1 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:07,440 (man) Do you find me sadistic? 2 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:11,211 You know, Kiddo... 3 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:13,780 ...I'd like to believe... 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,483 ...you're aware enough, even now... 5 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:21,187 ...to know that there's nothing sadistic... 6 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:23,156 ...in my actions. 7 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,270 At this moment... 8 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,130 ...this is me... 9 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,833 ...at my most masochistic. 10 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,235 Bill. 11 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:37,871 It's your ba... 12 00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:44,844 (woman) Looked dead, didn't I? 13 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,513 Well, I wasn't. 14 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:50,183 But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. 15 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,386 Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - 16 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:56,756 a coma I was to lie in for four years. 17 00:00:57,524 --> 00:01:01,861 When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as 18 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:05,498 "a roaring rampage of revenge." 19 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,601 I roared, and I rampaged, 20 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,371 and I got bloody satisfaction. 21 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:16,242 I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, 22 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,545 but I've only one more. 23 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,614 The last one. 24 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,284 The one I'm driving to right now. 25 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:28,880 The only one left. 26 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:31,791 And when I arrive at my destination, 27 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:35,261 I am gonna kill Bill. 28 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:38,365 (♪ instrumental) 29 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:03,890 (woman) The incident that happened at the Two Pines Wedding Chapel 30 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:07,127 that put this whole gory story into motion 31 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,696 has since become legend. 32 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,699 "Massacre at Two Pines." 33 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,601 That's what the newspapers called it. 34 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,336 The local TV news called it, 35 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:20,674 "The El Paso, Texas Wedding Chapel Massacre." 36 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:23,476 How it happened, who was there, 37 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:26,346 how many got killed and who killed them - 38 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:30,150 changes depending on who's telling the story. 39 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:34,688 In actual fact, the massacre didn't happen during a wedding at all. 40 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,957 It was a wedding rehearsal. 41 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,827 Now, when we come to the part where I say, 42 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:44,464 "You may kiss the bride," you may kiss the bride. 43 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:47,500 But don't stick your tongue in her mouth. 44 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,436 (laughter) 45 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,705 This might be funny to your friends, 46 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:55,108 but it would be embarrassing to your parents. 47 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,543 (laughter continues) 48 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,813 We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend. 49 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,982 Y'all got a song? 50 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,656 How about "Love Me Tender"? I can play that. 51 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,758 - Sure. - Yeah. 52 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,194 "Love Me Tender" would be great. 53 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,396 Rufus - he's the man. 54 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:20,533 Rufus, who was that that you used to play for? 55 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,469 Rufus Thomas. 56 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,472 Rufus Thomas. Rufus Thomas. 57 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:29,976 I was a Drell. I was a Drifter. I was a Coaster. 58 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:33,580 I was part of the Gang. I was a Barkay. 59 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,170 If they come through Texas, I done played with 'em. 60 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,855 Rufus - he's the man. 61 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,593 - Have I forgotten anything? - Um... 62 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:50,263 Oh yes, you forgot, uh, the seating arrangements. 63 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,320 - Thank you, Mother. - Yes. 64 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:55,268 Now, the way we normally do this - 65 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:59,439 we have the bride's side, and then we have the groom's side. 66 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,742 But since the bride ain't got nobody comin', 67 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:06,880 and the groom's got far too many people comin'... 68 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:09,349 Well, yeah, they're comin' all the way from Oklahoma. 69 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,530 Right... 70 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:16,189 Well, I don't see no problem with... 71 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,559 ...the groom's side sharing the bride's side. 72 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,462 - Do you, Mother? - I don't have a problem with that. 73 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,563 But, uh... 74 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:27,967 Honey, you know, it would be good if you had somebody come. 75 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,137 You know, as a sign of good faith? 76 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,841 Well, I don't have anybody... 77 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:39,120 ...except for Tommy and my friends. 78 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,316 - You have no family? - Well, I'm workin' on changing that. 79 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:47,721 Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family this little angel's ever gonna need. 80 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:53,493 I'm not feeling very well, and this ***** is starting to piss me off. 81 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:57,163 So while y'all blather on, I'm gonna go outside and get some air. 82 00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:00,333 OK. Um, uh, Reverend, sorry, uh... 83 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:03,837 - She's gonna go out and get some air. - Yeah. Given her delicate condition... 84 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,773 She just needs a few minutes to get it together. She'll be OK. 85 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,241 (Reverend) Right... 86 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,412 (♪ flute) 87 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,754 Hello, Kiddo. 88 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:37,597 - How did you find me? - I'm the man. 89 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,503 What are you doin' here? 90 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,706 What am I doin'? 91 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:50,310 Well... 92 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,880 ...moment ago I was playin' my flute. 93 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,888 At this moment... 94 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:07,460 ...I'm lookin' at the most beautiful bride these old eyes have ever seen. 95 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:12,899 - Why are you here? - Last look. 96 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:19,572 - Are you gonna be nice? - I've never been nice in my whole life. 97 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:24,577 But I'll do my best to be sweet. 98 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:25,645 Hmm. 99 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:29,149 I always told you... 100 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:32,619 ...your sweet side is you best side. 101 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:37,590 I guess that's why you're the only one who's ever seen it. 102 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:43,897 - So you got a bun in the oven. - Hmm. 103 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,635 - I'm knocked up. - Jeez, Louise. 104 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:55,308 That young man of yours sure doesn't believe in wasting time, does he? 105 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,944 Have you seen Tommy? 106 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:03,283 - Big guy in the tux? - Yes. 107 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,385 Then I saw him. 108 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,822 I like his hair. 109 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,359 You promised you'd be nice. 110 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:18,998 No, I said I'd do my best. That's hardly a promise. 111 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:21,334 But you're right. 112 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,871 What does your young man do for a living? 113 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:29,209 He owns a used record store here in El Paso. 114 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:33,847 - Ah. Music lover, eh? - He's fond of music. 115 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,183 Aren't we all? 116 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,991 And what are you doing for a J-O-B these days? 117 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:49,396 I work in the record store. 118 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,965 Aso. 119 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:56,690 It all suddenly seems so clear. 120 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:03,176 - Do you like it? - Yeah. I like it a lot, smart***. 121 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,746 I get to listen to music all day... 122 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:10,450 ...talk about music all day. It's really cool. 123 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,355 It's gonna be a great environment for my little girl to grow up in. 124 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:22,762 As opposed to jetting around the world, killing human beings, 125 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,565 and being paid vast sums of money? 126 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,235 Precisely. 127 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,138 Well, my old friend... 128 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,607 ...to each his own. 129 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,782 I am looking forward to meeting your young man. 130 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:48,254 I happen to be, more or less, particular whom my gal marries. 131 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:54,494 - You want to come to the wedding? - Only if I can sit on the bride's side. 132 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,732 You'll find it a bit lonely on my side. 133 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:02,235 Your side always was a bit lonely. 134 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,138 But I wouldn't sit anywhere else. 135 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,776 You know... 136 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,312 ...I had the loveliest dream about you... 137 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,781 Oh, here's Tommy! Call me Arlene. 