1
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- Dad?
- Yes, Carlton?

2
00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,704
There's something I gotta know,

3
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and I don't want you to spare
my feelings. I can handle the truth.

4
00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:11,311
Okay, son. You have my
word. What's on your mind?

5
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When I grow up, will I be
able to grow a beard like that?

6
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You're a Lassiter,

7
00:00:20,860 --> 00:00:23,990
and Lassiter men have been growing
legendary face wigs for generations.

8
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It's a king's beard, born in your
blood, perfected through centuries.

9
00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:32,320
But never forget, it's not the
beard that makes the king.

10
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I know, I know.
It's the queen.

11
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That's right, son.

12
00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,704
We're almost there.

13
00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:45,812
Dad?

14
00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:49,416
Dad?

15
00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:51,584
Dad, where are you?

16
00:00:57,524 --> 00:01:00,593
Don't leave me!
Dad!

17
00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:07,133
This is Chief
Lassiter. Shots fired. I'm down.

18
00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:12,572
I have been ambushed
and shot multiple times.

19
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I need backup. Immediately!

20
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Hold it.

21
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Please, I have a family.

22
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Carlton, do you even
remember why you're here?

23
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Think, son. Think.

24
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We have an officer down.
All units respond.

25
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2016 Arkenstone Road.
Situation critical.

26
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Suspect still at large.
Approach with extreme caution.

27
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Surprise!

28
00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,522
Surprise! Surprise!

29
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What is wrong with you two?

30
00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,125
Check it out.

31
00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,627
What is that?

32
00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,829
That is a gift for you.

33
00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,633
Meet Morrissey the rescue dog,

34
00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,702
here to rescue you
from your own handsomeness.

35
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That dog's Chief Vick's.
He was.

36
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He kept biting her daughter.

37
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Affection gnawing
is what the vet called it.

38
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He called it rabies, Shawn.

39
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Either way, the chief, Gus and I
have come to a little agreement.

40
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She set him loose in my
office and sped away in her car.

41
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Then you called us
to come down here

42
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and the whole thing
just felt like a win-win.

43
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That dog is eating my foot.

44
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- Morrissey!
- Stop it. Stop it.

45
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Excuse me.

46
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Carlton, I didn't realize
you had visitors.

47
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Sorry, no pets.

48
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Pets? I'm sorry, I... Pets?

49
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That's Morrissey.
He's a therapy dog.

50
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Does he have a vest?

51
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He does, though he
prefers to call it a waistcoat.

52
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I think you'll find
it all checks out.

53
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This an old Theraflu T-shirt with
tape over the "flu" and "py" in Sharpie.

54
00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,549
You're good.

55
00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,351
One point for you, Dolores.

56
00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:06,753
My name is Shawn Spencer,

57
00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,688
and this is my partner
Bill Poopingtons.

58
00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,190
No. Shawn?
What?

59
00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:11,424
Sidebar.
All right.

60
00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:12,992
Carlton, what is happening
right now?

61
00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:14,861
Let it go.
Yes.

62
00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:16,129
Bill Poopingtons?

63
00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,197
What kind of nickname is that?

64
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Transylvania Dutch. Why?

65
00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,734
No, Shawn. No more
embarrassing nicknames,

66
00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,369
especially in front
of peers and professionals.

67
00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,539
Shawn, we are two dumb ***es.
We do not have fans.

68
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From now on, I do the nicknames.

69
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No, no, no. Absolutely
not. That's disgusting.

70
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Counterproposal.

71
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You have right of refusal
until we land on one you like.

72
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It's a Band-Aid,
but okay for now.

73
00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,689
I'm terribly sorry,
Dolores. What I meant to say was,

74
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my name is Shawn Spencer,
and this is my full-fledged partner,

75
00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,560
All-The-Pips-In-One.

76
00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,329
Accepted. Hello!
All right.

77
00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:52,465
Could you fellas take
a little walk with me?

78
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Guys, I love animals,

79
00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:57,837
but I'm sure you know what a
prestigious place the Herschel House is.

80
00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,939
We do, but let me just say,

81
00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,908
although the dog
is not fully certified

82
00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,780
and ate one of the two gas pedals
in our car on the way down here...

83
00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,746
Two what? ...we had
hoped that this visit alone

84
00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,449
would start to help Carlton
heal his tangled memories.

85
00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:12,585
He's... He's a tough man with the
thick skin of a northern white rhino,

86
00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,521
but the heart of a smaller,

87
00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,922
less-white rhino.

88
00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:18,124
I know, and you're right.

89
00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:19,225
It's Burton,

90
00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:23,363
but you can call me Jermajesty
or whatever you like, Dolores.

91
00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,265
Well, Jermajesty,

92
00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,680
I am gonna kick myself
for falling prey to a dapper,

93
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smooth-talking, devil's food
cookie with a perfect cranium.

94
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But I'll make the exception.

95
00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,211
Dapper and smooth-talking,
that doesn't sound right.

96
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Mr. Wilkerson,
beautiful day.

97
00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,715
Okay, dog stays,

98
00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,650
but he's on a very short leash.

99
00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,590
And, in exchange, you guys
can tell me why you're really here.

100
00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,590
Damn, she's good.
All right. Yeah.

101
00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,661
Lassie called us last night.

102
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He's, seeing things.

103
00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:57,831
Ghosts.
Not necessarily ghosts.

104
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But probably ghosts.

105
00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,234
There's a lot of strange
stuff going on around here.

106
00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,502
Eerie voices in pipes,

107
00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,471
bodies being dragged out
into the woods at night,

108
00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,572
black Jell-O.

109
00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,241
We're checking to see if this joint
was built on an Indian burial ground.

110
00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,100
All right. It was built
on an old Kmart,

111
00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,178
and he's never mentioned
a word of this to me.

112
00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,140
That's because he doesn't
want anyone to know.

113
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We've sworn to silence.

114
00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,416
Shawn can't tell his wife.

115
00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,184
My girlfriend thinks
I'm working a double shift.

116
00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:19,285
I can't even take her calls.

117
00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,755
Well, you can't take her calls
because you downloaded a rogue app

118
00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,424
that changes all of your
emojis into little Jamaicans.

119
00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,426
Seventeen viruses.
I see.

120
00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,194
So, you have a girlfriend? I do.

121
00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:29,929
Dolores, I'm gonna be
honest with you.

122
00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:30,997
I only said black Jell-O

123
00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,667
because that was Gus' nickname
in our adult dodge ball league.

124
00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,970
And Lassie's
terrified that he's going crazy.

125
00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,973
Anyone finds out, it could
cost him his job, his dignity,

126
00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,174
maybe even his family.

127
00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:45,178
Carlton doesn't even remember why
he went to that abandoned building.

128
00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,547
His only recollection of
his shooter is a silhouette.

129
00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,315
He's on nine different
medications,

130
00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:52,180
and as you both know, he
suffered a stroke during surgery.

131
00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,120
So, of course,
he's seeing things.

132
00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,722
But feeding into these fantasies

133
00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,692
is the least helpful thing
you can do right now. Okay?

134
00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:02,696
I know this goofy little white
guy, ***y black dude routine

135
00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,631
the two of you have going
like the back of my scrubs.

136
00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,633
But you really wanna help,

137
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,568
just be the grown men
that you are.

138
00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:15,241
Okay, what is going on
here? What, Dolores?

139
00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,644
The nurse from Color of
Night fawning all over you.

140
00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,879
I don't know,
maybe she's attractive

141
00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:21,514
but, Shawn, I'm with Selene now.

142
00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,184
I can't keep track of every shorty
that wants what they can't have.

143
00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,324
Where the hell
have you two been?

144
00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,193
Sorry, Lassie. We were
on our way up the stairs

145
00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,495
when Gus spotted a Jamba
right across the street.

146
00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,230
We made it happen.
Where's the dog?

147
00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,399
He jumped out the window the
second you walked out the door,

148
00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,167
took my Jell-O, and ran
straight into the woods.

149
00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,869
That makes sense.

150
00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,380
He is a hunter-gatherer
of the highest order.

151
00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,740
That wasn't the last Jell-O,
though, was it?

152
00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,800
Doesn't matter.
We don't need the dog.

153
00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:49,876
Lassie, I'm gonna
cut to the chase.

154
00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,513
It's gonna be
a hard pass for us.

155
00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:57,917
We simply cannot keep lying to our ladies
to cover up your spooky ghost sightings.

156
00:06:58,180 --> 00:06:59,452
Okay? It's too hard.

157
00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:00,687
They know each other.

158
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,523
We're grown men with real
pubes. Let me give you a visual.

159
00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,692
You remember Eddie
Murphy's mustache in Raw?

160
00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,128
Well, that's what Gus has
going on right over the twig.

161
00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,965
Now, look, whatever you
think you're seeing, it's up here.

162
00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,366
You've been through a lot

163
00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,436
and hospitals are creepy,
even super luxurious ones.

164
00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:17,971
Trust me on this, man.

165
00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:21,441
You're just really high.

166
00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:22,609
High.

167
00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,887
Shawn.

168
00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,321
What's in that dog's mouth?

169
00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,489
Gus, please.

170
00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,960
It's nothing
more than a human hand.

171
00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:44,230
My God!
It's a human hand!

172
00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,167
And it's covered
in leaves and moss

173
00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:49,569
and it's human and it is a hand.

