1 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,555 Last train to Fortune left here at 12:05. 2 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,323 No, you didn't get here till 12:15. 3 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,593 I know that, 'cause that's when I start closing up around here. 4 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,162 The next train to Fortune doesn't come here for another week. 5 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:39,666 Now, how you spend that time is your own business. 6 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:43,300 All I'm saying is that the gentleman that was kind enough 7 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:46,506 to transport me to this rail station outpost, 8 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:51,811 he assured me that the train to Fortune leaves at 1:05 PM. 9 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,981 - And he told you wrong. - What am I ever to do? 10 00:01:55,148 --> 00:02:00,120 I simply must be in Fortune by Monday morning at the very latest. 11 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:03,356 Preston City is only about a mile back that way. 12 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,260 There's a livery there, and you can get a horse. 13 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,628 It's a two-day ride from Preston to Fortune. 14 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,263 You play your cards right, 15 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,766 you can be trotting in there about this time Sunday. 16 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,469 But I wouldn't let any grass grow under you. I'd get a move on. 17 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,202 The Wild West. 18 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:58,745 Well, gentlemen, ladies, we'd better rest for a few moments. 19 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,549 We have a long hot walk ahead of us. 20 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:15,829 Perhaps a few pages of Homer will reinvigorate and inspire us 21 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:19,866 for our own arduous odyssey ahead. 22 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:24,671 What the devil? 23 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:30,944 Oh, if I didn't know any better, I'd swear that was a bullet hole. 24 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,246 - Don't turn around. - It is a bullet hole! 25 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,116 - Good God. I'm being burgled. - I said don't turn around! 26 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:40,720 Just a mere reflex, sir. No, ill intent meant. 27 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,922 - Empty your pockets. - Oh, well, I don't have anything. 28 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,292 So yeah, please, sir. I am very ticklish. 29 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:50,430 Oh, no sir please, it's all the money I have. It's everything, God! 30 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:55,735 - Give me your valuables. - I only have my school ring here, here. 31 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,439 And the watch. 32 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,475 You don't want this old watch, surely sir, 33 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:05,645 it's worthless and the clasp is broken. 34 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:09,883 I only keep it for sentimental reasons. Belonged to my father. 35 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,585 It was passed down through the generations. 36 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,320 My dear departed father, 37 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:17,123 he was the most important person in the world to me 38 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,626 - and gentle and learned... - Shut up! 39 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,961 My father had that watch engraved for me 40 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:24,164 with his favorite inspirational quote. 41 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,665 What's in the bags? 42 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:29,969 Oh that, sir, I beg you, sir. You don't want what's in that bag. 43 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:33,973 It is, it's worthless. It's just, oh, no... 44 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,275 - Oh. Books?! - Yeah. 45 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,144 There ain't nothing in here but stupid books. 46 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,980 Yes. They're just stupid books. You're absolutely right. 47 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,650 - You a salesman? - No, sir. I'm a pedagogue. 48 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:45,952 A peda... what? 49 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,956 - An educator. - Huh? 50 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:56,463 - Sir? I'm a school master. - School. Screw school. Now. Move. 51 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:02,200 - Please, sir, you've got the watch... - I said shut up. 52 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:11,644 Oh, boots. No Levis. Just a bunch of pansy shit. Typical. 53 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,714 Yes. It's just my underwear, sir. You surely... 54 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,717 Now, if you know what's good for you, 55 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:20,220 you'll just keep sitting there till I'm clean out of here. 56 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,654 You understand old man? 57 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,357 I'll remain ever so still, you have my word. 58 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,710 I beg your pardon, sir. Sir, Sir! 59 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:48,682 If I may borrow just one more moment of your time. 60 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,217 Whoa! 61 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:58,658 - Great Scott, impressive aim, sir! - Don't try to butter me up. 62 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,561 Now you either ain't right in the head or you got a death wish. 63 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,764 Oh, well, believe me, under ordinary circumstances 64 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:10,770 I would never disobey such a decisive command. But alas I'm desperate. 65 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,730 And we all know what a Hippocrates said. 66 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,411 - Who? - You know Hyp... Anyway... 67 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:23,283 He said desperate times call for desperate measures. 68 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,200 No? Oh, well. No matter. 69 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:30,623 I'm merely stating that I would never be so brazen as tempt fate like this 70 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,426 if I wasn't such a desperate man. 71 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,261 You're about to be a dead man. 72 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:39,466 I should specify. I thought I was going to Fortune 73 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:42,602 and I unfortunately missed the last train. 74 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,105 And I must be in Fortune by Monday. 75 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,742 Hence, a teacher can't be late for the first day of school. 76 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:54,781 How about I offer you a business proposition? 77 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:01,540 - A what? - I mean, please forgive my presumption, 78 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:04,424 but it seems blatantly obvious that you are a man in need of funds. 79 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,610 I mean, you've already taken all I had on my person, 80 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:13,166 but I can offer you further compensation when we get to Fortune. 81 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:17,303 - When we get to Fortune? - Exactly. Yes. 82 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:21,508 You see, I'm the New School Master of Fortune. 83 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,477 I have a stipend waiting for me upon my arrival. 84 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,414 My first month's salary in full. 85 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:32,652 If you would escort me to Fortune in time for Monday morning's bell. 86 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:36,623 I will be ever so happy to pass it over to you. 87 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,960 - How much? - A month's pay. 88 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,365 For a mere two day trip to Fortune. 89 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,141 Do we have an agreement, sir? 90 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,983 Oh, Jesus. I'll be right there, sir. 91 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:10,824 Hello? Hello, sir. 92 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,861 Hey, you have an agreement. I won't be one snippet of trouble. 93 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:17,230 I make a superb traveling companion. 94 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:20,200 I have some wonderful books for the journey. 95 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:24,700 - I ain't got no interest in reading. - What? 96 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,741 Well, perhaps you're just not reading the right books. 97 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:33,346 I mean, you know, reading it's a gift. Challenges the imagination 98 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:38,840 and enables one to experience many lives and countless adventures. 99 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:41,588 I live out real adventures. I don't need to read about nobody else's. 100 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:47,227 You got a horse? 