1 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:24,891 2 00:00:26,429 --> 00:00:30,432 [Theme music plays] 2 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:33,900 [Crowd of people] It's a mad, mad, mad... 3 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:36,770 Mad world 4 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,297 [thumping] 5 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,666 [Sawing] 6 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,336 [Rattling] 7 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,372 [Springing] 8 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,842 [Exploding] 9 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:53,546 [Rattles] 10 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,550 [Clucking] 11 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:03,690 [Screeching] 12 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,326 [Cracking] 13 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:09,396 [Crowing] 14 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:19,572 [Thumping] 15 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,468 [Pops, air hissing] 16 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:56,142 [Explosion] 17 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:06,286 [Coughing, gasping] 18 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:09,322 [Airplane engine whirring] 19 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,292 [Engine sputtering] 20 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,240 [Winding] 21 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,617 [Whirring] 22 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,840 It's a mad, mad, mad... 23 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:28,868 [clicking] 24 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:52,258 [Car horn honking] 25 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,506 [Honking] 26 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:17,917 [Tires screeching, honking] 27 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,856 [Continues honking] 28 00:05:23,230 --> 00:05:25,291 [Tires screeching] 29 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,131 [Continues honking] 30 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,422 Whoa! 31 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:58,258 Did you see it, the way he went sailing right out there? 32 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,292 [Stammering] 33 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:02,429 - He just went sailing out there. - It was just terrible. 34 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:04,230 He must have been doing over 80. 35 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:07,467 An ambulance... We ought to call an ambulance. 36 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,300 Look at that car. 37 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:13,239 He must have gone by you doing 90 miles an hour. 38 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:16,843 He was passing me! I never saw such a crazy thing in my life! 39 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,120 - Let's get down there. - Let's go. 40 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:21,147 We're going down there. 41 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,350 Russell, be careful. Remember your condition. 42 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,151 Eh! 43 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:28,321 Boy, the way he just sailed out there... 44 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:29,589 [all chattering] 45 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,658 [Man] Look out. 46 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,162 [Man 2] There's nobody in the car. 47 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,698 - He's right. - What do you mean, nobody? 48 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:39,799 [Man 3] There he is. 49 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,801 [Man 4] Holy smoke! 50 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:50,100 How about that? This guy's still alive. 51 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,544 He's still alive. 52 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,380 We ought to call an ambulance. 53 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:56,816 I don't know how he survived, the way you went sailing right out there. 54 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,120 I'm not a doctor, but I have some medical experience. 55 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,187 I'm a dentist. 56 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,240 Do you think you're hurt real bad? 57 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,827 Is he kidding? 58 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,230 Hold on, we're gonna get you to a hospital. 59 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:14,534 You move me, I'll break up in little pieces. 60 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,360 But what a deal. 61 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,738 Look, there's this dough, see? 62 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:22,709 There's all this dough: $350,000! 63 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,780 Do you hear what I'm saying? 64 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:28,548 $350,000! 65 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:33,219 In the park, in Rosita, Rosita Beach State Park... 66 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:36,222 ...just south of Dago in Santa Rosita. 67 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:39,492 It's in this box buried under this... 68 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,895 [coughing] 69 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,265 Buried under this big W. 70 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:46,833 You'll see it. 71 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,737 You'll see it under this... under this big W. 72 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:55,175 You can't miss it, a big... a big W. 73 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:59,379 And it's been there... And it's been laying there for 15 years. 74 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,714 [All chattering] 75 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,849 He's very sick. He may die. 76 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,752 Listen. I tell you, I'm giving it to you. 77 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,688 And don't let them kid you. Don't let them kid you. 78 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:13,593 Don't let them give you the business because it was mine and I paid for it... 79 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,300 ...paid for every lousy buck of it. 80 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,465 But watch out. 81 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,100 Watch out for the bulls. 82 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:24,371 Lousy, stinking bulls are everywhere. 83 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,639 Bulls all over the place. 84 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,908 You just drive down and dig it up. 85 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:31,378 Dig it all up. [coughs] 86 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,448 And then... 87 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:37,884 And then you fix yourselves all up. 88 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,452 Fix yourselves all up. 89 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:43,456 Walk down the street like a king, back to the old neighborhood. 90 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:46,393 See the fellas, the dames... 91 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,662 ...the dames, all with a big hello... 92 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,299 ...a big hello for old Smiler. 93 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,468 Good old Smiler... 94 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,939 ...everybody's friend. 95 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,643 Everybody's... 96 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:12,652 - Aunt Belle, I didn't mean to do it! - Holy mackerel! Take it easy. 97 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:16,756 Please, say it don't make any difference, Aunt Belle! 98 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,359 Please, you got to say... 99 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:23,129 You got to tell me it don't make any difference! 100 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,799 For heaven's sake, tell him. 101 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,340 It... It don't make any difference. 102 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,713 [Bucket rattling] 103 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,194 That guy's dead. You'd better believe it. 104 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,462 I believe it, all right. 105 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,798 But if he jumps up again, I'm getting the hell out of here. 106 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:02,869 - What a routine he went through. - Somebody ought to cover him up. 107 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,172 What are you looking at? All I got is this sweater. 108 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,341 I got a blanket in the truck. 109 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,144 Do you think there was anything in all that? 110 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,480 - He was just raving. He flipped. - [Tires screech] 111 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:17,830 Hey. This must... This must be the police. 112 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,719 Think we ought to tell them what he said? 113 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,722 Don't say anything or we'll be here all day. 114 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:25,592 We got to be in Vegas this afternoon. 115 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,727 I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma. 116 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,563 My wife and I are on our second honeymoon. 117 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:34,834 My wife's up there with her mother. We're on our way to Lake Mead. 118 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:38,400 What's to argue about? Just clam up. Don't say nothing. 119 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,730 This way, we get out of here. 120 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,344 Are you a police officer? 121 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,353 [Echoing] Yep! 122 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,594 - How long ago did this happen? - A few minutes ago. 123 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:04,970 About five minutes ago. 124 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,267 - Any of you actually see it happen? - Well, uh... 125 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,603 - He passed me on the curve... - Did anybody actually see it? 126 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,306 He was passing me when he sailed right out there. 127 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,276 - Right over there, up there. - Who was the first down here? 128 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,790 - We all went down. - [All chattering] 129 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:20,947 Was he dead? 130 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,782 Was he already dead? 131 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,986 I said, "Was he already dead when you got down here?" 132 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,389 Practically. 133 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,959 He was still alive. Did he say anything? 134 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,998 - Did he say anything before he died? - What about? 135 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,834 [Shouts] What do you mean, "what about?" 136 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,837 Did he say anything or didn't he say anything? 137 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,444 - He was raving, Officer. - Raving? What about? 138 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:55,315 Well, he said... What he said was sort of... 139 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,816 Embarrassing. 140 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,985 What was? Come on. 141 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,489 He thought that this fellow was his aunt. 142 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,291 - His aunt? - Yeah. His Aunt Belle. 143 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,327 Must have had an aunt named Aunt Belle. 144 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:08,995 All right! 145 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,999 Did he make any kind of statement? Any last messages? 146 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,136 He didn't make that clear at all. 147 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,805 He didn't make anything clear. Can we get going? 148 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,807 Just a minute. 149 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,343 I'll get your names and where you can be reached. 150 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,460 We're on our honeymoon. We don't know where we'll be. 151 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,480 We can't stick around. 152 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:31,618 We're due in Las Vegas. We don't know how long we'll stay there. 153 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,121 I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma before I get back to... 154 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,157 We stopped to see if we could help. 155 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,359 We was too late. Let us go, okay? 156 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,295 We'll hold services for him later. We got our lives to live. 157 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:45,398 - We ain't had breakfast yet. - All right. 158 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,867 I'll have to get your name, anyway. 159 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:50,203 Hold it. 160 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,373 Me? 161 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,811 - Why? - In case the coroner wants a statement. 162 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:02,382 J. Russell Finch, Two Seven Nine Zero Penrose Boulevard, Fresno. 163 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:06,219 I won't be home for a few weeks but you can get me through my office. 164 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,888 - What'd you say? - Where is your office? 165 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:12,859 Pacific Edible Seaweed Company and it's in Fresno. 166 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,595 - You can call my secretary. - Ambulance is on its way. 167 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,730 Yeah. 168 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,431 - Is he dead? - Yeah. 169 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,402 We'd better shift those cars. They're on the curb. 170 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,904 That's all we can get from this group. 171 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:26,873 Thank you, gentlemen. 172 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,241 Thanks. 173 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,283 Well... 174 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,986 There's an unexpected twist for you. 175 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,722 They're not going to like this down at Santa Rosita. 176 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,759 - Culpeper's going to scream. - Yeah. 177 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,928 - We better get our story straight if... - What story? 178 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:51,531 He woke up as usual. He started driving his car. 179 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,133 He stopped for breakfast. 180 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,902 He went to the gents' room, climbed out the back window. 181 00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:59,873 So what? Even Culpeper can't say we should've been in there with him. 182 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,976 What got me is the way he went sailing out there. 183 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,380 If I have to climb much more, I'll be laying there with him. 184 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,548 Poor soul. 185 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,384 [Man coughing] 186 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,157 [All] Uh... 187 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,126 Melville, what happened? 188 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,563 We couldn't do anything for him. Nothing we could do. Come on. 189 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,964 [Woman] Well? 190 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,102 Uh... 191 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,971 - It was a terrible thing. - Russell, I feel sick. 192 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,606 Take it easy. These things happen. 193 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,443 What kind of attitude is that, "these things happen"? 194 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,679 They only happen because this country is full of people... 195 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,649 ...who, when things happen, just say, "These things happen." 196 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:46,486 - And that's why they happen! - Let's try not to get upset. 197 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,987 Come on. 198 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,357 We got to have control of what happens to us. 199 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,226 If we left it up to you, we'd never hear the last of it. 200 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,995 - [Woman continues] - [Russell] You're right. 201 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:05,500 [Woman] Do you know what those half-wit morons up in Sacramento do about it? 202 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,541 They just sit there with their big feet up on their big desk... 203 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:13,513 ...milking 15 million people of... - Listen, I want to say something. 204 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,160 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I've got to say something. 205 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:19,185 - What are you looking at? - I'm watching something. 206 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,354 Benjy, turn around, sit still. 207 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:25,158 - Play it straight. - They're not kiddin'. They went for it. 208 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,527 Yeah? What are you going to do now? 209 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,264 I want you to tell me everything that man told you, word for word. 210 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,365 Don't leave out anything. 211 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,401 But do you think he really meant it? 212 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:40,640 Monica, I don't know about anybody else, but some of them believed it. 213 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,843 Like those two back there. [Shouts] Don't look over there! 214 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,347 I know where it is. It's under a big W. That's what he said. 215 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,816 Like a windmill or a waterfall or something. 216 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,686 I hope it's not under a waterfall. [Chuckles] 217 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,355 Think of something that starts with a W. 218 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,580 Wealth. Which. 219 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,293 Let's see. Where. 220 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,896 Work. That's it. I got to work on where it is. 221 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:07,300 One thing Dr. Carroll said was Russell was to have no undue excitement... 222 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,690 ...for at least two weeks because of his condition. 223 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,370 - But... - That's why we came on this trip... 224 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,907 ...so Russell could relax. You should have told the police. 225 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,676 You keep saying that. What's the police got to do with it? 226 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,130 I think the police were chasing him. They drove up so fast. 227 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,830 Why shouldn't they've been chasing him? He was speeding. 228 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,850 I'm only thinking of Russell's condition. 229 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:29,756 You mean his financial condition. That's the only condition he has. 230 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:33,426 Do you know why your husband had a nervous breakdown? 231 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:38,231 It's because he has sunk $40,000, including $15,000 of my money... 232 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,801 ...into a company that makes seaweed for people to eat. 233 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,138 Not only does nobody like it, it costs $4 a can. 234 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,440 - Yeah, but... - "Yeah, but," what? 235 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,609 Most people like it and I like it. 236 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,978 I'm working hard, trying to keep the costs down. 237 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,280 You were working hard to keep the costs down... 238 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,617 ...the day you ran into the street screaming. 