1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:05,171 [♪ Eels sing "Christmas Is Going to the Dogs"] 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:12,780 ♪ Get off your sled and go to bed ♪ 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,150 ♪ Don't you ever tire? ♪ 4 00:00:15,150 --> 00:00:17,984 ♪ Throw a bone, I'm finally home ♪ 5 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:20,854 ♪ curled up by the fire ♪ 6 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,423 ♪ Snow is falling from the sky ♪ 7 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:26,760 ♪ like ashes from an urn ♪ 8 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,163 ♪ Sweet dreams, my little one ♪ 9 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:32,766 ♪ Now it's my turn ♪ 10 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:38,171 ♪ Well, Christmas is going to the dogs ♪ 11 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:44,144 ♪ We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs ♪ 12 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:49,949 ♪ And things aren't looking very good, it's true ♪ 13 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:56,122 ♪ So I'll just lay here and chew ♪ 14 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:05,650 - ♪ Now, when I sleep, I like to dream ♪ - [indistinct chatter] 15 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:08,340 - ♪ of rabbits in the snow ♪ - Merry Christmas. 16 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:10,970 ♪ Jumping right into my jaws ♪ 17 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:13,973 - ♪ from their rabbit hole ♪ - Hi! 18 00:01:13,973 --> 00:01:16,876 ♪ Take one home and set him down ♪ 19 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,746 ♪ right next to your shoes ♪ 20 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:23,216 - ♪ Wake up to a big surprise ♪ - [bell jingling] 21 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:25,885 ♪ My gift to you ♪ 22 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:31,391 ♪ And Christmas is going to the dogs ♪ 23 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:37,197 ♪ We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs ♪ 24 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:43,136 ♪ And things aren't looking very good, it's true ♪ 25 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:49,209 ♪ So I'll just lay here and chew ♪ 26 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:19,839 ♪ And Christmas is going to the dogs ♪ 27 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:23,843 - ♪ We're scarfing down the turkey... - [indistinct newscast playing] 28 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:26,813 [newscaster over TV] Let's take a look at the holiday forecast. 29 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,448 - [snoring] - [meteorologist] Eleven and a half inches 30 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,183 hit Downtown Boston last night. 31 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:33,353 Looks like it's going to be a very white Christmas. 32 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,230 Better gas up those snowblowers because there's more on the way. 33 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:38,925 - [turns off TV] - [remote control drops to floor] 34 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:44,764 ♪ So I'll just stay here and chew ♪ 35 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:46,833 [song ends] 36 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,935 [lighthearted music playing] 37 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:51,971 Ugh. 38 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:03,683 Come on, help me out here, Merv. 39 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,386 - Wh-Where's your other bootie? - [Merv grunting] 40 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,123 Fine. We'll just MacGyver it. 41 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,695 - [Merv grunting] - Merv, come on. 42 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,430 [sighs] Come on, bud, please. 43 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,333 [whining] 44 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,469 [growling softly] 45 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,704 [grunts, sighs] 46 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:29,709 [whining] 47 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,344 [grunts] I know, Merv. 48 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,746 It sucks for me, too, okay? 49 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,881 [lock buzzes] 50 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,549 All right, buddy. In you go. 51 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,840 - [Merv whines] - [sighs] 52 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:40,387 Merv, go on. 53 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,124 [sighs] 54 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:45,225 [whining] 55 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,793 I'll see you next week. 56 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,895 [Merv panting] 57 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,330 I love you, bud. 58 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,599 - Go on. Good boy. - [Merv barks, pants] 59 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,136 [sighs] 60 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:01,174 [Anna] Hi, Mervy. Hi, buddy. 61 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,678 [gasps] Good boy. 62 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,346 - Stay. - [panting] 63 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,715 Yeah. Hi, buddy. 64 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,984 I missed you. 65 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,385 Ugh. 66 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:15,855 Worst MacGyver ever. 67 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:18,925 Let's get you fixed up, okay? 68 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,894 Come on. 69 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:23,960 How's that feel? 70 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,432 Yeah. 71 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,867 That feel... feel nice? 72 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,304 Okay, Merv. [sighs] 73 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,308 I have something to tell you. 74 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:36,376 Look at me. 75 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:39,412 The thing is... [sighs] 76 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,547 me and Russ... 77 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:41,881 [whining] 78 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,383 Oh, no. 79 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,719 He's not here. 80 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,253 And he's not gonna be. 81 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:50,223 I miss him, too, but it was too hard. 82 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,326 I know it's hard, buddy. 83 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,163 You're gonna be okay. 84 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:58,798 All right. 85 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:02,135 - High five. Yeah. - [whining] 86 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:08,975 [chuckles] 87 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,686 [Russ laughing] 88 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:22,989 [computer chimes] 89 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:25,225 [taps key] 90 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,961 [♪ Mark Ambor sings "Belong Together"] 91 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:35,602 ♪ You and me belong together ♪ 92 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:40,573 ♪ like cold iced tea and warmer weather ♪ 93 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,343 ♪ Where we lay out late underneath the pines ♪ 94 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,346 ♪ and we still have fun when the sun won't shine ♪ 95 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:50,984 ♪ You and me belong together ♪ 96 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,352 ♪ all the time ♪ 97 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,587 He's the best one. 98 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,456 And he's coming home with us. 99 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,158 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 100 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,394 - [song stops] - [sighs] 101 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:05,865 Oh. 102 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:07,534 Christmassy. 103 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,868 - [Carly] Mm-hmm. - Too much? 104 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,172 Uh, I'm pretty certain people like holiday spirit. 105 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,641 On your bed. 106 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,676 - On your bed. - [groans] 107 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:18,780 - [whining] - [Carly] Aw. 108 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:19,746 - What's up with him? - [Anna] I don't know. 109 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,748 He's just been so tired lately. 110 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,350 You're okay, right, buddy? 111 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,186 Plus, I got him some new snacks. 112 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,887 Oh, no. Not the snacks. 113 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:32,158 Please tell me they aren't the dried bull ****** things again. 114 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,727 - They're his favorite. - [barks] 115 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,663 Plus the pig snouts and the dried sardines, 116 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,932 which make his coat all nice and shiny. 117 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:42,200 Okay, it's no wonder you're not dating, because you're literally just 118 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,400 walking around with dried fish in your purse. 119 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,639 I'm not dating because I don't want to date. 120 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,209 Okay, come on. It's been six months. 121 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,311 And... you're lonely. 122 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:53,613 - I'm not. - Yeah. 123 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:57,830 No. Just 'cause I'm single doesn't mean I'm lonely. 124 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:58,518 Don't be that girl. 125 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:02,455 Okay, but I am that girl, and you won't be 126 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:06,126 when you meet the stud that is "Mr. Lover Lover 101," 127 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:09,496 who might have just sent you a winky emoji on Hinge. 128 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,630 I'm not on Hinge. 129 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,466 That's what you think. I signed you up. 130 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,335 - You're welcome. No, it's too late. - [stammers] 131 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,504 Plus, you better get in there because Mrs. Mabachas is waiting. 132 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,806 You left Mrs. Mabachas alone in my room? 133 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,174 You're welcome. 134 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,810 [Bonnie] My tía Gabriela, my tía Juliana, 135 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:27,947 my tía Francisca, my tía Adriana and my other tía Adriana. 136 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,583 [gentle music playing] 137 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:33,953 My tía Sofia, my tía Daniela and my tía Gloria. 138 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,323 Is that everyone, Bonnie? 139 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,826 - Oh. And me, Bonnie. - [Russ] Great. Well done. 140 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,940 Okay, big hand for Bonnie, guys. 141 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,999 It's a real aunt farm you have there. 142 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,767 [laughter] 143 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,135 Well done, everyone. 144 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,838 I learned so much about your families. 145 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:54,400 - Yes, Shauna. - Where's your family tree? 146 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,308 Mine? 147 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,410 Oh, I didn't... I didn't do one. 148 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,545 [students] Aw. 149 00:07:58,545 --> 00:07:59,679 [Russ] All right, all right. 150 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,414 Well, it's not very interesting, but very quickly... 151 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:06,686 Granny Jess, Grandpa Michael, Grandpa Matt, Granny Amy. 152 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,388 They had my dad Jack. 153 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:11,224 And they had my mom MJ. 154 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,894 And they had me, Mr. Owens. 155 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:17,664 Oh, and, uh, who's that? 156 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,466 - [students] Merv. - [Russ] Exactly. 157 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,600 - [Shauna] Wait, wait, wait. - So, what-- 158 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,968 That's it? 159 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,304 - Don't you have a wife or something? - [students murmuring] 160 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,672 [chuckles] A wife? 161 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,574 Um... 162 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,642 no, I guess I don't. 163 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,412 My cousin says you're dating her eye doctor. 164 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,614 Well, I'm not sure how your cousin would know that. 165 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:36,490 She has glaucoma. 166 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:37,851 Oh, right. Sorry. 167 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,587 - So, are you dating her or what? - No, I'm not dating her. 168 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,889 I was, um, but I'm not anymore. 169 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,324 - [Shauna] Why not? - Anyway... 170 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,159 Well, now, Shauna, that's one of those personal questions 171 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,394 we talked about, remember? 172 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,430 Did she run off with your best friend? That happened to my tía Juliana. 173 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,132 Nope, she didn't run off with my best friend. 174 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,199 Let's-- 175 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,868 Is it because you still like dinosaurs? 176 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,437 [students laughing] 177 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,172 No, it's not 'cause I still like dinos-- 178 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,240 [chuckles] What-- 179 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,776 Excuse me, dinosaurs are educational, they are cool, 180 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,211 and it's not because I still like dinosaurs. 181 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,713 Are there any more questions? 182 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,548 - [students murmuring] - [student] Don't you want any kids? 183 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,350 - Mr. Owens? - Are you too old to have kids? 184 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,353 Let's just do some independent reading, shall we? 185 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:16,560 [students whispering] 186 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,494 [Anna] So tell me if this is better... 187 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,463 - one or better two? - [device clicking] 188 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,831 - They're both blurry. - Okay. 189 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:27,133 - How about now? - [sighs] 190 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,468 Neither one. 191 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:30,203 Mrs. Mabachas. 192 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,404 - Mm-hmm? - You have my stapler 193 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:34,474 and my snowman pen in your bag. 194 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,511 [singsongy] Mrs. Mabachas. 195 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,879 [chuckles] 196 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,214 How was Norway? 197 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,749 - What? - You were telling me 198 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,751 that you and your boyfriend, you were planning that vacation. 199 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,354 - Yeah, we didn't end up going. - Oh, honey, that is too bad. 200 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:49,255 He was so good-looking. 201 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:53,493 Those nice, shapely cheekbones and those plump, luscious lips. 202 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,594 Uh-huh. 203 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,130 That's very sweet, but how did you know that? 204 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:01,334 Well, 'cause you used to have that, uh... that nice picture frame on your desk. 205 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,204 You know, the one with the really pretty frame. 206 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,372 Do you want it back? 207 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:07,240 You can have it. 208 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,209 Merry Christmas. 209 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,800 Hey, are you okay? I mean, you look sad. 210 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,384 Well, I hate to break it to you, but you can barely see. 211 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,985 I don't need to see it, honey. 212 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,860 I can feel it. 213 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,240 - [Desmond] Oh! [mutters] - [repeated thumping] 214 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,492 [school bell ringing] 215 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:27,894 - [Russ] Hey. - Hey, hey. 216 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,496 Hey. What-- 217 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,264 What are you up to? You okay? 218 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,433 Oh, nothing. Just a little stress relief. 219 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,534 [chuckles] 220 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,504 Uh, Rebekah and I are taking the twins to see, uh, Disney on Ice again. 221 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,905 Oh, cool. That sounds fun. 222 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,508 Not when it's your third time seeing it! 223 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,910 [laughing] 224 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,780 [exhales sharply] 225 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,414 Well, maybe, uh, do you want to grab a beer first? 226 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,282 Don't tempt me. [chuckles] 227 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,185 However, I do know someone who would love to get a beer with you. 228 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,954 Oh, don't. I'm not calling your mortgage broker. 229 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,122 Come on, man. 230 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,591 Brené got us a great rate. Plus, might be good for you. 231 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,930 Why? Why would it be good for me? 232 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:02,162 Maybe because you've been a miserable drip lately. 233 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,963 No, I haven't. 234 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:06,266 You didn't come to the game with me. Hmm? 235 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,668 And you didn't come for birthday pizza. 236 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,971 Look, man, I know this time hasn't been easy for you, 237 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:15,410 but I think it's about time you started hanging out with other people. 