1 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:18,818 [motorcycle revving] 2 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,120 [woman screaming] 3 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:21,454 [man screaming] 4 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:23,456 [siren wailing] 5 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,792 -Stop it! -[man] Dude, how sick is this? 6 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:26,826 [laughs] 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:27,961 [loud thud] 8 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:30,163 [boy 1] We're gonna die! We're gonna die! 9 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,166 [tires screeching] 10 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:35,869 Oh, mama! 11 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:39,406 [dramatic thud] 12 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,420 [birds chirping] 13 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:43,243 -[lacrosse ball thump] -[kids screaming] 14 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,112 [upbeat music] 15 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:47,447 [player] Pass the ball! 16 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,830 [upbeat music continues] 17 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:52,619 All right, guys, bring it in. 18 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:53,620 All right, come on, come on, come on, 19 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:54,954 Get in here. Huddle up. 20 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,690 We got a minute left here, okay? We are tied up. 21 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:57,824 Lucas, whe--where are you? 22 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,259 -Lucas, where are you? -I'm right here, Dad. 23 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:00,527 -Go, Lucas! -Get in here. 24 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,494 -You're on the team. Let's go. -[audience] Come on. 25 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:02,862 You're kidding. He sucks. 26 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,464 Nobody covered him in the second quarter. 27 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,166 I'm getting triple teamed out there. 28 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,201 Well, you know what? Then I'll tell you what. Um-- 29 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:09,903 [kid 1] Dude, have you even played lacrosse? 30 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,237 [kid 2] Just cold play, loser. 31 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,239 Okay, fine. You know what-- that's a play. 32 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:14,407 We're gonna get the ball to Lucas. 33 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,343 -[kid] What, are you high? -Yes, that's the plan. 34 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:17,377 Lucas, you're gonna take the shot. 35 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:18,511 We're gonna win this thing, okay? 36 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:19,713 Let's get in there. What do you say? 37 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:20,880 -[kid] I say we're gonna lose. -I don't care. 38 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:22,415 Let's win this thing as a team, guys. 39 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:23,717 -This is bullshit. -Let's go, guys. 40 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,285 Let's go. We are heroes. 41 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,920 Dad, are you sure about this? 42 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:28,922 I mean, everyone's just gonna be pissed off at me 43 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:29,989 if I mess this up. 44 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,257 Maybe I should just go sit on the bench. 45 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:32,959 Sit on the bench? 46 00:01:33,930 --> 00:01:35,280 Buddy, you are set up for the hero moment. 47 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:36,596 When we watch those sports movies, 48 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:39,320 and it comes down to those final few seconds, 49 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:41,670 and everything turns to slow motion, 50 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,136 that's where the hero emerges. 51 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:45,380 -[slow motion] Whoa! -[giggles] 52 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:47,374 Everything slows down, and they make the shot, 53 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:48,775 and it's victory! 54 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:50,760 And they throw 'em on their shoulders, 55 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,211 and they're going crazy. 56 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:52,779 The girls are gonna be “Lucas, Lucas!” 57 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:53,880 -[chuckles] -That's how we win. 58 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:54,948 -All right. -All right? 59 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:55,982 -Let's do it. -Let's make it happen. 60 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:58,451 I love you, Dad. 61 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,919 Okay, sshh. Hey, maybe lower. 62 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:00,920 This, this is sports. We don't-- 63 00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:03,156 we kind of-- it's already assumed. 64 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,958 It's assumed. 65 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:06,259 [whistle blows] 66 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:07,660 Lucas! 67 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,429 [upbeat, suspenseful music] 68 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:10,864 All right, please, yes. 69 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,330 Oh, please. 70 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,680 Please, God. Please. 71 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,700 -[ball plops] -Yes! 72 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:18,380 [shrieks] Oh, my God! 73 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,406 Lucas, go! 74 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,408 -[excited screaming] -[kid] Eye of the tiger! 75 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:24,177 What the hell is he doing? 76 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,447 Why is he moving in slow motion? 77 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:28,548 I might have told him to. 78 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:29,482 [players screaming] 79 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:31,510 [groans] 80 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,255 No! He had no right! 81 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:36,956 -No way! -[kid] You suck, Lucas. 82 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:38,525 [Brian] You're okay. He's okay. 83 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,126 You just got the wind knocked out of ya. 84 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,261 He got the wind knocked out of him. 85 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,929 He's fine. Gonna come back quick. 86 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:45,310 [weakly] Help me. [coughs] 87 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,868 Maybe lacrosse isn't his thing? 88 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,371 I mean, maybe he's just not a sports kind of kid at all. 89 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,672 [ping sound] 90 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:55,241 ♪ Four leaf clover won't you come over ♪ 91 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,278 ♪ Baby, give me a chance ♪ 92 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,180 Look, playing a sport is important to him. 93 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,448 I mean, this is all I know. 94 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:02,816 This is what I did. 95 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:05,452 I--I connected with my father through sports. 96 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,855 Oh, honey, I know this whole new stepdad thing can't be easy 97 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:10,757 and I love that you're trying so hard to connect with him. 98 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,192 I really, I really am. 99 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:13,793 You and Lucas will find your thing too, 100 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,695 but you just gotta give it time. 101 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,397 You can't force it. 102 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,320 Come here. I love you. 103 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:19,999 I love you. 104 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,303 Yo, Hunt. We'll get ‘em next time, huh, bro? 105 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:24,504 Don't call me “bro,” dude. 106 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:25,572 Don't call me “dude,” son. 107 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:26,673 Don't call me “son,” *****. 108 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,775 -I'm not a *****, you're a-- -Oh my God, stop. 109 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:33,947 You okay? 110 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,648 Yeah, fine, it's just... 111 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,317 By the way, how long does it take Lucas to take a leak? 112 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,385 Oh, can you check on him for me? 113 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,420 He gets bladder shy. 114 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,821 Yeah. 115 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,256 -[mean kids laughing] -[door closes] 116 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,858 Oh, shit. It's Pukas. 117 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,593 What's up, Pukas? 118 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,396 [Lucas] Look, I'm sorry if I did anything to piss you guys off. 119 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:52,165 Honestly, I--I just want it to be cool between us. 120 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,400 [Kurt] Oh, shit. 121 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,301 Hey! Don't touch him. 122 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,469 [Kurt] Daddy's here. 123 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,773 Let's go, Lucas. 124 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:00,940 Let me tell you something. 125 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:02,208 You touch him again, I come back here, 126 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,777 I personally kick every one of your ***es. 127 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,450 Every one, every ***. 128 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,513 I kick it, you understand? 129 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,915 Just let's go, Lucas. Come on. 130 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:11,284 Do you understand what you guys almost got into? 131 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,860 Do you have any idea the annihilation 132 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,120 that would have taken place here? 133 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,321 Annihilation. Wait, you want to go? 134 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,790 You feeling frisky? You want to go? 135 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,591 You know what? I'll go. 136 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:19,626 -Hm? -You want to go? 137 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:20,660 -Let's go. -How old are you? 138 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:21,695 What the hell where'd you come from? 139 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:22,829 -Let's go. -I don't-- 140 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:23,830 I'm not saying I don't want to go. 141 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,198 I'm just saying we can go. 142 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:27,300 Stop talking shit and just do it, old man. 143 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,702 -Hit me. -Bring the voice down. 144 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,300 Okay, we're in a locker room. It's a lot of acoustics. 145 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,304 You just said you could kick all our ***es. 146 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,672 I know. I haven't even eaten yet. 147 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,207 We have reservations at Benihana. 148 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,900 You know where they do the smoking volcano thing 149 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,770 with the runyons. 150 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,878 It's fine. Let's go, Lucas man. 151 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,914 Go. Just... better watch it next time. 152 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:42,582 Yeah. 153 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,751 All right. 154 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:45,752 What's that kid's name anyway? 155 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:47,153 -Kurt. -Kurt. 156 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,321 Freaking Kurt. 157 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,989 Do you realize how... how--how 158 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,424 -that would have went down? -Oh, yeah. 159 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:52,359 I would have kicked all their ***es. 160 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:53,860 -Yeah, definitely. -Yeah. 161 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:55,462 Now, I should go back there. I'm gonna go back there. 162 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,197 -No, no, no, no. -He's probably not there, right? 163 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,631 -I mean, I'm gonna-- -It's fine, Dad. 164 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,660 I should just close this shit out, man. 165 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,468 -This is crazy. -No, no, no, no. 166 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:02,635 It's--it's fine, Dad. 167 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,904 I'm used to it. 168 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,720 What do you mean you're used to it? 169 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,507 That's not... 170 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,175 see, that's not something you should be used to. 171 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,577 How often does this happen? 172 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,879 Uh, every day. 173 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,830 [Brian] I mean, there's no way for him to escape. 174 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,585 Did you know it was this bad? 175 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,820 No. What should we do? 176 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,422 Nothing now, because I slammed it down. 177 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,290 I shut it, you know? I took care of things. 178 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:25,959 I nipped it in the bud, you know? So-- 179 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:27,994 You got to call the school and the principal right away. 180 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,162 What? No. You can't do that. 181 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:30,397 Then he's a rat. 182 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,165 You saw The Departed. He'll get whacked. 183 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,835 Brian, you're his dad now. 184 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,904 This is something a dad needs to handle. 185 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,607 You're right. You're right. 186 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,710 I...Hey, look at me. 187 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,745 I promise you I'll never let anything bad happen to him. 188 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,480 All right? 189 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,315 -All right. -I gotta get back to work. 190 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,618 When I get back, we'll take care of this, all right? 191 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,521 Hey, no more bullies. 192 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:55,955 [man] Kick his ***! 193 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:57,457 -Please get off! -Oh, oh! 194 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:58,825 Get him, you little *****! 195 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,527 [frat exec 2] Dude, I got five grand on you! 196 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:01,695 -[knock on door] -[frat exec 2] Go, go! 197 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,329 C--Claire said you wanted to see me? 198 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:04,731 Hey, buddy. 199 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,166 Yeah, come on in. 200 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,134 Just, uh, just grab-- grab a seat. 201 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:09,202 -[frat exec 1] Go! Go! -[frat exec 2] You can do it! 202 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,303 Believe in yourself! 203 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,939 [both] Yeah! Whoo! 204 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:14,541 [frat exec 1] Pay up, [indistinct]. 205 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:15,542 -[ball thwack] -[groans] 206 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:16,943 [boss] Hey, so listen. 207 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:18,678 The Pfizer thing. 208 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,246 You're gonna straighten out those numbers, right? 209 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,248 Well, I mean, the numbers are what the numbers are. 210 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,450 First of all, don't yell at me. 211 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,918 Okay, then. I didn't think I was yelling. 212 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,953 Sounded like yelling. 213 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:28,355 Numbers are a little tight, dawg, 214 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:29,989 so just make them a little loosey-goosey, you know? 215 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,157 Well, I mean, if we loosen them up-- 216 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,260 Hey, calm down. 217 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,461 If we loosen them up, 218 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:38,231 then what you're gonna do is you're basically, 219 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,666 you're asking me to commit fraud. 220 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:40,633 -What?! -[all gasping] 221 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,350 Whoa. 222 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,971 Listen, Dad is gonna flip out if he sees these numbers. 223 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:46,406 Bro, you can't let Dad flip out. 224 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,174 You can't let Dad flip out. 225 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:50,276 I mean, he's not-- he's not my dad. 226 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,911 -What?! -[female exec] How dare you! 227 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:53,113 [frat exec 1] You shut your face! 228 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,247 Let me ask you something. 229 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:56,783 How do you think this is going? 230 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:57,751 Well, I thought it was going better when I first-- 231 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,786 That's not a question. 232 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,654 But here's the answer: [shouts] You're fired! 233 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,289 -[glass shatters] -My dad always hated you. 234 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,591 -Okay. -[dog barking] 235 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,526 [♪ Ms. Money: “Big Bootys Winning”] 236 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:07,627 ♪ Big booty *****es ♪ 237 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:08,862 ♪ You're winning you're winning ♪ 238 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,196 -♪ Drop it down low ♪ -[Brian clears throat] 239 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,532 -♪ Yeah, spinnin' spinnin' ♪ - [Lucas grunts] 240 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,300 [Lucas] Shake it, girl. 241 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:15,702 ♪ So you can't get low, low, low ♪ 242 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:16,836 [moaning] 243 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,338 ♪ Big booty *****es ♪ 244 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,400 ♪ You're winning you're winning ♪ 245 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:23,376 So they called you a baby back *****? 246 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,450 Do they do that a lot? 247 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,980 No, it doesn't matter. Whatever it is. 248 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,315 I had to lay down the law is what I did. 249 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,483 But, you know, there's the standards. 250 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,285 There's standards. I'm just cut from the cloth 251 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,953 of a higher standard, if that makes any sense. 252 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:35,321 I don't know if it does, 253 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,290 but that's--you--you get what I'm saying, right? 