174
00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:52,105
I'm gonna have to call my wife.

175
00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:55,800
I'm gonna have to lie again.

176
00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,444
Lassie, we're in.

177
00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,779
Of course you're in, you morons.
There's a hand in your hand.

178
00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:02,349
Go ahead, Gus.

179
00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,583
Knuck it up softly.

180
00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,185
Get that dead hand
away from me, Shawn.

181
00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:17,497
In between
the lines there's a lot of obscurity

182
00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:21,201
I'm not inclined
to resign to maturity

183
00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,137
If it's all right
then you're all wrong

184
00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:27,841
But why bounce around
to the same damn song?

185
00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:33,513
You'd rather run
when you can't crawl

186
00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:38,852
I know, you know
That I'm not telling the truth

187
00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:42,188
I know, you know
They just don't have any proof

188
00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:45,458
Embrace the deception
Learn how to bend

189
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,620
Your worst inhibitions tend
to psych you out in the end

190
00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,973
Shawn, I don't like this.

191
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,308
Gus, you heard Lassie.

192
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,711
We need to get this hand
to Woody ASAP.

193
00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,880
If it's ASAP, why did we stop
first at Pokey Jack's Smoky Shack?

194
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,348
Because I'm not an animal, Gus.

195
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,483
Either way, it says
right there on the wall

196
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,318
we're not allowed
to ship living material.

197
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,653
Well, if this hand
was still living,

198
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,388
that would be inappropriate,
but it's not.

199
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,157
Now, we need our gear

200
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,993
if we're gonna find the rest of
this body before we drive home.

201
00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,761
All of our stuff is back
in Psychphrancisco.

202
00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,640
Or is it?

203
00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,368
You wanna bumble with the bee?

204
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:34,374
He cooled down.
Yeah.

205
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,848
Gus, we're home.

206
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,752
Give me some Chewie.

207
00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,570
It's getting better.

208
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,110
Are we on
the same page right now?

209
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:13,460
Yes, alternative Spider-Verse.

210
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:15,915
No.

211
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,919
Bienvenue au Litiere.

212
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,455
Santa Barbara's only
pop-up cat restaurant.

213
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,625
Sure.
Of course.

214
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,962
A cat-fe.
How nice.

215
00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,430
Do your parents
know you're doing this?

216
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,980
What? How old
do you think I am?

217
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,166
Nine.
Forty-one.

218
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,680
Forty-one? Like
the girl from Orphan.

219
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,770
Congrats, business is booming.

220
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,739
We don't open
for another 15 minutes.

221
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,841
So, the cats
aren't the customers?

222
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,243
Who the hell are you guys?

223
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,645
I'm Shawn Spencer, this is
my partner Ding Dong Ditch.

224
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,614
Nope. Claude O'Dirt.

225
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:48,915
Big Poppa Pump?
Warmer.

226
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,651
- Lemona-lemon a-lemon a-lime.
- Hello.

227
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,920
How did either of you
reach adulthood?

228
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,423
Don't worry, you will too as long
as you keep taking your vitamins.

229
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,325
Okay. I am not a child.
What do you want?

230
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,795
Isn't it obvious? We want
love. And companionship.

231
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,163
And the end of the ivory trade.

232
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,532
But most importantly, we wanna
know what you think you're doing

233
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,340
opening a cat-feteria
in our office.

234
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:11,805
Well, I am a legit entrepreneur,
and I rented this space,

235
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,506
and it's mine
for the next 19 days.

236
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,941
Those are for cats.

237
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:16,776
I see.

238
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,311
Okay, I'm gonna be honest
with you guys.

239
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,980
I am in a real ****ens of a stare
down with the health department,

240
00:11:21,470 --> 00:11:22,515
so I'm gonna need you
to get to the point.

241
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,150
All right, here's the nutshell.

242
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:25,852
I'm a psychic.

243
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,200
He is a sympathetic pooper.

244
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,456
We're back to retrieve
dozens of detectiving tools

245
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,580
that we've stashed in the
walls, ceiling, and air ducts.

246
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,561
And that may require
punching a hole or five.

247
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,830
Well, you're gonna need to
take that up with the landlord,

248
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:37,997
and he's not gonna like it.

249
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,300
Back there.
Thank you, old woman.

250
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,835
Or young child,
whichever you may be.

251
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,720
What do you want? Hi.

252
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,375
Looking for approval
to destroy your drywall

253
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,976
and possibly remove
your air conditioner.

254
00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:51,144
No. Bug off.

255
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:52,912
"Bug off"?

256
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,520
Sir, if you would just allow
me to explain the magnitude...

257
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,153
No.

258
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,488
You know, wait, hold on.
Back up.

259
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,857
We can't help but be disturbed by
how low the register of your voice is.

260
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,259
You're clearly putting on
some sort of bellowed timbre.

261
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,694
This is not a timbre.

262
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,995
It just got lower.

263
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,531
It's the same voice.
So, you admit it's a voice?

264
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,732
Yeah, who are you doing?
Tom Waits?

265
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,901
Kathleen Turner? Diedrich
Bader? Harvey Fierstein?

266
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,536
Shawn.

267
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,171
Get in here. Dad?

268
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,908
How in the hell could you
afford to buy the Psych office?

269
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,411
I didn't buy anything.

270
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,745
You neglected to tell
your landlord

271
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:26,846
that you were moving.

272
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,915
What? I simply
picked up the payments

273
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:32,452
and started subletting to every
hipster pop-up coming into town.

274
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,722
I'm literally rolling
in disposable income,

275
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:36,790
tax free.

276
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:37,924
This seems illegal.

277
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:39,893
Why are you bothering
my tenants?

278
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,228
We may have left behind
a few items when we moved.

279
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,632
You left behind a slow cooker
with a three-pound roast in it.

280
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,901
You nearly This ls Us-ed
the entire block.

281
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,869
This ls Us? Dad, why are
you watching that show?

282
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,905
They have the same show
on ABC, but newer.

283
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,476
What do you want?

284
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,944
This is embarrassing,

285
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,113
but I think I'm allergic to
these cats.

286
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,748
Not my problem.
Well...

287
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,451
Look, Dad,
this is a Lassie mystery.

288
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,252
The stakes are, possibly,
life and death,

289
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,821
which means I need
my night-vision goggles

290
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,456
and my collection of mustaches

291
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,124
in order to snoop around
undetected.

292
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:12,892
Will you please help us?

293
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,429
For Lassie?

294
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:19,833
Of course.

295
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,768
You're using the voice again.

296
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,146
Surprise!

297
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,150
I can see
all your teeth, O'Hara.

298
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,116
Like, all of them.

299
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,952
I'm sorry. I'm just
inappropriately giddy to see you.

300
00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,620
Wait a minute.
It's not Monday.

301
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:41,921
Why are you here?

302
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,824
Carlton, you are
absolutely paranoid.

303
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,359
I miss you.

304
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,594
Really?

305
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,329
Okay, fine.

306
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:53,800
Truth is, I snuck out this
morning when I saw this.

307
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,138
Is that Conway Twitty?

308
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,940
This is Reese Kessler,

309
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,144
the monster who shot you
in cold blood six times.

310
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,846
They picked him up yesterday,
made a full confession,

311
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,615
waived his right to an attorney.

312
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,785
Still ironing out a few
details, but it smells like...

313
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,223
What?
Nothing.

314
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,492
I know that face.

315
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,620
Is this not the guy?

316
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,830
I don't know. Believe me.
I wish I did.

317
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,732
I don't remember.
I'm working on it.

318
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,680
But maybe the reason
you're making that face

319
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,136
is because this is not
the right person.

320
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,341
Look, the truth is,
I didn't come down here

321
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,143
all the way from San Francisco
just to be a messenger.

322
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,211
I came down here

323
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,680
because he doesn't mention
a second gun in his confession,

324
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,749
and I know they never
found a slug for it,

325
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,218
but I know there's a bullet
missing from the crime scene.

326
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,421
O'Hara, you've already been
reprimanded twice to stay off this case.

327
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,557
Please stop jeopardizing
your career.

328
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:51,925
Look, I just wanna help.

329
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,526
"Help"? Great!

330
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,662
There you go.

331
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:56,763
That's a grocery list.

332
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,498
Untrue.
There's also some errands.

333
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,667
There are 93 of them.

334
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,335
Yeah, so it shouldn't
take you that long.

335
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,238
Gus, we've got
everything we need right here.

336
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,675
Best damn tracking dog in the
history of Half Moon Bay Animal Shelter.

337
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,377
Morrissey already
found the hand.

338
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,130
Now he will meticulously
sniff this entire place

339
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,448
and lead us directly
to the rest of the body.

340
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,119
Morrissey, take a sniff of this.

341
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,757
Now, watch and learn.

342
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,435
I probably should have
left the leash on. You think?

343
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,572
Damn, he cleared
the horizon quickly.

344
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:45,545
You are the strongest
person I know.

345
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,213
Nah.
Yeah.

346
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,116
And I am watching you get
stronger every single day.

347
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,985
And I love you.

348
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,320
And I don't know what
I would do without you.

349
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,258
And I will be back on Monday

350
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,827
for our regularly
scheduled visit

351
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,229
with a completed errand list

352
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,732
and seven pounds
of Ghirardelli chocolate.

353
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,233
Okay.

354
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,668
And I almost forgot...

355
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,272
What?

