1 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,375 [♪ The Beach Boys: "California Girls"] 2 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:26,292 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:30,864 ♪ Well, East Coast girls are hip ♪ 4 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:35,735 ♪ I really dig those styles they wear ♪ 5 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:40,600 ♪ And the Southern girls, with the way they talk ♪ 6 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,778 ♪ They knock me out when I'm down there ♪ 7 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:48,848 ♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 8 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:53,119 ♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 9 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:57,624 ♪ I wish they all could be California ♪ 10 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:02,395 [song slows, distorts] ♪ Girl ♪ 11 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:05,498 [fast-paced music playing] 12 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:22,782 You got this. You can do it. 13 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:26,119 ♪ ♪ 14 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,156 [crowd shouting angrily] 15 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,462 [yelling] 16 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,530 [tires screeching] 17 00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:41,201 [angry shouting continues] 18 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,106 [grunting] 19 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,441 [grunts] 20 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:53,947 [tires screech, horn honks] 21 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,419 [man] He's on the next floor up! 22 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,210 [indistinct shouting] 23 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,957 ♪ ♪ 24 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,600 [sighs] 25 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,290 Lunchtime. [screams] 26 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,898 - Eat this. - [cries out] 27 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,601 [grunting] 28 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,204 Oh. [chuckles] 29 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,306 [grunts] 30 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,609 [cries out] 31 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,277 - [grunts] - [yelling] 32 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,651 [handle clatters to floor] 33 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,389 [news anchor] With record inflation and unemployment numbers soaring, 34 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:39,125 the economy hit historic lows Monday. 35 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:42,829 However, in a positive sign, the stock market has gone through the roof, 36 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:46,166 creating five brand-new billionaires today. 37 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,834 Topping the list is... 38 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:51,237 [speaking Filipino] You know I'm supposed to be retired on a beach somewhere? 39 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,600 [tapping] 40 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,240 Amihan? 41 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,608 [banging] 42 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:57,110 [speaking English] Ami, is that you? 43 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,611 [banging continues] 44 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:00,547 [glass shattering] 45 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:01,614 [gasps] 46 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,185 Do you know who I am? 47 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:07,520 Give me your phone. 48 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,157 [electrical crackling] 49 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,629 [alarm sounding] 50 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,532 [alarm continues] 51 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,235 What do you want? 52 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,870 [baby fussing] 53 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,438 Sir, please, whatever it is, 54 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:26,740 - I'm sure we can fix it. - [baby crying] 55 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,775 You got any painkillers? 56 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,543 Of course I do, I'm a grandma. 57 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,444 Get 'em. 58 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:36,449 - [shouting outside] - [man] Here. Over here. Come on. 59 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,651 [baby fussing] 60 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,754 All right. 61 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,623 - If you really want to help me, then-- - I'm so sorry, dear... 62 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,891 [sharp cracking] 63 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,327 [thudding] 64 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,499 ...but I do know who you are. 65 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,701 [grunting] 66 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,272 Ah, **** me. 67 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,741 [growls] 68 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:07,781 [baby fussing] 69 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,849 ♪ ♪ 70 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,619 We're gonna be rich. 71 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,454 - [baby coos] - [chiming] 72 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,662 - Go, go, go! Clear! - [baby crying] 73 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:25,265 - Don't move. - We have a visual. 74 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,534 ♪ ♪ 75 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,236 [automated voice] Subject deceased. 76 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,738 - [officer] We have a go. - [over radio] Jackpot confirmed. 77 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,407 - We're good. - Well, then, bring him in. 78 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,916 - [♪ The O'Jays: "For the Love of Money"] - ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 79 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,351 ♪ Money ♪ 80 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,287 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 81 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,122 - In, guys. Come on, let's go, let's go. - ♪ Money ♪ 82 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,324 - Come on, come on, come on, let's go. - ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 83 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:54,600 - [popping] - [gasping] - ♪ Money ♪ 84 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,562 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 85 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,764 Congratulations, Tala Almazan. 86 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:01,901 I'm Johnny Grand, and you just won the Grand Lottery. 87 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,170 We're going to LEGOLAND! 88 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,572 [Tala laughing] 89 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,707 And that'll get me another 50K, right? 90 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,420 Don't be greedy. 91 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:10,944 ♪ Money, money, money, money ♪ 92 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,460 [ominous music playing] 93 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:15,682 - [♪ Sub Urban featuring BENEE: "UH OH!"] - ♪ Uh-oh ♪ 94 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:18,685 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪ 95 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,620 ♪ Uh-oh ♪ 96 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:25,492 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪ 97 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,599 - [man] You're ****ing joking, right? - ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪ 98 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,268 No, our daughter did not get the part. 99 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,370 She totally shit the bed. 100 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,140 Got in the audition room and completely clammed up like an amateur. 101 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,375 I-I thought you ran those goddamned lines with her. 102 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,576 Well, it didn't work, did it? 103 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,780 All she had to do, Leanne, 104 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,800 was catch the baseball, wink at the camera and say, 105 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,249 "Betty Butter is the best butter when buying better butter." 106 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,851 I just ****ing did it. I just ****ing did it. 107 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,654 Well, it was a big job, Leanne, okay, and she ****ing blew it. 108 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,790 Maybe she'd book more mature parts, Leann, 109 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,590 if she didn't dress like Strawberry ****ing Shortcake. 110 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:01,394 Don't you hang up. Goddamn it. 111 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,834 Oh, sure, now you can act, when there's no one who can hire you. 112 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,235 That's great. 113 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,504 Give me a goddamn break. 114 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,413 I don't want to make a scene in front of your, uh, daughter 115 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:24,451 because you're her daddy and little girls love their daddies 116 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:27,587 even when they're ***holes, but maybe if you weren't such an ***hole 117 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,489 and asked her if she actually wanted to be an actor, 118 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,392 she wouldn't grow up to ****ing hate your guts. 119 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,290 Thanks, Dr. Phil. How much do I owe you for that bullshit? 120 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:38,365 [scoffs] 121 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,934 Why don't I report you to child services for child abuse? 122 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:44,700 You know, I'm off duty, but I can definitely still arrest you, if you want. 123 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:45,538 You're a cop? 124 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:48,708 Officer Katherine Kim, Ventura County license 62638. 125 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,712 So, I highly suggest you start treating your daughter like a human being 126 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,481 as opposed to a ****ing ATM. 127 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,651 - Yeah. - [clicks tongue] 128 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,988 [sighs] 129 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,226 I really do like your dress, sweetie. 130 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,694 Sorry for all the bad words. 131 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,897 I only curse when your mom's being a ****ing *****. 132 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,665 Excuse me, do you have the time? 133 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:13,900 Oh, yeah. 134 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,403 - It's, uh, 4:30. - Uh-huh. 135 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:18,838 You're a little young for a cop. 136 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,240 Um... 137 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,775 Well, I'm not a cop. 138 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,109 [whispers] I'm an actor. 139 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,812 [̈laughing] I knew it. 140 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,447 You're pretty good. 141 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,581 Thanks. 142 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,251 Yeah, I just hate ****ers like that. 143 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,318 [woman] Yeah. 144 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,620 So, what would I have seen you...? 145 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,323 All right, did you play a businesswoman who moved to a small town 146 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,325 and learned to love Christmas again? 147 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:40,827 No. 148 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,530 - Then I probably wouldn't have seen you. - Hmm. 149 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,990 I've been, uh, out of the business for a while. 150 00:07:46,990 --> 00:07:48,201 - And now you're back? - Yeah. 151 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,570 Me and millions of other people. 152 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,106 My dear, you listen. 153 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,607 There's only one you. 154 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,610 You are unique and you have your own voice. 155 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,746 Now, you just be true to who you are. 156 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,514 You're gonna make it, I can feel it. 157 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,283 Oh. 158 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,352 Well... thanks. 159 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,153 That was really nice. 160 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,355 Now, what's your name? 161 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,223 Because I want to keep an eye out for you when you're famous. 162 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,580 Katie. Katie Kim. 163 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:14,861 - [bell dings] - Oh, well, Miss Kim... 164 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,396 [doors hissing open] 165 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,932 ...I hope your legs fall off? 166 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,670 I-Isn't that what actors say? 167 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:23,570 Yeah, that's exactly what they say. 168 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,171 Thank you so much. 169 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:31,911 [chuckles] 170 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:35,849 [sighs] 171 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:42,155 Oh, my God. That Golden Girl ***** stole my watch. 172 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,656 What the ****? 173 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,860 [scoffs] 174 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,628 [sighs] 175 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,266 [ominous music playing] 176 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,439 Yeah, thanks for nothing. 177 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,740 [sighs] 178 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,109 [GLN anchor] ...and due to multiple winnerless rollovers 179 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:06,479 prompting record-breaking ticket sales, tomorrow's jackpot 180 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:09,820 in the monthly Grand Lottery now stands 181 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:14,120 at a whopping and historic $3.6 billion. 182 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,322 We've never seen anything like this before... 183 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:18,992 - [♪ Partners in Kryme: "Turtle Power!"] - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪ 184 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,127 [man singing along] ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ 185 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,229 ♪ On the half shell, they're the heroes four ♪ 186 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,699 ♪ In this day and age, who could ask for more? ♪ 187 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,201 ♪ The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious ♪ 188 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,203 ♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪ 189 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:34,641 ♪ 'Cause they can't find the source of this lethally evil force ♪ 190 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:37,377 - ♪ This is serious, so give me a quarter ♪ - ♪ This is serious, man, give me a quarter ♪ 191 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,412 ♪ I was a witness, get me a reporter ♪ 192 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,615 ♪ Call April O'Neil in on this case, eh, you better hurry up... 193 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,617 Protect and earn. 194 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:47,187 - [♪ Weezer: "Beverly Hills"] - [drumroll, cymbal crashes] 195 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,289 [rhythmic clapping along to music] 196 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,996 [indistinct chattering] 197 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,334 ♪ Where I come from isn't all that great ♪ 198 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,537 ♪ My automobile is a piece of crap ♪ 199 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,606 ♪ My fashion sense is a little wack ♪ 200 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,542 ♪ And my friends are just as screwy as me ♪ 201 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,379 ♪ I didn't go to boarding schools ♪ 202 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,148 ♪ Preppy girls never looked at me ♪ 203 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,784 - ♪ Why should they? I ain't nobody ♪ - [horns honking] 204 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,754 - ♪ Got nothing in my pocket ♪ - [angry shouting] 205 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,560 - ♪ Beverly Hills ♪ - Um... 206 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,291 Excuse me, sir. Uh, what's going on? 207 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,293 Is there an evacuation or something? 208 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,129 Lottery Day tomorrow. 209 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,830 ♪ Livin' in Beverly Hills ♪ 210 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,732 Lottery Day? What does that mean? 211 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,834 Lottery Day. 212 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,704 No, yeah, I heard you. It's just I'm new in town, 213 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,739 - so I'm not really up on the L.A. stuff. - Read the sign. 214 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,409 Oh. 215 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,277 ♪ Beverly Hills ♪ 216 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:48,181 ♪ That's where I want to be ♪ 217 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,949 ♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme ♪ 218 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,986 ♪ Livin' in Beverly Hills ♪ 219 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,320 [distant siren wailing] 220 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,989 Well, at least the neighborhood's diverse. 221 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,490 It smells like shit and piss. 222 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,250 - [gunshots] - [man] Get in the back! 223 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:00,694 Get in the back of the car! 224 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,196 Ta-da. 225 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,564 Oh, wow. 226 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:08,702 It looks a little different from... the Airbnb photos. 227 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,438 Yeah, I think the lighting is different. [spits] 228 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,540 Well, the entire room is different. 229 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,710 Oh, yeah, no, it was a different house, 'cause we use fake photos. 230 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,646 'Cause, like, who's gonna stay here if we don't? 231 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,848 Wow, I've never been catfished by a house before. 232 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,183 [forced laughter] 233 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,485 What? 234 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,320 Oh, wow. Okay. 235 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,955 That's interesting. Is this you? 236 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,890 Oh, my God. Yeah, that's me. 237 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,859 That's my manifestation board. 238 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,561 You gotta manifest the stuff you want 239 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,620 or else bad stuff's gonna happen to you, dude. 240 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,498 - This is a nice, nice little bed here. - Hmm. 241 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,567 - [metallic clanging] - So, why are you here? 242 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,703 Are you here for, like, pleasure or pain or... 243 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,771 No, I'm an actress. 244 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,440 Yeah, me, I'm a marine biologist at NASA. 245 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,711 Why would NASA need a marine biologist? 246 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,246 - Psych, *****. - [cries out] 247 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,514 [laughing] 248 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,150 - I got you. I totally fooled you. - [laughs nervously] Yeah. 249 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,485 I'm an actress, too. 250 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,153 Actress recognize actress, okay? 251 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,755 - [Katie stuttering] - [phone buzzing] 252 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,256 - Are you gonna get that? - [buzzing continues] 253 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,191 - The phone? - Oh. 254 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,626 Oh, no. 255 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,620 Oh, my God. 'Cause I know... 256 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:12,320 - Yeah, it's my ****ing mom. Bye. - Oh. 257 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,566 She calls me all the time. 258 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,168 I haven't answered in two years. 259 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,336 - How 'bout that? - [grunts] 260 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,338 Then she just calls and calls and calls. And she's like, 261 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,140 "Shadi, I love you." 262 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,420 "Shadi, I miss you." 263 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,444 "Shadi, how are you?" 264 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,460 Hmm. That's sweet. 