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[news anchor on radio]
The news never ends.

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This is 1080 GCR.

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You get all the news you need,
all day long.

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Good morning.

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It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on
this Thursday, October 15th.

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I'm Stan I. Brooks,
and here's what's happening.

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It's day 18
of the garbage strike,

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with 10,000 tons of garbage
piling up every day.

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Even the nicest sections
of the city

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are looking like slums.

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Health Commissioner
Edward O'Rourke is

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declaring a city-wide
state of emergency

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for the first time in decades.

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[O'Rourke] There's no need to
wait until somebody dies

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or comes down
with typhoid fever.

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It's already
a serious situation.

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[news anchor]
It's something that affects

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almost everyone in the city,

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no matter who they are
or where they live.

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[man 1 ] You can't go down
no one avenue

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without seeing nothing
but garbage and rats.

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[man 2] It's starting to
affect my business

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when customers can't get in here

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because of
the garbage situation.

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[woman 1 ] I'm not out that long
to smell it,

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but I think to look at it,
it's terrible.

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[man 3]
It don't affect me except

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for the very bad smell here.

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It's horrific.

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[woman 2] It's a mess.

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I've been in this country
for 50 years,

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and I've never seen
anything like it.

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What is this world coming to?

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[man 4] Put 'em in a room,

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let 'em sit there and talk
until they get it over with.

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24 hours, 48 hours,
how long it takes.

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[man 5] The idea of
the National Guard moving in

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and cleaning up is a good idea.

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[news anchor] In other news,

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the building industry
and landlords today

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expressed concern
over the latest

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increase in heating oil prices.

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Renters in the metro area

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are certain to feel the pinch...

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[grunts sadly]

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[upbeat music playing on piano]

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[people chattering and yelling]

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[car horns honking]

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[boy 1 ] Yo, what's up
with your shoes, bro?

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[boy 2] Nice outfit, pal.

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[boy 1 ] If you're gonna be
a clown, at least you could be

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a good one.
You know that, right?

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[Arthur] Hey! Hey!
[boy 3] Grab it!

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[boy 4] Go, go, go!

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[Arthur] Hey!

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[boy 2] He's coming!

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Come on, clown, let's go!
We've got the sign.

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[boy 2] Look at him running.
[boy 1 ] Let's go!

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Stop them!

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[boy 1 ] Go, go, go, go!
Watch the car, watch the car!

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[horns honking]
[laughs mockingly]

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[boy 1 ] Where's your sign,
clown?

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[driver] Hey!
[yelps]

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[horns honking]

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[panting]

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[boy 1 ] Go, clown! Come on!

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Stop them!

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[boys shouting]

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Go! Come on!

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[Arthur] Stop them!

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Come on, run!

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Hey!

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You...

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[continues panting]

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[groans]
[boy 2] Oh, shit! Good hit.

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[boy 1 ] Come on!
Beat his *** up.

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Come on! This guy's weak.
He can't do nothing.

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Harder! Harder!

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Beat him up. Take his stuff.

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Let's go, let's go!
Come on. Let's go!

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[breathing heavily]

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[groans]

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[labored breathing]

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[strained laughing]

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[clears throat]

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[continues laughing]

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Ha!

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[chuckling]

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[laughing]

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[wheezes]

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[grunts]

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[laughing]

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[wheezes]

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[clears throat]

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[laughing tearfully]

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[Arthur chuckles]

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[Arthur sniffles]

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Is it just me,

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or is it getting crazier
out there?

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It is certainly tense.
Hmm.

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People are upset.

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They're struggling.
Looking for work.

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These are tough times.

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[exhales]

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How about you?

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Have you been keeping up
with your journal?

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Yes, ma'am.

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Great.

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Did you bring it with you?

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Arthur.

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Last time, I asked you
to bring your journal

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with you for these appointments.

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Can I see it?

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I've been using it as a journal,

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but also as a joke diary.

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Funny thoughts or observations.

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I think I told you

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I'm pursuing a career
in stand-up comedy.

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No, you didn't.

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I think I did.

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"I just hope my death makes
more sense than my life."

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[laughs]

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How does it feel to
have to come here?

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Does it help to
have someone to talk to?

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I think I felt better

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when I was locked up
in the hospital.

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And have you thought more about

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why you were locked up?

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[head thudding]

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Who knows?

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I was wondering
if you could ask the doctor

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to increase my medication.

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Arthur, you're on
seven different medications.

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Surely,
they must be doing something.

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I just don't want to
feel so bad anymore.

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[gasps]

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[laughing]

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Would you please
stop bothering my kid?

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I wasn't bothering him.
I was...

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Just stop.

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[Arthur laughing]

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What? You think that's funny?

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[continues laughing]

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[gagging]

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I'm sorry. I have a...
[laughing]

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I'm sorry.
[continues laughing]

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[woman exhales]

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[Arthur continues laughing]

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[music playing]

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[exhales]

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[Penny] Happy,
did you check the mail

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before you came up?

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Yeah, Mom.

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Nothing.

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[news anchor 1 on TV]
And finally, tonight,

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just when you thought
it couldn't get any worse,

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authorities are saying

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the city is under siege
by scores of rats.

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And not just any rats,

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but super rats,
who are hard to kill.

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He must not be
getting my letters.

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Yeah.

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It's Thomas Wayne, Mom.

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He's a busy man.

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Please. I worked
for that family for years.

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The least he could do
is write back.

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Here.
Don't get all worked up. Eat.

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You need to eat.

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You need to eat.
Look how skinny you are.

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[clears throat]

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[news anchor 1 ] Both victims
were taken to Gotham General.

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[news anchor 2] Sounds like

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the city needs to
find the Pied Piper.

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He'll make a great mayor.
Everybody says so.

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Oh, yeah. Everybody who?
Who do you talk to?

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Well, everybody on the news.

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He's the only one
who could save the city.

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He owes it to us.

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[theme music playing]
Come sit. It's starting.

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Yay, Murray.

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[announcer on TV] From
NCB Studios in Gotham City,

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it's Live with Murray Franklin!

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Tonight, Murray welcomes
Sandra Winger...

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Oh, Sandra Winger's on.

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And the piano stylings
of Yeldon and Chantel.

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Joining Murray, as always,

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Ellis Drane
and his jazz orchestra.

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And now, without further ado,

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Murray Franklin.

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[upbeat jazz music playing]
[audience cheering]

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[music ends]
[audience cheering loudly]

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Thank you.
[Arthur cheering]

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Thank you.

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We got a great-looking
audience tonight.

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Yeah!

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Wow. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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So, everybody's heard
about the super rats that

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are in Gotham now, right?
[audience] Yeah.

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Well, today, the mayor said
he has a solution.

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You ready for this?

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Super cats.

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[all laughing]

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But in all seriousness,
I mean, these rats are...

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[Arthur] I love you, Murray!

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[audience chuckling]

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I love you, too.

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[all laughing]

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Hey, Bobby,
would you put the lights on?

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Who is that?

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Was that you?
You wanna stand up, please?

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Stand up for me.

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Go ahead.

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What's your name?

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Hi, Murray. Arthur.

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Arthur?
My name's Arthur.

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Oh, okay. Well, there's
something special about you,

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Arthur, I could tell.

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Where are you from?

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I live right here in the city

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with my [stammers] mother.
[audience laughing]

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[Murray] Okay, hold on.
Hold on.

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There's nothing funny
about that.

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I lived with my mother before
I made it. Just me and her.

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I'm that kid whose father went
out for a pack of cigarettes,

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and he never came back.

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[audience] Aww.

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[Arthur] I know
what that's like, Murray.

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I've been the man of the house
for as long as I can remember.

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I take good care of my mother.

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All that sacrifice,
she must love you very much.

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She does.

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She always tells me to smile
and put on a happy face.

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She says I was put here
to spread joy and laughter.

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[audience] Aww.

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Wow.

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I like that. I like that
a lot. Come on down.

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Come on. For that,
you gotta come down.

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[audience cheering]
Come on! Come on.

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[upbeat jazz music playing]

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Come on.

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[audience cheering loudly]

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Okay, we got a big show
tonight. Stay tuned.

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We'll be right back.

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That was great, Arthur.
Thank you.

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I mean, I loved hearing
what you had to say.

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It made my day.

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Thanks, Murray.

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You see all this,
the lights, the show,

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the audience, all that stuff?

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I'd give it all up
in a heartbeat

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to have a kid like you.

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[stretching shoe]

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[indistinct chattering]
[music playing on radio]

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[sighs]

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[Randall] What's up, ladies?
Hey, Randall. What's up?

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Another day in chuckle town.

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[man] Yup.

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You okay?

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I heard about
the beatdown you took.

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savages.

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It was just a bunch of kids.
I should have left it alone.

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No.

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00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,338
They'll take everything
from you if you do that.

265
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,839
All the crazy shit out there.

266
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,108
They're animals.
[chuckles]

267
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:20,880
You know what?

268
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,153
Here.

269
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,560
What is it?

270
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,624
Take it.

271
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,626
It's for you.

272
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,997
[chuckling]

273
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,330
[Randall] You gotta
protect yourself out there.

274
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,302
Otherwise,
you're gonna get ****ed.

275
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,710
Randall,

276
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,175
I'm not supposed to have a gun.

277
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,178
Don't sweat it, Art.

278
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,214
No one has to know.

279
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,716
And you can pay me back
some other time.

280
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,840
You know you're my boy.

281
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,220
[laughing]

282
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,321
[Gary] Arthur,

283
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,423
Hoyt wants to
see you in his office.

284
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,693
Hey, Gary. You know
what I've always wondered?

285
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,994
No idea.

286
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,996
Do you people call it
miniature golf

287
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,531
or is it just golf to you?

288
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,767
[Randall and Arthur laughing]

289
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,271
[man] Punch him in the,
Gary.

290
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:21,908
[laughing]

291
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,890
Hello, Hoyt.

292
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,559
Gary said you wanted to see me.

293
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,629
How's the comedy career?
Are you a famous stand-up yet?

294
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,763
Not quite.

295
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,660
Just been
working on my material.

296
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,134
No, don't sit.
This'll be quick.

297
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,803
Look, I like you, Arthur.

298
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,404
You know, a lot of the guys,

299
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,139
they think you're a freak,
but I like you.

300
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,642
I don't even know
why I like you.

301
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,944
But I got another complaint.

302
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,448
It's starting to piss me off.
Kenny's Music.

303
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,450
The guy said you disappeared.

304
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,984
Never even returned his sign.

305
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,654
Because I got jumped.

306
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,756
Didn't you hear?

307
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,658
For a sign?

308
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,993
That's bullshit.
It doesn't even make sense.

309
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,129
Just get him his sign back.

310
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,665
He's going out of business,
for God's sake, Arthur.

311
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,633
Why would I keep his sign?

312
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,570
How the do I know?
Why does anybody do anything?

313
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:26,840
If you don't return the sign,

314
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,750
I gotta take it
out of your paycheck.

315
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,277
Are we clear?

316
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,582
Listen, I'm trying to help you.

317
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,684
Okay? And I'll tell you
something else.

318
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,252
The other guys,

319
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,154
they don't feel comfortable
around you, Arthur,

320
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,189
because people
think you're weird.

321
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,192
Okay? And I can't
have that around me.

322
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,694
[Hoyt continues indistinctly]

323
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,340
[grunting]

324
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,868
[elevator bell dings]

325
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:32,572
[jabbing buttons]

326
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:37,430
[Sophie] Wait, wait, wait.

327
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,211
Wait.

328
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,582
Thank you.

329
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,503
[GiGi giggles]

330
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,207
This building is so awful,
isn't it?

331
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,544
This building is so awful,
right, Mommy?

332
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,114
Yes, we can hear you, GiGi.

333
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,616
It's so awful, Mommy.

334
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,251
[imitates gunshot]

335
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,352
Right, Mommy?

336
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,225
[elevator bell dings]

337
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,795
Good night.
[GiGi] This building's

338
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,163
so awful, isn't it?
Mmm-hmm.

339
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:32,298
[baby crying]
[man shouting]

340
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,636
Hey.

341
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:39,439
[imitates gunshot]

342
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,377
Come on.

343
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,118
[upbeat music playing]

344
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,120
[door closes]

345
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,957
The moon is a silver dollar

346
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,610
Shining up in the sky

347
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,663
That's the dream we can buy...

348
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,980
[Arthur] Look up.
[Penny] Mmm.

349
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,233
Maybe the mailman's
throwing them away.

350
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,270
Mom, why are these letters
so important to you?

351
00:21:11,171 --> 00:21:12,472
What do you think he's gonna do?

352
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,907
He's gonna help us.

353
00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:18,978
But you worked for him,
what, 30 years ago?

354
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,140
Why would he help us?

355
00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:23,783
Because Thomas Wayne
is a good man.

356
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,253
If he knew how we were living,

357
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,857
if he saw this place,
it would make him sick.

358
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,928
I can't explain it to you
any better than that.

359
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,665
I don't want you worrying
about money, Mom.

360
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,134
Or me.

361
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,769
Everybody's telling me

362
00:21:42,836 --> 00:21:45,472
that my stand-up's
ready for the big clubs.

363
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,275
But, Happy, what makes you
think you could do that?

364
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,478
What do you mean?
I mean...

365
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,948
Don't you have to be funny
to be a comedian?

366
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,785
[men on TV singing]

367
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:07,961
[men vocalizing]

368
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,746
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom

369
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,182
The world is in a mess

370
00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:31,551
With politics and taxes
And people grinding axes

371
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,819
There's no happiness

372
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:33,887
[Arthur imitates gunshot]

373
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,356
Happiness is not a riddle

374
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,225
When I'm listening to that
Big bass fiddle

375
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,940
[men vocalizing]

376
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,572
Slap that bass
Slap it till its dizzy

377
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:55,800
Slap that bass
Keep the rhythm busy

378
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,877
Zoom, zoom, zoom
Misery, you've got to go...

379
00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,846
Hey, what's your name?

380
00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:02,480
Arthur.

381
00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:06,286
Hey, Arthur,
you're a really good dancer.

382
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,121
I know.

383
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,924
You know who's not?
Him.

