1 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,966 ["Father Christmas" by The Kinks playing] 2 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:50,116 ♪ When I was small I believed in Santa Claus ♪ 3 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,419 ♪ Though I knew it was my dad ♪ 4 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:56,156 ♪ And I would hang up My stocking at Christmas ♪ 5 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,625 ♪ Open my presents And I'd be glad ♪ 6 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:02,328 ♪ But the last time I played Father Christmas ♪ 7 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:04,597 ♪ I stood outside A department store ♪ 8 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:08,668 ♪ A gang of kids came over And mugged me ♪ 9 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:11,710 ♪ And knocked my reindeer To the floor ♪ 10 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:16,476 ♪ They said Father Christmas Give us some money ♪ 11 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:19,379 ♪ Don't mess around With those silly toys ♪ 12 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:22,148 ♪ We'll beat you up If you don't hand it over ♪ 13 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:25,585 ♪ We want your bread So don't make us annoyed ♪ 14 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,787 ♪ Give all the toys ♪ 15 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,824 ♪ To the little rich boys ♪ 16 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:37,970 ♪ Father Christmas Give us some money ♪ 17 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:40,500 ♪ Don't mess around With those silly toys ♪ 18 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,303 ♪ We'll beat you up If you don't hand it over ♪ 19 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,107 ♪ We want your bread So don't make us annoyed ♪ 20 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,641 ♪ Give all the toys ♪ 21 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,644 ♪ To the little rich boys ♪ 22 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:02,689 [song fades] 23 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:16,970 [Selina yowls] 24 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,720 [grunts] 25 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,241 Master Wayne, come along now. 26 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,576 Time for your cookie-wookies before bedtime. 27 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,545 Not yet, Alfred. 28 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:26,713 Selina stole priceless art 29 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,548 - from the Gotham City Museum. - [meows] 30 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,550 [in gruff voice] I must have justice. 31 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:32,252 [Damian grunts] 32 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,420 [laughing] 33 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,555 - Ha! - [meows] 34 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,910 [grunts] 35 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,261 Phew! Close one, huh, Alfred? 36 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,729 Close indeed. 37 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:44,764 Now, let's end this madcappery 38 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:46,332 before you actually do break... 39 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,667 [loud crash] 40 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,403 ...something like your great grandfather's ashes. 41 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:52,472 - [loud clattering] - And that priceless Picasso. 42 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:53,440 [ripping] 43 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,342 [Damian laughing] 44 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,110 [meows] 45 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,481 There's no way to run, Selina. 46 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,116 - [yowls] - [grunts] 47 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:09,456 [Selina meows] 48 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:12,792 Ah-ha! 49 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,395 [blows raspberry] 50 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,733 Young man, may I remind you 51 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,435 that Christmas is a mere two days away? 52 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,804 Father Christmas is watching. 53 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:28,375 Good! 'Cause even Santa wouldn't wanna miss this. 54 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,743 [laughs] 55 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,111 - [meows] - Ha! 56 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:32,579 [meows] 57 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:35,448 [Damian] Whoa! 58 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:37,217 Master Wayne. 59 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,420 Will you be sleeping down there again? 60 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,880 - [yowls] - [screaming] 61 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:44,657 Whoa! 62 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:46,126 - [thudding] - [groaning] 63 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:49,329 [meows] 64 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,331 [thudding] 65 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,332 Whoa! 66 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,834 No. No. No, no, no. 67 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:55,835 - [thud] - [yowls] 68 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,300 Whoa! 69 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,439 [grunts] Whoa! 70 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,174 [groans] 71 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:04,770 [meows] 72 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:05,311 [groaning] 73 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,718 What? 74 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,991 [beeping] 75 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,326 [dramatic music playing] 76 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:21,494 Uh-oh. 77 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,264 [metal clinking] 78 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,567 [chuckles nervously] How's it going? 79 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:30,270 [gasps] Oh, my gosh! 80 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,339 Are you okay? Did you fall through that vent? 81 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:33,973 Damian, you could've gotten hurt. 82 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:35,308 You shouldn't play with the cat. 83 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,210 You could've gotten scratched, or worse! 84 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,378 You could've gotten a brain parasite 85 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,813 from its fecal matter. 86 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,314 [meows] 87 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,383 [gasps] A boo-boo! 88 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:45,118 Aw, Dad! 89 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,486 Quit worrying so much. 90 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:47,854 I'm totally fine. 91 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,823 The HVAC unit broke my fall, see? 92 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,224 [crackling] 93 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,325 [fart sound plays] 94 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:55,495 Yeah. 95 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:59,499 Damian, what have we said about being more careful 96 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:02,135 and less destructive when you're playing superhero? 97 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,204 I'm not playing, Dad. I'm training. 98 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,339 To be a real hero. Like you. 99 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:09,676 Picture it. You and me fighting back to back. 100 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:11,678 Fearless defenders of the night. 101 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,214 Protecting the weak. Punishing the wicked. 102 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,216 Crime doesn't stand a chance. 103 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,151 Uh-huh. And I've told you, 104 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,186 you're not ready for that kind of stuff. 105 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:21,221 Because being a superhero takes... 106 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,591 [together] Focus, responsibility and sacrifice. 107 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:25,892 I know. I know. 108 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,328 Not to mention a pretty high pain threshold. 109 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,300 You know how many ribs I've broken? 110 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,970 All of them. 111 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,268 Cool! I want to break all of my ribs, too. 112 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,569 Come on, kiddo. 113 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,338 Now look, even if I thought you were ready 114 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,540 to be a crime fighter, which I don't, 115 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,109 there isn't any crime left in Gotham to fight. 116 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:44,544 What do you mean? 117 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:47,800 Damian? The day I found out I was going to be a dad 118 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,490 was the happiest day I've had since... 119 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,651 Well, a long time. 120 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,820 It's like in one instant, the only thing that mattered 121 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,755 was protecting you from ever getting hurt. 122 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,957 So before you were born, 123 00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:00,226 I worked overtime to make Gotham safe. 124 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:03,396 - [grunts] - [heavy metal music playing] 125 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:05,832 [screaming] 126 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:07,600 [screams, groans] 127 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,700 [screaming] 128 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,440 - [tires screeching] - [siren wailing] 129 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,208 - [birds chirping] - [mellow music playing] 130 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,245 - [heavy metal music playing] - [alarm blaring] 131 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,647 [laughs] 132 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,483 What was that? 133 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,318 [grunting and groaning] 134 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,754 - [children laughing] - [mellow music playing] 135 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,222 [heavy metal music playing] 136 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,257 - [mellow music playing] - In breaking news, 137 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:32,859 all of Gotham City's supervillains 138 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,861 are now either behind bars 139 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:36,763 or have been forced into retirement. 140 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,999 Gotham is officially 90 days crime free 141 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,602 as Batman continues to clean it up. 142 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,337 Gotham City just voted 143 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,573 the safest place on planet Earth. 144 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:47,474 [all cheering] 145 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:51,845 There is no more crime in Gotham. 146 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,447 So enjoy being a kid. 147 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,249 But I don't wanna be just a kid. 148 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,852 Whoa! You are way more than just a kid. 149 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,353 You're "my" kid. 150 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,789 - And that's the best kind. - [giggling] 151 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,591 [both laugh] 152 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,495 Wait, Dad, what were you doing down in the basement anyway? 153 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:10,630 Me? Oh, uh, I don't know. 154 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:11,965 Maybe I was, uh... 155 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,601 [chuckling] ...wrapping someone's Christmas present. 156 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,169 - [laughing] - Yes! What is it? 157 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,471 Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. 158 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,273 Sorry, sport. Bedtime. 159 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,808 Can I at least get a hint? 160 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:25,512 Let's just say it's something no future superhero 161 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,130 should be without. 162 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,150 - Is it a Bat-grappling gun? - Nope. 163 00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:32,318 - Razor-lined Bat-gauntlets. - Good gravy. No! 164 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,354 - Bat-ice skates? - Skates? 165 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,220 Now, that's just silly. 166 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,250 [Damian] Is it a Bat-laser torch? 167 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,260 [Bruce] No. 168 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,320 Bat-cryptographer sequencer? 169 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,934 I'm not even sure what that is. 170 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,303 A heat-seeking Bat-rocket launcher? 171 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,306 Nope. And you guessed that already. Twice. 172 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,308 - [laughing] - [sips] 173 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,576 Master Wayne, 174 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,745 stop playing with your blood sausage. 175 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,947 [together] Right, yeah, totally. Sorry, Alfred. 176 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,717 Now, let's enjoy the traditional 177 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,860 Christmas Eve breakfast of my youth. 178 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:07,320 Best hurry. 179 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,223 If jellied eel sits too long, it tends to... 180 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,359 congeal. 181 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:14,761 [slurps] 182 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:16,796 Mm. Mm. 183 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,267 [sloshes] 184 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:22,969 [clears throat] 185 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:27,874 [Damian] Mm. 186 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:30,543 [shushes] Donut tell anybody. 187 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,579 [both laugh] Kapow! 