1 00:00:15,150 --> 00:00:19,652 Political turmoil escalated again today across Central Europe and South Asia, 2 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:24,190 with several more outbreaks of violence being directly attributed to new features 3 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:29,396 released in limited beta form last week on social media platform, Traam. 4 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,532 Traam founder, Venis Parish, has pledged 5 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,402 his company will act with all due consideration 6 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,538 before launching the final release version of the new tools 7 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:41,207 to its four billion users globally. 8 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,528 Oh, shit. I typed-- 9 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:07,467 For the launch announce. It's so dumb. "****" but with two U's. 10 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,802 Oops. 11 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,405 - "Fuuck." - It's funny, right? 12 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,574 That's... that's ****ing funny. 13 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:17,770 Shall I put that? 14 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:20,146 We can launch the full-fat product globally 15 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:23,316 and just be like, "Fuuck" with two U's? 16 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,153 - What about with, like, three U's? - I don't know. I like two. 17 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,389 Yeah, no, two... two is genius. 18 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:38,965 Boom! 19 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:45,972 I just launched a raft of new content tools 20 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,674 that are gonna make the ****ing printing press 21 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:52,245 look like pre-cum and announced it like, "Fuuck." 22 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:57,117 What? 23 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:01,788 I... I just think given what we're putting out into the world, 24 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,491 - if we don't have the AI to help us-- - Censor? 25 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,593 No, to help manage and mitigate. 26 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:09,950 I mean, right now, you have the White House, 27 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:12,599 but that changes, plug gets pulled and we death spiral. 28 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:17,637 Okay, fine, you can tell Janine and the board that I will talk to Jeff 29 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,273 - about his amazing AI... - Thank you. 30 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,976 ...so they can stop freaking out. It's very boring. 31 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:28,982 Let's get some nice, little plinths for the whiskeys. Little whiskey plinths. 32 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,984 - Have these been pre-pitted? - Yes. 33 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,190 Which means that some little greasy monster 34 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:34,854 from Whole Foods has had his little fingers in them, 35 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:38,191 and I don't like that. Hold on, one second. Hello? 36 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,795 Dude! So, I'm coming to poker, 37 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,630 if... if you can accommodate. 38 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:48,702 Ven-- You're-- Absolutely. That's awesome. 39 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:52,472 Yeah, man, hungry for the hang. And Jeff is coming? 40 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,975 Yeah, Jeff's coming, if that's okay. 41 00:02:55,975 --> 00:03:00,647 Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's great. New place, yeah? 42 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:03,483 Yep, new place. This is-- Can't wait for you to see it. 43 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,719 Okay, man. Sounds good. I gotta run. I gotta run. See ya later. 44 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,200 Yeah, copy that. 45 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:15,862 - Soups. - Jeff. Just a heads up, Ven is coming. 46 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:21,701 Yeah? Fine. That's... that's great. 47 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:25,438 - Yeah? You cool? Brewsters back on? - Soups, I'm-- 48 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:27,440 - If he's cool, I'm cool. - 'Cause, obviously-- You know. 49 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,577 - It'd be good to see him, so-- - All right. 50 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,246 - Soon, Soups. - See you soon. 51 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:36,783 You happy? 52 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,120 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, 53 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:46,593 it's 36 hours of dark roasts with my best buds. I... I'm happy. 54 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:52,198 Obviously, from my POV, you dropping the news 55 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:56,936 that you're going to a **** party in Mexico is sub-optimal. 56 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,105 - Okay, I really don't like how your... - But I'm dealing with it. 57 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:02,275 ...anxiety manifests itself, Jeff. Okay? 58 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:06,413 And just because people have *** at a party doesn't mean it's a *** party. 59 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,148 I... I think it's exactly what it means. 60 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:09,482 Yes? 61 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:14,540 Randy? Just so you know, Ven is in. Original Brewsters are go! 62 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:20,160 Okay, good. That's great news, Souperman. I am en route, but I am in meetings, so... 63 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,562 - Copy. - Okay. Bye-bye. 64 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:30,637 Yes. So, I've got everything, and I've reviewed. 65 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:36,609 But is everything in order? Because my previous medical team were-- 66 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:41,348 Well, I prefer the unfashionable Victorian taxonomy, 67 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:45,318 oaf, simpleton, imbecile, moron. 68 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:49,756 Dr. Tofler was certainly an oaf, very likely a simpleton. 69 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,625 I know, James. But... 70 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,797 in terms of the facts, the diagnosis... 71 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:06,639 - we all agree. There is no cure, per se. - I don't believe you. 72 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,977 But with good care, 73 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:16,316 you're looking at certainly five, probably ten, maybe 15 years, before-- 74 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:20,387 You're not a very intelligent person, are you, Doctor Phipps? 75 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,658 All the things we can do, 76 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:30,630 and we can't fix one tiny, little piece of gristle inside of me? 77 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:32,966 Incorrect. 78 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:54,540 Sayonara, team! "No droids in the cantina," enjoy the bunkhouse! 79 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,523 Do better! 80 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:20,380 I just want him to be comfortable. And he's the richest man in the world, 81 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,248 so, you know, he has a high threshold. 82 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:25,785 So, yeah. I think, Venis takes mine here, the master. 83 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:28,355 - And I go guest. Yeah? - You relocate? 84 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,590 Yeah, yeah, it's nothing. Just expunge me from here 85 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:34,461 and I hop over to Guest One. And we down-low that information. 86 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,798 Not because it's humiliating. Just because it's boring. Thanks, P. 87 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,680 Your first guest has arrived, Randall Garrett. 88 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:46,272 Cool. Great. Tell him I'm coming. Can't wait to see that ***hole. 89 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:49,376 Just be a moment. Just quickly see something. 90 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:52,912 "Slowzo. Welcome to Slowzo. 91 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,490 Not just a meditation tool. It's a lifestyle super-app." 92 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:59,986 "The cool thing about jumping in with a bill--" 93 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:04,758 "Dropping a bill of chunk. A chunk o' bill. A b-nut." 94 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:10,960 "Popping a b-nut. If you bust a b-nut into this app, 95 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,432 it will give birth to a unicorn." 96 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:16,569 Human rights workers in Libya say, they believe there is a direct link... 97 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,104 - No. - ...between the violence being unleashed 98 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:22,642 on migrants and deepfakes generated using new content creation tools 99 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:26,790 unlocked last week by social media giant Traam. 100 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:30,316 One expert claimed today's release of additional features globally 101 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,652 was like pouring gasoline on a-- 102 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:33,953 Shut up. 103 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:08,655 Hello! Is the owner of this terrible monstrosity home? 104 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,994 Rand-O. Papa Bear. 105 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:23,903 - Dark Money Gandalf in the flesh. - Jeffrey. My love. How is your heartrate? 106 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,541 - Seventy-three. - I have a sleep score of 80. 107 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:32,212 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Oh, no. 108 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,140 - The Brewsters are crowing! - Yeah. 109 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,815 ****-a-brewdle-doo! 110 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,186 All right, come on in, come on in, come on in. 111 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,322 - Look at this ****ing place, Souperman. - Right? Thank you. 112 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,324 - Wow. - No, no, no, I... I just said look at it. 113 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,392 No compliment implied. 114 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,160 Yeah, it was an incredible value proposition. 115 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,596 Had to shoot a few puppies to get Mountainhead ready for the weekend, 116 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,431 - but, you know. - Mountainhead? 117 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:54,167 - Yeah. - Like, "Fountainhead" Mountainhead? 118 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:57,700 Was your interior decorator Ayn Bland? 119 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:02,876 Oh, my gosh, here we go. All right. You see Nikkei is suspending? 120 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,278 - Oh, yes, and so it begins. - Right? 121 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:09,215 No, Randy loves this shit. You rubbing your hands in glee or anticipation? 122 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,284 - Change. - Change? 123 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,688 Change. Things can't get any worse for the working man, Jeff. 124 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:18,391 Really? What do you think the minimum wage is in South Sudan? 125 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,428 It's-- Come on. What's the square footage? 126 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,463 Twenty-one thou. 127 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:27,767 Construction tripled, but I'm like, you know what, quality is quality. 128 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,370 Yeah. I mean, you only build a pedophile lair once, 129 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,105 so you gotta get it right. 130 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,240 No, seriously, make those kids happy, buddy. 131 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,910 - Are you guys seeing this? - Jesus. 132 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:40,146 Panic buying in Tokyo? Shanghai might suspend. 133 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,416 The Japanese are freaking out about nothing again. 134 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:48,121 Right. No, seriously, Soups, man, this place is just ****ing ugly. 135 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,623 Like... like, really, just like, objectively... 136 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,292 - Yeah. - ...a terrible design. 137 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:56,563 What exactly are the objective criteria for aesthetic judgment, Jeff? 138 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,633 That's true. I did meet your first wife, so... 139 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,672 - And I ****ed your girlfriend. - Oh, wow! 140 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,975 - I'm sorry. That's not-- Just nasty. - Nice. 141 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,344 So, seriously, Jeff, you're making crazy dollar. 142 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,813 Yeah, I mean, dude, you know, you build the great AI 143 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,982 - and then let the AI do everything else. - Yeah. 144 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,751 A lot of opportunities in this ****ing shitshow 145 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,352 if you know what you're doing. 146 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,326 - And you know Venis is coming? - Yeah, yeah, I know Venis is coming. 147 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:30,960 It's-- I'm excited, I'm excited to see him. 148 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,332 - Are you? Excited? - Yes. 149 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,502 You guys think a couple words on a podcast are really gonna bump us? 150 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:36,803 I'm worried about him. 151 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,839 I mean, the UN is up his *** for stoking a ****ing race war, right? 152 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,342 - Okay, come on. - I'm just saying, I'm worried about him, 153 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,111 I... I heard he's circling the jet just to fall asleep. 154 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,548 No, he's killing it. The full suite? The UI? Unbelievable. 155 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:55,221 His team just executed his vision to ****. 156 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,524 To ****. That sounded good, man. No, that sounded really good. 157 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,193 I heard you hired a kid in Baltimore to teach you how to curse. 158 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:06,166 And I heard you hired a kid in Toronto to teach you how to ****. 159 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,668 Yeah! Now we're doing it. 160 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,969 - Now, it's happening. - That's good. 161 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,138 - The Montreux Razz Festival! - Yeah. 162 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,341 This is great. This is great. This is great. 163 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,476 Oh, my God. I missed you guys. 164 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,877 - I love seeing you. - Yeah. 165 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:22,820 - Catching up on personal stuff, business. - That's true. 166 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,510 What's the... what's the temperature in here? 167 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,553 This is like 69.5. 168 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,921 - Solid temp. - Hell, yeah. 169 00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:29,723 Yeah. It's good. 170 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:35,395 And Rand-O, you... you good, man? Like the-- Yeah? 171 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,331 - Me? Yes, I... I am amazing. - With the... the health? Yeah? 172 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,866 - Yeah. - Yeah. 173 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,702 Cancer was net-net a big positive. 174 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:48,408 Wisdom, 50% increase. Purpose, meaning, both way up. 175 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,111 - Right. Sure. - And on-- And the physical side? 176 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,379 Not a concern. 