265 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,547 ****ing ***hole. 266 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,816 - My mom's dead. - Lucky. 267 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,180 - [man] Yo! - [door closing] 268 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,753 Oh, my God, DJ's here. DJ. 269 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,789 DJ. DJ. 270 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,123 - DJ! - DJ! 271 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,525 - Oh, my God. - Wh-why don't you just go out-- 272 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,994 I can't wait for you to meet him. You're gonna literally die. 273 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,497 - He's a deejay named DJ. - Wow. 274 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,670 - I, honestly, I think his parents were ****ing psychic. - Right. 275 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,436 - You've got to meet DJ. Come on. - Oh. 276 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,572 - Baby! - Baby! 277 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,140 - You see how big the jackpot is? - Oh, my God. 278 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,809 [DJ] Like, what, like, $3 billion. 279 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,811 That's, like, twice as much as a million. 280 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,379 - That's so-- - This door! 281 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,814 [Shadi] Yeah. That's us. That's you and me. 282 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,750 - That's you and me. That's you and me. - That's you and me. 283 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,486 - Come here, come here. - [Shadi grunting] 284 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,855 - [Shadi and DJ laughing] - [Shadi] Okay. 285 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,560 This is DJ. 286 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,624 - This is him. - Hi. - Hey, I'm DJ. 287 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,160 - Uh, really cool to meet you. Yeah. - Yeah, you, too. 288 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,328 Do you guys have a house key? 289 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,630 - Yeah. Oh, here you go. - Oh. 290 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,198 - Yeah, just go for it. - Thank you. Thank-- 291 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,332 - [gasps] Oh. - [Shadi] Oh. 292 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,867 Oh, shit. Oh, I'm so sorry. 293 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,569 - What the **** was that? - Babe? 294 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,437 - I thought you were gonna dodge it. - Why? 295 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,140 Look at your bag. It says you go to fighting school. 296 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,777 Oh. Okay, what the **** is stage fighting? 297 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,146 It's fake fighting for movies. 298 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,914 Wait, they fake fight in movies? 299 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,160 Can I have the ****ing keys, please? 300 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,684 - Could you chill. Could you just chill. - No. 301 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,486 May I have the house keys, please? 302 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,820 - Yeah, sure. Here you go. - Thanks. 303 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,155 Ooh. 304 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,656 You got quick hands, Katie. 305 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,992 - [Shadi] That was a good catch. - That was a great catch. 306 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:47,994 - [door slams shut] - Mm. 307 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,162 What's her problem? 308 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,330 She's an actress. 309 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,232 - [helicopter blades whirring] - [bass music bumping nearby] 310 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,666 [crowd chattering] 311 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,735 [distant siren wailing] 312 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,700 [Katie] ****. 313 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,390 [phone chimes] 314 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,275 No, we're not cool. 315 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,711 - [bass music continues] - [crowd chattering] 316 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,688 [ominous music playing] 317 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,793 - Hey there. - [upbeat music playing] 318 00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,327 - Did you just win the Grand Lottery? - [cash register rings] 319 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:24,197 Is every citizen of Los Angeles now trying to murder you 320 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,399 so they can win an unimaginably large sum of money? 321 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,902 Well, you can turn to me, Noel Cassidy. 322 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,538 [echoing] I will get you to sundown. 323 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,239 - [echoing] Sundown, sundown. - [liquid burbling] 324 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,308 [TV continues playing indistinctly] 325 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,515 [intriguing music playing] 326 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,486 [sniffing] 327 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,921 Oh, what the...? 328 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,456 [flies buzzing] 329 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,158 Oh, shit. 330 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,562 [sniffs] Oh! 331 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,640 What... What is that? 332 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,899 What the **** is that? 333 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,771 Is this my new friend, Katie Kim? 334 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,600 Did it rain last night? 335 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,242 'Cause there seems to be a pretty big leak in your ceiling. 336 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,644 That's crap. It doesn't rain in L.A. 337 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,414 No, I'm not lying. There really is a leak in your ceiling. 338 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,982 No, I know it's leaking. 339 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,917 That's actual crap. We have a sewage thing. 340 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:23,156 Um, it's just that all of my-my clothes are wrecked 341 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,625 and-and I have a showcase in a couple hours. 342 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,994 Man, Katie, I feel so bad about this. 343 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,729 Like, let me make it right. 344 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,631 Why don't you pay me to rent my clothes? 345 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,433 You want me to pay you? 346 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,435 It's your sewage on my clothes. 347 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,370 Whoa, it's not my sewage. 348 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,738 It's the people upstairs. 349 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,940 My sewage leaks on Mrs. Kachekarian. 350 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,642 - Okay. - [flies buzzing] 351 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,910 How much for the clothes? 352 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:47,814 Uh... $40. That's the going rate. 353 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,183 [frustrated growl] 354 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,284 Fine. 355 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,452 Great. 356 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,821 Oh, this is going to be so fun. We're going to look like twins. 357 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,623 [sighs] 358 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,692 Worth every penny. 359 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,160 [horn honking] 360 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,362 You going to Comic Con or something? 361 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,698 No. Why do you say that? 362 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,320 If you're not going to Comic Con, 363 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,767 why are you dressed like the British robot from Star Wars? 364 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,300 How far are we from the destination? 365 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,705 Wait a second, are you famous? 366 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,139 - I recognize you. - Uh-huh. 367 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,708 - I do. - It's possible. I was in-- 368 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,943 Are you in that video where you put a can of Monster up your butt? 369 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,144 No, that wasn't me. 370 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,810 - It was orange flavor. - You think the flavor would jog my memory? 371 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,683 I don't know what it's like to shove something like that up my butt. 372 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:24,818 I don't either. 373 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:28,121 I worked with a ton of celebrities when I did construction. 374 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,156 I actually installed Machine Gun Kelly's panic room. 375 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,392 What does Machine Gun Kelly have to panic about? 376 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,361 Running out of skin to tattoo? 377 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,862 What do you think I'd panic about? 378 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,530 Not talking? 379 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,732 Bingo. 380 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,600 Awesome. I think I'm gonna put my headphones in 381 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,535 for the rest of the ride, if that's okay with you. 382 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,938 Okay, keep the volume low so you can hear me when I say stuff. 383 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,910 [man over radio] Okay, make sure to thumb-print those lotto tickets, L.A., 384 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,881 because we are just ten minutes away from drawing our biggest jackpot winner yet. 385 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,170 [upbeat music playing] 386 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,334 Great. They're rebooting Barbie. 387 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,402 Katie Kim. 388 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,237 Oh, yes, present. 389 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,207 [scoffs] 390 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,943 All right, so, we're just about ready for you, 391 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,312 but first, that's going to be $400. 392 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,614 Oh. 393 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,450 Because it had said $200 online. 394 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,751 Yeah, that's our online price. 395 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,453 In person, it's $400. 396 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:37,190 Oh. Well, in that case, maybe I can go get a computer and just do that online. 397 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,526 Oh, I wish. That'd be so great, right? 398 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,461 Unfortunately, you're here, 399 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:45,650 in person, so it's $400. 400 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:46,566 [sighs] 401 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,234 Are you serious about being famous? 402 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,402 Yeah. 403 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,772 Oh. Real cash. 404 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,107 - It's retro. - Yeah. 405 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,477 Okay, come on in, and hey, smile. It's your big break. 406 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,945 Come on. 407 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:01,147 'Kay. 408 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:06,860 - Oof. - [door closes] 409 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:07,787 Hi. I'm Katie. 410 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,956 You just come from some sci-fi thing? 411 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,580 Oh. [laughs] No, I-- 412 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,600 - Any acting experience? - Yeah, totally. 413 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,363 Uh, mostly when I was younger. 414 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,998 You couldn't turn on the TV in the mid-2000s without seeing me. 415 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:22,102 Oh, are you the kid from the Spaghetti Squares commercials? 416 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:25,438 Yeah. "Who cares? It's Spaghetti Squares." 417 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,742 Well, we are honored to have canned pasta royalty in our presence. 418 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:29,809 [clears throat] 419 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,112 So, anything since Spaghetti Squares? 420 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,447 I was taking care of my sick mom back in Michigan, 421 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,785 and, uh, just got back into town and ready to act. 422 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,520 You left your mom by herself? 423 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,855 Is she okay? 424 00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,790 No, she died. 425 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,492 No, so she's not. 426 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,726 Which I thought was implied. 427 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,628 Oh. 428 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,130 Did you kill her? 429 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,531 No, um-- 430 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,200 All right, well, is this your monologue, or did you prepare something? 431 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,236 No, I-I... Sorry, I have something, yeah. 432 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,907 [automated voice] Registering player for the next draw. 433 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,810 Good luck, Katie Kim. 434 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,379 Hey, Spaghetti Squares, are you ready? We got a lot of girls waiting. 435 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,948 Yeah, yes. I'm going to start. 436 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,117 - You should really have that memorized. - I do, I do. I'm sorry. 437 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,819 Real actors are always off-book. 438 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,690 Yes, and I am also a real actor, so I will be going off-book. 439 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:17,791 Enough! 440 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,293 That's enough now. 441 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,461 From all of you. 442 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,563 You think water moves fast? 443 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,310 Well, you should see ice. 444 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,399 It moves like it has a mind. 445 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,934 Like it killed the world once-- 446 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,236 - Touch your toes. - Is that from Deep Blue Sea? 447 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,571 Uh... [chuckles] 448 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,139 Sorry, I-I, I just, I had more. 449 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,608 I want to know if you're flexible, so touch your toes, please. 450 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,770 Why? 451 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,913 'Cause we want to see how vulnerable you are. 452 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:40,980 Mm. Mm-hmm. 453 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,816 Could I see you, uh, jiggle a little? 454 00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:43,950 Give me my money back. 455 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,619 You paid to be seen. You were seen. 456 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,324 - Libby. - Oh, that's me. 457 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,127 - Hi. - Hi. Good to see you. 458 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,896 Hey. Don't let them get to you. 459 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,833 You are worth so much more than this. 460 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:03,690 Thank you. I, like, I really needed to hear that today. 461 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:04,204 Hey. 462 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,773 Don't let them get to you. 463 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,420 You are worth so much more than this. 464 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,310 Don't let them get to you. 465 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,780 You are worth so much more than this. 466 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,446 - So much-- - Break a leg. 467 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,315 You break a leg, *****. 468 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,517 Break your entire ****ing body. 469 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,852 - Thank you. - Yeah. 470 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,823 [multiple cards buzzing] 471 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,398 [buzzing continues] 472 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,499 [woman gasps] 473 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,668 [whispering] Are you seeing it's her? 474 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,369 [suspenseful music playing] 475 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,504 [Katie] Oh. 476 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,390 Excuse me. 477 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:46,279 Oh, I-I definitely didn't get the part, so there's no need for the death stare. 478 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,182 [woman screams] 479 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,950 - Oh. Oh. - [woman grunting] 480 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,287 - Ow. - [woman groans] 481 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,457 - Oh, shit. - [woman yells] 482 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,792 What the ****, ladies? 483 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,270 "Break a leg" means good luck in the theater. Calm down. 484 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:02,562 Back off, Riley. She's my jackpot. 485 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,599 [women yelling, grunting] 486 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:11,237 Congrats, girlie. You're famous now. 487 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,273 And I'm gonna be rich. 488 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,541 Ho. Ho, ho, ho, ho. 489 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,309 [grunting] 490 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,578 [dramatic music playing] 491 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,880 Oh, oh, oh, not the heel. 492 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,818 Jesus. Hollywood's gotten extremely competitive. 493 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:26,190 What? 494 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,787 [women grunting, growling] 495 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,489 [Katie] The **** is going on? 496 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,995 - She went down here. - She's my jackpot! 497 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,990 [lock clicks] 498 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:40,900 [multiple cards buzzing] 499 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,203 Oh, come on. 500 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:45,205 - [yelling] - She's mine. 501 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:46,373 [man] My jackpot. 502 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,410 - [yelling] - [grunting] 503 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:49,609 - [man] Jackpot! - [screaming] 504 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:50,977 Oh, shit. 505 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,481 My jackpot! 506 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,830 She's mine. 507 00:21:57,830 --> 00:21:59,285 - [man] You want some of this? - Everyone! 508 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,588 Time out! Hey! 509 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,856 What is happening? 510 00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:04,224 Everybody back off. 511 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:05,525 Thank you. 512 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:06,459 She's my jackpot. 513 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,194 What is that, a *** thing? 514 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,295 [yelling] 515 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,332 [yelling] 516 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,266 [grunting] 517 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,569 - What are you doing? Let go. - [Katie] No. No, you let go. 518 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,720 - Let go. Let go. - No. I will not let go. 519 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,708 - Ma'am, ma'am. - We're bonding. You can't kill me now. 520 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,440 [grunts] 521 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:28,348 - Hey, girl. - [grunting] 522 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,316 You're better than this. Maybe you're not. 523 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:33,119 Can't we help each other out? 524 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,210 [woman grunts] 525 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,389 [Katie cries out] 526 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,494 - Oh! - [man groaning] 527 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,130 Oh, my God! That's your student! 528 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,533 No. No, please, no. 529 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,234 - [man screams] - Oh, my God. 530 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,170 I'm so sorry about that. 531 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:53,873 Ah! God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Let me go. Let me go. 532 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,408 Wait, don't, don't let me go. 533 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,943 Don't let me go! 534 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,778 [woman] ...elbows to bring your knees. 