1 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:33,700 ["Carousel" performed by Jon Allan] 2 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,635 ♪ One, two ♪ 3 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:54,254 ♪ Won't you stay with me Till the end of time? ♪ 4 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:55,555 [birds chirping] 5 00:00:55,689 --> 00:01:00,393 ♪ Walk with me Till the road unwinds ♪ 6 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:06,990 ♪ Hold my hand When the light grows dim ♪ 7 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,938 ♪ Be my fire When the cold creeps in ♪ 8 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:18,211 ♪ When you've fallen down and you're on the floor ♪ 9 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:24,951 ♪ And the flood water's coming Through your door ♪ 10 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:32,225 ♪ I got a boat So sail away with me ♪ 11 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,664 ♪ I got a love That's gonna set you free ♪ 12 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:44,237 ♪ Round and round the carousel ♪ 13 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,906 ♪ Up and down we go ♪ 14 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:51,144 ♪ And the only fortune I can tell ♪ 15 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,813 ♪ Is I'm never gonna Let you go ♪ 16 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,315 [customers laughing] 17 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,170 ♪ I'm never gonna let you go ♪ 18 00:01:58,184 --> 00:01:59,619 - You don't drink it with your eyes, mate. 19 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:00,754 That's a good pint. 20 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,956 Lovely drop. 21 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,825 - How would you describe its flavour and profile? 22 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,195 - Oak-aged, brewed with molasses and a robust malt bill. 23 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,301 - Nothing robust about that. 24 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:16,636 - No. 25 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,905 That is as dead as a dormouse. 26 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,840 - [man] Door nail. 27 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,777 "I have eat no meat these five days; 28 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,479 "yet, come thou with thy five men, 29 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:31,685 and I do not leave you all as dead as a door nail." 30 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:36,656 Shakespeare, Henry the Fourth. 31 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,491 - Yeah. 32 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,694 - I'll take a lager top. - Mm. 33 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,829 - If you want cocktails, I suggest you go over the road 34 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:45,932 with the rest of the prawn sandwich brigade. 35 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,535 - Your sign outside says you do food. 36 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,470 - Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we do. 37 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:51,705 What do you want? 38 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,406 Got a drover's cottage pie. 39 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,574 That's what all the drovers used to eat 40 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,710 when they were drovin'. 41 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,846 - Um, two of those, please. - Yep. 42 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:03,116 Two drover's cottage pies coming up. 43 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:04,551 - [News Reporter's voice] ...after every British village 44 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,152 town and community, 45 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:09,723 now 37 pubs every week are calling last orders 46 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,925 and shutting their doors for good. 47 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:13,727 Campaign For Real Ale 48 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,730 warns that without extended governmental support-- 49 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,898 - Bloody mammals. - What's that? 50 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,900 - Middle-aged muppets in lycra 51 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,802 poncing around the countryside in hot pants. 52 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,170 There ought to be a law against it. 53 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,338 - All right. Yeah, Dad, 54 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,173 I'm gonna need your help with these accounts. 55 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:30,143 I... I can't work out who's been paid, who hasn't. 56 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,311 - Yeah, don't you worry about it, mate. 57 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,679 It's all logged away up here. 58 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:34,140 Now, if you'd like to put your pinny on, 59 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,810 I need two cottage pies. 60 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:36,182 Then when you've done that, 61 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:37,517 you can bring the empty barrels up 62 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,853 from the cellar 'cause the delivery's coming later. 63 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:41,354 - All right. 64 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:42,956 If you shove a broomstick up my arse, 65 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,691 I'll sweep the floor as well. 66 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,126 - [Mick] I'll go and get one. 67 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:51,398 [gentle guitar strumming] 68 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,174 [music fades] 69 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,443 [birds chirping] 70 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,579 - [Cal] Mornin'. - [Taxi Driver] Morning, my love. 71 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:07,681 Where we off to? 72 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,582 [car door closes] - Drovers Arms, please. 73 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,286 - Where's your limo? 74 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,560 Celebrity like you, thought you'd have a chauffeur. 75 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,191 [seatbelt clicks] - [singing] ♪ I wake up at 3am ♪ 76 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,861 ♪ So I can feel Your love again ♪ 77 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:27,133 ♪ Don't know where you are You're my guiding star... ♪ 78 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,536 ♪ Aaahhh! ♪ 79 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,372 See? Still know all the lyrics! 80 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:33,506 - Yeah. 81 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,974 - You don't recognise me, do you? 82 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,609 Dawn Higgins? 83 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,578 We played spin the bottle at my 13th birthday. 84 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,482 [exhales] I should have shagged you when I had the chance. 85 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,684 [upbeat music] 86 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:45,785 - [Dawn] Are you married? - [Cal] No. 87 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:46,853 - [Dawn] Engaged? 88 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:47,954 - [Cal] No. 89 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,890 - [Dawn] Dating? 90 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,156 - [Cal] No. 91 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,492 - Hm. The planets have aligned. 92 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,664 Ah, I love a man who's in touch with his feminine side. 93 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,200 How do you identify? 94 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,937 I'm pan***ual. 95 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:07,507 So, basically means I'm up for it. 96 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:12,512 Whoever, whenever, wherever. 97 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,470 - Could we pull over? 98 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,215 - Oh, God, yeah. 99 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:16,816 Thought you'd never ask. 100 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,819 [car rumbling] 101 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:20,887 [seatbelt clicks] 102 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,924 I love getting down and dirty in a public place. 103 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,494 - How much? - Oh, I don't charge. 104 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:28,895 I just do it for the thrill of it. 105 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:29,996 - I mean the fare. 106 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,364 - Oh. 107 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:32,465 - Here's a tenner. 108 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,434 [coins clank] 109 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,703 - What happened to ***, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, eh? 110 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,407 [gentle music] 111 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:44,878 [birds chirping] 112 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:47,147 [bull bellows] 113 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,187 - Shit. 114 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,122 [bull bellows] 115 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,424 Oh, shit! 116 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:00,527 [playful music] [bull bellowing] 117 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,195 [Cal] Shit. 118 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,763 [bull bellows] Shit! 119 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:06,566 [Cal] Shit! 120 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:18,511 [playful music continues] 121 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,715 - [man] Look what the cat's dragged in. 122 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:27,887 Ed! 123 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,889 Edward! 124 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:32,892 You'll never guess who I've just seen. 125 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,561 - [woman] Cal Harley. 126 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:35,695 - How'd you know that? 127 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,300 - My Dawn just texted me. 128 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,765 Picked him up from the station. 129 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,201 Said he was wearing nail varnish. 130 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,936 - What? 131 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:48,708 - Hm, wonder what he's doing back. 132 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,944 - Probably to bail his father out of the mess he's in. 133 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:55,181 - Hm. Not much to be said for fame and fortune, is there? 134 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,449 He's a handsome bugger, 135 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,752 but the man looks an absolute mess. 136 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,553 - It's called fashion, Edith. 137 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,589 Loads of rock stars dress like homeless people. 138 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,570 [microwave buzzing] 139 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,125 [microwave pings] 140 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:09,763 - There you go. Two drover's cottage pies 141 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,731 made to an original family recipe. 142 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:12,799 [cutlery clanks] 143 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,901 Do you want any sauces with that? 144 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:16,136 - Anything. 145 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,772 [melancholic music] 146 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,790 [door creaks open] 147 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,454 [faint music on stereo] 148 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:35,588 [door bangs] 149 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,163 - Hello, Dad. 150 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:53,973 [punches] [Cal grunts] 151 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,508 [body thumps] [Cal groans] 152 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,714 - I want him gone by the time I get back. 153 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,215 - [Paxman] Same again. 154 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:05,180 - This place is a madhouse. 155 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,521 - Jake, what's happened here? 156 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:12,920 The pub was always the life and soul of the village. 157 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,960 Where did everyone go? 158 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:15,362 - Where did you go more like? 159 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,696 We didn't know whether you were dead 160 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,299 or dancing on a beach in Bali. 161 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,800 - It's complicated. 162 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,969 - You go on the missing list for three years 163 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:26,106 and "complicated" is all you've got? 164 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,640 You're lucky he only punched you once. 165 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,443 The delivery's here. 166 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:33,313 Come on. 167 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,382 The least you can do is give me a hand. 168 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:45,158 [melancholic piano music] 169 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,897 [music intensifies] 170 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,532 - Bloody hell, this takes me back. 171 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:58,380 Good memories down here with you. 172 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,839 Helping Granddad brew. 173 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,642 - Save the sentimentality for your songs. 174 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:14,454 [music continues] 175 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:20,600 [birds chirp] 176 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,795 - I know... 177 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,231 you'd have found a way to forgive him. 178 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,902 I just don't know how. 179 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:33,673 - Cheers. 180 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,974 How's your mum and dad, then, Harry? All good? 181 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:36,760 - Oh, yeah, they're good, mate. 182 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,143 Yeah, they're good. Yeah. 183 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,244 They've got a message for you, actually. 184 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,913 They say, um, sod off. 185 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,830 - What's up with him? 186 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,485 - Well, he still blames you for breaking up The Corn Chiefs. 187 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:46,853 - It was a high-school band. 188 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:48,540 - Yeah, well, you became famous. 189 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,789 He became a delivery driver. 190 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,127 [beer keg clanks] 191 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,862 [car door bumps] 192 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,397 - [Jake] Well, hang on. 193 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,598 What about our delivery? 194 00:09:58,732 --> 00:09:59,799 - What about your debt? 195 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,967 Boss says no more deliveries 196 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,268 until you put your hand in your pocket. 197 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,504 - How am I supposed to run a pub without any beer? 198 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:05,739 - We're a business, Jake. 199 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,730 Not a charity. 200 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,844 If you're desperate, you can always call Pritchard. 201 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:11,945 [car door opens] 202 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,315 [car door slams] [car engine revs] 203 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,150 - What's going on? 204 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,386 - [Jake] It's complicated. 205 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,287 Oh, shit, Romy! 206 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,622 You're gonna have to drive. [keys jingle] 207 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,757 I'm on a ban. 208 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:28,895 [bouncy music] 209 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,901 - [woman's voice] Romy, your dad's here. 210 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,469 - [Romy] Coming, miss. 211 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,444 - You coming? 212 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,779 - Probably best I stay here. 213 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,614 - What, are you scared she's gonna punch you too? 214 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,582 [car door closes] 215 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:54,788 - This is a school, Jake. 216 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,122 It's not a creche. 