1 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:55,121 File 82-712. 2 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,290 Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. 3 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,658 State your name, please. 4 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,664 Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger. 5 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,302 Tell me about the incident. 6 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:12,539 Well, there's this girl, um, in my class. 7 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,174 I saw her at the track meet. 8 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:16,810 - You're, uh, Violet, right? - That's me. 9 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,845 TONY: I sort of knew her, but she'd changed. 10 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,181 Relaxed. She was more sure of herself. 11 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:22,449 Cool, cute. 12 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:23,783 I asked her out to a movie. 13 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:24,851 So, Friday? 14 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:26,453 - Friday. - Friday. 15 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,821 TONY: And I went to watch the track meet. 16 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:31,624 Not long after, this thing happened in the parking lot. 17 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,426 (RUMBLING) 18 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,295 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 19 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,799 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 20 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,339 (PANTING) 21 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,541 UNDERMINER: Behold! The Underminer! 22 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:53,380 I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! 23 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,215 TONY: As if things aren't weird enough, 24 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:56,750 I look over and I see these boots. 25 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,318 MR. INCREDIBLE: You two, stay here. 26 00:01:58,318 --> 00:01:59,786 ELASTIGIRL: Wait. Should we be doing this? 27 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,354 It is still illegal. 28 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:02,622 TONY: They looked like superheroes. 29 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,391 - We're gonna lose him. - Oh, all right. 30 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,592 One of you patrol the perimeter, 31 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:06,860 keep the crowds back and safe. 32 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,428 The other, watch after Jack-Jack. 33 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,329 But I thought we were gonna go with... 34 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,363 You heard your mother. 35 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,232 Trampoline me. 36 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,434 (ELASTIGIRL GRUNTS) 37 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,371 I call perimeter! 38 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:19,472 VIOLET: You're not going anywhere, 39 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,907 you little maggoty creep! 40 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,742 TONY: I see my chance to get out of there. 41 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:26,279 But there's something familiar about one of the kids' voices. 42 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,814 - (VIOLET SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) - TONY: The girl, she's upset 43 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,683 and she throws down her mask... 44 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,251 and it's her! 45 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,719 VIOLET: Oh. Tony! 46 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:33,720 Hi. 47 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,655 VIOLET: Uh, this isn't what you think it is. 48 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,390 TONY: It was just getting too freaky. 49 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,426 I couldn't handle it and ran off. 50 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,827 I feel kinda bad about it. 51 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,697 Maybe I should've said "hi" or something? 52 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,799 It's not her fault superheroes are illegal. 53 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,801 And it's not like I don't like strong girls. 54 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,370 I'm pretty secure manhood-wise. 55 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,705 What is that? 56 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,441 Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents? 57 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,409 No, they'd only think I was hiding something. 58 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,678 - You know what I mean? - Sure, kid. 59 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,413 I like this girl, Mr. Dicker. 60 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,415 I'm supposed to go out with her Friday night. 61 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:05,819 Now, things are just gonna be weird. 62 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,488 (SIGHS) I wish I could forget I ever saw her in that suit. 63 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:09,889 You will, kid. 64 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,525 You will. 65 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,304 (MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING) 66 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,439 Come on! 67 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:28,708 (GRUNTING AND SCREAMING) 68 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,878 (COUGHS) 69 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:48,280 Consider yourself undermined! 70 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,496 (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 71 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,464 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 72 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,635 (UNDERMINER CONTINUES LAUGHING) 73 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,709 UNDERMINER: Ooh. (LAUGHS) 74 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,200 - Underminer! - We meet again... Huh? 75 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,789 (MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING) 76 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,895 Oh, great! Now, he's on the agenda. 77 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,498 (GROANING) 78 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,373 (GRUNTING) 79 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:34,774 - (POUNDING) - (GASPS) 80 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,978 - Incredible! - (GROANS) 81 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,480 Meet Jack Hammer! 82 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,449 (BOTH GRUNTING) 83 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:51,858 Buh-bye! (CHUCKLES) 84 00:04:58,365 --> 00:04:59,933 (ALARMS BLARING) 85 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:03,670 (GRUNTS) 86 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,110 No, no, no! No, no, no! 87 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,412 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 88 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,917 Everybody, stay back! Okay? Stay back! 89 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,522 You're not sticking me with babysitting! 90 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:30,397 I can't steer it or stop it. And the Underminer's escaped! 91 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,499 We'll have to stop it... Bob! The monorail! 92 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,574 Frozone! Yeah! 93 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,480 We have to stop this thing 94 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,715 before it gets to the overpass! 95 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,510 I'll try to keep it away from the buildings! 96 00:05:51,510 --> 00:05:53,687 - (PEOPLE CONTINUE SCREAMING) - (MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING) 97 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:02,862 - DASH: Hey, lady! - (WOMAN YELPS) 98 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,199 Thank you so much, young man! 99 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,567 (JACK-JACK COOING) 100 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,673 - (JACK-JACK GIGGLING) - What? 101 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,475 Violet! 102 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,547 (GRUNTING) Ahh! 103 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,884 (STRAINING) 104 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,191 - Stop! - (BRAKES SCREECHING) 105 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,930 - Everybody, stop! - (BRAKES SCREECHING) 106 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,628 (STRAINING) 107 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,971 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 108 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:46,906 (PANICKED CHATTER) 109 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:51,111 (PEOPLE GASP) 110 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,679 (STRAINING) 111 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,190 (GRUNTING) 112 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:00,530 (LAUGHS) 113 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,657 - DASH: Heads up, Dad! - Dash! 114 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:09,496 Violet! Who's watching Jack-Jack? 115 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,997 Dash is watching him! 116 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,532 - Violet, here, you take him! - (JACK-JACK GIGGLES) 117 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:23,843 It's headed for City Hall! 118 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,880 - DASH: Mom needs help! - (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 119 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,787 They're out in public again! This is our chance! 120 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,955 Follow them, follow Frozone! 121 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,666 (STRAINING) 122 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:52,839 Bob! Help me with the boiler! 123 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:56,976 (GRUNTS) 124 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,824 That should do it! (GASPS) 125 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,826 What are you kids doing? Get out of here! 126 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,227 This thing's gonna blow! 127 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,929 There's no time! 128 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,320 (ALL GRUNTING) 129 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,400 (SIRENS WAILING) 130 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,741 (ALL LAUGHING) 131 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,743 We did it! 132 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,177 - (GUNS COCKING) - OFFICER: Freeze, Supers! 133 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,747 Oh, what did we do? 134 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,750 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 135 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:40,153 TOMMY: Excuse me, Mr. Zone? 136 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:45,225 FROZONE: Sorry, but I'm not really supposed to be here. 137 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,127 TOMMY: Which seems wrong... 138 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,228 doesn't it? 139 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:52,650 Perhaps you'd be interested in changing that law? 140 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,201 Superheroes including Frozone, 141 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,700 Mr. Incredible, and Elastigirl... 142 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,239 caused further damage to the city. 143 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,741 The Underminer remains at large. 144 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,610 We didn't start this fight. 145 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,110 Well, you didn't finish it either! 146 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:07,147 Did you stop the Underminer from inflicting more damage? 147 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,810 No. 148 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:09,716 Did you stop him from robbing the banks? 149 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,184 - No. - Did you catch him? 150 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,687 - No. - The banks were insured. 151 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,954 We have infrastructure in place 152 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,189 to deal with these matters. 153 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,991 If you had simply done nothing... 154 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,659 everything would now be 155 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:20,960 proceeding in an orderly fashion. 156 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,396 You'd have preferred we do nothing? 157 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,980 Without a doubt. 158 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,804 You weren't much help. 159 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,839 Do you want out of the hole? 160 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:36,900 First you gotta put down the shovel. 161 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,947 Well, that went poorly. 162 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,817 Dad, this is probably 163 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:47,870 not the best time to tell you about this... 164 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:50,156 but something else happened today with a kid... 165 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,590 and my mask. 166 00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,933 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 167 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,874 Oh, hey, Rick. 168 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,243 Violet thinks a friend of hers, a kid named Tony... 169 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:13,213 might have seen her in the outfit, without her mask. 170 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,382 - Talkative type? - Don't know. 171 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,850 Last name is Rydinger. 172 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,185 Tony Rydinger. 173 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,854 I'll check it out. 174 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,355 Bob, Helen... 175 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,991 a word if you don't mind. 176 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,994 Uh, the program's been shut down. 177 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,429 What? 178 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,131 Politicians don't understand people... 179 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,467 who do good simply because it's right. 180 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,169 It makes 'em nervous. 181 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,500 DICKER: They've been gunning for Supers for years. 182 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,408 Today was all they needed. 183 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,309 Anyway... 184 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,878 I'm done. 185 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,846 I'm afraid two more weeks in the motel 186 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,281 is the best I can do for ya. 187 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,416 It ain't much. 188 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,750 You've done plenty, Rick. 189 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,252 We won't forget. 190 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,487 Well, it has been a great honor 191 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,220 working with you good people. 192 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,491 Thanks for everything, and good luck. 193 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,270 Yeah. You, too. 194 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,340 (JACK-JACK COOING) 195 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,110 Did you wash your hands? 196 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,980 - (WATER RUNNING) - With soap? 197 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,351 VIOLET: Did you dry them? 198 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,892 What? Is this all vegetables? Who ordered all vegetables? 199 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,610 I did. They're good and you're going to have some. 200 00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:36,960 (GROANS) 201 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,932 Are we going to talk about it? 202 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,167 - What? - The elephant in the room. 203 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,803 - What elephant? - I guess not then. 204 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,500 You're referring to today. 205 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,806 Yeah, what's the deal with today? 206 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,208 We all made mistakes. 207 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,175 For example, 208 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,211 you kids were supposed to watch Jack-Jack. 209 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,447 Babysitting, while you guys did the important stuff. 210 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,216 We talked about this. 211 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,484 You're not old enough to decide about these things. 212 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:58,852 We are old enough to help out. 213 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,953 Yeah! 214 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,554 Isn't that what you tell us, Dad? 215 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,991 Yeah, well, "help out" can mean many different things. 216 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,793 But we're supposed to help, if there's trouble. 217 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,161 - Well, yeah, but... - Aren't you 218 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,863 - glad we helped today? - Yeah, I know but... 219 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,964 You said that you were proud of us. 220 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,866 Well, yeah, I was. Am! 221 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,234 We wanna fight bad guys! 222 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,270 - (BABBLING) - No, you don't! 223 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,305 You said things were different now. 224 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,875 And they were, on the island. 225 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,476 But I didn't mean that from now on... 226 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,246 So now, we've gotta go back to never using our powers. 227 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,547 It defines who I am. 228 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,215 We're not saying you have... 229 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,384 - What? - Someone on TV said it. 230 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,986 Can we just eat? 231 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,855 The dinner, while it's hot? 232 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,424 Did we do something wrong? 233 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,925 - Yes. - BOB: No. 234 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,194 We didn't do anything wrong. 235 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,430 Superheroes are illegal. 236 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,398 Whether it's fair or not, that's the law. 237 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,535 The law should be fair. What are we teaching our kids? 238 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,869 To respect the law! 239 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,271 Even when the law is disrespectful? 240 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,107 If laws are unjust, there are laws to change them! 241 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,275 Otherwise, it's chaos! 242 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,377 Which is exactly what we have! 243 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,385 I just thought it was kinda cool. 244 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:09,422 - What was? - Fighting crime as a family. 