535 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,213 There we go. Beautiful. 536 00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:03,917 [groaning] 537 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:06,152 [grunting] 538 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,921 - [gasps] - [multiple cards buzzing] 539 00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:09,389 - [Katie groaning] - Oh. 540 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:14,894 Oh, ladies. Thank God. 541 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,963 [buzzing continues] 542 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,320 Oh. You guys have the cards, too. 543 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,201 Uh-oh, you guys have the cards, too. 544 00:23:21,201 --> 00:23:22,736 I think I'm just gonna go through the wall. 545 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,171 - [man growling] - Okay, okay. 546 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,574 - [woman whimpering] - I'm-I'm going with you. I'm going with you. 547 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,775 Wait up, Trish! 548 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:31,711 - [shouting] - Ow. 549 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,470 [woman] Katie Kim, you're mine! 550 00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:35,482 It's my money! 551 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,616 [yelling] 552 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,852 - Door. - That's my jackpot. 553 00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:42,756 X block! 554 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:43,790 [woman yells] 555 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,493 [woman whimpering] 556 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,862 - [woman] You're dead. - I'm not here. 557 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,230 I'm just a haunted yoga mat, y'all. 558 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:51,865 [man yells] 559 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,567 - [man grunts] - [yells] 560 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,438 [Katie yells] 561 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,541 Oh, ooh, I would faint, too. 562 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,742 Oh, what the...! 563 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,544 [strained grunting] 564 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,781 [gasping] 565 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,449 - Don't do it, Jessica. - [Jessica yelling] 566 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,419 [straining] Why me? 567 00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:14,921 3.6 billion reasons. 568 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:15,989 What? 569 00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:17,891 [loud crashing] 570 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,361 [intriguing music playing] 571 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,764 Now what? 572 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:29,936 [grunting] 573 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,380 No. 574 00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:33,440 Ten percent. 575 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,908 What? 576 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,777 - [man grunting] - [Katie yelling] 577 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,790 First five takedowns are free. 578 00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:41,810 After that, it'll cost you ten percent. 579 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,149 - That's freebie number two. - [men shouting] 580 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,417 [Katie] Oh! 581 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,453 - [grunts] - [woman cries out] 582 00:24:46,453 --> 00:24:47,654 That's freebie number three. 583 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,189 You are really burning through them, eh? 584 00:24:49,189 --> 00:24:50,523 I'm keeping track. 585 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:51,858 [woman] Go. 586 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:54,527 - [Katie] Oh, my God. - That's freebie four. 587 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,795 [woman] She's mine. 588 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,264 - Here, take this. - Gotcha. 589 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,330 [screaming] 590 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:01,735 Scroll to the bottom, use your thumbprint to sign it. 591 00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:03,436 Sorry if the screen's a bit cold. 592 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:05,380 - [Katie] Sign what? - [man yelling] 593 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:07,974 That's your last freebie. 594 00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:08,908 Guy! 595 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:11,378 [grunts] 596 00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:14,247 Okay, you know what, he was attacking me, so I'm not gonna charge you for that. 597 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:15,482 That's just me being nice. 598 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,517 [sighs] All right. 599 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,853 Hey, why is there so much legalese in here? 600 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:20,954 Standard terms of service. 601 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:22,789 I don't mean to push you, but it's now or never. 602 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:23,857 - Okay. - [beeps] 603 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,580 Okay, great. 604 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:27,327 - [beeping] - Ah, congratulations. 605 00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:28,862 We have a consensual business relationship. 606 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,397 [grunting] 607 00:25:31,164 --> 00:25:32,699 Hold my coattails. 608 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,734 [man yelling] 609 00:25:37,337 --> 00:25:39,500 [woman cries out] 610 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,440 - Make your feet sharp. - What? 611 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,374 [woman grunts] 612 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,210 - [woman screams] - [Katie] Whoa. 613 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,713 - [yelling] - Oh! 614 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:49,449 [sharp snap] 615 00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:50,650 No, no. [grunts] 616 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,954 - Oh, hell no. - Oh, hell yeah. 617 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,457 [man] Whoa. 618 00:25:57,457 --> 00:25:59,626 - [man screams] - [groans] 619 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:00,794 [grunts] 620 00:26:00,794 --> 00:26:02,620 I did not sign up for this shit. 621 00:26:02,796 --> 00:26:04,164 [man screams] 622 00:26:04,164 --> 00:26:06,666 [Katie] Oh. Oh, girl. Oh, girl. 623 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:07,934 - [deep grunt] - [Katie] Ooh! 624 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,690 I felt that, too. 625 00:26:09,690 --> 00:26:10,737 - [straining] Right in the bean. - Okay, okay. 626 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,672 Okay, you done? Untie me. 627 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:15,241 [yelling ferociously] 628 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,910 You sure about that? 629 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,780 Yeah, wax off, bro. 630 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:21,915 [Katie grunts] 631 00:26:24,117 --> 00:26:25,652 You got fast hands. 632 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:27,987 Well, I'm not looking for hand compliments right now. 633 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:30,623 I want to know what the **** is going on. 634 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,192 And what am I threatening you with? 635 00:26:32,192 --> 00:26:35,362 Oh, that shoots enzyme-protein-peptide- bioactive constituent rounds 636 00:26:35,362 --> 00:26:37,630 that cause temporary paralysis. 637 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,199 - What? - Wasp venom. 638 00:26:39,199 --> 00:26:42,202 Lottery security requires a specialized set of tools. 639 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:44,838 Yeah, you-you are holding that all wrong. 640 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:46,439 - No, I got my finger on the-- - Just it's, no, you... 641 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:47,941 - [yells] - Give me that thing. 642 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,710 I just want you to know that I'm not mad. 643 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,214 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 644 00:26:54,214 --> 00:26:56,416 - Do you want them to choke on their tongues? - [man groans] 645 00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:58,518 Based upon the last four minutes with them, yeah, a little bit. 646 00:26:58,518 --> 00:26:59,786 I would love that, actually. 647 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:03,623 Okay, listen, the drone posts your location in 14 minutes. 648 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,825 - We are leaving. - The drone? What drone? 649 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,360 [alarm sounding] 650 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,497 Okay, so the rules say your fans can't kill anyone else 651 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:11,831 for your money, just you. 652 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,234 Also, your fans cannot use lethal ballistics-- that means no guns-- 653 00:27:14,234 --> 00:27:17,837 but anything throwable is legal and, trust me, they throw some nasty shit. 654 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,500 Hold on, hold on. "Fans"? 655 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,206 I don't have any fans. 656 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,475 [man] Hey. It's Katie Kim. 657 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,477 - [man grunts] - [Katie screams] 658 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,480 We should go. Car doors open. 659 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,820 - [♪ Jacaranda: "MoneyMoney"] - [woman] There she is. 660 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,650 [man] That's her. 661 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:31,951 [man 2] There's Katie! 662 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:33,586 Hey, you really don't know what's going on? 663 00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:35,488 I know you're some sort of kung fu bodybuilder 664 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:38,324 that cares about the tongues of people he beats up. 665 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:41,695 I mean, that feels rude, but not inaccurate. 666 00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:43,229 - [engine starting] - I need the money! 667 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,310 I live in that food truck! 668 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,900 - [clamoring] - ♪ ♪ 669 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:50,704 [angry shouting] 670 00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:52,605 [buzzing] 671 00:27:52,605 --> 00:27:55,108 ♪ All I need is money, money ♪ 672 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:57,430 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪ 673 00:27:57,430 --> 00:27:58,611 [man] Yeah, go, go, go! 674 00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:01,948 Go! 675 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:07,354 ♪ All I want is money, money, get, get, get me, get me ♪ 676 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,155 Go, go, go! 677 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,240 - [tires squealing] - ♪ Get, get, get me some... 678 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,525 - [buzzing] - Oh, wow. 679 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,294 That nice girl from the bus. 680 00:28:14,294 --> 00:28:15,895 - Good for her. - [woman] I gotta go. 681 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,497 - Okay, Irene. - ♪ All I need is money, money ♪ 682 00:28:17,497 --> 00:28:18,665 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪ 683 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:20,400 Let's go get some. 684 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,770 [man over radio] Only six hours till sundown, jackpot lovers, 685 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:26,720 so if you want to find Katie Kim, 686 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,607 - you'd better move it. - [♪ Reel 2 Real: "I Like to Move It"] 687 00:28:27,607 --> 00:28:29,909 Katie, you won the lottery, 688 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,211 and now anyone with a losing ticket 689 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,813 that kills you before sundown gets your money. Legally. 690 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,148 Okay, that's murder. 691 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,316 Oh, not in California. 692 00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:37,784 It's just a chance at the big time. 693 00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:40,153 Okay, when the **** did this become a thing? 694 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:41,755 I don't know, a few years ago? 695 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:43,690 How did you not hear about this? 696 00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:46,459 Me and my mom just watched movies and emotionally neutral baking shows. 697 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:48,962 We didn't watch the news. It was too depressing. 698 00:28:48,962 --> 00:28:51,731 Yeah. But you gotta keep up with what's going on in the world. 699 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,433 It's your duty as a citizen of Earth. 700 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:57,270 Hey, look, the Shutterbug's gonna post your location every 14 minutes, 701 00:28:57,270 --> 00:28:59,439 but your fans around here, they're just gonna see it tailing us. 702 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:01,541 [♪ LCD Soundsystem: "Us V Them"] 703 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:06,212 Oh, shit. 704 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,581 - [man] Hey, hey! - Come on! 705 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:09,916 Let's go! 706 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:10,984 I need you to put this on. 707 00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:12,686 Get her! 708 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,355 [whooping] 709 00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:19,693 I'm sorry it's a little matchy-matchy, but I need you to protect the head, okay? 710 00:29:19,693 --> 00:29:21,528 - [bikers whooping] - [Katie] Oh, shit. 711 00:29:21,528 --> 00:29:24,497 ♪ The time has come, the time has come ♪ 712 00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:26,433 - Oh, my God. - ♪ The time has come today ♪ 713 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,536 - [tires screeching] - ♪ The time has come ♪ 714 00:29:29,536 --> 00:29:31,171 ♪ The time has come... 715 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:32,505 Helmet on, hold on tight, please. 716 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:33,640 [man] Go! 717 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,709 [Katie screams] Shit. 718 00:29:35,709 --> 00:29:37,277 [sniffing] Huh, they used Clooney's tequila. 719 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,145 I never got the tequila craze. I'm more of a gin guy. 720 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,547 You ever tried Artingstall's? 721 00:29:40,547 --> 00:29:43,917 I will buy you a ****ing case of it if you let me out of this goddamn car. 722 00:29:45,919 --> 00:29:47,787 [tires screeching] 723 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:54,160 Ah, God, be careful. 724 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,129 [tires screeching] 725 00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:59,332 - [Katie] Biker! Oh! - [man grunts] 726 00:29:59,332 --> 00:30:01,101 Oh, shit. 727 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:04,904 ♪ The time has come, the time has come ♪ 728 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,606 ♪ The time has come today... 729 00:30:06,606 --> 00:30:07,774 Knives. Knives. Knives. 730 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:14,881 Uh, this isn't mine. 731 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,583 Did you thumb-print that? 732 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,118 On accident. 733 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:23,356 Cancel. Undo. Force quit. Delete. 734 00:30:23,356 --> 00:30:25,291 Get down. 735 00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:32,332 How do I cancel this? 736 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:34,567 You really want to quit the lottery and miss out on all that money? 737 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:35,669 Yes, I do. 738 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:37,771 [stammering] 739 00:30:37,771 --> 00:30:39,539 The only way to quit is... 740 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,709 - [metallic clang] - [moans] 741 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,310 The only way to quit is? 742 00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:49,115 The only way to quit is? 743 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:50,817 Oh, shit. 744 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,653 Goddamn it. 745 00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:54,988 I don't want to sound like a broken record, 746 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:56,389 but I told you to protect the head. 747 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,227 But the only way to quit is what? 748 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:03,296 The only way to quit is if you leave the city. 749 00:31:05,732 --> 00:31:07,330 Okay, then let's leave the city, then. 750 00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,869 The closest Quit Line is just past the blue neon cross on the Grapevine. 751 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:14,740 Blue neon cross, Grapevine. 752 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,443 Let's go before I ****ing throw up in here. 753 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:18,645 Har-har. Nobody quits the lottery. 754 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,748 [engine revving] 755 00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:26,586 [woman] Go, go! 756 00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:28,121 [coughing] 757 00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:31,491 Hey, you, that way! Shithead, that way! 758 00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:32,692 Let's go! 759 00:31:32,692 --> 00:31:34,961 [shouting] 760 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:37,163 [bikes departing] 761 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:44,838 Hey, bootleg Captain America, I'm dead serious. 762 00:31:44,838 --> 00:31:46,539 I want to quit. 763 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:48,408 Are you listening to me? 764 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:51,644 I want to get out of the game. Now. 765 00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:53,780 Come on. You really mean that? 766 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,916 How can someone whose face looks so much like a giant ear 767 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,852 not hear what I'm saying? 768 00:31:58,852 --> 00:32:01,521 Okay, you're really bringing up some stuff for me there. 769 00:32:01,521 --> 00:32:03,490 Kids at school used to call me Earface, okay? 770 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:04,991 Get me outta the game! 771 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,530 Okay, I will get you to the Grapevine, 772 00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:13,990 but after I do, you should seriously consider therapy. 773 00:32:13,990 --> 00:32:14,901 Thank you. And I will. 774 00:32:14,901 --> 00:32:16,703 But I-I... 775 00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:20,440 Wait a second. 776 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,420 What's the catch? 777 00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:29,416 What, what is that? 778 00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:31,851 [distorted] You know what you're doing right now? 779 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:33,860 No, I don't. 780 00:32:33,860 --> 00:32:35,522 [normal voice] You are looking a gift horse in the mouth. 781 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:36,723 - [stammers] - [bikes approaching] 782 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,827 - Shit. Windows up. - I thought you were having a stroke. 783 00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:43,630 - [♪ Armin van Buuren: "Blah Blah Blah"] - ♪ All we ever hear from you is blah, blah, blah ♪ 784 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,432 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ 785 00:32:45,432 --> 00:32:46,666 Ow! 786 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:47,934 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ 787 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:54,641 ♪ All we ever hear from you is blah, blah, blah ♪ 788 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:57,544 ♪ So all we ever do is go ja, ja, ja ♪ 789 00:32:57,544 --> 00:32:59,279 ♪ And we don't even care about what they say ♪ 790 00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:00,914 Pull over! 791 00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:03,416 ♪ 'Cause it's ja, ja, ja, ja ♪ 792 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,684 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah ♪ 793 00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:05,985 Oh, fu-- Oh, shit. 794 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,188 Oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit. 795 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:10,560 Ah, ah, there's swords. 796 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,226 Goddamn it. Oh, oh, oh. 797 00:33:13,226 --> 00:33:16,629 You... will... not... stab... my... face. 798 00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:18,640 - Ow. - Oh. 799 00:33:18,932 --> 00:33:20,367 Oh, yeah, the wasp gun. That's a good idea. Yes. 800 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,670 Oh! Oh! 801 00:33:24,237 --> 00:33:25,271 [screaming] 802 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:27,374 Bad. Bad biker. Bad biker. 803 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,442 - Dude, she's not a dog. - You don't know that. 804 00:33:31,578 --> 00:33:33,113 [grunts] 805 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:35,281 - You drive. - [Katie] I-I don't drive. 806 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,117 I can't drive. I can't drive. 807 00:33:37,117 --> 00:33:38,251 ****, I'm driving. 808 00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:41,154 ♪ All we ever hear from you is blah, blah, blah... 809 00:33:41,154 --> 00:33:43,556 - [Noel grunting] - What are you guys doing back there? 810 00:33:43,556 --> 00:33:46,359 I am a big man in a small back seat. Cut me some slack. 811 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:48,194 ♪ And we don't even care about what they say ♪ 812 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:49,396 ♪ 'Cause it's ja, ja, ja, ja... 813 00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:51,564 - [woman yelling] - [grunting rhythmically] 814 00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:54,734 - [cries out] - Here. Hey, could you pass me the helmet, please? 