1 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:52,185 2 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:01,961 (GIRL GIGGLES) 3 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,531 I've never gone parking before. 4 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,833 I'm really not that kind of a girl. 5 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,868 Well, I'm not the kind of a guy 6 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:10,870 who would go with that kind of a girl. 7 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:13,707 Oh, that's so sweet. I think. 8 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:16,643 There's nothing to be scared of. 9 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:18,678 (BOTH GASP) 10 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,780 (SHRIEKS) 11 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:24,384 (BOTH SCREAMING) 12 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,354 GIRL: I knew this would happen if we made out! 13 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:41,167 (BOTH SCREAMING) 14 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,206 Good shot, son. 15 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,874 (BOTH SCREAMING) 16 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,514 Uh, General, I think he's surrendering. 17 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,860 SOLDIERS: Run! Run! 18 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:08,695 Fire at will! 19 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,235 (LAUGHING) 20 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,109 Help! 21 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:28,548 Keep firing. Keep firing! Keep firing! 22 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,517 Kill every last alien! 23 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:31,951 (LAUGHING) 24 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,530 (EXCLAIMING) 25 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,221 (ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR) 26 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:39,359 You will all become my alien zombies. 27 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,393 (LAUGHING EVILLY) 28 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,561 (EXCLAIMING) 29 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,396 Ouch, Mom! ALL: Command us, Master! 30 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,400 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 31 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,476 What did I tell you about these kind of movies? 32 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,445 It was almost over! 33 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,280 Besides, they're all the same. 34 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,481 MOTHER: That's not true. 35 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:04,250 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lo!! I,! O!! I,! O!! I 36 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:07,870 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 37 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:08,154 ♪ Lollipop 38 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,393 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 39 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:16,329 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lo!! I,! O!! I,! O!! I 40 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:19,265 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 41 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,300 ♪ Lollipop 42 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,601 (COOING) 43 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,303 You know, he looks just like his father. 44 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:24,437 (BURPS) 45 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,773 (CHUCKLING) Just like his father. 46 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,110 ♪ And when he does his shakin' rocky dance 47 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,780 ♪ Man, I haven't got a chance 48 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:36,282 ♪ I call him Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 49 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,319 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli 50 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:42,422 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 51 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:43,857 ♪ Lollipop 52 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:48,461 ♪ Sweeter than candy on a stick 53 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,498 ♪ Huckleberry, cherry or lime 54 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,467 ♪ If you had a choice he'd be your pick 55 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,671 ♪ But lollipop is mine 56 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:00,674 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 57 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,710 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli 58 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,546 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 59 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:07,647 ♪ Lollipop 60 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,183 Oh, I hate the rain. 61 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:18,324 (SIGHS) 62 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,160 Raining rocks and dogs. 63 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:21,561 Great! 64 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:26,666 ♪ Sweeter than candy on a stick 65 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,703 ♪ Huckleberry, cherry or lime 66 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,672 ♪ If you had a choice he'd be your pick 67 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,909 ♪ But lollipop is mine 68 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,978 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli 69 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:42,480 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli 70 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,351 ♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli 71 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,520 ♪ Holding my lollipop 72 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:47,487 ♪ Lollipop ♪ 73 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:51,591 LEM: Space, 74 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,695 a universe of mystery. 75 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,865 Well, today, the mystery will be unveiled. 76 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,534 Thanks to science, we now know 77 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,938 the universe is nearly 500 miles long 78 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,108 and it contains, you're not going to believe this, 79 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:11,111 over 1,000 stars. 80 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,790 (YAWNING) 81 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:16,416 Psst! Lem, come on! Liven it up. 82 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:20,120 And still, the only known intelligent life 83 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,423 is right here on our planet. 84 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,958 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 85 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:26,426 (MUSIC SPEEDING UP) 86 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:27,627 (ALL GASPING) 87 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,729 Huh? 88 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,365 No, not today! Not today! Please. 89 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,900 What was that? 90 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,536 That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs. 91 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,973 They're gonna eat our brains for dinner! 92 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:41,608 (ALL GASPING) Is that true? 93 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,778 Everybody, please, that's ridiculous. 94 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:49,482 Totally ridiculous. Brains for dinner? Come on! 95 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,786 Brains are for breakfast with cereal and milk. 96 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,320 Dinner is organs and eyeballs. 97 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,656 (ALL SHRIEKING) 98 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:01,494 Okay, everyone, everyone, please, listen up. 99 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,970 We're not getting eaten 100 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:08,234 or harvested or having our brains barbecued. 101 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:12,639 The universe isn't scary. It's really amazing. 102 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:19,312 And don't forget to pick up your planetary yo-yos. 103 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,514 (YO-YO WARBLING) 104 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,483 We've got one for each of you. 105 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:33,993 You're looking at the new Junior Assistant Curator! 106 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:35,695 High four! Whoo-hoo! 107 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,966 Well, it's part-time now and full-time after I graduate. 108 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:41,668 How did you do, Lem? Got the job! 109 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,103 Knew you would. 110 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:44,604 Hey, I can see my whole life. 111 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:48,308 A house, a car, two kids, they'll grow up and have kids. 112 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,610 They'll come home to visit on holidays. 113 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,312 Well? Got it! 114 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:56,160 Lem, congratulations on that job. 115 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:57,851 I knew you could do it. 116 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,219 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, thanks. 117 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:03,223 BOTH: Oh, wow! 118 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,964 There it is. Just two more days. 119 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:12,499 Wow. 120 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:17,237 Humaniacs lll: The Final Battle for Our World. 121 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:20,206 BOTH: Victory or extinction! 122 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,574 (BOTH IMITATING SOUND EFFECTS) 123 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,643 (BOTH HUMMING MOVIE THEME) 124 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,178 If you guys go in costume, 125 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,579 I'm pretending we never met. 126 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,650 Did you just say what I think you just said? 127 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:33,186 I'm a planetarium professional now. 128 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,522 I don't have time for kids' movies anymore. 129 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:38,240 (GASPS) Kids' movies? 130 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:41,270 I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist. 131 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,262 Duh! 132 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:45,899 Ha! Just as I thought. You're not Lem. 133 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,868 You're an alien zombie, like in Humaniacs II. 134 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,704 Skiff, I'm not a zombie. 135 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:53,673 Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say. 136 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,842 Tell me something the real Lem would know. 137 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,545 Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase 138 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:02,782 who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9. 139 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:07,253 And you give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans. 140 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,455 (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 141 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,290 It was just an experiment. 142 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,625 With all due respect, 143 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:16,620 I've put in the hours and done a lot of alien research at work. 144 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,564 (STAMMERING) What are you talking about? 