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BILL: These are my friends,
Jerry and Marge Selbee.

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They live in Evart, Michigan.

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It's a small town
that's not exactly
in its prime.

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Though, to be honest,
neither are Jerry and Marge.

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Today, they're on their way
to buy lottery tickets.

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Lots and lots of lottery
tickets.

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[LAUGHS]

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BILL: But they're not hoping
to get lucky.

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You see, they don't need luck.

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But this story
doesn't start there.

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It starts with Jerry,

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getting up before dawn
just like he has every day
for 42 years,

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going to work at
the Corn Flakes factory,

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for what he fears
will be the last time.

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JERRY: It's a math problem,
really.

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If you count the letters, uh,

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except the letter "I,"
which they skip

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because it looks like a "1",

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then you realize
that "J" is February.

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And then, the last letter...

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Oh, boy. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

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That designates
the plant code,

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which was not easy
to figure out, but, uh...

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I did.

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Jerry,

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you don't have to work
so hard. You're retiring.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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Well, yeah. But... I...

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I don't have to be. Um...

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I know my line
is shutting down, but...

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You know, I have a thing
with numbers.

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Come on.

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You've served your time.
These are your golden years.

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He's the best line manager
we ever had, right?

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Absolutely.

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MAN: Hey. Why don't you
tell these guys

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how you started
working here in high school?

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You worked nights, right?

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[GLASS CLINKING]

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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

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HOWARD: To Jerry.DOUG: All right.

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Not everybody
can pull off 42 years

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without getting fired.[ALL LAUGH]

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And now you have
a boss who's going
to let you sleep in.

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And won't yell at me.

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Wrong about that.Oh.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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You know, you should get
your real estate license,

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just like Howard did.

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It's like having a job.

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But it's also like
being retired,

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because you
don't do anything.

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[ALL LAUGH]It's true.

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Most days,
I don't even
leave the house.

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Well...

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You know, I'll make it work.

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You know, I can always help
Marge around the house.

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No, you don't
need to do that.

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No, I'd be happy to.

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I mean, you've been taking
care of this place for years.

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I kind of have a system.

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Oh, yeah,
and a good one.

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But, you know, every system
can use an improvement.

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DOUG: Oh, God. Here we go.

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Hey. I got an idea.Yeah?

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Why don't I try consulting
on some of your job sites?

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You know, find ways of
making things run better.Ah.

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You wanna walk around
on my construction site

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and tell me
what I'm doing
wrong? Oof.

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I wouldn't charge much.

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Oh, and I have
to pay you for this?

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Darn right.DOUG: Are you going
to also come by

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and teach my wife
how to grade papers?[ALL CHUCKLE]

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Hey, Dad, if I lived here,
I would welcome that.

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Thank you, Dawn.

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I'm gonna take
you up on that.

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I'm gonna drive down
to Grand Rapids more often.

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Oh, whoops.

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You sold it too well.

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Shut up.Backfired right in your face.

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Yeah, sweetie?Okay.

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Can we show
Pop Pop?

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Uh, yeah, you wanna show
Pop Pop right now?

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Show me what?

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We got you
a retirement present.WOMAN: Surprise.

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Okay.

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Open your eyes.LIZZY: Open.

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JERRY: Holy cow!

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[ALL LAUGH]

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A fishing boat. What...

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Do I like fishing?
I do? Okay.Yeah, you took me once.

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Yeah, now you can
go whenever
you want.

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JERRY: Yeah, how about that?

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This is great.
Thank you.

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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.DAWN: Oh, good.

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[LAUGHS] Oh.DAWN: Dad likes it.

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And you, for keeping a secret.

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Thank you, pumpkin.

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Thank you, Doug.You like it?

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JERRY: Yeah.DOUG: All right.

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My goodness.

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My goodness.DOUG: Good job.
You didn't spoil it.

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DOUG: That was your one job.
You did so good.You okay?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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[CHUCKLES]

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I don't have
many regular
clothes.

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It's all work shirts.

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Well, we can
get you more clothes.

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Hmm.

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It'll be an adjustment.

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You'll find your way.

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Hmm.

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Have you?

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Not really.
But I don't have a boat.

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You want this one?

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Nope.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Morning, Leon.Morning, Jerry.

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Card was declined, Helen.
I'm sorry.

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HELEN: [SIGHS] Dang it.
Maybe I have cash.
Let me just...

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LEON: I know
you're good for it.

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HELEN: Thanks, Leon.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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What are you
doing out here?

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My appointment is at 10: 00.

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No, you said
you'd come at 10: 00.

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I don't have any other
appointments.
I have six clients.

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Okay.

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How do you make a living
with only six clients?

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I don't. I just became
an online travel agent.
See the posters?

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Oh, yeah.

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So, why do you
need posters
if it's online?

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Because they were free.

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Why do you always have to
understand the reasoning
behind everything?

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Oh, well.

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It's the only way
I can make sense of things.

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How's the boat?

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Water's still too cold.

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You don't get in the water.
That's the point of the boat.

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Hmm. How's my account?

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Speaking of cold...

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2% gains,

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which doesn't sound
like much, because it isn't.

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Look, you gotta
be more aggressive.

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If you let me put that
in stocks, I could probably
get you 10%.

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That would double
your money in only...

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7.27 years.

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Literally the only time
I was going to get to
use that today.

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Nope.

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This is all we've got.

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And I'm not about
to gamble with it.

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It's not gambling. It seems
like a risk, but the market...

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Yeah, well, if you
could lose it, it's gambling.

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I'll call you in a month
for my next appointment.

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Don't need an appointment.Okay.

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Take out the boat.

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JERRY: I may just do that.

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Oh!

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No.

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[ENGINE REVS]

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Holy cow!

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LEON: Hey, Jer.

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WOMAN: What's a roll down?LEON: It's when the jackpot
hits two million

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and nobody gets six numbers.

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Then the whole jackpot
rolls down

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to the people
who got three or four...

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Whatever.

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Just better odds.

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Good luck. Yeah.Thanks.

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LEON: Better odds.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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[MUTTERING]

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Can that be right?

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All right.

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[MUTTERS]

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It's not gambling.

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The lottery?Yup. There's a way
to win every time.

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Are you having a stroke?

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There's a loophole

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they didn't see, and it's
right here in the math.

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Now, on a typical drawing,

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you'd have a one in 54
chance of hitting
three out of six numbers,

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and a one in 1,500
chance of hitting four.

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Odds are
you'll lose every time.

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Not every time.

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I won a free ticket
last week, which lost.

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But on the
roll down weeks,

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the payouts
to the lower numbers

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increases above the amount
that you would pay to play.

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So, the math
is in your favor.

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And they missed it.

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STEVE: I don't know
what this says.

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Looks like the numbers a crazy
man drew on his cell wall.

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It means that
on the roll down weeks,

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you're guaranteed to win.

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That can't be true.

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Why not?Because it's
the lottery, Jerry.

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There's a building
of people in Detroit

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whose job it is to know
how the numbers work.
And they do.

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00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:06,366
I cannot believe
you are my accountant.

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00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,268
Part-time accountant.

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00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,537
Full-time
online travel agent.

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00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,460
Hey, Mindy.

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00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,150
Hey, Jerry.
Making a deposit?

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00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,500
Uh, no... I...

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00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,880
I'd like to withdraw $2,000.

207
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:29,756
Yep.

208
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,693
So, how are your feet?

209
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,128
Been better.

210
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,629
Rolling the
tennis ball helped,

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until my manager tripped on it
and threw it into the street.

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00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,600
I can bring you another one.

213
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,802
They come in threes.Thanks.

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00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,575
Oh, thank you.

215
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,277
I'll be back in a couple
of days with a deposit.

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00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,579
Okay.

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00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,648
Oh.

218
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,985
Probably be
20% more than this.

219
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Give or take.

220
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,588
See you then.Okay.

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MAN: Thank you.

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MIDGE: Okay. Have a good day.

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Two thousand WinFall tickets.

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Two thousand?

225
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,530
Yes, ma'am.

226
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:55,575
Good evening, folks, and
welcome to this week's
WinFall lottery roll down.

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Grab your tickets, have a seat
and let's get right to it.

228
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The first lucky number is six.

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The second number...

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Twenty-three.

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You okay?Oh, yeah. Never better.

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ANNOUNCER ON TV: Forty-three.So, how'd it go with the boat?

233
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Oh, uh...

234
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They said they can fix the
motor, but it's not for me.

235
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I mean, we're supposed
to be doing stuff together
anyway, right?

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ANNOUNCER ON TV: Thirty-one.

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You want to watch a movie?ANNOUNCER ON TV:
The next winning number is...

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Oh... No, I didn't
mean right now.ANNOUNCER ON TV: Ten.

239
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Well, so, when?Well, I don't know.

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I'm watching a program.

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You're watching this?

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No.

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[TV STOPS]

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[TV RESUMES PLAYING]ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32.

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And we hope you're a winner.

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One...

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That's one's four.

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Twenty-one, 28.

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Sixteen.

250
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,565
Problem is, nobody knows
about this town.

251
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:29,269
Evart should start selling
houses for a dollar,
like they do in Tuscany.

252
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,904
Lure people here.

253
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,906
We can live in Tuscany
for a dollar?

254
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,207
Well, a Euro.

255
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,475
SHIRLEY: That's a dollar.

256
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,510
HOWARD: No, a little
more than that.

257
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,145
Jerry, how much is a Euro?

258
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,840
Jerry.

259
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,186
Oh.

260
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:47,987
Sorry.

261
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,824
Mmm.

262
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:52,926
Full house.

263
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,128
We're playing gin.

264
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,629
Oh.

265
00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,999
[CARDS TAP ON TABLE]

266
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,638
HOWARD: Thank you so much.MARGE: All right.
Well, goodnight.

267
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,400
SHIRLEY: Goodnight.MARGE: Take care.

268
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,175
Have a good
walk home.HOWARD: Okay.

269
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:11,711
JERRY: Gin, or poker,
or cribbage,

270
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,680
I get confused by them all.HOWARD: You don't care.
You don't care.

271
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,915
Scrabble.
Scrabblenext.[JERRY LAUGHS]

272
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,117
All right, night.

273
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:21,221
You're going to have
to tell me what's going on.

274
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,223
I'm too old
to wait it out.

275
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,660
Oh...

276
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,310
I missed my chance.

277
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,201
I did everything
I was supposed to do.

278
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,270
Everything I had to do.

279
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,174
Now it's too late
to do anything else.

280
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,278
Oh, your life isn't over.

281
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,949
[MARGE GRUNTS]

282
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,180
Everybody seems
to think it is.

283
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,687
Well...

284
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,724
Heck, I can do anything.

285
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,694
I'd still be at the factory
if they didn't cut my line.

286
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,130
But instead...

287
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,335
These are my golden years.

288
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,438
Yeah, just because things
didn't work out the way
you wanted,

289
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,440
doesn't mean they won't.

290
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,842
Good luck happens,
same as bad.

291
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:20,947
[CHUCKLES]

292
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,150
What?

293
00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:26,190
Good luck, it happens
same as bad?

294
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,988
Yeah. It's just math.Yeah. [LAUGHS]

295
00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:32,258
What?Oh, man. What a dummy.

296
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,561
Not you. Me.

297
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,896
You're a genius. [LAUGHS]

298
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,200
Sample size.[GASPS]

299
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,835
[BOTH LAUGH]

300
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,170
That is where I went wrong.

301
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:47,807
I didn't calculate
the frequency of probability.

302
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,275
It's just math.

303
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,244
Oh, I don't like math.

304
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,279
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

305
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,449
Here, let me show you...

306
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,752
Here. So,
if you take a coin

307
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,987
and you flipped
it 1,000 times,

308
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:04,224
you might still
get 60% heads.

309
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:10,764
But if you flipped it 5,000
times, the probability gets
closer to 50%.

310
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,901
The sample has to be large
enough to take luck
out of the equation.

311
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,937
[CLICKS TONGUE]
And this is for you.

312
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,307
Are you depositing a penny?

313
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,770
[CHUCKLES] No. No.

314
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,445
No. Uh...

315
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,181
I wanna make a withdrawal.

316
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:31,317
$4,200.

317
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:34,688
Oh, and how much does
that leave us with?

318
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,990
I am checking.

319
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,994
A little over four.

320
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,362
Okay.

321
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,167
Make it six, then.

322
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,369
Six?Mmm-hmm.

323
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,412
[CLICKS TONGUE] Eight?

324
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,549
Eight?$8,000.

325
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,384
Are you sure?Hmm.

326
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,688
JERRY: Ninety-eight.

327
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,900
[MACHINE WHIRS]

328
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,361
JERRY: Ninety-nine.

329
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,980
Eight thousand.

330
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,534
Thank you, Midge.

331
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,236
There we go.

332
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,304
Bye-bye.

333
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,441
HOWARD: You know,
every town has a thing.

334
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,876
We need a thing.

335
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,778
What happened to jazz fest?

336
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,314
Well, we couldn't keep
the stage up to code.

337
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,716
Oh, one of those clogger
girls fell right through.

338
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,118
Oh, yeah.

339
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,486
SHIRLEY: Jazz fest
made money, too.

340
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,422
I mean, not that year,
because the girl sued us.Yeah.

341
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,858
She was upset 'cause
we were still clapping.

342
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,860
We thought it was
part of the show.

343
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,161
[LAUGHS]HOWARD: Oh.