138 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,500 - You must be Tommy! - Uh-huh. 139 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,319 Arlene's told me so much about you. 140 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,455 - Honey, you OK? - Oh, I'm fine. 141 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,910 Tommy, I'd like you to meet my father. 142 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,328 Oh, my God! 143 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,530 Oh, my God, this is great! 144 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,199 I'm so glad to meet you, sir... uh, Dad. 145 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,535 The name's Bill. 146 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,470 Well, it's great to meet you... Bill. 147 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:41,174 - Arlene told me you couldn't make it. - Surprise. 148 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,477 That's my pop for ya. Always full of surprises. 149 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:47,981 Well, in the surprise department... 150 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:51,451 ...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 151 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,787 - When did you get in? - Just now. 152 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:56,856 - Did you come straight from Australia? - Of course. 153 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,393 Daddy, I told Tommy that you were in Perth mining for silver, and... 154 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,862 ...no one could reach you. 155 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:06,366 Lucky for us all, that's not the case. 156 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,401 So... 157 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,205 What's this all about? I've heard of wedding rehearsals, 158 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:16,676 but I don't believe I've ever heard of a wedding dress rehearsal before. 159 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,110 We thought, 160 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,348 "Why pay so much money for a dress you're only going to wear once?" 161 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,351 Especially when Arlene looks so goddamn beautiful in it. 162 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,987 So, I think we're going to try to get all the mileage we can out of it. 163 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,759 Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom to see the bride 164 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,995 in her wedding dress before the ceremony? 165 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:40,400 Well, I guess I just believe in living dangerously. 166 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,371 I know just what you mean. 167 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,707 (Reverend) Son. Some of us have places to be. 168 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,275 (Rufus) Sure do. 169 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:53,747 Look, we got to go through this one more time. So, why don't you have a s... 170 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:57,751 Oh, my God. What am I thinking? You should give her away! 171 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:01,621 Tommy, that's not exactly Daddy's cup of tea. 172 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,157 I think Father would be much more comfortable 173 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,193 - sitting with the rest of the guests. - Hmm. Really? 174 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,396 That's asking a lot. 175 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,733 Oh. OK. Well, forget it. 176 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,770 But how about we go out to dinner tonight to celebrate? 177 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,439 Only on the condition that I pay for everything. 178 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,875 Deal. We got to do this now. 179 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:25,979 - Can I watch? - Absolutely. Have a seat. 180 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:29,382 - Which is the bride's side? - Right over here. 181 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,888 (Reverend) Mother, here we go! 182 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,659 Now son, about them vows... 183 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,431 (♪ guitar) 184 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,100 Bill... 185 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:52,806 - I just want... - You don't owe me a damn thing. 186 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,475 If he's the man you want... 187 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,411 ...then go stand by him. 188 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,139 - Do I look pretty? - Oh, yes. 189 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,718 Thank you. 190 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,221 (Reverend) What the hell? 191 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,589 (screaming) 192 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,658 (bride) No! Bill! 193 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,327 (machine gunfire) 194 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,330 (barking) 195 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,769 (bells toll) 196 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,123 (bird chirps) 197 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:04,370 You tellin' me she cut her way through 88 bodyguards before she got to O-Ren? 198 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,139 Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em. 199 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,975 They just call themselves "The Crazy 88" 200 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,111 - How come? - I don't know. 201 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,247 I guess they thought it sounded cool. 202 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:18,151 Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword. 203 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:22,255 - She got a Hanzo sword? - He made one for her. 204 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,759 Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword? 205 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:29,429 It would appear he has broken it. 206 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,402 Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, don't they? 207 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,472 Or maybe... 208 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:43,410 ...you just tend to bring that out in people. 209 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:47,647 I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask it, 210 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:52,185 but you haven't, by any chance, kept up with your... swordplay? 211 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,122 I, um... 212 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,593 (belches) I pawned that years ago. 213 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,997 You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword? 214 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,132 Yep. 215 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,201 It was priceless. 216 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,142 Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. 217 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,280 In El Paso, I got me $250 for it. 218 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,686 (sniffs) 219 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,824 If she wants to fight with me, all she's got to do is come to the club 220 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,727 and start some shit, and we'll be in a fight. 221 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:39,165 I know we haven't spoken in some time, 222 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,370 and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant, 223 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:48,541 but you've got to get over being mad at me, 224 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,810 and start becoming afraid of (bleep), 225 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:54,481 because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you. 226 00:16:55,815 --> 00:17:00,860 And unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed. 227 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:13,933 I don't dodge guilt, and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance. 228 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,606 Can't we just... forget the past? 229 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,377 That woman... 230 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,680 ...deserves her revenge. 231 00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:33,860 And... 232 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,755 ...we deserve to die. 233 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,463 But then again... 234 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,565 ...so does she. 235 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,704 So I guess... 236 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,773 ...we'll just see. 237 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,210 Won't we? 238 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,330 (♪ distant music) 239 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:31,478 (♪ Spanish music) 240 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,482 Late again. 241 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,751 Budd, can't you tell time? 242 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,754 There ain't nobody in here, man. 243 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,230 - (man) Is that Budd? - Yeah. 244 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,260 (man) Tell him to get his ****ing *** back here! 245 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,927 OK. 246 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:51,598 Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya. 247 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,339 Take a hit. Be somebody, baby. 248 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,450 You looking for me? 249 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:20,160 I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here 250 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,663 that let you stroll in 20 minutes late, but it wasn't owned by me 251 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:26,366 - and I own a ****in' car wash. - Do you want me to leave? 252 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,802 No, I don't want you to leave. I want you to sit and wait. 253 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,804 Larry... 254 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,874 ...there ain't nobody out there, so... 255 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,978 (slurring) "There's nobody out there, Larry." 256 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,482 What's your point? 257 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:47,253 - That you're not needed here? - My point is... 258 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:51,891 ...I'm the bouncer, and there ain't nobody out there to bounce. 259 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:55,261 You're saying that the reason... 260 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:59,366 ...that you're not doing the job that I'm... 261 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:03,903 ...paying you to do is that you don't have a job to do? 262 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:08,274 - No... - Is that what you're saying? 263 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,410 What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? 264 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,446 That you're as useless as an ***hole right here? 265 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,850 Well, guess what, buddy. 266 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:20,553 I think... you just ****ing convinced me. 267 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,391 Let's go to the calendar. 268 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,626 It's calendar time. 269 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,262 Calendar time for Buddy. 270 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,799 - OK. You working tomorrow? - Yeah. 271 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,970 Mm. No, you're n... You don't even know what ****ing day you work. 272 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,720 Here. You're not working tomorrow. 