145 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,299 You work in a comic book store! 146 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,602 The greatest source of scientific knowledge. 147 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:26,720 HAGLUG: Skiff, time to unpack the fake alien poop. 148 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,273 Right away, Mr. Haglug. 149 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:31,945 You will believe me, Lem, when aliens put you on the takeout menu. 150 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,914 Wow! HAGLUG: Skiff! 151 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,417 I love fake-alien-poop day. 152 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:44,290 So, um, Eckle, do you think your sister's home? 153 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:46,760 Why? I thought maybe... 154 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,895 I thought I might tell her I got the job. 155 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:49,929 Why? 156 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,598 (CHUCKLES) Forget it. You tell her for me. Okay? 157 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,768 Okay, but every time you tell me to tell her something, 158 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:57,270 she asks why don't you just tell her yourself? 159 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,273 What? And then my mom says it's because you like her, 160 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,109 and then she says that, "Oh, that's so cute," 161 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,311 and why don't you just ask her out already, 162 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,947 'cause she's been waiting for you to ask her out 163 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:10,350 ever since we moved next door to you. 164 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,352 (STAMMERING) She has? 165 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,689 The girl of my dreams likes me? 166 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,123 This is the best day of my life. 167 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,693 Yeah, we got to see that kid throw up. 168 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,796 (HUMMING HAPPILY) 169 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,965 Hey, he did it! He got the job! 170 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,335 Oh, we're so proud of you. 171 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,300 (LAUGHS) 172 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,373 I hear it's just one easy step up to Senior Assistant Curator. 173 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,474 (DOOR OPENS) 174 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:39,612 ♪ Oh, my love 175 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,316 ♪ My darling 176 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:49,550 ♪ I've hungered for your touch ♪ 177 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,223 (EXCLAIMS) 178 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,126 Come on, soldier. Take that hill. 179 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,494 (CHUCKLES) 180 00:09:55,610 --> 00:09:56,463 Hey, Neera. 181 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:57,797 Hey, Lem. 182 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:00,700 I wanted to tell you, I got the job. 183 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,869 (LAUGHS) Lem, that's great! 184 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,170 Um... 185 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,306 Maybe it's time that you and me... 186 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,407 Yes? 187 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,809 I mean, would you want to... 188 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:10,877 (ENGINE BACKFIRING) 189 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,712 (MUSIC BLARING) 190 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:16,383 Hey, Neera! I've been looking all over for you. 191 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,851 (SURPRISED) You've been looking for me? 192 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,530 The cause needs you. 193 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,688 The what? 194 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,756 The cause. 195 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:26,526 Glar's involved with something he calls "protesting." 196 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,195 It's like when you shout about stuff that makes you upset. 197 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,364 Yeah, like our school pictures. 198 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,767 Why do they have to be of our faces? 199 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,435 I mean, what a bummer. 200 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,704 That means it's not good. 201 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,407 Neera, we need you! Righteous momma! 202 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,342 Oh, I'm so honored, 203 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,612 but Lem was about to ask me something. 204 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,782 Yeah? Man, what do you want to ask her? 205 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:50,583 It's kind of private. 206 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,585 No problemo, man! 207 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,880 I mean, I totally respect that. 208 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,457 (HESITANTLY) So, Neera... 209 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:01,861 (SINGING LOUDLY) ♪ Neera and Lem had a private conversation 210 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,131 ♪ And don't want anybody else around ♪ 211 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,468 Uh, yeah, you know, we can talk later. 212 00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:10,236 Okay. 213 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,705 Peace. 214 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,406 That means, "See you later." 215 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,574 (LAUGHING GOOFILY) 216 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:23,983 Bye! 217 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,719 Bye. 218 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,492 Oh! "The cause, man." 219 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,462 I'd like to cause him some pain. 220 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,563 (GRUNTS IN PAIN) 221 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,766 I don't want to hear a single bubble. 222 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,835 (FARTS) 223 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,903 Especially you, Bubbles. 224 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:59,686 (WARBLING) 225 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,825 (OVER HEADPHONES) ♪ Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe 226 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:09,996 ♪ Be-bop-a-lula She's my baby 227 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:11,331 ♪ Be-bop-a-lula... ♪ 228 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,832 (WOLF-WHISTLES) 229 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,202 (CHIRPS) 230 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,338 (CHIRPS) Mmm? 231 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,340 (CHIRPS) 232 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,876 (BEEPING) 233 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,178 (GASPS) 234 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,880 (ALARM DRONING) 235 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,615 (WHIMPERING) 236 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:31,284 Call the General! Call the General! 237 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,986 (ALARMS BLARING) 238 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,650 (WARBLING) 239 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,587 (THUDDING ON GLASS) 240 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,710 (ALARM SOUNDING) 241 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,784 OFFICER: It's in the Containment Room. Lock this section down, now! 242 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,307 (ECKLE MIMICKING SPACESHIP ZOOMING) 243 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,430 (MIMICS EXPLOSION) 244 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:07,714 (IMITATING ALIEN VOICE) Resistance is futile. Surrender or die. 245 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,249 (HUMMING DRAMATIC MUSIC) 246 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,419 Come on, Eckle. Go help your father. 247 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,889 (ON RADIO) ♪ Mr. Sandman Bring me a dream 248 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,610 Huh? 249 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:25,799 Mmm? 250 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,667 ♪ Mr. Sandman... ♪ 251 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:28,802 (GASPS) 252 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,603 (CRACKLING) 253 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,506 (SPLASHING) 254 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,279 Oh! Huh? 255 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,282 Mmm? 256 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:12,112 (ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA PLAYING) 257 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,321 (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) 258 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:26,826 (HUMMING ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA) 259 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,297 (HUMMING FINALE DRAMATICALLY) 260 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,832 (SQUEAKING) What the... 261 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,200 (REINFLATING) 262 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,702 Duck? 263 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:40,874 (GULPS) 264 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,150 (CLEARS THROAT) 265 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:50,417 (WHISTLES) 266 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,152 (EXCLAIMING) 267 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,253 (GASPS) 268 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,888 Wow! 269 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,190 (WHIMPERING) 270 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,159 No! No! No! No! No! 271 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,494 (GRUNTS) 272 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,430 (EXCLAIMING) 273 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,835 Mom! Dad! There's a ship in the... 274 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,939 (EXCLAIMING) 275 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,110 (PANTING) 276 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,381 (BARKING) 277 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,782 (SHUSHING) 278 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,785 (EXCLAIMING) 279 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,521 (SPITTING IN DISGUST) 280 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,759 (EXCLAIMING) 281 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,564 (EXCLAIMS) Huh? 282 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,631 BOY 1: My car! 283 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,400 (YELLING) 284 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,468 Whoa! Whoa! 285 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:46,740 Open wide or the big, bad monster will get you. 286 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:49,909 (GROANING) 287 00:16:52,579 --> 00:17:00,860 (SCREAMING) 288 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,821 (BOTH SCREAMING) 289 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:03,923 (HUMMING) 290 00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:05,658 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 291 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,398 (BOTH SCREAMING) 292 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:16,970 (GROANING) 293 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,338 (SIRENS APPROACHING) 294 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:32,652 The battle for our world has begun. 295 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,621 Captain, mobilize the army. 296 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:35,689 Yes, sir! 297 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,657 Right, men, move it! 298 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,982 (DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC PLAYING) 299 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:06,286 Are they hostile? Will our species survive? 