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[grand orchestral fanfare
playing]

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[music slows, distorts]

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[music rewinding rapidly]

4
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[tinny grand orchestral
fanfare pl

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[music ends]

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♪ Il ♪

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♪ lumination ♪

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♪ Illumination ♪

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[harmonizing]:
♪ Illumination. ♪

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♪ ♪

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- [pig squealing]
- Hyah! Hyah!

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[barking]

13
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[whimpering]

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- [cat meows]
- [laughing]

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[vibrating grunting]

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BOTH: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey</font><i><font size="11">! Hey!</i>

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- [elephant trumpets]
- [grunting </font><i><font size="11">rhythmically]</i>

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[Minions speaking Minionese,
laugh</font><i><font size="11">ing]</i>

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- [train whistle blowing]
- Uh

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[gasps, whimpers]

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[grunts]

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Eh

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[both laughing]

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- [laughing]: Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.

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[grunting]

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Oh!

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All right, everybody,
gather round</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

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This is our latest,
very special e</font><i><font size="11">xhibit</i>

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where you’ll learn all about
your </font><i><font size="11">favorite movies</i>

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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.

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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!

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[attendees exclaiming]

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Look at all
this cool stuff. Oh.

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Look up there. It’s E.T.

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[attendees gasping]

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[excitedly]:
Oh, and look at this </font><i><font size="11">one.</i>

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- [gasps] Keanu Reeves.
- [glass s</font><i><font size="11">queaks]</i>

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[purrs seductively]

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[exclaiming, murmuring]

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And you all know
George Lucas, rig</font><i><font size="11">ht?</i>

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- [excited chattering]
- GIRL: Oh,</font><i><font size="11"> yes, he’s great.</i>

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[muffled]:
I’d really like to go h</font><i><font size="11">ome now.</i>

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Come on, only a few more weeks
lef</font><i><font size="11">t in the exhibit.</i>

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You can do it.

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Can I at least have
my cell phone?

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Oh, George, you’re just gonna
use </font><i><font size="11">it to call for help.</i>

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[sighs heavily]

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Oh, and over here,

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oh, wow, the most important
figure</font><i><font size="11">s in the exhibit.</i>

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Without them,
there would be no Ho</font><i><font size="11">llywood.</i>

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James and Henry!

52
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Who?

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Are you serious?

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James and Henry.

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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.

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But I’ve never seen, uh

57
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James and Henry.

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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me </font><i><font size="11">neither.</i>

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[stammers]

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This is insane!

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James and Henry
are legends, and
</font><i><font size="11">they changed Hollywood forever.</i>

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Not just Hollywood,
they changed t</font><i><font size="11">he world.</i>

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And their story is epic.

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- [gasping, murmuring]
- They’re w</font><i><font size="11">hat?</i>

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What is she talking about?

66
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You know what? Change of plans.

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Everybody, sit down. Now.

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All of you. Come on, sit down.

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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. J</font><i><font size="11">ohnson.</i>

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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.

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[pops]

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As you may know,
throughout time,

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dozens of Minion tribes
have been </font><i><font size="11">roaming our planet,</i>

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searching for
the perfect villain

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- to serve.
- [burps]

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[Minions speaking Minionese
excite</font><i><font size="11">dly, laughing]</i>

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[singing “Blow the Man Down”
in Mi</font><i><font size="11">nionese]</i>

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♪ Ho, ho ♪
[singing in Minionese]

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OLIVIA: And among them
was a very </font><i><font size="11">special guy.</i>

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That’s him right there.

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James.

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He liked to draw, paint,
but, abov</font><i><font size="11">e all,</i>

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he loved to invent stories
and sha</font><i><font size="11">re them
with his buddies.</i>

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- Hey, Alberto.
Look at me booka.
</font><i><font size="11">
- Huh?</i>

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¿Te gusta?

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Uh um, meh.

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JAMES: Ah. Uh, Eric.
[speaks Minio</font><i><font size="11">nese]</i>

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Huh? [sputters, mutters]

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Hey, James! Hey!
[speaks Minionese</font><i><font size="11">] Okay?</i>

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[stammering]:
Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.

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[groans]

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[grunting]

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OLIVIA:
The rest of his tribe, how</font><i><font size="11">ever,</i>

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they were just interested
in one t</font><i><font size="11">hing.</i>

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[Minions gasp]

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MINIONS:
Big Boss. Ooh

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OLIVIA: To serve the most evil
mas</font><i><font size="11">ter they can find.</i>

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And this guy checked
all the boxes</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

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Scary? Check.

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Burly? Check.

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- Super mean?
- Ooh.

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- Pout! Pout! Pout!
- [people groa</font><i><font size="11">ning]</i>

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[laughing]

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OLIVIA:
Double check.

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CYCLOPS:
Oh.

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- [laughing]
- MAN: No, no, no!

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- Pout! Pout! Pout!
- [panicked sh</font><i><font size="11">outing]</i>

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[laughing]

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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[panicked shouting]

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OLIVIA:
He was a perfect ten.

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[laughing]

113
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[Minions shouting excitedly]

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MINIONS:
Pout! Pout! Pout!

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[chattering happily]

116
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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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- [laughing]
- [heavy thudding]

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OLIVIA:
To show their new master
</font><i><font size="11">how much they cared,</i>

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the Minions did everything
for him</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

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[speaking Minionese]

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[James humming]

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OLIVIA: But James wanted
to go one</font><i><font size="11"> step further</i>

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and create something
truly wonderf</font><i><font size="11">ul for his master.</i>

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- [thudding footsteps]
- Uh, uh, w</font><i><font size="11">hat? Ah.</i>

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[Cyclops humming]

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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!

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Hey, looka! Looka!
[speaking Minio</font><i><font size="11">nese]</i>

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- [Cyclops sighs]
- [James laughs]

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Regarde! [grunts]

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C’est tu! [chuckles]

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Et c’est nous!

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[chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss! Bi</font><i><font size="11">g Boss!</i>

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[laughing]

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Pout, pout, pout.

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JAMES:
Uh

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- No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
- [Cy</font><i><font size="11">clops laughing]</i>

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- No.
- [laughing, grunting]

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[grunts] Eh?

139
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[Cyclops gasps]

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[screaming]

141
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[gasps] Regarde! Regarde!

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[whimpering]

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[screaming]

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- [shouting in pain]
- [shouting i</font><i><font size="11">n Minionese]</i>

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- [crashing]
- [Cyclops cries out]

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Ah, ooh, ooh.

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- [crashing]
- [grunting]

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[cries out in pain]

149
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[whimpering]

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Uh, pulla, pulla
[speaks Minionese</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

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[straining]

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[grunting]

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Phew.

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[laughs]

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JAMES:
Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!

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Oomph! [air squeaking]

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[screaming]

158
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[pained grunting]

159
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[gasping]

160
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Ow! [grunting]

161
00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,206
Oh! Ooh! Oh!

162
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[screaming]

163
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- [thudding, squishing]
- [gasping</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

164
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- [grunts woozily]
- [gags]

165
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- Oh, James.
- James.

166
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[chuckles sheepishly]

167
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♪ ♪

168
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[sighs]

169
00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,821
OLIVIA:
The Minions were banished

170
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from the Cyclops’s island
that day</font><i><font size="11">,</i>

171
00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,525
and everyone was mad at James.

172
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- [speaks Minionese]
- James, Jame</font><i><font size="11">s, James!</i>

173
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[shouting angrily
in Minionese, gr</font><i><font size="11">unts]</i>

174
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- Oh.
- OLIVIA: Well, not everyone</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

175
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- [laughing]
- One other Minion
f</font><i><font size="11">ound it very funny.</i>

176
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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.

177
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[screaming in pain]

178
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[speaks Minionese,
blows raspberry</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

179
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[screaming in pain]

180
00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,678
Ayah, ouch. [groaning]

181
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[laughing, speaks Minionese]

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OLIVIA:
And that was Henry.

183
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- HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la.
- [</font><i><font size="11">James chuckles]</i>

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[speaking Minionese]

185
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Allez.

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[stutters] Hey, James.
[speaking M</font><i><font size="11">inionese]</i>

187
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Ah, sí, sí.

188
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[rhythmic drumbeat]

189
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Uh-uh.

190
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

191
00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,609
Hey.

192
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[speaks Minionese]

193
00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,182
♪ ♪

194
00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,417
Huh? [laughs]

195
00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,486
[Henry laughing]

196
00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:07,721
Mee-ta Henry.

197
00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,723
Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.

198
00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:12,425
- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.

199
00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:13,727
[laughs] Ooh, hey.

200
00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,662
- [speaking Minionese]
- Sí.

201
00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,764
[speaks Minionese excitedly]

202
00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:19,499
Oh, oh. [speaks Minionese]

203
00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,502
Hey, oh! [speaking Minionese]

204
00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,371
- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.

205
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,839
[laughing nervously]

206
00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,374
- Blah.
- [sputters]

207
00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,175
- [both laughing]
- [sighs]

208
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OLIVIA:
And from that moment on,

209
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James and Henry
were inseparable.

210
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The best of friends
and by each ot</font><i><font size="11">her’s side</i>

211
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- no matter where they went
- MINI</font><i><font size="11">ONS: Big Boss! Big Boss!</i>

212
00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:43,256
- or who they worked for.
- Big Bo</font><i><font size="11">ss! Big Boss! Big Boss!</i>

213
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Their next master
was extremely pr</font><i><font size="11">omising,</i>

214
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very powerful and,
more importantl</font><i><font size="11">y, very evil.</i>

215
00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:56,136
And his book-- ooh, dear me,
it ha</font><i><font size="11">d some
wicked spells in it.</i>

216
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,837
Misha stroganoff.

217
00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,906
[vocalizing, whistling]

218
00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:01,608
Oh la la la.
[speaking Minionese]

219
00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,176
[shouts in foreign language]

220
00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,544
Brush up! Brush up!

221
00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,613
[speaks Minionese,
laughs nervousl</font><i><font size="11">y]</i>

222
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,283
No touch of la bookiski.

223
00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:14,320
- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No to</font><i><font size="11">uch of.</i>

224
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,924
Ah. [laughing]

225
00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:20,193
- No touch of!
- [yelps] Bah no, n</font><i><font size="11">o.</i>

226
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,729
[hushed]:
Hey, James. James.

227
00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,431
Come here, come here. Looka.

228
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,965
Touch of la bookiski.

229
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,501
[chuckles]:
Oh.

230
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,203
Looka. Come here, come here.

231
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,404
[grunts]

232
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,405
Oh.

233
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,274
Bella la monstra.

234
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,542
[laughing]

235
00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,578
Ooh la. Ooh.

236
00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,281
Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!

237
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,683
Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.

238
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,318
Uh [clears throat]

239
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,210
[speaking foreign language]

240
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,489
♪ ♪

241
00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:50,757
[crackling]

242
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,459
- [Minions gasping]
- [soft rumbli</font><i><font size="11">ng]</i>

243
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,961
- [exclaiming, whimpering]
- [magi</font><i><font size="11">cal tinkling]</i>

244
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,332
[deep purring]

245
00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,667
BOTH:
Aw.

246
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,302
[speaks Minionese] cute-a.

247
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,137
[chirps]

248
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,438
[roaring viciously]

249
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,673
[screaming]

250
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,420
[wind whistling]

251
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,345
[snarling]

252
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,850
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

253
00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,919
[Wizard shouting
in foreign langua</font><i><font size="11">ge]</i>

254
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,455
[wind whistles]

255
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,858
[screaming]

256
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,727
[cries out]

257
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,797
[panting, whimpering]

258
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:34,267
Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.

259
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,437
Command-Zed!

260
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,272
- Undo!
- [growling]

261
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,174
Command-Zed!

262
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,475
Undo!

263
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,911
[strained growling, roaring]

264
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,820
[bellowing]

265
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,654
[crackling]

266
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,790
[Minions groaning weakly]

267
00:10:56,923 --> 00:11:00,627
OLIVIA: Once again, the Minions
ha</font><i><font size="11">d inadvertently
lost a master.</i>

268
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,529
[groaning]

269
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,730
Henry! [laughing]

270
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,565
OLIVIA:
On the plus side,

271
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,901
James and Henry’s friendship
becam</font><i><font size="11">e stronger that day</i>

272
00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,469
- Uh
- Uh [laughs nervously]

273
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,904
OLIVIA:
even if it made

274
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,772
some of the other Minions
unhappy.

275
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:16,760
[speaking Minionese angrily]

276
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,844
[grunts]

277
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,813
[snickering]

278
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,881
[gasping, panting]

279
00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:23,850
[strained grunting]

280
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,520
OLIVIA:
Oh, this is Ed, by the way</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

281
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,922
He’s a friendly Minion
who is a bi</font><i><font size="11">t hard of hearing.</i>

282
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:30,790
[blows raspberry]

283
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,793
So they came up with a way of
comm</font><i><font size="11">unicating with each other.</i>

284
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,262
- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.

285
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,664
[grunts]

286
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,566
[laughing]

287
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,967
Come here.

288
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,469
Huh?

289
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,377
♪ ♪

290
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:54,814
OLIVIA: And so the Minions went
fr</font><i><font size="11">om one boss to the next.</i>

291
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,516
And there were many.

292
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,284
♪ ♪

293
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,586
[growling]

294
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,688
- The Big Boss!
- [cheering]

295
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,757
[toilet flushing]

296
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,693
CHRIS:
Uh, buddies. [stammers]

297
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,561
Por favor. [whimpers]

298
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,130
Uh. Huh? Ah!

299
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,297
[grunts]

300
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,799
[mummy screams]

301
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,402
MINIONS:
Oh, Chris!

302
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,271
- [pirate laughing]
- [Minions gro</font><i><font size="11">wling]</i>

303
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,973
[Minions shouting]

304
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,808
[grunts]

305
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,844
[pirate screams]

306
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,579
MINIONS:
Oh, Bill.

307
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:27,781
[pirate screaming]

308
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,116
[snoring]

309
00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:34,587
MINIONS:
Oh, Patrick.

310
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,923
[shouting in Minionese,
grunting]

311
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,193
- [bamboo creaking]
- Huh?

312
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,595
MINIONS:
Oh, Brian.

313
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,531
♪ ♪

314
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,232
OLIVIA:
But after a while,

315
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,369
they couldn’t find
any more evil m</font><i><font size="11">asters to serve.</i>

316
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,739
For a very long time,
the Minions </font><i><font size="11">wandered about,</i>

317
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,241
tired and losing hope.

318
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,576
[panting]

319
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,578
Okay. [speaking Minionese]

320
00:12:58,712 --> 00:12:59,579
Okay?

321
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,114
[speaking Minionese]

322
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,982
OLIVIA: And that
very bossy Minion</font><i><font size="11"> there,</i>

323
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,718
that’s Dick.

324
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,619
He barked at everyone
to make camp</font><i><font size="11"> for the night.</i>

325
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,880
- [James and Henry laughing]
- Eh,</font><i><font size="11"> bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.</i>

326
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,423
[speaking Minionese]

327
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,892
OLIVIA:
Now, because of their nons</font><i><font size="11">top</i>

328
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,495
blabbering and giggling,
Dick orde</font><i><font size="11">red Henry and James</i>

329
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,132
to go sleep away from
everyone els</font><i><font size="11">e, as per usual.</i>

330
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,934
- [snoring]
- Which was fine with </font><i><font size="11">them,</i>

331
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,969
as it meant they could
stay up all</font><i><font size="11"> night</i>

332
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:26,272
discussing the meaning of life,
th</font><i><font size="11">e cosmos,</i>

333
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,408
their hopes, their dreams.

334
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,744
[James and Henry
speaking Miniones</font><i><font size="11">e]</i>

335
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,214
- HENRY: Ooh la la.
[speaks Minion</font><i><font size="11">ese]
- JAMES: Bank you.</i>

336
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,116
- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.

337
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,350
Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick.

338
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,785
[speaks Minionese]
asparagus.

339
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,187
Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

340
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:45,580
- [laughing]
- DICK: Hey, yo!
Hen</font><i><font size="11">ry, James! Sleepa!</i>

341
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,159
[growls in frustration]

342
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,995
[snickering, laughing quietly]

343
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,199
[Henry and James snoring]

344
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,370
[snoring continues]

345
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,506
DICK:
Hey. [speaking Minionese]

346
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,940
Go, go, go.

347
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,610
- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh? [spe</font><i><font size="11">aks Minionese]</i>

348
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,378
[speaking Minionese]

349
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,490
- [speaks Minionese]
- [stutters, </font><i><font size="11">speaks Minionese]</i>

350
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,840
OLIVIA:
Oof. And with that,

351
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,720
Dick lost his temper again.

352
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,991
And he said all he had on
his mind</font><i><font size="11"> about the two friends.</i>

353
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,895
Henry thought long and hard
about </font><i><font size="11">Dick’s remarks</i>

354
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,263
and decided to punch him.