177 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:57,417 Which is cool not to worry about it because I don't have to, so I just don't. 178 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,718 Right. 179 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,423 Officials here say they are totally overwhelmed 180 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,226 by the scale and quality of the fabricated news reports 181 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,596 and fake eyewitness accounts circulating on Traam. 182 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,201 The contested video 183 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,537 - is one of many contributing to... - Move it into the bedroom. 184 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,573 ...increased inter-ethnic tensions across northern... 185 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,950 ...violence and unrest is growing, has paralyzed... 186 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,452 See you all tomorrow. 187 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,622 Hi, sir. Welcome to Mountainhead. Right this way. 188 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,759 Here we go! 189 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,831 ****-a-brewdle-doo, dude! Welcome to Mountainhead! 190 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,599 Doesn't he look good? He looks good. 191 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,834 - Come here. - Come here. 192 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,271 - Don't crowd him, Soups! - I'm not. It's just good to see him. 193 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,139 - Come on! - It's cool. 194 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,643 Bring it in. ****-a-brewdle-doo. 195 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,146 Hell, yeah. You look so good. You look so good. 196 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:04,250 - I love your glasses. This is great. - Ven-Diagram. 197 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,521 Can we hug it out? 198 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,591 Yeah, buddy, of course. 199 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,298 - Good to see you. - Bring it in. 200 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:23,470 Oh, man, watch out. Don't crush me with all that "founder energy." 201 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,410 - I was misquoted. - How can you be misquoted if you said it? 202 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,711 Who cares? I don't even remember. 203 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,684 Now it feels right. 204 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:42,689 Hey, the Fed called me. They call you? Are we worried about this Italy thing? 205 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,357 No need for concern over any country 206 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,659 - with an exportable cheese. - As in? 207 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,796 No country with an internationally traded consumer cheese 208 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,298 has ever defaulted on its national debt. 209 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:54,670 - Wow. - Boom! 210 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:56,503 - Blah, blah, blah. Whatever-- No, no, no. - Classic Randy, 200 IQ. 211 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,904 - That's good. - You look so good. 212 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,472 Why are you being weird, Soups? 213 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,341 - He is. - I'm just saying you look great, 214 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,542 that's all. I mean, I-- 215 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,478 Obviously, this launch shit's delivering a lot of torque to your airframe. 216 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,682 No. Hardcore gravy. We're all lubed up, you know? 217 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:13,653 But have we seen what Founder Jeff is doing? 218 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,655 Your net worth must be like 2X in the last 24. 219 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:19,592 I mean, it's only 'cause of, you know, all the ****ing deads from your launch. 220 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,996 - Ouch! Ouch! - Your shitty stock to the moon. 221 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,197 Hard talk! 222 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,699 Here... here, guys, take it to the ring. 223 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,434 Take it to the ring. Sit down. Come on, sit down. 224 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,602 - That is harsh. - Sit soft, sit soft. Come on. 225 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,171 - Ven? - Yes? 226 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,940 - How are you, man? - I'm fantastic. 227 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,175 - Yeah? - Yeah. 228 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,743 I don't know if I can stay the whole weekend. 229 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,511 I'm supposed to see a Bugatti in Holland. 230 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,470 The divorce is done? 231 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:42,749 We only really got married as a joke. 232 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:43,917 - Yeah. - You know? 233 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,753 Allison is a disastrous communicator. 234 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:51,191 She has this wildly inaccurate model of the world inside her brain. 235 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,259 - Can I get a soda? - Yeah. 236 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:58,631 Yeah, I just need to be around my guys, you know? Some people who ****ing get it. 237 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,368 God, I'm like-- I'm completely bifurcated. 238 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,636 You know? I'm like hyper-focused on this launch. 239 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,741 And on my child, which is amazing. 240 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:11,578 - But I need to give him some space. - Hey, you-- Randall? 241 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:18,510 - NSA director might talk to us? - Why would the ATMs go weak-titty in Ohio? 242 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,720 No, just one under-capitalized bank. 243 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:24,724 Uncle Hayseed's Jug-band Credit Union. It's de minimis. 244 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,393 Yeah, seems de minimis. 245 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,263 Yeah, but I mean, this... this violence in Uzbekistan, 246 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,990 it's kind of concerning? You know, like-- 247 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:37,570 Sorry, but the Stans? I think we only have G20 bandwidth. Gotta prioritize. 248 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,775 Solid take. Gentlemen, discussion! 249 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:47,514 Join me, brainstorm a statement. The new upgrades are great! 250 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:53,653 We're excited. The Valley loves this. The antidote to bad tech is good tech. 251 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,490 Better we helm than the Chinese. Upbeat. 252 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,327 Highlight some of the coolest content Traam creators are producing? Yes? 253 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,364 Yeah, yeah, like that one clip of the... the kid juggling all the feet? 254 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,465 - Yeah. - That was good. 255 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:09,135 Yeah, just like we're ****ing here playing poker at Mountainhead, 256 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,500 just being ****ing normal Brewsters brewing it up. Relax. 257 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,442 Oh, shit, actually, I think these are real severed feet. 258 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,643 - Come on. - That's crazy, man. 259 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,180 Jeff's sniping. He's ****ing snipey, snipe, snipe. 260 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,317 - Are you with us or not, man? - No, dude, I-- I don't blame you, man. 261 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,120 I mean, planet Earth's like an all-you-can-eat buffet, 262 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,656 and no one's gonna stop till we clear all the hot plates, right? 263 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,526 Fine. Hit me. If we're constructing an intellectual barricade, 264 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,661 what are my weak points? 265 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,664 - Steel man? - Yeah. 266 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,634 Okay. Steel man says, 267 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,839 your platform was already divisive and last week's upgrade made it way worse. 268 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,708 And now you've inflamed a volatile situation 269 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,770 and people are using generative AI 270 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:56,160 to circulate hyper-personalized messages, unfalsifiable deepfakes. 271 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,185 Shit like named person X goes to named area Y, 272 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,756 to buy named weapon to go at named group at named hour, 273 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:07,160 promoting genocidal proximate attacks, 274 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,864 creating sectarian division with video evidence, 275 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,200 massive market instability, fraud. 276 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,537 Yeah, I guess all that, though, is debatable, 277 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,439 right, at Traam headquarters? 278 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,675 Look... 279 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,945 first time people saw a movie, everybody ran screaming 280 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,281 because they thought they were gonna get hit by a train. 281 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,886 The answer to that was not, "Stop the movies." 282 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,557 - The answer was, "Show more movies." - Yes. 283 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,261 We're gonna show users as much shit as possible 284 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,970 until everyone realizes nothing's that ****ing serious. 285 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,199 - Yeah. - Nothing means anything 286 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,434 and everything's funny and cool. 287 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,469 - Exactly. Precisely. - Funny. 288 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,639 Intellectual salon. That's why I built this place. 289 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,207 It's exactly how I saw it working. 290 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,743 Shall we draft something? A Brewster Proclamation? 291 00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,279 The one thing that would actually be helpful, as it happens, 292 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,915 is if people knew that I had access to your AI. 293 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,284 Well, yeah, because yours is so racist and shitty. 294 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,119 - Oh! - Come on. 295 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,253 - Wow. - Come on. That's shitty. 296 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,790 No, because you ****ing people-trafficked Nilo and my whole division. 297 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,294 And what they've done for me at BILTER is phenomenal. It's intuitive. 298 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:19,599 It... it really is. On fraud, differentiation, fakes. Knows a joke. 299 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,769 Moderation that isn't moderation, smart glass. 300 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,305 - So, sell it to me. - No, no, no, no, no. 301 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,574 - What the ****? Like, like-- Like-- - No. No deals, no meals, 302 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,275 - no high heels, guys. - Yeah. No deals. 303 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,978 I mean-- Do you even have board approval for this? 304 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,516 Yeah, no, no, I get it, man. I've got zero-shot learning and... 305 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,318 the Essence of Justice in a box, 306 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,788 and you've got, what, 4Chan on ****ing acid, so... 307 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,824 - Awesome. - I'm selling a filter for nightmares. 308 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,659 That's not the kind of business that slows down. 309 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,463 So, what, I'm supposed to just give that up to do you a favor? 310 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,465 I... I don't care. 311 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:57,203 - But you get crazy rich, cash, or stock... - Yeah. 312 00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:02,976 ...and it's a great partnership. Any shape. A strategic partnership. 313 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,279 Oh, dude, ****ing-- Oh, thank you, Ven. 314 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,548 Thank you for your... for your strategic partnership. 315 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,817 Oh, wow. 316 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,719 - Okay. - Oh, yeah! 317 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,655 I can feel the strategy in my mouth. 318 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,250 Oh, my God. Is that... is that founder energy? 319 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,827 Where are you going, partner? 320 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:25,498 Oh, ****, you ****ing partnered all over my face. 321 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,501 Thank you, man. It's so good. 322 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,360 You're a very sick person, Jeffrey. 323 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:34,374 That's... that's very funny. But let's talk, though. Yeah? 324 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,345 Violent confrontations rocked Armenia today 325 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,140 after a series of computer-generated news reports 326 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,918 posted on Traam alleged that Azerbaijan was preparing for 327 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,554 a Turkish-backed military intervention. 328 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:51,691 Community leaders are urging people not to trust online news reports, 329 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,194 no matter how convincing they appear. 330 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,692 Yeah, only black bears here. 331 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,695 They're very timid. You can walk right up to them and... and slap them. 332 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,197 So beautiful you could **** it. 333 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,940 - And you're good, with everything? - Oh, yeah, I think so. 334 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,379 - Pressure. Pressure building. - Oh, yeah. 335 00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:54,454 I do think that I need Jeff's AI. Because this pressure is quite intense. 336 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:56,823 That's how you know you're doing something important. 337 00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:00,293 Yeah. Yeah, I do feel like people are getting it, though. 338 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:04,264 The numbers, the engagement, which, you know, was becoming a concern. 339 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,634 But why do people have to focus on the little niggly-nubbins? 340 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,302 It's like, are you people dumb? 341 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,137 - This has to ****ing happen. - Yeah. 342 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,440 You're always going to get some people dead. 343 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:18,945 I mean, there will be eight to ten cardiac arrests during a Super Bowl. 344 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,146 Right. 345 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:22,682 Stop the Super Bowl! 346 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,518 Do you believe in other people? 347 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,121 I think one needs to. 348 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:31,240 Yeah, but do you? Eight billion people as real as us? 349 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,493 Well, obviously not. 350 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,302 He looks good, doesn't he? Ven? 351 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,938 His skin, it's resplendent. 352 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,143 He's been using it. Slowzo. I don't know if there's a connection. 353 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,512 But it's kind of wild, right? 354 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:56,383 I mean, he said he needs to jerk off every two hours. 355 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,685 "A resplendent complexion." 