300 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,455 One thing we do know is 301 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,891 that they show no respect for our parking laws. 302 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,860 And speaking of survival, 303 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,330 how will you survive without a sparkling smile? 304 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,999 ♪ Give your smile that special glow 305 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,869 ♪ Try the sparkle action of Dental Pro ♪ 306 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,720 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 307 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,912 You know, you're really good as that toothbrush. 308 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:35,415 Yeah. But what I really do best is a suppository. 309 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:45,325 Now, let's see. Invasion by giant ants. 310 00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,427 Invasion by sea monsters. 311 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,229 Invasion by 50-foot woman? 312 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,697 (BOTH GIGGLING SOFTLY) 313 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:54,267 Ah! Here it is, So, You've Been Invaded by Aliens. 314 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,737 (SIGHS) 315 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,208 (HUMPHS INDIGNANTLY) 316 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,510 Keep your eyes on the aliens. 317 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,944 Aliens? 318 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,352 All right, class, let's try it one more time. 319 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,622 (SHRIEKING) The aliens are coming! 320 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,794 Flarc, you were too slow. Go join the zombies. 321 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,530 (HUMPHS) 322 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,134 SKIFF: I called it. The only question is, 323 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,710 should I be terrified because it's the end of the world 324 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,238 or happy because 325 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,574 (GLOATING) I totally called it? 326 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,544 Me, I have a plan. 327 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,213 They're gonna need a native to run the mines. 328 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,584 I'll befriend them, show my executive skills, and bam! I'm in. 329 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:47,530 Oh! Speaking of "bam! I'm in..." 330 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:48,955 A cork? 331 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,958 It's your best defense against the aliens' favorite form of research. 332 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:53,493 The probe. 333 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,429 You put it... Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 334 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,299 Yeah, yeah. I think I get it. Oh, wait. This is yours. 335 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,934 I already used that one. 336 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,435 (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 337 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,237 I just remembered, my job. 338 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,474 Oh! Gotta go. You know, my boss. 339 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,844 Your boss? No problem. You guys can share. 340 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,400 (CROAKING) 341 00:20:58,158 --> 00:21:00,727 LEM: Uh, Neera, you have to choose. 342 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,730 It's either me or Glar. 343 00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:07,333 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, Lem, there's no question. 344 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,569 It's you, of course. 345 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:16,509 (WHISTLING QUIETLY) 346 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:30,900 (WARBLING) 347 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,660 Huh? 348 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,535 (BOTH GASP) 349 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,904 (BOTH SCREAMING) 350 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,541 Come on! Come on! Come on! 351 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,376 MAN'S VOICE: Hello. This is the alien hotline. 352 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,578 Yes. Hi. I've found the alien. 353 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:29,916 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) They're here, and no weapon can stop them. 354 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,317 You've got to be kidding. 355 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,910 (BEEPING) 356 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,596 (SCREAMING) 357 00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:44,798 (CLATTERING) 358 00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:53,573 Hello? Yes, hello. 359 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,641 I've found the alien! 360 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,344 If you've spotted an alien fleet, dial 1. 361 00:22:57,911 --> 00:22:59,979 For pod people, dial 2. 362 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:04,170 (GASPING) 363 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,986 I can breathe! I can breathe! 364 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,622 You speak my language. 365 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,993 That's amazing! You speak my language. 366 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,830 Yeah. That's what I just said. 367 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:19,799 You just said, "That's what I just said." 368 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,469 Say something else. Like what? 369 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,971 "Like what." 370 00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:26,973 They're gonna freak back at Kennedy. 371 00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:31,945 I'm Captain Charles T. Baker, astronaut. 372 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,383 As-tro-nau-t. 373 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:38,685 Ass... 374 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,530 (CLEARS THROAT) Tro-naut. 375 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:42,889 (SLOWLY) Lem. 376 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,858 (ENUNCIATING SLOWLY) Lem. 377 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:49,496 Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. 378 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,899 Houston, we have a little problem. 379 00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:55,635 What do you want? 380 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,300 Thanks for asking. 381 00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:59,172 Coffee, light, two sugars. 382 00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:01,410 Do you have any Frappuccino up here? 383 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:02,842 Any puff pastry, too. Thanks. 384 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:06,513 No, I mean are you here to take over our world 385 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,816 and, like, eat our brains? 386 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,552 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on. 387 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,210 What kind of sick planet is this? 388 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:18,158 First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? 389 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,894 Not full of sea monkeys dancing to the oldies. 390 00:24:20,994 --> 00:24:23,863 My mission was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls 391 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:27,600 and head back to the Kids' Choice Awards. I'm getting slimed. 392 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,370 What? You were just talking alien. 393 00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:33,373 Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are. 394 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,741 Me? You are. 395 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:35,875 No, you are. 396 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,944 You are. You... You came to my planet. 397 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,112 (STAMMERING) 398 00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:42,150 An alien planet. Hello! 399 00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:43,783 Hello. Not, "Hello." 400 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,119 "Hello!" Hello... What? 401 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,220 What? Huh? 402 00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:48,555 Huh? Huh? 403 00:24:49,389 --> 00:24:51,124 Let's start over. 404 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:54,600 Look, there's a command module in orbit right now. 405 00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:55,195 It's running out of fuel. 406 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:58,365 It has to leave in 74 hours, and if I'm not on it, 407 00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:01,601 it goes back to Earth without me. Capisce? 408 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:05,872 I have to get to my ship and go back up in space. 409 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,208 Can you help me? 410 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:11,277 You want me to take you to your flying saucer? No! 411 00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:13,980 If they catch me helping you, who knows what they'll do to me? 412 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,549 I'll lose everything. My life was just getting perfect. 413 00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:18,840 (SIGHING) Kid... 414 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:19,753 You are a kid, right? 415 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,489 I mean, you're not like a thousand-year-old Yoda or anything? 416 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:25,558 Never mind. Look, kid, you're my only hope. 417 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:29,662 But I suppose you could leave me stranded. 418 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,400 My wife will have to support the kids. 419 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:38,271 Eleven. We have 11 kids, always hungry. Yeah. Yeah. 420 00:25:38,338 --> 00:25:40,407 But, hey, they'll get by without a father. 421 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:42,609 The important thing here is you avoid 422 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,344 (MOCKINGLY) A little trouble. 423 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:48,140 WOMAN: (NEW YORK ACCENT) Alien hotline. What's the nature of your sighting? 424 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,184 Hello? Are you there? 425 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,755 Hello? Are you there? 426 00:25:57,691 --> 00:26:00,827 (WHISTLING) 427 00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:05,699 Hey, fella. Who wants a donut? 428 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:08,868 (YELPS) 429 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:13,206 (LAUGHING) 430 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:17,210 Silly dog! 431 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,214 (SIZZLING) 432 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:24,984 (HUMMING) 433 00:26:25,510 --> 00:26:26,520 (GASPS) 434 00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:28,888 (SNARLING) 435 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,560 (SCREAM BUILDING) 436 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:40,734 There's your flying saucer. Now what? 437 00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:45,338 Okay, here's the plan. 438 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:49,909 You knock out that cop, then you overpower those two. 439 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,211 You neutralize that one 440 00:26:51,311 --> 00:26:53,790 and handcuff the big guy to the steering wheel. 441 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,849 That's your plan? What if they start shooting? 442 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,585 You're one of their own. They'll probably just aim for your legs. 443 00:26:58,685 --> 00:26:59,686 My legs? 444 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:01,870 Don't your legs grow back? 445 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,990 No! We're not like your kind, okay? 446 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,258 (SIGHS) 447 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:07,761 I'll tell you what, eat this. 448 00:27:07,861 --> 00:27:09,620 You become invincible. 