355
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,298
- [speaks Minionese]
- [Dick whimp</font><i><font size="11">ering]</i>

356
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,967
But thankfully Ed intervened,

357
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,737
signed for his friend
to calm down</font><i><font size="11">,</i>

358
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,305
breathe deeply

359
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,507
- and
- Hey. Hey! [grunts]

360
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,343
punched Dick himself.

361
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,411
- [shouting]
- [Dick stammering]

362
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,814
Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
[speak</font><i><font size="11">s Minionese] Okay?</i>

363
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,349
- [grunting]
- [clamoring]

364
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,950
OLIVIA:
Well, this seemed like

365
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,352
- the breaking point
- Looka!

366
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,253
but then Dick saw something

367
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,490
that would change
the Minions’ liv</font><i><font size="11">es forever.</i>

368
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,292
Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!

369
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,280
- [gunfire]
- ♪ ♪

370
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,732
[dings]

371
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,166
[dreamily]:
Big Boss.

372
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,868
ERIC:
Hey, buddies!

373
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,437
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

374
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,573
[gunfire]

375
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,577
[shouting excitedly]

376
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,145
[laughing]

377
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,147
[exclaims]

378
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,884
- [Minions shouting]
- [horses whi</font><i><font size="11">nnying]</i>

379
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:22,956
MINIONS:
Bye-bye!

380
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:24,524
[Minions shouting excitedly]

381
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,726
- What the?
- [train whistle blowi</font><i><font size="11">ng]</i>

382
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,361
Hyah!

383
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,503
- [Minions chattering]
- [grunting</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

384
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,638
[whimpering]

385
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:39,773
[shouting in Minionese]

386
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,275
[screaming]

387
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,277
- [Klaxon horn honking]
- Huh? Bud</font><i><font size="11">dies, looka!</i>

388
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,646
- [guns popping]
- [bandit yelps]

389
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,650
To the train!

390
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,752
- [bandit whimpers]
- [Minions cha</font><i><font size="11">tter]</i>

391
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,654
- Follow him! [grunts]
- Get on up</font><i><font size="11">! Get after him!</i>

392
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,690
Go, go, go!

393
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,324
Hmm? [gasps]

394
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,560
- After him!
- Come here, you litt</font><i><font size="11">le</i>

395
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,300
[strained grunting]

396
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,900
- Hey! [yelling]
- [grunts]

397
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:08,201
[whistling]

398
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,502
[grunts]

399
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,804
Huh? Oh.

400
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:11,938
[laughs]

401
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,175
- [Minions chattering]
- [bandit w</font><i><font size="11">himpers]</i>

402
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,679
[yelps]

403
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,649
Hey! Down here!

404
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,922
[whimpers, grunts]

405
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,457
[grunts]

406
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,858
Buddies! Helpa me!

407
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,294
- [bandit screaming]
- [clamoring]

408
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,829
[gasps]

409
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,864
[yelling, straining]

410
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,966
[clamoring continues]

411
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,202
[straining, yelling]

412
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,773
[strained grunting]

413
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,410
[Minions shouting]

414
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,143
- What? Oh!
- [engine sputtering]

415
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,611
[screams]

416
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,146
[clamoring]

417
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,414
[bandit grunting]

418
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,282
- Whoa, whoa!
- [engine sputtering</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

419
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,552
[“Hooray for Hollywood”
playing]

420
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,354
[grunting]

421
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,557
- Big Boss! Hey!
- [Minions laughi</font><i><font size="11">ng]</i>

422
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,920
[shrieks, whimpers]

423
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,595
[screaming]

424
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:11,865
- [Minions shouting]
- [man yelps]

425
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,366
[shouting in Minionese]

426
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,567
[laughing]

427
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,360
- Uh, oh.
- Oh.

428
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,272
- [speaks Minionese]
- [laughs]

429
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,674
[shouting in Minionese]

430
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,900
[laughing]

431
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,345
[people shouting and screaming]

432
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,215
[screaming]

433
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,817
Hey, hey, looka.

434
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,520
[train whistle blowing]

435
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,586
- Toot, toot!
- [laughing]

436
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,723
- [whistle continues blowing]
- [w</font><i><font size="11">oman exclaims]</i>

437
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,692
[whimpering]

438
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,127
[shouting excitedly]

439
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,732
[panting, screaming]

440
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,468
[Minions shouting]

441
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,771
[laughing]

442
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,841
[chattering]

443
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,677
[grunting]

444
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,914
- [bandit screams]
- [shouting]

445
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:02,382
[grunts]

446
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,851
[laughing, shouting]

447
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,686
Uh, uh, oh.

448
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,121
[strained grunting]

449
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,522
Oh, oh, oh.

450
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,124
[yells]

451
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,526
[grunts]

452
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,429
[shouting]

453
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,169
[man yelps]

454
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,600
- Hey. Toot, toot!
- [train whistl</font><i><font size="11">e blowing]</i>

455
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,740
- [laughing] Toot!
- Toot!

456
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,409
- [whistling stops]
- [gasps] -Agh</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

457
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,643
- [speaks Minionese] Broke off.
- </font><i><font size="11">Huh?</i>

458
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,579
- Toot, toot!
- [laughing]

459
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,140
- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!

460
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,383
- [laughing]
- [car horn honks]

461
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,520
[stammering]

462
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,870
- [woman speaking softly]
- [baby </font><i><font size="11">babbling]</i>

463
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,256
[screams] Buddies, go, go!

464
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,910
Toot, toot!

465
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,760
[screams]

466
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,129
[straining]

467
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,530
[screams]

468
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,236
[giggling]

469
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,303
[Minions sigh]

470
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,439
Ah! [shouting in Minionese]

471
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:03,243
- [shouting in Minionese]
- [man w</font><i><font size="11">himpering]</i>

472
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,879
[shouting in Minionese]

473
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,947
[clowns whimpering]

474
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:09,315
[clown laughing]

475
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,551
[whimpering]

476
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,553
[Minions shouting excitedly]

477
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,289
[screams] Please don’t hurt me!

478
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,591
MINIONS [dreamily]:
Big Boss.

479
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,460
Phew.

480
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,861
[screams] Look out!

481
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,496
HENRY:
Kumquat?

482
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,298
- MINIONS: Huh?
- [gasps]

483
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,599
BANDIT:
Huh?

484
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,368
No. [grunting]

485
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,304
[metallic screeching]

486
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,606
[panicked shouting]

487
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,776
- [panicked shouting]
- Stop!

488
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,547
Sto

489
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:43,830
- op!
- [train creaking]

490
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,751
[steam hisses]

491
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,522
[Minions grunt]

492
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,124
[plane engine sputtering]

493
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,359
[crashing]

494
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,427
Toot, toot.

495
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,563
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]

496
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,898
Okay, people, back to one.

497
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,166
[crew groans]

498
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,835
[growling]:
And you!

499
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,970
Do you have any idea
what you have</font><i><font size="11"> done?</i>

500
00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:05,505
[speaking Minionese]

501
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,507
la Boss y, uh, conducto
[speaking </font><i><font size="11">Minionese]</i>

502
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,210
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James t</font><i><font size="11">ambién.</i>

503
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,444
Sí, toot, toot.

504
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,313
[speaking Minionese, shouting]

505
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,115
Stop! Stop.

506
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,117
You’ve ruined everything.

507
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,190
It was a perfect scene.

508
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,955
All that work. All that money.
All</font><i><font size="11"> that effort.</i>

509
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,456
Uh [speaks Minionese] No?

510
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,891
- Get out of here.
- [Minions gasp</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

511
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,459
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you,</font><i><font size="11"> you.</i>

512
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,494
- And you.
- Me?

513
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,129
Definitely you. Get out!

514
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,998
- Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
- </font><i><font size="11">[Minions whimpering]</i>

515
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:33,967
- Out!
- [yelps, whimpers]

516
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,871
Verschwindet!

517
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,539
Let’s go again.

518
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,700
MAN:
Uh, hey, boss.

519
00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:42,776
We’re out of film.

520
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,411
[exhales]

521
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,113
This is not going
to go down well.

522
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,449
♪ ♪

523
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,724
[Klaxon horn honks]

524
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,330
[muttering quietly in German]

525
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,568
FRANK:
You tell that no-talent bum

526
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,904
if he messes up again,
he’s fired!

527
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,390
And then send him
a bottle of cham</font><i><font size="11">pagne</i>

528
00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:15,141
because it’s his birthday.
[chuckl</font><i><font size="11">es]</i>

529
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,544
Oh! There he is.

530
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,479
- Our favorite director.
- [chuckl</font><i><font size="11">es nervously]</i>

531
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,814
Hello, Mr. Bright.

532
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,515
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

533
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,150
- [yells]
- All right,
let’s see </font><i><font size="11">what you shot.</i>

534
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,151
[strained grunting]

535
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,619
Roll the scene, now.

536
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,588
We are so excited to see it.

537
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,560
Come on, let’s go.

538
00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:31,758
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,

539
00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:33,326
we had [gulps]

540
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,628
a small problem.

541
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:36,863
A problem?

542
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,990
Is just a puzzle
for friends to so</font><i><font size="11">lve.</i>

543
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:41,101
Problems cost money, Elwood.

544
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,569
If this scene is terrible,

545
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:46,673
you will never work
in this town a</font><i><font size="11">gain.</i>

546
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,108
But we’re sure you’ll do great

547
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,760
in any number of other towns.
[chu</font><i><font size="11">ckles]</i>

548
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,411
[Max chuckles weakly]

549
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,113
Roll the scene, please,
and thank </font><i><font size="11">you.</i>

550
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,281
- [film projector clicking]
- [pia</font><i><font size="11">no playing jaunty tune]</i>

551
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,589
♪ ♪

552
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,980
[dramatic piano music plays]

553
00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:19,305
[whimpers]:
Ooh, here we go.

554
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,641
♪ ♪

555
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,277
What is going on?

556
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,713
MAX: I know. That’s what I was
try</font><i><font size="11">ing to tell you at the</i>

557
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,781
[whimpers]

558
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,449
[Frank grunts]

559
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,351
What are those things?

560
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,286
Uh they, uh

561
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,721
FRANK:
You changed the whole scene</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

562
00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:36,489
- [dramatic chords]
- MAX: But I d</font><i><font size="11">idn’t.</i>

563
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,459
I oh, boy, I didn’t.

564
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,227
It’s genius!

565
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,562
What?

566
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,264
[jaunty music continues]

567
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,932
The scene, it’s great.

568
00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:47,767
It’s better than great.
I love it!

569
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,537
Those sickly children,
oh, they’re</font><i><font size="11"> fantastic.</i>

570
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,305
They have to be in
every shot of t</font><i><font size="11">he movie.</i>

571
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,840
Uh yeah.

572
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,909
[laughs nervously]
Okay. Absolutel</font><i><font size="11">y.</i>

573
00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:59,450
I’m going to get
my very good frie</font><i><font size="11">nds--</i>

574
00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:01,448
just those, uh, uh,
what’s their n</font><i><font size="11">ames--</i>

575
00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,850
and put them in the movie!

576
00:23:04,170 --> 00:23:05,485
[laughs nervously]

577
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,754
[music ends]

578
00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:08,788
Sam?

579
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,357
Elwood?

580
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,258
Would you mind playing it?

581
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,660
All right.

582
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,262
[playing “As Time Goes By”]

583
00:23:17,970 --> 00:23:19,632
Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie.

584
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,736
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.

585
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,805
Schnell! Schnell!
Get me my car!

586
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,774
- [Klaxon horn blaring]
- Faster, </font><i><font size="11">faster!</i>

587
00:23:27,941 --> 00:23:30,243
We need to find them.
Where are th</font><i><font size="11">ey?</i>

588
00:23:30,377 --> 00:23:31,411
Get out of the way!

589
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,279
Move it, move it!

590
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,714
[horns honking]

591
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,850
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give wome</font><i><font size="11">n the vote!</i>

592
00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,553
Give women the vote!

593
00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:42,322
- Give women the vote!
- Take the </font><i><font size="11">next right.</i>

594
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,570
They could be on Sunset.

595
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,160
- Ah.
- Ah.

596
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,195
Oh, looka! [speaks Minionese]

597
00:23:49,329 --> 00:23:50,497
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

598
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,332
- [grunts]
- [speaks Minionese]

599
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,340
[grunting]

600
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:55,568
[Henry laughing] Mmm!

601
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:56,836
[gasps] Hey, hey!

602
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:59,205
[chattering in Minionese]

603
00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:02,442
[hocks, spits]

604
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,843
Oh.

605
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:05,545
[laughing]

606
00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:07,147
[speaking Minionese]

607
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,281
Eh, looka.

608
00:24:08,415 --> 00:24:10,150
[hocks, spits]

609
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,850
[laughter]

610
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,387
[speaks Minionese,
hocks, spits]

611
00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,189
- [laughter]
- VENDOR: Hey!

612
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,224
- MEN: Huh?
- Don’t let ’em get aw</font><i><font size="11">ay!</i>

613
00:24:18,358 --> 00:24:19,526
[angry shouting]

614
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,227
- [police whistle blowing]
- Huh?

615
00:24:21,361 --> 00:24:23,630
[whimpering, screaming]

616
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:24,364
- [shouting in Minionese]
- [whimp</font><i><font size="11">ering]</i>

617
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,665
DICK:
Huh? [stammering]

618
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,233
- [screams]
- [whimpering]

619
00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:28,668
[angry shouting]

620
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,772
[frantic chattering]

621
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,875
- [bicycle bell ringing]
- BICYCLI</font><i><font size="11">ST: Whoa!</i>

622
00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:37,877
- [tires screeching]
- [frantic ch</font><i><font size="11">attering]</i>

623
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,145
[screams]

624
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:40,880
[cries out]

625
00:24:41,470 --> 00:24:41,848
[neighing]

626
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,317
- [Klaxon horn honks]
- [gasps]

627
00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:45,819
[Klaxon horn honks]

628
00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:47,420
[laughs]:
My boys!

629
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:49,823
I’ve been looking all over
for you</font><i><font size="11">. Get in, get in.</i>

630
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,491
- MAN: There they are!
- Uh

631
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,930
- [Dick yelps]
- Get those little </font><i><font size="11">guys!</i>

632
00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:54,294
[shouts in Minionese]

633
00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:56,329
- Quick, quick.
- [grunting]

634
00:24:56,463 --> 00:24:57,597
DICK:
Go, go, go!

635
00:24:57,731 --> 00:24:59,466
[tires squealing]

636
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,135
MAN:
Don’t let them get away!

637
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,903
MINIONS:
Banana!

638
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,172
[excited chattering
in Minionese]

639
00:25:06,306 --> 00:25:09,275
[muffled chatter]

640
00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:10,810
[muffled laughing]

641
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:12,512
[speaking Minionese]

642
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,714
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.

643
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,449
Uh, first things first.

644
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:17,784
Who are you?

645
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,319
- [speaks Minionese] Henry.
- Y Ja</font><i><font size="11">mes.</i>

646
00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:20,920
[speaks Minionese] Dick.

647
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,190
- [speaks Minionese] Ed.
- Uh

648
00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:25,692
- Soy Peter!
- [speaks Minionese] </font><i><font size="11">Ken.</i>

649
00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:29,129
[Minions shouting out names]

650
00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:30,630
[stammering]

651
00:25:30,764 --> 00:25:32,832
Is-is there a name
I can just call</font><i><font size="11"> all of you?</i>

652
00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,100
Bah

653
00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:35,301
Minions.

654
00:25:35,435 --> 00:25:37,937
Look, Minions, my name is Max.

655
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:39,472
MINIONS:
Bello, Max!

656
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:41,274
Yeah, hi.

657
00:25:41,408 --> 00:25:43,543
Okay, I’m so sorry
about earlier.

658
00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:46,479
So, I would like
to work with you.

659
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,415
We should make movies.

660
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,616
- Movies?
- Movies?

661
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:50,917
- Movies?
- Huh?

662
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:52,986
You don’t know what movies are?

663
00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:54,487
Mm

664
00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:59,250
Movies are stories that
play out r</font><i><font size="11">ight in front of you,</i>

665
00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:03,563
and people love them and people
lo</font><i><font size="11">ve the people who make them.</i>

666
00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:05,532
[speaks Minionese] storya.

667
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:08,268
James [speaks Minionese]
La storya</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

668
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,836
Le movies? ¿Para mí?

669
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,971
- Sí, James. Sí!
- [James laughing</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

670
00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,541
♪ ♪

671
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:17,544
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Picture</font><i><font size="11">s,</i>

672
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,447
where we make
all kinds of movies.

673
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,248
Oh, oh!

674
00:26:22,382 --> 00:26:23,783
[laughs]

675
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,586
- Hello, Josh.
- JOSH: Hey, Sam.

676
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,623
Perfect.

677
00:26:32,192 --> 00:26:34,160
[spluttering]

678
00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,431
All right,
positions, everybody!

679
00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:40,600
- Find your mark
- [busy chatter c</font><i><font size="11">ontinues]</i>

680
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,936
♪ ♪

681
00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,976
[grunting]

682
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:53,613
Whoo!

