1 00:00:00,633 --> 00:00:04,371 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:11,544 [bell rings] 3 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,179 Ladies and gentlemen, 4 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:15,382 I invite you to proceed to the Grand Hall. 5 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:19,486 [woman] You look fabulous. You look very handsome. 6 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:22,489 I can't do it, Dottie. Could we not pick it up another time? 7 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:27,494 -They could deliver to my house. -John, it's an MBE, not a pizza. 8 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,863 You're being awarded one of the highest honours 9 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:31,765 anyone can receive. 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,767 Excuse me, pal, where's the exit? 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,703 -Directly down the hall. -Right. That's me off. 12 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,838 -John. -I'll embarrass myself, Dottie. 13 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:40,206 I'll say something I regret. 14 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:44,440 There's nothing you can say she hasnae heard before. 15 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:47,130 She's a woman of the world. She's a mum. She's a granny. 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,915 She's the queen of the United Kingdom. 17 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:52,585 Davidson, you stop this right now and listen to me, right? 18 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,550 You're here today because you deserve to be. 19 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,623 You've earned this title 20 00:00:56,690 --> 00:01:00,260 as much as anyone else in this fancy palace. 21 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,127 It's starting. 22 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:04,264 Right, well, go save our seats. 23 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:08,868 -No. I can't do it, that's it. -Davidson! 24 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:13,139 -[man] My lords, ladies... -You get your **** in there now, 25 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,875 and you make us proud. 26 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,579 -[sighs] -Go on. 27 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:23,483 [♪ "God Save the Queen" playing] 28 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,420 [John] If I say something, it's your fault. 29 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,989 [Dottie] All right, it's always my fault. 30 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:34,494 [♪ "God Save the Queen" continues playing] 31 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,486 [music stops] 32 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,161 -****the Queen! -[all gasp] 33 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:14,334 -You're all right. -Sorry, everyone. Sorry, ma'am. 34 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:17,837 [♪ "Blue Monday" by New Order] 35 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:45,965 -Hi, Kenny. -Morning, John. Late again. 36 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:48,100 [sighs] Traffic, you know. 37 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,370 Traffic was terrible. Opal Fruits, one packet. 38 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:53,573 Opal Fruits, one packet, duly noted. 39 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,179 Morning! 40 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:00,580 How you doing? 41 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,994 -Hiya, John. -Hiya. 42 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:16,830 You'll do your back in, you know. 43 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,698 -I'm all right. -♪ How does it feel 44 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,702 ♪ To treat me like you do? 45 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:26,439 ♪ When you've laid your hands upon me 46 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:29,442 ♪ And told me who you are 47 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,279 ♪ Thought I was mistaken 48 00:03:34,470 --> 00:03:36,182 ♪ I thought I heard your words... 49 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,451 You polish your boots for the big game, John? 50 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,588 Aye. Put dubbin on 'em and everything. 51 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:44,240 John, I need to take you shopping after football. 52 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:45,910 I'm on a short shift. 53 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,427 I can meet you at the bus stop when the game's finished. 54 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,295 -Have I got to? -Yes, you've got to. 55 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,931 You're starting big school in two weeks. 56 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,701 I'm working at a house near the park this morning. 57 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,904 -I might watch you play later. -Oh, brilliant. 58 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,909 [chatter] 59 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,782 Come on, come on! Aye, go at 'em! Come on, move. 60 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,451 Put a shift in. That's it. 61 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:12,986 -Jesus Christ! -Ref! Ref! 62 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,755 -[blows whistle] -Don't tackle him in the box! 63 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:19,225 Outside the box! What are you doing? 64 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,828 -Oh! Absolute clown. -All right, Billie? 65 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,897 Napier's gave away another penalty. 66 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,732 It's all right, John'll save it. 67 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,734 [Billie groans] Murder. 68 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,504 [boy] Come on, John! 69 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,343 -[boy 2] Come on, Johnny. -[boy 3] Come on, Johnny. 70 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,411 [blows whistle] 71 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:44,617 -[cheering] -Yes! Yes, John! 72 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,620 Brilliant save, son, brilliant! 73 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:52,759 Good, good. Yes. That's it. Pull it together, lads. 74 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,361 We've still got time. 75 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,497 Come on. 76 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:04,704 [John] Billie said it was 77 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:07,107 the best penalty save he'd ever seen. 78 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:10,110 Said he's got a pal at Berwick Rangers. 79 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:14,180 Tuck your shirt in, John. 80 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,984 I might even be able to get a professional goalkeeping trial. 81 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,154 Fix your tie, John. 82 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:25,458 Dad saw it. He went loopy. 83 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,660 He started punching the air and everything. 84 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,630 [sighs] Hurry up. 85 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,133 How does it feel? 86 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:36,569 [sighs] A bit weird. A bit... 87 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:39,506 -big, you know? -You need room to grow. 88 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,141 Keep still a minute. 89 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,214 That'll do. 90 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:51,418 -Can I get changed? -Yep. 91 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:59,426 Just need to find you some shoes now, John. 92 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:02,195 -I might go fishing later. -That's a nice thing to do. 93 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,970 Relax you a little. 94 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:08,100 How you feeling about starting big school, John? 95 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,370 -Bit nervous. -You'll be fine. 96 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:14,374 Just keep your head down, stay out of trouble. 97 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,409 Work hard, John. 98 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,746 Course I will. I always do. 99 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:44,604 [man] Welcome to your first day at Galashiels Secondary School. 100 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,730 Today marks an anniversary. 101 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,810 The start of a journey that will define who you are. 102 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,279 It will determine what you achieve 103 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,782 for the rest of your life. 104 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,785 And it's my responsibility to make sure you leave here 105 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,321 having fully developed your potential. 106 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,424 With regard to your manners and your personal conduct, 107 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:07,427 I demand nothing but the highest standards. 108 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:11,464 -Do you understand? -Yes, sir. 109 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,801 -All right, Murray? -All right, John? 110 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,136 -How you doing? -Aye, good. 111 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,439 -I got extra chips. -You jammy git. 112 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:20,573 Ladies. 113 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,140 How's your first day at school, then? 114 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,482 All right. 115 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,823 -What's your name? -Why would I tell you? 116 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:39,292 Why would you tell me? Well... 117 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:43,296 Cos you might want to come to the pictures with me. 118 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,665 And how are you gonna pay for that, then? 119 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,701 I've got a paper round. I'm loaded. 120 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,369 Get lost. 121 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,938 He is. He's loaded. 122 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,177 Come on now, William. Make an effort. 123 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,145 What did you have for lunch, John? 124 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,549 Um... chips. 125 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,318 Just chips? 126 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:08,288 -Aye. -That's chips twice in one day? 127 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,230 Chips twice in one day? 128 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:13,493 We need to keep an eye on that. Don't want you getting spots. 129 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:17,664 -John. Sauce. -Hmm. Sorry, Mum. 130 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,800 So, uh, I spoke to Billie today. 131 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:24,704 His pal from Berwick Rangers, you know, the scout, 132 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,741 he's coming over to watch you play in goal. 133 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,244 -Serious? -Hm-hmm. 134 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,181 That penalty save must've done the trick. 135 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,383 Magic. 136 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,386 [John] I dream of a Ledaean body 137 00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:43,223 bent above a sinking fire, a... 138 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:47,761 a tale that she... told of a harsh reproof 139 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,563 or trivial event... 140 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:55,100 that changed some childish day to tragedy. 141 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:58,538 Uh, told, and it seemed... 142 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:03,576 -Told, and it seemed that... -John, you all right? 143 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,746 It seemed that our two natures blent into a... 144 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,584 In... into a... 145 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:14,200 -Into a... -John, what's going on? 146 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:18,591 -Someone electrified his chair. -Shh! John. 147 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,262 Permission to go to the toilet, please, miss. 148 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,631 Aye. Away you go and sort yourself out. 149 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:38,478 [water runs] 150 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,134 [school bell rings] 151 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,570 [boy] Come on! 152 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,739 -[John] Leave me alone. -[boy 2] Do it. Do it. 153 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,908 -Piss off! -Do the tic thing one time. 154 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,911 -Come on. Stop it, man. -[boy] No, no, I've got it. 155 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,781 -[mimics John] -[boy 2] I've got it as well. 156 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:15,915 -Look at John. -[yells] 157 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:17,650 Piss off. 158 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:20,453 -No. -Just get lost. 159 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,456 Look at him. [mimics John] 160 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,466 -How's school, Sharon? -It's good, yeah. 161 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,936 Still got the same friends and that in your class, or...? 162 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,172 I mean, it's a wee bit different. 163 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,608 PE has changed the most. But I've still got... 164 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,276 John. 165 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,178 -What are you doing? -Um... 166 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,814 It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 167 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,951 What's all this nonsense? 168 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,119 I don't know. 169 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:57,230 -Don't play the fool. -I don't want to talk about it. 170 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,892 -John. -I... 171 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:01,861 -John, where are you going? -John. 172 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,698 -Don't let your dinner get cold. -[door slams] 173 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,399 [footsteps on the stairs] 174 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,402 Right, everyone, come on. Keep eating. 175 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,571 What's he playing at? 176 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:15,675 John, what's the matter with you? 177 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:18,545 -Nothing. -There's obviously something. 178 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,814 Acting the fool at the table. 179 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,884 Well... [sighs] 180 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:29,189 I've started doing this thing with my neck and my eyes. 181 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,859 Jumping. Twitching. 182 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,228 Well, you're not doing it now. 183 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,932 You're just imagining it, John. 184 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,668 Have a hot bath and an early night. 185 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:44,400 You'll be fine in the morning. 186 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,707 [John sighs] 187 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,249 -All right, Kerry? -All right, John? 188 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:00,687 -This is my mum. -You're keen aren't you, hmm? 189 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,223 Asking my daughter on a date the first day of a new school. 190 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:07,930 -We're just watching a film. -Hmm. Is it suitable? 191 00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:10,463 -Is it suitable for your age? -Aye, I think so. 192 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:11,698 Is there any swearing? 193 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:17,704 -Um... I don't think so. -You don't think so? 194 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,807 So what's it about then, this film? 195 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,411 It's about a man who dresses as a woman. [laughs] 196 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,746 Well, that's not a good start, is it? 197 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,616 -You won't be watching that. -Mum. Jesus! 