1 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:32,932 Once upon a time, on a beautiful country day, 2 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:36,836 the birds weren't singing, the fish weren't jumping, 3 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:40,600 and there was not a hopping rabbit to be found, 4 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:45,311 for everyone was gathered to celebrate two very special people 5 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:49,683 at what can only be described as a storybook wedding. 6 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,433 I promised myself I wouldn't cry. 7 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,868 Well, that was dumb. 8 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:13,306 Hello. 9 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:23,216 Hi. 10 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:24,884 Hello. 11 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,254 Welcome, friends. 12 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:32,492 We are gathered here today to join Bea and Thomas in holy matrimony. 13 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,627 You're taking this so well. 14 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:36,663 He's a good man. Makes her happy. 15 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:40,500 And also a special day for their family, the beloved rabbits. 16 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,635 Your former enemy is here to stay. 17 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:44,104 We found common ground. 18 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,600 He's about to be our guardian. 19 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,174 Nah, this is just a little something between them. 20 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:51,644 The old you would have gone bonkers-berserk by now. 21 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:54,481 -I've changed, cousin. -...welcoming a new parent. 22 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:57,717 A loaded hand grenade, just waiting to explode. 23 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:00,860 -Not anymore. -A father, if you will. 24 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:01,855 Father? 25 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:02,889 Father. 26 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,892 You're not my father! 27 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,696 You'll never be my father! 28 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:45,298 And everyone can see your underpants! 29 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,435 Peter. Peter. 30 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:49,803 Peter. 31 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,539 -Peter, the ring. -Wha...? 32 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:56,476 Right, right. 33 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,745 Where'd I put...? Did I...? 34 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:00,580 Was it...? No, was it...? 35 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:03,416 Hang on. I had it in the... 36 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,623 It's always in the last place you look. 37 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,559 You only have two pockets. 38 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,628 You may now kiss the groom. 39 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:20,433 What? 40 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,610 Bye! 41 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:32,712 Bye! 42 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,980 -Bye. -We'll miss you. 43 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,619 So Bea and Mr. McGregor were married, 44 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,755 and off they went on their honeymoon. 45 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:45,580 Things couldn't have been more peaceful in Windermere 46 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:48,395 until, sometime later... 47 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,965 You just take this out. 48 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:52,999 You see? 49 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:55,101 Now you try. 50 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,972 Dad, it's Peter Rabbit from the book. 51 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:03,760 I hate that I'm the face of this. 52 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:06,513 But every story can only have one good guy, so... 53 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,114 Peter doesn't have a dad. 54 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,517 He got put in a pie. That's why he's so naughty. 55 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:11,451 What? 56 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,753 There's Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton-Tail. 57 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,989 -I'm Flopsy. -And I'm Mopsy. 58 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,324 And I'm the hero. But I'm not naughty. 59 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,795 -Did this kid even read the book? -Did you read the book? 60 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,297 I am so busy. 61 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:25,899 I'm saving it for summer. 62 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:27,100 Are you the author? 63 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,536 I'm still getting used to people calling me that. 64 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:33,730 It's really the rabbits' story. I just wrote it down. 65 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,542 This is my husband. He's our publisher. 66 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,770 I wouldn't say "publisher." 67 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,478 I just... 68 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,280 I just do the typesetting, 69 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,349 turned our dining room into a printing workshop, 70 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,752 created the artisanal lithography with a five-colour palette for the illustrations, 71 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,287 apart from the ones of the garden, 72 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:50,924 -which call for more green. I like-- -Don't reveal all your secrets, darling. 73 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,993 It's wonderful. You paint the rabbits with such love. 74 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:57,970 Well, it comes naturally. It's our family. 75 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,799 Thanks for your contribution. It goes directly to preserving their land. 76 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:00,767 Thank you. 77 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,702 -Bye. -Bye. 78 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,506 Afternoon! Congratulations, you two. 79 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,641 -Thanks, Moira. -Oh, the mail. 80 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,310 Choose to see who gets it. 81 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:13,513 Chest. Toe. Chest. 82 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,548 Ears. Tail. 83 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,170 Yes! 84 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,152 How does he always win? 85 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:21,121 Because he invented the game. 86 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:26,993 -Peter? Is that you? -Johnny? 87 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,661 What are you doing out of London? 88 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,698 We're just up here doing some cheese tasting. 89 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,901 -Heard about the wedding. Any babies yet? -It's only been a month. 90 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:38,710 The wife and I have had 15 kids in that time. 91 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:42,275 This is the first day away from them, and, oh, the peace and quiet. 92 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,780 I'd be lying to you if I said we didn't miss them terribly 93 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,579 and they're all we talk about. 94 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,615 Aw, cute. 95 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,984 But there's no babies. We're their family. 96 00:05:51,510 --> 00:05:53,530 Until you're not. 97 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,589 Congratulations on the book, by the way. 98 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,458 My kids absolutely loved it. 99 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,193 Oh, it's not about me. 100 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:04,898 It's just great that kids get to read about positive role models like me. 101 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:07,901 Peter! 102 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:11,400 Oh, dear. My cheese. 103 00:06:11,710 --> 00:06:12,706 Well, good luck. 104 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:15,475 I'm sure it was just an accident. 105 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,243 It's not an accident. 106 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,790 It's what he does. 107 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,380 He never behaves. 108 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,415 He loves you. Don't listen to him. 109 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,884 He doesn't listen to me. That's the problem. 110 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,219 Not in front of him, okay? 111 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,855 He can't understand me. Can he? 112 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,423 No, but still, just... 113 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,920 So, if he can't understand me, 114 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,395 then why can't I say whatever it is that I want to say? 115 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,899 Say something nice. Apologise. Say something nice to him. Now! Go! Say it! 116 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:41,868 -I'm terribly sorry. -Out loud! 117 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:46,106 I'm sorry, Peter. I love you, in the way that an adult human loves a-- 118 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:49,442 -An animal rabbit. -Thank you. 119 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,382 You handled that very well, Peter. 120 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:59,319 Contrite, apologetic and even a little bit remorseful. 121 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,620 I'm sorry. What? 122 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,124 I put these in for when I'm feeling misunderstood. 123 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:08,940 Oh, come on, Peter. Sometimes you have to face the music. 124 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,630 And these are for when I'm feeling ganged up on. 125 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:13,660 You always take things one step too far. 126 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,869 I'm sorry. What? 127 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,337 What's this? 128 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,838 Basil-Jones Publishing. 129 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,307 We carried a whole section of their books at Harrods. 130 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:24,770 It was the last display I arranged before I resigned. 131 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,680 You mean, fired and physically removed from the store. 132 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,281 "Potayto," "potahto." 133 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:31,418 It's from Nigel Basil-Jones himself. 134 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,120 He wants to publish my book. 135 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,455 No. 136 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:38,658 Get it in every bookstore, promote it, put it in different languages. 137 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:39,693 That's incredible. 138 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:43,363 Bea, you've done it. This is it. It's happening! 139 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:48,968 Promise me something. When this book is a huge success, you'll keep me humble. 140 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,104 The book is about all of us. 141 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,506 Thank you. You're already doing it. 142 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:54,874 Dink! 143 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,483 Why do you always copy everything I do? 144 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,386 Fine. I'll do something different. 145 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,487 Sorry. 146 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,723 -Anyone hungry? -Yeah, starving. 147 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,825 Leave it with me. 148 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:22,135 Okay, take one bite and pass it around. 149 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:26,606 I'm just going to wait until we get home, where the food isn't decomposing. 150 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:29,142 -Yeah. -Yeah, me too. 151 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,211 Well, la-di-da. 152 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:34,948 I didn't realise I was with a bunch of sophisticates. 153 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,640 -Let's go get some dinner. -Yeah! 154 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,703 And there they go. 155 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,939 Right through the opening where there once was a gate. 156 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,174 Good for them. 157 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,710 Do they do any of the planting and weeding and watering? 