1 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,678 Been a while since I was up here in front of you. 2 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:14,848 Maybe I'll do us all a favor and just stick to the cards. 3 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,653 There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred 4 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,122 on the freeway and the rooftop... 5 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:25,225 Sorry, Mr. Stark, do you honestly expect us to believe that 6 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:28,895 that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, 7 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:31,698 despite the fact that you sorely despise bodyguards? 8 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:32,899 Yes. 9 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:37,671 And this mysterious bodyguard was somehow equipped 10 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:41,174 with an undisclosed Stark high-tech powered battle... 11 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,209 I know that it's confusing. 12 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:46,846 It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely 13 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:50,150 to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. 14 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:56,423 I mean, let's face it, I'm not the heroic type. 15 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,725 A laundry list of character defects, 16 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:01,661 all the mistakes I've made, largely public. 17 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,363 The truth is 18 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,270 I am Iron Man. 19 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:22,248 Ivan. 20 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,855 Vanya. 21 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:08,241 270 at 30 knots. Holding steady at 15,000 feet. 22 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,644 You are clear for exfiltration over the drop zone. 23 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:10,130 Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! 24 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,565 It's good to be back. 25 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,236 - You missed me? - Blow something up! 26 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:20,473 I missed you, too. Blow something up? I already did that. 27 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:23,810 I'm not saying that the world is enjoying 28 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:28,810 its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. 29 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:36,790 I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, 30 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:41,928 never has a greater phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. 31 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:50,937 I'm not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, 32 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,639 sipping on an iced tea 33 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:55,775 because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough 34 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,745 to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day. 35 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,351 I love you, Tony! 36 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,586 Please, it's not about me. 37 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:09,756 It's not about you. 38 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,994 It's not even about us. It's about legacy. 39 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,832 It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations. 40 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:23,360 And that's why for the next year and for the first time since 1974, 41 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,538 the best and brightest men and women 42 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,607 of nations and corporations the world over 43 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,177 will pool their resources, share their collective vision, 44 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:34,314 to leave behind a brighter future. 45 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,149 It's not about us. 46 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:40,186 Therefore, what I'm saying, if I'm saying anything, 47 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,822 is welcome back to the Stark Expo. 48 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,229 And now, making a special guest appearance 49 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,731 from the great beyond to tell you what it's all about, 50 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,334 please welcome my father, Howard. 51 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,639 Everything is achievable through technology. 52 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,800 Better living, robust health, 53 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:07,470 and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. 54 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,490 So, from all of us here at Stark Industries, 55 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:13,920 I would like to personally introduce you to the City of the Future. 56 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,757 Technology holds infinite possibilities for mankind, 57 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,694 and will one day rid society of all its ills. 58 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,364 Soon, technology will affect the way you live your life every day. 59 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,320 No more tedious work, 60 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:30,737 leaving more time for leisure activities and enjoying the sweet life. 61 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:33,573 The Stark Expo. Welcome. 62 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,681 We are coming to you live from the kickoff of the Stark Expo, 63 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,617 where Tony Stark has just walked offstage. 64 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,353 Don't worry if you can't make it down here tonight 65 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,788 because this Expo goes on all year long. 66 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,957 And I'm gonna be here checking out all the attractions 67 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:54,494 and the pavilions and the inventions from all around the world. 68 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,130 - Make sure you join me... - All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out. 69 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,966 - Open up, let's go. - Hey! Nice to see you. 70 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:02,602 - All right. Thank you. I remember you. - Tony, Tony... 71 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,237 Hey, hey... 72 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,773 - Call me. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on. 73 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,309 Hello. It would be a pleasure. 74 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,910 - Okay. - See you, buddy. 75 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,780 This is Larry. 76 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,247 Hey, the oracle of Oracle. What a pleasure. 77 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,815 - Nice to see you. - Call me. Call me. 78 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,684 - Larry King. - Larry! 79 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,520 Yes, my people, my people. 80 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,155 Come on, Tony. There we go. 81 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,124 - Very mellow. - That wasn't so bad. 82 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,492 No, it was perfect. 83 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,930 Look what we got here, the new model. 84 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,928 - Hey, does she come with the car? - I certainly hope so. 85 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,630 - Hi. - Hi. 86 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,297 - And you are? - Marshal. 87 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,299 - Irish. I like it. - Pleased to meet you, Tony. 88 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,535 I'm on the wheel. Do you mind? Where you from? 89 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,300 - Bedford. - What are you doing here? 90 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:39,706 - Looking for you. - Yeah? You found me. 91 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,277 - What are you up to later? - Serving subpoenas. 92 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,140 He doesn't like to be handed things. 93 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,549 - Yeah, I have a peeve. - I got it. 94 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,784 You are hereby ordered 95 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,119 to appear before the Senate Armed Services Committee 96 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,854 tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m. 97 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,589 - Can I see a badge? - You wanna see the badge? 98 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,925 He likes the badge. 99 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,940 - You still like it? - Yep. 100 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:06,566 - How far are we from D.C.? - D.C.? 250 miles. 101 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:15,208 Mr. Stark, could we pick up now where we left off? Mr. Stark. Please. 102 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,910 - Yes, dear? - Can I have your attention? 103 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,440 Absolutely. 104 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:21,114 Do you or do you not possess a specialized weapon? 105 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,483 - I do not. I do not. - You do not? 106 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,520 Well, it depends on how you define the word "weapon." 107 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,822 - The Iron Man weapon. - My device does not fit that description. 108 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,590 Well... How would you describe it? 109 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,727 I would describe it by defining it as what it is, Senator. 110 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:37,597 - As? - Lt's a high-tech prosthesis. 111 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:38,732 That is... That is... 112 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,134 That's actually the most apt description I can make of it. 113 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,690 It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr. Stark. 114 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:46,272 Please, if your priority was actually the well-being of the American citizen... 115 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:49,209 My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people 116 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,679 - of the United States of America. - Well, you can forget it. 117 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:57,170 I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. 118 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,552 To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, 119 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:02,622 which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, 120 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,391 depending on what state you're in. 121 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:07,427 - You can't have it. - Look, I'm no expert... 122 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:11,331 In prostitution? Of course not. You're a senator. Come on. 123 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,734 I'm no expert in weapons. 124 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,770 We have somebody here who is an expert on weapons. 125 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:21,474 I'd now like to call Justin Hammer, our current primary weapons contractor. 126 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,120 Let the record reflect that I observed Mr. Hammer entering the chamber, 127 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,414 and I am wondering 128 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,284 if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance. 129 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:39,492 Absolutely. I'm no expert. I defer to you, Anthony. 130 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,594 You're the wonder boy. 131 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,797 Senator, if I may. 132 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:48,368 I may well not be an expert, but you know who was the expert? 133 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,710 Your dad. Howard Stark. 134 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:55,575 Really a father to us all, and to the military-industrial age. 135 00:12:56,209 --> 00:13:00,680 Let's just be clear. He was no flower child. He was a lion. 136 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,216 We all know why we're here. In the last six months, 137 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:07,420 Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilities. 138 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,323 And yet he insists it's a shield. 139 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:15,280 He asks us to trust him as we cower behind it. 140 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,398 I wish I were comforted, Anthony, I really do. 141 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,601 I'd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, 142 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,136 but this ain't Canada. 143 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,500 You know, we live in a world of grave threats, 144 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,708 threats that Mr. Stark will not always be able to foresee. 145 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,244 Thank you. 146 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,470 God bless Iron Man. God bless America. 147 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,283 That is well said, Mr. Hammer. 148 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,319 The committee would now like to invite 149 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,522 Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes to the chamber. 150 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,124 Rhodey? What? 151 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,700 Hey, buddy. I didn't expect to see you here. 152 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,436 Look, it's me, I'm here. Deal with it. Let's move on. 153 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,570 L just... 154 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,139 - Drop it. - All right, I'll drop it. 155 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:02,676 I have before me a complete report on the Iron Man weapon, 156 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,445 compiled by Colonel Rhodes. And, Colonel, for the record, 157 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,648 can you please read page 57, paragraph four? 158 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,170 You're requesting that I read specific selections 159 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,452 - from my report, Senator? - Yes, sir. 160 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,454 It was my understanding that I was going to be testifying 161 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,656 in a much more comprehensive and detailed manner. 