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(MELLOW JAZZ
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GUNSHOTS)

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(DOGS HOWLING)

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This means war.

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(SPITS)

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(UPBEAT ITALIAN SONG PLAYING)

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(LINE RINGING)

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- (MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
- (WOMAN CRYING)

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(BEEPS)

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(WOMAN SNIFFLING)

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(BLOWS NOSE)

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(CONTINUES CRYING)

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Oh, my baby.

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****ing college.

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- (VAN HORN BEEPS) -
WOMAN: Okay, so, I checked

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the weather in Portland
and it's 85 degrees,

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so you will need your sunscreen.

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Yeah, I know, Mom.
It's in my backpack.

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You got all
your other toiletries?

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Yes, in my bag that you packed.

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- (WOMAN SIGHS)
- While I watched, remember?

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You were crying the whole time.

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Yeah, what a mess.

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It's not like he's going
off to war. It's just Oregon.

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I know, I know,

26
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but it's such
an amazing time in your life,

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you can literally become
anyone you wanna be.

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- Mom?
- You could change the world.

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- Mom?
- You could colonize Mars.

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- I mean...
- Mom,

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you're spiraling.

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- Sorry, sorry, boys. We'll just be one minute.
- BOTH MEN: No problem.

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And remember...

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- Lakers for life.
- Lakers for life, I know.

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Come back a Blazers fan,
I'm not gonna let you

36
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- back in the house.
- Yeah, I know, Dad.

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- Stop.
- I'm serious.

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Stop eating the trail mix.

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It's for Nicky.
It's a long trip.

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Um, I guess this is it.

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I'm sorry,
I'm a little emotional.

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Mom, Dad.

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- Okay.
- I love you. I love you.

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- I love you. I love you.
- (DOMENICK CHUCKLES)

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- DOMENICK: Okay, see you later.
- KRISTIN: Call me when you get there.

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DOMENICK:
Yo, let's... ****in' go.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- FRIEND 1: Freedom!

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FRIEND 2: Let's do this.

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There goes our baby.

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- (HORN TOOTS)
- Ah!

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I love you!

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(VAN DRIVES AWAY)

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Every woman dreams of full brows

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and long luscious eyelashes.

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And thanks to Profizal's
hair-generating technology,

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I believe we have
a real opportunity

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to market this
to chemo patients.

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(MANAGER GROANS)

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It's too sad.

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I mean,
anybody here wanna be sad?

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- OFFICE WORKER: No.
- MANAGER: Nobody wants to be sad.

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Where's the ad that says

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Profizal puts hair
on men's heads?

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That's who we should
be marketing to.

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Insecure men

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with lots of cash.

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No, actually, Dad,
ICO labs said Profizal

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- doesn't work on scalps.
- It doesn't?

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- No.
- MANAGER: Oh, shit.

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We gotta get you on
another project, dammit.

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Oh, what about Restylane?

72
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The anti-ageing filler?

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Yes, the new Galderma product

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for older women.

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Because, you know, you're a...

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(HESITANTLY) ...you're...
you're an expert, really.

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I mean, you're of
a certain age bracket.

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- I'm 40.
- Whoa! I did not ask her age.

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Everybody saw that, right?

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Would never do that.

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Look, I really think

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this would be
a perfect fit for you.

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Okay.

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Randy, what do you got?

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Erectile dysfunction, Hank,

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is a thing of the past

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with Thoracinil.

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(MEN LAUGHING)

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RANDY: Hey. So, Thoracinil
is banned in the EU,

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so we can't use Mykonos

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but he's on a jet-ski.
I love those.

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- I love jet-skis.
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

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- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

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- Hello?
- WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Is this Kristin Balbano?</i>

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Uh, well, it's Kristin Dorner

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Balbano is my maiden name.

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You never give up
the name Balbano.</i>

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Sorry? Who is this?

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I am Bianca

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and I have terrible news.

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Giuseppe Balbano is dead.</i>

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- (ROCK MUSIC BLARING ON SPEAKERS)
- Oh, my father's father.

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God, I didn't even
know he was alive.

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Can you hold on a sec?

105
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Paul!

106
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My husband's in a band.

107
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I'm sorry to hear that.

108
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Your grandfather is dead.

109
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You need to settle his affairs.

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His affairs? But, I mean,

111
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I don't even know him.

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You're named specifically
in his will.</i>

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We'll fly you to Italy.</i>

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You'll leave tomorrow night.</i>

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Wait. What, did you say Italy?

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Like, as in Italy Italy?

117
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Yes, Italy.</i>

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Oh, that sounds...

119
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No, I... No, I can't
just get on a plane

120
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and head on over
to my dream place.

121
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Everything is crazy
at work right now

122
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- Hey.
- Listen, I just want you to know I'm a feminist.

123
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Uh...

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We met before.

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- Really?
- WOMAN: Yeah.

126
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At Domenick's school,

127
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I'm the guidance counsellor.

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(GASPS)

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- Oh, my God.
- WOMAN: I... It's just that,

130
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I wouldn't have done
this if you had

131
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more faith in your husband.

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He's a great songwriter.

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I know. (CHUCKLES)

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Tracy, it's time for you to go.

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What?

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(KRISTIN CRYING)

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- Listen.
- Yes, listening.

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- I support your right to be angry.
- KRISTIN: Thank you so much.

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- That's really kind.
- Yeah, maybe call me,

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we can talk this through.

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- Really? You would do that?
- What d'you say?

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- TRACY: Yeah.
- KRISTIN: Sure, I mean...

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- TRACY: Bye.
- Bye.

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(CRYING)

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Kris, I am so sorry.

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This is really hard
for me to admit but,

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I have this illness.

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All I wanna do is have ***.

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(KRISTIN SIGHS HEAVILY)

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I mean, I wanna have ***, too.

151
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We haven't had *** in, like,

152
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- three years.
- Yeah, I know,

153
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but I mean, with a new person.

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Oh!

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Yeah, it's not personal, it's...

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- (KNOCKS ON WINDOW)
- Hey,

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I left my phone.

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My phone.

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(KRISTIN SIGHS)

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- This one?
- Yeah, thank you.

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It's just hard, you know,
with Domenick leaving,

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it's just a big adjustment.

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Don't defend that douche stain.

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He's a grown-*** man
working at a Starbucks.

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INSTRUCTOR:
Stranger grabs your purse.

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WOMEN: Crotch. Eye.
Crotch. Eye.

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Stranger grabs your boob.

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- (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) - WOMEN: Crotch.
Eye. Crotch. Eye.

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- What? Oh, my God!
- Is that him?

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- Is that him? Give me the phone.
- No, it's Italy calling again.

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They want me to fly to Rome

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tomorrow night
to settle his affairs.

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I mean, that's crazy,
right? I can't go.

174
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Kristin,

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Italian cooking shows.
I mean, more specifically,

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Stanley Tucci:
Searching for Italy.</i>

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There was this one episode

178
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where he went to this
burrata factory,

179
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and it was all creamy

180
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and he got his hands
in all the milky stuff.

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this fantasy into existence.

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You have to go.

183
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Stranger puts
a gun in your face.

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Jenny, my boss just
assigned me a new campaign.

185
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Well, make it a business trip.

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ICO has suppliers
all over the globe.

187
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How do you think I got to go
to Brazil, Iceland and Ireland

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- last year, huh?
- I don't know.

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To settle their lawsuits.

190
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Well, shouldn't I stay here

191
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when you smile.

192
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WOMEN: Crotch. Eye.
Crotch. Eye.

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Stop thinking about
everybody else.

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Start thinking about you.

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Fine, then think
about your grandfather's

196
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last dying wish.

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Oh, my God maybe I should go.

198
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- Did you see what I did there?
- No.

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I just got you to go
to Italy by putting

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- someone else's feelings ahead of your own.
- All right, all right,

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I deserve this.
I deserve this.

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I'm gonna go
and I'm gonna have my own

203
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Under the Tuscan Sun.</i>
Or Eat, Pray, Love.</i>

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****.

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(GRUNTS)

206
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(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
IN ITALIAN OVER SPEAKER)

207
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Hey, Nicky. It's Mom.

208
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I just wanna let you know

209
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I landed safe, in Italy.

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(LAUGHS) I even bought
myself a journal at the airport.

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I've always wanted a journal.

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(EXCLAIMS)

213
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Um, anyway... Shit.

214
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Sorry, not you.
I love you. Anyway...

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Oh... Whoa!

216
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(MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

217
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,269
(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)

218
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,206
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

219
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,707
(IN ENGLISH) I said
you can stand up,

220
00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,409
- if you like.
- Oh, my God. Right. Yes, thank you.

221
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,440
Oh, my God, you smell so good.

222
00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,460
(LAUGHS) Um, I'm, um...

223
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,982
Oh, my God, what is

224
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,118
my name? (LAUGHS)
Sorry. Kristin. Hi.

225
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,520
- Kristin, I'm Lorenzo.
- Yes. Hello, Lorenzo.

226
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,689
- Lorenzo! (SPEAKING ITALIAN)
- (LORENZO) Scusa!</i>

227
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:23,823
- (IN ENGLISH) Sorry. Uh...
- It's okay.

228
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,425
- This is my Aunt Esmeralda.
- Oh.

229
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,260
She just got back
from holiday in Greece.

230
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,361
- Oh, nice.
- Yeah.

231
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And she wants to get home.

232
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Hi. Ciao.</i> I'm Kristin.
I'm just visiting.

233
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah. I mean,
I was born here,

234
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but I haven't been back

235
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,938
since I was a... a baby.

236
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,612
She wants me to ask
for your number.

237
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,247
But don't worry,
I don't want to assume.

238
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,948
- Well...
- LORENZO: So...

239
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Ciao.</i>

240
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,190
Uh, no, no.
Wait. I mean, (CHUCKLING)

241
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If Aunt Esmeralda wants my
number, who am I to say "no?"

242
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Oh, sorry. I am not
usually so veloce</i>

243
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with asking for phone numbers.

244
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,862
- What is veloce?</i>
- Oh, yeah. Quick.

245
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:03,963
If... if you knew that,

246
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,165
it would have been funnier.

247
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,967
No, it's very funny, I get it.

248
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,203
I got it, Veloce.
Veloce</i> is good. I...

249
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,872
I like your veloce-ness.</i>

250
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:13,973
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

251
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,100
My God!

252
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,450
- What was that?
- LORENZO: I am so sorry.

253
00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:21,114
- KRISTIN: It's okay.
- LORENZO: So, are you here on

254
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,716
business or pleasure?

255
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,170
Um, well...

256
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:29,155
pleasure. You know,
grandfather just died and...

257
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:30,590
Oh, no, I... I didn't know
him, that's not...

258
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,359
that part's sad, but, um...

259
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,426
So maybe...

260
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,795
half pleasure.

261
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,320
I have to run.

262
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,100
Yes, sure. Um...

263
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,736
Well, I'll... I'll call you.

264
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,371
What...

265
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,606
just happened?

266
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,209
- Oh, my God.
- Kristin Balbano.

267
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,477
Yes.

268
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,450
Bianca sent us
to take you to the funeral.

269
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,513
- Oh, hi. I...
- I'm Aldo.

270
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,348
Okay. Nice to meet you,
Aldo. Yes.

271
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,684
- I'm Dante.
- Hello, Dante. Nice to meet you.

272
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,819
- Your driver.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.

273
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,550
I... It's very... So kind.

274
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,257
(ITALIAN JAZZ SONG PLAYING)

275
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,830
Hey, you guys. I am gonna
change now, okay?

276
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,166
So don't turn around or...

277
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,668
- DANTE: The Colosseum.
- Can you at least,

278
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,336
please, just, like, go slow?

279
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,390
- ALDO: The Vatican.
- KRISTIN: The Vaticano?</i>

280
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,974
Did I miss it?
I missed it, right?

281
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,843
- Oh, shit. Ugh, God. Where is my lipstick?
- ALDO: Fontana Acqua Paola.

282
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,679
- KRISTIN: I dropped my lipstick.
- ALDO: II Fontanone.</i>

283
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,113
Oh, what? Where is it?

284
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,516
- Can we go back?
- We have to go to the funeral.

285
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,418
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

286
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,505
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)

287
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,408
Oh, thank you.

288
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,677
Whew, thank you so much.

289
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,245
Oh, my God.

290
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,514
There he is.

291
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,583
Hi.

292
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,585
We have the same eyes.
We have the same eyes.

293
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,821
That's...

294
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,889
- (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
- MAN: Buongiorno.</i>

295
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,424
(CHOIR SINGING IN ITALIAN)

296
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,400
(CHOIR CONTINUES SINGING
IN ITALIAN)

297
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,141
Hi. Ciao.</i> Sorry. Um...

298
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,476
Are you Bianca?

299
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,545
Sit.

300
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,185
This is Fabrizio,

301
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,488
your grandfather's great nephew.

302
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,790
Oh, hi, hi. Nice to meet you.

303
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,291
So, that must make us, like,

304
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,993
second cousins, right?

305
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,194
I'm sorry for your loss.

306
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:52,766
Is he mad at me?

307
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,339
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

308
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,181
ALL: Amen.

309
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,916
(FUNERAL MARCH PLAYING)

310
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,159
Uh...

311
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,593
what did my grandfather do?

312
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,363
He was a winemaker.

313
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,964
He made wine?

314
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,199
I wanna make wine.

315
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,667
Oh, my God,
it must be in the genes.

316
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,202
I mean, you can't
argue genes, right?

317
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,346
(FUNERAL MARCH CONTINUES)

318
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,782
(ENGINE REVVING)

319
00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:52,325
- (GUNSHOT)
- (KRISTIN SCREAMS)

320
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,626
- (GUNSHOTS)
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

321
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,766
(SHOUTS IN ITALIAN)

322
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,801
(GUNFIRE)

323
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,300
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

324
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,604
(IN ENGLISH) Hey, hey,
hey. Are you okay?

325
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,513
Quick, quick, quick!
He needs help!

326
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,681
(SCREAMING)

327
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,950
- (BELL TOLLS)
- (SHOOTER GROANS)

328
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,254
- (GUNFIRE CONTINUES)
- (PEOPLE CLAMORING)

329
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,858
(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARS)

330
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,998
(EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS)

331
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,410
- DANTE: Hmm.
- (KRISTIN GASPS)

332
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,845
(WHIMPERING LOUDLY)

333
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,880
(SCREAMING).

334
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,184
(ALDO YELLING IN ITALIAN)

335
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,822
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

336
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,498
(SCREAMING)

337
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,341
(EXPLOSION)

338
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,875
(UPBEAT ITALIAN
SWING MUSIC PLAYING)

339
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,614
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

340
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,327
FABRIZIO: (IN ENGLISH) Say
hello to my little friend, Nico.

341
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:52,212
What the **** is going on?

342
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,800
(UPBEAT ITALIAN
SWING MUSIC CONTINUES)

343
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,354
(ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN)

344
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,532
(IN ITALIAN)

345
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,906
(ENGINE STARTS)

346
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,550
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

347
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,357
(IN ENGLISH) So...

348
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,726
Aldo and Dante are my drivers,

349
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,395
but who are you, really?

350
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,731
- Soldati.</i>
- For the Army or...

351
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,399
(IN ITALIAN)

352
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,841
(BOTH CONTINUE ARGUING
IN ITALIAN)

353
00:17:57,811 --> 00:17:59,145
KRISTIN: (IN ENGLISH)
Scusi.</i> Hi, hi.