158 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:07,213 -No, they don't. But they were here first. -Exactly. 159 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,916 And you still have your tomatoes. 160 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,520 My tomatoes. 161 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:16,222 I would never have thought a city man would like to garden that much. 162 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,826 I even heard he wants to try and sell them at market. 163 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:24,970 It's too moist. I'll get the hair dryer. 164 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,266 It's about time he had a hobby. 165 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,202 I hope he's as successful at his as I am at mine. 166 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,570 And what is that? 167 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,372 Passing judgement. 168 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:36,309 What is going on with her hair? 169 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,281 Wait! You don't have to try to eat me anymore. 170 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,717 Remember? You're welcome to all of this. 171 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,190 Right, right, right. Still getting used to that. 172 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,487 I have so much energy. 173 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,910 I think it's this new plant-based diet and that I don't have to chase you anymore. 174 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,759 I'm just like... 175 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,328 Have you tried jogging? 176 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,629 What's jogging? 177 00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:00,467 It's running without a terrified animal in front of you. 178 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,570 -Think that'll work? -I'm desperately hoping so. 179 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,175 There you go, sweeties. 180 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,112 Hey. 181 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,349 I can't believe this might turn into something. 182 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,191 I'll get it! 183 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,128 It might be the publisher! 184 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:31,640 Peter, you know not to touch this stuff. 185 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:34,467 Honestly, my kids will be so much better behaved. 186 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,302 Hello? 187 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,175 Miss you, Dad. 188 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,844 No one gets me the way you did. 189 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,614 Bea, Bea, it is. It's the publisher. 190 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,785 Hello. 191 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,654 Yes, this is she. 192 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,693 No! Tommy! 193 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,861 Those are Mr. McGregor's. 194 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,731 But you used to steal from him all the time. 195 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,466 We share the garden now. 196 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:10,700 Oh, because he married the lady, you do what he says now? 197 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,871 No, not because of that. 198 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,573 Well, kind of because of that. It's... 199 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,343 Look, just don't touch the tomatoes, badger. 200 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,678 Oh, okay. 201 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,240 And? 202 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,528 I swear, if it wasn't for me... 203 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:39,232 Thank you. Oh, you're very... You're very kind. 204 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,769 The 11:15 train to Gloucester? 205 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,405 Yeah, we should be able to make that. 206 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,975 I knew it! I saw you! 207 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,512 Get out! Get out of my garden! 208 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,515 Oh, the rabbits would love to come. It'd be such a fun adventure. 209 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,150 I knew you wouldn't change. 210 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,152 -You're the same naughty rabbit... -Thanks. Bye. 211 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,387 ...you've always been! 212 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:04,791 Just leave my tomatoes alone! You have everything else! 213 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,630 See? I've told him a million times. 214 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,166 -He doesn't listen to me. -Go easy on him. 215 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,635 He's getting used to the idea that you're here to stay. 216 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,351 Yeah. You can use your front legs too. 217 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,953 Oh, right, right, right. 218 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,435 -Is this all for us? -That's what the ticket said. 219 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,400 Only the best for the next big thing. 220 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,506 What do we have here? 221 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,787 "Enjoy the journey. It's just the beginning." 222 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,323 A bit presumptuous, isn't it? 223 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,194 "Forgive me for being presumptuous." 224 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,128 He's good. 225 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,299 As someone who's been on a train before, a few pointers. 226 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,167 Don't stare at the scenery rushing by. 227 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:25,638 Look at a fixed point on the horizon and just lock your eyes onto that. 228 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,644 You okay? 229 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,981 When you're on a train, the best thing is to look 230 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,418 at a fixed point on the horizon. 231 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,525 Oh, no. 232 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,595 Magic, magic, magic. 233 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,630 Magic! 234 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,500 Oh, no. Cotton-Tail just discovered sugar. 235 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,903 Hey, we had a good run. 236 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,339 "Lavatory." 237 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,986 I'm gonna live forever! 238 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,992 Told you! 239 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,238 Thank you. 240 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:38,440 Do you know what happens after you eat too much sugar? 241 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:39,913 That. 242 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,215 Come on, sweeties. 243 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,220 Please come in. 244 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,424 There they are. 245 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,625 -Hello. -Bea. 246 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,262 You're even lovelier than I imagined. 247 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,397 -Thomas. -Hello. 248 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,965 -Handsome devil. -Well... 249 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,234 I'm sure I'm one of many beating down your door, 250 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,771 -begging to publish your next book. -Yes, well, so many. 251 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:09,242 In fact, we don't have a door anymore. It's been beaten right off its hinges. 252 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:14,114 And the stars themselves, with Peter, the ringleader. 253 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,248 Always out front. 254 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,483 Sweet. 255 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,319 I'm not your leader. I'm not always out front. 256 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,588 Look, you come here. Benjamin, swing out a little. 257 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,591 Mops, back it up to your right. Flopsy, you come this way. 258 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,694 Benjamin, Mops, split the difference. There you go. You'll slot here. 259 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,996 I'll go here, and... 260 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,669 If you'll allow me to gush, the book is absolutely exquisite. 261 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,337 A triumph. 262 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,105 I'll allow you. 263 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,776 "What greater gift than the love of a rabbit." 264 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,147 -Charles Dickens. -Yes. 265 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,716 Well, he said "a cat." You obviously knew that. 266 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,184 Of course. I love Dickens. 267 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,486 -Know every word he's written. -You do? 268 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,554 -No, you don't. -I do. 269 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,322 I don't think so. 270 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,158 Strong. 271 00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,920 -Yeah. -You box? 272 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,940 Yeah, no, I... Yeah, I do. I do box. 273 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,362 -You do? -Yep. 274 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,630 -No, you don't. -Yes, I do. 275 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,799 -When? -I flop the heavy ropes. 276 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,269 I move the heavy metal bars. I've got those big balls of sand. 277 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,339 I do push-ups outside in the thing with my shirt off. 278 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,974 And I also like protein ointments. 279 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:18,440 -Well, we should get in the ring sometime. -Yeah. That's not a problem. 280 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,646 -Now, I'd like to walk you... -Sorry. 281 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,140 ...through our strategy. 282 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,750 Carlos, some water for our rabbits. 283 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,353 Bea, sit right here. 284 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,555 Sparkling and still. 285 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,526 -Thomas, right here. -Fancy. 286 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,331 It's like drinking sand. 287 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,533 I like it. It's delicious. 288 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,136 -You're just saying that to be different. -Am not. 289 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,571 Drink some more, then. 290 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,912 It's amazing. 291 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:59,853 So we want to start by printing 5000 copies 292 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,689 of your book. 293 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:06,260 -Five thousand? -I assume you want to write a second one? 294 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,762 I hadn't really thought about it, but... 295 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,965 I don't know, I guess I do have a brief framework 296 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:13,800 for a 23-book series 297 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,203 featuring 109 characters based on the animals in my life, 298 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,173 creating an interwoven narrative about morality, nature and family, 299 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,776 set in the fields and towns around our farm. 300 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,411 Fantastic. 301 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,881 Fantastic. Fantastic. 302 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:31,184 Because it's in your next book that we see huge potential. 303 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,986 -Fantastic. -Fantastic. 304 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:34,721 -Fantastic. -Fantastic. 305 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:35,922 I don't trust this guy. 306 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:39,259 We've done some research on your book. 307 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,662 Now, people liked the story and the setting, 308 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,399 but what they really loved were the rabbits. 309 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,569 So, in the second book, we want to emphasise their individuality. 310 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,473 "Benjamin, the wise one." 311 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,542 "Cotton-Tail, the firecracker." 