1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:03,336 (CHOIR SINGING) 2 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,608 (PLAYERS CHANTING INDISTINCTLY) 3 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:13,213 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 4 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,152 (CHOIR SINGING CONTINUES) 5 00:00:32,980 --> 00:00:34,267 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 6 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:41,741 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 7 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:52,185 Oh, hello, there! 8 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,487 Didn't see you creeping up behind me. 9 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,825 Welcome. Come on, come in here and listen 10 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:01,494 to this wonderful tale of woe. 11 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,464 Not woe as in, "Ah, bummer, man!" 12 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:07,634 But woe as in, "Whoa! That's amazing! 13 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,236 "I can't believe that pretty much actually happened! 14 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,571 "With a couple of embellishments 15 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,390 "along the way." 16 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:16,760 Our tale is a tale of two islands. 17 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,311 One is a teeny-weeny beautiful, 18 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,780 little tropical island in the Pacific Ocean 19 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,782 called American Samoa. 20 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:26,520 Home to a wonderful people, who are deeply religious, 21 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:30,323 hardworking and deeply religious. 22 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:33,293 But the other island, that was a man. 23 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,862 The Palagi white man! 24 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,931 And just like any incredible story, 25 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:42,569 our tale begins with utter humiliation. 26 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:43,837 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 27 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,705 COMMENTATOR 1: Well, here they come. American Samoa. 28 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:49,209 A bit of smiling going on, but some apprehension as well. 29 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,812 Well, that's the first one. 30 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,510 Goal! It's three. 31 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,755 They scored again. Five for the Socceroos. 32 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:05,291 Goodness me. Humiliation. Boys against men. 33 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,795 Oh dear, oh dear. Hard to keep count. 34 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,564 It's getting embarrassing. 35 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:13,900 Goal. Goal. Goal. 36 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:17,237 Just too easy. Goal. 37 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:20,707 (GOALKEEPER GRUNTS) 38 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,430 (SIGHS) COMMENTATOR 2: Thirty-one. American Samoa 39 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,278 on the wrong end of the biggest 40 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,914 World Cup hammering ever. 41 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,958 PRIEST: And 10 years later, they were just as bad. 42 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,995 In fact, I think they had actually gotten worse. 43 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,731 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 44 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,433 Come on! 45 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,668 (PLAYERS CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 46 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,973 (IN ENGLISH) American Samoa! 47 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,409 (PLAYERS CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 48 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,765 TEAM: (IN ENGLISH) Samoa! PLAYER 1: Samoa! 49 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,337 You guys suck! 50 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,973 OPPOSITION PLAYER: Oh, we're going to lose. 51 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,209 (MUSIKA MALIE BY L.E.A.O PLAYING) 52 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,817 PLAYER 1: Okay, we can do it. Come on. 53 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,200 We're going already! 54 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,287 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 55 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,722 TAVITA: What are you doing? COMMENTATOR: Goal! 56 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,557 Oh, my gloves weren't even on yet. 57 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,920 Pisa, put your gloves on. I'm not even ready! 58 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,160 PLAYER 2: Come on! 59 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,628 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 60 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,650 (LAUGHING) Help, help, help! 61 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:53,299 COMMENTATOR: Goal! 62 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:56,269 Move out. Move out. 63 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,171 (PISA GRUNTS) 64 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:00,807 COMMENTATOR: Goal! (LAUGHING) 65 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,430 (PISA GRUNTS) Goal! 66 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,212 (PISA SOBBING) (WHISTLE BLOWS) 67 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,281 That was a terrible first half. 68 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:10,517 And now I'm forced to give you a growling. 69 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,385 Are you ready for the growling? Hmm? 70 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,822 TEAM: Yes. ACE: Okay, you asked for it. 71 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:16,923 Get ready. 72 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,610 You were bad. You are bad. 73 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:22,529 That was bad. 74 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,398 Where's the heart? Where's the spirit? 75 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,134 You have to play with heart and spirit. 76 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,103 You're bad. Bad! 77 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,805 Okay, Ace, I'll take over from here. 78 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,673 Yeah, I think that's best, yeah. 79 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:37,310 Okay, gentlemen, listen up. 80 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,446 In case you don't know me, I'm Tavita Taumua. 81 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,781 I'm the President of the Football Federation 82 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,350 of American Samoa. 83 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,352 But I think you all do know me. 84 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,287 Hi, son. Hey, Dad. 85 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,688 TAVITA: I'm here to beg something 86 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:49,923 from you for the second half. 87 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,860 I know we've never ever scored a goal, ever! 88 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:56,196 But we have to because I've made a bet 89 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,964 with the heads of the football federations 90 00:04:57,997 --> 00:04:59,990 from the other islands 91 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,667 that we could. 92 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,901 And if we don't, 93 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:05,505 they're going to draw a lady ***** on my face. 94 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:08,108 That's some pretty powerful motivation. 95 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,442 ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKER) Both teams, 96 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,345 please return to the field. Okay! 45 minutes left! 97 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,581 Let's go, American Samoa! 98 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,550 (TEAM CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 99 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:22,889 ALL: (IN ENGLISH) One heart! 100 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:23,990 (CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 101 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,260 (ALL CHEERING) 102 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,497 ACE: (IN ENGLISH) Hey, guys, heads up. 103 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:31,965 Not all of the goals went in. 104 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,634 So, that's heart and spirit. Right, Tavita? 105 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:38,400 things are going to change. 106 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:39,906 New coach. 107 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,377 You have to look off island. 108 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:45,712 No, that's treason. 109 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,247 Treason is sending that poor team 110 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,215 to play games they have no hope of winning. 111 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:52,552 You have to think outside the box. 112 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,654 Hmm, well, sometimes the box 113 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,923 is too small to think inside of. 114 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:57,991 Maybe I will do it. 115 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,159 I've already done it. 116 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,494 to put an ad up for the job. 117 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,230 Dad, we don't need some Palagi with his white savior complex 118 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,799 to come teach us how to play soccer. 119 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,233 Daru! 120 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,768 But there's so many other great coaches on the island. 121 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,437 Like who? Like Ace. 122 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,474 Yeah, that's true. I hate it. 123 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,643 There's only four weeks to the World Cup qualifier, Dad. 124 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:18,812 We should just get a coach from the island. 125 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,130 (EXCLAIMS) Don't make me 126 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,182 hit you with this sandal. (WHIMPERS) 127 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,554 THOMAS: Look, I know this season 128 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,123 didn't go as planned. 129 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,925 It's known as the beautiful game, 130 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,994 but let's face it, it's a complicated game, guys. 131 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,131 Football, soccer, as you like to call it, 132 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,568 is like life. You know? 133 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:45,505 You're riding high in April and shot down in May. 134 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:49,175 Um, next season, I think, we have a real shot. 135 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,778 As long as you, uh, trust me and allow me 136 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,481 to play the system that I like to play. 137 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:58,918 ALEX: Uh, I'm sorry, uh, Thomas, did nobody tell you? 138 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,756 You're... You're fired. 139 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,124 Did honestly nobody tell you? 140 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,492 Rhys, did you not... RHYS: Yeah, of course, I... 141 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:08,428 I'm fired? Are you joking? Are you kidding me? 142 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,398 Obviously, you're in shock, which is understandable. 143 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,166 And it is only natural that you go through 144 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,934 the five stages of grief, 145 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,302 which Rhys, I think, you have a... 146 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:19,973 RHYS: Yes. Thank you, Alex. We'll just quickly run this... 147 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,843 Thank you, Chris. There we go. Yep, too far. Release it. 148 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,812 Now, to... You've lost it. 149 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:29,150 Settle it there. Just, yep, there we go. 150 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:32,352 Thanks, Chris. Spin it round. 151 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,954 No, you got to flip it. ALEX: Flip the... 152 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,424 Yep, there we go. And spin it round. 153 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,795 Stage one, denial. 154 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,290 This is not happening. 155 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,650 There it is. That's it, that's classic denial. 156 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,100 Good news is, you got two options. Rhys? 157 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,504 Option one, that's where you're currently at. 158 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,440 ALEX: Or... RHYS: Chris? 159 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,211 Pacific Ocean? 160 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:02,148 Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no. Specifically, American Samoa. 161 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,783 THOMAS: American Samoa? 162 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,286 Are you serious? Is this a joke? 163 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,520 Gail, do you know about this? 164 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,857 Yes, it was my idea. 165 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,525 Can't believe you'd do this to me! 166 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,796 I deserve some respect. Oh, boy. 167 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,298 I'm the only one in this room 168 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,266 that knows anything about this game. 169 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,937 Stage two. Anger. 170 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,710 ALEX: That anger is real. 171 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,740 Was he this angry when you were married? 172 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:29,900 He was calmer before. 173 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:30,877 Thomas, you need to stop thinking about this 174 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,450 as some kind of punishment. 175 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,647 This could be a chance to heal. 176 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,183 Maybe find a new direction. 177 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,119 ALEX: Oh, Gail! 178 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:41,521 God, I love that, Gail. That is so good. Excellent. 179 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,491 I played this game at the top level. 180 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,860 This isn't fair. 181 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,940 ALEX: Fair? 182 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,763 You want to know about fair? 183 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,364 Oh, here we go. 184 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,732 ALEX: Let me tell you a story, buddy. 185 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:55,535 (CLEARS THROAT) When I was a kid, I had this dog. 186 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,771 And I loved this dog. 187 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,500 But then, he got older. 188 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,774 And I guess he had some anger issues. 189 00:09:00,807 --> 00:09:02,275 Wasn't the same dog. 190 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,644 My dad said that we needed to put the dog down. 191 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,712 So, we take him outside, 192 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,280 and this dog, he is whimpering. 193 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,183 We're taking him out. "Oh, no, this isn't fair. 194 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,419 "Remember how good I was in the past?" 195 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:16,890 And my dad made me take that dog outside 196 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,825 and drown him in the pond. (RHYS SIGHS) 197 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,460 I'm the dog in this story? 198 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,362 No, of course not. I'm just telling you the story 199 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,563 about my dog when I was growing up. 200 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,765 And the fact that my dad was a bit of an ***hole. 201 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,234 Okay, look. 202 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,903 I can change. 203 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,710 I'm flexible, guys. 204 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,239 Let's not make any rash decisions here. 205 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,141 ALEX: Really, really good stuff, Thomas. 206 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,443 You are smoking through these. 207 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,278 RHYS: There's only two left. ALEX: Oh, that's great. 208 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,146 (SIGHS) 'Cause I got to... 209 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:43,830 Wow. Chris? 210 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,850 We only got one left. 211 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,354 And it's my favorite one of all. 212 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:49,723 (SIGHS) 213 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,464 (PACIFIC OCEAN BY SHAFT PLAYING) 214 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,575 (INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT) 215 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,179 Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen, hello, Mr. Rongen. 