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What's missing
from this picture?

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We'll start with extraction,

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which is a fancy word
for trashing the planet.

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But this looks like
is we chop down the trees,

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we blow up the mountains
to get the metals inside

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and use up all the water,

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and we wipe out the animals.

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We are running out
of resources.

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Now, I know this can be hard
to hear, but it's the truth.

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So we've got to deal with it.

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In the past
three decades alone,

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one-third of the planet's
natural resource space

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has been consumed.

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Gone.

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We are cutting and mining
and hauling

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and trashing the place so fast
that we're undermining

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the planet's very ability
for people to live here.

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We have 5%
of the world's population,

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but we're using 30%
of the world's resources.

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If everybody consumed
at U.S. rates,

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we would need
three to five planets.

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And you know what?

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We've only got one.

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Oh, my God.

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You live in that?

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Seriously?

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Does your chicken have a name?

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Chicken.

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Chicken?

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Chicken.

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Where's all your stuff?

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I divested.

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Cut myself down
to a hundred things.

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What do you mean,
a hundred things?

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Shirt's one thing,
bowl's one thing,

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fork, sleeping bag, chicken.

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And you kept that hat?

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Tell me you at least have a gun.

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Jesus, Waldo.

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When's the last time
you had anybody up here?

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Three years.

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You got any friends?

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Chicken.

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Wow.

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What the **** is that?

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I bought the land
from a sculptor.

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Sure, because this spoke to you,
right?

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Remember that time
we were supposedly "broken up"?

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I ran into you outside
the art museum on Wilshire.

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I was on a date.

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I ditched the guy.

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We went straight to your truck
in the parking structure.

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It was right next to
the La Brea Tar Pits.

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By the mammoths.

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Okay.

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First of all,
this isn't a mammoth.

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It's an elephant.

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Second of all, you're saying
I bought this property

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because I had a subconscious
***ual memory

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prompted by this sculpture.

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Which you brought me straight to
the minute I came to visit you.

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Uninvited.

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Look, I'm here on business.

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- Alastair Pinch, the actor...
- Killed his wife.

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Look, maybe he killed her,
maybe he didn't.

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I don't think he even knows.
The guy's a blackout drunk.

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The network's got a lot riding
on him,

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so they're paying
for his lawyer.

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So he did kill her.

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It means the money's serious.

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They're looking to hire a P.I.

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This gig could jump me
to the majors.

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If I could deliver the famous
Charlie Waldo

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to work it with me...

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Come on.

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You know these Hollywood types.

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They always want to put
a big name in it.

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I'm retired.

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I see that.

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From the force.

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I'd be willing to go 80/20,
yours.

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What would I even do
with the money?

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Buy a nicer hundred things.

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'Cause then my life
would be complete?

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Exactly.

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Pass.

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Lydell was a long time ago.

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Lorena.

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You don't have to
keep punishing yourself.

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You don't have to
live like this.

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You don't have to
live like that.

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****, you expect me
to apologize?

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Hey, I grew up poor.

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For-real poor,
not with solar panels.

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Bye.

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Come on, let me bring you back
into the real world.

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Just for a few weeks.
We'll have some laughs.

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I can't.

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All right.
It was worth a shot.

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Can I have a hug at least?

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You ghosted me, Waldo.

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I ghosted everybody.

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I know.

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You smell better than you look.

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You can't stay up here forever.

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No? Why not?

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Same reason you and I
kept hooking back up.

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Unfinished business is a *****.

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Things are not looking good

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for celebrated actor
Alastair Pinch.

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He's under renewed scrutiny
by the LAPD

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regarding the murder
of his wife,

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Monica Pinch, two weeks ago.

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Investigators say they are
focusing their inquiries

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on the actor himself
as the prime suspect.

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Jesus, Waldo.

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You know, you shouldn't do that.

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Call a cop.

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Mm.

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Lorena Nascimento was out here
a couple days ago, huh?

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Oh, yeah? I'd have to check
my visitor's log.

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Don't jerk me.

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She's been scoping you
for the Pinch murder.

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That dumb bastard's
the least of her worries.

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She say anything about Don Q?

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Is he a game show host?

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Captain of industry.

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A recreational pharmaceutical
industry.

129
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Your girl's on his payroll.

130
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That sounds like bullshit.

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Oh, that's not bullshit.

132
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You check out her ride?

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Where do you think she gets
that kind of cheese?

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Where does a cop with four kids
get the cheese for a 'Vette?

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- Ha-ha-ha.
- You dropped this.

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****ing ****.

137
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Anyway, she took something
that belonged to Don Q.

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Not exactly
the healthiest lifestyle choice.

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And what I think is she came up
here to leave it with you.

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Leave what?

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And if you're smart,
you will give it to me.

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I don't know what it is.
I haven't seen her.

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Stop wasting my time, man.

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The last thing she did
on a computer

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was Google Map this *** pile.

146
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The last call on her cell
was from Idyllwild.

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What do you mean last call?

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There a missing-persons open?

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Hell no.

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That would require
somebody gave a shit.

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What?

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Oh, Jesus.

153
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This is Lorena.

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You can leave a message,

155
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but if you want me
to call you back,

156
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you better make it interesting.

157
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**** you, Lorena.

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Damn!

159
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Yo, hit him again.

160
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Come on.
Hit him again.

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- Hit him.
- Ooh!

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Oh, he gonna
**** your white *** up.

163
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,129
Hit him again.
Hit him again.

164
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,397
Wait, wait, wait!

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Here we go.
Hit him again.

166
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Whatever the problem is here,

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let's see if we can...
communicate.

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Is that a purse?

169
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It's a Bottega, mother****er.

170
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Oh, shit.

171
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,983
Oh, shit. What the ****
did you hit him with?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yo, come on, big man.

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Bam, then that's it.

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That's the one.

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Come on, big fella.

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- Oh, that's it. That's it.
- What do you morons want?

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Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.

179
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Relax, big man.

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We want you to stay your *** up
on this mother****ing mountain.

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And stay away from
Alastair Pinch.

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Yeah. That's right.
And if you don't,

183
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you gonna get more visits from

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the Palisade Posse,
mother****er.

185
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The **** is wrong with him?

186
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Help me up.

187
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Come on.

188
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,520
Yo, what are you doing?

189
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He's asking for help.

190
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,880
What the **** are you doing?

191
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,790
I hate to break it
to you, boys...

192
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,459
I've got nothing to do
with Alastair Pinch.

193
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,961
Bullshit.

194
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,829
You work for the network.
It's in the trades.

195
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Let me see.

196
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Boom.

197
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,969
It's upside-down, moron.

198
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Yeah, that's right.

199
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,800
What the ****?

200
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:23,510
Knock him out, dawg.
Come on.

201
00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,783
Just stay your hillbilly ***
out of L.A., *****.

202
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Oh, well, I'm lost

203
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,937
In a love affair

204
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I paid the cost

205
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I gave myself

206
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To treat her well

207
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,652
That's where my lies

208
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,564
And now I'm lost

209
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,367
On a lonely sea

210
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The man you love

211
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,390
That man is me

212
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,376
So maybe crawl

213
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,780
Now she's gone away

214
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With him she stayed

215
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:40,253
This is Lorena.
You can leave a message,

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00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,455
but if you want me
to call you back,

217
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,723
you better make it interesting.

218
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,392
The mailbox is full

219
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,460
and cannot accept new messages
at this time.

220
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I won't look down

221
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,671
I won't look down

222
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,410
I won't look down

223
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,382
I won't look down

224
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,422
At the lonely ground

225
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:36,576
Mr. Waldo.

226
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,545
Wilson Sikorsky,
head of the network.

227
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,948
Hop in. You know Fontella Davis,
Alastair Pinch's attorney?

228
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,717
Never had the pleasure.

229
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,251
Hold on. Hang on.
Hang on.

230
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,886
No.
No, I'm not paying him $40,000.

231
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,723
I'll pay him $25,000.
He should be kissing my balls.

232
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,391
What was the last series he had?

233
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,260
Two years, he'll be playing
Sasquatch

234
00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:54,327
on the Discovery Channel.

235
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,330
Hey, why would you
put in the trades

236
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,932
that I was working
for your network?

237
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,467
Mr. Waldo, when you land a star,

238
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,768
you don't hide him
under your ***.

239
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,336
You tell the whole
****ing world.

240
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,105
You were the youngest ever
captain of the LAPD.

241
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,272
Did we get that right?

242
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,941
Youngest Detective III.

243
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,909
Yeah, close enough.
We want you to start right away

244
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,579
even though Lorena Nascimento
seems unavailable.

245
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,448
She's missing. When's the last
time you talked to her?

246
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,651
No. No.
**** no.

247
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,120
That I can work with.
Then you do your homework.

248
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,621
She's gonna be
exactly like a mother.

249
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,240
- You have kids, Mr. Waldo?
- No.

250
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,590
I'm gonna give you my cellphone.

251
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,894
Don't call the office.
My new assistant's a ****wit.

252
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,195
But call me day or night,
though.

253
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,797
I got to get this tied up.

254
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:32,932
You may or may not be aware
I'm facing a takeover.

255
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,768
And I won't you on NCN
with me tonight.

256
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,903
I assume you know
how to find a barbershop.

257
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,838
Hey, guys.

258
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,409
Thing is, I never told Lorena
I'd do this.

259
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,645
Sorry.

260
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:46,946
So I tell you
my nuts are in a vise,

261
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,382
you give them an extra turn?

262
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,385
You want more money,
just have your reps call me.

263
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,554
The show's worth twice now
what it used to be.

264
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,823
This murder thing has done
wonders for the ratings.

265
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,391
I could probably get
$6 mill an ep,

266
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,893
but, you know,
I got to have 100 episodes,

267
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,461
and I only got 57.

268
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,863
So I need two more years
of... watch the cable...

269
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:07,330
Alastair Pinch healthy,
happy, and off of death row.

270
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:08,968
I can't take this.

271
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:10,603
I only own 100 things.

272
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,539
If I take that,
it's gonna be 101, you know?

273
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,673
Not really.

274
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,410
Well, it's complicated.

275
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:16,843
Let's go with
one of the other P.I.s.

276
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,778
I know we said we needed
to create distraction.

277
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,246
But this?
Come on.

278
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,781
Big fan of your work too.

279
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,850
A real P.I., one that knows
how to do the job,

280
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,190
- not just some has-been.
- All right. Look.

281
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,620
Hey, hey, hey. Shh.

282
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,457
I'm only here to tell you
to put out a press release

283
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,192
that says I'm not involved,
all right?

284
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,993
That I turned it down.
Can you do that?

285
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,228
This is the hottest gig in town.

286
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,930
Everybody's chasing it.

287
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,232
Here's what I'll do.
I'll introduce you to Alastair.

288
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,434
I'll pay you for the day whether
you take the case or not.

289
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:45,905
Excuse me.
Hey. Yeah. No. I'm on...

290
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,841
What was Lorena gonna charge?

291
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,643
- $1,000 a day plus expenses.
- $2,000, and not to me.

292
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,513
A donation to the Sierra Club
in memory of Lydell Lipps.

293
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,715
Deal. It's a shame
the kids are gonna miss this.

294
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,651
You're about to meet
a mother****ing legend.

295
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,321
So,
Stevie and I were at my estate.

296
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,722
I was drinking absinthe,

297
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,190
and several snifters in,

298
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,270
I decided that this would be
the perfect night

299
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,896
to teach Stevie Wonder
how to drive.

300
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,533
And that it might be
most entertaining

301
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,637
to let him motor about the lawn
with me outside the car,

302
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,372
- trying to dodge it.
- Excuse me.

303
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,707
I need a shoot, Mr. Pinch.

304
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,709
Oh, thank you, cherub.

305
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,345
Anyway, I thought I'd give
Stevie a sporting chance.

306
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,714
So there I was,
trousers around my ankles,

307
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:30,850
Stevie gave it some stick,
and I spent the next fortnight

308
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,253
pissing claret in Ward C.

309
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,388
Where's my mustache fluffer?

310
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,691
Last looks.

311
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,727
Let me know when we're set.

312
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,929
Grazie, babies.

313
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,497
Ohh.

314
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,320
Sustained.

315
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:47,434
"Sustrained."

316
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,768
So stained.

317
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,170
Is he shit-faced?

318
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,638
Come on.

319
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,910
It is such a privilege
to get to watch this man work.

320
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,278
He's got a shitload
of Shakespeare Awards

321
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,646
under his bed.

322
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,147
Greatest ****ing actor
since Brando.

323
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,782
I get him Wednesday nights
after Jessica Biel.

324
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,850
Love this job.

325
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,287
Background.

326
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,623
And... action!

327
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,425
Let me tell you a story

328
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,929
from when I was just a tyke
in Tuscaloosa.

329
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:18,732
My granddaddy,
Raymond Forbishaw,

330
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,367
he was a jurist himself.

331
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,335
Family court.

332
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,472
He used to set me on his knee
and say,

333
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:29,476
"Johnnie, for 99 days,
the judge's job

334
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:33,580
is merely to be that blindfold
on the statue of Lady Justice.

335
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:37,417
For 99 days, you do that,
and justice,

336
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,687
in its natural wisdom,
will find its own way.

337
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,756
But, Johnnie," he'd say...

338
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,996
"...on the 100th day,

339
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:55,602
a great judge knows
that he needs to be justice."

340
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,838
Now, I wouldn't be so bold as to
call myself a great judge,

341
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:02,942
but I do know
that as I sit here today,

342
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,790
I'm thinking about
my granddaddy.

343
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:09,820
And that's why
I'm gonna direct this verdict

344
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:14,254
and find this here defendant...
guilty.

345
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,322
Cut!

346
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,124
Alastair, that was terrific.

347
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,694
Terrific?
It was bloody genius.

348
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,562
You're not going
to top that one.

349
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,300
I'll see you all tomorrow then.

350
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,765
Did you hear what I just said?

351
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,734
He's supposed to say
"not guilty."

352
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,804
- He said guilty.
- ****.

353
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,339
Could have just told me
I had *** cancer.

354
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,406
Sorry.

355
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,208
- Alastair.
- Yes?

356
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,977
Oh, God,
I hate to do this to you,

357
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,246
but we're gonna have
to do one more.

358
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,216
- The last line is "not guilty."
- "Not guilty."

359
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,818
- What did I say?
- Guilty.

360
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,153
- The **** I did.
- Yeah, he didn't say that.

361
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,722
Did... I mean,
but really, just please?

362
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,123
No.
I know what I said, love.

363
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,725
So let's just look
at the playback.

364
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,593
He wouldn't have said that.

365
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,895
Can we just see
the playback, please?

366
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,864
You... What are you smirking at?

367
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,933
What? I didn't say anything.

368
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,635
Do you think it's easy
to carry this piece of shit

369
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,404
on my shoulders week after week?

370
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,390
You think I need a twat like you

371
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,807
standing there
hoping I'll **** it up?

372
00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:10,410
How long have you worked
on the show?

373
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,978
It's my first week.

374
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,514
Your first week.
It's his first week, everyone.

375
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,623
God!

376
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,891
And that's why I'm gonna

377
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,292
direct this verdict...

378
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,761
Let that be a lesson to you.

379
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,630
- You good?
- I'm fine.

380
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,164
...guilty.

381
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,332
Let's do this.
Come on.

382
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,501
Let's do it. Let's roll.

383
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,603
Rolling!

384
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:37,937
Does that happen often?

385
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,173
Sometimes after lunch.

386
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,809
We always put a stunt guy
right there, pay him extra.

387
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,577
Don't tell Alastair.

388
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,714
Ready?

389
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:49,282
Action.

390
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,718
"...and find
this here defendant

391
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,820
not guilty."

392
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,856
Cut!

393
00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:59,926
Wouldn't be the first time
I've had the clap.

394
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,642
Entrez.

395
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,211
"Not guilty."

396
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,381
Ah, lord of the manor, down to
slum a bit with the vassals.

397
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,949
To what do we owe the honor?

398
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,585
I wanted to introduce you
to Charlie Waldo,

399
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,253
the detective we told you about.

400
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,220
He used to be king shit
at the LAPD.

401
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:31,240
Ah, the fallen angel.
You've landed him.