356
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,440
I thought you might want it

357
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,508
so you never forget.

358
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,946
And I promise next time I
am here, zero police talk.

359
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:23,160
Unless, of course, you wanna talk
about putting a guard outside your door.

360
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,451
Deal?
Deal.

361
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,653
We've gotta be honest
with each other.

362
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,457
Why is Morrissey's dish here?

363
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,658
Whose what?

364
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,962
Shawn, we've been lost for an
hour. That dog's never coming back.

365
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,431
Babe of all babes.

366
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,800
I can't believe
you're in Santa Barbara. What?

367
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,869
I can explain, babe.
I was just trying to help.

368
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,337
Please don't.
Just stop.

369
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,940
I'm here too. I need to
talk to you about dinner.

370
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,341
Right, dinner.
Cancel.

371
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,943
I'm not gonna cancel.

372
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,211
I think we should cancel.

373
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,279
No, we're not gonna cancel.
Don't be silly.

374
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,981
I already have something
in motion that's amazing.

375
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,883
And tonight's gonna be a
night we remember forever.

376
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:02,722
Okay. I'm just...
I'm stuck at the airport,

377
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,391
and I may need
a little extra time,

378
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,270
so maybe we should just...
Hey, what you said is perfect.

379
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,962
I'll see you tonight.
I love you.

380
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,868
She was giving you an out.
She sounded really strange, Gus.

381
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,670
- Like Lupita in Us?
- No.

382
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,138
Well, which one?
Tethered.

383
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,539
No, not that strange.

384
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,308
Just feel like I really
let her down this time.

385
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,177
You're protecting Lassie.
He begged us not to tell her.

386
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,245
It doesn't matter, Gus.

387
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,148
I can't keep sneaking around
and lying like this anymore.

388
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,510
She's probably sitting at
the airport all misty-eyed,

389
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,187
wondering if I'll ever be the truthful
grown-*** man she deserves.

390
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,189
What am I...
Let's go home.

391
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:59,450
This
is Chief Lassiter. Shots fired. I'm down.

392
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,840
I have been ambushed
and shot multiple times.

393
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,789
We have an officer down.
All units respond.

394
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,257
Situation critical.

395
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,895
They never found the slug for it.

396
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,433
There's a bullet missing
from the crime scene.

397
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:42,122
I didn't see anything!

398
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,624
Don't shoot.
I'm not gonna hurt you.

399
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,259
Okay. I'm sorry. I
shouldn't have come back.

400
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,595
Look, you need
medical attention.

401
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,165
And I need that bullet
in your leg.

402
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,245
She's later than us. Go!

403
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,346
Dude!
Go, do it!

404
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,114
She'll be here any second,
man. Make it romantic.

405
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,350
I'll plate the dinners.
You set the mood.

406
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,489
Next-level petaling, Gus.

407
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,495
Shawn, why did you choose the menu
from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving?

408
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,497
Because it's the only thing
they had at the gas station, Gus.

409
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,598
Come on, son.

410
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,635
Don't answer that.

411
00:19:28,702 --> 00:19:31,370
I couldn't if I wanted to.
My phone is even worse now.

412
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,372
None of the buttons are working.

413
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,606
Well, we reap what we sow.

414
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,544
She's coming.
Okay! I gotta get the candles.

415
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,879
You sneak down
the fire escape. Cool.

416
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:41,881
Wait, fire escape?

417
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,552
I am really proud of how
you've handled all of this.

418
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,288
It was big of you to
bail on Lassiter's case,

419
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,190
especially with goblins
on the table.

420
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,859
Thank you. But I also
know that you're not sold

421
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,661
on the guy who confessed
to shooting Lassie.

422
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:57,364
But, babe, your neck is
way out there on this one.

423
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,732
Shawn Spencer,

424
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:02,302
are you the one worried about me
sniffing around where I shouldn't be?

425
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,571
That's right. Feels good to
be the adult in this relationship.

426
00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:07,307
Just this once.
Yeah.

427
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:11,845
Seriously, though, please promise me
that you'll let the locals handle this one.

428
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,981
Of course.
Of course.

429
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,883
That being said,
I'm gonna take this list.

430
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,752
I'm gonna do all these
errands for you, which include

431
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,186
"polishing Lassie's rod."

432
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:24,157
But first, I'm gonna wrap both of
us in your favorite green Snuggie.

433
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,526
And we're going
to be in there for a while.

434
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,895
It's in the big dresser
drawer with all the bedding!

435
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,834
What are you doing?

436
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,403
That fire
escape was steep, Shawn.

437
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,205
Come on, man.
It's been a couple of hours.

438
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,341
Look, I told her all afternoon
that you were gonna be gone.

439
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,676
Now you've turned me
into a liar again.

440
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,770
You were a liar.
Your dad's a liar.

441
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,790
Did you tell her
about the hand? No.

442
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,447
Because the hand is not important
because we're off the case.

443
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,548
Now give me this damn Snuggie.

444
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,550
Get your own damn Snuggie.
This is my damn...

445
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,253
What's that?

446
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:55,880
Nothing, hon.

447
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,394
Hey, babe.

448
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,563
It's weird. I can't find the
Snuggie. But you know what?

449
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,132
We don't need that
particular Snuggie because...

450
00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:10,970
Is that Gus's ringtone?

451
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,374
That is Gus's ringtone,
isn't it?

452
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,777
He must have left his
phone here, silly black goose.

453
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,779
I just remembered
where the Snuggie is.

454
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,315
It's in the bedroom,
but it's deep.

455
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,650
I think there's a depth to it.

456
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,884
Will you go look for it?

457
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,654
You wanna see who's calling, so you
can decide whether or not to pick it up.

458
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,322
Will you marry me?
Only if we can have

459
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,990
toast and jelly beans
for dinner every night.

460
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,995
Good God, man, turn that off.

461
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,564
I'm trying.
It's Woody.

462
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,165
Well, answer it.
He's got the hand.

463
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:40,667
I thought you said
the hand wasn't important.

464
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,200
Where did you get
a Nutri-Grain bar?

465
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,690
Don't worry about that, Shawn.

466
00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:50,410
Guys, first of all, thank you
for the delicious smoked meats.

467
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:52,746
He ate the hand?
He didn't eat the hand.

468
00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:54,514
I put some smoked meats
in with the hand.

469
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,950
Why would you do that?
Because it was $26 to mail the box

470
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,184
whether it was full or not, Gus.

471
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:00,754
So, I thought you of all people
could appreciate that level of frugality.

472
00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,256
Woody? I have good
news and I have bad news.

473
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,358
The venison, scrumptious!

474
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:09,290
Also, there was a usable print
on one of the dead guy's fingers.

475
00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:10,630
I got a name for the victim.

476
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:15,135
Some hotshot manufacturing CEO
named Devon Tileback.

477
00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:17,737
Tileback. Okay, okay.
What's the bad news?

478
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,707
Shawn, the buffalo was chewy.
Tasted a little bit like fingernails.

479
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,609
That makes sense.
It was actually tofuffalo.

480
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,578
Tofuffalo. Okay.

481
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,947
Damn it, now we've got a real
murder case and a real victim.

482
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,950
No. No, no, no. He wasn't
murdered or dissolved by a witch.

483
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:32,218
He committed suicide.

484
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,154
Suicide?
Yeah, about a week ago.

485
00:22:34,254 --> 00:22:36,256
Jumped off a bridge
into the Santa Ynez River.

486
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,924
Body was never found until
now, I guess.

487
00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:41,761
Luka, no. No, sweetie.

488
00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:45,980
Butterfly's baby is playing
with a spleen again.

489
00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:47,400
I should go.
Yeah, you should.

490
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,769
Well, this is great. There's
no ghost.

491
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,738
It's open-and-shut.
We're off the hook.

492
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,306
No, Gus, this is bad.

493
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,842
The suicide, the hand
turning up behind the hospital

494
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,110
where Lassie's seeing ghosts.

495
00:22:57,177 --> 00:22:59,779
Come on. Jules is gonna go right back
down there when she hears all this stuff.

496
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,448
We have to save her
from herself.

497
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:02,615
What does that even mean?

498
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,518
It means we go back to Santa
Barbara and start lying again.

499
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:06,753
Be careful for spiders.

500
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,522
Shawn! Shawn!

501
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:10,790
Here comes the tickler!

502
00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:32,212
Morrissey?

503
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,682
No.

504
00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,884
What have I told you
about getting up on the bed?

505
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,786
Down.

506
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,722
Off.

507
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,291
I can move you off me
any time I want to.

508
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,995
Actually,
that's not true, is it?

509
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,465
You think I'm a fraud,
don't you?

510
00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,234
You think they're gonna
retire me?

511
00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:56,690
I'd be a burden to my family.

512
00:23:57,137 --> 00:24:00,730
Gonna sit in the La-Z-Boy the
rest of my life yelling at the TV?

513
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,243
Crap, that would suck.

514
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,880
I'm gonna level with you, dog,
just between you and I.

515
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,150
I don't know if I'm ever
gonna walk again.

516
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:13,720
What are you looking at?

517
00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:27,534
You see that, right?

518
00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:30,704
I mean, that guy
is really bleeding.

519
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,739
Come on, dog,
tell me I'm not crazy.

520
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,842
Of course, you're not crazy.
You're a Lassiter.

521
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:37,577
I thought I told you
to leave me alone.