354
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,114
Uh, I'm still in the dark here.

355
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,418
No, no, it's a figure of speech.

356
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,854
Can someone please just
tell me what's going on?

357
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,623
Your grandfather,
Don Giuseppe Balbano,

358
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,626
may he rest in peace,

359
00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:16,290
was murdered

360
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:19,399
- by the Romanos.
- (HACKING UP SPIT)

361
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,468
We invited them for a meeting,

362
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,270
but things went wrong.

363
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,400
Our Don
and their Don got killed.

364
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,610
(FABRIZIO IN ITALIAN)

365
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,279
(IN ENGLISH) They
disrespected the funeral!

366
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,215
They shot at the coffin!

367
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,350
(IN ITALIAN)

368
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,753
(METAL CLATTERING)

369
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:00,807
MAN: Don Carlo.

370
00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:58,998
(KRISTIN HYPERVENTILATING)

371
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,669
(BIANCA SPEAKING ITALIAN)

372
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,271
- (IN ENGLISH) To calm you down.
- Okay, thank you, thank you.

373
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,306
Grazie.</i>

374
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,378
The wine's bad. The wine's
gone bad. That's...

375
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,800
The wine is bad.
It's a front.

376
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,849
Oh, God. Is that why
he got murdered?

377
00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:18,151
No, that's crazy.
I mean, is it?

378
00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,886
(SIGHS) Your grandfather

379
00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:22,455
was not just a winemaker.

380
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,823
No?

381
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,558
(SNAPS FINGERS)

382
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,196
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

383
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,898
GIUSEPPE: (ON VIDEO)
Ciao, Kristin Balbano.</i>

384
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,902
I'm your grandfather,
Giuseppe Balbano.</i>

385
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,171
If you are watching this...</i>

386
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,107
I'm dead.</i>

387
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,210
I'm sorry I never
got to see you grow up,</i>

388
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,346
but I am even more sorry</i>

389
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,580
that you grew up</i>

390
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,883
without a father.</i>

391
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,185
My father died in
a construction accident.

392
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:55,422
Your father did not die</i>

393
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,290
in a construction accident.</i>

394
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,759
Your father was killed</i>

395
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,628
by a member of the...</i>

396
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:03,797
Romano family.</i>

397
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,000
- (SPITS)
- (ALL SPITTING)

398
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,568
After this incident,</i>

399
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,704
your mother took you
back to America</i>

400
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:14,240
in search of a safer place.</i>

401
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,375
(CLATTERING ON VIDEO)

402
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,346
Hey.</i>

403
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,652
I told her that the safest place</i>

404
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:26,886
would be with us,</i>

405
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,488
but I respected</i>

406
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,589
her wishes.</i>

407
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:32,250
You do not cross a mother.</i>

408
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,160
(SNAPS FINGERS)

409
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:40,800
- It's you.
- Oh.

410
00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:46,506
I remember when you were born,</i>

411
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,174
picciridda mia.</i>

412
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,410
(SIGHS FONDLY)
I held you in my arms...</i>

413
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,615
and I thought, "One day</i>

414
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:59,119
"she will be a brave,
confident woman</i>

415
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,987
"who will make me proud."</i>

416
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:03,690
Saying goodbye to you,</i>

417
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,625
my only grandchild,</i>

418
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,600
was the hardest thing</i>

419
00:22:07,861 --> 00:22:08,862
I ever had to do.</i>

420
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,663
(FIRE ROARS)

421
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:12,699
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

422
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:14,801
(SIGHS, IN ENGLISH)
And so,</i>

423
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,303
my dying wish</i>

424
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,500
is that you,</i>

425
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,640
my direct bloodline,</i>

426
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,942
take over</i>

427
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,711
and be the new boss</i>

428
00:22:28,982 --> 00:22:30,984
(IN ENGLISH)
My trusted general, Bianca...</i>

429
00:22:30,984 --> 00:22:32,318
(FABRIZIO EXCLAIMS)

430
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,554
Will be by your side
to help you.</i>

431
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:38,958
Kristin,</i>

432
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,561
I know you will
respect my wishes</i>

433
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:47,000
as I respected your mother's.</i>

434
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,601
(FIRE CRACKLING LOUDLY)

435
00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:01,915
I think there's been
a bit of a mistake

436
00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:04,684
because there
is no way that I...

437
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,186
Me?

438
00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,587
(IN ITALIAN)

439
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,864
(IN ENGLISH) Thanks, everyone.

440
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,766
This has been very informative,

441
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,469
but I have a Colosseum
tour at 5 p.m.,

442
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,138
- so I gotta go get a cab.
- No, you can't leave.

443
00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:26,873
If the boss says
you are the boss,

444
00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:29,750
- you are the boss now, comprende?
- Yeah, </i>yeah but

445
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:30,877
you know what?
I am not a boss,

446
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,480
like, not in any way,
shape or form,

447
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,216
so, you know, especially
not in a Mafia kind of way.

448
00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:38,618
(IN ITALIAN)

449
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:39,953
- (SHUSHES) - (IN ENGLISH)
I should be the boss!

450
00:23:39,953 --> 00:23:41,855
Yes, yes. Good idea.
He should be the boss.

451
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:44,157
I mean, who am I to steal
anyone's boss thunder?

452
00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:46,159
Besides, I've got a lot
of shit going on at home,

453
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:47,327
my son just went to college

454
00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:49,896
and my husband
just cheated on me, so...

455
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,765
You want we should
take care of him? Hmm?

456
00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,367
- DANTE: Mmm?
- No!

457
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,370
No.

458
00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:59,205
No, God, no, no.
I just need a vacation,

459
00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:02,142
you know, the book,
Eat, Pray, Love?</i>

460
00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:04,544
Yeah, it's a very uplifting

461
00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,246
and moving memoir by...

462
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,815
Elizabeth Gilbert.

463
00:24:09,983 --> 00:24:12,719
Yes! Yes, see, he knows.

464
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,722
Yeah, I wanna make wine,
and I wanna eat pasta,

465
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,924
and be romanced, and...

466
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,930
But you came for a funeral.

467
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,163
Yeah. I mean, you know,

468
00:24:23,163 --> 00:24:24,931
- after the funeral.
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

469
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,867
Hello?

470
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,969
Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo, I should take this.
How are you?

471
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,572
- Give me this.
- Hey, what? No. What? No, no, no, no!

472
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,140
Oh, my God.
I just paid that off!

473
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,575
I won't get another
upgrade for a year

474
00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,610
and how is Lorenzo supposed
to get in touch with me?

475
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:38,945
How will I ever have ***?

476
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,248
(SIGHS, GROANS)

477
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,984
You cannot be speaking
to random strangers.

478
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,586
It's too dangerous.

479
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,154
He's not a stranger,

480
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,423
he's gorgeous.

481
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:53,593
(KRISTIN SIGHS)

482
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:57,497
Okay.

483
00:24:58,131 --> 00:24:59,132
You know what?

484
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,634
I'm done.

485
00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,737
- Bye. (LAUGHS DRYLY)
- (DOOR CLOSES)

486
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:08,908
BIANCA: Kristin!

487
00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,312
Kristin!

488
00:25:12,312 --> 00:25:14,614
You can't run away
from your destiny.

489
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:16,490
Oh, yeah? Watch me.

490
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,210
Which way is it?

491
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:22,856
It's that way!

492
00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:24,891
But I must warn you,

493
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,760
once you walk out those gates,

494
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,229
you will no longer
be under our protection.

495
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,332
Also, you have no phone.

496
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:34,801
(KRISTIN SIGHING)

497
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:42,742
(CRYING)

498
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,315
You said you wanted to learn

499
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,251
how to make wine, yes?

500
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:57,257
We have machines
to crush grapes now,

501
00:25:57,257 --> 00:25:58,758
but this is the classic way.

502
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,627
This does feel kinda nice, huh?

503
00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:02,696
You must stomp on the grapes

504
00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:05,131
- to release their juices.
- Yes.

505
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,335
And you must also take over

506
00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:10,236
as the Balbano family boss.

507
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:11,705
(SHUDDERS)
This is insane.

508
00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:13,390
Where would I even begin?

509
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,241
Shh. Come here.

510
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,377
Are we actually the Mafia?

511
00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:21,981
Your grandfather
preferred to call it

512
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,851
the "invisible family."

513
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,353
- Oh, that's spooky.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)

514
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,123
Invisible but strong,

515
00:26:30,123 --> 00:26:32,359
and we can't appear weakened.

516
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,600
So, you must go to a meeting

517
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,562
with our enemies,

518
00:26:35,562 --> 00:26:36,963
the Romanos.

519
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:39,699
What, the... the people
who shot at us earlier?

520
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,935
(EXCLAIMS) Oh!
I mean, can't Fabrizio go?

521
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,603
It seems like
he would love this stuff.

522
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,306
It can't be Fabrizio.

523
00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:49,900
He started the shootout.

524
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:50,844
He's a hot-head

525
00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:52,612
- with a horrible temper.
- Hmm.

526
00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:54,314
Just like Sonny.

527
00:26:55,382 --> 00:26:56,516
Who's Sonny?

528
00:26:56,516 --> 00:26:58,180
From The Godfather.</i>

529
00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:00,420
Oh, right. Yeah.
I never saw The Godfather.</i>

530
00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,756
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

531
00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:04,324
(BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN)

532
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:08,194
Oh, my God.

533
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:10,397
Okay, look, it's really hard
to find three and a half hours.

534
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:11,865
All you need to do

535
00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:14,000
is offer their new Don

536
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,835
a part of the east.

537
00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:19,390
- (SIGHS) - Something your grandfather
was too stubborn to part with.

538
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,108
Please, we need someone

539
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:23,977
who's level-headed,

540
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:26,460
empathetic

541
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:28,214
- and unassuming.
- Did you just call me pathetic?

542
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:34,287
We need you.

543
00:27:34,287 --> 00:27:36,656
No, I will never
be ready. No. No.

544
00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:39,659
Also, we will give you
a new phone...

545
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:40,894
Oh. Oh, oh.

546
00:27:40,894 --> 00:27:43,930
So you can go
Eat, Pray, **** Lorenzo

547
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,232
once we finish
the background check.

548
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,467
- Background check?
- ALDO: Yeah.

549
00:27:47,467 --> 00:27:49,803
Lorenzo Villaguzi, aged 33.

550
00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:51,171
Oh, my God, he's quite young.

551
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:53,600
- Men do it all the time.
- That's true.

552
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,908
- ALDO: He's born in Milano.
- Which we don't like.

553
00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:56,343
Yeah, but it's okay, Dante.

554
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:58,812
- Yeah, Dante.
- And he's recently divorced.

555
00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:00,814
(GASPS, LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)

556
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,382
Jackpot! Oh, my God!

557
00:28:02,382 --> 00:28:04,150
(LAUGHING)

558
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:07,220
- Oh, my God, that's really good news.
- This is your new phone.

559
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,220
Yee!

560
00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:10,457
- It's untraceable.
- Okay.

561
00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:14,661
You meet with Don Romano tonight

562
00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:17,464
and then you can do
what you want with Lorenzo.

563
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:20,233
Deal?

564
00:28:20,233 --> 00:28:21,701
Oh... (LAUGHS)

565
00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,170
Uh...

566
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,638
- Yes, deal. Deal.
- (BIANCA EXCLAIMS)

567
00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,707
- (TYPING)
- (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

568
00:28:28,942 --> 00:28:32,612
BIANCA: Presenting
the new Donna Balbano.</i>

569
00:28:32,612 --> 00:28:34,981
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)

570
00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,216
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

571
00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:39,953
You look like

572
00:28:39,953 --> 00:28:42,956
a librarian from a library,

573
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,628
Darling, come with me.

574
00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:52,980
(FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES)

575
00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,516
Again,

576
00:29:09,516 --> 00:29:14,287
presenting la bellissima</i>
Donna Balbano.

577
00:29:16,356 --> 00:29:18,591
- (ALDO WHISTLES)
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

578
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,494
Oh, my God, Valentino.

579
00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:22,896
Hello.

580
00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:25,980
- Yes.
- Turn around, turn, turn.

581
00:29:25,665 --> 00:29:26,866
ALDO: Hey.

582
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,102
- (KRISTIN LAUGHS)
- And that's what you wear

583
00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:30,503
to meet a mob boss.

584
00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:41,381
- You guys are gonna stay with me the whole time, right?
- Yes.

585
00:29:41,381 --> 00:29:42,649
- Of course.
- Okay, don't leave me.

586
00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:43,950
Don't worry, Kristin.

587
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:44,951
(SIGHS) Okay.

588
00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:48,210
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

589
00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:49,489
(IN ENGLISH) I'm Giannina.
I'll be your server tonight.

590
00:29:49,489 --> 00:29:51,524
- Oh, I love your glasses, Giannina.
- Thank you.

591
00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:54,694
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

592
00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:02,669
This is for your bag.

593
00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:04,904
Oh, it's so cute.
Little monkey. (CHUCKLES)

594
00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:06,940
All right.

595
00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:08,575
Thank you.

596
00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:26,793
You're not Fabrizio.

597
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:32,165
And you are not
what I was expecting.

598
00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:33,666
I was told I would be meeting

599
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,669
with the new Balbano
family boss.

600
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:37,270
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
Yeah, that's me.

601
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,438
Kristin. The new boss.

602
00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:53,687
Ah.

603
00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:57,457
(IN ENGLISH) I apologize
for my rudeness.

604
00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:58,525
Oh, no, not at all.

605
00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,930
But, you know...

606
00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:05,465
it was...
it was a bit of a shock

607
00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:06,866
to see a beautiful woman.

608
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:07,901
(LAUGHS)

609
00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,271
Stop.

610
00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:13,740
Oh, I'm sorry.
I am Carlo Romano,

611
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,108
the new boss.

612
00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:17,610
Oh, well, there you go.
We're both new bosses,

613
00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,279
we have so much in common.

614
00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:20,413
Look at that. (CHUCKLES)

615
00:31:21,181 --> 00:31:24,217
So, what were you thinking?

616
00:31:24,217 --> 00:31:25,852
I was hoping to try gnocchi.

617
00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:27,754
I love gnocchi

618
00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:29,456
and I promised myself
if I ever came to Italy,

619
00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:31,324
I would eat as much
gnocchi as I could.

620
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,159
CARLO: No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

621
00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,161
- I meant the territories.
- Hmm?

622
00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:39,320
Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I...

623
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,333
Okay, Google,

624
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,935
open notes. Um,

625
00:31:41,935 --> 00:31:44,804
so you can take the north and...

626
00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:48,875
part of the east
extending to... Form-i-a?

627
00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:51,211
Formia.

628
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,813
Formia.

629
00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:54,948
Yes.

630
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:56,950
That's it.

631
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,184
(IN ITALIAN)

632
00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:03,923
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

633
00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:07,600
(IN ENGLISH)
Thank you, Giannina.

634
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,950
She's sweet.

635
00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:11,331
I ordered every gnocchi
on the menu.

636
00:32:11,331 --> 00:32:13,266
Oh, my God,
someone's a good listener.

637
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:14,701
Prego.</i>

638
00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:17,937
Oh... Well...

639
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:20,407
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

640
00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:22,108
(IN ENGLISH) Try.

641
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,977
You... You want me
to try it first?