449 00:27:09,162 --> 00:27:10,697 Oh, good. Then you do it. 450 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:14,200 I can't be seen breaking the law. I've got the right stuff. 451 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,336 The what? The right stuff. 452 00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:18,371 It means I have a lot of courage. 453 00:27:18,438 --> 00:27:19,673 Now go! 454 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,800 Go on! Go! Go! Go! 455 00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:26,613 (MARTIAL-ARTS GRUNTING) 456 00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:31,217 Hey, Lem, something wrong? 457 00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:32,352 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 458 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,457 SOLDIER: Left flank. Move it! Move it! 459 00:27:37,557 --> 00:27:40,560 As you can see, the army is taking positions, 460 00:27:40,627 --> 00:27:42,896 just like in The War of the Worlds, 461 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:46,266 getting ready for our first close encounter 462 00:27:46,366 --> 00:27:48,735 with invaders from outer space. 463 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:05,919 Attention! 464 00:28:09,222 --> 00:28:11,570 So they've come. 465 00:28:13,593 --> 00:28:15,161 Captain! Sir. 466 00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:19,265 Have your men search the flying saucer. 467 00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:21,301 Yes, sir! Move! 468 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,336 LIEUTENANT: Hazmat team, go! SOLDIER: Sir! 469 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:27,974 Now our brave soldiers are entering the alien spaceship. 470 00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:31,311 REPORTER: It doesn't look big enough to be a space destroyer. 471 00:28:31,411 --> 00:28:32,512 SOLDIER 1: Ooh, it's dark in here. 472 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,415 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, look! 473 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,451 No sign of the pilot, sir. 474 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,198 Oops. 475 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:55,969 (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC POP MUSIC PLAYING) 476 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,370 (EXCLAIMING) 477 00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:03,430 Are you getting... 478 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:05,545 (MACARENA PLAYING) 479 00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:14,220 I've never seen such a heinous weapon. 480 00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:17,323 We are up against a cruel, sadistic enemy. 481 00:29:17,390 --> 00:29:21,628 Seal off the town. I want that alien pilot found. 482 00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:22,996 (GUITAR PLAYING) 483 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:24,898 I protest! 484 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:29,202 ♪ They're bumming me out with their bad vibrations 485 00:29:30,503 --> 00:29:33,730 ♪ Well, there's one thing you gotta do Never mind, Captain. 486 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:35,308 The alien is right here. ♪ And that's stick it to the man 487 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:36,643 Grab him! SOLDIER: Yes, sir! 488 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:37,811 ♪ Stick it to... ♪ 489 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,479 Ow! Glar's not the alien! 490 00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:42,349 Oh, no? Then what do you call this? 491 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:44,751 Hair. He likes it long. 492 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:47,420 Very unusual. You might even say, 493 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,389 very alien! 494 00:29:49,589 --> 00:29:53,760 Excuse me! General! He does go to the high school. 495 00:29:54,928 --> 00:29:58,665 Glar's just trying to say the aliens might be friendly. 496 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,335 (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 497 00:30:03,436 --> 00:30:06,272 Oh, Lem! Lem, you know astronomy. 498 00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,676 (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) If an alien came all this way, 499 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:12,512 wouldn't it be smart enough to come in peace? 500 00:30:12,712 --> 00:30:13,713 Uh... 501 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:17,617 No! No! No! No! No! 502 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,570 Uh... 503 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:28,940 (STAMMERING) I mean, they've come to harvest our organs, 504 00:30:28,228 --> 00:30:29,462 make us slaves. 505 00:30:29,796 --> 00:30:30,964 Me? 506 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,868 We should all, all of us, right now, go home and hide. 507 00:30:35,135 --> 00:30:36,136 Huh? 508 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:38,705 That's a sensible young man. Let him go. 509 00:30:38,772 --> 00:30:43,476 And the rest of you, go to your homes and wait for instructions. 510 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:47,647 (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) 511 00:30:48,381 --> 00:30:49,549 Hi. 512 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,951 SOLDIER: Go back to your homes. Show's over. 513 00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:06,466 (PANTING HAPPILY) 514 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,800 (WHISPERING) Okay, come on, come on. 515 00:31:15,475 --> 00:31:17,744 Hurry up. Go! Go! Go! Go! 516 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,948 Great! Just great! 517 00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:25,118 Look, I said I'd take you to your flying saucer, okay? 518 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,854 Well, there it is. Now, leave. 519 00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:29,856 (SOLDIERS SHOUTING ORDERS) 520 00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:33,526 (SIGHING) I'll get you a blanket and a pillow for the night. 521 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:49,809 (SIGHS) 522 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,278 It's a miracle I'm gonna need. 523 00:32:04,557 --> 00:32:07,627 (WHISTLING) 524 00:32:08,895 --> 00:32:09,896 Mmm? 525 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,660 (SCREAMS) 526 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:18,872 Oh, you... You like the stone? You like the stone? 527 00:32:18,972 --> 00:32:20,373 Go! Go! Go get it! 528 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:29,820 There it is! Stop! 529 00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:34,487 (HORN HONKING) 530 00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:39,920 (ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING) 531 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,104 Don't move! ♪ I'm gonna tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John 532 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:53,873 ♪ He said he has the music but he got a lot of fun 533 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,175 ♪ Oh, baby 534 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:57,844 ♪ Yeah, baby 535 00:32:57,911 --> 00:33:00,280 ♪ Whoo, baby 536 00:33:00,513 --> 00:33:02,449 ♪ I'm having me some fun tonight 537 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,586 ♪ Well, long, tall Sally She's built for speed 538 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:09,389 ♪ She got everything that Uncle John need 539 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:10,890 ♪ Oh, baby 540 00:33:10,957 --> 00:33:13,727 ♪ Yeah, baby 541 00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:16,290 ♪ Whoo, baby 542 00:33:16,296 --> 00:33:18,865 ♪ I'm having me some fun tonight ♪ 543 00:33:25,305 --> 00:33:28,441 (ANNOUNCER READING ON TV) 544 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:33,113 Aliens are quite like us, except they have two sets of teeth, 545 00:33:33,246 --> 00:33:37,984 hypodermic fingertips and hypnotic eyes to control our brains 546 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,788 and turn us into an army of zombies and destroy our world. 547 00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:42,922 What? 548 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:45,892 Remember, anyone caught helping the aliens 549 00:33:45,959 --> 00:33:48,661 will go to jail. Jail? 550 00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:51,598 (CHUCKLING) This is great! 551 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:54,234 Yesterday, my life was perfect, 552 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:58,905 and now, I'm the most wanted super-criminal in the world. 553 00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:01,474 At least you have a world. 554 00:34:02,742 --> 00:34:04,811 I'll probably never see mine again. 555 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:37,477 (CRACKLING) 556 00:34:37,544 --> 00:34:39,946 SOLDIER: Our preliminary procedures have been completed, sir. 557 00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:41,548 The spacecraft is quarantined. 558 00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:45,218 We're looking for a place for your headquarters, sir, and... 559 00:34:45,318 --> 00:34:47,787 Still no trace of the alien, sir. 560 00:34:47,854 --> 00:34:50,724 Where would you hide if you were an alien? 561 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:53,590 Hide? Bravo, General. 562 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,290 An alien invader spends over $500 563 00:34:56,129 --> 00:34:57,664 to fly across the universe 564 00:34:57,731 --> 00:34:58,732 to hide. 565 00:34:59,332 --> 00:35:03,336 You clown! He's here to take over our minds! 566 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:05,805 Even yours! 567 00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:07,674 Diabolical! 568 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:09,843 Captain, place me under arrest. 569 00:35:09,909 --> 00:35:12,812 Not so fast, General. I've trained my superior intellect 570 00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:15,348 to recognize alien mind slaves. 571 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:19,520 (HUMMING) 572 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:20,520 You're clean. 573 00:35:20,587 --> 00:35:24,724 But, uh, he's a zombie, and those two. 574 00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:28,862 How will we know who is a zombie? 575 00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:31,698 Well, zombies don't feel any pain. 576 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,350 (BOTH GROAN) 577 00:35:35,402 --> 00:35:37,103 You're clean. You, too. 578 00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:42,275 General, you must capture the alien alive and bring it to me. 579 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:46,446 I will unlock the secrets of its marvelous brain. 580 00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:50,617 Captain, search the town. Go door to door if you must, 581 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:52,686 but find that alien. 582 00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:07,634 Ha, ha! Hello, Plark, if that really is you. 583 00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:09,869 Have a nice day, Serbok, 584 00:36:09,969 --> 00:36:12,720 or should I call you by your alien name? 585 00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,607 (EXCLAIMING) 586 00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:17,811 SERBOK: It's you. It's you! 587 00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:19,212 (SCREAMING) It's you! 588 00:36:19,279 --> 00:36:21,247 How come I have to go to the dentist 589 00:36:21,314 --> 00:36:23,650 if it's the end of the world, Mom? 590 00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:25,919 Invasion or not, you've got to go. 591 00:36:25,985 --> 00:36:27,754 My mom's a zombie! Help! 592 00:36:27,821 --> 00:36:28,822 Huh? Huh? 593 00:36:29,322 --> 00:36:31,658 (SCREAMING) 594 00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:34,427 Zombie! 595 00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:49,109 Mmm-hmm. Okay, right, so, this is the last street we're gonna do today. 596 00:36:49,175 --> 00:36:51,845 (HUMMING) 597 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:55,749 (SNIFFING) 598 00:37:00,587 --> 00:37:01,921 (BARKING) 599 00:37:02,989 --> 00:37:03,990 (WHINING PLAYFULLY) 600 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:05,859 SOLDIER 1: Okay, let's start at this end. 601 00:37:05,992 --> 00:37:07,761 Wait. I think I'm a zombie. 602 00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:11,998 I'm hearing an irritating, piercing voice in the back of my head. 603 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:13,333 Oh, shut up. It's me. 604 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,535 It's there again! It's me, you moron. 