1 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:07,774 (CHORUS SINGING) 2 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:10,430 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 3 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:17,650 NARRATOR: This is the story of Alejandro. 4 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,129 (BOY IN SPANISH) 5 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,430 (WOMAN IN SPANISH) 6 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:42,609 (WOMAN IN SPANISH) 7 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:53,720 NARRATOR: (IN ENGLISH) His mother was an artist. 8 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:02,950 NARRATOR: (IN ENGLISH) And he was her project. 9 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,399 She gave him everything. 10 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:09,690 So, he wished for everything. 11 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:14,674 (EERIE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 12 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:29,155 EERIE VOICE: (ECHOING) Ale... 13 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,604 DOLORES: Alejandro! 14 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,706 (WINCES) 15 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:48,575 Hijo! 16 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:51,745 Ale! 17 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,283 Alejandro! 18 00:01:57,384 --> 00:02:00,530 NARRATOR: But she had a recurring dream... 19 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:02,756 - DOLORES: Ale! - NARRATOR: ...of Alejandro 20 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,424 wearing all blue... 21 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:06,659 DOLORES: Hijo! 22 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:11,898 NARRATOR: ...leaving the safe world she created, 23 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:14,134 where he'd face the dangers 24 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:17,170 she tried so hard to keep him from. 25 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,641 (GRAND MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,259 Hi, hi, hello, hi. 27 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,294 Uh, my name is Alejandro. 28 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,129 I am originally from El Salvador, 29 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:44,330 but I live in New York now. 30 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,833 Um, and I have a lot of ideas for toys. 31 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,340 Toys these days are wonderful, 32 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:51,171 but they are a little bit too preoccupied with, um... 33 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,672 uh, fun. 34 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:55,375 Um, I have a few ideas for toys that include 35 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,177 a doll that is kind of like a Barbie, 36 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,790 except she has her little fingers crossed 37 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,413 behind her back. 38 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,316 This, I believe, will add much tension and intrigue 39 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,387 their uniquely complicated lives. 40 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,489 Like Marjorie, for instance. 41 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:10,557 She should have a little picture 42 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,158 of a spot inside of her mouth, 43 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:13,560 which she's texting to a friend 44 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,628 because she's worried that it might be something. 45 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,896 Something bad. 46 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:19,165 I am career-oriented, 47 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,735 uh, detail-focused, 48 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:24,304 and enjoy, uh, 49 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:27,340 teamwork. 50 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:31,678 NARRATOR: Alejandro did not get the job. 51 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:35,882 It was as if he had sent his dreams into a void. 52 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:40,320 And the void replied with an email? 53 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:42,889 Signed by no one in particular. 54 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:49,396 Sent by a mysterious "do not reply" address. 55 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,932 So, what's exciting about FreezeCorp 56 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:54,670 is that we are the only 57 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,769 cryogenics facility in the world 58 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:58,571 that tends exclusively to artists. 59 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,408 NARRATOR: And so he got a job at FreezeCorp. 60 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,877 - A cryogenics facility, - (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 61 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:04,778 (ON TV) In fact... 62 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,613 NARRATOR: Which got him a work visa 63 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:09,490 to stay in the United States. 64 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,520 (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) 65 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,124 Alejandro thinks of his job as a long, careful, 66 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,460 - but steady course. - (SHOES SQUEAK) 67 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:24,640 At the end of it, there is a job at Hasbro. 68 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:28,902 At FreezeCorp, he was assigned to Bobby Asencio... 69 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,236 (BEEPS) 70 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,172 ...an unknown painter, 71 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,342 who exclusively did paintings of eggs. 72 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:37,444 BOBBY: They're not eggs. 73 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:38,812 They're hope. 74 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,714 They are a promise, 75 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:41,915 possibilities, 76 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,983 a mystery. 77 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:45,785 What's inside the egg? 78 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:47,870 I don't know. 79 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,356 Is it a hen? 80 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,791 Is it a hen with a tragic life or a beautiful life? 81 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:53,626 I don't know. I don't know this hen. 82 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,662 You get me right, Elizabeth? I could feel that you get me. 83 00:04:55,762 --> 00:05:00,660 NARRATOR: His wife, Elizabeth, was an art critic. 84 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:04,804 When Bobby was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1996, 85 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,273 she decided to keep every piece of paper 86 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:08,742 he ever touched, 87 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,578 becoming the guardian of his legacy. 88 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,415 In the ultimate act of perseverance, 89 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,251 Bobby chose to freeze himself. 90 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,120 BOBBY: I'm going to the future. 91 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:24,124 I'm going on a long, long journey. 92 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,592 I don't know what awaits me, 93 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:27,994 but maybe people will understand my eggs there. 94 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:30,630 (INSPIRING MUSIC PLAYING) 95 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:32,599 (FREEZER BUZZING) 96 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:33,767 NARRATOR: There is no data that suggests 97 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,136 that Bobby will ever get into the future. 98 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:37,370 Legally, 99 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,607 this company provides a form of euthanasia. 100 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,142 - But that's just on paper. - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 101 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,911 In practice, if you are approved for "euthanasia," 102 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:47,800 you drink our patented CryoPreserve, 103 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,160 and then brr! Your organs get a big chill. 104 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,510 And you go to sleep. 105 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,319 Our scientists are working around the clock 106 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,388 to one day discover 107 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,458 how to bring our patients back. 108 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,528 NARRATOR: Life had told Bobby, "No." 109 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,897 Instead of accepting that, 110 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,532 he did the implausible. 111 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,567 He froze himself, 112 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:10,737 so he could hopefully come back and try again. 113 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,974 Alejandro found this inspiring. 114 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,677 After all, he immigrated 115 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,979 to the most competitive place on Earth, 116 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,783 in hopes to become a world-famous toy designer. 117 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,151 ALEJANDRO: A slinky that simply 118 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,870 refuses to go downstairs. 119 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,823 Forcing the child to go on the journey, step by step. 120 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:32,325 The joy comes not from watching something happen, 121 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:33,727 but by achieving it. 122 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:34,794 (THUDS) 123 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,636 (GRAND CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 124 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,172 (MUSIC STOPS) 125 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,442 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 126 00:06:58,485 --> 00:06:59,486 (MACHINE BUZZES LOUDLY) 127 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,755 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 128 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,992 (GENERATOR BEEPING) 129 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,479 - (BEEPING STOPS) - RECEPTIONIST: Alejandro? 130 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,682 - (MACHINE LOADING) - Hi. 131 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,618 Was the backup disconnected? 132 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,753 Um... 133 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:36,356 What? 134 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,792 Was the backup disconnected? 135 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,762 The backup is currently connected. 136 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:44,964 Uh-huh. 137 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,435 All right. We... We're closing up. 138 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:49,536 (BEEPS) 139 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,670 SHARON: I was just suggesting... 140 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:51,971 ELIZABETH: ...I sign them... 141 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,106 She's here. 142 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,175 (SIGHS) Brace yourself. 143 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,743 ELIZABETH: ...sign a contract without reading it? 144 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,512 Like some teenager getting a phone at MetroPCS? 145 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:00,980 SHARON: No, I know... I know you read the contract, 146 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:02,248 - which is why I'm surprised... - ELIZABETH: What's the limit? 147 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,385 - A limit to what? - A limit to the amount 148 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,354 of times you're going to hike the prices. 149 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,656 Or am I and my poor, frozen husband 150 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:12,926 going to be held to ransom indefinitely? Hello. 151 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,695 Hi. 152 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,310 This is Alejandro. He is the archivist assigned to Bobby. 153 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,501 Oh. 154 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:23,690 Hi... Hi, Elizabeth, it's so nice to meet you 155 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,938 and put a... and put a face to the name. 156 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,842 Oh, it's very nice to meet you too, Alejandro. 157 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,440 You're doing a wonderful job. 158 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,680 Yes, I would like to think that the astronomical 159 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,249 hike in prices for the Deluxe package, 160 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,517 might benefit you in some way, 161 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,850 but I suppose your bosses are just 162 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,530 gobbling up the profits. 163 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,354 SHARON: Nobody's gobbling up anything, 164 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,789 it is, uh, simple inflation. 165 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,691 We're now getting a lecture on economics 166 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,270 from the good doctor here. Pace University, was it? 167 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:51,231 Hm. Uh, yes, but it is in the contract as per the signed... 168 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,265 We can... How about... 169 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,967 How about we chat in my office? 170 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:55,101 Shall we? 171 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,738 - Sharon? - Yes. 172 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,206 (WHISPERING) The backup generator was disconnected. 173 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,307 SHARON: What? 174 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:02,642 What? 175 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,711 (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 176 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,130 (RHYTHMIC DRUMMING) 177 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:11,418 SHARON: Alejandro, will you, 178 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,986 uh, stop by my office tomorrow? 179 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:18,224 Um, yeah. Yes. What did you... 180 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:19,192 What did you wanna talk about? 181 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,593 - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) - Let's talk tomorrow. 182 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,950 I didn't realize I was interrupting a meeting, 183 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,229 shall I get you a coffee? 184 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,980 Oh, (CHUCKLES FORCEDLY) No... 185 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:26,933 (FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 186 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:29,903 NARRATOR: Faced with a challenge, 187 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,739 Alejandro called his mother. 188 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:36,900 Dolores was always ready to solve his problems. 189 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,711 (WATER PATTERS) 190 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:14,914 (CLOCK TICKING LOUDLY) 191 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:20,987 (DIAL TONE BEEPING) 192 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,256 Ale! 193 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,225 (AUTOMATED VOICE IN SPANISH) 194 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,662 SPRAY: (IN ENGLISH) What are you talking about? 195 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,531 I didn't eat your ****ing Oreos, 196 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,766 you ****ing wiener. 197 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,301 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Hey, good night. 198 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,569 SPRAY: Good night. 199 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,304 Can I have some though? 200 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,606 MAN: No! 201 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,700 - SPRAY: Please? - MAN: Get your own. 202 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,512 NARRATOR: That night, Dolores was supposed 203 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,914 to work on a monument proposal 204 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:52,180 on the subject of "the Salvadorian artist." 205 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:55,722 But instead she thought about Ale. 206 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,580 - (CLOCK TICKING) - Her delicate little creation. 207 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,161 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 208 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,640 - Hi, good morning. - Morning. 209 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,199 Uh, you wanted to talk to me? 210 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,702 Uh, yes, can I have a moment to get settled? 211 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,306 (DOOR OPENS) 212 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,575 (WATER BUBBLING) 213 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,610 (SHARON SIGHS) 214 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,412 Okay, you can come in. 215 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,881 - (SHARON CLEARS THROAT) - ALEJANDRO: How are you? 216 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,984 Great. How are you? 217 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:26,119 I'm good. 218 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,754 SHARON: (COUGHS) Okay. 219 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,855 Excited to have this check-in. 220 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,324 (INHALES) Alejandro, 221 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,527 this is really hard 222 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,429 - but, um... - Oh, no. 223 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:39,399 But, unfortunately, given the incident, 224 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,369 we can't continue having you as a part of this team. 225 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,970 But nothing happened. 226 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,239 The backup generator was unplugged. 227 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,508 And the subject could have been at risk. 228 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,776 But nothing happened. 229 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,311 That is like removing all the fire extinguishers 230 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,846 - from a building. - ALEJANDRO: And then putting 231 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,314 them back before there's a fire. 232 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,449 It's more like parking in front of a fire hydrant. 