273 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:42,308 You're working Wednesday. Here you are. There you go. 274 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,477 - Workin' Thursday? - Yeah. 275 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:48,748 I don't think so. Friday. 276 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,840 I d... There's your name. 277 00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:54,540 - If you say so. - There used to be your name. OK? 278 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,823 - Saturday. There used to be your name. - Oh. 279 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,291 Uh, Monday... 280 00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:00,460 Here. How about that? 281 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:05,465 ****in' with your cash is the only thing you kids seem to understand. OK? 282 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,102 Now, I want you to go home till I call you. 283 00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,604 Till I call you. 284 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,775 Before you leave, talk to Rocket. She's got a job for you to do. 285 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,790 And... 286 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,781 ...the hat. 287 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,751 That ****in' hat. 288 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:28,188 That ****ing... 289 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,624 How many times have I told you, 290 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:35,795 don't wear that ****ing hat here? How many? 291 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,801 Customers wear hats. 292 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,471 Well, I'm not the boss of the customers. 293 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,840 I'm the boss of you. And I'm telling you... 294 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,112 ...that I want you to keep that shit-kicker hat at home. 295 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:16,870 Yeah. Budd, honey, uh, the toilet is at it again. 296 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,873 There's shitty water all over the floor. 297 00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:23,810 OK... Rocket. 298 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:28,648 - I'll clean it up. - Mm-hmm. 299 00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:52,320 (♪ "A Satisfied Mind" by Johnny Cash) 300 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:53,967 ♪ How many times 301 00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:59,806 ♪ Have you heard someone say, 302 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:03,243 ♪ "If I had his money, 303 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:07,313 ♪ I could do things my way" 304 00:24:07,414 --> 00:24:10,984 ♪ But little they know 305 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,254 ♪ That it's so hard to find 306 00:24:15,422 --> 00:24:18,558 ♪ One rich man in ten 307 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,928 ♪ With a satisfied mind 308 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:28,335 ♪ Once I was wading 309 00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:31,271 ♪ In fortune and fame 310 00:24:32,272 --> 00:24:35,508 ♪ Everything that I dreamed for 311 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:39,179 ♪ To get a start in life's game 312 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:43,683 ♪ Then suddenly it happened 313 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:48,421 ♪ I lost every dime, but I'm richer... 314 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,423 (dogs barking) 315 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:51,925 (music stops) 316 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:22,889 (music continues) 317 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,325 ♪ How many times 318 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:29,496 ♪ Have you heard someone say... 319 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:40,407 (groans) 320 00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:43,900 (music continues) 321 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,184 (laughing) 322 00:25:57,257 --> 00:25:59,759 (music stops) 323 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,401 Now... 324 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,937 ...that gentled you down some, didn't it? 325 00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:22,282 Yep. 326 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,937 ...as fine... 327 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,539 ...or as big as yours, 328 00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:51,211 I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting. 329 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,579 (coughs) 330 00:26:55,582 --> 00:26:56,583 Yet... 331 00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:03,490 ...I don't want to, neither. 332 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,946 I win. 333 00:27:27,130 --> 00:27:29,249 (coughs) 334 00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:34,870 (groaning) 335 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:40,360 Ugh! Ugh. 336 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:38,685 (ringing) 337 00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:40,420 Bill. 338 00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:44,570 Wrong brother, ya hateful *****. 339 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,760 - Budd. - Bingo. 340 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,310 And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure? 341 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:56,200 (sniffs) I just caught me the cowgirl ain't never been caught. 342 00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:01,441 - Did you kill her? - Well, not yet, I ain't. 343 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:04,444 I shot her full of rock salt. 344 00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:09,349 She's so gentle right now, I could perform her coup de grâce with a rock. 345 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:12,185 Anywho... 346 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:19,590 Guess what I'm holdin' in my hand right now? 347 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:20,126 What? 348 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:24,364 A brand spankin' new Hattori Hanzo sword. 349 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:28,680 And I'm here to tell ya, Elle, 350 00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:32,772 - ...that's what I call sharp. - How much? 351 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:37,444 Oh, that's hard to say, bein' that it's... priceless and all. 352 00:29:37,544 --> 00:29:40,460 What's the terms? 353 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:43,216 You get your bony *** down here first thing in the morning... 354 00:29:44,484 --> 00:29:47,220 ...with a million dollars in folding cash... 355 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:54,600 ...and I'll give you the greatest sword ever made by a man. 356 00:29:57,997 --> 00:29:59,999 Now, how do you like the sound of that? 357 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,735 Sounds like we got a deal. 358 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:04,804 - One condition. - What? 359 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:08,508 She must suffer to her last breath. 360 00:30:08,608 --> 00:30:09,909 (chuckling) Well... 361 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:13,480 That, Elle darlin'... 362 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:17,117 ...I can pretty much damn well guarantee. 363 00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:21,921 Then I'll see you in the mornin', millionaire. 364 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:23,456 All right. 365 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:39,472 (♪ country) 366 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:42,142 (men chattering) 367 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:48,715 (grunting) 368 00:30:48,815 --> 00:30:50,850 (owl hooting) 369 00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:56,823 (shoveling) 370 00:31:10,503 --> 00:31:13,573 (footsteps approach) 371 00:31:24,818 --> 00:31:26,419 Wakey, wakey. 372 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,688 Eggs and bakey. 373 00:31:32,492 --> 00:31:34,361 (grunts) 374 00:32:03,957 --> 00:32:05,558 (man) I'm done! 375 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,290 Get me outta this hole! 376 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:13,433 (Budd) Good. 377 00:32:19,739 --> 00:32:20,974 (grunts) 378 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:24,310 (man) Whew. 379 00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,301 Whoa, look at those eyes. 380 00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:50,437 (chuckles) This ***** is furious. 381 00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:54,407 (sniffs) What did I tell ya? 382 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:58,678 Is she the cutest little blond ***** you ever saw? 383 00:32:58,778 --> 00:33:02,982 Or... is she the cutest little blond ***** you ever saw? 384 00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:05,251 I seen better. 385 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:13,159 You got anything to say? 386 00:33:14,794 --> 00:33:18,310 White women call this "the silent treatment." 387 00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:20,467 And we let 'em think we don't like it. 388 00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:24,370 (snorts) 389 00:33:25,705 --> 00:33:28,375 You grab the feet, I'll get the head. 390 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,111 (belches) 391 00:33:31,811 --> 00:33:34,447 (grunting) 392 00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:38,118 Hey. Hey. Hey! 393 00:33:39,719 --> 00:33:42,222 Wiggle worm, you see this? 394 00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:45,525 You see it, don't ya? 395 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:49,362 That's a can of Mace. 396 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:52,332 Mm-hmm. No. 397 00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:55,502 You're goin' underneath the ground tonight. 398 00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:59,339 And... that's all there is to it. 399 00:34:02,676 --> 00:34:05,780 I wanna bury ya. 400 00:34:07,681 --> 00:34:10,550 I was gonna bury ya... 401 00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:17,657 (chuckles)...with this. 402 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:24,497 But if you're gonna act like a horse's ***... 403 00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:32,405 ...I'm gonna spray this whole goddamn can right in your eyeballs! 404 00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:36,420 I'll burn 'em right outta your ****in' head. 405 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:39,512 Then you're gonna be blind... 406 00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:42,150 ...and burnin'... 407 00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:45,919 ...and buried alive. 408 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:53,560 Now, what's it gonna be, sister? 409 00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:06,940 That's a wise decision. 410 00:35:19,986 --> 00:35:22,989 This is for breakin' my brother's heart. 411 00:35:32,732 --> 00:35:35,100 (whimpers) 412 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:07,000 (whimpers) 413 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,369 (thumping) 414 00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:16,176 (cries) 415 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,478 (panting/crying) 416 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:21,614 (gasps) 417 00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:23,350 (rumbling) 418 00:36:23,983 --> 00:36:25,819 (panting) 419 00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:29,522 (rumbling continues) 420 00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:33,560 (panting faster) 421 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:34,994 (rumbling continues) 422 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,830 (panting continues) 423 00:36:36,896 --> 00:36:38,164 (whimpers) 424 00:36:38,231 --> 00:36:40,200 (grunt) 425 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,737 (creaking) 426 00:36:44,738 --> 00:36:46,740 (thud/grunt) 427 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,900 (breathing softly) 428 00:36:54,681 --> 00:36:56,683 (loud thud) 429 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,852 (panting) 430 00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:01,870 (loud thud) 431 00:37:05,191 --> 00:37:07,761 (crying/loud thud) 432 00:37:11,931 --> 00:37:14,934 (gasping) 433 00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:16,870 (loud thud) 434 00:37:17,771 --> 00:37:18,938 (thud) 435 00:37:20,707 --> 00:37:21,941 (whimpering) 436 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:25,412 (thud) 437 00:37:25,512 --> 00:37:28,214 (grunting) 438 00:37:28,281 --> 00:37:32,520 (sobbing/distant thud) 439 00:37:34,888 --> 00:37:37,557 (grunting) 440 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,225 (crying) 441 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:40,960 (faint rumbling) 442 00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:43,396 (sobs) 443 00:37:49,469 --> 00:37:50,970 (panting) 444 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,951 (grunting) 445 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:10,724 (screaming/grunting) 446 00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:28,475 (crying) 447 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:04,210 (♪ flute) 448 00:39:11,985 --> 00:39:14,688 Once upon a time... 449 00:39:14,788 --> 00:39:16,322 ...in China... 