198 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,452 -Language, Kerry. -[sighs] 199 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,923 Hey. I don't want any funny business, OK? 200 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,292 [man] Ladies and gentlemen, 201 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,428 your projectionist tonight is Eric, 202 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:46,990 who has a hot, thirsty job which he does very well, 203 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,501 and, unlike you, hasn't time to get himself 204 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,400 a refreshing drink of Kia Ora. Thank you. 205 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,609 ♪ Only the crumbliest 206 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,613 ♪ Flakiest chocolate 207 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:06,419 ♪ Tastes like chocolate never tasted before 208 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,956 ♪ Only the crumbliest 209 00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:13,159 ♪ Flakiest chocolate 210 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,797 ♪ Tastes like chocolate never tasted before 211 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:18,865 Suck my ****! 212 00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:20,700 -[Kerry screams] -I'm sorry. Kerry. 213 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,103 I'm sorry, Kerry. I didn't realise what I did. 214 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:26,172 Get off me! Let go, you pervert! 215 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,175 -Sorry. -I told you no funny business! 216 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,440 This is ridiculous. 217 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,470 -Out. -Sorry. 218 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,551 Thank you. 219 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,521 [indistinct chatter] 220 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,547 Do you mind if I join you? 221 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,817 No, sit down, sit down. 222 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:15,655 So, am I right in assuming you're all first-year students? 223 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,990 [students] Yes, sir. 224 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,225 -Settling in all right? -Yes, sir. 225 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,861 How are you finding the school dinners? 226 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,497 [spits] ****ing shite! 227 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,766 -Uh... Um... -[room falls silent] 228 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:31,905 I'm... I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to, sir. 229 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,742 Uh, I... 230 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,112 -What's your name, young man? -Davidson, sir. Um... 231 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,348 John Davidson, sir. 232 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:45,785 Might I enquire as to which hand you write with, Mr Davidson? 233 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,465 All I ask from you, Mr Davidson, 234 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,968 is a reassurance that this never happen again. 235 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,270 Yes, sir. It won't, sir. 236 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,207 I'll spare you the embarrassment of contacting your parents 237 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,575 in your first week. 238 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:12,579 But if I have cause to summon you in here again... 239 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:17,617 -Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. -Get out. 240 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,589 [boys chatter] 241 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,465 [loud chatter] 242 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,508 [whistles] John. Come here. 243 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,181 -What's going on with your neck? -Nothing. Just stiff neck. 244 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,283 Just stiff neck? What's wrong with your hand? 245 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,918 -Which one? -Which one? 246 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:55,210 The one you're not using to stop the ball hitting the net. 247 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,123 -Nothing, Billie. -Nothing, Billie? 248 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,792 -Aye. -Listen. 249 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,462 I've got a pal coming to watch. Need you on your best game. 250 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,364 -Yeah? -Aye, Billie. All good. 251 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,534 Right, come here. Come here. See what you got here? 252 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,835 Use both hands, yeah? 253 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,204 Both hands. I need you to use both of them. 254 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,973 -Yeah? Let's go, come on. -No worries. 255 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,210 [Billie] Archie Gemmill-style. Come on. 256 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,779 -Come on, John, focus. -Both hands. 257 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,316 John, wake up, come on! 258 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,819 -Both hands. -What are you doing? 259 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,455 -Two of them. -[whistle blows] 260 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:39,199 -Billie. -Gerry, how you doing? 261 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:45,500 -Is this the lad? -That's him. Johnny Davidson. 262 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,978 -Is he disabled? -No. 263 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,547 He's just a bit nervous, that's all. 264 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,840 Come on, John. Get eyes on him. 265 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,321 -Come on. Get in there. -Go, go, go. 266 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,225 -[boys shout] -[whistle blows] 267 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,929 You brought me all this way for that? 268 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,865 [boys yell] 269 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,402 Gerry, he's usually great, I don't know what's wrong. 270 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,270 Gerry, give the boy a chance. 271 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,407 John, wake up! You're throwing this away, son. 272 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,676 He threw it away. Chance of a lifetime, what did he do? 273 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,544 -David, stop it. -Acted the clown. 274 00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:25,745 Stop it. 275 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,281 That scout came all the way over from Berwick Rangers. 276 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,717 -He'll hear you. -I want him to hear me! 277 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,452 I was ashamed today! 278 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,221 I'm fed up with him, and I'm fed up with you an' all. 279 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,191 [mother] So it's all my fault, is it, that he didn't play well? 280 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,859 [David] Why does he act like that? 281 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,270 [mother] Listen to you. 282 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:42,896 He's frightened of you, probably, 283 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:44,631 the way you shout and act. 284 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,270 [girl] Can I put my name down 285 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,605 to bring the class rabbit home from school? 286 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,542 It's too much responsibility, cleaning out the cage. 287 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,444 -[John tics] -[mother sighs] 288 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,379 -[John] Sorry. -John, stop. 289 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,914 -John. -Sorry. 290 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,916 Stop, please. 291 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,586 I don't mind picking up rabbit poo. It's just like currants. 292 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,622 -****ing rabbit shite! -John! 293 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:10,990 Sorry. I'm sorry. 294 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,793 -You don't have to say that. -I didn't mean to. 295 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,229 This is what I was telling you earlier on, at the football. 296 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,664 What's this nonsense about? 297 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,967 -Oh! -John! What the hell? 298 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,269 Take your plate, get away from the table. I've had enough. 299 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,600 Swearing and spitting. Oh, it's disgusting. 300 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,750 You've had enough? I've had enough. 301 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,510 -Go on, then. -Aye, I will. 302 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,779 Off to the pub, as usual. 303 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,785 Just when you're needed. 304 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:42,789 Over by the fireplace. You eat there from now on. 305 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,959 Never use language like that in this house again, you hear me? 306 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:49,362 And you never spit at me again. Get down on the floor. 307 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,663 Get down on the floor, John! 308 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,966 -Mum, stop. -[girl] You don't need to shout. 309 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,101 Face the fireplace. 310 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,103 Face the fireplace. 311 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,272 If you want to spit, you spit in the hearth. 312 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,443 Not at me, not at your father, or your brother or sisters. 313 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,179 Sit down. You understand? 314 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,321 [tics] 315 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,201 [exhales] 316 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:41,414 [students] Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! 317 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,651 [chanting continues] 318 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:59,650 -Fight, fight, fight, fight! -[boys grunt] 319 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,533 [John] Get off me! 320 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,604 [groans] 321 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,841 -[chanting continues] -[grunting] 322 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,843 Break it up, now! 323 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,947 -Head teacher's office. -He swore at me! 324 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:15,715 -I can't help it! -That's enough. 325 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,384 I can't help it. 326 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,853 -[grunts] -[students groan] 327 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:27,270 Sorry, sir. I cannae help it either. 328 00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:31,398 He's a ****ing freak. He started it. He swore at me. 329 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,430 I expect better. Do you understand? 330 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,945 -Yes, sir. -Get out. 331 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:47,480 Davidson. 332 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,924 Sit down, Davidson. 333 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:05,565 My opinion, should it be of interest to you... 334 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,835 I think you would be better served at a different school. 335 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,171 -It wasn't my fault, sir. -But it was. 336 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,106 It is, and it always will be, 337 00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:15,942 as long as you continue to behave like this. 338 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,313 I will give you the opportunity here, now, 339 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,949 to admit that this is all imagined, invented, 340 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,851 purely for attention. 341 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,820 It's not, sir. 342 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,990 Think very carefully, Mr Davidson. 343 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:32,992 One last chance. 344 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,695 I can't help it. 345 00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:38,264 Then there's nothing we can do for you. 346 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,302 If it is not a scam, you should be in an institution. 347 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,470 [tics] 348 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,438 What is the matter with you, boy? 349 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,107 [John] I don't know, sir. 350 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,542 If you do not stop this behaviour, prison waits. 351 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,978 And if not prison, something far worse. 352 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,115 The real world, Mr Davidson, outside of this school, 353 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,550 will not be as sympathetic as we have been. 354 00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,487 -Do you understand? -Yes, sir. 355 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:04,524 I'll be in touch with your parents shortly. Out! 356 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,695 -[sighs] -[John] You ****! 357 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,864 Mr Davidson. 358 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,532 [John sighs] 359 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,535 Before you leave... 360 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:30,583 [clears throat] Now, before we have dinner, 361 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,819 I have something to tell you. 362 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,855 Your dad is leaving. 363 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,491 Leaving home, for good. 364 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,696 He's not coming back. 365 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,166 -Now eat your dinner. -Why? 366 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,535 Because of me. 367 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:53,573 It's because of me, Mum, isn't it? 368 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:54,908 It is what it is. 369 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,377 [John] Because of me, though, isn't it? 370 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,800 Mum. 371 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,916 Answer me! 372 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,903 [tics] 373 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,749 [tics] 374 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,484 ****off. 375 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,143 [tics] 376 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,615 [exhales] 377 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:20,593 [tics] 378 00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:02,502 [siren wails] 379 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,741 I've prescribed diazepam, five milligrams, every three hours. 380 00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:09,743 I don't understand, he's only 13. 381 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,644 All he did was fall in the river. 382 00:25:11,745 --> 00:25:14,800 I'm not convinced he fell, Mrs Davidson. 383 00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:21,654 -[John] I'm going mad. -[mother] No. Don't be silly. 384 00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:26,590 -I made Dad leave. -No, John. No. 385 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,496 Just... 386 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,265 I can't take it. 387 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,903 I just feel like killing myself. 388 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,539 No, don't say things like that. 389 00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:42,750 Everything's going to be fine. 390 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,746 We're going to get you better 391 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,882 in next to no time. 392 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:51,751 It's OK, John. 393 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,920 Shh. 394 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:56,589 It's all OK. 395 00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:00,960 Yes. Shh. Go to sleep now. 396 00:26:01,610 --> 00:26:03,363 Go to sleep, John. 397 00:26:04,197 --> 00:26:05,699 Go to sleep. 398 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,570 [birds sing] 399 00:27:13,990 --> 00:27:15,802 [tics] 400 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,339 [sighs] 401 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,345 [tics] 402 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:30,500 They're wondering what you were shouting at. 403 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,200 -[tics] -[sighs] 404 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,656 Shh, John. Come on. 405 00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:42,662 -Sixty-watt bulb will be fine. -[tics] 406 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:46,866 Now, um, need to get some potatoes for dinner. 407 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:48,835 -[John] What are they for? -For boiling. 408 00:27:48,902 --> 00:27:52,505 -Two of those, they'll be fine. -I'll get four just in case. 409 00:27:52,706 --> 00:27:54,400 -What else? -****. 410 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,209 What else do I need, John? 411 00:27:56,309 --> 00:27:57,911 I need some new toothpaste, Mum. 412 00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:59,646 Have you finished your current one? 413 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,214 -Almost. -Wait till it's all gone. 414 00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:02,582 before we get a new one. 415 00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:04,918 -No worries. -Remind me to get Oxo cubes. 