522
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,450
I know, son.

523
00:24:39,112 --> 00:24:40,947
But we have so much
catching up to do.

524
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,189
Lassie, Lassie, Lassie.

525
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:53,426
Look, we believe that you
saw something last night,

526
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,395
but why would a man
soaked in blood

527
00:24:55,462 --> 00:24:57,630
sneak into some stables
at a recovery house?

528
00:24:57,731 --> 00:25:00,100
I know what I saw.
Did anybody else see this?

529
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:01,868
Yes!

530
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:05,538
A dog?

531
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,374
My God.
Morrissey ate Dolores.

532
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,750
Dolores is fine.

533
00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:12,278
Look, Lassie, we're
trying here, man. We are.

534
00:25:12,379 --> 00:25:15,480
But that hand, remember?
The hand that Morrissey found

535
00:25:15,115 --> 00:25:18,151
belongs to some techie CEO
that took a dive into the river.

536
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,420
It has nothing to do with you
or the Herschel House.

537
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,560
Keeping these trips secret
is proving very difficult.

538
00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:25,225
Gus slept in a drawer
last night.

539
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,560
Full disclosure, it's the
best sleep I've had in years.

540
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,795
I might even stay there
again tonight.

541
00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:30,296
Yeah, guess again.
You'll never know.

542
00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:32,432
Regardless, your
only witness is a dog,

543
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,567
who I'm not convinced
didn't eat a nurse.

544
00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:36,603
Guys, please.

545
00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:39,172
Just check out the stables and
then you can tell me I'm crazy.

546
00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:40,907
He said "please."
He did.

547
00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:52,585
Selene!

548
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,870
Hi, Juliet.

549
00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:56,456
Do you know where I can
file a missing person's report?

550
00:25:56,523 --> 00:25:58,124
Yeah.

551
00:25:58,191 --> 00:26:00,593
I can do that for you
right away. Who's it for?

552
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,262
Gus.
Gus?

553
00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:03,329
Yes, he's not at work,

554
00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:04,931
and he hasn't answered
his phone in two days.

555
00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,466
And I've called
from lots of phones.

556
00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:08,601
Selene, come on.
It's Gus.

557
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,704
It's fine. He doesn't have
a deceptive bone in his...

558
00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:12,639
You know what?

559
00:26:12,706 --> 00:26:14,708
He left his phone at our house

560
00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:16,209
when they got back
from Santa Barbara.

561
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:17,610
What?

562
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,546
He didn't tell me he was
going to Santa Barbara.

563
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:21,815
Neither did Shawn. That's because
they were sneaking around on a case

564
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,117
they didn't want me to know
about. And that doesn't upset you?

565
00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:27,187
No. It makes it easier for me to
sneak around and investigate cases

566
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:28,288
they don't know about.

567
00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:31,458
Juliet, there's something or
someone he's not telling me about.

568
00:26:31,524 --> 00:26:33,159
Is this about the nurse?

569
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,697
What nurse?

570
00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:40,133
No, it's nothing.

571
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,868
Lassiter's nurse.

572
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:45,205
She's just very sweet, and
she just seems to really like Gus.

573
00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:46,306
Super innocent.

574
00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:49,976
So, why would Kessler
contradict his own alibi

575
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,120
unless he was forced to?

576
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,913
You know what,
Selene? I am sorry.

577
00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:57,851
I have to go to Santa Barbara and
get a prisoner to recant his confession.

578
00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:01,154
Gus is way into you. Try
not to spiral over nothing.

579
00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:02,222
Bye.

580
00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:05,580
A nurse isn't nothing.

581
00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:08,928
All right.

582
00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:12,432
I guess the bloody figure would
have had to come through here.

583
00:27:12,532 --> 00:27:15,735
Man, even the stables are
spotless. I'd even eat off this floor.

584
00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,700
You'd eat off any floor.

585
00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:21,574
Now, why would they keep all
this medical equipment down here?

586
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:23,543
It doesn't make any sense.

587
00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:26,546
What are these?

588
00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:27,614
Ice chips.

589
00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:30,684
They give them to patients during therapy
when they can't hold down solid food.

590
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,452
What are you doing eating that?

591
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,188
Dude, there's, like, five
different flavors in there.

592
00:27:35,255 --> 00:27:36,956
You can't do that, Shawn.
It's impolite.

593
00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:39,759
Impolite? You ate a Nutri-Grain
bar that you found in an armoire.

594
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,728
Exactly. It didn't belong
to anyone...

595
00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:44,297
My gosh.
Blue raspberry.

596
00:27:44,397 --> 00:27:45,398
Now you see what I'm saying.

597
00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:48,340
This is like a Concord grape.

598
00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:50,937
Excuse me.
Good morning.

599
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:53,907
Are you eating
the patients' ice chips?

600
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,742
I am not. He is.

601
00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:57,110
That's not true.
We're sorry.

602
00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:59,646
We're just... We're both
fans of delicious flavor.

603
00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:02,115
We're friends of the chief.
Carlton Lassiter.

604
00:28:02,215 --> 00:28:04,317
Friends of the chief's.

605
00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:05,652
Hi.
Hello.

606
00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,253
I'm Dr. Herschel.
This is my facility.

607
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,622
Those are my ice chips.

608
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:15,261
I'd like to remind you,
gentlemen,

609
00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:18,932
that the areas marked
"restricted" are restricted

610
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:21,935
because they are restricted.

611
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,937
That feels fair.

612
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,500
We were wondering,

613
00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:27,574
did you have any unexpected
visitors late last night

614
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,900
who had been attacked violently

615
00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:31,678
and perhaps large pools
of blood in this general area,

616
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:32,979
maybe headed that way?

617
00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:34,447
No. No pools of blood.

618
00:28:34,514 --> 00:28:35,782
Any people living in your pipes?

619
00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:37,951
Maybe speaking their
own tongue perhaps Parsel?

620
00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:39,586
I'm fairly certain we do not.

621
00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:41,521
I feel like we're making
some serious strides here. Yes.

622
00:28:41,621 --> 00:28:42,655
What about one-handed patients?

623
00:28:42,756 --> 00:28:43,923
Be it by birth,

624
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:45,525
industrial accident or voodoo?

625
00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:47,160
One hundred percent
of our patients

626
00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:49,362
have 100% of their appendages.

627
00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:51,698
May I ask, gentlemen,
what is this about?

628
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,266
Say nothing.

629
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,100
Carlton may have seen a zombie.

630
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,770
What are you doing?
I don't know.

631
00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,805
It was not a zombie, sir.

632
00:28:58,872 --> 00:29:02,420
It was a normal man, possibly infected
with rage, drenched in his own blood.

633
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:04,644
And, did you know there
are bodies in your fields?

634
00:29:04,711 --> 00:29:05,879
Now I'm doing it.

635
00:29:07,881 --> 00:29:08,882
You.

636
00:29:09,716 --> 00:29:10,884
You're good.

637
00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:13,887
You are very good at extracting
confessions. Impressive.

638
00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:20,627
I know that the chief has been
seeing things that are unexplainable.

639
00:29:20,694 --> 00:29:22,729
Believe me. We are doing
everything in our power

640
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,650
to help him work through
this during his recovery.

641
00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:27,167
We even sent for a specialist,

642
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,536
all the way from the island
of Cuba to help,

643
00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:33,840
Mr. A.V. Catalon, a renowned
homeoneurotraumatist.

644
00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:36,343
Dr. Herschel, I'm going
to be honest with you.

645
00:29:36,409 --> 00:29:38,311
That title sounds like you
made it up this second.

646
00:29:38,378 --> 00:29:40,714
Do you have a picture of
this alleged Dr. Catalon?

647
00:29:40,814 --> 00:29:42,916
All you have to do is look
into the flap of his book.

648
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,384
What?
He wrote a book?

649
00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:48,688
May I be honest with you,
gentlemen? Please, sir.

650
00:29:48,755 --> 00:29:52,192
The chief's behavior is perfectly
within the realm of normal

651
00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:55,762
for someone who has
experienced such severe trauma.

652
00:29:55,862 --> 00:30:00,834
The only danger is if somebody
were to fuel his fantasies.

653
00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:04,871
Am I being clear?

654
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:06,573
Yes.
Good.

655
00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:09,609
Now, if I am ever to see
you two gentlemen again,

656
00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:12,579
I hope it is in the area
marked "for visitors,"

657
00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:15,749
because that's where visitors

658
00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:19,119
do their visiting.

659
00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:20,220
It tracks.

660
00:30:21,121 --> 00:30:22,122
Good day.

661
00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:24,391
Good day.

662
00:30:25,358 --> 00:30:27,694
Wait for it.
Good, good.

663
00:30:27,761 --> 00:30:29,863
Good, good.

664
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,231
Clear.

665
00:30:35,602 --> 00:30:37,604
I like to suck on
the tips. What?

666
00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:44,711
O'Hara. There you are.

667
00:30:44,778 --> 00:30:46,379
You got it, didn't you?

668
00:30:46,446 --> 00:30:48,782
Police Commissioner.
I can't believe it.

669
00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:49,916
You'll come back
and visit us, right?

670
00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:52,752
No, final interviews are later
today, and I'm just one of three.

671
00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:54,788
It's an honor to be considered.

672
00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:55,922
No, scratch that.

673
00:30:55,989 --> 00:30:58,892
I want it. I need it. It
is mine to lose. Yeah.