683
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,200
- [cork pops]
- [cheering]

684
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,222
It’s a wrap.
Congratulations, ever</font><i><font size="11">yone!</i>

685
00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,623
[excited chatter]

686
00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:05,325
[stammers]

687
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,293
Fantástico!

688
00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:08,528
It is fantástico.

689
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,230
It’s exciting, isn’t it?

690
00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:12,766
Oh!
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

691
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,934
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.

692
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,970
How about you gentlemen?

693
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,720
- Do you want
to make movies, too?</font><i><font size="11">
- [cheering]</i>

694
00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:21,508
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le</font><i><font size="11"> movies.</i>

695
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,510
[speaking Minionese]
Big Boss.

696
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:24,878
- JAMES: Mm. -Uh
- [shouting]

697
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,780
- [laughter]
- Le movies!

698
00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:29,150
Excellent. Let’s get to work.

699
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:33,953
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, ve</font><i><font size="11">ry simple scene.</i>

700
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:38,124
Here. You stay here,
and I shall r</font><i><font size="11">eturn.</i>

701
00:27:38,291 --> 00:27:39,492
Uh

702
00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:40,960
- [lights thump]
- Oh.

703
00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:42,362
MAX:
Okay, listen up.

704
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:43,797
So here’s the scene.

705
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,498
You see those large,
heavily armed</font><i><font size="11"> men?</i>

706
00:27:45,632 --> 00:27:48,568
They suspect you have killed
their</font><i><font size="11"> leader,</i>

707
00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:50,637
and they want you dead.

708
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:51,738
[imitates slicing]:
Gweek.

709
00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,106
Uh, gweek?

710
00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:54,808
- All right, I need you
- [whimper</font><i><font size="11">s]</i>

711
00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:57,844
to really sell the drama.

712
00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:00,280
You do a good job,
and you’re hire</font><i><font size="11">d!</i>

713
00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:03,316
You fail, it’s back
to wandering t</font><i><font size="11">he streets,</i>

714
00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:04,851
scavenging for food.

715
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,986
Have fun with it!

716
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,154
Okay!

717
00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:10,256
Ready, action!

718
00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:11,624
- Attack!
- [angry shouting]

719
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:12,726
[screaming]

720
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,160
Uh, buddies? [screams]

721
00:28:14,327 --> 00:28:15,962
- [screams]
- [grunting]

722
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,640
No, no, no, no, no! [screams]

723
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,866
- [cries out]
- [yells]

724
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,369
- [angry shouting]
- [whimpering] </font><i><font size="11">Henry!</i>

725
00:28:22,502 --> 00:28:23,470
[whimpers]

726
00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:26,172
Henry, helpa! [whimpers]

727
00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:27,440
[growling]

728
00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:29,442
[shouting in Minionese]

729
00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:31,711
[grunting]

730
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:34,781
Buddies! [speaks Minionese]

731
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:37,170
- [chainsaw buzzing]
- [shouting]

732
00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:41,554
- [yells]
- Help!

733
00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:42,822
[grunts]

734
00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:44,891
- [laughing, munching]
- [screams]

735
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,795
[screaming, grunting]

736
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,697
- [yells]
- [pained grunt]

737
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:51,698
[high-pitched scream]

738
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:52,799
- Skoal!
- Skoal!

739
00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:54,401
- [grunts]
- [whimpers]

740
00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:56,503
- [whimpers]
- Hey.

741
00:28:56,636 --> 00:28:57,537
[screaming]

742
00:28:57,671 --> 00:28:58,938
Cut!

743
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,607
- [stage bell ringing]
- [actors m</font><i><font size="11">oaning]</i>

744
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,175
- Huh?
- [speaks Minionese]

745
00:29:02,342 --> 00:29:04,678
Okay, that was

746
00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:07,247
[laughing]:
perfect!

747
00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,516
[cheering]

748
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:14,320
Minions, are you ready
to become s</font><i><font size="11">tars?</i>

749
00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:17,824
And I mean the biggest stars
the w</font><i><font size="11">orld has ever seen?</i>

750
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,260
[cheering excitedly]

751
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,129
- [Max laughing]
- [cheering conti</font><i><font size="11">nues]</i>

752
00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:26,633
[radio stations changing]

753
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,368
- Honey, it’s starting.
- [theme m</font><i><font size="11">usic playing]</i>

754
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,170
Oh, goodie.

755
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:31,905
NARRATOR [over radio]: On this
bea</font><i><font size="11">utiful spring day of ’27,</i>

756
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:34,700
the world has never been
a better </font><i><font size="11">place.</i>

757
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,242
The economy is forever booming

758
00:29:36,409 --> 00:29:38,978
with no sign
of slowing down ever.

759
00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,714
People have never
been so happy,

760
00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:43,616
and the future has never
looked so</font><i><font size="11"> bright.</i>

761
00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:46,520
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,

762
00:29:46,186 --> 00:29:48,880
the new stars
of the silver screen

763
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,900
took the world by storm
and change</font><i><font size="11">d the face</i>

764
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:52,692
of the motion picture
industry for</font><i><font size="11">ever</i>

765
00:29:52,826 --> 00:29:55,862
with movies like The Good,
the Bad</font><i><font size="11"> and the Stupids,</i>

766
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:58,398
Look Behind You
And Then Down

767
00:29:58,531 --> 00:30:01,501
and They Came from the Stars
to Hi</font><i><font size="11">t You With a Frying Pan!</i>

768
00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:03,737
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.

769
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:07,407
The Minions have become
the kings </font><i><font size="11">of the box office,</i>

770
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,743
and it seems like the public
just </font><i><font size="11">can’t get enough of them.</i>

771
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,411
[laughter]

772
00:30:11,544 --> 00:30:13,480
We spent weeks with
the super-mini</font><i><font size="11"> sensations,</i>

773
00:30:13,613 --> 00:30:16,149
and we’re going to let you in
on a</font><i><font size="11"> few of their secrets.</i>

774
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,318
Our boys have moved into
a luxurio</font><i><font size="11">us house</i>

775
00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,253
in Beverly Hills

776
00:30:21,121 --> 00:30:22,389
where they’ll be able
to enjoy

777
00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:24,457
a comfortably large
game room

778
00:30:24,591 --> 00:30:25,692
[shouting happily]

779
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,227
[Minions groaning]

780
00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:29,596
and an equally comfortable
giganti</font><i><font size="11">c sauna.</i>

781
00:30:29,729 --> 00:30:31,498
[Minions grunt, groan]

782
00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:33,330
Their lives have changed

783
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,680
- since fame hit them.
- WOMAN: Lo</font><i><font size="11">ok, Minions!</i>

784
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,137
NARRATOR:
They can’t go anywhere
</font><i><font size="11">without being recognized.</i>

785
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:40,640
- [fans shouting]
- [laughs] Run, </font><i><font size="11">boys, run!</i>

786
00:30:41,441 --> 00:30:44,210
Looks are everything
in Tinseltown</font><i><font size="11">,</i>

787
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,679
and the Minions are always
on the </font><i><font size="11">hunt</i>

788
00:30:45,812 --> 00:30:48,815
for the hottest,
most modern looks</font><i><font size="11">.</i>

789
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:51,284
♪ ♪

790
00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,887
What trendsetters.

791
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,623
What fashion icons.

792
00:30:56,756 --> 00:30:58,291
And not only that,

793
00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:01,695
now there’s
Minions merchandise.

794
00:31:01,828 --> 00:31:04,230
What will they think of next?

795
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,699
♪ ♪

796
00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:08,234
And boy, Hollywood has
never seen </font><i><font size="11">parties</i>

797
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,737
like the ones those classy
gentlem</font><i><font size="11">en are throwing.</i>

798
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,305
[elephant trumpets]

799
00:31:12,472 --> 00:31:15,108
Yes, the Minions
are on top of the</font><i><font size="11"> world.</i>

800
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,477
They truly have it all.

801
00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,646
♪ ♪

802
00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:22,282
[stage bell ringing]

803
00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:24,984
[sighs]

804
00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:26,619
[slurping]

805
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,390
JAMES:
Bank you, bank you.

806
00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,580
[speaking Minionese]

807
00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:33,793
Okay? Hah. [speaks Minionese]

808
00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:36,730
[speaking rapidly in Minionese]

809
00:31:36,863 --> 00:31:39,366
[grunting]

810
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,167
[grunts]

811
00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,236
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.

812
00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:44,938
- [laughs, grunts]
- [shrieks]

813
00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:47,307
- [grunts]
- [shouts in Minionese]

814
00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:48,608
[coughs]

815
00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,143
[speaking Minionese, gasps]

816
00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:53,513
[speaking Minionese]

817
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:55,181
para aquí, eh?

818
00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:56,516
Aquí.

819
00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:58,852
- Wow.
- Incredible.

820
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,854
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!

821
00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:03,556
[speaking Minionese]
película. Loo</font><i><font size="11">ka.</i>

822
00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,425
[grunts, speaks Minionese]

823
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:06,626
- Okay?
- On it.

824
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,761
[speaks Minionese]

825
00:32:07,894 --> 00:32:10,864
[speaking Minionese]

826
00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:13,800
Okay? [speaking Minionese]

827
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,502
[laughs]:
James, my boy,

828
00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:17,804
you have a real gift
for filmmakin</font><i><font size="11">g.</i>

829
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,339
Ah, bank you.

830
00:32:19,506 --> 00:32:22,175
Ja, you have what it takes
to beco</font><i><font size="11">me a director.</i>

831
00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:24,210
There could even be an Oscar
in yo</font><i><font size="11">ur future.</i>

832
00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:26,790
O-Oscar? [speaks Minionese]

833
00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:30,650
Ah, it’s an award given out to
the</font><i><font size="11"> best films and filmmakers.</i>

834
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,419
Ah

835
00:32:33,253 --> 00:32:36,589
And the Oscar for
the best movie e</font><i><font size="11">ver goes to</i>

836
00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:37,891
[drumroll]

837
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,159
James.

838
00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:41,528
- [exclaiming, cheering]
- [applau</font><i><font size="11">se]</i>

839
00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:45,198
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!

840
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,330
[gasps]

841
00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:49,336
♪ ♪

842
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,105
- Eh
- [elephants trumpeting]

843
00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,640
Bank you!

844
00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:55,909
- Bank you [murmuring]
- MAX: Jame</font><i><font size="11">s.</i>

845
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:57,243
- James?
- [murmuring continues]

846
00:32:57,377 --> 00:32:58,912
Are you all right, my friend?

847
00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:00,800
[microphone feedback]

848
00:33:00,213 --> 00:33:01,681
[both scream]

849
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:03,717
W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s
happening</font><i><font size="11">? What is this?</i>

850
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:05,185
I’ll tell you what it is.

851
00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:07,120
It’s the future of cinema.

852
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:08,588
Everyone’s doing it, Max.

853
00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:12,759
From now on,
our movies are gonna </font><i><font size="11">have</i>

854
00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:14,661
[over speakers]:
sound.

855
00:33:14,794 --> 00:33:16,563
[Minions gasping]

856
00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:19,566
That right there, what
I just said</font><i><font size="11">, that was sound.</i>

857
00:33:19,699 --> 00:33:21,670
[exclaiming]

858
00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:22,635
- [chattering in Minionese]
- [mic</font><i><font size="11">rophone thumps, feedback]</i>

859
00:33:22,769 --> 00:33:26,272
I have a very good feeling
about t</font><i><font size="11">his.</i>

860
00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:28,108
- [stage bell ringing]
- Quiet, ev</font><i><font size="11">eryone.</i>

861
00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:29,876
Are you ready, Henry?

862
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,770
Ah, sí, sí, sí.

863
00:33:31,211 --> 00:33:32,979
This will be great.

864
00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:36,182
Okay, we’re recording.

865
00:33:36,316 --> 00:33:38,518
And action.

866
00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:40,854
[audio track beeps]

867
00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:43,189
[dramatic orchestral music
playing</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

868
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:56,503
You disappear from my life
five ye</font><i><font size="11">ars ago,</i>

869
00:33:56,670 --> 00:33:59,839
and now you think
you can come wal</font><i><font size="11">tzing back in?</i>

870
00:33:59,973 --> 00:34:02,442
Well, no. No, I say!

871
00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:06,346
Get lost, you handsome.

872
00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,281
[gasps]

873
00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,817
Oh, Humphrey. [giggles]

874
00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:13,820
My mother warned me
about men like</font><i><font size="11"> you.</i>

875
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,694
[clears throat]

876
00:34:20,827 --> 00:34:23,530
Mm, baby,

877
00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:26,332
piñata, carbonara,

878
00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:28,134
lasagna.

879
00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:30,300
- [smooching]
- What?

880
00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,404
Was?

881
00:34:31,538 --> 00:34:33,306
- What?
- [smooching continues]

882
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,741
[dramatic orchestral music
playing</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

883
00:34:34,874 --> 00:34:36,242
[bombs whistling]

884
00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:39,979
Stay with us, Sarge.

885
00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:41,448
We need you.

886
00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:44,718
What are we gonna do?
What are we </font><i><font size="11">gonna do?!</i>

887
00:34:44,851 --> 00:34:46,152
[groaning]

888
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:49,255
[cries out in pain]

889
00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:50,757
Yeah, Sarge?

890
00:34:50,890 --> 00:34:52,892
Sí

891
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,594
chihuahua!

892
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:55,795
[moaning]

893
00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:56,996
[grunts]

894
00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:58,131
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]

895
00:34:58,264 --> 00:34:59,899
[laughing]:
Chihuahua!

896
00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:01,935
[Frank growling]

897
00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:05,171
[dramatic orchestral music
playing</font><i><font size="11">]</i>

898
00:35:15,315 --> 00:35:17,150
[glass shatters]

899
00:35:17,984 --> 00:35:20,200
Oh, poop.

900
00:35:20,153 --> 00:35:21,554
MAX:
Cut!

901
00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:25,125
[laughing]

902
00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:27,560
- [laughing continues]
- Can I have
a cup of coffee, please?

903
00:35:27,694 --> 00:35:29,295
Tiny bit of milk.

904
00:35:29,429 --> 00:35:31,498
Two sugars.

905
00:35:31,631 --> 00:35:33,199
Thank you.

906
00:35:34,167 --> 00:35:35,435
Balzac!

907
00:35:36,703 --> 00:35:38,638
This is a disaster!
We’ve lost millions!

908
00:35:38,772 --> 00:35:40,373
- [Minions gasp]
- No.

909
00:35:40,507 --> 00:35:42,442
- You know who I blame?
- Them!

910
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,770
Sadly, yes.

911
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,712
Get out of here!

912
00:35:45,845 --> 00:35:47,347
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,

913
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,882
and we hope
we can still be friends

914
00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,840
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.

915
00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:53,486
And have a great life
away from us.

916
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:56,189
[speaking Minionese]

917
00:35:57,424 --> 00:35:59,192
Mbappé de Platini.

918
00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:00,460
[speaks Minionese] Oscar.

919
00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:01,961
O-Oscar?

920
00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:05,980
James, you’re never
going to win an Oscar.

921
00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:06,266
You’re done.

922
00:36:06,399 --> 00:36:07,734
You’re fired!

923
00:36:07,867 --> 00:36:09,602
- [gasping]
- [door opens]

924
00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:11,404
[dogs barking]

925
00:36:11,538 --> 00:36:12,605
[growling]

926
00:36:12,739 --> 00:36:14,874
[sighing, moaning]

927
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,744
- MAX: Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.

928
00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:20,180
- Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.
- Bye-bye, Max.

929
00:36:20,313 --> 00:36:23,149
- Hasta la vista, Quentin.
- Bye-bye, Max.

930
00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:25,652
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!

931
00:36:25,785 --> 00:36:28,288
- Ciao, Federico.
- Bye-bye, Max.

932
00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:29,789
[groans] Dick.

933
00:36:29,923 --> 00:36:31,257
[grumbles]:
Max.

934
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:36,129
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.

935
00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,732
- [James whimpers]
- Don’t worry, boys.

936
00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:41,201
It’s just a minor setback.

937
00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:42,535
- [crying]
- [gasps]

938
00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:43,937
[crying continues]

939
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,638
Bank you.

940
00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:47,974
You’re going to be fine, James.

941
00:36:48,141 --> 00:36:50,944
You’re going
to do great things.

942
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:53,413
DICK: Henry! James!
[shouts in Minionese]

943
00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:55,281
Bye-bye, Max.

944
00:36:58,184 --> 00:37:00,854
♪ ♪

945
00:37:11,310 --> 00:37:12,465
- [gate rattling]
- [Dick groans]

946
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:14,234
No, no, no.

947
00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:15,435
¿Por qué?