245 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,559 (SIGHS) It was cool. 246 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,595 ELASTIGIRL: But it's over. The world is what it is. 247 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,897 We have to adapt. 248 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,566 Are things bad? 249 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,201 Things are fine. 250 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,503 May I be excused? 251 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,640 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 252 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,643 How much longer in the motel, Dad? 253 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,480 - Uh... - Not much longer, honey. 254 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:41,988 HELEN: What are we gonna do? 255 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,890 BOB: I don't know. 256 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,392 Maybe Dicker will find something? 257 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,526 Dicker is done, Bob. 258 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:50,630 Any thought we had about being Supers again is fantasy. 259 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,664 One of us has gotta get a job. 260 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,660 One of us? 261 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,135 You did a long stint at Insuricare. 262 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,970 Hated every minute of it. 263 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,505 I know it was hard on you. 264 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,340 Maybe it's my turn in the private sector 265 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,975 and you take care of the kids... 266 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:05,478 No, I'm doing this. I need to do this. 267 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,614 You know where my suit and ties are? 268 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,490 Burned up when... 269 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:10,984 BOTH: The jet destroyed our house. 270 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,352 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 271 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,880 We can't count on anyone else now, Bob. 272 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:16,356 It's just us. 273 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,524 - We can't wait for... - (DOOR BANGS) 274 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,568 LUCIUS: No lifeguard on duty! 275 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,170 Swim at your own risk. 276 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,504 Oh, where'd you go today? 277 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,673 I noticed you missed all the fun. 278 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,509 LUCIUS: Don't be mad because I know when to leave a party. 279 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,211 I'm just as illegal as you guys. 280 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,140 Besides, I knew the cops would let you go. 281 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,615 Yeah, in spite of Bob's best efforts. 282 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,250 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 283 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,120 I heard the program shut down. 284 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,220 How much longer are you in this motel? 285 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,290 Two weeks. 286 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,920 Now, you know the offer still stands. 287 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,327 You're very generous, but there are five of us. 288 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,129 We wouldn't do that to you and Honey. 289 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,530 Well, door's always open. 290 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,100 You know, the news isn't all bad. 291 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,635 While you guys were being detained... 292 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,473 I was approached by a dude who represents this tycoon. 293 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,541 - BOB: Winston Deavor. - LUCIUS: Wants to talk... 294 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:12,278 with me, with you two, about hero stuff. 295 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,513 LUCIUS: I checked him out. 296 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,447 He's legit. 297 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,316 Trained under Dicker. He wants to meet. 298 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,451 Ah, jeez! More superhero trouble. 299 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,487 We just came from the police station, Lucius. 300 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:24,357 - When? - Tonight. I'm going there now. 301 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,226 You enjoy, I'm sitting this one out. 302 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,660 He wants all three of us. 303 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:31,431 Honey, let's just at least hear what he has to say. 304 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,200 You got the address, I'll meet you guys there. 305 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,469 Go in our Supersuits? 306 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,104 Yeah. 307 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,373 Might wanna wear the old Supersuits. 308 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,443 Got a feeling he's nostalgic. 309 00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,715 Where are you going? 310 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,384 The fresh air is especially good tonight. 311 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,652 If Jack-Jack wakes up... 312 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,387 I know the drill. 313 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,258 (DOOR CLOSES) 314 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,600 Your security badges. Please, this way. 315 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,269 Hey, listen, you're my biggest fan. 316 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,370 - Good to see you. - (STAMMERING) 317 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,340 I'm your biggest fan. Shoot! 318 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,488 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 319 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:40,660 WINSTON: I love superheroes! 320 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,235 The powers, the costumes... 321 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,700 the mythic struggles. 322 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,172 Winston Deavor. You can call me Win. 323 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,440 Genuine pleasure to meet you. 324 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,242 - Frozone! - It's good to see you. 325 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,577 - Elastigirl. - Nice to meet you. 326 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,746 - Mr. Incredible! - Hello. 327 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,515 ♪ Mr. Incredible, Incredible 328 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,350 BOTH: ♪ Incredible 329 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,153 ♪ Catching the bad guys Pow, pow, pow ♪ 330 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,521 (BOTH LAUGH) 331 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,590 ♪ Who's the cat Who's always chill 332 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:07,260 ♪ When survival odds Are close to nil 333 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,830 ♪ Frozone Frozone 334 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,732 BOTH: ♪ Frozone 335 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,434 - Yeah! - (ALL LAUGH) 336 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,636 Can't tell you what a thrill this is. And this... 337 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,774 Oh, hello there, superheroes. I'm so sorry I'm late. 338 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,676 ...is my tardy sister, Evelyn. 339 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:26,613 And I'm scolding myself so you don't have to, Winston! 340 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,148 Spectacular. 341 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,216 My father was so proud 342 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,353 that I was even remotely connected to you guys. 343 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,555 He used to call you the last line of defense. 344 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,524 He was your top supporter. 345 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,160 He donated to superhero causes. 346 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,428 He raised money 347 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,329 for the Dynaguy statue in Avery Park. 348 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,331 He got to know many Supers personally. 349 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,833 Even installed a phone 350 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,203 with direct lines to Gazerbeam and Fironic... 351 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,604 in case of emergencies. 352 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,341 He loved that, showed it off to everyone. 353 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,575 He was heartbroken 354 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,310 when you were all forced to go underground. 355 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,712 Father believed the world 356 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:00,714 would become more dangerous without you. 357 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,317 He didn't know how right he was. 358 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,653 There was a break-in. 359 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,455 (BOTH GASP) 360 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,824 WINSTON: My father called Gazerbeam. 361 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,459 The direct line. 362 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,194 (LINE BEEPS) No answer. 363 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,863 He called Fironic, no answer. 364 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,166 Superheroes had just been made illegal... 365 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,369 The robbers discovered him on the phone... 366 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,737 - and shot him. - (GUNSHOT) 367 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,640 So... 368 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,908 ELASTIGIRL: It must've been hard. 369 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,510 EVELYN: Especially for Mother. 370 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,680 She died a few months later. Heartbreak. 371 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,549 If superheroes had not been forced underground... 372 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,817 it never would've happened. 373 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,420 Or Dad could've taken Mom to the safe room 374 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,755 as soon as he knew there was trouble. 375 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,289 I disagree strongly! 376 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,425 But we're not going into it right now. 377 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,427 The point is... 378 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,329 nobody expected us 379 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,765 to be able to actually run Dad's company. 380 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:55,502 But with Evelyn as designer, and myself as operator... 381 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,971 uh, we threw ourselves into building DEVTECH 382 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,606 into what it is today. 383 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,375 FROZONE: A world-class telecommunications company. 384 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,777 Bigger than ever. 385 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:06,880 Perfectly positioned to make some wrong things right. 386 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,648 Hence, this meeting. 387 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,383 Let me ask you something. 388 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,218 What is the main reason 389 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,787 you were all forced underground? 390 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,855 - Ignorance. - Perception. 391 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,391 Take today for example, with the Underminer. 392 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,826 Difficult situation. 393 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,228 You were faced with a lot of hard decisions. 394 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,396 Oh, tell me about it. 395 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,631 WINSTON: I can't. 396 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,300 Because I didn't see it... 397 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,902 neither did anyone else. 398 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,304 So, when you fight bad guys like today... 399 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,940 people don't see the fight or what led up to it. 400 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,543 They see what politicians tell them to see. 401 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,446 They see destruction and they see you. 402 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,847 So, if we wanna change 403 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,650 people's perceptions about superheroes... 404 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,617 we need you 405 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,986 to share your perceptions with the world. 406 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,289 - How do we do that? - EVELYN: With cameras. 407 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:53,426 We need you to share your perceptions with the world. 408 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,661 ELASTIGIRL: How do we do that? 409 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,863 EVELYN: We embed tiny cameras, like those, 410 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,298 into your Supersuits. 411 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,499 Wow, so small. 412 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,000 And the picture is outstanding. 413 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,769 Thanks! Designed 'em myself. 414 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,371 WINSTON: We've got resources, lobbyists, 415 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,705 worldwide connections... 416 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,274 and very important, insurance. 417 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,576 Insurance is key. 418 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,978 All we need now are the super-est superheroes. 419 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,447 It needs you three. Come on! 420 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,817 Help me make all Supers legal again. 421 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:18,918 This sounds great! 422 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,388 Let's get this going. What's my first assignment? 423 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,456 That enthusiasm is golden. (CHUCKLING) 424 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,725 Now hold on to it. But for our first move... 425 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,496 Well, Elastigirl is our best play. 426 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,332 - Better than me? - (CLEARS THROAT) 427 00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,534 I mean, she's good. 428 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,636 (STAMMERING) Really, a credit to her... 429 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,506 You know. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) You know. 430 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,807 With great respect... 431 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:41,808 let's not test the whole 432 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,710 "insurance-will-pay- for-everything" idea... 433 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,912 - on the first go 'round, okay? - (FROZONE CHUCKLES) 434 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,616 Wait a minute. You're saying what? I'm messy? 435 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,651 Well, Evelyn did a cost-benefit analysis... 436 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,200 comparing all your last five years of crime fighting 437 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,722 before going underground. 438 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,724 And Elastigirl's numbers are self-explanatory. 439 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,759 Well, it's not a fair comparison! 440 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,595 Heavyweight problems need heavyweight solutions. 441 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,364 Of course! We're gonna solve 442 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,433 all kinds of problems together. 443 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,837 After the perfect launch with Elastigirl! 444 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,700 So, what do you say? 445 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,576 What do I say? (CHUCKLES) 446 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,579 I don't know. 447 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,348 What do you mean, you don't know? 448 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,683 A few hours ago, you were saying it was over... 449 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,885 and being a superhero was a fantasy. 450 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,987 Now, you get the offer of a lifetime 451 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,656 and you don't know? 452 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,826 It's not that simple, Bob. I wanna protect the kids! 453 00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:34,394 So do I. 454 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,929 From jail, Bob! 455 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:37,497 - (SPITS) - BOB: And how do you do that? 456 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,666 By turning down a chance to change the law 457 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,670 that forces them to hide what they are? 458 00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,703 They haven't decided what they are. They're still kids. 459 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,390 Kids with powers, which makes them Supers... 460 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,675 whether they decide to use those powers or not. 461 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,430 This will benefit them. 462 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,845 It's not a good time to be away. 463 00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:53,613 Dash is having trouble with homework... 464 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,515 Vi is worried about her first date 465 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,950 with that boy she likes, Tony... 466 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:57,751 and Jack-Jack... 467 00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:00,720 Jack-Jack? What's wrong with him? 468 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,220 Okay, nothing's wrong with Jack-Jack. 469 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,791 But even a normal baby needs a lot of attention. 470 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,626 I'm just not sure I can leave. 471 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,610 Of course you can leave. 472 00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:10,163 You've got to. So that I... 473 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,980 we can be Supers again, 474 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:13,900 so our kids can have that choice. 475 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,969 (SCOFFS) So you can have that choice. 476 00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:17,170 All right, yes! 477 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,739 So I can have that choice. 478 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,750 And I would do a great job! 479 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:26,846 Regardless of what Deavor's pie charts say or whatever... 480 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,815 But they want you. 481 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,685 (STRAINED) And you'll do a great... 