238 00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:16,643 I do hang out with other people. 239 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,245 Those nine-year-olds in there do not count. 240 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:22,716 Well, I appreciate your concern. I'm just... 241 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,719 [crying] really enjoying being by myself right now. 242 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,654 Oh, really? On Christmas? 243 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,988 A: It's not Christmas. 244 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:30,890 And B: I have Merv. 245 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,392 The dog? 246 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,629 Don't go back to being that guy. 247 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,964 What guy? 248 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,599 The No Guy. 249 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,668 - The No Guy? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 250 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,436 Yeah, and then you and her got together 251 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,705 and she started being like, "Hey, you want to do stuff?" 252 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,400 And you were like, "Mm-kay." 253 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,810 Then boom! You eating sushi and flying to Greenland. 254 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,879 - Iceland. - Whatever. 255 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,215 You said yes to everything. 256 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,550 And now look at you, man. [chuckles] 257 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,685 The No Guy. 258 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,854 - [automated voice] No. - That's you. 259 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,255 No. 260 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,424 I am not a No Guy. 261 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,626 - Oh, okay. Okay. Call Brené. - No. 262 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,628 - Ah! [laughing] - [automated voice] No! 263 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,630 That's a cheap trick. 264 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,999 Hey, hey. The candy budget's getting low. 265 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,534 You don't even need that much. 266 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,935 The chocolate gonna kill the dog. 267 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,170 Enjoy Disney on Ice. 268 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,638 Russ! Don't be throwing chocolate at me. 269 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,508 You know I was-- Oh! Oh, okay. 270 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,543 [soft piano music playing] 271 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,840 Oh. 272 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:36,456 You didn't... have to do that. 273 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,724 Did I not do it right? 274 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:41,940 No, I just, um... I like to butter my own bread. 275 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:43,630 Is that a control issue thing? 276 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,598 - No, I just like-- - Like to be in control. 277 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,601 No, I just like to manage my own bread. [chuckles] 278 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,870 - The red? - Right here. 279 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,505 "Mer-lot." It's my favorite. 280 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,642 - [waiter] And a spicy margarita. - Thank you. 281 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,810 Be careful. It's hot. 282 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,945 Not too hot for a little lady, I hope. 283 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,681 [chuckles] You just worry about yourself, Mr. Mer-lot. 284 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,383 [both chuckling] 285 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,453 Too hot? 286 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,555 [coughs] 287 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,240 No, it tastes delicious. 288 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,494 So, your profile said that you recently got out of a long-term relationship. 289 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,496 Uh, yep, I did. 290 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,365 Do you still have feelings for him? 291 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,167 No. Why would I-- No, no. 292 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,869 We're just two people who share a dog. 293 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,872 You share a dog? That's... that's a red flag. 294 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,907 Okay, my turn to ask a question. 295 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,410 Shoot. They call me Ken-do, by the way. 296 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:34,914 Okay. Ken-don't interrupt me while I'm asking this important question. 297 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,116 Your house is on fire. 298 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,384 Oh, I don't have a house. 299 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,752 I have a condo. 300 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,540 With two parking spots, by the way. Tandem. 301 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,723 Okay, you're in your condo. 302 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,991 It's burning down. 303 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,494 You've saved all your pets, your loved ones, 304 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,929 but you can only save one more thing. What is it? 305 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,600 Easy. My safe. 306 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,368 Oh. You have a safe? 307 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,836 Doesn't everybody? 308 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,904 - I don't. - You should totally. 309 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,673 Seriously, I keep all my valuables in there. 310 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,876 - My will, my passport, my gun. It-- - [coughs] 311 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,412 Um... this has been nice. 312 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,347 I agree. 313 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,949 So, uh, what are you thinking? Should we split a few appetizers, 314 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,850 or do you want to just go straight to dessert? 315 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,788 Mm. I think, uh... 316 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,490 [coughing] 317 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,427 I think I'm good with bread. 318 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,290 [sighs] 319 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:24,364 Hi, Mervy. 320 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,800 Where are you? I could really use a cuddle right now. 321 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,368 [Merv whines softly] 322 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,636 Merv? 323 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,971 [whines] 324 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,407 Merv. 325 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,176 Are you okay? 326 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,711 Mervy. 327 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,450 What's wrong, bud? 328 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,115 [ringtone playing] 329 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,724 - [lighthearted music playing] - [squeaky chittering] 330 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,894 [clucking] 331 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,265 [hissing and rattling] 332 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,872 [chittering] 333 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,800 - You didn't have to come. - Yeah, I know. 334 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,809 I would've kept you in the loop. 335 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:13,446 I would prefer to hear what the vet has to say firsthand, thank you. 336 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,810 [chicken clucks] 337 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,550 [vet assistant] Russ and Anna for Merv. 338 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,252 Dr. Bankert's ready to see you. 339 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,687 Okay. 340 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:24,124 - [whines] - [Dr. Bankert] What's up, Merv? 341 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,426 [Anna] Hi, Mervy. 342 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,940 [yelps, whines] 343 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,463 - [panting] - [Russ] Oh, there he is. 344 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,998 [chuckles] Hi, buddy. 345 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,433 - Were you a good boy? Mm. - [Anna] Are you feeling better? 346 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,350 - Come here, buddy. - Come here. Come on. Mm. 347 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:36,803 - Good boy. We were so worried about you. - Yeah, we missed you. 348 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,505 - We missed you. - Aw, buddy. 349 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,173 Aw. How's he doing? Is he doing okay? 350 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,308 - He seems okay. - Yes. Vitals are fine. 351 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,450 Eyes are clear. Breathing is normal. 352 00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:48,615 From where I'm standing, he is a pretty healthy pup. 353 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,383 [sighs heavily] Thank goodness. 354 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,885 I don't get it, 'cause he was, like, 355 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,354 - flat out on the floor when I got home. - [Russ] Yeah. 356 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,389 [Anna] He wouldn't even perk up for a treat. 357 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,991 Have you ever seen him like that before? 358 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,626 He hasn't been himself lately. 359 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,961 No, he hasn't. He's been, like, mopey all the time. 360 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,431 It's so unlike him. Plus, he loves Christmas. 361 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,466 It sounds dramatic, but it's his favorite holiday. 362 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,767 - [laughs] - He loves it. 363 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,936 [Russ] Yeah, it just, uh, doesn't make sense, you know. 364 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,740 Unless, have you been taking him running? 365 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,809 - Yeah, of course. Yeah, he loves running. - [Anna scoffs] 366 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,243 - [Russ] Don't you, buddy? - [Merv grumbles] 367 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,212 [scoffs] He only has little legs, 368 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,415 and you take him on those long Neanderthal man runs. 369 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,951 I mean, nobody needs to run ten miles, right? [chuckles] 370 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,120 [Russ chuckles] 371 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,722 - Are you saying this is my fault? - No. 372 00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:31,424 I'm just saying sometimes you overdo it. 373 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,426 Overdo it? 374 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,950 We haven't been overdoing it. 375 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:37,831 I mean, I don't know, maybe perhap-- Have you not been walking him enough? 376 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,599 Merv and I have a very busy schedule. 377 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,735 [Russ] Well, maybe he doesn't love to have a busy schedule. 378 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,136 Maybe he likes a little bit more chill. 379 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,500 - Maybe you give him too much chill. - I-- [chuckles] 380 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,473 - [all chuckle] - Or maybe, 381 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,209 I don't know, maybe it could be that weird blue sludge you insist on feeding him. 382 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,311 The blue sludge? You mean the superfood supplement... 383 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,447 - Right, yeah. - ...that our veterinarian said 384 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,416 - I was going above and beyond for? - Yeah. 385 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,851 Yeah, but it might be bringing him down, you know. 386 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,120 It'd certainly bum me out if I was made to eat blue food. 387 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,888 So you two broke up? 388 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:02,956 - Oh, yeah. - Yes, we did. 389 00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,491 Oh. Didn't see that one coming. 390 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,960 I usually do with my patients. 391 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,428 You seemed so... 392 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,664 Never mind. 393 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,433 - So, what's wrong with him? - Yeah. 394 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,360 Well, judging from my clinical observations, 395 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,704 I believe Merv is sad. 396 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,805 - Sad? - What? 397 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,973 He's suffering from depression. 398 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,174 - [groans] - [Russ] Why would he be depressed? 399 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,175 [Anna] Yeah, no, no. 400 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,476 Merv is crushing life, okay? 401 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:27,470 Dogs are very sensitive to anything that throws their routine. 402 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:29,249 You know, like a breakup. 403 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,518 You think Merv is depressed because we broke up? 404 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:33,520 [Anna] So, how can we help? 405 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,890 Well, you can try giving him extra love and attention. 406 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,920 And if that doesn't work, there's always Xanax. 407 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,493 [Anna] Xanax? 408 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,328 - Like "Xanax" Xanax? - Oh, my God. 409 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,464 What he's going through is dangerous. 410 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,133 The imbalance, anxiety. 411 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,268 It's bad for his heart. 412 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,303 His heart? His little heart? 413 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,638 We'll give it two weeks. 414 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,708 If he doesn't show signs of improvement then, 415 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:55,875 we'll have to medicate. 416 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,347 - [student] I want to pet him. - You guys can pet him if you want. 417 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,681 - [students murmuring] - [student] Hi, Merv. 418 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,717 [Russ] Just have to be really gentle with him, okay? 419 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:05,285 Why? What's wrong with him? 420 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,540 Well, he's-he's just feeling a bit sad. 421 00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,589 - That's all. - Oh. 422 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,125 - [student] Aw. Why is he so sad? - [student 2] Hi, Merv. 423 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,561 [students murmuring] 424 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,130 [Russ] Oh, God. 425 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,932 [gentle music playing] 426 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,802 [Russ] All right, buddy. I think you're gonna love this. 427 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,104 Ready? 428 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,213 Oh... [sighs] 429 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,249 [whines] 430 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,851 - Don't start with me, Merv. - [whining] 431 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,719 A dog's got to pee. Come on. 432 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,589 [vehicle passing] 433 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,393 [Merv grumbles] 434 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:52,465 - Warm places for dogs. - [typing] 435 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,267 [sighs] 436 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,369 "Gourmet hot dogs." No. 437 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,805 "Sunnyside Dog Beach." 438 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:04,100 This is it. "Sunnyside Dog Beach. The ultimate pet holiday paradise." 439 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,311 [Merv whines] 440 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,446 Oh, look. A dog hotel. 441 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,614 [chuckling] The Paw Seasons. 442 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,748 Merv. 443 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,383 This is it. There's a dog beach. 444 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,752 There's a beach for dogs. 445 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,155 High five. We're going, buddy. 446 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,230 We are going. 447 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:18,124 [knocking at door] 448 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,160 [Anna] Hi. 449 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,561 - [yelps softly] - [Russ] Uh, hi. 450 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,629 [barks] 451 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,963 - What-- - Is this a bad time? 452 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,365 - Yeah, it's not a good time. - [Merv barks] 453 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,167 Oh, hi, Merv. I brought you a treat. 454 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,868 She's not coming in. Merv, she's-- Back you go. 455 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,203 - Merv, I brought you a treat. - Anna, what-- 456 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,304 Ma, I got to go. 457 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,806 Okay. Bye. 458 00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,407 Oh, my-- Wow. 459 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,909 "Wow," what? 460 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,944 I just... Oh, my God. 461 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,547 [Russ] What? "Oh, my God," what? 462 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,349 - Did you get burglarized? - Actually, I did. 463 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,883 Yeah, it was really traumatic. 464 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,685 Listen, I thought we said we weren't gonna do unannounced visits. 465 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,587 Oh. Yes. 466 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,322 I'm so sorry. 467 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,959 We did say that. Um... 468 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,828 I was reading a lot about [whispers] depression. 469 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:58,164 And, um, I just... I just made, like, a little superfood mix 470 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:03,336 that should help, like, alleviate some symptoms of ennui, sadness. 