1 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,361 [♪ pop rock music playing, Billy Joel "Why Should I Worry?"] 2 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:47,681 [howls] 3 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,716 Come on, Billy! 4 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,388 ♪ One minute I'm in Central Park ♪ 5 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,557 Then where are you? Then where are you? 6 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,460 ♪ Then I'm down on Delancey Street ♪ 7 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:06,660 ♪ From the Bowery to Saint Mark's ♪ 8 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,737 ♪ There's a syncopated beat ♪ 9 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,139 ♪ And all the silly ************* Be singing ♪ 10 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:16,443 ♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪ 11 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,440 What am I? What am I? 12 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:20,280 ♪ I'm streetwise ♪ 13 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,649 ♪ I can improvise ♪ 14 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:23,750 ♪ And everybody say ♪ 15 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:26,820 ♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪ 16 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,757 ♪ I'm street smart ♪ 17 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,226 ♪ I've got New York City heart ♪ 18 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,796 ♪ Why should I worry? ♪ 19 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:39,632 ♪ Why should I care? ♪ 20 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,501 ♪ I may not have a dime ♪ 21 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:44,738 ♪ But what do I got? I got street savoir faire ♪ 22 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,340 ♪ Why should I worry? ♪ 23 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:49,976 ♪ Why should I care? ♪ 24 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,779 ♪ It's just bebopulation ♪ 25 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,849 ♪ And I got street savoir faire ♪ 26 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,322 ♪ The rhythm of the city ♪ 27 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,358 ♪ But once you get it down ♪ 28 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,827 ♪ You can own this town ♪ 29 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:11,297 ♪ You can wear the crown ♪ 30 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,299 Of course! Oh, my God! 31 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,136 ♪ Why should I care? ♪ 32 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:18,471 ♪ I said, I may not have a dime ♪ 33 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,374 ♪ But I got street savoir faire ♪ 34 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,943 ♪ Why should I worry? ♪ 35 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,680 ♪ Why should I care? ♪ 36 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,115 ♪ It's just doo-bopulation ♪ 37 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:32,452 ♪ And I got street savoir faire ♪ 38 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,656 ♪ They love me at the Chelsea They adore me at the Ritz ♪ 39 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,191 [whirring] 40 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,294 What the ****? 41 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,898 - [clattering] - [panting] 42 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,805 Stop, stop, stop, hold on! Hold on, hold on. 43 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,139 How do you even ****in'-- 44 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,709 - [gasps] - [hissing] 45 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:57,744 [heavy breathing] 46 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,146 [♪ pop rock music continues playing over stereo] 47 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,664 [♪ dramatic synth music playing] 48 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,699 [gasping] 49 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,581 [♪ upbeat hip-hop music playing, Vanilla Ice "Cool as Ice"] 50 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:41,621 ♪ Got to get loose ♪ 51 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,924 ♪ Everybody get loose ♪ 52 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:48,695 [all cheering] 53 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,699 ♪ That feelin' ♪ 54 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,802 - ♪ Gotta keep the music jumpin' ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 55 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,704 ♪ Everybody get loose ♪ 56 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:04,744 [people chanting] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 57 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,279 Get loose! 58 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,547 Biatch! 59 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,783 [cheering and applause] 60 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,451 [Sosa] All right. 61 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:15,922 Now, I want all you killers, soldiers, and gangsters to listen up. 62 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,257 [man] Shut the **** up. 63 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,325 I may be the boss, 64 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:23,596 but I consider my number one job 65 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:26,666 is the job of being a father. 66 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:31,738 And my beautiful son is finally out of prison! 67 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:32,972 - [laughs] - [cheers] 68 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:35,108 This is the night to celebrate! 69 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,743 - Hip, hip... - [all] Hooray. 70 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,912 - Hip, hip... [laughs] - [all] Hooray! 71 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,780 Now, I want you all to know 72 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:45,251 that one of you is the reason he went to prison in the first place. 73 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,255 One of you is a ****in' rat. 74 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,290 [man] Oh, shit. 75 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,593 And while you enjoy the night, 76 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:57,297 and you think that everything is in the clear, well... 77 00:04:58,598 --> 00:04:59,933 Your time will come. 78 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:02,836 That I promise you. 79 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,506 Your time will ****in' come. 80 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:07,807 [man] **** yeah, it will. 81 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,545 But in the meantime... [chuckles] 82 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:14,180 ...enjoy the festivities! 83 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,949 - [laughs] - [cheering] 84 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:20,653 ************. 85 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,658 [♪ early '90s pop music playing, Seal "Crazy"] 86 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,660 [indistinct chatter] 87 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,497 ♪ Miracles will happen as we trip ♪ 88 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:42,509 ♪ But we're never gonna survive, unless ♪ 89 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:45,378 ♪ We get a little crazy ♪ 90 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,514 [imperceptible] 91 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:54,220 ♪ Unless we are a little ♪ 92 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,580 ♪ Crazy ♪ 93 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:01,194 ♪ Crazy yellow people walking through my head ♪ 94 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:07,701 ♪ One of them's got a gun, to shoot the other one ♪ 95 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:11,338 I'm excited, but I'm a little jealous. Hello. Ciao, I'll catch you later. 96 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:13,106 - All right, we'll see you in a bit. - Bye. 97 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,342 Hey, good to see you. Yeah, you too. 98 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,376 Hi. 99 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,382 Are you going to the after-party? 100 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:28,221 Oh, we know about the after-party, the after-after-party, 101 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,223 and the after-after-after-party. 102 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,225 - Mmm... - Just because the wives are not invited 103 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,461 doesn't mean you can keep a secret from us. 104 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,596 Well, I'm not going to that. 105 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,868 Well, you can if you want to. 106 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,704 Oh. That's so nice. Can I? 107 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,977 Well, I guess I'll go out with the girls then. 108 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:53,413 Okay. Well, have fun. 109 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:04,424 [sighs] 110 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,659 Is it that hard to still pretend you like me? 111 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,256 [beeps, clicks] 112 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:42,362 [cellphone vibrates] 113 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,466 Hey, listen, I don't wanna overstate the obvious, 114 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,368 but I'm pretty ****in' excited to see you. 115 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,136 I can't wait to see you too. 116 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,972 Okay. It's room 801. I left you a key at the front desk. 117 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,775 - You need it for the elevator. - [Alice] Did you get champagne? 118 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:59,212 Did I get champagne? Yeah, I got you some... 119 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,282 uh, moderately expensive champagne 120 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:05,618 - and, I don't know, maybe some flowers. - Mmm, spoiler. 121 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,954 I didn't tell you what kind of flowers, did I? 122 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,560 So there's still a little element of surprise. 123 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,580 You got me sunflowers. 124 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,127 ****in' hell. How did you guess that? 125 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,162 [chuckles] 126 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:19,366 Well, you can be very specific. 127 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,867 [scoffs] 128 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:22,502 - Evidently. - [knocking on door] 129 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,600 - [Alice] Did you get room service? - No. Hell no. 130 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,174 Hotel food is always terrible. Hang on. 131 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,212 [Nick] Mike, I know you're there. Open up. 132 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,681 Holy shit! 133 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,583 - ****! - What's wrong, babe? 134 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,840 [Nick] Open the door, Mike. 135 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,886 - I know you're in there. - ****! 136 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,220 [gasps] 137 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,691 Oh, shit. Is that... Is that Nick? 138 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:45,925 Yeah. Yeah, he's here. 139 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,195 Mike, whatever you do, do not open the door. 140 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,430 - [Nick] Come on, Mike. - ****! 141 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,499 [Nick] Don't make me stand out here like an *******. 142 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:55,568 Do not open the ******* door. He's gonna kill you. 143 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:58,338 You gotta get out of sight, all right. I'm gonna call you when I can. 144 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,840 - If I can. - Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. 145 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:07,113 Oh, ****. 146 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,415 [exhales heavily] 147 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:10,717 Hey, bud. What's up? 148 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,951 - Hey. - Hey. 149 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,119 Can you talk? 150 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,723 You wanna talk? Yeah. About what? 151 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,792 There's that nice coffee shop next door. 152 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,460 I haven't eaten anything since this morning, 153 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,262 so I thought, I'd just grab a bite real quick. 154 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,698 Yeah, man. Yeah, of course. Well, didn't you... 155 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,400 - Didn't you eat at the party, though? - Yeah. 156 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,569 Yeah, I did, but I still got an appetite. 157 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,705 You coming? 158 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,409 Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Sure, sure. 159 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,618 You could've just ordered iced coffee. 160 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,588 - Well, I like it room temperature. - You're very specific. 161 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,910 Yeah. So I've been told. 162 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,593 Do me a favor? 163 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,229 I could use Quick Draw Mike tonight. 164 00:09:57,970 --> 00:09:58,465 [sighs] 165 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,167 - Collections? - Yeah. 166 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,736 And some other stuff. 167 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:05,710 It might get a little heavy and weird tonight, 168 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,508 but good news is, we should be done before the sun comes up. 169 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,143 Mmm... 170 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,978 And what about Jimmy Boy's after-party? 171 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,447 Ah. No, this is... 172 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,182 This is more important than that, 173 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,252 and it's also a little bit time-sensitive so... 174 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,991 I mean, I don't... I don't have a piece on me. 175 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:26,259 I've got plenty of 'em. 176 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,332 Listen, Nick. There's something I gotta talk to you about, man-to-man, okay? 177 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,933 And you're not gonna like it. 178 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,537 I've been trying to bring it up the last couple of weeks, 179 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,540 but it hasn't felt like the right time. And I just wanna clear the air. 180 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,176 - Mmm-hmm... - Uh... 181 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,944 You're leaving the organization? 182 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,214 Hold on, how the **** do you know that? 183 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,160 I know things. 184 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,952 Yeah. Yeah, I'm done with it. I'm done with the violence, done with the guns. 185 00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:55,210 I can't do the Quick Draw Mike thing anymore, you know. 186 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:59,492 All right. Can you do me a favor? Just stop right there. Stop. Okay? 187 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:03,129 It is exactly 10:05, and I'm on a very tight schedule. 188 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:08,335 So, just do me a favor, for a soon-to-be former colleague here, 189 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:12,172 and then start your normal life tomorrow. 190 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,374 All right? 191 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:16,509 We gotta scram. 192 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,179 I'm parked in the back. Let's move. 193 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,552 [sighs] 194 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,835 Why didn't you, uh, park at a meter? 195 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,169 [Nick] I'm cheap, you know that. 196 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,607 How'd you know I was at the hotel, Nick? 197 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,244 Ah, just do it. 198 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,413 - Do what? - Come on, man. 199 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,150 Just do it. Get it over with. 200 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,180 Listen, I'm not gonna spend my final moments on this planet 201 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,587 having an anxiety attack waiting for you to pull the trigger. 202 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,289 - You're gonna kill me, kill me. Come on. - Jesus, Mike. 203 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,358 Why are you so damn paranoid? 204 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,961 You're not gonna kill me? 205 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,264 - You said you needed a piece, right? - Right. 206 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,200 - Here's your piece. - No, no, no. 207 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,803 No. I'm done with that. No guns, no killing. 