948
00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,104
[shouting in Minionese, sobs]

949
00:37:18,271 --> 00:37:20,306
[thunder rumbling]

950
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,276
[groans, mumbling in Minionese]

951
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:24,944
[thunder crashing]

952
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:27,113
♪ ♪

953
00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:32,252
[panting]

954
00:37:32,385 --> 00:37:33,820
[thunder crashing]

955
00:37:33,953 --> 00:37:37,657
Ah [shouting in Minionese]

956
00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:39,993
[Minions panting]

957
00:37:40,994 --> 00:37:42,696
[distant thunder crashing]

958
00:37:43,563 --> 00:37:44,631
[grunts]

959
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:46,966
[Minions murmuring]

960
00:37:48,535 --> 00:37:50,103
Uh, okay.

961
00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:51,738
[speaks Minionese]

962
00:37:51,871 --> 00:37:54,700
[murmuring quietly]

963
00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:07,687
[sighs, speaks Minionese]

964
00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:10,824
Hey, Victor, bood night.

965
00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:12,892
- VICTOR: Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.

966
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,761
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.

967
00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:16,162
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.

968
00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:17,697
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.

969
00:38:17,831 --> 00:38:20,567
[moaning]

970
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:21,901
[grunts]

971
00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:24,771
Bood night, James.

972
00:38:24,904 --> 00:38:26,606
[sighs sadly]

973
00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:28,942
[Minions snoring]

974
00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:36,490
[speaking Minionese quietly]

975
00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:42,489
Hmm.

976
00:38:42,622 --> 00:38:44,570
Huh?

977
00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:45,658
[gasps]

978
00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:50,463
[speaks Minionese]

979
00:38:50,597 --> 00:38:52,198
Eu-Eureka.

980
00:38:52,365 --> 00:38:53,333
Eureka!

981
00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:55,402
[panting, laughing]

982
00:38:55,535 --> 00:38:57,404
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

983
00:38:57,537 --> 00:38:58,805
[laughing]

984
00:38:58,938 --> 00:38:59,973
[speaks Minionese]

985
00:39:00,106 --> 00:39:00,974
Storya.

986
00:39:01,107 --> 00:39:02,509
[speaks Minionese] Minions.

987
00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:04,711
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

988
00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:07,470
Bonanza
[continues speaking Minionese]

989
00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:11,618
[speaking Minionese]

990
00:39:11,751 --> 00:39:13,219
[exclaiming excitedly]

991
00:39:13,386 --> 00:39:14,721
Glory hallelujah!

992
00:39:14,854 --> 00:39:16,856
[laughing]
Henry, come here, come here!

993
00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:18,692
- [Henry mumbling] Huh?
- [speaks Minionese] storya!

994
00:39:18,825 --> 00:39:20,794
- Looka, looka!
- Huh?

995
00:39:20,927 --> 00:39:22,829
[speaks Minionese] movie.

996
00:39:22,962 --> 00:39:24,597
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.

997
00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:26,433
Sí, sí, sí!

998
00:39:26,566 --> 00:39:28,702
- [hooting happily]
- [Dick clears throat]

999
00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:30,203
¿Qué pasa?

1000
00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:31,438
Ah, looka, looka.

1001
00:39:31,571 --> 00:39:33,373
James [speaks Minionese]

1002
00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:34,974
in la movies.

1003
00:39:35,108 --> 00:39:37,644
Movies? [speaks Minionese]

1004
00:39:37,777 --> 00:39:39,412
[strains, speaks Minionese]
James.

1005
00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:40,714
Era fantástico.

1006
00:39:40,847 --> 00:39:42,716
[scoffs]
Minions don’t maka movies.

1007
00:39:42,849 --> 00:39:44,250
[speaks Minionese] Big Boss!

1008
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:46,386
[speaks Minionese]
y helpa James.

1009
00:39:46,519 --> 00:39:49,255
[speaking Minionese angrily]

1010
00:39:49,422 --> 00:39:51,358
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1011
00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:52,726
[grunts]

1012
00:39:52,859 --> 00:39:54,494
- [muffled murmur]
- Oops.

1013
00:39:54,627 --> 00:39:56,763
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?

1014
00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,980
[muffled]:
Sí, sí. [grunts]

1015
00:39:58,231 --> 00:39:59,499
[speaks Minionese] movies.

1016
00:39:59,632 --> 00:40:00,967
[speaks Minionese] Boss.

1017
00:40:01,101 --> 00:40:02,702
- [shouts in Minionese]
- [chanting]: Big Boss!

1018
00:40:02,836 --> 00:40:04,971
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.

1019
00:40:05,105 --> 00:40:06,806
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1020
00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:08,508
- Big Boss!
- [door slams shut]

1021
00:40:08,641 --> 00:40:10,210
- [grumbling in Minionese]
- [speaks Minionese] Alles gut?

1022
00:40:10,377 --> 00:40:13,480
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1023
00:40:13,613 --> 00:40:14,881
[both speaking excitedly]

1024
00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:16,182
[laughing, chattering]

1025
00:40:16,349 --> 00:40:19,850
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

1026
00:40:19,219 --> 00:40:21,888
[band playing “Congeroo”
from Hellzapoppin’]

1027
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,890
♪ ♪

1028
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,920
[lively chatter]

1029
00:40:26,226 --> 00:40:29,229
MAX: Ooh, there’s romance.
[imitates kissing, chuckles]

1030
00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:31,898
How’s that going to end up?

1031
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,670
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary.

1032
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,370
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.

1033
00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:39,939
Yes, it’s clear
this is a real passion project,

1034
00:40:40,730 --> 00:40:41,374
and you need to make it,

1035
00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:43,143
whatever challenges
get in your way.

1036
00:40:43,276 --> 00:40:44,944
Sí, sí. [speaks Minionese]

1037
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:46,479
[speaks Minionese] advice.

1038
00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:47,747
Advice?

1039
00:40:47,881 --> 00:40:50,417
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well

1040
00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:51,651
where do I start?

1041
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:54,688
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.

1042
00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:57,323
Um, you guys have
film equipment?

1043
00:40:57,490 --> 00:40:59,192
Eh no.

1044
00:40:59,325 --> 00:41:01,261
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.

1045
00:41:01,428 --> 00:41:02,562
A crew?

1046
00:41:02,696 --> 00:41:04,970
[laughs]:
Crew. No.

1047
00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:06,132
No crew either? Mm.

1048
00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:10,103
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?

1049
00:41:10,236 --> 00:41:11,638
Sí. [speaks Minionese]
kaiju.

1050
00:41:11,771 --> 00:41:13,173
[growling, laughing]

1051
00:41:13,306 --> 00:41:16,109
And what are you going to use
for your monster?

1052
00:41:16,242 --> 00:41:17,877
Ah, uh

1053
00:41:18,110 --> 00:41:20,313
- [blows raspberry]
- Aha. Okay.

1054
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,314
Listen to me carefully.

1055
00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:23,216
What I’m going to tell you is

1056
00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,518
- very, very important.
- [slurping loudly]

1057
00:41:25,652 --> 00:41:27,200
So, if you want

1058
00:41:27,153 --> 00:41:30,590
to make a fantastisch,
very cool monster movie,

1059
00:41:30,724 --> 00:41:33,593
you will need a fantastisch,
very cool monster.

1060
00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:35,595
[sputters, gasps]

1061
00:41:37,764 --> 00:41:39,999
I can’t really help you
with that, I’m afraid.

1062
00:41:40,133 --> 00:41:42,736
But I can give you this.

1063
00:41:42,869 --> 00:41:45,438
♪ ♪

1064
00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:49,342
JAMES:
Un-un-un cámara.

1065
00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:51,711
Max, wirklich?

1066
00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:53,813
It was a gift from my father.

1067
00:41:53,947 --> 00:41:55,448
My first camera.

1068
00:41:56,483 --> 00:41:59,190
I’m passing it on to you now.

1069
00:41:59,152 --> 00:42:01,554
I believe in you, James.

1070
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,656
I know you’ll do great.

1071
00:42:03,790 --> 00:42:07,270
And remember,
a very cool monster movie

1072
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,229
needs a very cool monster.

1073
00:42:09,362 --> 00:42:11,798
WOMAN:
Max, darling. Come over here.

1074
00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:13,833
Good luck, guys.

1075
00:42:17,604 --> 00:42:18,605
[sighs heavily]

1076
00:42:18,738 --> 00:42:20,607
[speaks Minionese] kaiju.

1077
00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:22,542
- [yelps] Uh
- Ed.

1078
00:42:22,676 --> 00:42:24,244
[rummaging]

1079
00:42:26,946 --> 00:42:27,981
[gasps]

1080
00:42:28,114 --> 00:42:30,316
♪ ♪

1081
00:42:31,484 --> 00:42:32,652
- Oh
- [gasps]

1082
00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:34,554
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.

1083
00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:35,955
Maka la movie!

1084
00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:37,991
[laughing]

1085
00:42:38,124 --> 00:42:39,392
[blathering happily]

1086
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:41,940
Ed saved the day!

1087
00:42:41,227 --> 00:42:42,662
James is gonna get his monster!

1088
00:42:42,796 --> 00:42:45,265
Oh, well,
I’m happy you’re happy.

1089
00:42:45,398 --> 00:42:46,533
[Olivia laughs]

1090
00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:48,101
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?

1091
00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:50,570
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.

1092
00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:52,339
Yes! Please continue.

1093
00:42:52,505 --> 00:42:54,541
What about Dick
and the other Minions?

1094
00:42:54,674 --> 00:42:56,760
Did they find a new boss?

1095
00:42:56,209 --> 00:42:58,845
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.

1096
00:42:58,978 --> 00:43:02,820
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission

1097
00:43:02,215 --> 00:43:05,518
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe

1098
00:43:05,652 --> 00:43:09,220
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.

1099
00:43:09,155 --> 00:43:11,424
[chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1100
00:43:11,591 --> 00:43:15,195
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!

1101
00:43:15,328 --> 00:43:16,796
- [robotic voice]: Attention.
- [shushing]

1102
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:19,990
Uh, attention, earthlings.

1103
00:43:19,232 --> 00:43:21,901
Cease current activities
and listen.

1104
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,536
[speaks Minionese]

1105
00:43:24,537 --> 00:43:26,139
I am Dort,

1106
00:43:26,272 --> 00:43:28,975
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler

1107
00:43:29,109 --> 00:43:31,945
to judge this pathetic planet.

1108
00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:33,413
[gasps]

1109
00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:35,348
Big Boss?

1110
00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:39,850
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.

1111
00:43:39,219 --> 00:43:41,321
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.

1112
00:43:41,454 --> 00:43:43,223
- [gasps]
- Do you want to serve Dort?

1113
00:43:43,356 --> 00:43:44,858
- Okay, let’s go home.
- [imitates flying saucer]

1114
00:43:44,991 --> 00:43:47,394
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom’s weekend.

1115
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,620
Oh, yes, and

1116
00:43:49,195 --> 00:43:51,231
- [men laughing]
- MAN: Come on, please.

1117
00:43:51,364 --> 00:43:52,899
- Leave me alone. [yelps]
- [laughter]

1118
00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:54,968
Guys, look at this winner.

1119
00:43:55,101 --> 00:43:56,302
DORT:
Ah, thank you.

1120
00:43:56,436 --> 00:43:58,380
That’s very kind.
[clears throat]

1121
00:43:58,171 --> 00:44:01,241
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort

1122
00:44:01,374 --> 00:44:03,410
in a potentially
dangerous mission?

1123
00:44:03,576 --> 00:44:05,712
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit

1124
00:44:05,845 --> 00:44:07,113
is talking to us.

1125
00:44:07,247 --> 00:44:10,350
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.

1126
00:44:10,483 --> 00:44:11,584
Um, I mean

1127
00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:13,219
You know, it’s dangerous
to hang out here

1128
00:44:13,353 --> 00:44:14,888
dressed as a tin can.

1129
00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:16,156
[raucous laughter]

1130
00:44:16,289 --> 00:44:17,757
[Dort laughing mockingly]

1131
00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:19,859
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.

1132
00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:23,997
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.

1133
00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:25,732
- [men growling]
- [knuckles cracking]

1134
00:44:25,865 --> 00:44:28,535
[clears throat] I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.

1135
00:44:28,702 --> 00:44:29,836
Please stop.

1136
00:44:29,969 --> 00:44:31,705
Oh, yeah? Or what?

1137
00:44:31,838 --> 00:44:33,206
[Dort groans]

1138
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,874
[man screams]

1139
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,109
[thuds]

1140
00:44:36,242 --> 00:44:37,377
[high-pitched yelp]

1141
00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:38,712
Whoa.

1142
00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,547
Why, you!

1143
00:44:40,714 --> 00:44:42,415
- [grunts]
- [metallic clang]

1144
00:44:43,216 --> 00:44:45,285
[screaming]

1145
00:44:45,418 --> 00:44:47,687
- [whimpering]
- [scoffs] Now you’ve done it.

1146
00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:49,923
Dort was on a simple mission

1147
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,458
- [growling]
- [grunting]

1148
00:44:51,624 --> 00:44:55,128
to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,

1149
00:44:55,261 --> 00:44:57,297
and then you went
and got all up

1150
00:44:57,430 --> 00:44:59,933
in Dort’s
facial recognition sensors.

1151
00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:01,267
Dort has made his decision

1152
00:45:01,401 --> 00:45:03,636
regarding the fate
of this planet.

1153
00:45:03,770 --> 00:45:04,871
[gasping in awe]

1154
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,207
Dort is going to invade Earth

1155
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:10,543
and enslave humanity!

1156
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:14,147
[laughs]
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.

1157
00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:16,282
Ah, greetings.

1158
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:17,984
- I am Dort.
- [stammers]

1159
00:45:18,118 --> 00:45:19,652
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.

1160
00:45:19,786 --> 00:45:21,388
Salutations, Richard.

1161
00:45:21,521 --> 00:45:23,523
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.

1162
00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:25,191
Mm, okay.

1163
00:45:25,325 --> 00:45:29,529
Do you want to assist Dort
in a potentially
dangerous mission?

1164
00:45:29,696 --> 00:45:32,432
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- MINIONS: Sí! [cheering]

1165
00:45:32,565 --> 00:45:35,935
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort’s secret lair!

1166
00:45:36,690 --> 00:45:37,837
[yells, laughs]

1167
00:45:37,971 --> 00:45:39,406
DICK:
Big Boss!

1168
00:45:39,539 --> 00:45:42,342
MINIONS [chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

1169
00:45:45,111 --> 00:45:46,179
[sighs] Okay.

1170
00:45:46,312 --> 00:45:47,814
[speaks Minionese]

1171
00:45:47,947 --> 00:45:49,149
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.

1172
00:45:49,282 --> 00:45:51,217
Ed? ¡Vamos!

1173
00:45:51,351 --> 00:45:53,530
[clears throat]

1174
00:45:53,186 --> 00:45:55,422
Miso soup [speaks Minionese]

1175
00:45:55,555 --> 00:45:57,624
yaki onigiri
[speaks Minionese]

1176
00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:59,259
edamame

1177
00:45:59,392 --> 00:46:00,960
[speaks Minionese]

1178
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:02,796
daifuku!

1179
00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:04,130
[crackling]

1180
00:46:04,264 --> 00:46:05,899
[creature snarling]

1181
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,367
[wind whistling]

1182
00:46:08,435 --> 00:46:10,370
- [gasps] Looka!
- [Henry whimpers]

1183
00:46:10,503 --> 00:46:12,205
[creature snarling fiercely]

1184
00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:14,441
[crackling]

1185
00:46:17,911 --> 00:46:20,347
[fierce snarling continues]

1186
00:46:21,214 --> 00:46:23,216
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju! [laughing]

1187
00:46:26,252 --> 00:46:28,321
[laughing giddily]

1188
00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:29,889
Yes! Yes, I’m free!

1189
00:46:30,230 --> 00:46:32,325
F-F-Freedom. [giggling]

1190
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:33,893
- [giggling continues]
- Bah

1191
00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:36,620
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?

1192
00:46:36,196 --> 00:46:40,867
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.

1193
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,137
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I

1194
00:46:44,270 --> 00:46:45,438
- [squeaks]
- [speaks Minionese] monstra.

1195
00:46:45,572 --> 00:46:46,973
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.

1196
00:46:47,107 --> 00:46:48,541
- And I just wanted to-- Whoa!
- [squeaking]

1197
00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:50,100
What you doing there, mister?

1198
00:46:50,143 --> 00:46:51,544
- [squeaking]
- Whoo. [laughing]

1199
00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:53,313
- [squeaking rapidly]
- Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.

1200
00:46:53,446 --> 00:46:55,315
- [squeaking continues]
- Henry, no, no, no, no.

1201
00:46:55,448 --> 00:46:58,952
- [sighs, speaking Minionese]
- [laughs, whoops]

1202
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:00,653
[speaks Minionese]

1203
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:03,757
Oh, no, I feel like I’ve
disappointed you in some way.

1204
00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:06,920
I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help?

1205
00:47:06,226 --> 00:47:07,961
[speaks Minionese]
le monstras?