642
00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:25,211
Yeah.

643
00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:27,180
Well, no pressure. Okay.

644
00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:28,515
(CLEARS THROAT)

645
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:34,988
That is delicious.

646
00:32:34,988 --> 00:32:37,724
This is the best wine
I have ever had in my life.

647
00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:38,992
Salute.</i>

648
00:32:40,193 --> 00:32:41,361
Salute.</i>

649
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,699
(ROMANTIC ITALIAN MUSIC
PLAYING)

650
00:32:45,699 --> 00:32:47,534
(BOTH GIGGLING)

651
00:32:47,534 --> 00:32:51,137
Listen, listen, listen.
It's Oreo.

652
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:54,441
They're two chocolate biscuits
held together...

653
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,444
with cream?

654
00:32:57,444 --> 00:33:01,214
The cream... (LAUGHS)
The cream is my favorite part.

655
00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:03,116
(CARLO CHUCKLES)

656
00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:06,119
Uh, listen...

657
00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,823
um, about your offer.

658
00:33:11,224 --> 00:33:15,280
Are you sure we have to
stop at Formia? Hmm?

659
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,297
Hmm, well, that's what it says
in my notes.

660
00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:20,166
Of course.

661
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,602
(BOTH LAUGHING)

662
00:33:24,738 --> 00:33:26,439
In your notes.

663
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,141
(CARLO SIGHS)

664
00:33:28,975 --> 00:33:30,710
Do you like limoncello?

665
00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:33,146
Oh, I'm more of
a cherry jello person.

666
00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:36,182
Oh. No, no, no. Limoncello.

667
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:40,987
It is, um,
it is a dessert liquor.

668
00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:43,990
Oh. Oh, no, I don't know it.

669
00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:47,727
We'll have it
in my hotel room. Upstairs.

670
00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:49,796
- Hmm?
- (CHUCKLES)

671
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:55,602
(MAN IN ITALIAN)

672
00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:02,308
(IN ENGLISH) All clear, boss.

673
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:06,212
Okay. Well, um,
you guys can wait outside

674
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,815
while we finish our business.

675
00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:11,951
We don't think
this is a good idea.

676
00:34:11,951 --> 00:34:14,888
Would you say that
to a male mob boss? No.

677
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:19,492
Please! It's been
three long years. Come on.

678
00:34:24,764 --> 00:34:26,320
Thank you. Yes!

679
00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:29,803
Ciao.</i>(GIGGLES)

680
00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:36,910
I've just gotta pee real quick.

681
00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,211
- (SIGHS)
- I know. I'm sorry.

682
00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:39,846
I'll make it real quick.
Come on. Ah!

683
00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:41,348
All right. (SPEAKS ITALIAN)

684
00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:43,830
(BOTH LAUGHING)

685
00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:45,819
Okay.

686
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:48,655
(KRISTIN HUMMING)

687
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,461
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

688
00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:15,749
(SCOFFS)

689
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:25,792
(TOILET FLUSHES)

690
00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:36,503
Right.

691
00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:38,538
So much better.

692
00:35:39,105 --> 00:35:40,340
There she is.

693
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:42,942
- (KRISTIN GIGGLES)
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

694
00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:51,751
- (KRISTIN HUMS SOFTLY)
- (GLASSES CLINK)

695
00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:53,687
- (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)
- Oh.

696
00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:56,523
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

697
00:35:56,523 --> 00:35:58,792
Oh, so sorry, I must take this.

698
00:35:58,792 --> 00:36:01,494
Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine.

699
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:02,996
- Wait.
- I will.

700
00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:23,683
(SIGHS)

701
00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:28,555
Let's try this again.

702
00:36:28,555 --> 00:36:30,523
Oh, okay. (GIGGLES)

703
00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:34,594
(GLASSES CLINK)

704
00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:38,832
Salute.</i>

705
00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:42,435
(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)

706
00:36:44,504 --> 00:36:47,700
Oh, Oh, yeah.

707
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:53,380
Don Romano does not
make love to dead women.

708
00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:56,116
What?

709
00:36:56,116 --> 00:36:58,952
The poison I put in your drink

710
00:36:58,952 --> 00:37:01,454
should be travelling
to your heart by now.

711
00:37:01,454 --> 00:37:03,356
- Oh, my God.
- Soon,

712
00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:05,759
your lungs will collapse.

713
00:37:05,759 --> 00:37:07,193
(GASPING) Oh, my God.

714
00:37:07,193 --> 00:37:08,762
(GASPING FOR BREATH)

715
00:37:11,765 --> 00:37:13,466
Oh, my God. No...

716
00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:16,336
Hey, Aldo!

717
00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:18,371
(SCREAMS)

718
00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:20,373
- (CARLO SHUSHES)
- (KRISTIN SOBBING)

719
00:37:22,275 --> 00:37:24,244
You are a Balbano.

720
00:37:24,244 --> 00:37:26,680
My uncle killed your father.

721
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,216
One day you will come for me
and the rest of my family.

722
00:37:30,216 --> 00:37:33,860
Eventually,
we all seek revenge...

723
00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:37,290
like Vito Corleone.

724
00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,658
I never saw The Godfather.</i>

725
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:43,930
No! It was
The Godfather Part Two!</i>

726
00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,231
Okay, okay.

727
00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:46,433
Stupid American woman!

728
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,300
Your family is in chaos.

729
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,706
Soon the Romanos
will be the only...

730
00:37:55,508 --> 00:37:56,676
(COUGHS)

731
00:37:56,676 --> 00:37:59,446
Southern family here...

732
00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:01,247
in... in...

733
00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:05,885
(WEAKLY) ...in Lazio.

734
00:38:07,253 --> 00:38:08,288
Are you okay?

735
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:10,423
Am I okay?

736
00:38:11,157 --> 00:38:12,158
I'm okay.

737
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,610
Oh, my God.

738
00:38:15,610 --> 00:38:17,163
- (CARLO GASPING)
- Right.

739
00:38:17,163 --> 00:38:20,330
I switched our glasses
while you were on the phone.

740
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:22,535
(GASPS) I'm so sorry.

741
00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,771
It's just that you poured me
a way bigger portion

742
00:38:24,771 --> 00:38:27,173
and I didn't know if
I was gonna like limoncello.

743
00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:28,775
And I didn't wanna be rude because,

744
00:38:28,775 --> 00:38:31,110
typically I don't
like lemon-flavored things.

745
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:33,646
I think it's because I took a lot of
lemon-flavored Augmentin when I was a child.

746
00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:35,615
It's an antibiotic
and it's really disgusting.

747
00:38:35,615 --> 00:38:37,450
(SOBBING)

748
00:38:38,852 --> 00:38:42,188
(HIGH PITCHED) Oh, my God!
What do I do?

749
00:38:42,989 --> 00:38:44,391
What do I do?

750
00:38:45,592 --> 00:38:47,427
(SIGHS) Jenny.
Oh, my God, yeah, of course.

751
00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:50,130
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
Please, Jenny, please.

752
00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:52,966
Please answer the phone.
Please, please God.

753
00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:54,868
Oh, please answer. Okay.

754
00:38:54,868 --> 00:38:57,300
- JENNY: Sven. Yeah.
- SVEN: (OVER PHONE) Oh.</i>

755
00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:00,340
(IN SWEDISH)

756
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:02,442
(IN ENGLISH)
Okay, think about it.

757
00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:04,878
- Okay, Jenny.</i>
- Yeah. Okay.

758
00:39:04,878 --> 00:39:08,548
Hey, hey.
Find any hot Italian men yet?

759
00:39:08,548 --> 00:39:11,284
(STUTTERS) Uh, yes. Lorenzo.

760
00:39:16,589 --> 00:39:18,358
Slow down. Lorenzo did what?

761
00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,760
No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo.

762
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,961
Wait, who the **** is Carlo?

763
00:39:21,961 --> 00:39:24,397
Oh, my God. He is this
super-hot mob boss

764
00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:26,633
who I had dinner with.
But then he tried to poison me.

765
00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:27,801
So, I switched our drinks.

766
00:39:27,801 --> 00:39:29,235
And now he's dead.</i>

767
00:39:29,235 --> 00:39:30,804
Could I go to jail for this?</i>

768
00:39:30,804 --> 00:39:32,772
No. A little poison
switch-a-roo?

769
00:39:32,772 --> 00:39:34,507
It's classic self-defense.

770
00:39:34,507 --> 00:39:37,177
Oh, my God,
I killed a Mafia boss.

771
00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:38,812
I am a dead woman.

772
00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:40,847
(BREATHING ERRATICALLY)

773
00:39:41,414 --> 00:39:43,850
(VOMITS)

774
00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:45,652
- (SCREAMS OUT IN DISGUST)
- (MEN GRUNTING)

775
00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:49,389
(BANGING ON DOOR)

776
00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,657
ALDO: Everything okay
in there?

777
00:39:50,657 --> 00:39:52,125
(GASPS)

778
00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:53,560
- (GUNSHOTS IN HALLWAY)
- Oh, my God.

779
00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:57,630
(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)

780
00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:59,866
Oh, my God.

781
00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:02,535
- (BODY THUDS OUTSIDE)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

782
00:40:02,535 --> 00:40:03,970
Ah!

783
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:08,375
(DOOR OPENS)

784
00:40:14,714 --> 00:40:16,649
ALDO: You are terrible
at playing dead.

785
00:40:16,649 --> 00:40:18,385
(SCREAMS)

786
00:40:18,385 --> 00:40:21,588
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God, it's you.

787
00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:25,692
- Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much.
- Kristin, please stop.

788
00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:28,280
Oh, my God. Thank you.

789
00:40:29,290 --> 00:40:30,864
Is that a cannoli
in your pocket?

790
00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:32,565
(SAWING)

791
00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:37,404
- BIANCA: So you ****ed him?
- KRISTIN: No, he died first.

792
00:40:38,371 --> 00:40:40,674
You missed something.

793
00:40:40,674 --> 00:40:43,810
When he came,
he screamed like a woman.

794
00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:47,313
You... Right.

795
00:40:47,313 --> 00:40:51,151
Um, well, I guess
that might have been fun?

796
00:40:52,919 --> 00:40:54,888
- You took a shower?
- Yes.

797
00:40:54,888 --> 00:40:58,458
I took a shower because it
usually calms me down, but...

798
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,260
I've never seen
a dead body before.

799
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:01,695
And now I've seen three.
Three!

800
00:41:01,695 --> 00:41:03,263
I mean,
I live a very boring life.

801
00:41:03,263 --> 00:41:05,331
I am such a boring person.
I'm a boring woman.

802
00:41:05,331 --> 00:41:07,267
Seriously, I don't do anything
with my life. I don't go out.

803
00:41:07,267 --> 00:41:08,835
I just do everything
for everybody else.

804
00:41:08,835 --> 00:41:11,571
Those monsters
will stop at nothing

805
00:41:11,571 --> 00:41:13,139
until we're all dead

806
00:41:13,139 --> 00:41:14,941
and they're the only family
in Lazio.

807
00:41:14,941 --> 00:41:17,277
I have an idea.
I think I should go home.

808
00:41:17,277 --> 00:41:18,411
I don't think I belong here.

809
00:41:19,412 --> 00:41:21,810
- Did you not hear me?
- What?

810
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:22,949
If you leave now,
they will follow you

811
00:41:22,949 --> 00:41:25,180
and they will not stop
until you're dead.

812
00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:26,286
(GASPS)

813
00:41:26,286 --> 00:41:27,520
This is good.

814
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,756
How? How is this good?

815
00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:33,660
This will send a message to the
Romanos that our family is strong.

816
00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:36,963
You're the boss. And the boss
takes care of business.

817
00:41:36,963 --> 00:41:38,231
You did good.

818
00:41:38,231 --> 00:41:40,800
What? I murdered someone!

819
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,680
- Brava.
- Brava.</i>

820
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,603
No, no, no, no.

821
00:41:43,603 --> 00:41:45,872
Do not "brava"</i> me. I am bad.
I did a bad thing.

822
00:41:45,872 --> 00:41:48,375
Oh, my God, I just want
my Eat, Pray, Love.</i>

823
00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:53,780
What is he...

824
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:55,982
- (CRIES OUT IN DISGUST)
- (FABRIZIO GRUNTING)

825
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,451
(HEAVY OBJECT THUDS)

826
00:42:01,454 --> 00:42:03,890
Ciao,</i> Carletto.

827
00:42:03,890 --> 00:42:05,759
- (FLESH SQUELCHING)
- (FABRIZIO GRUNTING)

828
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:16,403
- (ALL SPITTING)
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

829
00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:20,507
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

830
00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:26,379
(GULPS NERVOUSLY)

831
00:42:44,197 --> 00:42:45,198
Bruno!

832
00:43:04,184 --> 00:43:05,752
(LAUGHS DIABOLICALLY)

833
00:43:14,270 --> 00:43:15,610
BRUNO: Mmm.

834
00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:20,567
(BRUNO CHUCKLES MENACINGLY)

835
00:43:20,567 --> 00:43:23,470
(IN ENGLISH) We have to kill
those Romanos before they kill us!

836
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:24,604
And I mean on purpose!

837
00:43:24,604 --> 00:43:26,473
No more accidentally
saving the day!

838
00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:27,874
You could be a little
nicer to me, you know.

839
00:43:27,874 --> 00:43:29,142
I just killed someone.

840
00:43:29,142 --> 00:43:31,311
I'm a very good person.
I'm a good mother.

841
00:43:31,311 --> 00:43:32,379
I would do anything for my son.

842
00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:33,680
I do everything for everyone.

843
00:43:33,713 --> 00:43:35,181
Even animals,
I can't even kill a bug.

844
00:43:35,181 --> 00:43:36,916
I put it under a little cup,
and I take it outside,

845
00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:39,652
and whisper, "Go. Be free.
Go live your life."

846
00:43:39,652 --> 00:43:42,880
And I imagine them building
a new home and a new life.

847
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,910
How are we supposed to appear
strong when she is...

848
00:43:45,825 --> 00:43:47,360
this?

849
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,230
These Romanos will never
negotiate peace on good terms.

850
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:52,665
Why are we negotiating at all? Why
don't we just give them what they want?

851
00:43:52,665 --> 00:43:54,267
(MIMICS KRISTIN)

852
00:43:54,267 --> 00:43:56,670
They want control
over all of our territories.

853
00:43:56,670 --> 00:43:58,171
So, why don't we just
give it to them?

854
00:43:58,171 --> 00:44:00,340
How do you expect us
to make money?

855
00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:01,808
I don't know!

856
00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:03,176
(BOTH GRUNT IN FRUSTRATION)

857
00:44:04,611 --> 00:44:06,179
What is it we do, anyway?

858
00:44:06,179 --> 00:44:07,814
- FABRIZIO: Drugs.
- BIANCA: Counterfeit bags.

859
00:44:07,814 --> 00:44:09,282
FABRIZIO: Guns. Gambling.

860
00:44:09,282 --> 00:44:13,286
Uh, so far I have heard
nothing that is either legal

861
00:44:13,286 --> 00:44:14,921
or moral.

862
00:44:16,256 --> 00:44:17,991
Because... (SIGHS) you know,

863
00:44:18,858 --> 00:44:21,610
we are the ****ing Mafia!

864
00:44:21,610 --> 00:44:22,662
You... (GROANS)

865
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:30,537
Let him go. He just needs
to blow off some steam.