471 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,600 And it's not just for dogs. 472 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,375 Um, humans can have it, too. 473 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,678 Actually, I just ate a bowl of dirt, so I should be all right. 474 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,746 [chuckles] 475 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:14,140 I'll put this in the fridge. 476 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:16,416 No, um, I'll put it in the fridge. Thank you. 477 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:22,655 So, um, if you could just put half a cup on his kibble, that would be great. 478 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,494 Are you taking him somewhere? 479 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,495 [Russ] No. What? 480 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,330 Our dog. Are you taking him somewhere? 481 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,832 Yeah, actually, as it happens, I'm going on a boys' trip. 482 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,135 - Boys' trip? Where? - To a dog beach. 483 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,270 In Florida. 484 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,372 You can't take him to Florida. He hates beaches. 485 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,308 No, you hate beaches. He's actually never been to a beach 'cause you wouldn't go. 486 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,770 And no offense, Anna, but it's kind of 487 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:45,712 none of your business what I do on my week. 488 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,416 Oh. Well, actually it is when it concerns our dog's mental health 489 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,518 and he's just been diagnosed with depression. 490 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:54,540 Well, I spoke to the vet, and she said he's fit to fly, so-- 491 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,456 - You're taking him on a plane? - Yeah. I'm not driving. 492 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,240 It's 18 hours. 493 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,726 Flying is super stressful. 494 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,594 It's lucky he's taking his emotional support human. 495 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,762 [grunts] 496 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,365 He needs stability right now, not crazy people 497 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,767 with banana boats and blow-up flamingos. 498 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,303 - Surely, you can understand that. - Yeah, I can understand that, Anna. 499 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:13,206 What I also understand is our dog hates the cold 500 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,575 and nothing I do seems to even remotely cheer him up, 501 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,812 so I thought I'd take him to this beach that's just for dogs, 502 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:21,748 and he can frolic around in the sea and eat dogsicles 503 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:25,518 and get a suntan, I don't know, and maybe find his lust for life again. 504 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,354 Surely, you can understand that. 505 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,992 When you put it that way, it-it... sounds like a good idea. 506 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,794 Right? Thank you. 507 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,630 I've got this. I promise. All right. 508 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,632 Okay. 509 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,867 Oh, and listen. 510 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:44,571 Could you do me a favor and maybe not mention this to Rebekah? 511 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,730 I kind of don't want Des to find out. 512 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:48,708 Are you pulling a Ferris Bueller? 513 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,770 No, I'm just taking some sick days. 514 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:52,545 Unofficially. 515 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,615 I just hope what they say about Florida isn't true. 516 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,551 Okay. What is it they say about Florida? 517 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,870 [chuckling] You go on vacation, come back on probation. 518 00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:02,722 [chuckles] They don't say that about Florida. 519 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,891 [chuckles] We'll see. 520 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,960 [hopeful music playing] 521 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,463 [dogs barking] 522 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,599 [indistinct chatter] 523 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,544 Merv. 524 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,846 - [growls softly] - Merv, what you think? 525 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,918 [chuckling] Oh, yes. 526 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,540 Check it out, Merv. Two beds. 527 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:35,555 Hey. 528 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,325 Which one do you want, buddy? 529 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,494 - What do you think? - [whining] 530 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,596 Hey. Shotgun, this one. 531 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,599 Huh? 532 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,934 - Come on, Merv, check it out. - [Merv whining] 533 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,803 This is so cool. 534 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,104 Oh, look at the dolphin. 535 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:53,173 - [whines] - He's so smiley. 536 00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:54,774 What you think? 537 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:55,875 Now, come get into bed. 538 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:02,480 Oh, come on, bud. Cheer up. 539 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,285 It's gonna be fun. We got so many cool things to do. 540 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:07,120 And look. Look at your gift basket. 541 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,456 Let's have a look, shall we? 542 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,958 Oh, Frisbee. You haven't played Frisbee before. 543 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,493 - Get it. - [Frisbee clatters] 544 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,830 [sighs] 545 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,866 Come on, bud. We're gonna have so much fun. 546 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,335 Not gonna make this easy, are you, mate? 547 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,243 [Carly, singsongy] I think somebody likes you. 548 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,145 [Anna] Oh, no. 549 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:35,480 - He wrote me a poem. - Read it, read it, read it. Go. 550 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,117 "Hey, Anna, I think you're so sweet, 551 00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:39,520 just like these edible treats. 552 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,122 I hope you'll date me again, be the Barbie to my Ken. 553 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:44,224 Love from Ken... do." 554 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,993 Aw. It rhymes and everything. 555 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,128 Okay, I like him. 556 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,430 He buttered my bread. 557 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:53,800 Yes! That is what I'm talking about! 558 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,604 No, he buttered my literal, actual bread. 559 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,372 - Like, literally? - Yeah. 560 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,409 Well, that-that could be cute. 561 00:24:02,409 --> 00:24:05,145 [energetic, upbeat music playing] 562 00:24:05,145 --> 00:24:07,213 [dogs barking] 563 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:11,284 Nice shades. 564 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,119 Mm-hmm. 565 00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:15,288 [Russ] Oh. Yes, mate. 566 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,589 - Nice boom box. - Thanks, man. 567 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,425 [laughing] Oh, my God. 568 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:20,794 Oh, my goodness. 569 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,896 Merv, check this place out! 570 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,965 This is amazing. 571 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,103 Okay. 572 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:32,872 [laughing] 573 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,574 Hey, look over there! All right, buddy. 574 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,576 I'm going in. You're coming with me. Let's go. 575 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:38,678 [whooping] 576 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,918 [gasping, whimpering] 577 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,321 [muttering] 578 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:50,223 [gasps] Oh, my God. 579 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:53,626 Oh, my God. 580 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,228 That is so cold. 581 00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:56,663 Mer-- 582 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,666 Merv, come on, bud. 583 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,267 - [gentle, melancholy music playing] - [sighs] 584 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:02,736 [whimpers] 585 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:11,440 - Hi. Are you guys busy? - [children chattering inside] 586 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,679 [children shouting] 587 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:13,847 [sighs] 588 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:17,830 [Rebekah] ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪ 589 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:20,653 ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 590 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,555 - [child] Again! Again! - [Rebekah] No, no, no. 591 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:25,492 - Go to sleep! I love you, babies! Shh! - No! No! 592 00:25:25,492 --> 00:25:26,726 - Again! - You know what? 593 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,329 Put the covers over your head and count backwards from 100. 594 00:25:29,329 --> 00:25:32,265 - [indistinct shouting] - I love you. Shh! Shh, shh, shh. 595 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:34,267 Go to sleep. Close your eyes. 596 00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:36,536 - Shh. - [shouting continues] 597 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,206 [sighs] 598 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,375 I am so sorry. 599 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,511 No worries. 600 00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:46,146 - It's totally fine. - No, it's not. 601 00:25:46,146 --> 00:25:48,682 This literally happens every time. 602 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:53,453 It's hardly surprising you never want to come over anymore. 603 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,122 What? 604 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,323 You okay? 605 00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,491 Yes. Yes. 606 00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:00,593 I brought pinot noir. 607 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:03,290 Does that mean you're ready to talk about it? 608 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,264 [children] Mommy! 609 00:26:04,264 --> 00:26:07,267 - [Rebekah groaning] Oh, son of a... - [shouting continues indistinctly] 610 00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:11,171 If you don't go to sleep... 611 00:26:11,171 --> 00:26:12,806 [children chattering indistinctly] 612 00:26:12,806 --> 00:26:14,874 [wistful music playing] 613 00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:38,965 ♪ ♪ 614 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:57,830 [cheering, excited chatter over video] 615 00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:04,624 [laughter over video] 616 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:05,992 [Anna] He's the best one. 617 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,762 And he's coming home with us. 618 00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:10,830 ♪ ♪ 619 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,214 - [horn honking] - [dogs barking] 620 00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,616 [recorded voice] You've reached Burroughs Elementary. 621 00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:31,117 Please leave a message after the tone. 622 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,353 - [line beeps] - [hoarsely] Oh, yeah, uh, hi there. 623 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:35,488 It's, um... it's Russ Owens again. 624 00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:39,225 I'm really sorry. I'm-I'm still feeling rather grim. [coughs] 625 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:40,894 Russ. 626 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,166 Oh, yeah, hi, Des. 627 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,801 Hey, bud. You sick? 628 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:49,369 Uh, yeah. 629 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:51,271 Like, really sick? 630 00:27:51,271 --> 00:27:53,573 Yeah, like... like, uh... [coughs] 631 00:27:53,573 --> 00:27:55,875 Oh, that's not fun when you're sick. 632 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,478 - Swimming. [coughs] - Oh, poor buddy. 633 00:27:58,478 --> 00:28:00,130 Y-You better be sick. 634 00:28:00,130 --> 00:28:02,820 You better have a uncontrollable amount 635 00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:03,516 of pimples all over your body, 636 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:04,951 'cause I expected you here today. 637 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,553 Hello? Yeah, uh, sorry, you're cutting out. 638 00:28:06,553 --> 00:28:07,854 I can't hear you very well. 639 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,489 Bye. Bye, Des. 640 00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:14,794 [sighs] 641 00:28:15,595 --> 00:28:16,963 [normal voice] Yeah? 642 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:18,264 High five? 643 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:21,000 Let's go. Let's party! 644 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,669 [lighthearted music playing] 645 00:28:22,669 --> 00:28:23,803 [barks] 646 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,640 Doesn't look that hard, Merv. 647 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,210 I believe in you, bud. 648 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,312 Here we go. Are you ready? 649 00:28:32,312 --> 00:28:33,413 Go get it! 650 00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:34,848 - [yelps] - No. 651 00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:36,783 [barks] 652 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:39,185 Buddy, it can't get-- Oh, no. 653 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,255 - Hi. - Uh, what are you... 654 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:44,424 - What are you doing here? - [Merv panting] 655 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,494 [barks] 656 00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:49,529 [chuckles] Hi. 657 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,531 You-you have to be kidding me. 658 00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:55,368 I am fully aware of how unexpected 659 00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:59,205 and unconventional my being here might be for you. 660 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:00,840 Unexpected? Anna, what are you doing here? 661 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,176 - I'm trying to help our dog. - [Merv whines] 662 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:07,514 When you sent that picture of him looking so sad still, I felt awful. 663 00:29:07,514 --> 00:29:10,550 This is because of us, and if there's anything I can do 664 00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:14,354 to help him feel better before his little heart explodes, 665 00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:15,455 I will do it. 666 00:29:15,455 --> 00:29:17,791 Like what, cheering him up with your mere presence? 667 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:21,761 He's probably freaked out you turned up dressed like some weird lady spy. 668 00:29:22,996 --> 00:29:27,634 First of all, lady spies are just spies, in case you didn't get that memo. 669 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:30,503 And also, I'm dressed like this 'cause I'm allergic to the sun. 670 00:29:30,503 --> 00:29:33,730 - Oh, here we go. - You know that. I get hives... 671 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,407 - No, you don't. You don't. - ...all over my body. 672 00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:36,476 - You don't get hives. You get sunburnt. - One full hive. 673 00:29:36,476 --> 00:29:38,511 - [barks, growls] - [Russ] You get sunburnt. 674 00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:39,946 I'm not here to argue. 675 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:42,349 - I'm just here to help our dog. - Yeah. Me, too. 676 00:29:42,349 --> 00:29:44,951 Which is why I organized this really cool cheer-up trip. 677 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,520 And it didn't work. 678 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,455 We both know he's happiest when we're all hanging out together. 679 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:50,290 - We don't know that. - [barks] 680 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,491 Look at him. We do. 681 00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:53,159 So can we just put aside 682 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,950 - our crap for Merv? - Oh, my God. 683 00:29:58,631 --> 00:29:59,933 It's just a week. How hard can it be? 684 00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:01,735 Well, you didn't really give me a choice, did you, Anna, 685 00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:03,269 so I guess we're gonna find out, aren't we? 686 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,172 Okay. Come on! 687 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:08,575 - [Anna patting legs] - [whining, panting] 688 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:12,212 One week all together! Fun! Vacation! 689 00:30:12,212 --> 00:30:13,346 Where are you staying? 690 00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:15,215 Um, the Paw Seasons. Have you heard of it? 691 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:16,282 - Yep. - Yes! 692 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,510 - Of course you are. - [chuckles] 693 00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:19,285 [Anna] So fun! 694 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,254 [♪ Sia sings "Puppies Are Forever"] 695 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:27,930 ♪ Oh, how much, oh, how much for the puppy in the window? ♪ 696 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:29,896 ♪ I can see him playing so alone ♪ 697 00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:32,966 ♪ I believe he sees a friend in me ♪ 698 00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:38,304 ♪ Oh, how much, oh, how much for the puppy in the window? ♪ 699 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,774 ♪ How I love his little pink nose ♪ 700 00:30:40,774 --> 00:30:42,842 ♪ I think he's waiting to come home with me ♪ 701 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:48,248 ♪ Found my best friend down the old dog pound ♪ 702 00:30:48,248 --> 00:30:54,954 ♪ The old dog pound, the old dog pound ♪ 703 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,424 ♪ Puppies are forever ♪ 704 00:30:57,424 --> 00:31:00,493 ♪ not just for Christmas ♪ 705 00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:03,960 ♪ Puppies are forever ♪ 706 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,166 ♪ not just for Christmas ♪ 707 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:08,768 ♪ Puppies are forever ♪ 708 00:31:08,768 --> 00:31:10,503 ♪ not just for Christmas... 709 00:31:10,503 --> 00:31:12,672 - [Russ] Who is it? - It's me. Me. 710 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,675 - Yeah, hi. How can I help? - Hi. 711 00:31:15,675 --> 00:31:19,946 I was just wondering if maybe Merv could stay in my room tonight. 