217 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,824 - [Jake] I know. I know. I'm so sorry, Abi. 218 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,360 We've had an absolute shocker at the pub today. 219 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,795 - Is that Uncle Cal? 220 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,665 - Um... yeah. 221 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,200 Why don't you go say hello? 222 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,139 So, how was she today? 223 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,142 - She's a great kid, Jake, and you know I'm fond of her, 224 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,211 but there are 30 other kids in the class 225 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,547 that need my attention, too. 226 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,682 - Wow. Romy, you've grown. 227 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,850 - Be something wrong if I hadn't. 228 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:31,524 - Look, you don't think, um... that, uh... 229 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,227 you know, there might be something wrong with her? 230 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,829 Up top. [car engine sputters] 231 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:39,499 - Look, I'm not a doctor, but I think she may have ADHD. 232 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:43,690 - Come on, every man and their dog says they've got that. 233 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,500 - If you've got ADHD, 234 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,740 trying to focus can be-- - Cal? 235 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,242 - Can be really... 236 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,543 - You're gonna flood it. 237 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:51,811 [car engine stops] 238 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,747 -...debilitating. [phone pings] 239 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,351 - Right, yeah, and say she has it. 240 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,870 I mean, how would she have got it? 241 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,856 - It's usually genetic. 242 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,527 - Right, yeah. 243 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,362 I'll have to have a think of who that could be. 244 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,767 - Miss, can you give us a jump start? 245 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,902 - So you're still here? 246 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,404 - Still here. Still teaching. 247 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,805 Still happy. 248 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,906 - [Romy in background] They were together? 249 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,307 - That's awesome. - Is it? 250 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,276 I thought this was the place ambition went to die. 251 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,212 - God, did I really say that? - Yeah. 252 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,947 - Look, I... [car door bangs] 253 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,750 I was a ****. 254 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:31,951 - Little bit. 255 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:33,953 [car engine revs] 256 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:35,355 The car isn't going to start itself. 257 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,523 - Right. 258 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,827 - Really? 259 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:41,961 - Shut up. 260 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:46,132 [car engine revving] 261 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,667 - Nice one, Abi. 262 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,903 She's got more lives than a Buddhist, this one. 263 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:52,772 [car horn blares] 264 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,274 - Look who it is. 265 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,810 - Got to admire your attempt to go incognito, Cal. 266 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,411 - Good to see you too, Pritchard. 267 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,213 - Oh, I heard your pumps have run dry. 268 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,916 - No, just in between suppliers. 269 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,819 - Shall I meet you at yours? - Perfect. 270 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,922 See you around, Mr. Tambourine Man. 271 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,827 [sings] You're my guiding star... 272 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,195 [birds chirping] 273 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,563 - [Cal] Is it serious between Abi and Pritchard? 274 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,131 - No idea, mate. 275 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,233 - God knows what she sees in him. 276 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,102 - No, me neither. 277 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,710 You know, apart from inheriting 170 pumps 278 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,307 and running an award-winning brewery. 279 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,875 - Right. 280 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,111 Might be rolling in it, but he's still a prize prick. 281 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,178 Sorry. 282 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,546 - I don't mind. 283 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,148 It's what Grandpa calls you. 284 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,118 - [Jake] At least she's honest. 285 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,490 [dart pin thuds] 286 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,292 [faint groaning] 287 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,360 - [groaning] Oh! 288 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,495 [body thumps] 289 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,866 [door opens] 290 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,167 - [Romy] We're back. 291 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,301 [door bangs] 292 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,171 - Hey, where's my little ray of sunshine? 293 00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,973 Mm, how was school? 294 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:01,374 - Oh, it was okay. 295 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,642 - Yeah? 296 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:05,378 - We learned about the sea and evolution. 297 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,646 - Oh, yeah? 298 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,282 - Did you know jellyfish have been on this planet 299 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,850 for more than 500 million years, 300 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,187 but they still don't have any brains? 301 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,689 - Oh, well, that should give a bit of hope 302 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,190 to quite a few people in this village. 303 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,291 [Romy chuckles] 304 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,392 [dart pin thuds] 305 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,395 What's he still doing here? 306 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,830 - Well, someone had to drive. 307 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,565 - You've got every reason to be angry, Dad. 308 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:28,535 I've come home to apologise. 309 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,237 - It's not your home anymore. 310 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,973 - Why don't you grab a packet of crisps and go play outside. 311 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,314 - What kind of son doesn't even come 312 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,160 to his own mother's funeral? 313 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,353 - Dad, now's not the time to be stubborn. 314 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,823 All right, we could do with Cal's financial help. 315 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,325 - I'm broke, Jake. 316 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,860 - Broke? 317 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,864 What about your, um... royalties and--and the Porsche? 318 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,866 - Lotus. 319 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:00,934 Doesn't matter. 320 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,236 Um... I flogged the car, 321 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,373 cashed in the royalties for a lump sum... 322 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,740 blew the lot. 323 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,175 - On what? 324 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,610 - What do you think? 325 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,712 On the high life and hookers. 326 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,647 - I've got nowhere else to go, Dad. 327 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,750 - Oh, I see. So have you come home to apologise, 328 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,986 or 'cause you need a roof over your head? 329 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,550 You can sleep in the cellar. 330 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,657 I don't want to see hide nor hair of you. 331 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,427 - Siri, what's a hooker? 332 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:31,970 [Paxman groaning] 333 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,532 - Not again. 334 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,267 - [Paxman] I think I've pulled a bollock. 335 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,735 - I'll get the wheelbarrow. 336 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,638 [playful music] 337 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:43,743 [wheelbarrow wheels squeaking] 338 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,187 - [Paxman] Okay. 339 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,323 - Come on then, Paxman. [strains] 340 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,294 - Oh, is it a waltz or a tango? 341 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,163 - Just as long as you don't twerk. 342 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,597 - [Paxman] Go on. Out you go. 343 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:05,832 Clear off. 344 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,167 - All right. Good night. 345 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,835 - Good night. Good night. 346 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,136 - Good night. [clanking and clatters] 347 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,172 - [Paxman] Oh, there goes the other bollock. 348 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:17,310 ["Highland Mary" instrumental music] 349 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,123 - You happy with that? 350 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,993 Pleased with yourselves? 351 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,696 I mean I thought we were doing the "Highland Mary." 352 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,832 That looked like the curly-headed plow boy, 353 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,934 which is what everyone at the Summer Fete 354 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:43,403 is gonna think by the way. 355 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,372 Jeffrey. - Yes, Jake. 356 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,674 - What's going on, man? 357 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,342 You know what I'm gonna say, don't you? 358 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,477 - Half a beat behind. - [Jake] Half a beat behind. 359 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,450 Yes, half a beat behind. 360 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,146 And what's this? 361 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,848 What's this? Get your hands up! 362 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,816 I don't know what you're smirking at, Christian. 363 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,551 All right, there's absolutely nothing funny about this. 364 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,553 - You know what? You're right. 365 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,622 This is way beyond its sell-by date. 366 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,625 We need to evolve, move with the times, 367 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,161 dance our way into the 21st century. 368 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,596 - No, no, no, no. 369 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,665 This is about preserving age-old traditions, Paxman. 370 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,167 - Just hear me out on this one. 371 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:19,172 ["Daddy Cool" performed by The Milford Disco Ensemble] 372 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:25,450 ♪ She's crazy like a fool ♪ 373 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,581 ♪ Wild about daddy cool ♪ 374 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,385 ♪ Daddy, daddy cool ♪ 375 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:36,156 ♪ Daddy, daddy cool ♪ 376 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,557 ♪ Daddy... ♪ 377 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,126 - What the hell was that? 378 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,261 - Disco Morris. 379 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,529 - Disco Morris? 380 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,598 You know, there are generations of Morris men 381 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,467 turning in their graves right now. 382 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,737 - Well, at least they're turning in time unlike you lot. 383 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,939 Ah, Michael, fancy cutting a rug? 384 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:54,774 - Uh, no, you're all right. 385 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,743 You know what Thomas Beecham said, don't you? 386 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,278 "Try everything in life once, 387 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,648 except incest and Morris dancing." 388 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,183 - That's good to know, Dad. 389 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,284 [door closes] 390 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:14,627 [melancholic piano music] 391 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,412 [eggs sizzle] 392 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,480 - Toast's burning. 393 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,810 - Ah! 394 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,249 - [Mick] Oh. - [Jake] Shit. 395 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,419 - Campaign For Real Ale just posted a review of the pub. 396 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,820 - Go on. I'm a big boy. 397 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,790 I can take criticism as long as it's constructive. 398 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:53,500 - The--the Drovers Arms is overseen by Michael Harley... 399 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,876 a piss-poor publican whose demeanour is as bitter 400 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,912 as the swill he serves. 401 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,547 - Go on. 402 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,285 - Do you mind lowering that spoon? 403 00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:15,789 - [Pritchard] Upon entering The Drovers, 404 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,957 one is immediately struck by the dim lighting, 405 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,959 the tired decor and palpable cloud 406 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,829 of hostility emanating from the owner himself. 407 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,640 [employees laugh] 408 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,699 And if Michael Harley doesn't flatten you, 409 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,734 the food and beer definitely will. 410 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,169 - Oof. 411 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,671 - I'm gonna sue those bastards for defamation. 412 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,139 - Who? 413 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,574 - Who d'you think? 414 00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:38,311 Lance Armstrong and Bradley bloody Wiggins. 415 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,715 - [Cal] If we can't afford to buy beer, 416 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,183 we need to brew it. 417 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,718 - What are you talking about? 418 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,686 - Putting the pub back on the map. 419 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:50,623 The only way we're gonna do that is if we brew something unique. 420 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,726 - And who's gonna drink it? 421 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,194 - If we make a name for ourselves, 422 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,595 it gives the pub a new identity 423 00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,397 and, you know, more people will come. 424 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:02,302 - Cal, it takes years to learn how to craft a half-decent ale. 425 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,738 - Well, luckily for us, 426 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,107 we've got 50 years of knowledge right here. 427 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,776 Look, all of Granddad's notes. 