233 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,850 For which you get a ticket. (CHUCKLES FORCEDLY) 234 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,889 B... But why? 235 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,358 If there was no actual fire... 236 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,893 - I... B... But, uh... - ALEJANDRO: ...we proved that 237 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,561 it's an honest mistake and it wasn't your intention 238 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,996 and that you won't do it again. 239 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:11,331 I... I mean, don't you think... 240 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,733 Uh, my thoughts don't count. You just would, you would. 241 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:14,834 - ALEJANDRO: But... - You would get a ticket. 242 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,136 But if you don't employ me... 243 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,271 - We know. - Then, you do know, okay. 244 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,874 But... But then I don't... I don't have a work visa. 245 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,142 - We know. - ALEJANDRO: If I don't 246 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,110 have a work visa, then I can't be here. 247 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,913 We know. 248 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,516 Who is "we"? 249 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,583 (TICKING) 250 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,152 SHARON: We here at FreezeCorp. 251 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,870 ALEJANDRO: Look, I just need a little bit more time 252 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,456 because I'm already applying for this other job at Hasbro 253 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,490 that I'm really excited about. 254 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,225 No disrespect to... to FreezeCorp and the... 255 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,427 the FreezeCorp family. - SHARON: Uh, uh... 256 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,995 ALEJANDRO: Or... Or I can do this part-time. 257 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:43,363 - SHARON: Alejandro, I... - ALEJANDRO: Or as an intern. 258 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,998 - SHARON: Alejandro... - ALEJANDRO: Or whatever you... 259 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:46,566 - SHARON: Listen, I have to go. - ELIZABETH: No more archive. 260 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,634 What a terrible shame. 261 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:48,768 SHARON: Elizabeth, I am not... 262 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,360 ELIZABETH: You'll keep his corpse frozen 263 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,838 or you're gonna throw that out as well? 264 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,740 SHARON: We are simply moving Bobby 265 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,100 from the Deluxe Chamber with archive 266 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,479 to the Basic as per your... 267 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,182 ELIZABETH: And will you simply help me take his archive 268 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,783 to the dumpster? 269 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,952 Or must I break my back doing that myself? 270 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,880 SHARON: No one is going to be moving... 271 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,956 ELIZABETH: Don't you belittle me! 272 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,626 You middle of the road, middle, middle, middle 273 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,662 middle, middle manager! 274 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,597 SHARON: (ON TV) ...working around the clock to one day 275 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,798 - discover... - Hi. 276 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,467 SHARON: ...how to bring our patients back. 277 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,568 Hello. 278 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,704 Cannot believe that woman! 279 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,706 Screaming at me like that. 280 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,242 Threatening to throw Bobby's body out. 281 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,643 Did you see that? 282 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,450 I'm very grateful to you, by the way, 283 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,913 for helping me like this. 284 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,517 - (CLANGS) - (ELIZABETH GRUNTS, HUFFS) 285 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,285 What were we thinking? 286 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,521 And what are we supposed to do with all this stuff anyway? 287 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,489 I can see Bobby's going 288 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,823 to wake up in the future and his wife's gone 289 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,592 and thrown away all his things! 290 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,394 ALEJANDRO: I don't think you need to throw anything out. 291 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,162 He didn't leave an insane amount of stuff. 292 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,797 I... I would argue you never needed 293 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,265 that big space to begin with. 294 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,768 So, why don't you just make room for it somewhere else? 295 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,870 I don't suppose you would 296 00:13:56,970 --> 00:14:00,507 have any time for a little side project, would you? 297 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,176 (PIPE HISSING) 298 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,111 ALEJANDRO: What do you normally use this space for? 299 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,379 ELIZABETH: Oh, I live here. 300 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,114 - (BEEPS) - Oh. 301 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,417 I live, uh, part of the year here, 302 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,918 part of the time in Maine, 303 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,200 and part of the time in Asheville. 304 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,791 Did you hear the way she screamed at me? 305 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,259 How do you put up with her? 306 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,928 - Did she ever yell at you? - ALEJANDRO: Well... 307 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,531 I... As it turns out, I got... I got laid off. 308 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,320 Oh, Alejandro! 309 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:30,236 That woman, she is out to ruin us all! 310 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,539 And she's a thief, as well, you know. 311 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,641 Um, well, sure. 312 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:35,675 And she... 313 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:36,843 doesn't listen to reason. 314 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,244 I put up quite a fight. 315 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,245 Thank you. 316 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,814 - Thank you for... - Thank you. 317 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,349 For the job and the memories... 318 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:44,284 But mainly, she... 319 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,870 they didn't wanna sponsor me anymore. 320 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,822 I'm actually from El Salvador. 321 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,390 Oh, El Salvador? 322 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,825 Pupusas? 323 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,259 - Yes. - And those, uh, nuns 324 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,610 they killed in the 80s, yes. 325 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,163 R... Right. So now, 326 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,798 I'm looking for... for a new job. 327 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,134 - Oh you are? - ALEJANDRO: That will maybe 328 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,469 - sponsor me. - ELIZABETH: Oh. 329 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,371 Well... 330 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,140 I'm not sure I could, uh, offer anything formal. 331 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,743 But, uh, maybe freelance? 332 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:12,212 And, uh, then we could see? 333 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,514 (ELIZABETH'S VOICE ECHOES INDISTINCTLY) 334 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,190 Did you use FileMaker Pro at the facility? 335 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,720 No, we used Google Sheets. 336 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,821 (LAUGHS) No, no, you can't... 337 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,240 you can't compare that to FileMaker Pro. 338 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,525 NARRATOR: It's basically the same, 339 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:29,162 except FileMaker is harder to use and not free. 340 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,431 Do you know FileMaker Pro? 341 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,201 Yeah, I love it. 342 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,371 Oh, my goodness, that's splendid. 343 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,773 Oh, yes. 344 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,976 My, uh, former assistant, 345 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,112 Celeste, she ran away with an Italian, 346 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,481 and I could not even begin to tell you, 347 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,184 but anyway, she had this bright idea 348 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,552 of setting up a database 349 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,320 so that I could keep a track of all Bobby's paintings 350 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,790 wherever they were, you know, two over here, 351 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,324 couple over here in this gallery, 352 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,600 and to have a sense of order 353 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,528 to have a sense of perspective. 354 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:05,465 I mean, FileMaker is the Cadillac of archival software, 355 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,766 you know, recommended by Gagosian, 356 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:07,867 recommended by the Whitney, 357 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,700 and apparently very, very easy to set up. 358 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,504 And that's what she promised me. 359 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,640 And that's what she failed to deliver. 360 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,800 Because the thing about (CHUCKLING BITTERLY) 361 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,844 Celeste of course, is that she was on drugs. 362 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,146 - Oh, no. - ELIZABETH: She was constantly 363 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,450 coming in with dirty shoes, always in the alleys. 364 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,850 You know, that's a very, very clear sign. 365 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,253 And the whole thing just didn't work! 366 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,955 None of the databases matched. 367 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,256 Any assistant of mine 368 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,580 will have to come up to Maine a fair bit. 369 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,526 Do you garden? 370 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,161 Oh, I... I could garden. 371 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,997 Oh, that's great, so you can drive us up there. 372 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:39,733 Oh, no, I... I don't know how to drive. 373 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,335 I'm looking now for the pictures of the begonias, 374 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,636 you'll see them when you drive us up there. 375 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:47,874 But the begonias this year were so beautiful, 376 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,143 and the sweet peas' just beginning, 377 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,545 just the little shoots starting. 378 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,781 And I think next year, the pinks particularly... 379 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,490 Oh, my goodness, 380 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,283 where are these photographs? I'm really thinking 381 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,485 that I couldn't have seen these photographs. 382 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:02,122 Oh, my goodness me, this software drives me insane. 383 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,157 I can never, ever find what you want, 384 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,458 and it's so hard on the nails. 385 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,394 They said it's likely to be in the Dropbox now. 386 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,300 Now, we... we... we... Maybe in the (GROANS) iCloud... 387 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,650 (GROANS) How do you get into the iCloud thing? 388 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,167 They told me once, and it made no sense! 389 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:18,204 Where are these photographs? (GROANING) 390 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,106 Let me... If... 391 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,274 ELIZABETH: You know, when you're looking for something 392 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,409 - and you can never find it. - May... May I... 393 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,576 I want someone to invent the thing 394 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,450 where you say, "Look for the photograph 395 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,546 "of the blooms," and then suddenly there are... 396 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,982 And, they probably have, but nobody's told me about it. 397 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:30,150 I bet I can help you with that. If... 398 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,251 ELIZABETH: No, no, no, Alejandro. 399 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,585 They say it's simple, 400 00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:35,889 let's hear from them, how simple it is! 401 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,900 Right this minute. 402 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,958 I was on with them most of the day yesterday. 403 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:39,993 (CALL RINGING) 404 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:41,194 AUTOMATED VOICE: Apple Support. 405 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,862 To securely verify your iden... 406 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,931 No, none of those options. 407 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:45,932 AUTOMATED VOICE: In a few words, 408 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,267 please tell me why you're calling. 409 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,535 - ELIZABETH: Human. - AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you 410 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,936 - for contacting Apple... - ELIZABETH: Human being. 411 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,371 AUTOMATED VOICE: Please hold for an Apple advisor... 412 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,139 (AUTOMATED VOICE CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 413 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:56,420 ELIZABETH: No, none of those options. No. Other. 414 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,344 Other. 415 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,878 - Other. - SERVICE REP: Hello, ma'am. 416 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,146 - Are you still there? - Well, of course, I'm here. 417 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,348 Where else will I be? 418 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,149 You've been holding me hostage on this call. 419 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,151 - I need my photographs. - SERVICE REP: Ma'am... 420 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,853 ELIZABETH: You're holding up an important meeting! 421 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,154 Uh... I'm sorry about the hold. 422 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,956 But w... w... where are... where are my photographs? 423 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,791 You've hidden them again, you've hidden them from me! 424 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,828 Your... Your pictures should be on the Photos app. 425 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,563 ELIZABETH: Well, I deleted them because you told me 426 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,265 that there would be a back up in the Cloud! 427 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,201 (SHOUTING) What is the Cloud anyway? I don't understand! 428 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,360 They wouldn't just disappear like that, ma'am. 429 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,804 Stop interrupting me! Listen! 430 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,573 I need my photographs. 431 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,740 You... You've hidden them from me, 432 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,943 you keep hiding things from me. 433 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:31,544 Where are my photographs? 434 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,514 You have erased my memories... 435 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,820 (ECHOING) 436 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,918 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 437 00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:40,120 And if that isn't enough, 438 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,355 I was forced to switch to voice memos 439 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,556 instead of texting! 440 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,792 Because your tiny, tiny, tiny keyboard is 441 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,127 too bloody small... 442 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,328 Well, you can enlarge the keyboard. 443 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,829 Don't interrupt me! 444 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,164 (SERVICE REP GASPS) 445 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,340 (SHOUTING) I want to text with my fingers! 446 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,336 - (REP SCREAMING ECHOES) - (ALARM BEEPING) 447 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,241 (WOMAN IN SPANISH) 448 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,950 (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 449 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:13,219 (CLOCK TICKING) 450 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:18,324 (SIGHS WEARILY) 451 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,661 (IN ENGLISH) Uh, Alejandro Martinez. 452 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:22,529 Yes, hi. That's me. 453 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,897 WOMAN: Mr. Khalil's ready for you. 454 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,231 Thank you. 455 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,568 (CHORUS SINGS OMINOUSLY) 456 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,905 All right, so, you got to get another sponsor. 457 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,340 Pronto, rapido. 458 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,407 What happened to the toy people? 