254 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:38,591 No, you're right. 255 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,927 Yeah. You're right. 256 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,129 What? 257 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,231 You're such a bad***. 258 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,400 You're not a baby back *****. 259 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:48,868 We'll just have to cut back on a few things 260 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,539 until you find something else. [sighs] 261 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,574 Maybe we pump the brakes on his dance lessons, huh? 262 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,742 [Lucas grunts] 263 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,770 Mm-hm. Mm, mm. 264 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,112 We're paying for that? 265 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,480 A lot. 266 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,115 You know, I still have that open invitation 267 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,583 to rejoin my old firm. 268 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,118 I thought you wanted to stay home with Lucas. 269 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,354 I do, but we also need an income, right? 270 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,322 So maybe you tag in 271 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,157 and do the whole stay-at-home dad thing 272 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,826 for a bit. 273 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,428 You want me to stay at home with--with him all day, 274 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:16,463 just me and him? 275 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:17,664 It would just be temporary. 276 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,332 Plus, it'd be so good for you and Lucas. 277 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,234 It would give you all this one-on-one time 278 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:23,636 to just like bond. 279 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,171 ♪ So you can't get low no more ♪♪ 280 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:27,607 Ugh! [panting] 281 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:28,541 Was that good? 282 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:29,442 [clapping] 283 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,611 Very good, sweetie. It was very good. 284 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,380 There's really no way to tell, pal. 285 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,814 [bell rings] 286 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:38,385 ♪ I love vacation, and I'm all numb--♪ 287 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:40,553 [chopsticks clank] 288 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:41,988 Hey, bud. 289 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,623 Aren't you, uh, supposed to be in school? 290 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,258 No, it's teacher in service day. 291 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,326 The hell is that? 292 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,261 It's when teachers learn new techniques 293 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,596 to help them with their teaching. 294 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,797 And you get a day off for that? 295 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,650 Why don't they work that out on their, 296 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,233 like, their own time? 297 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,402 Well, I don't know, but it's good for us. 298 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,338 So what are we gonna do today? 299 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,773 We? 300 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:01,541 Boom. There you are. A puzzle. 301 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,709 Look at that. Huh? 302 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,450 It's 25,000 pieces. 303 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,460 Yeah, it is. 304 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,647 That's weeks' worth. 305 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,449 Maybe even a month. Who knows? 306 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,985 -I'm kind of hungry, actually. -Oh. 307 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:12,986 Am I supposed to cook you something, 308 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:14,254 -or-- -Sure 309 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:15,255 Is that what your mother would do? 310 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,656 -Mm-hmm. -All right. Uh, yeah. 311 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,591 Let's, uh, let's get after it. 312 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,126 You ever try intermittent fasting, by the way? 313 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,995 -Intermittent fasting? -Fasting, yeah. 314 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,329 It's amazing for your colon. 315 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,664 I'm in with you. Let's both do it. 316 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,699 What do you say? 317 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,534 Okay, well... I'm sorry. 318 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,501 I'm just really hungry. 319 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:29,502 -Okay. -Sorry. 320 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:30,804 All right, uh... 321 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,772 Sometimes Mom makes me breakfast sandwiches 322 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,374 with the King's Hawaiian rolls. 323 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:35,575 Oh, these are cool. 324 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:36,776 These are really good. I like them. 325 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,440 -Yeah. -Yeah. 326 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,112 All right, so you know what to do with that, 327 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,347 and that's--that's amazing. 328 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,448 -That's really cool. -Yeah, I think so. 329 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,582 -All right. -Great. 330 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:43,783 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, sure. 331 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:44,751 You want to make them with me or...? 332 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,453 No, you're good. 333 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,654 [distant chatter] 334 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:48,788 All right. 335 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,690 You wanna throw the football around? 336 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:51,691 Do a little boxing? 337 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:52,692 -Nah. -We could do, uh-- 338 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,260 How about this? 339 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,364 [humming] 340 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,698 Or just do weird crap on your own, 341 00:09:58,832 --> 00:09:59,699 that's fine too. 342 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,735 [alarm beeping] 343 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:02,736 ♪ What up, *****? ♪ 344 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,204 [woman laughing] 345 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,472 But you do owe me 50 bucks, 346 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,873 I'm not fooling around on that. 347 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:07,841 [woman 2] I'll give you 50 bucks. 348 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,420 -Relax. -[woman 1] You relax. 349 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,777 I want my ******* money. 350 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,879 This dude looks like my AA sponsor. 351 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:15,115 [woman] Dude looks like my garbage man. 352 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,218 ♪ That gold crown ain't really really relaxin' ♪ 353 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,920 ♪ All twenty-six packs on taxes ♪ 354 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:25,658 Who are you? 355 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,270 I'm Brian. 356 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,995 Do you party, Brian? 357 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,230 Do I party? 358 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,464 Mm-hmm. 359 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,534 I mean, in college, I did, I guess. 360 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,568 I'm Leslie. 361 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,137 This is Ivy, Jess and Marla. 362 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,605 We got the Mama Mafia here. 363 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,773 -What's up? -What's up? 364 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:43,109 Hello. Nice to meet you, uh...Mama Mafia. 365 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,512 Did you take my parking spot, Brian? 366 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,846 Oh, is that yours? 367 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,448 All the gray Honda Odysseys? 368 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,449 All of them, are they all yours? 369 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,151 -Yeah. -Safest SUV on the market 370 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,419 and gray's least likely to get stolen. 371 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,653 Is there a problem? 372 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:54,954 No, no, no, I didn't know. 373 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:56,690 And it was just felt like crazy to me, 374 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,491 but crazy sensible. 375 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,760 Like you got the exact same color and everything. 376 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,328 It's pretty cool. 377 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:05,632 -Snack bag? -Oh, thank you very much. 378 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,233 -I appreciate that. -Those are for the kids. 379 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,468 Yeah, I know they are. 380 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,370 Give it back, Brian. 381 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,505 Back, Brian. 382 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,240 You've had enough frickin' snacks. 383 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,442 So you want to be in? 384 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,876 You want to join the mafia? 385 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,244 Do I want to join the Mama Mafia? 386 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,279 -Yeah. -No. 387 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,647 I don't--I don't even know, 388 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,882 you know, what the Mama Mafia really is about. 389 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,617 It's easy. Weekdays, we're here at 10 AM, 390 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:25,952 we drop the kids, they go apeshit. 391 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,254 Yeah, at 12, we caravan down to Chili's, eat lunch, 392 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,656 and get ripped up. 393 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,491 But mainly to get ripped up! 394 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,280 Yeah, you want some wine? 395 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,897 I...I don't drink so much during the day, you know? 396 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:40,400 You want coke? Ivy's got speed. 397 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:45,500 No, not now, 'cause I'm watching my, uh, son. Um-- 398 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,439 You're gonna have to lose the windbreaker, though. 399 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,907 -Oh. -You want to get jumped in? 400 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:49,750 -Jumped in? -Yeah. 401 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,276 You can keep your clothes on. 402 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,946 Uh, not right away. You know what it is? 403 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:54,447 Oh, that's Lucas. 404 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,949 -Okay, that's my boy. -[phone beeping] 405 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:58,510 He's a wanderer and my wife got him 406 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,530 this wearable GPS tracker. 407 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,355 -Did your wife pick your jacket? -She might have. 408 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,456 I'll see you later. 409 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,758 -Uh-- -No, you won't, Brian. 410 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:05,692 -[Brian] Okay . - You freaking won't. 411 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,694 [Brian] I hope not. All right, Lucas, 412 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,928 let's just try to throw a spiral, 413 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:09,963 -you know what I'm saying? -Okay. 414 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:11,664 Spiral. You want to position your hand 415 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:12,999 on the back quarter of the ball. 416 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,334 Here you go. It's just a nice, tight spiral. 417 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,502 Nice and tight. 418 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,170 Okay. All right. Can you pick that one up? 419 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,538 -[Lucas] Love you, Dad. -Yeah, no worries. 420 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:19,873 Try to catch those, okay? 421 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:20,940 Makes it so much more fun. 422 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:22,420 -[strains] -That wasn't it. 423 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,109 -I'm sorry. -Okay. 424 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,780 [Lucas] Sorry. My bad. 425 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,846 This is gonna suck. 426 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:27,881 Thread that needle, I see it. 427 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:28,982 Was that good? 428 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,383 That's more-- that wasn't threaded, 429 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,551 that was more crochet. 430 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,753 All right. 431 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,488 [kid screams] 432 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,523 [man strains] 433 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,125 [kid strains] 434 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:41,861 [man strains] 435 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,364 [distant chatter] 436 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,699 All right, Lucas, let's turn it up a notch. 437 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:46,833 What do you say, okay? 438 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:47,834 -See what I'm doin'? -[groans] 439 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,402 Okay, you try to catch those though. 440 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,470 That's what you got to do. You take it right in the chest. 441 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,805 Hey, give you a little tip. 442 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,840 It's these fingers for a spiral. 443 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,941 Yeah, I know how to throw a spiral. 444 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:56,276 It's probably because you got tiny hands. 445 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,711 It can be tricky with little mitts like that. 446 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,346 You just got to adjust your grip like this. 447 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,480 You don't, well-- I mean a little bit, yeah. 448 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,581 Hey, what do you say we play a game? 449 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:02,716 Nah, I'm good. I'm just... 450 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,783 You thinking like a little two-on-two? 451 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,884 No, I'm not thinking that at all. 452 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,886 Okay, fun. CJ, go cover his kid! Here. 453 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,755 -I didn't even-- -Hike it. Hike the ball. 454 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:09,789 I don't even know what we're doing. 455 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,257 Hey, stay tight on him. Stay tight. 456 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,325 [overlapping chatter] 457 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,860 -That's all we're doing. -Hike it, dude. 458 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,950 [overlapping chatter] 459 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,329 -I don't even know the rules. -Ready? Ready? 460 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,497 Can you just listen? Oh my God! 461 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,498 [ping sound] 462 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,166 [screaming] 463 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,969 [groaning] 464 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,271 Oh look, they're friends already. 465 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,408 Shake it, girl, come and get it. 466 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,443 Do you mind, uh, getting off me? 467 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:34,914 [panting] 468 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,500 Fatherhood, huh? 469 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,218 Come on. 470 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,586 Okay. 471 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:40,653 [both strains] 472 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,188 Okay. 473 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,791 Oh, look, your kid's catching a bug with my little bugger. 474 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,793 Oh, that should keep them busy for a while. 475 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,162 I stand corrected. 476 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,865 CJ, let it go! 477 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,350 No! Drop it! 478 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,370 [crunches] 479 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,405 Hmm. 480 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,340 Dude's always putting stuff in his mouth. 481 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,375 Your kid ever go through that phase? 482 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,210 Maybe when he was one. 483 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,379 Yeah, we're taking a little longer. 484 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,148 Name's Jeff. 485 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,883 Uh, Brian. 486 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,218 Outstanding. 487 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,420 You ever go by “Bri-Bri”? 488 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,587 -No. -Oh, come on. 489 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,623 Bri-Bri is a bad*** name, dude. 490 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,458 I knew a Bri-Bri in the army once. 491 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,427 Bri-Bri once used a severed arm of a Taliban 492 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,195 to diffuse an IED in a sewer. 493 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,963 [chuckles] 494 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,466 [sighs] I miss Bri-Bri. 495 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,967 Was he killed in action? 496 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,838 No, got crushed by a van leaving Chipotle. 497 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,606 What about one Bri? Is that cool? 498 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,876 -Sure. -Okay, Bri... 499 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,545 Bri. 500 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,281 Okay. Uh, Lucas. Let's get going, bud. 501 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,549 -What do you say, you know? -Already? 502 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,384 -Yeah. -We just got here. 503 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,119 Yeah, I know but your mother wanted us back 504 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,220 for dinner and things. 505 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,288 We got to get ready. 506 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,357 -Dad, it's 10 in the morning. -I... 507 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,192 But CJ invited me over his house. 508 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,326 He just moved here 509 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,961 and he said there's a tree in his backyard 510 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:56,996 that looks just like Mark Ruffalo. 511 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,631 Freakin' uncanny. 512 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,799 It's why we rented the place. 513 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,402 So can we go over their house, please? 