356 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:03,189 I'm just wondering, you know, if his buds need to encourage him 357 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:08,328 - to rest up a little bit. - Slowzo. The burn is tough, it is. 358 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,697 I might actually-- No biggie, 359 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:13,700 but might actually look to rustle up a bill chunk? 360 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:18,705 - A billion, Soups? - Just a b-nut. 361 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,808 - For a meditation app? - Not just a meditation app. 362 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,846 - A lifestyle super-app. - Look, man, if you really need a chunk, 363 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,516 it's not my area, but I could look at the deck. 364 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,485 I get it, you know, mental health is exploding with, 365 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:35,221 you know, everything, and... 366 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,592 if the deck's clear, then maybe it's a thing. Yeah. 367 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,320 Like, I'm not very connected to my mother. 368 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,903 Well, studies show that is super important. 369 00:22:49,903 --> 00:22:51,171 Yeah. 370 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,406 Yeah, studies show it's super important. 371 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,442 I mean, I've just lost connection with so many people. 372 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:59,713 Nilo, Yannis, and even you guys. Really. 373 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:02,382 - But my mom is tough, man. - Yeah. 374 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:08,555 I just feel like if I could get us off this ****ing rock, it would solve so much. 375 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:09,723 Well, you know, 376 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:12,592 it's a solid starter planet, but we've outgrown it, no doubt. 377 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,427 I just wanna get us transhuman. 378 00:23:15,362 --> 00:23:18,631 Like, up on grid, Tron biking around. 379 00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:21,101 Digital milkshakes, robot hand jobs, you know? 380 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:25,205 To actually be in Plato's Academy with Plato. 381 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,241 I just feel like the universe is, 382 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:33,780 like, taking a... it's like taking a grip and it's easing me apart, 383 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,616 like my torso is being levered apart with tremendous force 384 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:39,753 and like the emptiness of the galaxies is just, like, rushing in. 385 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:44,924 Not good. 386 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:47,727 Ven. 387 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:52,565 What do you think is the timeline on uploading a human consciousness? 388 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,935 Glitchy? Ten. 389 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,973 If Jeff would sell me Nilo and my guys back? 390 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,843 My compute? Maybe five. 391 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,982 And could I... 392 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:14,287 This is going to sound dumb. If you get the toolset from Jeff's AI, 393 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:19,192 - could I be one of the first to actually-- - Sure, man. You're first in line. 394 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:24,130 We just gotta do, like, a mouse, a pig, like, ten morons, 395 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:28,168 and then once we're clean, you're going digital, Randall. 396 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,437 First brain on the grid. 397 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:35,410 First brain on the grid 398 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,979 - First brain on the grid - That's good, that's good. 399 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,182 - That's a good song. - First brain on the grid 400 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:47,821 Well done. You know, it's nice to sing sometimes for no reason. 401 00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:51,458 Yes. 402 00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:18,518 Okay. Okay. 403 00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:22,389 Four presidents of tech! Here on Mount Techmore. 404 00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:26,226 The state of the nation financial evaluation. 405 00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:30,630 Brewsters, get yo net worths on! 406 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,165 - Yeah! - Net worth! 407 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:34,267 Okay. The King of Cash. 408 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:39,105 The Marquis of Moolah. The North Star of Net Worth. 409 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:43,710 - It's Venis Parish at 220 bill. - Yeah! 410 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,780 - My God, it's like writing on granite. - Yeah! 411 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,140 Icy! 412 00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:49,849 He's a plutocrat 413 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:53,119 - who's also a Plato-cat! - Yeah! 414 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:55,689 - The Grand Old Duke of Dough. - Yeah! 415 00:25:55,689 --> 00:26:00,360 - Randall Garrett, on 63 bill. - Hell, yeah! 416 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,620 Give it to me! 417 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:05,899 Feels good! 418 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,570 - This guy, he's a young buck... - Come on. 419 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,771 ...making the big bucks. 420 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:15,608 His data analytics have confounded all the critics. 421 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:18,745 Jeff Abredazi, I have you at 38. 422 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:22,282 Oh, 59, actually. Yeah, yeah, that's the closest estimate right now. 423 00:26:22,282 --> 00:26:24,217 It's 5-9. Soft on either end, 424 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:26,886 - but stock price is nuts off the chaos. - Nice. 425 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,621 - Yeah. - Hit that right there. 426 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:34,294 - Oh, yeah. - And now, the host without the most. 427 00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:39,399 The poor relation who still gets an invitation, the Souperman, 428 00:26:39,399 --> 00:26:46,106 Hugo Van Yalk, at a not-too-shabby 521 million. 429 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,842 - Million. M. M. Million! - Million! 430 00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:51,111 - Bravo. Bravo. - Great. 431 00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:54,447 All right, everybody. Let's do this. 432 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,351 - Diadem for Venis. - Yes. 433 00:26:58,351 --> 00:27:00,520 - Captain hat for Randy. - Thank you, sir! 434 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,821 Sailor for Jeff. 435 00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:06,459 And once again, bringing home the ladle. Soup Kitchen. 436 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:09,629 - Ladle-oh-hoo-hoo! - Soups and his enormous spoon! 437 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,998 All right. There she is. 438 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,834 - Own the ladle, *****. - Okay, gentlemen, let us shout. 439 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:18,972 Mountain God Accelerator Legacy Manifestation! 440 00:27:19,439 --> 00:27:23,777 Mountain God Accelerator Legacy Manifestation! 441 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:25,612 - Slowzo goes super-app! - Transhuman world harmony! 442 00:27:25,612 --> 00:27:28,140 - Please don't let Hester **** anybody! - The rules surrounding anti-trust 443 00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,516 to be handed to a more competent entity 444 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:32,352 to ensure biotech delivers meaningful life extension 445 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:37,357 unfettered by the dead hand of government over-regulation! 446 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:43,129 - Transhuman world harmony! - Slowzo goes super-app! 447 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,132 Please don't let Hester **** anybody! 448 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:07,354 Ven, you're gonna be hearing something really horrible has happened. 449 00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:09,656 Yeah, I heard. How many were in the building? 450 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,892 Three to four hundred burned alive. 451 00:28:13,493 --> 00:28:16,896 But we are now being used by white hats and emergency services. 452 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:21,534 Right. Exactly. We're gonna be a positive. We are a positive. 453 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:25,105 That we know. The rest is just conjecture. 454 00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:30,410 I mean, I believe we are. It's just whether we are-- 455 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,711 We are. 456 00:28:36,950 --> 00:28:38,952 - What? - You good? 457 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:43,390 It's just a really steep learning curve 458 00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:46,126 in regions where we're bringing in a lot of new users. 459 00:28:46,426 --> 00:28:49,729 Yeah, no, it sounds super steep, actually. 460 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:53,600 Yeah, people are going to get it. Once one Palestinian kid sees some, like, 461 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,371 really ****ing bananas content from, like, one Israeli kid, like, the right shit, 462 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:05,780 they're gonna be like, "Hey. Okay." And then it's all over. 463 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:09,916 Yeah, no, no, I'm... I'm sure you'll solve Palestine, but right now, 464 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:13,553 you've got fakes of rape gangs in the next village. 465 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:18,725 Yeah, and also Snoopy with a hard-on, 60-feet tall, 8K photo-real, 466 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:23,797 - and like, you kinda get it. You know? - Yeah, no, I-- I'm getting it, for sure. 467 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,833 So, you and big, horny Snoopy keep spreading your chaos, 468 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:29,669 and I'll make my nut selling the guardrails. 469 00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:33,273 This is a partnership. A lot of ****ing money 470 00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:35,508 - in my BILTER filter. - You're a ****. 471 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:39,779 Up to 500 people are now feared dead in this latest attack. 472 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:42,315 It seems the victims were wrongly identified 473 00:29:42,315 --> 00:29:44,617 in a manipulated deepfake video clip 474 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:48,655 purporting to show preparations for the desecration of religious sites. 475 00:29:48,822 --> 00:29:51,991 The victims were chased by a mob into a community center 476 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:55,362 on the outskirts of the city, where a number of women and children 477 00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:57,464 - had already sought refuge. - Unbelievable. 478 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:02,435 The blaze started when Molotov ****tails were thrown through windows 479 00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:06,600 and the doors of the building barred with abandoned cars. 480 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,145 A government spokesperson said the amount of disinformation being manufactured 481 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:15,115 has reached a level which is overwhelming authorities, 482 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:18,518 after Traam's full global upgrade of content creation 483 00:30:18,518 --> 00:30:19,853 and messaging features. 484 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:31,358 - Can you mute that, for Ven? - I don't give a ****. 485 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:35,950 I just want to say, this is not on you, Venis. 486 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:38,531 Obviously, this is not on me. Why would you even say that? 487 00:31:38,531 --> 00:31:40,934 Exactly. This is on the people throwing the firebombs. 488 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:43,536 - Should I cancel the DJ out of respect? - Yeah, yeah. 489 00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:46,239 No, I mean, watching a machete cut through human flesh is tough, 490 00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:49,876 but you three dancing on a carpet is a real atrocity. 491 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,412 You guys, a lot of this isn't even real. 492 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:57,250 It's like so hyper real that it can't be real. 493 00:31:58,618 --> 00:32:00,887 You know, like, could I have possibly asked for better marketing? 494 00:32:01,554 --> 00:32:03,423 It's so dumb. Look at the fire. 495 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:09,262 Guys, I seem to have a new number. 496 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:17,937 Holy shit. Dude, that's a very chunky number. 497 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:28,114 Well done. Shall we open champagne? 498 00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:30,684 No, no, no, we don't-- This is not a champagne moment. 499 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:33,319 Jeff's net worth is officially greater than mine, 500 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:37,791 and it would be perverse not to celebrate his perspicuity. 501 00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,626 - No, it's-- - Soups, fetch the hat! 502 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:42,662 - It's not appropriate. - Fetch the hat! 503 00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:45,298 - Dude. Yeah. - Fetch the hat, Soup! 504 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,333 Don't get the hat. I don't want the hat, dude. 505 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,668 - I'm fetching the hat! - This is not-- 506 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,805 Jeffrey, congratulations. 507 00:32:52,772 --> 00:32:55,342 You saw your edge. Open the champagne. 508 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,111 Off... off all the chaos, it's... it's gross. 509 00:32:58,178 --> 00:32:59,979 I got mixed feelings on this one, guys. 510 00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:03,350 I mean, I'm sitting on the cure to info cancer while everybody dies. 511 00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:04,718 It's weird. 512 00:33:06,953 --> 00:33:12,250 He is now the second-ranking Brewster, and I, for one, celebrate that. 513 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,527 - Open the champagne! - I... I don't want to. 514 00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:18,640 - Open the champagne, Jeff! - Come on. So, I... I leapfrogged 515 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,167 some telecoms guy in Thailand, and... and it's-- And you? 516 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,336 You don't need to be a ****ing prick about it! 517 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,542 Come here. 518 00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:34,581 Let's... let's have some champagne. 519 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:37,751 Just kidding. 520 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:41,187 - Congratulations, Jeff. - Here we are, here we are. 521 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:43,390 - Yeah. You cracked the top ten. - It's... it's all theoretical. 522 00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:49,329 - Cheers. To Jeff. - Cheers. 523 00:33:49,329 --> 00:33:50,497 - To Jeff. - To Jeff. 524 00:33:50,497 --> 00:33:51,564 It's all theoretical. 525 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,733 - No, it's all theoretical. - Yeah. 526 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:58,538 It doesn't matter. You taking it so seriously makes me think 527 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:01,841 that you have perhaps ascribed more meaning to it than you should? 528 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:06,790 - Yes? - Not real. Heads don't explode like that. 529 00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:09,490 - Heads don't explode like that? - No. 530 00:34:09,516 --> 00:34:11,785 - How do heads explode? - Heads don't really explode. 531 00:34:11,951 --> 00:34:14,587 Guys, you do know that it's okay to laugh 532 00:34:14,587 --> 00:34:16,356 at how bad and fake some of this stuff is, yes? 533 00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:17,957 Ven, I'm on a live stream. 534 00:34:18,910 --> 00:34:20,393 You want me to jump in the chat, ask them to stop pillaging? 535 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,931 A man just machine-gunned his neighbor for wet wipes in Kentucky. 536 00:34:25,532 --> 00:34:28,680 - What we have is toxic, not terminal. - That's funny. 537 00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:30,360 Yeah, I asked them to knock it off, 538 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:32,772 but the people in the chat are so pro-pillage at this point. 