815 00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:57,704 - [muffled screaming] - Thank you. 816 00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:01,541 Passenger door open. 817 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,109 [screaming] 818 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,544 - [crashing] - What the hell was that? 819 00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:07,147 You think I'm gonna kick somebody out of a moving car without a helmet? 820 00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:08,848 I'm not a monster. 821 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,252 Hey, be more careful. I just paid this thing off. 822 00:34:12,252 --> 00:34:13,753 Well, if you're waiting for an apology, 823 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:15,689 you're gonna be an old ****ing man by the time that comes. 824 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:19,526 Katie, could you pop the trunk, please? 825 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:24,230 [dramatic music playing] 826 00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:26,533 Oh, my God. 827 00:34:31,171 --> 00:34:32,839 - Don't slow down. - It's a dead end. 828 00:34:32,839 --> 00:34:34,574 I've seen deader. 829 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:35,709 Holy...! 830 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:38,111 Hit the brakes. 831 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:42,849 [screaming] 832 00:34:42,849 --> 00:34:44,170 [grunting] 833 00:34:46,453 --> 00:34:47,987 Protect the head, *****. 834 00:34:47,987 --> 00:34:49,589 [grunting] 835 00:34:50,657 --> 00:34:52,525 It's good to see that you're coming around on helmets. 836 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:54,627 [engine chugging] 837 00:34:56,663 --> 00:34:58,331 Your car's all ****ed up. 838 00:34:58,331 --> 00:34:59,566 It needs a tune. 839 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:01,434 You know, it's not, uh, your fault. 840 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,236 - You're just driving wrong. - [backfires] 841 00:35:04,337 --> 00:35:05,939 [engine chugging] 842 00:35:07,574 --> 00:35:09,542 [engine sputtering, backfires] 843 00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:13,313 Hah! We lost 'em. 844 00:35:13,313 --> 00:35:15,615 Hey, what was your favorite part of the chase? 845 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:17,650 For me, it was, like, a toss-up between the alley and-- 846 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,586 Oh, balls. 847 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:22,220 [both grunting] 848 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,392 Okay, let's go. Let's go. 849 00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:27,327 One, two, with the... [grunts] 850 00:35:27,327 --> 00:35:28,862 - Oh. - ****! 851 00:35:28,862 --> 00:35:30,330 Why?! 852 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:32,265 [sighs] 853 00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,334 - So you get ten percent if I keep going? - Yeah. 854 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,502 What do you get if I quit? 855 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:37,704 Zero. 856 00:35:37,704 --> 00:35:39,639 But I'll still help you. Get up. 857 00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:41,274 Everybody wants a cut of me except you, huh? 858 00:35:41,274 --> 00:35:44,444 Listen, Golden Rule: you treat people like you want to be treated, and then-- 859 00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:46,112 Oh, you dirt-faced me! 860 00:35:46,112 --> 00:35:47,947 - [grunts] - [cracking] 861 00:35:47,947 --> 00:35:50,160 [groans] 862 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,850 Put your hip into that one, didn't you? 863 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:53,653 Really hit the target there. 864 00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:54,654 How's it look? Good? 865 00:35:54,654 --> 00:35:56,623 You look like a Muppet just ran into a wall. 866 00:35:56,623 --> 00:35:58,124 Wow, that was wild. [sniffing] 867 00:35:58,124 --> 00:36:00,326 I can smell my own face. Good job. 868 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,695 [gasps] 869 00:36:01,695 --> 00:36:03,897 No problemo. I'll just crack this guy back into place. 870 00:36:03,897 --> 00:36:05,398 It'll be back to normal. Easy peasy. 871 00:36:05,398 --> 00:36:06,933 - [cracking] - [grunting] 872 00:36:08,935 --> 00:36:11,710 ****! Oh, shit! 873 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:14,274 It feels like my nose is tickling my **** hole! 874 00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:16,776 Shit in my sneaker! 875 00:36:16,776 --> 00:36:19,112 Ah, ****! 876 00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:23,116 Okay. [sniffs] 877 00:36:23,116 --> 00:36:24,951 That was good. 878 00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:26,786 [siren chirping] 879 00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:29,489 Ah, shit. 880 00:36:29,489 --> 00:36:31,725 - Finally, some real help is here. - [car doors closing] 881 00:36:31,725 --> 00:36:33,226 - They're gonna try to kill you, Katie. - [indistinct radio transmission] 882 00:36:33,226 --> 00:36:35,362 [Katie] I am so happy to see you. 883 00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:37,564 Everybody has been trying to kill me. 884 00:36:37,564 --> 00:36:39,332 - Oh. - [Taser crackling] 885 00:36:39,332 --> 00:36:41,101 [cops grunting] 886 00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:44,700 - Shit, shit. - [grunting continues] 887 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,374 [cries out] 888 00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:48,975 - [high-pitched whining] - Sorry. 889 00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:50,477 [Noel] Katie! 890 00:36:51,478 --> 00:36:53,713 [tense music playing] 891 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:56,249 You came to Hollywood to get recognized, Katie. 892 00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:57,617 Just embrace the irony. 893 00:36:57,617 --> 00:36:58,818 [gasps] 894 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,127 [man, high-pitched voice] Pinky Pooh Pooh. 895 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:09,129 I love you. 896 00:37:09,129 --> 00:37:11,498 [normal voice] All right, that'll be 20 bucks. 897 00:37:11,498 --> 00:37:13,400 [card chirping] 898 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,435 [music intensifies] 899 00:37:16,736 --> 00:37:18,738 - [alarm sounding] - Oh, no. 900 00:37:18,738 --> 00:37:21,740 - [man] I don't see her. - Here. 901 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,309 - [alarm continues] - Where is she? Where is she? 902 00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:25,645 - [man] Nowhere to run, Katie! - [high-pitched gasp] 903 00:37:25,645 --> 00:37:28,181 - [woman] Where are you? - [overlapping chatter] 904 00:37:28,181 --> 00:37:30,160 Excuse me. Uh, one ticket, please. 905 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,852 Oh, sorry. We're closed for renovations till next week. 906 00:37:32,852 --> 00:37:34,487 Oh, goddamn it. 907 00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:35,588 Oh. 908 00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:37,891 Oh, oh, oh. No, no, no, no, you're safe. 909 00:37:37,891 --> 00:37:41,695 Uh, come on. I'll-I'll just send 'em down the street to my favorite titty bar. 910 00:37:41,695 --> 00:37:43,496 My daughter's about your age. 911 00:37:43,496 --> 00:37:46,499 And I think this lottery is immoral. 912 00:37:46,499 --> 00:37:48,101 Thank you. And I totally agree. 913 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,904 And I also love Spaghetti Squares. 914 00:37:50,904 --> 00:37:53,373 - Oh, you rec... you recognize me? - Mm-hmm. [chuckling] 915 00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:55,375 - Cool. I got recognized. - [speaks indistinctly] 916 00:37:57,477 --> 00:37:59,979 [woman, recording] Hello, and welcome to the Fameland Wax Museum. 917 00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:02,182 Jenny from the block says have a great time. 918 00:38:02,182 --> 00:38:04,184 Is that supposed to be J.Lo? 919 00:38:04,184 --> 00:38:06,519 Looks like a statue of a woman asking to see the manager. 920 00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:09,622 [breathlessly] Okay. 921 00:38:09,622 --> 00:38:11,658 All right. Where the **** are we? 922 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:14,661 - [phone ringing] - [gasping] 923 00:38:15,695 --> 00:38:17,130 Hello? 924 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,498 [Shadi] Katie. 925 00:38:18,498 --> 00:38:20,500 Oh, my God. You poor thing. 926 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:21,935 I just saw the news. 927 00:38:21,935 --> 00:38:23,203 Shadi? 928 00:38:23,203 --> 00:38:24,671 Yeah, girl. 929 00:38:24,671 --> 00:38:26,390 Are you okay? 930 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:27,707 No, no, I'm not okay. 931 00:38:27,707 --> 00:38:29,709 I-I need to get to the Grapevine to stop the game. 932 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:31,378 Can I borrow your car? 933 00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:32,445 Anything for you. 934 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,813 Like, where are you? 935 00:38:33,813 --> 00:38:35,482 I'm... 936 00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:37,183 hiding. 937 00:38:37,183 --> 00:38:38,685 Where are you? 938 00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:41,121 I'm at home. 939 00:38:41,121 --> 00:38:42,856 But, yeah, I think you should just tell me your address 940 00:38:42,856 --> 00:38:44,657 and I can, I'll be right there. 941 00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:46,659 [high-pitched voice] Ah, Pinky Pooh Pooh. 942 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:48,628 I love you. 943 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,264 You know what, I think I'm actually just gonna sit tight. 944 00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:53,833 - Hello, and welcome to the Fameland Wax Museum. - Shh, shh, shh! 945 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:56,536 Okay, got it. Um, I-I'm coming. Just sit tight. 946 00:38:56,536 --> 00:38:58,171 Uh, uh, everything's gonna be fine. 947 00:38:58,171 --> 00:38:59,406 Okay. 948 00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,740 - Love you. - [hangs up phone] 949 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,442 [sighs] 950 00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:04,770 [grunting happily] 951 00:39:04,770 --> 00:39:05,445 - Yes, yes, yes, yes? - Yes. 952 00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:06,946 - You got her? - She's ****ing in there. 953 00:39:06,946 --> 00:39:08,481 - In the museum? [yelps happily] - She's in there. 954 00:39:08,481 --> 00:39:10,517 But we can't go into the museum, remember? 955 00:39:10,517 --> 00:39:11,785 We're banned. 956 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:14,654 It was, like, three weeks ago. 957 00:39:14,654 --> 00:39:16,560 Come on, babe. Get with it. 958 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,824 I'm with it, I'm with it, I'm with it. 959 00:39:17,824 --> 00:39:20,260 ♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪ 960 00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:21,928 ♪ Murder ♪ 961 00:39:21,928 --> 00:39:24,164 [Shadi] Shh, shh. 962 00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:26,266 [Shadi humming happily] 963 00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:31,638 Sorry, we're closed for renovations. 964 00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:34,341 Oh, you two are banned. 965 00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:38,244 What you two perverts did to the Tin Man keeps me up at night. 966 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:39,879 Wait, that was the Tin Man? 967 00:39:39,879 --> 00:39:41,681 I thought we were ****ing RoboCop. 968 00:39:41,681 --> 00:39:43,783 - Is she in there? - Who? 969 00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:44,884 [sighs] 970 00:39:44,884 --> 00:39:46,419 You're a shitty actor. 971 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,588 Hyah! 972 00:39:49,155 --> 00:39:50,557 - Let's go. - Let's go. 973 00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:51,791 Sorry about that, brother. 974 00:39:51,791 --> 00:39:53,226 [maniacal laughter recording] 975 00:39:53,226 --> 00:39:56,162 - [whimsical music playing] - [man, recording] None shall pass. 976 00:39:56,162 --> 00:39:58,365 [woman, recording] Hello, and welcome to the Fameland Wax Museum. 977 00:39:58,365 --> 00:39:59,766 [gasps] Oh, shit. 978 00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:02,202 Jenny from the block says have a great time. 979 00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:04,738 [maniacal laughter recording] 980 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:06,239 Katie? 981 00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,907 - [whimsical music playing] - [man, recording] None shall pass. 982 00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:10,430 - [phone chiming] - Ugh, it's my mom again. 983 00:40:10,430 --> 00:40:13,179 I get it. Someone has to pick up your heart meds at the pharmacy. 984 00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:14,614 I'm busy. 985 00:40:16,383 --> 00:40:19,520 - [whimsical music playing] - [man, recording] None shall pass. 986 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,788 Man, this place is chatty as ****, huh? 987 00:40:21,788 --> 00:40:24,557 [all feigning laughter] 988 00:40:24,557 --> 00:40:27,460 Who's ready to go to the Grapevine? 989 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,529 I mean, you guys got here so fast. 990 00:40:29,529 --> 00:40:33,166 - Wh-- - Yeah, wh-what was so crazy about that 991 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,268 - is, like, I thought we were at home... - Mm-hmm. 992 00:40:35,268 --> 00:40:38,738 ...and then I realized that we weren't. 993 00:40:38,738 --> 00:40:40,540 You're not much of an improvisor, are you? 994 00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:42,420 **** you. I'm great at improv. 995 00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:43,710 I just need time to prepare. 996 00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:45,578 Oh. 997 00:40:46,846 --> 00:40:50,116 - How 'bout you curl up with a good book, Katie. - Nice one, babe. 998 00:40:50,116 --> 00:40:52,118 - [DJ] Using my props. - Ow! 999 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:54,487 How dare you hit a woman? I will kill you for that! 1000 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:58,224 [DJ screams] 1001 00:40:58,224 --> 00:40:59,959 [Shadi grunts] 1002 00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:02,950 - [DJ grunts] - Ow! 1003 00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:03,463 Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1004 00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:04,597 Okay, hit her. 1005 00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:09,336 [both grunting] 1006 00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:11,338 Yeah, you guys gonna kill me? Huh? 1007 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:14,174 What if I turn the tables on you with my staff. 1008 00:41:14,174 --> 00:41:15,909 Watch out. She's gonna use magic. 1009 00:41:15,909 --> 00:41:18,780 Incoming. Staff memo. 1010 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,280 - [yelling] - [DJ yelping] 1011 00:41:23,383 --> 00:41:25,518 Oh, God, that was stupid. 1012 00:41:25,518 --> 00:41:27,654 [intense music playing] 1013 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:31,991 [woman, recording] We are, like, so blessed. 1014 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:33,893 Wait, guys, come on. We're friends. 1015 00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:35,261 We traded clothes. 1016 00:41:35,261 --> 00:41:37,664 Yeah, and now you're making me get your blood all over them. 1017 00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:40,300 - [♪ LMFAO: "***y and I Know It"] - ♪ When I walk in the spot ♪ 1018 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,202 - ♪ This is what I see ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 1019 00:41:42,202 --> 00:41:43,403 ♪ Everybody stops ♪ 1020 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:45,238 - Enough! - ♪ And they staring at me ♪ 1021 00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:46,973 - ♪ I got passion in my pants ♪ - Mm. Mm. 1022 00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:49,142 ♪ And I ain't afraid to show it ♪ 1023 00:41:49,142 --> 00:41:50,744 ♪ I'm ***y and I know it... 1024 00:41:50,744 --> 00:41:54,280 Stop being such a **** and just let us kill you. 1025 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,751 Well, here goes Cher number one. 1026 00:41:57,751 --> 00:42:00,987 Here goes Cher number two. 1027 00:42:00,987 --> 00:42:03,656 They're the Kardashians, you idiot. 1028 00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:05,158 What? Really? 1029 00:42:05,892 --> 00:42:08,528 Well, try keeping up with this Kardashian, mother****er. 1030 00:42:08,528 --> 00:42:10,764 Who wants some head? 1031 00:42:10,764 --> 00:42:13,166 - [yelling] - [DJ laughing] 1032 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,769 ♪ I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it ♪ 1033 00:42:15,769 --> 00:42:17,871 ♪ Show it, show it, show it ♪ 1034 00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:19,406 [high-pitched scream] 1035 00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:21,241 - ♪ I'm ***y and I know it ♪ - [recorded screaming] 1036 00:42:21,241 --> 00:42:23,176 [man, recording] Welcome to the murder room. 1037 00:42:24,177 --> 00:42:25,712 Wait, is that knife real? 1038 00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:28,515 [laughing] If it isn't, this is gonna take a while. 1039 00:42:29,683 --> 00:42:31,284 [yelling] 1040 00:42:31,284 --> 00:42:33,119 [screaming] 1041 00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:35,121 [intense music playing] 1042 00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:39,426 Oh, shit. 1043 00:42:39,426 --> 00:42:40,593 [Katie shouts] 1044 00:42:40,593 --> 00:42:41,728 Owie. 1045 00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:44,497 No, no, no. Get her, babe. Get her babe. [screams] 1046 00:42:44,497 --> 00:42:46,166 Don't get her, babe. Don't get her, babe. 1047 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:47,701 - [clang] - [grunts] 1048 00:42:50,303 --> 00:42:52,380 [yelling] 1049 00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:58,110 - [Katie grunts] - Oh! 1050 00:42:58,110 --> 00:42:59,846 - Ow. - I got her. 1051 00:43:01,214 --> 00:43:03,450 [mechanical whirring] 1052 00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:05,452 We're rich, babe. We're rich. We're billionaires. 1053 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,870 Oh, shit. 1054 00:43:08,388 --> 00:43:11,424 Great. Now I'm the weirdo that cares about strangers' tongues. 1055 00:43:11,424 --> 00:43:12,659 [moaning] 1056 00:43:12,659 --> 00:43:14,794 - Get up. Come on. Get up. - Okay. 1057 00:43:14,794 --> 00:43:16,529 [Shadi growling] 1058 00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:18,431 [DJ] Oh, no, no, no. 1059 00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:19,866 - Oh. - We're locked in. 1060 00:43:19,866 --> 00:43:22,535 - We can't kill you from in here, Katie. - What? Girl, you cheated. 1061 00:43:22,535 --> 00:43:24,700 [Shadi grunting] 1062 00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:26,720 [woman] And here at the Fameworld Wax Museum, 1063 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:27,874 you can see celebrities like... 1064 00:43:27,874 --> 00:43:30,243 Well, that looks like Katie Kim, 1065 00:43:30,243 --> 00:43:32,345 but she's not dumb enough to walk around here like that. 1066 00:43:32,345 --> 00:43:33,780 - That's not Katie Kim. - Oh. Oh, shit. 1067 00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:34,881 That is Katie Kim. 1068 00:43:34,881 --> 00:43:36,950 - [clamoring] - [siren chirping] 1069 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,119 [tires screeching] 1070 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:41,554 Holy crap. Did that look as cool as it felt? 1071 00:43:41,554 --> 00:43:44,900 [♪ Logic: "Bleed It"] 1072 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:45,792 Watch your toes. I'm gonna peel out, okay? 1073 00:43:47,894 --> 00:43:49,662 [man] She's getting away! 1074 00:43:49,662 --> 00:43:50,997 [woman] Go, go, go! 1075 00:43:50,997 --> 00:43:53,199 Hey, hey, hey, hey. No shoving. 1076 00:43:53,199 --> 00:43:54,968 Safety first when you're trying to kill somebody. 1077 00:43:54,968 --> 00:43:57,370 ♪ Bleed that, you be like, there ain't life, no, no... 1078 00:43:57,370 --> 00:43:59,500 You stole a cop car? 1079 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,540 Borrowed. 1080 00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,176 Oh, you're hurt. 1081 00:44:03,176 --> 00:44:05,545 - Uh, let's just get you to the Grapevine. - [door handle rattling] 1082 00:44:05,545 --> 00:44:07,947 You get the money if I keep playing. If I quit, you get nothing. 1083 00:44:07,947 --> 00:44:09,949 And-and if you kill me, you get it all. 1084 00:44:09,949 --> 00:44:13,420 So why the hell would I trust you to help me quit? 1085 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:15,288 Why are you trying to convince me to kill you? 1086 00:44:15,288 --> 00:44:17,457 Because you are making some solid points. 1087 00:44:17,457 --> 00:44:19,793 ♪ ♪ 1088 00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:22,996 Have you ever considered the possibility that I actually might be a nice person? 1089 00:44:22,996 --> 00:44:24,330 Yeah, oh, yeah, sure. 1090 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:27,133 A nice person who, like, loves and wants a superyacht. 1091 00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:28,668 [scoffs] I don't want a superyacht. 1092 00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:30,403 You so want a superyacht. 1093 00:44:30,403 --> 00:44:32,380 - I don't want a superyacht. - You do. 1094 00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:33,206 - I don't! - Superyacht! 1095 00:44:34,407 --> 00:44:35,241 Whoa. 1096 00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:38,912 Can you stop crashing? 1097 00:44:38,912 --> 00:44:40,347 You don't get it, do you? 1098 00:44:40,347 --> 00:44:43,550 They're going to post your location in less than three minutes, all right? 1099 00:44:43,550 --> 00:44:45,585 That means every ***hole in a 50-block radius 1100 00:44:45,585 --> 00:44:47,754 is gonna know exactly where you are. 1101 00:44:47,754 --> 00:44:51,257 Jesus Christ, we need a bomb shelter or something. 1102 00:44:52,325 --> 00:44:54,661 Bomb shelter. Bomb shelter. 1103 00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:56,429 - I have an idea. - Yeah? 1104 00:44:56,429 --> 00:44:59,199 ♪ I bleed it, you know I bleed it ♪ 1105 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,168 [doorbell rings] 1106 00:45:10,543 --> 00:45:12,512 [sighs] 1107 00:45:12,512 --> 00:45:15,150 What the ****? 1108 00:45:18,351 --> 00:45:20,920 - Hello. - Hey. 1109 00:45:21,988 --> 00:45:23,790 You here to move something or...? 1110 00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:25,625 - No. - No. 1111 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:28,940 Oh, my God. ****. You're the cat walkers. Duh. 1112 00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:29,262 You walk your cats? 1113 00:45:29,262 --> 00:45:30,864 No, uh, cat walkers walk my cats. 1114 00:45:30,864 --> 00:45:32,980 I'm not weird. 1115 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,970 Uh, no, actually, we, um, we are here for you. 1116 00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:40,340 - We are here for you... - Mr. Gun Kelly. 1117 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:41,641 ...Mr. Gun Kelly. 1118 00:45:41,641 --> 00:45:43,677 Why are you winking at me like that? 1119 00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:45,145 Why are you winking at me? 1120 00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,717 Oh, is this a ***ual thing? 