208 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,906 But if you want me to rough somebody up, I could do that. 209 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,609 Maybe that'll be enough. Let's see how the night goes. 210 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,277 That's my car right behind you. 211 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,781 Remember how I said I had a tight schedule? I'm not kidding. Come on. 212 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,750 ****. 213 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,503 [inhales, exhales heavily] 214 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,806 [beeps, clicks] 215 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,177 [man 1, over TV] The cost of living. 216 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,511 [man 2] Transformation... 217 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,613 [♪ Carole King "Where You Lead" playing] 218 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,488 [Mike] Why are we at your house, Nick? 219 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,956 Open the glove compartment. 220 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,629 Uh... 221 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,798 What's this? 222 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,301 - That's chloroform. - Chlo what? 223 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,937 - You don't know what chloroform is? - Should I know what chloroform is? 224 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,139 - Have you ever seen a movie? - Yeah, I've seen many movies. 225 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,375 And have you ever seen a movie with chloroform in it? 226 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,610 - I don't know. - [Nick] Okay, what's your favorite genre? 227 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,345 - What's your go-to genre? - Horror. 228 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,614 Okay. Have you... Have you seen 'em use chloroform in a movie? 229 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,216 - A musical? - Okay, just listen to me. 230 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,818 You're gonna ring the doorbell. Somebody's gonna answer the door. 231 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,321 Before they can get out a single word, you take that rag 232 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,570 that's soaked in that shit, and you cover their nose and their mouth. 233 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,226 Oh, that's chloro-- That's chloroform? 234 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,628 You could've just said the wet rag thing. Made it easier. 235 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,310 - I don't know the technical term for it. - Okay, fine. Great. 236 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,967 Do what you call "the wet rag thing." Okay? Listen to me. 237 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,136 Cover their nose and mouth, make sure they inhale. 238 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,138 I'm gonna drive around the block a few times, 239 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,174 - and then whistle when you're done. - Whistle when I'm done? 240 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,209 - Yeah. - How long does this take? 241 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,245 The wet rag thing will take about ten seconds. 242 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,881 - Then why aren't you doing it? - If the person in the house 243 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,817 looks out the peephole and sees me, they're gonna freak out a little bit. 244 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,920 Don't overthink it. Just... Just... Just... 245 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,388 Wet rag thing. 246 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,657 No matter what you see-- Look at me. 247 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,326 No matter what you see, wet rag thing. Say it to me. 248 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,262 No matter what I see, wet rag thing. 249 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,830 You're ready. Let's do it. 250 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,366 - It doesn't feel great. - It feels good when you do it. 251 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,568 - God damn it, Nick. - Do me a favor. 252 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,504 - Don't sniff that rag. - Why the **** would I do that? 253 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,506 I don't know. You do things that no one knows. 254 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,677 This is so ****in' stupid. 255 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,415 So ****in' stupid. 256 00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,285 God damn it! 257 00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:47,587 Dumb... Dumb idiot. 258 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:54,794 [doorbell rings] 259 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,263 [breathes heavily] 260 00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,899 Oh! 261 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,405 [door opens] 262 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:10,810 Hey, Mike. 263 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,713 [grunts] 264 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,749 [Mike] This is confusing. 265 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,751 [Nick groans] Chloroform? 266 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,918 [groans] 267 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,453 [muffled] What the ****, Mike? 268 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,422 Eight, nine, ten. 269 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,125 [muffled speaking indistinctly and grunting] 270 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,593 You said it'd be ten seconds. 271 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,895 [both grunting] 272 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,466 [panting] 273 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,402 [panting] 274 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,777 "Expired." What the ****? 275 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:44,844 [glass shatters] 276 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,291 - [Mike grunts] - [Nick groans] 277 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,793 [gunshot] 278 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463 [grunting] 279 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,432 [Nick exclaims] 280 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,336 [groans] 281 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,138 [both yelling and grunting] 282 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,181 [Mike spits] ****! 283 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,283 [both grunting] 284 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,154 - [Mike groans in pain] - [Nick continues grunting] 285 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,461 [Mike groans in pain] 286 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,996 [Nick grunts and groans] 287 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,337 What the **** are you doing, Mike? 288 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,672 This was your idea! 289 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,322 [both grunting] 290 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,000 [Nick groans] 291 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,780 [grunting] 292 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,552 - [exclaims] - [groans] 293 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,455 [thuds] 294 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,261 - [panting] - [trophy thuds] 295 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,566 The ****? 296 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,360 [wheezes] 297 00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:54,400 [whistles] 298 00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,213 [panting] 299 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,483 You take care of it? 300 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:05,418 - Nick? - [Nick] Yeah? 301 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,453 What the ****? 302 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,555 I said it was gonna get heavy and weird. 303 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,890 - You got a twin brother? - Only child. 304 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,590 - Who the ****'s that in there? - That's me. 305 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,461 - [Mike] It's you? - Yes. 306 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,663 - It's Nick? - That's me. 307 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,798 - Who the **** are you? - I'm also Nick. 308 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,200 So where am I? 309 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,303 - [Mike] What? - The other me. 310 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,672 - You're in there. - Okay. 311 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,781 [door closes] 312 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,916 You were right there. 313 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:40,253 What the **** happened in here? I told you to use the chloroform. 314 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,422 I did use the chloroform. It was expired. 315 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,790 Chloroform doesn't expire. 316 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,825 Not according to the date on the ******* bottle. 317 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,594 Ah, Jesus Christ, this isn't part of the plan. 318 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,962 We gotta get this place cleaned up, 319 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,964 'cause Sosa's gonna be here in three minutes. 320 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,465 - Sosa? - Yeah. 321 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,168 He's not gonna be happy to see you. Let's go. 322 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,936 I'm losing my goddamn mind. 323 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:00,974 [whirring] 324 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,779 All right. 325 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,380 Right here. Here, here, here. 326 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:09,816 - Right here-- - [knocking on door] 327 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,651 - ****. - Okay, you gotta hide. Quick! 328 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,720 - Don't make a sound. Go, go, go! - Okay. 329 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,459 - [Nick] Hey! - Hey. 330 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,963 - Thanks for meeting me like this. - Yeah, of course. Come on in. 331 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:25,965 Damn. 332 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,401 You redecorate? 333 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,871 Ah, yeah, just, you know, changin' it up a little bit. 334 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:35,750 - You want somethin' to drink? - Uh, you mind if I use your bathroom? 335 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,378 Uh, um... 336 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,714 - Yeah. - Do you want me to piss on the floor? 337 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:43,817 No, not at all. Actually, you know what? There's one right down the hall 338 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,385 - to the right. - ****. 339 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,556 You guys like a Capri-Sun? 340 00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:57,300 [Sosa groans] 341 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,100 [toilet seat clatters] 342 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,336 - [exhales] - [Sosa sighs] 343 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,705 - [urine trickling] - You find everything all right? 344 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,375 - [Sosa] Oh, yeah. - Okay. 345 00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:11,378 I talked to our guy in the department. 346 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,790 The guy with the leg? 347 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,249 - Yeah. You know who it is? - [Sosa] Indeed, I do. 348 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,252 I know everything he shared with those pig ***********. 349 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:20,553 I'll handle it. 350 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,254 I'll handle it. 351 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,924 No need. I hired a contract killer. 352 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,727 Who? 353 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,640 The Barron. [chuckles] 354 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,900 He flew in just for this. 355 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,736 Landed a few hours ago. 356 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,706 [♪ menacing music playing] 357 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,550 But there's a reason why I'm telling you this in person. 358 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:56,156 [Nick] Right. 359 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,391 [Sosa] That's because of who the rat is. 360 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,460 It's someone you have a history with. 361 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,496 You guys might not be as close as you used to be, 362 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,933 but that won't stop the news from hitting like a ****ton of bricks. 363 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,770 The rat is Mike. 364 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,505 [gasps] 365 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,443 No. I mean, someone gave you some bad information. 366 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,510 That's not possible. 367 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,180 Oh, it's more than possible. It's the truth. 368 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,983 Jimmy Boy's on his way to his after-party right now, 369 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,186 and The Barron's got explicit instructions 370 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,689 to make sure that this is done by the after-after-after-party. 371 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:32,250 Do you have any idea where Mike is right now? 372 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,494 He's at the Zenith Hotel. 373 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,296 ****! 374 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,365 [indistinct chatter over TV] 375 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,480 [indistinct chatter over TV continues] 376 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,549 ****. ****. 377 00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:00,854 You can take a beat to process this. 378 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,524 But Mike will be street pizza by morning. 379 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,680 [Nick] Sosa's gone, Mike. 380 00:22:16,136 --> 00:22:17,837 Come on, unlock the door. 381 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,573 I'm not the rat, Nick. 382 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:22,976 [Nick] Yeah, I know. 383 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:25,979 You know? 384 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:28,140 Yeah. Somebody framed you. 385 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,884 How do you know that? 386 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:34,154 Because this isn't the first time I lived through tonight. 387 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,323 What? 388 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,427 How many times have you lived through tonight? 389 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:42,929 This is the second. 390 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:46,266 Okay, so you're from the future, is that it? 391 00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:48,201 - Exactly. - Don't **** with me, Nick. 392 00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:51,504 Listen, here's the thing. The first time that we went through tonight, 393 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,506 unfortunately, you died. 394 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,176 - I died? - Yeah, but that's why I'm back. 395 00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:59,846 I wanna try to right some wrongs here. So the plan tonight is very simple. 396 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,214 We just gotta keep you alive. 397 00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:03,583 Now, in order to do that, I'm gonna need your help. 398 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,190 But currently, there is a person out there, right now, 399 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,556 that could **** this whole thing up. And that person is me. 400 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,458 - You sound insane. - [Nick] No, I understand. 401 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,426 Eventually I'll be able to explain everything to you. 402 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,763 But the important thing right now is that we go locate Nick. Okay? 403 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,732 Present Nick. Future Nick. 404 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:19,799 Let's go. 405 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:27,974 Yeah. I'm not sure that there's a way that you can explain everything. 406 00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:30,377 Didn't you park right there? 407 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,811 [Nick] Uh-huh... 408 00:23:31,945 --> 00:23:32,946 [Mike] Oh, shit. 409 00:23:34,314 --> 00:23:35,482 I think you stole it. 410 00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,587 [crowd cheering] 411 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,655 [man] I'm so ****ed up! 412 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,562 Dumb*** Tony, you stupid ****! 413 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,131 Jimmy Boy, you son of a *****! 414 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:52,432 - Yeah. - [Jimmy Boy] Hey. 415 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:55,335 - You seen Jackie Napalm anywhere? - Ah, shit. You haven't heard? 