428 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,120 Diagrams, brewing recipes, 429 00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:15,315 written down in one very large book. 430 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:20,453 [gentle music] 431 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,125 - [Jake] Look, we're not kids anymore. 432 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,393 And a few pints of home brew 433 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,495 ain't gonna put us back in the black. 434 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:37,871 - We could produce 600 litres a time. 435 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,439 It's 80% profit. 436 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,474 - It's only profitable if you've got customers 437 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,976 and they're in short supply. 438 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,711 - You do know there's a pub directly opposite 439 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,279 that's packed out day and night? 440 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,281 - Yeah, a pub that's just won CAMRA's Best British Beer Award 441 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,160 two years on the trot. 442 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,530 - [Salesman] Yeah. 443 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,721 See you Thursday for bell ringing. 444 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:55,789 [car door bangs] 445 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,240 Nice day for it. 446 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,726 Sun's certainly brought the birds out. 447 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,561 - Seen any rare species? 448 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,863 - Just ticked off a spectacular redhead. 449 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,650 - Woodpecker or finch? 450 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:06,399 - She's up for anything, mate. 451 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,435 - [whispers] Cal. He's not a twitcher. 452 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,969 [unzips zipper] 453 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,604 - Oh, my god, Cal. 454 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,406 Fancy seeing you here. If I'd have known, 455 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,474 I'd have put you on the group chat. 456 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,909 - No. No, no, no. It's not what it looks like. 457 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:18,411 [siren wailing] 458 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,347 - Oh. 459 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,382 - Shit. 460 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,950 [motorcycle revs] 461 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,554 - Grandpa? 462 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,456 - Yeah? 463 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,291 - What's "dogging"? 464 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,564 [door opens] 465 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,805 - Ah, hello, Mick. 466 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:46,873 - All right, Jim? 467 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:48,308 - Yeah. 468 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,844 Well, no harm done, lads. 469 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:51,978 A little bit weird. 470 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,447 - It wasn't weird. It was... 471 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,252 it was a misunderstanding. 472 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,887 - Yeah, yeah, of course it was. 473 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,823 Yeah. Well. I'll let you go, eh? 474 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:04,924 - Cheers, Jim. - [Jim] Cheers. 475 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,226 See you, then. 476 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,961 [Jim chuckles] 477 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,290 [whispers] Beekeeping. 478 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,698 [scoffs, laughs] 479 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,680 [thunder clapping] 480 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:20,173 [rain pattering] 481 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:22,776 - What are you doing with all that? 482 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:25,679 - [strains] I'm not baking a cake, am I? 483 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:26,746 Can you give me a hand? 484 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,915 - No. You're all right. 485 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,885 [Cal strains] 486 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:33,153 - Nice bin bag. 487 00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:34,487 - It's a poncho. 488 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,755 - Hey, look... 489 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,192 [distant dog barking] 490 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,493 - Gerald said he couldn't believe it 491 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,296 when he waltzed into the farm shop with his list. 492 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:44,831 Too cocksure by half. 493 00:22:44,898 --> 00:22:45,899 - Well, I've heard he's dug out 494 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,333 his grandfather's old microbrewery 495 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:48,668 and wants to have a go himself. 496 00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:50,570 - Maybe they'll surprise us all. 497 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,907 - Ah, he may have been bequeathed his grandfather's brewing kit, 498 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,276 it doesn't mean he's inherited his knowledge or palate. 499 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,211 He--he's a cider man at best. 500 00:22:58,345 --> 00:22:59,546 - [Abi] That's a low blow. 501 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:02,515 [water trickles] 502 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:03,583 [clanks] 503 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:04,718 [lid clanks] 504 00:23:06,353 --> 00:23:07,420 [faucet squeaks] 505 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,855 - What are you doing? 506 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:12,492 - What humans have been doing for thousands of years. 507 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,260 Making water more interesting. 508 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:18,665 ♪ Oh it's-a lonesome away From your kindred and all ♪ 509 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,567 ♪ By the campfire at night ♪ 510 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,636 ♪ We'll hear The wild dingoes call ♪ 511 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,873 ♪ But there's-a nothing So lonesome ♪ 512 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,608 ♪ Morbid or drear ♪ 513 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,910 ♪ Than to stand in the bar ♪ 514 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,713 ♪ Of a pub with no beer ♪ 515 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:38,451 ♪ So it's-a lonesome away From your kindred and all ♪ 516 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,620 ♪ By the campfire at night ♪ 517 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:43,823 ♪ We'll hear the Wild dingoes call ♪ 518 00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:46,426 ♪ But there's-a nothing So lonesome ♪ 519 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,194 ♪ Morbid or drear ♪ 520 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:51,498 ♪ Than to stand in the bar ♪ 521 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:55,735 ♪ Of that pub with no beer ♪ 522 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:59,806 [♪ ♪ ♪] 523 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,542 - Definitely... Bosh! 524 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:07,414 [gentle river flowing] 525 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,250 Hey. 526 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:11,885 - [panting] What are you doing? 527 00:24:11,985 --> 00:24:13,586 - Uh, writing. 528 00:24:13,687 --> 00:24:14,688 - Shopping list? 529 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,456 - Song lyrics. 530 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,892 - I hope it's better than the second album of yours. 531 00:24:18,992 --> 00:24:20,694 - You listened? 532 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:21,895 - Yeah... 533 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:25,650 but it wasn't you. 534 00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:27,667 - Yeah. Curse of the second album. 535 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,572 - [Abi] Is that why you came back? 536 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,974 Thought you'd try your hand at brewing beer? 537 00:24:35,108 --> 00:24:37,510 They're all talking about it, you know. 538 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,146 You managed to perplex some people 539 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,414 and ruffle a few feathers. 540 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:43,149 - Yeah? Your boyfriend's scared 541 00:24:43,283 --> 00:24:44,884 of a little bit of healthy competition? 542 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,886 - Don't say boyfriend. - Why? 543 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,323 - Because I'm too old to have one and he's too old to be one. 544 00:24:50,457 --> 00:24:52,926 - So how about silver spooner? 545 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,694 Or actually, you know what? My favourite. 546 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:57,330 Just a good old-fashioned posh twat. 547 00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:58,998 Abs, come on. 548 00:24:59,132 --> 00:25:00,433 That's the guy that dobbed us in to your mum 549 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,736 about our very good fake IDs. 550 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,171 - He's changed. 551 00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:09,142 - So have I. 552 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:13,246 I came back to see you after my first tour. 553 00:25:15,315 --> 00:25:17,917 I just wanted to apologize. 554 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:22,220 But you'd moved in with James Bradley. 555 00:25:22,155 --> 00:25:24,624 - What did you expect me to do? 556 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:28,161 Sit around pining for you whilst you sung love songs 557 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,897 about other women? 558 00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:32,699 - Every song was about you. 559 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,702 - Seriously? 560 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,975 [gentle guitar strumming] 561 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:43,843 - [Cal] You idiot. 562 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:50,500 [faint birds cawing] 563 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:57,557 ["Daddy Cool" instrumental music] 564 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:01,695 - [singing] ♪ She's crazy like a fool ♪ 565 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:06,933 ♪ Wild about Daddy Cool ♪ 566 00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:10,136 ♪ She's crazy like a fool ♪ [wooden sticks clack] 567 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:13,907 ♪ Wild about Daddy Cool ♪ 568 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,711 ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪ [wooden sticks clacking] 569 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,130 ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪ [wooden sticks clacking] 570 00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:21,581 [Jake grunts] - Oh, sorry, sorry, my bad. 571 00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:22,682 Ah. 572 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,218 - Ow! Paxman! 573 00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:27,387 This is a shambles. 574 00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:29,890 We need to go back to what we know. 575 00:26:29,222 --> 00:26:30,957 - No, look. I know the timing was a little off, 576 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:32,726 but we're not changing horses midstream. 577 00:26:32,826 --> 00:26:34,327 - No, that is exactly what we're doing. 578 00:26:34,461 --> 00:26:36,496 Next practice, we're going back to the Highland Mary. 579 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:38,131 Bloody Disco Morris. 580 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,866 - [Paxman] Jake. Jakey. 581 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,269 You all right, mate? 582 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:45,605 - No, I think I've got concussion. 583 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:46,906 - [bailiff 1] How much should I aim for, just? 584 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:47,974 - [bailiff 2] About two and a half. 585 00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:49,476 - [bailiff 1] Is it really? 586 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:51,111 All right, let's do this and get home. 587 00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:53,790 - Oh, shit. 588 00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:54,247 - Lads! 589 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,683 [door opens, bangs] 590 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:05,291 - Oh, no sodding way. 591 00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:07,694 Absolutely no sodding way. 592 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,796 Get off it! Get down! 593 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,632 - Don't embarrass yourself, mate. 594 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:14,934 - No! You already took the TVs. 595 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,236 You're not getting my music. 596 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,303 - Oh, yeah? 597 00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:18,405 You and whose army? 598 00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:19,906 - This one. 599 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,509 - Leave that where it is or we'll shove these sticks 600 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,245 where the sun don't shine. 601 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:27,113 And I don't mean Bristol. 602 00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:31,785 - You folded like a deckchair. 603 00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:33,820 - You see where they wanted to put that stick. 604 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:35,622 I've got to sit down and drive home, mate. 605 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:37,524 - I ain't calling head office. You can. 606 00:27:37,624 --> 00:27:38,625 [door creaks closes] 607 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:41,861 - Thanks for that, lads. 608 00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:43,763 I would normally offer you a pint on the house, 609 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,465 but I've got no draft. 610 00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:47,133 I've got bottles, and I've got spirits. 611 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,501 All Benylin. 612 00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:49,669 - [Cal] Well, if anyone's feeling brave enough, 613 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:51,471 I could do with an opinion on this. 614 00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:52,605 [strains] 615 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:54,774 - What is it? 616 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:57,430 - It's a traditional single-infusion mash style, 617 00:27:57,177 --> 00:27:58,945 with double dried East Kent Golding hops 618 00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:00,413 in a blend of Irish malt. 619 00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:01,881 - I'll take my chances. 620 00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:03,160 - [Mick] You insured? 621 00:28:04,217 --> 00:28:05,985 [beer flowing] 622 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:07,854 [spigot squeaks] - Here you go. 623 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:12,926 [Paxman gulps] 624 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,896 - Crikey, that'll put hairs on your chest. 625 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:17,997 - You wanna try it, Dad? 626 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:19,332 - No, I haven't got a thirst. 627 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,370 - I'll give it a go. 628 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,338 - [Christian] Here you go. 629 00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:30,343 [beer flowing] 630 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:31,644 - [whispers] Here you go. 631 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,848 - Cheers. - Cheers. 632 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:39,419 [both gulping] 633 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:43,890 Oh... That should be served in a sherry glass. 634 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:44,190 - Come on. 635 00:28:44,324 --> 00:28:45,925 Remember what Granddad used to say. 636 00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:48,294 "It ain't fair to judge a pint until you've sunk a few." 637 00:28:48,428 --> 00:28:49,662 - [member] Ay, true. 638 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,650 - All right, line 'em up. 639 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:53,366 - All right! 640 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:57,404 ["Ca Plane Pour Moi" performed by Johnny Daukes and Betty Daukes] 641 00:28:57,504 --> 00:28:58,505 - Hell's Bells? 642 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:01,174 - Hell's Bells! 643 00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:04,210 [indistinct cheering] 644 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,250 [indistinct shouting] 645 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:17,123 [music continues in foreign lyrics] 646 00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:29,836 [all screaming] 647 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,471 [flip cups tumble] 648 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:34,607 [flip cups tumble] 649 00:29:36,409 --> 00:29:37,777 - I've got it. 650 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,149 - Yay! 651 00:29:44,384 --> 00:29:45,385 - Hey, you're not laughing now, 652 00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:47,120 are you, Christian? 