402
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:32,692
Didn't I promise you I would?

403
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,127
I'd give you the shirt
off my back. You know that.

404
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,620
I'd prefer the watch
off your wrist.

405
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,897
Have you seen
what this man wears?

406
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:39,799
Costs more than the house
I grew up in.

407
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,902
Kudoke Skeleton.
They only make 35 a year.

408
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,604
Maybe I'll make you
a wrap gift of one. How's that?

409
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,539
Can we have that
signed in blood?

410
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,675
"Signed in blood,"
he says.

411
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,144
I'm done for the day, Detective.
Do you have plans?

412
00:21:51,211 --> 00:21:53,790
- Where do you live?
- Idyllwild.

413
00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,682
- I'm only here for today.
- Details we're sorting out.

414
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,951
I haven't agreed
to take this case.

415
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,586
I'll find a hotel for tonight.

416
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,820
Nonsense.
You'll stay at my house.

417
00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:02,122
Great idea.

418
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,723
Right to the scene of the crime.

419
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:04,991
You don't mind sleeping

420
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,760
surrounded by yellow tape,
do you?

421
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,130
This ****ing guy.

422
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,331
Come on, Waldo.
What do you say?

423
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,365
What's the worst
that can happen?

424
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,800
Lorena turns up in a day or two,

425
00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:16,870
you can go back
to wherever you came from.

426
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,720
Hell, maybe even get
your reputation back.

427
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,374
Just kidding.

428
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,852
Interest you
in a wee snifter, Detective?

429
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:35,188
No, thank you.

430
00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:36,690
I deplore drinking alone,

431
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,124
so I'll have a double.

432
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,431
She was so proud of this room.

433
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,232
Chin-chin.

434
00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:49,969
It was in Town and Wanker
magazine, you know.

435
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,672
Why don't you walk me
through that morning?

436
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,511
All right.

437
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,246
One more time.

438
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,984
It was a Saturday.

439
00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:08,855
I woke up... or came to...
in my study,

440
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,891
about a half a mile
down that way.

441
00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:15,610
I realized I had no recollection
of the previous night.

442
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:19,432
I came in here.
Found my sweet Monica.

443
00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:25,672
I ran back to the kitchen,
dialed 911.

444
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:29,275
There was a shattered vase.

445
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,244
Anyhow,
when the ambulance arrived,

446
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,946
they told me
she was already gone

447
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,715
and had been
for quite some time.

448
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:41,321
Does anyone else have keys?

449
00:23:41,388 --> 00:23:44,290
Only Rosario. That's our nanny.

450
00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:47,270
And she was in Venezuela
visiting her family.

451
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,595
Nanny?

452
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,230
You have kids in the house?

453
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,299
Yes.
We have one child, Gaby.

454
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,350
She likely wasn't
the killer either,

455
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,237
but she'll be home
from kindergarten soon enough

456
00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,240
if you think it's worth
trying to wrest a confession.

457
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,609
Pretty glib, considering.

458
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,770
Forgive me.

459
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:07,130
Dear Gaby doesn't even know,
of course, but...

460
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,885
...the world is certain
I murdered my wife, Mr. Waldo,

461
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,588
and I can't even tell you
the world is wrong.

462
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,258
If you know a man who's handled
a similar predicament

463
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,760
with more éIan, point me to him,

464
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,797
and I shall gladly emulate.

465
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,299
You ever thought about trying
to stop drinking?

466
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,672
All the time.

467
00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:36,576
But this doesn't seem the week
for that, now, does it?

468
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:37,844
Daddy!

469
00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:40,246
Princess Ozma,
where did you come from?

470
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,150
Oh, oh, oh.

471
00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:45,385
Want to hear the song Little Dog
taught us at school today?

472
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,754
A little dog?
Why, yes, of course.

473
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:51,257
Brush every morning,
brush every night

474
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:55,595
I brush and I brush
so my teeth will be white

475
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,898
Teeth can be shiny,
teeth can be gold

476
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:03,690
I hope I still have some
when I'm very old

477
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,339
- You know it.
- I do know it, Gaby.

478
00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:10,710
I'd like to meet my new friend,
Mr. Waldo.

479
00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,980
He looks scary. Like a lion.

480
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,782
Yeah, but he's a friendly lion.

481
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:19,119
Gaby and I are going to spend
some daddy time before bed,

482
00:25:19,152 --> 00:25:21,121
you snuggly baby.

483
00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:26,292
Oh, you haven't decided
to take the case yet, have you?

484
00:25:26,326 --> 00:25:27,994
What say you, Detective?

485
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,598
Will you return to your mountain
and leave me to the fates?

486
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,767
Or will you stick around
the shitty of the angels

487
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,737
long enough to see the police
maybe get it right this time?

488
00:25:37,771 --> 00:25:39,539
Whatever right may look like.

489
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:42,942
Daddy, can Mr. Lion drive
to school with us tomorrow?

490
00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,978
Can he please?

491
00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:47,147
Please?

492
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,117
Yay!

493
00:25:57,691 --> 00:25:59,359
Will this be all right?

494
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,630
It's perfect.

495
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,905
****ing Lorena.

496
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:32,192
Guilty.

497
00:26:32,225 --> 00:26:33,660
...and turn down the volume
on the media circus.

498
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,950
Oh, come on, Fontella.

499
00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:36,863
You live for the media circus.

500
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,398
Now I'm hearing there could be
an indictment

501
00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:39,699
as early as tomorrow.

502
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,401
We've not been told that.

503
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:42,702
And now the L.A. Times
is reporting

504
00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:44,270
that sources on the LAPD say

505
00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:46,172
there are no
unidentified fingerprints

506
00:26:46,239 --> 00:26:47,407
anywhere in that room.

507
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,908
What does that suggest to you?

508
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,410
It suggests that
the real killer

509
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,878
knew what he was doing.

510
00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:52,979
You promised us
Charlie Waldo

511
00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:54,581
from the Lydell Lipps case.

512
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,316
What does it say
that he's not here with you?

513
00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:58,218
Charlie Waldo
is busy uncovering...

514
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:10,697
Welcome to kindergartens
of the rich and famous.

515
00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:13,990
Gaby, Mr. Lion needs to
talk to your teacher.

516
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,702
But first, he's going to
park this beast.

517
00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:18,138
Now get out, little blighter.

518
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,542
Baby back ribs in there.

519
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:28,148
Alas, poor Yorick!

520
00:27:28,181 --> 00:27:30,216
I knew him, my sweet Gaby,

521
00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:33,953
a fellow of infinite jest,
of most excellent fancy.

522
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,623
He hath borne me on his back
a thousand times,

523
00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:39,192
and now, how abhorred
in my imagination it is!

524
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,960
My gorge rises at it.

525
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:43,930
Yes, you're a shadow
of your former self.

526
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,632
It's that keto diet I'm on.

527
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,501
I'm starving. I think I may have
taken it a bit too far.

528
00:27:48,535 --> 00:27:49,703
You got anything in your lunch?

529
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:52,105
Like a pork chop?
Ham sandwich? No?

530
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,340
I'm afraid it
wouldn't do you any good,

531
00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:55,208
dear boy.
I think you're dead.

532
00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:56,976
Dead? That's tragic.

533
00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:00,313
Yes, indeed, it's tragic.

534
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:02,182
Where be your gibes now?

535
00:28:02,215 --> 00:28:04,751
Your gambols? Your songs?

536
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,219
Your flashes of merriment

537
00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:09,389
that were won't to set the table
on a roar?

538
00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:12,792
I think
I've soiled my britches.

539
00:28:12,826 --> 00:28:15,829
Should I change my nappy?
Oh, it's all squishy.

540
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,831
Bravo!

541
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,299
Oh, yes, thank you, thank you.

542
00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,967
That was funny, Daddy.

543
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,371
Yes. That speech
always slays them.

544
00:28:24,404 --> 00:28:26,573
Come. Let's play on the swings.

545
00:28:26,606 --> 00:28:28,975
I believe Mr. Lion
wants to ask Miss White

546
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,411
whether Daddy plays nicely with
the other children.

547
00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:33,790
Off we go.
Let's get to the swings.

548
00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:36,149
- It'll be a swinging time.
- Swing, swing, swing!

549
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,651
My name's Waldo.

550
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,754
I'm a detective
working for Alastair.

551
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:44,570
Jayne.
My heart breaks for Gaby.

552
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:47,994
Mr. Pinch is doing a lot
to keep her spirits up.

553
00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:51,197
And Mrs. Pinch...
What was she like as a parent?

554
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,436
Mrs. Pinch?

555
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,541
We have the children memorize
these poems.

556
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:05,712
I like to ask the kids whose mom
and dad can recite them too.

557
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,313
Half the time
these parents can't,

558
00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:11,384
but the nanny can
in two languages.

559
00:29:11,451 --> 00:29:13,586
What about the Pinches?

560
00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:15,188
Mrs. Pinch never knew them.

561
00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:18,958
Mr. Pinch, always.

562
00:29:18,992 --> 00:29:21,695
That's unusual.

563
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,197
The death must have shocked
the hell out of this place, huh?

564
00:29:25,999 --> 00:29:27,701
Not me.

565
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,305
Good morning, kids.

566
00:29:32,339 --> 00:29:34,774
Okay, everyone find their place.
Get your bunnies.

567
00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:36,609
We're gonna start by writing
your names on the back of them,

568
00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,745
so have a marker.

569
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:42,449
Miss White, I'm gonna need
to talk to you again.

570
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:43,850
Sure.

571
00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:48,888
Does everyone have their bunny
from yesterday?

572
00:29:52,659 --> 00:29:55,395
Come meet me tonight.
We can talk then.

573
00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,799
All right.
Have you got names set?

574
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,568
Yes, Miss White.

575
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:03,296
Do you put your boots
on your chairs at home?

576
00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,565
I live in a trailer
with a chicken.

577
00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:10,236
What happened to this "vayse"?

578
00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:13,139
"Vahse."

579
00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:16,776
Ah, yes. Well...

580
00:31:16,843 --> 00:31:19,179
That's the one
she was killed with.

581
00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:22,716
What was that, ceramic?

582
00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:25,218
Earthenware.
Nice vase. I rather miss it.

583
00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:27,530
What about that table?

584
00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:30,256
It's different.

585
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,325
Monica was a tinkerer.

586
00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:36,129
No room was ever finished
to her satisfaction.

587
00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:40,166
Mm. And that sculpture.

588
00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:41,701
The Bard?

589
00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:43,603
The sculpture.

590
00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:45,472
This.

591
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:48,975
Ah, dear boy.

592
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:53,346
That's a Regis Award
for my Richard III.

593
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:54,781
Did you move it?

594
00:31:54,848 --> 00:31:58,284
I've never been much
for acting trophies.

595
00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:01,321
Monica had that one on display
for sentimental reasons.

596
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,560
That was the production
on which we met.

597
00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:04,624
Really?

598
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:07,627
Perhaps it's wherever Monica
put my other Regises

599
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:12,265
or my... People's Choice Award.

600
00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:15,602
Good night, sweet prince.

601
00:32:15,669 --> 00:32:18,405
Flights of angels
sing thee to thy rest.

602
00:32:27,881 --> 00:32:31,718
In the old rugged cross

603
00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:35,622
Stained with blood so divine

604
00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:42,128
A wondrous beauty I see

605
00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:46,866
For 'twas on that old cross

606
00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:50,870
Jesus suffered and died

607
00:32:50,937 --> 00:32:54,107
To pardon and sanctify me

608
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:57,744
There goes the good girl
kindergarten teacher.

609
00:32:57,777 --> 00:33:02,480
Just wait till I have
a few Maker's in me.

610
00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:05,285
So why weren't you shocked
that Monica Pinch was killed?

611
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:16,663
Okay, Mr. Waldo.

612
00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:18,832
I have a confession.

613
00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:21,935
Okay.

614
00:33:21,968 --> 00:33:23,870
I've been watching
all this TV coverage

615
00:33:23,937 --> 00:33:25,271
since the murder.

616
00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:30,430
I knew exactly who you were

617
00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:32,178
the minute you walked into
my classroom.

618
00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:34,581
That figures.

619
00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:41,755
Who was Lydell Lipps?

620
00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:45,392
Everyone keeps talking
about Lydell Lipps.

621
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:54,501
I can usually tell when
someone's messing with me.

622
00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:57,237
You're jamming up my radar.

623
00:33:57,270 --> 00:33:59,806
Maybe your radar's just rusty.

624
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,210
Yeah, maybe.

625
00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:06,646
Here you go.

626
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:08,615
Thanks.

627
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,121
To whiskey and good hair.

628
00:34:28,535 --> 00:34:30,136
It's been a while.

629
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,820
Okay. If you want to know,
I'll tell you.

630
00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:52,792
11 years ago,
there was a robbery at 7-11.

631
00:34:52,826 --> 00:34:56,529
The girl behind the counter
and two customers

632
00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:57,731
got shot dead.

633
00:34:57,797 --> 00:35:01,701
I turned up a kid
named Donny Lipps.

634
00:35:01,735 --> 00:35:03,169
Leaned on him pretty hard.

635
00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:04,604
It paid off.

636
00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:07,400
He said he was waiting
in the car outside.

637
00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:09,109
And in return for a deal,

638
00:35:09,142 --> 00:35:11,611
he would give me the shooter.

639
00:35:11,644 --> 00:35:15,315
Turns out that was Lydell,
his brother.

640
00:35:15,348 --> 00:35:18,218
Signed, sealed.

641
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:19,919
My career's off to the races,
right,

642
00:35:19,953 --> 00:35:22,822
and I am on fire with ambition.

643
00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:25,191
Everything's going great.

644
00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:27,627
Cut to years later.

645
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,496
Lydell comes up for parole,

646
00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:32,532
and the prosecutors ask me to
help them prep for the hearing.

647
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,234
So I go see the brother again,

648
00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,935
who's in prison himself
at this point.

649
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,871
Three strikes, unrelated.

650
00:35:39,839 --> 00:35:46,460
Only now he tells me that
the original story was bullshit.

651
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:49,916
He made it up
to get me off his back.

652
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,622
So at that point,

653
00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:57,357
Lydell had been in jail for...

654
00:35:57,390 --> 00:36:01,127
7 years, 3 months, and 16 days.

655
00:36:03,563 --> 00:36:05,832
Well, next thing I learn,

656
00:36:05,865 --> 00:36:09,402
it is a lot harder to get
an innocent man out of jail

657
00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:11,971
than to put a guilty man in.

658
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,607
System isn't designed
to deal with mistakes.

659
00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:17,711
And some individuals aren't,
either.

660
00:36:19,646 --> 00:36:21,581
But I keep pushing.

661
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,160
And I keep pushing

662
00:36:23,490 --> 00:36:24,484
and I keep pushing,

663
00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:28,254
and I'm doing everything I can.

664
00:36:28,321 --> 00:36:30,256
And this goes on for a year.

665
00:36:33,893 --> 00:36:37,564
And then Lydell got stabbed

666
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:41,134
in a yard fight
and he bled to death.

667
00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:43,603
After spending every day
of his adult life

668
00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:46,406
locked up for something
that he didn't ****ing do.

669
00:36:46,439 --> 00:36:49,309
And that I

670
00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:51,644
built a career on.

671
00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:02,122
And when I run out of people
that would listen,

672
00:37:02,188 --> 00:37:03,923
which took about six months...

673
00:37:06,926 --> 00:37:09,496
Um...

674
00:37:09,529 --> 00:37:11,364
I quit.

675
00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:14,167
And I started talking
to anyone with a microphone.

676
00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:19,139
I guess that would have
burned a lot of bridges.

677
00:37:19,172 --> 00:37:21,141
Oh, I burned the ****ing river.

678
00:37:28,715 --> 00:37:30,750
You still haven't told me.

679
00:37:30,784 --> 00:37:33,386
What?

680
00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:36,456
Why weren't you shocked
about Monica Pinch?

681
00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:38,992
Oh, of course I was shocked.

682
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:42,796
I mean, how could I
not be shocked?

683
00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:44,964
I don't follow.