450 00:39:17,624 --> 00:39:21,610 ...some believe around the year... 451 00:39:21,161 --> 00:39:23,997 ...one double aught-three, 452 00:39:25,165 --> 00:39:31,504 head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down a road... 453 00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:34,674 ...contemplating whatever it is 454 00:39:34,741 --> 00:39:40,680 that a man of Pai Mei's infinite powers would contemplate - 455 00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:44,170 which is another way of saying, "Who knows?" - 456 00:39:45,352 --> 00:39:48,488 when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road, 457 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:51,324 traveling in the opposite direction. 458 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:54,828 As the monk and the priest crossed paths... 459 00:39:55,829 --> 00:39:57,864 ...Pai Mei... 460 00:39:57,931 --> 00:40:03,269 ...in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, 461 00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:06,573 gave the monk the slightest of nods. 462 00:40:08,675 --> 00:40:10,610 The nod... 463 00:40:10,710 --> 00:40:12,612 ...was not returned. 464 00:40:13,613 --> 00:40:14,881 (♪ note) 465 00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:21,388 Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? 466 00:40:22,522 --> 00:40:27,694 Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? 467 00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:32,632 The motives of the monk remain unknown. 468 00:40:32,732 --> 00:40:34,801 What is known... 469 00:40:34,901 --> 00:40:36,803 ...were the consequences. 470 00:40:37,737 --> 00:40:42,642 (♪ flute) 471 00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:54,654 The next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin temple... 472 00:40:55,889 --> 00:40:59,590 ...and demanded of the temple's head abbot 473 00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:04,631 that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. 474 00:41:05,899 --> 00:41:10,303 The abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei. 475 00:41:10,403 --> 00:41:13,406 Only to find Pai Mei was... 476 00:41:14,407 --> 00:41:16,109 ...inconsolable. 477 00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:19,179 (♪ flute) 478 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:29,289 So began... 479 00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:35,628 ...the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple, and all sixty of the monks inside, 480 00:41:35,695 --> 00:41:37,797 at the fists of the White Lotus. 481 00:41:39,432 --> 00:41:42,936 And... so began the legend... 482 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:47,674 ...of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique. 483 00:41:47,774 --> 00:41:49,976 And what, pray tell, is the Five-Point-Palm 484 00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:52,679 - Exploding-Heart Technique? - Quite simply, 485 00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:56,950 the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. 486 00:41:59,319 --> 00:42:02,689 He hits you with his fingertips... 487 00:42:02,789 --> 00:42:06,726 ...at five different pressure points on your body... 488 00:42:06,826 --> 00:42:09,729 ...and then lets you walk away. 489 00:42:10,897 --> 00:42:13,867 But once you've taken five steps... 490 00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:17,971 ...your heart explodes inside your body... 491 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:21,207 ...and you fall to the floor, dead. 492 00:42:21,307 --> 00:42:24,411 - Did he teach you that? - No. 493 00:42:26,312 --> 00:42:30,717 He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique. 494 00:42:31,384 --> 00:42:33,420 Now... 495 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,190 ...one of the things I've always liked about you... 496 00:42:37,257 --> 00:42:38,758 ...Kiddo... 497 00:42:40,493 --> 00:42:43,363 ...is you appear wise beyond your years. 498 00:42:47,367 --> 00:42:51,104 So, allow me to impart a word to the wise: 499 00:42:52,105 --> 00:42:53,573 Whatever... 500 00:42:53,673 --> 00:42:58,178 ...whatever Pai Mei says, obey. 501 00:42:59,179 --> 00:43:04,284 If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. 502 00:43:04,384 --> 00:43:09,589 And if you throw any American sass his way... 503 00:43:09,689 --> 00:43:12,926 ...he'll snap your back and your neck like they were twigs. 504 00:43:16,296 --> 00:43:19,199 And that will be the story of you. 505 00:43:21,801 --> 00:43:24,904 (♪ flute) 506 00:43:39,419 --> 00:43:41,955 He'll accept you as his student. 507 00:43:42,550 --> 00:43:44,124 - What happened to you? - Nothin'. 508 00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:47,600 - Get in a fight? - Friendly contest. 509 00:43:47,127 --> 00:43:48,795 Why did he accept me? 510 00:43:48,895 --> 00:43:53,166 Because he's a very, very, very old man. 511 00:43:53,266 --> 00:43:55,468 And like all rotten bastards... 512 00:43:56,469 --> 00:44:00,140 ...when they become old, they get lonely. 513 00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:04,678 Which has no effect on their dispositions, 514 00:44:04,778 --> 00:44:08,348 but it does teach them the value of company. 515 00:44:10,116 --> 00:44:12,185 Whew. Oh. 516 00:44:12,285 --> 00:44:16,589 (sighs) Just seein' those steps again makes me ache. 517 00:44:17,524 --> 00:44:19,250 You're gonna have a lot of fun 518 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:22,629 carrying buckets of water up and down that ****er. 519 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,536 When will I see you again? 520 00:44:29,636 --> 00:44:33,390 That's the title of my favorite soul song of the seventies. 521 00:44:33,139 --> 00:44:35,141 - What? - Nothin'. 522 00:44:35,975 --> 00:44:38,511 When he tells me you're done. 523 00:44:38,611 --> 00:44:40,380 When do you think that might be? 524 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,383 That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. 525 00:44:43,483 --> 00:44:46,986 Now remember, no sarcasm, no backtalk. 526 00:44:47,530 --> 00:44:49,389 At least not for the first year or so. 527 00:44:49,522 --> 00:44:52,726 You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. 528 00:44:52,826 --> 00:44:56,396 He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, 529 00:44:56,496 --> 00:44:59,532 and has nothing but contempt for women. 530 00:45:01,901 --> 00:45:05,305 So, in your case... it might take a little while. 531 00:45:06,139 --> 00:45:08,975 - Adiós. - (engine starts) 532 00:46:48,475 --> 00:46:49,609 Master... 533 00:46:51,444 --> 00:46:53,146 Your Mandarin is lousy. 534 00:46:54,114 --> 00:46:55,448 It causes my ears discomfort. 535 00:46:55,515 --> 00:46:57,150 You bray like an ***! 536 00:46:57,951 --> 00:47:00,860 You are not to speak unless spoken to. 537 00:47:00,987 --> 00:47:04,524 Is it too much to hope -- you understand Cantonese? 538 00:47:08,328 --> 00:47:09,696 I speak Japanese very well-- 539 00:47:09,796 --> 00:47:13,990 I didn't ask if you speak Japanese -- 540 00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:15,301 I asked if you understand Cantonese? 541 00:47:16,670 --> 00:47:17,837 A little. 542 00:47:18,505 --> 00:47:23,143 You are here to learn the mysteries of Kung Fu, not linguistics. 543 00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,211 If you can't understand me -- 544 00:47:25,311 --> 00:47:27,180 I will communicate with you like I would a dog. 545 00:47:27,514 --> 00:47:31,170 When I yell, when I point, when I beat you with my stick! 546 00:47:37,570 --> 00:47:38,958 Bill is your master, is he not? 547 00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:42,362 Yes, he is. 548 00:47:44,698 --> 00:47:48,501 Your master tells me -- you're not entirely unschooled. 549 00:47:49,402 --> 00:47:50,870 What training do you possess? 550 00:47:51,571 --> 00:47:53,973 I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style, 551 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,345 and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword. 552 00:47:58,411 --> 00:47:59,512 (scoffs) 553 00:47:59,579 --> 00:48:02,582 The exquisite art of the Samurai sword. Don't make me laugh! 554 00:48:02,682 --> 00:48:07,354 Your so-called exquisite art, is only fit for -- 555 00:48:07,721 --> 00:48:09,322 Japanese fat heads! 556 00:48:09,889 --> 00:48:12,392 (laughs) 557 00:48:14,427 --> 00:48:19,566 Your anger amuses me. Do you believe you are my match? 558 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,101 No. 559 00:48:21,568 --> 00:48:23,536 Are you aware I kill at will? 560 00:48:24,204 --> 00:48:25,238 Yes. 561 00:48:25,739 --> 00:48:27,107 Is it your wish to die? 562 00:48:27,207 --> 00:48:28,740 No. 563 00:48:28,174 --> 00:48:30,100 (laughs) 564 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,110 Then you must be stupid... 565 00:48:31,770 --> 00:48:33,446 Then you must be stupid... so stupid. 566 00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:37,250 Rise, and let me look at your ridiculous face. 567 00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:38,918 Rise. 568 00:48:43,456 --> 00:48:49,950 So my pathetic friend... Is there anything that you can do well? 569 00:48:49,929 --> 00:48:51,898 What's the matter? 570 00:48:52,298 --> 00:48:54,267 Cat got your tongue? 571 00:48:55,735 --> 00:48:58,705 - Oh yes, you speak Japanese. 572 00:48:59,305 --> 00:49:00,774 I despise the Goddamn Japs! 573 00:49:03,777 --> 00:49:05,545 Go to that rack. 574 00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:14,821 Remove the sword. 575 00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:17,590 (whooshes) 576 00:49:41,147 --> 00:49:42,949 Let's see how good you really are. 577 00:49:43,817 --> 00:49:45,452 If... 578 00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:47,821 ...you land a single blow, 579 00:49:49,522 --> 00:49:51,291 I'll bow down and call you master. 580 00:49:52,792 --> 00:49:54,194 (whipping) 581 00:49:56,129 --> 00:49:57,130 (grunts) 582 00:49:58,965 --> 00:49:59,966 (grunts) 583 00:50:02,802 --> 00:50:04,400 (grunting) 584 00:50:05,505 --> 00:50:08,800 From here you can get an excellent view of my foot. 585 00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:09,109 (thud) 586 00:50:10,343 --> 00:50:12,512 (laughs) 587 00:50:13,179 --> 00:50:16,649 Your swordsmanship -- is amateur at best. 588 00:50:16,716 --> 00:50:18,718 (whipping) 589 00:50:21,187 --> 00:50:23,560 (grunting) 590 00:50:30,663 --> 00:50:36,200 Your so-called kung-fu -- is really -- quite pathetic. 591 00:50:38,838 --> 00:50:42,642 I asked you to demonstrate -- what you know -- and you did... 592 00:50:43,343 --> 00:50:44,544 Not a goddamn thing! 593 00:50:45,578 --> 00:50:49,215 Let's see your Tiger Crane -- match my Eagle's Claw. 594 00:50:51,685 --> 00:50:52,852 (whooshes) 595 00:51:03,997 --> 00:51:05,932 (grunting) 596 00:51:08,568 --> 00:51:09,569 (grunts) 597 00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:14,674 (grunting) 598 00:51:25,785 --> 00:51:27,921 (grunts/laughs) 599 00:51:34,627 --> 00:51:35,729 (grunting continues) 600 00:51:35,795 --> 00:51:38,980 (laughs) 601 00:51:40,734 --> 00:51:41,735 (screams) 602 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:46,306 (screams) 603 00:51:46,406 --> 00:51:48,375 Like all Yankee women... 604 00:51:48,441 --> 00:51:51,945 ...all you can do is order in restaurants and spend a man's money. 605 00:51:53,790 --> 00:51:54,714 Excruciating -- isn't it? 606 00:51:54,781 --> 00:51:56,490 Yes! 607 00:51:57,617 --> 00:51:58,952 If it was my wish... 608 00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:00,754 ...I could chop your arm off. 609 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:02,122 No, please don't! 610 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:03,423 (laughs) 611 00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:05,892 It's my arm now. I can do what I please. 612 00:52:06,493 --> 00:52:08,595 If you can stop me -- I suggest you try. 613 00:52:08,661 --> 00:52:09,829 (screams) 614 00:52:10,964 --> 00:52:11,965 I can't. 615 00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:14,401 Because you're helpless? 616 00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:16,269 Yes. 617 00:52:18,805 --> 00:52:20,907 Have you ever felt this before? 618 00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:22,308 No. 619 00:52:22,342 --> 00:52:25,779 Compared to me -- you're as helpless as a worm fighting an eagle? 