674
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,393
So, why do you want
to talk to me so bad?

675
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,629
Ballistics is having
a little trouble

676
00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:04,564
identifying the slug that
you brought in yesterday,

677
00:31:04,631 --> 00:31:06,232
and I don't recall
the case it's from.

678
00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:10,737
I was just crossing some T's in
the Embarcadero Shipping case.

679
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:14,700
Okay, then. Good.

680
00:31:14,107 --> 00:31:15,308
Yeah.

681
00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:17,410
And O'Hara...
Yes, Chief.

682
00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:19,412
...If you're gonna go
after Lassiter's shooter,

683
00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:22,315
please do us the courtesy
of clocking out first.

684
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,150
And never lie to me

685
00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,120
even if you think
it's for my own protection.

686
00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:29,122
I'm sorry.

687
00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:31,624
I thought they had
someone in custody.

688
00:31:31,691 --> 00:31:32,926
They do.

689
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:34,761
And he confessed?
He did.

690
00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:37,464
I can explain.
I didn't ask you to.

691
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,866
And I don't need to remind you

692
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,936
how many cold-blooded killers
get off on technicalities.

693
00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:53,346
So, you're going to Santa Barbara
to see about a prisoner?

694
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,482
Well, I'm going
to see about a nurse.

695
00:32:02,622 --> 00:32:05,625
Gus, is this place starting
to mess with your head?

696
00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:07,894
I suddenly have the urge
to give myself a tongue bath.

697
00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:10,300
Focus, Shawn.
Right.

698
00:32:10,797 --> 00:32:12,899
Look, I don't get it.

699
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,701
Devon Tileback's life
was perfect.

700
00:32:14,801 --> 00:32:15,969
His company just went public.

701
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,504
Why would he jump off a bridge?

702
00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:19,339
He just started spending
his money like a boss.

703
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:20,874
He had everything in life
to live for.

704
00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:22,750
I don't know, Gus.

705
00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:26,120
But Lassiter is spiraling with
every single unanswered question.

706
00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:28,882
We need to prove something
even if it's not what we want to prove.

707
00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:30,483
We've ruled out the hell hag.

708
00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:32,552
Maybe we take a harder look
at Tileback.

709
00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:35,255
Now what are we missing?

710
00:32:52,205 --> 00:32:53,440
That doesn't make sense.

711
00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:56,376
What? Our guy worked
from morning till night, right?

712
00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:59,245
So, what's he doing driving
all the way into the hills

713
00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:00,747
to the "Viking's Den Ice Bar"?

714
00:33:00,847 --> 00:33:02,515
An ice cream bar?
No, no, ice bar.

715
00:33:02,582 --> 00:33:06,453
The ones where they give you a parka
and they have subzero temperatures.

716
00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:08,221
They're either for
tourists or Eskimos.

717
00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:10,457
He could be an Eskimo.
What?

718
00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:12,592
Let's go get loaded for Lassie.

719
00:33:21,768 --> 00:33:24,604
You're not a public defender.
No, wait, Mr. Kessler.

720
00:33:24,704 --> 00:33:26,306
I just don't want you
to make a mistake

721
00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:28,708
by going to jail for a
crime you did not commit.

722
00:33:29,943 --> 00:33:32,545
Look. I know you've had a
lot of heartbreaks in your life,

723
00:33:32,612 --> 00:33:35,810
but you can get out
of this. I can help you.

724
00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:36,750
No, you can't. Okay?

725
00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:37,884
They're everywhere.

726
00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:39,886
They're here.
They know everything.

727
00:33:39,953 --> 00:33:41,221
Think about your wife.

728
00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:42,789
Look, you don't get it, okay?

729
00:33:43,656 --> 00:33:45,959
I can't trust anyone.
I'm fully exposed in here.

730
00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:49,496
Don't let anybody force you to
do this. Think about your child.

731
00:33:49,596 --> 00:33:51,398
Wait, wait, wait.

732
00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:52,999
You have a kid?

733
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,935
And you're willing to
go to jail for nothing?

734
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,237
What the hell is wrong with you?

735
00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:58,905
Who the hell is this?
Nobody.

736
00:33:58,972 --> 00:34:00,473
Nobody?

737
00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:03,760
I'm your best friend.
Best friend?

738
00:34:03,143 --> 00:34:05,679
You brought your best friend with
you? Look, you know what? I'm done.

739
00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:07,113
You know what?
You're right.

740
00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,783
We are done, you ol' deadbeat
D'Andre. No, look, wait...

741
00:34:09,849 --> 00:34:11,251
Peace out!
What?

742
00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:12,585
Kessler, wait!

743
00:34:12,652 --> 00:34:14,320
- We are not done!
- Open the door.

744
00:34:16,656 --> 00:34:18,324
You know what?

745
00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:20,627
I may have overreacted
slightly. May?

746
00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:31,538
I don't like this, Shawn.

747
00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:34,700
We're the only non-motorcycle
in this parking lot.

748
00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:36,609
These people are extra white,
which is never good.

749
00:34:36,676 --> 00:34:39,346
Well, you'll just have to be
extra black, then. You bet.

750
00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:43,950
These mittens
are awfully restrictive.

751
00:34:44,170 --> 00:34:45,452
I'm afraid my hat
used to be a raccoon.

752
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,153
The fur is fake, Shawn.

753
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,521
What we should've done
was waited to see

754
00:34:48,621 --> 00:34:50,357
if any one of those fancy,
brown earmuffs became available.

755
00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:52,250
Let's get the information
we need,

756
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:54,294
drink some chilled moonshine,
and bounce out of here.

757
00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:58,498
Hello. Hi. You must be
the vodka consigliere?

758
00:34:58,565 --> 00:34:59,799
What the hell is this?

759
00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:05,905
What can you tell us
about Devon Tileback?

760
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,509
Don't talk about
Devon in here. Why not?

761
00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:11,440
He owed a lot of money.

762
00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:13,460
What?
That dude was loaded.

763
00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:14,914
Look, he was a good guy,

764
00:35:15,150 --> 00:35:16,750
but he was starting to lose it.

765
00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:20,153
Kept going on about all of
his dark secrets being exposed.

766
00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:22,255
First of all, thank you
for being forthcoming.

767
00:35:22,355 --> 00:35:23,723
It's refreshing.
Yeah.

768
00:35:23,823 --> 00:35:24,924
What secrets do you mean?

769
00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:28,161
Hello.

770
00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:35,201
Ova. This is my place.

771
00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:37,203
Yes.

772
00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:38,938
You're just the man
we'd like to speak with.

773
00:35:39,390 --> 00:35:42,709
Question. Do you have any more of
those smoky topaz-brown earmuffs?

774
00:35:42,776 --> 00:35:46,212
Those are for our VIPs,
and we're all out.

775
00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:49,449
Have you ever been to Norway?

776
00:35:49,549 --> 00:35:51,217
Just once with
my brother-in-law.

777
00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:52,686
We don't talk about that, Shawn.

778
00:35:52,752 --> 00:35:54,254
Ova, I'm gonna be
honest with you.

779
00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:55,555
Neither of us have heard
of this joint,

780
00:35:55,622 --> 00:35:58,580
and I wasn't even aware
this mountain existed.

781
00:35:58,591 --> 00:36:00,727
Well, we just opened last year.

782
00:36:00,794 --> 00:36:02,462
This is my second chapter.

783
00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:05,310
I used to run
a different business,

784
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:07,867
successful and rewarding
in its own way.

785
00:36:07,934 --> 00:36:11,638
But life has a way of
giving you a new direction.

786
00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:12,906
It does.

787
00:36:12,972 --> 00:36:15,308
Can I treat you to a favorite
of mine from back home?

788
00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:16,876
Is it Oreo-flavored?

789
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:18,478
It is not.

790
00:36:18,578 --> 00:36:22,480
It is cask-aged by my
family in Flekkefjord

791
00:36:22,115 --> 00:36:25,151
for the last 120 years.

792
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:27,487
Not to seem ungrateful, but
do you have anything Russian?

793
00:36:28,588 --> 00:36:31,291
Gentlemen, Norwegian tradition.

794
00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:34,961
First, we look into each
other's eyes and we say...

795
00:36:43,803 --> 00:36:45,338
Cheers.
And Cheers.

796
00:36:47,607 --> 00:36:50,110
Kerosene.

797
00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:57,250
Tell me, who is the bearded
Daryl Hannah over there?

798
00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,253
That's Per.
He's my son.

799
00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:06,920
He's also clearly
within earshot.

800
00:37:06,693 --> 00:37:09,262
He's already displeased
with me and my career choices.

801
00:37:09,329 --> 00:37:12,198
Perhaps we all stop
gawking at him? Fair enough.

802
00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:14,167
Gus, we need to go.
We do.

803
00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:15,535
But first, I need to go.

804
00:37:15,635 --> 00:37:17,300
This vodka
went right through me.

805
00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:21,700
Thank you for
your hospitality, Ova.

806
00:37:21,107 --> 00:37:23,430
We'll be back to wear these
coats again, I can assure you.

807
00:37:23,977 --> 00:37:28,140
Can we reserve two pair of the
extra plush, russet brown earmuffs?

808
00:37:28,114 --> 00:37:30,216
Be sure to put you
on the top of the list.

809
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:33,353
Stop it.