384
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:15,895
[increases volume]

385
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,465
[Penny] Happy, what was that?
Are you okay?

386
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:19,699
[Arthur] Mom, what?

387
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,968
[Penny] That noise!
Did you hear that noise?

388
00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:24,404
I'm watching an old war movie!

389
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,720
[Penny] Turn it down!

390
00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:27,574
Um...
[men continue singing]

391
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,114
Sorry, Mom.

392
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,216
[children chattering]

393
00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:43,623
[indistinct conversation]

394
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:47,961
You good?

395
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,167
[indistinct conversation]

396
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:40,146
[car horn honks]

397
00:24:52,392 --> 00:24:53,893
[audience laughing]

398
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,864
It's nice to see these couples
out at my show.

399
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:01,340
I have a wife.
We love to role-play.

400
00:25:01,134 --> 00:25:03,837
[audience] Ooh!
Yes, yes, very ***y.

401
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,505
My favorite one right now is

402
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,641
professor and senior
who really needs

403
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,430
to pass my class to graduate.

404
00:25:10,143 --> 00:25:11,144
[audience laughing]

405
00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:12,479
Yes.
[audience whooping]

406
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,315
So, I'll tell you how I operate.

407
00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:16,583
I'm a professor at

408
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,184
a prestigious
New England university...

409
00:25:18,218 --> 00:25:19,486
[Arthur laughing]

410
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:23,590
And my wife is a senior
in my "Intro To Western Civ."

411
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,191
[audience laughing]

412
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:26,826
I know. I know.

413
00:25:27,394 --> 00:25:30,163
Why is she a senior in the
intro? I didn't buy it either.

414
00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:33,990
So, she comes to me
during my office hours.

415
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,200
[Arthur laughing]

416
00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:35,869
It's Monday and Wednesday,
three to five.

417
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,238
She says,
"Excuse me, Professor Lewis."

418
00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:40,340
I can't use my real last name
at this college

419
00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,420
'cause they don't hire Jews.

420
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,777
[audience laughing]

421
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,111
It's something I'll address

422
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,846
once I have tenure,
but for now...

423
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,182
She says,
"Excuse me, Professor Lewis,

424
00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:50,550
I think I might be
in danger of failing

425
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,785
your 'Intro to Western Civ, '

426
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,860
and I just want you to know

427
00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:54,921
I'm willing to do
anything to pass."

428
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:59,125
And I said, "Anything?"
And she said... [moans]

429
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:51,678
[Arthur chuckles]

430
00:26:58,818 --> 00:26:59,953
[doorbell buzzing]

431
00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:07,927
[Arthur] Oh, hey.
Hey.

432
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,463
Were you following me today?

433
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,769
Yeah.

434
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,472
I thought that was you.

435
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,709
I was hoping you'd come in
and rob the place.

436
00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:26,312
I have a gun.

437
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,114
I could come by tomorrow.

438
00:27:29,449 --> 00:27:30,450
[chuckles]

439
00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:33,190
You're so funny, Arthur.

440
00:27:35,288 --> 00:27:36,556
Yeah.

441
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:39,225
You know, I do stand-up comedy.

442
00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:42,162
You should maybe
come see a show sometime.

443
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,197
I could do that.

444
00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:45,498
Yeah?

445
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,467
Yeah. You'll let me know when?

446
00:27:47,634 --> 00:27:48,635
Yeah.

447
00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,744
[man singing] If you're happy
and you know it

448
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,120
Wiggle your ears

449
00:27:59,790 --> 00:28:00,800
[chorus] Wiggle your ears

450
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,382
[all] If you're happy
and you know it

451
00:28:02,482 --> 00:28:04,718
Wiggle your ears

452
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:07,153
If you're happy and you know it

453
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,322
And you really want to show it

454
00:28:09,489 --> 00:28:11,491
If you're happy and you know it

455
00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:12,692
Wiggle your ears

456
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:16,620
If you're happy and you know it

457
00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:18,598
Stomp your feet

458
00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,700
If you're happy and you know it

459
00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:23,690
Stomp your feet

460
00:28:23,236 --> 00:28:25,438
If you're happy and you know it

461
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,674
And you really want to show it

462
00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,943
If you're happy and you know it

463
00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:31,277
Stomp your feet

464
00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:34,180
If you're happy and you know it

465
00:28:34,247 --> 00:28:35,682
[Arthur yelps]
Shout "hurray"

466
00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:37,170
Shout "hurray"

467
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,850
If you're happy and you know it

468
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,587
Shout "hurray"

469
00:28:40,754 --> 00:28:41,821
Shout "hurray"
[child giggles]

470
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,289
If you're happy and you know it

471
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,580
[Arthur giggles]
And you really want to

472
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:49,195
Hoyt, please, I love this job.

473
00:28:49,362 --> 00:28:51,564
Arthur, I need to know why

474
00:28:51,631 --> 00:28:53,767
you brought a gun
into a kids' hospital.

475
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:56,903
It's a prop.
It's part of my act now.

476
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:58,905
That's bullshit. Bullshit.

477
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,141
What kind of clown
carries a gun?

478
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,276
Besides, Randall told me

479
00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:06,312
you tried to buy a .38
off him last week.

480
00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:07,547
Randall told you that?

481
00:29:07,714 --> 00:29:10,817
You're a, Arthur,
and a liar.

482
00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:12,850
You're fired!
[hangs up]

483
00:29:15,455 --> 00:29:16,456
[dial tone droning]

484
00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,446
[announcer on PA]
Jefferson Street.

485
00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:40,980
Next stop, Ninth Ave.

486
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,418
[man 1 ] I'm telling you,
she wanted my number.

487
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,586
We should've just stayed.

488
00:29:46,753 --> 00:29:49,422
[man 2] You're dreaming, man.
She wasn't interested at all.

489
00:29:49,589 --> 00:29:51,925
[man 1 ] Are you nuts? Did you
see how close we were dancing?

490
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,260
She was in love.

491
00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:54,728
She couldn't wait to
get away from you.

492
00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:57,163
Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy?
Tell him what you saw.

493
00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:01,835
[slurring drunkenly] Hey,
you want some French fries?

494
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,872
Hello?

495
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,341
Talking to you. Hey.

496
00:30:08,508 --> 00:30:10,430
[woman] No, thank you.

497
00:30:10,844 --> 00:30:12,450
[men laughing]

498
00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:14,280
You sure?

499
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,283
They're real good.

500
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,856
Don't ignore him.
He's being nice to you.

501
00:30:24,124 --> 00:30:25,225
Whoo...

502
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:26,826
[men laughing]

503
00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,630
[chuckles]

504
00:30:31,564 --> 00:30:32,866
[laughing continues]

505
00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:34,200
[Arthur laughing]

506
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,484
Is something funny.

507
00:30:52,886 --> 00:30:53,887
[gasping]

508
00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:55,588
[continues laughing]

509
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,570
*****!
[all jeer]

510
00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:02,162
[men snickering]

511
00:31:03,830 --> 00:31:06,833
[singing] Isn't it rich?

512
00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:10,103
Are we a pair?
[men laughing]

513
00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:15,241
Me here at last on the ground

514
00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:18,411
And you in mid-air

515
00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:21,581
Send in the clowns

516
00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:23,883
[Arthur continues laughing]

517
00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,520
Isn't it bliss?

518
00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:30,957
Don't you approve?

519
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:34,127
One who keeps tearing around

520
00:31:34,294 --> 00:31:37,130
And one who can't move

521
00:31:37,297 --> 00:31:40,467
Where are the clowns?

522
00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:44,371
There ought to be clowns

523
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:46,406
[both laughing]

524
00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:57,500
So, buddy, tell us,
what's so funny?

525
00:31:57,217 --> 00:31:58,818
Nothing. [laughing]

526
00:32:02,889 --> 00:32:04,157
I have... I have a condition.

527
00:32:04,891 --> 00:32:06,826
I'll tell you what you have,
you.

528
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:08,610
[men] Whoa!

529
00:32:10,497 --> 00:32:11,931
[Arthur] Please, stop!

530
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,934
[groans] We got a kicker, huh?

531
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,903
Hey, hold him steady.
Hold him steady.

532
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:21,740
Stay down, freak!

533
00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:23,443
[men grunting and laughing]

534
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,850
[gunshot]

535
00:32:34,754 --> 00:32:36,423
[screaming]

536
00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:41,461
Hey! [continues screaming]

537
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,331
[breathing heavily]

538
00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,283
[man continues screaming]

539
00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,850
[announcer on PA]
Ninth Avenue.

540
00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:06,286
Next stop, Hunter's Point.

541
00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:07,787
Hey!

542
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,662
Stand clear of
the closing doors.

543
00:33:17,697 --> 00:33:18,865
[man yelping]

544
00:33:29,242 --> 00:33:30,243
[groans]

545
00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:32,645
[man whimpering]

546
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,814
[breathing heavily]

547
00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:38,985
[man screams]

548
00:33:41,154 --> 00:33:42,155
[gun clicking]

549
00:33:49,950 --> 00:33:50,230
[panting]

550
00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:55,201
[ears ringing loudly]
Shit. Shit.

551
00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:34,541
[panting]

552
00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:15,709
[elevator bell dings]

553
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,808
[man 1 ] I read it was
a guy in full makeup.

554
00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:51,411
[man 2] No, it says right here
it was a mask.

555
00:36:51,578 --> 00:36:53,713
[man 1 ] Either way, I think
it's good for business.

556
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,216
They got clowns on the front
of every newspaper.

557
00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:57,584
Big man, what's the good word?

558
00:36:57,751 --> 00:36:58,752
[Gary] Hey.

559
00:36:59,252 --> 00:37:01,221
["My Name Is Carnival"
playing on radio]

560
00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:04,900
Hey, Arthur,
I heard what happened.

561
00:37:04,257 --> 00:37:05,558
Sorry, mate.

562
00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:06,726
[Randall] Yeah.

563
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:08,661
It doesn't seem fair,

564
00:37:08,828 --> 00:37:10,697
getting fired like that.

565
00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:12,999
Did you really bring a gun

566
00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:14,501
to the children's hospital,
Artie?

567
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:17,370
What the
would you do that for?

568
00:37:17,203 --> 00:37:18,638
Is that part of
your new act, Arthur?

569
00:37:18,672 --> 00:37:19,773
If your dancing
doesn't do the trick,

570
00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:21,410
you're just gonna
shoot yourself?

571
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,750
[men laughing]

572
00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:23,843
Why don't you
ask Randall about it?

573
00:37:24,844 --> 00:37:25,945
It was his gun.

574
00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:27,981
[Randall] What?
I still owe you for that,

575
00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:29,490
don't I?

576
00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:30,950
What the
are you talking about?

577
00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:33,286
Stop talking
out of your ***, Art.

578
00:37:33,386 --> 00:37:34,387
[honking horn]

579
00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:39,793
[Arthur gasps] Oh, no!

580
00:37:41,561 --> 00:37:43,263
I forgot to punch out.

581
00:37:46,633 --> 00:37:47,934
[laughing]

582
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:49,636
["My Name Is Carnival"
continues playing]

583
00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:51,738
And turns to sorrow

584
00:37:53,573 --> 00:37:57,110
King of all Hear me call

585
00:37:58,244 --> 00:38:02,816
Hear my name Carnival

586
00:38:13,593 --> 00:38:15,829
[Chuck on TV] And as our city
tries to make sense

587
00:38:15,995 --> 00:38:19,466
of the brutal triple murder
on the subway last week,

588
00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:21,134
we're joined by Thomas Wayne.

589
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:23,570
Happy, look,
Thomas Wayne's on TV.

590
00:38:23,737 --> 00:38:24,904
Yes, Mother.

591
00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:26,439
[Thomas] Thanks for
having me on, Chuck.

592
00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:27,774
[Penny]
They're asking him about

593
00:38:27,841 --> 00:38:29,309
those horrible subway murders.

594
00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,777
[Chuck] Thank you, Thomas.
I know

595
00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:32,579
this is a difficult time
for you.

596
00:38:32,746 --> 00:38:34,414
Why him?

597
00:38:34,581 --> 00:38:36,449
Looks like he's gained weight.

598
00:38:36,616 --> 00:38:38,685
[Thomas] Yes, all three worked
for Wayne Investments.

599
00:38:39,190 --> 00:38:40,687
Good, decent, educated.

600
00:38:40,854 --> 00:38:43,490
Although I didn't know
any of them personally.

601
00:38:45,191 --> 00:38:46,626
Like all Wayne employees,

602
00:38:46,693 --> 00:38:48,995
past and present,
they're family.

603
00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,897
Did you hear that?
I told you, we're family.

604
00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:52,399
[shushing]
[Chuck] There now seems to be

605
00:38:52,432 --> 00:38:54,667
a groundswell of anti-rich
sentiment in the city.

606
00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:57,300
It's almost as if
our less fortunate residents

607
00:38:57,103 --> 00:38:59,305
are taking the side
of the killer.

608
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:01,141
[Thomas] Yes, and it's a shame.

609
00:39:01,307 --> 00:39:02,609
It's one of the reasons why

610
00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:03,977
I'm considering a run for mayor.

611
00:39:04,778 --> 00:39:06,980
Gotham's lost its way.

612
00:39:07,147 --> 00:39:08,882
What about the eyewitness report

613
00:39:08,982 --> 00:39:11,685
of the suspect being
a man in a clown mask?

614
00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,853
[Thomas] Well,
it makes total sense to me.

615
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,256
What kind of coward would do
something that cold-blooded?

616
00:39:16,389 --> 00:39:18,224
Someone who hides behind a mask.

617
00:39:18,825 --> 00:39:20,293
Someone who is envious

618
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,797
of those more fortunate
than themselves,

619
00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:27,300
yet they're too scared
to show their own face.

620
00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:30,370
And until those kind of people
change for the better,

621
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:34,140
those of us who have
made something of our lives

622
00:39:34,307 --> 00:39:36,643
will always look
at those who haven't

623
00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:38,912
as nothing but clowns.

624
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:40,480
[laughs]

625
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:43,160
Thomas Wayne, thank you
for coming in this morning.

