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PEABODY: Our story begins
high over New York City...

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in the luxurious
penthouse apartment...

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of perhaps the most unlikely
genius the world has ever known.

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Oh. Sorry. You caught me
doing my yoga.

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You were expecting

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downward dog,
perhaps? (CHUCKLES)

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My name is Mr. Peabody.

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And since we're going to be
spending some time together...

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I'd like to tell you
a little bit about myself.

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You see,
ever since I was a pup...

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it was clear that
I was different.

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(DOG BARKING)

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PEABODY: I tried
to fit in...

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No, thank you.

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But never could.

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As I grew, I saw more and
more of my littermates...

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being chosen by their new families.
(SNARLING)

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But for some reason,
I never was.

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Come on, boy!
Fetch the stick!

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But why? Won't you
just throw it again?

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It's an exercise in futility.

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I don't want this one,
Mommy. He's sarcastic.

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Wait, wait! Come back!
Throw the stick.

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I'll stay, I'll heel,
I'll even shake hands.

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Bark, bark?

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So, without
a family of my own...

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I dedicated myself to
the pursuit of knowledge...

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culture, and athletics.
(GASPS OF AWE)

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(CHEERING)

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I received my degree at Harvard.

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Vale-dog-torian, of course.

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STUDENTS: Yay!

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And then, I devoted myself
to helping mankind.

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I pioneered new techniques
in alternative energy.

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(COW FARTS)

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AUDIENCE: Yay!

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Resolved geopolitical
conflicts around the globe.

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(CHEERING)

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And in my spare time...

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I invented the fist bump,
planking, tearaway pants...

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Auto-Tune...

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the backside Ollie...

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and Zumba.

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MAN: (SINGING)
Now go

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Stop

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Drop

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Pause

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But what I'm most proud of
is my son, Sherman.

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Hi, Mr. Peabody.

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Oh! (WHISPERING) Have you
told them about the WABAC?

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(WHISPERS) I was
just getting to that.

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When I adopted Sherman, I vowed
to be the best father I could be.

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To prepare him for all
the wonders of the world,

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present and past.

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And so, Sherman inspired the
greatest invention of my life...

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a time machine.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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Of course, time travel
can be a bit unpredictable.

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There are bound to be
a few mishaps along the way.

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Let's just say,
the Leaning Tower of Pisa

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wasn't always leaning.

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(ECHOING) But there's
nothing like learning

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the lessons of
history firsthand.

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Right, Sherman?

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Where are we going
today, Mr. Peabody?

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Not "where," Sherman.

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"When."

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SHERMAN: Whoa! This is the
biggest house I've ever seen!

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PEABODY: It's the Palace of
Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette.

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You know, she was mostly
famous for one thing.

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Cake!

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I love cake so much.

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(GIGGLES)

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Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr.
Peabody.

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MARIE: (CHUCKLING) Oh!
Indeed she does.

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Marie was a woman with a
prodigious appetite...

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for all things
covered with frosting.

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But her expensive tastes made her
the target of much criticism.

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Why?
Because, Sherman...

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during Marie's reign,
the common people

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of France were exceedingly poor.

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You've got any bread?

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No! I'm exceedingly poor.

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Now, can we have some cake?

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Mais, oui.

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Oh, yeah, sorry.
(LAUGHS)

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"May we" have some cake?

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Mais, oui!

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Maybe she can't hear me
through the hair.

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Sherman, what
the queen means is...

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Ah! (LAUGHS)
Let them eat cake!

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When the queen heard the poor of
Paris could not even buy bread...

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she said,
"Let them eat cake."

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No!

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I heard it myself.

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It's a scandal!
It's an outrage!

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Down with the queen!

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Down with the monarchy!

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Wait!

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What kind of cake?

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(CROWD CHANTING IN FRENCH)

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(ALL GASP)

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Smashing party, Your Majesty.

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But now, I'm afraid
Sherman and I must be...

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Sherman? Sherman?

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Sherman!

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Sherman?

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Sherman! Here,
Sherman. (WHISTLES)

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Hey, Mr. Peabody.

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What are you doing in here?
(SMACKS LIPS)

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Trying these other cakes.

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There's one in here with whipped
cream and strawberries that's...

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pretty fantastic!

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Sherman...

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don't you remember
why I told you to stay

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close to me during
the French Revolution?

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Because after
the French Revolution...

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it was gonna rain?
Close.

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I said, "After the
French Revolution comes..."

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the Reign of Terror!"

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(CROWD CONTINUES
CHANTING IN FRENCH)

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Round up the aristocrats.

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(INDISTINCT CHEERING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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(CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

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The queen and her
aristocratic cronies...

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must pay the price
for their gluttony.

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We will slaughter them
like the dogs they are.

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Starting with this one!
(CROWD CHEERING)

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SHERMAN: Mr. Peabody!

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What should I do?

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Nothing, Sherman.
Just stay right there.

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But, Mr. Peabody!

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Everything is going
to be fine, Sherman.

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Just stay right there.

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Off with his head!
(CHEERING)

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Mr. Peabody! (GROANS)

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A cantaloupe?

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The lowest of the fruits.

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Who dares to insult me
with this melon?

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Get that dog!

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(PANTING) Mr. Peabody,
how did you escape?

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It's simple, Sherman.

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I noticed the distance
between the sewer lids...

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reasoned that there must be one

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directly under
the guillotine platform...

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noted the loose board
under the basket...

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computed the angle at
which the setting sun

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would bounce off your glasses...

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momentarily blinding
the executioner...

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and chose that moment to swipe
the executioner's melon...

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giving me the added weight to tip
the boards, facilitating my exit.

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That's amazing!

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It's not amazing.

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It was just a matter
of keeping my head.

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(LAUGHS)
"Keeping your head."

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I don't get it.

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There he is!
After them!

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Come, Sherman, quick!

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(COUGHS) Oh, this
water tastes terrible.

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Interestingly, that's not water.

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(SPITTING)

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Ha-ha!

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I've got you now.

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Indeed you have,
Monsieur Robespierre.

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And what a master
of the chase you are.

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Oh, you noticed?

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Of course.

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Doubling back on me like that.

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That was genius.

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Thank you.

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I just hope you don't take
my little confederate, here.

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I depend on him so completely.

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Get over here, you.
(GASPS)

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Drats!
You're devilishly clever.

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I know. And much quicker
than you as well.

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But are you quick
enough for this?

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Ha-ha! See? Quick!

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Quick, yes, but not too smart.

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Oh! Another cantaloupe!

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Your sword!

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All right, Sherman,
looks like it's time

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for a little pop quiz
in the art of fencing.

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Go!
(BOTH GRUNTING)

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Attack! Parry!
Thrust! Repeat!

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No.
Remise!

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(SCREAMS)
PEABODY: Good boy!

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(SOLDIERS LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)

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Oh!
(ALL GASP)

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(GROWLING)

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(GASPING) Huh?

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Ha-ha! You missed!

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I never miss.

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(RUMBLING)

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(GASPING)

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(SOLDIERS SCREAMING)
PEABODY: Hop on!

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SHERMAN: Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Yeah! Whoa!

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Yeah!

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Do you smell that, Sherman?

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It wasn't me, Mr. Peabody.

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I know it wasn't you.

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It's the methane gas
in the sewer system.

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And given the fact that it ignites
at 306 degrees Fahrenheit...

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we're about to use it...

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to blast out of here!

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Hang on!

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SHERMAN: Whoo!

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Wow!

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Nice landing, eh, Sherman?
Oof!

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So, what did you
learn today, Sherman?

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That French Revolution
was crazy.

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How so?

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All those guys getting
their heads chopped off...

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and nobody standing up
and saying it wasn't right.

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And think, Marie Antoinette could
have avoided the whole revolution...

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if she'd simply issued an edict

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to distribute
bread amongst the poor.

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But then, she couldn't
have had her dessert.

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Why not, Mr. Peabody?

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Because, Sherman, you can't have

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your cake and edict, too.

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(LAUGHS)

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I don't get it.

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(MECHANICAL HUMMING)

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Where are we gonna go tomorrow, Mr.
Peabody?

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Ancient Rome?
The Wild West? 1492?

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No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't
be going to any of those places.

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Oh. Why not?

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Because tomorrow's adventure...

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is one that you're going to
be taking all on your own.

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What do you mean,
Mr. Peabody?

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Don't you remember?

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It's your first day of school.

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Oh. Can I drive?
Of course not.

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PEABODY: Remember, Sherman,
"I" before "e", except after "c".

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I know, Mr. Peabody!

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And don't forget about
the commutative principle.

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Two plus three
equals three plus two.

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I know, Mr. Peabody!

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And if you have to
go to the bathroom...

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just raise your hand proudly
and say, "I have to go."

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I will, Mr. Peabody.

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And remember, the No.2 pencil
is standard for most uses...

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but there are times
when a No. 1 comes in handy.

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I left a little pencil chart
in your backpack...

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which you can consult if it
ever becomes a judgment call.

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SHERMAN: I think
I'll be okay!

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Okay, bye, Mr. Peabody.

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PEABODY: Wait.

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See you after school.
Sherman!

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I gotta go. I gotta
sign up for the clubs.

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No one is more in
favor of participation

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in fraternal
organizations than I.

257
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:51,177
But before you go,
I want you to have this.

258
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,179
Thanks. What is it?

259
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,15
A dog whistle.

260
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,717
(BLOWING)

261
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,786
(SHUDDERING)

262
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,288
It doesn't work,
Mr. Peabody.

263
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,692
(GROANS) It works fine, Sherman.

264
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,361
It's just a frequency
only dogs can hear.

265
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,130
Oh, cool.

266
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,699
Let that little keepsake
be a reminder to you...

267
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,1
that no matter what
challenges you face,

268
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,237
no matter how far
away I might seem...

269
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,639
Bye, Mr. Peabody!

270
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,78
I'm with you.

271
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,254
TEACHER: George Washington.

272
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,524
Who can tell me who he is?

273
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,592
Oh, me! I can! I can't

274
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,728
Uh... Sherman.

275
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,698
The first president of the
United States of America.

276
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,32
TEACHER: Good job.

277
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,69
And when President Washington
was a little boy...

278
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,72
what kind of tree
did he cut down?

279
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,340
Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me!
(CLEARS THROAT)

280
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,408
TEACHER: Penny?
A cherry tree.

281
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,643
Apocryphal.

282
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,877
What kind of tree is that?

283
00:12:58,11 --> 00:13:00,280
It's not a tree. It's a word.
"Apocryphal."

284
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,115
It means that story is not true.

285
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,883
Really?
Yeah.

286
00:13:04,17 --> 00:13:05,952
George Washington never
cut down a cherry tree...

287
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,721
and he never said
he couldn't lie.

288
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,724
People made those stories up to
teach kids a lesson about lying...

289
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:11,891
but they're not true.

290
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,226
He did cross the Delaware River,

291
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,862
Christmas night, 1776, though.

292
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,465
My dad took me there this summer.
We crossed it, too.

293
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,633
I fell in.
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

294
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,939
Looks like someone really knows
their history, huh, Penny?

295
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,809
(GROWLS)

296
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,745
(INDISTINCT TALKING)

297
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,780
SHERMAN: It's really great
meeting you guys.

298
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,815
Maybe you can come over
to my house sometime.

299
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,785
I could bring my new model.
It's a hydrogen atom.

300
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,553
You've only got one, huh?

301
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,589
Guess we'll have to split it.

302
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,757
(ALL LAUGH)

303
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,791
(SNORTS) Good one!

304
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,261
Check it, guys.

305
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,499
(SLURPING) What do you
got there, Sherman?

306
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,967
Kibbles or bits?

307
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,302
Actually, I've got baby carrots,

308
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,605
organic apple juice,
and a tuna sandwich.

309
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,175
It's super-high
in omega-3s.

310
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,944
So, you eat human food, huh?

311
00:14:05,78 --> 00:14:06,579
Yeah. Why wouldn't I?

312
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:07,847
Because you're a dog.

313
00:14:08,14 --> 00:14:09,115
No, I'm not.

314
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:12,452
Sure you are. Your dad is a
dog, so you're a dog, too.

315
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,954
I think you're confused. It's
an adoptive relationship.

316
00:14:15,88 --> 00:14:16,589
Zip it, Carl.
Okay.

317
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,958
Here, I'll show you.
Fetch!

318
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,61
(STUDENTS GASP)

319
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,596
Go on, doggy.
Go get your lunch.

320
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,664
Go on.

321
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,765
Go get it.

322
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,133
(ALL LAUGHING)

323
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,469
Ugh. The humiliation.

324
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,305
(SING-SONG) Sherman,
go get your food.

325
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,374
Make like a good little doggy.

326
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,875
Ruff-ruff! (CHUCKLES)

327
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,683
What's this?
It's mine!

328
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,318
Give it back!

329
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,487
What is it? A whistle?
(BLOWING)

330
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,757
Ugh! Stupid thing
doesn't even work.

331
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,392
It's a dog whistle, Penny.

332
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,994
It operates at a frequency
that only dogs can hear.

333
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,730
Back up, Carl.
Okay.

334
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,199
Penny, that whistle
is my private property.

335
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,334
Give it back!
Jump, doggy, jump. (CHUCKLES)

336
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,669
I am not a dog.

337
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:03,803
Come on, Sherman!

338
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,673
Just admit it.
You're a dog. Say it.

339
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:07,874
(GRUNTING) Let me go!

340
00:15:08,41 --> 00:15:10,510
Not until you beg like a dog.

341
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,412
Come on, Sherman. Beg!
(GRUNTING)

342
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,181
STUDENTS: (CHANTING)
Fight, fight, fight!

343
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,816
(BELL RINGING)

344
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,687
PURDY: Mr. Peabody, thank you for
coming in on such short notice...

345
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,23
to discuss
the problem with Sherman.

346
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,25
Oh, it's not a problem
at all, Principal Purdy.

347
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,359
I fully expected this.

348
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,494
You did?
Yes.

349
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,996
And, as with all things
Sherman-related, I prepared for it.

350
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,464
Here's a curriculum
that takes Sherman's

351
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,999
advanced preparation
into account...

352
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,868
but won't require you to have
him skip one or more grades.

353
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,935
Mr. Peabody...

354
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,338
Here are some pre-algebra worksheets,
an advanced reading list...

355
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,273
and a link to
a website I created

356
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,142
so he can start
studying Mandarin Chinese.