239 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,540 - Mother! - Emmeline, shut up! And you, too! 240 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,623 Maybe he was playing a trick on everybody. 241 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,426 Did you think about that? He might have been a practical joker. 242 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,829 Oh... Monica! Practical! 243 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,633 What kind of man is going to play a practical joke on complete strangers... 244 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,369 ...with every bone in his body broken? 245 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,639 - Watch! Watchtower! - No. 246 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,840 - Wall... - No. 247 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,776 - Walnut tree. - No, no! 248 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,770 - Walnuts. - No! 249 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,812 - In bags. - No! 250 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,183 Why are we doing only 35? Step on it! See what happens. 251 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,352 - Mother! - They'll see what we're doing. 252 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,487 Go ahead and try it. What've you got to lose? 253 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,990 Mother, he's not that good a driver. 254 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,100 - Uh-huh. - A-ha! 255 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,370 Going to leave the big boy behind? 256 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,814 [Tires screeching] 257 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,425 What are you doing? Why are we slowing down? 258 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,861 It's no use. We can't lose them this way. 259 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,664 The inside of my stomach... 260 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,480 What's that idiot in the truck doing? 261 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,384 What's he doin' back there? 262 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,387 I bet he's running out of gas. Good! 263 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,338 [Man] What happened to you? 264 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:34,341 - Having trouble with your engine? - Run out of gas? 265 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:38,778 - What, you bend your tailpipe? - No. It was just one of my tires. 266 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,580 I thought... 267 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,450 Shucks! Okay, so I was trying to... 268 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,517 Rats. 269 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:47,153 This whole thing... I think we're making a big mistake. 270 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,522 - I absolutely agree. - So? 271 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:51,791 We're being silly running around like this. 272 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,361 - Sure. We're getting nowhere. - By george, he's right. 273 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,630 Let's do something sensible. Let's just discuss this thing... 274 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,266 ...and reason something out. - I'm with you. 275 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,336 And we can come to some conclusion like intelligent people. 276 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,305 - Let's do that: What he said. - [Horn honking] 277 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,608 Yeah. That way nobody will have an advantage on one another, right? 278 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,943 It's fair. 279 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,778 We'd better get the cars off that curve. 280 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:14,814 Let's not talk here, but over there. There's plenty of room. 281 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,483 Fine, see you over there. 282 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,785 Over there. 283 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,123 You're through to Homicide. 284 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,327 Santa Rosita Police Station... 285 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,950 ...Detective Division. 286 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,499 I'm connecting you now. Santa Rosita Police Station. 287 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,501 Detective Division. Matthews. 288 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,672 No, Sheriff, the Chief isn't here. He's a little late this morning. 289 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,174 I'll stay late after school. Who is it? 290 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,643 - Sheriff, Crockett County. - Who? 291 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,513 - That's where the Smiler is. - I wonder if anything happened. 292 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,282 Gertie, will you put that call through here? 293 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,484 How about some coffee, Schwartz? 294 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,561 Hello, Sheriff. Culpeper. 295 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,763 What'd he do, make a break? What happened? 296 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,865 Afraid I got some bad news. 297 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,135 - Grogan's cashed in his chips. - He what? 298 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,339 [Man] He crashed his car about 20 minutes ago. 299 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,574 He was making a break, all right. 300 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,345 How did it happen? Where did it happen? 301 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:24,684 On 39, about 18 miles east of Danby Junction. 302 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:29,550 - Nine miles west of Valley Center. - Were there any witnesses? 303 00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:31,758 [Man] A few people went down to see if they could help. 304 00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:35,610 - Was he killed outright? - I don't know, but I can find out. 305 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:37,300 [Culpeper] Do that. See what they said. 306 00:21:37,197 --> 00:21:39,650 Thanks very much, Sheriff. 307 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:45,405 Well... 308 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,408 It's a great way to start the day. 309 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,644 You wait for 15 years to solve a really important case... 310 00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:53,179 ...and just when you... 311 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:54,914 [shouts] 312 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,652 It's all right, Chief. I'll get it for you. 313 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:04,624 He did it again. 314 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,842 [Laughs] 315 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:25,245 [Culpeper] Get that fella's number! Get his number! 316 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,781 Get that fella's number! Get his number! 317 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:31,217 [Siren wailing] 318 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:37,624 [Man on radio] Item: One large furniture van. Item: One red Volkswagen. 319 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,993 That's them. Call in. 320 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,662 2-1-6-2, 2-1-5-8. 321 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,465 We just made all four of them parked alongside the road. 322 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,134 They're standing there talking. Over. 323 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:52,405 [Man on radio] Sammy, let that ambulance go. And stay by the radio. 324 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:57,143 The man said there was a certain amount of money buried in this park. 325 00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:58,345 Under a big W. 326 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,460 What is a big W? 327 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:01,981 We find out, we'll send you a wire. 328 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,483 [Laughs] 329 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,953 It's only a possibility that this man was telling the truth. 330 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:12,492 If it was the truth, then it is a fact this place is almost 200 miles away. 331 00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,961 I suggest we quietly get into our cars... 332 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:19,199 ...and drive down there at a safe, sound speed... 333 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:21,735 ...keeping in sight of each other. 334 00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:25,705 When we get there, we dig up the money, providing there is money... 335 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:29,175 ...and if we do find it, we share it amongst us in a simple manner. 336 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:30,977 He's got a point. He's got something. 337 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:34,180 - We should go straight to the police. - The police? Why? 338 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:38,451 It's all right, she's with us. What's this "fair shares for everybody"? 339 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:43,256 We arrived in four vehicles. I think we should split it up in four quarters. 340 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,600 Four quarters? What are you talking about? Quarters? 341 00:23:47,227 --> 00:23:50,597 You mean you three each get a quarter and we have to split a quarter? 342 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,990 - That's right. - What are you trying to pull? 343 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,269 - Seems fair to me. - Naturally, it's fair to you. 344 00:23:56,469 --> 00:24:02,175 - It just cheats us, that's all. - $350,000 divided by four is... 345 00:24:02,342 --> 00:24:04,911 [mutters]... let's say, $87,500. 346 00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:06,579 That's what it is. 347 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:10,116 The three of you get $87,500 and Benjy and I have to split. 348 00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:13,586 There was five of us down at the wreck. We should split it five ways. 349 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:14,788 He's right. We should. 350 00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:17,557 I'm perfectly willing to discuss it in a five-way manner. 351 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:20,393 We can discuss it in a five-way manner, five shares... 352 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,729 ...each share would be $70,000... 353 00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:24,531 $70,000? 354 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:25,732 Holy mackerel! 355 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:29,903 You realize how many loads I'd have to haul from Modesto to Yuma... 356 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:31,504 You're overlooking one thing. 357 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,640 - We're overlooking... - What little thing? 358 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,760 - What little thing? - We can all count. 359 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,645 - There were eight of us. - There were eight of us. 360 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:41,514 Speaking for my wife and myself, we'd be just as happy... 361 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:45,218 Happy with two-eighths instead of a quarter? Awfully big of you. 362 00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:48,288 Wait a minute, hold it. Put it back the way it was before. 363 00:24:48,455 --> 00:24:50,657 Either one quarter for each car, 364 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,793 including the van, or one fifth for each guy. 365 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,531 - Because this old bag has to stick... - How dare you! 366 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:03,169 Chief, we got a situation here that is absolutely incredible. 367 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:06,439 - Look, Smiler Grogan... Remember him? - Yes. 368 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,275 Smiler Grogan spent the night here, see? 369 00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,544 Made his break this morning. 370 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:16,820 He drove up this way, got to here, crashed and killed himself. 371 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:19,619 But before he died, some people stopped to help him. 372 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:22,922 They are now stopped here, talking. 373 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:26,126 I think they're arguing about something. 374 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:30,630 And a Crockett County unit has got them under observation. 375 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:33,867 We give shares to everybody and for everything. 376 00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:35,969 Now, there are eight of us. 377 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:38,972 There's eight shares for that. Then there were four vehicles. 378 00:25:39,139 --> 00:25:42,308 If we give four shares for that, that's 12 shares already. 379 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:44,644 There were five of us who went down to the wreck. 380 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,312 We give five shares for that. 381 00:25:46,479 --> 00:25:48,181 That makes it 17, right? 382 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:50,183 Now, 17 shares and then we add... 383 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:53,186 ...the same number of shares as people in each vehicle. 384 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:56,656 Three for your group, two for yours, two for us, and one for you. 385 00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,325 That adds up to 25 shares. 386 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:04,664 25 into 350,000 is $14,000 per share. 387 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,533 Figured like that would mean... 388 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:10,300 ...you'd get three shares for being three people, one for the car... 389 00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:12,739 ...one share for going down and looking at the wreck... 390 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:15,375 ...and three for being three more people in the car. 391 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:20,480 A total of eight shares, giving you $112,000. 392 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:24,500 That should cover everything, including the emancipation of women. 393 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:25,352 Let's see now. 394 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:28,588 I got one share for being one person... 395 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:32,192 ...one share for going down the hill, one share for the truck... 396 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,280 ...one share for being a person in the truck. 397 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:40,667 But no matter how you figure it out, I still don't get as much as anybody else. 398 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:42,936 Let me explain it once more. 399 00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:48,174 Their group, they, those three of them, they get $112,000, right? 400 00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:51,578 Those over there, them, they get $97,000. 401 00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:54,214 We, us, we get $84,000. 402 00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:58,685 And you, by yourself, you get $56,000... 403 00:26:58,852 --> 00:26:59,719 ...alone. 404 00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:02,889 - That's tax-free money. - What do you mean, tax-free? 405 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,270 If we go down to this park and we uncover the money... 406 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,896 I'm sure he's not going to declare anything. 407 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,898 I know he's not going to declare anything. 408 00:27:12,650 --> 00:27:16,569 - I'm not going to declare... - What are you talking about, declare it? 409 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,305 I mean, it's like non-taxable income. 410 00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:21,608 It's like a gift. 411 00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:25,111 If we find the money, we still have to report the taxes. 412 00:27:25,278 --> 00:27:28,810 Otherwise, it's like stealing from the government. 413 00:27:28,248 --> 00:27:30,417 [Mutters] You explain it to him, please. 414 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:32,786 Who me? 415 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:36,723 If we find the money, there may not be taxes to pay on it... 416 00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,425 ...because we found it. 417 00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:42,495 - What he was trying to say is... - Everybody has to pay taxes. 418 00:27:42,696 --> 00:27:46,900 Even businessmen that rob, steal and cheat people every day... 419 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:48,735 ...even they have to pay taxes. 420 00:27:49,569 --> 00:27:52,505 I give up. Anybody got a better, fairer plan, go ahead. 421 00:27:52,706 --> 00:27:56,576 There were eight of us there, so that simply means eight shares. 422 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,512 - Three for us, two for you... - This is hopeless. 423 00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:02,782 We'll get no place if we continue listening to this old bag. 424 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:06,519 Lady, you trying to split us up so every man's for himself? 425 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,121 And every woman for himself? 426 00:28:08,288 --> 00:28:09,956 One more funny remark from you... 427 00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:13,126 - Let's get out of here. - Please, don't argue anymore. 428 00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:16,596 We figured it 17 different ways. 429 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,965 Every time we figured it, it was no good. 430 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:22,702 No matter how we figured it, somebody didn't like it. 431 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:26,106 Now there's only one way to figure it. 432 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:27,974 And that is, every man... 433 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:30,777 ...including the old bag, for himself! 434 00:28:30,944 --> 00:28:33,980 - Good luck and may the best man win! - Right! 435 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:38,151 Except you, lady. May you just drop dead! 436 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:40,487 All right. We all agree on that. 437 00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:45,658 Let's be sensible about this thing. There's money in this for all of us. 438 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,995 There's enough for you. There's enough for you... 439 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:51,698 ...for me... 440 00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:54,000 ...and for you... 441 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,835 ...and there's enough for... 442 00:28:57,437 --> 00:28:59,720 Melville, my shoe! 443 00:28:59,272 --> 00:29:01,700 Get in the car! 444 00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:34,107 [Man] 2-1-5-8, 2-1-6-2, four cars under observation are passing this checkpoint. 445 00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:36,109 Lead car is Plymouth station wagon. 446 00:29:36,309 --> 00:29:38,111 Next, the Ford van, the Volkswagen... 447 00:29:38,311 --> 00:29:41,470 ...and the Chrysler Imperial convertible, all doing about 50. 448 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:43,249 Yep, they're on their way. 449 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:45,285 [Culpeper] All traveling in the same direction? 450 00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:47,870 Right. According to my boys... 451 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:50,123 ...they're all on reckless driving charges already. 452 00:29:50,323 --> 00:29:54,894 None of those people must suspect that anybody's interested in them. 453 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:57,430 Now, Sheriff, will you get on to Capt. Hardesty... 454 00:29:57,597 --> 00:30:00,330 ...and see how many helicopters he can let us have? 455 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,703 I'll see what we can do and I'll call you back. 456 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:08,742 Now, where have I always told you that the Smiler hid the dough? 457 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,810 - I know. - Where? 458 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:14,414 - Right there. - That's right, yeah. 459 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:17,417 If these merrymakers decide to go for it... 460 00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:20,453 ...they'll go to the crossroads and turn south. 461 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,923 But why did Smiler head east when he made his break... 462 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,259 ...if the money is down here somewhere? 