way to build their confidence. 741 00:44:55,395 --> 00:44:56,463 Come here. 742 00:44:57,764 --> 00:44:59,532 It's right there! What's the matter with you? 743 00:45:01,301 --> 00:45:02,569 Hokey-pokey. 744 00:45:04,204 --> 00:45:05,739 Ah! 745 00:45:05,805 --> 00:45:09,175 There it is, Denisovich. Where Papa learned to fly. 746 00:45:09,242 --> 00:45:11,277 Ooh! I wanna fly like Papa. 747 00:45:16,716 --> 00:45:17,884 Uh... 748 00:45:17,951 --> 00:45:19,686 Yeah. We're over here, now. 749 00:45:20,987 --> 00:45:23,590 Had to scale it down. Insurance. 750 00:45:27,327 --> 00:45:29,596 Help me. Help me. Help me. 751 00:45:29,662 --> 00:45:32,599 Hokey-pokey. See ya at the campfire. 752 00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:40,106 Well, gosh! Welcome, you two. 753 00:45:40,173 --> 00:45:41,341 Hey, gang. 754 00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:44,277 Hi, guys. This is so exciting. 755 00:45:44,344 --> 00:45:48,481 Ah! Look at all of this. So cool. 756 00:45:48,548 --> 00:45:51,840 Wow! I can't believe I'm actually here. 757 00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:52,452 Well, you are. 758 00:45:52,519 --> 00:45:55,822 Now, how does it work? Are you up all night and sleep all day? 759 00:45:55,889 --> 00:45:57,190 Yeah. 760 00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:58,258 Oh. I'll do whatever you guys want. 761 00:45:58,324 --> 00:45:59,859 Good. 762 00:45:59,926 --> 00:46:02,495 'Cause I bought this pretty sunhat for you. Linda. 763 00:46:02,562 --> 00:46:04,497 But otherwise this poncho, if you wanna be safe. 764 00:46:04,564 --> 00:46:06,332 We can deal with it later, Linda. 765 00:46:06,399 --> 00:46:07,333 Okay. 766 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,690 Oh! Come see. 767 00:46:10,236 --> 00:46:11,938 I've set up your bedroom. 768 00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:19,450 It's just like Transylvania. 769 00:46:19,112 --> 00:46:22,582 Oh, Transylvania. That was a fun experience. 770 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:24,718 Mike was afraid he'd get disemboweled and eaten, 771 00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:26,720 but I told him he was just being silly. 772 00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,421 That was you, Linda. 773 00:46:28,788 --> 00:46:30,690 Oh. There they are. 774 00:46:30,757 --> 00:46:33,526 You know, we have a couple of mixed families in the neighborhood, 775 00:46:33,593 --> 00:46:35,495 so I thought I'd invite them over. 776 00:46:35,562 --> 00:46:37,597 They might be nice for you guys to talk to 777 00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:39,399 since you're thinkin' about moving here. 778 00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:43,269 Hi, Caren. Hi, Pandragora. 779 00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:44,838 Welcome, Mavis. Hey, guys. 780 00:46:46,406 --> 00:46:49,642 Yeah, you're gonna dig it here. Don't even worry. 781 00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:53,460 People are totally cool with our lifestyle choice. 782 00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:54,414 I mean, the kids get picked on a little, 783 00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:56,683 but it toughens them up. 784 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:58,551 Oh, hey, you guys. And this is Loretta. 785 00:46:58,585 --> 00:47:00,553 She's married to Paul, who's a werewolf. 786 00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:02,222 Excuse me? 787 00:47:02,288 --> 00:47:05,725 Yes, I was telling Mavis about the other monster-human couples in town. 788 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:07,627 I am not a werewolf. 789 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:10,296 Oh. I thought... 790 00:47:10,363 --> 00:47:12,966 Well, you're welcome to stay and have some cupcakes. 791 00:47:16,603 --> 00:47:20,674 ♪ Vampires will be friends forever ♪ 792 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:24,878 ♪ Through the centuries together ♪ 793 00:47:24,944 --> 00:47:29,149 ♪ Even in the brightest sunny weather ♪ 794 00:47:29,215 --> 00:47:33,353 ♪ Vampires will be friends forever ♪ 795 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:36,956 ♪ Literally ♪ 796 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:40,326 ♪ Forever ♪ 797 00:47:44,164 --> 00:47:46,933 Great job, vampires. Give yourselves a hug. 798 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,100 Mmm... 799 00:47:53,390 --> 00:47:54,740 We're going. 800 00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:55,141 What? Where? 801 00:48:01,514 --> 00:48:02,949 Why are we doing this? 802 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,819 You'd rather be listening to those putrid new songs? 803 00:48:05,885 --> 00:48:07,921 What happened to Michael Row Your Corpse Ashore? 804 00:48:07,987 --> 00:48:10,557 Or Old McWerewolf Had An Axe? 805 00:48:15,962 --> 00:48:17,797 We shouldn't be up here, Drac. 806 00:48:17,864 --> 00:48:19,866 Who's ready to fly? 807 00:48:19,933 --> 00:48:22,135 Me! Me! Like a superhero. 