357
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,877
It is, after all,
the language of the future.

358
00:15:44,10 --> 00:15:45,78
Mr. Peabody!

359
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,113
I'm not saying he shouldn't study
French, too, Principal Purdy.

360
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,415
I'm saying have him do both.

361
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,516
Mr. Peabody!

362
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,384
What? Not enough? Swahili?

363
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,952
(SPEAKING SWAHILI)

364
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,121
Sherman got into a fight today.

365
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,57
Oh, dear.

366
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,225
Pictures were taken...

367
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,561
for insurance purposes.

368
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,637
GRUNION: He bit her.

369
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:15,875
I must say, it doesn't look
good for you, Mr. Peabody.

370
00:16:16,42 --> 00:16:19,145
After all, you are a dog.

371
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,147
Who, may I ask, are you?

372
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,818
I am Ms. Grunion from the Bureau
of Child Safety and Protection.

373
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,755
We're required by law to contact
them whenever there's an...

374
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:30,724
incident.

375
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,893
Sherman has never done
anything like this before.

376
00:16:34,60 --> 00:16:35,562
I'm sure he must
have had a reason.

377
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,530
Well, the girl was being
a bit of a bully...

378
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,932
GRUNION: Quiet, Purdy!

379
00:16:39,65 --> 00:16:41,334
It's normal for
children to tease.

380
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,4
It's not normal
for them to bite.

381
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,840
Clearly, it's because of
how he's being raised.

382
00:16:47,7 --> 00:16:49,676
In my opinion,
a dog can never be

383
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,512
a suitable parent
to a little boy.

384
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,913
I must point out,
Ms. Grunion...

385
00:16:54,80 --> 00:16:55,915
that I won
the right to adopt Sherman

386
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,117
in a court of law.

387
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,20
And the court can
take it away from you.

388
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:04,624
I'll be coming to your home tomorrow
evening to conduct an investigation.

389
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:08,395
If I discover that you are, in
any way, an unfit parent...

390
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,298
I will see to it Sherman is
removed from your custody.

391
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,901
(PENCIL SHARPENER WHIRRING)

392
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,72
Permanently.

393
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,909
I hope I've made myself clear.

394
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,714
Crystal.

395
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:32,419
SHERMAN: I'm sorry
I bit her, Mr. Peabody.

396
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,953
I won't do it again.

397
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,588
You're darn tooting
you won't do it again.

398
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,658
This kind of wanton violence
is totally unacceptable.

399
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:42,62
And rather uncharacteristic, given
how you feel about Mr. Gandhi.

400
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,597
What on earth provoked it?

401
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,937
(SIGHING) She called me a dog.

402
00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,447
Well, all right then.

403
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,250
Thank you for telling me.

404
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,187
Try and get some sleep.

405
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,793
I love you, Mr. Peabody.

406
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:18,131
I have a deep regard
for you as well, Sherman.

407
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,351
(BEAUTIFUL BOY PLAYING)

408
00:18:44,24 --> 00:18:45,592
Close your eyes

409
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,497
Have no fear

410
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:56,269
The master's gone
He's on the run

411
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,638
And your daddy's here

412
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:05,145
Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy

413
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,47
(TRUMPETING)

414
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,919
(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

415
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,826
(THUNDER CRASHING)

416
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,230
Say a little prayer

417
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,737
Every day, in every way

418
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,673
It's getting better and better

419
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:41,47
Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy

420
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,951
(GIGGLING)

421
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:49,789
Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy

422
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,862
A hard road to hoe

423
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,899
Yes, it's a long way to go

424
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,69
But in the meantime

425
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,407
(LAUGHING)

426
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,75
(COOS)

427
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,278
Take my hand

428
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,182
(BABY CRYING)

429
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,320
Life is what happens to you while
you're busy making other plans

430
00:20:23,23 --> 00:20:28,495
Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy

431
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,866
(COOING)

432
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:37,3
Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy

433
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,573
Mr. Peabody...

434
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,776
you are a Nobel
Prize-winning scientist.

435
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,511
An advisor to heads of state.

436
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,413
A captain of industry.

437
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,82
Why would you
want to adopt a boy?

438
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,750
Because, Your Honor...

439
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:56,523
when I found Sherman, it reminded
me of how I started out in life.

440
00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,527
And now, I want to give him
the one thing I always wanted.

441
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,928
A home.

442
00:21:02,95 --> 00:21:04,698
And you're sure you're capable
of meeting all the challenges...

443
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,633
of raising a human boy?

444
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:10,36
With all due respect,
how hard could it be?

445
00:21:12,5 --> 00:21:13,206
Very well, then.

446
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,342
If a boy can adopt a dog...

447
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:19,212
I see no reason
why a dog cannot adopt a boy.

448
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,548
(SHERMAN GURGLES)

449
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,851
Da-da!

450
00:21:25,18 --> 00:21:26,486
No, Sherman, not "Da-da."

451
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,888
You shall call me
"Mr. Peabody."

452
00:21:29,22 --> 00:21:31,758
Or, in less formal moments,
simply "Peabody."

453
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,193
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

454
00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:34,394
That's right.

455
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,196
"Mr. Pea-baba."
(COOS)

456
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,601
Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful boy

457
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,322
(SIZZLING)

458
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:19,873
What's cooking, Mr. Peabody?

459
00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:21,74
Oh, nothing much.

460
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:24,444
Just a little Dungeness crab with
a passion-fruit basil concassé.

461
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,546
Some truffled quails
in a juniper-berry reduction.

462
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,548
And Baked Alaska.

463
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:31,418
Wow! Is today some
kind of special occasion?

464
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,485
You could say.

465
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,820
It's not my birthday.

466
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,221
No, it isn't.

467
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,489
It's not your birthday.

468
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:37,791
Right again.

469
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,926
It's not Father's Day.
Is it?

470
00:22:40,93 --> 00:22:42,462
Nope. It's not Father's Day.
(DOORBELL RINGING)

471
00:22:43,63 --> 00:22:44,898
Is the president
coming to dinner again?

472
00:22:45,65 --> 00:22:46,866
No.
Oh.

473
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,568
So, who's coming to dinner?

474
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:51,104
Let's just say, if the
evening is a success...

475
00:22:51,271 --> 00:22:53,973
we can put this whole
"biting" business behind us.

476
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,243
(GASPS)

477
00:23:01,47 --> 00:23:03,717
The Petersons! Welcome.

478
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,984
So, he's literally a dog.

479
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,219
Paul!

480
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:07,387
No, that's all right.

481
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,323
Although,
I prefer "literate dog."

482
00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:11,624
(LAUGHS) That's funny.

483
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,26
Isn't that funny, Paul?

484
00:23:13,59 --> 00:23:14,227
(GRUMBLES)

485
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,196
(CHUCKLES) He's not
a big laugher.

486
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,998
We're so delighted you could
make it on such short notice.

487
00:23:19,99 --> 00:23:20,467
Aren't we, Sherman?

488
00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:23,136
Aren't we, Sherman?

489
00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:26,673
Yeah, we're interested in what's
going on, that's for sure.

490
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,675
Say hello to Penny, Sherman.

491
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,276
Hi, Penny.

492
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,945
Hello, Sherman.

493
00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:33,680
Now, why don't you go show Penny

494
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,415
your mineral collection,
Sherman?

495
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,183
I'm sure she'll find
those new geodes

496
00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:38,818
of yours fascinating.

497
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:40,920
Come on.
(SIGHS)

498
00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:46,26
I am so glad you
accepted my invitation.

499
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:49,529
Now, the kids can resolve their
differences before Ms. Grunion arrives.

500
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,931
You're barking up the wrong tree, mister.
In fact...

501
00:23:52,98 --> 00:23:54,334
if it weren't for Patty, I would
have pressed charges already.

502
00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:55,835
And I have to
tell you, Peabody...

503
00:23:55,969 --> 00:23:57,437
where my daughter is concerned,

504
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,39
nothing is more important
than... (CELL PHONE RINGING)

505
00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:01,641
Hello. Sure,
I'll take a survey.

506
00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:06,146
(RHYTHMIC CLACKING)

507
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,352
Everything going swimmingly?

508
00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:13,553
Ugh.

509
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:16,289
Why didn't you tell me
she was coming over here?

510
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,558
Because I didn't want you to worry.
(SNARLS)

511
00:24:18,692 --> 00:24:20,994
Okay, because I didn't want to
listen to your bellyaching.

512
00:24:21,27 --> 00:24:23,496
Thank you for your honesty.

513
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,698
You're welcome.

514
00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:27,400
I don't know what you think we're
supposed to do in here anyway.

515
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:28,968
She hates me.

516
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,171
Share your interests.
Tell a witty anecdote.

517
00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:32,405
Mr. Peabody...

518
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:33,973
I hate her.

519
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,9
Sherman,
every great relationship...

520
00:24:36,176 --> 00:24:37,544
starts from a place of conflict,

521
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,45
and evolves into
something richer.

522
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,148
Bonne chance.

523
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:44,651
Make it work.

524
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:46,920
But don't tell her
about the WABAC.

525
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,760
PENNY: Don't even
think about it.

526
00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:55,729
Ah.

527
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,365
(PEABODY PLAYING
RHAPSODY IN BLUE)

528
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,843
(GASPS) Peabody,
that was amazing!

529
00:25:10,76 --> 00:25:11,945
Paul, wasn't that amazing?

530
00:25:12,78 --> 00:25:13,446
I'm more into
rock-'n'-roll.

531
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,715
(PLAYING PURPLE HAZE)

532
00:25:19,386 --> 00:25:20,820
I meant flamenco.

533
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:22,455
(PLAYING FLAMENCO SONG)

534
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:28,728
Bagpipes?

535
00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,31
Uh, didgeridoo.

536
00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:35,602
Sitar.

537
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,70
Steel drums.

538
00:25:37,237 --> 00:25:38,304
Trombone.

539
00:25:38,438 --> 00:25:39,739
Xylophone.

540
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:40,907
Djembe?

541
00:25:41,74 --> 00:25:42,142
Calliope.

542
00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:43,743
Oboe. Piccolo.

543
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,378
Tuba. Dobro.

544
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:46,713
Slide whistle. Yodeling.

545
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,914
Hurdy-gurdy. Ocarina.

546
00:25:48,81 --> 00:25:49,315
Harmonium. Musical saw.

547
00:25:49,449 --> 00:25:51,317
You know what?
This has been great...

548
00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:53,553
but a complete waste of time.

549
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,322
Now, let's get Penny
and go home! (GROANING)

550
00:25:56,456 --> 00:25:57,624
Are you all right, Paul?

551
00:25:57,624 --> 00:26:00,260
I'm... fine.

552
00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:01,895
(CHUCKLES) This happens
whenever he's tense.

553
00:26:02,62 --> 00:26:03,129
Paul, if I might...

554
00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:04,264
Stay away from me, Peabody!

555
00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:06,800
Just get back!
I need traction.

556
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:10,136
You can trust me, Paul.
I'm a licensed chiropractor.

557
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,638
Ow! Huh.

558
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,373
(GRUNTING)

559
00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:17,510
(GROANING)

560
00:26:19,479 --> 00:26:21,748
Ooh...

561
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,250
Ah...

562
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,19
Peabody...

563
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,520
I feel great.

564
00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:30,256
I... (INHALES DEEPLY)
I really feel great!

565
00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:32,759
(GASPS) Peabody,
you're a miracle worker.

566
00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,995
Ha-ha! Look at me!

567
00:26:36,129 --> 00:26:37,697
I'm dancing!

568
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:41,0
You know, Penny...

569
00:26:41,0 --> 00:26:43,470
Sigmund Freud says
if you don't like a person...

570
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:47,307
it's because they remind you of something
you don't like about yourself.

571
00:26:47,474 --> 00:26:49,275
What do you know
about Sigmund Freud?

572
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,543
More than you think.

573
00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:53,146
Sure. Just like you
know all that stuff...

574
00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:56,883
about George Washington not really
cutting down the cherry tree.

575
00:26:57,17 --> 00:26:58,218
Ugh. What a crock.

576
00:26:58,351 --> 00:26:59,352
But it's true!

577
00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:01,154
How do you know?
I just know!

578
00:27:01,321 --> 00:27:02,689
Did you read it in a book?
No!

579
00:27:02,856 --> 00:27:03,990
See it in a movie?
No!

580
00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:05,158
Did your brainiac dad tell you?

581
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,292
No!

582
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:07,627
So, how do you know, Sherman?

583
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:09,29
How do you know?

584
00:27:09,29 --> 00:27:10,263
He told me.

585
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,398
Who told you?

586
00:27:11,431 --> 00:27:12,966
George Washington.

587
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,136
George Washington?

588
00:27:17,537 --> 00:27:18,805
Yeah.

589
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:20,407
Ugh! Liar.

590
00:27:23,877 --> 00:27:25,745
But don't tell
her about the WABAC.

591
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,481
He calls it the "WABAC."

592
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,383
So, where have you gone in it?

593
00:27:30,550 --> 00:27:33,19
Not "where," Penny, "when."

594
00:27:33,186 --> 00:27:35,689
Okay, smart guy, when?

595
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:40,527
Oh, 1965,1776, 1620...

596
00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:44,431
1492, 1215, 4.

597
00:27:44,564 --> 00:27:46,533
Can it go back to an hour ago?
Why?

598
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,35
Because I could take it home,
pretend to be sick...

599
00:27:49,202 --> 00:27:51,137
and not come to
this lame dinner party.

600
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:54,140
Ha-ha. Mr. Peabody says you
should never use the WABAC...

601
00:27:54,374 --> 00:27:56,443
to travel to
a time when you existed.

602
00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:57,677
How come?

603
00:27:57,711 --> 00:27:58,745
There would be two of you.

604
00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,613
Oh, yeah.

605
00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:02,515
I guess the world's
not ready for that.

606
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:05,685
(GASPS)

607
00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:07,687
Wow.

608
00:28:08,588 --> 00:28:11,658
Um, well, now that we've seen
it, maybe we should go back.

609
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,961
Are you kidding?
Where should we go first?

610
00:28:15,95 --> 00:28:18,798
(SIGHS) Mr. Peabody says I'm not
allowed to drive it till I'm older.

611
00:28:18,932 --> 00:28:21,201
Do you do everything
Mr. Peabody says?

612
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:22,469
Yeah.