416 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:57,504 He got blown away by some Canadians last month. 417 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,673 - Shut the **** up. - They're very violent people. 418 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,141 - I've never heard that before. - Yeah. 419 00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:03,343 - Damn! Jackie Napalm? - [Dumb*** Tony] Yeah. 420 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,979 RIP to a real one, man. 421 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,114 [snorting] 422 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:12,318 - Whoa! Damn. - How's your ****? 423 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:14,921 My what? 424 00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:18,692 You know how they say that 22 to 29 are the best years of your life, right? 425 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:21,928 You can stay up all night partying till the sun comes up. 426 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,799 But the best part about being that age, my dude, your **** still works. 427 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:29,502 Are you saying yours doesn't? 428 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,539 Well, it starts out hard. I don't wanna get into the details, but-- 429 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,107 Is this going somewhere? 430 00:24:34,174 --> 00:24:37,677 The thing is, getting pinched, doing time, my bro, that is not the tragedy. 431 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,980 That's fine. It's when you got pinched. Yeah. 432 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,450 They robbed you of your best **** years, my dude. 433 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:46,319 Why the **** would I wanna hear this depressing shit right now? 434 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:49,222 - Just making conversation. - Let me tell you somethin', Dumb*** Tony. 435 00:24:49,356 --> 00:24:50,357 Yeah? 436 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,859 You're a ******* dumb***. 437 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,527 [chuckles] Thanks, man. 438 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,463 [Sosa] Hey, Jimmy Boy! 439 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,664 [laughs] 440 00:24:57,731 --> 00:24:59,299 - [man] Oh, Sosa's here! - Dad! 441 00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:01,134 - [Sosa] Oh, yeah! - You made it! 442 00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:02,635 [man] What up, boss? 443 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:03,803 [Sosa] Hey! 444 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,573 - Oh, Jimmy Boy. Jimmy Boy. - Dad. 445 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,241 [Sosa laughs] 446 00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,343 [grunts] What the-- 447 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:13,380 [stuttering] Mr. Sosa. I-- Excuse me. I wouldn't-- 448 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,715 No, no. It's all right. 449 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,517 - Accidents happen, right? - [chuckles nervously] 450 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:19,185 - Yeah. Yeah. - [Sosa chuckles] 451 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,220 Hey, come here, pal. 452 00:25:22,155 --> 00:25:23,890 Hey. [laughs] 453 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,226 - [sighs] - [drunk man grunting in pain] 454 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,361 Jimmy Boy, how you likin' the festivities? 455 00:25:28,428 --> 00:25:30,960 Does Pooh Bear love honey? 456 00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:32,766 - Who? - Pooh Bear. 457 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,401 Does he love honey? 458 00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:36,403 - Who the **** is Pooh Bear? - The cartoon. 459 00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:38,772 You never seen The Tigger Movie? 460 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,740 - Does he like honey? - He likes honey! 461 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,275 - [Sosa] Oh, good! - And I love the party! 462 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,177 - [Sosa] Good! - [both laugh] 463 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:45,278 Listen here. 464 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:49,549 We got two more parties to go, and a surprise at the end of the night. 465 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:54,540 Someone who wronged you is gonna get their well-deserved comeuppance. 466 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:55,855 [chuckles] 467 00:25:56,456 --> 00:25:58,224 [drunk man whimpering in pain] 468 00:25:58,291 --> 00:25:59,592 Their what? 469 00:25:59,693 --> 00:26:01,127 His come-- Comeuppance? 470 00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:04,264 - **** yeah! Yeah, I love... - [drunk man grunting] 471 00:26:04,364 --> 00:26:06,366 I love comeuppance, Dad. 472 00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:07,734 - Mmm-hmm. - One of my favorite things. 473 00:26:07,801 --> 00:26:09,235 - [chuckles] - Yeah. I gotta be honest. 474 00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:11,471 I don't know what comeuppance is, but it sounds dope. 475 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,573 I don't know cartoons, you don't know big words. 476 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,774 - Who cares? - Who cares? 477 00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:16,609 - [both laugh] - Listen, 478 00:26:16,710 --> 00:26:19,145 go enjoy the rest of the party. Make up for lost time. 479 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:20,947 - All right, I'm on it. - All right. 480 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,882 [chuckles] 481 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:23,983 [thuds] 482 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,540 Get that shit outta here. 483 00:26:29,550 --> 00:26:30,557 Before it stinks up the place. 484 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:31,624 Okay. 485 00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:34,227 I know you're kinda busy right now, but can you chew gum 486 00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:36,930 and explain how the **** you're from the future at the same time? 487 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:38,131 [shushes] 488 00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:40,233 That's a tone that tells me you're not listening. 489 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:41,968 [groans] 490 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,103 - I'm listening. - Okay. 491 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:46,600 So six months from now, I step into a time machine. 492 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,641 - Like Doctor Who. You know, the TARDIS? - There's my headache. 493 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,311 You have no reference. It's like playing Pictionary with someone 494 00:26:51,344 --> 00:26:53,480 that doesn't have a lot of experience. So just try to focus 495 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:54,814 and see if you can get this, okay. 496 00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:57,350 I stepped into a time machine, 497 00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:00,653 and then when I stepped out of the machine, it's this afternoon. 498 00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:02,355 - A time machine? - [Nick] Yeah. 499 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,491 - You know Symon? - Symon? 500 00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:06,860 - Symon with a "Y"? - The nerdy, inventor guy? 501 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,596 I don't like labels, but you know what I mean. Likes to invent and do it. 502 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:10,864 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 503 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,465 - Oh, ****! - Mmm-hmm... 504 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,469 - Here you go. - [Alice] Symon! 505 00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:18,104 Hey! 506 00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:21,174 - Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. - Are you kidding me? Who cares? 507 00:27:21,274 --> 00:27:22,642 - Okay. Shall we? - [Alice] Yeah. 508 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:23,810 - [Symon] Okay. - [Alice] Cheers. 509 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:27,180 I heard that someone ran off to the courthouse and got married. 510 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,815 Did you get married? 511 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:29,883 What? 512 00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:31,985 Holy shit! 513 00:27:33,453 --> 00:27:34,988 Is it true what they say about him? 514 00:27:37,457 --> 00:27:38,458 About what? 515 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,394 Your husband, that he's... that he's like a... 516 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,397 Oh, that he's a gangster. 517 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,133 - Is he a gangster? - Yeah. Who knew? Not my mom. 518 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,336 - [laughs] - [Alice] Yeah, crazy. 519 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:51,338 - He loans money to people. - [Symon] Okay. 520 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:53,373 And if those people don't pay him with interest, 521 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:55,542 - then an enforcer breaks their legs. - That happens? 522 00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,110 Yeah. And if they still don't pay, well... 523 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,582 But, you know, when I met Nick, he was so funny. 524 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:05,418 I mean, he said he worked in sanitation, and I was like, 525 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,854 "Damn, that guy is driving garbage trucks." 526 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:11,358 Yeah, but then I realized that he was just, you know, killing people. 527 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:14,494 But, you know, I figured he was just this, like, 528 00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:15,862 guy that loved me. 529 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:19,766 Yeah. He was fun and exciting, and... 530 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:24,170 I mean, we can all forgive one thing about our partners, right? 531 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,506 Of course. Yeah. I mean, you once dated a guy 532 00:28:26,573 --> 00:28:28,775 - who was into close-up magic, right? - Exactly. 533 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,443 - But going back to Nick. - Dated me. 534 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,212 You see, after we got married, 535 00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:35,382 I realized that the one thing I was forgiving with him 536 00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:40,253 was actually a lot of *******... things. 537 00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:45,425 [chuckling] He was cheating on me all the time. 538 00:28:45,525 --> 00:28:47,894 He was not ****in' cheating on you. 539 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,262 Like... 540 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,398 - Why are we laughing? - It's... 541 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:54,634 - All the time. - This doesn't seem like we should laugh. 542 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:58,138 [laughs] It's really funny, right? 543 00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:00,407 - Yeah. - [Alice] Yeah. 544 00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:03,777 Anyway, um... 545 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:07,414 I'd really like to leave him. 546 00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:11,785 I would love to leave him, but if you know, like, a... 547 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:16,256 like, a non-dangerous way to leave a super-dangerous guy, I... 548 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:19,159 - I'd really appreciate it. - [Symon] Yeah. 549 00:29:19,659 --> 00:29:22,328 I don't... I don't... I don't know one right off the top of my head, 550 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:25,265 but goddamn, that story was-- Oh, my God, I loved that story. 551 00:29:25,398 --> 00:29:28,134 I appreciate the info dump, but I was actually... 552 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:31,471 I was actually asking that question for selfish reasons. 553 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,141 Um... 554 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,512 - You want a loan. - [Symon] I want a loan. Exactly. 555 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:41,481 Because I'm currently on a project right now, 556 00:29:41,581 --> 00:29:43,450 I'm lookin' for financing, and it's something 557 00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:46,419 that traditional investors can't ****in' wrap their heads around. 558 00:29:46,486 --> 00:29:48,355 Everybody's saying no. They don't understand. 559 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:50,190 - Right. - So, I need to find alternative methods 560 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,858 to get the funds I need. 561 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:55,795 You see, I think getting money from him could end very poorly for you. 562 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:59,990 I can't think of one way this could go wrong. 563 00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,201 - [Alice] Right. - We're gonna live forever. 564 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:04,804 So Symon with a "Y," Alice's ******* inventor friend, 565 00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:07,173 built a time machine with the money we loaned him? 566 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:09,376 Yeah, and you know how he's been dodgin' us lately 567 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:10,677 - over payments? - [Mike] Yeah. 568 00:30:10,777 --> 00:30:12,712 That doesn't change over the next six months, 569 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:17,183 and eventually, I have to track him down to his garage-slash-laboratory 570 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,519 to see if he'll cough up the money. 571 00:30:19,619 --> 00:30:21,721 But when I get there, he isn't home. 572 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,823 [beeps, machine whirrs] 573 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:28,461 [Nick] And that's when I see what he did with our money. 574 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,178 [whirrs] 575 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:48,481 [electronic trilling] 576 00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:59,392 [Nick] There's one day I've thought about a lot. 577 00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:01,895 That's today. 578 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:04,531 The day I die. Or died. 579 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:05,598 Yeah. 580 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,368 Like a video game. 581 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,720 [beeping] 582 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,352 - And it worked. - Uh-huh... 583 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:28,455 [warbling] 584 00:31:30,857 --> 00:31:32,225 Where is this time machine? 585 00:31:33,526 --> 00:31:36,629 Ah, that doesn't matter, because we can't really use it. 586 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:38,640 What do you mean? Why not? 587 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:41,468 - I might have accidentally blown it up. - What? 588 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:44,871 - [zaps] - [crackling] 589 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,974 It wasn't ****in' intentional. It just was one of these things that happened. 590 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:51,244 Why can't Symon fix it? Or build another one? Can't he? 591 00:31:52,812 --> 00:31:54,447 Um... 592 00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:55,782 Well... 593 00:31:55,815 --> 00:31:57,984 Nick, you didn't. 594 00:31:58,118 --> 00:32:00,253 [Nick] Well, when the doors of the time machine opened, 595 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:02,422 there was all this smoke and bright light. 596 00:32:02,455 --> 00:32:04,491 And I see someone pointing a gun at me. 597 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:06,326 And we both take a shot or two 598 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,896 and one of the bullets hit some sort of a tank, and, you know... 599 00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:11,798 God damn it, Nick! 600 00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:13,266 Well, yeah, and then I-- 601 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,235 It just kind of, you know, it was a moment, 602 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,937 and then accidentally, it was an accident, but then I shot him. 603 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,806 You accidentally accidentally shot him? 604 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,474 I shot him, and it wasn't on purpose. 605 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:23,777 Well, this ****in' sucks ***. 606 00:32:24,644 --> 00:32:26,346 - [Mike] God damn it! - [engine starts] 607 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,182 Get in the car. We got good news. You hear the purring? 608 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:32,986 Okay. We do not have the time machine, and Symon is dead. 609 00:32:33,190 --> 00:32:36,220 So, we get one chance to do this right. There's no do-overs. Okay? 610 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:37,824 - Great. - So, with that being said 611 00:32:37,857 --> 00:32:40,427 and being relaxed, let's just brainstorm in a great way. 612 00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:42,429 How do we find me? 613 00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:46,299 - What? You didn't plan for this? - I had a plan for this. 614 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:48,935 My plan was to knock me out and put me in the trunk. 615 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,671 Well, doesn't your car have, like, a GPS tracker or something, 616 00:32:51,771 --> 00:32:53,606 in case it gets stolen? 617 00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:55,175 That's good. Let me see your phone. 618 00:32:55,942 --> 00:32:57,143 Why do you wanna see my phone? 