312 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,770 This guy is good. 313 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,612 "Flopsy and Mopsy, the dynamic duo." 314 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:02,115 -Why are we always treated...? -As a unit? 315 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,950 -But we do... -Look good. 316 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,252 -And then, finally, Peter. -What? 317 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,755 I get one? This is crazy. 318 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,423 We have two options for him. 319 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,259 I get two? 320 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,395 "The mischief maker." Or... 321 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,165 "The bad seed." 322 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,668 Nope. And he was doing so well too. 323 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,603 That one. That's the one. You've nailed it. 324 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,205 -What? -It's our favourite too. 325 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,273 -Really speaks to his character. -No, it doesn't. 326 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,430 "The bad seed" seems harsh, don't you think? 327 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,112 Well, he is a bit of a brat, really. 328 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,880 Even according to your own book, 329 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,316 he nearly broke you two up and destroyed his own family. 330 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,190 He's a little mischievous, but he doesn't mean anything by it. 331 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,654 -Exactly. Thank you. -I did catch him yesterday 332 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,189 trying to steal one of my tomatoes. 333 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,192 No, no, no. I was actually making sure that no one stole your tomatoes. 334 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:50,196 -I also imagine his voice to be annoying. -What?! 335 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,867 My voice isn't annoying, right? 336 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,836 I have something to show you. 337 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:01,374 Here's how much we want to do this with you. 338 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,245 Oh, my goodness. 339 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,348 My ears are gigantic. 340 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,517 Peter really looks like a villain. 341 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,353 -Every story needs one. -I'm not a villain. 342 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,722 That's not an accurate reflection of any of us. 343 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,791 It's like I'm looking in a mirror. 344 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,526 -I love it. -What? 345 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,262 I think it's terrific. 346 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,330 Oh, it's incredible. 347 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,330 It must be so precious to see your family up there. 348 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,369 It's my dream come true. 349 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:35,275 They look amazing! 350 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,761 Oh, come on. 351 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,244 I walk alone, I walk alone 352 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,979 Of course you'd be singing that song. 353 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,515 I can sing something else if you like. 354 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:16,883 Suit yourself. 355 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,419 Sometimes I wish 356 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,789 Someone out there will find me 357 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:28,261 Till then I walk alone 358 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,707 What you looking at, son? 359 00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:43,176 Never seen anyone steal something before? 360 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,245 You some kind of goody-goody? 361 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,946 I'm no goody-goody. 362 00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,820 In fact, apparently, I'm bad. 363 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:50,817 Yeah, I've made some mistakes, 364 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,253 which is what I thought kids are supposed to do, right? 365 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,121 Learn, grow, evolve. 366 00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:58,324 But I guess, for this rabbit, the die is cast. 367 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,627 And you know what? I don't care anymore. 368 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,429 Oh, good for you, son. 369 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,664 But if I can just suggest one thing, 370 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,200 next time you meet a grizzled old thief on the street, 371 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,369 maybe don't open up so much. 372 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,720 -Sorry. -No, I like it. 373 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:15,909 It's just, out here, not everyone's as emotionally evolved as I am. 374 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,279 Name's Barnabas. Nice to meet you. 375 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,281 -Peter. -Take a peach. 376 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,985 You said you weren't a goody-goody. 377 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,521 No. I'm no goody-goody. 378 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,657 I'm a baddy-baddy. 379 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,663 Oh, no. 380 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,798 -Come on. -I've had it with you rats! 381 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,501 -I hate when they call us rodents. -Come back here! 382 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,536 Also when they try and hit us with a broom. 383 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:47,474 -That is not what a broom is for! -Get out of my shop! 384 00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:51,644 Oh, I've had it with you rats! 385 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,380 You owe me a peach, son. 386 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,482 Lucky I had this safe house nearby. 387 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:58,351 -Where you from? -None of your business, old man. 388 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,220 What? 389 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,355 Well, you told me not to open up. 390 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:07,600 Now you're learning, but, also, I am genuinely curious. 391 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,196 I'm from the country, on a farm, near a pond. 392 00:22:10,263 --> 00:22:13,330 Really? Where'd you get that jacket? 393 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:15,402 It looks just like one my old friend used to have. 394 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,370 It was my dad's. 395 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,742 We got to go. 396 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,251 You okay, son? 397 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,552 Yeah. I'm fine. 398 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,855 Did you just wink at me? 399 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:36,823 Sorry. 400 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,592 No, no, the only other rabbit I knew who could wink 401 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:43,363 was my friend from the country, and he lived next to a pond. 402 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:47,167 Wait a minute. That farmer, his name isn't McGregor, is it? 403 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:50,704 -Yeah. -Are you Peter Rabbit? 404 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,406 -Yeah. -I can't believe it. 405 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,176 My old friend, I think he was your dad. 406 00:22:57,177 --> 00:22:59,212 They're in the recycling bin! 407 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,282 -What do we do? -We have some fun. 408 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,218 There you are! 409 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:07,854 How is this fun? 410 00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:10,557 Because they actually believe they have a chance. 411 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,392 Okay. 412 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,572 Should this be in paper or plastic? 413 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,907 No one really knows. 414 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,988 Got you! 415 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,159 What do we do now? 416 00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:02,809 -You're right! That was fun. -Yeah. 417 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:06,413 And there's a lot more of that around every corner. 418 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:08,815 We've got you! 419 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:12,850 Now, come on. 420 00:24:12,152 --> 00:24:14,254 Get in there, rabbit. 421 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,430 Who are these people? Where are they taking us? 422 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,980 Stay calm, son. 423 00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:27,867 I won't let anything happen to you. 424 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:30,570 And here. 425 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:32,872 And there. 426 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:33,973 Here. 427 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:36,910 And that's a fingerprint. 428 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:40,547 I just need to say something. 429 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:44,217 My book is very personal to me, and I don't want it to be compromised. 430 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,586 I'd be spinning in my grave if it was ever adapted 431 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:51,558 into some sassy hip-fest, purely for commercial gain, 432 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,159 probably by an American. 433 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:58,298 I give you my word that I will be your ferocious guardian, 434 00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:00,233 a fortress between your art 435 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,203 and all who wish to boorishly capitalize on it. 436 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,390 Let's do it. 437 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:12,412 I'm telling you, this guy's garbage. 438 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,781 Of course, making it more contemporary 439 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:18,184 would increase the readership and benefit your land preservation fund 440 00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,754 by, say, putting the rabbits in high-tops and T-shirts? 441 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,926 But you're a purist. 442 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:27,927 I respect that. 443 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,330 Sir, Marvin Stuart's outside for you. 444 00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:32,980 Ah, Marvin. 445 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,433 One of our authors. 446 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,350 Marvin Stuart. 447 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,737 Hi, Marvin. I'll be right down. 448 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:41,740 We bought him that car when his book hit number one. 449 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:44,177 Marvin made a picture book about butterflies. 450 00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:46,460 Gorgeous, elegant. 451 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:49,616 You could hang it in a museum. Sold 250 copies. 452 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,351 I made a small suggestion. 453 00:25:52,419 --> 00:25:55,188 Sold 15 million copies. 454 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,910 That's more than Dickens. 455 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,895 -Where's Peter? -Yeah, I'm starting to get worried. 456 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:02,962 This is not like him. 457 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:06,990 The last time I saw him, we were staring at the billboard. 458 00:26:06,199 --> 00:26:09,200 Ah, the billboard. 459 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,771 But seriously, where is Peter? 460 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,914 You got two this time. Nice one. 461 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,210 Well, I don't know why I'm here. 462 00:26:28,121 --> 00:26:29,489 I want that one. 463 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:32,992 He's just like Peter from that book Nana gave me. 464 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:44,604 They want to go together. Can I get this one too, Mum, please? 465 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,206 They look like father and son. 466 00:26:46,306 --> 00:26:48,174 More like "before" and "after." 467 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:49,642 They're so filthy. 468 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:54,140 All right, then. Go on. 469 00:26:55,115 --> 00:27:00,120 Honestly, I don't know how you like those things. They're just vermin. 