613
00:28:22,602 --> 00:28:24,404
You know what that
makes you, Sherman.

614
00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:26,406
An obedient son?

615
00:28:26,573 --> 00:28:27,774
Nope.

616
00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:29,75
A dog.

617
00:28:40,353 --> 00:28:41,688
(LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)

618
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,157
Ooh!
Nice control.

619
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,593
Look at him go!
Take it, Patty!

620
00:28:47,761 --> 00:28:48,995
PEABODY: Heads up, Paul!
Whoa!

621
00:28:49,262 --> 00:28:51,631
Here you go. Zing!

622
00:28:51,631 --> 00:28:53,600
(HUMMING)

623
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,570
Oh, yeah.
(VOCALIZING)

624
00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,6
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Hey, look at that.

625
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,741
(HUMMING) This is fun!

626
00:29:04,644 --> 00:29:07,614
This is a little homespun
concoction I like to call...

627
00:29:08,982 --> 00:29:10,483
"Einstein on the Beach."

628
00:29:10,650 --> 00:29:11,918
PATTY: Yummy.

629
00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:15,522
To the kids.

630
00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:17,457
BOTH: To the kids!

631
00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:19,826
SHERMAN: (WHISPERING)
Mr. Peabody.

632
00:29:20,93 --> 00:29:21,294
Sherman?

633
00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:22,662
Can I talk to you a second?

634
00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:23,897
Of course.

635
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,298
Excuse me.

636
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,471
I've really hit it off
with Penny's parents.

637
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:34,641
I think we can file this night
under "Unqualified Success."

638
00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:37,544
Uh, I would hold off
filing it just yet.

639
00:29:37,677 --> 00:29:40,46
What do you mean?
Where's Penny?

640
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,148
Uh... Ancient Egypt.

641
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,517
(GASPS) You used the WABAC?

642
00:29:44,651 --> 00:29:45,852
(GROWLS)

643
00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:48,154
PAUL: What's happening,
big guy? We're running low.

644
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,589
(CONTINUES GROWLING)

645
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,992
I'll be right there, Paul.

646
00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:54,394
How could you do such a thing?

647
00:29:54,427 --> 00:29:55,595
She called me a liar...

648
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:56,796
for saying George Washington

649
00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,631
never out down a cherry tree.

650
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:01,34
So, you took her
to see George Washington?

651
00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:03,203
Yeah. She was into it.

652
00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:04,871
PAUL: Hey, Pea-buddy.

653
00:30:05,38 --> 00:30:06,39
Hey.

654
00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:07,207
Where's Penny?

655
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:08,675
Playing hide-and-seek.
Pooping.

656
00:30:08,842 --> 00:30:10,677
Pooping.
Playing hide and seek.

657
00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:14,147
Well, which is it?
Uh...

658
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,182
Hey, what's going on here?

659
00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:18,18
Yeah. What's going on here?

660
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,619
What have you done with Penny?
Penny?

661
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:21,154
Penny? Penny!

662
00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:23,256
Oh, my gosh!
Where's our daughter?

663
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,959
(CLEARS THROAT)
It's hard to say, Paul.

664
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:31,97
She could be here, or here,
or here, or here...

665
00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:32,465
or here.

666
00:30:33,66 --> 00:30:34,200
(SNAPS FINGERS)

667
00:30:34,367 --> 00:30:35,669
That will hold them.

668
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,103
I learned that
trick from a swami

669
00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:38,571
at the Begawan Giri
in Ubud, Bali.

670
00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:40,6
Let's go!

671
00:30:54,54 --> 00:30:57,90
PEABODY: Ancient Egypt.
Land of the Pharaohs.

672
00:30:57,90 --> 00:30:59,959
A beacon of progress
on the horizon of humanity...

673
00:31:00,93 --> 00:31:03,797
but a cruel and barbarous
civilization just the same.

674
00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:06,933
I just hope Penny isn't
suffering too badly.

675
00:31:18,778 --> 00:31:20,146
(SPITS)
SERVANT: I got it.

676
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,581
What are you doing here?

677
00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:23,616
We have come to take you home.

678
00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:26,486
Ugh! What's the Egyptian word
for "tattletale"?

679
00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:27,854
(SPEAKING EGYPTIAN)

680
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,590
But that's beside the point. Get
your clothes on, we're going home.

681
00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:32,826
Who died and made you Pharaoh?

682
00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:34,894
Now, bring on
the mani-pedi.

683
00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:38,98
See, Mr. Peabody?
Impossible!

684
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,999
Indeed,
but watch what happens...

685
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:43,403
when an immovable object
meets an irresistible force.

686
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:44,971
(INDISTINCT TALKING) Penny...

687
00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:47,107
come here, right now.
Penny, come!

688
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,9
I'm not Penny anymore.

689
00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:53,646
Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput,
precious flower of the Nile.

690
00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:54,914
"Precious," perhaps,
but if you think

691
00:31:55,48 --> 00:31:56,316
"we're going to
leave you here...

692
00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:58,651
you are most
definitely in de-Nile."

693
00:31:58,651 --> 00:31:59,953
(LAUGHING)

694
00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:01,488
I don't get it.

695
00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:02,489
Now, come along.

696
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:03,957
BOY: Unhand her!
(WOMEN GASPING)

697
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,627
What's the matter, my sweet
little desert blossom?

698
00:32:07,794 --> 00:32:10,30
Are these barbarians
bothering you?

699
00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:12,766
As a matter of fact, they are.

700
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,367
Bow, barbarians.

701
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,503
As you wish, Your Highness.

702
00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:18,538
Who's that, Mr. Peabody?

703
00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:21,107
That, Sherman, is
the living image of Amun...

704
00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:24,377
son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th
Dynasty of the New Kingdom...

705
00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:25,645
King Tutankhamun.

706
00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:27,681
Otherwise known
as "King Tut."

707
00:32:27,681 --> 00:32:28,848
My boyfriend.

708
00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:31,685
King Tut is your boyfriend?
Mmm-hmm.

709
00:32:31,685 --> 00:32:34,87
Would you like me to have them
skinned, covered with honey...

710
00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:36,489
and laid in a pit of fire ants?
(GASPS)

711
00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:38,625
You would do that for me?

712
00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:41,895
Anything, my desert flower.
Consider it a wedding gift.

713
00:32:42,28 --> 00:32:44,564
What? You can't
marry this guy!

714
00:32:44,597 --> 00:32:45,699
Why not?

715
00:32:45,699 --> 00:32:48,501
Well, for one, his name
rhymes with "butt."

716
00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:51,638
I don't care. I'm gonna have a
big, fat, Egyptian wedding.

717
00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:54,40
Spoiler alert,
King Tut dies young.

718
00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:56,76
Are you sure you've
thought this through?

719
00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:58,678
Oh, trust me, I've thought it through.
I'm getting everything.

720
00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:00,480
The royal astronomers
have decreed...

721
00:33:00,847 --> 00:33:03,817
the wedding must take
place tomorrow at dawn.

722
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:04,951
Who is he?

723
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,186
He is Ay.
He is you?

724
00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:09,189
I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.

725
00:33:09,556 --> 00:33:11,424
Yeah, that's his name.
Oh.

726
00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:14,694
Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind
telling the precious princess, here...

727
00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:17,430
precisely what it means
to marry the young Pharaoh.

728
00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:18,565
Gladly.
(SNAPS FINGERS)

729
00:33:18,732 --> 00:33:21,935
It means she will be bound
to him in eternity...

730
00:33:22,68 --> 00:33:23,803
through the sacred ceremonies

731
00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:26,773
of disembowelment
and mummification...

732
00:33:27,73 --> 00:33:29,42
as described in the holy texts.

733
00:33:29,409 --> 00:33:30,777
Um, hold up a second.

734
00:33:30,910 --> 00:33:32,612
Can you walk me
through that, somebody?

735
00:33:32,746 --> 00:33:35,849
What he means, Penny, is that
when I die they'll kill you, too.

736
00:33:36,16 --> 00:33:38,685
And then they'll rip out your organs,
stuff them in canopic jars...

737
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,387
and then mummify
whatever is left.

738
00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:41,621
Okay, I'm seeing this now.

739
00:33:41,755 --> 00:33:44,557
Thank you.
I'm going to go with them.

740
00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:47,627
(BOTH GROWL)
There's no turning back now.

741
00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:48,895
To the palace!

742
00:33:49,62 --> 00:33:50,897
Let the wedding
preparations begin!

743
00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:53,533
(WHIMPERING)
Mr. Peabody! Sherman!

744
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,701
Do something!

745
00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:55,869
Don't worry, Penny!

746
00:33:56,36 --> 00:33:57,203
We'll save you!

747
00:33:57,871 --> 00:33:59,372
(GRUNTS)

748
00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:03,343
Hey, wait! You can't just...
(CLANGS SHUT)

749
00:34:04,511 --> 00:34:06,179
leave us here.

750
00:34:06,613 --> 00:34:07,814
Mr. Peabody?

751
00:34:07,947 --> 00:34:09,15
Yes, Sherman?

752
00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:10,316
SHERMAN: Can
I hold your hand?

753
00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:12,185
PEABODY: Of course you can.

754
00:34:12,352 --> 00:34:14,821
Boy, your hand
is cold, Mr. Peabody.

755
00:34:14,954 --> 00:34:16,456
Sherman?
Yeah?

756
00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:18,958
That's not my hand.

757
00:34:21,261 --> 00:34:24,431
(SCREAMING)

758
00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:26,966
That's disarming.

759
00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:30,136
Now, to find a way out of here.

760
00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,304
Yuck!

761
00:34:31,304 --> 00:34:32,672
Look around, Sherman.

762
00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:35,8
These tombs are lined
with hieroglyphics...

763
00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,277
designed to assist
the pharaohs' souls

764
00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:39,546
in their journey
to the afterlife.

765
00:34:39,713 --> 00:34:42,816
And they may assist us as well.

766
00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:46,486
Oh, this depicts the god Anubis

767
00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:48,588
sailing the boat of Ra
to the underworld.

768
00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:52,225
It appears the boats of Ra
are the key to our escape.

769
00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:54,494
We must find them in time
to stop the wedding.

770
00:34:54,661 --> 00:34:57,230
Well, if you ask me, we should
let her marry that guy.

771
00:34:57,397 --> 00:34:58,565
They deserve each other.

772
00:34:58,732 --> 00:34:59,899
What's that, Sherman?

773
00:35:00,66 --> 00:35:01,534
Tut? Give me a break.

774
00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:04,904
Bald, wears a skirt, and makeup.

775
00:35:05,71 --> 00:35:07,707
If I didn't know any better, Sherman,
I would say you were jealous.

776
00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:09,576
Jealous? Of what?

777
00:35:09,743 --> 00:35:11,544
Tut's affection
for Penny, of course.

778
00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:13,113
You think I like Penny?

779
00:35:13,346 --> 00:35:14,547
Mmm-hmm.

780
00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:15,849
Give me a break!

781
00:35:16,16 --> 00:35:20,720
It's not like I want to hold
her hand, or go to the park...

782
00:35:20,854 --> 00:35:23,723
or watch her while
she's brushing her hair.

783
00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:28,61
Or anything.

784
00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:29,529
Hmm.

785
00:35:30,830 --> 00:35:32,298
A-ha!

786
00:35:34,934 --> 00:35:36,469
Quickly, Sherman.

787
00:35:39,773 --> 00:35:42,75
Ah, ah, ah!
Careful, Sherman.

788
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,910
It's a booby trap.

789
00:35:44,10 --> 00:35:46,312
(SHERMAN LAUGHS)
What's so funny?

790
00:35:46,346 --> 00:35:47,714
You said "booby."

791
00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,318
One wrong step
and we're done for.

792
00:35:54,54 --> 00:35:55,155
"The boat..."

793
00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:57,824
of Ra sails straight...

794
00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,225
"to day."

795
00:35:59,392 --> 00:36:02,962
"Take the wrong boat...

796
00:36:03,129 --> 00:36:04,431
man will pay."

797
00:36:04,564 --> 00:36:06,99
All right, Sherman,
now it's your turn.

798
00:36:06,132 --> 00:36:08,735
Do the puzzle exactly as I did.

799
00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:09,836
Huh?

800
00:36:09,869 --> 00:36:11,504
Think it through,
one step at a time.

801
00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:13,406
(SHERMAN GRUNTING)

802
00:36:16,9 --> 00:36:17,811
The boat of Ra sails straight...

803
00:36:17,977 --> 00:36:18,978
(MUMBLING) play.

804
00:36:19,913 --> 00:36:21,14
Uh, I mean, "pay."

805
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,282
Oh, my.
(RUMBLING)

806
00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:26,986
Uh-oh.

807
00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:30,790
PEABODY: Run!
(BOTH SCREAMING)

808
00:36:36,162 --> 00:36:37,697
The boats of Ra!

809
00:36:37,864 --> 00:36:39,833
One boat is the way out,
the other will send us...

810
00:36:39,933 --> 00:36:41,534
plunging into darkness
and certain death.

811
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,36
What?

812
00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:44,204
Sherman, get in the boat.

813
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:47,307
As soon as I move these blocks together,
it's going to move very fast.

814
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,541
(GRUNTING)
Which boat, Mr. Peabody?

815
00:36:48,675 --> 00:36:49,709
What?

816
00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:52,479
Which boat is the "not-certain-
death-plunge" boat?

817
00:36:52,612 --> 00:36:53,813
That one!

818
00:36:55,448 --> 00:36:56,950
(GRUNTING)

819
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,758
(PANTING)

820
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,695
We did it, Sherman!

821
00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:09,863
Sherman?

822
00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:11,564
Mr. Peabody!

823
00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,33
What are you doing over there?

824
00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:15,402
I thought you
pointed to this one!

825
00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:26,646
Ahhh!

826
00:37:29,983 --> 00:37:31,484
(GASPING)

827
00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:37,123
(SHERMAN SCREAMING)

828
00:37:40,827 --> 00:37:42,896
Sherman? Sherman?

829
00:37:43,63 --> 00:37:44,531
Are you all right?

830
00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:46,833
(MUFFLED) I'm good.

831
00:37:59,779 --> 00:38:01,514
The sun god, Ra...

832
00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:06,353
commands us to begin
the sacred ceremony!

