1 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:40,674 Listen up.[soldiers] Sir. 2 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,876 We're going after Dr. Baxter Stockman. 3 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,545 He was TCRI's lead genetic scientist, 4 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:46,980 but he went rogue, 5 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,982 stole billions of dollars' worth of research 6 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:52,852 and created an actual mutant. 7 00:00:53,530 --> 00:00:56,256 He's holed up in a makeshift lab of an abandoned building. 8 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,657 Each of you has been issued 9 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,826 a high-powered antimutant neutralizer. 10 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:03,960 Whatever Stockman's made, this can unmake it. 11 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:06,660 Cynthia Utrom herself will be quarterbacking from HQ. 12 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,834 Anything to add, Cynthia? 13 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:12,405 This mission is of the utmost importance. 14 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:16,409 Failure will be frowned upon. 15 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:19,446 Bring me Stockman's mutant 16 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:22,515 and whatever he used to make it. 17 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,184 You heard her, boys. Lock and load. 18 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,219 [soldiers] Yes, sir![weapons whirring] 19 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,693 [electricity crackling] 20 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,236 [bottles clank] 21 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:46,272 [bottles clank] 22 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:59,919 I've done it, little one. I've perfected the ooze. 23 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,622 Are you excited for Daddy?[chittering] 24 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:05,658 My friends at TCRI... 25 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,280 [distorted voice] ...want to use you as a weapon. 26 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,196 I couldn't allow that. 27 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,198 [normal voice] But we're safe now. 28 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:15,468 Soon I'll make you brothers and sisters. 29 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:18,204 A real family for both of us. 30 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,875 I never had a family, little one. 31 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:23,443 Nobody liked me. 32 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,780 I always felt a greater connection 33 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,914 to the animals I experimented on than people. 34 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:30,216 With you and your siblings...[chittering] 35 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,919 ...I'm creating a family. 36 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,522 I think we can finally be happy. 37 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:36,623 [crashing] 38 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,924 [grunts] 39 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,920 [glass rattles] 40 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,927 [grunts][soldier 1] Move, move! 41 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:42,629 [leader] Go, go![soldier 2] Spread out! 42 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,197 [panting] 43 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:45,732 [soldier 1] Move, move, move! 44 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:48,935 Freeze! Don't move![soldier 2] Get visuals. 45 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,804 Where is the specimen? 46 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,606 [stammering][chittering] 47 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,577 [soldier 1] It's not here.[soldiers gasp] 48 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:59,450 [clatters] 49 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:01,781 Wait, wait, be careful.Stay quiet. 50 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,983 [chittering]Huh? Over there! 51 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,253 [shouts][screams] 52 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:09,789 [shouts, grunts] 53 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:10,724 [gunfire] 54 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,593 [soldiers scream] 55 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,630 Cease-fire! We need them alive! 56 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,699 [soldiers scream] 57 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:21,968 Don't move. 58 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:29,776 [chittering] 59 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:34,140 [grunting] 60 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,683 [gunfire] 61 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,386 No! No, don't shoot! 62 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,755 The chemicals are highly volatile! No! 63 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,724 [explosion] 64 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,930 Let's go in.Uh-huh. 65 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,233 [groans] 66 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:55,368 [groans, coughs] 67 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:58,672 [leader] Cynthia, I'm sorry. 68 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:00,607 We lost everything. 69 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:01,775 [groans] 70 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,177 Bring me anything you can find. 71 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,447 We will replicate his research, 72 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,151 no matter how long it takes. 73 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:15,755 Baxter Stockman's creations must live on! 74 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:20,260 And with it, a new form of life itself. 75 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:27,467 [industrial music playing] 76 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,385 [music ends] 77 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,721 [sword slices] 78 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,393 [electronic music playing] 79 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:23,256 Master Splinter has given us 80 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,625 a very important mission for tonight. 81 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,193 The target is across the street. 82 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,229 We must use stealth and cunning 83 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,765 to infiltrate the human world and retrieve... 84 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:32,799 [music ends] 85 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,134 ...Go-GURT. 86 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,969 [raspy voice] Go-GURT...Okay, Batman. 87 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,571 I'm just trying to hype you guys up.Give me that list. 88 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,241 What else are we getting? Four quarts of nonfat milk...Nice. 89 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,243 ...ice cream, fruits and veggies...[retches] 90 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,746 ...and a party-size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.I like cheese puffs. 91 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,416 [Donatello] He was very specific about the party size. He underlined it twice. 92 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,840 Donnie, you're on toiletries.Got it. 93 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,190 Raph, you're stocking up the pantry.[sighs] 94 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:54,888 Mikey, you're on junk food.Yessirski. 95 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,250 And remember-- don't let any human see you. Because why? 96 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:01,428 [all] "Humans are the demon scum of the earth. 97 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,730 Avoid them, don't say hi. 98 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,266 They lust to murder that which is different from them. 99 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,101 To interact with them is to die." 100 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,203 And hey, I know that's objectively prejudiced, 101 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,138 but that's what Dad taught us. 102 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,774 Uh, I think humans seem kind of cool, to be honest. Beyoncé... 103 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:17,744 We wouldn't have K-pop without humans.Drake. The GOAT of all time. 104 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:19,946 I would love to have brunch with Tom Brady. 105 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:23,116 Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang. And I've always wanted to go to Flavortown. 106 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,520 Look, we all think humans are cool, but we got a job to do. 107 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:27,487 [deep voice] Let's go! 108 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:29,456 "Let's go, I'm Leo.""I'm the leader." 109 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,570 You sound like you have bronchitis. 110 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:35,228 ["Ante Up" playing] 111 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:31,351 Terror strikes the heart of Manhattan yet again today 112 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,820 with another brazen and deadly heist. 113 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,455 An industrial-grade power converter 114 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:36,623 was stolen mid-transport. 115 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,391 Police fear it's connected 116 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,427 with a recent string of other deadly thefts. 117 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,620 New Yorkers live in fear. 118 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,640 Parents citywide are calling for a curfew 119 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,665 until the criminal is caught. 120 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,501 But the only lead is a mysterious mastermind 121 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:51,771 known on the streets as Superfly. 122 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,540 [Leonardo] Not bad. 123 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:54,974 Heading home on a good note. 124 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,643 Get these groceries back--Whoa, what? 125 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,346 We've been out for an hour. Come on, let's stay out. 126 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,781 Come on. We said we weren't gonna do this anymore. 127 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,184 Last week was Madison Square Garden to watch the Knicks. 128 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,152 The week before that was the Adele concert. 129 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,254 She hit them notes like crazy!It was transcending! 130 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,523 Splinter's gonna catch on. We're gonna get grounded. 131 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:13,593 He's a shut-in. He doesn't know how long it takes to do things. 132 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,896 For all he knows, it takes us three hours to get to the bodega. 133 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:18,965 We told him we wouldn't mess around anymore. 134 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,340 There's an outdoor movie night in Brooklyn. 135 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,870 Yeah. I hope it's a funny one.I hope it's violent. 136 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,672 [Donatello] You need to chill out, Raph. 137 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:27,574 [Raphael] Stop moping, Leo. Let's go! 138 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:30,176 [sighs] Fine. Wait up! 139 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,412 ["Danke Schoen" playing over speakers] 140 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,516 [Leonardo] Oh, snap.[Raphael] That vest is a choice. 141 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,151 [Michelangelo] I wish I had hair like that. 142 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,253 [Donatello] I wish I had hair, period. 143 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,256 We did go bald at a young age.Is this high school, like, in real life? 144 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:46,259 Yeah, you go to high school, you can just hijack a parade whenever you want. 145 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:50,296 Yeah. Can you imagine that?Yeah, I'm totally not jealous at all. 146 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,533 [crowd laughing, chattering] 147 00:08:56,369 --> 00:09:00,600 Do it! Do it! [laughs] 148 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,442 Eh. Maybe one day everyone will love us 149 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,144 like everyone loves Ferris Bueller. 150 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,313 Yeah. Yeah, you know, maybe one day. 151 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:10,817 [grunts] Let's get home, guys. 152 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,889 [crowd laughing] 153 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,272 Guys, let's go. 154 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:47,530 [chattering, laughing] 155 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,223 [teenager] I love being young and free to go places! 156 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,800 [Leonardo] Everybody be quiet.[Michelangelo] You be quiet. 157 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,444 [Leonardo] I'm literally whispering. I cannot be more quiet. 158 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,713 I'll make white noises.[Donatello] Mikey, stop. 159 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,382 Shh.Dude, that makes it louder. 160 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,349 [all yelp] 161 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,984 Boys, where have you been? 162 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,353 I've been freaking out!We're sorry, Dad. Listen... 163 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,155 [overlapping chatter]It was this one thing-- 164 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,958 It was this cat, and you know I'm scared of cats, so... 165 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,270 [Raphael] Yeah, the cat.[Splinter] Wait a second. 166 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,829 You said you would go shopping, then come right back. 167 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,664 Where were you?[Donatello] Uh... 168 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,867 The cat was--We're sorry, Splinter. 169 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:37,270 The guys wanted to see a movie. I tried to talk 'em out of it.[all] Leo! 170 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:41,408 What? You watch a movie with the humans? Ugh! 171 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:42,676 You ratted us out.[Splinter] Hey. 172 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,411 Don't use that word that way. 173 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,680 I mean, it's 2023.Sorry, Dad. 174 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,314 It wasn't that big a deal! 175 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,717 We just watched a movie and came back! We're fine! 176 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,318 Hmm. 177 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,187 You forgot, huh? 178 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:58,291 You don't remember why human are disgusting monsters? 179 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,726 Why they're dangerous? 180 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,995 Why they're gonna milk us for our blood? 181 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,597 [overlapping chatter]We don't even have nipples! 182 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:08,680 I'm gonna tell the story again.I get a year older every time. 183 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,704 [Splinter] Just for that, I tell you the long version. 184 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,839 [Donatello] No, no, no![Splinter chuckles] 185 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,477 [Splinter] It all started 15 years ago. 186 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,114 I was young rat in my 20s. 187 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:25,485 Look at me! I was so cute. I was on top of the world. 188 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:29,622 [shrieks] No, I was the bottom of the world. It was terrible! 189 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,459 Nobody liked me. I had no friends. 190 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,229 Raccoons didn't like me. Dogs don't like me. 191 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,898 You know who hate me the most? Humans! 192 00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:40,500 [people screaming] 193 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,936 I had one friend. He was a cockroach. 194 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,939 We got along very well. His name was Kevin. 195 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,374 [squelches] 196 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,309 And then I ate him. 197 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,511 [thunder rumbles][squeaks] 198 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,912 One day, 199 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,349 everything changed. 