463 00:30:26,426 --> 00:30:27,627 - Oh! - [Chuckles] 464 00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:32,980 Aloysius, the guy is just being clever. You can't... 465 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,334 5 will get you 10... 466 00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:38,438 ...they turn south at the crossroads. - You got yourself a bet. 467 00:30:47,714 --> 00:30:50,183 [Tires screeching] 468 00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:54,788 "Mount Shasta National Forest." Are we near... 469 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,590 That's on the top! Look down near the bottom. 470 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:02,195 - Are we near Oregon? - That's 700 miles from here. 471 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:10,136 [Tires screeching] 472 00:31:16,409 --> 00:31:18,178 Don't pass it! 473 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:23,817 [Tires screeching] 474 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:27,120 You'll lose your license. 475 00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:35,280 We've got the lmperial and we're running last? 476 00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:37,197 I can't pass them on the curves. 477 00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:39,999 Go on. Go ahead. Look, there's a space! 478 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:43,690 You waiting for an engraved invitation? 479 00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:45,705 [Russell] Get over! 480 00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:47,841 [Woman] Get over to the side where you belong! 481 00:31:50,443 --> 00:31:53,790 [Horn honking] 482 00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:11,698 [Tires screeching] 483 00:32:38,558 --> 00:32:41,940 [Rattling] 484 00:32:42,562 --> 00:32:44,798 I said it before and I'll say it again. 485 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:47,400 I didn't want to move to California. 486 00:32:57,911 --> 00:33:00,714 - Did you find it yet? - I can't find it anywhere. 487 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,415 Take the wheel. Give me the map. 488 00:33:02,582 --> 00:33:04,451 Take the wheel! Give me the map. 489 00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:07,887 It must be here. Right over here. Valley Center! 490 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:09,155 It's right here. 491 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:10,924 There's an airfield not far... 492 00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:13,760 - [both yelling] - Get it off your face! 493 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:18,832 - Get it off me! - Don't go in there! 494 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,267 Swing over! Watch out! 495 00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:27,907 - Take it off. - Get it off! 496 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,642 I've had enough. 497 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:47,293 - They're going to hire airplanes. - Never mind. Go! 498 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:50,764 - But they'll be there hours before... - I said never mind. Let's go! 499 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:53,330 Nobody's getting me up in the air. 500 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:59,390 [Metal rattling] 501 00:34:05,979 --> 00:34:09,549 I wanted to be reasonable, give them reasonable shares. 502 00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:12,318 No. They wanted every man for himself. 503 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:15,388 I'm going to show them what kind of man they're dealing with. 504 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,828 [Engine sputtering] 505 00:34:24,970 --> 00:34:26,866 [Man] It's stalled, Benjy. We got dust in the carburetor. 506 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:37,344 When the people who own this see this, I sure hate to think... 507 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:39,646 Never mind. 508 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:40,814 Here's the bike. 509 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:43,850 Get to the nearest phone and hire the best car you can find. 510 00:34:44,170 --> 00:34:48,855 But this is a girl's bike. This is for a little girl. 511 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:51,825 I've got to get this stuff back so I can lock up the van. 512 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:54,728 We'll put everything away. Will you get going? Hurry. 513 00:34:55,362 --> 00:34:56,930 Okay. 514 00:34:57,797 --> 00:34:59,232 I got to admit... 515 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,702 ...I feel kind of silly. 516 00:35:02,869 --> 00:35:04,604 You know what I mean? 517 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,749 Will you take us or won't you? 518 00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:18,218 For $250, I guess I will. 519 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:22,122 You take care of the plane. We'll leave our car here till tomorrow. 520 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:24,457 - I'll give you a check. - Check? 521 00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:27,600 Traveler's check from the Bank of America. Don't worry. 522 00:35:27,227 --> 00:35:29,629 - Oh, boy. - Hey! 523 00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:32,265 Are you a pilot? Is there a plane around? 524 00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:33,433 Right both times. 525 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,702 Where's an airplane? I don't see any. 526 00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:37,737 There's only one. We've chartered it. 527 00:35:37,904 --> 00:35:40,573 - So you and your friend... - Did you make a deal with them? 528 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,910 - Right. - Where can we charter another plane? 529 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,780 - Nearest place is North Valley. - Where's that? 530 00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:50,717 Other side of Valley Center, about 12 miles, 15 miles. 531 00:35:50,884 --> 00:35:53,787 - Excuse us. - Filibuster, filibuster. 532 00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:56,560 You can stick around and watch us take off. 533 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,625 Listen, dentist. I hate dentists. 534 00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:02,729 I hate you so much, I'm not able to tell you how much in front of your wife. 535 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:04,631 Vice versa. 536 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:08,835 - [Yelling] - Come on over here! Come on! 537 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:21,681 Good morning. 538 00:36:21,881 --> 00:36:23,850 - Good morning. - Had an accident? 539 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,820 - Anyone hurt? - No, but we've got to get to a phone. 540 00:36:26,986 --> 00:36:29,155 Can you give us a lift? 541 00:36:29,322 --> 00:36:32,258 Of course, I should be absolutely delighted. 542 00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:36,863 Upsy-daisy. I'm afraid you caught me on the hub there. 543 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,432 Madam, do be careful. I have some cactus specimens... 544 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:42,836 - Oh! - I'm most frightfully sorry. 545 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:46,806 I've been gathering some samples of desert flora. 546 00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:48,475 Where shall I put this? 547 00:36:49,809 --> 00:36:51,440 Boy. 548 00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:55,150 Good morning. 549 00:36:55,181 --> 00:36:58,184 It certainly is. We're in a hurry. We've got to get to a phone. 550 00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:00,387 Of course, with pleasure. 551 00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:03,690 Jolly nasty accident there. Jolly lucky nobody was hurt. 552 00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:07,193 Where did you get that funny accent? Are you from Harvard or something? 553 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,300 Harvard? Rather not. I'm English. 554 00:37:10,196 --> 00:37:11,898 Sounds so foreign. 555 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,868 Really? I say, we haven't introduced ourselves. 556 00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:17,504 My name is Algernon Hawthorne... Col. Hawthorne. 557 00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:20,974 - You're a colonel? - Lieutenant colonel, actually. 558 00:37:21,141 --> 00:37:22,809 My name is Finch. This is my wife. 559 00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:26,120 This is my mother-in-law, Mrs. Marcus. 560 00:37:26,179 --> 00:37:28,715 Do stuff those in the back. 561 00:37:28,882 --> 00:37:31,840 Cactus. It's rather a hobby of mine. 562 00:37:31,284 --> 00:37:34,320 Spent the last 10 days gathering some for my collection. 563 00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:36,589 Nothing spectacular, actually. 564 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:40,930 Cereus echinocactus, opuntia. That sort of thing. 565 00:37:40,293 --> 00:37:42,595 Been enjoying a spot of leave from Vandenberg. 566 00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:45,650 - From what? - Vandenberg. 567 00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:46,666 The missile place. 568 00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:50,203 I've been attached there for the last 10 months. Liaison work. 569 00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:53,600 All very hush-hush and whoosh-whoosh. 570 00:37:53,173 --> 00:37:54,374 [Laughs] 571 00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:56,420 That sort of thing, you know. 572 00:37:56,209 --> 00:37:58,211 [Chuckling] 573 00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:00,280 Please, will you look at the road? 574 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:03,883 Yes. Whoosh-whoosh. 575 00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:11,558 - Don't stop! Keep moving! - Mother! 576 00:38:11,725 --> 00:38:15,128 That big stupid lout! He ran into us. Keep moving! 577 00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:26,873 I won't fly in this old... Listen to it. 578 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,808 Look at how it's shuddering. 579 00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:32,946 Can't we go on our second honeymoon and forget all about this? 580 00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:36,416 Honey, please, darling. Believe me, everything is all right. 581 00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:38,785 Do you think I'd take a chance with you 582 00:38:38,952 --> 00:38:40,887 if there was any danger in flying this thing? 583 00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:42,989 This plane is really built. 584 00:38:43,923 --> 00:38:45,792 When was this plane built? 585 00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:48,995 1916. 586 00:38:49,195 --> 00:38:53,166 1916. These planes are tried and true. 587 00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:55,935 There's nothing experimental about these planes. 588 00:38:56,102 --> 00:38:59,720 So, come on. Let's have one big adventure. 589 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,608 Get up there and have some fun. Here we go. 590 00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:09,115 - That scratched the paint. - Help! 591 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:26,132 [Engine sputtering] 592 00:39:29,602 --> 00:39:31,271 Haven't you got another car... 593 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:33,973 What? All right. Thanks. 594 00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:37,644 Are you sure you can't rent us that truck? I'll pay. 595 00:39:37,811 --> 00:39:39,546 I told you, we can't. 596 00:39:39,713 --> 00:39:42,716 This is our first week open. How could we do without our truck? 597 00:39:42,882 --> 00:39:44,684 We're in business. 598 00:39:44,851 --> 00:39:48,221 We'll have to speak to the Englishman. If we tell him what happened... 599 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:49,956 How can you admit we're involved... 600 00:39:50,123 --> 00:39:53,993 - He'll say he's entitled to a share. - He would be if he drove us there. 601 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,163 If we don't tell him, he won't. 602 00:39:57,997 --> 00:40:00,133 You're such a genius. 603 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:02,335 Listen! Only 10 percent! 604 00:40:02,502 --> 00:40:04,871 There's no reason he should expect any more! 605 00:40:17,851 --> 00:40:20,587 Thanks for stopping. Can you give me a lift? 606 00:40:21,554 --> 00:40:24,758 What's with the kiddy bicycle? Are you some kind of a nut? 607 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:28,161 No. I had an accident. I got to get to Santa Rosita fast. 608 00:40:28,328 --> 00:40:30,730 Can't help you. I'm turning off a little way up. 609 00:40:30,897 --> 00:40:33,330 Wait, let me think. 610 00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:36,670 I got to tell somebody. Could you spare a couple of hours? 611 00:40:36,836 --> 00:40:37,937 Couple of hours? 612 00:40:38,104 --> 00:40:41,408 You've been out in the sun too long. You're starting to crack up. 613 00:40:41,574 --> 00:40:43,376 Wait a minute. Listen. 614 00:40:43,543 --> 00:40:46,120 Just hear me out. 615 00:40:46,179 --> 00:40:50,450 What I'm gonna tell you, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened. 616 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:53,119 There was an accident here a little while back... 617 00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:57,223 ...about 20 miles back. It involved $350,000. 618 00:40:57,390 --> 00:40:59,392 Now, like I say... 619 00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:03,630 ...when I tell you this, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened. 620 00:41:04,964 --> 00:41:07,670 Try me. I'm pretty gullible. 621 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:10,360 [Engine rattling] 622 00:41:31,758 --> 00:41:33,960 [Engine sputtering] 623 00:41:47,907 --> 00:41:50,844 What bothers me is this big W. 624 00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:55,415 You sure you told me all you know? You don't know what that guy meant? 625 00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:58,952 No, none of them know. It's just who gets there first. 626 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:01,321 What do you say? Is it a deal? 627 00:42:01,488 --> 00:42:04,124 Um... Deal! 628 00:42:06,593 --> 00:42:08,361 Kid, you better get that bike out of there. 629 00:42:08,561 --> 00:42:10,964 Somebody could trip over it in the dark. 630 00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:04,840 [Tire pops, air hissing] 631 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:29,909 [Horn honking] 632 00:43:32,212 --> 00:43:35,548 Fellas, I'm glad you're here. Look, I need your help. 633 00:43:35,715 --> 00:43:38,510 I had this blowout. I think a spare's in the back. 634 00:43:38,218 --> 00:43:41,621 It may be a little flat. Is there an airport anyplace around? 635 00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:44,557 If the spare's flat, don't fix it. Give me a new tire. 636 00:43:44,724 --> 00:43:46,559 You ain't got a new tire, fix the spare. 637 00:43:46,726 --> 00:43:49,963 But don't look at me, move it. You could be gassing up. 638 00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:54,200 What is it, a staring contest? Move, move, will you? Come on! 639 00:43:55,350 --> 00:43:56,770 The pension in my grade... 640 00:43:56,936 --> 00:44:02,542 ...has not been upped one red cent since 1934. 641 00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:04,744 Now... Uh... 642 00:44:04,911 --> 00:44:08,480 If the Mayor will get behind a resolution... 643 00:44:08,214 --> 00:44:10,750 What can I do? I can't put any pressure on the Mayor! 644 00:44:10,917 --> 00:44:12,719 You can, Al. 645 00:44:12,886 --> 00:44:14,220 That's the whole point. 646 00:44:14,387 --> 00:44:16,589 This case, I'll have finished by tonight. 647 00:44:16,756 --> 00:44:19,959 It's one of the biggest cases we've ever had across our books. 648 00:44:20,126 --> 00:44:22,950 Tell the Mayor about it. 649 00:44:22,262 --> 00:44:26,766 Tell him the money is right here, where I always said it was... 650 00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:28,635 ...right in this neighborhood. 651 00:44:28,802 --> 00:44:32,439 Tell him what credit will be reflected upon the department. 652 00:44:32,605 --> 00:44:37,770 Come on, Aloysius, get in there and pitch for me. 653 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:39,346 I can try. 654 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,781 He'll listen to you. 655 00:44:41,948 --> 00:44:46,453 If he gets behind this, it'll pass unanimously. 656 00:44:46,619 --> 00:44:48,288 Now, you know... 657 00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:50,490 You know, Al, I got it coming. 658 00:44:50,657 --> 00:44:53,293 I'll do everything I can. 659 00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:55,528 - You know that, don't you? - Yes. 660 00:44:55,695 --> 00:44:58,932 There's just one other little thing... 661 00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:00,967 No. Nothing. 662 00:45:01,134 --> 00:45:02,302 Vacation. 663 00:45:02,469 --> 00:45:06,306 Once I get Smiler Grogan out of the way, my desk is clear. 664 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:11,945 I'd like to take a three-week vacation. Take Ginger on a real nice holiday. 665 00:45:12,112 --> 00:45:14,781 - Is that all right with you? - Of course it's all right. 666 00:45:14,948 --> 00:45:17,617 Thanks. I can hardly wait to tell her. 667 00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:20,620 - You won't forget about the Mayor? - No. 668 00:45:20,787 --> 00:45:24,324 I'll do my best. I promise you that. 669 00:45:24,491 --> 00:45:27,127 Aloysius, I'll never forget you for this. 670 00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:30,630 You know something, Al? I got a feeling this morning... 671 00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:33,333 ...that everything's coming my way. 672 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,502 [Chuckles] 673 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,510 Sylvester! 674 00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:47,147 - [Tires screeching] - [Mrs. Marcus screaming] 675 00:45:49,816 --> 00:45:52,519 - Why did you do that? - Why are you shouting? 676 00:45:52,686 --> 00:45:55,321 - Do you have to scare everybody? - Are you crazy? 677 00:45:55,488 --> 00:45:56,690 Why didn't I think? 678 00:45:56,856 --> 00:45:58,825 We've been running around like lunatics. 679 00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:02,696 Why didn't I think about Sylvester? He's sitting there right now. 680 00:46:02,862 --> 00:46:05,765 - He lives on Silver Strand Beach. - I never thought of that. 681 00:46:05,932 --> 00:46:08,702 - Who on earth is Sylvester? - My son, Emmeline's brother. 682 00:46:08,868 --> 00:46:10,270 He's a lifeguard there. 683 00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:13,940 I'm not entirely certain that you haven't damaged this machine. 684 00:46:18,845 --> 00:46:22,349 Kid, don't mind polishing. I got a lot of cars. Don't bother. 685 00:46:22,515 --> 00:46:24,250 You did a good job. 686 00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:26,219 Have a drink on me. Keep the change. 687 00:46:26,386 --> 00:46:28,188 I took care of your buddy. Let me go now. 688 00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:29,222 You! 689 00:46:29,389 --> 00:46:32,692 No! It's that lunatic who escaped from the asylum! 690 00:46:32,859 --> 00:46:35,128 Watch him! He's a homicidal maniac! 691 00:46:35,295 --> 00:46:37,397 Get on the phone, yell "Mayday." 692 00:46:37,564 --> 00:46:39,299 Listen to me. I'm a psychiatrist. 693 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:41,968 This man is insane! I'm not your nurse. 694 00:46:42,135 --> 00:46:43,403 He has a hate complex. 695 00:46:43,570 --> 00:46:45,638 Calm down! 696 00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:48,908 Somebody will stumble over the bicycle in the dark, huh? 697 00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:52,912 When I finish with you, they'll be stumbling over you in the dark! 698 00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:54,781 Get on the phone! 699 00:46:58,885 --> 00:47:00,754 Look out! 700 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,423 - [Both shouting] - Look, I was clowning. 701 00:47:03,590 --> 00:47:06,493 Get out of here! Sir, wait a minute. 702 00:47:06,659 --> 00:47:08,795 You've got this all... Why don't you stop? 703 00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:10,930 I tell you. I'll kill you! 704 00:47:11,970 --> 00:47:12,932 [Shouting] 705 00:47:13,990 --> 00:47:15,235 You got this... Wait! 706 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:17,270 - Don't take it so... - [bell dinging] 707 00:47:17,437 --> 00:47:20,600 Will you stop staring and get out of... 708 00:47:20,774 --> 00:47:22,742 He's out of his head. 709 00:47:22,909 --> 00:47:25,812 - He's crazy! - Want us to call... Ray! 710 00:47:26,813 --> 00:47:28,481 It's a brand-new pump! 711 00:47:28,648 --> 00:47:31,785 - Get out of here! - Stop that! 712 00:47:31,951 --> 00:47:34,120 Stop that! He's crazy! 713 00:47:34,287 --> 00:47:36,156 - [Glass shatters] - Hey. 714 00:47:36,322 --> 00:47:38,458 Very good. Quick thinking. I'm proud of you. 715 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,427 Very good. Tie him up. 716 00:47:40,593 --> 00:47:43,430 I'll have some orderlies come by with a straitjacket. 717 00:47:43,596 --> 00:47:46,299 - Very good. I'm proud of you. - I never saw anything... 718 00:47:46,466 --> 00:47:48,835 - How many people has he killed? - There'll be more. 719 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,400 Tie him up for the boys in the white jackets. 720 00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:54,107 I'm proud of you, boys. You did a real good job. 721 00:47:54,274 --> 00:47:56,643 Look me up. I'm in the book. Dr. Zillman. 722 00:47:58,144 --> 00:48:01,981 - Sir, we've got to get to Santa Rosita. - I tell you, this is a club. 723 00:48:02,148 --> 00:48:04,284 We don't do charters. Nobody here can take you. 724 00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:08,321 - Whose plane is that? - That belongs to Mr. Tyler Fitzgerald. 