216 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,814 Welcome to American Samoa. 217 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,820 What is this shit? 218 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,151 (CHUCKLES) No naughty words, pretty please. 219 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,119 This is Who's On The Plane? 220 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,422 American Samoa's top-rated show. 221 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,425 We interview people who travel to the island on the plane. 222 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,194 Well, I guess what everyone at home wants to know is 223 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,430 why have you come halfway across the world 224 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,799 to coach the worst soccer team in the world? 225 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:11,504 I have a very particular set of skills. 226 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,374 Skills I've acquired over a very long career. 227 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,710 Skills that make me a nightmare 228 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,411 for people like you. 229 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:21,481 I've come here to impasse 230 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,416 my knowledge and unique insight 231 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,886 into the beautiful game and turn this team around. 232 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,455 I'm not God, 233 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,190 but I may as well be. 234 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,892 Because I perform more miracles than him. 235 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,397 Okay, well, one thing's for sure. 236 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:40,367 The new coach is very friendly and outgoing. 237 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,302 We'll see you next time for another edition 238 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,437 of Who's On The Plane? 239 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,373 Mr. Thomas Rongen! 240 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,808 (SIGHS) It's very nice to meet you. 241 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,443 I am Tavita, I'm the President 242 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,912 of the Football Federation of American Samoa. 243 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,850 This is so exciting! Guys! Guys! 244 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,418 Dad, why are we here? 245 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,554 It's all part of my exciting master surprise plan. 246 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,657 Gentlemen, I am proud to officially announce 247 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,559 our new official national coach 248 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,628 of the American Samoa soccer team. 249 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,664 (TEAM MUTTERING EXCITEDLY) 250 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,578 Okay, okay. 251 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,181 Yeah, great stuff, guys. 252 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,649 I think he feels really welcome. 253 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,184 We'll see you at training. 254 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,158 TAVITA: Welcome to American Samoa. 255 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:42,262 With a population of 57,534 people, 256 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,331 American Samoa is a United States territory 257 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,668 like Puerto Rico, but much smaller and further away. 258 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,136 It should not be confused 259 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,672 with the independent nation of Samoa 260 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,675 always bragging about their 24-hour McDonald's. 261 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,544 Even though we are both Samoan... Hey. 262 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,913 Oh, I would never break the speed limit. 263 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,749 It's 20 miles per hour across the whole island. 264 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,484 Interesting fact. The bird 265 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,886 on the flag of American Samoa... 266 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,158 Welcome to your new accommodation. 267 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,893 Oh, that's your car, 268 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,730 so you can move around the island at will. 269 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:18,965 Mmm-hmm. 270 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:22,535 And now, the piece de residence. 271 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,100 Your castle awaits. 272 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,414 Seven days out of every twenty-four. 273 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,717 Well, I'll let you get settled in. 274 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,720 And I will leave this Welcome to American Samoa video here 275 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:43,256 for you to peruse at your leisure. 276 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:46,459 The qualifiers are only four weeks away, Mr. Rongen. 277 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,963 All I want from our team is just one goal. 278 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,534 One goal. 279 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,770 (NAUMATI LAGONA BY THE FIVE STARS PLAYING) 280 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,680 (CHIMES) 281 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,119 (CHIMES) 282 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,956 (PHONE OPERATOR SPEAKING SAMOAN) 283 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:17,991 (IN ENGLISH) Hello? 284 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,129 Hello? Can I use the phone? 285 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,619 REPORTER: (ON TV) Rongen won the MLS 286 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,887 Coach of the Year award 287 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,290 and coached the US men's national team. 288 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,292 But his career went mysteriously 289 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,270 off the rails two years ago. 290 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,796 And I think the question we're all wondering is... 291 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,650 Why have you come halfway across the world 292 00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,102 to coach the worst soccer team in the world? 293 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,107 REPORTER: Coach Rongen has 294 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,508 a colorful reputation. What, what, what, what? 295 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,943 (BLEEPING) 296 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,945 But the team is hopeful he can save them 297 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:15,181 from another international humiliation. 298 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,384 We caught up with him as he got off the plane. 299 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,785 Welcome to American Samoa. 300 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:19,853 What is this (BLEEP) ? 301 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:23,590 Oh, you're from TV. Famous guy. 302 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,425 Welcome to the convenience store. 303 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,193 I see you found our conveniently 304 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,295 located libation station. 305 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,332 And conveniently, we're the local movie rental place. 306 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,340 And the convenient dreamcatcher outlet. 307 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:37,103 You guys have a public phone that I could use? 308 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,338 (BELL TOLLING) 309 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,572 THOMAS: Hello? 310 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,107 Excuse me? 311 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,709 Hello? 312 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,947 What the... 313 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,987 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 314 00:15:58,992 --> 00:15:59,993 (THOMAS GASPS) 315 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,295 (GRUNTS, WHIMPERS) 316 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,864 Now, we gonna do the Hollywood. 317 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,933 Ah, and that's where you grab your leg. 318 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,470 Ah, and it's really sore, and you fall down. Hollywood. 319 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,805 (EXCLAIMS) Arnold! 320 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,641 (TEAM EXCLAIMS, GROANS) 321 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,609 Get up! Up, up, up! 322 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,790 Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna practice pointing and blaming 323 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,681 where you point to someone and just blame them. 324 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,350 SAMSON: Wait, wait, wait. 325 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,919 (SPEAKING SAMOAN) 326 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:26,786 (TEAM LAUGHS) 327 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,222 Ah. Mr. Rongen. (CHUCKLES) 328 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,194 Nice, little buddy. Okay. 329 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,263 Go into the shop, get me that bottle we talked about. 330 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,865 Off you go. Thanks, little buddy. 331 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,340 Run! 332 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:42,302 Well, gentlemen. 333 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,105 I've been watching you. 334 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,774 And it's safe to say, you're useless. 335 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:52,379 You have zero talent, skill or understanding of the game. 336 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:57,350 That is why we're gonna work on two very simple things. 337 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,819 Fitness and discipline. 338 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,122 Cacio and the pepe. 339 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,156 Cheese and pepper. 340 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:06,593 Simple dish but when made well, exquisite. 341 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,280 So, this is what we're gonna do. 342 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,730 We're gonna get into two lines and we're gonna do sprints. 343 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,699 Down to the goal and back. 344 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,668 Two lines! Suicides! 345 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,171 Cheese and pepper! Come on, let's go! Go! 346 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,172 Why are we doing this? 347 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,374 Because I want to see what you're made of. 348 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,476 You're all a bunch of Daniel-sans. 349 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,944 And I'm Mr. Miyagi. 350 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:27,681 I want to see how many of you can make the full 90 minutes. 351 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,116 Let's go! Cacio pepe! 352 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,152 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 353 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,695 Oh, Jaiyah. Hi! 354 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,364 Hi, boys. 355 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,232 Hey, hey, guys! What's going on? 356 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,535 What were we just talking about? Discipline. 357 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,271 All right. 200 sit-ups down at the goal. 358 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,305 Go! (TEAM GROANING) 359 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,541 Go, go, 200! 360 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,276 Hey, coach, I'm so sorry I'm late. 361 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,478 THOMAS: Oh. Ah, ah. 362 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,913 I just came in from Hawaii. 363 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,148 I'm in middle of, uh, talking to the squad right now. 364 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,316 So, uh... 365 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,851 You must be team masseuse. 366 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,219 Why don't you, uh, set up in the... 367 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,721 Oh. No, no, no. I'm not the team masseuse. 368 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,255 I'm one of the players. 369 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,292 Oh, no, I don't know where the women's team train, 370 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,259 but it isn't here. 371 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,396 Oh, no, no, no. Jaiyah's placed in the team. 372 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,831 This team. 373 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:19,866 She's a woman. 374 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,102 Well, (CHUCKLES) not yet. 375 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,571 What the hell's going on? Ace? 376 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,805 ACE: That's Jaiyah. 377 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,941 She's our center forward. Jaiyah. 378 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:33,313 (CHUCKLES) Okay. Good one. 379 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,781 Humor. I get it. 380 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,650 Sure, Jaiyah, go ahead. Join the squad over there. 381 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,552 Thanks so much, coach. 382 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,788 Joke's on you now. She's playing. 383 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,723 (CHUCKLING) Very good. 384 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,425 Something not right about this guy. 385 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,794 Well, he is white. (GRUNTS) 386 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,796 No. Something else. 387 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,365 Let's keep our eye on him. 388 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,568 All right, Ace. 389 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,936 Let's see what they're made of. 390 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,738 Look alive, *******! 391 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,410 All right, come on. We're up. 392 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,444 Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is really shaking things up. 393 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,779 (PLAYERS SHOUTING) 394 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,682 Okay, Ace. Run me through the team. Who we got? 395 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,651 Okay, uh, that's Smiley. 396 00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,687 He's the D'Angelo of soccer. 397 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,622 PLAYER: Hey, Smiley! 398 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,191 Yeah. Oh! And that's Daru. 399 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,360 He's known as the Bad Boy of soccer. 400 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:24,330 He's always sliding in and getting carded. Very bad. 401 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,467 Oh, that is Samson. 402 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,668 What? Because of his hair? 403 00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:29,903 No, Samsung. 404 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,740 He's named after the giant Korean tech company. 405 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,420 His father's name is Sony. 406 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:40,780 Oh, and there's Jaiyah, the Cindy Crawford of soccer. 407 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,215 What's his real name? 408 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,352 Jaiyah. No, registered name. 409 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,854 Oh, it's Johnny. But you never want to call her that. 410 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,989 Yeah. She's Fa'afafine. 411 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,358 THOMAS: What does that mean? 412 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,930 ACE: It's part of our culture. 413 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,695 They're just one of us. But different. 414 00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,530 But you guys are all cool with this? 415 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,990 ACE: How can I put this? It's like 416 00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:02,669 imagine a world without flowers. 417 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,672 Well, Fa'afafine are our flowers. 418 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,640 Be a pretty dull world without them. 419 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,910 Hmm? They're beautiful. (CHUCKLES) 420 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,580 And who's that large body in goal? 421 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:14,848 ACE: Oh, that's Pisa. 422 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,916 He's not really a goalkeeper. He's a midfielder, 423 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:17,984 but he found the gloves 424 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,519 when Nicky... Wait, wait, wait. 425 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,287 Who's that? 426 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,524 That's Jonah. He's the Knight Rider Car of soccer. 427 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,294 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 428 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,502 (WHISTLES) 429 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,170 Bring it in. 430 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,572 Whistle, whistle. Bring it in. 431 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,874 Bring it in, team! 432 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,100 Sit down, sit down. 433 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,248 That was terrible. 434 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,250 You're just pissing around out there. 435 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,485 You need passion to play this game. 436 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,220 (SCOFFS) It's embarrassing. 