188 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:33,947 ♪ Da-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 189 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,783 [slurps] And no cowls at the table. 190 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:39,352 Aw, come one. It's Christmas Eve! 191 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,154 Damian, you heard Alfred. 192 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:49,963 Hmph. 193 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:52,966 Ah, what the heck? 194 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,969 Here you go, Damian. 195 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:59,305 Whoa! You mean I can open it now? 196 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,708 Why not? You get to stop guessing 197 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,443 and I get to hear myself think again. 198 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,645 - It's a win-win. - Mm-hm. 199 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,414 Merry Christmas, kiddo. 200 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:11,718 [gasps] 201 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,488 My own utility belt! 202 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,558 [laughs] Yeah, that was my first utility belt, Damian. 203 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,194 What? No way! Oh, man! I can't believe it. 204 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,563 This is the best, Dad! You're the best! 205 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,398 Alfred, isn't Dad the best? 206 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,668 - [kisses] - Oh, my. Yes. 207 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,470 This is indeed exciting. 208 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,305 Oh, what did you put in the pouches? 209 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,577 That's your Bat-first-aid kit. 210 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,412 Oh, neat. 211 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,980 How about this? 212 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,749 Your Bat-mergency whistle. 213 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,317 Nice. [inhales] 214 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,287 Which should only be used in case of a Bat-mergency. 215 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,289 [sputters] 216 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:52,580 Whoa! A Batarang 217 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:53,226 [laughs] 218 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,198 - [meows] - It's foam. 219 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,834 But isn't it supposed to fly back to me. 220 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,168 So it can poke you in the eye? 221 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,336 I don't think so. 222 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,500 That's a practice Batarang. 223 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:10,430 Dad, don't get me wrong. I love this belt. 224 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:12,345 I mean, I love, love, love it. 225 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,140 But where's the, you know, 226 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:15,915 cool stuff? 227 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,170 You mean dangerous stuff? 228 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,552 Damian, you'll have to earn those things when you're older. 229 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,154 You still have a lot to learn. 230 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,323 Oh, come on, Dad. I'm not a baby. 231 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,580 Hey, I never said you were a baby. 232 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:26,860 [Bruce over recording] Emergency! Call for help. 233 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,528 My precious little baby is in danger. 234 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,431 I'll re-record that for you. 235 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,360 Damian, this is the first step toward becoming a superhero. 236 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,171 Believe me, I agonized for months 237 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,539 over whether you're ready for even-- 238 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,675 - [device ringing] - What's that? 239 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,411 - It sounds like the-- - It can't be. 240 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,513 Can't be what? What can't it be? 241 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,947 The Batphone. 242 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,817 Ooh, wait for me. I'll put on my belt! 243 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,452 I mean... [clears throat] 244 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,653 [in deep voice] Wait for me. 245 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,550 I'll put on my belt. 246 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:02,128 [ringing continues] 247 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,131 No one's called this thing in years. 248 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,434 Crime must be back in Gotham. 249 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,536 It's a Christmas miracle! 250 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,738 - Hello? - [voice chattering indistinctly] 251 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,206 It's the Justice League. 252 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,375 What? Are you serious? 253 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,710 Quick. How's my belt look? 254 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,112 Uh-huh. No, I... I hear you. 255 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,381 A weather anomaly? In Nova Scotia? 256 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,849 Just let Clark handle it. 257 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,720 It's Christmas Eve. We all have plans. 258 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,456 No need to send Superman. We got this. 259 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,890 Sorry, that was Damian. 260 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,859 Yeah, he's eight now. Crazy, right? 261 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,928 You can't call anyone else? 262 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,960 How about the Twins? 263 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,997 - [indistinct chatter] - They're not talking? 264 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,100 Well tell them to activate their Wonder Twin powers 265 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,680 and form into mature adults. 266 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,804 All right. Fine. 267 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,272 I'll leave in five. 268 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,110 Sorry, Damian. I gotta go. 269 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,279 But I promise I'll be back before Christmas. 270 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,748 Wait, Dad! Dad! Dad! 271 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,160 Let me come with you. Please! 272 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,917 I don't think so, kiddo. 273 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,420 It could be your Christmas gift for the next year. 274 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,888 For the next ten years! 275 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,910 I can't risk it. The answer's no. 276 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,461 [Damian] Mm. 277 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,997 Good. Now, where's your emergency contact list? 278 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,320 Actually, never mind. 279 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,633 I printed extra copies for your belt. 280 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,605 Okay. What do you do 281 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,973 in the event of a home invasion? 282 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,410 Call the police. 283 00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:22,642 - Mental breakdown? - Therapist. 284 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,377 A race of giant, super-intelligent 285 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,945 fungus-beetles attack Gotham? 286 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,947 I don't know. Call Commissioner Gordon? 287 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,916 Commiss-- What? No! 288 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,785 All he ever does is pass the buck to me. 289 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,220 I'll be back before you know it, buddy. 290 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,558 I shall ready the Batjet, Master Wayne. 291 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:41,961 Batjet, huh? 292 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,212 You're making record time 293 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,181 for not having done this in years, Bruce. 294 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,160 [Batman] Did you program the coordinates? 295 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,951 And pre-heated the seat warmer, sir. 296 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,955 [clears throat] Shall I assume 297 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,592 we did not see the Bat-razor I left on the vanity? 298 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,600 Really? The beard again? 299 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,897 I like it. It totally ups my intimidation game. 300 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,536 You have donut crumbs in your intimidation game, sir. 301 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,673 - Hm. - [muffled alarm blaring] 302 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,274 [Bruce over recording] Emergency! Call for help. 303 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,100 My precious little baby is in danger. 304 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,211 What the... 305 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,115 - Emergency! Call for help. - [meows] 306 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,983 - My precious little baby... - Come on. 307 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,852 - Damian! - [chuckles] 308 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,286 Wow! Dad! 309 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,356 You look awesome! 310 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,191 Damian, get out of the bag. 311 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,360 Come on, Dad, just let me come with you. 312 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,596 No. We don't have time for this. 313 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,197 You won't even know I'm here. 314 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,432 I told you, 315 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,101 - you're not ready. - [groans] 316 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,771 Ugh! Dad, look how hard I've been training. 317 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,105 I mean, check out my rad ninja skills. 318 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,374 - [Batman] Get over here. Argh! - [grunting] 319 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,310 Argh! My good hip. [groaning] 320 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,413 Oh, my gosh! Alfred! I'm so sorry. 321 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,883 Damian Thomas Wayne! That is enough! 322 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,421 I just thought 323 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,556 getting your belt meant 324 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,292 that I was ready to be a superhero like you. 325 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,127 Well, it didn't. 326 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:23,296 In fact, give me the belt. 327 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,498 You're clearly not ready for it. 328 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,567 What? Dad, no! 329 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,569 Damian. 330 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,186 Hold on to this until I get back. 331 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,821 [sighs] 332 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,289 Okay. Now give me a... 333 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:51,958 goodbye hug? 334 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,968 He'll be fine, sir. I'll see to that. 335 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,138 I knew he wasn't ready to have his own belt. 336 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,608 Yes. Well, I can certainly agree 337 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,610 that "someone" wasn't ready. 338 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:12,612 [sighs] 339 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,149 I gotta get going, Alfred. 340 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,550 [engine powering up] 341 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,826 [roaring] 342 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,628 Godspeed, sir. 343 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,482 Come along, Damian. 344 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,190 I've got just the thing to lift your spirits. 345 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:56,423 A steaming mug of my world-famous hot cocoa. 346 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,525 With extra marshmallows. 347 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,761 Thanks, but coco's kinda kid stuff. 348 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,163 "Kid stuff?" 349 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,432 Oh, your father would disagree. 350 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,568 I once saw him drink an entire gallon in one sitting. 351 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,903 You did not. 352 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,738 [Alfred] Did so. And he had quite 353 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,506 the swollen stomach that evening. 354 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,776 Why I had to take the Batsuit out an entire two inches 355 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,511 before he could even go out on patrol. 356 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:39,566 [sighs] 357 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,801 This is so unfair, Selina. 358 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,238 [meows] 359 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,730 You're right. I can't give up. 360 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:50,430 I'll work even harder to prove I'm ready to be Batman. 361 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,545 And you know what that means? 362 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,482 Time for some extreme training. 363 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,616 [Alfred humming] 364 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,755 [whispers] Unsupervised extreme training. 365 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,593 [Damian sighs dramatically] 366 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,328 I don't know, Alfred. 367 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,997 Do you really think a steaming mug 368 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,999 of your world-famous hot cocoa 369 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,435 with extra marshmallows could help? 370 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,771 Why I'm certain of it, sir. 371 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,440 Unless it's too much trouble. 