684
00:37:44,998 --> 00:37:49,536
Waldo,

685
00:37:49,569 --> 00:37:52,339
can't you tell when a girl just
wants to have a drink with you?

686
00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:56,109
I might just tear you apart

687
00:37:58,645 --> 00:38:00,647
I said a drink.

688
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:05,618
You're my kill of the night

689
00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:08,254
Three years in the woods.

690
00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:10,724
You haven't been
with anybody all that time?

691
00:38:13,626 --> 00:38:15,228
No.

692
00:38:18,865 --> 00:38:22,402
That's kind of hot, Waldo.

693
00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:27,730
Oh, oh-oh

694
00:38:27,107 --> 00:38:35,148
You're my kill of the night

695
00:38:40,754 --> 00:38:41,755
- Alastair.
- Ah.

696
00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:42,822
They're gonna arrest you.

697
00:38:42,856 --> 00:38:43,923
Those are news helicopters.

698
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:46,126
LAPD's putting on a show.

699
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:48,194
- Go put some clothes on.
- Don't be silly, love.

700
00:38:48,228 --> 00:38:51,998
The network will adore me
in this wardrobe.

701
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,634
Anyway, if it's good enough
for Wacko Jacko,

702
00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,102
it's good enough for me.

703
00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:57,504
Beautiful.

704
00:38:57,537 --> 00:38:59,105
**** and teeth.

705
00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:00,674
****.

706
00:39:00,707 --> 00:39:02,509
- Hold your fire.
- Morning.

707
00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:03,643
Alastair Pinch,
you're under arrest

708
00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:05,111
for the murder of Monica Pinch.

709
00:39:05,145 --> 00:39:07,447
Come on, Pete.
Do we have to do it like this?

710
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:09,215
Let him come in
and surrender himself.

711
00:39:09,249 --> 00:39:11,418
- Hands behind your back.
- Really? You're gonna cuff him?

712
00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:12,952
You can't do me a solid
for old times?

713
00:39:12,986 --> 00:39:14,587
**** you, old times.

714
00:39:14,621 --> 00:39:16,990
You made 10,000 good cops
look like the ****ing Klan.

715
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,590
Say goodbye to
your pretty house, huh, Olivier?

716
00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:20,326
Last time you're gonna see it.

717
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,162
Daddy?

718
00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:24,564
Daddy's just going for
a sleepover.

719
00:39:24,597 --> 00:39:25,865
Be a good girl.
See you tomorrow.

720
00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:26,966
Come on. Let's go.

721
00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:49,689
Hey!

722
00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:54,194
Excuse me. Excuse me.

723
00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:04,804
Did he get bail?

724
00:40:04,838 --> 00:40:07,340
$20 million.

725
00:40:07,374 --> 00:40:09,509
Don't be silly.
We're paying the bail.

726
00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:10,710
It's only $20 million.
I'm insured for it.

727
00:40:10,777 --> 00:40:11,978
- I got to talk to you.
- Hold on.

728
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,380
- I g...
- And that's the end of it.

729
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:16,820
- So yeah.
- I spoke to my guy at LAPD.

730
00:40:16,116 --> 00:40:18,385
He's why they turned it
into a festival.

731
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,320
You have to get rid of him.

732
00:40:20,387 --> 00:40:21,988
Look, I'm happy to quit.

733
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,990
I don't want to make
this worse for anybody.

734
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,992
Worse? You're making it better.

735
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,560
Listen, does one of you guys
have the time?

736
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:29,429
Apparently I have Charlie Sheen
in my office.

737
00:40:29,462 --> 00:40:31,331
How is he making it better?

738
00:40:31,364 --> 00:40:32,966
The bigger ******
the cops are,

739
00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:35,350
the more sympathy
for our protagonist.

740
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,237
Cheer up, Waldo.
You can't win them all.

741
00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:39,205
Yeah. Yeah. Be right there.

742
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:41,941
******.

743
00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:07,333
Jesus, Waldo.

744
00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:08,968
Oh, boy.

745
00:41:09,350 --> 00:41:10,603
You don't know me anymore,
you understand?

746
00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:12,972
- You're poison.
- Good to see you too, Freddie.

747
00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:14,674
You been to division yet?

748
00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:16,776
Unh-unh. Probably 20 guys
in that building

749
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:18,244
like to knock my teeth out.

750
00:41:18,278 --> 00:41:20,146
Twenty?
A hundred!

751
00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:23,516
Twenty would like to
shoot them out with a bullet.

752
00:41:24,884 --> 00:41:27,253
I want the autopsy protocol
on Monica Pinch.

753
00:41:27,287 --> 00:41:29,550
All the slides, all the photos.

754
00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:32,125
Yeah, good luck with that.

755
00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:34,600
They indict, defense has
the right to everything.

756
00:41:34,127 --> 00:41:36,796
So you can deal with me

757
00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:38,498
or you can deal with
Fontella Davis,

758
00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:40,800
who's every bit the delight
she seems on TV

759
00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:43,503
and who, by the way,
never got you Laker tickets

760
00:41:43,536 --> 00:41:45,972
or lied to your wife
to cover for you.

761
00:41:48,608 --> 00:41:50,810
Charlie ****ing Waldo.

762
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,946
Jesus.

763
00:41:58,151 --> 00:42:00,720
Straight up, Freddy...
how'd you make this?

764
00:42:00,754 --> 00:42:02,956
Cerebral hemorrhage.
Severe blow in the right temple,

765
00:42:02,989 --> 00:42:04,157
second contusion
back of the head,

766
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,725
probably from where she fell.

767
00:42:05,759 --> 00:42:07,560
Victim was found locked
in a house with a drunk

768
00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:08,995
with two assault convictions
in England.

769
00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:11,865
So I'm guessing suicide.

770
00:42:11,898 --> 00:42:13,633
And the alarm,
you know about that, right?

771
00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:15,535
Turns out the alarm company
has it being on

772
00:42:15,602 --> 00:42:17,170
since the previous night.

773
00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:18,805
Before or after time of death?

774
00:42:18,838 --> 00:42:20,340
Too close to call.

775
00:42:20,373 --> 00:42:23,810
Guy clobbered his wife
to death with a vase.

776
00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:25,512
That simple.

777
00:42:36,856 --> 00:42:38,158
Hello?

778
00:42:38,191 --> 00:42:40,326
I know who killed
Monica Pinch.

779
00:42:42,195 --> 00:42:43,763
Who is this?

780
00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:46,232
Meet me at that rock pile
you live at, Waldo.

781
00:42:46,299 --> 00:42:47,667
I'm not there. I'm in L.A.

782
00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:49,636
Your piece-of-shit trailer. Now.

783
00:42:49,669 --> 00:42:52,105
Nini, is that a croissant?
Give me one of those.

784
00:43:21,434 --> 00:43:24,738
Nini, check underneath there.

785
00:43:24,804 --> 00:43:26,906
Nothing? Anything?

786
00:43:26,973 --> 00:43:31,440
Open this shit up.

787
00:43:31,111 --> 00:43:33,880
This a Kindle?

788
00:43:33,913 --> 00:43:35,949
How you like it so far?

789
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:40,200
I'm trying to decide
between this and the Nook.

790
00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:41,388
Nook's a little cheaper.

791
00:43:41,454 --> 00:43:43,890
I like the Kindle
for content.

792
00:43:43,923 --> 00:43:45,959
Content. Right.
How's their tech support?

793
00:43:45,992 --> 00:43:47,961
Keep looking.

794
00:43:47,994 --> 00:43:49,229
Pretty good.

795
00:43:49,262 --> 00:43:51,197
Out of 10,
what would you give it?

796
00:43:51,231 --> 00:43:53,600
- 8.
- 8. ****ing...

797
00:44:06,312 --> 00:44:07,647
I'm Don Q.

798
00:44:07,714 --> 00:44:11,384
You heard of me?

799
00:44:11,451 --> 00:44:13,386
This man is Nini.

800
00:44:13,453 --> 00:44:15,822
Do not **** with this man.

801
00:44:15,889 --> 00:44:18,425
He was number-one ranked
Inuit light heavyweight.

802
00:44:18,491 --> 00:44:20,860
Nini, squeeze me.

803
00:44:20,927 --> 00:44:22,395
- Inuit?
- Yeah.

804
00:44:22,429 --> 00:44:24,664
Is that like Eskimo?

805
00:44:24,698 --> 00:44:30,270
No. No, see,

806
00:44:30,303 --> 00:44:33,473
Nini, here,
he's from Canada.

807
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:35,208
You can say Eskimo in Alaska,

808
00:44:35,275 --> 00:44:37,977
but in Canada,
they prefer to be called Inuit.

809
00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:40,146
To them, Eskimo is
considered pejorative.

810
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:42,615
You need to be careful
with chicken.

811
00:44:48,788 --> 00:44:51,224
- There he goes.
- Oh, wow.

812
00:44:53,193 --> 00:44:54,394
That was ****ing good.

813
00:44:54,427 --> 00:44:55,729
Yeah, of course.

814
00:44:55,795 --> 00:44:58,640
That ain't the reason
for our visit.

815
00:44:58,980 --> 00:44:59,399
Where is it?

816
00:44:59,432 --> 00:45:01,134
Where is what?

817
00:45:01,868 --> 00:45:04,738
The mem that Lorena
left with you.

818
00:45:07,407 --> 00:45:10,410
Where is it, Waldo? Huh?

819
00:45:10,443 --> 00:45:12,479
I'm starting to think
you're not here

820
00:45:12,512 --> 00:45:14,647
to tell me who killed
Monica Pinch.

821
00:45:14,714 --> 00:45:17,283
So you are a detective.

822
00:45:17,317 --> 00:45:19,386
Where are all your possessions?

823
00:45:21,354 --> 00:45:23,256
I'm a minimalist.

824
00:45:23,323 --> 00:45:24,824
What's that,
like the... the artists

825
00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:27,627
with the white on white
and shit?

826
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:31,631
It's more like a lifestyle.

827
00:45:31,664 --> 00:45:33,800
I only have 100 things.

828
00:45:37,170 --> 00:45:39,105
100 things.

829
00:45:39,139 --> 00:45:42,976
Well, 99 now.

830
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,845
That's ****ed up, bro, though.

831
00:45:45,879 --> 00:45:49,449
Especially if one of them
is mine.

832
00:45:49,482 --> 00:45:54,870
You got 24 hours,
and then I want my mem.

833
00:45:54,154 --> 00:45:55,622
What's a mem?

834
00:45:55,655 --> 00:45:58,191
Call my boy here
when you got it in hand.

835
00:45:58,224 --> 00:46:01,961
818-OH-NANOOK.

836
00:46:01,995 --> 00:46:04,531
The alternative...

837
00:46:06,366 --> 00:46:08,401
Maybe you end up like Lorena.

838
00:46:11,571 --> 00:46:12,739
Where is she?

839
00:46:12,806 --> 00:46:14,107
Nini, let's go.

840
00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:17,110
Hey, ****face!

841
00:46:17,143 --> 00:46:19,450
I don't think
I look like a ****face.

842
00:46:19,790 --> 00:46:20,947
If anything,
he looks like a ****face.

843
00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:22,749
I mean, what does
a ****face look like?

844
00:46:22,782 --> 00:46:23,783
I don't know.

845
00:46:38,631 --> 00:46:40,233
All right

846
00:46:42,936 --> 00:46:46,840
99 cents and no place to go

847
00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:51,211
Got to say I'm walking,
telling no one

848
00:46:51,277 --> 00:46:55,215
Gone out of tune
but you ain't got no life

849
00:46:55,281 --> 00:46:58,952
Don't ask me questions
'cause I ain't got the time

850
00:46:59,190 --> 00:47:02,689
Yeah, I'm up there

851
00:47:02,756 --> 00:47:05,558
I'm up there for you, babe

852
00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:07,193
This doesn't make sense.

853
00:47:07,227 --> 00:47:11,865
You can push them

854
00:47:11,931 --> 00:47:13,833
I'm up there for you, babe

855
00:47:13,867 --> 00:47:15,301
Back to 100.

856
00:47:29,315 --> 00:47:32,619
Yeah. That's right.

857
00:47:32,652 --> 00:47:35,955
I'm up there for you, babe

858
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,324
Whoo

859
00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:43,530
Charlie Waldo.
This is what I want.

860
00:47:43,563 --> 00:47:46,299
One, everyone who was on
crime scene security.

861
00:47:46,366 --> 00:47:49,169
Two, all transport, medical,
and emergency personnel

862
00:47:49,235 --> 00:47:51,538
who had contact
with the victim and the suspect.

863
00:47:51,571 --> 00:47:53,273
Don't talk to him.
Nobody gives him anything.

864
00:47:53,306 --> 00:47:55,175
He's a rat.
Nothing to see here.

865
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,776
Show's over.
Let's go back to work.

866
00:47:56,843 --> 00:47:58,411
All right.
How about first to respond?

867
00:47:58,445 --> 00:48:00,947
I'll start there.

868
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:02,449
- Huh?
- Don't talk to him.

869
00:48:02,482 --> 00:48:04,484
Nobody talks to him.
He's not here, all right?

870
00:48:04,517 --> 00:48:06,953
You ignored him, understand?
Understood?

871
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,488
You do what I say, not him.

872
00:48:08,521 --> 00:48:10,824
You.

873
00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:12,525
Officer...

874
00:48:14,961 --> 00:48:16,229
Annis.

875
00:48:16,262 --> 00:48:17,564
High school must have sucked.

876
00:48:17,630 --> 00:48:19,132
Do not speak to him, Annis.

877
00:48:19,165 --> 00:48:21,167
You were at the Pinch house?
You the first ones,

878
00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:22,936
- you and your partner?
- Annis...

879
00:48:22,969 --> 00:48:25,271
Do you know who
Fontella Davis is?

880
00:48:25,305 --> 00:48:26,906
- Ignore him.
- Do you want her

881
00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:28,108
on TV every night
making this case about you?

882
00:48:28,141 --> 00:48:30,143
- Show's over.
- When you arrived

883
00:48:30,176 --> 00:48:32,612
at the house,
was the door dead-bolted?

884
00:48:32,645 --> 00:48:34,481
You sure? It's frosted glass.

885
00:48:34,514 --> 00:48:36,883
You couldn't see him unlock it.
You heard it that clearly?

886
00:48:36,916 --> 00:48:38,840
The alarm was on.
We saw him disarm it.

887
00:48:38,151 --> 00:48:39,919
- What did I say?
- Yes

888
00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:42,756
but the real killer could have
set the alarm on the way out

889
00:48:42,789 --> 00:48:44,491
- if the door wasn't dead-bolted.
- He's just talking in circles.

890
00:48:44,524 --> 00:48:45,792
What about
the murder weapon?

891
00:48:45,825 --> 00:48:46,960
It's all bullshit.

892
00:48:46,993 --> 00:48:48,661
The earthenware vase.

893
00:48:48,695 --> 00:48:50,397
It wasn't you that gathered up
all the pieces, was it?

894
00:48:50,430 --> 00:48:53,266
Do not ****ing answer him,
all right?

895
00:48:53,299 --> 00:48:55,101
Yes, Waldo, he got all
the pieces of the murder weapon.

896
00:48:55,135 --> 00:48:56,936
- I supervised it myself.
- The earthenware vase.

897
00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:58,371
The earthenware vase.

898
00:48:58,405 --> 00:49:00,874
Only the earthenware vase
isn't the murder weapon.

899
00:49:00,907 --> 00:49:03,209
Not if Alastair Pinch
killed her.

900
00:49:03,276 --> 00:49:04,878
That thing's got to weigh
28 pounds.

901
00:49:04,911 --> 00:49:07,414
It came down
over the victim's right eye.

902
00:49:07,447 --> 00:49:09,516
You'd have to be pretty strong a
lefty to make a shot like that,

903
00:49:09,582 --> 00:49:10,950
not a drunken righty.

904
00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:12,385
Almost convincing.

905
00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:14,200
Pinch is a righty.
I've watched him pour.

906
00:49:14,540 --> 00:49:16,389
Officer Annis,
could I have a moment?

907
00:49:18,224 --> 00:49:20,326
You see that statue?

908
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,620
That's a Regis Award
for acting in England.