620 00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:27,981 YES!!! 621 00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:31,151 THAT'S THE BEGINNING! 622 00:52:36,656 --> 00:52:39,325 Is it your wish to possess this kind of power? 623 00:52:41,761 --> 00:52:42,762 Yes! 624 00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:47,967 Your training will begin -- tomorrow. 625 00:52:54,207 --> 00:52:55,208 (yells) 626 00:52:56,710 --> 00:52:58,111 Since your arm now belongs to me... 627 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,313 ...I want it strong. 628 00:53:01,848 --> 00:53:03,283 Can you do that? 629 00:53:04,984 --> 00:53:06,653 I can, but not that close. 630 00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:08,121 Then you can't do it. 631 00:53:09,356 --> 00:53:13,126 What if your enemy -- is three inches in front of you... 632 00:53:14,194 --> 00:53:15,462 ...What do you do then... 633 00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:17,697 ...Curl into a ball... 634 00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:20,934 ...or do you put your FIST through him? 635 00:53:22,202 --> 00:53:23,203 Now begin. 636 00:53:33,413 --> 00:53:34,681 (grunts) 637 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,384 (grunts) 638 00:53:46,493 --> 00:53:47,494 (grunts) 639 00:53:49,596 --> 00:53:50,697 (grunts) 640 00:53:52,766 --> 00:53:54,100 (groans) 641 00:53:55,201 --> 00:53:57,570 It's the wood that should fear your hand -- 642 00:53:57,671 --> 00:53:59,239 - not the other way around. 643 00:54:00,730 --> 00:54:04,377 No wonder you can't do it -- you acquiesce to defeat -- 644 00:54:04,444 --> 00:54:05,845 - before you even begin. 645 00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:07,414 (scoffs) 646 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,962 (grunting) 647 00:54:24,531 --> 00:54:26,266 (continues grunting) 648 00:54:29,302 --> 00:54:30,804 (grunting) 649 00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:44,417 (continues grunting) 650 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,755 (gasping) 651 00:54:59,566 --> 00:55:01,768 (grunting) 652 00:55:04,604 --> 00:55:06,473 (yelling) 653 00:55:09,676 --> 00:55:12,145 (continues yelling) 654 00:55:17,350 --> 00:55:18,952 (rainfall) 655 00:55:47,147 --> 00:55:48,314 (chopsticks fall) 656 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,523 If you want to eat like a dog... 657 00:55:57,824 --> 00:55:59,826 You can live and sleep outside like a dog. 658 00:56:02,328 --> 00:56:04,197 If you want to live and sleep like a human... 659 00:56:05,832 --> 00:56:07,333 ...pick up those sticks. 660 00:56:47,407 --> 00:56:49,420 (sighs) 661 00:56:51,444 --> 00:56:52,545 (sighs) 662 00:57:00,787 --> 00:57:01,955 (whoosh) 663 00:57:55,775 --> 00:57:56,776 (grunts) 664 00:59:34,574 --> 00:59:35,575 (grunts) 665 00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:40,914 Come on, you *****. 666 00:59:43,383 --> 00:59:44,684 (grunts) 667 01:00:22,489 --> 01:00:25,291 OK, Pai Mei. 668 01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:29,262 Here I come. 669 01:00:32,565 --> 01:00:34,334 (grunting) 670 01:01:05,699 --> 01:01:07,801 (grunting faster) 671 01:01:38,298 --> 01:01:41,670 (gasping) 672 01:01:43,403 --> 01:01:45,405 (wheezing) 673 01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:56,549 (grunts) 674 01:01:58,180 --> 01:01:59,919 (gasping) 675 01:02:05,925 --> 01:02:09,829 (wheezing) 676 01:02:10,563 --> 01:02:13,199 (breathing softly) 677 01:02:29,449 --> 01:02:30,784 (chimes) 678 01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:41,428 May I have a glass of water, please? 679 01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:07,420 (screeching) 680 01:05:19,753 --> 01:05:23,957 - So that's a Texas funeral? - Yep. 681 01:05:24,758 --> 01:05:27,270 I have to give it to ya, Budd. 682 01:05:27,930 --> 01:05:30,630 That's a pretty ****ed up way to die. 683 01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:32,766 What's the name on the grave she's buried under? 684 01:05:33,466 --> 01:05:34,901 Paula... 685 01:05:36,936 --> 01:05:38,972 ...Schultz. 686 01:05:44,144 --> 01:05:45,812 Can I look at the sword? 687 01:05:45,912 --> 01:05:49,382 That's my money right there in that red bag, isn't it? 688 01:05:49,449 --> 01:05:51,317 It sure is. 689 01:05:52,118 --> 01:05:54,821 Well then, it's your sword now. 690 01:06:10,837 --> 01:06:13,473 (blender whirring) 691 01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:15,742 What's that you said? 692 01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:18,445 So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword. 693 01:06:18,511 --> 01:06:20,613 That's a Hanzo sword, all right. 694 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,616 Bill tells me you once had one of these of your own. 695 01:06:25,180 --> 01:06:27,153 Yeah, once. 696 01:06:27,253 --> 01:06:29,823 Yeah? How does this one compare to that? 697 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,669 If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword... 698 01:06:44,204 --> 01:06:47,941 ...you compare it to every other sword ever made - 699 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:52,212 wasn't made - by Hattori Hanzo. 700 01:06:57,951 --> 01:07:00,353 (sniffs/clears throat) 701 01:07:00,887 --> 01:07:04,157 Here you go. Wrap your lips around that. 702 01:07:13,299 --> 01:07:15,301 So... 703 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:18,710 ...which "R" are you filled with? 704 01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:20,740 What? 705 01:07:23,843 --> 01:07:25,378 They say... 706 01:07:25,478 --> 01:07:28,810 ...the number one killer... 707 01:07:28,181 --> 01:07:30,160 ...of old people... 708 01:07:30,830 --> 01:07:31,685 ...is retirement. 709 01:07:33,653 --> 01:07:39,726 People got a job to do, they tend to live a little bit longer so they can do it. 710 01:07:41,327 --> 01:07:43,697 I've always figured that... 711 01:07:43,763 --> 01:07:46,666 ...warriors and their enemies... 712 01:07:46,733 --> 01:07:49,536 ...share the same relationship. 713 01:07:49,602 --> 01:07:52,372 So now that you're not gonna have to face your enemy no more 714 01:07:52,439 --> 01:07:55,208 on the battlefield... 715 01:07:56,209 --> 01:07:59,612 ...which "R" ya filled with? 716 01:08:01,114 --> 01:08:02,615 Relief... 717 01:08:05,618 --> 01:08:07,454 ...or regret? 718 01:08:09,122 --> 01:08:12,892 - A little bit of both. - Horseshit. 719 01:08:14,694 --> 01:08:17,597 I'm sure you do feel a little bit of both. 720 01:08:17,697 --> 01:08:21,134 But I know damn well that you feel one... 721 01:08:21,234 --> 01:08:23,970 ...more than you feel the other. 722 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:29,442 And the question was: Which one is it? 723 01:08:30,443 --> 01:08:31,778 Regret. 724 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,915 You know, you gotta hand it to the ol' girl. 725 01:08:35,982 --> 01:08:39,719 I never saw anybody buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill. 726 01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:42,922 Bill thought she was so damn smart. 727 01:08:42,989 --> 01:08:44,824 And I tried to tell him... 728 01:08:45,425 --> 01:08:47,794 ...she was just smart for a blond. 729 01:09:07,747 --> 01:09:09,849 Thanks a bunch. 730 01:09:15,522 --> 01:09:17,957 (sniffs/clears throat) 731 01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:20,694 (chuckles) 732 01:09:21,661 --> 01:09:23,129 All right. 733 01:09:23,196 --> 01:09:24,831 (hissing) 734 01:09:25,965 --> 01:09:29,869 (screaming) 735 01:09:29,969 --> 01:09:31,805 (continues screaming) 736 01:09:51,910 --> 01:09:52,892 Mmm. 737 01:09:52,959 --> 01:09:54,427 I'm sorry, Budd. 738 01:09:54,527 --> 01:09:57,130 That was rude of me, wasn't it? 739 01:09:57,230 --> 01:10:01,368 Budd, I'd like to introduce my friend, the black mamba. 740 01:10:01,434 --> 01:10:04,471 Black mamba, this is Budd. 741 01:10:05,138 --> 01:10:07,700 You know, before I picked that little fella up, 742 01:10:07,730 --> 01:10:09,209 I looked him up on the Internet. 743 01:10:09,275 --> 01:10:12,579 Fascinating creature, the black mamba. 744 01:10:12,645 --> 01:10:13,947 Listen to this: 745 01:10:15,281 --> 01:10:16,282 (groans) 746 01:10:19,285 --> 01:10:21,454 "In Africa, the saying goes, 747 01:10:21,554 --> 01:10:25,759 "'In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, 748 01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:29,929 "'and a black mamba can kill you. But only with the mamba, 749 01:10:29,996 --> 01:10:34,467 "and this has been true in Africa since the dawn of time, is death sure.' 750 01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,379 "acting on the nervous system, causing paralysis. 751 01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:50,160 "The venom of a black mamba can kill a human being in four hours 752 01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:52,852 "if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. 753 01:10:52,919 --> 01:10:56,256 "However, a bite to the face or torso 754 01:10:56,356 --> 01:11:00,600 can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes." 755 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:03,430 Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. 756 01:11:05,231 --> 01:11:08,268 "The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite 757 01:11:08,368 --> 01:11:10,360 can be gargantuan." 758 01:11:11,504 --> 01:11:13,940 You know, I've always liked that word, "gargantuan." 759 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,877 I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. 760 01:11:17,944 --> 01:11:20,280 "If not treated quickly with antivenom, 761 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:23,216 "ten to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. 762 01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:25,719 "However, the black mamba can deliver 763 01:11:25,785 --> 01:11:30,724 as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite." 764 01:11:33,927 --> 01:11:35,628 Now... 765 01:11:36,963 --> 01:11:41,134 ...in these last agonizing minutes of life you have left, 766 01:11:41,234 --> 01:11:44,537 let me answer that question you asked earlier more thoroughly. 767 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:50,310 Right at this moment... 768 01:11:50,977 --> 01:11:54,214 ...the biggest "R" I feel is regret. 769 01:11:56,282 --> 01:12:02,222 Regret that maybe the greatest warrior I have ever met 770 01:12:02,288 --> 01:12:08,328 met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin', scrub, 771 01:12:08,428 --> 01:12:11,498 alkie, piece of shit like you. 772 01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:16,636 That woman deserved better. 773 01:12:28,548 --> 01:12:31,551 (cell phone rings) 774 01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:34,254 Bill... 775 01:12:35,922 --> 01:12:37,924 ...I have some tragic news. 776 01:12:39,590 --> 01:12:41,194 Your brother's dead. 777 01:12:45,310 --> 01:12:47,567 I got her, sweetie. She's dead. 778 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,871 Let me put it this way: 779 01:12:51,971 --> 01:12:56,309 You ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. 780 01:12:56,376 --> 01:13:00,313 When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. 781 01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:03,316 Take those flowers to Huntington Cemetery 782 01:13:03,383 --> 01:13:07,554 on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked "Paula Schultz," 783 01:13:07,654 --> 01:13:09,756 and lay them on the grave. 784 01:13:09,856 --> 01:13:15,862 'Cause you will be standing at the final resting place of Beatrix Kiddo. 785 01:13:15,929 --> 01:13:18,398 - Marty Kitrosser? - Here. 786 01:13:18,498 --> 01:13:20,660 - Melanie Harrhouse? - Here. 787 01:13:22,902 --> 01:13:24,637 Do you want me to come over? 788 01:13:25,438 --> 01:13:28,441 No, no, no. You need me, baby, I'm there. 789 01:13:31,511 --> 01:13:34,347 OK. I'm leaving now. 790 01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:37,650 You go smoke some pot or somethin'. I'll be there soon. 791 01:13:49,462 --> 01:13:50,530 (grunting) 792 01:13:57,971 --> 01:13:59,706 (grunting continues) 793 01:14:04,944 --> 01:14:06,479 (grunting continues) 794 01:14:39,790 --> 01:14:40,914 Ugh. 795 01:14:41,140 --> 01:14:42,515 Gross. 796 01:15:03,436 --> 01:15:05,538 (yelling) 797 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,201 (grunts) 798 01:15:49,150 --> 01:15:50,417 Hi-ya! 799 01:16:01,270 --> 01:16:05,432 "To my brother, Budd. The only man I ever loved. Bill." 800 01:16:16,976 --> 01:16:18,578 What's that? 801 01:16:20,780 --> 01:16:23,283 Budd's Hanzo sword. 802 01:16:23,383 --> 01:16:25,885 He said he pawned it. 803 01:16:25,952 --> 01:16:29,589 Guess that makes him a liar now, don't it? 804 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:35,929 - Elle? - Bea. 805 01:16:36,796 --> 01:16:39,833 Somethin' I've always been curious about. 806 01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:42,402 Just between us girls... 