626
00:39:43,183 --> 00:39:44,184
It's not funny.

627
00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:04,671
[laughs]

628
00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:08,174
I heard this song on the radio
the other day,

629
00:40:11,110 --> 00:40:15,150
and the guy was singing
that his name was Carnival.

630
00:40:16,182 --> 00:40:17,250
[social worker] Arthur...

631
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:18,585
Which is crazy,

632
00:40:20,954 --> 00:40:24,240
because that's
my clown name at work.

633
00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:27,560
And until a little while ago,

634
00:40:28,795 --> 00:40:31,297
it was like nobody ever saw me.

635
00:40:33,366 --> 00:40:35,735
Even I didn't know
if I really existed.

636
00:40:36,136 --> 00:40:38,538
Arthur, I have
some bad news for you.

637
00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:43,276
You don't listen, do you?

638
00:40:44,944 --> 00:40:48,948
I don't think
you ever really hear me.

639
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,819
You just ask
the same questions every week.

640
00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:56,289
"How's your job? Are you
having any negative thoughts?"

641
00:40:57,323 --> 00:41:01,610
All I have are
negative thoughts,

642
00:41:01,227 --> 00:41:04,640
but you don't listen anyway.

643
00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:07,600
I said, for my whole life,

644
00:41:07,767 --> 00:41:10,970
I didn't know
if I even really existed.

645
00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:13,907
But I do.

646
00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:19,279
And people are
starting to notice.

647
00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:22,782
They've cut our funding.

648
00:41:22,949 --> 00:41:24,617
We're closing down
our offices next week.

649
00:41:26,319 --> 00:41:28,254
The city has cut funding
across the board.

650
00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:30,290
Social Services is part of that.

651
00:41:30,457 --> 00:41:32,492
This is the last time
we'll be meeting.

652
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:34,627
Okay.

653
00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:40,934
They don't give a shit
about people like you, Arthur.

654
00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:44,504
And they really
don't give a shit

655
00:41:44,604 --> 00:41:46,539
about people like me, either.

656
00:41:49,809 --> 00:41:51,144
657
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,729
How am I supposed to
get my medication now?

657
00:42:04,858 --> 00:42:06,459
Who do I talk to?

658
00:42:08,895 --> 00:42:10,697
I'm sorry, Arthur.

659
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:17,370
I think... I think most women
look at *** like buying a car.

660
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,140
You know, like, "Can I see
myself in this long-term?"

661
00:42:20,306 --> 00:42:22,308
"Is it safe?"

662
00:42:22,475 --> 00:42:23,910
"Is it reliable?"

663
00:42:24,770 --> 00:42:26,346
"Could it kill me?"
[audience laughing]

664
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:28,481
Most guys, we look at ***
like parking a car.

665
00:42:28,648 --> 00:42:31,170
We're like, "There's a spot."

666
00:42:31,184 --> 00:42:32,318
"There's another spot.

667
00:42:32,385 --> 00:42:33,620
"That would work."
[Arthur exhales deeply]

668
00:42:33,653 --> 00:42:36,156
"Oh, I have to pay?
Never mind."

669
00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:37,724
[audience laughing]

670
00:42:37,824 --> 00:42:40,560
"Handicapped?
I hope no one sees this."

671
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:41,995
[audience laughing]

672
00:42:43,263 --> 00:42:45,498
All right, that's my time.
Thank you very much, guys.

673
00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:46,900
[audience applauding]

674
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:52,839
[emcee] One more time
for Sam Morril, y'all.

675
00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:55,909
All right, now,
this next comic describes

676
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,111
himself as
a lifelong Gotham resident

677
00:42:58,278 --> 00:43:00,680
who from a young age
was always told

678
00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:01,781
that his purpose in life

679
00:43:01,948 --> 00:43:05,952
was to bring laughter and joy
into this cold, dark world.

680
00:43:06,553 --> 00:43:07,921
Um... Okay.
[audience laughing]

681
00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:10,290
Please help me welcome
Arthur Fleck, y'all.

682
00:43:10,390 --> 00:43:11,424
Arthur Fleck.

683
00:43:11,558 --> 00:43:12,792
[audience applauding]

684
00:43:23,536 --> 00:43:24,537
[sighs nervously]

685
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:28,742
[laughing]

686
00:43:33,713 --> 00:43:34,881
[snorts]

687
00:43:35,749 --> 00:43:38,284
Hello, it's good to be here.
[laughing]

688
00:43:48,895 --> 00:43:49,996
[clears throat]

689
00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:51,765
[coughing]

690
00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:54,934
[laughing]

691
00:43:57,937 --> 00:43:58,938
[gagging]

692
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,120
I hated school when I was a kid.

693
00:44:06,112 --> 00:44:07,614
[microphone feedback]
[laughing]

694
00:44:11,651 --> 00:44:12,952
[gagging]

695
00:44:14,854 --> 00:44:15,855
[burps]

696
00:44:16,456 --> 00:44:17,857
[breathing heavily]

697
00:44:21,528 --> 00:44:26,332
I hated school as a kid.
[laughing]

698
00:44:27,634 --> 00:44:29,302
My mother would say,

699
00:44:29,469 --> 00:44:30,970
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.

700
00:44:31,370 --> 00:44:33,106
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."

701
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,809
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma,

702
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,544
I'm gonna be a comedian."

703
00:44:37,677 --> 00:44:38,878
[laughing]

704
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:48,555
Here's one.

705
00:44:49,956 --> 00:44:52,892
You know, I was
just thinking the other day,

706
00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:54,928
why are the rich people...
["Smile" playing]

707
00:45:01,534 --> 00:45:02,902
[man singing]
Smile though your heart is aching

708
00:45:02,936 --> 00:45:03,937
[audience laughing]

709
00:45:04,370 --> 00:45:05,271
[audience applauding]

710
00:45:06,272 --> 00:45:10,643
Smile even though it's breaking

711
00:45:11,311 --> 00:45:12,912
[indistinct chattering]

712
00:45:12,979 --> 00:45:18,718
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by

713
00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:24,257
If you smile
Through your fear and sorrow

714
00:45:24,324 --> 00:45:29,396
Smile and maybe tomorrow

715
00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:35,335
You'll see the sun
Come shining through for you

716
00:45:35,435 --> 00:45:36,770
You believe that shit?

717
00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:39,606
'em.

718
00:45:41,641 --> 00:45:44,277
I think the guy
that did it is a hero.

719
00:45:46,446 --> 00:45:48,281
Three less pricks
in Gotham City,

720
00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:50,650
only a million more to go.

721
00:45:50,917 --> 00:45:52,252
["Smile" continues playing]

722
00:45:52,318 --> 00:45:55,155
You'll get by

723
00:45:55,288 --> 00:45:59,492
That's the time you must keep on trying

724
00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:04,264
Smile, what's the use of crying

725
00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:08,868
You'll find that
Life is still worthwhile

726
00:46:09,302 --> 00:46:10,603
[laughing]

727
00:46:11,137 --> 00:46:15,800
If you just smile

728
00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:18,845
[TV playing]

729
00:46:22,515 --> 00:46:23,950
[Murray on TV]
And, buddy, as always,

730
00:46:23,983 --> 00:46:25,118
thanks for the laughs.

731
00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:26,786
I'm sure we'll see you again.

732
00:46:26,953 --> 00:46:28,154
You know we'll be here, right?

733
00:46:28,221 --> 00:46:29,522
I hope.
[audience laughing]

734
00:46:29,622 --> 00:46:33,293
Tomorrow night, we have
Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon,

735
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:36,229
and animal expert, Hugh Little.

736
00:46:36,896 --> 00:46:38,198
Thanks for watching.

737
00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:40,667
Good night, and always remember,

738
00:46:40,834 --> 00:46:42,302
that's life.
["That's Life" playing]

739
00:46:42,335 --> 00:46:43,570
[audience applauding]

740
00:46:46,539 --> 00:46:47,707
[softly] That's life.

741
00:46:52,545 --> 00:46:55,915
Momma, time to wake up
and go to bed.

742
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,150
Hmm? Oh...
[grunting]

743
00:46:59,386 --> 00:47:00,854
Oh, Happy.

744
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,358
Happy, I wrote a new letter.

745
00:47:05,525 --> 00:47:07,227
Come on, dance with me.

746
00:47:08,228 --> 00:47:10,597
[Penny] For Thomas Wayne.
It's important.

747
00:47:10,697 --> 00:47:11,698
[Arthur whistles]

748
00:47:14,434 --> 00:47:15,668
[Penny chuckles]

749
00:47:17,437 --> 00:47:18,905
[Arthur humming]

750
00:47:19,539 --> 00:47:21,241
You smell like cologne.

751
00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:23,877
It's 'cause
I just had a big date.

752
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,845
[chuckles] Oh.

753
00:47:28,548 --> 00:47:30,283
Just don't forget to mail it.

754
00:47:31,618 --> 00:47:33,386
[music continues playing]

755
00:47:56,109 --> 00:47:57,844
[announcer] The Murray Franklin
Show is taped live

756
00:47:57,877 --> 00:47:59,245
before a studio audience

757
00:47:59,412 --> 00:48:01,548
in beautiful downtown
Gotham City.

758
00:48:04,818 --> 00:48:05,819
[music ends]

759
00:49:03,877 --> 00:49:06,479
You're gonna kill me. You're
gonna give me a heart attack!

760
00:49:06,646 --> 00:49:07,814
Don't give me your...

761
00:49:07,981 --> 00:49:09,816
[pounding on door]
[Penny] No. No.

762
00:49:09,983 --> 00:49:12,952
I'm not talking to you
until you stop being angry!

763
00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:15,522
Okay.

764
00:49:20,226 --> 00:49:22,362
I'm not angry, Mom.

765
00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:24,864
I'm not angry.

766
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,232
Please.

767
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:30,360
Mom, is this real?

768
00:49:33,707 --> 00:49:36,910
He's an extraordinary man,
Happy.

769
00:49:37,770 --> 00:49:39,412
He's a very powerful man.

770
00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:42,916
We were in love.

771
00:49:43,817 --> 00:49:45,719
He said it was best that
we not be together

772
00:49:45,819 --> 00:49:47,921
because of appearances.

773
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:53,760
And I could never
tell anyone because...

774
00:49:56,329 --> 00:49:57,764
Well, I signed some papers.

775
00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:01,234
And besides, you can imagine

776
00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:04,704
what people would say
about Thomas and me.

777
00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:08,775
What they'd say about you.

778
00:50:13,130 --> 00:50:14,914
What would they say, Mom?

779
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,549
[Penny crying]

780
00:50:25,592 --> 00:50:27,600
[train horn blowing]

781
00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:31,124
[humming]

782
00:51:56,649 --> 00:51:58,184
[Arthur continues humming]

783
00:52:04,570 --> 00:52:05,580
[Arthur] Hmm.

784
00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:07,694
[Arthur exhales deeply]

785
00:52:15,902 --> 00:52:17,370
Hmm.

786
00:52:22,909 --> 00:52:24,144
[Arthur laughing]

787
00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:28,682
[whistles]

788
00:52:34,721 --> 00:52:35,922
[Arthur singing]

789
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,202
Hi.

790
00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:53,540
What's your name?

791
00:52:54,774 --> 00:52:56,409
I'm Bruce.

792
00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:58,678
Bruce.

793
00:53:00,613 --> 00:53:01,881
I'm Arthur.

794
00:53:23,870 --> 00:53:25,238
That's better.

795
00:53:26,139 --> 00:53:27,741
[Alfred] Bruce! Bruce!

796
00:53:29,242 --> 00:53:30,410
Get away from that man.

797
00:53:30,577 --> 00:53:32,712
It's okay. I'm a good guy.

798
00:53:32,879 --> 00:53:34,114
What are you doing?
Who are you?

799
00:53:34,748 --> 00:53:36,416
I'm here to see Mr. Wayne.

800
00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:39,850
Well, you shouldn't be
speaking to his son.

801
00:53:40,487 --> 00:53:41,821
Why did you give him
these flowers?

802
00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,560
[Arthur] No, they're not real.

803
00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:46,826
It's magic.

804
00:53:47,293 --> 00:53:48,728
I was just trying to
make him smile.

805
00:53:48,895 --> 00:53:50,730
Well, it's not funny, is it?

806
00:53:51,731 --> 00:53:52,932
Do I need to call the police?

807
00:53:53,990 --> 00:53:54,501
[Arthur] No. Please.

808
00:53:55,802 --> 00:53:59,500
My mother's name is Penny.
Penny Fleck.

809
00:53:59,172 --> 00:54:00,407
She used to work here years ago.

810
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,509
Can you please tell Mr. Wayne
I need to see him?

811
00:54:03,677 --> 00:54:05,145
You are her son.

812
00:54:05,311 --> 00:54:06,312
[Arthur] Yeah.

813
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:08,682
Did you know her?

814
00:54:12,318 --> 00:54:14,654
[whispers]
I know about the two of them.

815
00:54:15,255 --> 00:54:17,657
She told me everything.

816
00:54:19,526 --> 00:54:21,327
[whispers]
There's nothing to know.

817
00:54:22,462 --> 00:54:24,264
There is no "them."

818
00:54:25,198 --> 00:54:27,367
Your mother was delusional.

819
00:54:28,301 --> 00:54:29,369
She was a sick woman.

820
00:54:29,536 --> 00:54:31,604
Don't say that.

821
00:54:32,772 --> 00:54:34,174
Just go.

822
00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:35,308
Mmm?

823
00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:37,677
Before you
make a fool of yourself.

824
00:54:39,346 --> 00:54:42,150
Thomas Wayne is my father.

825
00:54:42,115 --> 00:54:43,116
[Alfred laughing]

826
00:54:44,884 --> 00:54:46,319
[Alfred yelping]

827
00:54:47,530 --> 00:54:48,540
He left me.

828
00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:49,689
[Alfred choking]

829
00:54:50,890 --> 00:54:52,258
Let go! Let go!
[Arthur grunts]

830
00:54:53,493 --> 00:54:55,128
[Alfred continues choking]

831
00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:03,136
[panting]

832
00:55:18,551 --> 00:55:20,387
Keep the respirations above 15.