833
00:38:06,353 --> 00:38:07,854
(ALL CHEERING)

834
00:38:10,690 --> 00:38:12,125
(GASPS)

835
00:38:14,994 --> 00:38:16,396
(GRUNTS)

836
00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:20,33
Bring forth the blade
for the blood oath.

837
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,668
(GASPS)

838
00:38:24,204 --> 00:38:28,975
Where blade meets flesh
in this sacred rite...

839
00:38:30,43 --> 00:38:31,311
(WHIMPERING)

840
00:38:31,611 --> 00:38:32,912
we pay tribute...

841
00:38:33,46 --> 00:38:35,248
to the sun god, Ra!
(WHIMPERS)

842
00:38:35,982 --> 00:38:37,217
PEABODY: Wait!

843
00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:38,818
(ALL GASPING)

844
00:38:38,952 --> 00:38:40,53
(GASPS) Anubis!

845
00:38:40,53 --> 00:38:41,254
The god of death!

846
00:38:41,388 --> 00:38:43,590
PEABODY: The wedding
must not continue.

847
00:38:43,723 --> 00:38:45,625
Why, Anubis, why?

848
00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:48,294
Plagues. Plagues!

849
00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:50,797
If this marriage
pact is sealed...

850
00:38:50,964 --> 00:38:54,801
I will shower down upon the
land uncountable plagues.

851
00:38:54,968 --> 00:38:56,469
Oy, again with the plagues!

852
00:38:56,636 --> 00:38:58,638
Why did I ever move to Egypt?

853
00:38:58,805 --> 00:39:01,908
But, Anubis, the sun
god, Ra, has decreed...

854
00:39:02,75 --> 00:39:04,778
that this girl is to be
the boy-king's wife.

855
00:39:05,145 --> 00:39:06,613
That's so funny.

856
00:39:06,746 --> 00:39:09,983
I was talking to the sun god,
Ra, just the other day...

857
00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:12,819
and he told me
he changed his mind.

858
00:39:12,852 --> 00:39:13,920
Really?

859
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,857
Old "Flip-Flop Ra," we call
him here in the underworld.

860
00:39:18,24 --> 00:39:21,194
But it's too late. We've
already paid for the catering.

861
00:39:22,829 --> 00:39:26,166
Too bad! You're going
to lose your deposit.

862
00:39:26,266 --> 00:39:28,234
(ALL GROANING)

863
00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:32,138
More smoke, Sherman. This
canine subterfuge is working.

864
00:39:32,272 --> 00:39:33,473
Deliver the girl...

865
00:39:33,606 --> 00:39:36,509
to the gates of the city,
and leave her there...

866
00:39:36,676 --> 00:39:39,779
where the gods
will retrieve her forthwith.

867
00:39:39,946 --> 00:39:43,950
Only in this manner may the plagues
upon this land be avoided.

868
00:39:44,117 --> 00:39:46,119
ALL: The girl must go!

869
00:39:47,587 --> 00:39:48,688
Ow!

870
00:39:48,722 --> 00:39:50,457
Anubis has spoken!

871
00:39:50,623 --> 00:39:52,859
Take this girl to the gates!

872
00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:54,160
Ow.

873
00:39:54,294 --> 00:39:56,796
(SCREAMING)

874
00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:59,132
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

875
00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:02,35
Anubis, you sound unwell.

876
00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:04,704
Well, I have been feeling
a little under the weather...

877
00:40:04,871 --> 00:40:07,474
but I'm feeling much better now.

878
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:09,409
Thank you.

879
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:13,79
Phew! Huh?
(RUMBLING)

880
00:40:13,813 --> 00:40:15,615
(BOTH SCREAMING)

881
00:40:16,783 --> 00:40:18,251
(CROWD MURMURING)

882
00:40:19,285 --> 00:40:20,387
(CROWD GASPING)

883
00:40:20,653 --> 00:40:22,522
Penny, Sherman, quickly.

884
00:40:22,555 --> 00:40:23,690
Come on, Penny.

885
00:40:23,723 --> 00:40:24,891
Sherman!

886
00:40:26,659 --> 00:40:28,128
Ah!
(GROWLING)

887
00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:29,829
(SCREAMS)

888
00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:32,65
Runaway bride!

889
00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:33,767
Stop them, you fools!

890
00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:37,804
Ah!

891
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,40
(ALL SCREAMING)

892
00:40:43,343 --> 00:40:44,844
(GUARDS SHOUTING)

893
00:40:53,753 --> 00:40:55,855
Penny, Sherman, climb aboard.

894
00:40:57,23 --> 00:40:58,491
Whoo-hoo!

895
00:40:59,859 --> 00:41:00,927
(SCREAMING)

896
00:41:04,330 --> 00:41:05,331
(SHOUTING ANGRILY)

897
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:08,201
They're getting away!

898
00:41:08,868 --> 00:41:09,869
Ah!

899
00:41:13,373 --> 00:41:15,175
(MECHANICAL HUMMING)

900
00:41:19,12 --> 00:41:20,680
Whoa!
(ALL GASPING)

901
00:41:23,883 --> 00:41:25,618
(SHOUTS IN FRUSTRATION)
I got it.

902
00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:29,489
PENNY: (CHUCKLES)
Whoo-hoo! We made it.

903
00:41:29,622 --> 00:41:31,491
SHERMAN: Where do we go next, Mr.
Peabody? Home.

904
00:41:31,624 --> 00:41:33,326
We've got to get back
to the dinner party...

905
00:41:33,393 --> 00:41:35,295
before Penny's parents
realize she's missing.

906
00:41:35,462 --> 00:41:37,797
We don't have to
mention the whole...

907
00:41:37,964 --> 00:41:39,899
uh, King Tut
wedding thing, right?

908
00:41:39,899 --> 00:41:41,234
Certainly not.

909
00:41:41,234 --> 00:41:42,969
Anyway, as far as I'm concerned,

910
00:41:43,69 --> 00:41:44,804
they get married too
young in Ancient Egypt.

911
00:41:44,971 --> 00:41:47,841
Or, perhaps,
I'm just some old "Giza."

912
00:41:49,709 --> 00:41:50,977
Huh?

913
00:41:51,11 --> 00:41:52,78
(THUDDING)

914
00:41:52,78 --> 00:41:53,146
WABAC: Warning.

915
00:41:53,646 --> 00:41:55,749
WABAC power supply insufficient.

916
00:41:55,915 --> 00:41:58,351
Charge now. Warning.

917
00:41:58,518 --> 00:42:00,120
Uh, what's the matter,
Mr. Peabody?

918
00:42:00,253 --> 00:42:02,989
All this zipping about the cosmos
has drained our power supply.

919
00:42:03,156 --> 00:42:05,258
We're going to have to
make an unscheduled stop.

920
00:42:05,558 --> 00:42:06,760
As luck would have it...

921
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,962
we have just enough power to
make it to the Renaissance.

922
00:42:21,941 --> 00:42:25,445
LEONARDO: I can't even tell my
left brain from my right anymore!

923
00:42:25,612 --> 00:42:27,614
How many times I got to
tell you, Mona Lisa?

924
00:42:27,781 --> 00:42:28,815
Mona Lisa?

925
00:42:28,848 --> 00:42:30,950
LEONARDO: I can't
paint the picture...

926
00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:33,53
until you smile!

927
00:42:33,219 --> 00:42:36,823
Leonardo, tell me one thing
I have to smile about.

928
00:42:36,956 --> 00:42:38,725
The sunshine, the pasta.

929
00:42:38,892 --> 00:42:42,729
All the things that make Italy such
a popular tourist destination!

930
00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:45,699
But I have not seen any
of them, Leonardo!

931
00:42:45,865 --> 00:42:49,169
Because I'm sitting here
all day on my abbondanza!

932
00:42:49,969 --> 00:42:52,806
I don't think that means
"chair" in Italian.

933
00:42:52,806 --> 00:42:56,9
(CLEARS THROAT)
Ah, Peabody, my old friend.

934
00:42:56,142 --> 00:42:58,578
What a welcome interruption!

935
00:42:58,745 --> 00:43:02,349
Believe you me, this
woman is making me nuts.

936
00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:04,84
So, how you been?

937
00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:06,52
Good to see you.
What do you want?

938
00:43:06,219 --> 00:43:08,21
We're in a desperate
hurry to get home,

939
00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:09,889
but the WABAC
needs a jump start...

940
00:43:10,56 --> 00:43:12,359
and we thought, who better than

941
00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:14,694
Leonardo da Vinci to
help us on our way?

942
00:43:14,828 --> 00:43:17,263
Peabody,
I would love to help you,

943
00:43:17,397 --> 00:43:19,766
but you come at a very bad time.

944
00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:23,36
I don't know what I'm going
to do with this crazy woman.

945
00:43:23,169 --> 00:43:24,371
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

946
00:43:24,571 --> 00:43:25,605
You see what I mean?

947
00:43:25,739 --> 00:43:26,873
What seems to be the problem?

948
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,274
"What is the problem?"
(CHUCKLES)

949
00:43:28,441 --> 00:43:31,44
I am halfway done with the
painting, she won't even smile.

950
00:43:31,177 --> 00:43:34,80
Fine. I smile.

951
00:43:36,516 --> 00:43:38,885
No! That's a fake smile!

952
00:43:39,19 --> 00:43:40,387
Everybody knows that!

953
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,789
Why don't you
make it a real smile?

954
00:43:42,956 --> 00:43:44,424
Why don't you say
something funny?

955
00:43:44,591 --> 00:43:46,59
I paint the paintings.

956
00:43:46,192 --> 00:43:48,61
I make the machines.

957
00:43:48,194 --> 00:43:50,964
I don't tell the jokes!

958
00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:53,733
Perhaps, I can be
of assistance. You see...

959
00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:55,935
humor is not immune
to the laws of science.

960
00:43:56,102 --> 00:43:57,904
Using algorithms,
we can extrapolate

961
00:43:58,4 --> 00:43:59,773
what is universally
considered "funny"...

962
00:43:59,939 --> 00:44:02,42
thus producing a formula that is

963
00:44:02,175 --> 00:44:04,244
scientifically
certain to cause laughter.

964
00:44:04,644 --> 00:44:07,247
Case in point, the pratfall.

965
00:44:13,53 --> 00:44:15,288
Is everyone amused?

966
00:44:17,223 --> 00:44:18,558
Hmm.

967
00:44:18,558 --> 00:44:20,160
The data
was so clear. Ooh!

968
00:44:20,326 --> 00:44:21,628
Don't worry, Mr. Peabody.

969
00:44:21,795 --> 00:44:23,163
I got it!
Sherman... Ahh!

970
00:44:23,196 --> 00:44:25,365
Oh!
(CRASHING)

971
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:32,405
(LAUGHING)

972
00:44:37,377 --> 00:44:38,745
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

973
00:44:38,745 --> 00:44:40,113
Hold that smile!

974
00:44:40,246 --> 00:44:42,248
Hold it right there!
No move! No move!

975
00:44:43,183 --> 00:44:44,684
(SIGHS)

976
00:44:50,323 --> 00:44:53,26
PEABODY: Well, Leo, if my
calculations are correct...

977
00:44:53,193 --> 00:44:55,829
this machine of ours should generate
enough centrifugal force...

978
00:44:55,995 --> 00:44:57,197
to send us home.

979
00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:59,799
I got one last piece
I gotta pound in place.

980
00:44:59,933 --> 00:45:03,136
Sherman, why don't you fetch
the hammer for Mr. Da Vinci?

981
00:45:03,269 --> 00:45:05,138
Okay, Mr. Peabody.

982
00:45:09,776 --> 00:45:10,977
Mr. Peabody!

983
00:45:11,11 --> 00:45:12,112
Well done, Sherman.

984
00:45:12,278 --> 00:45:13,279
But, Mr. Peabody!

985
00:45:13,446 --> 00:45:14,814
Very helpful.

986
00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:22,655
(GRUNTS)

987
00:45:29,295 --> 00:45:30,497
Sherman!

988
00:45:30,964 --> 00:45:32,465
Yes, Mr. Peabody?

989
00:45:33,199 --> 00:45:34,401
The hammer.

990
00:45:34,901 --> 00:45:36,69
Da Vinci.

991
00:45:36,202 --> 00:45:38,605
Oh. Okay, Mr. Peabody.

992
00:45:39,973 --> 00:45:41,675
Oh!

993
00:45:42,475 --> 00:45:43,910
Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci.
Ahh!

994
00:45:44,77 --> 00:45:45,178
Do you need any help?

995
00:45:45,311 --> 00:45:47,180
No, no.
That's quite all right.

996
00:45:47,313 --> 00:45:48,815
Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

997
00:45:49,582 --> 00:45:50,583
Psst! Sherman.

998
00:45:51,51 --> 00:45:53,353
Huh?
Let's go. Let's go explore.

999
00:45:53,987 --> 00:45:56,56
Uh, well, I'm supposed
to be having

1000
00:45:56,156 --> 00:45:58,224
father-son time
with Mr. Peabody.

1001
00:45:58,391 --> 00:46:00,60
Wouldn't you rather
have fun with me?

1002
00:46:00,226 --> 00:46:01,394
Uh...

1003
00:46:01,594 --> 00:46:02,696
Okay.

1004
00:46:02,729 --> 00:46:03,763
Sherman...

1005
00:46:03,930 --> 00:46:05,31
where are you going?

1006
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:06,266
Exploring.

1007
00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:07,567
But we need your help.

1008
00:46:07,734 --> 00:46:10,236
No, we don't!
I mean, we can manage.

1009
00:46:10,403 --> 00:46:11,504
(CHUCKLES) Somehow.

1010
00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:13,406
He's a boy, Peabody.

1011
00:46:13,573 --> 00:46:16,176
Let him have his fun.
Let him go.

1012
00:46:16,343 --> 00:46:18,44
Thanks, Mr. Peabody!

1013
00:46:18,978 --> 00:46:20,714
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1014
00:46:21,614 --> 00:46:23,750
He's growing up, Peabody.

1015
00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:26,953
Like a baby bird
leaving the nest.

1016
00:46:27,187 --> 00:46:29,556
Isn't it wonderful?

1017
00:46:36,529 --> 00:46:38,732
It's like a museum.

1018
00:46:39,532 --> 00:46:42,35
It's like a toy store.

1019
00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:48,575
Wow.

1020
00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:53,580
(GASPS) Check this out.