416 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:07,420 Is that for a stew? A stew! 417 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:09,422 -Stop it. -Sorry. 418 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:12,525 [Murray] Johnny D. Jesus! 419 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:14,527 -How you doing, pal? -I thought I heard you. 420 00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:16,290 -You good? -Yeah. 421 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,165 Hiya, Mrs Davidson. I'm Murray, John's pal from school. 422 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,400 Murray, how are you? I didn't recognise you. All grown up. 423 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:26,406 -You're looking well. -Thank you. 424 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:29,542 I've been over in Australia. I had a job and everything, 425 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:32,579 but my mum's not doing too well, so I had to come home. 426 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:34,748 I'm sorry about that, Murray. 427 00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:36,383 It's all right. Fancy a wee drink, John? 428 00:28:36,449 --> 00:28:37,584 Have a wee catch-up? 429 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,854 No, he can't drink, Murray. He's on medication. 430 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,355 -All right. -Hm-hmm. 431 00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:45,625 -Could maybe just go for a walk? -A wank. That would be good. 432 00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:48,628 Would you like that, John? A walk with Murray? 433 00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:51,464 To give me a break? And I'll see you at home? 434 00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:52,632 Hmm. 435 00:28:52,699 --> 00:28:54,634 -It's good to see you. -See you at the front? 436 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,302 -Yeah. -Bye. 437 00:28:57,704 --> 00:29:00,573 -[tics] -Now, I need to get some coffee. 438 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:04,577 It's difficult to explain. It's sort of like... 439 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:08,810 an impulse in my brain that makes me do things, 440 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,830 or say things that I shouldn't. 441 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:13,486 It's called Tourette's syndrome, apparently. 442 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,156 Well, that's good then, that they know what it is. 443 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:18,458 Aye. It was brilliant for the first few days 444 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,660 until they said there was no cure. 445 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,229 Jesus, John, I'm sorry. 446 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:25,231 So what happens now then? 447 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,634 -Looking for a job? -[John] Aye, I'd love one, 448 00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:29,969 but, you know, what can I do? 449 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:31,905 What will they let me do? 450 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,608 Anyway, tell us about Australia. 451 00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:37,744 -Oh, it was mental. -Was it? 452 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,145 Travelled all about. 453 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:42,582 Saw the Great Barrier Reef, worked on a sheep farm. 454 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:46,190 -Wow. -I had to come back early cos... 455 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:49,456 I don't know if you ever met my mum, did you? 456 00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:51,624 She's got cancer. 457 00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:54,961 -Cancer of the liver. -Oh, Jesus, Murray. 458 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,864 Given her six months to live. 459 00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,699 [John] Sorry, pal. 460 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,968 [Murray] Want to come in for something to eat? 461 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:03,703 -[John] No, I'm good, thank you. -Come on. 462 00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:05,705 [John] I need to get back. I'm tired. 463 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:08,942 -Gotta take my tablets. Hitler! -OK. No worries. 464 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:10,710 [Murray] You wanna do something soon, 465 00:30:10,777 --> 00:30:11,978 -give me a shout. -No worries. 466 00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:14,140 -See you soon, Murray. -See you. 467 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,716 Smells like spaghetti bolognese. Sure you don't want some? 468 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:20,353 No, I'm OK. Hitler! 469 00:30:20,453 --> 00:30:22,455 [woman] Oi. 470 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:25,658 What's wrong with my spaghetti bolognese? 471 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:28,661 I'm sure it's great. I just need to be getting home. 472 00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:30,397 [woman] What's your name? 473 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:32,332 John. 474 00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:36,200 John, get your **** in here. Be on the table in two minutes. 475 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:37,504 -No, honestly... -[slams] 476 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:42,876 [sighs] ****you in particular. ****, ****you in particular. 477 00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:45,378 [sighs] God, John. 478 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,191 [tics] 479 00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:02,495 Come on, John. 480 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:05,865 Oh. 481 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,904 Come on in, love. I'm Dottie. 482 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:15,208 You're gonna die of cancer. Ha-ha! 483 00:31:15,275 --> 00:31:18,945 For ****'s sakes, John. I'm sorry. 484 00:31:20,413 --> 00:31:22,115 Right. 485 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:24,284 Well, it's nice to meet you too. 486 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,219 I'm really, really sorry. 487 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:29,222 You're all right. 488 00:31:29,289 --> 00:31:32,859 You know, that's the most honest anyone's been with me in months. 489 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,463 Well, come on. Go and sit down. 490 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,465 Are you sure? 491 00:31:38,531 --> 00:31:42,469 You're all right, I don't bite. [chuckles] 492 00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:46,906 -Shall I take my shoes off? -No, we're not fancy in here. 493 00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:59,285 John? It's getting cold. 494 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:02,255 Aye, you carry on. No worries. 495 00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:05,258 [exhales] 496 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:08,495 Right. Let's eat. 497 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:19,500 [tics] ****. 498 00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:26,613 [tics] 499 00:32:26,913 --> 00:32:28,114 [loud crashing] 500 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,284 What the hell was that? 501 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:33,453 Murray? 502 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:36,890 I don't know. 503 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:40,493 Mum, he's not been well. He's on medication. 504 00:32:40,527 --> 00:32:42,629 I thought as much. 505 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:44,798 [dad] Do you wanna check if he's all right? 506 00:32:44,864 --> 00:32:47,634 [sighs] Can I not eat first? 507 00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:52,272 Right, well, let's just give him a minute, OK? 508 00:33:09,522 --> 00:33:11,191 [knocks on door] 509 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:13,226 [Dottie] John? 510 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,335 [sighs softly] 511 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:27,240 [sighs] 512 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:28,675 John... 513 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:33,313 Just breathe. [sighs] 514 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:38,752 -****off. -John. 515 00:33:38,818 --> 00:33:40,200 Hello. 516 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:43,230 -Are you OK? -Aye, I'm fine, thank you. 517 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:47,930 I just wanted to say that, um... 518 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:51,970 -when I was in the bathroom... -Yeah, I know. I saw. 519 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,680 Right, well, um... 520 00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:58,380 I just wanted to apologise for that. 521 00:33:58,204 --> 00:34:02,676 You're all right. What medication are you on? 522 00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:05,945 I'm not. 523 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:11,384 I've been a mental health nurse now for years. 524 00:34:11,584 --> 00:34:12,952 So... 525 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:19,526 -It's called haloperidol. -Ooh. 526 00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:21,461 I'm a lot worse if I don't take it. 527 00:34:21,528 --> 00:34:24,397 I missed one today and that's probably why that happened. 528 00:34:24,464 --> 00:34:27,100 Have you ever thought about stopping it long term? 529 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,905 Not really. 530 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:38,778 I don't think you are OK. 531 00:34:47,821 --> 00:34:48,922 How are things at home? 532 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:01,501 Come on. I'll heat up your food. 533 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:04,738 [sniffles] 534 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:07,974 ****ing *****. 535 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:12,412 [sighs] 536 00:35:15,749 --> 00:35:17,283 Mind your head. 537 00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:27,460 [spitting] 538 00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:30,864 [spits] ****'s sakes, John. 539 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:34,100 [spits] 540 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:41,975 [whistles] 541 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:43,943 ♪ Mild green... 542 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:46,312 [clears throat] That was good food. 543 00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:48,281 Thanks, John. 544 00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:53,319 Dottie's dying of cancer! Sorry, Dottie. 545 00:35:55,550 --> 00:35:58,324 Oh, ****! Oh, ****off, you ****! 546 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:01,528 -Sorry, everyone. -Right, John. 547 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:04,364 If you're gonna visit us more often, which I hope you are, 548 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:07,333 I need to speak to you about your language. 549 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,969 Aye, OK. 550 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,906 We have one rule in this house. 551 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,760 And that's if you do anything you can't help, 552 00:36:16,176 --> 00:36:19,479 you never, ever have to apologise for it. 553 00:36:19,646 --> 00:36:22,816 If you're out in the street with people who don't understand you, 554 00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:26,853 then fine, you know, apologise, whatever, but in this house... 555 00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:30,223 where we know you can't help it, 556 00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:33,159 you know, where we know you don't mean it... 557 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:37,263 well, it all means diddly squat. 558 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:41,735 It's the apologising that drives me mad. 559 00:36:41,768 --> 00:36:44,838 You don't need to apologise. 560 00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:46,390 OK? 561 00:36:50,443 --> 00:36:51,945 OK. [clears throat] 562 00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:56,490 OK? 563 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,521 Aye, OK. 564 00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:05,625 -Thank you. -Great. Thank you. 565 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,294 [tics] 566 00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:24,711 [Dottie] John, leave that. We're starting. 567 00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:26,713 Aye, just one second. 568 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:31,718 I've told John that he can stay here. 569 00:37:34,454 --> 00:37:36,560 Tonight? 570 00:37:37,157 --> 00:37:41,940 Aye, tonight, or for good, if he wants. 571 00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,896 -Mum. -What? 572 00:37:42,962 --> 00:37:45,565 Have you lost your mind? 573 00:37:45,665 --> 00:37:47,967 With everything you've got going on? 574 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,304 The way I see it is like this, I've got six months to live. 575 00:37:51,404 --> 00:37:53,239 I can sit here feeling sorry for myself, 576 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:55,942 watching Neighbours and eating Pringles, 577 00:37:55,975 --> 00:37:57,444 or I can help this lad. 578 00:37:57,610 --> 00:37:59,612 -Where's he gonna sleep? -The box room, 579 00:37:59,779 --> 00:38:02,115 if he doesn't mind pink. 580 00:38:07,870 --> 00:38:09,189 John, do you know blackjack? 581 00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:11,157 -Is that pontoon? -It is. 582 00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:13,493 Aye, I can play that. 583 00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:18,331 I've got two aces. 584 00:38:21,801 --> 00:38:23,370 I'm sorry, everyone. 585 00:38:23,503 --> 00:38:25,305 No apologies. 586 00:38:26,673 --> 00:38:27,707 Right. 587 00:38:27,874 --> 00:38:31,711 We'll just pretend we didn't hear that, shall we, Murray? 588 00:38:33,613 --> 00:38:34,647 Yeah. 589 00:38:35,150 --> 00:38:36,216 Chris? 590 00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:39,219 Yeah. 591 00:38:39,386 --> 00:38:42,522 Great, we're all agreed. 592 00:38:42,689 --> 00:38:44,190 Hit me. 593 00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:47,527 Hit me again. 594 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:50,964 [they laugh] 595 00:38:51,131 --> 00:38:53,800 [music playing on TV] 596 00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:03,176 [man] As we said in practice, very fast... 597 00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:05,979 -How was Murray, John, hmm? -Hmm. 598 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:09,315 Lots of stories from his adventure, I expect. 599 00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:11,718 John? 600 00:39:11,818 --> 00:39:14,754 Lots of stories from his adventure, hm? 601 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,993 -I'm moving out. -What did you say? 602 00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:26,660 [clears throat] I'm moving out. 603 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,401 I'm going to live at Murray's house. 604 00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,370 If I didn't know any better, I'd assume 605 00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:32,238 that was one of your nonsensical tics. 606 00:39:32,339 --> 00:39:36,543 His mum, Dottie, said I should discuss it with you first but... 607 00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:38,712 that's what I'm going to do. 608 00:39:40,347 --> 00:39:42,916 Hmm. I thought Murray said his mum was sick. 609 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,180 [John] She is. She's got cancer. 610 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:48,880 Oh. 611 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:51,424 I think you're being naive, John. 612 00:39:51,591 --> 00:39:53,526 They're looking for someone to look after her. 613 00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:55,895 Is that what this is all about? Is this her idea, is it? 614 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:58,640 No, it's what I want. 615 00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:00,330 But you're needed here, John. 616 00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:02,535 Your brother and sisters are gone, your dad's left, 617 00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:04,137 and I'm not getting any younger. 618 00:40:05,138 --> 00:40:06,773 [she sighs] 619 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,243 I'm stopping the drugs as well. 620 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,113 Well, I've heard it all now. Was that Murray's mum's idea? 621 00:40:13,279 --> 00:40:16,149 -She understands, she's a nurse. -Oh, is she? 622 00:40:17,884 --> 00:40:19,786 And what's this, hmm? 623 00:40:19,819 --> 00:40:22,389 I'm a nurse, John. Fifteen years. 624 00:40:22,455 --> 00:40:23,757 And I'm also your mother. 625 00:40:25,225 --> 00:40:27,660 Without your tablets, you punch, you swear, 626 00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:30,563 and spit and upset people. You forgotten that, John? 627 00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:32,332 I still do all that now, Mum. 628 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:35,502 You do it less when you're on the tablets, John! 629 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,506 [she sighs] 630 00:40:41,908 --> 00:40:43,777 [exhales] Murray's mum has no idea 631 00:40:43,843 --> 00:40:46,646 how hard it is to cope with you. 632 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,822 I need a break. 633 00:40:58,525 --> 00:41:00,593 You need a break. 634 00:41:01,861 --> 00:41:05,331 -I'm sorry. -John. 635 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:09,469 [♪ "The Changingman" by Paul Weller] 636 00:41:13,273 --> 00:41:16,142 I like black, what can I say? 637 00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:17,877 Well, then this is brilliant. 