162 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,425 I understand. A lot of things have changed today. 163 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,793 - So if you could just read... - You do understand 164 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,295 that reading a single paragraph out of context does not reflect 165 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,598 - the summary of my final... - Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you. 166 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,680 Very well. 167 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,306 "As he does not operate within any definable branch of government, 168 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:39,379 "Iron Man presents a potential threat to the security of both the nation 169 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,880 "and to her interests." 170 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,849 I did, however, go on to summarize 171 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,618 that the benefits of Iron Man far outweigh the liabilities. 172 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,954 - And that it would be in our interest... - That's enough, Colonel. 173 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,255 - To fold Mr. Stark... - That's enough. 174 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,824 Into the existing chain of command, Senator. 175 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:54,227 I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice. 176 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,963 We can amend the hours a little bit. 177 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,399 I'd like to go on and show, if I may, 178 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,634 the imagery that's connected to your report. 179 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,604 I believe it is somewhat premature to reveal these images 180 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,606 - to the general public at this time. - With all due respect, 181 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,774 Colonel, I understand. 182 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,945 And if you could just narrate those for us, we'd be very grateful. 183 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,980 Let's have the images. 184 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,651 Intelligence suggests that the devices seen in these photos 185 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,621 are, in fact, attempts at making manned copies 186 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,156 of Mr. Stark's suit. 187 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:28,294 This has been corroborated by our allies and local intelligence on the ground, 188 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:33,533 indicating that these suits are quite possibly, at this moment, operational. 189 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,604 Hold on one second, buddy. Let me see something here. 190 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,174 Boy, I'm good. I commandeered your screens. 191 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,678 I need them. Time for a little transparency. 192 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,746 - Now, let's see what's really going on. - What is he doing? 193 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,160 If you will direct your attention to said screens... 194 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,685 I believe that's North Korea. 195 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,436 How did Hammer get in the game? 196 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,138 Justin, you're on TV. Focus up. 197 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,710 Okay, give me a left twist. Left's good. Turn to the right. 198 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,848 Oh, Shit. Oh, Shit! 199 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,116 Wow. 200 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,854 Yeah, I'd say most countries, five, 10 years away. 201 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,222 Hammer Industries, 20. 202 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,958 I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived. 203 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:33,626 I think we're done, is the point that he's making. 204 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,863 - I don't think there's any reason... - The point is, you're welcome, I guess. 205 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,799 - For what? - Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. 206 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,402 It's working. We're safe. America is secure. 207 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,404 You want my property? You can't have it. 208 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,905 But I did you a big favor. 209 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,576 I've successfully privatized world peace. 210 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,981 What more do you want? For now! 211 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,651 I tried to play ball with these ***-clowns. 212 00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:02,880 You, Mr. Stark... you, buddy. 213 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,324 We're adjourned. We're adjourned for today. 214 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,693 - Okay. - You've been a delight. 215 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,768 My bond is with the people. 216 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:20,106 And I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. 217 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,775 If there's one thing I've proven 218 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,211 it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself. 219 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,415 Wake up. Daddy's home. 220 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,840 Welcome home, sir. 221 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,520 Congratulations on the opening ceremonies. 222 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:09,155 They were such a success, as was your Senate hearing. 223 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,990 And may I say how refreshing it is 224 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:14,828 to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir. 225 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,897 You! 226 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,734 I swear to God I'll dismantle you. I'll soak your motherboard. 227 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,336 I'll turn you into a wine rack. 228 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,106 How many ounces a day of this gobbledegook 229 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,273 am I supposed to drink? 230 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,344 We are up to 80 ounces a day to counteract the symptoms, sir. 231 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,280 Check palladium levels. 232 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,518 Blood toxicity, 24%. 233 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,355 It appears that the continued use of the Iron Man suit 234 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,858 is accelerating your condition. 235 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,762 Another core has been depleted. 236 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,800 God, they're running out quick. 237 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,536 I have run simulations on every known element, 238 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,672 and none can serve as a viable replacement 239 00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:00,774 for the palladium core. 240 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,460 You are running out of both time and options. 241 00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,485 Unfortunately, the device that's keeping you alive 242 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,387 is also killing you. 243 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,323 Miss Potts is approaching. 244 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,326 - I recommend that you inform her... - Mute. 245 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,998 Is this a joke? 246 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,680 - What are you thinking? - What? 247 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,470 - What are you thinking? - Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy. 248 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,872 And you're angry about something. 249 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,407 Do you have the sniffles? I don't wanna get sick. 250 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,909 - Did you just donate... - Keep your business. 251 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:39,479 Our entire modern art collection to the... 252 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,247 - Boy Scouts of America. - Boy Scouts of America? 253 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,490 Yes. It is a worthwhile organization. 254 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,519 I didn't physically check the crates but, basically, yes. 255 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,822 And it's not "our" collection, it's my collection. No offense. 256 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,890 No, you know what? I think I'm actually entitled 257 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,559 to say "our" collection 258 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,862 considering the time that I put in, over 10 years, 259 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,831 - curating that. - It was a tax write-off. I needed that. 260 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,934 You know, there's only about 8,011 things 261 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,300 that I really need to talk to you about. 262 00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,537 Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out. 263 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,139 The Bridgeport's already machining that part. 264 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,541 The Expo is a gigantic waste of time. 265 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,944 I need you to wear a surgical mask until you're feeling better. 266 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,112 - Is that okay? - That's rude. 267 00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:13,646 There's nothing more important to me than the Expo. 268 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,150 It's my primary point of concern. 269 00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:18,251 - I don't know why you're... - The Expo is your ego gone crazy. 270 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,120 Wow. Look at that. 271 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,723 That's modern art. That's going up. 272 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,559 - You've got to be kidding. - L'm gonna put this up right now. 273 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,862 - This is vital. - Stark is in complete disarray. 274 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,331 - You understand that? - No. Our stocks have never been higher. 275 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,767 - Yes, from a managerial standpoint. - You are... Well, if it's messy, 276 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:35,335 - then let's double back. - Let me give you an example. 277 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,300 - Let's move on to another subject. - No, no, no, no. 278 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,738 You are not taking down the Barnett Newman 279 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,373 - and hanging that up! - L'm not taking it down. 280 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,675 I'm just replacing it with this. 281 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,176 - Let's see what I can get going here. - Okay, fine. 282 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,312 My point is, we have already awarded contracts 283 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,148 - to the wind farm people. - Yeah. Don't say "wind farm." 284 00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:50,316 - I'm already feeling gassy. - And to the plastic plantation tree, 285 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,519 which was your idea, by the way. Those people are on payroll... 286 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,387 - Everything was my idea. - And you won't make a decision. 287 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,189 I don't care about the liberal agenda anymore. 288 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,591 It's boring. Boring. I'm giving you a boring alert. 289 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,960 - You do it. - I do what? 290 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,630 Excellent idea. I just figured this out. You run the company. 291 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,965 - Yeah, I'm trying to run the company. - Pepper, I need you to run the company. 292 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,434 - Well, stop trying to do it and do it. - You will not 293 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,202 - give me the information... - l'm not asking you to try... 294 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,403 - in order to... - l'm asking you 295 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,705 to physically do it. I need you to do it. 296 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,540 - I am trying to do it. - Pepper, you're not listening to me! 297 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,542 - No, you are not listening to me. - L'm trying to make you CEO. 298 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,444 Why won't you let me? 299 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,980 - Have you been drinking? - Chlorophyll. 300 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:27,153 I hereby irrevocably appoint you chairman and CEO of Stark Industries, 301 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,155 effective immediately. 302 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,259 Yeah, done deal. Okay? 303 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,297 I've actually given this a fair amount of thought, 304 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:41,301 believe it or not. Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak, 305 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,271 trying to figure out who a worthy successor would be. 306 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,140 And then I realized 307 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,212 it's you. It's always been you. 308 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:55,415 I thought there'd be a legal issue, 309 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,885 but actually I'm capable of appointing my successor. 310 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,621 My successor being you. 311 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,458 Congratulations? 312 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,862 - Take it, just take it. - I don't know what to think. 313 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:10,663 Don't think. Drink. 