1206
00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:11,970
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?

1207
00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:13,867
[laughs]
Sí. Come here, come here.

1208
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,268
[grunts]

1209
00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:16,970
Que para le movies.

1210
00:47:17,103 --> 00:47:18,338
[chuckles]:
Oh.

1211
00:47:18,471 --> 00:47:21,441
You need monsters
for your movie.

1212
00:47:21,574 --> 00:47:24,277
I know the perfect monsters
for you.

1213
00:47:24,411 --> 00:47:25,679
I’ll take you to ’em.

1214
00:47:25,845 --> 00:47:27,814
- [gasps] Uh, uh, bank you!
- [Henry gasps]

1215
00:47:27,947 --> 00:47:29,449
Oh, by the way,

1216
00:47:29,582 --> 00:47:32,252
I’m Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.

1217
00:47:32,385 --> 00:47:34,654
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.

1218
00:47:34,821 --> 00:47:36,156
Oh. Soy James.

1219
00:47:36,289 --> 00:47:37,924
Oh, James.

1220
00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:39,893
Rolls off the face tendrils.

1221
00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:41,294
James. [burbling]

1222
00:47:41,428 --> 00:47:43,229
- [speaks Minionese] Henry.
- Hey, bello.

1223
00:47:43,363 --> 00:47:45,198
Henry. Oh, I like it.

1224
00:47:45,331 --> 00:47:46,700
It sounds tough and rugged.

1225
00:47:46,866 --> 00:47:48,501
It’s like,
“Oh, look out, here comes

1226
00:47:48,635 --> 00:47:49,836
[gruff voice]:
Henry!”

1227
00:47:49,969 --> 00:47:51,204
[speaks Minionese] Ed.

1228
00:47:51,338 --> 00:47:53,406
Ed. Enchanté.

1229
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,476
Oh, man,
it’s gonna be so much fun!

1230
00:47:56,609 --> 00:47:58,244
Come on, come on!

1231
00:47:58,378 --> 00:47:59,913
- [James laughing] -HENRY: Huh?
- GOOMI: What a fantastic day!

1232
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:01,614
[stammers] No.

1233
00:48:01,748 --> 00:48:03,216
[Henry whimpers]

1234
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,485
Wipe your insolent feet

1235
00:48:05,618 --> 00:48:09,890
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.

1236
00:48:09,222 --> 00:48:11,257
[water dripping]

1237
00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:12,425
DICK:
Uh

1238
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:14,527
[speaks Minionese] le lair?

1239
00:48:14,661 --> 00:48:15,962
DORT:
Affirmative.

1240
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:17,964
Everyone, file in.

1241
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:19,366
WOMAN:
Dort!

1242
00:48:19,499 --> 00:48:20,767
Where have you been?

1243
00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:22,102
- [cat screeching]
- [Minions whimpering]

1244
00:48:22,235 --> 00:48:23,970
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.

1245
00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:25,438
Yes, so sorry.

1246
00:48:25,572 --> 00:48:28,800
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.

1247
00:48:28,141 --> 00:48:30,343
But I come with good news.

1248
00:48:30,477 --> 00:48:32,479
Look what I found
on my way back.

1249
00:48:32,612 --> 00:48:34,647
- Those muffins you love.
- [growling]

1250
00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:37,417
I only like the blueberry ones!

1251
00:48:37,550 --> 00:48:39,419
DORT:
Yes, you’re in luck.

1252
00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:43,123
[growls] And I can
only eat them
with a glass of

1253
00:48:43,256 --> 00:48:44,624
Milk?

1254
00:48:44,758 --> 00:48:46,326
[Mrs. Konikoff grumbling]

1255
00:48:46,459 --> 00:48:49,863
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.

1256
00:48:49,996 --> 00:48:51,164
[sighs contentedly]

1257
00:48:51,297 --> 00:48:53,133
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.

1258
00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:55,735
She shall be spared
when Dort overthrows
the planet.

1259
00:48:55,902 --> 00:48:57,637
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- [heavy footfalls]

1260
00:48:57,771 --> 00:48:58,938
As will her cat.

1261
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,410
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.

1262
00:49:01,174 --> 00:49:05,779
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort’s roommate Floyd.

1263
00:49:05,945 --> 00:49:08,648
- Uh
- MINIONS: Bello, Floyd.

1264
00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:10,750
Hey. Sup?

1265
00:49:10,917 --> 00:49:12,886
Mm, hey, Dort
[speaks Minionese]

1266
00:49:13,190 --> 00:49:16,890
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.

1267
00:49:16,222 --> 00:49:18,224
This is definitely a lair.

1268
00:49:18,358 --> 00:49:19,926
No, looka.

1269
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,661
Bink.

1270
00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:23,263
- Bed.
- [snores]

1271
00:49:23,396 --> 00:49:24,330
[grunts]

1272
00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:26,320
Boyd.

1273
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,702
No, no. Floyd.

1274
00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:31,237
Yeah, sí, Floyd.
[speaks Minionese]

1275
00:49:31,371 --> 00:49:32,672
[Dort laughing]

1276
00:49:32,806 --> 00:49:34,507
- You foolish, naive Minion.
- [whimpering]

1277
00:49:34,641 --> 00:49:36,309
You are actually standing in

1278
00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:38,278
a very futuristic
alien spaceship

1279
00:49:38,411 --> 00:49:40,680
made to look like
a dingy apartment.

1280
00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:42,182
Very realistic, isn’t it?

1281
00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:44,484
Even the weird smell.
That’s all fake.

1282
00:49:44,617 --> 00:49:46,119
Impressive, I know.

1283
00:49:46,252 --> 00:49:48,880
[Minions exclaim quietly]

1284
00:49:48,221 --> 00:49:49,322
[murmuring]

1285
00:49:49,456 --> 00:49:51,725
Huh? But, but

1286
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:53,930
But nothing!

1287
00:49:53,226 --> 00:49:55,528
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters

1288
00:49:55,662 --> 00:49:58,965
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.

1289
00:49:59,990 --> 00:50:01,000
Engaging in slamming mode!

1290
00:50:01,134 --> 00:50:02,569
- [door slams]
- [objects rattle]

1291
00:50:02,702 --> 00:50:04,304
- Wow.
- [laughing]

1292
00:50:04,437 --> 00:50:06,306
Oh, Dort is so cool!

1293
00:50:06,439 --> 00:50:08,174
[Minions exclaiming]

1294
00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:10,310
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.

1295
00:50:10,443 --> 00:50:12,120
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.
[chuckles]

1296
00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:13,446
Wobble, wobble, wobble.

1297
00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:15,181
- [giggling]
- Wobble, wobble.

1298
00:50:15,315 --> 00:50:17,851
[sighs] Fellas.

1299
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:20,387
Wobble, wobble?

1300
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,890
[Minions laughing]

1301
00:50:23,223 --> 00:50:24,591
♪ ♪

1302
00:50:24,724 --> 00:50:27,727
Wow, you’re really
into your art, James.

1303
00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:29,229
You’re so passionate.

1304
00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:30,497
I think you’re a genius.

1305
00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:32,165
Oh, bank you.

1306
00:50:32,298 --> 00:50:33,733
[seagull squawks]

1307
00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:35,135
Huh? [stammers]

1308
00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:39,720
JAMES:
Ah. [speaks Minionese]

1309
00:50:39,205 --> 00:50:41,975
Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw.

1310
00:50:42,108 --> 00:50:43,443
[gasping]

1311
00:50:43,576 --> 00:50:45,445
[Henry speaking Minionese
nervously]

1312
00:50:45,578 --> 00:50:46,813
[James cries out]

1313
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:49,215
[speaking Minionese urgently]

1314
00:50:49,349 --> 00:50:50,517
[whimpering]

1315
00:50:50,650 --> 00:50:52,585
Ah la. [gasps]

1316
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,389
- [whimpering]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

1317
00:50:57,991 --> 00:50:59,659
Eh?

1318
00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:04,564
Ah, phew. [speaks Minionese]

1319
00:51:04,698 --> 00:51:07,330
- [snarling]
- [panicked shouting]

1320
00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:10,360
[grunting]

1321
00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:12,505
[yelling]

1322
00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:17,510
[ferocious bellowing]

1323
00:51:18,611 --> 00:51:20,380
[otter chirps]

1324
00:51:21,681 --> 00:51:24,217
[water burbling]

1325
00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:25,385
[chuckles nervously]

1326
00:51:25,518 --> 00:51:26,886
Whoopsie.

1327
00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:28,588
Uh Oh, oh, look!

1328
00:51:28,722 --> 00:51:32,158
There it is, our destination!

1329
00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:33,727
[laughs]

1330
00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:35,950
¡Vamos!

1331
00:51:35,228 --> 00:51:37,130
- Let’s go, fellas.
- [excited chattering]

1332
00:51:37,263 --> 00:51:40,500
- [speaks Minionese, laughs]
- Uh, sí, sí.

1333
00:51:40,633 --> 00:51:43,136
[jaunty music playing quietly
over radio]

1334
00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:44,738
[Dick sighs, grunts]

1335
00:51:44,871 --> 00:51:47,707
[speaking Minionese]

1336
00:51:47,841 --> 00:51:49,750
- Dort.
- [toilet flushing]

1337
00:51:49,209 --> 00:51:50,760
Huh?

1338
00:51:50,210 --> 00:51:51,478
[Minions gasp]

1339
00:51:51,611 --> 00:51:52,879
[shushing]

1340
00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:55,949
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.

1341
00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:57,884
Dort has finally
received his orders

1342
00:51:58,510 --> 00:52:00,153
from the Supreme High Ruler.

1343
00:52:00,286 --> 00:52:04,457
It is time
to officially invade Ea</font><i><font size="11">rth!</i>

1344
00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:06,926
[whooping]

1345
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,463
Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort!

1346
00:52:10,597 --> 00:52:12,298
MINIONS [chanting]:
Dort! Dort!

1347
00:52:12,432 --> 00:52:16,503
DORT and MINIONS:
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!

1348
00:52:16,636 --> 00:52:18,438
Dort! Dort!

1349
00:52:18,571 --> 00:52:23,410
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!

1350
00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:24,844
MRS. KONIKOFF:
Dort!

1351
00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:27,380
What did I say
about the noise?!

1352
00:52:27,514 --> 00:52:29,282
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.

1353
00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:30,617
My apologies.

1354
00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:33,219
[quietly]:
With me. Dort. Dort.

1355
00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:37,223
[chanting quietly]:
Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.

1356
00:52:37,357 --> 00:52:39,392
♪ ♪

1357
00:52:51,504 --> 00:52:52,806
[metallic clang]

1358
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,110
Attention, people of Earth!

1359
00:52:58,144 --> 00:53:01,881
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!

1360
00:53:02,150 --> 00:53:03,750
[laughing maniacally]

1361
00:53:03,883 --> 00:53:06,653
- Yeah! [laughing]
- [Minions cheering]

1362
00:53:06,786 --> 00:53:09,689
[children chattering playfully]

1363
00:53:09,823 --> 00:53:11,157
[crying]

1364
00:53:11,324 --> 00:53:14,294
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.

1365
00:53:14,427 --> 00:53:16,896
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.

1366
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:18,531
- [metallic tapping]
- Hey.

1367
00:53:18,665 --> 00:53:20,633
- Please stop
your shovel attack.
- [grunting]

1368
00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:23,690
[groans] Cease immediately,

1369
00:53:23,203 --> 00:53:25,472
or you will pay the price.

1370
00:53:25,605 --> 00:53:27,407
[gasps] Looka, looka, buddies.

1371
00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:28,942
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1372
00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:32,278
Let’s see how you fare
against a similar attack,

1373
00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:33,613
tiny insurgent.

1374
00:53:33,747 --> 00:53:36,490
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.

1375
00:53:36,182 --> 00:53:37,884
No, no, no,
you can’t kick that kid.

1376
00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:40,520
But he must be taught a lesson.

1377
00:53:40,653 --> 00:53:43,560
And also, he started it.

1378
00:53:43,189 --> 00:53:46,493
[laughs] You are not from
around these parts, are you?

1379
00:53:46,626 --> 00:53:47,761
DORT:
Well, no.

1380
00:53:47,894 --> 00:53:49,729
I originate
from the planet Metlar.

1381
00:53:49,863 --> 00:53:52,599
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?

1382
00:53:52,732 --> 00:53:55,350
[laughing]: Right.
I don’t know where that is.

1383
00:53:55,168 --> 00:53:57,604
But I’m from a small town
in Minnesota myself,

1384
00:53:57,737 --> 00:53:59,500
so I understand the feeling

1385
00:53:59,139 --> 00:54:00,774
of being a stranger
in the big city.

1386
00:54:00,907 --> 00:54:05,378
So, what you’re saying is
I am now free to kick him.

1387
00:54:05,512 --> 00:54:07,914
- [child screaming]
- [woman laughing]

1388
00:54:08,782 --> 00:54:10,500
No, you can’t.

1389
00:54:10,183 --> 00:54:12,180
[sighs]
Well, I should get a move on.

1390
00:54:12,152 --> 00:54:14,220
My friends and I are headed
to a protest
for women’s rights.

1391
00:54:14,387 --> 00:54:17,900
Do you believe
women and men are equal?

1392
00:54:17,223 --> 00:54:19,526
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.

1393
00:54:19,659 --> 00:54:22,762
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.

1394
00:54:22,896 --> 00:54:25,650
[laughing]

1395
00:54:25,198 --> 00:54:26,900
You’re so funny and cute.

1396
00:54:27,330 --> 00:54:28,968
Oh, I-I mean what you said.

1397
00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:30,637
What you said is cute.

1398
00:54:30,770 --> 00:54:32,500
Uh, pardon?

1399
00:54:32,138 --> 00:54:34,700
Come on, Debbie,
we’re gonna be late.

1400
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,842
Did you say Dort was

1401
00:54:35,975 --> 00:54:37,277
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!

1402
00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:38,878
Give women the vote!

1403
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,715
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

1404
00:54:41,848 --> 00:54:44,117
Bye! Don’t kick children!

1405
00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:46,686
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

1406
00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:49,890
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?

1407
00:54:49,222 --> 00:54:51,858
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,

1408
00:54:51,991 --> 00:54:54,561
slightly postponing
Earth’s invasion.

1409
00:54:54,694 --> 00:54:56,496
Huh? [stammering]

1410
00:54:56,629 --> 00:54:58,732
You heard me. Follow Dort!

1411
00:54:58,865 --> 00:55:00,300
[chanting]:
Give women the vote!

1412
00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:01,735
Give women the vote!

1413
00:55:01,868 --> 00:55:03,837
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.

1414
00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:05,538
- [stammering]
- [chanting continues]

1415
00:55:05,672 --> 00:55:07,700
Uh, buddies?

1416
00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:08,441
[chanting]:
Bive women da bove!

1417
00:55:08,575 --> 00:55:12,512
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!

1418
00:55:12,645 --> 00:55:14,914
[wind howling]

1419
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,717
GOOMI:
Come on! Come on, come on!

1420
00:55:17,851 --> 00:55:19,953
James, you okay down there?

1421
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:21,121
[James speaks
muffled Minionese]

1422
00:55:21,254 --> 00:55:23,223
The entrance is straight ahead.

1423
00:55:24,290 --> 00:55:25,859
[Henry grunting]

1424
00:55:25,992 --> 00:55:28,828
- [thumps]
- [speaking Minionese angrily]

1425
00:55:28,962 --> 00:55:29,963
Patagonia!

1426
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:31,564
[continues speaking angrily]

1427
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,901
[grunting]

1428
00:55:36,690 --> 00:55:38,571
[yelps, muttering]

1429
00:55:38,705 --> 00:55:41,975
GOOMI: I can’t wait for you
to meet my friends!

1430
00:55:42,108 --> 00:55:43,943
[singsongy]:
Watch your step!

1431
00:55:48,848 --> 00:55:50,817
And here we are.

1432
00:55:50,950 --> 00:55:52,318
[exclaiming excitedly]

1433
00:55:52,485 --> 00:55:54,200
You’re gonna love these gents.

1434
00:55:54,154 --> 00:55:55,422
We get them,
and then we go to

1435
00:55:55,555 --> 00:55:57,891
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.

1436
00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,959
Yeah, sure--
to make your movie.

1437
00:56:00,930 --> 00:56:02,996
Whoa. [laughing]

1438
00:56:03,129 --> 00:56:05,980
There they are!

1439
00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:07,233
Howard and Phillips.

1440
00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:09,469
JAMES:
Goomi, magnífico.

1441
00:56:09,602 --> 00:56:10,737
GOOMI:
Right?

1442
00:56:10,870 --> 00:56:12,572
Ed, cinema. Cinema.

1443
00:56:12,706 --> 00:56:14,441
- [laughing excitedly]
- [camera rattling]

1444
00:56:14,574 --> 00:56:16,943
Don’t be scared though.
They’re such good guys.

1445
00:56:17,770 --> 00:56:19,446
Just try not to look
too delicious.