344
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,996
By the way, a bunch
of us are pooling money

345
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,165
for the lottery tonight.

346
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,734
They're doing that roll down
thing, where you can win more.

347
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,804
We're not lottery people.HOWARD: That's probably
for the best.

348
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,706
You know, there are some
people who blow thousands

349
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,207
on those things?[COUGHING]

350
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,842
You all right?HOWARD: Here we go.

351
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,244
What's the matter?
Take the drink.SHIRLEY: Down the wrong pipe.

352
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:05,912
Eating too fast.

353
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,814
[COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT]

354
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,115
HOWARD: Yeah.

355
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,219
Ooh.

356
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,156
Four.

357
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,492
[MUTTERING]

358
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,208
Whoo.

359
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,398
STEVE: I mean, it's like
a regular travel agent,

360
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,466
but it's online,

361
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,667
so people can
act like animals

362
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,868
when something
doesn't work out.

363
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,670
Hey, you should be traveling.

364
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,339
You and Wendy used to go
on all these cruises
and come back

365
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,707
and call everything port
and starboard.

366
00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:09,750
[CHUCKLES] I didn't even
know which was which.

367
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,144
Depends which
ocean you're on.

368
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,713
Hmm. No. No.HOWARD: Yep.

369
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,515
She'd want
you to have fun.

370
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,150
It's been three years.

371
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,185
Oh, brats. Brats
and burgers. All?

372
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,653
STEVE: With
cheese on it.Okay.

373
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,880
Brats and... Oh.HOWARD: Cheddar?

374
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,990
Doug, would you watch
the grill for a second?

375
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,590
See? This is
a good time. Huh?

376
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,861
Mmm.I told you it'd be
worth the drive.

377
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,620
No, you said
you didn't know

378
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:30,630
how many weekends
you have left.

379
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,931
Well, I don't.

380
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,101
[DAWN SCOFFS]Yeah, but the math works.

381
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,870
Drive for two hours,
get a free burger.

382
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,338
Offsets the cost of gas.

383
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,706
I don't eat meat, Dad.

384
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,374
Oh, right.
I'll get the chicken.

385
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,676
No, that's still meat.

386
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,770
JERRY: Okay.

387
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:45,945
Is he okay?

388
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,716
He just doesn't know
the formula for "I miss you."

389
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,170
It is more fun
when you're here.

390
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,653
I know, but you and Dad,
you gotta have fun together.

391
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,854
Yeah.

392
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,560
I know you've waited
a really long time

393
00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:57,957
for him to retire.I know.

394
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,293
I know. We need to work on it.

395
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,563
I can't even remember
the last time that we had...

396
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,498
[WHISPERS] You know?What?

397
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,701
Yeah.Oh, no, that's okay.
I don't need to hear about...

398
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,536
Honey.

399
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,970
I'm gonna get a beer.

400
00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:12,872
Okay? Okay.We'll work on it.

401
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,874
I'm thinking about it anyway.DAWN: Okay.

402
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,276
I wish he would.

403
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,311
[OBJECT THUDS]

404
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,479
Whoa.

405
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:21,810
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

406
00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:23,850
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy!
No, no, no, no, Liz.

407
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,919
Let's not...
Let's not open that.

408
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:28,321
Why? I want the popcorn.I know. I know.

409
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,491
But this... this popcorn's
very stale. Ugh.

410
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,460
I like stale.

411
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,563
Well, but this is
full of sugar. It's
no good for you.

412
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,432
I saw you eat seven Oreos.

413
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:41,935
You want an Oreo?

414
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:43,536
You ate them all, Pop Pop.

415
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,700
Okay. All right. Uh...

416
00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,309
Let me just have it
for one minute.

417
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,578
Pop Pop will give it
back to you. I promise.

418
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,780
You trust Pop Pop now, right?

419
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,982
Let me just take one minute.

420
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:57,317
And I'll be right out.

421
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,633
Here you go.

422
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,690
Take.Thanks, Pop Pop.

423
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,204
Yep.

424
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,644
[METAL SCRAPING]

425
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,900
Something you wanna tell me?

426
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,359
What?

427
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,460
The pantry.

428
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,367
I'm playing the lottery.

429
00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:51,471
I meant the
empty bag of Oreos.

430
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:59,179
I'm playing the lottery,
and I'm winning.

431
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,449
I figured out the math,
and I won $15,000.

432
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,518
It's stuffed inside
the Frosted Mini-Wheats box.

433
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:07,754
Wow.

434
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,296
I gave $20 to
Shirley's lottery pool.

435
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,665
I guess it's not
such a big deal now.

436
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,202
I...

437
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,137
I had to try it.

438
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,873
I... I found this
flaw in the game,

439
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,100
and I had to find out
if I was right.

440
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,778
Well, why didn't
you just tell me?

441
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,515
I... felt silly.

442
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:39,352
We barely have enough money
to retire on as it is, and...

443
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,588
This is no time to risk it.

444
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,692
Yes, it is.What?

445
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:46,893
It's time to risk it.

446
00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:48,261
Because right now
we're losing

447
00:23:48,361 --> 00:23:50,430
something that
matters even more.

448
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,800
I've waited 40 years
for it to be just us,

449
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,269
and so far
we kind of suck at it.

450
00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:58,338
We have Jeopardy.

451
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:01,741
Oh, that's not
a thing. Jerry!

452
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,343
I wanna have fun.

453
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,279
I wanna have fun.

454
00:24:08,982 --> 00:24:11,918
Let's be
a little stupid. Huh?

455
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,720
We got married
when we were 17,

456
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,522
so we know how to do it.

457
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,224
Well, that's true.

458
00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:22,228
We need something for us.

459
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,297
[CHUCKLES]

460
00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:26,533
I didn't think it would
be playing the lottery,

461
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:30,470
but I'd rob a bank if it
gave us something
to talk about.

462
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:32,572
Okay.

463
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:35,875
$15,000?Yep.

464
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,210
[BOTH LAUGH]

465
00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:41,281
JERRY: If we bet the
whole $15,000...

466
00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:43,650
Oh, we should.
Let's bet it all.You think?

467
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,820
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking
the same thing. It's right...

468
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,822
No. No,
no, no, no.

469
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:51,358
Leon, what happened
to WinFall?

470
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:53,493
Oh, they...
they phased it out.

471
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,995
What?It's gone,
just like that?

472
00:24:56,129 --> 00:24:57,630
You don't play anyway, do you?

473
00:24:57,731 --> 00:25:00,600
No.Yeah, well, I guess
people will just

474
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,902
have to play the one
in Massachusetts now.

475
00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:08,108
The math works. You can see
that. You're an accountant.

476
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,709
Yeah. I mean...

477
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:10,844
I mean, it looks right.

478
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:12,412
And Massachusetts
isn't that far.

479
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:16,490
No, it's only about
a 10-hour drive if
our truck doesn't break down.

480
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,951
If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah.

481
00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:19,419
From whom?

482
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,554
Truckers.Yeah, they're always
looking for company.

483
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,890
To murder.We'll jump out
if it gets weird.

484
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,793
And they won't even know
that we have a duffle bag
full of cash.

485
00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:29,129
Yeah, we'll keep
that zipped up.[JERRY LAUGHS]

486
00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:31,664
All right.All right, what?

487
00:25:31,765 --> 00:25:32,832
I'm in, too.

488
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,868
You sure?STEVE: No.

489
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:38,471
But what the hell? Put me in
for 1,000. [LAUGHS]

490
00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:40,573
I just got a cruise
I gotta cancel now.

491
00:25:56,456 --> 00:25:58,558
JERRY: Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner.

492
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:02,280
Yeah. We're going to need
three days of food.

493
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:03,663
Oh.

494
00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:05,765
And I found us
a small town to play in.

495
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,401
Yeah, keep things quiet.

496
00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,704
You know, like how
I park a block away

497
00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:12,272
at a good garage sale.

498
00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:13,740
Yeah? Oh.Move.

499
00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,212
You got a ham radio?What?

500
00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,214
Ham radio. We're gonna
hit some dead zones.

501
00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:24,317
I suppose I can go to Ace...Wait a minute.

502
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,385
[DRAWER CLOSES]

503
00:26:25,485 --> 00:26:26,886
How are we on batteries?

504
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,255
Uh... I...

505
00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:31,691
[OPENS DRAWER]MARGE: Ah.

506
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,662
Okay. Let's get some more.
[CHUCKLES] Just in case.

507
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,797
Feels like we really
are robbing a bank.

508
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:41,267
Nah. It's gonna be
more fun. You take that.

509
00:26:41,368 --> 00:26:43,690
Here are the keys.

510
00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:44,938
All right. Aah.

511
00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,240
I got the coupons.

512
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,641
All right. You grab that.

513
00:26:48,742 --> 00:26:50,710
Oh, now? Oh.

514
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,780
Let's go.Oh.

515
00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:54,800
Can I get dressed first?

516
00:26:54,214 --> 00:26:55,882
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

517
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,354
Mmm.Whoo.

518
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,789
You have cookies?

519
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,630
Ooh.

520
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,489
[LAUGHS]

521
00:27:44,197 --> 00:27:45,432
[SONG STOPS PLAYING]

522
00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:47,867
Doesn't look like much.

523
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:51,710
Well, all we need is
a ticket machine, right?

524
00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:53,840
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

525
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,578
Hey, kid, those are
buy one, get one free,

526
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,347
'cause they're
so out of date.

527
00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:01,748
They're from 2013,

528
00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,884
but they'll still
turn your mouth blue.

529
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,488
Actually, I'm gonna
get them first.

530
00:28:08,588 --> 00:28:10,457
[SIGHS] How can I help you?

531
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:13,860
We'd like to buy
8,000 WinFall tickets.

532
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:17,163
BILL: I'm gonna
get you first.

533
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,680
No way is this enough.[BOY CHUCKLES]

534
00:28:23,403 --> 00:28:24,738
There's no way
that was enough.

535
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,373
Uh...

536
00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:28,842
Eight thousand WinFall
tickets is, like...

537
00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:31,911
$29,000.

538
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,681
No. 16,000.$16,000.

539
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:37,584
And that is how
much we brought.

540
00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:42,789
Well, the machine prints 1,000
tickets an hour, so you'll be
here all day.

541
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,492
And let me tell you from
experience, being here
all day sucks.

542
00:28:45,592 --> 00:28:46,593
[MARGE CHUCKLES]

543
00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:48,280
Because I'm here all day.

544
00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:53,900
Well, he's right. It's gonna
take eight hours.

545
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,569
I can do it.Let's get rolling.

546
00:28:56,670 --> 00:29:00,573
You want us?Yeah, come on.
I got work to do.

547
00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:03,143
I'm busy.Well, can you show us
how it works?

548
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:04,611
You'll figure it out.

549
00:29:04,711 --> 00:29:06,980
JERRY: Sorry, the motel's
not so great.

550
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,282
MARGE: The Pick
and Shovel. [LAUGHS]

551
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:10,784
Perfect name.

552
00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:13,586
Because it's what you
need to dig a grave.

553
00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:16,356
Hah. Reminds me
of our wedding night.

554
00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:17,891
Huh?

555
00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:21,261
My dad gave me enough money
to take you to the prom.

556
00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:23,997
But then I thought, "Heck,
the prom ends at midnight,

557
00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:26,633
"but a marriage,
that lasts forever.

558
00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:28,301
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper."

559
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:30,837
Which you spent on a Days Inn.

560
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,707
Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah.

561
00:29:33,807 --> 00:29:37,544
Well, I'm glad
we're being crazy.

562
00:29:37,644 --> 00:29:39,679
I'd sleep in the car
if I had to.

563
00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:41,781
Well, you may have to.

564
00:29:42,682 --> 00:29:44,317
I don't think this door locks.

565
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:47,153
Oh, it's on, Jerry.Oh, oh, oh, oh.

566
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:51,891
All right.

567
00:29:53,326 --> 00:29:55,610
Oh, you have the...

568
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:58,198
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Cross those
fingers, our very last lucky
number is 21.

569
00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:04,204
Folks, those numbers, one
more time, are 23, 45,
01, 25, 06 and 21.

570
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:07,700
All right, folks, check those
numbers. We wish you the
best of luck.

571
00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:09,342
Hopefully this was your week.Okay.

572
00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:10,643
[TV STOPS PLAYING]

573
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:18,818
JERRY: Well, we got 8,000
tickets to check.[MARGE SIGHS]

574
00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:20,687
JERRY: Let's get started.

575
00:30:20,787 --> 00:30:22,789
We'll probably see sunrise.

576
00:30:24,624 --> 00:30:26,559
[MUSIC PLAYING]

577
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,197
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]

578
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:51,151
[GASPS] The last one
is a three-number winner.

579
00:30:51,251 --> 00:30:53,860
Oh, good.[SIGHS IN RELIEF]

580
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,210
Okay.

581
00:30:56,823 --> 00:31:00,660
So we bet 16,000.Mmm-hmm.

582
00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:06,733
And the two number winners
just gives us free tickets,

583
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:09,269
so if we count those
as a push...

584
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:12,339
Which means we made...

585
00:31:13,506 --> 00:31:15,942
$21,043.

586
00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:17,711
Oh...

587
00:31:17,811 --> 00:31:20,547
I think we're gonna
need more Oreos.

588
00:31:20,647 --> 00:31:22,282
[BOTH LAUGH]

589
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:26,553
Yeah, we're all... No, heck.
There's a little piece left
there for you.

