1 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:04,404 ["Paranoid" by Osama & Black Sabbath playing] 2 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:45,912 [men shouting] 3 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:53,753 [music concludes] 4 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,123 [speaking Japanese] You've let me down badly. 5 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,795 You know what you have to do. 6 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,365 You're not serious, boss. 7 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:09,102 I was planning to kill all of you. 8 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,539 But I'll give you a second chance. 9 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,474 If you show me how sorry you are. 10 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,610 An offering for a job. 11 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:21,147 You can't do it? 12 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,917 [breathes heavily] 13 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:36,463 - [knife cuts] - [grunts] 14 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:36,730 [breathes heavily] 15 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:41,735 [grunting] 16 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,110 [stifled scream] 17 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:54,914 [breathes shakily] 18 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:01,988 I got it. 19 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:05,592 I'll do it. I'll do it. 20 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,198 [breathes heavily] 21 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:15,769 [grunts] 22 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,506 [whimpers] 23 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,953 [breathes shakily] 24 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:35,955 Ah. 25 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:38,224 [Yakuza member shouts] 26 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:39,225 [thuds] 27 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,372 Normal, Minnesota. 28 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,675 [lackey shouting in Japanese] 29 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,430 Normal. 30 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,346 Yakuza boss: Go there and redeem yourself. 31 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:02,515 ["Put Your Hand In The Hand" by Ocean playing] 32 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:11,491 ♪ Put your hand In the hand of the man ♪ 33 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:14,160 ♪ Who stilled the water ♪ 34 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,696 ♪ Put your hand ♪ 35 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:17,697 announcer on radio: In special news, 36 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,366 Normal is celebrating 37 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:22,402 152 years since the railway came to town. 38 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,500 Weather advisory remains on a high level 39 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,240 - with a winter storm... - [car horn honking] 40 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,175 - ...looks like it's going to-- - [car horn honking] 41 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:32,512 ♪ By putting your hand In the hand of the man... ♪ 42 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,170 Keith: So, how's the motel treating you? 43 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,120 Ulysses: Exactly how you'd expect for 55 bucks a night. 44 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,554 Keith: What'd you do dinner? 45 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:44,958 I got delivery from the Chinese place. 46 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,393 Chang Lu's? 47 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,861 Is there another one? 48 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,564 No. No. Just Chang Lu's. 49 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:52,699 [engine starting] 50 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,303 Keith: Have you been to Ernie's place to try his meatloaf? 51 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:58,538 It's amazing. 52 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:00,407 Ulysses: Duly noted. 53 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,145 [phone line ringing] 54 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:06,713 [tone beeps] 55 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,415 woman on phone: This is Penny. 56 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,883 Sorry I missed you. Please leave a message, 57 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,451 and I'll circle back when I can. 58 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,219 - [tone beeps] - Ulysses: Hey, it's just me, 59 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,588 Ulysses, you know, your husband, 60 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,258 if you don't mind me still calling myself that. 61 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,727 I know we agreed to take some time apart, 62 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,796 that you need space. I... I get it, 63 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,898 but I just thought I'd let you know 64 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,801 I landed another temporary sheriff job 65 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:30,737 in a little town called Normal, Minnesota. 66 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,574 Like a lot of small towns, it's half abandoned. 67 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,343 The other half is nice, though. 68 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,110 People seem friendly enough. 69 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,314 They built themselves a real nice little setup here, 70 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,183 considering how hard times are 71 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,418 for most folks in the country right now. 72 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,620 I don't know what their secret is, 73 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:50,230 but I could do with a serving of it. 74 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,920 Anyway, it's just for eight weeks 75 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,361 till they elect the new permanent lawman. 76 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:59,299 My goal is to leave this town just the way I found it. 77 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,103 - [leather creaking] - [radio crackling] 78 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,337 [man speaking indistinctly on radio] 79 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,106 What's the deal with that jacket? 80 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:09,976 It's pretty cool, huh? I got it to match my chopper. 81 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,380 - I didn't know you had one. - Oh, no, I don't, not yet. 82 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,382 I'm just saving up. 83 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,884 Figured I'd start with the jacket. 84 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:19,119 [leather creaking] 85 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:21,287 Well, it's loud. 86 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:23,289 Keith: You mean it's too flashy? 87 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,825 No. I mean it... [sighs] ...makes noise. 88 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,294 - It's literally loud. - [leather creaking] 89 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,130 And I don't think it's regulation. 90 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:31,631 - Right. - Ulysses: Sorry. 91 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,401 - I'll just... - [creaking] 92 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,636 No, no. Just leave it on. Leave it on. 93 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,638 It's cool. It's very cool. 94 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:39,973 [radio crackling] 95 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,676 Whoa. $16.8 million. 96 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,211 Where the hell did this town get that kind of money? 97 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,580 Community really came together on that one. 98 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,649 Yeah, I would say. 99 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:51,985 Keith: Hey, Mayor Kibner! 100 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:53,520 There he is. 101 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:01,161 I can't wait for the parade next week. 102 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,163 We all dress up. You're going to love it. 103 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:04,998 I always wanted to be the parade mascot, 104 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,499 but I never got picked. 105 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,600 I'm not bitter, though. 106 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,871 The guys take their bikes pretty seriously here. 107 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,874 My bike's probably going to be a lot like this one. 108 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,244 Jeez, Randy. I wish my girlfriend was that dirty. 109 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,130 Have you got a girlfriend, Sheriff? 110 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,549 No. I've got a wife. She's had it with me. 111 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,417 Keith: Then I'll put an extra sugar in your coffee. 112 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,886 Hey, Tom! How are you? 113 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:28,555 Hey, Mike. This is America, God damn it. 114 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,357 What's mine is mine, for ****'s sake. 115 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,691 She can't go and talk to me like this. 116 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,194 I'm going to go put a pot on. 117 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,463 I feel like Sisyphus pushing a rock up a God damn hill. 118 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:37,897 What's the problem? 119 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,766 [sighs] Tom's being a Goddamn ****. 120 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,267 - That's the ****ing problem. - ****you, you trumped-up-- 121 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,737 Whoa! Just communicate the problem to me. 122 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,905 Depends who the **** you're meant to be. 123 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,141 Well, if I'm reading this badge correctly, 124 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,709 I'm the sheriff. 125 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,770 Yeah. I sure as shit didn't vote for you. 126 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:52,746 I understand. 127 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,281 You know Sheriff Gunderson died, right? Last week? 128 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,417 This is Ulysses. He's filling in, yeah? 129 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,753 Yeah. I... I heard something about that. 130 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,488 - Well... - So you're his replacement? 131 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:02,889 I'm the interim. 132 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,258 It's like a substitute teacher. 133 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,726 For how long? 134 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,395 He's on week one of eight. 135 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,763 Blaine: Morning, peoples! 136 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,231 Sally: Morning, Blaine. Ooh, donuts. 137 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,599 - Hey. Old-fashioned? - Okay. Well, so, 138 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,300 Carl keeps parking his Goddamn-- 139 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:15,635 - Sally: Carl's his neighbor. - My neighbor keeps 140 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:16,836 parking his God damn rig in my driveway. 141 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,405 - It's a tow truck. - I see. 142 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,773 Sally: Carl has his own tow trucking company, 143 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,408 - has since high school. - Hey, Mike. 144 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,243 I lived there first. It's my property just as much-- 145 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,911 Tom's on a flag lot, so they have to share a driveway. 146 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:26,246 He's blocking me in! That ****er's taking 70 percent. 147 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,781 Hang on! Hang on! 148 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,317 Look. You want me to drive out there 149 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:32,819 and sort this out with Carl for you? 150 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:35,255 Finally. Please. 151 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,957 Okay. Then I best head out there pronto. 152 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,529 Uh, we're good? All righty. Then I'll retire to my boudoir. 153 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:43,763 Hey. 154 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,367 How's that badge, Sheriff? 155 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:49,669 Keeping it warm for me? 156 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,806 [chuckles] I'm doing my best. 157 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,342 Blaine: [chuckles] Election's in six weeks. 158 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,776 Remember to vote for me. 159 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,345 - Ulysses: Sure. - [Blaine laughs] 160 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:01,381 Ulysses: Good people, small problems, 161 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:04,451 and if my instincts tell me something is seriously amiss, 162 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,219 well, then I'll get involved. 163 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,223 But yeah. I kind of stopped trusting my instincts. 164 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,660 It's not that I don't care anymore, Penny. 165 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,697 It's just, life's a lot easier when you care a little less. 166 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,567 Then again, we are who we are. 167 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,747 Nothing to see here. 168 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,847 [indistinct radio chatter in background] 169 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:15,355 Oh, there you are. Refill? 170 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,758 What? Oh. Yeah. Sure. 171 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,694 - This is a hell of an armory. - [coffee pouring] 172 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,795 Yeah. 173 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:25,265 Is that C4? 174 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,201 Sally: Uh, that-- It is. Yeah. 175 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,737 Why do you have that? 176 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:32,906 I don't know. 177 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,641 After 9/11, Sheriff Gunderson applied 178 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,210 for every anti-terrorism grant available. 