808 00:48:22,202 --> 00:48:24,400 Better! Like a vampire! 809 00:48:24,938 --> 00:48:26,840 This thing is rickety. 810 00:48:26,906 --> 00:48:29,209 You know what? Maybe the kid isn't supposed to fly. 811 00:48:29,275 --> 00:48:32,545 Quiet. This is how they learn. You throw them and they figure it out. 812 00:48:33,513 --> 00:48:35,810 It's how I was taught. 813 00:48:35,148 --> 00:48:36,516 I wanna fly now! 814 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:39,919 Attabat. You know Papa's right here if you need him. 815 00:48:39,986 --> 00:48:41,421 Uh. I can't watch this. 816 00:48:41,488 --> 00:48:42,989 Please don't. 817 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,525 Here we go! 818 00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:46,593 Wee! 819 00:48:51,865 --> 00:48:53,133 He's still not flying. 820 00:48:53,199 --> 00:48:54,200 He will. 821 00:48:55,535 --> 00:48:57,300 Still not. 822 00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,710 It'll happen. 823 00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,607 This is a tall tower. 824 00:49:00,674 --> 00:49:02,142 That's why it's good. 825 00:49:02,208 --> 00:49:03,476 You should get him. 826 00:49:03,543 --> 00:49:04,611 He's gonna fall to his death. 827 00:49:04,678 --> 00:49:06,546 He's taking his time. 828 00:49:08,140 --> 00:49:09,516 Drac! 829 00:49:09,582 --> 00:49:11,484 I did that my first time. 830 00:49:11,551 --> 00:49:13,153 He's getting too close to the ground! 831 00:49:14,554 --> 00:49:15,955 You know what? He's not gonna fly. 832 00:49:23,530 --> 00:49:24,531 Ah. 833 00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:29,602 I told you. Papa's always here for you. 834 00:49:29,669 --> 00:49:31,938 Again! Again! 835 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,674 Oh, dear. Oh, my devil. We're gonna have to report this. 836 00:49:34,741 --> 00:49:36,309 You mean to the papers? 837 00:49:36,376 --> 00:49:39,746 I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press. 838 00:49:39,813 --> 00:49:42,282 No, sir. I mean the authorities. 839 00:49:42,349 --> 00:49:44,784 I can't not report child endangerment. 840 00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:47,620 Whoa! Listen to me. That was fun. 841 00:49:47,687 --> 00:49:50,560 Your singing is child endangerment. 842 00:49:50,123 --> 00:49:52,125 Should we go down and help him? 843 00:49:52,192 --> 00:49:55,280 Nope. I told him this was nuts. He's on his own. 844 00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:56,596 We have to call the boy's mother. 845 00:49:56,663 --> 00:49:58,198 No, that ain't happening. 846 00:49:58,264 --> 00:50:00,834 His mother's already nutsy koo koo! 847 00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:03,503 I have to follow protocol. 848 00:50:03,570 --> 00:50:07,140 You will not follow protocol. 849 00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:09,142 I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized. 850 00:50:09,943 --> 00:50:11,144 Right. 851 00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:13,713 Now, please. Don't make me call the police. 852 00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:15,582 No one's calling nobody! 853 00:50:17,517 --> 00:50:18,518 Aah! 854 00:50:18,551 --> 00:50:20,120 Fire! 855 00:50:20,186 --> 00:50:22,989 Stop, drop and roll. Stop, drop and roll. 856 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,391 Screaming's not helping! 857 00:50:24,457 --> 00:50:25,458 Yay! 858 00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:34,868 Are we bad guys, Papa Drac? 859 00:50:35,502 --> 00:50:36,503 Bad? 860 00:50:38,304 --> 00:50:41,740 No. You're the best kid in the world. 861 00:50:41,141 --> 00:50:44,477 We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. 862 00:50:44,544 --> 00:50:49,150 That's a very unsafe tower. You're lucky we don't call the authorities. 863 00:50:49,820 --> 00:50:50,884 Let's go, my hero. 864 00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:53,687 Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile! 865 00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:55,255 Yes. To the... 866 00:51:06,733 --> 00:51:09,369 Sorry about all that stuff. I guess they thought you'd like it. 867 00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:11,538 Why do I feel so weird here? 868 00:51:11,604 --> 00:51:13,740 No, hon. They're being weird. 869 00:51:13,807 --> 00:51:16,209 I think they're just trying to help me. 870 00:51:16,276 --> 00:51:19,746 I mean, I grew up knowing nothing living inside that hotel. 871 00:51:19,813 --> 00:51:22,749 And you learned about everything growing up in Santa Claus. 872 00:51:22,816 --> 00:51:25,285 Santa Cruz. But, uh... 873 00:51:25,352 --> 00:51:28,121 Maybe if Dennis grows up away from Transylvania, 874 00:51:28,188 --> 00:51:32,158 he won't be so freaky. Like me. 875 00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:35,695 Are you nuts? Mavis, you're a blast. 