833
00:55:20,553 --> 00:55:22,722
Slow and steady.
We got some stairs coming up.

834
00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:25,191
Mom?

835
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,270
What happened?

836
00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:28,862
Who are you?
I'm her son.

837
00:55:28,928 --> 00:55:30,497
What happened?
You can probably help us out inside.

838
00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:31,931
We don't know what happened yet.

839
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,000
Hop in the back of the ambulance.
[paramedic 2] Step.

840
00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:35,335
[paramedic 1 ] One more.
We got one more lift.

841
00:55:35,368 --> 00:55:36,403
[paramedic 2] I'm getting

842
00:55:36,503 --> 00:55:37,704
a little resistance here,
Michael.

843
00:55:37,737 --> 00:55:40,340
[paramedics chattering
indistinctly]

844
00:55:40,407 --> 00:55:41,408
[paramedic 1 ] Lift.

845
00:55:46,946 --> 00:55:48,281
[Arthur] I'm right here.

846
00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:49,883
Excuse me, sir.

847
00:55:50,116 --> 00:55:51,217
Does your mother take
any medications?

848
00:55:51,251 --> 00:55:52,352
No.
Excuse me,

849
00:55:52,419 --> 00:55:53,520
I couldn't hear you.
No.

850
00:55:53,553 --> 00:55:55,188
Sir, when was the last time
you spoke to her?

851
00:55:55,221 --> 00:55:56,389
I don't know.

852
00:55:57,891 --> 00:55:59,292
[siren wailing]

853
00:56:41,301 --> 00:56:42,502
[Garrity] Mr. Fleck.

854
00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:45,839
Sorry to bother you.
I'm Detective Garrity.

855
00:56:45,939 --> 00:56:48,241
This is my partner,
Detective Burke.

856
00:56:48,641 --> 00:56:51,311
We had a few questions for
you, but you weren't home,

857
00:56:52,812 --> 00:56:54,314
so we spoke with your mother.

858
00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:57,830
Oh.

859
00:56:58,251 --> 00:56:59,652
What did you say to her?

860
00:56:59,819 --> 00:57:00,820
Did you do this?

861
00:57:00,987 --> 00:57:01,988
What? No.

862
00:57:02,155 --> 00:57:04,624
No, no, no. We just
asked her some questions,

863
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,292
and she got hysterical.

864
00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:08,194
Hyperventilating,

865
00:57:08,361 --> 00:57:09,629
collapsed and
hit her head pretty hard.

866
00:57:09,662 --> 00:57:11,798
Yeah. The doctor said
she had a stroke.

867
00:57:12,432 --> 00:57:14,267
We're sorry to hear about that.

868
00:57:15,135 --> 00:57:17,971
But, like I said, I still have
some questions for you.

869
00:57:18,138 --> 00:57:19,406
They're about
the subway killings

870
00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:20,507
that happened last week.

871
00:57:20,674 --> 00:57:21,975
You've heard about them, right?

872
00:57:22,142 --> 00:57:23,209
Yeah.

873
00:57:23,376 --> 00:57:24,377
It's horrible.

874
00:57:24,544 --> 00:57:25,779
Right.

875
00:57:26,713 --> 00:57:29,849
So, we spoke with your boss
over at Haha's.

876
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,520
He said you were fired
for bringing a gun

877
00:57:32,152 --> 00:57:33,620
into the children's hospital.

878
00:57:35,121 --> 00:57:37,123
Is that true, Mr. Fleck?
It was a prop.

879
00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:38,825
It's part of my act.

880
00:57:39,225 --> 00:57:40,560
I'm a party clown.

881
00:57:40,727 --> 00:57:42,662
All right.
So, why were you fired?

882
00:57:43,963 --> 00:57:45,131
[sighs heavily]

883
00:57:45,965 --> 00:57:48,501
They said I wasn't funny enough.

884
00:57:48,668 --> 00:57:50,637
Can you imagine that?

885
00:57:50,804 --> 00:57:54,641
If you don't mind, I have to
go take care of my mother.

886
00:57:54,808 --> 00:57:57,430
[Burke] Your boss also
gave us one of your cards.

887
00:57:59,245 --> 00:58:01,581
This condition of yours,
the laughing,

888
00:58:02,349 --> 00:58:03,683
is it real,

889
00:58:03,850 --> 00:58:05,685
or some sort of clown thing?

890
00:58:06,219 --> 00:58:08,722
A clown thing?
Yeah.

891
00:58:09,155 --> 00:58:11,424
I mean, is it part of your act?

892
00:58:14,270 --> 00:58:15,362
What do you think?

893
00:58:21,267 --> 00:58:22,369
[Burke] It's exit only.

894
00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,862
She's gonna be okay.

895
00:58:53,299 --> 00:58:55,350
I'm gonna get a coffee.

896
00:58:55,735 --> 00:58:56,736
You want one?

897
00:58:56,903 --> 00:58:57,904
Yeah.

898
00:59:08,882 --> 00:59:10,417
[audience laughing on TV]

899
00:59:11,510 --> 00:59:13,987
[Murray] So, the other night,
I told my youngest son Billy,

900
00:59:14,154 --> 00:59:16,623
you know, the new one,
the not-so-bright one.

901
00:59:17,457 --> 00:59:18,958
I told him, "The garbage strike

902
00:59:19,590 --> 00:59:20,293
is still going on, Billy."

903
00:59:20,493 --> 00:59:22,562
And he says, and I'm
not kidding, Billy says,

904
00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:24,664
"So, where are we gonna get
all our garbage from?"

905
00:59:24,898 --> 00:59:26,433
[laughs]
[audience laughing]

906
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,501
[audience applauding]

907
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,507
And finally,
in a world where everyone

908
00:59:34,607 --> 00:59:35,942
thinks they could do my job,

909
00:59:36,109 --> 00:59:38,311
we got this video tape
from Pogo's Comedy Club,

910
00:59:38,411 --> 00:59:39,512
right here in Gotham.

911
00:59:39,679 --> 00:59:41,648
Here's a guy who thinks
if you just keep laughing,

912
00:59:41,781 --> 00:59:43,483
it'll somehow make you funny.

913
00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:44,918
Check out this joker.

914
00:59:47,187 --> 00:59:48,688
[laughing]

915
00:59:50,657 --> 00:59:51,691
Oh, my God.

916
00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:55,328
[Arthur on TV]
I hated school as a kid.

917
00:59:56,196 --> 00:59:59,265
But my mother would always say,

918
00:59:59,432 --> 01:00:01,000
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.

919
01:00:01,101 --> 01:00:03,203
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."

920
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,438
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma.

921
01:00:05,505 --> 01:00:07,207
I'm gonna be a comedian."

922
01:00:07,307 --> 01:00:09,976
[laughing]
[Arthur laughing on TV]

923
01:00:13,546 --> 01:00:15,648
[laughs] You shoulda listened
to your mother.

924
01:00:15,715 --> 01:00:17,717
[audience laughing
and applauding]

925
01:00:17,884 --> 01:00:19,486
Hey, one more.
One more, Bobby.

926
01:00:19,652 --> 01:00:22,550
All right, let's see one more.
I love this guy.

927
01:00:22,889 --> 01:00:23,890
[Arthur] It's funny,

928
01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:26,893
when I was a little boy

929
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,896
and told people
I was gonna be a comedian,

930
01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:32,132
everyone laughed at me.

931
01:00:32,298 --> 01:00:35,680
Well, no one's laughing now.

932
01:00:36,336 --> 01:00:37,570
[audience laughing]

933
01:00:38,571 --> 01:00:40,473
You can say that again, pal.

934
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,420
[audience applauding]

935
01:00:46,246 --> 01:00:49,820
All right, we got a great show
for you tonight.

936
01:00:49,249 --> 01:00:52,419
Chuck Conby is here,
actress Joanne Mulligan,

937
01:00:52,585 --> 01:00:56,423
and new music from
Mel Rubin and the Stiffs.

938
01:01:02,395 --> 01:01:04,931
[news anchor] As tensions mount
around the metro area,

939
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:08,702
Mayor Stokes has pleaded
for cooler heads to prevail.

940
01:01:08,868 --> 01:01:10,437
City services
have been affected,

941
01:01:10,603 --> 01:01:12,605
and some businesses have decided

942
01:01:12,706 --> 01:01:15,508
to remain closed
amid the unrest.

943
01:01:15,675 --> 01:01:18,244
Chuck Stevens filed this report.

944
01:01:18,411 --> 01:01:19,646
[Chuck]
The anger and resentment

945
01:01:19,679 --> 01:01:21,114
that's been building
in the city for weeks

946
01:01:21,114 --> 01:01:23,116
seems close to exploding.

947
01:01:23,283 --> 01:01:25,352
Protesters,
many dressed as clowns,

948
01:01:25,418 --> 01:01:26,553
took to the streets today

949
01:01:26,753 --> 01:01:28,555
in one of
several planned demonstrations

950
01:01:28,621 --> 01:01:30,190
taking on the city's elite,

951
01:01:30,357 --> 01:01:32,920
including a massive rally
outside

952
01:01:32,192 --> 01:01:34,594
tomorrow night's
benefit at Wayne Hall.

953
01:01:34,761 --> 01:01:36,396
[reporter 1 ]
What's the point of all this?

954
01:01:36,429 --> 01:01:38,264
[bleep] the rich.
[bleep] Thomas Wayne.

955
01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:40,330
That's what this whole [bleep]
thing is about.

956
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:41,935
[bleep] the whole system.

957
01:01:42,102 --> 01:01:43,236
[Chuck] Wayne,
who recently announced

958
01:01:43,269 --> 01:01:44,471
he is running for mayor,

959
01:01:44,637 --> 01:01:46,373
will be attending the benefit.

960
01:01:46,539 --> 01:01:48,541
You might remember
it was Thomas Wayne

961
01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:50,760
who first referred to

962
01:01:50,143 --> 01:01:52,946
many of Gotham's residents
as "clowns."

963
01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:56,116
Today, he offered little in
the way of an apology.

964
01:01:56,282 --> 01:01:57,550
Well, what I will say is,

965
01:01:57,617 --> 01:01:58,885
there's something wrong
with those people.

966
01:01:58,918 --> 01:01:59,919
I am here to help them.

967
01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:01,421
I'm gonna
lift them out of poverty,

968
01:02:01,454 --> 01:02:02,889
help make their lives better.

969
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,224
That is why I'm running.

970
01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:07,127
And they may not realize it,
but I'm their only hope.

971
01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:08,828
[protesters shouting]

972
01:02:22,942 --> 01:02:25,645
[protesters] Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!

973
01:02:25,745 --> 01:02:28,481
Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!

974
01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,452
[shouting continues]

975
01:02:40,493 --> 01:02:41,861
[policemen shouting]

976
01:03:04,617 --> 01:03:06,119
[lively music playing in cinema]

977
01:03:16,329 --> 01:03:18,798
[indistinct chattering]
[audience laughing]

978
01:03:28,908 --> 01:03:30,543
[audience continues laughing]

979
01:03:47,930 --> 01:03:49,950
[music continues]
[audience laughing]

980
01:03:55,235 --> 01:03:56,536
[laughing]

981
01:04:36,776 --> 01:04:38,111
[door opens]

982
01:05:03,269 --> 01:05:04,404
[door closes]

983
01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:10,143
Can I help you, pal?

984
01:05:12,412 --> 01:05:14,800
I don't know what to say.

985
01:05:14,347 --> 01:05:15,582
[flushing]

986
01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:17,830
[Thomas chuckles]

987
01:05:17,684 --> 01:05:19,919
Do you want an autograph
or something?

988
01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:21,870
No.

989
01:05:27,193 --> 01:05:28,762
My name is Arthur.

990
01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:31,965
Penny Fleck is my mother.

991
01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:34,334
Jesus.

992
01:05:35,435 --> 01:05:37,270
You're the guy that came to
my house yesterday.

993
01:05:38,672 --> 01:05:39,939
Yes.
[Thomas laughs]

994
01:05:40,473 --> 01:05:42,342
I'm sorry I just showed up.

995
01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:43,977
But my mother
told me everything,

996
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,712
and I had to talk to you.

997
01:05:45,879 --> 01:05:47,814
Look, pal, I'm not your father.

998
01:05:48,448 --> 01:05:49,883
[chuckling]
What's wrong with you?

999
01:05:51,551 --> 01:05:53,119
Look at us.

1000
01:05:54,621 --> 01:05:55,855
I think you are.

1001
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:57,223
Well, that's impossible

1002
01:05:57,824 --> 01:05:59,590
because you're adopted,

1003
01:05:59,159 --> 01:06:00,393
and I never slept with
your mother.

1004
01:06:00,393 --> 01:06:01,995
I wasn't adopted.
What do you want from me?

1005
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,396
Money?
No, I don't...

1006
01:06:03,496 --> 01:06:04,631
I wasn't adopted.

1007
01:06:04,798 --> 01:06:06,566
Jesus. She never told you?

1008
01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:08,401
Told me what?

1009
01:06:08,535 --> 01:06:09,669
[sighs]

1010
01:06:09,736 --> 01:06:11,738
Your mother adopted you
while she was working for us.

1011
01:06:11,738 --> 01:06:12,972
That's not true.

1012
01:06:13,506 --> 01:06:14,507
Why are you saying that?

1013
01:06:14,674 --> 01:06:15,742
Then she was arrested
and committed

1014
01:06:15,742 --> 01:06:16,910
to Arkham State Hospital,

1015
01:06:17,770 --> 01:06:18,478
when you were just a little boy.

1016
01:06:18,645 --> 01:06:19,746
Why are you saying this?

1017
01:06:19,913 --> 01:06:21,414
I don't need you to
tell me lies.

1018
01:06:21,581 --> 01:06:22,916
I know it seems strange.

1019
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:24,651
I don't mean to
make you uncomfortable.

1020
01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:26,386
I don't know
why everyone is so rude.

1021
01:06:26,553 --> 01:06:27,754
I don't know why you are.

1022
01:06:27,921 --> 01:06:29,255
I don't want anything from you.