539 00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:35,775 But, Jeff, if you talk to Misha 540 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:37,610 and your board announces that they're helping, 541 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:39,245 doesn't all of this move forward? 542 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,781 You want me to talk to Misha? Are... are you guys peer pressuring me? 543 00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:43,583 - No, no, no. - Well, no, are you gonna make me get, 544 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,752 like, a... a tattoo and start smoking? 545 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:49,456 I mean, what happened to, "No deals, no meals, no high heels?" 546 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:51,725 Sell me your ****ing BILTER filter. 547 00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:53,893 It's good for you and it's good for me. 548 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:56,996 Is this why you came? To put the squeeze on? 549 00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:00,133 You know, Ven, why don't you just dial some dials, man? 550 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:01,735 Why don't you tweak something on your end? 551 00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:03,670 - Tweak? I'll tweak. - Yeah? 552 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,272 - Make some little ****in' tweaks. - Make me a little ****in' tweak, *****. 553 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,841 - Yeah. - You know what I think, honestly? 554 00:35:07,974 --> 00:35:10,443 I think pedal to the ****ing metal. 555 00:35:10,577 --> 00:35:14,981 I'm negotiating with four hyper-scale data centers, so nothing is stopping this. 556 00:35:14,981 --> 00:35:19,486 I say we just push through. Let's ****ing go! 557 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:20,653 - Yeah? - Yeah. 558 00:35:20,653 --> 00:35:25,258 - Let's ****ing go! Come on! - Yeah, man! 559 00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:27,660 The worse the disease, the more valuable the cure. 560 00:35:27,927 --> 00:35:30,797 - Let's just ****ing go, huh? - Let's ****ing go. 561 00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:33,600 - Let's just ****ing go. - Let's ****ing go! 562 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,301 All right, dude, go. 563 00:35:36,336 --> 00:35:38,471 Are you seeing this? 564 00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:40,674 What the ****? 565 00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:47,547 Argentina's just... just chaos. Argentina's going. 566 00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:49,182 Central Bank went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 567 00:35:50,116 --> 00:35:51,284 - Yeah. - What we're seeing 568 00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:54,954 is hyperinflation in the Global South and a credit crunch in the North. 569 00:35:55,388 --> 00:35:57,691 Yeah, but, you know, maybe if you're in Ecuador, 570 00:35:57,691 --> 00:35:59,459 everything's groovy, Ven? 571 00:35:59,793 --> 00:36:04,998 Yeah, Ecuador seems... Ecuador seems fine. No, Ecuador's ****ed. 572 00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:09,502 Shit, that's so sad. Well, let's just look east now to Peru and hope she withstands. 573 00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:13,600 Hey, is... is anyone getting anything from the Mayan peninsula? 574 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:17,544 - Hester's not picking up. - She's probably just gone to bed early. 575 00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:20,130 With a couple of warlords and a mariachi band. 576 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:24,718 Yeah, yeah, right, right. They're, like, ****ing her with a maraca. 577 00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:28,321 That's... that's always really funny. Yeah, she's with other guys. 578 00:36:28,722 --> 00:36:30,857 I'm just razzing. 579 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:35,895 Okay, this is Dave and... and Roddy. The-- It's the Prez. 580 00:36:36,696 --> 00:36:38,832 The... the President wants to speak to us. 581 00:36:38,898 --> 00:36:41,000 - Sure. - No, no, us, Ven. 582 00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:43,300 Now? What's he gonna say? 583 00:36:44,237 --> 00:36:48,375 I... I don't know. We're-- You concerned, or... 584 00:36:48,575 --> 00:36:50,210 - No, I'm not concerned. - Okay. 585 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,579 Mr. Abredazi, I'll have the President for you momentarily. 586 00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:55,415 - Fine. Sure. Is he there? - We're holding. 587 00:37:01,521 --> 00:37:04,557 President. Spooky. 588 00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:08,528 In terms of catering, do you still imagine we'll be playing? 589 00:37:08,928 --> 00:37:10,897 Because I have a six-man line-caught turbot. 590 00:37:10,897 --> 00:37:13,233 "No deals, no meals, no high heels." 591 00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:15,602 - Come on. - It's not a meal. It's a picking fish. 592 00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:18,271 What? What the ****? What's a picking fish, dude? 593 00:37:18,571 --> 00:37:22,609 This is poker night. There's no... no staff, no chefs. 594 00:37:22,776 --> 00:37:25,712 This is supposed to be, like, club sandwiches, heart attack burgers, 595 00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:26,980 chicken buckets. 596 00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:32,986 This does not feel cool, the Prez hold-****ing me. 597 00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:34,888 Like, what could he possibly have to say? 598 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:39,392 - I mean... I-- Maybe it's the Balkans? - It's really quite a magnificent turbot. 599 00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:42,429 Look, it doesn't matter what he says. It's what we say. 600 00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:46,466 Because, really, it's a very good possibility 601 00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:49,235 we are in a moment of tremendous creative destruction. 602 00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:50,937 Great turning. 603 00:37:52,138 --> 00:37:54,774 Mesopotamia at T-minus 5000... 604 00:37:57,143 --> 00:37:59,145 urbanization, domesticated animals, 605 00:37:59,145 --> 00:38:02,615 and the accumulation of tradable surpluses. 606 00:38:02,816 --> 00:38:05,251 Movable type. The wheel. 607 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:08,621 Nations are teetering, politically and economically, 608 00:38:08,621 --> 00:38:11,958 and I think that we play a role. 609 00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:20,934 I'm gonna put that mother****ing bottom feeder on to steam. 610 00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:23,970 Do we take over a couple of failing nations? 611 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:25,472 Show people how it's done? 612 00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:30,143 To one or more fragile or failed Western Hemisphere states, say, 613 00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:36,483 Argentina, Venezuela, or Cuba, we intellectually and financially 614 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:39,819 back a rolling swap out to crypto-network states. 615 00:38:39,819 --> 00:38:42,288 - Populations love it and it snowballs. - Simple, simple, simple. 616 00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:46,659 That is where this goes. Creative destruction. Arab Spring. 617 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:49,229 Maybe we do look at El Salvador as a dry run. 618 00:38:49,362 --> 00:38:52,650 You know, just to double click on Argentina, the banks, the streets, 619 00:38:52,650 --> 00:38:54,200 - it's definitely going. - That's sad. 620 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:58,672 I have a house there, in Buenos Aires. Wait, no, I sold it. 621 00:38:58,972 --> 00:39:00,674 - You know, maybe we send you. - Did I? 622 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:04,440 Souper? To, like, president, not president Argentina. 623 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,120 That's an actual country. 624 00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:08,915 Maybe we start in Panama, or buy St. Barts. 625 00:39:08,915 --> 00:39:10,817 It's very small, Jeff. De minimis. 626 00:39:11,170 --> 00:39:14,220 - We could probably buy Haiti. - Fifteen mill residents? 627 00:39:14,654 --> 00:39:17,691 A thou each to relocate. Fifteen bill U.S., I could eat that. 628 00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:20,894 Yeah, I don't know if I want to go to Haiti. 629 00:39:20,994 --> 00:39:23,329 - A lot of starch, a lot of 'quakes. - You're not. 630 00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:24,731 You're going to Argentina, Souperman. 631 00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:28,902 Seriously, let's get a chopper, a plane, crisis PR outfit, 632 00:39:28,902 --> 00:39:31,400 notify the central bank, the military, 633 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,106 in case we're sending someone to Buenos Aires. 634 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,176 - How's your Spanish? - How's his English? 635 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,845 I don't know if I wanna run Argentina on my own. 636 00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:41,915 Not off the back of a major construction project. 637 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:48,521 - Oh, man, Mayor of Paris assassinated. - Fake. 638 00:39:48,888 --> 00:39:53,590 No, dude, they've got like nine angles of this. Eat shit, Zapruder. 639 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:55,895 - That's tough. - There's 300,000 people in Red Square. 640 00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:58,898 Real. Guys, I can't switch this off. 641 00:39:59,366 --> 00:40:01,601 Right? This is like when it gets really good. 642 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,304 You get this compound distillation effect to the content. 643 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:07,207 You can't just like halt a slave revolt halfway, right? 644 00:40:07,941 --> 00:40:09,275 We still waiting on the White House? 645 00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:13,413 My view, and it's essentially Hegelian, 646 00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:18,618 is that the whole of history operates on the "****! What? Cool!" principle. 647 00:40:19,252 --> 00:40:22,880 ****, bronze! What? Oh, cool. 648 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,792 Civilization. ****, iron. What? Oh, cool, empire. 649 00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:29,462 ****, industrial production! What? Oh, cool, 650 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:32,232 surplus value and material happiness. 651 00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:34,934 Oh, now do slavery. Like, ****, I'm a slave. 652 00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:39,572 - What? I'm still a slave. Like-- - The lesson in history is, 653 00:40:39,572 --> 00:40:43,243 everything is always cool, so long as you get there. 654 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:46,146 - Randall's Law. - No. 655 00:40:46,813 --> 00:40:47,914 - I don't... - Yeah. 656 00:40:47,914 --> 00:40:51,184 ...I don't want a law named after me. That's stupid. 657 00:40:51,317 --> 00:40:53,920 It's simply a theory, Hegelian in origin. 658 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,256 I... I do think it'll become a law, man. I do. 659 00:40:56,656 --> 00:40:58,925 A lot of Parisians are saying this is basically fine. 660 00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:00,927 You know, preferred, even. 661 00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:02,595 There's gonna be lumps in the supply chain. 662 00:41:02,595 --> 00:41:03,930 Unilever, Nestlé, the stocks. 663 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:05,331 - No. No, no, no. - It's... It's wild. 664 00:41:05,331 --> 00:41:07,367 We have plenty of calories stockpiled. 665 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,303 Western countries have strategic commodity reserves. 666 00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:13,390 Canola oil, lard, frozen orange juice, blah, blah, blah. 667 00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:15,675 If anyone would like to give me a hand with these cold cuts? 668 00:41:16,976 --> 00:41:18,144 No, I... I'm good. I'll just have 669 00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:21,181 a canola oil, lard, and frozen orange juice sandwich. 670 00:41:22,449 --> 00:41:23,516 Okay. 671 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:28,321 Okay. Guys, have you seen Turkey and Armenia? 672 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:30,123 The fake calls? 673 00:41:30,457 --> 00:41:33,260 They've undeclared war, but units are still mobilized. 674 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:36,696 The streets do not look good. This is really bad. 675 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,865 - This could be cool. - It could be cool. 676 00:41:38,865 --> 00:41:42,702 - It could really be turning into a moment. - In terms of? 677 00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:45,505 Where it all comes out. 678 00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:48,675 All of the ****ing hatreds. All this resentment. 679 00:41:48,675 --> 00:41:52,120 Like, a slightly gnarly but eventually highly cathartic draining 680 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,816 of all this poison, historical, ethnic, racial, religious-- 681 00:41:56,916 --> 00:41:58,585 It's... It's a great turning of the wheel. 682 00:41:58,718 --> 00:42:01,488 I think that's why I'm so excited about these atrocities. 683 00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,523 No, sure, they're... they're exciting. 684 00:42:04,424 --> 00:42:06,893 I'm thinking about all the people who aren't killing each other. 685 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:10,230 - Order of magnitudes higher. - It's good for the ecosystem, 686 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:12,899 - a controlled burn. - No, I see it, I do. I just-- 687 00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:15,869 You know, there's the thing about the people being buried alive. 688 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,370 - "The thing." - Yeah, sure. 689 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:20,540 - I mean, we might have to hack the hate. - Hack the hate? 690 00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:21,841 Bretton Woods crumbles. 691 00:42:22,942 --> 00:42:25,545 The fiat currencies wane. The blockchain prevails. 692 00:42:26,379 --> 00:42:28,715 Thank you. Are we the Bolsheviks 693 00:42:28,848 --> 00:42:31,718 of a new techno world order that starts tonight? 694 00:42:32,118 --> 00:42:33,219 Souper... 695 00:42:35,388 --> 00:42:36,856 this ugly ****ing death trap 696 00:42:36,856 --> 00:42:39,426 might have just become humanity's global HQ. 697 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,896 WHW, White House West. 698 00:42:43,263 --> 00:42:46,733 Communication, logistics? Military, software, infrastructure? 699 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:50,470 Financial. AI. Meditation, miscellaneous. 700 00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:53,239 And what, we go Argentina, Paraguay, Chile, 701 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:58,745 - or do we go Haiti, Cuba, Panama, Mexico? - Great question. South to North, right? 702 00:42:59,279 --> 00:43:00,647 Caracas by Christmas. 703 00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:03,583 Also, on these side plates, we're gonna reuse them, if that's cool. 704 00:43:04,784 --> 00:43:07,587 Ven, the President, he's ready. He wants you, 705 00:43:07,587 --> 00:43:09,589 but do you want me to lay the groundwork, or... 706 00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:12,625 I'll... I'll... I'll just set it up for you. 707 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:15,795 What the ****, Jeff? I mean, he's just a dude. 708 00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:20,567 ****ing arrangement of carbon. I got this. 709 00:43:22,502 --> 00:43:24,738 - Cool. - Say hi for me. 710 00:43:24,838 --> 00:43:25,972 He'll remember. 711 00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:27,474 Okay. 712 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:30,944 Pretty important carbon. 713 00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:35,982 They're panicky, and you're gonna hear that when you talk to him. 714 00:43:36,683 --> 00:43:37,984 No, he's into this. 715 00:43:38,351 --> 00:43:40,920 Yeah, they like the vibe, but they don't like... 716 00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:43,957 There's been a lot of continental U.S. incidents. 717 00:43:43,957 --> 00:43:47,660 Attacks. Real, fake, reprisals. It feels out of control. 718 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:50,930 The NSC wants a circuit breaker. I'm connecting. You good? 719 00:43:51,297 --> 00:43:52,332 Yep. 720 00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:56,803 Mr. President? Hey, what's up? 721 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:29,869 He had some poorly informed criticisms. They got to him. He's scared. 722 00:44:32,205 --> 00:44:35,742 The President's a really nice guy and a friend, but he's a simpleton. 723 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:42,150 What I wonder, given their wobbles, is do we just get upstream, 724 00:44:42,682 --> 00:44:49,656 leverage our hardware, software, data, scale this up, and coup-out the U.S.? 725 00:44:51,691 --> 00:44:55,729 "Coup-out the U.S.?" That's a pretty fat enchilada. 726 00:44:56,162 --> 00:44:59,432 I think I'll have an egg. 727 00:45:00,567 --> 00:45:03,737 A simple hen's egg mit salz. Yes. 728 00:45:03,903 --> 00:45:08,174 A coup, like, a coup d'etat coup? 729 00:45:09,109 --> 00:45:11,111 - The U.S.? - It would be challenging. 730 00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:12,212 Yeah. 731 00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:16,883 "Techno-autocrats have stolen my NPR." But then guess what? 732 00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:19,219 Schools are working, and crime's way down, 733 00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:21,688 and, oh, my God. I think I like these guys? 734 00:45:21,688 --> 00:45:23,890 I think I wanna **** these guys. 735 00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:25,125 And... And we're talking about the U.S., right? 