810
00:37:35,188 --> 00:37:37,857
What the hell?

811
00:37:37,957 --> 00:37:40,126
That was not supposed to happen.

812
00:37:40,193 --> 00:37:43,960
My cousin partnered with
Greg Grunberg on an app called

813
00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:44,664
"Jamaica Me All The Way."

814
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:46,199
There are some bugs.

815
00:37:46,299 --> 00:37:48,601
And that's what caused me to
photograph your...

816
00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,937
...hairless genitals
over there twice.

817
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,672
I will erase
the photos immediately.

818
00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:58,978
Bad news.
I just tweeted that.

819
00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:01,181
You are one sick individual.

820
00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:04,170
Don't
retweet that! Don't retweet that!

821
00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:07,520
Damn it. You know, sometimes
I really hate my followers.

822
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,357
You know what we do
with sick individuals?

823
00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:12,325
You give them
the space and care they deserve?

824
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,362
They get what they deserve,
all right!

825
00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:17,197
What could I do?

826
00:38:17,297 --> 00:38:18,798
I pulled the man's finger.

827
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:21,368
Let's go. Let's go!

828
00:38:23,870 --> 00:38:25,805
It was nice meeting
you, Ova. And you.

829
00:38:25,872 --> 00:38:27,207
Let's go!

830
00:38:30,977 --> 00:38:33,179
Dude, what the hell
happened in there?

831
00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:35,548
I will tell you
on my deathbed, Shawn.

832
00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:37,170
- We go on foot.
- What?

833
00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:38,385
Run, Shawn!

834
00:38:42,522 --> 00:38:46,159
That idiot
photographed my **** in the bathroom!

835
00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:53,233
Come on!
Dude, motorcycle! Let's go.

836
00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:54,934
No, no, no.
I can't do it.

837
00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:56,703
You can't do what?
Ride a motorcycle?

838
00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:59,339
In all the years I owned one, how many
times did you actually see me ride, Gus?

839
00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:02,108
I don't care. Shawn, there's
a bunch of angry Viking bikers

840
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:03,843
coming this way now.
Let's go.

841
00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:05,412
I promised Jules
I wouldn't ride anymore,

842
00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:06,880
and I gotta be honest
about something.

843
00:39:06,946 --> 00:39:09,382
Dude, now is not the time to try
to suddenly live up to your vows.

844
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,518
Let's go!
That's fair.

845
00:39:16,256 --> 00:39:17,590
Make a hard right!
Hard right!

846
00:39:17,691 --> 00:39:19,259
Hard right! Hard right!
Hard right!

847
00:39:28,134 --> 00:39:30,737
That wasn't a hard right,
Shawn. I tried to tell you, man.

848
00:39:31,304 --> 00:39:34,741
What do we do now? I guess
we just lay here for a while.

849
00:39:34,808 --> 00:39:36,376
Who the hell are you guys?

850
00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:38,878
Who the hell are we?
Who the hell are you?

851
00:39:40,947 --> 00:39:41,981
You're Devon Tileback.

852
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:44,117
Dude, our dog found your hand.

853
00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:45,719
You're supposed to be dead.

854
00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:46,786
You need to stop,

855
00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:48,888
whatever it is
you think you're doing.

856
00:39:48,955 --> 00:39:50,290
You have no idea
who you're dealing with.

857
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:51,958
More people are gonna die.

858
00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:54,327
Just let me stay dead.

859
00:39:54,427 --> 00:39:55,562
You're ruining everything.

860
00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:57,497
When you say
"everything..."

861
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,234
Where did that shot come from?

862
00:40:01,301 --> 00:40:02,302
Play dead.

863
00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:12,780
Buzz frickin' McNab. In
a suit. It's even his size.

864
00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:13,313
What's going on with the hair?

865
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:14,414
It's a douche-hawk, Shawn.

866
00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:15,615
There's a piece coming loose.

867
00:40:15,682 --> 00:40:16,983
Dude, he's got my phone.

868
00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:20,987
Buzz, you look big and slick.

869
00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:22,789
Shawn, Gus. What are you
guys doing in Santa Barbara?

870
00:40:22,856 --> 00:40:26,659
Well, I left a Frisbee signed
by a German film director,

871
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,628
Florian Henckel von
Donnersmarck when I moved,

872
00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:29,696
and I've come back
to collect it.

873
00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:32,265
Gus has a new love interest down
here who happens to be a nurse.

874
00:40:32,332 --> 00:40:34,267
Hey. Not true.
Can I have that?

875
00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:35,602
It's evidence.
It's mine.

876
00:40:35,668 --> 00:40:37,871
You guys got here too quick
for us to fish it out of the ditch.

877
00:40:37,971 --> 00:40:39,506
Did you kill that guy?
Buzz, please.

878
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:41,508
The man was dead before
we spoke to him.

879
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,440
What? He died a second
time, Buzz. Keep up.

880
00:40:44,878 --> 00:40:46,479
Why are you here?
Super top secret, man.

881
00:40:46,546 --> 00:40:48,314
I can't tell you or anyone
from your department

882
00:40:48,381 --> 00:40:50,160
or any former members
of your department,

883
00:40:50,116 --> 00:40:51,284
especially not...

884
00:40:53,653 --> 00:40:54,854
Jules?

885
00:40:54,954 --> 00:40:57,157
That means she's still
working this case.

886
00:40:57,223 --> 00:40:58,491
She lied to me, Gus.

887
00:40:58,558 --> 00:40:59,793
She lied to me.

888
00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:01,961
I'm so turned on
right now, dude.

889
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,663
Shawn, don't be happy
about this.

890
00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:05,532
You are setting
a dangerous precedent.

891
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:07,567
Honesty is the key component
in any... Who's she talking to?

892
00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:09,350
This doesn't look
like a hospital...

893
00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:10,637
What the...

894
00:41:10,704 --> 00:41:12,405
Dude, we gotta get out of here.

895
00:41:12,505 --> 00:41:13,573
Selene found me.

896
00:41:13,673 --> 00:41:15,809
Damn it! I knew I was gonna
get caught. Just act natural.

897
00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:17,644
What is happening?
Buzz, you never saw us.

898
00:41:17,711 --> 00:41:19,813
But, this is a crime scene.
Okay, listen very closely.

899
00:41:19,879 --> 00:41:21,140
Guy in a ditch...
Named Devon...

900
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:22,215
Faked death...
Owed people money...

901
00:41:22,315 --> 00:41:23,316
Got found...
Got shot...

902
00:41:23,383 --> 00:41:24,484
Now dead...
Case closed...

903
00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:26,520
We will waive our fee
for solving this

904
00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:27,887
because you still have to
figure out who shot him.

905
00:41:29,155 --> 00:41:30,323
Okay, but how am I...

906
00:41:34,928 --> 00:41:36,696
Nope... Nope...
Yep... Yep...

907
00:41:36,763 --> 00:41:37,764
Do not let her in here.

908
00:41:37,864 --> 00:41:39,650
Move, sir. Move, sir.
Juliet! Juliet!

909
00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:43,870
What's going on here?

910
00:41:43,937 --> 00:41:45,772
I'm not sure.
But if I had a guess,

911
00:41:45,872 --> 00:41:48,608
the guy faked his death and then got
shot by the people he was hiding from.

912
00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:51,378
How long have you
been here? Ten minutes.

913
00:41:51,444 --> 00:41:53,380
That's impressive.

914
00:41:53,446 --> 00:41:55,615
Thanks, Juliet.
It means a lot.

915
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:59,853
Here is the ballistics report on
the bullet that went through Lassiter.

916
00:41:59,919 --> 00:42:01,187
There was a second gun,

917
00:42:01,254 --> 00:42:03,623
which means the guy
who confessed is a liar.

918
00:42:03,723 --> 00:42:05,959
But don't tell anyone how you
got this. Do you understand?

919
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,940
I'm not sure I understand
anything right now.

920
00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:10,563
That's the Buzz I know
and love. How's Francie?

921
00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:12,632
She's teaching yoga
to horses now.

922
00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:15,902
A cop.

923
00:42:24,978 --> 00:42:26,813
Nice hiding space, Shawn.

924
00:42:26,913 --> 00:42:28,248
Then where do you suggest
we go, Gus?

925
00:42:28,314 --> 00:42:29,649
We're in the forest
and look like bears.

926
00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:30,950
Yeah, but there's cops
everywhere.

927
00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:33,753
No one is paying attention
to us, Shawn. No one.

928
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,550
You're right, that's weird.

929
00:42:35,121 --> 00:42:37,891
Juliet, if you would simply
take me to the hospital...

930
00:42:37,957 --> 00:42:40,627
Selene, I am working a case I
have no business working on.

931
00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:42,262
So, I am super sorry,

932
00:42:42,328 --> 00:42:43,797
but I would like to
respectfully request

933
00:42:43,897 --> 00:42:45,298
that you shut the hell up.

934
00:42:45,932 --> 00:42:48,468
Excuse me? I'm sorry.
I should have said heck.

935
00:42:48,568 --> 00:42:49,669
You brought a friend with you?

936
00:42:49,769 --> 00:42:51,504
It's Gus's girlfriend.
Hi.

937
00:42:51,604 --> 00:42:53,106
You're the nurse.

938
00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:54,574
No!

939
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:56,976
Man, Selene's coming back.

940
00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:58,745
Through the car.
Good call.