807 01:16:43,670 --> 01:16:48,174 ...what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye? 808 01:16:48,274 --> 01:16:50,944 (screams) Ow! 809 01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:55,181 I called him a miserable old fool. 810 01:16:55,281 --> 01:17:00,320 Ooh. Bad idea. 811 01:17:00,420 --> 01:17:02,188 Know what I did? 812 01:17:02,756 --> 01:17:06,459 I killed that miserable old fool. 813 01:17:08,361 --> 01:17:11,164 (Elle) How do you like the fish head, you miserable old fool? 814 01:17:11,264 --> 01:17:13,800 I poisoned his fish heads. 815 01:17:13,867 --> 01:17:17,470 Elle, you treacherous dog. 816 01:17:17,537 --> 01:17:19,639 (Elle laughs) 817 01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:24,511 I - give - you - my - word -- 818 01:17:24,611 --> 01:17:25,812 (Elle) And I told him, 819 01:17:25,879 --> 01:17:29,816 "To me, the word of an old fool like you 820 01:17:29,883 --> 01:17:33,887 is worth less than nothing." 821 01:17:33,987 --> 01:17:35,522 (laughs) 822 01:17:38,725 --> 01:17:40,660 That's right. 823 01:17:40,727 --> 01:17:42,829 I killed your master. 824 01:17:42,896 --> 01:17:45,532 And now I'm gonna kill you, too. 825 01:17:45,632 --> 01:17:48,168 With your own sword, no less. 826 01:17:48,234 --> 01:17:53,907 Which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword. 827 01:17:56,576 --> 01:17:58,780 *****... 828 01:17:58,912 --> 01:18:01,314 ...you don't have a future. 829 01:18:30,443 --> 01:18:33,790 (yelling) 830 01:18:43,923 --> 01:18:46,292 (screaming) 831 01:18:48,862 --> 01:18:51,965 (screaming) ****ing *****! 832 01:18:54,634 --> 01:18:56,536 (screaming) ****ing *****! 833 01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:09,115 (screaming) I'll kill you! You're ****in' dead! 834 01:19:09,983 --> 01:19:13,920 (screaming) You *****! You *****! 835 01:19:13,987 --> 01:19:16,756 (moaning/screaming) 836 01:19:18,658 --> 01:19:20,760 I'll ****ing kill you, you *****! 837 01:19:20,827 --> 01:19:23,229 (hisses) 838 01:19:23,296 --> 01:19:25,665 (screaming) Oh, I'll get you! 839 01:19:27,734 --> 01:19:30,336 I'm gonna... 840 01:19:30,437 --> 01:19:33,740 (screaming) Where are you? Lemme ****in' at you! 841 01:19:33,807 --> 01:19:35,675 (continues screaming) 842 01:19:35,775 --> 01:19:39,446 Where are you? I'm coming, you ****ing *****! 843 01:19:39,512 --> 01:19:42,349 (screaming) You're ****ing dead! You're dead! 844 01:19:42,449 --> 01:19:44,451 (continues screaming) 845 01:19:44,517 --> 01:19:48,254 (cries) Oh... shit! 846 01:19:49,789 --> 01:19:53,126 (screaming) 847 01:19:53,193 --> 01:19:55,195 (wind blowing) 848 01:20:10,543 --> 01:20:14,647 (♪ choral music) 849 01:20:49,820 --> 01:20:53,553 (♪ male singing in Spanish) 850 01:21:15,275 --> 01:21:18,110 (the bride) Like most men who never knew their father, 851 01:21:18,780 --> 01:21:20,380 Bill collected father figures. 852 01:21:20,447 --> 01:21:23,516 The first was Esteban Vihaio. 853 01:21:23,583 --> 01:21:27,554 Esteban was a pimp and a friend of Bill's mother. 854 01:21:27,620 --> 01:21:31,691 He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico, for over 50 years. 855 01:21:31,758 --> 01:21:34,227 His army, the Acuna Boys, 856 01:21:34,294 --> 01:21:38,598 made up of the fatherless offspring of his ******, ran Acuna. 857 01:21:38,698 --> 01:21:41,340 He ran the Acuna Boys. 858 01:21:42,869 --> 01:21:47,774 Now, at the age of 80, it would be this retired gentleman of leisure 859 01:21:47,874 --> 01:21:51,211 who could point me in Bill's direction. 860 01:21:52,912 --> 01:21:55,480 Señor Esteban Vihaio? 861 01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:58,251 Yes. 862 01:21:58,318 --> 01:22:00,320 May I join you? 863 01:22:02,389 --> 01:22:05,592 Only on the condition that you call me Esteban. 864 01:22:05,658 --> 01:22:10,263 - May I join you, Esteban? - Please. 865 01:22:14,601 --> 01:22:15,835 Americana? 866 01:22:15,935 --> 01:22:17,637 Yes. 867 01:22:17,737 --> 01:22:20,507 I speak a little Spanish, if you prefer. 868 01:22:20,607 --> 01:22:24,110 No, no, no, no. I prefer English. 869 01:22:24,177 --> 01:22:26,780 I haven't spoken it in a while, 870 01:22:26,846 --> 01:22:30,183 but I would relish the opportunity to converse 871 01:22:30,283 --> 01:22:33,153 with such a pretty companion as yourself. 872 01:22:33,253 --> 01:22:37,590 It's my pleasure to be in the company of such a fine gentleman as yourself. 873 01:22:37,657 --> 01:22:40,460 I must warn you, young lady... 874 01:22:40,527 --> 01:22:43,763 ...I am susceptible to flattery. 875 01:22:46,633 --> 01:22:48,802 How may I be of service to you? 876 01:22:57,430 --> 01:22:58,878 Where's Bill? 877 01:23:01,181 --> 01:23:03,516 Ahh. 878 01:23:03,883 --> 01:23:06,190 You must be Beatrix. 879 01:23:08,210 --> 01:23:10,223 I can see the attraction. 880 01:23:12,726 --> 01:23:18,164 I remember when Bill was only five years old, I took him to the movies. 881 01:23:18,231 --> 01:23:21,901 It was a movie starring Lana Turner. 882 01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:26,206 The Postman Always Ring Twice, with John Garfields. 883 01:23:27,173 --> 01:23:30,343 And whenever she would appear on the screen, 884 01:23:30,410 --> 01:23:35,982 Bill would begin compulsively to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. 885 01:23:36,490 --> 01:23:41,755 And I knew from this very moment, this boy was a fool for blonds. 886 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:49,262 Mmm. 887 01:23:49,362 --> 01:23:51,310 You know... 888 01:23:51,970 --> 01:23:55,350 ...being a fool for a woman such as yourself... 889 01:23:55,101 --> 01:23:58,204 ...is always the right thing to do. 890 01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:05,378 If we had met when I was back in business... 891 01:24:05,445 --> 01:24:09,449 ...you would have been my number one lady. 892 01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:16,790 - Well, I'm flattered. - You goddamn well better be. 893 01:24:18,425 --> 01:24:22,462 This... I heard you were driving a truck. 894 01:24:23,196 --> 01:24:25,231 My ***** Wagon died on me. 895 01:24:26,990 --> 01:24:28,268 The ***** died. Hmm. 896 01:24:31,971 --> 01:24:34,874 Bill shot you in the head, no? 897 01:24:34,941 --> 01:24:36,576 - Yes. - Hmm. 898 01:24:38,645 --> 01:24:41,781 I would have been much nicer. 899 01:24:41,881 --> 01:24:44,284 I would have just cut your face. 900 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,988 You must forgive me. 901 01:24:49,890 --> 01:24:51,891 Please... you have a drink with me. 902 01:24:54,894 --> 01:24:56,996 Clara! (smooches) 903 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,100 Coming. 904 01:25:04,671 --> 01:25:07,107 Dos añejo. 905 01:25:09,109 --> 01:25:10,243 (mumbles) 906 01:25:19,519 --> 01:25:21,210 Gracias. 907 01:25:26,259 --> 01:25:29,362 What were we talking about? 908 01:25:35,602 --> 01:25:37,470 Bill. 909 01:25:39,372 --> 01:25:43,309 - Where's Bill? - Where's Bill? 910 01:25:43,376 --> 01:25:45,145 Yeah. Hmm. 911 01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:50,383 Bill is at the Villa Quatro, on the road to Salina. 912 01:25:51,551 --> 01:25:54,540 I will draw you a map. 913 01:25:55,488 --> 01:25:57,857 Bill is like a son to me. 914 01:25:59,392 --> 01:26:03,496 - Do you know why I help you? - No. 915 01:26:03,563 --> 01:26:05,498 Because he would want me to. 916 01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:08,668 Now, that I don't believe. 917 01:26:08,735 --> 01:26:11,705 Ahh. 918 01:26:11,805 --> 01:26:15,575 How else is he ever going to see you again? 919 01:27:24,477 --> 01:27:26,790 Freeze, Mommy. 920 01:27:26,146 --> 01:27:28,915 Bang, bang! Oh! 921 01:27:29,490 --> 01:27:30,417 Oh! She got us, B.B. 922 01:27:30,483 --> 01:27:33,453 Mommy got us. Oh, I'm dying! 923 01:27:33,553 --> 01:27:35,588 (groaning) I'm dying. 924 01:27:38,158 --> 01:27:41,761 Fall down, sweetheart. Mommy shot us. 925 01:27:43,296 --> 01:27:49,836 But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know that little B.B. was only playing possum, 926 01:27:49,936 --> 01:27:54,774 due to the fact that she was impervious to bullets. 927 01:27:54,841 --> 01:27:57,770 I am pervious to bullets, Mommy. 928 01:27:57,143 --> 01:28:00,780 Hey, get back down there. You're playing possum. 929 01:28:00,847 --> 01:28:06,619 So, as the smirking killer advanced on what she thought 930 01:28:06,686 --> 01:28:12,325 was a bullet-ridden corpse, that's when little B.B. fired. 931 01:28:13,993 --> 01:28:15,362 Bang, bang! 932 01:28:23,303 --> 01:28:27,507 You're dead, Mommy. So die. 933 01:28:28,341 --> 01:28:29,642 Oh! 934 01:28:32,812 --> 01:28:34,214 B.B. 935 01:28:37,784 --> 01:28:41,388 Oh! B.B... 936 01:28:42,550 --> 01:28:43,890 (grunts) 937 01:28:44,391 --> 01:28:46,626 I should've known. 938 01:28:47,527 --> 01:28:50,397 You are... the best. 939 01:28:57,804 --> 01:29:00,807 Oh, Mommy. Don't die. 940 01:29:00,874 --> 01:29:03,900 I was just playing. 941 01:29:08,381 --> 01:29:09,916 I know. 942 01:29:23,897 --> 01:29:25,932 I told her you were asleep... 943 01:29:27,330 --> 01:29:31,838 ...but that one day you'd wake up and come back to her. 944 01:29:31,905 --> 01:29:36,176 And she asked me, "If Mommy's been asleep since I was born, 945 01:29:36,242 --> 01:29:38,945 then how will she know what I look like?" 946 01:29:39,450 --> 01:29:45,752 To which I replied, "Because Mommy's been dreaming of you." 947 01:29:46,619 --> 01:29:48,621 That's what I said. 948 01:29:49,622 --> 01:29:52,959 Did you dream of me? I dreamed of you. 949 01:29:53,590 --> 01:29:57,564 Every single night, baby. Every single night. 950 01:29:57,630 --> 01:30:01,968 I waited a long time for you to wake up, Mommy. 951 01:30:13,146 --> 01:30:15,315 Now, let me look at you. 952 01:30:16,616 --> 01:30:19,152 Oh. 953 01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:25,992 My, my, my, what a pretty little girl you are. 954 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:27,994 You're pretty too, Mommy. 955 01:30:34,334 --> 01:30:37,637 Tell Mommy what you said when I showed you her picture. 956 01:30:37,837 --> 01:30:39,105 Mnh-mnh. 957 01:30:39,172 --> 01:30:41,675 - Come on, shy girl. - Mnh-mnh. 958 01:30:41,775 --> 01:30:44,444 Come on. You know what you said. 959 01:30:44,511 --> 01:30:47,981 Come on. Tell Mommy. It'll make her feel good. Come on. 960 01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:51,618 - Mnh-mnh. - Yeah. Come on. 961 01:30:51,685 --> 01:30:53,820 I said... I said, 962 01:30:53,920 --> 01:31:00,260 "You're the most beautifulest woman I ever saw in the whole wide world." 963 01:31:01,861 --> 01:31:05,665 That's the truth. That's what she said. 964 01:31:05,765 --> 01:31:12,505 B.B., don't you think Mommy has the prettiest hair in the whole wide world? 965 01:31:12,605 --> 01:31:17,777 - Yes, I do. - Matter of fact, it's better than pretty. 966 01:31:17,844 --> 01:31:22,615 - What's better than pretty? - Mmm... Gorgeous. 967 01:31:22,682 --> 01:31:28,555 Very good. Gorgeous. Mommy is gorgeous. 968 01:31:29,622 --> 01:31:35,362 Hmm. You know, sweetie, Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy. 969 01:31:35,462 --> 01:31:38,331 Why, Daddy? Were you being a bad daddy? 970 01:31:38,398 --> 01:31:41,735 I'm afraid I was. I was a real bad daddy. 971 01:31:44,371 --> 01:31:48,675 Our little girl learned about life and death the other day. 972 01:31:48,742 --> 01:31:52,979 Wanna tell Mommy about what happened to Emilio? 973 01:31:54,914 --> 01:31:56,916 I killed him. 974 01:31:57,917 --> 01:32:02,389 - Emilio was her goldfish. - Emilio was my goldfish. 975 01:32:03,189 --> 01:32:07,694 She came running into my room, holding the fish in her hand and crying, 976 01:32:07,761 --> 01:32:10,930 "Daddy. Daddy. Emilio's dead." 977 01:32:12,599 --> 01:32:16,369 And I said, "Really? That's so sad. 978 01:32:16,436 --> 01:32:18,705 How did he die?" 979 01:32:18,772 --> 01:32:22,108 - And what did you say? - I stepped on him. 980 01:32:22,208 --> 01:32:27,380 Actually, young lady, the words you so strategically used were, 981 01:32:27,447 --> 01:32:30,216 "I accidentally stepped on him." 982 01:32:31,518 --> 01:32:33,286 To which I queried, 983 01:32:33,386 --> 01:32:38,925 "And just how did your foot accidentally find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?" 984 01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:43,363 And she said, "No, no, no. Emilio was on the carpet when I stepped on him." 985 01:32:43,430 --> 01:32:46,633 Mmm. The plot thickens. 986 01:32:47,367 --> 01:32:52,238 "And just how did Emilio get on the carpet?" 987 01:32:52,305 --> 01:32:55,575 And, Mommy, you would've been so proud of her. 988 01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:00,146 She didn't lie. 989 01:33:00,246 --> 01:33:04,417 She said she took Emilio out of his bowl... 990 01:33:04,484 --> 01:33:06,920 ...and put him on the carpet. 991 01:33:09,589 --> 01:33:12,726 And what was Emilio doing on the carpet? 992 01:33:13,727 --> 01:33:15,595 Flapping. 993 01:33:16,429 --> 01:33:20,600 - And then you stomped on him. - Uh-huh. 994 01:33:20,667 --> 01:33:23,236 And when you lifted up your foot... 995 01:33:24,337 --> 01:33:28,308 - ...what was Emilio doing then? - Nothing. 996 01:33:28,408 --> 01:33:31,344 He stopped flapping, didn't he? 997 01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:35,482 She told me later... 998 01:33:36,282 --> 01:33:38,651 ...that the second she lifted up her foot 999 01:33:38,752 --> 01:33:42,956 and saw Emilio not flapping, she knew what she had done. 1000 01:33:43,230 --> 01:33:48,940 Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? 1001 01:33:48,161 --> 01:33:53,500 A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet. 1002 01:33:55,502 --> 01:34:01,207 So powerful, even a four-year-old with no concept of life or death... 