605 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:26,680 Hey, what's that? 606 00:37:28,381 --> 00:37:29,549 (WHINING) 607 00:37:30,684 --> 00:37:31,685 (BARKING) 608 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:33,620 Hey, look. 609 00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:37,891 (LAUGHING) That's funny! 610 00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:44,731 Look at it! Look at the dog! 611 00:37:46,232 --> 00:37:47,400 Mom? 612 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,405 Mom? Mom! Don't come in! 613 00:37:55,175 --> 00:37:56,343 (EXCLAIMS) 614 00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:00,130 (GROANS SLEEPILY) 615 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,149 Rover? Boy, am I glad to see you! Rover! 616 00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:06,860 Rover? 617 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,889 He's a probe we sent to take pictures of your world. 618 00:38:09,989 --> 00:38:12,759 Hey! A planet full of aliens, 619 00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:14,894 and you sent back pictures of rocks? 620 00:38:15,161 --> 00:38:17,263 Bad boy! Bad boy. 621 00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:20,700 Mom, don't come in! 622 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:22,102 The alien! 623 00:38:22,736 --> 00:38:25,538 Whoa! Can I get your autograph? 624 00:38:25,605 --> 00:38:28,375 Eckle, this isn't a comic book, okay? It's serious. 625 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:31,277 I don't mind. It comes with being a national hero. 626 00:38:35,949 --> 00:38:38,385 And... And my Humaniacs poster? 627 00:38:39,619 --> 00:38:41,855 And my... And my chest? 628 00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:43,390 Mmm. Uh... 629 00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:45,692 (STAMMERING) Hey, how about a snapshot? 630 00:38:45,759 --> 00:38:46,860 Get one of me looking up at the stars. 631 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:47,961 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Mom! 632 00:38:48,361 --> 00:38:53,133 I saw the alien last night. I am so in. 633 00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:56,236 I got this guy wrapped around my little finger. 634 00:38:56,302 --> 00:38:58,705 Let me tell you, this alien's not so scary. 635 00:38:58,772 --> 00:38:59,873 (DOOR CLOSES) 636 00:38:59,939 --> 00:39:01,474 (EXCLAIMS) 637 00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:03,243 Uh... 638 00:39:03,309 --> 00:39:06,790 Your personal chef reporting for duty, sir. 639 00:39:06,146 --> 00:39:08,782 May I give you some tasty suggestions for tonight? 640 00:39:08,882 --> 00:39:12,850 I've got a list of the fattest teachers in my school 641 00:39:12,152 --> 00:39:13,820 in case you're looking for a light snack. 642 00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:17,724 Skiff, stop. He's not here to eat us or anything. He's harmless 643 00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:19,125 to everyone but me. 644 00:39:19,225 --> 00:39:21,161 Better let me do the talking. 645 00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:22,929 I think he's eyeing you for dessert. 646 00:39:22,996 --> 00:39:24,164 (GRUNTS) 647 00:39:25,565 --> 00:39:26,666 Aw! 648 00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:28,768 It's kind of cute, the way he does that. 649 00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:30,837 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 650 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:32,605 Oh, great. Let's just have a party! 651 00:39:34,941 --> 00:39:37,344 We're doing a routine search for the alien. 652 00:39:37,444 --> 00:39:38,645 (GASPS) 653 00:39:38,845 --> 00:39:40,647 Don't shoot! Don't shoot. 654 00:39:41,815 --> 00:39:43,783 It's trying to control our minds. 655 00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:44,951 What do we do? 656 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:46,319 Don't look in its eyes. 657 00:39:46,419 --> 00:39:48,188 That's how they take over your brain. 658 00:39:48,922 --> 00:39:51,458 Brains? That's right, brains! 659 00:39:51,925 --> 00:39:55,528 (MIMICKING HYPNOTIC VOICE) You are my zombie slaves. 660 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:59,632 I want to control your brains. It's inside my head! 661 00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:02,302 (VOCALIZING) Ooh! Its will is too strong! 662 00:40:04,537 --> 00:40:06,306 Ooh! 663 00:40:06,373 --> 00:40:09,900 (BOTH GROANING) 664 00:40:09,109 --> 00:40:10,377 ♪ Hey, Macarena ♪ 665 00:40:11,111 --> 00:40:13,646 BOTH: Command us, Master. 666 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,783 Command me, too. 667 00:40:16,850 --> 00:40:18,151 (MUMBLING) It's not real. 668 00:40:18,218 --> 00:40:20,687 I think I know when I'm being mind-controlled. 669 00:40:20,787 --> 00:40:23,990 Hey, maybe they could get me on my ship. 670 00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:29,462 I'm leaning toward "probably not." 671 00:40:30,563 --> 00:40:31,898 (ROVER WARBLING) 672 00:40:32,399 --> 00:40:34,670 REPORTER: ...an extensive search. 673 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,336 But I think I know who can. In the meantime at the landing site, 674 00:40:36,403 --> 00:40:40,473 just to the left of me here, everything is checked and double-checked. 675 00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:43,143 The High Command taking control of the situation... 676 00:40:43,743 --> 00:40:46,513 You want our home for your headquarters? 677 00:40:46,913 --> 00:40:50,500 Gee, that would be a great honor. 678 00:40:50,684 --> 00:40:53,253 Honey, tell Lem we have guests. 679 00:40:55,155 --> 00:40:57,424 Lem, there's someone you'd like to... 680 00:40:57,590 --> 00:40:58,591 Oh! 681 00:41:06,933 --> 00:41:08,401 SOLDIER: Check the papers. 682 00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:10,103 Kiss the ship goodbye, Rover. 683 00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:17,377 CHUCK: You really think you can get me on TV? 684 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,547 You're the biggest story in history. 685 00:41:20,613 --> 00:41:22,215 The whole planet will watch. 686 00:41:22,282 --> 00:41:25,180 The whole planet? Interesting. 687 00:41:25,385 --> 00:41:28,288 I left my hair products on the ship, but I could improvise. 688 00:41:28,722 --> 00:41:32,250 You know, astronauts have to deal with any kind of emergency. 689 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,195 I get it. He can tell everyone he's peaceful. 690 00:41:35,261 --> 00:41:38,640 All we need is a safe place, that TV reporter, 691 00:41:38,131 --> 00:41:40,330 and then we can all get on with our lives. 692 00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:43,690 Skiff, the comic book store, let's go there. 693 00:41:43,136 --> 00:41:47,273 Okay, but if he's not housebroken, you're cleaning up his mess. 694 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,809 We need a slogan, like something that says, 695 00:41:49,909 --> 00:41:54,781 "It's a bummer to make war on the aliens when we should make..." Uh... 696 00:41:55,415 --> 00:41:58,840 Hey, Neera! Hi! Hi! 697 00:41:58,151 --> 00:42:01,955 Kill any aliens, Lem? Kill any... Oh, no, you don't understand. 698 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:03,490 These soldiers aren't... 699 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:06,590 Oh, great! This day gets better and better. 700 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,602 General Grawl, you better take a look at this. 701 00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:22,108 Professor, take a look. 702 00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:23,410 Hmm. 703 00:42:23,743 --> 00:42:26,479 This is obviously alien writing. 704 00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:32,652 It says, "Surrender or die," 705 00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:36,990 and this is a list of surrender terms. 706 00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:39,526 Diabolical. 707 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:42,996 What are you doing in Lem's room? 708 00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:46,499 I'm afraid your son is a zombie. 709 00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:48,334 (BOTH GASP) 710 00:42:50,804 --> 00:42:52,939 Hey, kid, what's bugging you? 711 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,700 Neera. 712 00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:55,809 What is that, like an alien hernia? 713 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:57,477 Well, sort of. 714 00:42:57,544 --> 00:43:02,315 It's the girl of my dreams, and now she hates me. 715 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,484 Whoa! Hate's a strong word. 716 00:43:04,551 --> 00:43:06,820 Maybe she just dislikes you. 717 00:43:07,454 --> 00:43:10,223 Plus, there's another guy, Glar. 718 00:43:10,623 --> 00:43:12,392 Okay. You know your problem? 719 00:43:12,492 --> 00:43:16,162 It's not Glar or Neera. It's Lem. 720 00:43:16,563 --> 00:43:19,650 Look at you. You're so left-brain. 721 00:43:19,165 --> 00:43:21,134 Or is it right brain? Whatever. 722 00:43:21,201 --> 00:43:24,671 You're like the chief of control. You've got to loosen up. 723 00:43:24,738 --> 00:43:28,740 We've got a little time. You, my friend, are in luck. 724 00:43:28,174 --> 00:43:30,710 The doctor is in. 725 00:43:33,513 --> 00:43:35,181 Me and green bean need to talk. 726 00:43:35,248 --> 00:43:36,249 (DOOR CLOSES) 727 00:43:39,886 --> 00:43:42,889 Before we begin, I have a technical question. 728 00:43:42,989 --> 00:43:46,259 Are you considered very ugly on this planet? 729 00:43:46,359 --> 00:43:48,161 What? Because I can't tell. 730 00:43:48,228 --> 00:43:49,262 No. 731 00:43:49,362 --> 00:43:51,264 I mean, I'm okay. 732 00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:52,932 Oh, good. Good. 733 00:43:55,101 --> 00:43:57,370 (TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) Why do chicks dig me? 734 00:43:57,437 --> 00:44:00,940 Because I'm handsome? Because I'm an astronaut? 735 00:44:03,276 --> 00:44:04,844 Yes, and yes. 736 00:44:04,911 --> 00:44:09,115 But it's also because of Chuck Baker's three steps to romance. 737 00:44:09,783 --> 00:44:11,510 Spot your prey. 738 00:44:11,117 --> 00:44:12,585 Make your move. 739 00:44:12,752 --> 00:44:14,521 Show no mercy. 740 00:44:16,256 --> 00:44:17,624 Hey, baby. 741 00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:19,426 (INHALING SEDUCTIVELY) 742 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:21,594 I saw you across the bar. 743 00:44:21,695 --> 00:44:24,431 Are sparks flying or is this place 744 00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:26,990 on fire? 745 00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:27,767 Uh... 746 00:44:27,901 --> 00:44:29,690 You're sure you're not ugly, right? 747 00:44:29,135 --> 00:44:30,236 I think so. 748 00:44:30,303 --> 00:44:34,107 Baby, tomorrow I go up in space, maybe never to return. 749 00:44:36,476 --> 00:44:40,800 Let's make our last night a night 750 00:44:40,146 --> 00:44:42,282 (WHISPERING) To remember. 751 00:44:42,382 --> 00:44:43,416 (GASPS) 752 00:44:43,483 --> 00:44:45,552 Lem! The cork! 753 00:44:45,819 --> 00:44:48,321 The cork! Remember the plan! 754 00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:53,930 The only plan here is to get Chuck on TV. 755 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:57,263 I'll be right back with the reporter. I'm leaving you in charge. 756 00:44:57,330 --> 00:44:58,832 In charge? 757 00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:02,335 (WITH AUTHORITY) You heard him. 758 00:45:02,435 --> 00:45:04,771 Things are going to be different around here. 759 00:45:04,838 --> 00:45:06,606 My wish is your command. 760 00:45:09,809 --> 00:45:12,178 Come on, boys, let's track down this story. 761 00:45:12,612 --> 00:45:15,315 We need an alien for the 6:00 news. 762 00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:19,185 Wait! Stop! Hey! Uh... 763 00:45:19,986 --> 00:45:22,956 GLAR: We're really upset! PROTESTORS: (APATHETICALLY) Yeah. 764 00:45:23,230 --> 00:45:25,458 GLAR: Upset we really are! PROTESTORS: Yeah. 765 00:45:25,525 --> 00:45:27,761 Are we upset, really? 766 00:45:28,862 --> 00:45:31,531 Neera! I need to talk to you. 767 00:45:31,865 --> 00:45:34,167 Oh. I thought you were after the alien. 768 00:45:34,267 --> 00:45:35,835 That's not what's going on. 769 00:45:35,935 --> 00:45:37,303 Then what is? 770 00:45:37,537 --> 00:45:38,672 I... GLAR: ♪ Lem! 771 00:45:39,105 --> 00:45:41,307 ♪ Mysterious Lem 772 00:45:42,676 --> 00:45:45,812 ♪ Tell us the secrets of your heart ♪ 773 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:47,881 Uh... 774 00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:49,816 I can't say. 775 00:45:49,883 --> 00:45:50,884 (GRUNTS DISMISSIVELY) 776 00:45:51,510 --> 00:45:53,486 (SIGHS) Lem, I always thought we'd be together, 777 00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:57,290 but I need someone who doesn't always believe what he's been told. 778 00:45:57,824 --> 00:46:01,610 It's like Glar says, "The times, 779 00:46:02,195 --> 00:46:04,164 "they are a-different." 