437 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,523 I've every right to put my foot up all your ***es. 438 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,425 (LAUGHING) 439 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,360 Oh, that's funny to you? 440 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,896 Well, yeah. I mean, it's a funny image. 441 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,698 Sorry. Just trying to have fun. 442 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:05,999 Football's fun. 443 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,340 Football's fun. 444 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,736 I'll tell you what's not fun. 445 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,771 Watching you prancing and parading, 446 00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:14,407 fixing your hair like My Little Pony. 447 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,942 That's not fun. 448 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,180 Armani. 449 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,982 This young gentleman here is what I'm talking about. 450 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,553 This is passion personified. 451 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,889 If I had 11 Armani's, I could conquer the world. 452 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,792 But alas, I only have the one. 453 00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:34,394 I'll take that. 454 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,329 You know what? I've had it for today. 455 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,331 I'm going to leave Armani in charge. 456 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:42,869 He's going to be my eyes and my ears. 457 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,205 Anything Armani says, you do. 458 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:49,476 Armani? What shall we do today? 459 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,881 Everybody, shoulder exercise up. 460 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:59,319 Up, down, up, down. Double time. 461 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,223 VOICEMAIL: Welcome to your voice mailbox. 462 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:06,459 You have 18 saved messages. 463 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,562 First saved message. 464 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:10,630 NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, Dad. 465 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,650 I just saw you called. 466 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,534 Where are you? 467 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:18,672 Seriously. Like, where in the world is Thomas Rongen? 468 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,875 Okay, call me back. 469 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,443 (WAVES LAPPING) 470 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,519 (TIN CANS RATTLING) 471 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,554 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 472 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:48,301 WOMAN: Old tin cans, old tin cans! 473 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,236 That's what I'm collecting. 474 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:54,574 People just throw them away. They wash up on the shore. 475 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:58,712 They used to be valuable. Not so much anymore. 476 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,130 Is she talking to me? 477 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:04,150 You're feeling alone, because you are alone. 478 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:06,820 Like these old metal cans. 479 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,888 This isn't happening. It's a mirage. 480 00:23:08,922 --> 00:23:11,124 Yes, this is happening. 481 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,794 You're just a skinny white guy, sitting there 482 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,230 looking out to sea for answers. 483 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:24,404 But maybe the answers you seek are right in front of you. 484 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,309 Everybody deserves a second chance. 485 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,444 Even tin cans. 486 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,813 Not that plastic bottle there, though. 487 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,982 Not that. Not touching that. 488 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,953 Family is what you make it. 489 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,490 Here I come, the old tin can lady. 490 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,692 Looking for my tin cans... Tin cans. 491 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:46,993 ...that's what I do 492 00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:48,428 all day. Oh! TAVITA: Darling! 493 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,197 RUTH: Oh, Tavita, you idiot! Did you speak to him? 494 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:52,499 Yes, but what was all that 495 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:55,680 tin can mumbo-jumbo shit you made me say 496 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,636 and all that "family is what you make it" crap? 497 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:59,172 It sounded like that old lady from The Matrix. 498 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,306 Nah, he's a Palagi. 499 00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:02,242 White people love all that spiritual stuff. 500 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,177 Can you imagine the world without yoga? 501 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,212 There'd be all this unstretchy white people around 502 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:08,815 with no ethnic tattoos. And no white dreadlocks. 503 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,840 Exactly! They need us. 504 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,353 And I need that coach. 505 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,956 ACE: Hey, guys! That's great warming-upping. 506 00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:19,250 Doing really well. THOMAS: Ace. 507 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,761 Oh! Mr. Rongen. 508 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,229 Ace. Yeah? 509 00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:26,266 You know, I just had the most profound conversation. 510 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,601 It was all about tin cans. 511 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,771 Our team, they're like a bunch of tin cans. 512 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:32,906 Look at them. 513 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,674 Discarded, crumpled, 514 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:35,642 sitting in a bunker, 515 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,977 waiting for an apocalypse that may never come. 516 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,279 But guess what, Ace, 517 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,114 we're gonna give those cans a purpose. 518 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,160 What's that, boss? 519 00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:44,651 We're going to start a nuclear war. 520 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,654 Gather around, tin cans. 521 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:48,588 ACE: Come on, tin cans. 522 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,190 THOMAS: We're going to practice free kicks. 523 00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:51,491 Hustle, double time! 524 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,590 ACE: Double time, double time, hustle. 525 00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:54,961 The art of taking the free kick 526 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,463 is about distraction. 527 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:57,564 Here we go. 528 00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:00,400 Whoa, whoa. TEAM: Oh. 529 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:01,735 And that's how it's done. 530 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,303 ALL: Distraction! 531 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,205 Distraction. Follow my move. 532 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,473 ALL: Hey! 533 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,675 A small game called the Human Hurdle. 534 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:11,644 And jump! And jump! (ACE SPEAKING SAMOAN) 535 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,848 (IN ENGLISH) Stop. You go around. 536 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,349 Cheese and pepper, cheese and pepper! 537 00:25:16,383 --> 00:25:19,319 The object of the game is to hit the moving target. 538 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:20,954 Useless. 539 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,230 ALL: ♪ Baa, baa black sheep 540 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,290 ♪ Have you any wool? ♪ 541 00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:25,458 Keep the melody, please. 542 00:25:25,492 --> 00:25:26,993 TEAM: ♪ Yes, sir, yes, sir ♪ 543 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:28,940 THOMAS: Everybody wait. 544 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:29,996 Stop play. Stop play. 545 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,865 Jaiyah, any reason why you're late? 546 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,660 Everybody else seemed 547 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:35,168 to turn up on time for training today. 548 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,303 Why don't you run over there and do some slaloms. 549 00:25:37,337 --> 00:25:39,406 Off you go. Let's go. 550 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,574 Talk to one another. 551 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:42,575 Come on! Concentrate. 552 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,811 (9 TO 5 BY DOLLY PARTON PLAYING) 553 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:53,787 The object is turning speed. Hustle, hustle. 554 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:54,988 ACE: Hustle, hustle, bustle. 555 00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:56,222 You know what? Forget about it. 556 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:59,626 Forget about it. Hup, hup, hup. 557 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,594 Guys, head up, head up. THOMAS: Get low, get low. 558 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,396 ACE: Cheese and pepper! Get out of the way here. 559 00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:04,798 ACE: Cheese and pepper! 560 00:26:06,990 --> 00:26:08,835 The object is to get the ball in the net. 561 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:09,969 Concentrate. 562 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,471 Look where you're shooting it. 563 00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:12,806 What the hell! 564 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:14,407 (PISA EXCLAIMS) 565 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:16,176 Don't look at me, look at the ball. 566 00:26:16,209 --> 00:26:19,245 (TEAM WHOOPING) 567 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,583 (TEAM LAUGHING) 568 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:27,854 THOMAS: Control it, Daru. What is that? Is that a pass? 569 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,189 One touch. Pass. 570 00:26:29,222 --> 00:26:31,691 One touch. Pass, pass. Come on. 571 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:33,727 Jaiyah, focus. 572 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,162 You're controlling the back line, let's go! 573 00:26:36,196 --> 00:26:37,230 And how would I say, 574 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,232 "You're all useless. I'm out of here"? 575 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,934 (SPEAKING SAMOAN) 576 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,602 (IN ENGLISH) Way too long. Forget it. 577 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,400 Trust. 578 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:47,240 Trust. Trust, okay. Trust. 579 00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:48,441 (GRUNTS) 580 00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:50,777 That's it, don't touch me. Trust is broken. 581 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,549 All right. It's getting serious now. 582 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,386 We're going to play full 90 minutes with the ball. 583 00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:02,455 Shirts versus bibs. Three touches only. Go! 584 00:27:02,489 --> 00:27:05,725 PLAYER: Go, go, go! (PLAYERS SHOUTING) 585 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,660 THOMAS: That's it, push up, push up. 586 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,329 Pressure, pressure, pressure. 587 00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:11,364 A little bit of urgency. 588 00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:13,733 Look at him, he's got all the space in the world. 589 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:15,201 Jaiyah! Look alive. 590 00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:16,936 Concentrate. Focus, Jaiyah. 591 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,773 What are you waiting for? Pressure, pressure, pressure. 592 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:24,100 No, no, no! Squeeze him, Daru. 593 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,478 Stay on your feet, man. 594 00:27:27,514 --> 00:27:28,381 (CHUCKLES) 595 00:27:28,415 --> 00:27:29,482 Jaiyah, what are you doing over there? 596 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:31,584 Stop playing with your hair. 597 00:27:31,618 --> 00:27:33,920 What the hell's that? Come here. 598 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:35,288 Why are you fixing your hair? 599 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,424 This isn't some voguing competition. 600 00:27:37,457 --> 00:27:39,592 This is international soccer. 601 00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:42,295 Stop that. Get your shit together. 602 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:44,431 (CHUCKLES) 603 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:46,433 Johnny, come back here when I'm talking to you. 604 00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:54,107 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) My name is not Johnny. 605 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,308 Your registered name is Johnny. 606 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,910 You'll be playing under the name Johnny. 607 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,511 And that's what I'm going to be calling you. 608 00:27:58,545 --> 00:28:00,680 So, get used to it, Johnny. 609 00:28:04,551 --> 00:28:06,786 (DEEP VOICE) Call me Johnny, again, one more time, 610 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,621 and see what happens. 611 00:28:12,592 --> 00:28:13,727 Johnny. 612 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,610 (BOTH GRUNT) 613 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:17,397 Oh, Jaiyah, no, he's a coach. 614 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,898 Naughty, naughty. 615 00:28:18,932 --> 00:28:20,133 (GRUNTS) Yeah, yeah. 616 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,735 (ACE SPEAKING SAMOAN) 617 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,937 (IN ENGLISH, GRUNTS) It's okay. I'm all right. 618 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:27,640 Okay. 619 00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:29,542 Things are getting pretty intense. 620 00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:32,345 So, it's, uh, time to take a break, maybe. 621 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,781 Ace, call lunch. 622 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,170 ACE: You heard the man. Have some lunch. 623 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:39,850 Cooling down. 624 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:41,688 Especially, if your name rhymes with fire. 625 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,260 VOICEMAIL: Sixth saved message. 626 00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:48,361 NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL) Okay, so, 627 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:50,263 you don't actually know how phones work 628 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:51,731 is the vibe I'm getting. 629 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:54,501 When it makes a noise, you answer it. 630 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:55,902 I mean, I know you're probably working 631 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,370 with the team right now but 632 00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:01,708 maybe stop yelling at them for a second and call me back. 633 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,510 I'm around. 634 00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,284 (PATRONS CHATTERING) 635 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,919 WOMAN: Hey, celebrity guy! 636 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,454 Saw you on Who's On The Plane, 637 00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:15,855 coach. (EXCLAIMS) 638 00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:18,758 Soccer coach, you got the toughest job on the island. 639 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:20,360 These guys are (CHUCKLES) shocking. 640 00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:22,629 Shocking. (LAUGHS) TAVITA: Ah, coach! 641 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:25,632 Welcome to our humble restaurant. 642 00:29:25,665 --> 00:29:27,967 Tavita's Restaurant. My restaurant. 643 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,302 How many jobs have you got? 644 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:30,904 Ah, we all have a few jobs. 645 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,907 We have to earn enough money to keep the team going. 646 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:37,770 Garcon! Son, Daru. What? 647 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,312 Please, escort our esteemed guest 648 00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:41,915 to our exclusive al fresco table. 649 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:45,518 Please. No special treatment. I'll sit outside. 650 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,491 They look up to you. They depend on you. 651 00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:53,827 You got to be demanding. But kind. 652 00:29:54,694 --> 00:29:55,695 JAIYAH: Hello. 653 00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:57,430 Sir. 654 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:00,567 Something to drink? 655 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:03,536 Whiskey, beer, wine? 656 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,505 Yeah, we got all those. Which one? 657 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,400 Whiskey, beer, and wine. 658 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,247 Mr. Rongen. 659 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,716 Please accept this appetizer 660 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:19,519 of raw fish marinated in coconut cream. 