725 00:48:08,488 --> 00:48:10,123 He isn't going anywhere today. 726 00:48:10,290 --> 00:48:13,960 - Is he here? Can we see him? - Mr. Fitzgerald's in the billiard room. 727 00:48:14,127 --> 00:48:18,164 - He's asleep. Nobody can talk to him. - Can we ask him a question? 728 00:48:18,331 --> 00:48:20,166 - No, you can't. - [Phone rings] 729 00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:22,502 Hello? Wait a minute! 730 00:48:26,539 --> 00:48:29,909 Come on, Benjy. That must be Mr. Fitzgerald over there! 731 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,747 - You can't disturb Mr. Fitzgerald! - We just want to talk to him. 732 00:48:33,913 --> 00:48:35,849 - Let him rest, please. - Hello. 733 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,830 - Sh! - Don't shush me! 734 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,185 We're trying to talk to him. 735 00:48:39,352 --> 00:48:41,254 Wake up, won't you please? 736 00:48:41,421 --> 00:48:44,391 - [Snoring] - I think he's got a cold. 737 00:48:44,557 --> 00:48:47,527 Mr. Fitzgerald, listen. Please, sir. 738 00:48:48,194 --> 00:48:51,231 We hate to disturb your sleep, but it's an emergency. 739 00:48:51,398 --> 00:48:53,366 You've no right to crash in here. 740 00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:55,735 [Coughing, grunting] 741 00:48:55,902 --> 00:48:57,170 That's a head cold. 742 00:48:57,337 --> 00:48:59,839 Mr. Fitzgerald, you know where Rosita Beach is? 743 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,710 - Only you can get us there. - It's a matter of life and death. 744 00:49:03,877 --> 00:49:05,612 Right, a matter of life and death. 745 00:49:05,779 --> 00:49:08,548 - It's our grandmother. She's dying. - Who's dying? 746 00:49:08,715 --> 00:49:11,885 Our grandmother is dying and she's sent for us. 747 00:49:12,552 --> 00:49:16,389 She's in Rosita Beach. She's dying and we're up here. 748 00:49:16,556 --> 00:49:19,592 She'd like us with her when she goes. 749 00:49:19,759 --> 00:49:21,728 Otherwise, she won't go. 750 00:49:21,895 --> 00:49:25,231 - She'll go. - Sir, they forced their way in here. 751 00:49:25,398 --> 00:49:28,201 No, we didn't. Let me introduce myself. 752 00:49:28,368 --> 00:49:30,236 I'm Dingy Bell. This is Benjy Benjamin. 753 00:49:30,403 --> 00:49:33,730 - How do you do? - Don't start with that! 754 00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,576 Sir, we'd like you to help us out by taking us down... 755 00:49:38,411 --> 00:49:41,247 - What's the matter? - Wait just a minute. 756 00:49:42,782 --> 00:49:45,785 I can't see! Something's happened to my eyes. 757 00:49:45,952 --> 00:49:47,454 [Stammering] I can't see! 758 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:49,222 You can't see? He can't see. 759 00:49:49,389 --> 00:49:53,259 - Must be an eye cold. - George, I can't see. 760 00:49:53,426 --> 00:49:56,763 - [George] One minute, Mr. Fitzgerald. - I can't see! George! 761 00:49:56,930 --> 00:49:58,980 George! 762 00:49:58,932 --> 00:50:00,800 [Screaming] 763 00:50:00,967 --> 00:50:01,968 Mr. Fitzgerald! 764 00:50:03,937 --> 00:50:06,406 We want to make sure he doesn't get loose. 765 00:50:08,441 --> 00:50:10,910 I'll kill that dirty rotten bum... 766 00:50:11,770 --> 00:50:13,913 ...if I get my hands on him. What's the matter? 767 00:50:14,614 --> 00:50:15,949 How come I'm tied up like this? 768 00:50:16,116 --> 00:50:18,451 Just sit there. Everything will be all right. 769 00:50:18,618 --> 00:50:21,121 Yeah. Friends are coming to take care of you. 770 00:50:21,287 --> 00:50:23,423 What friends? What are you talking about? 771 00:50:23,590 --> 00:50:25,458 Get this stuff off me. Turn me loose. 772 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:27,460 Take it easy. You've been sick. 773 00:50:27,627 --> 00:50:31,331 Who's been sick? And where's that bum with the glasses? 774 00:50:31,931 --> 00:50:34,868 [Stammering] Now just sit still, because the doctor is going... 775 00:50:35,350 --> 00:50:38,872 What doctor? I don't know no doctor. What are you guys, crazy or something? 776 00:50:39,390 --> 00:50:41,708 I'm warning you. Get this stuff off me, you understand? 777 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:44,878 - Get this stuff off me! - Watch him, Ray, watch him! 778 00:50:45,450 --> 00:50:48,882 I'm warning you! I'm going to have to hit you again. 779 00:50:49,490 --> 00:50:51,170 Ow! 780 00:50:51,184 --> 00:50:53,486 My arm! You broke my arm! 781 00:50:53,653 --> 00:50:56,322 [Grunting] 782 00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:12,672 You keep this up and I'm going to get sore. 783 00:51:18,345 --> 00:51:22,515 Okay. That's the way you want it, that's the way you're going to get it. 784 00:51:22,682 --> 00:51:24,751 [Both shouting] 785 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:30,560 - I'll kill you! - Whoo! 786 00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:36,863 - Help! He's ruining our place! - Come on, Ray! 787 00:51:47,540 --> 00:51:50,443 - You better get out of here, mister! - Leave us alone! 788 00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:52,445 [Screaming] 789 00:51:56,216 --> 00:51:59,520 - Uh-huh. There you are. - What are we going to do? 790 00:52:01,287 --> 00:52:04,391 Dr. Zillman! Dr. Zillman! 791 00:52:10,397 --> 00:52:11,698 [Screaming] 792 00:52:15,869 --> 00:52:20,774 Help! Put me down! Put me down immediately! 793 00:52:23,430 --> 00:52:24,377 [Screams] 794 00:52:24,544 --> 00:52:28,415 - That's the way you want it? - Help! Help! 795 00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:35,922 [Shouting] 796 00:52:36,890 --> 00:52:38,580 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 797 00:52:38,224 --> 00:52:40,593 [Clattering, crashing] 798 00:52:42,762 --> 00:52:46,599 You're getting out of line. I'm not kidding. I've had all I can take. 799 00:52:46,766 --> 00:52:49,436 Irwin, we'll have to kill him. 800 00:52:49,602 --> 00:52:50,937 - Ready? - Ready. 801 00:52:51,104 --> 00:52:52,272 - Set? - Set. 802 00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:53,406 [Both] Charge! 803 00:52:53,573 --> 00:52:55,642 [Trumpet fanfare] 804 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:03,160 He's going nuts! He's really nuts! 805 00:53:03,950 --> 00:53:07,870 - Go away! - You'd better get out of here! 806 00:53:07,954 --> 00:53:09,956 I mean it, I don't want to... 807 00:53:13,693 --> 00:53:15,595 What'll we do? 808 00:53:16,329 --> 00:53:18,998 Go away! 809 00:53:23,837 --> 00:53:28,274 [Screaming] 810 00:54:07,213 --> 00:54:09,549 [Phone rattling] 811 00:54:11,170 --> 00:54:12,252 [Phone ringing] 812 00:54:12,419 --> 00:54:15,210 Got a baby who can give me 31 flavors 813 00:54:15,188 --> 00:54:16,690 And we like tutti-frutti best 814 00:54:16,856 --> 00:54:21,394 I call him ice cream Joe He is the most delicious boy I know 815 00:54:21,561 --> 00:54:24,698 Go, baby, go! [laughs] 816 00:54:24,864 --> 00:54:26,933 He gives me 31 flavors 817 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:28,568 - And we like tutti-frutti best - Yeah, yeah! 818 00:54:28,735 --> 00:54:32,539 - I just love him so - Yeah, yeah! 819 00:54:32,706 --> 00:54:36,242 [Chuckles] Ah, yeah! 820 00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:38,878 - [Chortling] - Thirty-one flavors 821 00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:41,448 - And we like tutti-frutti best - Oh! 822 00:54:41,614 --> 00:54:43,416 [Phone ringing] 823 00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:46,186 Bananas, I'm gonna eat 824 00:54:46,353 --> 00:54:50,523 - [music continues] - [Laughs] Don't stop! Go! 825 00:54:51,424 --> 00:54:53,860 Whoo! 826 00:54:54,270 --> 00:54:55,795 [Phone rattling] 827 00:54:57,597 --> 00:54:58,531 He's got to be home. 828 00:54:58,698 --> 00:55:01,868 He never gets up this early. Why doesn't he answer? 829 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,742 I hope you won't mind my asking, but what sort of chap... 830 00:55:08,908 --> 00:55:10,577 ...is this brother-in-law of yours? 831 00:55:10,744 --> 00:55:12,412 He's a nut. Why? 832 00:55:12,579 --> 00:55:15,615 I hope he's nothing like my brother-in-law. Peculiar chap. 833 00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:17,751 Secretary of a golf club out near Pangbourne. 834 00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:19,119 So what about him? 835 00:55:19,285 --> 00:55:22,756 I was thinking that if Reggie, my brother-in-law... 836 00:55:22,922 --> 00:55:26,259 If Reggie got hold of information like this information... 837 00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,795 ...it's likely that would be the last time... 838 00:55:28,962 --> 00:55:32,599 ...anyone would ever see or hear of dear old Reggie. [chuckles] 839 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:38,271 I doubt very much whether old Reggie will be waiting for us in Santa Rosita. 840 00:55:39,506 --> 00:55:40,907 Cheers. 841 00:55:45,245 --> 00:55:46,279 [Man shouting] 842 00:55:46,446 --> 00:55:48,448 Tyler! Tyler's probably still in the shower. 843 00:55:48,615 --> 00:55:52,352 Tyler! There he is! Tyler! 844 00:55:52,519 --> 00:55:54,788 - Tyler! - You promised! 845 00:55:54,954 --> 00:55:57,791 Hey! I'll wake him up. Tyler! 846 00:55:57,957 --> 00:56:00,593 - Tyler! - Huh? Huh?! 847 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:04,698 - Wake up! Come on now! - [Mumbling] 848 00:56:05,365 --> 00:56:07,133 - Get out of here! - Wait! 849 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:08,768 Ah! 850 00:56:08,935 --> 00:56:10,303 Mr. Fitzgerald! 851 00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:12,806 [Rattling] 852 00:56:15,642 --> 00:56:18,812 You think I'll sit still while some un-American foreigner... 853 00:56:18,978 --> 00:56:21,781 ...makes accusations about my own flesh and blood? 854 00:56:21,948 --> 00:56:24,500 We'll see about that. Stop this car! 855 00:56:24,217 --> 00:56:25,318 [Tires screech] 856 00:56:25,485 --> 00:56:27,887 - Really, madam. - Mother, this is awful! 857 00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:30,490 - So we'll see! - Mother, what are you doing? 858 00:56:30,657 --> 00:56:33,493 You don't trust your brother-in-law? Let me tell you something. 859 00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:36,329 If my boy is out, then everybody is out. So we'll see. 860 00:56:36,496 --> 00:56:39,499 We don't even own the car and you have no right to do what you do. 861 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:44,637 Rights? You talk to me about rights? 862 00:56:44,804 --> 00:56:45,839 Mother... 863 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,708 You address me on the subject of rights? 864 00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:54,180 Trouble? Having any trouble? 865 00:56:54,347 --> 00:56:57,650 Yes! And we don't need any help from you. 866 00:57:03,690 --> 00:57:05,258 Well! 867 00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:06,893 - Mother, please. - Ah! 868 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,661 With all due respect, this is too much. 869 00:57:08,828 --> 00:57:11,231 Give Mr. Hawthorne the keys or we'll never get there. 870 00:57:11,398 --> 00:57:12,332 Too bad. 871 00:57:12,499 --> 00:57:16,436 Madam, I must say I find your attitude somewhat less than helpful. 872 00:57:16,603 --> 00:57:20,340 And what's all this got to do with you, if you don't mind telling me? 873 00:57:20,507 --> 00:57:24,440 If we have quite decided to withdraw from this affair... 874 00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:28,882 ...you might be expected to hand me back my keys so that I could press on. 875 00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:33,253 You keep out of this! Are we calling Sylvester or not? 876 00:57:34,954 --> 00:57:35,955 No! 877 00:57:36,890 --> 00:57:40,226 We are not. And I'll tell you why. Because your son, Sylvester... 878 00:57:40,393 --> 00:57:44,564 ...is an irresponsible, unreliable, big loudmouth, no-good bum... 879 00:57:44,731 --> 00:57:46,900 ...who, if he isn't a crook, it's only because... 880 00:57:47,670 --> 00:57:50,360 ...he hasn't got the brains or ambition even to become a crook. 881 00:57:50,203 --> 00:57:51,204 Good show! 882 00:57:51,371 --> 00:57:54,908 If you want to come, you can. If you don't want to, you don't have to. 883 00:57:55,750 --> 00:57:58,878 But you've got to give us those keys or you'll force us to take them from you! 884 00:57:59,450 --> 00:58:00,380 Here, here. 885 00:58:07,530 --> 00:58:10,223 Give us those keys. Give us those keys. 886 00:58:10,390 --> 00:58:12,392 I don't care where you have them. I'll get them. 887 00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:14,928 - How dare you. - Give us those keys. 888 00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:18,298 - You take one more step towards me... - I'll take another step. 889 00:58:18,465 --> 00:58:21,768 I'm warning you. You're gonna be sorry! 890 00:58:21,935 --> 00:58:24,771 - Give me the keys. - You're gonna get it, but good! 891 00:58:24,938 --> 00:58:26,840 - Ah! - Oof! 892 00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:30,110 - Emmeline! - Emmeline, stay in the car! 893 00:58:31,111 --> 00:58:32,645 Grab her! 894 00:58:32,812 --> 00:58:34,581 [All shouting] 895 00:58:35,415 --> 00:58:37,984 Russell, don't! Mother! 896 00:58:38,618 --> 00:58:41,121 - Put me down! - Must be stuck. 897 00:58:41,287 --> 00:58:44,524 Russell, you wouldn't. You couldn't! You shouldn't! 898 00:58:44,691 --> 00:58:47,293 Let me go! Let me get out of here! 899 00:58:47,460 --> 00:58:50,697 I got 'em! Here they are. 900 00:58:50,864 --> 00:58:55,368 We really didn't want to do it. But that was the only way. Upsy-daisy. 901 00:58:56,636 --> 00:58:59,139 Don't hit him. Ow! 902 00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:04,644 Madam, please! Please! 903 00:59:04,811 --> 00:59:06,513 You forced us. You forced us. 904 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,948 I'm willing to say I'm sorry, but you forced us. 905 00:59:09,115 --> 00:59:12,952 - Do us a favor and get back in the car. - Get away from me! Don't you touch me! 906 00:59:13,119 --> 00:59:15,989 - We had to do it. You saw it, honey. - Russell, let me go. 907 00:59:16,156 --> 00:59:18,558 Just wait. You can't manhandle a decent woman. 908 00:59:18,725 --> 00:59:21,227 You're going to jail! You'll be arrested for assault. 909 00:59:21,394 --> 00:59:25,165 I'm going to sue for everything you've got. Take your hands off my daughter! 910 00:59:25,331 --> 00:59:27,734 I say, if we are going, we really must get cracking. 911 00:59:27,901 --> 00:59:29,690 Russell, how could you? 912 00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:30,970 - You know we had to... - Mr. Finch! 913 00:59:31,137 --> 00:59:35,175 Please don't go. We'll be right with you. See, she made us do it. 914 00:59:35,342 --> 00:59:37,477 Let's forget the whole thing and be reasonable. 915 00:59:37,644 --> 00:59:40,547 - Please get back in the car. - Not me! 916 00:59:40,714 --> 00:59:43,650 We are wasting so much time. Give me the keys. 917 00:59:44,484 --> 00:59:46,920 [Engine sputtering] 918 00:59:53,326 --> 00:59:56,196 [Car horn honking] 919 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:02,435 The cars are going faster than we are. 920 01:00:02,602 --> 01:00:04,671 Can't you make this thing go a little faster? 921 01:00:04,838 --> 01:00:08,875 Wide open, I can. But wide open eats up a lot of gas. 922 01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:11,711 Then open up wide. I'll pay for the gas. 923 01:00:11,878 --> 01:00:15,448 - It'll cost you about $50. - Okay, I'll pay when we land. 924 01:00:15,615 --> 01:00:17,751 - Now! - I got to pay now? 925 01:00:17,917 --> 01:00:20,954 - Now! - All right, I'll pay you now. 926 01:00:21,121 --> 01:00:22,455 - Melville... - What? 927 01:00:22,622 --> 01:00:24,591 A bug! Get him off! [screams] 928 01:00:24,758 --> 01:00:28,395 Get him off! There he is! Get him! 929 01:00:28,561 --> 01:00:31,598 - You're breaking up the airplane! - Is it down there? 930 01:00:31,765 --> 01:00:33,233 [Shouting] 931 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,368 - Now you're breaking the floor! - [Metal tearing] 932 01:00:35,535 --> 01:00:37,237 - [Melville] Help! - [Monica] Melville! 933 01:00:37,404 --> 01:00:40,640 None of these 10 people have any record at all. 934 01:00:40,807 --> 01:00:43,576 And we're ready to book 'em for withholding information... 935 01:00:43,743 --> 01:00:46,579 ...causing accidents, failing to report accidents... 936 01:00:46,746 --> 01:00:50,483 ...reckless driving, theft, at least three cases of assault and battery... 937 01:00:50,650 --> 01:00:52,552 - Capt. Culpeper? - Yeah. 938 01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,621 - That my home? - Yes, sir. 939 01:00:54,788 --> 01:00:57,724 Uh, Sheriff, excuse me. Another call. 940 01:00:57,891 --> 01:01:01,161 Take the Sheriff. I'll take it in here. 941 01:01:01,327 --> 01:01:03,897 Freddy, transfer Mrs. Culpeper to Culpeper's office. 942 01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:10,470 - Hello, Ginger? - [Girl] Daddy, it's Billie Sue. 943 01:01:10,637 --> 01:01:13,606 Oh. Let me speak with your mother, sweetheart. 944 01:01:16,476 --> 01:01:17,977 [Woman] Well? 945 01:01:18,778 --> 01:01:20,347 Ah, dear. 946 01:01:20,513 --> 01:01:24,840 Tell me something, Ginger. How does it feel being married... 947 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:27,987 ...to the most brilliant personality in the law enforcement industry? 948 01:01:28,154 --> 01:01:30,523 [Ginger] Are you referring to yourself? 949 01:01:30,690 --> 01:01:34,861 Ginger, I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock. 950 01:01:35,695 --> 01:01:37,130 When I tell you what has happened... 951 01:01:37,297 --> 01:01:40,133 [Ginger] So tell me. I've got this biscuit dough... 952 01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:43,703 The Smiler Grogan case is solved. 953 01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:45,472 [Ginger] The what? 954 01:01:45,638 --> 01:01:49,876 What the hell is the Smiler Grogan case? 955 01:01:52,512 --> 01:01:54,848 The tuna factory robbery. 956 01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:58,651 The case I've been talking about for the last 15 years. 957 01:01:59,619 --> 01:02:03,289 All I want you to do is make all the preparations... 958 01:02:03,456 --> 01:02:06,393 ...for a little flight to Hawaii, Sunday morning. 959 01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:09,329 - [Ginger] So what's the gag? - It is no gag. 960 01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:12,832 [Ginger] Are you serious about flying to Hawaii? 961 01:02:12,999 --> 01:02:14,334 [Chuckles] 962 01:02:14,501 --> 01:02:17,137 Flight 7, Sunday morning. 963 01:02:17,303 --> 01:02:19,839 - [Ginger] Are we taking Billie Sue? - No! 964 01:02:20,707 --> 01:02:23,760 Just the two of us for about three weeks. 965 01:02:23,243 --> 01:02:25,478 Now, we're going to celebrate, Ginger. 966 01:02:26,179 --> 01:02:29,149 My feeling is that after 27 years... 967 01:02:30,483 --> 01:02:32,152 ...we've earned it. 968 01:02:43,897 --> 01:02:45,865 [Tires screeching] 969 01:02:48,768 --> 01:02:49,769 What's the matter? 970 01:02:49,936 --> 01:02:52,105 - I need help. Can you give me a lift? - What? 971 01:02:52,272 --> 01:02:55,175 My wife is sick. The doc sent me out for some medicine. 972 01:02:55,342 --> 01:02:56,242 All right. Come on. 973 01:02:56,409 --> 01:02:58,378 - I just ran out of gas. - Get in! 974 01:03:13,727 --> 01:03:14,861 - You? - You? 975 01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,563 Wait a minute. We're in trouble. 976 01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:19,650 Everybody's in trouble. Get out of the way. 977 01:03:19,232 --> 01:03:21,568 You think we wanted to leave you back there? 978 01:03:21,735 --> 01:03:23,690 It was my son-in-law and that Englishman. 979 01:03:23,236 --> 01:03:25,572 What Englishman? Get out of the way. 980 01:03:25,739 --> 01:03:29,442 You leave us here, and you know what you're going to get? 981 01:03:29,609 --> 01:03:31,711 Nothing! We'll get it all. 982 01:03:31,878 --> 01:03:32,812 How will you do that? 983 01:03:32,979 --> 01:03:35,882 I'll call my son. He lives about 10 miles from Rosita Beach. 984 01:03:36,490 --> 01:03:40,253 He'll drive there and get the money and we're going to have it. That's how! 985 01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:43,723 I was going to offer you a share for taking us to a phone. 986 01:03:43,890 --> 01:03:47,494 But because you're not interested, we'll wait for another car. 987 01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:49,295 We're making a terrible mistake. 988 01:03:49,462 --> 01:03:51,331 We should go back and get my mother-in-law. 989 01:03:51,498 --> 01:03:52,799 - Go back? - Yes. 990 01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:54,134 You couldn't be serious. 991 01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:58,171 All she has to do is get to a telephone, my brother-in-law will get there first. 992 01:03:58,338 --> 01:04:02,442 They'll get all and we won't get a dime. You can believe that. 993 01:04:05,578 --> 01:04:07,280 [Stammers] But look here. 994 01:04:07,447 --> 01:04:10,650 Even if she does get all the money, this won't make any difference... 995 01:04:10,817 --> 01:04:13,820 ...to our agreement. She wouldn't break her word. 996 01:04:13,987 --> 01:04:18,692 I mean to say, I'd still be entitled to 10 percent as agreed. Surely. 997 01:04:19,492 --> 01:04:22,429 Surely. Come on, let's go. 998 01:04:42,816 --> 01:04:44,984 [Phone dings] 999 01:04:45,151 --> 01:04:48,555 - [Woman] Operator. - Santa Rosita 7-1-9-6-5. 1000 01:04:48,722 --> 01:04:52,659 ...and then that dirty, rotten, slimy bum that double-crossed me. 1001 01:04:52,826 --> 01:04:55,895 When I get a hold of that smart aleck, what I'm going to do... 1002 01:04:56,620 --> 01:04:58,832 If you're there, I hope you turn away... 1003 01:04:58,998 --> 01:05:01,668 ...that's all, that you just look the other way. 1004 01:05:01,835 --> 01:05:04,204 [Footsteps approaching] 1005 01:05:05,171 --> 01:05:06,172 Did you get him? 1006 01:05:06,339 --> 01:05:08,675 Maybe he went out for the papers or something. 1007 01:05:08,842 --> 01:05:10,810 We can keep on trying. 1008 01:05:10,977 --> 01:05:15,315 Just supposing we never do get him? We might be the last ones there. 1009 01:05:29,195 --> 01:05:32,198 Just a minute. Down there? 1010 01:05:32,365 --> 01:05:33,933 You're kidding. It's too steep. 1011 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:36,770 I drive my jeep down here every day. Let's go! 1012 01:05:36,936 --> 01:05:38,238 Yeah, let's go. Let's... 1013 01:05:39,739 --> 01:05:41,541 [rattling] 1014 01:05:56,289 --> 01:05:59,626 You can turn around here. I sure appreciate this, mister. Thanks. 1015 01:05:59,793 --> 01:06:02,620 Yeah, swell, yeah. 1016 01:06:02,228 --> 01:06:05,298 [Engine revving] 1017 01:06:05,465 --> 01:06:06,800 Hi, Eddie. 