876 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:38,598 You're so full of life and curious about everything. 877 00:51:38,665 --> 00:51:40,900 If Dennis grows up to be just like you, 878 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:43,690 I'll be the luckiest dad in the world. 879 00:51:43,136 --> 00:51:46,206 I love you, Johnnystein. 880 00:51:46,272 --> 00:51:47,607 You know what? 881 00:51:47,674 --> 00:51:50,577 As long as we're all together, we'll be happy anywhere. 882 00:51:50,643 --> 00:51:52,112 Even at the hotel. 883 00:51:53,279 --> 00:51:54,881 Yes! 884 00:51:57,350 --> 00:51:58,685 What are you doing? 885 00:51:58,752 --> 00:52:01,221 Check out this video my friend sent me. 886 00:52:01,287 --> 00:52:03,289 This kid is an awesome daredevil. 887 00:52:04,391 --> 00:52:05,525 Ah. 888 00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:06,493 Oh, dude! 889 00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:07,627 Did you get it? 890 00:52:07,694 --> 00:52:08,928 Wait! Is that Dennis? 891 00:52:08,995 --> 00:52:13,700 - No! Is it? No. It's just hard to see. - But... 892 00:52:13,767 --> 00:52:16,269 Oops. Just deleted it. So, it's gone. 893 00:52:26,846 --> 00:52:28,915 What? It's Mavis. I'm not answering it. 894 00:52:30,950 --> 00:52:32,919 Come on, Drac. You have to. 895 00:52:35,522 --> 00:52:37,190 All right! 896 00:52:37,257 --> 00:52:38,758 Yes, honeybunch. 897 00:52:38,825 --> 00:52:40,427 Dad? Where are you? 898 00:52:40,493 --> 00:52:44,464 Um... We're outside the hotel having a little cookout. 899 00:52:44,531 --> 00:52:46,166 It's perfectly safe. 900 00:52:46,232 --> 00:52:47,767 What's that noise? Is that a siren? 901 00:52:47,834 --> 00:52:51,400 Oh, those are just some wailing banshees checking in. 902 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:52,872 Quiet, you banshees. 903 00:52:52,939 --> 00:52:55,675 We're trying to have a perfectly safe cookout over here. 904 00:52:55,742 --> 00:52:59,346 Mommy! I wanna say hi! Mommy! Mommy! 905 00:52:59,412 --> 00:53:00,847 Papa Drac just tried to teach me how to fly. 906 00:53:00,914 --> 00:53:02,349 Wait a minute. Is that the mother? 907 00:53:02,415 --> 00:53:03,850 Oh, no. Static again. 908 00:53:05,118 --> 00:53:07,530 I am coming back to the hotel right now. 909 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:11,224 And you better be there or I swear, Dad, you're gonna be very sorry. 910 00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:13,993 What's goin' on? 911 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,295 We need to get home right away. 912 00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:16,363 Whoa! 913 00:53:17,764 --> 00:53:20,400 Okay. I'll go wake up my backpack. 914 00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:22,100 Guys, we gotta move. 915 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,437 We got no car! How we gonna get out of here? 916 00:53:24,504 --> 00:53:26,600 Don't worry. I made a call. 917 00:53:35,515 --> 00:53:38,485 I'm sorry, Blobby. We really meant to call you sooner. 918 00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:46,259 Hit it! 919 00:54:01,574 --> 00:54:02,676 Transylvania. 920 00:54:02,742 --> 00:54:04,770 You want to go where? 921 00:54:04,144 --> 00:54:05,512 Transylvania. As soon as possible. 922 00:54:05,578 --> 00:54:07,580 We don't fly direct to Transylvania. 923 00:54:07,647 --> 00:54:09,150 You don't? 924 00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:11,284 You can go to Bucharest, but you'll have to 925 00:54:11,351 --> 00:54:13,186 switch planes in Chicago and then Zurich. 926 00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:14,921 So, when would we get there? 927 00:54:14,988 --> 00:54:17,991 Well, the Chicago flight's delayed due to bad weather. 928 00:54:23,563 --> 00:54:25,165 So, two seats in coach? 929 00:54:25,598 --> 00:54:26,599 No! 930 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:28,568 - No! - Yes. 931 00:54:48,688 --> 00:54:51,658 You have to go now? When we finally have no traffic. 932 00:54:51,725 --> 00:54:53,326 You're killing me, Blobby. 933 00:55:03,336 --> 00:55:06,339 I still have some cloud on me. Gotta do a selfie! 934 00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:07,907 Johnny! Not now! 935 00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:09,209 Okay. Maybe later. 936 00:55:15,548 --> 00:55:18,180 This scooter thing's out of juice. We're never gonna make it. 937 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:19,519 Frank, blow. 938 00:55:28,962 --> 00:55:30,630 Now! 939 00:55:52,952 --> 00:55:56,156 How fun is this? Why are you laughing? You like that? 940 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:57,490 Watch this. 941 00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:00,727 Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo! 942 00:56:09,369 --> 00:56:11,171 Now this is flying, Denisovich. 943 00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:13,373 Like a vampire. 