200 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,152 [hatchlings cooing, chittering] 201 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,456 [babbles] 202 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,293 [growls][coos] 203 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,898 [cooing] 204 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,670 You was the first things I met 205 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,506 that didn't want to kill me or eat me.[coos] 206 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,443 I couldn't just leave you there. 207 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,845 You was covered in this wooze 208 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,814 that someone dump in the sewers. 209 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,217 Whatever this wooze was, 210 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,219 it transformed us. 211 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,156 [grunting] 212 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,426 [screaming] 213 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,661 [screaming fades] 214 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,931 Because I was older, I became older rat man. 215 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,232 [turtles giggle][grunting] 216 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,667 You guys was babies, 217 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,303 so you stayed baby turtle creatures. 218 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,972 If you think about that, it couldn't make more sense. 219 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,174 [crashes] 220 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,311 It was weird, but we became a family. 221 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,847 ["Eye Know" playing] 222 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,549 [laughing] 223 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,458 [stomach growls] 224 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,793 Whoa!Oh! 225 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:21,601 [Raphael and Splinter chuckle] 226 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,837 [turtles laughing] 227 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,887 [all snoring] 228 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,426 [turtles giggle] 229 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,797 [babbles] 230 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,466 [Splinter] You were obsessed with the human world. 231 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,568 So I decide to give a shot. 232 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:59,439 [engines revving] 233 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,974 [horn honks] 234 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,382 [turtles] Wow! 235 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,724 Wow! 236 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,165 Oh, I am so sorry. Excuse me. 237 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,466 [turtles babble]Uh... 238 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,767 [Splinter] It didn't go well. 239 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,436 Oh, my God, it's a rat man! 240 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,503 [people gasp]Rat man? 241 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,339 Everybody, look! It's a rat man! 242 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,741 It's not a rat man, it's just a bad Mickey Mouse costume. 243 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,543 It's real! I touched it! 244 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,780 [gasps][growls] 245 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,913 You rat! 246 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,448 [bystander] Kill the rat man! 247 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,983 [Splinter groans] Boys! 248 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,585 Mikey! 249 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,428 [horn blares] 250 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,864 [brakes screech, hiss] 251 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,499 [groans] 252 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,668 [turtles babble] 253 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,237 Look, there he is!That's not a cat. It's a rat! 254 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,540 [Splinter] That day I promised to never let you get hurt, 255 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,641 ever again. 256 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,443 I needed to find a way 257 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,546 to unlock ancient secrets of ninjutsu. 258 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:17,117 How to turn a body into a weapon of death. 259 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,284 And I found it. 260 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,121 ["Push It to the Limit" playing] 261 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,258 [turtles karate yell] 262 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,960 [all gasp] 263 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,200 [shouts] 264 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,303 [all karate yell] 265 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,680 [shouts] 266 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:52,485 [all grunt] 267 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:55,155 [David Seeger, echoing] ♪ I'm a ninja ♪ 268 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,825 We thought we needed the human world, 269 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,894 but we only needed each other. 270 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:03,630 That's why I'm so strict, you know? 271 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,320 You boys are all I got. 272 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,635 And you're all I'll ever have. 273 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,603 You don't know that.I do! 274 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,400 You know other mutants my age? It's a really small pool. 275 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,376 There's no app to meet other mutant ladies. 276 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,211 Trust me. I check every day. 277 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,612 Yeah.That's true. 278 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,150 Look, I really don't want to do this. 279 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,183 [sighs] 280 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,984 No leave the sewer for one month. 281 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,720 Seriously?[Splinter] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 282 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,255 I made up my mind. That's it. I'm done. 283 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,590 This sucks! 284 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,194 Hey, Raph, come on.Shut up, Leo. 285 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,164 Mikey. 286 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,433 Was it worth it, Mr. Leader? 287 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,810 Hey, guys? 288 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,517 If we weren't monsters that were shunned by society 289 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,353 and could actually do what we wanted, 290 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,122 what would you guys do? 291 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,250 I mean, if I'm being honest, I'd just be normal. You know? 292 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,227 Yeah, like go to high school. 293 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,362 Maybe get a girlfriend, go to prom. 294 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,399 With your rizz, not likely.I just gotta get out of this sewer, man. 295 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,268 I like you guys and all, but I simply cannot live a happy life 296 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,204 knowing that your faces are the last things I'm gonna see before I die. 297 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,474 Well, uh, guess what, guys? It's never gonna happen, so, 298 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:23,376 let's stop talking about it, all right? 299 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,378 [sighs] 300 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,687 [vehicles passing][horn honking] 301 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,824 All right, focus up. 302 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,626 The truck containing the radioactive storage unit 303 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,610 is one minute out. 304 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,697 Copy that.[static crackles] 305 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,266 Let's not mess this up, guys. 306 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,301 Superfly doesn't take kindly to errors. 307 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,737 Any idea what he's building with all this weird equipment? 308 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,873 Who cares? As long as the check clears, am I right? 309 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,790 Target's approaching. 310 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,883 [brakes squealing] 311 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,454 [exclaims] 312 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,589 [tires screech] 313 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,291 Sixty seconds till police response. 314 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,792 [devices beep] 315 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,303 Thirty seconds. We got to move. 316 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,572 [tires squealing] 317 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,375 [coughing] Huh? 318 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,443 [laughs]Let's not get carried away. 319 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,746 Hey, hey, hey, everybody, just keep your cool! 320 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,160 [siren wailing][tires screeching] 321 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,550 [driver] Cops! 322 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,757 [horns blaring] 323 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,159 Guys, there's no way out of this. 324 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,595 What are we gonna do?Superfly's gonna kill us! 325 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,464 In pursuit of suspects. Moving south on Broadway. 326 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,350 Whoa, whoa. What? 327 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,606 [all screaming] 328 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,316 Huh? 329 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,353 [thug] Oh, man, what is this place? 330 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,488 [gasps][gasps] 331 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:17,190 [heavy, squishing footsteps] 332 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,326 Dear God, is that... That's-- He's-- 333 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,280 [stammering] You really are... 334 00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,970 Superfly. 335 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,800 [thugs screaming] 336 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:48,154 [door opening, closing] 337 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,360 It happened again. One of our trucks got hit. 338 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,762 They stole a radioactive storage unit this time. 339 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,990 Flying ice cream? 340 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,501 Another robbery today in midtown Manhattan. 341 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,903 New Yorkers were stunned. 342 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:12,312 Put tracking devices on all shipments. 343 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:16,549 It's time we met this Superfly. 344 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,186 Yeah, lob it up. Lob it up. 345 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,255 Stay still. Stay still. 346 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,990 [Raphael] Now, now, now! 347 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,126 [both exclaiming] 348 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,280 [Donatello] That is sick, dude!That is awesome! 349 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,897 Come on, guys, we just got ungrounded, all right? Let's go home. 350 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:33,199 [Raphael] Leo, can I ask you a question?What, Raph? 351 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,360 Is it weird to have your head so far up Dad's butt? 352 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,570 Does it smell weird up there? 353 00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,839 I bet it smells like cheese and Doritos. 354 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,875 Ha-ha-ha, guys. Very funny! 355 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,443 Sorry, we can't hear you. 356 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,345 Your voice is too muffled through the cheese. 357 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,147 [Raphael] Try that Batman voice again. 358 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,948 Yo, check this out in slo-mo. 359 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,585 That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.Whoa! Yeah! 360 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:54,554 That's cool.Hey, let's try that again 361 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,990 but with ninja stars.[both gasp] 362 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,193 [Raphael] Okay, eye of the tiger, Raph.Focus up, come on. 363 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,496 You're good.Guys, uh, do I have to be the one to hold this? 364 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,331 [Leonardo] Yes. Who else is gonna do it, Mikey? 365 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,501 Don't worry about it, Mikey. You're fine. Chill. 366 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,203 [quietly] He's gonna die. 367 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,206 Why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head? 368 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,608 Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with "Hey, Arnold." 369 00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:18,778 Stop talking! You're ruining my concentration. 370 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,800 All right, Raph. 371 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,881 Three, two... 372 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,817 [grunts][shouts] 373 00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:25,385 [passerby exclaims][tires screeching] 374 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,120 Did you hear that? What was that? 375 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,691 ["Love is an Illusion" playing] 376 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,680 Hey! You on the roof! 377 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,671 You just hit me in the head with a ninja star. 378 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,906 What's her deal?She's yelling at us a lot. 379 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,509 I think she's mad that we hit her with the ninja star. 380 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,679 Maybe we should go down and talk to her. You know, check in on her? 381 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,810 "Can we go down there?"What's your pickup line? 382 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:58,518 No, don't sidebar. Huh? This is one of the most-- 383 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,253 I think that guy's helping her. 384 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,756 [Donatello] Uh, I think he's stealing her scooter. 385 00:22:02,956 --> 00:22:06,393 Hey, lady, behind you!We just need to skip the conversation. 386 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:08,962 No, your scooter!You owe me money! 387 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,832 Hey! What are you doing?[Michelangelo] He's getting away. 388 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:14,701 [horns honking][brakes squeal] 389 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,836 We tried to warn her. Nothing more we can do. 390 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,438 You guys want to grab pizza? 391 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,700 No. She got her scooter stolen, and it's our fault. 392 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:25,145 We have to fix this.Yeah, that sucks, but do we have to fix this? 393 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,947 Technically, she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. 394 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:30,550 It's not really our fault.I gotta get the scooter back 395 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,719 to this beautiful and charming human woman! 396 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,554 Alpha formation, go! 397 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,823 Whoa. I think all of his hormones just kicked in at once. 398 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,580 Follow him! 399 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,697 [cab driver] Hey!Who was that? 400 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,302 All right, guys. Guard the exits. 401 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,671 We're gonna need the most foolproof plan. 402 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,541 Every single ninja technique. I need you to use stealth to block the doors and-- 403 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,142 Did you say go loud? Whoo-hoo! 404 00:22:56,343 --> 00:22:57,977 Raph! Raph!Oh, oh. 405 00:22:58,178 --> 00:22:59,646 Whoo-hoo![Michelangelo] Raph! Raph! 406 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,470 Whoo. 407 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,616 That's a lot of guys.