590
00:31:26,653 --> 00:31:29,222
[LAUGHS] No.You sure you don't...

591
00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:30,657
No, thank you.

592
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:49,676
[GASPS]

593
00:31:49,776 --> 00:31:53,546
They just said,
"Congratulations." Huh.

594
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:55,150
Of course they did.

595
00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:56,983
It's not against the rules
to buy tickets.

596
00:31:57,830 --> 00:32:00,620
I thought an alarm would
go off and they'd start
yelling at me.

597
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,722
[LAUGHS] So did I.

598
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:06,993
Do you really think
we're the only ones who know?

599
00:32:19,172 --> 00:32:20,407
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

600
00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,741
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

601
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:30,550
Hey, why are there ultrasonic
sensors on our toilet stalls?

602
00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:32,850
BOY: Bathroom vacancy grid.

603
00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,921
I got tired of walking in
there and seeing feet
under every stall.

604
00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:37,957
So, now I know that when
the light is green,
the toilet is...

605
00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:39,959
Well, not clean,
but nobody is sitting on it.

606
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,895
We're supposed to be doing
our research projects.

607
00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:42,962
I am.

608
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:44,631
Bathroom lights?No. That'd be stupid.

609
00:32:44,731 --> 00:32:45,865
I'm doing one
on the lottery.

610
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,468
Ah. That's way
more stupid.

611
00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:49,869
It's not. I'm evaluating

612
00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:53,406
the exact odds of winning
Powerball versus
Mega Millions.

613
00:32:53,506 --> 00:32:56,409
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid.
Whatever. I'll still get a B.

614
00:32:57,844 --> 00:32:59,450
What are these?

615
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:01,848
The smaller state games.
I need them for comparison.

616
00:33:01,948 --> 00:33:04,284
Sweet. The handicapped
stall is open.

617
00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:21,670
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

618
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,374
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

619
00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:43,823
Jerry, pull over.

620
00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:47,327
Come on, pull over.We're only a mile from home.

621
00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:48,695
No.You can't hold it?

622
00:33:48,795 --> 00:33:50,163
It's not that.

623
00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:52,932
Okay. Okay.

624
00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:05,445
[EXHALES]

625
00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:13,319
Marge, how long
is this gonna take?

626
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,155
'Cause I actually have to go.

627
00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:20,226
Did you ever think maybe the
world wasn't passing you by?

628
00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:24,640
Maybe you were
meant to be here.

629
00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:26,966
To work in the factory

630
00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:29,302
and to care about all these
people the way you do,

631
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:33,139
because the day would come
when you could help them.

632
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:37,777
What do you mean?

633
00:34:37,877 --> 00:34:41,448
Well, you said the more
we bet, the better the odds.

634
00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:48,955
[MARGE CHUCKLES]

635
00:34:56,496 --> 00:34:57,964
I did say that.

636
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,539
So you wanna start
a corporation?

637
00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:08,740
Bring in the whole town.

638
00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,844
If we sell shares, we'll have
more capital to invest.

639
00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,979
Go big or go home. [CHUCKLES]

640
00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:15,515
Then we'll split the profits
with the shareholders.

641
00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:17,170
Everybody rides.

642
00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:18,284
Will you stop
talking like that?

643
00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:20,320
Sorry. I'm just
really into it.

644
00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:21,821
She's really into it.

645
00:35:21,921 --> 00:35:23,256
Because she
knows it'll work.

646
00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:24,457
House always wins.

647
00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:25,558
Stop it.

648
00:35:26,826 --> 00:35:28,428
You really think
people will come in on this?

649
00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:29,829
Yup. You did.

650
00:35:29,929 --> 00:35:32,165
Yeah, but I'm a depressed
widower with nothing
to live for.

651
00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,934
You wanna buy
more shares, then?Yes!

652
00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:37,537
JERRY: And that
about does it.

653
00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:39,172
Any questions?

654
00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:43,430
So, uh, GS
Investment Strategies?That's right.

655
00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,712
We've got a business license
and everything.

656
00:35:45,845 --> 00:35:46,913
Not much of a name.

657
00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:48,348
Well, don't worry
about the name.

658
00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:49,916
You need "lottery"
in there somewhere.

659
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,418
Well, the name's
not important.

660
00:35:51,518 --> 00:35:55,288
It is if you wanna sell
the idea. I took a class
on marketing.

661
00:35:55,388 --> 00:36:00,627
Well, the idea sells itself.
You buy a share for $500
and you make a profit.

662
00:36:00,727 --> 00:36:02,662
It's that simple.Do you have a logo?

663
00:36:02,796 --> 00:36:04,464
Don't need a logo.Logos help.

664
00:36:04,564 --> 00:36:06,466
I have a pig on a tractor.

665
00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:11,971
Yeah. Okay, look, you all
have known me for years.

666
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,410
This will work,
and it'll help everybody.

667
00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:16,643
What if we want in,

668
00:36:16,743 --> 00:36:20,413
but we're behind on our bills,
and don't have enough
for a share?

669
00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:22,615
Do you accept other
forms of payment?

670
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,840
Like what?

671
00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:25,352
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

672
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:38,598
Wait, wait, wait.

673
00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:40,100
Got it all right here.

674
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,868
SHIRLEY: Oh, we're in.

675
00:36:41,968 --> 00:36:44,137
I've never done
anything criminal like this.

676
00:36:44,237 --> 00:36:46,239
MARGE: No, Shirley,
it's not criminal.

677
00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:50,430
We're gonna pay taxes
on all the winnings
and claim expenses.

678
00:36:50,143 --> 00:36:52,345
Jerry's got it all worked out.

679
00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:55,515
Your mother and I
are going into business.

680
00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:58,284
[CHUCKLES]
Are you selling her toffee
or something?

681
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:01,287
No. We're gonna play
the lottery.

682
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:04,257
It's 500 a share.Okay.

683
00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:06,793
Oh, yeah? Okay?
You don't wanna know details?

684
00:37:06,926 --> 00:37:09,620
No, no, no, I'm good.
It sounds great.

685
00:37:09,162 --> 00:37:10,897
You can see in
the first three playsDad, Dad.

686
00:37:10,997 --> 00:37:12,165
that we've
increased our profit.

687
00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:14,340
It's just not for me.

688
00:37:14,134 --> 00:37:16,870
I just don't understand this.It's just math.

689
00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,772
It's always just math.

690
00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:21,141
It's like sorting through
coins, looking for
buffalo nickels,

691
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:23,760
because you had
calculated there was,

692
00:37:23,176 --> 00:37:25,412
what, one in every
seven rolls or something?

693
00:37:25,512 --> 00:37:27,614
Yeah. We made $600.

694
00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:32,180
We sorted through coins every
weekend for a month. I was 12.

695
00:37:32,118 --> 00:37:33,353
It was fun.

696
00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:34,954
[SCOFFS]

697
00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:38,324
It would have been nice to
just throw the football
or something.

698
00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:42,162
Look, I'm...

699
00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,732
HEATHER: Hey, Doug?

700
00:37:45,832 --> 00:37:48,100
Doug, the Porters lost power
in their barn and they want
you to come take a look.

701
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:49,235
All right.
I'll be right there.

702
00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:51,738
Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup.

703
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,241
[CLICKS TONGUE]

704
00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:59,245
I'll be in your business,
Pop Pop.

705
00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:03,750
How are you at logos?Good.

706
00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:05,352
Well, come here and show
Pop Pop.

707
00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:07,487
Here.

708
00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:12,792
Let me give you some paper.

709
00:38:12,926 --> 00:38:15,228
And you show me
what you can do

710
00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:18,465
about drawing a logo
for Pop Pop's business.

711
00:38:18,565 --> 00:38:21,201
If you wanna get that going,
push your button.

712
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,669
Right there.
Push the button.

713
00:38:33,947 --> 00:38:36,583
Bill?BILL: Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Marge.

714
00:38:36,683 --> 00:38:38,385
MARGE: Hi.

715
00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:40,487
Hey, uh, if we're gonna
do this again,

716
00:38:40,587 --> 00:38:42,856
I'm gonna need to charge you
for using the microwave.

717
00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:44,157
[JERRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

718
00:38:44,257 --> 00:38:47,327
We are betting 40,000.

719
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:49,195
You guys drug dealers?

720
00:38:49,295 --> 00:38:52,832
No. We're professional
lottery players.

721
00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:54,401
I don't think that's a thing.

722
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:56,690
It is now.

723
00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:59,472
Listen, as much as I'd like to
see if you can stand
behind that thing

724
00:38:59,572 --> 00:39:01,641
for that long
without breaking a hip,

725
00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:04,244
there's no way you can buy
that many tickets before
closing time.

726
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,790
Can you stay open later?

727
00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:07,514
Oh, I'm afraid not.

728
00:39:09,649 --> 00:39:12,520
I'm undergoing some marital
trauma at the moment.

729
00:39:12,152 --> 00:39:14,454
Oh.Well, truth be told,

730
00:39:14,554 --> 00:39:16,856
tonight is a drinking
celebration with my buddies.

731
00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:20,627
Now, admittedly we do it out
there, in the parking lot,

732
00:39:20,727 --> 00:39:23,763
but, uh, I just can't have
customers in here.

733
00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:25,398
It's a liability.

734
00:39:27,670 --> 00:39:29,200
Well...

735
00:39:29,102 --> 00:39:31,137
What if we weren't customers?

736
00:39:38,645 --> 00:39:40,547
I have no idea what you're
talking about.

737
00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:44,651
What if we were partners?

738
00:39:44,751 --> 00:39:51,524
Bill, I'd like to introduce
you to GS Investment
Strategies.

739
00:39:53,827 --> 00:39:55,462
I'm in. Can I be in?

740
00:39:58,765 --> 00:40:02,469
So I'm a shareholder, and I
could totally get you guys
in if you want.

741
00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:05,939
So, it's a WinFall,
so when the numbers...

742
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,943
Okay, you're an investor...
Okay, let's say you've got
several hundred dollars.

743
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:15,348
Then there is these lottery
numbers. If they don't hit,
you win.

744
00:40:16,149 --> 00:40:18,785
You in? You got any money?

745
00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:21,721
I believe we are done.

746
00:40:22,555 --> 00:40:24,424
Hey, I got two more
shareholders.

747
00:40:24,524 --> 00:40:27,594
One of them's got to rob his
parents' house real quick,
but he's definitely in.

748
00:40:28,828 --> 00:40:31,197
That's 500 more tickets.Yup.

749
00:40:31,297 --> 00:40:32,465
[LAUGHING] All right.

750
00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:34,267
You want a bong hit
real quick?

751
00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:37,170
I don't know what that is.BILL: Marge?

752
00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:40,373
No thanks, Bill.All right. Ow!

753
00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:47,247
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Our next number is 46...

754
00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:49,683
Number 24...

755
00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:53,687
And our very last number for
today is number 23.

756
00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:57,824
So, one more time, those
numbers are 05, 21, 39,
46, 24, 23...

757
00:40:57,924 --> 00:41:00,326
MARGE: Okay, here we go.

758
00:41:00,427 --> 00:41:03,329
No more
cigarette burns, huh?Yeah.

759
00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:04,898
[TV STOPS PLAYING]

760
00:41:07,734 --> 00:41:09,302
Well... [EXHALES]

761
00:41:09,402 --> 00:41:14,341
I guess we fire up some
of that delicious motel coffee

762
00:41:15,108 --> 00:41:17,110
and get started.

763
00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:18,745
Or it could wait till morning.

764
00:41:19,579 --> 00:41:20,680
Tomorrow?

765
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:37,263
Oh.

766
00:41:39,165 --> 00:41:40,600
Hmm.

767
00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:44,400
MAYA: The lottery?

768
00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:45,739
MARTIN: Lottery winners get
a lot of clicks.

769
00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:47,841
I don't do clicks. I do news.

770
00:41:47,941 --> 00:41:50,944
Do you not see all these
empty cubicles?

771
00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,140
Just poke around
for something.

772
00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:56,349
Find me a headline that I can

773
00:41:56,449 --> 00:41:58,418
throw in
the Spotlight section.

774
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:08,528
[MARGE LAUGHS]JERRY: Hmm.

775
00:42:08,661 --> 00:42:13,299
Oh, nice thing about this
mattress is, we both roll
to the center.

776
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,802
[LAUGHING]

777
00:42:15,902 --> 00:42:18,405
I don't think I can
get out if I tried.

778
00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:20,140
Well, we have time.

779
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:21,775
[BANGING ON DOOR]

780
00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,177
What?What the heck?

781
00:42:24,277 --> 00:42:26,446
[BANGING CONTINUES]Hey, hey,
all right, all right.

782
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,350
Got the wrong room.
Got the wrong room.

783
00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:32,218
It came in!What did?

784
00:42:32,318 --> 00:42:35,689
The lottery sends a tally
of all the winnings sold
by the store.

785
00:42:35,789 --> 00:42:39,225
WinFall tickets won $82,000.

786
00:42:39,325 --> 00:42:40,593
[JERRY AND MARGE GASP]

787
00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:43,963
And how many WinFall tickets
did you sell at your store?

788
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,633
Just yours, plus six more.Yes!

789
00:42:46,766 --> 00:42:48,435
To me. But those didn't win.

790
00:42:48,535 --> 00:42:49,569
[JERRY LAUGHS]

791
00:42:49,703 --> 00:42:50,870
We doubled it.We doubled it.