619 00:32:57,277 --> 00:33:00,313 Well, I don't know if two phones can exist in the same times-- 620 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:03,616 I don't know how this works, my phone gives me nothin'. 621 00:33:03,683 --> 00:33:05,885 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Take it. Whatever. 622 00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:12,726 [Future Nick] I'd like to report my car stolen. 623 00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:15,729 [Present Nick] Yeah, he shows up at my house, 624 00:33:15,862 --> 00:33:17,664 and then me and him end up getting into it. 625 00:33:17,697 --> 00:33:20,700 He takes my bowling trophy, he smashes it across my jaw. 626 00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:22,569 The guy's completely lost his mind. 627 00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:24,304 It's like he's on tilt or something. 628 00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:26,539 [Sosa] The Barron thinks he's at the Zenith Hotel. 629 00:33:26,639 --> 00:33:29,309 I need to give him a call. Where the **** you at? 630 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:32,579 I'm just at the gas station finishin' up, then I'll head to the after-party. 631 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:35,150 - [Sosa] Get your *** over here. - All right, I'll see you there. 632 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:46,226 There I am. 633 00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:49,362 - [Present Nick] Hi, how are you? - Good. 634 00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:52,899 Good. I was gonna try some sugar-free candy. 635 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:55,869 Candy? Candy is sugar. 636 00:33:55,902 --> 00:33:58,271 Well, you've heard of, like, a vegetarian hotdog? 637 00:33:58,338 --> 00:33:59,839 - [cashier] Yeah. - There's no meat. 638 00:33:59,906 --> 00:34:01,441 It's just the looks. 639 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,176 - [cashier] Right. - But it tastes... 640 00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:06,279 - So like that, but for candy. - I have cookies that have sugar in them, 641 00:34:06,379 --> 00:34:08,882 and you can get four of them for the price of two of them. 642 00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:11,510 No, I'm not interested in getting upsold on cookies. 643 00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:13,219 - I'm interested in the candy. - Right. 644 00:34:13,286 --> 00:34:14,688 Right? But it doesn't have sugar. 645 00:34:14,754 --> 00:34:16,756 I'm picking up what you're putting down, I think. 646 00:34:16,856 --> 00:34:19,859 You're looking for a candy bar that doesn't exist. 647 00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:22,562 Okay, I... I don't know how else to say it to you, bro, 648 00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:24,898 but the sugar-free candy exists. 649 00:34:24,964 --> 00:34:27,330 Well... Bro... 650 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,735 Oh, would you look at that? 651 00:34:28,768 --> 00:34:30,570 Mmm, looks like we're all out of stock 652 00:34:30,637 --> 00:34:33,907 of fairy-tale ****in' made-up candy bars, you ******* moron. 653 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,809 Can I help you with anything we have? 654 00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:38,712 You know, I've had a very bad night tonight. 655 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:41,614 I ******* hate myself. 656 00:34:42,782 --> 00:34:45,952 Okay, this feels like a bit of an overreaction. 657 00:34:45,985 --> 00:34:47,420 We gotta do this thing quick. 658 00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:49,723 When I called it in, they would've notified the cops. 659 00:34:49,823 --> 00:34:52,726 That means we got about 20 or 30 minutes for response time, 660 00:34:52,826 --> 00:34:53,993 - and then maybe-- - Nick. 661 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:55,950 Yeah. 662 00:34:57,564 --> 00:34:59,265 - Are you kidding me? - [siren blares] 663 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:03,770 All right. When they come in here, you don't say shit. 664 00:35:03,837 --> 00:35:04,838 - You understand? - Yeah. 665 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,107 Oh, Jesus, I mean, I didn't expect them to respond instantly. 666 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,775 This wasn't one of your brighter ideas. 667 00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:10,844 [indistinct radio chatter] 668 00:35:16,983 --> 00:35:18,451 Just be cool. 669 00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:21,521 Hey, we're looking for the guy who has the Audi. 670 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:25,158 - Nick? - Hey. What's up, Sam? 671 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:27,761 You reported your car stolen. 672 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:30,296 - Uh-uh. No. - [Sam] Okay. 673 00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,980 Well, we got the call. 674 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:35,268 - Ah, that's confusing. I don't know. - Yeah. [chuckles] 675 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:37,303 - Talk about ****in' luck. - What? 676 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:39,939 That's Samantha Scheer. We're fine. 677 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:41,641 Who, the cop? You know her? 678 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,978 Yeah, it's Christina Aguilera featuring Redman. 679 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:47,447 - Huh? - Dirty. 680 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:48,982 Oh. 681 00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:51,170 That's a good tune. 682 00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,853 Must have been a prank. 683 00:35:53,887 --> 00:35:55,722 Yeah, must've... must've been... 684 00:35:55,855 --> 00:35:57,857 - Okay. Nice seeing you. - All right. Yeah, you too. 685 00:35:57,991 --> 00:36:00,460 Uh, this guy here has a gun. He pulled it on me. 686 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:01,795 Pulled a gun on me. 687 00:36:01,861 --> 00:36:04,364 - What did you say? - [cashier] Um... 688 00:36:04,898 --> 00:36:07,333 This guy pulled a gun on me. 689 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,170 Nick is a pillar of the community. 690 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:11,971 He would do no such thing. 691 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,408 Well, Pillar Boy over here definitely pulled a gun on me, 692 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:17,744 - and I have it on video, so... - No, you don't. 693 00:36:17,811 --> 00:36:19,679 - Yeah, I do. - [Sam] Hey! 694 00:36:19,746 --> 00:36:23,850 People who don't have things on video don't have lifelong problems. 695 00:36:25,385 --> 00:36:27,487 - Oh... - [Sam] Yeah. 696 00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:29,220 [cashier] Okay. 697 00:36:29,723 --> 00:36:32,158 What if I just, uh, delete 698 00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:35,895 all of the footage from this evening? 699 00:36:35,895 --> 00:36:37,564 Now, I think that's a great idea. 700 00:36:37,664 --> 00:36:39,599 - It's a great idea. - Good idea, citizen. 701 00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:41,534 Great seeing you, Nick. 702 00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:43,903 Hey, great to see you, Sam. Say hi to your lucky hubby of yours. 703 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,338 Oh. Ex-hubby. 704 00:36:45,438 --> 00:36:47,273 So, maybe you just say hi to me. 705 00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:48,375 Oh... 706 00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:57,450 That doesn't feel like "don't say shit," does it? Hmm? 707 00:37:02,455 --> 00:37:03,556 [bell dings] 708 00:37:03,623 --> 00:37:06,626 Whoa, I gotta stop drinking while I am on edibles, man. 709 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:08,728 What? 710 00:37:09,963 --> 00:37:11,197 You're behind you, dude. 711 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:16,803 [clang] 712 00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:17,904 [thuds] 713 00:37:21,107 --> 00:37:22,308 Is he out? 714 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:23,610 - Yeah. - [cashier] Thanks. 715 00:37:24,144 --> 00:37:25,712 That guy that looks just like you? 716 00:37:26,146 --> 00:37:27,414 Huge ****. 717 00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:30,984 [grunting] 718 00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:35,255 [♪ romantic pop music playing, Sheena Easton "9 to 5"] 719 00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:36,389 **** you. 720 00:37:36,823 --> 00:37:38,658 - Get away from me! - What the ****? 721 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:39,759 Where'd he go? 722 00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:42,950 - I can't see great. You? - No, no. 723 00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:43,897 I'm gonna take four. You take two. 724 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,899 Okay, he's on aisle three. I saw him. 725 00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:47,300 Okay, we'll head him off. 726 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,740 [exclaiming] 727 00:37:58,845 --> 00:38:00,180 [Present Nick] Who the **** are you? 728 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,160 [grunting] 729 00:38:08,755 --> 00:38:10,230 [Present Nick] What the ****, Mike? 730 00:38:12,826 --> 00:38:13,860 Son of a *****. 731 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:15,929 [grunts, groans] 732 00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:17,297 [coughs] 733 00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:20,300 - [Mike yells] - [Present Nick grunting] 734 00:38:21,868 --> 00:38:23,837 [Future Nick and Present Nick grunting] 735 00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:31,144 [both continue grunting] 736 00:38:34,714 --> 00:38:36,716 [crashing] 737 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:42,355 [Present Nick groaning] 738 00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:46,526 [cashier] I don't know what the **** you three are up to, 739 00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:50,530 but someone elbowed me in the eye and that is not cool. 740 00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:53,199 Yeah. My apologies that you had to witness all this. 741 00:38:53,299 --> 00:38:56,503 This went a lot further than we expected. 742 00:38:56,536 --> 00:38:57,804 This is why I'm quitting. 743 00:38:58,705 --> 00:39:00,173 I'm not talking about the killing. 744 00:39:00,306 --> 00:39:02,375 Talking about all of it. I can't do this anymore. 745 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:05,512 All right, I understand. Let's just get him tied up and get him in the trunk. 746 00:39:12,318 --> 00:39:15,188 Okay, so who's this contract killer Sosa hired to kill me? 747 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:17,390 Have you ever heard of The Barron? 748 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:21,161 Yeah. Maybe that's a good thing. 749 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:23,730 Why? How bad could it be? 750 00:39:25,932 --> 00:39:28,735 I mean, he's a A-plus killer and... 751 00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:32,105 he eats his targets. 752 00:39:34,174 --> 00:39:35,775 - He what? - Cannibal assassin. 753 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,512 - Shut the **** up. - Swear to God. 754 00:39:39,579 --> 00:39:41,781 - Shut the **** up. - That's his signature move. 755 00:39:41,881 --> 00:39:43,950 - Shut the **** up. - He's both things. 756 00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:46,219 He's an assassin and he's a cannibal. 757 00:39:46,286 --> 00:39:48,221 And he takes both of them very seriously. 758 00:39:48,688 --> 00:39:49,856 I don't wanna be eaten, Nick. 759 00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:52,625 No, I understand. I agree. It's not an ideal situation. 760 00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:54,194 Okay, so, do me a favor. 761 00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:55,895 I want you to text Alice 762 00:39:55,929 --> 00:39:58,231 and tell her to meet us in the parking garage 763 00:39:58,264 --> 00:40:00,266 at 556 McClintock Boulevard, Downtown. 764 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,402 Wait a minute. Why Alice? Why? 765 00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:04,571 Because at some point, Sosa's gonna figure out 766 00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:05,939 that I'm working with you 767 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,941 and I wanna make sure Alice is safe. 768 00:40:07,974 --> 00:40:09,242 Okay. But what... 769 00:40:10,443 --> 00:40:12,278 I don't know if I have-- Why are you asking me this? 770 00:40:12,379 --> 00:40:13,380 Don't you know her number? 771 00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:15,115 I don't have it memorized. 772 00:40:15,715 --> 00:40:17,484 Are you positive you don't have her number? 773 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,952 Am I positive I don't have her number? 774 00:40:18,985 --> 00:40:22,322 I mean, are you positive about-- Is anybody positive about anything? 775 00:40:22,422 --> 00:40:23,423 Not sure. 776 00:40:24,624 --> 00:40:26,426 But I'll look. There's a lot of As in here. 777 00:40:27,394 --> 00:40:28,495 "Alexandria." 778 00:40:29,662 --> 00:40:31,631 Oh. Oh. [chuckles] 779 00:40:31,731 --> 00:40:34,601 I do have it. It's under "Nick's wife." [chuckles] 780 00:40:34,734 --> 00:40:36,169 You text, I drive. 781 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:07,801 So a nightmare fuel assassin has Mike in his sights, 782 00:41:07,934 --> 00:41:10,437 and you're trying to help him survive the night. 783 00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:11,671 Is that the macro here? 784 00:41:12,305 --> 00:41:13,506 Mostly. 785 00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:18,712 But with one important wrinkle and... show's gonna be easier than tell. 786 00:41:18,812 --> 00:41:20,480 [Alice] Oh. Mysterious. 787 00:41:20,547 --> 00:41:22,315 Just a heads up, you're gonna freak out a little, 788 00:41:22,382 --> 00:41:23,883 and then you're gonna have some questions. 789 00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:34,394 - Holy shit. - Mmm-hmm... 790 00:41:43,536 --> 00:41:44,637 So there's two Nicks? 791 00:41:45,338 --> 00:41:47,807 Do you have some questions? I imagine you have some. 792 00:41:47,907 --> 00:41:49,142 I had a lot of questions. 793 00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:50,677 Well, I do have a question. 794 00:41:51,644 --> 00:41:54,481 Which Nick's from the future? 795 00:41:55,415 --> 00:41:58,510 - What? How did you know that? - Oh, are you from the past? 796 00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:01,855 I'm from the future, six months from now. 797 00:42:01,921 --> 00:42:02,922 How did you... 798 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,491 Well, Symon's my friend, remember? 799 00:42:04,557 --> 00:42:06,693 I mean, he told me why he wanted money from you guys, 800 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,397 but I thought he was a ******* kook, but... God damn! 801 00:42:11,264 --> 00:42:14,334 Symon figured how to ******* time travel? 802 00:42:15,368 --> 00:42:16,870 I was kind of excited for you to freak out. 803 00:42:16,903 --> 00:42:18,905 - This has been a letdown. - [Future Nick] All right. 804 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:21,508 - Let me wake him up here. - Wait. 805 00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:24,244 Come on. There you go. 806 00:42:25,512 --> 00:42:26,513 Hi. 807 00:42:28,782 --> 00:42:29,783 What's happening? 808 00:42:30,684 --> 00:42:31,685 I'm you. 809 00:42:32,352 --> 00:42:33,620 And you're coming with us. 810 00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:42,280 - Symon with a "Y" built a time machine? - Yep. 811 00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:43,730 - And it works? - Yeah. 812 00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:44,798 Obviously. 813 00:42:45,231 --> 00:42:46,533 I thought you were a clone. 814 00:42:46,599 --> 00:42:48,568 Well, clones aren't real, dummy. 815 00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:52,472 Right. And time machines are super grounded in reality. 816 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:57,143 You know, uh, Mike and Alice are *******, right? 817 00:42:57,243 --> 00:42:58,244 [spits] 818 00:42:58,311 --> 00:43:00,460 - [Future Nick] Yeah, I know. - You know? 819 00:43:00,146 --> 00:43:01,781 I'm from the future. 820 00:43:01,881 --> 00:43:04,951 I get this is shocking to those two, but you should at least realize 821 00:43:04,984 --> 00:43:06,586 I know everything you know, right? 822 00:43:06,653 --> 00:43:08,254 Yeah, totally. Yeah, I get it. 823 00:43:08,822 --> 00:43:09,989 When did you find out? 824 00:43:10,457 --> 00:43:12,158 The day before Jimmy Boy's party. 825 00:43:12,826 --> 00:43:13,893 So yesterday? 826 00:43:13,927 --> 00:43:17,764 And present you is clearly unbelievably pissed about it, correct? 827 00:43:17,897 --> 00:43:18,965 No, not at all. 828 00:43:19,990 --> 00:43:22,135 I mean, personal betrayal just fills me with immense joy. 829 00:43:22,168 --> 00:43:24,738 Okay, my life is on the line 'cause Sosa thinks I'm the rat, 830 00:43:24,804 --> 00:43:25,939 and I'm just now figuring out 831 00:43:25,972 --> 00:43:27,574 - who framed me. - Right. 832 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,975 - They did. - Yeah. 833 00:43:28,975 --> 00:43:30,510 Well, technically it was him. 834 00:43:30,977 --> 00:43:32,912 - I'm here to fix it. - Wow, terrific. 835 00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:34,614 We are ****ed. 836 00:43:34,681 --> 00:43:36,182 [Future Nick] We've all made mistakes. 837 00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:37,984 Let's try and put that behind us. 838 00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:41,187 Right now, we need to focus on keeping Mike and Alice alive. 839 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,230 Right. 840 00:43:43,890 --> 00:43:45,692 So the four of us are gonna lie low together now, right? 841 00:43:45,825 --> 00:43:47,930 Yeah, where are we headed? 842 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,695 Some place no one knows about. 843 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:49,796 Our apartment. 844 00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:51,498 Our apartment? 845 00:43:51,598 --> 00:43:53,533 Well... the Nicks. 846 00:43:53,633 --> 00:43:55,301 - Me and him. - I'm sorry. 847 00:43:55,869 --> 00:43:57,771 You have an apartment that I don't know about? 848 00:43:57,837 --> 00:44:00,507 Yeah. Sometimes I just need a little space. 849 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,810 Okay. Let's not lie about why we have the apartment. 850 00:44:03,943 --> 00:44:05,879 We don't need to open that can of worms. 851 00:44:06,479 --> 00:44:09,649 All right. Everybody, let's just try and keep this professional. 852 00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:11,651 [Alice] I'm sorry. 853 00:44:12,285 --> 00:44:15,155 [scoffs] Is this... Is this a love shack? 