866
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:34,700
Oh, yeah? So do I.
I am completely overwhelmed!

867
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,710
This is supposed to be
my vacation.

868
00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:38,712
- What are you doing?
- I'm confirming my date

869
00:44:38,712 --> 00:44:39,813
with Lorenzo
because that was the deal.

870
00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:41,448
But we are
in the middle of a war.

871
00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:43,717
No. You are
in the middle of a war.

872
00:44:43,717 --> 00:44:45,719
I am sick of doing everything
for everybody else!

873
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,454
I'm gonna do something for me.

874
00:44:47,454 --> 00:44:49,422
You cannot be
in public right now.

875
00:44:49,422 --> 00:44:50,724
Oh, I'm not going to be
in public.

876
00:44:50,724 --> 00:44:52,525
I'm going to have dinner
at his place.

877
00:44:52,525 --> 00:44:54,561
He is simple and adorable.

878
00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:56,796
And... I just wanna be
alone with him.

879
00:45:00,867 --> 00:45:02,736
(IN ENGLISH)
These are my cousins.

880
00:45:02,736 --> 00:45:05,605
I come from
a very conservative family

881
00:45:05,605 --> 00:45:07,674
and they wanna protect...

882
00:45:09,409 --> 00:45:10,744
my virtue.

883
00:45:16,182 --> 00:45:19,152
(IN ENGLISH) I guess it will
be a family affair. Please.

884
00:45:19,152 --> 00:45:21,321
Okay. Thank you.

885
00:45:21,321 --> 00:45:23,189
- It's good to see you.
- It's so good to see you.

886
00:45:23,189 --> 00:45:25,458
(CHUCKLES)

887
00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:29,262
Hi. Thank you for having us in
your home which is beautiful.

888
00:45:29,262 --> 00:45:32,932
- Welcome to my aunt's place. - (GASPS)
Oh, my God, it's totally magical.

889
00:45:32,932 --> 00:45:34,501
Yeah.

890
00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:37,437
Who is this? He looks like
such a naughty little hobbit.

891
00:45:37,437 --> 00:45:39,773
- Yeah. It's my uncle, Ernesto.
- Oh.

892
00:45:39,773 --> 00:45:42,575
- He recently died.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

893
00:45:42,575 --> 00:45:45,110
Yes, we are.
That's why I moved in.

894
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,313
- Oh, I see.
- But I am

895
00:45:47,313 --> 00:45:50,650
naming my own pasta line
this year.

896
00:45:50,650 --> 00:45:52,719
- This is your pasta line?
- It is.

897
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,521
Oh, my God, that is so exciting.

898
00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:56,389
You guys, look at this.
This is his.

899
00:45:56,389 --> 00:45:58,291
(SOFT ITALIAN MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

900
00:46:02,495 --> 00:46:05,331
Oh, Lord in Heaven,
I have never eaten

901
00:46:05,331 --> 00:46:06,833
homemade pasta before.

902
00:46:06,866 --> 00:46:08,935
Mmm, so good.

903
00:46:08,935 --> 00:46:11,638
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

904
00:46:13,473 --> 00:46:15,809
You know, it's... it's nice

905
00:46:15,809 --> 00:46:18,345
to be with a woman
who appreciates my cooking.

906
00:46:19,412 --> 00:46:20,613
Yeah. My ex never did.

907
00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:22,649
Ah, she sounds like a monster.

908
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:26,520
Oh, no. I didn't mean to
bring her up again. Forget it.

909
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,540
No, it's okay. I get it.

910
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:30,423
I mean, my husband,
my ex-husband

911
00:46:30,423 --> 00:46:32,580
was a total man-child.

912
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:34,494
I mean, he made everything
about himself.

913
00:46:34,494 --> 00:46:36,763
And his band
and his cheesy lyrics.

914
00:46:36,763 --> 00:46:38,264
That sounds horrible.

915
00:46:38,264 --> 00:46:40,633
(ESMERALDA SPEAKING ITALIAN)

916
00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:50,443
I'd convinced myself that

917
00:46:50,443 --> 00:46:55,148
his passion was more important than mine.
Like an idiot. (CHUCKLES)

918
00:46:55,148 --> 00:46:56,449
But even with our son,

919
00:46:56,449 --> 00:46:58,251
divorcing Paul, I swear to God,

920
00:46:58,251 --> 00:46:59,953
it was the best decision
I ever made.

921
00:46:59,953 --> 00:47:01,254
Oh, you have a child?

922
00:47:01,254 --> 00:47:03,990
Yes! Yes, I'll show you.
Here he is.

923
00:47:03,990 --> 00:47:06,960
There. That's Domenick.
He's my baby.

924
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,295
He's a really good kid.

925
00:47:09,295 --> 00:47:12,699
(BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN)

926
00:47:19,372 --> 00:47:20,874
Last bite.

927
00:47:20,874 --> 00:47:22,420
For me?

928
00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:23,877
The most precious. Yes.

929
00:47:23,877 --> 00:47:24,944
Okay.

930
00:47:33,253 --> 00:47:35,889
KRISTIN: Oh, your pasta.
(CHUCKLES)

931
00:47:35,889 --> 00:47:38,158
It's the greatest thing
I've ever had in my mouth.

932
00:47:38,158 --> 00:47:39,726
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

933
00:47:46,399 --> 00:47:47,434
Are your cousins okay with this?

934
00:47:47,434 --> 00:47:48,702
Yeah, they're fine.
Just kiss me.

935
00:47:48,702 --> 00:47:50,403
- (MOBILE PHONE BEEPING)
- Shit. No, no, no.

936
00:47:50,403 --> 00:47:51,871
(GASPS) Oh, God, I forgot.

937
00:47:51,871 --> 00:47:53,606
I've got this work Zoom meeting.

938
00:47:54,207 --> 00:47:56,142
Oh, my God. Cousins!

939
00:47:56,142 --> 00:47:58,912
I have to go. Rain check?
I'm sorry. I just...

940
00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:00,513
It's a really
important meeting that I...

941
00:48:01,348 --> 00:48:03,149
I totally forgot about it. Um...

942
00:48:03,149 --> 00:48:05,585
Thank you for having us.
I will call you.

943
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,324
(ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN)

944
00:48:12,592 --> 00:48:15,462
KRISTIN: I can't believe this.
Stupid work.

945
00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:16,930
I'm enjoying myself
for the first time in years,

946
00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:18,765
and I have to do this
dumb work Zoom.

947
00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:20,967
Come on. Quit your job.
You are a boss now.

948
00:48:20,967 --> 00:48:23,470
Oh. I can't just quit my job.
People are counting on me.

949
00:48:23,503 --> 00:48:24,871
- DANTE: Hmm.
- ALDO: Ma.

950
00:48:31,611 --> 00:48:33,460
Ma.

951
00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:34,948
- (IN ENGLISH) Are you okay?
- (MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

952
00:48:34,948 --> 00:48:36,950
My mother had
another dizzy spell

953
00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:40,186
and she has no more medication
now. Okay. Okay?

954
00:48:45,825 --> 00:48:47,127
(IN ENGLISH)
I know a pharmacist.

955
00:48:47,127 --> 00:48:48,762
We go tomorrow, okay?

956
00:48:48,762 --> 00:48:50,630
No, no, you should go tonight.
Go take care of it tonight.

957
00:48:50,630 --> 00:48:51,965
Yeah, but we must protect you.

958
00:48:51,965 --> 00:48:53,366
- He is right.
- No, family first.

959
00:48:53,366 --> 00:48:54,401
I'm okay. I'll be fine.

960
00:48:55,802 --> 00:48:56,970
Oh, Kristin.

961
00:48:57,771 --> 00:48:58,838
Would you mind to put this

962
00:48:58,838 --> 00:49:00,373
- into the fridge, please?
- Yes, sure.

963
00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:04,778
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

964
00:49:08,810 --> 00:49:10,160
Come on. So late.

965
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,218
(GROANS) Okay.

966
00:49:12,218 --> 00:49:14,870
(SIGHS) Here we go.

967
00:49:14,587 --> 00:49:15,855
(EXHALES)

968
00:49:17,791 --> 00:49:18,992
Oh.

969
00:49:18,992 --> 00:49:22,362
I can't wear this.
Oh, what am I... Oh, God.

970
00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:24,531
(KRISTIN STRUGGLING
WITH CLOTHES)

971
00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:27,967
Ugh, right. Uh...

972
00:49:29,235 --> 00:49:31,538
Come on, hurry, quick, quick!

973
00:49:31,538 --> 00:49:32,972
(KRISTIN SIGHS WITH FRUSTRATION)

974
00:49:32,972 --> 00:49:34,240
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

975
00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:36,810
Okay.

976
00:49:37,577 --> 00:49:38,845
(EXHALES)

977
00:49:39,546 --> 00:49:41,140
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

978
00:49:41,140 --> 00:49:43,383
Hey, nice of you
to finally join us.</i>

979
00:49:43,383 --> 00:49:45,251
(CHUCKLES) Sorry, the...

980
00:49:45,251 --> 00:49:47,520
the time difference
is a little crazy, so...

981
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,522
HANK: So, where are we
with Restylane?</i>

982
00:49:49,522 --> 00:49:51,758
Right, yes, okay.
Um, so first:

983
00:49:51,758 --> 00:49:54,260
Restylane makes women feel
great about themselves, right?

984
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:55,862
So, I was thinking
we open on a woman

985
00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:58,465
alone, drinking some fine wine,</i>

986
00:49:58,465 --> 00:50:00,633
longingly perusing
a travel brochure.</i>

987
00:50:00,633 --> 00:50:02,402
Mmm. I'm not really hearing
anything that pops.

988
00:50:02,402 --> 00:50:04,537
I mean, you know, you gotta grab
them in the first few seconds.

989
00:50:04,537 --> 00:50:07,730
(LAUGHS) But I just started.</i>

990
00:50:07,107 --> 00:50:10,430
Hey, you know who's
really great at this?

991
00:50:10,430 --> 00:50:12,479
Just riff, give us some of
that Randy magic.

992
00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:13,747
Go ahead and mute her.

993
00:50:15,715 --> 00:50:17,450
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

994
00:50:17,450 --> 00:50:18,551
All right.

995
00:50:18,551 --> 00:50:19,786
Help me!

996
00:50:19,786 --> 00:50:21,870
And I'm just spitballing,
all right.

997
00:50:21,121 --> 00:50:23,323
But I'm thinking,
woman on a jet-ski?

998
00:50:23,323 --> 00:50:24,457
Aw, that's fresh.

999
00:50:24,457 --> 00:50:26,226
Yeah, but how do we get there?

1000
00:50:26,226 --> 00:50:29,295
(SCREAMING) No! S.O.S.!

1001
00:50:29,295 --> 00:50:32,298
We open up on this attractive
but, you know, older woman.

1002
00:50:32,298 --> 00:50:33,767
Not too old, right?

1003
00:50:33,767 --> 00:50:35,168
Help me!

1004
00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:38,380
(CRYING) Oh, my God!
No, no, no, no, no, please.

1005
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:41,808
I'm thinking tight, hot, early forties
type role, you know what I'm saying?

1006
00:50:41,808 --> 00:50:43,576
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)
- Oh, my God.

1007
00:50:43,576 --> 00:50:46,379
You are much more attractive
than your grandfather.

1008
00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:47,881
Oh, my God.

1009
00:50:47,881 --> 00:50:49,315
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (GROANING WITH DISGUST)

1010
00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:50,450
No! (MOANS) No, no!

1011
00:50:51,885 --> 00:50:53,753
So, you know,
she minding her business,

1012
00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:55,188
walking through the desert
like people do.

1013
00:50:55,188 --> 00:50:57,824
WAYNE: That's a great
metaphor for a tired woman

1014
00:50:57,824 --> 00:50:59,793
with a face
that's so marked by time.

1015
00:50:59,793 --> 00:51:01,940
- Mmm.
- (DOWNWARD WHISTLE)

1016
00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,290
- Sit down!
- (GUN COCKS)

1017
00:51:03,290 --> 00:51:05,498
(BREATHING IRREGULARLY)
No, no, no. Please don't.

1018
00:51:05,498 --> 00:51:08,268
Please don't hurt me.
Please. No, no.

1019
00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:12,672
Oh, God, no. No entrata.</i>
Absolutely no entrata.</i> No.

1020
00:51:12,672 --> 00:51:15,208
You like salsiccia e friarelli?</i>

1021
00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:19,112
No. No sausages. I'm strictly vegetariano.</i>
No, thank you.

1022
00:51:19,112 --> 00:51:21,470
Very spicy.

1023
00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:27,530
She looks lonely. She looks...

1024
00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:28,888
- She looks her age, bro.
- She does.

1025
00:51:28,888 --> 00:51:30,657
No woman should look her age.

1026
00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:33,793
(EXCLAIMS, GROANS)

1027
00:51:34,527 --> 00:51:36,463
Crotch! Eye!

1028
00:51:36,463 --> 00:51:38,980
- Crotch! Eye!
- (BRUNO GROANING)

1029
00:51:38,980 --> 00:51:39,399
And like a blessing
from the heavens,

1030
00:51:39,399 --> 00:51:41,167
the sky opens up
and it starts to rain.

1031
00:51:44,871 --> 00:51:46,600
I love that pose.

1032
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,574
Crotch! Crotch!

1033
00:51:47,574 --> 00:51:49,376
- Eye! Crotch!
- (BRUNO SCREAMING)

1034
00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:53,460
Restylane Kysse plumps her lips.

1035
00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:55,181
Crotch! Eye!

1036
00:51:55,181 --> 00:51:57,250
- (GROANS)
- (WHIMPERING)

1037
00:51:58,718 --> 00:52:00,320
(KRISTIN GROANING)

1038
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,188
WAYNE: Makes them kissable.</i>

1039
00:52:02,188 --> 00:52:03,356
Rejuvenated.</i>

1040
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,261
- (EXCLAIMS)
- (BRUNO GROANS)

1041
00:52:10,196 --> 00:52:11,898
(BOTH GROANING)

1042
00:52:11,898 --> 00:52:13,333
**** you!

1043
00:52:14,734 --> 00:52:17,570
**** you, Randy!

1044
00:52:17,570 --> 00:52:20,306
- Now she's kissable.
- Oh, **** you, Wayne!

1045
00:52:21,274 --> 00:52:23,710
- Wow.
- Oh, **** you, Hank!

1046
00:52:23,710 --> 00:52:25,178
(GROWLING)

1047
00:52:26,312 --> 00:52:29,149
And you,
you ****ing creepy pervert!

1048
00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:30,617
**** you!
(FLESH SQUELCHES)

1049
00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:32,852
(SCREAMS, SHUDDERS)

1050
00:52:32,852 --> 00:52:36,456
RANDY: And then she just
rides off into the distance.</i>

1051
00:52:36,456 --> 00:52:38,425
- Soft, youthful...</i>
- (LAUGHS IN DISBELIEF)

1052
00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:40,493
(WHIMPERS)

1053
00:52:40,493 --> 00:52:42,228
- HANK: Randy, that was superb.</i>
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)

1054
00:52:42,228 --> 00:52:43,396
Okay.

1055
00:52:44,497 --> 00:52:45,799
See that, Kristin?