944 00:56:14,841 --> 00:56:15,842 Wee! 945 00:56:17,430 --> 00:56:19,746 That's my boy. Look at you go. 946 00:56:28,888 --> 00:56:32,158 You're the coolest guy who wears a cape, Papa Drac. 947 00:56:44,537 --> 00:56:45,538 Ugh! 948 00:57:00,854 --> 00:57:03,556 So, hey, when are you going to get here already? 949 00:57:03,623 --> 00:57:05,225 We've been waiting... 950 00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:09,396 Give me my son. 951 00:57:09,462 --> 00:57:11,831 We just went out for some avocados. 952 00:57:11,898 --> 00:57:13,366 Mommy! I flew! 953 00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:15,680 I saw. 954 00:57:15,135 --> 00:57:17,700 ♪ Mother's already nutsy koo koo ♪ 955 00:57:17,137 --> 00:57:19,706 ♪ Nutsy koo koo ♪ 956 00:57:19,773 --> 00:57:21,541 - ♪ Koo koo ♪ - COUNSELOR: Oh, dear. Oh, dear 957 00:57:21,574 --> 00:57:23,276 ♪ Oh, my devil I have to follow protocol ♪ 958 00:57:23,343 --> 00:57:25,111 ♪ That ain't happening That ain't happening ♪ 959 00:57:25,145 --> 00:57:26,546 ♪ Mother's already ♪ 960 00:57:26,613 --> 00:57:27,614 ♪ Koo koo ♪ 961 00:57:28,715 --> 00:57:29,716 ♪ Koo koo ♪ 962 00:57:37,691 --> 00:57:41,610 I was worried Dennis wasn't safe around other monsters. 963 00:57:41,127 --> 00:57:44,130 Now I don't even feel like he's safe around you. 964 00:57:44,197 --> 00:57:45,365 But I was just... 965 00:57:45,432 --> 00:57:46,800 What was it you said? 966 00:57:46,866 --> 00:57:50,270 Human, monster, unicorn. That it didn't matter? 967 00:57:50,337 --> 00:57:52,472 Well, I just know his life would... 968 00:57:52,539 --> 00:57:54,941 We'll have his birthday party here on Wednesday. 969 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,910 Then we're moving. 970 00:57:56,976 --> 00:57:59,813 Please, Mavey. Don't leave. 971 00:57:59,879 --> 00:58:03,160 Maybe you've let humans into your hotel, Dad. 972 00:58:03,830 --> 00:58:05,251 But I don't think you've let them into your heart. 973 00:58:37,170 --> 00:58:38,180 Hmm... 974 00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:52,399 I can do it. I can do it. 975 00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:56,403 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. 976 00:58:56,469 --> 00:58:58,405 I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat! 977 00:58:58,471 --> 00:59:00,140 Dennis? What are you doing, sweetie? 978 00:59:00,206 --> 00:59:02,375 Uh... Nothing. 979 00:59:02,442 --> 00:59:05,445 Careful. Let me help you down from there. 980 00:59:05,512 --> 00:59:07,614 Are you getting excited about your big party? 981 00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:09,482 I guess so. 982 00:59:09,549 --> 00:59:12,485 You know who's coming? Daddy's whole family. 983 00:59:12,552 --> 00:59:14,788 Grandpa Mike and Grandma Linda. 984 00:59:14,854 --> 00:59:18,591 All your cousins and aunts and uncles who love you so much. 985 00:59:18,658 --> 00:59:22,662 And then they're gonna be with us when we move to California. 986 00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:27,300 Mommy, are we going away cebause I'm not a monster? 987 00:59:27,367 --> 00:59:30,904 What? No. Dennis, of course not. 988 00:59:30,970 --> 00:59:33,506 It's just grown-up stuff. 989 00:59:33,573 --> 00:59:36,142 Okay. But what about Papa Drac? 990 00:59:36,209 --> 00:59:38,745 He's gonna be here all alone. 991 00:59:38,812 --> 00:59:41,715 Papa Drac has to stay here to run the hotel. 992 00:59:41,781 --> 00:59:44,317 But he'll visit us. And we'll visit him. 993 00:59:44,384 --> 00:59:45,919 Can we call him every night? 994 00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:47,520 Sure. 995 00:59:53,193 --> 00:59:54,828 Awesome! 996 00:59:54,894 --> 00:59:56,730 Hello. We're here. 997 00:59:58,932 --> 01:00:04,337 ♪ The night brings Johnny's family here ♪ 998 01:00:04,404 --> 01:00:09,420 ♪ To take away all that Drac holds dear ♪ 999 01:00:09,109 --> 01:00:10,176 Welcome, welcome. 1000 01:00:10,243 --> 01:00:12,445 ♪ Hide your feelings ♪ 1001 01:00:12,512 --> 01:00:16,182 ♪ Keep them all inside ♪ 1002 01:00:23,289 --> 01:00:26,260 Dude, why do you wanna leave? This place is out of control. 1003 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,394 I don't wanna leave. 1004 01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,496 All these awesome freakazoids! 1005 01:00:29,562 --> 01:00:30,997 So, who's the coolest monster? 1006 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,799 Kakie. 1007 01:00:32,866 --> 01:00:34,267 Kakie. 1008 01:00:34,334 --> 01:00:35,602 Kakie. What a wussbag. 1009 01:00:36,603 --> 01:00:40,730 Isn't it nice to have the whole family together? 1010 01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:44,177 Mavis, do you have any cousins or thingies in your family? 1011 01:00:44,244 --> 01:00:46,379 No. It's just been me and Dad. 1012 01:00:46,446 --> 01:00:49,820 I never did ask how you lost your mom. 1013 01:00:49,149 --> 01:00:51,151 Oh. She was killed by angry humans. 1014 01:00:51,217 --> 01:00:52,385 Oh... 1015 01:00:52,452 --> 01:00:55,288 ♪ Awkward ♪ 1016 01:00:55,355 --> 01:00:57,624 But there is my Grandpa Vlad. 1017 01:00:57,691 --> 01:00:59,159 Oh, you have a grandpa? 