638 00:41:17,977 --> 00:41:19,779 I'm not gonna have to do any more washing-up 639 00:41:19,879 --> 00:41:20,947 now you've moved in. 640 00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:24,384 Aye, you can ****off, Murray. And that wasn't a tic. 641 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:26,119 So you've never been out in Gala then? 642 00:41:26,186 --> 00:41:27,954 -No. -You never been to the Bizz? 643 00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:31,658 -Are you ****ing deaf? -The Golden Lion? The Harrows? 644 00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:34,294 [scoffs] You've never lived, mate. 645 00:41:34,494 --> 00:41:36,863 I went to the Golden Lion once, with my dad, for a pint, 646 00:41:36,963 --> 00:41:39,232 -but that was years ago. -Well, that doesn't count. 647 00:41:39,399 --> 00:41:42,335 The day you're off those pills, me and you, out on the randan. 648 00:41:42,402 --> 00:41:44,304 Man, can't wait. 649 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:54,147 Was that a tic? 650 00:41:54,214 --> 00:41:56,316 Course it was. 651 00:41:58,885 --> 00:42:02,880 -That was just me being stupid. -[laughs] 652 00:42:02,255 --> 00:42:05,425 -I'm coming for you! -Don't! Don't! Don't! 653 00:42:05,992 --> 00:42:07,761 No, don't! 654 00:42:08,995 --> 00:42:11,331 [laughs] 655 00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,733 -Look at the state of me! -Aye, you look great. 656 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:16,903 -[tics] -Oh, God! 657 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:19,839 -Sorry, Dottie. -[laughs] It's all right. 658 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:23,376 -Really ticky. -I'm not surprised. 659 00:42:23,443 --> 00:42:26,546 You're almost weaned off the tablets. 660 00:42:26,613 --> 00:42:30,417 -How do you feel in yourself? -I feel better. Sleeping better. 661 00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:32,585 -Less headaches and that. -Good. 662 00:42:32,619 --> 00:42:35,922 That's what we want to hear. Right, get me some grapes. 663 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,223 -Grapes. -Oh, God. 664 00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:40,694 -Do you want red or green? -Uh, green, please. 665 00:42:41,194 --> 00:42:44,230 John, is there lentils in that, or is there not? 666 00:42:44,297 --> 00:42:46,660 Um... 667 00:42:46,132 --> 00:42:47,967 No, you're fine with that one, Dot. 668 00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:49,803 Great. Two more of those. 669 00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:53,373 [woman over speaker] Clean-up on aisle five, please. 670 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,909 All right, Suzy? How you doing today? 671 00:42:55,975 --> 00:42:59,245 -Good, John. How are you? -Good. I find you attractive. 672 00:42:59,412 --> 00:43:01,915 -How are you, Dottie? -I'm good, love. How are you? 673 00:43:01,981 --> 00:43:03,917 -Good. You keeping well? -I don't care. 674 00:43:03,983 --> 00:43:05,952 -How's your mum? -[John] She's a ****. 675 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,154 -Give her my love, won't you? -****off. 676 00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:10,824 Show me your knockers. [softly] ****off. 677 00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:14,461 Right, John. Oh, right, now, chicken stock. 678 00:43:14,494 --> 00:43:16,629 Chicken's cock. 679 00:43:16,663 --> 00:43:18,898 -Crap. -[groans] 680 00:43:18,998 --> 00:43:21,835 -Sorry, Dottie. -It's all right. [laughs] 681 00:43:21,935 --> 00:43:23,937 You can't stand on my right, you know that. 682 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,939 -All right. -I did tell you that. 683 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,975 It's my fault now, is it? 684 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:31,578 You've given me a thick lip, you numpty. 685 00:43:31,644 --> 00:43:33,113 -Sorry, Dot. -[groans] 686 00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:35,915 [Dottie] But you can't be on medication all your life, 687 00:43:35,982 --> 00:43:37,617 you know, bottling everything up. 688 00:43:37,650 --> 00:43:40,620 -What sort of life is that? -I ****ed that up, as usual. 689 00:43:40,653 --> 00:43:42,355 No, you didn't. 690 00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:44,791 -How's your lip? -It's fine. 691 00:43:44,824 --> 00:43:47,594 It's my fault for standing on the wrong side of you. 692 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:49,662 [chuckles] 693 00:43:50,830 --> 00:43:52,165 Mum! 694 00:43:53,266 --> 00:43:55,201 [sighs] John. 695 00:43:55,368 --> 00:43:58,605 How are you? Dottie, this is my mum. 696 00:43:58,705 --> 00:44:00,373 It's nice to meet you, Mrs Davidson. 697 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,420 -I'm Murray's mum. -*****. 698 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:04,444 -Sorry, Mum. -How are you, John? 699 00:44:04,544 --> 00:44:06,980 It's been a while since you came to visit. 700 00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:11,951 I know. Um, maybe I'll pop over this weekend. [tics] 701 00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:16,623 Um, John. 702 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:20,293 Why don't you go to the post office and get me some stamps? 703 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,529 -[John tics] -That should be enough. 704 00:44:22,662 --> 00:44:25,365 [John] I'll see you soon, Mum. See you next weekend. 705 00:44:25,498 --> 00:44:27,167 Bye, John. 706 00:44:29,569 --> 00:44:32,238 I can see he's off the medication. 707 00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:35,208 He stopped it gradually. 708 00:44:35,308 --> 00:44:36,976 He feels better for it. 709 00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:38,478 [John tics] 710 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:45,251 He's settled in well. We love having him around. 711 00:44:46,252 --> 00:44:48,321 John says you're a nurse. 712 00:44:49,255 --> 00:44:51,240 That's right, yeah. 713 00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:53,493 Patience of a saint. 714 00:44:53,526 --> 00:44:56,162 Whatever patience I had, it was used up years ago. 715 00:44:56,229 --> 00:44:57,330 Aye, well, 716 00:44:57,397 --> 00:45:02,869 I was at Dingleton Hospital five years, mental health nurse. 717 00:45:02,936 --> 00:45:06,439 -So you know there's no cure? -Aye. 718 00:45:06,606 --> 00:45:09,542 Hm-hmm. And you've not been well yourself. 719 00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,511 [Dottie] Oh, I'm fine. 720 00:45:11,544 --> 00:45:14,447 The punching, spitting, swearing. 721 00:45:14,614 --> 00:45:17,417 It's a lot to take on in your condition. 722 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:20,920 We're helping each other. 723 00:45:21,621 --> 00:45:24,224 [sighs] Well, I'd be grateful 724 00:45:24,257 --> 00:45:27,193 if you would ask John to visit home more often. 725 00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:31,398 -[Dottie] Aye. I will. -Hmm. 726 00:45:37,904 --> 00:45:42,542 [♪ "Born of Frustration" by James plays loudly] 727 00:45:51,951 --> 00:45:55,455 What's this? Top of the Pops? 728 00:45:55,488 --> 00:45:58,324 I'm off the medication. Murray's going to take me out clubbing. 729 00:45:58,458 --> 00:46:00,994 So you're perfecting your dance moves? 730 00:46:01,161 --> 00:46:06,660 -Aye. What do you think? -Great. [chuckles] 731 00:46:06,132 --> 00:46:08,735 I'll leave you to it. 732 00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:11,504 ♪ Where's the confusion? 733 00:46:11,671 --> 00:46:13,106 Wait. 734 00:46:14,741 --> 00:46:17,770 -What are you doing? -Smartening myself up. 735 00:46:17,143 --> 00:46:19,312 No, take it out now. 736 00:46:19,412 --> 00:46:21,948 These jeans feel weird, Murray, round the crotch. 737 00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:23,416 When we get in there, John, 738 00:46:23,483 --> 00:46:25,585 can you just relax and don't do anything weird? 739 00:46:25,618 --> 00:46:26,920 -I won't. -Yeah? 740 00:46:26,986 --> 00:46:29,656 -Yeah. -Good man. 741 00:46:31,825 --> 00:46:32,826 All right. 742 00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:36,529 -Shall I put this in here? -Put it away, John. 743 00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:40,433 Right, this is us now. Come on. Thank you. 744 00:46:40,867 --> 00:46:42,369 [coins rattle] 745 00:46:42,869 --> 00:46:45,772 -There you go. -[man] Thank you. 746 00:46:45,872 --> 00:46:47,340 [whistles] 747 00:46:49,509 --> 00:46:51,478 -[Murray] What do you think? -I love it, man. 748 00:46:51,544 --> 00:46:53,380 I can feel that bass in my chest. 749 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,160 Yeah. Wait, I'll go and get us a drink. You get us a seat. 750 00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:57,784 No worries. 751 00:46:57,951 --> 00:47:01,221 [♪ "Alright" by Supergrass] 752 00:47:42,562 --> 00:47:44,698 Two pints of Tennent's, please. 753 00:47:56,409 --> 00:47:58,378 What's your name? 754 00:47:58,411 --> 00:48:01,140 -What? -What's your name? 755 00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:03,416 -Marie. -Can I buy you a drink? 756 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:05,552 -What? -Can I buy you a drink? 757 00:48:05,585 --> 00:48:06,619 Sure. 758 00:48:06,853 --> 00:48:10,423 Pernod and black, please, and my pals will take the same. 759 00:48:22,535 --> 00:48:24,104 John. 760 00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:25,972 You don't hang about. 761 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:27,240 -Are you impressed? -Aye. 762 00:48:27,374 --> 00:48:28,975 Right, they want three Pernod and black. 763 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:33,947 OK, I'll get them, will I? Three Pernod and black, please. 764 00:48:41,454 --> 00:48:42,822 Getting 'em now. 765 00:48:44,657 --> 00:48:46,393 [indistinct chatter] 766 00:48:47,961 --> 00:48:50,497 -I'm so sorry, pal. Sorry. -[grunts] 767 00:48:50,663 --> 00:48:52,499 -You ****ing prick! -[Murray] Oi! 768 00:48:52,665 --> 00:48:56,403 Get your ****ing hands off him! Get your ****ing hands off him! 769 00:48:57,270 --> 00:48:58,938 John! 770 00:49:04,110 --> 00:49:05,145 ****off! 771 00:49:05,311 --> 00:49:07,580 -Out of here! -****ing wanker! 772 00:49:07,747 --> 00:49:08,915 ****off. 773 00:49:08,982 --> 00:49:12,419 -[Murray] It wasn't him! -[John] ****ing wanker! 774 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:15,622 John, are you OK, man? 775 00:49:16,656 --> 00:49:18,925 [tics] Give us a kiss, you wanker. 776 00:49:18,992 --> 00:49:20,660 You can't take him, it's not his fault. 777 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,963 I raped a girl in there. I didn't. I didn't rape anyone. 778 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:25,498 Hey, ****off! 779 00:49:25,632 --> 00:49:28,100 Hey, where are you gonna take him, man? 780 00:49:28,101 --> 00:49:30,360 John, it's OK. John. 781 00:49:30,136 --> 00:49:32,138 -Back, back! -All right. 782 00:49:32,205 --> 00:49:34,774 John, phone us when you get there. My mum will sort it. 783 00:49:34,941 --> 00:49:36,843 -[tics] -John, when you get there, 784 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,945 phone my mum, please. 785 00:49:38,978 --> 00:49:41,181 John? Phone Mum. 786 00:49:41,781 --> 00:49:43,616 -****. -[siren wails] 787 00:49:43,817 --> 00:49:45,385 [John] You're a ****ing pig! 788 00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:49,322 I've seen your ****ing bald spot! [tics] 789 00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:52,250 ****off! Wanker! 790 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:54,627 [policeman] You got some death wish, Johnny? 791 00:49:54,694 --> 00:49:56,496 [banging] 792 00:49:58,131 --> 00:49:59,799 [groans] 793 00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,635 [door opens] 794 00:50:04,537 --> 00:50:06,390 [groans] 795 00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,543 What's wrong with your back? 796 00:50:10,577 --> 00:50:12,545 [John] It's just a tic. 797 00:50:12,645 --> 00:50:14,481 I know you better than that. 798 00:50:14,647 --> 00:50:16,383 Let's see. 799 00:50:23,256 --> 00:50:25,658 Oh, your face has gone down. 800 00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,300 [gasps] 801 00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:33,500 Is that all from the club? 802 00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:36,836 Aye. 803 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,500 I will give Murray an earful when he wakes up, 804 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,573 letting you get in a state like that. 805 00:50:40,674 --> 00:50:42,800 Don't do that, Dottie. 806 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:45,378 Don't give him a hard time. [sighs] 807 00:50:45,445 --> 00:50:47,914 It was the best night of my life. I loved it. 808 00:50:48,581 --> 00:50:50,417 There you go. 809 00:50:51,584 --> 00:50:53,253 Thanks. 810 00:50:53,353 --> 00:50:56,756 I danced with this girl. Her name was Marie. 811 00:50:57,624 --> 00:50:59,926 Well, I hope she was worth it, 812 00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:03,697 because the other lad's dad's a solicitor. 813 00:51:03,797 --> 00:51:05,231 They're taking it to court. 814 00:51:05,398 --> 00:51:08,680 They said we'll know in a couple of months. 815 00:51:10,303 --> 00:51:11,438 [sighs] 816 00:51:11,538 --> 00:51:13,139 [Dottie] Oh, John, we can't keep 817 00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,375 letting you get into trouble like this. 818 00:51:15,408 --> 00:51:20,460 -I'm not going back on tablets. -And I'm not saying you should. 819 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:23,416 But you need a focus, you know... 820 00:51:23,450 --> 00:51:26,219 You're better when you're keeping busy. 821 00:51:27,654 --> 00:51:29,322 You need a job. 822 00:51:32,325 --> 00:51:35,610 [chuckles quietly] Dottie. 823 00:51:35,128 --> 00:51:37,731 -[Dottie] Do you want a job? -Aye, I'd love one. 824 00:51:37,897 --> 00:51:39,650 Great. 825 00:51:39,132 --> 00:51:42,335 Tommy at the community centre is looking for an assistant. 826 00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:46,306 They're interviewing next week. I'm putting your name down. 827 00:51:46,406 --> 00:51:48,775 -I won't get it. -Well, somebody has to. 828 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:51,277 Not someone like me. 829 00:51:55,315 --> 00:51:57,183 [John] Listen, I'm going to ****this up. 830 00:51:57,283 --> 00:51:58,752 I know I'm going to ****this up. 831 00:51:58,785 --> 00:52:02,155 You're not. Right, we've waited long enough, John. 832 00:52:02,255 --> 00:52:04,357 You're gonna have to go in. 833 00:52:05,158 --> 00:52:07,527 [tuts] Look, you want this job, right? 834 00:52:07,627 --> 00:52:10,864 -[John] Yeah. -You're gonna be great. 835 00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:14,701 -[John] I'm nervous. -I know, love. I know. Let's... 836 00:52:14,801 --> 00:52:19,305 [sighs] Well, let's do some breathing. All right? 837 00:52:19,372 --> 00:52:22,776 I want you to close your eyes and breathe it all out. 838 00:52:22,842 --> 00:52:26,813 -Go on. [exhales] -[exhales] 839 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,450 There we go. Now, I want you to imagine yourself on a beach. 840 00:52:30,550 --> 00:52:33,286 Right, secluded beach. 841 00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:35,455 And all you can hear 842 00:52:35,522 --> 00:52:39,893 is the sound of the waves lapping on the shore. 843 00:52:39,993 --> 00:52:43,697 And the sand, it's soft, and it's white and it's warm. 844 00:52:43,797 --> 00:52:47,701 My feet are burning. [clears throat] 845 00:52:47,801 --> 00:52:48,802 Right. 846 00:52:49,669 --> 00:52:52,505 -How are you doing, Irene? -Yeah, all right, thanks. 847 00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:55,375 -Is, um, Tommy already in? -He's in the hall. 848 00:52:55,408 --> 00:52:59,245 Right, well, he's a bit nervous, so he might be more extreme. 849 00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:00,814 -Hello! -But you'll get used to it. 850 00:53:00,914 --> 00:53:04,818 -Understood. -How are you? How you doing? 851 00:53:04,918 --> 00:53:06,986 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, too. 852 00:53:07,153 --> 00:53:10,657 -Oh! -[clattering] 853 00:53:11,658 --> 00:53:13,927 I'm really, really sorry about that. 854 00:53:13,993 --> 00:53:15,695 No worries, John. 855 00:53:16,229 --> 00:53:18,565 [tics softly] 856 00:53:19,232 --> 00:53:21,735 [man whistles] 857 00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:26,439 This is Tommy, our caretaker. 858 00:53:27,273 --> 00:53:29,609 -Oh! -Oop, sorry. 859 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:30,877 I'll help you with that. 860 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,713 -Ooh, the boy's keen. -[Irene] Tommy, this is John. 861 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,548 He's come to chat about the vacant position. 862 00:53:35,715 --> 00:53:37,500 -All right, John? -Nice to meet you. 863 00:53:37,117 --> 00:53:38,585 -How are you? -Good. 864 00:53:38,618 --> 00:53:40,920 -Dottie told me a lot about you. -Good. 865 00:53:41,210 --> 00:53:43,289 -We'll leave you two together. -[tics] 866 00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:45,925 Aye. Irene, did you get that note about the blue roll? 867 00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:48,610 -Yeah. No worries. -Right. Thank you. 868 00:53:48,128 --> 00:53:49,262 -All right, John? -All right. 869 00:53:49,462 --> 00:53:52,132 Right, OK, be on your desk. 870 00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:54,340 -All right, John? -Yeah, good. 871 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,935 -John. -Nice to meet you. 872 00:53:55,969 --> 00:53:59,706 You, too. Uh, right, I'll give you a rundown of the place. 873 00:53:59,739 --> 00:54:02,776 Give me your cock in my hand. ****'s sakes. 874 00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:06,579 -So, this is the main hall. -Right. 875 00:54:06,646 --> 00:54:10,784 And, uh, to be honest, a lot of what I do is health and safety. 876 00:54:10,917 --> 00:54:14,754 You know, fire escapes, fire extinguishers, smoke alarms. 877 00:54:14,821 --> 00:54:17,490 -Aye, easy peasy. -That kind of stuff, you know. 878 00:54:17,624 --> 00:54:20,660 Uh, if you were to get the job, and it's an "if", remember, 879 00:54:20,794 --> 00:54:23,630 because I'm seeing a few youngsters. 880 00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:25,632 -I know. -OK. Just so you know that. 881 00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:27,567 Wrinkly *******. 882 00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:32,672 You've got different events, uh, require different things. 883 00:54:32,739 --> 00:54:34,274 So, like, a wee council meeting 884 00:54:34,341 --> 00:54:35,975 could be just a couple of tables. 885 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:39,446 Then again, you could be laying out 200 seats for a pantomime. 886 00:54:39,579 --> 00:54:42,415 -Or a school theatre production. -I'm a paedophile. 