179 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,879 Yeah? How much did he spend on training? 180 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:41,581 [phone ringing] 181 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,500 I should probably get back to the phones. 182 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,986 Well, the door was unlocked. 183 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,488 That's kind of a no-no. 184 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,324 Oh. Sorry about that. 185 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:54,928 [phone ringing] 186 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,232 Ulysses: Every town has its own little quirks. 187 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,401 You can't change 'em. 188 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,336 Two hundred K, and the instructions 189 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,738 are in Japanese. 190 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,840 Ulysses: The interim job 191 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:08,508 is not to get in the way of them. 192 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,412 I'm like a midwife with a gun... 193 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,583 [chuckles] ...helping 'em transition smoothly. 194 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,624 [shop bell jingling] 195 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:29,796 Oh, damn it. Damn it. Hey! 196 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:37,971 I like the way you law, man. 197 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,275 [wind whooshing] 198 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:47,380 ["Bang Bang" by Janis Martin playing] 199 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,985 ♪ I'll trade you my heart For your heart, baby ♪ 200 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,154 ♪ Give you all My kisses to boot ♪ 201 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,856 ♪ I'll trade you my heart For your heart baby ♪ 202 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:59,459 ♪ Give you all My kisses to boot... ♪ 203 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,661 Hey, Sheriff. Welcome to my place. 204 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,396 Oh, you're Ernie? 205 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,298 Yeah, just like my dad and my granddad before me. 206 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,635 Oh, yeah. Tell me. What's the story with the decor? 207 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,637 Well, Granddad started collecting 'em after the war, 208 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,305 and he didn't stop till the day he died. 209 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,541 Any of them loaded? 210 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,710 Wouldn't be much fun if they weren't, would it? 211 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,916 - [chuckles] - So, what can I get you? 212 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,884 Uh, I heard good things about the meatloaf. 213 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,252 Sure. Coming up. 214 00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:28,855 You got to try the pie before you leave town. 215 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,423 Ulysses: Hmm. 216 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,558 reporter on TV: ...dropping temperatures. 217 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,560 Snow is much more likely, 218 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,161 making this our first big winter storm of the season, 219 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,663 and whoo-whee, does this look like a doozy. 220 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,699 Joe: ****ing weather. ****ing Minnesota. 221 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,701 reporter on TV: ...plans to issue a shelter in place 222 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,870 warning around noon tomorrow. 223 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,908 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 224 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,243 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 225 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,490 [animal bellowing] 226 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,119 [metal clattering] 227 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,453 [screams] 228 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:02,455 [animal bellowing] 229 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,857 [gunshot] 230 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,590 - [animal bellowing] - [pants] 231 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,462 - [metal clattering] - [animal bellowing] 232 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:30,784 [bellows] 233 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,540 [chuckles] 234 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,991 [moose bellowing, moose snorting] 235 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,162 - Ulysses: Say cheese. - [shutter clicks] 236 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,664 What's going on, Officer? 237 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:48,101 Uh, I think a moose just stole your paint. 238 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,405 Mike: It is going to be a busy day today. 239 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,108 I wanted to get your stamp of approval 240 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,676 on the parade route. 241 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,578 - Ulysses: Okay. - There's an intersection 242 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,514 that I think are just a real hornets' nest, 243 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,650 and of course, first, 244 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,119 we have the celebration of life at the sheriff's. 245 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,690 The... former sheriff's, that is. 246 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,126 [sighs] 247 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,861 But you don't have to worry about saying anything, 248 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:16,296 because the mayor's going to take care of that, 249 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,765 and there will be food. [chuckles] 250 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,301 It is a potluck, so it should be fun. 251 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,360 - All right. - [radio squawking] 252 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,838 Sally on radio: Anyone available? There's a situation 253 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,773 with Maynard down at the hardware store. Over. 254 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,142 Ulysses: Most of my time is spent on shenanigans, 255 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,710 - low-stakes stuff. - Sally on radio: Report's 256 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,445 two *******s screaming at each other. 257 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,481 Ulysses: I get to say "Nothing to see here" 258 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,149 over and over all day. 259 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,884 [both shouting] 260 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,986 All right! Just separate! Separate! 261 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,123 Mike, I need you to escort old Clayton here 262 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,457 from the premises and arrest him! 263 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,226 - For what? - For being a sumbitch! 264 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,795 Sumbitch? More like thrifty. 265 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,331 Amazon's got these damn near 30 percent off! 266 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,999 Okay. To be fair, Maynard that seems... 267 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,567 Clayton: This is America, damn it. 268 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,568 - The customer is always right. - ...like a fair price. 269 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,736 That's not helping. 270 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,238 Oh, the customer is always right 271 00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,339 when he's trying to bankrupt the shop-keep? 272 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,507 No, no. Calm down. Calm down. 273 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,808 Listen, Sheriff. I will be damned 274 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,643 if I'm going to let some old-- 275 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,346 Like you need the money! You look like an angry thumb! 276 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,915 Maynard: Go home and be Amazon's bitch, ************! 277 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:10,316 - Guys. - [both shouting] 278 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,585 Guys! Guys! 279 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,157 Maybe we just want to bring the temperature down 280 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,825 a little bit 281 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:22,762 in front of the temporary guest from out of town. 282 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,650 Am I right? 283 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,200 Maybe we should go for a walk, hey? 284 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,350 - Okay! I'm going! - Huh, Clayton? Okay. 285 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,670 - I'm going! - Let's go. 286 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,539 Clayton, this is America, 287 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,410 which means you can't walk out of a store without paying. 288 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,576 - That's a good point. - It's called shoplifting. 289 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,278 Clayton: Maynard, you thieving ************! 290 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,381 Enjoy your long walk in the snow, you geriatric tool! 291 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,550 - Sumbitch! - Okay. Come on now. 292 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,180 Clayton: *******! 293 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,220 How often does that happen? 294 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,622 Once, twice a week if I'm lucky, 295 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,391 and it's not like he needs the money. 296 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,226 He just likes pissing up my leg. 297 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,862 Whoa. There's a lot of locks on that cabinet. 298 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:57,630 What's going on there? 299 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,932 Stump removers. 300 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,670 Uh, what does that mean? 301 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,104 Old-school stump removers. 302 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,941 I still don't know exactly what you're talking about. 303 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,309 Sheriff, come quick! 304 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,312 What? I want to hear your answer. 305 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:13,947 [door closing, shop bell jingling] 306 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,217 Ulysses: It's the yarn? What-- What about it? 307 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,552 It's the yarn. I-- I-- Look. Look. 308 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,880 I'm sorry. This is your "Sheriff, come quick"? 309 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,392 I ordered pink, and they gave me mauve. 310 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,893 Uh, not to play devil's advocate, 311 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:28,561 but that is not pink. That is mauve. 312 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,431 Mauve. That's what I said. What should I do? 313 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,400 Well, I... I'm not going to be able to help you, 314 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,735 because they look exactly the same to me. 315 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,671 I'm sorry. I'm color-blind. 316 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,408 All right. Well, unlike you, Sheriff, 317 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,843 my clientele's a bit more discerning. 318 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,578 They're not color-blind. No offense. 319 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,913 - [radio beeping] - Sally on radio: Mike? 320 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,415 Are you there? Over. 321 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,250 - [radio echoing] - [feedback squeals] 322 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,118 Mike, come on. Pick up. Are you still with the sheriff? 323 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,687 Is that a police scanner you got? 324 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,210 You keeping tabs on me? 325 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,591 Yes, sir, and a CB radio. 326 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,461 - Ulysses: Oh. - I get lonely. 327 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,960 - And nosy. - [beeping] 328 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,864 Copy that, Sally. I'm on my way. 329 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:06,132 Take care. 330 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,936 Call the fire department next time. 331 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,173 - Oh, I... - Ulysses: I'm kidding. 332 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,774 [chuckles] 333 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,476 [door closing, shop bell jingles] 334 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,544 [bell tolling] 335 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,180 Ulysses: Your buck goes a lot further out here. 336 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,148 That's for sure. 337 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,951 Gunderson had got himself the Big Mac of McMansions. 338 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,853 He must have issued a hell of a lot of parking tickets 339 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,621 to get that. 340 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,657 So, what do you say about a man like Gunderson? 341 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,626 - He was a son of a bitch. - [crowd chuckling] 342 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,628 But he was our son of a bitch. 343 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,364 - Mike: Boss? - He was a great golfer, right? 344 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,499 - Mike: Boss. - A medium fisherman and... 345 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,900 Ulysses: Oh. What's up? 346 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,336 You got to get in on this. 347 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,972 This is just like Christmas. 348 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,974 You got Pete's meats, 349 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,477 fortune cookies, all you can eat. 350 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,312 You want me to make you a plate? 351 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,182 Uh, not unless I want to end up like Gunderson. 