1446
00:56:19,579 --> 00:56:20,480
Huh?!

1447
00:56:20,613 --> 00:56:22,749
- [clicking]
- Hmm.

1448
00:56:22,882 --> 00:56:24,184
[growls]

1449
00:56:24,317 --> 00:56:25,785
♪ ♪

1450
00:56:25,919 --> 00:56:27,153
[clicking]

1451
00:56:27,287 --> 00:56:29,522
- [vibrating gong]
- [ice crackling]

1452
00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:32,959
♪ ♪

1453
00:56:38,531 --> 00:56:40,330
[Minions grunt]

1454
00:56:42,335 --> 00:56:43,570
- [laughing excitedly]
- [footsteps booming]

1455
00:56:43,703 --> 00:56:45,472
Mega kaiju!

1456
00:56:45,605 --> 00:56:47,640
Behold!

1457
00:56:47,774 --> 00:56:51,745
[bellowing roar]

1458
00:56:51,878 --> 00:56:53,646
[yawning, smacks lips]

1459
00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:56,149
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.

1460
00:56:56,282 --> 00:56:59,520
[laughs]
All right, where were we?

1461
00:56:59,185 --> 00:57:01,354
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!

1462
00:57:01,521 --> 00:57:02,555
Yeah!

1463
00:57:02,689 --> 00:57:04,591
But wait, I’m sorry.
Quick question.

1464
00:57:04,724 --> 00:57:06,693
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking
yellow guys first.

1465
00:57:06,826 --> 00:57:08,940
Is that okay?

1466
00:57:08,228 --> 00:57:09,729
- [Howard snarling]
- [Minions whimpering]

1467
00:57:09,863 --> 00:57:10,997
Guys, guys.

1468
00:57:11,131 --> 00:57:13,967
We are not going
to destroy the world

1469
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:16,200
nor eat anyone in this room.

1470
00:57:16,136 --> 00:57:17,604
Are we clear?

1471
00:57:17,737 --> 00:57:19,500
- Huh?
- Not really.

1472
00:57:19,139 --> 00:57:21,708
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.

1473
00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:24,210
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.

1474
00:57:24,344 --> 00:57:26,613
No, all that stuff is over.

1475
00:57:26,746 --> 00:57:28,348
We are no longer evil.

1476
00:57:28,515 --> 00:57:31,151
We work in
the motion picture industry.

1477
00:57:31,284 --> 00:57:32,619
- See?
- [camera rattling]

1478
00:57:32,752 --> 00:57:34,254
No worldwide destruction.

1479
00:57:34,387 --> 00:57:36,756
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.

1480
00:57:36,890 --> 00:57:41,194
We’re just gonna
help James here
make his dreams come true.

1481
00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:42,262
[dings]

1482
00:57:42,395 --> 00:57:44,130
Huh?

1483
00:57:44,864 --> 00:57:45,732
[dings]

1484
00:57:45,865 --> 00:57:47,233
Oh!

1485
00:57:47,367 --> 00:57:49,569
Okay. [laughs maniacally]

1486
00:57:49,703 --> 00:57:51,171
Wink, wink. [laughs]

1487
00:57:51,304 --> 00:57:53,340
Got it. All right, we’re in.

1488
00:57:53,473 --> 00:57:54,174
[laughing]

1489
00:57:54,307 --> 00:57:56,209
They’re in!

1490
00:57:56,343 --> 00:57:58,780
Come on, let’s go to Hollywood!

1491
00:57:58,211 --> 00:58:00,130
Sí. Woot, woot! [laughing]

1492
00:58:00,146 --> 00:58:02,248
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!

1493
00:58:02,382 --> 00:58:03,683
- [speaking Minionese]
- James, James.

1494
00:58:03,817 --> 00:58:06,190
[speaks Minionese] loco.
Le monstra bada.

1495
00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:08,254
Henry [speaks Minionese]
Stoppa, okay?

1496
00:58:08,388 --> 00:58:10,457
- [speaks Minionese]
- [speaks Minionese] Stoppa.

1497
00:58:10,623 --> 00:58:13,293
C’est me movie, okay? Me movie!

1498
00:58:14,461 --> 00:58:17,731
HOWARD:
Howard having super weird day.

1499
00:58:17,864 --> 00:58:20,233
Uh [sighs]

1500
00:58:21,368 --> 00:58:23,670
[laughing gleefully]:
Faster!

1501
00:58:23,803 --> 00:58:25,605
Faster!

1502
00:58:25,739 --> 00:58:27,741
- [laughing]
- Ah. Gooda, gooda.

1503
00:58:27,874 --> 00:58:29,242
Hey, Henry! [laughs]

1504
00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:31,111
[James speaks Minionese]

1505
00:58:31,244 --> 00:58:33,130
[Henry grunting]

1506
00:58:33,146 --> 00:58:34,647
[Henry whimpering]

1507
00:58:34,781 --> 00:58:37,650
[speaking Minionese, crying]

1508
00:58:37,784 --> 00:58:39,986
[crying continues]

1509
00:58:41,888 --> 00:58:44,240
♪ ♪

1510
00:58:46,159 --> 00:58:48,610
[Dort clears throat]

1511
00:58:50,363 --> 00:58:52,650
[Minions laugh sheepishly]

1512
00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:54,968
[grunting, cries out]

1513
00:58:56,202 --> 00:58:58,400
[screams]

1514
00:59:00,106 --> 00:59:02,909
- [speaks Minionese]
- [Dort sighs]

1515
00:59:03,430 --> 00:59:04,110
[gentle violin music playing]

1516
00:59:04,244 --> 00:59:06,790
[glasses clink]

1517
00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:09,749
Mm! [mumbles]

1518
00:59:11,151 --> 00:59:12,419
Ah!

1519
00:59:12,585 --> 00:59:14,521
♪ ♪

1520
00:59:17,991 --> 00:59:19,359
[snickering]

1521
00:59:19,492 --> 00:59:20,860
[spits]

1522
00:59:20,994 --> 00:59:23,630
Mm-hmm.

1523
00:59:23,196 --> 00:59:24,931
[Minions yelling]

1524
00:59:25,650 --> 00:59:27,100
[shouting]

1525
00:59:29,703 --> 00:59:31,738
[speaking Minionese,
grunting mockingly]

1526
00:59:31,871 --> 00:59:34,107
[laughing]

1527
00:59:39,790 --> 00:59:41,140
- [wind whistles softly]
- [shivers]

1528
00:59:41,147 --> 00:59:43,350
♪ ♪

1529
00:59:54,270 --> 00:59:56,196
♪ ♪

1530
00:59:57,430 --> 00:59:58,798
[crickets chirping]

1531
00:59:58,932 --> 01:00:01,868
GOOMI: Ooh, is this
where you make movies?

1532
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:04,371
Sí. [speaks Minionese]

1533
01:00:05,305 --> 01:00:06,773
GOOMI:
Fantastic.

1534
01:00:06,906 --> 01:00:08,675
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.

1535
01:00:08,808 --> 01:00:10,377
- [laughing]
- JAMES: Come here!

1536
01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:11,378
Come here!

1537
01:00:11,511 --> 01:00:13,646
[speaking Minionese, grunting]

1538
01:00:14,581 --> 01:00:15,882
[Goomi laughing]

1539
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,984
[grunts]

1540
01:00:18,118 --> 01:00:19,519
[Goomi laughing]

1541
01:00:19,686 --> 01:00:23,560
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!

1542
01:00:23,189 --> 01:00:24,391
[laughing]

1543
01:00:24,524 --> 01:00:26,292
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1544
01:00:26,426 --> 01:00:27,394
Uh, uh.

1545
01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:29,729
[muttering quietly
in Minionese]

1546
01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,733
- Uh
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.

1547
01:00:33,867 --> 01:00:35,101
- This is great.
- Huh?

1548
01:00:35,235 --> 01:00:36,302
Sí.

1549
01:00:36,436 --> 01:00:38,905
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1550
01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:41,141
[growls]
El a destructo la terra!

1551
01:00:41,274 --> 01:00:42,842
[laughing giddily]
C’est besta storya.

1552
01:00:42,976 --> 01:00:46,120
Oh, James, you’ve painted
such a wonderful picture

1553
01:00:46,146 --> 01:00:47,881
with your beautiful gibberish.

1554
01:00:48,140 --> 01:00:50,784
[sighs] Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.

1555
01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:52,180
Isn’t it, guys?

1556
01:00:52,152 --> 01:00:55,210
[groans]
Who cares about the movie?

1557
01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:59,125
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and

1558
01:00:59,259 --> 01:01:00,994
Smoosh people with feet!

1559
01:01:01,127 --> 01:01:02,962
Exactly. Smoosh.

1560
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:04,164
Howard gets it.

1561
01:01:04,297 --> 01:01:06,660
- Huh?
- [stammers]

1562
01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:08,301
[laughs nervously]

1563
01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:09,803
Okay, just a little
moment, please.

1564
01:01:09,936 --> 01:01:11,370
[laughs nervously]

1565
01:01:11,171 --> 01:01:12,972
Uh, you and you, a word?
[chuckles]

1566
01:01:13,106 --> 01:01:14,908
We’ll be right back.

1567
01:01:15,410 --> 01:01:17,243
Oh. Okay.

1568
01:01:17,377 --> 01:01:19,379
[laughing]

1569
01:01:19,512 --> 01:01:21,147
[grunts]

1570
01:01:21,281 --> 01:01:23,350
Uh. Eh.

1571
01:01:24,551 --> 01:01:26,252
[humming
“Hooray for Hollywood”]

1572
01:01:26,386 --> 01:01:29,255
[continues humming]

1573
01:01:30,123 --> 01:01:32,292
Goomi, what are we doing here?

1574
01:01:32,425 --> 01:01:34,127
Back in the good old days,
you were all about

1575
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:35,462
going from planet to planet,

1576
01:01:35,595 --> 01:01:37,864
obliterating
everything in sight.

1577
01:01:37,997 --> 01:01:40,200
Now you want to make movies?

1578
01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:41,468
You’ve changed, man.

1579
01:01:41,601 --> 01:01:43,403
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.

1580
01:01:43,536 --> 01:01:44,938
Where’s the trust?

1581
01:01:45,710 --> 01:01:47,407
Of course we’re gonna
destroy everything.

1582
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,175
When those cameras
start rolling,

1583
01:01:49,309 --> 01:01:52,450
we’re going to conjure Irene.

1584
01:01:52,178 --> 01:01:53,880
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?

1585
01:01:54,140 --> 01:01:57,350
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.

1586
01:01:57,484 --> 01:01:58,952
We’re gonna have our revenge,

1587
01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:02,222
but we’re gonna destroy
everything on the planet.

1588
01:02:02,355 --> 01:02:04,591
- Destroy! [laughing maniacally]
- [door opens]

1589
01:02:04,724 --> 01:02:07,727
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?

1590
01:02:09,162 --> 01:02:11,531
Uh destroy?

1591
01:02:11,664 --> 01:02:14,234
[laughs]:
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.

1592
01:02:15,602 --> 01:02:17,404
James!

1593
01:02:17,537 --> 01:02:20,106
- [yelps, whimpers]
- Get him!

1594
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,642
[panicked whimpering, panting]

1595
01:02:22,809 --> 01:02:24,277
[shrieks]

1596
01:02:25,178 --> 01:02:26,246
- [roaring]
- [gasping]

1597
01:02:26,379 --> 01:02:28,481
- [growling]
- Uh

1598
01:02:28,615 --> 01:02:30,500
- [gasps] Ooh!
- [Henry laughs]

1599
01:02:30,183 --> 01:02:32,519
[“The Lone Ranger” playing
at fast speed]

1600
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,523
- [sped-up audio]
- [Howard yelling]

1601
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,270
- [metallic clang] -Ow!
- [high-pitched laughter]

1602
01:02:41,161 --> 01:02:42,729
[roaring]

1603
01:02:42,896 --> 01:02:44,264
[Howard growling]

1604
01:02:45,765 --> 01:02:47,233
- [laughing]
- [growling]

1605
01:02:47,367 --> 01:02:49,469
Eh, en garde!
[speaking Minionese]

1606
01:02:51,104 --> 01:02:53,873
HOWARD: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[screams]

1607
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,775
[Henry laughing]

1608
01:02:57,770 --> 01:02:58,345
Aha!

1609
01:02:58,478 --> 01:02:59,746
[screaming]

1610
01:02:59,879 --> 01:03:01,414
- [blowing]
- [laughing]

1611
01:03:01,548 --> 01:03:02,716
[exclaims]

1612
01:03:02,849 --> 01:03:04,840
- [song ends]
- [normal audio resumes]

1613
01:03:04,217 --> 01:03:05,752
- [muffled grunting]
- [deep laughter]

1614
01:03:05,885 --> 01:03:06,820
James!

1615
01:03:06,986 --> 01:03:09,356
Huh? Henry?

1616
01:03:09,489 --> 01:03:10,590
- [muffled shouting]
- JAMES: Henry?!

1617
01:03:10,724 --> 01:03:12,459
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.

1618
01:03:12,592 --> 01:03:14,527
Henry? [gasps]

1619
01:03:14,661 --> 01:03:17,464
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.

1620
01:03:17,597 --> 01:03:18,732
- There’s no Henry here.
- [muffled shouting]

1621
01:03:18,865 --> 01:03:21,401
Uh, just us monsters, you know,

1622
01:03:21,534 --> 01:03:23,169
talking about, uh

1623
01:03:23,303 --> 01:03:28,408
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.

1624
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:31,110
[sighs wistfully]

1625
01:03:31,144 --> 01:03:32,879
This is Irene.

1626
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:34,247
JAMES:
Oh.

1627
01:03:34,381 --> 01:03:39,520
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.

1628
01:03:39,185 --> 01:03:40,920
The coolest monster ever,

1629
01:03:41,870 --> 01:03:44,357
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.

1630
01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:45,792
Oh, I promise you, James,

1631
01:03:45,925 --> 01:03:48,228
you’ve never seen
a monster like her.

1632
01:03:48,361 --> 01:03:51,310
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!

1633
01:03:51,164 --> 01:03:53,366
♪ ♪

1634
01:04:04,611 --> 01:04:07,681
[panting, sighing]

1635
01:04:09,182 --> 01:04:11,384
♪ ♪

1636
01:04:14,354 --> 01:04:17,457
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.

1637
01:04:17,590 --> 01:04:19,325
GOOMI [laughs]:
Okay.

1638
01:04:19,459 --> 01:04:21,610
The big day has arrived.

1639
01:04:21,194 --> 01:04:22,629
And I have good news.

1640
01:04:22,762 --> 01:04:24,698
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat

1641
01:04:24,831 --> 01:04:26,533
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.

1642
01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:28,935
And he said he’s sorry
for being such a doink,

1643
01:04:29,102 --> 01:04:31,905
and also that the scene
we’re about to do, you know,

1644
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,674
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it’s missing something.

1645
01:04:34,808 --> 01:04:37,577
- Huh? [speaks Minionese]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

1646
01:04:37,711 --> 01:04:39,846
But Henry had a solution.

1647
01:04:39,979 --> 01:04:42,215
What if, when the monster
first comes out,

1648
01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:43,817
she eats a victim

1649
01:04:43,950 --> 01:04:46,353
to let the audience know
that she means business.

1650
01:04:46,486 --> 01:04:49,456
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered

1651
01:04:49,589 --> 01:04:53,526
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!

1652
01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:55,695
[muffled pleading]

1653
01:04:55,829 --> 01:04:57,664
[gasps, laughs]
Henry! Bank you!

1654
01:04:57,797 --> 01:04:59,499
[muffled]:
Mm-mm, mm-mm!

1655
01:04:59,632 --> 01:05:01,401
GOOMI:
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?

1656
01:05:01,534 --> 01:05:03,770
- He’s really getting
into the part.
- Aw.

1657
01:05:03,903 --> 01:05:06,390
[sighs] Well, James.

1658
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:07,707
Jim. Jimmy.

1659
01:05:07,841 --> 01:05:09,275
- Jimothy.
- [yelps]

1660
01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:12,946
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?

1661
01:05:13,113 --> 01:05:14,514
Sí, sí. [laughing]

1662
01:05:14,647 --> 01:05:17,450
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?

1663
01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:18,785
Th-This is your project.

1664
01:05:18,918 --> 01:05:20,120
I don’t want
to step on any toes.

1665
01:05:20,253 --> 01:05:22,689
No problemo. Lumiosa!

1666
01:05:23,890 --> 01:05:24,657
Sonos!

1667
01:05:24,791 --> 01:05:26,126
[microphone feedback]

1668
01:05:26,259 --> 01:05:27,560
Y smoka!

1669
01:05:27,694 --> 01:05:29,763
Minions y Monstras.

1670
01:05:29,896 --> 01:05:31,131
Uno!

1671
01:05:31,264 --> 01:05:33,466
♪ ♪

1672
01:05:34,801 --> 01:05:36,369
[Goomi laughing maniacally]

1673
01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:39,472
The end is finally here.