712 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:22,949 Oh, no, sorry. Sadly, he's just fallen asleep. 713 00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:24,184 [Merv barks] 714 00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:25,385 Oh, he's sleep-barking. 715 00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:26,953 I don't think that's a thing. 716 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,723 Well, you probably woke him up. You have a very loud voice. 717 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,624 Look, I know this wasn't what you wanted, 718 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:33,993 - but do you have to make it so difficult? - [snickers] 719 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,562 Me? Me make it difficult? 720 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,464 Anna, you completely dive-bombed my trip, 721 00:31:37,464 --> 00:31:39,866 and now you want to take him away from me for the night. 722 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,836 You know, you really suck sometimes. 723 00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:44,170 [Merv whines] 724 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:45,305 [Russ] What? 725 00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:46,473 [grunts softly] 726 00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:48,800 Don't look at me like that. 727 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,676 [grunts softly] 728 00:31:54,470 --> 00:31:55,915 - [sighs heavily] - [lighthearted music playing] 729 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:57,830 [sighs] Oh, God. 730 00:31:57,830 --> 00:31:58,184 - [kicks suitcase] - [grunts] 731 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,286 [panting] 732 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:05,910 [grunts] 733 00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:08,595 [straining] 734 00:32:09,829 --> 00:32:10,997 [yells] 735 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,966 [knocking] 736 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,968 Hi. What? 737 00:32:14,968 --> 00:32:16,200 - Hi. - You okay? 738 00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:20,373 Listen, I was just thinking y-you're probably right, we should, um... 739 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,476 we should try and make this a little less difficult, so, um... 740 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:25,450 he can stay here tonight. 741 00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:27,414 Oh. Okay. 742 00:32:27,414 --> 00:32:29,716 And why don't you, um, pick tomorrow's activity? 743 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:32,385 - Really? - Yeah, sure. Why not? 744 00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:35,522 - Okay. [chuckles] - Okay. In you go, bud. 745 00:32:36,656 --> 00:32:38,124 [barks softly] 746 00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:43,663 [Merv grunting softly] 747 00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:44,998 [mystical music playing] 748 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:46,933 [doga teacher] And breathe in. 749 00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:51,400 And downwards dog. 750 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,474 Try to feel connected as you're breathing together. 751 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:56,242 [Merv grunts, moans] 752 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:59,145 [doga teacher] Now cross your paws. 753 00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:01,881 - [Anna] Yeah. - [doga teacher] This next pose is gonna be 754 00:33:01,881 --> 00:33:05,285 a little... little more challenging. 755 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:08,755 I like to call it the upwards dog. Upward. 756 00:33:08,755 --> 00:33:10,890 - [dogs panting, yelping] - Very good, everyone. 757 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:13,560 - Up. Up. - Up. Up. 758 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,495 - [gasps] He did it. - [gasps] 759 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:16,529 Yes! 760 00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:18,765 [♪ Ernest Saint-Laurent sings "Endless Summer" in French] 761 00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:21,634 ♪ Endless summer... 762 00:33:21,634 --> 00:33:23,703 - [Anna] Aw. - [Merv whines] 763 00:33:23,703 --> 00:33:27,700 [song continues with lyrics in French] 764 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:28,475 You're squinting. 765 00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,477 So? 766 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:33,880 So, we lived together for years, and you never let me check your eyes. 767 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,815 - What's that about? - I'm squinting 'cause it's sunny. 768 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:39,285 All right. Have y'all decided? 769 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:40,754 Uh, yes. 770 00:33:40,754 --> 00:33:42,555 May I have the, uh, lobster roll, please? 771 00:33:42,555 --> 00:33:44,900 Side of pickles? 772 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:45,625 Yeah, actually. 773 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:47,927 Pickles. Thank you. Uh, and a side salad. 774 00:33:47,927 --> 00:33:51,310 I would like the crab claws, uh, with fries, 775 00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:52,999 and, um, I will also have a side salad. 776 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:55,135 Okay. And for the pup? 777 00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:56,903 Oh, right. Yeah, let's have a look. 778 00:33:56,903 --> 00:33:58,805 What do you think, Merv? What do you want, huh? 779 00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:01,241 I brought his food, so, uh, he's fine. 780 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:02,509 - He's good. - [Merv whimpers softly] 781 00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:04,811 Okay. I'll be back with some waters. 782 00:34:09,490 --> 00:34:10,283 What? 783 00:34:10,283 --> 00:34:14,654 You're gonna make him eat super-gloop while you tuck into a lobster roll? 784 00:34:14,688 --> 00:34:16,560 It's better for him. 785 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,992 I mean, look, I admire your commitment to his food-- I really do-- 786 00:34:18,992 --> 00:34:22,395 but for the first time in Merv's life, 787 00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:26,166 he's in a restaurant with a menu specifically for dogs. 788 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,735 Come on. Can we spoil him? 789 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:34,708 - You make a good point. - Yes! 790 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:37,143 But he's having gloop later, okay? 791 00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:39,450 We actually will have a mutt loaf, please. 792 00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:41,247 - Okay. - Thank you so much. 793 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:45,352 Oh. I think maybe the... uh, the turkey jerky? 794 00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:46,519 - Woo-hoo! - The dogs like that? 795 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:49,856 Um, and the, um... [inhales sharply] 796 00:34:49,856 --> 00:34:51,224 diggity dog eggnog. 797 00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:52,559 - [Russ laughs] - Thank you. 798 00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:54,694 [Russ] Oh, my God, buddy, it's your lucky day. 799 00:34:54,694 --> 00:34:56,963 - [waitress] Any drinks for you two? - Oh. 800 00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:58,264 - No. - It's Yappy Hour. 801 00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:01,601 - No. - No. Definitely not. 802 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:03,503 - [♪ Baha Men sing "Who Let the Dogs Out"] - ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ 803 00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:05,380 - ♪ Who, who, who, who? ♪ - [plastic ball clacking] 804 00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:06,706 - ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ - [Russ] Oh. 805 00:35:06,706 --> 00:35:09,420 - ♪ Who, who, who, who, who... - [Anna] Oh! 806 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:11,110 [laughing] Don't... don't try to distract me. 807 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:13,146 ♪ Who, who, who, who, who let the... 808 00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:16,549 Oh! Three, two, one. [grunts] 809 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:17,784 ♪ Well, the party was nice, the party... 810 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:19,786 - That counts. That counts. - [yelps] 811 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:22,956 - ♪ Yippie-yi-yo ♪ - ♪ And everybody having a ball ♪ 812 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:25,158 - ♪ Yippie-yi-yo ♪ - ♪ Until the fellas started... 813 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:27,494 Oh, you're so lucky! 814 00:35:27,494 --> 00:35:29,496 ♪ And the girls respond to the call ♪ 815 00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:31,310 ♪ I heard a woman shout out ♪ 816 00:35:31,310 --> 00:35:32,932 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ 817 00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:35,468 ♪ Who, who, who, who, who... 818 00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:38,405 So, I'm gonna go for a swim. 819 00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:40,306 - You? - Yeah. 820 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:41,875 It's warm, right? 821 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:43,176 Oh, yeah. Like a bath. 822 00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:44,477 Great. [chuckles] 823 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:47,213 [lighthearted music playing] 824 00:35:54,454 --> 00:35:55,789 [Merv grunts] 825 00:35:58,158 --> 00:35:59,826 [screams] 826 00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:01,327 [laughing] 827 00:36:04,864 --> 00:36:06,132 [screams] So cold. 828 00:36:06,132 --> 00:36:07,200 [screams] 829 00:36:08,935 --> 00:36:10,770 [grumbling] 830 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:12,720 [Jocelyn] Lolly? 831 00:36:12,105 --> 00:36:14,374 - Lolly, heel. - [barking, panting] 832 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,410 Lolly, heel. Heel. 833 00:36:17,410 --> 00:36:19,346 [gasps] Lolly. 834 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,613 [chuckling] Sorry about that. 835 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,749 She usually doesn't pay attention to other dogs. 836 00:36:22,749 --> 00:36:24,718 Oh, that's all right. He doesn't have many friends. 837 00:36:24,718 --> 00:36:25,985 - [Jocelyn laughs] - Probably flattered. 838 00:36:25,985 --> 00:36:27,253 Hey, Lolly. 839 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:28,455 Hey, Merv, how's it going? 840 00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:29,856 [Jocelyn] Yeah? Merv? 841 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:32,559 Wait. 842 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:35,295 Are you-- Is he-- Is he the Mervinator? 843 00:36:35,929 --> 00:36:38,631 - Shut up. - I follow you on Instagram. 844 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,533 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 845 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:43,670 Merv beating Usain Bolt, that was my all-time favorite. 846 00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:45,105 - Come on, are you serious? - Yes. 847 00:36:45,105 --> 00:36:47,407 - Oh, my God, that's so... - [laughing] 848 00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:48,641 That's really cool. I-- 849 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,844 Well, I'm-I'm Jocelyn, by the way. 850 00:36:50,844 --> 00:36:51,945 Russ. 851 00:36:51,945 --> 00:36:54,140 - Oh, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Yeah. Likewise. 852 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:55,448 Yeah, it's, um... 853 00:36:55,448 --> 00:36:57,517 Oh. Yeah. 854 00:36:58,852 --> 00:37:00,653 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were here with somebody. 855 00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:01,888 No. Oh, no, I'm not. 856 00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:03,256 I mean, I-I am. 857 00:37:03,256 --> 00:37:06,626 I just, uh... It's just my ex, who I'm very broken up with. 858 00:37:07,227 --> 00:37:09,295 Just... we're just hanging out as friends. 859 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:11,798 [lighthearted music playing] 860 00:37:11,798 --> 00:37:14,167 - Sorry. - [laughs] You guys are very modern. 861 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:15,368 Yeah. 862 00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:17,103 That's one word for it. 863 00:37:19,472 --> 00:37:20,774 What are you guys doing later? 864 00:37:20,774 --> 00:37:23,910 Do you want to come to a dog birthday party? 865 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:25,879 - A hundred percent. - [chuckles] Yeah? 866 00:37:25,879 --> 00:37:27,280 - Is it Lolly's? - Oh, yeah! 867 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,915 Oh, my good-- Lolly! 868 00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:30,550 I can't believe you didn't tell us. 869 00:37:30,550 --> 00:37:32,185 Happy birthday. 870 00:37:32,185 --> 00:37:34,120 Merv, what do you say? Happy birthday to Lolly. 871 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,288 [Merv barks] 872 00:37:36,289 --> 00:37:37,624 Cool. Well, it was, uh... 873 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:38,958 - Yeah. - ...nice, nice meeting you guys. 874 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:47,434 - Who was that? - Oh! Oh, my God. 875 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,768 [Russ exhales sharply] 876 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,303 - Who was that? - What's with your face? 877 00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:53,773 What? Sun-Sunblock? Sunblock? 878 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:54,908 Oh. 879 00:37:54,908 --> 00:37:56,476 - Ah, yeah. No, you got it. - Did I get it? 880 00:37:56,476 --> 00:37:57,544 You got it, you got it. Yeah, it's gone. 881 00:37:57,544 --> 00:37:59,145 - Yeah. Oh, no, it's just a tiny bit. - Did I get it? 882 00:37:59,145 --> 00:38:01,614 Right there. You got it. Stop. You got it. 883 00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:03,216 Who was that? 884 00:38:03,216 --> 00:38:04,751 Uh, that was, uh, Jocelyn. 885 00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:07,387 She recognized Merv from his Instagram. 886 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:10,423 - Merv's on Instagram? - Yeah. The Mervinator. 887 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:13,126 I set it up when... well... 888 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:17,397 Um, anyway, she invited us to a party later for, uh, Lolly's birthday. 889 00:38:18,264 --> 00:38:19,466 Who's Lolly? 890 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,468 Uh, Lolly's her dog. 891 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:22,535 Weird. 892 00:38:23,436 --> 00:38:25,839 - What? What's weird? - All of it. All of it. 893 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:29,175 Just, if Merv's on Instagram, I'm worried about stalkers, 894 00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:31,311 and she gave off those vibes-- no offense. 895 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,881 Who, Lolly or-or Jocelyn? 896 00:38:34,881 --> 00:38:37,250 Whatever her name is. Th-The tall one. 897 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:39,252 Okay. Where are you going? 898 00:38:39,252 --> 00:38:40,920 I'm getting ready. 899 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,255 - So we are going? - Yes. 900 00:38:42,255 --> 00:38:43,990 Okay, good. 901 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:46,159 Merv, we're going to a party! 902 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,694 [barking] 903 00:38:47,694 --> 00:38:50,363 [upbeat music playing] 904 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:53,660 [dogs barking, grunting] 905 00:38:55,735 --> 00:38:58,104 [laughing] 906 00:38:58,104 --> 00:39:00,306 [chuckling] What? What are you laughing at? 907 00:39:00,306 --> 00:39:01,474 Oh, nothing. 908 00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:03,510 - Hi. - Hi. 909 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:04,544 Is that new? 910 00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:06,146 This? Yeah. 911 00:39:06,713 --> 00:39:07,847 You look nice. 912 00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:09,849 - [Russ] Thanks. So do you. - [barks] 913 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:13,860 - Uh, yeah? Shall we? Let's do it. - Yeah? Okay. 914 00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:14,654 Let's go, Merv. 915 00:39:14,654 --> 00:39:18,391 - [♪ T-Pain sings "It's My Dog Birthday"] - ♪ Boop, boop, yuh ♪ 916 00:39:18,391 --> 00:39:19,826 ♪ Boop, boop ♪ 917 00:39:20,994 --> 00:39:22,762 ♪ Boop, boop ♪ 918 00:39:22,762 --> 00:39:24,264 ♪ Yeah ♪ 919 00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:25,799 ♪ If you in here with your dog ♪ 920 00:39:25,799 --> 00:39:27,367 - ♪ point your dog out ♪ - ♪ Point your dog out ♪ 921 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,135 ♪ If you in here with your dog, point your dog out ♪ 922 00:39:29,135 --> 00:39:31,104 - ♪ Tell 'em, "That's my dog" ♪ - ♪ If you in here with your dog ♪ 923 00:39:31,104 --> 00:39:32,572 - ♪ point your dog out ♪ - ♪ Yuh ♪ 924 00:39:32,572 --> 00:39:34,774 ♪ If you in here with your dog, sing it out loud ♪ 925 00:39:34,774 --> 00:39:36,710 ♪ It's my dog birthday... 926 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,845 - Wow. - I mean, this is... 927 00:39:38,845 --> 00:39:40,213 Oh! Hi. 928 00:39:41,281 --> 00:39:43,216 Hey. Hi. 929 00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:44,751 - Let's go, Merv. - [Jocelyn laughing] 930 00:39:44,751 --> 00:39:46,786 You guys came! 931 00:39:46,786 --> 00:39:49,890 Thank you so much for having us. This is so cool. 932 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:52,892 Aw. I'm Jocelyn, and this is Lolly, the birthday girl. 933 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:54,894 - Anna. Nice to meet you. - Pleased to meet you. 934 00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:56,196 Jocelyn, this is insane. 935 00:39:56,229 --> 00:39:59,165 Yeah, I know it's a bit much, but I'm a party planner, 936 00:39:59,165 --> 00:40:02,350 so it's basically advertising, right? [chuckles] 937 00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:03,503 [♪ Mini Rascals sing "Dance Like Animals"] 938 00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:07,307 ♪ Kangaroos jump around... 939 00:40:07,307 --> 00:40:10,143 Sure? [laughs] 940 00:40:10,143 --> 00:40:12,450 [mumbling] 941 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:13,213 - You giving up? - No. 942 00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:18,385 ♪ We use our imagination to dance like the animals do ♪ 943 00:40:20,787 --> 00:40:22,789 ♪ Dogs and cats... 944 00:40:22,789 --> 00:40:25,825 Um, cute, uh, dog. 945 00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:26,993 [Anna laughs] 946 00:40:28,395 --> 00:40:30,597 Oh, I can only say one thing, and I said it. 947 00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:34,000 Oh, uh, my wife is saying that when our dog Talia 948 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,170 had her bark mitzvah, she had 150 guests. 949 00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:39,239 Oh. 950 00:40:40,373 --> 00:40:43,543 A-And I only had 60 at mine. 951 00:40:43,543 --> 00:40:45,745 - Uh, 52. - [Anna laughs] 952 00:40:48,114 --> 00:40:49,215 [gags] 953 00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:51,951 [spits] This is a dog treat. 954 00:40:51,951 --> 00:40:53,687 Don't... don't eat it. 955 00:40:55,522 --> 00:40:57,624 I should've just hired you as the entertainment. 956 00:40:57,624 --> 00:40:59,392 Hey, I'm a licensed elementary school teacher. 957 00:40:59,392 --> 00:41:00,560 You can't afford my rate. 958 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,950 - Oh. So true. - [snaps fingers] 959 00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:03,129 [Russ laughs] 960 00:41:03,129 --> 00:41:04,330 [clears throat] 961 00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:06,633 [Jocelyn] Okay, I have to ask-- 962 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,334 do you always go on vacation with your ex? 963 00:41:08,334 --> 00:41:09,636 Yeah. [chuckles] 964 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:11,838 It's, um... it's Merv. We co-own him. 965 00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:13,600 [chuckling] Okay. 966 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,900 I mean, I... I co-own my little Gracey with my ex, 967 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:17,677 but you're not gonna see us on vacation. 968 00:41:17,677 --> 00:41:20,213 The thing is Merv's depressed, so we're, um... 969 00:41:20,213 --> 00:41:23,550 we're kind of doing this cheer-up trip, trying to help him out. 970 00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:25,785 And he does-- he seems happiest when we're together, so... 971 00:41:26,553 --> 00:41:29,456 Well, I'm-I'm impressed that you guys are-are friendly enough to do that. 972 00:41:30,423 --> 00:41:31,725 Yeah, uh, kind of. 973 00:41:31,725 --> 00:41:34,494 Yeah, my divorce wasn't fun. 974 00:41:34,494 --> 00:41:36,496 Oh. You didn't get the fun divorce? 