470 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:07,160 Liam, we've got two rabbits! 471 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:12,766 This next part might get a little bumpy, but it's actually quite fun. 472 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:15,368 Don't touch them until they've had their shots! 473 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,771 They probably have the plague. 474 00:27:19,873 --> 00:27:22,709 I'm naming mine Monkey Boo-Boo Face. 475 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,812 Mine's Mrs. Cottage Cheese. 476 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,821 Aren't you a good rabbit? 477 00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:43,630 Hello. Hello. Hello. 478 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,902 This is so humiliating. 479 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,271 Here, try this. 480 00:27:51,371 --> 00:27:53,340 Much better. Thanks. 481 00:28:00,914 --> 00:28:03,516 Let's go, kids! We're off to Grandma. 482 00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:08,540 Won't they feel scared in the dark, Mum? 483 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,390 They're animals. They don't have feelings. 484 00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:13,593 This is what it's like to be a pet? 485 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:18,932 The kids mean well, but that mum's a real monster. 486 00:28:20,734 --> 00:28:22,669 What do we do now? 487 00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:24,304 We go to work. 488 00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:09,816 Jackpot. 489 00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:18,580 Get a bag, son. They're always under the sink. 490 00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:30,770 I'll just go ahead and use the handle. 491 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,841 Putting tomatoes in the fridge. 492 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,476 And they call us animals. 493 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:39,946 I get it. 494 00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:41,981 You wanted to get caught. 495 00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:46,190 You wanted to get taken to the pet shop. 496 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:49,956 You wanted to get adopted so you could take their food. 497 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,526 This is the McGregor's garden of the city. 498 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,462 It's how we survive out here. 499 00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:57,997 Really? Are they all like this? 500 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:00,400 Nah. It's usually just takeout containers 501 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:05,105 and a bottle of champagne they're saving for a special occasion that will never come. 502 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,773 Oh, that's so sad. 503 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,942 Yeah, it's really sad. 504 00:30:12,579 --> 00:30:15,715 Anyway, let's steal some more stuff, yeah? 505 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,377 Wait, we're stealing from kids? 506 00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:46,212 Only the stuff they'll never eat. 507 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,140 Why do parents put it in there? 508 00:30:48,810 --> 00:30:49,816 So teachers won't judge them. 509 00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,426 Mighty nice haul, son. 510 00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:00,860 How do we get it out of here? 511 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:04,397 Job's worth nothing without a good pickup crew. 512 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:10,837 Meet the crew. Samuel Whiskers, oldest thief in the city. 513 00:31:10,904 --> 00:31:12,605 They ain't even his whiskers. 514 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:13,907 He stole them. 515 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:16,420 Tom Kitten. 516 00:31:16,109 --> 00:31:19,746 He don't say much, but when he does, you're glad he don't say much. 517 00:31:19,846 --> 00:31:23,830 Can we come in now? I'm freezing my catnip off. 518 00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:26,119 And his sister, Mittens. The brains. 519 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:27,787 Always keeps us on track. 520 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,757 Enough with the introductions. Let's get on with it. 521 00:31:30,857 --> 00:31:33,493 -Storage room? -Second door to the right. 522 00:31:33,593 --> 00:31:35,662 -Coatroom? -Third door to the left. 523 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:39,990 -Bathroom? -I told you to go before you came. 524 00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:41,868 -End of the hall. -Thank you. 525 00:31:41,935 --> 00:31:44,304 So how do we get this stuff out of here? 526 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:49,376 Is this really gonna work? 527 00:31:49,442 --> 00:31:52,946 A well-dressed man can get away with anything in this world. 528 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:56,282 And if he's got a baby with him, he can go anywhere. 529 00:31:56,383 --> 00:31:57,484 Three weeks ago, 530 00:31:57,584 --> 00:32:00,153 we rang the opening bell at the stock exchange. 531 00:32:02,622 --> 00:32:04,457 Why did you want to do that? 532 00:32:04,524 --> 00:32:06,326 Because we could. 533 00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:10,964 Okay. 534 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:15,168 Howard, where have you been? 535 00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:17,671 I need you to help me get rid of those filthy rabbits 536 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:19,973 before the children come home. 537 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:21,975 Have you gotten even shorter? 538 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:27,514 You little beasts! 539 00:32:28,715 --> 00:32:30,450 -Come on. -Wait, what about all the food? 540 00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:34,621 -We're just gonna leave it? -Better to live to see another day, kid. 541 00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:36,990 I'm going to exterminate you little demons. 542 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:38,910 -See you. -Laters. 543 00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:42,696 No, wait. I know how to deal with cranky humans who hate our guts. 544 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:45,980 You lead her to the kitchen. I'll take care of her. 545 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:47,267 You meet me back at the front door. 546 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:54,107 You can't hide from me, you disgusting bags of disease. 547 00:33:01,881 --> 00:33:03,917 I'm gonna get you! 548 00:33:34,781 --> 00:33:36,820 Run! 549 00:33:38,718 --> 00:33:40,553 Hey! 550 00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:43,957 Get back here! 551 00:33:47,794 --> 00:33:49,929 I can't believe this is happening! 552 00:34:06,513 --> 00:34:08,782 Need that altered, madam? 553 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:15,555 You were amazing, kid. How'd you know how to do all that? 554 00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:16,589 It's a gift. 555 00:34:16,656 --> 00:34:19,826 Terrible at foreign languages, great at cartoon violence. 556 00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:22,362 Well, you did good, amigo. 557 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:25,198 -Sorry, I did good, a-what now? -This is the best take we've had 558 00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:26,266 in a long time. 559 00:34:26,366 --> 00:34:28,101 And we got Peter to thank for it. 560 00:34:28,201 --> 00:34:32,720 He's the kid, the kid! Who's the kid? He's the kid. 561 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,641 Come here, you. Come here, you! 562 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:36,843 Hello. Knock, knock. Ding-dong. 563 00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:39,312 Word on the street is, you had a nice little pickup. 564 00:34:39,412 --> 00:34:42,582 -Get lost, Robinson. -Okeydokey. Will do. 565 00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:45,118 Hope I don't blab to anyone about this though. 566 00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:47,620 You know how I love to blab. 567 00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:50,790 Take care of him, son. 568 00:34:50,857 --> 00:34:54,394 Sure. What can I get you? We have cheese, apples, champagne. 569 00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,629 -"Congratulating..." -No. 570 00:34:56,730 --> 00:34:58,331 Take care of him. 571 00:34:58,431 --> 00:34:59,599 What? 572 00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:01,301 No, I was kidding, Barnabas. 573 00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:03,136 I won't tell on you. I promise! 574 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:04,637 You got to make it tight. 575 00:35:04,738 --> 00:35:06,506 The rabbit comes out of the hole, 576 00:35:06,606 --> 00:35:10,430 -round the tree, back down the hole. -What are you doing? No, no. 577 00:35:10,143 --> 00:35:11,177 No. 578 00:35:12,512 --> 00:35:15,150 -Hang on. That hurt, mate. -Okay, son. 579 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,417 -Now take care of him. -No, no, no. 580 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:18,785 -Please stop. -No, I don't... 581 00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:22,222 -He won't say anything. Right? -No, no, I won't say nothing. 582 00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:25,325 I mean, I still feel bad about what I did to that mom. 583 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:27,527 Freezer door, champagne, hair dryer. 584 00:35:27,627 --> 00:35:31,164 -I thought that was a bit cruel. -Are you part of the gang or not? 585 00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:34,601 Well, yeah, I'd like to be, but I don't do this. 586 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:37,537 -Can't we just talk it out? -Please, please! 587 00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:38,972 No, no! Please! 588 00:35:39,390 --> 00:35:40,640 We're kidding! 589 00:35:41,675 --> 00:35:46,146 We were all just playing with you. You should've seen your face, son. 590 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,882 No, I was kidding you, so... 591 00:35:48,982 --> 00:35:50,650 You're the ones who should be wondering 592 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:52,686 whether there's a private space that you can go to, 593 00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:54,654 to check whether you've wet yourselves. 594 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,491 We share with our friends. 595 00:35:58,558 --> 00:36:00,794 Besides, it's gonna go bad before we can eat it all. 596 00:36:01,895 --> 00:36:03,530 Pigs can fly! 597 00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:05,498 Come on. Let's get some air. 598 00:36:09,690 --> 00:36:11,710 Oh, they were special times. 599 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:14,374 Food enough for everyone, wide open spaces. 600 00:36:14,474 --> 00:36:17,770 Until old McGregor came and put that wall up. 601 00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:20,714 We all thought it was the end for us. But not your dad. 602 00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:22,349 Now, the question is: 603 00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:26,186 Was he stealing, or was he just taking what was already his? 604 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:27,921 Exactly. We were there first. 605 00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:30,223 -It belonged-- -He was stealing. 606 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:33,590 But he was keeping your bellies full the only way he could. 607 00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:35,729 And he taught me everything I know. 608 00:36:35,829 --> 00:36:37,497 Fancy a treat? 609 00:36:39,566 --> 00:36:40,433 Wait here. 610 00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:49,876 Coming at you! 611 00:36:49,943 --> 00:36:51,544 Here you go, son. 612 00:36:51,611 --> 00:36:54,314 Wow, that's so good. What is this? 613 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:55,915 It's a potato. 614 00:36:55,982 --> 00:36:59,519 What?! 615 00:36:59,586 --> 00:37:01,721 Let me ask you a question. Is my voice annoying? 616 00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:05,225 Yeah, it's a bit polarising, but I like it. 617 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,861 I love this place. No one telling me I'm bad. 618 00:37:07,927 --> 00:37:09,963 I really feel like I belong. 619 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:11,998 I wish I had 10 more just like you. 620 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,680 Then I could pull off the job me and your dad used to dream about. 621 00:37:15,135 --> 00:37:17,937 -One that could feed us forever. -Peter! 622 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:18,938 Peter? 623 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,640 -Come on. -Peter! 624 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:23,576 Peter! There you are. 625 00:37:23,643 --> 00:37:26,613 Oh, Peter. We've been looking all over for you. 626 00:37:26,713 --> 00:37:28,948 Oh, thank goodness. Are you okay? 627 00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:31,284 He's fine. We have to hurry to catch the last train. 628 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:33,153 Okay. 629 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:41,361 Peter, what happened to you? 630 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:43,596 We were starting to get worried. 631 00:37:43,663 --> 00:37:46,990 I just went for a walk. Come on, let's go. 632 00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:48,468 Is he all right? 633 00:37:48,535 --> 00:37:50,437 Seems to be. 634 00:38:04,651 --> 00:38:06,553 Yes! Yes. 635 00:38:06,653 --> 00:38:08,188 What are you doing? 