736 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:28,361 With the military, the aircraft carriers, the Marines, and-- 737 00:45:28,628 --> 00:45:31,631 How do we take them on exactly? We slap them with Soup's turbot? 738 00:45:31,631 --> 00:45:34,934 I'm... I'm pretty deeply embedded in terms of hardware, software, 739 00:45:34,934 --> 00:45:37,437 - payment rails, wages. - Yeah. Right. 740 00:45:37,804 --> 00:45:40,273 What military operational capability 741 00:45:40,273 --> 00:45:42,876 does the U.S. state have absent our co-operation? 742 00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:44,377 If we went bad goblin? 743 00:45:44,377 --> 00:45:46,379 If I pulled the plug? Opened the back door? 744 00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:48,148 Nothing flies, nothing moves. 745 00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:51,451 Uncle Sam is left with a few unpaid grunts and their pea-shooters. 746 00:45:51,451 --> 00:45:53,753 Yeah, we'd swarm them with their own kill drones in 20 minutes. 747 00:45:53,753 --> 00:45:57,123 Say, us plus Mike, Roddy on the inside, Sam, Jerry, and D.? 748 00:45:57,123 --> 00:45:58,258 God! 749 00:45:59,959 --> 00:46:01,127 - This could happen. - Yeah. 750 00:46:01,294 --> 00:46:02,462 Like, we could actually do this. 751 00:46:02,462 --> 00:46:05,899 Shall I call NSA Roddy? He's spicy. I have a direct line to the White House. 752 00:46:05,899 --> 00:46:07,600 Everyone has a direct line to the White House. 753 00:46:07,767 --> 00:46:08,935 You just need to have a phone. 754 00:46:08,935 --> 00:46:10,603 I have a very direct line to the White House. 755 00:46:10,737 --> 00:46:12,138 - It goes straight through. - Randall, 756 00:46:13,273 --> 00:46:15,975 - would you consider taking a role as-- - I would not want to act as president, 757 00:46:15,975 --> 00:46:17,110 even interim. 758 00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:20,313 No? But you... you never got your flowers, really. 759 00:46:20,313 --> 00:46:22,449 I've had my flowers. I feel very well recognized. 760 00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:26,353 No, no, no, no, no. What, I want a library named after me? 761 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:30,900 - No. Don't wanna be president. - Let us cook. 762 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:32,525 And we're sure we'd be better at running the world? 763 00:46:32,525 --> 00:46:35,528 'Cause, Randall, I do think you're boiling an egg with no water. 764 00:46:35,528 --> 00:46:38,465 I have other concerns right now, Jeff. 765 00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:43,436 Marcus Aurelius never had to boil his own egg. 766 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:46,272 I... I don't know, did he? You grew up with him, right? 767 00:46:48,274 --> 00:46:49,542 Souperman? What's... 768 00:46:49,843 --> 00:46:51,478 - Is there no water coming out? - No. 769 00:46:57,170 --> 00:47:00,353 That's weird. There's no water. Why is the-- The water's down? 770 00:47:00,487 --> 00:47:03,456 Shitty pressure in your, low-ping defective home, Soups? 771 00:47:03,556 --> 00:47:06,326 No, no, no. It's not the pressure, Jeff. The pressure is excellent. 772 00:47:06,526 --> 00:47:08,862 I get bruises when I take a shower. Eighty PSI. 773 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,664 Faucets like riot cannons. No, there's something-- Is-- 774 00:47:13,566 --> 00:47:15,168 Did they disconnect my water? 775 00:47:15,802 --> 00:47:18,710 Could be targeted. Absolutely could be targeted. 776 00:47:18,204 --> 00:47:21,241 Yeah, yeah. China is trying to dehydrate us. 777 00:47:21,374 --> 00:47:25,110 If I was China, would I be targeting the smartest men in America? 778 00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:31,885 - "Yes, I would." - Look, put it this way. 779 00:47:32,752 --> 00:47:37,757 Have the French got the Canadians to tell the state to cut off my water? 780 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:41,261 Is this because of the mayor of Paris? Paula! 781 00:47:41,261 --> 00:47:44,497 Sorry. Can anyone hear a high-pitched noise? 782 00:47:49,350 --> 00:47:51,538 Like one that you can't hear? Sub-audible? 783 00:47:53,406 --> 00:47:55,241 Because they have a frequency now 784 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:57,711 that just straight out makes you shit your pants. 785 00:47:58,378 --> 00:48:00,580 Really? Do you find that they're playing that for you 786 00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:03,490 increasingly when you shop at CVS or... 787 00:48:03,216 --> 00:48:05,118 - What's that? - You know, when you go to CVS 788 00:48:05,118 --> 00:48:06,886 - to get your meds and they forget-- - **** off. 789 00:48:07,787 --> 00:48:10,123 - No, dude, I'm... I'm... I'm-- - **** off! **** off! **** off! 790 00:48:10,256 --> 00:48:11,725 **** off! **** off! 791 00:48:14,961 --> 00:48:18,365 I'm just... I'm... I'm... I'm being a... a... a Brewster. I'm razzing. 792 00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:19,532 Guys! 793 00:48:21,935 --> 00:48:25,605 - How do we feel about all the glass? - Too much? I wonder if I did too much. 794 00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:27,874 No, the Republican Guard are pissed. 795 00:48:27,874 --> 00:48:29,776 I would feel happier away from all the glass. 796 00:48:29,943 --> 00:48:32,746 The literal Republican Guard? Like, the Iranian one? 797 00:48:32,912 --> 00:48:36,490 What, you... you think they're in Utah? Came for Sundance? 798 00:48:36,149 --> 00:48:37,250 Huge downside risk. 799 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,553 Easy. Downstairs. We don't want any shrapnel getting in the sliders. 800 00:48:40,553 --> 00:48:42,589 Let's go. Come on, come on, come on. 801 00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:45,580 There's a bunker downstairs. Let's hunker in the bunker! 802 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,162 I don't understand why we're walking away from the sliders. 803 00:48:50,263 --> 00:48:55,135 - I just thought the one lane is shabby. - Oh. Wow. 804 00:48:55,301 --> 00:48:58,805 Randy, did we say you for the Fed? Or for Argentina, Souper? 805 00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:00,273 Or who's doing Argentina? 806 00:49:00,273 --> 00:49:04,644 I can handle the Fed. Plus Argentina, Uruguay, and Paraguay. 807 00:49:04,844 --> 00:49:07,681 Wow. Yet you destroyed a chain of regional coffee shops 808 00:49:07,681 --> 00:49:10,617 - in under six months? - Running a... 809 00:49:10,984 --> 00:49:12,919 Running a country like Paraguay is easier 810 00:49:12,919 --> 00:49:15,455 than breaking into a mature consumer sector, Jeff. 811 00:49:15,622 --> 00:49:18,992 Yeah, I would seriously rather fix sub-Saharan Africa 812 00:49:19,259 --> 00:49:21,528 than launch a Sweetgreen challenger in the current market. 813 00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:26,499 Maybe not too much fruit bowling, in terms of the mechanism? 814 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,501 That's a fruit. A melon is a fruit. 815 00:49:28,668 --> 00:49:30,970 All right. I mean, **** it, I guess. 816 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:35,342 The only thing to say is, 817 00:49:35,342 --> 00:49:40,130 do we think the Western Hemisphere is a little meager? 818 00:49:40,146 --> 00:49:44,384 Kind of used up? I mean, it's big, but what is it? 819 00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:49,856 Yeah, just an ***-load of Amazon boxes chugging around '50s infrastructure. 820 00:49:50,657 --> 00:49:53,526 Bunch of cold burritos getting DoorDashed to deadbeats. 821 00:49:53,993 --> 00:49:55,662 You coup-out Western Hemisphere, 822 00:49:55,662 --> 00:50:00,700 you hopscotch, Maghreb, Saudi, Iran. Asia? 823 00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:05,705 The CCP is a 500-pound gorilla, in terms of our global protectorate. 824 00:50:05,705 --> 00:50:07,374 What are the strategic and tactical weaknesses 825 00:50:07,374 --> 00:50:08,508 of the Chinese regime? 826 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,120 Thinky, thinky, lovely thinky. 827 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:15,810 Yes. 828 00:50:15,582 --> 00:50:19,719 Can I just say, this is just way ****ing cool. 829 00:50:20,353 --> 00:50:23,423 I mean, I wanted us to have a nice weekend and events, 830 00:50:23,423 --> 00:50:25,225 you know, I mean, turned a little dark. 831 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:27,994 But if we take down China, 832 00:50:28,895 --> 00:50:32,320 end the nation state. Now, we're making memories. 833 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,368 Yeah, it's so much better to do one big upgrade on the whole world 834 00:50:35,368 --> 00:50:38,371 than walking around with ****ing patches, "Solving malaria." 835 00:50:38,371 --> 00:50:40,407 Yeah. "Oh, I'm an old man and I solved malaria." 836 00:50:40,407 --> 00:50:41,841 "Here, loads more Africans." 837 00:50:41,841 --> 00:50:44,210 "Thanks for all the extra Africans, really loving those!" 838 00:50:44,544 --> 00:50:47,470 We're here, guys. We're here. 839 00:50:47,747 --> 00:50:53,753 We literally have the resources, the mental capacity, the foresight to-- 840 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,857 Well, it would be ludicrous to say to "take over the world," 841 00:50:57,857 --> 00:51:03,630 but in layman's terms, to take over the world. 842 00:51:03,963 --> 00:51:08,201 Get the rare earth minerals moving, stop the shilly-shallying, Jeff, 843 00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:12,238 Ven, little cooperation, unleash the AIs. 844 00:51:12,238 --> 00:51:15,809 We could honestly get post-human in half a decade. 845 00:51:16,943 --> 00:51:20,947 Eternal life of endless comfort for trillions. 846 00:51:20,947 --> 00:51:22,315 Classic weekend. 847 00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:24,451 And nanotech, Randy? 848 00:51:24,451 --> 00:51:26,553 Does that really open the door to smallification? 849 00:51:26,553 --> 00:51:29,489 Ten minutes after we get artificial general intelligence, 850 00:51:29,489 --> 00:51:31,624 we will have nano-folk, period. 851 00:51:31,891 --> 00:51:34,594 My God, we can all get tiny and live inside each other. 852 00:51:35,595 --> 00:51:38,298 I know you're kidding, but one of us has to stay big, right? 853 00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:40,300 - If we're all going to live inside... - Yeah, I stay big. 854 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,402 - ...someone else, right? - I stay big 855 00:51:42,502 --> 00:51:44,504 and you guys and Sabre all live inside me. 856 00:51:44,804 --> 00:51:48,808 Oh, man, that's living the dream, dude. Us living in your bowels? Thank you. 857 00:51:48,808 --> 00:51:50,243 - Okay. Yeah. - Ven, 858 00:51:50,410 --> 00:51:55,448 I'm getting messaged to ask if you know that the EU is going to block you? 859 00:51:55,815 --> 00:51:58,518 Is France gonna send their top tech guys to come for me, 860 00:51:58,518 --> 00:52:00,353 when they get back from ****ing lunch? 861 00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:01,955 Maybe we tit-for-tat. 862 00:52:02,522 --> 00:52:04,624 Take down Western Europe as a show of force? 863 00:52:04,924 --> 00:52:10,630 - What, grids? Yeah, you could. A brownout? - Easy peasy. 864 00:52:11,631 --> 00:52:16,469 The great thing about me is that I know everyone and I can do everything. 865 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:26,980 - Rolling brownout. Rolling brownout. - Rolling brownout. Rolling brownout. 866 00:52:27,470 --> 00:52:29,282 - Rolling brownout. - Rolling brownout. Now, wait. 867 00:52:29,282 --> 00:52:31,170 - Here we go. - Is France the one? 868 00:52:31,170 --> 00:52:34,721 Or Belgium. Those chocolatey assholes. 869 00:52:34,988 --> 00:52:36,856 Hey, Grandpa, your light is on. 870 00:52:37,824 --> 00:52:41,361 Now, one thing we should probably discuss is people's mental health. 871 00:52:41,561 --> 00:52:42,962 - Yeah? - I mean, 872 00:52:43,663 --> 00:52:46,399 just as AI takes all the employment ops 873 00:52:46,399 --> 00:52:50,337 and money withers, singularity by Christmas. 874 00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:52,872 You want people going fully-online in good mental health. 875 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,676 Oh, my God. Soups, are you pitching? 876 00:52:56,810 --> 00:53:00,180 Well, I'm just saying, Jeff is in, and right now might be a really great time 877 00:53:00,313 --> 00:53:05,752 - for some smart investors to drop a b-nut. - Jeff's in on Slowzo? 878 00:53:05,752 --> 00:53:07,587 - No. No, I... I said... - Jeff's in? 879 00:53:07,721 --> 00:53:11,240 ...that I would look at a deck. This is incredibly sweaty, Soups. 880 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,325 I'm... I'm just excited. 881 00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:14,494 - And you actually, you know-- - How are you gonna juggle 882 00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:16,863 a meditation app and being President of Argentina? 883 00:53:16,863 --> 00:53:18,698 - It's a lifestyle super-app... - Oh, okay. 884 00:53:18,698 --> 00:53:21,368 ...and we're looking into posture correction, therapy, 885 00:53:21,601 --> 00:53:22,736 and a brand-new color. 886 00:53:22,902 --> 00:53:24,237 - A brand-new color? - Yeah. 887 00:53:24,237 --> 00:53:27,574 Oh, my God, yeah, okay, I'm in. What the **** is wrong with you, dude? 888 00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:33,460 Hey, did you bang your head in your super slippery home? 889 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,448 - Ven? - Yeah? 890 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,285 Board Chair Janine flew in, is at the bottom gate 891 00:53:39,285 --> 00:53:42,889 and is asking for access. What's the play? 892 00:53:44,591 --> 00:53:46,726 She probably just came to say, "Thank you, Mr. Venis, 893 00:53:46,726 --> 00:53:48,128 for making engagement go boom-boom." 894 00:53:56,102 --> 00:54:01,410 - I'm gonna rub one out before my meet. - Good move. Tactical cum-shedding. 895 00:54:01,908 --> 00:54:04,911 - Smart. - I sent some messages. 896 00:54:05,278 --> 00:54:06,980 The Argentinians are ready. 897 00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:11,317 Can I just say, this is all happening incredibly quickly, 898 00:54:11,317 --> 00:54:13,860 just in terms of my rise to power. 899 00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:17,824 Even just to talk to my parents would be great. ****. Wild. 900 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:20,794 You're on, Eva Perón. 901 00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:35,809 Buenos Aires! This is Mountainhead. Do you receive? I'm Hugo Van Yalk. 902 00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:39,612 So, who's who of the coup? 903 00:54:58,331 --> 00:54:59,833 How was that? Good guys? 904 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,869 Intense guys. We really got into it, you know? 905 00:55:03,336 --> 00:55:06,506 Radical transparency playbook. All relatively straightforward, but yeah. 906 00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:09,609 Did you know nine Latin American presidents 907 00:55:09,609 --> 00:55:11,311 have been assassinated since the war? 908 00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:15,482 Janine? 909 00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:18,351 Yeah, board troubles. Janine told my Misha. 910 00:55:19,119 --> 00:55:23,823 - Big board, big rumbles. - Okay. Brownout. Grid down in Belgium. 911 00:55:25,525 --> 00:55:28,661 I mean, you've interfered with what, 30% of the electrical output? 912 00:55:28,661 --> 00:55:30,397 Even with back-up generators, 913 00:55:30,397 --> 00:55:34,234 there'll be some ICU incubators hurting somewhere. 914 00:55:34,534 --> 00:55:35,668 Gee, let's hope so. 915 00:55:35,668 --> 00:55:38,238 Yeah, gotta show those little three-pounders who's boss, huh? 916 00:55:39,339 --> 00:55:41,808 What's she saying? She looks pissed. 917 00:55:42,475 --> 00:55:46,790 Yeah, right. Like they're gonna touch him. 918 00:55:49,549 --> 00:55:51,510 I don't like to be threatened. 919 00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:54,754 Okay, no one is threatening you, but as I understand it, 920 00:55:54,754 --> 00:55:58,758 about ten minutes after we turn it on, his BILTER AI can just, 921 00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:03,229 if people want, if they want, tell everyone what's real and what's not. 922 00:56:04,264 --> 00:56:08,568 Fine. If that is a feature that people are interested in, it's fine. I have... 923 00:56:10,704 --> 00:56:13,406 a deal. Jeff wants to make a deal. It's just timeline. 924 00:56:15,842 --> 00:56:17,430 - Berry? - Yeah? 925 00:56:18,111 --> 00:56:20,800 - Get me Sabre here. - Okay. 926 00:56:20,213 --> 00:56:21,681 - We good? - We're good. 927 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,830 Thank you. 928 00:57:04,457 --> 00:57:06,760 - Hey. - Hi. I'll bring him right out. 929 00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:13,833 You did explain that we're pushing his nap by an hour or two? 930 00:57:15,101 --> 00:57:16,236 - Yeah. - Is he happy? 931 00:57:16,236 --> 00:57:17,570 - Yeah. - 'Cause he can counter. 932 00:57:17,671 --> 00:57:20,407 - I'm open to a counter. Hey. - Okay. There you go. 933 00:57:21,141 --> 00:57:23,900 Hi. Yeah. 934 00:57:26,279 --> 00:57:28,615 - Hey, can you give me some space? - Sure. 935 00:57:31,151 --> 00:57:33,820 Hi. I was going nuts, but Daddy's gonna be okay. 936 00:57:35,455 --> 00:57:36,656 I'm doing it all for you. 937 00:57:42,950 --> 00:57:43,163 That's nice, isn't it? 938 00:57:45,832 --> 00:57:46,833 I mean, it's sweet. 939 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,139 Guys? Yo. 940 00:57:54,174 --> 00:57:55,175 - Hey. - Hey. 941 00:57:55,709 --> 00:57:56,810 Come check this out. 942 00:57:57,677 --> 00:57:58,678 Oh, man. 943 00:58:00,814 --> 00:58:02,150 Are those my chess pieces? 944 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,451 Dude, this is kind of sad. 945 00:58:06,119 --> 00:58:09,189 - I mean, it's better than nothing. - Is it? 946 00:58:12,359 --> 00:58:14,694 - Isn't it? - It's fine. 947 00:58:25,638 --> 00:58:28,475 - Say, "Bye, Dada." Okay. - Wait. Hold on. 948 00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:31,678 Hey. 949 00:58:33,913 --> 00:58:35,382 Thank you for coming to say hi to Daddy. 950 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,997 Guys, this is the worst I've ever seen him, I think. 