[machine whirring] 408 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,285 They look really mean. 409 00:23:06,353 --> 00:23:08,188 What the heck are those things? 410 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,623 I think it's those guys that work in Times Square. 411 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,293 You know, the mascots? Yeah, the GEICO geckos. 412 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,950 They look more like little Shreks to me. 413 00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:17,630 This is fine. We've prepared our whole lives for this. 414 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,432 We've never been in a fight before. 415 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,135 I don't know if you noticed, all I've got is a big stick. 416 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:23,737 How did I end up with a big stick? 417 00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:25,205 Maybe we diffuse this sitch with laughter. 418 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,773 You're not funny enough for that. 419 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,608 Enough talk! I dream about fighting every night. 420 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,711 You've got a rage problem, Raph.It's not a problem! 421 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:32,879 Whoo! 422 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:34,214 [screams][Donatello] Rogue sai! 423 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,618 [shrieking]Oh, my God! 424 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,186 Oh, my-- I'm gonna be sick. 425 00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:42,322 It's still in my leg!Mikey, watch out! 426 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,600 [groans] Okay, we're not off to a great start, guys. 427 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,328 [criminal whistles][gasps] 428 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,263 [thugs growl] 429 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,666 Maybe they'll see the humanity in our tragic backstory. 430 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,435 Murder the Shreks! 431 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,637 [Michelangelo] They don't see it. They don't see it. 432 00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,606 [Raphael] Think fast, Leo!What are you doing? [grunts] 433 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,708 Huh?Whoo! 434 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:03,943 All right, Raph, you go left, 435 00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:05,450 I go-- [screams] 436 00:24:05,245 --> 00:24:06,212 [screams] 437 00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:08,381 What the heck? I said go left! 438 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,983 [chuckles] I got him! [groans] 439 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:12,852 Mikey, watch out! 440 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,356 [thug screams] 441 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,425 Too slow! Psych! 442 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,796 [vocalizes high note] 443 00:24:22,996 --> 00:24:26,633 ["Ninja Rap" plays] 444 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,101 [shrieks, groans] 445 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,638 [horn blaring]Dang, that's loud. 446 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,707 [exclaims][grunts] 447 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:36,176 Back off! I've got a big stick! [screams] 448 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:38,912 [grunts] 449 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,948 Shrek, you want to die? 450 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:44,784 [thug groans]What the-- 451 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,530 Sorry, sorry.You'll pay for that! 452 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,356 [grunts] 453 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,992 Ow! Quit throwing stuff at me! 454 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:54,728 [groans, growls] 455 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,363 [Donatello] What do we do?[engine revs] 456 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,932 [Leonardo] Save the beautiful human woman's scooter! 457 00:25:01,401 --> 00:25:02,369 [both scream]Uh-oh. 458 00:25:03,403 --> 00:25:04,971 Eat that, no crumbs! 459 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,241 [engine revs] 460 00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:13,380 [Donatello] Okay, chill out! 461 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,585 Mikey, watch out! 462 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,788 [screaming] 463 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,692 He's Tokyo drifting around us. 464 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,690 I'm awesome. 465 00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:38,271 [Donatello] Aw, nice![Leonardo] Yeah, Raph! 466 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:41,374 [breathes heavily, groans] 467 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:43,343 Guys, look around! 468 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:47,814 [cheering] 469 00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,717 We did it!We did that! I totally helped. 470 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,887 [Donatello] Hide, hide, hide. 471 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:55,722 [grunts] 472 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:59,926 Hello, I'm an unarmed noncombatant here for her scooter. 473 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,127 Whoa. 474 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,329 Y'all got your butts whupped. 475 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:11,371 This is really not how I thought this night was gonna go. 476 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:12,405 [clattering] 477 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,407 Wait. Where'd you guys go? 478 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:15,709 Hey. 479 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,446 Hey, I see you in there. 480 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:20,747 I think she can see us. 481 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,615 [Donatello] She can't.She totally can! 482 00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:24,584 [teenager] I won't make a big deal about the ninja star. 483 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,354 You got my scooter back so I feel like that's square. Um... 484 00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:29,923 Donnie, you go out first. You're the most inviting and friendly. 485 00:26:30,123 --> 00:26:32,325 [turtles chattering]I get that you have to huddle, 486 00:26:32,525 --> 00:26:35,610 but the longer you lurk in the shadows, 487 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,630 like, the more sus it gets every second. 488 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,966 She said we're sus! That's not good.[teenager] You know? Yeah. 489 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,670 And now it's, like, doubly sus to be whispering about how sus... 490 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,710 [gasps] 491 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,339 Hey.Wassup? 492 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:47,874 Hey. 493 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:51,770 Oh, you're crime-fighters with turtle costumes. 494 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:55,148 Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all the good animals are taken. 495 00:26:55,348 --> 00:26:58,251 Sharks. Uh, there's wolves up for grabs. 496 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,553 Wow, the costumes are really crazy. 497 00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:02,789 These eyes are wet like real eyeballs. 498 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:04,391 How do you get this on and off? 499 00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:07,894 That's your skin!She touched-- That's my skin. 500 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:10,363 What are you? What could you be? 501 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,670 Can we explain this over some pizza? 502 00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:19,105 How you guys feel about pepperoni? 503 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,241 She's down for pizza?I didn't think it would get this far. 504 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:25,311 So, there's this rat...Long ago, in New York City... 505 00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:28,248 ...my brothers and I......we were a bunch of turtles... 506 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:31,170 [turtles talking over each other] 507 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,988 This is-- I don't know where we came from....our dad again-- 508 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:37,691 Stop. Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 509 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:41,161 Okay, you were real baby turtles 510 00:27:41,361 --> 00:27:44,564 who made contact with mystery ooze, 511 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:48,401 and therefore started to age 512 00:27:48,601 --> 00:27:53,573 from mutant baby turtles to mutant-turtle-men-guys? 513 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:55,442 Uh, turtle boys, actually. 514 00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,445 I would say teens. I would say cool teens.Yeah, we're cool. 515 00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:02,215 Teenagers! Amazing. Insane. All right, well, tell me more. 516 00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:05,151 Obviously, I want to know everything about you. 517 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,455 Like, is there more of you? 518 00:28:08,655 --> 00:28:09,889 Nope, just us. 519 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:11,925 "They are alone in the world." 520 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,594 And nobody's ever asked you about this 521 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,363 or talked to you about this? 522 00:28:16,563 --> 00:28:18,298 I know, right?No, not really. 523 00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:20,433 Sometimes we pretend to be on Wendy Williams, but that's it. 524 00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:22,680 Why you writing all this down? 525 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,771 Oh. I'm a journalist. Well, I want to be a journalist. 526 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,172 I write for my school paper. 527 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,474 Really? 528 00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:29,376 I assumed you'd want to be on camera, 529 00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:32,450 'cause you have a very camera-ready look. 530 00:28:32,245 --> 00:28:35,348 Nope. No. [chuckles] Never on camera.Okay. 531 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:39,185 I'm down here researching this story on Superfly and his string of super crimes. 532 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:43,223 The police have been talking about implementing this curfew if they don't find him soon. 533 00:28:43,423 --> 00:28:45,258 It spooked the parents, and they canceled prom. 534 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,327 I'm trying to help bring him to justice 535 00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:49,763 so everyone can chill out or whatever. 536 00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:52,966 But this! Turtle mutant karate teens. 537 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,335 I mean, this is a pretty good story. 538 00:28:55,535 --> 00:28:57,604 Look, I don't know if we should. 539 00:28:57,804 --> 00:29:01,574 Why not? This is gold! This is so good! 540 00:29:01,775 --> 00:29:03,677 We were taught that humans would try to destroy us 541 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:05,412 if they ever found out we ever existed. 542 00:29:05,612 --> 00:29:07,847 You know, kill us, or put us in a lab and milk us. 543 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,784 I wouldn't milk you. You don't even have nipples. 544 00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:12,919 Look, human woman, I got a question. 545 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:15,388 So just be straight with me. 546 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,124 Do you think there are more people like you? 547 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,860 You know, people who will accept us? 548 00:29:21,610 --> 00:29:23,630 [inspirational music playing] 549 00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:26,266 [music stops]No. No, absolutely not. 550 00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:28,668 Um, genuinely, no. There's no way. 551 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,304 I knew it!It's confirmed. We're doomed. 552 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:32,405 Wait, wait, wait. 553 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,808 If I'm being honest... 554 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,545 I mean, the reason I'm not scared of you is, you know, you guys helped me out. 555 00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:40,460 And if you hadn't, 556 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,882 and I had just, like, stumbled across you, 557 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:44,851 yeah, I'd be very scared. 558 00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:48,210 I'd be really, um, freaked out and disgusted. 559 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,623 [cell phone buzzes]Sorry, my mom is texting. 560 00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:52,992 [dings]Dad is texting us! He's freaking out a bit. 561 00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:55,428 Well, at least all parents are the same. 562 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,764 A hundred percent.Yeah, for sure. 563 00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:00,333 Our dad is definitely not a giant rat. 564 00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:03,303 That makes me feel like he's a rat. 565 00:30:03,503 --> 00:30:05,505 Well, I'll AirDrop you my contact, 566 00:30:05,705 --> 00:30:07,307 and if you ever feel like 567 00:30:07,507 --> 00:30:09,876 you want to come out into the world or whatever, 568 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,544 just let me know. 569 00:30:11,745 --> 00:30:14,114 I would love to write a story about it, seriously. 570 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:15,815 Good night. 571 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,150 [door closes] 572 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:18,418 She seemed cool. 573 00:30:18,618 --> 00:30:19,886 Here he goes again.Every girl, man. 574 00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,550 That's your type?Give me that contact. 575 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,991 Give me that contact! Please. Give me the phone! 576 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:28,561 [Donatello] It was sick! 577 00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:31,331 I mean, you guys saw it. I was, like, wow! 578 00:30:31,531 --> 00:30:33,366 I want more, guys. 579 00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:36,136 I got the taste of life, and I don't want to wash it out of my mouth. 580 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:38,805 I want it to linger on my tongue, swish around my throat and-- 581 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,207 You're really driving this metaphor into the ground. 582 00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:44,100 But he's right. I mean, it was too good to give up on. 583 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,212 You guys heard April and the words that came out 584 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,815 of her incredibly formed and beautiful mouth. 585 00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:52,652 The only reason she liked us was because we saved her. She saw us as heroes. 586 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:56,560 So, what if everyone saw us as heroes?[Michelangelo] What do you mean? 587 00:30:56,256 --> 00:30:57,891 I mean, look! 588 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:02,762 We use our ninja skills to take out Superfly. 589 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,564 We'll drag him up to City Hall, 590 00:31:04,764 --> 00:31:07,133 dump him on the steps for the cops and say, 591 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,502 "We're the heroes who stopped Superfly! 592 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:12,720 Yeah, we look a little different, but we're on your side." 593 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:13,573 Everyone will be like, 594 00:31:13,773 --> 00:31:15,508 "Hey, those '‘toitles' are all right. 595 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:17,277 I'm a cabbie from the Bronx." 596 00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:19,379 Then everyone in the city will think we're cool. 597 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:21,381 They'll accept us. 598 00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:23,583 [as fan] "Sign my baby!" 599 00:31:23,783 --> 00:31:26,119 [Donatello] And then, once the overall fanfare has settled down, 600 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:29,122 we'll enroll in high school, where we'll be normal-- 601 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:32,559 if not slightly more popular than average-- students. 602 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:34,427 Okay, I'm following this. 603 00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:36,229 It's like Hulk in Avengers: Endgame. 604 00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:38,531 Sure, he's a giant, terrifying green monster, 605 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:40,233 but everyone knows he saved them, 606 00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:42,669 so they're taking selfies with him in a diner. 607 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:44,938 You know Mark Ruffalo mostly improvised that scene? 