514 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,470 CJ's cool. 515 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,500 He said my hoodie's dope. 516 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,506 It is a pretty dope *** hoodie. 517 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,907 Please? 518 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,770 [groans softly] 519 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,445 Sure, sure. All right. Why not. 520 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:17,450 [dramatic rock music] 521 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,918 -Hell yeah, dude! -Yeah, okay. 522 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:19,919 **** yeah! 523 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:21,221 CJ, game on! 524 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,255 They're coming to our place, bro. 525 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,690 Up high. 526 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:24,958 -Whoa. -Mm. 527 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:26,526 Doesn't totally get high fives. 528 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,261 [groans] 529 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,863 You wanna dance? 530 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,198 [both grunting] 531 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,200 [grunts] 532 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,902 I said submit! 533 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,700 Submit! 534 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,905 No, CJ! No! Release. 535 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,400 [grunts] 536 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,875 CJ, stand down! 537 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,900 CJ, stop it! 538 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,346 [grunting] 539 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,749 Little dude's super strong. 540 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,217 Oh, yeah. 541 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,860 You guys go on ahead while I put him out real quick. 542 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,320 -Okay, yeah. -Okay, yeah. 543 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,623 -Go to sleep. Sleep. -We're gonna go. 544 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,591 [pants, laughs awkwardly] 545 00:15:58,692 --> 00:15:59,826 I'm so excited to be here. 546 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,429 Yeah, don't get too comfortable, all right? 547 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,650 I texted your mom our location, you know, just in case. 548 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,666 Well, just in case what? 549 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,568 In case the guy murders us. 550 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:09,836 -Hey! -Hey. 551 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,571 -Come in, come in. -Hey, CJ. What's up? 552 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,740 -[strains hard] -[groans] 553 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:14,874 -Okay. -Don't let go. 554 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,109 All right. 555 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,410 -There we go. -Yeah. 556 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,912 Hey, I'm good. 557 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,413 -Missed you, buddy. -[weakly] Yeah, nice to see you. 558 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,448 We're still unpacking, 559 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,116 but I did clean the place up for you. 560 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,586 [clattering and clanking] 561 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,587 [toy squeaks] 562 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,322 Sorry. I'm beat, man. 563 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,324 -Yeah. -CJ barely sleeps. 564 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,792 Lucky if he gets two hours a night. 565 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,327 Two hours? That can't be healthy. 566 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,462 Yeah, it's fine. 567 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,230 What's that old saying? 568 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,965 Kids are like horses? 569 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,636 No, no one's ever said that at all. 570 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,406 Wow. Were you in the Army? 571 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,740 I was. 572 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,176 Well, that's Bri-Bri with Commander Colonel Kurtz. 573 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,545 First Special Forces Operational Detachment. 574 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,646 Delta Force. 575 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,415 Whoa. Delta Force? 576 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,883 Yeah. You know, one time, 577 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,119 I saw two guys get their heads blown off. 578 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,421 [laughs] One guy bled out in my arms 579 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,240 while I slowly watched him die. 580 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,260 Sick, right? 581 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,694 -Right? -Mm-hmm. 582 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,928 -[whispers] Jesus. -Wow. 583 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,697 Pretty crazy story. 584 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,198 I'm sure you got a lot more, but if you tell me, 585 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,340 you're gonna have to kill me, right? 586 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,135 -[tense music] -I am gonna have to kill you. 587 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,536 Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy! 588 00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:17,537 -Hey! -[gunfire] 589 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:18,905 [ketchup splatters] 590 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:20,373 Oh, shit. 591 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,941 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. There was some left in there. 592 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,760 Oh, God. 593 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,110 It's a ketchup dispenser. 594 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,546 Came with a matching mustard gun. 595 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,914 Isn't that fun? 596 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,417 Let me get you a paper towel. 597 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,520 Hey, Dad. Dad. 598 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,787 Isn't Jeff super cool and strong, 599 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,856 and look how big he is. 600 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:40,126 Yeah, he's big, but it's-- it's genetics, you know? 601 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,961 I mean, I'm sure his dad was very big, 602 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,331 and his mother was an American bison. 603 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,401 Plus, when you get that big, you don't live that long. 604 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,502 Okay, whatever. 605 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,837 Uh, CJ, want to go outside 606 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,238 so I can show you some more dance moves? 607 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,406 Hell yeah! 608 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,742 -[both chuckle] -[laughs] 609 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,610 Oh, you're okay with him cursing like that? 610 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,512 Yeah, words can't hurt anyone. 611 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,780 Worst case, I tell him to go to bed, 612 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,416 he calls me a buck-tooth *****. [laughs] 613 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,484 [laughs awkwardly] 614 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,985 All right. 615 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,787 If you don't mind me asking, I mean, where's CJ's mom? 616 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,490 Oh, she passed away a few months ago. 617 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,158 -[mug thuds] -Yeah, she was real sick. 618 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,526 -[clanks] -Sorry to hear about that. 619 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,695 That's all right. She was gonna die anyway. 620 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:16,896 That's why we moved to a new town. 621 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,498 Make a fresh start, you know? 622 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,500 Had some money saved up from a security gig. 623 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,701 Thought I'd do the stay-at-home-dad thing 624 00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:24,700 while CJ gets acclimated. 625 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,472 What about you? 626 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,840 Your wife croak too? 627 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,942 No. She's alive and well at work. 628 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:30,243 -Oh. -Yeah. 629 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,379 She's a lawyer. I'm a forensic accountant. 630 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,800 Oh, forensics? 631 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,415 Like autopsies and stuff? 632 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,484 Forensic accountant. 633 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,719 Oh, that's boring. 634 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,121 [CJ grunts] 635 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,791 [bird caws] 636 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:48,261 So what does CJ stand for anyway? 637 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,463 Christopher Jif. 638 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,198 -Like the peanut butter? -Uh-huh. 639 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,100 Like this peanut butter? 640 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,871 The one you looked at right before you said Jif? 641 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,205 Yeah, I looked at the peanut butter 642 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,241 because I was thinking of making us 643 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,709 some peanut butter sandwiches, 644 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,778 which was CJ's mom's favorite food, 645 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,247 which is why his middle name is Jif. 646 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,915 [quirky music] 647 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:11,284 Oh, hey, look at that fun list of stuff I did for me and CJ 648 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,553 to do now that his mom went ****-up. 649 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,822 -One, make new friends. -Check. 650 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,692 -Go to Buckee Cheese. -Oh, love Buckee Cheese. 651 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,861 Do ayahuasca in the desert. 652 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,464 He's gonna love that. 653 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,333 [speaking together] Freak out the fat lady across the street. 654 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,802 [laughs] 655 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:29,969 [laughs awkwardly] 656 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,380 Dad? Dad? 657 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,740 There's a guy in the backyard watching us. 658 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,241 Where? 659 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,443 Lucas is just kidding. 660 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,911 No, I'm not. I'm serious. 661 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,279 There's a guy out there. 662 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,114 -He's just staring at us. -Come on, Lucas. 663 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,315 Hey, I got an idea. 664 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,550 Why don't we go get lunch? 665 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,118 -You guys like Buckee Cheese? -Sure. 666 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,419 You can help us cross it off the list. 667 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,787 -Can we, Dad? -Of course we can. 668 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,900 Uh, you know, he's got a dance lesson. 669 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,491 [Lucas] No, I don't. 670 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,993 Hope no one's allergic to fun. 671 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,195 I know I'm not. 672 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,896 Okay. Pile in, boys. 673 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,398 What the hell is with all the gray Odysseys? 674 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:03,570 [suspenseful music] 675 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,941 [upbeat music] 676 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,760 [kids chattering, screaming] 677 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,177 This is awesome, right? 678 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,113 -[kid] You suck. -[kid 2] Creeper. 679 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,384 Man, that kid is fearless. 680 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,919 Look at him hanging upside down from-- 681 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,621 what's he hanging upside down on? 682 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:23,156 That would be the sprinkler system. 683 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,759 Oh. Well, you know what they say. 684 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,127 A kid falls and cracks his skull, 685 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,962 -that's how they learn, right? -Mm, no. 686 00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:30,960 No, that's not how they-- 687 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,464 no one's ever said that. 688 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,633 Look at how happy he is. 689 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,968 You know, this is the first time 690 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,370 I've ever seen him smile. 691 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,939 You never--you never seen your kid smile? 692 00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:42,420 Since his mom died. 693 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,510 Yeah, like, I'm--I'm--I'm sorry. 694 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,611 You know, I can't imagine what you guys-- 695 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,913 Man, God is so good. 696 00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,249 You know, the first day my son meets his new best friend, 697 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,583 so did I. 698 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,385 [kid] Fathead. 699 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,387 -Do you want to start a band? -No. 700 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,157 Um, well, you know, uh--Jeff, look, I--I-- 701 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,358 First of all, this is--this is great. 702 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,659 -I know. -Yeah, and you... 703 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,327 you just seem like a great guy. 704 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,996 -You do. You got the thing. -[slurping] 705 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,298 And--and things are moving kind of fast with this whole thing. 706 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,670 Like, a lot is going on in my life right now 707 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,369 and it feels like, you know, you're asking a lot, you know? 708 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,171 So first of all, I want to tell you about myself. 709 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,706 I've recently got married. 710 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,541 -[foreboding music] -[Brian's voice fades] 711 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,430 It just feels like I gotta concentrate on that. 712 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:19,790 [foreboding music continues] 713 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:21,981 [Brian's voice is not heard] 714 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,988 [Brian's voice in normal volume] You really can't be best friends 715 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,358 with somebody when things are moving so fast 716 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,360 when you don't know someone so well. 717 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,428 I mean--Oh, no, no. 718 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,297 Listen, I didn't mean-- I didn't mean it like that. 719 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:42,302 [suspenseful music] 720 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,773 Hello, miss. 721 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,942 Can I get the super socks for 500 tickets, please? 722 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,617 Thanks. 723 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:02,589 [suspenseful music continues] 724 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,291 -[coins clank] -[plastic thuds] 725 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,366 -[coins clanking] -[slow motion] Whoa. 726 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,567 Holy shit! 727 00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,536 -Dude, what the hell? -You broke his face! 728 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,710 Sorry, I thought he was a friend of mine. 729 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,172 [♪ KC & The Sunshine Band: “Boogie Shoes”] 730 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:20,573 [teenage employee 2 groans] 731 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:21,675 [upbeat music] 732 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:23,176 Holy shit! 733 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,278 [teenage employee 2 screams] 734 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,513 No, no, no, no! Aahhh! 735 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,830 -[slurps] -[children laughing] 736 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,418 [exhales] 737 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,286 [Buckee] Well, hello. 738 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,221 Play with me, camper. 739 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,956 [irritated groan] No. 740 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:38,758 [teenage employee 2] Oh, my God! [screams] 741 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,427 [teenage employee 1] Holy shit! Is this real? 742 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,290 [teenage employee 2] Somebody help us! 743 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:44,640 -[Buckee giggles] -Get your hands off me. 744 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,131 Give me a hug! 745 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,566 -No, no hug. -Love me! 746 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:47,701 Get the hell away from me, you freaking weirdo. 747 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,469 [groans in slow motion] 748 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,404 [teenage employee 2] Aahh! Please stop! 749 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,439 [costume slits] 750 00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:55,408 [teenage employee 2] Oh my God. Mommy! 751 00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:58,211 Hey, give me--hey! 752 00:22:58,345 --> 00:23:00,880 Ooh, shiny. 753 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,820 Stupid! 754 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,550 Who wants to be tickled? 755 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,551 [Buckee groans] 756 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:05,552 -That's enough. -Dude. 757 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:06,619 Just give me a hug, man. 758 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:07,721 You just grabbed love handles. 759 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:08,788 You don't do that. 760 00:23:08,922 --> 00:23:12,920 [grunting, straining] 761 00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:13,493 [teenage employee 3] No, no, no! 762 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,795 Don't be such a baby! 763 00:23:15,929 --> 00:23:17,300 Give me a hug, man! 764 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,640 What's your problem? 765 00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:19,632 -Smile! -Take the photo! 766 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,167 -Smile! -Take the photo, man! 767 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:22,168 -[camera shutter clicking] -Just relax! 768 00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:24,137 -I'm not paying for that. -Yes, you are. 769 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,171 -Thanks, Lucy! -Stop it. 770 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:27,273 Ow! ***hole! 771 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,942 [Buckee blows raspberry] 772 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:31,344 [quirky action music] 773 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,546 Welcome to the jungle, *****! 774 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,548 [straining] 775 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,752 [grunts] 776 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,887 I'm gonna kick your ***! 