661 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,454 It's a real classic of the islands. 662 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,289 And it's on the house. 663 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:24,624 How are things going? 664 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,559 I can honestly say it's the worst bunch of players 665 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:27,961 I've ever come across in my life. 666 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:28,895 Oh. 667 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,197 THOMAS: I have very particular methods. 668 00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:32,665 And unless I get the support I need, 669 00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:34,768 I just don't think it's going to work. 670 00:30:34,801 --> 00:30:37,570 We have our own methods too. Traditions. 671 00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:39,339 It's like with that appetizer. 672 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:40,573 I'm sure that little fish 673 00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:42,509 didn't think that one day it would be chopped up, 674 00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:43,710 covered in spring onions, 675 00:30:43,743 --> 00:30:45,578 a little bit of tomato, yellow pepper, 676 00:30:45,612 --> 00:30:48,314 lemon zest and a dash of chili. 677 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,483 But if you ask anyone around here, 678 00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:52,786 it's a better fish because of it. 679 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:56,222 You may need to just marinate, too. 680 00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:57,724 See how you feel. 681 00:30:58,692 --> 00:30:59,859 One goal. 682 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:02,862 One goal. 683 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,132 One goal. 684 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,768 One goal. 685 00:31:10,704 --> 00:31:11,838 One goal. 686 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,475 One goal. 687 00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:27,454 Wow. That's really good. It's really good! 688 00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:33,760 ♪ I want to swing♪ 689 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:35,995 (CHANDELIER BY SIA PLAYING ON RADIO) 690 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:45,105 (TIRES SCREECH) 691 00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:47,774 (CAR HORN HONKING) 692 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:50,210 (ENGINE STARTS) 693 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,615 Yes, I'm going to need immediate backup. 694 00:31:55,648 --> 00:31:57,784 I'm engaged in a car chase. 695 00:31:57,817 --> 00:31:59,719 DISPATCH: Wow, really? Looks like a Palagi guy, 696 00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:01,187 he's driving like a maniac. 697 00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:04,391 He's maybe doing 35, 36 MPHs. 698 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:07,127 DISPATCH: That's fast! Also, um, my, uh, 699 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,762 my siren's not working. 700 00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:11,297 DISPATCH: Oh, jeez! Okay, stay safe, Rambo. 701 00:32:11,331 --> 00:32:12,499 Oh, and can you get some kava 702 00:32:12,532 --> 00:32:13,933 from Uncle Pese on the way home? 703 00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:15,835 Uh, copy that. Yeah, okay, I love you, Mom. 704 00:32:15,869 --> 00:32:17,937 I love you too, baby. Okay, love you. 705 00:32:19,139 --> 00:32:21,574 (CLEARING THROAT) 706 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,843 (MIMICS SIREN BLARING) 707 00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:26,980 Shit. RAMBO: Yeah, 708 00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:28,148 this is the policeman. 709 00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:31,351 Can you please pull over to the side? Yes. 710 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:34,154 (RAMBO MIMICS SIREN BLARING) 711 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:38,391 You're going to get out of the car 712 00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:39,926 on the count of three. 713 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,270 Are you ready? 714 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:43,263 Three. 715 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:46,299 Thank you. 716 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,903 Okay, you punk rocker. 717 00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:52,806 Oh, hey, it's the guy from the TV! (CHUCKLES) 718 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:54,708 That's me. What seems to be the problem? 719 00:32:54,741 --> 00:32:58,110 Oh, I'll tell you what the... (COUGHING) 720 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,679 Hey, you okay? 721 00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:03,350 Hey. Let it out, big guy. I got you. 722 00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:05,585 (BOTH GRUNTING) 723 00:33:06,586 --> 00:33:08,888 (GROANING) 724 00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:11,591 Oh, thank you. I'm feeling better now. 725 00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:13,590 Now, listen, normally, 726 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:15,228 I'd lock you up and throw away the key. 727 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:16,196 But right now, 728 00:33:16,229 --> 00:33:18,431 I'm just more angry at my mango juice can. 729 00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:20,767 You stupid can! (GRUNTS) 730 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,471 Fleetwood Mac! 731 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:26,973 That's a hell of a right foot you got there, 732 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:28,975 Fa'agaloagliga. 733 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:30,100 Rambo. 734 00:33:30,543 --> 00:33:32,312 Rambo. 735 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:35,615 Gentlemen, allow me to present our newest recruit, 736 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:38,510 Detective Rambo. 737 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,720 We already kicked him out. He tried to arrest us all. 738 00:33:40,754 --> 00:33:42,122 You were playing on private property. 739 00:33:42,155 --> 00:33:43,690 Yeah, that property is my dad's property. 740 00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:45,258 Well, I don't make up the rules, okay? 741 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,326 Yeah? Yeah. 742 00:33:49,129 --> 00:33:50,263 Bravo. 743 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,332 You've just fallen for the oldest trick in the book. 744 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,100 Can't you see? 745 00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:56,302 This is exactly what they want from us. 746 00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:57,704 Who? THOMAS: Them! 747 00:33:58,505 --> 00:34:00,400 The Imperialists. 748 00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:02,542 Divide and conquer. 749 00:34:02,575 --> 00:34:03,810 But we're not going to let them. 750 00:34:03,843 --> 00:34:06,479 We've worked too long and hard for this. 751 00:34:06,513 --> 00:34:08,314 You've only been here a few days. 752 00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:10,750 Rome was built in a day, man. 753 00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:12,686 I think we're doing pretty well. 754 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:14,587 Now, how about this? 755 00:34:14,621 --> 00:34:18,124 As a team, together, we climb that mountain. 756 00:34:18,158 --> 00:34:19,159 Who's with me? 757 00:34:19,526 --> 00:34:20,560 No. 758 00:34:20,593 --> 00:34:21,628 SAMSON: Coach, my ankle is hurting me. 759 00:34:21,661 --> 00:34:23,763 I can't hear you. Who's with me? 760 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:25,632 No, no, my mom is expecting me. 761 00:34:25,665 --> 00:34:28,868 Come on, guys! We're all in this together. 762 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:30,470 Now, who's going to climb that mountain 763 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,238 with me as a team? 764 00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:33,273 Are you with me? 765 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,476 Are you with me, my team? 766 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:37,944 Yeah, okay, then, yeah. All right! 767 00:34:37,977 --> 00:34:39,579 ACE: Okay, let's go. Yes. PLAYER 1: Go. 768 00:34:39,612 --> 00:34:40,847 THOMAS: Let's go! PLAYER 2: Yeah. 769 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,916 Now, we're making some progress. 770 00:34:42,949 --> 00:34:45,251 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) (CLANGING) 771 00:34:47,787 --> 00:34:49,556 Wait, wait, wait. What's going on? 772 00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:50,857 Don't sit down. 773 00:34:50,890 --> 00:34:53,193 We're not there yet. We haven't even started. 774 00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:56,162 Ace, what's going on? It's curfew time. 775 00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:57,970 What? 776 00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:59,332 The bell means curfew. It's time to pray. 777 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:02,869 The whole island stops. Same time, every day. 778 00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:04,871 But what am I supposed to do? I'm not religious. 779 00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:06,840 Pretend? 780 00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:11,511 Okay. I'll pray for you. 781 00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:14,581 THOMAS: When did that ever work? Tavita! 782 00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:17,617 I've got three weeks left to the qualifiers. 783 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:18,885 We got a lot of work to do. 784 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:20,754 So, tomorrow, I'm going to start with fitness drills 785 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,822 to see how many of them can last a full 90 minutes. 786 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:24,124 Ooh. Ah. 787 00:35:24,157 --> 00:35:26,626 Thomas, ah, we won't be training tomorrow. 788 00:35:26,659 --> 00:35:28,495 Why not? It's Sunday. 789 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:30,300 So? The team won't train 790 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:31,631 on a Sunday. That would be a sin. 791 00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:32,699 Jesus Christ. 792 00:35:32,732 --> 00:35:34,534 Mr. Rongen, you are very welcome 793 00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:35,702 to join us on Sunday. 794 00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:37,771 It could be a nice experience. 795 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:39,506 You can see how we worship God. 796 00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:41,741 This is church. Football is church. 797 00:35:41,775 --> 00:35:43,543 You've got zero commitment. 798 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,178 We're very committed to church. 799 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:47,547 This place is a carnival of crap. 800 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,815 DARU: Hey, look at this, look at this. 801 00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:49,983 This bit, right here. Right here. 802 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,510 COMMENTATOR: Off goes the chair. 803 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,819 Ooh. DARU: This guy's been fired 804 00:35:52,852 --> 00:35:54,254 from his three jobs because 805 00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:55,188 he can't control himself. 806 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:57,190 PISA: I don't know. He seems okay, now. 807 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:58,391 Maybe he's different. 808 00:35:58,425 --> 00:35:59,526 THOMAS: I've coached 11-year-olds 809 00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:00,760 better than your players! 810 00:36:01,961 --> 00:36:02,896 Sure. 811 00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:04,640 I mean, look at this place. 812 00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:06,733 You've got a keyboard and mouse and no screen! 813 00:36:06,766 --> 00:36:08,468 None of this shit makes any sense. 814 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,937 You don't even have a full squad of players out there. 815 00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:12,972 No wonder you're the worst team in the world. 816 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,908 TAVITA: Mr. Rongen, you have made your point 817 00:36:14,941 --> 00:36:16,710 and now let me make mine. 818 00:36:16,743 --> 00:36:20,213 Now, we here at FFAS are honored that you are here. 819 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:22,749 We want to improve, we want to learn from you. 820 00:36:22,782 --> 00:36:25,719 But we will not deny who we are just to win. 821 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:27,921 These are our customs. These are our ways. 822 00:36:27,954 --> 00:36:30,724 Your ways are shit. You're failing. 823 00:36:30,757 --> 00:36:33,126 It's torture coaching this team. 824 00:36:35,762 --> 00:36:38,640 Thomas, we were under the impression 825 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,467 that you wanted to be here. 826 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,236 But if that is the wrong impression that we are under, 827 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:45,238 then you are free to go. 828 00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:47,640 Seek your happiness. 829 00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:49,750 Unhappiness is a curse 830 00:36:49,109 --> 00:36:51,244 that I would not wish on anyone. 831 00:36:56,483 --> 00:36:58,585 THOMAS: Okay. I quit. 832 00:36:58,618 --> 00:36:59,819 (DOOR CLOSES) 833 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:10,530 I told you guys. 834 00:37:11,631 --> 00:37:12,999 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 835 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,671 THOMAS: Hello? 836 00:37:17,704 --> 00:37:19,172 Can you hear me? GAIL: (ON PHONE) Yeah. 837 00:37:19,205 --> 00:37:23,576 So, uh, here's the news. Fresh off the press. I quit. 838 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:25,278 You can't quit. I quit. 839 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:26,680 Today, officially. 840 00:37:26,713 --> 00:37:28,748 Well, then go un-quit. Once you quit, 841 00:37:28,782 --> 00:37:30,984 you got to commit to the quit. You know this. 842 00:37:31,170 --> 00:37:32,152 It's like this team, 843 00:37:32,185 --> 00:37:33,753 they don't even want to win. (SIGHS) 844 00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:35,755 For them, it's like some sort of game. 845 00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:36,923 It is a game, Thomas. 846 00:37:36,956 --> 00:37:38,425 It's a sport. 847 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:39,793 I can't work with these guys. 848 00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:41,361 I can't help them. 849 00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:44,300 Thomas, we didn't send you there to help them. 850 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,320 We sent you there to help you. 851 00:37:48,201 --> 00:37:50,603 I don't need help. I'm coming home. 852 00:37:50,637 --> 00:37:52,572 Home, I'm sorry, Thomas, 853 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,975 but where is home now? 854 00:37:59,512 --> 00:38:00,580 Look, 855 00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:02,449 we'll be there in a couple weeks 856 00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:04,718 for the qualifiers, okay? And we'll get a drink. 857 00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:05,952 All right? (HANGS UP PHONE) 858 00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:08,855 (SIGHS) 859 00:38:08,888 --> 00:38:11,910 (TEAM SINGING IN SAMOAN) 860 00:38:34,114 --> 00:38:35,415 (IN ENGLISH) Dear Lord, 861 00:38:35,448 --> 00:38:36,383 if you could please 862 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:38,752 let the coach come back wherever he is, 863 00:38:38,785 --> 00:38:40,787 to help us score that one goal. 864 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,921 Just one. 865 00:38:41,955 --> 00:38:43,623 Not too much to ask, I think, 866 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:45,291 given we go to church every Sunday 867 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:46,826 and give 10 percent of our income. 868 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:48,161 But, uh, hey! 869 00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:50,597 All in your time. Amene. 870 00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:52,465 ALL: Amene. 871 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:54,734 (TEAM CLAPPING) 872 00:38:54,768 --> 00:38:56,200 (IN ENGLISH) Ah, that didn't work. 873 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,272 Ace, looks like you're coaching today. 874 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:04,770 ACE: Okay, just go for a run to warm up your bodies, huh? 875 00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:07,480 NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL) Okay, Dad. 876 00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:09,416 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 877 00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:12,152 But I was just pissed because... 878 00:39:12,185 --> 00:39:14,540 because you should be here for this. 879 00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:16,690 They asked me to lead the team out on Saturday. 880 00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:18,925 Where are you? 881 00:39:26,866 --> 00:39:28,501 (OBJECTS CLATTER) (JAIYAH EXHALES) 882 00:39:33,306 --> 00:39:34,407 Hi, coach. 883 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:37,544 Hi. 884 00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:41,748 I just wanted to come by and say sorry 885 00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:43,717 about body slamming you to the ground 886 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,218 and choking you, and 887 00:39:45,251 --> 00:39:47,954 also, just wanted to say thank you 888 00:39:47,987 --> 00:39:50,900 for keeping me on the team 889 00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:51,524 so far. 890 00:39:53,259 --> 00:39:55,962 Well, uh, I'd like to apologize too 891 00:39:55,995 --> 00:39:58,310 for not respecting your name, 892 00:39:58,732 --> 00:39:59,733 Jaiyah. 893 00:40:02,769 --> 00:40:05,138 Here. Peace offering. 894 00:40:06,906 --> 00:40:09,642 What is it? It's from team lunch. 895 00:40:09,676 --> 00:40:10,710 You keep missing out 896 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:13,113 because you get angry and run away. 897 00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:15,115 You know, you should eat first. 898 00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:17,183 And, then get angry. 899 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:19,919 Makes sense. 900 00:40:19,953 --> 00:40:21,354 Will you join me? 901 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:23,590 Sure. 902 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,226 JAIYAH: College is cool. 903 00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:28,495 And I do some performing when I'm not studying. 904 00:40:28,528 --> 00:40:30,330 So, do you think you'll come back to the island 905 00:40:30,363 --> 00:40:31,798 once you finish your degree? 