951 00:58:56,569 --> 00:58:58,538 Okay, he's picked a fight with a tree. 952 00:58:58,605 --> 00:59:01,374 Yeah. It looks like we got ourselves a tree fight. 953 00:59:01,374 --> 00:59:02,442 It’s smart. 954 00:59:03,743 --> 00:59:05,412 Gotta have a release. Very smart. 955 00:59:12,385 --> 00:59:13,420 ****. 956 00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:39,746 Hey, Papa Bear, you... you got a minute? 957 00:59:40,146 --> 00:59:43,830 Come on down, Jeffrey! Join the fun! 958 00:59:45,719 --> 00:59:49,422 Just so I know she's okay. Just very discreet. 959 00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:51,991 Just for personal safety. It's not creepy. 960 01:00:05,305 --> 01:00:07,273 It's very interesting about the power station, 961 01:00:07,273 --> 01:00:10,777 but I think that I'd like to go back to what I was talking about, 962 01:00:10,977 --> 01:00:12,312 which is Slowzo. 963 01:00:12,512 --> 01:00:14,514 We're in the process of a giant upheaval, 964 01:00:14,514 --> 01:00:17,817 in terms of big investments, you might want to be a part of that. 965 01:00:17,817 --> 01:00:18,918 It has a new color. 966 01:00:18,985 --> 01:00:22,355 You'd have a very relaxed population, a very docile population. 967 01:00:22,689 --> 01:00:24,457 - Sorry, I'm getting sidetracked-- - Souper, 968 01:00:24,457 --> 01:00:26,192 may I speak with you privately, please? 969 01:00:29,950 --> 01:00:31,164 Five. Cinco. Yeah, guys? 970 01:00:31,164 --> 01:00:34,601 And then I've got some really exciting ideas about your public sector pensions. 971 01:00:39,506 --> 01:00:40,974 How are you doing? 972 01:00:41,541 --> 01:00:44,177 Yeah, good. I feel good about Argentina. 973 01:00:44,177 --> 01:00:46,813 We're talking about using a pop star as my front man. 974 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,160 They want me to invest in a power station, which seems a little-- 975 01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:53,653 Because I think we need to come up with a plan to kill Jeff. 976 01:00:57,230 --> 01:01:01,294 - I'm sorry, what the ****? - Well, obviously not kill Jeff. 977 01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:05,699 That's just a "galaxy brain" move is to kill Jeff. 978 01:01:06,499 --> 01:01:10,203 So, we should work back from there and find a solution 979 01:01:10,503 --> 01:01:13,139 that has the same outcome as killing Jeff, 980 01:01:13,139 --> 01:01:15,875 that obviously doesn't involve the killing of Jeff. 981 01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:18,211 - Right. - "Killing Jeff" is just a placeholder. 982 01:01:18,211 --> 01:01:21,381 I'm obviously not talking about literally killing Jeff. 983 01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:25,180 Right, right. Right, of course, yeah. 984 01:01:25,685 --> 01:01:29,656 And where did you-- How did you come to this? 985 01:01:29,756 --> 01:01:33,193 Right, well, he is a traitor. And he wants to stop the future 986 01:01:33,193 --> 01:01:36,290 and someone needs to stop him from being... 987 01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:39,265 Well, basically from being. 988 01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:43,103 And so I was thinking, how do you stop someone from being? 989 01:01:43,103 --> 01:01:46,539 Well, maybe you scoop out their brain 990 01:01:46,539 --> 01:01:49,376 and put it in a box and shoot it into orbit. 991 01:01:50,243 --> 01:01:52,112 These are the things that I was considering. 992 01:01:55,415 --> 01:01:56,416 Can I be honest? 993 01:01:58,385 --> 01:01:59,786 This is very disturbing to me. 994 01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:03,923 He wants Venis's board to push him out and he wants to share his AI toolset 995 01:02:03,923 --> 01:02:05,859 with the government so they can regulate. 996 01:02:06,226 --> 01:02:09,963 He is a decel with crazy P doom and zero risk tolerance. 997 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,731 Okay, but couldn't you just talk to him? 998 01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:16,690 Maybe. But the four sigma IQ move is take him out. 999 01:02:16,569 --> 01:02:18,238 Come on, man. 1000 01:02:19,773 --> 01:02:23,943 I wanted us to have a really nice weekend. Now we're gonna kill Jeff? 1001 01:02:25,211 --> 01:02:26,946 - Hey, I got your message. What's going on? - Hello. 1002 01:02:26,946 --> 01:02:28,882 Come on. Hold on to your hat, cowboy. 1003 01:02:29,716 --> 01:02:31,751 - Come on in. - Sorry, is this your room? 1004 01:02:32,285 --> 01:02:35,455 No. I mean, yeah, it is, but it's bigger than it looks. 1005 01:02:35,588 --> 01:02:38,324 - In what sense? - Technically, it's the biggest room 1006 01:02:38,324 --> 01:02:39,893 - in the house. - Did you room-cuck yourself? 1007 01:02:40,930 --> 01:02:41,561 Randy wants to kill Jeff. 1008 01:02:41,761 --> 01:02:43,463 - No! No, no, no, no, no. - What? 1009 01:02:43,463 --> 01:02:49,135 I'm just outlining ways of stopping Jeff with absolutely no priors. 1010 01:02:50,403 --> 01:02:51,571 Tell me more. 1011 01:02:51,838 --> 01:02:54,607 He is planning to have your board push you out. 1012 01:02:57,410 --> 01:02:59,112 You are ****ing kidding. 1013 01:02:59,279 --> 01:03:03,316 He will never sell. He is a decelerationist and a snake. 1014 01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:08,755 And, Soups, he lied to you about investing in Slowzo, for leverage. 1015 01:03:09,890 --> 01:03:12,192 He wants to stop a new world from being born. 1016 01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:15,795 - So? - So, I was thinking, I thought, 1017 01:03:15,929 --> 01:03:21,134 if he was gone, we can figure out how later, 1018 01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:26,139 if he was gone, his team, Misha and Jamal, they're smart. They get it. 1019 01:03:26,973 --> 01:03:29,976 - If he was suddenly gone... - Misha would back you. 1020 01:03:29,976 --> 01:03:34,481 - Well... - Experience, status, stature, smarts. 1021 01:03:35,181 --> 01:03:40,353 Get your hands on Jeff's AI, yes? With your infrastructure? Boom. 1022 01:03:40,687 --> 01:03:41,888 - AGI. - God! 1023 01:03:41,888 --> 01:03:44,491 Boom. Nano. Biotech, life extension. 1024 01:03:44,657 --> 01:03:45,825 - Oh, my... - Money withers, 1025 01:03:45,825 --> 01:03:49,729 computers host the minds of billions of fully-realized sentient beings. 1026 01:03:49,996 --> 01:03:51,998 - Okay. - But just, as we blue-sky, 1027 01:03:53,660 --> 01:03:57,370 aren't there other ways to get rid of him? Like, an open letter? 1028 01:03:57,537 --> 01:03:59,239 What's more of an open letter than killing him? 1029 01:03:59,506 --> 01:04:01,975 I'm sorry, Randall, you're-- We're saying not killing him. 1030 01:04:03,376 --> 01:04:08,748 My mind is totally open. But he would never allow this, 1031 01:04:08,915 --> 01:04:11,317 nor would his corporate structures while alive. 1032 01:04:12,385 --> 01:04:15,550 He also threatened to go public about the Manibesto 1033 01:04:15,655 --> 01:04:18,580 and the "frosted Pop-Tart of Paolo Alto." 1034 01:04:19,726 --> 01:04:20,727 Yeah? 1035 01:04:20,727 --> 01:04:23,363 So, we jerked on a Pop-Tart and Souper ate it. What's the big deal? 1036 01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:25,999 Of course. No biggie. 1037 01:04:33,373 --> 01:04:35,442 However, I do feel that if... 1038 01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:40,413 you know, a networked utopia of unlimited freedom and life 1039 01:04:40,413 --> 01:04:44,384 were being held hostage by one individual, 1040 01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:48,922 then perhaps he should be, as you say, place-holdered. 1041 01:04:49,389 --> 01:04:54,694 I mean, what would you call someone who tried to stop the advent of what, 1042 01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:58,698 by any traditional definition, you would have to call heaven? 1043 01:04:58,965 --> 01:04:59,966 A ****. 1044 01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:02,435 One old-fashioned word would be "the devil." 1045 01:05:05,105 --> 01:05:09,876 - We are definitely white hat. - Okay. I can see the logic. 1046 01:05:09,943 --> 01:05:14,800 And just to say it out loud, killing someone's hella ****ing cool. 1047 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,482 Killing someone is badass. 1048 01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:17,951 - It is primal. - It's primal as ****. 1049 01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:21,870 "I don't like you. You are a problem." 1050 01:05:21,554 --> 01:05:22,589 - "Goodbye." - Yeah. 1051 01:05:26,559 --> 01:05:29,429 - What about moral issues? - Randall? Moral issues? Any? 1052 01:05:30,163 --> 01:05:31,664 Well, yes, of course. 1053 01:05:31,664 --> 01:05:36,302 In terms of natural law, or even common law, 1054 01:05:36,302 --> 01:05:42,575 it's essentially global self-defense, but in a Platonic or a Kantian sense, 1055 01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:46,246 the categorical imperative is for us to do our duty, so... 1056 01:05:46,946 --> 01:05:48,982 I think that might be a misreading of Kant. 1057 01:05:49,349 --> 01:05:54,354 Oh, yeah? Because I take Kant really ****ing seriously! 1058 01:05:59,192 --> 01:06:01,270 On utilitarian grounds, 1059 01:06:01,661 --> 01:06:06,299 if we agree that the greatest happiness for the greatest number 1060 01:06:06,366 --> 01:06:10,136 occurs in the absence of Jeff, then logically the question is not 1061 01:06:10,336 --> 01:06:13,390 why would we kill Jeff, but why wouldn't we? 1062 01:06:13,973 --> 01:06:18,845 If we are serious about eliminating Jeff, I think, morally, 1063 01:06:18,845 --> 01:06:22,615 I personally would have to be able to prove on first principles 1064 01:06:22,615 --> 01:06:25,685 that his death would save a net multiplicity of future lives. 1065 01:06:25,852 --> 01:06:28,488 - Can we run a model? - Brian is fast. 1066 01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:30,457 Yes, but discreet. 1067 01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:35,562 Model it not for Jeff but for some fungible human asset identical to Jeff. 1068 01:06:38,310 --> 01:06:39,320 You know what? 1069 01:06:41,701 --> 01:06:43,200 The more I think about it, 1070 01:06:43,570 --> 01:06:47,374 - this is really ****ing cool. - It's really not even that hard. 1071 01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:50,543 - Humans are very fragile. - And I'm full Krav Maga. 1072 01:06:50,543 --> 01:06:53,460 You know, you can break someone's neck like a pretzel. 1073 01:06:53,813 --> 01:06:57,217 He doesn't even really care about the, in fact, relatively few people 1074 01:06:57,217 --> 01:06:59,686 - who are getting burned. - Who may or may not even exist. 1075 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,888 Now, are we at all worried 1076 01:07:02,222 --> 01:07:06,590 if we got him killed that, like, and this crazy talk, 1077 01:07:06,426 --> 01:07:10,697 but could, like, you know, a policeman from Snowbird drive up here 1078 01:07:10,697 --> 01:07:14,701 in his police car, like... And be all like, "What's this?" 1079 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:18,371 That would-- I know it would never happen, but that's what's in my head. 1080 01:07:20,273 --> 01:07:21,274 What about a pardon? 1081 01:07:21,574 --> 01:07:23,376 I think we could get a presidential pardon. 1082 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:28,810 - What about a pre-pardon? - Yes. I think we could get pre-pardoned. 1083 01:07:28,748 --> 01:07:32,419 Could we call... could you reach out to NSA Roddy? 1084 01:07:32,752 --> 01:07:34,754 Let's call Dave and just simply be like, 1085 01:07:35,689 --> 01:07:37,757 "Look, Dave, we're thinking of killing a guy." 1086 01:07:37,757 --> 01:07:40,894 - Yeah. - Yeah. No. No, we say... we say, 1087 01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:45,532 "We're reaching out because we see a path through this current situation, 1088 01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:48,902 but it, you know, requires an extra-judicial execution." 1089 01:07:48,902 --> 01:07:50,403 "Is that a matter you could help us with?" 1090 01:07:50,537 --> 01:07:52,380 Yeah, Dave will get that. 1091 01:07:52,272 --> 01:07:58,211 And, assuming this models well, how do we, like, you know... 1092 01:08:00,313 --> 01:08:01,481 "get the job done"? 1093 01:08:01,981 --> 01:08:06,586 The straightest line, three armed thugs in a wet room. 1094 01:08:06,586 --> 01:08:09,255 Yes, shoot him and get all the blood out of him, 1095 01:08:09,456 --> 01:08:13,259 just, you know, in terms of, if he were to be flown to Montana, 1096 01:08:13,259 --> 01:08:16,596 re-upped in a clinic. Mash his brain in a nutribullet... 1097 01:08:16,896 --> 01:08:20,467 - We could drink it. - Souper. Come on, man. 1098 01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:24,104 - Yeah, let's... - Sorry, it was a spicy one. 1099 01:08:24,437 --> 01:08:28,608 And just to same page it, afterwards, what would our... our story be, 1100 01:08:28,808 --> 01:08:30,143 - so to speak? - I think the official story 1101 01:08:30,143 --> 01:08:33,246 should just be, you know, "He died." 1102 01:08:33,847 --> 01:08:37,617 - It's true. He died. I like it. He died. - "What happened to Jeff?" "Jeff died." 1103 01:08:37,817 --> 01:08:40,820 - Well... - Obviously, people will ask how. 1104 01:08:41,210 --> 01:08:43,990 - Suddenly. - Okay. If we step this out, 1105 01:08:44,657 --> 01:08:49,462 if the numbers work, the guys kill Jeff. We announce, "He died, suddenly." 1106 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,600 We fly to Argentina, Dubai, Singapore, 1107 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,703 and helm the rest of the crisis from a seven-star? 1108 01:08:57,504 --> 01:08:59,305 I can control the narrative with Traam. 1109 01:08:59,973 --> 01:09:03,176 - Yeah, right. - I'm sorry, can he ****ing see us? 1110 01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:05,512 Come on. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. 1111 01:09:08,715 --> 01:09:11,985 Soups, do you have any security that you could task? 1112 01:09:11,985 --> 01:09:14,688 I mean, you know, that's a big... 1113 01:09:14,688 --> 01:09:17,657 I mean, "Will you kill person X?" That's a big ask. 1114 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,661 You know, and if they say no, then it's a whole 'nother story. 1115 01:09:23,229 --> 01:09:27,670 In terms of Aurelian stoicism, and legal simplicity, 1116 01:09:27,701 --> 01:09:31,838 the Nietzschean thing would be to do it ourselves. 1117 01:09:32,539 --> 01:09:33,506 - Us? - Yeah. 1118 01:09:33,673 --> 01:09:37,430 Disintermediate it, yes, because Soups, you said that you could snap him 1119 01:09:37,430 --> 01:09:39,379 - like a pretzel. - No, no, I said in theory, 1120 01:09:39,379 --> 01:09:43,216 theoretically, I could snap him like a-- Anyone can snap anybody like a pretzel, 1121 01:09:43,216 --> 01:09:46,860 but guys, I don't know about us, what are we talking... 1122 01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:47,854 It would have to be brutal and swift. 1123 01:09:48,421 --> 01:09:51,558 This is real. Is this-- I mean, is this in theory? 1124 01:09:51,691 --> 01:09:53,260 You know, a thing that happens... 1125 01:09:53,893 --> 01:09:57,597 A thing that I was actually concerned about here is a slip and a fall. 1126 01:09:57,864 --> 01:10:00,600 Which is-- This house, no, it's not slippery. 1127 01:10:00,867 --> 01:10:03,837 - Why do people keep saying that? - A little wine. Some shrooms. 1128 01:10:04,537 --> 01:10:08,575 Pops out, out of a k-hole, little shove, hello, American utopia! 1129 01:10:08,575 --> 01:10:10,760 - Very easy. - How about this? 1130 01:10:10,443 --> 01:10:14,381 Why don't we just eat some cheese, do Molly, think it over? 1131 01:10:14,447 --> 01:10:15,682 We might not even need to mean to. 1132 01:10:15,682 --> 01:10:18,180 This could be a genuine accident that we just don't stop. 1133 01:10:18,218 --> 01:10:20,420 That is an excellent way to conceptualize it. 1134 01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:25,580 - Guys, I don't necessarily... - Hey, guys, poker! 1135 01:10:25,425 --> 01:10:26,926 - Come on. Let's do some drugs. - Soups. 1136 01:10:27,930 --> 01:10:29,462 - I wanna get ****ed up! - Soups, huh? Yes? 1137 01:10:30,397 --> 01:10:35,735 Come on, come on. Winner takes all, loser has a fall. 1138 01:10:58,291 --> 01:11:00,460 Good night, ladies. Night, Paula. 1139 01:11:21,414 --> 01:11:24,250 Randall, this is-- Have you seen Mexico? 1140 01:11:25,652 --> 01:11:28,755 People are being named as informants who aren't informants. 1141 01:11:28,755 --> 01:11:31,491 And then they're getting strung up by the gangs, and then... 1142 01:11:32,826 --> 01:11:35,795 the... the federal police 1143 01:11:36,329 --> 01:11:41,301 are in just active gunfire with the military. 1144 01:11:42,502 --> 01:11:44,971 I think we should do something, yeah? 1145 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:47,307 Jeff? 1146 01:11:49,809 --> 01:11:50,810 Come and look. 1147 01:11:52,178 --> 01:11:56,116 - Yeah, at what? - The down. Just that, down. 1148 01:11:57,183 --> 01:11:59,386 What? The down? 1149 01:12:00,687 --> 01:12:04,858 I can't ex-- It's hard to explain the scenario. It's just, it's fractals. 1150 01:12:05,859 --> 01:12:07,660 - Just come. - Fractal scenario? 1151 01:12:09,562 --> 01:12:10,563 Look. 1152 01:12:15,668 --> 01:12:16,903 - Fractal? - Watch this. 1153 01:12:22,809 --> 01:12:23,810 Okay. 1154 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,582 Stay right here, man. I want-- I want to show you something. Hold on. 1155 01:12:29,849 --> 01:12:31,751 It's for the fractals. 1156 01:12:32,218 --> 01:12:37,190 At least this looks cool. Because Soups, honestly, the UX on Slowzo, 1157 01:12:37,590 --> 01:12:44,431 man, it looks like shit. I went on there, finally, and the design is stressful, 1158 01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:48,234 like openly stressful, which is weird 'cause it's a relaxation app. 1159 01:12:48,234 --> 01:12:50,236 - I don't even know if you intend that... - On three. One, 1160 01:12:50,236 --> 01:12:51,738 - two, three. - ...like to create the stress 1161 01:12:51,738 --> 01:12:53,390 and then dissipate it-- 1162 01:12:53,173 --> 01:12:56,376 Whoa! Yo! What the ****, dude? 1163 01:12:57,377 --> 01:12:58,378 Soups! 1164 01:12:59,579 --> 01:13:01,948 Dude, what? This is a ****ing crazy drop-off, man. 1165 01:13:01,948 --> 01:13:03,850 - You could have ****ing killed me. - That was a joke. 1166 01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:06,720 - What the ****'s your problem, bro? - That was a joke! That was a joke. 1167 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,121 - It's not funny, man. - That was a joke. 1168 01:13:08,121 --> 01:13:09,723 - Jeff, Jeff, are you okay? - Hey... 1169 01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:11,591 - Dude, I could have ****ing died. - Soups! 