887 00:54:43,616 --> 00:54:45,418 Sorry, it was a tic. 888 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:48,521 That's all right, it's OK. 889 00:54:48,655 --> 00:54:51,358 -Want me to show you outside? -Aye, that would be good. 890 00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:53,260 Right, good, good. 891 00:54:53,193 --> 00:54:55,362 [John tics] 892 00:54:55,495 --> 00:54:57,364 -Um, uh... -[banging] 893 00:54:57,497 --> 00:55:00,633 I need to fix this. There we go. 894 00:55:01,201 --> 00:55:03,103 Right, so, we plant these every spring, 895 00:55:03,269 --> 00:55:05,438 so they need watering and weeding, 896 00:55:05,505 --> 00:55:07,607 and fed. You know about plants? 897 00:55:07,707 --> 00:55:10,343 Aye. I love plants. Two in my garden. 898 00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:13,480 Right, good. Um, this area is the bane of my life. 899 00:55:13,613 --> 00:55:15,615 Do you ever shut the ****up? 900 00:55:15,648 --> 00:55:18,151 Bane of my life, this area, because of this. 901 00:55:18,218 --> 00:55:20,787 This provides cover for the smokers. 902 00:55:20,854 --> 00:55:23,823 So the smokers come out here and they smoke. 903 00:55:23,857 --> 00:55:26,693 And then what do they do? They drop their filthy fags. 904 00:55:26,826 --> 00:55:29,696 Filthy fags! Filthy fags! 905 00:55:33,233 --> 00:55:37,137 Filthy fags! I'm ***. No, I'm not. Yes, I am. 906 00:55:37,203 --> 00:55:38,905 Filthy fags! 907 00:55:39,739 --> 00:55:41,975 It's quite echoey in there, isn't it? 908 00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,477 Aye, it is quite... echoey. 909 00:55:48,314 --> 00:55:51,484 Just close the door behind you. You OK with dogs? 910 00:55:51,584 --> 00:55:55,880 -Aye, I love dogs. -This is Rosie. 911 00:55:55,155 --> 00:55:58,591 -Hello, Rosie. How are you? -Um... 912 00:55:58,758 --> 00:56:00,260 -You OK sitting there? -[bangs] 913 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,895 -You all right? -Yeah, I'm good. 914 00:56:01,995 --> 00:56:03,997 -OK. Don't hit the furniture. -Sorry, sorry. 915 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,990 All right, OK, just take a seat. 916 00:56:06,199 --> 00:56:07,867 Right. 917 00:56:07,934 --> 00:56:11,905 So, now we get to the most important part 918 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:13,907 -of the interview, John. -Bum ***. 919 00:56:15,909 --> 00:56:20,460 And that is, can you make a decent cup of tea? 920 00:56:20,113 --> 00:56:21,448 [John] Oh, aye. I'm good at tea. 921 00:56:21,581 --> 00:56:24,250 I like it strong, lots of milk, three sugar. 922 00:56:24,351 --> 00:56:26,386 No bother, Tommy. 923 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,423 [kettle boils] 924 00:56:34,270 --> 00:56:36,796 And remember, put the water in first, then the milk. 925 00:56:36,896 --> 00:56:41,340 OK, yeah. I do that as well. 926 00:56:43,136 --> 00:56:45,538 Right, we'll get to you in a minute, John. 927 00:56:45,572 --> 00:56:47,273 So, what have they told you about me? 928 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,610 Um, they just said that you've not been very well lately. 929 00:56:51,378 --> 00:56:56,750 Right. The plan is to get in a youngster, you learn the job, 930 00:56:56,783 --> 00:57:00,487 so that if I've got a hospital appointment, or whatever... 931 00:57:00,587 --> 00:57:03,156 -Aye. -..they can step in 932 00:57:03,256 --> 00:57:06,292 -and keep things going. -Hmm, yeah. 933 00:57:06,393 --> 00:57:08,395 Well, I read a bit about the job, you know, 934 00:57:08,461 --> 00:57:10,230 and the hours and that. 935 00:57:10,330 --> 00:57:13,299 -Interested in giving it a go. -Right. 936 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,835 -You reliable? -Aye. 937 00:57:15,935 --> 00:57:18,838 I'm always early, always. I have to be, you know. 938 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:21,775 Cos I need someone to be here on time, to open up, 939 00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:23,977 and to be here to lock up when I'm not here. 940 00:57:24,144 --> 00:57:27,480 -Aye, any time. Any time. -Right. 941 00:57:27,647 --> 00:57:30,830 -Good with your hands? -I was good at school, you know. 942 00:57:30,150 --> 00:57:33,620 Woodwork and metalwork and that. But I'm keen to learn, and... 943 00:57:33,653 --> 00:57:36,256 I don't mind getting my hands dirty, you know? 944 00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:39,492 -OK. -I'm a lazy *******. 945 00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:42,662 -So, you don't mind hard work? -No. 946 00:57:42,796 --> 00:57:46,199 In fact, when I'm concentrating on the job or a project, 947 00:57:46,299 --> 00:57:48,702 I think it really helps me. 948 00:57:48,868 --> 00:57:50,303 Right. 949 00:57:52,305 --> 00:57:55,275 -That's hot. -Aye. 950 00:57:55,342 --> 00:57:58,111 There you go, Tommy. [spits] 951 00:57:59,946 --> 00:58:02,382 I'm really sorry. I'll take that one. 952 00:58:02,615 --> 00:58:04,784 Aye, that's a good idea. 953 00:58:14,694 --> 00:58:16,129 Hm-hmm. 954 00:58:17,197 --> 00:58:19,666 I've seen quite a few youngsters for this job. 955 00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:20,967 -Aye. -And I don't think 956 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:23,403 I'm breaking confidentiality when I tell you 957 00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:27,674 that that is the best cup of tea yet. 958 00:58:27,741 --> 00:58:28,742 [John] Great. 959 00:58:29,209 --> 00:58:31,770 [Tommy sighs] So... 960 00:58:31,177 --> 00:58:33,413 I use spunk for milk. 961 00:58:37,650 --> 00:58:39,753 Right, so, have you any questions for me? 962 00:58:39,819 --> 00:58:41,154 Um... 963 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:43,923 Oh, aye, yeah. Um... 964 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:48,228 I might have to take a few days off work, in a few months, 965 00:58:48,328 --> 00:58:51,364 because I've got a court trial coming up. 966 00:58:51,498 --> 00:58:54,534 -Just that. -So you've not even got the job 967 00:58:54,734 --> 00:58:56,603 but already you're looking for a day off? 968 00:58:56,736 --> 00:58:59,706 No, no. I'm just saying that... You're ****ing it up, John. 969 00:58:59,839 --> 00:59:03,760 Um, I'm just saying that, if I were to get the job, 970 00:59:03,243 --> 00:59:06,790 I'd have to take that time. I just wanted to be honest. 971 00:59:06,179 --> 00:59:07,514 Right. 972 00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:13,530 -Get in a wee scrape, did you? -Aye. 973 00:59:13,119 --> 00:59:15,922 I've had a bit of bad luck recently. 974 00:59:17,624 --> 00:59:20,360 -Was it your fault? -No. 975 00:59:25,965 --> 00:59:28,568 OK. That's good enough for me. 976 00:59:28,735 --> 00:59:31,971 -Any other questions? -Um... 977 00:59:33,139 --> 00:59:35,408 I can do the job, you know. 978 00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:38,378 -I can do it. -Hm-hmm. 979 00:59:39,245 --> 00:59:42,148 But just the obvious question, really, um... 980 00:59:42,248 --> 00:59:44,718 Are you OK with the tics and the swearing? 981 00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:51,658 What tics? What swearing? [chuckles] 982 00:59:51,825 --> 00:59:53,593 [chuckles] 983 00:59:54,894 --> 00:59:57,297 [dog yelps, whines] 984 01:00:00,633 --> 01:00:02,168 Uh... 985 01:00:03,336 --> 01:00:06,506 Just a wee word of warning, John. Uh... 986 01:00:07,273 --> 01:00:09,242 You ever do that to my dog again, 987 01:00:09,342 --> 01:00:12,779 and I'll tear your ****ing heart out. Understand? 988 01:00:17,650 --> 01:00:19,452 Right, well... 989 01:00:20,253 --> 01:00:22,355 Thanks for seeing me. 990 01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:28,128 OK, I'll get off, then. 991 01:00:33,666 --> 01:00:37,300 -All right, Rosie? -[dog pants] 992 01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:43,209 [indistinct chatter] 993 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,549 -Oh, hiya, John. -All right, pal. How you doing? 994 01:00:49,616 --> 01:00:51,151 Good, good. 995 01:00:51,217 --> 01:00:54,287 -Paper and Opal Fruits, please. -So, how you been keeping? 996 01:00:54,354 --> 01:00:57,123 Ah, not so bad. Had a job interview today, Kenny. 997 01:00:57,190 --> 01:01:01,628 -Oh, right. How did that go? -I hit the boss's dog. 998 01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:03,396 Ach, well, never mind. 999 01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:05,498 You can always come back to your old paper round. 1000 01:01:05,532 --> 01:01:07,701 I might hold you to that, Kenny. I'll see you later. 1001 01:01:07,834 --> 01:01:09,502 Take care. Yes, love? 1002 01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:14,474 ****! 1003 01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:17,100 What did you say? 1004 01:01:17,177 --> 01:01:18,912 I'm sorry, miss. I've got Tourette's. 1005 01:01:18,978 --> 01:01:21,314 -What did you just say to me? -I'm really sorry. 1006 01:01:21,381 --> 01:01:24,150 I mean no harm. I can't help what I say. 1007 01:01:24,217 --> 01:01:26,319 -I'm sorry. -****off! 1008 01:01:47,674 --> 01:01:49,542 [exhales] 1009 01:01:50,443 --> 01:01:52,912 [kettle boils] 1010 01:01:54,614 --> 01:01:57,350 Anyone home? [clears throat] Dot? 1011 01:01:59,190 --> 01:02:01,755 -What are you doing? -[stifled laughter] 1012 01:02:01,855 --> 01:02:03,690 Wait a minute, John. 1013 01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:05,959 [screams] You got it! 1014 01:02:06,126 --> 01:02:07,627 [Chris] Tommy called. You got the job. 1015 01:02:07,694 --> 01:02:08,728 The job? 1016 01:02:08,895 --> 01:02:11,364 -You start on Monday. -Oh, my God! 1017 01:02:13,533 --> 01:02:14,934 Well done, John. 1018 01:02:15,350 --> 01:02:16,536 -Are you serious? -[Dottie] Aye. 1019 01:02:16,569 --> 01:02:19,272 -You deserve it. -Well done, Davidson. 1020 01:02:19,372 --> 01:02:22,208 I can't believe that. It went so bad. 1021 01:02:22,275 --> 01:02:25,111 -You deserve that. -[laughs] 1022 01:02:25,211 --> 01:02:27,614 -And now you've... -God, I've got a job. 1023 01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:29,416 I don't wanna steal your thunder... 1024 01:02:29,582 --> 01:02:31,840 -Aye, but you will. -Um... 1025 01:02:31,151 --> 01:02:32,919 Chris and I went to the hospital today. 1026 01:02:32,986 --> 01:02:35,922 You're dying of cancer, you old ******. [tics] 1027 01:02:35,989 --> 01:02:40,393 I'm not, John. Um... They made a mistake. 1028 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,629 -It's not cancer. -[chuckles] 1029 01:02:42,662 --> 01:02:45,980 -It's called haema... -[chuckles] 1030 01:02:45,165 --> 01:02:47,467 Haemanagi... ngioma. 1031 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:50,103 -Ham shandy, you ****. -[laughter] 1032 01:02:50,236 --> 01:02:51,604 What is it, love? 1033 01:02:51,738 --> 01:02:53,973 Haemangioma. You know, it's a lump. 1034 01:02:54,107 --> 01:02:55,775 But anyway, it's not cancer. 1035 01:02:55,909 --> 01:03:00,480 It looks like cancer, but it's not. [laughs] 1036 01:03:00,613 --> 01:03:02,182 Come here. 1037 01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:04,417 [Murray] I love you, Mum. 1038 01:03:04,484 --> 01:03:08,488 I love you all! [laughs and kisses] 1039 01:03:08,621 --> 01:03:12,359 -[John] I can't believe that. -All right, John, here. Um... 1040 01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:15,495 Go to the Chinese and get what anyone wants. 1041 01:03:15,528 --> 01:03:19,299 A banquet. It's my treat, double celebration. 1042 01:03:37,170 --> 01:03:40,530 -[music playing] -[food sizzles] 1043 01:03:45,250 --> 01:03:48,495 -Thank you. See you later. -[woman] See you, bye. 1044 01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:16,690 -[metal scraping] -Come here. 1045 01:04:16,823 --> 01:04:18,525 [groans] 1046 01:04:18,658 --> 01:04:22,195 [man] ****ing do him. ****ing do him! 1047 01:04:22,362 --> 01:04:23,897 [groaning] 1048 01:04:23,997 --> 01:04:26,366 -****ing do him! -I am! ******! 1049 01:04:26,499 --> 01:04:28,702 -Who's this? -That ****ing... 1050 01:04:28,735 --> 01:04:30,537 Move, move, move! 1051 01:04:30,603 --> 01:04:31,905 Move, move! 1052 01:04:32,372 --> 01:04:35,542 -[groans] -[muffled voices] 1053 01:04:36,576 --> 01:04:39,790 Who you calling a ****ing **** now, eh? 1054 01:04:39,746 --> 01:04:41,114 ****you! 1055 01:04:41,214 --> 01:04:44,417 ****ing go, get out of here! 1056 01:04:44,451 --> 01:04:47,587 Think you're a ****ing tough guy, eh? 1057 01:04:47,754 --> 01:04:49,756 Take the ****ing warning. 1058 01:04:49,923 --> 01:04:51,591 [muffled groan] 1059 01:04:53,226 --> 01:04:55,528 You've been ****ing warned. 1060 01:05:08,141 --> 01:05:10,443 -[grunts] -[Dottie] John, it's all right. 1061 01:05:10,577 --> 01:05:12,450 It's all right. 1062 01:05:12,112 --> 01:05:15,615 -Dottie's here. I'm here. -[grunts] 1063 01:05:15,715 --> 01:05:17,584 [Dottie shushes softly] 1064 01:05:24,391 --> 01:05:25,625 Hmm. 1065 01:05:28,294 --> 01:05:29,896 Sweetheart. 1066 01:05:30,997 --> 01:05:33,566 I'm gonna have to call your mum. 1067 01:05:35,835 --> 01:05:38,271 -No. -John. 1068 01:05:38,338 --> 01:05:41,107 -No. -John, I have to. 1069 01:05:42,342 --> 01:05:44,978 You'll just worry her. It's fine. 1070 01:05:48,982 --> 01:05:51,818 [sighs] That job starts on Monday. 1071 01:05:51,918 --> 01:05:56,122 [Dottie] Tommy says you're to take as long as you need, hm? 1072 01:05:56,189 --> 01:05:57,924 Job's yours. 1073 01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:02,595 -It's not going anywhere. -[John] That's good. 1074 01:06:03,530 --> 01:06:06,499 Oh, love, love. You're all right, you're all right. 1075 01:06:06,633 --> 01:06:08,268 Come on, sweetheart, calm down. 1076 01:06:08,435 --> 01:06:12,539 -[grunts] -You're all right. Shh. 1077 01:06:16,276 --> 01:06:18,878 -I know. -[grunts] 1078 01:06:19,779 --> 01:06:21,548 [shushes] 1079 01:06:21,715 --> 01:06:23,383 I know. 1080 01:06:26,519 --> 01:06:28,521 -It's all right. -[exhales] 1081 01:06:28,655 --> 01:06:30,824 You're all right, hey? 1082 01:06:31,991 --> 01:06:33,693 [tics] 1083 01:06:34,361 --> 01:06:38,498 -[groans] -Come on. Shh. Come on. 1084 01:06:41,167 --> 01:06:42,669 Come on. 1085 01:06:44,537 --> 01:06:47,574 I know. Hmm? 1086 01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:57,751 I'm tired of this, Dottie. 1087 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,658 I'm so tired. 1088 01:07:05,759 --> 01:07:08,828 [Dottie] I know you are, love. I know. 1089 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:18,204 [♪ "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade] 1090 01:07:29,749 --> 01:07:32,552 [tics] 1091 01:07:34,621 --> 01:07:37,691 [song continues in the distance] 1092 01:07:45,899 --> 01:07:47,734 How you getting on with those chairs, son? 1093 01:07:47,867 --> 01:07:50,537 [John] Aye, no bother, Tommy. 1094 01:07:51,971 --> 01:07:53,573 [Tommy] Oh, my God. 1095 01:07:53,707 --> 01:07:56,543 You've got them straighter than I could ever have got them. 1096 01:07:56,576 --> 01:07:57,777 Gotta be straight, Tom. 1097 01:07:57,811 --> 01:08:00,880 I gotta count them as well. Gotta be ten chairs, four rows. 1098 01:08:00,947 --> 01:08:03,583 An even number, otherwise it's not right. 1099 01:08:04,451 --> 01:08:07,921 Is it the numbers that gets to you, or is it the shape? 1100 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,458 Ah, it's all of it. If it's not right, 1101 01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:13,927 then I just think bad things are going to happen. 1102 01:08:13,993 --> 01:08:15,395 [Tommy] Like what? 1103 01:08:15,462 --> 01:08:18,465 Well, sometimes I'm putting my hand under boiling water, 1104 01:08:18,498 --> 01:08:21,835 and I've gotta do it four times, otherwise you're going to die. 1105 01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:23,737 -Excuse me? -I know. [chuckles] 1106 01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:25,271 But, like, another thing I do, 1107 01:08:25,338 --> 01:08:27,741 and this is really weird, is I'm walking down the street 1108 01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:30,110 and I see a lamppost, and say it's not straight 1109 01:08:30,176 --> 01:08:31,945 or it's at the wrong angle, 1110 01:08:31,978 --> 01:08:34,447 or a different colour or something, I have to kiss it. 1111 01:08:34,614 --> 01:08:36,783 -You have to kiss a lamppost? -Yeah. 1112 01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:39,619 [Tommy] Ah, you never told me that at your interview. 1113 01:08:39,652 --> 01:08:41,454 -You never asked. -Yeah. 1114 01:08:41,488 --> 01:08:44,691 [Tommy] And it's always the tics that cause the problem? 1115 01:08:44,791 --> 01:08:46,920 Aye, yeah, always the tics. 1116 01:08:46,259 --> 01:08:48,862 You know what I was thinking? Tell you what I was thinking. 1117 01:08:48,995 --> 01:08:51,865 How would you feel about letting people into your head 1118 01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:53,466 the way you let me into your head? 1119 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,101 -Nah, I can't do that. -No, hear me out. 1120 01:08:55,268 --> 01:08:57,704 Cos I don't think Tourette's is the problem. 1121 01:08:57,837 --> 01:09:00,707 I think the problem is we don't know enough about Tourette's. 1122 01:09:00,774 --> 01:09:02,942 So, if you don't educate the police 1123 01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:04,544 and the doctors and the teachers, 1124 01:09:04,678 --> 01:09:05,879 if you don't educate them, 1125 01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:09,115 -nothing's gonna change. -So what do you want me to do? 1126 01:09:09,149 --> 01:09:11,151 Walk into a police station calling them "pigs", 1127 01:09:11,217 --> 01:09:13,620 or into a school and say, "I'm a paedo"? 1128 01:09:13,787 --> 01:09:16,890 Yes, abso-****ing-lutely. There, you see? 1129 01:09:16,990 --> 01:09:19,459 You see? You're not the only one that can swear. 1130 01:09:19,526 --> 01:09:21,695 I swear when I feel strongly about something, 1131 01:09:21,861 --> 01:09:23,730 when I feel passionate about something, 1132 01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:25,198 and I feel strongly about this. 1133 01:09:25,298 --> 01:09:27,701 Why don't you stop giving a flying **** 1134 01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:31,571 about what people think about you and educate them? 1135 01:09:32,138 --> 01:09:34,374 Ya ****, you. 1136 01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:36,309 See what I did there? That's emphasis. 1137 01:09:36,376 --> 01:09:38,578 -I saw that. -Ya ****, you. 1138 01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:41,147 -Go on. -Ya ****, you. 1139 01:09:41,214 --> 01:09:43,183 I put a bit of leg movement in there. 1140 01:09:43,249 --> 01:09:46,386 -Yeah, you got a carabiner. -****ing ****, you. 1141 01:09:46,486 --> 01:09:49,356 [John] I need that time off, Tom, for the day in court. 1142 01:09:49,422 --> 01:09:51,925 I know, I saw that. You OK about it? 1143 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,526 Terrified. 1144 01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:58,198 ****ing hell, John. 1145 01:09:58,264 --> 01:09:59,899 -Sorry. -John. 1146 01:09:59,999 --> 01:10:02,100 -It's Christmas. -[laughs] 1147 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:06,840 Seriously. Jesus Christ almighty. 