1056
00:52:45,799 --> 00:52:47,300
That's how it's done.</i>

1057
00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:49,436
Unmute.</i>

1058
00:52:50,837 --> 00:52:52,706
Kristin.</i>

1059
00:52:52,706 --> 00:52:54,207
Hey, tell me
you heard Randy's pitch.

1060
00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:57,544
Oh, Kristin?

1061
00:52:58,778 --> 00:52:59,879
Are you drunk?

1062
00:52:59,879 --> 00:53:01,815
(STUTTERS)

1063
00:53:01,815 --> 00:53:06,152
Oh, man. I really hoped
this day would never come

1064
00:53:06,152 --> 00:53:08,588
but I'm gonna have to
let you go.

1065
00:53:08,588 --> 00:53:11,691
By the way, you have some
pasta sauce on your face.

1066
00:53:13,727 --> 00:53:15,161
You know what?</i>

1067
00:53:15,161 --> 00:53:16,863
**** you!</i>

1068
00:53:16,863 --> 00:53:20,100
Whoa!
That's gratitude for you.

1069
00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:21,334
- Highly unnecessary.
- Toxic.

1070
00:53:24,804 --> 00:53:26,673
Oh, God.

1071
00:53:26,673 --> 00:53:29,420
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1072
00:53:46,259 --> 00:53:47,594
(SIGHS)

1073
00:53:48,461 --> 00:53:50,300
(DOORBELL CHIMES)

1074
00:54:03,843 --> 00:54:05,478
(TAPPING ON DOOR)

1075
00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:17,123
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
KRISTIN: Hmm?

1076
00:54:17,123 --> 00:54:19,225
BIANCA: You left quite a mess
at the villa.

1077
00:54:19,225 --> 00:54:21,628
You need to tell us
when things like this happen,

1078
00:54:21,628 --> 00:54:23,363
so we don't have to worry

1079
00:54:23,363 --> 00:54:25,632
whether or not
you are currently alive.

1080
00:54:25,632 --> 00:54:27,801
Oh, fine. So, next time
someone tries to murder me,

1081
00:54:27,801 --> 00:54:29,200
I'll be sure to let you know.

1082
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,737
Grazie.</i>

1083
00:54:30,737 --> 00:54:33,340
(IN ENGLISH) Now, the Romanos
want to meet today.

1084
00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:36,509
Oh, so they can
try to kill me again? Huh!

1085
00:54:36,509 --> 00:54:39,779
I thought once you'd had ***,
you would calm down a bit.

1086
00:54:39,779 --> 00:54:41,470
Hey, I've been here two days

1087
00:54:41,470 --> 00:54:42,382
and I've been almost
murdered twice.

1088
00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:43,683
That's one per day.

1089
00:54:43,717 --> 00:54:46,860
I'm gonna need a lot more ***
to calm me down!

1090
00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:47,387
I know a man.

1091
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:48,688
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1092
00:54:48,722 --> 00:54:51,391
(IN ENGLISH)
Stop with your cousin, please.

1093
00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:53,760
They're prepared
to make some concessions.

1094
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,362
We have the upper hand.

1095
00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:57,597
They've agreed
to a public meeting.

1096
00:54:57,597 --> 00:54:59,332
Fabrizio will be there with you.

1097
00:54:59,332 --> 00:55:02,335
I can't be there
because it's only family.

1098
00:55:02,335 --> 00:55:04,604
Fine. But I wanna meet
at La Bottega del Gelato

1099
00:55:04,604 --> 00:55:06,390
because it has
a five-star rating.

1100
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,641
And I never have gelato.
And I have been dying to go!

1101
00:55:08,641 --> 00:55:10,610
- But we have...
- That's an order!

1102
00:55:11,611 --> 00:55:14,470
KRISTIN: Mmm. Mmm!

1103
00:55:14,470 --> 00:55:17,517
Look, I am tired of this war.

1104
00:55:17,517 --> 00:55:19,486
Oh, my gosh,
Tripadvisor does not lie.

1105
00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:21,788
My family is tired of this war.

1106
00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:23,823
It's got to stop.

1107
00:55:23,823 --> 00:55:26,259
MAMMONE: We couldn't
agree more.

1108
00:55:26,259 --> 00:55:30,630
You killed our boss,
and our best killer.

1109
00:55:31,131 --> 00:55:33,199
All by yourself.

1110
00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:35,568
Does your offer
for Formia stand?

1111
00:55:36,803 --> 00:55:38,972
Yes. Absoluto.</i>

1112
00:55:41,274 --> 00:55:44,577
So, we are at peace
then, Mammone?

1113
00:55:51,284 --> 00:55:52,686
(IN ENGLISH) We are at peace...

1114
00:55:56,156 --> 00:55:57,457
Donna Balbano.

1115
00:55:59,325 --> 00:56:00,827
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1116
00:56:08,435 --> 00:56:09,602
(CARLO'S SONS
SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1117
00:56:09,602 --> 00:56:10,770
Oh.

1118
00:56:10,770 --> 00:56:12,138
(ALL SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1119
00:56:17,577 --> 00:56:18,812
(IN ENGLISH)
Well, there you go.

1120
00:56:19,746 --> 00:56:21,147
(LOUDLY) Can I get
another scoop?

1121
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,851
(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)

1122
00:56:35,628 --> 00:56:36,629
(KISSES)

1123
00:56:44,170 --> 00:56:45,638
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1124
00:56:45,638 --> 00:56:46,740
(KRISTIN CHUCKLES)

1125
00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:48,274
(IN ENGLISH)
You really impressed me.

1126
00:56:48,274 --> 00:56:49,943
Oh, yeah, the meeting

1127
00:56:49,943 --> 00:56:51,644
went better
than I thought it would.

1128
00:56:51,644 --> 00:56:53,513
Because you terrified them.

1129
00:56:53,513 --> 00:56:57,830
Last night
was a true work of art.

1130
00:56:58,518 --> 00:57:01,154
You have rage, Kristin.

1131
00:57:02,550 --> 00:57:03,590
Wild,

1132
00:57:03,590 --> 00:57:06,590
passionate, deep rage.

1133
00:57:07,594 --> 00:57:08,661
I like it.

1134
00:57:10,296 --> 00:57:13,733
(CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY) Okay.

1135
00:57:15,235 --> 00:57:17,537
You know,
it wasn't just blood on Bruno.

1136
00:57:18,838 --> 00:57:22,308
It was mushy, thick.

1137
00:57:22,308 --> 00:57:26,479
Bits of his scrotum
were stuffed in his eye socket.

1138
00:57:26,913 --> 00:57:27,947
Mmm.

1139
00:57:29,482 --> 00:57:31,751
And that's why
they listened to you.

1140
00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:34,521
Because he had bits of his
scrotum stuffed in his eye socket?

1141
00:57:35,355 --> 00:57:36,956
Maybe.

1142
00:57:36,956 --> 00:57:39,793
And that's how
you earned rispetto.</i>

1143
00:57:40,994 --> 00:57:43,530
You'll fit
right into this family!

1144
00:57:44,964 --> 00:57:46,199
Give me your hand.

1145
00:57:47,233 --> 00:57:48,401
What, uh...

1146
00:57:49,436 --> 00:57:51,338
Oh, no. Oh, no,
you don't have to.

1147
00:57:51,338 --> 00:57:52,405
- Yeah.
- You should... No, no.

1148
00:57:52,405 --> 00:57:53,707
Oh, it's too big. I don't...

1149
00:57:53,707 --> 00:57:55,141
KRISTIN: Mmm.

1150
00:57:56,876 --> 00:57:59,790
Yeah, it fits pretty well.

1151
00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:00,847
And now...

1152
00:58:01,581 --> 00:58:03,717
give me some "grrrr."

1153
00:58:03,717 --> 00:58:05,251
Be the leopard!

1154
00:58:06,219 --> 00:58:08,254
What, uh...
(GROWLING)

1155
00:58:09,222 --> 00:58:11,291
- (PURRS)
- No, no. (GROWLS)

1156
00:58:12,258 --> 00:58:13,593
- (HACKING GROWL)
- No, no, no.

1157
00:58:13,593 --> 00:58:16,363
No fur ball.
No espresso machine.

1158
00:58:16,363 --> 00:58:17,831
Just... (GROWLS)

1159
00:58:18,732 --> 00:58:20,433
(GROWLING)

1160
00:58:20,433 --> 00:58:22,102
(BOTH GROWLING)

1161
00:58:24,471 --> 00:58:25,839
This one. This one. This one.

1162
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:28,541
Bye.

1163
00:58:30,710 --> 00:58:32,579
Okay. Thank you.

1164
00:58:33,313 --> 00:58:34,814
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God.

1165
00:58:36,449 --> 00:58:38,685
What the ****?

1166
00:58:42,550 --> 00:58:43,423
Are you kidding me?

1167
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,191
(EXHALES)

1168
00:58:54,901 --> 00:58:56,360
(BURPS)

1169
00:58:57,937 --> 00:59:00,940
(GROANS) Oh, God.

1170
00:59:01,775 --> 00:59:04,310
Oh, Bianca.

1171
00:59:04,310 --> 00:59:05,512
You know, a month ago,

1172
00:59:05,512 --> 00:59:07,881
I was feeding the homeless
in Long Beach.

1173
00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:11,317
I mean, I help old people
cross the road all the time.

1174
00:59:11,317 --> 00:59:14,320
I am a good person.

1175
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:18,240
Of course you are.
You made peace.

1176
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,161
Yeah, but at what cost?
I feel like Michael Corleone.

1177
00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:24,640
You saw the movie?

1178
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,800
No. I read
the Wikipedia summary.

1179
00:59:28,535 --> 00:59:32,772
Kristin, the world isn't
black and white.

1180
00:59:32,772 --> 00:59:35,775
Your grandfather
took care of my family.

1181
00:59:35,775 --> 00:59:37,877
He put my mother through school

1182
00:59:37,877 --> 00:59:40,113
- and gave us shelter and food.
- Huh.

1183
00:59:41,648 --> 00:59:43,917
And bought me this leg.

1184
00:59:48,355 --> 00:59:50,757
Wait, what did you say
about your leg?

1185
00:59:52,492 --> 00:59:55,862
When I was 13,
a truck hit my Vespa.

1186
00:59:55,862 --> 00:59:57,630
Oh, my God!

1187
00:59:57,630 --> 00:59:59,866
All the kids made fun of me.

1188
00:59:59,866 --> 01:00:01,301
Oh.

1189
01:00:01,301 --> 01:00:06,740
But Don Balbano came
to our house with a big box.

1190
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:09,776
And he brought me
a prosthetic leg.

1191
01:00:10,910 --> 01:00:12,645
It changed my life.

1192
01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:16,316
Wow. I mean, jeez, I...

1193
01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:19,786
- I didn't even...
- (HOLLOW CLANG)

1194
01:00:19,786 --> 01:00:21,755
Couldn't tell. Looks so real.

1195
01:00:22,188 --> 01:00:24,324
So, Kristin, I'm living proof

1196
01:00:24,324 --> 01:00:27,427
that you can do a lot of good
with the power you have.

1197
01:00:27,427 --> 01:00:29,963
It's not about losing yourself.

1198
01:00:30,897 --> 01:00:34,367
It's about becoming yourself.

1199
01:00:37,237 --> 01:00:38,638
To the old you.

1200
01:00:38,638 --> 01:00:40,940
Oh, no, I don't wanna go back
to that me.

1201
01:00:40,940 --> 01:00:42,909
I don't like that one.
No, I don't think so.

1202
01:00:42,909 --> 01:00:45,478
Then what do you wanna do?

1203
01:00:46,946 --> 01:00:49,182
Well,

1204
01:00:49,182 --> 01:00:52,520
we're involved in an
import/export business, right?

1205
01:00:52,752 --> 01:00:53,820
Mmm-hmm.

1206
01:00:56,189 --> 01:00:57,190
KRISTIN: Hmm.

1207
01:01:01,127 --> 01:01:02,429
I think I have an idea.

1208
01:01:02,462 --> 01:01:04,898
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1209
01:01:04,898 --> 01:01:05,965
KRISTIN: It's a win-win,
right?</i>

1210
01:01:05,965 --> 01:01:07,500
Because we keep prices low</i>

1211
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:09,803
and we sell medications
to people in Italy</i>

1212
01:01:09,803 --> 01:01:11,971
that they can't usually find
at a reasonable rate.</i>

1213
01:01:11,971 --> 01:01:13,707
Because it's not just
about profit.

1214
01:01:13,707 --> 01:01:15,675
It's about
helping people, right?

1215
01:01:15,675 --> 01:01:17,110
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1216
01:02:56,576 --> 01:02:58,345
I was just thinking.

1217
01:02:58,345 --> 01:03:00,914
We've been together
a few months now

1218
01:03:00,914 --> 01:03:03,483
and I have never
been to your place. (CHUCKLES)

1219
01:03:03,483 --> 01:03:05,385
You're still quite secretive.

1220
01:03:05,385 --> 01:03:08,540
I am not secretive.

1221
01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:12,920
I'm not. Come here,
I'm gonna take a photo

1222
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,195
of us and the Vaticano.</i>

1223
01:03:15,195 --> 01:03:17,330
- (CLEARS THROAT) Right. Ready?
- Okay.

1224
01:03:18,598 --> 01:03:20,467
- Yay.
- Yay.

1225
01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:23,703
There. Okay.
And now I am posting it.

1226
01:03:24,771 --> 01:03:26,840
Immediately. There.

1227
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,274
There we are. Done.

1228
01:03:28,274 --> 01:03:29,943
- Okay.
- Mmm-hmm.

1229
01:03:31,811 --> 01:03:34,514
(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)

1230
01:03:35,715 --> 01:03:37,117
Nicky. Oh, my God,

1231
01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,718
I miss you so much.
(WHISPERS) It's my son.

1232
01:03:38,718 --> 01:03:39,953
Who's the dude?

1233
01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:42,722
Uh, he is my pasta teacher.

1234
01:03:42,722 --> 01:03:45,592
We're just out
buying double zero flour.

1235
01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:48,795
Okay. I gotta go to class.
Um, I love you.

1236
01:03:48,795 --> 01:03:50,960
I love you.

1237
01:03:54,267 --> 01:03:57,103
Pasta teacher?
Honestly, I just feel like

1238
01:03:57,103 --> 01:03:58,705
you're not telling me something.

1239
01:03:58,705 --> 01:04:00,440
- Oh, really?
- Don't you trust me?

1240
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:03,610
- Stop it.
- Don't you trust me?

1241
01:04:03,643 --> 01:04:05,812
Don't even joke.

1242
01:04:05,812 --> 01:04:07,981
- You can tell me anything.
- (SIGHS)

1243
01:04:12,719 --> 01:04:14,870
I love you.

1244
01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:16,723
(SEAGULLS CALLING)

1245
01:04:24,197 --> 01:04:26,166
Oh, my God. Paul?

1246
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,101
- Your Paul?
- That Paul?

1247
01:04:28,101 --> 01:04:29,402
Get off me! Who the hell
are these guys?

1248
01:04:29,402 --> 01:04:30,904
What the hell
are you doing here?

1249
01:04:30,904 --> 01:04:33,340
I flew here to find you.
I saw your Insta.

1250
01:04:33,340 --> 01:04:35,875
Dammit. I post
one stupid photo.

1251
01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:37,143
(PAUL WHIMPERING)

1252
01:04:37,143 --> 01:04:38,745
(CHUCKLES) He's much weaker
than I imagined.