1023
01:06:29,422 --> 01:06:31,825
Maybe a little bit of warmth,
maybe a hug, Dad!

1024
01:06:31,991 --> 01:06:33,993
How about just a little bit
of decency?

1025
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:35,528
What is it with you people?

1026
01:06:35,695 --> 01:06:37,664
You say that stuff
about my mother.

1027
01:06:37,831 --> 01:06:39,199
She's crazy.

1028
01:06:39,265 --> 01:06:41,368
She's... [laughing]

1029
01:06:48,942 --> 01:06:50,343
You think this is funny?

1030
01:06:51,945 --> 01:06:55,115
Dad, it's me. Come on.

1031
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,751
[groans]

1032
01:06:57,851 --> 01:06:59,190
[Thomas] Touch my son again,

1033
01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:00,520
I'll kill you.
[laughing]

1034
01:07:06,226 --> 01:07:07,227
[door closes]

1035
01:07:07,293 --> 01:07:08,695
[phone ringing]

1036
01:07:08,795 --> 01:07:10,230
[Arthur laughing softly]

1037
01:07:18,705 --> 01:07:19,906
[answering machine beeps]

1038
01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:23,209
Hello, Mr. Fleck.
This is Detective Garrity.

1039
01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:25,712
We met the other night
at Gotham General.

1040
01:07:25,879 --> 01:07:28,148
My partner and I had a few
more questions for you.

1041
01:07:28,314 --> 01:07:31,251
We stopped by your apartment
today, but you weren't home.

1042
01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:33,286
Please give me a call
when you get this message.

1043
01:07:33,319 --> 01:07:35,255
Again, Detective Garrity,

1044
01:07:35,422 --> 01:07:39,426
and my number is 212... 99.

1045
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:41,761
[answering machine beeps]

1046
01:08:09,155 --> 01:08:11,910
[phone ringing]

1047
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:21,935
[answering machine beeps]

1048
01:08:22,469 --> 01:08:24,304
[Shirley] This message is
for Arthur Fleck.

1049
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:26,172
My name is Shirley Woods.

1050
01:08:26,272 --> 01:08:28,441
I work on
The Murray Franklin Show.

1051
01:08:28,608 --> 01:08:29,743
I don't know if you're aware,

1052
01:08:29,776 --> 01:08:31,378
but Murray played
a clip of your stand-up

1053
01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:32,445
on the show recently,

1054
01:08:32,612 --> 01:08:35,882
and we have gotten an amazing
response from our viewers.

1055
01:08:36,490 --> 01:08:38,284
Murray asked me to give you
a call and see if you're...

1056
01:08:42,689 --> 01:08:44,240
Who is this?

1057
01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:45,825
Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods.

1058
01:08:45,992 --> 01:08:48,795
I'm the show Booker from
Live with Murray Franklin.

1059
01:08:48,962 --> 01:08:49,996
Is this Arthur?

1060
01:08:51,998 --> 01:08:52,999
Yes.

1061
01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:55,135
Hi, Arthur.
Well, as I was saying,

1062
01:08:55,201 --> 01:08:57,203
we've gotten a lot of calls
about your clip.

1063
01:08:57,370 --> 01:08:59,720
Amazing responses.

1064
01:08:59,239 --> 01:09:01,541
And Murray asked
if I would reach out to you

1065
01:09:01,641 --> 01:09:03,243
to see if you would
come on as his guest.

1066
01:09:08,548 --> 01:09:11,685
Murray wants me
on The Murray Franklin Show?

1067
01:09:11,851 --> 01:09:13,420
Yeah. Isn't that great?

1068
01:09:13,586 --> 01:09:16,489
He'd love to talk to you,
maybe do some of your act?

1069
01:09:17,490 --> 01:09:19,659
That sound good to you?

1070
01:09:23,997 --> 01:09:26,320
Yeah, that sounds great.

1071
01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:28,340
Can we set up a date right now?

1072
01:09:28,101 --> 01:09:29,836
Are you available next Thursday?

1073
01:10:02,802 --> 01:10:04,137
[inaudible]

1074
01:10:11,711 --> 01:10:13,546
[indistinct announcement on PA]

1075
01:10:22,555 --> 01:10:23,556
[clerk] Hey.

1076
01:10:24,391 --> 01:10:27,327
[sighs] Man,
I'm sorry about that, my man.

1077
01:10:27,494 --> 01:10:29,763
All records 10 years or older,
they store in the basement,

1078
01:10:29,796 --> 01:10:32,799
and you're talking about
something 30 years ago, so...

1079
01:10:34,167 --> 01:10:36,136
Can I ask you a question?

1080
01:10:36,302 --> 01:10:37,504
Sure.

1081
01:10:38,104 --> 01:10:42,800
How does someone
wind up in here?

1082
01:10:43,109 --> 01:10:46,613
Have they all, all the people
committed crimes?

1083
01:10:47,247 --> 01:10:48,915
Well, yeah, some have.

1084
01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:51,951
You know, some are just crazy.

1085
01:10:52,118 --> 01:10:54,587
Pose dangers to
themselves and others.

1086
01:10:54,754 --> 01:10:56,322
Some just got
nowhere else to go.

1087
01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:58,491
Don't know what to do, you know?

1088
01:10:58,658 --> 01:11:02,328
Yeah. I hear you, brother.
Hmm.

1089
01:11:02,429 --> 01:11:05,265
Sometimes,
I don't know what to do.

1090
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:09,469
Last time, I ended up taking
it out on some people.

1091
01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:14,541
I thought it was gonna bother
me, but it really hasn't.

1092
01:11:15,875 --> 01:11:16,876
What's that?

1093
01:11:18,445 --> 01:11:21,815
I up and
did some bad shit.

1094
01:11:21,881 --> 01:11:22,882
[chuckles]

1095
01:11:25,719 --> 01:11:26,920
You know what I'm talking about,

1096
01:11:26,953 --> 01:11:32,292
it's so hard to just try and
be happy all the time.

1097
01:11:34,361 --> 01:11:36,620
Hey, listen, man.

1098
01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:38,531
I'm just
an administrative assistant.

1099
01:11:38,631 --> 01:11:40,133
Like a clerk, you know.

1100
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:41,868
All I do is file paperwork.

1101
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,704
I don't know what to tell you.

1102
01:11:44,871 --> 01:11:46,673
But you should see somebody.

1103
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,740
You know, they got programs,

1104
01:11:48,174 --> 01:11:50,710
city services, stuff like that.

1105
01:11:50,877 --> 01:11:52,212
Oh, yeah.

1106
01:11:52,312 --> 01:11:53,980
[in high-pitched voice]
They cut all those.

1107
01:11:54,581 --> 01:11:56,160
[clerk laughs]

1108
01:11:58,985 --> 01:12:00,987
All right, here it is.
Fleck.

1109
01:12:01,154 --> 01:12:03,560
Penny Fleck. Let's see.

1110
01:12:03,990 --> 01:12:07,560
Diagnosed by
Dr. Benjamin Stoner.

1111
01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:13,166
Oh. "The patient suffers
from delusional psychosis

1112
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:16,770
and narcissistic
personality disorder." Mmm.

1113
01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:19,720
"Was found guilty of endangering

1114
01:12:19,172 --> 01:12:22,575
the welfare
of her own child."

1115
01:12:30,884 --> 01:12:31,885
What?

1116
01:12:35,288 --> 01:12:36,756
You said she's your mother.

1117
01:12:41,728 --> 01:12:42,862
Uh...

1118
01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:45,432
I'm sorry, man. Like I said,
I can't release these records,

1119
01:12:45,598 --> 01:12:48,368
you know, without proper forms.

1120
01:12:48,802 --> 01:12:50,470
I could get in trouble.

1121
01:12:51,271 --> 01:12:53,306
Look, if you want to bring
your mom in here to sign,

1122
01:12:53,473 --> 01:12:54,474
that'll be much easier,

1123
01:12:54,641 --> 01:12:57,711
but I can't let this go
without her signature, okay?

1124
01:12:57,877 --> 01:12:58,878
I'm sorry.

1125
01:13:03,490 --> 01:13:05,251
No, man! Shit!

1126
01:13:05,819 --> 01:13:07,721
Come on, man. Give it...

1127
01:13:08,621 --> 01:13:10,924
Hey! Hey!

1128
01:13:22,936 --> 01:13:24,504
[panting]

1129
01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:46,292
[door closes]

1130
01:14:09,115 --> 01:14:12,180
[Stoner] We went over this,
Penny. You adopted him.

1131
01:14:12,719 --> 01:14:14,521
We have all the paperwork
right here.

1132
01:14:15,221 --> 01:14:17,457
[Young Penny] That's not true.

1133
01:14:17,624 --> 01:14:19,859
Thomas had that all made up,

1134
01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:22,662
so it stayed our secret.

1135
01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:24,130
[gasps]

1136
01:14:24,564 --> 01:14:27,000
[Stoner] You also stood by

1137
01:14:27,634 --> 01:14:28,968
while one of your boyfriends

1138
01:14:29,350 --> 01:14:32,505
repeatedly abused
your adopted son

1139
01:14:33,873 --> 01:14:34,874
and battered you.

1140
01:14:39,713 --> 01:14:41,140
[laughing]

1141
01:14:54,661 --> 01:14:56,229
Penny,

1142
01:14:56,830 --> 01:15:00,433
your son was found tied
to a radiator

1143
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:03,360
in your filthy apartment.

1144
01:15:03,203 --> 01:15:05,705
Malnourished with multiple
bruises across his body

1145
01:15:05,872 --> 01:15:07,874
and severe trauma to his head.

1146
01:15:07,941 --> 01:15:09,943
[Arthur laughing]

1147
01:15:10,430 --> 01:15:11,745
[Young Penny]
I never heard him cry.

1148
01:15:12,679 --> 01:15:16,116
He's always been
such a happy little boy.

1149
01:15:17,170 --> 01:15:18,518
[laughing tearfully]

1150
01:15:31,765 --> 01:15:33,566
[crying]

1151
01:15:48,415 --> 01:15:49,416
[elevator bell dings]

1152
01:17:15,301 --> 01:17:16,736
[GiGi whines]
[Sophie shushing]

1153
01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:18,638
[Sophie] It's time for bed.

1154
01:17:19,873 --> 01:17:20,874
[door closes]

1155
01:17:22,142 --> 01:17:23,143
[gasps] Oh, my God!

1156
01:17:24,770 --> 01:17:26,460
What are you doing in here?
[thunder rumbling]

1157
01:17:28,314 --> 01:17:30,183
You're in the wrong apartment.

1158
01:17:36,823 --> 01:17:38,525
Your name's Arthur, right?

1159
01:17:39,159 --> 01:17:40,360
You live down the hall.

1160
01:17:43,563 --> 01:17:45,365
I really need you to leave.

1161
01:17:49,669 --> 01:17:52,605
My little girl is sleeping
in the other room.

1162
01:17:57,744 --> 01:17:58,845
Please.

1163
01:18:01,514 --> 01:18:03,750
I had a bad day.

1164
01:18:06,586 --> 01:18:09,890
Can I call someone?
Is your mother home?

1165
01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:30,276
[gasps]

1166
01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:33,146
[chuckling]

1167
01:18:46,659 --> 01:18:47,660
[door closes]

1168
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:00,407
[laughing]

1169
01:19:05,912 --> 01:19:06,913
[sniffling]

1170
01:19:10,283 --> 01:19:11,751
[laughing]

1171
01:19:16,790 --> 01:19:18,291
[sirens wailing]

1172
01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:28,668
[continues laughing]

1173
01:19:35,342 --> 01:19:37,430
[banging on wall]
[man] Shut up!

1174
01:19:37,344 --> 01:19:39,479
[continues laughing]

1175
01:19:45,318 --> 01:19:47,687
[heart monitor beeping]

1176
01:19:56,229 --> 01:19:57,664
Hey, Penny.

1177
01:20:00,133 --> 01:20:01,468
Penny Fleck.

1178
01:20:09,642 --> 01:20:11,478
I always hated that name.

1179
01:20:15,810 --> 01:20:17,170
You know how you used to tell me

1180
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:21,688
that my laugh was a condition?

1181
01:20:23,223 --> 01:20:25,325
That there was
something wrong with me?

1182
01:20:28,395 --> 01:20:29,596
There isn't.

1183
01:20:32,499 --> 01:20:33,833
That's the real me.

1184
01:20:34,667 --> 01:20:36,169
[Penny, weakly] Happy.

1185
01:20:38,371 --> 01:20:40,840
Happy. Hmm.

1186
01:20:44,177 --> 01:20:46,946
I haven't been happy

1187
01:20:47,470 --> 01:20:49,282
one minute of
my entire ****ing life.

1188
01:20:56,256 --> 01:20:57,691
You know what's funny?

1189
01:21:00,427 --> 01:21:02,228
You know
what really makes me laugh?

1190
01:21:04,597 --> 01:21:07,330
I used to think
that my life was a tragedy...

1191
01:21:07,701 --> 01:21:08,702
[grunts]

1192
01:21:08,768 --> 01:21:10,770
But now I realize

1193
01:21:10,937 --> 01:21:12,539
it's a ****ing comedy.

1194
01:21:13,573 --> 01:21:14,808
[muffled grunting]

1195
01:21:14,908 --> 01:21:16,476
[heart monitor beeping rapidly]

1196
01:21:17,877 --> 01:21:20,246
[Penny fighting]

1197
01:21:26,886 --> 01:21:28,455
[muffled screaming]

1198
01:21:37,831 --> 01:21:39,432
[heart monitor stops beeping]

1199
01:21:55,982 --> 01:21:57,150
[exhales]

1200
01:22:04,591 --> 01:22:06,459
[music playing]
[audience applauding]

1201
01:22:08,294 --> 01:22:09,796
[fast-forwarding]

1202
01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:12,132
[music playing]
[audience applauding]

1203
01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:21,808
[fast-forwarding]

1204
01:22:23,430 --> 01:22:24,210
[Murray] A very fine actor.

1205
01:22:24,377 --> 01:22:27,380
He's got a new movie
called American Playboy

1206
01:22:27,547 --> 01:22:29,449
opening this week
across the country.