906 00:40:31,831 --> 00:40:33,433 No. There's really not much 907 00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:35,235 on the island for young people. 908 00:40:35,268 --> 00:40:36,770 The job choices come down 909 00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:39,372 to the tuna cannery or the army. 910 00:40:39,406 --> 00:40:42,909 And I don't really like fish or guns. 911 00:40:42,942 --> 00:40:44,778 So, you think you'll stay in Hawaii then? 912 00:40:45,512 --> 00:40:47,130 Hmm. Maybe. 913 00:40:47,470 --> 00:40:49,150 I mean, there's not as many fa'afafine there, 914 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:51,618 so you do get a bit more prejudice. 915 00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:55,155 So, I hear you're married? 916 00:40:55,188 --> 00:40:57,223 And you have a daughter. 917 00:40:57,257 --> 00:41:01,761 Yeah, but tell me more about this, um, fa'afafine thing. 918 00:41:01,795 --> 00:41:03,630 What do you want to know? 919 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:06,366 I mean, what are you down there? 920 00:41:06,399 --> 00:41:07,667 Does it really matter to you? 921 00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:10,300 Well, it matters to the officials in the game. 922 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,305 Okay, well, right now I'm legal. 923 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,607 But I have been taking hormones for a while and... 924 00:41:14,641 --> 00:41:16,109 Right now? 925 00:41:16,142 --> 00:41:18,110 Let's just say that eventually, 926 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,780 I technically won't qualify for the team. 927 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,318 Can we talk soccer? 928 00:41:25,752 --> 00:41:27,387 Yes. 929 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:29,155 (WHISTLE BLOWS) THOMAS: What am I watching here? 930 00:41:29,189 --> 00:41:30,990 Why is everyone bunched up like old ladies 931 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,459 gathered at a cake convention? 932 00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:34,394 Well, how are we supposed to know about formation? 933 00:41:34,427 --> 00:41:36,663 No one taught us, including you. 934 00:41:37,931 --> 00:41:39,332 Fair point. 935 00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:40,367 THOMAS: Look at this guy. 936 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,768 Just standing there in open space 937 00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:43,336 doing nothing. Reminds me of you. 938 00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:45,638 That is me. 939 00:41:46,390 --> 00:41:47,507 Oh. 940 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:50,760 Well, you're a natural born defender. 941 00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:51,211 Not a forward. 942 00:41:51,244 --> 00:41:52,979 Wait, who is that in goal? 943 00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:54,981 That's Nicky Salapu. 944 00:41:55,150 --> 00:41:56,983 That's Nicky Salapu? Yeah. 945 00:41:57,170 --> 00:41:59,520 The guy that let in over 30 goals? 946 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,287 Yeah, but he saved another 60. 947 00:42:01,321 --> 00:42:02,655 THOMAS: He looks pretty good. 948 00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:04,190 He's one of the best players we've ever had. 949 00:42:04,224 --> 00:42:05,358 He's a legend. 950 00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:06,659 A legend of the fallen. 951 00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:09,496 Shut up. You shut up, it's my house. 952 00:42:09,529 --> 00:42:10,530 It's my island. 953 00:42:10,563 --> 00:42:12,399 I don't even know why we're watching this. 954 00:42:12,432 --> 00:42:14,934 Because most of these players are retired. 955 00:42:14,968 --> 00:42:16,136 But they only gave up 956 00:42:16,169 --> 00:42:18,972 because everyone else gave up on them. 957 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,874 But if you came back to coach us, 958 00:42:20,907 --> 00:42:22,475 I could help you find them. 959 00:42:22,509 --> 00:42:24,244 Because they're still good. 960 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,147 I'll be the judge of that. 961 00:42:29,490 --> 00:42:31,251 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 962 00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:35,422 Hey, famous guy and Jaiyah! 963 00:42:40,994 --> 00:42:43,797 Thomas Rongen. Nicky Salapu. 964 00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:49,469 THOMAS: Well I'll be a son of a ****. 965 00:42:49,502 --> 00:42:51,738 The chickens have come home to roast. 966 00:42:53,873 --> 00:42:57,344 You're the best goalkeeper American Samoa ever had. 967 00:42:57,377 --> 00:43:01,147 I let in over 30 goals at international level. 968 00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:05,850 You're the best goalkeeper American Samoa ever had. 969 00:43:05,118 --> 00:43:07,754 Isn't there something about that defeat 970 00:43:07,787 --> 00:43:08,922 that still haunts you? 971 00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:11,358 That you can't let go of? Of course. 972 00:43:11,391 --> 00:43:13,560 I replay that match on Xbox. 973 00:43:13,593 --> 00:43:15,595 American Samoa versus Australia. 974 00:43:15,628 --> 00:43:16,763 But I play alone. 975 00:43:16,796 --> 00:43:20,467 And I get my revenge every day by beating them 32, nil. 976 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,402 Don't you want revenge on Australia? 977 00:43:22,435 --> 00:43:24,270 But instead of Australia, 978 00:43:24,304 --> 00:43:26,673 it would be on a bunch of other Polynesian islands. 979 00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:29,542 Some of them are close to Australia. 980 00:43:30,577 --> 00:43:32,445 How did you get this coaching job? 981 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:34,347 You're terrible at this. 982 00:43:34,381 --> 00:43:36,449 Can you just come back to the team? 983 00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:40,387 They need work, yeah. And they need a lot of work, 984 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:44,190 but I see a bunch of guys in that team, including her 985 00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:46,893 who all work multiple jobs just to play. 986 00:43:46,926 --> 00:43:48,995 Who've got more heart and they're dreaming bigger 987 00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,563 than nearly any of the jaded fools 988 00:43:50,597 --> 00:43:51,898 that mess around in the pro league 989 00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:53,466 for money they don't deserve. 990 00:43:55,201 --> 00:43:56,603 Don't tell them I said that. 991 00:43:57,904 --> 00:44:00,600 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) Is he interested in playing? 992 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:01,641 No interest, whatsoever. 993 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,430 Who's next? 994 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,278 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 995 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:11,217 That's called chutzpah, Armani. 996 00:44:11,251 --> 00:44:12,686 And we like it. 997 00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:13,920 Excuse me, Squire? 998 00:44:13,953 --> 00:44:15,622 Stretch the muscle. Ace? 999 00:44:15,655 --> 00:44:17,857 Mr. Rongen! I thought you'd abandoned us. 1000 00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:19,225 Ace, I'd like to apologize. 1001 00:44:19,259 --> 00:44:20,427 Oh. But I won't. 1002 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,529 Oh. As a rule, I don't apologize. 1003 00:44:22,562 --> 00:44:25,298 I'm not apologizing for that, either. So, sorry. 1004 00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:27,367 Daru? Daru, Daru. 1005 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,936 Look, I know you don't like me. 1006 00:44:29,969 --> 00:44:31,304 I don't like me. 1007 00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:34,240 But we need to work together. 1008 00:44:34,274 --> 00:44:36,476 This formation is known as the Sad Snowman. 1009 00:44:36,509 --> 00:44:38,378 This player, interchangeable with this player. 1010 00:44:38,411 --> 00:44:39,512 This can cross here, 1011 00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:42,282 switch it around, works this way too. 1012 00:44:42,949 --> 00:44:43,983 So, who we got next? 1013 00:44:44,170 --> 00:44:46,252 (EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD PLAYING) 1014 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:52,792 We got another one. 1015 00:44:52,826 --> 00:44:54,127 Nice one, Armani. 1016 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,596 ALL: Wax on, wax off. 1017 00:44:56,629 --> 00:44:59,650 Wax on, wax off. 1018 00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:00,333 THOMAS: We've also got the three pigs. 1019 00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:01,735 The wolf is coming all the way back here. 1020 00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:03,269 He's going to blow your house down. 1021 00:45:03,303 --> 00:45:04,871 This is where we want to go. 1022 00:45:04,904 --> 00:45:06,740 All roads lead to Rome. 1023 00:45:07,741 --> 00:45:09,109 What is this shit? 1024 00:45:09,142 --> 00:45:11,111 ****ing Sharpie. Get me another board. 1025 00:45:11,144 --> 00:45:12,579 Think of it like a fish. 1026 00:45:12,612 --> 00:45:15,849 On its own, slimy, smelly, tasteless somewhat. 1027 00:45:15,882 --> 00:45:19,252 But add some coconut cream, lemon zest, chili, 1028 00:45:19,285 --> 00:45:21,540 let that sucker marinate. 1029 00:45:21,870 --> 00:45:22,956 Now you've got something special. 1030 00:45:22,989 --> 00:45:24,591 Allow yourself to marinate. 1031 00:45:24,624 --> 00:45:26,292 You'll be a better fish for it. 1032 00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:28,261 Thank you, coach. 1033 00:45:28,294 --> 00:45:30,196 (PLAYERS GROAN) THOMAS: Ice is your friend. 1034 00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:32,298 It will help those muscles. 1035 00:45:32,332 --> 00:45:34,267 Oh, got you in the nads there. 1036 00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:36,202 Just another 25 minutes. 1037 00:45:36,236 --> 00:45:37,637 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1038 00:45:40,106 --> 00:45:42,976 Three, four. And then, other side. 1039 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,512 Way off! Miss. 1040 00:45:45,545 --> 00:45:47,781 He finds it. (ALL CHEERING) 1041 00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:50,583 Get up. Not at the top yet. Keep going. 1042 00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,419 I know it's hard, but if we can do this 1043 00:45:52,452 --> 00:45:54,220 as a team, we have a chance. 1044 00:45:54,254 --> 00:45:56,222 THOMAS: We've got defense sorted. 1045 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,358 But our midfield... Mm-hmm. 1046 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:00,427 THOMAS: All right, my man. 1047 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:01,928 All right. There you go. 1048 00:46:01,961 --> 00:46:02,996 Thank you, coach. 1049 00:46:03,290 --> 00:46:03,930 See you Monday? For sure. 1050 00:46:03,963 --> 00:46:05,832 I won't let you down, coach. Amazing. 1051 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,340 Excellent. 1052 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,602 (TIRES SCREECH) 1053 00:46:09,636 --> 00:46:11,838 (WOMAN SCREAMS) (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1054 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,750 So, who's next? 1055 00:46:15,108 --> 00:46:17,100 (CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 1056 00:46:21,414 --> 00:46:23,116 THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH) Nice. Nice, Daru. Good energy. 1057 00:46:23,149 --> 00:46:25,118 Good energy. Good, good, good. 1058 00:46:25,151 --> 00:46:27,530 Hop, hop, hop. Bunny rabbit. 1059 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:28,221 Push, push, push. 1060 00:46:28,254 --> 00:46:29,689 THOMAS: Good. Control that back line. 1061 00:46:29,723 --> 00:46:32,392 That's it, Jaiyah, leadership. That's what I'm talking about. 1062 00:46:32,425 --> 00:46:36,496 Pele, Maradona, Rongen. Whoo! 1063 00:46:36,529 --> 00:46:39,132 ALL: Wax on, wax off. 1064 00:46:39,165 --> 00:46:41,670 Wax on, wax off. 1065 00:46:41,501 --> 00:46:43,303 Wax on, wax off. 1066 00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:45,500 Look, right here. Maldini. 1067 00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:47,207 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1068 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,609 (TEAM CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 1069 00:46:58,818 --> 00:47:00,200 (ALL CHEERING) 1070 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,660 THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH) Keep it up, keep it up. 1071 00:47:09,129 --> 00:47:10,230 Keep going, keep going. 1072 00:47:10,263 --> 00:47:11,865 I know it's hard, but keep going. 1073 00:47:13,299 --> 00:47:15,335 I know you can make it to the top. 1074 00:47:15,368 --> 00:47:18,938 Come on, guys, keep going, keep going. 1075 00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:20,640 Don't stop, don't stop. 1076 00:47:21,441 --> 00:47:23,643 (TEAM CHATTERING) (THOMAS GROANING) 1077 00:47:25,445 --> 00:47:26,646 (APPLAUSE) 1078 00:47:29,382 --> 00:47:30,884 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1079 00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:32,520 Oh, God! 1080 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,990 Oh, God. It's beautiful. (PANTING) 1081 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:38,191 DARU: You okay, coach? 1082 00:47:38,224 --> 00:47:39,592 It's beautiful. 1083 00:47:40,827 --> 00:47:41,728 Oh, my God. 1084 00:47:41,761 --> 00:47:43,697 It looked so easy from the bottom. 1085 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:46,132 Can't breathe. (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1086 00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:49,135 This spot here, this place, 1087 00:47:49,169 --> 00:47:52,806 tells of how your brave brothers 1088 00:47:52,839 --> 00:47:57,444 fought to protect American Samoa 1089 00:47:57,477 --> 00:48:00,213 and the rest of the world against evil. 1090 00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:03,650 Well, tomorrow, we set off 1091 00:48:03,683 --> 00:48:06,419 for the greatest war of them all! 1092 00:48:06,453 --> 00:48:10,123 The war for World Cup qualification. 1093 00:48:10,156 --> 00:48:11,458 TEAM: Yeah! 1094 00:48:11,491 --> 00:48:12,792 (TEAM CHEERING) 1095 00:48:12,826 --> 00:48:14,728 THOMAS: Oh, my God, the air is thin up here. 1096 00:48:15,895 --> 00:48:17,564 In two days' time, 1097 00:48:19,232 --> 00:48:22,135 we face our first enemy, Tonga. 1098 00:48:24,404 --> 00:48:25,905 Screw those guys! 1099 00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:27,400 (TEAM AGREEING) 1100 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:30,577 There have been so many wars against those ***holes. 1101 00:48:30,610 --> 00:48:34,414 But the war of 1825, 1102 00:48:34,447 --> 00:48:36,249 where they came to take... 1103 00:48:37,183 --> 00:48:39,119 they came to take our tuna. 1104 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:45,558 But we handed their ***es to them in a giant tuna can. 1105 00:48:46,226 --> 00:48:47,627 (TEAM MUTTERS IN CONFUSION) 1106 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,950 Where am I? 1107 00:48:49,129 --> 00:48:51,364 TAVITA: Uh, Mr. Rongen, are you feeling all right? 1108 00:48:51,398 --> 00:48:53,967 What was that? I still have to pack. 1109 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,468 I always leave packing 1110 00:48:55,502 --> 00:48:57,470 to the last minute. It's so weird. 1111 00:48:57,504 --> 00:48:59,506 (ALL CHATTERING) 1112 00:48:59,539 --> 00:49:02,609 ACE: Healing waters. Yeah, take him down. 1113 00:49:02,642 --> 00:49:04,477 Yeah. It's all right, coach. 1114 00:49:04,511 --> 00:49:06,713 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1115 00:49:07,681 --> 00:49:10,717 PRIEST: And so, we turn to Matthew 17 1116 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:15,221 when a man says to lesu, "Lord, have mercy on my son. 1117 00:49:15,255 --> 00:49:17,323 "For he is a lunatic 1118 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:19,392 "and is very ill. 1119 00:49:19,426 --> 00:49:21,494 "For he often falls into the fire 1120 00:49:21,528 --> 00:49:23,730 "and often into the water. 1121 00:49:23,763 --> 00:49:26,399 "Very clumsy, my boy." 1122 00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:30,203 And lesu said, "Bring him here to me." 1123 00:49:30,236 --> 00:49:31,705 Good old lesu. 1124 00:49:31,738 --> 00:49:33,707 And lesu rebuked him. 1125 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,809 And the demon came out of him. 1126 00:49:36,676 --> 00:49:39,312 And the boy was cured at once. 1127 00:49:39,346 --> 00:49:42,282 (ALL CHEERING) 1128 00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:44,150 (PLAYER LAUGHS) PRIEST: What a beautiful day. 1129 00:49:44,184 --> 00:49:45,685 We give thanks 1130 00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,556 for the beauties outside, all the blessings. 1131 00:49:49,589 --> 00:49:51,825 And, uh, before we get further 1132 00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:53,893 into the proceedings, a little housekeeping. 1133 00:49:53,927 --> 00:49:55,895 Someone was seen rifling around 1134 00:49:55,929 --> 00:49:58,498 in, uh, one of the dumpsters outside 1135 00:49:58,531 --> 00:50:00,700 Sione Malacoco's Fish and Chip Shop. 1136 00:50:00,734 --> 00:50:02,350 Fess up, who was that? 1137 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,370 Trying to get some leftover scraps. 1138 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:05,238 We don't do that. 1139 00:50:05,271 --> 00:50:08,375 Okay? Now, what a day. 1140 00:50:08,408 --> 00:50:09,809 Our wonderful team 1141 00:50:09,843 --> 00:50:13,747 are going across the seas to do the impossible. 1142 00:50:14,748 --> 00:50:17,350 To go and win a game of soccer. 1143 00:50:18,451 --> 00:50:19,652 Wow! 1144 00:50:21,870 --> 00:50:22,255 Wowie! 1145 00:50:23,289 --> 00:50:25,759 Some would say that the other teams are too big. 1146 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,728 Well, you know what I say to them? 1147 00:50:29,596 --> 00:50:30,997 Read the Bible . 1148 00:50:31,310 --> 00:50:33,800 Have you ever heard of a little guy called David 1149 00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:36,536 fighting against a big guy called the Goliath? 1150 00:50:36,569 --> 00:50:37,604 (SHOUTING IN VIDEOGAME) 1151 00:50:37,637 --> 00:50:39,372 That is a cautionary tale. 1152 00:50:39,406 --> 00:50:40,707 Don't mess with the little guy. 1153 00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:43,109 And what we have here 1154 00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:46,460 is a whole bunch of little guys, don't we? 1155 00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:48,782 Little guys, who probably can't do it. 1156 00:50:48,815 --> 00:50:50,517 Going off across the seas 1157 00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:52,352 to fight a whole lot of Goliaths. 1158 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,755 So, go, my little Davids. 1159 00:50:55,789 --> 00:50:58,491 Let's take it to Mr. Goliath out there. 1160 00:50:58,525 --> 00:51:01,294 And let's get one for American Samoa. 1161 00:51:04,197 --> 00:51:05,231 Okay. 1162 00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:06,599 (SPEAKING SAMOAN) 1163 00:51:06,666 --> 00:51:08,334 (CONGREGATION MEMBER COUGHS) 1164 00:51:08,368 --> 00:51:10,437 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1165 00:51:10,470 --> 00:51:12,672 (CROWD CHEERING) 1166 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:25,618 So, off they go. 1167 00:51:25,652 --> 00:51:27,854 The American Samoan soccer team 1168 00:51:27,887 --> 00:51:31,124 hoping not to embarrass the nation any further. 