636 00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:09,789 Doing some push-ups. 637 00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:13,326 Oh, you just suddenly had the urge to work out, did you? 638 00:38:13,393 --> 00:38:15,862 Just suddenly had the urge to read Dickens, did you? 639 00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:17,530 You know he's my favourite author. 640 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,232 Name another book by Dickens. 641 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,801 Do another push-up. 642 00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:25,138 Okay. 643 00:38:31,878 --> 00:38:33,980 Oh, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. 644 00:38:36,716 --> 00:38:38,718 Cock-a-doodle-do! 645 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:42,220 Wake up, kids! Wake up! We have a job to do! 646 00:38:42,122 --> 00:38:43,123 -What? -Dad. 647 00:38:43,189 --> 00:38:44,691 -Come on. -We're tired. 648 00:38:44,791 --> 00:38:48,728 But we have to make the gigantic ball of fire rise into the sky 649 00:38:48,828 --> 00:38:50,530 so the earth gets warm 650 00:38:50,597 --> 00:38:53,660 and life as we know it can continue! 651 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,000 What? 652 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,690 -For real? -That's a lot of responsibility. 653 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:58,405 Cock-a-doodle-do! 654 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,373 Cock-a-doodle-do. 655 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,709 Now, feel free to peck around, 656 00:39:02,809 --> 00:39:07,180 doing absolutely nothing for the next 24 hours. 657 00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:13,987 Ready to tell me where you went off to yesterday? 658 00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:17,570 -You had us all worried. -No need to worry, cousin. 659 00:39:17,157 --> 00:39:20,627 I was meeting someone who may have changed my life. 660 00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:26,733 You met a girl! Yes! Tell me everything. 661 00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:29,235 What's her name? Mary? Scarlett? Josephine? 662 00:39:29,302 --> 00:39:31,400 -Barnabas. -Terrific. 663 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,907 -No, he's an old friend of Dad's. -Wonderful. 664 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:35,709 No! He's a thief. 665 00:39:37,770 --> 00:39:40,647 Peter, you do not have my blessing to kiss a thief. 666 00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:43,450 Would you just let me tell you my story? 667 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:47,120 -Race you, Flopsy. -I am not Flopsy anymore. 668 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:50,924 I've changed my name to be even different-er than you. 669 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:54,270 From now on, I'm Lavatory. 670 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:56,290 -Lavatory? -Yes. 671 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,980 And I run on two legs now. 672 00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:00,967 It's classier. 673 00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:04,804 Think how much of this land we'll be able to preserve. 674 00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:07,807 All the nature our children will be able to explore. 675 00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:11,311 -Check it out, sisters. -Wait for me! 676 00:40:13,813 --> 00:40:15,415 I never had a chance to do that. 677 00:40:15,482 --> 00:40:18,284 Not much frolicking in the orphanage. 678 00:40:19,319 --> 00:40:21,821 Which is why I also picture having some two-legged children 679 00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:23,490 to frolic with. 680 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:27,594 Yeah, and they'd have that whole mountain if I painted the rabbits in high-tops. 681 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:30,964 And the whole valley if you put them in T-shirts and jeans. 682 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,399 Yeah. Can you imagine? 683 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:37,337 -What's going on with her? -Changed her name to "Bathroom." 684 00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,277 Go on. Join them. Frolic. 685 00:40:44,344 --> 00:40:45,412 -Really? -Yeah. 686 00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:49,349 Like, lie down horizontally, extend my legs, tuck in my arms, 687 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:51,718 and roll down the hill safely and slowly? 688 00:40:51,818 --> 00:40:53,820 -Yes, I could-- -Perhaps it's not for you. 689 00:40:53,887 --> 00:40:55,255 Let's go have a cup of tea. 690 00:40:55,321 --> 00:40:57,490 What do you mean, it's not for me? It is for me. 691 00:40:57,557 --> 00:40:59,125 -No? -It is most assuredly for me. 692 00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:00,827 I can frolic. You don't think I can? 693 00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:02,696 -I didn't say that. -Madam, watch this. 694 00:41:02,796 --> 00:41:07,300 Imagine me, right, and our future children frolicking. 695 00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:08,868 All right? Watch. 696 00:41:09,903 --> 00:41:12,839 Hey. See? Look, I'm frolicking. 697 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:20,380 I'm speeding up a little. I'm speeding up quite a bit. 698 00:41:23,216 --> 00:41:28,521 Help! Help! 699 00:41:28,588 --> 00:41:31,991 And that's why adults shouldn't do kid stuff. 700 00:41:36,129 --> 00:41:40,400 I've been stealing from this garden my whole life and I was told I was wrong. 701 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,937 But now with Barnabas, I know this is what I'm supposed to do. 702 00:41:44,370 --> 00:41:46,600 I'm supposed to be bad. 703 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,241 This Barnabas sounds a bit dodgy. 704 00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:52,412 No, he's not dodgy. He gets me, like Dad did. 705 00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:55,810 -And unlike him. -Stay out of trouble. 706 00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:58,318 See? He's had it out for me since the day he got here. 707 00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:01,154 He didn't say that to you. It was to all of us. 708 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,723 I'm talking to you, Peter, specifically. 709 00:42:03,790 --> 00:42:05,959 Stay out of trouble. 710 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,530 And, anyway, our days are numbered here. You heard him today. 711 00:42:10,597 --> 00:42:13,990 As soon as they have a baby, we're done for. 712 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:16,403 Did you feel any less loved when the girls were born? 713 00:42:16,503 --> 00:42:19,639 It's different now. All they think I am is naughty. 714 00:42:19,739 --> 00:42:21,241 So I've embraced it. 715 00:42:22,342 --> 00:42:24,878 Look, Barnabas has a big job that we can help with 716 00:42:24,944 --> 00:42:28,810 and set us up for life without having to rely on them. 717 00:42:28,181 --> 00:42:29,215 I don't know. 718 00:42:29,282 --> 00:42:31,284 Come on, girls. We're going to Gloucester. 719 00:42:31,384 --> 00:42:33,286 -Okay. Why not? -You're going to Gloucester? 720 00:42:33,386 --> 00:42:35,555 I'm running there tomorrow for cardio day. 721 00:42:35,622 --> 00:42:38,725 -Today's chest and arms. -Come on, fox, keep going! 722 00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:40,193 You've got this. 723 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,394 My trainer. 724 00:42:41,461 --> 00:42:43,663 Do I really need one? Probably not. 725 00:42:43,763 --> 00:42:47,300 Would I work out as hard without one? Probably not. 726 00:43:08,922 --> 00:43:12,459 I'm asking you, please, a little help 727 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:17,970 Tell me you'll be there When I need somebody else 728 00:43:17,163 --> 00:43:19,332 How do you always know what's going on with me? 729 00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:20,734 Just lucky, I guess. 730 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,969 I need help 731 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:26,873 I need help 732 00:43:28,575 --> 00:43:30,510 I need help 733 00:43:31,511 --> 00:43:33,513 I brought some more just like me. 734 00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:37,117 Not all just like him. I have some reservations. 735 00:43:37,183 --> 00:43:38,885 I need help 736 00:43:38,985 --> 00:43:41,321 Well, look at you lot. You've gotten so big. 737 00:43:41,421 --> 00:43:43,790 Last time I saw you, you were all babies. 738 00:43:43,857 --> 00:43:46,860 Benjamin, Cotton-Tail, Flopsy, Mopsy. 739 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,794 -Yes! -Yes! 740 00:43:47,861 --> 00:43:51,131 Well, it's "Lavatory" now, but formerly, yes. 741 00:43:51,197 --> 00:43:53,800 We're here to help you on that big job you were talking about. 742 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:56,360 Oh, no, no. It's much too dangerous. 743 00:43:56,136 --> 00:44:00,507 Okay, well, thanks for your time. Is there a taxi stand nearby? 744 00:44:01,775 --> 00:44:02,909 No, trust me. 745 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:05,645 We used to steal from McGregor's garden all the time. 746 00:44:05,712 --> 00:44:07,800 This is much more different. 747 00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,349 I'll never forgive meself if anything happened to you. 748 00:44:09,449 --> 00:44:11,818 No, we can do anything you need. Right? 749 00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:14,688 If you need to get to a high place, we're your team. 750 00:44:14,788 --> 00:44:18,358 If you need us to be sneaky, we can be invisible. 751 00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:20,527 And if you need a distraction... 752 00:44:20,627 --> 00:44:23,930 Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow 753 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:27,500 Back to my home, I dare not go 754 00:44:27,567 --> 00:44:31,504 For if I do, my mother will say: 755 00:44:31,571 --> 00:44:33,940 "Did you ever see a goose kissing a moose?" 756 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,542 Are these yours? 757 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,380 Down by the bay 758 00:44:49,756 --> 00:44:51,491 And he's handy too. 759 00:44:51,558 --> 00:44:53,760 Is there anything this man can't do? 760 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:55,280 It's just a quick fix. 761 00:44:55,950 --> 00:44:56,863 Thomas, can I call the glass man now? 762 00:44:56,930 --> 00:44:59,199 You've been at it for six hours. 763 00:45:01,601 --> 00:45:04,871 Bea, Nigel Basil-Jones is here. 764 00:45:04,938 --> 00:45:07,741 Mr. Basil-Jones, what a nice surprise. 765 00:45:07,841 --> 00:45:09,242 There's my star. 766 00:45:09,309 --> 00:45:12,278 -Is this a good time? -"It's the best of times. 767 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:13,880 It's the worst of times." 768 00:45:15,715 --> 00:45:16,549 Dickens. 769 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:20,286 I couldn't wait to show you this. 770 00:45:21,321 --> 00:45:22,522 Oh, my goodness. 771 00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:23,923 -That's incredible. -Beautiful. 772 00:45:23,990 --> 00:45:26,126 We've had a tremendous early response, 773 00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:29,696 and interest in your next book is already through the roof. 774 00:45:29,763 --> 00:45:31,631 It's extraordinary. 775 00:45:31,731 --> 00:45:33,767 I have something for you too. 776 00:45:36,636 --> 00:45:38,710 You can barely tell the difference. 777 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:39,773 -You did it. -It's brilliant. 778 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:43,943 Artistic, authentic, uncompromising. 779 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,780 -Where is that? -It's in our garden. 780 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,182 -A bit limited in scope, no? -It's where they live. 781 00:45:49,282 --> 00:45:51,284 I'm just thinking, now that you've made changes, 782 00:45:51,351 --> 00:45:54,421 you may want to expand it a bit, make it more fun, exotic. 783 00:45:54,487 --> 00:45:57,290 Maybe put them on a beach, give them surfboards, 784 00:45:57,357 --> 00:46:00,427 -those little baby guitars. -Ukuleles? 785 00:46:00,493 --> 00:46:02,362 Yes! Great idea. You see? 786 00:46:02,462 --> 00:46:06,533 You take my silly suggestions and make them so much better. Genius! 787 00:46:06,633 --> 00:46:08,501 They don't play ukuleles though. 788 00:46:08,601 --> 00:46:11,638 And they don't go to the beach. Right, Bea? I mean, they're rabbits. 789 00:46:11,738 --> 00:46:14,808 Why can't they be rabbits on the beach? Or a boat? 790 00:46:14,908 --> 00:46:16,943 -Or a spaceship? -A spaceship? 791 00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:20,947 Readers just want to be transported, Thomas. 792 00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:22,482 Dickens. 793 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:26,119 Now, listen up. This is a big job. 794 00:46:26,186 --> 00:46:27,354 The biggest. 795 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,556 It's the kind of job that if we pull off, 796 00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:33,326 we won't have to worry about feeding ourselves ever again. 797 00:46:33,393 --> 00:46:36,396 But it comes with a fair bit of risk. 798 00:46:36,496 --> 00:46:40,400 Once every so often, all the farmers in the valley gather together. 799 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,403 -Get out of here! -They're angry, nasty. 800 00:46:43,503 --> 00:46:47,374 They want to get their food off the land just so we can't have it. 801 00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:50,577 The sweetest corn, the crunchiest carrots, 802 00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:52,512 the ripest radishes. 803 00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:57,500 And they bring it all to one central location, 804 00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:58,551 right here in the city, 805 00:46:58,651 --> 00:47:01,521 where they guard it from dawn till dusk. 806 00:47:01,588 --> 00:47:03,590 And that's where we're gonna hit. 807 00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,258 Must be really hard to break in. 808 00:47:05,358 --> 00:47:09,162 Not a gate or a door in sight. They wave you in with a smile. 