975 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:38,531 - No, I missed out on that one. Yeah. - Interesting. Yeah. 976 00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:40,967 [both laughing] 977 00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:44,504 Somewhere deep down, I-I always just knew it was doomed from the start. 978 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:47,173 What about you? 979 00:41:47,173 --> 00:41:49,843 Yeah, no, no, I... 980 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:52,946 think I'm the idiot who thought it would last forever, so... 981 00:41:54,414 --> 00:41:56,750 ♪ ♪ 982 00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:59,386 ♪ So pick your favorite animal... 983 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:01,454 - Ooh. Marshmallow bone. - [laughs] Yeah. 984 00:42:01,454 --> 00:42:03,490 [both whining] 985 00:42:08,428 --> 00:42:11,264 [♪ John Landau & The Giants sing "Get Over It"] 986 00:42:12,632 --> 00:42:14,134 - Oh. - Oh, excuse me. Sorry. 987 00:42:14,134 --> 00:42:15,668 - Sorry. Don't worry about it. - Oh, I-- 988 00:42:15,668 --> 00:42:17,504 So sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm... 989 00:42:18,104 --> 00:42:19,806 I'm a little distracted right now. 990 00:42:19,806 --> 00:42:22,175 - By my hat, 'cause it's so big. I know. - Oh. 991 00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:24,544 But there is a purpose to the fashion. 992 00:42:24,544 --> 00:42:27,113 No, I meant your face I was distracted by. 993 00:42:27,147 --> 00:42:29,215 - Oh. - It-it's very... 994 00:42:29,215 --> 00:42:31,117 - very cute. - [laughs] 995 00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:32,519 Um, I like your outfit. 996 00:42:32,519 --> 00:42:35,255 What's your dog dressed as, a cat stuck in a tree? 997 00:42:35,255 --> 00:42:38,625 Uh, no, I, uh... I-I don't have a dog. 998 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:39,759 Oh. 999 00:42:39,759 --> 00:42:42,729 Not gonna lie, kind of weird 'cause you're at a dog party. 1000 00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:45,799 Right. Um, I'm Jocelyn's brother. Yeah. 1001 00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:47,133 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah, and-and these are 1002 00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:48,334 my actual clothes. 1003 00:42:48,334 --> 00:42:50,804 - I just finished a shift. - Oh, you're an actual sheriff. 1004 00:42:50,804 --> 00:42:52,305 Real-life sheriff, right? 1005 00:42:52,305 --> 00:42:53,840 Yeah, in the flesh. Yeah. 1006 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,575 I couldn't miss Lolly's party. 1007 00:42:55,575 --> 00:42:57,944 - It means so much to Joss, so... - Yeah. 1008 00:42:57,944 --> 00:43:00,113 So that's why I'm here. Yeah. 1009 00:43:00,146 --> 00:43:02,816 Well, I better not steal any doggie bags, then. 1010 00:43:02,816 --> 00:43:04,918 Better not, 'cause I have handcuffs, and... 1011 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,953 - I could bring you down to the station. - [laughing] 1012 00:43:06,953 --> 00:43:09,550 [chuckles] My-my name's Tom. 1013 00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:11,240 - I'm Anna. Nice to meet-- - Hey, sweet cheeks. How's it going? 1014 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,225 You just call me "sweet cheeks"? 1015 00:43:12,225 --> 00:43:13,727 - Got a pickle for you. - I don't want that. 1016 00:43:13,727 --> 00:43:14,761 - You love pickles. - I don't want it. 1017 00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:16,863 - It's a really good one. Just try it. - It's not a pickle. It's a cornichon. 1018 00:43:16,863 --> 00:43:17,964 She loves pickles. 1019 00:43:17,964 --> 00:43:19,632 - Howdy, partner. - I-I don't-- That's a cornichon. 1020 00:43:19,632 --> 00:43:20,867 Hi. Uh, excuse us. 1021 00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:23,636 Wait, I-I didn't realize you were with someone. Are you with-- 1022 00:43:23,636 --> 00:43:24,804 - I don't know him. - You're with someone? 1023 00:43:24,804 --> 00:43:26,239 - No, I don't know him, um-- - You don't? 1024 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,174 If you could just give him a speeding ticket or something, 1025 00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:29,376 I-I'd appreciate it. 1026 00:43:29,376 --> 00:43:31,544 This is weird. I'm gonna go. 1027 00:43:31,544 --> 00:43:33,880 Um, lovely to meet you. 1028 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,810 Yeah. You, too. 1029 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:36,416 Nice to meet-- 1030 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:37,851 Don't make fun of-- Stop. 1031 00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:39,185 Um, okay. 1032 00:43:39,185 --> 00:43:40,520 Bye. 1033 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,455 - Why would you do that? - Do what? 1034 00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:44,758 I thought... I thought he was bothering you. 1035 00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:46,726 Bothering me? By giving me compliments? 1036 00:43:46,726 --> 00:43:48,294 - He did-- - In a uniform? 1037 00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:50,530 Really? What compliments? 1038 00:43:50,530 --> 00:43:52,665 He said he liked my face and that I'm cute. 1039 00:43:52,665 --> 00:43:54,834 [laughing] He said he liked your face? 1040 00:43:54,834 --> 00:43:56,169 Mm, that's a little creepy. 1041 00:43:56,169 --> 00:43:58,405 - Why is that creepy? - You don't think that's creepy? 1042 00:43:58,438 --> 00:43:59,706 [Anna scoffs softly] 1043 00:43:59,706 --> 00:44:02,242 Look, you act this way when you're threatened. 1044 00:44:02,242 --> 00:44:03,343 - Are you jealous? - What? No. 1045 00:44:03,343 --> 00:44:04,411 [chuckling] No. 1046 00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:06,790 Of him? No. 1047 00:44:06,790 --> 00:44:07,470 [scoffs] No. 1048 00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:08,615 - Hi, you two. - [Anna] Hi. 1049 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:09,883 There's someone I want you to meet. 1050 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,452 - Cool. - Okay. 1051 00:44:14,287 --> 00:44:15,755 I'm Gaia. 1052 00:44:15,755 --> 00:44:17,323 Oh, look at you. 1053 00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:19,250 - It's so wonderful to meet you. - [Anna] Oh. 1054 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:22,495 - Come here. Aw. - [Jocelyn] Uh, Gaia here is the best 1055 00:44:22,495 --> 00:44:25,310 - animal healer in the business. - I am. 1056 00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:26,332 - Hi. - [Gaia] Hi. 1057 00:44:26,332 --> 00:44:29,803 - Animal healer? [chuckles] - Wow, what an interesting line of work. 1058 00:44:29,803 --> 00:44:33,239 And Jocelyn told me all about your darling Merv and his... 1059 00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:34,574 [whispering] trouble. 1060 00:44:34,574 --> 00:44:35,975 [whispering] Why are we whispering? 1061 00:44:35,975 --> 00:44:37,243 'Cause they're all listening. 1062 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:39,212 Everyone's listening. See? 1063 00:44:39,212 --> 00:44:41,414 - Hi, everyone. - [Jocelyn chuckles softly] 1064 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:47,354 I want to help you, and I want to do it right here, right now, free of charge. 1065 00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:50,423 - Oh, that's so nice. I think we're good. - We would absolutely love that. 1066 00:44:50,423 --> 00:44:51,791 I'm not gonna take no for an answer. 1067 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:53,493 - We should do this. - Yeah. 1068 00:44:53,493 --> 00:44:57,664 And there is nothing-- absolutely nothing-- to be afraid of. 1069 00:44:57,664 --> 00:44:59,432 [mystical, ambient music playing] 1070 00:44:59,432 --> 00:45:02,350 [babbling softly] 1071 00:45:02,350 --> 00:45:04,671 [chanting] 1072 00:45:06,172 --> 00:45:07,907 - [squawking] - [Merv grumbles] 1073 00:45:07,907 --> 00:45:10,760 Flick away the sorrow. Flick, flick. 1074 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,712 [Gaia babbling, breathing sharply] 1075 00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:15,281 I'm getting a strong sense that Merv 1076 00:45:15,281 --> 00:45:18,585 has something he wants to communicate with us. 1077 00:45:19,285 --> 00:45:20,387 Stay open. 1078 00:45:20,387 --> 00:45:22,756 Everybody, open up. Open, open, open. 1079 00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:24,724 This could be a window into his trauma. 1080 00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:26,926 I need a moment to prepare, please. 1081 00:45:28,161 --> 00:45:29,496 It's okay. You can talk. 1082 00:45:29,496 --> 00:45:30,797 What's he saying? 1083 00:45:30,797 --> 00:45:32,332 [British accent] "Hello, everybody." 1084 00:45:32,332 --> 00:45:35,135 Oh, Merv's a Victorian street urchin. 1085 00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:38,710 "I feel a real joie de vivre today." 1086 00:45:38,104 --> 00:45:40,974 Pretty sure "joie de vivre" is-is not in his vocabulary. 1087 00:45:40,974 --> 00:45:44,644 "I love being with you both, and I'm filled with gratitude 1088 00:45:44,644 --> 00:45:47,247 for all the love that you've shown me over the years." 1089 00:45:47,914 --> 00:45:50,283 Oh, buddy, that's so lovely. Yeah, we love you, too. 1090 00:45:50,283 --> 00:45:54,870 - "You're amazing parents, but..." - [Merv snoring] 1091 00:45:54,688 --> 00:45:56,560 But what? 1092 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,557 "I'm worried about you." 1093 00:45:57,557 --> 00:45:58,725 Worried how? 1094 00:45:58,725 --> 00:46:02,295 "Well, emotionally. 1095 00:46:02,295 --> 00:46:05,965 I took it very hard-- the sadness and crying and anger." 1096 00:46:05,965 --> 00:46:07,834 Okay. She knows we broke up. 1097 00:46:07,834 --> 00:46:09,836 This is how they do it on all the psychic shows. 1098 00:46:09,836 --> 00:46:12,380 "And I took it very hard when Russ moved out 1099 00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:15,375 of the condo that we shared on 14th Street." 1100 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:18,440 - That was specific. - Uh, come on. 1101 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,346 Like, how would she know that? 1102 00:46:19,346 --> 00:46:22,816 "I can still feel this deep love that you have for each other." 1103 00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:24,584 Okay, the vet already told us this is our fault, 1104 00:46:24,584 --> 00:46:26,186 - so we're done here. - [regular accent] Wait. 1105 00:46:26,186 --> 00:46:29,322 He would do anything to fix things between the two of you. 1106 00:46:29,322 --> 00:46:30,423 There's nothing to fix. 1107 00:46:30,423 --> 00:46:31,891 We didn't exactly leave on good terms, did we? 1108 00:46:31,891 --> 00:46:33,260 Will you excuse us for a minute? 1109 00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:34,227 [shuddering] 1110 00:46:34,227 --> 00:46:35,929 - Come on. Hey. - Ow. 1111 00:46:35,929 --> 00:46:38,131 [muttering] 1112 00:46:38,131 --> 00:46:39,799 [Gaia babbling] 1113 00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:44,404 Not on good terms? 1114 00:46:44,437 --> 00:46:45,805 That's how breakups work. 1115 00:46:45,805 --> 00:46:47,774 Yeah, I-I understand that, Anna. I-- To be honest, 1116 00:46:47,774 --> 00:46:49,843 I don't really even understand why we broke up. 1117 00:46:49,843 --> 00:46:51,110 I mean, I'd just proposed to you. 1118 00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:52,345 That was a Band-Aid, and you know it. 1119 00:46:52,345 --> 00:46:53,680 It wasn't a Band-Aid. 1120 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,950 You can't just propose to somebody and then magically make everything better. 1121 00:46:56,950 --> 00:46:58,585 - You never wanted to talk about it. - Yes, I did. 1122 00:46:58,585 --> 00:46:59,719 - Then why didn't you? - I did. 1123 00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,788 And we didn't have to throw in the towel. We could've still had 1124 00:47:01,788 --> 00:47:03,156 - a nice life together. - [Gaia breathing gruffly] 1125 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:05,558 Let it out. [breathes deeply] Let it out, let it out. 1126 00:47:05,558 --> 00:47:08,928 Hey. Hey. Are you kidding me right now? 1127 00:47:08,928 --> 00:47:12,866 You can't just earwig in on a conversation, let alone chime in. 1128 00:47:12,866 --> 00:47:15,635 And you know what I find most offensive about you? 1129 00:47:15,635 --> 00:47:19,406 Your weird British accent when everybody knows Merv is French. 1130 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,374 Allons-y, Merv. 1131 00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:23,810 Allons-y. 1132 00:47:24,944 --> 00:47:27,470 [Anna scoffing] 1133 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,748 [Jocelyn] Hi. Is everything okay? 1134 00:47:28,748 --> 00:47:32,285 Oh, yes. We made wonderful progress. 1135 00:47:32,285 --> 00:47:33,653 Let's just get all that out. 1136 00:47:33,653 --> 00:47:35,455 - I should probably go. Thank you so much. - [Jocelyn stammers] 1137 00:47:35,455 --> 00:47:36,656 Thank you. 1138 00:47:42,128 --> 00:47:43,963 So you're-you're... you're leaving, then? 1139 00:47:43,963 --> 00:47:46,166 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. Makes sense. 1140 00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:47,467 What's that's supposed to mean? 1141 00:47:47,467 --> 00:47:50,770 It just wouldn't be the first time, that's all, bailing when things get tough. 1142 00:47:50,770 --> 00:47:53,173 I'm not doing this. This was a stupid idea. 1143 00:47:53,173 --> 00:47:55,575 - I'm going back. - I'll see you back at the hotel. 1144 00:47:55,575 --> 00:47:58,144 No, I-I'm not going back to the hotel. I'm going home. 1145 00:47:58,144 --> 00:48:00,714 - What? - Back to Boston. 1146 00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:04,684 Wait a second, Anna. What happened to team cheer-up? 1147 00:48:04,684 --> 00:48:05,752 Doing anything for Merv? 1148 00:48:05,752 --> 00:48:07,387 Putting our differences aside for the week? 1149 00:48:08,855 --> 00:48:11,991 If you and I were a band, 1150 00:48:11,991 --> 00:48:14,940 we'd be called The Mistakes. 1151 00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:16,229 [whines softly] 1152 00:48:16,830 --> 00:48:18,131 Merv doesn't want you to leave. 1153 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:21,534 He told me. 1154 00:48:21,534 --> 00:48:22,836 He told you? 1155 00:48:22,836 --> 00:48:25,505 Something about you bringing back his "joie division." 1156 00:48:25,505 --> 00:48:27,640 [both laugh] 1157 00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:30,343 [lighthearted music playing] 1158 00:48:30,343 --> 00:48:32,450 [moans softly] 1159 00:48:35,615 --> 00:48:37,584 [dog barking] 1160 00:48:41,855 --> 00:48:42,956 [knocking on door] 1161 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,792 Hey. Morning. 1162 00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:49,162 So, um, remember how much Merv loves my folks? 1163 00:48:49,162 --> 00:48:51,765 And they're literally just up the coast, 1164 00:48:51,765 --> 00:48:55,350 and I kind of promised them that we'd go and see them for a little bit. 1165 00:48:57,370 --> 00:49:01,708 Okay. You just got me to stay, and now you casually float out there, 1166 00:49:01,708 --> 00:49:04,144 "Let's go see my parents," who hate me. 1167 00:49:04,144 --> 00:49:06,513 They don't hate you. And isn't the whole point that we spend 1168 00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:08,415 some time together for Merv? 1169 00:49:08,415 --> 00:49:10,160 Plus, my mom really wants to see you. 1170 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,951 Oh, no. No, she doesn't. 1171 00:49:11,951 --> 00:49:15,121 She's blocked me on all the apps, which is fine 1172 00:49:15,121 --> 00:49:17,424 because her posts have become really problematic lately, 1173 00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:18,491 - but it's true. - Yeah. 1174 00:49:18,491 --> 00:49:20,293 She's just being protective of her only son. 1175 00:49:20,293 --> 00:49:22,996 I get it... 1176 00:49:22,996 --> 00:49:26,800 but my answer is no, I'm not going, and I'm firm on that. 1177 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,169 [lighthearted music playing] 1178 00:49:29,169 --> 00:49:31,104 Okay, so... 1179 00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:33,773 we are in and out of there, okay? 1180 00:49:33,773 --> 00:49:35,875 - Two hours, max, I promise. - Okay. 1181 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:37,100 [Russ sniffs] 1182 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,246 So, how's your dad? 1183 00:49:40,246 --> 00:49:42,150 Yeah, I think he's okay, actually. 1184 00:49:42,150 --> 00:49:43,850 The sun's certainly helping. 1185 00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:46,252 - And the pickleball. - Oh. Does he play? 1186 00:49:46,252 --> 00:49:48,455 Oh, no. No, he-he just watches. 1187 00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:50,123 - Oh, he's just a fan? - Oh, yeah. 1188 00:49:50,123 --> 00:49:51,424 [both laugh] 1189 00:49:51,424 --> 00:49:53,393 - Yeah. - Okay. 1190 00:49:53,393 --> 00:49:54,561 [phone dings] 1191 00:49:55,228 --> 00:49:57,300 [Russ] Oh. Oh, looks like, um, 1192 00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,466 "Lover Not a Fighter 83" just sent you a rose. 1193 00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:01,134 Don't read my messages. 1194 00:50:01,134 --> 00:50:03,136 I'm sorry. I didn't. It pinged. 1195 00:50:03,136 --> 00:50:04,204 It was right there. 1196 00:50:04,204 --> 00:50:06,773 Wow. So you're doing the whole, uh, dating app thing. 1197 00:50:07,807 --> 00:50:09,420 It's a little surprising. 1198 00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:10,944 Why? 1199 00:50:10,944 --> 00:50:13,130 [Anna scoffs] 1200 00:50:13,130 --> 00:50:14,948 - Huh? - You should try it. It's fun. 1201 00:50:14,948 --> 00:50:16,820 [whines softly] 1202 00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:18,518 So go on, who have you been meeting on the... on the app? 1203 00:50:18,518 --> 00:50:21,870 Oh, all sorts of people. I mean, I, um... 1204 00:50:21,870 --> 00:50:23,156 I went on a date with a poet. 1205 00:50:24,224 --> 00:50:26,126 Cool. Is he broke? 1206 00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:28,795 Uh, no, he's very rich. 1207 00:50:28,795 --> 00:50:30,330 Nice. That's cool. 1208 00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:32,132 - Mm-hmm. - What kind of poetry does he write? 1209 00:50:32,966 --> 00:50:36,136 Verses, sonnets, um... 1210 00:50:37,170 --> 00:50:39,706 - He's really good at rhyming things. - Sonnets? 1211 00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:42,175 How old is he? 1212 00:50:43,243 --> 00:50:44,244 A hundred and fifty. 1213 00:50:44,244 --> 00:50:45,912 - [Russ laughs] - It's actually really exhausting 1214 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:47,747 kind of like keeping up with 1215 00:50:47,747 --> 00:50:50,116 - all the messages from... - [Merv whines, grunts softly] 1216 00:50:50,116 --> 00:50:51,918 - Yeah, I'm sure. - ...gentleman callers. 1217 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:55,755 Well, maybe you need a more kind of robust vetting process, maybe. 1218 00:50:55,755 --> 00:50:57,290 - Oh, I have one. - Oh, you do? 1219 00:50:57,290 --> 00:50:59,325 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just ask the same question. 1220 00:50:59,325 --> 00:51:00,694 Yeah? 1221 00:51:00,694 --> 00:51:02,295 It's, um... 1222 00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:05,265 Okay. So your house is on fire 1223 00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:08,868 and you can only take one thing-- what is it? 1224 00:51:08,868 --> 00:51:11,504 - You've already saved humans and pets. - It's a great question. 1225 00:51:11,504 --> 00:51:12,706 - Thank you. - What do they say? 1226 00:51:12,706 --> 00:51:15,709 He said he would take his, uh, safe. 1227 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:18,945 The poet has a safe? 1228 00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,413 - [laughing] Yeah. - What-- For what? 1229 00:51:20,413 --> 00:51:22,215 Like, quills and stuff? 1230 00:51:22,215 --> 00:51:24,184 Yeah, quills, for sure. Parchment and stuff. 1231 00:51:24,184 --> 00:51:26,686 All right, then what about you? What would you save? 1232 00:51:26,686 --> 00:51:28,655 - Wouldn't you like to know? - Oh, I do know. 1233 00:51:28,655 --> 00:51:29,756 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 1234 00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:30,824 - You definitely don't. - I bet you I do. 1235 00:51:30,824 --> 00:51:31,925 - Mm-mm. - Your acoustic guitar. 1236 00:51:31,925 --> 00:51:33,827 [gasps] My dad made it with his own hands. 1237 00:51:33,827 --> 00:51:35,128 You've never actually played it. 1238 00:51:35,128 --> 00:51:36,429 I know, but I could do. 1239 00:51:36,429 --> 00:51:37,831 You might want to get on with it. 1240 00:51:37,831 --> 00:51:39,132 What would you save? 1241 00:51:40,867 --> 00:51:42,135 Nothing. 1242 00:51:42,802 --> 00:51:44,771 - That's not an answer. No. - Yeah, it is. Sure, it is. 1243 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:46,840 Yeah, it's my list, and I-I say nothing. 1244 00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:51,911 - So you'd just let it all burn? - Yeah, I would. 