314 00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:16,503 There you go. 315 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,114 The notary's here! Can you please come sign the transfer paperwork? 316 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,116 I'm on happy time. 317 00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:10,657 - Sorry. - What the hell was that? 318 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,159 It's called mixed martial arts. It's been around for three weeks. 319 00:23:13,193 --> 00:23:15,328 It's called dirty boxing. There's nothing new about it. 320 00:23:15,362 --> 00:23:17,797 All right, put them up. Come on. 321 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:25,372 I promise you this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company. 322 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,942 I need you to initial each box. 323 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:32,278 Lesson one. Never take your eye off... 324 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,782 That's it. I'm done. 325 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:38,284 - What's your name, lady? - Rushman. Natalie Rushman. 326 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:39,953 Front and center. Come into the church. 327 00:23:40,530 --> 00:23:43,823 - No. You're seriously not gonna ask... - If it pleases the court, which it does. 328 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:47,260 - It's no problem. - L'm sorry. He's very eccentric. 329 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:01,975 What? 330 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:08,515 - Can you give her a lesson? - No problem. 331 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,617 - Peppet - What? 332 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:14,120 - Who is she? - She is from legal. 333 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:18,291 And she is potentially a very expensive ***ual harassment lawsuit 334 00:24:18,358 --> 00:24:20,593 - if you keep ogling her like that. - I need a new assistant, boss. 335 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,430 Yes, and I've got three excellent potential candidates. 336 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,980 They're lined up and ready to meet you. 337 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:28,100 I don't have time to meet. I need someone now. I feel like it's her. 338 00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:29,169 No, it's not. 339 00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:31,370 - You ever boxed before? - L have, yes. 340 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:35,108 What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot Camp? Crunch? Something like that? 341 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:38,945 - How do I spell your name, Natalie? - R-U-S-H-M-A-N. 342 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,450 - What, are you gonna google her now? - I thought I was ogling her. 343 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:47,187 - Wow. Very, very impressive individual. - You're so predictable, you know that? 344 00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:49,456 She's fluent in French, Italian, Russian, Latin. 345 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,391 - Who speaks Latin? - No one speaks Latin. 346 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,793 - No one speaks Latin? - Lt's a dead language. 347 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,662 You can read Latin or you can write Latin, 348 00:24:55,729 --> 00:24:57,397 - but you can't speak Latin... - Did you model in Tokyo? 349 00:24:57,397 --> 00:24:59,165 - 'Cause she modeled in Tokyo. - Well... 350 00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:00,667 I need her. She's got everything that I need. 351 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:04,337 Rule number one, never take your eye off your opponent. 352 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:06,973 Oh, my God! 353 00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:11,978 - Happy! - That's what I'm talking about. 354 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:13,380 - I just slipped. - You did? 355 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,815 - Yeah. - Looks like a TKO to me. 356 00:25:18,151 --> 00:25:20,353 Just... I need your impression. 357 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:23,156 You have a quiet reserve. I don't know, you have an old soul. 358 00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:25,725 - I meant your fingerprint. - Right. 359 00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:32,980 - So, how are we doing? - Great. Just wrapping up. Hey. 360 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:36,569 - You're the boss. - Will that be all, Mr. Stark? 361 00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:38,605 - No. - Yes, that will be all, Ms. Rushman. 362 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,540 Thank you very much. 363 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:45,211 - I want one. - No. 364 00:26:19,112 --> 00:26:21,481 You know, it's Europe. Whatever happens the next 20 minutes, 365 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:22,882 - just go with it. - Go with it? Go with what? 366 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,451 - Mr. Stark? - Hey. 367 00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:25,752 Hello. How was your flight? 368 00:26:25,819 --> 00:26:27,387 It was excellent. Boy, it's nice to see you. 369 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:31,591 We have one photographer from the ACM, if you don't mind. Okay? 370 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,760 - When did this happen? - What? You made me do it. 371 00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:36,396 - I made you do what? - You quit. Smile. Look right there. 372 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:37,597 Stop acting constipated. 373 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,199 - Don't flare your nostrils. - You are so predictable. 374 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:40,333 - That's the amazing thing. - Right this way. 375 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:42,102 - You look fantastic. - Why, thank you very much. 376 00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:44,370 But that's unprofessional. What's on the docket? 377 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,972 You have a 9:30 dinner. 378 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,874 - Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00. - Absolutely. 379 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:49,743 - Is this us? - It can be. 380 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,478 - Great. Make it us. - Okay. 381 00:26:51,578 --> 00:26:54,140 - Mr. Musk. How are you? - Hi, Pepper. 382 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:56,490 - Congratulations on the promotion. - Thank you very much. 383 00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,318 Elon, how's it going? Those Merlin engines are fantastic. 384 00:26:58,418 --> 00:27:00,487 Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea for an electric jet. 385 00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:01,588 - You do? - Yeah. 386 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,690 Then we'll make it work. 387 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:05,525 - You want a massage? - Oh, God. No, 388 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,127 - I don't want a massage. - L'll have Natalie make an... 389 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,661 - I don't want Natalie to do... - Don't want you tense. 390 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:09,896 By the way, I didn't mean to spring this on you. 391 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,310 Thank you very much. 392 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:13,990 - Green is not your best color. - Oh, please. 393 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,701 Anthony! ls that you? 394 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,136 - My least favorite person on Earth. - Hey, pal. 395 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:17,470 - Justin Hammer. - How you doing? 396 00:27:17,537 --> 00:27:20,340 You're not the only rich guy here with a fancy car. 397 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,842 You know Christine Everhart from Vanity Fair. 398 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,110 - You guys know each other? - Hi. 399 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,378 - Yes. - Yes. 400 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:26,646 - Yes, roughly. - We do. 401 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:30,784 BTW, big story. The new CEO of Stark Industries. 402 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,218 - I know. I know. - Congratulations. 403 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,689 My editor will kill me if I don't grab a quote for our Powerful Women issue. 404 00:27:35,789 --> 00:27:36,956 - Can I? - Sure. 405 00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:39,526 She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. 406 00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:41,528 I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know. 407 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:42,696 - Right. - Right? 408 00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:46,166 Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year. 409 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,567 And she wrote a story as well. 410 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,703 - It was very impressive. - That was good. 411 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:51,838 - Very well done. - Thank you. 412 00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:53,406 - L'm gonna go wash. - Don't leave me. 413 00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:54,974 - Hey, buddy. How you doing? - L'm all right. 414 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,343 - Looking gorgeous. - Please, this is tough. 415 00:27:56,376 --> 00:27:59,120 - Can I ask you... ls this the first time... - Fromage. 416 00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:00,647 - Say, "Brie." - that you guys have seen each other? 417 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,916 God, that's so awful. 418 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,452 Listen, is it the first time you've seen each other since the Senate? 419 00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:07,153 Since he got his contract revoked... 420 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,489 - Actually, it's on hold. - When you were attempting to... 421 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:11,591 That's not what I heard. What's the difference between "hold" 422 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:13,426 - and "canceled"? The truth? - Yes, what is? 423 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,895 No. The truth is... Why don't we put that away? 424 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:19,999 The truth is, I'm actually hoping to present something at your Expo. 425 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:22,435 Well, if you invent something that works, 426 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:23,937 I'll make sure I get you a slot. 427 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,239 - Mr. Stark, your corner table is ready. - Yes? 428 00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:28,541 I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do. 429 00:28:28,608 --> 00:28:31,778 - Hammer needs a slot, Christine. - We kid, yeah. 430 00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:33,847 We kid. We're kidders. 431 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,238 Got any other bad ideas? 432 00:29:02,442 --> 00:29:03,610 Tony! 433 00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:11,751 Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark. Tony loves me. We're not competitors. 434 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:14,287 Him being out of the picture created tremendous opportunities 435 00:29:14,387 --> 00:29:16,890 for Hammer Industries, you know? 436 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:20,293 - Everything that Tony and I do... - Well, what's the use of having... 437 00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:23,263 - is a healthy... - and owning a race car... 438 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:26,299 - competition. - If you don't drive it? 439 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,902 Is he driving? 440 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,844 Natalie. Natalie! 441 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,460 - Yes, Miss Potts? - Did you know about this? 442 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,282 This is the first that I have known of it. 443 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,117 This... This cannot happen. 444 00:29:44,184 --> 00:29:45,919 Absolutely. I understand. How can I help you? 445 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:47,253 - Where's Happy? - He's waiting outside. 446 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:49,155 - Okay, get him. I need Happy. - Right away. 447 00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:52,250 Tony's... You know, he... 448 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,993 We're not competitive. You know what I mean? 449 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:55,161 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, 450 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:58,198 - can you excuse me just one second? - Just read me what you wrote. 451 00:29:58,298 --> 00:29:59,566 - I will. I will, after. - Just read it back to me. 452 00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:00,900 But I have to make one quick phone call. 453 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:02,680 - Where are you going? - This is great. 454 00:30:02,102 --> 00:30:03,536 - L've got some caviar coming. - This is great stuff. 455 00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:05,380 - I'll be right back. - Look! 456 00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,639 That's Stark. 457 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:05,892 Go, go! 458 00:32:09,462 --> 00:32:10,764 Hang on. 459 00:33:19,699 --> 00:33:21,534 - Give me the case. - Here. Take it. 460 00:33:21,634 --> 00:33:23,203 - Where's the key? - Lt's in my pocket. 461 00:33:23,303 --> 00:33:24,471 Car! 462 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:29,536 Oh, my God! 463 00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:38,645 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 464 00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:41,715 - Were you heading for me or him? - I was trying to scare him. 465 00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:43,750 - 'Cause I can't tell! - Are you out of your mind? 466 00:34:43,817 --> 00:34:45,785 - Better security. - Get in the car right now! 467 00:34:45,885 --> 00:34:47,620 I was attacked! We need better security. 468 00:34:47,721 --> 00:34:49,956 - Get in the car! - You're CEO. Better security measures. 469 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,791 God, it's embarrassing. 470 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:54,894 First vacation in two years. 471 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:00,967 Oh, my God! 472 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,304 - I got him! - Hit him again. Hit him again. 473 00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:06,272 Football. 474 00:35:08,742 --> 00:35:10,777 - I got him! - Take the case! Take it! 475 00:35:10,844 --> 00:35:12,512 - Take the case! - Give him the case! 476 00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:14,447 Stop banging the car! 477 00:35:17,584 --> 00:35:18,952 Calm down. 478 00:35:19,853 --> 00:35:21,855 God! God! 479 00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:27,193 Give me the case! Please! Come on! 480 00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:01,254 You... You lose. 481 00:37:07,594 --> 00:37:10,230 You lose. You lose, Stark. 