1169 00:51:31,157 --> 00:51:34,194 Cut. That was really good, Gus. (GRUNTS) 1170 00:51:34,227 --> 00:51:35,261 (SPEAKING SAMOAN) 1171 00:51:35,295 --> 00:51:36,763 (CROWD CHEERING) 1172 00:51:36,796 --> 00:51:39,699 Go, go, go, go! 1173 00:51:41,301 --> 00:51:46,206 Tavita, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, move it! 1174 00:51:49,909 --> 00:51:52,120 Let's get this bird in the air! 1175 00:51:58,585 --> 00:52:00,353 Wowie, that was some journey! 1176 00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:02,856 Yeah, I think I got the jet lags. I need a nap. 1177 00:52:02,889 --> 00:52:05,580 Guys, it was only a 35 minute flight. 1178 00:52:05,910 --> 00:52:05,925 Hey, guys! 1179 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:07,794 We've officially crossed the date line. 1180 00:52:07,827 --> 00:52:09,629 It's now yesterday. 1181 00:52:09,662 --> 00:52:10,697 (PLAYERS EXCLAIM) PLAYER 1: Time travel! 1182 00:52:10,730 --> 00:52:11,898 (CAR HORN HONKS) Look how fast 1183 00:52:11,931 --> 00:52:13,366 these crazies are going. 1184 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,769 You know, someone's going to get killed. 1185 00:52:15,802 --> 00:52:19,172 Slow down. Heaven's full. 1186 00:52:19,205 --> 00:52:20,400 (PLAYER 2 WHISTLES) 1187 00:52:20,730 --> 00:52:21,775 DARU: Yo, some pretty sweet digs. 1188 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:24,344 Okay, boys. Good, you're settling in. 1189 00:52:24,377 --> 00:52:26,346 Now, I just have one note here. 1190 00:52:26,379 --> 00:52:28,480 Shh. The player reception is 1191 00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:32,152 at 5:30 in the PM time. And it's compulsory feetwear. 1192 00:52:32,185 --> 00:52:34,187 So, wear something on your feet, please. 1193 00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:38,825 Like a slippers. Or a sandal. Okay, yeah. 1194 00:52:38,858 --> 00:52:40,193 (PLAYER 3 GRUNTING) Thanks. 1195 00:52:40,226 --> 00:52:42,228 (TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING) 1196 00:52:44,731 --> 00:52:47,200 Tonga, Tonga. (PLAYERS MUTTERING) 1197 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,838 (PLAYERS MAKING KISSING SOUNDS) 1198 00:52:54,607 --> 00:52:56,810 (HISSING AND KISSING SOUNDS STOPS) 1199 00:52:57,711 --> 00:52:59,450 Nice of you guys to show up. 1200 00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:00,380 That's very kind. Thank you. 1201 00:53:00,413 --> 00:53:01,581 It was an insult! 1202 00:53:01,614 --> 00:53:04,840 Oh, I should've known you were going to put a twist on it. 1203 00:53:04,117 --> 00:53:06,190 So, this is the competition. 1204 00:53:07,387 --> 00:53:08,688 Nothing to worry about. 1205 00:53:08,722 --> 00:53:10,890 No. Things have changed. We got a new coach. 1206 00:53:10,924 --> 00:53:13,260 Your coach is shit. He's a failure. 1207 00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:16,262 He's just like you. 1208 00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:18,732 Obviously, you're trying to get under our skin. 1209 00:53:18,765 --> 00:53:22,135 But American Samoan skin is impenetrable. Okay? 1210 00:53:22,168 --> 00:53:24,771 Unless you got a sharp object 1211 00:53:24,804 --> 00:53:29,442 like, um, scissors, um, screwdriver, needle. 1212 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:32,412 Anything that kind of comes down to a really sharp point. 1213 00:53:32,445 --> 00:53:33,380 (SCOFFS) 1214 00:53:33,413 --> 00:53:35,248 See you at the party. (TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING) 1215 00:53:35,281 --> 00:53:38,218 Don't forget to bring your mascot. (CHUCKLES) 1216 00:53:39,953 --> 00:53:41,321 (PLAYERS MAKING KISSING SOUNDS) 1217 00:53:46,226 --> 00:53:49,290 (TONGAN PLAYERS SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE) 1218 00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:51,698 "See you at the party later." "See you at the party later." 1219 00:53:51,731 --> 00:53:53,500 "See you at the party later." (CHUCKLES) 1220 00:53:53,533 --> 00:53:54,868 It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1221 00:53:55,802 --> 00:53:58,138 Oh, the glitz, the glamour, 1222 00:53:58,171 --> 00:54:00,173 the little flowers on the table! 1223 00:54:00,206 --> 00:54:01,574 Thomas, isn't this wonderful? 1224 00:54:01,608 --> 00:54:04,911 Look, it's a veritable who's that of world soccer. 1225 00:54:04,944 --> 00:54:07,747 Let's get out of here, T. Hit the beach. 1226 00:54:07,781 --> 00:54:09,983 Six pack. This isn't us. 1227 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,180 We just got here. The night's still young. 1228 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,787 Oh, shit. MEN: Hey! 1229 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:16,523 There he is. There he is. T! T! (CHUCKLES) 1230 00:54:16,556 --> 00:54:18,725 KEITH: Good day, mate. ANGUS: Fancy seeing you here. 1231 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:19,793 What's happening? Hey! Hey! 1232 00:54:19,826 --> 00:54:20,927 Hi. All right. Hi. 1233 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,295 What's going on, huh? Angus. 1234 00:54:22,328 --> 00:54:23,263 Hey! 1235 00:54:23,296 --> 00:54:24,798 Hey, give him a bumming. Give him a bumming. 1236 00:54:24,831 --> 00:54:26,533 Oh, yeah. Bumming! Please. 1237 00:54:26,566 --> 00:54:29,690 That's enough! That's enough! There you go. Right-oh. 1238 00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:32,305 Settle down, mate. It's good to see you. 1239 00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:36,876 Tavita, this is, uh, Angus, Keith. Socceroos. 1240 00:54:36,910 --> 00:54:40,180 Oh, the Socceroos, our arch nemesises. 1241 00:54:40,747 --> 00:54:42,649 Hey? What are you...? 1242 00:54:42,682 --> 00:54:43,850 ANGUS AND KEITH: Oh! 1243 00:54:43,883 --> 00:54:45,785 American Samoa. (CHUCKLES) 1244 00:54:45,819 --> 00:54:47,287 We played in that game. We played in that game. 1245 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,755 Yeah, show him your tattoo. Tattoo! 1246 00:54:48,788 --> 00:54:50,560 Show him the tattoo, show him the tattoo. 1247 00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:51,224 Wait, wait. He doesn't show 1248 00:54:51,257 --> 00:54:52,425 anyone this. Let me show you the tattoo. 1249 00:54:53,393 --> 00:54:55,762 ANGUS AND KEITH: Oh! 1250 00:54:55,795 --> 00:54:59,199 ♪ 31, 31♪ ♪ 31, 31, 31♪ 1251 00:54:59,232 --> 00:55:01,501 Ah, mate, we've moved on. Put it away. 1252 00:55:01,534 --> 00:55:03,203 No, we haven't. It's part of our heritage. 1253 00:55:03,236 --> 00:55:04,871 I'm putting it away. So, hey? 1254 00:55:04,904 --> 00:55:07,730 Coaching American Samoa. 1255 00:55:07,107 --> 00:55:08,775 Took the job that nobody wanted. 1256 00:55:08,808 --> 00:55:09,843 He hasn't even been... Right! Good on ya. 1257 00:55:09,876 --> 00:55:10,944 ...fired yet. Hey, no, but seriously, 1258 00:55:10,977 --> 00:55:12,645 how they going? You having a few wins? 1259 00:55:12,679 --> 00:55:13,847 KEITH: Yeah. 1260 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,482 We're, you know, we're... 1261 00:55:15,515 --> 00:55:17,684 ANGUS: Oi! A-Train. 1262 00:55:17,717 --> 00:55:19,452 Toot toot! (CHUCKLES) KEITH: A-Train! 1263 00:55:20,530 --> 00:55:23,323 Hi. Hey. Hey. Hey. 1264 00:55:23,356 --> 00:55:24,657 Oh. Oh. 1265 00:55:26,926 --> 00:55:29,329 You look good. I missed you. 1266 00:55:29,362 --> 00:55:30,463 You look good. 1267 00:55:30,497 --> 00:55:31,631 ALEX: Hey, there he is. 1268 00:55:31,664 --> 00:55:33,500 Hey. Alex. Hey. 1269 00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:35,969 You're looking kind of tired. Yes, I was going to say 1270 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,971 he's looking pretty tired, isn't he? Jet lag. 1271 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,240 Thank you. Um, Tavita, 1272 00:55:40,273 --> 00:55:43,343 I'd like to introduce you to Gail, my wife. 1273 00:55:43,376 --> 00:55:44,611 Separated. Oh. 1274 00:55:44,644 --> 00:55:50,784 And this is Alex. Uh, my boss and Gail's manfriend. 1275 00:55:50,817 --> 00:55:53,820 Mr. Alex, on behalf of FFAS, we just want to thank you 1276 00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:55,880 for sending us this super coach. 1277 00:55:55,121 --> 00:55:57,724 He's really turned things around. 1278 00:55:57,757 --> 00:56:00,960 Great. Hey, can I talk to you real quick outside? 1279 00:56:00,994 --> 00:56:02,280 Sure. He wants to have a word 1280 00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:03,563 with you outside. 1281 00:56:03,596 --> 00:56:04,664 It won't take a second. 1282 00:56:07,670 --> 00:56:09,135 (PLAYERS SINGING IN SAMOAN) 1283 00:56:19,946 --> 00:56:22,215 (TONGAN PLAYERS LAUGHING) 1284 00:56:26,419 --> 00:56:27,420 Jaiyah! 1285 00:56:28,388 --> 00:56:30,457 Jaiyah! (TONGAN PLAYERS LAUGH) 1286 00:56:31,925 --> 00:56:36,262 (EXHALES) Man. I got to say, really proud of you. 1287 00:56:36,296 --> 00:56:38,965 We never thought you'd make it. Congrats. 1288 00:56:38,998 --> 00:56:41,167 Thanks, Alex. I mean, I don't know what to say. 1289 00:56:41,201 --> 00:56:43,603 I'm so proud of what we've done here. 1290 00:56:43,636 --> 00:56:45,271 Yeah. That's great. 1291 00:56:45,305 --> 00:56:47,400 Not that it really matters anymore. 1292 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:49,743 What do you mean? 1293 00:56:49,776 --> 00:56:51,277 Don't worry about it. It's just... 1294 00:56:52,145 --> 00:56:54,114 You have shown real improvement 1295 00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:55,315 and that's what matters. 1296 00:56:55,348 --> 00:56:57,884 I'm going to find you a real job after this. 1297 00:56:57,917 --> 00:56:59,252 Alex, what are you saying? 1298 00:57:01,888 --> 00:57:03,590 Look, Thomas, I once had this dog. 1299 00:57:03,623 --> 00:57:05,525 I know about the dog. No, this is a different dog. 1300 00:57:05,558 --> 00:57:07,627 You don't know this dog. This dog was, uh, 1301 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:08,895 this dog was never any good. 1302 00:57:08,928 --> 00:57:10,330 He was slow and he couldn't run, 1303 00:57:10,363 --> 00:57:12,599 and he never caught a stick or did anything 1304 00:57:12,632 --> 00:57:16,569 and so, the kindest thing to do was to put him down. 1305 00:57:17,437 --> 00:57:19,139 So, we killed him. Shot him. 1306 00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:22,208 The team is the dog? 1307 00:57:22,242 --> 00:57:24,544 Yeah, of course, the team is the dog. It's a metaphor. 1308 00:57:24,577 --> 00:57:27,347 How many dogs do you think I've killed? 1309 00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:32,585 Look, the herd is only as fast as its slowest animal. 1310 00:57:33,319 --> 00:57:36,256 That's like circle-of-life shit. 1311 00:57:36,289 --> 00:57:38,425 Well, I believe we can score a goal. 1312 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:41,940 A goal? Who gives a shit about a goal? 1313 00:57:41,127 --> 00:57:42,495 What if we win the match? 1314 00:57:42,529 --> 00:57:44,197 (CHUCKLES) Come on. 1315 00:57:44,230 --> 00:57:47,330 I don't think they have a word in their language for win. 1316 00:57:47,670 --> 00:57:51,104 Look, man. Soccer is not in their DNA. They're weak. 1317 00:57:51,137 --> 00:57:53,473 No, Alex. They are not weak. 1318 00:57:53,506 --> 00:57:55,308 Some of the sacrifices these players have made, 1319 00:57:55,342 --> 00:57:59,279 I mean, I'm talking about life-altering sacrifices. 1320 00:57:59,312 --> 00:58:00,914 Look, I wish there was something I could say 1321 00:58:00,947 --> 00:58:04,718 that would magically make you feel better about this. Oh... 1322 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,121 Hakuna matata. 1323 00:58:08,154 --> 00:58:10,357 (DRUMS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE) 1324 00:58:12,580 --> 00:58:14,260 (PLAYERS SINGING IN SAMOAN) 1325 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,700 COACH D'AMATO: (ON TV) The biggest battle 1326 00:58:24,104 --> 00:58:25,739 of our professional lives 1327 00:58:25,772 --> 00:58:27,440 all comes down to today. 1328 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,242 Now, either 1329 00:58:29,743 --> 00:58:33,747 we heal as a team 1330 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:36,449 or we're going to crumble... (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1331 00:58:36,483 --> 00:58:40,487 ...inch by inch, play by play, till we're finished. 1332 00:58:41,870 --> 00:58:42,789 We're in hell right now. 1333 00:58:42,822 --> 00:58:44,991 We can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us... 1334 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:46,590 Hi. Hey. 1335 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,228 Nightcap? Sure. 1336 00:58:48,261 --> 00:58:50,163 Let's go. We can fight our way back... 1337 00:58:50,196 --> 00:58:52,732 Oh, right. ...into the light. 1338 00:58:52,766 --> 00:58:54,701 We can climb out of hell... 1339 00:58:56,336 --> 00:58:58,104 THOMAS: You know, I think island life 1340 00:58:58,138 --> 00:59:00,507 has had a real effect on me. 1341 00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:04,878 I feel like a new man. Kind of Zen. 1342 00:59:04,911 --> 00:59:06,212 You seem the same. 1343 00:59:06,746 --> 00:59:08,615 Really? Mm-hmm. 1344 00:59:08,648 --> 00:59:09,749 Are you happy? 1345 00:59:09,783 --> 00:59:11,418 I feel terrific. 1346 00:59:11,451 --> 00:59:13,219 Tomorrow, we're going to lose the match. 1347 00:59:13,253 --> 00:59:14,587 Oh, come on. And get kicked out 1348 00:59:14,621 --> 00:59:17,223 of International Football. You don't really think that. 1349 00:59:17,257 --> 00:59:18,725 Pretty much the end of my career. 1350 00:59:18,758 --> 00:59:20,600 You're the best. 1351 00:59:20,930 --> 00:59:21,294 I'm a laughingstock. 1352 00:59:21,327 --> 00:59:23,290 You're a real buzzkill. 1353 00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:24,798 Oh, no. Yeah. 1354 00:59:24,831 --> 00:59:27,534 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1355 00:59:27,567 --> 00:59:28,868 This is fun. 1356 00:59:28,902 --> 00:59:30,203 This is fun. 1357 00:59:30,637 --> 00:59:31,805 I miss you. 1358 00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:33,206 I miss you too. 1359 00:59:33,907 --> 00:59:35,141 I love you. 1360 00:59:35,175 --> 00:59:37,877 You define love as wanting to be wanted. 1361 00:59:37,911 --> 00:59:39,512 You just don't want to be alone. 1362 00:59:39,546 --> 00:59:42,415 Yeah? That's the definition of love. 1363 00:59:44,170 --> 00:59:45,552 I'll always have a broken heart, 1364 00:59:45,585 --> 00:59:46,619 but I'm moving. 1365 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:49,356 Trying to move on. 1366 00:59:50,390 --> 00:59:51,958 It's been two years and I don't think 1367 00:59:51,991 --> 00:59:53,593 you're even talking about it. 1368 00:59:55,929 --> 00:59:57,430 What's there to talk about? 1369 01:00:01,568 --> 01:00:03,803 All right, let's not talk then. 1370 01:00:03,837 --> 01:00:05,380 Come on, old man. 1371 01:00:05,710 --> 01:00:08,742 Oh, God. Are we doing this? Really? 1372 01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:09,909 GAIL: Come on. Okay. 1373 01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:11,277 GAIL: I bet you can't get it. 1374 01:00:11,311 --> 01:00:12,445 THOMAS: Well, you're supposed to put it on the ground. 1375 01:00:12,479 --> 01:00:14,180 (GAIL CHUCKLES) It's called football. 1376 01:00:15,749 --> 01:00:16,683 Hey! 1377 01:00:16,716 --> 01:00:19,386 GAIL: (CHUCKLES) Don't tell me what to do. 1378 01:00:19,419 --> 01:00:22,355 TAVITA: You have a very fascinating family dynamic, Thomas. 1379 01:00:22,389 --> 01:00:24,557 You know, I saw this German film. 1380 01:00:24,591 --> 01:00:26,626 And they seemed to have a similar arrangement. 1381 01:00:26,659 --> 01:00:30,563 You know, there was this one woman and all these guys. 1382 01:00:30,597 --> 01:00:33,233 I couldn't figure out which one was married to her 1383 01:00:33,266 --> 01:00:35,668 because they were all acting like they were 1384 01:00:35,702 --> 01:00:37,370 married to her. ACE: Lovely jogging. 1385 01:00:37,404 --> 01:00:38,705 Best one I've seen yet. 1386 01:00:42,776 --> 01:00:43,877 DARU: Hey, it's Nicky! 1387 01:00:43,910 --> 01:00:46,880 Oh, Christmas has come early. It's Nicky Salapu! 1388 01:00:46,913 --> 01:00:48,181 Nicky Salapu! Nicky! 1389 01:00:48,214 --> 01:00:50,417 (NICKY CHUCKLES) (PLAYERS EXCLAIMING) 1390 01:00:51,851 --> 01:00:53,186 Where did he come from? 1391 01:00:53,219 --> 01:00:54,354 Nicky Salapu. 1392 01:00:54,387 --> 01:00:55,622 THOMAS: Okay, okay. Yes! 1393 01:00:55,655 --> 01:00:57,657 THOMAS: Guys, come on, come on. Leave him alone. 1394 01:00:57,691 --> 01:00:58,925 Let's go, let's go. ACE: Come on, 1395 01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,460 do your stretching. Let's get some breakfast, 1396 01:01:00,493 --> 01:01:02,295 and, uh, hydrate. That way. 1397 01:01:02,328 --> 01:01:03,396 In that order. 1398 01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:05,310 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 1399 01:01:05,650 --> 01:01:06,299 You made it. 1400 01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:09,269 I guess, uh, my speech actually had some effect? 1401 01:01:09,302 --> 01:01:11,237 Well, no. 1402 01:01:11,271 --> 01:01:13,306 Actually, I did some research on you, and it 1403 01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:15,809 turns out you're a bigger loser than I am. 1404 01:01:15,842 --> 01:01:19,546 Yeah, I mean, you've failed so many times or been fired. 1405 01:01:19,579 --> 01:01:21,281 It actually makes me feel better about being 1406 01:01:21,314 --> 01:01:22,816 the worst goalkeeper in the world. 1407 01:01:22,849 --> 01:01:23,883 Oh. 1408 01:01:23,917 --> 01:01:25,819 (LIPS TRILLING) 1409 01:01:26,486 --> 01:01:28,688 (TONGAN PLAYERS SHOUTING) 1410 01:01:29,689 --> 01:01:31,891 (PLAYERS MAKING KISSING SOUNDS) 1411 01:01:35,195 --> 01:01:37,397 (TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING) 1412 01:01:44,704 --> 01:01:47,730 (KISSING SOUNDS AND HISSING STOPS) 1413 01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:48,475 American Samoa, 1414 01:01:48,508 --> 01:01:52,412 in a few hours we will see you on the field with Tonga! 1415 01:01:52,445 --> 01:01:54,781 Tonga! TONGAN TEAM: Tonga! 1416 01:01:54,814 --> 01:01:59,319 Tonga, in a few hours, you meet American Samoa 1417 01:02:00,353 --> 01:02:01,755 on the field. 1418 01:02:02,288 --> 01:02:03,990 Also. 1419 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,393 (TONGAN TEAM LAUGHING) 1420 01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:10,363 (LAUGHING STOPS) 1421 01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:12,650 Tonga! Move it out! 1422 01:02:12,899 --> 01:02:14,667 (TONGAN PLAYERS HISSING) 1423 01:02:14,701 --> 01:02:16,636 (PLAYERS MAKING KISSING SOUNDS, STOPS) 1424 01:02:16,669 --> 01:02:19,372 All right, guys. They're scared. 1425 01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:21,875 (PLAYERS AGREEING) 1426 01:02:21,908 --> 01:02:24,100 COMMENTATOR: Welcome to today's World Cup 1427 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:28,140 qualifying match between Tonga and American Samoa. 1428 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:29,820 Thank you. 1429 01:02:29,616 --> 01:02:30,617 Thank you. 1430 01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:32,285 Here's your seat, darling. Here's your seat. 1431 01:02:32,318 --> 01:02:35,488 Hi, fellas. Alligator! How are ya? 1432 01:02:37,590 --> 01:02:38,892 (THOMAS CLEARS THROAT) 1433 01:02:40,593 --> 01:02:42,950 Don't know what to say, really. 1434 01:02:43,163 --> 01:02:46,433 A few minutes to the biggest battle 1435 01:02:46,466 --> 01:02:47,901 of our professional lives. 1436 01:02:48,568 --> 01:02:50,300 All comes down to today. 1437 01:02:52,105 --> 01:02:55,108 Now, either we heal as a team. 1438 01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:59,846 Or we're going to crumble, inch by inch, 1439 01:02:59,879 --> 01:03:02,482 play by play, till we're finished. 1440 01:03:02,515 --> 01:03:05,285 Hang on. That's the Any Given Sunday speech. 1441 01:03:05,318 --> 01:03:06,519 (PLAYERS AGREEING) 1442 01:03:07,754 --> 01:03:09,550 No, Daru. 1443 01:03:09,890 --> 01:03:13,793 So, I'd like you to see this space as a safe space 1444 01:03:13,827 --> 01:03:15,729 where you can share your stories, 1445 01:03:15,762 --> 01:03:18,498 your thoughts, hopes and dreams. 1446 01:03:19,933 --> 01:03:21,534 So, please. Anyone. 