372 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,242 Nonsense. Coming up. 373 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,916 All right, Pennyworth, time to deliver your A-game. 374 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,357 [chuckles] 375 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,125 [munching] 376 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,300 [gasps] Aw, man! 377 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,310 [whirring] 378 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,809 [beeps] 379 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:56,876 Hm. 380 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,312 Hmph. 381 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,147 [munching] 382 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:02,782 [groans] 383 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:09,689 [clinking] 384 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,966 And now the piece de resistance. 385 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:21,801 [gasps] 386 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,871 Good heavens! Out of marshmallows? 387 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,206 - What? - [meows] 388 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,974 How did that happen? 389 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,875 [gulps] 390 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,211 This is catastrophic. 391 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,645 [Damian] That's okay. 392 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,880 After all, it's... 393 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,182 it's only cocoa without marshmallows. 394 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,319 It's not like it's Christmas Eve 395 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,420 without my... 396 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,855 [sniffles] ...dad. 397 00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,189 [imitates crying] 398 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,497 [continues crying] 399 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,832 [clears throat] Fear not. 400 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,335 I shall return before your cocoa 401 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,700 even has a chance to cool. 402 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,407 [Damian panting] 403 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,676 [grunts] You sure? You really don't need to, 404 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,577 but if you insist. Hurry back. Okay, bye. 405 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,415 And now, time to train 406 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,183 for I am... 407 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,850 the Night! 408 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,754 [voice echoing] Night. Night. 409 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,257 Night. Night... 410 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,259 [engine whirring] 411 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,199 [humming] 412 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,736 Oh, biscuits! 413 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,904 [tires screeching] 414 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,741 I beg your pardon. 415 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,712 Hey, watch where you're going, grandpa! 416 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,948 There's some real psychos in this neighborhood. 417 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,786 [engine whirring and backfiring] 418 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,956 ["Oi to the World" by The Vandals playing] 419 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,570 ♪ If God came down On Christmas Day ♪ 420 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,673 ♪ I know exactly What he'd say ♪ 421 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,275 ♪ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks And "Oi!" to the skins ♪ 422 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,112 ♪ But "Oi!" to the world And everybody wins ♪ 423 00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:14,414 ♪ Haji was a bloody mess He ran out through the crowd ♪ 424 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,350 ♪ He said, "We'll meet again We are bloody yet unbowed" ♪ 425 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,786 ♪ Trevor called his bluff And told him where to meet ♪ 426 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,622 ♪ Christmas Day on the roof Down at 20 Oxford Street ♪ 427 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,191 ♪ If God came down On Christmas Day ♪ 428 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,594 ♪ I know exactly What he'd say ♪ 429 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,330 ♪ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks And "Oi!" to the skins ♪ 430 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,330 ♪ But "Oi!" to the world And everybody wins ♪ 431 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,438 ♪ If God came down On Christmas Day ♪ 432 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,807 ♪ I know exactly What he'd say ♪ 433 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,443 ♪ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks And "Oi!" to the skins ♪ 434 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,446 ♪ But "Oi!" to the world And everybody wins ♪ 435 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,514 [laughs] 436 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,949 I don't need some trip to Nova Scotia. 437 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:53,186 This is the best Christmas Eve ever! 438 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:55,121 [voice echoing] Ever! Ever! 439 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:58,124 I haven't determined the cause of the Batjet malfunction, 440 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,260 but there's no anomaly up here. 441 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,280 In fact, it's a perfectly typical 442 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,640 - Nova Scotia blizzard! - [wind howling] 443 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,132 [indistinct voice over phone] 444 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,502 What do you mean, "What anomaly," J'onn? 445 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,705 If you didn't send me here, who did? 446 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:14,174 Ugh! [groaning] 447 00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:16,242 - [crackling] - Oh, no. Hello? 448 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,578 J'onzz? Hello! 449 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,214 Great. 450 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:24,184 I can't miss Christmas. 451 00:21:25,185 --> 00:21:27,554 Damian, I'm coming! 452 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,222 [wind howling] 453 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,695 [crashing] 454 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,263 [man and woman straining] 455 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,766 Please, why are you doing this? 456 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,268 Yeah. It's Christmas, you monster. 457 00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:45,500 I'm just making some Christmas memories. 458 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:46,773 Say, "Cheese." 459 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,275 Ugh! Stop it with the videos. 460 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:52,278 What? Is it a crime to document our crimes. 461 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,947 [Francine] Just throw the goods in the van, 462 00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:55,248 - you idiot! - [loud crash] 463 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:57,170 We've got a lot of mansions to hit. 464 00:21:58,251 --> 00:21:59,850 [timer dings] 465 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,858 And now, the most important part of training, 466 00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,761 the post-workout carbo load. 467 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:10,764 [gulping] 468 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:13,433 It's good. 469 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:17,370 But it could have a bit more turbo charge. 470 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,372 [bubbling] 471 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,908 [chuckles, screams] 472 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,278 [groaning] 473 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,830 I survived an explosion. 474 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,885 Again. 475 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:38,258 [crackling] 476 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:49,269 [Francine] This neighborhood's prime for the picking. 477 00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:50,637 [Terry] Which house do you want to hit next? 478 00:22:51,271 --> 00:22:52,105 [glass shatters] 479 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,110 That one will do. 480 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,478 So big. 481 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,153 [thudding] 482 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,690 Oh, man. Alfred's back already? 483 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,996 Ah, we've hit a gold mine. 484 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,299 Looks like no one's home. 485 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,335 Will you shut up and help me, you ding-dong? 486 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:24,971 Burglars! 487 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,641 Oh, no. What do I do? What do I do? 488 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:34,814 [grunts] 489 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,516 Okay, Damian, calm down. 490 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,318 Think. It's just a home invasion. 491 00:23:38,318 --> 00:23:39,686 A home invasion? 492 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:42,322 Dad never told me what to do in case of one of these. 493 00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:46,359 Ugh! What is this? Bulletproof glass? 494 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:47,560 - Here, I've got it. - No, no, no! 495 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,129 - [grunts] - [glass shatters] 496 00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:50,300 [exclaims] 497 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:52,532 [exclaims] 498 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,234 Ugh! 499 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,803 - [Bruce over recording] Emergency... - Not now. Come on, turn off. 500 00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:57,971 - Turn off. - ...my baby is in-- 501 00:23:57,971 --> 00:23:58,872 [panting] 502 00:24:06,346 --> 00:24:07,347 Told you I had it. 503 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,150 [rousing music playing] 504 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:12,886 [chuckles] 505 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:15,989 Terry, I think we hit the jackpot. 506 00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:17,157 Cha-ching. 507 00:24:18,692 --> 00:24:20,694 What have I told you about that stupid phone? 508 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:22,862 What? Uh-oh. 509 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,980 - [punch lands] - [Terry] Ouch! I bit my tongue. 510 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:26,766 - [meows] - [shushes] 511 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,669 Ah, there's so much stuff. 512 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:32,272 How are we gonna fit all this junk inside the van? 513 00:24:32,272 --> 00:24:34,507 We'll just grab what we can and get a move on. 514 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,543 The boss doesn't like to be kept waiting. 515 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:37,844 Yeah, that's true. 516 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,612 Remember what happened to the last bloke? 517 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,140 Ugh! Don't remind me. 518 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:42,615 I can still hear his screams. 519 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,587 Hang on, Selina. I'm calling for help. 520 00:24:48,288 --> 00:24:50,223 [breathes heavily] Police. 521 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,593 [operator] Gotham City Police. How can I help you? 522 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:56,196 [Terry chuckles] Check out this cool belt. 523 00:24:56,196 --> 00:24:57,970 [gasps] 524 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,100 [Terry] You think I could rock something like this? 525 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,535 Just throw it in the bag, you idiot. 526 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,570 Yeah, okay. 527 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:05,105 I'm gonna try you on... 528 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:08,975 [in slowed voice] ...later. 529 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,244 [slowed voice] No! 530 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,219 They can't take my belt. 531 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:21,540 Dad already thinks I'm not ready for it. 532 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,623 It'll be years before he trusts me with another one. 533 00:25:25,225 --> 00:25:27,160 Unless I get it back myself, 534 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,929 then Dad would see that I am ready to be a superhero. 535 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,298 [operator] Hello? What's the emergency? 536 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:33,633 Is anyone injured? 537 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,503 No. But they will be. 538 00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:37,837 - [operator] Hello? - [call disconnects] 539 00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,750 - Come on, Selina. - [meows] 540 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,644 - [footsteps] - [Francine] You hear something? 541 00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:52,986 [both laughing] 542 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:59,859 Man, they wasted a lot of moolah on a bunch of dumb books. 543 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:03,463 There's a whole shelf on excavating shale rock from underneath manors. 544 00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:05,765 That's weirdly specific. 545 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,868 [Damian in deep voice] Hasn't anyone ever told you 546 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,670 to be quiet in a library? 547 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:20,180 [grunting] 548 00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:23,350 Give me back my belt. 549 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:27,187 Okay, you have got to be kidding me. 550 00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:29,389 [chuckles] Now, this I've got to get. 551 00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:31,458 Nice entrance, kid. 552 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:32,892 What are you supposed to be? 553 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,361 I'm Batman. 554 00:26:34,361 --> 00:26:37,697 And your night just got a whole lot darker. 555 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,967 All right. Come here, kid. 556 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,902 [exclaims] Where did he go? 557 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:43,970 Peek-a-boo! 558 00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:48,675 - [grunts] - Ugh, just my luck. 559 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:50,510 Okay, you little brat. 560 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:51,845 You had your fun. 561 00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:54,470 Uh, I can't see anything. 