352 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,751 Oh. That reminds me. 353 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,489 I think you should be wearing this. 354 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,693 But I thought you said you had only one. 355 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,864 I did, but when the visitation was over and done with, 356 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,334 I nicked it off of the corpse 357 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,400 before they closed the casket. 358 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,775 So, you enjoy the power while it lasts. 359 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,890 [people chatting in distance] 360 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,392 [suspenseful music playing] 361 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,697 [liquid pouring] 362 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,236 Dr. Velie: Oh, what a trip that was. 363 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,739 Those Japanese sure love their golf. 364 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,940 [chuckles] 365 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,610 So, what'd you pick? 366 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,714 Oh. Uh, Ashford something. 367 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:05,218 I always tend to lean toward the Irish. 368 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,420 Seven Gs a bottle. 369 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,550 [whistles] 370 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,459 - Dr. Velie. - Ulysses. 371 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,963 Um, you signed, uh, 372 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,132 Sheriff Gunderson's death certificate, right? 373 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,568 Sadly, yes, I did. 374 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,303 What happened there? 375 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,774 Well, a couple Wednesdays ago, around three in the morning, 376 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,609 Deputy Blaine found him out back 377 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,145 in little more than his tighty-whities, 378 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:36,616 frozen like a chunk of ice chiseled by a chainsaw. 379 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,190 What do you suppose he thought he was doing? 380 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,989 Not my job to go supposing... [chuckles] ...to be sure. 381 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,191 Gunderson liked his fishing. 382 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,594 He had a fishing rod in his one hand 383 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:51,297 and a auger in the other, so my guess, 384 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,633 man thought he was going ice fishing. 385 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,336 At night, in his underwear? 386 00:18:56,503 --> 00:19:00,206 [chuckles] Well, as you can see, the man was a drinker. 387 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,342 Kibner: And a son of a bitch, 388 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,978 but then again, he was our son of a bitch, right? 389 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,813 - [laughs] - Hey, Doc. Give me a minute. 390 00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:08,448 I'd like to bend his ear, okay? 391 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,984 Now. Yeah. Thank you. 392 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,190 I want to thank you for coming. 393 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,454 Of course. 394 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,389 So, let me get this straight. 395 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,580 Did I hear... 396 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,562 you saw the moose? 397 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,731 I did. I got a picture of it. 398 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,399 Kibner: God damn! 399 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,201 I am the only one in this town who has never seen 400 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,502 that ****ing moose, 401 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,805 and I keep an eye out for it. 402 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,174 You know, in Native American culture, 403 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,244 the moose is a symbol of endurance and survival. Hmm? 404 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,647 - I-- - Kibner: So, 405 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,483 what do you think of our little town? 406 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,687 - It's, um, charming. - Yeah. You know, I hear 407 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,657 that you are a very laid-back kind of guy, 408 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,226 not a crack-the-whip sort. 409 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,395 Well, I mean, I've been known to-- 410 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,970 Did you ever think about settling down? 411 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:01,701 You could be a real sheriff for more than a few weeks. 412 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,604 You could build a whole new life here in Normal, 413 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:09,242 because we really celebrate the community. 414 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:13,346 Around here, it's always one for all. 415 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,714 - That sounds-- - Mayor? 416 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,715 - Kibner: Yeah? - It's time. 417 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,117 Kibner: Yeah. 418 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,718 But I want you to think about it. 419 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,120 - I will. - Kibner: All right. 420 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,693 Alex: What do you mean, get out? 421 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,895 - Why is that of your-- - [car horn honking] 422 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:29,963 Alex: Fine. 423 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,299 Blaine: Have you been sleeping in your van? 424 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:35,535 What? What? 425 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,936 Blaine: You're a mess. 426 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,206 You're not the sheriff yet, Blaine! 427 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,876 Mike: Hey, boss. 428 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,879 I was just, uh, checking on you. 429 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,416 - Uh... you good? - I'm fine. 430 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,584 Well, I just wanted to let you know that they put out 431 00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:54,120 more of those mini eggrolls. They're custom. 432 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,723 And the mayor's just about to tell the story 433 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:59,590 about the time he went on the cruise with Jane Fonda, 434 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,461 - so... - [engine revving] 435 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,165 Ulysses: You know who that is in the van? 436 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,735 Mike: Sheriff Gunderson's, uh, daughter, I think. 437 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,470 Alex. 438 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,241 ["Ain't She Sweet" playing] 439 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,177 ♪ Here she comes on Down the street ♪ 440 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,945 ♪ Ain't she sweet with that Style and that smile ♪ 441 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,313 ♪ And don't you know... ♪ 442 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,184 Hey, lawman. Up for a game? 443 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:28,321 Uh, my hands are shaky. They only trust me with a gun. 444 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,757 [chuckles] Company, then? 445 00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,920 ♪ That's my girl ♪ 446 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,259 I got to warn you. 447 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,295 I'm not very good. 448 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:37,964 So, would you say you knew Gunderson well? 449 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,500 Gunderson? Yeah. I knew him pretty well. 450 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,636 It was sad, the way he, uh... 451 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,473 you know. 452 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,975 But he liked to drink. He liked to fish. 453 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,344 So the way I see it, he died doing what he loved best. 454 00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:53,460 You fish? 455 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,116 Uh, when I was a kid, with my dad. 456 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,618 - You? - Me? ****no. 457 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,187 Probably the only one in town who don't, 458 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,457 but in the end, death... comes for us all, 459 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,658 don't it, lawman? 460 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:09,129 I'm not getting a Sheriff out of you, huh? 461 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,632 If you really were, you would, but are you? 462 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,803 - [glasses clink] - You've been listening 463 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,172 to my internal monologue, haven't you? 464 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,507 That's my job. 465 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,644 I'm Moira, the barkeeper here. 466 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,882 Rack 'em up. 467 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:30,717 Why are you here? 468 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,819 Stop ****ing around. Come on. 469 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,654 I'm all ears. 470 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,523 All right. 471 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:42,696 I used to be a regular sheriff. Nice county 472 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,831 with a couple little towns just like this one. 473 00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:47,330 I married my high school sweetheart. 474 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:51,705 - Moira: Perfect. - It was. I was, uh... 475 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,741 pretty proud of myself. 476 00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:59,450 I walked through life with my head held high. 477 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,547 I knew who I was. 478 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,554 Then this girl, uh... 479 00:23:09,550 --> 00:23:11,191 Her dad, someone I knew, 480 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,427 a, uh, upstanding citizen... 481 00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:18,365 had been, uh... 482 00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,572 I didn't believe her. 483 00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:31,578 Short while later, there was an incident at the house. 484 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,782 Gunshots, and I went in. 485 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:39,419 And she was standing over him. 486 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,390 He was wounded. She had a gun out. 487 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:48,895 And he was cursing her for what he'd done to her. 488 00:23:51,970 --> 00:23:52,399 And I told her to put the gun down, 489 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,933 and she didn't hesitate. 490 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,690 She shot him right between the eyes, 491 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,772 and then she aimed that gun at me. 492 00:23:59,973 --> 00:24:02,342 And she cursed me for not believing her. 493 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,140 And then we both shot. 494 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:13,653 Um, I had better aim. 495 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,525 After that... 496 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,430 I got dark inside, and... 497 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,769 I didn't know who I was anymore, and I still don't. 498 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,176 And the wife? 499 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,130 I, uh-- I was hard to be around. 500 00:24:41,448 --> 00:24:42,682 I still call her. 501 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,287 She doesn't answer, but... 502 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:49,689 I don't mind. 503 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:53,460 I live in hope one day she will. 504 00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:03,470 [gun firing] 505 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,971 [pants] 506 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,575 automated voice: You have one message. 507 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:09,743 [beeping] 508 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,680 Kibner: Hey, Sheriff. It's the mayor. 509 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,315 - [banging] - People are really 510 00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:16,816 - liking your light touch. - [woman groaning] 511 00:25:17,170 --> 00:25:18,218 Have you considered my offer? 512 00:25:18,385 --> 00:25:19,586 Get back to me as soon as you can. 513 00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:20,887 - Come on! - [beeping] 514 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:23,490 I want a stupid bun. God damn it. 515 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,910 I bet I can help you with that! 516 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,160 Oh. Hi, Officer. 517 00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:28,728 - Hey. - I mean Sheriff. I-- 518 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,970 - Got stuck. - Yeah. I see. 519 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,665 Yeah. 520 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,000 Ulysses: Which you think will knock it down, 521 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:35,602 the caramel or the cookie? 522 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,604 Lori: Uh, I guess the caramel should do it. 523 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,172 Ulysses: Yeah. That's my guess, too. 524 00:25:39,339 --> 00:25:41,708 [people speaking indistinctly] 525 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,277 - What's your dog's name? - Oh, her name's Olive. 526 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,546 - Nice! - Yeah! 527 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,448 - Hey, Olive. - [Olive barking] 528 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:49,883 What a good dog. 529 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:51,618 My name's Ulysses. 530 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:53,586 I'm Lori. 531 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,890 You know, I wish these things had dog food. 532 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,695 - Yeah. Well, someday. - Yeah. 533 00:26:02,529 --> 00:26:05,265 All right. Well, uh, watch out for the moose. 