909
00:49:22,950 --> 00:49:24,631
You ever seen it before?

910
00:49:24,664 --> 00:49:26,700
That's 'cause it's missing.
That's the murder weapon.

911
00:49:26,733 --> 00:49:28,735
- Oh, please. Time to go home.
- Three and a half pounds.

912
00:49:28,802 --> 00:49:31,137
The earthenware vase, the victim
hit that on the way down.

913
00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:33,600
- Annis.
- Hey, don't look at him.

914
00:49:33,390 --> 00:49:35,108
The department's gonna
let you get ****ed on this.

915
00:49:35,141 --> 00:49:36,643
- Believe me, I know.
- That's it, Waldo.

916
00:49:36,710 --> 00:49:37,844
I'm gonna give you 10 seconds,
how about that?

917
00:49:37,877 --> 00:49:39,450
- 10 seconds?
- Yeah.

918
00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:40,513
- Perfect. That's all I need.
- 9.

919
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:41,948
Annis, you don't want
to be the guy

920
00:49:42,150 --> 00:49:43,283
who puts away an innocent man,
believe me.

921
00:49:43,316 --> 00:49:44,951
- Let's... Come on.
- You may as well

922
00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:46,252
pull down your pants,
'cause you're gonna get ****ed.

923
00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:47,887
- Come on.
- You're gonna get ****ed, Annis.

924
00:49:47,921 --> 00:49:49,956
It sounded like he fumbled
with the dead-bolt...

925
00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:51,691
- What did I tell you?!
- He was still drunk.

926
00:49:51,758 --> 00:49:52,992
We couldn't tell for sure.

927
00:49:53,590 --> 00:49:55,295
Shut the **** up,

928
00:49:55,362 --> 00:49:57,497
Nobody talks to this scum sack.

929
00:49:57,530 --> 00:49:59,699
This man is not a cop.
He is not one of us.

930
00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:01,301
He's a ****ing rat.

931
00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:09,909
ID'd as Lorena Nascimento.

932
00:50:09,943 --> 00:50:12,545
Yeah, she borrowed
her husband's Porsche.

933
00:50:12,612 --> 00:50:14,681
She didn't tell you about him,
did she?

934
00:50:14,714 --> 00:50:16,383
We found it on fire
off the freeway,

935
00:50:16,416 --> 00:50:18,485
up by Magic Mountain.

936
00:50:18,518 --> 00:50:22,255
Fully engulfed, body inside.

937
00:50:22,288 --> 00:50:24,290
That item she gave you,

938
00:50:24,324 --> 00:50:26,259
that could put Don Q away
for so long

939
00:50:26,292 --> 00:50:29,562
you'll both die
of natural causes.

940
00:50:29,596 --> 00:50:32,899
Why don't you just
give it to me?

941
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,602
I tried to warn you.

942
00:50:53,219 --> 00:50:54,688
What the ****?

943
00:51:05,699 --> 00:51:09,769
**** you!

944
00:51:20,246 --> 00:51:21,981
Killed her!

945
00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:26,586
They ****ing killed her!

946
00:51:50,430 --> 00:51:51,478
I, uh...

947
00:51:51,511 --> 00:51:53,680
I had my bike on this rack.

948
00:51:53,713 --> 00:51:55,982
I think I left my lock.

949
00:51:56,490 --> 00:51:58,284
Following me all day.

950
00:51:58,351 --> 00:52:00,153
Who the **** are you?

951
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:04,324
An attorney. I'm an attorney
specializing in personal injury.

952
00:52:04,391 --> 00:52:06,192
And if you do not unhand me,

953
00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:08,280
I will sue damages.

954
00:52:08,610 --> 00:52:10,263
Please?

955
00:52:10,296 --> 00:52:17,504
That's fine.

956
00:52:17,570 --> 00:52:19,172
You're a private eye?

957
00:52:19,205 --> 00:52:21,775
Yeah. I'm a private eye.

958
00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:23,510
Who the **** are you?

959
00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:25,979
You, sir,
just committed a felony,

960
00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:27,981
presenting yourself as a PI
in the state of California

961
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,984
when you are, in fact,
unlicensed.

962
00:52:31,510 --> 00:52:32,452
Now, I will level with you.

963
00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:35,989
I have a client
who cannot understand

964
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:38,892
why you would associate yourself
with a murderer

965
00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:40,694
like Alastair Pinch.

966
00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:52,720
Beautiful watch.

967
00:52:59,679 --> 00:53:01,648
Who's the client?

968
00:53:01,681 --> 00:53:02,982
Listen.

969
00:53:03,490 --> 00:53:04,517
******.

970
00:53:04,551 --> 00:53:08,210
I'm not gonna let you
wrestle me off this case.

971
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,557
- No, no, Mr. Waldo.
- Let's just communicate.

972
00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:13,393
There has been no threat
from me, nor do I intend one.

973
00:53:13,426 --> 00:53:16,196
- I apologize.
- I am going to ****ing kill you.

974
00:53:16,262 --> 00:53:18,998
No, sir, listen.
It is my hope and my client's

975
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,769
that this pleasant, okay,
happenstantial meeting

976
00:53:22,802 --> 00:53:24,204
between the last two of us

977
00:53:24,237 --> 00:53:25,572
is the last time you and I
see each other.

978
00:53:25,605 --> 00:53:29,209
So with that in mind, excuse me.

979
00:53:29,242 --> 00:53:31,644
Sir, please.

980
00:53:32,846 --> 00:53:35,715
I'll take my things.

981
00:53:37,650 --> 00:53:41,354
You know, actually,
on second thought,

982
00:53:41,388 --> 00:53:46,393
neither one of these
are my bike.

983
00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:47,694
Good day.

984
00:53:59,305 --> 00:54:03,209
Yeah, thanks for the phone,
you ****ing ambulance chaser.

985
00:54:07,781 --> 00:54:13,860
Warren Gomes, Esquire.

986
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:14,988
Warren Gomes.

987
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,424
The last call was to...

988
00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:24,597
Darius Jamshidi.

989
00:54:27,634 --> 00:54:30,136
Huh.

990
00:54:30,170 --> 00:54:34,941
Where do we live,
Darius Jamshidi?

991
00:54:44,718 --> 00:54:46,353
Jamshidi.

992
00:54:46,386 --> 00:54:48,355
You're not gonna wrestle me
off this case.

993
00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:50,123
******.

994
00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:52,158
**** this.

995
00:56:02,729 --> 00:56:04,698
You ghosted me, Waldo.

996
00:56:32,959 --> 00:56:36,629
I'm looking for Darius Jamshidi!

997
00:56:45,472 --> 00:56:48,341
Come on. Who's gonna help me?

998
00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:51,344
You gonna help me?

999
00:56:51,378 --> 00:56:57,150
I spy with my little eye

1000
00:56:57,217 --> 00:56:58,385
Darius Jamshidi.

1001
00:57:01,354 --> 00:57:02,856
No?

1002
00:57:02,889 --> 00:57:04,240
You look like a Darius.

1003
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:05,392
All right.
That's enough.

1004
00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:06,459
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1005
00:57:06,526 --> 00:57:08,628
Oh, yeah? Really?

1006
00:57:10,296 --> 00:57:12,298
Hey, hey, hey. Don't look at me.

1007
00:57:12,332 --> 00:57:13,733
He attacked me.

1008
00:57:13,767 --> 00:57:15,168
- I'm just...
- That's enough, friend.

1009
00:57:15,201 --> 00:57:17,237
Okay, fellas,
it's two against one.

1010
00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:21,740
Come on. Where's your sense
of sportsmanship?

1011
00:57:22,776 --> 00:57:24,611
Stop!

1012
00:57:24,644 --> 00:57:27,847
Be cool.

1013
00:57:27,914 --> 00:57:30,283
He needs to take those handcuffs
off his belt

1014
00:57:30,350 --> 00:57:34,521
and handcuff one of his wrists,
okay?

1015
00:57:34,554 --> 00:57:37,157
- Tell him.
- Do it.

1016
00:57:40,427 --> 00:57:41,761
Knee.

1017
00:57:41,828 --> 00:57:44,998
Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Steady.

1018
00:57:45,310 --> 00:57:48,635
Now, I have an idea, and I don't
want you to panic, okay?

1019
00:57:48,702 --> 00:57:50,236
Just go with me.

1020
00:57:53,907 --> 00:57:56,760
Okay.

1021
00:57:56,109 --> 00:57:58,545
Whew.
All right.

1022
00:57:58,611 --> 00:58:00,380
Now...

1023
00:58:01,470 --> 00:58:03,416
...we're gonna take
a little walk.

1024
00:58:03,483 --> 00:58:08,388
And you're gonna introduce me
to Mr. Jamshidi.

1025
00:58:10,390 --> 00:58:13,293
All right. Let's go.
We're walking.

1026
00:58:13,326 --> 00:58:16,290
How about him?

1027
00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:17,997
Hm?

1028
00:58:18,310 --> 00:58:19,833
Okay, him?

1029
00:58:19,866 --> 00:58:20,934
Okay.

1030
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,636
How about him, huh?

1031
00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:26,373
I'm Darius Jamshidi.

1032
00:58:26,439 --> 00:58:29,809
The real police will be here
in a few minutes,

1033
00:58:29,876 --> 00:58:33,613
but I'd be happy to
speak with you until then.

1034
00:58:48,294 --> 00:58:51,731
I see you're trying to
buy a television network, huh?

1035
00:58:55,502 --> 00:58:59,472
This ends with you walking out
that door in a few minutes.

1036
00:58:59,506 --> 00:59:02,750
You sic Warren Gomes on me?

1037
00:59:02,108 --> 00:59:04,177
I assume you sent those kids,
too.

1038
00:59:04,210 --> 00:59:06,413
The Palisades Posse.

1039
00:59:06,479 --> 00:59:08,214
Question is,

1040
00:59:08,248 --> 00:59:11,351
why do you want me to stay away
from the Pinch case?

1041
00:59:14,387 --> 00:59:16,523
- I don't know who you are.
- Have you met my wife?

1042
00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:18,825
But you just ruined my benefit.

1043
00:59:18,858 --> 00:59:21,695
And no doubt cost a very,
very important charity

1044
00:59:21,728 --> 00:59:23,697
tens of thousands of dollars.

1045
00:59:23,730 --> 00:59:25,598
Now, I want you to go release
those two men,

1046
00:59:25,632 --> 00:59:27,701
and I want you to unlock
that one man's ear

1047
00:59:27,734 --> 00:59:29,135
from the other man's backside.

1048
00:59:29,169 --> 00:59:30,637
I'll do that.

1049
00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:32,105
My husband will show you
to the tennis courts.

1050
00:59:32,172 --> 00:59:35,542
You'll find those men there
and your chain.

1051
00:59:35,608 --> 00:59:38,211
- Thank you.
- ******.

1052
00:59:38,244 --> 00:59:40,800
She seems very nice.

1053
00:59:40,113 --> 00:59:42,582
This has been delightful.

1054
00:59:42,649 --> 00:59:46,190
The wall past the next house
backs out onto Mulholland.

1055
00:59:46,860 --> 00:59:47,554
If you'd be so kind

1056
00:59:47,587 --> 00:59:50,690
as to not cause any more drama
in the party.

1057
00:59:50,724 --> 00:59:53,193
Tell me who Warren Gomes is.

1058
00:59:53,259 --> 00:59:55,995
Gomes is dead.

1059
00:59:56,290 --> 00:59:57,497
What are you talking about?

1060
00:59:57,564 --> 00:59:59,299
I just spoke with the police.

1061
00:59:59,332 --> 01:00:02,602
Someone shot him
just before you arrived.

1062
01:00:02,635 --> 01:00:06,339
It wasn't you, per chance,
was it?

1063
01:00:06,373 --> 01:00:09,909
Why don't you tell me
what he was doing for you?

1064
01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:17,150
Warren Gomes has... had
a talent for special research,

1065
01:00:17,217 --> 01:00:20,787
which allows my company
to make what it makes.

1066
01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:22,288
Which is?

1067
01:00:22,322 --> 01:00:24,524
Money.

1068
01:00:24,557 --> 01:00:28,695
So Gomes was digging up dirt
to help you buy the network.

1069
01:00:28,728 --> 01:00:31,398
Why do you want me to stay away
from Pinch?

1070
01:00:35,568 --> 01:00:37,700
I believe that's for you.

1071
01:01:00,827 --> 01:01:01,961
Waldo.

1072
01:01:03,730 --> 01:01:05,265
Waldo.

1073
01:01:24,651 --> 01:01:26,353
Alastair?

1074
01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:31,157
Rosario?

1075
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:35,995
Alastair?

1076
01:02:43,863 --> 01:02:46,299
Where's Alastair?

1077
01:02:51,905 --> 01:02:53,473
Line.

1078
01:02:53,506 --> 01:02:55,750
"I'll recuse myself
if I have to."

1079
01:02:55,108 --> 01:02:56,409
- Shit.
- And cut.

1080
01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:57,844
Excuse me.

1081
01:02:57,911 --> 01:03:00,280
I must have been distracted
by your perfume.

1082
01:03:02,382 --> 01:03:04,840
Things are getting
****ing strange,

1083
01:03:04,117 --> 01:03:05,985
and I need your help.

1084
01:03:06,190 --> 01:03:08,555
Darius Jamshidi.

1085
01:03:08,588 --> 01:03:10,690
That name mean
anything to you?

1086
01:03:10,724 --> 01:03:14,427
No, but Robert Blake
called last night

1087
01:03:14,461 --> 01:03:18,164
and asked if I want
to play pinochle on Thursdays.

1088
01:03:18,198 --> 01:03:21,234
You do realize that everyone
is sure you did this.

1089
01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:22,736
The only thing giving me doubts

1090
01:03:22,769 --> 01:03:24,537
it's that someone's
busting my horns.

1091
01:03:24,604 --> 01:03:26,439
And me figuring out why

1092
01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:28,308
is the only thing
standing between you

1093
01:03:28,341 --> 01:03:29,609
and a life sentence.

1094
01:03:29,642 --> 01:03:32,245
When I ask for help,
I don't know,

1095
01:03:32,278 --> 01:03:34,414
maybe you should ****ing help.

1096
01:03:34,481 --> 01:03:37,417
Simmer down.
How could I be of service?

1097
01:03:40,253 --> 01:03:43,256
Is there anything
you're not telling me?

1098
01:03:43,289 --> 01:03:44,891
Like what?

1099
01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:47,427
Like did you invite someone over
to your house that night?

1100
01:03:47,460 --> 01:03:48,695
- No.
- You sure?

1101
01:03:48,728 --> 01:03:50,430
- Absolutely.
- Could you invite someone

1102
01:03:50,463 --> 01:03:52,165
over to the house
and not remember the next day?

1103
01:03:52,198 --> 01:03:54,167
I've gotten married,
fathered children,

1104
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:58,710
and taken out mortgages
and not remembered the next day.

1105
01:04:03,476 --> 01:04:05,378
When did you move
the furniture around?

1106
01:04:05,412 --> 01:04:06,946
I told you, Monica was
a constant tinkerer.

1107
01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,348
She was never finished...

1108
01:04:08,381 --> 01:04:10,350
The night table
in my room doesn't fit.

1109
01:04:10,383 --> 01:04:12,352
I'm thinking someone moved it
from your room

1110
01:04:12,385 --> 01:04:13,987
and the one in your room
from the living room,

1111
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,220
probably on the night
of the murder

1112
01:04:16,890 --> 01:04:18,391
unless you moved it since.

1113
01:04:18,425 --> 01:04:21,294
I have not moved them since.
Piss off.

1114
01:04:32,605 --> 01:04:36,810
What shall you do, Detective,

1115
01:04:36,843 --> 01:04:40,947
if find that I did,
in fact, murder my wife?

1116
01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:42,515
Will you stand for your client

1117
01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:43,983
or... or for truth and justice,

1118
01:04:44,170 --> 01:04:47,153
like the incorruptible
Charlie Waldo of yore?

1119
01:04:52,726 --> 01:04:56,296
You stick with truth
and justice, Waldo.