1021
00:46:53,713 --> 00:46:56,216
It's the world's
biggest model airplane.

1022
00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:59,85
It's not a model, Penny.
It's a prototype.

1023
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:02,222
And we should probably
just leave that alone.

1024
00:47:02,355 --> 00:47:03,390
Okay.

1025
00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:05,492
But wouldn't it be cool
if we could fly it?

1026
00:47:05,658 --> 00:47:07,660
I don't think
Mr. Peabody would like that.

1027
00:47:07,827 --> 00:47:09,929
Well, Mr. Peabody
isn't here.

1028
00:47:10,63 --> 00:47:11,631
Just tell me how it works.

1029
00:47:11,798 --> 00:47:12,999
Please?

1030
00:47:13,233 --> 00:47:14,467
For learning.

1031
00:47:14,567 --> 00:47:16,302
Oh. Okay.

1032
00:47:17,70 --> 00:47:20,273
The thrust comes from this kind
of crossbow doohickey here.

1033
00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:24,411
Then it shoots along the track
until the wind catches the wings.

1034
00:47:24,577 --> 00:47:26,346
But how does it go?
Huh?

1035
00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:27,947
How do you take off?

1036
00:47:28,81 --> 00:47:30,183
Oh, you just
pull down that lever.

1037
00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:32,686
This one?

1038
00:47:32,852 --> 00:47:34,20
Oh, boy.

1039
00:47:34,54 --> 00:47:35,622
(GRUNTS) Ah!

1040
00:47:36,356 --> 00:47:37,991
(SCREAMING)

1041
00:47:38,24 --> 00:47:41,61
(LAUGHING)
Wow! Whoo-hoo!

1042
00:47:42,662 --> 00:47:44,264
SHERMAN: This is crazy!

1043
00:47:44,431 --> 00:47:46,700
No, it's not Sherman.
It's fun!

1044
00:47:46,866 --> 00:47:48,168
We're gonna die!

1045
00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:51,137
Oh, stop being such a party
pooper and enjoy it! (LAUGHING)

1046
00:47:51,237 --> 00:47:52,472
(WHOOPS)

1047
00:47:52,939 --> 00:47:54,341
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1048
00:47:56,443 --> 00:47:57,777
Ah...

1049
00:47:57,777 --> 00:48:00,647
Nothing is as beautiful
as an elegant equation...

1050
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:03,483
translated into
perfect engineering.

1051
00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:05,618
Why can't children be so simple?

1052
00:48:05,785 --> 00:48:08,788
Because children
are not machines, Peabody.

1053
00:48:08,955 --> 00:48:12,192
Believe me,
I tried to build one.

1054
00:48:12,359 --> 00:48:14,461
Oh! It was creepy.

1055
00:48:15,28 --> 00:48:16,29
(SHUDDERS)

1056
00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:18,531
Here, Sherman!
You fly it!

1057
00:48:18,698 --> 00:48:19,999
But I don't want to fly!

1058
00:48:20,133 --> 00:48:22,1
Sure you do. It'll be fun!

1059
00:48:22,135 --> 00:48:24,738
No, seriously, Penny,
I don't want to!

1060
00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:26,639
I'm letting go. One...

1061
00:48:26,806 --> 00:48:27,874
Don't let go!

1062
00:48:27,974 --> 00:48:29,42
Two...

1063
00:48:29,75 --> 00:48:30,577
No!
Three!

1064
00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:32,245
(SCREAMING)

1065
00:48:33,813 --> 00:48:35,15
Penny, fly the plane!

1066
00:48:35,482 --> 00:48:36,616
No, Sherman!

1067
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:37,984
You're going to have to save us!

1068
00:48:37,984 --> 00:48:39,52
But I can't do it!

1069
00:48:39,586 --> 00:48:42,422
I'm serious, Penny.
I don't know how to fly!

1070
00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:44,324
You can do it!
I know you can!

1071
00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:45,625
Come on, Sherman.
(SCREAMING)

1072
00:48:45,725 --> 00:48:46,726
Fly!

1073
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:54,934
Ah!

1074
00:48:55,135 --> 00:48:56,636
(SCREAMING)

1075
00:48:59,839 --> 00:49:01,441
(GIGGLES) Phew!

1076
00:49:01,975 --> 00:49:03,443
(GASPS)

1077
00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:05,345
(YELLS)

1078
00:49:08,281 --> 00:49:10,116
(CHOIR SINGING)

1079
00:49:12,852 --> 00:49:14,854
See? You got this,
Sherman.

1080
00:49:15,21 --> 00:49:17,757
You're right.
I have got this.

1081
00:49:18,324 --> 00:49:20,193
PENNY: (CHUCKLING)
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1082
00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:27,801
Da Vinci's at it again!

1083
00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:29,569
You ever see that child he made?

1084
00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:31,71
So creepy.

1085
00:49:31,204 --> 00:49:32,772
Papa. Mama.
(BOTH SHUDDERING)

1086
00:49:33,973 --> 00:49:35,442
Papa. Mama.

1087
00:49:51,558 --> 00:49:53,26
(CHUCKLES)

1088
00:50:02,402 --> 00:50:03,837
All done up here, Leonardo.

1089
00:50:04,4 --> 00:50:06,172
And I am all done down here.

1090
00:50:06,339 --> 00:50:08,74
It is beautiful, isn't it?

1091
00:50:08,241 --> 00:50:12,445
Every piece in its place doing
precisely what it's supposed to do.

1092
00:50:12,579 --> 00:50:14,14
Look, Peabody!

1093
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:16,116
It's my flying Mach...

1094
00:50:16,249 --> 00:50:17,617
MY flying machine?

1095
00:50:17,851 --> 00:50:18,918
Sherman.

1096
00:50:18,918 --> 00:50:19,919
Sherman?

1097
00:50:20,86 --> 00:50:22,355
Sherman, what are
you doing up there?

1098
00:50:22,522 --> 00:50:23,957
I'm flying!

1099
00:50:24,90 --> 00:50:26,793
But, Sherman,
you don't know how to fly!

1100
00:50:26,826 --> 00:50:27,927
I don't?

1101
00:50:27,927 --> 00:50:28,928
No!

1102
00:50:29,95 --> 00:50:30,864
(SCREAMING)

1103
00:50:35,435 --> 00:50:36,603
Turn!

1104
00:50:36,603 --> 00:50:37,671
Turn, Sherman!

1105
00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,839
Lean!

1106
00:50:43,276 --> 00:50:45,145
Oh, no!

1107
00:50:47,47 --> 00:50:48,648
(CLUNKING)
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

1108
00:50:52,786 --> 00:50:53,953
(GASPS) Sherman?

1109
00:50:53,953 --> 00:50:56,189
Sherman! Are you okay?

1110
00:50:56,356 --> 00:50:59,25
That was pretty fantastic!

1111
00:51:00,126 --> 00:51:02,362
Oh! I can't believe it!

1112
00:51:03,296 --> 00:51:05,565
My flying machine!
It's work!

1113
00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:10,103
(LAUGHS) Sherman!
You are the first flying man!

1114
00:51:10,303 --> 00:51:12,205
Oh, you should be
very proud, Peabody.

1115
00:51:12,372 --> 00:51:14,40
Very, very proud!

1116
00:51:14,207 --> 00:51:16,309
"Proud" doesn't
begin to describe it.

1117
00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:20,647
Leonardo, will you please
fire up the mechanism?

1118
00:51:39,332 --> 00:51:42,936
Papa. Mama.

1119
00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:44,904
Mona! (WHIMPERING)

1120
00:51:46,506 --> 00:51:47,574
Papa. Mama.

1121
00:51:47,607 --> 00:51:48,608
The kid!

1122
00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:17,737
I'm sorry I broke
the plane, Mr. Peabody.

1123
00:52:17,871 --> 00:52:20,440
Well, you should be.
You could have been killed.

1124
00:52:20,607 --> 00:52:21,941
What are you talking about?

1125
00:52:22,108 --> 00:52:24,778
Sherman flew a plane.
He was amazing!

1126
00:52:24,944 --> 00:52:28,348
Sherman destroyed a priceless
historical artifact.

1127
00:52:28,515 --> 00:52:30,684
Whatever. You
should be happy.

1128
00:52:30,850 --> 00:52:33,453
It turns out Sherman is not a
complete and total loser, after all.

1129
00:52:33,553 --> 00:52:34,821
Yeah, Mr. Peabody.

1130
00:52:34,854 --> 00:52:37,524
It turns out I'm not a complete
and total loser, after all.

1131
00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:40,393
Ms. Peterson...

1132
00:52:40,393 --> 00:52:42,962
stop turning my son
into a hooligan.

1133
00:52:43,63 --> 00:52:44,397
It's not my fault
he's a hooligan.

1134
00:52:44,531 --> 00:52:47,33
Yeah, it's not her
fault I'm a hooligan.

1135
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,568
Well, it's certainly
not my fault!

1136
00:52:48,735 --> 00:52:50,170
I've spent the last seven years

1137
00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:51,705
teaching Sherman good judgment.

1138
00:52:51,871 --> 00:52:52,972
If you're such a great parent...

1139
00:52:53,6 --> 00:52:55,608
why is Ms. Grunion trying to
take Sherman away from you?

1140
00:52:58,645 --> 00:53:00,146
Is that true?

1141
00:53:00,313 --> 00:53:02,382
Is someone gonna
take me away from you?

1142
00:53:02,549 --> 00:53:04,884
No, Sherman,
I'll never let that happen.

1143
00:53:05,51 --> 00:53:06,653
You just need to trust me.

1144
00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:09,155
Oh, dear, a black hole!
(ALARM SOUNDING)

1145
00:53:14,894 --> 00:53:16,229
What's happening?

1146
00:53:16,396 --> 00:53:17,697
If I can't pull
us out of here...

1147
00:53:17,831 --> 00:53:20,800
we're going to be smashed to
smithereens on the event horizon.

1148
00:53:25,872 --> 00:53:28,575
There's not enough power to
resist the gravitational pull!

1149
00:53:29,9 --> 00:53:31,578
I've got to divert everything
to the reverse thrusters.

1150
00:53:31,745 --> 00:53:32,746
Why didn't you tell me?

1151
00:53:32,912 --> 00:53:33,980
Tell you what?

1152
00:53:34,14 --> 00:53:35,482
Why didn't you
tell me Ms. Grunion

1153
00:53:35,615 --> 00:53:37,50
was trying to take
me away from you?

1154
00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:39,185
It's not your job to
worry about these things.

1155
00:53:39,285 --> 00:53:40,854
You just didn't
think I could handle it.

1156
00:53:41,21 --> 00:53:43,89
We'll discuss it later.
Now, sit down.

1157
00:53:43,256 --> 00:53:45,125
I don't want to
discuss it later!

1158
00:53:45,291 --> 00:53:46,659
Sherman, sit!

1159
00:53:46,793 --> 00:53:48,728
You can't talk to me like that.

1160
00:53:48,895 --> 00:53:50,130
I'm not a dog.

1161
00:53:50,296 --> 00:53:51,531
What did you say?

1162
00:53:51,698 --> 00:53:54,100
I said, I'm not a dog!

1163
00:53:54,567 --> 00:53:56,770
You're right,
Sherman, you're not.

1164
00:53:56,936 --> 00:53:59,239
You're just a very bad boy!

1165
00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:01,608
WABAC: T-minus 10...

1166
00:54:01,775 --> 00:54:03,810
Nine, eight...

1167
00:54:03,810 --> 00:54:04,978
Seven...

1168
00:54:04,978 --> 00:54:06,12
Six...

1169
00:54:06,46 --> 00:54:07,313
Five...

1170
00:54:07,313 --> 00:54:09,115
Four, three...

1171
00:54:09,949 --> 00:54:10,684
Two...

1172
00:54:10,817 --> 00:54:11,818
One.

1173
00:54:22,95 --> 00:54:23,596
(CRASHING)

1174
00:54:26,399 --> 00:54:27,467
Sherman?

1175
00:54:27,967 --> 00:54:28,968
Penny?

1176
00:54:29,335 --> 00:54:31,104
Sherman, are you okay?

1177
00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:35,909
Sherman?

1178
00:54:43,316 --> 00:54:44,984
He's gone.

1179
00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:47,20
Where are we, anyway?

1180
00:54:48,355 --> 00:54:49,723
PEABODY: Oh, no.

1181
00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:53,159
We're on the brink of one of history's
most ferocious conflicts...

1182
00:55:08,942 --> 00:55:10,276
AGAMEMNON: Delivery.

1183
00:55:10,777 --> 00:55:12,512
(GIGGLING)

1184
00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:20,353
How are we doing,
heroes of Greece?

1185
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:21,788
Feeling good?

1186
00:55:21,955 --> 00:55:23,823
Feeling strong?

1187
00:55:23,857 --> 00:55:24,924
(ALL CHEERING)

1188
00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:26,526
Okay, let's get warmed up!

1189
00:55:26,693 --> 00:55:28,361
We don't want to pull
something out there.

1190
00:55:28,528 --> 00:55:30,363
Remember what
happened to Achilles.

1191
00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:32,499
That whole thing with his heel.

1192
00:55:34,401 --> 00:55:36,503
Looking good, Diomedes.
(GROWLS)

1193
00:55:36,803 --> 00:55:38,605
Menelaus, my man!
(GRUNTS)

1194
00:55:38,805 --> 00:55:40,6
My man.

1195
00:55:40,173 --> 00:55:42,409
Are you ready to get on
the field, Shermanus?

1196
00:55:42,575 --> 00:55:44,911
Sure thing, Mr. Agamemnon.

1197
00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:46,146
(LAUGHS)

1198
00:55:46,179 --> 00:55:47,247
That's cute.

1199
00:55:47,247 --> 00:55:48,548
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1200
00:55:48,715 --> 00:55:50,450
Shh.

1201
00:55:52,352 --> 00:55:55,355
Odysseus,
what news do you bring?

1202
00:55:55,889 --> 00:55:57,657
Someone left this for us.

1203
00:55:57,824 --> 00:55:59,59
A present. Nice.

1204
00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:01,494
It looks just like our horse.

1205
00:56:02,696 --> 00:56:04,364
Should I bring it inside?

1206
00:56:05,732 --> 00:56:07,67
It would be rude not to.

1207
00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:12,38
(ALL GASP)
(CHUCKLES)

1208
00:56:12,439 --> 00:56:14,307
I did not see that coming!