1018 01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:34,427 [Engine revving] 1019 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,756 I got to get out of here. 1020 01:07:02,922 --> 01:07:06,292 Will you ask your father to show me? There must be some other way out! 1021 01:07:06,459 --> 01:07:08,361 Come on! Hurry up! 1022 01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:17,704 I could show you a way out. There's another way to the road. 1023 01:07:17,871 --> 01:07:22,800 You know another way to the road? Good. Come on in. Don't stand there. 1024 01:07:22,175 --> 01:07:25,345 If you show me the way out, I'll give you $1. 1025 01:07:25,512 --> 01:07:27,647 - Hm... $3. - $3? Why, you... 1026 01:07:27,814 --> 01:07:29,716 Yeah, all right. I'll give you $3. 1027 01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:34,454 But don't stand there, hop in the car. Hurry kid, I got to get out of here! 1028 01:07:34,621 --> 01:07:37,957 [Engine rattling] 1029 01:07:48,301 --> 01:07:50,336 - They're not here. - Probably got a lift. 1030 01:07:50,503 --> 01:07:53,239 We only passed six or seven cars and they weren't in them. 1031 01:07:53,406 --> 01:07:55,308 Somebody must have taken them the other way. 1032 01:07:55,475 --> 01:07:57,977 I think we better go back to that place we phoned from. 1033 01:07:58,144 --> 01:08:00,180 What? That's miles in the wrong direction. 1034 01:08:00,347 --> 01:08:02,349 Besides, we can't be certain they'll be there. 1035 01:08:02,515 --> 01:08:05,585 I don't know, I must find my wife. And I don't know what to do. 1036 01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:07,187 Wherever they are... 1037 01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:10,690 ...surely the most sensible thing is for the two of us to press on. 1038 01:08:10,857 --> 01:08:13,993 For all we know, your brother-in-law may be out or away somewhere. 1039 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,931 Even if he were the first there, he still has to find the money. 1040 01:08:18,980 --> 01:08:20,934 I earnestly recommend we forget your good ladies... 1041 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:23,200 ...and press on with all possible dispatch. 1042 01:08:23,169 --> 01:08:25,872 All right. We'll press on with all possible dispatch. 1043 01:08:26,390 --> 01:08:28,708 And I don't really think that personal rancor... 1044 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:32,278 ...is going to help the situation, if I may say so. 1045 01:08:43,890 --> 01:08:45,458 - [Tire explodes] - [Monica shrieks] 1046 01:08:48,528 --> 01:08:51,931 Okay, come on, honey. Let's go. We're here. 1047 01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:56,569 We got here first. Let's go. Come on. I got you. 1048 01:08:56,736 --> 01:08:57,904 Atta boy, baby. 1049 01:08:58,710 --> 01:09:00,730 We made it. We're here first. 1050 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,375 Take care of my car until we get back, right? 1051 01:09:02,542 --> 01:09:06,646 Come on, let's go. Will you go? Come on! 1052 01:09:13,860 --> 01:09:14,487 [Man] Over there? 1053 01:09:15,155 --> 01:09:16,423 There? 1054 01:09:17,223 --> 01:09:18,758 Down there? 1055 01:09:27,233 --> 01:09:30,170 [Brakes squealing] 1056 01:09:51,524 --> 01:09:53,159 That'll be $2.90. 1057 01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:57,297 $2.90? Here's $3.00. Keep the change, but wait for us, okay? 1058 01:09:57,464 --> 01:09:58,798 Oh, sure. 1059 01:09:59,332 --> 01:10:01,801 Wise guy. Come on, let's go. 1060 01:10:02,602 --> 01:10:05,438 - No, we're closed. It's 12:00. - It's 12:00. They're closed. 1061 01:10:05,605 --> 01:10:09,843 Wait a minute! All we want is a pick and a shovel! 1062 01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:11,478 Mr. Dinkler's inside. 1063 01:10:11,644 --> 01:10:14,547 Dinkler. That's it. We'll get Dinkler. Come on. 1064 01:10:16,383 --> 01:10:17,484 Ah! 1065 01:10:17,650 --> 01:10:19,119 Downstairs. Come on. 1066 01:10:19,285 --> 01:10:21,955 They must be here someplace. Down here, yeah. 1067 01:10:24,157 --> 01:10:26,260 Look for a pick and a shovel, all right? 1068 01:10:26,192 --> 01:10:29,290 Pick and a shovel, must be someplace around. 1069 01:10:29,195 --> 01:10:30,830 That's all I need. 1070 01:10:30,997 --> 01:10:34,534 That's all I need, boy. That's all I need, a pick and a shovel. 1071 01:10:34,701 --> 01:10:35,802 I found it! 1072 01:10:42,742 --> 01:10:44,477 Got it! [chuckles] 1073 01:10:44,644 --> 01:10:46,479 - But there... - I got it! I found it! 1074 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:54,254 I've no wish to quarrel with you, but speaking as a representative... 1075 01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:57,824 ...of Her Majesty's Armed Forces, I take the most particular exception... 1076 01:10:57,991 --> 01:11:00,694 You want me to tell you something? As far as I'm concerned... 1077 01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:03,290 ...the whole British race is practically finished. 1078 01:11:03,196 --> 01:11:06,660 If we hadn't kept your whole country afloat... 1079 01:11:06,232 --> 01:11:09,202 ...by giving you billions you never even said thank you for... 1080 01:11:09,369 --> 01:11:13,273 ...the whole phony outfit would be sunk under the Atlantic years ago. 1081 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:14,874 - [Tires screech] - Hey. 1082 01:11:15,410 --> 01:11:17,877 - What are you stopping for? - Get out of this machine. 1083 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,612 Get out? You're crazy! 1084 01:11:19,779 --> 01:11:22,215 It's my machine. I'll do as I bloody well please. Out! 1085 01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:25,685 I'm awfully sorry. I've been very edgy today. 1086 01:11:25,852 --> 01:11:29,550 If I said anything about England, I apologize. 1087 01:11:29,222 --> 01:11:31,910 I'm glad to hear you say so. 1088 01:11:31,257 --> 01:11:33,126 I must say, if I had the misfortune 1089 01:11:33,293 --> 01:11:35,395 to be a citizen of this benighted country... 1090 01:11:35,562 --> 01:11:39,566 ...I should be most hesitant in offering any criticism of any other. 1091 01:11:39,733 --> 01:11:41,601 Wait a minute. Are you knocking this country? 1092 01:11:41,768 --> 01:11:43,903 Are you saying something against America? 1093 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:44,971 Against it? 1094 01:11:45,138 --> 01:11:48,475 I'd be astounded to hear anything said for it. 1095 01:11:48,641 --> 01:11:51,444 The whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy... 1096 01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:53,790 ...in the history of civilization. 1097 01:11:53,246 --> 01:11:57,830 Look at yourself, the way your wife and her strumpet of a mother... 1098 01:11:57,250 --> 01:11:58,651 ...push you through the hoop. 1099 01:11:58,818 --> 01:12:01,755 As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated. 1100 01:12:01,921 --> 01:12:02,989 They're like slaves. 1101 01:12:03,156 --> 01:12:05,392 They die like flies from coronary thrombosis... 1102 01:12:05,558 --> 01:12:08,495 ...while their women sit under hair dryers eating chocolates... 1103 01:12:08,661 --> 01:12:12,899 ...and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day. 1104 01:12:13,660 --> 01:12:16,903 And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms. 1105 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,720 In all my time in this wretched country... 1106 01:12:19,239 --> 01:12:23,610 ...the one thing that has appalled me most is this preoccupation with bosoms. 1107 01:12:23,777 --> 01:12:26,980 They've become the dominant theme in American culture: 1108 01:12:27,147 --> 01:12:30,283 In literature, in advertising, in entertainment, in everything. 1109 01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:32,185 I'll wager you anything you like... 1110 01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:34,788 ...if American women stopped wearing brassieres... 1111 01:12:34,954 --> 01:12:38,525 ...your whole national economy would collapse overnight. 1112 01:12:39,926 --> 01:12:41,861 [Man on radio] F-7 to Central. The Crumps are locked... 1113 01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,964 ...in the hardware store basement. Shall I let them out? Over. 1114 01:12:45,131 --> 01:12:47,701 How could they get locked in a basement? 1115 01:12:47,867 --> 01:12:50,870 - We better let them out. - That ain't fair. 1116 01:12:51,370 --> 01:12:54,674 - It ain't fair? What ain't fair? - They got themselves in there. 1117 01:12:54,841 --> 01:12:56,643 They ought to be able to get themselves out. 1118 01:12:56,810 --> 01:13:01,348 Uh, after all, if you help them, you're not being fair to the others. 1119 01:13:01,514 --> 01:13:04,317 But the moment anybody gets to where they're going... 1120 01:13:04,484 --> 01:13:05,485 ...we'll pick them up. 1121 01:13:05,652 --> 01:13:07,821 What difference does it make who gets there first? 1122 01:13:07,987 --> 01:13:09,289 It's a race, ain't it? 1123 01:13:09,456 --> 01:13:11,240 Why do you want to help that dentist? 1124 01:13:11,191 --> 01:13:15,395 Me? I've been pulling for that guy Pike with the furniture van. 1125 01:13:15,562 --> 01:13:17,497 The rules should be the same for everybody. 1126 01:13:17,664 --> 01:13:19,499 Otherwise, it just ain't fair. 1127 01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,237 [Clears throat] 1128 01:13:27,841 --> 01:13:29,576 Central to F-7. 1129 01:13:30,477 --> 01:13:33,847 No. We'll leave them where they are. See what happens. 1130 01:13:34,140 --> 01:13:37,517 Watch all the exits, but render no assistance. Over. 1131 01:13:41,354 --> 01:13:42,756 Are you happy? 1132 01:13:48,610 --> 01:13:50,997 [Grunting] 1133 01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:07,280 I need a drink. 1134 01:14:07,447 --> 01:14:10,784 There's some ice and stuff back there. Make us all some Old Fashioneds. 1135 01:14:10,950 --> 01:14:13,119 You think you ought to drink while you're flying? 1136 01:14:13,286 --> 01:14:15,288 Stop kidding and make us some drinks. 1137 01:14:15,455 --> 01:14:18,558 Just press the button back there marked "booze." 1138 01:14:19,693 --> 01:14:22,362 It's the only way to fly. [chuckles] 1139 01:14:22,529 --> 01:14:23,763 [Chuckles nervously] 1140 01:14:36,910 --> 01:14:40,460 Estimated speed 175. 1141 01:14:40,213 --> 01:14:42,248 We'll never be able to keep up with him. 1142 01:14:42,415 --> 01:14:45,652 Better have some of the other units intercept. Over. 1143 01:14:47,253 --> 01:14:49,389 Hello, Ginger? What's the matter now? 1144 01:14:49,556 --> 01:14:52,792 [Ginger] It's Billie Sue. Her new boyfriend Oscar... 1145 01:14:52,959 --> 01:14:56,296 ...was supposed to come down from Pomona just to meet us. 1146 01:14:56,463 --> 01:14:59,132 So now she told him we were going away. 1147 01:14:59,299 --> 01:15:00,734 What? What's the matter? 1148 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:04,471 [Ginger] You keep forgetting. If a girl is 6 feet 5 inches tall... 1149 01:15:04,637 --> 01:15:06,773 ...she's bound to have special problems. 1150 01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:08,808 - But, Ginger... - [Ginger] They had some argument... 1151 01:15:08,975 --> 01:15:09,909 Get out! 1152 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,846 [Ginger]... screaming at each other. Now the whole engagement's off... 1153 01:15:13,130 --> 01:15:14,814 ...and she says she's leaving. 1154 01:15:14,981 --> 01:15:17,417 Leaving what? Leaving home? 1155 01:15:17,584 --> 01:15:19,586 Let me talk to her. Get her to the phone. 1156 01:15:19,753 --> 01:15:22,322 [Ginger] I'll try. Just a minute. Talk to your father. 1157 01:15:22,489 --> 01:15:25,258 [Billie Sue] I won't. I don't want to talk to him ever. 1158 01:15:25,425 --> 01:15:29,295 [Ginger] Don't be ridiculous. Whatever else he is, he is your father. 1159 01:15:29,462 --> 01:15:32,365 [Organ music plays] 1160 01:15:36,136 --> 01:15:39,973 [Engine revving] 1161 01:15:49,549 --> 01:15:52,318 [Crashing] 1162 01:15:52,652 --> 01:15:56,560 - [Slow jazz plays] - Ah! 1163 01:15:57,190 --> 01:15:58,491 Ah! 1164 01:16:06,199 --> 01:16:09,350 [Phone rings] 1165 01:16:17,310 --> 01:16:19,479 [Ringing continues] 1166 01:16:21,514 --> 01:16:25,185 Ooh! Yeah! Ah! 1167 01:16:28,154 --> 01:16:30,757 [Groans] Oh! 1168 01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:33,360 [Exhales] 1169 01:16:33,526 --> 01:16:35,562 You hear bells, baby? 1170 01:16:35,729 --> 01:16:37,897 [Ringing continues] 1171 01:16:40,233 --> 01:16:41,167 Yes? 1172 01:16:41,334 --> 01:16:44,337 - [Mrs. Marcus] Who is that? - Who's that? 1173 01:16:44,504 --> 01:16:46,106 I want my son! Hey! 1174 01:16:48,608 --> 01:16:52,379 Who is that? I want to speak to Sylvester Marcus. 1175 01:16:52,545 --> 01:16:55,448 - Sylvester? - Yeah, baby? 1176 01:16:55,615 --> 01:16:58,585 - It's your mom. - [Chuckles] 1177 01:16:58,752 --> 01:17:03,223 Ah! [laughs] Good old Mom. Hello! 1178 01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:05,859 - Sylvester? - [Sylvester] Is that you, Mom? 1179 01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:08,628 Of course it's me. I've been trying you all morning. 1180 01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:11,398 I've been a little busy. 1181 01:17:11,564 --> 01:17:14,234 I've been working and I didn't hear the phone. 1182 01:17:14,401 --> 01:17:16,369 Hold on a minute, will you, Mom? 1183 01:17:16,536 --> 01:17:20,140 Baby, how about a beer or something? Man, I feel like... 1184 01:17:20,306 --> 01:17:22,542 Will you listen? Something's happened. 1185 01:17:22,709 --> 01:17:25,979 [Mrs. Marcus] There was an accident this morning. A man got killed! 1186 01:17:26,146 --> 01:17:27,247 Who got killed? 1187 01:17:27,414 --> 01:17:29,820 - [Mrs. Marcus] Now, listen! - You all right? 1188 01:17:29,249 --> 01:17:30,717 - [Mrs. Marcus] Pay attention! - Sis all right? 1189 01:17:30,884 --> 01:17:32,485 - [Mrs. Marcus] Will you listen? - What's wrong? 1190 01:17:32,652 --> 01:17:34,870 [Mrs. Marcus] Can you hear me? 1191 01:17:34,254 --> 01:17:35,989 There's a whole fortune in cash. 1192 01:17:36,156 --> 01:17:39,492 You can get it before anybody else, but you've got to hurry! 1193 01:17:39,659 --> 01:17:42,762 What's the matter? What's going on there? Are you all right? 1194 01:17:42,929 --> 01:17:45,598 Of course I'm all right. Sylvester! 1195 01:17:45,765 --> 01:17:47,000 Are Russell and Emmeline with you? 1196 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:51,171 Forget about Russell. Will you shut up and let me talk? 1197 01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:53,740 What's going on? Where's Russell? 1198 01:17:53,907 --> 01:17:55,909 Don't even mention Russell! 1199 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:59,412 - When I tell you what Russell did... - Just tell him about the dough. 1200 01:17:59,579 --> 01:18:00,914 Keep out of this! Shut up! 1201 01:18:01,810 --> 01:18:03,616 - [Mrs. Marcus] Don't talk. Just listen. - What did Russell do? 1202 01:18:03,783 --> 01:18:07,420 He assaulted me, if you wanna know! He grabbed me beside the road. 1203 01:18:07,587 --> 01:18:09,956 He and this Englishman I don't even know! 1204 01:18:10,123 --> 01:18:12,459 Who's with you and where are you? 1205 01:18:12,625 --> 01:18:16,596 I'm with this truck driver in Peterson's Garage in Plaster City. 1206 01:18:16,763 --> 01:18:19,990 Will you shut up a minute so I can tell you what happened? 1207 01:18:19,265 --> 01:18:23,770 Listen to me close! Stay there, 'cause I'm coming to get you right now. 1208 01:18:23,937 --> 01:18:24,871 Shut up and listen! 1209 01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:28,775 Everything's going to be all right. Your baby's coming to get you. 1210 01:18:28,942 --> 01:18:31,144 - Sit there. Relax. Take it easy. - [Mrs. Marcus] Sylvester! 1211 01:18:31,311 --> 01:18:34,214 I'm coming. Everything's going to be all right. 1212 01:18:38,284 --> 01:18:39,486 Well? 1213 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:44,524 So he's coming here, and I'm not to worry about a thing. 1214 01:18:44,691 --> 01:18:47,727 Because everything is going to be all right. 1215 01:18:48,495 --> 01:18:52,632 [Shouting] Exactly like your father: A big, stupid, muscle-headed moron! 1216 01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,568 The burglar alarm. 1217 01:18:55,735 --> 01:18:59,572 We just throw it on, people hear it, they come, and we're out. 1218 01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:02,142 Don't be frightened if it makes a big bell noise. 1219 01:19:02,308 --> 01:19:04,511 Okay? All right? Here we go. 1220 01:19:08,915 --> 01:19:12,852 - I don't hear anything. - Neither do I. There's no bell. 1221 01:19:17,157 --> 01:19:19,559 Look at it. It just stands there. 1222 01:19:20,694 --> 01:19:22,280 Wait a minute. 1223 01:19:24,197 --> 01:19:25,732 Stand back. 1224 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,213 [Grunts] 1225 01:19:40,380 --> 01:19:42,916 Burglar alarm! 1226 01:19:43,830 --> 01:19:45,218 The stupidest burglar in the world could come in... 1227 01:19:45,385 --> 01:19:48,121 ...and walk away with everything, and we can't even get out. 1228 01:19:48,288 --> 01:19:51,570 Sheesh! [grunting] 1229 01:19:51,224 --> 01:19:53,590 Come here! 1230 01:19:57,864 --> 01:20:00,700 [Shouting] 1231 01:20:00,867 --> 01:20:03,737 [Monica] Melville? Melville! 1232 01:20:03,903 --> 01:20:07,741 Even if you do get the bell to ring and somebody comes... 1233 01:20:07,907 --> 01:20:09,809 ...what about the damage? 1234 01:20:11,611 --> 01:20:14,247 They're the ones who locked us in! 1235 01:20:15,815 --> 01:20:18,418 This thing has got to work. 1236 01:20:18,585 --> 01:20:21,421 - [Fizzling] - [Screaming] 1237 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:25,910 No! 1238 01:20:26,590 --> 01:20:29,929 Please, help me! I'm frying! Ah! Please! Help me! 1239 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,832 - [Screaming] - [Crashing] 1240 01:20:37,771 --> 01:20:40,340 [Engine droning] 1241 01:20:43,143 --> 01:20:45,612 Uh... Don't make them so sweet this time. 1242 01:20:45,779 --> 01:20:48,815 You've had two already. Can't you wait till we're on the ground? 1243 01:20:48,982 --> 01:20:51,584 What are you talking about? I'll make the next batch. 1244 01:20:51,751 --> 01:20:53,119 You take the controls. 1245 01:20:53,286 --> 01:20:56,856 - I don't know how to fly an airplane. - There's really nothing to it. 1246 01:20:57,230 --> 01:21:01,327 - But Benjy can't fly! - Nonsense. Anybody can fly a plane. 1247 01:21:01,494 --> 01:21:04,798 I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel. 1248 01:21:04,964 --> 01:21:07,667 That's it. Now you have it. Now the feet on the rudder. 1249 01:21:07,834 --> 01:21:09,769 There you are, feet on the rudder. 1250 01:21:09,936 --> 01:21:13,139 Who says this boy can't fly a plane? There you go. 1251 01:21:13,306 --> 01:21:15,775 I'm making an Old Fashioned the old-fashioned way... 1252 01:21:15,942 --> 01:21:17,977 ...the way dear old Dad used to. 1253 01:21:18,144 --> 01:21:19,679 What if something happens? 1254 01:21:19,846 --> 01:21:22,949 What can happen to an Old Fashioned, all right? 1255 01:21:25,118 --> 01:21:28,355 I know you don't know what to do, so don't do nothing. 1256 01:21:28,521 --> 01:21:32,659 - I won't do nothing. - That boy's a natural-born flyer. 1257 01:21:32,826 --> 01:21:35,328 [Engine droning] 1258 01:21:43,303 --> 01:21:46,673 Wait a minute. Benjy! Benjy! Ease back on her! 1259 01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:48,641 - I'm easing. - Ease back a little! 1260 01:21:48,808 --> 01:21:52,212 - I'm trying my best. - All kidding aside... 1261 01:21:52,379 --> 01:21:55,148 I'm not kidding any longer. It's making me... 1262 01:21:55,315 --> 01:21:58,752 ...nervous! Hey! We've got an accident back here! 1263 01:21:58,918 --> 01:22:00,520 - What happened? - I don't know! 1264 01:22:03,656 --> 01:22:06,760 [Horn honking] 1265 01:22:06,926 --> 01:22:08,161 Oh! 1266 01:22:08,328 --> 01:22:10,897 It's good that truck pulled over. I can't stand this anymore. 1267 01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,990 In the name of reason, pull yourself together. 1268 01:22:13,266 --> 01:22:14,768 You were 10 feet over the line. 1269 01:22:14,934 --> 01:22:18,271 [Engine rattling] 1270 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:22,175 [Tires screeching] 1271 01:22:37,957 --> 01:22:40,393 [Grunting] 1272 01:22:44,931 --> 01:22:46,900 [Coughing] 1273 01:22:53,239 --> 01:22:54,607 - Uh! - [Glass shatters] 1274 01:22:54,774 --> 01:22:58,111 Oh! So it's fisticuffs you want, is it? Right. Stick them up! 1275 01:22:58,278 --> 01:23:00,413 - No! No! - Come here, you coward! 1276 01:23:00,580 --> 01:23:02,449 No! Don't hit me! 1277 01:23:02,615 --> 01:23:04,484 - Stop, you! - Don't hit me! 1278 01:23:08,755 --> 01:23:11,958 - Blood. - It certainly is. 1279 01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:13,626 [Screams] 1280 01:23:13,793 --> 01:23:15,895 Come back here, you blimey... 1281 01:23:17,263 --> 01:23:19,990 [grunts] 1282 01:23:20,433 --> 01:23:23,136 You want to play dirty, huh? Okay! 1283 01:23:23,303 --> 01:23:25,505 [Grunting] 1284 01:23:26,973 --> 01:23:28,108 Foul! Foul! 1285 01:23:28,274 --> 01:23:29,242 You're not much good... 1286 01:23:29,409 --> 01:23:31,678 ...without that horrible mother-in-law of yours, are you? 1287 01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:34,280 [Laughing] Ow! 1288 01:23:35,682 --> 01:23:37,450 Come on. Fight! 1289 01:23:37,617 --> 01:23:39,853 You thought you had me, didn't you? 1290 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,588 I'll kill you. I swear! 1291 01:23:41,755 --> 01:23:46,292 [Panting] No, stop, please! No, please. 1292 01:23:46,459 --> 01:23:48,495 [Yelling] 1293 01:23:48,661 --> 01:23:51,131 [Crashing] 1294 01:23:51,297 --> 01:23:54,200 [Engine droning] 1295 01:23:59,539 --> 01:24:02,175 - Hello. Hello there. - Don't shut the motor off! 1296 01:24:02,342 --> 01:24:05,679 I'm not shutting anything off! Hello, anybody! Can anybody hear me? 1297 01:24:05,845 --> 01:24:09,616 - I can hear you! - I don't care if you hear me! 1298 01:24:09,783 --> 01:24:10,650 Look, I wanna be... 1299 01:24:10,817 --> 01:24:13,887 - I don't know whether we're on the air. - Mayday. Call mayday! 1300 01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:18,158 Mayday! Mayday, we're up here! Can you hear us? Help! 1301 01:24:18,324 --> 01:24:22,662 - Benjy, say something. - Help! Ah! 1302 01:24:23,229 --> 01:24:25,298 Hello? Billie Sue? 1303 01:24:25,465 --> 01:24:28,168 - Billie Sue, where are you? - [Billie Sue] I'm at the bus station. 1304 01:24:28,334 --> 01:24:30,837 I only called because Mommy said I absolutely... 1305 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,741 Now, sweetie, what are you doing in the bus station? 1306 01:24:34,908 --> 01:24:36,910 [Billie Sue] I'm waiting for the bus. 1307 01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:40,800 - Your wife's on the other phone. - [Billie Sue sobbing] 1308 01:24:40,246 --> 01:24:44,170 Ginger? I've got Billie Sue on the other line. 1309 01:24:44,184 --> 01:24:46,686 Billie Sue, wait one minute, will you? 1310 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:48,855 - Ginger? - [Ginger] I'm here. 1311 01:24:49,220 --> 01:24:51,558 Can you hear Billie Sue? She's crying. 