1245 00:51:53,313 --> 00:51:55,348 I think if you're gonna lose everything anyway, 1246 00:51:55,348 --> 00:51:57,517 you might as well make a fresh start. 1247 00:51:57,517 --> 00:51:59,853 [gentle music playing] 1248 00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:08,595 [whines softly] 1249 00:52:16,703 --> 00:52:17,804 [Russ] Hi, Mom. 1250 00:52:17,804 --> 00:52:19,873 Oh! Look who's here. 1251 00:52:19,873 --> 00:52:21,508 - [vehicle door opens] - Oh. 1252 00:52:22,575 --> 00:52:23,910 [Russ] Let's go. Go. [whistles] 1253 00:52:23,910 --> 00:52:26,546 - [MJ] Oh. - [Merv barks, pants] 1254 00:52:26,546 --> 00:52:29,949 [both] Aw. Mm. 1255 00:52:29,949 --> 00:52:32,385 - You look so nice. - Oh, no. [sputters] 1256 00:52:32,385 --> 00:52:33,853 Hi, MJ. 1257 00:52:35,388 --> 00:52:36,489 Come on in. 1258 00:52:37,957 --> 00:52:40,226 Thought you said that she wanted to see me. 1259 00:52:40,226 --> 00:52:41,761 I said that? 1260 00:52:43,129 --> 00:52:44,264 Are his feet clean? 1261 00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:45,832 Yes, Mom, his feet are clean. 1262 00:52:45,832 --> 00:52:47,333 - Can you go easy on him? - [growling softly] 1263 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:49,602 - He's having a rough time at the moment. - Oh, I forgot. 1264 00:52:49,602 --> 00:52:52,205 Dog depression. Yeah. 1265 00:52:52,205 --> 00:52:54,174 Hey. How are you? 1266 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:56,309 - Okay. He doesn't look depressed. - Okay. 1267 00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:57,644 Uh, where's Dad? 1268 00:52:57,644 --> 00:52:59,145 He's in the back cremating the chicken. 1269 00:52:59,145 --> 00:53:00,547 - Oh, I'm gonna surprise him. - Yeah. All right. 1270 00:53:00,547 --> 00:53:01,881 I'm on the drinks, so... 1271 00:53:02,949 --> 00:53:04,718 I can help with that. 1272 00:53:07,530 --> 00:53:08,655 [whining] 1273 00:53:17,530 --> 00:53:20,600 - [Russ grunts, chuckles] - Uh-huh. There he is. 1274 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,469 - How's it going, Dad? - Oh, it's good. 1275 00:53:22,469 --> 00:53:24,304 - Oh, it's so good to see you. - Yeah. You, too. 1276 00:53:24,304 --> 00:53:25,505 - How was traffic? - Yeah, pretty smooth. 1277 00:53:25,505 --> 00:53:27,400 - Yeah? - Don't get up. It's all right. 1278 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,709 No, no. I need a proper hug, please. 1279 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:31,911 Oh, now... 1280 00:53:31,911 --> 00:53:34,247 - So good to see you. - Yeah. You, too. 1281 00:53:34,247 --> 00:53:36,416 - You look well. You look really well. - Oh. Thanks. 1282 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:38,385 - Not as good as you, but... - [laughs] 1283 00:53:38,385 --> 00:53:40,253 [Russ] Oh, look who it is. 1284 00:53:40,253 --> 00:53:41,955 I've got a treat for you, mister. 1285 00:53:41,955 --> 00:53:43,923 - Oh, lucky boy. - Look at that. 1286 00:53:43,923 --> 00:53:45,792 [Russ] Lucky boy. 1287 00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:46,993 [Jack] He looks happy. 1288 00:53:57,804 --> 00:53:59,305 It's so nice here. 1289 00:54:00,373 --> 00:54:02,842 So many decorative mailboxes. 1290 00:54:02,842 --> 00:54:04,511 [chuckles] 1291 00:54:04,511 --> 00:54:05,845 You two must love it. 1292 00:54:05,845 --> 00:54:07,881 Nope. Not really. 1293 00:54:07,881 --> 00:54:09,849 That's too bad. 1294 00:54:09,849 --> 00:54:13,753 Well, I preferred our place in Arizona, but... 1295 00:54:13,753 --> 00:54:16,790 too many stairs for Jack after his heart attack, so... 1296 00:54:18,391 --> 00:54:19,959 Oh, they're big. 1297 00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:23,730 Oh, no stress. I can just cut them smaller. 1298 00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:30,270 Your hair. 1299 00:54:31,671 --> 00:54:35,475 - You did something different. - Yeah. I cut bangs. 1300 00:54:35,475 --> 00:54:37,877 - Do you like it? - I liked it before. 1301 00:54:39,879 --> 00:54:42,349 Yeah, I guess I just, um, needed a change. 1302 00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:45,185 [laughing] Yeah. Apparently. 1303 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:53,493 - [Jack chuckling] - Gin-coming. 1304 00:54:53,493 --> 00:54:54,594 Oh! 1305 00:54:54,594 --> 00:54:55,695 - Thanks. - Thank you. 1306 00:54:55,695 --> 00:54:56,763 - Mm-hmm. Yep. - Should I take it? 1307 00:54:56,763 --> 00:54:57,797 Oh, thank you. 1308 00:54:57,797 --> 00:54:59,320 [sighs] 1309 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,000 Just so you know, this is medicinal. 1310 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,360 - Cheers. - Oh, yeah. That old chestnut. 1311 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,104 - [MJ laughing] - Ah... 1312 00:55:04,104 --> 00:55:06,600 - Cheers, Mom. - Cardiologist approved. 1313 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,474 - [Jack] Mmm. - [Russ clears throat] 1314 00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:09,750 Oh, that's good. 1315 00:55:11,878 --> 00:55:13,613 - It's great to have you back. - Yeah. 1316 00:55:18,785 --> 00:55:19,919 [door opens] 1317 00:55:21,888 --> 00:55:23,289 Oh. MJ. 1318 00:55:23,289 --> 00:55:24,391 Hi. 1319 00:55:24,391 --> 00:55:26,626 [stifled sobs] 1320 00:55:28,228 --> 00:55:30,530 MJ. Are you okay? 1321 00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:31,998 [crying] Yeah. 1322 00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:33,466 I'm-- Yeah, I'm fine. 1323 00:55:33,466 --> 00:55:34,968 [clears throat] I'm fine. 1324 00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:36,970 You know what? This is my fault. 1325 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:39,720 I should not have come. Russ just said that-- 1326 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,573 Oh, screw Russ! 1327 00:55:40,573 --> 00:55:41,775 What? 1328 00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:45,879 Look, I lost something in all of this, too. 1329 00:55:45,879 --> 00:55:49,215 I-I miss you, I mean, a lot. 1330 00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:51,985 I miss you, too, so much. 1331 00:55:51,985 --> 00:55:53,720 So much. 1332 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,389 Thanksgiving was so depressing without you. 1333 00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:59,826 I mean, those two bozos, they barely talk, 1334 00:55:59,826 --> 00:56:03,296 and when they do, it's traffic or weather or what's for lunch. 1335 00:56:03,296 --> 00:56:05,165 It is like being with two cavemen. 1336 00:56:05,165 --> 00:56:06,833 I miss our talks so much. 1337 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:09,469 Me, too! Oh, me, too. 1338 00:56:09,469 --> 00:56:11,371 - And you know what? - What? 1339 00:56:11,371 --> 00:56:13,239 - Your bangs are so cute. - Thank you. 1340 00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:14,908 - I mean, they're fantastic. - Thank you. 1341 00:56:14,908 --> 00:56:17,477 I just said that to be mean. I'm sorry. 1342 00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:19,646 - It's okay. I know. I know you did. - Okay? 1343 00:56:21,715 --> 00:56:22,882 [both sigh] 1344 00:56:22,882 --> 00:56:24,384 But thank you for saying that. 1345 00:56:24,384 --> 00:56:26,453 - Okay. - I just have one thing to say. 1346 00:56:26,453 --> 00:56:28,455 - Mm-hmm? Yes? - If you're gonna unblock me, 1347 00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:30,557 can we talk about some of the stuff you've been posting? 1348 00:56:30,557 --> 00:56:32,225 Oh, you're gonna hate what I just said. 1349 00:56:32,225 --> 00:56:33,293 [laughter] 1350 00:56:33,293 --> 00:56:36,629 Every day, Mr. De Lorenzo gets out his power washer, 1351 00:56:36,629 --> 00:56:39,666 and he's power-washing the fence and he's power-washing, 1352 00:56:39,666 --> 00:56:41,534 - like, his lounge chairs. - [Jack and Russ laughing] 1353 00:56:41,534 --> 00:56:45,672 Any random piece of crap that he can get, power-washes. 1354 00:56:45,672 --> 00:56:46,873 Well, why don't you just say something to him? 1355 00:56:46,873 --> 00:56:48,641 Oh, oh, she's said plenty. 1356 00:56:48,641 --> 00:56:49,709 [Russ and MJ laughing] 1357 00:56:49,709 --> 00:56:53,813 If it ever gets so bad that I am power-washing 1358 00:56:53,813 --> 00:56:56,416 all our furniture to pass the time, 1359 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,751 just put me in the street. 1360 00:56:57,751 --> 00:57:01,154 Put my body out there, let the birds pluck my eyes out like Tippi Hedren. 1361 00:57:01,187 --> 00:57:02,856 - I'm begging you. - [Russ laughs] 1362 00:57:02,856 --> 00:57:06,393 So, Anna, I forgot to tell you, you're in the room across from the bathroom. 1363 00:57:06,393 --> 00:57:08,495 Oh, no, Mom, we're gonna drive back out tonight. 1364 00:57:08,495 --> 00:57:09,796 - No. - Over our dead bodies, you are. 1365 00:57:09,796 --> 00:57:12,332 Come on, Dad. You know Mom doesn't want Merv staying here. 1366 00:57:12,332 --> 00:57:14,200 People change. 1367 00:57:14,934 --> 00:57:16,202 - Really? - [MJ] Mm-hmm. 1368 00:57:18,104 --> 00:57:20,173 Thank you. That would be really nice. 1369 00:57:20,173 --> 00:57:21,975 Okay! Oh, good. 1370 00:57:21,975 --> 00:57:24,770 We can do movie night. It will be just like old times. 1371 00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:25,512 [Jack] Mm. We get to pick, though. 1372 00:57:25,512 --> 00:57:26,713 - You're definitely not picking. - [MJ] Yeah, we'll pick. 1373 00:57:26,713 --> 00:57:28,348 - Okay. Don't you always pick? - [MJ] Mm-hmm. 1374 00:57:28,348 --> 00:57:30,160 - Yeah, and it's the same movie every time. - [Jack] Uh... 1375 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,685 - 'Cause you never make it through. - Ealing Studios? 1376 00:57:31,685 --> 00:57:33,453 You never make it through a movie. 1377 00:57:33,453 --> 00:57:34,521 [movie playing quietly on TV] 1378 00:57:34,521 --> 00:57:36,256 They usually make it through at least half. 1379 00:57:36,256 --> 00:57:37,924 [both laugh] 1380 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,631 You want to get out of here? 1381 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:48,668 And miss the end of this corny movie? 1382 00:57:48,668 --> 00:57:50,303 I've seen it. The dog dies. 1383 00:57:50,303 --> 00:57:52,172 - What?! No. - I'm joking. 1384 00:57:52,172 --> 00:57:54,174 - [laughs] Oh, my God. - [chuckling] 1385 00:57:54,174 --> 00:57:55,809 Who would do that? 1386 00:57:57,310 --> 00:57:58,845 [Russ whispering] Stay. We'll be right back. 1387 00:57:58,845 --> 00:58:00,513 - [Anna whispering] Stay. - [Russ] Good boy. 1388 00:58:00,513 --> 00:58:02,282 [Merv groans] 1389 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:05,518 [door closes] 1390 00:58:05,518 --> 00:58:08,540 Thank God they left. I didn't think they'd ever go. 1391 00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:09,656 Want to give me another heart attack? 1392 00:58:09,656 --> 00:58:11,324 - [Russ] Ooh, golf cart. - [water running] 1393 00:58:11,324 --> 00:58:13,493 - [Anna] Yeah, go. Go. - [Russ] Don't mind if I do. 1394 00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:14,894 [Anna] Yeah. 1395 00:58:14,894 --> 00:58:17,130 [lighthearted music playing] 1396 00:58:21,634 --> 00:58:23,136 [Russ] Evening, Mr. De Lorenzo. 1397 00:58:23,136 --> 00:58:24,771 [Anna] Driveway's looking sharp. 1398 00:58:27,307 --> 00:58:28,775 - [Anna] Woo-hoo! - [Russ laughing] 1399 00:58:28,775 --> 00:58:30,844 - [Anna] Whoa! - [Russ] Oh, oh, God. 1400 00:58:30,844 --> 00:58:32,746 [Anna whooping] 1401 00:58:32,812 --> 00:58:34,814 - [Anna] Going really crazy! - [Russ] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1402 00:58:34,814 --> 00:58:36,490 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1403 00:58:36,490 --> 00:58:37,350 [Anna] Back up, back up. 1404 00:58:37,350 --> 00:58:39,452 - Whoa. Corner. - [Russ chuckles] 1405 00:58:39,452 --> 00:58:42,288 [upbeat music playing] 1406 00:58:42,288 --> 00:58:45,910 - [Anna] Whoa! - [Russ chuckling] 1407 00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,394 [tires squeal] 1408 00:58:47,394 --> 00:58:49,496 [back-up alarm beeping] 1409 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:55,335 [♪ Marc Anthony sings "Che Che Colé"] 1410 00:58:57,504 --> 00:58:59,673 ♪ ♪ 1411 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:03,743 [DJ] Buenas noches, Rancho El Dorado. 1412 00:59:03,743 --> 00:59:06,646 Y'all ready for another edition of Salsa Night Fever? 1413 00:59:09,249 --> 00:59:13,653 Is it just me, or are there a lot of *****ty seniors here? 1414 00:59:14,654 --> 00:59:17,891 I mean, no judgment 'cause if you're over 80, 1415 00:59:17,891 --> 00:59:19,426 you deserve to get your freak on. 1416 00:59:19,426 --> 00:59:20,727 I agree. 1417 00:59:20,727 --> 00:59:22,128 [Anna and Russ laugh] 1418 00:59:23,329 --> 00:59:25,799 This one lady, like, I think she wants to dance with you. 1419 00:59:25,799 --> 00:59:26,866 - [giggling] - [Russ] No, she doesn't. 1420 00:59:26,866 --> 00:59:28,802 - [Anna] She does. - Hi. 1421 00:59:28,802 --> 00:59:30,770 - [silver vixen] Dance with me, wild boy. - Oh! [laughs] 1422 00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:33,600 Oh! [laughs] 1423 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:34,774 No, thank you. 1424 00:59:34,774 --> 00:59:36,509 - [silver vixen] She won't mind. - Yeah, I don't mind. 1425 00:59:36,509 --> 00:59:39,245 Yeah, yeah, you go, uh, shake it, shake his groove thing. 1426 00:59:39,245 --> 00:59:42,480 [song continues with lyrics in Spanish] 1427 00:59:49,255 --> 00:59:51,224 [silver vixen grunting rhythmically] 1428 00:59:56,396 --> 00:59:57,364 [silver vixen] Whoo! 1429 00:59:57,397 --> 00:59:59,132 Ah! 1430 00:59:59,799 --> 01:00:01,340 Oh! 1431 01:00:04,504 --> 01:00:05,505 [Russ chuckles] 1432 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,800 [Russ] Yeah. 1433 01:00:10,643 --> 01:00:13,546 [Russ and silver vixen whooping] 1434 01:00:20,887 --> 01:00:22,489 Okay. Thank you. 1435 01:00:22,522 --> 01:00:24,724 [Russ making kissing sounds] 1436 01:00:27,930 --> 01:00:28,762 La música está en mí. 1437 01:00:28,762 --> 01:00:31,640 [laughing] 1438 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,665 What? 1439 01:00:32,665 --> 01:00:35,100 When did you learn to salsa? 1440 01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:38,972 So, uh, remember those classes my parents got us for Christmas? 1441 01:00:38,972 --> 01:00:40,373 Yeah. We only went to one. 1442 01:00:40,373 --> 01:00:41,975 You went to one. 1443 01:00:41,975 --> 01:00:44,544 You're looking at a level three salsa maestro, baby. 1444 01:00:44,544 --> 01:00:46,413 My God, I can't believe you kept going. 1445 01:00:46,413 --> 01:00:48,415 Turns out they have a really strict return policy, so... 1446 01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:49,616 [Anna laughs] 1447 01:00:49,616 --> 01:00:51,851 So, what, did you just say we broke up? 1448 01:00:51,851 --> 01:00:54,587 God, no. Way too embarrassing. 1449 01:00:54,587 --> 01:00:56,256 I told them you got meningitis. 1450 01:00:56,256 --> 01:00:57,590 - [chuckles] What? - [laughing] Yeah. 1451 01:00:57,590 --> 01:00:59,492 At an optometry conference. 1452 01:00:59,492 --> 01:01:01,227 It was pretty severe, actually. You were hospitalized and everything. 1453 01:01:01,227 --> 01:01:02,495 You killed me? 1454 01:01:02,495 --> 01:01:05,598 No, no, I'm not a monster. 1455 01:01:05,598 --> 01:01:06,733 You're in a coma. 1456 01:01:06,733 --> 01:01:07,934 [both laugh] 1457 01:01:07,934 --> 01:01:10,170 But with a bit of luck, you'll wake up any day. 1458 01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:12,205 Okay, I have a confession to make. 1459 01:01:12,205 --> 01:01:13,573 Don't feel too bad, because 1460 01:01:13,573 --> 01:01:15,675 I told the guy at the smoothie place you joined a cult, 1461 01:01:15,675 --> 01:01:19,713 and I told the lady at the dry cleaner that you're in, uh, prison for tax fraud. 1462 01:01:19,713 --> 01:01:21,815 - Oh, yeah? Sounds like me. - Yeah. 1463 01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:23,383 - [song ends] - [applause] 1464 01:01:23,383 --> 01:01:25,752 - [♪ Gipsy Kings sing "Bamboléo"] - What? 1465 01:01:25,752 --> 01:01:26,920 - Oh, this? - Please. 1466 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,321 - This song? - Come on. 1467 01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:29,756 - No. No. - Please. 1468 01:01:29,756 --> 01:01:31,491 Just one. Come on, please. 1469 01:01:31,491 --> 01:01:33,426 My hips don't move like that. 1470 01:01:33,426 --> 01:01:34,961 Uh, I know they do. 1471 01:01:36,730 --> 01:01:37,997 [gasps] Ooh! 1472 01:01:37,997 --> 01:01:40,633 [both laughing] 1473 01:01:44,504 --> 01:01:45,805 Hips. 1474 01:01:45,805 --> 01:01:47,574 [song continues with lyrics in Spanish] 1475 01:01:47,574 --> 01:01:48,675 Yeah. 1476 01:01:52,345 --> 01:01:54,681 Am I doing okay? 1477 01:01:54,681 --> 01:01:55,849 Yes. 1478 01:02:02,455 --> 01:02:03,423 Ah. 1479 01:02:04,591 --> 01:02:05,592 [chuckles] 1480 01:02:06,326 --> 01:02:07,327 Oh! 1481 01:02:12,165 --> 01:02:13,660 Okay. 1482 01:02:18,972 --> 01:02:21,241 [seniors cheering, clapping] 1483 01:02:33,353 --> 01:02:35,550 [chuckles] 1484 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:42,162 - Oh. - [Russ chuckles] 1485 01:02:42,162 --> 01:02:43,596 [Anna chuckles] 1486 01:02:51,871 --> 01:02:53,373 [laughs] 1487 01:02:55,750 --> 01:02:56,209 Go long. 1488 01:02:56,209 --> 01:02:57,344 I'm gonna do Dirty Dancing. 1489 01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:58,878 - What? - Dirty Dancing. 1490 01:02:58,878 --> 01:03:00,413 - Really? Are you sure? - Go. Go. 1491 01:03:00,413 --> 01:03:01,715 [Anna] Yeah. I'm gonna do it. 1492 01:03:01,715 --> 01:03:02,882 [Russ] Oh, my God! 1493 01:03:02,882 --> 01:03:04,284 [Russ yells] 1494 01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:06,386 - Russ! - [squealing] 1495 01:03:06,386 --> 01:03:08,455 Oh, yeah, yeah! Russ, I'm-- 1496 01:03:08,455 --> 01:03:09,923 - Whoo! - I'm going-- 1497 01:03:09,923 --> 01:03:11,925 - Whoo! - Oh, oh! [yells] 1498 01:03:20,734 --> 01:03:22,268 - [indistinct voicemail message] - [Russ coughing, gasping] 1499 01:03:22,268 --> 01:03:25,271 [hoarsely] Yeah. Hi. It's-it's Russ Owens. 1500 01:03:25,271 --> 01:03:28,575 Um, I'm-I'm afraid I'm not gonna make it in again today. 1501 01:03:28,575 --> 01:03:30,410 Um, I think... 1502 01:03:30,410 --> 01:03:32,946 I think I might actually have strep now. 1503 01:03:32,946 --> 01:03:34,848 Um... [coughs] 1504 01:03:34,848 --> 01:03:37,784 It's kind of hard to talk... [gasping breaths] 1505 01:03:37,784 --> 01:03:40,487 ...and breathe. [gasps, coughs] 1506 01:03:40,487 --> 01:03:43,189 Ah, yeah, that's-that's very tender. 1507 01:03:43,189 --> 01:03:45,625 Um, I'll, uh... I'll-I'll stay in touch. 1508 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,494 Okay. Bye. 1509 01:03:50,363 --> 01:03:52,232 You know you can't leave this place empty-handed, right? 1510 01:03:52,232 --> 01:03:55,435 Any minute now, she's gonna come back with a box of homemade nut scrunchie. 1511 01:03:55,435 --> 01:03:57,700 [chuckles] Leftover potato salad. 1512 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:58,705 [laughs] Even better. 1513 01:03:58,705 --> 01:03:59,906 Listen. 1514 01:03:59,906 --> 01:04:01,808 Don't leave it too long next time, will you? 1515 01:04:01,808 --> 01:04:03,410 - Yeah. - I'm just saying, you know, 1516 01:04:03,410 --> 01:04:06,646 life's too short, and I might get taken out by a stray pickleball. 1517 01:04:06,646 --> 01:04:08,481 - You never know. - [laughing] Dad. 1518 01:04:08,481 --> 01:04:09,616 Love you. 1519 01:04:09,616 --> 01:04:11,317 - [Jack] I love you. - [MJ] Ho, ho, ho. 1520 01:04:11,317 --> 01:04:14,120 - [Jack] Oh. - Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 1521 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,956 - [Russ] Yes, I'm checking luggage. - [laughing] There you go. 1522 01:04:16,956 --> 01:04:18,625 Do not open that on the way home. 1523 01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:20,260 - I know you. - Thanks, Mom. 1524 01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:21,728 Oh, and here's a little something for Merv. 1525 01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:25,198 - Oh, thank you. - Happy holidays, you mangy little thing. 1526 01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:27,867 Anna. 1527 01:04:27,867 --> 01:04:29,690 - Merry Christmas. - Oh, my gosh. 1528 01:04:29,690 --> 01:04:30,603 - Thank you so much. - Yes. 1529 01:04:30,603 --> 01:04:32,472 - You, too. - [sighs] 1530 01:04:32,472 --> 01:04:35,475 You know, I am really glad you that came. 1531 01:04:35,475 --> 01:04:37,877 - Me, too. - [gentle music playing] 1532 01:04:37,877 --> 01:04:40,800 Well, I hope you-you find somebody wonderful 1533 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,248 to spend the rest of your life with. 1534 01:04:42,248 --> 01:04:44,184 And I'm... [sighs] 1535 01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:46,586 I'm just sorry it wasn't Russ. 1536 01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:52,392 [chuckles softly] 1537 01:05:01,835 --> 01:05:02,936 You okay? 1538 01:05:02,936 --> 01:05:05,710 - Yeah. You? - Yeah. 1539 01:05:07,730 --> 01:05:10,210 [cycling through radio stations] 1540 01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:11,411 [whines softly] 1541 01:05:13,546 --> 01:05:16,449 [♪ Barenaked Ladies sing "One Week"] 1542 01:05:16,449 --> 01:05:17,984 No way. 1543 01:05:17,984 --> 01:05:19,586 - [huffs, moans] - Do you remember that? 1544 01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,354 Do I remember it? 1545 01:05:21,354 --> 01:05:22,689 - Um... - Just checking. 