777 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,940 [kids gasp] 778 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:49,462 [Jeff groans] 779 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:51,865 How'd you find me? 780 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:55,869 How'd you--? 781 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,238 [whimsical music] 782 00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:00,600 [fast-forwarding sound] 783 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,341 [man on speaker] All right, shooters... 784 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:02,909 [kids snicker] 785 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:04,411 [man on speaker] ...hoedown. 786 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,579 ...moves, shoot it! Let them critters have it! 787 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:07,781 [indistinct] 788 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,883 -[rapid firing of pellets] -[grunting] 789 00:24:09,983 --> 00:24:11,451 Come on, big *****! 790 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,586 -Okay. -Yippee ki-yay, mother--! 791 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,156 -Hey, Dad! -Hey, guys. 792 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:17,524 Guess you missed freakin' Buckee. 793 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:18,825 What a freakin'-- 794 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,326 Hey, look at that, pizza's here. 795 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,628 Thank you so much. 796 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,430 All right, guys, dig in. 797 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,564 What's that? 798 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,167 What is what? 799 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,135 Haven't you ever had pizza before? 800 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:30,637 No. 801 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:31,738 [scoffs] 802 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,941 Your--your dad's never taken you for pizza? 803 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:36,900 Jeff's not my dad. 804 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,110 [ominous music] 805 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,678 Jeff's not your dad? 806 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:39,779 No. 807 00:24:41,470 --> 00:24:42,749 Who...who is he? 808 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:43,983 I don't know. 809 00:24:44,117 --> 00:24:45,510 He just took me. 810 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,986 [music intensifies] 811 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,221 All right, that's it. I knew something was wrong. 812 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,522 Everybody get up, get up. Get up right now. 813 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,790 Come with me. 814 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,525 Let's go. 815 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,761 Look, ma'am, this is an emergency, okay? 816 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:55,829 His wristband doesn't match yours. 817 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,330 Okay, you're--you're okay with a kid 818 00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:59,320 dangling from a sprinkler system, 819 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,300 but all of a sudden an adult wants to leave 820 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,701 with a kid that's not his, 821 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,737 and you have a problem with that? 822 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,271 That didn't come out right, but look--look, 823 00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:06,706 do I--do I look like a predator? 824 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,774 Yeah. 825 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:08,742 Is it the windbreaker? 826 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,677 Yeah. 827 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:11,678 No! 828 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,130 Slow down! 829 00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:15,315 -[whispers] Sorry. -Look, do you know this man? 830 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,384 No. I don't know any of these people. 831 00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:18,985 That's a lie. That's a lie right there. 832 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,587 You lie. We met today at the park. 833 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,554 -You don't remember meeting us-- -Buckee, thank you. 834 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:22,789 -Please. -What's up, pal? 835 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:24,791 -Okay. -You're a tough guy now? 836 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:25,959 We've been through this already. 837 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:28,962 -[hostess] Buckee, look out! -[Buckee] Oh, shit. 838 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,364 [others scream] 839 00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:32,999 [hostess] Buckee! Holy shit! 840 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,634 -Come here, man. -[groans] 841 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:35,835 [alarm blaring] 842 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:36,803 You guys stay with me. Stay with me. 843 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,380 Hey, Lucas, stop. 844 00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:39,272 Hey, trust me, you don't have a choice. 845 00:25:39,406 --> 00:25:41,675 Hop in, boys. Seat belts. 846 00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:43,410 Hey, why did CJ tell us you're not his dad? 847 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:44,711 Because I'm not. 848 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,546 Okay. Lucas, get out of the van. 849 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,248 I can't. 850 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,916 I'm sick of this shit. 851 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,584 Bring it, *****. 852 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,553 Who the hell are you? 853 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:54,754 [dramatic strings] 854 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:55,789 Who's that guy? 855 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:57,900 A guy who wants to kill you. 856 00:25:57,190 --> 00:25:59,492 [cars revving] 857 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:00,794 -Who are they? -They want to kill you, too. 858 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,950 -Why? -Because they think you know. 859 00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:03,363 Know what? 860 00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:04,397 [Jeff] Get in, Bri! 861 00:26:04,531 --> 00:26:05,365 -[gunshot] -[Buckee screams] 862 00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:06,499 [Buckee] Shit! Man! 863 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:07,967 [gunshot, bullet ricochets] 864 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,690 I don't know anything. 865 00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:10,537 Why would they think I know? 866 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,238 [♪ The Spencer Davis Group: “Gimme Some Lovin'”] 867 00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:15,800 ♪ Twenty people knocking 'cos they're wanting some more ♪ 868 00:26:15,108 --> 00:26:17,444 ♪ Let me in baby, I don't know what you've got ♪ 869 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:19,913 [tires screeching] 870 00:26:21,114 --> 00:26:23,483 [tires screeching] 871 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:25,285 -Dad, what's going on? -Nothing. 872 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,619 We're just having a little fun. 873 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:27,654 It's just some fun, right guys? 874 00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:28,755 -You guys having fun? -Not really. 875 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:30,523 Okay, get those seat belts on now! 876 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,158 [car honks] 877 00:26:33,293 --> 00:26:34,527 [tires screech] 878 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,730 [car honks] 879 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:37,997 [car honks] 880 00:26:39,199 --> 00:26:40,300 [Lucas] He's got a gun! 881 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,735 No, no. What the hell is that? 882 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,403 [gunfire echoes] 883 00:26:43,536 --> 00:26:46,673 [tires screeching] 884 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:47,941 [gunfire] 885 00:26:51,411 --> 00:26:52,245 [Brian] What are you doing? 886 00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:53,880 We're on a freeway. 887 00:26:55,215 --> 00:26:56,549 [tires screech] 888 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:57,951 [gunfire] 889 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,653 [tires screech] 890 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:01,988 [gunfire] 891 00:27:03,256 --> 00:27:05,250 Just tell me what the hell is going on. 892 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:06,659 Hey buddies, put some headphones on 893 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,962 and throw in one of my DVDs back there. 894 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,132 [man on TV] Doctor Hannibal Lecter. 895 00:27:12,232 --> 00:27:13,233 [soft, tense music] 896 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:15,301 Can you just tell me? 897 00:27:15,402 --> 00:27:17,337 Look, they're not after me. 898 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,571 They're after CJ. 899 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,340 CJ? Why are they after him? 900 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,108 Because I rescued him from some very bad people. 901 00:27:22,242 --> 00:27:23,443 What--what kind of bad people? 902 00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:25,612 -I don't know, bad people. -Okay, that's it. 903 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:26,880 Do me a favor, pull--pull over right now. 904 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,548 -Let us out. -Oh, no way. 905 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,582 You've got one too. 906 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:31,651 What the hell? Are you kidding me? 907 00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,530 [Jeff] Oh, your child abduction photo 908 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:33,987 is way better than mine. 909 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,880 Amber Bros. 910 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:37,157 Okay, pull the car over right now. 911 00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:38,525 I'm calling the cops. That's it, you're done. 912 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:40,326 Probably not a good idea 913 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:41,795 with the whole Amber alert and all, huh? 914 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:42,829 The hell's my phone? 915 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,297 ****! 916 00:27:44,397 --> 00:27:45,665 I left it at Buckee Cheese. 917 00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:47,467 I'm not turning around, Bri-Bri. 918 00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:48,968 The hostess at Buckee Cheese thought I was, 919 00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:50,970 you know, kidnapping the kids. 920 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:52,380 Do I look like a child predator? 921 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,206 It's the windbreaker. 922 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:54,607 [car screen ringing] 923 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:55,742 [in-car voice assistant] Incoming call from Emily. 924 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,577 Dad, why is Mom calling Jeff? 925 00:27:57,711 --> 00:28:00,447 Oh, uh, because I gave Mom Jeff's contact info 926 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:01,581 -in case-- -In case what? 927 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:02,716 In case things went really well, 928 00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:04,284 and then we became, like, best friends. 929 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:05,251 We're all just, like, hanging out together. 930 00:28:05,385 --> 00:28:06,386 It's like, hey-- 931 00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:07,454 Well, we don't want to disappoint her. 932 00:28:07,587 --> 00:28:08,521 No, no, no, no. 933 00:28:08,655 --> 00:28:10,657 Emily! Hey, how you doing sweetie? 934 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:13,827 Oh, hi. Um, is this Jeff? 935 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,861 [Jeff] Hit me with it girl. 936 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:15,929 I can't wait to meet you in person. 937 00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:17,230 I've heard so many good things. 938 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,320 -Okay, hey-- -Brian won't shut up about you. 939 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:20,330 -Hey, Em. -[Emily] Hey. 940 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,368 Jeff sounds so nice. 941 00:28:21,501 --> 00:28:23,690 You said he was some kind of like dumb*** weirdo. 942 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:24,371 [Brian] No, no, no, no. He's not a weirdo. 943 00:28:24,504 --> 00:28:26,206 No, no, no. I said he's like a speirdo. 944 00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:28,608 He carries a lot of spirit and funness. 945 00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:29,876 [Emily] Oh, a speirdo? 946 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:31,544 Well, look at you making friends. 947 00:28:31,678 --> 00:28:33,460 Oh, wow. 948 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,280 Are you guys in like a high speed chase or something? 949 00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:35,448 Second one today. 950 00:28:35,582 --> 00:28:36,549 Crazy shit, right? 951 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:39,419 It's insane indeed. 952 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,221 Hey, how's that conference going? 953 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:42,455 [Emily] Pretty eventful, actually. 954 00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:44,324 You'll never guess who I ran into. 955 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:45,759 That's awesome. Say hi for me. 956 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:47,994 [phone beeping] 957 00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:49,863 [tires screech] 958 00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:50,864 Buckle in, boys. 959 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,320 What are you doing? 960 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:53,299 Relax, Bri. 961 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,869 Just let me do my thing. 962 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,370 [♪ Corona: “The Rhythm of The Night”] 963 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,905 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 964 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:00,440 ♪ The night... ♪ 965 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:01,741 [tires screech] 966 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,900 [car honks] 967 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:05,412 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 968 00:29:08,982 --> 00:29:10,950 [strains] 969 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,318 [Brian] Hey, hey. Slow down. 970 00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:13,653 -[tires screech] - You're gonna kill someone. 971 00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:14,654 [Lucas screaming] 972 00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:15,689 Hey, hey, hey! 973 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,157 ♪ Take me to the... ♪ 974 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:18,858 [screaming] 975 00:29:18,992 --> 00:29:20,160 What are you crazy? 976 00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:22,950 [laughs] 977 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:23,196 [woman] Oh, my God. 978 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:24,664 [panicked screaming] 979 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,501 ♪ Feel you give me love again ♪ 980 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:30,537 [tires screech] 981 00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:31,705 [screams] 982 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:33,340 Whoa. 983 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,776 ♪ Round and round we go each time I hear you say ♪ 984 00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:38,244 -[tires screech] -[kids groan] 985 00:29:38,378 --> 00:29:41,147 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 986 00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:43,950 ♪ The night, oh yeah ♪ 987 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:45,385 -[whistle blows] -[traffic officer] Hey, stop! 988 00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:46,920 -Stop! -No, no, no. 989 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:47,954 -Move. -[Brian] No, no, no. 990 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,155 -Move. -[whistle blows] 991 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:50,290 -Move. -No! 992 00:29:50,423 --> 00:29:52,125 Move. 993 00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:53,526 [shouts] Read the signs! 994 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:54,627 They're suggestions. 995 00:29:54,761 --> 00:29:56,363 ♪ The rhythm of the night ♪ 996 00:29:56,496 --> 00:29:58,531 [♪♪♪] 997 00:29:58,665 --> 00:30:01,334 [shouts] Hands on the wheel! Hands on the wheel! 998 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:03,336 -[car honks] -[Brian] [shouts] Oh my God! 999 00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:06,740 [woman screams] 1000 00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:08,740 [Jeff] Go, go, go! 1001 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:10,377 [Brian] [shouts] No! Holy shit! 1002 00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:11,945 [tires screech] 1003 00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:13,279 -[shouts] Hey, there's a baby! -[Lucas] Baby. 1004 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:14,814 There's a baby! 1005 00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:16,316 -Run! -[parents scream] 1006 00:30:16,449 --> 00:30:17,450 [baby cries] 1007 00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:19,119 Are you purposely trying to hit people? 1008 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:21,121 -Uh-uh. Oh, shit. -No! 1009 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,856 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 1010 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:23,957 [lemonade kid screaming] 1011 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:25,358 ♪ The night ♪ 1012 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:26,926 -[lemonade kid sobs] -♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1013 00:30:27,270 --> 00:30:28,261 Ha-ha. 1014 00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:29,195 -♪ The rhythm of the night ♪ -It's you. 1015 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,797 -No! -It's on you. 1016 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,899 Take the wheel. All right. 1017 00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:34,868 -Whoo! -Keep going. 1018 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:37,737 [tires screech] 1019 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,574 [Brian] Look out! Oh, my God. 1020 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:42,542 [kid screams] 1021 00:30:43,777 --> 00:30:46,913 [traffic noise] 1022 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,948 [man 2 on car screen] We got a problem here? 1023 00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:50,884 We got a problem here? 1024 00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:52,886 We got a problem? 1025 00:30:52,986 --> 00:30:55,355 [siren wailing] 1026 00:30:55,488 --> 00:30:56,423 [Lucas] Oh, shit. 1027 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:57,691 [Lucas] Dad, the police. 1028 00:30:57,824 --> 00:30:59,459 Oh my god! Are you serious? 1029 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:00,827 Still want me to pull over? 1030 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,462 Remember, you're a child abductor. 1031 00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:03,797 You're a child abductor, Dad? 1032 00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:04,998 -Put your headphones on. -He is. 1033 00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:08,680 [siren wailing] 1034 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:09,969 [Brian] Man, what are we gonna do? 1035 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,876 Boom! That was cool of them, right? 1036 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:21,981 [dramatic music] 1037 00:31:22,115 --> 00:31:23,583 [cars revving] 1038 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:24,617 Look at this. 1039 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:25,885 It's like our tribe. 1040 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,554 The Mama Mafia. 1041 00:31:27,654 --> 00:31:29,356 A bunch of drunk *** soccer moms. 1042 00:31:29,489 --> 00:31:30,523 Probably on their way to have lunch. 1043 00:31:30,657 --> 00:31:31,658 What kind of food? 1044 00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:32,659 [♪ Knock Hard: “Uninvited”] 1045 00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:34,194 ♪ They wanna let me in ♪ 1046 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:37,364 ♪ but they're watching my game ESPN ♪ 1047 00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:39,733 ♪ studying the moves, trying to replicate... ♪ 1048 00:31:39,866 --> 00:31:41,568 [car alarm buzzes] 1049 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:43,870 Oh, shit. 1050 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,206 A fricking pedo drives one of ours. 1051 00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:48,842 What--what are you doing? 