459 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,542 They won't hire you? 460 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,344 I don't know. I mean, t... t... 461 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,120 they're just not going to be taking applications 462 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,347 - for a while. - Okay, okay, look, 463 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,820 you... you don't have a while. You have a month 464 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,450 to find someone to co-sign your visa, 465 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,719 and if you don't, you have to leave the US. 466 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:46,753 (TICKING) 467 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,621 Yeah, I... I... I've been working on that, 468 00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:50,623 I... I started freelancing for this lady, 469 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,827 - um, she's, um... - (CHORUS SINGS) 470 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:57,130 Well, whatever, it'll just be a few hours here and there. 471 00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:01,334 Also today? Well, (CHUCKLES) that's rapido. 472 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,300 You think this lady can sponsor you? 473 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,971 I... I mean, we'll see. 474 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,640 "We'll see." 475 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,110 Well... 476 00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:12,579 That's a better slogan for us. 477 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,680 We'll see. 478 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,182 Look, other thing is, 479 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,317 you can't take money right now. 480 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,918 Hope this lady's not paying you. 481 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,287 W... What do you mean? 482 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,390 You can't take money till they officially sponsor you. 483 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,661 (DOORKNOB RATTLING) 484 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,865 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 485 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,582 NARRATOR: The rules of the game are as follows: 486 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:53,420 First, he must find a sponsor for a work visa, 487 00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:56,389 then he must submit it 488 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,626 by paying application and lawyer fees 489 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,962 totaling up to around $6,000. 490 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,265 And only then, 491 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,835 is Alejandro allowed to earn money. 492 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,373 Money, that he needs so he can submit his application 493 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,409 to well... earn money. 494 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,878 And he must do it before the fall 495 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,847 of the last grain of sand. 496 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,617 The maze is impossible to navigate, 497 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:28,388 unless of course, he's willing to bend the rules. 498 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,559 Cash. You need cash. 499 00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:36,329 (TRAIN RUMBLING) 500 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,700 (CRAIGSLIST MAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 501 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,706 CRAIGSLIST MAN: (WHISPERING) Craigs... 502 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,909 (INHALES DEEPLY, HISSING) list... 503 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,111 (HEART THUMPING) 504 00:21:51,211 --> 00:21:53,213 (EXHALES) Craigs... 505 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,982 (HISSING) list... 506 00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,518 Craigs... 507 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,590 list... 508 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:06,426 (CREATURE BLEATING) 509 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,931 Despair... 510 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,202 Confusion... 511 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:20,440 (SNIFFS) Misguided journeys... 512 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:25,110 IKEA BILLY bookcase... 513 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:27,414 This... 514 00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,418 is Craigslist. 515 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,686 Alejandro. 516 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,354 Come on, we're going to this shitty party. 517 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,389 Oh, I... I can't come. But thank you. 518 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:37,891 Why not? Just come. 519 00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:39,893 This invite said it was an "all white party" 520 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:40,794 so I'm going in all red. 521 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,128 It's gonna be at this shitty loft, 522 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,630 - and everyone there sucks. - ALEJANDRO: Um, thank you, 523 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:44,798 but I have a lot of stuff to do. 524 00:22:44,898 --> 00:22:47,467 I... I just have to solve this mess. 525 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,902 Okay, well, I'll text you 526 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,737 - if it ends up being fun. - (GUN FIRING ON TV) 527 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:51,838 Tell me... 528 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,730 Bowflex. 529 00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:56,409 No bed bugs, clean Bowflex. 530 00:22:56,509 --> 00:23:00,914 Um... no, that's okay, just... just jobs? 531 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:04,384 - Marketing Associate. - No, something more cash. 532 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:05,785 (GRUNTS) 533 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:09,456 - It is the gigs you seek. - Exactly, yes. 534 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,758 Cleaning boy kink... 535 00:23:14,361 --> 00:23:17,564 Oh, um... Any... Anything else? 536 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:20,367 Sell salon packages, make up to $200 an hour... 537 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,335 Yes! Yes! Yes, perfect! 538 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,571 (BICYCLE WHEEL CREAKING) 539 00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:31,144 Hi, can I ask you a question about your hair? 540 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,916 Hi, quick question about your hair? Okay... 541 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,489 Hi, can I ask you a question about your hair? 542 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,300 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 543 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,434 ELIZABETH: Alejandro, this is Elizabeth, 544 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,690 speaking to you as if from a walkie-talkie, 545 00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:59,506 since that man told me I could not enlarge the keyboard. 546 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,707 This is so last minute, 547 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:04,770 but could you meet me in 20 minutes? 548 00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:07,714 (DOOR BELL CHIMES) 549 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,484 I'm late. I'm... I know I'm late, 550 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:12,852 I'm so late, I don't know, how late am I? 551 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,454 - Oh, that's okay... - Can you move the table 552 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:15,488 - so I can get in? - Oh yeah. Okay. 553 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:16,756 It's a little bit of a squeeze. (GROANS) 554 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:17,857 - Okay. Great. - Yes, well, I've... 555 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:18,992 - How are you? - I've just been held up. 556 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,294 The other people holding me up all day. 557 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:22,529 - Oh, no. - Obstacles, obstacles. 558 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,730 I went to the upholster, 559 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,565 you know, for the little bench under the window? 560 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,833 - The... The nook? - The nook! 561 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:28,234 The nook, yeah. Exactly, very good. 562 00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:31,710 Yeah, so I was getting some new, um, cushions made, 563 00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:33,173 you know, and I went to pick them up, and they're horrible! 564 00:24:33,273 --> 00:24:34,207 - They're awful. - Oh, no. 565 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,676 They're red velvet, if you can imagine. Excuse me? 566 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,879 Excuse me? I've been waiting for a very long time. 567 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,148 Uh, is something going on? Are you closed? 568 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,683 Oh, I'm... Uh... I'm... 569 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,850 I'm sorry. Do you... 570 00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:48,210 - Do you know what you'd like? - I'd like this charged. 571 00:24:48,121 --> 00:24:49,220 Red velvet. Who am I? 572 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:50,824 Cleopatra, lying around eating grapes? 573 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,959 She said that I had picked it. 574 00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:54,270 As if. 575 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,865 Uh, they have a... they have a goat cheese salad 576 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,667 - that looks good. - Oh, this menu... 577 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,602 What is it with walnuts? Walnuts, walnuts, walnuts. 578 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,404 It's like a cafe for squirrels. 579 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,600 WAITER: Uh, well, the... well, the walnuts, 580 00:25:06,106 --> 00:25:07,707 they go very nicely with the salad. 581 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,510 Do I look like I need educating on fine cuisine? 582 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:11,678 Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't saying that... 583 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,713 Don't scream at me. 584 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:16,716 Uh, I wasn't. (CHUCKLES) 585 00:25:16,816 --> 00:25:18,618 ALEJANDRO: I'll... I'll have the goat cheese salad. 586 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:20,553 But is it possible to do it with no cheese? 587 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,689 Yeah. Awesome. 588 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:25,558 Um, oh, well, all right. I'll have the same thing. 589 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:28,628 But I'll have it with cheese. And, uh, and uh... 590 00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:30,196 An iced tea... 591 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,632 please. 592 00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:34,300 Awesome. 593 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,138 They like it when you say "please." 594 00:25:38,238 --> 00:25:40,206 It's like giving them a little morsel for them to nibble on. 595 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,276 Don't you like goat's cheese? 596 00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:46,880 Oh, no. I'm... I'm... I'm vegan. 597 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:47,947 Oh. 598 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:50,250 Who else is vegan? 599 00:25:52,419 --> 00:25:53,720 Um, I don't know. 600 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,690 - Um, uh, a lot of people... - Bill Gates. 601 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,892 Someone awful. 602 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:01,961 Extortionate. I mean, 603 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:03,697 one of the most horrible lunches 604 00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:05,665 I've had for a long time, and not for the first time. 605 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:09,350 I am vowing never to come here again. 606 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,571 Uh, how many paintings is the gallery returning? 607 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:14,700 Oh, uh, they never understood Bobby's work, 608 00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:15,408 Alejandro, that's the truth of it. 609 00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:16,576 The poor paintings, 610 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:18,440 they used to sit in the back room, 611 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:20,847 and they'd never made any attempt to market them. 612 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:24,184 Um, but there's interest now. 613 00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:26,720 - Yeah. I, um, I bet. - ELIZABETH: That's the thing. 614 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:28,788 Having a young man of your intelligence, 615 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,900 who now has an insight 616 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:32,459 into Bobby's working methods, uh, 617 00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:37,970 I truly believe that together, we could curate a show. 618 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:38,765 Oh! 619 00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:41,935 - Yes. - Right? And I mean, 620 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,370 curators have no imagination. 621 00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:46,573 I mean, none of them see what I see. 622 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:48,875 - Yeah. - ELIZABETH: But if we (SCOFFS) 623 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,877 do their homework for them... 624 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,746 We could pitch it around even. 625 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:55,150 We could pitch it around, exactly. 626 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:58,180 Was there something wrong with your salad, Alejandro? 627 00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,719 Oh... no. 628 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,154 - No, no, it's fine. - It's just I can't help 629 00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:03,757 noticing that they neglected to hold the cheese 630 00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:05,325 as we specifically asked them to. 631 00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:07,727 WAITER: Oh, I don't think you said no cheese, uh, 632 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,929 - I'm sorry. - We did and, uh, 633 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,464 this young gentleman cannot eat cheese. 634 00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:13,299 It... It's... It's... It's fine. 635 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,934 You tell him. 636 00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:17,537 - I, um, I'm vegan. - He's allergic. 637 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,372 - To goat cheese or... - Everything. 638 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,475 Oh, I apologize. We'll... We'll refund the salad. 639 00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:24,411 Well, that's not what we want. 640 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:26,120 Uh, O... Okay, I... 641 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,881 I just don't know what else I could do, I... 642 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,382 - I can't go back in time. - Fetch somebody else who'll... 643 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,217 - WAITER: I'm sorry... - ...say something different. 644 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,118 I'll get my supervisor. 645 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:33,687 Oh, you're gonna hold us hostage now? 646 00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:35,822 Okay, so get my supervisor or don't? 647 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:37,424 Those are the choices. I either get him 648 00:27:37,524 --> 00:27:39,250 or I don't get him. 649 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:41,761 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 650 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,310 (DIAL UP TONE BEEPING) 651 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,769 So, Elizabeth, you... you were 652 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:51,371 mentioning pitching the show around? 653 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:55,750 - Elizabeth... - I don't have any more time 654 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,343 to waste on you. 655 00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:57,510 Uh, yes, 656 00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:58,712 once we have gathered the paintings, 657 00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:00,747 we curate a show, and we get a reputable gallery 658 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,150 to take them, you know, Gagosian, 659 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,216 Pace, maybe even the Whitney. 660 00:28:03,316 --> 00:28:04,918 And we sell them, and pay Bobby's bills. 661 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,886 And if you help me do that, I promise you, 662 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,288 I'll sponsor you... 663 00:28:08,388 --> 00:28:11,910 - (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) - ...and we'll get your visa. 664 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:13,760 That sounds... That sounds great. 665 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,261 It's so simple, Alejandro. 666 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:18,531 And this is it. This is it, the sky's the limit. 667 00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:20,266 Now, let's go get those paintings. 668 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,269 Should Alejandro go help her? 669 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,939 CELESTE: She'll be right out, Elizabeth. 670 00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:27,774 ELIZABETH: How's everything going, Celeste, 671 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,476 since you worked for me? 672 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:32,178 Your skin looks better. 673 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,247 Thank you. 674 00:28:34,347 --> 00:28:37,830 And how are you? Are... Are you okay? 675 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:40,487 Well, there is no colored ink in the Epson. 676 00:28:40,587 --> 00:28:43,656 - And no cartridge. - Mmm. The Epson. 677 00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:44,858 I was always intrigued 678 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,593 by your insistence on us having an Epson. 679 00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:48,595 You swore by them, so you said, 680 00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:50,196 and then you chose the most 681 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,732 expensive cartridge on the market, 682 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:55,402 and then lo and behold, suddenly gone 683 00:28:55,502 --> 00:28:57,303 in a puff of smoke, 684 00:28:57,404 --> 00:29:00,473 flown to Italy, and I could never quite work out 685 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,510 how you managed to fund that particular escapade. 686 00:29:04,711 --> 00:29:06,579 So you think I broke into your house, 687 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,415 stole an ink cartridge, 688 00:29:08,515 --> 00:29:09,783 bought a plane ticket, 689 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:12,118 flew to Italy and paid for my Master's 690 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,753 by presenting them with ink? 691 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:16,456 Easy, Celeste. Remember your skin. 692 00:29:21,528 --> 00:29:23,863 Oh, I thought you had five. 693 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,565 We already returned two. 694 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:28,735 Oh, the database is in such disarray, 695 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:29,903 I mean, nobody can find anything. 