792
00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:52,772
We doubled it! [LAUGHS]

793
00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:53,773
We doubled it!

794
00:42:53,873 --> 00:42:54,941
[ALL LAUGHING]

795
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:56,443
BILL: We doubled it!

796
00:42:59,946 --> 00:43:01,147
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

797
00:43:15,362 --> 00:43:16,930
[MACHINE WHIRRING]

798
00:43:38,818 --> 00:43:41,287
BOTH: Whoo!

799
00:43:50,930 --> 00:43:52,532
It's Steve.

800
00:43:52,632 --> 00:43:53,600
Hey, Steve.

801
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:55,201
Hey, Jerry.

802
00:43:55,301 --> 00:43:58,805
I was just checking to see how
we did. Um, you know, curious.

803
00:43:58,905 --> 00:44:02,308
JERRY OVER PHONE: I will be
sending out an official
shareholder report.

804
00:44:02,409 --> 00:44:05,145
Yeah, yeah, right, right,
but you know...

805
00:44:05,245 --> 00:44:07,213
He wants to know.
What do you think?

806
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:09,820
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

807
00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:13,420
Well, we doubled it.

808
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,487
We doubled it!

809
00:44:14,587 --> 00:44:15,655
[ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD]

810
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:23,430
[HORN HONKING]

811
00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:26,499
Shh.

812
00:44:49,589 --> 00:44:50,690
[SONG STOPS]

813
00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,559
This can't be real.I didn't believe it either,

814
00:44:52,659 --> 00:44:55,895
but I've been running
simulations during
the drawings, and it's right.

815
00:44:55,995 --> 00:44:58,531
If you bet at least 10 grand,
the odds tilt towards
the buyer.

816
00:44:58,631 --> 00:45:00,767
Can you get money
from your dad?I'm not asking him for shit.

817
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:03,336
Why not? His name is on
a building. I think he
can afford it.

818
00:45:03,436 --> 00:45:04,904
Because this is mine.

819
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:06,272
Do you have 10 grand?No.

820
00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:07,540
[BALL RATTLES][GIRL GROANS]

821
00:45:08,341 --> 00:45:09,743
I have a dorm.

822
00:45:09,876 --> 00:45:11,211
Okay, that is one
slice of pizza

823
00:45:11,311 --> 00:45:12,712
per person. One slice.
Thank you.[CLINKING]

824
00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:15,348
ERIC: Hey, only take a piece
if you contributed
to the fund.

825
00:45:15,448 --> 00:45:20,220
The first thing you learn at
Harvard is that you're here
for your future.

826
00:45:20,687 --> 00:45:22,880
Right?

827
00:45:22,188 --> 00:45:23,590
Second thing you learn...

828
00:45:24,190 --> 00:45:25,592
Is that's all bullshit.

829
00:45:25,692 --> 00:45:26,726
[GROUP CHUCKLES]

830
00:45:26,860 --> 00:45:28,928
TYLER: There is no future.

831
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:32,966
There is just now
waiting for you to take it.

832
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:36,936
I found a flaw in the lottery.

833
00:45:37,370 --> 00:45:39,739
Okay? A way to beat
the game every time

834
00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:42,776
because nobody at the lottery
figured out what I did.

835
00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:45,745
But it only works
if you can bet big.

836
00:45:45,879 --> 00:45:51,451
So, tell your parents
that you have new lab fees,
or need books,

837
00:45:51,551 --> 00:45:53,386
or got an STD.

838
00:45:53,486 --> 00:45:55,550
[LAUGHTER]

839
00:45:55,155 --> 00:46:00,760
Whatever it takes, because
if we pull this off, then
we are legends!

840
00:46:00,894 --> 00:46:02,462
[ALL CHEERING]

841
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:08,301
Also, I'm gonna need you all
to fill out about 300
lottery slips,

842
00:46:08,401 --> 00:46:10,300
so we don't bet duplicates.

843
00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:11,671
Here you go. That's for you.

844
00:46:12,672 --> 00:46:13,707
Thank you.

845
00:46:16,976 --> 00:46:18,578
You're not filling any out?

846
00:46:18,678 --> 00:46:20,580
No. I'm in charge.

847
00:46:23,550 --> 00:46:26,186
DOUG: Okay, talk to me.
So you wanna renovate it?

848
00:46:26,286 --> 00:46:28,955
HOWARD: Yup. All the
shareholders are chipping in.

849
00:46:29,550 --> 00:46:30,724
We're bringing back
the jazz festival.

850
00:46:30,824 --> 00:46:33,993
The best music is the music
you make up as you go along.

851
00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:37,263
HOWARD: Ah, I'm just sad we
couldn't have had it when
Prince was around.

852
00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:38,832
He wouldn't have come, Howard.

853
00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:40,367
We'll never know.

854
00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:42,702
You guys are sure this is what
you wanna do with your money?

855
00:46:42,802 --> 00:46:44,137
You don't wanna
invest it somewhere?

856
00:46:44,237 --> 00:46:46,506
We are investing it
somewhere. [CHUCKLES]

857
00:46:49,609 --> 00:46:50,577
All right.

858
00:46:51,411 --> 00:46:53,179
I'll give you a hand.All right.

859
00:46:53,279 --> 00:46:55,749
Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right.

860
00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:59,252
[EXHALES] Thank you.

861
00:46:59,786 --> 00:47:00,820
Wow.

862
00:47:01,988 --> 00:47:03,189
Why do you keep all these?

863
00:47:03,456 --> 00:47:04,691
The IRS.

864
00:47:05,592 --> 00:47:07,270
When we get audited,

865
00:47:07,127 --> 00:47:09,863
we'll need a paper trail
of all the losing tickets
we bought.

866
00:47:09,996 --> 00:47:11,598
Think you're
gonna get audited?

867
00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:12,866
Oh, yeah.

868
00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:15,101
DOUG: Jesus.

869
00:47:15,201 --> 00:47:19,105
You know, your group hired me
to fix the amphitheater.
Six-month job.

870
00:47:19,205 --> 00:47:22,242
Oh. How about that?[BOX THUDS]

871
00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:24,344
Yeah, how about that?

872
00:47:24,444 --> 00:47:28,314
Well, you may wanna consider
chipping in on that.

873
00:47:28,615 --> 00:47:30,500
What?

874
00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:33,319
Well, you have a share.

875
00:47:34,754 --> 00:47:36,356
You did, from the start.

876
00:47:38,558 --> 00:47:39,626
DOUG: Dad...

877
00:47:41,895 --> 00:47:43,263
You didn't have to do that.

878
00:47:43,363 --> 00:47:45,665
Oh, I didn't wanna count
nickels without you.

879
00:47:50,904 --> 00:47:55,750
I'm telling you, Dottie has
done such a great job
with this bookstore.

880
00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:57,610
Yeah. You know,
Leon is renovating the hotel.

881
00:47:57,711 --> 00:48:00,280
Howard got him a deal on it,
but his commission is that

882
00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:03,149
he and Shirley get to use the
hot tub whenever they want.

883
00:48:03,249 --> 00:48:05,510
Leon will regret that.

884
00:48:05,151 --> 00:48:06,453
You are not kidding.

885
00:48:06,553 --> 00:48:08,880
JERRY: Hello,
hello, everybody.WOMAN: Oh, hey!

886
00:48:08,188 --> 00:48:09,389
[APPLAUSE]

887
00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:13,893
JERRY: All right.
Well, go ahead...

888
00:48:14,270 --> 00:48:16,129
Go on, sit on down.

889
00:48:16,229 --> 00:48:19,899
Uh... Uh...[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

890
00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:21,501
Well...

891
00:48:21,601 --> 00:48:25,805
Look, first off, I can say
that we're doing pretty
darn well.

892
00:48:25,905 --> 00:48:27,640
SHIRLEY: Yes.[LAUGHTER]

893
00:48:27,741 --> 00:48:31,711
Yeah. But you probably already
know that by reading your
shareholder report...

894
00:48:31,811 --> 00:48:33,346
I can't get mine to open.

895
00:48:33,446 --> 00:48:34,814
Oh, do you have Word?

896
00:48:34,914 --> 00:48:36,649
I have Windows, I think.

897
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,618
I'll print you one, Shirley.

898
00:48:38,718 --> 00:48:39,652
Oh, thank you.

899
00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:41,254
Anyhoo...

900
00:48:42,288 --> 00:48:44,357
As you might have imagined it,

901
00:48:44,457 --> 00:48:48,128
we're gonna use the majority
of our capital for betting.

902
00:48:48,228 --> 00:48:49,362
MAN: Yeah.

903
00:48:49,462 --> 00:48:55,335
But there are dividends
that you can access.

904
00:48:55,435 --> 00:49:00,540
Right. So, I know a lot of
people would like to see
the jazz festival come back.

905
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,142
[ALL AGREEING]

906
00:49:02,242 --> 00:49:06,379
And, Old Frank can sure use
a mail truck he doesn't
fall out of.

907
00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:07,981
[LIGHT LAUGHTER]

908
00:49:08,114 --> 00:49:13,119
Uh, so, now on to
the profit ratios. We...

909
00:49:13,219 --> 00:49:15,755
Yes, Raj?Is there not food
at this thing?

910
00:49:15,855 --> 00:49:19,526
No. No. This is a shareholder
meeting. It's not a party.

911
00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:22,929
Then why did you have it at
6: 00, when we all eat?

912
00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:24,330
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

913
00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:27,801
Well, you're welcome to
all go to the diner, but...

914
00:49:27,901 --> 00:49:30,970
No, then you're not gonna
learn about the numbers.

915
00:49:32,539 --> 00:49:34,541
STEVE: So, what's
the next play?

916
00:49:34,641 --> 00:49:36,443
312,000 tickets.

917
00:49:36,543 --> 00:49:38,712
That's $600,000.JERRY: Yeah.

918
00:49:38,812 --> 00:49:42,315
We're betting half a million
in one play?

919
00:49:42,415 --> 00:49:44,170
Oh, the money
is the easy part.

920
00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:45,452
Is it?Yeah.

921
00:49:45,552 --> 00:49:47,887
It'll take four days
of betting,

922
00:49:47,987 --> 00:49:50,290
two machines,
12 hours a day.

923
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:52,559
Then why don't you
just bet the normal amount?

924
00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:53,727
Math.

925
00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:55,280
It's Newton's law.

926
00:49:55,161 --> 00:49:58,231
If you push against something,
it's gonna push back.

927
00:49:58,331 --> 00:49:59,933
And we discovered a flaw.

928
00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:04,637
But by using it, we've
introduced a variable
that changes it.

929
00:50:04,738 --> 00:50:07,674
And we don't know how long
this game is gonna last.

930
00:50:07,774 --> 00:50:11,144
Then we need to make as much
money as we can, while we can.

931
00:50:11,244 --> 00:50:15,548
Get the festival going, and
finish rebuilding before it
pushes back.

932
00:50:15,648 --> 00:50:16,716
Mmm-hmm.

933
00:50:16,816 --> 00:50:18,218
I ordered a second machine
from the lottery,

934
00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:19,819
but they said you're only
allowed one per location,

935
00:50:19,919 --> 00:50:22,222
so I was like, "Well,
what if I have
a second store?"

936
00:50:22,322 --> 00:50:25,325
They're like, "What's the
address?" I was like,
"Uh-oh. There's my mistake."

937
00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:27,627
And that's where
my buddy, Darryl, comes in.

938
00:50:27,727 --> 00:50:30,563
And, uh, we're gonna give him
an extra share, but here
you are.

939
00:50:30,663 --> 00:50:34,501
You can print out 24 hours
a day, plus unlimited pie.

940
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,300
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

941
00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:39,539
Look at this.

942
00:50:40,206 --> 00:50:41,307
What's this?

943
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:43,900
From my source
at the AG's office.

944
00:50:43,109 --> 00:50:46,379
Now, the lottery has
to disclose players who
claim more than 50 grand,

945
00:50:46,479 --> 00:50:47,714
five times a year.

946
00:50:47,814 --> 00:50:50,500
Sometimes the winners
are fronts, you know,

947
00:50:50,183 --> 00:50:53,586
cashing tickets for people
who owe child support,
or have a warrant,

948
00:50:53,687 --> 00:50:57,190
but look at this guy.
Wins big every three weeks.

949
00:50:57,290 --> 00:50:59,826
Lives in Michigan.
A retired factory worker.

950
00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:01,940
No criminal record.

951
00:51:01,227 --> 00:51:02,996
He's won this much?Yeah.

952
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,300
Who drives 10 hours every
month to play the lottery
in a different state?

953
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,402
Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense.Right.

954
00:51:14,774 --> 00:51:15,742
[MACHINE WHIRRING]

955
00:51:29,289 --> 00:51:30,724
Loser!

956
00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:40,100
Did that woman just rob you?

957
00:51:40,233 --> 00:51:41,434
That's my wife.

958
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,370
Wow.

959
00:51:45,138 --> 00:51:47,107
Well, she certainly
seems spirited.

960
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,842
Yeah, she's a spitfire.

961
00:51:48,942 --> 00:51:51,678
No, she's just pissed off
'cause I filed for divorce,

962
00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:53,646
and she didn't ever think
I'd be able to afford it.

963
00:51:53,747 --> 00:51:55,281
Huh.

964
00:51:55,382 --> 00:51:57,884
Looks like money well spent.Yeah.

965
00:51:57,984 --> 00:52:01,955
Kind of lost the magic ever
since Steely Dan stopped
touring.