608 00:31:45,138 --> 00:31:48,800 I know. He's good on his feet.Nobody cares about that, okay? 609 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:49,676 This is a great plan. 610 00:31:49,876 --> 00:31:51,578 If this works, I won't have to hang with you losers 611 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:52,846 for the rest of my life. 612 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:54,514 Yeah.Yeah! That's very true. 613 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:56,316 Uh, what about Dad, though? 614 00:31:56,516 --> 00:31:59,486 I mean, he doesn't really need to know about it. 615 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,354 Right? 616 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:05,258 Look, if we're gonna do this, we'll have to get April's help. 617 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,961 Sounds like she's been doing tons of research on Superfly. 618 00:32:08,161 --> 00:32:09,462 She probably has some good leads. 619 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:13,466 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 620 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,602 So you're in?Yeah, I'm in. 621 00:32:15,802 --> 00:32:17,300 [all cheer] 622 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:20,373 [Donatello] Let's go! We did it, Mikey! 623 00:32:20,573 --> 00:32:21,975 [phone ringing] 624 00:32:22,175 --> 00:32:23,910 Hello? Turtle-- Fellas. 625 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,112 Uh, hey. Is that you guys for real? 626 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:27,547 [Leonardo] Hi... [chuckles] 627 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:29,716 ...April. Yes, it's... [voice cracks] ...Leo! 628 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:31,785 You know, we were talking... Yeah? 629 00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:33,653 ...and we have a proposal. Okay. 630 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:35,488 You help us find Superfly, 631 00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:37,891 we bring him to justice, you document it all, 632 00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:41,394 and when we got him, you release the story, your prom is uncanceled, 633 00:32:41,594 --> 00:32:43,363 and we get accepted by the world as heroes. 634 00:32:43,563 --> 00:32:45,265 Wow. Yes. Uh, yeah. 635 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:47,434 Okay. [clears throat] Sure. I mean... [chuckles] 636 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:48,835 ...if I'm being honest, 637 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:50,937 I totally stopped thinking about this. 638 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,273 I had a lot of things to do. 639 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,642 By the way, do you guys have ears? 640 00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:58,745 Just say yes, just say yes.I think so? 641 00:32:58,945 --> 00:33:00,914 They think they have ears. 642 00:33:01,114 --> 00:33:02,582 Okay, perfect. Yes. 643 00:33:02,782 --> 00:33:05,218 Um, how about we meet tonight, 8:00 p.m., Eastman High. 644 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:08,722 Everyone will be gone, and I've got all my research in the school darkroom. 645 00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:11,658 Cool. Cool. So, uh, it's a date. 646 00:33:11,858 --> 00:33:13,293 Wait, what? 647 00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:15,929 No, no, just hang up. Just hang up. 648 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,797 You know what? [imitating static] 649 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,734 It's like bad service or something. I'll see you tonight! 650 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:23,269 Who's got no rizz now? 651 00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:26,306 Sorry, Dad. Have to leave now. 652 00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:29,476 Heading out! Love you so much. Love you.Goodbye. Kisses! 653 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:32,450 What are they up to? 654 00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:33,713 ["Dance" playing] 655 00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:36,216 [all cheering, laughing] 656 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:51,231 [Michelangelo] Whoo-hoo! 657 00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:52,966 Hey![April] Hey. 658 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:56,236 You actually made it. That seemed very dangerous. 659 00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:58,710 Oh, that? Ha! Not at all. 660 00:33:58,271 --> 00:33:59,939 I mean, we eat danger for breakfast. 661 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,342 Actually, I eat pizza with bits of waffles on it. 662 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:03,743 It's better than it sounds. 663 00:34:03,943 --> 00:34:06,112 It actually sounds delicious, honestly. 664 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:08,782 Okay, well, uh, come on in. 665 00:34:08,982 --> 00:34:11,651 Really? We can just go in there? 666 00:34:11,851 --> 00:34:13,586 Yeah, of course. 667 00:34:13,787 --> 00:34:16,623 Welcome to Eastman High. 668 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,426 [Raphael whistles][Donatello] Wow. 669 00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:21,940 [song continues] 670 00:34:21,294 --> 00:34:22,696 [electricity buzzing] 671 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:23,663 [flies buzzing] 672 00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:25,398 It's very strange. 673 00:34:25,598 --> 00:34:27,934 I feel you guys actually want to go to high school. 674 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:30,503 Yeah, we do. We very much do. 675 00:34:30,704 --> 00:34:32,138 Why? Don't you love high school? 676 00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:34,174 Oh, yeah, I mean, 677 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:36,409 as a very popular and well-liked person, 678 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:37,977 I love high school, yeah. 679 00:34:38,178 --> 00:34:39,612 But don't worry about me. 680 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:42,315 Is this living up to your dreams? 681 00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:43,550 No. 682 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,485 It's even better! Attack on Titan? 683 00:34:45,685 --> 00:34:47,687 Whoever's locker this is likes anime. 684 00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:49,155 I don't even know this person, 685 00:34:49,356 --> 00:34:51,570 and they get me more than anyone ever has! 686 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:55,462 Guys, look! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Improv team tryouts! 687 00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:57,630 I've got to sign up. This is amazing! 688 00:34:57,831 --> 00:34:59,599 Mikey, what are you-- We don't even go here.Yet. 689 00:34:59,799 --> 00:35:01,670 The tryouts aren't for two weeks. 690 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:02,402 We could be enrolled by then. 691 00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:04,571 They need a last name. 692 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:06,272 Wait, what's our last name? 693 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:08,308 I've never thought about that, actually. 694 00:35:08,508 --> 00:35:10,910 Do we not have last names?Who are we? 695 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:13,313 It's okay. I'll just break it up. 696 00:35:13,513 --> 00:35:15,782 Michael Angelo. 697 00:35:15,982 --> 00:35:18,510 [in Italian accent] Hey, I'm Michael Angelo. 698 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:19,152 Perfecto. 699 00:35:19,352 --> 00:35:20,887 That makes you Leo Nardo! 700 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,456 Nardo![turtles laughing] 701 00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:24,824 Hey, Nardo.Nardo. 702 00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:27,327 It could be Leon Ardo. That's a cool name. 703 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:28,728 Guys, lay off Nardo.[song ends] 704 00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:30,764 He's sensitive.[laughing] 705 00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:32,665 She called him Nardo too.Nardo! 706 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:34,670 Nardo! 707 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:36,236 Hey, well, at least I'm not "Puke Girl." 708 00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:38,710 That is a bad nickname! 709 00:35:38,271 --> 00:35:40,600 We don't know if that says "Puke Girl." 710 00:35:40,173 --> 00:35:42,776 It could be "Poke Girl." Maybe this girl just likes tuna. 711 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:44,744 Oh, my God. Are you Puke Girl? 712 00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:47,380 She's Puke Girl!That does not say "poke." 713 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:50,183 All right! Stop. Listen. [groans] 714 00:35:50,383 --> 00:35:52,185 I told you, ever since I was young, 715 00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:53,920 I wanted to be a journalist, and so, 716 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,489 I thought I could read the morning announcements, 717 00:35:56,690 --> 00:35:58,224 and, you know, well, 718 00:35:58,425 --> 00:36:00,360 it didn't go so well. 719 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,995 [school bell ringing] 720 00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:08,334 I don't know. Maybe the cameras and the attention got to me, 721 00:36:08,535 --> 00:36:11,137 and the anxiety made me feel like I was gonna explode, 722 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,106 and so, well... 723 00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:14,207 [gasps] You didn't. 724 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:15,275 I did. 725 00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:17,210 ["Unwritten" playing] 726 00:36:17,410 --> 00:36:18,378 [retching] 727 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,783 [retching continues] Oh, God. 728 00:36:30,123 --> 00:36:31,358 [song ends]I went viral. 729 00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:32,492 I was remixed. 730 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:33,893 [retching] 731 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:36,429 Memed. 732 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,665 The sound even trended on TikTok. 733 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:39,933 [retching] 734 00:36:41,401 --> 00:36:43,536 I thought if I use the paper to find Superfly 735 00:36:43,737 --> 00:36:45,105 and get prom uncanceled, 736 00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:47,374 I can remain firmly off camera, 737 00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:50,977 but also maybe be known for something cool instead of-- 738 00:36:51,177 --> 00:36:52,412 What? Being Puke Girl? Hmm? 739 00:36:52,612 --> 00:36:54,581 You don't want that anymore? No? 740 00:36:54,781 --> 00:36:56,160 Great. Laugh. Whatever.[chuckles] 741 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:57,617 But maybe you're not the only ones 742 00:36:57,817 --> 00:37:00,320 who want to be heroes so people like them, okay? 743 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,621 Can we go? 744 00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:12,265 All right, here's what I got. 745 00:37:12,465 --> 00:37:14,567 [gasping] 746 00:37:14,768 --> 00:37:17,337 Yes, yes, it's incredibly impressive. Okay, listen. 747 00:37:17,537 --> 00:37:19,439 Superfly seems to be building something. 748 00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:22,709 I mean, we're talking Gru/Megamind-type stuff. 749 00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:26,179 He's knocking off insanely highly technical shipments. 750 00:37:26,379 --> 00:37:28,148 State of the art. Incredibly expensive. 751 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:30,150 And he pays off thugs to do his dirty work 752 00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:32,485 so he can stay completely under the radar. 753 00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:34,354 Nobody's ever seen his face.Why? 754 00:37:34,554 --> 00:37:37,230 Because he kills everyone who does. 755 00:37:37,223 --> 00:37:39,459 Whoa!Cool. 756 00:37:39,659 --> 00:37:40,860 No, not cool. 757 00:37:41,610 --> 00:37:43,596 So how are we gonna find him? 758 00:37:43,797 --> 00:37:45,732 You know the ice cream truck heist last week, right? 759 00:37:45,932 --> 00:37:47,767 They stole a radioactive storage unit. 760 00:37:47,967 --> 00:37:51,638 And look. I found this at the chop shop where they took my scooter. 761 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:54,740 They must be doing business with Superfly. 762 00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:56,443 That chop shop is run by these guys and their crew. 763 00:37:56,643 --> 00:38:00,547 Short Sharon, Bald Bronson, Toupee Tom and Normal Nate. 764 00:38:00,747 --> 00:38:03,183 They are the ones who can lead us to Superfly. 765 00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:04,584 That's a lot of leads. 766 00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:06,860 And a lot of terrible nicknames. 767 00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:09,189 Still better than Nardo.We agreed on Leon Ardo. 768 00:38:09,389 --> 00:38:11,891 Let's start chasing them down. 769 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,360 ["No Diggity" playing] 770 00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,120 [thugs grunting] 771 00:38:45,592 --> 00:38:47,930 [grunting] 772 00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:48,361 [no audible dialogue] 773 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:55,168 [laughing] 774 00:38:55,368 --> 00:38:56,903 [snoring] 775 00:38:59,305 --> 00:39:00,707 [thugs grunt] 776 00:39:12,786 --> 00:39:14,220 [song continues] 777 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,668 [grunting] 778 00:39:32,238 --> 00:39:33,807 [screaming] 779 00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:40,800 [screams] 780 00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:42,482 Normal Nate deals with that! 781 00:39:42,682 --> 00:39:44,351 I'm just a legitimate mattress salesman. 782 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:45,852 You want Short Sharon. 783 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,320 [in Cantonese] I don't talk to stupid turtles! 784 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,988 You're looking for Toupee Tom! 785 00:39:49,189 --> 00:39:51,240 [in English] Hey, I don't talk, but if I did talk, 786 00:39:51,224 --> 00:39:52,892 I'd tell you it was Bad Bernie you were looking for. 787 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:55,295 But you didn't hear it from me.Where's Bad Bernie? 788 00:39:55,495 --> 00:39:57,430 [song ends]Okay, I'll talk. 789 00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:58,865 Yeah, all right. 790 00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:01,568 My guys stole this radioactive storage unit, 791 00:40:01,768 --> 00:40:03,737 but Superfly, he kills them. 792 00:40:03,937 --> 00:40:07,400 Then he calls me and says I gotta get him another thing-- 793 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,575 an "assimilator." 794 00:40:08,775 --> 00:40:11,111 And if I don't do it, he's gonna kill me too. 795 00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:13,380 So last night we got one. 796 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:14,614 [guards grunt] 797 00:40:15,715 --> 00:40:17,450 The deal with Superfly is tonight, 798 00:40:17,650 --> 00:40:18,618 under the bridge. 799 00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:20,620 We give him his unit, 800 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:22,756 and he leaves us alone. 801 00:40:23,356 --> 00:40:25,358 Good. You did good. 802 00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:26,626 [grunts] 803 00:40:26,826 --> 00:40:28,194 [Leonardo] Dude! He talked! 804 00:40:28,395 --> 00:40:30,897 That was so exhilarating! 805 00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:34,670 The adrenaline pumping in my veins is crazy! 806 00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:37,237 Superfly is making a deal with Bad Bernie's guys tonight, 807 00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:39,720 in an hour, under the Brooklyn Bridge. 808 00:40:39,272 --> 00:40:41,808 We show up in Bernie's van with the goods, and boom! 809 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,610 Superfly is caught in our web. 810 00:40:43,810 --> 00:40:45,945 Did you get that, April? Did you film that? 811 00:40:46,146 --> 00:40:48,381 Sorry, am I supposed to film all the stuff you do? 812 00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:49,949 'Cause a lot of it's dumb.Yes. 813 00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:51,284 I'll do the talking. 814 00:40:51,484 --> 00:40:52,686 [tough voice] Hey, I'm a gangster. 815 00:40:52,886 --> 00:40:54,870 I got my puffer and my Tims. 816 00:40:54,287 --> 00:40:55,955 I need my bacon, egg and cheese too. 817 00:40:56,156 --> 00:40:57,257 You got the goods, Superfly? 818 00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,192 Bacon, egg and cheese. 819 00:40:59,392 --> 00:41:00,560 [all imitating gangsters] 820 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,696 Let me get that bacon, egg and cheese. 821 00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:05,365 And let me get that Arizona Iced Tea. 822 00:41:05,565 --> 00:41:08,368 With a bev? With a bev? Yerd! 823 00:41:08,568 --> 00:41:11,404 We outside. We outside. 824 00:41:11,604 --> 00:41:14,574 Outside. You heard.Yerd! Yerd! Yerd! 825 00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:18,111 Bronx. Bronx. Yerd! 826 00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:21,214 Yeah, I don't think this is gonna help people like you. 827 00:41:21,414 --> 00:41:22,649 Just being honest. 828 00:41:25,585 --> 00:41:28,154 Let me get a bacon, egg and cheese.Bronx. Bronx. 829 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:30,560 [cell phone ringing] 830 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:32,692 [normal voice] Uh-oh, text from Dad. 831 00:41:35,950 --> 00:41:36,896 [April] What do you think is wrong? 832 00:41:37,970 --> 00:41:38,998 I bet that cat is back. He freaks out every time. 833 00:41:39,199 --> 00:41:40,967 He probably just can't get the Roku working. 834 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:42,836 Hopefully it's quick and we can just meet up with Superfly. 835 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,704 All right, April, we live just up there, 836 00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:47,707 but our dad, he doesn't really like humans. 