534 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:08,902 - Lori: Moose? - Yeah. Big. 535 00:26:09,369 --> 00:26:11,137 Be careful. He might try and paint you. 536 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:12,872 Moose? 537 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,620 - [knocking at door] - Yeah? 538 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:31,391 - [phone ringing outside] - [chuckles] 539 00:26:31,558 --> 00:26:34,227 [woman on radio speaking indistinctly] 540 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:35,295 Ulysses: Thanks. 541 00:26:36,396 --> 00:26:37,797 Look. I... 542 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,234 I don't know if I should say this. 543 00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:46,600 But our mustaches are so similar. 544 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,242 We're like a couple brothers. 545 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,578 Or at least a couple uncles. 546 00:26:52,412 --> 00:26:54,347 [phone ringing] 547 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:58,840 Well, I should probably get back at it, so... 548 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,690 ["Ain't Nobody's Business What I Do" by Davy Graham playing] 549 00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:12,932 ♪ Since you left me, baby ♪ 550 00:27:13,990 --> 00:27:14,134 ♪ I'm out all night... ♪ 551 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:16,302 Ulysses: How can love go away? 552 00:27:16,436 --> 00:27:18,371 I mean, did I take it for granted? 553 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:19,806 I guess I did. 554 00:27:20,273 --> 00:27:22,142 I didn't protect that girl, 555 00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:24,100 and I lost you in the bargain. 556 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:28,181 You said I shut down, Penny. You were right. 557 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:32,385 [siren squeals] 558 00:27:32,619 --> 00:27:34,120 Is this what happened to Gunderson? 559 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:37,223 Did he give up and say, "****it," 560 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,659 walk into the snow buck naked? 561 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,729 Oh, that's a hell of a way to die. 562 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,833 Alex: I'm not doing anything wrong. 563 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:48,968 You been drinking? 564 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,841 Not when I was driving. I pulled off to start. 565 00:27:57,177 --> 00:27:58,745 [sniffs] Bourbon? 566 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:06,419 -That's very impressive. -You mind if I join you? 567 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:09,550 I'd-- Joi... 568 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,161 [Alex groans] 569 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,435 That's a cool belt. 570 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:26,539 I'm Alex. 571 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:28,341 Ulysses: I'm Ulysses. 572 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,378 Can I have the cheap booze? 573 00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:38,218 You're Gunderson's daughter, right? 574 00:28:41,540 --> 00:28:41,955 No. 575 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,570 Oh. 576 00:28:45,358 --> 00:28:48,762 Yeah. Okay. Um, you're... you're Gunderson's kid. 577 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:52,699 He had lots of pictures of you on the wall in his office. 578 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:54,300 You got his eyes. 579 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,938 Yeah. Those are old pictures. 580 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,542 He's very proud of me. 581 00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:05,912 Daddy's little girl going military. 582 00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:08,481 Couldn't keep that up. [chuckles] 583 00:29:11,510 --> 00:29:12,285 You were having an argument 584 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,870 with Deputy Blaine outside the house. 585 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:15,388 What was that about? 586 00:29:16,623 --> 00:29:18,258 The mayor. 587 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:22,128 Uh, he didn't want me to attend the memorial service, 588 00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:27,901 because he said that I would be too much of a distraction. 589 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:32,339 - Well, ****the mayor. - Alex: [chuckles] Yeah. 590 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,240 This town used to know right from wrong 591 00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:36,576 before Mayor Kibner got here and... 592 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:38,945 Tried to make my dad see that, 593 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:42,115 but he was stuck between me and the town. 594 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,986 And then I made him choose, and... 595 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:53,827 It killed him. 596 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,300 And I don't know what to do. 597 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:00,700 Neither do I. 598 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,437 But I got an idea where we could start. 599 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,206 You want to give me that? 600 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:16,182 Did you catch that? 601 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:19,185 Yeah. It's my one trick. 602 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:24,324 How long you been awake? 603 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,292 That's a great question. 604 00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:29,129 I got a place you can crash. 605 00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:31,164 It's a safe place. 606 00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:34,467 It's the safest place in town. 607 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:44,678 - Alex: This? - Ulysses: Yeah. 608 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:47,247 Alex: Hilarious. [chuckles] 609 00:30:47,414 --> 00:30:48,815 Ulysses: Breakfast is included. 610 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,818 Can I get you anything else? 611 00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:54,654 Lock the door. 612 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,224 Sure. 613 00:31:03,290 --> 00:31:05,365 I'll be in my office. Just yell. 614 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:07,667 I'll either be sleeping or... 615 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:10,360 drinking. 616 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:12,339 Goodnight. 617 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,542 [footsteps receding] 618 00:31:15,675 --> 00:31:16,843 ["Trouble" by Connie Converse playing] 619 00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:18,278 ♪ Ever since we met... ♪ 620 00:31:18,511 --> 00:31:19,612 Lori: It's gonna run like clockwork. 621 00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:21,810 [sighs] 622 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:22,782 Hey. 623 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,520 - You okay? - Yeah. 624 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:27,687 ♪ If you go away ♪ 625 00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:30,357 ♪ As trouble ought to do ♪ 626 00:31:30,523 --> 00:31:32,525 ♪ Where will I find Another soul ♪ 627 00:31:32,692 --> 00:31:36,290 ♪ To tell my trouble to? ♪ 628 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:42,535 ♪ Then my bed is made of stone ♪ 629 00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:45,872 ♪ A star has burned my eye ♪ 630 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,308 Ulysses: Good morning, food enthusiasts. 631 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,710 ♪ And teach her how to cry ♪ 632 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:52,779 ♪ But if you go away ♪ 633 00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:55,415 ♪ As trouble ought to do ♪ 634 00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:57,717 ♪ Where will I find Another soul ♪ 635 00:31:57,884 --> 00:32:01,540 ♪ To tell my trouble to? ♪ 636 00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:02,655 Second Street right here, 637 00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:04,591 we cannot block that off 638 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:08,261 because what if Mr. Neville has some sort of a terrible fall 639 00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:09,896 down here at his house 640 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,265 and then Mrs. Neville gets him into the vehicle-- 641 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,467 What? How? No, no. She's a tiny little thing. 642 00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:16,136 - How is she gonna-- - Mike: I don't know. 643 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,938 Maybe they have a dolly or a wheelbarrow or something. 644 00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:22,275 Uh, boss, do you wanna describe 645 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,344 standard operating procedure to the civilian for me? 646 00:32:24,577 --> 00:32:27,747 Well, it's an emergency situation? 647 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:29,115 It's an emergency. 648 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:31,985 I'm with Sally. Just move the cones. 649 00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,454 Mike: Have we lost all respect for cones? 650 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:36,656 [alarm blaring] 651 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,693 Ulysses: The hell is that? Is that a test? 652 00:32:41,161 --> 00:32:41,995 Shit. 653 00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:45,165 [alarm continuing] 654 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:51,938 - [clicking] - [alarm shutting off] 655 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:52,939 [sighs] 656 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:55,975 Oh, shit. Oh. 657 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,446 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 658 00:32:59,612 --> 00:33:00,647 - Right behind you. - Come on! 659 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:01,881 Okay then. 660 00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:03,316 - [racking gun] - [screaming] 661 00:33:03,483 --> 00:33:05,318 Lori: Everybody, down and stay down! 662 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,200 - Keith: Guns, kick 'em to me! - Lori: Nobody move! 663 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:09,656 Keith: Come on! Kick 'em to me! 664 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,292 Okay. Shit. 665 00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:14,327 All right, babe! All clear! 666 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:15,962 - Lori: You! - Keith: Just stay down. 667 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,732 Lori: Fill them! Fill them! Fill them! Fill 'em! 668 00:33:18,898 --> 00:33:20,133 In the bags! 669 00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:22,369 Do what we say and no one gets hurt! 670 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:23,570 Keith: Everything's going to be okay. 671 00:33:23,737 --> 00:33:25,171 Lori: Come on! Come on! Come on! 672 00:33:26,206 --> 00:33:28,740 Where... Where is the rest of it? This is it? 673 00:33:28,241 --> 00:33:30,143 Sorry. Nobody uses cash anymore. 674 00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:32,512 Lori: Babe, this is, like, two grand. 675 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:33,747 Keith: ****. 676 00:33:35,315 --> 00:33:36,483 - Lori: That's not enough. - Keith: ****! 677 00:33:36,649 --> 00:33:37,650 Lori: It's not enough! ****! 678 00:33:37,817 --> 00:33:39,152 We did all this for two grand? 679 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:40,353 Take me to the vault. 680 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,755 Really? The vault? Really? 681 00:33:41,921 --> 00:33:44,524 Yeah. Please, Terry, to the vault. 682 00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:48,695 Lori: Stay right there. Stay right there. Oh, shit. 683 00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:50,697 Keith: Keep your hands where I can goddamn see them! 684 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,232 Lori: Hey, nobody move! 685 00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:54,734 Baby, we don't have the ****ing time to go into the vault. 686 00:33:54,868 --> 00:33:56,870 - We have to go. - Then we make the time. 687 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:57,937 Then we make the ****ing time. 688 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:01,374 [groans loudly] 689 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,900 Lori: What's wrong with him? 690 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:05,612 - Hey. - Lori: Oh, my God. ****! 691 00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:06,780 - Sir? - man: Help. 692 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,820 - Lori: Don't kick him! - Are you okay? 693 00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:10,583 Lori: Stop asking questions. 694 00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:12,180 Don't you see he's having a heart attack? 695 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:13,787 - Help him! Help him! - Shit! 696 00:34:14,421 --> 00:34:16,222 Lori: You said no one was going to get hurt. 697 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:17,857 This is not going like clockwork! 698 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:20,694 - [groans] - I... I can't open it! 699 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:22,696 - Lori: Push and twist! - I'm pushing! 700 00:34:22,862 --> 00:34:24,364 I'm pushing and I'm twisting! I'm pushing and I'm twisting. 701 00:34:24,531 --> 00:34:26,566 Lori: Push and twist! It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 702 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:27,934 [groans] 703 00:34:28,101 --> 00:34:30,403 Okay. Okay. Here you go. Here you go. 704 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:32,539 Lori: Yeah. Come on. There we go. 705 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:35,410 - [groans] - Okay. There we go! 706 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,409 Problem solved! 707 00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:38,144 Keith: He's still having a heart attack. 708 00:34:38,311 --> 00:34:39,646 He's stopped breathing! He's stopped breathing, babe! 709 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:41,481 - Lori: Help him! Help him! - Keith: Okay! 710 00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:42,982 Lori: Chest compressions! 711 00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:45,251 - It's fine. It's gonna be fine. - [grunts] 712 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:47,654 - Come on. Come on. - [Keith grunting] 713 00:34:47,821 --> 00:34:49,255 - Lori: Nobody move! - [beeping] 714 00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:51,224 It's gonna be fine. 715 00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:52,926 [phone beeping, vibrating] 716 00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:54,728 [speaking Japanese] 717 00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:57,897 [phone beeping, vibrating] 718 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:05,171 Come on. Come on. 719 00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:07,941 [Keith grunts] 720 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:12,912 [phone beeping, vibrating] 721 00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:15,615 Shit. 722 00:35:15,815 --> 00:35:17,150 Blaine on radio: Sheriff, when we get to the bank, 723 00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:18,818 you let me and Mike handle things. 