1052 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:51,845 Blending in, Bri. Watch this shit. 1053 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:53,847 [Brian] Easy, easy. Whoa, whoa! 1054 00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:55,215 [tires screeching] 1055 00:31:55,315 --> 00:31:56,616 What the hell's she doing? 1056 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,218 -What the hell are you doing? -Look, I can't be seen. 1057 00:31:58,318 --> 00:31:59,819 You got an Amber alert on you, bro. 1058 00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:01,621 I think we're way past that. 1059 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,857 Ladies, our day has finally come. 1060 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:06,920 Pedo on the parkway, and he's right behind me. 1061 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:07,494 [Jessica] Oh my god, Leslie. What do we do? 1062 00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:09,129 Assume the diamond formation. 1063 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:10,730 This is what we train for, ladies. 1064 00:32:10,864 --> 00:32:11,865 [neck cracks] 1065 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:13,660 [Jessica] Roger that. I'm going in. 1066 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:14,467 Watch my six, Marla. 1067 00:32:14,567 --> 00:32:15,835 [Leslie] Let's castrate this mother-- 1068 00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:17,470 Whoa. Whoa. Hey, hey. Why are you slowing down? 1069 00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:19,390 Cuz your girlfriends are boxing me in. 1070 00:32:19,172 --> 00:32:20,674 [tires screech] 1071 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:21,775 It's on, Bri. 1072 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:22,842 I'm gonna ram the shit out of ‘em. 1073 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,210 Yeah, ram ‘em. 1074 00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:25,578 No, do not ram them. 1075 00:32:25,712 --> 00:32:28,648 [car revving] 1076 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:30,250 Oh, shit. 1077 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:31,818 -She's hot, bro. -[Brian] Don't start with her. 1078 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,987 [car revs] 1079 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,522 Dude, she's a firecracker. 1080 00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:37,157 I don't think I can kill this one. 1081 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:39,459 What? 1082 00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:40,427 [tires screech] 1083 00:32:40,527 --> 00:32:41,861 Whoa. Shit. 1084 00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:42,996 What up, *****? 1085 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,230 Oh, I'm the *****? 1086 00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:45,398 I'm the *****?! 1087 00:32:45,532 --> 00:32:47,167 [tires screech, crashes] 1088 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,802 Can we not try and kill her, please? 1089 00:32:48,902 --> 00:32:52,500 [suspenseful music] 1090 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:53,600 [gun cocks] 1091 00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:56,176 Eli! Eli, take your earphones out. 1092 00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:57,944 Get Mama's taser from her purse. 1093 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:01,247 No, not that one, the other taser. 1094 00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:04,317 Yeah, you're gonna put your Fortnite skills to use, sweetie. 1095 00:33:04,451 --> 00:33:06,152 See that ****face in the front seat? 1096 00:33:07,587 --> 00:33:08,521 No. 1097 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:09,656 That's man's a pervert. 1098 00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:11,191 What do we do to perverts, honey? 1099 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,193 We zap him in the ball sack. 1100 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:14,427 Face works too, honey. 1101 00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:15,929 Make Mama proud. 1102 00:33:16,290 --> 00:33:17,497 [taser whirrs] 1103 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:19,132 Little minion's trying to execute me, dude. 1104 00:33:19,232 --> 00:33:20,200 Just shut the window. 1105 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:21,868 I'm not backing down, Brian. 1106 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,303 -He's the enemy. -He's 12! 1107 00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:24,671 Exactly! 1108 00:33:24,804 --> 00:33:26,339 Eli, what the hell are you waiting for? 1109 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:27,407 Take him down! 1110 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,210 You ain't gonna do it. You ain't shit, bro. 1111 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:31,945 You ain't shit! 1112 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:33,446 [car tires screech, thuds] 1113 00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:34,547 [taser crackling] 1114 00:33:34,647 --> 00:33:37,550 [screaming] 1115 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:38,785 Oh my god! 1116 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,420 Did you just see that? 1117 00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:41,821 [tires screech] 1118 00:33:41,955 --> 00:33:43,189 [grunting] 1119 00:33:46,659 --> 00:33:47,594 [Lucas] Dad, they're not stopping! 1120 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:48,828 What are we gonna do? 1121 00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:50,230 Relax, Bri. 1122 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:52,650 These things have a way of working themselves out. 1123 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,330 [truck honks] 1124 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,167 Ooh. 1125 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,802 You see what I'm saying, Bri? 1126 00:33:55,902 --> 00:33:57,570 Woo! Yes! 1127 00:33:57,704 --> 00:33:59,172 Oh my, pound it, dude! 1128 00:33:59,272 --> 00:34:00,273 -Pound it! -[Brian] No! 1129 00:34:00,407 --> 00:34:01,408 I'm not pounding it! 1130 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,430 [Jeff laughs] 1131 00:34:07,647 --> 00:34:09,490 -Whoo! -Whoo! 1132 00:34:09,149 --> 00:34:10,750 All right, that's it. We're out of here. 1133 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:11,951 Totally. 1134 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:13,860 Let's take a breather, Bri-Bri. 1135 00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:14,287 Stop calling me Bri-Bri, okay? 1136 00:34:14,421 --> 00:34:15,288 We're not friends. 1137 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:16,790 Wow. 1138 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:18,625 What the hell is that? 1139 00:34:18,758 --> 00:34:20,930 Thanks to your creepy Amber alert, 1140 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:21,161 we got to steal another one. 1141 00:34:21,294 --> 00:34:22,295 You stole that? 1142 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,531 You think I bought some *****-*** minivan? 1143 00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:25,965 That's it. CJ, Lucas, we are going. 1144 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:27,233 We're out of here. 1145 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:28,234 You're not taking CJ. 1146 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:29,636 Oh, I absolutely am. 1147 00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:31,400 -Where are you gonna go? -Home. 1148 00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:32,720 Out of here. 1149 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:33,606 Away from this freaking insanity. 1150 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,574 -[screaming] -[tires screeching] 1151 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:35,575 -Yeah. -[loud crash] 1152 00:34:35,709 --> 00:34:36,609 [man] Oh, my God! 1153 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:38,244 Not a good idea, Bri-Bri. 1154 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:42,482 Really? Why not? 1155 00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:44,217 ‘Cause they're gonna find you and your family 1156 00:34:44,317 --> 00:34:46,419 and murder the shit out of every last one of you. 1157 00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:47,454 [faint rattle] 1158 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:48,521 What's your problem? 1159 00:34:48,655 --> 00:34:50,990 Hey, Lucas, stay in eyesight, huh? 1160 00:34:51,124 --> 00:34:52,292 How are they gonna find me, huh? 1161 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:53,860 Cause they found me, Bri. 1162 00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:55,462 And I drove 200 miles to escape 'em. 1163 00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:56,830 Ugh. 1164 00:34:58,998 --> 00:35:00,660 Okay. 1165 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,668 [whimsical music] 1166 00:35:05,538 --> 00:35:06,840 Wait. 1167 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,541 Okay, if I tell you the story, you gotta promise 1168 00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:10,276 -to keep an open mind. -[sighs] 1169 00:35:10,410 --> 00:35:12,120 You don't look like you're gonna keep an open mind. 1170 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:14,114 I will keep an open mind. Can you just go? 1171 00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:16,916 So remember that security gig I took when I left the army? 1172 00:35:18,151 --> 00:35:20,487 Well, it was at this top secret building. 1173 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:22,355 I didn't know who owned it or what went on in there 1174 00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:24,591 because I was never allowed inside. 1175 00:35:24,691 --> 00:35:26,126 The job was pretty strenuous. 1176 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:27,861 Lots of problem solving. 1177 00:35:27,994 --> 00:35:30,296 And I got to pretend I was Kung Fu freaking Panda, 1178 00:35:30,397 --> 00:35:31,564 which was pretty freaking awesome. 1179 00:35:31,698 --> 00:35:32,632 Hiya! 1180 00:35:32,732 --> 00:35:34,334 [clanks softly] 1181 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,536 So all I was told to do was patrol the area 1182 00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,838 and submit to random drug tests, Ow. 1183 00:35:38,938 --> 00:35:40,573 which I have no idea how I passed, 1184 00:35:40,707 --> 00:35:44,577 'cause there's like literally no chance I passed. 1185 00:35:44,711 --> 00:35:46,980 Anyway, so when I was working this top secret building, 1186 00:35:47,113 --> 00:35:48,415 the only other employee I ever saw there 1187 00:35:48,548 --> 00:35:49,482 was this bearded dude 1188 00:35:49,616 --> 00:35:52,152 who looked just like Zach Galifianakis. 1189 00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:54,487 But it wasn't him, 'cause I asked him once and he said, 1190 00:35:54,621 --> 00:35:56,423 "No, but I get that all the time." 1191 00:35:56,523 --> 00:35:59,125 You see, we were never allowed to give our real names. 1192 00:35:59,259 --> 00:36:02,195 So I just called him Galifianak-ish. 1193 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:03,997 So a few weeks ago, 1194 00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:06,199 this truck pulls up to the warehouse with a package, 1195 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,567 which was super weird 1196 00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:09,235 because I don't even have an Amazon account. 1197 00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:12,380 [car hinges creak] 1198 00:36:12,172 --> 00:36:13,707 I didn't want to leave it outside all night 1199 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,800 in case it was something super important, 1200 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:16,376 like the Ark of the Covenant. 1201 00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:17,544 [owl hooting] 1202 00:36:18,712 --> 00:36:19,946 [door alarm buzzes] 1203 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:21,247 So I brought it in. 1204 00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:24,484 [laughs] And that's when I heard it. 1205 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:26,586 -[loud thud] -Oh, shit. 1206 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,755 You're surrounded, ******! 1207 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:30,490 We're--we're all gonna blow your head off. 1208 00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:32,250 [answered knock on wall] 1209 00:36:32,158 --> 00:36:33,526 Oh my god. Who's there? 1210 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:35,295 [CJ] I'm in here. 1211 00:36:35,428 --> 00:36:36,463 [Jeff] So I busted through the door 1212 00:36:36,596 --> 00:36:38,640 because I'm big and freaking awesome. 1213 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:41,134 [gentle piano chords] 1214 00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:42,669 And then what did I do? 1215 00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:44,370 [♪ Harry Nilsson: “Without You”] 1216 00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:46,239 ♪ I can't live... ♪ 1217 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:48,842 I rescued him like a rescuer. 1218 00:36:48,942 --> 00:36:50,343 Like the Yellowstone guy from The Bodyguard , 1219 00:36:50,443 --> 00:36:53,380 but way more bad*** and cool. 1220 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,948 ♪ I can't give... ♪ 1221 00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:57,417 And there you have it. 1222 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,520 -There you have it? -Yeah. 1223 00:36:59,152 --> 00:37:01,221 You are gorilla-*** crazy. 1224 00:37:01,321 --> 00:37:02,655 Do you understand that? 1225 00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:04,190 [♪ Scott Lee Miller: “Destroy”] ♪ Destroy ♪ 1226 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:05,925 Agh! 1227 00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:07,527 Liquid Psycho. 1228 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,496 This stuff's amazing, huh? 1229 00:37:09,629 --> 00:37:12,298 [both gulping] 1230 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:14,834 A thousand milligrams of caffeine. 1231 00:37:14,968 --> 00:37:16,403 Is that a lot? 1232 00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:21,441 I mean, I feel like I'm on fire. 1233 00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:25,245 Like I'm riding a dragon, like, like I'm white lightning! 1234 00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:28,148 [rock music] 1235 00:37:28,281 --> 00:37:30,316 [man] Kids! Kids! 1236 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,652 [passerby] Oh my god! Calm down! 1237 00:37:34,954 --> 00:37:36,589 [growling] 1238 00:37:36,690 --> 00:37:38,758 [♪ Léo Delibes: “Flower Duet”] 1239 00:37:38,858 --> 00:37:40,593 [upbeat music] 1240 00:37:40,694 --> 00:37:41,961 [both screaming] 1241 00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:46,733 [♪ Léo Delibes: “Flower Duet”] 1242 00:37:46,866 --> 00:37:49,536 [upbeat music] 1243 00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:52,605 [suspenseful music] 1244 00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:54,441 [car tire screeches] 1245 00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:57,344 [suspenseful music continues] 1246 00:37:58,511 --> 00:38:02,148 [phone beeping] 1247 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:06,419 [tracker beeping] 1248 00:38:10,657 --> 00:38:12,359 [cars revving] 1249 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,796 Now, who are these guys? 1250 00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:18,865 Why don't we just go to the cops? 1251 00:38:18,998 --> 00:38:22,402 Well, there was a little misunderstanding. 1252 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:23,837 What type of misunderstanding? 1253 00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:26,539 Good morning. So here's the deal. 1254 00:38:26,673 --> 00:38:28,875 He's not my kid, but he's definitely someone's kid, 1255 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:29,876 so I had to steal him away. 1256 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,411 But now that I stole him, 1257 00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:34,781 I think someone's coming after us trying to kill us. 1258 00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:36,249 You guys know what I'm saying, right? 1259 00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:38,385 [♪ Harry Nilsson: “Without You”] 1260 00:38:38,451 --> 00:38:41,488 ♪ I can't live ♪ 1261 00:38:42,188 --> 00:38:45,525 -♪ if living is without you ♪ - [gunshot echoes] 1262 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:48,628 ♪ Can't live ♪ 1263 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:50,830 That is quite a misunderstanding. 1264 00:38:50,964 --> 00:38:52,399 Right? 1265 00:38:52,532 --> 00:38:57,504 So cops are kind of out of the question now. 1266 00:38:57,637 --> 00:38:58,672 What? 1267 00:38:58,772 --> 00:39:00,740 [distant chatter] 1268 00:39:00,874 --> 00:39:05,745 [foreboding music] 1269 00:39:11,317 --> 00:39:12,252 Is he coming? 1270 00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:14,120 Check it. I stole these. 1271 00:39:16,156 --> 00:39:17,490 No freakin' way. 1272 00:39:17,624 --> 00:39:19,250 Pukas. 1273 00:39:19,159 --> 00:39:20,794 What's up, Pukas? 1274 00:39:20,927 --> 00:39:21,928 Is this your new girlfriend? 1275 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,196 [mean kid laughs] 1276 00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:25,650 [distant car revving] 1277 00:39:25,198 --> 00:39:26,566 We got a problem here? 1278 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:27,567 [♪ N.W.A.: “Straight Outta Compton”] 1279 00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:31,400 We got a problem here, punk ***? 1280 00:39:32,238 --> 00:39:34,574 -[mean kids gasp] -[mean kid] Oh, shit. 1281 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:35,608 You're frickin' dead. 1282 00:39:35,742 --> 00:39:36,676 ♪ Straight outta Compton ♪ 1283 00:39:36,776 --> 00:39:38,912 ♪ crazy brotha named Ice Cube ♪ 1284 00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:40,880 ♪ from the stupid-dope gang wit a attitude ♪ 1285 00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:42,820 ♪ So when I'm in your neighborhood ♪ 1286 00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:43,283 ♪ you better duck ♪ 1287 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,585 ♪ 'cause Ice Cube is crazy as...♪ 1288 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,121 ♪ as I leave believe I'm stompin' now ♪ 1289 00:39:49,856 --> 00:39:51,240 [mean kid grunts] 1290 00:39:52,592 --> 00:39:54,594 -Yeah! -♪ Compton ♪ 1291 00:39:54,694 --> 00:39:56,296 So nothing you've told me is true. 1292 00:39:56,429 --> 00:39:57,831 There's no dead wife. 1293 00:39:57,964 --> 00:39:59,650 Well, that's good news, right? 1294 00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:00,633 Okay. So let me get this straight. 1295 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:03,360 There's a group of hardcore guys out there that wanna kill me 1296 00:40:03,169 --> 00:40:05,739 and my entire family, all because you stole CJ 1297 00:40:05,872 --> 00:40:07,400 from some secret facility. 1298 00:40:07,173 --> 00:40:08,740 -Is that it? -Yeah. 1299 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,430 Anything else you lied about? 1300 00:40:10,176 --> 00:40:11,711 [awkward laugh] Actually, I might have lied 1301 00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:12,712 about something else. 1302 00:40:12,846 --> 00:40:13,947 Yeah, I'm feeling that. 1303 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,384 CJ's name isn't Christopher Jif. 1304 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:18,618 It's not? 1305 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,719 That's a peanut butter. 1306 00:40:19,819 --> 00:40:21,221 I don't know what it stands for. 1307 00:40:21,321 --> 00:40:23,590 So, you're right, Bri. 1308 00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:25,458 All we have is each other now. 1309 00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:26,860 I never said that. 1310 00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:28,628 Lucas, CJ, let's go. 1311 00:40:28,795 --> 00:40:29,662 Where the hell are they? 1312 00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:31,464 Lucas! CJ! 1313 00:40:31,564 --> 00:40:32,799 CJ! 1314 00:40:32,899 --> 00:40:34,234 -[car revving] -[tires screech] 1315 00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:35,335 -[woman screams] -[Brian] Oh, my God! 1316 00:40:35,468 --> 00:40:36,403 They found us. 1317 00:40:38,538 --> 00:40:39,439 [car revving] 1318 00:40:39,572 --> 00:40:40,407 [Brian] What are you doing? 1319 00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:41,408 Stealing a car. 1320 00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:44,711 Eenie-meenie-miney-mo. 1321 00:40:44,844 --> 00:40:47,147 Now is this meant to be or is this meant to be? 1322 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,882 -I'm gonna get my kid. -Bri-Bri! 1323 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:51,117 Damn it. 1324 00:40:54,654 --> 00:40:56,990 [phone beeping] 1325 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,964 [faint music] 1326 00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:06,533 -[suspenseful music] -Lucas! 1327 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:13,673 Lucas! 1328 00:41:13,773 --> 00:41:15,575 -[woman] What's happening? -Lucas! 1329 00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:17,444 [woman] She brought a casserole. It was awful. 1330 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:25,719 [foreboding music] 1331 00:41:29,322 --> 00:41:30,690 [car revs] 1332 00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:32,192 -Lucas! -[woman] What's going on? 1333 00:41:33,526 --> 00:41:34,994 Lucas! 1334 00:41:35,128 --> 00:41:36,730 [gunshot] 1335 00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:38,131 [woman] Oh, my God! 1336 00:41:42,168 --> 00:41:44,371 [panicked screaming] 1337 00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:45,872 Lucas! 1338 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,377 [suspenseful music] 1339 00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:51,845 Lucas! 1340 00:41:55,415 --> 00:41:56,416 [gasps] 1341 00:41:56,549 --> 00:41:58,840 It's okay. It's okay. 1342 00:41:58,218 --> 00:41:59,719 I got you, all right? 