653 00:29:47,587 --> 00:29:51,458 [Jake groaning] 654 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,161 - [Cal] Morning, gorgeous. 655 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:56,696 [Jake groans] 656 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,131 How you feeling? 657 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,467 - Ahh. 658 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,703 Like something Keith Richards coughed up. 659 00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:05,338 - Sorry, mate. 660 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,639 It was a mistake. 661 00:30:06,773 --> 00:30:09,142 - It was a toxin, is what it was. 662 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,311 - [Cal] Look, I blame Granddad's handwriting. 663 00:30:11,444 --> 00:30:13,246 Must've been a three, not an eight. 664 00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:16,182 - Eight what? 665 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:17,784 - Pounds of sugar. 666 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:25,325 - You put eight pounds of sugar into a brew? 667 00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:30,830 That could be classed as attempted murder. 668 00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:34,567 Well, surely you were tasting it as you went along? 669 00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:37,370 Oh, no. 670 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,906 Oh, don't tell me you're teetotal. 671 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:47,347 Cal, how are you supposed to brew a beer 672 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,849 if you can't even drink one? 673 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:50,917 - All right, look. 674 00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:52,952 I screwed up. I did. 675 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,257 But I think I'm onto something special this time. 676 00:30:57,390 --> 00:30:59,125 A mild ale Granddad was working on 677 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:01,161 before he passed away. 678 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,830 A lifetime's work channelled into one winning beer 679 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,980 he never got the chance to brew. 680 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:06,499 I mean, we do this right, 681 00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:08,268 not only could we start turning a profit, 682 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,103 but we could enter CAMRA's Southwest 683 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:11,338 Regional Tastings with it. 684 00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:14,240 - Please stop talking. - No. 685 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,760 Qualifying rounds are being held here 686 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:17,444 in the village at the fete. 687 00:31:18,411 --> 00:31:20,113 Then the finals are going to be in London in August, 688 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,982 and... check this. 689 00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:25,585 The winners of the 2010 Best Bitter category 690 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:28,221 were a microbrewery, just like us. 691 00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:31,524 They went on to sell out to Budweiser and hit pay dirt! 692 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:33,793 I mean, brewing's in our blood, Jake. 693 00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:36,763 If Pritchard can do it, why can't we? 694 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,765 - Same reason you can't write another hit song. 695 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:43,870 [phone vibrating] 696 00:31:46,773 --> 00:31:47,974 Hello? 697 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,947 Yeah. I'm on my way. 698 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:57,217 Romy's been suspended from school 699 00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:59,352 for throwing a drink at another pupil. 700 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:12,799 [Jake] Romy. 701 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,434 - What? 702 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:16,736 - You're supposed to be doing science homework. 703 00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:18,505 - Brewing is a science. 704 00:32:18,638 --> 00:32:19,973 - Don't get smart with me. 705 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,375 - I'm not. It's what Uncle Cal said. 706 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:23,843 - She's reading, mate. 707 00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:25,745 Glass half full and all that. 708 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:29,150 - Oh, for God's sake. 709 00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:31,840 Dad, you swore blind you'd been in contact 710 00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:32,152 with the mortgage company. 711 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:33,953 - Oh, yeah, I forgot. 712 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,922 - Forgetting a debt doesn't mean it forgets you. 713 00:32:35,989 --> 00:32:36,990 - All right, you find me a money tree, 714 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,992 I'll go and shake it. 715 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:43,196 - Dad, it says here that we've got 14 days to find 10 grand 716 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:46,299 or they're gonna start repossession proceedings. 717 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:48,134 - Something will turn up, it always does. 718 00:32:51,338 --> 00:32:54,341 [birds chirping] 719 00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:02,849 - [Cal's voice] So I don't really know how to say this 720 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,617 without sounding like a 16-year-old again, 721 00:33:04,718 --> 00:33:07,530 but I wrote this song for you. 722 00:33:07,187 --> 00:33:08,755 I hope you like it. 723 00:33:08,855 --> 00:33:13,860 [guitar strumming] 724 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:18,310 ♪ Picking up the broken pieces ♪ 725 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:22,302 ♪ Like a shell Left on the beach somehow ♪ 726 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,507 ♪ Sun sets On my own reflection ♪ 727 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:32,445 ♪ Just my shadow For protection now ♪ 728 00:33:34,647 --> 00:33:38,151 ♪ I took the right And made it wrong ♪ 729 00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:44,324 ♪ I never left when I was gone ♪ 730 00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:51,531 ♪ A view is just a view ♪ 731 00:33:51,664 --> 00:33:54,634 ♪ If I'm not there with you ♪ 732 00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:57,604 ♪ If I'm not there with you ♪ 733 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:04,144 ♪ The sea is just a sea ♪ 734 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:07,447 ♪ If you're not there with me ♪ 735 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:10,183 ♪ If you're not there with me ♪ 736 00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:16,156 ♪ When you had what we had Tell me how do you move on ♪ 737 00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:22,929 ♪ When you had what we had Tell me how do you move on ♪ 738 00:34:24,931 --> 00:34:25,932 - I'll give you three grand for it. 739 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:27,133 - Five. - Four. 740 00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:28,935 I want a signature for provenance. 741 00:34:29,690 --> 00:34:30,603 Helps with any future sale. 742 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:31,805 - But I'm selling it to you. 743 00:34:31,938 --> 00:34:33,473 - It's a business, mate. 744 00:34:33,606 --> 00:34:35,750 Not a museum. 745 00:34:38,611 --> 00:34:40,246 - I'm sorry, gorgeous. 746 00:34:43,550 --> 00:34:44,551 [balls thwack] 747 00:34:46,619 --> 00:34:51,910 [upbeat music on stereo] 748 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:52,158 - What's that? 749 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,394 - My investment into our future. 750 00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:55,729 - I thought you said you were skint? 751 00:34:55,829 --> 00:34:57,664 - Sold my guitar. 752 00:34:57,797 --> 00:34:59,399 - There you go. 753 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:01,601 Told you something would turn up. 754 00:35:01,735 --> 00:35:03,503 - Oh, well, that's just brilliant, that is. 755 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,205 Now, before you couldn't even say his name. 756 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,272 Now you're in his pocket. 757 00:35:06,406 --> 00:35:07,741 - [Mick] Money's money, Jake. 758 00:35:07,874 --> 00:35:09,542 - Well done, Cal. 759 00:35:09,609 --> 00:35:10,610 You know, you've got a real talent 760 00:35:10,744 --> 00:35:11,945 for making everything about you. 761 00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:13,813 - No, it's about making money. 762 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:14,948 And in six weeks' time, 763 00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:17,250 we'll have another 180 litres of ale to sell. 764 00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:19,419 - Yeah, only if it's drinkable. 765 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,121 And judging by the last pint you brewed, 766 00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:22,422 I'm not holding out much hope. 767 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,958 - No one made you sink seven of them. 768 00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:27,327 - The bottom line is we've got mortgage arrears 769 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:30,630 coming out of our arse, bloody council tax, 770 00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:31,798 heating, electricity, water. 771 00:35:31,931 --> 00:35:32,966 The list goes on and on. 772 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:34,134 - I am just trying to help. 773 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,268 - Help? 774 00:35:36,703 --> 00:35:38,304 We've needed your help for years. 775 00:35:40,273 --> 00:35:41,941 And you wait until you've run out of money 776 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:43,643 and become completely bloody useless 777 00:35:43,777 --> 00:35:46,279 to turn up on your white horse. 778 00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:47,347 Now, I'm sorry, Cal. 779 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,582 Look, no one is more proud of you than me. 780 00:35:51,117 --> 00:35:55,955 But while you've been swanning about being a rock star, 781 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,726 I've been here trying to hold everything together. 782 00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:05,398 And what have I got to show for it? 783 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:07,200 - You've got Romy. 784 00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:10,737 - Yeah, well... 785 00:36:13,273 --> 00:36:14,841 this is still not enough. 786 00:36:16,976 --> 00:36:19,379 - Well, if you get any bright ideas... 787 00:36:19,512 --> 00:36:21,247 be my guest. 788 00:36:25,819 --> 00:36:26,986 [radio intro pulses and whirs] 789 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:28,154 - [DJ's voice] This is Rural FM, 790 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:30,757 where sheep jive and tractors vibe. 791 00:36:30,890 --> 00:36:33,660 David Ray Jenkins here with a Birchbury bombshell. 792 00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:36,663 Tonight, The Drovers Arms-- somehow still open for trade-- 793 00:36:36,763 --> 00:36:38,198 is hosting a pub comeback 794 00:36:38,331 --> 00:36:40,734 for local one-hit wonder Cal Harley. 795 00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:42,669 Remember him? Me neither. 796 00:36:42,769 --> 00:36:43,903 But for those who do, 797 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,740 head on down and have a Bacardi breezer or two. 798 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,907 - I don't believe it. 799 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,900 - What? 800 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:50,760 - [Harry] It's The Drovers. 801 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,444 - Is it on fire? 802 00:36:51,578 --> 00:36:52,746 - They've got bloody customers. 803 00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:54,214 - Customers? 804 00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:56,820 [excited chatter] 805 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:58,351 - That's a sight I never thought I'd see. 806 00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:01,921 ♪ I wake up at 3 a.m. so I can feel... ♪ 807 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:03,923 - What can I get for you? - Another pint, please. 808 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,426 - [female fan] Cal Harley! Why don't you hang on? 809 00:37:06,526 --> 00:37:07,527 - [female fan 2] What's he doing? 810 00:37:07,627 --> 00:37:08,795 What is that? 811 00:37:08,928 --> 00:37:10,663 ♪...I turn to see If you're still there ♪ 812 00:37:10,764 --> 00:37:14,334 ♪ I can feel you everywhere ♪ 813 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:16,903 ♪ How did we drift so far ♪ 814 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,372 ♪ You're my guiding star ♪ - Here you go, girls. 815 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:25,245 ♪ You're my guiding star ♪ - Yeah. Oh! 816 00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:27,414 - We've got plenty of wine, ladies. 817 00:37:28,948 --> 00:37:30,316 No, that's-- - Jake. 818 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,619 - Oh. - [female fan 3] Get over here! 819 00:37:32,752 --> 00:37:35,550 - You said come up with a bright idea. 820 00:37:35,121 --> 00:37:36,156 - Yeah. 821 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:37,257 - [female fan 4's voice] Sing again, please. 822 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:38,625 Yeah. 823 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:42,595 - So, that's what it's like to have adoring fans. 824 00:37:42,729 --> 00:37:43,863 [chaotic chatter] 825 00:37:43,963 --> 00:37:45,165 They look intense. 826 00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:46,766 - They look about one Bacardi breezer 827 00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:49,402 away from dropping their knickers. 828 00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:51,204 - Yeah, don't blame them. 829 00:37:51,304 --> 00:37:52,405 I may have been through the change, 830 00:37:52,505 --> 00:37:53,640 but I'd still give him one. 831 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:54,774 - Mum! - What? 832 00:37:54,908 --> 00:37:56,476 I'm just saying what we're all thinking. 833 00:37:56,609 --> 00:37:57,744 [excited chatter] 834 00:37:57,844 --> 00:38:00,280 [phone shutter clicking] 835 00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:03,416 - Hey, where's he going? 836 00:38:03,516 --> 00:38:05,185 ♪ I look up if you're in there ♪ - I don't know. 837 00:38:05,318 --> 00:38:08,822 ♪ I can feel your love again ♪ 838 00:38:08,955 --> 00:38:11,825 ♪ I don't know where you are ♪ 839 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,626 - I don't look as desperate as that, do I, Mum? 840 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,328 - Yeah. 841 00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:18,198 ♪ I can feel you everywhere ♪ 842 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:24,671 [hyperventilating] 843 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:28,441 - Cal? 844 00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:31,945 Cal, are you okay? 845 00:38:32,450 --> 00:38:34,948 [Cal breathing rapidly] 846 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,416 Cal, what's going on? 847 00:38:36,516 --> 00:38:37,517 - What's happenin'? 848 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:40,887 - Are you back on it again? 849 00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:42,489 Well, what's going on? 850 00:38:42,622 --> 00:38:46,292 - [stammers] I'm having a panic attack. 851 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:48,995 - Well, come on, this is no time to get stage fright. 852 00:38:49,129 --> 00:38:50,897 We're taking more money in there tonight 853 00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:52,332 than we have all year. 854 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:53,500 - Just take some deep breaths. 855 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:55,535 [Cal inhales] - No, he can breathe later. 856 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,303 Right now, he needs to get back in there. 857 00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:59,105 You know, mix it up, put on a show. 858 00:38:59,205 --> 00:39:00,473 - I can't. 859 00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:03,209 I'm not that person anymore, mate. 860 00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:05,812 - Well, just pretend. 861 00:39:05,945 --> 00:39:07,981 - I'm not well, Dad. 862 00:39:08,114 --> 00:39:09,416 - What do you mean? 863 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,320 - I was sectioned. 864 00:39:21,895 --> 00:39:23,663 I'd been in a bad way for a while... 865 00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:27,534 and then when I heard Mum had died, 866 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:29,200 I just unravelled. 867 00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:36,543 I hated myself so much I had to make it stop. 868 00:39:38,678 --> 00:39:39,846 - Go on. 869 00:39:48,254 --> 00:39:50,590 - I tried to kill myself. 870 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:54,627 [soft, sombre music] 871 00:39:54,761 --> 00:39:55,895 - Bloody hell, mate. 872 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:58,565 [Cal sobs] 873 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:05,605 - I just wanted it to stop... 874 00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:09,976 everything. 875 00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:11,611 - Why didn't you call us? 876 00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:13,513 [breathes deeply] 877 00:40:15,615 --> 00:40:18,318 - I was ashamed. 878 00:40:18,451 --> 00:40:20,754 - You stupid bastard. 