1312 01:24:51,725 --> 01:24:52,692 [Ginger] Billie Sue! 1313 01:24:52,859 --> 01:24:54,728 She's in the bus station and she's crying, 1314 01:24:54,894 --> 01:24:56,563 but she's waiting for you to tell her. 1315 01:24:56,730 --> 01:24:59,265 - [Ginger] Billie Sue! - Are you listening? 1316 01:24:59,432 --> 01:25:00,533 [Ginger] Billie? 1317 01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:03,770 - Are you listening to your mother? - [Ginger] Your mother is speaking. 1318 01:25:03,937 --> 01:25:06,873 - Listen to your mother, sweetie. - [Ginger] Billie Sue! 1319 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:09,342 Billie Sue! Listen to your mother! 1320 01:25:14,347 --> 01:25:17,350 Everything that's happened to my daughter and me today... 1321 01:25:17,517 --> 01:25:20,453 ...only happened for one reason: Because you were too stupid... 1322 01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:23,423 ...to look where you were going, and wrecked our car! 1323 01:25:23,590 --> 01:25:27,894 - Oh, yeah? - [Brakes squealing] 1324 01:25:35,435 --> 01:25:38,405 You either get out of that truck or I'm going to throw you out. 1325 01:25:38,571 --> 01:25:40,106 Don't get upset. 1326 01:25:40,273 --> 01:25:43,710 You're not going to do anything. Drive on, you big, stupid idiot. 1327 01:25:43,877 --> 01:25:49,416 [Sobbing] Mommy, don't worry. Your baby's coming to save you! 1328 01:25:53,253 --> 01:25:56,723 Oh! Mr. Pike! Mr. Pike, please! 1329 01:25:56,890 --> 01:26:00,593 - Let me go! Get away from me! - That isn't nice a bit! 1330 01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:05,231 - Mother! - [All shouting] 1331 01:26:05,398 --> 01:26:07,667 [Mrs. Marcus shouting] Help me! 1332 01:26:11,438 --> 01:26:15,408 [All shouting] 1333 01:26:15,575 --> 01:26:19,120 That's what I'm here for. That's why you had me, to save you. 1334 01:26:19,179 --> 01:26:20,613 [Mrs. Marcus screaming] 1335 01:26:20,780 --> 01:26:23,183 Help me! Ah! 1336 01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:26,119 Emmeline! Ah! 1337 01:26:26,286 --> 01:26:29,622 Yeah, yeah. [laughs] 1338 01:26:30,790 --> 01:26:32,258 It's practically burned through. 1339 01:26:32,425 --> 01:26:35,428 Just a couple blows with the sledgehammer and we're out. 1340 01:26:41,501 --> 01:26:42,836 Ah! 1341 01:26:46,139 --> 01:26:47,207 Eh... 1342 01:26:59,452 --> 01:27:02,122 Hey! Wait a minute! 1343 01:27:02,989 --> 01:27:04,524 I can't cross here! 1344 01:27:04,691 --> 01:27:08,528 You said the main road. This is Niagara Falls. 1345 01:27:08,695 --> 01:27:11,231 All right, look. You're a little boy. 1346 01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:14,701 If you want to be a big boy, which way to the main road? 1347 01:27:22,242 --> 01:27:24,978 Don't! 1348 01:27:25,145 --> 01:27:27,681 It's no! The answer is no. 1349 01:27:27,847 --> 01:27:31,518 He won't back any increase in pensions. He won't even talk about it. 1350 01:27:31,685 --> 01:27:35,188 There won't be any increase in pensions. Do you know why? 1351 01:27:35,355 --> 01:27:37,900 Because they got a solid majority... 1352 01:27:37,257 --> 01:27:39,426 ...of Republicans and Democrats who've agreed... 1353 01:27:39,592 --> 01:27:41,728 ...that if anything is said about pensions, 1354 01:27:41,895 --> 01:27:43,863 they'll actually reduce your pension! 1355 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:46,733 Why? Because they know that you personally... 1356 01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:50,603 ...were more responsible than anybody else for closing down the houses. 1357 01:27:50,770 --> 01:27:53,206 Could I do anything? Would he listen to me? 1358 01:27:53,373 --> 01:27:56,776 Ha! All right. So you're an honest cop... 1359 01:27:56,943 --> 01:27:59,446 ...and you've spent a lifetime being an honest cop... 1360 01:27:59,612 --> 01:28:02,415 ...and you've got that, and that's all you've got! 1361 01:28:02,582 --> 01:28:04,751 It's no good saying I'm sorry. 1362 01:28:04,918 --> 01:28:08,540 I'm too angry and sick at my stomach to be sorry. 1363 01:28:08,221 --> 01:28:09,956 [Billie Sue] You're not listening to what I'm saying. 1364 01:28:10,123 --> 01:28:12,559 That's the trouble with this family. 1365 01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:16,930 - Melville, I smell something burning. - Ah... 1366 01:28:19,933 --> 01:28:22,235 - Oh! - Whoa! 1367 01:28:22,402 --> 01:28:25,138 We're on fire! Come over here. 1368 01:28:25,305 --> 01:28:28,241 Come on. This way. Go down. Now. Go. 1369 01:28:28,408 --> 01:28:29,909 Hurry up! 1370 01:28:31,770 --> 01:28:32,450 Put it out! 1371 01:28:32,212 --> 01:28:34,581 I don't know how! Get something! 1372 01:28:34,748 --> 01:28:36,916 - The extinguishers. - Get one! 1373 01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:40,153 - What'll I do? - Use it! 1374 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:41,888 Not on me! On the fire! 1375 01:28:42,550 --> 01:28:43,423 It's too deep! 1376 01:28:43,590 --> 01:28:44,924 This is a car, not a canoe! 1377 01:28:45,910 --> 01:28:47,930 Come on! It's easy! 1378 01:28:47,260 --> 01:28:50,463 If I don't get out of here... Why? Why? 1379 01:28:53,733 --> 01:28:56,603 All right! Here I come! 1380 01:29:00,607 --> 01:29:01,975 It's too deep! 1381 01:29:02,142 --> 01:29:04,411 It's too deep, you little rat fink! 1382 01:29:04,577 --> 01:29:06,780 Why didn't you tell me it was... What do I... 1383 01:29:06,946 --> 01:29:09,849 Don't stand there! Get somebody! Don't... 1384 01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:11,918 This is no place for a convertible! 1385 01:29:12,850 --> 01:29:14,788 [Grunting] 1386 01:29:14,954 --> 01:29:16,289 I'll get you. 1387 01:29:16,456 --> 01:29:19,793 [Engine droning] 1388 01:29:19,959 --> 01:29:22,328 [Screaming] 1389 01:29:24,364 --> 01:29:26,800 I'm bleeding, Emmeline! Look! I'm bleeding! 1390 01:29:26,966 --> 01:29:29,969 [Sobbing] Mama! What did they do to my Mama? 1391 01:29:30,136 --> 01:29:32,472 [Panting] 1392 01:29:32,639 --> 01:29:34,641 Ow! Ooh! 1393 01:29:47,721 --> 01:29:48,855 Benjy! 1394 01:29:54,728 --> 01:29:56,229 [Ginger] It's your father's fault. 1395 01:29:56,396 --> 01:29:58,998 - The whole thing is your father's fault. - [Billie Sue] Mommy. 1396 01:29:59,165 --> 01:30:01,000 [Ginger] It's your father's fault. 1397 01:30:01,167 --> 01:30:04,300 What's the matter, Chief? Something wrong? 1398 01:30:04,170 --> 01:30:07,173 - [Ginger] You know as well as I do... - [Billie Sue] Listen and stop yelling! 1399 01:30:07,340 --> 01:30:08,808 [Ginger] Stop it, Billie. 1400 01:30:08,975 --> 01:30:11,110 - Billie, you're not listening. - [Billie Sue sobbing] 1401 01:30:11,177 --> 01:30:14,314 [Overlapping chatter] 1402 01:30:15,482 --> 01:30:18,651 Well, step into the lobby 1403 01:30:18,818 --> 01:30:22,255 For whatever is your hobby 1404 01:30:22,422 --> 01:30:25,859 To drink or smoke or repeat some joke 1405 01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:31,264 It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world 1406 01:30:40,206 --> 01:30:43,710 [Monica whimpering] 1407 01:30:47,914 --> 01:30:50,550 Now stop it. Stop it, Monica! 1408 01:30:50,717 --> 01:30:53,386 It's only two pieces of small dynamite. 1409 01:30:53,553 --> 01:30:56,890 [Stammering] And they're 70 feet away in the other room. 1410 01:30:56,256 --> 01:31:00,160 This is a strong counter. We can't possibly get hurt from there. 1411 01:31:18,678 --> 01:31:21,348 Please, go and stop it. Stamp on it or something. 1412 01:31:21,514 --> 01:31:24,684 - You know I hate explosions. - It's perfectly all right. 1413 01:31:24,851 --> 01:31:28,722 I just want to blow a small hole in the wall, then we'll be out of here. 1414 01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:42,569 Something's happened to the fuse. 1415 01:31:42,736 --> 01:31:45,205 - What could possibly... - Hold it. Sh! 1416 01:31:45,372 --> 01:31:46,573 Listen. 1417 01:31:47,440 --> 01:31:50,810 The fuse has gone out. I can't hear it anymore. 1418 01:31:50,977 --> 01:31:54,714 - Stay down. Don't get up. - I just want to take a look, okay? 1419 01:31:58,585 --> 01:32:01,121 Huh! Now I see. 1420 01:32:02,622 --> 01:32:04,624 It's the fire extinguisher stuff. 1421 01:32:04,791 --> 01:32:07,460 The fire extinguisher stuff got on the fuse and put it out. 1422 01:32:07,627 --> 01:32:09,896 Melville, don't go in there. You'll be killed. 1423 01:32:10,630 --> 01:32:13,433 - You'll be blown to bits. - Monica, for heaven's sake. 1424 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,136 I just want to take a look! 1425 01:32:18,638 --> 01:32:22,800 Why do you always imagine I can't do things for myself? 1426 01:32:22,175 --> 01:32:24,344 Don't you think I got any sense at all? 1427 01:32:25,178 --> 01:32:27,313 Why can't you have a little confidence in me? 1428 01:32:27,480 --> 01:32:30,830 [Screaming] 1429 01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:43,663 Sh! Sh! Sh! 1430 01:32:48,868 --> 01:32:52,500 [Bullets ricocheting] 1431 01:32:57,444 --> 01:32:59,512 [Engine droning] 1432 01:33:05,652 --> 01:33:08,355 - I'll never be bad again! - Whoever said you could fly? 1433 01:33:08,521 --> 01:33:10,623 What do ya want from me? How long I been flying? 1434 01:33:10,790 --> 01:33:13,590 - Keep it going! - Can't you talk to that radio? 1435 01:33:13,226 --> 01:33:15,795 Hello, anybody on the ground! On the ground, anybody! 1436 01:33:15,962 --> 01:33:17,497 Can you hear us? 1437 01:33:17,664 --> 01:33:20,400 [Sirens wailing] 1438 01:33:29,876 --> 01:33:32,545 - Stand back! - Everybody, stand back. 1439 01:33:32,712 --> 01:33:35,348 Stand back, folks. Folks, stand back. 1440 01:33:42,222 --> 01:33:44,557 This is Rancho Conejo Tower. Do you hear me? 1441 01:33:44,724 --> 01:33:47,994 - We don't know who they are. - This is Rancho Conejo Tower. 1442 01:33:48,161 --> 01:33:51,731 Aircraft calling Rancho Conejo Tower, this is Rancho Conejo Tower. 1443 01:33:51,898 --> 01:33:53,733 I got 'em! 1444 01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:56,569 I got 'em! Hello, down there on the ground. 1445 01:33:56,736 --> 01:33:59,500 This is us in the air. We're in trouble! 1446 01:33:59,172 --> 01:34:02,342 An awful jam. Listen. Hello? 1447 01:34:02,509 --> 01:34:04,100 I think I lost them. 1448 01:34:04,177 --> 01:34:06,579 [Man on radio] Wait a minute. You're not using the set the right way. 1449 01:34:06,746 --> 01:34:10,583 You press your switch in to transmit. When it's released, you're on receive. 1450 01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:13,553 Can you understand me? This is Rancho Conejo Tower. 1451 01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:17,724 - Where are you and who are you? Over. - I know how to work it, Benjy! 1452 01:34:17,891 --> 01:34:20,627 I know how to work it. Hello, down on the ground. 1453 01:34:20,794 --> 01:34:22,462 This is us in the air. 1454 01:34:22,629 --> 01:34:24,597 We're in this fella's plane. 1455 01:34:24,764 --> 01:34:26,433 He knocked himself out... 1456 01:34:26,599 --> 01:34:30,270 ...because he drank a whole case of bourbon and hit his head. 1457 01:34:30,437 --> 01:34:31,938 What do we do? 1458 01:34:32,105 --> 01:34:34,607 The switch, let go of the switch! 1459 01:34:34,774 --> 01:34:36,943 [Man on radio] If you can, give us your position. 1460 01:34:37,110 --> 01:34:39,612 Who's flying the plane? Over. 1461 01:34:39,779 --> 01:34:42,649 Whaddya mean, "Who's flying the plane?" 1462 01:34:42,816 --> 01:34:45,850 Nobody's flying the plane! 1463 01:34:45,618 --> 01:34:47,287 Sir? Tower here. Emergency. 1464 01:34:47,454 --> 01:34:50,623 Tell him it's a full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down. 1465 01:34:50,790 --> 01:34:53,293 Full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down. 1466 01:34:53,460 --> 01:34:55,895 It's a Twin Beech. I saw one here this morning. 1467 01:34:56,620 --> 01:34:58,798 Who's got a Twin Beech? It's that Col. Wilberforce. 1468 01:34:58,965 --> 01:35:02,168 He was at maintenance. If he's still there, get him over here. 1469 01:35:02,335 --> 01:35:05,400 Now listen. Don't talk, just listen. 1470 01:35:05,171 --> 01:35:07,974 We're getting things under control, so you can take it easy. 1471 01:35:08,141 --> 01:35:09,776 We know what kind of a plane you're in. 1472 01:35:09,943 --> 01:35:12,312 We're making necessary preparations to talk you down. 1473 01:35:12,479 --> 01:35:13,780 Rancho Conejo over. 1474 01:35:13,947 --> 01:35:17,150 [Dingy] Rancho Conejo tower, listen, we can't land this thing! 1475 01:35:17,317 --> 01:35:19,452 We're in real trouble. Over! 1476 01:35:19,619 --> 01:35:22,989 You'll be perfectly all right as long as you follow instructions. 1477 01:35:23,156 --> 01:35:26,493 The man at the controls should also be the man on the radio. 1478 01:35:27,794 --> 01:35:30,830 - Here. Put 'em on. - No. I don't want to! 1479 01:35:30,997 --> 01:35:32,198 Put 'em on! 1480 01:35:32,365 --> 01:35:35,100 He said the fella flying should be on this thing. 1481 01:35:35,168 --> 01:35:38,304 Am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly, work the radio? 1482 01:35:38,471 --> 01:35:40,707 What are you? The hostess? 1483 01:35:41,541 --> 01:35:44,277 No, he's got to take charge. What's the matter with him? 1484 01:35:44,444 --> 01:35:46,379 He's just sitting there, rigid-like. 1485 01:35:46,546 --> 01:35:49,949 If he catches you at that keyhole, you'll be rigid-like. 1486 01:35:50,116 --> 01:35:53,186 - He didn't want to be disturbed. - He keeps looking at the wall. 1487 01:35:53,353 --> 01:35:56,220 He'll have to be disturbed if any of this develops further. 1488 01:35:56,189 --> 01:36:00,493 I bet you any amount of money that we could get on the ball and get... 1489 01:36:02,696 --> 01:36:05,310 Everything's under control, Chief. 1490 01:36:05,198 --> 01:36:09,202 - You okay, Chief? - Yes. Why? 1491 01:36:09,369 --> 01:36:11,738 - How's it going? - Something's bound to happen soon. 1492 01:36:11,905 --> 01:36:13,173 Take a look at this. 1493 01:36:13,340 --> 01:36:15,709 Those two in the basement started a fire... 1494 01:36:15,875 --> 01:36:18,545 ...then set off fireworks. They still didn't get out. 1495 01:36:18,712 --> 01:36:21,314 Those two guys in the airplane had an accident... 1496 01:36:21,481 --> 01:36:22,882 ...knocked the pilot unconscious. 1497 01:36:23,490 --> 01:36:25,385 The control tower is trying to talk them down. 1498 01:36:25,552 --> 01:36:27,554 [Both yelling] 1499 01:36:27,721 --> 01:36:29,550 [Man] The others... 1500 01:36:29,222 --> 01:36:31,825 Aerial report that the man, Otto Meyer, had an accident. 1501 01:36:31,991 --> 01:36:34,494 He tried to cross a river and he lost his car. 1502 01:36:34,661 --> 01:36:37,397 Now he's on foot, walking back to the main road. 1503 01:36:38,565 --> 01:36:40,900 This fella Pike, he's here... 1504 01:36:41,670 --> 01:36:45,380 ...coming in on 94 with Mrs. Marcus and her daughter, Mrs. Finch. 1505 01:36:46,339 --> 01:36:50,243 Mr. Finch and this Algernon, whatever his name is. The limey. 1506 01:36:50,410 --> 01:36:52,245 They're about five or six miles behind... 1507 01:36:52,412 --> 01:36:55,215 ...in an Avis Chevrolet they rented in Canyon City. 1508 01:36:55,382 --> 01:36:58,840 And this Sylvester Marcus, the one the old lady called... 1509 01:36:58,251 --> 01:37:00,587 ...he's about here going in the other direction. 1510 01:37:02,389 --> 01:37:05,859 They all ought to be meeting up in about five minutes. 1511 01:37:20,440 --> 01:37:23,576 You know what I believe I'd like? 1512 01:37:25,578 --> 01:37:30,750 A chocolate fudge sundae with whipped cream and a cherry on top. 1513 01:37:33,787 --> 01:37:36,322 [Engine droning] 1514 01:37:45,965 --> 01:37:50,470 Dingy, don't let this worry you. We're gonna get killed. 1515 01:37:50,637 --> 01:37:52,772 [Man on radio] Men, this is Col. Wilberforce speaking. 1516 01:37:52,939 --> 01:37:56,643 These gentlemen here have asked me to take charge of this situation... 1517 01:37:56,810 --> 01:38:01,114 ...so I immediately said that I'd be glad to take charge of it. 1518 01:38:01,281 --> 01:38:03,149 Before I say anything else... 1519 01:38:03,316 --> 01:38:05,452 I don't think he's going to help us, Dingy. 1520 01:38:05,618 --> 01:38:07,620 Yes he is, Benjy. He'll help us. 1521 01:38:07,787 --> 01:38:10,990 Now, just have confidence in him. He's a colonel. Listen to him. 1522 01:38:11,458 --> 01:38:12,859 Steady, men. 1523 01:38:13,260 --> 01:38:16,196 I'm told that neither of you has had flying experience. 1524 01:38:16,363 --> 01:38:18,164 Before I say anything else... 1525 01:38:18,331 --> 01:38:21,701 ...I want to congratulate you on having done so well... 1526 01:38:21,868 --> 01:38:23,670 ...uh, so far. 1527 01:38:23,837 --> 01:38:27,874 Now, first of all, men, I'll explain what we intend to do. 1528 01:38:28,410 --> 01:38:31,678 You can't land the airplane until you've made your approach. 1529 01:38:31,845 --> 01:38:36,816 And you can't make your approach until you've made a long slow turnaround... 1530 01:38:36,983 --> 01:38:38,618 ...down to the south. 1531 01:38:38,785 --> 01:38:41,388 And we've got to be clear on a few things 1532 01:38:41,554 --> 01:38:44,357 before you can start that long slow turn. 1533 01:38:44,524 --> 01:38:49,229 Now, the stick that you're holding, that is, I assume that... 1534 01:38:49,396 --> 01:38:51,197 Men, are you holding that stick? 1535 01:38:51,364 --> 01:38:53,299 Is somebody holding that stick? Over! 1536 01:38:53,466 --> 01:38:56,836 [Benjy] What stick? The wheel. I'm holding it. 1537 01:38:57,300 --> 01:38:59,720 - [Dingy] We're both holding it. - Good. 1538 01:38:59,239 --> 01:39:02,542 For a second there, I was afraid... Never mind that. 1539 01:39:02,709 --> 01:39:06,460 Now I'll explain the controls. It's important that you understand that. 1540 01:39:06,212 --> 01:39:08,915 Because if you don't, I'm afraid what might... 1541 01:39:09,820 --> 01:39:10,917 [engine droning] 1542 01:39:29,903 --> 01:39:32,372 - You want a lift? - Yes, thank you very much. 1543 01:39:32,539 --> 01:39:34,574 It's nice of you to stop. 1544 01:39:34,741 --> 01:39:37,744 - I'm going as far as Santa Rosita Park. - That's out of my way. 1545 01:39:37,911 --> 01:39:39,279 - We're blocking traffic. - We are? 1546 01:39:39,446 --> 01:39:40,580 Let's move it. Move it. 1547 01:39:55,595 --> 01:39:57,197 There we go. All right. 1548 01:39:58,310 --> 01:40:00,433 You hide behind the counter. I'll light up a fuse. 1549 01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:04,804 Melville, will you just do one thing for me before you use the dynamite? 1550 01:40:04,971 --> 01:40:07,707 Try hitting the door just once more. 1551 01:40:07,874 --> 01:40:11,945 Honey, I broke my back on that door. That's a hard door. I mean... 1552 01:40:15,448 --> 01:40:17,217 Okay. 1553 01:40:17,384 --> 01:40:19,452 Where's the sledgehammer? 1554 01:40:26,326 --> 01:40:30,830 This staircase isn't safe anymore. The fire burned it all out. 1555 01:40:30,997 --> 01:40:32,232 Please? 1556 01:40:34,601 --> 01:40:35,935 All right. 1557 01:40:47,130 --> 01:40:48,915 You're going to... 1558 01:40:53,987 --> 01:40:56,322 [Monica screaming] 1559 01:40:58,491 --> 01:41:00,930 Melville, for God... 1560 01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:01,494 Melville! 1561 01:41:04,531 --> 01:41:05,932 Monica... 1562 01:41:06,990 --> 01:41:09,350 ...now let's forget about the door, huh? 1563 01:41:13,273 --> 01:41:14,207 Look out! 1564 01:41:14,374 --> 01:41:16,376 - What? - They've spotted us. 1565 01:41:16,543 --> 01:41:18,611 - Who have? - Don't stop. Keep going. 1566 01:41:18,778 --> 01:41:20,814 - What is this? - Helicopter. They've seen us. 1567 01:41:20,980 --> 01:41:22,349 What helicopter? 1568 01:41:24,617 --> 01:41:28,210 - That's a police helicopter. - They always use them. 1569 01:41:28,188 --> 01:41:30,957 - Who? - Who do you think? Look... 1570 01:41:31,124 --> 01:41:33,860 I don't want to talk about this, but they got me hemmed in. 1571 01:41:34,270 --> 01:41:35,862 - Who? - Will you shut up and listen? 1572 01:41:36,290 --> 01:41:39,966 I'm going to break a rule that says we must never reveal our true identity. 1573 01:41:40,133 --> 01:41:42,869 This is a matter of life or death, a desperate situation. 1574 01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:45,472 - What is? - Will you shut up and listen? 1575 01:41:45,638 --> 01:41:48,475 Look, I haven't got much time, so if you love your country... 1576 01:41:48,641 --> 01:41:51,211 ...if you're a patriot, you'll listen, and listen hard. 1577 01:41:51,378 --> 01:41:53,213 You gotta get to a phone and make a call. 1578 01:41:53,380 --> 01:41:55,348 - I don't got... - You got to call Intelligence. 1579 01:41:55,515 --> 01:41:57,517 Central Intelligence Agency in Washington, D.C. 1580 01:41:57,684 --> 01:41:59,753 - What on earth... - Now, listen! 1581 01:41:59,919 --> 01:42:03,156 You tell 'em you heard from X-27. You got it? X-27. 1582 01:42:03,323 --> 01:42:06,760 X-27 told you to tell them they've made three attempts on my life today. 1583 01:42:06,926 --> 01:42:08,595 They tried to drown me. 1584 01:42:08,762 --> 01:42:10,930 Can you handle a gun? Now, look... Oh! 1585 01:42:11,970 --> 01:42:13,767 There's a cafe. Pull right in there. You'll use that phone. 1586 01:42:13,933 --> 01:42:16,202 - I don't think I... - Shut up! You're in no danger. 1587 01:42:16,369 --> 01:42:18,104 They've never seen ya. Now, pull in. 1588 01:42:25,412 --> 01:42:27,247 All right, good. Get to a phone. 1589 01:42:27,414 --> 01:42:30,750 Tell the operator "emergency priority," then ask for the CIA. 1590 01:42:30,917 --> 01:42:32,919 Jump out. Come on, come on. 1591 01:42:33,860 --> 01:42:34,954 You're in no danger. They don't know you. 1592 01:42:35,121 --> 01:42:37,924 You're all right. I'll duck the car and come back. 1593 01:42:38,910 --> 01:42:40,260 For God's sake, don't stand in the street. 1594 01:42:40,193 --> 01:42:41,761 They'll see you. They'll spot you! 1595 01:42:41,928 --> 01:42:44,264 Move it. Yah! Go! 1596 01:42:57,777 --> 01:43:01,281 And... Sylvester! It's Sylvester! Turn around, you idiot! 1597 01:43:01,448 --> 01:43:04,840 What do you want to stop him for? He's going the wrong way. 1598 01:43:04,250 --> 01:43:06,886 It's my son. Do as you're told, stupid. 1599 01:43:12,425 --> 01:43:14,427 [Tires screeching] 1600 01:43:23,570 --> 01:43:24,471 They're nuts. 1601 01:43:24,637 --> 01:43:27,974 Tell them the tow truck turned around and is following the Dodge. 1602 01:43:28,608 --> 01:43:30,810 2-1-7-1, 2-1-5-9. 1603 01:43:32,145 --> 01:43:33,813 This is stupid. 1604 01:43:33,980 --> 01:43:35,482 You call me a stupid idiot. 1605 01:43:35,648 --> 01:43:37,951 Let me tell you something. You're a stupid idiot. 1606 01:43:38,118 --> 01:43:42,220 - He'll go all the way to Plaster City. - So he goes to Plaster City. 1607 01:43:42,188 --> 01:43:44,824 I don't know about you, but I'm turning this thing around. 1608 01:43:44,991 --> 01:43:48,194 Now, you want to catch him, you get out and run. 1609 01:44:08,481 --> 01:44:10,150 Let's stop arguing. Please. 