941
00:43:00,130 --> 00:43:01,140
Hurry.

942
00:43:02,115 --> 00:43:04,684
Careful. You're getting
footprints all over Jules's seats.

943
00:43:05,952 --> 00:43:07,287
Stop kicking everything.

944
00:43:07,854 --> 00:43:10,230
You kicked everything
everywhere.

945
00:43:11,991 --> 00:43:14,828
Shawn, she's coming. There is no
reason that keeps us here right now.

946
00:43:15,595 --> 00:43:16,696
Dude, there kind of is.

947
00:43:21,134 --> 00:43:23,136
- Shawn, she's gonna see us. Come on.
- Juliet,

948
00:43:23,203 --> 00:43:24,337
I'll just get there myself.

949
00:43:34,814 --> 00:43:36,160
Watch it!

950
00:43:38,551 --> 00:43:40,387
I don't... I don't know
what I did, but I'm so sorry.

951
00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:41,821
Buzz?

952
00:43:41,888 --> 00:43:43,560
I'm gonna need your car.

953
00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:45,458
Keys?

954
00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:48,661
I... I left them in
the car.

955
00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:55,668
Man.

956
00:43:56,403 --> 00:43:57,871
Dude, will you snap out of it?

957
00:43:58,571 --> 00:44:00,340
It's impossible.
What's impossible?

958
00:44:01,841 --> 00:44:02,876
I think I'm pregnant.

959
00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:03,977
What?

960
00:44:08,481 --> 00:44:10,316
When did you start
trying to have a baby?

961
00:44:10,383 --> 00:44:13,520
I don't know, Gus.
I thought we were waiting.

962
00:44:13,586 --> 00:44:15,989
I assumed that we would
start with a hamster.

963
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,257
Maybe a mini-leopard.

964
00:44:17,357 --> 00:44:20,193
You know me, man.
I'm not ready for this.

965
00:44:20,894 --> 00:44:22,195
You know the windows in the loft

966
00:44:22,262 --> 00:44:23,663
don't even fully close, right?

967
00:44:23,730 --> 00:44:24,731
I'm gonna have to replace them,

968
00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:26,533
otherwise this is Baby's
Day Out all over again.

969
00:44:26,599 --> 00:44:28,601
Shawn, calm down, calm down.

970
00:44:28,702 --> 00:44:29,836
You're spinning.

971
00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:32,539
No reason to get worked up
over John Hughes' worst idea.

972
00:44:33,730 --> 00:44:34,740
Are you even listening?

973
00:44:35,275 --> 00:44:37,110
Lassie just texted, all caps.

974
00:44:37,711 --> 00:44:39,546
He saw Wilkerson
running down the hallway.

975
00:44:39,612 --> 00:44:41,915
Wilkerson? The comatose
dude in a wheelchair?

976
00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:45,352
I think Lassie's hit a new low.

977
00:44:45,418 --> 00:44:46,886
We're gonna have to
deal with this.

978
00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:49,222
Shouldn't we be dealing with
this whole fatherhood thing?

979
00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:51,558
Yes, but later. This Lassie
thing is the perfect reason

980
00:44:51,624 --> 00:44:54,561
not to deal with anything
real at all. How lucky is that?

981
00:44:54,627 --> 00:44:56,620
And what exactly
are you thinking?

982
00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:58,798
Well, it is that time.

983
00:44:58,898 --> 00:45:00,660
What time?

984
00:45:01,868 --> 00:45:04,471
So now Lassie's seeing some
comatose man up and running around.

985
00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:06,139
But we've got a real
dead guy on our hands.

986
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,474
We're concerned
we've lost him forever.

987
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:11,211
Shawn, I did not steal
your mustache collection.

988
00:45:11,277 --> 00:45:12,278
What is your problem?

989
00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:13,613
Well, then you
misplaced it, Pop.

990
00:45:13,713 --> 00:45:16,616
Or you used it as part of
your bedroom play

991
00:45:16,716 --> 00:45:18,218
for whatever
unfortunate jezebels

992
00:45:18,284 --> 00:45:21,388
you convinced to participate
in your sick game.

993
00:45:21,488 --> 00:45:24,791
This cat. Look, I just want
'em back. I need 'em back.

994
00:45:24,891 --> 00:45:27,227
You better walk that tone
someplace else if you want my help.

995
00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:28,461
All right, can I step in here?

996
00:45:28,561 --> 00:45:32,980
Shawn is having a lot going
on right now. Big picture life stuff.

997
00:45:32,165 --> 00:45:35,235
My only concern at the moment
is that my dad is a liar and a thief.

998
00:45:35,301 --> 00:45:37,604
Do we even know if that
merkin on your face is real?

999
00:45:38,271 --> 00:45:39,506
Stop!

1000
00:45:39,606 --> 00:45:41,441
I thought maybe
when you got married,

1001
00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:44,310
you might take even half a
step toward being an adult.

1002
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:45,945
But you're regressing big time.

1003
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,949
Well, I am way further down
that road than you can imagine being.

1004
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,452
And this just in, I will
never steal from my child.

1005
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:56,220
I can't wait for you to feel what it's
like to have to deal with the mini-you.

1006
00:45:56,122 --> 00:45:58,191
I am counting the minutes to it.

1007
00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:00,193
It'll be the redemption
of my life,

1008
00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:01,795
watching you fail.

1009
00:46:06,990 --> 00:46:07,133
And all those years you thought

1010
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,502
you were telling me things
I didn't already know.

1011
00:46:09,602 --> 00:46:11,370
All right.

1012
00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:13,340
Lassie is spiraling.

1013
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:15,942
We thought we were helping him
by looking into his visions.

1014
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,778
But now we're concerned
we're just fueling his imagination.

1015
00:46:18,845 --> 00:46:21,140
Guys, come on,
come on. Now, look.

1016
00:46:21,114 --> 00:46:23,550
Carlton is one of the
best cops I've ever known.

1017
00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:25,719
He survived six bullets
and a stroke.

1018
00:46:25,819 --> 00:46:27,687
His body may be
playing catch up,

1019
00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:30,223
but his mind is as sharp
as I've ever known.

1020
00:46:30,323 --> 00:46:33,626
Come on, let's face it. He's never
had much of an imagination, right?

1021
00:46:33,693 --> 00:46:36,663
So when he says this
guy Wilkerson is faking it,

1022
00:46:37,897 --> 00:46:39,666
maybe you should do
the crazy thing.

1023
00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:42,302
Believe him.

1024
00:46:43,837 --> 00:46:46,390
Believe him? Gus, you
know what this means.

1025
00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:49,420
We have to go full...
Dirty...

1026
00:46:49,142 --> 00:46:50,477
Rotten...
Scoundrels.

1027
00:46:56,583 --> 00:46:59,919
Afternoon, Wilkerson.
How you doing?

1028
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,654
We're new here.
Name's Shawn Spencer.

1029
00:47:01,721 --> 00:47:04,570
- This is my partner, L'Eggo My Eggo.
- No.

1030
00:47:04,157 --> 00:47:05,325
Norman Brownbutter.

1031
00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:06,426
Try again, Shawn.

1032
00:47:07,427 --> 00:47:09,329
- Dijon Hounsou?
- Accepted.

1033
00:47:09,396 --> 00:47:11,231
Why are you rejecting nicknames
in front of a comatose guy?

1034
00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:14,367
Because I'm a pro. Penny
for your thoughts, Vic.

1035
00:47:14,434 --> 00:47:16,836
Save your pennies, Dijon.
I got this.

1036
00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:20,730
I see it, Jack Daddy.

1037
00:47:20,173 --> 00:47:22,420
You play it straight?

1038
00:47:22,108 --> 00:47:24,611
Tough guy from
the old neighborhood,

1039
00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:26,880
probably didn't even cry
when Liz Berkley

1040
00:47:26,946 --> 00:47:29,783
got addicted to speed
in Saved by the Bell.

1041
00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:31,718
But guess what?

1042
00:47:32,385 --> 00:47:33,720
Even tough guys...

1043
00:47:33,787 --> 00:47:35,288
Are ticklish.

1044
00:47:38,591 --> 00:47:41,227
Looks like a very bad boy
is about to get attacked

1045
00:47:41,294 --> 00:47:43,630
by the French tickler.

1046
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,465
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

1047
00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:48,601
Give it to him, Gus.

1048
00:47:50,870 --> 00:47:52,380
Give it to him.

1049
00:47:52,105 --> 00:47:53,773
Give it to him clean, please.

1050
00:47:53,873 --> 00:47:55,275
Yeah.

1051
00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:57,310
Work it. Prepare it.

1052
00:47:57,410 --> 00:47:58,611
Get in there.

1053
00:47:58,712 --> 00:47:59,779
Take off the sock, Gus.

1054
00:48:00,613 --> 00:48:02,415
All right.

1055
00:48:02,482 --> 00:48:04,951
Hey, come on.

1056
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,422
- Come on, Wilkerson, you know you can feel that.
- Come on, man.

1057
00:48:11,157 --> 00:48:13,660
You're gonna break,
and when you do,

1058
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,129
you can take the window
or the stairs.

1059
00:48:18,998 --> 00:48:20,467
Harder, Gus.

1060
00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:22,102
It's about to get hard.

1061
00:48:22,168 --> 00:48:23,837
Yeah.

1062
00:48:23,937 --> 00:48:25,905
Harder.