809 00:47:09,229 --> 00:47:11,131 -Come on in. -Everybody's welcome. 810 00:47:11,197 --> 00:47:13,133 -Won't they hear us? -No. 811 00:47:13,199 --> 00:47:16,670 There's a band playing wildly mediocre folk music. 812 00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:22,242 What if some kids see us? Won't they try and adopt us again? 813 00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:25,780 In this place, they just give you a little tickle. 814 00:47:25,178 --> 00:47:27,881 And if you want an overpriced gift that'll never be used... 815 00:47:27,981 --> 00:47:30,717 They sell lavender-scented bath bombs. 816 00:47:30,817 --> 00:47:31,918 Ten pounds. 817 00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:34,387 What is this magical place? 818 00:47:34,454 --> 00:47:37,991 They call it the "farmers market." 819 00:47:39,359 --> 00:47:42,429 Which Whiskers has meticulously recreated here in this map. 820 00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:46,320 Okay, so the thimbles are fruits. Spindles are vegetables. 821 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:48,868 The pincushion represents the sun coverage 822 00:47:48,935 --> 00:47:51,710 according to tomorrow's weather, which I recorded 823 00:47:51,171 --> 00:47:52,772 over a series of six weekends, 824 00:47:52,872 --> 00:47:55,842 not including last Saturday, which I deemed unseasonably cloudy. 825 00:47:55,909 --> 00:48:00,113 -Whiskers, no one cares! -Oh, all right, fine! 826 00:48:01,548 --> 00:48:05,285 I hope you guys aren't visual learners. 827 00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:07,787 But the produce ain't what we're after. 828 00:48:07,887 --> 00:48:10,290 Any chump with a stump can steal that. 829 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:13,193 What we want is far more valuable. 830 00:48:13,259 --> 00:48:15,295 Deep in the middle of all this, 831 00:48:15,395 --> 00:48:18,465 right across from the coconut water and two down from the wooden spoons, 832 00:48:18,565 --> 00:48:20,734 are the crown jewels. 833 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,504 Our target: the dried fruit. 834 00:48:25,505 --> 00:48:27,574 Dried fruit? 835 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,976 -Why would you want that? -Sounds gross. 836 00:48:31,811 --> 00:48:36,583 Lasts forever, and it's one-eighth the size of a piece of fresh fruit. 837 00:48:36,649 --> 00:48:39,850 But with the same nutritional value. 838 00:48:39,152 --> 00:48:42,655 It's easy to transport and totally untraceable. 839 00:48:42,756 --> 00:48:44,591 Try that. 840 00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:47,694 That's so good. 841 00:48:47,794 --> 00:48:49,129 It's no jelly bean. 842 00:48:49,229 --> 00:48:53,633 Hey! We don't do that stuff here. Get me, kid? Junks up your noggin. 843 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:57,537 Problem is, the dried fruit is in the centre of the market, 844 00:48:57,637 --> 00:49:00,273 surrounded by all the farmers. 845 00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:04,110 And the worst thing about farmers, they stick together, 846 00:49:04,177 --> 00:49:05,645 protect each other. 847 00:49:05,712 --> 00:49:09,783 And they are an evil army evilly unified in evil. 848 00:49:09,849 --> 00:49:11,518 But even if we take care of them, 849 00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,887 we've got to get past the toughest one of all. 850 00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:16,289 The dried fruit vendor herself, 851 00:49:16,356 --> 00:49:19,426 Sara Nakamoto. 852 00:49:19,492 --> 00:49:22,529 Never leaves her post, no matter what. 853 00:49:22,629 --> 00:49:25,665 But Sara Nakamoto has one Achilles' heel. 854 00:49:25,732 --> 00:49:28,168 And it's not her actual Achilles' heel. 855 00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:32,305 Her proverbial Achilles' heel is the son of the cheesemonger 856 00:49:32,372 --> 00:49:35,800 across the aisle, William Pemberly. 857 00:49:35,108 --> 00:49:37,811 He's the only one who can get her attention. 858 00:49:37,877 --> 00:49:40,580 So if we get to him, he'll distract her, 859 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,160 and the dried fruit will be ours. 860 00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:44,551 How do we get it out of there? 861 00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:47,821 Our old friend upstairs comes to market every week, 862 00:49:47,887 --> 00:49:49,723 just before it closes. 863 00:49:49,823 --> 00:49:54,594 He always buys two sausages. One for him and one for his late wife. 864 00:49:54,694 --> 00:49:56,730 It's a real love story, actually. 865 00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:59,332 They met as teenagers at a jazz hall. 866 00:49:59,399 --> 00:50:02,202 She was a hat-check girl. He played the horn. 867 00:50:02,302 --> 00:50:04,204 -But their parents didn't approve. -Whiskers! 868 00:50:04,304 --> 00:50:06,600 Whiskers, stay focused. 869 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,242 Why doesn't anyone appreciate a good digression? 870 00:50:09,342 --> 00:50:11,211 Know what they're gonna say at your funeral? 871 00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:14,347 "Great lady. Always stayed on topic." 872 00:50:16,549 --> 00:50:19,753 Anyway, we haul the loot into the tailor's truck, 873 00:50:19,853 --> 00:50:22,856 and he drives it right back here for us, okay? 874 00:50:24,157 --> 00:50:25,959 It all seems very complicated. 875 00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:29,429 Which is why I said I wish I had 10 more like you. 876 00:50:29,529 --> 00:50:32,499 -Do you have any friends back home? -Yes, we have lots of friends. 877 00:50:32,565 --> 00:50:33,767 Can they be trusted? 878 00:50:34,934 --> 00:50:36,703 There's a couple I wouldn't let house-sit. 879 00:50:36,770 --> 00:50:39,239 It doesn't matter. Bring them all. 880 00:51:07,767 --> 00:51:09,269 Come on, Felix, let's go. 881 00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:16,409 Come on, Felix, let's go. 882 00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:22,615 -Girls, go and get a flashlight. -Okay. 883 00:51:34,260 --> 00:51:35,462 All right, everyone. 884 00:51:35,562 --> 00:51:38,164 I think these are finally ready to sell at the farmers market. 885 00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:40,500 I want honest opinions from everyone. Right? 886 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,370 Don't hold back. I need to know the truth, but... 887 00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:45,438 only if it's good. 888 00:51:45,505 --> 00:51:47,107 So really sock it to me. 889 00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:50,276 But remember, I'm wildly insecure. 890 00:51:52,178 --> 00:51:55,782 -You've put them on the beach. -I'm just expanding our world. 891 00:51:56,683 --> 00:51:59,786 You've expanded it all the way to outer space. 892 00:51:59,853 --> 00:52:03,523 -Nigel wants me to-- -I know what Nigel wants. Is it...? 893 00:52:03,623 --> 00:52:05,325 Is it what you want? 894 00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:08,361 It feels like you're jamming in everything here in a way that-- 895 00:52:08,461 --> 00:52:09,796 Jam jars. 896 00:52:09,863 --> 00:52:10,964 Pardon me? 897 00:52:11,310 --> 00:52:13,867 For their space helmets. It's perfect. 898 00:52:13,967 --> 00:52:16,903 Just shove it on. Little head, the ears down. 899 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,139 Show what it does to the face. It's perfect. 900 00:52:21,441 --> 00:52:23,610 Nigel Basil-Jones. 901 00:52:23,677 --> 00:52:27,313 Just because he's successful, intelligent, charismatic, 902 00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:30,250 eyes you could lose an afternoon in... 903 00:52:30,350 --> 00:52:32,485 He needs to hear from me. 904 00:52:32,552 --> 00:52:34,654 You lot, stay out of trouble. 905 00:52:34,721 --> 00:52:38,792 Although, I guess I don't need to say that because Peter's not here. 906 00:52:38,858 --> 00:52:40,627 Where is Peter? 907 00:52:42,950 --> 00:52:45,265 Once again, I find myself talking to rabbits. 908 00:52:45,365 --> 00:52:47,667 Expecting a response, which... 909 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:53,106 No. It's not forthcoming. Okay. 910 00:53:01,748 --> 00:53:04,351 Flashlight. 911 00:53:04,417 --> 00:53:06,586 And for our British friends... 912 00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:09,189 Torch. 913 00:53:18,264 --> 00:53:19,899 Never gets old. 914 00:53:19,966 --> 00:53:23,269 If we pull this off, we'll be on posters all over town. 915 00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:26,406 Why are you up there, Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle? 916 00:53:26,506 --> 00:53:28,908 Eye candy. 917 00:53:32,545 --> 00:53:34,114 Cock-a-doodle... 918 00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,282 Cock-a-doodle... 919 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,450 Oh, no. 920 00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:39,152 I've lost my voice. 921 00:53:39,252 --> 00:53:40,954 Wake up. Wake up. 922 00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:44,324 We've got to make the giant ball of fire rise into the... 923 00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:46,926 What? 924 00:53:46,993 --> 00:53:48,561 How is this possible? 925 00:53:48,628 --> 00:53:54,100 It was all a hoax to keep me from questioning my very existence. 926 00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:57,604 My life's been one big lie! 927 00:53:57,704 --> 00:54:01,408 Wait. But maybe this means I can fly. 928 00:54:01,474 --> 00:54:03,910 Maybe I can fly! 929 00:54:06,112 --> 00:54:07,480 No. 930 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:10,417 -Cock-a-doodle-doo! -Cock-a-doodle-doo! 931 00:54:11,818 --> 00:54:14,954 As the new day dawned on the empty farm, 932 00:54:15,550 --> 00:54:18,658 it wasn't just Peter and the others off on a journey of self-discovery. 933 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:21,895 Bea was also answering the knock of opportunity. 934 00:54:21,961 --> 00:54:25,198 "Peter, Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-Tail, and Cousin Benjamin, 935 00:54:25,298 --> 00:54:27,600 with help from the others, rebuilt the cottage, 936 00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:30,300 and they all lived happily ever after." 937 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:37,477 You are a natural. 938 00:54:37,544 --> 00:54:40,113 Come with me. I have something to show you. 939 00:54:41,815 --> 00:54:44,517 I can't believe you're giving this to me! 940 00:54:44,617 --> 00:54:46,986 I haven't even written a best seller yet. 941 00:54:47,870 --> 00:54:50,156 That's how confident I am in the changes you're making to the new book. 942 00:54:50,223 --> 00:54:52,859 Have you seen Marvin's latest? 943 00:54:54,194 --> 00:54:56,496 -Is it good? -The critics have been mixed on it, 944 00:54:56,563 --> 00:54:59,399 but it just hit number one in 23 countries, 945 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:02,469 including Germany, and they hate butterflies. 946 00:55:02,535 --> 00:55:05,872 Find them too whimsical. I want you to meet the whole company. 947 00:55:05,972 --> 00:55:08,541 Branding, merchandising, film. 948 00:55:08,641 --> 00:55:10,844 We don't just think of this as a book anymore. 949 00:55:10,944 --> 00:55:15,248 We think it's a phenomenon. We think you are a phenomenon. 950 00:55:15,348 --> 00:55:17,550 A phenomenon, indeed. 951 00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:21,788 But also a phenomenon with a husband who thought she might be travelling 952 00:55:21,855 --> 00:55:23,857 down the wrong path. 953 00:55:23,957 --> 00:55:26,793 So he went for his own meeting with the publisher 954 00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:29,729 to do what he was sure was right for his wife. 955 00:55:29,829 --> 00:55:30,730 Nigel! 956 00:55:30,830 --> 00:55:33,733 -But without telling her, of course. -Thomas? 957 00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:37,404 What a lovely surprise. Twice in one day. 958 00:55:37,504 --> 00:55:39,720 I know what you're up to, okay? 959 00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:42,575 And it is very clear to me that you are trying to impose your will on my wife. 960 00:55:42,676 --> 00:55:46,346 -I wanted to tell you to your face-- -I'm heading to the gym. You box? 961 00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:49,716 Yeah. I told you I boxed, didn't I? 962 00:55:49,816 --> 00:55:51,284 -Come with me. -The only thing is 963 00:55:51,384 --> 00:55:53,186 that I haven't got my gear, so... 964 00:55:53,253 --> 00:55:57,590 -Not to worry. We'll fix you up. Come. -Really? Okay. Yep. 965 00:56:13,707 --> 00:56:15,475 Hey, Nigel. 966 00:56:15,575 --> 00:56:17,544 Thank you again for the gear. 967 00:56:17,610 --> 00:56:19,245 My niece was happy to lend it to you. 968 00:56:24,217 --> 00:56:27,187 Listen, I need to talk to you about Bea. 969 00:56:28,588 --> 00:56:30,590 You have her doubting her own ideas. 970 00:56:30,657 --> 00:56:32,792 I want her to take on some of mine. 971 00:56:32,892 --> 00:56:37,630 Yeah. I can't help but feel though that she's losing her way. 972 00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:38,198 -No. -No? 973 00:56:38,264 --> 00:56:40,900 Losing your way is when no one buys your book 974 00:56:40,967 --> 00:56:42,736 because it's too niche. 975 00:56:42,802 --> 00:56:45,672 You say "niche"? It's pronounced niche! 976 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:50,410 And losing your way is when you want to have children 977 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:55,115 but your wife is too busy painting pictures of rabbits going to space! 978 00:56:56,216 --> 00:56:59,285 Space? Really? She's doing that? 979 00:57:02,989 --> 00:57:05,158 Oh, Nigel. Nigel, I'm so sorry. 980 00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:07,327 No, I'm sorry. 981 00:57:08,328 --> 00:57:09,963 But if you're that selfish, 982 00:57:10,630 --> 00:57:12,232 I don't know if you're cut out to be a father. 983 00:57:21,408 --> 00:57:24,100 Why did you tell Nigel that I didn't want his ideas? 984 00:57:24,110 --> 00:57:25,779 No, no, no, I was just saying, 985 00:57:25,845 --> 00:57:27,781 I felt you were losing your voice and integrity. 986 00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:31,551 -But, clearly, I had nothing to worry about. -You have no right to speak for me. 987 00:57:31,651 --> 00:57:34,187 Nigel said he was going to reduce the run of the second book 988 00:57:34,287 --> 00:57:36,723 -because it's too "niche"? -It's pronounced niche. 