879 00:40:22,622 --> 00:40:26,526 You stupid, stupid bastard. 880 00:40:26,626 --> 00:40:28,461 - I'm sorry that I was a coward. 881 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,497 - No, you're not. 882 00:40:32,165 --> 00:40:33,900 There isn't a day goes by when I don't think 883 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:35,769 about doing the same thing. 884 00:40:37,237 --> 00:40:40,440 The only thing that stops me is the mess I'd leave behind. 885 00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:44,110 And you ain't no coward. 886 00:40:44,244 --> 00:40:46,790 You're my boy. 887 00:40:47,213 --> 00:40:51,151 [birds chirping] 888 00:40:51,284 --> 00:40:53,920 - [Abi] He looked... broken. 889 00:40:54,254 --> 00:40:56,356 - That's what drink and drugs does. 890 00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:58,425 - He had a nervous breakdown, Ed. 891 00:40:59,759 --> 00:41:03,830 - [sighs] Since when have you cared? 892 00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:05,265 - No matter what you think about him, 893 00:41:05,365 --> 00:41:06,366 you have to agree that what's happened 894 00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:09,169 to that family is tragic. 895 00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:11,604 - Tragedies happen in families all the time. 896 00:41:11,705 --> 00:41:12,806 I've lost my parents. 897 00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:15,675 Shit happens. 898 00:41:20,513 --> 00:41:22,150 - I kept this for you. 899 00:41:25,585 --> 00:41:26,886 - It was a beautiful service. 900 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,210 - Yeah, it was. 901 00:41:28,154 --> 00:41:29,489 - Exactly how Mum wanted it. 902 00:41:31,191 --> 00:41:34,894 - All the words, all the readings... 903 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,529 all the songs. 904 00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:41,668 [melancholic music] 905 00:41:45,171 --> 00:41:47,700 - Thanks, Dad. - Yes, mate. 906 00:41:47,140 --> 00:41:48,908 [door creaks open] 907 00:41:51,444 --> 00:41:54,140 - What's this, happy hour? 908 00:41:54,147 --> 00:41:56,383 - It was a lot happier before you came in. 909 00:41:56,483 --> 00:41:57,484 What do you want? 910 00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,719 - I want to buy the pub. 911 00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:01,221 - It's not for sale. - Slow down, Dad. 912 00:42:01,354 --> 00:42:03,490 Let's hear what he's got to say. 913 00:42:03,623 --> 00:42:04,891 - We all know this is a dying trade 914 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:07,600 without proper financial backing. 915 00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:09,396 - He's not wrong. - You keep out of this. 916 00:42:09,529 --> 00:42:11,464 - But 50 places like this close down every month. 917 00:42:11,564 --> 00:42:13,166 Luckily for you, 918 00:42:13,233 --> 00:42:15,535 there's space in my portfolio for the Drovers. 919 00:42:15,635 --> 00:42:16,636 At a fair price. 920 00:42:16,736 --> 00:42:18,838 - We don't need your money. 921 00:42:18,938 --> 00:42:20,540 - Oh, yeah, I heard. 922 00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:24,544 You're going to try and brew your way out of this. 923 00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:27,380 You know, creating a beer 924 00:42:27,514 --> 00:42:30,750 isn't like writing a cheesy pop song. 925 00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:34,540 It took my family 140 years to perfect the perfect pint. 926 00:42:34,187 --> 00:42:36,523 - Listen, you won a couple of prizes. 927 00:42:38,324 --> 00:42:40,627 The way I see it, you put silk on a goat, 928 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,996 it's still a goat. 929 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,431 - Is it? 930 00:42:46,990 --> 00:42:47,967 If you think you can do better, 931 00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:49,602 why don't you step up and be judged? 932 00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:52,720 - Well, that's exactly what we are going to do, Edward. 933 00:42:52,205 --> 00:42:55,809 So we'll see you at the CAMRA Regional Tastings. 934 00:42:55,942 --> 00:42:57,911 How do you like that? 935 00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,446 - Looks like you're not the only one who flew 936 00:42:59,579 --> 00:43:00,613 over the cuckoo's nest. 937 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:01,781 - Say that again. 938 00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:03,283 - Leave it. 939 00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:06,386 [punches, Pritchard grunts] [body thumps] 940 00:43:09,923 --> 00:43:11,910 - You've broken my nose. 941 00:43:11,224 --> 00:43:12,292 - No, mate. 942 00:43:12,425 --> 00:43:13,893 Your mouth did that. 943 00:43:13,993 --> 00:43:14,994 [distant siren wailing] 944 00:43:15,128 --> 00:43:16,196 [door opens] 945 00:43:19,399 --> 00:43:20,400 - [Jake] Well? 946 00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:22,335 - They charged me with ABH. 947 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:23,837 Bailed me till the end of the month. 948 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:25,739 - Sorry, lads. Best I could do. 949 00:43:25,839 --> 00:43:28,675 But you might want to calm things down 950 00:43:28,808 --> 00:43:30,430 a little bit, yeah? 951 00:43:30,143 --> 00:43:33,146 A bit of dogging here, violent assault there. 952 00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:35,148 People are gonna talk, you know. 953 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:36,583 - We weren't dogging. 954 00:43:36,683 --> 00:43:38,918 - [whispers] No, of course you weren't, mate. 955 00:43:40,553 --> 00:43:42,355 Anyway, mind how you go, lads. 956 00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:44,157 - Cheers, Jim. 957 00:43:44,257 --> 00:43:45,258 - We weren't. 958 00:43:45,358 --> 00:43:46,826 - Didn't say you were. 959 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,290 - Now, you've really got to try 960 00:43:49,162 --> 00:43:50,997 and get your temper under control, Dad. 961 00:43:52,198 --> 00:43:53,666 - Nothing wrong with my temper. 962 00:43:54,934 --> 00:43:56,670 Hey! Watch where you're going, 963 00:43:56,803 --> 00:43:58,171 you prick! - You're the prick. 964 00:43:58,304 --> 00:44:00,874 - Oh, yeah, that's good coming from a man dressed like a... 965 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,743 jelly baby. 966 00:44:03,843 --> 00:44:05,111 That's not temper. 967 00:44:05,245 --> 00:44:06,646 That's just being rude. 968 00:44:07,647 --> 00:44:09,149 Come on, let's go home and get started. 969 00:44:09,215 --> 00:44:10,216 - On what? 970 00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:12,318 - On the brew. 971 00:44:12,452 --> 00:44:14,387 I'm not having that bastard win another competition 972 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,356 and rub our noses in it. 973 00:44:16,489 --> 00:44:17,857 - Cool, Dad. 974 00:44:19,859 --> 00:44:22,829 [car rumbling] 975 00:44:24,698 --> 00:44:26,266 - Look what I've found... 976 00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:27,867 going through your mother's things. 977 00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:31,971 - What the hell is that? 978 00:44:33,673 --> 00:44:35,208 - Granddad's brew stick. 979 00:44:36,409 --> 00:44:38,511 - It's for stirring the wort with. 980 00:44:38,578 --> 00:44:39,579 It adds oxygen, 981 00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:41,748 kick-starts the fungal yeast cells, 982 00:44:41,881 --> 00:44:43,216 enhancing the flavours. 983 00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:45,352 - Dad, this is going to take the beer to a whole new level. 984 00:44:45,485 --> 00:44:47,854 - Sorry, have you two gone mental? 985 00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:51,240 We need to go to Pritchard, beg him to drop the charges, 986 00:44:51,157 --> 00:44:53,426 and pray that he'll still buy this pub. 987 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,795 - We've got nothing to sell, Jake. 988 00:44:55,895 --> 00:44:57,263 We'll be lucky if we leave this place 989 00:44:57,397 --> 00:45:00,166 with the fixtures and fittings. 990 00:45:00,266 --> 00:45:02,535 Now, look, we've got enough money to tide us over 991 00:45:02,669 --> 00:45:04,204 until the CAMRA tastings. 992 00:45:04,337 --> 00:45:07,730 If that goes well, we qualify for the finals, 993 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,275 then we could easily attract some investment, 994 00:45:09,409 --> 00:45:11,378 like Cal said. 995 00:45:11,511 --> 00:45:14,881 - Dad, Cal's beer wasn't fit for human consumption. 996 00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:16,683 - Well, then we learn from his mistakes 997 00:45:16,783 --> 00:45:18,685 until we get it right. 998 00:45:18,785 --> 00:45:21,421 Your grandfather always used to say that beer 999 00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:25,458 is 90% water and 10% magic. 1000 00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:29,620 Ooooh! Abra-bloody-cadabra. 1001 00:45:32,198 --> 00:45:36,202 [gentle music] 1002 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:40,807 - Can't believe it has come to this. 1003 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:43,843 Saturday night, and we're watching a drunk geriatric 1004 00:45:43,943 --> 00:45:46,713 walk aimlessly around in circles. 1005 00:45:46,813 --> 00:45:49,416 - Standard night out with Paxman. 1006 00:45:49,549 --> 00:45:51,951 - But why can't we just use tap water like everyone else? 1007 00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:54,721 - Because great-granddad Ted said it doesn't make sense 1008 00:45:54,854 --> 00:45:56,823 to brew a living beer with dead water. 1009 00:45:56,956 --> 00:45:58,391 - Yeah. - That's right. 1010 00:45:58,525 --> 00:45:59,592 I mean, the chemical treatment process 1011 00:45:59,726 --> 00:46:01,940 kills off all the bad stuff, 1012 00:46:01,227 --> 00:46:03,329 but also zaps the minerals and nutrients. 1013 00:46:03,463 --> 00:46:05,498 - Oh, me hands are twitchin'. 1014 00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:06,833 - It's 'cause you haven't had a drink yet. 1015 00:46:06,966 --> 00:46:09,169 [Mick laughs] - The rod does not lie. 1016 00:46:09,302 --> 00:46:10,437 Oh, there we go. 1017 00:46:10,570 --> 00:46:11,604 Yeah, this is where we dig. 1018 00:46:11,738 --> 00:46:13,573 Just here. 1019 00:46:13,673 --> 00:46:15,408 - All right, well, if you can't beat them, 1020 00:46:15,508 --> 00:46:17,777 you might as well join them. 1021 00:46:17,911 --> 00:46:20,847 [gentle music continues] 1022 00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:22,150 - Right there. 1023 00:46:27,987 --> 00:46:30,230 I think we're gonna need something sturdier than that, 1024 00:46:30,156 --> 00:46:31,991 don't you? - [whispers] Yeah. 1025 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,760 [post-hole borer clanking] - Keep it coming, Harry. 1026 00:46:33,893 --> 00:46:35,628 That's the way. 1027 00:46:35,695 --> 00:46:38,980 Keep it coming. 1028 00:46:38,164 --> 00:46:39,165 Keep it coming. 1029 00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:40,734 That's the way. 1030 00:46:41,835 --> 00:46:44,137 Keep it coming, Harry. 1031 00:46:44,270 --> 00:46:45,638 [electricity crackles] [all gasp] 1032 00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:49,943 Whoa there. 1033 00:46:51,511 --> 00:46:53,460 - What was that? 1034 00:46:53,179 --> 00:46:54,948 - I've got a good idea. 1035 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,649 - You need a new stick, mate. 1036 00:46:58,180 --> 00:46:59,319 - [Dawn] Well, if brains were taxed, 1037 00:46:59,452 --> 00:47:01,154 you lot would get a rebate! 1038 00:47:01,287 --> 00:47:03,230 You just cut the bloody electrics. 1039 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:04,924 - Oh, sorry. 1040 00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:06,793 We were looking for the old spring. 1041 00:47:06,893 --> 00:47:08,461 - Oh, why didn't you say? 1042 00:47:08,595 --> 00:47:10,764 Mum's house's always been on well water. 1043 00:47:10,864 --> 00:47:15,869 [lively folk music] 1044 00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:26,880 - Brewing basics. 1045 00:47:31,985 --> 00:47:33,219 [music fades] 1046 00:47:33,353 --> 00:47:34,654 - Do me a favour; 1047 00:47:34,754 --> 00:47:37,230 make sure you measure that sugar properly this time. 1048 00:47:37,157 --> 00:47:40,560 My body can't handle another five-day hangover. 1049 00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:41,661 - I don't get it. 1050 00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:42,729 Why are we going to all the trouble 1051 00:47:42,862 --> 00:47:44,164 of finding pure spring water 1052 00:47:44,264 --> 00:47:45,465 filtered through local limestone, 1053 00:47:45,565 --> 00:47:46,766 then you just go and dump a load 1054 00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:49,350 of old imported processed sugar in it? 1055 00:47:49,169 --> 00:47:51,338 - Well, the yeast have got to feed off something. 1056 00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:52,839 - Could use Dad's honey. 1057 00:47:52,939 --> 00:47:54,874 - Actually, that's a good idea. 1058 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,410 That's what the monks used to do with their mead. 1059 00:47:57,544 --> 00:47:59,245 - I mean, we'd have to ask their permission. 1060 00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:01,581 - What, the monks? 1061 00:48:01,715 --> 00:48:02,916 - The bees. 1062 00:48:04,117 --> 00:48:06,753 Now, remember, these are sensitive creatures, okay, 1063 00:48:06,886 --> 00:48:10,557 so if they get upset or feel offended, 1064 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:12,125 the hive will swarm and vanish. 1065 00:48:12,258 --> 00:48:14,627 So keep your distance. 1066 00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:15,929 [bees buzzing] 1067 00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:20,660 And under no circumstances, swear or blaspheme. 1068 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,769 - That's half of my vocabulary gone. 1069 00:48:22,902 --> 00:48:27,307 [bees buzzing] 1070 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:28,742 - Hi, queen bee. 1071 00:48:29,943 --> 00:48:32,445 - Hello, worker bees. 1072 00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:33,813 It's me Jake. 1073 00:48:36,490 --> 00:48:40,120 Now I'm here to ask permission to use your precious honey 1074 00:48:40,253 --> 00:48:42,288 for our family ale. 1075 00:48:42,422 --> 00:48:46,760 Your gift to the world is pollinating flowers, 1076 00:48:46,893 --> 00:48:48,762 ours is pollinating people. 1077 00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:53,299 [bees buzzing] 1078 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:54,768 - They're humming. 1079 00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:57,804 That's a good sign. 1080 00:48:57,937 --> 00:48:59,639 - Oh, good. Nice. 1081 00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:07,614 [soft music] 1082 00:49:09,282 --> 00:49:10,517 - Ow! Jesus Christ! 1083 00:49:10,650 --> 00:49:12,152 The bee just bit me! 1084 00:49:12,285 --> 00:49:13,853 - Please tell me you did not just kill it. 1085 00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:14,988 - I hope I bloody did. 1086 00:49:15,121 --> 00:49:16,189 It bit me. 1087 00:49:16,322 --> 00:49:18,910 - Shit, there's one on your shoulder. 1088 00:49:18,224 --> 00:49:19,959 - What? - There's one on your shoulder. 1089 00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:21,270 - Just calm down. 1090 00:49:21,161 --> 00:49:22,595 - [Cal] Son of a *****, that bloody hurt! 1091 00:49:22,696 --> 00:49:24,798 - Can everyone please stop swearing? 1092 00:49:24,931 --> 00:49:26,800 - [swears in foreign language] - That's still swearing. 1093 00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:28,234 - [Cal] Well, since when were bees bilingual? 1094 00:49:28,334 --> 00:49:29,469 - I can feel it. Get it out of there. 1095 00:49:29,602 --> 00:49:31,805 It's on me. - Okay. All right, calm down. 1096 00:49:31,905 --> 00:49:32,906 [Cal groans] 1097 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:34,207 They're feeling your energy. 1098 00:49:34,341 --> 00:49:36,476 - [Mick] Mother****er! Ah! 1099 00:49:36,609 --> 00:49:38,311 - Oh, bollocks. - [Mick] I'm covered in them. 1100 00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:40,460 - They're bloody swarming! 1101 00:49:40,180 --> 00:49:43,383 - Ah! Oh, my God! - [Cal] Run! 1102 00:49:43,516 --> 00:49:45,352 - [Mick] So it's a no from the bees then? 1103 00:49:45,485 --> 00:49:47,287 [gentle music] 1104 00:49:47,387 --> 00:49:48,822 [honeycomb squelches] 1105 00:50:07,574 --> 00:50:09,776 - Nice amber hue. - [Mick] Yeah. 1106 00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:12,780 - [sniffs] Mm. 1107 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:14,547 Aroma ain't bad either. 1108 00:50:14,681 --> 00:50:17,817 Yeah I'm getting the, uh, the earthiness... the citrus... 1109 00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:19,520 - What about the taste? 1110 00:50:28,294 --> 00:50:31,310 - Oh yeah. That holds up nicely, that. 1111 00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:36,536 Yeah, the sweetness of the honey is coming through, 1112 00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:38,204 the pear drop ester notes, 1113 00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:45,345 and... a little hint of butterscotch. 1114 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,514 Get your lips around that. 1115 00:50:47,614 --> 00:50:49,449 - [Mick] Uh, uh, uh, uh. 1116 00:50:49,582 --> 00:50:50,917 [Mick sniffs] 1117 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:56,723 [Mick gulps] 1118 00:50:56,856 --> 00:50:58,758 Oh, that's lovely, that is. 1119 00:50:58,892 --> 00:51:00,760 I'll tell you what. 1120 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:03,396 That is a pint your granddad would be proud of. 1121 00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:09,636 [footsteps approaching] 1122 00:51:09,769 --> 00:51:11,738 - Oh, shit. Abi. 1123 00:51:11,871 --> 00:51:13,390 Come on, you. 1124 00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:14,407 Let's go and see if Miss Stockton 1125 00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:15,675 will let you back in school. 1126 00:51:15,742 --> 00:51:16,743 - That's very nice, that is. 1127 00:51:16,876 --> 00:51:18,878 I'm gonna have another little drop of that. 1128 00:51:18,978 --> 00:51:20,146 - You fill her up, Dad. 1129 00:51:21,414 --> 00:51:22,582 - I've got some good news. 1130 00:51:22,716 --> 00:51:24,117 Now that you've had your assessment, 1131 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:26,386 they are going to let you back to school. 1132 00:51:26,486 --> 00:51:27,854 - Awesome! 1133 00:51:27,954 --> 00:51:29,222 - But there are some ground rules. 1134 00:51:29,356 --> 00:51:30,390 You have to take your meds, 1135 00:51:30,457 --> 00:51:31,458 okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1136 00:51:31,591 --> 00:51:32,792 - And please, for me, 1137 00:51:32,926 --> 00:51:34,494 try to hand your homework in on time. 1138 00:51:34,627 --> 00:51:36,429 - Yeah. - Finished, okay? 1139 00:51:36,563 --> 00:51:37,931 You can't just stop in the middle of a sentence. 