1207
01:22:29,616 --> 01:22:31,451
Will you please welcome
a good friend

1208
01:22:31,518 --> 01:22:33,620
of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase.

1209
01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:35,889
[music playing]
[audience applauding]

1210
01:22:53,306 --> 01:22:55,141
Good to see you, Ethan.
You're looking great, Ethan.

1211
01:22:55,175 --> 01:22:57,110
[Ethan] Thank you very much.
You're looking good yourself.

1212
01:22:57,143 --> 01:22:58,244
[Murray] Ah, can't complain.

1213
01:22:58,645 --> 01:23:00,914
Hey, Murray.
Thanks so much for having...

1214
01:23:02,248 --> 01:23:03,316
Hey, Murray.

1215
01:23:03,483 --> 01:23:05,485
Thank you so much for
having me on the show.

1216
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:08,188
It's been
a lifelong dream of mine.

1217
01:23:10,490 --> 01:23:11,725
[Murray] I'm nervous right now.

1218
01:23:11,891 --> 01:23:13,193
[audience laughing on video]

1219
01:23:13,493 --> 01:23:15,161
[Ethan] You are?
[Murray] I am nervous.

1220
01:23:15,729 --> 01:23:17,263
Hey, Murray. I've been on...

1221
01:23:17,831 --> 01:23:19,990
[muttering]

1222
01:23:20,233 --> 01:23:21,234
[sighs]

1223
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:23,690
[continues muttering]

1224
01:23:30,710 --> 01:23:32,178
I'm sorry. What's that?

1225
01:23:33,546 --> 01:23:35,348
Oh, that's very funny, Murray.

1226
01:23:36,616 --> 01:23:38,785
You know, I'm also a comedian.

1227
01:23:38,952 --> 01:23:40,253
Would you like to hear a joke?

1228
01:23:40,353 --> 01:23:41,388
[audience cheering]

1229
01:23:41,454 --> 01:23:43,690
Yeah? All of you?

1230
01:23:44,190 --> 01:23:45,191
Okay.

1231
01:23:48,228 --> 01:23:49,295
Knock...

1232
01:23:49,396 --> 01:23:50,530
Knock, knock.

1233
01:23:53,233 --> 01:23:54,467
[audience gasps]

1234
01:23:59,272 --> 01:24:00,607
[chuckles]
[audience laughing]

1235
01:24:04,411 --> 01:24:05,712
Knock, knock.

1236
01:24:07,313 --> 01:24:08,314
[gun clicks]

1237
01:24:09,149 --> 01:24:11,117
[audience laughing]
[gun clatters]

1238
01:24:11,484 --> 01:24:13,253
[audience applauding]

1239
01:24:15,555 --> 01:24:17,223
["That's Life" playing]

1240
01:24:26,633 --> 01:24:27,801
[man singing] That's life

1241
01:24:27,901 --> 01:24:29,602
[chorus] That's life

1242
01:24:29,669 --> 01:24:32,605
[man] That's what all the people say

1243
01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:36,910
You're riding high in April

1244
01:24:36,976 --> 01:24:39,646
Shot down in May

1245
01:24:39,746 --> 01:24:44,417
But I know I'm gonna change that tune

1246
01:24:45,952 --> 01:24:50,590
When I'm back on top
Back on top in June

1247
01:24:51,157 --> 01:24:53,593
I said, that's life

1248
01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:56,863
[man] And as funny as it may seem

1249
01:24:57,564 --> 01:24:59,899
Some people get their kicks

1250
01:25:00,633 --> 01:25:03,303
Stompin' on a dream

1251
01:25:04,370 --> 01:25:07,807
But I don't let it,
let it get me down

1252
01:25:09,576 --> 01:25:11,911
'Cause this fine old world

1253
01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:14,514
It keeps spinnin' around

1254
01:25:15,348 --> 01:25:18,585
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate

1255
01:25:18,685 --> 01:25:22,188
A poet, a pawn and a king

1256
01:25:22,255 --> 01:25:26,326
I've been up and down and over and out

1257
01:25:26,393 --> 01:25:28,528
And I know one thing

1258
01:25:28,595 --> 01:25:34,234
Each time I find myself flat on my face

1259
01:25:35,235 --> 01:25:41,408
I pick myself up
And get back in the race

1260
01:25:41,508 --> 01:25:42,609
That's life

1261
01:25:42,709 --> 01:25:44,377
[doorbell buzzing]
[chorus] That's life

1262
01:25:44,444 --> 01:25:47,347
[man] I tell ya, I can't deny it

1263
01:25:48,915 --> 01:25:50,784
I thought of quitting, baby

1264
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,587
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it

1265
01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:58,124
And if I didn't think
It was worth one single try

1266
01:25:58,224 --> 01:25:59,559
[doorbell buzzing insistently]

1267
01:26:00,894 --> 01:26:01,961
Coming.

1268
01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:05,598
I'd jump right on a big bird
And then I'd fly...

1269
01:26:13,730 --> 01:26:14,474
[Gary] Hey, Arthur.

1270
01:26:14,641 --> 01:26:15,642
How's it going?

1271
01:26:16,643 --> 01:26:17,944
Oh, hey, guys.

1272
01:26:18,478 --> 01:26:19,612
Come on in.

1273
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:21,214
Did you get a new gig?

1274
01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:22,916
No.

1275
01:26:23,817 --> 01:26:26,886
Oh, you must be going down to
that rally at City Hall.

1276
01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:28,722
I hear it's gonna be nuts.

1277
01:26:28,888 --> 01:26:30,457
Oh, is that today?

1278
01:26:31,157 --> 01:26:32,158
Yeah.

1279
01:26:33,930 --> 01:26:34,494
What's with the makeup then?

1280
01:26:35,962 --> 01:26:37,464
My mom died.

1281
01:26:37,630 --> 01:26:38,832
I'm celebrating.

1282
01:26:39,766 --> 01:26:40,767
Right. We heard.

1283
01:26:40,934 --> 01:26:41,968
That's why we came by.

1284
01:26:42,135 --> 01:26:44,838
We figured, you know, you
could use some cheering up.

1285
01:26:45,405 --> 01:26:47,700
[Arthur] Aw, that's sweet.

1286
01:26:47,173 --> 01:26:50,760
But, no, I feel good.

1287
01:26:50,844 --> 01:26:52,479
Yeah, I stopped
taking my medication.

1288
01:26:52,645 --> 01:26:54,280
I feel a lot better now.

1289
01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:58,918
Oh, okay. Good for you.

1290
01:27:01,210 --> 01:27:03,923
So, hey, listen,
I don't know if you heard,

1291
01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:06,493
but the cops have been coming
around the shop,

1292
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:11,164
talking to all the guys
about those subway murders.

1293
01:27:11,297 --> 01:27:13,990
And, um...
They didn't talk to me.

1294
01:27:15,350 --> 01:27:17,704
That's because the suspect
was a regular-sized person.

1295
01:27:18,271 --> 01:27:20,774
If it was a midget,
you'd be in jail right now.

1296
01:27:21,808 --> 01:27:23,309
[Arthur laughing]

1297
01:27:26,546 --> 01:27:27,814
Anyway, um,

1298
01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:31,985
Hoyt said
that they talked to you,

1299
01:27:32,152 --> 01:27:33,453
and now they're looking for me,

1300
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:35,121
and I just wanna know
what you said.

1301
01:27:35,288 --> 01:27:36,690
Make sure our stories line up.

1302
01:27:36,856 --> 01:27:39,893
Seeing as how you're my boy.
Yeah, that's important.

1303
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:41,895
That makes a lot of sense.
You know what I mean?

1304
01:27:41,895 --> 01:27:43,563
Thank you, Randall.
Thank you so much.

1305
01:27:44,164 --> 01:27:45,665
[Randall groaning]
[Gary screaming]

1306
01:27:49,369 --> 01:27:50,370
[Gary] Arthur!

1307
01:27:51,370 --> 01:27:52,372
No!
[Randall's head thudding]

1308
01:27:53,707 --> 01:27:54,708
What?

1309
01:27:56,420 --> 01:27:57,430
No!

1310
01:27:58,678 --> 01:28:00,460
[Arthur panting]
[Gary sobbing]

1311
01:28:04,984 --> 01:28:07,530
Why would you do that, Arthur?

1312
01:28:07,220 --> 01:28:09,589
[breathing rapidly]
[Gary continues sobbing]

1313
01:28:28,108 --> 01:28:30,276
Do you watch
The Murray Franklin Show?

1314
01:28:30,377 --> 01:28:31,778
[Gary whimpering]
Yeah.

1315
01:28:33,113 --> 01:28:34,914
I'm gonna be on tonight.

1316
01:28:35,181 --> 01:28:36,716
[whimpering]

1317
01:28:39,219 --> 01:28:40,954
[in ****ney accent]
It ****ing crazy, innit?

1318
01:28:41,540 --> 01:28:42,889
Me on the telly.

1319
01:28:44,924 --> 01:28:46,893
What the, Arthur?

1320
01:28:48,128 --> 01:28:49,229
[normal voice] What?

1321
01:28:54,234 --> 01:28:55,435
It's okay, Gary.

1322
01:28:55,902 --> 01:28:56,903
You can go.

1323
01:28:57,137 --> 01:28:58,138
[Gary groaning]

1324
01:28:59,472 --> 01:29:01,107
I'm not gonna hurt you.

1325
01:29:04,770 --> 01:29:05,545
Oh!

1326
01:29:05,779 --> 01:29:07,881
Don't look. Just go.

1327
01:29:12,719 --> 01:29:13,720
[Arthur yells]

1328
01:29:14,888 --> 01:29:16,289
[whimpering]

1329
01:29:20,427 --> 01:29:21,428
[crying]

1330
01:29:22,328 --> 01:29:23,563
[sighs tearfully]

1331
01:29:26,733 --> 01:29:27,901
Hey, Arthur?

1332
01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:29,690
Yeah?

1333
01:29:30,270 --> 01:29:32,672
[stammering]
Arthur, can you get the lock?

1334
01:29:35,909 --> 01:29:36,910
Shit.

1335
01:29:37,344 --> 01:29:38,812
Sorry, Gary.

1336
01:29:49,789 --> 01:29:50,824
Gary?

1337
01:29:50,990 --> 01:29:51,991
Yeah.

1338
01:29:54,527 --> 01:29:57,130
You were the only one
that was ever nice to me.

1339
01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:00,433
Skedaddle.

1340
01:30:04,371 --> 01:30:05,538
[exhales]

1341
01:30:09,609 --> 01:30:11,544
[rock music playing]

1342
01:30:16,490 --> 01:30:17,500
[elevator bell dings]

1343
01:30:56,856 --> 01:30:58,658
[sinister music playing]

1344
01:31:27,620 --> 01:31:28,955
Hey, Arthur!

1345
01:31:29,122 --> 01:31:30,523
We need to talk.

1346
01:31:30,757 --> 01:31:31,891
[Arthur] Oh!

1347
01:31:31,958 --> 01:31:33,960
Hey! Stop, Arthur!

1348
01:31:39,399 --> 01:31:40,467
[Garrity] Arthur!

1349
01:31:43,690 --> 01:31:44,704
Watch it!
Out of the way!

1350
01:31:47,874 --> 01:31:48,875
[Burke] Move!

1351
01:31:50,877 --> 01:31:51,911
[horns honking]
Arthur!

1352
01:31:52,912 --> 01:31:54,147
Shit.

1353
01:31:56,549 --> 01:31:57,617
[detectives] Hey! Hey!

1354
01:32:04,657 --> 01:32:05,658
[Garrity] Arthur, stop!

1355
01:32:11,398 --> 01:32:12,399
[Burke] Go! Go!

1356
01:32:14,501 --> 01:32:16,503
[announcer on PA] Now
departing, O-Train, downtown.

1357
01:32:18,338 --> 01:32:20,106
Stand clear of
the closing doors.

1358
01:32:22,342 --> 01:32:23,343
[panting]

1359
01:32:26,946 --> 01:32:28,314
[Garrity shouting]

1360
01:32:29,516 --> 01:32:32,152
Hold that train! Hold it!

1361
01:32:34,870 --> 01:32:35,288
Get out! Get outta here!

1362
01:32:36,423 --> 01:32:38,580
[announcer on PA]
Next stop, Bedford Park.

1363
01:32:46,833 --> 01:32:48,340
[crowd yelling]

1364
01:32:52,439 --> 01:32:53,440
Masks off!

1365
01:32:53,606 --> 01:32:54,974
Get your mask off!

1366
01:32:55,809 --> 01:32:57,544
Signs down! Now!

1367
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:08,188
Police! Signs down!

1368
01:33:09,356 --> 01:33:10,457
Signs down.

1369
01:33:15,161 --> 01:33:16,329
What the!

1370
01:33:17,530 --> 01:33:18,531
[both grunting]

1371
01:33:19,232 --> 01:33:20,800
[man] Beat his ***!
[crowd shouting]

1372
01:33:27,173 --> 01:33:28,708
Stop fighting! Police!

1373
01:33:28,875 --> 01:33:31,110
Police! Get down!

1374
01:33:33,179 --> 01:33:35,315
Get down! Get the back!

1375
01:33:36,383 --> 01:33:37,384
Police! Get down.

1376
01:33:38,318 --> 01:33:39,419
Get the down!

1377
01:33:44,157 --> 01:33:46,559
Stay the back! Down!

1378
01:33:47,930 --> 01:33:48,940
[gunshot]

1379
01:33:48,428 --> 01:33:49,429
[groans]

1380
01:33:50,196 --> 01:33:51,197
What the...

1381
01:33:54,567 --> 01:33:55,568
Arthur!

1382
01:33:56,169 --> 01:33:57,203
Burke!

1383
01:33:57,437 --> 01:33:58,805
[Arthur laughing]
[crowd shouting]

1384
01:33:58,838 --> 01:34:00,273
Don't do it!

