1 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:19,190 ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too ♪ 2 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:25,325 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 3 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:31,640 ♪ Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "Yoo hoo!" ♪ 4 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:38,710 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 5 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,907 ♪ Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup ♪ 6 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,710 - ♪ Let's go, let's... ♪ - [record scratch] 7 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,211 Ooh! [stammers in fear] 8 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,860 Hmm. Tree-Scurrier to Little Drummer Boy. 9 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:55,288 All halls have been properly decked. 10 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,389 Over. 11 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:58,725 Little Drummer Boy, do you copy? 12 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,894 [exclaiming in distance] Hot! 13 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,961 Wayne? 14 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,365 Hot. Gingerbread burning, gotta go... [exclaims] 15 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,433 [gasps] 16 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,235 You didn't update your GBM software, did you? 17 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,371 [automated voice] Self-destruct mode initiated. 18 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,440 Exploding in 30 seconds. 19 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,241 - [both exclaim] - Ah! 20 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:18,440 - No, stop. - No, cancel. [yelps] 21 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:19,245 [yelps] 22 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:21,548 You have to enter your password to override! 23 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:23,450 [stammering] Huh? What's my password? 24 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,552 I don't know. It's your password. 25 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,821 [voice glitching] E-e-exploding in 20 seconds. 26 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,457 Oh! Got it. 27 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,292 Christmas. One, two, three. 28 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:34,794 Password, incorrect. 29 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,980 - Ahhh! - S-s-still self-destructing in five... 30 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,467 - No, no, no, you're incorrect. - Four, three... 31 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,835 Stop, stop counting down. 32 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,300 - ...two, one. - [yelping] 33 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:44,738 Merry Christmas. 34 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:46,639 [explosion] 35 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,113 [both exclaim] 36 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:54,414 [crackling] 37 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,118 Oh. 38 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:04,357 [car alarm blaring] 39 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,920 [sighs] Lanny... 40 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,828 I am initiating Snowball Protocol. 41 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,597 We will never speak of this again. 42 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:19,939 Well, that mission was not very tinsel, Wayne. 43 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,508 Not very tinsel at all. 44 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,843 Ahem. Zip it. Snowball Protocol. 45 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:25,211 - Oh, right. - Merry Christmas. 46 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,846 Oh, back at you, Jose. 47 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:28,314 - Merry Christmas, Alba. - Feliz Navidad. 48 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:31,284 So wait. Do you have any special plans for Christmas Day? 49 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,319 Nope. Not a one. 50 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:35,722 Oh, my family has a full day of activities planned, 51 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,223 and I'd love for someone to beat 52 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,192 my great aunt Lori at pin the horn on the narwhal. 53 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,293 Hmm. 54 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,629 She's starting to get a little too cocky about it. 55 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,464 So, uh, you in? 56 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:47,334 Oh, boy, that sounds fun. 57 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,403 But I don't know, we-we just worked all night together. 58 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:54,700 I mean, wouldn't you rather spend time with your family and friends? 59 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:55,575 I'm just a co-worker, right? 60 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,645 Oh, I thought, we... 61 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,414 Oh. Yeah, right. 62 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,515 Co-workers. 63 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,851 [woman] Wayne? 64 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,921 You didn't pick up when I called you all eight times. 65 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:09,856 What, did you lose your GBM again? 66 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,240 [chuckles] No. 67 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:12,920 Hi, Magee. 68 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,693 Oh, Tiny, hi. 69 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,530 You know, you know, your presence is a gift I'd love to return. 70 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:18,598 Okay, bye. 71 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,866 Oh, no, no, no you don't. 72 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:23,269 The Big Guy wants to speak to you both in his office S-T-A-T. Stat. 73 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,606 Not sure what you did, 74 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,909 because the boss usually settles in for his long winter's nap about now. 75 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,460 [whispering] It's probably about the GBM. [clears throat] 76 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,114 Okay. 77 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,500 I'll go in, smooth this over, and we can all get out-- 78 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,452 Uh-uh-uh. He wants to see Lanny first. 