1343 00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:03,957 -You're safe, you're safe. -No, no. Where's Jeff? 1344 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:05,191 We don't need Jeff, okay? 1345 00:42:05,325 --> 00:42:07,427 No, we gotta find Jeff. 1346 00:42:07,527 --> 00:42:09,763 He needs to protect us, Dad. 1347 00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:11,331 We gotta find him. 1348 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,350 No, no, no! 1349 00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:16,369 [Lucas] No! 1350 00:42:16,503 --> 00:42:17,504 No! No, no, no! No! 1351 00:42:17,637 --> 00:42:19,839 -[gunman grunts] -[tires screech] 1352 00:42:19,939 --> 00:42:21,410 You see that? 1353 00:42:21,174 --> 00:42:22,409 Sick, right? 1354 00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:24,770 [laughs] God, I'm good! 1355 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:25,578 Okay, not bad. 1356 00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:27,800 [tires screech] 1357 00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:31,451 [dramatic music] 1358 00:42:31,584 --> 00:42:32,719 Dad, they're still coming. 1359 00:42:32,819 --> 00:42:34,587 Go, go, go, go! 1360 00:42:36,656 --> 00:42:37,524 Are they coming? 1361 00:42:37,657 --> 00:42:38,925 [music trails off] 1362 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:41,628 How do they keep finding us? 1363 00:42:41,761 --> 00:42:43,463 You thinking Treadstone? 1364 00:42:43,596 --> 00:42:44,998 Okay, that's a movie. That's not real. 1365 00:42:45,131 --> 00:42:46,366 You know, the way they track Matt Damon. 1366 00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:48,501 You know, everything on us is traceable. 1367 00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:50,537 That's it. They have my phone. 1368 00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:52,439 They're--they're tracking Lucas with my phone. 1369 00:42:52,572 --> 00:42:53,907 Okay, Lucas, take your GPS button 1370 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,410 and turn it off, okay? 1371 00:42:55,175 --> 00:42:56,420 And keep it off. 1372 00:42:56,176 --> 00:42:57,210 [GPS tracker beeps] 1373 00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:58,278 Yeah, keep it off, Lucas. 1374 00:42:58,411 --> 00:43:00,213 This is all your fault. 1375 00:43:00,347 --> 00:43:01,214 I'm kidding, dude. 1376 00:43:01,314 --> 00:43:02,615 I'm kidding. 1377 00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:05,118 It's mostly your fault, but not all your fault. 1378 00:43:05,251 --> 00:43:06,653 Thanks for what you did back there. 1379 00:43:07,887 --> 00:43:09,823 That was really cool of you. 1380 00:43:09,956 --> 00:43:10,824 Cool. 1381 00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:11,991 [chuckles] 1382 00:43:14,494 --> 00:43:16,730 -[groans] -Ow. 1383 00:43:16,863 --> 00:43:19,232 [car revving] 1384 00:43:19,366 --> 00:43:22,202 [Brian] Huh, this is crazy. 1385 00:43:22,335 --> 00:43:24,204 I don't even know what I'm thinking, man. 1386 00:43:24,337 --> 00:43:26,272 -What? -Can't even be a good dad. 1387 00:43:26,406 --> 00:43:27,841 What are you talking about? 1388 00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:30,243 You're the one who saved him, Bri. 1389 00:43:30,377 --> 00:43:32,245 You're a great dad. 1390 00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:34,948 And you got a great kid. 1391 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:36,216 Kid who loves you. 1392 00:43:37,650 --> 00:43:38,885 I don't know about that. 1393 00:43:40,887 --> 00:43:45,250 You know...I gotta tell you being a stepdad is... 1394 00:43:45,158 --> 00:43:48,695 I thought I'd have kids in my 20s or 30s. 1395 00:43:48,828 --> 00:43:49,796 That didn't happen. 1396 00:43:49,929 --> 00:43:51,364 I was okay with that. 1397 00:43:51,498 --> 00:43:53,733 But then they put Emily in my life 1398 00:43:53,867 --> 00:43:56,403 and I was like, wow, you know, this amazing woman 1399 00:43:56,536 --> 00:43:59,673 who's kind of out of my league. 1400 00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:02,375 Totally out of your league. Like way, way out. 1401 00:44:02,509 --> 00:44:03,743 -Okay. -Like looks. 1402 00:44:03,877 --> 00:44:05,779 -Yeah, that. -Personality. 1403 00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:07,147 Pretty much every way possible. 1404 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,616 I got it. I got what you're saying. 1405 00:44:09,749 --> 00:44:11,317 And she came with this kid... 1406 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,256 [gentle music] 1407 00:44:16,356 --> 00:44:22,295 and he started calling me Dad and I was like, “Oh, man.” 1408 00:44:22,429 --> 00:44:25,365 You know, I don't know how to do this stuff, you know? 1409 00:44:25,498 --> 00:44:29,202 And I thought I didn't even deserve to be called Dad. 1410 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:33,600 I started feeling bad for him, you know? 1411 00:44:33,106 --> 00:44:35,508 He got saddled with an old guy like me. 1412 00:44:35,608 --> 00:44:37,944 What are you, a cool guy like you? 1413 00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:40,213 Bri, you're a great guy. 1414 00:44:40,347 --> 00:44:44,250 Like, I'd kill to have a dad like you. 1415 00:44:44,384 --> 00:44:46,786 And the way you take care of him is so cool. 1416 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,791 [soft, uneasy music] 1417 00:44:54,494 --> 00:44:57,300 We gotta get them some place safe, okay? 1418 00:44:57,163 --> 00:44:59,499 Some place completely off the grid. 1419 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,903 I know just the place. 1420 00:45:04,370 --> 00:45:06,239 They'll never find us. 1421 00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:11,444 [mellow music] 1422 00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:13,413 This is where we're hiding out? 1423 00:45:13,546 --> 00:45:14,781 Sick, right? 1424 00:45:15,949 --> 00:45:17,417 -[old man gasps] -[woman screams] 1425 00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:18,418 [car door closes] 1426 00:45:19,953 --> 00:45:20,787 [door knocking] 1427 00:45:21,421 --> 00:45:23,656 -Look at you. -[woman] Gordon, I'm naked! 1428 00:45:24,824 --> 00:45:26,260 -Jeff? -Hey, Gordon. 1429 00:45:26,159 --> 00:45:27,193 Hey. 1430 00:45:27,327 --> 00:45:28,328 Brian, this is Gordon, 1431 00:45:28,461 --> 00:45:30,730 -my estranged deadbeat dad. -Pleasure. 1432 00:45:30,864 --> 00:45:33,199 That's Lucas, Brian's son, and this here is CJ. 1433 00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:36,690 Ah, you never told me you had a kid. 1434 00:45:36,202 --> 00:45:37,700 I don't have a kid. 1435 00:45:37,203 --> 00:45:39,406 Are you blind? 1436 00:45:39,539 --> 00:45:42,208 He's the spitting image of you when you were his age. 1437 00:45:42,342 --> 00:45:44,177 I think. 1438 00:45:44,277 --> 00:45:46,946 Did, uh, Jeff mention I abandoned him 1439 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:47,981 when he was four? 1440 00:45:48,114 --> 00:45:49,149 Not yet, no, no. 1441 00:45:49,282 --> 00:45:50,316 Good. Good. 1442 00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:51,651 Well, come on in. 1443 00:45:51,785 --> 00:45:53,653 Let's go. 1444 00:45:53,787 --> 00:45:55,689 Hey, can you believe he's still mad at me 1445 00:45:55,822 --> 00:45:58,591 for something that happened 30 years ago? 1446 00:45:58,692 --> 00:46:01,294 You dropped me off in an orphanage for girls. 1447 00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:04,464 And you're welcome. [chuckles] 1448 00:46:04,564 --> 00:46:06,966 Brian, [clears throat] when--when his mom died, 1449 00:46:07,670 --> 00:46:09,135 I mean, I just--I panicked. 1450 00:46:09,235 --> 00:46:10,904 It was just me. 1451 00:46:11,370 --> 00:46:13,707 I was young, stupid. 1452 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:17,444 I was afraid I was in over my head being a dad, 1453 00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:20,914 but kept tabs on you, didn't I? 1454 00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:23,149 Here we go. This is what I want to show you. 1455 00:46:23,283 --> 00:46:24,617 Here we go. 1456 00:46:24,751 --> 00:46:29,856 See, you two are dead ringers. 1457 00:46:29,989 --> 00:46:34,527 Oh, look at my little Jeffy with all his foster families. 1458 00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,596 You're a lucky ******. 1459 00:46:36,696 --> 00:46:37,864 Well... 1460 00:46:37,997 --> 00:46:39,199 He's not wrong. 1461 00:46:39,332 --> 00:46:40,367 He looks just like you. 1462 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,970 CJ's my son? 1463 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:46,206 [soft, inquisitive music] 1464 00:46:46,339 --> 00:46:47,273 What's going on here? 1465 00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:48,408 How's that even possible? 1466 00:46:48,541 --> 00:46:49,943 Do you even know who his mom is? 1467 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:51,745 Due to my deep-seated emotional issues, 1468 00:46:51,878 --> 00:46:53,747 I've easily slept with thousands and thousands 1469 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,480 and thousands of women. 1470 00:46:55,148 --> 00:46:56,483 You're welcome. 1471 00:46:56,616 --> 00:46:58,151 How many women have you slept with, Dad? 1472 00:46:58,284 --> 00:47:00,954 That's not your business. That's none of your business. 1473 00:47:01,870 --> 00:47:05,925 [music continues] 1474 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,927 So you're my son, little man. 1475 00:47:10,296 --> 00:47:12,365 No wonder you're so handsome and awesome. 1476 00:47:12,499 --> 00:47:13,500 Hell yeah. 1477 00:47:13,633 --> 00:47:15,168 We're gonna make such a good team. 1478 00:47:15,301 --> 00:47:16,403 We're gonna have so much fun together. 1479 00:47:16,536 --> 00:47:17,837 Up high. [grunts] 1480 00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:19,506 [laughs] 1481 00:47:19,606 --> 00:47:20,674 Hey, Jeff. 1482 00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:24,177 -Hey, Gordon. -Yeah. 1483 00:47:24,277 --> 00:47:26,546 Can I talk to you for a second? 1484 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,881 Look, um... 1485 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:32,752 we need a favor. 1486 00:47:32,886 --> 00:47:34,120 These guys keep coming after us. 1487 00:47:34,254 --> 00:47:36,823 It's not safe for the kids. 1488 00:47:36,956 --> 00:47:38,992 Can we leave them here for a bit? 1489 00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:40,260 We're hoping you can look after them for a while 1490 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,429 until we figure all this out. 1491 00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:44,698 [poignant music] 1492 00:47:44,831 --> 00:47:48,401 Yeah, um... 1493 00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:49,736 Will you help me, Dad? 1494 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:54,774 I can't. Sorry... 1495 00:47:57,410 --> 00:48:00,880 I'm just not that...guy. 1496 00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:07,153 [music continues] 1497 00:48:11,691 --> 00:48:12,926 [door opens] 1498 00:48:16,963 --> 00:48:17,964 You okay? 1499 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,836 Man, we gotta find out why they did this to you. 1500 00:48:22,969 --> 00:48:24,704 You know, why would anyone want a kid from me? 1501 00:48:27,974 --> 00:48:30,844 Why should I be a dad? 1502 00:48:30,977 --> 00:48:32,779 You saw mine. 1503 00:48:32,912 --> 00:48:34,447 That's why I enlisted. 1504 00:48:34,581 --> 00:48:36,182 You know, I had my own team. 1505 00:48:36,282 --> 00:48:38,284 Finally had a family. 1506 00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:39,819 And I couldn't even do that right. 1507 00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:41,154 [muffled explosion] 1508 00:48:41,287 --> 00:48:44,224 [muffled rapid gunfire] 1509 00:48:44,324 --> 00:48:47,827 -[soft music] -[shuddering breaths] 1510 00:48:47,961 --> 00:48:50,163 [teammate's voice] Sarge, what are you doing? 1511 00:48:50,296 --> 00:48:51,498 Take him out! 1512 00:48:52,966 --> 00:48:54,200 [Jeff's voice] I couldn't do it, 1513 00:48:54,334 --> 00:48:56,200 so they court-martialed me. 1514 00:48:56,136 --> 00:48:56,970 [gavel thuds, echoes] 1515 00:49:00,874 --> 00:49:03,977 You're still my perfect soldier, Jeff. 1516 00:49:04,770 --> 00:49:06,946 I wish I had more of you. 1517 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,515 Perfect soldier, my ***. 1518 00:49:11,117 --> 00:49:12,752 That's not a flaw, man, at all. 1519 00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:14,954 I gotta be honest, it sounds like that colonel guy, 1520 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,790 like he really liked you. 1521 00:49:16,923 --> 00:49:19,159 Yeah, Colonel Kurtz. 1522 00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:21,428 He always had my back. 1523 00:49:21,561 --> 00:49:23,290 That's what it's all about, see? 1524 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,167 Letting them know that we have their backs. 1525 00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:29,102 [♪ Charlie Nguyen Kim: "Rolling Memories"] 1526 00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:30,870 ♪ I got it, you got it ♪ 1527 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:32,906 ♪ Mm, they want it ♪ 1528 00:49:34,407 --> 00:49:35,342 [moans] 1529 00:49:38,111 --> 00:49:39,120 [both moan] 1530 00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:40,680 Wow, yeah. 1531 00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:41,948 He's definitely your son. 1532 00:49:43,249 --> 00:49:44,517 [both moan] 1533 00:49:51,991 --> 00:49:53,930 What are you doing? 1534 00:49:53,226 --> 00:49:54,961 Uh, nothing. I mean, we just... 1535 00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:56,290 It's kind of like we eat the same thing. 1536 00:49:56,162 --> 00:49:58,198 It's like, you know, just like when you... 1537 00:49:58,331 --> 00:50:00,467 You were eating [indistinct]. 1538 00:50:02,936 --> 00:50:05,505 We gotta figure out why they did this to you. 1539 00:50:05,638 --> 00:50:08,375 You don't know anyone in that top secret... 1540 00:50:08,508 --> 00:50:10,310 whatever? 1541 00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:11,678 [ping sound] 1542 00:50:13,847 --> 00:50:16,249 -Zach Galifianak-ish. -Whoa, whoa. 1543 00:50:16,383 --> 00:50:18,510 Easy, easy, easy. 1544 00:50:18,184 --> 00:50:19,185 I'm good. 1545 00:50:19,285 --> 00:50:20,286 [up-tempo music] 1546 00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:22,222 How in the world are we gonna find this guy? 1547 00:50:22,322 --> 00:50:23,556 We're gonna pretend to bang him. 1548 00:50:23,656 --> 00:50:24,758 What? 1549 00:50:27,494 --> 00:50:28,495 [car doors banging] 1550 00:50:29,662 --> 00:50:31,131 Zach couldn't get women 1551 00:50:31,264 --> 00:50:33,266 so he'd come to me to help him with all his dating apps. 1552 00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:34,868 Zach had no game. 1553 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:36,670 -Obviously, I do. -Mm. 1554 00:50:36,803 --> 00:50:39,506 So I'd pretend to be him and text all these girls for him 1555 00:50:39,639 --> 00:50:41,410 and I was amazing at it. 1556 00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:43,677 Whoo-hoo! 1557 00:50:43,810 --> 00:50:45,211 Daddy's back in business. 1558 00:50:45,345 --> 00:50:46,846 Oh boy. 1559 00:50:46,946 --> 00:50:48,448 This is the one. 1560 00:50:48,581 --> 00:50:50,183 I can get this one. 1561 00:50:50,283 --> 00:50:51,384 Why is that? 1562 00:50:51,518 --> 00:50:54,154 Because she's half blind! 1563 00:50:54,287 --> 00:50:56,289 She can't even see me. 1564 00:50:56,423 --> 00:50:57,891 That's pretty sweet. 1565 00:50:57,991 --> 00:51:00,760 Dude, is that my body? 1566 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:02,295 Yeah, yeah. I should have asked. 1567 00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:03,296 I got excited. 1568 00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:04,330 [ping sound] 1569 00:51:04,464 --> 00:51:05,432 [Jeff] And that's the plan. 1570 00:51:05,532 --> 00:51:07,534 We're gonna catfish this bag of shit. 1571 00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:08,835 We don't need to find him. 1572 00:51:08,968 --> 00:51:10,737 We're gonna bring him to us. 1573 00:51:10,870 --> 00:51:14,341 And our fake profile name will be...Candi. 1574 00:51:14,474 --> 00:51:15,342 [phone beeps] 1575 00:51:15,475 --> 00:51:16,476 Candi? 1576 00:51:16,576 --> 00:51:17,877 What, you want to call her Karen? 1577 00:51:18,110 --> 00:51:19,179 -I like Candi, Dad. -Would you just-- 1578 00:51:19,279 --> 00:51:22,916 Hey, just put your headphones on and stop listening. 1579 00:51:23,490 --> 00:51:24,184 You sit back. 1580 00:51:24,284 --> 00:51:25,518 Let a master do the work. 1581 00:51:25,618 --> 00:51:27,253 Okay. 1582 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:30,957 Well, hello, handsome sailor. 1583 00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:33,126 [Siri's voice] Well, hello handsome sailor. 1584 00:51:33,259 --> 00:51:34,661 Ugh, here we go again. 1585 00:51:34,794 --> 00:51:37,364 [Siri's voice] I just got into town and you are hot. 1586 00:51:37,497 --> 00:51:41,468 Russian bots. Nice try, Putin. 1587 00:51:41,601 --> 00:51:43,436 Blocked. 1588 00:51:43,536 --> 00:51:44,471 [Siri's voice] This user has blocked you. 1589 00:51:44,571 --> 00:51:45,572 What? 1590 00:51:45,705 --> 00:51:46,573 All right, just give me the phone. 1591 00:51:46,706 --> 00:51:48,508 -Give it to me, all right? -Relax, Bri. 1592 00:51:48,641 --> 00:51:51,211 Look, maybe this time you just come in a little slower. 1593 00:51:51,344 --> 00:51:55,810 Listen, you wanna get smashed or what? 1594 00:51:55,215 --> 00:51:56,182 Ugh. 1595 00:51:56,282 --> 00:51:57,584 Report. 1596 00:51:57,717 --> 00:51:58,885 [Siri's voice] This user has reported you. 1597 00:51:59,190 --> 00:52:00,860 What is his problem? 1598 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:01,454 Give me this thing. You're done. 1599 00:52:01,588 --> 00:52:02,655 What are you gonna do? 1600 00:52:02,789 --> 00:52:03,790 I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. 1601 00:52:03,923 --> 00:52:05,992 I'm gonna come in nice and slow, but steady. 1602 00:52:06,126 --> 00:52:07,930 [computer beeps] 1603 00:52:07,227 --> 00:52:08,428 [Siri's voice] Hi, I'm Emily. 1604 00:52:08,528 --> 00:52:09,996 Nice to meet you. 1605 00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,365 Oh, I'm on fire tonight. 1606 00:52:12,499 --> 00:52:15,100 I just read your profile. 1607 00:52:15,135 --> 00:52:19,372 I, too, am interested in... Pterodactyls, bulimia, 1608 00:52:19,506 --> 00:52:22,876 Love is Blind, and the Mormon culture. 1609 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:24,411 Oh, this is so annoying. 1610 00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:28,548 Yes, it seems like we have much in common, 1611 00:52:30,850 --> 00:52:33,190 but now who's your favorite Mormon? 1612 00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:34,387 Favorite Mormon? 1613 00:52:34,487 --> 00:52:37,957 Favorite Mormon. Uh... 1614 00:52:38,910 --> 00:52:39,920 Top Gun Maverick. 1615 00:52:39,225 --> 00:52:40,460 Not even a person. 1616 00:52:40,593 --> 00:52:41,494 Jay-Z. 1617 00:52:41,628 --> 00:52:42,996 [computer beeps] 1618 00:52:43,129 --> 00:52:46,320 [Siri's voice] My favorite Mormon is, of course, Jay-Z. 1619 00:52:46,166 --> 00:52:47,500 Oh, she's the one. 1620 00:52:47,634 --> 00:52:52,138 It is so nice to talk with someone actually normal here. 1621 00:52:52,238 --> 00:52:57,430 I hate when people come across so disgusting and aggressive. 1622 00:52:57,177 --> 00:53:00,680 Get your grubby thoughts off of me, you know? 1623 00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:01,915 Totally. 1624 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,850 So do you want to get smashed or not? 1625 00:53:03,950 --> 00:53:04,851 [notification beeps] 1626 00:53:04,951 --> 00:53:06,860 Yeah. 1627 00:53:06,219 --> 00:53:07,454 You see what I'm saying, Bri? 1628 00:53:09,823 --> 00:53:15,161 You want to know what really turns me on? 1629 00:53:15,295 --> 00:53:16,996 [whimsical music] 1630 00:53:17,130 --> 00:53:19,299 ♪ I'm just a boy ♪ 1631 00:53:19,432 --> 00:53:22,302 ♪ about to make love to a woman ♪ 1632 00:53:22,435 --> 00:53:26,706 ♪ about to make love to a woman ♪ 1633 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,409 ♪ some call it intercourse ♪ 1634 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,780 [scanner beeps] 1635 00:53:33,246 --> 00:53:35,248 -Oh, no. -Mm-hm. 1636 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:36,750 Oh, not again. 1637 00:53:36,883 --> 00:53:38,852 -Sup, *****? -Got you, fool. 1638 00:53:38,952 --> 00:53:40,820 Mmm, not going to jail. 1639 00:53:40,954 --> 00:53:41,788 Eat shit, [indistinct]. 1640 00:53:41,921 --> 00:53:42,989 [screams] 1641 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:44,958 [sobs] 1642 00:53:45,910 --> 00:53:45,992 Okay. 1643 00:53:47,427 --> 00:53:51,164 You and I are gonna have a very calm conversation. 1644 00:53:53,767 --> 00:53:55,368 [shouts] What did you do to my son? 1645 00:53:55,502 --> 00:53:57,303 Dude, just please take the hood off. 1646 00:53:57,404 --> 00:53:59,500 I already know who you are, dumb***. 1647 00:53:59,139 --> 00:54:00,573 Oh, shit. Really? 1648 00:54:00,707 --> 00:54:01,708 Yeah, Jeff. 1649 00:54:01,841 --> 00:54:04,440 You're a pretty specific looking guy. 1650 00:54:04,177 --> 00:54:05,278 Damn it! 1651 00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,113 [grunting] 1652 00:54:08,515 --> 00:54:09,549 I want answers. 1653 00:54:09,683 --> 00:54:11,284 Now. 1654 00:54:11,418 --> 00:54:12,886 Start talking, bro. 1655 00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:14,254 Uh-uh. 1656 00:54:14,387 --> 00:54:15,989 Oh, you want to get waterboarded? 1657 00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:17,257 What? 1658 00:54:17,390 --> 00:54:18,625 You asked for it. 1659 00:54:18,758 --> 00:54:19,793 How are you gonna...? 1660 00:54:19,926 --> 00:54:21,194 [ice rattles] 1661 00:54:21,327 --> 00:54:22,829 That's not how you waterboard, Jeff. 1662 00:54:22,962 --> 00:54:24,130 That's right. 1663 00:54:24,264 --> 00:54:26,166 What are you, making me a protein shake? 1664 00:54:26,299 --> 00:54:28,334 Be prepared to talk, *****. 1665 00:54:28,468 --> 00:54:31,638 -Not--Oh, come on. -Are you thirsty? 1666 00:54:31,738 --> 00:54:34,400 Yeah, how do you like them apples?! 1667 00:54:34,174 --> 00:54:35,208 Okay. 1668 00:54:35,342 --> 00:54:36,509 Can I talk to you for a second? 1669 00:54:36,643 --> 00:54:37,577 I was about to break him. 1670 00:54:37,711 --> 00:54:38,778 Get over here. 1671 00:54:40,580 --> 00:54:41,881 Ugh. 1672 00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:44,451 Yes, Mom? 1673 00:54:44,584 --> 00:54:47,220 Yeah, well, what's going on over here, 1674 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,755 it's just not working, okay? 1675 00:54:48,888 --> 00:54:50,724 What? When I almost killed him? 1676 00:54:50,824 --> 00:54:52,292 You moisturized him is what you did. 1677 00:54:52,425 --> 00:54:53,927 Okay, so you're bad cop? 1678 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,362 -I can be bad cop. -Okay. 1679 00:54:55,495 --> 00:54:56,763 -You can do it, Dad. -Yeah, I know. 1680 00:54:56,863 --> 00:54:58,665 -Go get it out of him. -I'll do it right now. 1681 00:54:58,798 --> 00:54:59,999 What are we gonna do? 1682 00:55:00,133 --> 00:55:01,334 What's that for? 1683 00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:02,635 Torture his ***. 