1018 01:00:59,225 --> 01:01:00,894 Yeah. He'll be at the party. I invited him. 1019 01:01:02,362 --> 01:01:04,397 You invited him? 1020 01:01:04,464 --> 01:01:08,268 Dad, he's never seen Dennis. I wanted them to meet once before we go. 1021 01:01:08,334 --> 01:01:12,605 Sure. Great. Peachy. Good old Vlad. 1022 01:01:12,672 --> 01:01:14,641 Anybody have a wet wipe? 1023 01:01:32,492 --> 01:01:36,796 Holy rabies. He finally invites me to something. 1024 01:01:36,863 --> 01:01:38,298 He's got a grandkid? 1025 01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:40,133 And he never told you? 1026 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:44,537 Easy, Bela. At least there's another vampire in the family. 1027 01:01:44,604 --> 01:01:47,173 It's at a hotel? Fancy schmancy. 1028 01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,343 Hotels are for humans! 1029 01:01:55,582 --> 01:01:58,218 Bela, shut your blood hole. Look what you started. 1030 01:01:58,284 --> 01:02:00,220 Don't worry, gang. 1031 01:02:00,286 --> 01:02:03,556 I raised my son to hate and kill and steal the souls of humans 1032 01:02:03,623 --> 01:02:05,692 like a good boy. 1033 01:02:05,759 --> 01:02:09,290 Yes, Grandpa Vlad will be so happy 1034 01:02:09,950 --> 01:02:13,433 when he sees the big masquerade party Johnny and I have planned. 1035 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:14,634 What? 1036 01:02:18,171 --> 01:02:19,806 Play along. It's my dad. 1037 01:02:19,873 --> 01:02:21,641 You have a dad? That's funny. 1038 01:02:21,708 --> 01:02:24,110 Listen to me. My dad cannot know you're a human. 1039 01:02:24,177 --> 01:02:26,379 Or any of your family. 1040 01:02:26,446 --> 01:02:28,882 What? But, Drac, I'm proud that we're... 1041 01:02:28,948 --> 01:02:31,718 Or he'll steal your family's souls and eat your backpack. 1042 01:02:34,254 --> 01:02:35,822 That's right, gang. 1043 01:02:35,889 --> 01:02:38,825 We're gonna make the birthday a monster masquerade party. 1044 01:02:39,759 --> 01:02:41,995 Really? Oh, that's lovely. 1045 01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:46,533 Sort of like a last hurrah before Dennis gets to be with normal people. 1046 01:02:46,599 --> 01:02:48,635 I couldn't have said it better. 1047 01:03:08,321 --> 01:03:11,958 What do you think, Mavis? I think I'm starting to like being creepy. 1048 01:03:17,630 --> 01:03:19,599 You're lucky we don't call the authorities. 1049 01:03:19,666 --> 01:03:21,568 Let's go, my hero. 1050 01:03:21,634 --> 01:03:23,136 Cebause I'm Batman! 1051 01:03:24,337 --> 01:03:26,473 Yes! To the Batmobile! 1052 01:03:32,379 --> 01:03:34,481 Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman. 1053 01:03:36,883 --> 01:03:39,452 Yeah. Whatever. I'm not about to cry. 1054 01:03:43,230 --> 01:03:46,326 Hotel Transylvania. 1055 01:03:46,393 --> 01:03:49,863 I smell humans! 1056 01:03:49,929 --> 01:03:52,899 Tear it down! 1057 01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:57,504 Bela, we're in the outside world. You're gonna smell humans. 1058 01:03:57,570 --> 01:04:01,107 You know what? Just wait outside for me. This is family stuff. 1059 01:04:01,174 --> 01:04:02,776 You'll only get in the way. 1060 01:04:02,842 --> 01:04:04,644 I just wanna meet the little fanger. 1061 01:04:04,711 --> 01:04:06,179 He should know his great-vampa. 1062 01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:07,914 His what? 1063 01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:11,184 Vampire grandpa. Come on. That was obvious. 1064 01:04:13,753 --> 01:04:15,388 Amazing party! 1065 01:04:15,455 --> 01:04:18,291 So, what do you think? 1066 01:04:18,358 --> 01:04:20,860 This is your vampire costume? What are you, nuts? 1067 01:04:20,927 --> 01:04:22,395 I ordered it online. 1068 01:04:22,462 --> 01:04:24,364 It was the only place that delivered overnight. 1069 01:04:24,431 --> 01:04:26,833 You look like you got a baboon's butt on your head. 1070 01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:28,835 Have you at least practiced your voice? 1071 01:04:28,902 --> 01:04:30,904 You can't just talk like a hippie. 1072 01:04:30,970 --> 01:04:32,605 I'm not a hippie. I'm a slacker. 1073 01:04:32,672 --> 01:04:35,410 Talk like a vampire. 1074 01:04:35,108 --> 01:04:40,613 My name is Count Jonafang. I am a vampire. 1075 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:44,317 Okay, vampires don't go around saying, "I am a vampire." 1076 01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:48,755 Sorry. I am Count Jonafang. Bleh, bleh-bleh. 1077 01:04:48,822 --> 01:04:50,223 Are you kidding me? 1078 01:04:50,290 --> 01:04:51,758 I'm sorry. I'm nervous. 1079 01:04:51,825 --> 01:04:53,927 Yeah, listen, if you think I don't like it, 1080 01:04:53,993 --> 01:04:55,929 you definitely don't want to say, 1081 01:04:55,995 --> 01:04:57,764 "Bleh, bleh-bleh," in front of my father. 1082 01:04:57,831 --> 01:04:59,265 Sir, Master Kakie has arrived. 1083 01:04:59,332 --> 01:05:01,670 Oh, hey. 1084 01:05:01,134 --> 01:05:04,370 Drac, this is Brandon, a.k.a. Kakie. 