1546 01:05:22,689 --> 01:05:25,158 [singing along] ♪ Chickity China, the Chinese chicken ♪ 1547 01:05:25,158 --> 01:05:27,360 ♪ You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' ♪ 1548 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,196 ♪ Watching X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison ♪ 1549 01:05:30,196 --> 01:05:31,598 ♪ I hope the Smoking Man's in this one ♪ 1550 01:05:31,598 --> 01:05:33,333 ♪ Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic ♪ 1551 01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:34,567 ♪ Like Sting, I'm tantric ♪ 1552 01:05:34,567 --> 01:05:36,690 ♪ Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy ♪ 1553 01:05:36,690 --> 01:05:37,704 ♪ Like Kurosawa, I make mad films ♪ 1554 01:05:37,704 --> 01:05:40,173 ♪ 'Kay, I don't make films, but if I did, they'd have a samurai ♪ 1555 01:05:40,173 --> 01:05:42,242 ♪ Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs ♪ 1556 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:44,110 ♪ just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing ♪ 1557 01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:45,945 - ♪ Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon ♪ - Yes! 1558 01:05:45,945 --> 01:05:47,480 ♪ 'cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes ♪ 1559 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,848 ♪ that make me think the wrong thing ♪ 1560 01:05:48,848 --> 01:05:50,784 ♪ How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? ♪ 1561 01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:52,986 ♪ Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad ♪ 1562 01:05:52,986 --> 01:05:54,721 ♪ I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral ♪ 1563 01:05:54,754 --> 01:05:57,290 ♪ Can't understand what I mean, but you soon will ♪ 1564 01:05:57,290 --> 01:05:59,492 ♪ I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve ♪ 1565 01:05:59,492 --> 01:06:01,294 ♪ I have a history of losing my shirt ♪ 1566 01:06:01,294 --> 01:06:03,730 ♪ It's been one week since you looked at me ♪ 1567 01:06:03,730 --> 01:06:05,932 ♪ Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry" ♪ 1568 01:06:05,932 --> 01:06:07,400 ♪ Five days since I laughed at you ♪ 1569 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,170 ♪ and said, "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" ♪ 1570 01:06:10,170 --> 01:06:11,905 - ♪ Three days since the living room ♪ - [both laughing] 1571 01:06:11,905 --> 01:06:14,207 ♪ We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? ♪ 1572 01:06:14,207 --> 01:06:15,909 ♪ Yesterday you just smiled at me ♪ 1573 01:06:15,909 --> 01:06:18,912 ♪ 'cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry ♪ 1574 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:23,830 ♪ It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry ♪ 1575 01:06:24,918 --> 01:06:26,252 - [horn honks] - ♪ It'll still be two days ♪ 1576 01:06:26,252 --> 01:06:28,880 ♪ till we say "wasabi" ♪ 1577 01:06:28,988 --> 01:06:30,123 ♪ Birchmount Stadium ♪ 1578 01:06:30,123 --> 01:06:32,250 - ♪ home of the Robbie ♪ - [groans] 1579 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:33,993 [song ends] 1580 01:06:33,993 --> 01:06:36,296 [gentle music playing] 1581 01:06:36,296 --> 01:06:38,365 [dogs barking in distance] 1582 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,435 I think I might just chill in my room for a bit. 1583 01:06:42,435 --> 01:06:44,904 Okay. I'll do the same. 1584 01:06:44,904 --> 01:06:46,806 You cool if he comes with me? 1585 01:06:46,806 --> 01:06:48,274 Course. 1586 01:06:48,274 --> 01:06:50,910 - Okay. I'll see you later. - Okay. Bye. 1587 01:06:50,910 --> 01:06:52,545 - Merv, let's go. - [Merv whines] 1588 01:06:53,613 --> 01:06:54,647 [Anna] Hey. 1589 01:06:54,647 --> 01:06:56,983 Um, do you want to get dinner later? 1590 01:06:56,983 --> 01:06:59,452 I saw a cute-looking Chinese place on the corner. 1591 01:06:59,452 --> 01:07:01,688 - We could get takeout. - Yeah, sure. 1592 01:07:03,623 --> 01:07:05,558 [door opens] 1593 01:07:05,558 --> 01:07:07,694 [soft, melancholy music playing] 1594 01:07:10,764 --> 01:07:12,198 [Merv groans softly] 1595 01:07:22,108 --> 01:07:23,543 - [Rebekah over phone] Hello? - Hi. Hi. 1596 01:07:23,543 --> 01:07:24,944 Um, okay. 1597 01:07:24,944 --> 01:07:29,949 Um, long story short, I think I still have feelings for Russ, 1598 01:07:29,949 --> 01:07:32,318 and, uh, I just need you to, um, tell me I'm crazy 1599 01:07:32,318 --> 01:07:35,455 and-and-and tell me to stop thinking about him, like, right now. 1600 01:07:35,455 --> 01:07:37,424 I'm sorry. I can't do that. 1601 01:07:37,424 --> 01:07:39,359 - What? Why? - Because... 1602 01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:41,327 you're perfect together. 1603 01:07:41,327 --> 01:07:43,290 [scoffs] I shouldn't have called you. 1604 01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:44,640 Look, Anna. 1605 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,433 Clearly, you won't open up for me. 1606 01:07:46,433 --> 01:07:48,340 And don't think I don't know why. 1607 01:07:48,601 --> 01:07:49,869 What are you talking about? 1608 01:07:49,869 --> 01:07:53,473 [sighs] You've been avoiding me 'cause it's hard for you to be around kids. 1609 01:07:55,175 --> 01:07:58,411 No, that's... that's not... that's not true... 1610 01:07:58,411 --> 01:08:00,313 Yes, it is, 1611 01:08:00,313 --> 01:08:01,481 and it's okay. 1612 01:08:01,481 --> 01:08:05,785 I love you, and I know this sucks and that it's painful 1613 01:08:05,785 --> 01:08:10,223 and that I can't imagine what it must feel like to find out you can't have kids 1614 01:08:10,223 --> 01:08:13,126 when I know how much that's what you wanted. 1615 01:08:13,126 --> 01:08:18,264 But I also know in my soul that Russ was good for you. 1616 01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:21,568 And you could still have a great life together. 1617 01:08:21,568 --> 01:08:23,269 Don't you think? 1618 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:26,406 Anna? 1619 01:08:26,406 --> 01:08:28,908 - [phone dings] - [hopeful music playing] 1620 01:08:33,847 --> 01:08:35,415 [Merv groans softly] 1621 01:08:37,283 --> 01:08:39,285 - [quiet chatter] - [dogs barking in distance] 1622 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,336 [Jocelyn] Hello, Merv. 1623 01:08:56,336 --> 01:08:57,604 [Russ chuckles] 1624 01:08:57,604 --> 01:08:59,105 - Hi. - Hi. 1625 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,241 How's it going? 1626 01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:02,409 Oh. 1627 01:09:02,409 --> 01:09:03,543 Thank you. 1628 01:09:03,543 --> 01:09:04,911 - Yay. - Ta-da! 1629 01:09:04,911 --> 01:09:06,513 Been looking everywhere for this. 1630 01:09:06,546 --> 01:09:07,681 Aw. 1631 01:09:07,681 --> 01:09:10,283 I asked him where he left it, but he couldn't quite remember. 1632 01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:11,985 Oh, I get it. It was a blowout. 1633 01:09:11,985 --> 01:09:15,288 - Yeah. Too many bark-aritas, probably. - Chaos. [laughs] 1634 01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:16,656 [Russ] Hi, Lols. 1635 01:09:16,656 --> 01:09:18,224 Oh, they're psyched to see each other. 1636 01:09:18,224 --> 01:09:19,993 [Russ and Jocelyn] Aw. 1637 01:09:19,993 --> 01:09:21,494 Merv's not normally this forward, you know. 1638 01:09:21,494 --> 01:09:22,996 Well, Lolly is. 1639 01:09:23,663 --> 01:09:25,865 But Merv is so handsome. 1640 01:09:25,865 --> 01:09:27,167 Can't blame a girl for trying. 1641 01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:29,369 I know. I mean, what's a girl to do, huh? 1642 01:09:29,369 --> 01:09:30,570 [laughing] 1643 01:09:30,570 --> 01:09:33,206 Well, thank you so much for-for saving it for us. 1644 01:09:33,206 --> 01:09:34,441 - Yeah. - Merv. [whistles] 1645 01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:36,576 - Merv. [whistles] - Do you want to stay for a beer? 1646 01:09:38,945 --> 01:09:40,480 - Oh, yeah. Sure. Uh, yeah. - Yeah? 1647 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:41,614 - Thank you. - Okay. 1648 01:09:41,614 --> 01:09:43,683 - Do we leave them alone? - Oh, yeah. 1649 01:09:43,683 --> 01:09:45,785 - All right. Just-- - I think that they're gonna be just fine. 1650 01:09:45,785 --> 01:09:47,487 - Don't trust that Lolly. - [laughing] 1651 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,956 [Russ] I'm just saying, it's really impressive 1652 01:09:49,956 --> 01:09:51,424 what you've managed to do. 1653 01:09:51,424 --> 01:09:53,159 - No. No. - [chuckles] 1654 01:09:53,159 --> 01:09:55,228 No, I'm just a party planner. 1655 01:09:55,228 --> 01:09:58,665 Yeah, but you're an amazing party planner, not just a party planner. 1656 01:09:58,665 --> 01:10:01,868 I mean, great mom and a great dog mom. 1657 01:10:02,602 --> 01:10:04,204 Look what you managed to do. 1658 01:10:04,204 --> 01:10:08,308 Everything you built, I mean, it's really cool. 1659 01:10:08,308 --> 01:10:10,543 - Hmm. - Can't even... 1660 01:10:10,543 --> 01:10:13,613 manage my 200-square-foot apartment. 1661 01:10:13,613 --> 01:10:15,281 No, I have been there, too. 1662 01:10:17,283 --> 01:10:19,185 Yeah, it's pretty rough. 1663 01:10:19,919 --> 01:10:22,555 I just think you should be proud of yourself. That's all. 1664 01:10:22,589 --> 01:10:24,391 No one's ever said that to me before. 1665 01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,793 - It's really kind. - [chuckles] 1666 01:10:26,793 --> 01:10:27,994 [gentle music playing] 1667 01:10:27,994 --> 01:10:29,796 How much longer are you here? 1668 01:10:30,463 --> 01:10:31,931 Uh, tomorrow. Yeah, we... 1669 01:10:31,931 --> 01:10:33,933 - we leave first thing. - Oh, that's really, really soon. 1670 01:10:33,933 --> 01:10:35,350 Yeah. 1671 01:10:35,350 --> 01:10:37,237 Well, you're gonna have to come and visit. 1672 01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:39,606 [chuckling] Yeah, yeah, we should. 1673 01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:47,130 - What's wrong? - I'm s-- 1674 01:10:47,814 --> 01:10:49,449 I'm so sorry. 1675 01:10:49,449 --> 01:10:51,840 [Russ sighs] 1676 01:10:57,323 --> 01:10:59,759 - [barking] - ["Jingle Bells" playing] 1677 01:10:59,759 --> 01:11:01,895 [dog owner] Good job, Muffin. 1678 01:11:01,895 --> 01:11:03,963 [jovial chatter] 1679 01:11:08,234 --> 01:11:09,736 Hey there. What can I get you? 1680 01:11:09,736 --> 01:11:11,805 [melancholy music playing] 1681 01:11:20,647 --> 01:11:23,516 - ["Jingle Bells" continues] - [jovial chatter continues] 1682 01:11:37,664 --> 01:11:39,966 [melancholy music continues] 1683 01:11:45,171 --> 01:11:48,174 - [waves crashing] - [distant chatter and laughter] 1684 01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:51,945 [grunts] 1685 01:11:51,945 --> 01:11:53,613 [Merv whimpers] 1686 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,754 [whimpering continues] 1687 01:12:03,256 --> 01:12:05,225 [snoring softly] 1688 01:12:16,136 --> 01:12:18,104 [snorts] 1689 01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:22,375 [sniffs] 1690 01:12:26,613 --> 01:12:27,814 Merv? 1691 01:12:30,283 --> 01:12:31,918 Merv? [whistles] 1692 01:12:32,986 --> 01:12:34,454 Buddy? 1693 01:12:37,357 --> 01:12:38,625 Merv. 1694 01:12:40,293 --> 01:12:42,529 - Merv! - [tense music playing] 1695 01:12:42,529 --> 01:12:43,663 Come here, boy. [whistles] 1696 01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:45,532 - Mervy. - [snapping fingers] 1697 01:12:47,133 --> 01:12:48,535 Merv? 1698 01:12:54,774 --> 01:12:56,743 - Merv! - [waves crashing] 1699 01:12:57,677 --> 01:12:59,279 Merv! 1700 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,650 Merv! 1701 01:13:06,519 --> 01:13:08,755 - [Merv barking] - Merv! 1702 01:13:08,755 --> 01:13:11,624 - Oh, my God. Oh, thank goodness. - [Merv whining] 1703 01:13:11,624 --> 01:13:13,930 Oh, buddy. 1704 01:13:13,930 --> 01:13:15,962 Oh, I thought you'd drowned, little man. 1705 01:13:17,597 --> 01:13:19,966 It's lucky he knew where my room was. 1706 01:13:19,966 --> 01:13:21,668 Yeah, that is lucky. 1707 01:13:22,769 --> 01:13:25,305 Next time you want to spend the evening with your new girlfriend, 1708 01:13:25,305 --> 01:13:28,800 why don't you tell me so I can take him? 1709 01:13:29,609 --> 01:13:31,711 How do you know where I was, anyway? 1710 01:13:31,711 --> 01:13:34,447 - How did he get his bow tie back? - Right. 1711 01:13:38,518 --> 01:13:40,687 Why'd you do that thing in the car? 1712 01:13:40,687 --> 01:13:42,322 - What thing? - The hand thing. 1713 01:13:43,256 --> 01:13:44,824 I don't know. 1714 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,963 I guess I just... I missed you. 1715 01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,233 Maybe I got the wrong idea. 1716 01:13:53,233 --> 01:13:55,535 - Anna, I can't do this. - Can't do what? 1717 01:13:55,535 --> 01:13:57,771 This. Oh, my God. 1718 01:13:57,771 --> 01:13:59,906 It's messing with my head. 1719 01:13:59,906 --> 01:14:02,750 Do you have any idea how hard this has been? 1720 01:14:03,510 --> 01:14:06,112 Being so, like, stupidly alone and knowing the only thing 1721 01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:09,916 I have left in my life is a dog that's more depressed than I am. 1722 01:14:09,949 --> 01:14:11,851 And now, like, suddenly you're, like, here with me, 1723 01:14:11,851 --> 01:14:15,155 and all I'm thinking about is how badly I handled everything that happened with us 1724 01:14:15,155 --> 01:14:18,825 and how idiotic it was of me to try and make you feel better. 1725 01:14:18,825 --> 01:14:20,894 'Cause how could you possibly feel better? 1726 01:14:21,695 --> 01:14:23,663 But I just... I hated seeing you so sad, you know, 1727 01:14:23,663 --> 01:14:26,399 and I wanted to take that away, and I didn't know how. 1728 01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:27,801 [sighs] 1729 01:14:27,801 --> 01:14:31,400 I'm so sorry that we won't get to meet our kids 1730 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,839 and know what they look like. 1731 01:14:32,839 --> 01:14:37,277 I know how important that was to you, and it crushed me, too, okay? 1732 01:14:38,511 --> 01:14:40,847 And y-you shut me out, Anna. 1733 01:14:40,847 --> 01:14:43,750 You stopped talking to me, like, completely, overnight. 1734 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:46,386 I couldn't get through to you. 1735 01:14:46,386 --> 01:14:49,255 And it wasn't all we were, and I felt like you made it all we were, 1736 01:14:49,255 --> 01:14:50,990 but we were so much more than that. 1737 01:15:03,570 --> 01:15:05,405 You want to know why I took your hand? 1738 01:15:11,144 --> 01:15:12,345 Sure. 1739 01:15:16,549 --> 01:15:19,850 [crying] I forgot how much fun I have with you. 1740 01:15:23,323 --> 01:15:25,592 I'm sorry I didn't want to talk. I... 1741 01:15:27,594 --> 01:15:29,562 It was too hard. 1742 01:15:31,765 --> 01:15:34,601 When-when you see your... 1743 01:15:34,601 --> 01:15:38,471 your uterus up on the stupid screen 1744 01:15:38,471 --> 01:15:41,808 and it's just... empty. 1745 01:15:41,808 --> 01:15:43,877 [somber music playing] 1746 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,314 I just felt so... 1747 01:15:48,314 --> 01:15:50,583 - useless and guilty. - [scoffs] Anna. 1748 01:15:52,986 --> 01:15:55,255 And... 1749 01:15:55,255 --> 01:15:59,192 I felt like I let you down and it's... my fault. 1750 01:15:59,192 --> 01:16:01,270 It wasn't your fault. 1751 01:16:05,665 --> 01:16:07,567 Can we just start over? 1752 01:16:12,605 --> 01:16:14,441 The thing is, right... 1753 01:16:16,276 --> 01:16:18,278 ...next time things get tough, how do we know... 1754 01:16:18,278 --> 01:16:20,714 how do we know that we can get through it? 1755 01:16:25,352 --> 01:16:26,853 I don't know. 1756 01:16:29,255 --> 01:16:31,191 We just will. 1757 01:16:34,270 --> 01:16:36,529 You see, I don't... I don't know that I believe that. 1758 01:16:39,432 --> 01:16:40,533 I'm sorry. 1759 01:16:53,313 --> 01:16:55,615 [whines] 1760 01:16:55,615 --> 01:16:57,684 [engine starts] 1761 01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:18,972 ♪ ♪ 1762 01:17:43,196 --> 01:17:46,533 So I'll just, um, drop him off at the end of the week, then? 1763 01:17:47,801 --> 01:17:48,802 Can I just say something? 1764 01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:52,639 Can you let me get this out before you say no? [stammers] 1765 01:17:53,473 --> 01:17:54,674 Yeah. 1766 01:17:54,674 --> 01:17:56,576 Okay. Um... 1767 01:17:57,544 --> 01:18:01,614 So, this co-parenting thing, it doesn't work. 1768 01:18:02,282 --> 01:18:03,750 You know, not for me, not for Merv. 1769 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:06,860 And I-I know it's not what either of us want. 1770 01:18:06,860 --> 01:18:07,587 He needs one home, Anna. 1771 01:18:07,587 --> 01:18:08,855 He needs a proper home. 1772 01:18:08,855 --> 01:18:10,230 It's what we promised him 1773 01:18:10,230 --> 01:18:11,725 - when we got him. - What-- 1774 01:18:13,927 --> 01:18:15,362 [chuckles softly] 1775 01:18:15,362 --> 01:18:17,464 I love this dog so much. 1776 01:18:17,464 --> 01:18:18,765 You know. 1777 01:18:18,765 --> 01:18:20,934 The idea of him not being in my life is... 1778 01:18:23,690 --> 01:18:24,838 [crying] ...impossible. 1779 01:18:25,839 --> 01:18:27,107 What are you trying to say? 1780 01:18:28,508 --> 01:18:30,810 And I love him too much to see him like this. 1781 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,140 - So I want you to have him. - I ca-- No. 1782 01:18:34,140 --> 01:18:36,116 - I can't let you do that. - You can. Yes, you can. It's all right. 1783 01:18:36,116 --> 01:18:37,517 - No. - Yeah, it's what he needs, 1784 01:18:37,517 --> 01:18:38,585 and it's what we need. 1785 01:18:38,585 --> 01:18:40,860 Otherwise, we're not gonna move on. 1786 01:18:40,860 --> 01:18:42,856 And I'm not. I'm not gonna move on if I have to keep showing up 1787 01:18:42,856 --> 01:18:45,558 at your apartment every week and see you... 1788 01:18:47,127 --> 01:18:49,290 ...being you. 1789 01:18:55,535 --> 01:18:57,303 - [soft, melancholy music playing] - [Merv panting softly] 1790 01:18:57,303 --> 01:18:59,906 - I love you, buddy. - [Merv whimpers] 1791 01:19:07,213 --> 01:19:08,715 Okay. 1792 01:19:09,883 --> 01:19:11,885 Bye. Bye, Merv. 1793 01:19:16,456 --> 01:19:18,425 Russ, can we at least talk about this, please? 1794 01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:19,926 No. It's over. 1795 01:19:19,926 --> 01:19:21,270 Please. 1796 01:19:23,730 --> 01:19:25,598 [whimpering] 1797 01:19:27,567 --> 01:19:29,569 ♪ ♪ 1798 01:19:53,893 --> 01:19:55,895 ♪ ♪ 1799 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,448 [sighs] 1800 01:20:17,517 --> 01:20:19,352 [sighs] 1801 01:20:25,358 --> 01:20:27,360 ♪ ♪ 1802 01:20:32,265 --> 01:20:34,267 [vacuum whirring] 1803 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,800 ♪ ♪ 1804 01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:54,521 What do you think? 1805 01:20:54,521 --> 01:20:55,889 Want to see? 1806 01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:57,490 [Merv whimpers] 1807 01:20:57,490 --> 01:20:58,625 [strums] 1808 01:21:00,293 --> 01:21:04,264 Okay, guys, the last bit of work before the holidays. 1809 01:21:04,264 --> 01:21:06,199 - Yes! - [students cheering quietly, murmuring] 1810 01:21:06,199 --> 01:21:09,469 And let's say you've got, um... 1811 01:21:09,469 --> 01:21:11,104 20 minutes. 1812 01:21:11,104 --> 01:21:13,406 So do your best. You know this stuff. 1813 01:21:13,406 --> 01:21:15,675 And if you don't, well... 1814 01:21:15,675 --> 01:21:18,812 in the grand scheme of things, it's not gonna make a bloody difference, so... 1815 01:21:18,812 --> 01:21:20,547 - Yeah. - [knocking] 1816 01:21:20,547 --> 01:21:22,515 Okay. On you get. 1817 01:21:25,510 --> 01:21:26,252 - Hey, man. - Hi, Des. 1818 01:21:26,252 --> 01:21:27,520 How you feeling? 1819 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,255 Yeah, okay. Better. Thank you. Yeah. 1820 01:21:29,255 --> 01:21:32,250 Yeah, that strep's, um... [clears throat] pretty vicious. 1821 01:21:32,592 --> 01:21:36,863 'Cause, you know, I came by your, uh, apartment-- no answer. 1822 01:21:36,863 --> 01:21:39,599 Well, no, 'cause-- that's right-- 'cause I had, um... 1823 01:21:39,599 --> 01:21:41,634 well, the antibiotics just floored me. 1824 01:21:41,634 --> 01:21:43,636 Okay, man, you gonna tell me where you really were? 1825 01:21:43,636 --> 01:21:44,904 What do you mean? 1826 01:21:44,904 --> 01:21:46,673 The Mervinator? 1827 01:21:47,273 --> 01:21:48,441 Sorry, what-- Not ringing any bells. 1828 01:21:48,441 --> 01:21:50,110 Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about? 1829 01:21:50,110 --> 01:21:51,711 - No. - Wow, man. 1830 01:21:51,711 --> 01:21:53,880 - Because your 28,000 new followers... - Twenty-eight? 1831 01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,448 ...will be gutted to hear that. 1832 01:21:55,448 --> 01:21:58,918 Merv's escapades at the beachside birthday bonanza, 1833 01:21:58,918 --> 01:22:03,560 according to "Perfect Parties Are Joss." 1834 01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,291 And as for those extra followers that you got, 1835 01:22:05,325 --> 01:22:06,626 - look who they are. - [students laughing] 1836 01:22:06,626 --> 01:22:07,761 [Russ] Aw. 1837 01:22:07,761 --> 01:22:09,529 What were you thinking, man? 1838 01:22:09,529 --> 01:22:10,864 Taking your dog on vacation 1839 01:22:10,864 --> 01:22:12,599 - days before the vacation? - My dog was depressed, Des. 1840 01:22:12,599 --> 01:22:15,535 - You are on detention duty, okay? - Fine. Let me see it. 1841 01:22:15,535 --> 01:22:17,404 Stop doing all that squinty... 1842 01:22:17,404 --> 01:22:19,105 - things with your eyes, man. - I'm not squinting. 1843 01:22:19,105 --> 01:22:20,807 - You are squinting. - That's how you look at things. 1844 01:22:20,807 --> 01:22:23,209 - Get your eyes checked. - Fine. 1845 01:22:23,209 --> 01:22:25,545 [lighthearted music playing] 1846 01:22:30,350 --> 01:22:31,484 [air blowing sharply] 1847 01:22:31,484 --> 01:22:34,888 - [device beeping] - Stay... still. 1848 01:22:34,888 --> 01:22:36,489 [groans] 1849 01:22:36,489 --> 01:22:37,824 Very still. 1850 01:22:37,824 --> 01:22:39,793 You said it was gonna be a gentle tickle. 