724 00:35:18,985 --> 00:35:20,320 Mike on radio: Yeah. You best supervise. 725 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:21,855 You know, you just hang back-- 726 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,230 - [Keith grunts] - Lori: It's gonna be fine. 727 00:35:23,256 --> 00:35:24,290 Come on. 728 00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:28,280 [screaming] 729 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,633 - [Lori shouting] - [gun firing] 730 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,768 [screaming] 731 00:35:34,934 --> 00:35:36,603 - [firing] - [yelping] 732 00:35:36,770 --> 00:35:37,771 - [firing] - [grunting] 733 00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:39,706 - [firing] - [screaming] 734 00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:41,608 [groans] 735 00:35:41,775 --> 00:35:44,978 Keith! Oh, my God! 736 00:35:45,111 --> 00:35:46,479 Baby, I'm so sorry! 737 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:48,982 - Let me see. Let me see. - You shot me. 738 00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:50,483 It was an accident! 739 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:53,186 Keith: It's just a nick. The stab wound's worse. 740 00:35:53,353 --> 00:35:55,121 - I'm sorry! - You killed the other guys. 741 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:58,358 Yeah. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? 742 00:35:58,525 --> 00:35:59,392 [grunts] 743 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:01,961 Keep going. 744 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,660 [sirens wailing] 745 00:36:19,379 --> 00:36:21,481 - [phone ringing] - Lori: Okay. Right. Come on. 746 00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:23,383 - Excuse me? Miss? - What? 747 00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:26,152 - Do you want me to get that? - What? 748 00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:27,821 Terry: The machine will get it. 749 00:36:27,987 --> 00:36:30,230 - Lori: Come on. Come on. - [phone ringing] 750 00:36:30,156 --> 00:36:31,691 - No one's answering. - Keep trying! 751 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:33,693 What's the point? It's all automated now anyway. 752 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,610 [dog barking] 753 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:37,364 [whining] 754 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,102 What's he doing? 755 00:36:43,403 --> 00:36:44,838 Ulysses: Hey, it's okay, Olive. 756 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:45,905 Is that a dog? 757 00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:50,243 Mike, cover at the rear. 758 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:52,379 - Deputy, cover my ***. - Oh, just hang on. 759 00:36:52,545 --> 00:36:55,150 Guys... I'm going in. 760 00:36:55,215 --> 00:36:56,750 The ****you are. 761 00:36:58,251 --> 00:36:59,586 - Sir. - Look. 762 00:36:59,753 --> 00:37:00,687 Let's just wait for some more backup. 763 00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:02,389 If we don't play this right, 764 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:04,190 we're going to have a massacre in there. 765 00:37:06,259 --> 00:37:08,194 - You guys okay? - Mike: Yeah. 766 00:37:08,695 --> 00:37:09,562 Calm down. 767 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:11,398 This is messy. 768 00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:14,534 What are we going to do about him? 769 00:37:15,935 --> 00:37:19,205 - Why you asking me? - Calm cleans messy. 770 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:23,743 - I'm going to talk to them. - [cell phone ringing] 771 00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:27,881 Blaine: We got us a situation. 772 00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:30,784 Yeah, I do know what I signed up for, 773 00:37:30,984 --> 00:37:32,786 but jeez, I didn't think I'd actually have to do it. 774 00:37:33,586 --> 00:37:34,721 Hello? 775 00:37:42,729 --> 00:37:43,730 ****. 776 00:37:44,597 --> 00:37:45,565 Deputy, what did he say? 777 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:47,434 You know what he said. 778 00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:50,570 We all agreed to the same damn thing. 779 00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:56,576 Come on. Come on. Come on. 780 00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:58,780 Ulysses: Stay cool! I'm coming in! 781 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:08,655 - Lori: You okay? - [breathes heavily] 782 00:38:09,322 --> 00:38:10,457 Yeah. 783 00:38:14,594 --> 00:38:15,628 Damn it. 784 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,335 - [gun firing] - Ah! 785 00:38:22,502 --> 00:38:25,138 [gun firing, glass shattering] 786 00:38:26,673 --> 00:38:29,609 - [grunting] - [hostages screaming] 787 00:38:29,776 --> 00:38:30,977 [coughing] 788 00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:32,345 Mike: Oh, shit. Did you hit his vest? 789 00:38:32,512 --> 00:38:33,546 ****. 790 00:38:34,347 --> 00:38:35,715 - [gun firing] - [shouting] 791 00:38:35,949 --> 00:38:37,617 Hold fire! Hold fire! Hold your ****ing fire! 792 00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:38,718 You have someone out there? 793 00:38:38,952 --> 00:38:40,353 Why are they shooting at you? 794 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,490 [guns firing] 795 00:38:43,957 --> 00:38:45,658 - Ah! - [firing] 796 00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:46,659 ************! 797 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:49,462 [firing] 798 00:38:49,662 --> 00:38:50,964 - Ah! - [firing] 799 00:38:51,131 --> 00:38:53,660 [grunts] Did I get him? 800 00:38:53,299 --> 00:38:54,300 - Uh-- - Did I get him? 801 00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:55,669 Yeah. Yeah. No. 802 00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:58,171 - [gun firing] - [yelping] 803 00:38:58,371 --> 00:38:59,539 [panting] 804 00:39:01,808 --> 00:39:03,677 Ah! My ear! 805 00:39:04,177 --> 00:39:05,512 - Mike, my ear! - [groans] 806 00:39:06,546 --> 00:39:08,148 - [grunting] - [clicking] 807 00:39:08,248 --> 00:39:09,416 Get down! 808 00:39:09,649 --> 00:39:10,684 - [firing] - [shouting] 809 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:15,655 ****! 810 00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:20,160 [Blaine groaning] 811 00:39:20,326 --> 00:39:21,261 - [gun firing] - [Lori shrieking] 812 00:39:21,494 --> 00:39:22,395 Get behind me! 813 00:39:22,562 --> 00:39:23,697 [firing] 814 00:39:23,863 --> 00:39:24,764 Go! Go! Go! 815 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:26,990 [clicking] 816 00:39:26,266 --> 00:39:27,200 [firing] 817 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,168 You too! Come on! 818 00:39:28,334 --> 00:39:29,703 [gun firing] 819 00:39:30,937 --> 00:39:34,700 [firing] 820 00:39:34,174 --> 00:39:36,343 [people shouting] 821 00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:42,415 [groaning] 822 00:39:42,582 --> 00:39:44,417 - Ulysses: Move! Move! - [people shouting] 823 00:39:44,584 --> 00:39:45,452 Man: Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 824 00:39:45,685 --> 00:39:46,686 Stop! 825 00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:51,257 I shot Terry. 826 00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:55,610 It's fine, alright? Just... Just help me with my ear. 827 00:39:55,195 --> 00:39:56,730 You think they can put it back on? 828 00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,465 - Okay. Oh, that's bad. - Blaine: I need more snow. 829 00:39:58,631 --> 00:40:01,568 Mike: Oh, that's bad. Really bad. 830 00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:03,470 Is this some kind of setup? Are you guys in on this? 831 00:40:03,636 --> 00:40:06,206 No! We're just-- Shooting at us I get. 832 00:40:06,373 --> 00:40:08,308 It's fair. We're robbing the bank. 833 00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:09,576 But you're the sheriff. 834 00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:10,744 Why are they shooting at you? 835 00:40:10,910 --> 00:40:11,911 I'm at a loss. 836 00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:13,460 Lori: But you're the sheriff! 837 00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:14,614 I'm the goddamn substitute. 838 00:40:14,781 --> 00:40:15,949 - What, man? - What? 839 00:40:16,149 --> 00:40:17,830 What are you talking about, man? 840 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,585 - Hey! - Okay! 841 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:20,453 - I'm sorry! - What's going on? 842 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,257 Why didn't you guys just take the till? 843 00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:25,759 When you asked about the vault, they... they... 844 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:27,260 What about the vault? 845 00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:31,664 Don't make me ask twice. 846 00:40:39,506 --> 00:40:41,174 Holy shit. 847 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:48,140 Yeah. We weren't after this. 848 00:40:48,415 --> 00:40:50,417 - What is this? - Oh. 849 00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:52,185 Oh, come on. 850 00:40:53,753 --> 00:40:55,288 Hey! Come back here! 851 00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:56,423 Where you going? 852 00:40:57,257 --> 00:40:58,625 Calm the ****down! 853 00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:01,528 Be cool, man. Just chill. Chill. 854 00:41:01,661 --> 00:41:03,296 Terry: We're beyond chill, mother-- 855 00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:04,864 - Ah! - [gun firing] 856 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:06,990 [thudding] 857 00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:07,300 Oh. 858 00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:13,773 [panting] 859 00:41:15,442 --> 00:41:17,377 [knocking] 860 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:22,150 Lori: Okay. We gotta put pressure on it. 861 00:41:22,148 --> 00:41:23,683 Ready? One, two, three. 862 00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:25,685 - [groaning] Oh, yeah. - I know. I'm sorry. 863 00:41:25,852 --> 00:41:26,686 That stings. 864 00:41:26,853 --> 00:41:29,456 [knocking] 865 00:41:29,622 --> 00:41:30,690 [groaning] 866 00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:33,460 [knocking] 867 00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:39,499 [gun firing] 868 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:40,567 [yelping] 869 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,135 [shouting] Mike, is that you? 870 00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:43,536 I can hear your jacket! 871 00:41:43,703 --> 00:41:44,704 No, boss! 872 00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:49,342 - [firing] - [grunting] 873 00:41:49,476 --> 00:41:50,677 [gun firing] 874 00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:54,214 Go around! 875 00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:56,716 Please, get us out of here. 876 00:41:58,180 --> 00:41:59,419 Oh. 877 00:41:59,586 --> 00:42:01,210 - What's happening? - Ulysses: Heck if I know. 878 00:42:01,154 --> 00:42:02,422 It's Lori, right? 879 00:42:02,655 --> 00:42:04,190 Yeah. This is Keith. 880 00:42:04,357 --> 00:42:05,492 That's Ulysses. 881 00:42:06,359 --> 00:42:09,729 Oh, hey. Did you ever get dog food for Olive? 882 00:42:09,896 --> 00:42:12,320 - Yeah, I did. - Ulysses: Good. 883 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:13,533 What is going on here? 884 00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:15,869 I don't know what the hell this is, 885 00:42:16,736 --> 00:42:20,273 but they shot at me and you didn't, 886 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,209 so the way I see it, this ****ed-up little trio of ours, 887 00:42:23,376 --> 00:42:25,450 we're a team. You good with that? 888 00:42:25,211 --> 00:42:26,279 Lori: Yes, sir. 889 00:42:28,348 --> 00:42:29,282 Yes, sir. 890 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:31,885 How you feeling? 891 00:42:32,218 --> 00:42:34,540 Yeah, about as good as I look. 892 00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:36,560 So worse than I thought, then. 893 00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:38,858 [phone ringing] 894 00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:40,894 I'll buy us some time. 895 00:42:41,461 --> 00:42:42,629 Time for what? 896 00:42:43,463 --> 00:42:44,464 I'm working on that. 897 00:42:45,298 --> 00:42:46,700 See what's inside those crates. 898 00:42:47,934 --> 00:42:51,370 - Why? - Because they look military, 899 00:42:51,204 --> 00:42:52,539 and we look outgunned. 900 00:42:54,541 --> 00:42:57,210 [groaning] 901 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:02,615 Deputy Blaine? You still with us? 902 00:43:02,782 --> 00:43:04,951 Kibner: Yeah. Luckily for you, he is. 903 00:43:05,552 --> 00:43:07,887 You managed to shoot his ear off, I'll tell you. 904 00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:09,890 Mayor. 905 00:43:09,255 --> 00:43:10,757 Kibner: Yeah. Sheriff... 906 00:43:12,225 --> 00:43:13,226 Sheriff? 907 00:43:14,661 --> 00:43:15,762 He hung up on me. 908 00:43:16,496 --> 00:43:17,897 The ****er hung up on me. 909 00:43:18,932 --> 00:43:20,500 No, no, no. Lower your guns. 910 00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:22,936 My bad. My bad. Bars. 911 00:43:24,404 --> 00:43:25,805 All right. Here. I got him. I got him. 912 00:43:25,972 --> 00:43:26,973 You were saying? 913 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:28,575 Kibner: Yeah. I was saying 914 00:43:28,775 --> 00:43:32,579 that I asked my deputy to shoot you clean through, 915 00:43:32,779 --> 00:43:36,416 but I guess, like, a small request is too much for him. 916 00:43:36,616 --> 00:43:38,618 What are you, blind? 917 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:40,453 Blaine: Sorry. Snow got into my eye, 918 00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:42,455 so I had to close it and... and... 919 00:43:42,622 --> 00:43:43,656 Kibner: You what? 920 00:43:43,823 --> 00:43:45,258 I've seen what's in the vault. 921 00:43:45,425 --> 00:43:47,660 - [banging] - Who's in on this? 922 00:43:47,827 --> 00:43:50,263 Is it you and Blaine or the whole department? 923 00:43:51,297 --> 00:43:55,435 Son, I have got the whole town at my back. 924 00:43:56,836 --> 00:43:59,973 Let me explain. You're just one cop. 925 00:44:00,173 --> 00:44:04,210 We're Normal, population 1,890. 926 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:10,160 What's it all about, Mayor? 927 00:44:10,817 --> 00:44:12,452 Kibner: What's this all about? 928 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,989 You know, main streets like ours... 929 00:44:17,557 --> 00:44:20,960 they are like strewn corpses across America, 930 00:44:21,127 --> 00:44:23,196 holding on by a thread, 931 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:26,299 hoping they can keep a dialysis center open 932 00:44:26,499 --> 00:44:27,967 or a little thrift shop 933 00:44:28,134 --> 00:44:31,370 or an antique store with no antiques. 934 00:44:31,204 --> 00:44:34,174 They've been plundered by banks and conglomerates. 935 00:44:34,374 --> 00:44:36,409 So when the Yakuza came 936 00:44:36,576 --> 00:44:37,844 and said they want to make a deal-- 937 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:39,713 With the Yakuza? 938 00:44:39,879 --> 00:44:41,140 Kibner: Trust me. 939 00:44:41,214 --> 00:44:42,582 They're a thing. 940 00:44:42,816 --> 00:44:44,718 They make a lot of money in America. 941 00:44:44,884 --> 00:44:46,486 They can't ship it all home. 942 00:44:46,653 --> 00:44:48,154 So when they asked us to hold 943 00:44:48,321 --> 00:44:50,256 a portion of their illicit US profits-- 944 00:44:50,423 --> 00:44:52,250 for a percentage, mind-- 945 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:54,494 I said, "Sure. We'll take it." 946 00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:56,830 And the whole town sold its soul. 947 00:44:56,996 --> 00:44:58,365 Not the whole town. 948 00:44:58,531 --> 00:45:00,900 There was some negative Nancys. 