482 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,787 job... 483 00:22:34,154 --> 00:22:36,956 too. 484 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,993 (INHALES SHARPLY) Well, that was excruciating to watch. 485 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:42,280 - (CHUCKLES) - I can't lie to you. 486 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,498 It's nice to be wanted. Flattering, you know, but... 487 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,566 But what's the choice? 488 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,867 One, do this right, 489 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,469 get well paid, we're out of the motel... 490 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,710 and things get better for all Supers, 491 00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:52,472 including our kids. 492 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,940 Or two... 493 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:57,477 I find a job in two weeks or we're homeless. 494 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,945 You know it's crazy, right? 495 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,481 To help my family, I gotta leave it. 496 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,582 To fix the law, I gotta break it. 497 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:03,683 You'll be great. 498 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:04,851 I know I will. 499 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:05,919 But what about you? We have kids. 500 00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:07,721 I'll watch the kids, no problem. 501 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,489 - Easy. - Easy, huh? 502 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,957 You're adorable. 503 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,492 Well, if there is a problem, 504 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,626 I'll drop this thing and come right back. 505 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,861 You won't need to. 506 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,300 I got it, you go do this thing. 507 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,766 Do it so... 508 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,469 I can do it better. (GRUNTS) 509 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:24,637 - (PHONE RINGS) - Deavor here. 510 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,720 This is Elastigirl. 511 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,107 I'm in. 512 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,213 Mr. Deavor, it's wonderful... 513 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:34,814 but it's too generous. 514 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,249 Nonsense! That's the least we can do. 515 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,784 We're partners now! 516 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,753 Can't have my partners living in a motel. 517 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,122 (STAMMERS) But whose house? Is it a house? 518 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:44,240 WINSTON: It's my house. I have several. 519 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,593 I'm not using that one. Stay as long as you need. 520 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,161 I don't know what to say. 521 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:50,530 How about "thanks"? 522 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:53,990 This is our new house? 523 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:56,603 (CHUCKLES) Okay, easy, tiger. It's being loaned to us. 524 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,672 (GROANS) This is homey. 525 00:23:58,672 --> 00:24:00,600 BOB: Look at this place. 526 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,709 Deavor bought it from an eccentric billionaire... 527 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,210 who liked to come and go without being seen... 528 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,880 so the house has multiple hidden exits. 529 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,548 Good thing we won't stand out. 530 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:11,685 Wouldn't want to attract any unnecessary attention. 531 00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:13,720 DASH: It's got a big yard! 532 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,955 Isn't this a bit much? 533 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,757 Near a forest! 534 00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,626 Would you rather be at the motel? 535 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,960 DASH: And a pool! 536 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,928 (SPLASH) 537 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:24,970 What exactly is Mom's new job? 538 00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:26,733 The important thing is we're out of the motel. 539 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:29,102 I like Mom's new job! 540 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:32,105 (GASPS) Oh, ho, ho! 541 00:24:35,108 --> 00:24:38,440 - BOB: Whoa. - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 542 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,145 Whoa. 543 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,550 Well, check out the water features. 544 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,719 (HELEN CHUCKLES) 545 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:47,530 - (CHUCKLES) Oh! - Wow. 546 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:51,157 Wicked cool! 547 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,592 (BOB CHUCKLES) 548 00:24:56,730 --> 00:24:58,198 - Hey! Dash! Stop it! - (GROANS) 549 00:24:58,198 --> 00:24:59,999 - ELASTIGIRL: Not the couch! Stop it! - No! Dash! 550 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,601 - (GRUNTING) - BOB: Stop! 551 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:02,769 - Don't touch the buttons! - DASH: The couch! 552 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:03,937 - HELEN: Dash! - BOB: No! 553 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,872 - (WHIMPERS) - BOB: No, no! 554 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,774 HELEN: Oh, no. Oh, boy. 555 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,909 - ELASTIGIRL: This isn't me. (STAMMERING) - (JACK-JACK COOING) 556 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:15,615 I'm not all dark and angsty. 557 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:16,750 I'm Elastigirl. 558 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,752 I'm, you know, flexible. 559 00:25:18,752 --> 00:25:19,986 E designed this? 560 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,956 No, some guy named Alexander Galbaki. 561 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:25,910 (CHUCKLING) Glad it's you and not me, 562 00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:27,827 'cause you're gonna hear from her. 563 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,229 This note came with it. 564 00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:30,230 What? 565 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:33,967 (DOOR BEEPS) 566 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:35,935 (GASPS) 567 00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:39,172 A new Elasticycle. 568 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:42,108 Elasticycle? I didn't know you had a bike. 569 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,900 Hey, I had a mohawk. 570 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,844 There's a lot about me you don't know. 571 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,880 Yeah, but... A mohawk? 572 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,215 Ah, you didn't miss anything. 573 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,651 (POWERING UP) 574 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:54,200 Oh, yeah! This one's electric. 575 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,123 - What's that mean? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 576 00:25:58,925 --> 00:25:59,859 (GROANS) 577 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:02,829 Means it's torque-y. I'll get the hang of it. 578 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:04,970 You will be great. 579 00:26:04,970 --> 00:26:05,932 I will be great. And you will, too. 580 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,734 We will both be great. 581 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,968 Bye, sweetie. 582 00:26:19,813 --> 00:26:20,980 (ELASTIGIRL WHOOPS) 583 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,882 (LAUGHING IN DELIGHT) 584 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,850 (WHOOPING) 585 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,159 Wait a minute! 586 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:34,694 - Is that Elastigirl? - I think that's Elastigirl. 587 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,863 - Hey! Elastigirl! - (ALL CHEERING) 588 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:45,500 MAN: Marry me, Elastigirl! 589 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,441 WINSTON: ♪ Here comes Elastigirl 590 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:49,843 ♪ Stretching her 591 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:51,111 (LAUGHS) No theme songs 592 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,246 or I'll turn this bus right around! 593 00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:58,251 Look at that. 594 00:26:58,251 --> 00:26:59,252 New Urbem. 595 00:26:59,252 --> 00:27:01,388 You wanna make a big crime fighting statement... 596 00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:03,123 you go where the crime is big. 597 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:05,725 Strange thing to be excited about, Winston. 598 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,994 It's like a superhero's playground! 599 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,798 (DASH GASPS) 600 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,267 BOB: No Sugar Bombs on my watch. 601 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,360 - (DASH GROANS) - (JACK-JACK GIGGLES) 602 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:18,371 Where's Mom? 603 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:19,706 She's up and out. 604 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,141 She's at her new job doing hero work. 605 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:23,943 But I thought superheroes were still illegal. 606 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,378 They are, for now. 607 00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:28,748 So Mom is getting paid to break the law? 608 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:29,983 She's not breaking... 609 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:32,352 She's an advocate for superheroes. 610 00:27:32,352 --> 00:27:33,486 It's a new job. 611 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:36,289 So, Mom is going out illegally... 612 00:27:36,289 --> 00:27:39,759 to explain why she shouldn't be illegal. 613 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,461 Hey... Hey! 614 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:43,163 - The bus is here! - (BUS HORN HONKING) 615 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:47,834 Whoa! Grab your stuff quickly! Go on, get on the... 616 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,700 Put your homework in your pack! 617 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:52,172 Bye-bye! 618 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,342 (EXHALES) 619 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:57,430 (JACK-JACK GIGGLING) 620 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,447 We're gonna get along just fine... 621 00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:04,500 - 'cause you don't ask any hard questions. - (STOMACH GROWLING) 622 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,151 (THUDS) 623 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,786 - (GIGGLES) - (SIGHS) 624 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,154 OFFICER 1: All right. All locations, 625 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:09,422 we need to know where you want us. 626 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:10,790 OFFICER 2: Stand by. 627 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,493 Seems strange to wait for crime. 628 00:28:13,493 --> 00:28:15,328 WINSTON: Relax. You're smack in the middle... 629 00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:18,965 of the worst crime area in the city. It's perfect. 630 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,367 It's a superhero's playground. 631 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,680 "It's a superhero's playground." Right. 632 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,770 You know, after we went underground... 633 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,805 my husband used to listen to a police scanner... 634 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:27,407 waiting for something to happen. 635 00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:29,342 And I got mad at him for it. 636 00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:31,440 (BOTH LAUGHING) 637 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,479 Oh, I'm such a hypocrite. 638 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,147 - DISPATCHER: All units. - Something's up. 639 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:35,682 We've been picking up some chatter about 640 00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:38,885 potential disruptions to the hovertrain's opening ceremony. 641 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:41,187 - OFFICER: Disruption or threat? - DISPATCHER: Both. 642 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:42,822 Station's at Fifty-Fourth and Nottingham. 643 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,924 (GASPS) A potential threat! Perfect! 644 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,260 Fifty-fourth and Nottingham. Go, go, go! 645 00:28:48,962 --> 00:28:52,365 Hey, Vi! I want you back here by 10:30. 646 00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:53,433 11-ish? 647 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:55,835 10-ish, heading for 9:30-ish. 648 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,904 10:30-ish it is. (SIGHS) 649 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,439 Enjoy the movie. 650 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:01,541 "In the county of Noddoff... 651 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,476 "the Frubbers of Freep... 652 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:08,848 "are all giving in to the sweet succor of sleep." 653 00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:18,358 (SIGHS) 654 00:29:18,358 --> 00:29:20,860 VIC PERRIN: (ON TV) We will control the horizontal... 655 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,290 we will control the vertical. 656 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:32,138 That's not the way you're supposed to do it, Dad. 657 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,700 They want us to do it this way. 658 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,100 I don't know that way! Why would they change math? 659 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,245 - It's okay, Dad. - Math is math! 660 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,348 I'll just wait for Mom to get back. 661 00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:42,349 What? 662 00:29:42,349 --> 00:29:45,218 She won't understand it any better than I do... 663 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,886 VIC PERRIN: (ON TV) The Outer Limits. 664 00:29:48,421 --> 00:29:49,856 (JACK-JACK GIGGLES) 665 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,257 "All over Doozle-Dorf, 666 00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:53,893 "the Fribbers of Frupp are going to sleep... 667 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,620 "'cause they just can't keep up. 668 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:59,899 "All over Doozle-Dorf, Doozles are dozing. 669 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:04,304 "Eyelids so heavy, they're drooping. 670 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,472 (BOB SNORES) 671 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:07,307 "Closing! The point is: 672 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:10,430 "Everyone, everyone's hitting the sack! 673 00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:13,279 "Everyone's getting the sleep that they lack." 674 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,483 Mayors often brag about their cities... 675 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,284 (CHUCKLES) and I'm no exception. 676 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,552 And I'm willing to admit 677 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,921 that New Urbem is not the only city... 678 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:24,190 Are you sure the police are gonna be okay with this? 679 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,192 EVELYN: Sure. You're making life easy for them. 680 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:27,594 They still haven't forgiven us 681 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:29,429 for the last time we made life easy for them. 682 00:30:29,429 --> 00:30:31,464 I know the Chief of Police. There won't be a problem. 683 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:32,365 With all due respect... 684 00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:35,100 if you alone had handled the Underminer... 685 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:37,300 things would have been different. 686 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:38,371 I'm just saying. 687 00:30:38,371 --> 00:30:40,473 MAYOR: ...on budget and ahead of schedule... 688 00:30:40,473 --> 00:30:44,110 to launch our magnificent new hovertrain. 689 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,613 It can get you where you need to go 690 00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:48,581 at ridiculous speeds. 691 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:52,218 The future is open for business! 692 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:53,553 - (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) - (PEOPLE CHEERING) 693 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:02,962 (GRUNTS) 694 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,168 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 695 00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:13,640 Wait. The train has stopped. 696 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,974 (PEOPLE GASP) 697 00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:18,411 It's going the wrong direction. 698 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,514 It's going the wrong way. 699 00:31:21,514 --> 00:31:22,515 I'm going after it. 700 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:30,230 - (PEOPLE CLAMORING) - This thing's really moving. 701 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:32,359 100 and climbing. How much track is built? 702 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,128 EVELYN: About 25 miles. 703 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:44,671 (GRUNTS) No one can shut this thing down? 704 00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:46,390 EVELYN: They've tried. No-go. 705 00:31:48,410 --> 00:31:49,409 Is that Elastigirl? 706 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:54,470 - (SIRENS WAILING) - (BOTH GASP) 707 00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:56,383 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 708 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,251 Overrides? 709 00:31:58,251 --> 00:31:59,352 They're locked out of the system. 710 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,326 (ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING) 711 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:08,695 - What about a fail-safe? - EVELYN: Not enough time. 712 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:11,598 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 713 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,566 Someone's calling! Switching over. 714 00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:15,468 DASH: Hey, Mom. I can't find my high-tops 715 00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:17,137 and Dad can't find them either. 716 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:19,339 But he won't call you and ask, so I am. 717 00:32:19,339 --> 00:32:21,700 BOB: Do not call your mother! 718 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:22,409 Dash, honey. Can't talk right now. 719 00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:24,310 Look under your bed, okay. How much time? 720 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:26,279 EVELYN: Less than two minutes! 721 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,314 There's a shortcut. Cut through the culvert up ahead. 