1085 01:05:04,104 --> 01:05:06,106 We got him for Dennis. Hey, man. 1086 01:05:06,172 --> 01:05:08,174 Nauseated to meet you. 1087 01:05:08,241 --> 01:05:10,577 When does this happen? I got a book fair in half an hour. 1088 01:05:14,447 --> 01:05:16,816 All right. Where's my vampson? 1089 01:05:19,552 --> 01:05:22,655 Oh, please. Still has to make a dramatic entrance. 1090 01:05:22,722 --> 01:05:25,358 Dad! Look at you! 1091 01:05:25,425 --> 01:05:27,861 So you run a hotel now? 1092 01:05:27,927 --> 01:05:31,698 From Prince of Darkness to King of Room Service. 1093 01:05:31,765 --> 01:05:33,833 Yes. So good to see you. 1094 01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:35,735 I'll be right with you. 1095 01:05:40,974 --> 01:05:43,843 Keep Vlad away from the humans and Mavis. 1096 01:05:44,811 --> 01:05:45,879 I'm on it. 1097 01:05:46,813 --> 01:05:50,283 Oh, now that is a neat costume. 1098 01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:52,819 These two smell funny. 1099 01:05:52,886 --> 01:05:54,487 Oh, you're European. 1100 01:05:54,554 --> 01:05:57,123 It's called deodorant. 1101 01:05:57,190 --> 01:06:00,226 Nothing like insulting an entire continent, Linda. 1102 01:06:00,293 --> 01:06:02,362 Hey, Count! How goes it? Frankenstein. 1103 01:06:02,429 --> 01:06:04,597 Actually, I'm technically Frankenstein's monster. 1104 01:06:04,664 --> 01:06:06,660 Frankenstein, he's the doctor who... 1105 01:06:06,990 --> 01:06:09,502 Would love to hear more. Call my people. 1106 01:06:09,569 --> 01:06:11,971 So, let me introduce you to some of your son's other buddies. 1107 01:06:12,839 --> 01:06:14,541 This is Murray. 1108 01:06:14,607 --> 01:06:16,276 Please don't kill me! 1109 01:06:16,343 --> 01:06:19,145 I mean, yo, V! What's up? 1110 01:06:19,212 --> 01:06:22,150 Talking toilet paper. Well, that's a new one. 1111 01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:25,652 All right! Where's the kid? That's who I wanna meet. 1112 01:06:25,719 --> 01:06:26,953 Johnny! 1113 01:06:29,856 --> 01:06:32,726 This is Dracula's son-in-law. 1114 01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:36,629 I am Count Jonafang. 1115 01:06:36,696 --> 01:06:39,990 Bleh, bleh, black sheep. 1116 01:06:39,165 --> 01:06:42,135 Have you any wool? 1117 01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:44,370 What's that thing on your head? 1118 01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:46,473 Looks like my grandmother's boobies. 1119 01:06:49,142 --> 01:06:51,211 Daddy, who's the man with the funny face? 1120 01:06:51,277 --> 01:06:52,479 Is this the kid? 1121 01:06:52,545 --> 01:06:53,713 It sure is. 1122 01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:55,415 Let me see those fangs. 1123 01:06:55,482 --> 01:06:56,716 What are you doin'? 1124 01:06:56,783 --> 01:06:58,618 Oh, I just love him so much. 1125 01:06:58,685 --> 01:07:01,654 I want to hug him right in the fangs that he has. 1126 01:07:03,923 --> 01:07:07,227 I repeat, lemme see those fangs. 1127 01:07:16,903 --> 01:07:20,600 Oh, he's a late fanger, just like you. 1128 01:07:20,730 --> 01:07:22,308 Yes. Yes. Just like me. 1129 01:07:24,544 --> 01:07:27,247 The big shot here was a little crybaby, all right. 1130 01:07:27,313 --> 01:07:28,581 Yes, yes, I was. 1131 01:07:28,648 --> 01:07:29,749 Used to pee in his bed. 1132 01:07:29,816 --> 01:07:31,284 Okay, Dad. 1133 01:07:31,351 --> 01:07:34,154 We just need to scare the fangs out of the kid. 1134 01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:35,855 Hare ha hangs? 1135 01:07:35,922 --> 01:07:38,591 Yeah, it's what I did for Mr. Tough Guy here. 1136 01:07:38,658 --> 01:07:41,161 First, you've got to possess something 1137 01:07:41,227 --> 01:07:43,663 the late fanger finds sweet and innocent. 1138 01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:45,331 Then you show them what's what and... 1139 01:07:45,398 --> 01:07:47,400 Pop! 1140 01:07:47,467 --> 01:07:51,571 Trust me. It'll scare the fangs right out. Right, Drac? 1141 01:07:51,638 --> 01:07:55,800 Seriously, guys, if I'm late for the book fair, I'll miss the street fair. 1142 01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:58,211 That's your guy. 1143 01:07:58,278 --> 01:08:01,810 Possessed? But Dennis will be so upset. 1144 01:08:01,147 --> 01:08:03,249 Don't you get it? This is our ticket. 1145 01:08:03,316 --> 01:08:06,119 If it works for Denisovich, boom! He's a vampire. 1146 01:08:06,186 --> 01:08:08,210 And you all get to stay here. 1147 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:09,756 All right. All right. 1148 01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:12,726 Capisce. Good call. 1149 01:08:12,792 --> 01:08:15,829 Kids, everyone, have a seat. 1150 01:08:15,895 --> 01:08:18,331 Dennis has a big surprise for you. 1151 01:08:18,398 --> 01:08:22,736 The one and only Kakie, The Cake Monster! 1152 01:08:22,802 --> 01:08:26,740 Hey, kids! It's me, Kakie! 