966
00:52:03,189 --> 00:52:04,657
[EXHALES HEAVILY]

967
00:52:04,758 --> 00:52:06,393
You know...

968
00:52:06,493 --> 00:52:07,994
I need to find someone
like you.

969
00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:12,465
Only younger.Yeah, that started off great.

970
00:52:12,565 --> 00:52:16,970
No, I mean, you know, just
someone that's still fertile.

971
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,105
And their womb
can have babies.

972
00:52:19,205 --> 00:52:20,440
You're not good at this.

973
00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:22,475
Oh, I'm really not.
Can you help me?

974
00:52:23,309 --> 00:52:25,879
Well, my mother used to say,

975
00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:28,114
"Kiss a few frogs, then when
you find your prince,

976
00:52:28,214 --> 00:52:31,840
"you'll realize that the frogs
are better, 'cause they make
you laugh."

977
00:52:31,484 --> 00:52:32,819
[BOTH LAUGH]

978
00:52:33,687 --> 00:52:35,922
Does laughing at you count?

979
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:38,580
Bill, you need a new frog.

980
00:52:38,158 --> 00:52:39,659
I need a new frog.

981
00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:42,929
$50,000.

982
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:44,898
[ALL CHEERING]

983
00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:47,333
Welcome to the now, *****es.

984
00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:49,302
We are going to make
a shitload of money,

985
00:52:49,402 --> 00:52:51,400
but it's going to take time,

986
00:52:51,104 --> 00:52:53,406
and sweat, and passion, okay?

987
00:52:53,506 --> 00:52:56,476
So, everybody fill out
two stacks of slips.

988
00:52:56,576 --> 00:52:59,412
We need to get 25,000 in
in the next three weeks.

989
00:52:59,512 --> 00:53:01,147
[ALL GROANING]

990
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,588
Something wrong?

991
00:53:08,688 --> 00:53:10,230
There's another group.

992
00:53:10,323 --> 00:53:11,358
What?

993
00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:12,926
The payout should
have been bigger.

994
00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:15,528
The only thing that makes
sense is another group
eating into the pot,

995
00:53:15,628 --> 00:53:17,530
so I checked sales
at every store.

996
00:53:17,630 --> 00:53:20,767
That's public information?No, I hacked
the state lottery.

997
00:53:21,234 --> 00:53:22,135
Nice.

998
00:53:23,169 --> 00:53:24,337
Wait. That's my laptop.

999
00:53:24,437 --> 00:53:26,106
Yeah. You should destroy
your hard drive after this.

1000
00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:28,975
Dude.Whatever. It worked.

1001
00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:31,711
Look at the winnings in
Sunderland, from only
two locations.

1002
00:53:31,811 --> 00:53:35,915
Two locations. They'd have to
buy tickets for a week to get
those kind of numbers.

1003
00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,586
They're there right now.

1004
00:53:51,598 --> 00:53:53,990
[GIGGLES]

1005
00:53:58,405 --> 00:54:02,175
Hey. I finished early tonight.

1006
00:54:02,609 --> 00:54:04,770
What's the rush?

1007
00:54:04,177 --> 00:54:06,713
Oh... [LAUGHS]

1008
00:54:08,114 --> 00:54:11,840
You didn't think I'd forget
our anniversary, did you?

1009
00:54:11,184 --> 00:54:16,489
Oh, you just got that out
of the cooler.Well, yeah.

1010
00:54:16,589 --> 00:54:20,160
But I hid it behind the
Yoo-hoo this morning
so that nobody would get it.

1011
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:21,594
[LAUGHS]

1012
00:54:25,532 --> 00:54:26,833
[CORK POPS]BOTH: Whoo!

1013
00:54:27,934 --> 00:54:28,835
[LAUGHS] Wow.

1014
00:54:28,935 --> 00:54:30,970
You know it's good when
it does that.

1015
00:54:31,504 --> 00:54:32,772
[LAUGHS]

1016
00:54:32,872 --> 00:54:34,974
JERRY: Beautiful
plastic china.

1017
00:54:36,276 --> 00:54:37,677
Here you go.

1018
00:54:39,212 --> 00:54:41,581
Here's to 46 more years.

1019
00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:44,651
Cheers.

1020
00:54:46,786 --> 00:54:47,854
Ooh.

1021
00:54:51,758 --> 00:54:53,626
[ROMANTIC SONG PLAYS]

1022
00:54:53,727 --> 00:54:56,896
I think I still owe you
a prom night.

1023
00:55:13,279 --> 00:55:15,882
This was easier when I was 16.

1024
00:55:17,517 --> 00:55:20,860
You're even
more beautiful now.

1025
00:55:20,186 --> 00:55:22,989
That's the out-of-date
champagne talking.

1026
00:55:23,890 --> 00:55:24,657
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1027
00:55:24,758 --> 00:55:26,459
Yeah, he really shouldn't
be selling that.

1028
00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:28,228
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1029
00:55:29,295 --> 00:55:30,864
Oh. Mmm.

1030
00:55:31,798 --> 00:55:34,134
No teacher to pull us apart.

1031
00:55:42,108 --> 00:55:43,343
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1032
00:55:44,778 --> 00:55:46,646
You guys are the other group?

1033
00:55:46,746 --> 00:55:51,284
Oh, man. We thought it was
gonna be, like, a crime
syndicate or something. Phew.

1034
00:55:52,552 --> 00:55:53,620
[SONG STOPS]

1035
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,388
I don't know what
you're talking about.

1036
00:55:55,522 --> 00:55:59,920
Sorry, we are being
super rude. I'm Tyler,
this is Eric.

1037
00:55:59,192 --> 00:56:00,760
We run a betting club
at Harvard.

1038
00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:02,595
We're called
Random Industries,

1039
00:56:02,696 --> 00:56:05,165
which is also the name
of my skateboard brand.

1040
00:56:05,265 --> 00:56:07,901
Well, I figured there'd
be somebody else.

1041
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:13,173
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't
expect this. Look at you guys.
It's like Up.[LAUGHS]

1042
00:56:15,942 --> 00:56:17,944
Would you like a glass
of champagne?

1043
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,140
No, I only drink Jager
and Red Bull. But thank you.

1044
00:56:21,114 --> 00:56:25,418
Oh, well, at least you'll
never have to worry about
being our age.

1045
00:56:27,654 --> 00:56:31,324
Look, we're really only
hurting each other by
playing at the same time,

1046
00:56:31,424 --> 00:56:33,860
so here's a better offer.

1047
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,597
You join my group,
add your capital to our pot,

1048
00:56:37,697 --> 00:56:39,265
and we'll handle
all the betting.

1049
00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:40,734
[LAUGHS]

1050
00:56:41,668 --> 00:56:43,770
Well, I don't know.

1051
00:56:44,637 --> 00:56:46,740
We kind of like to do
our own thing.

1052
00:56:47,207 --> 00:56:48,308
What?

1053
00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:50,610
You'll get a cut without
having to do anything.

1054
00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:55,749
I have an army of bettors.
You won't even have to
leave your rocking chairs.

1055
00:56:56,383 --> 00:56:57,717
We're good.

1056
00:56:57,817 --> 00:57:01,870
This is about making money.
You like money, right?

1057
00:57:01,187 --> 00:57:04,691
Well, not as much
as I like other things.

1058
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,426
ERIC: Oh, my God.

1059
00:57:06,559 --> 00:57:12,899
Uh, now, look, if you two
don't mind, this is our
anniversary.

1060
00:57:12,999 --> 00:57:17,737
And you are killing
the ambience of our
liquor store.

1061
00:57:17,837 --> 00:57:20,573
You're welcome to take
a Red Bull for the road.

1062
00:57:20,674 --> 00:57:23,143
Or maybe a juice box.

1063
00:57:29,182 --> 00:57:30,450
You're good at math.

1064
00:57:31,217 --> 00:57:33,190
Yay!

1065
00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:35,155
I'm sure that helps out on
the farm, but at Harvard,

1066
00:57:35,255 --> 00:57:38,910
we learn a little something
called binomial distribution.

1067
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:40,760
Look it up.

1068
00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:43,229
Then you'll see why your odds
are better when you fill out
your own slips.

1069
00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:44,964
You're welcome.

1070
00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:50,403
Binomial distribution
only considers two factors.

1071
00:57:50,503 --> 00:57:53,473
Not a third, which is human
error, or a fourth,

1072
00:57:53,606 --> 00:57:58,440
which is the time it
takes for you to fill
in the tickets.

1073
00:57:58,144 --> 00:58:04,840
You gain a whooping 32 bucks
for every $100,000 you win.

1074
00:58:05,785 --> 00:58:06,986
You're welcome.

1075
00:58:08,788 --> 00:58:10,457
Seriously?Shut up!

1076
00:58:13,393 --> 00:58:14,461
[DOOR SLAMS]

1077
00:58:14,561 --> 00:58:15,929
TYLER: What?[SCOFFS]

1078
00:58:17,397 --> 00:58:20,667
I guess it wouldn't be a prom
without dumb teenagers.

1079
00:58:20,767 --> 00:58:22,235
[BOTH LAUGH]

1080
00:58:23,303 --> 00:58:26,239
That reminds me of
where we left off.

1081
00:58:26,339 --> 00:58:27,540
[SONG STARTS PLAYING]

1082
00:58:55,602 --> 00:58:57,270
So I get the house?

1083
00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:59,500
LAWYER: Yes.
You get everything.

1084
00:58:59,105 --> 00:59:04,770
Bill just wants to keep
his share of GS Strategies.

1085
00:59:04,177 --> 00:59:06,246
Whatever. I got the house.

1086
00:59:08,915 --> 00:59:11,384
Well, good luck
to you, Candace.

1087
00:59:11,484 --> 00:59:14,788
You know, we had a few good
years there before
it all turned to shit.

1088
00:59:14,888 --> 00:59:16,923
And I hope
you find your frog.

1089
00:59:17,691 --> 00:59:18,892
Uh-huh.

1090
00:59:20,593 --> 00:59:24,300
Hey, what is
GS whatever?

1091
00:59:24,130 --> 00:59:26,599
Oh, yeah. That's a little
company I'm a part of.

1092
00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:28,134
Uh, we win the lottery
every month.

1093
00:59:29,803 --> 00:59:31,137
[CAR STARTING]

1094
00:59:37,310 --> 00:59:38,878
See you around.

1095
00:59:41,448 --> 00:59:42,449
[GRUNTS]

1096
00:59:49,222 --> 00:59:51,458
RAJ: I'd love to re-open
the ice cream shop.

1097
00:59:51,558 --> 00:59:55,950
Well, now you can lease it
for $1.19 a year.

1098
00:59:55,195 --> 00:59:57,864
And the Downtown fund
will cover the rest.

1099
00:59:57,964 --> 01:00:00,233
$1.19?Mmm-hmm.

1100
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:03,603
Oh, it's a euro.
It's a complicated story.

1101
01:00:03,737 --> 01:00:05,305
Jerry can explain it to you.

1102
01:00:05,405 --> 01:00:07,340
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

1103
01:00:16,816 --> 01:00:18,852
Boy, oh, boy.

1104
01:00:18,952 --> 01:00:21,621
I just bought a Corvette.Yeah, I can see that.

1105
01:00:21,755 --> 01:00:25,692
You want to take it for a ride
next week? I'm going on
a cruise to Me-hi-co.

1106
01:00:25,825 --> 01:00:28,828
Oh, no, I don't think
I can get into it.

1107
01:00:28,928 --> 01:00:31,297
All right, old man,
suit yourself.

1108
01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:32,532
There's another group.

1109
01:00:32,632 --> 01:00:34,200
No.Yep.

1110
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:36,603
Some kids from Harvard
figured it out.

1111
01:00:36,703 --> 01:00:38,405
Well, that sucks.

1112
01:00:38,505 --> 01:00:40,206
We should be okay.

1113
01:00:40,306 --> 01:00:44,577
We're still winning enough for
people to rebuild and get the
jazz fest going.

1114
01:00:44,678 --> 01:00:46,980
We just have to stay
in the game.

1115
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,549
And we will.Well, that's easy
for you to say.

1116
01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:52,519
You're not standing at
a machine for five days
straight.

1117
01:00:53,386 --> 01:00:54,487
I said I would take a shift.

1118
01:00:54,587 --> 01:00:55,889
No, no. That's okay.

1119
01:00:55,989 --> 01:00:57,824
Yeah, because you guys
like it, right?

1120
01:00:57,924 --> 01:01:00,593
Yeah, we do.Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.

1121
01:01:01,961 --> 01:01:04,300
MARGE: So glad
you got the day off.

1122
01:01:04,130 --> 01:01:06,132
Well, it doesn't feel
like I did.MARGE: Oh, oh...

1123
01:01:06,232 --> 01:01:08,134
How did you guys do this
for weeks?

1124
01:01:08,234 --> 01:01:09,869
Because it's an adventure.

1125
01:01:09,969 --> 01:01:11,705
Oh, no, this is
not an adventure.

1126
01:01:11,838 --> 01:01:15,975
It's getting paper cuts in a
motel filled with prostitutes
and drug dealers.

1127
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,844
Oh.[MARGE LAUGHS]

1128
01:01:17,944 --> 01:01:19,746
Well, Dawn, you don't
have to do it.

1129
01:01:19,879 --> 01:01:21,681
Oh, no, no,
I want to. I do.