1684 00:55:02,769 --> 00:55:03,670 [soft, quirky music] 1685 00:55:03,803 --> 00:55:06,239 Reservoir Dogs. 1686 00:55:06,373 --> 00:55:08,708 All right. Yeah, all right. 1687 00:55:08,842 --> 00:55:09,843 I can't wait to see this. 1688 00:55:09,976 --> 00:55:12,278 - Reservoir Dogs style. -Yeah. 1689 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:14,280 [♪ Stealers Wheel: “Stuck in the Middle”] 1690 00:55:14,414 --> 00:55:15,782 Oh, God. 1691 00:55:15,915 --> 00:55:17,550 Who's laughing now, *****? 1692 00:55:17,684 --> 00:55:21,421 ♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight ♪ 1693 00:55:21,554 --> 00:55:24,391 ♪ I got the feeling that Something ain't right ♪ 1694 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:27,927 You look like Chris Christie is on Dancing with the Stars. 1695 00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:30,530 He's not--he's not scared. 1696 00:55:30,663 --> 00:55:31,865 -He's not afraid. -[Jeff] Don't be a quitter. 1697 00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:33,633 Get back in there. 1698 00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:34,634 Guess what? 1699 00:55:35,935 --> 00:55:38,638 Playtime is over. 1700 00:55:38,738 --> 00:55:42,575 [foreboding music] 1701 00:55:42,709 --> 00:55:43,710 Oh. 1702 00:55:48,882 --> 00:55:49,749 [music trails off] 1703 00:55:51,510 --> 00:55:53,319 That's like a traveling cosmetic kit. 1704 00:55:53,453 --> 00:55:54,487 You bet it is. 1705 00:55:54,621 --> 00:55:56,289 Pick your weapon, my friend. 1706 00:55:56,423 --> 00:55:57,891 Uh, the toothbrush? 1707 00:55:57,991 --> 00:55:59,125 Do you want this in you? 1708 00:55:59,259 --> 00:56:00,260 Man, what? 1709 00:56:00,393 --> 00:56:01,561 I'll start this way. I don't care. 1710 00:56:01,661 --> 00:56:03,960 Oh, my God, stab him already. 1711 00:56:03,196 --> 00:56:05,298 Look, the two boys over there 1712 00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:07,934 would probably do a better job interrogating me. 1713 00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:10,637 Why don't you swap places with them? 1714 00:56:11,971 --> 00:56:14,641 Hey, look at me. 1715 00:56:16,309 --> 00:56:19,946 You're making me look pathetic in front of my kid, okay? 1716 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,915 I'm not gonna tell you anything, okay? 1717 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,383 It doesn't matter what you offer me. 1718 00:56:23,516 --> 00:56:24,584 It doesn't matter what you do to me. 1719 00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:26,419 I'm not gonna tell you what happened. 1720 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,655 Here's exactly what happened. 1721 00:56:28,788 --> 00:56:30,590 So, how do I put this? 1722 00:56:30,724 --> 00:56:34,494 That--that kid over there, that's--that's not your son. 1723 00:56:34,627 --> 00:56:36,529 Who somehow looks a lot like you 1724 00:56:36,663 --> 00:56:40,867 is because he is a genetic analog of you. 1725 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,336 [Lucas] Genetic analog? 1726 00:56:43,470 --> 00:56:44,404 You mean like a clone? 1727 00:56:44,537 --> 00:56:45,972 Yeah. Smart kid. 1728 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,874 Clone. 1729 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,676 He's a genetic analog. A clone. 1730 00:56:49,809 --> 00:56:51,411 His name's CJ. 1731 00:56:51,544 --> 00:56:54,447 That literally means “Clone Jeff.” 1732 00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:59,452 [somber music] 1733 00:56:59,586 --> 00:57:01,888 So he's exactly like me? 1734 00:57:01,988 --> 00:57:04,491 Well, modified version of you. 1735 00:57:04,624 --> 00:57:07,727 See, he's faster, stronger, 1736 00:57:07,827 --> 00:57:11,331 and way smarter than you, okay. 1737 00:57:11,464 --> 00:57:12,766 He's a better version of you. 1738 00:57:12,866 --> 00:57:14,334 You are community college. 1739 00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:15,802 He is Harvard plus. 1740 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:18,238 Why would you do this? 1741 00:57:18,371 --> 00:57:20,140 No, I didn't clone anyone. 1742 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:21,875 I'm just like a babysitter. 1743 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:22,976 [Brian] Then who did this? 1744 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,944 I--I--I can't tell you. 1745 00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:27,470 All I got is a name and I'm not telling you 1746 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,948 because they--ah, okay! 1747 00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:30,750 It's Simon Maddox. 1748 00:57:30,884 --> 00:57:31,851 Simon Maddox. 1749 00:57:31,951 --> 00:57:34,154 Put down the lamp. Simon Maddox. 1750 00:57:34,287 --> 00:57:35,655 Who the hell is Simon Maddox? 1751 00:57:35,789 --> 00:57:37,490 Oh, wow. 1752 00:57:37,624 --> 00:57:40,760 You guys have no idea what you just stepped into. 1753 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,933 [soft, tense music] 1754 00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:48,968 [Brian] Okay. Who is Simon Maddox? 1755 00:57:51,710 --> 00:57:52,839 And why the hell would he clone Jeff? 1756 00:57:56,643 --> 00:58:00,213 [♪ Jay Ramsey: “Bayoue Belle”] 1757 00:58:00,347 --> 00:58:05,418 [both] Ergh. Aaagh! 1758 00:58:05,552 --> 00:58:07,287 Hah. 1759 00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:12,325 ♪ I used to sing and play the blues in a little old band ♪ 1760 00:58:12,459 --> 00:58:17,864 ♪ We got brave and we hit the road in a '61 van ♪ 1761 00:58:17,997 --> 00:58:19,532 Wow, this guy's a genius. 1762 00:58:22,135 --> 00:58:24,637 Oh man, super genius. 1763 00:58:24,738 --> 00:58:25,805 Mm, mm, mm! 1764 00:58:25,905 --> 00:58:27,374 Get that fight in there. Mm, mm, mm! 1765 00:58:27,507 --> 00:58:29,709 Oof. Okay. Also super creepy. 1766 00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:32,379 ♪ Fourteen dollars in the kitty ♪ 1767 00:58:32,512 --> 00:58:36,249 ♪ when we left Folger City and we headed down south ♪ 1768 00:58:36,383 --> 00:58:37,784 [both] Whoa. 1769 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:41,955 You can read my mind? 1770 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:45,992 Yes. Crazy. 1771 00:58:48,628 --> 00:58:52,532 ♪ I turned toward the swamp to look around ♪ 1772 00:58:52,665 --> 00:58:54,367 Hah! Hah! 1773 00:58:54,501 --> 00:58:56,636 ♪ Bayou Belle give your guitar heck ♪ 1774 00:58:56,736 --> 00:58:58,304 Wait, I got an idea. 1775 00:58:59,873 --> 00:59:02,509 Alexa, play some old-school hip-hop. 1776 00:59:02,642 --> 00:59:03,910 [♪ Ice Cube: “You Can Do It (Feat. Mack 10, Ms. Toi)"] 1777 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,578 ♪ Ninety-nine, baby ♪ 1778 00:59:05,712 --> 00:59:07,247 ♪ I'm on the grind, baby ♪ 1779 00:59:08,415 --> 00:59:09,449 ♪ Show me something ♪ 1780 00:59:09,582 --> 00:59:11,718 ♪ You can do it put your back into it ♪ 1781 00:59:11,851 --> 00:59:13,219 ♪ I can do it put your into it... ♪ 1782 00:59:13,319 --> 00:59:14,988 Sick. 1783 00:59:15,121 --> 00:59:17,223 ♪ Tic-tic-boom, hear me banging down these back streets ♪ 1784 00:59:17,323 --> 00:59:19,592 ♪ Bumpin' Blackstreet treated like an athlete ♪ 1785 00:59:19,726 --> 00:59:21,294 ♪ we be clubbing till the day we die ♪ 1786 00:59:21,428 --> 00:59:23,129 ♪ ask the bartender if you think we lie... ♪ 1787 00:59:23,263 --> 00:59:24,464 [phone ringing] 1788 00:59:24,597 --> 00:59:26,320 [whispers] Crap. 1789 00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:29,102 Hey, Em, we're running a little bit late. 1790 00:59:29,202 --> 00:59:30,203 That's all, hon. 1791 00:59:30,337 --> 00:59:32,205 -[man breathes over phone] -Em? 1792 00:59:32,339 --> 00:59:33,807 ♪ You can do it put your back into it ♪ 1793 00:59:33,907 --> 00:59:35,575 Em? 1794 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:38,511 [man's voice] [sighs] Look at your screen. 1795 00:59:38,611 --> 00:59:43,516 [foreboding music] 1796 00:59:45,952 --> 00:59:48,455 [man's voice] Would you like us to follow Emily home? 1797 00:59:48,588 --> 00:59:50,156 Pay her a little visit? 1798 00:59:50,290 --> 00:59:52,959 No. Would not like that. 1799 00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:55,495 [man's voice] Then you bring the boy to us. 1800 00:59:55,628 --> 00:59:58,365 Drive to the coordinates that we send to you. 1801 00:59:58,498 --> 01:00:01,634 Otherwise, we will visit your wife. 1802 01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:03,570 [screeches, phone beeping] 1803 01:00:09,476 --> 01:00:13,130 [gentle music] 1804 01:00:13,113 --> 01:00:15,382 [unsettling music] 1805 01:00:15,515 --> 01:00:16,616 [Jeff] You see, Bri-Bri? 1806 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,218 How much fun are you having right now? 1807 01:00:18,351 --> 01:00:20,286 Whooh! God, you're good. 1808 01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:22,489 So how'd you track down this Simon Maddox? 1809 01:00:22,622 --> 01:00:24,424 You do your forensic accounting? 1810 01:00:24,557 --> 01:00:25,458 Hm. 1811 01:00:25,592 --> 01:00:27,260 [Lucas giggles] 1812 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:29,529 Bri-Bri? You okay? 1813 01:00:29,662 --> 01:00:31,931 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1814 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:32,966 Okay. 1815 01:00:35,969 --> 01:00:37,904 Man, it's finally happening. 1816 01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:40,400 CJ and I are finally connecting. 1817 01:00:40,173 --> 01:00:41,975 Isn't this incredible? 1818 01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:44,440 It is, yeah. 1819 01:00:44,177 --> 01:00:48,682 Hey, I gotta thank you for that little talk earlier. 1820 01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:50,417 I think you're right. 1821 01:00:50,550 --> 01:00:52,850 I really am gonna be the best dad. 1822 01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:57,570 -[woman screams] -[man 2's voice] He's got a gun! 1823 01:00:57,157 --> 01:00:58,425 [man 3's voice] Oh, my God! They're gonna kill her! 1824 01:00:58,558 --> 01:00:59,492 [Jeff] So how much further, Bri-Bri? 1825 01:00:59,626 --> 01:01:00,493 [dramatic thud] [scream echoes] 1826 01:01:01,995 --> 01:01:03,797 No, no, not--not much. 1827 01:01:03,930 --> 01:01:06,766 Man, I can't wait to see this ***-hat face-to-face. 1828 01:01:06,866 --> 01:01:07,767 Right, CJ? 1829 01:01:07,867 --> 01:01:08,802 Right. 1830 01:01:09,936 --> 01:01:11,400 [Lucas giggling] 1831 01:01:11,137 --> 01:01:16,420 [tense music] 1832 01:01:24,584 --> 01:01:27,253 [car rumbling, stops] 1833 01:01:30,423 --> 01:01:31,891 [car doors banging] 1834 01:01:31,991 --> 01:01:33,460 [Jeff] Huh, this can't be right. 1835 01:01:33,593 --> 01:01:35,862 Pictured it more of like an Area 51 type place. 1836 01:01:37,697 --> 01:01:39,799 Maybe you did your forensicing wrong. 1837 01:01:40,967 --> 01:01:46,840 [car revving] 1838 01:01:46,973 --> 01:01:49,809 -Lucas, get in the van. -Why? 1839 01:01:49,909 --> 01:01:51,244 [Brian] Get in the van right now, please. 1840 01:01:52,679 --> 01:01:55,615 Bri? What's going on? 1841 01:01:55,749 --> 01:01:57,784 [suspenseful music] 1842 01:01:57,917 --> 01:01:59,819 Jeff, I'm so sorry. 1843 01:01:59,953 --> 01:02:00,887 For what? 1844 01:02:00,987 --> 01:02:01,921 [gunman] Get down! 1845 01:02:02,550 --> 01:02:03,490 [gunman] Freeze! Don't you move! 1846 01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:07,761 Dude, they were coming after Emily, all right? 1847 01:02:07,894 --> 01:02:10,363 They were firing guns and--and everything, man. 1848 01:02:10,497 --> 01:02:12,766 I--I--I didn't know what to do. 1849 01:02:12,866 --> 01:02:17,704 [♪ Pretti Emage: “Earthquake”] 1850 01:02:17,837 --> 01:02:18,838 ♪ Shake that, shake that ♪ 1851 01:02:18,972 --> 01:02:20,340 ♪ Shake that, shake that go at best ♪ 1852 01:02:20,473 --> 01:02:21,374 ♪ Shake that, shake that ♪ 1853 01:02:21,508 --> 01:02:22,375 ♪ Make it jiggle make it jiggle ♪ 1854 01:02:22,509 --> 01:02:23,743 ♪ Do a jump, split ♪ 1855 01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:24,878 ♪ Make it wiggle Make it wiggle ♪ 1856 01:02:25,110 --> 01:02:25,879 ♪ Make that, make that ♪ 1857 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:26,846 ♪ Wanna shake it? ♪ 1858 01:02:26,946 --> 01:02:27,947 ♪ Wanna... ♪ 1859 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:32,185 Who the hell are you? 1860 01:02:32,285 --> 01:02:35,655 Oh, you already know my name. 1861 01:02:35,789 --> 01:02:38,625 What's that? Captain ****face? 1862 01:02:38,758 --> 01:02:40,727 No. 1863 01:02:40,827 --> 01:02:42,595 This is Simon Maddox. 1864 01:02:45,799 --> 01:02:47,300 [dramatic music] 1865 01:02:47,434 --> 01:02:48,868 Hey, you touch him and I'll kill you! 1866 01:02:50,904 --> 01:02:52,500 Don't touch him! 1867 01:02:57,510 --> 01:02:58,845 Why are you doing this? 1868 01:02:58,945 --> 01:03:00,447 Why are you doing this anyway? 1869 01:03:01,715 --> 01:03:03,116 He's just a kid. 1870 01:03:03,249 --> 01:03:06,820 He is not just a kid. 1871 01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:08,121 Why me? 1872 01:03:09,756 --> 01:03:10,957 Why'd you do this to me? 1873 01:03:13,660 --> 01:03:15,261 I'm not the one who can answer that. 1874 01:03:17,430 --> 01:03:18,431 Come on, CJ. 1875 01:03:18,531 --> 01:03:19,699 -Wait, hold on. -[automatic rifle cocks] 1876 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:21,134 Hold on. 1877 01:03:22,335 --> 01:03:24,404 Let me at least say goodbye to him. 1878 01:03:24,537 --> 01:03:26,506 Trust me, this is harder for you than it is for him. 1879 01:03:28,675 --> 01:03:32,679 CJ isn't capable of making any emotional connections. 1880 01:03:32,779 --> 01:03:36,116 It's literally not in his DNA. 1881 01:03:36,249 --> 01:03:37,450 Well, that's bullshit. 1882 01:03:38,785 --> 01:03:39,753 I'll prove it. 1883 01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:45,925 Hey. 1884 01:03:48,495 --> 01:03:50,330 I love you, little man. 1885 01:03:50,463 --> 01:03:53,199 And I know you love me, too. 1886 01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:55,368 I don't know what you mean. 1887 01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:57,300 What does love mean? 1888 01:03:58,838 --> 01:04:00,373 It's in your heart. 1889 01:04:02,909 --> 01:04:05,245 Don't you feel anything in your heart? 1890 01:04:05,378 --> 01:04:06,513 No? 1891 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:12,385 Do you feel anything at all? 1892 01:04:12,519 --> 01:04:13,653 No. 1893 01:04:18,124 --> 01:04:19,559 I don't believe that. 1894 01:04:20,727 --> 01:04:23,663 So this isn't goodbye, okay? 1895 01:04:23,797 --> 01:04:25,198 I'll see you again real soon. 1896 01:04:27,834 --> 01:04:29,102 Up high. 1897 01:04:33,730 --> 01:04:34,307 Ah, come on. 1898 01:04:36,142 --> 01:04:37,770 Don't leave me hanging, dude. 1899 01:04:37,210 --> 01:04:38,311 Not now. 1900 01:04:40,413 --> 01:04:41,514 Please. 1901 01:04:45,418 --> 01:04:46,486 [Lucas] CJ! 1902 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:49,422 Lu--Lucas. 1903 01:04:58,164 --> 01:05:00,333 [rhythmic drum beating] 1904 01:05:00,467 --> 01:05:01,468 Lucas, let's go. 1905 01:05:01,601 --> 01:05:06,573 [poignant music] 1906 01:05:06,706 --> 01:05:08,241 [indistinct radio chatter] 1907 01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:14,881 [cars revving] 1908 01:05:15,150 --> 01:05:15,882 [dramatic strings] 1909 01:05:18,118 --> 01:05:19,552 Lucas, get in the van. 1910 01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:24,491 [tense music] 1911 01:05:28,962 --> 01:05:33,166 [gentle music] 1912 01:05:33,299 --> 01:05:34,434 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 1913 01:05:34,534 --> 01:05:36,569 [laughs] How do you like me now? 1914 01:05:36,703 --> 01:05:38,505 Ooh! Ooh! 1915 01:05:46,946 --> 01:05:49,516 Oh, did I get him? 1916 01:05:49,616 --> 01:05:51,918 Did...did I look cool? 1917 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,486 No. 1918 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:58,258 But you distracted him, and then Jeff took him out. 1919 01:05:58,391 --> 01:06:00,326 Oh. 1920 01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:04,970 Hey, Lucas, I'm sorry. 1921 01:06:04,197 --> 01:06:06,990 Look, I'm just... 1922 01:06:06,199 --> 01:06:11,404 I just may not be the dad you...you need or you... 1923 01:06:11,538 --> 01:06:13,306 I mean, the one you really want. 1924 01:06:13,406 --> 01:06:14,574 What do you mean? 1925 01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:15,809 I'm not young. 1926 01:06:16,976 --> 01:06:17,944 You know, I'm not bad***. 1927 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:19,846 I'm just not a... 1928 01:06:19,946 --> 01:06:22,549 You are my dad. 1929 01:06:22,682 --> 01:06:24,517 I don't want you to change at all. 1930 01:06:26,453 --> 01:06:27,287 You don't? 1931 01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:28,388 No. 1932 01:06:29,756 --> 01:06:33,993 I have you, right? 1933 01:06:34,127 --> 01:06:35,328 Right. 1934 01:06:42,469 --> 01:06:45,500 Hey, Jeff, should I tie him up and torture his *** 1935 01:06:45,138 --> 01:06:46,506 like we did with the fat leprechaun? 1936 01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:47,741 Would you? 1937 01:06:47,874 --> 01:06:48,908 I need a moment to recover 1938 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:51,444 from your dad's gut-wrenching betrayal. 1939 01:06:51,578 --> 01:06:53,913 I'm--I'm really sorry, all right? 1940 01:06:54,470 --> 01:06:55,515 Doesn't matter. 1941 01:06:55,615 --> 01:06:56,549 I failed. 1942 01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:58,218 You--you didn't fail him. 1943 01:06:58,351 --> 01:06:59,386 We gotta go get him. 1944 01:06:59,519 --> 01:07:01,554 Didn't you hear what he said? 1945 01:07:01,654 --> 01:07:02,655 He doesn't care about me. 1946 01:07:02,789 --> 01:07:04,424 Okay, so that's it. 1947 01:07:04,557 --> 01:07:06,426 After all we've been through? 1948 01:07:06,559 --> 01:07:07,627 Whatever. 1949 01:07:07,761 --> 01:07:08,862 He doesn't want me to come get him. 1950 01:07:08,995 --> 01:07:11,464 Of course he wants you to come. 1951 01:07:11,598 --> 01:07:13,266 Listen to me. Hey! Listen to me! 1952 01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:15,635 You're not your dad. Okay? 1953 01:07:15,769 --> 01:07:16,569 You know how I know this? 1954 01:07:18,738 --> 01:07:21,841 I know you got heart. 1955 01:07:21,975 --> 01:07:23,243 Careful, Bri. 1956 01:07:24,577 --> 01:07:25,779 You're starting to talk like we're best friends. 1957 01:07:25,912 --> 01:07:27,514 Nah, closer but... 1958 01:07:27,614 --> 01:07:29,150 [phone beeps, vibrating] 1959 01:07:29,115 --> 01:07:30,500 [feet thumps] 1960 01:07:33,286 --> 01:07:34,421 [tense music] 1961 01:07:34,554 --> 01:07:35,722 [phone beeping] 1962 01:07:37,424 --> 01:07:38,558 It's your phone. 1963 01:07:39,993 --> 01:07:42,128 Lucas, w--where's the tracker? 1964 01:07:42,262 --> 01:07:44,497 Well, it's in my hood-- 1965 01:07:44,631 --> 01:07:45,632 CJ has it. 1966 01:07:45,765 --> 01:07:46,599 I thought you shut it off? 1967 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:48,468 I did. 1968 01:07:48,601 --> 01:07:49,869 You know what this means? 1969 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:51,571 -What? -Why don't you tell him, Luke? 1970 01:07:51,705 --> 01:07:53,390 It means he turned the tracker on 1971 01:07:53,173 --> 01:07:54,541 because he wants you to go save him. 1972 01:07:55,742 --> 01:07:57,177 How do we know that's what he wants? 1973 01:07:57,310 --> 01:07:58,511 Because you're his dad. 1974 01:08:00,914 --> 01:08:01,781 Damn right, I am. 1975 01:08:01,915 --> 01:08:05,719 [intense music] 1976 01:08:05,852 --> 01:08:08,621 [phone beeping rapidly] 1977 01:08:10,657 --> 01:08:14,160 [foreboding music] 1978 01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:22,202 Oh, this is where you worked? 1979 01:08:22,335 --> 01:08:24,300 -[Jeff] Mm-hm. -[Brian] It's like a lab. 1980 01:08:24,137 --> 01:08:25,405 Why would they bring him back here? 1981 01:08:25,538 --> 01:08:27,400 This guy's a freaking nerd. 1982 01:08:27,173 --> 01:08:30,977 [insects chirping] 1983 01:08:31,770 --> 01:08:32,112 [car doors banging] 1984 01:08:34,914 --> 01:08:36,616 Lucas, I need you to stay in the van 1985 01:08:36,750 --> 01:08:38,918 and lock the door, okay? 1986 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,254 Lucas, I want to keep you safe, all right? 1987 01:08:41,388 --> 01:08:43,590 That's the most important thing to me, okay? 1988 01:08:43,723 --> 01:08:47,994 Okay, but you're gonna come back, though, right? 1989 01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:49,629 Of course we're coming back. 1990 01:08:49,763 --> 01:08:50,964 Right, Jeff? 1991 01:08:51,970 --> 01:08:52,165 Both of us? 1992 01:08:53,266 --> 01:08:55,268 Sure. 1993 01:08:55,368 --> 01:08:56,536 Let's do this. 1994 01:08:56,669 --> 01:09:00,140 [dramatic action music] 1995 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,677 [fence clanking] 1996 01:09:03,810 --> 01:09:04,678 [button beeping] 1997 01:09:04,811 --> 01:09:05,712 [Brian] Oh. 1998 01:09:05,845 --> 01:09:07,470 [gate hinges creak] 1999 01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:08,114 Really? 2000 01:09:08,248 --> 01:09:09,549 Quit screwing around. 2001 01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:18,825 Hey, why--why is the door open? 2002 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:20,794 It's like they're expecting us. 2003 01:09:20,927 --> 01:09:25,131 [phone beeping] 2004 01:09:37,477 --> 01:09:39,212 [phone beeping] 2005 01:09:39,346 --> 01:09:41,470 [rapid beeping, static] 2006 01:09:49,550 --> 01:09:51,570 I don't know. What are you doing? 2007 01:09:51,157 --> 01:09:52,920 Split up and cover more ground. 2008 01:09:52,225 --> 01:09:53,226 You gotta say that to me, okay? 2009 01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:54,761 That's what I just said. I was-- 2010 01:09:54,861 --> 01:09:55,762 You didn't. [indistinct] with your freaking hands. 2011 01:09:55,862 --> 01:09:57,464 -I did not-- -Stop with the hands. 2012 01:10:02,435 --> 01:10:06,306 [suspenseful music] 2013 01:10:07,907 --> 01:10:09,142 [dramatic strings] 2014 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:21,888 [suspenseful music continues] 2015 01:10:25,925 --> 01:10:26,993 [dramatic thud] 2016 01:10:29,763 --> 01:10:31,364 -Oh, my God! -Hi. 2017 01:10:31,498 --> 01:10:34,501 CJ, you scared the crap out of me. 2018 01:10:34,634 --> 01:10:35,869 That's a weird outfit. 2019 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,371 Well, that's easier than I thought. 2020 01:10:38,505 --> 01:10:40,473 Let's call your dad. 2021 01:10:40,573 --> 01:10:42,709 -[Jeff] Hey, what's up? - Found CJ, huh? 2022 01:10:42,842 --> 01:10:44,544 How about that, huh? 2023 01:10:44,678 --> 01:10:45,712 -[Jeff] How's that possible? - What are you talking about? 