722 00:32:36,423 --> 00:32:38,658 I don't know if I can stay with it. 723 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,620 (YELLS) 724 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:46,666 (GRUNTS) 725 00:32:49,569 --> 00:32:51,171 (ENGINE REVVING) 726 00:32:57,610 --> 00:32:59,212 (GRUNTING) 727 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:09,556 (ALL GASP) 728 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,228 (GASPING) 729 00:33:33,790 --> 00:33:34,314 (GRUNTS) 730 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,651 (GASPS AND GRUNTS) 731 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,328 (GRUNTING) 732 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:16,156 (STRAINING) 733 00:34:30,837 --> 00:34:33,306 (PANTING) 734 00:34:33,306 --> 00:34:34,507 (CHUCKLES) 735 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,576 (ALL GRUNT) 736 00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:44,617 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 737 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:48,855 - (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) - MAN: What the heck was that? 738 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:51,157 Is everybody all right? Is anybody injured? 739 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:52,425 Are you all right? 740 00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:57,464 Your story better be good. 741 00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:01,301 - Hey. Hey! - (GRUNTS) 742 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:02,802 What happened? 743 00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:04,404 (BEEPING) 744 00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:30,330 (SIGHS) 745 00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:32,599 (GASPS) 746 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:37,504 Honey, why are you... 747 00:35:37,504 --> 00:35:40,340 Don't say anything. 748 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:46,780 It's Dad. Are you okay? 749 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:49,983 VIOLET: I'm fine. I don't wanna talk about it. 750 00:35:49,983 --> 00:35:51,651 Tony didn't even call? 751 00:35:51,651 --> 00:35:53,687 VIOLET: I don't wanna talk about it. 752 00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:55,422 - Oh, honey... - VIOLET: Dad! 753 00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:59,292 If you want me to feel better, then leave me alone. 754 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:00,393 Please? 755 00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:01,594 ROMAN: (ON TV) See, there's nothing 756 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:02,929 a cop hates worse than a missing child. 757 00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:05,532 My kid brother's son. Today is his first birthday. 758 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:06,900 WOMAN: Oh, but if anybody 759 00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:09,235 can find that child, it's you, Roman. 760 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:11,771 Because you're a wonderful policeman. 761 00:36:11,771 --> 00:36:14,574 - ROBBER 1: This is a holdup. - (BOB SNORING) 762 00:36:14,574 --> 00:36:16,676 All right, get your hands up, turn your back. 763 00:36:16,676 --> 00:36:17,944 ROBBER 2: Put your hands behind 764 00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:19,446 your heads and keep them there! 765 00:36:19,446 --> 00:36:20,847 Don't move! 766 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:23,950 Drop that. All right, now get over there. 767 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:26,419 - (OBJECTS CLATTERING) - Watch the door. 768 00:36:26,419 --> 00:36:27,687 ROBBER 1: You think I'm kiddin'? 769 00:36:31,324 --> 00:36:32,459 Now. 770 00:36:32,459 --> 00:36:34,394 (SIRENS WAILING) 771 00:36:35,829 --> 00:36:37,564 I said now! 772 00:36:37,564 --> 00:36:40,300 ROBBER 1: I got it! Come on, I tell you, come on! 773 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:41,968 (SQUEALS) 774 00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:43,570 ROBBER 2: You wanna get killed? 775 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:45,338 (STRAINS) 776 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:47,907 (GROWLS) 777 00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:49,776 (GRUNTING) 778 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:55,648 (SNARLS) 779 00:36:58,510 --> 00:36:59,652 (CHITTERING) 780 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,655 (JACK-JACK GRUNTS) 781 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,324 - (GROWLING) - (GRUNTING) 782 00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:10,730 (BOB SNORING) 783 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,536 (BOTH GRUNTING) 784 00:37:23,877 --> 00:37:26,479 - (GASPS) - (JACK-JACK YELLING) 785 00:37:33,987 --> 00:37:35,488 (RACCOON CHITTERING) 786 00:37:36,823 --> 00:37:38,425 (JACK-JACK COUGHS) 787 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:40,827 - Uh-oh. - (JACK-JACK GIGGLING) 788 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:53,707 - (SQUEAKS) - (JACK-JACK GIGGLING) 789 00:37:57,944 --> 00:37:58,945 (YELPS) 790 00:38:04,517 --> 00:38:06,886 (RACCOON GROWLS) 791 00:38:06,886 --> 00:38:08,788 - (RACCOON SHRIEKING) - (JACK-JACK COOING) 792 00:38:10,857 --> 00:38:12,959 - (JACK-JACK SQUEALING) - (CRASHING) 793 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,494 (GASPING) 794 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,664 (BOB GRUNTING) 795 00:38:17,664 --> 00:38:20,967 - BOB: No, no, no! - (JACK-JACK SNARLING) 796 00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:22,100 (RACCOON GROWLING) 797 00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:25,839 - No! - (ALL COOING) 798 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,743 BOB: No, no, no. 799 00:38:29,743 --> 00:38:31,578 No, no, no. 800 00:38:31,578 --> 00:38:33,780 - No, no, no! - (SNARLING) 801 00:38:36,549 --> 00:38:38,618 (RACCOON GROWLING) 802 00:38:38,618 --> 00:38:40,487 (SHOUTING GIBBERISH) 803 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:41,588 (GIGGLING) 804 00:38:41,588 --> 00:38:45,250 You have powers! 805 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,626 Yeah, baby, 806 00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:48,695 and there's not a scratch on you! 807 00:38:48,695 --> 00:38:50,430 Did you go through the locked door? 808 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:52,699 - Are those your powers? - (CHUCKLES) 809 00:38:52,699 --> 00:38:54,801 Who can multiply like rabbits 810 00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:57,771 and go right through any solid... 811 00:38:57,771 --> 00:38:59,439 - (SNEEZES) - (YELPS) 812 00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:04,511 - Oh, my God! - (GIGGLING) 813 00:39:05,979 --> 00:39:07,714 (PHONE RINGING) 814 00:39:09,549 --> 00:39:10,984 - Hello? - HELEN: Hey, honey. 815 00:39:10,984 --> 00:39:12,852 - You weren't gonna call me? - BOB: Oh, hey! 816 00:39:12,852 --> 00:39:14,988 (STAMMERING) No. I mean, yes, yeah... 817 00:39:14,988 --> 00:39:17,424 - I just didn't wanna wake you. - (JACK-JACK BABBLING) 818 00:39:17,424 --> 00:39:20,493 The strangest thing just happened out in the yard. 819 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:21,628 Sounds like I just woke you up. 820 00:39:21,628 --> 00:39:23,129 No, no. 821 00:39:23,129 --> 00:39:24,831 - It's just, Jack-Jack... - He had an accident! 822 00:39:24,831 --> 00:39:25,899 I knew it! 823 00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:27,834 I'm coming home right now! I never should have... 824 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:30,170 No accident. Stay there and finish your mission. 825 00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:31,705 You never should... 826 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,773 What? You don't think I can do this? 827 00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:36,476 No, no. Sorry. I misspoke. 828 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:37,877 Do you need me to come back? 829 00:39:37,877 --> 00:39:40,747 No, no. No, I've got this. Everything's great. 830 00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:42,482 What happened with Jack-Jack? 831 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:45,885 Nothing. He's in excellent health. 832 00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,987 - Well, that's good. - (VIOLET SOBBING) 833 00:39:47,987 --> 00:39:50,657 - How was Violet's date? - BOB: Uh... 834 00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:52,459 HELEN: That was tonight, right? 835 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:55,280 BOB: (STAMMERING) Yes. Good. 836 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,300 All fine and good. 837 00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:58,998 And Jack-Jack went down with no trouble? 838 00:39:58,998 --> 00:40:00,767 - (JACK-JACK COOING) - Fine, yes, no trouble. 839 00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:02,635 And Dash got his homework done? 840 00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:03,903 BOB: All done. 841 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:05,171 So, things haven't spiraled out 842 00:40:05,171 --> 00:40:06,172 of control the moment I left? 843 00:40:06,172 --> 00:40:08,410 Amazing as it may seem, 844 00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:10,710 it has been quite uneventful in fact. 845 00:40:10,710 --> 00:40:12,145 How about you? 846 00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:15,480 I saved a runaway train! (LAUGHING IN DELIGHT) 847 00:40:16,616 --> 00:40:18,151 It was so great! 848 00:40:18,151 --> 00:40:20,920 The mayor was there to cut the ribbon on this new train. 849 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,722 REPORTER 1: Elastigirl pursued the train 850 00:40:22,722 --> 00:40:24,891 and was able to successfully activate... 851 00:40:24,891 --> 00:40:27,193 Blah, blah, blah. He says a few words, cuts the ribbon... 852 00:40:27,193 --> 00:40:28,528 and the train starts pulling 853 00:40:28,528 --> 00:40:30,630 out of the station backwards... 854 00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:31,765 REPORTER 2: ...track of its brand new hovertrain... 855 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:33,533 ...malfunctioned... 856 00:40:33,533 --> 00:40:34,734 ...thanking Elastigirl... 857 00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:37,203 REPORTER 3: Superhero Elastigirl... 858 00:40:37,203 --> 00:40:38,538 REPORTER 4: Elastigirl... 859 00:40:38,538 --> 00:40:41,808 Boom! No casualties! (SQUEALS) 860 00:40:41,808 --> 00:40:43,760 REPORTER 5: ...specialized motorbike, 861 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,678 saving all of the passengers... 862 00:40:44,678 --> 00:40:45,779 HELEN: One thing leads to another 863 00:40:45,779 --> 00:40:46,946 and suddenly, I go after it! 864 00:40:46,946 --> 00:40:49,249 I'm telling you, honey, it was a saga! 865 00:40:49,249 --> 00:40:51,217 That's fantastic, honey! 866 00:40:51,217 --> 00:40:53,620 And on your first night! 867 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,656 I am so proud of you, really. 868 00:40:56,656 --> 00:40:58,191 I'm proud of you, honey. 869 00:40:58,191 --> 00:41:00,860 I know you want to get out there and you will soon. 870 00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:02,829 And you'll be amazing. 871 00:41:02,829 --> 00:41:04,640 I couldn't have done this 872 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,699 if you hadn't taken over so well. 873 00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:07,534 Thanks for handling everything. 874 00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:08,935 It's nothing. 875 00:41:08,935 --> 00:41:12,380 (SIGHS) I love you, honey. I'll be back soon. 876 00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:15,800 - Sweet dreams. - Sweet dreams, honey. 877 00:41:15,975 --> 00:41:17,143 (SIGHS) 878 00:41:18,244 --> 00:41:19,846 (SNORING) 879 00:41:30,230 --> 00:41:31,157 (BOB MUMBLING) 880 00:41:31,157 --> 00:41:34,600 (IMITATES DASH) "Hey, Dad, it's okay. 881 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,863 "I'll just wait for Mom to get home." 882 00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:39,833 As if she could... I know how to... 883 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,100 I can do math. 884 00:41:47,874 --> 00:41:49,420 (GROANS) 885 00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,214 Oh, brother... (MUMBLING) 886 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:58,752 (IMITATES DASH) Wait for Mom! 887 00:41:59,953 --> 00:42:02,222 What am I, a substitute parent? 888 00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:07,270 It's not my fault they changed math. 889 00:42:15,668 --> 00:42:18,400 Come on, buddy. Come on. 890 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,807 I think I understand your math assignment. 891 00:42:20,807 --> 00:42:24,644 We still have some time to finish it before your test. 892 00:42:24,644 --> 00:42:26,613 So first, you wanna put all the numbers 893 00:42:26,613 --> 00:42:28,381 by themselves on one side. 894 00:42:28,381 --> 00:42:30,216 ...you change the sign. 895 00:42:30,216 --> 00:42:33,253 That means a plus becomes a minus and a minus... 896 00:42:33,253 --> 00:42:34,754 You got it? 897 00:42:34,754 --> 00:42:36,156 Yeah, baby! 898 00:42:46,232 --> 00:42:48,100 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 899 00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:52,739 Oh. Uh, hello. 900 00:42:52,739 --> 00:42:54,740 We're in a new house. 901 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:57,344 I did write my address on your locker... 902 00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:59,379 in permanent ink. 903 00:42:59,379 --> 00:43:01,681 Oh, is that what that is? 904 00:43:01,681 --> 00:43:03,183 Did you forget? 905 00:43:03,183 --> 00:43:05,218 Forget what? 906 00:43:05,985 --> 00:43:08,188 (CHUCKLING) That's funny. 907 00:43:11,257 --> 00:43:12,826 Points for funny. 908 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,960 Oh, was it the weird outfit? 909 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,698 - (CHUCKLES) - Because there's a reason. 910 00:43:18,698 --> 00:43:20,834 I'm in a drama class... 911 00:43:20,834 --> 00:43:23,360 and they just wanna do Shakespeare... 912 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,500 but they're like, "Try to make it relevant for the kids." 913 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,273 So, like, "Oh, superheroes! Kids love superheroes." 914 00:43:27,273 --> 00:43:28,708 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 915 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:29,676 You wanna wear one kind of tights... 916 00:43:29,676 --> 00:43:30,944 and then they're like, 917 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:32,245 "No, wear these other kind of tights." 918 00:43:32,245 --> 00:43:33,279 (STAMMERS) Do I know you? 919 00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:44,290 Many say your speech today is critical. 920 00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:47,600 Both sides just want the best for their people. 921 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,930 We are so close to finally getting peace in the region. 922 00:43:50,930 --> 00:43:52,832 I haven't done this in a while. 923 00:43:52,832 --> 00:43:55,135 This is good. The train gives us momentum. 924 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:57,370 Just go out there and be your charming self... 925 00:43:57,370 --> 00:43:58,838 and capitalize on it. 926 00:43:58,838 --> 00:44:01,307 Ms. Elastigirl, they're ready for you. 927 00:44:01,307 --> 00:44:03,760 Hey, stretch a leg. 928 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:06,746 Thank you, Chad. It was fun. 929 00:44:06,746 --> 00:44:09,150 Ambassador, your documents. We're moving to the rooftop. 930 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,180 Oh, Madame Ambassador, hello! 931 00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:13,386 Oh, you are Elastigirl! 932 00:44:13,386 --> 00:44:15,889 This is why now I'm shaking your hand. 933 00:44:15,889 --> 00:44:18,240 It was so sad when you went underground. 934 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:22,280 I am glad to see you back in your shiny outfit. 935 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,430 That means so much coming from you. 936 00:44:23,430 --> 00:44:24,764 Good luck with your speech. 937 00:44:24,764 --> 00:44:26,132 This way, Ambassador. 938 00:44:26,132 --> 00:44:27,467 (STAMMERS) Bring lasting peace! 939 00:44:27,467 --> 00:44:29,369 I will, when you defeat evil. 940 00:44:29,369 --> 00:44:31,471 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 941 00:44:31,471 --> 00:44:33,239 Three, two... 942 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:35,308 For over 15 years, 943 00:44:35,308 --> 00:44:36,910 superheroes have been in hiding. 944 00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:38,912 Forced into it by a society 945 00:44:38,912 --> 00:44:40,447 no longer willing to support them. 946 00:44:40,447 --> 00:44:42,820 That may soon be changing... 947 00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:44,517 due to a growing movement to bring the Supers back. 948 00:44:44,517 --> 00:44:46,353 Here, fresh on the heels of her own 949 00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:48,288 heroic save of a runaway train... 950 00:44:48,288 --> 00:44:51,825 and sporting a new look, is the superhero, Elastigirl. 951 00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,159 - Welcome! - Hello, Chad. 952 00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:55,328 All the polls are going in your direction. 953 00:44:55,328 --> 00:44:57,630 That's true. Things are good... 954 00:44:57,630 --> 00:44:58,465 Hello. 955 00:44:58,465 --> 00:45:00,166 Uh, hello? 956 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:02,369 Do I have your attention? 957 00:45:02,369 --> 00:45:03,803 Yes, Chad. 958 00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:05,710 Of course I do. 959 00:45:05,710 --> 00:45:06,940 I'm appearing on your screen. 960 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:10,100 Reading the words I'm saying off of another screen. 961 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:11,911 Screens are everywhere. 962 00:45:11,911 --> 00:45:13,460 We are controlled by screens. 963 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,848 (ELASTIGIRL WHIMPERING) 964 00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:19,819 And screens are controlled by me... 965 00:45:19,819 --> 00:45:21,388 Screenslaver. 966 00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:22,822 Hey! 967 00:45:22,822 --> 00:45:24,958 SCREENSLAVER: I control this broadcast... 968 00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:27,360 and this idiotic anchorman you see before you. 969 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,950 WOMAN: What's wrong with him? 970 00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:30,960 The signal's been hijacked. I'll check it out. 971 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,865 Don't look at any monitors. 972 00:45:31,865 --> 00:45:34,134 I could hijack the ambassador's aerocade... 973 00:45:34,134 --> 00:45:36,436 while it's still airborne. 974 00:45:36,436 --> 00:45:38,238 Right, Elastigirl? 975 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,942 Nearest window! Where's the nearest window? 976 00:45:55,255 --> 00:45:57,123 - Oh, what's going on? - Where's Elastigirl? 977 00:45:57,123 --> 00:45:58,858 (GROANS) Which one? 978 00:46:03,129 --> 00:46:05,131 (ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING) 979 00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:09,269 Elastigirl! What are you doing here? 980 00:46:09,269 --> 00:46:11,604 The ambassador is in danger. Which chopper is she... 981 00:46:11,604 --> 00:46:13,139 Look out! 982 00:46:14,607 --> 00:46:16,976 Follow them and get me close! 983 00:46:19,479 --> 00:46:22,282 Get out of the sky, and touch down safely! 984 00:46:31,224 --> 00:46:34,861 - (GRUNTS) - Stand down! It's Elastigirl. 985 00:46:34,861 --> 00:46:36,463 Stay in your seat, ma'am! 986 00:46:43,136 --> 00:46:45,271 - (GROANS, GASPS) - We're under attack! 987 00:46:45,271 --> 00:46:48,241 Quick, go! Protect the ambassador! 988 00:46:51,611 --> 00:46:52,912 Open the door! 989 00:46:52,912 --> 00:46:54,114 Do as she says! 990 00:46:56,149 --> 00:46:57,250 Can you all swim? 991 00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,918 - ALL: Yeah. - No! 992 00:46:59,586 --> 00:47:01,921 (ALL SCREAMING) 993 00:47:12,999 --> 00:47:14,367 (AMBASSADOR GRUNTS) 994 00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:18,171 (BOTH GRUNTING) 995 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,209 ELASTIGIRL: We're gonna have to slingshot! Hang on! 996 00:47:23,209 --> 00:47:25,945 - (ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING) - (AMBASSADOR SCREAMING) 997 00:47:30,216 --> 00:47:32,552 - (PANTING) - Are you all right, ma'am? 998 00:47:32,552 --> 00:47:34,354 I'm perfectly fine... 999 00:47:36,589 --> 00:47:38,158 BOB: Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh! 1000 00:47:44,164 --> 00:47:46,966 Boys are jerks and superheroes suck. 1001 00:47:46,966 --> 00:47:48,268 Good morning! 1002 00:47:48,268 --> 00:47:50,170 He takes one look at me in that suit... 1003 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:54,740 and decides to pretend he doesn't even know me. 1004 00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:56,176 He's protecting himself. 1005 00:47:56,176 --> 00:47:59,450 If he really did see you, it's best that he forget. 1006 00:47:59,450 --> 00:48:00,980 It's better for you, too. 1007 00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:03,830 I can't tell you how many memories 1008 00:48:03,830 --> 00:48:05,385 Dicker's had to erase over the years... 1009 00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:07,187 (SNIFFS) when someone figured out 1010 00:48:07,187 --> 00:48:08,988 your mother's or my identity. 1011 00:48:08,988 --> 00:48:11,324 - (GASPS) - It was Dicker! 1012 00:48:11,324 --> 00:48:13,560 - You told him about Tony! - Honey... 1013 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,496 You had me erased from Tony's mind! 1014 00:48:21,368 --> 00:48:23,360 (DOOR SLAMS) 1015 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,504 - (JACK-JACK GIGGLING) - (DOOR OPENS) 1016 00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:31,711 I hate superheroes! 