780 00:46:04,364 --> 00:46:06,166 Maybe you should go. 781 00:46:07,834 --> 00:46:11,705 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 782 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:13,239 (GRUNTS) 783 00:46:13,506 --> 00:46:16,409 Hey, baby. What? 784 00:46:16,509 --> 00:46:18,378 Is this place sparking 785 00:46:18,478 --> 00:46:23,416 or is fire making this a night to show no mercy? 786 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,720 Did I happen to mention I'm not ugly? 787 00:46:27,253 --> 00:46:28,321 Whoa! 788 00:46:28,388 --> 00:46:29,923 Are you crazy? 789 00:46:30,590 --> 00:46:31,591 (CHUCKLES) 790 00:46:31,725 --> 00:46:32,692 NEERA: Whoa! 791 00:46:32,759 --> 00:46:34,270 (EXCLAIMING) 792 00:46:35,929 --> 00:46:40,433 Hey, is this guy giving you bad vibrations? 793 00:46:41,101 --> 00:46:42,669 (DEJECTEDLY) Lem was just leaving. 794 00:46:45,772 --> 00:46:47,607 MAN: I'm hungry, guys. 795 00:46:47,874 --> 00:46:49,576 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 796 00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:55,782 Are you kidding me? 797 00:46:55,882 --> 00:46:58,685 If you have to do a number one, use these papers. 798 00:46:58,752 --> 00:47:01,454 If you have to do a number two, go outside. 799 00:47:01,554 --> 00:47:03,423 And, if it's number three, 800 00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:05,358 I can't help you. 801 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:10,430 Got you, alien! Victory or extinction! 802 00:47:10,697 --> 00:47:15,735 Oh, yeah? In space, no one can hear you scream! 803 00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,937 (ROARING PLAYFULLY) You missed! 804 00:47:20,730 --> 00:47:22,750 Crush, kill, destroy. Bang, bang! Ha, ha! 805 00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:25,145 Hey, Master! We want to be destroyed, too! 806 00:47:28,481 --> 00:47:30,830 REPORTER: Quick, cover the camera! 807 00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:32,585 If it gets damaged again, we'll have to pay for it. 808 00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:39,759 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 809 00:47:39,826 --> 00:47:41,610 (WHINING) 810 00:47:45,932 --> 00:47:49,936 You're afraid of a widdle storm. It's nothing. You see? 811 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,344 SKIFF: Rover! 812 00:48:01,614 --> 00:48:06,986 (SINGIN' IN THE RAIN INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING) 813 00:48:09,823 --> 00:48:10,857 Rover! 814 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:15,795 Sit, Rover! Sit! Stop! Heel! Roll over! Come back! Listen... 815 00:48:15,862 --> 00:48:21,601 You can't escape the tractor beam. It's pulling you to your doom! 816 00:48:21,668 --> 00:48:22,869 (SCREAMING) 817 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:31,778 6:00 news, here we go. 818 00:48:40,186 --> 00:48:41,454 CHUCK: (ON TV) ...going on a journey. Huh? 819 00:48:42,689 --> 00:48:47,460 Soon, we will crush the rebel alliance and control the galaxy. 820 00:48:47,527 --> 00:48:48,728 (CROWD GASPING) 821 00:48:48,895 --> 00:48:51,531 (ALL APPLAUDING) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 822 00:48:51,898 --> 00:48:55,835 You are a rebel spy and a traitor to the Empire. 823 00:48:56,670 --> 00:48:58,400 Take her away. 824 00:48:58,710 --> 00:48:59,305 Skiff! 825 00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:02,175 (HORNS BLARING) 826 00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:06,790 Hasta la vista, baby. You are terminated. 827 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,582 General, over there. Aren't those comic books? 828 00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:12,218 Captain, get your men! 829 00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:15,355 We gotta get out of here now! 830 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:21,428 SOLDIER: Move it! Move it! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 831 00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:24,970 Chuck, come on! 832 00:49:26,866 --> 00:49:28,535 Sorry, pal. Too dangerous. But... 833 00:49:28,601 --> 00:49:29,769 Out! 834 00:49:31,271 --> 00:49:32,706 You there! Stop! 835 00:49:37,243 --> 00:49:39,212 Don't lose him, sir! 836 00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:41,781 Wow! 837 00:49:50,557 --> 00:49:53,260 Don't you ever run off like that. 838 00:49:53,593 --> 00:49:56,730 What if they took you to the pound? How would I find you? 839 00:49:56,796 --> 00:49:57,797 Whoa! 840 00:49:58,698 --> 00:49:59,799 Lem? 841 00:50:03,136 --> 00:50:04,604 Oh, boy! 842 00:50:15,982 --> 00:50:17,150 We'd better run! 843 00:50:20,587 --> 00:50:21,654 Let's move! 844 00:50:25,325 --> 00:50:27,794 SOLDIER: Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! 845 00:50:29,796 --> 00:50:32,132 Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! 846 00:50:35,835 --> 00:50:36,836 (BOTH SIGH) 847 00:50:36,936 --> 00:50:37,937 (BOTH GASP) 848 00:50:39,572 --> 00:50:40,940 Let the doctor handle this. 849 00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:45,612 (CLEARS THROAT) Ladies, who wants to meet an astronaut? 850 00:50:46,513 --> 00:50:47,580 (LADIES SHRIEKING) 851 00:50:47,681 --> 00:50:50,617 Ow! Ladies! One at a time! Chuck! 852 00:50:51,618 --> 00:50:52,752 I'm on Facebook! 853 00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:57,123 (PANTING) 854 00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:58,191 (GASPS) 855 00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:03,863 CORPORAL: Ready? 856 00:51:06,199 --> 00:51:07,200 (WARBLING) 857 00:51:09,202 --> 00:51:10,537 Look out! The monster! 858 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:17,100 CORPORAL: It's getting away! 859 00:51:21,181 --> 00:51:24,317 SOLDIER: Got you! Rover? No! 860 00:51:28,355 --> 00:51:29,656 Quick, hotwire the car! 861 00:51:29,723 --> 00:51:30,990 What? Hotwire the who? 862 00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:33,460 When are you green goobers going to evolve? 863 00:52:01,870 --> 00:52:02,689 MAN: Attention, all personnel. 864 00:52:02,756 --> 00:52:04,391 What's the matter? 865 00:52:04,524 --> 00:52:06,693 (CRYING) Why did he do it? 866 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,897 I was gonna teach him to beg and everything. 867 00:52:14,601 --> 00:52:18,380 Amazing! The alien's brain is so powerful, 868 00:52:18,104 --> 00:52:20,674 it's controlling them even now. 869 00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:23,430 What is it telling you to do? 870 00:52:23,576 --> 00:52:28,140 Um, I think I'm supposed to dig a hive for the alien queen. 871 00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:30,550 Yeah. I'm supposed to blow up things. 872 00:52:30,617 --> 00:52:32,252 I mean, unless you need help with the hive. 873 00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:33,386 Oh, no, I'm good. 874 00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:34,721 You sure? I'm good. 875 00:52:34,788 --> 00:52:36,523 Never mind them, Professor. 876 00:52:37,857 --> 00:52:40,260 This thing has all the answers. 877 00:52:41,895 --> 00:52:44,731 Where's your master? Talk! 878 00:52:48,635 --> 00:52:51,938 REPORTER: The flying saucer is going to an undisclosed location 879 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:54,240 to be taken apart and studied. 880 00:52:54,307 --> 00:52:58,645 This reporter is now going to reveal to you where that location is. 881 00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:02,782 Uh, this reporter has just been told that if I do that, 882 00:53:02,882 --> 00:53:04,751 I will be taken apart and studied. 883 00:53:14,994 --> 00:53:17,163 Oh, look. That's perfect. That's great. 884 00:53:17,497 --> 00:53:19,799 Oh, just great! Perfect! 885 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,503 John Glenn goes around the world, he's a senator for life. 886 00:53:23,603 --> 00:53:25,805 I went across the fricking universe! 887 00:53:25,905 --> 00:53:27,941 I should be governor, minimum! 888 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,178 But, no, I'm marooned here on this stupid rock! 889 00:53:36,516 --> 00:53:37,517 Uh... 890 00:53:37,784 --> 00:53:40,286 This stupid rock is my home, 891 00:53:40,353 --> 00:53:43,990 or it was until you came along and ruined everything! 892 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:46,926 I want my life back, unless, I don't know, 893 00:53:46,993 --> 00:53:49,129 maybe there's something else you want to ruin. 894 00:53:49,195 --> 00:53:50,697 Who's that? 895 00:53:52,265 --> 00:53:53,867 (SIGHS) My boss. 896 00:53:57,370 --> 00:54:01,307 Sorry, Mr. Hucklo. It's just for one little night. 897 00:54:01,374 --> 00:54:02,709 Maybe a week. 898 00:54:02,809 --> 00:54:05,445 I really hope this doesn't affect our working relationship. 899 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,481 (TAPPING ON DOOR) 900 00:54:09,215 --> 00:54:10,216 Huh? 901 00:54:13,553 --> 00:54:17,490 Oh, great! Just great! Fired. 902 00:54:18,158 --> 00:54:20,727 Say, why don't you just harvest my organs 903 00:54:20,994 --> 00:54:22,195 and get it over with? 904 00:54:22,295 --> 00:54:23,296 (DOOR SLAMS) 905 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,668 (TAPPING ON DOOR) 906 00:54:28,802 --> 00:54:32,205 Oh, great. Now look what you did. You made him really upset. 907 00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:50,924 Lem? 908 00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:01,101 You're looking right at my home. 909 00:55:01,935 --> 00:55:04,537 See that star, the little red one? 910 00:55:05,372 --> 00:55:08,410 Circling that star is a planet called Earth. 911 00:55:08,108 --> 00:55:12,120 It's about 20 billion miles away, give or take. 912 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:13,747 There's no way space is that big. 913 00:55:13,847 --> 00:55:15,882 What? Are you kidding? 914 00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:18,618 There's billions of galaxies, 915 00:55:18,752 --> 00:55:21,421 and each galaxy has billions of stars. 916 00:55:22,222 --> 00:55:27,127 Next to that, kid, our planets are just dust in the wind. 917 00:55:28,395 --> 00:55:31,431 So, nothing I knew was right? 918 00:55:32,866 --> 00:55:35,235 Come on. You knew about Neera. 919 00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:37,370 I mean, look at her. 920 00:55:37,437 --> 00:55:41,141 Lose the antennae, get some plastic surgery, she's a hottie. 921 00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:44,244 I don't have the right stuff, like you. 922 00:55:48,381 --> 00:55:49,582 Kid... 923 00:55:52,152 --> 00:55:54,287 I never had the right stuff. 924 00:55:56,990 --> 00:56:00,560 I'm a button pusher, Spam in a can. 925 00:56:01,661 --> 00:56:04,831 I don't even fly the ship. It's all automatic. 926 00:56:05,965 --> 00:56:09,836 I only got this far on charm and my rugged good looks. 927 00:56:12,105 --> 00:56:15,909 You risked everything to help a stranger from another world. 928 00:56:17,277 --> 00:56:19,312 You're the one with the right stuff. 929 00:56:21,948 --> 00:56:23,616 Get out of here. 930 00:56:26,653 --> 00:56:28,688 Finally! We've been looking for you! 931 00:56:29,122 --> 00:56:30,323 Guys! 932 00:56:31,157 --> 00:56:33,960 Great hiding spot. I call the closet. 933 00:56:34,270 --> 00:56:36,963 No way! Let's go fight the army. 934 00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:38,531 How's your species at hiding? 935 00:56:38,631 --> 00:56:40,600 Can you change your skin to this color? 936 00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:44,704 Your call, Captain Baker. What's it going to be, fight or hide? 937 00:56:45,605 --> 00:56:46,873 Neither. 938 00:56:47,307 --> 00:56:49,209 I think Lem's saying he wants the closet. 939 00:56:49,609 --> 00:56:51,277 I'll tell you what it's going to be. 940 00:56:51,344 --> 00:56:53,880 We're gonna go get Chuck back to his ship. 941 00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:55,982 Skiff, you were right about Base 9. 942 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:57,350 That's where they have his ship. 943 00:56:57,450 --> 00:56:59,619 But we don't know where it is. 944 00:56:59,686 --> 00:57:00,954 Yes, we do. 945 00:57:01,210 --> 00:57:05,291 Rover found me. He's also programmed to find my ship. 946 00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:07,293 Wait, where is Rover? 947 00:57:07,894 --> 00:57:09,629 (SOBBING) 948 00:57:09,696 --> 00:57:11,898 It's too painful to talk about. 949 00:57:12,732 --> 00:57:13,733 It's okay. 950 00:57:14,234 --> 00:57:16,200 They've got him at the comic book shop. 951 00:57:16,569 --> 00:57:17,871 Well, then, we've got to go get him. 952 00:57:19,239 --> 00:57:22,420 Hold on. The whole army's looking for you two. 953 00:57:22,242 --> 00:57:24,100 You can't just stroll through town. 954 00:57:26,246 --> 00:57:29,549 Wait, wait, that new movie, doesn't that open tonight? 955 00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:32,185 Yeah. Why? 956 00:57:37,424 --> 00:57:38,892 (FANFARE PLAYING) 957 00:57:38,992 --> 00:57:41,261 (PEOPLE CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 958 00:57:44,431 --> 00:57:48,735 The citizens of Glipforg are undaunted by alien invaders 959 00:57:48,835 --> 00:57:51,838 and are bravely going about their normal routines. 960 00:57:52,439 --> 00:57:53,840 Ow! Got you! 961 00:57:56,376 --> 00:57:58,110 There's the comic book store. Let's go. 962 00:58:08,755 --> 00:58:09,756 (GASPS) 963 00:58:09,856 --> 00:58:11,891 What great costumes! 964 00:58:11,958 --> 00:58:14,961 You two are finalists. Up on stage. 965 00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:17,897 Oh, uh, we're not here to enter the contest. 