837 00:41:47,907 --> 00:41:49,900 Rude. 838 00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:51,277 I mean, to be fair, I don't love rats. 839 00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:52,946 And that's totally fair.Understandable. 840 00:41:53,146 --> 00:41:55,982 But just wait here, okay? We'll be back in a few. 841 00:41:57,350 --> 00:41:59,919 And there's a cockroach surfing on a turd. 842 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,421 Awesome. Good. 843 00:42:01,621 --> 00:42:03,256 Love that I'm looking at that. 844 00:42:08,128 --> 00:42:09,295 Surprise! 845 00:42:09,496 --> 00:42:11,640 [screaming] 846 00:42:11,264 --> 00:42:14,434 [sighs] Dad, you really can't keep scaring us like that. 847 00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:15,935 Welcome home! 848 00:42:16,136 --> 00:42:18,304 Why are there balloons?Dad, what are you doing? 849 00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:21,775 Look, I am not stupid. I know something's up. 850 00:42:21,975 --> 00:42:24,377 You do?I do. You're done with the sewers. 851 00:42:24,577 --> 00:42:26,413 You want to be in the human world. 852 00:42:26,613 --> 00:42:29,315 I went through your stuff and I found your human clothes. 853 00:42:29,516 --> 00:42:31,151 [Raphael] What the heck is that? 854 00:42:31,351 --> 00:42:34,540 Those aren't ours.How did that even get in our stuff? 855 00:42:34,254 --> 00:42:35,755 Boys, it's okay. 856 00:42:35,955 --> 00:42:38,658 I think I maybe found a way to make you happy. 857 00:42:38,858 --> 00:42:41,461 I brought the human world to you. Look! 858 00:42:42,595 --> 00:42:44,898 Human friends. "Hello, I'm a human." 859 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:46,199 Say hi to Chris. 860 00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:48,501 "I'm Chris Pine. Look at my eyebrows. 861 00:42:48,702 --> 00:42:50,904 I'm the best Chris." Amazing, right? 862 00:42:51,104 --> 00:42:52,720 That is what we love. 863 00:42:52,272 --> 00:42:54,474 And watch. I'm a waiter. 864 00:42:54,674 --> 00:42:56,576 The full human restaurant experience. 865 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:58,678 Sit down. Let me take your order. 866 00:42:58,878 --> 00:43:01,314 It could be anything. But it has to be pizza. 867 00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:04,500 Uh, pizza, right.[turtles mumble] 868 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:05,952 Uh, look, Dad, we appreciate it, 869 00:43:06,152 --> 00:43:07,620 but we still got more errands to run. 870 00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:10,190 What's going on? What are you doing up there? 871 00:43:10,390 --> 00:43:12,625 Don't lie. Tell me. Are you in trouble? 872 00:43:12,826 --> 00:43:14,260 Is something wrong? 873 00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:15,929 Is someone trying to milk you? 874 00:43:16,129 --> 00:43:17,564 No, ew.It's never milking! 875 00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,799 Why do you always jump straight to milking? 876 00:43:19,999 --> 00:43:22,435 Do you need help? Anything you need, I'm here. 877 00:43:22,635 --> 00:43:24,938 No!No. No, no, no. Dad, look. 878 00:43:25,138 --> 00:43:26,806 We're just running errands-- 879 00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:29,209 shopping, getting the stuff we need to live down here. 880 00:43:29,409 --> 00:43:31,711 Really? That's it? 881 00:43:31,911 --> 00:43:35,150 Yeah, that is literally it.Mm-hmm. Nothing else. 882 00:43:35,215 --> 00:43:37,851 All right, well, hey. Thanks for the surprise party. 883 00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:39,986 Yup. Appreciate it, Dad. We will be leaving. 884 00:43:40,186 --> 00:43:41,321 [Leonardo] Goodbye. 885 00:43:42,655 --> 00:43:43,757 [sighs] 886 00:43:50,697 --> 00:43:52,632 [brakes squeal] 887 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,468 Wow, you're actually a good driver, Donnie. 888 00:43:55,668 --> 00:43:57,570 Huh. Countless hours on Forza Horizon 889 00:43:57,771 --> 00:43:59,272 finally paid off.[April] Hey, guys. 890 00:43:59,472 --> 00:44:01,941 Oh, hello? April, you-- Uh, you there? Yeah, I got you. 891 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:05,645 Now, just know, this footage is going to be the definitive imagery 892 00:44:05,845 --> 00:44:07,580 of your entire existences, 893 00:44:07,781 --> 00:44:10,717 so, um, like, don't make it lame or anything. 894 00:44:10,917 --> 00:44:12,285 We're not the ones who puke on camera. 895 00:44:12,485 --> 00:44:14,154 We'd have to try really hard to do that. 896 00:44:14,354 --> 00:44:16,389 Hey, shut up, shut up. Look, here he comes. 897 00:44:25,932 --> 00:44:28,301 Look at those cars!Bro, he's got cool Tims. 898 00:44:28,501 --> 00:44:30,804 [Raphael] He's got some swagger.[Michelangelo] This guy is super fly. 899 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,373 I mean, look at those rims, bro! 900 00:44:36,242 --> 00:44:38,144 [Leonardo] All right, there's two cars and a motorcycle. 901 00:44:38,345 --> 00:44:39,612 That's like ten dudes, tops. 902 00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:41,748 Oh, man. They're gonna be so scared 903 00:44:41,948 --> 00:44:45,118 when they see they're about to roll up on a bunch of mutants! [laughs] 904 00:44:46,419 --> 00:44:49,489 ["Wake Up in the Sky" playing] 905 00:44:49,689 --> 00:44:51,291 [turtles chattering] 906 00:44:53,593 --> 00:44:54,728 [snorts] 907 00:45:03,737 --> 00:45:06,720 Oh, my God. I'm gonna win a Daytime Emmy. 908 00:45:06,272 --> 00:45:07,607 [Michelangelo] What do we do, Leo? 909 00:45:07,807 --> 00:45:09,743 [stammers]You're the leader. You should know. 910 00:45:09,943 --> 00:45:13,146 [Raphael] Alpha formation?You don't even know what Alpha formation is! 911 00:45:13,913 --> 00:45:15,315 [song continues] 912 00:45:24,991 --> 00:45:27,930 What is that? 913 00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:28,728 [song ends] 914 00:45:34,801 --> 00:45:38,400 Yo, come on, y'all. Let's get the goods. 915 00:45:38,204 --> 00:45:39,272 [screaming] 916 00:45:39,472 --> 00:45:40,707 Yo! 917 00:45:40,907 --> 00:45:42,175 What? 918 00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:44,210 What the-- Y'all some little tortoises, huh? 919 00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,379 Damn! Look at you. 920 00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:48,348 Y'all adorable, man. 921 00:45:48,548 --> 00:45:50,884 Bad Bernie got some turtles on the payroll. 922 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,485 No. We don't work for Bernie. 923 00:45:52,686 --> 00:45:53,920 We're here to find you. 924 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,789 I can't believe there are other mutants! 925 00:45:55,989 --> 00:45:57,157 Like us! 926 00:45:57,357 --> 00:45:59,793 This is wild! I mean, this is crazy-like. 927 00:45:59,993 --> 00:46:00,860 Let me guess. 928 00:46:01,610 --> 00:46:02,662 Fifteen years ago, right, 929 00:46:02,862 --> 00:46:04,564 some sludge was dumped in a sewer, 930 00:46:04,764 --> 00:46:05,965 and y'all came from that. 931 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,567 We prefer the term "ooze," but yeah. 932 00:46:07,767 --> 00:46:09,636 It's like more-- It's just nicer sounding. 933 00:46:09,836 --> 00:46:11,404 It rolls off the tongue better. 934 00:46:11,604 --> 00:46:12,872 [turtles] Ooze, ooze... 935 00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:15,442 It's nice, right? It's ooze. 936 00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,430 Damn! Ooze. 937 00:46:17,243 --> 00:46:19,412 I like that. I like "ooze." 938 00:46:19,612 --> 00:46:23,249 So, look, that same ooze made me, okay? 939 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,850 My dad, Baxter Stockman, 940 00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:28,154 he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby. 941 00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:30,323 So technically, we cousins. 942 00:46:30,523 --> 00:46:32,959 We're related. We're cousins![Superfly] What up, cuz? 943 00:46:33,159 --> 00:46:35,328 Cuzzo, what's up? That's awesome![Superfly] Cuzzo! 944 00:46:35,528 --> 00:46:36,996 I've always wanted a cousin. 945 00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:38,765 Well, look at you now. You got a bunch. 946 00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:41,701 I'm so sorry. I didn't introduce my peeps. 947 00:46:41,901 --> 00:46:44,137 This is Bebop and that's Rocksteady. 948 00:46:44,337 --> 00:46:46,473 What you looking at, punks?Yeah, what you looking at? 949 00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:47,607 Right here we got Wingnut. 950 00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:49,900 Hi. Wing-wave. 951 00:46:49,209 --> 00:46:50,577 [Superfly] We got Ray Fillet. 952 00:46:50,777 --> 00:46:57,684 ♪ Ray Fillet ♪ 953 00:46:57,884 --> 00:47:00,720 [Superfly] Stop singing, fool. Just say your name normal. 954 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,550 Uh, Ray Fillet. 955 00:47:02,255 --> 00:47:03,256 [Superfly] This is Leatherhead. 956 00:47:03,423 --> 00:47:04,891 Ah! G'day, fellas. 957 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:06,593 [Superfly] Genghis Frog. 958 00:47:06,793 --> 00:47:08,995 Goochie, goochie, goochie.Look at the little jacket. 959 00:47:09,195 --> 00:47:10,196 Peekaboo. Peekaboo. Peekaboo. 960 00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:11,898 [croaks] Don't patronize me. 961 00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:14,801 We working on that name. Your name is wack, man! 962 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,237 And that's Scumbug. She only speaks Vermin. 963 00:47:17,437 --> 00:47:18,338 [garbles] 964 00:47:18,538 --> 00:47:20,600 [exclaiming] 965 00:47:20,173 --> 00:47:21,574 And that's Mondo Gecko. 966 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:24,770 Hey, what's up, bros? 967 00:47:24,277 --> 00:47:26,346 I'm a hugger. Get in here.A little too tight. 968 00:47:26,546 --> 00:47:27,914 Get in.That one seems cool. 969 00:47:28,114 --> 00:47:29,482 I like his vibe. 970 00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:31,885 [chuckles] I like your vibe.I like your vibe. 971 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,200 I like your vibe.I like your vibe. 972 00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:36,523 Digging your vibe.[both] I like your vibe! 973 00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:38,240 Mondo, quit hugging everybody! 974 00:47:38,224 --> 00:47:40,627 Remember why we're here. The story. 975 00:47:40,827 --> 00:47:42,629 We know you're building some sort of super weapon. 976 00:47:42,829 --> 00:47:46,990 Weapon? I'm building the opposite of a weapon. 977 00:47:46,299 --> 00:47:47,634 Weapons kill. 978 00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:51,400 What I'm making will create. 979 00:47:51,204 --> 00:47:54,908 Okay. I'm leaning in.What are you building? 980 00:47:55,108 --> 00:47:58,211 If we gonna chat, let's go somewhere fun. 981 00:47:58,411 --> 00:48:00,280 ["Shimmy Shimmy Ya" playing] 982 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,148 [chattering] 983 00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:08,922 Cowabunga, "bro-sin"! I just made that up. 984 00:48:09,122 --> 00:48:10,523 ♪ Okay, Fillet! ♪ 985 00:48:10,724 --> 00:48:12,920 Eh! Watch that stinger. 986 00:48:12,292 --> 00:48:13,660 Okay, Fillet. 987 00:48:13,860 --> 00:48:15,128 [grunting] 988 00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:17,163 I never met anyone else as angry as me. 989 00:48:17,364 --> 00:48:20,567 What's not to be angry about?I hate everything! 990 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:22,268 [Raphael] Man, you guys get it! 991 00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:24,371 That was awesome!That was good. 992 00:48:24,571 --> 00:48:25,505 [Genghis Frog ribbits] 993 00:48:25,705 --> 00:48:26,840 Dang, you guys are good. 994 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,541 Yeah, right? It's pretty much all we do. 995 00:48:28,742 --> 00:48:32,120 Out of quarters.Don't worry. I got you, mates. 996 00:48:32,212 --> 00:48:33,413 This is amazing. 997 00:48:33,613 --> 00:48:35,281 [Leatherhead] Get in there. Get the scrum. 998 00:48:35,482 --> 00:48:38,651 Check it, check it. [garbles] 999 00:48:38,852 --> 00:48:41,988 Yo, check this. [garbles] 1000 00:48:42,188 --> 00:48:43,323 [both garble] 1001 00:48:43,523 --> 00:48:44,724 That was a juicy one! 1002 00:48:44,924 --> 00:48:46,993 Hey, guys. What's going on in there? 1003 00:48:47,193 --> 00:48:49,662 Still not sure, if I'm being honest. 1004 00:48:49,863 --> 00:48:51,264 Okay, well, ask him more questions! 1005 00:48:51,464 --> 00:48:53,990 Figure out what the hell's going on with this dude. 1006 00:48:53,299 --> 00:48:54,601 [song ends] 1007 00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:57,337 So, um, maybe you could finish explaining 1008 00:48:57,537 --> 00:48:59,139 like exactly where you came from 1009 00:48:59,339 --> 00:49:00,740 and what you want and stuff? 1010 00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:03,900 What do I want? Oh, easy. 1011 00:49:03,209 --> 00:49:04,611 Acceptance. 1012 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,113 No way, man! We want that too.Yeah, like us. 1013 00:49:07,313 --> 00:49:09,820 Let me go back to the start. 1014 00:49:10,283 --> 00:49:13,119 My earliest memory in the world 1015 00:49:13,319 --> 00:49:17,857 is my dad telling me that he never was accepted. 1016 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:22,280 He just wanted a family, man. That's why he created us. 1017 00:49:22,228 --> 00:49:25,131 But then, that's when the people he worked for 1018 00:49:25,331 --> 00:49:26,199 sent the ops through. 1019 00:49:26,399 --> 00:49:27,834 They took it from him. 1020 00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:33,473 I rescued my little baby brother and sister. 1021 00:49:33,673 --> 00:49:36,900 And since I was the oldest, I had to raise them. 1022 00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:39,346 [Bebop] He did a great job. We're very well-adjusted. 1023 00:49:40,714 --> 00:49:43,350 [Superfly] Anyway, we thought, these humans, 1024 00:49:43,550 --> 00:49:44,951 yeah, they murdered our dad, 1025 00:49:45,151 --> 00:49:48,488 but maybe they just ain't all bad, you know? 1026 00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:51,791 We went out. We hit the town. 1027 00:49:51,991 --> 00:49:53,827 And it didn't go well. 1028 00:49:54,270 --> 00:49:54,928 [screams] 1029 00:49:55,128 --> 00:49:57,864 [shouting] 1030 00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,532 [Superfly] Especially this one dude. 1031 00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:02,335 He wouldn't stop chasing us. He wanted to kill us! 1032 00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:04,337 Oh, my God. That's what happened to us. 1033 00:50:04,537 --> 00:50:07,730 That's why our dad made us live in the sewer our whole lives. 1034 00:50:07,273 --> 00:50:09,876 Not me. That sounds like a punk choice. 1035 00:50:10,430 --> 00:50:12,846 You know what I did? I beat that fool down! 1036 00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,682 I touched that chin, mollywhopped him. 1037 00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:18,118 Whop, whop to a inch of his life. Bop! 1038 00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:20,530 And then I knew what to do. 1039 00:50:20,253 --> 00:50:23,423 I decided to kill all the humans 1040 00:50:23,623 --> 00:50:25,558 and let the mutants rule the Earth. 1041 00:50:25,759 --> 00:50:27,394 That-- That's a take. 1042 00:50:27,594 --> 00:50:31,765 I inherited my dad's mind for science and I thought, 1043 00:50:31,965 --> 00:50:35,835 "What if I built a machine to enact my plan?" 1044 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,772 I've been stealing all the parts that I need, 1045 00:50:38,972 --> 00:50:41,141 and now I'm ready. 1046 00:50:41,341 --> 00:50:44,110 I'm gonna use a little of my blood 1047 00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:47,847 to create a weaponized version of the ooze. 1048 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,984 Then we gonna launch it into the atmosphere 1049 00:50:51,184 --> 00:50:54,587 and watch it vaporize. [buzzes] 1050 00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:55,722 Here's the kicker: 1051 00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,323 Every animal on Earth 1052 00:50:57,524 --> 00:50:59,559 will be transformed into a mutant. 1053 00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:03,563 Every fly, flea, tick, snake, fish and whale.[people screaming] 1054 00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:05,310 Everything! 1055 00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:08,100 And we become the dominant species on Earth. 1056 00:51:08,201 --> 00:51:12,500 That's bad. That's very bad... for me. 1057 00:51:13,506 --> 00:51:15,875 What happens to humans in this plan of yours? 1058 00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,610 [chuckles] Nothing good. 1059 00:51:17,811 --> 00:51:19,946 We wish there was another way to feel safe and happy, 1060 00:51:20,113 --> 00:51:22,515 but peoples, they got to go! 1061 00:51:22,716 --> 00:51:25,385 A bunch of them gonna be eaten, enslaved, 1062 00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:27,530 turned into fuel of some sort. 1063 00:51:27,253 --> 00:51:29,122 Maybe they'll become a form of entertainment... 1064 00:51:29,322 --> 00:51:30,457 [chuckles] ...you know what I mean? 1065 00:51:30,657 --> 00:51:32,192 You know how they used to have dog shows 1066 00:51:32,392 --> 00:51:33,793 and they had horse races? 1067 00:51:33,993 --> 00:51:38,640 Maybe we'll have redhead shows, fat booty boy races. 1068 00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:39,899 Baby tossing. Something like that. 1069 00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:41,167 I'll think of something stupid. 1070 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,403 Wow, that's-- that's even worse. 1071 00:51:43,603 --> 00:51:44,637 They should be pets. 1072 00:51:44,838 --> 00:51:46,906 Honestly, I'm open to all ideas. 1073 00:51:47,107 --> 00:51:48,441 You know what I mean? 1074 00:51:48,641 --> 00:51:50,877 Any crazy thing y'all think of, I want to do it. 1075 00:51:51,770 --> 00:51:52,312 You know what I mean? 1076 00:51:52,512 --> 00:51:54,280 Just pitch it as soon as possible, 1077 00:51:54,481 --> 00:51:57,317 'cause now that I got this, I can complete my device, 1078 00:51:57,517 --> 00:52:01,955 and acceptance will be ours. [buzzes] 1079 00:52:02,155 --> 00:52:04,900 Yeah!Yes! Great! 1080 00:52:04,290 --> 00:52:07,600 [Superfly] So wassup? You wanna roll with us? 1081 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:10,797 'Cause we can activate the machine tonight. 1082 00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,766 Yeah!Yay, Fillet! 