1017 00:48:31,711 --> 00:48:34,140 And I renounce them! 1018 00:48:34,547 --> 00:48:35,582 (WHIRRING) 1019 00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:41,988 I renounce them! 1020 00:48:41,988 --> 00:48:44,240 (GRUNTING) 1021 00:48:46,526 --> 00:48:48,561 (PANTING) 1022 00:48:48,561 --> 00:48:50,630 (FOOTSTEPS RETREATING) 1023 00:48:50,630 --> 00:48:52,532 Is she having adolescence? 1024 00:48:52,532 --> 00:48:53,700 (DOOR SLAMS) 1025 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:55,368 REPORTER: A new report out today shows that, 1026 00:48:55,368 --> 00:48:57,203 when it comes to decision-making... 1027 00:48:57,203 --> 00:48:59,390 people have more trust in a monkey 1028 00:48:59,390 --> 00:49:00,407 throwing darts than Congress. 1029 00:49:00,407 --> 00:49:02,575 What's going on, Tommy? A protest? 1030 00:49:02,575 --> 00:49:04,678 - (PROTESTERS CHANTING) - They're here in support. 1031 00:49:04,678 --> 00:49:07,130 Support? Support of what? 1032 00:49:07,130 --> 00:49:09,582 TOMMY: Well, in support of you. 1033 00:49:09,582 --> 00:49:11,184 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1034 00:49:12,185 --> 00:49:14,688 Wow. Oh, hey... 1035 00:49:14,688 --> 00:49:17,323 Thanks for coming out. Hi. 1036 00:49:17,323 --> 00:49:20,930 Oh, my goodness. Thanks so much. 1037 00:49:20,930 --> 00:49:21,227 Oh, hello. 1038 00:49:21,227 --> 00:49:22,595 What does your sign say? 1039 00:49:27,670 --> 00:49:28,635 ALL: (CHANTING) Ka-boom! Ka-pow! 1040 00:49:28,635 --> 00:49:31,237 Supers should be legal now! 1041 00:49:31,237 --> 00:49:33,540 Talk to ya. Oh, what do ya know! 1042 00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:34,641 Ellenwood. 1043 00:49:34,641 --> 00:49:36,676 Oh, now you wanna return my calls 1044 00:49:36,676 --> 00:49:38,440 about superheroes, huh? 1045 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:39,746 Oh. I'll have to call you back. 1046 00:49:39,746 --> 00:49:41,147 Oh, that felt good. 1047 00:49:41,147 --> 00:49:42,349 Felicia, hold my calls, please. 1048 00:49:42,349 --> 00:49:44,150 Hey! It's working! 1049 00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:46,286 Hey, the ambassador made a big speech 1050 00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:47,487 about superheroes today. 1051 00:49:47,487 --> 00:49:49,222 Turns out saving someone's life 1052 00:49:49,222 --> 00:49:50,623 makes a good impression on them. Who knew, huh? 1053 00:49:50,623 --> 00:49:53,126 I'm getting calls from all over the world. 1054 00:49:53,126 --> 00:49:55,528 Media awareness is up 72%. 1055 00:49:55,528 --> 00:49:57,630 The push for superhero legalization 1056 00:49:57,630 --> 00:49:59,632 is becoming a worldwide movement! 1057 00:49:59,632 --> 00:50:01,534 I have big plans for our next move. 1058 00:50:01,534 --> 00:50:03,370 We're gonna have a summit at sea. 1059 00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,471 We'll use our ship... 1060 00:50:04,471 --> 00:50:06,706 we'll gather leaders and Supers... 1061 00:50:06,706 --> 00:50:09,442 - from all over the world. - That's great. 1062 00:50:09,442 --> 00:50:10,577 I'm happy. 1063 00:50:10,577 --> 00:50:12,245 I'm happy the numbers are up. 1064 00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:15,348 I'm happy the ambassador is pro-superhero... 1065 00:50:15,348 --> 00:50:17,117 and I'm happy you're happy. 1066 00:50:17,117 --> 00:50:20,387 I'm hearing that you're happy, but why am I not feeling it? 1067 00:50:20,387 --> 00:50:22,122 Because I didn't get him! 1068 00:50:22,122 --> 00:50:23,523 Screenslaver is still out there. 1069 00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:26,359 All I did was play his game and win this round. 1070 00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:27,527 He's gonna want more 1071 00:50:27,527 --> 00:50:29,662 and as long as he gets to play, he wins. 1072 00:50:29,662 --> 00:50:31,731 One thing I've learned in business? 1073 00:50:31,731 --> 00:50:33,666 Smell the flowers. 1074 00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:35,201 They don't bloom that often. 1075 00:50:35,201 --> 00:50:36,670 What do you want on your tombstone? 1076 00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:37,804 "She worried a lot"? 1077 00:50:37,804 --> 00:50:39,806 EVELYN: All right, stop talking. 1078 00:50:39,806 --> 00:50:41,207 Show her. 1079 00:50:44,844 --> 00:50:46,279 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1080 00:50:46,279 --> 00:50:49,282 This is just so exciting, isn't it? Huh? 1081 00:50:49,282 --> 00:50:51,284 (CHATTER STOPS) 1082 00:50:51,284 --> 00:50:53,219 Oh, wow. Uh... 1083 00:50:53,219 --> 00:50:56,423 Wow! Elastigirl, there you are. 1084 00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:57,857 - Hello. - (STAMMERS) I didn't... 1085 00:50:57,857 --> 00:50:59,325 Wow! 1086 00:50:59,325 --> 00:51:01,661 Come on, get yourself together, Karen. 1087 00:51:01,661 --> 00:51:04,764 Hi, my superhero name is Voyd. 1088 00:51:04,764 --> 00:51:08,768 I just wanna thank you, for, like, for being you! 1089 00:51:08,768 --> 00:51:10,704 (STAMMERING) 1090 00:51:10,704 --> 00:51:14,307 Okay, what I can do, um, is this. 1091 00:51:15,575 --> 00:51:17,344 (ALL GASP) 1092 00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:21,481 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah. 1093 00:51:21,481 --> 00:51:25,251 That is impressive. Very interdimensional. 1094 00:51:25,251 --> 00:51:27,454 I felt like an outcast before. 1095 00:51:27,454 --> 00:51:32,192 But now, with you being you, I feel like... 1096 00:51:32,192 --> 00:51:33,593 (SIGHS) 1097 00:51:33,593 --> 00:51:34,594 Yay, me. 1098 00:51:35,662 --> 00:51:37,630 I flew them in from all over. 1099 00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:39,499 They've all been in hiding. 1100 00:51:39,499 --> 00:51:41,701 They have powers, secret identities... 1101 00:51:41,701 --> 00:51:44,571 and names they've given themselves. 1102 00:51:44,571 --> 00:51:46,873 I'm Screech. It's a pleasure. 1103 00:51:46,873 --> 00:51:48,274 I've always considered you 1104 00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:50,343 the gold standard for superheroes. 1105 00:51:50,343 --> 00:51:52,479 Well, thanks. You're too nice. 1106 00:51:52,479 --> 00:51:54,381 I am called Brick. 1107 00:51:54,381 --> 00:51:57,751 Nice to meet you, Brick. Uh, where are you from? 1108 00:51:57,751 --> 00:51:59,319 Wisconsin. 1109 00:51:59,319 --> 00:52:02,455 Oh. Elastigirl. I assume your powers are... 1110 00:52:02,455 --> 00:52:04,724 You know, zapping things electrically... 1111 00:52:04,724 --> 00:52:07,260 charging things, bolts of lightning, that kind of stuff. 1112 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:08,728 Name's Reflux. 1113 00:52:08,728 --> 00:52:11,698 Medical condition or superpower, you decide. 1114 00:52:11,698 --> 00:52:13,333 (CHUCKLES) That's a little line 1115 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,768 I say just to put people at ease. 1116 00:52:14,768 --> 00:52:15,902 Hope I don't offend. 1117 00:52:15,902 --> 00:52:17,937 Oh, no, no, no. Reflux. Love it. 1118 00:52:17,937 --> 00:52:19,372 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1119 00:52:19,372 --> 00:52:22,275 Well, I do look forward to working with you. 1120 00:52:22,275 --> 00:52:25,345 Yes, that is impressive. Keep practicing. 1121 00:52:25,345 --> 00:52:26,713 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1122 00:52:26,713 --> 00:52:28,248 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) - Ow! 1123 00:52:28,248 --> 00:52:29,849 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1124 00:52:29,849 --> 00:52:31,284 (SNORING) 1125 00:52:31,284 --> 00:52:34,654 Well, I'm beat. Congratulations. Big day. 1126 00:52:34,654 --> 00:52:37,223 Good night, ladies. I will see you tomorrow. 1127 00:52:37,223 --> 00:52:38,525 Good night. 1128 00:52:38,525 --> 00:52:40,226 Must be nice for you, 1129 00:52:40,226 --> 00:52:41,795 being out front after all this time. 1130 00:52:41,795 --> 00:52:43,363 Out front? 1131 00:52:43,363 --> 00:52:45,932 Well, it's been a while since your superhero days... 1132 00:52:45,932 --> 00:52:47,767 and even then, you were kind of 1133 00:52:47,767 --> 00:52:49,369 in Mr. Incredible's shadow. 1134 00:52:49,369 --> 00:52:50,804 Nah, I beg to differ. 1135 00:52:50,804 --> 00:52:52,806 I'm not... I'm not saying you weren't big. 1136 00:52:52,806 --> 00:52:54,808 No, you were, and are, a superstar... 1137 00:52:54,808 --> 00:52:57,744 but you have the stage to yourself now. 1138 00:52:57,744 --> 00:52:59,779 And people have to pay attention. 1139 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:01,581 Oh, you mean, "It's a man's world" and all that? 1140 00:53:01,581 --> 00:53:03,450 Well, what world do you live in? 1141 00:53:03,450 --> 00:53:04,784 Your brother runs DEVTECH. 1142 00:53:04,784 --> 00:53:08,922 I don't want his job. I invent, he sells. 1143 00:53:08,922 --> 00:53:12,492 I ask you, which of us has the greater influence? 1144 00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:13,960 Which side of me are you asking? 1145 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,428 The believer or the cynic? 1146 00:53:15,428 --> 00:53:16,696 The cynic... 1147 00:53:16,696 --> 00:53:18,431 Would say selling is more important 1148 00:53:18,431 --> 00:53:20,467 because the best sellers have the most buyers. 1149 00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:22,268 Doesn't matter what you're selling. 1150 00:53:22,268 --> 00:53:24,400 It only matters what people buy. 1151 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,705 This is true. 1152 00:53:25,705 --> 00:53:27,674 If I discovered the origin of the universe... 1153 00:53:27,674 --> 00:53:29,309 my brother would find a way 1154 00:53:29,309 --> 00:53:32,278 to market it as a, uh, foot massager. 1155 00:53:32,278 --> 00:53:34,614 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1156 00:53:34,614 --> 00:53:36,516 So, what would the believer say? 1157 00:53:36,516 --> 00:53:38,852 The believer would tell you to make your mark. 1158 00:53:38,852 --> 00:53:41,321 Don't wait for permission, assert yourself 1159 00:53:41,321 --> 00:53:42,822 and impose your will on the status quo. 1160 00:53:42,822 --> 00:53:44,691 - Sounds like my brother. - What? 1161 00:53:44,691 --> 00:53:45,992 You sound like my brother. 1162 00:53:45,992 --> 00:53:47,394 Well, he's not wrong. 1163 00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:48,728 There is an art to getting a reaction... 1164 00:53:48,728 --> 00:53:50,463 (GASPS) Oh! I know how to get him. 1165 00:53:50,463 --> 00:53:53,500 - My brother? - No. Screenslaver! 1166 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:56,302 You're tech-savvy. I need to lock onto a signal... 1167 00:53:56,302 --> 00:53:57,470 and trace its origin. 1168 00:53:57,470 --> 00:53:58,605 How fast can you slap something together 1169 00:53:58,605 --> 00:53:59,806 and meet me at the airport? 1170 00:53:59,806 --> 00:54:00,807 Airport? 1171 00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:02,575 Need to go out of town, pronto. 1172 00:54:02,575 --> 00:54:03,743 I can get your contraption together by 5:00 a.m. 1173 00:54:03,743 --> 00:54:05,845 I need to get on TV. Chad! 1174 00:54:05,845 --> 00:54:07,614 I'll get my brother to set up an exclusive with him 1175 00:54:07,614 --> 00:54:08,782 tonight on the newscast. 1176 00:54:08,782 --> 00:54:09,983 Finish our interview by phone! 1177 00:54:09,983 --> 00:54:11,351 Promote the hell out of it. 1178 00:54:11,351 --> 00:54:12,752 Independence from Screenslavery! 1179 00:54:12,752 --> 00:54:15,588 - Chad tonight. - BOTH: Boom! (LAUGHING) 1180 00:54:15,588 --> 00:54:17,357 (PHONE RINGING) 1181 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:20,427 - Dicker. - BOB: Yeah, hey, Rick. 1182 00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:22,280 You remember that kid I mentioned to you? 1183 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,329 Tony Rydinger. 1184 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:25,310 Mind wipe? Yeah, nice kid. 1185 00:54:25,310 --> 00:54:26,733 Well, you also wiped out 1186 00:54:26,733 --> 00:54:28,735 the Friday night date my daughter had with him. 1187 00:54:28,735 --> 00:54:31,371 In fact, you wiped out my daughter. 1188 00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:33,640 Oops. Not an exact science, Bob. 1189 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,508 Rick, you gotta help me here. 1190 00:54:35,508 --> 00:54:38,545 Violet hates me, and you, and superheroes. 1191 00:54:38,545 --> 00:54:41,470 I gotta fix this. What do you know about Tony? 1192 00:54:41,470 --> 00:54:42,449 Um... 1193 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:43,917 Not much. 1194 00:54:43,917 --> 00:54:45,518 Seems like a good kid. 1195 00:54:45,518 --> 00:54:47,687 Popular, plays sports, music. 1196 00:54:47,687 --> 00:54:51,524 Parents own The Happy Platter, kid works there part time. 1197 00:54:51,524 --> 00:54:53,693 Happy Platter? 1198 00:54:56,396 --> 00:54:58,932 Why did we drive all the way across town 1199 00:54:58,932 --> 00:55:00,734 for The Happy Platter? 1200 00:55:00,734 --> 00:55:04,371 We'd like a booth over there, near the philodendron. 1201 00:55:04,371 --> 00:55:06,506 Good, right? Near the philodendron. 1202 00:55:06,506 --> 00:55:08,775 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1203 00:55:08,775 --> 00:55:11,945 This platter doesn't look all that happy to me. 1204 00:55:11,945 --> 00:55:13,913 It looks bored. 1205 00:55:13,913 --> 00:55:15,815 Ha-ha! The Bored Platter! 1206 00:55:15,815 --> 00:55:18,385 I thought Vi would want a change of pace 1207 00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:19,552 from drive-in food. 1208 00:55:19,552 --> 00:55:21,454 I like drive-in food. 1209 00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:23,423 Does this mean vegetables? 1210 00:55:23,423 --> 00:55:25,425 A balanced diet means vegetables, kiddo. 1211 00:55:25,425 --> 00:55:27,527 Get used to it. 1212 00:55:27,527 --> 00:55:29,562 TONY: Good evening, everyone. 1213 00:55:29,562 --> 00:55:31,164 - BOB: Oh, no! - (COUGHING) 1214 00:55:31,164 --> 00:55:32,766 - Is she all right? - Violet, are you okay? 1215 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:33,967 - (COUGHING) - Nothing to see here. 1216 00:55:33,967 --> 00:55:35,735 Yeah, more napkins would be good. 1217 00:55:35,735 --> 00:55:36,870 - I'm fine, I'm fine. - It happens all the time here. 1218 00:55:36,870 --> 00:55:37,771 Mops it right up. 1219 00:55:37,771 --> 00:55:40,674 Normally, she doesn't ever drip like this. 1220 00:55:40,674 --> 00:55:42,842 - Would you like water, sir? - BOB: Yes. 1221 00:55:42,842 --> 00:55:45,812 Yes, I would. This is my daughter... 1222 00:55:45,812 --> 00:55:47,514 - who you must know, right? - God. Stop. 1223 00:55:47,514 --> 00:55:48,848 - Hello. - Violet. 1224 00:55:48,848 --> 00:55:50,160 Hello, Violet. 1225 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,151 (BOB CHUCKLING) 1226 00:55:51,151 --> 00:55:52,619 Hey, Vi, say hi to... 1227 00:55:52,619 --> 00:55:53,987 Don't push it, Dad. 1228 00:55:53,987 --> 00:55:55,989 I'm Dash, her little brother. 1229 00:55:55,989 --> 00:55:57,157 Hello. 1230 00:55:57,157 --> 00:55:59,626 Mmm. This is really good water. 1231 00:55:59,626 --> 00:56:00,927 It's very refreshing. 1232 00:56:00,927 --> 00:56:01,795 Spring water, is it? 1233 00:56:01,795 --> 00:56:04,698 I don't know, sir. I think it's tap. 1234 00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:06,466 Well, it is very good. 1235 00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:07,867 Excellent tap. 1236 00:56:07,867 --> 00:56:10,300 Excuse me. 1237 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:11,838 Well, nice to meet you. 1238 00:56:11,838 --> 00:56:13,573 - Where'd she go? - DASH: Mmm. 1239 00:56:13,573 --> 00:56:16,676 To find a good place to be angry? 1240 00:56:16,676 --> 00:56:19,579 Tonight, we go now to a special remote interview... 1241 00:56:19,579 --> 00:56:20,780 with Elastigirl. 1242 00:56:20,780 --> 00:56:21,815 ELASTIGIRL: How you feeling, Chad? 1243 00:56:21,815 --> 00:56:23,830 You doing all right? 1244 00:56:23,830 --> 00:56:25,585 I'm fine. The doctors checked me out. 1245 00:56:25,585 --> 00:56:27,587 (STAMMERS) I have no memory of the event. 1246 00:56:27,587 --> 00:56:29,489 I gotta tell you, it's pretty strange 1247 00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:30,857 to see a recording... 1248 00:56:30,857 --> 00:56:33,526 of yourself the night before and have no recollection. 1249 00:56:33,526 --> 00:56:35,950 I don't think anyone needs to worry. 1250 00:56:35,950 --> 00:56:37,564 We've taken many precautions tonight though. 1251 00:56:37,564 --> 00:56:38,898 Where are you right now? 1252 00:56:38,898 --> 00:56:41,935 On a case, in a secure undisclosed location. 1253 00:56:41,935 --> 00:56:43,636 CHAD: I wanna talk about you... 1254 00:56:43,636 --> 00:56:46,390 starting with your save of a runaway train. 1255 00:56:46,390 --> 00:56:48,608 Here's an exclusive unedited clip 1256 00:56:48,608 --> 00:56:50,430 from your own suit cam. 1257 00:56:50,430 --> 00:56:51,144 Roll the clip. 1258 00:56:51,144 --> 00:56:53,913 ELASTIGIRL: This thing's really moving. 1259 00:56:53,913 --> 00:56:56,649 100 and climbing. How much track is built? 1260 00:56:56,649 --> 00:56:59,586 EVELYN: About 25 miles. 1261 00:56:59,586 --> 00:57:02,789 SCREENSLAVER: The Screenslaver interrupts this program... 1262 00:57:02,789 --> 00:57:04,224 for an important announcement. 1263 00:57:04,224 --> 00:57:06,126 I'll be damned. She knew. 1264 00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:07,894 Let's see if your gadget works. 1265 00:57:07,894 --> 00:57:10,163 Don't bother watching the rest. 1266 00:57:10,163 --> 00:57:11,664 Gotcha! 1267 00:57:11,664 --> 00:57:13,900 Elastigirl doesn't save the day. 1268 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:16,770 She only postpones her defeat. 1269 00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:18,972 And while she postpones her defeat... 1270 00:57:18,972 --> 00:57:22,642 you eat chips and watch her confront problems... 1271 00:57:22,642 --> 00:57:24,911 that you are too lazy to deal with. 1272 00:57:24,911 --> 00:57:27,814 Superheroes are part of your brainless desire... 1273 00:57:27,814 --> 00:57:31,510 to replace true experience with simulation. 1274 00:57:31,510 --> 00:57:34,554 You don't talk, you watch talk shows. 1275 00:57:34,554 --> 00:57:38,124 You don't play games, you watch game shows. 1276 00:57:38,124 --> 00:57:41,194 Travel, relationships, risk... 1277 00:57:41,194 --> 00:57:44,130 every meaningful experience must be packaged... 1278 00:57:44,130 --> 00:57:47,701 and delivered to you to watch at a distance. 1279 00:57:47,701 --> 00:57:50,170 So that you can remain ever sheltered... 1280 00:57:50,170 --> 00:57:51,871 ever passive... 1281 00:57:51,871 --> 00:57:54,274 ever ravenous consumers... 1282 00:57:54,274 --> 00:57:57,277 who can't bring themselves to rise from their couches... 1283 00:57:57,277 --> 00:58:01,715 break a sweat and participate in life. 1284 00:58:01,715 --> 00:58:04,284 You want superheroes to protect you... 1285 00:58:04,284 --> 00:58:08,588 and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. 1286 00:58:08,588 --> 00:58:12,125 While you tell yourselves you're being looked after. 1287 00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:14,260 That your interests are being served. 1288 00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:17,130 And your rights are being upheld. 1289 00:58:17,130 --> 00:58:20,266 So that the system can keep stealing from you... 1290 00:58:20,266 --> 00:58:23,136 smiling at you all the while. 1291 00:58:23,136 --> 00:58:26,840 Go ahead, send your Supers to stop me. 1292 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,175 Grab your snacks, watch your screens, 1293 00:58:29,175 --> 00:58:31,277 and see what happens. 1294 00:58:31,277 --> 00:58:34,314 You are no longer in control. 1295 00:58:34,314 --> 00:58:35,915 I am. 1296 00:59:01,675 --> 00:59:03,843 (MACHINES BEEPING) 1297 00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:41,810 (CLOCK CHIMING) 1298 01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:19,185 SCREENSLAVER: Find anything? 1299 01:00:19,819 --> 01:00:21,154 (GROANING) 1300 01:00:26,292 --> 01:00:28,228 (YELLING) 1301 01:00:31,464 --> 01:00:33,233 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1302 01:00:52,852 --> 01:00:54,540 (GROANS) 1303 01:00:55,288 --> 01:00:56,756 (GRUNTS) 1304 01:00:57,257 --> 01:00:58,491 (BEEPING) 1305 01:00:58,491 --> 01:01:00,600 (PANTING) 1306 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,610 (GRUNTS) 1307 01:01:08,268 --> 01:01:09,903 (ALARM RINGING) 1308 01:01:09,903 --> 01:01:11,204 - (GRUNTS) - Sorry! 1309 01:01:19,245 --> 01:01:20,313 (ELASTIGIRL GROANS) 1310 01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:35,328 (BEEPS) 1311 01:01:35,328 --> 01:01:36,796 (EXPLOSION) 1312 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:43,436 (GRUNTING) 1313 01:01:43,436 --> 01:01:44,938 (STAMMERS) What happened? 1314 01:01:44,938 --> 01:01:48,800 What happened is you destroyed my evidence. 1315 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:49,776 What's going on? What did I do? 1316 01:01:49,776 --> 01:01:51,244 What did you guys do to me? 1317 01:01:51,244 --> 01:01:55,150 That's right, punk. Blame the system. 1318 01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:56,916 Your tracker worked like a charm, Evelyn. 1319 01:01:56,916 --> 01:01:58,184 You're a genius. 1320 01:01:58,184 --> 01:01:59,850 Aw, shucks! 1321 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:01,888 I'm just the genius behind the genius. 1322 01:02:01,888 --> 01:02:04,257 - (TV PLAYING) - DASH: Hey, Dad. 1323 01:02:04,257 --> 01:02:08,261 We're doing fractions and denismals and percentages 1324 01:02:08,261 --> 01:02:09,329 and I don't get 'em. 1325 01:02:09,329 --> 01:02:10,463 Aren't you... 1326 01:02:10,463 --> 01:02:11,931 Didn't we get all caught up? 1327 01:02:11,931 --> 01:02:13,366 Yeah, we were caught up... 1328 01:02:13,366 --> 01:02:16,836 and now we're doing fractions and percentages and demicels. 1329 01:02:16,836 --> 01:02:18,204 Decimals. 1330 01:02:18,204 --> 01:02:19,506 NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) ...the addition of the Incredibile, 1331 01:02:19,506 --> 01:02:20,907 the super car... 1332 01:02:20,907 --> 01:02:23,276 once driven by superhero, Mr. Incredible. 