482 00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:07,454 Pretty decent tech. Cycles per second were a little low. 483 00:38:13,193 --> 00:38:16,129 You could have doubled up your rotations. 484 00:38:18,832 --> 00:38:21,601 You focused the repulsor energy through ionized plasma channels. 485 00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:24,604 It's effective. Not very efficient. 486 00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:27,974 But it's a passable knock-off. 487 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:30,243 I don't get it. A little fine tuning, 488 00:38:30,276 --> 00:38:32,450 you could have made a solid paycheck. 489 00:38:37,117 --> 00:38:40,530 You look like you got friends in low places. 490 00:38:40,153 --> 00:38:45,692 You come from a family of thieves and butchers. 491 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,362 And now, like all guilty men, 492 00:38:50,296 --> 00:38:52,899 you try to rewrite your own history. 493 00:38:53,566 --> 00:38:58,571 And you forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed. 494 00:38:59,739 --> 00:39:03,900 Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design? 495 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,120 My father. Anton Vanko. 496 00:39:07,213 --> 00:39:09,382 Well, I never heard of him. 497 00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:13,186 My father is the reason you're alive. 498 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,488 The reason I'm alive is 'cause you had a shot, you took it, 499 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,570 you missed. 500 00:39:17,157 --> 00:39:18,358 Did I? 501 00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:23,363 If you can make God bleed, 502 00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:27,233 the people will cease to believe in him. 503 00:39:28,568 --> 00:39:32,906 And there will be blood in the water. And the sharks will come. 504 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:39,346 The truth, all I have to do is sit here and watch 505 00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:41,915 as the world will consume you. 506 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:44,840 Where will you be watching the world consume me from? 507 00:39:44,184 --> 00:39:48,880 That's right. A prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap. 508 00:39:48,188 --> 00:39:50,457 Hey, Tony. Before you go, 509 00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:53,927 palladium in the chest, painful way to die. 510 00:40:11,378 --> 00:40:14,814 It's just unbelievable. It proves that the genie is out of the bottle 511 00:40:14,914 --> 00:40:17,384 and this man has no idea what he's doing. 512 00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:21,221 He thinks of the Iron Man weapon as a toy. 513 00:40:21,287 --> 00:40:26,126 I was at a hearing where Mr. Stark, in fact, was adamant 514 00:40:26,226 --> 00:40:29,829 that these suits can't exist anywhere else, 515 00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:32,465 don't exist anywhere else, never will exist anywhere else, 516 00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:33,900 at least for five to 10 years, 517 00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:38,605 and here we are in Monaco realizing, "These suits exist now." 518 00:40:38,672 --> 00:40:39,839 Mute. 519 00:40:42,142 --> 00:40:45,445 He should be giving me a medal. That's the truth. 520 00:40:48,982 --> 00:40:52,786 - What is that? - This is your in-flight meal. 521 00:40:55,789 --> 00:40:57,957 Did you just make that? 522 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,461 Yeah. Where do you think I've been for three hours? 523 00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:03,630 Tony, 524 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:08,340 what are you not telling me? 525 00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:14,974 I don't want to go home. At all. 526 00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:19,946 Let's cancel my birthday party and... 527 00:41:20,130 --> 00:41:22,615 We're in Europe. Let's go to Venice, Cipriani. 528 00:41:22,682 --> 00:41:23,883 - Remember? - Oh, yes. 529 00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:25,852 It's a great place to 530 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:31,491 - be healthy. - I don't think this is the right time. 531 00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:33,827 We're in kind of a mess. 532 00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:35,595 Yeah, but maybe that's why it's the best time. 533 00:41:35,628 --> 00:41:37,664 - 'Cause then we... - Well, I think as the CEO, 534 00:41:37,731 --> 00:41:38,865 I need to show up. 535 00:41:38,965 --> 00:41:43,236 As CEO, you are entitled to a leave. 536 00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:44,671 - A leave? - A company retreat. 537 00:41:44,738 --> 00:41:47,307 - A retreat? During a time like this? - Just a ride. 538 00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:50,977 Well, I'm just saying, to recharge our batteries and figure it all out. 539 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,813 Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony. 540 00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:07,881 Hey, there he is. 541 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:10,500 There he is. 542 00:44:11,985 --> 00:44:15,155 What an absolute pleasure. Welcome. 543 00:44:16,222 --> 00:44:17,290 Oh, goodness gracious. 544 00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:20,894 Can we get the handcuffs off my friend here? 545 00:44:20,994 --> 00:44:24,497 Forgive me, I'm sorry. I'm such a huge fan of yours. 546 00:44:24,564 --> 00:44:28,368 I didn't want to make a first impression like this. 547 00:44:28,468 --> 00:44:30,737 He's not an animal. Come on. 548 00:44:31,638 --> 00:44:34,307 He's a human being. Thank you. 549 00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:40,747 We're fine. 550 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:44,840 My name is Justin Hammer. 551 00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:47,520 I'd like to do some business with you. Please sit. 552 00:44:51,257 --> 00:44:53,727 Dig in. What do we have today, Jack? 553 00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:57,163 - We have some salmon carpaccio. - Salmon carpaccio. 554 00:44:58,598 --> 00:45:00,433 Anything you want here, we got it. 555 00:45:00,533 --> 00:45:04,604 I like my dessert first. I had this flown in from San Francisco. 556 00:45:04,704 --> 00:45:06,573 It's Italian, though. 557 00:45:06,673 --> 00:45:08,441 Organic ice cream. 558 00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:12,445 I got a sweet tooth. Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark. 559 00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:17,183 What I saw you do to Tony Stark on that track, 560 00:45:17,283 --> 00:45:20,920 how you stepped up to him in front of God and everybody, 561 00:45:21,210 --> 00:45:23,123 that was... Wow! 562 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:24,758 You spoke to me with what you did. 563 00:45:24,858 --> 00:45:27,460 And I know that you knew that I'd be listening. 564 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,162 This is why I couldn't bear to have you shipped off 565 00:45:29,195 --> 00:45:31,965 to God knows where. It would have been such a waste of talent. 566 00:45:32,650 --> 00:45:33,400 But if I might make a suggestion, 567 00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:36,202 you know, you don't just go and try and kill the guy. 568 00:45:36,302 --> 00:45:40,540 I think, if I may, you go after his legacy. 569 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,709 That's what you kill. 570 00:45:42,809 --> 00:45:45,779 You and me, we are a lot alike in a lot of ways. 571 00:45:45,879 --> 00:45:50,483 The only difference between you and I is that I have resources. 572 00:45:51,317 --> 00:45:53,753 I think, if I may, 573 00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:56,156 you need my resources. 574 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,825 Someone behind you, a benefactor. 575 00:45:58,925 --> 00:46:00,994 I'd like to be that guy. 576 00:46:12,906 --> 00:46:17,177 Okay. Do you speak English? Because I can get a translator. 577 00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:20,113 I don't know. Have you been understanding everything I'm saying? 578 00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,614 Very good, man. 579 00:46:21,681 --> 00:46:24,851 - Very good, man. - Very good, man. 580 00:46:24,951 --> 00:46:26,860 Hey! 581 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:29,789 - Hey. - Yes? 582 00:46:29,856 --> 00:46:31,458 I want my bird. 583 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:37,130 - A bird? You want a bird? - I want my bird. 584 00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:38,932 I can get you a bird. I can get you 10 birds. 585 00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:40,500 I want my bird. 586 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,136 Well, okay. Nothing's impossible. I could... 587 00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:46,873 Are we talking about... ls this a bird back in Russia? 588 00:46:46,973 --> 00:46:50,100 Yes, but the fundamentals of the company are still very, very strong 589 00:46:50,110 --> 00:46:52,120 - despite the events in Monaco. - Yes, of course. 590 00:46:52,112 --> 00:46:55,548 - The AP wants a quote. - Don't tell him. Fax them... 591 00:46:55,648 --> 00:46:57,150 Where is he? 592 00:46:57,217 --> 00:46:59,850 - He doesn't want to be disturbed. - He's downstairs. 593 00:46:59,119 --> 00:47:00,620 - what happened in Monaco? Mes, 'out... 594 00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:03,156 But his continuing erratic behavior 595 00:47:03,223 --> 00:47:05,358 may lead many people to ask themselves, 596 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:07,293 "Can this man still protect us?" 597 00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:10,663 Iron Man never stopped protecting us. The events in Monaco proved that. 598 00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:16,336 Query complete, sir. Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist 599 00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:19,406 who defected to the United States in 1963. 600 00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:23,677 However, he was accused of espionage and was deported in 1967. 601 00:47:23,743 --> 00:47:26,146 His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist, 602 00:47:36,623 --> 00:47:38,224 Tony, you gotta get upstairs 603 00:47:38,324 --> 00:47:40,560 and get on top of this situation right now. 604 00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:43,663 Listen. I've been on the phone with the National Guard all day, 605 00:47:44,998 --> 00:47:47,834 trying to talk them out of rolling tanks up the PCH, 606 00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:50,804 knocking down your front door and taking these. 607 00:47:50,904 --> 00:47:52,906 They're gonna take your suits, Tony, okay? 608 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,908 They're sick of the games. 609 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,211 You said nobody else would possess this technology for 20 years. 610 00:47:58,311 --> 00:48:01,514 Well, guess what? Somebody else had it yesterday. 611 00:48:01,581 --> 00:48:03,917 It's not theoretical anymore. 612 00:48:05,151 --> 00:48:07,187 Are you listening to me? 613 00:48:09,322 --> 00:48:10,924 - Are you okay? - Let's go. 614 00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:17,864 Hey, man. Hey, hey! 615 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,570 - You all right? - Yeah, I should get to my desk. 616 00:48:23,670 --> 00:48:25,772 - See that cigar box? - Yeah. 617 00:48:26,172 --> 00:48:27,774 It's palladium. 618 00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,249 Is that supposed to be smoking? 619 00:48:36,349 --> 00:48:40,620 If you must know, it's neutron damage. It's from the reactor wall. 620 00:48:44,357 --> 00:48:46,459 You had this in your body? 621 00:48:51,297 --> 00:48:55,135 And how about the high-tech crossword puzzle on your neck? 622 00:48:55,235 --> 00:48:56,636 Road rash. 623 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,408 Thank you. 624 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:16,322 - What are you looking at? - L'm looking at you. 625 00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:19,459 You wanna do this whole lone gunslinger act 626 00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:21,661 and it's unnecessary. You don't have to do this alone. 627 00:49:21,661 --> 00:49:23,897 You know, lwish I could believe that. I really do. 628 00:49:23,997 --> 00:49:26,232 But you've gotta trust me. 629 00:49:26,332 --> 00:49:30,103 Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing. 630 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:41,147 This is where we do it. This is my humble abode. 631 00:49:41,247 --> 00:49:44,684 You can work in absolute peace. Must be fun to be dead, right? 632 00:49:44,784 --> 00:49:46,186 No pressure. 633 00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:49,289 Here they are. I'm very excited. They're combat-ready. 634 00:49:49,356 --> 00:49:50,857 I may have done a few miscalculations 635 00:49:50,924 --> 00:49:52,926 and rushed the prototype into production. 636 00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:54,861 Sue me, I'm enthusiastic. 637 00:49:54,961 --> 00:49:57,263 Go ahead, take a look around. 638 00:50:02,350 --> 00:50:03,970 You don't wanna do that. 639 00:50:04,370 --> 00:50:05,672 You'll be able to access that 640 00:50:05,772 --> 00:50:07,674 as soon as we generate some encrypted pass codes. 641 00:50:07,774 --> 00:50:09,843 Can we generate some encrypted pass codes? 642 00:50:09,943 --> 00:50:13,460 Get some of those encrypted pass codes, Jack. 643 00:50:14,214 --> 00:50:15,882 Never mind, I... 644 00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:20,453 Wow. Okay. Good stuff. 645 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:25,225 - Sorry? - Software shit. 646 00:50:27,494 --> 00:50:28,728 Well... 647 00:50:30,230 --> 00:50:31,664 You're good. 648 00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:35,680 You really blasted in past the firewall there. 649 00:50:36,336 --> 00:50:39,205 Let me show you where you're gonna be working primarily. 650 00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:41,241 Go ahead, take a look. 651 00:50:42,142 --> 00:50:44,744 Get a good look at that. That's something, isn't it? 652 00:50:44,844 --> 00:50:46,846 You know, those are really just for show and tell. 653 00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:51,918 They're $125.7 million a pop, so... Wait! Oh, gosh. 654 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,923 Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here. 655 00:50:57,757 --> 00:51:00,360 That's where the pilot goes. 656 00:51:00,427 --> 00:51:04,497 I'm having a tough time finding volunteers. 657 00:51:04,597 --> 00:51:07,734 I'll take care of that, just leave it. 658 00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,335 What you want them do? 659 00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:14,607 Well, long term, I want them to put me in the Pentagon for the next 25 years. 660 00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:16,743 I want to make Iron Man look like an antique. 661 00:51:16,843 --> 00:51:18,110 I wanna go to that Stark Expo, 662 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,946 I wanna take a dump in Tony's front yard. 663 00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:21,448 You know what I'm talking about? 664 00:51:21,548 --> 00:51:23,717 - I can do that. No problem. - Yeah? 665 00:51:23,783 --> 00:51:25,952 Hey, fabulous! I love it. 666 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,755 Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you? I had a feeling. 667 00:51:38,365 --> 00:51:40,800 Do you know which watch you'd like to wear tonight, Mr. Stark? 668 00:51:41,134 --> 00:51:43,136 I'll give them a look. 669 00:51:46,390 --> 00:51:47,474 I should cancel the party. 