1083 00:52:12,966 --> 00:52:15,201 Yeah, little dudes![April on radio] Hey, just checking in. 1084 00:52:15,402 --> 00:52:19,500 You stopping them now, or you gonna make me film you supplying an evil villain 1085 00:52:19,205 --> 00:52:21,808 with the last piece of his horrible puzzle? 1086 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,744 You're gonna stop him? You're gonna stop him. 1087 00:52:24,944 --> 00:52:27,414 Somebody cough so I know you're gonna stop him.[stammers] Working on it. 1088 00:52:27,614 --> 00:52:30,617 Yo, Superfly, so what if we're actually, like, 1089 00:52:30,817 --> 00:52:32,619 I don't know, I'm just getting silly here, 1090 00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:34,120 what if we're not into the plan? 1091 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,656 What if we don't like it? What would happen? 1092 00:52:36,856 --> 00:52:39,325 Just hypothetically speaking, obviously. 1093 00:52:39,526 --> 00:52:40,627 Well, that would mean 1094 00:52:41,628 --> 00:52:43,563 that I was wrong about you 1095 00:52:44,864 --> 00:52:47,767 and y'all not as cool as I thought you were. 1096 00:52:47,967 --> 00:52:49,502 And that right there 1097 00:52:49,703 --> 00:52:50,970 piss me off! 1098 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:52,138 [Leonardo] Whoa! Uh... 1099 00:52:52,339 --> 00:52:53,707 No, but we don't-- we don't-- 1100 00:52:53,907 --> 00:52:55,408 I'm about to go to a hundred on y'all. 1101 00:52:55,608 --> 00:52:58,411 No, Superfly, don't misunderstand me. 1102 00:52:58,611 --> 00:53:00,113 Remember? Cousin? Cuz? 1103 00:53:00,313 --> 00:53:02,248 No, don't "cuz" me right now, man.We were kidding. 1104 00:53:02,449 --> 00:53:04,784 [Superfly] Drop that. This ain't got nothing to do with that. 1105 00:53:04,984 --> 00:53:07,854 We're just joking around, because we are, in fact, very into your plan. 1106 00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:10,724 It's, like, great! I love the killing-people part. 1107 00:53:10,924 --> 00:53:12,158 Yeah, I'll cut around that. 1108 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,660 Guys, I got an idea. 1109 00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:15,729 So, uh, S-Fly, my man, 1110 00:53:15,929 --> 00:53:18,131 we'll drive the van with the storage unit, 1111 00:53:18,331 --> 00:53:19,599 and, uh, you lead the way. 1112 00:53:19,799 --> 00:53:21,000 Nice. Smooth. 1113 00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:23,436 Cool. But I drive fast, 1114 00:53:23,636 --> 00:53:25,238 and I don't want y'all to get lost, 1115 00:53:25,438 --> 00:53:27,340 so Mondo, Wingnut, Rock! 1116 00:53:28,641 --> 00:53:29,876 Ride with the tortoises. 1117 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,311 I drive! 1118 00:53:31,511 --> 00:53:34,147 You're-- You're good to drive?[laughs] 1119 00:53:34,347 --> 00:53:35,248 No. 1120 00:53:35,448 --> 00:53:37,170 [engine starts] 1121 00:53:45,925 --> 00:53:47,694 ["Mi Corazon A" playing] 1122 00:53:47,894 --> 00:53:50,630 [Wingnut] Spice Girls! Put 'em on![Mondo] You don't like Phish? 1123 00:53:50,263 --> 00:53:52,198 [Wingnut] What's Phish? Spice Girls! 1124 00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:55,468 Why are you looking at me? You think of something. 1125 00:53:55,668 --> 00:53:58,638 Hey, dudes, fun cruising with you, 1126 00:53:58,838 --> 00:54:00,707 but where are we going exactly? 1127 00:54:00,907 --> 00:54:03,877 Oh. See that building over there? That's not it. [laughs] 1128 00:54:04,770 --> 00:54:07,280 No, we're going to this super cool shipping graveyard over on Staten Island. 1129 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,748 It's the best borough, bro. 1130 00:54:08,948 --> 00:54:11,284 [Rocksteady] I love Staten Island! 1131 00:54:11,484 --> 00:54:13,753 Okay, it's go time. Attack these fools. 1132 00:54:13,953 --> 00:54:16,220 Not sure that's as easy as it sounds. 1133 00:54:16,222 --> 00:54:17,991 This dude is literally a rhinoceros, man. 1134 00:54:18,191 --> 00:54:20,160 [Mondo] How about something we can all sing along to? 1135 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,696 ["What's Up?" playing]If we jam the brakes, they'll fly out of the car. 1136 00:54:22,896 --> 00:54:24,931 There's no windshield.It's impossible. 1137 00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:27,901 We'd need a long and narrow device small enough to get under the seat 1138 00:54:28,101 --> 00:54:29,335 but strong enough to press the pedal. 1139 00:54:29,536 --> 00:54:30,770 You mean a stick? 1140 00:54:30,970 --> 00:54:32,872 [Mondo] I got it. 4 Non B's. 1141 00:54:33,730 --> 00:54:36,543 [Mondo, Wingnut, Rocksteady singing along] 1142 00:54:41,281 --> 00:54:43,116 How good is this? 1143 00:54:43,316 --> 00:54:44,451 Time of my life. 1144 00:54:44,651 --> 00:54:46,520 God, they're good. 1145 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,289 [singing continues] 1146 00:54:52,225 --> 00:54:53,493 [chuckles, garbles] 1147 00:54:54,994 --> 00:54:56,596 [tires screech][all scream] 1148 00:54:56,763 --> 00:55:00,330 [distorted] What's going on? 1149 00:55:00,233 --> 00:55:02,902 Sorry. 1150 00:55:03,103 --> 00:55:04,170 [grunts] 1151 00:55:05,939 --> 00:55:07,107 [tires screech] 1152 00:55:07,307 --> 00:55:08,608 What the-- 1153 00:55:10,243 --> 00:55:12,212 Y'all better hurry. 1154 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:14,180 You hurt Rock, I hurt you. 1155 00:55:15,215 --> 00:55:16,783 [song resumes] 1156 00:55:22,655 --> 00:55:24,257 [device beeping] 1157 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:35,350 Don't worry, guys. I got this. 1158 00:55:35,235 --> 00:55:36,336 [turtles scream][garbles] 1159 00:55:36,536 --> 00:55:39,873 I don't got this. I don't got this! 1160 00:55:40,730 --> 00:55:41,708 [Bebop] You're dead, tortoises! 1161 00:55:43,743 --> 00:55:45,278 [shouting] 1162 00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:48,848 Oh, yeah! 1163 00:55:51,510 --> 00:55:53,319 You can't stop me! It's a monster truck, dummies! 1164 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,454 Get them, Mondo! 1165 00:55:54,654 --> 00:55:55,822 Donnie![all shout] 1166 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:57,590 [Bebop] Watch where you're driving! 1167 00:55:57,791 --> 00:56:00,827 Yo, dudes, you launched me out of the front of that van. 1168 00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:02,280 That is not cool! 1169 00:56:02,228 --> 00:56:03,730 I'm so sorry. We had to. 1170 00:56:03,930 --> 00:56:06,166 You know what? I don't accept that apology! 1171 00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:07,734 Yeah, I'm not sorry at all, 1172 00:56:07,934 --> 00:56:09,602 I'm not gonna lie.[shouts, whimpers] 1173 00:56:09,803 --> 00:56:10,704 Boom! 1174 00:56:10,904 --> 00:56:11,871 [chuckles] 1175 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:13,707 [song continues] 1176 00:56:17,644 --> 00:56:19,746 I'm back, you green punks. 1177 00:56:19,946 --> 00:56:21,448 Stop it, you bloody hooligans 1178 00:56:21,648 --> 00:56:23,149 or I'll bite your bloody heads off! 1179 00:56:23,350 --> 00:56:25,850 [grunts][shouts] 1180 00:56:33,326 --> 00:56:34,728 Superfly's almost here, 1181 00:56:34,928 --> 00:56:37,197 and he's not going to be as nice about this. 1182 00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:38,465 You're not being nice! 1183 00:56:38,665 --> 00:56:40,100 He'll be less nice. 1184 00:56:43,970 --> 00:56:45,380 Oh! 1185 00:56:45,238 --> 00:56:46,206 [turtles grunt] 1186 00:56:47,841 --> 00:56:50,760 It's now or never, dudes. Give us the device. 1187 00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:51,478 [song ends] 1188 00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:55,815 ♪ 6 'N the mornin' Police at my door ♪ 1189 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,884 Come on![Raphael grunts, groans] 1190 00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,919 [grunts, strains] 1191 00:57:03,456 --> 00:57:04,557 My chucks!Guys? 1192 00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:09,629 No! He used my stick against me! 1193 00:57:09,829 --> 00:57:11,331 Now he's mollywhopping me! 1194 00:57:11,531 --> 00:57:13,330 [tires screeching] 1195 00:57:15,335 --> 00:57:16,970 Man, I almost thought y'all was cool. 1196 00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:18,805 See you in hell, turtles! 1197 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:19,973 Quick, grab it! 1198 00:57:20,173 --> 00:57:21,474 [Leonardo strains] 1199 00:57:22,275 --> 00:57:23,276 [Donatello exclaims] 1200 00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:25,445 I'm getting ripped in two! 1201 00:57:26,579 --> 00:57:28,715 Goochie goochie goo. 1202 00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:40,860 Oh, no! 1203 00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:42,562 [turtles scream] 1204 00:57:42,762 --> 00:57:45,932 [metal clanking, glass shattering] 1205 00:57:46,132 --> 00:57:50,300 [turtles grunt, groan] 1206 00:57:50,203 --> 00:57:51,604 [device beeps] 1207 00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:00,814 [leader] Go, go, go! 1208 00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,160 Surround them! Make a perimeter. 1209 00:58:08,455 --> 00:58:10,724 April! Help! 1210 00:58:13,526 --> 00:58:15,695 Say good night, freak. 1211 00:58:21,267 --> 00:58:22,869 [Leonardo groans] 1212 00:58:23,690 --> 00:58:25,372 What? What's happening? 1213 00:58:27,474 --> 00:58:29,476 Hey, let us out! Come on! 1214 00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:31,878 [Cynthia] Why, hello, turtles. 1215 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,214 I've been looking for you 1216 00:58:34,414 --> 00:58:37,684 for a long, long time. 1217 00:58:37,884 --> 00:58:39,753 Look, lady, I don't know what you want from us 1218 00:58:39,953 --> 00:58:42,722 or why you talk so scary, but we shouldn't be in here. 1219 00:58:42,922 --> 00:58:44,557 There's a fly monster! 1220 00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:45,625 [exclaims][electricity buzzing] 1221 00:58:45,825 --> 00:58:47,560 I will do the talking. 1222 00:58:48,561 --> 00:58:51,498 I am Cynthia Utrom, 1223 00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:54,367 and you are my property. 1224 00:58:54,567 --> 00:58:55,935 What?[turtles exclaim] 1225 00:58:56,136 --> 00:58:57,203 Hey! 1226 00:58:57,404 --> 00:58:58,471 Stop! 1227 00:58:58,672 --> 00:59:00,373 Enough. 1228 00:59:00,573 --> 00:59:04,711 I will use you to create a stable mutagen. 1229 00:59:04,911 --> 00:59:07,247 And with that, I will create 1230 00:59:07,447 --> 00:59:10,583 an army of super soldiers. 1231 00:59:10,784 --> 00:59:13,720 Dolphin men to plant bombs on submarines. 1232 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,257 Eagle men to fight enemy jets. 1233 00:59:17,457 --> 00:59:21,828 Snake men to slither behind enemy lines. 1234 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,640 The glory of it all 1235 00:59:24,264 --> 00:59:27,333 nearly brings me to tears. 1236 00:59:27,534 --> 00:59:29,836 What does this have to do with us?What do you want from us? 1237 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,773 What I want is your blood. 1238 00:59:33,973 --> 00:59:36,743 And there's only one way to get it. 1239 00:59:36,943 --> 00:59:37,944 Oh, no! 1240 00:59:38,144 --> 00:59:39,979 I can't believe it.She's gonna... 1241 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:42,349 Hook them up to the milking machine! 1242 00:59:42,549 --> 00:59:43,483 [turtles exclaim] 1243 00:59:43,683 --> 00:59:45,485 She's gonna milk us! 1244 00:59:47,554 --> 00:59:50,190 [Ray Fillet singing "What's Up?"] 1245 01:00:04,671 --> 01:00:07,700 Ray Fillet, man, shut your mouth! 1246 01:00:07,207 --> 01:00:10,410 If I want to be sad, I'll go listen to some damn John Legend. 1247 01:00:10,610 --> 01:00:11,945 Sorry, sir.Sorry, bro. 1248 01:00:12,145 --> 01:00:14,581 Remember, this is a happy day, 1249 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:20,860 because we're gonna kill every human on this big, ol' ugly Earth! 1250 01:00:20,286 --> 01:00:21,921 So smile, Mondo! 1251 01:00:22,922 --> 01:00:25,125 [blowtorch zapping] 1252 01:00:25,325 --> 01:00:26,659 ["Mr. Lonely" playing] 1253 01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:41,775 [grate clatters] 1254 01:00:41,975 --> 01:00:44,344 Boys! You come home? You forgive me? 1255 01:00:44,544 --> 01:00:45,612 My surprise party worked? 1256 01:00:45,812 --> 01:00:46,813 [gasps][song ends] 1257 01:00:47,781 --> 01:00:49,449 Get back! I'll bite you! 1258 01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:54,254 Hey, Mr. Rat Man. I'm April. 1259 01:00:54,454 --> 01:00:55,855 I come in peace. 1260 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,757 I'm friends with your sons. 1261 01:00:57,957 --> 01:01:00,360 And right now, they're in trouble. 1262 01:01:04,964 --> 01:01:06,733 [Michelangelo wailing] 1263 01:01:11,404 --> 01:01:12,405 No, no, no! 1264 01:01:12,605 --> 01:01:13,973 Stop it! 1265 01:01:14,174 --> 01:01:16,443 [wailing continues][Raphael groans] 1266 01:01:17,711 --> 01:01:19,279 That looks bad.Does it hurt? 1267 01:01:19,479 --> 01:01:21,514 Of course it hurts! She's milking me! 1268 01:01:21,715 --> 01:01:24,484 Try to think of something pleasant to take your mind off the pain. 1269 01:01:24,684 --> 01:01:26,586 Yeah, think of pizza, Mikey! 1270 01:01:26,786 --> 01:01:29,556 No, pizza's made of cheese, and cheese is made of milk, 1271 01:01:29,756 --> 01:01:30,924 and I'm being milked! 1272 01:01:31,124 --> 01:01:33,590 It's infiltrated my every thought! 1273 01:01:33,259 --> 01:01:34,661 [sobbing] 1274 01:01:34,861 --> 01:01:37,263 I'm so sorry, Mikey. 1275 01:01:37,997 --> 01:01:39,320 Continue milking them 1276 01:01:39,232 --> 01:01:41,670 until we have the required amount. 1277 01:01:41,267 --> 01:01:43,336 [turtles groan] 1278 01:01:43,536 --> 01:01:44,771 [door dings] 1279 01:01:45,472 --> 01:01:46,973 [wails] 1280 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:50,944 [grunts, sighs] 1281 01:01:51,144 --> 01:01:54,180 This is it, guys. We're gonna die getting milked to death in a lab. 1282 01:01:54,381 --> 01:01:56,883 I can't believe April just left us. 1283 01:01:57,830 --> 01:01:58,618 Maybe she was just using us. 1284 01:01:58,818 --> 01:02:01,554 Well, she ended up getting a great story: 1285 01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:04,324 "Turtle Boys Give Supervillain Last Part of His Evil Machine." 1286 01:02:04,524 --> 01:02:06,192 That's actually a pretty good title. 1287 01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:07,927 Yeah, very clickbait-y.I'd definitely give that a read. 1288 01:02:08,128 --> 01:02:10,497 Oh, I have so many regrets. 1289 01:02:10,697 --> 01:02:13,660 I wish I could've tried frozen yogurt. 1290 01:02:13,266 --> 01:02:15,635 You could have!I know. And I blew it! 1291 01:02:15,835 --> 01:02:17,637 I wish I could see BTS IRL. 1292 01:02:17,837 --> 01:02:19,339 We could...I guess we could sing. 1293 01:02:19,539 --> 01:02:21,574 We could do some of the songs for you.Yeah, I'm down. 1294 01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,343 Really? That would be great. 1295 01:02:23,543 --> 01:02:25,780 [singing "Butter"] 1296 01:02:25,278 --> 01:02:26,146 Come on, guys. 1297 01:02:26,346 --> 01:02:31,217 [turtles singing "Butter"] 1298 01:02:31,418 --> 01:02:33,530 You guys don't even know the words. 1299 01:02:33,253 --> 01:02:34,421 [alarm blaring] 1300 01:02:34,621 --> 01:02:36,890 What is happening?Got a breach. 1301 01:02:36,289 --> 01:02:37,957 Why did the milking stop? 1302 01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:41,361 Moving Miss Utrom to a secure location.Someone's here. 1303 01:02:41,561 --> 01:02:43,463 [guards breathing heavily] 1304 01:02:44,197 --> 01:02:45,198 [bell dings] 1305 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:48,768 Huh?Huh? 1306 01:02:49,669 --> 01:02:51,705 [grunts, breathes shakily] 1307 01:02:51,905 --> 01:02:53,673 Boys![turtles] Dad! 1308 01:02:53,873 --> 01:02:55,809 Stay back, everyone! Stay back! 1309 01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:58,578 I just here for my boys, who lied to me. 1310 01:02:58,778 --> 01:03:00,513 They are in so much trouble right now. 1311 01:03:00,714 --> 01:03:02,382 Is that so, Ratatouille? 1312 01:03:02,582 --> 01:03:04,951 Grab another machine and hook him up like the others. 1313 01:03:05,151 --> 01:03:07,187 Don't call me Ratatouille. 1314 01:03:07,387 --> 01:03:08,822 [snickers] 1315 01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:12,492 [grunting] 1316 01:03:19,432 --> 01:03:20,934 [exhales sharply, scoffs] 1317 01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:22,335 [cheering] 1318 01:03:22,535 --> 01:03:24,337 [guards mumbling] 1319 01:03:24,537 --> 01:03:25,672 Go, go, go! 1320 01:03:26,706 --> 01:03:27,774 [gasps] 1321 01:03:27,974 --> 01:03:29,209 [Michelangelo] Kick his butt, Dad! 1322 01:03:29,409 --> 01:03:30,877 [guard] Where you gonna run to, rat? 1323 01:03:31,770 --> 01:03:32,450 [breathing heavily] 1324 01:03:33,513 --> 01:03:34,714 [grunting] 1325 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:42,622 [sighs] 1326 01:03:42,822 --> 01:03:44,457 [bell dings][guard] Take him down! 1327 01:03:44,657 --> 01:03:45,725 [guards grunting] 1328 01:03:46,893 --> 01:03:48,661 [grunting] 1329 01:03:49,562 --> 01:03:50,764 [guard] Tase him! 1330 01:04:00,707 --> 01:04:01,574 [groans] 1331 01:04:02,409 --> 01:04:03,410 [gunfire] 1332 01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:05,879 He's too fast! 1333 01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:12,185 [gasping, seething] 1334 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:19,359 [exhales sharply] 1335 01:04:19,559 --> 01:04:20,760 Bravo!Dad! 1336 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:22,762 [grunting] 1337 01:04:25,265 --> 01:04:26,599 [grunts][door dings] 1338 01:04:40,347 --> 01:04:41,648 [David Seeger, echoing] I'm a ninja! 1339 01:04:41,848 --> 01:04:44,840 [grunts][scoffs] 1340 01:04:45,285 --> 01:04:46,353 [all] Dad! 1341 01:04:46,553 --> 01:04:48,355 Boys, are you okay?[turtles] Yes! 1342 01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:50,623 [Leonardo] We're more than okay.Yeah, we're good. 1343 01:04:50,824 --> 01:04:52,125 How did you find us?[grate clatters] 1344 01:04:52,325 --> 01:04:53,593 [breathing heavily] 1345 01:04:53,793 --> 01:04:55,729 I'd be a pretty big piece of crap 1346 01:04:55,929 --> 01:04:58,498 if I didn't at least try to get your dad to come help you. 1347 01:04:58,698 --> 01:05:00,500 April!Oh, my God, you came back? 1348 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,569 [Donatello] I did not see that coming. 1349 01:05:02,769 --> 01:05:05,505 This human told me you lied to me. 1350 01:05:05,705 --> 01:05:07,874 What happened? What have you been doing? 1351 01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:09,943 Aw, nothing.[overlapping chatter] 1352 01:05:10,143 --> 01:05:11,945 Wait a minute. What is this machine? 1353 01:05:12,145 --> 01:05:14,114 Nothing. It's nothing.This machine? 1354 01:05:14,314 --> 01:05:16,316 Does that say "milking machine"? 1355 01:05:16,516 --> 01:05:17,684 No, no, no.[overlapping chatter] 1356 01:05:17,884 --> 01:05:19,586 It's the opposite of that. 1357 01:05:19,786 --> 01:05:21,540 It's a milking machine. 