1140 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,466 You have to reach a conclusion. 1141 00:51:39,599 --> 00:51:41,340 - Yeah, deal. 1142 00:51:41,134 --> 00:51:44,700 - And, Romy, no cutting Matilda's hair. 1143 00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:46,740 [water running] 1144 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,641 [footsteps approaching] 1145 00:51:54,748 --> 00:51:56,516 I hear you put Romy to work too. 1146 00:51:56,649 --> 00:52:00,854 - Yeah, she's basically the boss now. 1147 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:02,822 We're all just working for her. 1148 00:52:02,956 --> 00:52:06,226 - Giving her something fun to focus on has clearly helped. 1149 00:52:06,326 --> 00:52:07,427 - It's helped me too. 1150 00:52:08,528 --> 00:52:10,797 All of us, I think. 1151 00:52:10,930 --> 00:52:12,932 - I remember the first time I walked in here. 1152 00:52:15,435 --> 00:52:18,805 - Yeah, a lot of firsts happened in this place. 1153 00:52:18,938 --> 00:52:20,507 First gig. 1154 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,142 First dance. 1155 00:52:26,346 --> 00:52:28,114 - First pint. - [Cal] First pint. 1156 00:52:29,215 --> 00:52:31,117 Grandad's solstice special. 1157 00:52:31,217 --> 00:52:34,354 - Mm. The longest day turned into the longest night of my life. 1158 00:52:34,487 --> 00:52:36,189 - Oh, I remember. 1159 00:52:36,322 --> 00:52:38,425 One pint in and you asked me to be your boyfriend. 1160 00:52:38,525 --> 00:52:40,600 - Hm. You asked me. 1161 00:52:40,193 --> 00:52:42,462 - No. No, that was definitely you. 1162 00:52:42,595 --> 00:52:45,198 - Must have been the beer talking. 1163 00:52:45,331 --> 00:52:48,735 - Must have been. - Hm... 1164 00:52:48,868 --> 00:52:53,173 - Anyway, if you hadn't asked, I would have done, so... 1165 00:52:53,306 --> 00:52:54,641 doesn't matter either way. 1166 00:52:57,877 --> 00:52:59,145 - Better get going. 1167 00:53:03,683 --> 00:53:05,352 I listened to your song. 1168 00:53:07,854 --> 00:53:10,900 It was beautiful. 1169 00:53:21,534 --> 00:53:24,437 [birds chirping] 1170 00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:27,874 [uplifting music] 1171 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,377 - [host's voice] Welcome to the first Grand Summer Fete 1172 00:53:30,510 --> 00:53:34,470 and Campaign For Real Ale's regional tastings. 1173 00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:38,385 We're here to sample beer and boogie. 1174 00:53:38,518 --> 00:53:42,288 Nobody boogies better than local legends Hell's Bells. 1175 00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:44,900 - ♪ She is D! ♪ - ♪ Desirable! ♪ 1176 00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:46,920 - ♪ She is I! ♪ - ♪ Irresistible! ♪ 1177 00:53:46,226 --> 00:53:48,280 - ♪ She is S! ♪ - ♪ Super ***y! ♪ 1178 00:53:48,128 --> 00:53:49,996 - ♪ She is C! ♪ - ♪ Such a cutie! ♪ 1179 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:55,635 - ♪ She is O... ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪ 1180 00:53:55,769 --> 00:53:58,304 - Right, this is going on TikTok. 1181 00:53:58,438 --> 00:54:02,208 - [singing in unison] ♪ D-I-S-C-O ♪ 1182 00:54:02,308 --> 00:54:05,478 ♪ D-I-S-C-O... ♪ 1183 00:54:05,612 --> 00:54:07,714 - I love a man in uniform. 1184 00:54:07,814 --> 00:54:09,149 - You love anything with a pulse. 1185 00:54:09,282 --> 00:54:10,316 [Harry coughs] 1186 00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:13,486 - [singing in unison] ♪ D-I-S-C-O ♪ 1187 00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:15,388 - [Paxman] ♪ She is D! ♪ - [Hell's Bells] ♪ Delirious! ♪ 1188 00:54:15,488 --> 00:54:16,489 - [Paxman] ♪ She is I! ♪ 1189 00:54:16,623 --> 00:54:18,124 - [Hell's Bells] ♪ Incredible! ♪ 1190 00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:19,325 - [Paxman] ♪ She is S! ♪ - [Hell's Bells] ♪ Superficial! ♪ 1191 00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:21,294 - ♪ She is C! ♪ - ♪ Complicated ♪ 1192 00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:26,366 - ♪ She is O... ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪ 1193 00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:28,234 - Let's hope their beer is better than their dancing. 1194 00:54:28,334 --> 00:54:29,836 - Oh come on, Ed. It's just a bit of fun. 1195 00:54:29,969 --> 00:54:31,738 - [singing in unison] ♪ D-I-S-C-O-- ♪ 1196 00:54:31,838 --> 00:54:33,640 - Fun will be seeing that thug locked up in prison. 1197 00:54:33,773 --> 00:54:37,410 - [singing in unison] ♪ D-I-S-C-O ♪ 1198 00:54:37,544 --> 00:54:41,314 - [sings] ♪ D-I-S-C-O ♪ 1199 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:44,684 - [singing in unison] ♪ D-I-S-C-O ♪ 1200 00:54:44,818 --> 00:54:47,954 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1201 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:49,255 - [host's voice] Could all local brewers 1202 00:54:49,356 --> 00:54:51,358 and real ale enthusiasts 1203 00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:53,426 please make their way to the main tent 1204 00:54:53,526 --> 00:54:56,960 for CAMRA's Regional Tastings. 1205 00:54:59,799 --> 00:55:00,800 - Here they come. 1206 00:55:00,934 --> 00:55:02,535 - Oh, The Drovers! 1207 00:55:02,669 --> 00:55:04,537 Worst pub in Britain 1208 00:55:04,671 --> 00:55:06,439 - competing for the best beer. - Yeah. 1209 00:55:06,539 --> 00:55:09,509 - You pride yourselves as real ale enthusiasts. 1210 00:55:09,642 --> 00:55:11,878 Well, this is as real as it gets. 1211 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,813 Brewed on the Drovers Arms premises, 1212 00:55:13,947 --> 00:55:16,490 using locally sourced natural ingredients 1213 00:55:16,182 --> 00:55:18,840 and 100% homemade. 1214 00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:19,352 - Like the cottage pie? 1215 00:55:19,486 --> 00:55:21,540 - This one's not from the freezer. 1216 00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:23,560 - This one's from the heart. 1217 00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:24,524 - So which of you is the brewer? 1218 00:55:24,657 --> 00:55:26,559 - It's a family affair. 1219 00:55:26,693 --> 00:55:28,280 - [Amy] And what's the beer called? 1220 00:55:28,161 --> 00:55:29,729 - Drovers. 1221 00:55:29,863 --> 00:55:33,199 - Well, let's hope the taste is more inspired than the name. 1222 00:55:33,299 --> 00:55:34,300 [spigot squeaks] 1223 00:55:35,735 --> 00:55:40,774 [soft, suspenseful music] 1224 00:55:45,712 --> 00:55:47,614 - They look well out of their depth. 1225 00:55:47,681 --> 00:55:48,682 - Uh, the Harleys would be out of their depth 1226 00:55:48,748 --> 00:55:49,749 in a drip tray. 1227 00:55:49,883 --> 00:55:51,317 [Harry laughs] 1228 00:56:01,528 --> 00:56:02,996 - Thank you. 1229 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:04,464 We wish you the best of luck. 1230 00:56:07,667 --> 00:56:08,668 - All right. 1231 00:56:08,735 --> 00:56:09,736 - Nice, this one. 1232 00:56:09,836 --> 00:56:10,837 - Afternoon, ladies. 1233 00:56:10,904 --> 00:56:12,380 What's passed your lips today? 1234 00:56:12,105 --> 00:56:13,106 - That's a bit forward, Wilf. 1235 00:56:13,206 --> 00:56:14,541 - I've told you, Dawn, I'm not interested. 1236 00:56:14,607 --> 00:56:15,608 It's your mum I'm after. 1237 00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:16,710 [Dawn giggles] - Well... 1238 00:56:16,843 --> 00:56:18,845 - You should try the Drovers' new brew. 1239 00:56:18,945 --> 00:56:22,349 Slips down like a homesick mole. 1240 00:56:22,449 --> 00:56:23,750 [casual chatter] 1241 00:56:23,883 --> 00:56:25,285 - [Jeremy] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 1242 00:56:25,418 --> 00:56:28,355 We have sipped, sucked and savoured 1243 00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:31,570 some absolutely barnstorming beers today. 1244 00:56:31,191 --> 00:56:35,295 - So let's hop to it and get to the first category, 1245 00:56:35,428 --> 00:56:37,197 Best Bitter. 1246 00:56:37,297 --> 00:56:40,100 Representing the Southwest in the national final 1247 00:56:40,233 --> 00:56:42,902 for the third year running with their latest offering, 1248 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,437 Hoppy-Go-Lucky, 1249 00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:47,207 is our local legends, Pritchard's Brewery. 1250 00:56:47,307 --> 00:56:52,278 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1251 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:57,984 - And representing the Southwest in the Special Bitter Category, 1252 00:56:58,118 --> 00:56:59,552 it is Hoptamystic. 1253 00:56:59,686 --> 00:57:03,556 [crowd cheering and clapping] 1254 00:57:05,558 --> 00:57:07,994 - Moving on now to the category of Mild, 1255 00:57:08,128 --> 00:57:09,796 but by no means meek... 1256 00:57:09,929 --> 00:57:11,464 [laughter] 1257 00:57:11,598 --> 00:57:14,167 - Representing the Southwest in this year's national final 1258 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,902 at their first attempt-- 1259 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,237 I can't quite believe I'm saying this 1260 00:57:17,337 --> 00:57:19,439 but credit where credit's due-- 1261 00:57:19,572 --> 00:57:22,308 brewed right here in this very village 1262 00:57:22,442 --> 00:57:24,611 from the Drovers Arms Brewery, it is Drovers! 1263 00:57:24,744 --> 00:57:27,130 [crowd cheering and clapping] [uplifting music] 1264 00:57:27,147 --> 00:57:28,815 - Go on, Mick! 1265 00:57:29,949 --> 00:57:31,484 - Oh, my God! 1266 00:57:34,754 --> 00:57:36,756 - We look forward to seeing all the winners 1267 00:57:36,856 --> 00:57:39,159 at the national final in London. 1268 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:40,927 - Oi, look. 1269 00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:42,829 - Congratulations. - [Romy] Thank you. 1270 00:57:42,929 --> 00:57:43,930 - Hey, Edward. 1271 00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:45,832 I guess we see you in the Big Smoke. 1272 00:57:45,965 --> 00:57:48,501 - I'll see you in the back of a prison van more like. 1273 00:57:48,635 --> 00:57:49,869 Are you hoping to join your father? 1274 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,104 Maybe you could get a family room. 1275 00:57:51,204 --> 00:57:53,173 - Ed, that's enough. 1276 00:57:53,306 --> 00:57:54,774 - I don't know why you're defending the competition. 1277 00:57:54,874 --> 00:57:56,760 - They're not competition. 1278 00:57:56,176 --> 00:57:57,210 You're all in different categories. 1279 00:57:57,344 --> 00:57:58,511 You're all winners. 1280 00:58:00,113 --> 00:58:01,514 - I'm getting a bit sick of this. 1281 00:58:04,851 --> 00:58:05,852 [gentle music] 1282 00:58:05,985 --> 00:58:07,200 - Sorry. 1283 00:58:17,530 --> 00:58:18,698 - Paxman? 1284 00:58:18,832 --> 00:58:20,300 - Yeah? 1285 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,236 - Can you help me with my homework, please? 1286 00:58:23,370 --> 00:58:25,472 - Thought you'd been sacked from school. 1287 00:58:25,605 --> 00:58:27,707 - No, they let me back in. 1288 00:58:27,841 --> 00:58:29,476 - What's the question? 1289 00:58:29,576 --> 00:58:32,212 - Well we're working on Romeo and Juliet. 1290 00:58:32,345 --> 00:58:33,847 Love or hate? 1291 00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:34,981 Which is stronger? 1292 00:58:35,115 --> 00:58:39,152 - Hmm... Family feud versus young love. 1293 00:58:39,219 --> 00:58:40,220 - How young? 1294 00:58:40,353 --> 00:58:42,355 - Well, Juliet was 13. 1295 00:58:42,455 --> 00:58:43,423 - Do you not think she's a bit young 1296 00:58:43,556 --> 00:58:44,657 for all that love stuff? 1297 00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:46,359 - Yeah. 1298 00:58:46,493 --> 00:58:49,396 First you're too young, next thing you know, 1299 00:58:49,529 --> 00:58:51,464 you're too bloody old. 1300 00:58:54,567 --> 00:58:58,710 When the time comes, Romy, don't fanny about. 1301 00:58:58,204 --> 00:59:00,273 That's my advice. 1302 00:59:00,407 --> 00:59:06,246 [gentle piano music] 1303 00:59:06,379 --> 00:59:07,847 - We should get going, Dad. - Yeah, I know. 1304 00:59:07,947 --> 00:59:10,116 Just getting in a bit of a pickle with this here. 1305 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:12,419 Your mum used to do my tie. 1306 00:59:12,552 --> 00:59:15,355 I get this far, and then it all goes reels of cotton. 1307 00:59:15,455 --> 00:59:17,570 - Okay. 1308 00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:19,250 Let's have a go. 1309 00:59:22,862 --> 00:59:24,698 - You still love Abi, don't you? 1310 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,768 - I never stopped, Dad. 1311 00:59:31,805 --> 00:59:33,306 I'm not good enough for her. 1312 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,109 - Of course, you are. 1313 00:59:36,242 --> 00:59:37,844 I know you've been to hell and back, mate, 1314 00:59:37,944 --> 00:59:40,313 but you're a better man for it. 1315 00:59:40,447 --> 00:59:41,715 Look what you've done there. 1316 00:59:41,815 --> 00:59:44,500 I look like a bloody teddy boy. 1317 00:59:44,150 --> 00:59:45,752 - You look great. Come on. 1318 00:59:45,885 --> 00:59:49,222 [footsteps receding] 1319 00:59:49,356 --> 00:59:50,323 [exhales] 1320 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,664 [bus rumbling] 1321 00:59:57,797 --> 01:00:00,333 - Will the accused please stand? 1322 01:00:02,402 --> 01:00:05,338 Michael Harley, you've been found guilty of assault, 1323 01:00:05,472 --> 01:00:08,942 occasioning actual bodily harm. 1324 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:11,177 We have taken into account your early guilty plea. 1325 01:00:11,311 --> 01:00:13,913 It is acknowledged by the court. 1326 01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:17,170 Sadly, the level of violent intent you showed 1327 01:00:17,150 --> 01:00:18,752 cannot be ignored. 1328 01:00:20,487 --> 01:00:23,757 I therefore sentence you to six months in prison... 1329 01:00:26,292 --> 01:00:28,628 suspended for two years. 1330 01:00:31,698 --> 01:00:36,703 [soft music] 1331 01:00:38,972 --> 01:00:41,174 - [Romy] How old were you when you first met Nana? 1332 01:00:41,307 --> 01:00:43,376 - [Mick] I was 25. 1333 01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:46,546 Cost me eight quid to get into Glastonbury that year. 1334 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,648 That was the best money I ever spent. 1335 01:00:49,949 --> 01:00:52,519 Van Morrison was top of the bill. 1336 01:00:52,652 --> 01:00:56,456 But the real headline act was your grandmother. 1337 01:00:58,658 --> 01:01:01,628 On the way back, me and a few mates, 1338 01:01:01,728 --> 01:01:04,964 we stopped off here to watch the sunrise. 1339 01:01:05,650 --> 01:01:07,534 But I saw something much more beautiful. 1340 01:01:08,735 --> 01:01:13,673 Your Nana, my Sarah, she was right there, 1341 01:01:13,807 --> 01:01:17,544 singing and dancing with a bunch of her friends. 1342 01:01:17,677 --> 01:01:20,747 After a while, we got talking. 1343 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,749 We didn't stop for 40 years. 1344 01:01:26,319 --> 01:01:28,688 Look at that view though. 1345 01:01:28,822 --> 01:01:30,357 That doesn't change. 1346 01:01:31,658 --> 01:01:33,693 Looks like time stood still. 1347 01:01:35,395 --> 01:01:37,831 It's just a shame that life couldn't, isn't it? 1348 01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:45,500 ["Take a Bow" performed by Joe Cleere] 1349 01:01:46,906 --> 01:01:48,274 Can you hold that, love? 1350 01:01:56,182 --> 01:01:57,283 - Love you, Mum. 1351 01:02:02,922 --> 01:02:04,958 - You fly free, my songbird. 1352 01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:08,294 [ashes rustle in the wind] 1353 01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:18,710 ♪ All of the beauty ♪ 1354 01:02:21,410 --> 01:02:23,610 ♪ Love will allow ♪ 1355 01:02:26,813 --> 01:02:29,949 ♪ You make it amazing ♪ 1356 01:02:32,485 --> 01:02:35,355 ♪ Come and take a bow ♪ 1357 01:02:36,956 --> 01:02:38,158 - [Dawn] Mum, not everyone in this village 1358 01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:39,426 is having an affair. 1359 01:02:39,559 --> 01:02:41,227 - Oh, there's more to it than meets the eye. 1360 01:02:41,327 --> 01:02:43,630 How about that Mary? - [Dawn] Harry? 1361 01:02:43,196 --> 01:02:45,131 - [Edith] Goes to church. Churchgoer? Less church, 1362 01:02:45,265 --> 01:02:47,000 more goer, if you ask me. - [Dawn] Harry! 1363 01:02:47,133 --> 01:02:48,334 - [Edith] Look at those finger bouquets 1364 01:02:48,468 --> 01:02:50,103 she provides for the cricket. 1365 01:02:50,236 --> 01:02:51,438 [door bangs] 1366 01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:54,140 [footsteps] 1367 01:02:56,943 --> 01:02:59,112 - Why is the barrel hatch open? 1368 01:02:59,245 --> 01:03:00,814 - What? 1369 01:03:00,947 --> 01:03:03,249 - Oh. - No, no, no, no. 1370 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:09,489 [door shuts] 1371 01:03:10,924 --> 01:03:11,958 [Romy gasps] 1372 01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:18,131 Bastards. 1373 01:03:18,264 --> 01:03:23,269 [beer dripping] 1374 01:03:32,779 --> 01:03:34,681 - Here. Drink some water. 1375 01:03:34,814 --> 01:03:36,983 - No, scotch. 1376 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,952 - Really? - Yeah, scotch. 1377 01:03:40,387 --> 01:03:43,323 [clanking] 1378 01:03:49,290 --> 01:03:50,830 - [Cal] It's all destroyed. 1379 01:03:50,964 --> 01:03:54,167 Mash tun, fermenter. 1380 01:03:54,300 --> 01:03:56,503 Done the lot. 1381 01:03:56,636 --> 01:03:58,638 - The brew? 1382 01:03:58,738 --> 01:03:59,873 - Dregs. 1383 01:04:01,675 --> 01:04:03,900 - Grandpa! 1384 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,511 - Dad? Dad! Hey! 1385 01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:05,812 - Hey, hey, hey! 1386 01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:06,880 - Jake, call an ambulance. 1387 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:08,415 - They'll take too long. 1388 01:04:08,548 --> 01:04:10,216 - [sobs] Grandpa. 1389 01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:14,587 [suspenseful music] 1390 01:04:14,721 --> 01:04:16,189 - It's all right, Roms. Roms? 1391 01:04:16,322 --> 01:04:19,826 - I need an access code for a DFIB machine, please. 1392 01:04:19,926 --> 01:04:23,763 Zero, six. 1393 01:04:23,897 --> 01:04:24,898 Romy, sweetheart, 1394 01:04:25,310 --> 01:04:27,167 I need you to get back from it, okay? 1395 01:04:27,267 --> 01:04:30,103 We've got an ambulance on the way, okay? 1396 01:04:30,236 --> 01:04:32,172 Everything will be okay, I promise you. 1397 01:04:37,944 --> 01:04:41,614 [siren wailing] 1398 01:04:45,518 --> 01:04:50,423 [heart monitor beeping] 1399 01:04:50,557 --> 01:04:52,920 [door creaks open] 1400 01:04:55,395 --> 01:04:56,629 - [Nurse] Just to let you know, 1401 01:04:56,763 --> 01:04:59,299 the surgeon's doing an emergency coronary angioplasty 1402 01:04:59,432 --> 01:05:01,234 to improve the blood supply to his heart. 1403 01:05:01,368 --> 01:05:04,700 If his condition stabilizes, she'll insert a stent. 1404 01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,271 - If? 1405 01:05:06,506 --> 01:05:08,274 - He's receiving the best medical care. 1406 01:05:10,143 --> 01:05:11,978 I'll keep you informed of any developments. 