1121 00:45:51,885 --> 00:45:52,919 Yeah. 1122 00:45:52,919 --> 00:45:54,287 - Yes. - Got it. Okay. - Yeah. 1123 00:45:54,287 --> 00:45:56,990 Yeah, okay, so, um... [inhales] 1124 00:45:56,990 --> 00:45:59,590 - No and... - Oh. 1125 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,895 ...you would turn my ***hole into the Eye of Sauron, 1126 00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:05,665 so let's not go on that Fellowship of my ring. 1127 00:46:05,665 --> 00:46:08,201 Fare thee well, my little Hobbits. 1128 00:46:08,201 --> 00:46:10,136 [angry shouting] 1129 00:46:10,136 --> 00:46:12,839 Forget it. You're dead, you unattainable ***hole. 1130 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:14,407 Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit, okay. 1131 00:46:14,407 --> 00:46:15,742 Hey, Seth Rogen's next door. 1132 00:46:15,742 --> 00:46:17,544 He's definitely easier to rob than me. 1133 00:46:17,544 --> 00:46:19,179 Hey, if you kill her, 1134 00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:22,248 remember to tip your friendly tour guide a couple mill. 1135 00:46:22,248 --> 00:46:24,884 [angry shouting] 1136 00:46:24,884 --> 00:46:26,252 Shit, shit. 1137 00:46:27,554 --> 00:46:28,555 [whimpers] 1138 00:46:29,889 --> 00:46:31,624 [melodic beeping] 1139 00:46:31,624 --> 00:46:33,426 - Freeze. - [groans] 1140 00:46:33,426 --> 00:46:35,128 Panic room. 1141 00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:36,763 [shouting] 1142 00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:42,369 [tires screeching] 1143 00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:44,371 [intense music playing] 1144 00:46:45,405 --> 00:46:46,639 [cracking] 1145 00:46:46,639 --> 00:46:48,742 Time to manifest, *****. 1146 00:46:49,743 --> 00:46:52,450 - [shouting] - Where is she? 1147 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,181 Noel, get in. 1148 00:46:55,181 --> 00:46:56,383 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 1149 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,617 You can't just steal people's panic rooms, dude. 1150 00:46:57,617 --> 00:46:58,785 What are you, Jodie Foster? 1151 00:46:58,785 --> 00:47:00,754 He's just gonna give everybody the code, they're going to open the door. 1152 00:47:00,754 --> 00:47:02,389 We're ****ed. 1153 00:47:02,389 --> 00:47:03,456 Not if he can't. 1154 00:47:03,456 --> 00:47:05,725 I'm sorry, Mr. Gun Kelly, but you know too much. 1155 00:47:05,725 --> 00:47:07,460 I-I really don't, though. 1156 00:47:08,128 --> 00:47:09,462 - Ow. - Ow! 1157 00:47:09,462 --> 00:47:12,132 You know, I'm more of a white wine guy, but this feels... 1158 00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:14,634 [slow motion] ...pretty good. 1159 00:47:14,634 --> 00:47:16,903 Oh. Ho, ho. 1160 00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:18,905 - They're over here. - Shit, shit, shit. 1161 00:47:18,905 --> 00:47:21,700 [clamoring] 1162 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,430 Where are you? 1163 00:47:23,430 --> 00:47:24,210 ****. 1164 00:47:26,613 --> 00:47:28,581 [man screaming] 1165 00:47:28,581 --> 00:47:30,830 Nice. Whoa. 1166 00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:31,351 What the ****, dude? 1167 00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:33,353 I knew you were trying to kill me this entire time. 1168 00:47:33,353 --> 00:47:34,654 Kill you? [chuckles] 1169 00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:36,923 I was trying to save you-- your face was just in front of my gun. 1170 00:47:36,923 --> 00:47:38,825 That is such a murder-y thing to say. 1171 00:47:38,825 --> 00:47:40,160 You just want my money. 1172 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,661 Really? 1173 00:47:41,661 --> 00:47:45,498 Okay, you know, that hurt. 1174 00:47:46,866 --> 00:47:48,868 [clamoring continues muffled over speakers] 1175 00:47:52,238 --> 00:47:54,874 So, Machine Gun Kelly has a panic room. 1176 00:47:54,874 --> 00:47:57,744 What's that guy panic about, running out of skin to tattoo? 1177 00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:59,713 Am I right? [chuckles] 1178 00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:01,181 Espresso? 1179 00:48:01,181 --> 00:48:04,718 The, uh, machine matches your outfit. 1180 00:48:06,252 --> 00:48:07,620 How'd you find out about this place? 1181 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:09,422 Lucky guess. 1182 00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:12,759 God, there is no way out of here. 1183 00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:13,993 Yeah, I see that. 1184 00:48:13,993 --> 00:48:15,495 I don't think you'll need one. 1185 00:48:15,495 --> 00:48:17,300 He'll be out for hours. 1186 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:19,499 I think we can just wait the whole thing out in here. 1187 00:48:19,499 --> 00:48:21,501 Oh. Oh, what a surprise that you think that. 1188 00:48:21,501 --> 00:48:23,103 [scoffs] You want to open that door 1189 00:48:23,103 --> 00:48:26,172 and make a sprint for the Grapevine, be my guest, all right? Relax. 1190 00:48:26,172 --> 00:48:28,740 We're in a hermetically sealed box. 1191 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,477 As long as nothing unexpected consumes our oxygen reserves, 1192 00:48:30,477 --> 00:48:31,778 we're gonna be completely fine. 1193 00:48:31,778 --> 00:48:34,347 Okay, can you stop reassuring me? 1194 00:48:34,347 --> 00:48:36,616 I am allowed to panic in a panic room. 1195 00:48:36,616 --> 00:48:38,180 [muffled banging over speakers] 1196 00:48:44,657 --> 00:48:47,600 We got some time to ourselves, so... 1197 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,461 where you from? 1198 00:48:49,629 --> 00:48:51,831 Me, I'm a Massachusetts boy. 1199 00:48:51,831 --> 00:48:53,767 Not the Ben Affleck part of Massachusetts. 1200 00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:56,770 The part that smells like dead fish. 1201 00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:58,138 Interesting things about me: 1202 00:48:58,138 --> 00:49:00,540 I hold the World Record for Fastest Ironing of a Dress Shirt. 1203 00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:01,708 18 seconds. 1204 00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:03,143 I'm proud of that one. 1205 00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:04,844 I got two sisters, both in law enforcement-- 1206 00:49:04,844 --> 00:49:06,946 one on the good side, one on the bad side. 1207 00:49:06,946 --> 00:49:08,915 Oh! [laughs] I'm a Hufflepuff. 1208 00:49:08,915 --> 00:49:10,684 Knew it right away when I read the book. 1209 00:49:10,684 --> 00:49:13,186 Took the online test-- [snaps fingers]-- confirmed it. 1210 00:49:13,186 --> 00:49:14,988 I have a single adult zoo membership. 1211 00:49:14,988 --> 00:49:16,256 And, yes, I do use it. 1212 00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:17,791 And every week I buy a bag of salad, 1213 00:49:17,791 --> 00:49:20,293 I don't touch it, it turns to mush and I throw it in the trash. 1214 00:49:23,997 --> 00:49:26,166 Oh, hey. [chuckles] 1215 00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,467 Lucky charm? 1216 00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:29,469 Hey, man, don't touch that. 1217 00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:31,404 Relax. I thought it was cool. 1218 00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:36,343 It's stupid. 1219 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,914 My mom gave it to me. 1220 00:49:42,415 --> 00:49:45,752 She always loved movies and movie stars, 1221 00:49:45,752 --> 00:49:50,390 so I decided to become an actor 'cause I knew it would make her happy. 1222 00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:53,660 She knew Hollywood was a hard place, 1223 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:57,997 so she gave me this to remind me that she'd be proud no matter what happened. 1224 00:49:59,990 --> 00:50:04,337 I guess I still try to act because it... makes me feel close to her. 1225 00:50:05,405 --> 00:50:07,640 Did you, did you do okay back then? 1226 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,142 Yeah, I... 1227 00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:13,113 I was in a bunch of stuff, mostly when I was a kid. 1228 00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:15,448 You make good money being a kid actor? 1229 00:50:15,448 --> 00:50:16,716 No? 1230 00:50:17,784 --> 00:50:19,619 You'd have to ask my dad. 1231 00:50:19,619 --> 00:50:21,388 Wherever he is. 1232 00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:27,761 Uh, well, you know, hey, look at that. 1233 00:50:27,761 --> 00:50:30,300 In a few hours, you'll never have to worry about money again 1234 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:31,698 for the rest of your life, so... 1235 00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:34,367 If you don't kill me and take it all for yourself. 1236 00:50:36,336 --> 00:50:38,380 Wow. 1237 00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,305 Thanks. 1238 00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:43,510 I tell you I'm a Hufflepuff and still, still the suspicion? 1239 00:50:45,345 --> 00:50:48,415 I don't deserve this negativity, you know, but I always put up with it. 1240 00:50:48,415 --> 00:50:51,170 That's what my therapist keeps trying to get me to recognize. 1241 00:50:51,170 --> 00:50:52,786 [sighs heavily] 1242 00:50:58,224 --> 00:51:00,600 Sorry. 1243 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,196 I want to trust you, it's just that, um... 1244 00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:07,467 ...I've been proven wrong every other time in my life. 1245 00:51:08,535 --> 00:51:10,337 Katie, let me tell you something. 1246 00:51:12,672 --> 00:51:14,140 [Noel sighs] 1247 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:16,876 Once, there were four baby turtles 1248 00:51:16,876 --> 00:51:19,546 who were thrown into a sewer and covered in radioactive ooze. 1249 00:51:19,546 --> 00:51:21,448 And what did they do? 1250 00:51:21,448 --> 00:51:23,416 Did they spend their whole lives not trusting people? 1251 00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:25,785 No. No. 1252 00:51:25,785 --> 00:51:30,560 They spent their lives protecting New Yorkers and eating pizza. 1253 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,292 So... 1254 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,627 So, so... 1255 00:51:34,627 --> 00:51:38,980 You... you gotta find your inner Turtle power. 1256 00:51:39,933 --> 00:51:42,102 Can I be Michelangelo? 1257 00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:47,240 No. I'm always Michelangelo. 1258 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,142 [laughs softly] 1259 00:51:49,142 --> 00:51:51,578 Okay, so tell me Noel, 1260 00:51:51,578 --> 00:51:55,582 why would you make me sign a contract giving you ten percent of my jackpot 1261 00:51:55,582 --> 00:51:59,519 and then five minutes later say that you'll help me quit? 1262 00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:01,588 'Cause here's my list of priorities, okay? 1263 00:52:01,588 --> 00:52:03,623 One: Save people's lives. 1264 00:52:03,623 --> 00:52:06,426 Two: Make enough money to continue saving people's lives. 1265 00:52:06,426 --> 00:52:08,828 I love what I do and I'm good at it, 1266 00:52:08,828 --> 00:52:11,297 but that doesn't mean I get the right to make you risk your life 1267 00:52:11,297 --> 00:52:14,340 if you don't want to. 1268 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,369 Katie, you're a human being, you're not an ATM. 1269 00:52:17,971 --> 00:52:20,173 [Shadi over speaker] Katie! 1270 00:52:20,173 --> 00:52:21,541 Oh. 1271 00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:23,643 [clamoring] 1272 00:52:23,643 --> 00:52:26,513 - Oh, what the ****? - [Shadi screaming] 1273 00:52:34,554 --> 00:52:35,655 [Noel] Who's that? 1274 00:52:35,655 --> 00:52:38,124 Some enemy from your past, back for revenge? 1275 00:52:38,124 --> 00:52:39,726 Worse. 1276 00:52:39,726 --> 00:52:41,461 My Airbnb host. 1277 00:52:43,296 --> 00:52:45,980 I got a bad feeling about this. 1278 00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:47,330 [loud, angry shouting] 1279 00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:49,335 [yells] 1280 00:52:49,335 --> 00:52:51,538 Wake up, Colson Baker! 1281 00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,240 What's the code?! 1282 00:52:55,141 --> 00:52:57,510 You beautiful scarecrow. 1283 00:53:02,949 --> 00:53:04,551 [laughs] 1284 00:53:07,420 --> 00:53:09,556 [Shadi yells] 1285 00:53:10,623 --> 00:53:12,559 What the **** is she doing? 1286 00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:15,762 Done missed work for this shit. 1287 00:53:15,762 --> 00:53:17,364 [scoffs] 1288 00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:19,466 [intense music playing] 1289 00:53:22,135 --> 00:53:27,307 Wake your tattooed *** up! 1290 00:53:27,307 --> 00:53:29,142 [Shadi yelling] 1291 00:53:35,215 --> 00:53:36,416 [gasps] 1292 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:38,118 Did I fall asleep in the pool again? 1293 00:53:38,118 --> 00:53:40,520 - What's the code? - Huh? 1294 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,821 Do you remember me? 1295 00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,323 We hooked up in 2019. 1296 00:53:43,323 --> 00:53:44,591 It was crazy. 1297 00:53:44,591 --> 00:53:45,792 Um... 1298 00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:47,727 **** you. What's your code?! 1299 00:53:47,727 --> 00:53:49,950 Oh, 6-9-6-9. 1300 00:53:49,950 --> 00:53:50,630 Ugh, that's so lame. 1301 00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:52,265 [intense music playing] 1302 00:53:52,265 --> 00:53:53,967 Oh. Oh. 1303 00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:55,335 Oh, she has the code. 1304 00:53:55,335 --> 00:53:57,504 She has the code. 1305 00:53:58,471 --> 00:54:00,740 Fu... uh, ****. 1306 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:02,208 ****, ****! 1307 00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:05,450 ****ing shit! Goddamn it! 1308 00:54:05,450 --> 00:54:06,112 - ****! - Chill. 1309 00:54:06,112 --> 00:54:08,181 - **** it. - What are you doing? 1310 00:54:08,181 --> 00:54:10,830 - I'm getting us out of here. - Okay, okay. 1311 00:54:10,830 --> 00:54:11,685 Noel Cassidy for Louis Lewis. 1312 00:54:11,685 --> 00:54:13,286 It's an emergency. 1313 00:54:13,286 --> 00:54:16,322 Okay, then, take the phone in the ****ing bathroom! 1314 00:54:16,322 --> 00:54:18,825 Mother****er! Louis, hey. Noel. 1315 00:54:18,825 --> 00:54:21,394 Yeah. Yeah, I know, I got a lot of nerve. 1316 00:54:21,394 --> 00:54:23,863 That's why they call me ol' Lotta Nerve Noel. 1317 00:54:23,863 --> 00:54:25,365 Yeah, I know, I know, **** me, right? 1318 00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:26,933 Yeah, yeah, I suck, yeah. 1319 00:54:26,933 --> 00:54:28,702 Can you stop catching up with your gym bros? 1320 00:54:28,702 --> 00:54:30,270 They're gonna come through the door. 1321 00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:32,720 Louis, I'm with the jackpot, Katie Kim. 1322 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,174 Yeah, I don't know how either, yeah. 1323 00:54:34,174 --> 00:54:36,242 We need an urgent Phone Strike on our position, please. 1324 00:54:36,242 --> 00:54:37,510 Yes, yes and yes. 1325 00:54:37,510 --> 00:54:39,346 Thank you, thank you. Thank you, my friend. Thank you. 1326 00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:41,614 Give me your phone. Give me your phone. Give me your ****ing phone! 1327 00:54:41,614 --> 00:54:43,616 - What is a Phone Strike? - Gonna find out. 1328 00:54:45,352 --> 00:54:47,887 [clamoring] 1329 00:54:47,887 --> 00:54:49,889 - You got the code? - I got the code. 1330 00:54:49,889 --> 00:54:51,958 [DJ] 6-9-6-9. 1331 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:53,393 Machine Gun, you my boy. 1332 00:54:53,393 --> 00:54:54,294 [beeps] 1333 00:54:54,294 --> 00:54:56,296 [loud cheering] 1334 00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:58,365 - [gears clicking] - [suspenseful music playing] 1335 00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:01,101 - [clamoring] - [Katie] Oh, oh. 1336 00:55:01,101 --> 00:55:02,602 Kick that phone. 1337 00:55:04,971 --> 00:55:07,474 - [high-pitched tone playing] - [crowd quiets] 1338 00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:09,750 [DJ] AMBER Alert? We're getting an AMBER Alert? 1339 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:10,577 Hey, don't steal kids, y'all. 1340 00:55:10,577 --> 00:55:12,512 - [sharp cracking] - [exclaiming] - Whoa! 1341 00:55:12,512 --> 00:55:14,914 - [sharp cracking] - [panicked shouting] 1342 00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:17,917 Oh, shit. 1343 00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:19,886 - [sharp cracking] - [cries out] 1344 00:55:19,886 --> 00:55:22,422 - It's the phone, it's the phone. Baby, get rid of the phone. - [screaming] 1345 00:55:23,289 --> 00:55:26,426 - [screaming] - [screaming] My hand! 1346 00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,495 - Ah, my face! - Ah, your face! 1347 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:30,196 Babe, ow. Babe, ow. 1348 00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:31,965 - Babe, ow. - You don't look good. You don't look good. 1349 00:55:31,965 --> 00:55:33,299 [screaming, shouting] 1350 00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:37,270 - Go. - [man screaming] 1351 00:55:37,270 --> 00:55:38,738 Shit. I know they were trying to murder me, 1352 00:55:38,738 --> 00:55:40,707 but I'm not pro ****s on fire. 1353 00:55:40,707 --> 00:55:42,420 You need to go. Go, go, go. 1354 00:55:43,410 --> 00:55:45,779 - Make it stop. - Oh, sorry. 1355 00:55:48,314 --> 00:55:49,983 - [screaming] - [Noel grunting] 1356 00:55:49,983 --> 00:55:52,552 - I'm helping you. I'm helping you. - Why?! 1357 00:55:52,552 --> 00:55:53,953 [blowing] 1358 00:55:53,953 --> 00:55:55,321 Just put some cream on that. 1359 00:55:55,321 --> 00:55:56,790 You'll still be able to procreate. I think. 1360 00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:59,592 Babe. Babe, they're getting away, babe. They're getting away, babe. 1361 00:55:59,592 --> 00:56:00,927 **** this shit. **** this shit. 1362 00:56:00,927 --> 00:56:02,280 - I'm outtie. - What? 1363 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,863 - I can't go on without you. - You can. 1364 00:56:03,863 --> 00:56:07,600 Avenge me. Avenge, my queen. 1365 00:56:10,970 --> 00:56:12,539 ****. 1366 00:56:12,539 --> 00:56:13,740 [growling] 1367 00:56:16,576 --> 00:56:17,744 There's your ride. 1368 00:56:19,813 --> 00:56:20,814 Thank you so much. This is-- 1369 00:56:20,814 --> 00:56:21,915 - Katie Kim? - Yes. 1370 00:56:21,915 --> 00:56:23,983 Yeah. You guys those male strippers from the billboards? 1371 00:56:23,983 --> 00:56:26,119 Oh. Thank you. 1372 00:56:26,119 --> 00:56:27,987 Oh, hey, fine. 1373 00:56:27,987 --> 00:56:29,189 Oh, uh, he's with me. 1374 00:56:29,189 --> 00:56:31,224 He's not on the list. 1375 00:56:31,224 --> 00:56:32,392 He's on my list. 1376 00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:33,993 Well, our orders are only to bring you. 1377 00:56:33,993 --> 00:56:37,263 Okay, well... I'm the billionaire here... 1378 00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:40,433 and I'm not getting in the car with you Jason Momoa-looking mother****ers 1379 00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:42,969 - without him. - [Noel] Thank you, but we should go. 1380 00:56:42,969 --> 00:56:44,700 - Okay. - Just get in. 1381 00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:45,438 Thank you. 1382 00:56:45,438 --> 00:56:47,540 [alarm sounding] 1383 00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:55,448 - [alarm continues] - [tires screeching] 1384 00:56:55,448 --> 00:56:57,650 - [Shadi groaning] - [man] Where'd she go? 1385 00:56:57,650 --> 00:56:59,119 [grunts in frustration] 1386 00:57:00,487 --> 00:57:02,655 Oh, you're dead, Katie Kim. 1387 00:57:02,655 --> 00:57:04,891 ♪ ♪ 1388 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:10,864 [whistles] 1389 00:57:10,864 --> 00:57:12,766 Bulletproof glass. New gear. 1390 00:57:13,867 --> 00:57:15,301 You guys must be doing pretty good. 1391 00:57:15,301 --> 00:57:16,536 So, you work with these guys? 1392 00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:17,771 Oh, no, I'm a freelancer. 1393 00:57:17,771 --> 00:57:20,373 I... called in a favor. 1394 00:57:23,276 --> 00:57:24,244 How you feeling? 1395 00:57:24,244 --> 00:57:26,790 How am I feeling? 1396 00:57:26,790 --> 00:57:29,349 Like I'm about to put some lucky therapist's kids through college. 1397 00:57:29,349 --> 00:57:30,717 How? 1398 00:57:32,285 --> 00:57:34,621 Because I'm gonna need a lot of therapy after this. 1399 00:57:34,621 --> 00:57:35,889 Oh, I got it in my head 1400 00:57:35,889 --> 00:57:39,920 that you were gonna start some scholarship fund or something. 1401 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,494 - Oh. - [snickers] 1402 00:57:44,898 --> 00:57:46,266 How are you feeling? 1403 00:57:46,266 --> 00:57:47,867 Oh, don't worry about me. 1404 00:57:47,867 --> 00:57:50,360 I was severely traumatized long before today. 1405 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,905 Cool brag, weirdo. 1406 00:57:52,972 --> 00:57:54,407 [laughs quietly] 1407 00:57:54,407 --> 00:57:56,109 What happens now? 1408 00:57:56,109 --> 00:57:58,411 We'll debrief you in Beverly Hills. 1409 00:57:58,411 --> 00:58:00,313 Don't worry, you're safe. 1410 00:58:00,313 --> 00:58:01,848 Actually safe. 1411 00:58:01,848 --> 00:58:03,917 Yeah, cool brag. 1412 00:58:03,917 --> 00:58:05,352 Weirdo. 1413 00:58:06,486 --> 00:58:09,823 I couldn't think of anything, so I used yours 'cause I thought... 1414 00:58:09,823 --> 00:58:12,225 - it got me, so I wanted to get him with it. - No, that-that was okay. 1415 00:58:12,225 --> 00:58:15,328 That was a good use. I think it... I think it worked. 1416 00:58:15,328 --> 00:58:17,263 - We'll work on it. - Okay. 1417 00:58:17,263 --> 00:58:19,366 - [intriguing music playing] - [gate alarm beeping] 1418 00:58:26,239 --> 00:58:27,540 [Ash] We're here. 1419 00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:28,842 [Noel] You guys really upgraded the place. 1420 00:58:28,842 --> 00:58:30,176 This must've cost a fortune. 1421 00:58:30,176 --> 00:58:32,145 You saved that many jackpots? 1422 00:58:32,145 --> 00:58:35,415 We're the best, and we only want the best for our clients. 1423 00:58:42,455 --> 00:58:45,191 I thought you said guns were illegal. 1424 00:58:45,191 --> 00:58:47,394 We can use rubber bullets to incapacitate. 1425 00:58:47,394 --> 00:58:49,763 But kills have to be close quarters. 1426 00:58:51,531 --> 00:58:53,400 Minimizes collateral damage. 1427 00:58:54,968 --> 00:58:58,872 The, uh, creepy guy vibes aside, these guys are the real deal. 1428 00:58:58,872 --> 00:59:00,206 I mean, look at this place. 1429 00:59:00,206 --> 00:59:02,420 These guys could control Jurassic Park from here. 1430 00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:03,910 Except this time the dinosaurs wouldn't get out. 1431 00:59:03,910 --> 00:59:05,578 [chuckling] 1432 00:59:05,578 --> 00:59:08,181 Katie Kim, welcome to LPA. 1433 00:59:08,181 --> 00:59:10,417 I'm Louis. I'm a huge fan. 1434 00:59:10,417 --> 00:59:12,519 Of Jurassic Park? I feel like a lot of people are. 1435 00:59:12,519 --> 00:59:14,540 That's why they make hundreds of those movies. 1436 00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:16,523 No, are you kidding me? Of-of you. 1437 00:59:16,523 --> 00:59:19,526 I mean, most people don't last 15 minutes without representation. 1438 00:59:19,526 --> 00:59:22,896 You've already made it several hours, pretty much completely alone. 1439 00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:25,498 That makes me so proud to say as an Asian man. 1440 00:59:25,498 --> 00:59:27,901 - Well, I wasn't alone. - Of course not. 1441 00:59:27,901 --> 00:59:30,570 You had all of our ancestors looking out for you. 1442 00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:32,739 No, I was with him. 1443 00:59:32,739 --> 00:59:34,207 Oh, you meant Noel. [laughing] 1444 00:59:34,207 --> 00:59:35,608 Okay. 1445 00:59:35,608 --> 00:59:38,345 Honestly, Noel was lucky the wind was blowing in his direction today. 1446 00:59:38,345 --> 00:59:40,413 I mean, signing a rollover jackpot as important as you, 1447 00:59:40,413 --> 00:59:44,150 that's not a job for-- no offense, Noel-- but a hobbyist. 