1253
01:04:38,745 --> 01:04:40,714
And I imagined
someone very weak.

1254
01:04:40,714 --> 01:04:42,649
- Who's Paul?
- I'm her husband!

1255
01:04:42,682 --> 01:04:44,317
No... (SIGHS)

1256
01:04:44,317 --> 01:04:46,586
- You are married?
- No, we are separated.

1257
01:04:46,586 --> 01:04:48,188
Look, I can see you're
a pretty handsome guy

1258
01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:49,556
and you've been having
some great ***...

1259
01:04:49,556 --> 01:04:50,924
Dante, please take him
back to the villa.

1260
01:04:50,924 --> 01:04:54,427
- Come on, Paul. Let's go.
- What, what? Let me go.

1261
01:04:54,427 --> 01:04:56,563
So he gets to go
to your place, but I can't?

1262
01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:58,498
No, it's not like that. No.

1263
01:04:58,498 --> 01:04:59,933
You told me you were divorced.

1264
01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:01,201
Well, we may as well be.

1265
01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:02,836
He's a horrible husband
who cheated on me.

1266
01:05:03,236 --> 01:05:05,138
- No. No.
- No, I mean...

1267
01:05:05,138 --> 01:05:06,940
It's taken me
so long to trust again.

1268
01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,742
- And I really care about you.
- No, no.

1269
01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:11,244
I... I care about you.
I care about you so much.

1270
01:05:11,244 --> 01:05:13,179
Then let's be honest
with each other.

1271
01:05:14,748 --> 01:05:18,518
Is there anything else
you are keeping from me?

1272
01:05:19,219 --> 01:05:20,387
(ALDO CLEARS HIS THROAT)

1273
01:05:21,254 --> 01:05:23,890
- Hmm?
- Um...

1274
01:05:23,890 --> 01:05:25,892
Oh, my God. Um...

1275
01:05:25,892 --> 01:05:29,620
I'm so sorry, I really do
have to go deal with this.

1276
01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:31,331
- Okay? I'm sorry.
- Sure, go.

1277
01:05:32,332 --> 01:05:34,100
- It's okay.
- I'll see you.

1278
01:05:42,942 --> 01:05:44,811
- KRISTIN: God dammit, Paul.
- DANTE: Just stay back!

1279
01:05:44,811 --> 01:05:46,413
PAUL: (MUFFLED)
I need to pee, please.

1280
01:05:46,413 --> 01:05:48,615
- What did you guys do?
- I shut his mouth.

1281
01:05:48,615 --> 01:05:49,916
He's very annoying.

1282
01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:51,384
PAUL: I need to pee.
I can't hold it.

1283
01:05:51,384 --> 01:05:52,952
Okay. Okay.

1284
01:05:53,953 --> 01:05:56,556
Nice and easy.

1285
01:05:56,556 --> 01:05:58,491
Actually, Dante, can you grab
some baby oil and Q-tips?

1286
01:05:58,491 --> 01:06:00,193
- I think it'll be...
- Ow!

1287
01:06:00,193 --> 01:06:02,796
Dammit! I was just
getting over a cold sore.

1288
01:06:02,796 --> 01:06:04,964
The cheater does not
deserve your care.

1289
01:06:04,964 --> 01:06:06,966
You told these people
about Tracy?

1290
01:06:06,966 --> 01:06:08,301
What the hell is wrong with you?

1291
01:06:08,301 --> 01:06:09,636
Hey. Hey.

1292
01:06:10,804 --> 01:06:12,972
(GROANS) Dammit!

1293
01:06:12,972 --> 01:06:15,675
No one talks to her that way.
Show some respect. Huh?

1294
01:06:15,675 --> 01:06:17,310
- To Kristin?
- (SPITS)

1295
01:06:18,511 --> 01:06:21,414
Ew. Kristin, do something.

1296
01:06:24,317 --> 01:06:27,687
Why are you so nice

1297
01:06:27,687 --> 01:06:29,289
- to this stronzo?</i>
- (GRUNTS)

1298
01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:31,324
How dare you call me something

1299
01:06:31,324 --> 01:06:32,592
I don't even know what it means?

1300
01:06:33,793 --> 01:06:35,295
Who the hell are these people?

1301
01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:37,864
They are her best
grape squashers.

1302
01:06:37,864 --> 01:06:39,165
And I'm the label maker.

1303
01:06:39,165 --> 01:06:41,401
Yes. I am a vintner now.

1304
01:06:41,401 --> 01:06:44,304
- You make swords?
- Wine, stronzo.</i>

1305
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:46,139
I'm gonna look that word up
as soon as I get outta here.

1306
01:06:46,139 --> 01:06:48,241
Why are you even here?

1307
01:06:48,241 --> 01:06:51,311
I hadn't heard from you.
I was worried about you.

1308
01:06:52,345 --> 01:06:53,413
I miss you.

1309
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,416
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)

1310
01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:57,484
Okay.

1311
01:06:58,418 --> 01:06:59,486
Okay, fine.

1312
01:07:00,186 --> 01:07:02,455
After you lost your job,

1313
01:07:02,455 --> 01:07:04,891
our joint bank account is empty.

1314
01:07:04,891 --> 01:07:06,459
- (SCOFFS)
- So, I figured, you know,

1315
01:07:06,459 --> 01:07:07,894
since I'm your husband,

1316
01:07:07,894 --> 01:07:10,497
I should probably come
live with you in the villa.

1317
01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:12,265
Oh, my God. It all makes
perfect sense now.

1318
01:07:12,265 --> 01:07:14,601
You only came here
to get something else from me!

1319
01:07:15,301 --> 01:07:16,870
Go home, Paul.

1320
01:07:16,870 --> 01:07:19,706
Actually, you only had enough
points for a one-way ticket.

1321
01:07:19,706 --> 01:07:21,341
- (SCOFFS) Pathetic.
- He's not worth it.

1322
01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:22,509
What did you see in him?

1323
01:07:22,509 --> 01:07:23,510
- Just take my card and...
- Kristin, no.

1324
01:07:23,510 --> 01:07:24,811
Don't!

1325
01:07:24,844 --> 01:07:26,146
- No, you're better than this.
- You're right.

1326
01:07:26,146 --> 01:07:27,480
- I should just book it myself.
- No, Kristin.

1327
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,382
- That's not what we meant!
- That's worse.

1328
01:07:29,382 --> 01:07:30,750
Fine. Fine.

1329
01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:33,787
- Paul, you're a grown-*** man!
- (DANTE LAUGHS)

1330
01:07:33,787 --> 01:07:36,189
- Figure it out yourself!
- There you go.

1331
01:07:36,189 --> 01:07:37,957
Own your power. Brava.</i>

1332
01:07:37,957 --> 01:07:40,226
- (ALDO SPEAKING ITALIAN)
- So, take him to the airport!

1333
01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:45,310
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)

1334
01:07:46,933 --> 01:07:48,368
You've been stress

1335
01:07:48,368 --> 01:07:50,804
- grape gathering all night.
- (SIGHS)

1336
01:07:50,804 --> 01:07:54,541
Stop worrying
about your imbecile husband.

1337
01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:57,777
He'll find his way home.
Or he won't.

1338
01:07:57,777 --> 01:08:01,247
No, it's just that, you know,
Paul hurt me so much

1339
01:08:01,247 --> 01:08:02,649
over the years
with all the lying.

1340
01:08:02,649 --> 01:08:04,951
And I don't wanna do that
to Lorenzo.

1341
01:08:04,951 --> 01:08:07,754
But you can't tell Lorenzo
about this part of your life.

1342
01:08:07,754 --> 01:08:09,956
I know. I know.

1343
01:08:09,956 --> 01:08:12,359
But what if it wasn't
part of my life?

1344
01:08:14,127 --> 01:08:15,528
What are you saying?

1345
01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:17,697
I'm saying...

1346
01:08:18,431 --> 01:08:19,766
I want out.

1347
01:08:21,434 --> 01:08:24,237
But the family heads
are meeting today.

1348
01:08:24,237 --> 01:08:26,206
I'm not allowed at the table,

1349
01:08:26,206 --> 01:08:28,541
but you and Fabrizio
have to be there.

1350
01:08:28,541 --> 01:08:29,943
Okay, perfect.

1351
01:08:29,943 --> 01:08:31,845
Well, that's where
I'll announce my resignation.

1352
01:08:31,845 --> 01:08:33,813
But you can't just leave.

1353
01:08:35,215 --> 01:08:36,416
Actually, yes, I can.

1354
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,685
You said,
once I made peace, remember?

1355
01:08:38,685 --> 01:08:39,886
(LAUGHS)

1356
01:08:39,919 --> 01:08:42,220
- You believed me.
- (SCOFFS)

1357
01:08:42,220 --> 01:08:45,392
I knew you wouldn't go back
to your old sad life.

1358
01:08:46,860 --> 01:08:51,664
Besides, that was before
you created all this beauty.

1359
01:08:51,664 --> 01:08:54,801
The pharmacy business.
Helping people.

1360
01:08:54,801 --> 01:08:58,872
I know. I just wanna
give Lorenzo a chance.

1361
01:08:58,872 --> 01:09:01,841
So, you're willing
to give up all of this

1362
01:09:01,841 --> 01:09:04,244
for a man you barely know?

1363
01:09:04,244 --> 01:09:06,880
What? We've been
dating for months!

1364
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,150
Have you farted in front of him?

1365
01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:12,452
Well, like a tiny little...
(IMITATES FART)

1366
01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:13,753
(LAUGHS)

1367
01:09:13,753 --> 01:09:15,188
He didn't hear it.
But, you know,

1368
01:09:15,188 --> 01:09:16,756
he did fart in front of me once.

1369
01:09:17,624 --> 01:09:19,192
But, really,

1370
01:09:19,192 --> 01:09:20,894
I've made up my mind.

1371
01:09:23,290 --> 01:09:24,431
Fine.

1372
01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:27,834
I just hope
this is what you want.

1373
01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:32,605
Never let a man dictate
who you are or what you can do.

1374
01:09:45,510 --> 01:09:47,887
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1375
01:10:25,258 --> 01:10:26,960
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1376
01:10:30,530 --> 01:10:31,631
MAMMONE: (IN ENGLISH)
Thank you all

1377
01:10:31,631 --> 01:10:32,832
for joining us today.

1378
01:10:32,832 --> 01:10:34,367
We called this meeting

1379
01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:37,370
to discuss
your pharmaceutical business.

1380
01:10:37,837 --> 01:10:38,972
Yes.

1381
01:10:38,972 --> 01:10:41,941
Hello, everyone.
I'm Donna Balbano.

1382
01:10:41,941 --> 01:10:43,243
And I brought
a little something special

1383
01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:44,811
- for everybody today.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)

1384
01:10:45,645 --> 01:10:46,646
(CASE UNLOCKING)

1385
01:10:48,148 --> 01:10:51,151
Ta-da! I made muffins.
(LAUGHS)

1386
01:10:51,151 --> 01:10:52,652
I know you may not
wanna eat them

1387
01:10:52,652 --> 01:10:53,953
because of the whole
poison thing,

1388
01:10:53,953 --> 01:10:56,389
but please remember,
we are at peace.

1389
01:10:57,157 --> 01:10:59,292
See? Mmm.

1390
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:01,261
Poison-free muffins. (GIGGLES)

1391
01:11:01,261 --> 01:11:02,595
I just thought
it would be really nice

1392
01:11:02,595 --> 01:11:04,664
- to break bread together.
- Kristin!

1393
01:11:04,664 --> 01:11:06,399
- My bananas were going bad...
- Enough!

1394
01:11:06,399 --> 01:11:08,268
And I needed to use them.

1395
01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:14,700
Your business is causing
quite the problem for us.

1396
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:16,142
I deal with
pharmaceuticals, Mammone.

1397
01:11:16,142 --> 01:11:18,545
I'm not touching electronics,
or your cars.

1398
01:11:18,545 --> 01:11:20,947
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

1399
01:11:20,947 --> 01:11:23,283
But all of our business

1400
01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:25,552
has to pass by the inspectors.

1401
01:11:25,552 --> 01:11:28,588
And the inspectors
are on your payroll.

1402
01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:30,560
(YELLING IN ITALIAN)

1403
01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:32,759
Hey, listen, listen. I could
talk to the inspectors.

1404
01:11:32,759 --> 01:11:35,428
I have a great rapport
with them.

1405
01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:38,765
The damage is done.
We are losing a lot of money.

1406
01:11:40,734 --> 01:11:45,605
You must pay
a percentage of your business.

1407
01:11:45,605 --> 01:11:47,907
Actually, now is really
not the best time.

1408
01:11:47,907 --> 01:11:50,410
I was hoping we can keep
all this beautiful peace

1409
01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:51,711
that we've been enjoying.

1410
01:11:51,711 --> 01:11:54,581
You know, I'm alive.
You guys are all alive.

1411
01:11:54,581 --> 01:11:58,151
In fact, these muffins
are kind of a parting gift.

1412
01:11:58,151 --> 01:12:00,220
I'm planning on
stepping down shortly.

1413
01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:01,554
(MEN MURMURING IN ITALIAN)

1414
01:12:01,554 --> 01:12:04,240
Oh, I'll be leaving you
in very good hands.

1415
01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,659
Bianca will be taking over

1416
01:12:06,659 --> 01:12:08,762
as the new boss
of the Balbano family.

1417
01:12:08,762 --> 01:12:09,996
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1418
01:12:09,996 --> 01:12:11,297
Your secretary?

1419
01:12:11,297 --> 01:12:12,899
She is so much more than
a secretary.

1420
01:12:12,899 --> 01:12:14,367
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- You have no idea.

1421
01:12:14,367 --> 01:12:15,468
Nice joke.

1422
01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:21,410
You think you can
**** us all over

1423
01:12:21,410 --> 01:12:22,575
and leave?

1424
01:12:22,575 --> 01:12:23,643
No.

1425
01:12:23,643 --> 01:12:24,878
It doesn't work like that.

1426
01:12:24,878 --> 01:12:27,781
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

1427
01:12:27,781 --> 01:12:31,518
Let's all calm down.
I'm not ****ing anybody over.

1428
01:12:31,518 --> 01:12:33,687
(IN ITALIAN)

1429
01:12:35,221 --> 01:12:37,891
(IN ENGLISH) Lorenzo?
Oh, my God, you're a cop?

1430
01:12:37,891 --> 01:12:39,693
Not ****ing us over, eh?

1431
01:12:39,693 --> 01:12:42,762
(IN ITALIAN)

1432
01:12:42,762 --> 01:12:44,230
(FEMALE OFFICER
SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1433
01:12:46,499 --> 01:12:48,268
(IN ENGLISH) Weapons down,
mother****ers!

1434
01:12:48,268 --> 01:12:49,602
Aunt Esmeralda?

1435
01:12:51,771 --> 01:12:53,473
(LORENZO SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1436
01:13:00,246 --> 01:13:01,281
- (GROANS)
- Oh, my...

1437
01:13:02,515 --> 01:13:03,516
(SCREAMING)

1438
01:13:05,352 --> 01:13:06,720
(SCATTERED GUNSHOTS)

1439
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,655
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1440
01:13:11,424 --> 01:13:13,293
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
- DANTE: Kristin! Kristin!