1674
01:05:39,606 --> 01:05:42,542
Earth is living
its last moments.

1675
01:05:42,676 --> 01:05:45,450
The monsters are back

1676
01:05:45,211 --> 01:05:47,347
- with a vengeance!
- [thunder cracking]

1677
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:53,486
The time for Irene
has come again!

1678
01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:55,550
Rahlia!

1679
01:05:55,221 --> 01:05:57,724
- Yogsogoth!
- [soft whooshing]

1680
01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:00,427
- Flitahgen!
- [crackling]

1681
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,960
- Carbonica!
- [whooshing]

1682
01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:06,666
Alea Iacta Est!

1683
01:06:07,367 --> 01:06:11,171
Mercurio Sulubidis!

1684
01:06:12,839 --> 01:06:17,210
Cardamen Macchiato!

1685
01:06:22,649 --> 01:06:24,851
♪ ♪

1686
01:06:28,455 --> 01:06:29,923
[exclaims]

1687
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:34,260
Welcome, the all-consuming,

1688
01:06:34,394 --> 01:06:37,230
all-powerful Irene!

1689
01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:38,865
[low growl]

1690
01:06:38,998 --> 01:06:40,700
[thuds]

1691
01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:43,503
[low burbling]

1692
01:06:43,636 --> 01:06:45,710
PHILLIPS:
Irene!

1693
01:06:45,238 --> 01:06:46,639
[gasps, exhales]

1694
01:06:46,773 --> 01:06:49,342
Wow, you’re so beautiful!

1695
01:06:49,476 --> 01:06:52,479
So big, so orange, so

1696
01:06:52,612 --> 01:06:55,949
G-G-Gooey!

1697
01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:58,284
Now feed, Irene!

1698
01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:01,354
Feast on our modest offering

1699
01:07:01,488 --> 01:07:04,570
and go forth into the world!

1700
01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:05,558
♪ ♪

1701
01:07:05,692 --> 01:07:06,760
[muffled shouting]

1702
01:07:06,893 --> 01:07:09,396
[low growl]

1703
01:07:09,529 --> 01:07:11,898
[muffled shouting continues]

1704
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,134
C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry!

1705
01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:16,200
[strained grunting]

1706
01:07:16,836 --> 01:07:19,105
[yelling, grunting]

1707
01:07:19,272 --> 01:07:21,641
- [grunts]
- [Irene bellowing]

1708
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:24,377
- [crashing]
- [whimpering]

1709
01:07:24,511 --> 01:07:26,179
[exclaims]

1710
01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:28,515
[panting, whimpering]

1711
01:07:28,648 --> 01:07:30,500
[screams]

1712
01:07:34,521 --> 01:07:36,156
[grunting]

1713
01:07:36,322 --> 01:07:37,357
[panting]

1714
01:07:37,490 --> 01:07:39,159
James! Helpa me!

1715
01:07:39,325 --> 01:07:40,760
Huh? Helpa?

1716
01:07:40,894 --> 01:07:42,462
But por qué helpa?

1717
01:07:42,595 --> 01:07:43,963
- [Irene bellowing]
- [screams]

1718
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,350
[grunting] James!

1719
01:07:49,169 --> 01:07:50,437
Uh, no, no!

1720
01:07:50,570 --> 01:07:51,738
Stoppa!

1721
01:07:51,871 --> 01:07:53,473
Irene, stoppa!

1722
01:07:53,606 --> 01:07:55,709
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!

1723
01:07:55,842 --> 01:07:58,345
GOOMI:
Stop? I’m not gonna stop.

1724
01:07:58,478 --> 01:08:00,847
I’ve been waiting
for this moment for eons.

1725
01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:04,684
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.

1726
01:08:04,818 --> 01:08:06,553
No!

1727
01:08:06,686 --> 01:08:08,154
- [low roaring]
- [whimpering]

1728
01:08:08,321 --> 01:08:10,900
[panting]

1729
01:08:10,223 --> 01:08:12,625
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1730
01:08:15,562 --> 01:08:17,997
Henry! Oh, oh, no!

1731
01:08:21,434 --> 01:08:22,702
[gasping]

1732
01:08:22,836 --> 01:08:25,438
[screaming, yelling]

1733
01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:34,247
[panicked screaming]

1734
01:08:35,348 --> 01:08:37,784
- [panicked screaming continues]
- [horns honking]

1735
01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:39,753
[panting, whimpering]

1736
01:08:41,855 --> 01:08:43,123
[whistles]

1737
01:08:44,324 --> 01:08:46,192
[panicked screaming, shouting]

1738
01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:47,861
Henry! Uh

1739
01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:50,530
[yells, whimpers]

1740
01:08:50,663 --> 01:08:51,765
[growls]

1741
01:08:51,898 --> 01:08:53,133
[grunting rhythmically]

1742
01:08:53,266 --> 01:08:54,334
[dog barks]

1743
01:08:54,467 --> 01:08:55,635
[woman screams]

1744
01:08:55,769 --> 01:08:57,470
[Debbie sighs contentedly]

1745
01:08:57,604 --> 01:08:59,720
That was super fun.

1746
01:08:59,205 --> 01:09:01,875
What a perfect day
this has been.

1747
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,376
Thank you so much.

1748
01:09:03,510 --> 01:09:05,445
Oh. Oh, no.

1749
01:09:05,578 --> 01:09:07,814
No, no. No. Thank you.

1750
01:09:07,947 --> 01:09:09,883
I really like you, Dort.
You’re

1751
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,585
you’re not like
the other men that I know.

1752
01:09:12,719 --> 01:09:16,423
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings

1753
01:09:16,556 --> 01:09:18,658
to avoid appearing vulnerable?

1754
01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:21,394
Well, yes, but more like,
with you

1755
01:09:21,528 --> 01:09:25,165
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.

1756
01:09:25,298 --> 01:09:27,734
Aw, Debbie.

1757
01:09:27,867 --> 01:09:29,703
Dort.

1758
01:09:30,537 --> 01:09:32,572
[panicked screaming]

1759
01:09:35,342 --> 01:09:36,176
[gasps]

1760
01:09:36,309 --> 01:09:37,911
[speaks Minionese, gasps]

1761
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,380
[Henry screaming]

1762
01:09:40,547 --> 01:09:42,916
[yelps, whimpering]

1763
01:09:43,490 --> 01:09:44,651
[stammers] C’est la Henry!

1764
01:09:44,784 --> 01:09:46,653
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!

1765
01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:47,787
Help buddy, buddy.

1766
01:09:47,921 --> 01:09:49,756
- DORT: Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!

1767
01:09:49,889 --> 01:09:51,224
Look at that thing!

1768
01:09:51,358 --> 01:09:53,727
Well, he’s no match
for my robot boyfriend.

1769
01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:56,363
Go! Get him, baby!

1770
01:09:56,529 --> 01:09:57,997
Um, yes, yes.

1771
01:09:58,131 --> 01:10:00,967
But that thing i-is huge!

1772
01:10:01,101 --> 01:10:03,737
Uh, I, um [clears throat]

1773
01:10:03,870 --> 01:10:05,380
Okay.

1774
01:10:05,171 --> 01:10:06,973
[Dort whimpering]

1775
01:10:07,107 --> 01:10:08,875
- Dort?
- Dort?

1776
01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:10,944
[Dort grunting]

1777
01:10:12,645 --> 01:10:14,748
- [metallic thud]
- [cat yowls] -Dort!

1778
01:10:14,881 --> 01:10:16,160
- Uh, uh
- Hmm?

1779
01:10:16,149 --> 01:10:17,784
Buddies.
[speaks Minionese] Dort.

1780
01:10:17,917 --> 01:10:19,850
Y tú. Helpa Henry!

1781
01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:20,620
Huh? Helpa Henry?

1782
01:10:20,754 --> 01:10:22,889
Sí, helpa Henry!

1783
01:10:23,230 --> 01:10:24,290
[growls] Buddies!

1784
01:10:24,424 --> 01:10:27,193
- Helpa Henry!
- [shouting in Minionese]

1785
01:10:27,327 --> 01:10:30,196
[panicked screaming]

1786
01:10:33,566 --> 01:10:35,602
[woman grunting]

1787
01:10:35,735 --> 01:10:37,370
[yells]

1788
01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:38,705
[laughing maniacally]

1789
01:10:38,838 --> 01:10:41,107
- [woman grunting]
- [continues laughing]

1790
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:43,576
[distorted Klaxon horn honking]

1791
01:10:45,645 --> 01:10:48,348
- [panicked screaming]
- [Henry yelling]

1792
01:10:48,481 --> 01:10:49,983
[tires screech]

1793
01:10:50,817 --> 01:10:54,200
On my command, prepare to fire!

1794
01:10:54,154 --> 01:10:56,356
[growling]

1795
01:10:56,489 --> 01:10:57,424
And, uh

1796
01:10:57,590 --> 01:11:01,761
- [deep bellowing]
- [screaming]

1797
01:11:01,895 --> 01:11:04,230
Fall back! Fall back!

1798
01:11:06,466 --> 01:11:08,334
[panting] Huh?

1799
01:11:08,468 --> 01:11:09,602
[growls]

1800
01:11:11,304 --> 01:11:14,107
[laughing, hooting]

1801
01:11:16,876 --> 01:11:18,311
- [laughing] Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.

1802
01:11:18,445 --> 01:11:21,381
- Uh, uh, uh, uh
- [metallic clanging]

1803
01:11:21,514 --> 01:11:23,249
Hmph. [growls]

1804
01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:24,984
Meow.

1805
01:11:25,118 --> 01:11:26,353
[grunting]

1806
01:11:26,486 --> 01:11:28,455
[smacks lips,
laughs maniacally]

1807
01:11:28,621 --> 01:11:30,857
[speaking Minionese]

1808
01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:32,959
[cheering, yelling]

1809
01:11:33,930 --> 01:11:34,728
DEBBIE:
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!

1810
01:11:34,861 --> 01:11:36,730
- [Minions panting]
- Dort!

1811
01:11:37,764 --> 01:11:39,699
DEBBIE:
Where are we going? [yells]

1812
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:41,301
[panting]

1813
01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:43,603
- [door slams shut]
- Dort!

1814
01:11:43,737 --> 01:11:44,904
Opena!

1815
01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:47,700
[Dick grunting]

1816
01:11:47,807 --> 01:11:48,942
Huh?

1817
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,444
- [high-pitched whirring]
- [exclaims]

1818
01:11:52,645 --> 01:11:55,115
[shouting in Minionese]

1819
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,350
- [speaks Minionese]
- [yelps]

1820
01:11:57,484 --> 01:12:00,200
- [panting, speaks Minionese]
- [screams]

1821
01:12:00,854 --> 01:12:02,222
[grunts] Phew.

1822
01:12:02,355 --> 01:12:03,757
- Hey, what are you doing?
- [grunting] Ouch! Ouch!

1823
01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,692
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch! [screams]

1824
01:12:05,825 --> 01:12:08,661
[panicked panting]

1825
01:12:08,795 --> 01:12:09,863
[muffled grunts]

1826
01:12:09,996 --> 01:12:11,464
[screaming]

1827
01:12:11,631 --> 01:12:13,660
[yelling]

1828
01:12:13,199 --> 01:12:15,502
[muffled yelling]

1829
01:12:15,668 --> 01:12:17,170
[laughs] Henry.

1830
01:12:17,303 --> 01:12:18,872
So I guess this is the end.

1831
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,107
Irene, finish him!

1832
01:12:21,241 --> 01:12:22,942
HENRY:
Huh? [stammering]

1833
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,511
[gasping]

1834
01:12:25,545 --> 01:12:27,547
Oh!

1835
01:12:29,182 --> 01:12:31,518
- [tires screeching]
- No, no, no, no, no!

1836
01:12:34,254 --> 01:12:37,190
[screaming]

1837
01:12:37,323 --> 01:12:38,725
[muffled grunt]

1838
01:12:38,858 --> 01:12:40,260
Henry!

1839
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,362
- [growls]
- [tires screeching]

1840
01:12:43,963 --> 01:12:47,100
[shouting in Minionese]

1841
01:12:47,233 --> 01:12:49,469
[burbling]

1842
01:12:49,602 --> 01:12:52,720
- [engine puttering]
- Huh?

1843
01:12:59,646 --> 01:13:00,780
[grunts]

1844
01:13:06,186 --> 01:13:07,954
- [electrical crackling]
- Ah, no!

1845
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:09,856
[speaking Minionese]

1846
01:13:09,989 --> 01:13:12,192
[muffled grunting]

1847
01:13:13,126 --> 01:13:15,328
[muffled grunting continues]

1848
01:13:18,865 --> 01:13:21,401
Ah [speaking Minionese]

1849
01:13:22,635 --> 01:13:25,380
- [speaking Minionese angrily]
- [switch clicking]

1850
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,608
Ah [sighs]

1851
01:13:28,775 --> 01:13:29,642
[screams]

1852
01:13:29,809 --> 01:13:32,812
[both screaming]

1853
01:13:33,813 --> 01:13:35,115
Huh? Henry!

1854
01:13:35,248 --> 01:13:36,516
- [laughing]
- James!

1855
01:13:36,649 --> 01:13:38,510
- BOTH: Toot, toot!
- [Klaxon horn honking]

1856
01:13:38,184 --> 01:13:39,953
- [both laughing]
- [engine puttering]

1857
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:42,222
- GREG: Minions!
- Huh?

1858
01:13:42,355 --> 01:13:44,190
- GOOMI: What?
- [shouting in Minionese]

1859
01:13:44,324 --> 01:13:46,259
[continues shouting
in Minionese]

1860
01:13:46,393 --> 01:13:48,795
Mm, piñata!

1861
01:13:48,928 --> 01:13:50,663
[grunts, speaks Minionese]

1862
01:13:51,698 --> 01:13:52,766
Huh?

1863
01:13:53,900 --> 01:13:55,100
[grunts weakly]

1864
01:13:55,135 --> 01:13:56,836
[shouting in Minionese]

1865
01:13:56,970 --> 01:13:59,172
[grunting]

1866
01:14:00,373 --> 01:14:02,375
[shouting in Minionese]

1867
01:14:02,509 --> 01:14:03,910
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

1868
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,110
Click! Click! Click?

1869
01:14:05,145 --> 01:14:06,546
[growls, shouts in Minionese]

1870
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:07,881
Yah! Yah!

1871
01:14:08,140 --> 01:14:09,616
[shouts in Minionese]

1872
01:14:09,783 --> 01:14:10,984
[hammer squeaks]

1873
01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:13,319
[shouting in Minionese]

1874
01:14:16,356 --> 01:14:17,957
- [buzzing]
- [laughing]

1875
01:14:18,910 --> 01:14:19,526
[snapping]

1876
01:14:19,659 --> 01:14:20,727
Ow!

1877
01:14:20,894 --> 01:14:22,462
[groaning]

1878
01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:26,566
[speaks Minionese] Bazooka!

1879
01:14:28,735 --> 01:14:30,170
[grunts]

1880
01:14:31,671 --> 01:14:32,872
[grunts]

1881
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,175
[muffled explosions]

1882
01:14:39,846 --> 01:14:42,415
[low bellowing]

1883
01:14:42,549 --> 01:14:45,118
[Minions cheering]

1884
01:14:45,251 --> 01:14:46,653
[gasps] James!

1885
01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:48,988
Looka, looka!
[speaks Minionese]

1886
01:14:49,122 --> 01:14:50,990
Go, go, go!

1887
01:14:51,124 --> 01:14:52,859
[grunts, speaks Minionese]

1888
01:14:52,992 --> 01:14:54,600
[laughing]

1889
01:14:54,194 --> 01:14:56,629
[cheering, laughing]

1890
01:14:56,763 --> 01:14:58,765
[burbling]

1891
01:14:58,932 --> 01:15:00,867
[Minions gasping]

1892
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,136
[stammering, whimpering]

1893
01:15:08,410 --> 01:15:09,909
HENRY:
Oh!

1894
01:15:10,430 --> 01:15:12,212
[shouting in Minionese]

1895
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,515
[Minions yelling]

1896
01:15:15,648 --> 01:15:17,851
[James and Henry grunting]

1897
01:15:18,651 --> 01:15:20,687
[Goomi laughing maniacally]

1898
01:15:20,854 --> 01:15:23,390
Good game, fellas,
but it’s over.

1899
01:15:23,523 --> 01:15:26,159
Irene, take ’em all down!

1900
01:15:26,292 --> 01:15:28,940
[Goomi laughing]

1901
01:15:28,228 --> 01:15:30,330
[panicked shouting]

1902
01:15:30,463 --> 01:15:32,332
[whimpering]

1903
01:15:32,465 --> 01:15:34,634
[bellowing]

1904
01:15:34,768 --> 01:15:36,169
Uh, James.