696 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:30,970 - (BREATHING DEEPLY) - Alejandro's going to have 697 00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:33,506 - to sort it all out. - (THUDS) 698 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:37,110 He's, uh, helping me curate an exhibition, by the way. 699 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,912 - CELESTE: An exhibition? - Hm. 700 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,480 A solo show, just Bobby's eggs? 701 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:43,583 Do I have to speak slower? 702 00:29:43,683 --> 00:29:45,485 Good luck with that. 703 00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:47,870 Maybe a Marriott breakfast buffet 704 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:48,822 will show some interest if you're lucky. 705 00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:51,858 Oh! (CHUCKLES SARDONICALLY) Now she has taste. 706 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,961 Just try a pseudonym this time 707 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:56,896 if you're going to write your husband a glowing review. 708 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,798 BOBBY: Everyone's laughing at me. 709 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,600 They think I slept with you for exposure. 710 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,469 ELIZABETH: Don't scream at me. 711 00:30:02,569 --> 00:30:03,770 They hate my eggs. 712 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,405 Bobby, I was just trying to help. 713 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,212 Well, she was... 714 00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,514 she was on something, right? (CHUCKLES) 715 00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:17,650 Drugs. Drugs and vodka. 716 00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:19,850 - She reeked of it. - I mean, I... 717 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:21,688 I can smell it all the way from here. 718 00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:24,124 Thank you for all of your help. 719 00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:25,825 You're probably thinking, "What am I doing, 720 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,861 running around with a crazy lady?" 721 00:30:28,728 --> 00:30:29,863 No, I... 722 00:30:30,764 --> 00:30:32,399 I... I enjoy working with you. 723 00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:34,868 Where are my bloody keys? 724 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:37,370 I wouldn't put it past her for taking them. 725 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:38,672 I mean, she was always taking things 726 00:30:38,772 --> 00:30:39,806 when she was with me. 727 00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:41,107 I'm not going back there! 728 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,776 No, here. Let's open your bag, 729 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:44,244 and we'll search for everything, and we'll... 730 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,979 we'll put every item here, one by one. 731 00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:47,280 - And we'll find it like that. - Oh. 732 00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:48,782 - One by one. Yeah. - ALEJANDRO: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 733 00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:50,116 - Good thinking. - Um, um, um, I'll hold this 734 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:51,751 - while you take this out. - All right. Huh. 735 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,820 - That's good. Very, very good. - One by one. 736 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,289 One by one. One by one. 737 00:30:56,389 --> 00:30:58,358 - Is it any of these? - ELIZABETH: No. 738 00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:01,261 You know, people are always asking me, 739 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,960 "Elizabeth, why don't you relax? 740 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:04,431 Why are you always so tense? 741 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:07,330 Why are you always obsessing about Bobby and..." 742 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,168 You know, they don't know what it is 743 00:31:08,268 --> 00:31:10,337 to really want something, you know? 744 00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:12,720 To really, you know, be on a mission, 745 00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:14,400 all... all out there. Alone. 746 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,242 (ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING) 747 00:31:16,343 --> 00:31:19,346 NARRATOR: Bobby met Elizabeth at a show at his commune. 748 00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:21,448 He was feeling down 749 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:24,517 because his work did not make the show. 750 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:26,186 He felt invisible. 751 00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:28,221 - Until she came in. - Make your own rules up... 752 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,590 You invited... You invited me! 753 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:32,525 Late? 754 00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:34,627 BOBBY: Excuse me, ma'am. 755 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,930 - No smoking in here. - Ma'am? 756 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,566 NARRATOR: He could tell no one understood her. 757 00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:42,369 Just like no one understood his eggs. 758 00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:45,739 He invited her upstairs 759 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:47,941 to show her his paintings. 760 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:50,944 BOBBY: What do you think? 761 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:53,213 That's beautiful. 762 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:59,152 BOBBY: This one I call A Shy Egg. 763 00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:00,453 Oh. 764 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:02,222 His cousin... 765 00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:04,724 - Intellectual Egg. Yeah. - (CHUCKLES) Oh. Right. 766 00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:06,590 - Oh. - And that one is 767 00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:07,927 - Eggs for Dinner. - ELIZABETH: Ah... 768 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,195 - Oh. - I want people who don't even 769 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:11,931 like art to see the hope, the mystery, 770 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,134 the beauty, and one day be like, 771 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:15,602 (SNAPS FINGERS) ding! 772 00:32:16,903 --> 00:32:18,638 I dream of having my own show. 773 00:32:18,738 --> 00:32:20,607 - Hm? - Thirteen Eggs. 774 00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:23,743 - Thirteen Eggs. - Yeah, but no one likes them. 775 00:32:24,744 --> 00:32:26,460 NARRATOR: The unlikely pair 776 00:32:26,146 --> 00:32:28,882 became a love for the ages. 777 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:30,150 She saw him, 778 00:32:30,884 --> 00:32:33,253 and he didn't walk away. 779 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:37,157 I wanna tell you that I called the company today. 780 00:32:37,257 --> 00:32:39,920 And they said they're gonna send a syringe, 781 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:40,627 and you will have to inject me. 782 00:32:40,727 --> 00:32:41,628 (GASPS) No... 783 00:32:41,728 --> 00:32:43,563 BOBBY: Don't look at me like that's weird, okay? 784 00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:46,366 You're gonna have to inject me so you can freeze my inside 785 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,534 as I slowly die. 786 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:49,402 (SOFTLY) Okay... 787 00:32:49,502 --> 00:32:51,371 BOBBY: I know this is not fair to you. 788 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:54,400 And it's really, really expensive. 789 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:57,110 But we could cover the fees 790 00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:59,790 if we sell some more paintings. 791 00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:01,614 We'll make it work! 792 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:03,917 - Oh! - A-ha! 793 00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:06,286 I'll make sure of it. 794 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,722 We have... We'll sell your paintings. 795 00:33:10,223 --> 00:33:12,920 Gonna have to paint some bigger eggs. 796 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,197 ELIZABETH: How are the shelves coming? 797 00:33:17,297 --> 00:33:19,199 - (OBJECTS CLATTERING) - Uh, great. 798 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,868 I just think that we have the wrong screws, maybe. 799 00:33:21,968 --> 00:33:23,236 (CLATTERS) 800 00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:25,772 I think we need to put that Blue Egg 801 00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:27,107 back where we had it before, 802 00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:29,442 because we need to finish with something very strong. 803 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,379 - But (SIGHS) I am not now... - Okay. 804 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:35,810 I'm not sure now about whether any of this is gonna work. 805 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,117 (SIGHS) God, I'm not sure. 806 00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:39,185 I don't know. I don't know. 807 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:41,721 Well... 808 00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:43,390 - (SIGHS HEAVILY) - What about... 809 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:46,493 ending it with this one? 810 00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:48,228 Oh, no, Alejandro! Not that one! 811 00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,960 That's so unresolved. 812 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:52,665 Look at that egg, it's just like negative space. 813 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:53,833 Bobby didn't even sign it! 814 00:33:53,933 --> 00:33:55,335 I know, I know, but... but... 815 00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:57,504 There's just something that feels so... 816 00:33:58,605 --> 00:34:02,242 hopeful and... optimistic about it. 817 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:03,743 Even if it's so messy 818 00:34:03,843 --> 00:34:05,412 and... and unresolved. It's... 819 00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:07,313 I don't know, it just feels so... 820 00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:11,217 so Bobby, in a way. 821 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:12,285 (OPTIMISTIC CHIMES PLAYING) 822 00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:15,121 I happen to like the later work. 823 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,724 When it... When it's just at its most erratic 824 00:34:17,824 --> 00:34:19,259 and optimistic. 825 00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:21,561 (ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING) 826 00:34:21,661 --> 00:34:24,364 I think it's because they were made to fund his journey. 827 00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:27,901 They were made with the intention 828 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,669 of waking him up. 829 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:31,805 With the hope that he would wake up in the future. 830 00:34:34,841 --> 00:34:37,310 And that way, the show doesn't end with an ending, 831 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:40,146 but with a... "to be continued." 832 00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:44,284 "To be continued." 833 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:46,453 I like that (LAUGHS). 834 00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:47,887 ALEJANDRO: Yeah, like his life. 835 00:34:47,987 --> 00:34:49,356 Thirteen Eggs. 836 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:51,891 - Thirteen Eggs. - Yeah. 837 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:53,930 Why did you say that? 838 00:34:53,193 --> 00:34:54,194 'Cause he wrote that in his sketchbook... 839 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:55,695 Thirteen Eggs! Yeah, Thirteen Eggs. 840 00:34:55,795 --> 00:34:57,497 That was Bobby's dream show. 841 00:34:57,597 --> 00:34:59,966 That was the exhibition he always wanted. 842 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:01,101 Well, then... Let's call it that. 843 00:35:01,201 --> 00:35:02,502 That's it! That's our show. 844 00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:04,237 Oh, Alejandro, that is brilliant. 845 00:35:04,337 --> 00:35:06,172 That... You are brilliant. 846 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,742 That is perfectly... We have it. 847 00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:09,843 We have the concept. 848 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:13,179 We just need to track down the rest of his paintings 849 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:16,249 and find the final piece, and then we have the show. 850 00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:22,322 So, if you can add this one into the FileMaker now. 851 00:35:22,422 --> 00:35:26,226 And then we can have a fully comprehensive list. 852 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,495 (DRAMATICALLY SCARY MUSIC PLAYING) 853 00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:32,499 So, you go and, uh, enter in the database, 854 00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:34,834 so that it all syncs, that way I have access 855 00:35:34,934 --> 00:35:36,690 to the exact same database 856 00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:38,271 from here or the iPad, or in Maine. 857 00:35:38,371 --> 00:35:40,540 You absolutely have to make it all sync up, 858 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,309 so there will, at long last, be order. 859 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:45,745 Can you show it to me? Show it to me now. 860 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:50,316 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 861 00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:53,820 There's no reason to overwhelm the software at this point. 862 00:35:55,210 --> 00:35:56,322 With excess information like that. 863 00:35:57,490 --> 00:35:59,693 - Oh. - It's a very delicate system. 864 00:35:59,793 --> 00:36:02,228 - Powerful, but delicate. - Oh, right. Okay. 865 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,497 (LILTING MUSIC PLAYING) 866 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:11,971 CRAIGSLIST MAN: (ECHOING) Craigslist... 867 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,750 (HISSING) List... 868 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:18,812 Wait in line for the new iPhone, $60... 869 00:36:18,912 --> 00:36:20,980 (INHALES) Teach me to use Twitter so I can 870 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:25,850 be famous! $100... $20... 871 00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:30,156 Untangle my necklace... (HISSING) 872 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:32,492 Clean the windows... 873 00:36:32,592 --> 00:36:35,995 Paint the wall... Wake me up at 3:00 a.m. 874 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:37,263 to make my flight... 875 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:39,799 (CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 876 00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:50,977 ALEJANDRO: A toy truck with a tire that slowly deflates. 877 00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:52,178 Children must play knowing 878 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:54,748 that they're running out of time. 879 00:36:54,848 --> 00:36:56,716 (IN SPANISH) 880 00:37:00,687 --> 00:37:01,921 CRAIGSLIST MAN: (IN ENGLISH) Coat check 881 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,291 at Lower East Side night club, 882 00:37:05,925 --> 00:37:08,661 $75 plus tips. 883 00:37:08,762 --> 00:37:10,196 (SLURRING) Give me my coat, man. 884 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:12,932 I lost the ticket, but I told you it's black. 885 00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:15,100 - Black? - Yes, black. 886 00:37:16,703 --> 00:37:18,938 NARRATOR: And while Alejandro confronted things 887 00:37:19,390 --> 00:37:20,573 he never thought he'd face, 888 00:37:20,674 --> 00:37:22,942 Dolores faced a challenge of her own. 889 00:37:23,576 --> 00:37:25,278 Not being able to help. 890 00:37:27,881 --> 00:37:29,549 ALEJANDRO: Felicity just got a Venmo request 891 00:37:29,649 --> 00:37:31,518 for the California Roll she had with Marjorie 892 00:37:31,618 --> 00:37:33,219 two weeks ago on a playdate. 893 00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:34,954 A blow she didn't see coming. 894 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:39,192 (DINGS) 895 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:40,560 Hi, can I ask... 896 00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:42,595 So sorry. 897 00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:44,364 I'm sorry. 898 00:37:45,498 --> 00:37:47,267 Hi, can I ask you a question about your hair? 899 00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:49,669 Have you ever wondered how to get salon-quality 900 00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:50,737 for 50... 901 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:54,641 (VOICE FROM CELL PHONE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 902 00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:55,809 So... 903 00:37:55,909 --> 00:37:57,344 I was wondering should I, like, send you 904 00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:58,411 an invoice or... 905 00:37:58,511 --> 00:37:59,512 - or how does that work? - Yeah. 906 00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:01,810 How many have you sold? 907 00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:03,249 Oh, um... 908 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:06,353 I think I haven't... yet. 909 00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:09,489 But the, uh... 910 00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:12,292 the Craigslist ad said $200 911 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:15,762 - an hour? - Yeah, if you sold something. 912 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:18,765 ALEJANDRO: But it... it gave an hourly rate. 913 00:38:18,865 --> 00:38:21,401 NARRATOR: The promise was riddled with trickery. 914 00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:23,770 (DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING) 915 00:38:23,870 --> 00:38:25,305 ALEJANDRO: But I... I've worked at least, 916 00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:26,306 like, 10 hours. 917 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:27,607 I need... 918 00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:29,976 - to get paid. - MAN: Look, man. 919 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,444 You're barely speaking up, 920 00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:33,446 you're whispering to these ladies, 921 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:35,615 Look at these two over here. 922 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:38,585 Hey, ladies. 923 00:38:39,652 --> 00:38:42,422 I like that jacket. That's yellow, right? 924 00:38:42,522 --> 00:38:43,590 - Yeah... - Just a real quick question 925 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:46,260 - about your hair. - WOMAN: What? 926 00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:48,610 (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) 927 00:38:57,704 --> 00:39:00,173 ELIZABETH: I knew... (LAUGHS) 928 00:39:00,273 --> 00:39:01,508 BINGHAM: Not front row, I hope. 929 00:39:01,608 --> 00:39:04,711 Oh, Bingham, this is the magnificent Alejandro, 930 00:39:04,811 --> 00:39:07,800 I've been telling you about. This is Bingham, 931 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:08,415 - (BELL TOLLS) - He's our newest, 932 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:12,185 well, our first foundation intern. 933 00:39:12,285 --> 00:39:13,953 - Oh. - And... And he gardens. 934 00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:15,188 - And uh, what's even better... - (CHUCKLES) 935 00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:17,557 ...he's gonna drive me up to Maine. 936 00:39:17,957 --> 00:39:18,992 Oh, great! 937 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,293 Hey there, Ale. 938 00:39:20,393 --> 00:39:21,628 ELIZABETH: He's a very clever boy. 939 00:39:21,728 --> 00:39:23,290 He's at Columbia, I've known him 940 00:39:23,129 --> 00:39:24,497 since he was a tiny, tiny tot. 941 00:39:24,597 --> 00:39:26,299 - (CHUCKLES) - Uh, his father is a very, 942 00:39:26,399 --> 00:39:28,468 very, uh, important collector. 