1130
01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:25,585
I mean, I never get to spend
time with you guys,
and, you know...

1131
01:01:25,685 --> 01:01:30,560
Feeling trapped in a gross
hotel, filling bins with
losing tickets

1132
01:01:30,156 --> 01:01:33,193
is just a memory
I will never ever forget.

1133
01:01:34,627 --> 01:01:37,364
Oops. This one's a winner.

1134
01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:41,468
Oh, you missed it.Okay. [SIGHS]
I'm done. I'm done.

1135
01:01:41,568 --> 01:01:43,903
Hey, when's the part where
you get to turn in all
the winners?

1136
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,940
Because I will do that.Well, that is fun.

1137
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,243
We're gonna have to
double check all the...

1138
01:01:50,343 --> 01:01:53,279
Is there a bar
at this motel?

1139
01:02:01,888 --> 01:02:03,189
Mr. Grazio?

1140
01:02:04,891 --> 01:02:07,193
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1141
01:02:08,461 --> 01:02:11,310
I had some questions
about the WinFall game.

1142
01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:13,333
Well, Melanie Hawkins
handles our publicity.

1143
01:02:13,433 --> 01:02:16,169
But the game has been
a huge success for the state.

1144
01:02:16,269 --> 01:02:18,710
Not just for the state.

1145
01:02:18,171 --> 01:02:20,907
Are you aware there's a player
in Michigan winning millions
every month?

1146
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:24,678
We raise a lot of money for
schools, but nobody does an
article about that.

1147
01:02:24,778 --> 01:02:28,281
Some retiree gets lucky
and they send
a Spotlight reporter?

1148
01:02:28,381 --> 01:02:30,350
I didn't say he was a retiree.

1149
01:02:31,918 --> 01:02:33,353
Yeah, well, you know,
it's a lottery.

1150
01:02:33,453 --> 01:02:36,389
People win. So,
wouldn't call it news.

1151
01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:38,425
I have a meeting.

1152
01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:41,940
Thanks for your time.

1153
01:02:45,365 --> 01:02:47,434
JERRY: Morning, Leon.LEON: Morning, Jerry.

1154
01:02:47,534 --> 01:02:50,300
Made you a fresh pot.
French roast.JERRY: Oh.

1155
01:02:50,103 --> 01:02:52,572
Wow. You're
getting fancy.

1156
01:03:03,483 --> 01:03:04,551
[POURS COFFEE]

1157
01:03:10,190 --> 01:03:12,920
TYLER: Hey, Jerry.

1158
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,729
They said I'd find you here.

1159
01:03:15,829 --> 01:03:17,630
What do you want?

1160
01:03:17,163 --> 01:03:18,798
This won't take long.

1161
01:03:18,898 --> 01:03:20,800
We're not joining your group.

1162
01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:22,168
I don't want you to.

1163
01:03:22,268 --> 01:03:24,671
I don't really need
your capital anymore.

1164
01:03:24,771 --> 01:03:25,805
I just need you
out of the game.

1165
01:03:25,905 --> 01:03:28,575
So, you're out.What?

1166
01:03:28,675 --> 01:03:33,460
See, you're not really
as good at calculating
people as you are numbers.

1167
01:03:33,146 --> 01:03:37,617
So you haven't really run
the math on what somebody
like me would do to win.

1168
01:03:44,657 --> 01:03:46,726
And what would you do?

1169
01:03:48,161 --> 01:03:51,310
Set an army of the smartest
kids you've ever met
against you

1170
01:03:51,131 --> 01:03:52,732
and everyone you play with.

1171
01:03:54,567 --> 01:03:58,538
We hacked into the state
lottery to find where
you were betting.

1172
01:03:59,806 --> 01:04:03,710
You don't think that we can
hack into your accounts?

1173
01:04:04,711 --> 01:04:07,781
Your credit? Your identity?

1174
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:11,117
It won't be hard. I mean...

1175
01:04:11,217 --> 01:04:14,454
Most of them think a firewall
is something in their chimney,
so...

1176
01:04:15,922 --> 01:04:18,291
Why are you doing this?

1177
01:04:18,391 --> 01:04:21,428
It's just math.
Nothing personal.

1178
01:04:22,429 --> 01:04:24,864
Look, you had a good run.

1179
01:04:24,964 --> 01:04:27,701
You made some cash
for Mayberry.

1180
01:04:27,801 --> 01:04:29,536
But it's over.

1181
01:04:31,371 --> 01:04:32,772
Enjoy your golden years.

1182
01:04:39,946 --> 01:04:41,181
[SIGHS]

1183
01:04:44,718 --> 01:04:46,319
[DOOR CLOSES]

1184
01:04:49,456 --> 01:04:53,693
Hey, so how many days
do you think we'll need?

1185
01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:56,596
None.

1186
01:04:57,464 --> 01:04:58,765
We're out of the game.

1187
01:05:02,736 --> 01:05:03,903
WOMAN: Jerry!

1188
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,205
[ALL APPLAUDING]

1189
01:05:12,178 --> 01:05:14,214
Oh... Uh...

1190
01:05:15,782 --> 01:05:18,418
Okay. Uh.

1191
01:05:19,853 --> 01:05:21,721
Oh, boy. Well, uh...

1192
01:05:21,821 --> 01:05:28,528
I'm sad to report that,
due to some new variables
in the game...

1193
01:05:29,950 --> 01:05:30,330
Um...

1194
01:05:30,430 --> 01:05:32,966
We're going to have
to stop playing.

1195
01:05:33,990 --> 01:05:34,401
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1196
01:05:38,705 --> 01:05:39,673
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]

1197
01:05:47,981 --> 01:05:49,315
Um...

1198
01:05:50,383 --> 01:05:51,885
I am sorry.

1199
01:05:55,622 --> 01:05:56,956
[CROWD MURMURING]

1200
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,177
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

1201
01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:22,615
So, you're really going to let
some college smart*** take
all this away from you?

1202
01:06:25,180 --> 01:06:28,655
The odds that he might do
something outweigh the
benefits...

1203
01:06:28,755 --> 01:06:32,959
It's not about the math.
It's about being human.

1204
01:06:36,329 --> 01:06:38,198
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

1205
01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:39,699
You know, Dad, I...

1206
01:06:41,534 --> 01:06:43,370
I've watched you spend
so much of your life

1207
01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:46,639
just being overlooked
and pushed around.

1208
01:06:47,674 --> 01:06:48,942
[EXHALES]

1209
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:51,110
Nobody knew what you could do.

1210
01:06:52,445 --> 01:06:53,713
Nobody cared.

1211
01:06:55,348 --> 01:07:00,687
And then you finally
took your shot, and you
brought us all with you.

1212
01:07:02,188 --> 01:07:05,759
You know what you did?
You made our little town
feel big.

1213
01:07:07,193 --> 01:07:08,728
That's why
they're all in there.

1214
01:07:10,597 --> 01:07:12,432
That's why I was in there.

1215
01:07:21,908 --> 01:07:22,942
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

1216
01:07:28,948 --> 01:07:29,916
[CAR STARTS]

1217
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:31,551
He'll be okay.

1218
01:07:38,825 --> 01:07:41,561
You know why
I don't like to fish?

1219
01:07:42,796 --> 01:07:43,930
No.

1220
01:07:45,165 --> 01:07:49,200
The last time that I went,
I took him with me.

1221
01:07:49,102 --> 01:07:52,806
He was 16, 17.

1222
01:07:54,874 --> 01:08:00,814
And I started calculating
how fast the bobber was moving

1223
01:08:00,914 --> 01:08:03,917
so I can figure out
the speed of the current.

1224
01:08:05,685 --> 01:08:10,857
And then I hear him ask me,
"What do you think, Dad?"

1225
01:08:13,526 --> 01:08:17,764
And it was at that moment
that I realized

1226
01:08:17,864 --> 01:08:22,268
he was talking about
a girl that he liked.

1227
01:08:22,369 --> 01:08:23,670
And...Oh.

1228
01:08:24,871 --> 01:08:26,539
I had no idea.

1229
01:08:27,507 --> 01:08:28,708
You know, it's...

1230
01:08:29,876 --> 01:08:32,979
It's never been a gift.
It's been a trick.

1231
01:08:34,547 --> 01:08:36,349
Your brain tells you

1232
01:08:36,449 --> 01:08:40,754
that you see
what other's don't,

1233
01:08:40,854 --> 01:08:45,959
but in the end,
you're just seeing less.

1234
01:08:50,764 --> 01:08:52,132
Uh...

1235
01:08:52,232 --> 01:08:55,735
I think I'll walk
home tonight.

1236
01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:05,645
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1237
01:09:10,784 --> 01:09:14,320
All right, guys, it's gonna be
a big one. It's all of us now,
so make it count.

1238
01:09:14,421 --> 01:09:15,889
Go, go, go.

1239
01:09:19,526 --> 01:09:21,270
Roll down's this weekend.

1240
01:09:23,630 --> 01:09:25,498
Mmm-hmm. I know.

1241
01:09:36,543 --> 01:09:38,545
I'm just trying to do
the right thing.

1242
01:09:38,645 --> 01:09:42,982
Oh, you always do.
I love that about you.

1243
01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:46,586
And that's why everyone
in town trusts you to
take a chance.

1244
01:09:47,821 --> 01:09:50,757
The one thing I have
never seen you do

1245
01:09:50,857 --> 01:09:54,394
is give up on a problem
before you find a solution.

1246
01:09:54,494 --> 01:09:56,620
What do you mean?

1247
01:09:56,162 --> 01:10:00,367
Well, you've calculated
Tyler's threat, and the
value of the game,

1248
01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:05,438
but binomial distribution
doesn't consider the third
factor.

1249
01:10:05,538 --> 01:10:09,142
That as long as you and I have
each other, we are not
afraid to be stupid.

1250
01:10:10,143 --> 01:10:11,144
[LAUGHS]

1251
01:10:13,113 --> 01:10:14,514
You're batshit crazy.

1252
01:10:14,614 --> 01:10:16,616
[MARGE LAUGHS]

1253
01:10:21,454 --> 01:10:23,230
JERRY: Oh, there's Steve.

1254
01:10:23,123 --> 01:10:24,157
[HORN HONKING]

1255
01:10:25,492 --> 01:10:27,594
We're heading
to Massachusetts.

1256
01:10:27,694 --> 01:10:31,731
Ha-ha! I see you!
Go get 'em, boy!

1257
01:10:31,831 --> 01:10:34,100
[LAUGHS]

1258
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,802
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

1259
01:10:49,816 --> 01:10:55,210
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this!
Marge! Give me five.

1260
01:10:55,121 --> 01:10:58,692
[LAUGHS] Jerry!
You're a madman. Pound me.

1261
01:11:01,928 --> 01:11:03,630
I thought it was supposed to
be more without the split.

1262
01:11:03,730 --> 01:11:08,668
Did you check for
other claims?Yes. There was one.

1263
01:11:08,768 --> 01:11:11,370
Where?Sunderland.

1264
01:11:11,137 --> 01:11:12,739
Shit!

1265
01:11:12,839 --> 01:11:15,642
He called your bluff, okay?
There's nothing
we can do but accept it.

1266
01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:17,677
If there's a roll down,
he's going to play.

1267
01:11:18,845 --> 01:11:21,614
Unless we create
the roll down.What?

1268
01:11:21,715 --> 01:11:23,683
It takes weeks for
a roll down, right?

1269
01:11:23,783 --> 01:11:26,353
I mean, WinFall takes
in 100 grand a day,

1270
01:11:26,486 --> 01:11:29,122
and then when it hits two
million, we know a roll down
is coming in,

1271
01:11:29,222 --> 01:11:32,392
and everybody starts betting,
and Benjamin Button gets
in his truck.

1272
01:11:32,525 --> 01:11:36,629
But if we create a roll down
when nobody expects it,
we take it all.

1273
01:11:36,730 --> 01:11:38,531
We squeeze the other
players out.

1274
01:11:38,631 --> 01:11:40,700
We use our hack
to track the pot,

1275
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,370
we wait for it to hit
a million before a drawing,

1276
01:11:43,503 --> 01:11:46,406
and then we bet a million
in one day. I mean,
we own the game.

1277
01:11:46,539 --> 01:11:49,342
And where do
we get $1 million?

1278
01:11:52,812 --> 01:11:55,749
As you can see
by our returns, it works.

1279
01:11:55,849 --> 01:11:58,318
And with more capital,
we can control the game.

1280
01:11:58,418 --> 01:11:59,986
Is your dad in on this?

1281
01:12:00,653 --> 01:12:02,689
No. He... Um...

1282
01:12:02,789 --> 01:12:05,125
Thinks you're
going to college?

1283
01:12:05,225 --> 01:12:07,861
He thinks I'm studying
to be a lawyer, like him.

1284
01:12:07,961 --> 01:12:11,698
But last time I checked, my
father never made $1 million
in a night.

1285
01:12:15,535 --> 01:12:17,137
We have 14 hours
to pull this off.

1286
01:12:17,237 --> 01:12:19,639
Get to your location and don't
leave until you print
all your tickets.

1287
01:12:19,739 --> 01:12:22,976
Some locations might push back
on printing all day, but
do not let them.

1288
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,110
They work for us.

1289
01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:25,211
Let's ride.

1290
01:12:25,311 --> 01:12:26,279
GIRL: Yes!BOY 1: Whoo!

1291
01:12:27,247 --> 01:12:28,214
BOY 2: Yeah.