1153 01:08:26,806 --> 01:08:30,143 What a wonderful Kakie day it is! 1154 01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:34,470 Now, I have a question. Who here loves cake? 1155 01:08:39,552 --> 01:08:40,553 Rise! 1156 01:08:41,354 --> 01:08:42,355 Whoa, whoa... 1157 01:08:48,995 --> 01:08:51,698 Why am I floating? Can I have the stage manager, please? 1158 01:08:51,765 --> 01:08:53,533 This isn't working for me. 1159 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:54,601 Whoa... 1160 01:08:57,971 --> 01:09:00,106 Wow! 1161 01:09:00,173 --> 01:09:03,276 Scary, Denisovich? You feeling anything? Any change? 1162 01:09:03,343 --> 01:09:04,778 Is Kakie okay? 1163 01:09:07,147 --> 01:09:11,251 I want all the cake. Sharing is for cowards. 1164 01:09:13,953 --> 01:09:17,357 I don't remember any of this from the TV show. 1165 01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:20,260 Um... I think I saw it on a Blu-Ray disc, bonus stuff. 1166 01:09:20,326 --> 01:09:22,429 Wait, why is Grandpa Vlad up there? 1167 01:09:28,902 --> 01:09:31,404 I'm scared, Papa. What's happening to Kakie? 1168 01:09:36,142 --> 01:09:39,546 You don't eat cake. Cake eat you! 1169 01:09:39,612 --> 01:09:41,470 No! 1170 01:09:41,114 --> 01:09:42,215 Stop it! 1171 01:09:45,618 --> 01:09:48,555 What just happened, man? I'm outta here. 1172 01:09:48,621 --> 01:09:51,958 None of these parents better review this on Yelp. 1173 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,827 Hey, what did you just do? 1174 01:09:53,893 --> 01:09:56,363 A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out. 1175 01:09:56,429 --> 01:09:57,964 I don't care. It's not worth it. 1176 01:09:58,310 --> 01:09:59,999 What's not worth it? 1177 01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:03,470 It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire, so you'd stay. 1178 01:10:03,536 --> 01:10:06,506 By ruining his favorite thing? How could you do that? 1179 01:10:06,573 --> 01:10:07,640 We were desperate. 1180 01:10:07,707 --> 01:10:09,576 You were in on this? 1181 01:10:09,642 --> 01:10:11,770 Dennis won't be happy in my town. 1182 01:10:11,144 --> 01:10:12,912 Dennis hasn't been there. 1183 01:10:12,979 --> 01:10:15,248 ♪ Now husband and wife ♪ 1184 01:10:15,315 --> 01:10:17,350 ♪ Feel the strain and the strife ♪ 1185 01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:19,119 Shut up! 1186 01:10:19,185 --> 01:10:21,388 Johnny, Dennis is not a monster. 1187 01:10:22,822 --> 01:10:24,958 He likes avocado. 1188 01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,526 'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun. 1189 01:10:26,593 --> 01:10:28,762 I think Dennis just wants to be normal. 1190 01:10:28,828 --> 01:10:31,164 Can we stop using the word "normal"? 1191 01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:33,500 Where we live now, he's normal. 1192 01:10:33,566 --> 01:10:37,337 He is who he is. And you can't change him, Dad. 1193 01:10:40,306 --> 01:10:41,741 Dennis, where are you going? 1194 01:10:41,808 --> 01:10:43,143 Away. 1195 01:10:44,944 --> 01:10:47,313 But it's not safe out here by yourself. 1196 01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:50,350 I know a place where we can hide. Follow me. 1197 01:10:56,790 --> 01:10:58,258 If you didn't stop me, 1198 01:10:58,324 --> 01:11:01,428 my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life 1199 01:11:01,494 --> 01:11:03,960 like Schlumpy over here. 1200 01:11:03,163 --> 01:11:05,310 A wimp? Johnny, be cool. 1201 01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:07,167 You wanna throw down, old man? 1202 01:11:07,233 --> 01:11:08,868 Certified yellow belt since 1997. 1203 01:11:08,935 --> 01:11:11,104 No! 1204 01:11:11,171 --> 01:11:13,273 What's this now? You're not a vampire? 1205 01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:15,842 Bleh? 1206 01:11:15,909 --> 01:11:20,800 Of course he's human. He's our son. You think we're monsters? 1207 01:11:23,616 --> 01:11:28,421 You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid? 1208 01:11:28,488 --> 01:11:31,658 Why don't you just put a stake through my heart. 1209 01:11:31,725 --> 01:11:34,861 We don't hate humans anymore, and they don't hate us. 1210 01:11:38,631 --> 01:11:40,533 Humans? 1211 01:11:41,968 --> 01:11:43,370 You're a fool. 1212 01:11:43,436 --> 01:11:46,106 Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, 1213 01:11:46,172 --> 01:11:48,942 most special boy I've ever met. 1214 01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:51,770 And if you can't give him the love 1215 01:11:51,144 --> 01:11:52,846 he deserves because he's half-human, 1216 01:11:52,912 --> 01:11:54,247 then you're the fool. 1217 01:11:55,782 --> 01:11:56,783 Oh, Daddy. 1218 01:11:59,119 --> 01:12:00,520 Hey, where is Dennis? Dennis! 1219 01:12:01,788 --> 01:12:02,789 Dennis? 1220 01:12:06,126 --> 01:12:09,950 Happy birthday, Dennis. I made you a treat. 1221 01:12:09,162 --> 01:12:11,364 Dead pigeon? Enjoy it. 1222 01:12:11,431 --> 01:12:14,200 'Cause once I graduate business school and start running a company, 1223 01:12:14,267 --> 01:12:17,137 you're not gonna get home-cooked meals like this anymore. 