1170 01:13:11,591 --> 01:13:12,692 - Soups! - Soups! 1171 01:13:12,692 --> 01:13:15,261 - Come on, that was a little over the edge. - Not cool. Man, not cool. 1172 01:13:15,762 --> 01:13:19,799 - That... I was kidding. That was a... - Yeah, how do you ****ing like it? 1173 01:13:21,768 --> 01:13:22,802 Sorry. 1174 01:13:24,270 --> 01:13:25,271 Sorry. 1175 01:13:25,905 --> 01:13:29,109 What? No! This was j... It was supposed to funny! 1176 01:13:29,109 --> 01:13:30,610 - No, I... - Brewsters, man! 1177 01:13:30,610 --> 01:13:32,278 No, dude, I... 1178 01:13:33,246 --> 01:13:34,414 - Yeah, okay, I need a minute. - Dude, 1179 01:13:34,414 --> 01:13:37,500 - you look so scared. Hey... - No, I need... I'm gonna call Hes. 1180 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:38,718 - Just don't ****ing touch me. - Don't touch him. 1181 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,787 Yeah, I'm tripping hard. 1182 01:13:42,455 --> 01:13:43,890 Sorry he did that, Jeff. 1183 01:13:52,465 --> 01:13:53,566 Why? 1184 01:13:56,302 --> 01:13:57,303 I thought... 1185 01:13:58,938 --> 01:14:01,341 I thought he would push him over the top. 1186 01:14:05,478 --> 01:14:06,980 We owe you an apology. 1187 01:14:06,980 --> 01:14:09,416 Yeah, it was not possible at that moment. 1188 01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:13,353 I thought-- I thought we were all going, and then I thought you two stopped, 1189 01:14:13,486 --> 01:14:16,623 but actually... I was still, 1190 01:14:16,623 --> 01:14:18,825 but it looked like I was moving and you weren't. 1191 01:14:18,825 --> 01:14:21,494 - Does that make any sense at all? - No. You ****ed me. 1192 01:14:21,494 --> 01:14:23,290 - I felt like a total ****. - No, I... 1193 01:14:23,797 --> 01:14:25,999 - Are you pissed off? - I'm incredibly pissed off! 1194 01:14:25,999 --> 01:14:28,168 - Come on. - I guess at that moment, I just... 1195 01:14:28,935 --> 01:14:29,969 I felt a stupid reluctance 1196 01:14:29,969 --> 01:14:31,671 - to actually-- - Do you think I'm stupid? 1197 01:14:31,938 --> 01:14:33,773 - Stupid ****ing Souper. - No. What? 1198 01:14:33,773 --> 01:14:36,900 We say it, he'll do it because he's a ****ing moron. 1199 01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:38,178 - No. No, no, no, no. - Send in the clown. 1200 01:14:38,178 --> 01:14:40,847 - No, that's not... - I mean-- Because I try, guys. 1201 01:14:41,147 --> 01:14:43,650 - I ****ing-- I try, I try, I try. - We... 1202 01:14:43,650 --> 01:14:45,510 - I've listened to the podcast. - Yep. 1203 01:14:45,510 --> 01:14:46,686 - Okay. - I watched the vids. 1204 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,656 I read your books, even the ****ing racial intelligence one. 1205 01:14:50,123 --> 01:14:51,291 And I can't... 1206 01:14:52,225 --> 01:14:54,861 I can't do it. I simply can't get to the next... 1207 01:14:56,696 --> 01:15:02,369 I can't go unicorn. I cannot make my billion. 1208 01:15:03,336 --> 01:15:05,138 Okay? And... 1209 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,900 Failure's okay, Soups. Like, failure's part of it. 1210 01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:12,178 - Fail big. - Yeah. 1211 01:15:12,178 --> 01:15:13,380 - Fail hard. - Yes. 1212 01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:15,348 - Fail up. Scale up. - Exactly, yes. 1213 01:15:15,348 --> 01:15:18,840 But eventually, to succeed, you have to not fail, right? 1214 01:15:21,187 --> 01:15:22,856 - Everyone likes you, Soups. - Yes. 1215 01:15:23,156 --> 01:15:25,191 Slowzo is a very decent little business. 1216 01:15:25,325 --> 01:15:27,227 Because I know everyone and everyone likes me, 1217 01:15:27,227 --> 01:15:28,895 but the burn rate's horrible, 1218 01:15:28,895 --> 01:15:31,531 all the revenue's ****ing from people who forget to cancel. 1219 01:15:31,765 --> 01:15:34,567 This place is a ****ing terrible decision. 1220 01:15:34,567 --> 01:15:36,202 I'm like a ****ing Pharaoh 1221 01:15:36,202 --> 01:15:37,537 - sitting in his tomb. - No, Soups. No. 1222 01:15:37,537 --> 01:15:39,439 You know what's crazy is sometimes... 1223 01:15:40,607 --> 01:15:46,946 I... I think that I'll actually end up... at a soup kitchen. 1224 01:15:47,881 --> 01:15:51,851 And someone will ask me my name, and I'll say, "Well... 1225 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:56,923 my buddies called me 'Soup Kitchen,' 1226 01:15:56,923 --> 01:15:59,259 'cause I was the poorest billionaire in the gang." 1227 01:15:59,926 --> 01:16:03,363 And then I'll think, no, that'll probably get me beaten up. 1228 01:16:03,363 --> 01:16:07,634 So I'll just say, you know... "My name's Hugo Van Yalk," but then... 1229 01:16:09,569 --> 01:16:13,573 That's also not gonna lead to anywhere good, so it's a lose-lose. 1230 01:16:15,308 --> 01:16:18,445 - I'm sorry, man. That wasn't... - Yeah. 1231 01:16:21,470 --> 01:16:23,483 That was you being "the ****ing man." 1232 01:16:23,783 --> 01:16:27,487 - That's-- Yeah. That's true. That's true. - And us flaking... 1233 01:16:28,154 --> 01:16:32,920 I wonder if tomorrow, while we are hunting, 1234 01:16:32,425 --> 01:16:36,262 do we just have one of our guys accidentally pop him in the back? 1235 01:16:36,796 --> 01:16:39,566 Is that... Is that a good plan? 1236 01:16:39,566 --> 01:16:41,634 - Does that make sense? - Like and subscribe. Soups? 1237 01:16:42,569 --> 01:16:43,803 Sure, whatever. 1238 01:16:44,137 --> 01:16:45,605 - Great. - I don't, I mean, all... 1239 01:16:47,574 --> 01:16:49,242 all I'm thinking about is all the... 1240 01:16:50,577 --> 01:16:56,282 AI stuff you have planned and all-- you know, which is, by the way, amazing. 1241 01:16:56,850 --> 01:16:59,819 Don't get me wrong, if not a little unsettling 1242 01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:01,521 from the POV of the common man. 1243 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:09,290 I mean, we could look to fold in a meditation app. Yes? 1244 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:12,198 - You mean a lifestyle super-app? - Yes. 1245 01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:20,573 That-- Because that's intriguing. 1246 01:17:22,575 --> 01:17:23,576 Good. 1247 01:17:28,148 --> 01:17:31,651 - Jeff wants to talk to me. - You think he smelled a rat? 1248 01:17:54,507 --> 01:17:55,508 I think I'm gonna go. 1249 01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:58,110 Don't go. 1250 01:17:59,379 --> 01:18:03,717 - No? You don't want me to? Why not? - Because I like you. 1251 01:18:04,170 --> 01:18:07,220 And it's fun to have you and your goofy presence. 1252 01:18:09,356 --> 01:18:10,690 Did I piss you off before 1253 01:18:10,690 --> 01:18:12,525 with the surpasso when I got richer than you? 1254 01:18:13,193 --> 01:18:14,227 No, no, no, no. 1255 01:18:14,227 --> 01:18:16,196 Money is not a sort of thing I'm concerned about. 1256 01:18:16,196 --> 01:18:20,533 Okay, because we can disagree about money or Traam or Ven, 1257 01:18:20,767 --> 01:18:25,380 but however rich I get, you're still Papa Bear. 1258 01:18:31,578 --> 01:18:37,250 Even if I am the boss **** of you, it doesn't change anything. Honestly... 1259 01:18:39,753 --> 01:18:40,754 I'm not gonna sell. 1260 01:18:42,956 --> 01:18:49,329 And I do think maybe Ven should step back for five years, like Jobs. 1261 01:18:49,662 --> 01:18:50,663 Steven? 1262 01:18:54,100 --> 01:18:55,101 I love you. 1263 01:18:56,803 --> 01:18:58,805 Wow. Jeff. 1264 01:19:03,843 --> 01:19:07,914 - Did he suspect? What did he want? - It was pretty disgusting. 1265 01:19:08,281 --> 01:19:11,584 He was all like, "Let's separate friendship from business." 1266 01:19:11,651 --> 01:19:15,121 And "I love you, man." God. 1267 01:19:16,220 --> 01:19:18,692 - It was a business play. - Sounds like a play. What'd you say? 1268 01:19:18,692 --> 01:19:22,829 I grin ****ed him. I was like, "Oh, I love you too, man." 1269 01:19:23,663 --> 01:19:28,134 He's emotionally incontinent. It was just disgusting. 1270 01:19:29,369 --> 01:19:31,137 Emotionally speaking, he was a straw man, 1271 01:19:31,137 --> 01:19:35,275 so he was in big trouble when he tried to take it human. 1272 01:19:35,508 --> 01:19:36,609 That was really uncalled for. 1273 01:19:36,609 --> 01:19:38,978 Yeah, well, I could see what he was doing so... 1274 01:19:39,779 --> 01:19:46,119 Okay. Look, if he's taking sleeping pills, 1275 01:19:46,119 --> 01:19:49,356 do we... do we just finish it off? 1276 01:19:53,493 --> 01:19:55,161 Properly aligned AGI, Ven. 1277 01:19:56,129 --> 01:20:00,367 It equates to billions of infinite lifespans for perfected humans. 1278 01:20:01,501 --> 01:20:02,836 Progress. 1279 01:20:11,177 --> 01:20:13,179 - Progress. - Progress. 1280 01:20:15,148 --> 01:20:16,249 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1281 01:20:30,196 --> 01:20:34,667 Cataline conspiracy. Cataline conspiracy. 1282 01:20:34,868 --> 01:20:36,569 - Cataline conspiracy! - Cataline conspiracy! 1283 01:20:36,836 --> 01:20:38,571 - Cataline conspiracy! - Cataline conspiracy! 1284 01:20:38,571 --> 01:20:40,607 - Khashoggi! Khashoggi! - Khashoggi! Khashoggi! 1285 01:20:40,607 --> 01:20:42,509 - Khashoggi! Khashoggi! - Come on, man. 1286 01:20:42,676 --> 01:20:44,511 - Khashoggi! Khashoggi! - Khashoggi! Khashoggi! 1287 01:20:44,611 --> 01:20:46,546 - Khashoggi! Khashoggi! - Khashoggi! Khashoggi! 1288 01:20:53,190 --> 01:20:55,550 Easy peasy. Yes? 1289 01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:56,690 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1290 01:20:56,690 --> 01:20:58,525 - Yeah, yeah. - Hold fast now, friends. 1291 01:20:58,892 --> 01:21:02,462 Before the Battle of Actium, Octavian, to be Caesar Augustus, 1292 01:21:02,962 --> 01:21:06,533 offered a prayer of victory over his late companion, Mark Antony. 1293 01:21:06,533 --> 01:21:09,369 And tonight, we do the same. 1294 01:21:10,737 --> 01:21:12,906 - And you've got the bowling ball? - Yes, I have the bowling ball. 1295 01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:36,429 - Wrap the head with this first. And then... 1296 01:21:36,563 --> 01:21:37,664 - Me? 1297 01:21:38,231 --> 01:21:41,568 - It's your house, dude. You're the host. - You said you knew how to kill a guy. 1298 01:21:41,735 --> 01:21:42,936 Well, look, but I can overestimate 1299 01:21:42,936 --> 01:21:44,971 - my abilities... I'm-- - No, no, not here. Come on. Come on. 1300 01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:58,852 I think it can be incredibly messy to, you know, stab someone. 1301 01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:02,756 Can we not just force down some more of those sleeping pills 1302 01:22:02,756 --> 01:22:04,991 - and wait it out? - I really just feel... 1303 01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:09,596 Blood. Disrupt the blood, puncture the aorta. Good night, Vienna. 1304 01:22:09,596 --> 01:22:13,299 I'm sorry, this is all, like, a roundabout way of... It's about the air. 1305 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:17,300 - Cut off the air. - Forget about air. Air is hard. 1306 01:22:17,270 --> 01:22:21,141 Body runs on blood. Gotta stop the ticker. Ticker's the man. 1307 01:22:21,675 --> 01:22:22,809 Okay, look, what we want, 1308 01:22:23,143 --> 01:22:26,312 no matter how we get there, is to stop the brain. 1309 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,515 It's kill-switching the brain. 1310 01:22:28,515 --> 01:22:31,851 Agreed. And there is only one way to get to the brain, 1311 01:22:31,851 --> 01:22:33,453 and that is up through the neck. 1312 01:22:34,454 --> 01:22:35,822 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 1313 01:22:35,822 --> 01:22:38,191 Good luck getting into Fort Knox up here. 1314 01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:43,863 No. You need to hook-- We need to hook the brains out through the neck. 1315 01:22:46,132 --> 01:22:49,469 Or maybe the answer to getting to the brain 1316 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:51,871 is staring you right in the... 1317 01:22:54,341 --> 01:22:57,577 You know, when you think about it, human skull has a lot of holes. 1318 01:22:57,811 --> 01:23:00,146 - It's like Swiss cheese up here. - It's crazy. You just choose one. 1319 01:23:00,146 --> 01:23:02,480 - They all go directly into the brain. - What do you say, 1320 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:04,150 three of us walk in there with ****ing skewers and just... 1321 01:23:04,651 --> 01:23:07,320 - You know... - I do want to say, 1322 01:23:07,821 --> 01:23:09,189 regarding mental health, 1323 01:23:10,390 --> 01:23:13,260 the trauma for us is something to consider. 1324 01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:19,866 I'm a blood guy, OG blood guy, but should we just pillow him? 1325 01:23:20,567 --> 01:23:23,903 Yes. Pillow? That's-- Yes, pillow's-- Yes, pillow. 1326 01:23:24,537 --> 01:23:26,873 Good, my house, my choice, pillow. 1327 01:23:27,207 --> 01:23:28,341 - Yes - Yeah, fine. 1328 01:23:28,341 --> 01:23:29,843 Let's pillow him like a grandma. 1329 01:24:25,632 --> 01:24:27,100 Sit on-- Sit on him. 1330 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:28,802 - Sit on the pillow. Hold it tight. - Get the body. 1331 01:24:29,903 --> 01:24:33,940 The body. Someone, get the body. Randy, the lights. The lights, please. 1332 01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:35,775 - Soup? - Hit the lights. 1333 01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:39,446 - Souper? - If we can hear him, 1334 01:24:39,446 --> 01:24:41,314 - is that a breathable pillow? - They're down. 1335 01:24:41,314 --> 01:24:43,783 - They're Icelandic eiderdown. - Really bear down on him there, Soups. 1336 01:24:43,783 --> 01:24:45,180 Shall I club him? 1337 01:24:45,285 --> 01:24:46,586 - Or just bowl him? - Yeah, hit him. 1338 01:24:46,586 --> 01:24:49,890 - Crunch him in the skull, Randy. - No, you're over the skull. 1339 01:24:49,489 --> 01:24:52,625 - Swing over me. Over me into the skull. - There's no arc of approach. 1340 01:24:52,625 --> 01:24:55,862 - Bowl him in the middles, Rand. - That won't do anything. 1341 01:24:55,862 --> 01:24:57,964 It's incremental. Incremental degradation. 1342 01:24:57,964 --> 01:24:59,990 - Bowl him! - All right. 1343 01:25:01,301 --> 01:25:04,604 Scooch up. Scooch up. Move up. All right. 1344 01:25:05,105 --> 01:25:06,272 Oh, shit. 1345 01:25:06,473 --> 01:25:09,509 Still operating. Here, hit him again. Body's still operating. Golf him. 1346 01:25:09,642 --> 01:25:12,112 - Golf him now. - The skull contains the brain. 1347 01:25:12,512 --> 01:25:13,513 Venis. 1348 01:25:13,513 --> 01:25:15,982 Venis, if I hop off, can you smash his brain in? 1349 01:25:16,149 --> 01:25:18,485 Or better, Randy with the bowling ball. 1350 01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:21,788 I do not ideally want to crush his face in with a bowling ball. 1351 01:25:21,788 --> 01:25:23,957 I just think it might be quite horrible from my POV. 1352 01:25:23,957 --> 01:25:27,660 - Well, it’s not great sitting on him! - God, is he dying at all, Souper? 1353 01:25:28,294 --> 01:25:29,963 Come on, the bucking's weakening, yeah? 1354 01:25:30,196 --> 01:25:32,298 He's struggling. He might be dying. 1355 01:25:32,365 --> 01:25:35,502 Okay, well... just bear down, you know, hunker down! 1356 01:25:35,835 --> 01:25:38,738 - Bowl him in the middles, Rand! - So stupid. 1357 01:25:38,738 --> 01:25:41,307 - His legs. - I bowled him. I bowled him. 1358 01:25:41,474 --> 01:25:44,440 - You're disrupting the diaphragm. - We're not killing him! 1359 01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:45,879 - Bowl him more! - Oh, my God. Here, you do it! 1360 01:25:46,212 --> 01:25:47,981 - Fine. - Mind the legs. Mind the legs. 1361 01:25:48,648 --> 01:25:50,483 - Oh, shit! - ****! 1362 01:25:51,818 --> 01:25:52,819 What the ****! 1363 01:25:54,187 --> 01:25:56,656 - Run the bath. - No, I don't want a bath. 1364 01:25:56,656 --> 01:25:58,224 - Stand down! - I'm really pissed off. 1365 01:25:58,224 --> 01:26:00,827 - Run the bath. We drown him. - You're a decel. 1366 01:26:00,827 --> 01:26:02,829 - What the ****? - And you are refusing to sell 1367 01:26:02,829 --> 01:26:05,331 the tech that we need for a new world to come into being 1368 01:26:05,331 --> 01:26:07,200 - where we can all live forever. - Don't talk to him. 1369 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,203 No, no. Let me-- I want to negotiate. Let me ****ing negotiate. 1370 01:26:10,203 --> 01:26:12,105 If we're going to drown him, we have to act as one. 1371 01:26:12,105 --> 01:26:13,239 - Yeah. - Okay? 1372 01:26:13,239 --> 01:26:15,175 No, no, no, no, no, no. Back the **** up! 1373 01:26:15,175 --> 01:26:16,409 - Get him. - Back the **** off me. 1374 01:26:16,409 --> 01:26:18,378 - Don't struggle. - Get his legs! Get his hands! 1375 01:26:18,378 --> 01:26:19,946 - No. - All right, get him in here. 1376 01:26:19,946 --> 01:26:22,182 - Get the legs. - No. No. 1377 01:26:22,182 --> 01:26:23,350 - Come on! - No! 1378 01:26:23,917 --> 01:26:25,385 - Shit... - ****. 1379 01:26:27,387 --> 01:26:29,222 Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys. 1380 01:26:29,222 --> 01:26:30,290 - Is it hot? - What is ****ing 1381 01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:31,391 - happening? - Yeah. 1382 01:26:31,391 --> 01:26:32,459 - Scald him. Drown him. - What? 1383 01:26:32,892 --> 01:26:35,610 It's hot. The water's back on. It's just not deep enough. 1384 01:26:35,362 --> 01:26:39,532 No, guys, ****ing-- Hey, hey. Back off, or I'll ****ing... I'll cut you. 1385 01:26:39,733 --> 01:26:40,967 - Yeah? - Get him! He can't cut us. 1386 01:26:41,201 --> 01:26:43,603 If he angles it and wedges it, he can cut. 1387 01:26:43,737 --> 01:26:47,374 - He can't cut us. He can only shave us. - But this makes no ****ing sense. 1388 01:26:47,574 --> 01:26:52,412 Don't engage. Don't listen to him. He is wounded. He's dying. 1389 01:26:52,579 --> 01:26:55,949 I'm not dying. I'm stable. I'm fine. Soupy. 1390 01:26:56,820 --> 01:26:58,551 - Beat him. - No, this makes no ****ing sense. 1391 01:26:58,718 --> 01:27:01,488 This is about AI dooming and decelerationist alarmism. 1392 01:27:01,955 --> 01:27:03,223 - What? - Yeah. 1393 01:27:03,223 --> 01:27:06,126 What the ****? First principles. What are you trying to achieve? 1394 01:27:06,126 --> 01:27:10,497 We are trying to kill you. Gas him, burn him, drown him. 1395 01:27:10,497 --> 01:27:12,332 Okay, your attack makes no logical sense. 1396 01:27:12,332 --> 01:27:14,567 What we have started, we have to complete. 1397 01:27:14,567 --> 01:27:15,935 Do-- Sunk cost fallacy. 1398 01:27:16,102 --> 01:27:18,738 - No, we have to continue due to reprisals. - We're completionists. 1399 01:27:18,738 --> 01:27:20,473 No, no, we're not, we're not. We fail, we move on, 1400 01:27:20,473 --> 01:27:21,941 we fail, we move on, we succeed. 1401 01:27:21,941 --> 01:27:23,777 Not necessarily! 1402 01:27:23,777 --> 01:27:25,780 - Oh, my... - **** you! 1403 01:27:25,745 --> 01:27:29,783 - Oh, God. - Mother******. 