1120
01:04:56,329 --> 01:04:59,432
If I've killed
my little girl's mother,

1121
01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:03,360
I'll take what's coming to me
and call it even.

1122
01:05:06,873 --> 01:05:08,740
Daddy!

1123
01:05:08,108 --> 01:05:11,411
Ah! There's my darling.

1124
01:05:11,478 --> 01:05:13,279
I know all of my lines
for the play.

1125
01:05:13,346 --> 01:05:16,216
I can't wait to see
your Rumpelstiltskin.

1126
01:05:16,249 --> 01:05:17,584
Come, now.

1127
01:05:17,650 --> 01:05:20,153
Today I brew, tomorrow I bake.

1128
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:23,423
And then the prince child
I'll take!

1129
01:05:29,763 --> 01:05:30,930
You sound like a maniac.

1130
01:05:30,997 --> 01:05:33,333
Hey, you sober enough to drive?

1131
01:05:33,366 --> 01:05:35,168
I suppose so. Why?

1132
01:05:35,201 --> 01:05:36,870
I'll meet you at your house.

1133
01:05:36,903 --> 01:05:38,638
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

1134
01:05:38,672 --> 01:05:40,974
Just lock the door
and don't answer it.

1135
01:05:43,309 --> 01:05:45,712
Hey! ****head!

1136
01:05:45,779 --> 01:05:47,681
Tell me about Lorena.

1137
01:05:47,714 --> 01:05:49,783
**** you.

1138
01:05:49,816 --> 01:05:51,151
How about you tell me
about my mem?

1139
01:05:51,217 --> 01:05:53,453
I don't even know
what a ****ing mem is!

1140
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,880
Tell me about my mem.

1141
01:05:55,121 --> 01:05:56,556
Who are you people?!

1142
01:05:56,589 --> 01:05:59,626
Cool your jets now.

1143
01:05:59,693 --> 01:06:02,429
I think you're prevaricating,
Waldo.

1144
01:06:02,462 --> 01:06:04,330
She says she gave it to you.

1145
01:06:04,364 --> 01:06:06,933
Last words the ***** ever said,
so I'm inclined to believe her.

1146
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,501
You know she was still alive

1147
01:06:08,568 --> 01:06:10,360
when I poured the gasoline
on her?

1148
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:13,106
****ing kill you!

1149
01:06:13,173 --> 01:06:14,741
****!

1150
01:06:14,774 --> 01:06:17,510
You dirty mother****er.

1151
01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:24,417
Waldo.

1152
01:06:24,451 --> 01:06:25,785
Lorena.

1153
01:06:25,819 --> 01:06:29,989
Waldo, you've just had
a concussion.

1154
01:06:30,230 --> 01:06:32,559
Okay, can you focus?

1155
01:06:34,394 --> 01:06:35,595
Yeah.

1156
01:06:35,628 --> 01:06:36,863
The school nurse went home.

1157
01:06:36,896 --> 01:06:38,498
I said I'd take care of you.

1158
01:06:40,934 --> 01:06:42,335
****, is it...

1159
01:06:42,369 --> 01:06:44,537
No, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't confuse you.

1160
01:06:44,604 --> 01:06:46,639
It's 4:30 in the afternoon.

1161
01:06:46,673 --> 01:06:48,608
You've just had a concussion,
and...

1162
01:06:50,176 --> 01:06:52,112
Okay, just go really slowly.

1163
01:06:52,178 --> 01:06:54,981
I'll drop you off at Alastair's.

1164
01:06:58,985 --> 01:07:00,787
Lot of traffic.

1165
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:02,555
Thanks for taking me home.

1166
01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:06,426
I might have a better idea.

1167
01:07:09,729 --> 01:07:12,132
Do you trust me?

1168
01:07:12,165 --> 01:07:14,434
Why should I trust you?

1169
01:07:14,467 --> 01:07:16,202
Because you'll like it.

1170
01:07:31,351 --> 01:07:34,988
Na-na-na-na

1171
01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:38,591
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

1172
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,260
Heard the news

1173
01:07:40,293 --> 01:07:42,262
It's going 'round

1174
01:07:42,295 --> 01:07:43,930
I need you, baby

1175
01:07:43,997 --> 01:07:45,765
I need you now

1176
01:07:45,799 --> 01:07:47,734
You got me going

1177
01:07:47,767 --> 01:07:49,569
You got me good

1178
01:07:49,602 --> 01:07:54,207
You got me begging like
a good man should, all right

1179
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,410
So let's get down tonight

1180
01:07:57,477 --> 01:08:06,686
Let's get on down tonight

1181
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,255
All right

1182
01:08:33,813 --> 01:08:37,784
All right.
Well, this is me.

1183
01:08:37,817 --> 01:08:39,185
Have a nice day.

1184
01:08:39,219 --> 01:08:40,420
You too.

1185
01:08:40,487 --> 01:08:44,557
Doing whatever it is
that you do.

1186
01:08:44,591 --> 01:08:45,992
I'm late.

1187
01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:47,894
I'm gonna call you.

1188
01:08:47,961 --> 01:08:49,696
I know you will.

1189
01:08:49,729 --> 01:08:52,966
Mr. Lion, did you find
my invitation?

1190
01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:56,200
What are you gonna do?

1191
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:57,203
About what?

1192
01:08:57,270 --> 01:08:59,506
Your mane is gone.

1193
01:08:59,572 --> 01:09:00,874
Can I tell you a secret?

1194
01:09:00,907 --> 01:09:01,941
Yes.

1195
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,811
It was stolen by a princess.

1196
01:09:04,878 --> 01:09:07,800
I will get back for you, okay?

1197
01:09:07,113 --> 01:09:08,648
- Will you?
- Mm-hmm.

1198
01:09:08,682 --> 01:09:10,984
Thank you.

1199
01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:12,686
You have a good day.

1200
01:09:12,752 --> 01:09:14,387
I will.

1201
01:09:51,725 --> 01:09:53,159
Yes!

1202
01:09:53,226 --> 01:09:54,894
****in' yes!

1203
01:09:56,896 --> 01:09:59,866
****in' yes!
Yes!

1204
01:09:59,899 --> 01:10:01,835
Yes!

1205
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,739
Yeah, yeah

1206
01:10:05,772 --> 01:10:08,641
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1207
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:10,643
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

1208
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,552
Mem.
Memory stick.

1209
01:10:38,772 --> 01:10:42,609
Nini.
It's your old friend Waldo.

1210
01:10:43,209 --> 01:10:44,811
What, cat got your tongue?

1211
01:10:46,246 --> 01:10:48,248
Tell your boss
he can have his mem.

1212
01:10:48,314 --> 01:10:52,552
Meet me tomorrow...
Wilshire and Catalina, 2:00.

1213
01:10:52,619 --> 01:10:55,989
We go our own way

1214
01:10:58,580 --> 01:11:01,394
Brush every morning,
I brush every night

1215
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:04,531
My mother****in' teeth
is hella ****in' white

1216
01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:07,767
Teeth can be shiny,
teeth can be gold

1217
01:11:07,834 --> 01:11:10,737
You **** with my teeth, *****,
you ain't never growin' old

1218
01:11:10,770 --> 01:11:14,808
Young man, could I ask you
to use your earphones, please?

1219
01:11:14,874 --> 01:11:16,743
I mean, those are the rules.

1220
01:11:18,110 --> 01:11:20,800
Brush every...

1221
01:11:20,113 --> 01:11:22,382
Excuse me.
Who's that you're listening to?

1222
01:11:22,415 --> 01:11:23,983
Oh.
Swag Doggg.

1223
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,850
Swag Doggg?

1224
01:11:25,118 --> 01:11:26,119
Yeah.

1225
01:11:26,186 --> 01:11:28,221
All right.
Thank you.

1226
01:11:35,662 --> 01:11:38,231
We got to talk about it.
It's all over social media.

1227
01:11:38,264 --> 01:11:40,300
But you're the first
hip-hop artist we've seen

1228
01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:42,435
spell his name D-O-G-G-G.

1229
01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:44,337
What's that about?

1230
01:11:44,404 --> 01:11:47,440
Well, you know that third G
is for the big homie... God.

1231
01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:49,476
- Uh-huh.
- Oh God, baby.

1232
01:11:49,509 --> 01:11:51,745
Immaculate conception.
You feel me?

1233
01:11:51,778 --> 01:11:53,680
Immaculate concept
that pink purse

1234
01:11:53,747 --> 01:11:55,548
- from around your neck.
- It's a Bottega.

1235
01:11:55,615 --> 01:11:57,183
That is a purse.

1236
01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:00,854
- I brush every...
- Morning!

1237
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:02,589
- I brush every...
- Night!

1238
01:12:02,655 --> 01:12:04,157
I brush and I brush
till my teeth, they're...

1239
01:12:04,224 --> 01:12:07,427
- White!
- Aah!

1240
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:08,795
Lil Doggg.

1241
01:12:08,828 --> 01:12:10,964
Hey, buddy.

1242
01:12:10,997 --> 01:12:13,400
Earphones.
It's rules.

1243
01:12:13,433 --> 01:12:15,201
Sorry.

1244
01:12:24,344 --> 01:12:25,812
Hello?

1245
01:12:25,879 --> 01:12:27,647
Waldo?

1246
01:12:29,249 --> 01:12:31,751
Nice of you to call.

1247
01:12:31,785 --> 01:12:32,986
Where the hell are you?

1248
01:12:33,530 --> 01:12:35,922
I can't say.
Listen.

1249
01:12:35,955 --> 01:12:38,792
There's a guy who's gonna
reach out to you hasn't already.

1250
01:12:38,825 --> 01:12:40,660
Oh, he has.

1251
01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:42,462
He's for real.
Don't mess around.

1252
01:12:42,529 --> 01:12:44,130
I know.
Everyone thinks he killed you.

1253
01:12:44,164 --> 01:12:46,866
He can't if he can't find me.

1254
01:12:52,305 --> 01:12:54,174
Hi.

1255
01:12:54,207 --> 01:12:57,143
I'm writing a piece for Esquire
on the new face of hip-hop.

1256
01:12:57,177 --> 01:12:58,778
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.

1257
01:12:58,812 --> 01:13:00,460
Sir, are you okay?

1258
01:13:01,214 --> 01:13:03,216
- It's okay.
- It's all right.

1259
01:13:03,249 --> 01:13:04,417
Could I have that, please?

1260
01:13:06,286 --> 01:13:09,489
Back up, Nini.
It's all right. I got this.

1261
01:13:10,490 --> 01:13:11,825
It's pretty ****ing bold of you

1262
01:13:11,858 --> 01:13:13,860
to be disrespecting me
like that,

1263
01:13:13,893 --> 01:13:17,130
especially in light
of Lorena's final hours.

1264
01:13:17,163 --> 01:13:20,400
You should've seen her ****in'
eyes when I lit that match, bro.

1265
01:13:20,433 --> 01:13:22,335
She was crying,
snot coming down her nose...

1266
01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:24,704
I just talked to her.

1267
01:13:24,738 --> 01:13:25,772
Now.

1268
01:13:27,140 --> 01:13:28,808
So why don't we cut the bullshit
and you tell me

1269
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:32,479
why Lorena was messing with you
in the first place.

1270
01:13:34,114 --> 01:13:35,815
Hey, if you don't want
that flash drive,

1271
01:13:35,882 --> 01:13:38,251
I could always give it
to the police.

1272
01:13:38,852 --> 01:13:40,820
Go get yourself
an ice cream cone.

1273
01:13:40,854 --> 01:13:42,522
Get yourself
an ice cream cone.

1274
01:13:42,555 --> 01:13:45,859
Strawberry.
Like your shirt.

1275
01:13:46,926 --> 01:13:48,995
Come on. Relax.
Relax.

1276
01:13:49,290 --> 01:13:50,697
You're so tense.

1277
01:13:50,730 --> 01:13:53,266
Everything all right?
No problems at home?

1278
01:13:53,299 --> 01:13:55,402
I just want you to know
you can talk to me, all right?

1279
01:13:55,435 --> 01:13:57,604
About anything.

1280
01:13:57,637 --> 01:14:00,273
Lorena was working for me,
all right?

1281
01:14:01,608 --> 01:14:03,430
Not what you think.

1282
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:05,110
Marital surveillance
on behalf of my sister,

1283
01:14:05,450 --> 01:14:07,447
watching my lazy-***
brother-in-law.

1284
01:14:07,947 --> 01:14:10,850
Lorena comes to see me at this
chop shop I use as an office.

1285
01:14:10,917 --> 01:14:13,486
She sees my mem sitting there.
The ***** palms it.

1286
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,522
She walks out the office
like it's nothing.

1287
01:14:15,555 --> 01:14:17,123
Calls me later
saying it's collateral

1288
01:14:17,157 --> 01:14:19,292
on what she claims
I already owe her.

1289
01:14:19,359 --> 01:14:22,395
All right. Look.
I think I got this.

1290
01:14:22,862 --> 01:14:25,432
- You open to a suggestion?
- What you got?

1291
01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:27,434
All right.
I give you the mem.

1292
01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:29,436
You let Lorena come back to L.A.

1293
01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:31,471
We whack up the rest
in small-claims.

1294
01:14:31,504 --> 01:14:32,472
- Yeah?
- Simple.

1295
01:14:32,505 --> 01:14:34,740
It's so simple.

1296
01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:36,900
I can't believe I didn't
****in' think of that before.

1297
01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:37,510
What are you, ****in' nuts?

1298
01:14:37,577 --> 01:14:39,379
I got a reputation to uphold,
Waldo.

1299
01:14:39,446 --> 01:14:41,815
- Are you aware of that...
- ***bags against the wall.

1300
01:14:41,881 --> 01:14:44,317
- Mother****er!
- Jesus Christ.

1301
01:14:44,351 --> 01:14:46,820
If you're looking for Jim's
flash drive, you're out of luck.

1302
01:14:46,853 --> 01:14:48,922
- I didn't bring it.
- What'd you just say, Waldo?

1303
01:14:48,955 --> 01:14:49,956
Sorry.

1304
01:14:49,989 --> 01:14:51,524
You got a permit for this?

1305
01:14:51,558 --> 01:14:52,525
- No.
- Nah.

1306
01:14:52,559 --> 01:14:54,294
I am arresting both of you

1307
01:14:54,361 --> 01:14:56,896
for the murder
of Lorena Nascimento.

1308
01:14:59,990 --> 01:15:01,267
You want to read your boy here
the 6:00 news or what?

1309
01:15:01,301 --> 01:15:03,837
Lorena's alive.
I just talked to her.

1310
01:15:03,870 --> 01:15:05,500
- What?
- Yeah.

1311
01:15:05,380 --> 01:15:06,773
- Yeah.
- ****!

1312
01:15:06,806 --> 01:15:08,508
Well, who was in her car, then?

1313
01:15:08,575 --> 01:15:11,110
I say you both suck
at your jobs.

1314
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,113
Cuppy was never gonna book us
anyway.

1315
01:15:13,179 --> 01:15:15,515
Just another play to squeeze me.
Ain't that right, Cuppy?

1316
01:15:15,548 --> 01:15:17,350
You know I'm the only one
in town who doesn't grease

1317
01:15:17,384 --> 01:15:19,219
this mother****in'
*****suckin' mother****er?

1318
01:15:19,252 --> 01:15:20,854
- Little man...
- Whoa.

1319
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,390
...you... you'd better
watch your mouth

1320
01:15:23,423 --> 01:15:27,930
on days that you're followed
around by that douchebag Eskimo.

1321
01:15:27,127 --> 01:15:28,795
What?

1322
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:31,564
What the...

1323
01:15:31,598 --> 01:15:34,901
He's an Inuit,
you ****in' philistine.

1324
01:15:34,968 --> 01:15:36,169
Let's go.

1325
01:15:36,202 --> 01:15:38,271
You got another 24 hours, Waldo.

1326
01:15:38,304 --> 01:15:40,400
Okay.

1327
01:15:40,730 --> 01:15:43,309
Come on.
Let's get you up, Cuppy.

1328
01:15:43,343 --> 01:15:45,245
Oh.

1329
01:15:46,346 --> 01:15:47,814
Hi.