943 00:39:28,568 --> 00:39:30,503 - Oh, wow. - NARRATOR: Bingham's father 944 00:39:30,603 --> 00:39:32,405 forced him to take the internship 945 00:39:32,505 --> 00:39:33,773 after he wrecked the car. 946 00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:35,742 And I have other talents too. 947 00:39:35,842 --> 00:39:36,609 I'm not implying 948 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:37,811 - any nepotism. - Mm-hmm. 949 00:39:37,911 --> 00:39:39,312 And what I should have mentioned is 950 00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:40,747 he knows FileMaker Pro. 951 00:39:40,847 --> 00:39:43,483 - Oh, good. - (CHUCKLES) No. No, no. 952 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:46,986 I said I might be able to figure out FileFinder Pro. 953 00:39:47,870 --> 00:39:49,456 More importantly, Ale, what is this lady doing 954 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:51,570 not using Google Sheets? 955 00:39:51,825 --> 00:39:52,792 Oh... 956 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:54,461 I mean FileMaker Pro is the Cadillac 957 00:39:54,561 --> 00:39:55,862 of archival software. 958 00:39:55,962 --> 00:39:58,465 That's what we say. That is... That's the truth of it. 959 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:00,660 And look he... he put up the shelves. 960 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:04,137 BINGHAM: Oh, yeah. And you did have the right screws. 961 00:40:05,171 --> 00:40:07,507 Oh, are you sure? 962 00:40:07,607 --> 00:40:09,750 Uh, yes, it's just drywall. 963 00:40:09,175 --> 00:40:11,845 What kind of screws did you think you'd need? 964 00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:13,780 Well, hopefully, it doesn't fall off 965 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,316 in the middle of the night, right? 966 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:17,384 She's been having trouble sleeping. 967 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:19,352 - So... - BINGHAM: Oh. 968 00:40:19,452 --> 00:40:21,521 I think it'll be okay, Alejandro. (CHUCKLES) 969 00:40:21,621 --> 00:40:24,157 Um, anyway, I have to go. 970 00:40:24,257 --> 00:40:25,725 I have a hot date, 971 00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:29,129 uh, with a photographer (CHUCKLES) 972 00:40:29,229 --> 00:40:30,597 who wants to take my picture. 973 00:40:30,697 --> 00:40:33,166 Well, have a wonderful time. Don't keep him waiting. 974 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:34,634 Tell your mother I sent my love. 975 00:40:34,734 --> 00:40:36,269 - And kisses. - ALEJANDRO: Bye. 976 00:40:36,369 --> 00:40:37,504 - Bye. - I'll see you soon. 977 00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:38,972 - Yup. - Yeah. 978 00:40:40,373 --> 00:40:42,750 ELIZABETH: A breath of fresh air. 979 00:40:42,175 --> 00:40:43,109 What a team. 980 00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:45,278 You two are going to have a lot of fun in Maine. 981 00:40:45,378 --> 00:40:46,546 Blue. 982 00:40:47,213 --> 00:40:48,181 Blue. 983 00:40:49,182 --> 00:40:49,949 I know which... 984 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,519 I know which painting we're missing. 985 00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:54,187 - Oh, which one? - Blue... 986 00:40:55,522 --> 00:40:56,656 Egg on Yellow Satin. 987 00:40:56,756 --> 00:40:57,891 The... The egg is blue? 988 00:40:57,991 --> 00:41:00,260 ELIZABETH: No, no, no, no! The egg is grey! 989 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,762 Blue Egg on Yellow Satin. 990 00:41:02,862 --> 00:41:05,432 - ALEJANDRO: Where is it? - She has it. She's got it. 991 00:41:05,532 --> 00:41:06,966 Look for it, look. 992 00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:09,436 NARRATOR: She was Dalia, 993 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:11,571 Bobby's most promising student. 994 00:41:11,671 --> 00:41:14,740 Now this is your best egg. 995 00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:16,176 It's brilliant. 996 00:41:16,276 --> 00:41:18,780 (SIGHS) I'm so jealous. 997 00:41:18,178 --> 00:41:20,800 BOBBY: This will look great at your place. 998 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:21,881 Okay. 999 00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:23,149 She stole it. 1000 00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:24,617 That's our 13th egg. 1001 00:41:24,718 --> 00:41:26,386 Without it, there is no show. 1002 00:41:26,486 --> 00:41:28,154 NARRATOR: Elizabeth immediately noticed 1003 00:41:28,254 --> 00:41:30,190 that the painting was gone. 1004 00:41:30,290 --> 00:41:32,792 And Bobby came clean about giving it to Dalia 1005 00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:35,895 as a gift, to which Elizabeth said... 1006 00:41:35,995 --> 00:41:38,640 That pathetic tramp stole it. 1007 00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:40,600 NARRATOR: They never even spoke about the affair. 1008 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,402 Well, the good news is 1009 00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:43,770 that we have so many other fantastic... 1010 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:45,305 - No, no, no, we need Blue... - ...paintings that... 1011 00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:46,706 ... Egg on Yellow Satin. 1012 00:41:47,974 --> 00:41:49,542 I know, but 1013 00:41:49,642 --> 00:41:51,778 - given that we don't have... - What, I can't have 1014 00:41:51,878 --> 00:41:53,747 Blue Egg on Yellow Satin? 1015 00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:55,749 Well, have you tried reaching out? 1016 00:41:55,849 --> 00:41:57,584 I screamed as much as I could! 1017 00:41:57,684 --> 00:41:59,119 Right, right. 1018 00:41:59,219 --> 00:42:02,880 I don't know, the whole thing seems like a terrible idea. 1019 00:42:02,188 --> 00:42:03,456 What, the show? 1020 00:42:03,556 --> 00:42:05,725 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1021 00:42:08,328 --> 00:42:10,960 ELIZABETH: Well, I said to her, "Name your price." 1022 00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:13,166 And... And what she wanted was an apology. 1023 00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:15,635 She wanted an apology from me! 1024 00:42:16,269 --> 00:42:17,437 An apology for what? 1025 00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:19,572 An apology for I don't know what! 1026 00:42:19,673 --> 00:42:22,442 NARRATOR: Messy, Unresolved Nightmarish Interiors 1027 00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:23,777 by Dalia Park 1028 00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:25,745 Spoiled an Otherwise Fantastic Show 1029 00:42:25,845 --> 00:42:27,847 at Columbia University 1030 00:42:27,947 --> 00:42:30,160 by Elizabeth Asencio. 1031 00:42:30,116 --> 00:42:31,885 I can't deal with these people, Alejandro. 1032 00:42:31,985 --> 00:42:34,287 It's not healthy for me, it's not good for me. 1033 00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:36,423 No, no, we're not doing the show. 1034 00:42:36,523 --> 00:42:38,658 (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) 1035 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:44,998 (GLASS BREAKING) 1036 00:42:47,267 --> 00:42:49,235 (CHORUS SINGING) 1037 00:42:54,541 --> 00:42:56,109 No pro bono, kid. 1038 00:42:56,209 --> 00:42:56,943 Why are we even talking? 1039 00:42:57,430 --> 00:42:58,611 Has this lady agreed to sponsor you? 1040 00:42:58,712 --> 00:43:00,714 Um, not... not... not yet, but I'm working on it. 1041 00:43:00,814 --> 00:43:02,282 And even if it does work out, 1042 00:43:02,382 --> 00:43:04,684 I... I have to pay for half of your fees upfront, right? 1043 00:43:04,784 --> 00:43:06,286 KHALIL: Listen, uh, 1044 00:43:06,386 --> 00:43:07,987 you need to get creative 1045 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,422 and find a way to get that money. 1046 00:43:09,522 --> 00:43:10,557 - Okay? - ALEJANDRO: Yes. 1047 00:43:10,657 --> 00:43:11,925 No, I'm... I'm on it. 1048 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,993 My little Craigslist jobs are barely keeping me afloat, 1049 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,996 and with things at work are getting tricky... 1050 00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:19,265 Hold on a sec, okay? 1051 00:43:19,366 --> 00:43:20,767 What's going on here? 1052 00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:22,502 She... (SIGHS) I think she won't let us 1053 00:43:22,602 --> 00:43:23,870 mail her the notice. 1054 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:25,138 No! No. 1055 00:43:25,238 --> 00:43:27,140 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1056 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,608 ALEJANDRO: (IN ENGLISH) "No, no, I already told you 1057 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,143 I don't have a permanent home address." 1058 00:43:30,243 --> 00:43:32,120 (WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH) 1059 00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:35,682 (IN ENGLISH) "Sometimes I stay with my cousins, 1060 00:43:35,782 --> 00:43:37,317 sometimes I stay with my Mom if she's sick." 1061 00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:39,190 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1062 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:40,320 (IN ENGLISH) "My mail gets lost there." 1063 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:42,889 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1064 00:43:42,989 --> 00:43:43,957 (IN ENGLISH) "It's better for me 1065 00:43:44,570 --> 00:43:45,825 to pick up the documents here." 1066 00:43:45,925 --> 00:43:48,228 Okay, we can do that. 1067 00:43:48,328 --> 00:43:50,730 Okay, listen. I'm going to get started with the paperwork. 1068 00:43:50,830 --> 00:43:53,330 But make yourself indispensable to this lady. 1069 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:55,802 As for the money, well, how much is your rent? 1070 00:43:55,902 --> 00:43:57,303 (SIREN WAILING) 1071 00:43:57,404 --> 00:43:59,739 (IN SPANISH) 1072 00:44:14,387 --> 00:44:15,388 ALEJANDRO: Si. 1073 00:44:18,692 --> 00:44:20,360 (PULLEY CREAKING) 1074 00:44:24,698 --> 00:44:26,833 (ALEJANDRO IN SPANISH) 1075 00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:29,202 (DOLORES IN SPANISH) 1076 00:44:29,302 --> 00:44:30,770 (DIAL TONE BEEPING) 1077 00:44:36,376 --> 00:44:37,544 CRAIGSLIST MAN: (IN ENGLISH) You have a message. 1078 00:44:37,644 --> 00:44:39,379 Do you wish to speak to Craigslist? 1079 00:44:39,479 --> 00:44:41,810 - Yes. - (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 1080 00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:43,116 - Speak. - (FEEDBACK FROM TOY PHONE) 1081 00:44:44,584 --> 00:44:45,752 (CLEARS THROAT) 1082 00:44:47,253 --> 00:44:50,690 (ON MICROPHONE) Need to rent a room in Bushwick, $850. 1083 00:44:50,790 --> 00:44:53,760 Two roommates. Need subletter immediately. 1084 00:44:55,595 --> 00:44:56,730 TRAVIS: Hey... 1085 00:44:58,198 --> 00:44:59,699 What's goin' on? 1086 00:44:59,799 --> 00:45:01,368 This is Travis. He's going to sublet my room. 1087 00:45:01,468 --> 00:45:03,203 Hey. What's going on? 1088 00:45:03,303 --> 00:45:06,206 - Okay. - Uh, room's that way, Travis. 1089 00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:09,142 Um, yeah, I can't afford to make rent 1090 00:45:09,242 --> 00:45:10,777 and pay for the lawyers and all the other 1091 00:45:10,877 --> 00:45:11,878 immigration stuff, so I thought, 1092 00:45:11,978 --> 00:45:13,413 "Well, why don't I just sublet my room, 1093 00:45:13,513 --> 00:45:14,581 "and sleep on the couch?" 1094 00:45:14,681 --> 00:45:16,616 - If that's okay? - Oh, I mean, of course. 1095 00:45:16,716 --> 00:45:18,418 Can you just tell him to be super careful 1096 00:45:18,518 --> 00:45:19,986 around my baby whatever's? 1097 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:22,589 Hey, uh, do you have Wi-Fi? 1098 00:45:22,689 --> 00:45:24,190 Yeah, uh, it's on the fridge. 1099 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:26,626 I mean, this is just, like, 1100 00:45:26,726 --> 00:45:28,194 I keep getting these emails that are like, 1101 00:45:28,294 --> 00:45:30,230 "I put your necklace on, and it immediately broke. 1102 00:45:30,330 --> 00:45:31,831 "Can you refund me?" And I'm like, 1103 00:45:31,931 --> 00:45:33,433 "No. (CHUCKLES) Sorry." 1104 00:45:33,533 --> 00:45:37,203 (SIGHS) I mean, this sucks so much for you. 1105 00:45:37,303 --> 00:45:39,773 Can't you just apply to the toy thing from your mom's? 1106 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:42,800 Oh, I can only apply for it from within the US. 1107 00:45:42,776 --> 00:45:44,744 So you have to stay in the US 1108 00:45:44,844 --> 00:45:48,181 to apply online, from within the US? 1109 00:45:48,281 --> 00:45:49,182 Yeah. 1110 00:45:49,282 --> 00:45:51,151 - But it's online. - (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 1111 00:45:51,251 --> 00:45:53,253 So, like, it could be anywhere. 1112 00:45:53,353 --> 00:45:55,655 Oh, um, I'm sorry, I have to go. 1113 00:45:55,755 --> 00:45:57,691 Okay. 1114 00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:59,359 - Just change your IP. - (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 1115 00:46:01,394 --> 00:46:03,329 (FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 1116 00:46:05,650 --> 00:46:07,233 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 1117 00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:11,137 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 1118 00:46:11,237 --> 00:46:13,573 - (CHILDREN LAUGHING) - Hi. 1119 00:46:13,673 --> 00:46:14,941 - Hi? - Uh, I'm looking 1120 00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:16,509 for Dalia Park. 1121 00:46:16,609 --> 00:46:18,311 Yeah! I'm... I'm Dalia Park. 1122 00:46:18,411 --> 00:46:19,779 Oh... Oh, great! Uh... 1123 00:46:19,879 --> 00:46:22,582 Hi, uh, my name is Alejandro Martinez. 1124 00:46:22,682 --> 00:46:24,617 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, I work for, um, 1125 00:46:24,718 --> 00:46:26,419 Elizabeth Asencio? 1126 00:46:27,587 --> 00:46:29,222 Leave. Your boss is a monster. 1127 00:46:29,322 --> 00:46:30,790 - Okay. - Why do you think her husband 1128 00:46:30,890 --> 00:46:32,759 was handing out paintings to girls left and right? 1129 00:46:32,859 --> 00:46:34,561 - Sure. - I named my price, 1130 00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:36,196 an apology. 1131 00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:38,898 That's it. They're free, you know? 1132 00:46:38,998 --> 00:46:42,680 Well, actually, that's what this is. 1133 00:46:42,569 --> 00:46:43,737 Um, Elizabeth? 1134 00:46:43,837 --> 00:46:45,271 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 1135 00:46:51,277 --> 00:46:53,460 - Okay. - (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 1136 00:46:53,146 --> 00:46:55,515 - (SIGHS) - ELIZABETH: Dear Dalia, 1137 00:46:55,615 --> 00:46:58,451 I won't lie, I'm still deeply, deeply hurt 1138 00:46:58,551 --> 00:47:00,854 by what transpired between you and Bobby. 1139 00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:02,422 (SIGHS WEARILY) - I cannot even bring myself 1140 00:47:02,522 --> 00:47:05,592 to say this to your face, and God knows that if I tried, 1141 00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:09,195 things would get messy, so I wrote it down instead. 1142 00:47:09,295 --> 00:47:11,131 I'm not just hurt by the affair, 1143 00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:13,466 but for the name calling, the demonizing, 1144 00:47:13,566 --> 00:47:16,302 the pain that came with the fun you had. 1145 00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:19,639 Galleries all over downtown referred to me as the Hydra 1146 00:47:19,739 --> 00:47:21,700 for many years. 1147 00:47:21,107 --> 00:47:22,242 I have, however, 1148 00:47:22,342 --> 00:47:24,177 come to realize that my retaliations 1149 00:47:24,277 --> 00:47:26,346 through the cruel and childish review 1150 00:47:26,446 --> 00:47:29,849 of your painting in the Columbia group show was worse. 1151 00:47:29,949 --> 00:47:31,840 - The truth is... - (DALIA SIGHS) 1152 00:47:31,184 --> 00:47:32,385 ...I didn't even bother to spend a minute 1153 00:47:32,485 --> 00:47:33,420 with your painting. 1154 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,421 I did not see your work. 1155 00:47:34,521 --> 00:47:37,257 I saw my pain. And I weaponized it. 1156 00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:39,592 I understand that my venomous words 1157 00:47:39,693 --> 00:47:42,429 contributed to you not being included on other shows, 1158 00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:45,498 causing a domino effect on your career. 1159 00:47:45,598 --> 00:47:47,330 You did not deserve that. 1160 00:47:47,133 --> 00:47:49,769 And Bobby does not deserve for his legacy 1161 00:47:49,869 --> 00:47:52,839 to be forgotten over my mistake either. 1162 00:47:52,939 --> 00:47:54,741 The painting in your possession 1163 00:47:54,841 --> 00:47:56,142 is the only thing keeping us 1164 00:47:56,242 --> 00:47:57,777 - from getting Bobby a show... - (DALIA SIGHS) 1165 00:47:57,877 --> 00:48:01,147 ...which we need to get some money to keep him frozen. 1166 00:48:01,247 --> 00:48:03,516 - Frozen! What a narcissist. - (LAUGHING) 1167 00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:06,286 But you called him out on that even before I did! 1168 00:48:06,386 --> 00:48:09,155 Take my sincere apology, not for me, 1169 00:48:09,255 --> 00:48:11,291 but for Bobby, and the time you spent together, 1170 00:48:11,391 --> 00:48:12,892 - w hich I'm now willing... - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1171 00:48:12,992 --> 00:48:15,228 ...to accept brought him immense joy. 1172 00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:17,163 I hope you've made it to the end of this 1173 00:48:17,263 --> 00:48:18,331 - without me jumping at you... - (BOTH CRYING) 1174 00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:20,467 ...and betraying what I actually feel. 1175 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:22,235 Sincerely, Elizabeth. 1176 00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:26,239 (SIGHS HAPPILY) 1177 00:48:31,244 --> 00:48:32,445 (SOFTLY) Thank you. 1178 00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,782 Can I at least read the damn thing? 1179 00:48:35,882 --> 00:48:37,170 No, no. 1180 00:48:37,117 --> 00:48:39,285 (PRINTER WHIRRING) 1181 00:48:43,556 --> 00:48:46,593 - Mortifying. - Well, we got the painting. 1182 00:48:46,693 --> 00:48:48,194 We did. We did, we did. 1183 00:48:48,294 --> 00:48:50,230 We have our 13 eggs, thank you, Alejandro. 1184 00:48:50,330 --> 00:48:51,998 Did you see how many children she had? 1185 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:54,340 All from different fathers, clearly. 1186 00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:57,637 - She runs a daycare. - Ah! There he is. 1187 00:48:58,710 --> 00:48:59,739 Our knight in shining armor. 1188 00:48:59,839 --> 00:49:01,508 - Oh, me? - ELIZABETH: Oh, you. 1189 00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:02,909 We'd be lugging this through the subway 1190 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:04,477 - if it wasn't for you. - (CELL PHONE BUZZES) 1191 00:49:04,577 --> 00:49:06,413 Oh! Finally, you answer, 1192 00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:09,249 I've been waiting an hour on this virtual queue. 1193 00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:10,517 SERVICE REP: If I may please have your name and account... 1194 00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:11,351 Yes! 1195 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:13,953 - And your name is? - Ah, she's 1196 00:49:14,540 --> 00:49:15,922 - such a nightmare. - ELIZABETH: Alonso? 1197 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,357 ALONSO: Yes... BINGHAM: I get it, and I do 1198 00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:19,492 feel bad for her but, like, yikes. 1199 00:49:19,592 --> 00:49:21,327 ELIZABETH: This is no way to do business, is it? 1200 00:49:21,428 --> 00:49:24,397 Could she be making this any harder on herself? 1201 00:49:24,497 --> 00:49:26,320 Well, I have, I've been on for days 1202 00:49:26,132 --> 00:49:27,667 talking to your company. 1203 00:49:27,767 --> 00:49:28,735 It... It's no surprise to me... 1204 00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:30,103 I don't think she's a nightmare. 1205 00:49:30,203 --> 00:49:31,371 ELIZABETH: ...in such disarray. 1206 00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:33,106 Well, how much longer will it take? 1207 00:49:33,206 --> 00:49:34,274 - (SCOFFS) - Well, thank you for nothing, 1208 00:49:34,374 --> 00:49:35,842 it's a total waste of time. 1209 00:49:35,942 --> 00:49:38,144 - Shall we? - BINGHAM: Sure. To the loft? 1210 00:49:38,244 --> 00:49:39,813 Uh, well, Alejandro and the painting to the loft 1211 00:49:39,913 --> 00:49:42,615 and I need to get to the MET before the Klee closes. 1212 00:49:42,716 --> 00:49:43,917 Okay, uh... 1213 00:49:44,170 --> 00:49:45,318 those are in opposite directions. 1214 00:49:45,418 --> 00:49:47,187 Well, the Klee closes in an hour and a half, 1215 00:49:47,287 --> 00:49:49,522 and Alejandro has to get to the loft to work urgently. 1216 00:49:50,423 --> 00:49:52,158 They're in opposite directions, 1217 00:49:52,258 --> 00:49:54,227 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm not like you Elizabeth, 1218 00:49:54,327 --> 00:49:56,290 I can't just bend the rules of time and space. 