670 00:51:48,575 --> 00:51:49,809 - Probably. - Yeah. 671 00:51:49,909 --> 00:51:52,545 - 'Cause it's... - lll-timed. 672 00:51:52,645 --> 00:51:54,114 Right, sends the wrong message. 673 00:51:54,214 --> 00:51:55,715 Inappropriate. 674 00:52:01,554 --> 00:52:03,823 Is that dirty enough for you? 675 00:52:04,824 --> 00:52:08,595 Gold face, brown band. The Jaeger. I'll give that a look. 676 00:52:09,950 --> 00:52:10,563 Bring them over here. 677 00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:16,200 I'll take that. Why don't you... 678 00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:30,417 I gotta say it. It's hard to get a read on you. 679 00:52:30,684 --> 00:52:32,852 - Where are you from? - Legal. 680 00:52:35,588 --> 00:52:37,691 Can I ask you a question, hypothetically? 681 00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:39,920 Bit Odd. 682 00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:42,762 If this was your last birthday party you were ever gonna have, 683 00:52:42,862 --> 00:52:44,431 how would you celebrate it? 684 00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:51,271 I'd do whatever I wanted to do with whoever I wanted to do it with. 685 00:53:21,901 --> 00:53:24,700 - Good evening. - Good evening. 686 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,973 Yes, sir, I understand. 687 00:53:27,574 --> 00:53:31,311 No. No, sir, that will not be necessary. I'll handle it. 688 00:53:31,411 --> 00:53:33,713 Sir, I personally guarantee that within 24 hours, 689 00:53:33,813 --> 00:53:35,648 Iron Man will be back on watch. 690 00:53:42,922 --> 00:53:44,424 Hey, PeppeL 691 00:53:44,758 --> 00:53:46,860 I'm going to go get some air. 692 00:53:46,926 --> 00:53:48,328 What's wrong? 693 00:53:49,950 --> 00:53:51,431 - I don't know what to do. - You gotta be kidding me. 694 00:53:57,604 --> 00:54:00,273 - That's it. I'm making... Pepper. - No, no, no. Don't call anyone. 695 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:02,308 This is ridiculous. I just stuck my neck out for this guy. 696 00:54:02,342 --> 00:54:03,576 I know. I know. I get it. 697 00:54:03,677 --> 00:54:04,978 I'm gonna handle it, okay? Just let me handle it. 698 00:54:05,110 --> 00:54:07,947 Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to. 699 00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:10,850 You know, the question I get asked most often is, 700 00:54:10,884 --> 00:54:13,386 "Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?" 701 00:54:16,790 --> 00:54:18,224 Just like that. 702 00:54:21,861 --> 00:54:24,798 Does this guy know how to throw a party or what? 703 00:54:28,468 --> 00:54:29,536 I love you. 704 00:54:29,636 --> 00:54:32,272 Unbelievable! Thank you so much. 705 00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:36,309 Tony, we all thank you so much for such a wonderful night. 706 00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:40,413 And we're gonna say good night now, and thank you all for coming. 707 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,815 No, no, no, we can't... Wait, wait, wait. 708 00:54:41,815 --> 00:54:43,650 We didn't have the cake. We didn't blow out the candles. 709 00:54:43,650 --> 00:54:46,453 You're out of control, okay? Trust me on this one, okay? 710 00:54:46,553 --> 00:54:48,988 - You're out of control, gorgeous. - Lt's time to go to bed. It's time. 711 00:54:48,988 --> 00:54:50,156 - Give me another smooch. - You're not going to be 712 00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:51,491 - happy about this. - Come on, you know you want to. 713 00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:52,826 You just peed the suit. 714 00:54:52,926 --> 00:54:54,494 - I know. It has a filtration system. - Lt's not ***y. 715 00:54:54,494 --> 00:54:55,895 You could drink that water. 716 00:54:56,329 --> 00:54:59,566 Just send everybody home, okay? It's time to... 717 00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:01,401 - If you say so. - Okay. 718 00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:03,670 I'll take this, you take that. 719 00:55:05,710 --> 00:55:06,673 Pepper Potts. 720 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,509 She's right. The party's over. 721 00:55:09,609 --> 00:55:12,579 Then again, the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. 722 00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:16,182 The after-party starts in 15 minutes. 723 00:55:19,753 --> 00:55:23,923 And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it, there's the door. 724 00:55:30,363 --> 00:55:31,765 Yeah! 725 00:55:36,136 --> 00:55:37,370 Hit! 726 00:55:44,544 --> 00:55:45,779 Pull! 727 00:55:55,550 --> 00:55:56,222 Pull! 728 00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:07,400 I think she wants the Gallagher! 729 00:56:16,743 --> 00:56:18,678 I'm only gonna say this once. 730 00:56:22,182 --> 00:56:23,516 Get out. 731 00:56:30,230 --> 00:56:33,930 You don't deserve to wear one of these. Shut it down! 732 00:56:34,728 --> 00:56:35,895 Goldstein. 733 00:56:37,163 --> 00:56:38,365 Yes, Mr. Stark? 734 00:56:38,431 --> 00:56:41,701 Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's *** to. 735 00:56:45,505 --> 00:56:47,507 I told you to shut it down. 736 00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:01,588 Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt. 737 00:57:08,294 --> 00:57:09,562 Really? 738 00:57:17,370 --> 00:57:20,940 Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick. 739 00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:23,777 Sidekick this! 740 00:57:32,285 --> 00:57:33,787 Had enough? 741 00:57:34,721 --> 00:57:36,156 - Natalie! - Miss Potts. 742 00:57:36,256 --> 00:57:38,391 Don't you "Miss Potts" me! I'm on to you. 743 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:40,493 You know what? Ever since you came here... 744 00:57:44,230 --> 00:57:45,265 Pepperl 745 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,134 Get out of here. Get out of here. 746 00:57:54,407 --> 00:57:57,143 You want it? Take it! 747 00:58:38,385 --> 00:58:39,619 Put your hand down. 748 00:58:39,686 --> 00:58:41,888 You think you got what it takes to wear that suit? 749 00:58:41,988 --> 00:58:43,289 We don't have to do this, Tony. 750 00:58:43,556 --> 00:58:45,291 You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot. 751 00:58:45,325 --> 00:58:47,160 - Put it down! - You gonna take a shot? 752 00:58:47,227 --> 00:58:48,495 - Put it down! - No! 753 00:58:48,561 --> 00:58:50,300 - Drop it, Tony! - Take it. 754 01:00:01,101 --> 01:00:03,470 Edwards Tower, this is Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes, 755 01:00:03,570 --> 01:00:06,773 inbound from three miles east at 5,000 feet... 756 01:00:51,184 --> 01:00:52,519 Colonel. 757 01:00:53,486 --> 01:00:54,754 Major. 758 01:00:55,488 --> 01:00:56,623 Wow. 759 01:00:57,824 --> 01:00:59,125 Yeah. 760 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,862 Let's take it inside. 761 01:01:02,962 --> 01:01:04,464 Clear the area. 762 01:01:27,220 --> 01:01:28,455 Sir! 763 01:01:28,521 --> 01:01:30,990 I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut. 764 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,263 I told you I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band. 765 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,735 No, no, no. See, I remember, you do everything yourself. 766 01:01:41,835 --> 01:01:45,380 - How's that working out for you? - Lt's... It's... It's... 767 01:01:46,539 --> 01:01:47,941 I'm sorry. I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot. 768 01:01:47,974 --> 01:01:49,743 Do I look at the patch or the eye? 769 01:01:50,877 --> 01:01:52,120 Honestly, I'm a bit hung over. 770 01:01:52,450 --> 01:01:54,381 I'm not sure if you're real or if I'm having... 771 01:01:54,481 --> 01:01:56,549 I am very real. 772 01:01:56,649 --> 01:01:58,651 I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet. 773 01:01:59,152 --> 01:02:02,389 - Just my luck. Where's the staff here? - That's not looking so good. 774 01:02:03,156 --> 01:02:05,158 I've been worse. 775 01:02:06,826 --> 01:02:07,927 We've secured the perimeter, 776 01:02:07,927 --> 01:02:10,830 but I don't think we should hold it for too much longer. 777 01:02:14,401 --> 01:02:17,237 - You're fired. - That's not up to you. 778 01:02:17,937 --> 01:02:21,174 Tony, I want you to meet Agent Romanoff. 779 01:02:21,241 --> 01:02:22,442 - Hi. - L'm a S.H.l.E.L.D. shadow. 780 01:02:22,442 --> 01:02:25,780 Once we knew you were ill, I was tasked to you by Director Fury. 781 01:02:25,178 --> 01:02:27,130 I suggest you apologize. 782 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:28,615 You've been very busy. 783 01:02:28,715 --> 01:02:31,951 You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff. 784 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,550 You let your friend fly away with your suit. 785 01:02:35,121 --> 01:02:36,523 Now, if I didn't know better... 786 01:02:36,589 --> 01:02:38,658 You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it. 787 01:02:38,692 --> 01:02:41,361 Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? 788 01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:44,631 You're Iron Man and he just took it'? 789 01:02:44,731 --> 01:02:47,534 The little brother walked in there, kicked your *** and took your suit? 790 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:48,802 Is that possible? 791 01:02:48,902 --> 01:02:51,538 Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, 792 01:02:51,604 --> 01:02:54,607 there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized usage. 793 01:02:57,410 --> 01:03:00,460 - What do you want from me? - What do we want from you? 794 01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:01,981 What do you want from me? 795 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:05,752 You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. 796 01:03:05,819 --> 01:03:09,890 Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. 797 01:03:09,155 --> 01:03:12,225 I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with. 798 01:03:12,292 --> 01:03:13,326 Hit him. 799 01:03:14,561 --> 01:03:17,897 Oh, God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? 800 01:03:18,331 --> 01:03:21,267 Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? 801 01:03:21,835 --> 01:03:25,472 - What did she just do to me? - What did we just do for you? 802 01:03:25,572 --> 01:03:27,974 That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. 803 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:29,943 We're trying to get you back to work. 804 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,178 Give me a couple of boxes of that. I'll be right as rain. 805 01:03:32,178 --> 01:03:34,114 It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms. 806 01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:36,683 Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix. 807 01:03:36,783 --> 01:03:38,985 Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff. 808 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:41,454 I've been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium. 809 01:03:41,521 --> 01:03:45,959 I've tried every combination, every permutation of every known element. 810 01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:49,129 Well, I'm here to tell you, you haven't tried them all. 811 01:03:50,597 --> 01:03:53,700 Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery. 812 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,335 Candygram. 813 01:03:59,539 --> 01:04:01,700 I brought you something. 814 01:04:01,608 --> 01:04:03,343 Oh, yeah. 815 01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:07,714 We got you the bird, pal. 816 01:04:07,814 --> 01:04:09,149 This is not my bird. 817 01:04:09,549 --> 01:04:11,651 What do you mean? That's the bird. This is the bird. 818 01:04:11,718 --> 01:04:14,521 Yeah. Pulled a lot of strings to get this bird. 819 01:04:14,621 --> 01:04:15,889 This is a great bird. 820 01:04:15,989 --> 01:04:18,625 - It's a beautiful bird. - We got this all the way from Russia. 821 01:04:18,692 --> 01:04:21,161 Hey, man, this not my bird. 822 01:04:23,496 --> 01:04:27,400 Well, listen, even if it's not the bird, I mean, this is a gorgeous bird. 823 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,303 I mean, you know, look, don't get so attached to things. 824 01:04:30,370 --> 01:04:32,720 Learn to let go. 825 01:04:34,841 --> 01:04:37,344 Wait a minute. Jack, what is that? 826 01:04:37,877 --> 01:04:41,140 Is that... That's not a helmet. What is that? 827 01:04:49,522 --> 01:04:53,590 Ivan... What's this? Jack. 828 01:04:54,270 --> 01:04:56,129 Is that a helmet? It doesn't look like a helmet to me. 829 01:04:56,162 --> 01:04:58,732 How... How are you supposed to get a head in there? 830 01:04:58,832 --> 01:05:00,667 - Jack, could you put your head in there? - No. 831 01:05:00,734 --> 01:05:03,937 Try to put your head in there. Go ahead. Try to put your head in there. 832 01:05:04,370 --> 01:05:06,706 See, Ivan? He can't put his head in there. 833 01:05:06,773 --> 01:05:11,177 That's... That's not a helmet. It's a head. I need to put a guy in there. 834 01:05:11,244 --> 01:05:14,614 I need to fit a person in that suit. You understand? 835 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:17,830 - Drone better. - What? Drone better? 836 01:05:17,183 --> 01:05:19,753 Why is drone better? Why is drone better? 837 01:05:19,853 --> 01:05:21,621 People make problem. 838 01:05:21,721 --> 01:05:23,590 Trust me. Drone better. 839 01:05:24,570 --> 01:05:28,228 Ivan, you know, I like you. I got you the bird. 840 01:05:29,950 --> 01:05:30,930 You said, "No problem." 841 01:05:31,310 --> 01:05:33,933 That's what you said to me. You said, "No problem." 842 01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:36,803 Now I need suits. The government wants suits. 843 01:05:36,903 --> 01:05:38,905 Like Iron Man. You understand? 844 01:05:38,972 --> 01:05:42,108 That's what the people want. That's what's gonna make them happy. 845 01:05:42,942 --> 01:05:44,277 Hey, man. 846 01:05:45,812 --> 01:05:48,415 Don't get too attached to things. 847 01:05:49,115 --> 01:05:50,817 Learn to let go. 848 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,923 These drones better steal the show, Ivan. 849 01:05:57,557 --> 01:06:00,960 You understand? Better rock my world, Ivan. 850 01:06:10,570 --> 01:06:12,238 Unbelievable. 851 01:06:12,672 --> 01:06:15,342 This ought to get the Senate off my ***. 852 01:06:15,442 --> 01:06:18,812 - It's functional? - Fully mission-capable. 853 01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:22,582 Good. Get Hammer down here to weaponize it. 854 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:24,617 Sir? 855 01:06:24,684 --> 01:06:27,320 Justin Hammer's making a weapons presentation at the Expo. 856 01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:29,220 We'd like this to introduce it. 857 01:06:29,122 --> 01:06:30,690 Sir, I don't believe that the Expo... 858 01:06:30,790 --> 01:06:33,593 Colonel, the world needs to see this fast. 859 01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:36,696 - We've got to make this happen. - Yes, General, but... 860 01:06:36,796 --> 01:06:38,798 It's also an order. 861 01:06:39,165 --> 01:06:40,500 Yes, sir. 862 01:06:40,867 --> 01:06:44,337 Good work, Colonel. You've made your country proud. 863 01:06:44,437 --> 01:06:46,390 Thank you, sir. 864 01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:55,949 That thing in your chest is based on unfinished technology. 865 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:57,500 No, it was finished. 866 01:06:57,150 --> 01:07:01,287 It has never been particularly effective until I miniaturized it and put it in my... 867 01:07:01,354 --> 01:07:03,490 No. Howard said the arc reactor 868 01:07:03,556 --> 01:07:05,325 was the stepping stone to something greater. 869 01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:09,896 He was about to kick off an energy race that was gonna dwarf the arms race. 870 01:07:10,397 --> 01:07:11,531 He was on to something big, 871 01:07:11,631 --> 01:07:15,680 something so big that it was gonna make the nuclear reactor 872 01:07:15,168 --> 01:07:17,170 look like a triple-A battery. 873 01:07:17,237 --> 01:07:19,739 Just him, or was Anton Vanko in on this, too? 874 01:07:19,839 --> 01:07:22,909 Anton Vanko is the other side of that coin. 875 01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:25,450 Anton saw it as a way to get rich. 876 01:07:25,145 --> 01:07:27,514 When your father found out, he had him deported. 