1851 01:22:39,793 --> 01:22:41,695 - [air blows sharply] - Still! 1852 01:22:41,695 --> 01:22:43,630 - My goodness. - [Russ muttering] 1853 01:22:43,630 --> 01:22:45,732 - [air blows sharply] - Okay. Are we done? 1854 01:22:45,732 --> 01:22:46,800 Thank you. 1855 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,669 The good news is you can see. 1856 01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:52,238 But only six feet in front of you. 1857 01:22:52,238 --> 01:22:54,974 Put these on. Here's your prescription. 1858 01:22:54,974 --> 01:22:56,309 And your bill. 1859 01:22:59,646 --> 01:23:01,648 [festive holiday music playing] 1860 01:23:08,688 --> 01:23:10,690 ["Deck the Halls" playing] 1861 01:23:14,127 --> 01:23:15,762 Oh, yes. 1862 01:23:24,571 --> 01:23:26,973 The tinsel. 1863 01:23:26,973 --> 01:23:28,975 Mm-hmm. 1864 01:23:31,344 --> 01:23:34,140 [wistful music playing] 1865 01:23:40,553 --> 01:23:42,889 ["Deck the Halls" continues] 1866 01:23:42,889 --> 01:23:44,924 [whining] 1867 01:23:55,335 --> 01:23:57,270 [wistful music playing] 1868 01:24:03,943 --> 01:24:05,945 [mysterious music playing] 1869 01:24:07,213 --> 01:24:09,516 ["Deck the Halls" continues] 1870 01:24:21,494 --> 01:24:24,640 - [wind howling] - [music fades] 1871 01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:26,933 Hi. Uh, welcome to Save a Furry Friend Foundation. 1872 01:24:26,933 --> 01:24:29,669 Are you looking for a new furry friend? 1873 01:24:30,837 --> 01:24:32,305 Yeah, something like that. 1874 01:24:32,305 --> 01:24:34,674 Wait. You've been here before. 1875 01:24:34,674 --> 01:24:36,109 Merv, right? 1876 01:24:36,109 --> 01:24:38,440 That's right. Good... good memory. 1877 01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,746 How is the little guy? 1878 01:24:39,746 --> 01:24:41,614 Yeah, um... 1879 01:24:41,614 --> 01:24:43,983 Yeah, he's great. He's awesome. 1880 01:24:43,983 --> 01:24:45,585 I mean, we're not supposed to have favorites, 1881 01:24:45,585 --> 01:24:47,870 but I remember when you guys picked him up. 1882 01:24:47,870 --> 01:24:48,922 It's so nice just... 1883 01:24:48,922 --> 01:24:52,920 just knowing that a dog's going to a home where there's so much love. 1884 01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:55,228 Yeah. 1885 01:24:55,228 --> 01:24:56,730 Yes, yes. 1886 01:24:57,430 --> 01:24:58,598 Okay. 1887 01:24:58,598 --> 01:25:01,234 Uh, so let's find you a new dog. 1888 01:25:01,234 --> 01:25:02,435 - Yeah, let's. - Huh? 1889 01:25:02,435 --> 01:25:05,238 - [dogs barking and panting] - [gentle music playing] 1890 01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:10,610 [dog yaps] 1891 01:25:10,610 --> 01:25:14,414 [sighs] You wouldn't believe what some of these guys have been through. 1892 01:25:15,482 --> 01:25:19,519 I mean, broken engagements, broken homes. 1893 01:25:19,519 --> 01:25:22,389 - [whimpering] - Bruno here was left in a bag. 1894 01:25:22,389 --> 01:25:23,990 But, you know... 1895 01:25:23,990 --> 01:25:26,292 all they need is a little bit of love, right? 1896 01:25:27,427 --> 01:25:30,230 - [barking] - Yeah. Who doesn't? 1897 01:25:30,230 --> 01:25:33,400 Uh, so Candylicious here is a little sweetheart. 1898 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,268 Uh, I mean, she's got some chat. 1899 01:25:35,268 --> 01:25:36,803 [barking] 1900 01:25:36,803 --> 01:25:38,104 You mean she barks. 1901 01:25:38,104 --> 01:25:40,640 Uh, but, I mean, I wouldn't say in, like, a bad way. 1902 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:42,175 [Candylicious continues barking] 1903 01:25:42,175 --> 01:25:46,146 So, um... Gizmo here is super smart. 1904 01:25:46,146 --> 01:25:48,848 - How precious is your furniture? - You know, uh, 1905 01:25:48,848 --> 01:25:52,352 the more I think about it, I'm actually not sure this is right, right now. 1906 01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:54,688 - I think it might be a little soon. - Oh, no. 1907 01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:55,922 - Oh, please. - What? What? 1908 01:25:55,922 --> 01:25:57,323 It's just... 1909 01:25:57,323 --> 01:25:59,959 Look, when you're the one that has to take them to the vets 1910 01:25:59,959 --> 01:26:02,929 because they've been here for the time limit and no one has picked them... 1911 01:26:03,930 --> 01:26:05,665 - [breathing heavily] - [Russ] Whoa. 1912 01:26:06,866 --> 01:26:08,234 Okay. 1913 01:26:08,234 --> 01:26:10,303 [gentle music playing] 1914 01:26:14,474 --> 01:26:15,875 [sighs] 1915 01:26:15,875 --> 01:26:17,344 [dog barks] 1916 01:26:18,878 --> 01:26:20,447 [dog barks] 1917 01:26:24,384 --> 01:26:27,253 - So, you know, this is the place. - [door closes] 1918 01:26:27,253 --> 01:26:29,255 I know it's not much to look at, but... 1919 01:26:29,255 --> 01:26:31,825 beggars can't be choosers, right, Angelina? [chuckles] 1920 01:26:32,759 --> 01:26:34,227 Well, I'll give you the grand tour. 1921 01:26:34,227 --> 01:26:37,797 This is the, uh, living room slash kitchen. 1922 01:26:37,797 --> 01:26:39,265 - [Angelina grumbles] - What? 1923 01:26:39,265 --> 01:26:41,134 Don't look at me like that. 1924 01:26:41,134 --> 01:26:43,837 What'd you expect from a teacher's salary? 1925 01:26:43,837 --> 01:26:47,407 So, um, that's your lovely bed there. 1926 01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:49,776 In you come. 1927 01:26:54,848 --> 01:26:56,490 - [whines] - Okay. 1928 01:26:56,490 --> 01:26:58,351 We'll... we'll try that later. 1929 01:26:58,351 --> 01:27:00,887 I'm told it's nice and comfy. 1930 01:27:02,555 --> 01:27:04,424 Flick. Flick. 1931 01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:08,228 Flick away the sadness. 1932 01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:10,597 - [Merv whimpers] - [Anna takes deep breath] 1933 01:27:10,597 --> 01:27:12,320 I deserve that look. 1934 01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:15,668 Treat. 1935 01:27:15,668 --> 01:27:16,836 Dinner. 1936 01:27:16,836 --> 01:27:17,904 Walk. 1937 01:27:17,904 --> 01:27:19,105 [groans] 1938 01:27:20,774 --> 01:27:21,808 Go fetch. 1939 01:27:23,176 --> 01:27:24,477 Are you ready... 1940 01:27:24,477 --> 01:27:27,130 for the one, the only... 1941 01:27:27,130 --> 01:27:29,716 Mr. Bear! Yay! 1942 01:27:29,716 --> 01:27:30,984 - Go. - [toy squeaks] 1943 01:27:30,984 --> 01:27:33,186 Go get it. Go get it. 1944 01:27:33,186 --> 01:27:34,521 Yes. Yes. 1945 01:27:34,521 --> 01:27:35,689 No. 1946 01:27:35,689 --> 01:27:38,240 - No! [sighs] - [barks] 1947 01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:39,392 It's almost Christmas. 1948 01:27:39,392 --> 01:27:41,270 I think it's okay. 1949 01:27:42,128 --> 01:27:43,129 Go. 1950 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,802 [uplifting music playing] 1951 01:27:51,104 --> 01:27:53,373 Aw, Merv. 1952 01:27:53,373 --> 01:27:55,508 [chuckles] It's you. 1953 01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:57,944 Look how cute. 1954 01:28:01,114 --> 01:28:02,148 Let's see what I got. 1955 01:28:08,855 --> 01:28:12,250 [Russ] What's up? Don't tell me you're lonely as well. 1956 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:15,395 Are you missing your friends at the dog shelter? 1957 01:28:15,395 --> 01:28:16,930 Don't want to play fetch. 1958 01:28:16,930 --> 01:28:18,431 You don't want cuddles. 1959 01:28:18,431 --> 01:28:20,133 You've barely eaten your food. 1960 01:28:21,334 --> 01:28:24,671 I don't think you're gonna want any of the super-gloop. 1961 01:28:24,671 --> 01:28:26,306 - [whines] - Really? 1962 01:28:26,306 --> 01:28:29,175 [whining] 1963 01:28:29,175 --> 01:28:30,443 You want to try it? 1964 01:28:30,443 --> 01:28:31,511 [barks] 1965 01:28:32,145 --> 01:28:33,847 Okay, here you go. 1966 01:28:33,847 --> 01:28:36,483 It's your funeral. [sighs] 1967 01:28:38,985 --> 01:28:40,887 [uplifting music playing] 1968 01:28:40,887 --> 01:28:42,856 [laughs] No way. 1969 01:28:48,595 --> 01:28:51,865 "Merv, if you're feeling crappy, eat your greens. 1970 01:28:51,865 --> 01:28:53,733 They'll make you happy." 1971 01:28:57,670 --> 01:28:58,672 [chuckles softly] 1972 01:28:59,706 --> 01:29:01,775 - [doorbell buzzes] - [Merv whines] 1973 01:29:03,510 --> 01:29:05,512 [wistful music playing] 1974 01:29:07,814 --> 01:29:09,282 - [Anna] Oh, hi. - [both] Hey! 1975 01:29:09,282 --> 01:29:11,551 - Are those baguettes? - [Carly] Yeah. 1976 01:29:11,551 --> 01:29:13,586 I buttered your bread. 1977 01:29:13,586 --> 01:29:16,890 - [snoring] - [indistinct chatter on TV] 1978 01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:18,958 [person on TV] Merry Christmas! 1979 01:29:18,992 --> 01:29:20,794 [indistinct chatter continues on TV] 1980 01:29:21,961 --> 01:29:23,430 [whispering] She snores so loud. 1981 01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:25,465 [chuckling] Yeah, she does. 1982 01:29:25,465 --> 01:29:26,733 Who snores like that? 1983 01:29:27,434 --> 01:29:28,935 Come for Christmas with us. 1984 01:29:29,969 --> 01:29:32,305 - What? Christmas? What? No. - Yeah. Come on. 1985 01:29:32,305 --> 01:29:34,441 D-Desmond... [clears throat] 1986 01:29:34,441 --> 01:29:36,176 probably won't burn the turkey again. 1987 01:29:36,176 --> 01:29:40,313 No. Last time I came for dinner, Desmond burned peas, okay? Peas. 1988 01:29:40,313 --> 01:29:41,481 [Rebekah chuckling] 1989 01:29:41,481 --> 01:29:44,384 Look, you don't have to take pity on me. 1990 01:29:44,384 --> 01:29:45,685 Okay? I'm fine. 1991 01:29:45,685 --> 01:29:48,254 - No, you're not. - No-- 1992 01:29:48,254 --> 01:29:50,357 But you're gonna be on your own at Christmas. 1993 01:29:50,357 --> 01:29:51,758 It's a really lovely offer. 1994 01:29:51,758 --> 01:29:53,626 - I really appreciate it, but I-- - Please. 1995 01:29:53,626 --> 01:29:55,628 - I'm-- - It'll be nice. 1996 01:29:55,628 --> 01:29:58,231 I would've loved to have come. I just... 1997 01:30:00,867 --> 01:30:04,437 Okay. Um... 1998 01:30:06,639 --> 01:30:08,675 - I will come. - [squeals excitedly] 1999 01:30:08,675 --> 01:30:11,711 And if-if you want me to watch the kids 2000 01:30:11,711 --> 01:30:15,949 while Desmond burns the turkey, I... 2001 01:30:17,384 --> 01:30:18,752 I can do that. 2002 01:30:18,752 --> 01:30:22,355 [squeals] This might be my favorite Christmas gift ever. 2003 01:30:22,355 --> 01:30:24,324 Thank you. 2004 01:30:24,324 --> 01:30:25,792 [snorting] 2005 01:30:25,792 --> 01:30:28,595 [lighthearted music playing] 2006 01:30:29,529 --> 01:30:31,464 - [whines] - [Russ] Come on, Angelina. 2007 01:30:31,464 --> 01:30:34,601 You've got to pee. Come on, please. 2008 01:30:34,601 --> 01:30:36,603 [voice shaking] Please. 2009 01:30:36,603 --> 01:30:37,771 For me? 2010 01:30:37,771 --> 01:30:40,440 [grumbling] 2011 01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:42,420 I'm putting my foot down. 2012 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:43,843 We have to go pee. 2013 01:30:43,843 --> 01:30:44,944 We're gonna pee. 2014 01:30:44,944 --> 01:30:46,479 [Angelina grunts] 2015 01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:48,515 Yes! We're peeing. We're peeing! 2016 01:30:48,515 --> 01:30:50,583 [birds chirping] 2017 01:30:53,853 --> 01:30:55,255 See? 2018 01:30:55,255 --> 01:30:57,157 I told you the park was a good idea. 2019 01:30:57,157 --> 01:30:59,292 This was Merv's favorite park. 2020 01:30:59,292 --> 01:31:00,927 What do you say we get a snack, huh? 2021 01:31:00,927 --> 01:31:02,228 - You like pretzels? - [yelps softly] 2022 01:31:03,296 --> 01:31:05,650 Good. Me, too. Here, come here. 2023 01:31:05,650 --> 01:31:08,680 Right. Let's try you off leash, okay? Sit down. 2024 01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:09,803 - I'm gonna let you off. - [whining] 2025 01:31:09,803 --> 01:31:11,971 Stay. Stay. 2026 01:31:11,971 --> 01:31:13,406 Stay, stay, stay. 2027 01:31:15,809 --> 01:31:17,143 - Perfect. Let's go. - [barks] 2028 01:31:17,143 --> 01:31:18,945 Slow down. Wait. Stay with me. Angelina. 2029 01:31:18,945 --> 01:31:21,214 - Angelina, stop! Stop right now! - [upbeat, energetic music playing] 2030 01:31:21,214 --> 01:31:22,749 Stop! Heel! Heel! 2031 01:31:22,816 --> 01:31:24,751 Angelina, stop! Angelina. 2032 01:31:25,852 --> 01:31:27,754 Angelina! Angelina, stop! 2033 01:31:27,754 --> 01:31:30,900 Stop! [hollers] 2034 01:31:30,690 --> 01:31:31,991 Stop! Heel! 2035 01:31:33,593 --> 01:31:36,396 Angelina. Angelina. 2036 01:31:36,396 --> 01:31:37,464 Stop. 2037 01:31:37,464 --> 01:31:39,650 Angelina, Angelina, please, please. 2038 01:31:39,650 --> 01:31:40,633 Stop. Please, come, come. 2039 01:31:40,633 --> 01:31:41,968 Yes, yes. 2040 01:31:41,968 --> 01:31:43,837 Oh, my goodness. 2041 01:31:43,837 --> 01:31:47,674 You crazy pup, you can't go running off like that, eh? 2042 01:31:47,674 --> 01:31:50,143 Come on. Oh, my goodness, that's enough. 2043 01:31:52,479 --> 01:31:55,348 [soft, melancholy music playing] 2044 01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:00,854 [Merv barks] 2045 01:32:02,989 --> 01:32:04,691 Russ. 2046 01:32:04,691 --> 01:32:06,226 - Hi. - [whining] 2047 01:32:07,293 --> 01:32:09,496 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 2048 01:32:09,496 --> 01:32:11,197 I'm walking my dog, actually. 2049 01:32:11,197 --> 01:32:12,232 Your dog? 2050 01:32:12,232 --> 01:32:13,800 - [Russ chuckles] - [whines] 2051 01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,268 This is Angelina. 2052 01:32:16,136 --> 01:32:17,637 [Anna] Angelina. 2053 01:32:17,637 --> 01:32:19,305 - [Anna chuckles] - [Russ] Yeah. 2054 01:32:19,305 --> 01:32:22,842 She came from the, um, Save a Furry Friend Foundation. 2055 01:32:23,843 --> 01:32:25,145 - [Anna] Yeah. - [both chuckle] 2056 01:32:25,145 --> 01:32:26,279 [barks, whines] 2057 01:32:26,279 --> 01:32:28,214 - Can I? - Of course. 2058 01:32:28,214 --> 01:32:29,683 Hey, buddy. How are you? 2059 01:32:29,683 --> 01:32:31,651 - I missed you. How are you? - [panting, whining] 2060 01:32:33,853 --> 01:32:34,854 Aw. 2061 01:32:34,854 --> 01:32:37,524 You, um, got glasses. 2062 01:32:37,524 --> 01:32:40,930 I did get glasses. Yes. 2063 01:32:40,930 --> 01:32:42,128 Turns out I have really poor eyesight. 2064 01:32:42,128 --> 01:32:45,265 I'm surprised you didn't encourage me to get them checked at any point. 2065 01:32:46,466 --> 01:32:48,601 It looks really good. It-it suits you. 2066 01:32:48,601 --> 01:32:50,470 - You think? - Mm-hmm. 2067 01:32:50,470 --> 01:32:51,905 Thanks. 2068 01:32:54,774 --> 01:32:56,900 [Merv whines] 2069 01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:57,610 [sniffing] 2070 01:32:59,746 --> 01:33:01,147 Uh, nice seeing you. 2071 01:33:01,147 --> 01:33:03,216 - Yeah. You, too. Merry Christmas. - Yeah. 2072 01:33:03,750 --> 01:33:04,984 Merry Christmas. 2073 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:08,540 [Merv whining] 2074 01:33:08,540 --> 01:33:09,356 [growls] 2075 01:33:13,226 --> 01:33:15,128 - Anna? - Yeah? 2076 01:33:15,895 --> 01:33:16,963 How are you? 2077 01:33:16,963 --> 01:33:19,666 [wistful music playing] 2078 01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:21,568 I'm all right. [chuckles softly] 2079 01:33:23,603 --> 01:33:24,671 Yeah? 2080 01:33:26,906 --> 01:33:29,309 And Merv? 2081 01:33:29,309 --> 01:33:31,745 He's okay. 2082 01:33:31,745 --> 01:33:33,613 A little bit, um... 2083 01:33:35,150 --> 01:33:37,751 - Sad? - Yeah, like... 2084 01:33:37,751 --> 01:33:39,986 something's missing. 2085 01:33:41,755 --> 01:33:42,989 'Cause the thing is, right... 2086 01:33:45,492 --> 01:33:49,290 ...I can't stop thinking about how much I love and... 2087 01:33:49,896 --> 01:33:51,765 ...I think I'll always love and... 2088 01:33:53,433 --> 01:33:55,935 ...for the rest of my life, I'm gonna regret it if I don't tell-- 2089 01:33:55,935 --> 01:33:56,970 Merv? 2090 01:33:56,970 --> 01:33:58,638 - [Merv whines] - [Russ sighs] 2091 01:33:59,239 --> 01:34:01,374 No, Anna. You. 2092 01:34:01,975 --> 01:34:03,343 [Russ sighs] 2093 01:34:06,713 --> 01:34:08,281 I missed you so much. 2094 01:34:09,416 --> 01:34:11,985 [voice breaking] I miss you so much, like, every day. 2095 01:34:11,985 --> 01:34:13,253 - Really? - Yeah. 2096 01:34:13,253 --> 01:34:16,823 [chuckles] See, I-I-I thought that I could live without you 2097 01:34:16,823 --> 01:34:19,292 and that it was the right thing for us. 2098 01:34:19,292 --> 01:34:20,960 It's not better. It's horrible. 2099 01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:23,396 - It's the worst. - The worst. 2100 01:34:23,396 --> 01:34:27,133 And I really thought, like, if I got my life together and I sorted my shit out-- 2101 01:34:27,133 --> 01:34:29,200 And even now that I've done that, I-- 2102 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:30,503 - And still, it's-- - You did that? 2103 01:34:30,503 --> 01:34:32,906 Oh, yeah. I did. I have drawer dividers. 2104 01:34:34,774 --> 01:34:36,900 Who am I? 2105 01:34:36,900 --> 01:34:37,811 - I played the guitar my dad made me. - You didn't. 2106 01:34:37,811 --> 01:34:39,212 - Yeah. - Who are you? 2107 01:34:39,212 --> 01:34:41,114 I don't know. 2108 01:34:41,114 --> 01:34:43,717 Well, turns out you were right. 2109 01:34:43,717 --> 01:34:45,752 Life's just more fun with you in it. 2110 01:34:45,752 --> 01:34:47,187 I told you. 2111 01:34:47,187 --> 01:34:48,388 And you know what? 2112 01:34:48,388 --> 01:34:50,890 I don't want our band to be called The Mistakes. 2113 01:34:50,890 --> 01:34:52,125 - I don't. - I don't. 2114 01:34:52,125 --> 01:34:53,760 How about, like... 2115 01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:55,128 - The Forevers? - [gasps] 2116 01:34:55,795 --> 01:34:57,864 - It's so cheesy. - [laughs] 2117 01:34:57,864 --> 01:34:59,799 - But we can workshop it. - Okay. 2118 01:34:59,799 --> 01:35:01,668 [laughs] 2119 01:35:02,936 --> 01:35:03,136 [uplifting music playing] 2120 01:35:03,136 --> 01:35:04,237 [grunting softly] 2121 01:35:11,745 --> 01:35:13,546 I love you. 2122 01:35:13,546 --> 01:35:15,515 [whispers] I love you. 2123 01:35:22,655 --> 01:35:24,391 [Russ chuckles] 2124 01:35:35,168 --> 01:35:36,569 [Russ] Hey, Merv. 2125 01:35:36,569 --> 01:35:38,104 Nice sweater, bud. 2126 01:35:38,705 --> 01:35:40,730 Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. 2127 01:35:40,730 --> 01:35:41,408 - [Russ gasps] - [Anna laughs] 2128 01:35:41,408 --> 01:35:43,243 - [Russ] Well, I'll have you know... - [gasps] Oh, no! 2129 01:35:43,243 --> 01:35:44,878 - [Russ laughing] - No way. 2130 01:35:44,878 --> 01:35:46,346 [Anna laughs] 2131 01:35:46,346 --> 01:35:48,214 - That's so crazy. - So cute. 2132 01:35:48,214 --> 01:35:49,816 - She's good. - She's good. 2133 01:35:49,816 --> 01:35:50,884 [Angelina whines] 2134 01:35:50,884 --> 01:35:53,319 You'll get one before you know it, Angelina. 2135 01:35:53,319 --> 01:35:54,854 [Russ] That's right. You don't worry about it. 2136 01:35:54,854 --> 01:35:56,790 [Anna] You don't worry. 2137 01:35:58,625 --> 01:36:00,160 - [Russ] So, this band... - [Anna] Yeah. 2138 01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:03,129 I think I should be the lead guitarist 'cause now I play guitar. 2139 01:36:03,129 --> 01:36:05,331 [Russ] What, h-how many times have you played? 2140 01:36:05,331 --> 01:36:07,667 [Anna] Uh, once. Yeah. 2141 01:36:07,667 --> 01:36:09,569 [Russ] So, then, how many chords do you know? 2142 01:36:09,602 --> 01:36:13,373 [Anna] Um, like three, but confidently two. 2143 01:36:13,373 --> 01:36:15,175 [Russ] Okay. Okay. 2144 01:36:16,710 --> 01:36:20,880 [Anna] I think maybe we could be called The Try Agains. 2145 01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:22,716 - [Russ] Ooh, I like it. - [Merv barks] 2146 01:36:22,716 --> 01:36:24,517 Wait, what's Merv gonna do in the band? 2147 01:36:24,517 --> 01:36:26,319 [Anna] Lead singer, obviously. 2148 01:36:26,353 --> 01:36:28,922 - [Angelina yelps] - You, too, Angelina. 2149 01:36:28,922 --> 01:36:30,824 - [Russ] You could be a backup singer. - [Angelina yelps] 2150 01:36:30,824 --> 01:36:32,959 [Anna and Russ laugh] 2151 01:36:32,959 --> 01:36:35,280 ♪ ♪ 2152 01:36:58,518 --> 01:37:01,321 [♪ Lake Street Dive sings "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"] 2153 01:37:07,327 --> 01:37:10,530 ♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas ♪ 2154 01:37:12,265 --> 01:37:15,335 ♪ Only a hippopotamus will do ♪ 2155 01:37:16,536 --> 01:37:21,241 ♪ Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy ♪ 2156 01:37:21,241 --> 01:37:26,112 ♪ I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy ♪ 2157 01:37:26,112 --> 01:37:28,848 ♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas ♪ 2158 01:37:30,830 --> 01:37:32,552 ♪ I don't think Santa Claus will mind ♪ 2159 01:37:32,552 --> 01:37:34,554 ♪ Do you? ♪ 2160 01:37:34,554 --> 01:37:39,920 ♪ He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue ♪ 2161 01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:41,294 ♪ Just bring him in the front door ♪ 2162 01:37:41,294 --> 01:37:43,430 ♪ That's the easy thing to do ♪ 2163 01:37:43,430 --> 01:37:48,835 ♪ I can see me now on Christmas morning ♪ 2164 01:37:48,835 --> 01:37:52,238 ♪ Creeping down the stairs ♪ 2165 01:37:52,238 --> 01:37:56,576 ♪ Oh, what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes ♪ 2166 01:37:56,576 --> 01:38:01,815 ♪ to see a hippo hero standing there ♪ 2167 01:38:01,815 --> 01:38:05,585 ♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas ♪ 2168 01:38:06,386 --> 01:38:07,654 ♪ Only a hippopotamus will do ♪ 2169 01:38:07,654 --> 01:38:10,190 ♪ I only like hippopotamuses-es ♪ 2170 01:38:10,190 --> 01:38:14,627 ♪ And hippopotamuses like me, too ♪ 2171 01:38:16,496 --> 01:38:18,465 - [song ends] - [Merv barks] 2172 01:38:18,465 --> 01:38:20,567 [upbeat music playing] 2173 01:38:50,563 --> 01:38:53,767 ♪ ♪ 2174 01:38:53,767 --> 01:38:55,835 [energetic, upbeat music playing] 2175 01:39:25,832 --> 01:39:27,834 ♪ ♪ 2176 01:39:43,683 --> 01:39:45,685 [lighthearted music playing] 2177 01:40:08,508 --> 01:40:10,510 [gentle, uplifting music playing] 2178 01:40:40,507 --> 01:40:42,509 ♪ ♪ 2179 01:41:12,505 --> 01:41:14,507 ♪ ♪ 2180 01:41:35,595 --> 01:41:37,597 [soft, romantic music playing]