1441
01:13:15,261 --> 01:13:17,630
(KRISTIN SCREAMING)

1442
01:13:17,630 --> 01:13:19,999
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.

1443
01:13:26,673 --> 01:13:28,441
Kristin. Kristin!

1444
01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:31,745
- Let's go!
- Okay.

1445
01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:34,814
Stay low.

1446
01:13:34,814 --> 01:13:36,282
(SCREAMS)

1447
01:13:37,751 --> 01:13:39,886
(GANG MEMBERS CLAMORING)

1448
01:13:41,955 --> 01:13:42,956
(GUNSHOTS)

1449
01:13:50,296 --> 01:13:52,732
So, you were just using me
this whole entire time?

1450
01:13:52,732 --> 01:13:54,267
My parents were gunned down

1451
01:13:54,267 --> 01:13:56,469
by the Mafia
right in front of me!

1452
01:13:56,469 --> 01:14:00,440
At my soccer game.
After I missed a goal.

1453
01:14:03,777 --> 01:14:05,145
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1454
01:14:06,613 --> 01:14:07,881
(ALDO AND DANTE YELLING)

1455
01:14:08,682 --> 01:14:10,116
Uzi.

1456
01:14:10,116 --> 01:14:11,317
(ALDO AND DANTE REPEATING)

1457
01:14:19,859 --> 01:14:20,894
(GASPS)

1458
01:14:20,894 --> 01:14:22,295
I was assigned to this case...

1459
01:14:22,295 --> 01:14:23,697
So I'm just a case?

1460
01:14:23,697 --> 01:14:26,166
What about your marriage,
and your ex, that's lies?

1461
01:14:26,733 --> 01:14:27,901
Mostly.

1462
01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:29,690
And who the **** is Esmeralda?

1463
01:14:29,690 --> 01:14:31,571
You mean Maria? She's my boss.

1464
01:14:31,571 --> 01:14:33,306
(GASPS) And who are you?

1465
01:14:33,306 --> 01:14:35,275
- I am Rodolfo.
- Rodolfo?

1466
01:14:37,177 --> 01:14:38,645
Yes, but you can call me Rudy.

1467
01:14:38,645 --> 01:14:40,647
Rudy? I'm not
calling you anything.

1468
01:14:40,647 --> 01:14:42,482
(ESMERALDA YELLING IN ITALIAN)

1469
01:14:45,952 --> 01:14:47,787
(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

1470
01:14:47,787 --> 01:14:49,890
Mama!

1471
01:14:50,290 --> 01:14:51,358
(CRYING)

1472
01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:54,527
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1473
01:14:54,527 --> 01:14:57,630
Oh, my God.
Are you even a pasta maker?

1474
01:14:57,630 --> 01:14:59,320
We were gonna run away together.

1475
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:00,600
We were gonna open a restaurant.

1476
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:01,968
I was gonna make the wine,
you were gonna make the food.

1477
01:15:01,968 --> 01:15:03,603
I was gonna get fat
and you weren't gonna care.

1478
01:15:03,603 --> 01:15:04,938
It was gonna be heaven!

1479
01:15:05,505 --> 01:15:06,673
How fat?

1480
01:15:06,673 --> 01:15:08,208
(GASPS)

1481
01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:09,242
(IN ENGLISH) All clear!

1482
01:15:10,343 --> 01:15:11,644
Get away from me.

1483
01:15:11,644 --> 01:15:13,747
Please. No, no, Kristin,
please. (GROANS) Kristin.

1484
01:15:13,747 --> 01:15:16,490
No, I am not talking to you.
We are done.

1485
01:15:16,490 --> 01:15:18,218
Uh, no, Kristin.

1486
01:15:18,218 --> 01:15:19,519
I'm arresting you.

1487
01:15:20,787 --> 01:15:21,855
I'm sorry.

1488
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:31,531
I'm so sorry for this.

1489
01:15:32,532 --> 01:15:33,967
(GANG MEMBERS CLAMORING)

1490
01:15:35,869 --> 01:15:36,870
Come on.

1491
01:15:39,939 --> 01:15:41,740
(DANTE AND ALDO SPITTING)

1492
01:15:43,710 --> 01:15:45,245
I...

1493
01:15:45,245 --> 01:15:47,714
(MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1494
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,855
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- You...

1495
01:15:55,855 --> 01:15:57,691
have a finger in your hair.

1496
01:15:58,458 --> 01:15:59,592
(GASPS)

1497
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:01,594
Stick it up your ***!

1498
01:16:03,163 --> 01:16:04,831
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1499
01:16:04,831 --> 01:16:06,366
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

1500
01:16:07,467 --> 01:16:08,568
WAITER: Ciao.

1501
01:16:09,669 --> 01:16:10,804
KRISTIN: So...</i>

1502
01:16:10,804 --> 01:16:12,706
This is your first trial, right?

1503
01:16:12,706 --> 01:16:14,808
- Mmm-hmm.
- Oh, good for you.

1504
01:16:14,808 --> 01:16:16,309
(LAUGHS ANXIOUSLY)

1505
01:16:16,309 --> 01:16:18,144
JENNY: Wait. Wait.

1506
01:16:18,144 --> 01:16:19,612
- Excuse me.
- KRISTIN: Oh, my God, Jenny!

1507
01:16:19,612 --> 01:16:21,181
- Kristin.
- (EXCLAIMS)

1508
01:16:21,181 --> 01:16:24,117
- Don't say anything.
- Thank you so much.

1509
01:16:24,117 --> 01:16:26,553
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my goodness. Hey!

1510
01:16:26,553 --> 01:16:28,722
Take your hands
off of my client!

1511
01:16:30,230 --> 01:16:32,192
- Give me that. Give...
- (WOMAN WHIMPERS)

1512
01:16:32,192 --> 01:16:34,270
What are you, still in diapers?

1513
01:16:35,161 --> 01:16:36,463
Bianca called me.

1514
01:16:36,463 --> 01:16:38,331
You didn't think I was gonna
let my best friend

1515
01:16:38,331 --> 01:16:40,500
rot in an Italian jail, did you?

1516
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,902
I saw the Amanda Knox doc. No.

1517
01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:45,372
Oh, my God.
How did they get out of jail?

1518
01:16:45,372 --> 01:16:46,906
Not enough evidence
to charge them.

1519
01:16:46,906 --> 01:16:49,420
Right. And what about Bianca?
Where is she?

1520
01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:50,343
It's better for you
if she's not here.

1521
01:16:50,343 --> 01:16:51,511
Okay, got it.

1522
01:16:52,178 --> 01:16:53,213
(GASPS)

1523
01:16:54,948 --> 01:16:56,483
- That Lorenzo?
- Yeah.

1524
01:16:57,851 --> 01:16:58,885
(MOUTHING) Hi.

1525
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:00,954
(ECHOES) ****!

1526
01:17:02,288 --> 01:17:05,325
(SIGHS) Such a good echo.

1527
01:17:05,325 --> 01:17:08,795
- (SINGING) What a ****!</i>
- (KRISTIN GIGGLES)

1528
01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:10,497
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

1529
01:17:14,634 --> 01:17:15,668
(JUDGE SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1530
01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:18,672
PROSECUTOR: Signora Giudice,</i>

1531
01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:22,375
(IN ENGLISH) today I will show that Ms.
Balbano has taken over

1532
01:17:22,375 --> 01:17:24,911
the criminal enterprise
of her grandfather,

1533
01:17:24,911 --> 01:17:26,246
Giuseppe Balbano.

1534
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:28,314
Madame Judge,

1535
01:17:29,490 --> 01:17:30,817
Signora Giudice,</i>

1536
01:17:30,817 --> 01:17:33,553
I will show you that my client
simply came to Italy

1537
01:17:33,553 --> 01:17:34,954
to pay her respects and found

1538
01:17:34,954 --> 01:17:37,524
that she had
inherited a vineyard.

1539
01:17:37,524 --> 01:17:40,393
Now, was my client
seen in a room

1540
01:17:40,393 --> 01:17:42,328
filled with questionable people?

1541
01:17:42,328 --> 01:17:45,498
Sure. But only to tell them
that she wanted no part of it.

1542
01:17:45,498 --> 01:17:46,633
(SCOFFS)

1543
01:17:47,133 --> 01:17:48,702
Giannina,

1544
01:17:48,702 --> 01:17:51,938
could you tell us your
dealings with the Indagato.</i>

1545
01:17:56,900 --> 01:17:59,579
Well, everyone else
calls me "waitress,"

1546
01:17:59,579 --> 01:18:00,780
cameriera,</i>

1547
01:18:02,820 --> 01:18:03,516
but she calls me by my name.

1548
01:18:05,785 --> 01:18:08,355
She likes my bonsai tree.

1549
01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:11,458
She tells us
we are her best vintners.

1550
01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:13,827
She makes us feel appreciated.

1551
01:18:13,827 --> 01:18:17,300
So, we repay our gratitude
by being her bodyguards.

1552
01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:19,265
DANTE: We go with her
at the meeting

1553
01:18:19,265 --> 01:18:21,301
because they want to hurt

1554
01:18:21,301 --> 01:18:23,200
- sweet woman.
- (SIGHS)

1555
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:26,172
They are very, very,
very bad guys.

1556
01:18:26,172 --> 01:18:29,275
Look what they did
to the poor Dante.

1557
01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:33,460
How long was this
undercover operation of yours?

1558
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:36,483
Well, I've been investigating
Giuseppe Balbano for years.

1559
01:18:36,483 --> 01:18:37,817
When I met the Indagato,</i>

1560
01:18:37,817 --> 01:18:40,453
she'd just landed in Italy
for the funeral...

1561
01:18:40,453 --> 01:18:41,988
And when did you start having

1562
01:18:41,988 --> 01:18:44,190
***ual relations with my client?

1563
01:18:44,190 --> 01:18:45,558
I ask the questions here!

1564
01:18:46,593 --> 01:18:48,261
And when did you start

1565
01:18:48,261 --> 01:18:50,964
having ***ual relations
with the Indagato?</i>

1566
01:18:51,698 --> 01:18:53,166
About...

1567
01:18:53,833 --> 01:18:54,868
one day after.

1568
01:18:56,202 --> 01:18:58,405
- But she was asking for it.
- (JENNY GASPS)

1569
01:18:58,405 --> 01:19:01,141
Okay. I mean, not...
I mean, not asking.

1570
01:19:01,141 --> 01:19:04,770
But she said this trip
was her "Eat, Pray, ****."

1571
01:19:04,770 --> 01:19:06,780
The book is Eat, Pray, Love.</i>

1572
01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:09,490
You took advantage of
an innocent winemaker

1573
01:19:09,490 --> 01:19:11,317
and sullied
a literary masterpiece.

1574
01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:13,420
You gross.

1575
01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:15,855
I came to this country

1576
01:19:17,157 --> 01:19:19,590
at a time in my life

1577
01:19:19,590 --> 01:19:22,280
where I
completely doubted myself.

1578
01:19:22,996 --> 01:19:24,230
Then when I arrived here,

1579
01:19:24,230 --> 01:19:27,233
I discovered that
I had inherited a vineyard.

1580
01:19:27,233 --> 01:19:29,350
It was shriveling

1581
01:19:29,736 --> 01:19:30,937
and dying...

1582
01:19:33,306 --> 01:19:34,374
much like me.

1583
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,243
So, I nurtured it.

1584
01:19:37,243 --> 01:19:38,545
And I came to realize

1585
01:19:38,545 --> 01:19:42,820
that I inherited so much more
than a vineyard.

1586
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:46,453
I inherited an opportunity
to fulfil my purpose.

1587
01:19:47,554 --> 01:19:48,621
So...

1588
01:19:49,756 --> 01:19:51,124
I inherited me.

1589
01:19:55,562 --> 01:19:56,563
Thank you.

1590
01:20:00,767 --> 01:20:02,569
I don't need to hear
anything anymore.

1591
01:20:02,569 --> 01:20:04,771
I've made my decision.

1592
01:20:04,771 --> 01:20:06,906
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1593
01:20:06,906 --> 01:20:08,842
(IN ENGLISH)
No grounds to proceed.

1594
01:20:08,842 --> 01:20:11,244
(CHEERING)

1595
01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:18,985
He's gonna give me a ride home.

1596
01:20:20,787 --> 01:20:23,289
Bravo!</i>(CHUCKLES)

1597
01:20:24,858 --> 01:20:25,859
(SIGHS)

1598
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,495
Kristin?

1599
01:20:28,495 --> 01:20:30,497
Kristin, wait, wait,
wait, wait...

1600
01:20:32,499 --> 01:20:35,100
Congratulations.

1601
01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:38,738
Well, I just wanted you
to know that it wasn't all lies.

1602
01:20:38,738 --> 01:20:40,840
I really did
fall in love with you.

1603
01:20:42,742 --> 01:20:44,110
And I still love you.

1604
01:20:46,946 --> 01:20:48,114
(SIGHS)

1605
01:20:49,683 --> 01:20:51,985
I thought I was listening
to my heart.

1606
01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:53,953
But it turns out

1607
01:20:53,953 --> 01:20:56,523
I was just using another man
to validate me.

1608
01:20:58,124 --> 01:21:00,894
And for the first time
in my life...

1609
01:21:00,894 --> 01:21:03,129
(SIGHS) I honestly
don't give a shit.

1610
01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:25,785
Oh, my God. Dante. Dante.

1611
01:21:25,785 --> 01:21:27,287
Oh, my God,
those goddamn Romanos.

1612
01:21:27,287 --> 01:21:28,355
(ALDO EXCLAIMING)

1613
01:21:28,355 --> 01:21:29,756
Oh, he's losing a lot of blood.

1614
01:21:29,756 --> 01:21:31,358
(WHISPERING)
Here, I've got this thing.

1615
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:33,560
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We need to get him some help.

1616
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:35,280
(MOBILE PHONE BUZZING)

1617
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:36,620
- Oh, God, who is this?
- (ALDO SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1618
01:21:36,620 --> 01:21:37,330
It's Bianca.
She's in the winery.

1619
01:21:37,330 --> 01:21:39,566
Oh, my God,
she's been shot, too.

1620
01:21:39,566 --> 01:21:44,700
Uh, uh, okay, you stay with
Dante and I'll go to Bianca.

1621
01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:45,205
Wait, wait, wait.

1622
01:21:45,205 --> 01:21:47,774
- (COCKS GUN)
- Just in case.

1623
01:21:51,244 --> 01:21:52,579
Bianca?

1624
01:21:52,579 --> 01:21:53,880
What? Nicky.

1625
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,648
- Bianca is dead.
- (KRISTIN GASPS)

1626
01:21:55,648 --> 01:21:57,117
DOMENICK: Mom.

1627
01:21:57,150 --> 01:21:59,386
FABRIZIO: I knew
you'd come back

1628
01:21:59,386 --> 01:22:02,889
if your precious
Bianca texted you.

1629
01:22:04,190 --> 01:22:05,258
Drop the gun.

1630
01:22:07,193 --> 01:22:09,229
And kick it to me.

1631
01:22:11,531 --> 01:22:12,532
Good girl.

1632
01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:15,402
KRISTIN: What are you guys
doing here?

1633
01:22:15,402 --> 01:22:16,936
FABRIZIO: You can
thank your husband for this.

1634
01:22:16,936 --> 01:22:18,838
He lured your son here to...