1292
01:12:29,916 --> 01:12:33,353
Hey. What happens
if somebody wins the jackpot

1293
01:12:33,453 --> 01:12:35,789
and we lose $1 million?

1294
01:12:35,889 --> 01:12:38,925
Beyond dropping out
of school because I blew
my entire tuition?

1295
01:12:40,293 --> 01:12:42,295
I think one of those investors
might actually kill me.

1296
01:12:42,395 --> 01:12:44,397
JERRY: Ooh.

1297
01:12:44,497 --> 01:12:46,933
You all right?JERRY: Yeah, I got it.

1298
01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,690
Oh. Okay.

1299
01:12:51,710 --> 01:12:52,172
I got the key.

1300
01:12:52,272 --> 01:12:53,406
[HORN HONKING]

1301
01:12:53,506 --> 01:12:54,908
What the heck?

1302
01:12:56,142 --> 01:12:57,243
MARGE: Oh.

1303
01:12:57,344 --> 01:12:58,745
BILL: Hey!

1304
01:12:59,746 --> 01:13:00,814
We missed it!

1305
01:13:00,914 --> 01:13:03,516
What, someone actually
hit all six numbers?

1306
01:13:03,650 --> 01:13:04,884
No. No. It rolled down.

1307
01:13:04,984 --> 01:13:07,387
No, that's impossible.
It's only the second week.

1308
01:13:07,487 --> 01:13:09,289
It never rolls down
before three.

1309
01:13:09,389 --> 01:13:11,691
It rolled down last night,
and we missed it.

1310
01:13:15,128 --> 01:13:17,697
The Harvard group
triggered it on their own.

1311
01:13:17,797 --> 01:13:19,466
MARGE: How would they know
how much to bet?

1312
01:13:19,599 --> 01:13:21,668
The lottery doesn't post
the amount...

1313
01:13:21,768 --> 01:13:23,336
Well, they knew.

1314
01:13:24,337 --> 01:13:25,338
Jerry?

1315
01:13:27,974 --> 01:13:29,342
Where are you going, Jerry?

1316
01:13:31,611 --> 01:13:33,790
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]Jerry!

1317
01:14:05,545 --> 01:14:08,782
TYLER: It's on the freakin'
news. The lottery didn't even
see it coming.

1318
01:14:08,882 --> 01:14:10,850
This is so epic.[ERIC LAUGHS]

1319
01:14:13,153 --> 01:14:14,254
Hey, Jerry.

1320
01:14:14,354 --> 01:14:16,289
What, did you come ridin' in
on your tractor

1321
01:14:16,389 --> 01:14:17,791
to come give me a whoopin'?

1322
01:14:17,891 --> 01:14:20,193
Believe me, I wanted to.

1323
01:14:21,795 --> 01:14:23,329
Part of me still does.

1324
01:14:25,699 --> 01:14:29,602
But then on
the long drive here,

1325
01:14:29,736 --> 01:14:33,239
well, most of that just,
poof, went away.

1326
01:14:33,340 --> 01:14:36,976
And I realized that I wasn't
really angry at you.

1327
01:14:37,677 --> 01:14:39,479
I'm disappointed.

1328
01:14:39,579 --> 01:14:41,181
Aw, you're disappointed in me?

1329
01:14:41,281 --> 01:14:43,483
No, not you.
You're insignificant.

1330
01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:49,989
No, I was disappointed that
I let a selfish kid like you
get to me. Huh.

1331
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:53,326
I was always good with math,

1332
01:14:53,426 --> 01:14:58,865
but it took a long time for me
to figure people out.

1333
01:14:58,965 --> 01:15:02,569
So, tell us, Jerry,
what did you figure out?

1334
01:15:02,702 --> 01:15:05,905
That the solution
isn't numbers.

1335
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:11,811
You told me that I was playing
the lottery because I had
nothing else.

1336
01:15:11,911 --> 01:15:19,352
But the reason you won't share
the pot is because you have
nothing else.

1337
01:15:19,452 --> 01:15:23,890
You think being the smartest
guy in the room is all
that matters.

1338
01:15:23,990 --> 01:15:29,462
But it turns out
it's this room that matters.

1339
01:15:29,562 --> 01:15:34,334
All these bright, young people
helping you get rich.

1340
01:15:36,770 --> 01:15:39,873
How are you helping them?

1341
01:15:39,973 --> 01:15:43,410
Guess you haven't
run the math out on that, huh?

1342
01:15:43,510 --> 01:15:44,844
[STUDENTS MURMURING]

1343
01:15:45,578 --> 01:15:48,948
Anyway...my tractor's running.

1344
01:15:53,186 --> 01:15:55,288
I wish you all
the best of luck.

1345
01:15:59,693 --> 01:16:01,294
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1346
01:16:05,131 --> 01:16:07,967
What? Just get
back to counting.

1347
01:16:09,969 --> 01:16:14,841
If the Harvard team can
trigger a roll down,
they run the game.

1348
01:16:14,941 --> 01:16:16,476
So we trigger
our own roll down.

1349
01:16:16,576 --> 01:16:18,178
Yeah, we have enough cash.

1350
01:16:18,278 --> 01:16:19,379
No.Why?

1351
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:22,215
Because it's not fair
to the regular players.

1352
01:16:22,315 --> 01:16:23,983
He's right.
It's not who we are.

1353
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:25,218
But we're so close.

1354
01:16:25,318 --> 01:16:27,854
I mean, downtown is back,
the jazz fest is coming.

1355
01:16:27,954 --> 01:16:30,490
If we keep winning, we could
actually hire somebody
to play there.

1356
01:16:30,590 --> 01:16:31,791
You should get Steely Dan.

1357
01:16:31,891 --> 01:16:34,461
That is an amazing idea.
We should get Steely Dan.

1358
01:16:34,561 --> 01:16:36,429
We can't win if we can't play.

1359
01:16:36,529 --> 01:16:37,997
Well, this just sucks.

1360
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:41,368
The lottery isn't stopping us,
but a bunch of
college kids are?

1361
01:16:41,468 --> 01:16:44,904
Huh, that's a good point.What is? I wasn't
making a point.

1362
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:48,141
Why isn't the lottery
stopping them?

1363
01:16:48,241 --> 01:16:50,677
It's because they don't care.

1364
01:16:51,711 --> 01:16:52,979
Oh.

1365
01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:54,981
That could be our answer.

1366
01:17:00,553 --> 01:17:05,258
Always happy to meet
with our loyal players,
Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.

1367
01:17:05,358 --> 01:17:08,628
Oh, please. "Jerry
and Marge" is fine.

1368
01:17:09,696 --> 01:17:10,697
What can we help you with?

1369
01:17:10,830 --> 01:17:11,998
JERRY: So here's the thing.

1370
01:17:12,980 --> 01:17:15,969
The state lottery was losing
money a few years ago,

1371
01:17:16,690 --> 01:17:18,204
and hardly anybody
was winning the jackpot,

1372
01:17:18,304 --> 01:17:22,750
so Mega Millions
ate your lunch.

1373
01:17:22,175 --> 01:17:25,378
Then along comes WinFall,
and all that changes.

1374
01:17:25,478 --> 01:17:27,514
You folks made millions,

1375
01:17:27,614 --> 01:17:31,718
before you realized
there was a flaw in the math.

1376
01:17:32,686 --> 01:17:35,188
You probably
panicked at first,

1377
01:17:35,288 --> 01:17:38,158
because you knew that
once everybody saw it,

1378
01:17:38,258 --> 01:17:40,660
that the game would collapse.

1379
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:42,762
Except they didn't see it.

1380
01:17:42,896 --> 01:17:46,199
Only me and a few kids
from Harvard.

1381
01:17:46,299 --> 01:17:49,569
Which meant that we were
pushing millions
into the game,

1382
01:17:49,669 --> 01:17:52,706
and, boy, sent your profits
through the roof.

1383
01:17:54,274 --> 01:17:59,579
So, all of a sudden, your
mistake became your windfall.

1384
01:17:59,679 --> 01:18:00,980
I gave him that line.

1385
01:18:01,810 --> 01:18:03,450
Yeah, she sure did,
and it's a dandy.[ALL CHUCKLE]

1386
01:18:04,818 --> 01:18:06,553
So, what exactly do you want?

1387
01:18:06,653 --> 01:18:08,588
Transparency.

1388
01:18:08,688 --> 01:18:14,940
We'd like the website to show
the size of the jackpot.

1389
01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:17,697
That prevents any group
from forcing a roll down.

1390
01:18:18,832 --> 01:18:21,735
Makes it fair for anybody
who plays.

1391
01:18:21,835 --> 01:18:26,840
And we would like two
machines at the Liquor Hut
in Sunderland.

1392
01:18:26,973 --> 01:18:28,441
So we can be together.

1393
01:18:29,909 --> 01:18:31,711
These are our golden years.

1394
01:18:38,251 --> 01:18:39,652
We'll take care of it.

1395
01:18:40,587 --> 01:18:42,522
Yeah, we'll be making
another play soon.

1396
01:18:43,923 --> 01:18:47,594
That's great
to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.

1397
01:18:47,694 --> 01:18:49,429
He's wants to bring in
other partners from the firm.

1398
01:18:49,529 --> 01:18:51,197
Dude, we might not
ever need a real job.

1399
01:18:51,297 --> 01:18:52,999
They posted the jackpot.What?

1400
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:56,936
The lottery changed the
website. You can track
the jackpot online.

1401
01:18:57,370 --> 01:18:58,505
We can't roll it down anymore.

1402
01:18:58,605 --> 01:19:00,607
Shit. Shit.

1403
01:19:01,574 --> 01:19:04,310
All right, let's
break this guy.

1404
01:19:04,411 --> 01:19:06,146
He wants a war?
We'll give him one.

1405
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:08,748
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]

1406
01:19:08,848 --> 01:19:10,617
[MACHINES WHIRRING]

1407
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,458
You want some nachos?Uh, no.

1408
01:19:18,558 --> 01:19:19,759
Yeah, I'll try some.

1409
01:19:22,896 --> 01:19:24,531
You know, I'm good.

1410
01:19:35,241 --> 01:19:36,643
Where is everyone?
We're supposed to be betting.

1411
01:19:36,743 --> 01:19:41,470
Dude, it's over.
Nobody wants to do it anymore.

1412
01:19:41,147 --> 01:19:42,515
What? Why? We're winning.

1413
01:19:42,615 --> 01:19:45,185
No. We're ***holes.

1414
01:19:45,285 --> 01:19:47,487
And that doesn't work
for anybody but you.

1415
01:19:49,322 --> 01:19:51,691
Fine. I'll do it on my own.

1416
01:19:55,562 --> 01:19:56,529
[DOOR SLAMS]

1417
01:19:58,131 --> 01:19:59,632
[MACHINE WHIRRING]

1418
01:20:08,842 --> 01:20:10,543
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1419
01:20:11,878 --> 01:20:13,313
GIRL 1: It's gonna be insane.

1420
01:20:13,913 --> 01:20:15,315
GIRL 2: Crazy.

1421
01:20:15,415 --> 01:20:17,617
BOY 1: I told you
we should have...

1422
01:20:17,717 --> 01:20:19,386
BOY 2: Did you get
the pretzels?GIRL 3: Yeah.

1423
01:20:23,623 --> 01:20:25,892
This just came for you.Thank you.

1424
01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,660
Oh. Finally.

1425
01:20:28,862 --> 01:20:30,130
Paycheck?

1426
01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:32,665
[SCOFFS] Like I'd get
excited about that.

1427
01:20:32,766 --> 01:20:36,690
No. State lottery commission.

1428
01:20:36,169 --> 01:20:37,570
They don't want
to talk to me,

1429
01:20:37,670 --> 01:20:40,807
but anybody that wins
above 60,000 is in
the public record.

1430
01:20:40,907 --> 01:20:42,609
You just have to
submit a request.

1431
01:20:42,709 --> 01:20:46,880
Which I did, for every drawing
in the last six months.

1432
01:20:47,947 --> 01:20:51,551
Gerald Selbee,
every three weeks.

1433
01:20:54,587 --> 01:20:55,522
Mmm-hmm.

1434
01:20:56,322 --> 01:20:57,691
MARTIN: Tyler Langford.

1435
01:20:59,793 --> 01:21:00,894
Same drawings.

1436
01:21:01,961 --> 01:21:03,329
There's another one.

1437
01:21:05,699 --> 01:21:07,367
Huh.

1438
01:21:07,467 --> 01:21:12,105
Tyler Langford.
Tyler Langford.

1439
01:21:12,205 --> 01:21:15,208
Okay, Tyler Langford,
I see you.

1440
01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:21,810
Best euro I've ever spent.

1441
01:21:21,181 --> 01:21:22,682
Thanks, Raj.RAJ: Thank you.

1442
01:21:22,782 --> 01:21:23,783
Okay, girl.

1443
01:21:28,722 --> 01:21:30,190
Darn!JERRY: Whoa!

1444
01:21:30,290 --> 01:21:31,858
Try one more time, sweetheart.

1445
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:33,460
Like a kangaroo.[JERRY LAUGHS]

1446
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,862
Hey, would you
hand me a 10 mil?Yeah.

1447
01:21:37,731 --> 01:21:39,265
Ten mil.

1448
01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:41,301
Here you go.Thank you.

1449
01:21:41,401 --> 01:21:43,169
You won't even buy
yourself a new truck?