949 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:05,171 But I took care of them, trust me. 950 00:45:07,173 --> 00:45:08,575 Ulysses: And, uh... 951 00:45:08,742 --> 00:45:10,944 me having seen what I've seen, 952 00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:13,680 I guess there's no way out of this for me alive. 953 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,683 You know, there's a way. You want a deal? 954 00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:18,918 Ulysses: What kind of deal? 955 00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:22,550 You put a bullet in the head of those two *******s 956 00:45:22,255 --> 00:45:23,890 that started this trouble, 957 00:45:24,758 --> 00:45:25,925 the blood on your hands 958 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,610 is insurance enough for me. 959 00:45:28,628 --> 00:45:30,960 What do you say? 960 00:45:38,405 --> 00:45:40,400 All right, now, he hung up on me. 961 00:45:40,206 --> 00:45:43,760 Now, he hung up on me! Guns up! 962 00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:45,450 Officer: All right, here we go, here we go. 963 00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:48,415 What'd you find? 964 00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:49,916 [moose grunting] 965 00:45:50,830 --> 00:45:51,418 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 966 00:45:52,218 --> 00:45:54,721 - There it is. - [moose bellowing] 967 00:45:55,555 --> 00:45:57,900 [grunting] 968 00:45:57,257 --> 00:45:58,825 It's so beautiful. 969 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:00,393 [electricity buzzing] 970 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,129 Man: There goes the substation at Brandon! 971 00:46:03,296 --> 00:46:05,732 Storm must have knocked the power out. 972 00:46:05,932 --> 00:46:07,400 Oh, darn. 973 00:46:09,903 --> 00:46:11,400 Alex: Hello? 974 00:46:11,905 --> 00:46:13,730 Let me out! 975 00:46:21,781 --> 00:46:23,116 Officer: I think this is a good omen, right? 976 00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:26,419 [police officers yelping] 977 00:46:29,155 --> 00:46:32,125 - Jesus. - That's not where I was aiming. 978 00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:34,427 - [tense music playing] - Let's go. 979 00:46:35,495 --> 00:46:36,996 I think I can see someone. 980 00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:40,433 [police officers screaming] 981 00:46:41,534 --> 00:46:43,703 [screaming] 982 00:46:45,438 --> 00:46:46,706 [screams] 983 00:46:52,445 --> 00:46:55,949 [screaming, shouting] 984 00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:57,283 Give me that. 985 00:47:06,659 --> 00:47:07,994 [music concludes] 986 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,640 [Mike breathes heavily] 987 00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:13,466 - police officer: Holy shit! - ****this! 988 00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:15,902 ****this town! 989 00:47:16,690 --> 00:47:17,904 - Blaine: Calm down, Tom. - I am outta here! 990 00:47:18,710 --> 00:47:19,539 - [gun firing] - [groans] 991 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:25,178 - Anyone else? - Blaine: No, no, no, no. 992 00:47:26,179 --> 00:47:27,580 We're all good, Joe. We're all good. 993 00:47:28,381 --> 00:47:30,884 - Where did they go? - Oh, hey, Mr. Joe. 994 00:47:31,510 --> 00:47:32,485 Where did they go? 995 00:47:32,652 --> 00:47:34,487 They headed down, back towards Main Street. 996 00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,570 You touch the base with Oyabun? 997 00:47:37,891 --> 00:47:39,250 Which means? 998 00:47:39,492 --> 00:47:41,194 There's no way to get a hold of him. 999 00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:45,310 For all he knows, his piggy bank was raided. 1000 00:47:45,498 --> 00:47:47,333 Oyabun is coming. 1001 00:47:49,836 --> 00:47:50,904 [in Japanese] No answer. 1002 00:47:51,705 --> 00:47:53,173 What the ****? 1003 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:57,410 Okay, you sons of bitches! We fly tonight! 1004 00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:02,115 [wind gusting] 1005 00:48:04,384 --> 00:48:05,518 Ulysses: [in English] Go! Go! 1006 00:48:08,121 --> 00:48:10,523 Shit. I'm out. Get off the street. 1007 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:12,392 We're sitting ducks out here. Keep moving. 1008 00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:14,627 - Hey, freeze! - Ulysses: Oh, shit! 1009 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,231 Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 1010 00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:20,100 Ulysses: Get inside! Get inside! 1011 00:48:20,266 --> 00:48:22,102 - Officer: Drop it now! - Ulysses: Don't shoot! 1012 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:26,106 Stand down! [grunts] 1013 00:48:27,273 --> 00:48:28,942 Keith: Oh! Okay! 1014 00:48:29,109 --> 00:48:30,877 - Oh, God! [groans] - Come on, baby. 1015 00:48:31,770 --> 00:48:32,979 I thought this was a normal town, 1016 00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:34,414 but this is not normal. 1017 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:37,884 Ulysses: Stop shooting! 1018 00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:41,254 - God damn it! - [ambient music playing] 1019 00:48:41,421 --> 00:48:42,722 Lori: Are both your wounds okay? 1020 00:48:42,889 --> 00:48:44,324 - Yeah. - [door clanking] 1021 00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:47,394 I think I heard something. Hold on. Hold on. 1022 00:48:48,495 --> 00:48:49,496 Come on. 1023 00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:54,567 Hello? 1024 00:48:56,436 --> 00:48:58,738 - [shop bell jangling] - How is he? 1025 00:48:58,905 --> 00:49:01,241 Not good. I think there's someone in here. 1026 00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:02,442 Mary Beth: Hello? 1027 00:49:03,476 --> 00:49:04,778 - Ulysses: Mary Beth. - Oh, my God. What happened? 1028 00:49:04,944 --> 00:49:06,579 Have you got a first-aid kit? 1029 00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:08,148 - Yeah, in my stock room. - [radio static crackles] 1030 00:49:08,314 --> 00:49:10,850 Is that radio working? How is that on? 1031 00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:12,752 Uh, battery operated. 1032 00:49:12,852 --> 00:49:15,121 You said this is a CB radio, too, right? 1033 00:49:15,288 --> 00:49:16,623 Where's the mic on this thing? 1034 00:49:16,756 --> 00:49:18,291 Mike: Hey, Knitting Needle, 1035 00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:20,460 if you see the sheriff, you stop him. He knows. 1036 00:49:20,593 --> 00:49:22,162 Shit! [grunts] 1037 00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:29,602 - [wind gusting] - [grunts] 1038 00:49:33,173 --> 00:49:34,774 Ulysses: Calm down, Mary Beth! 1039 00:49:36,609 --> 00:49:38,178 We don't wanna hurt you! 1040 00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:42,449 Mary Beth: Sure, you don't. I wasn't born yesterday! 1041 00:49:54,294 --> 00:49:55,895 [bullets ricocheting] 1042 00:49:57,964 --> 00:50:00,367 [bullets ricocheting] 1043 00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:04,971 Mary Beth: Oh, no, my shop! Goddamn tourists. 1044 00:50:05,672 --> 00:50:08,742 Ain't got no ****ing respect. 1045 00:50:09,976 --> 00:50:11,440 Okay. 1046 00:50:13,146 --> 00:50:15,148 [strains] 1047 00:50:17,217 --> 00:50:20,186 - [screams, gasps] - [gun clicking] 1048 00:50:20,653 --> 00:50:22,188 - Ha! - Ulysses: Hey, Mary Beth! 1049 00:50:24,858 --> 00:50:26,860 [screams, grunts] 1050 00:50:26,993 --> 00:50:30,330 Let me go, you ****er! [groans] 1051 00:50:34,234 --> 00:50:35,702 Suck on this! 1052 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,242 [gurgling] 1053 00:50:43,209 --> 00:50:45,745 Lori: Oh, God. Sorry, lady. 1054 00:50:53,219 --> 00:50:54,521 [gasps] 1055 00:50:56,856 --> 00:50:58,425 - Kenny: Let there be light. - [music concludes] 1056 00:50:58,591 --> 00:51:01,961 - [power whirring] - ['50s blues rock playing] 1057 00:51:02,128 --> 00:51:06,733 Joe: You don't understand. Oyabun will have us all killed. 1058 00:51:06,933 --> 00:51:09,869 Blaine: Kenny will help us out. We'll get nice and warm inside. 1059 00:51:09,969 --> 00:51:12,906 Come on! Regroup and rearm. 1060 00:51:16,409 --> 00:51:17,944 ♪ Mm, mm, mm-hmm ♪ 1061 00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:20,747 Dr. Velie: In here, Deputy Blaine. 1062 00:51:20,914 --> 00:51:22,615 [shivers] 1063 00:51:22,749 --> 00:51:24,150 - Kenny: Evening, everybody. - Blaine: Oh, hey, Kenny. 1064 00:51:24,317 --> 00:51:25,585 Kenny, I'm gonna need your medical kit. 1065 00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:26,920 Kenny: On it, Doc. 1066 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,621 Kenny, we're gonna need some more ammo. 1067 00:51:28,822 --> 00:51:30,123 Kenny: Help yourself. You know where to find it. 1068 00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:32,425 Dr. Velie: Ice for this severed ear, Kenny! 1069 00:51:32,625 --> 00:51:34,894 So, what's with all this nighttime commotion? 1070 00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:37,970 Uh, you know, a pair of bank robbers, 1071 00:51:37,297 --> 00:51:39,990 they decided to team up with the sheriff 1072 00:51:39,265 --> 00:51:41,568 after they discovered the Yakuza gold in our vault. 1073 00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:44,137 And they blew up the mayor, Kenny. 1074 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:47,407 He's on my face. It was really gross. 1075 00:51:47,574 --> 00:51:48,608 Kenny: Oh, shit. 1076 00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:51,277 Oyabun is coming to kill us all. 1077 00:51:52,512 --> 00:51:55,982 You have your devil. We have our Akuma. 1078 00:51:56,616 --> 00:51:58,284 Both fear Oyabun. 1079 00:51:58,785 --> 00:52:02,689 Look, the way I figure it, with the power down, 1080 00:52:03,890 --> 00:52:04,457 they can't get the word out. 1081 00:52:04,657 --> 00:52:06,459 And with the storm being what it is, 1082 00:52:07,193 --> 00:52:09,496 they're stuck here with us. 1083 00:52:10,497 --> 00:52:12,932 And you know, better to be the hunter... 1084 00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:15,168 than the hunted. 1085 00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:17,103 Right? 1086 00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:18,805 - Yeah. - Yes. 1087 00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:20,340 So, who's up for an affogato? 1088 00:52:21,441 --> 00:52:22,208 On the house. 1089 00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:24,144 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1090 00:52:24,644 --> 00:52:25,979 - [music concludes] - Open that. 1091 00:52:26,146 --> 00:52:29,115 Oh, damn. Oh, God. Gimme some tape. 1092 00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:30,483 Where's Olive? 1093 00:52:30,650 --> 00:52:31,685 Lori: She's in the car, sweetheart. 1094 00:52:31,985 --> 00:52:33,353 We left the heater on, remember? 1095 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,657 So, it's just us three versus this entire whack-*** town? 1096 00:52:37,857 --> 00:52:39,559 Well, usually, when you rob a bank, 1097 00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:41,327 there are consequences. 1098 00:52:41,494 --> 00:52:43,363 Although this, this is a new one. 1099 00:52:44,898 --> 00:52:46,366 We just wanted something. 1100 00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:48,802 If we get through whatever the ****this is, 1101 00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:50,537 that'll be something. 1102 00:52:51,204 --> 00:52:53,673 [grunting] Okay. What's the plan? 1103 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:56,509 We're gonna go to the police station. 1104 00:52:56,676 --> 00:52:59,813 They got a snowplow there. We'll get the ****out of Dodge. 1105 00:52:59,979 --> 00:53:02,816 Okay. I can drive a snowplow. 1106 00:53:02,982 --> 00:53:04,551 Ulysses: Then you're the man. 1107 00:53:04,718 --> 00:53:06,186 - Let's go. Let's go. - Lori: Okay. 1108 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,688 [wind gusting] 1109 00:53:08,855 --> 00:53:10,390 Ulysses: Come on, Mr. Plow. 1110 00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:15,395 [automatic gunfire] 1111 00:53:17,697 --> 00:53:19,265 [alarm blaring] 1112 00:53:21,835 --> 00:53:24,237 - [alarm blaring] - Go! Go! 1113 00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:28,108 Ulysses: I'm okay. He hit the vest! Get out of here! 1114 00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:29,843 We'll meet at the police station! 1115 00:53:30,877 --> 00:53:31,845 Stop! 1116 00:53:33,513 --> 00:53:35,415 Maynard: Lookie what I hooked. 1117 00:53:39,219 --> 00:53:40,854 - [grunts] - [gun firing] 1118 00:53:41,855 --> 00:53:44,124 [grunts, pants] 1119 00:53:47,293 --> 00:53:49,863 Hello, Sheriff. Eat bar! 1120 00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:51,898 [both grunt] 1121 00:54:12,585 --> 00:54:15,255 [grunting continues] 1122 00:54:16,589 --> 00:54:18,892 You're a slippery little fishy, ain't ya? 1123 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:23,229 [both grunt] 1124 00:54:24,898 --> 00:54:26,566 God damn it! Stay down! 1125 00:54:30,937 --> 00:54:34,740 - What the hell, man? - What is wrong with you people? 1126 00:54:34,174 --> 00:54:35,775 We looked you up and we chose you 1127 00:54:35,942 --> 00:54:38,345 because of your reputation for not giving a shit. 1128 00:54:38,578 --> 00:54:40,480 Why'd you decide to start now? 1129 00:54:41,414 --> 00:54:42,782 I'm not myself lately. 1130 00:54:44,951 --> 00:54:46,186 [groans] 1131 00:54:49,890 --> 00:54:51,658 - [screams] - [Ulysses grunts] 1132 00:54:52,926 --> 00:54:56,960 [yelps, screams] 1133 00:54:57,964 --> 00:54:59,766 God damn. 1134 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,302 - God... - [grunts] 1135 00:55:02,469 --> 00:55:05,205 [alarm continues blaring] 1136 00:55:14,647 --> 00:55:15,715 [tense music playing] 1137 00:55:15,949 --> 00:55:18,510 [gun firing in distance] 1138 00:55:18,218 --> 00:55:21,454 Ulysses: Heh. Old-fashioned stump removers. 1139 00:55:22,122 --> 00:55:24,570 [gun firing in distance] 1140 00:55:24,224 --> 00:55:26,493 [guns firing] 1141 00:55:29,462 --> 00:55:30,463 I'm out. 1142 00:55:30,663 --> 00:55:31,664 - Huh? - I don't have anymore. 1143 00:55:32,665 --> 00:55:34,134 [guns clicking empty] 1144 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:36,569 [pants, grunts] 1145 00:55:41,307 --> 00:55:43,543 Was that a mailman? What? 1146 00:55:46,179 --> 00:55:47,747 You stole a gold brick? 1147 00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:50,250 Of course I did. 1148 00:55:52,986 --> 00:55:54,554 - [grunts] - [groans] 1149 00:55:56,890 --> 00:55:57,557 [both grunt] 1150 00:56:01,861 --> 00:56:02,929 [groans] 1151 00:56:05,165 --> 00:56:06,266 [groans] 1152 00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:15,275 [metal creaking] 1153 00:56:24,217 --> 00:56:25,118 [gun clicking] 1154 00:56:25,285 --> 00:56:29,556 [trigger continues clicking] 1155 00:56:29,723 --> 00:56:32,359 - [metal creaking] - [music concludes] 1156 00:56:35,462 --> 00:56:38,465 [sighs] Physics, bitch. 1157 00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:43,970 Is he okay? 1158 00:56:44,137 --> 00:56:46,206 Um, no. 1159 00:56:46,740 --> 00:56:49,442 - [guns firing] - Go! Go! 1160 00:56:50,377 --> 00:56:51,378 Keith: Go! 1161 00:56:53,713 --> 00:56:55,448 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 1162 00:57:02,756 --> 00:57:04,570 They murdered James. 1163 00:57:05,725 --> 00:57:07,227 They murdered our mailman. 1164 00:57:08,928 --> 00:57:10,397 Oh, what fresh hell is this? 1165 00:57:10,597 --> 00:57:12,265 Mike: Whoa, be careful with that, Father. 1166 00:57:12,465 --> 00:57:14,834 [chuckling] It's only a flare. 1167 00:57:16,803 --> 00:57:19,139 Hey, there's another one. It's okay. 1168 00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:20,407 [screams] 1169 00:57:21,641 --> 00:57:23,476 [all scream] 1170 00:57:24,978 --> 00:57:25,945 Clayton! 1171 00:57:27,247 --> 00:57:28,782 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 1172 00:57:28,915 --> 00:57:30,830 - Mike! - Mike: I got it, Blaine! 