854 00:44:16,489 --> 00:44:19,726 Oh, this is a love shack. Right. 855 00:44:19,826 --> 00:44:22,620 And you've got all of your own little secrets 856 00:44:22,128 --> 00:44:24,297 and you still framed Mike to get killed? 857 00:44:24,397 --> 00:44:25,799 By a ******* cannibal. 858 00:44:26,399 --> 00:44:29,235 He didn't wanna sneak behind your back. I told him not to tell you 859 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,970 because you are ******* impulsive 860 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:32,672 and here you are, proving me right. 861 00:44:32,739 --> 00:44:34,841 Yeah, but I never thought someone would end up eating me. 862 00:44:34,974 --> 00:44:38,345 Okay. To be fair, neither of us knew Sosa was gonna hire The Barron. 863 00:44:38,345 --> 00:44:40,847 We were expecting a snappier death. 864 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,649 One shot to the head type of deal. 865 00:44:45,510 --> 00:44:47,200 I guess that does make me feel better. 866 00:44:47,530 --> 00:44:49,550 See? That's a great attitude, Mike. 867 00:44:49,155 --> 00:44:51,758 Let's all try to build on that, okay? Great. 868 00:44:53,226 --> 00:44:54,260 [sighs] 869 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,512 - ************. - [Future Nick] All right, take a seat. 870 00:45:12,545 --> 00:45:15,150 And don't try anything or I'll have to tackle you. 871 00:45:15,115 --> 00:45:17,117 I certainly can't shoot you because then I'll be dead. 872 00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:19,190 Go, go. 873 00:45:19,619 --> 00:45:21,210 Why would you be dead? 874 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:24,224 Well, if Present Nick dies, Future Nick no longer exists. 875 00:45:24,224 --> 00:45:25,225 Yeah, makes sense. 876 00:45:25,759 --> 00:45:27,460 I don't think that's how it works. 877 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,640 Well, I'm not gonna take a risk to find out which one of us is correct. 878 00:45:31,197 --> 00:45:32,399 Let's just ask Symon. 879 00:45:40,907 --> 00:45:42,375 [scoffs] You... You didn't. 880 00:45:46,379 --> 00:45:47,380 Symon's... 881 00:45:49,215 --> 00:45:50,216 dead? 882 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:51,985 Well, it wasn't on purpose. 883 00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:54,554 Symon's dead. 884 00:46:05,498 --> 00:46:08,301 Okay, give her a little minute. She'll need some time to process this. 885 00:46:08,401 --> 00:46:10,637 You don't have to tell me how my wife reacts to stuff. 886 00:46:10,737 --> 00:46:12,105 I'm just saying she's a little upset. 887 00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:14,307 - She's gonna-- - No I understand she gets very emotional. 888 00:46:16,976 --> 00:46:18,845 [Mike] Because I'm not saying it in an arrogant way. 889 00:46:18,945 --> 00:46:20,313 - [Future Nick] I took it arrogant. - Ow! 890 00:46:20,413 --> 00:46:21,414 God! 891 00:46:21,481 --> 00:46:24,517 What are you, ******* crazy? I didn't kill Symon. 892 00:46:24,617 --> 00:46:26,186 [breathing heavily] It's a science experiment. 893 00:46:26,319 --> 00:46:28,188 By the way, it's not like you don't deserve it. 894 00:46:28,254 --> 00:46:30,657 If Future Nick has a scar, your theory is right. 895 00:46:30,690 --> 00:46:31,991 And if he doesn't, then I'm right. 896 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,993 [Present Nick] This isn't a science experiment, Alice. 897 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,290 - It's my leg. - [Alice] Oh, please. You have bandages, 898 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:37,797 super glue. Duct tape? You'll be fine. 899 00:46:37,864 --> 00:46:39,432 Go clean yourself up like a big boy. 900 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:41,935 I'm supposed to go play doctor with ropes around my wrist? 901 00:46:41,968 --> 00:46:44,704 Oh, please. It's not the first time you've taken down your pants in this place 902 00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:47,273 - with your hands tied, is it? - Look, I can't stand being around you. 903 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,675 He can go to the bathroom on his own. 904 00:46:48,775 --> 00:46:50,977 It's not like he'll jump out of the window on the 17th floor. 905 00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:52,145 Yeah, he won't go anywhere. 906 00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:55,181 - Go. - I can't wait to get away from you. 907 00:46:55,281 --> 00:46:57,170 With pleasure. [groans] 908 00:47:04,190 --> 00:47:05,859 I love the decoration in this place. 909 00:47:05,992 --> 00:47:07,727 I can't believe my friend is dead. 910 00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:10,397 [chuckles] I think I need a minute. 911 00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:12,632 [sighs] Where's the liquor in your ****-den? 912 00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:15,680 ****-den might be a little strong for the place, 913 00:47:15,135 --> 00:47:16,636 but the bar is right over there. 914 00:47:16,703 --> 00:47:17,704 Thank you. 915 00:47:18,371 --> 00:47:20,206 Yep. There's a scar, I was right. 916 00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:21,341 [Alice] Congrats. 917 00:47:21,908 --> 00:47:24,377 - Are you really in love with Stabby Lady? - Yeah. 918 00:47:25,211 --> 00:47:27,414 Yes, I really am. And you haven't been in love with her 919 00:47:27,547 --> 00:47:28,815 for a really long time. So... 920 00:47:28,882 --> 00:47:30,150 - What? - Yeah. 921 00:47:30,216 --> 00:47:32,552 - Where'd you get that from? - [Mike] What? You told me. 922 00:47:32,585 --> 00:47:35,422 You said, "Alice and I are done." I said, "Are you sure?" 923 00:47:35,555 --> 00:47:37,924 And you said, "I've never been more sure of anything in my life." 924 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,250 I said, "Really? For real?" 925 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,610 And you said, "Do you have a hearing problem, ****head?" 926 00:47:41,161 --> 00:47:42,762 I said, "Hey! I'm just making sure." 927 00:47:42,862 --> 00:47:44,864 And you said, "I cannot possibly be more clear here. 928 00:47:44,931 --> 00:47:46,733 "I have zero romantic feelings for Alice. 929 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:48,735 "I don't care what she does, who she ****s. 930 00:47:48,768 --> 00:47:50,670 "I don't care about any of it. We're done." 931 00:47:52,539 --> 00:47:54,708 Now that you're saying it out loud, I remember parts of that. 932 00:47:54,774 --> 00:47:57,100 Okay, those were your words verbatim. And I took it literally. 933 00:47:57,770 --> 00:48:00,130 No, I uh... Now that you're saying it, I understand. I remember... 934 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,415 I think it was after a fight or something, but my God, 935 00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:04,217 - you have a hell of a memory. - Yeah. 936 00:48:04,884 --> 00:48:05,885 [Alice] Nick? 937 00:48:07,187 --> 00:48:08,855 What the ****? 938 00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:14,694 You... have... 939 00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:15,762 [cat meows] 940 00:48:17,630 --> 00:48:18,640 ...a cat. 941 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:25,238 That's Kingpin. 942 00:48:25,305 --> 00:48:26,406 Kingpin the Cat. 943 00:48:26,539 --> 00:48:29,876 Oh, you have a cat named Kingpin that I don't know about. 944 00:48:29,943 --> 00:48:32,245 Just when I thought I'd grasped the level of your deceit. 945 00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:33,380 But you're allergic. 946 00:48:33,413 --> 00:48:36,249 Yeah, I'm a little allergic. Could've been a conversation. 947 00:48:36,383 --> 00:48:38,251 Yeah, I'm sure that would have went well. 948 00:48:38,318 --> 00:48:41,154 By the way, the other day, Kingpin walked into the bathroom, 949 00:48:41,254 --> 00:48:43,256 then he crawled into the bathtub, 950 00:48:43,323 --> 00:48:45,325 squatted directly over the drain, 951 00:48:45,425 --> 00:48:46,760 and he peed right into it. 952 00:48:46,826 --> 00:48:49,295 - Wow. That's incredible. - [Future Nick] I know! 953 00:48:49,329 --> 00:48:51,264 It's like he's an engineer or something. 954 00:48:51,297 --> 00:48:52,799 He has a bladder infection. 955 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:56,136 - He does? - [Alice] Yes. 956 00:48:56,970 --> 00:49:00,730 Not this Kingpin, but future Kingpin, probably. 957 00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:01,941 That's why they pee in tubs. 958 00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:04,511 You didn't think of looking it up to know what it meant? 959 00:49:04,577 --> 00:49:07,800 - Nah, I just thought it was cool. - Yeah. 960 00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:09,182 Yeah. You're a bad cat dad, dude. 961 00:49:09,249 --> 00:49:10,517 Not a bad cat dad. 962 00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:14,487 Bad cat vet? Maybe. But great cat daddy. Right? 963 00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:17,924 Pet drama aside, it's a little after midnight. 964 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,260 - Right. - [Future Nick] All right. 965 00:49:20,627 --> 00:49:23,463 Time for the after-after-party. 966 00:49:23,963 --> 00:49:26,933 I found Mike. He's tied up and ready. He's gift-wrapped for The Barron. 967 00:49:27,330 --> 00:49:29,302 [Sosa] And they say miracles never happen. 968 00:49:29,369 --> 00:49:30,970 I'll text you the time and place. 969 00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:33,773 [Future Nick] I have a plan to keep Mike alive. 970 00:49:34,341 --> 00:49:36,943 But the only chance we have for this plan to work 971 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,978 is for all four of us to be on board. 972 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:41,881 So... 973 00:49:42,782 --> 00:49:46,186 I think it's important that the four of us clear the air first. 974 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:48,855 Alice. 975 00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:52,292 When did you know it was over between us? 976 00:49:54,794 --> 00:49:57,330 Well, there wasn't, like, a specific moment, I guess. 977 00:49:57,397 --> 00:49:58,565 No, I think there was. 978 00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:02,902 I think there was a very specific turning point. It was distinct. 979 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:05,138 - Really? When? - A few months ago. 980 00:50:05,739 --> 00:50:07,674 When I took that trip to Canada? 981 00:50:07,741 --> 00:50:08,842 With Jackie Napalm? 982 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:11,770 The Jess argument. 983 00:50:12,746 --> 00:50:14,414 - Jess? - We don't know anyone named Jess. 984 00:50:14,547 --> 00:50:15,582 Rory and Jess. 985 00:50:15,648 --> 00:50:18,184 You said that Jess was the worst boyfriend in the show. 986 00:50:18,818 --> 00:50:21,187 - Jess sucks. - You watch Gilmore Girls? 987 00:50:21,254 --> 00:50:23,523 Well, I mean, I watch it when she's watching. 988 00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:26,590 I mean, I watch it when it's on. 989 00:50:26,159 --> 00:50:28,328 - We love it. - [Mike] Why do you hate Jess? 990 00:50:28,395 --> 00:50:30,497 I mean, I think he's okay, but he's not-- 991 00:50:30,563 --> 00:50:33,660 Wait, you-- You watch Gilmore Girls? 992 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,235 Yeah. Yeah. 993 00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:37,704 You said... You said it was your favorite show two weeks ago, 994 00:50:37,737 --> 00:50:39,239 so I thought I'd watch it. So I watched it. 995 00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:41,574 So I watched, uh... all of it. 996 00:50:41,675 --> 00:50:43,710 I mean, that's like 170 episodes. 997 00:50:43,743 --> 00:50:45,111 157 episodes. 998 00:50:45,211 --> 00:50:47,113 I think that's mathematically impossible. 999 00:50:47,213 --> 00:50:49,416 No. No, it's not. No, I did it. 1000 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:53,353 Yeah, Jess is fine. I mean, he's a cute guy, 1001 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,210 but, you know, he's wrong for Rory. 1002 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,456 - Totally wrong. - [Mike] And I never said 1003 00:50:56,589 --> 00:50:57,624 he was the worst boyfriend. 1004 00:50:57,691 --> 00:50:59,959 The worst boyfriend is obviously Dean. 1005 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,194 - Dean? - Yeah. 1006 00:51:01,261 --> 00:51:02,729 Logan is the worst boyfriend. 1007 00:51:02,862 --> 00:51:05,532 - Logan's the best boyfriend on the show. - Logan? 1008 00:51:05,632 --> 00:51:06,900 What the ****, Mike? 1009 00:51:06,966 --> 00:51:08,635 - Are you nuts? - Is that controversial? 1010 00:51:08,735 --> 00:51:12,772 Rory is the worst when she's with him. I mean, he's a terrible influence on her. 1011 00:51:12,906 --> 00:51:15,709 They're good for each other. A lot in common. They're both spoiled. 1012 00:51:15,775 --> 00:51:17,377 - Rory's not spoiled. - [Alice] Thank you. 1013 00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:18,945 Her grandparents paid for Chilton. 1014 00:51:19,790 --> 00:51:21,781 Okay. Richard Gilmore worked super hard for his money, 1015 00:51:21,915 --> 00:51:24,417 and he wants to spend it on somebody that he loves. 1016 00:51:24,484 --> 00:51:27,530 And when they offered to pay for Yale, 1017 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,123 Rory insisted that it would be a ******* loan, Mike. 1018 00:51:30,223 --> 00:51:31,224 [Mike] Okay, whatever. 1019 00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:34,661 All these arguments about who's right for Rory are a waste of time anyway 1020 00:51:34,728 --> 00:51:38,131 because none of these guys are technically right for her anyway. 1021 00:51:38,231 --> 00:51:39,232 [Future Nick] None of them? 1022 00:51:39,733 --> 00:51:41,735 No, she doesn't end up with any of these guys. 1023 00:51:41,835 --> 00:51:43,403 She's single and pregnant at the end. 1024 00:51:43,503 --> 00:51:46,906 Wait a second. It ends with Rory being single and pregnant? 1025 00:51:46,973 --> 00:51:49,342 Oh, yeah, that's in the Netflix episodes. 1026 00:51:49,409 --> 00:51:52,112 - Eh. Haven't seen those. - I mean, you watch 'em later. 1027 00:51:52,746 --> 00:51:53,813 [Alice] Yeah, I guess it's-- 1028 00:51:53,913 --> 00:51:56,149 I mean, it's clever to make Rory a single mother 1029 00:51:56,249 --> 00:52:00,186 just like Lorelai, but... it's not a good ending. 1030 00:52:00,286 --> 00:52:02,880 I'll tell what's not a good ending. 1031 00:52:02,789 --> 00:52:06,626 It's somebody becoming a single mom because a cannibal hitman... 1032 00:52:07,594 --> 00:52:09,529 eats the unknowing dad. 1033 00:52:10,330 --> 00:52:11,331 Jesus. 1034 00:52:11,865 --> 00:52:14,868 I mean, I heard the Netflix season was weird, but **** me. 1035 00:52:14,968 --> 00:52:17,704 I'm not talking about the show here, Nick. 1036 00:52:19,205 --> 00:52:20,874 I'm talking about Mike and Alice. 1037 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,376 That's why I came back. 1038 00:52:24,544 --> 00:52:25,545 To try and... 1039 00:52:26,546 --> 00:52:28,214 change the ending of their story. 1040 00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:33,620 I didn't want your kid growing up without Mike. 1041 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:41,270 [♪ somber music playing] 1042 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,370 [gasps] 1043 00:52:52,706 --> 00:52:53,707 My kid? 1044 00:52:54,908 --> 00:52:55,909 Our kid. 1045 00:52:59,546 --> 00:53:01,581 You find out the day of Mike's funeral. 1046 00:53:13,693 --> 00:53:15,729 [Future Nick] Look, guys, we can talk about this all night, 1047 00:53:16,229 --> 00:53:17,731 but we have a cannibal problem. 1048 00:53:18,498 --> 00:53:20,700 And it's gonna take all four of us to fix it. 1049 00:53:21,568 --> 00:53:23,203 You want my help saving Mike? 1050 00:53:24,170 --> 00:53:25,372 [Future Nick] Nick, listen to me. 1051 00:53:25,905 --> 00:53:27,741 I know that you're angry right now, 1052 00:53:28,875 --> 00:53:30,100 but people can change. 1053 00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:31,511 Can they? 1054 00:53:32,545 --> 00:53:34,280 [Future Nick] They can certainly feel less angry. 1055 00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:37,117 Now, you with us or not? 1056 00:53:46,459 --> 00:53:47,894 - [meows] - The Barron likes 1057 00:53:47,961 --> 00:53:49,896 to take his victims alive. 1058 00:53:51,464 --> 00:53:52,465 Alive? 1059 00:53:52,532 --> 00:53:55,402 This is actually a good thing for us. This helps us. 1060 00:53:55,535 --> 00:53:57,103 He took me alive last time? 1061 00:53:57,203 --> 00:54:00,874 He showed up at the hotel while Alice was in the shower, 1062 00:54:00,907 --> 00:54:03,376 and you were gone by the time she got out. 1063 00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:05,945 You said you have a plan, right? 1064 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,314 You and Nick, you stay here. 1065 00:54:08,915 --> 00:54:10,417 The Barron will come knocking. 1066 00:54:10,483 --> 00:54:14,454 Now we play it like we are voluntarily giving Mike away. 1067 00:54:14,487 --> 00:54:17,457 - Like we're happy that Mike is dying. - [Mike] Oh, God. 1068 00:54:17,490 --> 00:54:19,426 - [Present Nick] Mm-hmm. - But once he's inside, 1069 00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:20,760 you allow The Barron to take Mike. 1070 00:54:20,827 --> 00:54:23,329 - What? - Wait, what-- let who take who? 1071 00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:26,633 I am going to be waiting for The Barron and Mike 1072 00:54:26,733 --> 00:54:29,102 when they get off the elevator in the parking garage. 1073 00:54:29,169 --> 00:54:30,570 I'm gonna have a clean shot. 1074 00:54:30,670 --> 00:54:33,239 Why not shoot him when he shows up in the parking garage? 1075 00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:34,574 - Hmm. - [Future Nick] Nobody knows 1076 00:54:34,607 --> 00:54:36,900 - what The Barron looks like. - [sighs] 1077 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,311 Nobody knows what age The Barron is. 1078 00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:44,184 What we will do is have Alice text me what The Barron looks like 1079 00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:47,287 the second Mike has exited the apartment. 1080 00:54:47,354 --> 00:54:49,656 Okay, does everyone understand this plan? 1081 00:54:49,689 --> 00:54:52,158 Which is designed entirely to keep me alive? 1082 00:54:52,258 --> 00:54:53,259 Yes, baby. 1083 00:54:54,294 --> 00:54:55,295 I'm good. 1084 00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:56,963 Yeah? 1085 00:54:57,300 --> 00:55:00,330 Well, it's my plan so I understand it perfectly. 1086 00:55:01,101 --> 00:55:03,103 All right. Let's get hyped. 1087 00:55:03,536 --> 00:55:05,338 - It's go time. - Relax. 1088 00:55:05,438 --> 00:55:06,506 [purring] 1089 00:55:06,539 --> 00:55:08,541 [Alice] Yes. Yes, we're in our positions. 1090 00:55:11,544 --> 00:55:12,545 Okay. 1091 00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:17,484 The other Nick said The Barron will be here momentarily. 1092 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:20,286 Cool. 1093 00:55:25,825 --> 00:55:26,993 So when did this start? 