1610 01:44:10,316 --> 01:44:13,190 The reason we're together is because they only had one car. 1611 01:44:13,186 --> 01:44:16,220 Let's get there, even if we are last. 1612 01:44:16,189 --> 01:44:20,493 Whatever the outcome of the day, I shall never forget that you hit me... 1613 01:44:20,660 --> 01:44:22,796 ...when I wasn't even looking. 1614 01:44:22,962 --> 01:44:23,963 Yeah. 1615 01:44:30,203 --> 01:44:32,472 - [Horn honking] - [Tires screeching] 1616 01:44:32,639 --> 01:44:34,240 [Man] Russell! 1617 01:44:47,530 --> 01:44:51,524 - How can you be so slow? - I've had just about enough out of you. 1618 01:44:51,691 --> 01:44:53,426 If ya turned quicker we coulda caught him! 1619 01:44:53,593 --> 01:44:56,663 - Why don't you shut up? - Russell! There! 1620 01:44:56,830 --> 01:44:58,732 It's Russell and Mr. Hawthorne! 1621 01:44:58,898 --> 01:45:00,660 Stop them! Catch them! 1622 01:45:00,233 --> 01:45:01,568 We gonna start that again? 1623 01:45:01,735 --> 01:45:04,270 Faster! Step on it! Blow the horn, you big dope! 1624 01:45:04,437 --> 01:45:06,106 What do you want them for anyway? 1625 01:45:06,272 --> 01:45:08,274 Keep up with them. You're falling behind. 1626 01:45:08,441 --> 01:45:10,944 Sylvester! Mother! Sylvester! 1627 01:45:11,111 --> 01:45:13,747 Stop him! Don't let him get away! 1628 01:45:15,115 --> 01:45:17,851 [Horn honking] 1629 01:45:18,852 --> 01:45:21,721 I say, what's that chap honking his hooter for? 1630 01:45:21,888 --> 01:45:24,724 It's probably some road hog who thinks he owns... 1631 01:45:24,891 --> 01:45:26,192 - What? - What? 1632 01:45:26,359 --> 01:45:29,262 I got to ask you something about Mama! Russell, wait a minute! 1633 01:45:29,429 --> 01:45:32,265 - It's my brother-in-law. - What's he doing? 1634 01:45:32,432 --> 01:45:35,680 Be careful of him. He's not normal. 1635 01:45:36,690 --> 01:45:38,638 You're getting me... Boy, are you bugging me, man! 1636 01:45:38,805 --> 01:45:42,776 I'm going to nail... I'm getting bugged now! 1637 01:45:42,942 --> 01:45:43,910 Whoa, man. 1638 01:45:44,770 --> 01:45:45,111 [Horn honking] 1639 01:45:45,278 --> 01:45:47,614 Russell, if you don't pull over, I'll kill you! 1640 01:45:47,781 --> 01:45:49,783 I'm warning you, pull over and stop. 1641 01:45:49,949 --> 01:45:51,317 I said stop! 1642 01:45:51,484 --> 01:45:53,119 You asked for it. 1643 01:45:58,725 --> 01:46:00,794 [All shouting] 1644 01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:02,729 [Sylvester] Russell, when I get my hands on you... 1645 01:46:03,763 --> 01:46:05,465 What are you doing? 1646 01:46:05,632 --> 01:46:07,133 - I said stop! - Are you crazy? 1647 01:46:07,300 --> 01:46:09,469 - We'll get killed! - Pull over! 1648 01:46:19,846 --> 01:46:23,316 Don't you know what I mean? I said stop that car! 1649 01:46:23,483 --> 01:46:26,190 - [All shouting] - [Horn honking] 1650 01:46:28,688 --> 01:46:31,991 When I get my hands on you, Russell, I will kill you! 1651 01:46:33,860 --> 01:46:35,128 [Sylvester screams] 1652 01:46:50,844 --> 01:46:52,512 Are you crazy? 1653 01:46:52,679 --> 01:46:54,714 Ah! 1654 01:47:01,210 --> 01:47:04,240 I've never seen anything like this bunch. 1655 01:47:04,190 --> 01:47:06,860 He ran right into them, ran them right off the road. 1656 01:47:08,280 --> 01:47:11,698 - You guys, come on out of there! - Fellow's absolutely beside himself. 1657 01:47:11,865 --> 01:47:14,300 - What are you trying to do? - Let's go! 1658 01:47:14,467 --> 01:47:16,903 - What did you do to my mother? - We wouldn't do any... 1659 01:47:17,971 --> 01:47:19,390 Move! Move! 1660 01:47:19,205 --> 01:47:22,709 - What did you do to my mother? - I didn't do anything! Let me explain. 1661 01:47:22,876 --> 01:47:24,210 Look here. 1662 01:47:25,450 --> 01:47:26,546 She called me. She phoned me. 1663 01:47:26,713 --> 01:47:29,382 What she told me was so horrible, I thought she'd gone nuts! 1664 01:47:29,549 --> 01:47:31,510 - It was true, wasn't it? - It's not true. 1665 01:47:31,217 --> 01:47:34,200 Whoever told you was a liar. It's not true. 1666 01:47:34,187 --> 01:47:36,923 - It is true! - Now, look here! 1667 01:47:38,491 --> 01:47:40,593 Are you English? Just answer me! 1668 01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:44,640 Yes. As a matter of fact, I am. Don't you like the English? 1669 01:47:44,230 --> 01:47:46,433 [Screaming] 1670 01:47:47,534 --> 01:47:48,835 There was an Englishman. 1671 01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:52,380 She said that you and this Englishman... I'll kill you! 1672 01:47:53,406 --> 01:47:55,750 What did you do to my Mama? 1673 01:47:55,241 --> 01:47:58,211 - Emmeline! - Mama! 1674 01:47:58,378 --> 01:48:01,181 Why couldn't you listen? Why couldn't you shut up... 1675 01:48:01,348 --> 01:48:02,916 ...when I was trying to tell you to listen? 1676 01:48:03,830 --> 01:48:06,520 That chap's run absolutely amok! 1677 01:48:07,220 --> 01:48:08,755 Few minutes, we'll have 'em in position. 1678 01:48:08,922 --> 01:48:11,758 In a couple of minutes, we'll have you in position. 1679 01:48:11,925 --> 01:48:14,294 - You're doing a great job, Colonel. - Thank you. 1680 01:48:14,461 --> 01:48:16,930 Why not just shoot 'em down? 1681 01:48:17,530 --> 01:48:20,433 None of these people must suspect... 1682 01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:23,436 ...that they have ever been under observation. 1683 01:48:24,537 --> 01:48:26,606 Now, none of them have ever seen me. 1684 01:48:26,773 --> 01:48:28,308 None of them know me... 1685 01:48:28,475 --> 01:48:31,211 ...so I'll be moving in alone. 1686 01:48:32,445 --> 01:48:35,382 The minute I move in, I'll give you the word. 1687 01:48:35,548 --> 01:48:37,550 And when you pass the word... 1688 01:48:38,785 --> 01:48:42,255 ...I don't want to have another policeman within miles of me. 1689 01:48:42,422 --> 01:48:43,790 - Right? - Right. 1690 01:48:45,892 --> 01:48:48,161 I, uh... 1691 01:48:48,328 --> 01:48:51,798 I won't like it if I see another policeman. 1692 01:48:53,333 --> 01:48:54,434 I give you my word. 1693 01:48:54,601 --> 01:48:58,138 I wanted to stop for you. My wife and he wanted to stop for you. 1694 01:48:58,304 --> 01:49:00,607 Tell him how my mother-in-law made us drive by him. 1695 01:49:00,774 --> 01:49:03,760 Anything you have to say about your mother-in-law... 1696 01:49:03,243 --> 01:49:04,644 ...you don't have to explain to me. 1697 01:49:04,811 --> 01:49:05,912 You know what I mean? 1698 01:49:06,790 --> 01:49:09,150 If she were a star of a real crummy horror movie... 1699 01:49:09,182 --> 01:49:11,751 ...I'd believe it. - [Horn honking] 1700 01:49:12,485 --> 01:49:13,420 Yeah! 1701 01:49:13,586 --> 01:49:14,621 That's him! 1702 01:49:14,788 --> 01:49:17,991 If I catch you, I'll kill you! I tell you, I'll kill you! 1703 01:49:18,158 --> 01:49:20,326 You dirty robber! 1704 01:49:20,493 --> 01:49:22,128 Someone you know? 1705 01:49:37,677 --> 01:49:39,546 I'll drive. All set? 1706 01:49:39,713 --> 01:49:41,381 All set, Chief. 1707 01:49:41,548 --> 01:49:43,216 Culpeper, all set? 1708 01:49:43,383 --> 01:49:44,317 [Man on radio] Yes, sir. 1709 01:49:44,484 --> 01:49:47,187 Airport just reported and they're starting an approach now. 1710 01:49:47,354 --> 01:49:48,488 Right. 1711 01:49:56,363 --> 01:49:58,798 What's the matter, Chief? You forgotten something? 1712 01:50:01,368 --> 01:50:03,970 No. I don't think I've forgotten a thing. 1713 01:50:15,315 --> 01:50:19,586 Now, men, about the brakes... You've got to know about the brakes. 1714 01:50:19,753 --> 01:50:23,890 [Stammering] I'll tell you in just a minute. Just hold it a second. 1715 01:50:24,570 --> 01:50:26,326 What the hell is with this wire? 1716 01:50:26,493 --> 01:50:28,528 Just hold it a second. 1717 01:50:28,695 --> 01:50:30,630 - [Engine droning] - What was that? 1718 01:50:30,230 --> 01:50:31,331 Men, look. 1719 01:50:31,498 --> 01:50:35,835 Be calm. This is it. Just one minute more, it'll be all over. 1720 01:50:36,200 --> 01:50:38,538 I mean, it'll all be over. I mean, courage, men. 1721 01:50:38,705 --> 01:50:41,741 We're all with you every second. 1722 01:50:41,908 --> 01:50:44,577 We're pulling for you as hard as we can. 1723 01:50:44,744 --> 01:50:47,380 Now it's just hold onto your nerves, men, 1724 01:50:47,547 --> 01:50:49,449 and not get excited or do anything foolish. 1725 01:50:49,616 --> 01:50:51,918 But just keep calm. That's all we'll do. 1726 01:50:52,850 --> 01:50:54,354 Keep calm. Calm, men! 1727 01:50:58,224 --> 01:50:59,926 Not that calm, you idiot! 1728 01:51:00,930 --> 01:51:02,562 [Both screaming] 1729 01:51:04,631 --> 01:51:06,533 Pull up! 1730 01:51:19,479 --> 01:51:21,581 Now, don't worry. Just keep calm. 1731 01:51:21,748 --> 01:51:22,615 [Whistling] 1732 01:51:22,782 --> 01:51:25,452 What's this? What's this that's coming? 1733 01:51:25,618 --> 01:51:30,900 - That's good. That's cement. - What? Wait a minute! Hold it! 1734 01:51:30,256 --> 01:51:32,292 What are you doing, Benjy? 1735 01:51:35,428 --> 01:51:37,831 [Screaming] 1736 01:51:38,298 --> 01:51:40,300 - What, are you trying to scare me? - No! 1737 01:51:40,467 --> 01:51:41,968 Well, you did. 1738 01:51:44,437 --> 01:51:47,640 It's just a couple of sticks of dynamite, that's all. 1739 01:51:47,807 --> 01:51:51,478 How much noise could it make? Boom. It's all over. 1740 01:51:51,644 --> 01:51:53,480 Get it over right! Get it over! 1741 01:51:53,646 --> 01:51:54,647 Left rudder! 1742 01:51:54,814 --> 01:51:56,783 Too low! Pull up. 1743 01:51:56,950 --> 01:51:58,318 No! Left rudder! 1744 01:51:58,485 --> 01:52:01,621 No! Pull it up! 1745 01:52:01,788 --> 01:52:02,856 Help! 1746 01:52:04,958 --> 01:52:08,495 [Screaming] Help! I'm the Colonel, you know! 1747 01:52:08,661 --> 01:52:09,662 Help! 1748 01:52:09,829 --> 01:52:12,198 Help! Get me down! 1749 01:52:15,168 --> 01:52:17,337 We're not going to land and we'll never make it. 1750 01:52:17,504 --> 01:52:21,700 What do you mean, we'll never make it? Don't freeze. 1751 01:52:21,174 --> 01:52:23,109 Benjy, don't freeze. 1752 01:52:27,213 --> 01:52:28,848 This one's going to work. 1753 01:52:29,150 --> 01:52:31,170 - Damn it, come to! - You hit me. 1754 01:52:31,184 --> 01:52:33,953 Listen, wait a minute. 1755 01:52:40,393 --> 01:52:41,995 We're down! 1756 01:52:42,162 --> 01:52:44,300 - We're on the ground. - Hooray! 1757 01:52:44,197 --> 01:52:47,300 It's just a noise, that's all. It's way over there. 1758 01:52:51,971 --> 01:52:52,906 Put on the brakes. 1759 01:52:53,730 --> 01:52:54,474 Okay. Where are they? 1760 01:52:54,641 --> 01:52:56,743 Benjy! Here comes a restaurant! 1761 01:52:58,845 --> 01:53:01,314 [All screaming] 1762 01:53:04,517 --> 01:53:06,860 We've landed! Come on. 1763 01:53:12,359 --> 01:53:14,928 Come on. Hurry. Now, hurry up. 1764 01:53:15,950 --> 01:53:17,970 - Come on, let's go. - What about him? 1765 01:53:17,263 --> 01:53:19,332 Never mind him. An ambulance will come. 1766 01:53:19,499 --> 01:53:21,267 - [Siren wailing] - Let's get out of here. 1767 01:53:23,103 --> 01:53:25,105 Cab! 1768 01:53:25,672 --> 01:53:28,341 Cab! [shouting] 1769 01:53:28,775 --> 01:53:31,711 We're in an awful hurry. Do you know where the State Park is? 1770 01:53:31,878 --> 01:53:33,780 Sure. What happened? 1771 01:53:33,947 --> 01:53:35,682 Emergency landing. Come on, hurry. 1772 01:53:35,849 --> 01:53:37,584 Quick, let's go. Come on. 1773 01:53:37,751 --> 01:53:39,185 Come on, Benjy. 1774 01:53:43,757 --> 01:53:46,526 [All chattering in foreign language] 1775 01:53:49,295 --> 01:53:51,310 [Screams] 1776 01:53:51,865 --> 01:53:54,401 Oh! Excuse me. 1777 01:53:57,937 --> 01:53:59,205 [Chuckles] 1778 01:53:59,372 --> 01:54:01,274 Excuse us. Here's your bag. 1779 01:54:02,876 --> 01:54:05,450 You see, the lock didn't work. 1780 01:54:05,211 --> 01:54:06,112 Go. 1781 01:54:06,279 --> 01:54:10,216 That's all. The owners will pay for everything. 1782 01:54:10,383 --> 01:54:12,719 Next door, he'll pay for everything. It's okay. 1783 01:54:21,327 --> 01:54:22,829 You people. You! 1784 01:54:22,996 --> 01:54:24,964 Come back here. Come back! 1785 01:54:25,131 --> 01:54:26,933 You vandals! 1786 01:54:27,100 --> 01:54:30,470 The cops in this town are morons, retarded. 1787 01:54:30,637 --> 01:54:32,472 I'm dealing with moronic people. 1788 01:54:32,639 --> 01:54:34,974 'Cause he's in a bad humor, that fat Nazi. 1789 01:54:35,141 --> 01:54:36,776 What, I gotta suffer 'cause of him? 1790 01:54:36,943 --> 01:54:39,512 Get away from me. What's the matter? 1791 01:54:39,679 --> 01:54:44,150 Can't you see I'm on the phone? Gimme two minutes! 1792 01:54:44,317 --> 01:54:45,952 Now, listen, Sy... 1793 01:54:46,586 --> 01:54:48,988 Will you take us to Santa Rosita State Park? 1794 01:54:49,155 --> 01:54:51,691 What's the matter? What happened to you? Initiation? 1795 01:54:51,858 --> 01:54:53,660 We had an accident. Hurry up! 1796 01:54:54,494 --> 01:54:57,130 [Man on radio] Benjamin and Bell stopped at a gardener supply place 1797 01:54:57,297 --> 01:54:59,265 and bought picks and shovels. 1798 01:54:59,432 --> 01:55:01,968 Hold it, Chief. Here's a report on the Crumps. 1799 01:55:02,135 --> 01:55:06,506 Their cab turned onto 101 moving south toward your present position. 1800 01:55:06,673 --> 01:55:10,710 Wait. The other taxi's also turning onto 101... 1801 01:55:10,877 --> 01:55:13,947 ...and they're moving north. They're both coming your way. 1802 01:55:14,114 --> 01:55:15,181 Understood. 1803 01:55:15,348 --> 01:55:16,683 Stand by. 1804 01:55:16,850 --> 01:55:19,819 - They ought to be here any minute. - Uh-huh. 1805 01:55:43,376 --> 01:55:44,644 Look. 1806 01:55:44,811 --> 01:55:48,515 It's the two idiots, the little one and the one with the marbles in his mouth. 1807 01:55:48,682 --> 01:55:51,418 - It's that hokey dentist. - Yeah. 1808 01:55:51,584 --> 01:55:52,819 Pass that cab. 1809 01:55:52,986 --> 01:55:54,654 - What's the rush? - Whaddaya mean "rush"? 1810 01:55:54,821 --> 01:55:57,190 No rush. We're just in a hurry. 1811 01:56:05,699 --> 01:56:07,233 Culpeper. 1812 01:56:07,400 --> 01:56:08,902 Now. 1813 01:56:09,690 --> 01:56:10,904 Give the order to pull away. 1814 01:56:17,243 --> 01:56:19,612 - Come on. Hurry up. - Shouldn't I wait around? 1815 01:56:19,779 --> 01:56:20,747 No. Here's $5. 1816 01:56:20,914 --> 01:56:24,551 - What's with the pick and shovel? - Mind your own business. Come on. 1817 01:56:25,852 --> 01:56:29,889 Hey! Hey! 1818 01:56:30,757 --> 01:56:32,625 - Think anybody is here? - Didn't see any cars. 1819 01:56:32,792 --> 01:56:34,461 Wait a minute! 1820 01:56:35,280 --> 01:56:37,430 - Let's talk this over. - I got nothing to talk about. 1821 01:56:37,597 --> 01:56:39,232 Wait a minute. 1822 01:56:39,399 --> 01:56:40,767 Think anybody else has been here? 1823 01:56:40,934 --> 01:56:43,203 - How should I know? - Wait! 1824 01:56:43,370 --> 01:56:46,106 If you think we're the first ones here, why not make a deal? 1825 01:56:46,272 --> 01:56:47,240 The four of us? 1826 01:56:47,407 --> 01:56:49,743 Nobody knows where to look, so we'll look together. 1827 01:56:49,909 --> 01:56:54,447 We'll find it before the others. Incidentally, where are all the others? 1828 01:56:54,614 --> 01:56:58,284 How come you two just got here? You had the plane. 1829 01:56:58,451 --> 01:57:01,955 Yeah... What happened to you? 1830 01:57:02,122 --> 01:57:04,791 They're up to something funny, you hear? 1831 01:57:04,958 --> 01:57:08,795 Did you see the blonde I brought, covered in paint with her dress ripped? 1832 01:57:08,962 --> 01:57:10,497 What's that all about? 1833 01:57:10,663 --> 01:57:14,300 Yeah. And what about the picks and shovels? 1834 01:57:23,760 --> 01:57:26,513 You run back to headquarters. Wait till you hear from me. 1835 01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:27,814 Let me come, Chief. 1836 01:57:27,981 --> 01:57:30,684 I'd like to, but it might snarl things up. 1837 01:57:31,751 --> 01:57:33,653 Thanks for everything. 1838 01:57:33,820 --> 01:57:35,622 Lots of luck, Chief. 1839 01:57:56,710 --> 01:57:59,120 [Tires screeching] 1840 01:58:10,357 --> 01:58:13,326 Benjy! Did you see anything, pal? 1841 01:58:13,493 --> 01:58:15,895 No, but there must be something somewhere. 1842 01:58:16,620 --> 01:58:18,732 Yeah... Hey! Hey! 1843 01:58:20,660 --> 01:58:21,701 - See anything? - Not a thing. 1844 01:58:21,868 --> 01:58:25,380 Are you sure he didn't say something you've forgotten? 1845 01:58:25,205 --> 01:58:28,975 He said it's buried under a big W and that we'd see it. 1846 01:58:29,142 --> 01:58:31,378 - It's gotta be here. - I tell you what we do. 1847 01:58:31,544 --> 01:58:33,747 You go how we came. We'll go how you came. 1848 01:58:33,913 --> 01:58:36,316 We might have missed something. Hold it. 1849 01:58:37,384 --> 01:58:39,352 You go the way we came... 1850 01:58:39,519 --> 01:58:41,421 That's right. Okay, let's go. 1851 01:58:49,620 --> 01:58:51,564 They're looking for something buried under a big W. 1852 01:58:51,731 --> 01:58:54,434 I heard one of them, the stutterer, say it. 1853 01:58:54,601 --> 01:58:56,936 Yeah, I heard. But what? 1854 01:59:45,418 --> 01:59:46,619 Hey! 1855 01:59:46,786 --> 01:59:48,880 Did you see anything? 1856 01:59:48,254 --> 01:59:49,556 - No. Did you? - Nothing. 1857 01:59:49,723 --> 01:59:52,292 That guy hid it so good, he couldn't find it himself. 1858 01:59:52,459 --> 01:59:53,460 I think... 1859 02:00:03,636 --> 02:00:04,804 Who's he? 1860 02:00:04,971 --> 02:00:07,640 - I don't know. - But he had a shovel. 1861 02:00:07,807 --> 02:00:09,275 Maybe he's a prospector. 1862 02:00:09,442 --> 02:00:11,511 - What are you talking... - We're wasting time. 1863 02:00:11,678 --> 02:00:13,446 Harder. We gotta look harder! 1864 02:00:13,613 --> 02:00:15,882 Let's look harder. Come on, let's go. 1865 02:00:28,161 --> 02:00:29,162 Who's he? 1866 02:00:29,329 --> 02:00:31,498 I don't know, but he hasn't got a shovel. 1867 02:00:38,605 --> 02:00:39,672 [Engine pops] 1868 02:00:39,839 --> 02:00:42,750 - He's here, I tell ya. - Yes, sir. That's his car. 1869 02:00:42,275 --> 02:00:45,145 - I'll get that phony. - Somebody must've come in those cabs. 1870 02:00:45,311 --> 02:00:48,782 - Come on, let's get moving! - Come on, let's get moving! 1871 02:00:48,948 --> 02:00:51,851 - They must be here. - They'd better be. Come on, Emmeline. 1872 02:00:52,180 --> 02:00:54,654 - Don't just sit there! - Don't just sit there! 1873 02:00:54,821 --> 02:00:56,623 Yes, I am. 1874 02:00:56,790 --> 02:00:58,858 Then sit! 1875 02:00:59,250 --> 02:01:01,728 Mrs. Finch, aren't you the teeniest bit curious? 1876 02:01:01,895 --> 02:01:05,932 No. I'm not even curious, just disgusted. 1877 02:01:06,132 --> 02:01:09,803 I say, that really is a pity. Do forgive me, I must go. 1878 02:01:17,770 --> 02:01:19,379 Psst! 1879 02:01:19,546 --> 02:01:21,881 [Mrs. Marcus] You wouldn't know a big W if you saw one! 1880 02:01:22,480 --> 02:01:23,383 - [Russell] I know a... - [Mrs. Marcus] Shut up! 1881 02:01:23,550 --> 02:01:26,419 I don't care what you say, I don't think they're here yet. 1882 02:01:26,586 --> 02:01:29,222 They're here somewhere. That means they haven't found it. 1883 02:01:29,389 --> 02:01:31,558 That's all he said? "Under a big W"? 1884 02:01:31,725 --> 02:01:34,270 Actually, I joined the party after that. 1885 02:01:34,194 --> 02:01:36,563 Yes, sir, that's what he said. It's under a big W. 1886 02:01:36,730 --> 02:01:40,233 - Let's look... - Will you shut up and follow me? 1887 02:01:40,400 --> 02:01:42,736 [Continue arguing] 1888 02:02:05,558 --> 02:02:08,962 [Arguing continues] 1889 02:02:34,554 --> 02:02:35,822 - Who's that? - I don't know! 1890 02:02:35,989 --> 02:02:37,791 - From this morning? - Yes. 1891 02:02:40,460 --> 02:02:42,629 - Who's he? - I don't know. 1892 02:02:44,164 --> 02:02:45,765 - Who's he? - I don't know! 1893 02:02:45,932 --> 02:02:48,835 Mama, how many people are mixed up in this? 1894 02:02:50,300 --> 02:02:52,672 Mama, who are they? Cabbies? 1895 02:02:52,839 --> 02:02:54,774 Mama, this thing's like a convention. 1896 02:03:31,978 --> 02:03:34,647 Is anything wrong, ma'am? I didn't mean to startle you. 1897 02:03:34,814 --> 02:03:38,551 Who are you? Are you with the others, the ones that are looking? 1898 02:03:38,718 --> 02:03:41,540 - I am, in a way. Aren't you? - No. 1899 02:03:41,221 --> 02:03:44,324 I mean, I didn't want anything to do with it right from the start. 1900 02:03:44,491 --> 02:03:46,359 And you know what? 1901 02:03:46,526 --> 02:03:51,310 I know where it is. I'm the only one, and I wasn't even looking. 1902 02:03:51,197 --> 02:03:52,499 You know where it is? 1903 02:03:52,665 --> 02:03:54,701 Yes! What should I do? 1904 02:03:56,302 --> 02:03:58,238 Ugh! 1905 02:03:58,405 --> 02:04:00,407 Come on out, everyone! This is ridiculous. 1906 02:04:00,573 --> 02:04:02,909 - I absolutely agree. - Come on out. 1907 02:04:03,760 --> 02:04:05,545 We all know we're all here. Nobody's fooling anyone. 1908 02:04:05,712 --> 02:04:07,213 So we all know. So what? 1909 02:04:07,380 --> 02:04:09,549 Don't talk to my mama in that tone of voice! 1910 02:04:09,716 --> 02:04:11,510 - You hear? - Shut up! 1911 02:04:11,217 --> 02:04:15,880 Listen, we ain't the only ones here. I seen four or five others. 1912 02:04:15,255 --> 02:04:16,723 Those two cab drivers. 1913 02:04:16,890 --> 02:04:19,893 - They came with us and that dentist. - You want to start? 1914 02:04:20,600 --> 02:04:23,229 - Yes, I want to... - Why are we wasting time? 1915 02:04:23,396 --> 02:04:24,764 We're all here. 1916 02:04:24,931 --> 02:04:28,435 Even if somebody finds the money, nobody gets away with it... 1917 02:04:28,601 --> 02:04:30,670 ...unless everybody gets a share. 1918 02:04:30,837 --> 02:04:33,707 Let's all get sensible and get this organized. 1919 02:04:33,873 --> 02:04:36,576 Did you all hear what Mama said? 1920 02:04:36,743 --> 02:04:39,279 - Come on, Mama. - Now, wait a minute. 1921 02:04:39,446 --> 02:04:42,582 Did any of you see a guy with glasses... 1922 02:04:42,749 --> 02:04:45,385 ...with a sneery expression on his face? 1923 02:04:45,552 --> 02:04:48,722 This guy was ugly. I mean, like, real ugly. 1924 02:04:52,759 --> 02:04:57,297 If you help dig it up, you can have half and I'll have half. 1925 02:04:57,464 --> 02:05:00,100 Is that okay? I mean, is that fair? 1926 02:05:00,867 --> 02:05:03,136 If I have half of the money... 1927 02:05:03,303 --> 02:05:06,606 ...I can go away somewhere where nobody can find me. 1928 02:05:06,773 --> 02:05:11,778 Not Russell or my mother or Sylvester, anybody. 1929 02:05:12,746 --> 02:05:14,981 You don't know what that'd mean. 1930 02:05:15,148 --> 02:05:16,449 If I had enough money... 1931 02:05:16,616 --> 02:05:19,986 ...I might be able to live in a convent or something. 1932 02:05:20,153 --> 02:05:22,122 - In a convent? - Uh-huh. 1933 02:05:22,288 --> 02:05:24,958 We all know we're all here. 1934 02:05:25,125 --> 02:05:28,128 It seems intelligent to me that we should all share... 1935 02:05:28,294 --> 02:05:30,430 ...in one equal share apiece, right? 1936 02:05:30,597 --> 02:05:31,631 Right. Mel was right. 1937 02:05:31,798 --> 02:05:34,334 - We all know that. Lookit... - [clanging] 1938 02:05:34,501 --> 02:05:37,103 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. Mm-hm. 1939 02:05:37,270 --> 02:05:39,539 It's him, all right. Yeah! 1940 02:05:40,507 --> 02:05:43,643 You got this wrong. I came to apologize. 1941 02:05:43,810 --> 02:05:46,946 Forgive and forget! I'm your friend. 