989 00:57:36,823 --> 00:57:39,920 If you're a pretentious twit. 990 00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:40,860 Like Nigel Basil-Jones? 991 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,730 -How many names does one man need? -Nigel's parents... 992 00:57:43,830 --> 00:57:45,565 This went on for a while, 993 00:57:45,665 --> 00:57:48,568 as most arguments between grown-ups do. 994 00:57:48,668 --> 00:57:51,304 And they start to say things that have nothing to do 995 00:57:51,371 --> 00:57:53,440 with what they're actually arguing about. 996 00:57:53,506 --> 00:57:56,420 Brussels is the capital of Belgium. 997 00:57:56,142 --> 00:57:58,912 Capitals have moved before, Bea. Capitals will move again. 998 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,315 Kyoto, Japan. 1869. Where are those moving trucks going? 999 00:58:02,382 --> 00:58:03,316 Tokyo! 1000 00:58:03,383 --> 00:58:05,685 And often, the argument lasts a week 1001 00:58:05,752 --> 00:58:07,921 before they get to the heart of the matter. 1002 00:58:08,210 --> 00:58:11,224 But this is a storybook, so let's get right to it. 1003 00:58:11,324 --> 00:58:14,327 I'm finally getting some success, and I'm determined to hold on to it. 1004 00:58:14,394 --> 00:58:19,320 If you could please just support me instead of going behind my back, okay? 1005 00:58:19,132 --> 00:58:20,300 You're right. 1006 00:58:20,367 --> 00:58:23,503 I shouldn't have done that. But this isn't you, Bea. 1007 00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:26,840 You paint elegant stories of the rabbits and our home. 1008 00:58:26,906 --> 00:58:29,420 I'm painting our family. It's... 1009 00:58:29,142 --> 00:58:32,450 Just happens to be the best-selling version of our family. 1010 00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:35,315 Nigel knows what he's doing. 1011 00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:40,153 I love the new you. 1012 00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:44,557 I can do anything to you and you won't eat me. Flick. 1013 00:58:44,624 --> 00:58:48,528 Actually, today is my cheat day. 1014 00:58:49,529 --> 00:58:51,531 Help! Where is everybody?! 1015 00:58:51,598 --> 00:58:56,870 About to pull off the greatest farmers-market heist in history. 1016 00:58:56,936 --> 00:58:58,872 Also, the first. 1017 00:58:59,873 --> 00:59:02,509 But Peter's always been a trailblazer, 1018 00:59:02,575 --> 00:59:04,744 for better or worse. 1019 00:59:04,811 --> 00:59:07,580 This little piggy went to market. 1020 00:59:07,647 --> 00:59:10,884 For some lavender soap. I was told there was a lavender stand? 1021 00:59:11,885 --> 00:59:15,355 Peter, may I have a quick word? 1022 00:59:17,891 --> 00:59:20,226 -Are you sure about this? -Yeah. 1023 00:59:20,293 --> 00:59:23,630 I've never been more sure about anything in my life. 1024 00:59:23,129 --> 00:59:25,665 Trust me. I would never put you in danger. 1025 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:30,370 Again. I promise. 1026 00:59:31,805 --> 00:59:35,275 Okay, I can't promise. We're gonna rob this place. Are you in or out? 1027 00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:41,948 It's time. 1028 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,190 -You all know what to do. -Yes. 1029 00:59:46,119 --> 00:59:49,923 We steal the tailor's sausage and kiss Sara Nakamoto. 1030 00:59:49,989 --> 00:59:51,124 What? No. 1031 00:59:51,191 --> 00:59:54,194 We take out all the farmers so we can get to the dried fruit 1032 00:59:54,294 --> 00:59:56,596 and drag it back to the tailor's truck. 1033 00:59:56,663 --> 00:59:58,498 -Okay. -Wait a minute. 1034 00:59:58,598 --> 01:00:00,600 I smell a rat. 1035 01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:02,802 And I like it. 1036 01:00:30,964 --> 01:00:34,334 London Bridge is falling down Falling down, falling down 1037 01:00:34,434 --> 01:00:35,635 London Bridge is... 1038 01:00:42,175 --> 01:00:43,777 One of these? 1039 01:00:44,778 --> 01:00:47,380 I know. It's lovely, isn't it? 1040 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,848 Two pounds, please. 1041 01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:50,717 Thanks. 1042 01:00:55,388 --> 01:00:59,590 Let's kick this off, son. For your dad. 1043 01:01:01,861 --> 01:01:03,830 -Have a lovely day. -Bye. 1044 01:01:29,489 --> 01:01:31,524 Magic beans. 1045 01:01:36,290 --> 01:01:37,497 I'm alive! 1046 01:01:49,876 --> 01:01:51,878 Stop, he's not a farmer. 1047 01:01:51,945 --> 01:01:53,947 Really? But he's dressed like one. 1048 01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:57,617 It's a style. Cultural appropriation. 1049 01:01:57,717 --> 01:01:59,386 Makes me sick. 1050 01:01:59,452 --> 01:02:01,388 There's a farmer. 1051 01:02:13,566 --> 01:02:15,268 How are you, sir? 1052 01:02:16,269 --> 01:02:18,538 Here you go. Super looking fennel. Enjoy it. 1053 01:02:22,108 --> 01:02:24,310 -Here you are. -Thanks very much. 1054 01:02:28,181 --> 01:02:30,784 What did Peter say? 1055 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:36,790 The rabbit comes out of the hole, 1056 01:02:36,890 --> 01:02:38,625 goes round the tree 1057 01:02:38,725 --> 01:02:40,760 and back down the hole. 1058 01:02:53,106 --> 01:02:55,308 William! 1059 01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:24,104 Peter? 1060 01:03:34,314 --> 01:03:36,160 Come on. 1061 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:42,489 Head to the petting zoo. 1062 01:03:42,555 --> 01:03:45,859 We can blend in with those weird animals that don't talk. 1063 01:03:59,372 --> 01:04:00,507 Let's go. 1064 01:04:01,508 --> 01:04:03,410 We'll take it from here. 1065 01:04:03,510 --> 01:04:04,911 In you hop. 1066 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:15,922 -All right, closing time. -Sure. 1067 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:18,858 -Oy, what's all this, then? -Where is everyone? 1068 01:04:24,197 --> 01:04:25,832 Wait. 1069 01:04:35,408 --> 01:04:37,243 -No! -Hey, Benjamin? 1070 01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:41,114 Wha--? What's going on? 1071 01:04:41,214 --> 01:04:43,316 Let them go! What are they doing? 1072 01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:45,251 Don't get yourself caught too, son. 1073 01:04:45,318 --> 01:04:48,621 But if you did, just be a bigger share for us, anyway, innit? 1074 01:04:52,559 --> 01:04:53,793 Peter! 1075 01:04:53,893 --> 01:04:54,961 Wait, wait! Peter! 1076 01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:58,465 Come on, let's go. 1077 01:04:58,565 --> 01:05:00,934 No, no, stop. No, no, no, wait. Stop, stop! 1078 01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:02,936 Wait! 1079 01:05:08,675 --> 01:05:09,843 You set us up. 1080 01:05:09,943 --> 01:05:13,380 We didn't not set you up, if you catch my smell. 1081 01:05:13,446 --> 01:05:14,814 Good one, sis. 1082 01:05:14,914 --> 01:05:18,752 You really thought we were gonna share all this with those yokels? 1083 01:05:18,818 --> 01:05:20,286 We just needed bodies. 1084 01:05:20,387 --> 01:05:25,158 Sweet, dumb, bumpkin bodies that will follow you anywhere. 1085 01:05:25,258 --> 01:05:26,960 Is this still part of the plan? 1086 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,395 Did Peter do this? 1087 01:05:28,461 --> 01:05:30,960 He's not here, is he? 1088 01:05:30,163 --> 01:05:32,699 Maybe he really is a bad seed. 1089 01:05:34,601 --> 01:05:35,869 Dad was your best friend. 1090 01:05:35,969 --> 01:05:38,872 And my best friend is the Sugar Plum Fairy. 1091 01:05:40,707 --> 01:05:42,842 I'm kidding. She's very hard to get to know. 1092 01:05:42,942 --> 01:05:45,612 Closed off. She's Russian. 1093 01:05:45,679 --> 01:05:47,147 You never knew my dad. 1094 01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:51,170 Wouldn't be caught dead in some country garden. 1095 01:05:51,117 --> 01:05:52,352 Like he was. 1096 01:05:53,453 --> 01:05:54,654 Why did you do this? 1097 01:05:54,721 --> 01:05:58,240 No one wanted to adopt me anymore. I was too old. 1098 01:05:58,124 --> 01:05:59,726 I was being replaced. 1099 01:05:59,826 --> 01:06:04,898 Every kid in town wanted a young rabbit like the one in that book. 1100 01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:07,634 So I tracked you down. 1101 01:06:07,701 --> 01:06:11,504 I was just gonna use you as bait for a few fake-and-takes. 1102 01:06:11,571 --> 01:06:13,206 But then I saw how good you were 1103 01:06:13,306 --> 01:06:17,177 and I figured we could do something a lot bigger together. 1104 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:18,178 You lied to me. 1105 01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:21,748 It's not hard to lie to someone who wants to believe. 1106 01:06:21,848 --> 01:06:23,750 But one thing is dead true. 1107 01:06:23,850 --> 01:06:25,819 We are a great team. 1108 01:06:25,885 --> 01:06:30,990 That's why you're in this truck with us instead of in a cage with them. 1109 01:06:31,570 --> 01:06:33,193 This is where you belong, Peter. 1110 01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:35,462 We're your family now. 1111 01:06:35,528 --> 01:06:36,563 No. 1112 01:06:36,663 --> 01:06:40,233 My family's in trouble and it's all my fault. 1113 01:07:20,507 --> 01:07:22,242 No! 1114 01:07:29,783 --> 01:07:30,984 Peter. 1115 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,353 Where are the others? 1116 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:37,457 What have you done? 1117 01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:45,665 Hey. I need all the addresses of the people who took those animals. 1118 01:07:45,765 --> 01:07:48,802 We prefer "adopted those animals." 1119 01:07:48,902 --> 01:07:52,472 And that information's private. Against the law to give it out. 1120 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:57,744 Go, Peter! 1121 01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:03,950 Right. Here we go. 1122 01:08:04,170 --> 01:08:08,488 "Almond milk, cashew cheese, walnut butter." This is not the list. 1123 01:08:08,588 --> 01:08:10,957 The man clearly likes to get his protein from nuts. 1124 01:08:12,158 --> 01:08:14,761 That is everything I have. 1125 01:08:20,433 --> 01:08:24,771 "Manchester, London, Inverness, the Alps." They're everywhere. 1126 01:08:24,838 --> 01:08:27,440 Do you see the mess you've made? You're never going to learn. 1127 01:08:27,507 --> 01:08:31,211 Because you never give me a chance. All you do is tell me how bad I am. 1128 01:08:31,311 --> 01:08:34,140 Well, then stop giving me reasons to. 1129 01:08:34,114 --> 01:08:35,949 Wait, did you just talk? 1130 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:37,851 No. Yes. Maybe. 1131 01:08:37,951 --> 01:08:40,487 Could be your imagination. Could be the radio. 1132 01:08:40,553 --> 01:08:44,570 This is BBC 7 playing all of the hits with none of the talk, 1133 01:08:44,157 --> 01:08:46,192 especially not Peter because rabbits can't talk. 1134 01:08:46,292 --> 01:08:48,962 Oh, look, the fuel gauge is empty. 1135 01:09:03,376 --> 01:09:05,245 I know I'm not perfect. 1136 01:09:05,345 --> 01:09:07,180 But I can't do anything right by you. 1137 01:09:07,247 --> 01:09:09,916 No matter what I do, you always assume the worst. 1138 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,486 Well, you got your entire family taken, Peter. 1139 01:09:13,553 --> 01:09:15,522 If that's not the worst, what is? 1140 01:09:15,622 --> 01:09:18,725 -Why are you even helping me? -I don't know. 1141 01:09:18,825 --> 01:09:23,163 I just saw you and the others were in trouble and I came. 1142 01:09:24,831 --> 01:09:26,199 It's not a choice. 1143 01:09:27,434 --> 01:09:31,370 I don't think I'm actually propelling this thing in any real way. 1144 01:09:31,104 --> 01:09:34,174 I'm sorry I wrecked your tomatoes. That wasn't supposed to happen. 1145 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:36,409 Then what was supposed to happen? 1146 01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:44,484 I met someone who made me feel like not everything I did was wrong, 1147 01:09:44,551 --> 01:09:46,753 who actually accepted me. 1148 01:09:46,853 --> 01:09:48,488 But it was all a lie. 1149 01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:50,557 He just used me. I'm so stupid. 1150 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,927 You're not stupid. 1151 01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:55,195 You're young. 1152 01:09:56,196 --> 01:09:57,697 So you make mistakes. 1153 01:09:57,764 --> 01:09:59,650 A lot of mistakes. 1154 01:09:59,132 --> 01:10:01,401 It's the one thing I'm really good at. 1155 01:10:03,603 --> 01:10:05,739 I know I'm too hard on you sometimes. 1156 01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:11,678 I lost my father when I was very young too, so I never really learned how to be one. 1157 01:10:12,679 --> 01:10:13,713 To me? 1158 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:17,717 Yeah. To you. 1159 01:10:17,784 --> 01:10:19,719 And to the others. 1160 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,756 That's why I'm here, I suppose. 1161 01:10:22,856 --> 01:10:24,524 It's what a dad does. 1162 01:10:24,591 --> 01:10:29,562 -I didn't think I'd ever have a dad again. -I didn't realise I already was one. 1163 01:10:31,931 --> 01:10:34,434 You're not the bad seed, Peter. 1164 01:10:35,435 --> 01:10:39,606 -I shouldn't have let them call you that. -And I shouldn't have believed it. 1165 01:10:39,706 --> 01:10:42,575 I know now that no one can tell me who I am. 1166 01:10:47,981 --> 01:10:52,185 I think there's someone we both love who needs to hear that too. 1167 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,991 About me talking, it's probably your imagination. 1168 01:10:58,910 --> 01:11:02,796 And you might also want to imagine that your truck isn't rolling down the hill. 1169 01:11:03,797 --> 01:11:05,265 No! 1170 01:11:05,331 --> 01:11:08,668 Stop the truck! Please stop the truck! No! No! 1171 01:11:08,768 --> 01:11:10,937 No! No! 1172 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:12,172 Oh, no! 1173 01:11:12,272 --> 01:11:13,540 No! 1174 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:16,176 No! No! 1175 01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:19,746 No, no. 1176 01:11:19,813 --> 01:11:21,140 No! 1177 01:11:21,114 --> 01:11:22,749 So, what do you think, Bea? 1178 01:11:22,816 --> 01:11:24,651 Pretty original. 1179 01:11:24,751 --> 01:11:26,219 And that's just one idea 1180 01:11:26,319 --> 01:11:29,522 the team came up with for a possible movie version. 1181 01:11:30,657 --> 01:11:33,827 They don't really look or act like my rabbits though. 