966 00:58:18,465 --> 00:58:20,633 Then why are you dressed like aliens? 967 00:58:21,201 --> 00:58:23,370 Uh, we're here 968 00:58:24,137 --> 00:58:25,605 to win the contest. 969 00:58:25,739 --> 00:58:27,907 What? (NERVOUSLY) Yeah, good. 970 00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:29,609 LEM: (WHISPERING) Trust me. Trust me. 971 00:58:34,447 --> 00:58:35,749 Mmm-hmm. 972 00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:42,956 Private, come here. 973 00:58:51,731 --> 00:58:53,566 Hold your fire, soldier. 974 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,835 Take us to your leader. 975 00:58:57,437 --> 00:59:01,641 Welcome to the Humaniacs III Costume Contest. 976 00:59:09,349 --> 00:59:13,153 CROWD: We're really upset! We're really upset! 977 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,822 Let's hear it for the finalists. 978 00:59:15,922 --> 00:59:17,123 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 979 00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:18,925 What are we supposed to do? 980 00:59:18,992 --> 00:59:22,195 Give them their daily minimum dose of Chuck. 981 00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:24,831 Hello, Humaniacs! 982 00:59:34,874 --> 00:59:37,977 ♪... overhead lifters and four-barrel carbs Oh, yeah 983 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,447 ♪ Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning 984 00:59:40,547 --> 00:59:43,683 ♪ A fuel-injection cut-off and chrome-plated rods Oh, yeah 985 00:59:43,783 --> 00:59:45,985 ♪ Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning 986 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,221 Come on, Lem! 987 00:59:49,155 --> 00:59:51,658 ♪ You know you'll be a hit When you get right into it 988 00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:53,960 ♪ Greased Lightning 989 00:59:54,961 --> 00:59:58,164 ♪ Go, Greased Lightning You're burning up the quarter mile 990 00:59:58,331 --> 00:59:59,632 (SIGHS) ♪ Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning 991 00:59:59,699 --> 01:00:00,834 Look at me. Watch this. 992 01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:04,170 ♪ Go, Greased Lightning You 're coasting through the heat lap trial 993 01:00:04,237 --> 01:00:06,390 ♪ Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning 994 01:00:06,139 --> 01:00:08,174 ♪ You are supreme You're such a dream 995 01:00:08,241 --> 01:00:09,376 Yeah! That's it! 996 01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:11,478 ♪ Greased Lightning 997 01:00:12,412 --> 01:00:15,480 ♪ Oh, yeah! Bust a move, green machine. 998 01:00:15,548 --> 01:00:17,830 ♪ Greased Lightning, go! 999 01:00:17,183 --> 01:00:18,318 (WHOOPS) 1000 01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:21,421 ♪ Go, go, go Greased Lightning 1001 01:00:23,490 --> 01:00:24,491 ♪ You are supreme 1002 01:00:24,924 --> 01:00:25,925 ♪ You're such a dream 1003 01:00:26,359 --> 01:00:32,365 ♪ Greased Lightning ♪ 1004 01:00:32,599 --> 01:00:34,267 All right! 1005 01:00:36,536 --> 01:00:37,704 (LAUGHING) 1006 01:00:37,771 --> 01:00:38,772 (SIGHS) 1007 01:00:38,938 --> 01:00:39,906 (WHOOPING) 1008 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:41,508 (ALL GASPING) 1009 01:00:42,242 --> 01:00:43,677 The alien! 1010 01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:45,545 (ALL SCREAMING) 1011 01:00:56,122 --> 01:00:57,390 NEERA: Lem! 1012 01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,793 Over here! 1013 01:01:00,627 --> 01:01:01,928 SOLDIER: There he is! 1014 01:01:07,767 --> 01:01:11,710 All of these costumes! Sir, how do we find the alien? 1015 01:01:11,137 --> 01:01:13,973 Simple, Captain. Like us, the alien is in uniform. 1016 01:01:15,809 --> 01:01:16,876 Grab him! 1017 01:01:17,577 --> 01:01:18,912 I got you! 1018 01:01:19,145 --> 01:01:20,146 Chuck! 1019 01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:22,415 No! No! Get off! 1020 01:01:22,615 --> 01:01:23,883 (GROANS) 1021 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:25,985 Okay, keep back. 1022 01:01:32,992 --> 01:01:34,260 Move. 1023 01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:36,620 (GASPS) 1024 01:01:41,334 --> 01:01:44,504 Time to meet the monster face to face. 1025 01:01:46,139 --> 01:01:47,674 (CROWD GASPING) 1026 01:01:50,844 --> 01:01:53,613 Look at it, Professor. It's hideous. 1027 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,749 And that smell... 1028 01:01:55,982 --> 01:01:58,952 Hey, you try wearing the same suit for three weeks. 1029 01:02:01,654 --> 01:02:03,623 What a remarkable brain you must have. 1030 01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:06,693 An incision here and here, 1031 01:02:07,193 --> 01:02:08,528 it should pop right out. 1032 01:02:09,329 --> 01:02:10,430 Huh? 1033 01:02:11,965 --> 01:02:14,868 No! You're making a mistake! He's friendly! 1034 01:02:15,268 --> 01:02:17,804 Oh! This poor boy's obviously a zombie. 1035 01:02:17,937 --> 01:02:19,205 I'll remove his brain, too. 1036 01:02:27,547 --> 01:02:28,848 (GRUNTS) 1037 01:02:28,982 --> 01:02:33,687 (VOCALIZING) Ooh! 1038 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:36,723 (MIMICKING HYPNOTIC VOICE) You are no longer needed, slave. 1039 01:02:37,390 --> 01:02:41,227 I release you. Return to your puny life. 1040 01:02:42,195 --> 01:02:44,397 Kid, I'm going down anyway. 1041 01:02:45,231 --> 01:02:48,100 There's no need for you to come with me. 1042 01:02:49,135 --> 01:02:51,137 Thanks for everything. 1043 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,642 How about it, Professor? 1044 01:02:55,709 --> 01:02:56,710 Hmm. 1045 01:02:57,770 --> 01:02:58,845 Difficult to tell. 1046 01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:02,749 Do you still believe the alien is friendly? 1047 01:03:06,653 --> 01:03:07,654 (SIGHS) 1048 01:03:07,821 --> 01:03:08,922 (SOFTLY) No. 1049 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:11,224 This boy is free! 1050 01:03:11,391 --> 01:03:12,392 (CROWD CHEERING) 1051 01:03:12,492 --> 01:03:17,230 Oh, Lem! We're so glad you're not a zombie! 1052 01:03:17,731 --> 01:03:20,100 What about the alien spawn, sir? 1053 01:03:20,533 --> 01:03:24,400 I want it destroyed, one little piece at a time. 1054 01:03:29,876 --> 01:03:32,879 All right, let's get these aliens to Base 9! 1055 01:03:32,946 --> 01:03:34,514 (CROWD GASPING) 1056 01:03:34,948 --> 01:03:36,850 Not that it exists. 1057 01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:47,127 Move it! 1058 01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:50,463 SOLDIER: Go on. 1059 01:03:51,564 --> 01:03:52,966 Get in! 1060 01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:13,153 We're here to honor a young man who survived 1061 01:04:13,319 --> 01:04:17,290 a harrowing ordeal at the hands of the alien monster. 1062 01:04:17,657 --> 01:04:19,459 Lem, come on out! 1063 01:04:19,592 --> 01:04:20,994 (FANFARE PLAYING) 1064 01:04:21,610 --> 01:04:22,128 (CROWD APPLAUDING) Son? 1065 01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:32,439 Lem, I understand you'll be working right here after you graduate, 1066 01:04:32,505 --> 01:04:35,241 teaching about the mysteries of space. 1067 01:04:35,308 --> 01:04:37,677 Give us a preview of what we'll learn. 1068 01:04:41,581 --> 01:04:45,452 (HESITANTLY) Well, we know everything about our universe. 1069 01:04:45,518 --> 01:04:47,520 It's 500 miles long 1070 01:04:47,787 --> 01:04:49,823 500 miles! 1071 01:04:53,326 --> 01:04:55,261 Remarkable! I can't. 1072 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:58,164 Space isn't 500 miles. 1073 01:04:58,998 --> 01:05:02,936 It's not. It's so much bigger than we can imagine. 1074 01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:05,472 There's billions of galaxies, 1075 01:05:05,538 --> 01:05:08,108 and each galaxy has billions of stars, 1076 01:05:08,174 --> 01:05:10,310 and next to that, our planet is just... 1077 01:05:13,179 --> 01:05:14,614 Excuse me. 1078 01:05:29,195 --> 01:05:30,363 Lem? 1079 01:05:31,531 --> 01:05:33,133 I know I was kind of harsh. 1080 01:05:34,501 --> 01:05:35,902 I'm really sorry. 1081 01:05:37,504 --> 01:05:38,505 Ouch! 1082 01:05:38,571 --> 01:05:40,173 Oh, hi, Neera. 1083 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:41,808 What are you doing? 1084 01:05:41,908 --> 01:05:43,343 It's called hotwiring. 1085 01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:45,178 It's how they start cars on Earth. 1086 01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:49,215 Lem, um, I was thinking... 1087 01:05:50,183 --> 01:05:53,253 Well, you know, now that this is all over... 1088 01:05:53,353 --> 01:05:54,521 Yeah, Neera? 1089 01:05:54,587 --> 01:05:56,256 Maybe we could... 1090 01:05:56,356 --> 01:05:57,924 (ENGINE STARTS) 1091 01:05:58,858 --> 01:05:59,859 (PANTING) 1092 01:05:59,993 --> 01:06:02,595 Lem, you left everyone hanging! 1093 01:06:03,697 --> 01:06:05,650 I'm going to go find Chuck. 1094 01:06:05,165 --> 01:06:08,340 But how? It's impossible without Rover! 1095 01:06:08,501 --> 01:06:10,203 My little Rovie. 1096 01:06:11,604 --> 01:06:15,909 (SOBBING) I can still hear his wagging little antenna. 1097 01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:17,544 (WARBLING) Rover? 1098 01:06:17,711 --> 01:06:18,778 Rover! 1099 01:06:21,948 --> 01:06:24,684 Rover! Rover! 1100 01:06:24,951 --> 01:06:26,119 You're alive! 1101 01:06:26,219 --> 01:06:27,887 But how did you get out? 1102 01:06:32,726 --> 01:06:34,294 Good going, boy! 1103 01:06:34,394 --> 01:06:37,300 Rover, Rover, can you find Chuck? Where's Chuck? 1104 01:06:52,712 --> 01:06:53,947 You're going with me? 1105 01:06:54,470 --> 01:06:55,810 Mmm-hmm. 1106 01:06:56,983 --> 01:06:58,510 All right! 1107 01:07:13,433 --> 01:07:15,902 Thought you could take over our world? 1108 01:07:15,969 --> 01:07:17,771 Your kind knows no decency. 1109 01:07:18,505 --> 01:07:20,240 (CHUCKLES) You mean chick magnets? 1110 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,609 No, aliens. 1111 01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:25,311 Tell us your invasion plans! 1112 01:07:25,412 --> 01:07:28,148 And don't bother taking over my mind. 1113 01:07:28,248 --> 01:07:31,351 If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. 1114 01:07:31,685 --> 01:07:33,453 If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, 1115 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,655 Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. 1116 01:07:35,755 --> 01:07:37,257 If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, 1117 01:07:37,323 --> 01:07:40,794 Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself, 1118 01:07:40,860 --> 01:07:42,629 along with these three soldiers. 1119 01:07:42,696 --> 01:07:45,331 Each man has a designated target in the squad. 1120 01:07:45,432 --> 01:07:48,100 Should you succeed in taking over all our minds, 1121 01:07:48,101 --> 01:07:51,171 Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. 1122 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:57,310 If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button. 1123 01:07:57,377 --> 01:08:00,547 Uh, General, sir? Am I supposed to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski? 1124 01:08:00,647 --> 01:08:02,882 I shoot Kolski. No. You shoot Meckavoy. 1125 01:08:02,982 --> 01:08:04,217 Well, then who shoots Kolski? 1126 01:08:04,317 --> 01:08:05,518 I can shoot myself. 1127 01:08:05,618 --> 01:08:09,155 That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno 1128 01:08:09,222 --> 01:08:10,824 and graze Corporal Hisk. 1129 01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:12,192 Yes, sir! Ow! 1130 01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,526 Not yet! 1131 01:08:15,128 --> 01:08:16,329 Drop your weapon! You. 1132 01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:17,397 No! You first. 1133 01:08:17,497 --> 01:08:18,665 SOLDIER: You're mine, Hecknavar! 1134 01:08:18,732 --> 01:08:20,734 I'm not taking my eyes off Kisno. Drop it, dirtbag! 1135 01:08:24,738 --> 01:08:25,705 Oops! 1136 01:08:25,805 --> 01:08:26,806 (SCREAMING) 1137 01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:34,800 Hold your fire! 1138 01:08:37,751 --> 01:08:40,860 (GRUNTING) 1139 01:08:44,357 --> 01:08:47,927 Hold your fire! 1140 01:08:51,331 --> 01:08:54,267 Captain Kisno, get everyone out of here. 1141 01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:59,390 You're not thinking all this is my fault, right? 1142 01:08:59,105 --> 01:09:01,541 All right, if you won't tell us, 1143 01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:04,678 there's another way to unlock the secrets of your brain. 1144 01:09:04,744 --> 01:09:06,579 Professor Kipple! 1145 01:09:08,915 --> 01:09:10,450 He's all yours. 1146 01:09:10,550 --> 01:09:12,285 (CHUCKLING SOFTLY) 1147 01:09:39,446 --> 01:09:42,649 (SQUAWKING) 1148 01:09:45,719 --> 01:09:47,887 He thinks we've found him. 1149 01:09:53,426 --> 01:09:55,662 Hang on, Chuck. We'll find you. 1150 01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:10,643 Ah! There you are. I was just warming up for you. 1151 01:10:11,110 --> 01:10:14,414 Ah! Now, we'll have that brain out in no time. 1152 01:10:14,481 --> 01:10:16,950 You don't want my brain. It's useless. 1153 01:10:17,170 --> 01:10:21,755 I spent four years at a party school. Trust me, it's mush. 1154 01:10:25,959 --> 01:10:28,261 Hello? Anyone here? 1155 01:10:32,766 --> 01:10:34,701 (DOOR OPENING) Skiff, what are you doing? 1156 01:10:35,635 --> 01:10:37,537 Oh, come on. No one's around. 