1447 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:29,442 Hey, what's up, everybody? It's me, Smiley. 1448 01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:30,744 PLAYER: Hey, Smiley. 1449 01:03:30,777 --> 01:03:33,146 Um, it's funny you guys call me Smiley. 1450 01:03:33,179 --> 01:03:34,381 I don't really smile much 1451 01:03:34,414 --> 01:03:36,820 outside of this place. 1452 01:03:37,617 --> 01:03:38,718 As some of you may know, 1453 01:03:38,752 --> 01:03:41,388 I had a pretty rough year this past year 1454 01:03:41,421 --> 01:03:43,757 after both my parents got arrested for... 1455 01:03:43,790 --> 01:03:44,991 Let's go, guys, time to play. 1456 01:03:46,593 --> 01:03:48,661 Another time, Smiley. 1457 01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:50,830 Okay, guys, we've done the hard work. 1458 01:03:50,864 --> 01:03:52,665 Let's do this! 1459 01:03:52,699 --> 01:03:54,801 Wait a minute, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1460 01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:55,769 Where's Jaiyah? 1461 01:03:55,802 --> 01:03:58,405 (TEAM CHATTERING) Jaiyah, where is she? 1462 01:03:58,438 --> 01:03:59,639 Where's Jaiyah? 1463 01:04:00,774 --> 01:04:03,176 (SNIFFLING) 1464 01:04:03,209 --> 01:04:05,679 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1465 01:04:05,712 --> 01:04:07,130 (JAIYAH GROANS IN FRUSTRATION) 1466 01:04:07,470 --> 01:04:08,748 Jaiyah! What's going on? 1467 01:04:08,782 --> 01:04:10,483 (SIGHS) Go away, coach. 1468 01:04:11,217 --> 01:04:13,486 What's wrong? I just... (SOBS) 1469 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:17,590 You know what? Pregame nerves. Totally normal. 1470 01:04:18,191 --> 01:04:20,160 Pregame nerves. 1471 01:04:20,193 --> 01:04:22,462 Everybody gets them. Hey, hey, hey, 1472 01:04:22,495 --> 01:04:24,497 come on, come on. Oi, hey, hey. 1473 01:04:24,531 --> 01:04:27,133 (SOBBING) Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1474 01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:30,170 What is it? Hey, talk to me. 1475 01:04:33,206 --> 01:04:34,908 I went off my hormones. 1476 01:04:36,900 --> 01:04:38,645 I went off my hormones so I could perform better. 1477 01:04:39,245 --> 01:04:40,847 For you and for the boys. 1478 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,716 And now I don't feel like myself. 1479 01:04:42,749 --> 01:04:46,520 I feel ugly. And everyone knows it. And... 1480 01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:47,454 I feel crazy. 1481 01:04:47,487 --> 01:04:50,523 And I can't do this, coach, I can't. 1482 01:04:50,557 --> 01:04:53,260 Hey, hey? (SNIFFLING) 1483 01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:55,328 Look at me. Keep your head up, keep your head up. 1484 01:04:55,362 --> 01:04:57,831 Come on, keep your head up. Be proud. 1485 01:04:57,864 --> 01:04:59,999 You inspire those players in there. 1486 01:05:00,633 --> 01:05:02,350 I can't inspire them. 1487 01:05:02,569 --> 01:05:04,400 I need your help. 1488 01:05:06,506 --> 01:05:07,941 They're not going to follow me. 1489 01:05:09,476 --> 01:05:10,944 But they will follow you. 1490 01:05:13,246 --> 01:05:14,814 Will you do me a favor, 1491 01:05:14,848 --> 01:05:16,783 and lead them out onto the pitch? 1492 01:05:24,457 --> 01:05:26,659 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1493 01:05:27,394 --> 01:05:28,595 Yeah? 1494 01:05:29,362 --> 01:05:30,864 Come on. Up you get. 1495 01:05:33,633 --> 01:05:35,702 Let's get you ready. 1496 01:05:35,735 --> 01:05:39,906 Okay, right. Let's fix your hair, here. 1497 01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:42,709 Yeah. That's nice. 1498 01:05:42,742 --> 01:05:46,613 Yeah, that looks terrible. It's kind of nice. 1499 01:05:46,646 --> 01:05:48,648 It's the way I used to do my daughter's hair. 1500 01:05:48,682 --> 01:05:50,283 She liked it. (CHUCKLES) 1501 01:05:50,316 --> 01:05:51,951 Well, she was probably lying to you. 1502 01:05:52,952 --> 01:05:53,953 Very possible. 1503 01:05:55,488 --> 01:05:57,190 You okay? I'm okay. 1504 01:05:57,223 --> 01:05:58,224 Okay. 1505 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:01,528 I'll see you out there. 1506 01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:05,999 (SIGHS) 1507 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,703 (DRUMS PLAYING) (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 1508 01:06:19,579 --> 01:06:21,881 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1509 01:06:25,618 --> 01:06:27,821 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1510 01:06:42,302 --> 01:06:44,304 (CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 1511 01:06:48,942 --> 01:06:50,510 (IN ENGLISH) American Samoa! 1512 01:06:50,543 --> 01:06:53,790 (TEAM EXCLAIMS) 1513 01:06:53,113 --> 01:06:55,115 (CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 1514 01:07:42,896 --> 01:07:44,698 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 1515 01:07:52,706 --> 01:07:55,175 (TONGAN TEAM CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) 1516 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:57,977 (IN ENGLISH) Hey, boss. I got these made up for us. 1517 01:07:58,110 --> 01:07:59,112 For you and me. 1518 01:07:59,145 --> 01:08:02,716 The two Miyagis. Yeah. Two Miyagis. 1519 01:08:03,717 --> 01:08:05,652 CASHIER: Shh, shh, shh! 1520 01:08:05,685 --> 01:08:06,953 Hey, hey, hey. (SPEAKS SAMOAN) 1521 01:08:06,986 --> 01:08:08,421 (IN ENGLISH) It's starting, it's starting. Shh. 1522 01:08:10,757 --> 01:08:12,392 I'm embarrassed already. 1523 01:08:16,663 --> 01:08:18,365 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 1524 01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:21,301 (PLAYER 1 EXCLAIMS) 1525 01:08:23,436 --> 01:08:25,105 MAN: Let's go, boys. 1526 01:08:27,841 --> 01:08:29,676 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1527 01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:33,546 THOMAS: Excellent. Yes, Jaiyah. 1528 01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:35,215 Open it, give him some space. 1529 01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:37,550 (THOMAS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1530 01:08:37,584 --> 01:08:38,685 ACE: Go, Jonah! Hit it! 1531 01:08:38,718 --> 01:08:41,187 Go, Jonah! THOMAS: Kick it! 1532 01:08:41,221 --> 01:08:42,722 (GROANS) 1533 01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:45,725 This close. It was this close. 1534 01:08:45,759 --> 01:08:47,727 Here we go again. 1535 01:08:48,628 --> 01:08:50,230 Watch, watch, watch. 1536 01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:51,331 I got him! I got him! 1537 01:08:51,364 --> 01:08:52,565 RUTH: Go, Daru! 1538 01:08:52,599 --> 01:08:54,234 THOMAS: Daru, stay on your feet! 1539 01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:55,301 Stay on your feet! 1540 01:08:56,569 --> 01:08:58,938 Hold that back line. ACE: Yeah. 1541 01:08:58,972 --> 01:09:01,274 Squeeze him, Jaiyah! Don't let him roll you. 1542 01:09:03,209 --> 01:09:04,444 Come out, Nicky! 1543 01:09:04,477 --> 01:09:05,912 Come on, Nicky, you can do it! 1544 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,214 (GRUNTS) THOMAS: Good, good. 1545 01:09:08,248 --> 01:09:09,582 That's it. 1546 01:09:09,616 --> 01:09:11,918 Jaiyah! Don't let him roll you like that. 1547 01:09:13,119 --> 01:09:14,120 It's okay. 1548 01:09:15,955 --> 01:09:18,391 Guys, guys! Go, go, go! 1549 01:09:18,425 --> 01:09:20,360 Pass it off! Pass it off! 1550 01:09:20,393 --> 01:09:23,630 Find the player. Come on, Samson. 1551 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:24,664 ACE: Samson! THOMAS: Hunt him down. 1552 01:09:24,698 --> 01:09:26,866 First try, Jonah. First try! 1553 01:09:29,369 --> 01:09:30,637 (GROANS) 1554 01:09:30,670 --> 01:09:32,138 Not your day, mate. 1555 01:09:32,639 --> 01:09:33,740 Shut up! 1556 01:09:33,773 --> 01:09:35,141 Don't get fired, mate. 1557 01:09:35,175 --> 01:09:37,277 Get back, back, back! Back! 1558 01:09:38,511 --> 01:09:39,813 Come on, come on, come on. 1559 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:42,150 Beat him to it. 1560 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:43,883 (TONGAN PLAYER GRUNTS) (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1561 01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:46,820 THOMAS: Daru, what was that? Sorry. I'm sorry. 1562 01:09:46,853 --> 01:09:48,321 Come on! THOMAS: Bring it in! 1563 01:09:48,355 --> 01:09:49,756 Bring it in. Come on. 1564 01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:53,460 Rambo, switch with Vegas. Daru, be careful. 1565 01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:55,195 Nicole, I need you to... Nicole? 1566 01:09:55,228 --> 01:09:58,980 Jaiyah, I need you to control that back line. 1567 01:09:58,131 --> 01:09:59,866 You have to communicate! 1568 01:09:59,899 --> 01:10:02,369 Now, I made you captain. Now own it. Let's go! 1569 01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:03,470 Okay, coach. Come on, team! 1570 01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:04,604 Let's go, team! 1571 01:10:04,637 --> 01:10:05,839 Let's go, team! 1572 01:10:09,209 --> 01:10:10,377 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1573 01:10:11,770 --> 01:10:13,780 (GRUNTS) Keep going. 1574 01:10:13,813 --> 01:10:15,715 Go. Pass, pass. Pass. 1575 01:10:15,749 --> 01:10:17,183 (SPECTATORS GROAN) 1576 01:10:17,984 --> 01:10:21,354 Pass it. Support him. What the... 1577 01:10:22,722 --> 01:10:24,824 REFEREE: Coach. Okay. 1578 01:10:30,530 --> 01:10:31,765 Shit! 1579 01:10:31,798 --> 01:10:33,400 (CHUCKLES) 1580 01:10:34,901 --> 01:10:38,505 Jaiyah, hold that back line! Where are you going? 1581 01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:47,547 (PLAYERS SHOUTING) 1582 01:10:49,315 --> 01:10:50,917 Ah! Shit. 1583 01:10:56,956 --> 01:10:58,491 SPECTATOR: Let's go, Rambo. Come on. 1584 01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:01,394 (GROANS) 1585 01:11:04,898 --> 01:11:06,990 (DARU GRUNTS) 1586 01:11:13,673 --> 01:11:15,575 (SPECTATORS EXCLAIM) (NICKY GRUNTS) 1587 01:11:15,608 --> 01:11:17,770 (CHEERING) 1588 01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:19,446 COMMENTATOR: Goal! SPECTATORS: No! 1589 01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:21,247 Oh, shit! ****! 1590 01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:23,116 (ALL GROANING) 1591 01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:28,880 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1592 01:11:28,121 --> 01:11:29,789 COMMENTATOR: And that's halftime. 1593 01:11:29,823 --> 01:11:32,625 Tonga takes a one nil lead into the half. 1594 01:11:39,799 --> 01:11:41,000 (THOMAS GRUNTS) 1595 01:11:47,374 --> 01:11:49,376 (TEAM CHATTERING) 1596 01:11:57,170 --> 01:11:58,251 (YELLING) Shut up! 1597 01:11:58,852 --> 01:12:00,120 Sit down! 1598 01:12:01,788 --> 01:12:03,857 What the hell is going on out there? 1599 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,492 What about all the training? 1600 01:12:05,525 --> 01:12:07,627 This is bullshit. 1601 01:12:07,660 --> 01:12:11,264 I would've killed to play international soccer. 1602 01:12:11,297 --> 01:12:14,267 But you losers don't seem to give two shits. 1603 01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:15,468 You're losers! 1604 01:12:16,603 --> 01:12:17,671 JONAH: I'm sorry, coach. 1605 01:12:18,705 --> 01:12:19,973 We're just not feeling it. 1606 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,175 (MOCKINGLY) "Sorry, coach. I'm just not feeling it." 1607 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:25,278 What does that mean, "not feeling it"? Nothing! 1608 01:12:25,311 --> 01:12:27,247 It does mean something, Thomas. 1609 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,482 Feeling is very important to us. 1610 01:12:29,516 --> 01:12:31,317 It's not that we've forgotten what you have taught us. 1611 01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:34,454 It's... it's just that we've taken too much to heart. 1612 01:12:34,487 --> 01:12:37,257 It's too tense. We keep thinking we might win. 1613 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:39,359 We've never fought like that before. 1614 01:12:39,392 --> 01:12:41,294 Well, don't worry. Because that's not gonna happen 1615 01:12:41,327 --> 01:12:42,996 the way you're playing. Trust me. 1616 01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:45,231 (SPEAKING SAMOAN) 1617 01:12:51,738 --> 01:12:53,640 Yeah. Ah, Samson says 1618 01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:55,709 the guys are really stressed out. 1619 01:12:55,742 --> 01:12:57,770 And stress is a silent killer. 1620 01:12:57,110 --> 01:12:58,144 It's like when the Predator... 1621 01:12:58,178 --> 01:13:00,447 THOMAS: Really? ACE: Yeah. 1622 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,650 Great. Perfect. I give up. Sick of this shit. 1623 01:13:04,784 --> 01:13:06,190 Good luck. 1624 01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:15,829 Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen. 1625 01:13:15,862 --> 01:13:18,865 What? What do you want from me, Tavita? 1626 01:13:18,898 --> 01:13:21,340 Look, I like you. But I'm done. 1627 01:13:21,670 --> 01:13:22,302 I got to get off this island. 1628 01:13:22,335 --> 01:13:23,436 And you're not going to change my mind 1629 01:13:23,470 --> 01:13:25,538 with any stories of marinated fish. 1630 01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:28,108 I'm not here to talk about marinated fish. 1631 01:13:28,141 --> 01:13:29,943 But I want you to be happy. 1632 01:13:29,976 --> 01:13:32,645 I'm not happy. I'm not a happy person. 1633 01:13:32,679 --> 01:13:33,646 And I hate to break it to you, 1634 01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:35,682 but you're not going to get your "one goal." 1635 01:13:36,516 --> 01:13:37,417 That's all right. 1636 01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:40,860 I'm kind of used to that by now, Mr. Rongen. 1637 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,421 It's not my fault, man. I tried. 1638 01:13:41,454 --> 01:13:42,922 I know, I know. They don't listen to me. 1639 01:13:42,956 --> 01:13:44,190 I know. It's over! 1640 01:13:44,224 --> 01:13:46,993 They're shutting you down. Oh. That I did not know. 1641 01:13:48,928 --> 01:13:51,197 (SIGHS) That will be why Mr. Alex is here. 1642 01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:54,000 (TAVITA SIGHS) 1643 01:13:54,534 --> 01:13:55,869 Oh, well. 1644 01:13:55,902 --> 01:13:57,137 On the bright side, 1645 01:13:57,170 --> 01:13:59,906 I got to go on a tropical island getaway. 1646 01:13:59,939 --> 01:14:02,509 Take in the sights with my friend, Thomas. 1647 01:14:03,610 --> 01:14:04,644 What is it with you? 1648 01:14:05,445 --> 01:14:07,147 Why are you always so positive? 1649 01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:09,490 It's sickening. 1650 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:11,170 You should coach them. They believe in you. 1651 01:14:11,510 --> 01:14:12,185 They believe in you. 1652 01:14:12,218 --> 01:14:14,120 But you have to show them who you are. 1653 01:14:14,154 --> 01:14:16,322 They don't know you. You don't talk to them. 1654 01:14:16,356 --> 01:14:18,124 Ever since you got to our island, 1655 01:14:18,158 --> 01:14:19,359 you've been somewhere else. 1656 01:14:19,392 --> 01:14:21,227 Even now, you're somewhere else. 1657 01:14:21,261 --> 01:14:22,328 Maybe it's in the past, 1658 01:14:22,362 --> 01:14:24,497 because you thought you were happier then. 1659 01:14:24,531 --> 01:14:27,467 But I think you could be happy here, now. 1660 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:29,469 But you actually have to be here, now. 1661 01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:33,440 I can't win. 1662 01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:35,475 Then lose. 1663 01:14:37,310 --> 01:14:38,712 But don't lose alone. 1664 01:14:39,646 --> 01:14:40,814 Lose with us. 1665 01:14:42,215 --> 01:14:43,783 And there's always the second half. 1666 01:14:44,851 --> 01:14:46,219 That's another chance. 1667 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:49,756 Second halves everywhere. 1668 01:14:49,789 --> 01:14:51,791 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1669 01:14:57,464 --> 01:14:59,499 (TEAM CHATTERING) 1670 01:15:05,905 --> 01:15:08,108 THOMAS: Right. Get rid of it. 1671 01:15:08,141 --> 01:15:09,676 This is all nonsense. 1672 01:15:10,744 --> 01:15:12,112 (THOMAS GRUNTS) 1673 01:15:23,230 --> 01:15:24,224 (EXHALES) 1674 01:15:25,992 --> 01:15:28,161 Mmm. Okay. 1675 01:15:29,596 --> 01:15:32,298 Shouldn't have, uh, called you losers. 1676 01:15:32,332 --> 01:15:34,701 Um, it's not true. You're not. 1677 01:15:36,870 --> 01:15:37,871 I'm the loser. 1678 01:15:41,408 --> 01:15:44,100 So, (CLEARS THROAT) two years ago, 1679 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:46,579 I lost my daughter in a car accident. 1680 01:15:46,613 --> 01:15:47,781 Her name was Nicole. 1681 01:15:50,717 --> 01:15:51,785 And that's her hat. 1682 01:15:56,189 --> 01:15:57,390 She was the greatest, you know. 1683 01:15:57,424 --> 01:16:00,860 She was, um, bright and funny, and, uh, 1684 01:16:00,894 --> 01:16:03,430 she loved soccer. She loved it. 1685 01:16:05,965 --> 01:16:08,168 We used to sit up and talk about the game. 1686 01:16:08,201 --> 01:16:09,402 Most nights. 1687 01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:12,305 And then, uh, 1688 01:16:12,339 --> 01:16:14,700 one day, she was on her way to practice 1689 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,509 and she lost control and crashed. 1690 01:16:17,177 --> 01:16:18,378 That was it. 1691 01:16:19,179 --> 01:16:20,380 She was gone. 1692 01:16:22,115 --> 01:16:23,516 I lost my baby. 1693 01:16:24,150 --> 01:16:25,919 (SNIFFLES) Sorry. Okay. 1694 01:16:28,210 --> 01:16:30,256 I guess, I got pretty angry at the world 1695 01:16:30,290 --> 01:16:33,126 but mainly, I was angry at myself. Maybe... 1696 01:16:33,159 --> 01:16:36,429 if I took her to practice, she'd still be here. 1697 01:16:36,463 --> 01:16:39,366 (EXHALES) Maybe if I was there for her a bit more. 1698 01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:40,834 A lot of maybes. 1699 01:16:43,703 --> 01:16:45,380 Why'd I take this job? 1700 01:16:45,710 --> 01:16:46,973 For the challenge? No. 1701 01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:48,108 I couldn't give two shits 1702 01:16:48,141 --> 01:16:49,175 about turning this team around. 1703 01:16:49,209 --> 01:16:51,945 I was, uh, forced to take it. 1704 01:16:52,912 --> 01:16:55,150 It was the only job I could get. 1705 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,550 And I didn't want it, guys. 1706 01:16:57,584 --> 01:16:59,953 You know, I thought I was better than you. 1707 01:17:02,756 --> 01:17:06,726 And fact of the matter is, you don't need me at all. 1708 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,194 You're already perfect. 1709 01:17:09,696 --> 01:17:12,899 So basically, my advice to you would be, 1710 01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:13,933 "Don't listen to me." 1711 01:17:15,235 --> 01:17:17,837 Go out there and do what you do. 1712 01:17:17,871 --> 01:17:19,939 Or don't do it. 1713 01:17:19,973 --> 01:17:21,908 Whatever. You know? 1714 01:17:22,642 --> 01:17:23,677 You've reminded me 1715 01:17:23,710 --> 01:17:26,646 that I've always loved playing more than winning. 1716 01:17:27,213 --> 01:17:29,449 So, enjoy this match. 1717 01:17:29,482 --> 01:17:31,685 I mean, life's short. Football's a game. 1718 01:17:32,619 --> 01:17:34,554 I just want you all to be happy. 1719 01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:39,559 But we want to win, coach. 1720 01:17:41,861 --> 01:17:43,229 Then be happy. 1721 01:17:52,839 --> 01:17:54,841 (SINGING IN SAMOAN) 1722 01:18:34,581 --> 01:18:35,582 (SNIFFLES) 1723 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,200 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 1724 01:19:02,776 --> 01:19:04,811 (IN ENGLISH) Coach, nice pep talk. 1725 01:19:06,346 --> 01:19:08,548 (SINGING CONTINUES) 1726 01:19:29,169 --> 01:19:30,503 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1727 01:19:30,537 --> 01:19:32,706 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 1728 01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:38,545 Hey, Chief, got any spare chicken, there? 1729 01:19:38,578 --> 01:19:40,647 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1730 01:19:44,584 --> 01:19:46,860 THOMAS: No pressure. 