79 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,289 [coughing] Remember the Snowball Protocol. [clears throat] 80 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,891 [whimpers] 81 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:48,610 Why are you being weird, weirder than usual? What's Snowball Protocol? 82 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,129 Nothing. 83 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,230 You're up to something. 84 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:53,299 If you lie to The Big Guy and he finds out, 85 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,635 you'll be demoted-- to gift wrap. 86 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:56,736 [groans] 87 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,305 Lanny. 88 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,141 Lanny? 89 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:04,477 - Gift wrap. - Hmm. 90 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:09,820 Hello, sir. 91 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,384 One long night, huh? 92 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,860 Have a seat, Wayne. 93 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,155 Huh? Oh, yeah. 94 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,456 So... 95 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,758 I have something here. 96 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:19,926 Oh, my personnel file. 97 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:21,995 Is this some sort of a review? 98 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:24,497 Not that I have anything to hide. 99 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,665 Well... 100 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,968 Lanny told me about your... 101 00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:30,437 big secret. 102 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:31,504 He what? 103 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:35,241 You know, I don't know what he told you, sir, but this morning... 104 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,177 [laughs nervously] it wasn't that bad. 105 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,478 This morning? 106 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:42,182 Listen, I've seen other operations go way more sideways than this one. 107 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,283 [laughs nervously] 108 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,352 Oh! Do tell. 109 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,187 Well-- I don't-- N-now? 110 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,688 Oh, okay. 111 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,230 Well... 112 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,324 This one time... 113 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,832 [chuckles] I can't believe Magee called us in for a highly classified mission. 114 00:04:58,932 --> 00:04:59,933 I know. 115 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:03,336 It's super classified and super important. 116 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,873 [Magee] Uh-huh. Yeah, mmm-hmm, okay. 117 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:08,875 Who called this meeting? 118 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,543 Glen. I should have guessed. 119 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,479 Which conference room, Tiny? Uh-huh. 120 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,215 Yeah, wh-what, save me the good chair, you know the one. 121 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,150 Ugh, he never listens. 122 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,551 Reporting for duty, Magee. 123 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,287 Good, because this is a mission of utmost importance. 124 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,189 I call it operation... 125 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:24,524 Eggnog. 126 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:28,895 Meet Commodore Charles Eggnoggington, the Third. 127 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,196 Nog, for short. 128 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:31,297 [Lanny] Aww. 129 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:34,134 Wait, I thought pets weren't allowed at work. 130 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,402 [shushes] They're not. 131 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:39,390 He's been sick because of his sensitive little tum-tum 132 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:42,750 so I brought him to work to keep an eye on him. 133 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,844 Which is why I said it was classified. 134 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,346 You can't leave this office. 135 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,148 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 136 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:51,217 You want us to babysit your pet? 137 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,987 That's the big classified mission? 138 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:55,550 Yes. 139 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,222 No, no. 140 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:57,991 No way. I'm out. 141 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:01,561 I'll have my mother bake you her famous Christmas lasagna. 142 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,364 Triple layered with parm on top. 143 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:06,533 Double layered, parm sprinkle to keep it festive. 144 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:07,600 Deal. I'm in. 145 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,702 Great. 146 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,670 Here's a few instructions. 147 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:11,838 Oh, and one thing. 148 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,841 Nog loves fruitcake but he cannot have any. 149 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,544 Isn't that right, little Noggy-Nog? 150 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:21,448 If anything happens to him, I will snap you like a candy cane. 151 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,583 Back in a hour. 152 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,885 Goodbye, my handsome little gentleman. 153 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,387 [blows kiss] 154 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:28,722 [giggles] 155 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:30,230 That's for him, not you. 156 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,391 [mewls] 157 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,762 All right. Let's start wasting one hour. 158 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:38,765 - [Nog barks] - Wow. This is super detailed. 159 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:39,933 [sniffing] 160 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:42,350 Ugh, smells like wet fur in here. 161 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,138 There's even a diagram of Nog's no-no pet zones. 