1450
01:21:43,269 --> 01:21:44,871
Nah. This one works.

1451
01:21:44,971 --> 01:21:46,272
Does it?

1452
01:21:46,373 --> 01:21:49,376
Not all the time. But I think
that's why I like it.

1453
01:21:49,476 --> 01:21:50,443
Hmm.

1454
01:21:51,244 --> 01:21:52,512
You know what?

1455
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:54,981
I did buy this.

1456
01:21:55,915 --> 01:21:57,584
[CHUCKLES]

1457
01:22:00,954 --> 01:22:06,359
I counted nickels with you
because it was something
I understood.

1458
01:22:08,461 --> 01:22:12,198
I didn't know a better way
to spend time with you.

1459
01:22:12,298 --> 01:22:14,300
I just knew that I wanted to.

1460
01:22:19,406 --> 01:22:20,874
You know how it works?

1461
01:22:20,974 --> 01:22:25,445
Well, I assume you create
spin, which gives it
a third axis,

1462
01:22:25,545 --> 01:22:28,848
so that the wind can
offset the gravity.

1463
01:22:30,483 --> 01:22:32,552
Yeah, that's it.
Just like that.

1464
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:36,756
Wanna test that theory?

1465
01:22:36,856 --> 01:22:37,891
All right.

1466
01:22:37,991 --> 01:22:39,559
Fingers on the laces.Yeah.

1467
01:22:42,462 --> 01:22:43,863
Oh, well.Not bad.

1468
01:22:43,963 --> 01:22:46,833
I'll work it out.I know you will.

1469
01:22:48,234 --> 01:22:50,537
Oh, that's it.MAYA: Mr. Selbee?

1470
01:22:51,404 --> 01:22:53,606
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1471
01:22:55,410 --> 01:22:58,812
I'd like to ask you
some questions about
GS Investment Strategies.

1472
01:23:00,980 --> 01:23:07,420
So, you and your wife count
tickets in a hotel room
for 11 days?

1473
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:08,555
Yup.

1474
01:23:08,922 --> 01:23:10,323
[CHUCKLES]

1475
01:23:10,423 --> 01:23:13,260
That's so much work.

1476
01:23:14,894 --> 01:23:16,296
Mmm.

1477
01:23:16,396 --> 01:23:18,798
It doesn't seem like work.

1478
01:23:18,898 --> 01:23:20,900
I've worked all my life.

1479
01:23:21,768 --> 01:23:23,503
This is different.

1480
01:23:24,938 --> 01:23:26,906
This is very different.

1481
01:23:41,121 --> 01:23:42,956
You send it in yet?

1482
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,580
They helped their entire town.

1483
01:23:46,126 --> 01:23:47,594
The flaw isn't the story.

1484
01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:49,829
Well, this can't be
a puff piece.

1485
01:23:50,397 --> 01:23:51,698
I need a headline.

1486
01:24:02,342 --> 01:24:04,778
[ENGINE STOPS]Ah.

1487
01:24:04,878 --> 01:24:10,830
[SIGHS] well, we do well on
this one, we won't need
the game anymore.

1488
01:24:10,183 --> 01:24:11,418
You know, I was thinking,

1489
01:24:11,518 --> 01:24:13,787
if we're going to have
a fund for the town,

1490
01:24:13,887 --> 01:24:16,189
managing it, it's gonna be
a full-time job.

1491
01:24:16,322 --> 01:24:18,158
Well...

1492
01:24:18,291 --> 01:24:22,962
Hey, you think we can get
one of those offices downtown,
like Steve's?

1493
01:24:23,630 --> 01:24:24,631
[SNICKERS]What?

1494
01:24:24,731 --> 01:24:26,633
I already got us one
right next to his.

1495
01:24:26,733 --> 01:24:28,301
You did? [LAUGHS]Yes!

1496
01:24:28,401 --> 01:24:31,604
In fact, his Corvette is
actually in one of
our parking spots.

1497
01:24:31,705 --> 01:24:33,707
JERRY: Well, we'll have to
take care of that.

1498
01:24:33,807 --> 01:24:36,309
MARGE: What?They're moving out
the WinFall machine.

1499
01:24:36,409 --> 01:24:37,811
Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!

1500
01:24:40,347 --> 01:24:44,217
Hey. Bill! Bill,
what happened?

1501
01:24:44,351 --> 01:24:46,319
The lottery suspended
our license.

1502
01:24:46,419 --> 01:24:48,555
Why?You didn't see the article?

1503
01:24:52,759 --> 01:24:53,960
MARGE: Oh.

1504
01:25:02,402 --> 01:25:04,637
Hey, buddy. How's school?Uh, Dad.

1505
01:25:04,738 --> 01:25:06,740
What are you doing here?You're famous.

1506
01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:10,710
Great move, genius.

1507
01:25:10,810 --> 01:25:13,113
Let's go. Pack up your stuff.
You're coming home.

1508
01:25:14,314 --> 01:25:15,615
Now.

1509
01:25:18,418 --> 01:25:21,321
The high-volume betting
groups discovered a flaw
in the game

1510
01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:24,758
and took advantage of
it, to the tune of
millions of dollars.

1511
01:25:24,858 --> 01:25:27,494
Lottery officials expressed
their surprise
at the discovery

1512
01:25:27,594 --> 01:25:31,164
and announced they will phase
out the game after
tonight's drawing.

1513
01:25:31,264 --> 01:25:32,966
Moving on to our next...[TV STOPS]

1514
01:25:33,660 --> 01:25:37,700
The last roll down was today.
You could've gotten
your final win.

1515
01:25:39,673 --> 01:25:43,510
Yes. But even if
we found a place to bet,

1516
01:25:43,610 --> 01:25:45,779
it wouldn't have
felt the same.

1517
01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:49,449
[MARGE GRUNTS]

1518
01:25:49,549 --> 01:25:52,118
It was more than
just a game to him.

1519
01:25:56,856 --> 01:26:00,160
He finally got to use his gift
to connect to people.

1520
01:26:01,695 --> 01:26:03,129
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

1521
01:26:05,565 --> 01:26:07,000
[SIGHS]

1522
01:26:07,834 --> 01:26:09,690
[HONKING]

1523
01:26:10,970 --> 01:26:11,938
Jerry!

1524
01:26:13,730 --> 01:26:14,174
What?

1525
01:26:14,274 --> 01:26:15,542
The shareholders
are having a meeting tonight

1526
01:26:15,642 --> 01:26:18,111
and were wondering if
you could stop by.

1527
01:26:18,211 --> 01:26:19,446
Are they upset?

1528
01:26:19,546 --> 01:26:21,581
If I told you that,
you wouldn't come.

1529
01:26:24,751 --> 01:26:27,187
JERRY: I tried to answer
all their questions
in the newsletter.

1530
01:26:27,287 --> 01:26:29,322
I don't think they know
how to open the newsletter.

1531
01:26:29,456 --> 01:26:31,624
Well, they don't have to
worry about anything.

1532
01:26:31,725 --> 01:26:33,560
We didn't break any laws.

1533
01:26:36,830 --> 01:26:40,667
Holy... It's jazz fest?What?

1534
01:26:40,767 --> 01:26:43,236
MAN: Jerry! Marge!JERRY: Huh.

1535
01:26:44,170 --> 01:26:46,600
MAN: Yeah!

1536
01:26:48,141 --> 01:26:49,509
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

1537
01:26:49,609 --> 01:26:51,211
BILL: Come on!

1538
01:26:51,311 --> 01:26:52,812
Let's do this!

1539
01:26:57,350 --> 01:27:00,320
Yeah! Okay, right?

1540
01:27:00,453 --> 01:27:02,756
Jer and Marge!

1541
01:27:02,856 --> 01:27:06,659
How did you...
We missed the final play.

1542
01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,940
Oh, no, we did not.

1543
01:27:08,194 --> 01:27:10,697
Yeah, everybody took a store,
Dad. All across the state.

1544
01:27:10,797 --> 01:27:12,532
We had a bus and everything.

1545
01:27:12,632 --> 01:27:14,300
What?Oh.

1546
01:27:14,434 --> 01:27:15,735
You didn't have to do that.

1547
01:27:15,835 --> 01:27:17,871
You did it for us.
Why wouldn't we do it for you?

1548
01:27:17,971 --> 01:27:21,141
And don't worry, we left
you two the counting part.

1549
01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:23,977
[JERRY LAUGHS]

1550
01:27:26,790 --> 01:27:27,847
Hey, Raj!

1551
01:27:27,947 --> 01:27:30,830
I would help,
but, uh, I can't count.

1552
01:27:30,183 --> 01:27:33,920
HOWARD: Yes, you can.I can count. I just don't like
to count.

1553
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:37,230
This town isn't just a
newspaper article, Jerry.
It's all of us.

1554
01:27:37,123 --> 01:27:39,392
And you brought this town
back from the dead

1555
01:27:39,526 --> 01:27:42,996
when nobody else could,
because you don't think
we're just numbers.

1556
01:27:45,331 --> 01:27:46,766
No. No.

1557
01:27:47,367 --> 01:27:48,735
You're family.

1558
01:27:49,936 --> 01:27:51,370
ANNOUNCER OVER MICROPHONE:
Ladies and gentlemen,

1559
01:27:51,137 --> 01:27:56,576
please put your hands together
for Tori Kelly!

1560
01:27:56,676 --> 01:28:01,848
♪ Stars shining bright
Above you

1561
01:28:01,948 --> 01:28:06,853
♪ Night breezes seem
To whisper "I love you..."

1562
01:28:06,953 --> 01:28:08,121
Shall we?

1563
01:28:08,221 --> 01:28:09,589
It is jazz fest.

1564
01:28:09,689 --> 01:28:11,991
♪ Birds singing in the
Sycamore tree

1565
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:16,763
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1566
01:28:18,164 --> 01:28:23,203
♪ Say nighty-night
And kiss me

1567
01:28:23,303 --> 01:28:28,808
♪ Just hold me tight
And tell me you'll miss me

1568
01:28:28,908 --> 01:28:33,313
♪ While I'm alone and blue
As can be

1569
01:28:33,413 --> 01:28:37,317
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1570
01:28:39,219 --> 01:28:44,257
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear...

1571
01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:47,794
Hey, Steve.Hey, Rhoda.

1572
01:28:47,894 --> 01:28:50,663
Hey, you know, I've been
working on that
Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you.

1573
01:28:50,764 --> 01:28:51,831
I got some great rates.

1574
01:28:51,931 --> 01:28:54,467
Ooh. That's exciting.
Thank you.Yeah.

1575
01:28:54,601 --> 01:28:56,369
Yeah, sure.

1576
01:28:56,469 --> 01:28:59,773
Um, do you want to dance?

1577
01:28:59,873 --> 01:29:03,343
Um, yeah. I mean, do you?

1578
01:29:03,443 --> 01:29:05,679
Yes. That's why I asked.

1579
01:29:05,779 --> 01:29:09,883
Right. That does make sense.[CHUCKLES] Yeah.

1580
01:29:10,650 --> 01:29:11,751
Okay.

1581
01:29:11,851 --> 01:29:16,890
♪ But in your dreams
Whatever they be

1582
01:29:16,189 --> 01:29:20,360
♪ Dream a little dream
Of me...

1583
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:25,310
How badly do you want to go
and just count all
those tickets?

1584
01:29:25,131 --> 01:29:26,466
Mmm.

1585
01:29:26,599 --> 01:29:30,300
JERRY: It's taking everything
in me not to do it right now.

1586
01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:32,939
I'm going to miss it.Yeah, yeah.

1587
01:29:34,207 --> 01:29:35,308
Me, too.

1588
01:29:36,242 --> 01:29:37,344
[EXHALES]

1589
01:29:37,444 --> 01:29:41,281
I kinda wish we'd won
the jackpot. Just once.

1590
01:29:42,716 --> 01:29:45,885
I won the jackpot
before we ever started.

1591
01:29:45,985 --> 01:29:51,458
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear

1592
01:29:51,591 --> 01:29:56,290
♪ Still craving your kiss...

1593
01:29:56,129 --> 01:29:58,665
BILL: Jerry and Marge
dissolved our betting group

1594
01:29:58,765 --> 01:30:01,835
when the WinFall game
was phased out.

1595
01:30:01,935 --> 01:30:05,905
They used most of their
lottery winnings to start
a construction loan business

1596
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:08,141
for the town of Evart.

1597
01:30:08,241 --> 01:30:09,843
Like many of their friends
and neighbors,

1598
01:30:09,943 --> 01:30:13,413
they also put their
children and grandchildren
through school.

1599
01:30:14,614 --> 01:30:18,918
I myself invested
in a very luxurious man cave.

1600
01:30:19,190 --> 01:30:20,487
Whoo! Ah!

1601
01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:23,923
BILL: Jerry did finally
give in and buy himself
a new truck,

1602
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:26,226
which was actually
slightly used,

1603
01:30:26,326 --> 01:30:29,229
because he calculated
that was a smarter purchase.

1604
01:30:29,329 --> 01:30:30,730
And he would know.

1605
01:30:30,830 --> 01:30:37,437
His lottery calculation won
a grand total of $27 million.

1606
01:30:37,537 --> 01:30:39,706
Okay, let's go count.

1607
01:30:39,806 --> 01:30:43,910
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1608
01:30:48,381 --> 01:30:49,949
He made how much?

1609
01:30:50,884 --> 01:30:54,540
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]