1224 01:12:17,203 --> 01:12:20,573 I have to move away, Winnie. To California. 1225 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:23,410 My mommy thinks I'm not happy here 1226 01:12:23,476 --> 01:12:25,945 cebause I don't have hair on my face like you. 1227 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,415 I'm sorry I'm not a monster. 1228 01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:31,851 No, you are perfect. You're the nicest boy I know. 1229 01:12:31,918 --> 01:12:33,887 And I have 300 brothers. 1230 01:12:33,953 --> 01:12:36,220 You're nice, too, Winnie. 1231 01:12:40,293 --> 01:12:45,632 Well, well, well. The little human and his pet. 1232 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:47,500 Dennis! Denisovich! 1233 01:12:47,567 --> 01:12:48,768 He's not in the room. 1234 01:12:48,835 --> 01:12:50,303 He's not by the pool. 1235 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:52,500 He's not in this pot of soup. 1236 01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,400 Where could he be? 1237 01:12:54,107 --> 01:12:56,276 I don't know why I ever invited you. 1238 01:12:57,770 --> 01:12:58,611 Dennis! Dennis! 1239 01:12:58,678 --> 01:12:59,679 Denisovich! 1240 01:12:59,713 --> 01:13:00,714 Dennis! 1241 01:13:13,126 --> 01:13:14,928 Stop squirming. 1242 01:13:14,994 --> 01:13:16,996 Why are you doing this? 1243 01:13:17,630 --> 01:13:19,320 Because this is wrong. 1244 01:13:19,990 --> 01:13:21,434 Why doesn't anybody get that? 1245 01:13:21,501 --> 01:13:24,604 Humans don't belong with monsters. 1246 01:13:24,671 --> 01:13:25,972 You're wrong! 1247 01:13:26,390 --> 01:13:27,440 I am not! 1248 01:13:27,507 --> 01:13:30,343 I am holding you hostage. 1249 01:13:30,410 --> 01:13:35,582 And me and my crew are gonna tear that human-hugging hotel to shreds. 1250 01:13:35,648 --> 01:13:37,150 You can't. 1251 01:13:37,217 --> 01:13:38,885 Really? Why not? 1252 01:13:38,952 --> 01:13:40,153 Cebause... 1253 01:13:40,220 --> 01:13:41,354 Cebause, why? 1254 01:13:42,288 --> 01:13:45,458 Cebause it will make Papa Drac sad. 1255 01:13:45,525 --> 01:13:49,295 Ooh... Sad. And what are you gonna do about it? 1256 01:13:49,362 --> 01:13:51,364 I don't know. 1257 01:13:51,431 --> 01:13:53,400 You know why you don't know? 1258 01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:57,604 Cebause you're just a weak little boy. 1259 01:14:28,101 --> 01:14:29,602 What was that? 1260 01:14:29,669 --> 01:14:31,237 Dennis, we're coming. 1261 01:14:32,939 --> 01:14:34,607 Are you okay, Winnie? 1262 01:14:34,674 --> 01:14:36,420 Yes, my zing. 1263 01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:13,580 Dennis! There he is, right there. 1264 01:15:13,646 --> 01:15:15,810 Dennis! Baby! 1265 01:15:15,148 --> 01:15:16,683 My big boy! 1266 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:17,884 Dennis, we were lookin' for ya. 1267 01:15:17,951 --> 01:15:19,252 Sweetheart. 1268 01:15:19,319 --> 01:15:20,320 I'm so happy to see you. 1269 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:25,425 There's his mean friends. 1270 01:15:32,198 --> 01:15:34,200 Oh... This'll be fun. 1271 01:15:47,213 --> 01:15:48,248 Whoo! 1272 01:16:07,634 --> 01:16:08,635 Huh? 1273 01:16:35,195 --> 01:16:36,563 I didn't do that. 1274 01:16:48,241 --> 01:16:49,743 You rock, Dennis. 1275 01:16:49,809 --> 01:16:50,910 He means Denisovich. 1276 01:16:50,977 --> 01:16:52,245 Kakie rules! 1277 01:17:02,989 --> 01:17:04,424 Dennis, I'm coming. Whoa... 1278 01:17:09,829 --> 01:17:11,731 I knew all that practice would pay off. 1279 01:17:35,889 --> 01:17:38,224 That's right, you better fly away. 1280 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:43,329 Papa Drac, I'm a vampire and a superhero. 1281 01:17:43,396 --> 01:17:45,265 Am I cool now? 1282 01:17:45,331 --> 01:17:48,835 "Now"? Dennis, you were always cool. 1283 01:17:48,902 --> 01:17:53,606 Human, vampire, unicorn, you're perfect no matter what. 1284 01:17:53,673 --> 01:17:56,976 But since I'm a vampire, can we stay here? 1285 01:17:57,844 --> 01:17:59,450 Yes. 1286 01:17:59,112 --> 01:18:00,280 All right! Yeah! 1287 01:18:00,347 --> 01:18:01,448 All right! 1288 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:07,821 But you have to know, we're going to visit you here every holiday. 1289 01:18:07,887 --> 01:18:09,889 That's fine. That's fine. 1290 01:18:19,366 --> 01:18:20,367 Aah! 1291 01:18:25,672 --> 01:18:29,609 Don't ever come near me or my family again. 1292 01:18:33,113 --> 01:18:34,280 No! 1293 01:18:43,456 --> 01:18:47,394 Daddy, you just saved a human. 1294 01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:49,796 All this pressure about 1295 01:18:49,863 --> 01:18:52,232 when the boy's fangs were coming out. 1296 01:18:52,298 --> 01:18:55,568 Who cares? Mine came out years ago! Look. 1297 01:18:57,670 --> 01:19:00,640 Okay, Dad, put 'em back in before we all barf. 1298 01:19:00,707 --> 01:19:04,310 Hey! Isn't it still somebody's birthday? 1299 01:20:00,467 --> 01:20:01,968 Let me hear you sing! 1300 01:20:04,104 --> 01:20:05,438 I didn't do that.