1358 01:05:21,254 --> 01:05:22,589 See? I told you! They milk you! 1359 01:05:22,789 --> 01:05:24,257 Now I actually might puke. 1360 01:05:24,457 --> 01:05:27,127 Boys, you left the sewer and got milked. 1361 01:05:27,327 --> 01:05:30,163 You helped some evil fly man create a machine 1362 01:05:30,363 --> 01:05:32,650 that is gonna destroy the world 1363 01:05:32,265 --> 01:05:34,868 and kill the only good human, April! 1364 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,337 So, we're going to clean up your mess, 1365 01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:40,674 then go home and stay there forever, okay? 1366 01:05:40,874 --> 01:05:42,442 What about April's story? 1367 01:05:42,642 --> 01:05:43,910 Forget the story! 1368 01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:46,346 April, go home. It's over, okay? 1369 01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,882 [mumbling] 1370 01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:52,318 There's only one way for you to be safe and happy, 1371 01:05:52,519 --> 01:05:54,200 and that's listen to me. 1372 01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:55,388 Let's go. 1373 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,295 Sorry we couldn't help you get prom uncanceled. 1374 01:06:02,495 --> 01:06:04,197 Nah, it's all right. 1375 01:06:04,397 --> 01:06:06,466 Seeing you guys make so many mistakes 1376 01:06:06,666 --> 01:06:08,601 just to get people to like you made me realize 1377 01:06:08,802 --> 01:06:12,505 I was definitely doing this for the wrong reason. 1378 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:19,279 [sighs] 1379 01:06:23,149 --> 01:06:24,751 Oh, perfect. 1380 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,422 [guard] Backup arriving now. Sealing off the entrance. 1381 01:06:43,690 --> 01:06:45,238 Maybe they decided to just give up 1382 01:06:45,438 --> 01:06:46,706 and go bowling again? 1383 01:06:46,906 --> 01:06:48,875 [Superfly] Nah, fam, nah. 1384 01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:50,710 We just one step ahead of y'all. 1385 01:06:51,745 --> 01:06:53,246 Scram!Betrayers! 1386 01:06:53,446 --> 01:06:55,615 [Genghis Frog] You're the ones that instigated this! 1387 01:06:56,483 --> 01:06:57,951 What's up, bros? 1388 01:06:58,151 --> 01:06:59,486 [Leonardo] Stay back.[Donatello] Back up! 1389 01:06:59,686 --> 01:07:01,554 I don't want to fight another mutant, but I will. 1390 01:07:01,755 --> 01:07:03,823 Y'all just won't quit, huh? 1391 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,693 What is it about these stinking humans 1392 01:07:06,893 --> 01:07:08,495 that you love so much? 1393 01:07:08,695 --> 01:07:10,830 Humans are complicated creatures. 1394 01:07:11,310 --> 01:07:12,966 They're good, like April, 1395 01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,934 and bad, like that lady who milked us. 1396 01:07:15,135 --> 01:07:16,102 Sorry, did what now? 1397 01:07:16,302 --> 01:07:18,371 As much as I don't like them-- 1398 01:07:18,571 --> 01:07:20,674 and trust me, I do not like them-- 1399 01:07:20,874 --> 01:07:23,810 if we kill them, we are no better than they are. 1400 01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:25,945 I refuse to accept that you all are cool 1401 01:07:26,146 --> 01:07:27,580 with brutally killing all of them. 1402 01:07:27,781 --> 01:07:30,830 You just can't be! You're awesome. 1403 01:07:30,283 --> 01:07:32,285 You're fun. We... vibed. 1404 01:07:32,485 --> 01:07:35,555 You're not killers. I mean, come on, look at you. 1405 01:07:35,755 --> 01:07:38,124 But it's the only way we'll be accepted. 1406 01:07:38,324 --> 01:07:40,593 No!We accept you. 1407 01:07:40,794 --> 01:07:42,429 You could come live with us. We accept you. 1408 01:07:42,629 --> 01:07:44,164 Yes, plenty of room. 1409 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,399 I kind of don't want to murder everyone on Earth. 1410 01:07:46,599 --> 01:07:47,934 I just kind of want to sing. 1411 01:07:48,134 --> 01:07:49,436 ♪ Ray Fillet ♪ 1412 01:07:49,636 --> 01:07:51,104 It's a good point. 1413 01:07:51,304 --> 01:07:53,707 I'd rather not murder tons of people, 'cause, like, 1414 01:07:53,907 --> 01:07:55,475 what if I'm haunted by the faces 1415 01:07:55,675 --> 01:07:56,910 of my victims in my sleep? 1416 01:07:57,110 --> 01:07:59,346 Of course.Murder is a heavy burden. 1417 01:07:59,546 --> 01:08:02,716 Bro, you'll really let us live with you? 1418 01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:05,151 Of course, bro!Brah! 1419 01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:06,720 Broski!Bro! 1420 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,289 Brosanne!Abracada-brah! 1421 01:08:09,489 --> 01:08:11,124 What the hell y'all doing? 1422 01:08:11,324 --> 01:08:14,194 Man, stop this kumbaya, I-love-each-other stuff. 1423 01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:15,662 Kill them fools! 1424 01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:18,465 Uh... 1425 01:08:18,665 --> 01:08:20,834 No. We don't want to do this. 1426 01:08:21,340 --> 01:08:23,503 And really, I don't think we ever did. 1427 01:08:23,703 --> 01:08:25,739 We just didn't know there was any other alternative. 1428 01:08:25,939 --> 01:08:28,800 But now that we met these dudes, 1429 01:08:28,208 --> 01:08:29,642 we see that there is. 1430 01:08:29,843 --> 01:08:32,780 So let's just stop and vibe. 1431 01:08:32,278 --> 01:08:34,447 [Wingnut] Gimme a "V!" V... V... A vibe. 1432 01:08:34,647 --> 01:08:36,816 Nah, man, I don't vibe, all right? 1433 01:08:37,170 --> 01:08:39,185 And you don't either. Now get in line! 1434 01:08:39,386 --> 01:08:41,721 Seriously, Supe.Turn off the machine. 1435 01:08:42,756 --> 01:08:44,570 My own family. 1436 01:08:44,257 --> 01:08:45,458 Turned against me 1437 01:08:45,658 --> 01:08:48,361 after everything that I've done for y'all. 1438 01:08:48,561 --> 01:08:49,662 Bottom line, 1439 01:08:49,863 --> 01:08:51,731 if you want to stop this machine, 1440 01:08:51,931 --> 01:08:53,533 you got to go through me. 1441 01:08:53,733 --> 01:08:55,135 [machine beeping] 1442 01:08:56,569 --> 01:08:58,571 [machine whirring] 1443 01:09:09,282 --> 01:09:10,650 This guy's making me angry. 1444 01:09:10,850 --> 01:09:12,585 This guy's been making me angry my whole life. 1445 01:09:12,786 --> 01:09:15,121 My gosh, he's the reason we're angry! 1446 01:09:15,321 --> 01:09:18,725 We gonna do something about it?[roars] 1447 01:09:19,492 --> 01:09:20,660 [growls, grunts] 1448 01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:21,995 Get him! Beat him up! 1449 01:09:22,195 --> 01:09:23,630 Mess him up!Get him, Rock! 1450 01:09:25,198 --> 01:09:26,199 [snickers] 1451 01:09:29,202 --> 01:09:30,103 Bro! 1452 01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:31,404 Rock, no! 1453 01:09:31,604 --> 01:09:33,740 You're trash!Come on! 1454 01:09:34,774 --> 01:09:36,643 Oink, oink, punk!My nose ring! 1455 01:09:36,843 --> 01:09:37,844 [exclaims] 1456 01:09:39,913 --> 01:09:41,114 Oh, the machine! 1457 01:09:41,314 --> 01:09:43,160 This is our chance! Come on! 1458 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:45,518 So small! 1459 01:09:47,870 --> 01:09:49,356 [Wingnut shouts][Superfly grunts, exclaims] 1460 01:09:50,657 --> 01:09:52,392 Watch out! Get off me! 1461 01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:54,994 Oh, no! Funky breath! 1462 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:56,363 Flying kick! 1463 01:09:57,630 --> 01:09:58,732 Ray Fillet! 1464 01:09:58,932 --> 01:10:00,700 [exclaims] 1465 01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:03,360 We gotta break it. Just throw it against the wall or something. 1466 01:10:03,236 --> 01:10:05,372 Rip it up! [grunting] 1467 01:10:05,572 --> 01:10:06,840 [alert beeping] 1468 01:10:07,841 --> 01:10:11,211 Surprise! Why you socking yourself? 1469 01:10:11,811 --> 01:10:13,146 [groans] 1470 01:10:13,346 --> 01:10:15,181 [Wingnut] Am I actually helping anyone? 1471 01:10:15,382 --> 01:10:16,449 [alert beeping] 1472 01:10:16,649 --> 01:10:19,119 [groans] You might as well give up. 1473 01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:23,590 Watch out! 1474 01:10:23,790 --> 01:10:24,924 [grunting] 1475 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:26,159 ♪ Ray Fillet ♪[grunts] 1476 01:10:26,726 --> 01:10:28,461 Ray... Fillet. 1477 01:10:28,661 --> 01:10:31,131 ♪ They smile in your face ♪ 1478 01:10:31,331 --> 01:10:33,967 ♪ All the time they want To take your place! ♪ 1479 01:10:35,301 --> 01:10:36,870 [turtles growl] 1480 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:38,304 [Superfly groaning] 1481 01:10:40,730 --> 01:10:41,241 [Bebop] We got him! Got him! 1482 01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:47,470 What's going on? Why y'all doing this? 1483 01:10:47,247 --> 01:10:51,151 [groans] There's only one way for you to feel safe and happy. 1484 01:10:51,351 --> 01:10:53,586 [echoing] And that's if you listen to me! 1485 01:10:56,823 --> 01:10:58,992 Rat man! Come on! Help me out! 1486 01:10:59,192 --> 01:11:01,610 We're basically the same. 1487 01:11:01,261 --> 01:11:02,595 We both hate humans. 1488 01:11:02,796 --> 01:11:05,799 I'm just not a punk about it like you! 1489 01:11:05,999 --> 01:11:07,600 Don't you say that! 1490 01:11:07,801 --> 01:11:10,403 [Splinter shouts][mutants exclaim] 1491 01:11:11,204 --> 01:11:13,273 [exclaims, shuddering] 1492 01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:19,312 [metal groaning] 1493 01:11:19,512 --> 01:11:21,214 [clanking] 1494 01:11:22,882 --> 01:11:24,551 [crashing] 1495 01:11:29,489 --> 01:11:31,624 Geez, Dad, you really went buck wild there. 1496 01:11:32,359 --> 01:11:33,927 Uh... did we stop it? 1497 01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:35,128 I think so. 1498 01:11:35,328 --> 01:11:37,230 [bubbling] 1499 01:11:38,898 --> 01:11:41,568 Hey, when the machine that turns a bunch of animals into mutants 1500 01:11:41,768 --> 01:11:43,360 goes off underwater, 1501 01:11:43,236 --> 01:11:45,672 um, and then there's animals in the water, 1502 01:11:45,872 --> 01:11:47,841 um, like, what do you think that does? 1503 01:11:48,410 --> 01:11:51,440 [roaring] 1504 01:11:51,244 --> 01:11:53,130 [turtles exclaiming]What the-- 1505 01:11:56,683 --> 01:11:58,318 [seagulls squawking] 1506 01:12:09,396 --> 01:12:11,564 [roars] 1507 01:12:12,899 --> 01:12:14,734 [snarls] 1508 01:12:21,107 --> 01:12:22,375 [Leonardo] It'll crawl on the shore. 1509 01:12:22,575 --> 01:12:23,843 [Donatello] It's just a whale. 1510 01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:25,111 [Leonardo] It's pretty slow, guys. 1511 01:12:25,311 --> 01:12:26,946 That's not so bad. 1512 01:12:29,549 --> 01:12:31,840 Oh, my God, that's bad. 1513 01:12:31,284 --> 01:12:32,986 [Mondo] Oh, man, that got way worse. 1514 01:12:34,487 --> 01:12:36,423 [shrieking] 1515 01:12:37,924 --> 01:12:40,994 [roaring] 1516 01:12:41,194 --> 01:12:46,320 Aw, hell, yeah! Look at me! Look at me! 1517 01:12:46,232 --> 01:12:47,467 This is amazing! 1518 01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:51,400 I ain't just Superfly, I'm Super Duper Fly. 1519 01:12:51,204 --> 01:12:54,400 You know, I mean Missy Elliott Super Duper Fly! 1520 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:55,608 I'm on some Godzilla-- 1521 01:12:55,809 --> 01:12:56,910 What the hell? 1522 01:12:57,110 --> 01:12:59,279 Is that a whale tail? 1523 01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:00,447 Aw! 1524 01:13:00,647 --> 01:13:01,848 I got a claw. 1525 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:04,551 I got a whale body, a giraffe forehead. 1526 01:13:04,751 --> 01:13:07,354 Look at my feets! They're made of horses. 1527 01:13:07,554 --> 01:13:10,156 I'm about to have a ball with this! [chuckles] 1528 01:13:10,357 --> 01:13:12,192 Thank you, turtles! 1529 01:13:12,392 --> 01:13:14,194 Thank you, you little tortoises. 1530 01:13:14,394 --> 01:13:15,795 New York... 1531 01:13:16,396 --> 01:13:17,731 here I come. 1532 01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:29,900 All right! Well, we gave it a shot. 1533 01:13:29,209 --> 01:13:31,378 Back to the sewer. I got pizza tonight for dinner and-- 1534 01:13:31,578 --> 01:13:33,179 Really?We can't stop that thing. 1535 01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:35,315 We couldn't stop him before he became that thing. 1536 01:13:35,515 --> 01:13:36,883 So we just go home? 1537 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:38,485 I bet the army will be here soon. 1538 01:13:38,685 --> 01:13:40,200 According to every Godzilla movie, 1539 01:13:40,220 --> 01:13:41,955 they'll eventually get here. 1540 01:13:42,155 --> 01:13:45,658 [Wingnut] So, you guys got a good Wi-Fi situation down there? 1541 01:13:45,859 --> 01:13:47,627 Are you fully able to stream? 1542 01:13:47,827 --> 01:13:48,695 No! 1543 01:13:48,895 --> 01:13:50,330 Oh! Okay, no streaming. 1544 01:13:50,530 --> 01:13:51,631 Not that! 1545 01:13:52,565 --> 01:13:54,200 Boys, I messed up. 1546 01:13:55,135 --> 01:13:57,504 I don't want to be like Superfly. 1547 01:13:57,704 --> 01:14:01,841 I love you boys. I want you to be happy. 1548 01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:04,477 Even though I don't like humans, 1549 01:14:04,678 --> 01:14:06,546 I want them to like you, 1550 01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:09,215 because you want them to like you. 1551 01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:11,184 So we are gonna get that monster. 1552 01:14:11,384 --> 01:14:12,552 We're gonna take him down. 1553 01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:13,953 We're gonna film it. 1554 01:14:14,154 --> 01:14:15,655 We are gonna show it to the world. 1555 01:14:15,855 --> 01:14:18,425 And the world will love you and accept you! 1556 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:22,228 And the world will chant, "Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!" [pants] 1557 01:14:22,429 --> 01:14:23,663 Oh, man. 1558 01:14:23,863 --> 01:14:25,799 I am feeling great after that speech, right? 1559 01:14:25,999 --> 01:14:28,268 It was rousing. I'm fully roused. 1560 01:14:28,468 --> 01:14:30,370 But a little bit of a buzzkill here: 1561 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:32,706 [both] How do we do that?[cell phone buzzes] 1562 01:14:32,906 --> 01:14:34,841 Hello?[April] Hey. What am I looking at? 1563 01:14:35,410 --> 01:14:37,977 What happened to the whole "stop Superfly" thing? 1564 01:14:38,178 --> 01:14:39,713 Are we not doing that, or what's up? 1565 01:14:39,913 --> 01:14:42,115 So much has changed since we last spoke. 1566 01:14:42,315 --> 01:14:43,316 [April] Yeah, obviously. 1567 01:14:43,516 --> 01:14:44,884 It's a lot to catch up on, okay? 1568 01:14:45,850 --> 01:14:46,853 But first, do you maybe know any ways 1569 01:14:47,530 --> 01:14:48,521 we might be able to stop that thing? 1570 01:14:48,722 --> 01:14:49,956 [grunts] 1571 01:14:50,156 --> 01:14:53,993 Well, I actually might have something. 1572 01:14:54,194 --> 01:14:56,596 Meet me at the leg of the thing we're all looking at. 1573 01:14:56,796 --> 01:14:57,564 Right? Cool. 1574 01:14:57,764 --> 01:14:59,666 [engine rumbling, revs] 1575 01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:05,872 Let's go![cheering] 1576 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:08,800 ["Ante Up" playing] 1577 01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:14,981 [laughs] 1578 01:15:18,585 --> 01:15:20,186 [Bebop] We're dangling, baby! 1579 01:15:20,387 --> 01:15:22,589 Yep, this is not triumphant at all. 1580 01:15:22,789 --> 01:15:23,823 [Scumbug garbles] 1581 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:25,580 Agh, it hit my lip! 1582 01:15:25,258 --> 01:15:26,860 [song continues] 1583 01:15:41,975 --> 01:15:44,444 New York, New York![song ends] 1584 01:15:44,644 --> 01:15:46,479 I'm here, baby! 1585 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,481 Y'all thought it was gonna be Godzilla? 1586 01:15:48,682 --> 01:15:50,216 Nah![exhales sharply] 1587 01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:54,200 Okay, let's go. Eye of the tiger. You got this, Raph. 1588 01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:55,622 Close one eye. I heard that helps. 1589 01:15:55,822 --> 01:15:56,723 Shut up. 1590 01:15:56,923 --> 01:15:58,625 [all chattering] 1591 01:15:58,825 --> 01:16:00,393 Don't screw this up. 1592 01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:08,902 [whinnies] 1593 01:16:09,102 --> 01:16:10,970 What the hell? 1594 01:16:11,171 --> 01:16:12,839 [Donatello] We did it. We actually did it. 1595 01:16:13,390 --> 01:16:13,940 I think I got it. 1596 01:16:14,140 --> 01:16:15,475 [shouts, gurgles] 1597 01:16:15,675 --> 01:16:17,770 We're good, right? 1598 01:16:18,645 --> 01:16:20,113 [horse whinnies] 1599 01:16:20,313 --> 01:16:22,949 That's it? One little horse? I don't need that horse. 1600 01:16:23,149 --> 01:16:24,918 You're clearly not shooting him. 1601 01:16:25,118 --> 01:16:27,530 It looks like y'all want to die now. 1602 01:16:27,253 --> 01:16:29,289 [crowd clamoring] 1603 01:16:35,495 --> 01:16:37,230 [groaning] 1604 01:16:37,430 --> 01:16:38,798 [high-pitched ringing] 1605 01:16:38,998 --> 01:16:40,567 [Wingnut, muffled] This isn't going good. 1606 01:16:40,767 --> 01:16:42,702 What did the claw say to the face? 1607 01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:44,700 "Smack!"[Wingnut shrieks] 1608 01:16:44,804 --> 01:16:46,973 Rocksteady! Buddy! 1609 01:16:47,173 --> 01:16:48,274 [ringing continues] 1610 01:16:48,475 --> 01:16:49,642 Mondo! 1611 01:16:50,944 --> 01:16:52,212 [exclaims] 1612 01:16:52,412 --> 01:16:55,648 It's okay. It grows back. See? 1613 01:16:55,849 --> 01:16:59,119 [Donatello, echoes] Mikey! Mikey! 1614 01:17:00,253 --> 01:17:01,454 [Michelangelo] Donnie! 1615 01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:04,524 Thanks, bro. 1616 01:17:04,724 --> 01:17:05,925 Where are the others?I don't know! 1617 01:17:06,126 --> 01:17:08,294 [stammering] Where's Dad? Where's April? 1618 01:17:10,330 --> 01:17:11,531 [shouts] 1619 01:17:11,731 --> 01:17:13,166 He's gonna run out of cars eventually. 1620 01:17:15,235 --> 01:17:16,360 Oh, come on! 1621 01:17:16,236 --> 01:17:17,404 [turtles breathing heavily] 1622 01:17:17,604 --> 01:17:19,673 You like these rides right here? [grunts] 1623 01:17:20,674 --> 01:17:21,875 Oh, the Mercedes E Class, no! 1624 01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:23,576 [Raphael] That one's a Prius. It's okay. 1625 01:17:23,777 --> 01:17:25,445 [exclaims] A Tesla! Somebody's mad about that. 1626 01:17:26,813 --> 01:17:28,281 [all panting] 1627 01:17:29,783 --> 01:17:31,170 I think we lost him. 1628 01:17:31,718 --> 01:17:34,254 [turtles screaming] 1629 01:17:39,859 --> 01:17:41,728 [turtles groaning]Ouch. 1630 01:17:42,295 --> 01:17:44,197 [exclaims] 1631 01:17:44,397 --> 01:17:46,700 Hit that from the back. 1632 01:17:47,834 --> 01:17:49,469 [turtles groaning, coughing] 1633 01:17:49,669 --> 01:17:51,400 You good, guys? 1634 01:17:52,572 --> 01:17:54,708 [reporter] Monstrous mutants are rampaging...Oh, no. 1635 01:17:54,908 --> 01:17:56,760 ...through downtown New York. 1636 01:17:56,276 --> 01:17:57,577 The only question is 1637 01:17:57,777 --> 01:17:59,479 do we capture them for experimentation 1638 01:17:59,679 --> 01:18:01,214 or kill them on sight? Taking calls... 