1635
01:22:18,838 --> 01:22:22,108
something about guilting you

1636
01:22:22,108 --> 01:22:24,770
into taking him back.

1637
01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:25,478
Look, I was worried
about you, Mom.

1638
01:22:25,478 --> 01:22:27,547
- Oh, honey.
- (MOCKINGLY) Honey.

1639
01:22:28,648 --> 01:22:29,849
What do you want?

1640
01:22:31,184 --> 01:22:33,253
Are you serious?

1641
01:22:33,253 --> 01:22:35,422
I want to be the head
of the Balbano family!

1642
01:22:35,422 --> 01:22:38,425
- (FIRES GUN)
- I told everyone I'm leaving.

1643
01:22:38,425 --> 01:22:40,727
And leaving it all
to ****ing Bianca!

1644
01:22:42,729 --> 01:22:44,364
Hey!

1645
01:22:44,364 --> 01:22:46,433
Really, Paul? You're just
gonna waddle out of here

1646
01:22:46,433 --> 01:22:47,634
and leave our son sitting there?

1647
01:22:47,634 --> 01:22:49,169
- (STRAINING)
- Whoa, whoa!

1648
01:22:49,202 --> 01:22:51,400
No!

1649
01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,706
Don't you dare touch my kid!

1650
01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:54,507
(BOTH GROWLING)

1651
01:22:54,507 --> 01:22:56,276
(GROANING)

1652
01:22:57,410 --> 01:22:58,511
Mom, look out.

1653
01:22:59,979 --> 01:23:01,281
- (GUNSHOT)
- (BULLET WHIZZES)

1654
01:23:01,281 --> 01:23:02,816
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

1655
01:23:04,170 --> 01:23:05,151
(GUNSHOT)

1656
01:23:05,151 --> 01:23:07,287
I've been shot. It burns.

1657
01:23:07,287 --> 01:23:09,255
You have terrible taste in men.

1658
01:23:09,956 --> 01:23:11,124
No shit.

1659
01:23:11,124 --> 01:23:12,592
Paul, untie our son

1660
01:23:12,592 --> 01:23:13,993
- and get the hell outta here!
- Untie me.

1661
01:23:13,993 --> 01:23:15,995
Babe, this knot is impossible.

1662
01:23:15,995 --> 01:23:17,330
(GROANS) Hold on.

1663
01:23:18,980 --> 01:23:19,833
- (BITES)
- (SCREAMS)

1664
01:23:21,534 --> 01:23:23,203
- Paul. Here, take this.
- Yeah? Okay.

1665
01:23:23,236 --> 01:23:24,471
Keep it pointed at him, okay?

1666
01:23:24,471 --> 01:23:25,872
Yeah, it's heavy.
(CLEARS THROAT)

1667
01:23:28,141 --> 01:23:29,876
(GRUNTS) There. Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

1668
01:23:29,876 --> 01:23:31,111
Yeah. Are you?

1669
01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:32,412
Oh, God, I'm so happy
to see you.

1670
01:23:32,412 --> 01:23:33,546
- I've missed you so much.
- How are you?

1671
01:23:33,546 --> 01:23:36,316
Hey, hey,
I loosened the knot, right?

1672
01:23:36,316 --> 01:23:37,784
You're a baby.

1673
01:23:37,784 --> 01:23:38,985
I'm not a baby, you're a baby.

1674
01:23:38,985 --> 01:23:40,220
You're a big, fat, podgy baby.

1675
01:23:40,253 --> 01:23:41,554
You're a big, stupid,
blonde baby.

1676
01:23:41,554 --> 01:23:42,989
You're a baby with big poop
in your diaper.

1677
01:23:42,989 --> 01:23:45,250
- Mom!
- Don't move!

1678
01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:47,193
(GASPS) Oh, my God,
Bianca, you're alive!

1679
01:23:47,193 --> 01:23:49,290
Of course I am.

1680
01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:50,130
No, no, no...

1681
01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:51,731
Fabrizio is a terrible shot.

1682
01:23:52,766 --> 01:23:54,167
FABRIZIO: Wait, wait, wait.

1683
01:23:55,435 --> 01:23:56,569
I saw you die.

1684
01:23:56,569 --> 01:23:59,305
You saw me take a bullet
like a woman.

1685
01:23:59,305 --> 01:24:01,808
But there is a ****ing
major artery right there.

1686
01:24:01,808 --> 01:24:03,376
Wrong leg, idiot.

1687
01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:04,911
- (YELLS IN ITALIAN)
- (HOLLOW CLANGING)

1688
01:24:04,911 --> 01:24:07,247
- BIANCA: High tension steel.
- It's ****ing cool, man.

1689
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:08,515
(LAUGHS)

1690
01:24:09,449 --> 01:24:11,184
I did have to re-adjust it.

1691
01:24:11,184 --> 01:24:13,186
That's why it took me
so long. Sorry.

1692
01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:14,587
Oh, honey,
I'm just glad you're okay.

1693
01:24:14,587 --> 01:24:15,622
Grazie, amore.</i>

1694
01:24:17,457 --> 01:24:18,758
(CRIES OUT) I'm hit again.

1695
01:24:18,758 --> 01:24:19,959
Dad, come on.

1696
01:24:21,610 --> 01:24:22,295
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1697
01:24:24,831 --> 01:24:26,800
(BULLETS WHIZZING)

1698
01:24:27,801 --> 01:24:29,202
(BIANCA CHUCKLES)

1699
01:24:29,202 --> 01:24:30,537
KRISTIN: Bianca,
take care of my kid, okay?

1700
01:24:30,537 --> 01:24:32,172
Make a break for the door.

1701
01:24:32,172 --> 01:24:34,407
I'll cover. Now!

1702
01:24:34,407 --> 01:24:35,642
PAUL: Come on, Nicky.

1703
01:24:35,642 --> 01:24:36,743
- Come on. Come on.
- (GUNSHOTS)

1704
01:24:36,743 --> 01:24:37,777
Go, go.

1705
01:24:38,912 --> 01:24:40,413
- Help me, Nicky.
- Come on.

1706
01:25:06,106 --> 01:25:07,841
(LOUD METALLIC CLATTER)

1707
01:25:10,410 --> 01:25:11,444
FABRIZIO: Drop it.

1708
01:25:13,146 --> 01:25:15,315
(GUN CLATTERS)

1709
01:25:15,348 --> 01:25:19,850
You think you can just
come here and take over?

1710
01:25:19,850 --> 01:25:21,588
This is mine! All of it!

1711
01:25:21,588 --> 01:25:22,889
I earned it!

1712
01:25:22,889 --> 01:25:26,126
Uh, you didn't earn anything.

1713
01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:27,694
I'm the one
who had to come over here

1714
01:25:27,694 --> 01:25:29,262
and clean your mess up.

1715
01:25:29,262 --> 01:25:30,330
Oh, please.

1716
01:25:30,363 --> 01:25:32,832
Oh, yeah.
I am the one who made this

1717
01:25:32,832 --> 01:25:35,802
awful wine ****ing delicious.

1718
01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:37,604
Yeah, me. This.

1719
01:25:37,604 --> 01:25:39,739
I have done more for this family

1720
01:25:39,739 --> 01:25:41,241
in the last three months

1721
01:25:41,241 --> 01:25:43,343
than you have your entire life.

1722
01:25:43,376 --> 01:25:46,713
And yet you feel entitled
to be the boss?

1723
01:25:47,447 --> 01:25:48,715
(SCREAMING)

1724
01:25:50,483 --> 01:25:53,190
(BOTH CURSING IN ITALIAN)

1725
01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:54,540
(GROWLS ANGRILY)

1726
01:25:55,455 --> 01:25:56,589
(FABRIZIO SCREAMS)

1727
01:25:56,589 --> 01:25:58,491
Oh, my God. Uh...

1728
01:25:58,491 --> 01:26:00,160
Oops. Are you, uh...

1729
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:01,695
I guess
it's a little rusty, huh?

1730
01:26:01,695 --> 01:26:02,996
I should get this fixed.

1731
01:26:02,996 --> 01:26:04,597
Help me!

1732
01:26:04,597 --> 01:26:06,833
Please. Please, cousin.

1733
01:26:11,171 --> 01:26:12,205
(CREAKING)

1734
01:26:17,210 --> 01:26:18,645
(BOTH STRAINING)

1735
01:26:24,584 --> 01:26:25,585
Say it.

1736
01:26:26,419 --> 01:26:27,520
What?

1737
01:26:28,221 --> 01:26:29,456
Say I'm the boss.

1738
01:26:33,326 --> 01:26:34,861
Never!

1739
01:26:34,861 --> 01:26:37,764
Then, as the boss,
I'm gonna have to let you go.

1740
01:26:37,764 --> 01:26:39,599
(LAUGHS)

1741
01:26:39,599 --> 01:26:41,340
I've always wanted to say that.

1742
01:26:44,437 --> 01:26:46,539
You can't do it, can you?

1743
01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:51,811
Hey. Hey, stop! No!

1744
01:26:52,545 --> 01:26:53,680
No!

1745
01:26:55,215 --> 01:26:57,517
- (FABRIZIO SCREAMING)
- (BONES CRUNCHING)

1746
01:27:00,860 --> 01:27:01,888
- (MACHINE GROANING)
- (ALARM BLARING)

1747
01:27:03,523 --> 01:27:05,825
(SHUDDERS, GAGS)

1748
01:27:05,825 --> 01:27:08,428
(GASPS)

1749
01:27:08,461 --> 01:27:10,230
(BREATHING STEADILY)

1750
01:27:10,230 --> 01:27:11,464
(MACHINE STOPS)

1751
01:27:12,832 --> 01:27:14,934
(SOBS AND SIGHS)

1752
01:27:15,902 --> 01:27:17,971
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

1753
01:27:37,590 --> 01:27:41,728
KRISTIN: Okay. Introducing
the newest Balbano rose.</i>

1754
01:27:41,728 --> 01:27:43,997
It's called Little Pinky.</i>

1755
01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:45,699
- KRISTIN: Salute.</i>
- GROUP: Salute.</i>

1756
01:27:45,699 --> 01:27:47,000
KRISTIN: Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES)

1757
01:27:48,501 --> 01:27:49,669
(ALL MOANING IN DELIGHT)

1758
01:27:51,604 --> 01:27:53,573
That is crisp.

1759
01:27:53,573 --> 01:27:54,741
You know, this Balbano wine's

1760
01:27:54,741 --> 01:27:56,843
gonna get me
into some serious trouble.

1761
01:27:57,577 --> 01:27:59,120
Blackout Jenny is coming.

1762
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:00,747
All right, all right, sweetie,
you should get going.

1763
01:28:00,747 --> 01:28:02,115
Heard you got shot.

1764
01:28:02,749 --> 01:28:04,500
Yeah, I got shot, too.

1765
01:28:05,118 --> 01:28:08,388
- I got, like, five stitches.
- Oh.

1766
01:28:09,622 --> 01:28:10,623
How about you?

1767
01:28:11,825 --> 01:28:13,260
Twenty-seven stitches.

1768
01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,161
And they left the bullet
in my spleen.

1769
01:28:15,161 --> 01:28:18,198
- You wanna touch it?
- No. Put it away.

1770
01:28:18,198 --> 01:28:19,332
Oh.

1771
01:28:20,967 --> 01:28:23,136
- I wanna touch it.
- Mmm.

1772
01:28:24,704 --> 01:28:26,390
Now, come. Show me around.

1773
01:28:26,390 --> 01:28:29,509
You know, I never realized
what a bad*** you are.

1774
01:28:29,542 --> 01:28:32,178
- You know, neither did I.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1775
01:28:35,150 --> 01:28:37,784
Domenick, there's something
I need to tell you.

1776
01:28:39,753 --> 01:28:42,422
Your father and I
are getting a divorce.

1777
01:28:42,422 --> 01:28:45,725
Are you okay?
I know it's a lot to take in.

1778
01:28:45,725 --> 01:28:48,280
I was just held hostage...

1779
01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:50,330
- at gunpoint.
- (SIGHS)

1780
01:28:50,330 --> 01:28:52,298
Divorce is fine. Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)

1781
01:28:52,298 --> 01:28:54,367
Come here.
I hate saying goodbye to you.

1782
01:28:54,367 --> 01:28:55,535
I'm gonna miss you.

1783
01:28:55,568 --> 01:28:57,370
Yeah, but I'll see you
next week, Mom.

1784
01:28:57,871 --> 01:28:59,305
Uh, yeah.

1785
01:28:59,305 --> 01:29:01,474
- Love you.
- Actually, um...

1786
01:29:03,610 --> 01:29:06,179
I've been
thinking about it, and...

1787
01:29:07,647 --> 01:29:09,816
- I'm gonna stay here.
- Seriously?

1788
01:29:09,816 --> 01:29:11,918
Yeah. Balbano Wine's
really taking off.

1789
01:29:11,918 --> 01:29:13,820
And for the first time
in my life,

1790
01:29:13,820 --> 01:29:15,522
I'm doing exactly
what I wanna do.

1791
01:29:15,522 --> 01:29:17,900
Yeah, but are you sure
it's safe here?

1792
01:29:17,900 --> 01:29:20,360
Aren't there a lot of people
who, like, wanna hurt you?

1793
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,128
No, that's not a problem
any more.

1794
01:29:22,128 --> 01:29:23,963
(MEN CHATTERING)

1795
01:29:23,963 --> 01:29:25,198
PRISON GUARD: Hey, Mammone.

1796
01:29:30,370 --> 01:29:31,571
(LAUGHS)

1797
01:29:31,604 --> 01:29:34,341
MAMMONE: "Don't **** with me
or you're next."

1798
01:29:40,547 --> 01:29:41,614
(GASPS)

1799
01:29:43,850 --> 01:29:44,951
MAMMONE: (SOFTLY) Fabrizio.

1800
01:29:50,490 --> 01:29:52,292
(IN ENGLISH)
But you're not like,

1801
01:29:52,292 --> 01:29:53,393
you know...

1802
01:29:54,260 --> 01:29:55,729
in the Mafia, right?

1803
01:29:56,863 --> 01:29:59,132
I make wine. That's all.

1804
01:30:00,533 --> 01:30:02,680
- A vintner?
- Yeah.

1805
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:03,370
I wanna stay here

1806
01:30:03,370 --> 01:30:04,871
- and be a vintner with you.
- No.

1807
01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:08,675
- Call me.
- (SIGHS)

1808
01:30:14,381 --> 01:30:17,250
(DANTE SPEAKING ITALIAN)

1809
01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:19,319
(IN ENGLISH)
Mr. and Mrs. Martelli for you.

1810
01:30:19,319 --> 01:30:20,987
Grazie,</i> Donna Balbano.

1811
01:30:31,564 --> 01:30:32,732
(IN ENGLISH) Oh, shit.

1812
01:30:32,732 --> 01:30:35,350
Uh, Nicky. Wait, wait, wait.

1813
01:30:37,404 --> 01:30:39,205
I made you some trail mix
for the flight.

1814
01:30:39,205 --> 01:30:40,740
And don't forget
to put on your sweater, okay.

1815
01:30:40,740 --> 01:30:41,841
It gets chilly on the plane.

1816
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:44,778
- I love you.
- You, too.

1817
01:30:47,614 --> 01:30:49,616
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1818
01:32:52,605 --> 01:32:56,900
(TRADITIONAL ITALIAN MUSIC
PLAYING)