2024 01:10:45,845 --> 01:10:48,682 What, you think you're the only one that could be the, uh... 2025 01:10:48,782 --> 01:10:49,949 hero? 2026 01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:51,785 [dramatic strings] 2027 01:10:52,952 --> 01:10:55,555 Wait, there's two CJs? 2028 01:10:55,655 --> 01:10:56,589 [Brian] This is insane. 2029 01:10:58,425 --> 01:11:00,160 Which one's ours? 2030 01:11:00,293 --> 01:11:01,628 I don't know. 2031 01:11:03,863 --> 01:11:05,198 Hey, little dudes. 2032 01:11:05,331 --> 01:11:07,333 Which one of you two is my little guy? 2033 01:11:09,350 --> 01:11:10,837 Whoa, whoa, hey! Guys! Guys! 2034 01:11:10,970 --> 01:11:13,573 Hey, chill! 2035 01:11:13,707 --> 01:11:14,674 *****! 2036 01:11:14,808 --> 01:11:16,476 [upbeat music] 2037 01:11:16,576 --> 01:11:17,577 [screaming] 2038 01:11:21,848 --> 01:11:23,550 [strains] 2039 01:11:23,683 --> 01:11:25,552 [groans] 2040 01:11:25,685 --> 01:11:26,786 That was a little excessive, huh? 2041 01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:28,421 It was self-defense! 2042 01:11:29,656 --> 01:11:30,557 [dramatic strings] 2043 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:33,590 What are they, possessed? 2044 01:11:33,159 --> 01:11:34,327 No, no, I'm not... 2045 01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:35,528 I don't like where this is going. 2046 01:11:35,662 --> 01:11:37,197 I'm out. 2047 01:11:37,330 --> 01:11:38,531 Oh, gosh. 2048 01:11:38,665 --> 01:11:40,133 [security alarm blaring] 2049 01:11:40,266 --> 01:11:41,368 What the hell. 2050 01:11:43,470 --> 01:11:46,506 [Jeff] Oh, come on. 2051 01:11:46,639 --> 01:11:47,640 [clone CJs growl] 2052 01:11:47,741 --> 01:11:49,209 -Okay. -Nope. 2053 01:11:50,377 --> 01:11:54,614 No. No. No. 2054 01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:57,517 [rope whooshes] 2055 01:11:58,852 --> 01:12:00,887 What the hell is going on here? 2056 01:12:00,987 --> 01:12:02,389 All right, everyone needs to just relax. 2057 01:12:02,489 --> 01:12:05,125 -No, no, no, no, no, no. -Relax! Relax. 2058 01:12:05,258 --> 01:12:06,559 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 2059 01:12:06,659 --> 01:12:07,660 Go, go, go, go! 2060 01:12:07,794 --> 01:12:10,163 [CJs screaming] 2061 01:12:11,297 --> 01:12:13,133 -No! -Sorry. 2062 01:12:13,266 --> 01:12:15,168 Ah, you gotta help me! 2063 01:12:15,301 --> 01:12:16,703 -Sorry. -He's biting me. 2064 01:12:18,204 --> 01:12:19,873 Jeff, I can't see. Get him off! 2065 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:20,974 [strains] 2066 01:12:21,740 --> 01:12:22,175 -[groans] -I'm so sorry. 2067 01:12:22,308 --> 01:12:23,843 Why are you apologizing? 2068 01:12:23,977 --> 01:12:25,779 For beating the shit out of little versions of me. 2069 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:28,515 I have no one to talk to about it. 2070 01:12:28,615 --> 01:12:30,160 Stop it! Stop it! I don't like that. 2071 01:12:30,116 --> 01:12:31,718 Just punch him and apologize. 2072 01:12:32,886 --> 01:12:36,890 I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry. 2073 01:12:36,222 --> 01:12:37,223 Oh, God. 2074 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:41,594 [dramatic music] 2075 01:12:41,695 --> 01:12:43,596 I can't believe they cloned that many. 2076 01:12:43,697 --> 01:12:44,964 What ***holes. 2077 01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:45,965 There's a lot of them. 2078 01:12:46,990 --> 01:12:50,470 [distant loud thudding] 2079 01:12:50,570 --> 01:12:52,405 You, uh... 2080 01:12:52,539 --> 01:12:53,573 You hear that? 2081 01:12:53,707 --> 01:12:55,141 Yeah. 2082 01:12:55,241 --> 01:12:56,343 What is that? 2083 01:12:56,476 --> 01:12:58,678 I don't know. 2084 01:12:58,778 --> 01:12:59,879 A T-rex? 2085 01:13:05,452 --> 01:13:06,986 -[loud thud] -[glass clanks] 2086 01:13:08,321 --> 01:13:12,926 -[suspenseful music] -[loud thudding] 2087 01:13:18,498 --> 01:13:20,166 [clone CJs screaming] 2088 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:21,368 [♪ “Ride of the Valkyries (from Die Walküre, Act III)”] 2089 01:13:21,501 --> 01:13:24,671 Oh...Oh...Oh, my God! 2090 01:13:24,804 --> 01:13:26,906 [clone CJ] Get some! Get some! 2091 01:13:29,175 --> 01:13:30,477 [♪ “Ride of the Valkyries (from Die Walküre, Act III)”] 2092 01:13:30,577 --> 01:13:32,612 Oh, shit. 2093 01:13:32,746 --> 01:13:36,549 [indistinct] 2094 01:13:36,683 --> 01:13:40,754 [♪ “Ride of the Valkyries (from Die Walküre, Act III)”] 2095 01:13:43,456 --> 01:13:44,791 No, no, no, no! 2096 01:13:44,924 --> 01:13:46,493 [panting] 2097 01:13:48,461 --> 01:13:52,532 [distant clatter, explosion] 2098 01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:55,168 [distant screaming] 2099 01:13:55,301 --> 01:13:57,470 [electricity crackling] 2100 01:13:57,570 --> 01:13:59,973 [gentle, quirky music] 2101 01:14:00,730 --> 01:14:01,574 Thelma and Louise? 2102 01:14:03,843 --> 01:14:04,844 We have to hold hands? 2103 01:14:04,944 --> 01:14:06,346 Yeah, we gotta hold hands. 2104 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,783 [screaming] 2105 01:14:09,916 --> 01:14:12,352 [invisible wall crackling] 2106 01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:15,955 [clones groaning] 2107 01:14:17,390 --> 01:14:19,292 It's like they got dog collars on, look at... 2108 01:14:19,392 --> 01:14:20,860 Look at them. 2109 01:14:20,994 --> 01:14:23,563 It's an electric fence. They can't get past here. 2110 01:14:23,697 --> 01:14:25,732 It's incredible. 2111 01:14:25,865 --> 01:14:28,100 -[laughing] -Yes! 2112 01:14:29,903 --> 01:14:31,705 Idiots! What's up now? 2113 01:14:31,805 --> 01:14:32,906 -Yeah, now! -What's up now? 2114 01:14:33,390 --> 01:14:34,207 [Brian] What's up now? 2115 01:14:34,307 --> 01:14:36,943 -Suck it! -Yeah! That's what he said! 2116 01:14:37,770 --> 01:14:38,778 [gun thuds, cocks] 2117 01:14:38,912 --> 01:14:40,680 Okay, okay. 2118 01:14:43,183 --> 01:14:44,351 Hey, Bri. 2119 01:14:44,484 --> 01:14:45,652 Remember what Jenny said to Forrest 2120 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:46,686 when he was gimping around 2121 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:49,356 with those metal things on his legs? 2122 01:14:49,489 --> 01:14:50,623 No. 2123 01:14:51,858 --> 01:14:53,193 [masked man grunts] 2124 01:14:53,326 --> 01:14:55,228 Run, Forrest! Run! 2125 01:14:55,362 --> 01:14:56,563 [gunshot] 2126 01:14:58,198 --> 01:14:59,650 [door bangs] 2127 01:14:59,199 --> 01:15:00,166 God. 2128 01:15:02,168 --> 01:15:03,203 Ugh. 2129 01:15:03,303 --> 01:15:05,105 ‘Sup dawg? 2130 01:15:08,641 --> 01:15:09,876 Hello, Jeff. 2131 01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:14,414 Lucas! Lucas! 2132 01:15:14,514 --> 01:15:15,582 -We gotta go! -Dad! 2133 01:15:15,682 --> 01:15:17,751 -We gotta go! -Wh--what's happening? 2134 01:15:17,851 --> 01:15:18,852 Where's Jeff? 2135 01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:22,555 Colonel? 2136 01:15:22,689 --> 01:15:24,290 What are you doing with this freakin' nerd? 2137 01:15:24,391 --> 01:15:25,458 Why don't you just shut your face, you loser. 2138 01:15:25,558 --> 01:15:26,793 I own a Bugatti, okay? 2139 01:15:26,893 --> 01:15:28,528 I get tons of hot chicks now. 2140 01:15:28,661 --> 01:15:31,264 I see you two have become pals. 2141 01:15:31,398 --> 01:15:33,990 What the hell's going on here? 2142 01:15:33,233 --> 01:15:37,270 Well, after all you've done for us, Jeff, 2143 01:15:37,404 --> 01:15:38,705 you deserve some answers now. 2144 01:15:38,805 --> 01:15:41,441 Yeah. Why'd you do this to me? 2145 01:15:41,574 --> 01:15:44,978 Because you were my perfect soldier. 2146 01:15:45,111 --> 01:15:47,681 A true physical specimen. 2147 01:15:47,814 --> 01:15:52,185 But do you know what your kryptonite is? 2148 01:15:52,318 --> 01:15:53,687 Gefilte fish? 2149 01:15:53,820 --> 01:15:57,657 You have too much...empathy. 2150 01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:59,250 [doorbell rings, opens] 2151 01:15:59,159 --> 01:16:02,228 [somber music] 2152 01:16:02,362 --> 01:16:06,320 CJ. You okay? 2153 01:16:08,501 --> 01:16:11,710 See, son, you weren't the only soldier 2154 01:16:11,204 --> 01:16:15,108 to let your country down in the field. 2155 01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:16,576 Soldiers get tired. 2156 01:16:18,144 --> 01:16:22,182 They get afraid and start to have feelings. 2157 01:16:22,315 --> 01:16:26,353 Well, I needed to fix that problem. 2158 01:16:26,486 --> 01:16:29,956 So when I stumbled upon Simon's genius here... 2159 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:31,791 Genius, *****. 2160 01:16:31,891 --> 01:16:36,730 Even Simon didn't realize what his technology could create. 2161 01:16:36,863 --> 01:16:40,533 It could create the perfect genetic soldier. 2162 01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:45,305 All we needed was your superior DNA. 2163 01:16:45,438 --> 01:16:47,207 Random drug tests. 2164 01:16:47,307 --> 01:16:50,430 You were our ideal candidate, Jeff. 2165 01:16:50,143 --> 01:16:53,130 So you're telling me all those little guys out there 2166 01:16:53,146 --> 01:16:56,349 are going to be super soldiers? 2167 01:16:58,118 --> 01:17:02,622 Each one designed to never get tired. 2168 01:17:02,722 --> 01:17:05,125 And now for one final test. 2169 01:17:07,827 --> 01:17:09,262 [somber music] 2170 01:17:09,396 --> 01:17:11,664 Go ahead, CJ. 2171 01:17:11,765 --> 01:17:13,566 Do what you were trained to do. 2172 01:17:15,502 --> 01:17:18,805 Sergeant Eamon, thank you for your service. 2173 01:17:18,938 --> 01:17:19,806 [crossbow clanks] 2174 01:17:25,612 --> 01:17:27,981 CJ...listen, man. 2175 01:17:29,516 --> 01:17:31,985 Yeah, I... 2176 01:17:32,118 --> 01:17:34,320 you're not a machine. 2177 01:17:34,454 --> 01:17:37,157 You know how I know that? 2178 01:17:37,290 --> 01:17:39,325 Because if we're the same, 2179 01:17:39,459 --> 01:17:41,428 it means we got the same heart. 2180 01:17:43,630 --> 01:17:45,598 [soft, tense music swells, fades] 2181 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:50,103 [dramatic music] 2182 01:17:50,236 --> 01:17:51,805 [Maddox] [slow motion] ****! 2183 01:17:51,938 --> 01:17:53,773 [dramatic choral] 2184 01:17:53,907 --> 01:17:54,774 [groans] 2185 01:17:54,908 --> 01:17:55,975 [body thumps] 2186 01:17:56,109 --> 01:17:58,278 [soldiers screaming] 2187 01:17:58,411 --> 01:18:00,947 [♪ KC & The Sunshine Band: “Give It Up”] 2188 01:18:01,810 --> 01:18:04,117 ♪ Everybody wants you ♪ 2189 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:07,987 ♪ Everybody wants your love ♪ 2190 01:18:08,121 --> 01:18:10,724 ♪ I'd just like to make you mine... ♪ 2191 01:18:10,857 --> 01:18:11,791 [strains] 2192 01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:14,270 [CJ strains] 2193 01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,595 [screams] 2194 01:18:15,729 --> 01:18:18,164 ♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now ♪ 2195 01:18:18,264 --> 01:18:19,699 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 2196 01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:20,834 ♪ Give it up ♪ 2197 01:18:20,934 --> 01:18:23,370 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 2198 01:18:23,470 --> 01:18:25,705 ♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now ♪ 2199 01:18:25,805 --> 01:18:27,540 -[ping sound] -♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 2200 01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:28,775 ♪ Give it up ♪ 2201 01:18:28,908 --> 01:18:30,643 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 2202 01:18:36,916 --> 01:18:38,651 [body thumps] 2203 01:18:38,785 --> 01:18:42,489 -[ping sound] -♪ Everybody sees you ♪ 2204 01:18:42,622 --> 01:18:45,458 ♪ Everybody looks and stares ♪ 2205 01:18:45,558 --> 01:18:49,290 [soft, dramatic music] 2206 01:18:49,162 --> 01:18:51,164 ♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now ♪ 2207 01:18:51,264 --> 01:18:52,565 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 2208 01:18:52,699 --> 01:18:53,933 ♪ Give it up ♪ 2209 01:18:54,670 --> 01:18:56,269 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 2210 01:18:56,403 --> 01:18:58,805 ♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now ♪ 2211 01:18:58,938 --> 01:19:00,273 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪ 2212 01:19:00,407 --> 01:19:01,641 ♪ Give it up ♪ 2213 01:19:01,775 --> 01:19:03,877 ♪ Baby, give it up ♪♪ 2214 01:19:03,977 --> 01:19:08,848 [dramatic music] 2215 01:19:13,687 --> 01:19:14,621 [gun clicks] 2216 01:19:14,721 --> 01:19:17,323 You broke my heart. 2217 01:19:17,457 --> 01:19:19,292 [Brian] Ha-ha. How do you like me now?! 2218 01:19:19,392 --> 01:19:20,560 ♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪ 2219 01:19:20,694 --> 01:19:21,928 Ooh! 2220 01:19:24,531 --> 01:19:25,565 Did I get him? 2221 01:19:25,699 --> 01:19:26,866 -[air bag hisses] -Ooh. 2222 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:28,935 [Colonel Kurtz grunts] 2223 01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:30,270 [body thumps] 2224 01:19:31,571 --> 01:19:34,207 [groans] How'd I do? 2225 01:19:34,307 --> 01:19:35,942 Did I look cool? 2226 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:37,577 You did, Dad. 2227 01:19:37,677 --> 01:19:39,446 And you looked bad***. 2228 01:19:39,579 --> 01:19:41,147 Yeah, I did. 2229 01:19:42,982 --> 01:19:45,318 [uplifting music] 2230 01:19:45,452 --> 01:19:48,121 We did it, little guy. 2231 01:19:48,221 --> 01:19:49,189 Up high. 2232 01:19:59,990 --> 01:20:00,667 [♪ Jeff Cardoni: “Best Friends”] 2233 01:20:00,767 --> 01:20:04,371 ♪ How to keep your love away? ♪ 2234 01:20:08,942 --> 01:20:10,110 Best friends, Bri? 2235 01:20:11,911 --> 01:20:13,747 Best friends, Bri-Bri. 2236 01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:23,790 How are we gonna get home? 2237 01:20:25,692 --> 01:20:28,595 We don't have a car. 2238 01:20:28,728 --> 01:20:30,930 I guess we'll just have to steal another one, huh? 2239 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,990 Attaboy, Bri. 2240 01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:34,534 Hey, one second. 2241 01:20:34,667 --> 01:20:35,602 What are we gonna do with all those 2242 01:20:35,735 --> 01:20:37,370 psycho killing machines in there? 2243 01:20:37,470 --> 01:20:38,438 [remote whirs] 2244 01:20:38,571 --> 01:20:39,773 Kaboom, *****! 2245 01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:44,577 [♪ The Dead Drums: "Tune in For the Revolution"] 2246 01:20:45,912 --> 01:20:48,181 ♪ Let's go! ♪ 2247 01:20:48,314 --> 01:20:51,317 ♪ Ah-hah, yeah ♪ 2248 01:20:51,451 --> 01:20:54,540 ♪ Come on, ha-ha ♪ 2249 01:20:54,187 --> 01:20:56,189 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2250 01:20:56,322 --> 01:20:58,558 ♪ Got my picture on the wall like a VIP ♪ 2251 01:20:58,692 --> 01:21:01,940 ♪ next to the no-check sign that's just me ♪ 2252 01:21:01,227 --> 01:21:04,264 ♪ Tell me, what a loser ♪ 2253 01:21:09,402 --> 01:21:11,971 ♪ Tune in for the revolution ♪ 2254 01:21:18,345 --> 01:21:21,781 [rap music] 2255 01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:23,817 [clears throat] Hey. 2256 01:21:23,950 --> 01:21:25,318 -Butthead. -[balloon squeaks] 2257 01:21:25,452 --> 01:21:26,653 I've been meaning to ask you. 2258 01:21:26,786 --> 01:21:28,788 I'm so sorry. 2259 01:21:28,888 --> 01:21:29,823 You know what they say? 2260 01:21:29,956 --> 01:21:31,958 -[balloon squeaks] -Sorry. 2261 01:21:33,260 --> 01:21:34,227 [laughter] 2262 01:21:34,361 --> 01:21:35,829 I'm not back in town, Bri! 2263 01:21:37,970 --> 01:21:39,165 He's a very dangerous 12-year-old. 2264 01:21:39,265 --> 01:21:40,367 -[director] All right. -Yeah. 2265 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,735 -[tires screech] -[car crashes] 2266 01:21:41,868 --> 01:21:43,570 Not a good idea, Bri-Bri. 2267 01:21:43,703 --> 01:21:45,572 Hey, what's up? 2268 01:21:48,308 --> 01:21:50,443 [laughter] 2269 01:21:50,577 --> 01:21:51,611 [ice rattles] 2270 01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:52,812 What? 2271 01:21:54,114 --> 01:21:56,316 -I'm sorry. -Damn it! 2272 01:21:56,449 --> 01:21:57,984 -Are you insane? -Am I insane? 2273 01:21:58,118 --> 01:22:00,220 You're absolutely back crap--! 2274 01:22:00,353 --> 01:22:02,655 -I'm back crap? -You're back crap. 2275 01:22:02,789 --> 01:22:06,693 [rap music continues] 2276 01:22:06,826 --> 01:22:08,895 ♪ You was always hot ♪ 2277 01:22:09,290 --> 01:22:10,397 ♪ The rhymes were always tighter ♪ 2278 01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:11,931 Like what? 2279 01:22:12,650 --> 01:22:13,433 [Brian] Well, first of all, how about tanning cream 2280 01:22:13,566 --> 01:22:15,100 and bikini underwear? 2281 01:22:15,101 --> 01:22:16,569 That's another problem. 2282 01:22:16,703 --> 01:22:18,380 [laughter] 2283 01:22:18,138 --> 01:22:20,106 Hold up. 2284 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,875 What are you gonna do about all those psycho family? 2285 01:22:21,975 --> 01:22:23,476 What are those names called? What are they called? 2286 01:22:23,610 --> 01:22:24,744 -Psycho family. -What are they? 2287 01:22:24,844 --> 01:22:26,346 -[beep] -Hold up. 2288 01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:27,847 What are you gonna do [indistinct]? 2289 01:22:27,981 --> 01:22:29,416 [laughter] 2290 01:22:29,516 --> 01:22:31,251 Can you believe he's still mad at me 2291 01:22:31,351 --> 01:22:33,530 for something that happened 30 years ago? 2292 01:22:34,788 --> 01:22:37,290 Did you take my parking spot, Brian? 2293 01:22:37,390 --> 01:22:38,525 -Beep! -[car beeps] 2294 01:22:38,658 --> 01:22:39,626 [Brian laughs] 2295 01:22:39,726 --> 01:22:41,194 Guys, I made my own beep sound. 2296 01:22:41,327 --> 01:22:42,529 [laughter] 2297 01:22:42,662 --> 01:22:44,564 That's an all-time low, even for my acting. 2298 01:22:44,698 --> 01:22:47,333 -You cool with just one Bri? -[bleep] 2299 01:22:47,434 --> 01:22:48,968 What is it? You cool if I just call you... 2300 01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:50,637 -Damn it. -[beep] 2301 01:22:50,770 --> 01:22:52,372 -You co... You co... You... -[beep] 2302 01:22:52,472 --> 01:22:53,940 How about just one Bri? How about just one Bri? 2303 01:22:54,740 --> 01:22:54,974 Cool? How about just one Bri? 2304 01:22:55,108 --> 01:22:56,109 Cool? Yeah, okay. 2305 01:22:56,242 --> 01:22:57,777 Ugh. 2306 01:22:57,911 --> 01:23:01,614 [rap music continues] 2307 01:23:01,748 --> 01:23:03,516 Oh, hey! 2308 01:23:03,650 --> 01:23:05,618 Look at that list of super fun stuff I made for me. 2309 01:23:05,719 --> 01:23:07,954 It's CJ and me to do now that CJ's mom went ****-up. 2310 01:23:09,856 --> 01:23:10,690 Damn it, man. 2311 01:23:14,227 --> 01:23:15,195 Buckle in, boys. 2312 01:23:15,328 --> 01:23:16,830 [Brian] Hey, what are you doing? 2313 01:23:16,930 --> 01:23:17,764 There's different kids back there. 2314 01:23:17,897 --> 01:23:20,333 [laughter] 2315 01:23:20,433 --> 01:23:21,835 Now we're really screwed. 2316 01:23:21,935 --> 01:23:22,936 We got different kids all this time. 2317 01:23:23,690 --> 01:23:24,404 You keep forgetting the kids! 2318 01:23:24,537 --> 01:23:26,206 Hold up. 2319 01:23:26,306 --> 01:23:27,207 What are we gonna do about all those 2320 01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:29,376 psycho killing machines in there? 2321 01:23:29,476 --> 01:23:31,177 [laughter] 2322 01:23:31,311 --> 01:23:32,912 You have the same problem I do. 2323 01:23:33,130 --> 01:23:35,815 [laughter] 2324 01:23:35,949 --> 01:23:36,950 Oh, I almost dropped this. 2325 01:23:37,830 --> 01:23:38,551 [laughter] 2326 01:23:38,685 --> 01:23:41,788 [rap music continues] 2327 01:23:41,888 --> 01:23:42,956 Clear! Clear! 2328 01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:47,360 [groans] 2329 01:23:47,494 --> 01:23:49,596 Yo, Hunt. We'll get ‘em next time, huh, bro? 2330 01:23:49,729 --> 01:23:50,764 Don't call me “bro,” dude. 2331 01:23:50,897 --> 01:23:52,432 Don't call me “bro,” son. 2332 01:23:52,565 --> 01:23:54,234 [laughter] 2333 01:23:54,367 --> 01:23:55,502 One guy died in my arms 2334 01:23:55,602 --> 01:23:57,370 while I slowly watched him bleed out. 2335 01:23:57,470 --> 01:23:58,938 Sick, right? 2336 01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:00,400 I hate that. 2337 01:24:00,140 --> 01:24:01,741 [laughter] 2338 01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,743 Hiya! 2339 01:24:03,877 --> 01:24:05,278 [groans] 2340 01:24:06,846 --> 01:24:08,948 -[groans] I missed the door. -[bleep] 2341 01:24:09,820 --> 01:24:10,417 Sorry. 2342 01:24:10,517 --> 01:24:12,118 God. 2343 01:24:12,218 --> 01:24:14,220 Emily! Hey, how you doing, sweetie? 2344 01:24:14,354 --> 01:24:15,955 [Emily] Oh, hi. Is this Jeff? 2345 01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:18,124 In the... flesh. 2346 01:24:18,224 --> 01:24:20,660 [insect chirping] 2347 01:24:20,794 --> 01:24:22,529 Hi, Em. Is that me? 2348 01:24:22,662 --> 01:24:23,863 I'm waiting. I don't want to... 2349 01:24:23,997 --> 01:24:25,365 -I screwed it up. -I don't want to get--all right. 2350 01:24:25,498 --> 01:24:27,330 I was trying to come up with something else. 2351 01:24:27,167 --> 01:24:29,690 Okay, get off. I smell your *** in a raccoon hat [indistinct]. 2352 01:24:30,303 --> 01:24:31,304 [laughter] 2353 01:24:31,438 --> 01:24:32,872 [grunts] 2354 01:24:32,972 --> 01:24:34,307 [laughing] 2355 01:24:34,441 --> 01:24:35,542 I didn't know where to put my legs. 2356 01:24:35,642 --> 01:24:37,277 That was a very weird one, man. 2357 01:24:37,410 --> 01:24:39,312 [dramatic music] 2358 01:24:39,446 --> 01:24:40,347 -[loud thump] -[Jeff] Ow! 2359 01:24:42,849 --> 01:24:43,983 [up-tempo music] 2360 01:24:44,117 --> 01:24:46,553 So? Tell me about the playdate. 2361 01:24:46,686 --> 01:24:47,887 Lucas said it was, like, 2362 01:24:48,210 --> 01:24:49,622 literally the best day of his whole entire life. 2363 01:24:49,723 --> 01:24:51,358 Well, it was definitely something. 2364 01:24:51,491 --> 01:24:53,493 -[scoffs] -[doorbell rings] 2365 01:24:54,594 --> 01:24:55,829 Bri-Bri! 2366 01:24:55,929 --> 01:24:56,763 Jeff, what the hell are you doing? 2367 01:24:56,896 --> 01:24:58,980 It's two o'clock in the morning. 2368 01:24:58,231 --> 01:24:59,165 You didn't give me an address, 2369 01:24:59,265 --> 01:25:01,000 so I had to knock on a lot of doors. 2370 01:25:01,101 --> 01:25:02,302 You're never gonna guess what happened. 2371 01:25:02,435 --> 01:25:03,470 I don't feel like guessing. 2372 01:25:03,603 --> 01:25:04,771 -Oh, guess. -[Brian] I don't want to guess. 2373 01:25:04,904 --> 01:25:06,390 -Oh, just guess. -[Brian] I'm not-- 2374 01:25:06,139 --> 01:25:07,574 -I'm not guessing. -Guess. 2375 01:25:07,707 --> 01:25:10,944 [sighs] You stole another minivan. 2376 01:25:11,770 --> 01:25:12,112 What? [scoffs] 2377 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:13,813 That's a stupid guess. No. 2378 01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:15,415 They burned our house down. 2379 01:25:15,515 --> 01:25:16,649 Who, Maddox? 2380 01:25:16,783 --> 01:25:18,752 No, totally different group of bad people. 2381 01:25:18,852 --> 01:25:19,786 I'll tell you all about it. 2382 01:25:19,886 --> 01:25:20,787 Let's go, CJ. 2383 01:25:20,887 --> 01:25:21,721 [Jeff] I call top bunk. 2384 01:25:21,855 --> 01:25:22,722 [CJ] Bottom. 2385 01:25:22,856 --> 01:25:24,190 [door bangs] 2386 01:25:24,324 --> 01:25:29,195 [dramatic music] 2387 01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:24,310 [classical music] 2388 01:27:46,866 --> 01:27:51,738 [foreboding music]