562 00:26:54,470 --> 00:26:55,882 [Damian] You can even say you're blind 563 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:57,170 as a bat. 564 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:59,190 - What was that? - What's going on? 565 00:26:59,190 --> 00:26:59,986 [Damian chuckles] 566 00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:02,880 Adios. 567 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,991 Get over here, you little turdmuffin! 568 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,659 [both groan] 569 00:27:08,161 --> 00:27:11,970 [groans] I'm gonna tear that bat's wings off. 570 00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:12,599 Is that all you got? 571 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,200 Uh-oh. 572 00:27:16,569 --> 00:27:18,672 [both screaming] 573 00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:19,906 [chuckling] 574 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,211 Argh! 575 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:27,213 - [thudding] - [groaning] 576 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:28,748 I'm gonna puke. 577 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:31,418 [loud crash] 578 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:35,722 [both groaning] 579 00:27:39,426 --> 00:27:41,227 I'm over here, bozos! 580 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,563 Come and get me. [chuckles] 581 00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,965 I'm gonna deck the halls with this kid. 582 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,330 [both scream] 583 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:48,802 [both groaning] 584 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,205 [screaming continues] 585 00:27:55,575 --> 00:27:56,476 Ha! 586 00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:58,978 [whirring] 587 00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:01,481 [both screaming] 588 00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:02,749 [grunting] 589 00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:10,223 What the... 590 00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:11,491 A kiddy pool? 591 00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:14,600 That's to put out the grease fire. 592 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,229 Water doesn't put out grease fires. 593 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:17,664 Exactly. 594 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,770 [Francine and Terry screaming] 595 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,614 [grunts] 596 00:28:35,949 --> 00:28:36,783 [chuckles] 597 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:39,586 [both screaming] 598 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:43,857 [screaming] 599 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:48,461 Is that our... 600 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:49,929 [beeping] 601 00:28:51,131 --> 00:28:52,866 [horn honking] 602 00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:53,800 [snaps, pops] 603 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,938 Ugh! Congealed eel? 604 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,707 That's it! I've had it! 605 00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:02,509 Grab what you can. We're out of here. 606 00:29:04,277 --> 00:29:05,945 Load up. I'll start the van. 607 00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:09,949 - [straining] - Let it go, kid. 608 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:12,619 Give me back my utility belt. 609 00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:14,954 You mean my utility belt? 610 00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:18,692 [Bruce over recording] Emergency! Call for help. 611 00:29:18,692 --> 00:29:20,627 - My precious little baby is... - There it is. 612 00:29:20,627 --> 00:29:22,829 - [ripping] - [both groan] 613 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:24,197 Ugh! [gasps] 614 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:26,399 Will you hurry up? 615 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,201 [engine whirring] 616 00:29:29,169 --> 00:29:31,638 - [chuckles] - Stop! Get back here. 617 00:29:33,373 --> 00:29:34,507 [honks] 618 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:35,975 Later, kid. 619 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:38,978 [Damian grunts] 620 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:41,481 Now, you're gonna feel my ninja skills. 621 00:29:41,481 --> 00:29:42,916 [Terry] This kid just won't quit. 622 00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:44,184 Oh, that's no kid. 623 00:29:44,184 --> 00:29:46,190 [growling] 624 00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:48,154 That's some kind of feral mutant. 625 00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:50,900 Whoa! 626 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,930 Oh, no! The boss is gonna kill us. 627 00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:55,528 [chuckles] Now you've got nothing. 628 00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:57,897 Oh, I wouldn't say nothing. 629 00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:00,100 Whoa! [groans] 630 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,335 [Terry] I got your belt. 631 00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:04,337 You lose, kid. 632 00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:07,841 [groaning] 633 00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:10,777 [growls] 634 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:13,847 Hm? 635 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:15,749 Whoa! 636 00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:18,385 [wind whistles] 637 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:24,900 My belt may be gone, but this is far from over. 638 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,192 I will have vengeance. 639 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:28,128 Because they didn't cross some kid. 640 00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:30,630 They crossed Batman's kid! 641 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:32,198 [thunder breaks] 642 00:30:37,704 --> 00:30:39,390 [Selina meows] 643 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:45,450 Sorry, Selina, but you can't come. 644 00:30:45,450 --> 00:30:47,800 This is gonna be way too dangerous. 645 00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:49,949 Once I pass through these doors, 646 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:52,252 the Damian you knew will be no more. 647 00:30:52,252 --> 00:30:53,887 I know, you're scared for me. 648 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:56,256 And honestly, I'm a little scared, too. 649 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,124 - But... - [snoring] 650 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:00,427 Oh. 651 00:31:02,395 --> 00:31:04,640 [whispers] Take care of the house while I'm gone. 652 00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:08,468 [dramatic music plays] 653 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,281 [panting] 654 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:50,777 [muzak playing] 655 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:58,218 ♪ O holy night The Stars... ♪ 656 00:31:58,218 --> 00:31:59,786 [dramatic music playing] 657 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:01,621 [chuckles] 658 00:32:17,671 --> 00:32:18,838 [bats screeching] 659 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,908 Whoo-hoo! 660 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:27,881 Let's see that ice cream truck 661 00:32:27,881 --> 00:32:30,517 outrun this sick set of wheels. 662 00:32:31,518 --> 00:32:33,353 [chuckling] Oh, what do we have here? 663 00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:43,960 Huh... 664 00:32:44,164 --> 00:32:45,198 It's a bit saggy. 665 00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:50,603 Well, that one just leaves nothing to the imagination. 666 00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:04,451 What's this? 667 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:07,687 [gasps] 668 00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:12,125 No way. 669 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:24,700 Dad made me a Batsuit. 670 00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:27,730 [grunting] 671 00:33:29,476 --> 00:33:30,610 Awesome. 672 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:37,317 Whoa! Wait until they get a load of me. 673 00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:40,253 Damian. It's Dad. 674 00:33:40,253 --> 00:33:41,454 Dad? 675 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:44,624 If you're wearing that suit, it means I am dead, 676 00:33:44,624 --> 00:33:46,493 and my worst fear has come true. 677 00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:47,994 Crime is back in Gotham. 678 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:51,970 And now you must take my place and become... 679 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:52,966 the Batman. 680 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:56,169 Unless you broke into the Batcave and stole the suit, 681 00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:59,839 in which case you're in big trouble, mister. You just wait till I get home. 682 00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:00,840 Yikes. 683 00:34:01,841 --> 00:34:05,445 By now, I'd already given you the utility belt that goes with your suit. 684 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:08,782 That Batsuit is the most technologically advanced yet. 685 00:34:08,782 --> 00:34:10,160 Heck, yeah. 686 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,751 But before we get into that tech, 687 00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:13,820 there's a few things your father would like to share with you, 688 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,488 in case we never got the chance. 689 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:16,923 Like when I met your mom. 690 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:19,259 Damian, your mother was a total smokeshow. 691 00:34:19,259 --> 00:34:22,128 [gags] How do you fast forward this thing? 692 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:24,264 - ...Sugar Moose. - [electrical buzzing] 693 00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:25,432 ...you might be getting to that age 694 00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:27,801 where your body is going through some changes... 695 00:34:27,801 --> 00:34:29,202 Ugh! Gross. 696 00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:30,470 [electrical buzzing] 697 00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:33,973 You gotta be careful, Damian. 698 00:34:33,973 --> 00:34:34,974 [laughs] 699 00:34:34,974 --> 00:34:38,645 Oh, Alfred, the diaper's integrity, it's been compromised. 700 00:34:38,645 --> 00:34:41,214 - I need wipes... - Ah, Dad. 701 00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:42,482 [electrical buzzing] 702 00:34:43,983 --> 00:34:45,685 ...and though I'd won the brutal fight, 703 00:34:45,685 --> 00:34:49,220 the searing pain of the injuries I sustained are still with me. 704 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,230 Every day. 705 00:34:51,324 --> 00:34:53,126 Okay, so, onto the Batsuit. 706 00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:54,294 Yeah! 707 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:58,465 To be honest, Damian, part of me never wanted you to have to put that suit on. 708 00:34:58,465 --> 00:35:00,834 But another part of me always knew deep down 709 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:03,336 that this is what you were born to do. 710 00:35:03,336 --> 00:35:07,700 My only regret is not being by your side when you did it. 711 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,876 Thankfully, that's where the suit's tech comes in. 712 00:35:09,876 --> 00:35:14,247 With the help of AI, I've programmed myself into the suit. 713 00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:16,483 Activating Bat-Dad. 714 00:35:16,483 --> 00:35:18,218 [electrical buzzing] 715 00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:27,894 [automated voice] Upload complete. 716 00:35:27,894 --> 00:35:29,950 [laughs] 717 00:35:29,950 --> 00:35:31,264 Okay. Good luck, Damian. 718 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:34,367 And remember, I'll be with you always. 719 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:37,370 Ending transmission. 720 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:38,710 [both] Kapow! 721 00:35:38,710 --> 00:35:39,873 ♪ Da-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 722 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:44,344 Dad? 723 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:49,215 [electrical buzzing] 724 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:52,118 [Bat-Dad] Bat-Dad online. Hello, Damian. 725 00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:55,455 Wow, you can talk? Cool. 726 00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:58,458 Uh... computer, status report. 727 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:00,293 Please, call me Bat-Dad. 728 00:36:00,293 --> 00:36:04,230 Bio scans indicate you are eight years and four days old. 729 00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,733 Recommendation, time for night-night. 730 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:09,969 Great. It's just as overbearing as the real thing. 731 00:36:09,969 --> 00:36:12,305 Would you like me to read you a story? 732 00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:13,740 No, thank you. 733 00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:17,911 My memory matrix says I would often read Happy Puppy's First Day of School. 734 00:36:17,911 --> 00:36:19,813 We don't have time for this, Bat-Dad. 735 00:36:19,813 --> 00:36:22,820 I have it downloaded in six languages. 736 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:24,317 - [speaking Spanish] - [Damian speaks in English] Mute, mute, mute! 737 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:26,986 [Bat-Dad] It sounds like you'd like to mute your dead father. 738 00:36:26,986 --> 00:36:28,922 Would you like to mute your dead father? 739 00:36:28,922 --> 00:36:32,659 No. I mean, yes, but my dad isn't... 740 00:36:33,827 --> 00:36:35,328 Just mute, please. 741 00:36:35,328 --> 00:36:37,430 No mute function found. 742 00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:38,765 Then why did you just offer? 743 00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:49,576 Whoa! 744 00:36:51,177 --> 00:36:53,179 Awesome. 745 00:36:53,179 --> 00:36:55,150 [Bat-Dad] I'm not detecting a car seat. 746 00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:57,584 Safety guidelines recommend children under ten-- 747 00:36:57,584 --> 00:37:00,520 Can we just focus? I need to get my belt back. 748 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,489 [Bat-Dad] Affirmative. The ability to focus 749 00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:05,910 is a quality every good superhero must possess. 750 00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:06,359 Uh-huh, yep, thanks. 751 00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:09,262 But I already know the qualities of a good superhero. 752 00:37:09,262 --> 00:37:11,798 [Bat-Dad] Excellent. Would you care to review? 753 00:37:11,798 --> 00:37:14,334 Focus, responsibility, sacrifice-- 754 00:37:14,334 --> 00:37:16,360 Please, just stop talking. 755 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,171 Now let's drive this car. 756 00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:21,207 [engine whirring] 757 00:37:31,851 --> 00:37:32,686 [engine stops] 758 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,854 [engine grumbles] 759 00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:38,658 [sputtering] 760 00:37:39,659 --> 00:37:41,327 Come on, go. 761 00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:44,531 Ugh! What's wrong with this thing? 