1219 00:49:56,129 --> 00:49:57,130 Don't make me go in an Uber! 1220 00:49:57,230 --> 00:49:58,565 Not after all they've done. 1221 00:49:58,665 --> 00:50:01,167 NARRATOR: She's banned from the app. 1222 00:50:01,267 --> 00:50:02,369 Bingham can take you to the MET. 1223 00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:04,104 And you'll take the car to the loft. 1224 00:50:04,204 --> 00:50:07,207 The car would cost him 18% of his net worth. 1225 00:50:07,307 --> 00:50:08,908 Looks like she's all mine. 1226 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:10,810 (DOOR CLOSES) 1227 00:50:10,910 --> 00:50:13,113 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 1228 00:50:15,582 --> 00:50:16,549 Pathetic. 1229 00:50:17,830 --> 00:50:18,151 Tragic. 1230 00:50:18,251 --> 00:50:20,860 Could she make this any harder on herself? 1231 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,158 What's a visa? 1232 00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:29,129 When I was in high school, 1233 00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:31,631 I probably ran over someone, but my dad just fixed it. 1234 00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:44,277 Oh, hello, hello. 1235 00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:46,179 That show was so horribly curated, 1236 00:50:46,279 --> 00:50:47,781 I could only stay five minutes. 1237 00:50:47,881 --> 00:50:49,482 Hm. 1238 00:50:49,582 --> 00:50:52,252 They're, uh... They're, uh... They're clever. 1239 00:50:52,352 --> 00:50:54,587 Your ideas, very clever. 1240 00:50:54,688 --> 00:50:57,390 Is this your dream? Your big dream, the toys? 1241 00:50:58,391 --> 00:51:00,126 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Um... 1242 00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:02,262 Maybe. 1243 00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:04,230 Yeah. 1244 00:51:04,330 --> 00:51:05,565 You know, I've been applying through this thing 1245 00:51:05,665 --> 00:51:08,468 called the Talent Incubator Program. 1246 00:51:09,235 --> 00:51:11,404 Well, you have talent. 1247 00:51:13,106 --> 00:51:14,974 Thank you. Um... 1248 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:16,343 Yeah, no, it's just complicated because 1249 00:51:16,443 --> 00:51:18,845 they only look at applications once in a while 1250 00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,647 and they haven't gotten back to me. 1251 00:51:20,747 --> 00:51:22,150 They? Who's "they"? 1252 00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:23,616 -"They" who? - Well, "they"... 1253 00:51:23,717 --> 00:51:24,784 They, the company. 1254 00:51:24,884 --> 00:51:26,190 You don't get anywhere in life 1255 00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:29,389 if you're hoping for answers from an entity. 1256 00:51:29,489 --> 00:51:31,891 Get a name and become a problem for them. 1257 00:51:34,127 --> 00:51:35,228 Anyway, first things first, 1258 00:51:35,328 --> 00:51:37,964 The show, and then your visa. 1259 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,766 And we have a lot of work to do. 1260 00:51:39,866 --> 00:51:41,868 (FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 1261 00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:46,306 (ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING) 1262 00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:49,709 (SOFTLY) Hey, what's going on? 1263 00:51:54,748 --> 00:51:55,749 (DOOR CLOSES) 1264 00:51:59,352 --> 00:52:00,520 (MUSIC STOPS) 1265 00:52:01,588 --> 00:52:03,790 (ENCHANTING MUSIC CONTINUES) 1266 00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,262 ALEJANDRO: One of those snakes that pop out of a can, 1267 00:52:09,362 --> 00:52:11,898 except this snake comes with a little sign hanging 1268 00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:13,700 - from its neck saying... - (SQUEAKS) 1269 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,871 (ALEJANDRO READING) 1270 00:52:38,591 --> 00:52:41,928 ELIZABETH: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hello, Alejandro, this is Elizabeth, it's Saturday. 1271 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,463 11:00 a.m., Bingham and I 1272 00:52:43,563 --> 00:52:45,131 are making good time on the road, 1273 00:52:45,231 --> 00:52:47,333 he's just stopped to get some tea. 1274 00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:50,103 Uh, kombucha, good for the digestion, he says. 1275 00:52:50,203 --> 00:52:53,173 Let me know if you have any troubles getting in the loft. 1276 00:52:53,273 --> 00:52:54,741 The first gallerist arrives at one, 1277 00:52:54,841 --> 00:52:58,378 the Whitney at four, let's hope they love the eggs. 1278 00:52:58,478 --> 00:53:00,714 I hope you're well. Let's teach you how to drive, 1279 00:53:00,814 --> 00:53:03,160 so we can do this trip together next time. 1280 00:53:03,116 --> 00:53:04,651 You're sorely missed. 1281 00:53:04,751 --> 00:53:05,752 (HANGS UP) 1282 00:53:14,661 --> 00:53:16,229 (CHIMES) 1283 00:53:20,633 --> 00:53:21,801 ELIZABETH: (INTERNALLY) Bobby. 1284 00:53:22,669 --> 00:53:23,636 We did it. 1285 00:53:24,537 --> 00:53:27,807 We found all your paintings. 1286 00:53:27,907 --> 00:53:32,379 Catalogued them, and synced the databases. 1287 00:53:35,615 --> 00:53:37,650 We will get you your show. 1288 00:53:44,824 --> 00:53:46,292 Oh. 1289 00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:47,560 (BINGHAM SIGHS) 1290 00:53:49,295 --> 00:53:51,464 (BINGHAM SIGHING WEARILY) 1291 00:53:55,435 --> 00:53:57,504 There will, at last... 1292 00:53:57,604 --> 00:53:59,339 (SIGHS) - ...be order. (ECHOES) 1293 00:53:59,439 --> 00:54:00,840 (BINGHAM SIGHS WEARILY) 1294 00:54:03,543 --> 00:54:05,111 (COMPUTER WHIRRING) 1295 00:54:05,211 --> 00:54:07,347 - (COMPUTER CHIMES) - (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1296 00:54:18,491 --> 00:54:19,659 (BINGHAM YAWNS) 1297 00:54:20,393 --> 00:54:25,665 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 1298 00:54:41,715 --> 00:54:42,682 WOMAN: Hm. 1299 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:51,991 Thank you. 1300 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:53,626 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 1301 00:54:54,928 --> 00:54:56,830 - Hi. - ELIZABETH: (ON PHONE) Alejandro, 1302 00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:57,864 we need to talk. 1303 00:54:57,964 --> 00:55:01,935 EERIE VOICE: Ale... 1304 00:55:02,769 --> 00:55:05,505 Ale... 1305 00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:10,100 ELIZABETH: I just clicked on to the database here in Maine. 1306 00:55:10,110 --> 00:55:12,780 - Oh, okay. - And, uh, 1307 00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:14,414 the database does not match. 1308 00:55:14,514 --> 00:55:16,683 (FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING) 1309 00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:20,220 On my iPad, Alejandro, it declares 1310 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,656 that Egg on Red Satin is still at the Kraushaar gallery, 1311 00:55:23,757 --> 00:55:24,891 when you know perfectly well 1312 00:55:24,991 --> 00:55:27,861 that we brought it back to the loft. 1313 00:55:27,961 --> 00:55:29,162 - ALEJANDRO: Yes, I know that... - ELIZABETH: Oh, I'm sorry, 1314 00:55:29,262 --> 00:55:30,363 was that a different Alejandro 1315 00:55:30,463 --> 00:55:31,731 who brought all those paintings back 1316 00:55:31,831 --> 00:55:33,566 with me to the loft. having devoured 1317 00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:37,370 an entire salad on my dime at, uh, Le Grainne's Cafe? 1318 00:55:37,904 --> 00:55:39,720 No, no, that... 1319 00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:40,907 - That was me, I was there. - ELIZABETH: All the salad 1320 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:42,750 your twin could eat! 1321 00:55:42,175 --> 00:55:43,843 What's so difficult about this project, Alejandro? 1322 00:55:43,943 --> 00:55:45,812 No, it... it's... it's not difficult. 1323 00:55:45,912 --> 00:55:47,800 No, it's not... I don't think it's difficult. 1324 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:49,820 ELIZABETH: I remember distinctly asking you 1325 00:55:49,182 --> 00:55:52,786 to code Blue Egg as UMBIMC. 1326 00:55:52,886 --> 00:55:55,255 NARRATOR: Under My Bed In Maine Cottage. 1327 00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:58,124 Not UMCIMC. 1328 00:55:58,224 --> 00:55:59,459 NARRATOR: Same, but couch. 1329 00:55:59,559 --> 00:56:01,261 Okay, I think... I think maybe... 1330 00:56:01,361 --> 00:56:02,796 - Excuse me? - Well, I think, maybe... 1331 00:56:02,896 --> 00:56:04,497 - You thought maybe? - ALEJANDRO: Let's just see 1332 00:56:04,597 --> 00:56:05,865 if you're connected to the Internet... 1333 00:56:05,965 --> 00:56:07,567 You think that I may not be connected to the Internet? 1334 00:56:07,667 --> 00:56:08,835 Well, I don't know, I don't know 1335 00:56:08,935 --> 00:56:09,936 if you're connected to the Internet, I'm not there, 1336 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,305 - so how could I... - Don't scream at me! 1337 00:56:12,405 --> 00:56:14,607 I'm not screaming. I just... I'm just saying 1338 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,760 if you want me to help you from here, 1339 00:56:16,176 --> 00:56:18,345 then you need to tell me what's going on there. 1340 00:56:18,445 --> 00:56:19,679 ELIZABETH: Oh, I'm your IT now? 1341 00:56:19,779 --> 00:56:22,820 Oh, I see, so I suppose since I work for you now, 1342 00:56:22,182 --> 00:56:25,318 it's time for me to start misrepresenting my abilities 1343 00:56:25,418 --> 00:56:26,653 - at FileMaker Pro? - No. 1344 00:56:26,753 --> 00:56:28,421 - No... - Do not scream at me! 1345 00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:32,759 (ALEJANDRO BREATHING HEAVILY) 1346 00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:35,829 ELIZABETH: How can we have a show 1347 00:56:35,929 --> 00:56:37,697 - if the databases are a mess! - (HYDRA GROWLING) 1348 00:56:37,797 --> 00:56:39,699 ALEJANDRO: No, no. Elizabeth, let me talk. 1349 00:56:39,799 --> 00:56:41,801 The whole point of the... of the database 1350 00:56:41,901 --> 00:56:43,436 is to tell us where the paintings are. 1351 00:56:43,536 --> 00:56:44,537 And we know where they are, 1352 00:56:44,637 --> 00:56:45,638 they're right here in front of me. 1353 00:56:45,739 --> 00:56:47,374 - (HYDRA GROWLING) - (METALLIC CLANG) 1354 00:56:47,474 --> 00:56:48,942 (THUDS) 1355 00:56:50,877 --> 00:56:52,946 BOBBY: You could solve a problem, 1356 00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:55,148 but she'll come back at you with two more. 1357 00:56:55,248 --> 00:56:56,883 She's the Hydra. 1358 00:56:56,983 --> 00:56:59,386 - (HYDRA GROWLING ECHOES) - My iPad still has games on it. 1359 00:56:59,486 --> 00:57:00,720 You told me you'd look 1360 00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:02,522 into removing the app, but then you also told me 1361 00:57:02,622 --> 00:57:03,623 that you knew FileMaker Pro, 1362 00:57:03,723 --> 00:57:07,227 so here am I with Darts on my iPad. 1363 00:57:07,327 --> 00:57:08,995 What? (CHUCKLES) What? 1364 00:57:09,950 --> 00:57:11,231 Well, okay, okay, all right, Elizabeth, are we talking 1365 00:57:11,331 --> 00:57:13,500 about the databases or are we talking about the iPad? 1366 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,568 This is what is going to happen. 1367 00:57:15,668 --> 00:57:17,303 You are going to burn a disk... 1368 00:57:17,404 --> 00:57:18,571 Burn a disk? - ...of the master copy 1369 00:57:18,672 --> 00:57:20,730 of the database in the loft. 1370 00:57:20,173 --> 00:57:21,608 - Then you are going to... - (MULTIPLE ELIZABETHS TALKING) 1371 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,777 ...make copies of that CD-ROM, and overnight them here, 1372 00:57:23,877 --> 00:57:26,413 the Asheville house and extras at Bingham's. 1373 00:57:26,513 --> 00:57:28,748 - ALEJANDRO: No. No, Elizabeth. - I will want tracking numbers. 1374 00:57:28,848 --> 00:57:29,949 - I will corroborate... - No, no, no. 1375 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:31,117 ...the information matches the information 1376 00:57:31,217 --> 00:57:33,153 on the iPad when I get to those computers. 1377 00:57:33,253 --> 00:57:34,587 ALEJANDRO: Let's just make sure that you're connected 1378 00:57:34,688 --> 00:57:36,560 - to the Internet. - ELIZABETH: We can revisit 1379 00:57:36,156 --> 00:57:39,492 the sponsorship conversation, once I have the disk! 1380 00:57:39,592 --> 00:57:41,261 Even if I did that, I'm not sure 1381 00:57:41,361 --> 00:57:42,328 how you would insert 1382 00:57:42,429 --> 00:57:43,930 - a CD-ROM into your iPad. - (HYDRA HISSING) 1383 00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:48,168 BINGHAM: Elizabeth. 1384 00:57:48,268 --> 00:57:49,569 I can take a crack at it. 1385 00:57:50,437 --> 00:57:52,539 Bingham will take a crack at it. 1386 00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:53,773 No, Elizabeth. 1387 00:57:53,873 --> 00:57:55,709 I don't have a lot of time. Days at this point. 1388 00:57:55,809 --> 00:57:58,978 Alejandro, I question if you are ready for this job. 1389 00:57:59,790 --> 00:58:00,246 (RUMBLING) 1390 00:58:01,514 --> 00:58:03,283 Elizabeth, I'm ready. 1391 00:58:03,383 --> 00:58:05,251 I... I... I'll figure it out. 1392 00:58:05,352 --> 00:58:07,754 We're so close. Elizabeth, please. 1393 00:58:07,854 --> 00:58:08,855 (HISSING) 1394 00:58:08,955 --> 00:58:11,240 Okay, okay. I'll... I'll send you the disk. 1395 00:58:11,558 --> 00:58:12,959 Please. 1396 00:58:16,396 --> 00:58:18,565 (COMPUTER WHIRRING) 1397 00:58:25,438 --> 00:58:27,730 All right, that'll be $250. 1398 00:58:28,875 --> 00:58:30,143 $250? 1399 00:58:30,243 --> 00:58:32,946 WOMAN: Yup. For overnighting these three. 1400 00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:35,115 You need them to get there tomorrow, right? 1401 00:58:36,282 --> 00:58:38,284 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1402 00:58:44,991 --> 00:58:45,992 Yes. 1403 00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:48,895 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1404 00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:08,815 (BEEPS) 1405 00:59:08,915 --> 00:59:12,180 WOMAN: This ****ing machine. Do you have cash? 1406 00:59:32,605 --> 00:59:34,774 (DISCORDANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1407 00:59:38,845 --> 00:59:40,680 B... B... But I'm sorry, that's just not the amount 1408 00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:42,182 I should have. According to my calculations, 1409 00:59:42,282 --> 00:59:44,250 that is not the amount I should have in my account. 1410 00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:46,419 BANK AGENT: What balance were you expecting? 1411 00:59:46,753 --> 00:59:48,455 Well, I... I don't know. 1412 00:59:48,555 --> 00:59:50,357 Zero would be great. (CHUCKLES) Just... 1413 00:59:50,457 --> 00:59:52,325 Just get me to zero. 1414 00:59:52,425 --> 00:59:53,827 Again, every time you overdraft, 1415 00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:57,970 the bank must impose a penalty of $35. 1416 00:59:57,197 --> 01:00:00,300 (CHUCKLES) So, uh, what? Like an $8 sandwich 1417 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,868 becomes a $45 sandwich? 1418 01:00:01,968 --> 01:00:04,604 - BANK AGENT: $43. - (CLOCK TICKING) 1419 01:00:04,704 --> 01:00:07,207 Again, that's the policy, Mr. Martinez. 1420 01:00:07,307 --> 01:00:10,910 But that... (WINCES) that makes absolutely no sense. 1421 01:00:11,110 --> 01:00:13,680 I distinctly recall making a cash deposit. 1422 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,915 Hm. And that deposit was flagged 1423 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,684 as potentially fraudulent. 1424 01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:19,119 So, it's on hold now. 1425 01:00:19,219 --> 01:00:20,653 For your protection. 1426 01:00:20,754 --> 01:00:23,590 Right, but then that hold made me overdraw. 1427 01:00:23,923 --> 01:00:25,358 For your protection. 1428 01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:26,626 (CHUCKLING BITTERLY) I'm sorry, 1429 01:00:26,726 --> 01:00:28,995 I'm sorry, but do I seem protected right now? 1430 01:00:29,950 --> 01:00:30,163 Why would you let this happen? 1431 01:00:30,263 --> 01:00:32,899 Why not just have my card get declined? 1432 01:00:32,999 --> 01:00:35,368 That's not the way things work. 1433 01:00:35,468 --> 01:00:36,803 ALEJANDRO: But that is the way things should work. 1434 01:00:36,903 --> 01:00:38,805 Otherwise, the bank is just benefitting 1435 01:00:38,905 --> 01:00:39,906 from my misfortune. 1436 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:41,700 From the misfortune of people 1437 01:00:41,107 --> 01:00:42,942 who can't afford to make any mistakes. 1438 01:00:43,430 --> 01:00:45,278 From people who have no margin of error. 1439 01:00:46,846 --> 01:00:48,882 It's... policy. 1440 01:00:49,683 --> 01:00:50,984 It is what it is. 1441 01:00:51,484 --> 01:00:52,619 No. 1442 01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,454 No. Look at me. 1443 01:00:55,689 --> 01:00:56,823 Just look at me. 1444 01:00:58,425 --> 01:01:00,260 I know that you can hear me. 1445 01:01:00,126 --> 01:01:01,428 I know that you can hear my voice 1446 01:01:01,528 --> 01:01:04,640 when I tell you that I know that this is not your fault. 1447 01:01:04,164 --> 01:01:06,399 You didn't do this, the bank did this. 1448 01:01:06,499 --> 01:01:10,603 And there is no reason for you to be defending them to me. 1449 01:01:10,704 --> 01:01:12,672 Please. Please, at this point, 1450 01:01:12,772 --> 01:01:14,207 I'm not even asking for my money back, 1451 01:01:14,307 --> 01:01:16,900 I'm just asking for you to tell me 1452 01:01:16,109 --> 01:01:18,645 that you agree with me, because I know that you do. 1453 01:01:18,745 --> 01:01:21,470 I know that there's still a person in there. 1454 01:01:21,147 --> 01:01:23,149 And I know that she can hear me. 1455 01:01:26,553 --> 01:01:27,721 Please. 1456 01:01:31,257 --> 01:01:34,270 - (GUN COCKS) - I stand with Bank of America. 1457 01:01:35,795 --> 01:01:37,964 (CATS MEOWING) 1458 01:01:48,740 --> 01:01:49,409 LILY: So I, like, started crying, 1459 01:01:49,509 --> 01:01:51,770 like, full Pisces move. 1460 01:01:51,177 --> 01:01:53,580 Tear, tear, tear. So dramatic. 1461 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,949 - (GIGGLES) - SPRAY: Oh my God, Alejandro. 1462 01:01:56,490 --> 01:01:58,852 - Hey, what's up? - Um... 1463 01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:01,287 Nothing... Nothing much. 1464 01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:04,190 Nice. Uh, this is Lily. 1465 01:02:04,290 --> 01:02:07,727 Michael's GF. She's kind of been holding court here, 1466 01:02:07,827 --> 01:02:09,996 (CHUCKLES) inviting a lot of her friends over, 1467 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,999 even though we're trying to get ready to go to a thing. 1468 01:02:13,990 --> 01:02:15,135 LILY: So much fun. (CHUCKLES) 1469 01:02:15,702 --> 01:02:18,400 Wait, Alejandro, are you from El Salvador? 1470 01:02:18,104 --> 01:02:19,305 SPRAY: Yeah, I was telling you about Alejandro. 1471 01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:21,975 He's gonna be the coolest toy designer at Hasbro. 1472 01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:23,810 I don't think you were, Spray. 1473 01:02:23,910 --> 01:02:26,713 I literally was, just one minute ago, telling you. 1474 01:02:26,813 --> 01:02:28,181 My God. 1475 01:02:28,281 --> 01:02:30,316 I'm, like, always on a little trial 1476 01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:32,185 - (CHUCKLES) with you. - (CHUCKLES FORCEDLY) Okay. 1477 01:02:32,285 --> 01:02:33,620 LILY: Feel like I would have remembered. 1478 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,890 But hello. (GIGGLES) Wait, speaking of, 1479 01:02:36,189 --> 01:02:38,391 have you guys seen the Cabbage Patch things? 1480 01:02:38,491 --> 01:02:39,626 So funny. 1481 01:02:39,726 --> 01:02:40,994 - (LILY GIGGLES) - What... What's the... 1482 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:42,228 What's the Cabbage Patch thing? 1483 01:02:42,328 --> 01:02:44,931 LILY: @HasbroOfficial posted it. (CHUCKLES) 1484 01:02:45,310 --> 01:02:46,533 They, like, gave them smartphones, 1485 01:02:46,633 --> 01:02:48,468 and they, like... It comes up with a funny message like, 1486 01:02:48,568 --> 01:02:50,603 -"Oh, are u ghosting me?" - (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1487 01:02:50,704 --> 01:02:52,720 "Ah, your Uber's here." 1488 01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:54,400 So ****ing funny. Like, who thinks of that? 1489 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:56,309 How did they think of that? I love it. 1490 01:02:56,976 --> 01:02:59,512 (LILY LAUGHING) 1491 01:02:59,612 --> 01:03:01,815 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1492 01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:07,520 CRAIGSLIST MAN: Craigs... 1493 01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:10,957 I'm here for a... for a job that you've shown me before. 1494 01:03:11,570 --> 01:03:13,426 - Sell salon packages... - ALEJANDRO: No. 1495 01:03:14,661 --> 01:03:16,629 The one I kept turning down. 1496 01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:18,865 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1497 01:03:22,702 --> 01:03:23,970 Cleaning boy. 1498 01:03:25,739 --> 01:03:26,873 That one. 1499 01:03:26,973 --> 01:03:29,900 (CRAIGSLIST MAN LAUGHING WICKEDLY) 1500 01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:31,277 CRAIGSLIST MAN: A boy to clean my apartment. 1501 01:03:32,579 --> 01:03:33,546 You clean... 