1731 01:19:46,119 --> 01:19:47,420 Enjoy yourselves. 1732 01:19:47,454 --> 01:19:48,655 It's just a game. 1733 01:19:48,688 --> 01:19:50,857 (PLAYER 2 SPEAKING SAMOAN) 1734 01:19:50,890 --> 01:19:52,225 THOMAS: (IN ENGLISH) Life is good. 1735 01:19:52,258 --> 01:19:53,960 ACE: Yes, Jaiyah. Yeah. 1736 01:19:55,950 --> 01:19:56,296 Oh, good kicking! 1737 01:19:56,329 --> 01:19:57,597 Push up, push up, push up. 1738 01:19:58,498 --> 01:19:59,699 THOMAS: Look for it. 1739 01:20:05,271 --> 01:20:06,473 (MUSIC STOPS) 1740 01:20:09,476 --> 01:20:11,611 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1741 01:20:12,278 --> 01:20:14,481 (EXHALES) 1742 01:20:18,651 --> 01:20:20,420 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1743 01:20:23,556 --> 01:20:25,392 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1744 01:20:52,519 --> 01:20:55,922 COMMENTATOR: Goal! Yeah! 1745 01:20:55,955 --> 01:20:57,957 Yeah! (ALL CHEERING) 1746 01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:03,129 We scored a goal! We scored a goal! 1747 01:21:03,163 --> 01:21:05,310 We actually scored a goal! 1748 01:21:05,650 --> 01:21:06,660 (GROANS) 1749 01:21:10,103 --> 01:21:11,471 (ALL CHEERING) 1750 01:21:11,504 --> 01:21:13,239 That's my boy! That's my boy! 1751 01:21:13,273 --> 01:21:16,976 COMMENTATOR: This is the first goal ever for American Samoa. 1752 01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:18,378 Let's go, Samoa! 1753 01:21:18,411 --> 01:21:21,614 My baby! Rambo did it, you guys. 1754 01:21:21,648 --> 01:21:23,116 COMMENTATOR: What a match! 1755 01:21:23,149 --> 01:21:25,151 (ALL CHEERING) 1756 01:21:26,860 --> 01:21:27,220 Wow! 1757 01:21:27,253 --> 01:21:28,455 (LAUGHING) 1758 01:21:28,988 --> 01:21:30,824 (ALL CHEERING) 1759 01:21:35,795 --> 01:21:39,566 Whoa, no, no, no. Whoa. Somebody! 1760 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,268 Darling! Darling! 1761 01:21:42,302 --> 01:21:43,403 Oh, no! 1762 01:21:43,436 --> 01:21:45,972 Help! Somebody. 1763 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:47,807 I need medical assistance over in section... 1764 01:21:49,642 --> 01:21:53,747 Hey, Ma. Dad. Dad. Wake up. 1765 01:21:54,381 --> 01:21:56,483 Dad, it's me. Dad? 1766 01:21:56,516 --> 01:21:58,585 RUTH: No, no, no. Okay, okay. DARU: Hey, hey. 1767 01:21:58,618 --> 01:21:59,753 Calm down. Calm down. 1768 01:21:59,786 --> 01:22:01,688 What happened? (TAVITA SIGHS) 1769 01:22:01,721 --> 01:22:04,124 They said I suffered a massive stroke. 1770 01:22:04,157 --> 01:22:05,592 Heat stroke. 1771 01:22:05,625 --> 01:22:07,527 Yeah, a massive heat stroke. 1772 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:08,661 It was awful, son. 1773 01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:10,230 Scary for everyone involved. 1774 01:22:10,263 --> 01:22:13,166 But in time, maybe even an hour, 1775 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,735 I think I'll be up on my feet again. 1776 01:22:15,769 --> 01:22:16,803 Okay, you're going to be okay. 1777 01:22:16,836 --> 01:22:18,204 How much did we lose by? 10-one? 1778 01:22:18,238 --> 01:22:19,572 What was the final score? Calm down, Dad. Okay? 1779 01:22:19,606 --> 01:22:21,875 Breathe in. (INHALES) Out. (INHALES, EXHALES) 1780 01:22:21,908 --> 01:22:23,777 I'm ready, I'm ready, okay? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Calm down. 1781 01:22:23,810 --> 01:22:25,345 Tell me what happened. Calm down. You calm? 1782 01:22:25,378 --> 01:22:26,479 TAVITA: Okay. Yeah. Go. 1783 01:22:26,513 --> 01:22:27,480 Now I'm going to tell you what happened. 1784 01:22:27,514 --> 01:22:29,490 Tell me what happened. All right. 1785 01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,552 DARU: Possession kept going back and forth. 1786 01:22:33,119 --> 01:22:34,421 And things were tense. 1787 01:22:34,454 --> 01:22:36,923 Because we knew the whole country was watching. 1788 01:22:38,191 --> 01:22:40,427 And that people would talk about this day 1789 01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:41,995 for years to come. 1790 01:22:43,396 --> 01:22:44,931 And then Tonga broke with the ball. 1791 01:22:44,964 --> 01:22:46,766 I got him! It was a one-on-one 1792 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,635 between me and Alishe and I thought I could take the ball. 1793 01:22:48,668 --> 01:22:50,700 But if I dived in and missed, 1794 01:22:50,103 --> 01:22:51,604 there was going to be a certain goal. 1795 01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:54,107 But it was different. 1796 01:22:54,140 --> 01:22:55,141 I felt different. 1797 01:22:56,109 --> 01:22:57,177 I stood up 1798 01:22:58,545 --> 01:22:59,679 and I tackled him. 1799 01:22:59,713 --> 01:23:01,348 (TONGAN PLAYER GRUNTS) (SPECTATORS CHEER) 1800 01:23:01,381 --> 01:23:02,816 Suddenly, we're on the attack. 1801 01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:05,852 I played the ball up to Vegas. 1802 01:23:05,885 --> 01:23:07,420 He saw the keeper out of position and 1803 01:23:07,454 --> 01:23:09,255 he shot with his almighty power. 1804 01:23:12,926 --> 01:23:13,860 But the keeper 1805 01:23:13,893 --> 01:23:15,895 saved and scrambled it behind for a corner. 1806 01:23:15,929 --> 01:23:18,398 Yes! This is it, this is it. 1807 01:23:18,431 --> 01:23:19,866 Jaiyah! 1808 01:23:19,899 --> 01:23:21,935 Get up. 1809 01:23:21,968 --> 01:23:24,700 DARU: In the box there was a lot of tussling, 1810 01:23:24,104 --> 01:23:25,772 and things were getting serious. 1811 01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:27,841 Deph took the corner. 1812 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:31,978 It was a right-footed in-swinger. 1813 01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:34,247 It looked like Tonga would clear. 1814 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:35,715 But then... 1815 01:23:36,383 --> 01:23:37,684 Jaiyah. 1816 01:23:44,124 --> 01:23:45,225 Goal. 1817 01:23:45,525 --> 01:23:46,559 Yeah! 1818 01:23:46,593 --> 01:23:49,290 (ALL CHEERING) (JAIYAH LAUGHING) 1819 01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:52,332 That's what I'm talking about, boy. 1820 01:23:52,365 --> 01:23:54,670 Goal! 1821 01:23:54,100 --> 01:23:56,690 COMMENTATOR: And another historic goal! 1822 01:23:56,102 --> 01:23:58,738 (ALL LAUGHING) 1823 01:23:58,772 --> 01:24:01,374 Unbelievable! American Samoa... 1824 01:24:01,408 --> 01:24:02,742 Yes! 1825 01:24:02,776 --> 01:24:03,610 COMMENTATOR: ...the last-ranked team in the world, 1826 01:24:03,643 --> 01:24:05,145 might actually win this thing! 1827 01:24:06,112 --> 01:24:07,130 We scored? Yeah. 1828 01:24:07,470 --> 01:24:09,490 A goal? An actual goal? Yeah. Mm-hmm. 1829 01:24:09,820 --> 01:24:09,983 Another one? 1830 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:11,418 Okay. Did you hear that? Two! 1831 01:24:11,451 --> 01:24:13,820 Everything was going great. With only 30 seconds left 1832 01:24:13,853 --> 01:24:15,488 on the clock. We were winning. 1833 01:24:15,522 --> 01:24:16,890 But then the referee decided to add 1834 01:24:16,923 --> 01:24:18,258 five minutes to the game. 1835 01:24:18,291 --> 01:24:19,526 What a disgrace. Yeah. 1836 01:24:19,559 --> 01:24:20,593 TAVITA: Then what happened? 1837 01:24:20,627 --> 01:24:21,828 DARU: The match was almost over. 1838 01:24:21,861 --> 01:24:23,396 We were holding up under the pressure. 1839 01:24:25,432 --> 01:24:29,169 (INHALES SHARPLY, EXHALES) 1840 01:24:29,202 --> 01:24:30,203 TONGAN PLAYER: Got it! 1841 01:24:30,770 --> 01:24:32,238 Stop, thief! 1842 01:24:32,272 --> 01:24:34,908 You can only get away with one of those a game. 1843 01:24:34,941 --> 01:24:36,910 The ball was passed wide and the Tonga winger 1844 01:24:36,943 --> 01:24:38,812 sent over a great cross. 1845 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:41,781 Nicky was catching these all day, 1846 01:24:41,815 --> 01:24:43,416 but under the pressure... 1847 01:24:43,450 --> 01:24:44,651 (NICKY GRUNTS) 1848 01:24:45,452 --> 01:24:46,820 ...he fumbled it. 1849 01:24:46,853 --> 01:24:48,788 It hit his hand and it was rolling towards the goal. 1850 01:24:50,230 --> 01:24:51,358 Oh, shit. DARU: Then, 1851 01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:52,392 out of nowhere 1852 01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:53,960 came Jaiyah. 1853 01:24:53,993 --> 01:24:55,729 She slid in at the last minute and hooked 1854 01:24:55,762 --> 01:24:57,831 the ball off the line, saving a certain goal. 1855 01:24:57,864 --> 01:24:59,666 Yes, Jaiyah! Yes! 1856 01:25:00,233 --> 01:25:01,334 But then, 1857 01:25:01,368 --> 01:25:02,836 the ball fell to Alishe 1858 01:25:02,869 --> 01:25:04,504 and he wasn't going to miss. 1859 01:25:04,537 --> 01:25:06,390 I didn't have any option. 1860 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,141 As he drew back to shoot, I dived in. 1861 01:25:08,174 --> 01:25:09,609 (DARU GRUNTS) 1862 01:25:09,642 --> 01:25:11,978 Clear penalty. It was my fault. 1863 01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:14,814 (WHISTLE BLOWS) Hit him, darling. 1864 01:25:15,882 --> 01:25:18,180 You idiot! Then what happened? 1865 01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:20,487 Nicky Salapu had to face the penalty by himself. 1866 01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:22,455 Oh, Jesus, it gets worse. RUTH: Oh, God. 1867 01:25:22,489 --> 01:25:24,491 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 1868 01:25:24,524 --> 01:25:26,726 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1869 01:25:29,696 --> 01:25:31,798 "I had been catching these all day. 1870 01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:34,100 "It was my time." 1871 01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:36,336 ACE: Everything was on the line. 1872 01:25:36,369 --> 01:25:37,837 Oh, the pressure! 1873 01:25:37,871 --> 01:25:39,500 Yeah. He was under pressure. Oh, pressure. 1874 01:25:39,390 --> 01:25:40,206 Absolutely. Pressure. Oh! Pressure cooker. 1875 01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:41,574 THOMAS: Come on, Nicky. PLAYER 3: Go, Nicky. 1876 01:25:41,608 --> 01:25:42,742 THOMAS: Let's go, Nicky! PLAYER 3: Let's go! 1877 01:25:44,678 --> 01:25:46,813 Let's go, Nicky. TAVITA: Don't tell me 1878 01:25:46,846 --> 01:25:48,948 Nicky Salapu had a meltdown in goal? 1879 01:25:48,982 --> 01:25:50,884 The horror of those 31 goals against 1880 01:25:50,917 --> 01:25:52,180 Australia 10 years ago 1881 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:53,420 came back and haunted him. 1882 01:25:56,556 --> 01:25:57,757 (GROANS) 1883 01:25:57,791 --> 01:26:00,226 I suppose he lost his composure 1884 01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:01,928 and just stepped aside and let the ball go in. 1885 01:26:01,961 --> 01:26:03,530 Damn everyone watching! 1886 01:26:03,563 --> 01:26:05,310 Is that what happened? 1887 01:26:05,650 --> 01:26:06,766 He probably was freaking out a bit. 1888 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:08,568 "But I wasn't freaking out." 1889 01:26:08,601 --> 01:26:10,670 ACE: Nicky wasn't freaking out 1890 01:26:10,704 --> 01:26:12,706 because he knew he had the history 1891 01:26:12,739 --> 01:26:15,108 of a thousand chiefs holding him up. 1892 01:26:15,141 --> 01:26:17,610 But he just had to let go of everything. 1893 01:26:17,644 --> 01:26:18,878 "The past." 1894 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:21,981 ACE: The present. 1895 01:26:22,782 --> 01:26:24,117 NICKY: "The future. 1896 01:26:24,884 --> 01:26:26,219 "But I had to let it go. 1897 01:26:26,586 --> 01:26:27,787 (EXHALES) 1898 01:26:28,321 --> 01:26:29,422 " All of it." 1899 01:26:30,123 --> 01:26:32,992 He just had to become Nicky. 1900 01:26:33,260 --> 01:26:36,262 I'm Nicky Salapu. Say it. 1901 01:26:36,896 --> 01:26:38,498 I'm Nicky Salapu. 1902 01:26:38,531 --> 01:26:40,266 (TENSE CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING) 1903 01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:41,334 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1904 01:26:47,774 --> 01:26:49,809 (GRUNTING) 1905 01:26:54,381 --> 01:26:55,849 (CHEERS) (ALL CHEERING) 1906 01:26:55,882 --> 01:26:58,840 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1907 01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:04,457 DARU: The whistle blew. 1908 01:27:04,491 --> 01:27:07,961 For a second, we didn't know what was going on. 1909 01:27:07,994 --> 01:27:10,330 We never felt like this before. 1910 01:27:10,363 --> 01:27:12,866 Until we'd realized... 1911 01:27:12,899 --> 01:27:14,434 COMMENTATOR: With a final score of two-to-one, 1912 01:27:14,467 --> 01:27:15,935 American Samoa... 1913 01:27:15,969 --> 01:27:19,372 We win! We won! We won! We won! 1914 01:27:19,406 --> 01:27:21,508 (ALL CHEERING) 1915 01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:23,900 Yeah! 1916 01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:32,852 COMMENTATOR: American Samoa wins its 1917 01:27:32,886 --> 01:27:35,550 first match ever! 1918 01:27:37,390 --> 01:27:39,392 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1919 01:27:48,568 --> 01:27:49,569 ALEX: We did this! 1920 01:27:52,672 --> 01:27:54,407 All right! (CHUCKLES) 1921 01:27:58,712 --> 01:28:00,130 (THOMAS CHUCKLES) 1922 01:28:04,918 --> 01:28:07,870 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1923 01:28:10,230 --> 01:28:11,291 We won? We won? 1924 01:28:11,324 --> 01:28:13,593 We won. You won a game, Dad. What? 1925 01:28:13,626 --> 01:28:15,562 Yes, Jesus, we won! Oh, we won! 1926 01:28:15,595 --> 01:28:16,696 Yes! (DARU CHUCKLES) 1927 01:28:16,730 --> 01:28:18,980 I always knew it. (CHUCKLES) 1928 01:28:18,131 --> 01:28:19,799 Oh, son, I knew you could do it. 1929 01:28:19,833 --> 01:28:22,100 Oh, my heart, my heart! Okay. 1930 01:28:22,350 --> 01:28:23,403 One goal! One goal! 1931 01:28:31,177 --> 01:28:33,380 (WAVES LAPPING) (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1932 01:28:35,150 --> 01:28:38,180 VOICEMAIL: Last saved message. 1933 01:28:38,510 --> 01:28:40,286 NICOLE: (ON VOICEMAIL) Okay, seriously, 1934 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:43,423 get Mom to show you how to check your messages. 1935 01:28:43,456 --> 01:28:45,725 Although, I guess if you're hearing this, 1936 01:28:45,759 --> 01:28:47,460 you've figured it out. 1937 01:28:48,795 --> 01:28:50,363 Anyway, to answer your question, 1938 01:28:50,397 --> 01:28:52,866 school is good. It's great, actually. 1939 01:28:52,899 --> 01:28:54,868 I genuinely like all my classes. 1940 01:28:54,901 --> 01:28:57,300 Intro to Psych is really cool, and so is Anthro. 1941 01:28:57,370 --> 01:28:59,372 That professor is just awesome. 1942 01:28:59,406 --> 01:29:01,708 And everyone's happy to be here. 1943 01:29:01,741 --> 01:29:03,309 I've met so many new people. 1944 01:29:03,343 --> 01:29:05,445 And there's just so much to talk about. 1945 01:29:05,478 --> 01:29:09,820 I mean, it's like anything's possible, you know? 1946 01:29:10,830 --> 01:29:11,918 I don't know. I guess I'm just saying 1947 01:29:11,951 --> 01:29:14,200 there's more to life than soccer. 1948 01:29:15,210 --> 01:29:16,956 Okay. Love you. 1949 01:29:16,990 --> 01:29:19,192 (THOMAS BREATHING HEAVILY) 1950 01:29:21,394 --> 01:29:22,929 (BELL TOLLING) 1951 01:29:47,987 --> 01:29:50,190 (ALL SINGING IN SAMOAN) 1952 01:30:12,512 --> 01:30:15,849 (IN ENGLISH) Dear Lord. What more can I say? 1953 01:30:15,882 --> 01:30:17,500 Nothing, really. 1954 01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:19,786 I had a dream and it came true. 1955 01:30:19,819 --> 01:30:21,870 We scored a goal. 1956 01:30:21,121 --> 01:30:22,555 And then we scored another goal. 1957 01:30:22,589 --> 01:30:23,656 And then we won a game! 1958 01:30:25,250 --> 01:30:26,826 And then, we lost the next game. 1959 01:30:26,860 --> 01:30:28,995 And we didn't qualify for the World Cup. 1960 01:30:29,290 --> 01:30:31,264 But you know what, Lord? Despite that loss, 1961 01:30:31,297 --> 01:30:32,665 I'm happy. 1962 01:30:32,699 --> 01:30:35,435 So, thank you for sending us Mr. Rongen. 1963 01:30:35,468 --> 01:30:37,537 We've become quite attached to him. 1964 01:30:37,570 --> 01:30:40,940 It's like finding a little lost white kid at the mall 1965 01:30:40,974 --> 01:30:42,709 and telling him which way to go. 1966 01:30:43,777 --> 01:30:45,879 Thank you, Lord. Amen. 1967 01:30:45,912 --> 01:30:47,800 ALL: Amen. 1968 01:30:47,113 --> 01:30:49,149 THOMAS: Dear Lord. 1969 01:30:49,182 --> 01:30:53,190 I'm praying as a weird way of letting the team know that 1970 01:30:53,530 --> 01:30:54,821 I've been offered a job 1971 01:30:54,854 --> 01:30:56,823 with MLS side, LA Galaxy 1972 01:30:56,856 --> 01:30:58,491 starting immediately. 1973 01:30:58,525 --> 01:30:59,759 (GROUP MURMURING) 1974 01:30:59,793 --> 01:31:03,963 But as of today, I've decided not to take the job. Amen. 1975 01:31:03,997 --> 01:31:05,498 GROUP: Amen. TAVITA: Wow, Lord, that is 1976 01:31:05,532 --> 01:31:09,235 a huge gesture and a real credit to us as a team. 1977 01:31:10,170 --> 01:31:12,238 Uh, well, Lord, the thing is 1978 01:31:12,706 --> 01:31:13,807 I'm still leaving. 1979 01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:15,675 (GROUP MURMURING) 1980 01:31:15,709 --> 01:31:17,277 But not for football, Lord. 1981 01:31:17,944 --> 01:31:20,460 I want some time for me. 1982 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:21,948 Uh, you know, so I can remind myself 1983 01:31:21,981 --> 01:31:24,384 that there's other more important things 1984 01:31:24,417 --> 01:31:26,753 to life than this game. Amen. 1985 01:31:26,786 --> 01:31:28,321 GROUP: Amen. TAVITA: Dear Lord. 1986 01:31:28,355 --> 01:31:30,323 Way to get our hopes up, jeez! 1987 01:31:30,357 --> 01:31:32,826 It's a real rollercoaster ride, this one. 1988 01:31:32,859 --> 01:31:34,661 Oh, well, in that case, 1989 01:31:34,694 --> 01:31:40,300 please tell Mr. Rongen that we love him very much. 1990 01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:44,604 And that he will always have a home here in American Samoa. 1991 01:31:46,390 --> 01:31:47,807 (TAVITA SPEAKING SAMOAN) (GROUP SPEAKING SAMOAN) 1992 01:31:47,841 --> 01:31:48,842 (IN ENGLISH) Amen. 1993 01:31:51,111 --> 01:31:53,313 (ALL SINGING IN SAMOAN) 1994 01:31:54,414 --> 01:31:56,616 (SOFT SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1995 01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:06,292 (GROUP CHANTING INDISTINCTLY) 1996 01:32:21,574 --> 01:32:24,110 (CHANTING IN SAMOAN) 1997 01:32:27,514 --> 01:32:28,581 (IN ENGLISH) Do you want to get your ***es kicked 1998 01:32:28,615 --> 01:32:31,418 by Tonga? Go! Pressure! Fighter! 1999 01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:33,887 Ay-ay-ay, Daru. 2000 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:36,189 Yes, yes. 2001 01:32:36,222 --> 01:32:38,758 (SU'GA EA BY THA FEELSTYLE PLAYING) 2002 01:32:44,964 --> 01:32:46,399 (CLUCKING) 2003 01:32:47,670 --> 01:32:48,101 Good job. 2004 01:32:48,134 --> 01:32:50,203 (PLAYERS GRUNTING) 2005 01:32:59,346 --> 01:33:01,147 THOMAS: Come on, Jaiyah, go! Push, push, push, push! 2006 01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:03,750 Just want to say, I love you guys. 2007 01:33:03,783 --> 01:33:08,321 No matter how different I am. And how different we all are. 2008 01:33:09,856 --> 01:33:11,224 (ALL CHEERING) 2009 01:35:18,418 --> 01:35:20,620 (GENTLE ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2010 01:36:59,552 --> 01:37:01,755 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 2011 01:39:22,128 --> 01:39:24,130 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 2012 01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:39,472 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2013 01:40:39,506 --> 01:40:41,941 PRIEST: And so ends our tale of woe. 2014 01:40:41,975 --> 01:40:43,977 I guess it just goes to show, 2015 01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:45,779 no matter what happens to you, 2016 01:40:45,812 --> 01:40:48,810 when the going gets rough, when the chips are down, 2017 01:40:48,114 --> 01:40:49,849 when you feel like you can't carry on, 2018 01:40:49,883 --> 01:40:51,751 when you feel like there's no hope 2019 01:40:52,452 --> 01:40:54,200 or you just can't do it, 2020 01:40:55,789 --> 01:40:57,657 anything can happen 2021 01:40:57,691 --> 01:41:00,593 and a whole lot of miracles 2022 01:41:00,627 --> 01:41:03,830 when you just have a little bit of faith. 2023 01:41:10,637 --> 01:41:12,380 Ah, shit!