1330
01:15:47,881 --> 01:15:49,749
Do you have a school directory
I can look at

1331
01:15:49,783 --> 01:15:53,219
with the names of the students
in each class and their parents?

1332
01:15:53,253 --> 01:15:55,155
It's for Jayne White.

1333
01:16:01,294 --> 01:16:03,863
Thank you.

1334
01:16:09,202 --> 01:16:11,638
Swag Doggg.

1335
01:16:13,907 --> 01:16:15,875
Jamshidi.

1336
01:16:15,909 --> 01:16:17,610
Listen. I'm on to something.

1337
01:16:17,644 --> 01:16:19,746
What do you know about
Darius Jamshidi and Swag Doggg?

1338
01:16:19,779 --> 01:16:22,349
Are those animated characters?

1339
01:16:22,382 --> 01:16:24,684
They both wanted me to stay
the hell away from your case.

1340
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:26,686
I went to the school today
and checked the directory.

1341
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,355
They're parents...

1342
01:16:28,388 --> 01:16:30,724
They're parents
in your daughter's class.

1343
01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:32,826
Now, I'm thinking that Monica
could've been into something

1344
01:16:32,859 --> 01:16:34,127
with these other parents

1345
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:35,995
and one or more of them
wanted her dead.

1346
01:16:36,290 --> 01:16:38,531
Question is, though, what the
**** is going on in that class?

1347
01:16:38,565 --> 01:16:40,834
Oh, who knows?
Show-and-tell.

1348
01:16:40,867 --> 01:16:42,402
Finger painting. I don't know.

1349
01:16:42,435 --> 01:16:44,204
- Hey! Princess!
- What?

1350
01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:46,339
I'm trying to save your life.
You want to cut the self-pity?

1351
01:16:46,373 --> 01:16:48,800
- Self-pity?
- Look.

1352
01:16:48,410 --> 01:16:50,777
You got a terrific little girl
who already lost her mom.

1353
01:16:50,810 --> 01:16:52,178
Does she have to lose a dad?

1354
01:16:52,212 --> 01:16:53,813
Nobody talks to me that way.

1355
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:55,749
- And do you know why?
- 'Cause they need the money.

1356
01:16:55,782 --> 01:16:57,650
No, because they know they'll
get a damn good drubbing.

1357
01:16:57,684 --> 01:16:59,252
Put 'em up.
Come on. Your turn, love.

1358
01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:00,420
You'll get a real fight.

1359
01:17:00,487 --> 01:17:01,654
I'm not doing this.

1360
01:17:01,688 --> 01:17:03,123
- Come on.
- I'm not doing this.

1361
01:17:03,156 --> 01:17:04,958
- Alastair, you're too drunk!
- Slippery joker.

1362
01:17:04,991 --> 01:17:06,559
- Alastair...
- Hold still, will you?

1363
01:17:06,593 --> 01:17:08,862
It's not even a fair fight!
You're twice my age!

1364
01:17:08,895 --> 01:17:12,832
Okay. Look. I'm a pacifist,
and I refuse to get involved.

1365
01:17:12,866 --> 01:17:14,267
J...

1366
01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:16,736
Alastair?

1367
01:17:16,770 --> 01:17:18,471
Well earned, sir.

1368
01:17:18,505 --> 01:17:20,730
Have you had enough?

1369
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:21,574
I've had enough.

1370
01:17:21,608 --> 01:17:24,144
Let's you and I have a drink.
Help me up.

1371
01:17:25,912 --> 01:17:27,681
Oh, you've trimmed the hedges.
Handsome devil.

1372
01:17:29,983 --> 01:17:32,619
You remember
having mates, don't you, Waldo?

1373
01:17:32,652 --> 01:17:34,554
Not like you.

1374
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:36,289
There you go.

1375
01:17:36,356 --> 01:17:38,258
You were right, of course.

1376
01:17:38,291 --> 01:17:40,894
I am shit-faced.

1377
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,429
More than usual.

1378
01:17:42,462 --> 01:17:44,264
Chin-chin.

1379
01:17:44,297 --> 01:17:48,301
You know what you should have
done when your young man died?

1380
01:17:48,334 --> 01:17:52,500
You should have gone on
an epic two-week pub crawl,

1381
01:17:52,380 --> 01:17:55,410
gotten it all out
of your system.

1382
01:17:56,776 --> 01:17:58,912
To self-pity.
Hm.

1383
01:17:58,945 --> 01:18:02,515
That was a powerful observation
coming from the master.

1384
01:18:02,549 --> 01:18:07,220
You and I are two sides
of the same coin, aren't we?

1385
01:18:07,253 --> 01:18:09,789
And now, here you are,
back among the living

1386
01:18:09,823 --> 01:18:11,791
in a way you weren't
just a week ago.

1387
01:18:11,825 --> 01:18:12,992
Mm.

1388
01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:14,828
- Oh, you see a difference?
- Mm!

1389
01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:17,464
All the difference in the world.

1390
01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:20,300
****ing re****ulous the way
you confronted me out there.

1391
01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:23,703
You didn't have that in you when
you first shuffled onto my set

1392
01:18:23,737 --> 01:18:26,773
with that rat's nest of a beard
and those dead eyes.

1393
01:18:26,806 --> 01:18:29,209
You've been brought back
to life, mate,

1394
01:18:29,242 --> 01:18:31,811
like so many of us...

1395
01:18:31,878 --> 01:18:35,248
by singular carnal charms.

1396
01:18:39,853 --> 01:18:42,722
Is Jayne keeping the baby?

1397
01:18:42,789 --> 01:18:45,250
I think about her all the time.

1398
01:18:45,910 --> 01:18:46,726
But I haven't thought it right
to telephone,

1399
01:18:46,793 --> 01:18:48,661
given the circumstances.

1400
01:18:48,695 --> 01:18:52,732
And I was such a cad,
especially after she told me.

1401
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:56,403
But I was married, after all,
and what was I to do?

1402
01:18:56,436 --> 01:19:00,774
And then after the business
with my sweet Monica...

1403
01:19:00,807 --> 01:19:03,176
I'm tired, Waldo.

1404
01:19:05,578 --> 01:19:09,482
Fearing that you may not be
as good as others believe.

1405
01:19:09,516 --> 01:19:10,917
It's common to all men.

1406
01:19:12,218 --> 01:19:17,123
But fearing that deep down
you may be a monster...

1407
01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:21,161
...that's a whole different
flavor of hell.

1408
01:19:37,577 --> 01:19:39,446
Ladies and gentlemen,

1409
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,314
we are about to begin.

1410
01:19:41,348 --> 01:19:43,650
Please find your seats.

1411
01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:55,695
Hey.

1412
01:19:56,596 --> 01:19:57,897
Hey.

1413
01:19:59,532 --> 01:20:01,735
You should have told me
about you and Alastair.

1414
01:20:02,402 --> 01:20:05,438
There's nothing to tell.
He's a kindergarten dad.

1415
01:20:12,112 --> 01:20:14,347
Don't worry. It's not Alastair.
It's me.

1416
01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:17,217
I found this burner
in his house.

1417
01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:19,352
On the night his wife died,
he texted back and forth

1418
01:20:19,386 --> 01:20:21,821
with someone, inviting her over.

1419
01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:25,692
Someone... who said
she'd be right there.

1420
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:29,662
Come on.

1421
01:20:29,696 --> 01:20:30,997
Let's talk.

1422
01:20:36,870 --> 01:20:39,205
Did you have a thing
with Swag Doggg too?

1423
01:20:40,273 --> 01:20:41,775
Yes.

1424
01:20:42,342 --> 01:20:45,245
And that crazy rich guy
Jamshidi?

1425
01:20:48,314 --> 01:20:49,983
You know,
I've been getting beaten up

1426
01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:52,986
and threatened all week
because of you.

1427
01:20:53,530 --> 01:20:54,688
It had nothing to do
with Monica Pinch.

1428
01:20:54,721 --> 01:20:56,156
It was a bunch of rich guys

1429
01:20:56,222 --> 01:20:58,224
that didn't want their affairs
with you exposed.

1430
01:20:58,258 --> 01:21:00,126
What do you want, Waldo?

1431
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:03,730
I'm a thrill-seeker, and I'm
teaching ****ing kindergarten.

1432
01:21:03,797 --> 01:21:06,166
And what could be a bigger rush
than sleeping with the detective

1433
01:21:06,199 --> 01:21:08,768
investigating a death
you're involved in?

1434
01:21:09,335 --> 01:21:11,137
It wasn't just that.

1435
01:21:12,205 --> 01:21:14,441
I really felt something.

1436
01:21:18,110 --> 01:21:20,130
Start from the beginning.

1437
01:21:20,460 --> 01:21:21,748
And no bullshit.

1438
01:21:24,818 --> 01:21:27,721
I was hoping that he would leave
his wife.

1439
01:21:27,787 --> 01:21:30,857
But he was an ******,
and he kept talking about

1440
01:21:30,924 --> 01:21:34,661
how she wanted him to move back
to England with her.

1441
01:21:34,694 --> 01:21:38,565
Like, he didn't give a shit
about what I was telling him.

1442
01:21:38,598 --> 01:21:42,268
And after that,
total radio silence.

1443
01:21:42,302 --> 01:21:46,806
But I kept texting him,
which was... probably stupid.

1444
01:21:47,874 --> 01:21:50,810
And then one night, he...
he messaged me back

1445
01:21:50,877 --> 01:21:53,179
saying that...
that Monica was out of the house

1446
01:21:53,213 --> 01:21:55,482
and I should come over
and we could talk about us.

1447
01:21:55,515 --> 01:21:57,951
And before I can even ring
the bell,

1448
01:21:57,984 --> 01:22:01,654
Monica opens the door
and tells me to come inside.

1449
01:22:01,688 --> 01:22:03,123
She's holding his phone.

1450
01:22:03,156 --> 01:22:05,558
She's the one who messaged me
to come over.

1451
01:22:05,592 --> 01:22:10,530
She tells me Alastair's
passed out in the study and...

1452
01:22:10,563 --> 01:22:13,333
she wanted to see who it was.

1453
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,568
When she found out
it was her daughter's teacher,

1454
01:22:15,602 --> 01:22:18,138
she got pretty unhinged.

1455
01:22:18,705 --> 01:22:21,410
Kept talking about...

1456
01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:26,790
...how L.A. was this evil city
and...

1457
01:22:26,112 --> 01:22:28,948
what a mistake it was
coming to L.A.

1458
01:22:29,983 --> 01:22:33,953
I was scared
she was gonna get violent, so...

1459
01:22:33,987 --> 01:22:35,388
I just ran out of there.

1460
01:22:35,422 --> 01:22:36,489
I drove away.

1461
01:22:37,924 --> 01:22:39,559
And then...

1462
01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:44,597
...the next day,
I heard Monica was dead.

1463
01:22:45,131 --> 01:22:48,201
And I tried reaching out
to Alastair,

1464
01:22:48,268 --> 01:22:51,771
but... he was even more
of an ******.

1465
01:22:51,838 --> 01:22:53,940
He wouldn't talk to me,

1466
01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:56,743
not even when he was
dropping Gaby off.

1467
01:22:58,211 --> 01:23:00,800
So...

1468
01:23:00,947 --> 01:23:04,818
Well, when the... when the chips
started falling on him...

1469
01:23:08,822 --> 01:23:11,157
...I just let them fall.

1470
01:23:14,861 --> 01:23:18,980
And you're pregnant?

1471
01:23:18,131 --> 01:23:19,332
Alastair's?

1472
01:23:24,404 --> 01:23:27,474
Jayne?
We're about to start.

1473
01:23:28,475 --> 01:23:29,809
Yeah.

1474
01:23:30,610 --> 01:23:32,780
Be right there.

1475
01:23:32,112 --> 01:23:34,614
Can we pick this up later?

1476
01:23:36,820 --> 01:23:38,785
After the play and lawyers.

1477
01:23:43,390 --> 01:23:46,593
There's her necklace
and her ring.

1478
01:23:46,659 --> 01:23:50,397
Next I'll take the child
as the king!

1479
01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:52,432
Today I brew.

1480
01:23:52,465 --> 01:23:54,601
Tomorrow I bake.

1481
01:23:54,634 --> 01:23:58,872
And then the prince child
I'll take!

1482
01:23:58,905 --> 01:24:01,808
For no one knows
my little game,

1483
01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:04,644
and Rumpelstiltskin is my name!

1484
01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:08,415
To guess my name?

1485
01:24:08,481 --> 01:24:12,652
She'll never guess!

1486
01:24:21,594 --> 01:24:23,530
Jayne?

1487
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,730
That girl from "Louisiana Law."

1488
01:25:07,140 --> 01:25:09,142
What's her name? Yeah.
I need you to call her agent.

1489
01:25:09,175 --> 01:25:10,777
I mean, is she pregnant
or is it...

1490
01:25:10,810 --> 01:25:13,130
I don't know. She's unhappy?
'Cause it's weird.

1491
01:25:13,460 --> 01:25:14,748
I mean,
I don't know if she changed

1492
01:25:14,781 --> 01:25:17,550
what she's eating, but...

1493
01:25:17,617 --> 01:25:19,252
You tell me.

1494
01:25:19,285 --> 01:25:20,954
But they're feeding her
something very, very strange,

1495
01:25:20,987 --> 01:25:23,560
'cause I have never seen a shape
quite like that.

1496
01:25:23,857 --> 01:25:25,225
Waddling through the lot.

1497
01:25:25,258 --> 01:25:26,960
And I-I was like,

1498
01:25:26,993 --> 01:25:30,397
"It's not gonna work.
I don't want to look at that."

1499
01:25:31,310 --> 01:25:32,432
All right.
Well, you tell him.

1500
01:25:32,465 --> 01:25:33,600
All right. Bye.

1501
01:25:33,633 --> 01:25:34,634
Mr. Waldo!

1502
01:25:34,701 --> 01:25:36,336
Mr. Sikorsky.

1503
01:25:36,403 --> 01:25:39,372
Apologies for the interruption,
but I made some progress.

1504
01:25:39,439 --> 01:25:41,808
Oh, you did?
Fantastic.

1505
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:42,809
What is that?

1506
01:25:42,876 --> 01:25:44,611
That, my friend, is signed

1507
01:25:44,644 --> 01:25:47,647
by every quarterback
who ever won two Super Bowls.

1508
01:25:47,681 --> 01:25:48,815
May I?

1509
01:25:48,882 --> 01:25:50,483
Please.
Be my guest.

1510
01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:53,420
May I also say it is so good
to see your baby face

1511
01:25:53,486 --> 01:25:55,355
peeking out
where once a dead animal lay.

1512
01:25:55,388 --> 01:25:57,490
And just when you thought I
couldn't get any more handsome.

1513
01:25:57,524 --> 01:26:01,661
I have a run-through, but, um...
**** 'em.

1514
01:26:01,695 --> 01:26:03,830
I want to hear this.
Shoot.

1515
01:26:03,863 --> 01:26:06,166
It's good news, I guess.

1516
01:26:06,199 --> 01:26:07,634
I know who killed Monica Pinch.

1517
01:26:07,701 --> 01:26:08,902
Fantastic.

1518
01:26:08,968 --> 01:26:11,438
I mean...

1519
01:26:11,471 --> 01:26:12,839
Mm.

1520
01:26:12,872 --> 01:26:15,608
There's a young lady
named Jayne White.

1521
01:26:16,142 --> 01:26:18,678
She was the Pinch girl's
kindergarten teacher.

1522
01:26:18,745 --> 01:26:22,820
What'd a kindergarten teacher
want to kill Monica Pinch for?

1523
01:26:22,115 --> 01:26:24,317
She and Alastair were having
an affair.

1524
01:26:26,619 --> 01:26:28,355
You don't look surprised.

1525
01:26:28,388 --> 01:26:29,923
They had a complicated marriage.

1526
01:26:29,956 --> 01:26:32,125
Well, you knew them pretty well.

1527
01:26:32,158 --> 01:26:34,828
Knew them well.
We did St. Bart's last year.

1528
01:26:34,861 --> 01:26:38,298
I'm just so ****in' relieved
it's not Alastair, you know?