101 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:51,970 Well, well, um, that is part of the problem. You see? 102 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,433 Uh, I was going to take the train. 103 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,703 But I'd be very happy just to walk alongside yours. 104 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:58,405 You're in luck. 105 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,940 So I just happen to be passing right through Fortune. 106 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,420 Yes. 107 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:05,879 And if, and you want to walk all that way next to my horse, 108 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,249 I guess that's your business. 109 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,553 But if you breathe one word about me holding you up, 110 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,560 I'll blow your head off from them spindly shoulders. 111 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:19,626 Fear not. My lips are sealed. 112 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,629 I'm forever in your debt. Thank you so much. 113 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:32,138 I'm coming right behind you. Oh, look, Hang on, sir. God. 114 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:45,285 Hang on! 115 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,304 Let's go. 116 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,476 That is certainly some steed, sir. 117 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:20,186 It's all right. I've got this. I'm keeping up. 118 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:25,191 Look not to question your navigational prowess, 119 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:29,863 but wouldn't be a lot easier just to follow the railway lines. 120 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,632 We're taking a shortcut. Leave them behind. 121 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,935 - What do you mean leave them behind? - I said leave them. 122 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,204 - They're slowing us down. - Alright. 123 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,676 I can acquire new undergarments in Fortune, 124 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:47,313 yes, but my books, no, my books are irreplaceable, Sir. 125 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,150 I will never leave these books. 126 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,510 I mean, what is a teacher without books? 127 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,188 Well, you're going, no one's gonna give one dime about damn books. 128 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,625 I respectfully must agree to disagree. 129 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:03,296 My sole purpose of traveling from England to the New World 130 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,199 ...was to teach the wide-eyed waifs of Fortune. 131 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,871 Hey, what are you doing now? I cannot allow you to take my books. 132 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,874 You, you can't do that, sir. You, you mustn't do that. 133 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,378 Please! I mean, everything that I'm is in these books, sir! 134 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:21,181 I must have them to teach. Please. 135 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,585 Oh, oh, wonderful idea. 136 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,390 Oh, thank you. Oh, yes, saddlebacks. 137 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,426 I wonder what they were for. Wonderful! 138 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:37,564 You are a very reasonable man, Mr... 139 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,268 I don't think I quite caught your name, mister... 140 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,605 Alright, I'll go first. 141 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:50,343 My name is Cecil Caldecott Peach Tree III from London, England. 142 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:57,117 - At your service, sir. And you are... - Dooley, Jedidiah Dooley. 143 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,952 But don't you never tell no one my name. 144 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:03,256 Yes. Mum's the word though. Mum's the word. 145 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:08,428 Mr. Dooley, clearly we English have been harboring a false impression 146 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,729 of your Americans. 147 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,766 I mean, the stories we hear about Lawless American West, 148 00:12:13,990 --> 00:12:15,568 I mean clearly nonsense, erroneous. 149 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,905 In actuality you are a friendly and obliging lot. 150 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,241 Oh, we ain't all so friendly. Better mount up fast. 151 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,710 - I beg your pardon? - Get in the saddle quick. 152 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,615 - Do you know those two gentlemen? - Gentlemen they ain't. 153 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,750 Now move your ***. Hurry up, old man. 154 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,218 - Right, right, right. - Come on! 155 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,954 - Get your foot in the saddle. - I've never mounted a stallion before. 156 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,590 - Gimme a minute. - We ain't got a minute. Up! 157 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,463 - Wait a minute. This can't be right. - Come on! 158 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:07,354 Ouch! You're whipping me? Mr. Dooley. They catching up. 159 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:15,161 - Now they shooting at us. - Well, then duck, God damn it! 160 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,377 - Come on, lean to your left. - I feel sick. 161 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,645 Your other left. Come on! 162 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:41,521 - I mean, we lost them. - There we go. Bully! Jesus! 163 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,823 Watch where you're shooting that thing, idiot! 164 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:08,982 - You okay? - Oh, well, that was exciting. 165 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,251 Ah, yeah. They were. Yes. 166 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:15,388 What the hell are you doing facing that way for, turn your *** around. 167 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,223 - God dammit. - Whoa! 168 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,861 I've got cramp. Cramp. There you go. 169 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:26,660 Come on. Get your *** back up on here. Do it the right way this time. 170 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:32,939 Who, pray tell, were those hooligans? What could they possibly have wanted? 171 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,875 I mean, it seems to me 172 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,778 that they might have found a more civilized method 173 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:42,415 of handling the situation. 174 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:49,889 I mean, perhaps if we'd had a courteous conversation with them, 175 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,792 maybe they'd listen to reasons. 176 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,629 You're a teacher? Got a lot to learn, old man. 177 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:03,236 Well, this is certainly more than we'd bargained for. 178 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,573 We've already been abandoned on the rail depot, 179 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:10,977 held under gunpoint and chased and shot at by bandits. 180 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,214 Oh, if only father could see us now. 181 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:19,452 I dare say it gives one a certain feeling of exhilaration. 182 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,455 We, who's we? 183 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:26,459 Oh, why William Shakespeare, Alfred Lord Tennyson, 184 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:30,930 Charles ****ens, Henry David Thoreau, Jane Austen. 185 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:34,134 - Who? - The authors of my books. 186 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,804 They're like family to me. I mean, surely you've heard of some of them. 187 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,774 Nope. I ain't never heard of none of those names. 188 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,145 Oh, heavens. Triple negative. I think what you meant to say is, 189 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,648 I haven't ever heard of any of those names. 190 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,686 Hey, if, and you want this trip to go nice and smooth, 191 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,622 like never ever tell me what I mean again. Got it?! 192 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:59,626 Yes. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, of course. Force of professional habit. 193 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,663 I mean, I'll try. Yeah, I'll try my best. 194 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,133 - Try real hard, Huh? - Sorry, sorry. 195 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,543 Of course. You know, being an only child, 196 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:20,313 I didn't have the companionship of a sibling. 197 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:28,210 So I sought my refuge in books. The characters were so vivid to me. 198 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,580 I mean, I'm not suggesting that I was a lonely child. 199 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:36,996 Quite the contrary. My mother was a social butterfly. 200 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,300 The most wonderful dinners that she gave. 201 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:45,372 I met the most extraordinary people from all strata of society. 202 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,375 I remember wonderful dinner party she gave 203 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:52,120 and invited a very famous conductor, actually for dinner. 204 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,849 He passed wind. And we were giggling. We had to leave the room. 205 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,752 - Hey, hey, hey. - What? 206 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,589 Keep quiet. Stand up real slow, like... 207 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,692 - Whatever for? - Get up. 208 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,368 No sudden movements. Okay? 209 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,710 Don't wanna spook the man. Howdy! 210 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,573 Dear Lord! He's approaching us. 211 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,509 Just keep smiling at him. Let me do the talking. 212 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,965 Oh yeah. Wool tweed from London. 213 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,135 Nice wool. 214 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,981 Don't make a move. 215 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,386 - Okay. Stay still. - Good heavens. What does he want? 216 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,122 He'll let us know. Then he'll leave. Hopefully. 217 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,580 Oh, it's my books. He cannot have my books. 218 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,259 I wouldn't tell it him that. 219 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:18,264 Books you like, nice. Take your pick. 220 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,600 Oh, don't encourage him, Mr. Dooley. 221 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,837 - Keep your trap shut. - But he can't have them. I forbid it! 222 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,140 Don't listen to him, Chief. You take whatever you want. 223 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,609 Fine. 224 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,479 If you must have a book, 225 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,152 I suggest this one. 226 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,987 It's a seminal work. 227 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,127 What? 228 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,829 You can still read it, you just read around the hole. 229 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,198 No. 230 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,540 This you will like. Walden, Henry David Thoreau. 231 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,543 Yes, it's about a naturalist similar to yourself. 232 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,110 Now the book is a reflection 233 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,814 of simple living in natural surroundings. Perheps... 234 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,716 He can't understand you. 235 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,319 Thoreau? 236 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,455 I've read it. 237 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,600 You see Mr. Dooley reading unites cultures of around... 238 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,999 No, please. 239 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,735 You want my *******? 240 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,538 You got it, chief. All yours, buddy. 241 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,373 I'm afraid you won't like that one. 242 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,743 It's far too dense. Oh, it has too many characters. 243 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:41,748 Very hard to understand. No. Oh, for me? 244 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:46,219 - Take it. - Chief, please. 245 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,391 What is this? 246 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,944 That's too sour for my palate. Well, I'll have you note 247 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:15,382 that gentleman just walked off with the selected works of *******. 248 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,885 And for what? A small sack of sour berries. 249 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,422 Well, that's hardly a worthwhile exchange, in my opinion. 250 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,624 I'm totally grief stricken. 251 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:30,300 Oh, you're breaking my heart. Now move. 252 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:43,977 - This part reminds me of Whales. - The big fish? 253 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,415 No, the country of Whales. 254 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:10,700 You know, though, we mourn the loss of our beloved Charles *******, 255 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:16,900 at least we have William Shakespeare to enliven our spirits. 256 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:20,680 There's a certain civility one feels when traveling with The Old Bard. 257 00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:22,849 - Wouldn't you agree? - Huh? 258 00:21:24,184 --> 00:21:27,687 Would you care to read it? I mean, it's quite delicious. 259 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,790 The only delicious thing I want right now is some fricassee rabbit. 260 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,793 Let's see if we can't kill one before it gets too dark. 261 00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:38,331 What? What do you mean kill? You mean dead? 262 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:49,676 You know my housekeeper, Mrs. Wilberforce, oh God. 263 00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:53,513 She prepared all my meals. Oh, she was a saint. 264 00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:57,550 Especially for a man not blessed with the wife of his own. 265 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:02,822 - He's a fat one. - Oh Lord, he's so cute. 266 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,526 Look, I'd be content with the chief's berries. You know, sours, they are. 267 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:09,863 - Watch out! - Jesus, look what you did! 268 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,565 - Oh, the poor little thing. - Get your *** back to the campsite. 269 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,201 Let me handle this without you breathing all down my damn neck. 270 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:18,710 Don't you have beans? I mean, old cowboys have beans. 271 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,674 - What? - Skin it! 272 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,977 What? I, I will do no such thing! 273 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,980 Well, maybe in merry old England, you eat rabbit different. 274 00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:29,716 But out here, we skin 'em and cut out the guts before we cook 'em. 275 00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:32,919 - I'm gonna get some firewood. - Honestly, Mr. Dooley, 276 00:22:33,253 --> 00:22:34,554 I think I'd be far superior 277 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,857 at gathering firewood than at skinning prey. 278 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,760 Would it at all be possible to trade off? 279 00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:43,830 I did the killing. Now you do the skinning. 280 00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,734 God, oh dear. 281 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,237 My deepest apologies for the indignities 282 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,390 that you are about to suffer. 283 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:02,782 Finger licking good. 284 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,418 The larks on the wing, 285 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:10,423 the snails on the thorn, God is in heaven. 286 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:14,427 - All's right with the world. - Quit that Bible reading. 287 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,696 If I wanna hear God talk, I go to church. 288 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:20,133 I can't imagine you wanting to go to church all that often. 289 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:24,137 Shows what you know. My mama God rest her soul, 290 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,239 she used to drag me to church every Sunday 291 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,541 to beat the good Lord into her hell spawn. 292 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,790 Yeah, I hated it. But looking back now, 293 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,782 it's about the only good memories I got with her before she got sick. 294 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:39,986 I suppose you are right, though. 295 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,255 I ain't been to church in a coon's age, 296 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,580 but that don't mean I ain't right with God. 297 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:49,429 Me and him, we, we got an understanding. He gets me. 298 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:53,166 I'm sure he does. And by the way, for your information, 299 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,936 this is not the Bible. This is Robert Browning. 300 00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:03,576 Not to be too presumptuous, but, um, I gather your education was limited. 301 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:08,181 The only learning one needs to know out here is how to shoot straight 302 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:09,783 and how to count your money. 303 00:24:10,984 --> 00:24:13,853 You see, that's where I beg to differ. Mr. Dooley. 304 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:18,158 Practical knowledge of one's trade is of course certainly important. 305 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:22,962 But a broader education is the tool that breaks down all barriers. 306 00:24:25,999 --> 00:24:27,967 Speaking of education, I've been wondering. 307 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:31,471 How come an educated fellow like you is going to Fortune? 308 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,400 I mean, it's just a spit buck in the middle of nowhere. 309 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:40,347 Well, sir, if truth be known. I was dismissed from my last post 310 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:44,184 for a gruesome display toward my superior. 311 00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:49,356 - Wait, you was fired from teaching? - Regrettably and shamefully. Yes. 312 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:54,294 - What'd you do? Gruesome librarian? - I struck the headmaster. 313 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,664 You, you thumped the boss? 314 00:24:58,198 --> 00:25:01,670 I mean, it feels, if it wasn't me at all, but some pagan, 315 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:05,500 some loathsome creature who overtook my senses. 316 00:25:06,306 --> 00:25:11,544 - But alas, it was me. - So, what did you wallop the old geezer. 317 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:14,881 Well, I had a very bright pupil, 318 00:25:15,215 --> 00:25:18,218 And he was reading an essay he'd written on the possibility 319 00:25:18,385 --> 00:25:24,570 that we humans have descended from tiny microscopic organisms 320 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:27,270 - inspired by Darwin. You know. - Wait, who? 321 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:30,397 A rather iconoclastic biologist. 322 00:25:30,764 --> 00:25:34,434 Nonetheless, he said, Darwin points out rather aptly 323 00:25:34,768 --> 00:25:40,874 that perhaps man evolved from tiny one celled organisms 324 00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:42,409 to his present state. 325 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:46,746 Well, much to our surprise, the headmaster was listening at the door. 326 00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:50,183 And before we even had a chance to debate the topic, 327 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:54,540 he just burst into the room and screamed, 328 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:58,291 "How dare you blaspheme under this roof, you heathen? 329 00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,894 God is the only creator of man." 330 00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:05,699 And then he took the stick and started to beating poor Barnabas. 331 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:08,802 That's when the beast rose from within me. 332 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:13,640 I snatched the rod from him in a fit of uncontrollable rage 333 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,543 I struck the poor man across the head. 334 00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:18,411 And I said to him, in a trembling tone, 335 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:23,616 "Sir, don't you ever strike one of my students ever again." 336 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:27,754 Holy shit! Good on you, boy. 337 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:31,257 Um, it was a momentary victory, I'm afraid. 338 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,996 After I was dismissed, I couldn't get a post anywhere in England. 339 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:42,902 So I decided that it was time to move to the New World. 340 00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:48,742 But alas, my tarnished reputation had already preceded me 341 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,745 at all the finer American academies. 342 00:26:52,312 --> 00:26:54,814 And it turns out I was unhireable here too. 343 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:59,185 It was then that I saw an advert in the Boston Gazette. 344 00:26:59,352 --> 00:27:03,823 "The town of Fortune is looking for a teacher". So I wrote. 345 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,861 And they responded with a letter of acceptance. 346 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:12,365 End of one chapter, the beginning of another. 347 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:16,202 Why don't you just give up teaching and find another job? 348 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,106 Give up teaching? Never. 349 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:24,177 You see, Mr. Dooley, all I ever wanted to do was to teach. 350 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:30,850 Where I serve and to whom I now know is in the hands of a higher power. 351 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:39,392 Because teaching, I mean, it's not just a job, it's my calling. 352 00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:45,565 And fate has now led me to answer that calling 353 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:49,302 in the tiny frontier town of Fortune. 354 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,708 You see the purpose of teaching, 355 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:59,346 it isn't just to force students to memorize facts and dates. 356 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:02,820 It's to inspire them. 357 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:07,187 To unlock that little door hidden deep within us all, 358 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:11,424 that gives us permission to dream... 359 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:19,990 dream of a better life ourselves. 360 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,401 And a better future for all. 361 00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:31,770 I think back on all those wonderful teachers 362 00:28:31,244 --> 00:28:34,180 who had such an impact on my life. 363 00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:37,183 I'm forever grateful to them. 364 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,423 I so wish I'd said something to them 365 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:48,461 because now I know just how much that would've meant for them. 366 00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:55,902 The greatest reward that a teacher can receive 367 00:28:56,102 --> 00:29:00,440 is the knowledge that he's made a difference, 368 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,778 even if it's just one child's life. 369 00:29:13,987 --> 00:29:15,755 Goodnight. Sweet Prince. 370 00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:14,647 Get up princess. Time to ride. There's a little coffee left. 371 00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:17,500 Oh, well thank you. 372 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,222 Don't gimme that look. I only gave you that blanket 373 00:30:22,389 --> 00:30:24,157 'cause your teeth were chattering so loud 374 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,192 it sounded like you was rattling coins in a tin cup. 375 00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:29,290 How else was I supposed to gimme sleep? 376 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:33,166 Well, thank you just the same. 377 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:41,740 - Do you happen to have any tea? - Don't like it. Good! More for me. 378 00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:43,343 Okay. Whoa. Oh, ah. 379 00:30:43,743 --> 00:30:46,179 Now get your *** moving. We got a lot of ground to cover today. 380 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:55,655 Do you have a shovel? 381 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:44,604 My goodness. You got us to Fortune a whole day early. 382 00:31:44,771 --> 00:31:47,730 You're amazing. Mr. Dooley. Amazing! 383 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,942 Oh no. This ain't Fortune. 384 00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:53,146 Fortune don't look this good, this Lobo. Now get off. 385 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:57,417 - I beg your pardon? - We ain't riding into town piggyback. 386 00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,219 Oh, you get off right here. 387 00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:14,467 - Hey, where will I find you? - Miss Lily's saloon. 388 00:32:14,634 --> 00:32:17,737 And what about my books? Hey! 389 00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:06,219 Jolly nice day for a walk! 390 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,722 I don't know what so jolly nice about it. 391 00:33:09,550 --> 00:33:11,825 What? Hello! 392 00:34:01,441 --> 00:34:05,378 Hey there, lads. Your rock hit me on the back of head. 393 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:07,280 - It was an accident. - Yes. 394 00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:13,753 I surmised as much as a result it is incumbent on you to apologize to me. 395 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,789 - There's a what on me. - What? 396 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,224 Oh, uh, it, it's incumbent upon you. 397 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:22,862 Meaning it, it's a necessary duty for you to apologize. 398 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:25,932 - Come on, let's get outta here. - Oh, whoa. Wait, wait a minute. 399 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:27,801 Hold on there a moment. Do lads go to school? 400 00:34:28,435 --> 00:34:29,302 Nope. Not no more. 401 00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:33,306 What? You relinquished your studies at your ages? 402 00:34:33,473 --> 00:34:35,241 Our teacher is dead. 403 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:37,577 Mr. Banks shot him, for calling his son in an idiot. 404 00:34:38,311 --> 00:34:39,446 Hey. 405 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:45,919 That's a note. Don't call anyone's child an idiot. 406 00:35:46,112 --> 00:35:48,148 Aces full of kings, Chip. 407 00:35:53,887 --> 00:35:56,690 Four of a kind, twos. 408 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:01,461 God damn it! Desert Canery. 409 00:36:04,731 --> 00:36:08,134 What's the rush, kid? Should try your luck at another hand. 410 00:36:11,304 --> 00:36:14,541 Damn dammit, Cecil. Who creep up on a man like that. 411 00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:16,376 You could get shot. 412 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:20,547 You just lost my father's beautiful watch in a card game. 413 00:36:20,714 --> 00:36:23,383 No, my watch, Old man, mine. 414 00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:26,753 And by the way, it's Cecil. We should be leaving now. 415 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,555 Oh, excuse me, sir. We should be... 416 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:34,194 Look what you did to my shirt. You're supposed to say, excuse me. 417 00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:39,990 - I believe I did. Good, sir. - Yeah, I heard him say it. 418 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:42,335 Now let him go before I put a hole in that shirt next. 419 00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:48,408 You know what I say when a young snot nose punk is tryin' to threaten me? 420 00:36:48,575 --> 00:36:49,876 Huh? 421 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:57,751 Oh, who is this sweet old thing? Your grandpa? 422 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:02,555 - Him? No, he ain't my grandpa. - Your friend? 423 00:37:03,256 --> 00:37:05,959 And he definitely ain't my friend. 424 00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:08,928 Actually, we are traveling companions. 425 00:37:09,950 --> 00:37:13,533 Traveling companions. He's kind of cute. Ain't he, Lil? 426 00:37:16,636 --> 00:37:20,774 - Hello! - Ain't that a sexy number? 427 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:24,544 It's from France. It took six months to get here. You like it? 428 00:37:25,111 --> 00:37:27,213 Like it? I love it. 429 00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:34,870 I'm so glad you're staying this time, Dooley. You know what I wish? 430 00:37:34,821 --> 00:37:38,792 I wish I could go to France someday and see Paris. 431 00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:41,461 I just know I'd love it so. 432 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:46,599 Well, your wish is my command. 433 00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:52,105 My baby wants to go to Paris. My baby gets to go to Paris. 434 00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:53,640 Yeah. Right. 435 00:37:57,177 --> 00:37:58,778 Wait, are you being serious? 436 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:03,783 - Serious as typhoid fever, baby. - Dooley, Dooley. 437 00:38:04,984 --> 00:38:07,200 That would be the most wonderful thing anybody has ever... 438 00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:11,124 Wait a minute. How can you afford to go to Paris? 439 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,992 You can barely afford a can of beans. 440 00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:14,861 Oh, you just leave that to me. 441 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,363 I got some big ideas I'm working on. 442 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:20,333 Here I got you something to prove my intentions. 443 00:38:21,334 --> 00:38:22,635 Close your eyes and put out your hands. 444 00:38:23,269 --> 00:38:24,371 Okay, okay. 445 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,508 And open them. 446 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:35,215 What do you think? 447 00:38:35,382 --> 00:38:40,153 Oh my God, Dooley. It is beautiful! 448 00:38:50,530 --> 00:38:51,798 Dooley, hurry. 449 00:38:56,803 --> 00:38:59,506 What the hell it's the matter with you? Can't you see he's delicate. 450 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:16,322 Son of a bitch! 451 00:39:49,255 --> 00:39:52,592 You humored me earlier, but now you've done agitated my mood. 452 00:39:55,528 --> 00:39:57,397 It makes you feel good to beat an old man? 453 00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:02,469 Mr. Dooley. Let me just cover this gentleman's cleaning bill. 454 00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:07,140 - Violence is never the answer. - Your old friend may be right. 455 00:40:07,307 --> 00:40:11,440 He may be right, folks, let's let bygones be bygones. 456 00:40:41,307 --> 00:40:43,576 That's one way to get your winnings back. 457 00:40:44,344 --> 00:40:50,784 Sometimes, teach, violence is the only answer. Did you see all that? 458 00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:53,820 I certainly did. 459 00:40:57,490 --> 00:40:58,591 Howdy sheriff? 460 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,297 Buy you a drink? 461 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:18,278 Get up, Dooley. You got company. 462 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,150 You can only stay a minute. 463 00:41:30,230 --> 00:41:33,493 You sure know how to get a guy in a mess of trouble, old man. 464 00:41:34,227 --> 00:41:37,497 Oh, listen, I've got the most terrible migraine. 465 00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:39,866 And by the way, if my memory serves, 466 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:44,704 it was you who insisted that I ingest that foul toxin. 467 00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:47,730 Well, how was I supposed to know you had a gag button 468 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,900 like a rigged penny slot machine. 469 00:41:49,743 --> 00:41:50,877 Another colorful idiom. 470 00:41:52,312 --> 00:41:55,849 - What'd you call me? - The word is idiom, 471 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,318 a figurative, non-literal phrase. 472 00:41:58,585 --> 00:42:00,320 Mr. Dooley, with your permission, 473 00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:03,490 I intend to remove my property from your saddlebags 474 00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:06,726 and find an alternative escort to Fortune. 475 00:42:06,893 --> 00:42:08,595 Thank you for getting me this far. 476 00:42:08,762 --> 00:42:13,533 Wait, wait. You can't trust no one from here to take you to Fortune. 477 00:42:13,867 --> 00:42:16,200 This patch of dirt is all thieves and outlaws. 478 00:42:16,169 --> 00:42:19,606 If I could just get out here, we could be on our way. 479 00:42:21,410 --> 00:42:25,712 - Bust me out. - Good heavens! Absolutely not. 480 00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:28,515 Do you want the sheriff to hear? Now listen. You can do this. 481 00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:31,918 Never. I'm a principle man. 482 00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:34,540 Well, what about that kid you were telling me about? 483 00:42:34,254 --> 00:42:36,623 From, from one of them books. What was his name again? 484 00:42:37,524 --> 00:42:38,792 Oliver Twixit. 485 00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:46,966 Mr. Dooley I do believe you've been listening to me. 486 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:53,106 And you really amaze me. Of course you are referring to Oliver Twist. 487 00:42:53,273 --> 00:42:56,142 Yeah, exactly. Didn't, didn't you say he busted out somewhere? 488 00:42:56,309 --> 00:43:01,614 Ah, yes. Young master Twist breaks free of the arduous workhouse. 489 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:04,317 A harrowing escape. That's it. 490 00:43:04,484 --> 00:43:08,621 A more apt example might be the count of Monte Cristo. 491 00:43:08,822 --> 00:43:11,591 Now that's the pinnacle of prison novel. 492 00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:13,960 - See... - That's entirely different. 493 00:43:14,127 --> 00:43:15,795 I mean, pure fiction. 494 00:43:15,962 --> 00:43:20,100 Look, I'm only in this cage 'cause I was sticking up for you. 495 00:43:20,233 --> 00:43:24,137 Now how about you show a little appreciation and help me out. 496 00:43:24,304 --> 00:43:26,306 Absolutely not. 497 00:43:38,284 --> 00:43:39,619 Shut up! 498 00:43:42,655 --> 00:43:47,660 - Oh God. - God Damn it, Dooley, shut up! 499 00:43:51,664 --> 00:43:55,350 - Knock off all that racket. - You ain't help me? Call for doctor. 500 00:43:55,201 --> 00:43:57,437 Quit your belly aching and sleep it off. 501 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,708 Jesus Christ! 502 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,978 That's blood! I'm gonna get the doc. You hang on! 503 00:44:18,825 --> 00:44:19,993 Mr. Dooley. 504 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:22,195 - Is he gone? - Yes. 505 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:30,700 Got it handed to you, teach. Using those berries was a damn good idea. 506 00:44:30,403 --> 00:44:31,705 He totally bought it. 507 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,541 Well, we've got the chief to thank for that. 508 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,770 That's right. Thanks Chief. Okay, now work fast. 509 00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:39,179 - Keys. - Yes, keys. Come on. Go get 'em. 510 00:44:39,312 --> 00:44:40,647 Go get 'em. That way. 511 00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:48,655 - Over here. - Okay. Did you do like I said? 512 00:44:49,550 --> 00:44:50,557 I did indeed, sir. 513 00:44:53,226 --> 00:44:54,894 Good, let's move. 514 00:44:56,262 --> 00:44:59,165 Oh my goodness. This reminds me of my eighth summer 515 00:44:59,499 --> 00:45:03,837 when I ate all my mother's damson jam and blamed poor Thomas Wick. 516 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,174 Oh, I didn't confess. And he was paddled for it. Oh my goodness. 517 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,176 Sorry, mommy. Sorry, Tommy. 518 00:45:12,412 --> 00:45:15,415 Come on. Get on that horse. Oh, Shit. 519 00:45:15,548 --> 00:45:16,750 What you doing boy? 520 00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:20,854 Get back here, you *******! 521 00:45:21,254 --> 00:45:22,689 Don't make me shoot you, boy.. 522 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,392 - Dooley! - Coming back for you, baby. 523 00:45:25,558 --> 00:45:27,394 When I can afford to take you to Paris. 524 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,595 I'll be waiting, baby. 525 00:45:28,762 --> 00:45:32,198 - Goodbye, Ma'am! - Bye bye, baby blues. 526 00:45:33,266 --> 00:45:36,569 Hold! Huh? 527 00:45:38,638 --> 00:45:41,741 What? Dooley! 528 00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:48,810 If we head out at sun up, 529 00:45:48,481 --> 00:45:51,151 we'll be pulling into Fortune just in time for Sunday supper. 530 00:45:51,451 --> 00:45:52,619 How's that for service? 531 00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:57,724 Miraculous. That'll give me an entire night to get settled and organized 532 00:45:57,891 --> 00:46:00,760 before the 7:00 AM Monday morning bell. 533 00:46:02,462 --> 00:46:06,833 You are indeed a man of your word, Mr. Dooley. Thank you. 534 00:46:10,303 --> 00:46:13,139 You ever get tired of reading those same books over and over again? 535 00:46:13,973 --> 00:46:15,308 No. Never. 536 00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:17,944 You know, I still don't know 537 00:46:18,111 --> 00:46:20,180 what's supposed to be so damn fun about reading. 538 00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:25,418 It introduces you to new ideas, expands your knowledge. 539 00:46:25,985 --> 00:46:29,956 Plus being educated opens up a whole new world of possibilities 540 00:46:30,357 --> 00:46:33,493 with regard to one's future. 541 00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:37,497 I'd wager with a decent education you'd be able to get a wonderful job. 542 00:46:38,164 --> 00:46:43,937 - No, correction, career! - You think? What makes you so sure? 543 00:46:44,637 --> 00:46:49,609 Thoreau said: "It's not what you look at. It's what you see." 544 00:46:50,176 --> 00:46:53,113 I may be looking at a fearsome outlaw, 545 00:46:53,279 --> 00:46:57,170 but what I see is a bright young man 546 00:46:57,150 --> 00:47:00,553 with a brilliant future ahead of him if he wants it. 547 00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:07,861 Now, look, I've selected a book for you. This is Gulliver's travels. 548 00:47:08,194 --> 00:47:10,864 It's about an adventurer such as yourself, 549 00:47:11,364 --> 00:47:16,369 but it's also a biting satire on politics and human nature 550 00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:18,171 Alright. Read it to me. 551 00:47:18,872 --> 00:47:22,976 Well, I really think you'd enjoy it more if you read it yourself. 552 00:47:24,911 --> 00:47:27,714 I don't wanna read it myself. I just want to hear it. 553 00:47:29,749 --> 00:47:33,920 - You know what? Just forget it. - Fair enough. 554 00:47:44,698 --> 00:47:48,902 Mr. Dooley... Do you use that thing often? 555 00:47:49,402 --> 00:47:52,380 My six-shooter? Often enough. 556 00:47:52,906 --> 00:47:58,411 Tell me, have you actually shot a fellow human being with it? 557 00:48:00,413 --> 00:48:05,218 You gotta be shitting me. Out here everyone shoots someone. 558 00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:06,920 It's like the law of the jungle. 559 00:48:07,870 --> 00:48:10,924 Wild animals killing wild animals. You know? There ain't no other way. 560 00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:18,531 If I'm not being too bold... Just, how many have you killed? 561 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,205 - 19. - Oh God, 19? 562 00:48:25,638 --> 00:48:29,376 One thing I could teach you, teach, the faster gun lives another day. 563 00:48:31,770 --> 00:48:33,413 - Fascinating. - But I never killed no woman 564 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:34,781 or no young'un, you know? 565 00:48:34,981 --> 00:48:36,583 And I never shot no man in the back. 566 00:48:36,916 --> 00:48:40,720 - Well, bravo to that. - Here. Wanna try it? 567 00:48:41,721 --> 00:48:43,256 - Shooting a pistol? - Yeah. 568 00:48:43,757 --> 00:48:45,925 No. I, I don't think so. 569 00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:55,235 Man. You went *** over elbows, got some kick, don't it? 570 00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:05,780 See nothing to it. Come on you big sissy. Try again. 571 00:49:05,412 --> 00:49:08,782 No, no, no. No more. No more. No. I know what I can't do anymore. 572 00:49:08,915 --> 00:49:12,485 Oh, come on. You know what you are? An old fart. 573 00:49:15,355 --> 00:49:18,658 - I beg your pardon? - That's right. A dusty old fart. 574 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:22,929 Comparing me to a foul wind from the bowels. What? 575 00:49:23,196 --> 00:49:27,133 Because I refuse to partake in your silly little shooting customs. 576 00:49:27,333 --> 00:49:29,502 Well, it's outrageous, sir. Outrageous. 577 00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:32,639 Listen, teach. This is the wild west. 578 00:49:32,806 --> 00:49:34,474 You gotta know how to shoot to survive. 579 00:49:34,641 --> 00:49:36,676 I mean, you're, you're the one who taught me about Darwin 580 00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:38,678 and all his survival of the fittest hoo-ha. 581 00:49:38,978 --> 00:49:42,282 Well, whoever shoots best is the fittest in these parts. 582 00:49:42,982 --> 00:49:45,819 Darwin... look, it's cowardly. 583 00:49:49,723 --> 00:49:52,826 - Are you calling me a coward? - If it howls like a wolf... 584 00:49:53,126 --> 00:49:56,696 A wolf? What in the hell God damn wolf have to do with anything? 585 00:49:56,863 --> 00:49:59,165 - What, what are you talking about? - It's a metaphor. 586 00:49:59,332 --> 00:50:01,401 Well, you wouldn't be calling me no coward. 587 00:50:01,568 --> 00:50:03,236 If you'd have seen how I had to use this gun 588 00:50:03,403 --> 00:50:05,705 to get myself out of a jam after jam. 589 00:50:05,905 --> 00:50:08,375 I mean, you, you wouldn't believe half the shit I've seen. 590 00:50:08,908 --> 00:50:11,544 Hell, they should be writing books about me for what I've been through. 591 00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:14,514 And in fact, I bet if you were reading about my adventures 592 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,183 in some damn book, you'd be singing a whole different tune 593 00:50:17,317 --> 00:50:18,485 about who's a coward or not. 594 00:50:18,651 --> 00:50:20,754 You'd be, you'd be saying the character of Dooley 595 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,570 is a romantical hero of the American West. 596 00:50:24,357 --> 00:50:27,360 Look, I was merely stating 597 00:50:27,527 --> 00:50:30,897 that there are more civilized ways to settle disputes 598 00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,766 than to hide behind guns. 599 00:50:33,733 --> 00:50:37,170 Says the man who ain't never steered down the barrel of one. 600 00:50:37,337 --> 00:50:40,573 Correction, I've stared down the barrel of yours 601 00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:43,376 and did having my own gun save me from you? 602 00:50:43,543 --> 00:50:47,414 No. No, no. All I had were my words. 603 00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,160 Please. You was never in any real danger. 604 00:50:50,216 --> 00:50:53,753 I'd have never shot an unarmed man. Even one as annoying as you. 605 00:50:54,921 --> 00:50:58,224 Although now I'm starting to question that philosophy. 606 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,763 Mr. Dooley. All I'm saying is that guns are not the answer... 607 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:08,535 Wrong! No, guns are the only answer. There ain't no other way. 608 00:51:09,302 --> 00:51:15,241 Have you ever heard of the expression "the pen is mightier than the sword"? 609 00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:17,777 No, I ain't! 610 00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:20,947 Well, It's mightier than the gun as well. 611 00:51:21,114 --> 00:51:24,840 And I hope you absorbed that lesson before it's too late. 612 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:28,555 I really do. And it's: "No, I haven't" by the way. 613 00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:42,402 I done told you never to correct me again! 614 00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:48,740 And you done lost out on your blanket privileges. My blanket. 615 00:51:53,346 --> 00:51:54,514 Good night then. 616 00:52:02,822 --> 00:52:04,657 Beautiful stars. 617 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:31,451 - Don't move. - Snake. What a nice surprise. 618 00:52:31,618 --> 00:52:32,686 Cut this shit. 619 00:52:36,156 --> 00:52:39,726 Well, what's happening? Whoa. What the devil, what's going on? 620 00:52:39,859 --> 00:52:41,561 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Down, boy. 621 00:52:42,128 --> 00:52:45,231 - What's the meaning of this? - Teach for once in your life, shut up. 622 00:52:45,665 --> 00:52:48,535 Well, Dooley, it looks like we meet again. 623 00:52:49,903 --> 00:52:54,708 - You know these men, Mr. Dooley? - Mr. Dooley. Ain't we sophisticated? 624 00:52:55,842 --> 00:52:58,345 - Can I drop him now, Snake? - In a minute. 625 00:52:58,678 --> 00:53:04,751 Snake. Oh, well what a colorful, albeit somewhat cliched nickname. 626 00:53:04,918 --> 00:53:08,755 No, I mean, assuming that Snake is not your Christian name, of course. 627 00:53:08,922 --> 00:53:09,889 God, here we go again. 628 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:14,427 - Christian, you are a preacher man? - No, I'm actually a teacher. 629 00:53:14,594 --> 00:53:15,995 It's merely a term. 630 00:53:16,162 --> 00:53:19,866 You know, one's Christian name is their given forename. 631 00:53:19,999 --> 00:53:22,680 - My family name is Peachtree... - Stop! 632 00:53:22,235 --> 00:53:26,272 ...but my Christian name is Cecil Peachtree. 633 00:53:26,906 --> 00:53:33,213 - Mr. Dooley's is Jedidiah. You see? - So his Christian name be Charlie. 634 00:53:33,847 --> 00:53:35,682 Oh, Charlie. Uh, precisely. 635 00:53:35,849 --> 00:53:39,953 Yeah. Gotcha. Hey Charlie. Huh? Kick this piece of shit over here to me. 636 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:43,556 - With pleasure. - No, no, no. Charlie. Hey. 637 00:53:43,723 --> 00:53:46,926 - Ah. Oh no. Hey. - Snake, Snake. Come on Snake. 638 00:53:47,930 --> 00:53:49,629 - No need to do that, Charlie. - Empty your pockets right now! 639 00:53:49,796 --> 00:53:52,198 Okay. Empty your pockets. Do what he says. 640 00:53:53,990 --> 00:53:54,801 Sorry. I only got a hanky. 641 00:54:01,207 --> 00:54:05,478 What's an old fart like you doing riding with scum like him? 642 00:54:06,790 --> 00:54:08,281 What is this country's fascination with farts? 643 00:54:08,948 --> 00:54:09,883 Speak up. 644 00:54:10,784 --> 00:54:14,621 Oh, well, you see, um, I was on my way to the town of Fortune. 645 00:54:16,423 --> 00:54:19,459 Oh, please sir. Don't toy with Gulliver, please. No. 646 00:54:19,626 --> 00:54:21,394 Anyway, quite by accident, 647 00:54:21,761 --> 00:54:24,464 I missed the last train and that's when kind Mr. Dooley 648 00:54:24,664 --> 00:54:27,634 agreed to escort me to the town of Fortune. 649 00:54:27,801 --> 00:54:33,573 At least don't, don't mess with Gulliver. No! Oh, no. Gulliver! No, please! 650 00:54:33,773 --> 00:54:35,775 So he's kind Mr. Dooley is he? 651 00:54:40,180 --> 00:54:41,448 Travel on, sweet Gulliver. 652 00:54:41,815 --> 00:54:45,985 So, did kind Mr. Dooley agree to escort you to Fortune 653 00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:48,288 before or after he robbed you? 654 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:51,658 Well, that's neither here nor there. 655 00:54:51,791 --> 00:54:57,300 But sir, I simply must protest. Burning books is a sin. 656 00:54:57,464 --> 00:55:03,200 So is stealing. It looks like you and us got something in common. 657 00:55:03,336 --> 00:55:08,141 We all been swindled by kind Mr. Dooley here. 658 00:55:08,274 --> 00:55:12,120 Looks like he stole all your money and your belongings 659 00:55:12,979 --> 00:55:18,651 - just like he stole our horse. - Your horse? Mr. Dooley! 660 00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:22,355 I trusted you. 661 00:55:24,157 --> 00:55:27,600 I take you in. You didn't have nothing. 662 00:55:27,394 --> 00:55:30,230 You eat my food, drank my whiskey. 663 00:55:30,397 --> 00:55:33,633 I took you under my wing and trained you. 664 00:55:34,234 --> 00:55:38,505 I treated you like the son I never had. What do I get in return? 665 00:55:38,838 --> 00:55:43,543 What's my thanks? A stab in the back. Look at me, coward! 666 00:55:48,581 --> 00:55:49,683 "Et tu Brute". 667 00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:52,318 What? 668 00:55:55,388 --> 00:55:59,926 "Et tu Brute", it's a Latin phrase made infamous... 669 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,563 when Julius Caesar recognized his trusted friend Brutus 670 00:56:03,897 --> 00:56:08,234 as one of his assassins. It's the most legendary betrayal. 671 00:56:08,601 --> 00:56:11,438 You may recognize the phrase from the Shakespeare play. 672 00:56:11,604 --> 00:56:15,575 You know, uh, Julius Caesar, I was reminded of it when you said that. 673 00:56:15,742 --> 00:56:16,743 - Shut... - Shut up! 674 00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:20,513 Alright, shutting up. 675 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,216 But just one thing, if I may, just one more thing. 676 00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:26,920 You see, I've gotten to know Mr. Dooley fairly well 677 00:56:27,870 --> 00:56:28,254 over our time together. 678 00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:31,591 And I find him to be a man of absolute integrity. 679 00:56:31,758 --> 00:56:34,127 So I'm certain if he stole your horse, 680 00:56:34,527 --> 00:56:36,896 he had a very good reason in doing so. 681 00:56:37,630 --> 00:56:39,650 And, and you all know what Hippocrates said. 682 00:56:39,199 --> 00:56:41,534 He don't know now. Now, will you shut?! 683 00:56:41,935 --> 00:56:44,270 Of course I do. What do I look like an idiot? 684 00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:47,400 "Desperate times calls for desperate shit". 685 00:56:48,241 --> 00:56:52,479 Wow. Wow. Oh yes, Mr. Snake. 686 00:56:52,645 --> 00:56:55,615 Excellent. Very good. Almost. 687 00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:00,820 And I'm sure Mr. Dooley was in very desperate straits indeed. 688 00:57:00,987 --> 00:57:05,558 When he made the ill conceived decision to abscond with your horse. 689 00:57:06,259 --> 00:57:10,960 Now as one learned man to another. 690 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:14,300 I've got the perfect solution to our little dilemma. 691 00:57:14,801 --> 00:57:18,938 Why don't you just take your beautiful horse back 692 00:57:19,105 --> 00:57:23,677 and all the cash for your troubles and go on your merry way. 693 00:57:23,843 --> 00:57:27,447 - No harm, no foul. - Just like that? 694 00:57:28,810 --> 00:57:29,149 Just like that. 695 00:57:30,183 --> 00:57:34,154 Well, it sounds kind of nice and civilized. 696 00:57:34,821 --> 00:57:38,925 You see, Mr. Dooley, when cool heads prevail... 697 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:43,129 There's one problem. If we do it like you say, 698 00:57:43,296 --> 00:57:48,468 I won't get the satisfaction of seeing kind Mr. Dooley's brain 699 00:57:48,635 --> 00:57:50,837 splattered against that rock right there. 700 00:57:51,171 --> 00:57:54,400 Now watch and learn teacher, 'cause you're next. 701 00:57:55,410 --> 00:58:01,815 - I'll see you soon, mama. - No. Oh, no. No. Oh, no! 702 00:58:02,982 --> 00:58:05,719 - Leave his books alone. - Oh, no, no!! 703 00:58:25,710 --> 00:58:27,374 Dooley, behind you! 704 01:00:20,653 --> 01:00:23,623 Mr. Dooley... Mr. Dooley. 705 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:30,530 Oh, no. Mr. Do.. Mr. Dooley, Mr. Dooley. 706 01:00:31,297 --> 01:00:33,366 Oh my God! Mr. Dooley! 707 01:00:34,367 --> 01:00:41,174 No, oh Lord, oh no, forgive me. It was all my fault. Oh God, I do apologize. 708 01:00:41,307 --> 01:00:42,509 Oh Lord, forgive me! 709 01:00:50,283 --> 01:00:52,352 Out, out, brief candle. 710 01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:59,693 Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player. 711 01:01:00,493 --> 01:01:03,496 That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, 712 01:01:04,230 --> 01:01:07,133 and then is heard no more... 713 01:01:09,903 --> 01:01:15,875 It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. 714 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:18,812 Signifying nothing. 715 01:01:21,581 --> 01:01:25,852 Mr. Dooley. Praise the Lord. You are alive. Thank goodness! 716 01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:28,540 - Are you alright? - Yeah. Yeah. Get off of me. 717 01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:29,322 Alright. 718 01:01:30,724 --> 01:01:33,893 - Oh, God, oh! - Be careful... 719 01:01:34,270 --> 01:01:37,300 Don't put any weight on it. Mr. Dooley, sir. 720 01:01:43,703 --> 01:01:45,171 Is he is... is he, he dead? 721 01:01:46,106 --> 01:01:50,543 - Yeah. It would appear so. - Check, Make sure. 722 01:01:50,944 --> 01:01:56,216 Mr. Dooley, I suppose his companion Charlie is run off. 723 01:01:58,418 --> 01:02:02,255 He's got a hole in his forehead, the size of a gold sovereign. 724 01:02:02,956 --> 01:02:05,859 Oh, no, no. 725 01:02:08,261 --> 01:02:12,766 Well, I guess this makes number 20 for you. 726 01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:24,577 Now look, we must regain our focus. 727 01:02:24,911 --> 01:02:27,313 I really must attend to your wounds, sir. 728 01:02:29,482 --> 01:02:33,860 Oh my God! It's gone right through. Oh, no help! 729 01:02:33,253 --> 01:02:35,989 Who the hell are you yelling for? 730 01:02:36,956 --> 01:02:39,459 We must get you to a physician, Mr. Dooley. 731 01:02:39,993 --> 01:02:41,561 You just need to heat up a blade, 732 01:02:41,728 --> 01:02:44,931 and singe the holes and wrap it up real tight. 733 01:02:47,967 --> 01:02:50,236 I can't believe he's really, he's... 734 01:02:51,237 --> 01:02:53,573 he's really dead? 735 01:03:07,954 --> 01:03:14,928 You, you... you crazy old fool. This is all your fault. 736 01:03:15,295 --> 01:03:17,597 You couldn't keep quiet, could you? 737 01:03:17,964 --> 01:03:21,334 I could handle this situation like I always done... 738 01:03:22,802 --> 01:03:26,139 ... but no, you and your damn talking, and your damn books. 739 01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:28,410 I shoulda let those books burn. 740 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:31,878 But no, you had me all convinced it was so important... 741 01:03:32,450 --> 01:03:35,148 He'd still be alive right now if it wasn't for you. 742 01:03:35,815 --> 01:03:38,180 All they wanted was their damn horse back. 743 01:03:39,552 --> 01:03:41,521 Begging the gentleman's pardon. 744 01:03:41,855 --> 01:03:44,858 But it would appear that they wanted a little more 745 01:03:44,991 --> 01:03:47,160 than just their horse back. I mean, Mr. Snake, 746 01:03:47,327 --> 01:03:49,229 he didn't seem to be satisfied with anything 747 01:03:49,396 --> 01:03:52,399 other than our brains splattered all over this rock. 748 01:03:52,565 --> 01:03:55,835 Bullshit. You don't know nothing old man. 749 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,705 I've been in a million jams like this before. 750 01:03:58,905 --> 01:04:01,207 A million times when it seemed like it was curtains. 751 01:04:01,808 --> 01:04:05,745 And I got out of it every time without never having to kill nobody. 752 01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:18,758 Oh, my... Mr. Dooley. You've never killed anyone before. Have you? 753 01:04:19,559 --> 01:04:20,560 Shut up. 754 01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:24,330 Certainly nothing to be ashamed of, sir. 755 01:04:25,498 --> 01:04:28,435 Whatever you are feeling is entirely normal. 756 01:04:29,235 --> 01:04:33,730 I mean, taking a human life is very profound. 757 01:04:33,239 --> 01:04:37,911 And I'm so sorry that my singular preoccupation over my books 758 01:04:38,780 --> 01:04:43,830 created this chain reaction that led to a man to lose his life. 759 01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:49,556 And for this, I'm truly repentant. But you were right, you know? 760 01:04:49,956 --> 01:04:55,261 Circumstances as they presented themselves required decisive action. 761 01:04:55,428 --> 01:04:59,699 I mean, never in a million years would've I expected myself 762 01:04:59,899 --> 01:05:06,606 to shoot at another human being. I mean, and yet here we are. 763 01:05:07,607 --> 01:05:09,943 I could have talked our way out of here. 764 01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:13,980 Impossible. No, you did the only thing, that could been done 765 01:05:14,147 --> 01:05:17,450 to save our lives. And you fought valiantly, sir. 766 01:05:17,617 --> 01:05:22,422 You, you risked your life and saved our very souls. 767 01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:25,458 Don't feel nothing like I thought it would... 768 01:05:28,795 --> 01:05:29,896 killing a man. 769 01:05:31,798 --> 01:05:35,935 Even though, even though he lived the life of a villain, 770 01:05:38,672 --> 01:05:40,940 and even though he definitely had it coming. 771 01:05:42,442 --> 01:05:47,180 Somehow... being the one who done did him in... 772 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:51,418 it just, just feels wrong. 773 01:05:53,119 --> 01:05:56,656 It's all right. It's because you are a compassionate man. 774 01:05:56,823 --> 01:06:01,928 So a man of introspection, that's an admirable trait. 775 01:06:02,962 --> 01:06:06,599 But please remember it was self-defense. 776 01:06:06,766 --> 01:06:09,202 - I mean, you said so. - I said a lot of things. 777 01:06:16,643 --> 01:06:17,844 I guess you were right, teach... 778 01:06:21,147 --> 01:06:25,285 - Killing is for cowards. - No, not at all. Mr. Dooley. 779 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:30,690 It was very brave what you did. You saved us all. 780 01:06:31,558 --> 01:06:37,300 And these voices and these books will now be heard. 781 01:06:37,330 --> 01:06:40,500 They'll be allowed to inspire new generations. 782 01:06:41,368 --> 01:06:45,538 No telling the benefits of this new land will get from that. 783 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:51,440 And that's because of you. And I speak on behalf of everyone here: 784 01:06:51,211 --> 01:06:55,815 Mr. Shakespeare, Mr. Keats, Mr. Melville, the Brontes. 785 01:06:57,830 --> 01:07:04,190 I speak for them all. And I say a heartfelt thank you! 786 01:07:30,583 --> 01:07:33,219 Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. 787 01:07:33,386 --> 01:07:37,123 He leadeth me beside still waters. He restoreth my soul. 788 01:07:37,290 --> 01:07:40,600 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 789 01:07:40,226 --> 01:07:43,129 I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; 790 01:07:43,763 --> 01:07:47,434 and I shall dwell in the house of the lord forever. Amen. 791 01:07:48,935 --> 01:07:50,700 Amen. 792 01:07:54,741 --> 01:07:56,776 Wait, where do you think you're going? 793 01:07:59,779 --> 01:08:02,982 - The Fortune. Where the hell else? - In your condition? 794 01:08:03,149 --> 01:08:06,219 No, no, no. That's impossible. You must rest here. 795 01:08:06,419 --> 01:08:09,550 I'll go and summon help from somewhere. 796 01:08:09,255 --> 01:08:12,425 Bullshit. I promised I'd get you to Fortune 797 01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:13,893 in time for tomorrow morning's bell. 798 01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:15,428 And that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 799 01:08:16,296 --> 01:08:19,132 You don't think after all this I'd let you off from agreement? Do ya? 800 01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:22,602 - Well... - Without my money? 801 01:08:22,969 --> 01:08:24,404 Yes, of course. 802 01:08:25,105 --> 01:08:27,307 Listen, if we're gonna make it there in time without having a horse, 803 01:08:28,441 --> 01:08:30,477 we're gonna have to walk all damn day and straight through the night. 804 01:08:30,643 --> 01:08:31,811 You think you can handle that old man? 805 01:08:32,979 --> 01:08:35,982 - I believe I can. - Good. 806 01:08:38,351 --> 01:08:42,155 Well, let's get one thing straight from here on out, 807 01:08:43,623 --> 01:08:46,292 it'll be no more talking. Okay? 808 01:08:46,993 --> 01:08:49,496 Understand? Now that I killed one man, 809 01:08:50,597 --> 01:08:52,632 making it two, don't make no difference. 810 01:08:53,633 --> 01:08:57,203 Understood. But at least let me carry the books. 811 01:08:57,671 --> 01:08:58,838 You'll slow us down. 812 01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:04,444 You are the one who's been shot in the leg. 813 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:07,514 Mr. Dooley... 814 01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:39,933 Right on time, Mr. Dooley. You are indeed a man of your word. 815 01:11:40,633 --> 01:11:46,506 I can't thank you enough. And now, uh, about our business arrangements. 816 01:11:47,207 --> 01:11:49,420 I'm certain that by this evening, 817 01:11:49,442 --> 01:11:52,120 all pertinent paperwork will be signed 818 01:11:52,345 --> 01:11:55,150 and I'll be able to settle my debt with you. 819 01:11:56,649 --> 01:11:58,318 And I ain't staying around till this evening. 820 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,521 You didn't think I'd be hanging around this shithole 821 01:12:01,688 --> 01:12:03,556 any longer than I needed to? Did you? 822 01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:10,497 No. I suppose not. No. But the money, sir. 823 01:12:10,697 --> 01:12:12,532 It surely it won't be released until... 824 01:12:12,699 --> 01:12:17,404 - Ah, keep your damn money. - What? Mr. Dooley? 825 01:12:17,570 --> 01:12:21,241 That's, that's very generous of you. But unthinkable. 826 01:12:21,408 --> 01:12:27,380 - No, a bargain is a bargain. - It is your money for your new job. 827 01:12:28,381 --> 01:12:32,686 - I'll be fine without it. - But what are you going to do now? 828 01:12:37,570 --> 01:12:38,224 Don't matter. 829 01:12:38,892 --> 01:12:42,328 Well, I'm sorry, but it matters to me. 830 01:12:44,197 --> 01:12:49,903 Teach, the quicker you just forget about me, the better. All right? 831 01:12:50,904 --> 01:12:54,708 I mean, ain't you figured it out yet? I'm bad news. 832 01:12:55,175 --> 01:12:58,411 Some folks is... It's just this, it's just, just born this way. 833 01:12:58,745 --> 01:13:02,515 - Mr. Dooley, you have a heart of gold. - Don't start using them twisty words 834 01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:04,117 to try and convince me that it ain't true. 835 01:13:04,284 --> 01:13:08,421 I know what I am, but don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 836 01:13:09,556 --> 01:13:10,690 I always am. 837 01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:27,907 At least take this... for your journey. Please. 838 01:13:28,441 --> 01:13:29,376 Teach... 839 01:13:31,811 --> 01:13:33,313 I can't read. 840 01:13:36,316 --> 01:13:37,484 I know that. 841 01:13:37,984 --> 01:13:39,919 But this is for when you can. 842 01:13:59,572 --> 01:14:00,674 Well... 843 01:14:01,975 --> 01:14:02,942 Thanks. 844 01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:09,649 Now go teach them kids. Give 'em a future and all that. 845 01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:19,826 Thank you... Mr. Dooley. 846 01:14:44,117 --> 01:14:49,489 So last week we covered the Louisiana purchase, 847 01:14:49,656 --> 01:14:53,293 which was when the territory of Louisiana 848 01:14:53,493 --> 01:14:57,230 was purchased by the United States from the French. 849 01:14:57,731 --> 01:14:58,965 And that was when? 850 01:14:59,999 --> 01:15:01,000 Anybody. 851 01:15:02,969 --> 01:15:04,237 Anybody? 852 01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:08,208 1803. Okay. 853 01:15:08,541 --> 01:15:12,379 But today we're gonna talk about when two very special gentlemen 854 01:15:12,512 --> 01:15:15,515 were hired to explore that new territory. 855 01:15:15,682 --> 01:15:20,530 Their names were Meriwether Lewis and William Clark. 856 01:15:20,854 --> 01:15:25,925 And their mission was called "The Corps of Discovery Expedition". 857 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,434 Greetings, Madam! 858 01:15:39,873 --> 01:15:42,942 Out! Go away! There's no panhandling in here. 859 01:15:43,376 --> 01:15:45,178 Quick children hide under your desk. 860 01:15:47,547 --> 01:15:49,449 I beg your pardon, Ma'am. But you see, I'm... 861 01:15:49,582 --> 01:15:51,217 A bum and a drunk 862 01:15:51,418 --> 01:15:54,621 and I will not have you corrupt his sacred house of learning. 863 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:58,725 Ethan, please jump out that window and run and fetch the Sheriff. Hurry! 864 01:15:58,892 --> 01:16:00,560 - Yes, Ma'am. - No, No, no. 865 01:16:00,927 --> 01:16:04,970 That won't be necessary. You see Madam... 866 01:16:05,198 --> 01:16:10,570 - I'm the new school master. - Don't be ridiculous. 867 01:16:11,371 --> 01:16:15,575 - The new school master is Mr. Cecil... - Peachtree. 868 01:16:16,209 --> 01:16:21,414 Cecil Peachtree, London, England, at your service Madam. 869 01:16:23,983 --> 01:16:27,454 Oh yes. I know. I must look quite a fright, 870 01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:31,324 but it's been the most exhausting and unusual journey 871 01:16:31,491 --> 01:16:34,940 to get here in time for this morning's bell. 872 01:16:34,294 --> 01:16:38,264 But me and the other ladies from the cultural community center, 873 01:16:38,398 --> 01:16:41,434 we were to pick up Mr. Peachtree on Friday, 874 01:16:41,601 --> 01:16:44,300 and we waited for him on the train platform. 875 01:16:44,170 --> 01:16:51,110 Yes. well, about that. You see, I unfortunately missed the last train, 876 01:16:51,678 --> 01:16:56,249 and I ended up taking the more scenic route. 877 01:16:56,816 --> 01:17:01,154 But listen, I did bring some of my wares with me. 878 01:17:03,356 --> 01:17:08,940 Well, they're a little singed around the edges. Ah, oh good. 879 01:17:09,950 --> 01:17:13,330 But I think yes, they're not too worse for wear. 880 01:17:17,303 --> 01:17:21,174 It's you, it's really you. 881 01:17:22,175 --> 01:17:25,979 Mr. Peachtree, I am Miss Eloise Maybel. 882 01:17:26,146 --> 01:17:28,715 And on behalf of the Ladies School Committee... 883 01:17:29,582 --> 01:17:32,719 I want to welcome you to the City of Fortune. 884 01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:36,356 Children, Children, let's give Mr. Peachtree a warm welcome. 885 01:17:36,723 --> 01:17:42,280 - Hello Mr. Peachtree. - Oh, hello everyone. Good morning. 886 01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:48,868 I can't tell you how happy I am to have finally arrived, in one piece. 887 01:17:49,536 --> 01:17:51,705 Oh, you must be positively dog tired. 888 01:17:51,871 --> 01:17:55,508 Shall we get you situated and you can begin your lessons tomorrow? 889 01:17:55,675 --> 01:17:59,346 Oh, heavens no. No. I could be situated any time. 890 01:17:59,446 --> 01:18:04,351 But with your permission, I think I would just like to dive in. 891 01:18:06,190 --> 01:18:08,288 - Oh, yes. Okay. - Thank you. 892 01:18:08,455 --> 01:18:13,293 I'll just run over to, Ms. Annie's boarding house 893 01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:15,280 and I'll get your room freshened up 894 01:18:15,128 --> 01:18:16,963 and ready for when you're done for the day. 895 01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:24,700 - Splendid. Thank you, Miss Mabel. - Thank you, Mr. Peachtree. 896 01:18:30,543 --> 01:18:32,379 Well, let's start again, shall we? 897 01:18:32,645 --> 01:18:39,419 Now I'd like to start off by telling you about my greatest passion, 898 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:42,880 it's reading. 899 01:18:43,323 --> 01:18:47,494 You know, books, books can take us anywhere, 900 01:18:50,163 --> 01:18:51,464 on any adventure 901 01:18:51,898 --> 01:18:59,720 in any era... be it the past, the present, or far, far... 902 01:20:08,508 --> 01:20:11,344 Jedidiah Dooley... Here!