1333 01:02:23,276 --> 01:02:26,246 It's the kind of thing you buy when you have everything else. 1334 01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:28,581 They said it was beyond repair. 1335 01:02:28,581 --> 01:02:30,116 VICTOR CATCHET: Hey, it was in perfect condition. 1336 01:02:30,116 --> 01:02:31,918 You used to drive that? 1337 01:02:31,918 --> 01:02:33,420 They said it was destroyed. 1338 01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:35,288 Long thought lost or destroyed, 1339 01:02:35,288 --> 01:02:37,457 the famous car turned up at private auction. 1340 01:02:37,457 --> 01:02:38,958 They said it was... 1341 01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:40,960 That's my car! 1342 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,862 - (TV CONTINUES PLAYING) - (GRUNTS) 1343 01:02:43,496 --> 01:02:45,231 (COUGHING) 1344 01:02:48,868 --> 01:02:51,338 Stupid water feature! 1345 01:02:51,338 --> 01:02:54,107 This car is just loaded with amazing gadgets. 1346 01:02:54,107 --> 01:02:55,275 Care to demonstrate? 1347 01:02:55,275 --> 01:02:57,444 I'd love to, but we haven't figured out 1348 01:02:57,444 --> 01:02:59,120 how to make them work yet. 1349 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,947 (BOTH GASP) 1350 01:03:00,947 --> 01:03:04,840 - Wow! It works? - (PEOPLE ON TV SCREAMING) 1351 01:03:05,285 --> 01:03:06,553 Huh? 1352 01:03:06,553 --> 01:03:09,220 What are you doing? This is not a toy! 1353 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:10,290 That's a rocket launcher! 1354 01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:12,292 Sweet! Which one launches the rocket? 1355 01:03:12,292 --> 01:03:14,270 Hey! This is not your car! 1356 01:03:14,270 --> 01:03:15,362 It's not your car, either! 1357 01:03:15,362 --> 01:03:17,163 It is so! It's the Incredibile. 1358 01:03:17,163 --> 01:03:19,199 - Why's that guy have it? - He shouldn't! 1359 01:03:19,199 --> 01:03:20,967 Launch the rockets! Launch the rockets! 1360 01:03:20,967 --> 01:03:22,435 Launch the rockets! 1361 01:03:22,435 --> 01:03:23,970 - I'm not launching anything! - I wanna blow it up! 1362 01:03:23,970 --> 01:03:25,380 Do you think I want an angry rich guy... 1363 01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:26,539 coming after me right now... 1364 01:03:26,539 --> 01:03:28,274 - when I'm trying not to... - I'm not sure 1365 01:03:28,274 --> 01:03:29,342 - what's happened here, Mark. - ...distract your mother. 1366 01:03:29,342 --> 01:03:31,440 But everyone here has scattered 1367 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,946 and I'm afraid I'll need to move at any minute. 1368 01:03:32,946 --> 01:03:35,482 (GROANS) Rich guy got my car. 1369 01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:40,120 So, you're not gonna steal your car 1370 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,521 back from the rich guy? 1371 01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:45,910 - (SNEEZES) - (BOB GASPS) 1372 01:03:45,910 --> 01:03:46,926 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 1373 01:03:46,926 --> 01:03:49,950 (VIOLET SCREAMING) 1374 01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:52,298 What the heck is that? 1375 01:03:52,298 --> 01:03:54,100 (GROWLING) 1376 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:56,360 - (LAUGHING) - (SIGHS) 1377 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,710 Jack-Jack has powers? 1378 01:03:58,710 --> 01:03:59,205 Well, yeah, but... 1379 01:03:59,205 --> 01:04:00,640 - You knew about this? - Yeah. 1380 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,475 - VIOLET: Why didn't you tell us? - I don't know. 1381 01:04:02,475 --> 01:04:05,110 We're your kids. We need to know these things. 1382 01:04:05,110 --> 01:04:06,312 - Did you tell Mom? - No. 1383 01:04:06,312 --> 01:04:08,214 - Why not? - Your mother is not... 1384 01:04:08,214 --> 01:04:09,949 You'd want us to tell you, wouldn't you? 1385 01:04:09,949 --> 01:04:11,284 - Why would you not tell Mom? - Because I didn't wanna... 1386 01:04:11,284 --> 01:04:12,485 What? 1387 01:04:12,485 --> 01:04:13,687 - Come on, man. - Because it's not the time. 1388 01:04:13,687 --> 01:04:14,954 - Why? - Because... 1389 01:04:14,954 --> 01:04:16,560 So uncool! 1390 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,191 Because I'm formulating, okay? 1391 01:04:18,191 --> 01:04:21,940 I'm taking in information, I'm processing! 1392 01:04:21,940 --> 01:04:23,163 I'm doing the math, I'm fixing the boyfriend... 1393 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:24,397 and keeping the baby 1394 01:04:24,397 --> 01:04:25,632 from turning into a flaming monster! 1395 01:04:25,632 --> 01:04:27,670 How do I do it? 1396 01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:30,203 By rolling with the punches, baby! 1397 01:04:30,203 --> 01:04:32,939 I eat thunder and crap lightning, okay? 1398 01:04:32,939 --> 01:04:34,507 'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible! 1399 01:04:34,507 --> 01:04:38,440 Not Mr. So-So or Mr. Mediocre-Guy. 1400 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,613 Mr. Incredible! 1401 01:04:40,613 --> 01:04:42,248 (JACK-JACK CHUCKLES) 1402 01:04:42,248 --> 01:04:44,484 We should call Lucius. 1403 01:04:44,484 --> 01:04:46,152 No. I can handle it. 1404 01:04:46,152 --> 01:04:48,488 - There's no way I'm gonna... - (SNEEZES) 1405 01:04:48,488 --> 01:04:50,256 (BOB GASPS) 1406 01:04:50,256 --> 01:04:52,125 (YELLING) 1407 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,940 (JACK-JACK SCREAMING) 1408 01:04:57,564 --> 01:04:59,332 Dada. 1409 01:05:00,133 --> 01:05:02,268 I'm calling Lucius. 1410 01:05:02,268 --> 01:05:05,538 - (TV PLAYING) - (LAUGHING) 1411 01:05:05,538 --> 01:05:08,274 Looks normal to me. When did this start happening? 1412 01:05:08,274 --> 01:05:10,310 Since Helen got the job. 1413 01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:12,245 - I assume she knows? - Are you kidding? 1414 01:05:12,245 --> 01:05:13,546 I can't tell her about this, 1415 01:05:13,546 --> 01:05:15,810 not while she's doing hero work! 1416 01:05:15,810 --> 01:05:16,383 Mama! 1417 01:05:16,383 --> 01:05:17,751 ELASTIGIRL: (ON TV) Girls, come on. 1418 01:05:17,751 --> 01:05:19,285 Leave the saving the world to the men? 1419 01:05:19,285 --> 01:05:20,653 - I don't think so. - Mama! 1420 01:05:20,653 --> 01:05:22,522 I've got to succeed! 1421 01:05:22,522 --> 01:05:24,224 So she can succeed. 1422 01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,693 - So we can succeed! - I get it, Bob! 1423 01:05:26,693 --> 01:05:29,662 I get it. When was the last time you slept? 1424 01:05:29,662 --> 01:05:31,498 Who keeps track of that? 1425 01:05:31,498 --> 01:05:33,660 Besides, he's a baby. 1426 01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:35,435 I can handle it, I got this handled. 1427 01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:37,370 So, you good then? 1428 01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:39,773 You got everything under control? Right? 1429 01:05:39,773 --> 01:05:41,408 (JACK-JACK GURGLING) 1430 01:05:42,609 --> 01:05:44,440 What the...? 1431 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,145 (JACK-JACK GURGLING FROM OTHER DIMENSION) 1432 01:05:45,145 --> 01:05:47,213 Cookie! Cha Cha want a cookie? 1433 01:05:47,213 --> 01:05:50,150 Num-num cookie? Cha Cha wanna num-num? 1434 01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:53,190 Num-num cookie! Cookie! 1435 01:05:53,190 --> 01:05:54,187 - You're not... - Cookie! 1436 01:05:54,187 --> 01:05:55,488 - Oh, my God! - Cookie! 1437 01:05:55,488 --> 01:05:57,490 - Dada! Dada. Dada. - LUCIUS: Whoa. 1438 01:05:57,490 --> 01:05:59,292 Okay! Okay. 1439 01:05:59,292 --> 01:06:01,261 So, he can still hear you from the... 1440 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,296 From the other dimension, yeah. 1441 01:06:03,296 --> 01:06:05,398 That is freaky. I mean, that's not like... 1442 01:06:05,398 --> 01:06:08,435 Not like our other kids. No, it is not. 1443 01:06:08,435 --> 01:06:11,137 - Full powers, totally random. - (GURGLING) 1444 01:06:11,137 --> 01:06:13,473 So now, he's what? Is he good? 1445 01:06:13,473 --> 01:06:15,608 Yeah, you'd think so, right? 1446 01:06:15,608 --> 01:06:18,712 Obviously, I can't keep giving him cookies! 1447 01:06:18,712 --> 01:06:20,680 - Uh-uh? - But if I stop... 1448 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,182 (GROWLING) 1449 01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:26,252 Ahhh! He is freaking! Again, he is freaking! 1450 01:06:26,252 --> 01:06:27,754 No biting the daddy! 1451 01:06:27,754 --> 01:06:29,122 - What the...? - No biting! 1452 01:06:34,694 --> 01:06:37,130 - (CRYING) - Okay. 1453 01:06:38,531 --> 01:06:41,634 I think I just need a little bit of me time. 1454 01:06:41,634 --> 01:06:43,169 Then I'll be good to go. 1455 01:06:43,169 --> 01:06:45,338 Oh, you need more than me time, Bob. 1456 01:06:45,338 --> 01:06:47,240 You need major life realignment 1457 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:48,475 on a number of levels. 1458 01:06:48,475 --> 01:06:51,244 Starting with baby superfreak here! 1459 01:06:51,244 --> 01:06:55,115 You need some solid outside-the-box thinking. 1460 01:07:03,656 --> 01:07:05,258 Galbaki? 1461 01:07:05,258 --> 01:07:09,329 Elastigirl's supersuit is by Galbaki? 1462 01:07:09,329 --> 01:07:10,797 Explain yourself! 1463 01:07:10,797 --> 01:07:13,833 (JACK-JACK CRYING) 1464 01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:16,603 Oh, my God. You're worse than I thought. 1465 01:07:16,603 --> 01:07:19,706 It's the baby. I brought the baby. 1466 01:07:19,706 --> 01:07:21,274 (JACK-JACK SQUEALS) 1467 01:07:21,274 --> 01:07:23,543 Oh, highly unusual. 1468 01:07:30,884 --> 01:07:32,686 You look ghastly, Robert. 1469 01:07:32,686 --> 01:07:34,854 I haven't been sleeping. 1470 01:07:34,854 --> 01:07:38,558 I broke my daughter, they keep changing math... 1471 01:07:38,558 --> 01:07:41,628 we needed double-A batteries, but I got triple-A's... 1472 01:07:41,628 --> 01:07:44,564 and now we still need double-A batteries. 1473 01:07:44,564 --> 01:07:46,866 I put one red thing in a load of whites 1474 01:07:46,866 --> 01:07:49,169 and now everything's pink. 1475 01:07:49,169 --> 01:07:50,437 And I think we need eggs. 1476 01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:54,207 Done properly, parenting is a heroic act. 1477 01:07:54,207 --> 01:07:55,709 Done properly. 1478 01:07:55,709 --> 01:07:58,878 I am fortunate that it has never afflicted me. 1479 01:07:58,878 --> 01:08:00,580 But you do not come to me 1480 01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:03,216 for eggs and batteries, Robert. 1481 01:08:03,216 --> 01:08:04,617 I design herowear 1482 01:08:04,617 --> 01:08:07,287 and Elastigirl must have a new suit. 1483 01:08:07,287 --> 01:08:09,889 (SIGHS) Actually, it's Jack-Jack. 1484 01:08:09,889 --> 01:08:12,726 You also wish a new suit for the baby? 1485 01:08:12,726 --> 01:08:16,763 I would hardly classify this as an emergency. 1486 01:08:16,763 --> 01:08:19,532 Well, he's a special case. Worth studying. 1487 01:08:19,532 --> 01:08:21,634 If I could just leave him with you for a while... 1488 01:08:21,634 --> 01:08:23,470 Leave him? Here? 1489 01:08:24,571 --> 01:08:26,706 I am not a baby person, Robert. 1490 01:08:26,706 --> 01:08:29,676 I have no baby facilities. I am an artist. 1491 01:08:29,676 --> 01:08:32,746 I do not involve myself in the prosaic day-to-day to... 1492 01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:35,215 day. 1493 01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:38,351 (CHUCKLES) 1494 01:08:38,351 --> 01:08:40,320 Fascinating! 1495 01:08:42,756 --> 01:08:44,624 Are you seeing this, Robert? 1496 01:08:46,493 --> 01:08:47,627 Dada. 1497 01:08:48,862 --> 01:08:49,963 (SNEEZES) 1498 01:08:49,963 --> 01:08:51,598 (SCREAMING) 1499 01:08:56,569 --> 01:08:59,506 - (GIGGLING) - Oh, my God. 1500 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,775 Yes! 1501 01:09:01,775 --> 01:09:03,610 Of course you can leave the baby overnight. 1502 01:09:03,610 --> 01:09:05,345 I'm sure filling in for Helen is challenging, 1503 01:09:05,345 --> 01:09:06,546 and you are very tired... 1504 01:09:06,546 --> 01:09:07,647 and the other children need you 1505 01:09:07,647 --> 01:09:09,349 and miss you, and you must go to them. 1506 01:09:09,349 --> 01:09:10,784 Auntie Edna will take care of everything... 1507 01:09:10,784 --> 01:09:13,586 so, drive safely and goodbye. I enjoy our visits. 1508 01:09:16,256 --> 01:09:17,924 "Auntie Edna"? 1509 01:09:17,924 --> 01:09:20,427 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1510 01:09:22,429 --> 01:09:24,731 - (GLASS CLINKING) - WINSTON: Attention. Attention. 1511 01:09:24,731 --> 01:09:27,400 I wanna thank everyone that came out tonight... 1512 01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:28,802 in support of superheroes... 1513 01:09:28,802 --> 01:09:32,405 and bringing them back into society! 1514 01:09:32,405 --> 01:09:34,700 - (ALL APPLAUDING) - You all made it happen. 1515 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:35,442 The need for this has been made 1516 01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:36,810 crystal clear in recent days... 1517 01:09:36,810 --> 01:09:38,745 with bad actors like the self-proclaimed 1518 01:09:38,745 --> 01:09:40,914 Screenslaver threatening our peace. 1519 01:09:40,914 --> 01:09:42,515 His reign was short, huh? 1520 01:09:42,515 --> 01:09:44,617 - (ALL CHEER) - And thanks to this woman... 1521 01:09:44,617 --> 01:09:47,787 a great super. You love her. You missed her. 1522 01:09:47,787 --> 01:09:51,691 - Welcome back, Elastigirl. - (ALL CHEERING) 1523 01:09:51,691 --> 01:09:54,494 Come on up here. Don't be bashful. 1524 01:09:54,494 --> 01:09:56,896 - Come on. Get up here. - (GLASSES CLINKING) 1525 01:09:56,896 --> 01:09:59,699 I want you to have this. 1526 01:09:59,699 --> 01:10:01,468 A memento. 1527 01:10:01,468 --> 01:10:04,838 Thanks, Winston, Evelyn, and everyone at DEVTECH. 1528 01:10:04,838 --> 01:10:06,840 I am forever in your debt. 1529 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,575 And thanks to all of you, 1530 01:10:08,575 --> 01:10:11,678 your pressure changed all the right minds. 1531 01:10:11,678 --> 01:10:13,980 We've made amazing headway in a very short time... 1532 01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:17,450 which leads me to an important announcement. 1533 01:10:17,450 --> 01:10:19,652 Just now, at a worldwide summit... 1534 01:10:19,652 --> 01:10:21,554 leaders from more than a hundred 1535 01:10:21,554 --> 01:10:23,323 of the world's top countries... 1536 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:26,860 have agreed to make superheroes legal again! 1537 01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:28,661 (ALL CHEERING) 1538 01:10:28,661 --> 01:10:30,463 We'll gather superheroes and leaders 1539 01:10:30,463 --> 01:10:31,664 from all over the planet... 1540 01:10:31,664 --> 01:10:33,466 on our boat, the Everjust... 1541 01:10:33,466 --> 01:10:36,836 for a televised signing ceremony at sea. 1542 01:10:36,836 --> 01:10:40,740 Now if you'll excuse us, we got a ship to catch! 1543 01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:42,475 (ALL CHEERING) 1544 01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:46,312 WINSTON: So good to see you. Thanks for coming out. 1545 01:10:46,312 --> 01:10:48,314 Hey. Hi, it's me, again. 1546 01:10:48,314 --> 01:10:51,451 Um, there's, uh, something I've always wanted to ask you. 1547 01:10:51,451 --> 01:10:54,200 Yeah, how do you balance the superhero stuff 1548 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:55,822 with the life stuff? 1549 01:10:55,822 --> 01:10:58,240 I know I can handle the superhero stuff. 1550 01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,659 (CONVERSATION FADES) 1551 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:02,362 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh. 1552 01:11:02,362 --> 01:11:04,364 Would you please excuse me a moment? 1553 01:11:04,364 --> 01:11:07,670 Oh. Yeah, okay, see you later! Good talk! 1554 01:11:07,670 --> 01:11:08,635 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1555 01:11:28,655 --> 01:11:30,957 - BOB: Hey, Vi. - Hey. 1556 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:33,493 Where's Jack-Jack? 1557 01:11:33,493 --> 01:11:34,694 BOB: E's taking him for a little bit. 1558 01:11:34,694 --> 01:11:37,464 - Edna is babysitting? - Yeah. 1559 01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:39,532 And you're okay with this? 1560 01:11:39,532 --> 01:11:41,968 Yeah. I don't know why, but yeah. 1561 01:11:42,802 --> 01:11:43,870 (BOB SIGHS) 1562 01:11:43,870 --> 01:11:46,573 I wanted to say something to you. 1563 01:11:47,607 --> 01:11:50,100 Sorry about Tony. 1564 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:52,979 I didn't think about Dicker erasing his memory... 1565 01:11:52,979 --> 01:11:56,649 or about you having to pay the price for a choice... 1566 01:11:56,649 --> 01:12:00,587 you never made. It's not fair, I know. 1567 01:12:00,587 --> 01:12:02,655 And then, I made it worse at the restaurant 1568 01:12:02,655 --> 01:12:04,124 by trying to... 1569 01:12:04,124 --> 01:12:06,126 Anyway. Anyway... 1570 01:12:06,126 --> 01:12:07,994 I'm sorry. 1571 01:12:07,994 --> 01:12:09,562 I'm used to knowing 1572 01:12:09,562 --> 01:12:11,464 what the right thing to do is... 1573 01:12:11,464 --> 01:12:14,634 but now, I'm not sure anymore. 1574 01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,736 I just wanna be... 1575 01:12:17,837 --> 01:12:18,972 (SIGHS) 1576 01:12:18,972 --> 01:12:20,507 a good dad. 1577 01:12:24,144 --> 01:12:26,513 VIOLET: You're not good. 1578 01:12:28,448 --> 01:12:29,916 You're super. 1579 01:12:31,418 --> 01:12:32,719 (BOB SNORING) 1580 01:12:39,659 --> 01:12:42,629 Are superheroes allowed to drink on duty? 1581 01:12:42,629 --> 01:12:45,765 I'm definitely not on duty. Ignore the costume. 1582 01:12:45,765 --> 01:12:47,901 I know I should be up there... 1583 01:12:47,901 --> 01:12:50,103 but I had to step away from the grip and grins, you know? 1584 01:12:50,103 --> 01:12:53,506 Gotta get away to keep it pure. I know I do. 1585 01:12:53,506 --> 01:12:55,800 What are you getting away from? 1586 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,578 Eh, you know, company stuff. My brother, mostly. 1587 01:12:58,578 --> 01:13:00,580 But you love him, you two are this company. 1588 01:13:00,580 --> 01:13:01,948 Yin and yang. 1589 01:13:01,948 --> 01:13:04,840 Yeah, I invent the stuff, he's good at people. 1590 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:08,621 Pleasing them, engaging them, figuring out what they want. 1591 01:13:08,621 --> 01:13:10,757 I never know what people want. 1592 01:13:10,757 --> 01:13:12,592 What do you think they want? 1593 01:13:12,892 --> 01:13:13,960 Ease. 1594 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,896 People will trade quality for ease every time. 1595 01:13:16,896 --> 01:13:20,500 It may be crap, but hey, it's convenient. 1596 01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:22,202 Yeah. Kind of like this case. 1597 01:13:22,202 --> 01:13:23,536 What? The Screenslaver? 1598 01:13:23,536 --> 01:13:25,238 Yeah, something's not sitting right. 1599 01:13:25,238 --> 01:13:26,773 It was too easy. 1600 01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:29,542 That was too easy? (CHUCKLES) Wow. 1601 01:13:30,143 --> 01:13:32,178 - Funny. - What? 1602 01:13:32,178 --> 01:13:33,780 Look at that. 1603 01:13:33,780 --> 01:13:37,917 One of Screenslaver's monitors is tuned into my suit cam. 1604 01:13:37,917 --> 01:13:39,853 What? 1605 01:13:39,853 --> 01:13:41,988 Isn't the suit cam closed circuit? 1606 01:13:41,988 --> 01:13:42,756 It is. 1607 01:13:42,756 --> 01:13:45,625 Then how come Screenslaver has it? 1608 01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:47,930 Maybe he hacked it? 1609 01:13:47,930 --> 01:13:49,796 So, he's sophisticated enough to do that... 1610 01:13:49,796 --> 01:13:52,565 but he has simple locks on his doors? 1611 01:13:52,565 --> 01:13:54,601 Maybe he wanted you to find him. 1612 01:13:54,601 --> 01:13:56,690 He wanted to get caught? 1613 01:13:56,690 --> 01:13:58,380 He wanted you to win. 1614 01:13:58,380 --> 01:14:00,540 That makes no sense. He's a brilliant guy. 1615 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:01,808 If he's smart enough to conceive 1616 01:14:01,808 --> 01:14:03,276 of technology like this... 1617 01:14:03,276 --> 01:14:05,812 he's smart enough to think of something to do with it. 1618 01:14:05,812 --> 01:14:07,947 The guy we put in jail delivered pizzas. 1619 01:14:07,947 --> 01:14:08,915 So? 1620 01:14:08,915 --> 01:14:10,717 Einstein was a patent clerk. 1621 01:14:10,717 --> 01:14:12,852 Look, you won. You got the guy who... 1622 01:14:12,852 --> 01:14:15,221 Wait. All Screenslaver needs to do 1623 01:14:15,221 --> 01:14:16,623 to hypnotize someone... 1624 01:14:16,623 --> 01:14:18,725 is get a screen in front of their eyes. 1625 01:14:18,725 --> 01:14:22,896 But what if the screen doesn't look like a screen? 1626 01:14:25,980 --> 01:14:29,636 What if the pizza guy is really a pizza guy... 1627 01:14:29,636 --> 01:14:30,937 but he was controlled by the screens 1628 01:14:30,937 --> 01:14:32,105 built into his glasses... 1629 01:14:33,573 --> 01:14:35,608 You are good. 1630 01:14:39,679 --> 01:14:40,714 JONNY QUEST: (ON TV) Look, the robot! 1631 01:14:40,714 --> 01:14:42,115 It's taking off. 1632 01:14:42,115 --> 01:14:43,917 DR. QUEST: I'm not getting a reading yet. 1633 01:14:43,917 --> 01:14:44,851 - RACE: Press "fire"? - DR. QUEST: Now! 1634 01:14:44,851 --> 01:14:46,786 (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 1635 01:14:47,954 --> 01:14:48,855 More power. 1636 01:14:48,855 --> 01:14:51,825 JONNY QUEST: Oh, I hope this works, Dad. 1637 01:14:51,825 --> 01:14:54,728 I thought it was best to just let you sleep. 1638 01:14:54,728 --> 01:14:57,664 Seventeen hours. 1639 01:14:57,664 --> 01:15:00,330 - How do you feel? - (CHUCKLES) 1640 01:15:00,330 --> 01:15:01,134 Super. 1641 01:15:01,134 --> 01:15:04,104 - You got it, Dad. - Hurray! 1642 01:15:04,104 --> 01:15:06,139 BOB: I can't tell you how much I appreciate 1643 01:15:06,139 --> 01:15:08,208 you watching Jack-Jack for me, E. 1644 01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:11,644 Yes, I'm sure your gratitude is quite inexpressible. 