877 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,516 When the Russians found out he couldn't deliver, 878 01:07:29,582 --> 01:07:31,151 they shipped his *** off to Siberia 879 01:07:31,217 --> 01:07:33,987 and he spent the next 20 years in a vodka-fuelled rage. 880 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:36,589 Not quite the environment you want to raise a kid in, 881 01:07:36,690 --> 01:07:40,827 the son you had the misfortune of crossing paths with in Monaco. 882 01:07:41,194 --> 01:07:42,595 You told me I hadn't tried everything. 883 01:07:42,595 --> 01:07:44,864 What do you mean I haven't tried everything? What haven't I tried? 884 01:07:44,898 --> 01:07:49,169 He said that you were the only person with the means and knowledge 885 01:07:49,269 --> 01:07:51,271 to finish what he started. 886 01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:52,872 He said that? 887 01:07:53,390 --> 01:07:55,675 Are you that guy? Are you? 888 01:07:55,742 --> 01:08:01,470 'Cause if you are, then you can solve the riddle of your heart. 889 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:06,853 I don't know where you get your information, 890 01:08:06,886 --> 01:08:09,122 but he wasn't my biggest fan. 891 01:08:09,222 --> 01:08:10,623 What do you remember about your dad? 892 01:08:10,690 --> 01:08:12,392 He was cold, he was calculating. 893 01:08:12,459 --> 01:08:15,228 He never told me he loved me. He never even told me he liked me, 894 01:08:15,295 --> 01:08:16,896 so it's a little tough for me to digest 895 01:08:16,963 --> 01:08:19,499 when you're telling me he said the whole future was riding on me 896 01:08:19,532 --> 01:08:22,469 and he's passing it down. I don't get that. 897 01:08:22,569 --> 01:08:23,870 You're talking about a guy whose happiest day 898 01:08:23,903 --> 01:08:25,472 was when he shipped me off to boarding school. 899 01:08:25,472 --> 01:08:26,573 That's not true. 900 01:08:26,639 --> 01:08:29,309 Well, then, clearly you knew my dad better than I did. 901 01:08:29,743 --> 01:08:33,413 As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D. 902 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:34,647 What? 903 01:08:35,215 --> 01:08:37,283 - I got a 2:00. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 904 01:08:37,384 --> 01:08:38,985 - What's this? - Okay, you're good, right? 905 01:08:38,985 --> 01:08:40,820 - No, I'm not good. - You got this? Right? Right? 906 01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:42,756 Got what? I don't even know what I'm supposed to get. 907 01:08:42,789 --> 01:08:46,590 Natasha will remain a floater at Stark with her cover intact. 908 01:08:46,126 --> 01:08:49,620 - You remember Agent Coulson, right? - Yeah. 909 01:08:49,462 --> 01:08:50,964 And Tony, 910 01:08:52,165 --> 01:08:55,235 remember, I got my eye on you. 911 01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:04,511 We've disabled all communications. No contact with the outside world. 912 01:09:04,611 --> 01:09:05,979 Good luck. 913 01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:11,317 Please. 914 01:09:11,918 --> 01:09:15,121 First thing, I need a little bodywork. I'll put in a little time at the lab. 915 01:09:15,188 --> 01:09:17,424 If we could send one of your goon squad down to The Coffee Bean, 916 01:09:17,457 --> 01:09:20,930 Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run, or something like that, that'd be nice. 917 01:09:20,126 --> 01:09:21,261 I'm not here for that. 918 01:09:21,327 --> 01:09:22,829 I've been authorized by Director Fury 919 01:09:22,862 --> 01:09:25,331 to use any means necessary to keep you on premises. 920 01:09:25,432 --> 01:09:28,340 If you attempt to leave or play any games, 921 01:09:28,134 --> 01:09:31,338 I will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. 922 01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:33,673 - Okay? - I think I got it, yeah. 923 01:09:33,773 --> 01:09:35,642 Enjoy your evening's entertainment. 924 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:03,636 Think this is the power source? 925 01:10:03,703 --> 01:10:08,508 Major, this is not a scientific exercise. Let's just focus on arming it, all right? 926 01:10:09,642 --> 01:10:10,977 Yes, sir. 927 01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:12,679 Oh, yes! 928 01:10:13,790 --> 01:10:15,150 Oh, yes, yes, Yes- 929 01:10:15,810 --> 01:10:16,850 ls it my birthday? 930 01:10:17,150 --> 01:10:20,553 You got it. What did you do? What did you do? 931 01:10:23,690 --> 01:10:26,526 - Is this what I think it is? - Yes, it is. 932 01:10:26,593 --> 01:10:29,696 Hammer, I want to know what you're gonna do for us. 933 01:10:29,863 --> 01:10:31,364 What am I going to do for you? 934 01:10:31,431 --> 01:10:34,534 Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you is I'm gonna upgrade your software. 935 01:10:34,567 --> 01:10:37,570 - And then, second, I think I should... - That's not what I'm talking about. 936 01:10:37,671 --> 01:10:40,600 I'm talking about firepower. 937 01:10:41,508 --> 01:10:43,576 Well, you're talking to the right guy. 938 01:10:44,878 --> 01:10:48,181 Claridge Hi-Tec, semi-automatic, 9mm pistol. 939 01:10:49,449 --> 01:10:51,785 Too downtown? I agree. 940 01:10:52,352 --> 01:10:54,587 M24 shotgun, pump action. 941 01:10:55,221 --> 01:10:56,523 Five-round magazine. 942 01:10:56,589 --> 01:10:57,991 You know what? You're not a hunter. 943 01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,930 What am I talking about? I'm getting rid of it. 944 01:11:00,193 --> 01:11:02,629 This is the FN-2000 from Belgium. 945 01:11:02,729 --> 01:11:05,310 They do make something better than waffles. 946 01:11:05,865 --> 01:11:08,340 It's beautiful, but I can tell this isn't disco enough for you, 947 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:09,369 so I'm gonna put it right here. 948 01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:12,472 You're looking at a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher. 949 01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:15,608 Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control. 950 01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:17,210 You're tough. 951 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,779 Let me tell you something. Size does matter. 952 01:11:19,879 --> 01:11:21,381 Don't let anyone tell you different. 953 01:11:21,781 --> 01:11:25,850 This is an M134 7.62 Minigun. 954 01:11:25,151 --> 01:11:28,621 Six individual barrels. The torso taker, powder maker. 955 01:11:28,722 --> 01:11:30,824 Our boys in uniform call it Uncle Gazpacho, 956 01:11:30,924 --> 01:11:33,293 or Puff the Magic Dragon. 957 01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:37,397 Okay. 958 01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:43,103 These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. 959 01:11:44,771 --> 01:11:46,673 This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle 960 01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:51,770 with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. 961 01:11:51,644 --> 01:11:55,148 It's capable of busting the bunker under the bunker you just busted. 962 01:11:55,248 --> 01:11:57,417 If it were any smarter, it would write a book. 963 01:11:57,484 --> 01:12:00,920 A book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. 964 01:12:01,488 --> 01:12:02,756 It would read it to you. 965 01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:04,924 This is my Eiffel Tower. 966 01:12:04,991 --> 01:12:08,940 This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieté. 967 01:12:08,161 --> 01:12:11,264 It's completely elegant. It's bafflingly beautiful. 968 01:12:11,331 --> 01:12:16,360 It's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. 969 01:12:17,137 --> 01:12:19,390 I call it the Ex-Wife. 970 01:12:24,177 --> 01:12:26,112 That's the best I got. 971 01:12:31,184 --> 01:12:32,919 Are we gonna do this? Give me something here. 972 01:12:32,952 --> 01:12:36,890 - You're like a sphinx. I can't read you. - I think I'll take it. 973 01:12:37,190 --> 01:12:39,859 - Which one? - All of it. 974 01:12:41,828 --> 01:12:42,862 All Of it. 975 01:13:20,266 --> 01:13:23,903 Everything is achievable through technology. 976 01:13:24,170 --> 01:13:26,539 Better living, robust health 977 01:13:26,606 --> 01:13:32,445 and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. 978 01:13:32,946 --> 01:13:34,214 I'm Howard Stark, 979 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:38,284 and everything you'll need for the future can be found right here. 980 01:13:38,418 --> 01:13:41,421 City of the Future? City of Tomorrow? City of... 981 01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:48,395 I'm Howard Stark, 982 01:13:48,461 --> 01:13:52,399 and everything you'll need in the future can be found right here. 983 01:13:52,465 --> 01:13:55,301 So, from all of us at Stark Industries, 984 01:13:55,435 --> 01:13:57,737 I would like to personally... 985 01:13:58,304 --> 01:14:00,573 Tony, what are you doing back there? What is that? 986 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:04,277 Put that back. Put it back where you got it from. 987 01:14:04,477 --> 01:14:06,646 Where's your mother? Maria? 988 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:08,982 Go on. Go, go, go, go.- 989 01:14:11,284 --> 01:14:13,486 All right, I think we got... 990 01:14:13,820 --> 01:14:15,655 I'll... l'll... l'll come in and... 991 01:14:19,592 --> 01:14:21,494 Are you waiting on me? 992 01:14:23,296 --> 01:14:27,934 So, from all of us at Stark Industries, I'd like to personally show you 993 01:14:28,668 --> 01:14:29,769 my ***. 994 01:14:29,836 --> 01:14:31,938 I'd like to... I can't... This is... 995 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,341 I can't... We have this, don't we? 996 01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:37,444 This is a ridiculous way... 997 01:14:37,844 --> 01:14:39,346 Everything 998 01:14:40,347 --> 01:14:41,848 is achievable 999 01:14:42,649 --> 01:14:44,517 through technology. 1000 01:14:56,996 --> 01:14:58,131 Tony? 1001 01:14:58,198 --> 01:15:00,133 You're too young to understand this right now, 1002 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,203 so I thought I would put it on film for you. 1003 01:15:05,380 --> 01:15:06,873 I built this for you. 1004 01:15:07,874 --> 01:15:10,477 And someday you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more 1005 01:15:10,543 --> 01:15:14,547 than just people's inventions. It represents my life's work. 1006 01:15:15,715 --> 01:15:18,510 This is the key to the future. 1007 01:15:21,210 --> 01:15:25,825 I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. 1008 01:15:26,693 --> 01:15:28,395 And when you do, 1009 01:15:29,329 --> 01:15:31,398 you will change the world. 1010 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:36,836 What is and always will be my greatest creation 1011 01:15:39,205 --> 01:15:40,573 is you. 1012 01:16:01,561 --> 01:16:04,364 - $6. Six. - I don't have any dough. 1013 01:16:04,431 --> 01:16:06,320 - Here. - No, sir, that's too much. 1014 01:16:06,990 --> 01:16:07,267 No, it's fine. Take that. 1015 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:09,402 - It's fine. - No, sefior. 1016 01:16:09,602 --> 01:16:12,605 Take it. Take it. I don't like people handing me things. 1017 01:16:12,706 --> 01:16:14,607 If you just drop that there, that'd be great. 1018 01:16:14,941 --> 01:16:17,577 - Are you Iron Man? - Sometimes. 1019 01:16:17,744 --> 01:16:19,446 We believe in you. 1020 01:16:19,913 --> 01:16:22,615 It was an illegal seizure of trademark property. 1021 01:16:23,490 --> 01:16:24,117 - Miss Potts? - Relax. 1022 01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:25,285 - Mr. Stark... - ls here. 1023 01:16:25,385 --> 01:16:27,220 - He refuses... - I don't. It's fine. 1024 01:16:27,287 --> 01:16:29,889 - I'll just be a second. - Listen, it's our position 1025 01:16:29,956 --> 01:16:32,225 that Stark has and continues to maintain 1026 01:16:32,292 --> 01:16:35,610 proprietary ownership of the Mark ll platform. 1027 01:16:35,128 --> 01:16:37,897 When Mr. Stark announced he was indeed Iron Man, 1028 01:16:37,964 --> 01:16:40,233 - he was making a promise to America. - No, the suit belongs to us. 1029 01:16:40,266 --> 01:16:42,135 We trusted that he would look out for us. 1030 01:16:42,268 --> 01:16:44,404 - Yeah, but you're not... Burt... - He obviously did not. 1031 01:16:44,437 --> 01:16:46,740 - And now we learn that his secretary... - Yes, it does. 1032 01:16:46,806 --> 01:16:49,142 A woman named Virginia "Pepper" Potts, 1033 01:16:49,275 --> 01:16:51,978 has been appointed as CEO of Stark Industries. 1034 01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:53,580 What are her qualifications? 1035 01:16:53,646 --> 01:16:54,748 - No. - Ms. Potts is doing 1036 01:16:54,814 --> 01:16:56,490 nothing to manage this terrible... 1037 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:57,584 - Mute. - No... 1038 01:16:58,418 --> 01:17:00,420 Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me. 1039 01:17:00,487 --> 01:17:02,989 Don't tell me that we have the best patent lawyers in the country 1040 01:17:02,989 --> 01:17:05,125 and then not let me pursue this. 1041 01:17:05,492 --> 01:17:06,659 I'll get this stuff out of here. 1042 01:17:06,659 --> 01:17:09,496 Well, then, tell the President to sign an order. 1043 01:17:10,296 --> 01:17:11,765 We'll talk about it at the Expo. 1044 01:17:11,831 --> 01:17:14,834 Hammer's giving some presentation tomorrow evening. 1045 01:17:14,934 --> 01:17:17,804 - Will Tony Stark be there? - Will I? 1046 01:17:18,438 --> 01:17:20,674 - No, he will not. Bye. - I would like to be. 1047 01:17:21,975 --> 01:17:23,900 - Got a minute? - No. 1048 01:17:23,143 --> 01:17:25,845 Come on, you just got off the phone. You're fine, 30 seconds. 1049 01:17:27,313 --> 01:17:29,616 Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight. 1050 01:17:29,683 --> 01:17:31,351 I was just driving over here, 1051 01:17:31,451 --> 01:17:33,953 and I thought I was coming to basically apologize, but I'm not. 1052 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,790 - You didn't come here to apologize? - Look, that goes without saying, 1053 01:17:36,856 --> 01:17:38,458 and I'm working on that. 1054 01:17:38,525 --> 01:17:42,529 But I haven't been entirely upfront with you, 1055 01:17:42,629 --> 01:17:43,863 and I just want to try to make good. 1056 01:17:43,863 --> 01:17:46,199 Can I move this? This is crazy. 1057 01:17:46,299 --> 01:17:47,467 It's like a Ferris wheel going. 1058 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:48,768 - L'm trying to get some... - No. 1059 01:17:51,371 --> 01:17:53,707 Do you know how short life is? 1060 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,876 And if I never got to express... 1061 01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:59,646 And by the way, this is somewhat revelatory to me. 1062 01:17:59,713 --> 01:18:02,148 And I don't care... I mean, I care. It would be nice. 1063 01:18:02,215 --> 01:18:03,883 I'm not expecting you to... 1064 01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:05,218 Look, here's what I'm trying to say. 1065 01:18:05,218 --> 01:18:07,153 - L'm just gonna say it. - Let me stop you right here, okay? 1066 01:18:07,187 --> 01:18:09,656 Because if you say "I" one more time, 1067 01:18:09,723 --> 01:18:12,525 I'm gonna actually hurl something at your head, I think. 1068 01:18:13,590 --> 01:18:14,994 I am trying to run a company. 1069 01:18:15,610 --> 01:18:17,664 - Do you have any idea what that entails? - Yes. 1070 01:18:17,731 --> 01:18:20,734 People are relying on you to be Iron Man and you've disappeared, 1071 01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:24,170 and all I'm doing is putting out your fires and taking the heat for it. 1072 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:30,243 I am trying to do the job that you were meant to do. 1073 01:18:34,140 --> 01:18:36,349 Did you bring me strawberries? 1074 01:18:37,417 --> 01:18:40,854 Did you know that there's only one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to? 1075 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,223 Allergic to strawberries. 1076 01:18:45,759 --> 01:18:46,760 This is progress, Pepper. 1077 01:18:46,893 --> 01:18:49,596 I knew there was a correlation between you and this. 1078 01:18:50,530 --> 01:18:51,831 - I need you... - I need you, too. 1079 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:54,534 - To leave now. - That's what I'm trying to... 1080 01:18:59,706 --> 01:19:01,107 Ms. Potts? 