1502 01:03:34,381 --> 01:03:35,448 I watch. 1503 01:03:36,583 --> 01:03:37,550 And then... 1504 01:03:39,352 --> 01:03:41,221 Who knows...? 1505 01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:43,356 (CRAIGSLIST MAN LAUGHS WICKEDLY) 1506 01:03:43,456 --> 01:03:45,580 I... I... I'm Alejandro. 1507 01:03:45,725 --> 01:03:46,893 Yeah, I know. 1508 01:04:03,510 --> 01:04:04,511 (DOOR CLOSES DISTANTLY) 1509 01:04:10,830 --> 01:04:11,985 ALEJANDRO: So do you think the buzzer was broken or... 1510 01:04:13,987 --> 01:04:15,155 That works. 1511 01:04:28,101 --> 01:04:29,369 You've done this before... 1512 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,671 For kink, I mean? 1513 01:04:32,772 --> 01:04:34,574 (SCOFFS) Yeah. 1514 01:04:38,144 --> 01:04:40,914 You can drink and work. Not precious about it. 1515 01:04:42,682 --> 01:04:44,417 - Great. - Do the windows. 1516 01:04:44,517 --> 01:04:46,953 Hm? Hm, hm? 1517 01:04:56,290 --> 01:04:58,198 (MAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1518 01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:06,639 Um, nice, nice windows. 1519 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:10,143 MAN: What? 1520 01:05:10,243 --> 01:05:11,911 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1521 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,447 Um, I don't... I don't know I'm just... 1522 01:05:14,547 --> 01:05:15,849 I'm just saying nice... nice windows. 1523 01:05:15,949 --> 01:05:17,417 - You okay? - Yeah. 1524 01:05:17,517 --> 01:05:18,651 No, yeah. 1525 01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:27,861 And I applied to be a part 1526 01:05:27,961 --> 01:05:30,697 of the Hasbro Talent Incubator Program, and I... 1527 01:05:32,866 --> 01:05:34,267 but I'm... I'm running... 1528 01:05:34,567 --> 01:05:35,802 do you make the decisions? 1529 01:05:35,902 --> 01:05:38,710 Or... Or... Or who does? 1530 01:05:40,173 --> 01:05:42,142 and I know there's rules, but just... 1531 01:05:43,276 --> 01:05:44,878 Just give me a name. 1532 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,548 Who do I talk to? I just... 1533 01:05:48,648 --> 01:05:50,383 I... I... just... 1534 01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:57,424 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1535 01:05:58,324 --> 01:06:00,293 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1536 01:06:05,732 --> 01:06:07,233 Did you lose your keys? 1537 01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:10,370 ALEJANDRO: No, I gave them to Travis. 1538 01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:12,339 I don't know who that is. 1539 01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:14,674 - LILY: Right...? - ALEJANDRO: He's the subletter. 1540 01:06:14,774 --> 01:06:16,810 He's why I can't go into the room. 1541 01:06:16,910 --> 01:06:19,746 - WOMAN: Hey, hey... - Are you okay? 1542 01:06:19,846 --> 01:06:21,981 ALEJANDRO: You think I don't want to go to parties? 1543 01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:24,170 You think... You think I don't want to go to bars? 1544 01:06:24,117 --> 01:06:26,786 I can't... I can't even sleep. 1545 01:06:26,886 --> 01:06:28,655 You can go in there. Trent's not even there right now. 1546 01:06:28,755 --> 01:06:29,789 ALEJANDRO: And I don't want him to come back 1547 01:06:29,889 --> 01:06:31,491 and find me in his bed. 1548 01:06:31,591 --> 01:06:32,892 SPRAY: It's your bed. 1549 01:06:32,992 --> 01:06:35,610 And he's literally never even here. 1550 01:06:36,329 --> 01:06:37,764 - WOMAN: Yeah, yeah... - What do you mean 1551 01:06:37,864 --> 01:06:38,932 he's never here? 1552 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,000 I mean, I've never seen him one single time, 1553 01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:42,769 and I don't know what his face looks like. 1554 01:06:42,869 --> 01:06:45,572 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION CONTINUES) 1555 01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:48,608 WOMAN: Oh, okay, awkward turtle... 1556 01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,844 ELIZABETH: Do you know FileMaker Pro? 1557 01:06:51,945 --> 01:06:53,546 Bingham will take a crack at it... 1558 01:06:53,646 --> 01:06:55,248 BINGHAM: What's a visa? 1559 01:06:55,348 --> 01:06:58,180 WOMAN: I'm s... I'm like... I'm gonna just go. 1560 01:07:05,892 --> 01:07:08,940 (NOTIFICATIONS CHIME) 1561 01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:15,680 (CELL PHONE LOCK CLICKS) 1562 01:07:21,641 --> 01:07:23,843 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 1563 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:27,514 Why did you want to see me, then? What's the matter? 1564 01:07:27,614 --> 01:07:30,500 Uh, nothing's the matter. 1565 01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,952 Hey, um... would you be interested 1566 01:07:33,530 --> 01:07:34,788 in becoming a paralegal? 1567 01:07:35,388 --> 01:07:36,456 What, like... 1568 01:07:37,691 --> 01:07:38,958 You mean, like, here? 1569 01:07:39,590 --> 01:07:41,795 (CHUCKLES) Yes, here. 1570 01:07:41,895 --> 01:07:45,198 I can get you on a visa, get you some training. 1571 01:07:45,298 --> 01:07:47,670 All right? It's not rocket science. 1572 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:49,736 You're a hard worker and most of all, you're patient. 1573 01:07:50,203 --> 01:07:52,305 You speak Spanish, you're sane. 1574 01:07:52,405 --> 01:07:53,940 Uh, you seem trustworthy. 1575 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:55,842 (CHUCKLES) These are basically the requirements 1576 01:07:55,942 --> 01:07:57,243 for being a paralegal. 1577 01:07:58,780 --> 01:07:59,179 Oh. 1578 01:07:59,279 --> 01:08:04,784 Thank you but I... I don't even know, um, law. 1579 01:08:04,884 --> 01:08:06,190 You know how to email? It's just emails. 1580 01:08:06,119 --> 01:08:07,921 Emails and... and filing. 1581 01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:09,823 You know, straightforward stuff. 1582 01:08:09,923 --> 01:08:11,424 (CELL PHONE BUZZES) 1583 01:08:12,826 --> 01:08:14,160 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. 1584 01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:16,162 Do... Do you mind if I take this? It might be about work. 1585 01:08:16,262 --> 01:08:18,264 Uh-huh. Go. Go, go, go, go. 1586 01:08:19,299 --> 01:08:20,400 Uh, hello? 1587 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,369 Hi, this is Nadine Moore from the Roosevelt Island 1588 01:08:22,469 --> 01:08:24,971 Fine Arts Gallery, is this Alejandro? 1589 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,900 Yes. - NADINE: Hi! Oh, my God, yay! 1590 01:08:29,109 --> 01:08:31,611 So I got the PDF for the show you sent out. 1591 01:08:31,711 --> 01:08:32,846 Sorry we hadn't replied. 1592 01:08:32,946 --> 01:08:34,247 I'll... I'll go straight to the point. 1593 01:08:34,347 --> 01:08:37,170 We were supposed to have a show open tomorrow night, 1594 01:08:37,117 --> 01:08:40,186 had a lot of dealers and, well, the community excited 1595 01:08:40,286 --> 01:08:42,989 but due to circumstances out of our control, whatever... 1596 01:08:43,890 --> 01:08:45,925 Point is, we want the Asencio show. 1597 01:08:46,493 --> 01:08:49,620 We want the eggs. We need the eggs! 1598 01:08:49,162 --> 01:08:50,864 - Insane, I know. - (CHUCKLES) 1599 01:08:50,964 --> 01:08:53,400 Like... Like... Like, tomorrow? 1600 01:08:55,835 --> 01:08:57,237 ELIZABETH: Where's my disk? 1601 01:08:57,337 --> 01:08:58,838 I suppose you'll be charging me 1602 01:08:58,938 --> 01:09:00,730 by the minute for this call. 1603 01:09:00,173 --> 01:09:01,441 I got Bobby a show. 1604 01:09:01,541 --> 01:09:02,575 Excuse me? 1605 01:09:02,676 --> 01:09:05,178 ALEJANDRO: A... A solo show, a... a real show. 1606 01:09:05,278 --> 01:09:07,881 Oh, then the New Museum called back? 1607 01:09:07,981 --> 01:09:10,183 No, no, no, um... 1608 01:09:10,283 --> 01:09:12,519 ELIZABETH: Well, what, then? The... The Whitney... 1609 01:09:12,619 --> 01:09:14,120 No, it's, um... - ...would like to revisit? 1610 01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:16,423 It's The Roosevelt Island Fine Arts Gallery. 1611 01:09:18,758 --> 01:09:19,859 Say that again. 1612 01:09:19,959 --> 01:09:21,828 Elizabeth, I know they're not as reputable... 1613 01:09:21,928 --> 01:09:24,531 Those people show evil Mickey Mouses 1614 01:09:24,631 --> 01:09:26,933 and glittery Marilyn Monroes. 1615 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:28,768 Yes, that investors do pay a lot of money for. 1616 01:09:28,868 --> 01:09:30,103 You lied to me! 1617 01:09:30,203 --> 01:09:31,638 What... Okay, what lie? 1618 01:09:31,738 --> 01:09:34,700 What is a lie? I don't believe I have lied, Elizabeth. 1619 01:09:34,107 --> 01:09:35,942 You told me that you would only pitch 1620 01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:38,311 to real institutions! 1621 01:09:38,411 --> 01:09:39,746 Nobody's gonna take us seriously now. 1622 01:09:39,846 --> 01:09:41,748 ALEJANDRO: This is the only way. Think of the eggs. 1623 01:09:41,848 --> 01:09:42,982 ELIZABETH: You're trying to destroy me, 1624 01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:45,418 to destroy his legacy. 1625 01:09:45,518 --> 01:09:47,287 You only came to me, 1626 01:09:47,387 --> 01:09:50,560 so that you could go laughing off to the bank 1627 01:09:50,156 --> 01:09:52,292 and then scurrying off to Guatemala. 1628 01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:54,361 I know you're in cahoots with these people. 1629 01:09:54,461 --> 01:09:57,163 And I know you want to sell his eggs to the Chinese, 1630 01:09:57,263 --> 01:09:59,650 so that you can get your green card. 1631 01:09:59,165 --> 01:10:02,602 For what? So that you can make Barbies for Toys-R-Us? 1632 01:10:02,702 --> 01:10:05,380 Well, don't bother! 1633 01:10:05,138 --> 01:10:08,740 Don't you worry your pretty little head. 1634 01:10:08,608 --> 01:10:09,709 I am fine. 1635 01:10:09,809 --> 01:10:11,644 (CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1636 01:10:11,745 --> 01:10:13,380 I don't need you. 1637 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:15,849 I have something better. 1638 01:10:15,949 --> 01:10:18,151 (MUSIC STOPS) 1639 01:10:21,588 --> 01:10:23,556 I have Bingham. 1640 01:10:23,656 --> 01:10:25,625 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1641 01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:35,201 (SWORD CLATTERS ON GROUND) 1642 01:10:38,638 --> 01:10:40,540 ALEJANDRO: Do you think he gives a shit about you? 1643 01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,742 Do you think he gives a shit about Bobby or any of this? 1644 01:10:42,842 --> 01:10:45,450 (CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1645 01:10:45,145 --> 01:10:48,281 You are not from the same universe. 1646 01:10:48,381 --> 01:10:52,519 He has no idea what it's like to desperately want something. 1647 01:10:52,619 --> 01:10:54,654 He knows FileMaker Pro. 1648 01:10:58,425 --> 01:11:03,663 No one knows shit about FileMaker Pro. 1649 01:11:03,763 --> 01:11:05,532 (PERCUSSIVE BEAT PLAYING) 1650 01:11:07,267 --> 01:11:09,703 He's helping with the website. 1651 01:11:10,804 --> 01:11:12,972 He knows all about the widgets. 1652 01:11:13,730 --> 01:11:16,309 You know nothing of widgets. 1653 01:11:16,409 --> 01:11:20,313 Why are you bringing up the website right now, Elizabeth? 1654 01:11:21,681 --> 01:11:25,719 Why... Why are you making everything so difficult? 1655 01:11:25,819 --> 01:11:28,621 Oh, that's rich coming from you. 1656 01:11:30,190 --> 01:11:32,392 (WHOOSHING SOUND) 1657 01:11:32,492 --> 01:11:33,793 You... 1658 01:11:34,761 --> 01:11:37,230 who adore difficulty. 1659 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:40,166 You cannot get enough of it. 1660 01:11:40,266 --> 01:11:42,702 You seek it out round every corner. 1661 01:11:44,504 --> 01:11:47,207 Not Mexico City, not Montreal, not Berlin. 1662 01:11:47,307 --> 01:11:49,442 Nowhere easy to migrate to. 1663 01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:53,446 And not a doctor, not a software designer. 1664 01:11:55,215 --> 01:11:58,118 Nothing that anybody's 1665 01:11:58,218 --> 01:12:00,520 gleefully handing out visas for. 1666 01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:02,880 No. 1667 01:12:02,188 --> 01:12:06,593 An aspiring... maker of toys. 1668 01:12:06,693 --> 01:12:09,129 (CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1669 01:12:11,931 --> 01:12:13,366 Well... 1670 01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:15,268 if we're doing that, 1671 01:12:15,368 --> 01:12:17,437 why don't we address the elephant in the room? 1672 01:12:20,607 --> 01:12:23,309 You want to keep your husband frozen. 1673 01:12:23,410 --> 01:12:25,345 You want to be this high-society lady, 1674 01:12:25,445 --> 01:12:27,981 keep eating your $28 salads. 1675 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:29,916 With what money? 1676 01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:31,885 We're both so tired, Elizabeth. 1677 01:12:31,985 --> 01:12:33,787 Let's go sell some paintings. 1678 01:12:35,522 --> 01:12:37,924 Yes, well, you need to drop the theatrics, 1679 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:39,759 Alejandro. 1680 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:45,865 We have work to do. 1681 01:12:45,965 --> 01:12:48,101 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1682 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:52,405 I'll see you soon. 1683 01:13:04,984 --> 01:13:07,153 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1684 01:13:23,903 --> 01:13:25,672 We're doing well on time for once. 1685 01:13:34,781 --> 01:13:38,351 Have you ever been to, uh, Roosevelt Island before? 1686 01:13:39,719 --> 01:13:41,254 No. 1687 01:13:41,354 --> 01:13:42,956 ELIZABETH: "It's practically Manhattan." 1688 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,791 That's what the curator woman said. 1689 01:13:44,891 --> 01:13:47,460 Three times on the phone. 1690 01:13:52,465 --> 01:13:54,367 Elizabeth, Elizabeth. 1691 01:13:54,467 --> 01:13:56,569 My beautiful Hydra. 1692 01:13:57,637 --> 01:13:59,472 How dare you? 1693 01:13:59,572 --> 01:14:00,974 I know. 1694 01:14:01,740 --> 01:14:04,244 (SIGHS) What I don't know is how you ever put up with me. 1695 01:14:05,378 --> 01:14:07,447 How do you put up with this stupid, womanizing, 1696 01:14:07,547 --> 01:14:10,116 soon to be frozen cutlet of a husband? 1697 01:14:10,216 --> 01:14:12,352 Don't forget a narcissist. 1698 01:14:13,987 --> 01:14:15,822 It's your scales. 1699 01:14:15,922 --> 01:14:17,757 Stop it. 1700 01:14:22,128 --> 01:14:23,596 Where's Bingham? 1701 01:14:23,697 --> 01:14:26,366 Well, I have it on good authority 1702 01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:28,668 that he's been working the docks. 1703 01:14:30,704 --> 01:14:33,506 Uh-huh. How do you mean "working"? 1704 01:14:33,606 --> 01:14:37,344 There is an underbelly of closeted fishermen 1705 01:14:37,444 --> 01:14:41,381 that little tricks like Bingham fall into. 1706 01:14:41,481 --> 01:14:43,917 NARRATOR: Bingham was not working the docks. 1707 01:14:44,170 --> 01:14:47,320 In fact, he was just awarded a Guggenheim grant 1708 01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:51,910 to further pursue being cute in the arts. 1709 01:14:51,191 --> 01:14:54,461 The deviousness in those eyes, Alejandro. 1710 01:14:54,561 --> 01:14:56,996 You'll be hearing all about it on 20/20, 1711 01:14:57,970 --> 01:14:58,998 you mark my words. 1712 01:15:06,206 --> 01:15:09,900 Where's Blue Egg on Yellow Satin? 1713 01:15:09,676 --> 01:15:11,111 I thought you had Blue Egg on Yellow Satin. 1714 01:15:11,211 --> 01:15:12,879 It's on the station! 1715 01:15:12,979 --> 01:15:14,447 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1716 01:15:21,187 --> 01:15:23,556 The egg is alone in Manhattan! 1717 01:15:23,990 --> 01:15:25,910 Someone will steal the egg! 1718 01:15:25,191 --> 01:15:26,459 - No one's gonna steal the egg. - ELIZABETH: No, they will! 1719 01:15:26,559 --> 01:15:27,694 We have to stop the tram. 1720 01:15:27,794 --> 01:15:29,295 They can't... They're not gonna let you do that. 1721 01:15:29,396 --> 01:15:30,630 Stop the tram! We have to. 1722 01:15:30,730 --> 01:15:32,832 I don't think you can even do that. 1723 01:15:32,932 --> 01:15:35,335 - They can't stop the tram. - Stop the tram. 1724 01:15:35,435 --> 01:15:36,669 - Excuse me? - We have to go back. 1725 01:15:36,770 --> 01:15:38,838 There's a very, very valuable egg on the station. 1726 01:15:38,938 --> 01:15:41,775 We need it for the show that will save my husband's legacy 1727 01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:42,809 and his body. 1728 01:15:42,909 --> 01:15:44,210 We can't do that, lady. 1729 01:15:44,310 --> 01:15:45,679 Stop the tram now, immediately! 1730 01:15:45,779 --> 01:15:47,180 - MAN: Listen, lady, I can't. - Right now, stop it! 1731 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:48,648 - What do you mean? - I can't. 1732 01:15:48,748 --> 01:15:49,983 I'm a customer and I'm telling you to. 1733 01:15:50,830 --> 01:15:51,284 - MAN: I can't. - Serve me! 1734 01:15:51,384 --> 01:15:52,752 - Serve me! - Who the hell are you? 1735 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:53,687 Do it now! 1736 01:15:53,787 --> 01:15:56,389 I can't... I can't do... It's not possible. 1737 01:15:56,489 --> 01:15:59,250 Do it now, immediately! Do it now, instantly! 1738 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:00,660 (ROARS) Now! 1739 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:08,702 (SIGHS) 1740 01:16:12,372 --> 01:16:14,174 (WHIRRING) 1741 01:16:14,274 --> 01:16:15,875 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1742 01:16:24,184 --> 01:16:26,353 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1743 01:16:36,496 --> 01:16:38,231 So we only have one wall? 1744 01:16:38,331 --> 01:16:40,300 Well, it's our best wall. 1745 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:42,369 I thought this was a solo show. 1746 01:16:42,469 --> 01:16:44,371 Just you, solo on this wall. 1747 01:16:44,471 --> 01:16:47,440 We have to reserve the other areas, unfortunately. 1748 01:16:49,576 --> 01:16:51,878 We already have some interest in the eggs. 1749 01:16:51,978 --> 01:16:54,147 ALEJANDRO: Well, they're clearly not all gonna fit. 1750 01:16:54,247 --> 01:16:56,716 Yes, they won't all fit, unfortunately. 1751 01:16:56,816 --> 01:16:59,753 The show is called Thirteen Eggs. 1752 01:16:59,853 --> 01:17:01,588 NADINE: Well, we can hang some near the restroom, 1753 01:17:01,688 --> 01:17:03,890 but that'll still only get you up to 12. 1754 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:06,993 Call it Twelve Eggs. Easy. 1755 01:17:07,930 --> 01:17:08,461 It's like an even dozen. 1756 01:17:09,529 --> 01:17:11,631 I'll tell you what will happen now. 1757 01:17:11,731 --> 01:17:14,934 We are leaving this place. We are taking our eggs. 1758 01:17:15,350 --> 01:17:16,536 Elizabeth. 1759 01:17:28,248 --> 01:17:30,617 You can put them in your back office. 1760 01:17:30,717 --> 01:17:32,520 You can put them in your catalog 1761 01:17:32,152 --> 01:17:34,854 and send them in your email blast, I don't care. 1762 01:17:36,356 --> 01:17:38,391 But there will be no compromised version 1763 01:17:38,491 --> 01:17:39,793 of this show. 1764 01:17:42,328 --> 01:17:44,970 NADINE: So it's all or nothing, then? 1765 01:17:49,502 --> 01:17:51,338 It's all or nothing. 1766 01:17:51,438 --> 01:17:53,373 NARRATOR: They didn't get Bobby his show, 1767 01:17:53,473 --> 01:17:56,176 but they sold all 13 paintings. 1768 01:17:56,276 --> 01:17:57,777 Insufferable. 1769 01:17:57,877 --> 01:18:00,460 ALEJANDRO: "Just call it an even dozen." 1770 01:18:00,146 --> 01:18:02,820 (ELIZABETH LAUGHING) 1771 01:18:03,717 --> 01:18:07,120 Oh, Bobby, forgive me. Forgive us. 1772 01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:09,155 (ELIZABETH LAUGHS) 1773 01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:10,623 Do you think he'd hate this? 1774 01:18:10,724 --> 01:18:14,461 I'd like to think he'd have known it had to be this way. 1775 01:18:14,561 --> 01:18:16,796 For him, for me. 1776 01:18:17,931 --> 01:18:21,000 For a wonderful young man by the name of Alejandro. 1777 01:18:25,905 --> 01:18:29,175 You just seem so convinced that this is gonna work out. 1778 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,179 That he will wake up in the future. 1779 01:18:33,279 --> 01:18:35,448 That he will be healed. 1780 01:18:39,619 --> 01:18:43,656 Probably sounds idiotic to you. (EXHALES) 1781 01:18:44,290 --> 01:18:45,725 No. 1782 01:18:48,328 --> 01:18:49,996 No, it really doesn't. 1783 01:18:52,599 --> 01:18:54,200 It sounds brave. 1784 01:18:55,368 --> 01:18:56,970 Brave? 1785 01:18:58,380 --> 01:18:59,839 ALEJANDRO: Yeah. 1786 01:18:59,939 --> 01:19:01,508 He took a nap. 1787 01:19:02,976 --> 01:19:04,944 That's the extent of his bravery. 1788 01:19:07,414 --> 01:19:09,150 Oh, poor him. 1789 01:19:10,617 --> 01:19:12,619 How gutsy. 1790 01:19:14,587 --> 01:19:16,623 Journeying into the unknown. 1791 01:19:18,358 --> 01:19:21,594 Meanwhile, who stays behind 1792 01:19:21,695 --> 01:19:23,930 and makes sure that he arrives safely? 1793 01:19:26,933 --> 01:19:28,635 The Monster. 1794 01:19:30,537 --> 01:19:34,274 I'm the thorns that protect the rose. 1795 01:19:38,111 --> 01:19:40,146 I assured him I was strong enough for this. 1796 01:19:41,281 --> 01:19:42,782 But... 1797 01:19:44,751 --> 01:19:48,888 if it works out, my Lord, I'll... I'll be so old. 1798 01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:54,928 A handsome young painter married to some old hag. 1799 01:19:55,895 --> 01:19:57,664 ALEJANDRO: No, Elizabeth, 1800 01:19:57,764 --> 01:20:00,533 when he wakes up, he's gonna have a lot to thank you for. 1801 01:20:01,701 --> 01:20:03,670 You've had a lot of patience. 