1157 01:10:37,871 --> 01:10:39,639 I'm not going to get caught. 1158 01:10:39,706 --> 01:10:40,707 (CLICKING) 1159 01:10:55,822 --> 01:10:58,158 Hey! Look, look, look. I'm paying! I'm paying! 1160 01:11:15,308 --> 01:11:16,343 (ALARM BLARING) 1161 01:11:16,409 --> 01:11:17,677 The thing with the... 1162 01:11:18,878 --> 01:11:20,880 I mean, it just went over the... 1163 01:11:21,648 --> 01:11:22,849 Wow! 1164 01:11:49,242 --> 01:11:50,510 (IN AWE) Base 9. 1165 01:11:50,877 --> 01:11:54,280 This is amazing! I was right again! 1166 01:11:54,614 --> 01:11:55,915 (SKIFF WHOOPS) 1167 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,721 How do we get in without being seen? 1168 01:12:07,260 --> 01:12:08,928 (DISTANT VOICES YELLING) Huh? 1169 01:12:09,262 --> 01:12:10,797 (SOLDIERS CHATTERING) 1170 01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:13,299 (GLAR SINGING IN THE DISTANCE) 1171 01:12:16,302 --> 01:12:20,440 ♪ Well, I tried to get along Tried to play along happily 1172 01:12:21,408 --> 01:12:25,145 ♪ But I'm sorry, Officer Your rules ain't no good for me 1173 01:12:27,147 --> 01:12:29,249 ♪ There's one thing you've got to do 1174 01:12:29,315 --> 01:12:30,750 ♪ And that's stick it to the man 1175 01:12:30,817 --> 01:12:33,253 ♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the... 1176 01:12:33,319 --> 01:12:34,954 ♪ Stick it to... ♪ 1177 01:12:36,456 --> 01:12:38,558 (BEATING SOUNDS) GLAR: Ow! Ooh! Ah! 1178 01:12:38,625 --> 01:12:39,659 Now! 1179 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,162 (GLAR GROANING) 1180 01:12:43,163 --> 01:12:44,130 Cool. 1181 01:12:44,230 --> 01:12:45,231 (SCREAMING) 1182 01:12:48,301 --> 01:12:51,271 I don't suppose your planet's invented painkillers? 1183 01:13:15,528 --> 01:13:18,965 (SCREAMING) 1184 01:13:25,872 --> 01:13:27,307 (KIPPLE CACKLING) 1185 01:13:38,551 --> 01:13:39,886 (SCREAMING) 1186 01:13:40,387 --> 01:13:43,223 Yeah! Good work, Rover! 1187 01:13:49,896 --> 01:13:53,733 Guys! This is so Luke Skywalker! 1188 01:13:54,701 --> 01:13:57,871 Uh, by the way, you're not brother and sister, right? 1189 01:13:58,204 --> 01:13:59,406 How much time is left? 1190 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:01,341 Just enough. 1191 01:14:05,311 --> 01:14:08,114 Captain, I want the whole base on red alert! 1192 01:14:08,181 --> 01:14:09,582 Yes, sir! 1193 01:14:09,649 --> 01:14:11,985 General, you must save its brain! 1194 01:14:12,850 --> 01:14:14,854 I'm more concerned with saving a world. 1195 01:14:15,288 --> 01:14:16,690 (GASPING) 1196 01:14:39,450 --> 01:14:41,781 (ENGLISH ACCENT) That professor's a genius. 1197 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,485 (ENGLISH ACCENT) I feel positively effervescent. 1198 01:14:45,552 --> 01:14:48,221 In fine fettle. What a salubrious experience! 1199 01:14:48,722 --> 01:14:50,457 Well said. Cheers! 1200 01:15:05,238 --> 01:15:06,239 Huh? 1201 01:15:18,218 --> 01:15:19,419 My ship! 1202 01:15:19,986 --> 01:15:21,210 Way to go, kid! 1203 01:15:28,595 --> 01:15:30,997 GRAWL: Step away from the flying saucer! 1204 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:34,267 And put your hands in the air. 1205 01:15:48,782 --> 01:15:51,117 There was never a chance you'd get away. 1206 01:15:52,452 --> 01:15:53,787 (GASPING) 1207 01:15:55,622 --> 01:15:59,259 You'd destroy the whole base just to get me? 1208 01:15:59,359 --> 01:16:00,794 That is sick! 1209 01:16:01,261 --> 01:16:02,429 Actually, it's kind of flattering. 1210 01:16:02,629 --> 01:16:03,630 Sick? 1211 01:16:03,897 --> 01:16:06,533 Sick, young lady, is helping the enemy of your world. 1212 01:16:06,599 --> 01:16:09,636 Sick is befriending a creature that's so completely 1213 01:16:10,470 --> 01:16:11,638 different. 1214 01:16:11,771 --> 01:16:13,390 Sick is... 1215 01:16:13,606 --> 01:16:15,375 Well, look, it's right in front of you! 1216 01:16:16,609 --> 01:16:19,112 I'm sorry, Professor. It's too dangerous 1217 01:16:19,212 --> 01:16:21,314 to let the alien live another minute. 1218 01:16:21,414 --> 01:16:22,482 (GRUMBLING) 1219 01:16:25,510 --> 01:16:26,820 Wait! Wait! Wait! Stop! 1220 01:16:27,153 --> 01:16:30,657 General, I know what you're afraid of, 1221 01:16:31,658 --> 01:16:32,959 and it's not Chuck. 1222 01:16:33,293 --> 01:16:36,229 It's not monsters or aliens. 1223 01:16:36,796 --> 01:16:38,898 It's the unknown. 1224 01:16:39,999 --> 01:16:42,569 I've spent my whole life running from it, 1225 01:16:42,635 --> 01:16:45,739 and I think maybe you have, too, 1226 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:51,177 but I'm telling you, the unknown isn't something to be afraid of. 1227 01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:53,747 It can be your best friend. 1228 01:16:54,114 --> 01:16:58,180 And just when you think that it means the end of everything you know, 1229 01:16:58,685 --> 01:17:01,121 it's really just the beginning. 1230 01:17:01,187 --> 01:17:02,789 (DETONATOR BEEPS) 1231 01:17:02,856 --> 01:17:04,900 (ALARM BLARING) 1232 01:17:04,157 --> 01:17:07,527 FEMALE VOICE: (OVER PA) Base destruct, two minutes. 1233 01:17:08,528 --> 01:17:10,864 (STAMMERING) What are you looking at? Run! 1234 01:17:11,865 --> 01:17:13,299 (SCREAMING) 1235 01:17:18,872 --> 01:17:20,373 Take that! 1236 01:17:29,150 --> 01:17:30,984 Everyone on board! Let's go! 1237 01:17:31,510 --> 01:17:35,722 FEMALE VOICE: Attention, all personnel. Evacuate base immediately. 1238 01:17:43,663 --> 01:17:44,664 What are you doing? 1239 01:17:44,731 --> 01:17:46,166 I can't leave him here. 1240 01:17:47,233 --> 01:17:48,401 Why not? 1241 01:17:48,501 --> 01:17:50,300 Because he's got the right stuff. 1242 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,900 (GROANING) 1243 01:18:13,927 --> 01:18:17,263 FEMALE VOICE: Base destruct, 60 seconds. 1244 01:18:24,504 --> 01:18:25,839 There's no time for autopilot. 1245 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:27,400 What's the matter now? 1246 01:18:27,207 --> 01:18:30,343 I'm going to have to pilot this bucket. 1247 01:18:41,888 --> 01:18:44,290 (ENGINES POWERING UP) 1248 01:18:49,963 --> 01:18:52,699 Base destruct in 15 seconds. 1249 01:18:52,766 --> 01:18:55,468 She is so heavy! 1250 01:18:56,936 --> 01:19:02,409 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 1251 01:19:03,476 --> 01:19:09,315 five, four, three, two, one. 1252 01:19:16,222 --> 01:19:17,590 Yeah! 1253 01:19:17,657 --> 01:19:19,920 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1254 01:19:41,514 --> 01:19:43,830 You guys should check this out. 1255 01:19:50,790 --> 01:19:52,158 CHUCK: (CHUCKLING) Whoa. 1256 01:20:05,605 --> 01:20:06,606 (WHISPERING) Whoa. 1257 01:20:09,876 --> 01:20:10,877 Hey, what do you think? 1258 01:20:10,977 --> 01:20:13,346 Such a big universe. 1259 01:20:13,713 --> 01:20:16,349 I am definitely coming back here. 1260 01:20:21,388 --> 01:20:24,824 (ALL EXCLAIMING IN AWE) 1261 01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:30,563 Am I a zombie now? 1262 01:20:31,965 --> 01:20:32,999 (CHUCKLES) 1263 01:20:33,660 --> 01:20:35,201 This guy reads too many comic books. 1264 01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:42,750 Hey, Neera, 1265 01:20:42,175 --> 01:20:44,711 um, now that this is all over, 1266 01:21:08,368 --> 01:21:09,469 (WHOOSHING) 1267 01:21:28,488 --> 01:21:29,622 Hey, it's Lem! 1268 01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:34,828 Hi! 1269 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:37,664 MAN: The General, too. 1270 01:21:37,831 --> 01:21:39,833 (SCREAMS) The monster! 1271 01:21:41,468 --> 01:21:43,336 It's all right, Chief. He's with me. 1272 01:21:43,670 --> 01:21:46,239 Soldiers, attention! 1273 01:21:46,606 --> 01:21:47,807 There is among us 1274 01:21:48,241 --> 01:21:49,743 an astronaut. 1275 01:21:54,848 --> 01:21:58,351 Captain, thanks for coming back for me. 1276 01:21:58,651 --> 01:22:00,420 A pleasure, General. 1277 01:22:01,354 --> 01:22:02,622 Maybe next time you have guests 1278 01:22:02,689 --> 01:22:03,823 you'll throw a better party. 1279 01:22:07,794 --> 01:22:10,864 Kid, how would you like to be president 1280 01:22:10,964 --> 01:22:15,168 of the local Chuck Baker, Party Maker Fan Club? 1281 01:22:15,635 --> 01:22:16,669 (GASPS) 1282 01:22:17,370 --> 01:22:18,380 Oh, yeah! 1283 01:22:18,171 --> 01:22:20,540 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) BOY: Oh, can I join? 1284 01:22:20,774 --> 01:22:22,108 Be a good boy, 1285 01:22:22,609 --> 01:22:25,178 (STIFLING SOBS) And don't forget to drink your oil. 1286 01:22:28,214 --> 01:22:30,650 Rover, you coming? 1287 01:22:31,718 --> 01:22:33,286 Or do you want to stay here? 1288 01:22:34,454 --> 01:22:35,455 (SNIFFLING) 1289 01:22:36,623 --> 01:22:40,160 Rover! My little bitty boy! 1290 01:22:40,627 --> 01:22:43,129 (BEEPING) 1291 01:22:49,569 --> 01:22:50,570 Lem, 1292 01:22:51,805 --> 01:22:53,173 you saved my life. 1293 01:22:54,474 --> 01:22:56,376 You saved mine, too. 1294 01:23:01,748 --> 01:23:03,850 That was a, uh, man hug, just then. 1295 01:23:03,917 --> 01:23:05,485 It's very big on my planet. 1296 01:23:06,186 --> 01:23:07,187 Mmm? 1297 01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:09,890 Hey, take care of this guy, okay? 1298 01:23:17,764 --> 01:23:21,670 (SHOUTING) You're a great planet, and your '50s are fine, 1299 01:23:21,167 --> 01:23:23,536 but give me a call when you get to the '60s, 1300 01:23:24,270 --> 01:23:26,206 'cause that's gonna be fun. 1301 01:23:47,961 --> 01:23:48,962 (BARKING) 1302 01:24:03,977 --> 01:24:06,813 ♪ I've got a point to make I ain't being nasty 1303 01:24:09,616 --> 01:24:12,719 ♪ Operation turning our nation to an army 1304 01:24:15,288 --> 01:24:17,991 ♪ They're trying to hold us down with their new revelations 1305 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,830 ♪ They're bumming me out with their bad vibrations 1306 01:24:25,999 --> 01:24:29,769 ♪ Well, I tried to get along Tried to play along constantly 1307 01:24:31,671 --> 01:24:35,475 ♪ But I'm sorry, Officer Your rules ain't no good for me 1308 01:24:37,344 --> 01:24:39,479 ♪ Well, there's one thing you've got to do 1309 01:24:39,579 --> 01:24:41,140 ♪ And that's stick it to the man 1310 01:24:41,114 --> 01:24:46,252 ♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man 1311 01:24:46,319 --> 01:24:49,155 ♪ Join the cause and fight the system 1312 01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:54,794 ♪ Sit outside your house until you stop and listen 1313 01:24:57,364 --> 01:25:00,467 ♪ Well, I've got a girl who's fighting with me 1314 01:25:02,802 --> 01:25:06,139 ♪ She's got long hair, green skin And totally digs me 1315 01:25:08,441 --> 01:25:12,312 ♪ Well, I tried to get along Tried to sing along constantly 1316 01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:17,717 ♪ But I'm sorry, Officer Your rules ain't no good for me 1317 01:25:19,719 --> 01:25:22,555 ♪ But there's one thing I've learned in this town 1318 01:25:22,889 --> 01:25:25,325 ♪ That is the man's a clown 1319 01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:27,527 ♪ So come on Don't let me down 1320 01:25:27,627 --> 01:25:29,620 ♪ You got to stick it to the man 1321 01:25:29,162 --> 01:25:31,498 ♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man 1322 01:25:31,564 --> 01:25:33,967 ♪ I don't want to protest on my own 1323 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:41,341 ♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man 1324 01:25:45,812 --> 01:25:49,490 (PANTING) 1325 01:25:49,149 --> 01:25:50,150 (GASPS) 1326 01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:56,560 Doc, that brain operation was inspired. 1327 01:25:57,257 --> 01:25:59,426 You simply must try it. 1328 01:25:59,526 --> 01:26:03,363 No, no, no, no! No! No, no. 1329 01:26:03,697 --> 01:26:06,232 ♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man 1330 01:26:06,566 --> 01:26:08,702 ♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man ♪ 1331 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:10,770 (BARKING) CHUCK: Oh, no, no, boy. Easy, easy. 1332 01:26:10,870 --> 01:26:11,871 Not the tongue. Not the... 1333 01:26:11,938 --> 01:26:12,939 (SLURPING) 1334 01:26:13,390 --> 01:26:14,400 (CHUCK GRUNTING) 1335 01:26:14,107 --> 01:26:15,108 (SPITTING) 1336 01:26:15,408 --> 01:26:18,440 (SIGHS) This is gonna be a long trip. 1337 01:26:28,788 --> 01:26:31,124 ♪ Well, I tried to save the world 1338 01:26:31,558 --> 01:26:34,627 ♪ But we ran out of words to say 1339 01:26:35,795 --> 01:26:38,131 ♪ So instead I write this song 1340 01:26:38,398 --> 01:26:41,634 ♪ With a guitar full of chords to play 1341 01:26:43,203 --> 01:26:45,972 ♪ Well, I didn't really write them anyway 1342 01:26:46,639 --> 01:26:52,612 ♪ Well I tried to build a boat So I could sail myself away 1343 01:26:54,114 --> 01:26:56,282 ♪ But I ran out of wood 1344 01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:59,652 ♪ Left standing on the harbor in the rain 1345 01:27:01,540 --> 01:27:03,590 ♪ Well, I'll only get seasick anyway 1346 01:27:03,656 --> 01:27:06,393 ♪ Yeah, I'll only get seasick anyway 1347 01:27:06,459 --> 01:27:10,630 ♪ Who can it be Knocking at my door? 1348 01:27:10,830 --> 01:27:13,660 ♪ I hope it ain't the man 1349 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:17,237 ♪ Coming to start a war against me 1350 01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:38,191 ♪ Who can it be Knocking at my door? 1351 01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:40,660 ♪ I hope it ain't the man 1352 01:27:41,127 --> 01:27:44,698 ♪ Coming to start a war against me 1353 01:27:45,632 --> 01:27:48,301 ♪ It's a sight I never hope to