762 00:37:45,999 --> 00:37:47,367 [system starts] 763 00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:48,835 [engine starts] 764 00:37:54,974 --> 00:37:55,809 [laughs] 765 00:37:57,711 --> 00:37:59,412 [exclaims] 766 00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:00,747 ♪ Really, want Really want for Christmas ♪ 767 00:38:00,747 --> 00:38:05,318 ♪ All I really want Really want for Christmas ♪ 768 00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:07,487 [Damian] Whoo-hoo! 769 00:38:07,487 --> 00:38:14,828 ♪ All I really want Really want for Christmas ♪ 770 00:38:14,828 --> 00:38:16,763 Ooh. What's this red button do? 771 00:38:16,763 --> 00:38:19,265 [Bat-Dad] That is the turbo thruster. But I would advise against-- 772 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,602 This is awesome! 773 00:38:22,602 --> 00:38:27,707 ♪ All I really want Really want for Christmas ♪ 774 00:38:27,707 --> 00:38:29,609 ♪ Is everything On my list, baby, hey ♪ 775 00:38:29,609 --> 00:38:37,183 ♪ All I really want Really want for Christmas ♪ 776 00:38:37,183 --> 00:38:39,185 ♪ Is everything On my list, baby, hey ♪ 777 00:38:39,185 --> 00:38:41,187 ♪ Under the mistletoe I got it made ♪ 778 00:38:41,888 --> 00:38:43,923 ♪ Red cup, cherry limeade ♪ 779 00:38:43,923 --> 00:38:46,260 ♪ So much food It's like a buffet ♪ 780 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:48,628 ♪ I got next I'm the king of spades ♪ 781 00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:51,310 ♪ Little kids Dress up real silly ♪ 782 00:38:51,898 --> 00:38:52,899 [blowing nose] 783 00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:58,238 Now let's find those punks who stole my belt. 784 00:38:59,390 --> 00:39:01,307 ♪ All I really want Really want for Christmas ♪ 785 00:39:01,307 --> 00:39:03,376 ♪ Is everything On my list, baby, hey ♪ 786 00:39:08,415 --> 00:39:09,549 [jolly music playing] 787 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:18,580 [laughs] Oh. This is some swanky villain hideout. 788 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:19,793 What do you think is in the vats? 789 00:39:19,793 --> 00:39:22,228 Probably us. We had one job and we blew it. 790 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:24,631 Now we've got to meet the boss empty handed. 791 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:27,500 We are in so much trouble. 792 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,603 Relax. We're not completely empty handed. 793 00:39:30,603 --> 00:39:31,971 Let me do the talking. 794 00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:33,740 [laughter nearby] 795 00:39:36,109 --> 00:39:38,411 On second thoughts, you do the talking. 796 00:39:42,415 --> 00:39:45,151 Hello, sir. You in here? 797 00:39:45,151 --> 00:39:49,823 My associate and I were just saying what a lovely hideout you... 798 00:39:52,692 --> 00:39:54,928 have... here. 799 00:39:56,296 --> 00:39:57,263 - [horn blares] - [both scream] 800 00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:58,298 [Joker laughs maniacally] 801 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:06,172 Well, if it isn't my two favorite new henchmen, Roscoe and Whatchamacallit. 802 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,110 Um... she's Francine, and I'm-- 803 00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:12,979 Good evening, Mr. Joker, sir. 804 00:40:12,979 --> 00:40:15,849 You two are looking a little worse for wear. 805 00:40:15,849 --> 00:40:20,153 Hopefully that's a sign you did your part in my a master plan for Gotham. 806 00:40:20,153 --> 00:40:24,240 Oh, how I want to make this a very special Christmas Eve. 807 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,326 Oh, yeah, we had a blast. 808 00:40:26,326 --> 00:40:28,328 You should have seen this one bloke, he was like-- 809 00:40:28,328 --> 00:40:31,331 I'm sorry if I gave the impression I cared. 810 00:40:31,331 --> 00:40:34,300 Now then, what do you got for me? 811 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:37,904 Oh, what do we got? Oh, sure, uh... 812 00:40:37,904 --> 00:40:39,639 Why don't you go ahead and do that, Terry, 813 00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:40,974 since you're kind of spearheading that? 814 00:40:40,974 --> 00:40:43,843 No, no, you do the honors, Francine. 815 00:40:43,843 --> 00:40:45,311 You do it. 816 00:40:45,311 --> 00:40:46,880 It wasn't me who lost the loot. 817 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,683 I wouldn't have dropped the loot if you'd driven straight 818 00:40:49,816 --> 00:40:51,885 instead of being scared by a two-year-old. 819 00:40:51,885 --> 00:40:52,919 He was at least four and a half. 820 00:40:52,919 --> 00:40:55,588 Just give it to me. Gimme, gimme, gimme! 821 00:40:55,588 --> 00:40:57,924 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 822 00:40:57,924 --> 00:41:00,427 Uh... here you go, boss. 823 00:41:04,970 --> 00:41:05,165 [Joker] What's happening here? 824 00:41:05,999 --> 00:41:06,833 Where's the rest? 825 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:10,737 That, actually, is the rest, Mr. Joker. Sir. 826 00:41:10,737 --> 00:41:13,873 You've been out all day and you just bring me this? 827 00:41:13,873 --> 00:41:15,408 [sighs] 828 00:41:16,242 --> 00:41:19,450 Of all the elves I had do my Christmas bidding, 829 00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:22,349 I gave you two the poshest neighborhood. 830 00:41:22,349 --> 00:41:24,751 We had more. Lots more. 831 00:41:24,751 --> 00:41:29,689 But then we ran into a number of unforeseen, unfortunate-- 832 00:41:29,689 --> 00:41:30,590 It was Batman. 833 00:41:30,590 --> 00:41:34,694 Batman? Impossible. I tricked him into leaving Gotham. 834 00:41:34,694 --> 00:41:38,264 Oh, even after all these years apart, he still ruins everything. 835 00:41:38,264 --> 00:41:42,202 How can he be everywhere at the same time? All at once, all the time? 836 00:41:42,202 --> 00:41:44,137 I'm so sick of these Batman games. 837 00:41:46,139 --> 00:41:48,375 No, it was a little Batman. 838 00:41:49,709 --> 00:41:51,770 Little Batman? 839 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,146 What, did he shrink or something? Hm? 840 00:41:53,146 --> 00:41:55,949 What Terry is trying to say is-- 841 00:41:55,949 --> 00:41:58,251 So, there was this little kid dressed up as Batman. 842 00:41:58,251 --> 00:42:01,254 He beat the crud out of us in a surprisingly skillful manner. 843 00:42:02,422 --> 00:42:04,424 [Francine] And it was all because of that belt. 844 00:42:05,258 --> 00:42:07,494 He went berserk for it. 845 00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:14,334 [squeals] 846 00:42:14,334 --> 00:42:15,602 So, let me get this straight. 847 00:42:15,602 --> 00:42:18,605 You're telling me you two were beat by a child in a... 848 00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:20,607 [yells] Batman costume? 849 00:42:20,607 --> 00:42:24,177 [whimpers] More like PJs and a paper-bag mask. 850 00:42:24,177 --> 00:42:25,845 There you go. See for yourself. 851 00:42:27,947 --> 00:42:29,349 [Terry] I'm afraid of the dark. 852 00:42:29,349 --> 00:42:31,451 - What was that? - What's going on? 853 00:42:31,451 --> 00:42:32,852 [both scream] 854 00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:37,691 Ooh, my. Look at that little hellion go. 855 00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:39,993 And such rad ninja skills. 856 00:42:39,993 --> 00:42:41,294 [both scream on video] 857 00:42:41,294 --> 00:42:44,631 Whoa! Was that a grease fire? So clever. 858 00:42:44,631 --> 00:42:48,301 How do you rewind this thing? Okay, okay, here it is. 859 00:42:48,301 --> 00:42:49,669 [laughs] 860 00:42:49,669 --> 00:42:52,972 Oh, he really fried you like a couple of chicken fingers. 861 00:42:52,972 --> 00:42:55,775 [laughs] Okay, okay. One more time. 862 00:42:55,775 --> 00:42:57,477 [laughing maniacally] 863 00:43:01,614 --> 00:43:03,717 This child is sensational. 864 00:43:03,717 --> 00:43:06,353 [grunts] Give me my belt. 865 00:43:06,353 --> 00:43:08,955 I was only planning to steal Christmas. 866 00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:12,192 But after watching this kid's work, it's all so clear. 867 00:43:12,192 --> 00:43:14,728 Why would we just steal Gotham's Christmas 868 00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:19,566 when it would be so much more festive to destroy it? 869 00:43:19,566 --> 00:43:20,734 And who better to do it 870 00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:25,672 than a merry little Batman? 871 00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:26,706 [laughs maniacally] 872 00:43:29,876 --> 00:43:30,877 [clock chiming] 873 00:43:35,582 --> 00:43:37,150 What do you have in mind, boss? 874 00:43:37,884 --> 00:43:38,852 Are you still here? 875 00:43:39,819 --> 00:43:41,654 [both scream] 876 00:43:44,824 --> 00:43:46,359 [Terry] Can I at least have my phone? 877 00:43:52,165 --> 00:43:55,235 Give me my belt. 878 00:43:55,235 --> 00:43:58,938 My, how the little cherub wants his toy belt back. 879 00:43:58,938 --> 00:44:00,173 [laughs] 880 00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:04,770 [Poison Ivy] Did I miss all the fun? 881 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:07,280 No. In fact, thanks to this stocking stuffer, 882 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,848 the real fun is about to begin. 883 00:44:09,683 --> 00:44:12,185 [Poison Ivy] Sounds divine. 884 00:44:12,185 --> 00:44:13,753 [laughs] 885 00:44:14,888 --> 00:44:19,592 Now, if I were a kid looking for my toy, where would I look? 886 00:44:19,592 --> 00:44:20,860 Hm. 887 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:22,395 [gasps] Of course. 888 00:44:22,395 --> 00:44:23,897 [laughs] 889 00:44:23,897 --> 00:44:27,534 Or should I say, "Ho, ho, ho." 890 00:44:38,278 --> 00:44:41,281 Looking for those scum this way is taking too long. 891 00:44:41,281 --> 00:44:44,840 Bat-Dad, don't you have some kind of secret surveillance system? 892 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,386 You know, one that can tap into everyone's cell phones 893 00:44:46,386 --> 00:44:47,754 and give us eyes everywhere? 894 00:44:47,754 --> 00:44:49,556 [Bat-Dad] Aha. I'm sorry. 895 00:44:49,556 --> 00:44:52,625 That would be an egregious violation of basic privacy. 896 00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:55,795 No one should be allowed to have eyes and ears everywhere. 897 00:44:55,795 --> 00:44:59,432 Lucky for us, someone already does. 898 00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:06,106 Santa Claus. 899 00:45:06,106 --> 00:45:08,641 You should get a picture. Alfred would love that. 900 00:45:08,641 --> 00:45:11,745 No pictures, only justice. 901 00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:18,840 [Batman] Oh, man, I'm the worst dad ever. 902 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,121 And I'm not racking up any superhero points, either. 903 00:45:21,121 --> 00:45:25,291 [scoffs] Anomaly. Come on, Bruce. Walked right into that one. 904 00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:27,927 I mean, this is textbook supervillain stuff. 905 00:45:27,927 --> 00:45:30,830 Step one, get Batman out of town. 906 00:45:30,830 --> 00:45:34,968 Step two, unleash an evil plot and threaten Gotham and all its people. 907 00:45:35,668 --> 00:45:37,270 All its people... 908 00:45:37,270 --> 00:45:42,442 Damian! Great, like that kid doesn't find a way to find trouble on his own. 909 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:46,179 I mean, by now he probably... 910 00:45:46,179 --> 00:45:47,781 - [sirens wailing] - [indistinct radio chatter] 911 00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:49,616 [Damian] Dad, help me. 912 00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,685 Dad, I need you. 913 00:45:51,685 --> 00:45:54,721 Damian! I'll see you in the Promised Land. 914 00:45:55,955 --> 00:45:57,290 Alfred, no... 915 00:45:58,458 --> 00:45:59,459 Ahh, no! 916 00:46:00,727 --> 00:46:02,128 Don't go there. 917 00:46:02,128 --> 00:46:04,631 Remember what your therapist said about your brooding? 918 00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:07,367 Just focus on the repair, Brucey. 919 00:46:08,368 --> 00:46:09,869 Let's see what we got. 920 00:46:11,905 --> 00:46:14,400 Yep, that's what I thought. 921 00:46:14,841 --> 00:46:15,875 Freeze. 922 00:46:18,745 --> 00:46:20,213 [festive Spanish song playing] 923 00:46:29,923 --> 00:46:31,424 Whoa! 924 00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:40,367 Look at all these toys. 925 00:46:45,105 --> 00:46:46,773 [laughs] 926 00:46:48,341 --> 00:46:51,111 [giggles] Happy holidays. 927 00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:59,219 - Donut eat it all at once. - [both laugh] 928 00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:00,687 [laughs] 929 00:47:00,687 --> 00:47:01,721 Donuts. 930 00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:09,362 Focus on the belt. I am the night. I am the night. 931 00:47:12,899 --> 00:47:14,801 Excuse me, citizen of Gotham. 932 00:47:14,801 --> 00:47:18,271 Uh-oh. Looks like someone got their holidays mixed up. 933 00:47:18,271 --> 00:47:19,806 It's not Halloween, silly. 934 00:47:19,806 --> 00:47:21,808 Santa Claus. Where is he? 935 00:47:21,808 --> 00:47:25,278 Why, jolly old St. Nick's up in his North Pole workshop, of course. 936 00:47:25,278 --> 00:47:26,713 Located in our toy department. 937 00:47:29,482 --> 00:47:31,484 The escalators are right over there. 938 00:47:32,652 --> 00:47:33,720 [gasps] 939 00:47:41,161 --> 00:47:42,829 Thank you. Merry Christmas. 940 00:47:43,563 --> 00:47:44,798 [gasps] 941 00:47:48,234 --> 00:47:50,837 It's your turn, little bat boy. 942 00:47:51,738 --> 00:47:53,807 Whoo-hoo, Santa! 943 00:47:55,642 --> 00:47:58,244 I don't have time to get into anything on my Christmas list. 944 00:47:58,244 --> 00:48:01,981 Like a new pair of titanium Bat-cuffs or some Bat-Cloaking gear, 945 00:48:01,981 --> 00:48:04,417 or this really cool pneumatic Bat-Grenade launcher 946 00:48:04,417 --> 00:48:05,485 that comes with the laser scope 947 00:48:05,485 --> 00:48:07,187 and the glow-in-the-dark Bat-symbols. 948 00:48:13,493 --> 00:48:14,427 [clears throat] 949 00:48:14,427 --> 00:48:16,262 [in deep voice] I need information, Santa. 950 00:48:19,132 --> 00:48:20,467 Wait a minute. 951 00:48:21,267 --> 00:48:22,702 You're not Santa. 952 00:48:22,702 --> 00:48:23,703 Sure, he is. 953 00:48:26,206 --> 00:48:27,374 Hello. 954 00:48:27,374 --> 00:48:32,812 How else could he possibly know what you really want for Christmas? 955 00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:34,681 [gasps] 956 00:48:34,681 --> 00:48:36,483 Wait. How did you... 957 00:48:36,483 --> 00:48:37,984 [laughs] 958 00:48:37,984 --> 00:48:39,352 Poison Ivy! 959 00:48:40,286 --> 00:48:43,957 And you must be... Bane. 960 00:48:43,957 --> 00:48:46,626 Come get your little belt, Bat-Mite. 961 00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:49,620 Give me that back. 962 00:48:51,865 --> 00:48:52,866 [groans] 963 00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:54,667 [Damian grunts] 964 00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,672 [laughing maniacally] 965 00:48:58,672 --> 00:49:00,674 [people screaming] 966 00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:03,810 Terrific. 967 00:49:05,178 --> 00:49:07,981 [Bat-Dad] Observation. The collateral damage you are causing 968 00:49:07,981 --> 00:49:08,982 is putting you and others-- 969 00:49:08,982 --> 00:49:10,817 I can't stop now. If I get my belt back, 970 00:49:10,817 --> 00:49:13,253 I'll prove that I'm ready to be a superhero. 971 00:49:13,253 --> 00:49:14,654 [grunts] 972 00:49:20,694 --> 00:49:22,862 Huh. [growls] 973 00:49:26,866 --> 00:49:28,435 Works every time. 974 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:29,836 Whoa! 975 00:49:31,604 --> 00:49:34,274 I picked something up for you in the garden section. 976 00:49:36,109 --> 00:49:37,377 [screams] 977 00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:39,913 My foliage. 978 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,283 Finally. 979 00:49:48,922 --> 00:49:50,190 [Bane grunting] 980 00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:53,727 Not yet. Remember what Joker said. 981 00:49:53,727 --> 00:49:57,530 We have to let the little disaster artist work his magic first. 982 00:49:59,432 --> 00:50:00,700 [Damian screams] 983 00:50:02,569 --> 00:50:03,570 [straining] 984 00:50:05,105 --> 00:50:06,239 No! 985 00:50:09,976 --> 00:50:11,745 Why... does... Santa... 986 00:50:11,745 --> 00:50:13,613 need so many... reindeer? 