1645 01:15:11,644 --> 01:15:13,279 Don't ask me to do it again, darling. 1646 01:15:13,279 --> 01:15:14,881 My rates are far too high. 1647 01:15:14,881 --> 01:15:15,915 Oh, uh... 1648 01:15:15,915 --> 01:15:18,351 I am joking, Robert. I enjoyed the assignment. 1649 01:15:18,351 --> 01:15:20,286 He is bright and I am stimulating. 1650 01:15:20,286 --> 01:15:22,322 We deserve each other. 1651 01:15:22,322 --> 01:15:24,691 Your child is a polymorph. 1652 01:15:24,691 --> 01:15:27,270 Like all babies, he has enormous potential. 1653 01:15:27,270 --> 01:15:28,828 It is not unknown for supers 1654 01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:30,663 to have more than one power when young... 1655 01:15:30,663 --> 01:15:33,299 - but this little one has many. - (BABBLING) 1656 01:15:33,299 --> 01:15:36,669 Yes, you have many powers. 1657 01:15:45,645 --> 01:15:47,470 (BABBLING) 1658 01:15:50,830 --> 01:15:52,318 EDNA: I understand your lack of sleep 1659 01:15:52,318 --> 01:15:53,787 and coherency, Robert. 1660 01:15:53,787 --> 01:15:55,255 Babies can be anything, 1661 01:15:55,255 --> 01:15:56,923 and your child is no exception. 1662 01:15:56,923 --> 01:15:59,826 He has pure, unlimited potential, Robert. 1663 01:15:59,826 --> 01:16:02,896 He slept while I worked in a creative fever. 1664 01:16:02,896 --> 01:16:05,298 Auntie Edna stayed up all night... 1665 01:16:05,298 --> 01:16:08,680 making sure you look fabulous in your many forms. 1666 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,770 What are you... You're putting him in the... 1667 01:16:10,770 --> 01:16:12,500 In the chamber, Robert. 1668 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,807 He is part of the demonstration 1669 01:16:13,807 --> 01:16:14,941 and will be fine. 1670 01:16:14,941 --> 01:16:16,943 Your challenge is to manage a baby 1671 01:16:16,943 --> 01:16:18,712 who has multiple powers... 1672 01:16:18,712 --> 01:16:21,848 and no control over them, yes? 1673 01:16:21,848 --> 01:16:23,350 Huh. That sums it up. 1674 01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:24,884 I often work to music 1675 01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:27,821 and I noticed the baby responds to it as well. 1676 01:16:27,821 --> 01:16:29,823 Specifically, Mozart. 1677 01:16:29,823 --> 01:16:31,324 - (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) - I blended Kevlar 1678 01:16:31,324 --> 01:16:33,693 with carbyne for durability under duress... 1679 01:16:33,693 --> 01:16:35,362 and cotton for comfort. 1680 01:16:35,362 --> 01:16:38,932 Interwoven with these fabrics are a mesh of tiny sensors... 1681 01:16:38,932 --> 01:16:42,100 that monitor the baby's physical properties. 1682 01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:45,380 Oh, Lord! (STAMMERS) What is he doing? 1683 01:16:45,380 --> 01:16:48,108 Well, it's Mozart, Robert. Can you blame him? 1684 01:16:48,108 --> 01:16:50,410 The important thing is that the suit and tracker... 1685 01:16:50,410 --> 01:16:52,712 anticipated the change and alerted you. 1686 01:16:52,712 --> 01:16:53,813 Oh, no. Cookies. 1687 01:16:53,813 --> 01:16:55,315 I gotta get cookies! 1688 01:16:55,315 --> 01:16:57,283 You do not need cookies. 1689 01:16:57,283 --> 01:16:58,418 As I learned quite painfully 1690 01:16:58,418 --> 01:16:59,753 last night... 1691 01:16:59,753 --> 01:17:01,321 any solution involving cookies 1692 01:17:01,321 --> 01:17:04,391 will inevitably result in the demon baby. 1693 01:17:04,391 --> 01:17:05,725 (GROWLING) 1694 01:17:06,292 --> 01:17:07,827 "Combustion imminent"? 1695 01:17:07,827 --> 01:17:09,620 What does that mean? 1696 01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:09,963 (YELPS) 1697 01:17:09,963 --> 01:17:11,731 It means fire, Robert, 1698 01:17:11,731 --> 01:17:13,967 for which the suit has countermeasures. 1699 01:17:13,967 --> 01:17:16,836 I suggest you extinguish the baby's flames 1700 01:17:16,836 --> 01:17:18,938 before he trips the sprinkler system. 1701 01:17:20,874 --> 01:17:22,709 - (BOB EXHALES) - The flame retardant 1702 01:17:22,709 --> 01:17:24,911 is blackberry lavender, darling. 1703 01:17:24,911 --> 01:17:27,814 Effective, edible, and delicious. 1704 01:17:27,814 --> 01:17:31,840 Well, what do you know? That is useful. 1705 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,987 Although, I have doubtlessly exceeded your expectations 1706 01:17:33,987 --> 01:17:35,989 for a single night's work... 1707 01:17:35,989 --> 01:17:37,290 the suit and device contain 1708 01:17:37,290 --> 01:17:39,492 a few more features we need to discuss. 1709 01:17:39,492 --> 01:17:42,950 Thanks again, E, for everything. 1710 01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:43,830 How much do I owe you for... 1711 01:17:43,830 --> 01:17:46,800 Pish-posh, darling. Your bill will be covered by my fee... 1712 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,902 for being Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, 1713 01:17:48,902 --> 01:17:51,304 and Frozone's exclusive designer... 1714 01:17:51,304 --> 01:17:53,973 throughout the known universe and until the end of time. 1715 01:17:53,973 --> 01:17:56,900 But babysitting this one... 1716 01:17:56,900 --> 01:17:59,450 I do for free, darling. 1717 01:18:10,790 --> 01:18:12,250 (GASPS) 1718 01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:15,328 (GRUNTS) 1719 01:18:15,328 --> 01:18:16,463 (STRAINING) 1720 01:18:16,463 --> 01:18:17,797 EVELYN: (ON SPEAKERS) I would resist 1721 01:18:17,797 --> 01:18:19,990 the temptation to stretch. 1722 01:18:19,990 --> 01:18:22,202 The temperature around you is well below freezing. 1723 01:18:22,202 --> 01:18:24,971 Try to stretch and you'll break. 1724 01:18:24,971 --> 01:18:27,774 So, you're the Screenslaver. 1725 01:18:27,774 --> 01:18:30,110 Yes and no. 1726 01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:32,912 Let's say, I created the character 1727 01:18:32,912 --> 01:18:34,814 and pre-recorded the messages. 1728 01:18:34,814 --> 01:18:36,182 - Does Winston know? - (SCOFFS) 1729 01:18:36,182 --> 01:18:39,119 That I'm the Screenslaver? Of course not. 1730 01:18:39,119 --> 01:18:41,554 Can you imagine what Mr. Free Enterprise 1731 01:18:41,554 --> 01:18:43,356 would do with my hypnosis technology? 1732 01:18:43,356 --> 01:18:45,250 Worse than what you're doing? 1733 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:47,160 Hey, I'm using the technology 1734 01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:48,995 to destroy people's trust in it. 1735 01:18:48,995 --> 01:18:51,431 Like I'm using superheroes. 1736 01:18:51,431 --> 01:18:52,999 Who did I put in jail? 1737 01:18:52,999 --> 01:18:54,267 Pizza delivery guy. 1738 01:18:54,267 --> 01:18:56,690 Seemed the right height, build. 1739 01:18:56,690 --> 01:18:58,371 He gave you a pretty good fight. 1740 01:18:58,371 --> 01:18:59,973 I should say I gave you 1741 01:18:59,973 --> 01:19:01,341 a pretty good fight through him. 1742 01:19:01,341 --> 01:19:03,109 (SHIVERING) But it doesn't bother you 1743 01:19:03,109 --> 01:19:05,110 that an innocent man is in jail? 1744 01:19:05,110 --> 01:19:08,248 Eh, he was surly and the pizza was cold. 1745 01:19:08,248 --> 01:19:09,983 I counted on you. 1746 01:19:09,983 --> 01:19:11,418 That's why you failed. 1747 01:19:11,418 --> 01:19:12,986 What? 1748 01:19:12,986 --> 01:19:15,522 Why would you count on me? Because I built you a bike? 1749 01:19:15,522 --> 01:19:18,240 Because my brother knows the words 1750 01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:19,125 to your theme song? 1751 01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:20,860 We don't know each other. 1752 01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:22,462 But you can count on me anyway. 1753 01:19:22,462 --> 01:19:24,230 I am supposed to, aren't I? 1754 01:19:24,230 --> 01:19:26,833 Because you have some strange abilities 1755 01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:28,680 and a shiny costume... 1756 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:30,503 the rest of us are supposed to put our lives 1757 01:19:30,503 --> 01:19:32,539 into your gloved hands. 1758 01:19:32,539 --> 01:19:35,750 That's what my father believed. 1759 01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:38,845 When our home was broken into, my mother wanted to hide. 1760 01:19:38,845 --> 01:19:41,147 Begged my father to use the safe room. 1761 01:19:41,147 --> 01:19:45,552 But Father insisted they call his superhero friends. 1762 01:19:45,552 --> 01:19:50,357 He died, pointlessly, stupidly... 1763 01:19:50,357 --> 01:19:53,260 waiting for heroes to save the day. 1764 01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:54,427 But why would you... 1765 01:19:54,427 --> 01:19:56,960 - Your brother... - Is a child! 1766 01:19:56,629 --> 01:19:58,298 He remembers the time 1767 01:19:58,298 --> 01:20:00,433 when we had parents and superheroes. 1768 01:20:00,433 --> 01:20:04,371 So, like a child, Winston conflates the two. 1769 01:20:04,371 --> 01:20:08,141 Mommy and Daddy went away because supers went away. 1770 01:20:08,141 --> 01:20:10,910 Our sweet parents were fools 1771 01:20:10,910 --> 01:20:13,130 to put their lives in anybody else's hands. 1772 01:20:13,130 --> 01:20:15,181 Superheroes keep us weak. 1773 01:20:15,915 --> 01:20:17,517 Are you gonna kill me? 1774 01:20:18,351 --> 01:20:19,352 Nah. 1775 01:20:21,388 --> 01:20:22,922 Using you is better. 1776 01:20:22,922 --> 01:20:25,925 You're gonna help me make supers illegal... 1777 01:20:25,925 --> 01:20:27,394 forever. 1778 01:20:28,361 --> 01:20:30,630 (GRUNTING) 1779 01:20:32,399 --> 01:20:34,670 Dada. Dada. 1780 01:20:34,934 --> 01:20:37,137 Ready? Laser eyes. 1781 01:20:38,538 --> 01:20:39,606 Stop. 1782 01:20:39,606 --> 01:20:41,410 - Wow! - Yeah! 1783 01:20:41,410 --> 01:20:42,308 - Yay, Jack-Jack! - Yeah, baby! 1784 01:20:42,308 --> 01:20:43,576 And that's not all. Watch this. 1785 01:20:43,576 --> 01:20:45,378 Jack-Jack, blaster ready? 1786 01:20:46,946 --> 01:20:48,481 (IMITATES BLASTER FIRING) 1787 01:20:50,116 --> 01:20:52,218 - DASH: No way. - That is crazy cool. 1788 01:20:52,218 --> 01:20:53,520 My turn. I get to blast him first! 1789 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,921 - Let me try. I want him. - Give him to me. 1790 01:20:54,921 --> 01:20:56,356 Hey, I'm just demonstrating. 1791 01:20:56,356 --> 01:20:58,358 No firing the baby around the house, you understand? 1792 01:20:58,358 --> 01:21:01,270 This is potentially dangerous... 1793 01:21:01,270 --> 01:21:04,164 and we're trying to teach him to control his powers, okay? 1794 01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:06,320 - (BEEPING) - Stop. See the screen. 1795 01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:10,336 He vanished! That's really cool! 1796 01:21:10,336 --> 01:21:11,538 (JACK-JACK BABBLING FROM OTHER DIMENSION) 1797 01:21:11,538 --> 01:21:13,106 Okay, good. Use the thing. 1798 01:21:13,106 --> 01:21:15,800 That's the current readout. Click it. See the readout? 1799 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:16,976 Dimension four. See the shape? 1800 01:21:16,976 --> 01:21:18,945 That's the room. See where he is in relation? 1801 01:21:18,945 --> 01:21:20,113 So, where is he? 1802 01:21:21,514 --> 01:21:24,840 He's... there! 1803 01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,119 Okay. Come out. Num-num cookie? 1804 01:21:27,987 --> 01:21:29,322 - Yay, Jack-Jack! - Yeah, Jack-Jack! 1805 01:21:29,322 --> 01:21:31,257 - That's really cool. - (ALARM BEEPING) 1806 01:21:37,497 --> 01:21:39,966 - Hello? - Elastigirl's in trouble. 1807 01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:41,267 What? What happened to her? 1808 01:21:41,267 --> 01:21:42,969 Sorry to tell you on the phone. 1809 01:21:42,969 --> 01:21:44,404 Meet me on our ship at DEVTECH. 1810 01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:46,573 The ship at DEVTECH. I'll be there in 15 minutes. 1811 01:21:46,573 --> 01:21:49,900 VIOLET: What's at the ship at DEVTECH? 1812 01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:50,543 Lucius? Bob. Helen's in trouble. 1813 01:21:50,543 --> 01:21:52,278 I need someone to watch the kids. 1814 01:21:52,278 --> 01:21:53,980 Suit up. It might get weird. 1815 01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:55,548 I'll be there. ASAP. Fifteen tops. 1816 01:21:55,548 --> 01:21:57,550 HONEY: Where are you going ASAP? 1817 01:21:57,550 --> 01:21:59,185 You better be back ASAP! 1818 01:21:59,185 --> 01:22:00,420 And leaving that suit. 1819 01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:02,222 I gotta go. I'll be home soon. 1820 01:22:02,222 --> 01:22:03,556 Lucius will be here sooner. 1821 01:22:03,556 --> 01:22:05,725 No firing the baby around the house, okay? 1822 01:22:05,725 --> 01:22:07,494 What's at the ship at DEVTECH? 1823 01:22:07,494 --> 01:22:10,300 And why are you in your Supersuit? 1824 01:22:11,264 --> 01:22:13,330 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1825 01:22:16,436 --> 01:22:17,437 (GASPS) 1826 01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:23,443 Is that Mom's supersuit? 1827 01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:25,478 She may need it. You never know. 1828 01:22:25,478 --> 01:22:27,180 What's going on? 1829 01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:29,182 I don't know, but Dad called Lucius 1830 01:22:29,182 --> 01:22:31,184 after getting a call about Mom... 1831 01:22:31,184 --> 01:22:32,452 and then left. 1832 01:22:32,452 --> 01:22:34,220 I thought you renounced superheroes. 1833 01:22:34,220 --> 01:22:37,457 Yeah, well, I renounce my renunciation. 1834 01:22:37,457 --> 01:22:38,558 Put that on. 1835 01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:41,594 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1836 01:22:49,703 --> 01:22:52,439 Hello there, little fella. 1837 01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:54,740 Hello. 1838 01:22:54,740 --> 01:22:55,308 You kids aren't safe. 1839 01:22:55,308 --> 01:22:56,543 The Deavors sent us to take you... 1840 01:22:56,543 --> 01:22:59,412 FROZONE: Well, isn't that redundant? 1841 01:22:59,412 --> 01:23:02,382 The Deavors just sent me here to guard the house. 1842 01:23:04,684 --> 01:23:07,420 'Cause the kids aren't safe. 1843 01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:09,389 I get it, managerial screw-up. 1844 01:23:09,389 --> 01:23:10,824 Tell Winston I handled it. 1845 01:23:10,824 --> 01:23:12,492 You understand, Ms... 1846 01:23:12,492 --> 01:23:13,760 Voyd. 1847 01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,362 Ms. Voyd. 1848 01:23:16,596 --> 01:23:17,564 Drive safely. 1849 01:23:19,165 --> 01:23:20,233 (BEEPS) 1850 01:23:20,233 --> 01:23:21,434 (BOTH GASP) 1851 01:23:27,374 --> 01:23:31,411 The thing is, he wants us to bring you, too. 1852 01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:32,512 Hey. 1853 01:23:32,512 --> 01:23:34,114 (ALL GRUNT) 1854 01:23:34,114 --> 01:23:35,515 That isn't gonna hold them long. 1855 01:23:36,616 --> 01:23:38,251 Dash, grab the baby! 1856 01:23:38,251 --> 01:23:39,586 (ALL STRAINING) 1857 01:23:39,586 --> 01:23:41,870 (VIOLET SCREAMS) 1858 01:23:41,870 --> 01:23:42,255 Spread out! 1859 01:23:44,391 --> 01:23:45,425 - Whoa! - FROZONE: Oh! 1860 01:23:45,425 --> 01:23:47,327 (GRUNTS) Dash! 1861 01:23:48,128 --> 01:23:49,529 We gotta get to my car. 1862 01:23:51,865 --> 01:23:53,333 (ROARS) 1863 01:23:58,805 --> 01:24:00,874 What? What's going on? 1864 01:24:00,874 --> 01:24:02,275 Little fella! 1865 01:24:02,842 --> 01:24:04,344 (SCREECHING) 1866 01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:11,718 (STRAINING) 1867 01:24:11,718 --> 01:24:13,153 - (GROWLS) - (GASPS) 1868 01:24:14,754 --> 01:24:16,222 (GROANING) 1869 01:24:16,856 --> 01:24:19,159 (VIOLET SCREAMING) 1870 01:24:19,159 --> 01:24:20,727 (GRUNTS) 1871 01:24:20,727 --> 01:24:22,395 It worked! 1872 01:24:22,395 --> 01:24:23,563 (FROZONE GRUNTING) 1873 01:24:28,134 --> 01:24:29,669 Incredibile, windows down! 1874 01:24:31,538 --> 01:24:32,539 Dive in! 1875 01:24:37,510 --> 01:24:39,245 - (CHUCKLES) - (GRUNTS) 1876 01:24:39,245 --> 01:24:41,715 Incredibile, set voice identification. 1877 01:24:41,715 --> 01:24:43,249 Loudly, say your names. 1878 01:24:43,249 --> 01:24:46,519 - Violet Parr. - Dashiell Robert Parr. 1879 01:24:46,519 --> 01:24:47,687 (GRUNTING) 1880 01:24:48,822 --> 01:24:50,490 (GROANS) 1881 01:24:50,490 --> 01:24:51,558 Lucius! 1882 01:24:51,558 --> 01:24:53,593 - (YELLS) - Incredibile, escape! 1883 01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:03,336 Fill me in! 1884 01:25:03,336 --> 01:25:05,238 Good news and bad news. We found her. 1885 01:25:05,238 --> 01:25:06,606 She seems physically fine 1886 01:25:06,606 --> 01:25:08,308 but she's had an encounter with Screenslaver... 1887 01:25:08,308 --> 01:25:10,610 and she's acting kind of strange. In here. 1888 01:25:14,347 --> 01:25:15,615 Strange how? 1889 01:25:15,615 --> 01:25:17,317 (GROANING) 1890 01:25:23,890 --> 01:25:25,225 Helen? (GROANS) 1891 01:25:25,859 --> 01:25:27,560 Helen, what are you... 1892 01:25:28,661 --> 01:25:29,696 (CHOKING) 1893 01:25:36,236 --> 01:25:37,771 Helen, it's me. 1894 01:25:37,771 --> 01:25:38,772 (GASPS) 1895 01:25:44,377 --> 01:25:45,779 (GROANING) 1896 01:25:47,814 --> 01:25:48,848 (EXHALES) 1897 01:25:54,454 --> 01:25:56,523 Incredibile, pull over. 1898 01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:03,930 (SIGHS) We can't go to E's. 1899 01:26:03,930 --> 01:26:06,499 You saw those goggles they put on Lucius. 1900 01:26:06,499 --> 01:26:08,468 They were wearing them, too. 1901 01:26:08,468 --> 01:26:11,304 They're all under someone's control. 1902 01:26:11,304 --> 01:26:13,807 They've probably done the same to Mom. 1903 01:26:15,308 --> 01:26:17,477 Okay. Bad guys after us. 1904 01:26:17,477 --> 01:26:19,279 No Mom, no Dad. 1905 01:26:19,279 --> 01:26:20,480 No Lucius. 1906 01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:24,317 But we have our powers, this car... 1907 01:26:24,984 --> 01:26:28,555 and... what? 1908 01:26:28,555 --> 01:26:30,790 - (JACK-JACK COOING) - (RUMBLING) 1909 01:26:32,459 --> 01:26:33,727 (BOTH GASPING) 1910 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,503 Incredibile, take us to DEVTECH. 1911 01:26:46,673 --> 01:26:49,420 The kids have escaped in a tricked-out car, 1912 01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:50,577 but we got Frozone. 1913 01:26:50,577 --> 01:26:53,580 Bring him to the ship at DEVTECH immediately. 1914 01:26:58,918 --> 01:27:01,210 Aw, we missed 'em! 1915 01:27:01,210 --> 01:27:05,625 Oh, I wish the Incredibile could follow that boat. 1916 01:27:08,328 --> 01:27:09,863 - What did you do? - I don't know. 1917 01:27:09,863 --> 01:27:12,832 - What did you do? - I didn't do anything! 1918 01:27:12,832 --> 01:27:14,367 (DASH SCREAMING) 1919 01:27:20,473 --> 01:27:23,677 Wow, this car does anything I say. 1920 01:27:31,351 --> 01:27:33,860 We didn't plan this well. 1921 01:27:33,860 --> 01:27:34,754 What do you mean? We're here, aren't we? 1922 01:27:34,754 --> 01:27:36,356 Yes, we're here. 1923 01:27:36,356 --> 01:27:38,758 We need to be up there. 1924 01:27:39,726 --> 01:27:40,894 Hey... 1925 01:27:40,894 --> 01:27:45,365 What if the Incredibile has ejector seats? 1926 01:27:45,365 --> 01:27:46,766 VIOLET: Wait, what? No. 1927 01:27:46,766 --> 01:27:48,501 - Yeah, baby! - No, don't say any more... 1928 01:27:48,501 --> 01:27:49,969 Max power! Launch! 1929 01:27:49,969 --> 01:27:51,471 (BOTH SCREAM) 1930 01:27:55,575 --> 01:27:57,444 (JACK-JACK LAUGHING) 1931 01:27:57,444 --> 01:27:59,412 Come on. 1932 01:27:59,412 --> 01:28:01,948 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1933 01:28:01,948 --> 01:28:03,616 Hello! Glad you could come. 1934 01:28:03,616 --> 01:28:05,585 Welcome to the conference. 1935 01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:13,893 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1936 01:28:15,929 --> 01:28:17,731 Our stars, where are they? 1937 01:28:17,731 --> 01:28:19,320 The event's about to start. 1938 01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:21,670 They didn't want to upstage the others. 1939 01:28:21,670 --> 01:28:23,570 They'll join for the signing. 1940 01:28:23,570 --> 01:28:26,720 Welcome, guests! You're in for a treat. 1941 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:30,710 This ship is the largest hydrofoil on the planet. 1942 01:28:30,710 --> 01:28:31,845 So, hold onto something... 1943 01:28:31,845 --> 01:28:34,647 because we're going to open her up! 1944 01:28:41,870 --> 01:28:42,522 (ALL GASPING) 1945 01:28:50,430 --> 01:28:52,832 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1946 01:28:52,832 --> 01:28:55,502 We need to find Mom and Dad. Stay here. 1947 01:28:55,502 --> 01:28:56,703 I'm gonna search for them. 1948 01:28:56,703 --> 01:28:59,139 Wait! Who's gonna watch Jack-Jack? 1949 01:28:59,139 --> 01:29:01,174 Suck it up. I won't be long. 1950 01:29:01,174 --> 01:29:03,843 Wait. Wait, but, but wait! 1951 01:29:03,843 --> 01:29:06,646 This is important. They are in trouble. 1952 01:29:06,646 --> 01:29:09,582 It's up to us. To us, understand? 1953 01:29:09,582 --> 01:29:12,485 Keep him amused but quiet! 1954 01:29:13,687 --> 01:29:14,721 Ugh. 1955 01:29:24,531 --> 01:29:26,566 - (CRYING) - Shh! Quiet! 1956 01:29:27,467 --> 01:29:28,635 Huh? 1957 01:29:31,471 --> 01:29:32,872 (LAUGHING) 1958 01:29:32,872 --> 01:29:33,873 Jack-Jack? 1959 01:29:35,508 --> 01:29:36,676 (VIOLET GRUNTS) 1960 01:29:43,717 --> 01:29:45,752 Jack-Jack? Jack-Jack! 1961 01:29:49,923 --> 01:29:50,924 (GASPS) 1962 01:29:51,891 --> 01:29:52,892 (YELPS) 1963 01:29:54,940 --> 01:29:55,995 (VIOLET GRUNTING) 1964 01:30:11,770 --> 01:30:12,545 (STRAINING) 1965 01:30:19,190 --> 01:30:19,886 Jack-Jack! 1966 01:30:19,886 --> 01:30:21,788 The mesmerized supers know we're here... 1967 01:30:21,788 --> 01:30:24,758 but I found Mom and Dad... Where's Jack-Jack? 1968 01:30:24,758 --> 01:30:27,927 You lost him? I gave you one thing to do! 1969 01:30:27,927 --> 01:30:29,696 The tracker. Use the tracker. 1970 01:30:31,531 --> 01:30:32,899 (BEEPING) 1971 01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:34,801 He's going up? 1972 01:30:34,801 --> 01:30:36,970 - He's in an elevator. - Let's go! 1973 01:30:38,905 --> 01:30:41,574 Hey, little baby. Where are your parents? 1974 01:30:41,574 --> 01:30:42,776 (GROWLING) 1975 01:30:44,110 --> 01:30:46,790 And here they are, folks! 