1209
00:56:14,774 --> 00:56:18,144
Ugh! Jeez Louise,
what is that smell?

1210
00:56:18,345 --> 00:56:20,280
(SNIFFING) Oh!

1211
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,449
Ooh. That is
the smell of victory.

1212
00:56:22,449 --> 00:56:24,751
SOLDIERS: (CHEERING)
Yeah! Victory!

1213
00:56:24,918 --> 00:56:27,687
Greetings, men of
Athens, Sparta and Thebes.

1214
00:56:27,854 --> 00:56:29,89
Peabody, here.

1215
00:56:29,255 --> 00:56:30,857
I've come for Sherman.

1216
00:56:31,24 --> 00:56:32,859
Do you know this guy?
I thought I did...

1217
00:56:33,26 --> 00:56:34,494
but now I'm not so sure.

1218
00:56:34,627 --> 00:56:36,763
Then he must be a spy.
Kill him!

1219
00:56:36,930 --> 00:56:38,865
(SOLDIERS YELLING)
SHERMAN: No! No!

1220
00:56:39,532 --> 00:56:41,835
He's my dad.

1221
00:56:41,968 --> 00:56:43,236
Your dad?
Huh?

1222
00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:45,438
It's an adoptive relationship.

1223
00:56:46,206 --> 00:56:47,607
Aw!

1224
00:56:47,741 --> 00:56:50,710
Thank you for taking such good
care of my son, Agamemnon...

1225
00:56:50,877 --> 00:56:53,246
but it's time for
him to come home.

1226
00:56:53,413 --> 00:56:56,82
Sorry, Mr. Peabody,
I've joined the Greek army.

1227
00:56:56,249 --> 00:56:57,550
Shermanus is one of us now.

1228
00:56:57,717 --> 00:56:58,952
He's a brother.
I'm his brother.

1229
00:56:58,985 --> 00:57:00,53
He's my son.

1230
00:57:00,86 --> 00:57:01,321
He took an oath.
I took an oath.

1231
00:57:01,488 --> 00:57:02,489
He's seven!

1232
00:57:02,789 --> 00:57:04,290
(WHISPERING) And a half!

1233
00:57:04,624 --> 00:57:07,994
All sons must prove
themselves to their fathers.

1234
00:57:08,161 --> 00:57:08,862
Today...

1235
00:57:09,129 --> 00:57:13,433
Shermanus will prove himself
on the field of battle.

1236
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,467
But he's only a child.

1237
00:57:14,601 --> 00:57:17,637
Your dad may not think you're ready
to become a man, Shermanus...

1238
00:57:17,804 --> 00:57:18,872
but we do.

1239
00:57:19,5 --> 00:57:20,6
ALL: Yeah!

1240
00:57:20,73 --> 00:57:21,74
Yeah, Mr. Peabody.

1241
00:57:21,174 --> 00:57:22,976
Now, I'll show you
what I can handle.

1242
00:57:23,143 --> 00:57:25,478
FYI, a lot of heroes
have father issues.

1243
00:57:25,645 --> 00:57:27,80
My old man is a minotaur.

1244
00:57:27,247 --> 00:57:30,350
Half man,
half bull, all judgment.

1245
00:57:30,517 --> 00:57:32,652
Ajax, here, strongest
guy in the world...

1246
00:57:32,819 --> 00:57:36,389
but his father never accepted
that his real dream was to sing.

1247
00:57:36,523 --> 00:57:38,291
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I wanted
to be in the Greek chorus.

1248
00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:40,560
Uh, yeah, and don't even get
me started about Oedipus.

1249
00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:42,495
Let's just say
that you do not want

1250
00:57:42,629 --> 00:57:44,464
to be at his house
over the holidays.

1251
00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:45,832
It's awkward.

1252
00:57:46,433 --> 00:57:48,134
Sherman, I'm concerned you
haven't thought this through.

1253
00:57:48,301 --> 00:57:51,538
This is war. Do you realize
what's about to happen?

1254
00:57:51,838 --> 00:57:53,306
I'll tell you
what's gonna happen.

1255
00:57:53,473 --> 00:57:55,675
We're gonna
destroy their houses!

1256
00:57:55,842 --> 00:57:57,177
Pull down their temples!

1257
00:57:57,344 --> 00:58:00,413
And make the streets
of the city run red...

1258
00:58:00,714 --> 00:58:02,582
with Trojan blood!

1259
00:58:02,716 --> 00:58:03,817
SOLDIERS: Yeah!

1260
00:58:04,217 --> 00:58:08,455
(CHANTING) Blood!
Blood! Blood!

1261
00:58:17,564 --> 00:58:19,299
Zeus on three! One!

1262
00:58:19,466 --> 00:58:22,135
Sherman, I absolutely forbid you
to fight in the Trojan War.

1263
00:58:22,302 --> 00:58:25,105
It's not fair! All my friends
are fighting in the Trojan War.

1264
00:58:25,238 --> 00:58:26,840
Two!
Sherman, it's dangerous.

1265
00:58:27,7 --> 00:58:28,41
I'm wearing a helmet.

1266
00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:29,542
Three!
You're not going!

1267
00:58:29,709 --> 00:58:30,844
Oh, yes, I am.

1268
00:58:30,877 --> 00:58:32,612
Zeus!

1269
00:58:33,313 --> 00:58:35,415
SOLDIERS: Zeus! Zeus!

1270
00:58:35,415 --> 00:58:36,883
(AGAMEMNON WHOOPING)

1271
00:58:37,851 --> 00:58:41,87
Eat my bronze, you Trojan dogs!

1272
00:58:43,156 --> 00:58:45,258
Eat my bronze, you Trojan dog!

1273
00:58:46,926 --> 00:58:48,795
(ROARS) Ahh!

1274
00:58:51,431 --> 00:58:52,866
(GRUNTS)

1275
00:58:54,267 --> 00:58:55,835
(BLOWING)

1276
00:58:58,571 --> 00:59:00,173
Well, that's cutting it close.

1277
00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,744
This is why I ask you
to obey me, Sherman.

1278
00:59:06,246 --> 00:59:10,16
Because I'm your father, and
it's my job to keep you safe.

1279
00:59:11,284 --> 00:59:14,254
But are you sure Ms. Grunion
won't take me away?

1280
00:59:16,22 --> 00:59:17,891
Not as long as I'm around.

1281
00:59:18,391 --> 00:59:19,859
(SHERMAN STRAINING)

1282
00:59:22,395 --> 00:59:23,830
(GRUNTS)

1283
00:59:26,599 --> 00:59:28,401
(SCREAMING)

1284
00:59:30,136 --> 00:59:31,237
PENNY: Mr. Peabody!

1285
00:59:31,404 --> 00:59:32,906
Help me!

1286
00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:34,741
Penny!
(HORSES WHINNYING)

1287
00:59:42,282 --> 00:59:44,84
Smell my victory!
(SNIFFS)

1288
00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:45,719
Smell it!
(MOANING)

1289
00:59:45,885 --> 00:59:48,254
Hey! That's my ride!

1290
00:59:52,325 --> 00:59:54,27
(PENNY SCREAMING)

1291
00:59:55,161 --> 00:59:56,162
Mr. Peabody...

1292
00:59:56,162 --> 00:59:57,430
hurry!

1293
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:01,334
I'll take that.

1294
01:00:21,688 --> 01:00:23,123
(NEIGHING)

1295
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:35,201
(WHIMPERING)

1296
01:00:47,847 --> 01:00:48,915
(GRUNTING)

1297
01:00:49,349 --> 01:00:51,17
You did it, Sherman!

1298
01:00:51,184 --> 01:00:52,285
Mr. Peabody helped.

1299
01:00:52,452 --> 01:00:53,987
Now, let's get to
the WABAC, go home,

1300
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,689
un-hypnotize
Penny's parents...

1301
01:00:55,855 --> 01:00:57,90
finish that dinner party,
eat my Baked Alaska...

1302
01:00:57,223 --> 01:00:58,558
charm the pants
off Ms. Grunion...

1303
01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:00,960
and make sure none of this ever
happens in the first place.

1304
01:01:01,127 --> 01:01:02,929
Sounds good.

1305
01:01:03,63 --> 01:01:04,64
I'm in.

1306
01:01:04,397 --> 01:01:05,598
Ah!

1307
01:01:08,68 --> 01:01:09,69
Sherman!

1308
01:01:09,536 --> 01:01:11,271
(GASPS) Penny!
Sherman, no!

1309
01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:15,475
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1310
01:01:21,681 --> 01:01:23,116
Whoa!

1311
01:01:28,421 --> 01:01:29,889
(SPLASHING)

1312
01:01:30,23 --> 01:01:31,558
(GROANING) Mr. Peabody...

1313
01:01:32,392 --> 01:01:34,260
Mr. Peabody?

1314
01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:36,996
Mr. Peabody!

1315
01:01:38,732 --> 01:01:40,667
Mr. Peabody!

1316
01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:43,670
Dad!

1317
01:01:51,511 --> 01:01:52,979
(SOBBING)

1318
01:01:54,80 --> 01:01:58,51
Oh, Mr. Peabody! What should I do?
What should I do?

1319
01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:03,757
There's nothing
you can do, Sherman.

1320
01:02:04,691 --> 01:02:06,159
(SNIFFLES)

1321
01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:08,862
I just want to go home.

1322
01:02:11,64 --> 01:02:12,198
Home. (SNIFFLES)

1323
01:02:13,433 --> 01:02:14,801
That's it.

1324
01:02:15,301 --> 01:02:17,70
I got an idea.

1325
01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:18,905
Come on!

1326
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,775
Where are we gonna go?

1327
01:02:21,941 --> 01:02:23,109
We're going home.

1328
01:02:23,276 --> 01:02:25,211
There's only one person
who can help us...

1329
01:02:25,378 --> 01:02:26,913
and that's Mr. Peabody.

1330
01:02:27,80 --> 01:02:29,683
What are you talking about?
How is that even possible?

1331
01:02:29,816 --> 01:02:31,117
We've got a time machine, Penny!

1332
01:02:31,251 --> 01:02:33,53
I can set it so
that we'll get home

1333
01:02:33,153 --> 01:02:35,21
when Mr. Peabody
is still there.

1334
01:02:35,388 --> 01:02:36,656
But I thought
you're not supposed

1335
01:02:36,756 --> 01:02:37,957
to go back to a time
when you existed.

1336
01:02:38,124 --> 01:02:39,626
What choice do we have?

1337
01:02:40,293 --> 01:02:44,764
WABAC: Error. You are attempting to
travel to an era in which you exist.

1338
01:02:44,931 --> 01:02:46,566
This could alter
the fabric of space-time.

1339
01:02:48,168 --> 01:02:51,71
Error. Error.

1340
01:02:51,438 --> 01:02:52,939
Hang on!
(MECHANICAL HUMMING)

1341
01:03:00,780 --> 01:03:02,282
(PEABODY HUMMING) This is fun!

1342
01:03:05,151 --> 01:03:08,455
This is a little homespun
concoction I like to call...

1343
01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:11,57
"Einstein on the Beach."

1344
01:03:11,191 --> 01:03:12,559
PATTY: Yummy.

1345
01:03:14,828 --> 01:03:15,962
To the kids.

1346
01:03:16,129 --> 01:03:17,931
BOTH: To the kids!

1347
01:03:18,832 --> 01:03:20,333
KIDS: Mr. Peabody.

1348
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:21,935
Sherman? Penny?

1349
01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,436
Can we talk to you a second?

1350
01:03:23,603 --> 01:03:24,371
Of course.

1351
01:03:24,537 --> 01:03:25,839
Excuse me.

1352
01:03:28,508 --> 01:03:30,443
I've really hit it off
with your parents.

1353
01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:33,780
I think we can file this night
under "Unqualified Success."

1354
01:03:33,947 --> 01:03:36,349
BOTH: I'd hold off
filing it just yet.

1355
01:03:36,516 --> 01:03:37,317
What do you mean?

1356
01:03:37,484 --> 01:03:39,819
Why are you two dressed
like ancient Greeks?

1357
01:03:39,986 --> 01:03:41,488
You used the WABAC!
I did.

1358
01:03:41,654 --> 01:03:43,289
I know, it's terrible!

1359
01:03:43,456 --> 01:03:44,457
But why?

1360
01:03:44,491 --> 01:03:46,526
Penny and I got into an argument
about George Washington.

1361
01:03:46,693 --> 01:03:47,994
So, I made him
show me the WABAC.

1362
01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:49,396
And I lost her in ancient Egypt.

1363
01:03:49,396 --> 01:03:50,630
And I got engaged to King Tut.

1364
01:03:50,797 --> 01:03:52,465
So, I came back and got you.
Then we ran out of gas.

1365
01:03:52,632 --> 01:03:54,234
In Florence.
Went into a black hole.

1366
01:03:54,401 --> 01:03:56,2
And then you died
in ancient Troy.

1367
01:03:56,169 --> 01:03:58,405
Died? I have a hard
time believing that.

1368
01:03:58,571 --> 01:03:59,439
BOTH: It's true!

1369
01:03:59,572 --> 01:04:02,42
But now you're here, and
everything's gonna be okay.

1370
01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:04,210
I told you never to come back
to a time when you existed...

1371
01:04:04,377 --> 01:04:05,745
Because there
would be two of you!

1372
01:04:05,912 --> 01:04:08,381
Yeah, but the other one
of me is in ancient Egypt.

1373
01:04:08,648 --> 01:04:10,150
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1374
01:04:11,151 --> 01:04:13,253
BOTH: Ahh!

1375
01:04:13,386 --> 01:04:14,387
Who are you?

1376
01:04:14,554 --> 01:04:16,222
He's you, but
from another timeline.

1377
01:04:16,389 --> 01:04:19,492
But I thought you said never to come
back to a time when you existed.

1378
01:04:19,659 --> 01:04:21,327
Exactly!
I know.

1379
01:04:22,62 --> 01:04:25,565
But what was I supposed to do? Mr.
Peabody died in ancient Troy.

1380
01:04:25,732 --> 01:04:26,499
Died?

1381
01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:28,201
I have a hard time
believing that.

1382
01:04:28,368 --> 01:04:29,369
Thank you.

1383
01:04:29,502 --> 01:04:30,804
What are we going to do?