1448 00:59:44,150 --> 00:59:47,721 Luckily, he realized that and called us before it was too late. 1449 00:59:47,721 --> 00:59:51,391 Listen, I just really want to get to the Grapevine and finish this day. 1450 00:59:51,391 --> 00:59:53,760 Totally hear you, totally hear you. 1451 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,495 But... 1452 00:59:55,495 --> 00:59:58,231 we are the biggest lottery protection agency in the city. 1453 00:59:58,231 --> 01:00:01,634 Your life is about to change, if you let us change it for you. 1454 01:00:01,634 --> 01:00:03,770 Hey, that reminds me. Um... 1455 01:00:03,770 --> 01:00:07,240 Please accept a little welcome gift, on our behalf. 1456 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,809 It's an official LPA phone-- so sorry you lost yours in the strike. 1457 01:00:09,809 --> 01:00:12,412 Noel, use an Apple Store across the street. 1458 01:00:12,412 --> 01:00:14,748 I'm sure they got some cheap models left in stock. 1459 01:00:15,982 --> 01:00:17,851 Come on, I'll show you around. 1460 01:00:17,851 --> 01:00:20,520 More of a Motorola guy, but **** yourself. 1461 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,890 [intriguing music playing] 1462 01:00:23,890 --> 01:00:25,492 [P.A. chimes] 1463 01:00:25,492 --> 01:00:28,395 [woman over P.A.] Attention. Lottery ends in four hours. 1464 01:00:28,395 --> 01:00:31,231 Oh. This is where you keep all the good-looking people. 1465 01:00:31,231 --> 01:00:34,701 - [Louis] Sure is. - Not all the good-looking people. 1466 01:00:34,701 --> 01:00:36,536 You're good-looking. 1467 01:00:37,637 --> 01:00:40,540 Pity shoulder pat-- that's brutal. 1468 01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:42,275 [Louis] That is our wall of winners. 1469 01:00:43,943 --> 01:00:46,579 In a few hours, your face-- [clicks tongue]-- is gonna go right there. 1470 01:00:46,579 --> 01:00:48,448 It's been a while since the last one, huh? 1471 01:00:48,448 --> 01:00:50,517 [Louis] Yeah. Well, you know, 1472 01:00:50,517 --> 01:00:53,353 half the jackpots these days are so desperate, 1473 01:00:53,353 --> 01:00:56,560 they decide to risk keeping the commission rather than letting us save their lives. 1474 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,490 Now, we charge 30% here, 1475 01:00:57,490 --> 01:00:59,426 which sounds like a lot, I know, 1476 01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:02,262 but, uh, we also have the highest rate of survival in the city. 1477 01:01:02,262 --> 01:01:03,596 [woman] Sir? 1478 01:01:03,596 --> 01:01:05,365 Thank you. 1479 01:01:05,365 --> 01:01:07,233 So, what do you say, Katie Kim? 1480 01:01:07,233 --> 01:01:10,203 Can we officially make you a billionaire? 1481 01:01:11,237 --> 01:01:13,730 Without that Phone Strike, we'd be dead meat. 1482 01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:15,442 So, they do deliver. 1483 01:01:16,476 --> 01:01:18,678 What percentage does Noel get? 1484 01:01:19,746 --> 01:01:21,314 Sorry, Noel? 1485 01:01:21,314 --> 01:01:24,617 Yeah. He saved me way before you guys entered the picture. 1486 01:01:24,617 --> 01:01:26,219 Yeah, I'll tell you what. 1487 01:01:26,219 --> 01:01:30,323 We would be happy to give Noel five percent of our commission. 1488 01:01:30,323 --> 01:01:31,691 Five percent? 1489 01:01:31,691 --> 01:01:34,561 Wow, waiters must love you. 1490 01:01:34,561 --> 01:01:36,596 - Fifty percent. - Katie, that's-- 1491 01:01:36,596 --> 01:01:37,897 Fifty percent. 1492 01:01:37,897 --> 01:01:40,734 Uh... okay. 1493 01:01:40,734 --> 01:01:42,769 Tell you what. 1494 01:01:42,769 --> 01:01:46,272 I think it's only fair that Noel receive the same commission that we charge. 1495 01:01:46,272 --> 01:01:48,308 - Thirty percent. - Say-say what? 1496 01:01:48,308 --> 01:01:49,843 Say 30%. 1497 01:01:49,843 --> 01:01:51,311 How's that sound? 1498 01:01:56,116 --> 01:01:58,785 [chirping, beeps] 1499 01:01:58,785 --> 01:02:00,820 Excellent. Wonderful. 1500 01:02:00,820 --> 01:02:02,655 You made the right choice today, Katie. 1501 01:02:02,655 --> 01:02:05,859 I know that every single agent, myself especially, 1502 01:02:05,859 --> 01:02:07,761 we're all here to kick butt on your behalf. 1503 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:13,366 Really? Because you look more ready to challenge Celine Dion to a sing-off. 1504 01:02:13,366 --> 01:02:16,690 Well, I did always have trouble hitting the high note in "All By Myself," 1505 01:02:16,690 --> 01:02:20,240 but, uh, I reckon I could blow her face off pretty good with these. 1506 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,441 Slimline grenades. 1507 01:02:21,441 --> 01:02:23,910 You're safe with us. I guarantee it. 1508 01:02:24,978 --> 01:02:26,613 Come on. 1509 01:02:26,613 --> 01:02:27,781 You can come, too, Noel. 1510 01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:30,884 - [P.A. chimes] - [indistinct announcement over P.A.] 1511 01:02:30,884 --> 01:02:32,886 Come on, Noel. What are you doing? 1512 01:02:34,988 --> 01:02:36,890 Your fans are very smart, Katie. 1513 01:02:36,890 --> 01:02:38,725 They don't wait for your location to be posted. 1514 01:02:38,725 --> 01:02:40,360 They just follow the drone. 1515 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,830 I feel like you might want to use a different word than "fans." 1516 01:02:43,830 --> 01:02:45,665 [Louis] Well, they're rabid, I'll tell you that. 1517 01:02:45,665 --> 01:02:47,734 And they want to get me almost as bad as they want to get you 1518 01:02:47,734 --> 01:02:49,235 since I'm standing in the way of their money. 1519 01:02:49,235 --> 01:02:52,238 We can hold them off here for a while but, uh, not indefinitely. 1520 01:02:52,238 --> 01:02:53,440 [Noel] What? 1521 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,309 What, you build a bunker like this and you skimp on the windows? 1522 01:02:56,309 --> 01:02:59,946 Well, when the pot is $3.6 billion, Noel, we don't take any chances. 1523 01:02:59,946 --> 01:03:01,414 That's why we're the best. 1524 01:03:01,414 --> 01:03:02,515 Makes sense. 1525 01:03:02,515 --> 01:03:03,850 All right, so here's the deal. 1526 01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:06,190 First, we'll dispatch a fleet of autonomous decoy vehicles. 1527 01:03:06,190 --> 01:03:08,221 Most of your fans will follow those, thinking you're in one of them. 1528 01:03:08,221 --> 01:03:10,223 Once they do, we'll exfiltrate you in a different vehicle 1529 01:03:10,223 --> 01:03:12,158 to a hidden underground fortress, 1530 01:03:12,158 --> 01:03:14,394 and, uh, from there, you're home free, Richie Rich. 1531 01:03:15,528 --> 01:03:17,197 Isabella's going to take care of you. 1532 01:03:17,197 --> 01:03:19,532 Miss Kim, follow me. 1533 01:03:19,532 --> 01:03:22,135 Oh, and, uh, Isabella, why don't we make sure 1534 01:03:22,135 --> 01:03:25,772 that Miss Kim gets an outfit that's, uh, not visible from space. 1535 01:03:25,772 --> 01:03:27,640 I-I don't normally dress like this. 1536 01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,609 We probably shop at the same store. 1537 01:03:29,609 --> 01:03:33,130 My comfort zone is dressing like a husky tween. 1538 01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:34,347 - [stammering] Okay. - [P.A. chimes] 1539 01:03:34,347 --> 01:03:36,182 [woman over P.A.] Agent Ash, call on line three. 1540 01:03:36,182 --> 01:03:38,885 Louis, uh, I just wanted to say it was really decent 1541 01:03:38,885 --> 01:03:40,320 what you did back there, cutting me in. 1542 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,621 You did not have to do that. 1543 01:03:41,621 --> 01:03:42,856 I know. 1544 01:03:42,856 --> 01:03:44,724 Thank you. 1545 01:03:44,724 --> 01:03:47,270 I, uh, hope the past is just water under the bridge. 1546 01:03:47,270 --> 01:03:49,829 Hey, we're cool. 1547 01:03:49,829 --> 01:03:51,598 All right? 1548 01:03:51,598 --> 01:03:53,233 It's good to see you. 1549 01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:55,935 Would you do me a favor, just fix yourself up a little bit. 1550 01:03:55,935 --> 01:03:59,906 You look like Wreck-It Ralph after a 14-hour cocaine bender. Geez. 1551 01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:02,342 You look like... 1552 01:04:02,342 --> 01:04:04,770 ****. 1553 01:04:06,312 --> 01:04:08,581 Wow, this is how the other half lives, huh? 1554 01:04:08,581 --> 01:04:11,351 My doctor's office is in a strip mall next to an El Pollo Loco. 1555 01:04:11,351 --> 01:04:12,852 Ow! Oh. [chuckles] 1556 01:04:12,852 --> 01:04:15,488 I hope my health care pays for this. Just kidding, I don't have any. 1557 01:04:16,623 --> 01:04:18,692 - Um, can I ask you something? - Shoot. 1558 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,950 You been doing this a long time? 1559 01:04:22,950 --> 01:04:23,396 A while. 1560 01:04:23,396 --> 01:04:25,565 You save a lot of people? 1561 01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:27,634 A few. 1562 01:04:27,634 --> 01:04:29,536 Then what do you spend your money on? 1563 01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:33,740 Because, um, well, I can tell that you-you might not be spending it on yourself. 1564 01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:35,750 Excuse me? 1565 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:37,100 For starters, you dress like a gym teacher at a funeral. 1566 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,179 I was voted Best Dressed my senior year. 1567 01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:40,814 Ah, so you were homeschooled? 1568 01:04:42,115 --> 01:04:44,217 - And you clearly cut your own hair. - My grandmother cuts my hair. 1569 01:04:44,217 --> 01:04:46,853 I'm just saying, it's... it's dangerous work. 1570 01:04:46,853 --> 01:04:51,925 And anyone with their head screwed on right would make their money and stop. 1571 01:04:51,925 --> 01:04:55,950 So, uh, well, why haven't you? 1572 01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:56,329 Thanks. 1573 01:04:56,329 --> 01:04:57,897 That's a fair question. 1574 01:04:59,999 --> 01:05:01,267 Um... 1575 01:05:01,267 --> 01:05:03,636 I used to be a mercenary, private sector. 1576 01:05:03,636 --> 01:05:04,971 - With Louis. - [door closes] 1577 01:05:04,971 --> 01:05:09,642 Our unit got sent all around the world to do bad things to bad people. 1578 01:05:09,642 --> 01:05:12,780 And we weren't paid to ask any questions. 1579 01:05:13,313 --> 01:05:14,681 One day, I did, 1580 01:05:14,681 --> 01:05:17,650 and I found out some of those people weren't as bad as they say. 1581 01:05:18,818 --> 01:05:21,388 I tried to convince Louis. He wouldn't listen. 1582 01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,722 So I just bailed. 1583 01:05:22,722 --> 01:05:24,858 Right there in the middle of a job, but... 1584 01:05:26,393 --> 01:05:28,828 ...because I wasn't there, the mission went sideways, 1585 01:05:28,828 --> 01:05:30,530 and, uh, my unit... 1586 01:05:33,990 --> 01:05:35,602 Louis and I are the only survivors. 1587 01:05:37,804 --> 01:05:41,207 So the money I make, my ten percent, uh, goes to their families 1588 01:05:41,207 --> 01:05:43,143 and the families of the good people we hurt. 1589 01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:45,311 Oh. 1590 01:05:46,446 --> 01:05:49,150 Wow. That's heavy. 1591 01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:50,183 You know what? 1592 01:05:50,183 --> 01:05:51,885 Because of what you negotiated with Louis, 1593 01:05:51,885 --> 01:05:54,320 they are gonna be getting a whole lot more now, so... 1594 01:05:55,488 --> 01:05:57,624 ...thank you. 1595 01:06:00,493 --> 01:06:03,290 M... my dad was my manager. 1596 01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:05,532 He had me working my *** off since I was eight years old. 1597 01:06:05,532 --> 01:06:07,801 And then, on my 18th birthday, 1598 01:06:07,801 --> 01:06:12,639 I tell him I want to take charge of my own time 1599 01:06:12,639 --> 01:06:14,741 and my own money. 1600 01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:18,478 And he said... 1601 01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:22,282 "Okay, sweetheart. I'll take care of you. Trust me." 1602 01:06:23,683 --> 01:06:25,785 Then the next morning, he's gone. 1603 01:06:26,853 --> 01:06:28,788 He took every cent I ever earned, 1604 01:06:28,788 --> 01:06:30,824 left me and my mom high and dry. 1605 01:06:30,824 --> 01:06:33,590 Then my mom got sick 1606 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:37,430 and I had to quit to take care of her because no one else would. 1607 01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:39,733 She finally died a month ago. 1608 01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:44,938 Left me with $600 and a bus ticket to L.A., so... 1609 01:06:44,938 --> 01:06:47,540 here I am now... 1610 01:06:47,540 --> 01:06:48,775 trying to start over. 1611 01:06:48,775 --> 01:06:50,276 Katie, I am-- 1612 01:06:50,276 --> 01:06:53,813 I-I'm not trying to compete with your story. Um... 1613 01:06:53,813 --> 01:06:57,617 I'm just explaining that my own father 1614 01:06:57,617 --> 01:07:02,455 didn't hesitate for a second to choose money over me and my mom, so... 1615 01:07:02,455 --> 01:07:04,224 how was I supposed to trust you? 1616 01:07:06,860 --> 01:07:08,194 Sure. 1617 01:07:08,194 --> 01:07:11,364 But I do trust you, Noel. 1618 01:07:11,364 --> 01:07:13,900 For some weird reason, I-I do. 1619 01:07:15,468 --> 01:07:17,804 I think it's because you look like a bulldog 1620 01:07:17,804 --> 01:07:20,140 - that, like, a witch cast a spell on... - [door closing] 1621 01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:22,308 ...and turned into a human, like, against his will. 1622 01:07:22,308 --> 01:07:23,977 - You ever get that? - [footsteps approaching] 1623 01:07:23,977 --> 01:07:25,145 Yes. 1624 01:07:27,847 --> 01:07:30,784 Miss Kim, please put your face right here. 1625 01:07:30,784 --> 01:07:33,530 This is a prosthetics machine. 1626 01:07:33,530 --> 01:07:34,888 Go ahead and pick any face you'd like. 1627 01:07:34,888 --> 01:07:36,389 Oh, cool. 1628 01:07:36,389 --> 01:07:39,492 It's just an extra added layer of protection for when you're in transit. 1629 01:07:39,492 --> 01:07:41,695 If people can't recognize you, you're a lot safer. 1630 01:07:41,695 --> 01:07:43,863 [Katie] Oh, my God. There are so many different faces. 1631 01:07:43,863 --> 01:07:45,231 [departing footsteps] 1632 01:07:45,231 --> 01:07:46,733 Cool, cool. 1633 01:07:46,733 --> 01:07:48,301 Oh, I like this one. 1634 01:07:48,301 --> 01:07:50,236 [beeps] 1635 01:07:50,236 --> 01:07:51,805 [whirring] 1636 01:07:54,107 --> 01:07:56,309 - [clicks] - [laughs] Oh. Oh. 1637 01:07:56,309 --> 01:07:58,178 This is, it's weird in here. 1638 01:07:58,178 --> 01:08:00,246 It's crazy. 1639 01:08:00,246 --> 01:08:02,682 Um, hey, Noel? 1640 01:08:02,682 --> 01:08:04,651 - Yeah? - Why'd you get so upset earlier 1641 01:08:04,651 --> 01:08:07,120 when you were asking Louis for help in the panic room? 1642 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,189 Is it 'cause you didn't want to lose out on commission? 1643 01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:10,357 [Noel] Oh, come on, no. 1644 01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:12,359 There's a lot of bad blood between us after what happened, okay? 1645 01:08:12,359 --> 01:08:14,994 I hated that I needed him. 1646 01:08:14,994 --> 01:08:17,597 But he seems to be past it, so... 1647 01:08:17,597 --> 01:08:20,100 I will suck it up as long as it helps you. 1648 01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,102 [Katie] He's definitely still a **** to you. 1649 01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,570 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1650 01:08:23,570 --> 01:08:25,105 That's Louis. 1651 01:08:25,105 --> 01:08:28,475 That's why I was so surprised when he caved in on the 30%. 1652 01:08:28,475 --> 01:08:31,745 Not like the old Louis, but I mean, people change, right? 1653 01:08:31,745 --> 01:08:34,347 [Katie] Oh, yeah, I've found that not to be the case. 1654 01:08:34,347 --> 01:08:36,349 I mean, do you really trust him? 1655 01:08:36,349 --> 01:08:39,219 Our lives are literally in his hands right now. 1656 01:08:39,219 --> 01:08:40,320 [bell dings] 1657 01:08:42,222 --> 01:08:44,524 Hey, girl, hey. 1658 01:08:44,524 --> 01:08:46,493 What? Too ***y? 1659 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,950 Let's go pee standing up 1660 01:08:49,950 --> 01:08:51,498 and make more money than our female counterparts, am I right? 1661 01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:54,701 What's wrong? 1662 01:08:54,701 --> 01:08:58,204 This, this equipment, staff, the facility. 1663 01:08:58,204 --> 01:08:59,939 Those are huge expenses. 1664 01:08:59,939 --> 01:09:02,242 And moving out of this bunker doesn't make sense. 1665 01:09:02,242 --> 01:09:04,644 You saw how long it's been since they had a jackpot. 1666 01:09:04,644 --> 01:09:06,946 And the ones they had before, that weren't that big, not big enough for all this. 1667 01:09:06,946 --> 01:09:08,248 So you think it's a setup? 1668 01:09:08,248 --> 01:09:10,250 - I don't know. - [Louis] What don't you know, Noel? 1669 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:12,552 Um... why I just farted. 1670 01:09:12,552 --> 01:09:14,540 It's probably the muscle relaxants. 1671 01:09:14,540 --> 01:09:15,822 Nothing loosens a sphincter faster. 1672 01:09:15,822 --> 01:09:17,323 And since I know what Noel usually eats, 1673 01:09:17,323 --> 01:09:19,893 I'd say it's best we get the hell out of here ASAP. 1674 01:09:19,893 --> 01:09:21,227 Shall we? 1675 01:09:21,227 --> 01:09:22,929 Yes. 1676 01:09:22,929 --> 01:09:25,565 As long as you're ready, Noel. 1677 01:09:25,565 --> 01:09:28,340 Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, we should go. 1678 01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:30,136 That's a strong look, by the way, Katie. 1679 01:09:30,136 --> 01:09:31,938 Not many women could pull off a goatee like that. 1680 01:09:31,938 --> 01:09:33,406 - [Katie] Oh. - Dig it. 1681 01:09:33,406 --> 01:09:35,642 Thank you. 1682 01:09:35,642 --> 01:09:38,978 [intense music playing] 1683 01:09:38,978 --> 01:09:42,415 Hey, Louis, uh, you sure it's a good idea to move her out of here? 1684 01:09:42,415 --> 01:09:43,950 I mean, this place seems really secure. 1685 01:09:43,950 --> 01:09:46,686 Oh, if people know where she is, then it's not secure, is it, Noel? 1686 01:09:46,686 --> 01:09:48,455 You're not questioning my expertise, are you? 1687 01:09:48,455 --> 01:09:51,124 No. No, Louis, you know me. Always looking for a way out. 1688 01:09:51,124 --> 01:09:52,659 - [P.A. chimes] - Ain't that the truth. 1689 01:09:52,659 --> 01:09:55,280 [woman over P.A.] Attention. Lottery ends in three hours. 1690 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,329 Okay, we're in trouble, aren't we? 1691 01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:57,731 Yes, we are. 1692 01:09:57,731 --> 01:09:59,499 I could never figure out why more than half the players 1693 01:09:59,499 --> 01:10:01,534 that killed jackpots this year requested anonymity. 1694 01:10:01,534 --> 01:10:03,803 Now it makes sense. 1695 01:10:03,803 --> 01:10:06,539 I think that Louis has been murdering his clients. 1696 01:10:06,539 --> 01:10:08,410 [Katie] Wait, what? No. 1697 01:10:08,410 --> 01:10:11,177 Why would he do all that, the-the decoy cars, the disguises? 1698 01:10:11,177 --> 01:10:12,645 He patched up our wounds. 1699 01:10:12,645 --> 01:10:15,181 I know, he has to. He has to make it look like the agency's doing their job. 1700 01:10:15,181 --> 01:10:17,951 That way, the next jackpot does the same thing that we did: 1701 01:10:17,951 --> 01:10:20,487 walk right in here and look for his protection. 1702 01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:22,489 Katie, we're in a honey trap. 1703 01:10:22,489 --> 01:10:24,124 Oh, shit. 1704 01:10:24,124 --> 01:10:25,658 Hmm? What? 1705 01:10:26,726 --> 01:10:28,762 - Noel sharted. - [groans] 1706 01:10:28,762 --> 01:10:30,663 Noel, buddy, would you squeeze your ***hole shut 1707 01:10:30,663 --> 01:10:32,265 and hold it in like a ****ing man. 1708 01:10:32,265 --> 01:10:33,366 Seriously. 1709 01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:36,236 - [whispering] What do we do? - I'm thinking. I'm thinking. 1710 01:10:36,236 --> 01:10:38,538 Just give me a second. 1711 01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:40,106 - [metallic clattering] - [muffled clamoring] 1712 01:10:40,106 --> 01:10:41,441 See that, Noel? 1713 01:10:41,441 --> 01:10:44,110 A big breachable door with a bloodthirsty mob behind it. 1714 01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:46,780 Too risky. Told you I knew what I was talking about. 1715 01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:49,616 Well, Katie Kim, your chariot awaits. 1716 01:10:49,616 --> 01:10:51,985 Just hop on in and we'll dispatch the decoys from the main exit 1717 01:10:51,985 --> 01:10:54,387 to clear the door and, uh, get you out of here to safety. 1718 01:10:54,387 --> 01:10:56,189 This way, Miss Kim. 1719 01:10:56,189 --> 01:10:58,558 Noel, you're gonna ride with us. 1720 01:10:58,558 --> 01:10:59,659 Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. 1721 01:10:59,659 --> 01:11:01,928 Uh, uh, you know, I'd really prefer to stick with Noel. 1722 01:11:01,928 --> 01:11:03,229 If that's cool. 1723 01:11:03,229 --> 01:11:05,398 - You're much safer with us. - Sure. 1724 01:11:05,398 --> 01:11:08,935 Uh, but it just-- and-and I don't want to mansplain-- 1725 01:11:08,935 --> 01:11:12,539 uh, it's just that he saved my life four times today. 1726 01:11:12,539 --> 01:11:14,974 And he's kind of a lucky rabbit's foot, 1727 01:11:14,974 --> 01:11:17,277 except he's the size of 80 of them. 1728 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,112 Look, I know we all love big, dumb animals, 1729 01:11:19,112 --> 01:11:23,483 but as the guy who just saved you and that just a moment ago, 1730 01:11:23,483 --> 01:11:25,819 I'm asking that you give us a shot. 1731 01:11:25,819 --> 01:11:28,210 Um, I don't know. I think we should just stay here 1732 01:11:28,210 --> 01:11:30,857 'cause that door seems, like, really strong and, like-- 1733 01:11:30,857 --> 01:11:32,425 Katie... 1734 01:11:32,425 --> 01:11:34,561 I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you. 1735 01:11:34,561 --> 01:11:36,329 Okay? 1736 01:11:36,329 --> 01:11:38,698 I'll take care of you, sweetheart. 1737 01:11:38,698 --> 01:11:40,330 Trust me. 1738 01:11:46,573 --> 01:11:49,175 Okay, thanks... 1739 01:11:49,175 --> 01:11:51,110 - Dad. - [♪ Beastie Boys: "Ch-Check It Out"] 1740 01:11:51,110 --> 01:11:53,130 ♪ Blowin' doors off hinges, I'll grab you with the pinchers ♪ 1741 01:11:53,130 --> 01:11:54,347 ♪ And, no, I didn't retire ♪ 1742 01:11:54,347 --> 01:11:56,850 ♪ I'll snatch you up with a needle-nose pliers ♪ 1743 01:11:56,850 --> 01:11:58,718 ♪ Guaranteed to make your body rock ♪ 1744 01:11:58,718 --> 01:12:00,887 ♪ Check-ch-check-check-check- ch-check it out ♪ 1745 01:12:00,887 --> 01:12:02,522 - ♪ What-wha-what-what- what's it all about ♪ - Oh, shit. 1746 01:12:02,522 --> 01:12:04,391 ♪ Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out ♪ 1747 01:12:04,391 --> 01:12:07,600 ♪ Let's turn this mother****ing party out ♪ 1748 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:08,762 ♪ I said, "Doc, what's the condition? ♪ 1749 01:12:08,762 --> 01:12:10,930 ♪ I'm a man that's on a mission" ♪ 1750 01:12:10,930 --> 01:12:12,265 Come on, Uncle Pete! 1751 01:12:12,265 --> 01:12:15,935 This murder lottery is no place for a older gentleman like yourself! 1752 01:12:15,935 --> 01:12:18,271 Kill Katie Kim! Kill Katie Kim! 1753 01:12:18,271 --> 01:12:20,140 [Katie] She's worth $3.6 billion, yo. 1754 01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:21,975 Don't lose her! 1755 01:12:21,975 --> 01:12:24,244 ♪ The Rapping Duke combined, now, don't test me... 1756 01:12:24,244 --> 01:12:26,579 Hey, this gets you to the courtyard. Take Louis's Lambo. 1757 01:12:26,579 --> 01:12:28,515 The security expert left his keys on the tire. 1758 01:12:28,515 --> 01:12:30,850 - What about you? - I'm gonna buy you some time. 1759 01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:33,219 I'll be fine. Now, go, go, go, go. 1760 01:12:33,219 --> 01:12:35,155 ♪ Smoke out a chimney ♪ 1761 01:12:35,155 --> 01:12:36,823 [bleeps, buzzes] 1762 01:12:37,891 --> 01:12:39,590 [Ash] She's escaping. 1763 01:12:39,590 --> 01:12:41,394 [grunting] 1764 01:12:41,394 --> 01:12:43,229 [high-pitched whimper, coughs] 1765 01:12:43,229 --> 01:12:45,398 Oh, you gonna cry now? 1766 01:12:45,398 --> 01:12:46,533 ****! 