162 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,440 Don't even think about touching his left flipper. 163 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:50,276 Come on, can't be that hard to watch him. He's mostly blub... 164 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,279 - ...ber? Huh? - [gasps] Where's Nog? 165 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,647 [Nog mewls] 166 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,149 Oh, frostbite. 167 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:01,721 Mail call! 168 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:02,989 For you, Zamir. 169 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:04,224 Careful. 170 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,625 [Lanny] Oh, there he is. 171 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,227 Target acquired. 172 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:09,329 [woman] Letter for you, Doreen. 173 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,980 - [Lanny] She's headed for the elevator. - [both panting] 174 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,166 [elevator dings] 175 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,671 [Wayne] Janice. Janice. 176 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,105 Wayne? 177 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,640 Janice, hold the elevator. 178 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:24,577 Why Wayne? So you can hire more carolers to break up with me again? 179 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:28,581 ♪ Wayne, wishes to break up with you so here is your stuff ♪ 180 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,285 - Mm-mmm. - What? I mean, that was her favorite song. 181 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,987 I, I get no points for knowing that? 182 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,355 Nope. 183 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,292 - Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. - [panting] 184 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:42,362 - No! - [thuds] 185 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:43,596 [Janice] Bye, Wayne. 186 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,865 [groans] 187 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:49,669 Stairs. 188 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,138 [both grunt] 189 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,873 - Janice, please! - Oh, no, no, no... 190 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,275 What do you want? 191 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,509 Wait. 192 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,145 I waited long enough for you, Wayne. 193 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,313 [exclaims] 194 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,783 You're right, you're right. 195 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,618 What I need isn't here. 196 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:08,210 I'm dating someone new, and he's on the nice list! 197 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,790 Oh, where is he? 198 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,127 There he is. 199 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,730 - [both yelp] - No! 200 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,332 [Lanny] That ball goes straight to the toy factory. 201 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,638 - [beeps] - Check. 202 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,730 - [buzzes] - [Nog barks] 203 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,174 [screams] 204 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,246 [both panting and gasping] 205 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:34,547 Come on. 206 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,648 [panting] 207 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,687 - Oh! - [exclaims] 208 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:43,890 Ooh, sorry. 209 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:50,697 [screams] 210 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,265 Come back, sweet prince. 211 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,701 [sighs] I don't get paid enough for this. 212 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,404 [both screams] 213 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,505 [Wayne groans] 214 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,110 Okay, where are you, you rotten little eggnog? 215 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,579 Fruitcake delivery. 216 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:08,848 [mewls] 217 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,952 - [both exclaiming] - Oh, no. He can't eat fruitcake, Wayne. 218 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,622 [engine starts] 219 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,893 [♪ heavy metal version of "Jingle Bells" playing] 220 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,398 [both exclaim] 221 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,567 Over the fields we go. 222 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:29,102 Screaming all the way! 223 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,776 [both screaming] 224 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,978 No lasagna is worth this! 225 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:48,221 And with this final, delicate flourish, 226 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,623 my masterpiece is complete. 227 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,791 [sneezes] 228 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:53,727 [gasps] 229 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,729 No, no. No, no, no. Stay. 230 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,465 - Uh! No, no-- - [Nog chomping] 231 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,770 [gasps] 232 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,306 [gasps] His tum-tum. 233 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,407 - [beeping] - [gasps] 234 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,843 Wayne, Magee is back in five. [exclaims] 235 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:10,944 We gotta go. 236 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,645 Sorry, Chef, bye. 237 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:13,947 [sobbing] 238 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,982 I should have been a sugar plum dancer. 239 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,352 Hey, watch out! 240 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,453 [all exclaiming] 241 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:21,988 You almost scratched it. 242 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:24,824 Make way. 243 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,127 [sighs] You're right, Tiny. 244 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,129 I don't know why Glen called that meeting. 245 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,798 I mean, it was clearly a power trip so he could feel important. 