1404 01:27:32,118 --> 01:27:34,254 - Can he get out? - No, there's no way out. 1405 01:27:38,324 --> 01:27:42,796 - But man, man, man, we ****ed up. - No, no. Do not doom loop on this. 1406 01:27:43,430 --> 01:27:46,700 - We did great, guys. It's really hard. - A ton of big, big learnings. 1407 01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:49,502 Can you control the whole house 1408 01:27:49,502 --> 01:27:51,271 - from there? - Yeah, the rabbit's in the hutch. 1409 01:27:51,838 --> 01:27:53,373 - Full lockdown. - If he got to the panel, 1410 01:27:53,373 --> 01:27:56,676 - couldn't he hack it? - He could if he could program for shit. 1411 01:27:58,812 --> 01:28:00,213 - Okay, Soups. - Yeah. 1412 01:28:00,980 --> 01:28:03,650 You loop up. Holler if you see him. 1413 01:28:03,650 --> 01:28:05,218 - We're going to loop down. - Okay. 1414 01:28:12,659 --> 01:28:14,127 - Jeff? - Jeff? 1415 01:28:14,661 --> 01:28:17,300 Come on out, brother. We've reassessed. 1416 01:28:19,733 --> 01:28:21,968 He's got him. He's got him! 1417 01:28:27,407 --> 01:28:28,408 Come on. 1418 01:28:30,100 --> 01:28:31,478 The pig is in the pen. 1419 01:28:49,290 --> 01:28:50,864 - Did he see you? - I don't think so. 1420 01:28:50,864 --> 01:28:52,832 ****. Okay. 1421 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,350 - Okay. So... - Got him. 1422 01:28:55,350 --> 01:28:58,605 Do we just turn it up? Kill him that way? 1423 01:28:58,838 --> 01:29:01,608 It's a hell of a way to go to begin with, but is it foolproof? 1424 01:29:02,175 --> 01:29:03,376 - Hey, guys. Hey. - Damn it. 1425 01:29:03,376 --> 01:29:04,411 - Guys... - God. 1426 01:29:04,544 --> 01:29:06,613 - ****. - Guys, let's talk, yeah? 1427 01:29:07,130 --> 01:29:08,381 - Soups? Do you have... - Yeah? 1428 01:29:08,915 --> 01:29:10,350 Could we get gas in there? 1429 01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:11,751 All right. 1430 01:29:12,519 --> 01:29:15,550 We could fire up a car, get a hose pipe, feed that in. 1431 01:29:16,289 --> 01:29:18,580 Guys, please! Let's talk together, yeah? 1432 01:29:18,580 --> 01:29:19,926 - Don't look at him. - It's fine, I'm not looking at him. 1433 01:29:20,930 --> 01:29:22,729 Maybe we should just let him decide how he wants to die. 1434 01:29:22,929 --> 01:29:25,265 - Give him a choice. That might be-- - Very generous. 1435 01:29:25,265 --> 01:29:26,966 I thought flame thrower might be a little much. 1436 01:29:26,966 --> 01:29:29,102 - Hey, guys! What is that? - Better to just pour 1437 01:29:29,235 --> 01:29:31,104 - and create a little death chamber. Yeah? - It is gas. 1438 01:29:31,104 --> 01:29:34,207 - Okay, let's do it. All right. All right. - Guys, we're friends. We're friends. 1439 01:29:34,374 --> 01:29:36,543 - No! Hey, no! Let me negotiate! - It's all right. 1440 01:29:36,543 --> 01:29:38,378 - Yes. Yes. - No. No, no, no. Easy, easy. 1441 01:29:38,378 --> 01:29:39,946 - Let me negotiate! - Let's just-- All right. 1442 01:29:40,213 --> 01:29:41,715 - Please let me negotiate, come on! - Here we go. 1443 01:29:41,715 --> 01:29:44,784 - I think we're past negotiations, Jeff! - ****ing stop! 1444 01:29:44,784 --> 01:29:45,919 Okay, buddy. 1445 01:29:45,919 --> 01:29:47,887 - Please, let's negotiate. - It's not really going under. 1446 01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:51,391 - Very excited to get into it all. - I deserve a right to negotiate! Come on! 1447 01:29:52,959 --> 01:29:55,950 - Oh, God. It stinks! - Sorry. 1448 01:29:55,950 --> 01:29:57,630 - No! I don't wanna die like this! - It's good. Randy, don't use your hand. 1449 01:29:57,630 --> 01:29:58,798 - Here, hold on. - Get it in there. 1450 01:29:58,798 --> 01:30:00,333 - Maybe if that-- - All right. That's good. 1451 01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:01,801 - That's good. - Here, look, I have a tool. 1452 01:30:01,801 --> 01:30:03,103 I have a tool. Let's use this. 1453 01:30:03,103 --> 01:30:05,638 - Come on, Jeff! - Jeff, don't do that! Jeff, stop it! 1454 01:30:05,638 --> 01:30:06,806 - **** you! - Hold on. 1455 01:30:06,806 --> 01:30:08,308 Jeff, it's-- **** you! Stop, stop. 1456 01:30:08,308 --> 01:30:10,110 - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - Don't do that! 1457 01:30:10,110 --> 01:30:11,811 - Guys. - Perfect, perfect, perfect. 1458 01:30:11,811 --> 01:30:16,182 - Pour and push. - I love that. 1459 01:30:16,616 --> 01:30:18,184 - That's good. - Very nice. 1460 01:30:18,184 --> 01:30:20,820 - Souper, you are a genius. - A little more, little more, little more. 1461 01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:23,123 Venis, I'll ****ing end you! 1462 01:30:23,123 --> 01:30:25,525 - Okay, that's gonna light it up. - I'll ****ing end you! 1463 01:30:25,525 --> 01:30:26,693 Okay, this is it. 1464 01:30:27,794 --> 01:30:30,296 - No. - Okay. 1465 01:30:30,530 --> 01:30:32,799 You don't want to do this! No, no, no. 1466 01:30:33,990 --> 01:30:35,435 ****. I think... 1467 01:30:36,836 --> 01:30:38,538 - Stop it! - You don't want to do this! 1468 01:30:40,373 --> 01:30:42,442 - We do this? No. - Is it okay if I take a step back? 1469 01:30:42,542 --> 01:30:43,843 - I'm sorry. - No, no, wait, wait, wait. 1470 01:30:43,843 --> 01:30:45,545 - No, Souper... - No, no, no, no, no. 1471 01:30:45,545 --> 01:30:47,847 - I think we all light this together. - No, no. 1472 01:30:47,981 --> 01:30:50,483 - What is the concern? - Guys! 1473 01:30:50,617 --> 01:30:52,819 I'm gonna be living here, obviously, 1474 01:30:52,819 --> 01:30:56,322 and if I see Jeff in, you know, flames, I'm-- 1475 01:30:56,623 --> 01:31:00,600 I'm concerned that his presence might, not haunt, but it-- 1476 01:31:00,660 --> 01:31:02,662 - Ghosty goo-goo-boo! - No, not a ghost. 1477 01:31:02,662 --> 01:31:04,831 It's just that the sense of Jeff could persist 1478 01:31:04,831 --> 01:31:06,666 and I might not be able to enjoy a sauna. 1479 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,340 - Souper. - Hey! 1480 01:31:08,501 --> 01:31:11,671 We are saving future lives. Will you please remember that? 1481 01:31:11,671 --> 01:31:14,974 I understand, but I'm just saying, is that enough to watch a man burn alive? 1482 01:31:15,175 --> 01:31:18,144 Hey! It's poker night, yeah? 1483 01:31:18,144 --> 01:31:21,581 - It's poker night, so we play poker-- - Oh, my God, he is so annoying. 1484 01:31:21,581 --> 01:31:24,184 - It's-- I know. - If I win, I live. And if I lose, 1485 01:31:24,184 --> 01:31:26,986 you just **** me up on ket. You do whatever you want. 1486 01:31:26,986 --> 01:31:30,357 Even if you win at poker, I get control of BILTER. 1487 01:31:30,357 --> 01:31:34,940 - Yes. - I'll give you the AI, I keep the rump. 1488 01:31:34,940 --> 01:31:35,195 **** you, the rump. 1489 01:31:35,195 --> 01:31:37,931 - You're in no position to negotiate. - Look, look, look, look, guys, 1490 01:31:37,931 --> 01:31:39,766 this is a very good deal. 1491 01:31:40,533 --> 01:31:42,535 Come on, Rand-O. Look, look, look. 1492 01:31:42,669 --> 01:31:45,505 This is really good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1493 01:31:45,705 --> 01:31:47,674 Now we're at the table together. Yeah? 1494 01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:51,440 - Social media posts suggesting breakdown. - Rand, I see you ****ing thinking, bro. 1495 01:31:51,177 --> 01:31:55,882 - This is nice. It's good shit. - Okay, gut check. Do we engage? 1496 01:31:56,182 --> 01:31:58,840 - Yes. - I'm serious. 1497 01:31:58,251 --> 01:32:01,554 I think this is really difficult to make watertight. 1498 01:32:01,554 --> 01:32:03,356 - Honestly, I think he burns. - No! 1499 01:32:04,624 --> 01:32:08,610 Could we overcome legal niceties, versus watching a man burn alive? 1500 01:32:08,610 --> 01:32:10,730 Anything he agrees to, he'd just claim duress. 1501 01:32:10,730 --> 01:32:12,966 - Technically, it is a real challenge. - I won't! 1502 01:32:12,966 --> 01:32:14,534 - Yes. Sure. - Sake of argument, 1503 01:32:14,534 --> 01:32:16,102 he Zooms with lawyers from in there? 1504 01:32:16,236 --> 01:32:19,706 Yeah. Double NDA'd, Letter of Intent, tonight. 1505 01:32:19,973 --> 01:32:22,420 - He self-undermines on a podcast? - Yes! 1506 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:26,279 We get NSA Roddy, the White House, Misha from his board. Conference call? 1507 01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:28,581 - Maybe worth a conversation. - Yes! 1508 01:32:28,581 --> 01:32:30,784 Yeah. The whole shebang, binding LOI. 1509 01:32:31,510 --> 01:32:34,788 Just get it done while we ****ing still have the petroleum insurance policy. 1510 01:32:34,788 --> 01:32:37,757 I mean, if Dave and the president underwrite, legals become secondary. 1511 01:32:39,590 --> 01:32:43,229 - I mean, I do like Jeff. - I like Jeff. 1512 01:32:43,229 --> 01:32:46,132 - I like Jeff. - Do we draft a counter? 1513 01:32:46,733 --> 01:32:48,268 - Yes! - Stop. 1514 01:32:48,268 --> 01:32:50,103 All right. Yes, yes, yes. 1515 01:32:50,103 --> 01:32:51,171 - Yes? - Yes? 1516 01:32:51,171 --> 01:32:52,505 - Yes. - Jeff? 1517 01:32:52,772 --> 01:32:54,441 - Yeah? - We are going to go-- 1518 01:32:54,441 --> 01:32:55,608 Yes, let's do it. 1519 01:32:55,775 --> 01:32:57,770 - We're-- No, you are going... - No. 1520 01:32:57,770 --> 01:32:58,345 - Let's talk together. - ...to stay here, 1521 01:32:58,345 --> 01:33:00,947 - and we are going to go talk about it. - No! No! Let me out of here! 1522 01:33:00,947 --> 01:33:02,282 - Jeff! Don't! - Hey! 1523 01:33:02,282 --> 01:33:03,616 Don't do that! Stop it! 1524 01:33:03,616 --> 01:33:05,652 - I will ****ing rape you! - Hey, sit down, Jeff! Sit down! 1525 01:33:05,652 --> 01:33:06,753 You're ruining it! 1526 01:33:06,853 --> 01:33:08,988 - Come on! You are going to blow it! - Sit down! 1527 01:33:09,456 --> 01:33:13,793 I want you to smile at me, Jeff! Smile! Jeff! Don't blow this. Sit down! 1528 01:33:13,793 --> 01:33:16,162 - Show your teeth, Jeff. Smile. - Smile, Jeff. 1529 01:33:16,162 --> 01:33:18,932 - Hey! You need to cool down. - Show your teeth. 1530 01:33:18,932 --> 01:33:19,999 Cool your jets. 1531 01:33:19,999 --> 01:33:22,469 - There we go. That's the Jeff we like. - There we go. 1532 01:33:22,836 --> 01:33:25,438 - Let's figure out your future. - Okay, what are we doing? Who's gonna-- 1533 01:33:25,438 --> 01:33:27,440 - Are we doing this by hand? - Oh, my god. 1534 01:33:39,386 --> 01:33:41,121 Hello. Come on in, straight to the back. 1535 01:33:41,121 --> 01:33:44,357 Lawyers on the far side. Crisis PR, stay closer to me. 1536 01:33:44,357 --> 01:33:47,660 Nice to see you, Jim. Welcome. Thank you for expediting yourselves. 1537 01:33:48,194 --> 01:33:50,196 Live situation, excited to fill you in. 1538 01:34:02,142 --> 01:34:04,878 - Looks better in India. - Not so great in Greece. 1539 01:34:05,110 --> 01:34:06,880 India's bigger than Greece. 1540 01:34:07,147 --> 01:34:11,317 Okay, it's through. Deal is Docu-signed. 1541 01:34:11,418 --> 01:34:14,154 Congrats, Souper. Your centi-millionaireship is over. 1542 01:34:14,721 --> 01:34:17,490 - You got bought out at two bill. - Yes! 1543 01:34:17,657 --> 01:34:22,495 We're done on the non-disclosed, and LOI is final. My role is set. 1544 01:34:23,630 --> 01:34:25,699 I'll tell you one thing, I'd like to conduct all my negotiations 1545 01:34:25,699 --> 01:34:26,766 with my opposite number 1546 01:34:26,766 --> 01:34:28,702 covered in gasoline with me holding the match. 1547 01:34:30,370 --> 01:34:32,672 Who's going to release the hound? 1548 01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:35,208 Paula! 1549 01:34:39,412 --> 01:34:42,849 Mr. Abredazi thought he'd be more comfortable sleeping in the sauna. 1550 01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:47,620 It's time for him to get going. Let's show him to his car, yeah? 1551 01:34:47,620 --> 01:34:48,722 Sure thing. 1552 01:34:51,224 --> 01:34:53,590 You don't think he's going to come in here, do you? 1553 01:34:53,590 --> 01:34:54,527 - No. - No, he can exit straight to his car. 1554 01:34:56,463 --> 01:34:58,640 Hope he didn't make a mess in there. 1555 01:34:58,698 --> 01:35:01,534 He had a bucket. He couldn't have filled the bucket. 1556 01:35:01,968 --> 01:35:05,805 Guys, great outcome. Really executed on stated aims. 1557 01:35:06,606 --> 01:35:07,607 Two billion. 1558 01:35:08,942 --> 01:35:11,277 This whole time I thought I was allergic to B-nuts. 1559 01:35:11,411 --> 01:35:12,412 Morning. 1560 01:35:12,612 --> 01:35:15,415 - Oh, my. He's com-- Oh, God. - Jesus. Gross. 1561 01:35:15,415 --> 01:35:18,985 - I hope he's not gonna milk it. - And he brought the goons. 1562 01:35:22,222 --> 01:35:23,223 Morning. 1563 01:35:24,124 --> 01:35:25,325 - Morning. - Good morning. 1564 01:35:28,428 --> 01:35:30,630 It's okay. Yeah. 1565 01:35:58,992 --> 01:36:00,126 Just feeling a little dry. 1566 01:36:00,827 --> 01:36:04,431 Did you not get the-- We sent some Evian down. 1567 01:36:04,998 --> 01:36:07,634 I did. Nevertheless, I'm a little dehydrated 1568 01:36:07,834 --> 01:36:11,705 - from my night in the sauna. - Yeah. 1569 01:36:12,939 --> 01:36:13,940 Milking it. 1570 01:36:15,542 --> 01:36:17,444 These smoothies are excellent if you want some. 1571 01:36:17,677 --> 01:36:19,546 Yeah, three kinds of smoothies. 1572 01:36:20,113 --> 01:36:24,617 This one has three kinds of different dumb kale or some nonsense. 1573 01:36:24,784 --> 01:36:25,785 It's pretty good. 1574 01:36:26,853 --> 01:36:28,321 Thanks. Thanks, guys. 1575 01:36:32,525 --> 01:36:33,526 You okay? 1576 01:36:35,862 --> 01:36:37,300 What can I say? 1577 01:36:38,732 --> 01:36:40,166 You have other buddies. 1578 01:36:40,967 --> 01:36:44,137 You love telling us about all of your golf buddies. 1579 01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:48,174 Are you ****ing kidding? I love you guys. 1580 01:36:50,477 --> 01:36:53,130 That's why I think you trying to kill me is... 1581 01:36:53,480 --> 01:36:56,149 particularly difficult to get over. 1582 01:36:57,417 --> 01:36:58,418 Guilt trip. 1583 01:37:01,988 --> 01:37:04,891 - You almost burned me alive. - Roosters are roosters. 1584 01:37:05,492 --> 01:37:09,696 Look, I'm sorry. We're sorry if you think we did something wrong. 1585 01:37:12,699 --> 01:37:15,235 - We're sorry, Jeff. - We're very sorry that you're upset. 1586 01:37:32,385 --> 01:37:34,854 This is what was a gift. 1587 01:37:38,224 --> 01:37:40,927 The Brewster Brew. It's a Kentucky Japanese whiskey. 1588 01:37:41,895 --> 01:37:43,697 I mean, it's a trophy investment. 1589 01:37:44,564 --> 01:37:45,932 It's actually a really nice business, 1590 01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:51,604 but I know that none of you want to be in consumables, so, yeah. 1591 01:37:52,906 --> 01:37:53,940 Thank you, Jeff. 1592 01:37:57,711 --> 01:38:01,715 So, yeah. Soup's still going to Argentina, or--? 1593 01:38:02,382 --> 01:38:08,254 - Maybe. Puppet master from Miami, maybe. - We talked about a bigger project, 1594 01:38:08,254 --> 01:38:11,658 but no one wanted to get into the DMV of it all. 1595 01:38:11,658 --> 01:38:13,593 Storm drains, et cetera. 1596 01:38:15,595 --> 01:38:18,665 Don't play dumb, man. We like you. It just made sense. 1597 01:38:19,766 --> 01:38:23,603 This is a terrifying experience, and I don't know that I'll ever recover. 1598 01:38:24,337 --> 01:38:25,572 Don't be a sourpuss. 1599 01:38:26,106 --> 01:38:30,243 It was tight, aggressive play, but it panned out. Don't take it personal. 1600 01:38:32,112 --> 01:38:33,113 It was a crazy weekend. 1601 01:38:34,247 --> 01:38:35,248 Truly. 1602 01:38:39,285 --> 01:38:43,990 Okay. I'm just gonna shower. And then... 1603 01:38:46,426 --> 01:38:47,427 Yeah. 1604 01:38:49,295 --> 01:38:50,296 ****-a-doodle-brew. 1605 01:38:52,265 --> 01:38:53,633 - ****-a-doodle-brew. - ****-a-doodle-brew. 1606 01:39:32,572 --> 01:39:35,175 - Hey, Hes. - Hi, Jeff. 1607 01:39:39,679 --> 01:39:41,470 Hey, how was it? 1608 01:39:42,248 --> 01:39:43,583 Pretty horrible at the airports. 1609 01:39:45,552 --> 01:39:49,222 Yeah, well, safe now, so... 1610 01:39:52,158 --> 01:39:56,196 I don't like being followed. Jeff, it really freaked me out. 1611 01:40:01,534 --> 01:40:02,902 I'm saying, L.A. is good. 1612 01:40:03,536 --> 01:40:08,908 We go, we bunker up, while I figure out a New Zealand sitch, yeah? And... 1613 01:40:10,844 --> 01:40:12,379 You-- You'll... you'll come with me? 1614 01:40:16,583 --> 01:40:18,251 Yeah. Yeah. 1615 01:40:23,223 --> 01:40:24,290 Sorry, Hes. 1616 01:40:32,899 --> 01:40:34,701 I just wanted to say... 1617 01:40:36,736 --> 01:40:38,271 that it was Randall's idea. 1618 01:40:39,773 --> 01:40:41,574 - Okay. - Not that that means anything. 1619 01:40:42,909 --> 01:40:44,978 It's like, there's no excuses, but I... 1620 01:40:45,745 --> 01:40:47,447 I'm just, I'm under a lot of pressure. 1621 01:40:47,447 --> 01:40:50,417 Like, I was up all night, wrote this seven-screen email to Berry. 1622 01:40:50,417 --> 01:40:53,219 I'm just... I'm just not in a great way. 1623 01:40:53,219 --> 01:40:54,554 - But that's so-- - Ven... 1624 01:40:56,222 --> 01:40:57,257 It was funny. 1625 01:40:59,392 --> 01:41:02,462 - Yeah? - And none of it's gonna stick. 1626 01:41:02,595 --> 01:41:03,963 I'm gonna weasel out of all of it. 1627 01:41:04,964 --> 01:41:07,734 What, you're gonna, like, spend the rest of your life in court, 1628 01:41:08,168 --> 01:41:10,403 disowning all this crap that you just signed? 1629 01:41:11,738 --> 01:41:14,341 Everybody wants me to have your shit. 1630 01:41:15,108 --> 01:41:17,777 So, why don't you be a hero and do the right thing? 1631 01:41:18,778 --> 01:41:20,146 Do a deal, join forces. 1632 01:41:20,413 --> 01:41:23,450 Not with Randall. That's too much. 1633 01:41:25,485 --> 01:41:27,954 - Randall's sick. - Yeah, more cancer. 1634 01:41:28,455 --> 01:41:29,622 Cancer of the take. 1635 01:41:30,900 --> 01:41:33,326 If I get Randall put out to ****ing pasture, can we do this deal? 1636 01:41:34,940 --> 01:41:35,161 Come inside? 1637 01:41:37,430 --> 01:41:38,465 I can come inside. 1638 01:41:40,300 --> 01:41:42,302 But I'll come for you in the end, you know that. 1639 01:41:44,270 --> 01:41:45,438 That's what's exciting. 1640 01:41:46,306 --> 01:41:50,777 I'm excited to see what happens, my platform operating full tilt. 1641 01:41:53,813 --> 01:41:55,648 - It's nothing. - Nothing? 1642 01:41:55,815 --> 01:41:56,816 Nothing. 1643 01:42:01,154 --> 01:42:04,491 I think there's a non-trivial chance it'll be a full ****ing disaster. 1644 01:42:04,824 --> 01:42:06,526 Yeah, and I don't. 1645 01:42:19,673 --> 01:42:21,374 I guess we gotta make a little side bet then. 1646 01:42:23,343 --> 01:42:26,346 Finally, this poker weekend has some ****ing action. 1647 01:42:27,247 --> 01:42:28,815 ****! 1648 01:43:42,422 --> 01:43:46,593 Hi, I'm Slowzo and I'll guide you through today's session. 1649 01:43:47,761 --> 01:43:48,762 Inhale... 1650 01:43:50,930 --> 01:43:52,732 and exhale. 1651 01:43:54,901 --> 01:43:55,902 Inhale... 1652 01:43:58,104 --> 01:43:59,906 and exhale.