1148 01:10:07,841 --> 01:10:10,430 -Right, OK. -[laughs] 1149 01:10:10,110 --> 01:10:11,444 What's next? 1150 01:10:11,578 --> 01:10:14,214 What's next is keeping my balls protected. 1151 01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:17,350 [lawyer] My client is now going to give evidence. 1152 01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:19,452 Mr Davidson, will you please make your way 1153 01:10:19,586 --> 01:10:22,856 -to the witness box? -[clears throat] 1154 01:10:33,299 --> 01:10:35,235 Mr Davidson, will you take the oath? 1155 01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:36,736 I will. 1156 01:10:36,770 --> 01:10:39,706 [judge] Please raise your right hand, and repeat after me... 1157 01:10:40,774 --> 01:10:42,776 I swear by Almighty God... 1158 01:10:42,942 --> 01:10:44,778 I swear by Almighty God... 1159 01:10:44,811 --> 01:10:47,580 -..that I will tell the truth... -..that I will tell the truth... 1160 01:10:47,614 --> 01:10:49,783 -..the whole truth... -No, I won't! 1161 01:10:51,618 --> 01:10:55,455 Please, can someone explain the reason for this contempt? 1162 01:10:55,622 --> 01:10:56,823 My lord, if I may, 1163 01:10:56,956 --> 01:11:00,427 Mr Davidson, on occasion, shouts things uncontrollably. 1164 01:11:00,593 --> 01:11:03,897 Impulsive comments. He neither means them or can control them. 1165 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,166 ***ist, homophobic, misogynistic... 1166 01:11:06,299 --> 01:11:08,568 Don't forget racist, you wanker. 1167 01:11:08,668 --> 01:11:09,936 [lawyer] And racist. 1168 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,339 Based on personal experience, I can assure you 1169 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:15,141 he is well versed in all manner of racist comments, 1170 01:11:15,342 --> 01:11:17,770 many of which not even I have encountered, 1171 01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:19,579 but all completely out of his control. 1172 01:11:19,779 --> 01:11:21,748 We lodged production number 71 1173 01:11:21,915 --> 01:11:24,417 detailing a condition known as Tourette's syndrome. 1174 01:11:25,850 --> 01:11:27,954 Yes, I have read the document, 1175 01:11:28,210 --> 01:11:31,791 but I have also considered production number 107 1176 01:11:31,825 --> 01:11:34,940 -from Mr Barrowman... -****, ****. 1177 01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:36,129 ..which claims that Tourette's syndrome 1178 01:11:36,196 --> 01:11:37,864 is not a recognised condition. 1179 01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:39,966 That it cannot be diagnosed, 1180 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:42,669 and therefore is irrelevant to this case. 1181 01:11:42,702 --> 01:11:44,270 [Barrowman] Thank you, my lord. 1182 01:11:44,371 --> 01:11:47,340 Mr Davidson, the oath, one more time, if you please, 1183 01:11:47,374 --> 01:11:49,542 exactly as it is pronounced by me. 1184 01:11:49,709 --> 01:11:50,777 OK. 1185 01:11:50,877 --> 01:11:53,380 Please raise your right hand, and repeat... 1186 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:56,182 I swear by Almighty God... 1187 01:12:02,322 --> 01:12:03,957 I swear by Almighty God... 1188 01:12:04,124 --> 01:12:05,825 ..that I will tell the truth... 1189 01:12:09,396 --> 01:12:12,232 ..that I will tell the tru... You're a ****! 1190 01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:14,334 [hushed chatter] 1191 01:12:14,401 --> 01:12:17,300 Mr Davidson, please leave the court. 1192 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,339 -That I will tell the truth. -Mr Davidson, 1193 01:12:19,406 --> 01:12:22,542 please leave my court. 1194 01:12:24,544 --> 01:12:27,814 Mr Davidson, if you do not remove yourself from my court, 1195 01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:32,152 I will have you man-handled. Mr Davidson, 1196 01:12:32,218 --> 01:12:34,421 -please leave my court. -I swear by Almighty God... 1197 01:12:34,521 --> 01:12:36,823 I swear by Almighty God that I will tell the truth. 1198 01:12:36,990 --> 01:12:39,759 -Mr Davidson! -****! 1199 01:12:39,859 --> 01:12:42,362 -****, ****, ****! -Leave! 1200 01:12:43,396 --> 01:12:47,534 John. Come on, love. It's all right. 1201 01:12:49,836 --> 01:12:52,539 [tics] 1202 01:12:55,800 --> 01:13:00,180 [tics] I'm a retard. I'm a spaz. 1203 01:13:00,246 --> 01:13:04,170 You ****ed it up. You ****ed it up, John. [tics] 1204 01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:11,424 [tics] 1205 01:13:12,926 --> 01:13:16,363 -Tommy. -[continues to tic] 1206 01:13:17,464 --> 01:13:21,468 It's not going well, Tommy. He called the judge a ****. 1207 01:13:21,534 --> 01:13:24,104 -Well, that's not good. -No. 1208 01:13:28,740 --> 01:13:30,710 [Tommy] John is, without doubt, 1209 01:13:30,777 --> 01:13:32,946 the best employee I've ever had. 1210 01:13:33,113 --> 01:13:37,450 Does... Does he shout? Yes. Does he swear? Yes. 1211 01:13:37,617 --> 01:13:39,419 Does he mean any harm? Absolutely not. 1212 01:13:39,619 --> 01:13:42,322 -[tics] -His tics are uncontrollable. 1213 01:13:42,455 --> 01:13:46,920 There's times, two or three times a day, his right hand 1214 01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:49,162 will just thrust right out like that, clenched fist. 1215 01:13:49,262 --> 01:13:52,399 It'll come to about an eighth of an inch away from my face. 1216 01:13:52,565 --> 01:13:57,700 That's how good he is. He's got it down to an absolute fine art. 1217 01:13:57,170 --> 01:14:00,774 Two or three times a day, he'll skelp me in my homos, right? 1218 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,842 Now... Can I say homos? 1219 01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:05,745 I'm sure it's not any worse than what we've heard already. 1220 01:14:05,912 --> 01:14:07,580 All right, so I can say it? 1221 01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:12,285 You know what I mean when I say homos? Balls? 1222 01:14:12,419 --> 01:14:16,156 Meat and two veg? Crown jewels? Gonads? Testicles? 1223 01:14:16,322 --> 01:14:18,658 -Bollocks! -[judge] Thank you, Mr Trotter. 1224 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:22,295 -I think we have it. -Right, I just wanted to check. 1225 01:14:22,495 --> 01:14:25,865 OK. It is a medical condition. Right? 1226 01:14:25,965 --> 01:14:28,802 It exists. I see it every day. 1227 01:14:28,868 --> 01:14:32,339 Now, I understand that some people 1228 01:14:32,372 --> 01:14:34,708 are saying that he's pretending. 1229 01:14:34,774 --> 01:14:38,144 Can I ask, why would you pretend to have a condition 1230 01:14:38,211 --> 01:14:41,181 that results in you being hit with a crowbar? 1231 01:14:42,182 --> 01:14:44,617 That resulted in you being humiliated 1232 01:14:44,718 --> 01:14:46,219 and ridiculed at school 1233 01:14:46,386 --> 01:14:48,855 by being refused to sit your higher exams 1234 01:14:48,955 --> 01:14:50,790 that could improve your life? 1235 01:14:50,857 --> 01:14:53,260 That stops you having a relationship? 1236 01:14:53,126 --> 01:14:56,696 Who, who would pretend to have such a condition? 1237 01:14:56,796 --> 01:14:57,864 [tics] Me. 1238 01:14:58,310 --> 01:15:00,660 Now, I know John's a proud young man, 1239 01:15:00,166 --> 01:15:03,903 and he wouldn't like me using the word "disability", 1240 01:15:04,370 --> 01:15:08,541 but can I just ask, if a blind man walks into a bar, 1241 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:12,979 and crashes into another guy, would it end up in court? 1242 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:15,415 Huh? 1243 01:15:15,548 --> 01:15:20,530 Now, that young man over there would not harm a fly. 1244 01:15:20,153 --> 01:15:22,355 He is, he is the nicest, 1245 01:15:22,522 --> 01:15:27,360 kindest, most respectful young man I have ever met. 1246 01:15:28,328 --> 01:15:30,663 And he makes a damn fine cup of tea. 1247 01:15:31,698 --> 01:15:33,700 Spunk for milk. 1248 01:15:34,868 --> 01:15:36,770 Spunk for milk. 1249 01:15:36,870 --> 01:15:39,500 Can I... Sorry. Sorry, Your Honour. 1250 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:41,374 Thank you, Mr Trotter. 1251 01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:43,576 [man] John, did that outcome surprise you? 1252 01:15:43,677 --> 01:15:46,913 No. The sheriff said it should never have gone to court. 1253 01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:49,582 [man 2] Dottie, what was the most significant moment for you? 1254 01:15:49,749 --> 01:15:51,618 Oh, well, it's when he said 1255 01:15:51,751 --> 01:15:54,521 that the police needed to learn from this experience. 1256 01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:57,570 Uh, Tommy Trotter, friend of the family. 1257 01:15:57,123 --> 01:15:59,759 Just wanted to say what that boy did in there was incredible. 1258 01:15:59,926 --> 01:16:02,128 -You can quote me on that. -[man] Are you proud of John? 1259 01:16:02,228 --> 01:16:04,264 Me? Well, I'm always proud of John. 1260 01:16:04,464 --> 01:16:06,660 [man 2] So, John, where do you go from here? 1261 01:16:06,990 --> 01:16:07,734 [Tommy] I'll tell you where he goes. 1262 01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:09,536 Back to the community centre with me, 1263 01:16:09,602 --> 01:16:12,380 and he helps me clean out those drains. 1264 01:16:12,105 --> 01:16:14,374 -That's what he does. -[chuckles] 1265 01:16:21,414 --> 01:16:22,782 [tics] 1266 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:31,458 [tics] 1267 01:16:34,661 --> 01:16:36,960 [whistles] 1268 01:16:36,162 --> 01:16:37,731 Home time! 1269 01:16:42,135 --> 01:16:43,903 Right, that's me. 1270 01:16:44,604 --> 01:16:46,773 I'm off to see Tommy today, Irene. 1271 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:48,108 Had a hospital appointment. 1272 01:16:48,174 --> 01:16:50,343 Will you tell him bingo's cancelled on Thursday? 1273 01:16:50,443 --> 01:16:52,278 I will indeed. See you later, Irene. 1274 01:16:52,345 --> 01:16:53,980 [Irene] See you, John. 1275 01:16:56,182 --> 01:16:58,418 [whistles] 1276 01:17:11,264 --> 01:17:12,499 [knocks at door] 1277 01:17:12,499 --> 01:17:13,833 [John] Tommy? 1278 01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:19,839 Tommy! 1279 01:17:21,241 --> 01:17:23,543 [dog whines] 1280 01:17:32,852 --> 01:17:34,320 Tommy? 1281 01:17:35,822 --> 01:17:38,425 -Hello, Rosie. -[dog whines] 1282 01:17:38,491 --> 01:17:39,693 Are you OK, girl? 1283 01:17:52,906 --> 01:17:54,874 -Tommy? -[thuds] 1284 01:17:58,945 --> 01:18:00,447 Oh, God. 1285 01:18:01,381 --> 01:18:03,616 [siren wails] 1286 01:18:07,854 --> 01:18:09,422 Police. 1287 01:18:10,623 --> 01:18:13,860 Hello? Anyone here? 1288 01:18:15,562 --> 01:18:17,397 Hit the lights, will you? 1289 01:18:19,899 --> 01:18:23,103 All right, son? What's happened? 1290 01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:29,376 Um... 1291 01:18:30,944 --> 01:18:33,580 I came in and, um... 1292 01:18:38,551 --> 01:18:40,987 I brought him some beers. 1293 01:18:42,422 --> 01:18:43,990 I killed him. 1294 01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:45,658 ****'s sakes. 1295 01:18:45,792 --> 01:18:48,940 -I killed him. -Killed who, son? 1296 01:18:50,130 --> 01:18:51,998 He's in there. 1297 01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,100 OK. 1298 01:18:57,103 --> 01:18:59,606 I need you to stay exactly where you are, OK? 1299 01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:01,508 Yeah. No worries. 1300 01:19:05,445 --> 01:19:07,580 [door opens] 1301 01:19:07,614 --> 01:19:09,182 I killed him. 1302 01:19:11,151 --> 01:19:13,190 -[priest] And now for a hymn... -[sighs] 1303 01:19:13,119 --> 01:19:16,923 from Scottish Anglican cleric Henry Francis Lyte, 1304 01:19:16,990 --> 01:19:18,625 "Abide With Me". 1305 01:19:24,698 --> 01:19:29,135 [all] ♪ Abide with me 1306 01:19:29,202 --> 01:19:34,774 ♪ Fast falls the eventide 1307 01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:41,140 -♪ The darkness deepens -[John tics] 1308 01:19:41,114 --> 01:19:44,284 ♪ Lord, with me abide 1309 01:19:44,384 --> 01:19:46,353 [tics] 1310 01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:52,459 -♪ When other helpers fail -****off, John! 1311 01:19:52,492 --> 01:19:55,829 -[tics] -♪ And comforts flee 1312 01:19:57,364 --> 01:20:01,340 ♪ Help of the helpless 1313 01:20:01,134 --> 01:20:05,705 -[tics] -♪ O abide with me 1314 01:20:05,839 --> 01:20:07,741 ****off, John! Ha-ha. 1315 01:20:20,854 --> 01:20:22,880 John? 1316 01:20:24,224 --> 01:20:27,594 -Oi, Davidson! -What? 1317 01:20:27,761 --> 01:20:29,696 I'm taking you for lunch. 1318 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,700 -What? -Come on, lunch. 1319 01:20:34,934 --> 01:20:36,836 Can't hear you. 1320 01:20:39,539 --> 01:20:42,442 [John] Where'd you get these tomatoes from? [clears throat] 1321 01:20:42,542 --> 01:20:44,711 [Dottie] The market. Why? 1322 01:20:44,744 --> 01:20:46,379 [John] Bit mushy. 1323 01:20:47,130 --> 01:20:49,182 [Dottie] Aye, you're not wrong. 1324 01:20:53,586 --> 01:20:55,689 Could you imagine yourself living here, John? 1325 01:20:55,789 --> 01:20:58,224 -What, here? -Aye. 1326 01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,793 In a flat? 1327 01:21:01,461 --> 01:21:02,729 Aye. 1328 01:21:03,563 --> 01:21:06,733 You know what? We love you to bits, but... 1329 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,302 you've been in that box room five years and I... 1330 01:21:09,369 --> 01:21:12,439 Well, I think it's starting to stunt your growth. 1331 01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:14,741 You need your independence. 1332 01:21:16,810 --> 01:21:20,580 There's a council flat come up in that block. 1333 01:21:20,714 --> 01:21:23,616 [sighs] And I've got us an appointment in ten minutes, 1334 01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:26,586 if you're interested. There's no pressure. 1335 01:21:35,610 --> 01:21:37,230 Aye, I could live here. 1336 01:21:38,231 --> 01:21:39,833 Why not? 1337 01:21:41,301 --> 01:21:42,669 Great. 1338 01:21:42,836 --> 01:21:44,938 If the application was successful, 1339 01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:47,240 the council would measure the damp. 1340 01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:50,510 -Oh, John... -Whatever needs doing, really. 1341 01:21:50,677 --> 01:21:53,646 -[Dottie] Look at that. -There's no fireplace, Dottie. 1342 01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:56,449 Aye, well, there won't be in a flat, love. 1343 01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:58,184 I could use a bucket, though. 1344 01:21:58,284 --> 01:22:00,487 And, of course, there's a little balcony. 1345 01:22:00,620 --> 01:22:03,230 [John] Oh, wow, look at that. Amazing. 1346 01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:07,460 I'm gonna jump. 1347 01:22:09,195 --> 01:22:12,265 The council can add security bars. We do that a lot. 1348 01:22:12,332 --> 01:22:14,701 Aye, that would be a good idea. 1349 01:22:14,834 --> 01:22:17,137 So what do you think, John? 1350 01:22:17,203 --> 01:22:19,500 It's a shithole! 1351 01:22:20,106 --> 01:22:22,942 Aye. I like it. 1352 01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:24,344 Yeah? 1353 01:22:24,544 --> 01:22:26,546 OK, here we go. 1354 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:28,381 Thank you. 1355 01:22:28,481 --> 01:22:31,718 -Excited to show you it. -Yeah? 1356 01:22:32,185 --> 01:22:33,319 [exhales] 1357 01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:36,623 Right, that's the last box. 1358 01:22:36,656 --> 01:22:39,250 -Sure you're all right, John? -No worries. 1359 01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:41,661 I'll go get in the lift, Mum. See you soon, man. 1360 01:22:41,861 --> 01:22:44,664 -Thanks, pal. -OK. So, um... 1361 01:22:45,532 --> 01:22:48,680 -you'll be all right then? -Aye. 1362 01:22:50,503 --> 01:22:53,406 Aye, I'll be fine, Dot. Come on. 1363 01:22:53,573 --> 01:22:56,760 [Dottie] It's gonna be quiet at home without you. 1364 01:22:56,176 --> 01:22:58,244 [John] I know. [chuckles] 1365 01:22:58,345 --> 01:23:01,181 And, um, well, you'll come for Sunday lunch, won't you? 1366 01:23:01,214 --> 01:23:03,830 -Of course I will. -Great. 1367 01:23:03,149 --> 01:23:05,218 Oh, and, uh, remember, 1368 01:23:05,318 --> 01:23:07,530 -no swearing. -[chuckles] 1369 01:23:07,220 --> 01:23:09,890 See you later, Dot. 1370 01:23:11,257 --> 01:23:12,859 [door closes] 1371 01:23:22,702 --> 01:23:24,337 I'll go for a wank. 1372 01:23:24,404 --> 01:23:26,539 [tuts] ****off, John. 1373 01:23:28,274 --> 01:23:29,843 [tics] 1374 01:23:32,112 --> 01:23:33,780 ****off! 1375 01:23:34,614 --> 01:23:36,950 -[man] Who's he shouting at? -[man 2] No one. 1376 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:38,184 ****! 1377 01:23:39,190 --> 01:23:40,687 -[John tics] -You all right, mate? 1378 01:23:41,121 --> 01:23:44,240 -Aye, no worries. -Who you swearing at, then? 1379 01:23:44,124 --> 01:23:47,600 No one, it's just what I do. It's a medical condition. 1380 01:23:47,193 --> 01:23:49,262 -What? -Where do you live? 1381 01:23:49,462 --> 01:23:51,898 -****off, nosy. -[laughter] 1382 01:23:51,965 --> 01:23:54,234 That was a tic. You just gotta ignore 'em. 1383 01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:57,370 -You'll get used to me. -[laughter] 1384 01:23:57,103 --> 01:23:58,905 Anyway, I better be getting back. 1385 01:23:58,972 --> 01:24:01,410 Got a frozen lasagne defrosting in here. 1386 01:24:01,975 --> 01:24:03,977 Which flat's yours then? 1387 01:24:04,911 --> 01:24:08,148 [♪ "Numb" by Portishead] 1388 01:24:10,617 --> 01:24:13,586 [laughter and chatter] 1389 01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:16,790 [man] Oh, are youse all right? How's the bar? 1390 01:24:16,956 --> 01:24:19,459 ****ing tell her. Let's ****ing tell her. 1391 01:24:21,940 --> 01:24:23,830 [chatter continues] 1392 01:24:30,837 --> 01:24:33,773 -You all right, mate? -Aye. 1393 01:24:34,774 --> 01:24:36,409 Brought you a beer. 1394 01:24:37,410 --> 01:24:38,778 Thanks. 1395 01:24:40,780 --> 01:24:42,820 [scoffs] 1396 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:45,652 What's with the bars? 1397 01:24:46,519 --> 01:24:48,588 Stop me... 1398 01:24:48,621 --> 01:24:51,910 jumping over the side. 1399 01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:54,661 Jeez. 1400 01:25:03,937 --> 01:25:05,538 It's a nice flat. 1401 01:25:05,672 --> 01:25:08,108 Could do with spending some money on it, though. 1402 01:25:08,208 --> 01:25:10,610 What do you mean? 1403 01:25:10,777 --> 01:25:13,213 Well, get like a big ****-off TV. 1404 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:15,548 A new sofa. 1405 01:25:15,615 --> 01:25:17,183 I can't afford that, pal. 1406 01:25:18,985 --> 01:25:22,822 -Come work for me. -I've got a job. 1407 01:25:22,956 --> 01:25:25,825 In your spare time, come work for me. 1408 01:25:29,863 --> 01:25:31,965 -But then again... -What? 1409 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:34,367 Maybe, I don't know... 1410 01:25:34,501 --> 01:25:37,404 -What? -Well... 1411 01:25:37,504 --> 01:25:39,506 Your disability might get in the way. 1412 01:25:39,673 --> 01:25:41,574 It's not a ****ing disability. 1413 01:25:46,813 --> 01:25:49,749 I can do whatever you need doing. What do you need? 1414 01:25:51,484 --> 01:25:52,552 Take that. 1415 01:26:02,395 --> 01:26:03,697 [John tics] 1416 01:26:11,871 --> 01:26:13,873 You all right? 