246 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,866 Am I right? 247 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,369 [both panting] 248 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,438 Has he always been that shade of green? 249 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,140 Hold it together, Nog. 250 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,900 - [laughs] Tiny, you little gossip. - [Nog coughing and choking] 251 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,110 What was that? 252 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,179 [exclaims] 253 00:10:55,955 --> 00:11:00,293 [Magee laughing] Good one, Tiny, I don't know who Glen thinks he's fooling, 254 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,996 but that toupee does look like reindeer fur. 255 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:04,531 - [objects clatter] - Oh, frostbite. 256 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,366 [both gasping] 257 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,690 Wayne. 258 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,400 [gagging] 259 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,405 Oh, no. 260 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,341 - Too much fruitcake. - Oh, no. 261 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,576 No, no, no. Not on the carpet. 262 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,912 [vomits] 263 00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:22,480 [gasps] 264 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,183 - [squelching] - [groans] 265 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,818 Roasted chestnuts. 266 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,356 Oh! Little Noggy-Nog. 267 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:33,593 Isn't he just the cutest little ball of mush? [laughs] 268 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,761 [mewls] 269 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,530 Who let this window open? He could have escaped. 270 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:39,990 Oh, well I, uh... 271 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,501 Oh, no. I'm sorry, that was me. 272 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,400 I almost fainted from the excitement of playing with Nog. 273 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,730 - [mewls] - [Magee gasps] Oh! 274 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,242 I think I found my new babysitter. 275 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,770 I hate fruitcake. 276 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,214 [chuckles] That Nog. 277 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,382 [laughs heartily] 278 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,218 I hadn't heard that you lost him. 279 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,919 Oh, so... 280 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,289 that's not the big secret Lanny told you about. 281 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,591 [sighs] 282 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,359 It was not. 283 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,427 Well... 284 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,763 If it wasn't about Nog, uh... 285 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,930 [chuckles nervously] 286 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,266 ...then I think it must have been something else. 287 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,535 [exclaims, grunts] 288 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:20,140 Uh, maybe Lanny mentioned the incident on the island last year. 289 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,575 Such a nervous talker. [chuckles nervously] 290 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:23,643 Oh, Lanny. 291 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,944 Oh! 292 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,881 I'd love to hear all about it. 293 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,149 Okay. 294 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,925 Yuletide Island. Oh, wow. 295 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,161 This is so tinsel! 296 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,262 And very humid. 297 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,397 Mm-hmm. [exhales] 298 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:48,601 Yep, no more chimneys, no more stockings. 299 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:53,730 Lanny, all I want now is peace and quiet. 300 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,974 [hammering] 301 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,578 Have to post all of these rule signs so everyone can have fun. 302 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,313 - [elf grunts] - Safely. 303 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,416 Okay, everybody, here is a detailed schedule. 304 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,752 I have a full day of fun activities planned for everyone 305 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,880 before our big celebration feast tonight. 306 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:13,293 And yes, it's laminated, so you can take it in the ocean. You are welcome. 307 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,361 So organized. 308 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,462 [sighs] 309 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,629 Ooh, quick reminder. 310 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,331 Find a sunscreen buddy. 311 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,867 Or you'll wind up as red as Santa's suit. 312 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,202 [all laughing] 313 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,605 You know, Magee, other people know how to relax. 314 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,107 They don't need instructions. 315 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,342 [laughs hysterically] 316 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,443 [snores] 317 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,511 Yes, they do. 318 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,550 [chuckles] I can't wait to do all the things. 319 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,153 I can't wait to do none of the things. 320 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,322 I'll be in my hammock. Thank you. 321 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,690 Okay, well... 322 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,791 see you later? 323 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,896 [Wayne grunting] 324 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,500 [sighs in relief] 325 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,901 - [thuds] - [grunts] 326 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,303 Well, you missed beach volleyball, Wayne. 327 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,473 Luckily they said hitting the ball with my face still counts. 