987 00:50:18,510 --> 00:50:20,530 [gasps, screams] 988 00:50:21,221 --> 00:50:22,288 Whoa, whoa! 989 00:50:28,395 --> 00:50:29,829 [laughs wearily] 990 00:50:29,829 --> 00:50:31,631 [grunting] 991 00:50:34,434 --> 00:50:35,435 - [all gasping] - [man 1] What's going on? 992 00:50:35,435 --> 00:50:37,671 - [woman 1] You okay, kid? - [woman 2] It's a freaking bat. 993 00:50:37,671 --> 00:50:40,674 It's okay, citizens. I... I'm a super... 994 00:50:40,674 --> 00:50:41,975 [tree creaking] 995 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:50,583 Oh, no. 996 00:50:51,518 --> 00:50:53,186 [crowd clamoring] 997 00:50:57,230 --> 00:50:58,240 [grunts] 998 00:51:02,962 --> 00:51:03,997 [man 2] Hey, watch it. 999 00:51:11,671 --> 00:51:13,206 [laughing maniacally] 1000 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,275 [grunts] 1001 00:51:18,611 --> 00:51:19,512 [panting] 1002 00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:31,524 Bat-Dad, bring up directions to the Gotham Zoo. 1003 00:51:31,524 --> 00:51:32,692 Moments ago, 1004 00:51:32,692 --> 00:51:35,362 a tiny, masked figure single handedly perpetrated 1005 00:51:35,362 --> 00:51:39,866 the most odious act of yuletide vandalism this city has ever seen. 1006 00:51:39,866 --> 00:51:43,303 I spoke to a concerned citizen who had this to say. 1007 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,390 I'm concerned. 1008 00:51:46,390 --> 00:51:48,375 Who was this snack-sized scrooge? 1009 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:51,770 And why did he have to ruin it for everybody? 1010 00:51:51,770 --> 00:51:53,213 Those questions remain unanswered. 1011 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:56,649 But this home grown Gothamite will only say this: 1012 00:51:56,649 --> 00:51:59,386 Humbug to you, you little menace. 1013 00:51:59,386 --> 00:52:03,390 Wherever you are, it'll take more than knocking down our tree 1014 00:52:03,390 --> 00:52:05,725 to ruin this city's Christmas spirit. 1015 00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:08,895 Not mine. I love that tree. [crying] 1016 00:52:09,863 --> 00:52:13,233 What a genius. 1017 00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:14,367 [laughs] 1018 00:52:15,502 --> 00:52:18,438 He's an absolute miniature maestro of mayhem. 1019 00:52:18,438 --> 00:52:21,574 He's exceeded my wildest expectations, 1020 00:52:21,574 --> 00:52:25,178 and he's playing into my plan perfectly. 1021 00:52:25,178 --> 00:52:26,913 [phone ringing] 1022 00:52:28,748 --> 00:52:29,716 Talk to me. 1023 00:52:29,716 --> 00:52:32,352 The kid's belt was delivered to the bird as planned? 1024 00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:34,870 Fantastic. 1025 00:52:34,870 --> 00:52:38,580 I'm gonna bring a sleigh full of Christmas chaos to his next stop. 1026 00:52:38,580 --> 00:52:39,250 [laughing] 1027 00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:44,264 But, you know... 1028 00:52:45,598 --> 00:52:49,969 I'm curious to see just how much more damage our little dynamo could cause, 1029 00:52:49,969 --> 00:52:52,138 if properly motivated. 1030 00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:57,744 Yes, it's time for the boy and I to tango. 1031 00:52:57,744 --> 00:52:59,479 [laughing maniacally] 1032 00:53:01,548 --> 00:53:02,882 - But... - [muffled conversation] 1033 00:53:02,882 --> 00:53:04,384 Huh? I don't wanna waltz. 1034 00:53:04,384 --> 00:53:05,919 It's... it's an expression. 1035 00:53:05,919 --> 00:53:07,987 Never mind. I wanna talk to the kid. 1036 00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:13,827 That does it. I'm moving to Metropolis. 1037 00:53:24,604 --> 00:53:27,774 I know you're out here. Show yourself. 1038 00:53:35,515 --> 00:53:36,349 Victor. 1039 00:53:37,617 --> 00:53:41,755 Tonight's forecast, a freeze is coming. 1040 00:53:41,755 --> 00:53:44,324 [Batman] All these years, you show up out of nowhere, 1041 00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:45,925 that's your opener? 1042 00:53:45,925 --> 00:53:49,996 What about, "Tonight, hell freezes over?" 1043 00:53:49,996 --> 00:53:52,432 [Batman] Nope. Still lame. 1044 00:53:52,432 --> 00:53:54,667 Dang it. It sounded better in my head. 1045 00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:56,202 Never mind that, Freeze. 1046 00:53:56,202 --> 00:53:57,837 Why was I lured out to the middle-- 1047 00:53:57,837 --> 00:53:59,439 Oh, wait, I got one. 1048 00:53:59,439 --> 00:54:02,609 Time for you to get ice-creamed. 1049 00:54:20,894 --> 00:54:22,395 [Mr. Freeze screaming] 1050 00:54:23,863 --> 00:54:26,733 Answer me! Freeze! Why did you bring me here? 1051 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,401 [Mr. Freeze] Whoa. 1052 00:54:30,904 --> 00:54:32,380 [groans] 1053 00:54:33,390 --> 00:54:34,507 Haven't you figured it out? 1054 00:54:34,507 --> 00:54:38,110 We needed to get the Bat out of Gotham. 1055 00:54:38,110 --> 00:54:43,583 However, it appears a much smaller Bat has taken its place. 1056 00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:45,850 - [gasps] - [laughs] 1057 00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:46,319 [Batman] Damian! 1058 00:55:01,868 --> 00:55:04,370 We've looked everywhere. 1059 00:55:04,370 --> 00:55:06,940 There's no sign of that van or my belt. 1060 00:55:07,741 --> 00:55:09,376 [Bat-Dad] Earlier, you remarked on the need 1061 00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:11,578 to prove your readiness to become a superhero. 1062 00:55:12,212 --> 00:55:13,213 Prove to whom? 1063 00:55:14,414 --> 00:55:15,448 To you. 1064 00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:18,385 Uh, not you, my dad. 1065 00:55:18,385 --> 00:55:20,860 So I am not dead. 1066 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,389 That is certainly welcome news. 1067 00:55:22,389 --> 00:55:24,190 Sorry I didn't tell you sooner. 1068 00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:25,358 It is not your fault. 1069 00:55:25,358 --> 00:55:28,228 My central processing made an erroneous assumption. 1070 00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:31,965 - Observation. - What? 1071 00:55:31,965 --> 00:55:34,434 I may only be a simulation of your father, 1072 00:55:34,434 --> 00:55:36,970 but after an analysis of his cognitive patterns 1073 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:39,472 in relation to your current goal orientation, 1074 00:55:39,472 --> 00:55:42,108 I have determined that the two do not align. 1075 00:55:42,108 --> 00:55:43,910 Wanna break that down, Bat-Dad? 1076 00:55:43,910 --> 00:55:47,147 Getting your belt back won't prove anything to your dad. 1077 00:55:48,581 --> 00:55:51,718 Maybe you think it won't, but I know it will. 1078 00:55:51,718 --> 00:55:53,530 It has to. 1079 00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:56,489 Being Batman alongside my dad is all I've ever wanted. 1080 00:55:56,489 --> 00:55:59,292 I have to show Dad I can handle myself. 1081 00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:01,561 He worries way too much. 1082 00:56:01,561 --> 00:56:05,650 He still makes me wear floaties in the bathtub. 1083 00:56:05,650 --> 00:56:07,901 I mean, come on. I'm not a baby. 1084 00:56:07,901 --> 00:56:10,170 Indeed. You are not a baby. 1085 00:56:10,170 --> 00:56:12,772 You have been alive for eight years. 1086 00:56:12,772 --> 00:56:14,474 And four days. [laughs] 1087 00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:17,143 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 1088 00:56:18,778 --> 00:56:19,946 I like this place. 1089 00:56:20,814 --> 00:56:24,617 My memory matrix recalls visiting many times with my parents. 1090 00:56:26,186 --> 00:56:27,620 I miss doing that with them. 1091 00:56:28,621 --> 00:56:30,156 Why did they stop taking-- 1092 00:56:31,191 --> 00:56:33,426 Oh, right. 1093 00:56:33,426 --> 00:56:35,328 Yes, right. 1094 00:56:42,802 --> 00:56:43,636 [hoots] 1095 00:56:45,805 --> 00:56:49,776 It must have been really hard to lose your mom and dad when you were just a kid. 1096 00:56:51,644 --> 00:56:54,614 [Bat-Dad] Although the memories are technically not mine, 1097 00:56:54,614 --> 00:56:56,483 it was very hard to be alone. 1098 00:56:57,350 --> 00:56:59,352 In fact, your father created me 1099 00:56:59,352 --> 00:57:04,570 in part to ensure you would never know a loneliness like that. 1100 00:57:04,570 --> 00:57:05,625 Wow, he did? 1101 00:57:08,828 --> 00:57:11,297 Hey, Bat-Dad, observation. 1102 00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:12,866 Yes, Damian? 1103 00:57:13,967 --> 00:57:15,135 I'm glad he did. 1104 00:57:15,735 --> 00:57:17,370 I wouldn't want to be alone right now. 1105 00:57:17,971 --> 00:57:19,472 I'm glad I am here, too. 1106 00:57:20,573 --> 00:57:22,175 You're a good friend, Bat-Dad. 1107 00:57:22,742 --> 00:57:25,812 I'd give you a big hug if I wasn't, you know, 1108 00:57:25,812 --> 00:57:27,147 wearing you. 1109 00:57:27,147 --> 00:57:28,214 It's okay. 1110 00:57:28,214 --> 00:57:31,751 Just promise to give one to your father when you next see him. 1111 00:57:32,686 --> 00:57:35,321 Yeah, I kind of owe him one anyway. 1112 00:57:37,590 --> 00:57:38,425 What the-- 1113 00:57:42,862 --> 00:57:44,300 Whoo-hoo! 1114 00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:44,931 [laughing] 1115 00:57:47,233 --> 00:57:49,703 [Bat-Dad] Caution. I'm detecting thin ice. 1116 00:57:50,603 --> 00:57:51,538 [Damian screaming] 1117 00:58:03,383 --> 00:58:04,217 [grunts] 1118 00:58:06,886 --> 00:58:10,757 [Bat-Dad] My environmental assessment system indicates this may be a trap. 1119 00:58:10,757 --> 00:58:13,293 I was thinking the same thing, Bat-Dad. 1120 00:58:18,965 --> 00:58:20,934 - [Bat-Dad] Oswald Cobblepot. - Oswald Cobblepot. 1121 00:58:20,934 --> 00:58:23,737 I prefer The Penguin. 1122 00:58:24,704 --> 00:58:27,400 You have my belt, Birdbrain. 1123 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,878 My, my. He said you were an obnoxious little brat. 1124 00:58:31,878 --> 00:58:32,879 Who said that? 1125 00:58:32,879 --> 00:58:33,913 [Joker laughing] 1126 00:58:36,282 --> 00:58:37,884 Come now, Oswald. 1127 00:58:37,884 --> 00:58:40,754 I never used those words exactly. 1128 00:58:40,754 --> 00:58:42,880 Joker! 1129 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,824 Oh, he may be obnoxious, and he certainly acts like a brat, 1130 00:58:44,824 --> 00:58:47,227 but I never called him-- What was the last one? 1131 00:58:48,261 --> 00:58:49,229 Oh, it'll come to me. 1132 00:58:49,229 --> 00:58:51,640 What do you want, Joker? 1133 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,401 Oh, you know your Uncle Joker. Always stirring the pot. 1134 00:58:54,401 --> 00:58:56,169 [laughing] 1135 00:58:56,169 --> 00:58:57,337 Now listen carefully. 1136 00:58:57,337 --> 00:59:00,774 You will never get your belt back. 1137 00:59:00,774 --> 00:59:02,776 [laughs maniacally] 1138 00:59:02,776 --> 00:59:06,120 [Bat-Dad] Caution. Joker is a master manipulator. 1139 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,849 Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, get it back. 1140 00:59:10,450 --> 00:59:11,951 Oh, yes, I will. 1141 00:59:11,951 --> 00:59:13,620 -Will not. - Will too. 1142 00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:15,188 - Will not. - Will too. 1143 00:59:15,188 --> 00:59:17,190 Will not infinity. And don't say infinity plus one, 1144 00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:18,291 because I can do this all day. 1145 00:59:18,291 --> 00:59:20,360 Six weeks is his record. 1146 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:24,531 And do you know how I can be so sure you'll never get it back? 1147 00:59:24,531 --> 00:59:28,268 Because it is so clear to me, and to everyone, 1148 00:59:28,268 --> 00:59:32,605 that you simply don't have what it takes to be a superhero. 1149 00:59:32,605 --> 00:59:33,707 [gasps] 1150 00:59:34,441 --> 00:59:35,675 I mean, look at your belt. 1151 00:59:35,675 --> 00:59:37,544 It's right there, 1152 00:59:37,544 --> 00:59:40,547 but I bet you couldn't even snatch it from old Penguin here. 1153 00:59:40,547 --> 00:59:43,950 Weak, old, pathetic, enfeebled, incontinent-- 1154 00:59:43,950 --> 00:59:44,851 [The Penguin] Hey! 1155 00:59:44,851 --> 00:59:48,455 Oh, yeah? Give me back my belt. 1156 00:59:48,455 --> 00:59:49,522 Whoa! Easy, kid. 1157 00:59:49,522 --> 00:59:51,324 You heard the clown. I'm enfeebled. 1158 00:59:51,324 --> 00:59:53,827 Now, that's proper motivation. 1159 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,610 My work here is done. 1160 00:59:55,610 --> 00:59:56,896 This plan better work. 1161 00:59:56,896 --> 00:59:58,331 All right, pipsqueak. 1162 00:59:58,331 --> 00:59:59,833 Come and get it. 1163 01:00:00,967 --> 01:00:02,302 [The Penguin laughs] 1164 01:00:02,302 --> 01:00:03,203 [both grunting] 1165 01:00:07,173 --> 01:00:08,341 [grunting] 1166 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:10,377 Yeah! 1167 01:00:14,914 --> 01:00:15,849 [straining] 1168 01:00:17,984 --> 01:00:19,185 - [The Penguin grunts] - [groans] 1169 01:00:19,986 --> 01:00:21,521 [laughs] 1170 01:00:22,689 --> 01:00:24,257 [groaning] 1171 01:00:26,993 --> 01:00:28,862 [Bat-Dad groans] Warning. 1172 01:00:28,862 --> 01:00:31,264 Core processing unit damaged. 1173 01:00:31,264 --> 01:00:33,700 So long, Bat-Brat. [laughs] 1174 01:00:36,102 --> 01:00:38,104 [festive music playing] 1175 01:00:41,608 --> 01:00:44,110 Merry Christmas, Gotham. 1176 01:00:45,110 --> 01:00:46,460 [crowd gasps] 1177 01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:47,280 [laughs] 1178 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:48,948 Now, look at that. 1179 01:00:48,948 --> 01:00:50,450 My ride's here. 1180 01:00:50,450 --> 01:00:52,719 Toodle-oo. [laughs] 1181 01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,954 This ends now. 1182 01:00:54,954 --> 01:00:57,557 [Bat-Dad] Warning. The damage I sustained 1183 01:00:57,557 --> 01:00:59,626 has compromised the suit's integrity. 1184 01:00:59,626 --> 01:01:03,563 Adjusting to compression at this altitude will bring power below critical level. 1185 01:01:03,563 --> 01:01:05,131 [Damian] Hang on. We're almost there. 1186 01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:08,401 Got room for one more? 1187 01:01:08,401 --> 01:01:10,603 Huh? For such a little kid, 1188 01:01:10,603 --> 01:01:13,106 you sure are a pain in the neck. 1189 01:01:13,106 --> 01:01:15,308 - [The Penguin laughs] - [Damian] Whoa. 1190 01:01:15,308 --> 01:01:17,770 Whoa, whoa. 1191 01:01:17,770 --> 01:01:18,912 [screaming] 1192 01:01:18,912 --> 01:01:20,413 [The Penguin] 23 skidoo. 1193 01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:22,916 I bid you adieu. 1194 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:23,983 [grunts] 1195 01:01:23,983 --> 01:01:26,820 [Damian grunting] 1196 01:01:31,910 --> 01:01:33,960 What? He's a freak of nature. 1197 01:01:42,502 --> 01:01:43,570 [crowd screaming] 1198 01:01:49,843 --> 01:01:51,344 [Damian] Whoa! 1199 01:01:52,245 --> 01:01:54,347 [Bat-Dad] Warning. Power levels below critical. 1200 01:01:57,917 --> 01:01:58,918 [laughs] 1201 01:01:59,953 --> 01:02:00,954 [yells] 1202 01:02:00,954 --> 01:02:02,455 [both grunting] 1203 01:02:02,455 --> 01:02:04,958 Let go, kid. You'll kill us both. 1204 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,459 Give it to me! Give it to me! 1205 01:02:06,459 --> 01:02:07,460 Give it to me! 1206 01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:10,597 Fine. Take it. I hope it was worth it. 1207 01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:12,799 - [The Penguin laughs] - [Damian screams] 1208 01:02:16,636 --> 01:02:18,805 No! [gasps] 1209 01:02:19,706 --> 01:02:21,641 What do I do? What do I do? 1210 01:02:21,641 --> 01:02:24,110 [Bat-Dad] Solution. Diverting remaining power 1211 01:02:24,110 --> 01:02:26,212 to my inflation systems will break your fall. 1212 01:02:26,212 --> 01:02:27,814 But what will happen to you? 1213 01:02:28,648 --> 01:02:29,783 I am sorry, Damian. 1214 01:02:30,550 --> 01:02:31,985 I will not survive. 1215 01:02:31,985 --> 01:02:33,486 No, you can't. 1216 01:02:33,486 --> 01:02:35,155 I'm sorry. I should have listened. 1217 01:02:35,155 --> 01:02:36,556 You were right about The Penguin. 1218 01:02:36,556 --> 01:02:37,791 About everything. 1219 01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:39,559 Please, no! 1220 01:02:39,559 --> 01:02:41,161 It's okay, Damian. 1221 01:02:41,161 --> 01:02:45,999 Remember, an important quality every good hero must possess 1222 01:02:45,999 --> 01:02:48,680 is the willingness to make sacrifice. 1223 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,336 Bat-Dad, no! 1224 01:02:50,336 --> 01:02:51,571 Bye, Damian. 