1003 01:34:01,307 --> 01:34:03,109 ...knew what it meant. 1004 01:34:04,344 --> 01:34:07,981 - You loved Emilio, didn't you? - Uh-huh. 1005 01:34:08,480 --> 01:34:10,984 Well... I love Mommy too. 1006 01:34:12,519 --> 01:34:14,821 But I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio. 1007 01:34:14,888 --> 01:34:18,725 - You stomped on Mommy? - Worse. 1008 01:34:18,825 --> 01:34:20,860 I shot Mommy. 1009 01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:24,130 Not pretend shooting like we were just doing. 1010 01:34:24,197 --> 01:34:25,999 I shot her for real. 1011 01:34:26,660 --> 01:34:28,535 Why? Did you want to see what would happen? 1012 01:34:28,635 --> 01:34:33,173 No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. 1013 01:34:33,239 --> 01:34:37,877 What I didn't know was, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me. 1014 01:34:37,977 --> 01:34:41,815 - What happened? - I was very sad. 1015 01:34:43,883 --> 01:34:46,520 And that's when I learned... 1016 01:34:46,152 --> 01:34:51,424 ...some things, once you do, they can never be undone. 1017 01:34:54,427 --> 01:34:59,599 - What happened to Mommy? - Why don't you ask Mommy? 1018 01:34:59,699 --> 01:35:02,836 You OK, Mommy? Does it hurt? 1019 01:35:02,902 --> 01:35:04,838 No, sweetie. 1020 01:35:06,706 --> 01:35:08,708 Doesn't hurt anymore. 1021 01:35:14,781 --> 01:35:17,500 Did it make you sick? 1022 01:35:17,717 --> 01:35:22,222 No. It made me sleep. 1023 01:35:22,288 --> 01:35:25,392 That's why I haven't been with you. B.B. I've been asleep. 1024 01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:28,294 But you're awake now, Mommy. Right? 1025 01:35:28,962 --> 01:35:32,265 I'm wide awake, pretty girl. 1026 01:35:32,365 --> 01:35:37,604 B.B., would you like Mommy to watch a video with you before sleepy time? 1027 01:35:37,704 --> 01:35:39,720 Uh-huh. 1028 01:35:39,139 --> 01:35:42,642 Mommy, do you want to watch a video with me before sleepy time? 1029 01:35:42,742 --> 01:35:45,745 Oh, yeah! I would love to. 1030 01:35:45,812 --> 01:35:48,548 - Which one do you wanna watch? - Shogun Assassin. 1031 01:35:48,615 --> 01:35:51,510 No, B.B. Shogun Assassin is too long. 1032 01:35:51,117 --> 01:35:55,221 - Mnh-mnh. - No, it's not. 1033 01:35:55,288 --> 01:35:59,993 Well, then, I'll leave you ladies to it. 1034 01:36:06,499 --> 01:36:11,971 (boy) When I was little, my father was famous. 1035 01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:16,276 He was the greatest samurai in the empire. 1036 01:36:16,343 --> 01:36:19,646 And he was the shogun's decapitator. 1037 01:36:19,746 --> 01:36:24,784 He cut off the heads of 131 lords. 1038 01:36:24,851 --> 01:36:29,456 My father would come home to Mother and when he would see her, 1039 01:36:29,522 --> 01:36:32,292 he would forget about the killings. 1040 01:36:32,359 --> 01:36:37,464 He wasn't scared of the shogun, but the shogun was scared of him. 1041 01:36:37,530 --> 01:36:40,200 Maybe that was the problem. 1042 01:36:40,300 --> 01:36:43,169 One night, the shogun sent... 1043 01:36:43,269 --> 01:36:45,380 (♪ "About Her" by Malcolm McLaren) 1044 01:36:55,882 --> 01:37:01,488 ♪ My man got a heart 1045 01:37:01,554 --> 01:37:06,993 ♪ Like the rock that's in the sea 1046 01:37:14,334 --> 01:37:19,572 ♪ Well, no one told me about her 1047 01:37:21,341 --> 01:37:23,743 ♪ The way she lied 1048 01:37:26,846 --> 01:37:32,519 ♪ Well, no one told me about her 1049 01:37:33,186 --> 01:37:36,356 ♪ How many people cried 1050 01:37:45,765 --> 01:37:51,271 ♪ My man got a heart 1051 01:37:51,371 --> 01:37:56,776 ♪ Like the rock that's in the sea 1052 01:37:58,378 --> 01:38:03,216 ♪ My man got a heart 1053 01:38:03,283 --> 01:38:09,222 ♪ Like the rock that's in the sea 1054 01:38:16,629 --> 01:38:21,968 ♪ Well, no one told me about her 1055 01:38:23,636 --> 01:38:26,139 ♪ The way she lied 1056 01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:34,814 ♪ Well, no one told me about her 1057 01:38:35,782 --> 01:38:38,585 ♪ How many people cried 1058 01:38:40,153 --> 01:38:45,825 ♪ But it's too late to say you're sorry 1059 01:38:46,326 --> 01:38:48,595 ♪ How would I know? 1060 01:38:48,661 --> 01:38:51,664 ♪ Why should I care? 1061 01:38:52,899 --> 01:38:58,171 ♪ Please don't bother trying to find her 1062 01:38:58,638 --> 01:39:03,343 ♪ She's not there 1063 01:39:04,911 --> 01:39:07,814 I was just admiring your sword. 1064 01:39:08,915 --> 01:39:10,817 Quite a piece of work. 1065 01:39:12,152 --> 01:39:16,156 Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san? 1066 01:39:16,256 --> 01:39:17,691 He's good. 1067 01:39:19,693 --> 01:39:21,695 Has his sushi gotten any better? 1068 01:39:25,498 --> 01:39:30,603 You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword. 1069 01:39:30,670 --> 01:39:35,800 It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill. 1070 01:39:35,108 --> 01:39:37,177 That'd do it. 1071 01:39:50,156 --> 01:39:55,562 ♪ Well, no one told me about her 1072 01:40:02,736 --> 01:40:08,308 ♪ Well, no one told me about her 1073 01:40:08,375 --> 01:40:13,713 I suppose the idea is we cross Hanzo swords. Am I right? 1074 01:40:15,749 --> 01:40:17,350 Well, 1075 01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:22,522 it just so happens this hacienda has its own private beach. 1076 01:40:22,589 --> 01:40:26,926 And that private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful 1077 01:40:27,270 --> 01:40:28,695 bathed in moonlight. 1078 01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:32,932 And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. 1079 01:40:33,330 --> 01:40:39,606 So, swordfighter, if you want a swordfight, that's where I suggest. 1080 01:40:39,706 --> 01:40:43,877 But if you wanna be old school about it... 1081 01:40:43,943 --> 01:40:47,614 ...and you know I'm all about old school... 1082 01:40:47,714 --> 01:40:51,384 ...then we could wait until dawn and slice each other up at sunrise 1083 01:40:51,451 --> 01:40:53,620 like a couple of real-life honest... 1084 01:40:55,855 --> 01:41:01,940 Now, if you don't settle down, I'm gonna have to put one in your kneecap. 1085 01:41:01,194 --> 01:41:04,431 And I hear tell that's a very painful place to get shot in. 1086 01:41:06,533 --> 01:41:10,970 (laughing) I'm just ****in' with you. 1087 01:41:11,971 --> 01:41:13,440 Now... 1088 01:41:14,207 --> 01:41:16,776 ...when it comes to you... 1089 01:41:16,876 --> 01:41:18,545 ...and us... 1090 01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:23,650 ...I have a few unanswered questions. 1091 01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:29,289 So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, 1092 01:41:30,290 --> 01:41:34,894 I'm gonna ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. 1093 01:41:35,628 --> 01:41:38,631 However, therein lies a dilemma. 1094 01:41:39,899 --> 01:41:42,469 Because when it comes to the subject of me, 1095 01:41:42,569 --> 01:41:47,774 I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth. 1096 01:41:47,841 --> 01:41:52,412 Especially to me. And least of all, to yourself. 1097 01:41:52,479 --> 01:41:55,815 And when it comes to the subject of me, 1098 01:41:55,915 --> 01:42:02,622 I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say. 1099 01:42:02,689 --> 01:42:04,924 How do you suppose we solve this dilemma? 1100 01:42:04,991 --> 01:42:06,526 Well, 1101 01:42:06,626 --> 01:42:08,828 it just so happens, 1102 01:42:08,928 --> 01:42:10,964 I have a solution. 1103 01:42:11,310 --> 01:42:13,500 - Aah! - Gotcha! 1104 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,802 (grunting) Goddamn! 1105 01:42:15,869 --> 01:42:18,171 (laughs) 1106 01:42:18,271 --> 01:42:21,675 What the **** did you just shoot me with? 1107 01:42:21,775 --> 01:42:25,512 My greatest invention. Or at least my favorite. 1108 01:42:26,179 --> 01:42:30,150 Don't touch it, or I'll stick another one right in your cheek. 1109 01:42:33,853 --> 01:42:40,126 What lies within that dart, just begging to course its way through your veins... 1110 01:42:40,193 --> 01:42:44,664 ...is an incredibly potent and quite infallible truth serum. 1111 01:42:44,731 --> 01:42:47,734 I call it "The Undisputed Truth." 1112 01:42:47,834 --> 01:42:52,372 Twice as strong as sodium pentothal, with no druggie aftereffects. 1113 01:42:53,406 --> 01:42:59,312 Except for a slight wave of euphoria. You feel it? 1114 01:42:59,379 --> 01:43:01,915 - Euphoria? - Yeah. 1115 01:43:02,150 --> 01:43:05,385 - No. - Too bad. 1116 01:43:06,519 --> 01:43:08,688 As you know... 1117 01:43:08,755 --> 01:43:12,392 ...I'm quite keen on comic books. 1118 01:43:13,590 --> 01:43:15,995 Especially the ones about superheroes. 1119 01:43:16,620 --> 01:43:21,701 I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. 1120 01:43:21,768 --> 01:43:25,405 Take my favorite superhero, Superman. 1121 01:43:26,439 --> 01:43:29,542 Not a great comic book. Not particularly well drawn. 1122 01:43:31,111 --> 01:43:32,112 Mmm. 1123 01:43:32,912 --> 01:43:35,281 But the mythology... 1124 01:43:35,382 --> 01:43:38,785 The mythology is not only great, it's unique. 1125 01:43:39,452 --> 01:43:43,890 How long does this shit take to go into effect? 1126 01:43:43,189 --> 01:43:47,600 About two minutes. Just long enough for me to finish my point. 1127 01:43:47,127 --> 01:43:52,365 Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, 1128 01:43:52,432 --> 01:43:55,402 there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. 1129 01:43:55,468 --> 01:43:59,773 Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. 1130 01:44:00,807 --> 01:44:04,778 When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. 1131 01:44:04,878 --> 01:44:09,382 He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. 1132 01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:15,922 And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. 1133 01:44:15,989 --> 01:44:18,792 Superman didn't become Superman. 1134 01:44:18,892 --> 01:44:21,461 Superman was born Superman. 1135 01:44:21,561 --> 01:44:25,650 When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. 1136 01:44:26,660 --> 01:44:28,635 His alter ego is Clark Kent. 1137 01:44:29,502 --> 01:44:32,639 His outfit with the big red "S" - 1138 01:44:32,739 --> 01:44:36,443 that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. 1139 01:44:36,509 --> 01:44:38,945 Those are his clothes. 1140 01:44:39,479 --> 01:44:44,751 What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit -that's the costume. 1141 01:44:44,818 --> 01:44:49,322 That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. 1142 01:44:50,990 --> 01:44:54,494 Clark Kent is how Superman views us. 1143 01:44:54,594 --> 01:44:57,764 And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? 1144 01:44:57,831 --> 01:44:59,366 He's weak... 1145 01:45:00,333 --> 01:45:03,136 ...he's unsure of himself... 1146 01:45:03,203 --> 01:45:05,400 ...he's a coward. 1147 01:45:06,500 --> 01:45:11,111 Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. 1148 01:45:12,846 --> 01:45:17,517 Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton. 1149 01:45:18,551 --> 01:45:20,787 Aso. 1150 01:45:20,854 --> 01:45:23,189 The point emerges. 1151 01:45:24,858 --> 01:45:28,361 You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. 1152 01:45:28,461 --> 01:45:31,331 But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. 1153 01:45:32,332 --> 01:45:37,470 And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. 1154 01:45:37,537 --> 01:45:39,539 Oh, you can... take the needle out. 1155 01:45:46,813 --> 01:45:49,149 Are you calling me a superhero? 1156 01:45:49,215 --> 01:45:50,717 I'm calling you a killer. 1157 01:45:51,384 --> 01:45:54,320 A natural born killer. 1158 01:45:54,387 --> 01:45:58,580 You always have been, and you always will be. 1159 01:45:58,158 --> 01:46:00,260 Moving to El Paso... 1160 01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:03,730 ...working in a used record store... 1161 01:46:03,830 --> 01:46:06,499 ...goin' to the movies with Tommy... 1162 01:46:06,566 --> 01:46:08,340 ...clipping coupons. 1163 01:46:08,101 --> 01:46:09,936 That's you... 1164 01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:13,440 ...trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee. 1165 01:46:13,540 --> 01:46:16,576 That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. 1166 01:46:16,676 --> 01:46:18,778 But you're not a worker bee. 1167 01:46:20,460 --> 01:46:22,749 You're a renegade killer bee. 1168 01:46:22,849 --> 01:46:25,952 And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate 1169 01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:29,890 or how fat your *** got, 1170 01:46:29,189 --> 01:46:33,930 nothing in the world would ever change that. 1171 01:46:35,462 --> 01:46:37,263 First question: 1172 01:46:39,632 --> 01:46:44,304 Did you really think your life in El Paso was gonna work? 1173 01:46:50,744 --> 01:46:52,445 No! 1174 01:46:55,982 --> 01:46:59,520 But I would've had B.B.! 1175 01:46:59,119 --> 01:47:01,721 Don't get me wrong. 1176 01:47:01,788 --> 01:47:05,725 I think you would have been a wonderful mother. 1177 01:47:05,792 --> 01:47:07,894 But you are a killer. 1178 01:47:12,465 --> 01:47:15,135 All those people you killed to get to me... 1179 01:47:15,235 --> 01:47:17,804 ...felt damn good, didn't they? 1180 01:47:19,906 --> 01:47:21,574 Yes. 1181 01:47:22,475 --> 01:47:24,911 Every single one of them? 1182 01:47:34,988 --> 01:47:36,823 Yes. 1183 01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:42,696 That was the warmup round. 