328 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,541 [chuckles] 329 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,470 [sighs in relief] 330 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,482 - Last call for jet ski rides. - [exclaims] 331 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,218 Wayne, last call for jet ski rides. 332 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,820 This vest fits great. 333 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,188 [sniffs] 334 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,900 It smells like a sea dumpster. 335 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,992 Whoa! [yelps] 336 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,328 [sighs in relief] 337 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,310 Sorry, Wayne. 338 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:26,990 [exclaims] 339 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,201 You missed the sand sculpture competition. 340 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,337 Look, Wayne, I made the two of us. 341 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,404 I didn't win, 342 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,406 but I tried the hardest. [chuckles] 343 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,507 [water splashing] 344 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,109 [gasps] 345 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,450 Huh. Well, at least sand castle Wayne participated. 346 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,780 [exclaims in exasperation] That's it. 347 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,782 I am on vacation. 348 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,352 Nobody cares about your schedule. 349 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,621 I'm just trying to relax, but you just keep going on with your... 350 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,891 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! 351 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,226 You know what, Wayne? 352 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,730 I spend so much time planning things, the least you could do is participate 353 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,310 and show some gra... 354 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:00,867 ti... tude... 355 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,605 Rolling snowballs, it's him. [gasps] 356 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,773 Renato. 357 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,430 [whispers] Renato. 358 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,745 [gasps] 359 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,816 [giggles] Oh. 360 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,151 That reminds me, 361 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,754 you know what I did, uh, as a thank you, 362 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:24,657 I booked you an appointment at Spa Navidad... 363 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,226 with Renato. 364 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,994 [whispers] Renato. 365 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,950 [crowd clapping] 366 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,897 What? There's no way. 367 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,966 I mean, he never has any last minute openings. 368 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,101 Oh, I'm actually scheduled to get a massage-- 369 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,805 Quiet. Hey, Renato, your next appointment is over here. 370 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:39,906 [chuckles] 371 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,175 Come with me, my jingle bell. 372 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,276 [gasps] 373 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,579 But what about-- what about the schedule and the rules and like the big feast-- 374 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,647 [shushes] 375 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,251 When Spa Navidad beckons, 376 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,853 you must heed its call. 377 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,954 Okay. 378 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,991 I'll handle it, you go, go relax, you work so hard. 379 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,160 You do so much for so many, so leave. 380 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,328 Oh, you got your hand in mine. [chuckles] 381 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,430 I feel so safe. 382 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,597 Wow, Wayne. 383 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,100 I'm surprised you're taking over as the activities director. 384 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,168 I'm not. 385 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,636 I am on vacation. 386 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,938 No more rules. 387 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,106 [crowd cheering] 388 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,809 [crowd chanting] No more rules! No more rules! 389 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,715 [Renato] As we embark on our journey, 390 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,149 join me, will you, 391 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,552 in some simple yoga poses. 392 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,220 Beginning with... Santa's Sleigh. 393 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,326 Next... Down the Chimney. 394 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,629 And now... Trimming Tree. 395 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,299 [groaning] 396 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,402 - I don't think I-- - No, no, no. Don't think, you can. 397 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,237 Hold it for three deep breaths. 398 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,405 Oh, what's happening? 399 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,841 - [straining] What's happening? - Two turtle doves. 400 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,377 - One partridge. - [wincing] 401 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,145 And release. 402 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,715 Ah, you've gone straight to Yule Log. 403 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,684 - You're learning. - Ow. 404 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,540 Hey, Wayne. 405 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,723 Uh, some of the other elves have question for you. 406 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,658 Oh, were you sleeping? 407 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,699 And now we must relax your mind. 408 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,934 Yeah, my mind doesn't relax well. I'm very worried-- 409 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:16,360 [shushes] 410 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:17,837 All is calm. 411 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,572 All is bright. 