1094 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,610 [Mike] Hmm? 1095 00:55:28,695 --> 00:55:30,130 What? When did what start? 1096 00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:33,633 At some point, you guys were strangers and... now you're here. 1097 00:55:34,701 --> 00:55:36,200 - Now? - You'll do this now? 1098 00:55:36,690 --> 00:55:38,738 - Yeah. - I don't know. I don't... 1099 00:55:38,872 --> 00:55:40,407 I don't know when it started. 1100 00:55:41,174 --> 00:55:42,175 It just, um... 1101 00:55:43,977 --> 00:55:45,345 I just know when I knew. 1102 00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:47,213 I wonder if we have the same answer. 1103 00:55:47,313 --> 00:55:49,983 Well, there's only one correct answer. 1104 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,510 [laughs] 1105 00:55:51,718 --> 00:55:53,653 - You sure you wanna know? - I'm asking. 1106 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,490 - Roid Rage Ryan's wedding. - [mouthing] 1107 00:55:57,590 --> 00:55:58,591 Yeah. 1108 00:55:58,658 --> 00:55:59,659 [Alice chuckles] 1109 00:56:00,927 --> 00:56:03,329 [Dumb*** Tony] So, that's why we can never go back to Minneapolis. 1110 00:56:03,396 --> 00:56:04,497 [man] Twin City! 1111 00:56:04,531 --> 00:56:06,866 So here is to the beautiful bride 1112 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:09,235 and her honestly steroid-addicted groom. 1113 00:56:09,335 --> 00:56:10,337 I love you, Dumb***. 1114 00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:12,339 And I like you. I like you. 1115 00:56:12,405 --> 00:56:13,673 [man 2] You guys are beautiful! 1116 00:56:13,740 --> 00:56:15,442 - [man 3] Roid Rage! - [man 4] Hey! 1117 00:56:15,575 --> 00:56:17,210 [♪ Steve Winwood "Valerie" playing] 1118 00:56:17,277 --> 00:56:19,446 ♪ So wild, standing there ♪ 1119 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,282 ♪ With her hands in her hair ♪ 1120 00:56:24,184 --> 00:56:27,854 ♪ I can't help remember ♪ 1121 00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:32,692 [sighs] 1122 00:56:33,793 --> 00:56:36,463 ♪ Here in her place ♪ 1123 00:56:36,529 --> 00:56:40,200 ♪ So cool, she was like ♪ 1124 00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:41,901 ♪ Jazz on a Summer's... ♪ 1125 00:56:41,968 --> 00:56:43,269 Mike, right? 1126 00:56:45,705 --> 00:56:46,873 Hey. 1127 00:56:46,906 --> 00:56:47,907 Yeah, yeah. 1128 00:56:47,974 --> 00:56:49,576 - Hi. - Yeah. 1129 00:56:49,609 --> 00:56:51,611 - Alice. [chuckles] - Yeah, I know. 1130 00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:52,746 I know, um... 1131 00:56:53,613 --> 00:56:55,415 Your husband's my work partner. 1132 00:56:56,216 --> 00:56:57,283 You know where he is? 1133 00:56:57,784 --> 00:57:00,920 Uh... I haven't seen him in a bit. I think he's inside with Sosa. 1134 00:57:00,987 --> 00:57:01,988 [Alice] Wrong. 1135 00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:05,792 He's inside ******* a bridesmaid. 1136 00:57:05,825 --> 00:57:06,893 [laughs] 1137 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:09,496 Well, I'm sure he's not. 1138 00:57:09,629 --> 00:57:10,830 I'm sure he is. 1139 00:57:14,401 --> 00:57:15,402 Sorry about that. 1140 00:57:19,239 --> 00:57:20,774 It's a nice wedding, isn't it? 1141 00:57:23,109 --> 00:57:24,110 Sure. 1142 00:57:25,779 --> 00:57:28,815 You ever, uh... You ever regret it? 1143 00:57:29,616 --> 00:57:31,117 [scoffs] Getting married? 1144 00:57:32,619 --> 00:57:34,354 - Not having a wedding. - Oh. 1145 00:57:35,210 --> 00:57:37,190 You mean going to the courthouse? Eloping? 1146 00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:39,459 - Mmm-hmm. - That's what he wanted. 1147 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,696 I actually did like it. It was fun. 1148 00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:46,499 - I liked being impulsive. Passionate. - [chuckles] 1149 00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:49,502 Yeah, it was about us. 1150 00:57:52,439 --> 00:57:53,440 [Mike] Hmm. 1151 00:57:55,442 --> 00:57:56,443 Yeah... 1152 00:57:57,510 --> 00:57:59,946 I guess we had a good run. 1153 00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,490 I could say the same about Nick and I. 1154 00:58:06,853 --> 00:58:07,854 About... 1155 00:58:08,988 --> 00:58:09,989 your friendship? 1156 00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:11,858 Yep. 1157 00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:13,793 [Alice] Hmm. 1158 00:58:14,561 --> 00:58:16,296 [exhales] I'm bored. Do you wanna dance? 1159 00:58:18,198 --> 00:58:19,199 Yeah. 1160 00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:20,834 [Alice] Let's go. 1161 00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:23,703 What the ****? 1162 00:58:36,649 --> 00:58:40,854 ♪ So cool, she was like ♪ 1163 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,756 ♪ Jazz on a Summer's day ♪ 1164 00:58:45,191 --> 00:58:49,620 ♪ Music, high and sweet ♪ 1165 00:58:49,162 --> 00:58:51,164 ♪ Then she just blew away ♪ 1166 00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:58,171 ♪ Now she can't be that warm ♪ 1167 00:59:00,874 --> 00:59:04,377 ♪ With the wind in her arms ♪ 1168 00:59:04,944 --> 00:59:09,490 ♪ Valerie, call on me ♪ 1169 00:59:09,115 --> 00:59:10,116 ♪ Call on me... ♪ 1170 00:59:10,216 --> 00:59:12,180 I think I'm maybe danced out. 1171 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,200 - [Alice] No. - Yeah. 1172 00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:16,289 Come on. 1173 00:59:17,357 --> 00:59:20,930 ♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪ 1174 00:59:32,138 --> 00:59:34,741 ♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪ 1175 00:59:34,774 --> 00:59:36,109 [music stops] 1176 00:59:36,209 --> 00:59:37,210 Nice to meet you. 1177 00:59:37,777 --> 00:59:38,945 What took you so long? 1178 00:59:39,579 --> 00:59:41,414 [banging on door] 1179 00:59:41,448 --> 00:59:44,784 Oh, shit. Okay, my impending doom, right on schedule. 1180 00:59:44,884 --> 00:59:47,454 I feel like I should put Kingpin in the closet. 1181 00:59:48,455 --> 00:59:51,570 The Barron eats people. He's not ALF. 1182 00:59:51,991 --> 00:59:52,992 - Right. - Right. 1183 00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:54,940 All right, let's go. 1184 00:59:54,961 --> 00:59:55,962 - Are we ready? - Yeah. 1185 00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:57,630 Yeah. Oh, gag me. 1186 00:59:57,664 --> 00:59:58,665 Gag me, gag me. 1187 00:59:59,165 --> 01:00:00,166 [Alice] Okay, sure. 1188 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,735 [♪ dramatic music playing] 1189 01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:03,503 - ****. Okay. - Sorry. 1190 01:00:03,570 --> 01:00:04,571 All right. 1191 01:00:12,245 --> 01:00:13,246 Hello? 1192 01:00:13,313 --> 01:00:15,810 [The Barron] Hello in there. 1193 01:00:15,148 --> 01:00:18,418 I believe you have an item I am pursuing. 1194 01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:28,995 Hello, hello, hello. 1195 01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:31,865 [Present Nick] What's happening? 1196 01:00:33,533 --> 01:00:34,968 Oh, Michael. 1197 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,938 - My prize? - [Alice] Yeah. We got him for you. 1198 01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:40,674 Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. 1199 01:00:40,774 --> 01:00:46,460 Uh, just to let you know, this group here is planning on ******* you over. 1200 01:00:46,813 --> 01:00:48,448 My, my, my. Is that so? 1201 01:00:48,548 --> 01:00:49,616 What the ****, Nick? 1202 01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:52,385 Yeah. One of them is waiting for you in the parking garage. 1203 01:00:52,485 --> 01:00:54,621 They are going to kill you when you get there. 1204 01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:57,891 And why are you telling me this, my dear boy? 1205 01:00:57,991 --> 01:01:00,660 - I'm trying to give this crew the slip. - Hmm. 1206 01:01:00,694 --> 01:01:02,495 - This is more of a hostage-style... - ****. 1207 01:01:02,562 --> 01:01:05,365 ...situation and I figured you could get me out of here. 1208 01:01:05,498 --> 01:01:06,866 - Oh, well... - [whimpers] 1209 01:01:06,966 --> 01:01:08,668 ...I can definitely help you in that department. 1210 01:01:09,903 --> 01:01:11,137 What the ****? 1211 01:01:11,204 --> 01:01:14,207 - [gasps] - What the **** are you doing? 1212 01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:17,977 Damn, he looked delicious. 1213 01:01:18,745 --> 01:01:21,147 But you can't always get what you want. 1214 01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:24,500 - I thought you take these guys alive. - Yeah. 1215 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:26,386 - Mm-hmm. That's usually the case, but... - [sobbing] Mike. 1216 01:01:26,486 --> 01:01:28,688 ...considering I walked into a trap of sorts. 1217 01:01:30,590 --> 01:01:32,192 You don't look happy about this. 1218 01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:35,395 No, I just... 1219 01:01:36,496 --> 01:01:37,497 [Alice sobs] 1220 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,501 Mike? 1221 01:01:44,537 --> 01:01:45,538 [Alice] Mike. 1222 01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:55,782 [♪ somber music playing] 1223 01:02:29,215 --> 01:02:30,316 [Mike] I forgive you. 1224 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:32,652 [The Barron laughs] 1225 01:02:32,786 --> 01:02:35,822 - Oh, boy, that was fun. - What the ****? 1226 01:02:35,955 --> 01:02:37,323 [laughs] 1227 01:02:37,457 --> 01:02:41,428 Oh, man, oh, man. You were right. It went exactly as you expected. 1228 01:02:41,461 --> 01:02:43,830 - I was right? - Yeah-- Oh, I'm sorry. 1229 01:02:43,897 --> 01:02:47,567 I'm Chet. I work in props. You know, special effects. 1230 01:02:47,667 --> 01:02:50,503 I do squibs and blanks, that sort of thing. 1231 01:02:51,710 --> 01:02:53,773 We, uh... We meet a few months from now. 1232 01:02:54,741 --> 01:02:56,760 I take it you're from the future. 1233 01:02:56,142 --> 01:02:58,411 No, I'm from this afternoon. 1234 01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:01,614 [Chet] Yeah, can I get a hotdog mustard, please? 1235 01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:05,251 You usually get relish. 1236 01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:08,822 They were out. Do I know you? 1237 01:03:08,922 --> 01:03:10,990 Yeah, in the future. 1238 01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:13,760 But I need your help in the past which is today. 1239 01:03:13,827 --> 01:03:15,295 Are you free this evening? 1240 01:03:15,362 --> 01:03:16,496 Uh... 1241 01:03:17,364 --> 01:03:20,133 - Depends. Who the **** are you? - I'll tell you. My name's Nick. 1242 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,335 - Uh-huh. - We've gotten hot dogs before. 1243 01:03:22,435 --> 01:03:23,503 That's confusing. 1244 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,141 After the initial confusion subsided, I agreed to help out. [chuckles] 1245 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:31,111 The other you wrote all my dialogue. 1246 01:03:31,177 --> 01:03:34,180 You know, saying words three times sounded a little quirky to me, 1247 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:38,385 but you said, "Hey, you're pretending to be a cannibal assassin. 1248 01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:40,653 "Quirky is your zone, man." 1249 01:03:40,787 --> 01:03:41,788 Okay. 1250 01:03:42,655 --> 01:03:45,125 Future You knew that Present You would be a dildo 1251 01:03:45,191 --> 01:03:46,192 and double-cross us. 1252 01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:49,229 And Future You also knew that Present You would regret it 1253 01:03:49,329 --> 01:03:51,865 the second you knew I was dead, like the first time. 1254 01:03:51,998 --> 01:03:53,333 Yeah. I... 1255 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,702 - [cell phone vibrates] - Oh. Hello? 1256 01:03:57,737 --> 01:03:58,738 One second. 1257 01:03:59,305 --> 01:04:00,740 You wants to talk to you. 1258 01:04:02,242 --> 01:04:03,743 - That was great. - [Chet] That was fun. 1259 01:04:05,478 --> 01:04:06,546 Hello. 1260 01:04:06,646 --> 01:04:08,314 - [Future Nick] Hey, wise guy. - Hmm. 1261 01:04:08,381 --> 01:04:09,582 Did you learn your lesson here? 1262 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:13,687 Yeah, yeah. I learnt that this was not the real Barron. 1263 01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:17,657 Yeah. Well, just a trial run to make sure you can keep your shit together. 1264 01:04:18,658 --> 01:04:21,610 We planned the whole thing right under your nose. 1265 01:04:22,529 --> 01:04:24,564 And I'm not downstairs in the basement. 1266 01:04:25,498 --> 01:04:27,834 I'm across the street with a sniper rifle. 1267 01:04:27,867 --> 01:04:28,902 [gun cocking] 1268 01:04:30,603 --> 01:04:33,440 When Mike died, the first time I... 1269 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,443 lived through this evening, it ****ed me up bad. 1270 01:04:38,244 --> 01:04:42,480 And... I knew I made a mistake immediately. 1271 01:04:43,830 --> 01:04:44,840 There was... 1272 01:04:45,785 --> 01:04:47,754 no joy in my revenge. Just a... 1273 01:04:49,622 --> 01:04:51,624 fresh case of self-loathing and... 1274 01:04:53,693 --> 01:04:55,950 I knew you'd feel the same. 1275 01:04:57,630 --> 01:04:59,299 Nick, unfortunately, we're the type of moron 1276 01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:02,102 that can really only learn things from making mistakes. 1277 01:05:04,370 --> 01:05:08,441 It's, uh, actually a very annoying character flaw. 1278 01:05:10,543 --> 01:05:11,478 So what now? 1279 01:05:13,613 --> 01:05:17,617 Now I want you to say goodbye to Chet and clean the place up. 1280 01:05:19,786 --> 01:05:21,654 - Chet. - Huh? 1281 01:05:22,455 --> 01:05:23,490 - Bye. - [Chet] Oh. 1282 01:05:23,623 --> 01:05:26,920 Uh, well, it was nice meeting all of you. 1283 01:05:26,159 --> 01:05:28,161 This was a pleasant experience. [chuckles] 1284 01:05:28,261 --> 01:05:29,262 I'll walk you out. 1285 01:05:29,329 --> 01:05:30,497 - Thanks, Chet. - [Chet] All righty. 1286 01:05:30,630 --> 01:05:33,833 There's no more fake threats this evening. I want all hands on deck. 1287 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:36,136 We got a long night ahead of us. 1288 01:05:36,236 --> 01:05:38,438 Step one is taking care of this cannibal hitman. 1289 01:05:39,305 --> 01:05:41,241 I'm gonna text Sosa this address 1290 01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:43,576 and tell him that Mike is ready to be plucked. 1291 01:05:44,577 --> 01:05:46,346 Let's get ready for the real Barron. 1292 01:05:46,446 --> 01:05:49,820 Okay, wiser, older me. 1293 01:05:49,949 --> 01:05:51,284 What do you want us to do? 1294 01:05:52,185 --> 01:05:54,187 [♪ intriguing music playing] 1295 01:06:36,863 --> 01:06:38,698 [neck cracks] 1296 01:06:42,702 --> 01:06:43,737 [banging on door] 1297 01:06:43,870 --> 01:06:45,710 Oh, God. 1298 01:06:45,171 --> 01:06:46,473 [Alice] Okay. 1299 01:06:46,506 --> 01:06:48,742 - Want me to get the door? - I'm good. Thank you. 1300 01:06:48,875 --> 01:06:49,876 Who gives a ****? 1301 01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:53,380 Who is it? 1302 01:06:54,981 --> 01:06:56,149 You know who it is. 1303 01:06:57,830 --> 01:06:59,520 [mouthing] Oh, he's hot. 1304 01:07:04,991 --> 01:07:05,992 Good evening. 1305 01:07:07,527 --> 01:07:08,528 Oh, ****. 1306 01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:11,564 Hmm. 1307 01:07:12,265 --> 01:07:13,867 A meal fit for a king. 1308 01:07:14,534 --> 01:07:15,668 What's in the, uh... 1309 01:07:16,836 --> 01:07:17,904 bag there, pal? 1310 01:07:18,380 --> 01:07:19,390 The essentials. 1311 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,700 Earplugs. 1312 01:07:21,908 --> 01:07:23,576 Carving tools and... 1313 01:07:24,511 --> 01:07:25,512 chloroform. 1314 01:07:25,578 --> 01:07:26,746 [gasps] 1315 01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:28,214 ******* chloroform. 1316 01:07:28,615 --> 01:07:29,616 [Kingpin meows] 1317 01:07:33,853 --> 01:07:35,455 What a beautiful little feline. 1318 01:07:36,423 --> 01:07:37,857 May I ask its name? 1319 01:07:37,924 --> 01:07:38,925 Uh, that's Kingpin. 1320 01:07:39,626 --> 01:07:40,694 Kingpin the Cat. 1321 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:41,895 - [gun fires] - [glass shatters] 1322 01:07:45,231 --> 01:07:46,566 - [gun fires] - [thuds] 1323 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:48,935 [gasps, pants] 1324 01:07:53,973 --> 01:07:55,542 Somebody check his pulse. 1325 01:07:56,209 --> 01:07:59,145 [exhales] That shit's gross. 1326 01:07:59,646 --> 01:08:01,414 [♪ upbeat electronic music playing] 1327 01:08:04,951 --> 01:08:06,219 [clacking] 1328 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:07,821 Do you hear that? 1329 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:14,828 Stay out of that sniper's line of sight. 1330 01:08:14,894 --> 01:08:15,895 Duh. 1331 01:08:15,995 --> 01:08:17,263 [guns cocking] 1332 01:08:17,997 --> 01:08:18,998 Oh, ****. 1333 01:08:20,934 --> 01:08:21,935 - [Alice] ****. - Come on! 1334 01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:23,169 Nick, shoot them! 1335 01:08:23,670 --> 01:08:24,671 [pants] 1336 01:08:34,114 --> 01:08:35,181 [glass shattering] 1337 01:08:35,281 --> 01:08:36,282 [yelps] 1338 01:08:39,786 --> 01:08:41,210 [bullet casing rattling] 1339 01:08:41,955 --> 01:08:42,956 [Kingpin meows] 1340 01:08:44,824 --> 01:08:45,825 **** it. 1341 01:08:45,959 --> 01:08:47,660 Hold on, honey! 1342 01:08:47,761 --> 01:08:48,695 [Mike grunts] 1343 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:54,501 [meowing] 1344 01:08:54,534 --> 01:08:56,269 - [guns firing] - [glass breaking] 1345 01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:04,811 - [yells] Grenade! Grenade! - What? 1346 01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:07,280 - What? - Grenade. 1347 01:09:08,214 --> 01:09:09,215 ****! 1348 01:09:18,625 --> 01:09:19,626 [explosion] 1349 01:09:20,827 --> 01:09:21,795 [thuds] 1350 01:09:22,295 --> 01:09:24,300 [sirens wailing in distance] 1351 01:09:25,365 --> 01:09:27,367 [♪ tense music playing] 1352 01:09:28,702 --> 01:09:29,903 [electricity crackling] 1353 01:09:36,142 --> 01:09:37,544 [Mike grunts] 1354 01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:41,715 [Alice grunts] 1355 01:09:41,815 --> 01:09:43,416 [both panting] 1356 01:09:45,218 --> 01:09:46,219 [sprinkler stops] 1357 01:09:46,853 --> 01:09:47,854 [Kingpin meows] 1358 01:09:50,423 --> 01:09:51,491 ****. 1359 01:09:51,591 --> 01:09:53,930 [footsteps approaching] 1360 01:09:58,998 --> 01:10:01,401 Yeah, I don't think you're gonna get your deposit back. 1361 01:10:04,904 --> 01:10:05,905 What time is it? 1362 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,377 It's time for the after-after-after-party. 1363 01:10:10,410 --> 01:10:12,512 ♪ This is my last resort ♪ 1364 01:10:12,579 --> 01:10:15,215 [over car stereo] ♪ Suffocation, no breathing ♪ 1365 01:10:15,281 --> 01:10:17,784 ♪ Don't give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding ♪ 1366 01:10:20,854 --> 01:10:23,189 ♪ This is my last resort ♪ 1367 01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:29,529 - [engine stops, beeps] - [music stops] 1368 01:10:32,866 --> 01:10:34,634 Have a good night, Mr. Jimmy, sir. 1369 01:10:34,734 --> 01:10:36,536 It's Jimmy Boy, ************. 