1407 01:05:12,112 --> 01:05:13,279 - [Jake] Thank you. 1408 01:05:15,615 --> 01:05:19,719 [phone vibrating] 1409 01:05:19,786 --> 01:05:20,787 - Hello? 1410 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:21,955 - Hey, Cal. It's Dawn. 1411 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:23,890 Uh, Dawn Higgins. - Hey. 1412 01:05:23,990 --> 01:05:25,625 - Look, it's probably nothing but, uh, 1413 01:05:25,759 --> 01:05:27,627 I saw Harry coming out the back of the Drovers earlier, 1414 01:05:27,761 --> 01:05:29,596 and I just-- he looked well shifty. 1415 01:05:29,729 --> 01:05:30,730 - What? 1416 01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:33,233 - I just thought you should know. 1417 01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:34,401 Oh-- 1418 01:05:40,730 --> 01:05:41,374 - Cal? 1419 01:05:42,308 --> 01:05:43,943 Cal! 1420 01:05:46,946 --> 01:05:49,149 [indistinct chatter and laughter] 1421 01:05:55,655 --> 01:05:58,124 - If my dad dies, you've got blood on your hands. 1422 01:05:58,224 --> 01:05:59,225 - Don't know what you're talking about, mate. 1423 01:05:59,292 --> 01:06:00,293 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1424 01:06:00,427 --> 01:06:02,195 - Get out of it, Wilf! - [Wilf] All right. 1425 01:06:02,328 --> 01:06:03,863 - When he saw the cellar had been vandalised, 1426 01:06:03,997 --> 01:06:05,799 he had a heart attack. 1427 01:06:07,634 --> 01:06:09,669 That beer was all we had. 1428 01:06:09,803 --> 01:06:11,338 And now he's fighting for his life, 1429 01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:13,106 lying on an operating table. 1430 01:06:15,141 --> 01:06:16,142 - I--I'm sorry, Cal. 1431 01:06:16,209 --> 01:06:17,210 But what's this got to do with me? 1432 01:06:17,344 --> 01:06:18,511 - Don't! 1433 01:06:20,447 --> 01:06:22,515 Someone saw you, Harry, 1434 01:06:22,649 --> 01:06:24,150 sneaking out the back of the pub. 1435 01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:25,652 - Is that true? 1436 01:06:25,785 --> 01:06:27,821 - Why? 1437 01:06:27,954 --> 01:06:28,955 You can't still be jealous. 1438 01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:30,230 Tell me why 1439 01:06:30,156 --> 01:06:31,524 I shouldn't press charges. - Cal-- 1440 01:06:31,658 --> 01:06:33,460 - Tell me why I shouldn't destroy your life 1441 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:34,694 like you destroyed ours. 1442 01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:36,229 - Cal, I've got a family-- - Tell me, Harry! 1443 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:38,640 - Pritchard paid me. 1444 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:39,499 - [Pritchard] He's drunk. 1445 01:06:39,632 --> 01:06:40,900 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 1446 01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:42,135 - You lying prick. 1447 01:06:42,235 --> 01:06:44,700 - Tread very carefully, Harry. 1448 01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:48,341 I had nothing to do with this. 1449 01:06:48,475 --> 01:06:50,410 I give you my word. 1450 01:06:50,543 --> 01:06:52,445 - See, the thing is, 1451 01:06:52,545 --> 01:06:54,247 we all know what your word is worth. 1452 01:06:55,982 --> 01:06:57,584 And while a lot of things have changed round here 1453 01:06:57,717 --> 01:07:00,720 whilst I've been gone, you... 1454 01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:02,389 you're just the same lying, 1455 01:07:02,522 --> 01:07:05,158 cheating little rat you have always been. 1456 01:07:08,895 --> 01:07:10,563 [footsteps receding] 1457 01:07:10,697 --> 01:07:12,332 [door creaks open] 1458 01:07:12,465 --> 01:07:15,100 - Abi, I had nothing to do-- - Don't. 1459 01:07:18,738 --> 01:07:23,610 [tense music builds up] 1460 01:07:23,743 --> 01:07:24,744 [car door bangs] 1461 01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:27,447 [car engine sputters] 1462 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:28,882 - [Abi] Cal! - Come on. 1463 01:07:29,150 --> 01:07:30,417 - Talk to me. 1464 01:07:30,550 --> 01:07:32,585 [frustrated strain] 1465 01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:34,254 Just let me take you. 1466 01:07:35,655 --> 01:07:40,627 [music continues] 1467 01:07:42,950 --> 01:07:44,197 - I was just starting to get to know him again. 1468 01:07:48,101 --> 01:07:50,437 Why do we always leave things until it's too late? 1469 01:07:51,504 --> 01:07:53,306 - It's not. 1470 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,442 [door creaks open] 1471 01:07:59,713 --> 01:08:00,814 - [whispers] Jake. 1472 01:08:02,148 --> 01:08:03,883 - I'm pleased to say your father's operation 1473 01:08:03,983 --> 01:08:06,219 was a success. 1474 01:08:06,319 --> 01:08:09,456 We're now going to move him down to the critical care ward. 1475 01:08:09,589 --> 01:08:10,924 - Thank you. 1476 01:08:17,263 --> 01:08:19,299 ♪ Our love has changed ♪ 1477 01:08:22,635 --> 01:08:25,238 ♪ It's not the same ♪ 1478 01:08:27,741 --> 01:08:30,577 ♪ And the only way to say it ♪ 1479 01:08:32,812 --> 01:08:34,848 - [Cal] This song brings back a lot of memories. 1480 01:08:34,981 --> 01:08:37,830 - Hey. - Hey. 1481 01:08:37,183 --> 01:08:39,190 Which one you looking at? 1482 01:08:39,152 --> 01:08:40,854 - I remember that night. 1483 01:08:40,987 --> 01:08:42,555 Like it was yesterday. - [short chuckle] 1484 01:08:42,655 --> 01:08:45,291 God, I was so nervous. 1485 01:08:45,425 --> 01:08:48,928 - I was a sucker for a guy with a guitar. 1486 01:08:49,290 --> 01:08:50,597 - Probably shouldn't have sold mine then. 1487 01:08:50,697 --> 01:08:53,333 ♪ All the time We spent together ♪ 1488 01:08:55,935 --> 01:08:57,303 - We look so young. 1489 01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:03,510 We look happy. 1490 01:09:03,643 --> 01:09:04,878 - We were. 1491 01:09:08,948 --> 01:09:10,517 I've wasted so much time. 1492 01:09:13,853 --> 01:09:15,755 I don't want to waste any more. 1493 01:09:30,603 --> 01:09:33,740 ♪ I think it's time That I reveal it ♪ 1494 01:09:34,674 --> 01:09:36,976 ♪ 'Cause I believe it ♪ 1495 01:09:39,446 --> 01:09:40,747 Morning. 1496 01:09:40,847 --> 01:09:41,848 - Morning. 1497 01:09:45,251 --> 01:09:46,419 [door opens] 1498 01:09:46,553 --> 01:09:49,456 - Uncle Cal, do you know... 1499 01:09:49,589 --> 01:09:51,758 Oh. Hello, miss. 1500 01:09:53,293 --> 01:09:54,694 - Hi, Romy. 1501 01:09:57,297 --> 01:09:58,298 [door creaks closing] 1502 01:09:58,431 --> 01:10:01,334 [both chuckling] 1503 01:10:01,468 --> 01:10:03,200 - We're so in trouble. 1504 01:10:08,174 --> 01:10:10,744 - Um, I'll leave this just here. 1505 01:10:10,844 --> 01:10:11,978 It's my homework. 1506 01:10:13,313 --> 01:10:15,181 On time. 1507 01:10:15,315 --> 01:10:16,483 It's love, by the way. 1508 01:10:16,616 --> 01:10:18,510 Not hate. 1509 01:10:18,184 --> 01:10:19,652 - What is? 1510 01:10:19,786 --> 01:10:21,287 - Romeo and Juliet. 1511 01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:30,530 Oh, don't fanny about. 1512 01:10:30,663 --> 01:10:31,998 That's the conclusion. 1513 01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:35,350 [door bangs] 1514 01:10:35,168 --> 01:10:37,370 [both chuckle] 1515 01:10:39,339 --> 01:10:42,175 - Yeah... 1516 01:10:42,308 --> 01:10:43,677 Uh-huh... 1517 01:10:45,879 --> 01:10:47,213 All right. 1518 01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:48,815 Okay, thank you. 1519 01:10:49,983 --> 01:10:51,818 - What'd they say? 1520 01:10:51,918 --> 01:10:53,987 - It doesn't matter that we've qualified for the finals. 1521 01:10:54,870 --> 01:10:55,388 They're not going to give us a business loan 1522 01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:56,756 for a new microbrewery. 1523 01:11:02,395 --> 01:11:04,330 - What about a crowdfunding page? 1524 01:11:04,431 --> 01:11:06,132 People raise thousands that way. 1525 01:11:06,232 --> 01:11:09,350 - We don't have enough time, miss. 1526 01:11:09,169 --> 01:11:10,904 - Yeah. 1527 01:11:11,370 --> 01:11:12,372 We need to start brewing by the end of the week 1528 01:11:12,505 --> 01:11:15,942 to even have a chance of having a beer ready on time. 1529 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,780 - [Jake] Forget about the competition. 1530 01:11:18,178 --> 01:11:19,179 It's over. 1531 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:20,680 We've run out of road. 1532 01:11:21,848 --> 01:11:23,750 The pub's not sustainable. 1533 01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:28,521 [poignant music] 1534 01:11:28,621 --> 01:11:31,524 [birds chirping] 1535 01:11:38,264 --> 01:11:40,400 [uplifting music] 1536 01:11:40,533 --> 01:11:42,469 [distant chatter] 1537 01:11:42,602 --> 01:11:43,903 - [Edith] All right, let's do this! 1538 01:11:45,372 --> 01:11:50,844 Gather round. [clears throat] 1539 01:11:50,944 --> 01:11:53,213 God gave us two hands. 1540 01:11:53,313 --> 01:11:56,216 One to help ourselves. 1541 01:11:56,316 --> 01:11:58,618 The second to help others. 1542 01:11:58,752 --> 01:12:00,286 - And we're here to help. 1543 01:12:02,255 --> 01:12:05,959 - I'm truly sorry for what I did. 1544 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,561 I want to help put things right. 1545 01:12:08,661 --> 01:12:10,960 So, we've had a chat, 1546 01:12:10,230 --> 01:12:14,300 and the village would like to buy you a new brewing kit. 1547 01:12:14,601 --> 01:12:19,572 [heartfelt music] 1548 01:12:22,676 --> 01:12:24,678 Pritchard was trying to persuade us to invest 1549 01:12:24,811 --> 01:12:27,147 in a racehorse syndicate. 1550 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:30,160 - But we'd rather invest close to home. 1551 01:12:30,150 --> 01:12:31,584 - There's six thousand five hundred 1552 01:12:31,685 --> 01:12:34,120 and four pounds there. 1553 01:12:34,254 --> 01:12:35,622 - I don't know what to say. 1554 01:12:35,755 --> 01:12:38,625 This is... this is so generous. 1555 01:12:38,758 --> 01:12:41,795 Thank you. All of you. 1556 01:12:41,928 --> 01:12:44,964 But um, you see to get a brewing kit 1557 01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:49,169 that's capable of producing the volume that we need... 1558 01:12:49,302 --> 01:12:51,304 you're looking at 15 grand. 1559 01:12:51,438 --> 01:12:53,139 - Fifteen? 1560 01:12:53,273 --> 01:12:54,841 - [Paxman] I'll make up the rest. 1561 01:12:56,676 --> 01:12:59,446 Pointless it gathering dust under me mattress. 1562 01:12:59,546 --> 01:13:02,716 - Paxman, that's almost nine grand. 1563 01:13:02,849 --> 01:13:06,519 - Eight thousand four hundred and ninety six to be exact. 1564 01:13:06,653 --> 01:13:07,787 - Why would you do that? 1565 01:13:07,887 --> 01:13:10,857 - I'm barred from every pub from Minehead to Mendip. 1566 01:13:10,990 --> 01:13:13,260 Where else am I gonna get a bloody pint? 1567 01:13:13,159 --> 01:13:14,861 [all laugh] - [man] Right, that's right. 1568 01:13:18,365 --> 01:13:21,401 [distant telephone ringing] 1569 01:13:21,534 --> 01:13:22,802 - Hey, Grandpa. 1570 01:13:22,902 --> 01:13:24,871 - Hello, sweetheart. 1571 01:13:26,973 --> 01:13:27,974 - How are you feeling? 1572 01:13:28,740 --> 01:13:29,943 - Much better. Ready to come home. 1573 01:13:31,745 --> 01:13:34,481 What the bloody hell have you come as? 1574 01:13:34,581 --> 01:13:36,160 Am I back on the morphine? 1575 01:13:36,149 --> 01:13:38,885 - We needed a compelling marketing story for the beer 1576 01:13:39,190 --> 01:13:41,121 that resonates with our family history. 1577 01:13:41,254 --> 01:13:42,856 - What, that we're all barking mad? 1578 01:13:42,989 --> 01:13:44,724 - That we're descendants of drovers. 1579 01:13:44,858 --> 01:13:47,927 - Dad, every successful brand has a story, 1580 01:13:48,610 --> 01:13:50,697 and ours goes back two hundred years. 1581 01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:53,233 - So we're going to take the traditional route to market 1582 01:13:53,366 --> 01:13:56,690 and show those CAMRA judges what we're all about. 1583 01:13:56,202 --> 01:13:58,905 - Your mother would be so proud of you two 1584 01:13:59,390 --> 01:14:00,707 coming together like this. 1585 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,876 - That's it. 1586 01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:06,346 That's what we should rename the beer to. 1587 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:10,417 ["While Away the Miles With You" by Marcus Bonfanti] 1588 01:14:10,550 --> 01:14:13,687 - [Jake] I feel like a medieval Uber driver. 1589 01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:18,191 ♪ To while away the miles With you ♪ 1590 01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:21,861 ♪ Wherever the road Leads us to ♪ 1591 01:14:22,929 --> 01:14:24,464 ♪ I'll sit back in my seat ♪ 1592 01:14:24,597 --> 01:14:27,701 ♪ Take the weight off my feet ♪ 1593 01:14:27,801 --> 01:14:29,469 - [Cal] This outfit suits you, you know? 1594 01:14:29,602 --> 01:14:31,705 - [Jake] We look like extras from Poldark. 1595 01:14:31,805 --> 01:14:33,740 ♪ The music, the money ♪ 1596 01:14:33,873 --> 01:14:35,475 - [Cal] Are we going to have to pay congestion charge? 1597 01:14:35,575 --> 01:14:36,576 - I don't know what the law is, 1598 01:14:36,710 --> 01:14:39,145 but I don't think we can ride in the dark. 1599 01:14:39,279 --> 01:14:40,880 I feel like we should have left a bit earlier. 1600 01:14:41,140 --> 01:14:43,216 - [Cal] Yeah, we didn't really think this through, did we? 1601 01:14:43,316 --> 01:14:44,718 - I hope these horses have got night vision, 1602 01:14:44,818 --> 01:14:46,386 'cause I can't see a bloody thing. 1603 01:14:48,388 --> 01:14:49,823 This must have been what it was like 1604 01:14:49,956 --> 01:14:53,126 for our ancestors, hundreds of years ago. 1605 01:14:54,828 --> 01:14:56,296 - Do you ever wish you were born back then? 1606 01:14:57,597 --> 01:14:58,765 Sometimes I think the simpler life 1607 01:14:58,898 --> 01:15:00,100 would have suited me better. 1608 01:15:01,670 --> 01:15:03,103 - Now you're forgetting the... the work houses, 1609 01:15:04,938 --> 01:15:07,307 debtors prisons... 1610 01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,776 public hangings... 1611 01:15:09,843 --> 01:15:10,844 potato famine. 1612 01:15:10,977 --> 01:15:12,479 - Apart from them. 1613 01:15:12,612 --> 01:15:14,800 - The clap, that was rife... 1614 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,749 - ****'s sake! 1615 01:15:16,282 --> 01:15:18,118 - Cholera. 1616 01:15:18,251 --> 01:15:20,353 Even a glass of water could have killed you. 1617 01:15:20,487 --> 01:15:21,588 - They would have thrown me into Bedlam 1618 01:15:21,688 --> 01:15:23,757 before you could say happy pill. 1619 01:15:23,857 --> 01:15:25,325 - You know I probably still would have ended up 1620 01:15:25,458 --> 01:15:27,627 married to a lunatic. 1621 01:15:27,761 --> 01:15:29,529 - Sorry about all that, man. 1622 01:15:31,831 --> 01:15:33,867 - I can see how she could leave me. 1623 01:15:37,837 --> 01:15:39,939 I can't understand how she could leave Romy. 1624 01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:42,842 - You're a great dad. 1625 01:15:45,979 --> 01:15:49,783 - Yeah, she's just pleased her Uncle Cal is here. 1626 01:15:49,883 --> 01:15:51,170 We all are. 1627 01:15:53,987 --> 01:15:55,889 - Love you, too. - I didn't say that. 1628 01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:57,657 [car rumbling] 1629 01:15:57,791 --> 01:16:00,226 [distant dog barking] 1630 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:03,196 - Well, Drovers seem to be making quite a stir 1631 01:16:03,296 --> 01:16:05,131 with the real ale community. 1632 01:16:05,198 --> 01:16:06,199 - [Cal] What's up, Instagram? 1633 01:16:06,332 --> 01:16:07,500 Here we are in the Big Smoke. 1634 01:16:07,634 --> 01:16:08,735 - What the hell are they thinking? 1635 01:16:08,835 --> 01:16:09,836 - [Wilf] They're saying they're following 1636 01:16:09,969 --> 01:16:12,205 a traditional route to market. 1637 01:16:12,339 --> 01:16:15,542 Yeah. They're getting loads of likes. 1638 01:16:15,675 --> 01:16:17,644 Oh, comments and shares. 1639 01:16:17,744 --> 01:16:20,213 - It's a Real Ale Awards, not a fancy dress competition. 1640 01:16:20,347 --> 01:16:22,349 - Just keep the beer flowing. 1641 01:16:22,482 --> 01:16:23,683 - Did you just like that? 1642 01:16:23,817 --> 01:16:26,219 - Not me. Me finger slipped. 1643 01:16:28,321 --> 01:16:33,326 [uplifting music] 1644 01:16:35,228 --> 01:16:36,730 - Afternoon. 1645 01:16:36,863 --> 01:16:38,865 - [passer-by] Hi. - [Cal] Drovers Arms, tag us! 1646 01:16:44,104 --> 01:16:47,941 [chatter] 1647 01:16:50,276 --> 01:16:51,578 - [Edith] Mm. 1648 01:16:53,513 --> 01:16:57,170 - Ah, God, this looks good. Where's the bar? 1649 01:16:57,117 --> 01:16:58,184 - Good afternoon. 1650 01:16:58,284 --> 01:17:02,922 Welcome to the 35th Great British CAMRA Real Ale Awards. 1651 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,910 Today for the first time ever, 1652 01:17:05,225 --> 01:17:08,428 two rival pubs from Birchbury, Somerset. 1653 01:17:08,561 --> 01:17:10,597 The Drovers Arms and the George Inn 1654 01:17:10,730 --> 01:17:13,833 will be competing against each other to be crowned 1655 01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:17,137 Champion Beer of Britain Award winner. 1656 01:17:17,270 --> 01:17:18,905 Well, in a small village like yours, 1657 01:17:19,390 --> 01:17:21,274 I imagine rivalries run deep. 1658 01:17:21,408 --> 01:17:22,609 Is this something of a grudge match? 1659 01:17:22,742 --> 01:17:23,743 - One that goes all the way back 1660 01:17:23,877 --> 01:17:26,279 to the Pitchfork Rebellion of 1685. 1661 01:17:26,413 --> 01:17:28,648 - Uh, yeah. Edward Pritchard's ancestors 1662 01:17:28,782 --> 01:17:30,830 were loyal to the crown, but peasants like us 1663 01:17:30,216 --> 01:17:31,551 said bollocks to the bluebloods. 1664 01:17:31,651 --> 01:17:33,219 - Yeah, and give it to the posh knobheads. 1665 01:17:33,353 --> 01:17:34,788 - Yeah, yeah, and that's exactly 1666 01:17:34,921 --> 01:17:36,556 what we're going to do again today. 1667 01:17:36,656 --> 01:17:38,258 - Yeah! 1668 01:17:38,391 --> 01:17:39,626 - Who are ya?! 1669 01:17:39,759 --> 01:17:41,261 - [shouting in unison] Who are ya?! Who are ya?! 1670 01:17:41,361 --> 01:17:42,395 Who are ya?! 1671 01:17:42,495 --> 01:17:46,466 Who are ya?! Who are ya?! Who are ya?! 1672 01:17:46,599 --> 01:17:49,135 - Obviously this competition means an awful lot 1673 01:17:49,269 --> 01:17:51,104 to the good people of Somerset. 1674 01:17:51,237 --> 01:17:52,605 Back to you in the studio. 1675 01:17:52,739 --> 01:17:54,507 - It's not just a competition. 1676 01:17:54,641 --> 01:17:57,143 Beer has played a crucial and underrated role 1677 01:17:57,277 --> 01:17:58,945 in the propagation of our species. 1678 01:17:59,790 --> 01:18:00,146 - In what way, Paxman? 1679 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:03,416 - By helping ugly people have *** since 32 BC. 1680 01:18:03,516 --> 01:18:05,852 [Mick laughing] 1681 01:18:05,985 --> 01:18:07,954 - [Jake] This thing go a little faster? 1682 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,590 Oh, all right, you're a bit close, mate. 1683 01:18:10,657 --> 01:18:11,658 - Where the hell are they? 1684 01:18:11,791 --> 01:18:13,326 They were meant to be here an hour ago. 1685 01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,561 - You got maps on your phone? 1686 01:18:14,694 --> 01:18:15,929 I don't know where we're going. 