412 00:17:19,673 --> 00:17:21,740 [bells chiming] 413 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,614 Oof, you really know how to ring those bells. 414 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,549 [elves shouting indistinctly] 415 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,530 [screams] 416 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,790 Wayne, I mean, if you aren't gonna help them, 417 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,725 maybe we should get Magee. 418 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,293 No, she's busy. 419 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,363 Yeah, but-- hey, you know what? 420 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:47,267 If you're so concerned, why don't you take care of it? 421 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,735 Uh, yeah. 422 00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,904 Sure. What are friends for? 423 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,739 How can I help? 424 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,308 - [indistinct shouting continues] - Oh, okay yeah. 425 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,910 Yeah, okay. I, I'll, I'll-- 426 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,480 [sighs with relief] Oh, ow. 427 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,115 - [bones cracking] - Wow. Uh-huh. 428 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,216 Yeah, okay. 429 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,288 [winces, exclaims] 430 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:13,393 And on the final stage of our journey, you must travel inward, 431 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,296 to your place of merriment. 432 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,336 [thinking] Mmm, meetings. 433 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,738 Schedules. 434 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:25,805 Reports. 435 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,240 Handbooks. Labels. 436 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:31,144 Binders, pens, pencils, files, orders, sticky notes, calendars. 437 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,948 ♪ I would like to thank Magee for scheduling this meeting ♪ 438 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:37,684 ♪ It could have been an email, but it's way more fun in person ♪ 439 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,687 ♪ It's 5 p.m. on Friday but we never dream of leaving ♪ 440 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,423 ♪ Where would we be without Magee? ♪ 441 00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:46,920 [cell phone ringing] 442 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,328 ♪ Hiya mom, what's that you say, you're proud of me? ♪ 443 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,765 ♪ Oh, really? Despite how I ignore your unsolicited opinions ♪ 444 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,834 ♪ In fact, you think that all my life decisions have been perfect ♪ 445 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,370 ♪ Where would she be without Magee? ♪ 446 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,938 ♪ Her spreadsheets are accurate ♪ 447 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,340 ♪ Her spelling's immaculate ♪ 448 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,641 ♪ Let's circle back ♪ 449 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,343 - ♪ To Magee ♪ - Thanks, fellas. 450 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:07,881 ♪ Where would we be without Magee? ♪ 451 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:18,224 ♪ Where would we be without Magee? ♪ 452 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,160 [screams] 453 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,227 I, I can't. 454 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,362 [indistinct conversation] 455 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,798 I, I don't know. I... I don't know. 456 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,866 - [screams] - Lanny? 457 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,736 [panting] 458 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,837 - [yelps] - Hmm? 459 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,339 I hate this vacation, 460 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,640 and my back is burning. 461 00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:34,908 [yelps] 462 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,643 Oof! 463 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:39,145 Looks like your sunscreen buddy really let you down. 464 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,213 [Lanny groans] 465 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,148 Oh, wait. 466 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,317 I'm your sunscreen buddy. 467 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:49,422 [crowd chanting] No more rules! No more rules! 468 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,758 Well, that's alarming. 469 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,861 [Lanny] This is so not tinsel. 470 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,196 [sighing in despair] 471 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,398 [Renato sighs] 472 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,835 You have achieved total merriment. 473 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,874 Our journey is complete. 474 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:08,942 [gasps] 475 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,111 The Yuletides. They summon me. 476 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,212 [wind blows] 477 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,180 [birds chirping] 478 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:18,184 Oh, a tip is optional, but I do have student loans, so anything is appreciated. 479 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:20,353 [birds chirping] 480 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,688 [Wayne groans] 481 00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:23,757 Magee, we need your help. 482 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:25,925 Magee? Magee? 483 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,940 Are you broken? 484 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,195 Where's Renato? 485 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:33,933 [voice whispers] Renato. 486 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,350 [whistles] 487 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,700 Hm. 488 00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:38,905 All right, fine. 489 00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,875 Look, Magee, you drive me crazy, but... 490 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,412 I know you work twice as hard to make sure we can all relax, so... 491 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,480 thank you for planning this whole trip. 492 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,217 I screwed up everything, and... 493 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,287 and you were right. 