1976 01:30:46,790 --> 01:30:48,982 The supers who started this whole thing. 1977 01:30:48,982 --> 01:30:50,984 EVELYN: I told you they'd be there in time. 1978 01:30:50,984 --> 01:30:53,687 Hey, did you make them new masks? 1979 01:30:53,687 --> 01:30:55,655 Yeah. Night vision, et cetera... 1980 01:30:55,655 --> 01:30:57,230 They look good, right? 1981 01:30:57,230 --> 01:30:58,792 WOMAN: (ON TV) So simple, even he can do it. 1982 01:30:58,792 --> 01:31:02,796 And we're back live in three, two, one... 1983 01:31:02,796 --> 01:31:04,564 This is a momentous occasion. 1984 01:31:04,564 --> 01:31:06,199 We've all managed to accomplish 1985 01:31:06,199 --> 01:31:09,703 something extraordinarily rare in today's world. 1986 01:31:09,703 --> 01:31:11,571 We agree on something. 1987 01:31:11,571 --> 01:31:12,939 (ALL LAUGHING) 1988 01:31:14,641 --> 01:31:17,744 We agree to undo a bad decision. 1989 01:31:17,744 --> 01:31:19,450 To make sure 1990 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:20,947 a few extraordinarily gifted members... 1991 01:31:20,947 --> 01:31:23,750 of the world's many countries are treated fairly. 1992 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:27,120 To invite them once again to use their gifts... 1993 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:28,621 to benefit the world. 1994 01:31:28,621 --> 01:31:30,123 I thank all of you 1995 01:31:30,123 --> 01:31:32,992 for representing your nation's commitment to superheroes. 1996 01:31:32,992 --> 01:31:35,562 With special thanks to Ambassador Selick. 1997 01:31:35,562 --> 01:31:37,263 Yeah, it's okay. Let her hear you. 1998 01:31:37,263 --> 01:31:38,732 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1999 01:31:38,732 --> 01:31:40,330 WINSTON: Thank you, Ambassador, 2000 01:31:40,330 --> 01:31:42,168 for your early and very crucial support. 2001 01:31:42,168 --> 01:31:44,904 I can't think of anyone more deserving than you... 2002 01:31:44,904 --> 01:31:46,740 to be the first signature 2003 01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:49,876 on the International Superhero Accord. 2004 01:31:50,910 --> 01:31:53,130 - There it is! - (ALL CHEERING) 2005 01:31:55,248 --> 01:31:56,683 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 2006 01:31:57,717 --> 01:31:59,152 (MUZAK PLAYING) 2007 01:32:03,590 --> 01:32:05,250 (JACK-JACK WHINING) 2008 01:32:06,726 --> 01:32:08,628 (GASPS) Holy cow! 2009 01:32:08,628 --> 01:32:10,997 I know he's on fire. Just put him out. 2010 01:32:12,232 --> 01:32:14,134 (GIGGLING) 2011 01:32:17,637 --> 01:32:19,639 (GASPS) They're coming. 2012 01:32:28,848 --> 01:32:30,316 Is it okay to give him that? 2013 01:32:30,316 --> 01:32:33,286 I wasn't hearing any better ideas. 2014 01:32:33,286 --> 01:32:34,921 (GIGGLING) 2015 01:32:48,201 --> 01:32:49,669 (WHINING) 2016 01:32:57,344 --> 01:32:59,790 No! 2017 01:32:59,790 --> 01:33:00,814 - (CRYING) - Come on, Jack-Jack. 2018 01:33:00,814 --> 01:33:02,820 We have to go. 2019 01:33:02,820 --> 01:33:03,216 Cookie num-num? 2020 01:33:04,351 --> 01:33:05,385 (GRUNTS) 2021 01:33:05,385 --> 01:33:07,120 (JACK-JACK BABBLING) 2022 01:33:15,829 --> 01:33:18,665 - Mama, Mama. - I see him. He's getting away! 2023 01:33:18,665 --> 01:33:19,966 Stand back. 2024 01:33:23,870 --> 01:33:26,390 - Darn it! - He's heading for Mom. 2025 01:33:28,408 --> 01:33:31,845 It is done. The world is super again. 2026 01:33:31,845 --> 01:33:33,279 (ALL CHEERING) 2027 01:33:37,117 --> 01:33:39,786 Group photo. Come on. Group photo, everyone. 2028 01:33:39,786 --> 01:33:42,722 Squeeze in. That's it. Historic occasion. 2029 01:33:42,722 --> 01:33:44,190 Everyone, smile. 2030 01:33:50,864 --> 01:33:52,832 Go on phase two. 2031 01:33:52,832 --> 01:33:55,235 Years of mandated hiding and silence 2032 01:33:55,235 --> 01:33:56,870 have made us bitter. 2033 01:33:56,870 --> 01:33:58,738 You bring us out into the light... 2034 01:33:58,738 --> 01:34:00,400 only to clean up the messes 2035 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,108 your lack of discipline creates. 2036 01:34:02,108 --> 01:34:04,744 Your bodies and your character are weak. 2037 01:34:04,744 --> 01:34:08,415 Your promises are empty, and you will pay for it. 2038 01:34:08,415 --> 01:34:10,283 We no longer serve you. 2039 01:34:10,283 --> 01:34:11,885 We serve only us. 2040 01:34:11,885 --> 01:34:13,920 May the fittest survive. 2041 01:34:16,289 --> 01:34:17,323 Well, we, um... 2042 01:34:17,323 --> 01:34:20,930 Some very alarming moments there... 2043 01:34:20,930 --> 01:34:22,896 before the, uh, technical difficulties. 2044 01:34:22,896 --> 01:34:24,297 Please bear with us. 2045 01:34:36,176 --> 01:34:37,310 (SCREAMS) 2046 01:34:37,310 --> 01:34:38,978 What? 2047 01:34:38,978 --> 01:34:40,480 Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! 2048 01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:42,480 Hold! Let him talk. 2049 01:34:42,480 --> 01:34:44,500 Superheroes have forcibly taken the bridge. Repeat. 2050 01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:44,918 Now. 2051 01:34:44,918 --> 01:34:46,820 - (SCREAMS) - (GROANS) 2052 01:34:56,229 --> 01:34:57,831 A little further. 2053 01:34:57,831 --> 01:34:59,866 Little further. Stop. 2054 01:35:03,336 --> 01:35:04,337 (JACK-JACK COOING) 2055 01:35:05,438 --> 01:35:08,800 What the... A baby? 2056 01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:10,430 Mom and Dad. Uncle Lucius? 2057 01:35:12,479 --> 01:35:14,214 - My mama. - Jack-Jack, no! 2058 01:35:14,214 --> 01:35:15,815 (BABBLING) 2059 01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:19,850 A super baby? 2060 01:35:22,255 --> 01:35:23,923 (GROWLS) 2061 01:35:23,923 --> 01:35:25,358 No, no, no! 2062 01:35:25,358 --> 01:35:26,359 Put him down! 2063 01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:28,161 (GASPS) 2064 01:35:28,161 --> 01:35:29,829 - Grab her! - No! 2065 01:35:29,829 --> 01:35:30,997 Hold Jack-Jack. 2066 01:35:31,965 --> 01:35:34,340 (ALL GRUNTING) 2067 01:35:39,205 --> 01:35:41,141 No! 2068 01:35:41,141 --> 01:35:43,900 - (GASPS) - ELASTIGIRL: Hey, it's me! 2069 01:35:43,900 --> 01:35:44,411 Yeah, that's what I thought last time. 2070 01:35:44,411 --> 01:35:47,313 - (JACK-JACK CALLING OUT) - Kids, what are you... 2071 01:35:48,915 --> 01:35:51,518 You came for us? 2072 01:35:51,518 --> 01:35:52,886 Don't be mad. 2073 01:35:52,886 --> 01:35:55,355 Oh, sweetie, how could I be mad? 2074 01:35:56,256 --> 01:35:58,558 I'm proud. 2075 01:35:58,558 --> 01:36:00,427 Not to break up a tender moment, 2076 01:36:00,427 --> 01:36:01,928 but where are we? 2077 01:36:01,928 --> 01:36:03,396 Is this DEVTECH's ship? 2078 01:36:03,396 --> 01:36:05,398 Evelyn Deavor controls the Screenslaver... 2079 01:36:05,398 --> 01:36:08,201 and until a second ago, us. 2080 01:36:08,201 --> 01:36:10,270 - (RUMBLES) - Where's the crew? 2081 01:36:10,270 --> 01:36:12,472 AUTOMATED VOICE: Collision detected. Correct course. 2082 01:36:12,472 --> 01:36:13,873 Uh-oh. Did I do that? 2083 01:36:13,873 --> 01:36:17,770 Mom, the suit? Try this. 2084 01:36:19,279 --> 01:36:21,948 Phase Three. Go on Phase Three! 2085 01:36:25,118 --> 01:36:27,487 Why are the kids here? You didn't go to the house? 2086 01:36:27,487 --> 01:36:28,888 I went to the house. 2087 01:36:28,888 --> 01:36:30,256 You didn't escape? How did you not escape? 2088 01:36:30,256 --> 01:36:32,459 BOTH: Hey! We just saved you! 2089 01:36:32,459 --> 01:36:34,527 Escape? Escape from who? 2090 01:36:34,527 --> 01:36:36,429 - (GROWLS) - (GRUNTS) 2091 01:36:37,430 --> 01:36:38,465 Those guys! 2092 01:36:39,199 --> 01:36:41,167 (YELLING) 2093 01:36:41,167 --> 01:36:43,903 What the...? Jack-Jack has powers? 2094 01:36:43,903 --> 01:36:46,390 We know. Fight now, talk later. 2095 01:36:46,390 --> 01:36:48,108 (ALL GRUNTING) 2096 01:36:56,916 --> 01:36:58,952 - (GROWLING) - (GROANING) 2097 01:37:02,322 --> 01:37:04,290 - (VIOLET GASPS) - (SCREECHES) 2098 01:37:17,103 --> 01:37:19,205 - (SCREECHES) - (YELPS) 2099 01:37:19,205 --> 01:37:20,940 - (GROWLING) - Jack-Jack. 2100 01:37:20,940 --> 01:37:22,275 Laser eyes! 2101 01:37:22,275 --> 01:37:23,510 (VIOLET IMITATES LASER FIRING) 2102 01:37:27,947 --> 01:37:29,182 - (SCREECHES) - (YELPS) 2103 01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:33,253 Ah-ha! 2104 01:37:33,253 --> 01:37:34,354 (GRUNTS) 2105 01:37:34,354 --> 01:37:36,156 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2106 01:37:43,963 --> 01:37:45,165 Ugh. 2107 01:37:50,103 --> 01:37:52,138 Come with me, Winston. 2108 01:37:52,138 --> 01:37:54,107 - Did I faint? - You'll be safe here. 2109 01:37:54,107 --> 01:37:56,109 Safe? Safe from what? 2110 01:37:57,210 --> 01:37:59,479 Where are the diplomats? The supers? 2111 01:37:59,479 --> 01:38:00,613 Still hypnotized. 2112 01:38:00,613 --> 01:38:03,116 (SIGHS) What have you done? 2113 01:38:07,253 --> 01:38:09,456 Evelyn, she's escaping. 2114 01:38:09,456 --> 01:38:10,490 Well, go after her. 2115 01:38:10,490 --> 01:38:11,291 Finish your mission. 2116 01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:13,993 I can't just go! What about the kids? 2117 01:38:13,993 --> 01:38:16,596 - Jack-Jack, who's gonna... - VIOLET: Mom! 2118 01:38:16,596 --> 01:38:18,465 Go. We've got this. 2119 01:38:20,233 --> 01:38:22,135 Voyd, come with me. 2120 01:38:22,135 --> 01:38:23,536 I'll go shut down the engine. 2121 01:38:23,536 --> 01:38:25,205 I'll try to slow the ship from the bow. 2122 01:38:25,205 --> 01:38:28,141 Wait, someone's missing. Where's the crusher guy? 2123 01:38:28,141 --> 01:38:30,100 Strap in now! 2124 01:38:31,711 --> 01:38:33,146 (GRUNTING) 2125 01:38:36,490 --> 01:38:37,283 (LAUGHING) 2126 01:38:45,358 --> 01:38:47,270 It's for your own good. 2127 01:38:47,327 --> 01:38:49,290 No! 2128 01:38:49,290 --> 01:38:50,363 This is. 2129 01:38:50,363 --> 01:38:51,431 (GRUNTS) 2130 01:38:55,135 --> 01:38:57,103 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANING) 2131 01:39:01,441 --> 01:39:04,770 - We're too late. - Get me up to the jet. 2132 01:39:06,379 --> 01:39:07,447 (YELPS) 2133 01:39:10,483 --> 01:39:12,118 (GRUNTING) 2134 01:39:19,250 --> 01:39:20,193 (GROANS) 2135 01:39:24,731 --> 01:39:26,132 (EXHALES IN RELIEF) 2136 01:39:26,599 --> 01:39:28,340 (GRUNTS) 2137 01:39:28,340 --> 01:39:30,770 Hey, you did this. Can you undo it? 2138 01:39:30,770 --> 01:39:33,106 You want me to un-crush? 2139 01:39:33,106 --> 01:39:34,741 What? No one's ever asked for that? 2140 01:39:34,741 --> 01:39:37,744 No. To un-crush is silly. Why un-crush? 2141 01:39:37,744 --> 01:39:39,346 To get into the engine room. 2142 01:39:39,346 --> 01:39:40,580 Oh, forget it. We don't have enough time. 2143 01:39:40,580 --> 01:39:43,149 What if I said to un-punch someone? 2144 01:39:43,149 --> 01:39:44,317 What do you do? 2145 01:39:48,540 --> 01:39:49,589 Welcome aboard, Elastigirl. 2146 01:39:49,589 --> 01:39:51,291 Although we haven't yet reached 2147 01:39:51,291 --> 01:39:52,625 our cruising altitude... 2148 01:39:54,160 --> 01:39:56,529 feel free to roam about the cabin. 2149 01:39:56,529 --> 01:39:59,199 - (GROANING) - Or just relax... 2150 01:39:59,199 --> 01:40:02,168 and let the cabin roam about you. 2151 01:40:11,111 --> 01:40:13,113 I can't get to the engine room! 2152 01:40:13,113 --> 01:40:14,514 We gotta do something! 2153 01:40:14,514 --> 01:40:16,182 Because trying to slow it down ain't working. 2154 01:40:16,182 --> 01:40:18,118 Hey! What about turning the boat? 2155 01:40:18,118 --> 01:40:19,319 BOTH: The steering's been destroyed! 2156 01:40:19,319 --> 01:40:22,122 - Dash means from the outside! - Yeah! 2157 01:40:22,122 --> 01:40:23,223 If we break off one of the foils 2158 01:40:23,223 --> 01:40:24,391 and turn the rudder... 2159 01:40:24,391 --> 01:40:26,760 we can veer the ship away from the city! 2160 01:40:26,760 --> 01:40:28,228 That might work. 2161 01:40:28,228 --> 01:40:29,362 I'll turn the front, you turn the rear. 2162 01:40:29,362 --> 01:40:31,464 Using the rudder? That's underwater. 2163 01:40:31,464 --> 01:40:32,732 How am I supposed to get... 2164 01:40:32,732 --> 01:40:34,634 All right. Come on, kids. 2165 01:40:34,634 --> 01:40:37,670 Dad, I know this is going to work. 2166 01:40:37,670 --> 01:40:40,206 But if it doesn't, and we crash... 2167 01:40:40,206 --> 01:40:43,610 my shields are probably better protection than the ship. 2168 01:40:43,610 --> 01:40:47,280 I should stay here. With Jack-Jack. 2169 01:40:47,814 --> 01:40:49,315 That's my girl. 2170 01:40:49,315 --> 01:40:51,751 Remember, Bob, we're both turning right! 2171 01:40:58,425 --> 01:41:00,427 EVELYN: You know what's sad? 2172 01:41:03,697 --> 01:41:05,598 If it weren't for your core beliefs... 2173 01:41:05,598 --> 01:41:08,334 I think we could have been good friends. 2174 01:41:09,335 --> 01:41:11,304 At least... (GASPING) 2175 01:41:12,238 --> 01:41:14,274 I have core beliefs. 2176 01:41:15,709 --> 01:41:17,177 We have breaking news... 2177 01:41:17,177 --> 01:41:19,312 While there is still no radio contact, 2178 01:41:19,312 --> 01:41:20,847 the ship has changed direction... 2179 01:41:20,847 --> 01:41:22,148 and is heading towards land 2180 01:41:22,148 --> 01:41:23,516 at a high rate of speed. 2181 01:41:27,787 --> 01:41:29,322 So, Dash... 2182 01:41:30,457 --> 01:41:31,925 I am going to the rudder. 2183 01:41:31,925 --> 01:41:35,228 Once I turn the ship, you hit the pull up button. 2184 01:41:35,228 --> 01:41:37,197 - Okay, Dad. - Now lower me down... 2185 01:41:37,197 --> 01:41:38,398 (SCREAMS) 2186 01:41:41,334 --> 01:41:44,637 The reputations of superheroes are ruined. 2187 01:41:44,637 --> 01:41:48,208 You will never become legal. Ever. 2188 01:41:48,575 --> 01:41:49,809 Never? 2189 01:41:49,809 --> 01:41:51,378 (LAUGHS) No. 2190 01:41:51,378 --> 01:41:53,446 - Ever? - No. 2191 01:41:53,446 --> 01:41:56,750 Not even a little smidgee-widgee? 2192 01:41:56,750 --> 01:41:58,218 Oh, hypoxia. 2193 01:41:58,218 --> 01:41:59,853 When you don't have enough oxygen, 2194 01:41:59,853 --> 01:42:02,222 - things seem really silly. - (GASPING) 2195 01:42:08,461 --> 01:42:10,530 - (GASPING) - Things get sillier 2196 01:42:10,530 --> 01:42:12,632 and sillier and then you die. 2197 01:42:12,632 --> 01:42:14,601 (LAUGHING) I don't wanna die. 2198 01:42:14,601 --> 01:42:16,536 Ah, nobody does. (GRUNTS) 2199 01:42:17,303 --> 01:42:18,538 Really. 2200 01:42:18,538 --> 01:42:20,774 (CHUCKLES) Not such a bad way to go. 2201 01:42:24,778 --> 01:42:26,413 (SCREAMING) 2202 01:42:29,883 --> 01:42:31,351 (INHALING RAPIDLY) 2203 01:42:35,789 --> 01:42:36,790 (GRUNTS) 2204 01:42:38,291 --> 01:42:39,592 (ALL GASP) 2205 01:42:39,592 --> 01:42:41,695 Everyone, we need to get to the back of the ship. 2206 01:42:41,695 --> 01:42:44,431 All supers, protect your ambassadors! 2207 01:42:45,265 --> 01:42:46,633 Follow. 2208 01:42:49,602 --> 01:42:51,805 Dad's been underwater for too long. 2209 01:42:51,805 --> 01:42:53,406 (ALARM BLARING) 2210 01:42:59,846 --> 01:43:01,481 We gotta pull him up. 2211 01:43:01,481 --> 01:43:02,882 Wait. It's too soon. 2212 01:43:09,656 --> 01:43:10,724 (GRUNTS) 2213 01:43:16,963 --> 01:43:18,598 I'm gonna press the button! 2214 01:43:18,598 --> 01:43:19,599 Not yet! 2215 01:43:20,867 --> 01:43:22,569 (METAL CREAKING) 2216 01:43:29,376 --> 01:43:30,910 (STRAINING) 2217 01:43:34,481 --> 01:43:36,449 It's turning. It's working. 2218 01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:42,355 - Now! - Dash, now! 2219 01:43:45,325 --> 01:43:46,726 Save yourself. Make a chute. 2220 01:43:49,290 --> 01:43:51,640 - (MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTS) - Make a chute. Make a chute. 2221 01:43:51,640 --> 01:43:52,599 Make a chute! 2222 01:43:52,599 --> 01:43:54,801 - (ELASTIGIRL YELLS) - (VOYD YELPS) 2223 01:43:54,801 --> 01:43:56,836 LUCIUS: Helen! Brace yourselves! 2224 01:44:04,978 --> 01:44:06,713 Crash positions! 2225 01:44:07,947 --> 01:44:09,683 (GRUNTING) 2226 01:44:11,851 --> 01:44:13,687 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 2227 01:44:23,797 --> 01:44:25,331 (ALL SIGHING) 2228 01:44:25,331 --> 01:44:26,566 Whoo. 2229 01:44:26,566 --> 01:44:29,869 (GASPS) I missed Jack-Jack's first power? 2230 01:44:30,770 --> 01:44:33,406 Actually, you missed the first 17. 2231 01:44:33,406 --> 01:44:35,800 - (ALL LAUGHING) - ELASTIGIRL: Oh! 2232 01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:36,643 (JACK-JACK BABBLING) 2233 01:44:37,877 --> 01:44:39,779 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING) 2234 01:44:40,647 --> 01:44:42,382 (JACK-JACK GIGGLES) 2235 01:44:46,753 --> 01:44:51,424 The fact that you saved me doesn't make you right. 2236 01:44:51,424 --> 01:44:53,393 But it does make you alive. 2237 01:44:53,393 --> 01:44:55,362 And I'm grateful for that. 2238 01:44:55,362 --> 01:44:58,398 I'm sorry, but she'll go to prison. 2239 01:44:58,398 --> 01:45:00,330 Well, I'm sorry she's rich 2240 01:45:00,330 --> 01:45:02,402 and will probably get no more than a slap on the wrist. 2241 01:45:02,402 --> 01:45:05,400 First of all, Violet, I like you. 2242 01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:07,874 And who knows what the future may bring... 2243 01:45:07,874 --> 01:45:11,644 but I have a good feeling about all of you. 2244 01:45:11,644 --> 01:45:13,113 Hmm. Good feeling. 2245 01:45:13,113 --> 01:45:14,881 - Should we be worried? - (MR. INCREDIBLE CHUCKLES) 2246 01:45:14,881 --> 01:45:17,650 You guys got the next shift. I'm beat. Oh! 2247 01:45:17,650 --> 01:45:19,619 I saw what you did back there. That was incredible! 2248 01:45:19,619 --> 01:45:20,854 No pun intended. 2249 01:45:20,854 --> 01:45:22,589 VIOLET: Sorry I had to punch you. 2250 01:45:22,589 --> 01:45:24,157 (TIRES SCREECH) 2251 01:45:24,157 --> 01:45:27,694 Yeah, baby! My sweet ride! 2252 01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:31,598 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 2253 01:45:33,767 --> 01:45:35,735 (CHUCKLES) 2254 01:45:35,735 --> 01:45:37,804 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (ALL CHEERING) 2255 01:45:39,839 --> 01:45:43,476 And in recognition of the extraordinary service 2256 01:45:43,476 --> 01:45:44,678 they have demonstrated... 2257 01:45:44,678 --> 01:45:47,147 the legal status of superheroes 2258 01:45:47,147 --> 01:45:49,482 is hereby restored. 2259 01:45:49,482 --> 01:45:51,918 (ALL CHEERING) 2260 01:45:52,986 --> 01:45:54,988 (CHILDREN CHATTERING IN DISTANCE) 2261 01:45:58,458 --> 01:46:00,460 You don't know me, do you? 2262 01:46:00,460 --> 01:46:01,828 No, I don't... 2263 01:46:01,828 --> 01:46:02,996 Wait. 2264 01:46:02,996 --> 01:46:05,980 Are you the girl with the water? 2265 01:46:05,980 --> 01:46:07,600 I'm Violet Parr. 2266 01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:09,135 - I'm Tony. - (CHUCKLING) Okay. 2267 01:46:09,135 --> 01:46:11,838 You split up into separate groups and stuff... 2268 01:46:20,800 --> 01:46:21,481 Tony, this is my mom. 2269 01:46:21,481 --> 01:46:22,682 Pleased to meet you. 2270 01:46:22,682 --> 01:46:24,718 - This is my dad. - BOB: Oh, we've met. 2271 01:46:24,718 --> 01:46:26,786 And this is embarrassing. 2272 01:46:26,786 --> 01:46:28,540 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Charmed, I'm sure. 2273 01:46:28,540 --> 01:46:30,223 - My little brother, Dash. - (TOY SQUEAKS) 2274 01:46:30,223 --> 01:46:32,459 VIOLET: And the baby is Jack-Jack. 2275 01:46:32,459 --> 01:46:35,495 I tried to limit it to one parent. 2276 01:46:35,495 --> 01:46:38,164 We're all going to a movie, too, Tony. Don't mind us. 2277 01:46:38,164 --> 01:46:39,466 BOB: We'll be sitting 2278 01:46:39,466 --> 01:46:40,633 on the other side of the theater. 2279 01:46:40,633 --> 01:46:42,168 Not watching you. 2280 01:46:42,168 --> 01:46:44,104 (LAUGHING) He's kidding. 2281 01:46:44,104 --> 01:46:47,207 They are only dropping us off at the theater. 2282 01:46:47,207 --> 01:46:49,943 They have other things to do. 2283 01:46:49,943 --> 01:46:52,679 So, you guys are close, I guess. 2284 01:46:52,679 --> 01:46:55,480 - Yeah, I guess. - We can get closer. 2285 01:46:55,480 --> 01:46:56,549 (LAUGHING) Bob. 2286 01:46:56,549 --> 01:46:57,984 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2287 01:46:59,853 --> 01:47:01,721 - (GUNSHOTS) - (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 2288 01:47:11,640 --> 01:47:12,232 Stop! Let us out! 2289 01:47:12,232 --> 01:47:13,900 Here, large popcorn, small soda. 2290 01:47:13,900 --> 01:47:16,636 Save me a seat, center, about eight rows back. 2291 01:47:16,636 --> 01:47:19,739 I'll be back before the previews are over. 2292 01:47:30,817 --> 01:47:33,653 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2293 01:47:33,653 --> 01:47:36,656 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2294 01:53:28,740 --> 01:53:31,440 ♪ Here comes Elastigirl 2295 01:53:31,440 --> 01:53:34,314 ♪ Stretching her arms Elastigirl 2296 01:53:34,314 --> 01:53:39,520 ♪ No one's beyond her reach 2297 01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:42,122 ♪ Elastigirl 2298 01:53:46,459 --> 01:53:50,263 ♪ Ah, Elastigirl 2299 01:53:52,932 --> 01:53:55,969 ♪ Here comes Elastigirl 2300 01:53:55,969 --> 01:53:59,239 ♪ Stretching her arms Elastigirl 2301 01:53:59,239 --> 01:54:03,109 ♪ No one's beyond her reach 2302 01:54:03,109 --> 01:54:06,546 ♪ Ah, Elastigirl ♪ 2303 01:54:16,289 --> 01:54:20,126 ♪ Who's the cat who's always chill 2304 01:54:20,126 --> 01:54:25,365 ♪ When survival odds are close to nil? 2305 01:54:25,365 --> 01:54:27,567 ♪ Frozone 2306 01:54:27,567 --> 01:54:29,369 ♪ Frozone 2307 01:54:31,370 --> 01:54:34,974 ♪ Frozone 2308 01:54:34,974 --> 01:54:37,444 ♪ Always chill Always chill 2309 01:54:38,945 --> 01:54:40,680 ♪ Frozone 2310 01:54:40,680 --> 01:54:42,515 ♪ Ah 2311 01:54:42,515 --> 01:54:45,251 ♪ Frozone 2312 01:54:45,251 --> 01:54:47,620 ♪ So chill So chill 2313 01:54:47,620 --> 01:54:49,222 ♪ Talk about Frozone 2314 01:54:49,222 --> 01:54:50,523 ♪ Frozone 2315 01:54:50,523 --> 01:54:52,525 ♪ Frozone 2316 01:54:56,663 --> 01:54:58,231 ♪ Frozone ♪ 2317 01:55:07,707 --> 01:55:10,210 ♪ Mr. Incredible 2318 01:55:10,210 --> 01:55:11,544 ♪ Incredible 2319 01:55:11,544 --> 01:55:13,279 ♪ Incredible 2320 01:55:13,279 --> 01:55:17,350 ♪ Catching the bad guys Pow, pow, pow 2321 01:55:22,655 --> 01:55:26,920 ♪ Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow 2322 01:55:33,700 --> 01:55:35,735 ♪ Mr. Incredible 2323 01:55:35,735 --> 01:55:37,504 ♪ Incredible 2324 01:55:37,504 --> 01:55:39,272 ♪ Incredible 2325 01:55:39,272 --> 01:55:41,740 ♪ Punching the bad guys 2326 01:55:41,740 --> 01:55:44,577 ♪ Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow