1 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,719 2 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:24,524 Your usual. 3 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,993 With ghost peppers and extra sriracha. 4 00:00:27,930 --> 00:00:29,629 Hooray! My hot, hot dog. 5 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:31,798 [head whistles] 6 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,701 [burps, panting] 7 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,469 Milk will put out that fire. 8 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,570 [slurps] 9 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:38,672 [sighs] 10 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,173 See you again tomorrow. 11 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,108 [laughs] 12 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,777 [pants] Give it! 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,211 Let go! 14 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,482 Oh, great! Thanks a lot. 15 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:51,151 Look what you did! 16 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:53,586 [grunts] You were the one pulling. 17 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,321 This is your fault. 18 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,900 [scoffs] Well, it's broken now. 19 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,191 I don't want it. 20 00:00:58,291 --> 00:00:59,592 [scoffs] Just leave it. 21 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,628 -It's ruined. -[approaching thuds] 22 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,290 [hot dog vendor] Huh? Whoa! 23 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:06,466 Oh, what on Earth? [screams] 24 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:22,480 Citizens of New York, surrender! 25 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,817 For we have… 26 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,553 -[mumbling, indistinct] -[bystander 1] All I'm hearing is mumbles. 27 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:29,189 -[bystander 2] I don't hear anything. -[bystander 3] I can't hear anything! 28 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:30,924 -What's he saying? -[bystanders clamoring] 29 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:37,197 Now, bow before your new overlords, Red Skull and Hydra! 30 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,633 Uh, sorry! Uh, we couldn't hear you down here! 31 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,235 What'd you say your name was? 32 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:45,138 I am the Red Skull! 33 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,773 Ooh, isn't it obvious? 34 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:49,676 From the red? And the skull? 35 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,579 My skull, look, it's red. Red Skull! 36 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,914 What? Louder! 37 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,950 We can't hear you! 38 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:58,385 Quickly, the megaphone. 39 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,887 -[grunts] -Ow! 40 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,323 Not for throwing. 41 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,125 For talking, dummkopf. 42 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:06,359 Ah! Never mind! 43 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,328 -[beeping] -Attack! 44 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:12,132 -[lasers firing] -[bystanders screaming] 45 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,236 [cackles] 46 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:21,241 I am Red Skull! And this city is now mine. 47 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:22,842 Your newspapers are mine. 48 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,611 Your phones are mine. 49 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,846 Your hot dogs are mine! 50 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,615 [cackles] 51 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:32,919 [groans] 52 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,988 You put ghost peppers on this. 53 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,123 What is wrong with you people? 54 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,258 [pants] Water! 55 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,592 Water! 56 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,961 -Ooh, boss. Water will just make it worse. -[panting] 57 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,129 Milk then! 58 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:45,632 Someone blew up the milk truck. 59 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,735 [fire crackling] 60 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,470 -[grunts] -[groans] 61 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:51,971 Attack again! 62 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,774 -[explosions] -[bystanders screaming] 63 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:58,445 Ah, the sweet sound of victory. 64 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,747 -[Hulk roars] -Huh? What is that? 65 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:03,783 Oof! Ooh. 66 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,752 [laughs, grunts] 67 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,421 [roars] 68 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:13,259 Again with the Hydra? 69 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:15,528 Uh, Tony, can we liven it up? 70 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:17,364 F.R.I.D.A.Y., drop a beat. 71 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:18,465 ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 72 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,666 Yes! [gasps] 73 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,401 This is Mjolnir's favorite song. 74 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:22,502 ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 75 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,839 ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 76 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:29,709 [Iron Man] I don't think so, Hydra. 77 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:36,416 ♪ My, my, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say, "Oh, my Lord ♪ 78 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,218 ♪ Thank you for blessing me" ♪ 79 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:42,255 [roars, grunting] 80 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:45,859 [grunting, roaring] 81 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:48,795 Nice shield, Cap. 82 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:50,830 You too, Cap. 83 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:54,334 [background vocalizing] 84 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:57,871 ♪ Stop, Hammer time! ♪ 85 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,506 ♪ "Go with the flow", it is said ♪ 86 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,741 ♪ If you can't groove to this Then you probably are dead ♪ 87 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:03,843 You go low. I'll go high. [grunts] 88 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,579 -[grunts] -[Thor chuckles] 89 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,482 I used to do all the moves to this song. 90 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,218 -Wait, wait, wait. You dance? -But of course. 91 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,921 Who do you think created the Electric Slide? 92 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,890 ♪ You can't touch this ♪ 93 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,958 -[music stops] -Less dance. More smash! 94 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:20,527 [grunts] 95 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,362 Oh, these Avengers! 96 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:25,298 Always assembling here, assembling there. 97 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,300 Assemble, assemble, assemble. 98 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:29,502 Oh, no, you don't. 99 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,442 I'm here, Natasha! 100 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,776 [gasps] Dad? 101 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,345 [grunts] 102 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:39,846 Don't worry, Natasha. 103 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,315 [sighs] What are you doing here? 104 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,750 You haven't called me. 105 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,219 I figured you need me to protect you. 106 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,988 So, Red Guardian is here. 107 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,491 -[grunts] -[groans] I don't need your help! 108 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:54,928 Wait! Wait for your papa! 109 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:56,796 [Black Widow grunts] 110 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:03,403 ♪ The itsy-bitsy spider Crawled up the waterspout ♪ 111 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,106 You are the spider! Crawling! 112 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,875 Only it's not a waterspout! 113 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,410 Get it? [laughs] 114 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:14,114 [sighs] He's dad-splaining his own dad joke. 115 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:15,982 [grunts] 116 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:19,119 [screams] 117 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,880 You think you can defeat me? 118 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,656 -[Black Widow grunts] -[grunts] 119 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,292 I think I already did. 120 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:31,398 -Found you, little Tasha. -[sighs] Please don't call me that, Dad. 121 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,334 Dad? You used to call me Papa. 122 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,200 Now you call me Dad? 123 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:38,400 [sighs] It is a strange word. 124 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:39,606 Dad. 125 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,207 Listen to me say it. 126 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,743 [slowly] Dad. 127 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,615 -Can we not do this right now? -[jetpack powers up] 128 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,484 [screams] Auf Wiedersehen, fools. 129 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,585 [groaning] Dad. 130 00:05:56,589 --> 00:06:00,326 They may have taken this day, but in the end, 131 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:03,496 I will gain the upper ha-- [shrieks] 132 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,398 [whimpering] 133 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:11,204 Red Skull gave us the slip, but I had him. 134 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,540 -Until-- -[slurps] Mmm. 135 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,275 -Some fun, yes? -[sighs] 136 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,511 You climbing and fighting. Me chasing. 137 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:20,180 Just like the old days. 138 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,949 Remember the song we used to sing at bath time? 139 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:27,870 ♪ Tisha, Tasha Time for a washa ♪ 140 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:30,423 ♪ Splisha and splasha In the batha ♪ 141 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,826 -Dad! -Why so unhappy? 142 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:34,994 So Red Skull ran away. 143 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:36,763 We'll get him next time. 144 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,399 They should call him Red Skulk. 145 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:42,969 Because he is so good at skulking away. 146 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,237 [laughs] 147 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:47,407 Ah, little Tasha loves my corny jokes. 148 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,409 -[slurps] -[Thor thuds, laughs] 149 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:53,880 Oh, knocking down all these Hydra goons has given me a need. 150 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,950 A need for knocking some pins down! 151 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,618 [Avengers] Bowling night! 152 00:06:58,718 --> 00:06:59,719 Bowling? 153 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,220 [laughs] I love bowling! 154 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,323 Dad, no. 155 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,359 It's an Avengers bowling night. You're not an Avenger. 156 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,862 These are my friends. Not yours. 157 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:12,332 Under no circumstances whatsoever in a million years 158 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,234 are you coming bowling with us. 159 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:15,802 [Avengers cheer] 160 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:16,870 -You did it! -Got 'em all. 161 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,720 -There you go! -Finally, I've got some competition. 162 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:23,343 Thor, buddy! Always fashionably late. 163 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,411 Uh-oh. 164 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:25,945 [stammers] I overdressed. 165 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:27,213 [sighs] Better change. 166 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,548 -[thunderclap] -No. 167 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,883 -[thunderclap] -No. 168 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,317 -[thunderclap] -[imitates frog] 169 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,386 -[thunderclap] -[sighs] Nice. 170 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:39,250 Wow. Natasha, this place has everything. 171 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:42,829 [chuckles] We know who's going to win. 172 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,131 Natasha always crushes us. 173 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,966 Six times in a row. 174 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:50,236 But maybe tonight we crown a new champ. 175 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:53,673 Aw, it's so sweet when you guys are delusional. 176 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,342 -[Avengers laugh] -Yeah, right. 177 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,344 -[laughs] -[clattering] 178 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,982 [upbeat synth rock playing] 179 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:07,620 [sighs] Come on, Rollnir. We can do this. 180 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,722 [grunts] 181 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,191 -[Avengers cheer] -Yes! 182 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,426 [chuckling] Yeah, Thor! All right. 183 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,800 Man, I am good. 184 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:29,609 But we knew that already. 185 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,277 Out of the way, Tony. 186 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:33,913 Come on, Hulk. 187 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:36,249 Don't throw it this time! 188 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,818 [strains, grunts] 189 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:39,953 -What? -Huh? 190 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:42,989 [giggles] 191 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,325 -[pins clattering] -Yes! Strike! 192 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,330 Oh, man. Nat only needs one more pin. 193 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,332 Oh, look at that. I'm up next. 194 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,867 With a chance to win. 195 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,835 [chuckles] Pardon me. 196 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,875 [breathes heavily] 197 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,110 Uh, that ball looks heavy. 198 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:06,746 I don't want you to get hurt. 199 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:09,820 Maybe you should try a different one. 200 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:10,717 Dad. 201 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,419 And focus. 202 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:15,488 Block out all distractions and focus. 203 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:18,525 Dad, back up. Please. 204 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,995 [inhales deeply, blows] 205 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,466 -Block out distractions! -[grunts, stammers] 206 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,340 Oopsie. You see? 207 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,841 The ball was heavy. 208 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,242 But that's okay. 209 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,711 You can try again! 210 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,113 -[laughs] -Oh, boy. 211 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:44,884 Little Natasha, don't be sad. And don't give up. 212 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,219 You'll get it next time. 213 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:49,220 And your papa can be here to help you. 214 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,156 Right behind you. 215 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,625 Right there with you all the time. 216 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:56,290 [laughs] Oh, my baby girl. Always being so-- 217 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,898 Dad, stop it! Stop pretending to be an Avenger! 218 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:02,200 Stop hovering over me all the time and getting in my way! 219 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,373 I-I-- I'm sorry. 220 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,800 Let me make it up to you. 221 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:12,278 Uh, this weekend, you and your papa can both make pancakes together. 222 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,748 [stammers] Just like when you were little, huh? 223 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,751 I am not a little kid anymore. 224 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,563 Hmm. That anger's gonna eat her up. 225 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:38,238 I can explain how to build a quantum field Ping-Pong table, 226 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,907 but I can't explain how dads work. 227 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:45,679 'Cause my pops was both my biggest fan and the biggest pain in my iron butt. 228 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,380 You wanna talk about it? 229 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,250 Your angry death glare says, "Go away." 230 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,153 But you know talking about it will make you feel better. 231 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:56,890 My angry death glare doesn't work anymore? 232 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,425 Oh, no. It's still a great angry death glare. 233 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,859 Very scary. 234 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,290 We're friends, Nat. You can tell me what's going on. 235 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,364 [sighs] 236 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,000 I shouldn't have yelled at him. 237 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:09,969 But he keeps telling me what to do, how to do it. 238 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,373 Treating me like a little kid. It just makes me so angry. 239 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,942 It's not always easy to see where they're coming from. 240 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,278 I never understood that about my dad. 241 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,914 At least not until after he was gone. 242 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,840 [sighs] I didn't mean to blow up at him. 243 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,786 But he has to realize I'm grown-up now. 244 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,189 Maybe you need to tell him that. 245 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:39,999 [sighs] 246 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:46,390 [sighs] Why did you have to grow up? 247 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,274 Things were easier then. 248 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,412 Ah, yes. I could use a hug. 249 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,314 Wait a minute. What is this? 250 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,250 [grunting] 251 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,719 [straining] Someone! Anyone! 252 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:00,787 I can't-- 253 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,323 Natasha! 254 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,910 Dad. Dad! 255 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,494 We need to-- Dad? 256 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,299 Dad? 257 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,537 Dad! 258 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,608 Sorry, how did we get on the subject of Santa Claus? 259 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,411 Ah, yes. The legend of Kris Kringle. 260 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,946 One of my father's favorite bedtime tales. 261 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:31,451 Putting tiny little swords and axes under the pillows of all the children of Asgard. 262 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:36,289 Whoa! Yeah, well, Steve over here still believes in Santa. 263 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,625 I might still hold a candle. [chuckles] 264 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:41,270 Please tell me you still leave out milk and cookies. 265 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,496 Let me get this straight. We have a Norse god, 266 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,633 a man whose heart powers his armor suit, a giant green man, 267 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,301 but Santa is the reach? 268 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,703 That's the bridge too far? 269 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,805 [grunts] 270 00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,608 -Isn't that against the rules? -Nope. 271 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,177 Something happened to my dad. 272 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,460 I-I found his phone on the floor, but there's no sign of him. 273 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,549 Tower security didn't log Red Guardian leaving. 274 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,751 But it did just log someone arriving. 275 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:08,121 Red Guardian did not leave. He was taken. 276 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,522 T'Challa? 277 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,624 Apologies for my unannounced arrival. 278 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,793 But I fear my most recent investigation 279 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,262 may be connected with Black Widow's father. 280 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,232 I was pursuing the villain known as Red Ghost. 281 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,871 Here to stop me, Black Panther? 282 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,740 [laughs] Another game of cat and mouse, is it? 283 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,710 Except this time, there is no mouse. 284 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,513 There is only I, the Red Ghost. 285 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,215 Drop the vibranium. 286 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,784 I have better idea. Hear me out. 287 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,320 -You run for your life. -[weapon powering up] 288 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,689 [laughs] 289 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,959 Oh. You were so close. 290 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,963 But no one gets the drop on the Red Ghost. 291 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,650 -[laughs] -[Black Panther grunts] 292 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:59,390 By the time he gets downstairs, I will be long gone. 293 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,874 -[window shatters] -What? 294 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,510 Are you serious? 295 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,247 [panting] 296 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,282 [panting] Huh? 297 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:14,587 [grunts, panting] No one gets the drop on-- 298 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,823 [screams] 299 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,798 [Black Panther] Red Ghost could not have escaped 300 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,500 under such mysterious circumstances. 301 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:31,400 And he would not have left the vibranium behind. Not willingly. 302 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:33,106 And you didn't see who got him? 303 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:37,777 No. But whoever or whatever took him left behind this. 304 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:42,480 The material is technologically beyond anything that we have seen on Earth. 305 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,551 Red Ghost disappeared, so did Red Guardian. 306 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,986 And no one's seen any sign of Red Skull. 307 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:48,988 Weird coincidence. 308 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,758 -[beeps] -I have discovered a peculiar commonality 309 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,793 beyond the three missing individuals. 310 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,195 -Observe. -Whoa! 311 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,130 Omega Red, Red Raven, 312 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,833 Red 9, Red Stone, Red Shift, 313 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,100 Red King? 314 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,803 So, what's the connection? 315 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,106 Hulk, they all have the word "red" in their names. 316 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,574 And they're all marked missing. 317 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,509 -Not all of them. -[beeps] 318 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,777 [Iron Man] Red She-Hulk? 319 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,613 The only superpowered individual with "red" in their name 320 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,480 who has not vanished. 321 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,510 Um… I might know where to find her. 322 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,421 Good. She might be our only lead to finding my dad. 323 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,690 [Red Guardian grunting] 324 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,625 -[punches landing] -[Red Ghost] Can you get out? 325 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:29,950 -[Red Skull grunts] No! -[grunts] 326 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,531 What is this? Where are we? 327 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,868 Ah, good. You're awake. 328 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,704 Red Ghost, Red Guardian, Red Skull. 329 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,373 It's nice to finally meet you in person. 330 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,900 And you've met my robots already. 331 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,744 Huh? 332 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,781 Broken? 333 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:48,882 Broken? 334 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:54,154 [sighs] Bumps you down from near mint to very fine. 335 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,900 -[grunts] Not worth keeping. -[device beeps] 336 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,360 Red Guardian. 337 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:05,131 Not exactly a spring chicken anymore, but I like the look of you. 338 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,330 Oh, thank you. 339 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,700 People think it's about exercise, but, uh… [chuckles] 340 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,773 …it really comes down to calories in, calories out. 341 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:18,111 Yes, you are in magnificent condition. 342 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:24,117 [laughing] 343 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,719 [grunting] 344 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:30,657 -[Red Skull] Stop! -[all screaming] 345 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,960 [hawk cries] 346 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,164 [Iron Man] Old West ghost town. Charming. Didn't know these were still around. 347 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:42,669 All right, guys. When we get to Red She-Hulk, let me do the talking. 348 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,905 Before today, I did not know there were other Hulks out there. 349 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,574 Are you close to Red She-Hulk? 350 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,275 She's my ex-girlfriend. 351 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,845 Sorry. She's your ex? 352 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,413 No, no, no. It's fine. 353 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,582 Betty and I ended things on good terms. 354 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,952 -[grunts] -[Iron Man] That good, huh? 355 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,287 Uh, looks like you missed me, Betts. [chuckles] 356 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,823 Maybe next time I won't, Bruce. 357 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,258 What are you doing here? 358 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,293 Well, um, uh-- 359 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,696 Well, the thing is-- [stammers] You look great, by the way. 360 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,898 Uh, that-- Um, well… 361 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,968 [sighs] You're starting to make me angry, Bruce. 362 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:16,536 Spit it out. [grunts] 363 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:25,110 Whatever. I'm on demo duty for my dad, so I'm gonna get back to smashing. 364 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,547 I'll go talk to her. 365 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,283 Do you want me to go with you? 366 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,419 -No. -Ah, that's probably a good idea. 367 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,622 Betty, people with the word "red" in their name are disappearing. 368 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:36,956 Possibly being taken. 369 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,491 What's that got to do with me? 370 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,260 Red She-Hulk? 371 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,861 -Red? -Yeah? 372 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,664 Well, nobody's disappearing me. 373 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,400 My dad is one of the ones missing. 374 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,673 Red Guardian. 375 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,344 He and I got into this big argument, and I blew up at him. 376 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,280 I'm going to find him, but-- [sighs] 377 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,649 Honestly, I'm still a little mad at him. 378 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,453 Look, it's not always easy to talk to your old man. 379 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,254 My dad can be a real hothead. 380 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,424 Always trying to boss me around. Telling me what to do. 381 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,360 No, my dad's different. 382 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:17,864 He's-- [stammers] He's supportive and positive and always around. 383 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,233 Then what's the problem? 384 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,470 Problem is he treats me like a little girl. 385 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,439 I'm not a kid anymore, and I don't think my dad can accept that. 386 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,409 Listen, you're not perfect. Neither is your dad. 387 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,344 You have to accept that he's human. 388 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,413 So what if he still sees you as a kid? 389 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,415 Why does that bother you so much? 390 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,784 [whooshing] 391 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,690 Are these with you? 392 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,959 -No. -[chuckles] Good. 393 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,128 Those would be mine. 394 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,163 Sorry they aren't in the best of shape. 395 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,330 [scoffs] Too scuffed up to be collectibles. 396 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,969 But they can do my dirty work. 397 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,204 [laughs, sighs] 398 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,374 What a magnificent hue. 399 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,778 You're the one responsible. Who are you? 400 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,613 And what did you do with my dad? 401 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:13,453 Oh, I'm just an extraordinary fellow who has it all, and it's still not enough. 402 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,256 I'm the Collector. 403 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,827 As for the other question, Red Guardian is now part 404 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:26,232 of the most magnificent collection in the known universe. 405 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,901 I want him back. Now. 406 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,303 [grunts, shouts] 407 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,138 [grunts] 408 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,941 I love the anger. 409 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,776 That is so mint. 410 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,547 Don't damage the red one, but the rest? Take 'em apart! 411 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,150 -[both grunt] -[Hulk grunts] 412 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,758 All righty then. 413 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,940 I'll crank up the juice and bring the pain. 414 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,362 [weapons hum] 415 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,999 [grunts] Ow. 416 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,170 Keep it busy. 417 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,739 I'm gonna try something. 418 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:10,110 [grunting, sighs] 419 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,344 That all you've got? 420 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,414 I've fought grandmas with tougher stuff than you. 421 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,816 [grunts] 422 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,252 [grunts, shouts] 423 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:24,900 Hey, Collector! 424 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,459 Nice look. Very alt-rock. 425 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:30,300 -How do you feel about heavy metal? -[thunder rumbling] 426 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,302 [grunts] Always fashionably late. 427 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,905 [grunting] 428 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,775 [grunts] 429 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:45,178 I'm gonna smash your ugly face. Then your ugly face! 430 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,148 And then-- Yikes, there are a lot of you. 431 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,216 [straining] 432 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,752 Don't worry, Betts! 433 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,421 I got ya-- [shouts] 434 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,755 [bricks clattering] 435 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,290 [sighs] Typical. 436 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,458 [grunts] 437 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,126 [laughs] 438 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,695 We need a plan. 439 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:06,332 Thor, call a lightning strike, aimed at this exact location. 440 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,201 But lightning? Right here? 441 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,360 Won't that vaporize us? 442 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,720 I mean, not me. I'd obviously be fine. 443 00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:13,673 But the rest of you? 444 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,943 -Now, Thor! -[grunts] 445 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:26,619 [chuckles] 446 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,754 Nice. 447 00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:28,822 [grunts] 448 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,991 Wait. They're gone? 449 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:35,595 And so is my only chance at finding my dad. 450 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,000 [beeps] 451 00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,303 No sign of the Collector on any of our scanners. 452 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,772 And nothing on the Wakandan channels as well. 453 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,273 Anyone have any ideas? 454 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,377 To find him, we need someone with special skills. 455 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:52,112 A tracker. 456 00:21:52,212 --> 00:21:54,114 Steve and I worked with him a while back. 457 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:56,483 Yep. S.H.I.E.L.D. file 268. 458 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,817 He can find anyone. 459 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,986 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no. 460 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:03,230 No, not that guy. Anyone but that guy. 461 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:04,591 He's the best at what he does. 462 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,160 And what he does isn't very nice. 463 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,166 -[sizzling] -[snikt] 464 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:14,234 [Black Widow] Wolverine. 465 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:19,606 [groans] Guess I'm not gonna get to eat my lunch. 466 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,512 [sniffs, groans] 467 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,680 Stay on this heading. 468 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:30,550 You can track the Collector from this high up, at this distance? 469 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,385 My nose doesn't lie. 470 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:37,230 Collector might be untraceable, but Red She-Hulk leaves a scent. 471 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,459 I can smell a Hulk from a mile away. 472 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,261 -[growls] -What? 473 00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:44,898 Maybe try smashing a deodorant factory once in a while. 474 00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:48,535 [sniffs] Take us down here. This is it. 475 00:22:58,278 --> 00:22:59,279 [sniffs] 476 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:00,880 Over here. 477 00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:05,985 [sniffs] 478 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:07,754 Do you have a lock on my dad? 479 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,523 [sniffs] Picking up multiple scents. 480 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:11,825 Red She-Hulk and-- 481 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:13,660 [sniffs] Wait a second-- 482 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,495 [sniffs] Red Skull? 483 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:19,332 The plan is to free everyone from the Collector. Everyone. 484 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,369 You didn't say anything about saving villains. 485 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:27,273 For all I care, the Collector can keep the Red Ghost and Red Skull and… 486 00:23:27,374 --> 00:23:29,420 [sniffs, grunts] 487 00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:30,410 Omega Red? 488 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,412 -You know him? -[grunts] 489 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,647 Omega Red is the worst. 490 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,117 He just sucks the life out of you. 491 00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:38,618 Just get us to the Collector. 492 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,553 [groans] Follow me. 493 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:45,825 The place is called Mom's Diner. That's just adorable. 494 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,761 It's probably a death trap. 495 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,662 Can't be worse than where you get your hair cut. 496 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:50,764 [groans] 497 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,166 -[bell dings] -Scent ends here. 498 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,571 Spread out. 499 00:23:58,672 --> 00:24:00,674 Look for a hidden door or exit. 500 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,925 -Anybody want lemonade? -[clicks] 501 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,660 Collector'll be down there, 502 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,567 in Mom's basement. 503 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:34,274 [Iron Man] Definitely doesn't look like Earth tech. 504 00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:36,943 Hmm. I don't see any way down. 505 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,247 [Iron Man] That's convenient. And ominous. 506 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,286 My scanners have picked up a hidden passageway 507 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:48,388 to a deeper sublevel beneath us. 508 00:24:48,455 --> 00:24:49,456 This way. 509 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:56,290 I'm coming, Dad. 510 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,866 There better not be any secret door. 511 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:02,302 I hate secret doors. 512 00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:03,903 -Always where you least expe-- -[clicks] 513 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,740 [all screaming] 514 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,109 [computer voice] Potential new collectibles detected. 515 00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:12,450 Activate, clean, scan and sort functions. 516 00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:14,714 [all groaning] 517 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:17,484 [computer voice] Initializing power wash. 518 00:25:18,218 --> 00:25:20,320 Did that just say power wash? 519 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:21,388 [all gasp] 520 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,924 [all coughing] 521 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:27,961 [Hulk stammers] Whoa. 522 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,763 [all grunting, groaning] 523 00:25:31,398 --> 00:25:32,665 [dryers blowing] 524 00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:37,370 Wow, this is a really nice blowout. 525 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:38,505 Whew! Same. 526 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:41,410 [all screaming] 527 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:44,100 [computer voice] Scanning complete. Identify and sort. 528 00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:47,781 Two armored robots with scratches and surface damage. 529 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,883 -Imperfect. -[Iron Man] Imperfect? 530 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,217 -[shouts] -[Black Widow] Tony! 531 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:53,987 [computer voice] Identify and sort. Four humans. 532 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:55,755 Identify and sort. 533 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:56,856 Two animals. 534 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,625 [both] Excuse me? 535 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,260 [all shouting] 536 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:01,861 [grunts] 537 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:04,297 -[Hulk grunts] -[groans] 538 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:12,380 [groans] This entire room stinks like… 539 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:13,940 [sniffs] Oh, no. 540 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,675 [growling] 541 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,770 Is that a… 542 00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:20,130 Wendigo! [growls] 543 00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:21,581 [Wolverine grunts] 544 00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:24,584 -[growls] -[roars] 545 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:25,952 [both grunting] 546 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:31,925 -[chuckles] Soft. -[growling] 547 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,961 -Like wrestling a big, fluffy pillow. -[groans] 548 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,497 -[Wendigo growls] -Uh-oh. 549 00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:39,299 Fluffy pillow's fightin' back. 550 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:40,967 -[Wendigo growling] -[groans] 551 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,940 Hate stupid fluffy pillow! 552 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,576 -[growls] -[Wolverine grunts] 553 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:50,944 [Wendigo growls] 554 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,545 [groans, grunts] 555 00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:58,418 -[snikt] -[growls] 556 00:26:58,485 --> 00:27:01,821 Okay, bub, you've taken your best shot. 557 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,456 Now, it's my turn. 558 00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:05,925 [Wendigo growling] 559 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,262 [Wolverine groaning, grunting] 560 00:27:09,329 --> 00:27:10,697 [growls] 561 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:11,865 [Wendigo yelps] 562 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,166 [grunts] 563 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:17,170 [both panting] 564 00:27:17,237 --> 00:27:19,239 [Hulk] Wasn't as bad as I remembered. 565 00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:21,341 -[groans] -You did pretty good there. 566 00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:24,377 [groans] Aw, thanks, man. 567 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:27,414 [chuckles] I think I pulled a muscle, but-- 568 00:27:27,514 --> 00:27:29,916 [growling] 569 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:32,152 [Hulk] More fluffy pillows! 570 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,387 I hate fluffy pillows. 571 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,290 [both screaming] 572 00:27:37,357 --> 00:27:38,992 [both groan] 573 00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:41,795 I did not see that coming. 574 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,864 [machinery humming] 575 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,466 Where's the rest of our team? 576 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:49,636 -And why did the Collector send us here? -We were scanned. 577 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:53,730 The computer said we were scratched and damaged. 578 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,410 They thought we were scrap. 579 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:56,409 They underestimated us. 580 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,111 My scanners cannot find an exit. 581 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,748 [scanner beeping] 582 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:06,119 No exit? Not a problem. 583 00:28:06,219 --> 00:28:07,587 We're gonna build our way out. 584 00:28:08,221 --> 00:28:10,323 [all screaming, groan] 585 00:28:10,423 --> 00:28:12,692 [groans] What are these things? 586 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,694 Power-inhibiting manacles. 587 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,262 Uh, they jam our powers. 588 00:28:16,329 --> 00:28:18,631 These must be a newer model. 589 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:22,302 What? Have you never been captured, thrown in prison 590 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,504 and had your powers taken away before? 591 00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:26,272 -Nope. -Nuh-uh. 592 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,440 Can't say that I have. 593 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,209 Just me? Huh. 594 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,911 It's happened to me more times than I care to-- 595 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,947 Really? Like, never? 596 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:35,782 [footsteps approaching] 597 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:44,157 Well, we found robots, but not our friends. 598 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:45,492 [Collector] Friends? 599 00:28:45,592 --> 00:28:47,427 Who cares about them? 600 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,997 Check out my advanced bots. 601 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,670 You may have bested my old ones in the desert, 602 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:56,703 but these are a bit more sturdy. 603 00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:01,408 Oh, the rare treasures you're about to see. 604 00:29:01,508 --> 00:29:03,376 I don't care about any of this. 605 00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:04,911 I want my dad. 606 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,413 I'll take you to him. 607 00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:08,815 Maybe along the way, you could learn some manners. 608 00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:14,988 This is the magic. 609 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,924 You see, when you get to be as big a deal as I am, 610 00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:22,280 it's all about rare, one-of-a-kind, 611 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:25,465 never made available to the public before. 612 00:29:25,532 --> 00:29:26,399 -[all gasp] -Whoa. 613 00:29:26,499 --> 00:29:30,804 Behold, my collection. 614 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,500 [lights clicking] 615 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,673 The greatest ever, complete, mint-condition, 616 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:36,420 sealed and climate-controlled acid-free Mylar. 617 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:39,746 My good stuff is in storage, 618 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:43,116 but this is the best of what I've acquired here on Earth. 619 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:46,553 [giggling] Oh, you are going to be impressed by this. 620 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,758 My mythical creatures of legend! 621 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:52,826 Are they dead? 622 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:55,128 [scoffs] Of course not. 623 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:57,697 Suspended animation. 624 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:03,303 Hibernation stasis, in absolute mint condition. 625 00:30:05,939 --> 00:30:08,408 You kidnapped Santa Claus? 626 00:30:08,508 --> 00:30:09,576 I knew he was real. 627 00:30:09,676 --> 00:30:11,878 Come on, come on. I have so much more to show you. 628 00:30:11,945 --> 00:30:14,247 [groans] Hey, wait. Don't you know who that is? 629 00:30:14,748 --> 00:30:17,617 After completing those, I tried collecting musicians, 630 00:30:17,717 --> 00:30:19,986 but you have no idea how hard it is 631 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,389 to find rock stars in halfway-decent condition. 632 00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:23,990 So, I branched out. 633 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:28,495 Feast your eyes on my latest and greatest. 634 00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:33,333 My Red Collection! 635 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,402 [Black Widow gasps] 636 00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:38,304 Dad! 637 00:30:38,371 --> 00:30:40,273 [groaning, grunting] 638 00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:41,374 Let go of me! 639 00:30:41,441 --> 00:30:44,770 The first color of the rainbow. 640 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:45,912 Soon to be followed by others. 641 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,548 Although, it thins out between green and purple. 642 00:30:49,490 --> 00:30:50,550 Not sure why. 643 00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:52,719 Collector, you're completely mad. 644 00:30:52,786 --> 00:30:57,157 I'm super mad at you ungrateful casuals. 645 00:30:57,257 --> 00:31:01,270 You don't appreciate the greatness in my collection. 646 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:05,632 That's why I've decided to collect you. 647 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:08,568 [all groaning] 648 00:31:08,668 --> 00:31:10,700 Relax. 649 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:12,539 You'll be in a protective slab. 650 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:14,607 Frozen in stasis. 651 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:18,545 [grunts] Perfect forever. 652 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,483 -Sam, can you fly out? -[Sam straining] 653 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:26,920 No can do! These inhibitors have everything shut down. 654 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,757 -[thud] -[groans] Huh? 655 00:31:33,593 --> 00:31:36,290 You'll be part of my latest collection. 656 00:31:36,129 --> 00:31:38,231 My Avengers Collection. 657 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:41,534 Dad. 658 00:31:42,350 --> 00:31:44,637 What about Red Guardian? Where are you going to put him? 659 00:31:44,704 --> 00:31:47,207 He's already in my Red Collection. 660 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,342 Then your collection's incomplete. 661 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:51,211 If Red Guardian's with the Reds, 662 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:54,800 then your Avengers Collection will always have a hole in it. 663 00:31:54,147 --> 00:31:56,316 What? What are you talking about? 664 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,418 Red Guardian is red. 665 00:31:58,485 --> 00:32:00,920 Red Guardian is an Avenger. 666 00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:03,590 No, he can't be-- You-- [scoffs] 667 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,458 But he just-- Fine, whatever. 668 00:32:05,525 --> 00:32:08,128 -I'll just put him in both sets. -Well, you can't do that. 669 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,296 He's either in one collection or the other, 670 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:13,133 but one of them will never be complete. 671 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,802 No! I have to file him under something! 672 00:32:15,869 --> 00:32:20,373 Do you have any idea how many spreadsheets I have to keep track of all this? 673 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:24,110 [rumbling] 674 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,945 Wait, that's not the machine. 675 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:30,817 Nobody puts us in the trash. 676 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:35,880 -[shouts] -At worst, we belong in recycling. 677 00:32:36,923 --> 00:32:38,324 Told you they were here. 678 00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:40,427 The nose never lies. 679 00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:42,362 -What happened? -[spits] 680 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:45,699 I don't wanna talk about it. [grunting] 681 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,333 [Wolverine grunting] 682 00:32:48,702 --> 00:32:50,236 [groans] 683 00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:56,943 I think it's time to collect a little payback. 684 00:32:58,378 --> 00:33:00,980 -[all grunting] -Strike! 685 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:21,901 Do your thing, Wolverine. 686 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,570 [grunting] 687 00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:26,940 [groans] Where are we? 688 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,210 Okay, you're inside the lair of an alien who-- No, you know what? 689 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:33,279 Someone will explain later. Right now, we just need you to smash. 690 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,314 I can manage that. 691 00:33:35,615 --> 00:33:37,751 Oh, and Santa is real! 692 00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:40,860 Santa's real, everybody. 693 00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:43,923 [gasps] Dad. 694 00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:47,861 [laser blasting] 695 00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:48,962 [beeps] 696 00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:57,871 [blades whirring] 697 00:33:59,390 --> 00:34:01,875 [roars] 698 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,209 Uh-oh. 699 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,782 [roars] 700 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:12,419 And that's how it's done. 701 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,620 You miss me, Betts? 702 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,489 [giggles] Maybe. Just a little. 703 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:22,128 Rescuing you feels wrong. 704 00:34:22,195 --> 00:34:24,164 Omega Red? 705 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:26,533 Forget it. [groans] 706 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:29,736 You're gonna try to convince me this is the right thing to do. 707 00:34:29,836 --> 00:34:32,172 I don't have to. You already know it. 708 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:35,608 [grunts] 709 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:40,113 [gasps] My greatest foe! 710 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:42,215 I knew you'd come! 711 00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:44,117 [laughs, snorts] 712 00:34:44,784 --> 00:34:48,788 Wait till I tell Sabretooth, Deathstrike and Cyber, huh? 713 00:34:48,888 --> 00:34:50,857 They're never going to believe it. 714 00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:54,828 Old Wolvie has a heart after all, am I right? 715 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:58,631 [giggles] We should take a picture to commemorate this. 716 00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:01,670 Hey, does anyone have a phone we can borrow 717 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,169 and maybe, like, a selfie stick? 718 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:06,239 [groans] You are so exhausting. 719 00:35:06,339 --> 00:35:09,709 [gasps] My collection! 720 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:11,678 My life's work! 721 00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:14,414 They're-- They're opening it! 722 00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:17,751 [groans] Wish I had time to do an unboxing video, 723 00:35:17,817 --> 00:35:21,221 but I need to stop them before they ruin everything! 724 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,623 [grunting] 725 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,861 There. 726 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:30,630 [grunting] 727 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:35,702 -[weapon powering up] -[grunting] 728 00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:41,608 Hold on, Dad. [groaning] 729 00:35:43,743 --> 00:35:45,110 Whoa. 730 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:48,114 Natasha, you managed to save me? 731 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:49,783 Dad, I-- 732 00:35:49,883 --> 00:35:50,884 What is it? 733 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,419 -[rumbling] -[groans] 734 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,487 [Red Guardian groans] 735 00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,856 -Dad! [grunts] -[groans] 736 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:00,326 [Black Widow grunting] 737 00:36:00,427 --> 00:36:03,296 [grunts] Drop me. I'm too heavy. 738 00:36:03,363 --> 00:36:05,565 No! I can rescue you. 739 00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:08,735 [pants] Why-- Why won't you trust me? 740 00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:10,870 Of course I trust you. 741 00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:14,708 But I'm your papa. It's my job to protect you. 742 00:36:14,774 --> 00:36:16,776 And I'm scared for you. 743 00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,780 I'm scared too. 744 00:36:18,578 --> 00:36:21,648 Papa, I think you liked me better when I was little, 745 00:36:21,748 --> 00:36:23,283 but I'm not a kid anymore. 