1767 01:12:49,402 --> 01:12:51,237 [intriguing music playing] 1768 01:12:54,441 --> 01:12:56,309 [chiming] 1769 01:12:58,110 --> 01:12:58,978 - [coughs] - Okay, Noel. 1770 01:12:58,978 --> 01:13:01,181 I'm only going to ask you this one time. 1771 01:13:01,181 --> 01:13:03,216 - Where the **** is my jackpot? - [groans] 1772 01:13:03,216 --> 01:13:06,119 Oh, man, I would remember, but I just got kicked in the face. 1773 01:13:06,119 --> 01:13:07,721 Oh, you think you're ****ing funny, huh? 1774 01:13:07,721 --> 01:13:10,323 - [gate alarm beeping] - [tires squealing] 1775 01:13:16,262 --> 01:13:18,698 - Oh, no, she's escaping. - [sighs] 1776 01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:20,734 That's not what you wanted to happen, is it? 1777 01:13:20,734 --> 01:13:22,736 These ****ing decoys. 1778 01:13:22,736 --> 01:13:24,270 [grunting] 1779 01:13:25,305 --> 01:13:26,773 She's in one of the cars. 1780 01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:28,508 - Which one? - How the **** would I know? 1781 01:13:28,508 --> 01:13:29,676 Put a team on all four. 1782 01:13:29,676 --> 01:13:31,778 I want eyes on every single camera in a three-mile radius: 1783 01:13:31,778 --> 01:13:33,513 phones, CCTVs, ATMs. 1784 01:13:33,513 --> 01:13:34,981 [Ash] Go, go, run. 1785 01:13:45,759 --> 01:13:47,761 [grunting] 1786 01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:54,901 [man over radio] We're trying to track her phone, 1787 01:13:54,901 --> 01:13:56,269 but she's deactivated the locator chip. 1788 01:13:56,269 --> 01:13:57,604 ****! 1789 01:13:57,604 --> 01:13:59,839 - All right, what have we got from the cops? - Still nothing. 1790 01:13:59,839 --> 01:14:01,107 Okay. 1791 01:14:01,107 --> 01:14:02,742 [automated voice] Autopilot off. 1792 01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:04,770 All right. 1793 01:14:05,512 --> 01:14:07,113 [tires screeching] 1794 01:14:07,113 --> 01:14:09,150 One of the decoy cars just changed direction. 1795 01:14:09,150 --> 01:14:10,850 - Take the 210 North. Go. - No, no, no, no. 1796 01:14:10,850 --> 01:14:12,652 - Take the 5. Try to cut 'em off. - What are you gonna do? 1797 01:14:12,652 --> 01:14:14,554 The **** I should've done in the first place. 1798 01:14:14,554 --> 01:14:15,989 Oh, my God. This just in. 1799 01:14:15,989 --> 01:14:18,725 Katie Kim has just lost the Shutterbug drone. 1800 01:14:18,725 --> 01:14:21,528 Which means that her location will not broadcast again until the end of the game. 1801 01:14:21,528 --> 01:14:24,564 Which means that, unless she makes a major mistake, 1802 01:14:24,564 --> 01:14:26,599 most lottery players will be sitting around 1803 01:14:26,599 --> 01:14:28,768 with their thumbs up their butts, doing what we're doing: 1804 01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:32,305 drinking and toasting to our new hero. 1805 01:14:32,305 --> 01:14:34,274 [cheering] 1806 01:14:34,274 --> 01:14:37,744 Well played, Katie Kim, wherever you are. 1807 01:14:37,744 --> 01:14:40,213 - [man laughing] - [intense music playing] 1808 01:14:45,652 --> 01:14:48,321 [phone chiming] 1809 01:14:50,223 --> 01:14:51,224 Hello. 1810 01:14:51,224 --> 01:14:53,493 Turn the ****ing car around, now. 1811 01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:56,196 Uh, nah, I'm good, but **** you very much. 1812 01:14:56,196 --> 01:15:00,233 Let me tweak my pitch a little bit: turn the car around or I'll stick this... 1813 01:15:00,233 --> 01:15:02,268 in this oversized hunk of beef here. 1814 01:15:02,268 --> 01:15:04,904 Yeah, why don't you, uh, go ahead and say something persuasive, Noel. 1815 01:15:04,904 --> 01:15:06,940 Katie, get out. Get out, keep going. 1816 01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:08,575 Don't-don't worry about me. Go. 1817 01:15:08,575 --> 01:15:11,478 [Louis] Your altruism is getting a little excessive, Noel. 1818 01:15:11,478 --> 01:15:13,980 - You're gonna have to skip leg day tomorrow. - [screams] 1819 01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:15,849 Hey, leave him alone. It's me you want. 1820 01:15:15,849 --> 01:15:17,984 Exactly. That's the idea. 1821 01:15:17,984 --> 01:15:19,486 [screaming] 1822 01:15:19,486 --> 01:15:21,388 - Stop. - The next one's going in his brain. 1823 01:15:21,388 --> 01:15:24,190 Ah, Katie, don't stop, don't turn around. 1824 01:15:24,190 --> 01:15:26,659 Just keep going. Get to the Grapevine. **** this guy. 1825 01:15:26,659 --> 01:15:27,727 Yeah, **** this guy. 1826 01:15:27,727 --> 01:15:29,462 What's it gonna be, Katie, huh? 1827 01:15:32,265 --> 01:15:34,634 Okay, all right, I-I'll turn around. 1828 01:15:34,634 --> 01:15:36,403 - No! - That's a good girl. 1829 01:15:36,403 --> 01:15:38,505 Now show me. I want to see you turn the car around. 1830 01:15:38,505 --> 01:15:39,906 I'm doing it. 1831 01:15:41,740 --> 01:15:43,900 [tires screeching] 1832 01:15:47,447 --> 01:15:48,615 [Louis] All right, I'll drop you a pin. 1833 01:15:48,615 --> 01:15:51,170 I know a nice quiet place where your fans won't find you. 1834 01:15:51,170 --> 01:15:54,354 If you're not there in 24 minutes, well, the next time you see Noel's face 1835 01:15:54,354 --> 01:15:57,590 will be when I mail you his ****ing head! 1836 01:15:57,590 --> 01:15:58,725 'Kay, bye. 1837 01:16:02,228 --> 01:16:04,640 Oh, man, ****ing Noel. 1838 01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:10,804 Oh, you really think nobody's gonna find her in here? 1839 01:16:10,804 --> 01:16:13,173 [Louis] Of course not. Nobody gives a shit about theater in Los Angeles. 1840 01:16:13,173 --> 01:16:15,308 [Noel] I do. I saw the last performance here. 1841 01:16:15,308 --> 01:16:16,776 Other Space: The Hip Hop Musical. 1842 01:16:16,776 --> 01:16:17,911 Vin Diesel was amazing. 1843 01:16:17,911 --> 01:16:19,846 - Shut the **** up. - [screams] 1844 01:16:21,514 --> 01:16:23,450 - She's smarter than you think, Louis. - Really? 1845 01:16:23,450 --> 01:16:26,286 She's a wannabe actress who moved to L.A. expecting to have a good experience. 1846 01:16:26,286 --> 01:16:27,687 Yeah, she's a real ****ing genius. 1847 01:16:27,687 --> 01:16:30,256 Okay, so you're gonna kill an innocent woman for what? 1848 01:16:30,256 --> 01:16:32,592 'Cause your ****ing bozos bought too many cases of LaCroix 1849 01:16:32,592 --> 01:16:33,993 for your executive lounge? 1850 01:16:33,993 --> 01:16:35,395 Don't pretend like you don't LaCroix. 1851 01:16:35,395 --> 01:16:36,863 It tastes like a drawing of a coconut. 1852 01:16:36,863 --> 01:16:38,640 Coconut is the worst flavor! 1853 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,467 You cannot judge it based on coconut! 1854 01:16:40,467 --> 01:16:43,690 It's a delicious zero-calorie beverage. 1855 01:16:43,690 --> 01:16:44,604 I'm tired of people shitting on LaCroix. 1856 01:16:44,604 --> 01:16:46,773 [panting] 1857 01:16:46,773 --> 01:16:49,242 See, this is exactly why no one wants to work with you, man. 1858 01:16:49,242 --> 01:16:52,512 You talk about these jackpots like they're, like they're ****ing people. 1859 01:16:52,512 --> 01:16:54,314 They're big walking ATMs. 1860 01:16:54,314 --> 01:16:57,450 And this one is the biggest ****ing ATM of all time. 1861 01:16:57,450 --> 01:17:00,687 You really are a reprehensible chunk of wet shit, Louis. 1862 01:17:00,687 --> 01:17:02,756 Oh, grow the **** up, you **** stain. 1863 01:17:02,756 --> 01:17:05,191 How do you think the world works? Huh? 1864 01:17:05,191 --> 01:17:07,994 It runs on money. 1865 01:17:07,994 --> 01:17:10,960 You know the mission that you bailed on? 1866 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,799 Now, that... that was a ****ing jackpot. 1867 01:17:12,799 --> 01:17:15,435 That family was guarding millions in gold for those warlords. 1868 01:17:15,435 --> 01:17:16,970 That money changed my life. 1869 01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:18,905 You never should have gone in there knowing what we knew. 1870 01:17:18,905 --> 01:17:20,306 You got all our men killed without me. 1871 01:17:20,306 --> 01:17:21,941 [laughing] We didn't need you. 1872 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:24,444 There was no danger in that raid, you dumb ****. 1873 01:17:24,444 --> 01:17:27,130 There were no fighters around for miles, no one in the house was even armed. 1874 01:17:28,114 --> 01:17:29,649 It was the easiest ****ing job of my life. 1875 01:17:29,649 --> 01:17:33,319 Just walked in, took out the family, grabbed the jackpot. 1876 01:17:33,319 --> 01:17:35,355 Th-There was no firefight? 1877 01:17:36,423 --> 01:17:38,591 Let's just say I don't like to share. 1878 01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:42,729 You killed our team for gold? 1879 01:17:42,729 --> 01:17:44,130 Yeah, I did, Noel. 1880 01:17:44,130 --> 01:17:46,700 It's just business, okay? 1881 01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:48,234 High-stakes business, winner take all. 1882 01:17:48,234 --> 01:17:49,536 Welcome to the real world. 1883 01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:52,772 You evil ****ing son of a *****. 1884 01:17:52,772 --> 01:17:55,141 Oh, compliments will get you nowhere with me. 1885 01:17:55,141 --> 01:17:56,943 - [line ringing] - Yeah. 1886 01:17:56,943 --> 01:17:59,612 - [Isabella] Sir. - Have the team rally on my position. 1887 01:17:59,612 --> 01:18:01,715 It's time to close this account. 1888 01:18:03,149 --> 01:18:05,151 [intense music playing] 1889 01:18:09,589 --> 01:18:11,491 Stupid Noel. 1890 01:18:11,491 --> 01:18:15,610 Why couldn't you have just been a ****ing ***hole like everybody else? 1891 01:18:15,610 --> 01:18:17,630 [tires screeching] 1892 01:18:17,630 --> 01:18:19,199 Watch the clock. 1893 01:18:19,199 --> 01:18:21,434 You kill her one second after the bell, you get no money 1894 01:18:21,434 --> 01:18:22,869 and you get a murder charge. 1895 01:18:22,869 --> 01:18:25,905 So we go ****ing fast and we go ****ing hard. 1896 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:32,120 [tires screeching] 1897 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,381 Where do these guys keep their guns... 1898 01:18:34,381 --> 01:18:36,349 grenades... 1899 01:18:36,349 --> 01:18:38,218 Bingo. 1900 01:18:39,719 --> 01:18:42,155 Looks like a ****ing SpongeBob gun. 1901 01:18:55,802 --> 01:18:58,400 [Louis] Katie Kim. 1902 01:18:59,339 --> 01:19:00,740 Center stage. 1903 01:19:00,740 --> 01:19:04,611 That's a... deadly-looking weapon you got there. 1904 01:19:04,611 --> 01:19:06,813 What's the range on that thing, like two inches? 1905 01:19:06,813 --> 01:19:08,480 I'm shaking. 1906 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:09,382 Let him go. 1907 01:19:10,483 --> 01:19:11,685 [laughs] 1908 01:19:11,685 --> 01:19:16,523 You literally have zero leverage here, so no. 1909 01:19:16,523 --> 01:19:19,359 I don't know, I have a little. 1910 01:19:19,359 --> 01:19:20,727 Oh, yeah? 1911 01:19:20,727 --> 01:19:23,296 See, you get all the money if you kill me, 1912 01:19:23,296 --> 01:19:28,134 but what happens if... 1913 01:19:28,134 --> 01:19:29,636 I do it myself? 1914 01:19:30,737 --> 01:19:32,572 - Katie. - Let him go. 1915 01:19:32,572 --> 01:19:33,673 [scoffs] 1916 01:19:33,673 --> 01:19:37,610 You expect me to believe that you would kill yourself 1917 01:19:37,610 --> 01:19:39,946 for this guy? 1918 01:19:41,514 --> 01:19:43,383 You met him, what, four hours ago? 1919 01:19:43,383 --> 01:19:44,884 I said let him go. 1920 01:19:44,884 --> 01:19:46,486 Uh-uh, nope. 1921 01:19:46,486 --> 01:19:48,540 Not buying it. 1922 01:19:48,540 --> 01:19:50,657 - Bullshit. - Bullshit? 1923 01:19:50,657 --> 01:19:52,492 I'm gonna die anyway, right? 1924 01:19:54,270 --> 01:19:56,629 So the only choice that I have left 1925 01:19:56,629 --> 01:19:59,366 is whether or not I want you to be rich because of it. 1926 01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:03,837 Let him go. 1927 01:20:05,238 --> 01:20:06,506 Go ahead. 1928 01:20:06,506 --> 01:20:08,608 No, go ahead. Pop your own skull. 1929 01:20:08,608 --> 01:20:12,445 I'll just wipe your prints off the bolt gun and tell them I did it. 1930 01:20:12,445 --> 01:20:14,547 Not with a million of my fans watching. 1931 01:20:14,547 --> 01:20:16,282 ****. 1932 01:20:16,282 --> 01:20:18,284 [gasps] Oh, shit. 1933 01:20:18,284 --> 01:20:20,553 You're crazy, Katie Kim. 1934 01:20:20,553 --> 01:20:22,689 What do I have to live for anyway? 1935 01:20:22,689 --> 01:20:24,357 I got no friends. 1936 01:20:24,357 --> 01:20:26,359 I got no family. 1937 01:20:26,359 --> 01:20:29,195 Everybody ****ing sucks. 1938 01:20:29,195 --> 01:20:32,432 I came to this town chasing a stupid dream that, 1939 01:20:32,432 --> 01:20:34,634 deep down, I know won't happen. 1940 01:20:34,634 --> 01:20:36,269 Not for me. 1941 01:20:36,269 --> 01:20:38,838 And you're right, I did meet him today. 1942 01:20:38,838 --> 01:20:40,407 Today. 1943 01:20:40,407 --> 01:20:43,343 And that's the best relationship I have in my life. 1944 01:20:43,343 --> 01:20:46,120 Isn't that ****ing pathetic? 1945 01:20:48,815 --> 01:20:51,184 Aren't I ****ing pathetic? 1946 01:20:51,184 --> 01:20:53,920 Katie, don't do this. Please. 1947 01:20:55,488 --> 01:20:57,657 Why keep pretending things are gonna go my way? 1948 01:20:58,692 --> 01:21:00,894 So let's just ****ing do this. 1949 01:21:00,894 --> 01:21:03,797 **** you and **** your money. 1950 01:21:06,366 --> 01:21:08,968 No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop. 1951 01:21:08,968 --> 01:21:10,937 Okay, okay. 1952 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,840 I'll let him go. 1953 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:14,974 [key clattering] 1954 01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:22,480 Okay, now give me the gun. 1955 01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:29,422 Okay. 1956 01:21:29,422 --> 01:21:30,757 You win. 1957 01:21:32,392 --> 01:21:33,693 That's a good girl. 1958 01:21:34,761 --> 01:21:36,930 - Push kick! - [grunts] 1959 01:21:36,930 --> 01:21:38,932 [clanging] 1960 01:21:40,330 --> 01:21:42,369 Acting, mother****er. 1961 01:21:45,405 --> 01:21:47,307 Bravo. 1962 01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:49,809 Daniel Day-Lewis wishes he had your range. 1963 01:21:49,809 --> 01:21:51,110 [Noel laughing] 1964 01:21:51,110 --> 01:21:52,645 - [banging] - [muffled clamoring] 1965 01:21:52,645 --> 01:21:55,448 They know you're here. Run. Run! 1966 01:21:55,448 --> 01:21:57,384 [♪ No Small Children: "It's a Sunshine Day"] 1967 01:21:57,384 --> 01:21:59,819 ♪ I think I'll go for a walk outside now ♪ 1968 01:21:59,819 --> 01:22:02,756 ♪ The summer sun knows me by name, she's calling me ♪ 1969 01:22:02,756 --> 01:22:05,859 ♪ I gotta get out, gotta get out, get aw ay ♪ 1970 01:22:05,859 --> 01:22:08,561 ♪ I gotta get away, get away, get away ♪ 1971 01:22:08,561 --> 01:22:10,130 - ♪ Get away ♪ - Whoo! 1972 01:22:10,130 --> 01:22:12,365 - ♪ Everybody's smiling ♪ - ♪ Sunshine day ♪ - We're not gonna miss this one. 1973 01:22:12,365 --> 01:22:14,134 - ♪ Everybody's laughing ♪ - [man speaking Spanish] 1974 01:22:14,134 --> 01:22:15,402 ♪ Sunshine day ♪ 1975 01:22:15,402 --> 01:22:18,710 - ♪ Everybody's smiling ♪ - ♪ Sunshine day ♪ 1976 01:22:18,710 --> 01:22:19,806 ♪ Everybody's laughing ♪ 1977 01:22:19,806 --> 01:22:21,508 - Let's go. - ♪ Sunshine day ♪ 1978 01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:24,144 ♪ Sunshine day... 1979 01:22:24,144 --> 01:22:25,979 - [man] Let's go. Whoo! - [woman] Katie! 1980 01:22:25,979 --> 01:22:28,715 Oh, oh, honey, take the roast out of the oven in ten minutes. 1981 01:22:28,715 --> 01:22:30,160 I gotta go kill this girl. 1982 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:32,452 Oh, love ya. 1983 01:22:32,452 --> 01:22:34,354 See you at the Hollywood Theater, *****. 1984 01:22:34,354 --> 01:22:36,890 ♪ It's a sunshine day ♪ 1985 01:22:36,890 --> 01:22:37,757 [intense music playing] 1986 01:22:40,493 --> 01:22:41,594 Oh, shit. 1987 01:22:41,594 --> 01:22:43,797 Hey, good to see you again, not a cop. 1988 01:22:44,564 --> 01:22:46,466 - Ow. - Oh. 1989 01:22:46,466 --> 01:22:48,680 - Time to die. - [gasps] 1990 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:49,769 - Oh! - [high-pitched voice] I love you. 1991 01:22:49,769 --> 01:22:51,471 Holy ****. 1992 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:55,675 [screaming, grunting in pain] 1993 01:22:56,843 --> 01:22:58,445 - [door slams open] - Cops! 1994 01:22:58,445 --> 01:23:00,460 - [Katie] ****. - [grunting] 1995 01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:01,214 [strained grunting] 1996 01:23:04,284 --> 01:23:05,285 Yeah. 1997 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,988 - [Louis grunts] - No! 1998 01:23:08,988 --> 01:23:10,690 Where do you think you're going, you little shit? 1999 01:23:10,690 --> 01:23:12,225 [strained grunting] 2000 01:23:15,562 --> 01:23:17,297 You're a loser with no friends. 2001 01:23:17,297 --> 01:23:19,299 What do you even need that money for? 2002 01:23:19,299 --> 01:23:22,268 What are you going to do with the money, buy more white suits, you ****ing diva? 2003 01:23:23,269 --> 01:23:24,938 [Louis, strained] ****ing die. 2004 01:23:25,605 --> 01:23:27,841 - [cop grunting] - Oh, shit. 2005 01:23:28,475 --> 01:23:30,100 **** off, mall cop. 2006 01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:31,578 - [cop screams] - [piano keys clang] 2007 01:23:31,578 --> 01:23:32,879 [Katie grunting] 2008 01:23:32,879 --> 01:23:34,614 - [loud pounding on door] - No. 2009 01:23:36,483 --> 01:23:38,184 - [angry shouting] - Oh, shit. 2010 01:23:39,386 --> 01:23:41,540 [grunting] 2011 01:23:42,355 --> 01:23:44,900 [straining] 2012 01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:45,925 - [♪ Partners in Kryme: "Turtle Power!" ] - Ah, **** this. 2013 01:23:45,925 --> 01:23:48,280 It's Turtle time, mother****ers. 2014 01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:49,229 On the half shell. 2015 01:23:49,229 --> 01:23:50,730 ♪ On the half shell, they're the heroes four ♪ 2016 01:23:50,730 --> 01:23:53,233 ♪ In this day and age, who could ask for more? ♪ 2017 01:23:53,233 --> 01:23:55,301 [singing along] ♪ The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious ♪ 2018 01:23:55,301 --> 01:23:57,404 ♪ All police and detectives are furious ♪ 2019 01:23:57,404 --> 01:24:00,173 ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪ 2020 01:24:00,173 --> 01:24:02,108 - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪ - [screaming] 2021 01:24:02,108 --> 01:24:04,511 - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E power ♪ - [crying] 2022 01:24:04,511 --> 01:24:06,120 - ♪ T-U-R-T-L-E... - Oh! 2023 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,647 Turtle power! 2024 01:24:09,549 --> 01:24:11,551 [dramatic music playing] 2025 01:24:11,551 --> 01:24:14,387 [straining] Stop being such a loser and let me kill you already. 2026 01:24:16,523 --> 01:24:18,258 - [crunching] - [screaming 2027 01:24:18,258 --> 01:24:20,160 ****ing psycho! Ah! 2028 01:24:24,431 --> 01:24:26,399 - A little help, please. - Ow! 2029 01:24:26,399 --> 01:24:28,368 - I'm on it. - [others moaning] 2030 01:24:28,368 --> 01:24:29,769 [Louis] No, no! 2031 01:24:29,769 --> 01:24:31,400 [yells] 2032 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:32,605 Finally. 2033 01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,108 [Louis] Where you going, Katie? 2034 01:24:36,843 --> 01:24:38,478 Katie, run. 2035 01:24:42,150 --> 01:24:44,851 My ticket, my jackpot. 2036 01:24:44,851 --> 01:24:46,920 Well, I gave you one star on Airbnb. 2037 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:48,688 Now you'll never be a Superhost. 2038 01:24:48,688 --> 01:24:50,924 Not cool. 2039 01:24:51,858 --> 01:24:53,426 Oh, I'm going to enjoy this. 2040 01:24:53,426 --> 01:24:55,495 No, I'm going to enjoy this. 2041 01:24:57,300 --> 01:24:58,298 - [screaming] - Shit. 2042 01:24:58,898 --> 01:25:00,467 [grunting] 2043 01:25:00,467 --> 01:25:01,568 [cries out] 2044 01:25:01,568 --> 01:25:03,303 You're ****ing with my money, Noel. 2045 01:25:03,303 --> 01:25:05,400 Bye! 2046 01:25:06,172 --> 01:25:07,941 Owie, owie, owie, owie, I'm sorry. 2047 01:25:07,941 --> 01:25:09,750 No. 2048 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:11,144 Wait. Remember all the good times we've had? 2049 01:25:11,144 --> 01:25:12,979 Like when my roof leaked human shit on you? 2050 01:25:12,979 --> 01:25:14,614 That was hilarious. 2051 01:25:14,614 --> 01:25:16,149 Call your ****ing mom back. 2052 01:25:16,149 --> 01:25:18,118 [Shadi cries out] 2053 01:25:18,118 --> 01:25:20,887 God, I should've just stabbed you. 2054 01:25:20,887 --> 01:25:22,989 [overlapping shouting] 2055 01:25:25,358 --> 01:25:27,994 [whimsical music playing over speakers] 2056 01:25:27,994 --> 01:25:29,396 [overlapping shouting] 2057 01:25:29,396 --> 01:25:31,131 [grunting] 2058 01:25:31,131 --> 01:25:32,565 [clamoring] 2059 01:25:32,565 --> 01:25:33,633 [growling] 2060 01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:38,438 - [angry shouting] - [cymbals crashing] 2061 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:40,674 Katie, four minutes. Climb! 2062 01:25:41,474 --> 01:25:43,309 Oh, God. 2063 01:25:45,245 --> 01:25:46,946 [shouting] 2064 01:25:52,886 --> 01:25:55,155 Let me take that off your hands, Van Damme. 2065 01:25:57,757 --> 01:25:59,225 [power whirring on] 2066 01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:02,595 [suspenseful music playing] 2067 01:26:02,595 --> 01:26:05,650 Looks like it's showtime, mother****er. 2068 01:26:05,650 --> 01:26:06,366 Uh, excuse me, can I borrow that? 2069 01:26:06,366 --> 01:26:07,534 Maybe, can I... 2070 01:26:07,534 --> 01:26:08,601 [man yelling] 2071 01:26:08,601 --> 01:26:09,903 [cymbals crashing] 2072 01:26:09,903 --> 01:26:12,405 Yes. [laughs] Oh, shit. 2073 01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:15,742 Huh. After this, there's an oboe going right up your ***. 2074 01:26:15,742 --> 01:26:16,810 [crashing] 2075 01:26:31,424 --> 01:26:32,692 - [crashing] - [shouts] 2076 01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:37,964 ♪ ♪ 2077 01:26:40,133 --> 01:26:41,634 [crashing] 2078 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,841 [metallic creaking] 2079 01:26:49,576 --> 01:26:51,478 Hi, Miss Kim. Good to see you again. 2080 01:26:51,478 --> 01:26:52,412 What? 2081 01:26:52,412 --> 01:26:55,480 Your watch keeps terrible time. 2082 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:57,500 Oh, let me reset it for you. 2083 01:26:57,500 --> 01:26:59,652 - [Irene screaming] - [loud bang] 2084 01:26:59,652 --> 01:27:00,854 Ouch. 2085 01:27:01,855 --> 01:27:04,224 [metallic creaking] 2086 01:27:04,224 --> 01:27:06,526 - You know what? Good to see you're okay. - Ow! 2087 01:27:06,526 --> 01:27:08,261 - Excuse me. - [screaming] 2088 01:27:09,262 --> 01:27:11,865 - [metallic creaking] - [loud bang] 2089 01:27:11,865 --> 01:27:13,533 [loud bang] 2090 01:27:13,533 --> 01:27:14,634 [Noel] Katie, two minutes! 2091 01:27:15,301 --> 01:27:16,603 [loud bang] 2092 01:27:18,605 --> 01:27:19,939 [yells] 2093 01:27:22,142 --> 01:27:24,144 [suspenseful music playing] 2094 01:27:33,453 --> 01:27:35,188 Whoa. [screams] 2095 01:27:35,889 --> 01:27:37,570 [grunting] 2096 01:27:44,564 --> 01:27:45,865 [yelling] 2097 01:27:46,866 --> 01:27:48,435 I'm coming, Katie. No! 2098 01:27:48,435 --> 01:27:50,370 [all grunting] 2099 01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:56,443 Where do you think you're going, Katie Kim? 2100 01:27:56,443 --> 01:27:57,977 Shit. 2101 01:28:01,114 --> 01:28:03,516 [grunting] 2102 01:28:05,180 --> 01:28:06,520 Hey, Katie, girl. 2103 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:08,154 - Uh-huh, you're a horrible actress! - Go on, *****. 2104 01:28:08,154 --> 01:28:10,523 [overlapping shouting] 2105 01:28:17,864 --> 01:28:19,299 Katie, stay away from him! 2106 01:28:19,299 --> 01:28:21,301 ♪ ♪ 2107 01:28:26,106 --> 01:28:27,741 Oh. Ow. 2108 01:28:27,741 --> 01:28:29,342 Where you going? 2109 01:28:29,342 --> 01:28:31,311 [Louis grunting] 2110 01:28:33,460 --> 01:28:34,714 [breath trembling] 2111 01:28:36,549 --> 01:28:39,152 You're doing a terrible job of protecting me. 2112 01:28:39,152 --> 01:28:40,820 I think I'm gonna have to let you go. 2113 01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:42,522 - [grunting] - [clanging] 2114 01:28:42,522 --> 01:28:44,524 Katie, 60 seconds! 2115 01:28:44,524 --> 01:28:46,590 [cries out] 2116 01:28:46,590 --> 01:28:47,894 - Shit. - [Louis groaning] 2117 01:28:47,894 --> 01:28:49,763 [angry shouting] 2118 01:28:49,763 --> 01:28:53,199 Keep going, Spaghetti Squares! 2119 01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:01,307 I've got to say, Katie, 2120 01:29:01,307 --> 01:29:05,245 two people of proud Asian heritage trying to kill each other for money-- 2121 01:29:05,245 --> 01:29:06,880 very inspiring. 2122 01:29:10,717 --> 01:29:12,118 Leave her alone, Louis! 2123 01:29:16,990 --> 01:29:18,758 [Katie cries out] 2124 01:29:18,758 --> 01:29:19,893 [onlookers exclaiming] 2125 01:29:19,893 --> 01:29:21,940 No! 2126 01:29:21,940 --> 01:29:23,196 [Katie grunting] 2127 01:29:27,434 --> 01:29:28,702 Oh, I'm sorry, Katie. 