1905
01:15:36,302 --> 01:15:38,271
[whimpering, yelps]

1906
01:15:40,807 --> 01:15:41,975
[bellowing]

1907
01:15:42,108 --> 01:15:43,743
[electrical crackling,
electronic whooping]

1908
01:15:43,910 --> 01:15:45,645
MINIONS:
Huh?

1909
01:15:45,779 --> 01:15:48,314
Ah, ah, what’s happening?
Who dares?

1910
01:15:48,448 --> 01:15:50,650
[electronic whooping]

1911
01:15:52,252 --> 01:15:54,454
I am Dort!

1912
01:15:54,587 --> 01:15:56,623
[Minions cheering]

1913
01:15:56,756 --> 01:15:57,557
Bravo!

1914
01:15:57,691 --> 01:16:00,827
Call off your attack, or else.

1915
01:16:00,994 --> 01:16:03,329
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?

1916
01:16:03,463 --> 01:16:05,198
We’ve got Irene!

1917
01:16:05,331 --> 01:16:06,666
Agreed.

1918
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:09,669
But I’ve got

1919
01:16:09,803 --> 01:16:12,372
Minions!

1920
01:16:12,505 --> 01:16:13,907
[Dick laughing]

1921
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:15,442
Piñata!

1922
01:16:15,575 --> 01:16:17,477
[Minions shouting]

1923
01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,649
[screaming]

1924
01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:26,519
[panting, screaming]

1925
01:16:30,490 --> 01:16:32,292
[deep bellowing]

1926
01:16:32,425 --> 01:16:34,627
[screaming, grunting]

1927
01:16:38,310 --> 01:16:39,632
[yelling]

1928
01:16:41,301 --> 01:16:42,869
[Dick laughing]

1929
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:44,604
[grunting]

1930
01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:45,839
[gagging]

1931
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:47,741
[speaking Minionese]

1932
01:16:47,874 --> 01:16:49,209
Uh, no.

1933
01:16:49,342 --> 01:16:50,343
- [grunting, gasps]
- [chicken squawks]

1934
01:16:50,477 --> 01:16:52,746
[speaking Minionese angrily]

1935
01:16:52,879 --> 01:16:54,180
- [screams]
- [spring boings]

1936
01:16:54,314 --> 01:16:56,160
[muffled shouting]

1937
01:16:56,149 --> 01:16:58,651
[panting, sighing]

1938
01:16:58,785 --> 01:16:59,519
Ah

1939
01:16:59,652 --> 01:17:00,787
BOTH:
Kanpai!

1940
01:17:00,954 --> 01:17:02,288
[grunting]

1941
01:17:02,422 --> 01:17:06,459
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

1942
01:17:07,394 --> 01:17:09,596
[deep bellowing]

1943
01:17:13,533 --> 01:17:16,503
[weapons whirring]

1944
01:17:19,873 --> 01:17:22,509
♪ ♪

1945
01:17:28,181 --> 01:17:30,183
[Howard and Phillips crying]

1946
01:17:30,316 --> 01:17:32,686
GOOMI [sobbing]:
Irene!

1947
01:17:33,586 --> 01:17:34,888
JAMES:
Hey, Goomi!

1948
01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:36,890
Huh?

1949
01:17:36,222 --> 01:17:38,525
[sighs, speaks Minionese]

1950
01:17:40,126 --> 01:17:41,561
- Huh?
- GOOMI: Oh, no.

1951
01:17:41,695 --> 01:17:43,329
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
- [Phillips and Howard gasping]

1952
01:17:43,463 --> 01:17:44,397
No, no, no, no!

1953
01:17:44,531 --> 01:17:46,766
Undo la spella.

1954
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,269
- Command-Zed!
- [screams]

1955
01:17:49,402 --> 01:17:50,637
Run for it, boys!

1956
01:17:50,770 --> 01:17:52,839
JAMES:
Undo!

1957
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,308
[panting, screaming]

1958
01:17:55,442 --> 01:17:57,377
[panicked shouting]

1959
01:17:57,510 --> 01:18:00,347
JAMES:
Command-Zed!

1960
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:03,783
Don’t you dare lock me
in there again, or I’m gonna

1961
01:18:05,618 --> 01:18:07,921
[Minions laughing and cheering]

1962
01:18:10,323 --> 01:18:11,825
[laughs] Dick!

1963
01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,260
Tú le besta.

1964
01:18:13,159 --> 01:18:14,661
No, Greg. Tú le besta.

1965
01:18:14,794 --> 01:18:16,963
- DICK: Ah. Oh!
- [laughing]

1966
01:18:17,931 --> 01:18:19,990
[laughing]

1967
01:18:19,232 --> 01:18:20,200
Oh.

1968
01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:22,102
[crying]

1969
01:18:22,235 --> 01:18:24,537
DEBBIE:
Dort! Dort!

1970
01:18:25,939 --> 01:18:27,674
Oh, Debbie!

1971
01:18:28,775 --> 01:18:30,110
OLIVIA:
Yes, indeed.

1972
01:18:30,243 --> 01:18:33,480
The day and Earth itself
was saved.

1973
01:18:33,613 --> 01:18:35,215
All was right in the world.

1974
01:18:35,348 --> 01:18:36,316
[Minions gasp]

1975
01:18:36,449 --> 01:18:37,884
And get this.

1976
01:18:38,510 --> 01:18:40,487
- Ed had never stopped filming.
- [camera rattling]

1977
01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:42,489
[Henry and James cheering]

1978
01:18:42,622 --> 01:18:44,491
[laughing]

1979
01:18:44,624 --> 01:18:46,590
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

1980
01:18:46,192 --> 01:18:47,861
[laughing]

1981
01:18:48,661 --> 01:18:51,698
OLIVIA: And so,
after months of hard work,

1982
01:18:51,831 --> 01:18:54,434
and with the help
of all of his buddies,

1983
01:18:54,567 --> 01:18:57,270
James had made his dream
come true.

1984
01:18:57,404 --> 01:19:00,340
He had done it.

1985
01:19:00,473 --> 01:19:03,476
He had finally made his movie.

1986
01:19:06,946 --> 01:19:09,516
[Minions laughing
over speakers]

1987
01:19:10,350 --> 01:19:11,918
And let me tell you,

1988
01:19:12,850 --> 01:19:15,789
watching the movie play
with a theater full of people,

1989
01:19:15,922 --> 01:19:19,693
there was truly nothing better.

1990
01:19:19,826 --> 01:19:22,280
- [cheering and applause]
- [chanting]: James! James!

1991
01:19:22,195 --> 01:19:23,363
James! James!

1992
01:19:23,496 --> 01:19:27,330
James! James!
James! James! James!

1993
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,569
[cheering
and applause continue]

1994
01:19:30,570 --> 01:19:32,872
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.

1995
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:34,441
Bank you.

1996
01:19:35,308 --> 01:19:36,810
Bank you.

1997
01:19:36,943 --> 01:19:38,578
Bravo!

1998
01:19:38,712 --> 01:19:41,140
I’m so proud of you, James!

1999
01:19:41,181 --> 01:19:42,282
Oh, xiè xie.

2000
01:19:42,415 --> 01:19:43,717
DORT:
Fantastic work, Minions.

2001
01:19:43,850 --> 01:19:46,219
That was incredible.

2002
01:19:46,353 --> 01:19:48,321
Fun for the whole family.

2003
01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:50,357
[speaks Minionese]

2004
01:19:50,490 --> 01:19:55,428
OLIVIA: And the evening just
kept getting better and better.

2005
01:19:56,329 --> 01:19:57,864
Uh

2006
01:20:00,330 --> 01:20:02,135
[gasps] Uh.

2007
01:20:02,268 --> 01:20:04,537
[laughs] Whoo-hoo-hoo!

2008
01:20:04,671 --> 01:20:06,439
- [laughing]
- Bank you, Henry.

2009
01:20:06,573 --> 01:20:08,800
[both laughing]

2010
01:20:08,975 --> 01:20:10,577
♪ ♪

2011
01:20:10,710 --> 01:20:12,245
[cheering wildly]

2012
01:20:12,379 --> 01:20:14,981
OLIVIA: Oh, was it
a glorious, beautiful moment

2013
01:20:15,148 --> 01:20:17,884
that none of them
would ever forget.

2014
01:20:18,180 --> 01:20:18,752
[Dick sobbing]

2015
01:20:18,885 --> 01:20:20,820
They had done it.

2016
01:20:20,954 --> 01:20:24,891
The Minions
had achieved success
in the face of adversity.

2017
01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:27,293
And even though
it took a long time

2018
01:20:27,427 --> 01:20:31,464
and it wasn’t always easy,
they came out on top.

2019
01:20:31,598 --> 01:20:33,199
As a group.

2020
01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:34,901
As a tribe.

2021
01:20:35,350 --> 01:20:36,736
As friends.

2022
01:20:36,870 --> 01:20:39,390
ATTENDEES:
Aw!

2023
01:20:39,939 --> 01:20:41,107
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]

2024
01:20:41,274 --> 01:20:43,376
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!

2025
01:20:43,510 --> 01:20:45,278
Bank you!

2026
01:20:45,412 --> 01:20:47,580
- [cheering, happy chattering]
- [“Hooray for Hollywood” plays]

2027
01:20:47,714 --> 01:20:48,915
Hey, hey.

2028
01:20:49,490 --> 01:20:51,510
- Bank you!
- DORT: Way to go, Minions.

2029
01:20:51,217 --> 01:20:53,520
- Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
- [thudding footsteps]

2030
01:20:53,653 --> 01:20:54,788
[yelps]

2031
01:20:54,921 --> 01:20:57,590
- HENRY: Hey!
- [Cyclops laughing]

2032
01:20:57,724 --> 01:20:59,426
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

2033
01:20:59,559 --> 01:21:01,227
[children laughing]

2034
01:21:01,361 --> 01:21:03,496
[Minions shouting happily]

2035
01:21:03,630 --> 01:21:04,898
[speaking Minionese]

2036
01:21:05,310 --> 01:21:06,366
- Thank you.
- [cork pops]

2037
01:21:06,499 --> 01:21:07,767
- [Henry and James laughing]
- Whoo!

2038
01:21:07,901 --> 01:21:09,536
[James speaks Minionese]

2039
01:21:09,669 --> 01:21:11,504
- Hey. [chuckles]
- Come here, come here.

2040
01:21:11,638 --> 01:21:13,807
[speaks Minionese, laughs]

2041
01:21:13,940 --> 01:21:15,975
[Henry speaking Minionese]

2042
01:21:16,109 --> 01:21:17,377
Bank you, Floyd!

2043
01:21:17,510 --> 01:21:19,145
[speaking Minionese excitedly]

2044
01:21:19,312 --> 01:21:20,313
- Aw.
- [laughing]

2045
01:21:20,447 --> 01:21:21,781
[Minionese baby talk]

2046
01:21:21,915 --> 01:21:24,517
- Eh, James, tapioca?
- [laughing]

2047
01:21:24,651 --> 01:21:27,387
- Tapioca.
- Credits!

2048
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,723
♪ ♪

2049
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:48,541
STUART:
Ooh.

2050
01:21:48,675 --> 01:21:50,877
- [laughing]
- Eh.

2051
01:21:51,110 --> 01:21:53,313
- [dog sniffing]
- STUART: Hey, hey, Mini Boss.

2052
01:21:53,446 --> 01:21:54,514
[chuckles]

2053
01:21:54,647 --> 01:21:56,783
[speaking foreign language]

2054
01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:59,686
- [barks, snarls]
- [screaming]

2055
01:21:59,819 --> 01:22:02,655
- [snarling]
- [Stuart and Kevin laughing]

2056
01:22:02,789 --> 01:22:04,157
- [snarling continues]
- [yelping]

2057
01:22:04,324 --> 01:22:06,693
- [Gru and Minions screaming]
- [snarling]

2058
01:22:06,826 --> 01:22:09,620
♪ ♪

2059
01:22:17,103 --> 01:22:20,540
[speaking foreign language]

2060
01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:22,575
[gasping]

2061
01:22:23,643 --> 01:22:25,345
[echoing]:
Whoa!

2062
01:22:25,478 --> 01:22:26,780
Bello?

2063
01:22:26,913 --> 01:22:28,715
Stuart, helpa con la booka.

2064
01:22:28,848 --> 01:22:31,284
Uh
[speaking foreign language]

2065
01:22:31,985 --> 01:22:33,420
[Dr. Nefario yelling]

2066
01:22:33,553 --> 01:22:35,722
[speaking foreign language]

2067
01:22:37,157 --> 01:22:39,125
Ah, uh, uh
[speaking Minionese]

2068
01:22:39,292 --> 01:22:40,860
[grunting]

2069
01:22:40,994 --> 01:22:42,328
- Ow! Ow! Ooh!
- [squeaking]

2070
01:22:42,462 --> 01:22:44,698
- Stop! Hey, stop it!
- [Minions laughing]

2071
01:22:45,565 --> 01:22:47,734
♪ ♪

2072
01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:56,943
Eh?

2073
01:22:57,770 --> 01:22:59,379
[speaking foreign language]

2074
01:23:00,780 --> 01:23:02,716
- Uh
- [speaking Minionese]

2075
01:23:02,849 --> 01:23:05,318
Ah. [speaking foreign language]

2076
01:23:06,686 --> 01:23:08,388
♪ ♪

2077
01:23:08,521 --> 01:23:10,457
[laughing]

2078
01:23:10,590 --> 01:23:12,559
[laughing, shouting happily]

2079
01:23:12,692 --> 01:23:14,894
[lighthearted music playing]

2080
01:23:16,229 --> 01:23:19,532
[dramatic orchestra music plays
and choir sings]

2081
01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:21,868
[lighthearted music resumes]

2082
01:23:23,136 --> 01:23:25,205
[laughing]

2083
01:23:25,372 --> 01:23:26,673
Ooh, looka, looka!

2084
01:23:26,806 --> 01:23:28,675
[speaking foreign language]

2085
01:23:28,808 --> 01:23:30,176
- [deep growling]
- [gasping]

2086
01:23:30,343 --> 01:23:31,244
[laughing]

2087
01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:32,879
[bellowing]

2088
01:23:33,130 --> 01:23:34,748
[shouting happily, laughing]

2089
01:23:34,881 --> 01:23:36,516
Come here, come here!
[speaks Minionese]

2090
01:23:36,649 --> 01:23:38,885
- [giggling]
- [deep laughter]

2091
01:23:39,686 --> 01:23:41,855
♪ ♪

2092
01:23:49,963 --> 01:23:51,231
[laughing]

2093
01:23:51,398 --> 01:23:53,800
[speaking foreign language]
Kitty Gru!

2094
01:23:54,801 --> 01:23:55,835
Rawr.

2095
01:23:55,969 --> 01:23:58,304
[laughing]

2096
01:23:58,471 --> 01:24:01,508
[speaking foreign language]
Sheepy Gru!

2097
01:24:01,641 --> 01:24:02,642
Baa [grunts]

2098
01:24:02,776 --> 01:24:03,843
[laughing]

2099
01:24:03,977 --> 01:24:05,278
Ooh, ooh. [speaks Minionese]

2100
01:24:05,445 --> 01:24:07,914
[speaking foreign language]
Penguin Gru!

2101
01:24:08,882 --> 01:24:10,917
- [squawks]
- [laughing]

2102
01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:13,653
[speaking foreign language]
Piggy Gru!

2103
01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:14,754
[oinks]

2104
01:24:14,888 --> 01:24:16,756
[laughing]

2105
01:24:16,890 --> 01:24:18,491
[speaking Minionese]

2106
01:24:18,625 --> 01:24:20,493
[clears throat]

2107
01:24:20,627 --> 01:24:21,895
[laughs sheepishly]

2108
01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:23,697
[speaks foreign language]

2109
01:24:25,231 --> 01:24:27,133
[screaming]

2110
01:24:28,268 --> 01:24:30,470
- [laughing]
- [oinking]

2111
01:24:30,603 --> 01:24:32,806
♪ ♪

2112
01:25:02,569 --> 01:25:04,771
♪ ♪

2113
01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:36,336
♪ ♪

2114
01:26:05,632 --> 01:26:07,834
♪ ♪

2115
01:26:23,450 --> 01:26:25,518
♪ ♪

2116
01:26:38,310 --> 01:26:40,233
♪ ♪

2117
01:27:09,896 --> 01:27:12,980
♪ ♪

2118
01:27:42,429 --> 01:27:44,464
♪ ♪

2119
01:28:03,783 --> 01:28:05,985
[soprano singing aria]

2120
01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:37,717
[soprano continues singing]

2121
01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:10,250
[soprano continues singing]

2122
01:29:15,922 --> 01:29:18,124
[carrying note]

2123
01:29:27,167 --> 01:29:29,369
[voice squeaking,
note continues off-key]

2124
01:29:31,805 --> 01:29:33,973
- [Minion coughing hoarsely]
- [music ends]

2125
01:29:34,107 --> 01:29:35,542
[sighs heavily]