1385
01:34:12,786 --> 01:34:13,787
[laughs]

1386
01:34:50,123 --> 01:34:51,291
Two officers on the train

1387
01:34:51,391 --> 01:34:52,892
were violently confronted
by the crowd,

1388
01:34:52,959 --> 01:34:54,394
and tonight are in serious

1389
01:34:54,461 --> 01:34:56,663
but stable condition
at Gotham Metropolitan.

1390
01:34:56,763 --> 01:34:58,331
[laughs]
We're going live now to

1391
01:34:58,431 --> 01:35:00,233
co-anchor Courtney Weathers,

1392
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,402
who's standing by outside
the Bedford Park Station,

1393
01:35:02,469 --> 01:35:04,304
near where the shooting
took place.

1394
01:35:04,471 --> 01:35:06,339
Courtney,
what's the scene there?

1395
01:35:06,439 --> 01:35:07,607
[knocking on door]

1396
01:35:07,674 --> 01:35:08,675
[door opens]

1397
01:35:11,344 --> 01:35:12,412
Murray.

1398
01:35:12,579 --> 01:35:14,147
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Mr. Franklin, buddy.

1399
01:35:14,314 --> 01:35:16,683
Oh, come on, Gene.
That's all bullshit.

1400
01:35:17,784 --> 01:35:18,985
Thank you, Murray.

1401
01:35:20,186 --> 01:35:21,955
I feel like I know you.

1402
01:35:22,455 --> 01:35:24,290
I've been watching you forever.

1403
01:35:24,457 --> 01:35:25,592
Thank you.

1404
01:35:25,759 --> 01:35:27,270
What's with the face?

1405
01:35:27,193 --> 01:35:29,162
I mean,
are you part of the protest?

1406
01:35:29,329 --> 01:35:30,330
No.

1407
01:35:30,497 --> 01:35:32,265
No, I don't believe
in any of that.

1408
01:35:32,966 --> 01:35:34,534
I don't believe in anything.

1409
01:35:35,168 --> 01:35:36,703
I just thought
it'd be good for my act.

1410
01:35:36,870 --> 01:35:38,371
For your act? Didn't you hear

1411
01:35:38,471 --> 01:35:39,939
what happened on the subway?
Some clown got killed.

1412
01:35:39,973 --> 01:35:41,641
He's aware of that.
He's aware of that. Yeah.

1413
01:35:41,675 --> 01:35:42,942
No, I hadn't heard.

1414
01:35:43,376 --> 01:35:44,477
Yeah.
You see?

1415
01:35:44,544 --> 01:35:45,945
This is what I'm telling you.
The audience is gonna go crazy

1416
01:35:45,979 --> 01:35:46,980
if you put this guy on.

1417
01:35:47,113 --> 01:35:49,215
Maybe for a bit,
but not a whole segment.

1418
01:35:49,382 --> 01:35:51,618
Gene, it's gonna work.
It's gonna work.

1419
01:35:52,385 --> 01:35:54,487
We're gonna go with it.
[Arthur and Murray laugh]

1420
01:35:54,721 --> 01:35:55,722
Thank you, Murray.

1421
01:35:56,322 --> 01:35:57,457
Couple rules, though.

1422
01:35:57,624 --> 01:35:59,359
No cursing.
No off-color material.

1423
01:35:59,526 --> 01:36:00,994
We do a clean show.

1424
01:36:01,161 --> 01:36:02,162
Okay?
Mmm-hmm.

1425
01:36:02,328 --> 01:36:03,897
You'll go on
right after Dr. Sally.

1426
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:05,650
I love Dr. Sally.

1427
01:36:05,231 --> 01:36:06,666
Good, good. Someone will

1428
01:36:06,733 --> 01:36:08,902
come and get you, okay?
Okay. Perfect.

1429
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:10,136
Good luck.

1430
01:36:10,203 --> 01:36:11,204
Thanks, Murray.
Okay.

1431
01:36:12,405 --> 01:36:15,642
Murray, one small thing.
Yeah.

1432
01:36:15,809 --> 01:36:17,477
When you bring me out,

1433
01:36:17,644 --> 01:36:19,512
can you introduce me as Joker?

1434
01:36:19,679 --> 01:36:21,381
What's wrong
with your real name?

1435
01:36:22,150 --> 01:36:24,250
That's what you called me
on the show.

1436
01:36:24,417 --> 01:36:25,552
A joker.

1437
01:36:25,719 --> 01:36:26,720
Do you remember?

1438
01:36:27,870 --> 01:36:29,890
Did I?
[Gene] I don't know.

1439
01:36:29,255 --> 01:36:31,358
Well, if you say so, kid,
you know, Joker it is.

1440
01:36:31,524 --> 01:36:32,525
It's good.

1441
01:36:32,692 --> 01:36:33,760
Thanks, Murray.

1442
01:36:46,573 --> 01:36:47,774
[gun clicks]

1443
01:36:56,490 --> 01:36:57,150
[Murray] I'll try it, you know,

1444
01:36:57,183 --> 01:36:59,520
but I'm not sure
my wife will let me do it.

1445
01:36:59,119 --> 01:37:00,420
[audience laughing]

1446
01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:01,855
Maybe my next wife.

1447
01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:03,690
[Murray laughing]
[audience cheering]

1448
01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:07,293
You gotta see
our next guest for yourself.

1449
01:37:07,460 --> 01:37:09,529
I'm pretty sure
this guy could use a doctor.

1450
01:37:09,863 --> 01:37:10,897
[audience laughing]
[Dr. Sally] Oh!

1451
01:37:10,930 --> 01:37:12,298
Does he have ***ual problems?

1452
01:37:12,465 --> 01:37:14,901
[Murray] Oh, he looks like
he's got a lot of problems.

1453
01:37:14,968 --> 01:37:16,360
[audience laughing]

1454
01:37:16,102 --> 01:37:18,738
All right, Bobby, let's show
that clip one last time.

1455
01:37:18,972 --> 01:37:20,607
[Arthur laughing on video]

1456
01:37:25,145 --> 01:37:28,480
[Arthur]
I hated school as a kid.

1457
01:37:29,816 --> 01:37:31,985
But my mother would always say,

1458
01:37:33,530 --> 01:37:34,354
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.

1459
01:37:34,387 --> 01:37:37,490
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."

1460
01:37:37,657 --> 01:37:38,892
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma.

1461
01:37:38,925 --> 01:37:40,894
I'm gonna be a comedian."

1462
01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:42,796
[Arthur laughing on video]

1463
01:37:47,167 --> 01:37:49,469
[Murray] Okay. You may...
[audience laughing]

1464
01:37:50,937 --> 01:37:54,174
You may have seen that clip
of our next guest.

1465
01:37:54,341 --> 01:37:56,743
Now, before he comes out,
I just want to say

1466
01:37:56,910 --> 01:37:58,411
that we're all heartbroken

1467
01:37:58,478 --> 01:38:00,447
about what's going on
in the city tonight.

1468
01:38:00,613 --> 01:38:02,916
But this is
how he wanted to come out,

1469
01:38:03,830 --> 01:38:06,286
and honestly, I think
we could all use a good laugh.

1470
01:38:06,453 --> 01:38:08,621
So, please welcome, Joker.

1471
01:38:09,823 --> 01:38:11,825
[music playing]
[audience applauding]

1472
01:38:23,703 --> 01:38:25,438
[audience cheering]

1473
01:38:47,761 --> 01:38:49,162
Are you all right, Doctor?

1474
01:38:49,229 --> 01:38:50,530
[audience laughing]

1475
01:38:52,999 --> 01:38:55,435
Well,
that was quite an entrance.

1476
01:38:59,539 --> 01:39:01,740
[scattered laughter
from audience]

1477
01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:03,900
You okay?

1478
01:39:05,845 --> 01:39:07,247
Yeah.

1479
01:39:07,414 --> 01:39:10,116
This is exactly
how I imagined it.

1480
01:39:12,850 --> 01:39:13,887
Well, that makes one of us.

1481
01:39:13,953 --> 01:39:15,388
[audience laughing]

1482
01:39:15,455 --> 01:39:16,456
[audience applauding]

1483
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:22,929
So, can you tell us
about this look?

1484
01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:24,431
When we spoke earlier,

1485
01:39:24,531 --> 01:39:26,633
you mentioned that this look
is not a political statement.

1486
01:39:26,633 --> 01:39:27,701
Is that right?

1487
01:39:27,867 --> 01:39:29,469
That's right, Murray.
I'm not political.

1488
01:39:29,636 --> 01:39:32,205
I'm just trying to
make people laugh.

1489
01:39:32,372 --> 01:39:34,441
And how's that going for you?
[audience laughing]

1490
01:39:35,208 --> 01:39:36,710
[laughing]

1491
01:39:42,449 --> 01:39:44,284
So, I know you're a comedian.

1492
01:39:44,451 --> 01:39:46,286
You been working on
any new material?

1493
01:39:46,386 --> 01:39:47,487
You wanna tell us a joke?

1494
01:39:48,421 --> 01:39:49,589
[audience applauding]

1495
01:39:53,226 --> 01:39:54,227
Yeah?

1496
01:39:56,396 --> 01:39:57,397
Okay.

1497
01:40:01,101 --> 01:40:02,469
[audience laughing]

1498
01:40:03,436 --> 01:40:05,710
He's got a book.

1499
01:40:05,972 --> 01:40:07,440
A book of jokes.

1500
01:40:16,820 --> 01:40:17,450
Take your time.
We got all night.

1501
01:40:17,884 --> 01:40:19,386
[audience laughing]

1502
01:40:21,121 --> 01:40:22,122
[Murray chuckles]

1503
01:40:23,490 --> 01:40:25,792
Okay, okay. Here's one.

1504
01:40:28,928 --> 01:40:31,431
Knock, knock.

1505
01:40:31,598 --> 01:40:32,932
And you had to look that up?

1506
01:40:33,266 --> 01:40:34,567
[laughing]
[audience laughing]

1507
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:36,469
[audience applauding]

1508
01:40:40,730 --> 01:40:41,675
I want to get it right.

1509
01:40:43,510 --> 01:40:45,780
Knock, knock.

1510
01:40:45,245 --> 01:40:46,746
Who's there?

1511
01:40:48,181 --> 01:40:49,616
It's the police, ma'am.

1512
01:40:49,783 --> 01:40:51,618
Your son's been hit
by a drunk driver.

1513
01:40:51,785 --> 01:40:54,187
He's dead. [laughing]
[audience gasps]

1514
01:40:54,754 --> 01:40:55,955
[plays sad note]

1515
01:40:56,122 --> 01:40:57,691
[audience booing]
Oh, no, no, no.

1516
01:40:57,857 --> 01:40:59,626
No, you cannot joke about that.

1517
01:40:59,793 --> 01:41:01,761
Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur.

1518
01:41:01,928 --> 01:41:04,364
That's not the kind of humor
we do on this show.

1519
01:41:04,964 --> 01:41:07,267
Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry.

1520
01:41:07,434 --> 01:41:11,805
It's just, you know, it's been
a rough few weeks, Murray.

1521
01:41:11,871 --> 01:41:13,306
[chuckling]

1522
01:41:13,373 --> 01:41:15,208
Ever since

1523
01:41:17,777 --> 01:41:19,879
I killed
those three Wall Street guys.

1524
01:41:20,460 --> 01:41:21,214
[all gasp]

1525
01:41:26,486 --> 01:41:28,455
Okay, I'm waiting
for the punchline.

1526
01:41:29,956 --> 01:41:31,658
There is no punchline.

1527
01:41:33,590 --> 01:41:34,961
It's not a joke.
[audience murmuring]

1528
01:41:39,632 --> 01:41:40,700
You're serious, aren't you?

1529
01:41:40,867 --> 01:41:41,935
You're telling us you killed

1530
01:41:41,968 --> 01:41:43,236
those three young men
on the subway?

1531
01:41:43,236 --> 01:41:44,237
[Arthur] Mmm-hmm.

1532
01:41:44,404 --> 01:41:46,139
And why should we believe you?

1533
01:41:46,306 --> 01:41:48,241
I got nothing left to lose.

1534
01:41:50,243 --> 01:41:52,312
Nothing can hurt me anymore.

1535
01:41:54,470 --> 01:41:55,382
[laughs]

1536
01:41:55,482 --> 01:41:58,351
My life is nothing but a comedy.

1537
01:41:58,918 --> 01:42:00,587
[audience booing]

1538
01:42:01,988 --> 01:42:03,890
Well, let me get this straight,

1539
01:42:03,890 --> 01:42:05,358
you think that killing
those guys is funny?

1540
01:42:06,260 --> 01:42:07,527
I do.

1541
01:42:07,694 --> 01:42:10,330
And I'm tired
of pretending it's not.

1542
01:42:10,497 --> 01:42:12,365
Comedy is subjective, Murray.

1543
01:42:12,832 --> 01:42:14,534
Isn't that what they say?

1544
01:42:14,701 --> 01:42:16,436
All of you,

1545
01:42:16,603 --> 01:42:19,205
the system that knows so much,

1546
01:42:19,372 --> 01:42:22,750
you decide
what's right or wrong.

1547
01:42:22,242 --> 01:42:27,447
The same way that you decide
what's funny or not!

1548
01:42:28,782 --> 01:42:29,783
[man] Get him off!

1549
01:42:30,550 --> 01:42:34,220
Well, okay,
I think I might understand

1550
01:42:34,554 --> 01:42:36,560
that you did this to
start a movement,

1551
01:42:36,122 --> 01:42:38,124
to become a symbol?

1552
01:42:38,758 --> 01:42:40,293
Come on, Murray.

1553
01:42:40,460 --> 01:42:41,695
Do I look like the kind of clown

1554
01:42:41,728 --> 01:42:43,296
that could start a movement?

1555
01:42:43,463 --> 01:42:46,299
I killed those guys
because they were awful.

1556
01:42:46,466 --> 01:42:48,968
Everybody is awful these days.

1557
01:42:49,135 --> 01:42:51,438
It's enough to
make anyone crazy.

1558
01:42:51,604 --> 01:42:53,373
[Murray] Okay. So, that's it,
you're crazy.

1559
01:42:53,540 --> 01:42:55,809
That's your defense
for killing three young men?

1560
01:42:56,443 --> 01:42:57,977
No.