1639 01:18:01,414 --> 01:18:02,882 [reporter 2] If you're just joining us, 1640 01:18:03,830 --> 01:18:04,484 mutants are attacking the city. 1641 01:18:04,684 --> 01:18:06,519 [reporter 3] A rash of monsters in New York 1642 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:07,620 is taking over Times Square. 1643 01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:09,189 We don't know what they are, 1644 01:18:09,389 --> 01:18:11,910 but there will be a military response. 1645 01:18:11,291 --> 01:18:13,927 [reporter 3] ...threatening to take a bite out of the Big Apple. 1646 01:18:14,127 --> 01:18:17,163 Reports indicate widespread destruction and chaos. 1647 01:18:17,364 --> 01:18:19,566 [eyewitness] One thing I know: I hate mutants! 1648 01:18:19,766 --> 01:18:21,340 [reporter 4] Sightings of the turtles 1649 01:18:21,234 --> 01:18:22,602 and the mess they leave in their path 1650 01:18:22,802 --> 01:18:23,903 have been greatly disturbing. 1651 01:18:24,104 --> 01:18:25,605 [gasps] It's them! 1652 01:18:28,508 --> 01:18:31,344 I don't think this is gonna go down how we wanted it to. 1653 01:18:31,544 --> 01:18:33,646 They... hate us. 1654 01:18:33,847 --> 01:18:37,830 They think we're villains.No. Worse. 1655 01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:40,120 They think we're monsters. 1656 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,622 We're never gonna be normal. 1657 01:18:42,822 --> 01:18:44,240 Look, guys, 1658 01:18:44,624 --> 01:18:45,925 April was right. 1659 01:18:46,126 --> 01:18:48,228 We were doing this for the wrong reasons. 1660 01:18:48,428 --> 01:18:49,963 I know we only wanted to be heroes 1661 01:18:50,163 --> 01:18:51,765 to be accepted. 1662 01:18:51,965 --> 01:18:54,901 But even though it looks like we'll never be accepted, 1663 01:18:55,101 --> 01:18:57,700 I still think we should try to be heroes. 1664 01:18:57,270 --> 01:18:58,238 But how? 1665 01:18:58,438 --> 01:18:59,806 Every plan we've had has failed. 1666 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,709 Plan? You're complaining we don't have a plan? 1667 01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:05,912 Mikey, what do you do better than anyone, even Mark Ruffalo? 1668 01:19:06,112 --> 01:19:07,280 Improvise. 1669 01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:08,782 It's impossible. 1670 01:19:08,982 --> 01:19:10,717 Says the guy who has read more comics 1671 01:19:10,917 --> 01:19:13,386 where people are fighting giant monsters than anyone on Earth! 1672 01:19:13,586 --> 01:19:15,588 I have, but--You must be able to think of a way 1673 01:19:15,789 --> 01:19:17,900 to stop something like that. 1674 01:19:19,926 --> 01:19:22,228 Of course! Attack on Titan! 1675 01:19:22,429 --> 01:19:25,365 Giant monsters attack, and they have one weakness-- 1676 01:19:25,565 --> 01:19:26,833 on the backs of their necks. 1677 01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:30,136 Yes, and the blowhole is exactly that. 1678 01:19:31,710 --> 01:19:32,572 That's it. 1679 01:19:32,772 --> 01:19:34,607 If we can get this thing into that thing's blowhole, 1680 01:19:34,808 --> 01:19:36,376 it'll go into its bloodstream. 1681 01:19:36,576 --> 01:19:37,877 I bet it'll demutanize it. 1682 01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:40,313 There you go! Demutanize the big monster! 1683 01:19:40,513 --> 01:19:41,981 And, Raph, 1684 01:19:42,182 --> 01:19:43,717 it's time to go loud.Loud? 1685 01:19:43,917 --> 01:19:45,885 Real loud. As loud as you've ever gone. 1686 01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:47,687 Use that rage of yours to help us. 1687 01:19:47,887 --> 01:19:49,890 Okay, I will! 1688 01:19:50,490 --> 01:19:52,392 [strains, shouts] 1689 01:19:52,592 --> 01:19:55,362 [cheering]We got to get you into therapy. 1690 01:19:58,298 --> 01:19:59,866 You know, just then, 1691 01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:01,534 for the first time in your life, 1692 01:20:01,735 --> 01:20:03,136 you didn't sound lame. 1693 01:20:03,336 --> 01:20:05,380 You actually sounded like a leader.I do? 1694 01:20:05,238 --> 01:20:07,730 Oh, I do! I sound like such a leader! 1695 01:20:07,273 --> 01:20:09,142 Holy crap, that's so dope!And you ruined it. 1696 01:20:09,342 --> 01:20:10,877 Let's do this! 1697 01:20:16,416 --> 01:20:18,151 [gasping] 1698 01:20:18,351 --> 01:20:20,720 Dear Lord, this helmet was a good investment. 1699 01:20:22,689 --> 01:20:25,250 [no audible dialogue][roaring in distance] 1700 01:20:25,225 --> 01:20:27,600 Not on my watch. 1701 01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:28,294 [clamoring] 1702 01:20:28,495 --> 01:20:30,563 Okay, not great. Not great at all. 1703 01:20:30,764 --> 01:20:31,598 Very bad. 1704 01:20:31,798 --> 01:20:32,966 If you're just joining us, 1705 01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:34,334 an army of mutants 1706 01:20:34,534 --> 01:20:36,803 that appears to be led by four turtle men 1707 01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:39,706 is attacking the city with a giant whale monster. 1708 01:20:39,906 --> 01:20:41,410 [screams] 1709 01:20:41,241 --> 01:20:43,543 Keep rolling! I got the real story! 1710 01:20:43,743 --> 01:20:46,179 April O'Neil here, and-- 1711 01:20:48,915 --> 01:20:50,183 [gasps] 1712 01:20:52,752 --> 01:20:54,387 [gags, swallows] 1713 01:20:54,587 --> 01:20:55,622 [exhales deeply] 1714 01:20:55,822 --> 01:20:57,223 April O'Neil here, reporting live 1715 01:20:57,424 --> 01:20:59,325 with new and confirmed information. 1716 01:20:59,526 --> 01:21:01,194 A fly monster is attacking the city, 1717 01:21:01,394 --> 01:21:02,696 but the turtle teens, 1718 01:21:02,896 --> 01:21:05,980 along with the rat, warthog, stingray, crocodile, 1719 01:21:05,298 --> 01:21:07,100 bat, frog, lizard and cockroach lady 1720 01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:09,803 are in fact fighting against the monster 1721 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:11,905 in an attempt to save New York. 1722 01:21:12,105 --> 01:21:13,373 The giant monster is bad, 1723 01:21:13,573 --> 01:21:15,508 but the mutants you see here are in fact good! 1724 01:21:15,709 --> 01:21:18,111 [retches, gasping] 1725 01:21:18,311 --> 01:21:20,380 Sorry. I really thought I got past that. 1726 01:21:20,580 --> 01:21:21,848 That's a thing from my past. 1727 01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,650 Anyway, as I was saying... 1728 01:21:26,860 --> 01:21:28,755 [all] Whoa! 1729 01:21:40,734 --> 01:21:43,503 [both speaking Vermin] 1730 01:21:43,703 --> 01:21:46,873 Whoa, Dad, you speak the same language as Scumbug? 1731 01:21:47,730 --> 01:21:49,142 We actually have a lot in common. 1732 01:21:49,342 --> 01:21:50,877 I'm really attracted to her. 1733 01:21:51,770 --> 01:21:52,278 Oh, that's gross. 1734 01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:54,114 Donnie, you should not be driving. 1735 01:21:54,314 --> 01:21:57,417 Sorry, Dad.But since you are, go there! 1736 01:22:01,121 --> 01:22:02,956 [all screaming] 1737 01:22:09,829 --> 01:22:12,298 I'm the king of New York! 1738 01:22:12,499 --> 01:22:14,267 [turtles] Whoo-hoo![Michelangelo] That slide! 1739 01:22:21,641 --> 01:22:26,246 [distorted] Cowabunga! 1740 01:22:28,848 --> 01:22:30,550 [screaming] 1741 01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:31,818 Gotcha. 1742 01:22:39,959 --> 01:22:41,394 [groans] 1743 01:22:43,663 --> 01:22:45,765 [grunting] 1744 01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:48,868 [all] Dad! 1745 01:22:49,690 --> 01:22:51,805 That's it! You are done. It's over. 1746 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:53,773 You ain't never gonna stop me.[screaming, groaning] 1747 01:22:53,973 --> 01:22:59,790 And humans are never gonna like you because humans suck! 1748 01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:00,580 These shells are hard. 1749 01:23:00,780 --> 01:23:03,160 [cracking]I'ma snap you like a pistachio. 1750 01:23:04,584 --> 01:23:07,530 This sucks!I know I said your faces were the last things 1751 01:23:07,253 --> 01:23:09,155 I wanted to see before I die, 1752 01:23:09,356 --> 01:23:11,358 but now that we're actually about to die, 1753 01:23:11,558 --> 01:23:13,393 there's nothing I'd rather be looking at. 1754 01:23:13,593 --> 01:23:14,661 That was so heartfelt. 1755 01:23:14,861 --> 01:23:16,129 I'm crying.Love you, bro. 1756 01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:22,369 [coughs, groans] 1757 01:23:23,870 --> 01:23:25,305 [turtles scream] 1758 01:23:25,505 --> 01:23:27,700 Boys, no. 1759 01:23:29,509 --> 01:23:30,844 [groans] 1760 01:23:33,246 --> 01:23:34,314 [strains] 1761 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:39,753 Damn, these shells are hard! 1762 01:23:43,790 --> 01:23:44,891 Oh, no. No. 1763 01:23:45,925 --> 01:23:47,193 [snarls] 1764 01:23:47,394 --> 01:23:48,428 [growls] 1765 01:23:48,628 --> 01:23:49,863 [grunts] 1766 01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:53,266 Hey, are you okay? 1767 01:23:54,340 --> 01:23:55,502 Do you need help? 1768 01:23:55,702 --> 01:23:56,569 [onlooker] It's him! 1769 01:23:56,770 --> 01:23:58,104 He's with the turtles! 1770 01:23:58,304 --> 01:24:00,774 Those turtles are not the bad guys. 1771 01:24:00,974 --> 01:24:02,409 They're actually teenagers 1772 01:24:02,609 --> 01:24:06,346 and fighting against the giant monster. 1773 01:24:06,546 --> 01:24:07,514 I have the whole story. 1774 01:24:07,714 --> 01:24:09,416 Uh, sir, you need help? 1775 01:24:10,216 --> 01:24:12,686 Yes. [coughs] Yeah. 1776 01:24:12,886 --> 01:24:15,422 We'll go to the hospital or a veterinarian.No, no. 1777 01:24:15,622 --> 01:24:17,624 I must get this to my boys. 1778 01:24:20,126 --> 01:24:21,127 I got this. 1779 01:24:24,531 --> 01:24:26,232 Hey, the humans! They're helping us! 1780 01:24:26,433 --> 01:24:27,967 Really?Yes! 1781 01:24:28,168 --> 01:24:29,502 Oh, no, they ain't! 1782 01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:36,443 Hop on! Let's go! 1783 01:24:36,643 --> 01:24:37,744 [exclaiming] 1784 01:24:38,978 --> 01:24:42,449 Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! 1785 01:24:42,649 --> 01:24:44,417 Hey! I'm a cabbie from the Bronx! 1786 01:24:44,617 --> 01:24:45,618 How 'bout that? 1787 01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:47,253 Get that to the monster! 1788 01:24:50,724 --> 01:24:51,858 [whimpers] 1789 01:24:52,580 --> 01:24:53,226 [Superfly] What the hell? 1790 01:24:53,426 --> 01:24:55,495 Look, I'm being helpful![speaking Vermin] 1791 01:24:55,695 --> 01:24:58,131 Wow, I'm strong. [shrieks] 1792 01:24:59,532 --> 01:25:00,633 Gotcha! 1793 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:02,369 Someone take this bag, please! 1794 01:25:02,569 --> 01:25:04,637 Hey, human. Got it from here, bro. 1795 01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:07,440 I'll mess you up right here and right now. 1796 01:25:08,975 --> 01:25:10,543 Whoa! Missed me. Whoa. 1797 01:25:12,312 --> 01:25:13,747 Don't worry, I got you. 1798 01:25:17,150 --> 01:25:19,686 [Superfly] Hey, Mondo, you slippery lizard! 1799 01:25:21,721 --> 01:25:23,590 ♪ Yay, Fillet! ♪I got it! 1800 01:25:24,758 --> 01:25:25,825 I heard you need this. 1801 01:25:26,260 --> 01:25:27,600 Come on! 1802 01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:29,290 [overlapping chatter][exclaims] 1803 01:25:32,650 --> 01:25:34,167 Ow, man! Dang! Stop! 1804 01:25:36,336 --> 01:25:37,604 [horns honking][siren blaring] 1805 01:25:37,804 --> 01:25:39,500 What the hell? 1806 01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:43,510 Damn![tenants clamoring] 1807 01:25:43,710 --> 01:25:45,512 [grunting] 1808 01:25:45,712 --> 01:25:46,913 Throw it over! 1809 01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:49,683 Got it! [strains] 1810 01:25:49,883 --> 01:25:51,718 Whoo-hoo! 1811 01:25:54,454 --> 01:25:55,655 Mikey, catch! 1812 01:25:56,923 --> 01:25:58,892 Whoa! Whoo! 1813 01:25:59,626 --> 01:26:01,928 [vocalizes high note] 1814 01:26:02,128 --> 01:26:03,930 [Superfly groans]Comin' in hot! 1815 01:26:06,566 --> 01:26:08,802 [Superfly] Y'all done screwed up now! 1816 01:26:11,805 --> 01:26:13,600 Raph! 1817 01:26:14,774 --> 01:26:16,420 Leo!Got it! 1818 01:26:26,820 --> 01:26:28,254 Damn! 1819 01:26:28,455 --> 01:26:30,490 You think this is the end of me? You know what? 1820 01:26:37,397 --> 01:26:40,133 [horses whinnying] 1821 01:26:40,333 --> 01:26:42,268 [turtles groaning] 1822 01:26:43,903 --> 01:26:44,938 Huh? 1823 01:26:46,940 --> 01:26:49,409 [crowd chattering] 1824 01:26:53,213 --> 01:26:56,216 [cheering] 1825 01:27:03,890 --> 01:27:04,157 [chanting] Turtles! Turtles! 1826 01:27:04,357 --> 01:27:05,892 What the...What is this? 1827 01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:07,600 It's happening! 1828 01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:08,561 It's actually happening! 1829 01:27:08,762 --> 01:27:10,864 Hey, them turtles are all right. 1830 01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:12,365 Sign my baby![baby chuckles] 1831 01:27:12,565 --> 01:27:14,000 Again, we're reporting live 1832 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:16,202 with footage of the mutant hero turtles 1833 01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:18,338 who saved New York in a story broken by Av-- 1834 01:27:18,538 --> 01:27:19,639 Wait, what's your name? 1835 01:27:19,839 --> 01:27:20,907 April O'Neil. 1836 01:27:21,107 --> 01:27:23,209 That's April O-apostrophe-Neil. 1837 01:27:23,410 --> 01:27:24,611 Not "Puke Girl." 1838 01:27:24,811 --> 01:27:26,713 If you ever call me "Puke Girl," bite me. 1839 01:27:26,913 --> 01:27:29,249 'Cause I did it! Yeah! Whoo! 1840 01:27:32,118 --> 01:27:34,870 [speaking Vermin] 1841 01:27:34,287 --> 01:27:37,657 [in English] You know, it's hard to meet other mutants my age. 1842 01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:45,198 ♪ Ray Fillet ♪ 1843 01:27:46,266 --> 01:27:48,268 Can't wait to add that to my footy. 1844 01:27:50,837 --> 01:27:52,772 The entire Akira original set? 1845 01:27:52,972 --> 01:27:54,441 Don't mind if I do. 1846 01:27:54,641 --> 01:27:55,909 [Rocksteady] The couch should go here. 1847 01:27:56,109 --> 01:27:57,410 I pictured the couch against the wall. 1848 01:27:57,610 --> 01:27:59,946 That's so basic!That's not basic! [grunts] 1849 01:28:00,146 --> 01:28:02,782 Ay, mateys, Blooming Onion coming right up. 1850 01:28:03,683 --> 01:28:06,520 That is outstanding. 1851 01:28:06,252 --> 01:28:09,222 I cannot believe it. Your first day of school! 1852 01:28:09,422 --> 01:28:11,825 Just remember, you can call anytime you want. 1853 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:13,930 If you get scared, 1854 01:28:13,293 --> 01:28:14,794 there are sewers all over the city. 1855 01:28:14,994 --> 01:28:15,995 Just hop in a sewer! 1856 01:28:16,196 --> 01:28:17,497 You can come home anytime. 1857 01:28:17,697 --> 01:28:19,532 If anyone messes with you, call me. 1858 01:28:19,733 --> 01:28:21,234 I will kick their **** . [grunts] 1859 01:28:21,434 --> 01:28:22,836 [speaking Vermin] 1860 01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:24,838 [in English] And she will eat what's left. 1861 01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:26,272 [chuckling] We'll be fine, Dad. 1862 01:28:26,473 --> 01:28:28,274 Yeah, don't worry. We're ready for this. 1863 01:28:28,475 --> 01:28:29,676 We've been ready. 1864 01:28:29,876 --> 01:28:31,945 Trust us. You've prepared us for this. 1865 01:28:32,145 --> 01:28:35,215 All right. I'm proud of you boys. 1866 01:28:35,415 --> 01:28:36,349 I love you. 1867 01:28:36,549 --> 01:28:37,384 We love you. 1868 01:28:37,584 --> 01:28:38,918 Love you too. 1869 01:28:40,453 --> 01:28:43,256 Now go show them humans how cool you are. 1870 01:29:04,711 --> 01:29:06,980 [students chattering] 1871 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:08,348 [chattering stops] 1872 01:29:12,352 --> 01:29:13,787 [cheering] 1873 01:29:15,755 --> 01:29:18,224 Do I what? No, no. That's tortoises. 1874 01:29:19,590 --> 01:29:20,930 Guys!Hey, April! 1875 01:29:20,293 --> 01:29:22,950 Hey. I'm so happy you made it. 1876 01:29:22,295 --> 01:29:24,631 Let me show you around.Oh, okay. [laughs] 1877 01:29:24,831 --> 01:29:25,899 Yo, wait up. 1878 01:29:31,504 --> 01:29:33,506 [school bell ringing] 1879 01:29:33,707 --> 01:29:35,642 ["Can I Kick It?" playing] 1880 01:31:46,806 --> 01:31:48,775 [song continues] 1881 01:31:49,576 --> 01:31:50,777 Hey, hello! 1882 01:31:50,977 --> 01:31:54,581 It's Donnie, and I have found my people. 1883 01:31:54,781 --> 01:31:56,820 [keyboards clattering] 1884 01:31:56,282 --> 01:31:57,317 [laughs] 1885 01:31:57,951 --> 01:31:58,785 [grunts] 1886 01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:00,353 Fold him in half! [laughs] 1887 01:32:00,553 --> 01:32:01,688 [in Australian accent] G'day, mate. 1888 01:32:01,888 --> 01:32:03,823 Welcome to my Australian shoe store. 1889 01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:05,925 Uh, do you have any Nikes? 1890 01:32:06,126 --> 01:32:09,162 No, but I do have the Australian version. 1891 01:32:09,362 --> 01:32:10,163 Crikeys! 1892 01:32:10,363 --> 01:32:11,831 April O'Neil here, 1893 01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,467 working on the next big story for "April Tonight." 1894 01:32:14,667 --> 01:32:16,870 Leo, how many times-- Landscape! 1895 01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:18,738 Oh, yep, sorry. My bad. 1896 01:32:18,938 --> 01:32:20,507 Who is TCRI, 1897 01:32:20,707 --> 01:32:23,109 the shady black-ops organization behind the mutants? 1898 01:32:23,309 --> 01:32:26,279 Their offices abandoned after the mutant attack! 1899 01:32:26,479 --> 01:32:27,981 Gone without a trace. 1900 01:32:28,181 --> 01:32:30,450 But we will find them. 1901 01:32:30,650 --> 01:32:33,186 Yeah, that's real. [laughs]Yeah, we will. [laughs] 1902 01:32:34,688 --> 01:32:38,158 Uh, hey, April, now that prom is back on, 1903 01:32:38,358 --> 01:32:42,162 do you-- I mean, do you maybe want to, well... 1904 01:32:42,629 --> 01:32:44,640 I almost did. 1905 01:32:44,264 --> 01:32:46,266 So the way I do it is, I go... 1906 01:32:46,466 --> 01:32:48,340 [grunting] 1907 01:32:50,270 --> 01:32:51,838 This is as friends, right?What? 1908 01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:54,400 [students chattering] 1909 01:32:59,379 --> 01:33:01,848 [song ends][insect chittering] 1910 01:33:04,818 --> 01:33:06,319 Well... [sighs] 1911 01:33:06,519 --> 01:33:08,855 ...it appears as though finding these creatures 1912 01:33:09,550 --> 01:33:11,157 will be easier than I thought. 1913 01:33:11,358 --> 01:33:13,960 Capturing them, on the other hand, 1914 01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,960 might prove difficult. 1915 01:33:16,296 --> 01:33:18,131 There is one option. 1916 01:33:18,331 --> 01:33:20,333 Yes. I know. 1917 01:33:20,533 --> 01:33:22,836 [thunderclap]Bring me... 1918 01:33:24,938 --> 01:33:26,439 the Shredder. 1919 01:33:27,340 --> 01:33:28,408 [thunder crashing]