1225 01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:54,908 Initiating emergency inflation protocol 1226 01:02:54,908 --> 01:02:56,676 in three, two... 1227 01:02:56,676 --> 01:02:57,844 [Damian grunts] 1228 01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:03,516 [groaning] 1229 01:03:05,151 --> 01:03:06,252 Bat-Dad! 1230 01:03:06,252 --> 01:03:09,756 Damian, you will make a great hero one day. 1231 01:03:09,756 --> 01:03:10,990 [sniffles] 1232 01:03:10,990 --> 01:03:13,259 Don't leave me. 1233 01:03:13,259 --> 01:03:16,596 [Bat-Dad] Before shut down. I just want to thank you. 1234 01:03:17,664 --> 01:03:18,865 For what? 1235 01:03:18,865 --> 01:03:21,668 Giving me warm memories of my own. 1236 01:03:21,668 --> 01:03:22,736 [powering down] 1237 01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:27,607 [somber music playing] 1238 01:03:27,607 --> 01:03:29,109 Bat-Dad. 1239 01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:30,777 [crowd screaming] 1240 01:03:30,777 --> 01:03:32,579 [Gordon] ♪ Deck the halls with... ♪ 1241 01:03:32,579 --> 01:03:33,880 Commissioner Gordon, 1242 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,782 there's reports of mass destruction downtown 1243 01:03:35,782 --> 01:03:37,884 and a crime wave all across the city. 1244 01:03:37,884 --> 01:03:39,285 Calm down. 1245 01:03:39,285 --> 01:03:42,550 I've faced situations more dire than this before. 1246 01:03:43,289 --> 01:03:44,958 - [suspenseful music playing] - [sirens wailing] 1247 01:03:49,562 --> 01:03:50,764 I'll handle it. 1248 01:03:57,871 --> 01:04:01,241 ♪ I'm so glad We have the Bat-Signal ♪ 1249 01:04:01,241 --> 01:04:02,609 ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪ 1250 01:04:03,643 --> 01:04:04,878 [grunts] 1251 01:04:05,612 --> 01:04:07,800 [gasps] 1252 01:04:07,814 --> 01:04:09,416 [woman gasps] The Bat-Signal. 1253 01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:10,917 They haven't turned that on in years. 1254 01:04:10,917 --> 01:04:12,485 Crime is back in Gotham. 1255 01:04:12,485 --> 01:04:13,953 Run for your lives, everyone. 1256 01:04:13,953 --> 01:04:15,321 [man] We gotta get out of here. 1257 01:04:15,822 --> 01:04:17,424 Save yourselves. 1258 01:04:18,258 --> 01:04:19,793 Christmas is ruined! 1259 01:04:20,927 --> 01:04:22,162 Wait! Wait! 1260 01:04:25,765 --> 01:04:27,500 Oh, biscuits. 1261 01:04:28,234 --> 01:04:29,102 [gasps] 1262 01:04:29,102 --> 01:04:30,437 Kid, you gotta get out of here. 1263 01:04:30,437 --> 01:04:31,838 Nothing is safe anymore. 1264 01:04:32,939 --> 01:04:34,700 - [grunts] - [man] Hey! 1265 01:04:34,700 --> 01:04:35,275 [Damian] Wait, wait, no! 1266 01:04:36,242 --> 01:04:38,144 - [groans] - [horn honks] 1267 01:04:38,144 --> 01:04:39,646 - [gasps] - [tires screeching] 1268 01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:43,149 - [crowd screaming] - [gasping] 1269 01:04:44,484 --> 01:04:45,652 Santa. 1270 01:04:45,652 --> 01:04:47,654 Oh, am I glad to see you. 1271 01:04:47,654 --> 01:04:51,358 Hey, that's the kid who wrecked the parade. 1272 01:04:51,358 --> 01:04:52,992 Way to go, jerk. 1273 01:04:52,992 --> 01:04:54,928 You ruined Christmas. 1274 01:04:54,928 --> 01:04:56,429 Wait, I can explain. 1275 01:04:56,429 --> 01:04:59,265 I just wanted to be a superhero. 1276 01:04:59,265 --> 01:05:01,835 - [man 1] Get back here. - [man 2] He's gonna pay. 1277 01:05:02,635 --> 01:05:04,270 - [man 1] Where did he go? - [man 2] Did you see him? 1278 01:05:12,946 --> 01:05:14,948 [whimpering] 1279 01:05:19,686 --> 01:05:21,654 Dad... [sniffles] 1280 01:05:21,654 --> 01:05:23,123 I wish you were here. 1281 01:05:24,891 --> 01:05:26,226 [distant whistling] 1282 01:05:31,631 --> 01:05:32,632 [gasps] 1283 01:05:38,972 --> 01:05:40,400 [gasps] 1284 01:05:43,810 --> 01:05:44,878 [panting] 1285 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:48,982 [squeaking] 1286 01:05:54,654 --> 01:05:55,555 [whimpers] 1287 01:05:57,657 --> 01:05:58,692 [whimpers] 1288 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:01,610 [bottles clinking] 1289 01:06:13,506 --> 01:06:14,841 [whimpers] 1290 01:06:21,681 --> 01:06:23,283 [straining] 1291 01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:28,355 [gasps] 1292 01:06:30,757 --> 01:06:31,925 [whimpering] 1293 01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:35,195 I'm just a kid. Don't hurt me. I'm just a kid. 1294 01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:42,435 Alfred, what are you doing here? 1295 01:06:45,271 --> 01:06:46,206 Did you forget? 1296 01:06:46,806 --> 01:06:51,211 Your steaming mug of my world-famous hot cocoa with extra marshmallows. 1297 01:06:51,211 --> 01:06:55,648 Of course, that is, unless you think cocoa is kid stuff. 1298 01:06:55,648 --> 01:06:56,750 [gulping] 1299 01:06:58,752 --> 01:07:00,820 - Ah, there now, better? - [exhales] 1300 01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:02,922 [siren wailing in distance] 1301 01:07:05,258 --> 01:07:07,260 [somber music playing] 1302 01:07:12,932 --> 01:07:14,834 I'm in deep trouble, aren't I? 1303 01:07:14,834 --> 01:07:18,171 Oh, yes, most definitely, Master Wayne. 1304 01:07:18,171 --> 01:07:20,600 Yeah. I figured. 1305 01:07:24,644 --> 01:07:26,913 I just wanted to be Batman so bad. 1306 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:30,483 Maybe if Dad didn't treat me like such baby... 1307 01:07:30,483 --> 01:07:32,686 Don't be so hard on your father. 1308 01:07:32,686 --> 01:07:34,421 He can overdo it sometimes, 1309 01:07:34,421 --> 01:07:37,123 but that's because he's trying to protect the one thing 1310 01:07:37,123 --> 01:07:38,992 you have that he never did. 1311 01:07:39,693 --> 01:07:41,127 A childhood. 1312 01:07:42,996 --> 01:07:45,665 [sighs] I'm no superhero. 1313 01:07:46,533 --> 01:07:49,502 I lost my belt. I destroyed my Batsuit. 1314 01:07:49,502 --> 01:07:51,471 I have no idea where I parked the bike. 1315 01:07:52,672 --> 01:07:54,507 I can't blame anyone but me. 1316 01:07:54,507 --> 01:07:57,777 Son, costumes and belts aren't what make a superhero-- 1317 01:07:57,777 --> 01:08:00,313 I'm sorry. Did you say you misplaced the Batpod? 1318 01:08:01,614 --> 01:08:03,817 Um, never mind. 1319 01:08:04,451 --> 01:08:06,519 Damian, becoming Batman 1320 01:08:06,519 --> 01:08:09,989 takes precisely what your father has been attempting to teach you. 1321 01:08:09,989 --> 01:08:13,827 Focus, responsibility, sacrifice. 1322 01:08:13,827 --> 01:08:16,363 [sniffles] Don't forget high pain threshold. 1323 01:08:16,363 --> 01:08:18,531 [chuckles] Indeed. 1324 01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:22,235 And while you may not be a superhero yet, little one, 1325 01:08:22,235 --> 01:08:25,705 in my heart, I know one day you will be. 1326 01:08:26,573 --> 01:08:27,474 Thanks, Alfred. 1327 01:08:28,740 --> 01:08:29,309 But of course, my boy. 1328 01:08:29,876 --> 01:08:31,411 Now, come along. 1329 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:34,647 I'd say we had enough excitement for one Christmas Eve. 1330 01:08:34,647 --> 01:08:35,749 [suspenseful music playing] 1331 01:08:40,530 --> 01:08:41,488 [wind blowing] 1332 01:09:02,175 --> 01:09:04,100 "Dear Little Batman, 1333 01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:07,414 you gave me the best Christmas gift ever. 1334 01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:09,916 Let me return the favor"? 1335 01:09:09,916 --> 01:09:11,840 [gas hissing] 1336 01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:14,200 [Damian mumbling woozily] 1337 01:09:19,225 --> 01:09:20,760 [continues mumbling] 1338 01:09:23,229 --> 01:09:25,932 Alfred? Alfred! 1339 01:09:27,534 --> 01:09:28,935 Where am I? 1340 01:09:28,935 --> 01:09:30,203 [tense music playing] 1341 01:09:34,607 --> 01:09:35,442 [balloon pops] 1342 01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:37,277 [goop bubbling] 1343 01:09:37,277 --> 01:09:38,445 Joker. 1344 01:09:39,813 --> 01:09:41,881 [Joker] ♪ Jingle Bells Batman smells ♪ 1345 01:09:41,881 --> 01:09:43,817 ♪ Robin laid an egg ♪ 1346 01:09:43,817 --> 01:09:45,985 ♪ The Batmobile Lost its wheel ♪ 1347 01:09:45,985 --> 01:09:48,288 ♪ And the Joker got away ♪ 1348 01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:50,256 [laughing mischievously] 1349 01:10:03,169 --> 01:10:05,472 - Snow? - [Joker laughs] 1350 01:10:07,173 --> 01:10:08,174 [door thuds] 1351 01:10:09,943 --> 01:10:11,678 - Whoa, whoa! - [rumbling] 1352 01:10:11,678 --> 01:10:13,790 What the... 1353 01:10:13,790 --> 01:10:14,414 [rumbling continues] 1354 01:10:15,815 --> 01:10:16,950 [gas hissing] 1355 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:34,801 [metal clanks] 1356 01:10:37,971 --> 01:10:39,973 ["Sweet Gingerbread Man" playing over speakers] 1357 01:10:42,108 --> 01:10:45,779 ♪ Fresh out of the pan Sweet gingerbread man ♪ 1358 01:10:47,981 --> 01:10:51,117 ♪ I'm twirling a cane Made of peppermint ♪ 1359 01:10:51,851 --> 01:10:52,686 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1360 01:10:53,620 --> 01:10:54,487 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1361 01:10:55,488 --> 01:10:56,389 ♪ Nice sticky hands... ♪ 1362 01:10:56,389 --> 01:10:57,791 [both laughing] 1363 01:10:57,791 --> 01:11:00,827 Oh, he's here. Don't just stand there. 1364 01:11:00,827 --> 01:11:02,495 It's nearly Christmas morning. 1365 01:11:02,495 --> 01:11:04,364 Come in, come in. 1366 01:11:05,832 --> 01:11:06,800 [objects clattering] 1367 01:11:08,368 --> 01:11:09,369 - [party horn toots] - You made it. 1368 01:11:09,369 --> 01:11:10,804 [all laughing] 1369 01:11:11,638 --> 01:11:14,307 I am so sorry the invite was so last minute. 1370 01:11:14,307 --> 01:11:16,476 What is this? 1371 01:11:16,476 --> 01:11:18,578 Uh, hello? Look around. 1372 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:20,814 It's a Christmas party. 1373 01:11:21,414 --> 01:11:24,317 I don't know what you're up to, but I'm taking you all in. 1374 01:11:24,317 --> 01:11:27,387 Oh, please. Still trying the hero thing, are we? 1375 01:11:27,387 --> 01:11:30,190 Did we learn nothing from tonight, young man? 1376 01:11:30,190 --> 01:11:31,191 Some people... 1377 01:11:31,191 --> 01:11:32,920 [coughs] ...you, 1378 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,861 just aren't cut out to be heroes. 1379 01:11:34,861 --> 01:11:36,596 Now, come enjoy the party. 1380 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:40,834 Tonight, my boy, we're celebrating something very special. 1381 01:11:40,834 --> 01:11:44,537 Crime's triumphant return to Gotham. 1382 01:11:44,537 --> 01:11:46,600 And what better way to do it 1383 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,409 than by stealing its Christmas. 1384 01:11:49,409 --> 01:11:51,277 [laughing evilly] 1385 01:11:52,445 --> 01:11:54,470 This is where you say, "Joker, you're mad. 1386 01:11:54,470 --> 01:11:55,882 Steal Christmas? But why?" 1387 01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:58,451 [in stoic voice] Joker, you're mad. 1388 01:11:58,451 --> 01:11:59,786 Steal Christmas? But why? 1389 01:11:59,786 --> 01:12:01,921 It all goes back to those glory days, 1390 01:12:01,921 --> 01:12:04,791 when my friends and I would terrorize Gotham. 1391 01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,192 [bell ringing] 1392 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,462 [guard] Hey, get back here! After them! 1393 01:12:11,531 --> 01:12:13,767 You'll get yours in the end, Joker. 1394 01:12:13,767 --> 01:12:16,369 - [all laughing] - [Joker] Oh, how we'd laugh, 1395 01:12:16,369 --> 01:12:18,104 and laugh and laugh. 1396 01:12:21,207 --> 01:12:22,642 But then crime went away. 1397 01:12:23,410 --> 01:12:26,279 We were forced to... retire. 1398 01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:28,481 And as a result... [sniffles] 1399 01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:30,550 We drifted apart. 1400 01:12:31,484 --> 01:12:33,860 [Vicki] Gotham City just voted 1401 01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:35,488 the safest place on planet Earth. 1402 01:12:35,488 --> 01:12:37,590 [people cheering] 1403 01:12:38,258 --> 01:12:40,927 [Joker] Now, I always thought the joy came from committing crime. 1404 01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:46,599 Looking back, it was about committing crime together. 1405 01:12:46,599 --> 01:12:47,600 [all laughing] 1406 01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,602 Aw, you big softie. 1407 01:12:49,602 --> 01:12:50,737 [in normal voice] I don't understand. 1408 01:12:50,737 --> 01:12:52,972 What does any of this have to do with me? 1409 01:12:52,972 --> 01:12:56,900 The moment I saw the sheer mayhem 1410 01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:58,611 you were capable of, I realized that with your help, 1411 01:12:58,611 --> 01:13:00,347 we could kick this whole groovy caper 1412 01:13:00,347 --> 01:13:02,820 up a notch and a half. 1413 01:13:02,820 --> 01:13:04,818 - High five! - I'd never help you. 1414 01:13:04,818 --> 01:13:06,860 But you already did. 1415 01:13:06,753 --> 01:13:09,589 Your chaotic bat-boobery was a perfect distraction! 1416 01:13:09,589 --> 01:13:10,990 [blades whirring] 1417 01:13:10,990 --> 01:13:12,759 [Joker] While all eyes were on you, 1418 01:13:12,759 --> 01:13:14,127 we nabbed Christmas 1419 01:13:14,127 --> 01:13:16,830 - from every home in Gotham. - [tires screeching] 1420 01:13:16,830 --> 01:13:18,331 - [Bane laughing] - [woman groaning] 1421 01:13:19,990 --> 01:13:20,767 [Poison Ivy laughs] Oh! 1422 01:13:21,368 --> 01:13:23,360 [The Penguin cackles] 1423 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:24,537 [Poison Ivy laughs] 1424 01:13:24,537 --> 01:13:25,839 [Bane chuckles] 1425 01:13:29,109 --> 01:13:30,430 [penguin squawking] 1426 01:13:32,812 --> 01:13:34,981 [penguins squawking] 1427 01:13:35,782 --> 01:13:37,817 [Joker] We set out to only steal Christmas, 1428 01:13:37,817 --> 01:13:39,352 but you... [giggles] 1429 01:13:39,352 --> 01:13:41,287 You destroyed it. 1430 01:13:43,123 --> 01:13:45,158 - [church bell tolling] - And now, thanks to you, 1431 01:13:45,158 --> 01:13:48,695 everyone is waking up to no Christmas. 1432 01:13:52,165 --> 01:13:54,834 I was just trying to get my belt back. 1433 01:13:55,535 --> 01:13:58,638 And in the process of this frankly, selfish pursuit, 1434 01:13:58,638 --> 01:14:01,341 you destroyed half the city. 1435 01:14:01,341 --> 01:14:04,411 Now that doesn't sound much like a superhero to me. 1436 01:14:04,911 --> 01:14:07,347 In fact, it sounds more like a super... 1437 01:14:08,648 --> 01:14:10,830 villain. 1438 01:14:10,830 --> 01:14:12,850 What? No. No, I'm not a-- 1439 01:14:12,850 --> 01:14:13,219 Sure, you are. 1440 01:14:13,219 --> 01:14:15,355 Why do you think I brought you here? 1441 01:14:15,355 --> 01:14:17,757 You're one of us, kid. 1442 01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:19,259 [Bane grunting] 1443 01:14:19,259 --> 01:14:21,428 We couldn't have done it without you. 1444 01:14:21,428 --> 01:14:24,564 Yes. Thank you, from the bottom of our cold hearts. 1445 01:14:24,564 --> 01:14:27,200 [Joker] Thank you, indeed. 1446 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,269 [all laughing] 1447 01:14:30,737 --> 01:14:31,871 I can't believe... 1448 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,400 You're right. 1449 01:14:35,108 --> 01:14:37,877 Only a supervillain would ruin Christmas. 1450 01:14:37,877 --> 01:14:38,912 [sniffling] 1451 01:14:39,546 --> 01:14:40,714 That's right. 1452 01:14:40,714 --> 01:14:42,582 To thank you for your contribution, 1453 01:14:42,582 --> 01:14:46,886 we thought it'd be real swell if we all chipped in and got you something. 1454 01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:54,600 My utility belt. 1455 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,629 Your upgraded utility belt. 1456 01:14:56,629 --> 01:14:59,320 We replaced all the useless safety gear 1457 01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:01,267 with more practical devices. 1458 01:15:01,267 --> 01:15:03,370 [Bane grunting] 1459 01:15:05,638 --> 01:15:07,400 Well said, Bane. 1460 01:15:07,607 --> 01:15:11,411 It's the perfect accessory for supervillains. 1461 01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:14,914 Think of all you went through to get that belt. 1462 01:15:15,582 --> 01:15:17,384 You earned it. 1463 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:19,520 Take it. 1464 01:15:19,786 --> 01:15:22,722 [all chanting] Take the belt! 1465 01:15:22,722 --> 01:15:26,426 Take the belt! Take the belt! 1466 01:15:26,426 --> 01:15:27,927 Take the belt! 1467 01:15:27,927 --> 01:15:29,950 [chanting fades] 1468 01:15:31,898 --> 01:15:36,603 [Bruce] You must take my place and become... the Batman. 