1942 02:05:47,113 --> 02:05:49,482 He's so neurotic. Can't you do something? 1943 02:05:49,649 --> 02:05:50,450 I'll get you. 1944 02:05:50,617 --> 02:05:54,921 - He's very neurotic. I'm your friend! - When I get my hands on you... 1945 02:05:59,993 --> 02:06:03,830 [choral singing] 1946 02:06:06,966 --> 02:06:08,340 Why, that's it. 1947 02:06:08,201 --> 02:06:10,170 Sure. Look! 1948 02:06:10,336 --> 02:06:12,405 It's the big W, I tell you! 1949 02:06:12,605 --> 02:06:14,941 It's the big W! 1950 02:06:17,177 --> 02:06:18,111 Look at this. 1951 02:06:18,278 --> 02:06:20,847 - Look at it! - [All chattering] 1952 02:06:25,518 --> 02:06:27,320 I'm sorry, Mrs. Finch. 1953 02:06:28,722 --> 02:06:30,890 I'm afraid it's too late. 1954 02:06:31,570 --> 02:06:33,260 I think they've found it. 1955 02:06:34,561 --> 02:06:37,530 Right here all the time! He wasn't kidding! 1956 02:06:37,697 --> 02:06:41,868 - He was telling the truth! - Folks, isn't this great? 1957 02:06:42,535 --> 02:06:45,338 Congratulations. Well done. 1958 02:06:45,505 --> 02:06:49,420 Listen, I think the big boy should get an extra share. 1959 02:06:49,209 --> 02:06:51,244 After all, it was he who found it. 1960 02:06:51,411 --> 02:06:54,681 Yes! I insist he gets an extra share. 1961 02:06:54,848 --> 02:06:57,150 That's right. He deserves an extra share. 1962 02:06:57,317 --> 02:06:59,886 - Well, I... - Let's start digging. 1963 02:07:00,530 --> 02:07:02,222 Suppose somebody comes along. What do we tell him? 1964 02:07:02,389 --> 02:07:05,158 We're here with an anthropological expedition. 1965 02:07:05,325 --> 02:07:07,270 - Nah. - We don't tell them anything! 1966 02:07:07,193 --> 02:07:09,596 We tell them to scram or we beat their brains in. 1967 02:07:10,397 --> 02:07:12,298 It was a nice dream. 1968 02:07:13,566 --> 02:07:15,468 Lasted almost five minutes. 1969 02:07:16,870 --> 02:07:19,305 [All shouting] 1970 02:07:25,512 --> 02:07:27,714 Now, don't bug me, I said. 1971 02:07:27,881 --> 02:07:29,616 Faster. 1972 02:07:29,783 --> 02:07:31,484 Come on, dig, dig. 1973 02:07:31,685 --> 02:07:33,720 Faster, faster. 1974 02:07:33,887 --> 02:07:36,556 Faster. Dig. That's it, dig. 1975 02:07:36,723 --> 02:07:39,259 [All chattering] 1976 02:08:07,554 --> 02:08:09,923 [Chattering continues] 1977 02:08:31,644 --> 02:08:32,679 Faster. 1978 02:08:46,326 --> 02:08:49,396 There's not enough room. You two, out. 1979 02:08:49,596 --> 02:08:51,164 Let us do it. 1980 02:08:57,504 --> 02:09:01,700 Wait. There's not enough room. You're bugging me. 1981 02:09:01,174 --> 02:09:03,276 - "Bugging"? - Cut out, cut out. 1982 02:09:03,443 --> 02:09:04,711 What's this "cut out" talk? 1983 02:09:04,878 --> 02:09:07,147 - Out, baby. Out! - Don't call me baby. 1984 02:09:07,313 --> 02:09:10,917 - Quit arguing! - Will ya come on? 1985 02:09:11,117 --> 02:09:14,200 [All arguing] 1986 02:09:20,694 --> 02:09:21,561 [Clanging] 1987 02:09:21,728 --> 02:09:24,970 - What's that? - What was that? 1988 02:09:25,532 --> 02:09:27,233 - That's it. - Sounded like a chest. 1989 02:09:27,400 --> 02:09:29,602 I wonder what's in it. 1990 02:09:29,803 --> 02:09:31,304 Bring it up here! 1991 02:09:31,471 --> 02:09:33,540 [All chattering] 1992 02:09:38,478 --> 02:09:40,547 There it is! 1993 02:09:40,714 --> 02:09:42,549 - It's a satchel. - Hold it up! 1994 02:09:44,500 --> 02:09:47,253 - It's a satchel! - I got it. 1995 02:09:48,321 --> 02:09:49,556 Open it up. 1996 02:09:49,723 --> 02:09:51,570 Come on! 1997 02:09:53,393 --> 02:09:55,195 [Man] Bingo! 1998 02:09:55,995 --> 02:09:59,650 I say, chaps, shouldn't we find a spot of cover? 1999 02:09:59,232 --> 02:10:00,400 There's nobody around. 2000 02:10:00,567 --> 02:10:02,680 Come on. Count it out. 2001 02:10:02,235 --> 02:10:04,537 - What are we waiting for? - Now wait a second! 2002 02:10:04,704 --> 02:10:08,908 Everybody's going to get something, so no arguments. We all get equal shares! 2003 02:10:09,750 --> 02:10:10,243 He's right. 2004 02:10:10,410 --> 02:10:13,346 That's the only way to do it. Shares for everybody. 2005 02:10:13,513 --> 02:10:15,615 Now, how many are we? 2006 02:10:15,782 --> 02:10:17,650 One, two... 2007 02:10:17,851 --> 02:10:22,122 ...three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 2008 02:10:23,230 --> 02:10:27,761 ...9, 10, 11, 12, 13... 2009 02:10:27,927 --> 02:10:30,130 ...14, 15. 2010 02:10:30,296 --> 02:10:32,932 15 of us. That means 15 equal shares. 2011 02:10:33,990 --> 02:10:36,669 You dirty double-crosser. You cut yourself in for twice! 2012 02:10:36,870 --> 02:10:38,905 You can't get away with that! 2013 02:10:39,272 --> 02:10:40,373 Get him! 2014 02:10:40,540 --> 02:10:41,775 Grab him! 2015 02:10:41,941 --> 02:10:43,309 Get him! 2016 02:10:45,412 --> 02:10:48,915 You only cheated yourself because now you're out. 2017 02:10:49,820 --> 02:10:52,752 Listen! You can't cut me out now, you hear? 2018 02:10:52,919 --> 02:10:54,654 Not after what I've been through! 2019 02:10:55,622 --> 02:10:57,123 All right. Okay. 2020 02:10:57,290 --> 02:11:01,428 I'm warning you, if I don't get a share, I'm going straight to the police. 2021 02:11:01,594 --> 02:11:04,831 - The police? - What makes you think the police... 2022 02:11:05,565 --> 02:11:07,701 That money had to come from somewhere. 2023 02:11:07,901 --> 02:11:12,305 We know where it's from, that poor man that died on the mountain. 2024 02:11:12,472 --> 02:11:14,874 You wasn't even there, so shut up. 2025 02:11:15,750 --> 02:11:18,445 Okay, you asked for it. I'm going straight to the police. 2026 02:11:18,611 --> 02:11:21,114 You think they'd be interested, Mr. Meyer? 2027 02:11:21,281 --> 02:11:23,683 Are you kidding? Isn't it obvious? 2028 02:11:23,850 --> 02:11:25,485 How do you think money gets... 2029 02:11:28,855 --> 02:11:30,323 How did you know my name? 2030 02:11:30,490 --> 02:11:31,891 You know this crook? 2031 02:11:32,920 --> 02:11:37,300 I've never met him, Mr. Pike, but I've come to feel that I know him. 2032 02:11:37,997 --> 02:11:41,000 How did you know my name? I've never met you. 2033 02:11:41,167 --> 02:11:43,903 Yeah, who are you? 2034 02:11:44,104 --> 02:11:45,638 Didn't he come with you? 2035 02:11:45,805 --> 02:11:48,708 He didn't come with us. We thought he came with you. 2036 02:11:48,875 --> 02:11:50,176 [Dingy] No. 2037 02:11:50,343 --> 02:11:54,547 If he didn't come with us, then who are you? 2038 02:11:55,448 --> 02:11:57,517 I'm Capt. Culpeper... 2039 02:11:57,684 --> 02:11:59,819 ...of the Santa Rosita Police Department. 2040 02:12:05,325 --> 02:12:07,827 - [Man] Will you come to the point? - Yeah, I'm coming to it. 2041 02:12:07,994 --> 02:12:11,698 Point is, I have enough stuff in my private files... 2042 02:12:11,865 --> 02:12:14,340 ...stuff relating to civic building... 2043 02:12:14,200 --> 02:12:17,437 ...road contracts, harbor and cannery projects... 2044 02:12:17,637 --> 02:12:20,373 ...enough stuff to put you, the D.A., myself... 2045 02:12:20,540 --> 02:12:24,878 ...and a two-thirds majority behind bars for the next 20 years. 2046 02:12:25,450 --> 02:12:29,490 And I give you my word, that's exactly where everybody's going... 2047 02:12:29,215 --> 02:12:33,586 ...unless things start happening now. - [Man] Like what, for instance? 2048 02:12:33,753 --> 02:12:36,856 I want the pension for Culpeper's grade trebled. 2049 02:12:37,230 --> 02:12:41,294 Not doubled, trebled. I want Culpeper to retire with honor. 2050 02:12:41,494 --> 02:12:45,565 I want it on paper that that's exactly what's going to happen. 2051 02:12:45,732 --> 02:12:48,535 And I want it in my hands in 15 minutes... 2052 02:12:48,702 --> 02:12:51,638 ...or I'll have all the reporters in town in here in 20. 2053 02:12:52,405 --> 02:12:56,643 You know the word for this, Your Honor. It's called blackmail. 2054 02:13:14,894 --> 02:13:18,631 Sir, could you possibly see your way clear to give us a break? 2055 02:13:18,798 --> 02:13:20,900 You kidding? Him give you a break? 2056 02:13:21,670 --> 02:13:23,837 We had a pretty rough day already. 2057 02:13:24,370 --> 02:13:27,607 We was all covered with dirt, and we fell down in an airplane... 2058 02:13:27,774 --> 02:13:30,410 ...and my grandmother's dying in Oxnard. 2059 02:13:30,577 --> 02:13:32,779 I know we don't deserve any kindness, Captain. 2060 02:13:32,946 --> 02:13:36,916 But if you could help us, I'm sure we'd all be inspired... 2061 02:13:37,830 --> 02:13:38,785 ...to live better lives. 2062 02:13:38,952 --> 02:13:41,210 Well, there is one thing. 2063 02:13:41,988 --> 02:13:44,324 I don't know whether it would help or not. 2064 02:13:44,491 --> 02:13:48,828 But if, instead of my turning you in... 2065 02:13:48,995 --> 02:13:51,464 ...you went and turned yourselves in... 2066 02:13:51,631 --> 02:13:55,468 ...juries sometimes look very favorably on things like that. 2067 02:13:55,635 --> 02:13:58,138 [Stammers] You'd let us do that? 2068 02:13:58,304 --> 02:14:00,707 What are we waiting for? Let's turn ourselves in. 2069 02:14:00,907 --> 02:14:02,475 You must be a fine human being. 2070 02:14:02,642 --> 02:14:05,378 After all, why should you worry whether we get a break? 2071 02:14:05,578 --> 02:14:08,648 Well, Mr. Meyer, no matter what you've all done today... 2072 02:14:08,815 --> 02:14:11,985 ...you're not really criminals. - [Chuckles] 2073 02:14:12,152 --> 02:14:15,550 So if you like, you can all hop into those two cabs... 2074 02:14:15,255 --> 02:14:18,291 ...and drive over to Santa Rosita... 2075 02:14:18,458 --> 02:14:21,661 ...and, uh, just walk in. 2076 02:14:21,828 --> 02:14:25,331 - [Stammers] Then let's do that. - But, sir, we can't all fit. 2077 02:14:25,498 --> 02:14:29,803 You can't take the stolen vehicles. Those have to stay to be picked up. 2078 02:14:29,969 --> 02:14:32,739 - What are we waiting for? - Let's go. 2079 02:14:32,939 --> 02:14:34,507 [All chattering] 2080 02:14:34,674 --> 02:14:36,343 Back in the back. 2081 02:14:39,546 --> 02:14:40,580 Drive carefully. 2082 02:14:40,747 --> 02:14:43,316 They may be the last passengers you'll ever carry. 2083 02:14:43,483 --> 02:14:44,984 Funny. That's funny. 2084 02:14:45,151 --> 02:14:46,353 Funny, right? Funny? 2085 02:14:46,519 --> 02:14:49,356 You could be the most comical cop I ever met. 2086 02:14:49,522 --> 02:14:50,657 Yeah. 2087 02:15:18,510 --> 02:15:20,387 - Culpeper. - [Man] Yes, sir. 2088 02:15:21,210 --> 02:15:23,356 Everything is under control here. 2089 02:15:23,523 --> 02:15:26,593 It'll take a little longer because there was a joker in the deck... 2090 02:15:26,760 --> 02:15:29,229 ...that nobody knew about. All right? 2091 02:15:29,396 --> 02:15:30,930 [Man] Yes, sir. 2092 02:15:31,970 --> 02:15:34,267 So don't make a move of any kind until you hear from me. 2093 02:15:34,434 --> 02:15:35,468 [Man] Yes, sir. 2094 02:15:42,342 --> 02:15:46,312 Listen, why does the man want to give everybody a break? 2095 02:15:46,513 --> 02:15:49,449 - What's his angle there? - I was wondering about that, too. 2096 02:15:49,616 --> 02:15:53,253 Something funny's going on. How's he know what we're going to do? 2097 02:15:53,420 --> 02:15:55,889 We're in enough of a mess. We better do what he said. 2098 02:15:56,560 --> 02:15:58,425 I'm tellin' you, the man has got some angle. 2099 02:15:58,591 --> 02:16:00,160 Wait, wait. Hold it! 2100 02:16:00,360 --> 02:16:01,628 Can you see him? 2101 02:16:11,705 --> 02:16:15,308 - Just what does he think he's doing? - That certainly is strange. 2102 02:16:15,475 --> 02:16:17,577 - Sure is. - What is he doing? 2103 02:16:17,744 --> 02:16:20,947 - He's going the other way. - Why are we standing here? 2104 02:16:21,114 --> 02:16:24,170 - That's it! - [All yelling] 2105 02:16:24,217 --> 02:16:26,453 We're off the hook! 2106 02:16:27,120 --> 02:16:29,789 Get out of here! Come on, we're off! 2107 02:16:29,956 --> 02:16:31,624 Come on, get going. 2108 02:16:35,829 --> 02:16:38,765 [Screaming] 2109 02:16:44,304 --> 02:16:47,140 - Ah! - Holy mackerel. Almost didn't make it. 2110 02:17:02,255 --> 02:17:04,657 No other cops around. He planned it. 2111 02:17:04,824 --> 02:17:08,695 We found the money and he was waiting to take it away from us. 2112 02:17:08,862 --> 02:17:13,166 But if we all find the money first and turn it in, we're all in the clear. 2113 02:17:13,333 --> 02:17:16,503 Let's just get the dough and worry about the rest later. 2114 02:17:16,669 --> 02:17:19,973 - Look. He's slowing down. - No, he's turning to the left. 2115 02:18:08,855 --> 02:18:10,724 [Horn honking] 2116 02:18:12,692 --> 02:18:14,394 - What's going on? - [Yelling outside] 2117 02:18:14,561 --> 02:18:16,290 Sorry, Jimmy. 2118 02:18:22,569 --> 02:18:25,238 [All yelling] 2119 02:19:04,377 --> 02:19:06,946 [Tires screeching] 2120 02:19:07,914 --> 02:19:09,816 He's heading for the border! 2121 02:19:09,983 --> 02:19:11,985 We should stop and call the police station! 2122 02:19:12,152 --> 02:19:13,286 You shut up! 2123 02:19:13,453 --> 02:19:16,289 We're going to get that money. Keep driving! 2124 02:19:16,456 --> 02:19:18,792 That woman is something else. 2125 02:19:18,958 --> 02:19:20,794 Take your foot off the brake! 2126 02:19:20,960 --> 02:19:22,462 Stop hitting me. I'm driving. 2127 02:19:22,629 --> 02:19:25,965 - When you want a cab, you can't get one. - Yeah, come on, let's go! 2128 02:19:34,974 --> 02:19:36,976 [Man on radio] F-14 to Central. 2129 02:19:37,143 --> 02:19:38,545 Come in. What is it? 2130 02:19:38,745 --> 02:19:40,313 [Man on radio] There's something phony here. 2131 02:19:40,480 --> 02:19:43,350 We're on 101 by Cortez checking a mad-dog report. 2132 02:19:43,516 --> 02:19:45,318 Orders were to maintain silence. 2133 02:19:45,485 --> 02:19:47,787 Capt. Culpeper wants this channel kept clear. 2134 02:19:47,954 --> 02:19:49,656 [Man on radio] We know it, but we saw Capt. Culpeper. 2135 02:19:49,823 --> 02:19:52,859 He just went by doing 90 miles an hour. 2136 02:19:53,760 --> 02:19:56,290 I don't think I understand that. 2137 02:19:56,663 --> 02:19:58,498 Are you sure it was Capt. Culpeper? 2138 02:19:58,665 --> 02:20:00,667 - [Man on radio] Yep. - Was he chasing anybody? 2139 02:20:00,834 --> 02:20:03,370 - [Man on radio] Nope. - Could he have been chasing anybody? 2140 02:20:03,536 --> 02:20:06,573 [Man on radio] Not a chance. That's what struck us so funny. 2141 02:20:06,773 --> 02:20:09,809 There were about 15 people in two cabs behind him. 2142 02:20:09,976 --> 02:20:11,845 It looked like they were chasing him. 2143 02:20:12,120 --> 02:20:15,810 They were chasing him? What's going on here? 2144 02:20:15,248 --> 02:20:17,417 I brought it myself. Everything you asked for. 2145 02:20:17,617 --> 02:20:18,852 - The pension? - Yeah. 2146 02:20:19,190 --> 02:20:21,421 Call Capt. Culpeper. 2147 02:20:21,621 --> 02:20:24,557 Calling Capt. Culpeper. Central Division. Urgent. 2148 02:20:24,724 --> 02:20:27,527 Calling Capt. Culpeper. 2149 02:20:36,200 --> 02:20:39,906 - This can only happen in America. - You going to start that again? 2150 02:20:43,510 --> 02:21:02,762 [Tires screeching] 2151 02:21:11,710 --> 02:21:14,441 You've got to believe me. I'm going to be sick. 2152 02:21:21,448 --> 02:21:52,946 [Tires screeching] 2153 02:22:01,921 --> 02:22:04,240 [Blows whistle] 2154 02:22:13,800 --> 02:22:16,436 [Tires screeching] 2155 02:22:27,113 --> 02:22:29,783 What's the matter? You trying to kill us? 2156 02:22:29,949 --> 02:22:32,886 Just don't make me nervous! 2157 02:23:07,354 --> 02:23:10,490 - Don't let him get away! - Cut him off! 2158 02:23:10,657 --> 02:23:13,393 [All shouting] 2159 02:23:15,328 --> 02:23:19,366 [On radio] Calling Capt. Culpeper. Culp, this is Aloysius speaking. 2160 02:23:19,532 --> 02:23:23,360 Now, listen to me, Culp. Everything has been fixed. 2161 02:23:23,203 --> 02:23:25,872 There's been negotiations and everything is all right. 2162 02:23:26,390 --> 02:23:28,575 Cut out this nonsense and answer me. 2163 02:23:28,742 --> 02:23:30,744 This is Aloysius speaking. 2164 02:23:41,187 --> 02:23:45,291 I still don't understand this. What's it all about? 2165 02:23:45,458 --> 02:23:47,861 Um... That's it. 2166 02:23:50,230 --> 02:23:51,765 All units... 2167 02:23:51,931 --> 02:23:53,700 ...arrest Capt. Culpeper. 2168 02:23:55,602 --> 02:23:57,737 There he is! 2169 02:23:57,904 --> 02:23:59,773 [All shouting] 2170 02:24:03,430 --> 02:24:05,779 - Come back! - Get me out of here! 2171 02:24:05,945 --> 02:24:08,148 Just don't sit there. Come on. 2172 02:24:10,717 --> 02:24:11,818 Come on! 2173 02:24:20,427 --> 02:24:22,929 [All shouting] 2174 02:24:23,960 --> 02:24:24,931 Stop pushing, will ya? 2175 02:24:25,398 --> 02:24:28,668 Wait. We got him. Now, you women stay here. 2176 02:24:28,835 --> 02:24:30,737 What do you mean, "You women stay here"? 2177 02:24:30,904 --> 02:24:32,439 You heard him, mother. Stay here! 2178 02:24:32,605 --> 02:24:34,240 Come on! Let's go! 2179 02:24:39,579 --> 02:24:42,315 [Men shouting] 2180 02:24:49,989 --> 02:24:53,326 - Is he there? - Where'd he go? 2181 02:24:53,493 --> 02:24:54,994 Halt! Halt! 2182 02:24:55,161 --> 02:24:57,970 Now, wait a minute. Listen. 2183 02:25:06,339 --> 02:25:08,975 - Yeah! - [All shouting] 2184 02:26:06,299 --> 02:26:09,335 [Shouting] 2185 02:26:14,400 --> 02:26:16,876 Stop pushing! Get the suitcase. 2186 02:26:18,712 --> 02:26:20,447 [Woman] Look! Look up there! 2187 02:26:20,613 --> 02:26:22,849 ...in this regard, and there is no doubt... 2188 02:26:24,500 --> 02:26:26,219 Hey! Hey! 2189 02:26:26,386 --> 02:26:29,550 [Man shouting] 2190 02:26:29,222 --> 02:26:30,857 Those ladders are not safe! 2191 02:26:31,240 --> 02:26:34,227 - Ladders are not safe! - [Crowd yelling] 2192 02:26:40,233 --> 02:26:42,369 [Culpeper] Get off! 2193 02:26:42,535 --> 02:26:44,404 - You got it? - Get it away. 2194 02:26:44,571 --> 02:26:46,606 [All shouting, arguing] 2195 02:26:51,578 --> 02:26:53,546 [Man] Get moving! 2196 02:26:53,713 --> 02:26:55,582 Don't push. You got it? That's it. 2197 02:26:55,749 --> 02:26:58,985 [Screaming] 2198 02:27:01,755 --> 02:27:05,258 Sylvester, what are you doing up there? You must be out of your mind! 2199 02:27:05,425 --> 02:27:08,595 [All shouting] 2200 02:27:08,762 --> 02:27:11,631 - Wait a minute! - Get the suitcase! 2201 02:27:12,766 --> 02:27:14,634 [Police whistles blowing] 2202 02:27:16,603 --> 02:27:18,710 Get that money! 2203 02:27:20,730 --> 02:27:22,676 [Crowd roaring] 2204 02:27:36,289 --> 02:27:38,625 [All yelling] 2205 02:27:38,792 --> 02:27:41,294 Don't you dare touch any of that money. 2206 02:27:45,799 --> 02:27:50,537 - [Siren wailing] - [Police whistle blowing] 2207 02:27:53,940 --> 02:27:56,943 - You! Don't stand there! - To your right! 2208 02:28:03,717 --> 02:28:05,685 [All yelling] 2209 02:28:08,722 --> 02:28:10,190 Russell, hang on! 2210 02:28:13,993 --> 02:28:15,862 [Benjy] Dingy, I can't hold on! 2211 02:28:17,997 --> 02:28:19,199 Help us! 2212 02:28:22,802 --> 02:28:24,571 Get off my hand! 2213 02:28:29,342 --> 02:28:32,412 [Crowd cheering] 2214 02:28:45,525 --> 02:28:47,327 Move onto the ladder! 2215 02:28:48,695 --> 02:28:53,199 Hold on! Wait a minute! One at a time! Did you hear me? 2216 02:28:53,366 --> 02:28:54,601 One at a time! 2217 02:28:54,768 --> 02:28:57,537 - [Metal creaking] - [All yelling] 2218 02:28:57,704 --> 02:28:59,272 All right! 2219 02:28:59,439 --> 02:29:02,442 All right, you'll see. You'll see. 2220 02:29:04,100 --> 02:29:06,880 Get on alphabetical. I'm Benjy. 2221 02:29:07,470 --> 02:29:09,916 Quit stepping on my head! 2222 02:29:10,830 --> 02:29:13,720 Get on the ladder. 2223 02:29:13,887 --> 02:29:16,222 Don't leave me! Come back here! 2224 02:29:16,389 --> 02:29:18,124 You can't leave me! 2225 02:29:24,531 --> 02:29:27,100 There's too many men on it to control it. 2226 02:29:35,275 --> 02:29:39,790 [All yelling] 2227 02:29:41,715 --> 02:29:44,484 [Crowd yelling] 2228 02:29:54,928 --> 02:29:56,229 [Screaming] 2229 02:29:56,396 --> 02:29:59,990 Hold it steady. Watch it. She's whipping loose. 2230 02:30:10,477 --> 02:30:12,679 [Moaning] 2231 02:30:14,800 --> 02:30:16,616 [All yelling] 2232 02:30:20,954 --> 02:30:22,956 [Screaming] 2233 02:30:30,530 --> 02:30:31,931 [Crowd screaming] 2234 02:30:32,980 --> 02:30:33,666 Ah! 2235 02:30:35,135 --> 02:30:36,636 Whoo! 2236 02:30:38,538 --> 02:30:41,541 Wind us down! Wind us down! 2237 02:30:41,708 --> 02:30:44,444 [Shouting] 2238 02:30:44,611 --> 02:30:46,980 I don't want the money! 2239 02:30:51,151 --> 02:30:52,352 Look out! 2240 02:30:54,487 --> 02:30:56,856 [Crowd roaring] 2241 02:31:00,560 --> 02:31:01,828 Get off! 2242 02:31:01,995 --> 02:31:03,997 She's going! Get out of there! 2243 02:31:06,660 --> 02:31:09,469 - [Screaming] - [Fizzling] 2244 02:31:13,339 --> 02:31:16,476 [Screaming] 2245 02:31:23,683 --> 02:31:27,187 - [Crowd screaming] - [Fizzling] 2246 02:31:29,422 --> 02:31:32,250 [Crowd yells] 2247 02:31:34,861 --> 02:31:37,197 [Yelling] 2248 02:31:37,364 --> 02:31:40,333 [Crowd screams] 2249 02:31:40,500 --> 02:31:43,536 [Yelling] Emmeline! 2250 02:31:44,604 --> 02:31:46,840 [Yelling] Mama! 2251 02:31:47,600 --> 02:31:48,740 [Screaming] 2252 02:32:05,625 --> 02:32:09,620 [Dogs barking] 2253 02:32:14,734 --> 02:32:17,404 [All moaning] 2254 02:32:27,480 --> 02:32:29,949 It's all your fault. 2255 02:32:30,116 --> 02:32:32,886 It's your fault from beginning to end. 2256 02:32:33,530 --> 02:32:36,222 You know, even for a policeman... 2257 02:32:36,389 --> 02:32:39,492 ...your behavior was ruddy outrageous. 2258 02:32:39,659 --> 02:32:42,295 You could've taken a fair share like the rest of us... 2259 02:32:42,462 --> 02:32:46,733 ...but no, you had to grab up the whole scene, baby. 2260 02:32:46,900 --> 02:32:52,172 We had $350,000 right in our hands. 2261 02:32:52,338 --> 02:32:55,909 Fourteen into $350,000... 2262 02:32:56,760 --> 02:32:58,445 - [all groaning] - Shut up. 2263 02:33:00,613 --> 02:33:03,450 I wish I knew what they were gonna do to us. 2264 02:33:03,616 --> 02:33:08,922 But no matter what happens to us, I hope what happens to you will be worse. 2265 02:33:11,124 --> 02:33:14,294 I don't think you have to worry too much about that. 2266 02:33:14,461 --> 02:33:16,429 My wife is divorcing me. 2267 02:33:17,464 --> 02:33:20,200 My mother-in-law is suing me for damages. 2268 02:33:21,501 --> 02:33:25,138 My daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed. 2269 02:33:26,272 --> 02:33:28,308 My pension has been revoked. 2270 02:33:28,475 --> 02:33:32,112 And the only reason that you 10 idiots... 2271 02:33:32,946 --> 02:33:36,316 ...will very likely get off lightly... 2272 02:33:36,483 --> 02:33:40,720 ...is because the judge will have me up there to throw the book at. 2273 02:33:40,887 --> 02:33:43,356 Aw, that's tough. Oh! 2274 02:33:43,523 --> 02:33:46,260 [Chuckles] 2275 02:33:47,160 --> 02:33:51,898 I'd like to think that sometime, maybe 10 or 20 years from now... 2276 02:33:53,660 --> 02:33:56,302 ...there'd be something I could laugh at, anything. 2277 02:34:06,179 --> 02:34:09,649 Now, see here, you idiots, it's all your fault because... 2278 02:34:09,816 --> 02:34:11,584 Oh! 2279 02:34:11,751 --> 02:34:15,855 - Mama! - [All laughing] 2280 02:34:23,697 --> 02:34:25,865 Get away from me! 2281 02:34:26,320 --> 02:34:27,333 Let me go! 2282 02:34:31,838 --> 02:34:34,240 [All continue laughing] 2283 02:34:52,625 --> 02:34:57,897 [Chorus vocalizing] Mad 2284 02:34:58,640 --> 02:34:59,733 World