1384
01:04:31,71 --> 01:04:33,239
Well, for starters, both
Shermans can't stay here.

1385
01:04:33,406 --> 01:04:34,741
Why? We could
get bunk beds.

1386
01:04:34,908 --> 01:04:36,109
I was thinking the same thing.

1387
01:04:36,109 --> 01:04:37,811
That's so weird.
It's like we're twins!

1388
01:04:37,844 --> 01:04:38,845
I was thinking that, too!

1389
01:04:39,245 --> 01:04:40,380
BOTH: Ow!

1390
01:04:40,413 --> 01:04:43,283
You see? We can't have two
Shermans in the same timeline.

1391
01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:46,886
It puts too much strain
on the space-time continuum.

1392
01:04:47,53 --> 01:04:48,955
What to do?
The Petersons

1393
01:04:48,955 --> 01:04:50,357
can't know any of this.

1394
01:04:50,523 --> 01:04:51,925
PAUL: Hey, Pea-buddy.

1395
01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:53,626
Hey.

1396
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:54,761
How's it going?

1397
01:04:54,928 --> 01:04:57,530
Patty and I are
working up an appetite.

1398
01:04:58,64 --> 01:05:00,100
Mmm. The smells coming from
your kitchen are yummy!

1399
01:05:00,266 --> 01:05:02,402
Especially that Baked Alaska.

1400
01:05:02,969 --> 01:05:04,371
So, what's going on here?

1401
01:05:04,537 --> 01:05:05,872
Yeah, what's with the getups?

1402
01:05:06,306 --> 01:05:07,741
Toga party!

1403
01:05:07,907 --> 01:05:09,442
(CHUCKLES) Toga party?
(GRUNTING)

1404
01:05:09,743 --> 01:05:13,113
Yes, it is a toga party!

1405
01:05:13,279 --> 01:05:14,547
PAUL: Well, what about dinner?

1406
01:05:14,714 --> 01:05:15,715
I'm starving.

1407
01:05:15,815 --> 01:05:17,17
Why don't we head
into the dining room...

1408
01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:19,252
and tuck into those quails
you've been yakking about?

1409
01:05:19,252 --> 01:05:20,253
No!
Why not?

1410
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:24,124
Because it's so fun right here!

1411
01:05:24,457 --> 01:05:27,93
Whoo-hoo! (HUMMING)

1412
01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:32,98
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1413
01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:35,68
Ms. Grunion!

1414
01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:37,70
How delightful.

1415
01:05:37,103 --> 01:05:38,772
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) We were
having such a good time...

1416
01:05:38,938 --> 01:05:40,340
I almost forgot you were coming.
Oh!

1417
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:41,975
Well, why don't
you join the party?

1418
01:05:42,142 --> 01:05:45,745
I'm not here for a party. I'm
here for the investigation.

1419
01:05:45,912 --> 01:05:49,149
Good. Why don't you start
investigating over here?

1420
01:05:49,315 --> 01:05:52,285
Or here, or here, or here...

1421
01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:54,54
Stop waving your hands around!

1422
01:05:54,754 --> 01:05:56,289
(MOANING)

1423
01:05:56,990 --> 01:05:57,791
PETERSONS: Sherman?

1424
01:05:57,957 --> 01:05:59,626
Wait! Is that...?

1425
01:05:59,859 --> 01:06:01,428
PETERSONS: Sherman!

1426
01:06:01,594 --> 01:06:04,764
Dos Shermanos? What's
going on here, Peabody?

1427
01:06:04,864 --> 01:06:07,300
Oh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1428
01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:08,568
Um...
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1429
01:06:08,601 --> 01:06:09,769
Nobody move!

1430
01:06:09,936 --> 01:06:13,273
Sherman, I've got to get you out
of here before you touch yourself.

1431
01:06:13,473 --> 01:06:14,908
(ALL GASPING)

1432
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:17,310
Mr. Peabody!
You didn't die!

1433
01:06:17,477 --> 01:06:18,945
Of course I didn't die.

1434
01:06:19,112 --> 01:06:20,180
Thank you.

1435
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,282
Hey. How did you get back?

1436
01:06:22,449 --> 01:06:24,50
Well, after a few
failed experiments...

1437
01:06:24,217 --> 01:06:26,453
I hit upon a combination of
bones, stone and yak fat...

1438
01:06:26,619 --> 01:06:28,621
and constructed
a rudimentary WABAC.

1439
01:06:28,788 --> 01:06:29,789
You know what they say...

1440
01:06:29,889 --> 01:06:33,126
"If at first you don't
succeed, Troy, Troy again."

1441
01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:35,962
This is no time for puns!
Even good ones.

1442
01:06:36,129 --> 01:06:37,597
Penny, Sherman, quickly!

1443
01:06:37,831 --> 01:06:39,632
You're not going anywhere.

1444
01:06:39,799 --> 01:06:42,35
I've seen quite enough
to remove the boy...

1445
01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:44,637
(STAMMERS) both boys,
from this home.

1446
01:06:44,804 --> 01:06:47,674
No, don't,
Ms. Grunion, please!

1447
01:06:47,841 --> 01:06:50,977
This is all my fault.
I started it.

1448
01:06:52,78 --> 01:06:53,680
I'm so sorry, Sherman.

1449
01:06:54,814 --> 01:06:57,550
You have nothing
to apologize for, Penny.

1450
01:06:57,717 --> 01:06:59,386
A dog should never
have been allowed

1451
01:06:59,519 --> 01:07:01,187
to adopt a boy
in the first place.

1452
01:07:01,354 --> 01:07:02,489
Now, come along.

1453
01:07:02,655 --> 01:07:04,124
Ms. Grunion,
be careful!

1454
01:07:04,557 --> 01:07:06,459
(SCREAMING)
Ah! Oh!

1455
01:07:06,493 --> 01:07:07,494
What's happening?

1456
01:07:09,362 --> 01:07:10,797
(BOTH YELLING)

1457
01:07:12,399 --> 01:07:14,501
SHERMAN: Mr. Peabody, help!

1458
01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:15,835
Sherman!
Sherman!

1459
01:07:17,103 --> 01:07:18,805
(SCREAMING)

1460
01:07:19,939 --> 01:07:21,441
GRUNION: Oh!

1461
01:07:29,549 --> 01:07:31,484
Hey! Where did
the other two go?

1462
01:07:31,885 --> 01:07:36,222
(GROANS) Our cosmic doubles combined
in order to reconcile a paradox...

1463
01:07:36,423 --> 01:07:39,25
in the space-time continuum.

1464
01:07:39,426 --> 01:07:40,927
Okay, that makes sense.

1465
01:07:41,394 --> 01:07:43,363
I don't know what
just happened here...

1466
01:07:43,530 --> 01:07:46,232
but I know it was wrong!

1467
01:07:46,399 --> 01:07:48,101
This boy is coming with me!
Mr. Peabody!

1468
01:07:48,535 --> 01:07:49,736
No, Ms. Grunion!
Ow! Let me go!

1469
01:07:49,936 --> 01:07:50,937
Get back here!

1470
01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,373
Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!

1471
01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,209
(GROWLING)

1472
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:57,777
Oh! Oh!

1473
01:07:59,412 --> 01:08:00,914
(BOTH GASP)

1474
01:08:01,414 --> 01:08:03,516
(GASPS) He bit me!

1475
01:08:04,884 --> 01:08:06,753
He bit me!

1476
01:08:08,321 --> 01:08:09,889
Yes, hello, police.

1477
01:08:10,56 --> 01:08:11,958
I'd like to report an assault.

1478
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,126
A bite.

1479
01:08:13,293 --> 01:08:15,395
Mr. Peabody,
what are we gonna do?

1480
01:08:15,562 --> 01:08:17,30
GRUNION: Get here
as soon as possible.

1481
01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:18,131
Run!

1482
01:08:19,99 --> 01:08:20,734
He's kidnapping
the children! Oh!

1483
01:08:23,903 --> 01:08:25,505
(PANTING) I can't believe
you bit her, Mr. Peabody!

1484
01:08:25,672 --> 01:08:27,440
I know, Sherman, it was wrong.

1485
01:08:27,607 --> 01:08:28,308
"Wrong"?

1486
01:08:28,475 --> 01:08:30,143
It was awesome!

1487
01:08:30,810 --> 01:08:33,747
And now, to return to our proper
timeline and erase this mess.

1488
01:08:37,650 --> 01:08:41,154
There he is! He's got my daughter
in that giant space apple!

1489
01:08:46,326 --> 01:08:47,327
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1490
01:08:48,361 --> 01:08:50,230
(MUFFLED) My face is numb.

1491
01:08:52,365 --> 01:08:53,900
Whoo-hoo!
Yes!

1492
01:08:53,933 --> 01:08:55,101
(RUMBLING)

1493
01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:56,302
What's wrong?

1494
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:02,208
WABAC: Time travel failed.

1495
01:09:02,676 --> 01:09:03,677
Oh, dear.

1496
01:09:03,877 --> 01:09:06,12
SHERMAN: What is it,
Mr. Peabody?

1497
01:09:06,179 --> 01:09:07,147
Our cosmic doubles colliding...

1498
01:09:07,313 --> 01:09:08,948
ripped a hole
in the space-time continuum.

1499
01:09:09,349 --> 01:09:11,418
That's why we didn't
get to the past.

1500
01:09:11,551 --> 01:09:13,86
(SCREAMING)

1501
01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:14,387
(GRUNTS)

1502
01:09:14,621 --> 01:09:16,623
Hey, Peabody!

1503
01:09:16,790 --> 01:09:18,758
Looks like the past
is coming to us.

1504
01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:22,829
Oof! I will get you, dog!

1505
01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:24,898
And your little boy, too!

1506
01:09:25,65 --> 01:09:27,534
(SCREAMING)

1507
01:09:27,867 --> 01:09:28,601
Penny!

1508
01:09:28,735 --> 01:09:29,736
My bride!

1509
01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:32,305
(SCREAMING)

1510
01:09:33,573 --> 01:09:34,574
What?

1511
01:09:37,77 --> 01:09:39,546
Oh, dear.

1512
01:09:47,821 --> 01:09:49,556
GRUNION: Follow that orb!

1513
01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:57,964
(SCREAMING)

1514
01:10:01,668 --> 01:10:02,869
(SCREAMING)

1515
01:10:02,902 --> 01:10:04,270
Incoming!

1516
01:10:07,907 --> 01:10:09,776
What sort of creature are you?

1517
01:10:09,943 --> 01:10:12,812
The name is Grunion!

1518
01:10:15,248 --> 01:10:16,716
I'm in love!

1519
01:10:19,753 --> 01:10:21,688
I just need to find a wormhole.

1520
01:10:28,561 --> 01:10:30,797
Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.

1521
01:10:30,964 --> 01:10:32,866
Hey, I'm walking, here!

1522
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,535
Cake! (LAUGHING)

1523
01:10:35,568 --> 01:10:37,103
(GOBBLING) Mmm!

1524
01:10:40,407 --> 01:10:42,575
There they go.
Don't lose them.

1525
01:10:43,43 --> 01:10:45,545
(ELECTRONIC VERSION OF
5TH SYMPHONY PLAYING)

1526
01:10:48,148 --> 01:10:50,216
I'm trying to find
another wormhole...

1527
01:10:50,383 --> 01:10:51,251
but they all lead
back to the present!

1528
01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:52,652
WABAC: Time travel failed.

1529
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:54,821
Time travel failed.

1530
01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,728
Whoo!

1531
01:11:01,895 --> 01:11:03,963
There he is. After them!

1532
01:11:04,130 --> 01:11:06,800
Penny, my queen,
I know you're in there.

1533
01:11:07,801 --> 01:11:09,836
We're coming, Shermanus!

1534
01:11:13,907 --> 01:11:14,941
WABAC: Time travel failed.

1535
01:11:15,8 --> 01:11:16,42
Mr. Peabody!

1536
01:11:16,76 --> 01:11:17,177
Look out!

1537
01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:20,680
ALL: Whoa!

1538
01:11:25,452 --> 01:11:26,519
(ALL CLAMORING)

1539
01:11:26,519 --> 01:11:27,921
Shermanus, hold on.

1540
01:11:28,88 --> 01:11:30,56
We shall release
you from this egg.

1541
01:11:30,190 --> 01:11:31,658
(SIREN WAILING)

1542
01:11:33,193 --> 01:11:35,929
Drop the saber and step away
from the futuristic orb.

1543
01:11:36,96 --> 01:11:38,298
I take orders from no man!

1544
01:11:38,331 --> 01:11:39,999
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

1545
01:11:44,771 --> 01:11:48,74
(LAUGHS) Don't tase me, Bro.

1546
01:11:48,808 --> 01:11:50,610
Come out, Peabody,
with your paws in the air.

1547
01:11:53,146 --> 01:11:54,981
Mr. Peabody,
you're under arrest...

1548
01:11:55,148 --> 01:11:57,283
for kidnapping,
reckless endangerment...

1549
01:11:57,450 --> 01:12:00,754
And a multiplicity
of major traffic violations.

1550
01:12:00,887 --> 01:12:01,888
You don't understand.

1551
01:12:01,955 --> 01:12:04,257
There's a rip
in the space-time continuum!

1552
01:12:04,391 --> 01:12:06,359
If you arrest me,
I won't be able to fix...

1553
01:12:06,526 --> 01:12:08,528
Blah, blah, blah.
For too long...

1554
01:12:08,695 --> 01:12:11,564
you've bamboozled the world
with your fancy jargon...

1555
01:12:11,731 --> 01:12:12,899
and that little
red tie of yours...

1556
01:12:13,66 --> 01:12:14,434
and look what's come of it.

1557
01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:15,568
Take him away!

1558
01:12:15,668 --> 01:12:16,669
Wait.

1559
01:12:16,703 --> 01:12:17,804
(GROANS)

1560
01:12:17,837 --> 01:12:18,838
Mr. Peabody!

1561
01:12:18,872 --> 01:12:19,873
Sherman!

1562
01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:21,641
(PEABODY STRUGGLING)

1563
01:12:21,675 --> 01:12:23,810
What's gonna happen
to Mr. Peabody?

1564
01:12:23,977 --> 01:12:26,946
Don't you know what happens
to dogs that bite?

1565
01:12:27,80 --> 01:12:28,581
(GASPS)
PEABODY: Let me go.