1370 01:10:37,570 --> 01:10:38,872 - What's up, Charlie? - Hey. 1371 01:10:38,938 --> 01:10:40,607 Say hey to your daughter for me, okay? 1372 01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:42,142 - [engine starts] - Look alive. 1373 01:10:42,575 --> 01:10:44,377 [♪ electronic music playing] 1374 01:10:44,444 --> 01:10:47,800 Jimmy Boy, you *******-- **** you! 1375 01:10:47,147 --> 01:10:49,616 Roid Rage Ryan, you ripped son of a *****. 1376 01:10:49,716 --> 01:10:51,151 - Come on, now. - What are you, 1377 01:10:51,251 --> 01:10:54,821 - you're the ******* door guy now? - Hell no! The door guy "OD'd." 1378 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,122 - Oh, man. - Yeah. 1379 01:10:56,222 --> 01:10:57,924 - Is he good? - He's dead. 1380 01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:01,661 Oh, damn! Why'd you... Weird you to put quotes when the guy died. 1381 01:11:01,728 --> 01:11:02,896 I know. But-- 1382 01:11:02,996 --> 01:11:04,631 Yeah, that's ****ed up. [laughs] 1383 01:11:04,664 --> 01:11:06,733 - Yo, I heard you got married, dude. - Yeah, I did. 1384 01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:07,967 - Yeah? - [clears throat] 1385 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:09,690 Yeah, but you weren't there. 1386 01:11:10,737 --> 01:11:13,340 Well, yeah, I was in ******* prison, dude. 1387 01:11:15,108 --> 01:11:16,776 Oh! [laughs] 1388 01:11:16,843 --> 01:11:18,780 - Snap! - [laughs sarcastically] Yeah. 1389 01:11:18,144 --> 01:11:20,647 - Oh, shit, bro! Yo! - Yeah, you forgot? 1390 01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:23,160 - Man, welcome. Welcome back. - Yeah. Damn. 1391 01:11:23,116 --> 01:11:25,418 You know what they say. Welcome back. It's good. 1392 01:11:25,452 --> 01:11:27,787 Have other people forgot? Did people not know this? 1393 01:11:27,821 --> 01:11:29,989 [♪ electronic music playing] 1394 01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:31,624 - Hey. - What's up, Jimmy? 1395 01:11:32,659 --> 01:11:34,361 - [clamoring] - Ooh! 1396 01:11:34,494 --> 01:11:36,696 This ************'s been cheatin'. You better watch it. 1397 01:11:37,831 --> 01:11:38,832 Shit. 1398 01:11:38,865 --> 01:11:39,999 Okay. 1399 01:11:42,135 --> 01:11:43,937 - I'll take that, thank you. - Uh, welcome. 1400 01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:47,941 [barbell clangs] 1401 01:11:49,943 --> 01:11:51,378 [sniffs] 1402 01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:58,618 [♪ electronic music continues playing] 1403 01:12:04,991 --> 01:12:06,459 [all cheering] 1404 01:12:10,296 --> 01:12:14,000 [yells] 1405 01:12:14,534 --> 01:12:16,703 I'm back, baby! 1406 01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:19,305 Whoo! 1407 01:12:19,372 --> 01:12:20,874 [all cheering, whooping] 1408 01:12:20,974 --> 01:12:22,142 Whoo-hoo! 1409 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:25,211 I ****in' love confetti, man. 1410 01:12:25,311 --> 01:12:27,130 It was a grenade? 1411 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,183 I don't know what kind of girls you're bringing back to your place, Nick, 1412 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:31,317 but it's... 1413 01:12:32,218 --> 01:12:33,820 No, no. I get it. 1414 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,822 I'm just giving you shit. 1415 01:12:35,855 --> 01:12:39,426 Okay, so we're running interference with the local PD and the fire department 1416 01:12:39,526 --> 01:12:41,610 for the next 20, 30. 1417 01:12:41,161 --> 01:12:45,565 So we can buy you time, but as long as it's not like a full-on blaze. 1418 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:47,500 [♪ dramatic music playing] 1419 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:48,535 [Present Nick] You guys wanna get dry? 1420 01:12:48,735 --> 01:12:52,706 [cell phone ringing] 1421 01:12:55,108 --> 01:12:56,109 Is it over? 1422 01:12:56,209 --> 01:12:59,512 [Future Nick] Unfortunately, no. Mike got the jump on The Barron. He's dead. 1423 01:12:59,579 --> 01:13:01,414 What happened to The Barron's assistants? 1424 01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:03,450 Yeah, well, Mike killed those guys, too. 1425 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:06,252 You know, he's on the run now. 1426 01:13:07,870 --> 01:13:09,756 All right. It doesn't matter. 1427 01:13:10,290 --> 01:13:11,424 Uh... 1428 01:13:11,524 --> 01:13:13,259 Sorry, why doesn't that matter? 1429 01:13:13,893 --> 01:13:17,697 I'm gonna let everybody have a good time. Let the celebration continue. 1430 01:13:18,131 --> 01:13:19,866 But when the morning comes, 1431 01:13:19,899 --> 01:13:23,360 they won't have just a hangover, they'll have marching orders. 1432 01:13:23,536 --> 01:13:27,407 All operations will cease until this matter is resolved. 1433 01:13:27,540 --> 01:13:31,711 Every member of the organization will have one responsibility, 1434 01:13:31,778 --> 01:13:34,614 "Find Mike and bring me his head." 1435 01:13:35,810 --> 01:13:38,651 Now, I don't care where he goes. I don't care how long it takes. 1436 01:13:38,752 --> 01:13:41,921 He will be found and he will ******* die! 1437 01:13:41,988 --> 01:13:44,991 Yeah, no, I hear that. I wanna help with that ****in' thing. 1438 01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:47,594 "Kill ****in' Mike" sounds great. Because he deserves it. 1439 01:13:47,660 --> 01:13:49,629 Because he's bad and he gotta die. 1440 01:13:49,662 --> 01:13:50,797 Ah, yes! 1441 01:13:50,897 --> 01:13:52,499 [laughs] 1442 01:13:52,632 --> 01:13:53,733 To that rat****. 1443 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,802 [Future Nick] Yeah, I'll see you soon. 1444 01:13:57,937 --> 01:14:00,573 So, what did I miss? 1445 01:14:00,607 --> 01:14:02,909 Well, first thing tomorrow morning, 1446 01:14:02,976 --> 01:14:05,478 the entire organization's gonna come after you. 1447 01:14:05,578 --> 01:14:08,181 - [Alice] Great. - Wait, what? That's plenty of time. 1448 01:14:08,281 --> 01:14:09,816 Plenty of time to do what? 1449 01:14:09,916 --> 01:14:12,652 To figure out who the real rat is. We do that and we're free. 1450 01:14:12,786 --> 01:14:15,455 Well, the real rat is already dead. 1451 01:14:16,890 --> 01:14:17,123 I'm confused. 1452 01:14:17,190 --> 01:14:19,492 Remember the deal that went wrong with the Canadians? 1453 01:14:19,626 --> 01:14:22,495 Yeah, of course. That's when Jackie Napalm died. 1454 01:14:25,999 --> 01:14:27,267 **** off! 1455 01:14:28,334 --> 01:14:31,204 - Jackie Napalm was the rat? - [Future Nick] The one and only. 1456 01:14:31,705 --> 01:14:34,541 Jackie confessed, when he was bleeding out in my arms, 1457 01:14:34,607 --> 01:14:39,450 to being the rat and setting up Sosa's kid to get busted. The whole thing. 1458 01:14:39,145 --> 01:14:41,281 That's exactly how you could pin it on Mike. 1459 01:14:41,381 --> 01:14:44,651 Because Jackie was the only one that could say otherwise. 1460 01:14:44,784 --> 01:14:46,853 Sosa's gonna think I'm lying to save my own ***. 1461 01:14:46,953 --> 01:14:49,956 I can't prove that Jackie Napalm was the rat. Everybody loved that guy. 1462 01:14:50,230 --> 01:14:51,658 Yeah, he was a real one. 1463 01:14:52,325 --> 01:14:54,828 So, what the **** are we gonna do? 1464 01:14:54,894 --> 01:14:56,730 Figuring out the rat wasn't my only idea. 1465 01:14:57,831 --> 01:15:01,201 It was just the easier solution. Much easier. 1466 01:15:05,205 --> 01:15:07,374 All our enemies are under one roof, right? 1467 01:15:08,842 --> 01:15:10,543 I thought you were done with this. 1468 01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:11,678 I know. 1469 01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:15,150 Maybe I got one more left in me. 1470 01:15:15,749 --> 01:15:17,384 [♪ tense music continues playing] 1471 01:15:19,419 --> 01:15:20,553 What do we say? 1472 01:15:21,421 --> 01:15:22,922 It's us or them. 1473 01:15:25,358 --> 01:15:27,527 Time to crash a ******* party. 1474 01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:32,565 - [♪ electronic music playing] - [all] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1475 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:33,900 [Jimmy Boy] I love you guys! 1476 01:15:34,567 --> 01:15:38,371 Listen, son. I think it's time that we talked about 1477 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,374 where you came from. And specifically, 1478 01:15:41,408 --> 01:15:42,942 why you don't have my good looks. 1479 01:15:43,743 --> 01:15:46,780 Come on, Dad. I know I'm adopted. I'm not stupid. 1480 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,748 Well, that's the thing. 1481 01:15:49,716 --> 01:15:50,884 We didn't adopt you. 1482 01:15:52,185 --> 01:15:53,186 You didn't? 1483 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:55,789 You know what a foundling is? 1484 01:15:57,424 --> 01:15:59,459 - Like a duck? - Now, look. 1485 01:15:59,592 --> 01:16:02,280 One night, I was walking downtown, 1486 01:16:02,950 --> 01:16:07,233 and I heard this faint sound coming from an alley. 1487 01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:10,870 And there, in the dark, uh... 1488 01:16:11,738 --> 01:16:13,573 I saw something that changed my life. 1489 01:16:15,208 --> 01:16:18,378 I saw a beautiful baby boy, 1490 01:16:19,946 --> 01:16:21,581 right there under the dumpster. 1491 01:16:23,950 --> 01:16:26,619 - I was in a ******* dumpster? - No, no, no. 1492 01:16:26,753 --> 01:16:28,822 Under the dumpster, son. Under the dumpster. 1493 01:16:28,955 --> 01:16:31,491 Listen, when I saw you there, defenseless and alone, 1494 01:16:31,624 --> 01:16:33,259 near all the trash and rats-- 1495 01:16:33,326 --> 01:16:35,295 - Oh, man. There was rats on me? - [stutters] 1496 01:16:35,395 --> 01:16:39,132 Listen, I shooed them away. Anyway, I knew from that moment 1497 01:16:39,232 --> 01:16:42,736 that your safety was my number one concern. 1498 01:16:42,836 --> 01:16:45,710 Nothing bad would ever happen to you again. 1499 01:16:46,306 --> 01:16:48,775 - But I was like a garbage baby? - Oh, **** all that shit. 1500 01:16:48,842 --> 01:16:51,244 - Why're you telling me that right now? - No, no, no. 1501 01:16:51,344 --> 01:16:52,979 You were no garbage baby. 1502 01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:54,814 From that moment, 1503 01:16:55,815 --> 01:16:57,817 you were my pride and joy. 1504 01:16:59,185 --> 01:17:00,920 I want you to have the world. 1505 01:17:01,621 --> 01:17:04,290 But, for right now... [laughs] 1506 01:17:04,924 --> 01:17:07,660 ...I want you to have a surprise I talked to you about. 1507 01:17:07,794 --> 01:17:08,795 Ooh. 1508 01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:11,364 But I should've said "surprises." 1509 01:17:11,498 --> 01:17:14,100 - Two surprises? [laughs] - You're gonna love this. Come on. 1510 01:17:14,801 --> 01:17:16,803 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 1511 01:17:19,673 --> 01:17:22,542 Pleasure doing the business. 1512 01:17:23,343 --> 01:17:24,344 Oh, Sam. 1513 01:17:25,211 --> 01:17:26,246 One more thing. 1514 01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:31,184 You mind keeping an eye on my friend here? 1515 01:17:31,551 --> 01:17:32,585 [Kingpin meows] 1516 01:17:37,657 --> 01:17:38,925 [footsteps receding] 1517 01:17:48,935 --> 01:17:50,537 - Sam? - Samantha. 1518 01:17:50,603 --> 01:17:52,380 - Mmm. - Mmm-hmm. 1519 01:17:52,105 --> 01:17:54,207 - Did I sense a little-- - Yeah. 1520 01:17:54,274 --> 01:17:56,543 Maybe it's early stages of it. 1521 01:17:56,576 --> 01:17:59,746 But nothing really happens for another few months. 1522 01:17:59,779 --> 01:18:01,614 Better not to say anything to the other me. 1523 01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:04,718 Better to let things unfold organically. 1524 01:18:04,784 --> 01:18:06,252 Your secret's safe with me. 1525 01:18:07,187 --> 01:18:09,856 I wouldn't wanna get between you and you. 1526 01:18:16,262 --> 01:18:19,650 - Now, this is the first of two gifts. - Ooh. 1527 01:18:19,132 --> 01:18:22,680 - Uh-oh. - [laughs] 1528 01:18:25,705 --> 01:18:30,443 - Booyah! [laughs] - Oh, my God! 1529 01:18:33,213 --> 01:18:34,214 [exhales] 1530 01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:38,418 - What's the "JB" stand for? - [laughs] 1531 01:18:38,451 --> 01:18:39,552 [indistinct chatter] 1532 01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:42,389 So, before I unveil gift number two... 1533 01:18:42,422 --> 01:18:43,757 [door closes] 1534 01:18:43,823 --> 01:18:46,626 There's been a rat in our midst for a long time. 1535 01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:50,263 Like a snitch or the kind that was trying to eat me as a baby? 1536 01:18:50,330 --> 01:18:51,664 It wasn't trying to eat you. 1537 01:18:51,798 --> 01:18:54,300 - It was just nearby. ****! - Okay. 1538 01:18:54,334 --> 01:18:57,237 - Can I finish what I'm saying? - Okay, sorry. Sorry. 1539 01:18:57,303 --> 01:18:59,739 It was this metaphorical rat 1540 01:18:59,839 --> 01:19:01,341 that got you sent to prison. 1541 01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:05,779 But I found out who the rat is. 1542 01:19:08,140 --> 01:19:09,416 Who is it? 1543 01:19:09,449 --> 01:19:10,784 Mike. 1544 01:19:11,418 --> 01:19:12,786 Quick Draw Mike? 1545 01:19:12,852 --> 01:19:14,454 Oh, I quadruple confirmed it. 1546 01:19:14,521 --> 01:19:16,122 I thought we were boys. 1547 01:19:16,189 --> 01:19:17,791 Oh, he had us all fooled. 1548 01:19:17,824 --> 01:19:20,160 But I tell you what, don't worry about it. 1549 01:19:20,293 --> 01:19:22,128 Anyone who hurts my son 1550 01:19:22,195 --> 01:19:24,970 will pay dearly for it. 1551 01:19:24,864 --> 01:19:26,966 Now, it's time for your final gift. 1552 01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:28,468 Get in that room. 1553 01:19:28,501 --> 01:19:30,937 [laughs] 1554 01:19:35,608 --> 01:19:37,977 [all] Hi, Jimmy Boy. 1555 01:19:39,546 --> 01:19:40,780 Hi. 1556 01:19:41,815 --> 01:19:44,117 - [♪ electronic music playing] - Get it, boy. Bonk it. 1557 01:19:44,184 --> 01:19:46,386 [laughs] Mother-********** ****! 1558 01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:49,489 You know that's bullshit! **** me. You watch this, mother-- 1559 01:19:50,357 --> 01:19:51,624 Watch and learn. 1560 01:19:52,659 --> 01:19:54,828 [in Spanish] Diablo', mira a e'ta. 1561 01:19:56,696 --> 01:19:58,298 I'm gonna go wash this shit off. 1562 01:19:58,365 --> 01:19:59,666 - You know what? - [grunts] 1563 01:19:59,733 --> 01:20:01,501 I broke the piña colada machine, too. 1564 01:20:01,568 --> 01:20:04,371 I'm sorry. Goddamn it, Tony. 1565 01:20:04,404 --> 01:20:06,339 Oh, hey, Sam. That was... 1566 01:20:06,906 --> 01:20:08,308 My friend was just here. 1567 01:20:08,375 --> 01:20:09,376 Mmm. 1568 01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:14,381 [gun clatters] 1569 01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:15,582 Oh. 1570 01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:17,684 I put grenades in my fridge, too. [laughs] 1571 01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:19,686 Don't want anybody getting in there, yeah. 1572 01:20:20,253 --> 01:20:22,989 [Future Nick] My officer lady friend did a nice thing for us 1573 01:20:23,230 --> 01:20:24,357 and filled the house with backups. 1574 01:20:26,659 --> 01:20:28,695 Mitch the Knife, Dumb*** Tony, 1575 01:20:28,728 --> 01:20:32,650 Willy Whip-Its, Roid Rage Ryan, Bob the Tomato, 1576 01:20:32,198 --> 01:20:34,100 everyone in that house is a grade-A threat. 1577 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,201 [Alice] Great. 1578 01:20:35,268 --> 01:20:39,372 Well, a small reminder that if any of them make it out alive, 1579 01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:44,577 - Mike and I are dead. So, no pressure. - That's why you two are staying here. 1580 01:20:45,412 --> 01:20:46,713 What? No, no, no. 1581 01:20:46,780 --> 01:20:49,215 No way you're doing this without me. I'm coming with you. 1582 01:20:49,282 --> 01:20:51,251 - Mike, you've been saying this yourself. - Nick. 1583 01:20:51,284 --> 01:20:54,540 You're done with this lifestyle. You stay here. All right? 1584 01:20:54,921 --> 01:20:57,123 Hey. Wish me luck. 1585 01:20:58,258 --> 01:21:00,600 - You ready, Nick? - Yeah, I'm ready, Nick. 1586 01:21:01,461 --> 01:21:03,463 [♪ tense music playing] 1587 01:21:10,704 --> 01:21:11,705 Good luck. 1588 01:21:14,307 --> 01:21:15,442 All right. 1589 01:21:17,410 --> 01:21:18,411 All right. 1590 01:21:22,582 --> 01:21:26,419 - [laughs] There he is. Nick. My man. - Roid Rage. 1591 01:21:26,453 --> 01:21:27,954 Good to see you. Great to see you. 1592 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:29,255 Yeah, you too. 1593 01:21:29,322 --> 01:21:32,625 You ******* missed a lot of partying. Let me tell you. 1594 01:21:32,659 --> 01:21:34,561 I just want you to know I always enjoyed you. 1595 01:21:34,661 --> 01:21:36,296 Aw, thank you, man. 1596 01:21:36,396 --> 01:21:40,333 Sometimes our business can complicate things between people, 1597 01:21:40,433 --> 01:21:42,802 - but it's never personal. You know that. - I mean, look, 1598 01:21:42,936 --> 01:21:45,772 what are you gonna do? You charge it to the game, right? 1599 01:21:45,905 --> 01:21:47,700 [laughs] 1600 01:21:47,107 --> 01:21:48,775 Game don't take receipts. 1601 01:21:48,908 --> 01:21:52,579 Yeah. Well, it's good to know you feel that way. 1602 01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:03,656 [♪ upbeat rock music playing, Thin Lizzy "The Boys Are Back in Town"] 1603 01:22:08,828 --> 01:22:10,296 - [clamoring] - [bodyguard 1] Get out! 1604 01:22:10,363 --> 01:22:12,265 [bodyguard 2] Everybody, get the **** out. 1605 01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:15,368 - Where's Sosa? - He's on the third floor! 1606 01:22:17,470 --> 01:22:18,638 [men grunting] 1607 01:22:21,975 --> 01:22:22,976 [grunts] 1608 01:22:29,149 --> 01:22:30,450 Oh, ****! 1609 01:22:30,517 --> 01:22:32,552 [panting] 1610 01:22:33,286 --> 01:22:35,188 - [gun fires] - [yells] Oh, ****! 1611 01:22:36,189 --> 01:22:37,190 [gun clicks] 1612 01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:40,600 [grunts loudly] 1613 01:22:44,664 --> 01:22:46,866 - [henchman grunting] - [panting] 1614 01:22:47,534 --> 01:22:48,568 [grunts] 1615 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:49,703 [groans] 1616 01:22:51,805 --> 01:22:52,806 - [grunts] - [glass shatters] 1617 01:22:55,809 --> 01:22:56,843 [groans] 1618 01:22:57,177 --> 01:22:58,912 - There they are! - **** you, Nick. 1619 01:22:58,978 --> 01:23:01,581 - [men yelling indistinctly] - [gunshots] 1620 01:23:08,210 --> 01:23:09,255 Go. 1621 01:23:16,529 --> 01:23:17,530 [grunts] 1622 01:23:17,597 --> 01:23:18,598 [groans] 1623 01:23:20,433 --> 01:23:22,435 [Future Nick and henchman 2 grunting] 1624 01:23:24,504 --> 01:23:26,506 [henchman 3 yelling] 1625 01:23:27,741 --> 01:23:30,760 Okay, guys, we're going to ******* battle, right? 1626 01:23:30,176 --> 01:23:32,946 We're gonna protect our friends, our family. Let's go! 1627 01:23:33,130 --> 01:23:36,182 I'm gonna protect the kitchen. I'm gonna stay here, but you got this. 1628 01:23:36,249 --> 01:23:38,840 - Come on, let's go. You got this. - [gangster] Yeah. 1629 01:23:38,184 --> 01:23:40,530 [Dumb*** Tony] You've got this. I believe in you. 1630 01:23:40,687 --> 01:23:43,289 Okay, guys. There's no "I" in "team." 1631 01:23:43,390 --> 01:23:47,227 Remember to lean on each other if you get scared. I'm right here, okay? 1632 01:23:47,293 --> 01:23:49,362 Guarding the-- Oh, hey, Mike. 1633 01:23:49,429 --> 01:23:52,650 - Hey, Dumb***. - Dude, you missed a hell of a party. 