1529
01:26:38,331 --> 01:26:39,966
- I'm sure you are.
- I knew you were my guy.

1530
01:26:39,999 --> 01:26:41,534
Fontella said,
"Don't hire that bum.

1531
01:26:41,568 --> 01:26:43,269
He stinks in every way."

1532
01:26:43,303 --> 01:26:45,572
But I was like, "No.
That's my guy."

1533
01:26:45,605 --> 01:26:47,340
And do I know casting
or do I know casting?

1534
01:26:47,374 --> 01:26:49,900
Is this chick in custody?

1535
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:50,443
Are we good?

1536
01:26:50,477 --> 01:26:52,379
- Jayne?
- Yeah.

1537
01:26:52,445 --> 01:26:53,813
No.

1538
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:55,749
- No. She left town.
- Ah, we'll find her.

1539
01:26:55,782 --> 01:26:58,251
She's a ****in' kindergarten
teacher, not Whitey Bulger.

1540
01:26:58,284 --> 01:27:00,253
That's a win-win for Waldo
and Sikorsky.

1541
01:27:00,286 --> 01:27:02,822
You get the killer.
I get to keep my syndication.

1542
01:27:02,856 --> 01:27:06,826
I mean, it's a tragedy, but,
you know, as tragedies go...

1543
01:27:06,860 --> 01:27:08,161
- Mm.
- But thank you.

1544
01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:09,596
You know, great job and...

1545
01:27:09,662 --> 01:27:11,331
Did you know Jayne White?

1546
01:27:13,199 --> 01:27:14,734
I know of her.

1547
01:27:14,768 --> 01:27:16,836
Did you know that Alastair
had gotten her pregnant?

1548
01:27:16,870 --> 01:27:18,605
- Hey.
- I'm just wondering

1549
01:27:18,638 --> 01:27:20,573
if that was something
many people were aware of.

1550
01:27:20,607 --> 01:27:23,430
Many people? No.
This is inner-circle stuff.

1551
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:25,311
Right, but...
you're in the inner circle.

1552
01:27:25,345 --> 01:27:27,113
I founded the inner circle.

1553
01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:29,215
You know, he knows what I'm
doing, if you know what I mean.

1554
01:27:29,249 --> 01:27:31,117
I know what he's doing,
if you know what I mean.

1555
01:27:31,184 --> 01:27:32,686
So what was Monica Pinch's
reaction

1556
01:27:32,752 --> 01:27:34,487
when she found out
Jayne White was pregnant?

1557
01:27:34,521 --> 01:27:36,256
- She was devastated.
- I bet.

1558
01:27:36,289 --> 01:27:38,910
I mean, she probably
pushed Alastair even harder

1559
01:27:38,124 --> 01:27:39,793
to quit the show
and move back to England.

1560
01:27:39,826 --> 01:27:41,428
I can't speak to that
'cause I don't know her

1561
01:27:41,461 --> 01:27:44,130
- as well as I know him.
- Right.

1562
01:27:44,164 --> 01:27:45,999
But you knew about the awards.

1563
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:47,901
The Shakespeare Awards
you talked about?

1564
01:27:47,967 --> 01:27:49,502
They're called Regis,
by the way.

1565
01:27:49,569 --> 01:27:50,837
What did you say?

1566
01:27:50,870 --> 01:27:53,606
You said they were all
under the bed.

1567
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:55,175
Under the bed, in the attic.
Doesn't matter.

1568
01:27:55,208 --> 01:27:56,343
He just didn't want them around.

1569
01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:58,440
Ah. Gotcha.
It's funny.

1570
01:27:58,780 --> 01:28:00,347
- They were under the bed.
- So?

1571
01:28:00,380 --> 01:28:02,315
It's just Alastair said
he wasn't sure where they were.

1572
01:28:02,349 --> 01:28:03,983
- It's not a big deal.
- Listen.

1573
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,686
This is great chatting with you,
but time is not my friend.

1574
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:08,355
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll let you go.

1575
01:28:08,388 --> 01:28:09,823
Thanks.

1576
01:28:09,856 --> 01:28:10,924
Monica Pinch.

1577
01:28:11,558 --> 01:28:13,560
- Quickly.
- Monica Pinch.

1578
01:28:13,593 --> 01:28:16,162
Now, she didn't find out
that Jayne White was pregnant

1579
01:28:16,229 --> 01:28:17,597
until the night she died.

1580
01:28:17,664 --> 01:28:19,632
So if she talked to you
about it,

1581
01:28:19,699 --> 01:28:21,468
it must have been then, right?

1582
01:28:21,534 --> 01:28:27,340
Uh, I'm gonna have to back you
up a second there, Mr. Waldo.

1583
01:28:28,908 --> 01:28:31,211
You said that Jayne White
was the murderer.

1584
01:28:31,244 --> 01:28:33,947
Oh, no. I said I knew
who the murderer was.

1585
01:28:34,140 --> 01:28:36,883
Oh!

1586
01:28:37,784 --> 01:28:39,352
Warren Gomes.

1587
01:28:39,386 --> 01:28:40,854
Does that name mean anything
to you?

1588
01:28:41,421 --> 01:28:43,390
- No.
- Well, he was this lawyer.

1589
01:28:43,423 --> 01:28:44,958
I had a little bit
of a weird thing with him.

1590
01:28:44,991 --> 01:28:46,793
He kept following me
for a couple days,

1591
01:28:46,826 --> 01:28:49,696
and I kind of lost my temper
and I confronted him one day.

1592
01:28:49,729 --> 01:28:50,997
We got into a little fight.

1593
01:28:51,310 --> 01:28:52,432
A couple hours later,
he got killed.

1594
01:28:52,465 --> 01:28:53,833
Yeah?

1595
01:28:53,867 --> 01:28:55,502
I'm just trying to piece
everything together.

1596
01:28:55,568 --> 01:28:58,138
The question is...
why bring it up...

1597
01:28:58,171 --> 01:29:00,140
he had the same kind of watch
as you.

1598
01:29:00,173 --> 01:29:01,708
Rich lawyer.

1599
01:29:01,741 --> 01:29:03,309
That's what I thought.
Only I researched them.

1600
01:29:03,343 --> 01:29:04,944
They'll all individually made,
right?

1601
01:29:05,110 --> 01:29:06,780
No two are identical.

1602
01:29:07,380 --> 01:29:09,215
Here's the thing...
The one he was wearing,

1603
01:29:09,249 --> 01:29:11,818
- it looked a lot like yours.
- Pure coincidence.

1604
01:29:11,851 --> 01:29:14,354
This one hasn't left my wrist
except when I shower and sleep.

1605
01:29:14,387 --> 01:29:16,256
But you asked Fontella
what time it was.

1606
01:29:16,289 --> 01:29:17,791
What? When?

1607
01:29:17,824 --> 01:29:19,959
At the courthouse
after Alastair's arraignment.

1608
01:29:19,993 --> 01:29:22,228
I'm afraid you must be mistaken.

1609
01:29:22,262 --> 01:29:23,396
But, uh...

1610
01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:24,898
Oh, **** it.

1611
01:29:24,964 --> 01:29:26,199
Take a seat.

1612
01:29:26,266 --> 01:29:27,701
I want to hear everything
you're thinking,

1613
01:29:27,734 --> 01:29:28,835
soup to nuts, all right?

1614
01:29:28,868 --> 01:29:30,637
- Soup to nuts?
- Yes, please.

1615
01:29:30,704 --> 01:29:33,730
- Double-**** the read-through.
- Let's do that. Let's do it.

1616
01:29:33,139 --> 01:29:34,274
- You sure?
- Yes, sir.

1617
01:29:35,208 --> 01:29:36,810
Buckle up.

1618
01:29:39,646 --> 01:29:41,314
Well, I'm thinking...

1619
01:29:42,916 --> 01:29:47,870
...that you knew what
Monica Pinch kept under her bed

1620
01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:48,922
'cause you were spending time
in her bedroom

1621
01:29:48,955 --> 01:29:51,257
while Alastair was spending time
with Jayne.

1622
01:29:54,828 --> 01:29:56,960
Mr. Waldo!

1623
01:29:56,129 --> 01:29:57,997
That is brilliant.

1624
01:29:59,699 --> 01:30:02,350
I'm thinking
that on the night she found out

1625
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:05,171
that he'd gotten Jayne pregnant,
with Alastair passed out cold,

1626
01:30:05,205 --> 01:30:07,340
I'm thinking
that Monica called you

1627
01:30:07,374 --> 01:30:10,760
to tell you she was gonna
tell Alastair about your affair

1628
01:30:10,143 --> 01:30:11,811
to get him to quit the show
and move back to England,

1629
01:30:11,878 --> 01:30:13,179
like she'd been wanting.

1630
01:30:13,213 --> 01:30:14,681
But you couldn't afford
to lose Alastair,

1631
01:30:14,748 --> 01:30:16,783
not with the Jamshidi
takeover threat.

1632
01:30:16,816 --> 01:30:19,953
I'm thinking that you drove
over there.

1633
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:22,355
You were gonna talk some sense
into Monica.

1634
01:30:22,389 --> 01:30:23,957
But she didn't want to hear it.

1635
01:30:23,990 --> 01:30:25,425
Next thing,
you guys are arguing.

1636
01:30:25,492 --> 01:30:27,394
It escalates,
and you pick up the Regis Award.

1637
01:30:27,427 --> 01:30:28,795
And you hit her with it.

1638
01:30:29,295 --> 01:30:31,431
You didn't mean to do it.
It's an act of passion.

1639
01:30:31,464 --> 01:30:33,700
Thing is, she's hit her head
on the way down,

1640
01:30:33,733 --> 01:30:35,435
and now she's not moving.

1641
01:30:35,468 --> 01:30:37,737
So you panic,
and you start wiping down

1642
01:30:37,771 --> 01:30:39,272
everything you can remember
touching.

1643
01:30:39,305 --> 01:30:41,441
But the Regis Award
was on a wooden table,

1644
01:30:41,474 --> 01:30:43,209
and that had bloodstains on it.

1645
01:30:43,243 --> 01:30:46,120
Now, I'm thinking...
I'm just thinking...

1646
01:30:46,460 --> 01:30:49,215
maybe you were worried that
some of that was your blood.

1647
01:30:49,249 --> 01:30:51,518
You could've got cut
in the fight.

1648
01:30:51,551 --> 01:30:53,119
So now what do you do?

1649
01:30:53,186 --> 01:30:55,355
You swap around some furniture.

1650
01:30:55,388 --> 01:30:56,990
You set the alarm
on the way out.

1651
01:30:57,570 --> 01:30:58,858
You get rid of the Regis
in some dumpster,

1652
01:30:58,925 --> 01:31:03,997
and you let poor old Alastair
wake up to take the rap.

1653
01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:06,320
How did I do?

1654
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,772
Come on.

1655
01:31:12,839 --> 01:31:14,641
And the lawyer guy?
What...

1656
01:31:14,708 --> 01:31:16,509
He blackmailed you.

1657
01:31:16,576 --> 01:31:18,478
He even made you cough up
that fancy watch,

1658
01:31:18,511 --> 01:31:21,681
which you couldn't resist
taking back after you shot him.

1659
01:31:22,782 --> 01:31:23,983
Huh?

1660
01:31:25,952 --> 01:31:28,788
That is quite brilliant.

1661
01:31:28,822 --> 01:31:31,124
In fact, I should give you
a pilot deal.

1662
01:31:31,157 --> 01:31:33,293
There is one gaping hole
in your narrative, however.

1663
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:36,463
Why would I sabotage the biggest
asset on this network?

1664
01:31:36,529 --> 01:31:37,997
Come on.
That's the easy part.

1665
01:31:38,310 --> 01:31:39,432
You told me yourself

1666
01:31:39,466 --> 01:31:41,434
the scandal made the show
twice as valuable.

1667
01:31:41,468 --> 01:31:43,269
You knew Alastair would get off.

1668
01:31:43,303 --> 01:31:45,305
I mean, it's L.A.
The star always gets off.

1669
01:31:45,338 --> 01:31:48,141
And in the meantime,
the more publicity,

1670
01:31:48,174 --> 01:31:49,776
the bigger the windfall.

1671
01:31:49,809 --> 01:31:51,311
So what do you do?

1672
01:31:51,344 --> 01:31:53,880
You hire the lawyer
who'll make the most noise

1673
01:31:53,913 --> 01:31:56,490
and then the detective
who would make the most noise,

1674
01:31:56,820 --> 01:31:58,418
even though your lawyer
kept telling you

1675
01:31:58,485 --> 01:32:00,353
I'd be a shitty choice.

1676
01:32:00,387 --> 01:32:02,880
And let's be honest.
I ama shitty choice.

1677
01:32:02,122 --> 01:32:04,491
I've never been a P.I.
The LAPD ****ing hates me.

1678
01:32:04,524 --> 01:32:07,827
I'm so rusty,
I'd probably be useless.

1679
01:32:07,861 --> 01:32:10,663
But I think you liked me
for those reasons.

1680
01:32:11,765 --> 01:32:13,600
'Cause that made me
the last detective

1681
01:32:13,633 --> 01:32:17,437
who'd ever figure out
that you killed Monica Pinch.

1682
01:32:18,705 --> 01:32:19,773
And Warren Gomes.

1683
01:32:23,610 --> 01:32:26,120
A lot of moving parts.

1684
01:32:27,514 --> 01:32:29,683
A lot of moving parts.

1685
01:32:33,186 --> 01:32:35,655
I do have one question.

1686
01:32:35,689 --> 01:32:39,392
What made you so sure

1687
01:32:39,426 --> 01:32:42,395
that you walk in here
and deliver that little pitch?

1688
01:32:45,980 --> 01:32:47,400
I'll be honest.

1689
01:32:47,434 --> 01:32:49,736
I only walked in 98% sure.

1690
01:32:49,769 --> 01:32:51,400
Ah.

1691
01:32:54,307 --> 01:32:56,176
What was the other 2%?

1692
01:32:56,209 --> 01:32:59,790
I had to make sure
you were a lefty.

1693
01:33:03,216 --> 01:33:05,652
I did make one mistake, though.

1694
01:33:05,685 --> 01:33:09,689
I really should've waited
until the cops got here.

1695
01:33:09,723 --> 01:33:11,991
You... You told them to come?

1696
01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:14,461
Well, if I timed it right,
they're already downstairs.

1697
01:33:14,527 --> 01:33:18,331
Of course...
I don't have a watch.

1698
01:33:20,433 --> 01:33:22,202
After you.

1699
01:33:22,268 --> 01:33:25,939
Yeah. You just keep smiling.

1700
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:28,740
Watch your haircut.

1701
01:33:29,676 --> 01:33:31,878
Come on.
Look alive, fellas.

1702
01:33:31,911 --> 01:33:33,680
Pete couldn't make it himself?

1703
01:33:33,747 --> 01:33:35,415
You know he's not gonna let you
out of this collar, right?

1704
01:33:35,482 --> 01:33:37,500
I'm gonna head
to North Hollywood.

1705
01:33:37,830 --> 01:33:38,618
Tell Pete I'll meet him there.

1706
01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:41,488
See you in court!

1707
01:33:41,521 --> 01:33:43,490
What are you doing?!

1708
01:33:43,523 --> 01:33:46,159
Get off my bike!

1709
01:33:46,226 --> 01:33:48,940
We're not cops, man.
We're... We're extras.

1710
01:33:48,128 --> 01:33:49,529
Shut the **** up.

1711
01:33:53,333 --> 01:33:56,269
****! ****!

1712
01:34:15,422 --> 01:34:20,260
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

1713
01:35:38,872 --> 01:35:40,600
****!

1714
01:35:48,214 --> 01:35:49,916
...Lady Justice.

1715
01:35:49,949 --> 01:35:52,519
Make sure that
he isn't prejudiced

1716
01:35:52,552 --> 01:35:54,788
or predispositioned...

1717
01:35:54,821 --> 01:35:56,956
****!

1718
01:35:56,990 --> 01:35:59,793
"For 99 days, you do that,

1719
01:35:59,826 --> 01:36:03,396
and justice, in its natural
wisdom, will find its own way.

1720
01:36:03,430 --> 01:36:05,980
But, Johnnie," he'd say...