1687 01:18:16,290 --> 01:18:18,331 It's like a wardrobe on wheels. 1688 01:18:18,431 --> 01:18:19,632 Sorry, sorry, cheers, sorry. - Thank you. 1689 01:18:19,699 --> 01:18:20,734 Sorry. 1690 01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:22,335 - Come on, come on! 1691 01:18:22,469 --> 01:18:23,937 - How long we got? 1692 01:18:24,370 --> 01:18:25,505 - Uh, 20 minutes. 1693 01:18:25,638 --> 01:18:26,940 - [PA] This is your final call-- 1694 01:18:27,730 --> 01:18:29,342 - No. Keeps going to voicemail. 1695 01:18:29,476 --> 01:18:31,378 They haven't posted for ages either. 1696 01:18:31,511 --> 01:18:34,214 - When they fail to win anything and the pub gets repossessed, 1697 01:18:34,347 --> 01:18:37,450 I'm going to buy it at auction and just leave it empty. 1698 01:18:37,584 --> 01:18:38,885 - Why would you do that? 1699 01:18:39,190 --> 01:18:40,453 - So when those turncoats get thirsty 1700 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:41,521 and come knocking at my door, 1701 01:18:41,654 --> 01:18:42,856 I can tell them all with great pleasure 1702 01:18:42,989 --> 01:18:44,224 they're barred. 1703 01:18:44,357 --> 01:18:45,859 - Looking for signs for Olympia. 1704 01:18:45,992 --> 01:18:47,494 [car horn blaring] The horses know we're lost. 1705 01:18:47,627 --> 01:18:49,162 - Yeah we've gone the wrong way. 1706 01:18:49,896 --> 01:18:50,997 - There's still no sign of them, eh? 1707 01:18:51,131 --> 01:18:52,132 - No I checked the car park. 1708 01:18:52,232 --> 01:18:54,000 - Of course, you did. 1709 01:18:54,134 --> 01:18:55,702 - They better hurry up. 1710 01:18:55,835 --> 01:18:57,871 Judges are going to start tasting soon. 1711 01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,739 - That is like a hug in a glass. 1712 01:18:59,839 --> 01:19:00,840 That is rich. 1713 01:19:00,974 --> 01:19:02,420 It has caramel notes. 1714 01:19:02,175 --> 01:19:04,711 It's really, um, arousing. 1715 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,414 - Yeah, that's what it is. 1716 01:19:07,547 --> 01:19:08,581 - Sign. Olympia. There it is. 1717 01:19:08,715 --> 01:19:10,830 There, there, there. - I see there. 1718 01:19:10,216 --> 01:19:12,385 - Excitement is mounting as we wait 1719 01:19:12,519 --> 01:19:15,755 for the results of the Champion British Beer of the year. 1720 01:19:15,889 --> 01:19:18,580 I have alongside me the two-time 1721 01:19:18,191 --> 01:19:20,427 Supreme Beer of Britain winner, 1722 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,762 Edward Pritchard of Pritchard's Brewery. 1723 01:19:22,896 --> 01:19:24,364 Do you think you can be the first brewer 1724 01:19:24,497 --> 01:19:25,732 to win the triple crown? 1725 01:19:25,865 --> 01:19:28,680 - Let's just say I'm looking forward to making history. 1726 01:19:29,436 --> 01:19:32,339 - Excuse me; you can't park a vehicle here. 1727 01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:35,800 - Well, that's not a vehicle, mate. 1728 01:19:35,108 --> 01:19:36,776 It's a horse. 1729 01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:38,712 - That is a master class in balance. 1730 01:19:38,845 --> 01:19:40,460 The bitterness, the sweetness. 1731 01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:41,481 It's like walking a tightrope. 1732 01:19:41,614 --> 01:19:43,583 There's a sense of danger. - Yes, yes, yes. 1733 01:19:43,717 --> 01:19:46,520 But there's also a sense of safety in there, too. 1734 01:19:46,186 --> 01:19:47,354 Like, if I fell, 1735 01:19:47,454 --> 01:19:48,922 I know there's a bunch of firemen 1736 01:19:49,550 --> 01:19:51,240 waiting to catch me with their big trampoline. 1737 01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:52,359 - My thoughts exactly. 1738 01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:54,661 A massive trampoline. 1739 01:19:54,794 --> 01:19:56,663 Massive firemen. - Massive firemen. 1740 01:19:56,763 --> 01:19:58,980 [door opens] 1741 01:19:58,798 --> 01:19:59,899 - [Cal] Sorry. 1742 01:20:01,601 --> 01:20:04,471 - Drovers Arms. You're late. 1743 01:20:04,571 --> 01:20:05,572 What held you up? 1744 01:20:05,705 --> 01:20:06,906 Highwaymen? 1745 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:08,208 - No, we got lost. 1746 01:20:08,274 --> 01:20:09,275 Okay, we got really lost 1747 01:20:09,409 --> 01:20:11,111 and then we woke up late this morning 1748 01:20:11,211 --> 01:20:13,460 and the horses needed water and... 1749 01:20:13,113 --> 01:20:14,114 just a little bit nervous. 1750 01:20:14,247 --> 01:20:16,549 Do you mind if I just... 1751 01:20:16,683 --> 01:20:19,386 [gulping] 1752 01:20:19,486 --> 01:20:20,553 Oh, that's really nice, that is. 1753 01:20:20,653 --> 01:20:22,880 - Shut up. 1754 01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:24,570 - Technically, you-- 1755 01:20:24,157 --> 01:20:26,993 - Technically, you're disqualified. 1756 01:20:27,930 --> 01:20:28,940 If we bend the rules for you, 1757 01:20:28,228 --> 01:20:30,630 we have to bend them for everyone else. 1758 01:20:31,631 --> 01:20:35,435 - Um, we know that your time is precious, 1759 01:20:35,568 --> 01:20:38,171 but know we've--we've come a long way both emotionally 1760 01:20:38,304 --> 01:20:41,307 and geographically to brew this for you. 1761 01:20:41,441 --> 01:20:44,444 And yeah, we might have fallen a bit flat, 1762 01:20:44,577 --> 01:20:46,613 but this beer hasn't. 1763 01:20:46,746 --> 01:20:48,448 It's good. 1764 01:20:48,581 --> 01:20:50,417 It's really bloody good. 1765 01:21:00,927 --> 01:21:03,797 [happy chatter] 1766 01:21:05,465 --> 01:21:07,330 - He may be dressed like a pauper, 1767 01:21:07,167 --> 01:21:08,802 but are you ready to live like one? 1768 01:21:08,935 --> 01:21:10,403 - Cal may not be a millionaire, 1769 01:21:10,503 --> 01:21:12,339 but at least he's not morally bankrupt. 1770 01:21:14,274 --> 01:21:15,475 - [Cal] Prat. 1771 01:21:22,182 --> 01:21:26,820 - Mmm, that is disappointing, Jeremy. 1772 01:21:26,953 --> 01:21:28,521 - It's too immature. 1773 01:21:28,655 --> 01:21:30,357 - I don't think it knows what it is yet. 1774 01:21:30,490 --> 01:21:31,725 - Yeah, at the same time, it's too much. 1775 01:21:31,858 --> 01:21:33,293 - Mm. - I like jam. 1776 01:21:33,393 --> 01:21:34,761 I don't want to be chased by wasps. 1777 01:21:34,894 --> 01:21:36,396 - Exactly. It's--it's, um... 1778 01:21:36,496 --> 01:21:37,497 It's... 1779 01:21:37,630 --> 01:21:39,332 - Shite. - That's what it is. 1780 01:21:39,466 --> 01:21:41,401 It's officially shite. 1781 01:21:41,501 --> 01:21:42,502 - [announcer's voice] Could all competitors 1782 01:21:42,635 --> 01:21:44,637 please go to the awards area. 1783 01:21:44,738 --> 01:21:47,307 The prize ceremony is about to commence. 1784 01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:56,916 [all clapping] 1785 01:21:57,500 --> 01:21:58,251 [Wilf laughing] 1786 01:22:01,421 --> 01:22:03,723 - Good afternoon, everyone. 1787 01:22:03,857 --> 01:22:06,893 We are gathered today to acknowledge the very best 1788 01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:09,929 in the British brewing world. 1789 01:22:10,630 --> 01:22:12,332 - Yes, those wizards of the wort, 1790 01:22:12,432 --> 01:22:15,568 the malt magicians who turn water into wonderment 1791 01:22:15,702 --> 01:22:17,737 and hops into happiness! 1792 01:22:17,871 --> 01:22:20,730 - Yay! 1793 01:22:20,206 --> 01:22:21,741 - So without further ado, 1794 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:25,211 this year's Champion Beer of Britain winners are... 1795 01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:27,470 In the Golden category, 1796 01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:29,449 Pint of No Return, Ironwood Ales. 1797 01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:34,587 [applause] [gentle music] 1798 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:45,699 - In the Bitter category, Best Bitter... 1799 01:22:45,799 --> 01:22:46,866 Hoppy-Go-Lucky, 1800 01:22:46,966 --> 01:22:48,100 Pritchard's Brewery. - Yay! 1801 01:22:48,134 --> 01:22:50,303 - Come on. Yes! 1802 01:22:51,538 --> 01:22:52,806 - Smug git. 1803 01:22:54,641 --> 01:22:55,942 - Thank you. 1804 01:23:00,213 --> 01:23:03,550 - Strong Bitter, Village Idiot, Barley There Brewery. 1805 01:23:03,683 --> 01:23:05,618 [applause] 1806 01:23:05,752 --> 01:23:08,655 Speciality, Hopmen of the Apocalypse, 1807 01:23:08,788 --> 01:23:09,989 Bingham's Brewery. 1808 01:23:10,123 --> 01:23:11,891 [applause] 1809 01:23:11,991 --> 01:23:15,395 Stouts--Malt Fiction, Grumpy Geezer Ales! 1810 01:23:15,495 --> 01:23:19,766 [applause] 1811 01:23:19,899 --> 01:23:22,680 - And in the Mild category... 1812 01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:27,674 - Mother's Pride, 1813 01:23:27,807 --> 01:23:29,342 The Drovers Arms Brewery! 1814 01:23:29,476 --> 01:23:31,411 [applause] 1815 01:23:31,511 --> 01:23:33,446 - Yes, get in! 1816 01:23:35,150 --> 01:23:36,160 [Romy chuckles] 1817 01:23:37,984 --> 01:23:39,619 - We couldn't have done this without you, mate. 1818 01:23:41,521 --> 01:23:44,624 - [chuckling] Oh, well done. 1819 01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:46,493 Well done, my darling. 1820 01:23:48,361 --> 01:23:53,333 [applause continues] 1821 01:23:54,701 --> 01:23:55,869 - Chuffed! 1822 01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,772 - Well, congratulations to all our winners 1823 01:23:58,872 --> 01:24:02,208 and heartfelt sympathies to all our losers. 1824 01:24:02,342 --> 01:24:07,313 But there can only be one supreme champion today. 1825 01:24:07,447 --> 01:24:10,483 Our judges were unanimous in their voting. 1826 01:24:10,617 --> 01:24:13,453 Everyone agreed that the appearance, 1827 01:24:13,553 --> 01:24:18,158 the aroma and the flavour of this beer were truly unique. 1828 01:24:18,291 --> 01:24:20,293 - So it is with great satisfaction 1829 01:24:20,393 --> 01:24:21,528 to award this year's 1830 01:24:21,661 --> 01:24:24,531 Supreme Champion Beer of Britain Award... 1831 01:24:27,734 --> 01:24:28,735 to The Drovers Arms, 1832 01:24:28,868 --> 01:24:30,637 for their mild ale, Mother's Pride. 1833 01:24:30,737 --> 01:24:32,339 [wild applause] 1834 01:24:32,472 --> 01:24:33,840 [Jake laughs] 1835 01:24:35,809 --> 01:24:37,430 - That's amazing. 1836 01:24:41,748 --> 01:24:43,183 - Well, that was light work. 1837 01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:47,870 - Um, first of all, 1838 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:48,988 we need to thank the Drovers Army. 1839 01:24:49,890 --> 01:24:50,357 [all cheering] 1840 01:24:50,490 --> 01:24:52,492 - We love you. 1841 01:24:52,592 --> 01:24:55,829 - You guys, you... you know what you did 1842 01:24:55,929 --> 01:24:59,650 and it won't be forgotten. 1843 01:24:59,199 --> 01:25:04,237 Secondly, every art form needs a source of inspiration 1844 01:25:04,371 --> 01:25:06,973 and brewing is no different. 1845 01:25:07,730 --> 01:25:10,777 - Mother's Pride is bold, authentic, 1846 01:25:10,910 --> 01:25:14,800 daring and full of heart. 1847 01:25:14,214 --> 01:25:16,249 Our mum was all of those things 1848 01:25:16,383 --> 01:25:18,718 and that is why we're dedicating this 1849 01:25:18,852 --> 01:25:21,540 and our beer to her. 1850 01:25:21,187 --> 01:25:22,555 - We're just sorry that she couldn't be here 1851 01:25:22,689 --> 01:25:25,358 to sink a pint with us today. 1852 01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:26,626 Thank you. - Thanks. 1853 01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:29,629 [applause] 1854 01:25:29,763 --> 01:25:35,635 [heartfelt music] 1855 01:25:35,769 --> 01:25:37,904 - There is no conspiracy, Edward. 1856 01:25:38,380 --> 01:25:39,739 The fact is, Hoppy-Go-Lucky 1857 01:25:39,873 --> 01:25:42,275 was not as good as your previous offerings. 1858 01:25:42,409 --> 01:25:44,477 - Maybe you should focus on making beer 1859 01:25:44,611 --> 01:25:46,579 rather than making history. 1860 01:25:46,713 --> 01:25:47,881 - You're going to regret this. 1861 01:25:49,916 --> 01:25:51,317 - Not as much as you. 1862 01:25:51,451 --> 01:25:53,653 You are barred from these awards. 1863 01:25:53,787 --> 01:25:57,230 - Oh please, Pritchard's Brewery is the awards. 1864 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:00,560 Come on, let's go. 1865 01:26:00,694 --> 01:26:03,430 - Oh, sod off, you twat, and go and brew some cider. 1866 01:26:03,563 --> 01:26:05,899 [upbeat music] 1867 01:26:05,999 --> 01:26:08,601 [indistinct chatter] 1868 01:26:08,735 --> 01:26:11,604 - Everyone, this is David Schumer. 1869 01:26:11,738 --> 01:26:13,306 - Congratulations. 1870 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:16,643 - He's a leading craft beer investor. 1871 01:26:18,311 --> 01:26:21,514 - I can see you're talented and passionate about brewing. 1872 01:26:21,648 --> 01:26:22,949 You've done a great job on social media 1873 01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:24,484 building your brand. 1874 01:26:25,752 --> 01:26:27,587 My expertise is financial. 1875 01:26:27,687 --> 01:26:30,123 I run profitable and successful breweries 1876 01:26:30,256 --> 01:26:32,292 and I'd like to do that with you. 1877 01:26:32,425 --> 01:26:34,270 - So how much you offering? 1878 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:37,297 - [scoffs] It will be a considerable investment 1879 01:26:37,430 --> 01:26:40,133 to reach a much wider consumer base. 1880 01:26:40,266 --> 01:26:41,835 - I mean that sounds great, 1881 01:26:41,968 --> 01:26:45,338 but, um, well, this is a community beer. 1882 01:26:45,472 --> 01:26:47,474 - Mm-hmm. - Brewed in the village. 1883 01:26:47,607 --> 01:26:48,708 - Owned by the village. 1884 01:26:48,842 --> 01:26:51,811 - So we have to run it past our partners first. 1885 01:26:51,911 --> 01:26:54,147 - Sure. When--when can I meet them? 1886 01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:57,684 - Uh, well, how about now? 1887 01:26:58,952 --> 01:27:00,687 - Cheers! 1888 01:27:02,122 --> 01:27:03,723 - [singing] ♪ Pack up all you need ♪ 1889 01:27:03,857 --> 01:27:06,590 ♪ And pick up what you can ♪ 1890 01:27:06,192 --> 01:27:10,897 ♪ Stay close to me And try to understand ♪ 1891 01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:15,635 ♪ It won't be Like this forever ♪ 1892 01:27:15,735 --> 01:27:19,172 ♪ We'll get through this Together ♪ 1893 01:27:19,305 --> 01:27:21,408 ♪ Gotta let go, gotta move on ♪ 1894 01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:23,677 ♪ Gonna ride out of here ♪ 1895 01:27:23,810 --> 01:27:25,879 ♪ So long, the time's come ♪ 1896 01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:28,915 ♪ To face our fear ♪ 1897 01:27:29,490 --> 01:27:33,319 - [all singing] ♪ Searching for the shining light ♪ 1898 01:27:33,420 --> 01:27:37,791 ♪ Searching it's gonna be All right ♪ 1899 01:27:37,924 --> 01:27:39,926 ♪ We'll find a better life ♪ 1900 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:43,960 ♪ We'll find a better life ♪ 1901 01:27:49,669 --> 01:27:52,380 [Paxman laughing] 1902 01:28:03,983 --> 01:28:05,785 - [singing] ♪ Gotta let go, gotta move on ♪ 1903 01:28:05,919 --> 01:28:08,288 ♪ Gonna ride out of here ♪ 1904 01:28:08,421 --> 01:28:10,290 ♪ So long, the time's come ♪ 1905 01:28:10,423 --> 01:28:13,393 ♪ To face our fear ♪ 1906 01:28:13,526 --> 01:28:17,831 - [all singing] ♪ Searching For the shining light ♪ 1907 01:28:17,964 --> 01:28:22,235 ♪ Searching it's gonna be All right ♪ 1908 01:28:22,369 --> 01:28:24,304 ♪ We'll find a better life ♪ 1909 01:28:24,437 --> 01:28:27,207 ♪ We'll find a better life ♪ 1910 01:28:27,974 --> 01:28:29,743 - Whoo! 1911 01:28:29,876 --> 01:28:31,277 - Let me hear you say! 1912 01:28:31,411 --> 01:28:35,615 ♪ Searching for the Shining light ♪ 1913 01:28:35,749 --> 01:28:39,886 ♪ Searching it's gonna be All right ♪ 1914 01:28:39,986 --> 01:28:42,389 ♪ We'll find a better life ♪ 1915 01:28:42,489 --> 01:28:44,891 ♪ We'll find a better life ♪ 1916 01:28:47,394 --> 01:28:49,229 [all cheering] 1917 01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:54,667 - Thank you! 1918 01:28:56,136 --> 01:28:59,720 [cheering continues, fades] 1919 01:29:03,243 --> 01:29:07,747 [car horn honking] 1920 01:29:07,814 --> 01:29:08,815 [car horn blaring] 1921 01:29:08,948 --> 01:29:10,884 - Hey! Bloody motorists! 1922 01:29:10,984 --> 01:29:12,919 I'm trying to save the planet! 1923 01:29:17,590 --> 01:29:19,192 Oh, shit. 1924 01:29:19,325 --> 01:29:23,290 ["Under the Same Sun" performed by Jake Jefferson Field] 1925 01:29:28,201 --> 01:29:30,503 ♪ We can hold it together ♪ 1926 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:34,474 ♪ We can hold it as one ♪ 1927 01:29:36,543 --> 01:29:40,347 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder Under the same sun ♪ 1928 01:29:44,170 --> 01:29:46,553 ♪ We can hold it together ♪ 1929 01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:50,457 ♪ We can hold it as one ♪ 1930 01:29:52,392 --> 01:29:56,363 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder Under the same sun ♪ 1931 01:30:00,330 --> 01:30:02,869 ♪ In a quiet revolution ♪ 1932 01:30:03,970 --> 01:30:06,673 ♪ There's an unbroken light ♪ 1933 01:30:07,874 --> 01:30:10,643 ♪ Calling us Through the silence ♪ 1934 01:30:11,811 --> 01:30:14,180 ♪ And it guides us Through the night ♪ 1935 01:30:15,749 --> 01:30:18,551 ♪ When hope is a memory ♪ 1936 01:30:19,886 --> 01:30:22,889 ♪ And the weight Is hard to bear ♪ 1937 01:30:23,757 --> 01:30:26,526 ♪ So long as you're with me ♪ 1938 01:30:26,659 --> 01:30:30,864 ♪ Every burden we can share ♪ 1939 01:30:31,631 --> 01:30:34,401 ♪ We can hold it together ♪ 1940 01:30:35,602 --> 01:30:37,904 ♪ We can hold it as one ♪ 1941 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,677 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder Under the same sun ♪ 1942 01:30:47,580 --> 01:30:50,283 ♪ We can hold it together ♪ 1943 01:30:51,584 --> 01:30:54,254 ♪ We can hold it as one ♪ 1944 01:30:55,955 --> 01:30:59,893 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder Under the same sun ♪ 1945 01:31:03,863 --> 01:31:06,366 ♪ When honesty is stripped away ♪ 1946 01:31:07,634 --> 01:31:09,969 ♪ By the powers that be ♪ 1947 01:31:11,404 --> 01:31:14,174 ♪ We'll come together In our hardship ♪ 1948 01:31:15,408 --> 01:31:17,944 ♪ Let kinder hearts Take the lead ♪ 1949 01:31:19,145 --> 01:31:22,415 ♪ A simple spark In the shadows ♪ 1950 01:31:23,383 --> 01:31:25,819 ♪ Lights up the darkest sky ♪ 1951 01:31:27,287 --> 01:31:30,590 ♪ Let your hand reach out To me, my darling ♪ 1952 01:31:31,324 --> 01:31:35,610 ♪ And together we will rise ♪ 1953 01:31:35,161 --> 01:31:37,564 ♪ We can hold it together ♪ 1954 01:31:39,132 --> 01:31:41,835 ♪ We can hold it as one ♪ 1955 01:31:43,603 --> 01:31:47,507 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder Under the same sun ♪ 1956 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,440 ♪ (Shoulder to shoulder Under the same sun) ♪ 1957 01:31:51,144 --> 01:31:54,948 ♪ We can hold it together ♪ 1958 01:31:55,810 --> 01:31:58,852 ♪ We can hold it as one (We can hold it as one) ♪ 1959 01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:03,356 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder Under the same sun ♪ 1960 01:32:03,490 --> 01:32:07,127 ♪ Shoulder to shoulder Under the same sun ♪ 1961 01:32:07,260 --> 01:32:12,232 [♪ ♪ ♪] 1962 01:32:19,105 --> 01:32:22,942 ♪ We can hold it as one (We can hold it as one) ♪ 1963 01:32:23,430 --> 01:32:28,480 [♪ ♪ ♪] 1964 01:32:41,127 --> 01:32:42,128 [music fades]