1184 01:47:42,796 --> 01:47:47,467 Now comes the $64,000 question. 1185 01:47:54,808 --> 01:47:58,511 Why did you run away from me with my baby? 1186 01:48:02,349 --> 01:48:05,785 Do you remember the last assignment you sent me on? 1187 01:48:05,852 --> 01:48:07,554 Of course. 1188 01:48:08,321 --> 01:48:10,357 Lisa Wong. 1189 01:48:11,624 --> 01:48:14,394 The morning I left, I was sick. 1190 01:48:15,962 --> 01:48:19,320 On the plane, I threw up. 1191 01:48:20,367 --> 01:48:22,869 So I started thinking: 1192 01:48:24,304 --> 01:48:26,506 Maybe I was pregnant. 1193 01:48:26,573 --> 01:48:31,911 "Easy to use. Remove cap and urinate on the absorbent end for five seconds. 1194 01:48:33,213 --> 01:48:35,715 "Accurate results in only 90 seconds. 1195 01:48:35,815 --> 01:48:39,252 You can read the results as soon as the line appears in the window." 1196 01:48:39,352 --> 01:48:40,420 (sighs) 1197 01:49:04,177 --> 01:49:05,178 ****. 1198 01:49:05,245 --> 01:49:07,447 (the bride) What I didn't know... 1199 01:49:07,547 --> 01:49:11,685 ...was that somewhere on my journey I had been spotted. 1200 01:49:11,751 --> 01:49:17,924 With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wong long to send an assassin of her own. 1201 01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:20,593 - (doorbell) - (the bride) Hello, can I help you? 1202 01:49:20,694 --> 01:49:24,130 (woman) Hello, I'm Karen Kim. I'm the hospitality manager of the hotel. 1203 01:49:24,230 --> 01:49:26,232 I have a welcome gift from the management. 1204 01:49:26,299 --> 01:49:27,567 Oh, that's nice. Um... 1205 01:49:28,935 --> 01:49:30,603 Can you just leave it by the door? 1206 01:49:43,116 --> 01:49:46,986 - You pretty good with that shotgun? - Not that I have to be at this range, 1207 01:49:47,870 --> 01:49:48,955 but I'm a ****in' surgeon with this shotgun. 1208 01:49:49,550 --> 01:49:52,920 Well, guess what, *****? I'm better than Annie Oakley. 1209 01:49:52,158 --> 01:49:55,562 - And I got you right in my sight. - I could blow your ****in' head off. 1210 01:49:55,628 --> 01:49:59,799 Not before I put one right between your eyes, so let's talk. 1211 01:50:01,501 --> 01:50:03,303 Karen... 1212 01:50:05,505 --> 01:50:07,941 ...I just found out... 1213 01:50:08,800 --> 01:50:09,843 ...right now... 1214 01:50:09,943 --> 01:50:14,180 ...not a moment before you blew a hole through the door... 1215 01:50:15,982 --> 01:50:20,253 - ...that I'm pregnant. - What is this? 1216 01:50:20,320 --> 01:50:22,689 On the floor by the door... 1217 01:50:22,789 --> 01:50:26,459 ...is a strip that says I'm pregnant. 1218 01:50:26,526 --> 01:50:27,694 Bullshit. 1219 01:50:28,828 --> 01:50:32,365 Any other time you'd be 100 percent right. 1220 01:50:32,465 --> 01:50:34,300 This time... 1221 01:50:35,869 --> 01:50:37,670 ...you're 100 percent wrong. 1222 01:50:39,706 --> 01:50:42,642 I'm the deadliest woman in the world. 1223 01:50:43,643 --> 01:50:45,779 But right now... 1224 01:50:45,845 --> 01:50:48,515 ...I'm just scared shitless for my baby. 1225 01:50:49,315 --> 01:50:50,984 Please. 1226 01:50:52,519 --> 01:50:54,888 Just look at the strip. 1227 01:50:56,890 --> 01:50:58,692 Please. 1228 01:50:59,993 --> 01:51:04,698 Stay where you are and don't move. 1229 01:51:21,881 --> 01:51:23,850 I don't know what this ****in' shit means. 1230 01:51:23,917 --> 01:51:25,885 The box with the directions - it's right there. 1231 01:51:38,398 --> 01:51:40,200 "Easy to use. 1232 01:51:40,266 --> 01:51:44,838 Remove the cap and urinate on the absorbent end." 1233 01:51:44,904 --> 01:51:46,539 Blue means pregnant. 1234 01:51:46,606 --> 01:51:49,376 I'll read it myself, thank you. 1235 01:51:57,183 --> 01:51:58,885 Oh, OK. 1236 01:51:58,952 --> 01:52:00,854 Say I were to believe you. What then? 1237 01:52:00,920 --> 01:52:02,956 Just go home. 1238 01:52:05,258 --> 01:52:07,427 I'll do the same. 1239 01:52:12,632 --> 01:52:14,234 (door opens) 1240 01:52:26,946 --> 01:52:28,615 Congratulations. 1241 01:52:32,218 --> 01:52:34,988 (the bride) Before that strip turned blue... 1242 01:52:35,880 --> 01:52:37,557 ...I was a woman, I was your woman. 1243 01:52:38,558 --> 01:52:41,795 I was a killer who killed for you. 1244 01:52:41,895 --> 01:52:45,331 Before that strip turned blue, I would've jumped a motorcycle 1245 01:52:45,432 --> 01:52:47,467 onto a speeding train. 1246 01:52:48,468 --> 01:52:50,236 For you. 1247 01:52:51,805 --> 01:52:55,241 But once that strip turned blue... 1248 01:52:55,308 --> 01:52:58,678 ...I could no longer do any of those things. 1249 01:52:58,778 --> 01:53:01,247 Not anymore. 1250 01:53:01,314 --> 01:53:03,683 Because I was gonna be a mother. 1251 01:53:06,920 --> 01:53:08,822 Can you understand that? 1252 01:53:11,925 --> 01:53:13,593 Yes. 1253 01:53:14,594 --> 01:53:16,796 But why didn't you... 1254 01:53:16,863 --> 01:53:19,165 ...tell me then, instead of now? 1255 01:53:20,166 --> 01:53:22,469 Once you knew, you'd claim her. 1256 01:53:22,535 --> 01:53:24,504 And I didn't want that. 1257 01:53:25,271 --> 01:53:27,474 Not your decision to make. 1258 01:53:27,540 --> 01:53:29,609 Yes. 1259 01:53:29,676 --> 01:53:33,130 But it's the right decision, and I made it for my daughter. 1260 01:53:34,140 --> 01:53:37,717 She deserved to be born with a clean slate. 1261 01:53:38,718 --> 01:53:40,720 But with you... 1262 01:53:40,820 --> 01:53:44,691 ...she would've been born into a world she shouldn't have. 1263 01:53:46,393 --> 01:53:48,628 I had to choose. 1264 01:53:49,829 --> 01:53:51,831 I chose her. 1265 01:53:54,300 --> 01:53:57,700 You know, five years ago, 1266 01:53:57,170 --> 01:54:02,800 if I had to make a list of impossible things that could never happen, 1267 01:54:02,750 --> 01:54:07,213 you performing a coup de grâce on me by bustin' a cap in my crown... 1268 01:54:10,216 --> 01:54:12,852 ...would've been right at the top of the list. 1269 01:54:14,521 --> 01:54:16,589 I'd have been wrong, wouldn't I? 1270 01:54:17,857 --> 01:54:19,693 I-I'm sorry. 1271 01:54:19,759 --> 01:54:21,861 Was that a question? 1272 01:54:23,196 --> 01:54:25,699 Of impossible things that could never happen - 1273 01:54:25,765 --> 01:54:29,235 yes, in this instance you would've been wrong. 1274 01:54:29,736 --> 01:54:31,171 Well? 1275 01:54:31,237 --> 01:54:34,774 When you never came back, 1276 01:54:34,874 --> 01:54:40,947 I naturally assumed Lisa Wong, or somebody else, had killed you. 1277 01:54:41,470 --> 01:54:44,351 Oh! And for the record... 1278 01:54:44,417 --> 01:54:48,588 ...letting somebody think somebody they love is dead when they're not 1279 01:54:48,688 --> 01:54:50,557 is quite cruel. 1280 01:54:54,940 --> 01:54:58,310 I mourned you for three months. 1281 01:54:58,798 --> 01:55:02,102 And in the third month of mourning you... 1282 01:55:03,236 --> 01:55:05,538 ...I tracked you down. 1283 01:55:05,605 --> 01:55:07,807 I wasn't tryin' to track you down. 1284 01:55:07,907 --> 01:55:12,245 I was tryin' to track down the ****ing ***holes I thought killed you. 1285 01:55:13,380 --> 01:55:15,248 So I find you... 1286 01:55:16,916 --> 01:55:19,152 ...and what do I find? 1287 01:55:19,252 --> 01:55:22,489 Not only are you not dead... 1288 01:55:22,589 --> 01:55:26,793 ...you're getting married to some ****ing jerk. 1289 01:55:28,895 --> 01:55:31,331 And you're pregnant. 1290 01:55:34,734 --> 01:55:37,270 I overreacted. 1291 01:55:45,845 --> 01:55:49,683 You overreacted? Is that your explanation? 1292 01:55:49,783 --> 01:55:52,285 I didn't say I was gonna explain myself. 1293 01:55:52,352 --> 01:55:54,654 I said I was gonna tell you the truth. 1294 01:55:54,754 --> 01:55:59,526 But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal. 1295 01:56:01,528 --> 01:56:03,196 I'm a killer. 1296 01:56:04,197 --> 01:56:06,700 I'm a murdering bastard. You know that. 1297 01:56:07,634 --> 01:56:10,537 And there are consequences... 1298 01:56:10,637 --> 01:56:14,700 ...to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. 1299 01:56:15,800 --> 01:56:17,510 You experienced some of them. 1300 01:56:21,114 --> 01:56:24,784 Was my reaction really that surprising? 1301 01:56:24,851 --> 01:56:28,888 Yes. It was. 1302 01:56:30,857 --> 01:56:34,627 Could you do what you did? 1303 01:56:34,694 --> 01:56:36,730 Of course you could. 1304 01:56:38,531 --> 01:56:45,380 But I never thought you would, or could, do that to me. 1305 01:56:45,138 --> 01:56:48,410 I'm really sorry, Kiddo... 1306 01:56:48,141 --> 01:56:50,377 ...but you thought wrong. 1307 01:56:56,549 --> 01:57:00,754 You and I have unfinished business. 1308 01:57:01,554 --> 01:57:04,924 Baby... you ain't kiddin'. 1309 01:57:31,685 --> 01:57:33,420 (gasps) 1310 01:57:35,550 --> 01:57:37,857 (groans) 1311 01:57:37,924 --> 01:57:43,430 Pai Mei taught you the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique? 1312 01:57:46,433 --> 01:57:48,768 'Course he did. 1313 01:57:50,537 --> 01:57:52,639 Why didn't you tell me? 1314 01:57:56,409 --> 01:57:58,611 I don't know. 1315 01:58:00,880 --> 01:58:02,716 Because I'm... 1316 01:58:03,783 --> 01:58:05,952 ...a bad person. 1317 01:58:06,986 --> 01:58:08,655 No. 1318 01:58:10,623 --> 01:58:13,727 You're not a bad person. 1319 01:58:13,793 --> 01:58:16,730 You're a terrific person. 1320 01:58:16,796 --> 01:58:20,133 You're my favorite person. 1321 01:58:21,301 --> 01:58:24,270 But every once in a while... 1322 01:58:25,271 --> 01:58:27,240 ...you can be a real cunt. 1323 01:58:46,826 --> 01:58:48,795 How do I look? 1324 01:59:04,344 --> 01:59:06,946 You look ready. 1325 02:00:53,586 --> 02:00:57,791 Well, well, well. If it ain't the little flower. 1326 02:01:02,629 --> 02:01:06,990 (narrator) Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. 1327 02:01:06,166 --> 02:01:08,234 Let's go to press. Flash. 1328 02:01:08,301 --> 02:01:11,400 Do you have a magpie in your home? 1329 02:01:11,104 --> 02:01:13,440 If you do, you are most fortunate. 1330 02:01:13,506 --> 02:01:17,110 The magpie is the most charming bird in all the world. 1331 02:01:17,177 --> 02:01:19,746 He is the best friend a farmer ever had. 1332 02:01:19,813 --> 02:01:22,849 Treat him gently. Treat him kindly. 1333 02:01:22,949 --> 02:01:27,454 And always remember, the magpie deserves your respect. 1334 02:01:27,520 --> 02:01:30,790 (sobbing) 1335 02:02:03,356 --> 02:02:04,724 Thank you. 1336 02:02:05,992 --> 02:02:08,828 Thank you. Thank you. 1337 02:02:10,230 --> 02:02:12,232 Oh, thank you. 1338 02:02:14,467 --> 02:02:16,503 (magpie) Now, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 1339 02:02:16,569 --> 02:02:19,139 (man) I ain't got no headache. 1340 02:02:19,205 --> 02:02:22,208 (magpie) Oh yes, you have, brother. 1341 02:02:38,224 --> 02:02:42,395 (♪ male sings in Spanish) 1342 02:04:08,114 --> 02:04:09,949 (yells) 1343 02:06:03,363 --> 02:06:07,367 (♪ "Goodnight Moon" by Shivaree) 1344 02:06:16,543 --> 02:06:18,978 ♪ There's a nail in the door 1345 02:06:19,790 --> 02:06:21,414 ♪ And there's glass on the lawn 1346 02:06:21,481 --> 02:06:25,985 ♪ Tacks on the floor, and the TV is on 1347 02:06:26,860 --> 02:06:30,156 ♪ And I always sleep with my guns 1348 02:06:30,256 --> 02:06:31,925 ♪ When you're gone 1349 02:06:33,760 --> 02:06:35,995 ♪ There's a blade by the bed 1350 02:06:36,960 --> 02:06:38,298 ♪ And a phone in my hand 1351 02:06:38,398 --> 02:06:40,266 ♪ A dog on the floor 1352 02:06:40,333 --> 02:06:43,169 ♪ And some cash on the nightstand 1353 02:06:43,269 --> 02:06:46,606 ♪ When I'm all alone, the dreaming stops 1354 02:06:46,673 --> 02:06:49,175 ♪ And I just can't stand 1355 02:06:50,944 --> 02:06:55,448 ♪ What should I do? I'm just a little baby 1356 02:06:55,515 --> 02:06:59,686 ♪ What if the lights go out and maybe 1357 02:06:59,786 --> 02:07:03,456 ♪ And then the wind just starts to moan 1358 02:07:03,523 --> 02:07:07,961 ♪ Outside the door, he followed me home 1359 02:07:08,280 --> 02:07:12,132 ♪ Well, goodnight moon, I want the sun 1360 02:07:12,198 --> 02:07:16,369 ♪ If it's not here soon I might be done 1361 02:07:16,469 --> 02:07:22,876 ♪ No, it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon 1362 02:07:41,661 --> 02:07:46,166 ♪ Well, you're up so high, how can you save me? 1363 02:07:46,232 --> 02:07:49,502 ♪ When the dark comes here tonight 1364 02:07:49,569 --> 02:07:54,507 ♪ To take me up to my front walk and into bed 1365 02:07:54,574 --> 02:07:59,450 ♪ Where it kisses my face and eats my head 1366 02:07:59,145 --> 02:08:03,683 ♪ What should I do? I'm just a little baby 1367 02:08:03,750 --> 02:08:07,587 ♪ What if the lights go out and maybe 1368 02:08:07,687 --> 02:08:11,691 ♪ And then the wind just starts to moan 1369 02:08:11,758 --> 02:08:16,960 ♪ Outside the door, he followed me home 1370 02:08:16,196 --> 02:08:20,200 ♪ Now, goodnight moon I want the sun 1371 02:08:20,266 --> 02:08:24,537 ♪ If it's not here soon, I might be done 1372 02:08:24,604 --> 02:08:30,877 ♪ No, it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon 1373 02:08:32,946 --> 02:08:39,452 ♪ No, it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon 1374 02:09:10,483 --> 02:09:13,486 (♪ woman sings in Japanese) 1375 02:12:18,938 --> 02:12:21,941 (♪ instrumental) 1376 02:15:26,493 --> 02:15:28,328 (Quentin Tarantino) And, action! 1377 02:15:28,628 --> 02:15:31,970 (screams) 1378 02:15:31,164 --> 02:15:32,632 (Quentin Tarantino) Cut. 1379 02:15:33,266 --> 02:15:35,335 Oh, come on. Let's do it again.