1417 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,575 -It's in the bag. -What? 1418 01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:19,713 -It's in the ****ing bag. -Oh, right. [clears throat] 1419 01:26:19,746 --> 01:26:22,615 I've got a bag like this, you know. I use it for work. 1420 01:26:22,749 --> 01:26:24,584 Really good pockets. 1421 01:26:26,453 --> 01:26:29,122 Is this what I think it is? 1422 01:26:29,189 --> 01:26:31,124 Is this for Danny? 1423 01:26:32,258 --> 01:26:33,927 Look at that. 1424 01:26:41,634 --> 01:26:44,571 Half-price heroin! ****off! 1425 01:26:46,373 --> 01:26:48,375 [tics] 1426 01:26:48,975 --> 01:26:51,478 I'm selling drugs! [tics] 1427 01:26:52,879 --> 01:26:55,982 [tics] 1428 01:27:01,755 --> 01:27:03,490 Pigs! Pigs! 1429 01:27:04,491 --> 01:27:05,658 Pigs! 1430 01:27:08,995 --> 01:27:11,640 -[whistles] -[policeman] All right, mate? 1431 01:27:11,131 --> 01:27:12,799 -Come here a minute. -All right, lads? 1432 01:27:12,899 --> 01:27:16,102 -How are you doing, officers? -Stop where you are. Come here! 1433 01:27:16,169 --> 01:27:17,737 Come here. 1434 01:27:18,738 --> 01:27:20,740 You been taking illegal substances? 1435 01:27:20,774 --> 01:27:23,109 No, no, it's nothing like that. I've got, um... 1436 01:27:23,176 --> 01:27:26,579 I've got drugs up my jumper. I've got Tourette's syndrome. 1437 01:27:26,746 --> 01:27:29,149 -I can't help what I say. -Is that right, aye? 1438 01:27:29,315 --> 01:27:31,284 Let's see your hands. 1439 01:27:31,951 --> 01:27:34,120 Get your hands out of your jumper! 1440 01:27:37,190 --> 01:27:39,959 Other one. Now! 1441 01:27:43,163 --> 01:27:44,197 What's that? 1442 01:27:45,965 --> 01:27:48,134 -What is that? -Crack cocaine, you ****. 1443 01:27:48,201 --> 01:27:50,103 -Half-price heroin! -Right, that's enough. 1444 01:27:50,270 --> 01:27:52,372 No, I don't even know what it is. 1445 01:27:52,939 --> 01:27:54,974 -You're being detained under... -****off! 1446 01:27:55,410 --> 01:27:56,376 -****! ****! ****! -Quiet! 1447 01:27:59,346 --> 01:28:01,715 [door opens] 1448 01:28:06,186 --> 01:28:08,655 -[sighs] -John, what have you done? 1449 01:28:08,688 --> 01:28:11,291 I'm selling drugs today. ****off! 1450 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:12,992 What he just said there. 1451 01:28:13,590 --> 01:28:15,562 That gave us grounds to arrest him. 1452 01:28:15,662 --> 01:28:18,631 So what has he actually done? 1453 01:28:18,798 --> 01:28:20,500 [policeman] He was carrying a package 1454 01:28:20,633 --> 01:28:22,902 which he claimed was crack cocaine. 1455 01:28:24,404 --> 01:28:26,539 -And was it crack cocaine? -No. 1456 01:28:28,408 --> 01:28:30,677 It was a bag of sugar. 1457 01:28:30,744 --> 01:28:32,912 But next time, they'll trust you with the real thing. 1458 01:28:33,790 --> 01:28:35,715 You can't arrest him for what might happen the next time. 1459 01:28:35,815 --> 01:28:37,584 Look, he should not be locked up. 1460 01:28:37,717 --> 01:28:42,220 He cannae help what he says. He has Tourette's syndrome. 1461 01:28:42,188 --> 01:28:44,240 He has an attitude problem, is what he has. 1462 01:28:44,190 --> 01:28:46,260 Dottie's got drugs in her *****. 1463 01:28:47,260 --> 01:28:49,162 Right, is he free to go? 1464 01:28:49,229 --> 01:28:51,498 -Yeah. -OK. Davidson, come on. 1465 01:28:52,265 --> 01:28:56,360 Let's get you home where I can keep an eye on you. 1466 01:28:57,704 --> 01:28:59,906 Ha-ha! Sorry. 1467 01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:03,760 [Dottie whispers] I could kill you sometimes. 1468 01:29:08,448 --> 01:29:11,785 There you go, Dot. Nice cup of tea. 1469 01:29:16,589 --> 01:29:19,693 "Dottie's got drugs in her *****." 1470 01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:23,290 Aye, sorry about that. 1471 01:29:24,264 --> 01:29:26,199 I'm sorry. 1472 01:29:26,266 --> 01:29:28,868 That estate was a bad idea. 1473 01:29:33,390 --> 01:29:34,407 Aye. 1474 01:29:36,409 --> 01:29:41,114 -What are you reading? -A book on Tourette's. 1475 01:29:41,214 --> 01:29:44,317 I think you should read it. You know, in fact, 1476 01:29:44,417 --> 01:29:46,986 we should both read whatever we can get our hands on. 1477 01:29:47,153 --> 01:29:49,389 Learn as much as we can. 1478 01:29:50,490 --> 01:29:52,425 What do you think? 1479 01:29:56,229 --> 01:29:58,264 Aye. Aye. 1480 01:29:58,665 --> 01:30:00,934 -Good idea. -Hmm. 1481 01:30:02,100 --> 01:30:05,400 I'm being sacked today. [clears throat] 1482 01:30:07,507 --> 01:30:09,750 [man] Come in. 1483 01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:12,278 -All right, pal? -Aye, John. Yeah. Sit down. 1484 01:30:12,345 --> 01:30:15,415 It's like a ****ing sauna in here, you ****. 1485 01:30:15,482 --> 01:30:18,284 -You want me to open a window? -No, no, no. It was just a tic. 1486 01:30:18,451 --> 01:30:20,186 I don't think you're a **** or anything. 1487 01:30:20,353 --> 01:30:23,523 [laughs, clears throat] John, you'll be more than aware that 1488 01:30:23,656 --> 01:30:26,493 we've been looking for a full-time... 1489 01:30:26,593 --> 01:30:28,428 -Sorry. -Ah, no problem. 1490 01:30:28,461 --> 01:30:31,464 A full-time caretaker, yeah. Have you found someone? 1491 01:30:31,498 --> 01:30:34,934 -[clears throat] -No one's as good as me. 1492 01:30:35,869 --> 01:30:36,936 That was a tic. 1493 01:30:37,137 --> 01:30:40,273 -No, it wasn't a tic, John. -Aye, it was. It was a tic. 1494 01:30:40,340 --> 01:30:41,508 It was a premonition. 1495 01:30:41,675 --> 01:30:44,611 John, there isn't anyone as good as you, that is a fact. 1496 01:30:44,711 --> 01:30:46,479 And that's why we would like to offer you 1497 01:30:46,546 --> 01:30:49,382 the position of caretaker, permanently. 1498 01:30:52,619 --> 01:30:56,289 Think about it. You realise that if you were to accept, 1499 01:30:56,356 --> 01:30:58,525 which we dearly hope you will, 1500 01:30:58,692 --> 01:31:00,994 the position comes with accommodation. 1501 01:31:01,610 --> 01:31:04,497 It's not exactly a palace, but it's comfortable. 1502 01:31:06,666 --> 01:31:09,369 -All right, well, um... -Congratulations. 1503 01:31:10,136 --> 01:31:13,707 Aye. Thank you. Thank you. I won't let you down. 1504 01:31:13,740 --> 01:31:18,178 You definitely won't, no. You've earned it. 1505 01:31:18,978 --> 01:31:21,581 Right, well, uh... I'd better be getting on. 1506 01:31:21,648 --> 01:31:23,883 Got some chairs to set up and things to do. 1507 01:31:23,983 --> 01:31:26,860 Lovely. Thank you, John. 1508 01:31:28,488 --> 01:31:30,490 -Listen to that. -Hmm. 1509 01:31:30,590 --> 01:31:31,858 -Silence. -[tics] 1510 01:31:31,925 --> 01:31:34,994 -Oop, well... [laughs] -Sorry. [chuckles] 1511 01:31:36,960 --> 01:31:38,732 [Dottie] Oh, it's a lovely wee house, John. 1512 01:31:38,832 --> 01:31:40,734 -Hmm? -Hmm. 1513 01:31:42,869 --> 01:31:46,720 -Tommy loved it here. -Aye, he did. 1514 01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:48,541 It's just what you need. 1515 01:31:50,443 --> 01:31:52,545 Maybe I could get a wee dog like Rosie. 1516 01:31:52,579 --> 01:31:56,549 [Dottie] Hey, and look at that. That crow there, that is Tommy. 1517 01:31:56,583 --> 01:31:58,952 -[John] Don't be stupid. -That, my friend, is a sign. 1518 01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:01,588 -What? No, it's true. -[John] It's not a sign. 1519 01:32:01,621 --> 01:32:04,424 [Dottie] Like a spirit animal, you know what I mean? 1520 01:32:04,457 --> 01:32:05,692 [crow caws] 1521 01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:08,895 -How you doing, Tommy? -[John] All right, Tom? 1522 01:32:08,962 --> 01:32:11,798 -[they laugh] -[Dottie] See? He's not moving. 1523 01:32:19,539 --> 01:32:22,275 -[knocking at door] -****off! Hello? 1524 01:32:23,376 --> 01:32:26,279 -Are you John? -[John] Aye. Sorry about that. 1525 01:32:26,379 --> 01:32:28,148 We got your details from the hospital. 1526 01:32:28,314 --> 01:32:30,617 They said you might be able to help. 1527 01:32:30,784 --> 01:32:33,453 Doctors and specialists, they talk about Tourette's, 1528 01:32:33,586 --> 01:32:35,388 but they haven't experienced it. 1529 01:32:35,422 --> 01:32:36,623 [John] Hmm. 1530 01:32:36,756 --> 01:32:39,125 She's never met anyone else who has it. 1531 01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:41,661 [knocks on window] 1532 01:32:41,795 --> 01:32:44,330 Lucy, could you step outside the car, please? 1533 01:32:44,464 --> 01:32:45,799 [Lucy] ****off! 1534 01:32:46,332 --> 01:32:48,401 We've got John with us. 1535 01:32:49,602 --> 01:32:51,438 OK, open up. 1536 01:32:53,106 --> 01:32:57,577 [tics] Just ****off, you paedo. I'm a minor. 1537 01:32:59,412 --> 01:33:01,414 What are you doing that for? 1538 01:33:01,448 --> 01:33:03,616 Stop me giving you a smack in the face. 1539 01:33:03,650 --> 01:33:05,180 [chuckles] 1540 01:33:05,118 --> 01:33:07,821 -I'm not talking to you. -Ah, no worries. 1541 01:33:07,921 --> 01:33:10,790 To be honest, it's nice to have a few minutes off work. 1542 01:33:10,824 --> 01:33:12,359 Part-time slag! 1543 01:33:12,459 --> 01:33:15,462 -I spunked on a jellyfish today. -You're a wanker. 1544 01:33:15,495 --> 01:33:17,497 -Roddy's got a little cock. -****off. 1545 01:33:17,630 --> 01:33:20,934 -I've got a big ****ing rabbit. -I shagged your mum. 1546 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,703 -****you. ****. -[tics] 1547 01:33:23,770 --> 01:33:26,506 -Your dad wasted sperm. -Your dad's a ****. 1548 01:33:26,539 --> 01:33:28,174 -My dad's a paedophile. -I'm a paedo. 1549 01:33:28,274 --> 01:33:29,776 [Lucy] I'm the leader of the paedos. 1550 01:33:29,876 --> 01:33:30,944 [John] I raped a girl. 1551 01:33:31,110 --> 01:33:32,545 [Lucy] You're on the offenders list. 1552 01:33:32,612 --> 01:33:34,547 -[John] I'm a ******. -My dad shagged your dad. 1553 01:33:34,614 --> 01:33:36,216 My dad's a ****ing jellyfish. 1554 01:33:36,383 --> 01:33:38,618 -[Lucy] My mum's a virgin. -Shall I go in? 1555 01:33:38,718 --> 01:33:40,487 -Maybe not. -[John] You're a flabby ****. 1556 01:33:40,653 --> 01:33:43,189 -My mum's a priest. -You're a priest, you ****. 1557 01:33:43,289 --> 01:33:45,492 You're a wank stain. 1558 01:33:50,864 --> 01:33:52,399 [clears throat] 1559 01:33:52,499 --> 01:33:54,868 -You all right, pal? -Aye. 1560 01:33:54,968 --> 01:33:56,536 [both laugh] 1561 01:33:57,404 --> 01:33:58,738 [lighter clicks] 1562 01:33:58,872 --> 01:34:01,341 -What's her name? -[John] Tilly. 1563 01:34:01,374 --> 01:34:03,677 Or we call her Tilly-Lilly. 1564 01:34:04,878 --> 01:34:06,746 -Do you like dogs? -Yeah. 1565 01:34:06,813 --> 01:34:09,416 I want one, but dad says they're too much hassle. 1566 01:34:09,549 --> 01:34:11,384 [John] They are, trust me. 1567 01:34:11,484 --> 01:34:14,320 But she helps me understand what's going on with me, 1568 01:34:14,421 --> 01:34:16,220 -I think. -Yeah. 1569 01:34:17,657 --> 01:34:18,992 Hello. 1570 01:34:22,696 --> 01:34:24,531 Ah, ****off! 1571 01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:28,501 Are you OK? 1572 01:34:28,535 --> 01:34:31,838 Yeah, I think I just had to get it out in the car earlier. 1573 01:34:31,905 --> 01:34:33,873 -Like, when it all builds up. -Yeah. 1574 01:34:33,940 --> 01:34:36,276 You're pretty good at suppressing your tics then? 1575 01:34:36,376 --> 01:34:38,780 Sometimes it just, like, 1576 01:34:38,178 --> 01:34:40,413 depends on how the day's going, you know? 1577 01:34:41,810 --> 01:34:43,950 The hospital send people to me every now and again. 1578 01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:47,587 But, to be honest, I'm not really sure how much I help 'em. 1579 01:34:47,620 --> 01:34:51,910 I thought you were a specialist, the way my dad was going on. 1580 01:34:51,124 --> 01:34:54,940 No, no. I'm not a specialist, but I've read a bit. 1581 01:34:54,127 --> 01:34:55,395 Yeah. 1582 01:34:56,463 --> 01:34:59,699 You're the first person I've met with Tourette's. 1583 01:35:01,340 --> 01:35:02,969 Does it help? 1584 01:35:03,690 --> 01:35:05,438 -Not at all, you wanker. -[chuckles] 1585 01:35:05,538 --> 01:35:08,375 Um, no, yeah, I'd say so. 1586 01:35:08,441 --> 01:35:11,378 Like, you understand it better than... 1587 01:35:12,612 --> 01:35:13,947 Good. 1588 01:35:15,215 --> 01:35:17,830 [whispers to the dog] 1589 01:35:17,150 --> 01:35:19,152 Did you get bullied or anything? 1590 01:35:19,252 --> 01:35:22,288 Oh, aye, yeah, when I was at school, yeah, but... 1591 01:35:22,822 --> 01:35:25,625 now it's more about being laughed at, or teased, 1592 01:35:25,658 --> 01:35:27,927 or people taking photos of you, and whatever. 1593 01:35:27,994 --> 01:35:29,262 Yeah. 1594 01:35:30,960 --> 01:35:32,265 Some mornings, I wake up and I can be feeling great, 1595 01:35:32,332 --> 01:35:34,134 and then I'll just burst out crying. 1596 01:35:34,234 --> 01:35:35,735 Really? 1597 01:35:35,835 --> 01:35:39,500 I just wonder what I did to deserve to be like this. 1598 01:35:40,940 --> 01:35:43,343 Then when I try and get close to someone... 1599 01:35:43,410 --> 01:35:45,912 I think, who's gonna want to spend their life with someone 1600 01:35:45,945 --> 01:35:47,814 who's gonna swear and spit in their face? 1601 01:35:47,847 --> 01:35:52,585 Yeah, that's what I worry about. Cos that'll hurt, you know. 1602 01:35:55,255 --> 01:35:56,990 See, sometimes, like, 1603 01:35:57,900 --> 01:35:59,926 if my mum's making the dinner or something like that, and... 1604 01:35:59,993 --> 01:36:02,862 like, she's got the stove on, and it's scalding hot, like... 1605 01:36:02,996 --> 01:36:05,832 Like, I need to put my hand on it. Yeah, yeah. 1606 01:36:05,865 --> 01:36:08,301 Not even... Like, proper smack it. 1607 01:36:08,334 --> 01:36:10,704 That's compulsion. I do that as well. 1608 01:36:10,770 --> 01:36:12,939 -Really? -Yeah. I can lend you a book. 1609 01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:16,343 Yeah. I don't know, like, I... I don't know if you get it, 1610 01:36:16,376 --> 01:36:18,345 you have to do it, you cannot walk away from it. 1611 01:36:18,445 --> 01:36:21,381 I know exactly what you mean. I have to kiss the lamppost. 1612 01:36:21,481 --> 01:36:22,882 [laughs] 1613 01:36:22,949 --> 01:36:25,385 -I don't do that. -[chuckles] 1614 01:36:25,452 --> 01:36:27,887 I shag letter boxes. 1615 01:36:27,987 --> 01:36:30,290 -Don't do that either. -[chuckles] 1616 01:36:33,827 --> 01:36:37,630 Right, well, I better be getting back to work. 1617 01:36:38,998 --> 01:36:41,901 -Has this helped or not? -Yeah, no, massively. 1618 01:36:42,100 --> 01:36:44,671 Like, you understand it more than... 1619 01:36:44,704 --> 01:36:46,906 like, the specialists do. 1620 01:36:47,700 --> 01:36:49,743 Good. Well, I'm on Facebook if you want a chat. 1621 01:36:49,843 --> 01:36:52,746 Yeah. You're good at this. 1622 01:36:52,812 --> 01:36:55,482 Wait till your dad sees my bill. 1623 01:36:55,582 --> 01:36:58,184 I like that blue bite piece around your neck. 1624 01:36:58,251 --> 01:36:59,819 Oh, it's like a... 1625 01:36:59,919 --> 01:37:02,255 Like, you bite it whenever you think you're gonna tic. 1626 01:37:02,355 --> 01:37:03,923 I've got one. 1627 01:37:03,990 --> 01:37:06,826 -Yeah? This is better, though. -[laughs] 1628 01:37:09,229 --> 01:37:10,830 Go on, then. 1629 01:37:12,499 --> 01:37:14,834 Go see Tommy. Go on, then. Go see him. 1630 01:37:14,901 --> 01:37:16,369 All right, Trotter? 1631 01:37:19,539 --> 01:37:22,800 What can I tell you? [clears throat] 1632 01:37:25,912 --> 01:37:29,215 Up the community centre today, guess what happened. 1633 01:37:30,183 --> 01:37:33,787 That lead flashing on the toilet block started leaking, again. 1634 01:37:33,853 --> 01:37:36,256 I've told them they can come back down and fix it for free. 1635 01:37:36,356 --> 01:37:37,857 We're not paying. 1636 01:37:45,980 --> 01:37:47,133 Met a couple the other day. 1637 01:37:47,233 --> 01:37:49,869 They brought their daughter to see me. 1638 01:37:49,903 --> 01:37:52,105 Twenty-four, young lady. 1639 01:37:52,739 --> 01:37:54,607 She's got tics. 1640 01:37:55,875 --> 01:37:59,612 And I was the first person she'd ever met who has Tourette's. 1641 01:38:00,947 --> 01:38:02,916 Can you believe that? 1642 01:38:06,386 --> 01:38:09,422 You always said I should do more to help people like me, 1643 01:38:09,489 --> 01:38:11,458 -kids and stuff. -[pours water] 1644 01:38:13,259 --> 01:38:15,462 And I'm having a think, Trotter. 1645 01:38:15,562 --> 01:38:17,464 I'm having a think. 1646 01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:24,700 Come on then, Tilly. 1647 01:38:24,170 --> 01:38:25,905 Come on then, girl. 1648 01:38:34,481 --> 01:38:36,616 In there. Come on, guys. 1649 01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:40,987 [tics] 1650 01:38:42,522 --> 01:38:44,190 Good to see you, Lucy. You OK? 1651 01:38:44,290 --> 01:38:46,593 -It's nice to see you. -Nice to see you, too. 1652 01:38:48,194 --> 01:38:49,796 Bring it over here. 1653 01:38:50,130 --> 01:38:52,665 -Alison. Is it John? -Alison. Yeah. 1654 01:38:52,799 --> 01:38:54,634 He's been screaming since Birmingham. 1655 01:38:54,801 --> 01:38:56,936 -[boy] ****off, you wanker! -Let's get him in and settled. 1656 01:38:57,704 --> 01:38:59,205 [tics] Ignore me. 1657 01:38:59,372 --> 01:39:02,342 -Pop! -[various tic noises] 1658 01:39:05,612 --> 01:39:08,314 I just wanted to welcome you all here. 1659 01:39:08,381 --> 01:39:09,949 [man] Are you my real dad? 1660 01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:12,385 This is the first Tourette's weekend we're doing, so... 1661 01:39:12,452 --> 01:39:13,853 some of you are meeting people 1662 01:39:13,887 --> 01:39:15,989 with Tourette's for the first time, and that's OK. 1663 01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:17,457 -****off! -Hello, pal, you OK? 1664 01:39:17,791 --> 01:39:21,995 Can I ask what made you think this was a good idea? [laughs] 1665 01:39:22,162 --> 01:39:24,631 -[laughter] -[various tic noises] 1666 01:39:24,698 --> 01:39:28,835 -I just wanted to say... -[child] Can I touch your *****? 1667 01:39:28,902 --> 01:39:32,338 Today... Today, you are the majority, 1668 01:39:32,405 --> 01:39:34,974 and you're not the minority. 1669 01:39:35,141 --> 01:39:37,430 [cheering and applause] 1670 01:39:46,553 --> 01:39:48,540 So, my name's Greg, 1671 01:39:48,188 --> 01:39:50,423 and, just like you guys, I have Tourette's. 1672 01:39:50,657 --> 01:39:52,392 I just wanna show you a couple of things 1673 01:39:52,559 --> 01:39:53,927 that I do, on the drums, 1674 01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:56,329 to help give you a couple of tips and tricks 1675 01:39:56,429 --> 01:39:58,640 to reduce your tics. 1676 01:39:58,264 --> 01:39:59,399 This is billed as a weekend 1677 01:39:59,499 --> 01:40:01,000 for those living with Tourette's, 1678 01:40:01,101 --> 01:40:03,436 but that's you as well as your kids. 1679 01:40:03,603 --> 01:40:05,205 Look, you're not superhuman. 1680 01:40:05,338 --> 01:40:07,941 This stuff is really difficult to live with, and... 1681 01:40:08,108 --> 01:40:10,543 it most likely split up my own family, my mum and dad. 1682 01:40:10,677 --> 01:40:13,513 So... you need to look after each other. 1683 01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:16,683 Could you split yourselves off into groups? [tics] 1684 01:40:16,850 --> 01:40:18,885 And I'm gonna give each group a camera... 1685 01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:22,222 Put your finger on the drumstick, about a third... 