1173 00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:31,484 - I got it! I got it. - Mike... 1174 00:57:31,651 --> 00:57:32,919 Officer: What are you doing, Mike? 1175 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:34,688 - God's sakes. - [pants] 1176 00:57:38,258 --> 00:57:41,461 See that, Blaine? I'm a hero. 1177 00:57:43,263 --> 00:57:44,497 [all yelp] 1178 00:57:45,265 --> 00:57:46,366 Mike! 1179 00:57:47,267 --> 00:57:48,435 Oh, he's gone. 1180 00:57:50,136 --> 00:57:51,805 - [groans] - [ground rumbles] 1181 00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:54,774 Yeah, no thank you. 1182 00:57:55,442 --> 00:57:58,110 [men shouting, screaming] 1183 00:58:04,117 --> 00:58:06,853 [groaning] 1184 00:58:06,986 --> 00:58:11,124 [hip-hop music playing] 1185 00:58:11,291 --> 00:58:16,229 [man rapping in Japanese] 1186 00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,533 [speaking in Japanese] 1187 00:58:25,338 --> 00:58:27,407 [in Japanese] Ten ****ing hours... 1188 00:58:29,576 --> 00:58:30,744 My *** aches. 1189 00:58:31,978 --> 00:58:33,130 [music concludes] 1190 00:58:33,179 --> 00:58:34,681 [engine sputtering] 1191 00:58:35,582 --> 00:58:37,217 [ominous music playing] 1192 00:58:44,570 --> 00:58:45,558 [engine continues sputtering] 1193 00:58:55,368 --> 00:58:57,300 [in English] I thought you knew how to drive one of these. 1194 00:58:57,170 --> 00:59:00,874 Yeah, I do. But, you know, I do. 1195 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:03,176 - I... I did. - [clicking buttons] 1196 00:59:03,343 --> 00:59:05,110 It's just-- it's just... 1197 00:59:05,178 --> 00:59:07,781 [engine continues sputtering] 1198 00:59:08,581 --> 00:59:10,383 Lori: Remember when you said you could drive a train? 1199 00:59:10,517 --> 00:59:11,951 And that was bullshit, too. 1200 00:59:13,453 --> 00:59:15,255 - [engine revving] - Yeah. [chuckles] 1201 00:59:15,388 --> 00:59:16,356 - See? - Yeah. 1202 00:59:16,523 --> 00:59:17,857 - Yeah. - [exhales] 1203 00:59:19,392 --> 00:59:22,195 Keith: It's the matter of going forwards, right? 1204 00:59:22,896 --> 00:59:24,364 - [gun firing] - Give me that. 1205 00:59:24,531 --> 00:59:25,732 [tense music playing] 1206 00:59:25,899 --> 00:59:28,301 You're spoiling everything. 1207 00:59:28,535 --> 00:59:30,136 [air hissing] 1208 00:59:30,804 --> 00:59:32,539 - Oh no. - [metal groaning] 1209 00:59:32,739 --> 00:59:34,207 Help! Sheriff, help! 1210 00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:36,710 [both yelp] 1211 00:59:36,810 --> 00:59:38,611 - [pants] - [music concludes] 1212 00:59:44,617 --> 00:59:45,418 Hey. 1213 00:59:45,585 --> 00:59:46,553 [both yelp] 1214 00:59:46,653 --> 00:59:48,540 Ulysses: Oh, my bad. 1215 00:59:48,388 --> 00:59:51,424 I should have knocked. Can you drive this thing? 1216 00:59:51,558 --> 00:59:53,626 [sighs] Yeah, I think so. 1217 00:59:53,793 --> 00:59:55,462 Okay, well, get to a hospital. 1218 00:59:55,662 --> 00:59:58,331 - You're not coming with us? - No, I'm sticking around. 1219 00:59:59,265 --> 01:00:02,402 I'm tired of running away from every goddamn thing. 1220 01:00:02,836 --> 01:00:05,171 And you consider this your second chance. 1221 01:00:05,338 --> 01:00:07,507 You take that gold brick, eh? 1222 01:00:08,675 --> 01:00:10,677 And go build something good out of it. 1223 01:00:11,277 --> 01:00:12,746 Take care of yourselves. 1224 01:00:15,810 --> 01:00:16,416 [door whirring] 1225 01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:18,818 [epic music playing] 1226 01:00:26,426 --> 01:00:27,527 Go. 1227 01:00:31,498 --> 01:00:33,500 Lori: How do we even sell a gold brick? 1228 01:00:34,134 --> 01:00:35,435 Break it in half? 1229 01:00:35,602 --> 01:00:37,971 Keith: Well, haven't thought that far ahead. 1230 01:00:45,812 --> 01:00:47,447 Damn it. Where could they have gone? 1231 01:00:47,614 --> 01:00:49,150 It's a small town. 1232 01:00:49,149 --> 01:00:50,617 - [engine rumbling] - Hey. 1233 01:00:51,951 --> 01:00:53,453 That's our plow. 1234 01:00:53,853 --> 01:00:55,722 Dr. Velie: That ain't Ulysses. He ain't the running type. 1235 01:00:55,889 --> 01:00:57,857 Woman: Well, where's he gonna hide? 1236 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,660 - Police station. - Let's get him. 1237 01:01:14,307 --> 01:01:15,842 - Whoa! Jeez! - Lori: Stop! Stop! 1238 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:17,770 There's Olive. 1239 01:01:22,215 --> 01:01:24,250 - [Olive barking] - Hey, sweet girl. 1240 01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:26,986 - Good girl. Come on. - [Olive barks] 1241 01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:28,655 [whimpering] 1242 01:01:29,889 --> 01:01:30,990 Let's go. 1243 01:01:41,201 --> 01:01:43,103 - Let's go home. - [Olive barking] 1244 01:01:43,336 --> 01:01:46,239 Keith: Yeah, Olive. ****this place. 1245 01:01:59,786 --> 01:02:01,210 [racks gun] 1246 01:02:02,689 --> 01:02:03,890 [music concludes] 1247 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:06,893 [pants] 1248 01:02:07,894 --> 01:02:08,928 [groans] 1249 01:02:10,864 --> 01:02:11,931 [coughs] 1250 01:02:13,233 --> 01:02:14,934 [wheezes] Moira. 1251 01:02:17,737 --> 01:02:18,738 Hey, lawman. 1252 01:02:20,874 --> 01:02:22,208 [wheezing] You don't-- 1253 01:02:22,575 --> 01:02:24,944 you don't happen to have a drink on you, do you? 1254 01:02:25,779 --> 01:02:29,215 Now, what kind of bartender would I be... if I didn't? 1255 01:02:31,217 --> 01:02:33,420 - Let's trade. - [groans] 1256 01:02:37,557 --> 01:02:39,392 Uh-uh, ****ing slowly. 1257 01:02:40,293 --> 01:02:41,394 [sighs] 1258 01:02:46,966 --> 01:02:48,168 [groans] 1259 01:02:58,244 --> 01:03:00,413 Well, drink up... 1260 01:03:02,749 --> 01:03:04,951 so, we can all clean up this mess you made 1261 01:03:05,118 --> 01:03:08,455 before the Yakuza turn up and kill every single one of us. 1262 01:03:08,621 --> 01:03:09,823 You, too, huh? 1263 01:03:10,590 --> 01:03:12,992 Just doing what I need to to survive. 1264 01:03:13,159 --> 01:03:14,527 Ulysses: At what cost? 1265 01:03:15,762 --> 01:03:17,464 [chuckles mirthlessly] My soul. 1266 01:03:18,998 --> 01:03:20,533 Although, they're cheap nowadays. 1267 01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:22,702 Hell, you sold yours, didn't you? 1268 01:03:23,536 --> 01:03:25,105 I didn't sell mine. 1269 01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:28,208 I lost it. 1270 01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:31,778 How did you know? 1271 01:03:31,945 --> 01:03:33,813 Bartenders hear a lot of bullshit. 1272 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,385 You get really good at sniffing out the lies. 1273 01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:44,224 Your story was true right until the end, am I right? 1274 01:03:48,495 --> 01:03:50,363 The girl didn't kill her dad. 1275 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,660 You did. 1276 01:03:58,872 --> 01:04:00,400 I shot him... 1277 01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:04,878 right between the eyes for what he'd done. 1278 01:04:09,215 --> 01:04:10,650 I figured it was justice. 1279 01:04:12,986 --> 01:04:14,487 Now, I don't know. 1280 01:04:15,488 --> 01:04:18,191 I've been avoiding making any choices since then, 1281 01:04:19,192 --> 01:04:22,328 just watching life from the sidelines. 1282 01:04:23,290 --> 01:04:24,597 That's my truth. 1283 01:04:25,665 --> 01:04:28,735 Now, you go. What happened to Gunderson? 1284 01:04:28,902 --> 01:04:30,270 I already told mine. 1285 01:04:30,503 --> 01:04:31,838 Me, fish? ****no. 1286 01:04:32,772 --> 01:04:34,407 Probably the only one in town who don't. 1287 01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:38,545 Gunderson, he had a fishing pole in one hand, 1288 01:04:38,678 --> 01:04:41,514 like this one, and an auger in the other. 1289 01:04:42,115 --> 01:04:44,417 So, my guess is he thought he was going ice fishing. 1290 01:04:45,418 --> 01:04:47,620 Who the ****goes ice fishing with a fly rod? 1291 01:04:47,854 --> 01:04:49,289 [sighs] No one. 1292 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,226 I lied. I killed him. 1293 01:04:53,893 --> 01:04:55,895 Because he wanted a bigger cut of the deal? 1294 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,399 Because he wanted out of the job, of... 1295 01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:03,103 [sighing] ...the town, the arrangement. 1296 01:05:03,536 --> 01:05:04,537 Why? 1297 01:05:06,239 --> 01:05:07,374 Missed his kid. 1298 01:05:08,274 --> 01:05:09,976 This town made him choose. 1299 01:05:10,877 --> 01:05:13,747 It's a small town in every way, you know, 1300 01:05:14,414 --> 01:05:17,217 - small-minded. - Yeah, I get that. 1301 01:05:18,885 --> 01:05:21,955 - And no one gets out. - Not even him. 1302 01:05:23,423 --> 01:05:25,158 So, you got him drunk and... 1303 01:05:26,726 --> 01:05:27,994 walked him out and... 1304 01:05:28,161 --> 01:05:29,896 Watched him freeze to death... 1305 01:05:31,131 --> 01:05:34,300 which takes longer than you'd think. 1306 01:05:35,135 --> 01:05:38,938 Unless you're wet, which he was, because I poured water on him. 1307 01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:42,275 But I learned something about myself that night. 1308 01:05:43,576 --> 01:05:45,278 - What's that? - [sighs] 1309 01:05:45,445 --> 01:05:47,113 That I can do what needs to be done. 1310 01:05:48,348 --> 01:05:51,418 - What happened to you? - Nothing I didn't choose. 1311 01:05:54,187 --> 01:05:56,156 Like I said, that's a cool belt. 1312 01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:00,627 [groans] 1313 01:06:04,164 --> 01:06:05,765 What the ****, Sheriff? 1314 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,134 Tell me about it. 1315 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,138 I think he would have wanted you to have this, 1316 01:06:12,339 --> 01:06:14,274 especially in light of current events. 1317 01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:17,177 [sighs] 1318 01:06:19,446 --> 01:06:21,181 Let's go, Deputy. 1319 01:06:22,148 --> 01:06:24,451 This shit storm is only gonna get worse. 1320 01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:38,331 Whoa! 1321 01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:44,504 [engine revving] 1322 01:06:44,637 --> 01:06:45,705 Hey, Blaine. 1323 01:06:46,973 --> 01:06:48,808 - [engine revving] - Light 'em up! 1324 01:06:52,245 --> 01:06:53,580 Bulletproof, ************s. 1325 01:06:53,813 --> 01:06:55,582 [guns firing, shots ricocheting] 1326 01:06:55,815 --> 01:06:57,650 [engine revving] 1327 01:06:57,817 --> 01:06:59,486 [tires screeching] 1328 01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:01,654 - [screams] - [squelching] 1329 01:07:01,821 --> 01:07:02,655 Whoa! 1330 01:07:03,223 --> 01:07:05,580 [shots ricocheting] 1331 01:07:05,658 --> 01:07:06,893 [laughs] 1332 01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:09,929 - [groans] - Hey, Blaine! 1333 01:07:11,865 --> 01:07:13,733 - Yeah, Joe? - Damn it. 1334 01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:16,436 Did we leave anyone back at the bank? 1335 01:07:17,771 --> 01:07:18,772 No, Joe. 1336 01:07:20,730 --> 01:07:21,174 And the vault? 1337 01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:23,209 Yeah, Joe? 1338 01:07:24,678 --> 01:07:27,847 Is it... still open? 1339 01:07:29,516 --> 01:07:32,180 [tires screeching] 1340 01:07:37,424 --> 01:07:39,592 - [screams] - [glass shattering] 1341 01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:45,650 [gasps] 1342 01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:53,139 [suspenseful music playing] 1343 01:07:56,276 --> 01:07:57,477 - [radio beeping] - Ulysses: Yoo-hoo! 1344 01:07:57,711 --> 01:07:59,112 Answer the phone. 1345 01:08:01,114 --> 01:08:05,719 My deputy is currently securing the contents of your vault. 1346 01:08:11,658 --> 01:08:12,726 Securing? 1347 01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:16,463 Ulysses: Bricks of C4 have been planted 1348 01:08:16,763 --> 01:08:21,568 in and amongst the Yakuza's physical deposits, as it were. 1349 01:08:23,603 --> 01:08:28,575 So, to sum up, if I die, it all goes boom. 1350 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:30,610 And if it goes boom, 1351 01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:34,180 well, them being the Yakuza and all, 1352 01:08:34,914 --> 01:08:37,830 I don't think it ends real well for you. 1353 01:08:38,184 --> 01:08:40,420 If we don't finish this here and now, 1354 01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:41,788 the Yakuza will hunt down 1355 01:08:41,955 --> 01:08:44,524 and kill each and every one of us, 1356 01:08:45,325 --> 01:08:46,626 me included. 1357 01:08:48,762 --> 01:08:50,663 - [music concludes] - But wait, there's more. 1358 01:08:52,766 --> 01:08:54,134 I've got a proposal. 1359 01:08:57,337 --> 01:08:58,972 We tidy up the bank, 1360 01:08:59,172 --> 01:09:02,609 make it look like an accident, like nothing bad happened. 1361 01:09:03,777 --> 01:09:06,346 Just another Saturday. 1362 01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:08,381 Mm. 1363 01:09:09,115 --> 01:09:12,485 Kenny, you say this is Belgian chocolate? 1364 01:09:12,652 --> 01:09:13,820 Kenny: French. 1365 01:09:13,987 --> 01:09:16,690 Mm. Same difference, you know. 1366 01:09:18,892 --> 01:09:21,327 So, that's your plan? 1367 01:09:22,295 --> 01:09:23,296 That's it. 1368 01:09:25,231 --> 01:09:26,833 Just make it seem like any other day. 1369 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,301 Basically, yeah. 1370 01:09:29,335 --> 01:09:33,373 The Yakuza show up, their treasure is untouched. 1371 01:09:33,907 --> 01:09:36,843 Nothing more than a car accident that set off the alarm. 1372 01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:39,813 Life in Normal is normal, calm. 1373 01:09:41,314 --> 01:09:44,584 Calm... cleans messy. 1374 01:09:45,352 --> 01:09:46,419 That's right. 1375 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:52,250 Why don't I just kill you right now? 1376 01:09:54,394 --> 01:09:56,496 The only thing your boss is gonna give a shit about 1377 01:09:56,696 --> 01:09:57,931 is that you messed up. 1378 01:09:59,566 --> 01:10:02,402 I say we play the hand that's been dealt to all of us. 1379 01:10:03,870 --> 01:10:07,173 You make us look good, we'll make you look good. 1380 01:10:08,274 --> 01:10:09,676 And maybe you get to keep the rest 1381 01:10:09,843 --> 01:10:11,411 of your goddamn fingers. 1382 01:10:11,578 --> 01:10:13,413 [suspenseful music playing] 1383 01:10:15,715 --> 01:10:19,586 I'm sorry that I, uh... killed your mayor. 1384 01:10:20,530 --> 01:10:21,688 I know you liked him a lot. 1385 01:10:23,230 --> 01:10:25,258 Though, he did seem a bit of an a-hole. 1386 01:10:28,895 --> 01:10:29,863 Okay. 1387 01:10:31,564 --> 01:10:33,330 [clearing throat] What do you say? 1388 01:10:34,434 --> 01:10:38,571 Well, it... isn't much of a plan. 1389 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:43,443 Well, I'm not much of a sheriff, but I'm all you've got. 1390 01:10:50,316 --> 01:10:52,719 - [radio beeps] - Hey, Alex. 1391 01:10:53,386 --> 01:10:54,587 Let's a put on a show. 1392 01:10:55,822 --> 01:10:57,724 I'm kind of liking... 1393 01:10:59,159 --> 01:11:00,160 Deputy. 1394 01:11:00,994 --> 01:11:02,620 [radio beeps] 1395 01:11:04,431 --> 01:11:05,432 [slurps] 1396 01:11:06,232 --> 01:11:07,167 ****yeah. 1397 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:08,802 [Japanese pop music playing] 1398 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,937 Ulysses: Come on, people! This is the new Normal! 1399 01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:12,806 It's gotta seem like an accident! 1400 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,342 Like there wasn't a massacre here, you know? 1401 01:11:15,575 --> 01:11:17,444 Bring it in! Bring it in! 1402 01:11:18,244 --> 01:11:19,946 Look for loose limbs! 1403 01:11:20,947 --> 01:11:23,160 Watch for blood splotches. 1404 01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:25,850 Cover 'em up. 1405 01:11:26,186 --> 01:11:29,255 Winter wonderland! Let's go for it, folks. 1406 01:11:29,956 --> 01:11:32,920 Make it nice for our guests. 1407 01:11:33,930 --> 01:11:34,260 Let's bring it around. 1408 01:11:34,828 --> 01:11:38,498 Down there, look for any loose entrails. 1409 01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:02,222 [music concludes] 1410 01:12:02,389 --> 01:12:03,623 Blaine: Swear to God, 1411 01:12:03,823 --> 01:12:07,160 I had no idea about killing Gunderson. 1412 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,695 Ulysses: You believed that bullshit 1413 01:12:08,828 --> 01:12:10,230 about the fishing rod? 1414 01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:11,965 Blaine: Sorry, I'm not much of a fisherman, 1415 01:12:12,132 --> 01:12:13,533 but, yeah, I get your point. 1416 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:16,136 Ulysses: And you tried to shoot me. 1417 01:12:16,302 --> 01:12:18,805 Blaine: Yeah, I did shoot you, but I didn't kill you. 1418 01:12:18,972 --> 01:12:20,840 That's the important thing. 