1081 01:19:01,741 --> 01:19:05,780 - Hi, come on in. - Wheels up in 25 minutes. 1082 01:19:05,612 --> 01:19:06,946 Thank you. 1083 01:19:08,748 --> 01:19:10,283 - Anything else, boss? - L'm good, Hap. 1084 01:19:10,283 --> 01:19:13,420 No, I'll be just... another minute. 1085 01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:16,560 I lost both the kids in the divorce. 1086 01:19:20,293 --> 01:19:21,394 No. 1087 01:19:23,563 --> 01:19:28,635 Are you blending in well here, Natalie? Here at Stark Enterprises? 1088 01:19:29,803 --> 01:19:32,720 Your name is Natalie, isn't it? 1089 01:19:32,138 --> 01:19:35,750 I thought you two didn't get along. 1090 01:19:35,141 --> 01:19:38,478 - No. That's not so. - Lt's just me you don't care for. 1091 01:19:38,645 --> 01:19:41,810 - No? Nothing? - Actually, while you're here, 1092 01:19:41,147 --> 01:19:44,250 maybe you and Natalie could discuss the matter of the personal belongings. 1093 01:19:44,317 --> 01:19:45,785 Absolutely. 1094 01:19:52,258 --> 01:19:53,326 I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut. 1095 01:19:53,326 --> 01:19:54,427 50V, you're good. 1096 01:19:54,494 --> 01:19:57,970 You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? 1097 01:19:57,163 --> 01:19:59,650 You just tear things... You're a triple impostor. 1098 01:19:59,990 --> 01:20:01,434 I've never seen anything like you. Is there anything real about you? 1099 01:20:01,468 --> 01:20:02,502 Do you even speak Latin? 1100 01:20:04,671 --> 01:20:07,340 Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say? 1101 01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:10,677 It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected. 1102 01:20:12,278 --> 01:20:13,680 You're good. 1103 01:21:13,473 --> 01:21:16,142 Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form a digital wire frame? 1104 01:21:16,242 --> 01:21:18,745 I need a manipulatable projection. 1105 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:29,589 1974 Stark Expo model scan complete, sir. 1106 01:21:31,825 --> 01:21:33,660 How many buildings are there? 1107 01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:36,196 Am I to include the Belgian waffle stands? 1108 01:21:36,262 --> 01:21:38,832 That was rhetorical. Just show me. 1109 01:21:51,611 --> 01:21:56,216 What does that look like to you, Jarvis? Not unlike an atom. 1110 01:21:56,282 --> 01:21:59,786 In which case the nucleus would be here. 1111 01:22:00,854 --> 01:22:02,956 Highlight the unisphere. 1112 01:22:11,765 --> 01:22:16,770 - Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them. - What is it you're trying to achieve, sir? 1113 01:22:16,870 --> 01:22:18,705 I'm discovering... Correction. 1114 01:22:18,805 --> 01:22:22,776 I'm rediscovering a new element, I believe. 1115 01:22:23,543 --> 01:22:26,579 Lose the landscaping, the shrubbery, the trees. 1116 01:22:26,646 --> 01:22:28,982 Parking lots, exits, entrances. 1117 01:22:33,787 --> 01:22:39,793 Structure the protons and the neutrons using the pavilions as a framework. 1118 01:22:42,829 --> 01:22:43,997 Dad. 1119 01:23:05,251 --> 01:23:10,230 Dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school. 1120 01:23:16,196 --> 01:23:20,834 The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium. 1121 01:23:20,934 --> 01:23:22,100 Thanks, Dad. 1122 01:23:22,102 --> 01:23:25,338 Unfortunately, it is impossible to synthesize. 1123 01:23:29,876 --> 01:23:33,446 Get ready for a major remodel, fellas. We're back in hardware mode. 1124 01:24:21,261 --> 01:24:23,563 - I heard you broke the perimeter. - Yeah. 1125 01:24:23,663 --> 01:24:25,565 That was, like, three years ago. Where you been? 1126 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:29,669 - I was doing some stuff. - Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked. 1127 01:24:29,769 --> 01:24:31,738 Hey, I'm playing for the home team, Coulson, 1128 01:24:31,838 --> 01:24:33,907 you and all your Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. 1129 01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:35,909 Now, are you gonna let me work or break my balls? 1130 01:24:38,111 --> 01:24:40,113 What's this doing here? 1131 01:24:41,948 --> 01:24:43,160 That's it. 1132 01:24:44,284 --> 01:24:46,419 - Bring that to me. - You know what this is? 1133 01:24:46,519 --> 01:24:48,188 It's exactly what I need to make this work. 1134 01:24:49,956 --> 01:24:51,240 Lift the coil. 1135 01:24:51,524 --> 01:24:52,859 Go, go. Put your knees into it. 1136 01:24:53,593 --> 01:24:55,462 There you go. And... 1137 01:24:56,463 --> 01:24:58,431 Drop it. Drop it. 1138 01:25:01,601 --> 01:25:04,704 Perfectly level. I'm busy. What do you want? 1139 01:25:04,804 --> 01:25:07,974 Nothing. Goodbye. I've been reassigned. 1140 01:25:08,541 --> 01:25:10,110 Director Fury wants me in New Mexico. 1141 01:25:10,210 --> 01:25:12,645 - Fantastic. Land of Enchantment. - So I'm told. 1142 01:25:12,779 --> 01:25:14,814 - Secret stuff? - Something like that. 1143 01:25:16,216 --> 01:25:17,250 - Good luck. - Bye. 1144 01:25:17,317 --> 01:25:19,419 - Thanks. - We need you. 1145 01:25:19,486 --> 01:25:22,489 - Yeah, more than you know. - Not that much. 1146 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:43,476 Initializing prismatic accelerator. 1147 01:25:49,516 --> 01:25:51,985 Approaching maximum power. 1148 01:26:39,466 --> 01:26:40,700 That was easy. 1149 01:26:57,250 --> 01:26:59,219 Congratulations, sir. 1150 01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,423 You have created a new element. 1151 01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:15,201 Sir, the reactor has accepted the modified core. 1152 01:27:15,268 --> 01:27:17,904 I will begin running diagnostics. 1153 01:27:23,777 --> 01:27:25,111 Hey, Ivan. 1154 01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:27,470 I got Senator Stern here. 1155 01:27:27,113 --> 01:27:29,549 Thought we'd swing over and look at some of the drone designs. 1156 01:27:29,582 --> 01:27:31,851 The drone is not going to be ready. 1157 01:27:32,118 --> 01:27:33,353 Not ready? What do you mean? 1158 01:27:33,453 --> 01:27:36,890 I can make presentation, not demonstration. 1159 01:27:36,956 --> 01:27:38,958 What the hell is the difference? 1160 01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:41,861 Presentation. No fly. No shoot. 1161 01:27:42,128 --> 01:27:43,963 Well, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1162 01:27:44,970 --> 01:27:47,200 What can you make them do? I mean, this is a weapons demonstration. 1163 01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:50,603 - I can make salute. - You can make salute? 1164 01:27:50,704 --> 01:27:52,720 What do you mean, "make salute"? 1165 01:27:52,138 --> 01:27:56,242 What the hell does that mean, Ivan? This is not what we agreed to, okay? 1166 01:27:56,309 --> 01:27:58,945 You promised me suits and then you promised me drones. 1167 01:27:59,450 --> 01:28:03,149 - Hey, man, everything will be okay. - This is not what I wanted. 1168 01:28:15,295 --> 01:28:17,897 Hey, there he is. It's the bird man. 1169 01:28:19,466 --> 01:28:25,710 Now you like the bird. ls that right? Is that your bird? I'm confused. 1170 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,409 You said it wasn't, but now it looks like you're best of pals. 1171 01:28:29,509 --> 01:28:33,413 You love that bird, don't you? You know what? Take the bird. 1172 01:28:35,181 --> 01:28:36,349 Hey! 1173 01:28:38,418 --> 01:28:41,870 Take his pillows, too. Both of them. 1174 01:28:42,355 --> 01:28:44,290 And his shoes. Take his shoes. 1175 01:28:48,361 --> 01:28:50,300 I took your stuff. 1176 01:28:50,130 --> 01:28:53,299 How does that make you feel? Do you feel bad? 1177 01:28:54,340 --> 01:28:56,703 Good. 'Cause that's how I feel! 1178 01:28:58,638 --> 01:29:00,540 We had a contract. 1179 01:29:01,107 --> 01:29:02,942 I saved your life 1180 01:29:03,710 --> 01:29:05,712 and you give me suits. 1181 01:29:06,212 --> 01:29:07,981 That was our deal. 1182 01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:10,116 And you did not deliver. 1183 01:29:10,950 --> 01:29:15,455 I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud. I don't know what you are. 1184 01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:21,127 Something really, really great fell into my lap. 1185 01:29:21,728 --> 01:29:24,964 And if it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy tonight. 1186 01:29:25,231 --> 01:29:29,200 Now I have a piece of Stark tech that I pimped out myself. 1187 01:29:29,235 --> 01:29:31,400 And now your overpriced paperweights 1188 01:29:31,710 --> 01:29:33,673 are gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration. 1189 01:29:34,174 --> 01:29:36,409 Do you dig what I'm getting at here? 1190 01:29:38,645 --> 01:29:42,916 I don't know if you know this, but I don't speak Russian! 1191 01:29:46,319 --> 01:29:48,188 I'm gonna leave now. 1192 01:29:48,254 --> 01:29:51,358 I'm gonna go to the Expo. Maybe I'll even get laid. 1193 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:53,927 You see these guys? They're your babysitters. 1194 01:29:54,940 --> 01:29:56,596 They are not to be trifled with. 1195 01:29:56,996 --> 01:29:58,865 When I get back, we're gonna renegotiate 1196 01:29:58,932 --> 01:30:01,267 the terms of our agreement. 1197 01:30:01,868 --> 01:30:03,937 And you're gonna make good on our arrangement 1198 01:30:04,437 --> 01:30:05,572 because if you don't, 1199 01:30:05,672 --> 01:30:08,740 you're gonna be exactly what you were when I found you, 1200 01:30:08,174 --> 01:30:09,843 a dead man. 1201 01:30:09,943 --> 01:30:11,344 You got that? 1202 01:30:12,278 --> 01:30:14,614 Maybe you can watch me on TV. 1203 01:30:24,570 --> 01:30:26,426 Dummy, you, can we clean up this mess? You're killing me. 1204 01:30:26,526 --> 01:30:27,961 - You know I don't... - lncoming call 1205 01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:29,763 with a blocked number, sir. 1206 01:30:29,863 --> 01:30:33,660 My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely. 1207 01:30:33,133 --> 01:30:34,667 Coulson. How's the Land of Enchantment? 1208 01:30:34,701 --> 01:30:37,404 Hey, Tony, how you doing? 1209 01:30:38,972 --> 01:30:41,410 - I double cycle. - You what? 1210 01:30:42,420 --> 01:30:45,912 You told me double cycle's more power. Good advice. 1211 01:30:46,246 --> 01:30:47,914 You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guy. 1212 01:30:47,981 --> 01:30:49,482 You, too. 1213 01:30:52,850 --> 01:30:53,420 - Trace him. - Sir. 1214 01:30:53,486 --> 01:30:57,257 Now, the true history of Stark name will be written. 1215 01:30:57,323 --> 01:30:58,425 Jarvis, where is he? 1216 01:30:58,491 --> 01:31:02,629 Accessing the Oracle grid. Eastern Seaboard. 1217 01:31:02,729 --> 01:31:06,833 What your father did to my family over 40 years, 1218 01:31:07,667 --> 01:31:10,336 I will do to you in 40 minutes. 1219 01:31:10,503 --> 01:31:12,439 Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out. 1220 01:31:12,739 --> 01:31:14,740 Tri-State area. 1221 01:31:14,174 --> 01:31:16,409 Manhattan and outlying boroughs. 1222 01:31:16,509 --> 01:31:18,411 I hope you're ready. 1223 01:31:21,181 --> 01:31:23,183 Call trace incomplete. 1224 01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:36,363 - Sir... - You want to run some tests, run them. 1225 01:31:37,364 --> 01:31:39,399 And assemble the suit while you're at it. Put it together now. 1226 01:31:39,432 --> 01:31:42,268 - We are unclear as to the effects... - I don't want to hear it, Jarvis. 1227 01:31:46,272 --> 01:31:48,341 That tastes like coconut. 1228 01:31:48,441 --> 01:31:50,143 And metal. 1229 01:31:50,477 --> 01:31:52,450 Oh, wow, yeah! 1230 01:32:04,657 --> 01:32:06,493 I'll keep the car down here, all right? 1231 01:32:06,559 --> 01:32:07,861 Thank you, Happy- 1232 01:32:07,961 --> 01:32:12,732 Justin Hammer. His presentation will begin shortly in the main pavilion. 1233 01:32:31,184 --> 01:32:32,419 Yeah. 1234 01:32:33,586 --> 01:32:36,923 That's what I'm talking about. Thanks for coming. 1235 01:32:37,524 --> 01:32:39,492 Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long, 1236 01:32:39,592 --> 01:32:44,970 this country has had to place its brave men and women in harm's way, 1237 01:32:44,264 --> 01:32:45,899 but then the Iron Man arrived, 1238 01:32:45,999 --> 01:32:49,669 and we thought the days of losing lives were behind us. 1239 01:32:50,503 --> 01:32:53,239 Sadly, that technology was kept out of reach. 1240 01:32:53,340 --> 01:32:55,675 That's not fair. That's not right. 1241 01:32:55,742 --> 01:32:58,110 - And it's just too bad. - Oh, Lord. 1242 01:32:58,780 --> 01:33:00,180 Regardless, it was an impressive innovation, 1243 01:33:00,246 --> 01:33:03,183 one that grabbed headlines the world over. 1244 01:33:03,550 --> 01:33:05,185 Well, today, my friends, 1245 01:33:05,251 --> 01:33:08,722 the press is faced with quite a different problem. 1246 01:33:09,222 --> 01:33:11,725 They are about to run out of ink. 1247 01:33:17,263 --> 01:33:19,232 Get that out of here. 1248 01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:22,680 Ladies and gentlemen, 1249 01:33:23,103 --> 01:33:25,472 today I present to you 1250 01:33:25,772 --> 01:33:28,942 the new face of the United States military. 1251 01:33:30,310 --> 01:33:31,611 The Hammer drone. 1252 01:33:34,147 --> 01:33:35,582 Army! 1253 01:33:48,728 --> 01:33:49,896 Navy! 1254 01:34:00,106 --> 01:34:01,574 Air Force! 1255 01:34:09,449 --> 01:34:10,750 Marines! 1256 01:34:22,629 --> 01:34:23,797 Yeah! 1257 01:34:24,300 --> 01:34:25,265 Yeah! 1258 01:34:28,702 --> 01:34:31,638 That's a hell of a lot better than some cheerleaders, let me tell you. 1259 01:34:32,972 --> 01:34:35,842 But as revolutionary as this technology is, 1260 01:34:35,942 --> 01:34:39,646 there will always be a need for man to be present in the theater of war. 1261 01:34:40,213 --> 01:34:43,283 Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud to present to you 1262 01:34:43,350 --> 01:34:45,118 the very first prototype 1263 01:34:45,185 --> 01:34:48,488 in the Variable Threat Response Battle Suit 1264 01:34:48,555 --> 01:34:52,392 and its pilot, Air Force Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes. 1265 01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:55,195 What? 1266 01:35:16,182 --> 01:35:19,352 For America and its allies, Hammer Industries is reporting for... 1267 01:35:36,403 --> 01:35:38,710 We got trouble. 1268 01:35:38,171 --> 01:35:39,873 Tony, there are civilians present. 1269 01:35:39,939 --> 01:35:42,575 I'm here on orders. Let's not do this right now. 1270 01:35:42,676 --> 01:35:43,943 Give them a wave. 1271 01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:46,212 Hey, all right. Yeah. 1272 01:35:46,279 --> 01:35:48,381 All these people are in danger. We gotta get them out of here. 1273 01:35:48,415 --> 01:35:50,417 You gotta trust me for the next five minutes. 1274 01:35:50,517 --> 01:35:52,652 Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed around your house, remember? 1275 01:35:52,686 --> 01:35:54,721 Listen, I think he's working with Vanko. 1276 01:35:54,788 --> 01:35:56,423 Vanko's alive? 1277 01:35:57,624 --> 01:35:58,792 Yeah. 1278 01:35:58,892 --> 01:36:00,126 Where is he? 1279 01:36:00,527 --> 01:36:02,529 - What? - Where's Vanko? 1280 01:36:02,962 --> 01:36:04,264 - Who? - Tell me. 1281 01:36:04,898 --> 01:36:06,900 What are you doing here, man? 1282 01:36:06,966 --> 01:36:08,635 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1283 01:36:13,390 --> 01:36:15,442 - Is that you? - No, I'm not doing that. That's not me. 1284 01:36:16,543 --> 01:36:19,212 I can't move. I'm locked up. I'm locked up! 1285 01:36:19,979 --> 01:36:22,282 Get out of here. Go! This whole system's been compromised. 1286 01:36:23,550 --> 01:36:25,452 Let's take it outside. 1287 01:36:37,597 --> 01:36:38,832 No. No! 1288 01:36:48,808 --> 01:36:52,120 - Jarvis, break in. I need to own him. - Yes, sir. 1289 01:36:53,847 --> 01:36:56,783 Tony, Tony, I'm locked on. I have target lock. 1290 01:36:56,850 --> 01:36:58,518 - On what? - On you. 1291 01:37:03,523 --> 01:37:05,358 Tony, on your six! 1292 01:37:22,709 --> 01:37:25,145 - What's going on? What's happening? - The software's been overridden. 1293 01:37:25,178 --> 01:37:26,446 What? What do you mean it's been overridden? 1294 01:37:26,479 --> 01:37:27,881 - What does that mean? - I think he slaved the drones. 1295 01:37:27,881 --> 01:37:28,982 That's impossible. 