1802 01:20:08,575 --> 01:20:10,243 It takes a very, very special person 1803 01:20:10,343 --> 01:20:12,145 to deal with the impossible. 1804 01:20:13,646 --> 01:20:15,782 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 1805 01:20:17,851 --> 01:20:19,319 DOLORES: (ON PHONE) Ale. 1806 01:20:19,419 --> 01:20:21,187 (ALEJANDRO IN SPANISH) 1807 01:21:56,483 --> 01:21:58,151 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 1808 01:22:06,226 --> 01:22:08,194 ELIZABETH: (ON VOICEMAIL, IN ENGLISH) Alejandro, many apologies 1809 01:22:08,294 --> 01:22:10,463 for you to be receiving this information now 1810 01:22:10,563 --> 01:22:11,798 but when you return to the loft, 1811 01:22:11,898 --> 01:22:14,334 you're about to discover my inert frozen body. 1812 01:22:14,434 --> 01:22:16,403 I just drank the cherry-flavored CryoPreserve 1813 01:22:16,503 --> 01:22:19,839 to freeze my insides and catch up with Bobby in the future. 1814 01:22:19,939 --> 01:22:21,408 Well, wish me a good trip. 1815 01:22:21,508 --> 01:22:23,677 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1816 01:22:29,616 --> 01:22:31,751 BOBBY: Elizabeth, Elizabeth. 1817 01:22:31,851 --> 01:22:33,953 My beautiful Hydra. 1818 01:22:34,688 --> 01:22:36,690 Maybe I'll come and join you. 1819 01:22:37,824 --> 01:22:39,259 BOBBY: Why? 1820 01:22:39,359 --> 01:22:43,863 Will you do me a favor? Will you wait for me? 1821 01:22:43,963 --> 01:22:46,366 I'll be waiting for you with my arms wide open. 1822 01:22:48,268 --> 01:22:49,536 (ELIZABETH EXHALES) 1823 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:51,771 ELIZABETH: (ON VOICEMAIL) I called that woman ahead of time. 1824 01:22:51,871 --> 01:22:53,473 They know to come and get me now. 1825 01:22:53,573 --> 01:22:55,775 She said, "Elizabeth, I didn't know you were terminally ill. 1826 01:22:55,875 --> 01:22:57,544 "I'm so sorry." 1827 01:22:57,644 --> 01:22:58,712 Moron. 1828 01:22:58,812 --> 01:23:00,146 Anyway, with what we made tonight, 1829 01:23:00,246 --> 01:23:02,315 we'll be able to keep us both frozen for a while. 1830 01:23:02,415 --> 01:23:05,552 But also, there's enough to repair the cottage and sell. 1831 01:23:05,652 --> 01:23:07,987 There's already interest in the loft. 1832 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:09,656 I've written to realtors. 1833 01:23:09,756 --> 01:23:12,759 Please see to this, and by God please, please, please, please 1834 01:23:12,859 --> 01:23:14,127 sort the databases 1835 01:23:14,227 --> 01:23:16,629 and have them reflect the most recent sales. 1836 01:23:16,730 --> 01:23:18,531 I'll have much work to do when I get back, 1837 01:23:18,631 --> 01:23:20,266 so I'll need this done properly. 1838 01:23:21,935 --> 01:23:23,703 I trust the government won't have any issues 1839 01:23:23,803 --> 01:23:25,605 with my sponsorship of you, 1840 01:23:25,705 --> 01:23:27,273 even though they know I'm not around. 1841 01:23:27,374 --> 01:23:28,308 I certainly hope not. 1842 01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:30,844 I've left you a glowing recommendation letter 1843 01:23:30,944 --> 01:23:32,479 addressed to "Whom it may concern." 1844 01:23:32,579 --> 01:23:35,480 I wasn't sure who to address it to. The President? 1845 01:23:35,148 --> 01:23:36,649 I've left detailed instructions 1846 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:38,180 for the accountant. 1847 01:23:38,118 --> 01:23:40,120 This process has been so difficult. 1848 01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:43,556 But I must say, meeting someone who understands me 1849 01:23:43,656 --> 01:23:46,693 has made it all feel attainable. 1850 01:23:46,793 --> 01:23:48,661 You've been an absolute delight. 1851 01:23:48,762 --> 01:23:49,929 I'll miss you. 1852 01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:52,632 I'll miss you drinking wine at a snail's pace. 1853 01:23:52,732 --> 01:23:55,735 I'll, uh, miss you getting that little smile on your face 1854 01:23:55,835 --> 01:23:57,570 and writing in your little notebook. 1855 01:23:57,670 --> 01:23:59,839 (WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1856 01:24:04,944 --> 01:24:08,114 No, listen, Alejandro, it's gonna work. 1857 01:24:08,214 --> 01:24:11,840 The doctors, you know, who told Bobby he was gonna die 1858 01:24:11,184 --> 01:24:13,953 and that nothing could be done, they were imbeciles. 1859 01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:15,922 Anything can be done. 1860 01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:18,258 I think we've proved that to ourselves now. 1861 01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:20,827 All I needed was a little more time 1862 01:24:20,927 --> 01:24:23,630 and, uh... and I think I needed you. 1863 01:24:23,730 --> 01:24:25,832 So thank you for getting the show 1864 01:24:25,932 --> 01:24:28,768 and, uh, I want you to promise me 1865 01:24:28,868 --> 01:24:33,206 that you don't just plump for these, um, 1866 01:24:33,306 --> 01:24:35,942 unacceptable options that the thoughtless people 1867 01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:38,345 who run this planet are gonna put in front of you. 1868 01:24:38,445 --> 01:24:40,280 When they tell you you can only turn left or right, 1869 01:24:40,380 --> 01:24:42,716 you let them know that you're going up. 1870 01:24:42,816 --> 01:24:44,651 Always send the food back, 1871 01:24:44,751 --> 01:24:46,820 uh, stand up for yourself 1872 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:49,823 and remember, it's not just a matter of everything 1873 01:24:49,923 --> 01:24:51,725 or nothing at all. 1874 01:24:51,825 --> 01:24:53,993 It's everything or everything. 1875 01:24:59,933 --> 01:25:01,201 Oh, and by the way, 1876 01:25:01,301 --> 01:25:03,470 the name of the idiot at the toy company... 1877 01:25:04,637 --> 01:25:06,673 is Brian Kissane. 1878 01:25:06,773 --> 01:25:08,508 I had to negotiate an entire day 1879 01:25:08,608 --> 01:25:10,677 of the phone tree for that one. 1880 01:25:10,777 --> 01:25:14,280 Go and inform him that you work there now. 1881 01:25:15,515 --> 01:25:17,183 Go, do it. Do it. 1882 01:25:19,285 --> 01:25:22,550 You know, Alejandro, I really... 1883 01:25:24,424 --> 01:25:26,393 I really... 1884 01:25:28,495 --> 01:25:31,698 cannot believe that with all that time on your hands, 1885 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:33,900 you did not fix those databases. 1886 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,368 (VOICE NOTE WHOOSHES) 1887 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:48,481 (SIGHS) 1888 01:25:58,158 --> 01:26:00,427 (DOG BARKS DISTANTLY) 1889 01:26:08,501 --> 01:26:10,537 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 1890 01:26:27,821 --> 01:26:29,289 ALEJANDRO: Hi. I need to talk to Brian. 1891 01:26:29,389 --> 01:26:30,757 - Is he expecting you? - ALEJANDRO: No. 1892 01:26:30,857 --> 01:26:32,992 But I need to talk to Brian right now. Instantly, please. 1893 01:26:33,930 --> 01:26:34,594 - Thank you. - I'm sorry. 1894 01:26:34,694 --> 01:26:36,596 If he is not expecting you, how did you get in here? 1895 01:26:36,696 --> 01:26:38,832 You seem confused. I just need to talk to Brian. 1896 01:26:38,932 --> 01:26:40,400 Is that Brian? That's Brian. 1897 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:42,569 Brian? Brian? 1898 01:26:42,669 --> 01:26:43,803 - Brian? Hi. - Yes? 1899 01:26:43,903 --> 01:26:46,506 Can you excuse us? Brian and I need to have a little meeting. 1900 01:26:46,606 --> 01:26:47,540 Thank you. 1901 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:48,742 - Hi, Brian. - Hi. 1902 01:26:48,842 --> 01:26:51,770 My name is Alejandro Martinez. We've been corresponding 1903 01:26:51,177 --> 01:26:53,213 quite a little bit regarding my application. 1904 01:26:53,313 --> 01:26:56,716 Oh, did your aunt or someone call the other day? 1905 01:26:56,816 --> 01:26:57,817 ALEJANDRO: Yeah, see, 1906 01:26:57,917 --> 01:26:59,953 I felt compelled to kindly follow up, 1907 01:27:00,530 --> 01:27:02,355 given that you have implemented one of my ideas. 1908 01:27:03,123 --> 01:27:04,557 - Excuse me? - ALEJANDRO: Yeah. 1909 01:27:04,657 --> 01:27:07,260 We have a problem here, Brian. Because it seems like 1910 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:09,596 you took one of the ideas from my application, 1911 01:27:09,696 --> 01:27:11,531 then you presented it as if it were your own. 1912 01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:15,135 What are... What are you referring to 1913 01:27:15,235 --> 01:27:17,370 when you say I took your idea? 1914 01:27:17,470 --> 01:27:19,205 Don't scream at me. The little messages 1915 01:27:19,305 --> 01:27:20,774 on the Cabbage Patch dolls' smartphones. 1916 01:27:20,874 --> 01:27:21,975 Uh-huh. 1917 01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:23,677 ALEJANDRO: That was in my application, Brian. 1918 01:27:25,450 --> 01:27:26,613 Remember? 1919 01:27:27,747 --> 01:27:29,150 Susana has a screenshot 1920 01:27:29,115 --> 01:27:31,170 of an annoying post that Marjorie made. 1921 01:27:32,252 --> 01:27:33,219 Oh. 1922 01:27:34,821 --> 01:27:36,289 Uh, I mean... 1923 01:27:36,389 --> 01:27:38,558 Look, it is possible that... 1924 01:27:39,559 --> 01:27:42,228 the two of us both came up with... 1925 01:27:42,328 --> 01:27:44,564 Uh-huh. And isn't it also possible 1926 01:27:44,664 --> 01:27:47,000 that if I were to post a side-by-side comparison 1927 01:27:47,100 --> 01:27:49,350 of the idea that I came up with a year ago 1928 01:27:49,135 --> 01:27:50,970 and the idea that you guys produced a month ago, 1929 01:27:51,710 --> 01:27:53,440 well, that wouldn't go so well? 1930 01:27:55,742 --> 01:27:57,844 Yes, that is possible. 1931 01:27:57,944 --> 01:27:59,179 And don't you think there is a world 1932 01:27:59,279 --> 01:28:00,413 where if I were to go to your bosses and tell them 1933 01:28:00,513 --> 01:28:02,415 that you're taking ideas from people's applications 1934 01:28:02,515 --> 01:28:05,318 and not even hiring them, they wouldn't love that? 1935 01:28:06,886 --> 01:28:08,722 There is also this world, yes. 1936 01:28:08,822 --> 01:28:12,392 Yeah, so, actually, I think this is what's gonna happen. 1937 01:28:12,492 --> 01:28:14,294 You are going to hire me and you're gonna put me 1938 01:28:14,394 --> 01:28:17,163 in the Hasbro Talent Incubator Program. 1939 01:28:17,831 --> 01:28:19,532 Sure. Great. Yes. 1940 01:28:19,632 --> 01:28:22,100 We are always looking for new talent. 1941 01:28:22,102 --> 01:28:24,738 Well, from within the US and its territories. 1942 01:28:24,838 --> 01:28:25,939 What? 1943 01:28:26,390 --> 01:28:27,774 The dropdown menu in the application, Brian. 1944 01:28:27,874 --> 01:28:30,477 I think that you've never sat and thought about this, 1945 01:28:30,577 --> 01:28:32,145 that it only allows you to select 1946 01:28:32,245 --> 01:28:33,613 one of the 50 states or its territories. 1947 01:28:33,713 --> 01:28:35,810 And if you're not applying from one of those places, 1948 01:28:35,181 --> 01:28:36,182 then you're out of luck, 1949 01:28:36,282 --> 01:28:37,550 'cause the website won't let you through. 1950 01:28:37,650 --> 01:28:40,854 - Did you know that, Brian? - No, I did not know. 1951 01:28:40,954 --> 01:28:42,389 ALEJANDRO: Oh, well, now you know. 1952 01:28:42,489 --> 01:28:44,557 So this is what's going to happen. 1953 01:28:44,657 --> 01:28:46,459 You are going to call the website people 1954 01:28:46,559 --> 01:28:49,596 and you're gonna say, "Hi, it's me from upstairs. 1955 01:28:49,696 --> 01:28:52,932 "I want you to put 'other' as part of the options." 1956 01:28:53,330 --> 01:28:55,100 That way, no one gets stuck in that step 1957 01:28:55,101 --> 01:28:56,836 and anyone can apply from anywhere. 1958 01:28:57,837 --> 01:28:59,500 - Great. - ALEJANDRO: Great. 1959 01:28:59,105 --> 01:29:00,573 And you're also going to sponsor me, 1960 01:29:00,674 --> 01:29:02,676 which is really expensive and really long. 1961 01:29:02,776 --> 01:29:05,311 But you're gonna do it and I'm not even gonna hear about it. 1962 01:29:05,412 --> 01:29:07,647 You're just gonna send me an email saying it's all done. 1963 01:29:09,549 --> 01:29:11,170 Okay. 1964 01:29:11,117 --> 01:29:14,540 - Okay. Great. - BRIAN: Great. 1965 01:29:14,154 --> 01:29:17,390 So I know my tone has been a little... stern. 1966 01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:18,391 BRIAN: Mm. 1967 01:29:18,491 --> 01:29:20,326 But I want you to know that I look forward 1968 01:29:20,427 --> 01:29:22,195 to seeing you every single day. 1969 01:29:23,296 --> 01:29:25,699 - Wonderful. I can't wait. - ALEJANDRO: Yeah. 1970 01:29:25,799 --> 01:29:27,634 BRIAN: Welcome. 1971 01:29:31,905 --> 01:29:33,873 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 1972 01:29:54,828 --> 01:29:56,830 (DOLORES IN SPANISH) 1973 01:31:08,735 --> 01:31:10,704 (WHEELS SQUEAKING) 1974 01:31:13,873 --> 01:31:15,842 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1975 01:31:20,780 --> 01:31:21,981 NARRATOR: (IN ENGLISH) FreezeCorp 1976 01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:23,650 and its many competitors 1977 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:27,530 all woke their clients from their slumber 1978 01:31:27,153 --> 01:31:29,889 after finally figuring out how. 1979 01:31:29,989 --> 01:31:33,360 Some had been frozen for a few years prior, 1980 01:31:33,460 --> 01:31:35,161 some decades ago. 1981 01:31:35,261 --> 01:31:37,630 Upon waking up in the future, 1982 01:31:37,731 --> 01:31:40,433 patients stayed under observation 1983 01:31:40,533 --> 01:31:44,671 at the Center For The Recently Awoken. 1984 01:31:44,771 --> 01:31:48,308 ROBOT: May I serve you coffee or tea prior to the mingle? 1985 01:31:48,408 --> 01:31:49,776 Leaving. None of those options. 1986 01:31:49,876 --> 01:31:51,444 - May I serve you coffee... - Leaving. Done. 1987 01:31:51,544 --> 01:31:52,679 ...prior to the mingle? 1988 01:31:52,779 --> 01:31:54,914 ELIZABETH: I am not going to this idiotic mingle. 1989 01:31:55,150 --> 01:31:56,449 - The mingle is mandatory... - ELIZABETH: Leaving. 1990 01:31:56,549 --> 01:31:57,617 ROBOT: ...unfortunately. 1991 01:31:57,717 --> 01:31:59,386 ELIZABETH: Other. None of those options. 1992 01:31:59,486 --> 01:32:01,421 Coffee, fruit cup. 1993 01:32:01,521 --> 01:32:02,822 - May I offer something else? - Leaving. Done. 1994 01:32:02,922 --> 01:32:05,692 Could you please leave the little guy alone? 1995 01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:07,794 ELIZABETH: You are, once again, siding with the robot. 1996 01:32:07,894 --> 01:32:10,663 Humiliating me in front of a toaster on wheels. 1997 01:32:10,764 --> 01:32:12,650 (BLEEPS) 1998 01:32:12,165 --> 01:32:13,466 We're supposed to relax, Elizabeth. 1999 01:32:13,566 --> 01:32:16,202 - Ease into this thing. - I am very relaxed! 2000 01:32:16,302 --> 01:32:17,937 I'm very relaxed as well. 2001 01:32:18,380 --> 01:32:19,639 - Okay? - Good! 2002 01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:21,775 What are you looking at? 2003 01:32:22,642 --> 01:32:23,677 WOMAN: And what do you do? 2004 01:32:23,777 --> 01:32:25,578 ELIZABETH: Bobby's a very talented painter. 2005 01:32:25,679 --> 01:32:26,613 WOMAN: Oh. 2006 01:32:26,713 --> 01:32:28,682 And, uh, we are looking to mount a solo show 2007 01:32:28,782 --> 01:32:32,185 just as soon as we can locate all his paintings. 2008 01:32:32,619 --> 01:32:34,521 Well, we'll see, you know? 2009 01:32:34,621 --> 01:32:37,257 - We'll see what? - I don't know. 2010 01:32:37,357 --> 01:32:39,559 Do people even care about paintings anymore? 2011 01:32:39,659 --> 01:32:41,795 To be honest, I'm not sweating that right now. 2012 01:32:41,895 --> 01:32:43,296 What do you do? 2013 01:32:43,396 --> 01:32:45,365 What do you mean you're not sweating it? 2014 01:32:45,465 --> 01:32:47,267 - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - WOMAN: I'm a poet. 2015 01:32:47,367 --> 01:32:49,169 - Oh. - Because of this whole thing, 2016 01:32:49,269 --> 01:32:50,704 I'm in a substantial amount of debt, so... 2017 01:32:50,804 --> 01:32:52,238 BOBBY: I'm sure you write beautiful poems. 2018 01:32:52,339 --> 01:32:53,440 Welcome to the future, ma'am. 2019 01:32:53,540 --> 01:32:55,375 The bar will reopen after the speeches. 2020 01:32:55,475 --> 01:32:58,178 I would like a glass of white wine. 2021 01:32:58,278 --> 01:33:00,480 - Please. Oh. - MC: Hello, everyone. 2022 01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:02,782 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 2023 01:33:09,756 --> 01:33:13,193 And welcome to the future. 2024 01:33:13,293 --> 01:33:14,994 Now, I bet you're all wondering, 2025 01:33:15,950 --> 01:33:16,529 "I woke up for this?" 2026 01:33:16,629 --> 01:33:19,666 Uh, sorry, but the bar will reopen after the speeches. 2027 01:33:19,766 --> 01:33:20,600 I would like 2028 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:23,200 - a glass of white wine. - (SHUSHING) 2029 01:33:23,103 --> 01:33:24,304 I mean, the wine is there 2030 01:33:24,404 --> 01:33:26,720 and all of these people are drinking. 2031 01:33:26,172 --> 01:33:27,340 And I don't see the difference. 2032 01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:28,875 Um, if you could just wait a few minutes, 2033 01:33:28,975 --> 01:33:29,843 it'll just be a moment. 2034 01:33:29,943 --> 01:33:31,644 No, you're the one who's supposed to wait. 2035 01:33:31,745 --> 01:33:33,613 - You're the waiter, right? - BARTENDER: If you just listen 2036 01:33:33,713 --> 01:33:35,382 to the speeches and enjoy the speeches. 2037 01:33:35,482 --> 01:33:36,916 ELIZABETH: What speeches? I can't hear any speeches. 2038 01:33:37,170 --> 01:33:38,718 - As you can see... - (ELIZABETH CONTINUES ARGUING) 2039 01:33:38,818 --> 01:33:41,721 ...you're each wearing different colors. 2040 01:33:41,821 --> 01:33:43,556 Each color represents the decade 2041 01:33:43,656 --> 01:33:45,992 - that you went to sleep in. - (ELIZABETH CONTINUES ARGUING) 2042 01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:47,827 Please. 2043 01:33:47,927 --> 01:33:49,529 BARTENDER: I cannot help you at this moment. 2044 01:33:49,629 --> 01:33:51,631 That woman's crazy. 2045 01:33:51,731 --> 01:33:52,866 - ELIZABETH: You could... - If you'll excuse me, 2046 01:33:52,966 --> 01:33:54,734 I'm here to serve you. However, we are closed. 2047 01:33:54,834 --> 01:33:56,703 ELIZABETH: I'm not sure I... I do feel 2048 01:33:56,803 --> 01:33:58,204 like excusing you, in fact. 2049 01:33:58,304 --> 01:34:00,306 And don't walk away from me like that. 2050 01:34:00,407 --> 01:34:02,375 You say you're here to serve me, 2051 01:34:02,475 --> 01:34:04,611 but you're clearly not here to serve me 2052 01:34:04,711 --> 01:34:06,446 anything other than insubordination. 2053 01:34:06,546 --> 01:34:07,781 And quite a lot of cheek. 2054 01:34:07,881 --> 01:34:08,748 BARTENDER: Ma'am, you're not allowed to be back here. 2055 01:34:08,848 --> 01:34:10,116 ELIZABETH: Well, I think I am. 2056 01:34:10,216 --> 01:34:12,218 I mean, if you're not allowed to serve me any wine, 2057 01:34:12,318 --> 01:34:13,787 I think I'm allowed to come back here. 2058 01:34:13,887 --> 01:34:15,288 And by the way, the state of this kitchen 2059 01:34:15,388 --> 01:34:16,423 is absolutely revolting. 2060 01:34:16,523 --> 01:34:18,191 Don't walk away from me. 2061 01:34:18,291 --> 01:34:21,270 And don't scream at me like that. 2062 01:34:21,127 --> 01:34:22,629 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2063 01:34:22,729 --> 01:34:25,732 Oh, my God. That's Alejandro Martinez. 2064 01:34:25,832 --> 01:34:28,100 He designed all those toys, um... 2065 01:34:28,101 --> 01:34:30,770 My Little Problems, with his mother Dolores. 2066 01:34:30,870 --> 01:34:33,239 (ELIZABETH CONTINUES ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 2067 01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:36,676 (CELESTIAL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 2068 01:34:41,881 --> 01:34:45,180 NARRATOR: Alejandro lived a long and beautiful life. 2069 01:34:45,118 --> 01:34:46,219 Alejandro? 2070 01:34:46,319 --> 01:34:47,387 NARRATOR: Near the end of it, 2071 01:34:47,487 --> 01:34:50,560 he took a nap for hundreds of years... 2072 01:34:50,156 --> 01:34:51,324 ELIZABETH: Is that really you? 2073 01:34:51,424 --> 01:34:54,594 NARRATOR : ...to stand in front of a cave, wearing all blue, 2074 01:34:54,694 --> 01:34:57,197 lovingly looking at the Monster. 2075 01:34:57,297 --> 01:34:58,698 Oh, my God. 2076 01:34:58,798 --> 01:35:02,335 NARRATOR: Just as Dolores dreamt many years ago. 2077 01:35:02,435 --> 01:35:04,370 Alejandro. 2078 01:35:06,639 --> 01:35:09,442 The databases are out of sync. 2079 01:35:09,542 --> 01:35:10,944 - They do not match. - (CHUCKLES) 2080 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:13,546 I compared the copy on my laptop, 2081 01:35:13,646 --> 01:35:16,416 which has the key for the letter D missing, 2082 01:35:16,516 --> 01:35:18,418 which you might think is a suspicious 2083 01:35:18,518 --> 01:35:20,820 and maybe convenient occurrence... 2084 01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:22,155 They are done. 2085 01:35:22,255 --> 01:35:23,556 What? 2086 01:35:23,656 --> 01:35:25,392 ALEJANDRO: The databases match. 2087 01:35:25,492 --> 01:35:27,394 The project is finished. 2088 01:35:27,494 --> 01:35:28,661 What do you mean? 2089 01:35:28,762 --> 01:35:31,464 I know FileMaker Pro. 2090 01:35:31,564 --> 01:35:33,166 Do you promise? 2091 01:35:33,266 --> 01:35:34,534 I did it. 2092 01:35:34,634 --> 01:35:37,537 Order reigning supreme at last? 2093 01:35:37,637 --> 01:35:41,574 Elizabeth? Come out. 2094 01:35:41,675 --> 01:35:43,743 Let me show you how the databases match. 2095 01:35:49,516 --> 01:35:51,685 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2096 01:39:24,698 --> 01:39:26,866 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)