2128 01:29:28,702 --> 01:29:30,970 Looks like you don't have what it takes to get out of this now. 2129 01:29:30,970 --> 01:29:32,305 I do have one thing. 2130 01:29:32,305 --> 01:29:34,140 What's that, your little lucky charm? 2131 01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:35,475 Fast hands. 2132 01:29:36,509 --> 01:29:37,344 Wait. 2133 01:29:37,344 --> 01:29:40,460 Is that a grenade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 2134 01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:41,281 **** me. 2135 01:29:41,281 --> 01:29:44,217 [explosion booming, echoing] 2136 01:29:44,217 --> 01:29:46,786 [♪ Ruelle: "Where We Come Alive"] 2137 01:29:46,786 --> 01:29:50,256 ♪ I can see the future ♪ 2138 01:29:50,256 --> 01:29:54,270 ♪ Painted in my eyes ♪ 2139 01:29:54,270 --> 01:29:57,530 ♪ Open up the door and ♪ 2140 01:29:57,530 --> 01:30:00,467 ♪ Fade into the light ♪ 2141 01:30:00,467 --> 01:30:03,803 ♪ Dive into a world I know ♪ 2142 01:30:03,803 --> 01:30:06,639 ♪ Take my hand and ♪ 2143 01:30:06,639 --> 01:30:11,111 ♪ Follow me into the sun ♪ 2144 01:30:11,111 --> 01:30:13,513 ♪ There's no end 'cause ♪ 2145 01:30:13,513 --> 01:30:16,983 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2146 01:30:18,510 --> 01:30:20,153 ♪ This is where we come alive ♪ 2147 01:30:20,153 --> 01:30:24,758 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 2148 01:30:24,758 --> 01:30:27,994 ♪ This is where we come alive ♪ 2149 01:30:27,994 --> 01:30:30,897 ♪ Out of the shadows ♪ 2150 01:30:30,897 --> 01:30:33,400 ♪ And into the light ♪ 2151 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:36,469 ♪ Bringing the unknown ♪ 2152 01:30:38,710 --> 01:30:40,974 - ♪ This is where we come alive ♪ - [crowd] Six! Five! Four! Three! 2153 01:30:40,974 --> 01:30:42,909 Two! One! 2154 01:30:42,909 --> 01:30:45,478 - [air horn blaring] - [crowd cheering] 2155 01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:48,314 [laughing] 2156 01:30:48,314 --> 01:30:50,817 [cheering continues] 2157 01:30:52,886 --> 01:30:55,221 You're off the clock, boys. Your boss just blew up. 2158 01:30:55,221 --> 01:30:57,157 - [Pinky laughing, grunts] - Oh, sorry, sir. 2159 01:30:57,157 --> 01:30:58,158 You did it! 2160 01:31:05,131 --> 01:31:07,100 Ooh, you got a little bit of Louis on you there. 2161 01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:09,969 Yeah, I think his, like, tooth flew in my mouth. 2162 01:31:09,969 --> 01:31:12,105 - [shudders] - Hey, um, 2163 01:31:12,105 --> 01:31:15,675 I don't know if you were still expecting that 30%. 2164 01:31:15,675 --> 01:31:19,450 Come on. I'm a man of my word. Ten percent. 2165 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:21,448 But I'm not a woman of my word, 2166 01:31:21,448 --> 01:31:24,851 so I hope you'll be happy with 50%. 2167 01:31:26,653 --> 01:31:28,555 Just so you know, I was gonna double-cross you. 2168 01:31:28,555 --> 01:31:29,889 I just ran out of time. 2169 01:31:29,889 --> 01:31:31,391 No, you weren't. 2170 01:31:31,391 --> 01:31:34,194 'Cause you really are a nice guy. 2171 01:31:34,194 --> 01:31:36,196 And I trust you. 2172 01:31:38,365 --> 01:31:39,899 [tires screeching] 2173 01:31:39,899 --> 01:31:41,101 [officer] Over here. 2174 01:31:41,101 --> 01:31:42,202 I.D., please. 2175 01:31:42,202 --> 01:31:43,903 Oh. 2176 01:31:43,903 --> 01:31:45,305 Not my real height. 2177 01:31:45,305 --> 01:31:47,730 Hey. 2178 01:31:47,730 --> 01:31:48,575 You saved me. 2179 01:31:49,642 --> 01:31:50,810 You saved me. 2180 01:31:50,810 --> 01:31:52,779 The people with the sheet, they helped a lot. 2181 01:31:52,779 --> 01:31:54,180 Yeah, they did. They helped. 2182 01:31:54,180 --> 01:31:56,149 And, hey, just so you know, 2183 01:31:56,149 --> 01:31:58,284 I think my mom would've really liked you. 2184 01:31:58,284 --> 01:32:00,687 - [man] Katie! - [crowd cheering] 2185 01:32:00,687 --> 01:32:02,856 [Johnny] Hey. All right. 2186 01:32:02,856 --> 01:32:04,570 [popping] 2187 01:32:04,570 --> 01:32:05,892 - Hey! - [cheering] 2188 01:32:05,892 --> 01:32:09,396 Congratulations, Katie Kim. 2189 01:32:09,396 --> 01:32:14,340 I'm Johnny Grand, and you're our biggest jackpot winner yet. 2190 01:32:14,340 --> 01:32:15,702 [cheering] 2191 01:32:15,702 --> 01:32:20,340 All right, so what are you going to do now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim? 2192 01:32:20,340 --> 01:32:22,942 I'm gonna get the **** out of Los Angeles. 2193 01:32:22,942 --> 01:32:24,644 [Johnny] Ooh, watch the language. There's kids watching. 2194 01:32:24,644 --> 01:32:26,112 Sorry, children. 2195 01:32:26,112 --> 01:32:27,981 All right, right this way for an interview. 2196 01:32:27,981 --> 01:32:31,518 I think I've had enough publicity for today, but thank you. 2197 01:32:31,518 --> 01:32:33,887 - No, the cameras-- - No. No, wait, wait. She said she'd had enough publicity. 2198 01:32:33,887 --> 01:32:35,722 If she doesn't want publicity, that's her right. 2199 01:32:35,722 --> 01:32:37,590 - Hey, pal, it's live. It's live. - Give her space. 2200 01:32:37,590 --> 01:32:39,259 [Johnny] Come back here, we'll give you the check. 2201 01:32:39,259 --> 01:32:40,727 [whispering] I thought all actors wanted publicity. 2202 01:32:40,727 --> 01:32:42,950 [groans in pain] 2203 01:32:42,950 --> 01:32:43,530 I don't think I want to be an actor anymore. 2204 01:32:43,530 --> 01:32:44,597 - Yeah? - [Pinky sobbing] 2205 01:32:44,597 --> 01:32:46,366 It's like, what's the point? 2206 01:32:46,366 --> 01:32:48,268 ****ing wrestlers and YouTubers are movie stars now. 2207 01:32:48,268 --> 01:32:49,869 Yeah, I know, tell me about it. 2208 01:32:49,869 --> 01:32:52,238 Sort of makes it feel like anybody can do it, right? 2209 01:32:53,973 --> 01:32:56,409 Hey, my last ten bucks. 2210 01:32:56,409 --> 01:32:57,844 Yeah, yeah. 2211 01:32:57,844 --> 01:32:59,212 You want to split a hot dog? 2212 01:32:59,212 --> 01:33:00,714 Ooh, lengthways or widthways? 2213 01:33:00,714 --> 01:33:02,716 - What? - [stammers softly] 2214 01:33:02,716 --> 01:33:04,617 I might have a concussion. 2215 01:33:05,685 --> 01:33:07,287 It's always hard to tell with you. 2216 01:33:07,287 --> 01:33:10,690 Ah, you, always with the quips. Quick. 2217 01:33:10,690 --> 01:33:12,392 [sighs] 2218 01:33:15,161 --> 01:33:16,796 - [groans] - Oh. 2219 01:33:16,796 --> 01:33:18,231 I got you, big guy. 2220 01:33:20,767 --> 01:33:24,104 God, your hand is so big, it's like a whole-*** ham on my shoulder. 2221 01:33:25,572 --> 01:33:27,741 Good thing my mom got me that bus ticket. 2222 01:33:27,741 --> 01:33:29,476 [Noel] What's the plan? 2223 01:33:29,476 --> 01:33:31,411 [Katie] Oh, I got a few ideas. 2224 01:33:31,411 --> 01:33:34,180 [♪ Spice Girls: "Spice Up Your Life"] 2225 01:33:39,552 --> 01:33:43,189 ♪ When you're feeling sad and low ♪ 2226 01:33:43,189 --> 01:33:45,825 ♪ We will take you where you gotta go... 2227 01:33:45,825 --> 01:33:47,600 Ready? 2228 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:48,495 [grunts] Oh, shit. 2229 01:33:48,495 --> 01:33:50,263 [screaming] 2230 01:33:50,263 --> 01:33:52,799 I'm sorry. Ooh. [high-pitched squeal] 2231 01:33:52,799 --> 01:33:54,401 [DJ whimpering] Oh, my... 2232 01:33:54,401 --> 01:33:56,202 - ♪ Colors of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪ 2233 01:33:56,202 --> 01:33:58,271 - ♪ Every boy and every girl ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪ 2234 01:33:58,271 --> 01:34:00,774 - ♪ People of the world ♪ - ♪ Spice up your life ♪ 2235 01:34:00,774 --> 01:34:02,108 ♪ Ah ♪ 2236 01:34:02,108 --> 01:34:03,843 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - [cheering] 2237 01:34:03,843 --> 01:34:05,845 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪ - ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪ 2238 01:34:05,845 --> 01:34:07,881 - ♪ Chicas to the front ♪ - ♪ Ha ha ♪ 2239 01:34:07,881 --> 01:34:09,683 ♪ Go round ♪ 2240 01:34:09,683 --> 01:34:11,985 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - ♪ If you're having a good time ♪ 2241 01:34:11,985 --> 01:34:13,687 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪ - ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪ 2242 01:34:13,687 --> 01:34:15,989 What? Everybody's eating pizza out of trash cans. 2243 01:34:15,989 --> 01:34:17,424 It-it's not gonna work. 2244 01:34:17,424 --> 01:34:19,590 [low chatter] 2245 01:34:19,590 --> 01:34:20,427 Mm, what is that? 2246 01:34:21,428 --> 01:34:23,630 What's up? 2247 01:34:24,564 --> 01:34:26,132 What the...? 2248 01:34:26,132 --> 01:34:27,567 Oh, great. 2249 01:34:27,567 --> 01:34:31,304 Hey! I'm being sued for copyright infringement! 2250 01:34:31,304 --> 01:34:32,839 [laughing] ****ing... 2251 01:34:32,839 --> 01:34:34,441 Eat fast, I guess. 2252 01:34:34,441 --> 01:34:36,242 I told you this would happen. 2253 01:34:36,242 --> 01:34:38,111 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - ♪ If you're having a good time ♪ 2254 01:34:38,111 --> 01:34:40,130 - ♪ Shake it to the right ♪ - ♪ If you know that you feel fine ♪ 2255 01:34:40,130 --> 01:34:41,881 - ♪ Chicas to the front ♪ - ♪ Ha ha ♪ 2256 01:34:41,881 --> 01:34:43,650 ♪ And go round ♪ 2257 01:34:43,650 --> 01:34:45,185 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - ♪ If you're having a good time... 2258 01:34:45,185 --> 01:34:46,286 [laughter] 2259 01:34:46,286 --> 01:34:49,489 [laughing] It's really hard not to laugh when just take the kick. 2260 01:34:49,489 --> 01:34:51,825 She kicked high. 2261 01:34:51,825 --> 01:34:53,259 - ♪ Slam it to the left ♪ - ♪ If you're having a good time... 2262 01:34:53,259 --> 01:34:55,280 No. No, no, no, no. [high-pitched scream] 2263 01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:56,363 [groaning] 2264 01:34:56,363 --> 01:34:57,697 Whoa, I didn't know that was gonna happen. 2265 01:34:57,697 --> 01:34:59,990 [laughter] 2266 01:34:59,990 --> 01:35:01,134 Don't look a gift mom in the mouth. 2267 01:35:01,134 --> 01:35:02,535 As they say. 2268 01:35:02,535 --> 01:35:04,270 Yeah, my mom's mouth is so disgusting. 2269 01:35:04,270 --> 01:35:05,572 [laughing] 2270 01:35:06,906 --> 01:35:09,275 You ever notice that Los Angeles really looks like Atlanta sometimes? 2271 01:35:09,275 --> 01:35:10,844 That's weird. 2272 01:35:10,844 --> 01:35:13,279 - ♪ Hai, si ja! Hold tight! ♪ - [yacht horn blows] 2273 01:35:14,347 --> 01:35:15,882 [Katie] I knew you wanted a superyacht. 2274 01:35:15,882 --> 01:35:17,550 I did want a superyacht. 2275 01:35:17,550 --> 01:35:20,320 Dude, of course you wanted a superyacht. Everyone wants a ****ing superyacht. 2276 01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:22,722 Greta Thunberg wants a ****ing superyacht. 2277 01:35:22,722 --> 01:35:24,591 [both laughing] 2278 01:35:24,591 --> 01:35:26,192 Oh, cheers, bud. 2279 01:35:26,192 --> 01:35:28,161 - [seagulls squawking] - Mm. 2280 01:35:28,161 --> 01:35:30,196 The money's changed us, hasn't it? 2281 01:35:30,196 --> 01:35:31,865 Yeah. 2282 01:35:31,865 --> 01:35:34,670 We're gigantic shitheads now. 2283 01:35:34,670 --> 01:35:36,302 [Katie, shouting] Hey, can I get my dolphin sandwich? 2284 01:35:36,302 --> 01:35:37,404 [dolphin clicking] 2285 01:35:37,404 --> 01:35:40,730 Mommy's mad. You know what Mommy does when she's mad? She spanks. 2286 01:35:40,730 --> 01:35:41,307 I'm not giving you a tip. 2287 01:35:41,307 --> 01:35:43,576 Guess what. I won Best Spank in 2019. 2288 01:35:43,576 --> 01:35:46,312 [laughing] 2289 01:35:46,312 --> 01:35:48,481 [♪ Jacaranda: "MoneyMoney"] 2290 01:35:48,481 --> 01:35:52,786 What you two perverts did to Laurel and Hardy keeps me up at night. 2291 01:35:52,786 --> 01:35:56,823 What you two did to W.C. Fields was inhuman. 2292 01:35:56,823 --> 01:35:58,240 You were banned. 2293 01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:00,260 It took us weeks to clean up Tom Hanks. 2294 01:36:01,361 --> 01:36:03,396 Hi. Uber for Katie? 2295 01:36:03,396 --> 01:36:05,198 [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] Come with me if you don't want to die. 2296 01:36:05,198 --> 01:36:06,266 [normal voice] That was pretty good, huh? 2297 01:36:06,266 --> 01:36:07,767 [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] We should get to the chopper. 2298 01:36:07,767 --> 01:36:11,404 I'll slap the tattoos right off your skinny man ****. 2299 01:36:11,404 --> 01:36:13,440 ♪ All I need is money, money ♪ 2300 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:14,607 ♪ Get, get, get me some ♪ 2301 01:36:14,607 --> 01:36:16,309 - [sighs] - [clatters] 2302 01:36:16,309 --> 01:36:17,744 ****! 2303 01:36:17,744 --> 01:36:20,780 - ♪ Get me some ♪ - Thank you. Thank you. Ah. 2304 01:36:20,780 --> 01:36:22,282 Oh, shit. 2305 01:36:22,282 --> 01:36:25,180 How will I deejay? I-I can't push a button. 2306 01:36:25,180 --> 01:36:26,820 [both screaming] 2307 01:36:26,820 --> 01:36:28,221 How will I jerk off? 2308 01:36:28,221 --> 01:36:29,522 [screaming] 2309 01:36:29,522 --> 01:36:33,593 All right, so what are you going to do now that you're a billionaire, Miss Kim? 2310 01:36:33,593 --> 01:36:36,396 Well, I've been running for my life for the past ten hours, 2311 01:36:36,396 --> 01:36:38,131 so I'll probably go home and take a massive shit. 2312 01:36:38,131 --> 01:36:39,766 - [scattered laughter] - Lovely. 2313 01:36:39,766 --> 01:36:42,369 Hey, Candice. Um, my panic room got invaded, 2314 01:36:42,369 --> 01:36:44,804 and I just don't feel safe in there anymore. 2315 01:36:44,804 --> 01:36:46,473 Is there a way we could build a panic room 2316 01:36:46,473 --> 01:36:48,675 inside the panic room that I could panic in? 2317 01:36:49,476 --> 01:36:50,910 Okay, great. 2318 01:36:50,910 --> 01:36:52,612 Hey, also, I just sent you a picture. 2319 01:36:52,612 --> 01:36:55,482 Um, could you buy me these darts? 2320 01:36:55,482 --> 01:36:57,884 They're ****ing awesome. 2321 01:36:57,884 --> 01:37:01,388 [high-pitched voice] Pinky Pooh Pooh. I love you. 2322 01:37:01,388 --> 01:37:03,857 [normal voice] But I love your $3.6 billion more! 2323 01:37:03,857 --> 01:37:06,359 This isn't the first time I've killed in this costume! 2324 01:37:06,359 --> 01:37:08,895 And I never take it off 'cause I'm a freak! 2325 01:37:08,895 --> 01:37:11,798 Don't forget to tag us when you post the pic with the body. 2326 01:37:11,798 --> 01:37:14,467 He's ****ing huge. He would turn my ***hole into a sewer, so... 2327 01:37:14,801 --> 01:37:17,771 We ****ed right over on your signet there. 2328 01:37:17,771 --> 01:37:21,107 That is not an oil stain in your driveway. 2329 01:37:21,107 --> 01:37:23,760 I, um... You're a real... [laughing] 2330 01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:24,210 Just, it's actually just pee. 2331 01:37:24,210 --> 01:37:26,746 - He is a championship male squirter. - Yep. 2332 01:37:26,746 --> 01:37:29,416 And it goes... it's like splish-splash. It's, uh... 2333 01:37:29,416 --> 01:37:31,384 [whispering] Secret, it's just pee. 2334 01:37:31,384 --> 01:37:32,886 [Colson] I don't even know how that works. 2335 01:37:32,886 --> 01:37:34,854 - Yeah, guys, the, uh... - [laughing] 2336 01:37:34,854 --> 01:37:36,222 It's from the back. 2337 01:37:36,222 --> 01:37:37,557 [laughing] 2338 01:37:37,557 --> 01:37:39,225 [Colson] Damn. 2339 01:37:39,225 --> 01:37:41,728 [laughing] This is so stupid. 2340 01:37:41,728 --> 01:37:44,431 [♪ Drama Dolls: "Sometimes You Gotta Be a *****"] 2341 01:37:44,431 --> 01:37:46,433 [laughing] 2342 01:37:46,433 --> 01:37:48,468 Did it hurt when you stuck the can up? 2343 01:37:50,470 --> 01:37:52,500 You don't have to have shame here. I've done some crazy stuff. 2344 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:53,440 No, I have a very tight butthole. 2345 01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:54,507 Okay, TMI. 2346 01:37:54,507 --> 01:37:57,744 - ♪ I feel sick and tired of all your shit ♪ - [laughter] 2347 01:37:57,744 --> 01:38:00,380 ♪ I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it ♪ 2348 01:38:00,380 --> 01:38:02,248 ♪ I'm tired, I'm tired... 2349 01:38:02,248 --> 01:38:03,750 Forehead and the tricep. 2350 01:38:03,750 --> 01:38:06,920 I don't know how much a bigger steak we can cut for you, boss. 2351 01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:08,588 [laughter] 2352 01:38:08,588 --> 01:38:10,457 ♪ I really think so... 2353 01:38:10,457 --> 01:38:13,226 - Eat my box! - [screams] 2354 01:38:13,226 --> 01:38:14,294 No, **** that shit. 2355 01:38:14,294 --> 01:38:15,795 What-what flavor is it? 2356 01:38:16,290 --> 01:38:17,564 Hey, break a leg at the audition. 2357 01:38:17,564 --> 01:38:19,199 *****, you break a leg. 2358 01:38:19,199 --> 01:38:21,101 - Wh... - Break your entire ****ing body. 2359 01:38:21,101 --> 01:38:22,702 No, it's not like... It's... 2360 01:38:22,702 --> 01:38:24,404 - Thank you, I will. - Yeah. 2361 01:38:25,872 --> 01:38:27,474 - I'm sorry. [laughing] - [laughter] 2362 01:38:29,900 --> 01:38:30,577 I want to know if you're flexible. 2363 01:38:30,577 --> 01:38:31,644 Are you flexible? 2364 01:38:31,644 --> 01:38:34,347 - I can blow myself comfortably. - He can. 2365 01:38:34,347 --> 01:38:35,815 And my **** isn't even that big. 2366 01:38:35,815 --> 01:38:37,117 It's not. 2367 01:38:37,117 --> 01:38:39,319 I look like someone's sketchy uncle 2368 01:38:39,319 --> 01:38:42,422 who smokes in his studio apartment and eats canned beans. 2369 01:38:42,422 --> 01:38:43,757 What's up, bro? 2370 01:38:43,757 --> 01:38:45,558 Let's go take a dump standing up 2371 01:38:45,558 --> 01:38:48,561 and make more money than our female counterparts, am I right? 2372 01:38:48,561 --> 01:38:52,298 This is a guy that takes a dump standing up. 2373 01:38:52,298 --> 01:38:54,670 [laughing] 2374 01:38:54,670 --> 01:38:55,702 - [horn honks] - [John Cena laughing] 2375 01:38:55,702 --> 01:38:57,470 ♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah... 2376 01:38:57,470 --> 01:38:59,439 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 2377 01:38:59,439 --> 01:39:01,307 Oh, my God. That was really funny. 2378 01:39:01,307 --> 01:39:02,642 [laughter] 2379 01:39:02,642 --> 01:39:04,811 I once played Tetris for about 65 hours straight. 2380 01:39:04,811 --> 01:39:06,246 I speak fluent Dothraki. 2381 01:39:06,246 --> 01:39:07,547 I don't know why I thought that'd be useful. 2382 01:39:07,547 --> 01:39:08,948 I sucked my thumb for way too long, 2383 01:39:08,948 --> 01:39:11,510 and since my thumbs are three times normal size, 2384 01:39:11,510 --> 01:39:12,619 my overbite was bananas. 2385 01:39:12,619 --> 01:39:14,540 I believe that Honeycomb is the best cereal. 2386 01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:15,755 All other cereals are trash. 2387 01:39:15,755 --> 01:39:17,570 Oh, I make my own socks. 2388 01:39:17,570 --> 01:39:20,393 [chuckles] My calves are always bursting through the store-bought ones. 2389 01:39:20,393 --> 01:39:23,363 I estimated that I've eaten about 8,000 chickens in my life. 2390 01:39:23,363 --> 01:39:26,366 Oh, and I believe in aliens, but I'm not a weirdo about it. 2391 01:39:26,366 --> 01:39:27,767 I once broke my femur. 2392 01:39:27,767 --> 01:39:29,703 Still finished my shift at Baskin-Robbins. 2393 01:39:29,703 --> 01:39:31,871 31 flavors ain't gonna scoop themselves. 2394 01:39:31,871 --> 01:39:34,307 I nursed a baby squirrel back to life once. 2395 01:39:34,307 --> 01:39:37,243 I fed it Muscle Milk in an eyedropper. 2396 01:39:37,243 --> 01:39:38,845 It was jacked. [chuckles] 2397 01:39:38,845 --> 01:39:40,647 You guys all named Riley? What?! 2398 01:39:40,647 --> 01:39:42,982 [laughter] 2399 01:39:42,982 --> 01:39:44,651 [yells, laughing] 2400 01:39:45,552 --> 01:39:46,986 If you're not going to Comic Con, 2401 01:39:46,986 --> 01:39:48,722 why are you dressed like the British robot from Star Wars? 2402 01:39:48,722 --> 01:39:51,658 No, I'm not C-3PO. 2403 01:39:51,658 --> 01:39:52,726 That's not his name. 2404 01:39:52,726 --> 01:39:55,280 Yeah, yes, it's definitely C-3PO. 2405 01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:57,397 No, it's definitely not 'cause I'd remember that. 2406 01:39:57,397 --> 01:39:59,699 Yeah, it's like Todd Beasley. 2407 01:39:59,699 --> 01:40:02,202 [British accent] 'Ello. I'm Todd Beasley. 2408 01:40:02,202 --> 01:40:05,672 You'll be malfunctioning in a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. 2409 01:40:05,672 --> 01:40:07,841 Okay, so you remember that entire line, 2410 01:40:07,841 --> 01:40:09,943 but you don't remember that his name was C-3PO? 2411 01:40:09,943 --> 01:40:12,579 - That's not his name. - Not his name. 2412 01:40:12,579 --> 01:40:14,147 Yeah, that's it. 2413 01:40:14,147 --> 01:40:16,490 That's what it is. 2414 01:40:16,490 --> 01:40:17,350 *****es. 2415 01:40:17,350 --> 01:40:18,952 Okay, sorry, wait, one more time. 2416 01:40:18,952 --> 01:40:20,620 - One more time. - [laughter] 2417 01:40:20,620 --> 01:40:22,589 Can we throw our axes now, please? 2418 01:40:22,589 --> 01:40:23,690 Yeah, duh. 2419 01:40:23,690 --> 01:40:25,580 You just go like this. 2420 01:40:26,893 --> 01:40:28,161 [woman] Ooh. 2421 01:40:28,161 --> 01:40:29,696 Shit. 2422 01:40:29,696 --> 01:40:30,897 And don't throw them at each other. 2423 01:40:30,897 --> 01:40:32,432 ♪ Sometimes you gotta be a *****... 2424 01:40:32,432 --> 01:40:34,768 Goddamn it, I hate the ****ing theater. 2425 01:40:34,768 --> 01:40:36,369 [grunting] 2426 01:40:36,369 --> 01:40:37,604 In the back. 2427 01:40:37,604 --> 01:40:39,806 - And one more, too. - What are you doing? 2428 01:40:39,806 --> 01:40:40,940 I am fighting you. 2429 01:40:40,940 --> 01:40:43,276 You ready for this Asian thunder, huh? Buckaroonie? 2430 01:40:43,276 --> 01:40:44,644 You fight like Scrappy-Doo. 2431 01:40:44,644 --> 01:40:45,845 You know when you fight someone, 2432 01:40:45,845 --> 01:40:48,140 you gotta make contact with your hands and feet, right? 2433 01:40:48,140 --> 01:40:49,315 Oh, I hit 'em with my hands and feet. 2434 01:40:49,315 --> 01:40:50,784 I can hit 'em with my hands and feet. 2435 01:40:50,784 --> 01:40:53,520 This... this... 2436 01:40:53,520 --> 01:40:55,622 and I do the-- ooh!-- the subway stop. 2437 01:40:55,622 --> 01:40:58,591 I do the shopping cart-- wow!-- into you. 2438 01:40:58,591 --> 01:41:00,760 And then I do the... 2439 01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:03,596 driving into the throat punch. 2440 01:41:03,596 --> 01:41:04,898 Ear fold. 2441 01:41:04,898 --> 01:41:06,700 Five years of stage fighting school 2442 01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:11,905 where I was number two, in a class of two, but... I prevailed. 2443 01:41:11,905 --> 01:41:14,140 [grunting] 2444 01:41:14,140 --> 01:41:16,776 - [laughter] - Okay. The w... The wig's off. 2445 01:41:16,776 --> 01:41:18,511 I love your perfume, by the way. 2446 01:41:18,511 --> 01:41:19,813 What is that? 2447 01:41:19,813 --> 01:41:22,182 B.O. and other people's blood, probably. 2448 01:41:22,182 --> 01:41:24,651 Lady Speed Stick and three hours of terror sweat. 2449 01:41:24,651 --> 01:41:26,820 It's Bullets. By Machine Gun Kelly. 2450 01:41:26,820 --> 01:41:28,154 It's his line. 2451 01:41:28,154 --> 01:41:30,223 No, wait, I remember now. 2452 01:41:30,223 --> 01:41:32,926 It was Colonel Mustard in the observatory with the rope. 2453 01:41:32,926 --> 01:41:35,950 Oh, man, I think you stepped in dog shit. 2454 01:41:35,950 --> 01:41:38,264 [slowly] I no think good no more. 2455 01:41:38,264 --> 01:41:40,233 See what happens when you kick somebody in the face? 2456 01:41:40,233 --> 01:41:42,369 Hi, Miss Kim. Good to see you again. 2457 01:41:42,369 --> 01:41:44,804 Your watch is a piece of shit. 2458 01:41:44,804 --> 01:41:48,740 Lunchtime. [screams] 2459 01:41:48,740 --> 01:41:50,477 Mm-mm. It's punch time. 2460 01:41:53,113 --> 01:41:54,948 You broke my favorite mop! 2461 01:41:54,948 --> 01:41:56,850 Mop this, ***hole. 2462 01:41:57,851 --> 01:41:59,219 I loved that mop. 2463 01:41:59,219 --> 01:42:02,922 [groaning] Oh, Mae West camel toe. 2464 01:42:02,922 --> 01:42:05,859 W.C. Fields' *****. 2465 01:42:05,859 --> 01:42:07,594 Oh, the horror. 2466 01:42:07,594 --> 01:42:08,928 Oh, you... [laughing] 2467 01:42:08,928 --> 01:42:11,598 [laughter] 2468 01:42:11,598 --> 01:42:13,600 ♪ Well, I think so, think so, think so... 2469 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,568 Oh, my God. 2470 01:42:16,536 --> 01:42:18,538 We're gonna be so rich. 2471 01:42:18,538 --> 01:42:20,674 ♪ Think so! ♪ 2472 01:42:20,674 --> 01:42:22,809 [laughing] 2473 01:42:24,770 --> 01:42:27,113 Hey there, friends, it's your old pal Johnny Grand here 2474 01:42:27,113 --> 01:42:30,650 to let you know that the Grand Lottery is coming to your town 2475 01:42:30,650 --> 01:42:33,153 with our biggest jackpot yet. 2476 01:42:33,153 --> 01:42:34,788 We got exciting new rules... 2477 01:42:34,788 --> 01:42:36,656 [rapid, indistinct talking] 2478 01:42:36,656 --> 01:42:41,528 ...and some fun new tools, so be sure to get your tickets for the next drawing. 2479 01:42:43,960 --> 01:42:45,131 [laughing] 2480 01:42:47,967 --> 01:42:51,438 It's gonna be a whole lotto fun. 2481 01:42:53,106 --> 01:42:55,275 I guarantee it.