1182 01:11:33,927 --> 01:11:35,328 We couldn't be more excited, Bea. 1183 01:11:35,395 --> 01:11:38,398 Your latest changes have brought us almost to the finish line. 1184 01:11:38,498 --> 01:11:39,966 -Yes, yes. -So close. 1185 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:42,502 But I do think some of your pages are missing. 1186 01:11:42,569 --> 01:11:46,206 The end is just the rabbits drinking tea and apologising to each other. 1187 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:49,943 Oh, no, that's right. That's how they act. They learn from their mistakes. 1188 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:53,847 I think what we're trying to say is, the ending is really important. 1189 01:11:53,947 --> 01:11:56,516 It's the only thing readers remember. 1190 01:11:56,583 --> 01:12:00,854 Okay, well, what about if one of them goes into the village 1191 01:12:00,954 --> 01:12:03,223 to get a birthday present? 1192 01:12:04,891 --> 01:12:06,726 -And gets kidnapped. -Yes! 1193 01:12:06,826 --> 01:12:08,895 They should all get kidnapped. 1194 01:12:08,995 --> 01:12:12,198 There can be a rescue mission, exotic locations all over the country, 1195 01:12:12,265 --> 01:12:13,867 even outside the country. 1196 01:12:13,967 --> 01:12:16,803 And you can have chases on many different types of vehicles, 1197 01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:18,400 like race cars. 1198 01:12:18,710 --> 01:12:21,410 -Boats, motorcycles, planes. -That they can jump out of. 1199 01:12:21,141 --> 01:12:24,577 Then they can team together to get revenge on a gang of bad guys. 1200 01:12:24,678 --> 01:12:26,813 And then they ride off into the sunset. 1201 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,715 But the sky should be pink. 1202 01:12:28,815 --> 01:12:31,685 Because that's the colour of hope and the future. 1203 01:12:33,186 --> 01:12:38,580 Now, if the ending is as action-packed as we all agreed it should be... 1204 01:12:38,158 --> 01:12:40,527 I don't know if we all agreed. 1205 01:12:40,593 --> 01:12:42,395 Bea! 1206 01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:44,970 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 1207 01:12:44,197 --> 01:12:45,398 Thomas! 1208 01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:48,680 -So good to see you. -Nigel. 1209 01:12:48,168 --> 01:12:50,637 And you brought Peter. Terrific. 1210 01:12:50,737 --> 01:12:55,175 Now we can show everyone what Peter would look like in zero gravity. 1211 01:12:57,610 --> 01:13:00,747 Mopsy! Cotton-Tail! Let's get back to the rocket ship. 1212 01:13:03,283 --> 01:13:04,784 Nigel, stop it! 1213 01:13:04,884 --> 01:13:06,953 -What? -Goodness me. 1214 01:13:07,530 --> 01:13:09,489 Come here. Are you okay, sweetie? 1215 01:13:09,589 --> 01:13:11,658 -Bea, the other rabbits were taken. -What? 1216 01:13:11,758 --> 01:13:15,595 And the pig and the duck and the hedgehog, and is there a badger? 1217 01:13:15,662 --> 01:13:19,666 -Yeah, I need your car to go and get them. -My goodness. 1218 01:13:21,267 --> 01:13:23,737 How did this happen? What have I done? 1219 01:13:23,803 --> 01:13:26,506 You've written 80 percent of a best seller. 1220 01:13:26,606 --> 01:13:28,241 Just get some more rabbits. 1221 01:13:28,308 --> 01:13:31,745 You can get a million more with the money you're about to make. 1222 01:13:31,811 --> 01:13:35,480 No. I'm very sorry, but I can't do this. 1223 01:13:35,115 --> 01:13:37,917 -This isn't my world. -Not your world? 1224 01:13:37,984 --> 01:13:39,452 Look around you. 1225 01:13:39,519 --> 01:13:42,522 You created all this. 1226 01:13:42,622 --> 01:13:44,791 This is your world. 1227 01:13:44,858 --> 01:13:48,940 There's no boat chases or skiing in my world. 1228 01:13:48,161 --> 01:13:50,630 And there's certainly no rabbits jumping out of planes. 1229 01:13:50,697 --> 01:13:52,665 Bea. 1230 01:13:53,867 --> 01:13:55,680 What are you doing? 1231 01:13:55,135 --> 01:13:59,673 Do you know how much I've put into this? How much you have put into this? 1232 01:13:59,773 --> 01:14:02,409 -I guess... -Don't look in his beautiful eyes. 1233 01:14:03,543 --> 01:14:06,146 I need to go and get my family, Nigel. Goodbye. 1234 01:14:06,246 --> 01:14:08,515 Your books will never go anywhere without me. 1235 01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:12,252 This is the last the world will ever hear about Peter Rabbit. 1236 01:14:12,318 --> 01:14:14,200 I'll take my chances. 1237 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,655 Come on, Peter. 1238 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,427 Goodbye, Nigel. 1239 01:14:23,263 --> 01:14:24,798 Oh, we're making a terrible mistake. 1240 01:14:24,864 --> 01:14:26,733 -What can we do to make--? -Thomas! 1241 01:14:31,905 --> 01:14:33,807 Okay, where are we on Winnie the Pooh? 1242 01:14:34,874 --> 01:14:38,178 -Okay, where's the first stop? -440 Riverside Drive. 1243 01:14:38,278 --> 01:14:41,214 -Did you just talk? -Let's say it was just the radio. 1244 01:14:41,314 --> 01:14:44,684 This is BBC 7 playing all the hits with none of the... 1245 01:14:44,751 --> 01:14:48,188 So away they went to retrieve the rest of their family. 1246 01:14:48,288 --> 01:14:50,657 -There we are. -The first was easy. 1247 01:14:50,724 --> 01:14:52,525 -Okay, number two. -Here we go. 1248 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:57,230 The next was a little pricklier. 1249 01:15:03,703 --> 01:15:07,400 But the rest were much trickier. 1250 01:15:08,410 --> 01:15:11,711 Hello. There's been a misunderstanding in regards to the custody of that rabbit. 1251 01:15:11,778 --> 01:15:14,547 I promised the missus stew. 1252 01:15:15,548 --> 01:15:17,951 So they set off on a rescue mission, 1253 01:15:18,510 --> 01:15:22,756 the likes of which Bea insisted never happened in her world. 1254 01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:33,433 Benjamin, I'm really sorry. Listen, I never should have-- 1255 01:15:33,533 --> 01:15:35,635 Not now, Peter. Get me out of here! 1256 01:15:35,735 --> 01:15:37,170 Yep. 1257 01:15:49,182 --> 01:15:51,117 They're the rabbits from that book. 1258 01:15:52,118 --> 01:15:54,187 Benjamin, I'm really sorry. Listen-- 1259 01:15:54,254 --> 01:15:56,756 -Not now either. -Right. Right. 1260 01:16:15,775 --> 01:16:17,711 No! 1261 01:16:17,777 --> 01:16:19,612 We're too late! We're too-- 1262 01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:21,481 -Felix is gone! -Get up. 1263 01:16:22,482 --> 01:16:24,551 Come on, let's go. Quick. Quick. 1264 01:16:24,617 --> 01:16:26,786 -Let's go. Let's go. -Hey. 1265 01:17:17,437 --> 01:17:19,773 Brake lights. 1266 01:17:32,318 --> 01:17:33,653 Oh, thank goodness. 1267 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:37,557 But could you come back in 25 minutes? This is doing wonders for my skin. 1268 01:17:37,657 --> 01:17:38,858 Hey! 1269 01:17:39,859 --> 01:17:42,280 Hey, that's my pig! 1270 01:18:18,832 --> 01:18:21,768 And that's why I'm on the billboard. 1271 01:18:30,276 --> 01:18:32,846 "Lavatory"? That's what it means? 1272 01:18:32,912 --> 01:18:34,914 The place where men read the newspaper? 1273 01:18:34,981 --> 01:18:37,830 Yeah. You don't have to change your name. 1274 01:18:37,150 --> 01:18:40,954 There's no one in the world I'd rather be confused with than you, Flops. 1275 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:43,123 Same here, Mops. 1276 01:18:46,326 --> 01:18:48,461 With everyone safely reunited, 1277 01:18:48,561 --> 01:18:52,265 they headed back to Gloucester for one final rescue, 1278 01:18:52,332 --> 01:18:55,802 which Peter knew to be the most dangerous of all. 1279 01:19:04,978 --> 01:19:06,913 I underestimated you, son. 1280 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:13,620 This whole time, I thought I was the one playing you. 1281 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:16,589 Looks like I was the one being played. 1282 01:19:19,959 --> 01:19:21,628 Where's the rest of it? 1283 01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:25,799 Same place this is going. 1284 01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:27,801 With us. 1285 01:19:27,901 --> 01:19:30,470 -You know who you're dealing with? -Yeah. 1286 01:19:30,537 --> 01:19:33,106 The guy who got me to put my family in danger. 1287 01:19:33,173 --> 01:19:35,375 But that's not your fault. It's mine. 1288 01:19:35,475 --> 01:19:37,310 I convinced them. 1289 01:19:37,377 --> 01:19:39,646 I believed this is who I was. 1290 01:19:39,746 --> 01:19:40,814 Now I know better. 1291 01:19:40,914 --> 01:19:42,649 You don't know nothing, kid. 1292 01:19:42,749 --> 01:19:45,285 Oh, no. You did teach me a couple of things. 1293 01:19:45,352 --> 01:19:47,821 Oh, yeah? Like what? 1294 01:19:47,921 --> 01:19:52,920 Once a week, the old tailor upstairs drives to the market to buy his sausage. 1295 01:19:52,158 --> 01:19:54,361 It's a real love story. What of it? 1296 01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:56,229 And the second thing is: 1297 01:19:56,329 --> 01:19:58,331 The rabbit comes out of the hole, 1298 01:19:58,398 --> 01:19:59,999 goes around the tree 1299 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:02,168 and back down the hole. 1300 01:20:02,235 --> 01:20:03,670 What? 1301 01:20:29,696 --> 01:20:31,364 The kid, the kid! 1302 01:20:31,431 --> 01:20:34,601 When this truck stops, I'm gonna get him. 1303 01:20:34,701 --> 01:20:38,238 You nincompoop, don't you know where this truck always parks? 1304 01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:40,974 Yeah. The market. At the entrance. 1305 01:20:41,410 --> 01:20:43,760 Right next to the... 1306 01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:57,590 This reminds me of the first time I was put in a cage. 1307 01:20:57,691 --> 01:20:59,559 The circus was in town, and I'd always-- 1308 01:20:59,626 --> 01:21:01,194 Whiskers, stay focused. 1309 01:21:01,261 --> 01:21:04,931 On what? Being captured and getting our comeuppance? 1310 01:21:05,310 --> 01:21:08,935 Anyway, they only hired bats, so I made a costume out of gym socks. 1311 01:21:10,403 --> 01:21:11,638 There we are. 1312 01:21:25,452 --> 01:21:27,887 You were right. I should have just supported you. 1313 01:21:27,954 --> 01:21:31,240 I think I was just worried the book would take you away 1314 01:21:31,910 --> 01:21:34,600 from the family I wanted us to have, you know? 1315 01:21:34,127 --> 01:21:35,862 -I'm sorry. -No, I'm sorry. 1316 01:21:35,929 --> 01:21:38,732 I was chasing something for all the wrong reasons. 1317 01:21:38,798 --> 01:21:41,267 I lost sight of what was important. 1318 01:21:41,334 --> 01:21:42,602 Our family. 1319 01:21:42,669 --> 01:21:47,407 And families, I've learned, can come in all shapes and sizes. 1320 01:21:47,474 --> 01:21:51,678 Nigel wanted me to use those exact words to end my book. 1321 01:21:51,778 --> 01:21:53,279 You're kidding. 1322 01:21:54,314 --> 01:21:58,785 I mean, the sentiment's nice, but how pathetic. 1323 01:21:58,852 --> 01:22:00,653 -Right? Right? -Pathetic? Yeah. 1324 01:22:00,754 --> 01:22:02,822 That's why I said it, to make you laugh. 1325 01:22:02,922 --> 01:22:06,226 -Nigel, he was pathetic. You want some tea? -Lovely. 1326 01:22:06,292 --> 01:22:07,927 Benjamin, is now the time 1327 01:22:07,994 --> 01:22:11,464 for my often interrupted yet heartfelt apology? 1328 01:22:12,766 --> 01:22:13,767 I'm sorry. 1329 01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:16,200 I never should have mixed you up in all this. 1330 01:22:16,102 --> 01:22:19,500 I got caught up worrying about who everyone thought I was, 1331 01:22:19,105 --> 01:22:23,143 instead of who I really am, which is your brother. 1332 01:22:23,243 --> 01:22:29,449 And your cousin, who continues to not listen to you but promises to really, really try. 1333 01:22:29,516 --> 01:22:30,617 I'm sorry. 1334 01:22:30,684 --> 01:22:32,352 What...? 1335 01:22:33,653 --> 01:22:35,355 I'm kidding. 1336 01:22:35,455 --> 01:22:38,858 But, really, Peter, from now on, you need to think things through 1337 01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:42,729 and take some advice from those who love you. 1338 01:22:42,829 --> 01:22:47,834 I'm sorry. Wha...? 1339 01:22:57,877 --> 01:23:00,680 Sunset. 1340 01:23:13,660 --> 01:23:17,297 And so, they all lived happily ever after, 1341 01:23:17,364 --> 01:23:18,932 as is the law in these storybooks. 1342 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:22,535 You just take this out, and... 1343 01:23:24,604 --> 01:23:25,739 There. 1344 01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:28,875 Bea and McGregor had a child of their own. 1345 01:23:28,942 --> 01:23:31,945 And the rabbits took to her like a real sister. 1346 01:23:33,313 --> 01:23:35,480 Peekaboo. 1347 01:23:35,148 --> 01:23:36,783 Peekaboo. Peekaboo. 1348 01:23:36,883 --> 01:23:38,485 Peekaboo! 1349 01:23:38,551 --> 01:23:40,420 Try this jelly bean. It'll change your life. 1350 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:42,550 Cotton-Tail, no. 1351 01:23:42,155 --> 01:23:43,556 Cute baby. 1352 01:23:43,623 --> 01:23:48,610 Right, well, if anybody needs me, I'm gonna swim to France and back. 1353 01:23:49,529 --> 01:23:52,565 I finally realised what made me different. 1354 01:23:52,632 --> 01:23:54,634 I'm the narrator of these stories. 1355 01:23:54,734 --> 01:23:57,370 Another classic, Flopsy. What are you gonna name it? 1356 01:23:57,437 --> 01:23:58,738 She already did. 1357 01:24:01,975 --> 01:24:04,544 I like it. Implies there might be more. 1358 01:24:04,611 --> 01:24:08,480 Or this could be it. We didn't think we'd get this far. 1359 01:24:20,927 --> 01:24:23,630 Hey, squirrel, why don't you take it from here? 1360 01:24:23,730 --> 01:24:25,398 I couldn't possibly. 1361 01:24:25,465 --> 01:24:28,635 We are young, we run green 1362 01:24:28,735 --> 01:24:31,738 Keep our teeth nice and clean 1363 01:24:31,805 --> 01:24:34,708 See our friends, see the sights 1364 01:24:34,774 --> 01:24:37,770 Feel all right 1365 01:24:37,143 --> 01:24:39,120 Okay. That's enough. 1366 01:24:39,112 --> 01:24:41,381 -Thanks. -Yep. 1367 01:26:02,929 --> 01:26:05,865 Cock-a-doodle-do! 1368 01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:10,270 Cock-a-doodle-do! 1369 01:26:10,370 --> 01:26:11,838 Wait a second. 1370 01:26:11,905 --> 01:26:13,340 Dad, wake up! 1371 01:26:13,406 --> 01:26:15,575 Cock-a-doodle-do! 1372 01:26:16,643 --> 01:26:19,279 You made the magical water fountains erupt, 1373 01:26:19,379 --> 01:26:23,650 wetting the earth so it won't burn up from the giant ball of fire! 1374 01:26:23,717 --> 01:26:26,553 It's not a sham! We do matter! 1375 01:26:26,653 --> 01:26:28,688 We have a purpose! 1376 01:26:28,755 --> 01:26:31,191 Cock-a-doodle-do! 1377 01:26:31,257 --> 01:26:34,600 We're back, baby! 1378 01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:37,731 But we still can't fly.