1566
01:12:28,748 --> 01:12:30,50
You don't know
what you're doing.

1567
01:12:30,183 --> 01:12:32,185
Please, before it's too late.

1568
01:12:32,318 --> 01:12:33,787
(STRAINING)
SHERMAN: Wait!

1569
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,789
Give him another chance.

1570
01:12:35,922 --> 01:12:39,693
He's through with chances. Now,
he has to pay for his mistakes.

1571
01:12:39,993 --> 01:12:41,661
But I'm the one who
made all the mistakes.

1572
01:12:41,828 --> 01:12:44,564
I'm the one who used the
WABAC without permission.

1573
01:12:44,731 --> 01:12:47,600
The only mistake
Mr. Peabody ever made...

1574
01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:49,936
was me.

1575
01:12:51,171 --> 01:12:52,539
Sherman.

1576
01:12:53,73 --> 01:12:55,308
You're absolutely
right, Sherman.

1577
01:12:55,442 --> 01:12:59,579
What kind of a father could
this dog ever be to a boy?

1578
01:13:02,549 --> 01:13:04,184
Maybe you're right,
Ms. Grunion.

1579
01:13:04,351 --> 01:13:06,553
But there's one thing
you haven't considered.

1580
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:07,821
What's that?

1581
01:13:09,356 --> 01:13:11,358
I'm a dog, too!

1582
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:15,962
If being a dog means you're like Mr.
Peabody...

1583
01:13:16,129 --> 01:13:17,931
who never turns
his back on you...

1584
01:13:18,98 --> 01:13:20,967
and who's always there to
pick you up when you fall...

1585
01:13:21,134 --> 01:13:25,271
and loves you no matter
how many times you mess up...

1586
01:13:25,438 --> 01:13:27,741
if that's what it
means to be a dog...

1587
01:13:27,907 --> 01:13:31,111
then, yeah, I'm a dog, too!

1588
01:13:33,46 --> 01:13:34,914
I'm a dog, too.

1589
01:13:35,648 --> 01:13:37,917
I'm a dog, too.

1590
01:13:38,84 --> 01:13:40,887
I'm a dog, too!

1591
01:13:41,54 --> 01:13:42,288
I'm a dog as well!

1592
01:13:42,655 --> 01:13:43,923
A poodle dog!

1593
01:13:44,90 --> 01:13:45,992
I am a dog, too.

1594
01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:47,660
Ditto on that dog thing!

1595
01:13:47,827 --> 01:13:52,332
I'm a dog, too.

1596
01:13:52,999 --> 01:13:54,0
I am a dog as well.

1597
01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:55,301
I'm a dog, too.

1598
01:13:55,435 --> 01:13:56,569
ALL: I'm a dog, too.

1599
01:14:05,779 --> 01:14:07,514
I'm a dog, too.

1600
01:14:14,654 --> 01:14:16,790
I'm Spartacus!

1601
01:14:17,257 --> 01:14:21,161
All right, fine, you're all dogs,
but you can't change the law.

1602
01:14:21,327 --> 01:14:23,196
I know someone who can.

1603
01:14:25,131 --> 01:14:27,100
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
BOY: (GASPS) George Washington.

1604
01:14:28,168 --> 01:14:31,471
We hold these truths
to be self-evident...

1605
01:14:31,638 --> 01:14:37,277
that all men, and some dogs,
are created equal.

1606
01:14:37,610 --> 01:14:42,349
I hereby award Mr. Peabody
a presidential pardon.

1607
01:14:42,515 --> 01:14:43,616
Me, too.

1608
01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,51
I've done worse.

1609
01:14:45,285 --> 01:14:46,753
(ALL CHEERING)

1610
01:14:53,393 --> 01:14:55,95
(EXPLOSION) Huh?

1611
01:14:59,466 --> 01:15:00,800
Uh, Mr. Peabody, look!

1612
01:15:04,904 --> 01:15:06,406
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1613
01:15:06,406 --> 01:15:07,841
Ahh!

1614
01:15:08,908 --> 01:15:10,510
Ooh! (GRUNTING)

1615
01:15:13,847 --> 01:15:15,248
It's getting closer!

1616
01:15:15,415 --> 01:15:16,716
What are we going to do?

1617
01:15:17,83 --> 01:15:19,419
This is the greatest collection
of geniuses ever assembled!

1618
01:15:19,419 --> 01:15:22,322
Surely we can come up with another
way of getting to the past.

1619
01:15:22,756 --> 01:15:24,124
I can build a catapult.

1620
01:15:24,257 --> 01:15:25,725
We go very fast.

1621
01:15:25,892 --> 01:15:28,995
But, remember, as you approach
the speed of light...

1622
01:15:29,162 --> 01:15:31,264
gravity will get too strong.

1623
01:15:31,431 --> 01:15:34,801
Oh, indeed. "For every action, there
is an equal and opposite reaction."

1624
01:15:34,934 --> 01:15:38,571
How about we just punch
that big hole in the face?

1625
01:15:38,772 --> 01:15:40,640
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

1626
01:15:47,614 --> 01:15:49,249
I have an idea.

1627
01:15:49,416 --> 01:15:52,385
Hey, everybody, I have an idea!

1628
01:15:52,552 --> 01:15:53,687
Yes, what is it, Sherman?

1629
01:15:54,888 --> 01:15:56,756
Why not go to the future?

1630
01:15:57,190 --> 01:15:58,258
The future?

1631
01:15:58,425 --> 01:16:02,796
I've never been there before, so
it's probably not as messed up.

1632
01:16:03,897 --> 01:16:05,198
Sherman, that's it!

1633
01:16:05,231 --> 01:16:06,966
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

1634
01:16:07,133 --> 01:16:08,368
Not usually.

1635
01:16:08,535 --> 01:16:10,804
It's exactly what
you all just said...

1636
01:16:11,237 --> 01:16:13,239
except the total opposite!

1637
01:16:14,574 --> 01:16:17,377
If we set the WABAC for the
future, and go very, very fast...

1638
01:16:17,544 --> 01:16:19,746
we'll create our own
gravitational field...

1639
01:16:19,913 --> 01:16:21,715
that's equal and opposite...

1640
01:16:21,881 --> 01:16:25,185
to the rip in
the space-time continuum!

1641
01:16:26,419 --> 01:16:28,88
(LAUGHS) Oh, my...

1642
01:16:28,254 --> 01:16:29,622
I don't get it.

1643
01:16:29,789 --> 01:16:33,393
We're gonna fly up there and
punch that big hole in the face!

1644
01:16:33,793 --> 01:16:34,794
Yes!

1645
01:16:36,296 --> 01:16:39,466
Sherman, you're a genius.

1646
01:16:41,0 --> 01:16:42,168
But, Peabody...

1647
01:16:42,168 --> 01:16:44,904
how far into
the future must you go?

1648
01:16:45,71 --> 01:16:46,873
Just a few seconds
ought to do it,

1649
01:16:46,973 --> 01:16:48,742
and then we'll
slingshot right back.

1650
01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:50,777
Are you sure this
is going to work?

1651
01:16:50,944 --> 01:16:52,412
Don't worry, Penny.

1652
01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:54,647
Just remember,
I'm a... (GRUNTS)

1653
01:16:56,82 --> 01:16:57,450
genius!

1654
01:16:58,18 --> 01:16:58,785
Sherman...

1655
01:16:58,818 --> 01:17:00,653
I need to reprogram the WABAC.

1656
01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:01,921
All right, Mr. Peabody.

1657
01:17:02,88 --> 01:17:04,124
That means you have to drive.

1658
01:17:33,219 --> 01:17:34,954
In order to make the leap
into the future...

1659
01:17:35,55 --> 01:17:36,856
the WABAC will
have to go very fast.

1660
01:17:37,23 --> 01:17:38,825
Faster than it's
ever gone before!

1661
01:17:39,993 --> 01:17:41,928
Are you ready, Sherman?

1662
01:17:42,395 --> 01:17:43,396
I'm ready.

1663
01:17:43,897 --> 01:17:45,65
(EXHALES)

1664
01:17:47,667 --> 01:17:49,669
Come on, Sherman, you can do it.

1665
01:18:00,847 --> 01:18:02,82
Now, Mr. Peabody?

1666
01:18:02,248 --> 01:18:04,17
Sherman, we need more speed.

1667
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,488
Now?

1668
01:18:08,655 --> 01:18:10,256
Just a little more!

1669
01:18:10,523 --> 01:18:11,925
(SHUDDERS)

1670
01:18:12,592 --> 01:18:14,227
Not yet, Sherman.

1671
01:18:14,394 --> 01:18:15,395
Not yet.

1672
01:18:16,496 --> 01:18:17,497
Now!

1673
01:18:21,267 --> 01:18:22,969
(ALL GASPING)

1674
01:18:29,843 --> 01:18:31,311
(GASPS)

1675
01:18:52,966 --> 01:18:54,367
Whoa! Whoa!

1676
01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:56,102
Farewell!

1677
01:18:56,469 --> 01:18:59,372
(ALL SAYING GOODBYE
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES)

1678
01:19:04,577 --> 01:19:05,812
Ooh!

1679
01:19:05,812 --> 01:19:08,81
You haven't seen the
last of me, Peabody.

1680
01:19:08,248 --> 01:19:11,451
You'll make a mistake
eventually, and when you do...

1681
01:19:11,618 --> 01:19:13,787
I'll be there!

1682
01:19:13,953 --> 01:19:15,655
(GRUNTS) The Grunion is mine!
Ooh!

1683
01:19:15,655 --> 01:19:17,157
(AGAMEMNON LAUGHS)

1684
01:19:36,309 --> 01:19:39,446
Come on, Sherman. Come on!

1685
01:19:53,26 --> 01:19:54,527
(WHOOSHING)

1686
01:19:55,628 --> 01:19:57,30
(EXCITED MURMURING)

1687
01:20:01,935 --> 01:20:04,37
(HOWLING)
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

1688
01:20:15,648 --> 01:20:17,317
(CROWD CHEERING)

1689
01:20:29,129 --> 01:20:30,897
SHERMAN: If you want to watch
television before I get home...

1690
01:20:31,64 --> 01:20:33,66
simply press
"input" three times...

1691
01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:34,467
and then use the remote
control as usual.

1692
01:20:34,634 --> 01:20:35,635
Yes, Sherman.

1693
01:20:35,802 --> 01:20:38,138
And if you're worried about making
friends at the PTA meeting...

1694
01:20:38,304 --> 01:20:39,873
consider bringing
snacks for everyone.

1695
01:20:40,40 --> 01:20:41,708
Bagels are always appreciated.

1696
01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:43,209
Yes, Sherman.

1697
01:20:44,411 --> 01:20:45,912
And remember,
Mr. Peabody...

1698
01:20:46,79 --> 01:20:49,15
I have robotics club
after school today.

1699
01:20:49,716 --> 01:20:51,551
Sherman, wait.

1700
01:20:51,718 --> 01:20:53,486
Yes, Mr. Peabody?

1701
01:20:55,88 --> 01:20:56,523
I...

1702
01:20:57,891 --> 01:21:00,160
I love you, Sherman.

1703
01:21:03,697 --> 01:21:07,100
I have a deep regard for
you as well, Mr. Peabody.

1704
01:21:18,678 --> 01:21:19,879
Hey, Mr. Peabody!

1705
01:21:20,46 --> 01:21:21,147
Hey, Sherman!

1706
01:21:21,281 --> 01:21:22,515
Wait up!

1707
01:21:25,418 --> 01:21:26,853
No doubt about it.

1708
01:21:27,20 --> 01:21:29,522
Every dog should have a boy.

1709
01:21:44,70 --> 01:21:45,739
(CHEERING)

1710
01:21:47,874 --> 01:21:49,342
(CHUCKLES)

1711
01:21:51,77 --> 01:21:52,545
Oh!

1712
01:21:55,482 --> 01:21:57,884
WOMEN: Ooh!
(LAUGHS)

1713
01:21:57,917 --> 01:21:59,652
WOMEN: Ah!
(SIGHS)

1714
01:22:02,88 --> 01:22:03,556
A-ha!

1715
01:22:11,664 --> 01:22:12,932
(SCREAMS)

1716
01:22:17,303 --> 01:22:20,907
I now pronounce
you husband and wife.

1717
01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:32,419
(WAY BACK WHEN PLAYING)

1718
01:22:32,652 --> 01:22:35,455
There's always time for living

1719
01:22:36,322 --> 01:22:38,825
Can we just do it again?

1720
01:22:39,993 --> 01:22:45,865
One more time like it
once was way back when

1721
01:22:47,434 --> 01:22:50,103
You gave me
something to believe in

1722
01:22:51,104 --> 01:22:53,740
We were the best of friends

1723
01:22:55,8 --> 01:23:00,647
Well, I remember the
good times way back when

1724
01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:12,125
Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go

1725
01:23:14,928 --> 01:23:19,199
I've got you on your way
I feel it for you, don't you know

1726
01:23:19,199 --> 01:23:21,835
We're superheroes and villains

1727
01:23:22,802 --> 01:23:25,138
When we used to pretend

1728
01:23:26,206 --> 01:23:32,312
We'd go wherever our minds
would take us way back when

1729
01:23:37,117 --> 01:23:41,221
Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go

1730
01:23:44,391 --> 01:23:48,561
I've got you on your way
I feel it for you, don't you know

1731
01:23:51,531 --> 01:23:56,2
It's a promise that I made
Never be afraid

1732
01:23:59,239 --> 01:24:03,610
I know we'll be okay
This luck we have, it cannot go

1733
01:24:04,577 --> 01:24:06,713
'Cause you're on your own

1734
01:24:08,248 --> 01:24:10,617
You're not alone

1735
01:24:11,918 --> 01:24:17,557
I know I'll see you again Again

1736
01:24:19,359 --> 01:24:21,861
And if all these things

1737
01:24:22,662 --> 01:24:25,565
Come to an end

1738
01:24:26,332 --> 01:24:31,104
We'll always have
a way back when

1739
01:24:38,178 --> 01:24:42,215
Memories will fade if you
wanted me to let you go

1740
01:24:45,452 --> 01:24:49,823
I've got you on your way
I feel it for you, don't you know

1741
01:24:52,692 --> 01:24:56,696
It's a promise that I made
Never be afraid

1742
01:25:00,66 --> 01:25:05,38
I know we'll be okay
This luck we have, it cannot go