1686 01:40:22,422 --> 01:40:24,190 Get the ****out of the classroom! 1687 01:40:24,357 --> 01:40:25,859 I'll ****ing punch your **** in. 1688 01:40:25,925 --> 01:40:28,962 [man] We can all start getting creative and tap into that side. 1689 01:40:29,950 --> 01:40:31,564 How do you manage with relationships? 1690 01:40:32,265 --> 01:40:33,767 Personally? 1691 01:40:35,802 --> 01:40:39,139 For me, that has been quite a challenge, but... 1692 01:40:39,272 --> 01:40:41,941 you know, as parents, you're going to want 1693 01:40:42,108 --> 01:40:44,611 your kids to find a partner and settle down, 1694 01:40:44,711 --> 01:40:45,879 that's only natural. 1695 01:40:45,945 --> 01:40:48,480 But it all goes back to education. 1696 01:40:48,148 --> 01:40:49,382 The problem is not Tourette's, 1697 01:40:49,416 --> 01:40:52,520 the problem is that people don't know enough about Tourette's. 1698 01:40:52,218 --> 01:40:53,653 The sooner these kids are accepted, 1699 01:40:53,753 --> 01:40:55,550 the sooner they're understood, 1700 01:40:55,155 --> 01:40:57,557 the sooner they can go on and lead a completely normal life. 1701 01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:02,762 -Get down! -Empty your pockets! 1702 01:41:06,433 --> 01:41:08,568 Well done, Davidson. 1703 01:41:08,635 --> 01:41:11,304 Aye, well done, Dottie. 1704 01:41:11,438 --> 01:41:15,175 -Oh! Jesus Christ, you see that? -[laughs] 1705 01:41:16,843 --> 01:41:19,145 Go on then! Stay. 1706 01:41:20,113 --> 01:41:22,248 Go on then! Stay. 1707 01:41:25,518 --> 01:41:28,922 -Come on, Tilly. -[siren sounds] 1708 01:41:30,323 --> 01:41:31,958 -Come on, Tilly. -Stop where you are. 1709 01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:33,259 Put your hands on your head. 1710 01:41:33,360 --> 01:41:35,662 Haven't done anything wrong, pal. 1711 01:41:36,429 --> 01:41:38,465 Stop where you are, Davidson. 1712 01:41:38,598 --> 01:41:41,768 ****'s sakes. What is it? 1713 01:41:41,835 --> 01:41:43,837 [policeman] Do you not remember me? 1714 01:41:44,804 --> 01:41:46,206 No. 1715 01:41:47,974 --> 01:41:50,430 You've done nothing wrong. 1716 01:41:50,877 --> 01:41:52,445 It's MacCullen. 1717 01:41:53,179 --> 01:41:54,614 Aye, MacCullen. 1718 01:41:54,814 --> 01:41:56,516 -How are you? -I'm good. 1719 01:41:56,616 --> 01:41:59,819 You bald wanker. ****'s sakes. Sorry. 1720 01:41:59,986 --> 01:42:03,890 I first met John when I was a young PC in Galashiels. 1721 01:42:04,240 --> 01:42:06,693 He was a young man, it was the early '90s, 1722 01:42:06,726 --> 01:42:09,729 and, uh, very few people knew what Tourette's was. 1723 01:42:10,363 --> 01:42:15,135 Now, the police force did not serve him well at that time. 1724 01:42:15,168 --> 01:42:17,704 I didn't serve him well. 1725 01:42:17,804 --> 01:42:20,373 Which was why, when I was promoted, 1726 01:42:20,407 --> 01:42:23,900 one of the first things I did was find John 1727 01:42:23,143 --> 01:42:26,120 and ask him if he would speak to you today. John. 1728 01:42:26,146 --> 01:42:28,415 OK. Thanks for having me here today. 1729 01:42:28,581 --> 01:42:31,751 Um, obviously, this is a very nerve-racking event for me. 1730 01:42:31,851 --> 01:42:34,854 -****the police! -[laughter] 1731 01:42:34,921 --> 01:42:36,220 John. 1732 01:42:36,222 --> 01:42:39,426 Sometimes what I say is funny, and I even laugh myself, 1733 01:42:39,659 --> 01:42:41,928 but that's very different to actively teasing, 1734 01:42:42,620 --> 01:42:44,230 or mocking, or encouraging people to swear. 1735 01:42:44,397 --> 01:42:46,499 Everyone who lives with Tourette's is different. 1736 01:42:46,599 --> 01:42:48,902 We've got our own symptoms and tics and behaviours. 1737 01:42:49,690 --> 01:42:52,739 A tic can be anything. It can be a vocal tic or a motor... 1738 01:42:52,839 --> 01:42:57,444 [tics] A vocal tic like that. Or we can have eye blinking, 1739 01:42:57,510 --> 01:43:00,447 or people roll their eyes sometimes, like that. 1740 01:43:00,613 --> 01:43:02,749 One of the things we don't talk about with Tourette's 1741 01:43:02,849 --> 01:43:05,385 is the anxiety, or the obsessive compulsive disorder, 1742 01:43:05,452 --> 01:43:07,854 the exhaustion from trying to pretend nothing is wrong, 1743 01:43:07,921 --> 01:43:09,289 from trying to suppress the tics. 1744 01:43:09,456 --> 01:43:11,925 Now, imagine trying to hold in a thousand big sneezes. 1745 01:43:12,580 --> 01:43:14,594 You can do it for a while, but then what happens? 1746 01:43:14,694 --> 01:43:17,364 -You'll explode. -You explode. Good answer. 1747 01:43:17,530 --> 01:43:18,932 How do you manage, for example, 1748 01:43:18,965 --> 01:43:20,567 if you've got to go to a library? 1749 01:43:20,734 --> 01:43:23,903 That's a nightmare for me. I can't go to a library. 1750 01:43:23,970 --> 01:43:27,400 I'd love to, um, but it's too quiet. 1751 01:43:27,207 --> 01:43:30,110 Don't engage in a conversation with the tics, just ignore them. 1752 01:43:30,276 --> 01:43:31,945 The person insulting you is guilty of nothing. 1753 01:43:32,112 --> 01:43:33,780 They need support and understanding. 1754 01:43:33,980 --> 01:43:35,415 Thanks for listening to me today. 1755 01:43:35,548 --> 01:43:37,617 I hope you've learnt something about Tourette's. 1756 01:43:37,717 --> 01:43:39,753 And, yeah, thank you. 1757 01:43:40,920 --> 01:43:42,550 [cheering] 1758 01:43:45,258 --> 01:43:46,593 Cheers. 1759 01:43:48,628 --> 01:43:50,630 That was good. 1760 01:43:59,720 --> 01:44:02,342 Post! ****ing post time. [clears throat] 1761 01:44:05,578 --> 01:44:08,848 [phone rings] 1762 01:44:09,416 --> 01:44:10,617 Ah. 1763 01:44:11,418 --> 01:44:14,688 -Morning, Davidson. -Dottie. Dottie. 1764 01:44:15,755 --> 01:44:17,457 What's wrong? 1765 01:44:17,590 --> 01:44:19,659 Mr John Davidson, 1766 01:44:19,759 --> 01:44:23,296 for services to those with Tourette's syndrome. 1767 01:44:37,777 --> 01:44:40,146 [Queen] And congratulations. 1768 01:44:41,281 --> 01:44:43,983 Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. [clears throat] 1769 01:44:56,796 --> 01:45:01,301 -I didn't know you'd made it. -I'm so proud, John. Oh... 1770 01:45:01,334 --> 01:45:04,304 Oh, we hit traffic, and then the security... 1771 01:45:04,337 --> 01:45:06,673 But I was there. I saw you. 1772 01:45:06,840 --> 01:45:08,541 Hm. Good, good. 1773 01:45:08,641 --> 01:45:10,977 Meet Dottie and Chris. This is my sister, Caroline. 1774 01:45:11,110 --> 01:45:12,979 I'm so glad you could come, love. 1775 01:45:13,130 --> 01:45:15,480 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 1776 01:45:15,181 --> 01:45:17,550 -How's Mum? -Oh, she is... she's good. 1777 01:45:17,717 --> 01:45:19,853 -And she's pleased. -Good. 1778 01:45:19,919 --> 01:45:23,230 -You should go see her. -Aye, I will. I will. 1779 01:45:26,426 --> 01:45:30,630 -[chuckles] So nice to see you. -Really good to see you. 1780 01:45:46,846 --> 01:45:49,249 -Here we are, John. -Hmm. 1781 01:45:51,718 --> 01:45:54,554 -Now, do you still take sugar? -Oh, aye. 1782 01:45:54,621 --> 01:45:57,424 Well, that's good, cos I've already put one in it. 1783 01:45:57,557 --> 01:45:58,925 [John chuckles] 1784 01:45:59,590 --> 01:46:01,728 Come on, now. Let's see it. 1785 01:46:01,795 --> 01:46:03,897 Right, OK. 1786 01:46:06,660 --> 01:46:07,967 [makes fanfare sound] 1787 01:46:08,935 --> 01:46:10,904 -There it is. -Oh. 1788 01:46:10,937 --> 01:46:14,574 -Oh. It's lovely, John. -Hmm. 1789 01:46:14,641 --> 01:46:16,309 -You'll have to polish it. -Hmm. 1790 01:46:16,376 --> 01:46:18,878 I'm going to get some proper silver polish, a clean cloth, 1791 01:46:18,945 --> 01:46:22,215 sort of lint thing. Get in all those bits there. 1792 01:46:22,248 --> 01:46:25,218 [mother] Well... Be careful you don't lose it. 1793 01:46:25,752 --> 01:46:27,253 I won't. 1794 01:46:29,656 --> 01:46:31,825 So, you had a nice day, with the Queen? 1795 01:46:31,925 --> 01:46:35,950 Oh, aye, yeah. After I told her to go ****herself. 1796 01:46:35,228 --> 01:46:39,399 -Oh, John, you didn't? -I know. It was fine, though. 1797 01:46:44,604 --> 01:46:47,140 I only had three tickets, Mum, and... 1798 01:46:47,307 --> 01:46:50,777 -as Caroline lives closest... -I understand, John. 1799 01:46:50,844 --> 01:46:52,479 [John] No, no, it wasn't that. 1800 01:46:52,645 --> 01:46:55,415 It's just, you know, the way it worked out. 1801 01:46:57,183 --> 01:46:58,752 [mother] Hmm. 1802 01:46:59,686 --> 01:47:02,188 I read about it all in the paper, John. 1803 01:47:02,255 --> 01:47:04,124 Apparently you said you didn't want 1804 01:47:04,257 --> 01:47:06,126 anyone to go through what you went through. 1805 01:47:06,259 --> 01:47:07,861 Face the fireplace. 1806 01:47:08,280 --> 01:47:09,295 ****'s sakes. 1807 01:47:10,430 --> 01:47:13,666 I'm sorry I wasn't good enough. I tried my best, I did. 1808 01:47:13,767 --> 01:47:17,971 -[John] I know. I know, Mum. -[sighs] 1809 01:47:21,808 --> 01:47:23,143 [clears throat] 1810 01:47:26,713 --> 01:47:31,217 I wouldn't have known what to do, if I was you or Dad. 1811 01:47:31,851 --> 01:47:33,853 I couldn't have coped. 1812 01:47:35,210 --> 01:47:36,790 I know. 1813 01:47:39,359 --> 01:47:41,461 [chuckles softly] 1814 01:47:41,528 --> 01:47:43,563 So, there was light at the end of the tunnel 1815 01:47:43,663 --> 01:47:45,865 after all, John Davidson? 1816 01:47:50,136 --> 01:47:51,404 Yeah. 1817 01:47:56,543 --> 01:47:59,412 Yep. If only we knew it... 1818 01:48:01,514 --> 01:48:03,383 way back then. 1819 01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:09,522 -Come on, you. -[clears throat] 1820 01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:15,762 It's OK, John. 1821 01:48:16,496 --> 01:48:18,231 It's OK. 1822 01:48:20,433 --> 01:48:22,335 I'm sorry, John. 1823 01:48:23,670 --> 01:48:25,505 [John] You don't have to be. 1824 01:48:35,382 --> 01:48:36,783 [woman] Dear Mr Davidson, 1825 01:48:36,883 --> 01:48:39,352 I would like to invite you to Nottingham University 1826 01:48:39,386 --> 01:48:41,755 at a time and date that is convenient to you. 1827 01:48:42,422 --> 01:48:45,258 I've got a bomb! [tuts] Sorry. Ignore me. 1828 01:48:47,360 --> 01:48:49,950 We share your ambition to help people 1829 01:48:49,229 --> 01:48:50,697 who live with Tourette's. 1830 01:48:52,465 --> 01:48:54,534 In brief, we would be grateful 1831 01:48:54,601 --> 01:48:57,103 if you would take part in a scientific study 1832 01:48:57,137 --> 01:48:59,706 to determine the effects of median nerve stimulation 1833 01:48:59,773 --> 01:49:01,541 on those living with your condition. 1834 01:49:02,976 --> 01:49:03,877 Hey! 1835 01:49:03,943 --> 01:49:06,713 While it is not a cure, initial findings suggest 1836 01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:09,783 it may help those with Tourette's manage their condition. 1837 01:49:10,717 --> 01:49:12,485 -Here to see... -Yours sincerely... 1838 01:49:12,786 --> 01:49:15,622 -Barbara Morera. -Barbara Morera. 1839 01:49:16,823 --> 01:49:19,592 ***y bum! ****'s sakes. 1840 01:49:20,660 --> 01:49:22,128 -John? -Are you Barbara? 1841 01:49:22,262 --> 01:49:23,563 -I'm Barbara. -Nice to meet you. 1842 01:49:23,630 --> 01:49:25,650 -I'm John. -Nice to meet you. 1843 01:49:25,980 --> 01:49:26,733 -[tics] -Come this way. 1844 01:49:28,468 --> 01:49:31,805 -Nothing to worry about, John. -[tics] 1845 01:49:31,938 --> 01:49:34,341 -This is a neuromodulation band. -Oh, right. 1846 01:49:37,744 --> 01:49:38,945 We're good. 1847 01:49:39,120 --> 01:49:41,981 OK, just let me set up the device 1848 01:49:42,150 --> 01:49:44,751 to deliver the right parameters for you. 1849 01:49:46,186 --> 01:49:48,922 Good. Right, well, you can take it for a spin. 1850 01:49:49,220 --> 01:49:50,957 Right. How long will it take to work? 1851 01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:54,627 Let's see. Go for a walk round the campus, 1852 01:49:54,694 --> 01:49:58,980 see if you notice a difference. I'll meet you back at reception. 1853 01:49:58,198 --> 01:49:59,532 -OK. -OK. 1854 01:49:59,632 --> 01:50:02,369 -I just go around here? Over there. 1855 01:50:13,113 --> 01:50:16,182 -How you doing? You all right? -I'm good, thank you. 1856 01:50:28,695 --> 01:50:30,530 [sighs] 1857 01:51:51,611 --> 01:51:54,781 John. Have a seat. 1858 01:51:56,883 --> 01:51:59,219 So, how was it? 1859 01:52:01,888 --> 01:52:03,423 [sighs] 1860 01:52:03,490 --> 01:52:05,792 I'm gonna need some feedback. 1861 01:52:06,593 --> 01:52:07,894 Um... 1862 01:52:11,831 --> 01:52:15,101 I've not felt like this since I was 14. 1863 01:52:15,135 --> 01:52:17,103 I feel... 1864 01:52:17,137 --> 01:52:21,641 calm, alert, relaxed. I've no anxiety, no tics. 1865 01:52:21,741 --> 01:52:23,510 Have you ticced at all? 1866 01:52:23,610 --> 01:52:27,113 Once, in the corridor, but much less aggressively. 1867 01:52:27,180 --> 01:52:30,984 Well, we've been working with a group of 135 people. 1868 01:52:31,170 --> 01:52:34,487 About 59% are responding in a similar way to you. 1869 01:52:34,587 --> 01:52:35,922 Christ. 1870 01:52:39,759 --> 01:52:41,261 [sighs] 1871 01:52:47,934 --> 01:52:50,300 I'm sorry, I just, uh... 1872 01:52:50,136 --> 01:52:52,539 I really don't know what to say. 1873 01:52:54,507 --> 01:52:57,143 -Can I keep it? -Not yet, sorry. 1874 01:52:57,177 --> 01:52:59,979 But, good news is, you can take it home for a few days. 1875 01:53:00,146 --> 01:53:02,150 We need you to make some notes. 1876 01:53:02,148 --> 01:53:05,151 How you feel, how you sleep, any tics. 1877 01:53:08,855 --> 01:53:10,123 [sighs] 1878 01:53:13,860 --> 01:53:16,730 I stopped asking if there was a cure, you know... 1879 01:53:19,650 --> 01:53:22,135 30... 30 years ago, 1880 01:53:22,235 --> 01:53:25,710 because the answer was always the same. 1881 01:53:25,505 --> 01:53:27,474 -It's... it's not a cure. -[exhales] 1882 01:53:27,540 --> 01:53:29,476 But it will give some relief when you wear it. 1883 01:53:29,642 --> 01:53:31,344 [John sniffles] 1884 01:53:40,200 --> 01:53:43,390 [indistinct train announcements] 1885 01:53:45,525 --> 01:53:46,893 [sighs] 1886 01:53:48,728 --> 01:53:50,630 [exhales] 1887 01:53:51,765 --> 01:53:53,166 -Excuse me. -Yeah? 1888 01:53:53,266 --> 01:53:54,768 -Sorry to interrupt. -That's all right. 1889 01:53:54,901 --> 01:53:56,569 Is this the train for Sheffield? 1890 01:53:57,504 --> 01:53:59,572 -I hope so. -[they laugh] 1891 01:53:59,706 --> 01:54:01,675 -Where are you heading? -Edinburgh. 1892 01:54:01,741 --> 01:54:04,844 Then Galashiels, so it's a long journey. 1893 01:54:06,112 --> 01:54:08,581 I love Edinburgh. I have a friend who lives there. 1894 01:54:08,682 --> 01:54:10,850 Aye, it's well worth a visit. 1895 01:54:11,170 --> 01:54:13,219 [chuckles] 1896 01:54:16,556 --> 01:54:20,930 [sighs] It's so quiet on here. 1897 01:54:20,126 --> 01:54:22,896 There was a guy snoring earlier and it was not quiet. 1898 01:54:22,929 --> 01:54:24,931 -Really? No. [chuckles] -Yeah. 1899 01:54:25,310 --> 01:54:28,535 I was gonna go and hold his nose. It was so loud. 1900 01:54:28,702 --> 01:54:31,710 Just put my headphones in. I was like, "Oh..." 1901 01:54:31,905 --> 01:54:33,473 What are you listening to? 1902 01:54:33,640 --> 01:54:34,808 -Don't judge me. -No, no. 1903 01:54:34,941 --> 01:54:36,376 -Promise? -I won't. 1904 01:54:36,443 --> 01:54:39,379 -Better not. -Cheesy pop. Here we go. 1905 01:54:39,446 --> 01:54:42,582 -Right, don't judge me. -I won't. 1906 01:54:42,615 --> 01:54:45,251 -Know it? You don't know it? -No. 1907 01:54:45,385 --> 01:54:47,153 Right, now I'm embarrassed. Give me it back. 1908 01:54:47,253 --> 01:54:49,155 -I'm embarrassed. -Don't be embarrassed. 1909 01:54:49,255 --> 01:54:52,425 No, I am. I feel silly now. 1910 01:54:52,492 --> 01:54:55,128 -Who do you like? -Loads of people. 1911 01:54:55,261 --> 01:54:58,398 I'll listen to Pavarotti in the car. I will. 1912 01:54:58,465 --> 01:55:00,266 [♪ "Stop Crying Your Heart Out" by Oasis] 1913 01:55:00,300 --> 01:55:03,937 ♪ Don't be scared 1914 01:55:06,720 --> 01:55:11,144 ♪ You'll never change what's been and gone 1915 01:55:13,146 --> 01:55:16,820 ♪ May your smile 1916 01:55:16,182 --> 01:55:19,319 ♪ May your smile 1917 01:55:19,419 --> 01:55:22,655 ♪ Shine on 1918 01:55:22,689 --> 01:55:25,825 ♪ Shine on 1919 01:55:25,925 --> 01:55:29,462 -♪ Don't be scared -Wait here. 1920 01:55:29,496 --> 01:55:32,632 Wait here. Wait. Come. 1921 01:55:32,699 --> 01:55:35,168 Go on, then. Tilly, no. 1922 01:55:35,301 --> 01:55:36,669 Stay. 1923 01:55:37,470 --> 01:55:38,805 Stay. 1924 01:55:39,272 --> 01:55:40,674 Wait. 1925 01:55:41,441 --> 01:55:43,810 Go on, then. Tilly, no. 1926 01:55:44,344 --> 01:55:46,880 When I feel I'm going to say it, I try and stop myself, 1927 01:55:47,130 --> 01:55:49,490 but I just feel as if I have to say it. 1928 01:55:49,182 --> 01:55:50,984 It's like somebody's forcing it out of me. 1929 01:55:51,170 --> 01:55:52,952 ****off! 1930 01:55:52,986 --> 01:55:56,356 [tics] Oh, God. [sighs] 1931 01:55:57,657 --> 01:55:59,959 I never used to want to go to school. I just... 1932 01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:01,628 because of getting teased. 1933 01:56:01,695 --> 01:56:03,396 ****. ****. 1934 01:56:05,498 --> 01:56:07,000 [tics] 1935 01:56:09,969 --> 01:56:13,673 Just keep thinking why it has to be me and not... 1936 01:56:14,674 --> 01:56:18,144 folks that are criminals or deserve it. 1937 01:56:20,130 --> 01:56:21,548 [tics] 1938 01:56:25,151 --> 01:56:29,220 John's first exclamation was, "Ha-ha! You're gonna die." 1939 01:56:29,489 --> 01:56:31,240 [tics] 1940 01:56:31,570 --> 01:56:32,559 ****off. 1941 01:56:33,590 --> 01:56:34,527 Shut it. 1942 01:56:34,594 --> 01:56:37,300 Other people within the group have got partners. 1943 01:56:37,630 --> 01:56:39,499 And I've just found it so hard to find somebody 1944 01:56:39,566 --> 01:56:42,535 that I feel that I can trust. 1945 01:56:47,941 --> 01:56:49,576 Oh, Dottie. 1946 01:56:49,609 --> 01:56:51,845 -Smack! -Are you all right? 1947 01:56:52,846 --> 01:56:56,349 You just get on with it. You just need to kinda... 1948 01:56:56,416 --> 01:56:58,385 if you like, pick up the pieces. 1949 01:57:00,387 --> 01:57:02,255 Filthy fags! 1950 01:57:08,128 --> 01:57:11,531 And I'm now in a position to teach the teachers. 1951 01:57:11,598 --> 01:57:13,299 For so long, I didn't know who I was. 1952 01:57:13,433 --> 01:57:15,802 I didn't know what my purpose in life was. 1953 01:57:15,935 --> 01:57:17,804 I finally kinda clicked. 1954 01:57:17,904 --> 01:57:20,730 This is what I want to do. I want to go and help people. 1955 01:57:20,140 --> 01:57:23,576 ♪ Cos all of the stars 1956 01:57:23,643 --> 01:57:26,646 ♪ Are fading away 1957 01:57:26,713 --> 01:57:29,749 ♪ Just try not to worry 1958 01:57:29,816 --> 01:57:33,530 ♪ You'll see them someday 1959 01:57:33,153 --> 01:57:36,156 ♪ Just take what you need 1960 01:57:36,256 --> 01:57:38,925 ♪ And be on your way 1961 01:57:39,590 --> 01:57:44,597 ♪ And stop crying your heart out 1962 01:57:45,732 --> 01:57:49,135 ♪ We're all of us stars 1963 01:57:49,135 --> 01:57:52,105 ♪ We're fading away 1964 01:57:52,238 --> 01:57:55,342 ♪ Just try not to worry 1965 01:57:55,475 --> 01:57:58,678 ♪ You'll see us someday 1966 01:57:58,778 --> 01:58:01,748 ♪ Just take what you need 1967 01:58:01,815 --> 01:58:04,250 ♪ And be on your way 1968 01:58:04,351 --> 01:58:09,823 ♪ And stop crying your heart out 1969 01:58:11,240 --> 01:58:16,262 ♪ Stop crying your heart out 1970 01:58:17,497 --> 01:58:22,502 ♪ Stop crying your heart out 1971 01:58:23,837 --> 01:58:29,175 ♪ Stop crying your heart out