1634 01:23:52,198 --> 01:23:54,134 Until they started shooting. Then it got scary. 1635 01:23:54,234 --> 01:23:56,403 - Yeah. - Wait, 1636 01:23:56,469 --> 01:23:58,304 Jimmy Boy said you were the rat? 1637 01:23:58,405 --> 01:24:01,574 Oh, no, no, no, no. [laughs] That was just a misunderstanding. 1638 01:24:01,641 --> 01:24:02,942 - Oh, thank God. - Yeah. 1639 01:24:04,770 --> 01:24:06,646 I really wanna believe you, but I'm gonna play it safe, okay? 1640 01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:10,917 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1641 01:24:10,984 --> 01:24:13,319 Mike, I'm sorry. Did I hit you? I mean, I hope I did, 1642 01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:15,255 but I'm sorry anyway. 1643 01:24:15,789 --> 01:24:17,824 - What's-- Oh, shit. No! - [grenade rattles] 1644 01:24:18,291 --> 01:24:19,459 [explosion] 1645 01:24:20,894 --> 01:24:23,763 [♪ energetic rock music playing, Andrew W.K. "She is Beautiful"] 1646 01:24:23,897 --> 01:24:24,898 [gun shots] 1647 01:24:30,737 --> 01:24:31,738 [groans] 1648 01:24:38,578 --> 01:24:40,180 - [gangster 1 groans] - [gangster 2 grunts] 1649 01:24:41,648 --> 01:24:42,982 [gunshot] 1650 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:44,951 [gangster 2 groans] 1651 01:24:46,286 --> 01:24:48,621 - [Mike grunts] - [gangster 3 yelps] 1652 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:55,161 [groans] 1653 01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:57,297 [screaming] 1654 01:24:58,665 --> 01:24:59,666 [grunts] 1655 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,350 - [man 1 exclaims] - [Future Nick exclaims] 1656 01:25:02,135 --> 01:25:03,136 [man 2 groans] 1657 01:25:03,703 --> 01:25:04,771 [man 2 yells in pain] 1658 01:25:07,273 --> 01:25:08,608 - [grunts] - [yells in pain] 1659 01:25:09,109 --> 01:25:10,310 - [whimpers] - [Present Nick grunts] 1660 01:25:10,377 --> 01:25:11,378 [both grunting] 1661 01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:13,513 [groans] 1662 01:25:14,981 --> 01:25:16,783 - [Future Nick grunts] - [groans loudly] 1663 01:25:17,217 --> 01:25:19,185 [grunting] 1664 01:25:22,222 --> 01:25:23,223 [gangster 4 grunts] 1665 01:25:24,557 --> 01:25:26,459 - [gangster 5 grunts loudly] - [grunts, groans] 1666 01:25:28,361 --> 01:25:29,529 [groaning] 1667 01:25:30,897 --> 01:25:32,650 - [grunts] - [groans] 1668 01:25:32,165 --> 01:25:34,167 [panting] 1669 01:25:34,901 --> 01:25:37,700 [laughs] 1670 01:25:37,504 --> 01:25:38,638 - [Present Nick whistles] - Huh? 1671 01:25:38,705 --> 01:25:40,640 - [groans] - [baseball bat clatters] 1672 01:25:44,978 --> 01:25:45,979 [grunts] 1673 01:25:50,150 --> 01:25:52,152 [grunting] 1674 01:25:53,486 --> 01:25:54,487 Whoa! 1675 01:25:58,725 --> 01:26:00,727 [♪ rock music continues playing] 1676 01:26:10,103 --> 01:26:12,205 [screaming in pain] 1677 01:26:13,239 --> 01:26:15,775 Come on. Let's go. Time to ****. Come on. 1678 01:26:22,782 --> 01:26:24,451 Oh, ****. 1679 01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:31,570 Hey, Nick! 1680 01:26:31,624 --> 01:26:33,526 [groans, thuds] 1681 01:26:35,862 --> 01:26:37,297 [bottle clinking] 1682 01:26:43,436 --> 01:26:45,438 So much for staying in the car. 1683 01:26:45,905 --> 01:26:48,608 - Yeah, I got a little antsy. - Appreciate the help. 1684 01:26:49,943 --> 01:26:50,944 No sweat. 1685 01:26:51,311 --> 01:26:52,312 [gun cocks] 1686 01:26:52,812 --> 01:26:54,614 Adiós, ************! 1687 01:26:54,748 --> 01:26:55,749 [gun cocks] 1688 01:26:57,417 --> 01:26:59,285 [♪ intense music playing] 1689 01:26:59,386 --> 01:27:00,387 [grunts] 1690 01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:05,792 Whoa! Whoa. 1691 01:27:05,825 --> 01:27:08,228 [grunting, groans] 1692 01:27:11,431 --> 01:27:13,660 [guns fires] 1693 01:27:19,572 --> 01:27:21,941 Oh, come on. You killed the deejay? 1694 01:27:22,442 --> 01:27:24,811 We'll go for Sosa. Handle Jimmy Boy. 1695 01:27:32,318 --> 01:27:33,353 [Jimmy Boy] Whoa. 1696 01:27:34,587 --> 01:27:35,588 Come on. 1697 01:27:36,990 --> 01:27:39,192 I can't **** because of you, Mike! 1698 01:27:40,694 --> 01:27:42,662 I'm not sure I know what that means, Jimmy Boy. 1699 01:27:42,696 --> 01:27:44,931 I just wanna ****, Mike! 1700 01:27:52,605 --> 01:27:54,140 [bodyguard] Nick, stay where you are. 1701 01:27:55,775 --> 01:27:56,776 Put your guns down. 1702 01:27:57,977 --> 01:27:58,978 [gun shots] 1703 01:27:59,612 --> 01:28:01,781 Nick, you ******* traitor. 1704 01:28:02,949 --> 01:28:05,318 [door whirring] 1705 01:28:08,321 --> 01:28:10,123 [door whirring] 1706 01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:20,660 [♪ intense music continues playing] 1707 01:28:24,904 --> 01:28:27,240 This isn't personal, Jimmy Boy. This had to be done. 1708 01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:29,309 I ******* hate rats, Mike. 1709 01:28:29,376 --> 01:28:32,545 Except for the one from that movie where it was cooking stuff. 1710 01:28:33,213 --> 01:28:35,982 - Ratatouille? - Yeah, Ratatouille, Mike. 1711 01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:39,190 I'm not the rat, Jimmy Boy. It was Jackie Napalm. 1712 01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:40,220 [laughs sarcastically] 1713 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:42,355 That's not ******* cool, Mike. 1714 01:28:42,422 --> 01:28:45,859 Jackie Napalm was my boy. He was a real one. 1715 01:28:47,861 --> 01:28:49,162 Sosa's on the move. 1716 01:28:51,564 --> 01:28:53,330 - [gun cocks] - [shell rattles] 1717 01:28:54,434 --> 01:28:56,236 [gun shots] 1718 01:29:00,106 --> 01:29:02,750 [Jimmy Boy] I'm coming for you, Dad! 1719 01:29:02,175 --> 01:29:03,176 [groans] 1720 01:29:03,910 --> 01:29:05,612 All right. [panting] 1721 01:29:17,570 --> 01:29:18,425 Let her go, Sosa. 1722 01:29:18,525 --> 01:29:19,526 Where's my son? 1723 01:29:20,427 --> 01:29:22,696 Uh, I thought he was out here with you. 1724 01:29:23,897 --> 01:29:24,931 [broken glass clinking] 1725 01:29:25,765 --> 01:29:27,767 [Jimmy Boy groaning] 1726 01:29:29,350 --> 01:29:30,360 Jimmy Boy? 1727 01:29:32,405 --> 01:29:34,307 Can someone explain to me 1728 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:38,812 how the **** there's two Nicks? 1729 01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:41,981 Dad. 1730 01:29:42,549 --> 01:29:43,550 [thuds] 1731 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:44,784 Jimmy Boy! 1732 01:29:45,585 --> 01:29:46,986 Jimmy Boy! 1733 01:29:48,154 --> 01:29:49,556 What have you done? 1734 01:29:50,256 --> 01:29:52,225 Well, I didn't make him jump out the window. 1735 01:29:52,292 --> 01:29:53,893 [Sosa] You've ruined ****in' everything. 1736 01:29:53,993 --> 01:29:56,620 - Everything! - [whimpers] 1737 01:29:56,896 --> 01:29:58,465 What do I even have now? 1738 01:29:59,432 --> 01:30:01,301 You couldn't possibly understand. 1739 01:30:01,401 --> 01:30:04,104 You don't know what it's like to raise a child on your own. 1740 01:30:04,938 --> 01:30:08,608 A single parent, wanting only the best for him. 1741 01:30:08,742 --> 01:30:10,760 We get it. 1742 01:30:10,143 --> 01:30:12,679 - You're Lorelai and he's Rory. - Mmm-hmm. 1743 01:30:14,948 --> 01:30:16,249 Lorelai and Rory? 1744 01:30:17,984 --> 01:30:19,419 The Gilmore Girls? 1745 01:30:19,486 --> 01:30:21,521 - That's right. - The Gilmore Girls. 1746 01:30:23,623 --> 01:30:25,358 That's kind of you to say. 1747 01:30:27,460 --> 01:30:29,496 - [gasps] - But Jimmy Boy's gone now. 1748 01:30:29,596 --> 01:30:31,364 And somebody's gotta pay. 1749 01:30:31,431 --> 01:30:33,990 [Future Nick] I agree with you, Sosa. 1750 01:30:33,867 --> 01:30:35,135 A hundred percent. 1751 01:30:36,269 --> 01:30:37,771 If you're gonna kill somebody... 1752 01:30:39,973 --> 01:30:41,141 it should be me. 1753 01:30:41,174 --> 01:30:43,430 [♪ dramatic music playing] 1754 01:30:44,277 --> 01:30:47,470 Sosa, we're all here because we've made mistakes. 1755 01:30:48,314 --> 01:30:52,180 Mike never should have been a gangster in the first place. 1756 01:30:53,820 --> 01:30:55,722 Alice and I never should've gotten married. 1757 01:30:57,390 --> 01:30:59,959 And Jimmy Boy never should've jumped out of that window. 1758 01:31:00,827 --> 01:31:04,640 Hell, I made more than one mistake. 1759 01:31:04,898 --> 01:31:06,332 I made a lot of 'em. 1760 01:31:08,234 --> 01:31:10,470 I never should have framed Mike to be the rat. 1761 01:31:12,372 --> 01:31:14,341 This thing is my responsibility. 1762 01:31:15,975 --> 01:31:17,310 So, go ahead, Sosa. 1763 01:31:18,845 --> 01:31:20,213 Take your grief out on me. 1764 01:31:22,349 --> 01:31:23,350 I deserve it. 1765 01:31:24,684 --> 01:31:26,586 Well, I got a better idea. 1766 01:31:27,153 --> 01:31:30,857 I'm gonna wanna kill whoever's gonna make you hurt the most. 1767 01:31:31,558 --> 01:31:33,893 And that looks like Quick Draw. 1768 01:31:33,993 --> 01:31:34,994 - [gun fires] - [yelps] 1769 01:31:45,338 --> 01:31:48,408 [Alice, breath trembling] Oh, shit. 1770 01:31:55,615 --> 01:31:56,683 [gun clatters] 1771 01:32:01,540 --> 01:32:02,550 [gasps] 1772 01:32:07,761 --> 01:32:09,620 Quick Draw Alice. 1773 01:32:10,300 --> 01:32:10,964 [groans] 1774 01:32:11,531 --> 01:32:13,533 [♪ ominous music playing] 1775 01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:18,271 [groans] 1776 01:32:19,773 --> 01:32:21,241 [groaning] 1777 01:32:25,278 --> 01:32:26,813 - Nick? - [Present Nick groans] 1778 01:32:26,946 --> 01:32:29,820 Oh, you stupid son of a *****. 1779 01:32:30,784 --> 01:32:31,985 [Present Nick] I think I'm okay. 1780 01:32:32,552 --> 01:32:34,320 - **** this. Quick, Nick. - [groans] 1781 01:32:34,988 --> 01:32:36,990 Oh, shit. Nick. 1782 01:32:37,570 --> 01:32:38,580 Present Nick. 1783 01:32:38,658 --> 01:32:41,428 [engine accelerating] 1784 01:32:41,494 --> 01:32:42,595 [tires screech] 1785 01:32:43,496 --> 01:32:45,165 You're okay. You're doing great. 1786 01:32:46,132 --> 01:32:47,133 Hang in there, bud. 1787 01:32:47,233 --> 01:32:50,700 All right? We'll get you fixed up soon. 1788 01:32:50,603 --> 01:32:52,272 How far are we from the hospital? 1789 01:32:52,739 --> 01:32:54,700 - Uh, four miles. - Okay. 1790 01:32:54,808 --> 01:32:55,909 This is good. 1791 01:32:56,309 --> 01:32:58,645 Do we have some ****in' music or something? 1792 01:32:58,778 --> 01:33:00,780 - [Mike] Yeah, whatever you want. - Put on a ****in' song? 1793 01:33:00,814 --> 01:33:01,948 Yeah, yeah. I got you. 1794 01:33:01,981 --> 01:33:03,983 Here. Don't worry, I got it. 1795 01:33:04,117 --> 01:33:06,152 [Mike] Whatever you want, brother. Whatever you want. 1796 01:33:06,186 --> 01:33:07,587 [Future Nick] Here we go. Here we go. 1797 01:33:07,620 --> 01:33:09,189 - Yeah. - Yeah? [chuckles] 1798 01:33:09,289 --> 01:33:11,240 [♪ Oasis "Don't Look Back in Anger" playing] 1799 01:33:11,124 --> 01:33:14,527 - This song. - You didn't do that, did you? **** off. 1800 01:33:14,661 --> 01:33:16,663 - Try to breathe. Relax. You got it. - Okay. 1801 01:33:16,763 --> 01:33:17,997 Nice and easy. 1802 01:33:18,598 --> 01:33:22,702 ♪ Slip inside the eye of your mind ♪ 1803 01:33:22,802 --> 01:33:26,139 ♪ Don't you know you might find ♪ 1804 01:33:26,172 --> 01:33:28,441 [singing along weakly] ♪ A better place to stay ♪ 1805 01:33:30,377 --> 01:33:34,280 ♪ You said that you'd never been ♪ 1806 01:33:34,347 --> 01:33:36,483 ♪ But all the things that you've seen ♪ 1807 01:33:36,616 --> 01:33:38,151 That's good. 1808 01:33:38,184 --> 01:33:40,200 ♪ Will slowly fade away ♪ 1809 01:33:42,689 --> 01:33:46,493 [Future Nick and Present Nick] ♪ So I start a revolution from my bed ♪ 1810 01:33:47,994 --> 01:33:52,732 ♪ Said the brains I had went to my head ♪ 1811 01:33:54,340 --> 01:33:58,905 [joins in] ♪ Step outside the summertime's in bloom ♪ 1812 01:33:58,972 --> 01:33:59,973 Here we go. 1813 01:34:00,730 --> 01:34:02,842 ♪ Stand up beside the fireplace ♪ 1814 01:34:02,976 --> 01:34:05,745 ♪ Take that look from off your face ♪ 1815 01:34:05,845 --> 01:34:08,748 ♪ 'Cause you ain't ever gonna burn ♪ 1816 01:34:08,815 --> 01:34:11,718 ♪ My heart out ♪ 1817 01:34:11,818 --> 01:34:13,653 [Future Nick] All right, Nick, let me hear you. 1818 01:34:17,424 --> 01:34:21,327 ♪ And so Sally can wait ♪ 1819 01:34:21,394 --> 01:34:23,863 ♪ She knows it's too late ♪ 1820 01:34:23,897 --> 01:34:27,701 - ♪ While we're walking on by ♪ - ♪ As we're walking on by ♪ 1821 01:34:27,834 --> 01:34:29,235 [chuckles] That's good. 1822 01:34:29,335 --> 01:34:34,341 [all singing along] ♪ Her soul slides away ♪ 1823 01:34:34,407 --> 01:34:37,377 ♪ But don't look back in anger ♪ 1824 01:34:37,444 --> 01:34:39,946 ♪ I heard you say ♪ 1825 01:34:40,130 --> 01:34:41,748 [chuckles] 1826 01:34:41,781 --> 01:34:45,118 - You're such a shit singer, Nick. - Yeah, you sound like garbage, brother. 1827 01:34:45,218 --> 01:34:46,853 [Future Nick] I thought you sounded great. 1828 01:34:47,420 --> 01:34:48,421 You're doing great. 1829 01:34:49,122 --> 01:34:50,457 All right, we got one more. 1830 01:34:56,529 --> 01:34:58,431 Keep singing with me. Keep singing with me. 1831 01:34:59,232 --> 01:35:00,767 Nick, keep singing with me. 1832 01:35:01,201 --> 01:35:03,770 Nick, keep singing. Okay? 1833 01:35:07,874 --> 01:35:09,750 We're gonna make it. 1834 01:35:10,610 --> 01:35:14,547 [group singing along] ♪ So Sally can wait ♪ 1835 01:35:14,581 --> 01:35:17,830 ♪ She knows it's too late ♪ 1836 01:35:17,150 --> 01:35:21,121 ♪ As we're walking on by ♪ 1837 01:35:22,222 --> 01:35:26,893 ♪ Her soul slides away ♪ 1838 01:35:27,494 --> 01:35:30,330 ♪ But don't look back in anger ♪ 1839 01:35:30,430 --> 01:35:32,399 ♪ I heard you say ♪ 1840 01:35:34,100 --> 01:35:38,271 [Alice] ♪ And so Sally can wait ♪ 1841 01:35:38,338 --> 01:35:40,573 ♪ She knows it's too late ♪ 1842 01:35:40,607 --> 01:35:44,144 ♪ As she's walking on by ♪ 1843 01:35:44,244 --> 01:35:45,612 [Alice breath trembling] 1844 01:35:45,679 --> 01:35:49,649 ♪ Her soul slides away ♪ 1845 01:35:49,749 --> 01:35:50,950 [Alice sniffles] 1846 01:35:50,984 --> 01:35:52,318 ♪ But don't look back in anger ♪ 1847 01:35:52,419 --> 01:35:54,587 [Alice] Okay. Okay. 1848 01:35:57,524 --> 01:35:58,525 Okay. 1849 01:36:05,298 --> 01:36:06,332 [engine stops, tires screech] 1850 01:36:06,433 --> 01:36:10,103 ♪ At least not today ♪ 1851 01:36:17,777 --> 01:36:19,479 [chuckles softly] 1852 01:36:27,721 --> 01:36:28,855 [sniffles] 1853 01:36:31,825 --> 01:36:33,993 [Alice sobbing softly] 1854 01:36:49,576 --> 01:36:51,845 [Alice continues sobbing softly] 1855 01:36:57,170 --> 01:36:59,520 [laughs] 1856 01:37:05,392 --> 01:37:07,260 We can fix this. 1857 01:37:12,866 --> 01:37:13,867 What? 1858 01:37:13,900 --> 01:37:15,435 We can fix this. 1859 01:37:16,703 --> 01:37:17,704 Sweetie... 1860 01:37:19,739 --> 01:37:22,509 Nick is gone. And he's not coming back. 1861 01:37:23,543 --> 01:37:24,611 The time machine blew up. 1862 01:37:24,744 --> 01:37:28,140 The only guy who could fix it is dead. I know this is hard to accept. 1863 01:37:29,382 --> 01:37:30,850 But this was our only shot. 1864 01:37:33,190 --> 01:37:34,540 But... 1865 01:37:34,788 --> 01:37:36,790 But why can't we just use the other one? 1866 01:37:41,610 --> 01:37:42,620 The other one? 1867 01:37:45,899 --> 01:37:46,900 Oh. 1868 01:37:48,401 --> 01:37:49,569 Oh, boy. 1869 01:37:52,105 --> 01:37:53,106 Oh. 1870 01:37:54,874 --> 01:37:56,409 I thought you knew. 1871 01:37:57,410 --> 01:38:00,413 Well, I guess it makes sense. Symon was my friend. 1872 01:38:03,249 --> 01:38:04,984 - There's another time machine? - Yes. 1873 01:38:05,652 --> 01:38:07,654 [♪ intriguing house music playing] 1874 01:38:08,488 --> 01:38:09,889 ♪ ...call on me ♪ 1875 01:38:09,989 --> 01:38:13,460 ♪ Call on me, Valerie ♪ 1876 01:38:14,594 --> 01:38:15,762 [door clanking] 1877 01:38:22,235 --> 01:38:24,700 Does it come with an instruction manual? 1878 01:38:26,940 --> 01:38:28,575 [Alice] No, we'll be fine. 1879 01:38:28,641 --> 01:38:31,444 If Nick could use it, ****in' anybody could. [chuckles] 1880 01:38:31,511 --> 01:38:33,913 All right. Time for round two. 1881 01:38:40,353 --> 01:38:42,956 ♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪ 1882 01:38:43,230 --> 01:38:45,859 ♪ Call on me, call on me ♪ 1883 01:38:45,992 --> 01:38:49,662 ♪ Call on me, Valerie ♪ 1884 01:38:49,696 --> 01:38:52,432 ♪ Come and see me ♪ 1885 01:38:53,867 --> 01:38:58,138 ♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪ 1886 01:38:58,204 --> 01:39:01,875 ♪ So cool, she was like ♪ 1887 01:39:01,975 --> 01:39:03,777 ♪ Jazz on a summer's day ♪ 1888 01:39:05,779 --> 01:39:09,449 ♪ Music, high and sweet ♪ 1889 01:39:09,516 --> 01:39:11,317 ♪ Then she just blew away ♪ 1890 01:39:13,286 --> 01:39:16,322 ♪ Valerie, call on me ♪ 1891 01:39:16,389 --> 01:39:20,600 ♪ Call on me, Valerie ♪ 1892 01:39:20,193 --> 01:39:22,862 ♪ Come and see me ♪ 1893 01:39:23,830 --> 01:39:27,867 ♪ I'm the same boy I used to be ♪ 1894 01:39:31,638 --> 01:39:34,400 ♪ I'm the same ♪ 1895 01:39:36,209 --> 01:39:39,179 Okay, this feels like a bit of an overreaction. 1896 01:39:39,245 --> 01:39:41,247 [Present Nick] Nobody likes to be talked to like that. 1897 01:39:41,348 --> 01:39:43,183 And I want you to say it with me. You ready? 1898 01:39:43,750 --> 01:39:45,652 The customer's always right. Try it. 1899 01:39:46,986 --> 01:39:49,189 - "The customer's always right"? - Say it again. 1900 01:39:49,255 --> 01:39:51,524 - "The customer's always right." - Are you the customer? 1901 01:39:52,859 --> 01:39:54,728 - Am I the customer? - You're the customer. 1902 01:39:54,861 --> 01:39:56,196 So, who's right? 1903 01:39:56,262 --> 01:39:58,310 - You're right. - The customer wants... 1904 01:39:59,566 --> 01:40:00,567 Sugar-free candy? 1905 01:40:00,700 --> 01:40:02,235 Sugar-free candy. 1906 01:40:04,104 --> 01:40:05,905 - Here you go. - [man] Thank you so much. 1907 01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:07,874 [grunts, laughs] 1908 01:40:07,941 --> 01:40:10,760 I wanna tell you a couple things while I have you. 1909 01:40:10,176 --> 01:40:12,245 One, the name's Symon. It's with a "Y." 1910 01:40:12,379 --> 01:40:14,414 So, S-Y-M-O-N. 1911 01:40:14,514 --> 01:40:17,450 Two, I'm an inventor, so I guess that's pretty cool, right? 1912 01:40:17,584 --> 01:40:20,453 Three, I'm creating a device that will change the ******* world. 1913 01:40:20,587 --> 01:40:23,857 Everything that you know will change when this comes out, so... 1914 01:40:23,923 --> 01:40:26,626 Four, love lists. I love lists. 1915 01:40:26,760 --> 01:40:28,428 [Sosa] Come to the house. We'll have a drink. 1916 01:40:28,461 --> 01:40:30,960 How about, even better, 1917 01:40:30,196 --> 01:40:31,297 when I come to your house, 1918 01:40:31,431 --> 01:40:34,534 we have a drink and toast to the fact that we're gonna kill him? 1919 01:40:34,567 --> 01:40:37,237 Then why don't we have a second toast after we kill him? 1920 01:40:37,303 --> 01:40:39,639 And then we'll have a third toast at his funeral. 1921 01:40:39,739 --> 01:40:41,408 And then how about we have a toast 1922 01:40:41,541 --> 01:40:44,110 every year, for the rest of our ****in' lives, 1923 01:40:44,210 --> 01:40:46,546 - toasting the blood leaving Mike's body? - [Sosa laughing] 1924 01:40:46,579 --> 01:40:49,816 I like that. Yeah, that's it. [laughs] 1925 01:40:49,916 --> 01:40:51,284 To that rat****. 1926 01:40:51,384 --> 01:40:54,821 The Barron likes to take his victims alive. 1927 01:40:54,888 --> 01:40:56,456 He took me alive last time? 1928 01:40:56,556 --> 01:40:58,625 [Mike] Oh, God! 1929 01:40:58,725 --> 01:41:00,600 Help! 1930 01:41:00,493 --> 01:41:01,494 [grunts] 1931 01:41:04,497 --> 01:41:05,932 [laughs, groans] 1932 01:41:07,934 --> 01:41:09,936 [♪ electronic music playing] 1933 01:41:56,816 --> 01:41:58,818 [♪ electronic music continues playing]