1721
01:36:06,299 --> 01:36:08,468
"...on the 100th day,

1722
01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:13,707
a great judge knows
that he needs to be justice."

1723
01:36:15,342 --> 01:36:18,780
- Ready for your close-up?
- Wait! Wait!

1724
01:36:18,144 --> 01:36:19,813
"...I do know
that as I sit here today..."

1725
01:36:19,879 --> 01:36:21,815
How are you gonna get away
with this?

1726
01:36:21,881 --> 01:36:24,617
A light fell on set.
Happens all the time.

1727
01:36:24,651 --> 01:36:26,252
Last looks.

1728
01:36:29,723 --> 01:36:33,660
...and find
this here defendant... guilty.

1729
01:36:45,138 --> 01:36:48,740
What the ****?
This place is fallin' apart.

1730
01:36:48,708 --> 01:36:50,210
Waldo.

1731
01:36:50,243 --> 01:36:51,945
Hey, Q.

1732
01:36:59,919 --> 01:37:02,489
- Well, that's that, then.
- Yeah.

1733
01:37:02,522 --> 01:37:04,924
Would it be ungrateful
to ask what you're doing here?

1734
01:37:04,958 --> 01:37:08,395
I've been following you
since the recruiting office.

1735
01:37:08,428 --> 01:37:11,331
I even had to sit through
that Rumpelstiltskin bullshit.

1736
01:37:11,398 --> 01:37:13,133
- Really?
- Yeah.

1737
01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:15,769
How'd you get on the lot?

1738
01:37:15,835 --> 01:37:18,738
Snuck in on a studio tour.
Yeah.

1739
01:37:18,772 --> 01:37:20,440
They really need to check out
their security.

1740
01:37:20,473 --> 01:37:23,810
I could be, like, a crazy
stalker or something, you know?

1741
01:37:23,877 --> 01:37:26,680
I, uh, hope you don't mind.
I used your gun.

1742
01:37:27,747 --> 01:37:29,949
I was never here.

1743
01:37:29,983 --> 01:37:31,317
Yeah.
I can work with that.

1744
01:37:32,850 --> 01:37:33,653
Grand.

1745
01:37:34,721 --> 01:37:37,257
You do know why I saved
your ***, right?

1746
01:37:38,391 --> 01:37:40,660
- Yeah, I got an idea.
- Mm.

1747
01:37:43,129 --> 01:37:45,465
Someone else kills you first,
I can't get what I want.

1748
01:37:45,532 --> 01:37:46,866
It'll be a mess.

1749
01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:48,768
Nobody will know what to do
with themselves.

1750
01:37:48,835 --> 01:37:52,305
You know, I got to say, Q,
it's not too clever

1751
01:37:52,338 --> 01:37:54,941
keeping your kind of business
records on a flash drive.

1752
01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:57,377
Is that what Cuppy thinks
is on there?

1753
01:37:58,110 --> 01:37:59,679
Business records.

1754
01:37:59,746 --> 01:38:03,830
The guy's an idiot.

1755
01:38:03,116 --> 01:38:06,820
Why?
What is on there?

1756
01:38:06,853 --> 01:38:08,621
Epic poem.

1757
01:38:09,856 --> 01:38:11,925
Long-*** mother****er, too.

1758
01:38:11,958 --> 01:38:14,940
It's the only copy I got.

1759
01:38:14,127 --> 01:38:16,162
Epic poem that you wrote?

1760
01:38:16,229 --> 01:38:17,831
Yeah, that I wrote.

1761
01:38:17,864 --> 01:38:19,999
- Ah.
- It's about the life of a dealer

1762
01:38:20,330 --> 01:38:21,901
trying to retain
his independence and integrity

1763
01:38:21,968 --> 01:38:24,838
in an era
of corporate-style cartels.

1764
01:38:25,472 --> 01:38:27,474
Why an epic poem?

1765
01:38:27,507 --> 01:38:29,876
See, me, I'm an autodidact.

1766
01:38:29,909 --> 01:38:33,790
Means I'm self-educated.
I had to enrich my own life.

1767
01:38:33,113 --> 01:38:36,783
But my little girl, Dulcy...

1768
01:38:36,816 --> 01:38:40,553
I'm gonna make sure my daughter
gets a real education.

1769
01:38:40,620 --> 01:38:44,224
That way, she ain't stuck
being no cop, no dealer.

1770
01:38:44,257 --> 01:38:46,226
I want to give the poem to her

1771
01:38:46,259 --> 01:38:48,595
so she can see the man
I really am.

1772
01:38:50,163 --> 01:38:52,465
Waldo, I need my mem.

1773
01:38:52,532 --> 01:38:56,569
I need Lorena to come back,
so...

1774
01:38:56,603 --> 01:38:58,304
I'll tell you what.

1775
01:38:58,338 --> 01:38:59,739
I want you to get my little girl

1776
01:38:59,773 --> 01:39:02,175
into that fancy-***
private school.

1777
01:39:02,208 --> 01:39:04,344
Same one as that
British dude's kid.

1778
01:39:04,944 --> 01:39:07,781
Get him to help Dulcy
and bring me back my mem,

1779
01:39:07,814 --> 01:39:09,816
and Lorena can come back.

1780
01:39:09,883 --> 01:39:12,850
Have you got the juice for that?

1781
01:39:12,118 --> 01:39:15,880
You know, I just might.

1782
01:39:17,824 --> 01:39:21,995
Okay, Waldo.
You got another 24 hours.

1783
01:39:23,863 --> 01:39:27,767
By the way,
I love Johnnie's bench.

1784
01:39:33,707 --> 01:39:35,308
You know,

1785
01:39:35,342 --> 01:39:37,377
my granddaddy once said...

1786
01:39:41,815 --> 01:39:45,850
"...It's one thing to write
like a poet...

1787
01:39:45,752 --> 01:39:49,255
...and another thing altogether
to write like a historian.

1788
01:39:52,225 --> 01:39:56,429
A poet can rehash
or sing about things

1789
01:39:56,463 --> 01:40:00,433
not like they were
but like they should have been.

1790
01:40:03,690 --> 01:40:04,871
And the historian...

1791
01:40:06,339 --> 01:40:07,807
...well, he's got to write
about them

1792
01:40:07,874 --> 01:40:09,376
not like they
should have been..."

1793
01:40:09,442 --> 01:40:11,440
****in' Lorena.

1794
01:40:11,770 --> 01:40:13,313
"...but like they were...

1795
01:40:14,981 --> 01:40:18,785
...without adding or subtracting
anything from the truth."

1796
01:40:20,860 --> 01:40:21,654
And might I remind you,
Counselor,

1797
01:40:21,688 --> 01:40:25,250
you're getting dangerously close
to rufflin' my feathers.

1798
01:40:25,910 --> 01:40:26,960
Do you understand the words
"contempt of court"?

1799
01:40:28,161 --> 01:40:29,662
Come in.

1800
01:40:30,830 --> 01:40:33,400
Aha!
The man of the hour.

1801
01:40:33,433 --> 01:40:36,403
Come here.
Deftly done, my old cockalorum.

1802
01:40:36,436 --> 01:40:37,837
No tongues.

1803
01:40:37,871 --> 01:40:39,706
Come in. Sit down.
Sit.

1804
01:40:39,739 --> 01:40:42,800
I want to lavish praise on you.

1805
01:40:43,743 --> 01:40:45,779
Is it too much of a cliché
to say...

1806
01:40:45,812 --> 01:40:47,480
I don't know how to thank you?

1807
01:40:47,514 --> 01:40:50,183
Is it too much of a cliché
to say I might have an idea?

1808
01:40:50,216 --> 01:40:52,252
- Shoot.
- I'm thinking you were right

1809
01:40:52,285 --> 01:40:54,220
about that epic
two-week pub crawl.

1810
01:40:54,254 --> 01:40:55,655
That's a brilliant idea.

1811
01:40:55,689 --> 01:40:57,724
Unfortunately, as of today...

1812
01:41:00,727 --> 01:41:04,130
...this is my liquor of choice.

1813
01:41:06,990 --> 01:41:07,467
- Sober as a judge.
- Yes.

1814
01:41:07,534 --> 01:41:09,703
Very good.

1815
01:41:09,736 --> 01:41:11,571
I may drop dead any second,

1816
01:41:11,604 --> 01:41:13,606
but at least now
I'm not inviting it.

1817
01:41:14,641 --> 01:41:17,770
I made a shambles of everything,
Waldo.

1818
01:41:17,143 --> 01:41:18,812
Monica's gone.

1819
01:41:18,878 --> 01:41:21,781
Jayne's run off with her son
or daughter... I may never know.

1820
01:41:22,882 --> 01:41:26,853
On the other hand,
I do have my sweet Gaby.

1821
01:41:26,920 --> 01:41:28,288
And the least I owe her

1822
01:41:28,355 --> 01:41:30,357
is the best I have.

1823
01:41:30,390 --> 01:41:32,992
That could take more courage
than drinking yourself to death.

1824
01:41:33,260 --> 01:41:35,795
Don't I know it.

1825
01:41:36,563 --> 01:41:37,897
Courage, mate.

1826
01:41:37,964 --> 01:41:40,333
Cheers.

1827
01:41:40,400 --> 01:41:42,736
- Ready for you, Mr. Pinch.
- Yes. Let's off.

1828
01:41:43,269 --> 01:41:45,372
And, uh, don't tell anyone
about this.

1829
01:41:45,438 --> 01:41:47,400
If they think I'm still a drunk,

1830
01:41:47,730 --> 01:41:49,943
they'll still let me paste
the occasional pretty boy.

1831
01:42:02,522 --> 01:42:04,491
I got your text.

1832
01:42:05,859 --> 01:42:08,728
Thanks for squaring things
with Q.

1833
01:42:08,795 --> 01:42:10,864
And yet all you talked about
was Pinch.

1834
01:42:11,431 --> 01:42:13,566
I wanted you to do that, too.

1835
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,201
I hope I didn't cause you
too much trouble.

1836
01:42:15,268 --> 01:42:18,405
Oh, not at all.
I made some new friends.

1837
01:42:18,872 --> 01:42:20,373
Well, if you're up for it,

1838
01:42:20,440 --> 01:42:22,750
I've got something else
we could work together.

1839
01:42:22,142 --> 01:42:24,100
You know,
I don't think my face can take

1840
01:42:24,440 --> 01:42:25,780
much more of your action.

1841
01:42:25,145 --> 01:42:26,513
Oh, stop being such a princess.

1842
01:42:26,546 --> 01:42:28,948
You know you loved
every minute of it.

1843
01:42:29,949 --> 01:42:31,384
You look good.

1844
01:42:31,418 --> 01:42:33,486
Yeah.
You look pretty good yourself...

1845
01:42:33,520 --> 01:42:34,821
for a dead woman.

1846
01:42:34,854 --> 01:42:36,256
How'd you pull that off?

1847
01:42:36,289 --> 01:42:38,658
A coroner down in San Berdoo
owed me a favor.

1848
01:42:38,692 --> 01:42:40,593
They let me have a Jane Doe
they were gonna cremate.

1849
01:42:40,660 --> 01:42:42,962
So I burned her
in my ex-husband's car.

1850
01:42:42,996 --> 01:42:44,397
Ex-husband?

1851
01:42:44,431 --> 01:42:46,833
- Almost ex.
- Mm.

1852
01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:49,769
What, you want me to tell you
if it what bothers me

1853
01:42:49,836 --> 01:42:52,172
that you got married?

1854
01:42:52,205 --> 01:42:54,341
I don't need you to tell me.

1855
01:42:56,876 --> 01:42:59,679
And you disappeared on me.
I don't owe you anything.

1856
01:42:59,746 --> 01:43:01,314
Hey, I didn't say you did.

1857
01:43:01,348 --> 01:43:03,416
Why don't you tell me
what happened to your beard?

1858
01:43:05,685 --> 01:43:07,120
Who was she?

1859
01:43:07,187 --> 01:43:08,388
You were dead.

1860
01:43:08,421 --> 01:43:10,390
Barely!
My body wasn't even cold.

1861
01:43:10,423 --> 01:43:11,424
I was grieving.

1862
01:43:11,491 --> 01:43:14,127
Oh, you know what?
**** it.

1863
01:43:15,995 --> 01:43:18,598
So that's it? You just breeze in
and breeze back out?

1864
01:43:18,665 --> 01:43:20,400
You ghosted me for three years.

1865
01:43:20,433 --> 01:43:23,269
Then I drive up your stupid
mountain, and you're Ice Man.

1866
01:43:23,303 --> 01:43:25,438
Then you come out here,
one week in L.A.,

1867
01:43:25,472 --> 01:43:27,374
and you've got some little...

1868
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:28,808
You know what?
Forget it, Waldo.

1869
01:43:28,875 --> 01:43:30,677
I don't know
what I was thinking.

1870
01:43:39,552 --> 01:43:41,521
****in' Lorena.

1871
01:43:50,864 --> 01:43:55,201
Jesus ****ing Christ.

1872
01:43:55,268 --> 01:43:57,370
**** me.

1873
01:44:03,109 --> 01:44:06,246
Give you a ride somewhere?

1874
01:44:06,279 --> 01:44:07,647
In this?

1875
01:44:07,681 --> 01:44:10,417
What's it get,
four miles to the gallon?

1876
01:44:10,450 --> 01:44:11,885
It's a C 300.

1877
01:44:11,951 --> 01:44:13,987
I dropped 55K on it,
and I ****ing love it.

1878
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:16,890
So what's it gonna take
to get you to shut up about it?

1879
01:44:17,891 --> 01:44:20,260
Let me drive?

1880
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:22,280
Jesus, Waldo.

1881
01:44:44,984 --> 01:44:49,589
There's a place I go
where I'm all alone

1882
01:44:52,325 --> 01:44:57,630
There's a place I go
where nobody knows

1883
01:44:59,799 --> 01:45:03,436
On my bed, one eye closed

1884
01:45:03,470 --> 01:45:07,240
I'm fixated
on the endless glow

1885
01:45:07,273 --> 01:45:11,945
There's a place I go
where I'm all alone

1886
01:45:13,480 --> 01:45:15,150
My ears are closed

1887
01:45:15,810 --> 01:45:18,852
The blinding glow shows videos
of what I know

1888
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:22,288
My mind's made up

1889
01:45:22,322 --> 01:45:26,159
I see the glow of faces
that I'll never know

1890
01:45:28,628 --> 01:45:30,697
I'm on my bed
with one eye closed

1891
01:45:30,730 --> 01:45:33,800
The echo in my chamber grows

1892
01:45:36,202 --> 01:45:38,171
I'm on my bed
with one eye closed

1893
01:45:38,204 --> 01:45:41,241
I sink my teeth in TV shows

1894
01:45:51,251 --> 01:45:54,688
Scrape my teeth
out on the floor

1895
01:45:54,721 --> 01:45:58,491
I don't want any more

1896
01:45:58,558 --> 01:46:02,128
Scrape my teeth
out on the floor

1897
01:46:02,162 --> 01:46:06,990
I don't want any more

1898
01:46:06,166 --> 01:46:09,502
Scrape my teeth
out on the floor

1899
01:46:09,536 --> 01:46:13,406
I don't want any more

1900
01:46:13,473 --> 01:46:16,943
Scrape my teeth
out on the floor

1901
01:46:16,976 --> 01:46:21,281
I don't want any more

1902
01:47:20,173 --> 01:47:23,410
I'm lying on my bed

1903
01:47:25,578 --> 01:47:28,515
With celebrity chefs

1904
01:47:29,883 --> 01:47:32,452
But what do they know?

1905
01:47:34,754 --> 01:47:38,158
I'm lying on my bed

1906
01:47:40,260 --> 01:47:43,363
With celebrity chefs

1907
01:47:44,497 --> 01:47:47,000
But what do they know?

1908
01:48:03,583 --> 01:48:06,219
And I'm filtering through

1909
01:48:08,321 --> 01:48:11,157
And I'm bubbling up

1910
01:48:12,250 --> 01:48:16,730
And I think
that's just about enough

1911
01:48:16,763 --> 01:48:26,906
When I'm lying