746 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:26,319 And I'm scared you don't love me for who I am now. 747 00:36:26,419 --> 00:36:29,622 Natasha, I could never stop loving you. 748 00:36:29,689 --> 00:36:33,493 I know I hover around like a helicopter, but I can't help it. 749 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:37,664 You're so grown up, and you don't need me anymore. 750 00:36:37,731 --> 00:36:40,400 I don't know how else to spend time with you. 751 00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:44,838 -[straining] -[groans] 752 00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:46,740 It was so much simpler then. 753 00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:49,209 Remember when you were little? 754 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:52,679 [laughing] You and I used to make pancakes together. 755 00:36:52,746 --> 00:36:54,114 We still can. 756 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:56,950 But, Papa, you need to let go. 757 00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:58,585 You want me to let go? 758 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,860 No! No, no. 759 00:37:00,153 --> 00:37:03,256 You have to let go of the idea that I'm a little girl. 760 00:37:03,323 --> 00:37:04,758 [beeping] 761 00:37:04,824 --> 00:37:06,159 [weapons powering up] 762 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,862 Coming through! 763 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,899 -[Black Widow grunting, groans] -[Red Guardian grunts] 764 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,336 Goodness, you're so strong now. 765 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:20,600 [laughing] My Natasha. 766 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,578 Must be something else I can use. 767 00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:26,880 Something that'll-- 768 00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:28,715 Oh, this will do. 769 00:37:30,984 --> 00:37:31,818 [beeps] 770 00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,488 [roars] 771 00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:37,490 [groans] 772 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,794 Is this the right way? 773 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:41,861 [shouts] 774 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:43,997 [Hulk grunts] 775 00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:46,800 [Wolverine] Heads up! 776 00:37:51,538 --> 00:37:53,373 -[grunts] -[dragon roaring] 777 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,574 What the-- 778 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:56,676 -[shouts] -[grunts] 779 00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:00,647 [roars] 780 00:38:00,747 --> 00:38:01,648 Get down! 781 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:06,152 [roaring] 782 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,220 -[interface beeps] -Game on. 783 00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:17,300 [grunting] 784 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,833 [Santa] Ho ho ho! 785 00:38:19,899 --> 00:38:21,401 Hi-yah! 786 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,340 [gasps] Did you like the milk and cookies, Santa? 787 00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:30,100 Of course, I did, Steven. 788 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,379 You've always been a good boy. 789 00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:34,214 Now, come along. 790 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,550 Time to kick some butt, North Pole style. 791 00:38:37,617 --> 00:38:39,319 For the elves! 792 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:42,288 -[groans] -Santa! No! 793 00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:47,127 Ho! Nice try, dragon! 794 00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:48,928 But you've met your match. 795 00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:52,665 If I tamed Rudolph, I can tame you! 796 00:38:52,732 --> 00:38:57,470 -[grunting, laughs] Ho ho! -[dragon growls] 797 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,745 Do you want to finish this together? 798 00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:07,800 Are you sure? 799 00:39:07,147 --> 00:39:08,915 I'm not intruding? 800 00:39:08,982 --> 00:39:10,450 You're not intruding, Papa. 801 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:12,786 Like I told the Collector, you're an Avenger. 802 00:39:14,821 --> 00:39:16,423 [pants, grunting] 803 00:39:17,123 --> 00:39:19,192 [grunting] Yeah! 804 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:23,863 [laughs] Flip it, flatten it, just like making pancakes! 805 00:39:23,963 --> 00:39:25,999 Oh, you're doing great, Natasha! 806 00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:27,967 You make me proud! 807 00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:30,704 [Collector] Get away from there! 808 00:39:30,804 --> 00:39:31,838 [groans] 809 00:39:31,905 --> 00:39:32,939 Let him go! 810 00:39:33,390 --> 00:39:34,607 -[grunts] -[Collector groans] 811 00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:41,810 [grunts] That machine is more important than life itself. 812 00:39:41,147 --> 00:39:43,283 All it does is lock people up. 813 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,785 No! It protects them! 814 00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:47,420 Can't you see? 815 00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:51,324 If we don't keep things in mint condition, they change. 816 00:39:51,424 --> 00:39:54,294 But locked in a bubble, they won't change! 817 00:39:54,361 --> 00:39:56,429 They stay perfect! 818 00:39:56,996 --> 00:39:58,965 Stay perfect? 819 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:03,690 So what if it changes? 820 00:40:03,169 --> 00:40:04,871 Still perfect. 821 00:40:05,638 --> 00:40:07,507 [grunts] 822 00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:09,750 No, no, no! 823 00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:14,214 My stuff! 824 00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:19,452 [groans] I hate this place! 825 00:40:19,552 --> 00:40:21,488 I hate this planet! 826 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:23,790 I hate everything! 827 00:40:24,624 --> 00:40:27,460 Computer, we're leaving! 828 00:40:28,661 --> 00:40:30,630 [rumbling, cracking] 829 00:40:31,698 --> 00:40:34,200 [all screaming, panting] 830 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,360 [Omega Red] I have to get out of here! 831 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:39,773 Huh? 832 00:40:40,373 --> 00:40:42,375 [rumbling] 833 00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:49,249 Am I dizzy, or is the room moving? 834 00:40:49,315 --> 00:40:52,452 Worse than that. It's rising. We need to get out of here. 835 00:40:54,754 --> 00:40:55,789 Panther and I have it. 836 00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:01,194 Hit the eject-- Now! 837 00:41:07,670 --> 00:41:08,802 -[Black Panther giggles] -Path is clear! 838 00:41:08,868 --> 00:41:10,136 Everybody, out! 839 00:41:23,830 --> 00:41:24,317 [groaning] 840 00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:36,629 [all cheer] 841 00:41:36,696 --> 00:41:38,531 Whoa! You can't touch this. 842 00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:46,373 [shutter clicks] 843 00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:49,909 [Steve] All the bad guys secured. 844 00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:52,178 You did the right thing by saving them. 845 00:41:52,245 --> 00:41:53,646 And you made a new friend. 846 00:41:53,747 --> 00:41:56,149 Yoo-hoo! Wolvie! 847 00:41:57,317 --> 00:41:59,319 -[groans] -[both chuckling] 848 00:42:02,822 --> 00:42:04,290 [both laugh] 849 00:42:10,463 --> 00:42:12,532 [Hulk giggles] Yeah. 850 00:42:13,633 --> 00:42:16,469 -[Avengers chattering] -Actually, this was, uh, Jarvis's recipe. 851 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:18,710 More, please. 852 00:42:18,171 --> 00:42:19,906 Whoa, you got chocolate chips in this? 853 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,741 -They're amazing. -What is your recipe? 854 00:42:21,841 --> 00:42:24,770 These are the best pancakes we've ever made, Dad. 855 00:42:25,111 --> 00:42:28,481 -[burps, laughs] -[laughs] 856 00:42:28,581 --> 00:42:32,252 Have some more! There is plenty for all. [laughs] 857 00:42:37,757 --> 00:42:39,926 It's mine! I don't wanna share! 858 00:42:39,993 --> 00:42:41,661 No. I'm not done with it yet. 859 00:42:41,761 --> 00:42:43,530 You're the worst! 860 00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:45,899 -No, you're the worst! -[bells jingle] 861 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:47,734 -[gasps] -Santa! 862 00:42:47,834 --> 00:42:49,369 It's Santa Cl-- [groans] 863 00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:52,939 Fighting over toys will get you on the naughty list! 864 00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:56,109 -Ho ho ho! -[roars] 865 00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:59,612 [both scream]