1561
01:42:58,144 --> 01:43:01,481
They couldn't carry a tune
to save their lives.

1562
01:43:01,881 --> 01:43:03,830
[audience booing]

1563
01:43:03,316 --> 01:43:06,753
Oh, why is everybody
so upset about these guys?

1564
01:43:07,620 --> 01:43:09,389
If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,

1565
01:43:09,456 --> 01:43:10,824
you'd walk right over me!

1566
01:43:10,990 --> 01:43:13,126
I pass you every day,
and you don't notice me.

1567
01:43:13,293 --> 01:43:15,562
But these guys, what,
because Thomas Wayne

1568
01:43:15,628 --> 01:43:17,163
went and cried about them on TV?

1569
01:43:17,330 --> 01:43:19,399
You have a problem
with Thomas Wayne, too?

1570
01:43:19,566 --> 01:43:21,468
Yes, I do.

1571
01:43:21,634 --> 01:43:25,710
Have you seen what it's like
out there, Murray?

1572
01:43:25,238 --> 01:43:28,274
Do you ever actually
leave the studio?

1573
01:43:28,441 --> 01:43:32,278
Everybody just yells
and screams at each other.

1574
01:43:32,445 --> 01:43:34,614
Nobody's civil anymore.

1575
01:43:34,781 --> 01:43:38,351
Nobody thinks what it's like
to be the other guy.

1576
01:43:39,152 --> 01:43:41,955
You think men like
Thomas Wayne ever think

1577
01:43:42,220 --> 01:43:43,990
what it's like to be
someone like me?

1578
01:43:44,157 --> 01:43:46,860
To be somebody but themselves?
They don't.

1579
01:43:47,930 --> 01:43:49,195
They think that
we'll just sit there

1580
01:43:49,295 --> 01:43:51,664
and take it,
like good little boys!

1581
01:43:51,965 --> 01:43:54,340
That we won't werewolf
and go wild!

1582
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:55,835
You finished?

1583
01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:58,338
I mean, it's so much
self-pity, Arthur.

1584
01:43:58,505 --> 01:44:00,400
You sound like
you're making excuses

1585
01:44:00,140 --> 01:44:01,541
for killing those young men.

1586
01:44:01,708 --> 01:44:03,543
Not everybody,
and I'll tell you this,

1587
01:44:03,643 --> 01:44:05,450
not everyone is awful.

1588
01:44:07,347 --> 01:44:08,548
You're awful, Murray.

1589
01:44:08,715 --> 01:44:10,617
Me? I'm awful?

1590
01:44:10,784 --> 01:44:12,519
Oh, yeah, how am I awful?

1591
01:44:14,688 --> 01:44:16,156
Playing my video.

1592
01:44:17,557 --> 01:44:19,459
Inviting me on this show.

1593
01:44:20,527 --> 01:44:22,862
You just wanted to
make fun of me.

1594
01:44:23,863 --> 01:44:25,832
You're just like
the rest of them.

1595
01:44:25,999 --> 01:44:27,901
You don't know
the first thing about me, pal.

1596
01:44:28,680 --> 01:44:30,670
Look what happened, because of
what you did. What it led to.

1597
01:44:30,837 --> 01:44:32,539
There are riots out there.

1598
01:44:32,706 --> 01:44:34,240
Two policemen are
in critical condition,

1599
01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:35,508
and you're laughing.
[laughs]

1600
01:44:35,542 --> 01:44:36,543
You're laughing.

1601
01:44:36,710 --> 01:44:39,546
Someone was killed today,
because of what you did.

1602
01:44:39,713 --> 01:44:41,181
I know.

1603
01:44:43,750 --> 01:44:44,984
How about another joke, Murray?

1604
01:44:45,151 --> 01:44:46,820
No, I think we've had
enough of your jokes.

1605
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:48,288
What do you get...
I don't think so.

1606
01:44:48,321 --> 01:44:50,857
When you cross
a mentally-ill loner

1607
01:44:51,240 --> 01:44:53,426
with a society that abandons him

1608
01:44:53,526 --> 01:44:54,561
and treats him like trash?

1609
01:44:54,728 --> 01:44:55,729
Call the police, Gene!

1610
01:44:55,895 --> 01:44:57,330
I'll tell you what you get!
Call the police.

1611
01:44:57,364 --> 01:44:59,320
You get
what you ****ing deserve!

1612
01:44:59,933 --> 01:45:01,901
[audience screaming]

1613
01:45:17,584 --> 01:45:19,219
[laughing]

1614
01:45:26,126 --> 01:45:27,727
[screaming continues]
[gun clatters]

1615
01:45:35,568 --> 01:45:38,705
Good night.
And always remember, that's...

1616
01:45:39,239 --> 01:45:41,274
[upbeat music playing]

1617
01:45:44,770 --> 01:45:45,311
[news anchor 1 ] Breaking news.

1618
01:45:45,478 --> 01:45:48,480
Popular TV talk show host,
Murray Franklin

1619
01:45:48,214 --> 01:45:50,483
was shot dead tonight on the
live telecast of his program.

1620
01:45:50,483 --> 01:45:52,786
The man who was
introduced by Franklin

1621
01:45:52,886 --> 01:45:55,755
as "Joker" is
currently under arrest.

1622
01:45:55,922 --> 01:45:58,491
Police led the suspect
handcuffed out of the studio.

1623
01:45:58,658 --> 01:46:00,226
[Arthur shouting]
[overlapping chatter]

1624
01:46:00,260 --> 01:46:02,796
Merely just a punchline
to a joke...

1625
01:46:02,962 --> 01:46:04,597
[Arthur] You get what you
[bleep] deserve!

1626
01:46:04,731 --> 01:46:05,832
[reporter 1 ]
Looting and rioting

1627
01:46:05,832 --> 01:46:06,900
have intensified here...

1628
01:46:07,670 --> 01:46:08,535
[reporter 2]...rioting
throughout the city.

1629
01:46:08,568 --> 01:46:09,869
[Arthur]...with a society
that abandons him

1630
01:46:09,903 --> 01:46:10,937
and treats him like trash?

1631
01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:12,272
[news anchor 2]
This mob of clowns...

1632
01:46:12,305 --> 01:46:13,873
[reporter 1 ]
many wearing clown masks.

1633
01:46:13,907 --> 01:46:15,675
[overlapping chatter continues]

1634
01:46:15,775 --> 01:46:17,477
[Arthur] If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,

1635
01:46:17,510 --> 01:46:18,912
you'd walk right over me.
[news anchor 2] To all of

1636
01:46:18,945 --> 01:46:20,413
those who have been
ignored by the system.

1637
01:46:20,447 --> 01:46:21,715
[Arthur] And always remember,
that's life!

1638
01:46:21,748 --> 01:46:24,417
[reporter 3] And as you see,
Gotham is burning.

1639
01:46:24,951 --> 01:46:25,785
[music playing]

1640
01:46:25,852 --> 01:46:30,230
In the white room
With black curtains near the station

1641
01:46:30,123 --> 01:46:32,325
[sirens wailing]

1642
01:46:33,526 --> 01:46:38,498
Black roof country, no gold pavements
Tired starlings

1643
01:46:38,598 --> 01:46:40,500
[looters shouting]

1644
01:46:42,369 --> 01:46:45,205
Silver horses ran down moonbeams

1645
01:46:45,305 --> 01:46:47,273
[dispatcher chattering on radio]

1646
01:46:47,340 --> 01:46:49,376
In your dark eyes

1647
01:46:51,378 --> 01:46:57,484
Dawnlight smiles on you leaving
My contentment

1648
01:46:59,452 --> 01:47:01,540
[shouting continues]

1649
01:47:01,321 --> 01:47:02,689
[store alarms ringing]

1650
01:47:02,789 --> 01:47:06,793
I'll wait in this place
Where the sun never shines

1651
01:47:06,860 --> 01:47:08,361
[laughing]

1652
01:47:09,629 --> 01:47:12,799
Wait in this place

1653
01:47:12,866 --> 01:47:18,405
Where the shadows run from themselves

1654
01:47:19,639 --> 01:47:21,841
[officer 1 ] Stop laughing,
you freak! This isn't funny.

1655
01:47:22,242 --> 01:47:23,576
[officer 2] Yeah, the whole
city's on fire

1656
01:47:23,576 --> 01:47:24,577
'cause of what you did.

1657
01:47:25,812 --> 01:47:28,810
[dispatcher] All units,
fire reported, north of alley.

1658
01:47:28,181 --> 01:47:29,716
Code Four for medical.

1659
01:47:30,350 --> 01:47:31,818
I know.

1660
01:47:33,319 --> 01:47:35,321
Isn't it beautiful?

1661
01:47:35,488 --> 01:47:36,489
[chuckles]

1662
01:47:45,699 --> 01:47:47,267
[looters shouting]

1663
01:48:35,448 --> 01:48:37,484
[shouting continues]

1664
01:48:55,100 --> 01:48:56,569
[sirens wailing]

1665
01:49:17,791 --> 01:49:19,125
Go over there.

1666
01:49:37,100 --> 01:49:38,144
Hey, Wayne.

1667
01:49:39,112 --> 01:49:40,847
You get
what you deserve.

1668
01:49:41,140 --> 01:49:42,148
No! Pal!

1669
01:49:42,549 --> 01:49:43,783
[Mrs. Wayne screaming]

1670
01:49:46,986 --> 01:49:47,987
[gunshot]

1671
01:49:50,357 --> 01:49:51,358
[body thuds]

1672
01:49:51,524 --> 01:49:53,159
[looters shouting]

1673
01:49:56,129 --> 01:49:57,997
[coughing]

1674
01:50:22,922 --> 01:50:24,924
[man] Come on, get up!

1675
01:50:25,910 --> 01:50:27,600
Come on, man, get up.

1676
01:50:27,193 --> 01:50:28,762
[crowd shouting and cheering]

1677
01:51:51,945 --> 01:51:53,747
[crowd continues
shouting and cheering]

1678
01:52:23,209 --> 01:52:24,778
[Arthur laughing]

1679
01:52:52,472 --> 01:52:53,873
[continues laughing]

1680
01:53:06,252 --> 01:53:08,355
What's so funny?

1681
01:53:12,359 --> 01:53:13,927
Just thinking of a joke.

1682
01:53:15,662 --> 01:53:17,430
[Arthur continues laughing]

1683
01:53:33,113 --> 01:53:35,115
Do you want to tell it to me?

1684
01:53:41,287 --> 01:53:42,922
You wouldn't get it.

1685
01:53:43,123 --> 01:53:45,291
["That's Life" playing]

1686
01:53:54,968 --> 01:53:56,636
[Arthur singing along] That's life

1687
01:53:56,736 --> 01:53:58,204
[chorus] That's life

1688
01:53:58,271 --> 01:54:01,207
And as funny as it may seem

1689
01:54:02,642 --> 01:54:05,378
Some people get their kicks

1690
01:54:05,545 --> 01:54:07,647
Stompin' on a dream

1691
01:54:08,715 --> 01:54:12,385
But I don't let it,
let it get me down

1692
01:54:14,554 --> 01:54:16,723
'Cause this fine old world

1693
01:54:16,823 --> 01:54:19,426
It keeps spinnin' around

1694
01:54:20,160 --> 01:54:23,463
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate

1695
01:54:23,563 --> 01:54:26,800
A poet, a pawn and a king

1696
01:54:26,900 --> 01:54:30,837
I've been up and down and over and out

1697
01:54:30,937 --> 01:54:33,106
And I know one thing

1698
01:54:33,440 --> 01:54:39,279
Each time I find myself flat on my face

1699
01:54:39,679 --> 01:54:45,752
I pick myself up
And get back in the race

1700
01:54:46,119 --> 01:54:47,320
That's life

1701
01:54:47,420 --> 01:54:48,488
[chorus] That's life

1702
01:54:48,588 --> 01:54:52,625
[man] That's life
And I can't deny it

1703
01:54:53,326 --> 01:54:58,598
Many times I thought of cuttin' out
But my heart won't buy it

1704
01:54:59,165 --> 01:55:03,770
But if there's nothing shakin'
Come here this July

1705
01:55:06,706 --> 01:55:12,879
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball

1706
01:55:13,380 --> 01:55:19,619
And die

1707
01:55:21,388 --> 01:55:27,227
My, my

1708
01:55:38,638 --> 01:55:41,141
Isn't it rich?

1709
01:55:43,476 --> 01:55:46,246
Are we a pair?

1710
01:55:48,314 --> 01:55:52,850
Me here at last on the ground

1711
01:55:52,352 --> 01:55:55,588
You in mid-air

1712
01:55:57,657 --> 01:56:02,262
Send in the clowns

1713
01:56:09,690 --> 01:56:11,604
Isn't it bliss?

1714
01:56:14,507 --> 01:56:17,844
Don't you approve?

1715
01:56:19,512 --> 01:56:23,183
One who keeps tearing around

1716
01:56:23,249 --> 01:56:27,420
One who can't move

1717
01:56:30,390 --> 01:56:35,595
Where are the clowns?

1718
01:56:36,896 --> 01:56:40,734
Send in the clowns

1719
01:56:41,701 --> 01:56:44,437
Just when I stopped

1720
01:56:45,939 --> 01:56:49,109
Opening doors

1721
01:56:50,877 --> 01:56:57,550
Finally knowing
The one that I wanted was yours

1722
01:56:59,652 --> 01:57:06,326
Making my entrance again
With my usual flair

1723
01:57:09,596 --> 01:57:14,567
Sure of my lines

1724
01:57:16,302 --> 01:57:21,274
No one is there

1725
01:57:28,648 --> 01:57:32,652
Don't you love farce?

1726
01:57:35,455 --> 01:57:38,491
My fault, I fear

1727
01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:44,998
I thought that you'd want what I want

1728
01:57:45,980 --> 01:57:48,768
Sorry, my dear

1729
01:57:51,370 --> 01:57:55,709
But where are the clowns?

1730
01:57:58,440 --> 01:58:03,160
There ought to be clowns

1731
01:58:04,184 --> 01:58:11,157
Well, maybe next year