1469 01:15:38,405 --> 01:15:40,974 [Alfred] Becoming Batman takes precisely what your father 1470 01:15:40,974 --> 01:15:42,676 has been attempting to teach you. 1471 01:15:46,112 --> 01:15:47,180 [Bruce] Give me the belt. 1472 01:15:47,180 --> 01:15:49,820 You're clearly not ready for it. 1473 01:15:55,855 --> 01:15:57,290 There now. 1474 01:15:57,290 --> 01:16:00,860 Doesn't it feel good to get what you want? 1475 01:16:03,430 --> 01:16:05,265 I guess you're right, Joker. 1476 01:16:05,265 --> 01:16:06,766 I'm no superhero. 1477 01:16:08,268 --> 01:16:11,204 But then again, I'm not a supervillain, either. 1478 01:16:12,539 --> 01:16:15,875 See, Joker, being a superhero takes focus, 1479 01:16:16,776 --> 01:16:18,211 responsibility... 1480 01:16:22,148 --> 01:16:23,616 and sacrifice. 1481 01:16:24,317 --> 01:16:25,518 - [fire crackling] - [Damian grunts] 1482 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:28,355 [all shrieking] 1483 01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:32,459 [whooshing] 1484 01:16:33,993 --> 01:16:35,610 [clanks] 1485 01:16:35,610 --> 01:16:36,796 Holy crap! 1486 01:16:37,497 --> 01:16:40,233 All right. Which one of you gave a little kid explosives? 1487 01:16:42,335 --> 01:16:44,237 It did seem like a good idea at the time. 1488 01:16:51,644 --> 01:16:52,545 That's not good. 1489 01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:03,323 My snow globe! You broke it. 1490 01:17:03,323 --> 01:17:05,492 Now I'm gonna break you. 1491 01:17:05,492 --> 01:17:07,761 You got it backwards, clown face. 1492 01:17:07,761 --> 01:17:10,930 I'm taking you down, all of you. 1493 01:17:10,930 --> 01:17:14,434 And I'm taking these presents back to the kids of Gotham. 1494 01:17:14,434 --> 01:17:17,300 I'm saving Christmas! 1495 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,106 You ungrateful, little twerp. 1496 01:17:20,106 --> 01:17:22,876 I'm gonna chop you up like sardines. 1497 01:17:23,843 --> 01:17:25,111 [Damian grunting] 1498 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:28,448 [grunts] 1499 01:17:29,683 --> 01:17:30,517 [laughs] 1500 01:17:33,119 --> 01:17:34,688 - Hiyah! - [Bane groans] 1501 01:17:35,755 --> 01:17:37,390 - Play ball! - [Damian yells] 1502 01:17:38,925 --> 01:17:39,893 [groans] 1503 01:17:39,893 --> 01:17:41,728 [groaning] 1504 01:17:41,728 --> 01:17:42,729 [panting] 1505 01:17:42,729 --> 01:17:44,564 - [grunts] - Crush him, Bane. 1506 01:17:44,564 --> 01:17:45,598 [Bane growling] 1507 01:17:50,737 --> 01:17:51,638 [Damian yells] 1508 01:17:52,806 --> 01:17:53,740 [yelling] 1509 01:17:57,610 --> 01:17:58,611 [Damian grunts] 1510 01:18:02,916 --> 01:18:06,860 All you had to do was take the belt, 1511 01:18:06,860 --> 01:18:08,788 and now I'm gonna take your head. 1512 01:18:09,389 --> 01:18:10,290 [card clangs] 1513 01:18:14,294 --> 01:18:15,128 [thuds] 1514 01:18:21,301 --> 01:18:25,405 Looks like you're in a little trouble, Little Batman. 1515 01:18:25,405 --> 01:18:27,140 - [The Penguin laughing] - [Poison Ivy chuckles] 1516 01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:28,408 [all laughing] 1517 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:31,244 [Damian grunts] 1518 01:18:31,244 --> 01:18:32,645 - [grunting] - [The Penguin cackling] 1519 01:18:32,645 --> 01:18:35,915 No one poops on my party and lives. 1520 01:18:35,915 --> 01:18:37,150 [all laughing] 1521 01:18:37,150 --> 01:18:38,485 Yes. 1522 01:18:39,853 --> 01:18:41,287 - [whooshing] - What was that? 1523 01:18:44,290 --> 01:18:45,692 [whooshing] 1524 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:48,962 [loud thud] 1525 01:18:49,696 --> 01:18:51,531 [Mr. Freeze mumbling] 1526 01:18:53,633 --> 01:18:54,834 [dramatic music playing] 1527 01:18:57,370 --> 01:18:58,204 [The Penguin gasps] 1528 01:19:00,140 --> 01:19:01,410 Dad! 1529 01:19:01,841 --> 01:19:03,710 [gasps] Thank goodness, I found you. 1530 01:19:03,710 --> 01:19:06,646 Are you okay? You have any boo-boos? Are you hurt? 1531 01:19:07,614 --> 01:19:09,182 [chuckles] Dad, I'm fine. 1532 01:19:09,182 --> 01:19:11,184 [Joker] How very touching. 1533 01:19:12,185 --> 01:19:13,653 Stand back, son. 1534 01:19:13,653 --> 01:19:15,622 Why didn't you tell me you were a father? 1535 01:19:15,622 --> 01:19:16,856 I thought we were friends. 1536 01:19:16,856 --> 01:19:18,792 I'm not your friend, Joker. 1537 01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:21,610 I gotta say, love the beard. 1538 01:19:21,610 --> 01:19:23,363 Really takes the intimidation game up a peg. 1539 01:19:23,363 --> 01:19:24,664 - Thanks. - [Poison Ivy grunts] 1540 01:19:26,633 --> 01:19:27,967 [Joker grunts] 1541 01:19:27,967 --> 01:19:31,671 Looks like it's time to kill two bats with one stone. 1542 01:19:33,306 --> 01:19:35,308 [grunts] Dad, I can do this. 1543 01:19:35,308 --> 01:19:37,844 Almost makes me miss my father. 1544 01:19:37,844 --> 01:19:41,147 But then I remember how he dumped my bassinet in the sewer! 1545 01:19:42,682 --> 01:19:44,840 [Bane growling] 1546 01:19:45,218 --> 01:19:46,686 Just leave him alone. 1547 01:19:46,686 --> 01:19:47,587 [Bane growling] 1548 01:19:49,823 --> 01:19:51,991 Come on, I've been fighting these guys all day. 1549 01:19:51,991 --> 01:19:53,493 Damian. I told you to stay back. 1550 01:19:55,762 --> 01:19:56,896 Dad, listen to me. I can help. 1551 01:19:56,896 --> 01:19:59,399 I said no, Damian. You're just a kid. 1552 01:19:59,399 --> 01:20:02,680 No, I'm not. I'm your kid, Dad. 1553 01:20:04,904 --> 01:20:06,720 [Joker cackling] 1554 01:20:11,177 --> 01:20:13,580 [in distorted voice] Dad! 1555 01:20:13,580 --> 01:20:14,514 [Bruce thuds on floor] 1556 01:20:18,685 --> 01:20:19,953 [ear ringing] 1557 01:20:21,121 --> 01:20:22,188 [The Penguin groans] 1558 01:20:22,188 --> 01:20:23,923 [groaning] 1559 01:20:25,425 --> 01:20:26,459 [Poison Ivy and Joker grunting] 1560 01:20:26,459 --> 01:20:28,528 [muffled] Don't worry, Dad. I'll protect you. 1561 01:20:28,528 --> 01:20:30,397 - Nobody hurts my dad. - [Joker grunting] 1562 01:20:31,464 --> 01:20:32,432 - What? - [Damian grunting] 1563 01:20:32,432 --> 01:20:33,533 Hiyah! 1564 01:20:34,267 --> 01:20:35,301 [yells] 1565 01:20:36,302 --> 01:20:39,439 - [grunts] Not so tough without these, are you? - [Bane grunting] 1566 01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:42,475 [all yelping] 1567 01:20:43,877 --> 01:20:45,780 [Damian grunts] 1568 01:20:46,146 --> 01:20:47,113 You okay, Dad? 1569 01:20:47,747 --> 01:20:50,450 He... he is my kid. 1570 01:20:51,117 --> 01:20:52,252 Batman is waking up. 1571 01:20:52,252 --> 01:20:53,219 [panting] 1572 01:20:53,219 --> 01:20:55,221 Leave my dad alone! 1573 01:20:55,221 --> 01:20:56,122 [Poison Ivy grunting] 1574 01:20:57,457 --> 01:21:00,960 Dude! Damian, rad ninja skills. 1575 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,620 Thanks, Dad. 1576 01:21:03,496 --> 01:21:04,564 Where's the belt? 1577 01:21:05,565 --> 01:21:07,000 Long story. 1578 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,100 Tell me later. 1579 01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:09,269 In the meantime... 1580 01:21:10,603 --> 01:21:11,438 Whoa! 1581 01:21:11,438 --> 01:21:13,173 Your utility belt? 1582 01:21:13,173 --> 01:21:14,274 Awesome! 1583 01:21:16,900 --> 01:21:17,844 Wait. What about you? 1584 01:21:17,844 --> 01:21:19,579 Always carry a spare. 1585 01:21:19,579 --> 01:21:21,810 Told you, you had a lot to learn. 1586 01:21:21,848 --> 01:21:22,782 Now, what do you say? 1587 01:21:23,416 --> 01:21:24,651 You need a wingman? 1588 01:21:25,518 --> 01:21:28,621 - More like a sidekick. - [The Penguin grunting] 1589 01:21:30,156 --> 01:21:33,526 Allow me to break the ice, Little Batman. [yells] 1590 01:21:33,526 --> 01:21:35,662 Come on, kiddo. Let's finish this. 1591 01:21:36,863 --> 01:21:38,798 [screams, grunts] 1592 01:21:41,868 --> 01:21:43,470 [screaming, grunts] 1593 01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:50,477 This is the best Christmas present ever. 1594 01:21:52,512 --> 01:21:53,980 Oh, no. 1595 01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:56,216 - [screams] - [splashes] 1596 01:21:56,216 --> 01:21:57,884 [grunts, coughs] 1597 01:21:57,884 --> 01:21:59,520 [Bane growling] 1598 01:22:00,553 --> 01:22:01,888 My back! 1599 01:22:02,555 --> 01:22:04,858 [laughing] Hot enough for you? 1600 01:22:05,692 --> 01:22:07,270 Not even close. 1601 01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:08,610 [chuckles] 1602 01:22:08,610 --> 01:22:09,462 Where's the little one? 1603 01:22:09,462 --> 01:22:10,730 [engine revs] 1604 01:22:14,670 --> 01:22:16,302 No! [grunts] 1605 01:22:16,302 --> 01:22:18,238 - [screams] - [splashes] 1606 01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,175 [Joker] You two look so cute together. 1607 01:22:22,175 --> 01:22:24,577 I almost hate having to blow you apart. 1608 01:22:24,577 --> 01:22:25,512 [launcher cocks] 1609 01:22:25,512 --> 01:22:29,490 Yeah, crush their stupid faces. 1610 01:22:29,490 --> 01:22:30,316 [Batarang whizzing] 1611 01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:33,219 [Mr. Freeze screams, thuds] 1612 01:22:33,219 --> 01:22:36,489 [screaming and thudding continues] 1613 01:22:39,159 --> 01:22:40,930 [splashing] 1614 01:22:41,428 --> 01:22:43,163 Uh-oh. Hit me, Damian! 1615 01:22:44,230 --> 01:22:46,266 Careful. Don't poke your eye out. 1616 01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:47,500 [laughs] 1617 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:50,336 A Merry Christmas to me and to you, 1618 01:22:50,336 --> 01:22:52,720 a dark night. 1619 01:22:54,274 --> 01:22:55,608 [laughs] You missed! 1620 01:22:56,509 --> 01:22:58,411 That's kind of the point. 1621 01:22:58,411 --> 01:23:00,513 Oh. Oh, right, they're Batarangs. 1622 01:23:02,749 --> 01:23:05,185 [groaning] 1623 01:23:07,187 --> 01:23:09,122 ["Silent Night" playing] 1624 01:23:12,359 --> 01:23:13,593 [sirens wailing] 1625 01:23:17,597 --> 01:23:19,566 [distorted groaning] 1626 01:23:28,274 --> 01:23:30,710 [distorted laughing] 1627 01:23:35,949 --> 01:23:39,285 [distorted] Merry Christmas. 1628 01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:46,893 - [grunts] - [villains] Ooh. 1629 01:23:46,893 --> 01:23:48,161 [both] Oh. 1630 01:23:49,729 --> 01:23:50,964 [both] ♪ Da-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1631 01:23:50,964 --> 01:23:52,932 [groaning] 1632 01:23:54,267 --> 01:23:56,436 How many times is he gonna fall in that junk? 1633 01:23:56,436 --> 01:23:59,439 Seriously, he should keep a snorkel in his suit pocket. 1634 01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:00,473 [Damian laughs] 1635 01:24:00,473 --> 01:24:02,842 [Batman] Ready to go home for Christmas? 1636 01:24:02,842 --> 01:24:05,945 [Damian] Actually, Dad, we have one last mission. 1637 01:24:08,248 --> 01:24:10,250 [sirens wailing faintly] 1638 01:24:17,991 --> 01:24:19,259 [clangs] 1639 01:24:25,465 --> 01:24:27,267 [Damian] Merry Christmas! 1640 01:24:27,267 --> 01:24:28,835 - [man] Look, it's Batman! - [woman] Batman! 1641 01:24:28,835 --> 01:24:31,438 - All right. - Hey, it's our stuff. 1642 01:24:31,438 --> 01:24:33,340 My drum set! 1643 01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:35,709 A one, and a two, and a joy to you. 1644 01:24:35,709 --> 01:24:39,279 All right, everyone. Christmas is back on. 1645 01:24:40,113 --> 01:24:41,181 [all grunt] 1646 01:24:41,181 --> 01:24:43,116 [marching band playing "Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly"] 1647 01:24:46,353 --> 01:24:48,355 [Damian laughing] 1648 01:24:49,989 --> 01:24:51,391 [man] Look, it's our presents. 1649 01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:53,126 - Christmas is saved. - [woman] Oh, wonderful. 1650 01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:54,394 [Alfred laughing] 1651 01:24:56,896 --> 01:24:58,698 [laughs] Go long. 1652 01:25:00,166 --> 01:25:01,368 [children laughing] 1653 01:25:03,470 --> 01:25:05,205 [all cheering] 1654 01:25:05,905 --> 01:25:08,475 Merry Christmas, Gotham City. 1655 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:13,179 [yelps] 1656 01:25:16,490 --> 01:25:16,883 [slurps] 1657 01:25:17,650 --> 01:25:19,719 That would seem to be all the presents, young sir. 1658 01:25:19,719 --> 01:25:21,921 Nope. Still one left. 1659 01:25:21,921 --> 01:25:23,560 What's that? 1660 01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:25,525 - Merry Christmas, Dad. - [laughs] 1661 01:25:25,525 --> 01:25:26,826 I owed you a hug. 1662 01:25:26,826 --> 01:25:29,950 Best Christmas gift ever. 1663 01:25:29,950 --> 01:25:30,697 Hm, the price was right. 1664 01:25:30,697 --> 01:25:32,532 - [cat meows] - I beg your pardon, sirs, 1665 01:25:32,532 --> 01:25:33,900 but by any chance, 1666 01:25:33,900 --> 01:25:38,380 is there room for an old Englishman and a tabby in that embrace? 1667 01:25:38,380 --> 01:25:39,773 There always is. 1668 01:25:39,773 --> 01:25:41,441 Merry Christmas, guys. 1669 01:25:42,275 --> 01:25:43,343 [Damian sighs] 1670 01:25:43,343 --> 01:25:44,411 Damian, what's wrong? 1671 01:25:44,911 --> 01:25:49,150 I know it sounds silly, but I kind of feel bad for Joker. 1672 01:25:49,150 --> 01:25:51,418 Feel bad for Joker? 1673 01:25:51,418 --> 01:25:53,190 [laughs] That sounds insane. 1674 01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:54,888 I mean, he just hit me in the head with a mallet, 1675 01:25:54,888 --> 01:25:56,356 like an hour ago. 1676 01:25:56,356 --> 01:25:57,390 I know. 1677 01:25:57,390 --> 01:26:01,194 But all he wanted for Christmas was to not be alone. 1678 01:26:03,463 --> 01:26:05,198 My head still hurts, Damian. 1679 01:26:05,198 --> 01:26:07,434 - I mean, that mallet was like this big. - [Selina meows] 1680 01:26:07,434 --> 01:26:10,203 You know, Dad, you both say that you're sworn enemies. 1681 01:26:10,203 --> 01:26:11,204 - [Selina purring] - But deep down, 1682 01:26:11,204 --> 01:26:13,440 I think you and Joker really like each other. 1683 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,375 Damian, he's a supervillain. 1684 01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:16,776 Mom's a supervillain. 1685 01:26:16,776 --> 01:26:19,879 Mom's... complicated. 1686 01:26:19,879 --> 01:26:21,748 A complicated supervillain. 1687 01:26:21,748 --> 01:26:22,782 [Alfred and Damian laugh] 1688 01:26:22,782 --> 01:26:24,551 Hey, don't you start. 1689 01:26:24,551 --> 01:26:27,387 Also, I hate the Joker. 1690 01:26:31,624 --> 01:26:35,328 ♪ Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg ♪ 1691 01:26:35,328 --> 01:26:36,262 [chuckles] 1692 01:26:36,262 --> 01:26:39,990 Sorry, it's the only Christmas song I know the words to. 1693 01:26:39,990 --> 01:26:41,234 Well, "smells" does rhyme with "bells." 1694 01:26:41,234 --> 01:26:43,690 I quite like that song. 1695 01:26:43,690 --> 01:26:45,238 ♪ Jingle Bells, Batman smells ♪ 1696 01:26:45,238 --> 01:26:47,574 [together] ♪ Robin laid an egg ♪ 1697 01:26:47,574 --> 01:26:49,609 ♪ The Batmobile Lost its wheel ♪ 1698 01:26:49,609 --> 01:26:55,415 ♪ And the Joker Had a nice dinner With all of his friends ♪ 1699 01:26:58,151 --> 01:26:59,185 I'm not your friend. 1700 01:26:59,185 --> 01:27:01,870 ["Just Another Christmas Song" playing] 1701 01:27:15,201 --> 01:27:17,270 ♪ Uh... just another Christmas song ♪ 1702 01:27:17,270 --> 01:27:19,439 ♪ But this time I'll sing along ♪ 1703 01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:22,842 ♪ Uh... Just another Christmas song ♪ 1704 01:27:22,842 --> 01:27:25,211 ♪ But this time I'll sing along ♪ 1705 01:27:27,547 --> 01:27:32,485 ♪ I'm dreaming of A white Christmas ♪ 1706 01:27:32,485 --> 01:27:36,356 ♪ With jingle bells In the sky ♪ 1707 01:27:38,792 --> 01:27:42,862 ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ 1708 01:27:42,862 --> 01:27:45,231 [vocalizing] 1709 01:27:45,231 --> 01:27:48,702 ♪ Christmas tree ♪ 1710 01:27:48,702 --> 01:27:53,540 ♪ It's the same old song ♪ 1711 01:27:53,540 --> 01:27:56,743 - ♪ But I'll sing along ♪ - ♪ Just another Christmas song ♪ 1712 01:27:56,743 --> 01:27:58,845 ♪ But this time I'll sing along ♪ 1713 01:27:58,845 --> 01:28:01,981 - ♪ I'm gonna sing along ♪ - ♪ Just another Christmas song ♪ 1714 01:28:01,981 --> 01:28:04,417 ♪ But this time I'll sing along ♪ 1715 01:28:04,417 --> 01:28:07,654 - ♪ Just another little song ♪ - ♪ Just another Christmas song ♪ 1716 01:28:07,654 --> 01:28:09,756 ♪ But this time I'll sing along ♪ 1717 01:28:09,756 --> 01:28:11,591 ♪ I said I think I'll sing along ♪ 1718 01:28:11,591 --> 01:28:13,226 ♪ Just another Christmas song ♪ 1719 01:28:13,226 --> 01:28:15,495 ♪ But this time I'll sing along ♪ 1720 01:28:15,495 --> 01:28:16,529 [vocalizing] 1721 01:28:19,990 --> 01:28:20,934 ♪ This time I'll sing along ♪ 1722 01:28:24,504 --> 01:28:26,439 ♪ But this time I'll sing along ♪ 1723 01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:30,677 [children] Merry Christmas, everybody! 1724 01:31:36,696 --> 01:31:38,198 [Bat-Dad] Merry Christmas, guys.