1296 01:37:29,490 --> 01:37:30,817 - Call the guards. - All the phones are down, sir. 1297 01:37:30,850 --> 01:37:32,986 Well, then call their... Call their cells. 1298 01:37:33,530 --> 01:37:34,654 Their cell phones are not working, either, sir. 1299 01:37:34,688 --> 01:37:35,955 He's locked us out of the mainframe. 1300 01:37:35,989 --> 01:37:37,223 Who's locked you out of the mainframe? 1301 01:37:37,223 --> 01:37:38,825 Please, please, go away. Go away. 1302 01:37:38,892 --> 01:37:40,293 - L've got this handled. - Have you now? 1303 01:37:40,326 --> 01:37:41,394 Yes, I do. 1304 01:37:41,528 --> 01:37:44,640 In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up, this wouldn't be happening. 1305 01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:46,399 So please, now go away. Thank you. 1306 01:37:46,833 --> 01:37:49,169 Listen, we got to get these *****es out of here. 1307 01:37:49,369 --> 01:37:50,837 What? 1308 01:37:50,904 --> 01:37:52,238 You tell me who's behind this. 1309 01:37:52,338 --> 01:37:56,876 - Who's behind this? - Ivan. Ivan Vanko. 1310 01:37:57,243 --> 01:37:59,879 - Where is he? - He's at my facility. 1311 01:38:03,216 --> 01:38:04,851 - I need NYPD, please. - No, no, no! 1312 01:38:04,918 --> 01:38:06,186 - Command Central. - No, no, honey. 1313 01:38:06,219 --> 01:38:08,188 - Don't call the authorities. - Okay. Right away. Right away. 1314 01:38:08,221 --> 01:38:10,256 Step aside. Step aside. 1315 01:38:11,224 --> 01:38:12,892 Tell me everything you know. Go. 1316 01:38:20,266 --> 01:38:23,269 - How are we doing, Jarvis? - Remote reboot unsuccessful. 1317 01:38:40,787 --> 01:38:42,288 This way. 1318 01:38:42,956 --> 01:38:44,791 Nobody's answering the phone. What's going on? 1319 01:38:44,891 --> 01:38:47,127 Get in the car. Take me to Hammer Industries. 1320 01:38:47,227 --> 01:38:49,629 - L'm not taking you anywhere. - Fine. You want me to drive? 1321 01:38:49,729 --> 01:38:52,265 No, I'm driving. Get in the car. 1322 01:39:50,690 --> 01:39:52,359 Nice work, kid. 1323 01:39:54,160 --> 01:39:57,497 - You got multiples coming in on you. - Let's get this away from the Expo. 1324 01:40:02,869 --> 01:40:05,305 When we arrive, I need you to watch the perimeter. 1325 01:40:05,372 --> 01:40:09,420 I'm gonna enter the facility and take down the target. 1326 01:40:11,344 --> 01:40:13,980 - Watch the road. - I got it. I got it. 1327 01:40:44,377 --> 01:40:45,412 Listen, listen. 1328 01:40:45,545 --> 01:40:47,614 A pack just peeled off. They're headed back to the Expo. 1329 01:40:47,647 --> 01:40:48,982 Got it. 1330 01:40:52,752 --> 01:40:54,220 I'm closing on you. 1331 01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:56,723 Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it. 1332 01:41:12,572 --> 01:41:15,241 - Stay in the car. - L'm not staying in the car. 1333 01:41:15,342 --> 01:41:16,910 I said, stay in the car. 1334 01:41:17,770 --> 01:41:19,790 What are you wearing? 1335 01:41:20,347 --> 01:41:22,615 Look, I'm not letting you go in there alone. 1336 01:41:22,749 --> 01:41:24,217 You want to help? Keep the car running. 1337 01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:25,518 Okay. 1338 01:41:29,220 --> 01:41:31,291 Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here. 1339 01:41:31,758 --> 01:41:33,293 Hold on. Hey! 1340 01:42:18,400 --> 01:42:19,939 Each set of drones is communicating 1341 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:22,776 - in its own unique language. - Well, choose one and focus on that. 1342 01:42:22,842 --> 01:42:24,844 Have you tried Russian? Why don't you try Russian? 1343 01:42:28,515 --> 01:42:30,917 Attention. We have intrusion on Grid W. 1344 01:42:30,984 --> 01:42:33,253 We got it. We're on our way. 1345 01:43:14,694 --> 01:43:16,129 L got him! 1346 01:43:30,977 --> 01:43:33,130 - Rhodey, you still locked on? - Yeah. 1347 01:43:33,790 --> 01:43:36,583 Drop your socks and grab your Crocs. We're about to get wet on this ride. 1348 01:43:38,752 --> 01:43:39,886 Wait, wait, wait! 1349 01:43:59,439 --> 01:44:00,907 He's gone. 1350 01:44:04,944 --> 01:44:07,130 I'm sorry, buddy. Had to thin out the herd. 1351 01:44:07,781 --> 01:44:09,616 What's your 20? 1352 01:44:21,261 --> 01:44:24,970 - What are you doing? - L'm rebooting Rhodey's suit. 1353 01:44:30,470 --> 01:44:31,538 Tony! 1354 01:44:48,540 --> 01:44:49,723 Reboot complete. 1355 01:44:50,390 --> 01:44:52,125 You got your best friend back. 1356 01:44:52,225 --> 01:44:55,595 - Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff. - Well done with the new chest piece. 1357 01:44:55,662 --> 01:44:59,332 I am reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising. 1358 01:44:59,432 --> 01:45:02,168 Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you. 1359 01:45:02,268 --> 01:45:04,404 What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying? 1360 01:45:04,437 --> 01:45:06,172 Is that you? No, I'm not. 1361 01:45:06,272 --> 01:45:07,807 - Not anymore. - What's going on? 1362 01:45:07,907 --> 01:45:09,709 I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you. 1363 01:45:09,743 --> 01:45:11,344 You were gonna tell me? You really were dying? 1364 01:45:11,344 --> 01:45:13,179 - You didn't let me. - Why didn't you tell me that? 1365 01:45:13,179 --> 01:45:15,915 I was gonna make you an omelet and tell you. 1366 01:45:16,160 --> 01:45:18,952 Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. 1367 01:45:19,190 --> 01:45:20,620 Looks like the fight's coming to you. 1368 01:45:20,687 --> 01:45:22,522 - Great. Pepper? - Are you okay now? 1369 01:45:22,622 --> 01:45:23,823 I am fine. Don't be mad. 1370 01:45:23,923 --> 01:45:25,558 - I will formally apologize... - I am mad! 1371 01:45:25,592 --> 01:45:28,528 When I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack. 1372 01:45:28,628 --> 01:45:30,960 - Fine. - We could have been in Venice. 1373 01:45:30,130 --> 01:45:31,164 Oh, please. 1374 01:45:34,534 --> 01:45:35,935 Rhodes? 1375 01:45:36,369 --> 01:45:39,390 Snap out of it, buddy. I need you. 1376 01:45:39,806 --> 01:45:42,108 They're coming. Come on, let's roll. Get up. 1377 01:45:45,378 --> 01:45:47,547 Oh, man. You can have your suit back. 1378 01:45:51,510 --> 01:45:52,385 You Okay? 1379 01:45:52,552 --> 01:45:54,120 Yeah, thanks. 1380 01:45:55,655 --> 01:45:58,580 - Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay? - Don't be. 1381 01:45:58,158 --> 01:45:59,426 No. I should have trusted you more. 1382 01:45:59,459 --> 01:46:01,940 I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it. 1383 01:46:01,127 --> 01:46:03,463 No. It's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 1384 01:46:03,563 --> 01:46:06,833 Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. Partner. 1385 01:46:07,670 --> 01:46:10,670 They're coming in hot, any second. What's the play? 1386 01:46:11,304 --> 01:46:12,972 Well, we want to take the high ground, okay? 1387 01:46:13,600 --> 01:46:14,641 So let's put the biggest gun up on that ridge. 1388 01:46:14,674 --> 01:46:15,975 Got you. 1389 01:46:16,810 --> 01:46:17,944 - Where do you want to be? - Where are you going? 1390 01:46:17,977 --> 01:46:19,612 - What're you talking about? - I meant me. 1391 01:46:19,679 --> 01:46:21,681 You have a big gun. You are not the big gun. 1392 01:46:21,748 --> 01:46:23,249 - Tony, don't be jealous. - No. It's subtle, 1393 01:46:23,249 --> 01:46:24,451 - all the bells and whistles. - Yeah. 1394 01:46:24,484 --> 01:46:26,986 - It's called being a bad***. - Fine. 1395 01:46:27,687 --> 01:46:31,570 All right. You go up top. I'll draw them in. 1396 01:46:31,157 --> 01:46:33,930 Don't stay down here. This is the worst place to be. 1397 01:46:33,930 --> 01:46:34,427 Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine? 1398 01:46:34,427 --> 01:46:37,364 It's the kill box, Tony. Okay? This is where you go to die. 1399 01:47:27,147 --> 01:47:28,882 - See that? - Yeah, yeah, nice. 1400 01:47:36,890 --> 01:47:38,158 Rhodey'? 1401 01:47:39,492 --> 01:47:40,994 Get down. 1402 01:47:51,237 --> 01:47:53,673 Wow. I think you should lead with that next time. 1403 01:47:53,773 --> 01:47:57,110 Yeah. Sorry, boss. I can only use it once. It's a one-off. 1404 01:47:59,512 --> 01:48:01,681 I told you that five minutes ago. 1405 01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:04,417 That's your guy here. 1406 01:48:05,752 --> 01:48:07,754 - Excuse me? - You're being placed under arrest. 1407 01:48:07,854 --> 01:48:09,356 - Are you kidding me? - Hands behind your back, sir. 1408 01:48:09,356 --> 01:48:11,240 I'm trying to help here. 1409 01:48:15,128 --> 01:48:18,665 I get it. I see what you're doing. You're trying to pin this on me, huh? 1410 01:48:18,765 --> 01:48:20,333 That's good. That's good. 1411 01:48:20,433 --> 01:48:23,370 You're starting to think like a CEO, taking out the competition. 1412 01:48:23,536 --> 01:48:25,939 I like that. You think you're making a problem for me? 1413 01:48:26,390 --> 01:48:27,207 I'm gonna make a problem for you. 1414 01:48:27,207 --> 01:48:30,210 I'm gonna be seeing you again real soon. 1415 01:48:34,381 --> 01:48:35,949 When they get here, I think you should station them 1416 01:48:35,982 --> 01:48:38,818 at the south, east and both west exits. 1417 01:48:38,885 --> 01:48:41,540 We shut down the 7 train in and out of Willets Point already. 1418 01:48:41,540 --> 01:48:43,857 Well, have city buses there to ferry people to operating lines. 1419 01:48:43,957 --> 01:48:45,458 Yeah. Are you coming with us? 1420 01:48:45,558 --> 01:48:49,290 - No, I'm gonna stay till the park is clear. - Okay. 1421 01:48:50,797 --> 01:48:53,299 Heads up. You got one more drone incoming. 1422 01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:54,734 This one looks different. 1423 01:48:55,201 --> 01:48:57,570 The repulsor signature is significantly higher. 1424 01:49:08,682 --> 01:49:10,350 Good to be back. 1425 01:49:10,917 --> 01:49:12,318 This ain't gonna be good. 1426 01:49:15,922 --> 01:49:18,240 I got something special for this guy. 1427 01:49:18,910 --> 01:49:20,226 I'm gonna bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife. 1428 01:49:20,326 --> 01:49:21,761 With the what? 1429 01:49:32,172 --> 01:49:34,674 - Hammer tech? - Yeah. 1430 01:49:36,509 --> 01:49:38,780 I got this. 1431 01:50:30,997 --> 01:50:32,999 Rhodes. I got an idea. 1432 01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:35,902 - You want to be a hero? - What? 1433 01:50:36,236 --> 01:50:39,172 I could really use a sidekick. Put your hand up. 1434 01:50:39,272 --> 01:50:41,141 - This is your idea? - Yep. 1435 01:50:41,841 --> 01:50:44,444 I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go! 1436 01:50:48,248 --> 01:50:49,315 Take it. 1437 01:51:17,877 --> 01:51:19,312 You lose. 1438 01:51:26,853 --> 01:51:29,622 All these drones are rigged to blow. We gotta get out of here, man. 1439 01:51:30,123 --> 01:51:31,358 Pepper? 1440 01:52:11,531 --> 01:52:13,266 Oh, my God! I can't take this anymore. 1441 01:52:13,366 --> 01:52:14,768 - You can't? - I can't take this. 1442 01:52:14,868 --> 01:52:16,269 - Look at me. - My body, literally, 1443 01:52:16,369 --> 01:52:17,604 cannot handle the stress. 1444 01:52:17,704 --> 01:52:22,208 I never know if you're gonna kill yourself or wreck the whole company. 1445 01:52:22,275 --> 01:52:24,277 I think I did okay. 1446 01:52:24,444 --> 01:52:26,513 I quit. I'm resigning. 1447 01:52:27,113 --> 01:52:28,515 That's it. 1448 01:52:29,820 --> 01:52:31,685 What did you just say? You're done? 1449 01:52:32,952 --> 01:52:36,456 That's surprising. No, it's not surprising. I get it. 1450 01:52:36,890 --> 01:52:40,193 - You don't have to make any excuses. - L'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses. 1451 01:52:40,260 --> 01:52:41,461 You actually were just making excuses. 1452 01:52:41,461 --> 01:52:43,290 - But you don't have to. - No, I wasn't making an excuse. 1453 01:52:43,630 --> 01:52:44,464 - L'm actually very justified. - Listen. Hey, hey. 1454 01:52:44,464 --> 01:52:46,800 - You deserve better. - Well... 1455 01:52:46,900 --> 01:52:49,469 You've taken such good care of me. 1456 01:52:50,370 --> 01:52:52,772 I've been in a tough spot, but you got me through it, so... 1457 01:52:52,872 --> 01:52:54,107 Right? 1458 01:52:54,207 --> 01:52:55,442 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1459 01:52:56,242 --> 01:52:59,212 - Thank you for understanding. - Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up. 1460 01:52:59,279 --> 01:53:02,150 - I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth. - Okay. What about the press? 1461 01:53:02,480 --> 01:53:03,983 Because you only had the job for a week. That's gonna seem... 1462 01:53:03,983 --> 01:53:05,752 - Well, with you it's like dog years. - I know. 1463 01:53:10,223 --> 01:53:13,193 You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape. 1464 01:53:13,727 --> 01:53:16,196 - I had just quit, actually. - Yeah, so we're not... 1465 01:53:16,262 --> 01:53:18,765 You don't have to do that. I heard the whole thing. 1466 01:53:18,865 --> 01:53:21,768 - You should get lost. - I was here first. Get a roof. 1467 01:53:22,702 --> 01:53:25,238 - I thought you were out of one-liners. - That's the last one. 1468 01:53:25,305 --> 01:53:27,941 - You kicked *** back there, by the way. - Thank you. You, too. 1469 01:53:28,410 --> 01:53:30,543 Listen, my car got taken out in the explosion, 1470 01:53:30,610 --> 01:53:33,780 so I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay? 1471 01:53:33,880 --> 01:53:35,615 Not okay. Not okay with that. 1472 01:53:36,216 --> 01:53:37,450 It wasn't a question. 1473 01:53:43,560 --> 01:53:46,393 How are you gonna resign if I don't accept? 1474 01:54:06,846 --> 01:54:09,149 I don't think I want you looking at that. 1475 01:54:09,315 --> 01:54:11,484 I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore. 1476 01:54:11,584 --> 01:54:16,823 Now this, on the other hand, is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you. 1477 01:54:18,910 --> 01:54:19,159 Read it. 1478 01:54:21,940 --> 01:54:25,980 "Personality overview. Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." 1479 01:54:25,165 --> 01:54:27,333 In my own defense, that was last week. 1480 01:54:29,369 --> 01:54:32,205 "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. 1481 01:54:32,338 --> 01:54:34,941 I mean, please. And aren't we all? 1482 01:54:35,308 --> 01:54:38,144 "Textbook narcissism"? 1483 01:54:40,180 --> 01:54:41,281 Agreed. 1484 01:54:42,349 --> 01:54:43,717 Okay, here it is. 1485 01:54:43,817 --> 01:54:47,153 "Recruitment assessment for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes." 1486 01:54:47,220 --> 01:54:49,789 - I gotta think about it. - Read on. 1487 01:54:52,325 --> 01:54:53,860 "Tony Stark not... 1488 01:54:53,960 --> 01:54:55,495 "Not recommended"? 1489 01:54:56,696 --> 01:54:57,897 That doesn't make any sense. 1490 01:54:57,997 --> 01:55:00,900 How can you approve me but not approve me? 1491 01:55:01,568 --> 01:55:03,200 I got a new ticker. 1492 01:55:03,690 --> 01:55:06,720 I'm trying to do right by Pepper. 1493 01:55:06,673 --> 01:55:09,576 I'm in a stable-ish relationship. 1494 01:55:10,410 --> 01:55:12,312 Which leads us to believe at this juncture 1495 01:55:12,379 --> 01:55:15,548 we'd only like to use you as a consultant. 1496 01:55:22,489 --> 01:55:24,357 You can't afford me. 1497 01:55:26,693 --> 01:55:28,928 Then again, I will waive my customary retainer 1498 01:55:29,290 --> 01:55:31,898 in exchange for a small favor. 1499 01:55:32,866 --> 01:55:37,771 Rhodey and I are being honored in Washington and we need a presenter. 1500 01:55:39,606 --> 01:55:41,107 I'll see what I can do. 1501 01:55:42,842 --> 01:55:47,681 It is my honor to be here today to present these distinguished awards 1502 01:55:47,747 --> 01:55:51,751 to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes and Mr. Tony Stark, 1503 01:55:51,851 --> 01:55:55,188 who is, of course, a national treasure. 1504 01:55:57,357 --> 01:55:58,692 Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel, 1505 01:55:58,758 --> 01:56:01,127 for such an exceptionally distinguished performance. 1506 01:56:01,428 --> 01:56:03,430 - You deserve this. - Thank you, sir. 1507 01:56:05,131 --> 01:56:06,433 Mr. Stark. 1508 01:56:06,533 --> 01:56:10,603 Thank you for such an exceptionally distinguished performance. 1509 01:56:10,704 --> 01:56:12,372 You deserve this. 1510 01:56:13,807 --> 01:56:16,276 Oh, sorry. 1511 01:56:16,376 --> 01:56:19,779 Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it? 1512 01:56:21,247 --> 01:56:23,490 Let's get a photo. 1513 02:03:49,195 --> 02:03:51,164 Sir, we've found it.