494 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,423 [gasps] 495 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,925 Oh! Did you just say I was right? 496 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,227 [clears throat] Yes. 497 00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:03,630 [crowd chanting] No more rules! No more rules! 498 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,632 - Oh! What in the-- - Uh... 499 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,200 [crowd chanting] No more rules! No more rules! 500 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,503 - No rules! - [Magee] Oh, Wayne. 501 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,604 [crowd cheering] 502 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,672 Coffee. 503 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,773 [slurps] 504 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,908 Schedule. 505 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,576 Bullhorn. 506 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,278 It's jingle time. 507 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,247 Yeah, to the right, to the right, okay. That's it, take it over there. 508 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,482 Feast this way, Stella. 509 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,983 Oh, good to see you Frankie. 510 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,880 [gasps] Charlie, you're looking sharp. [gasps] Glen. 511 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,526 You know, I never thought I'd be so happy to see you back in your usual 512 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,595 type A, fun-scheduling self. 513 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,199 I suppose achieving a little bit of merriment isn't such a bad thing. 514 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,301 Hmm. 515 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:43,770 [whispers] Renato. 516 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,275 And sorry, Lanny. 517 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:53,130 I mean, I just wanted my vacation. I didn't mean to ruin yours. 518 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:54,314 Glad you had my back. 519 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,382 [groans in pain] 520 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,950 Ah! Always. 521 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,651 [Wayne] I'll get you some aloe. 522 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:00,687 [The Big Guy] Mm-hmm. 523 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,822 Yes. 524 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:06,260 I read Magee's incident report about that. 525 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:07,360 [laughs] 526 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,795 It was very long. 527 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:09,996 [sighs wearily] 528 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,640 Sir. 529 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,133 I know I messed up this morning. 530 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,301 I shouldn't have initiated Snowball Protocol 531 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,404 and made Lanny keep it from you. 532 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:21,675 Oh, well, that's not the big secret. 533 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,176 What? Th--that's not it? 534 00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:24,577 [laughs] No. 535 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:25,879 No, Wayne. 536 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:29,649 There was no need for Snowball Protocol. 537 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,718 Just open the file. 538 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,688 It's a... 539 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,256 bir-birthday card... 540 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,357 to me. 541 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,592 But I never told anyone my birthday was... 542 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:40,694 today. 543 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,861 Yes. 544 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,431 Your big secret. 545 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:49,936 Lanny discovered that Christmas Day also happens to be your big day, 546 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,906 and it has always been overlooked. 547 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,420 But overlooked no more. 548 00:22:56,743 --> 00:23:00,113 That Lanny sure is a thoughtful one. 549 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,214 [sighs] 550 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:02,916 "Dear Wayne, 551 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,452 have the most tinsel birthday ever. 552 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,354 Your friend..." 553 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,421 [chuckles softly] 554 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,522 "...co-worker. 555 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,890 Lanny." 556 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,600 Friendship is such a wonderful gift. 557 00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:23,937 [indistinct chatter] 558 00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:28,108 [Lanny] She moved it! She moved it! 559 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:31,478 Did you guys see that? No more cheating, Great Aunt Lori. 560 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,246 [gasps] Wayne? 561 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:34,814 What are you doing here? 562 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,915 Well... 563 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,618 Christmas is for family and friends and... 564 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,121 you're just about the best friend I've got. 565 00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:42,489 Aw! 566 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,257 [groans] 567 00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:45,592 Happy birthday, Wayne. 568 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,961 Merry Christmas, Lanny. 569 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:49,729 Come on in. 570 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,331 Hey, everybody. 571 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:52,499 Wayne's here. 572 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,267 [all] Happy birthday, Wayne. 573 00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:56,336 [Wayne] Oh, hey. Well, thanks, thanks everybody. 574 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,804 [Magee] Wayne, it's your birthday? 575 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,730 - [Nog mewls] - And there was a card? 576 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:01,408 Lanny!