1419 01:12:21,408 --> 01:12:23,510 We're here together, both of us... 1420 01:12:25,578 --> 01:12:26,579 alive. 1421 01:12:28,982 --> 01:12:30,160 Do you, uh... 1422 01:12:30,550 --> 01:12:32,318 Do you really think this is gonna work? 1423 01:12:34,654 --> 01:12:35,889 You a betting man? 1424 01:12:36,856 --> 01:12:38,658 To my own detriment, to be sure. 1425 01:12:41,261 --> 01:12:44,330 I'd put a Benji on the lay. 1426 01:12:45,899 --> 01:12:48,334 Wait a minute. You're-- You're betting against us? 1427 01:12:48,535 --> 01:12:51,171 [Japanese rap music playing in distance] 1428 01:12:52,339 --> 01:12:54,441 Oof. We're ****ed, huh? 1429 01:12:54,607 --> 01:12:55,842 [Japanese rap music playing] 1430 01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:58,578 Well, best get into character. 1431 01:13:10,223 --> 01:13:11,858 [music concludes] 1432 01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:14,227 [in Japanese] You got some explaining to do, don't you? 1433 01:13:14,361 --> 01:13:17,364 Yes, I have several explanations. 1434 01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:21,101 [in English] As you can s-- Can you-- Can you translate? 1435 01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:26,239 As you can see, the storm here was something else. 1436 01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:29,709 It knocked out phones, internet, cell service, hell, 1437 01:13:29,876 --> 01:13:31,578 you name it, it's down. 1438 01:13:31,778 --> 01:13:33,313 - [translator speaking Japanese] - [in English] Howdy, y'all. 1439 01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:37,317 Oh, he's the interim, like I told you. 1440 01:13:37,484 --> 01:13:40,754 He don't know shit. He's, uh, not too bright. 1441 01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,422 Ulysses: Deputy Blaine, you know these folks? 1442 01:13:42,589 --> 01:13:44,900 You want to explain to them they can't come 1443 01:13:44,257 --> 01:13:46,259 tearing through our county in a convoy like this 1444 01:13:46,459 --> 01:13:48,928 without getting a greeting from the law? 1445 01:13:49,950 --> 01:13:52,980 Well, uh, this is actually Pastor Oyabun, Sheriff. 1446 01:13:52,265 --> 01:13:53,833 - Oh, a pastor. - Mm-hmm. 1447 01:13:54,670 --> 01:13:55,301 He's got a small parish 1448 01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:57,237 just over yonder down near Everton. 1449 01:13:57,404 --> 01:13:59,272 What's his denomination? 1450 01:14:00,730 --> 01:14:02,242 Protestant. Ain't that right? 1451 01:14:02,642 --> 01:14:04,778 [in Japanese] I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about! 1452 01:14:04,978 --> 01:14:06,279 - [in English] Tell him. - He's mad. 1453 01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:07,681 Oyabun: [in Japanese] We must get going. 1454 01:14:07,847 --> 01:14:09,416 [in English] What's he upset about? 1455 01:14:09,683 --> 01:14:10,984 - [in Japanese] Bank! Bank! - Blaine: [in English] I think-- 1456 01:14:11,184 --> 01:14:13,860 I think that he wants to go to the bank. 1457 01:14:13,253 --> 01:14:14,921 [in Japanese] Are we going now or what? 1458 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:16,456 [in English] He can't go to the bank. We've got the... 1459 01:14:16,656 --> 01:14:18,591 - Yeah, yeah, but... - There's people down. 1460 01:14:18,692 --> 01:14:20,193 - It's true that... - Hey! 1461 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:21,861 Hey, hey. 1462 01:14:22,950 --> 01:14:24,364 - We'll make an exception. - Make an exception. 1463 01:14:24,531 --> 01:14:27,267 - We'll give you an escort. - Blaine: Follow us. Let's go. 1464 01:14:27,434 --> 01:14:28,935 [in Japanese] Let's go, hurry up. 1465 01:14:29,135 --> 01:14:30,537 You start driving. 1466 01:14:30,704 --> 01:14:32,672 Ulysses: [in English] Okay, Deputy Blaine, 1467 01:14:32,839 --> 01:14:35,442 let's take our guests the long way around. 1468 01:14:36,309 --> 01:14:38,678 Give them a little more time to fix up the bank. 1469 01:14:41,140 --> 01:14:42,782 [in Japanese] How can these *******s 1470 01:14:42,982 --> 01:14:44,884 get lost on a straight road? 1471 01:14:45,510 --> 01:14:46,453 [tense music playing] 1472 01:14:46,653 --> 01:14:47,787 [in English] Those aren't the best shoes. 1473 01:14:47,987 --> 01:14:49,289 Ulysses: Yes, sir. Right this way. 1474 01:14:49,456 --> 01:14:50,623 Blaine: So, just watch your step. Come on. 1475 01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:52,292 Oyabun: [in Japanese] This is it? 1476 01:14:52,459 --> 01:14:52,859 Ulysses: [in English] Well, it doesn't look good, 1477 01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:54,461 I know. 1478 01:14:54,627 --> 01:14:55,995 Oyabun: [in Japanese] My money better be safe. 1479 01:14:56,162 --> 01:14:56,730 Ulysses: [in English] Careful of the snow. 1480 01:14:56,863 --> 01:14:57,731 [device beeps] 1481 01:15:03,737 --> 01:15:05,338 The driver was killed on impact, 1482 01:15:05,538 --> 01:15:07,140 as was the bank manager and security guard. 1483 01:15:07,307 --> 01:15:08,508 - [in Japanese] Where's Haru? - Killed. 1484 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:10,243 And the vault? 1485 01:15:10,410 --> 01:15:12,120 [in English] Sheriff, you mind if I show him the vault? 1486 01:15:12,178 --> 01:15:14,581 The church has some papers in their safe deposit box. 1487 01:15:14,748 --> 01:15:17,317 - Yeah, sure, go ahead. - Blaine: Good. Yeah, this way. 1488 01:15:18,351 --> 01:15:20,186 Ulysses: The building's in fine shape. 1489 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:22,555 Uh, actually, it wasn't a load-bearing wall. 1490 01:15:22,722 --> 01:15:24,157 Excuse me. Uh... 1491 01:15:24,324 --> 01:15:28,361 As you can see, the vault, it's untouched. 1492 01:15:28,561 --> 01:15:30,897 Excuse me. Pristine. 1493 01:15:31,310 --> 01:15:33,333 Whoa! The church has done well, huh? 1494 01:15:38,338 --> 01:15:40,400 - Pretty color, huh? - [music concludes] 1495 01:15:40,206 --> 01:15:41,574 [in Japanese] Now, who's hungry? 1496 01:15:41,741 --> 01:15:43,743 ["Hot Rod Hop" playing] 1497 01:15:43,910 --> 01:15:46,460 ♪ There's a small garage On the edge of town ♪ 1498 01:15:46,212 --> 01:15:48,882 ♪ Where the hot rods go When the sun goes down ♪ 1499 01:15:49,490 --> 01:15:50,917 ♪ The place belongs To a Mr. Jones ♪ 1500 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:52,585 - ♪ Who repairs hot rods... ♪ - [song concludes] 1501 01:15:52,752 --> 01:15:54,621 Ulysses: Why did you invite them out for food? 1502 01:15:56,756 --> 01:15:59,459 I only know, like, four phrases in Japanese, and... 1503 01:16:00,627 --> 01:16:01,795 I guess I panicked. 1504 01:16:05,365 --> 01:16:07,300 Is your boss enjoying the meatloaf? 1505 01:16:08,101 --> 01:16:09,469 [speaking Japanese] 1506 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,205 [in English] This is divine. 1507 01:16:14,407 --> 01:16:15,942 Your English is very good, sir. 1508 01:16:16,943 --> 01:16:18,378 I watch a lot of Friends. 1509 01:16:18,778 --> 01:16:20,480 Who's in for mimosas? 1510 01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:23,583 - [men shouting affirmation] - Blaine: Should I make a toast? 1511 01:16:24,984 --> 01:16:27,821 - Don't. - Blaine: Uh, excuse me. Um... 1512 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:33,493 [chuckling nervously] I, uh... I'd like to propose a toast. 1513 01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:35,795 Um... You know, I'm, uh, 1514 01:16:35,962 --> 01:16:38,798 what you might call a "people person." 1515 01:16:38,965 --> 01:16:42,102 So, this toast is to friendship. I think it's important 1516 01:16:42,268 --> 01:16:43,937 that I take credit for this event. 1517 01:16:44,137 --> 01:16:46,339 When I become the next sheriff of Normal, 1518 01:16:46,506 --> 01:16:50,243 there will be many more opportunities to come together 1519 01:16:50,410 --> 01:16:53,813 and break bread, strengthening our link. 1520 01:16:53,980 --> 01:16:58,818 And with Pastor Oyabun and his friendly, friendly, 1521 01:16:58,985 --> 01:17:03,623 um, congregation, I think this is a new chapter 1522 01:17:03,790 --> 01:17:06,993 for our town and our happy arrangement. 1523 01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:11,970 So, I'd like to say thank you for all your help 1524 01:17:11,297 --> 01:17:15,468 and to many, many more years 1525 01:17:15,668 --> 01:17:22,308 of friendly people helping other friendly people. 1526 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:34,554 [all gasping] 1527 01:17:35,855 --> 01:17:36,923 [gasps] 1528 01:17:38,910 --> 01:17:39,250 Arata: Please! 1529 01:17:39,859 --> 01:17:42,262 [sobs hysterically] 1530 01:17:42,996 --> 01:17:44,640 Oh, shit. 1531 01:17:44,264 --> 01:17:45,732 [song continues] 1532 01:17:45,865 --> 01:17:48,668 ♪ Pop, pop, peep-peep-peep ♪ 1533 01:17:48,835 --> 01:17:52,706 ♪ Pop, pop Peep, pop, pop, oh pop ♪ 1534 01:17:52,872 --> 01:17:55,800 - ♪ Pop, pop ♪ - [song concludes] 1535 01:18:01,514 --> 01:18:06,186 ["When You're in Love With a Beautiful Woman" playing] 1536 01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,460 [roars] 1537 01:18:13,626 --> 01:18:16,896 [crashing, shouting] 1538 01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,465 [shots firing] 1539 01:18:22,302 --> 01:18:23,303 [groans] 1540 01:18:28,641 --> 01:18:29,642 [groans] *******! 1541 01:18:29,876 --> 01:18:32,912 - [guns firing] - [men shouting] 1542 01:18:33,790 --> 01:18:34,481 Ulysses: Hey! Get your hands off! 1543 01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:40,860 ♪ Everybody wants her Everybody loves her ♪ 1544 01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:43,923 ♪ Everybody wants To take your baby home ♪ 1545 01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:47,660 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1546 01:18:48,128 --> 01:18:51,898 - ♪ You watch your friends ♪ - ♪ You watch your friends ♪ 1547 01:18:52,232 --> 01:18:56,690 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1548 01:18:56,669 --> 01:18:58,304 ♪ It never ends ♪ 1549 01:18:58,505 --> 01:19:00,240 ♪ It never ends You know it never ends ♪ 1550 01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:05,578 ♪ You know that it's crazy You wanna trust her ♪ 1551 01:19:05,779 --> 01:19:09,282 ♪ Then somebody hangs up When you answer the phone ♪ 1552 01:19:09,482 --> 01:19:12,986 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1553 01:19:13,687 --> 01:19:15,355 ♪ You go it alone ♪ 1554 01:19:17,257 --> 01:19:19,459 - [grunts] - [grunts, groans] 1555 01:19:19,592 --> 01:19:22,796 ♪ Maybe it's just An ego problem ♪ 1556 01:19:22,962 --> 01:19:25,965 ♪ Problem is I've been Fooled before ♪ 1557 01:19:26,533 --> 01:19:31,604 ♪ By fair-weather friends And faint-hearted lovers ♪ 1558 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,274 ♪ And every time it happens ♪ 1559 01:19:34,774 --> 01:19:39,120 ♪ It just convinces me more ♪ 1560 01:19:39,979 --> 01:19:43,983 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1561 01:19:44,150 --> 01:19:45,719 ♪ You watch her eyes ♪ 1562 01:19:45,852 --> 01:19:47,954 ♪ Watch her eyes Baby, watch her eyes ♪ 1563 01:19:48,288 --> 01:19:52,459 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1564 01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:54,294 ♪ You look for lies ♪ 1565 01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:56,396 ♪ Keep lookin' for lies Baby, look for lies ♪ 1566 01:19:56,563 --> 01:19:58,164 [groans] 1567 01:19:58,331 --> 01:20:01,701 ♪ Everybody tempts her Everybody tells her ♪ 1568 01:20:01,868 --> 01:20:05,380 ♪ She's the most beautiful woman They know ♪ 1569 01:20:05,205 --> 01:20:09,750 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1570 01:20:09,576 --> 01:20:11,578 - ♪ You go it alone ♪ - [screams] 1571 01:20:15,415 --> 01:20:19,252 [both grunt] 1572 01:20:19,419 --> 01:20:22,155 [shouts] 1573 01:20:23,923 --> 01:20:25,658 [both grunt] 1574 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:28,661 [both groan] 1575 01:20:30,630 --> 01:20:31,264 [groans] 1576 01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:35,350 [groans] 1577 01:20:35,201 --> 01:20:37,604 [groans] God damn it! 1578 01:20:38,872 --> 01:20:40,607 - [gun firing] - [screams] 1579 01:20:45,578 --> 01:20:47,470 [both grunt] 1580 01:20:50,350 --> 01:20:52,285 [gurgles] 1581 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:57,570 [song continuing in distance] 1582 01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:07,934 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1583 01:21:12,572 --> 01:21:16,376 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1584 01:21:16,710 --> 01:21:18,278 - [song concludes] - Alex: Sheriff? 1585 01:21:19,746 --> 01:21:20,814 Sheriff! 1586 01:21:23,149 --> 01:21:24,484 [both gasp] 1587 01:21:24,617 --> 01:21:26,386 [breathes heavily] 1588 01:21:28,488 --> 01:21:30,824 - Blaine: All friends now? - [door opening] 1589 01:21:36,730 --> 01:21:37,997 [crunches] 1590 01:21:38,131 --> 01:21:39,999 Ulysses: Anyone for pie? 1591 01:21:41,835 --> 01:21:43,903 [moose bellowing] 1592 01:21:45,839 --> 01:21:46,940 [munches] 1593 01:22:01,821 --> 01:22:02,822 Ulysses: Mm. 1594 01:22:05,191 --> 01:22:06,860 [exhales sharply] 1595 01:22:10,997 --> 01:22:14,134 You want to be sheriff now? [sighs] 1596 01:22:17,203 --> 01:22:18,972 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 1597 01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:28,648 Thanks for taking care of it for me. 1598 01:22:30,116 --> 01:22:34,487 Oh. There's one other thing. [sighs] 1599 01:22:36,723 --> 01:22:40,226 Here's that 100 on the lay. Guess you won. 1600 01:22:42,729 --> 01:22:44,230 Can I have that pie back? 1601 01:22:45,310 --> 01:22:47,133 - [groans softly] - [song continues] 1602 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,904 [sighs] 1603 01:22:51,905 --> 01:22:58,478 ♪ The wind is blowing Against my face ♪ 1604 01:22:58,645 --> 01:23:01,981 - ♪ Sun's beating down... ♪ - [tone beeps] 1605 01:23:02,148 --> 01:23:03,983 Penny: This is Penny. I'm sorry I missed you. 1606 01:23:04,150 --> 01:23:05,652 Please leave a message, 1607 01:23:05,819 --> 01:23:07,187 and I'll circle back when I can. Thanks. 1608 01:23:07,354 --> 01:23:09,656 - [tone beeps] - Ulysses: Hey, Penny, it's me. 1609 01:23:09,823 --> 01:23:12,525 I'm-- I'm in Texas now. [chuckles] 1610 01:23:12,692 --> 01:23:16,196 Yeah, filling in for a sheriff on maternity leave. 1611 01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:20,333 I much prefer the weather here. It's warm. Don't miss the cold. 1612 01:23:20,533 --> 01:23:24,404 Oh, and I picked up an interim deputy along the way. 1613 01:23:24,604 --> 01:23:26,506 People are pretty much the same. 1614 01:23:26,606 --> 01:23:28,508 Then, again, not. [sighs] 1615 01:23:28,675 --> 01:23:30,430 All things considered, though... 1616 01:23:30,210 --> 01:23:33,780 [inhales] ...I'm in a better place. 1617 01:23:34,140 --> 01:23:36,383 As for the town of Normal, well, 1618 01:23:36,549 --> 01:23:39,520 I left it as I found it, you could say. 1619 01:23:40,553 --> 01:23:42,355 I mean, that's the job, isn't it? 1620 01:23:43,356 --> 01:23:45,692 Besides, I'm never looking for trouble. 1621 01:23:46,226 --> 01:23:49,950 If it wants you, it'll find you on its own, 1622 01:23:49,963 --> 01:23:52,932 and it can be hard to shake once it does. 1623 01:23:56,269 --> 01:23:59,272 Well, thanks for listening, Penny. I-- 1624 01:24:00,106 --> 01:24:01,274 Penny: Hi, Ulysses. 1625 01:24:02,308 --> 01:24:03,810 Ulysses: Hey, Penny. 1626 01:24:06,246 --> 01:24:13,219 ♪ A daydream or fantasy ♪ 1627 01:24:14,487 --> 01:24:16,990 ♪ A place that we know ♪ 1628 01:24:17,157 --> 01:24:21,828 ♪ As reality ♪ 1629 01:24:22,762 --> 01:24:29,469 ♪ Where we can go And our troubles be few ♪ 1630 01:24:30,937 --> 01:24:36,409 ♪ Where we can go and think ♪ 1631 01:24:36,576 --> 01:24:41,147 ♪ Think things through ♪ 1632 01:24:42,615 --> 01:24:49,356 ♪ The wind is blowing Against my face ♪ 1633 01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:57,797 ♪ Sun's beating down With its warm rays ♪ 1634 01:24:59,299 --> 01:25:03,536 ♪ A robin's song ♪ 1635 01:25:03,703 --> 01:25:07,507 ♪ Whistling through the trees ♪ 1636 01:25:07,707 --> 01:25:11,277 ♪ The ocean's mist ♪ 1637 01:25:11,444 --> 01:25:18,318 ♪ And the world Of make-believe ♪ 1638 01:25:19,953 --> 01:25:26,893 ♪ The world of make-believe ♪ 1639 01:25:27,494 --> 01:25:32,298 - ♪ Of make-believe ♪ - [song concludes] 1640 01:25:33,660 --> 01:25:34,901 [instrumental folk music playing] 1641 01:27:55,342 --> 01:27:56,976 [tense music playing]