1063
00:48:25,972 --> 00:48:28,174
Harder, Gus.
Gus, go hard!

1064
00:48:29,642 --> 00:48:31,745
Are you getting up in there?
It's getting hard.

1065
00:48:31,811 --> 00:48:32,912
Get up in there.

1066
00:48:32,979 --> 00:48:34,781
Finish it.
I'm going hard, Shawn.

1067
00:48:34,848 --> 00:48:36,249
Excuse me.

1068
00:48:37,617 --> 00:48:39,850
What are you two doing?

1069
00:48:39,152 --> 00:48:41,488
We're just visiting
Mr. Wilkerson here.

1070
00:48:41,588 --> 00:48:44,190
Why have you removed
his stockinged feet?

1071
00:48:44,290 --> 00:48:47,460
Dr. Herschel, we have reason
to believe that your Wilkerson

1072
00:48:47,527 --> 00:48:49,662
is faking.
Yes.

1073
00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:52,198
Faking? Faking?
Yes.

1074
00:48:53,266 --> 00:48:55,668
This man suffers from
severe catatonia.

1075
00:48:55,769 --> 00:49:00,600
He has had imparity of all bodily
functions for quite some time.

1076
00:49:00,106 --> 00:49:04,811
We're not even sure he's going to recover
at all, and you're tickling his feet?

1077
00:49:04,878 --> 00:49:05,979
Well, that's a regional term.

1078
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:07,947
Gus prefers
"playing football."

1079
00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:19,659
At first, I thought you two had this
harmless, idiotic Ren and Stimpy thing...

1080
00:49:19,726 --> 00:49:20,860
Stimpy.
...going.

1081
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,963
Now, you're proving
to be dangerous.

1082
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:26,566
I want you out.

1083
00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:29,703
What... Shawn,
Gus, what is going on?

1084
00:49:29,803 --> 00:49:31,738
Dolores, great.
I can explain.

1085
00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:33,740
Have you ever seen
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

1086
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,877
We're talking, like, you and
I, like a Netflix and chill scenario?

1087
00:49:37,977 --> 00:49:42,982
Nurse O'Riordan, kindly escort these
two pedofetishers off the premises.

1088
00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:44,718
And then attend
to Mr. Wilkerson,

1089
00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:47,721
and examine his feet
for signs of violation.

1090
00:49:47,821 --> 00:49:50,423
Violation? Get your hands
off that man's eyeball.

1091
00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:55,829
There is a sign
marked "exit."

1092
00:49:55,895 --> 00:50:00,330
It is marked "exit"
for the purpose of exiting.

1093
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:01,868
Find it. Use it.

1094
00:50:01,935 --> 00:50:05,405
Gentlemen, my dander is rising.

1095
00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:11,711
I don't really know what to say,

1096
00:50:11,778 --> 00:50:13,947
but you guys should
probably come with me.

1097
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,715
Come on, Dolores.

1098
00:50:15,782 --> 00:50:17,217
You don't think maybe
there's another reason

1099
00:50:17,283 --> 00:50:19,352
that dude just got
a dander boner?

1100
00:50:19,419 --> 00:50:20,920
Maybe the Good Doctor
isn't so good,

1101
00:50:21,454 --> 00:50:23,256
and we're on to him.
And so is Lassiter.

1102
00:50:23,356 --> 00:50:25,250
On to what?

1103
00:50:25,910 --> 00:50:27,227
Dr. Herschel is an incredible
doctor and humanitarian

1104
00:50:27,293 --> 00:50:29,262
who took on Carlton's case
at his own expense.

1105
00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:30,563
What does that mean,
like, for free?

1106
00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:31,698
That's just bad business.

1107
00:50:31,765 --> 00:50:32,899
Okay, you know what?

1108
00:50:32,966 --> 00:50:34,434
Feel free to reach out
for updates,

1109
00:50:34,534 --> 00:50:38,271
but at this point, I see no other
option than for you guys to stay away.

1110
00:50:39,873 --> 00:50:40,874
Goodbye.

1111
00:50:45,712 --> 00:50:46,980
What is that?
That's...

1112
00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:50,150
Surreal.
I mean, I don't...

1113
00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:56,122
Shawn, we're done.

1114
00:50:56,222 --> 00:50:57,323
I need to get a hold of Selene

1115
00:50:57,424 --> 00:50:58,925
before she turns me
into a voodoo doll.

1116
00:50:58,992 --> 00:51:02,629
Nope. What we need to do is get
back into that hospital and help Lassie.

1117
00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:04,731
Why can we never just
reach the end of the line?

1118
00:51:04,798 --> 00:51:05,799
Because, Gus, we're close,

1119
00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:07,267
and we need eyes
on Dr. Herschel.

1120
00:51:08,635 --> 00:51:09,669
What is that?

1121
00:51:09,769 --> 00:51:13,730
That is called Plan B.

1122
00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:15,175
Arrival papers
and a security pass

1123
00:51:15,275 --> 00:51:19,145
for renowned touring trauma
specialist Dr. A.V. Catalon from Cuba.

1124
00:51:19,245 --> 00:51:21,414
And he could pick them
up himself, but I suspect

1125
00:51:21,481 --> 00:51:22,816
he's going to get
a phone call later...

1126
00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,651
cancelling his trip.

1127
00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:26,986
Who do we know
in the whole wide world

1128
00:51:27,587 --> 00:51:29,689
that could possibly
take his place? Who?

1129
00:51:29,789 --> 00:51:31,424
What?

1130
00:51:31,491 --> 00:51:32,759
Oui!

1131
00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:38,164
My gosh.

1132
00:51:38,264 --> 00:51:41,134
This is why I needed
my mustache collection, Gus.

1133
00:51:41,768 --> 00:51:44,370
Hello?

1134
00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:49,275
My name is
Amerigo Vespucci Catalon Estevez,

1135
00:51:49,342 --> 00:51:51,440
and you killed my father.
No.

1136
00:51:51,144 --> 00:51:52,379
Yes. Yes. Yes.
No.

1137
00:51:52,479 --> 00:51:53,613
Yes, you did.
I did not.

1138
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,281
Prepare to die. It's not
gonna work, Shawn.

1139
00:51:55,348 --> 00:51:58,284
You kidding me right
now? This is a lock.

1140
00:51:58,351 --> 00:52:00,453
I'm virtually
unrecognizable to myself.

1141
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,222
CAFE OWN
ER: Somebody in here?

1142
00:52:14,501 --> 00:52:16,202
I'm going into
your dad's office,

1143
00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:17,804
and I am calling the police.

1144
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,474
I know what you're thinking.

1145
00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:22,842
"Does he have a Plan C?"

1146
00:52:23,376 --> 00:52:24,844
No, he does not.

1147
00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:27,313
But does he have a Plan D?

1148
00:52:28,348 --> 00:52:29,749
Yes.

1149
00:52:35,755 --> 00:52:38,525
Woody, the mustache is
spectacular.

1150
00:52:38,591 --> 00:52:40,193
From my lip to God's ears.

1151
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:42,950
Thank you for coming
on such short notice.

1152
00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:44,698
Did you get the materials? Do you
need us to fill you in on anything?

1153
00:52:44,764 --> 00:52:46,766
I studied everything
about him on the plane.

1154
00:52:46,866 --> 00:52:48,401
I know exactly who this guy is.

1155
00:52:48,501 --> 00:52:49,769
I know what makes him tick,

1156
00:52:49,869 --> 00:52:51,771
what excites him,
his biggest fears.

1157
00:52:53,730 --> 00:52:54,174
I like that very much.

1158
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,909
But, Woody,
for our purposes here,

1159
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:58,845
we should probably focus on
the type of medicine he practices,

1160
00:52:58,912 --> 00:53:00,680
and how he helps the
patients at this facility.

1161
00:53:00,747 --> 00:53:02,449
I must disagree
to disagree, Shawn.

1162
00:53:02,549 --> 00:53:05,685
Sure, that will come into
play down the line, yes.

1163
00:53:05,752 --> 00:53:09,723
But more importantly, how does
Catalon feel about his mother

1164
00:53:09,789 --> 00:53:12,726
and her unriddling dominance
over him and his seven siblings.

1165
00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:15,610
He's an only child.
In his mind, yes.

1166
00:53:15,128 --> 00:53:17,897
But that's how he managed to
survive in a world he distrusted,

1167
00:53:17,964 --> 00:53:20,433
and the loss of the only
woman he had never loved,

1168
00:53:20,533 --> 00:53:21,701
Esmerelda,

1169
00:53:21,768 --> 00:53:23,690
hostess at the tobacco farm

1170
00:53:23,136 --> 00:53:24,304
where he spent
his formative summers.

1171
00:53:24,404 --> 00:53:26,706
Editor's note, his bicycle
had a banana seat.

1172
00:53:26,773 --> 00:53:27,807
None of that is in here.

1173
00:53:27,907 --> 00:53:31,778
Well, of course
it isn't, dear, simple Gus.

1174
00:53:31,878 --> 00:53:34,647
But that doesn't make it
any less true in here

1175
00:53:35,448 --> 00:53:38,318
and here and just a little
down here.

1176
00:53:38,418 --> 00:53:39,552
I feel woozy.

1177
00:53:40,153 --> 00:53:42,956
Woody, I need you
to concentrate, man.

1178
00:53:43,556 --> 00:53:44,958
We need you on the inside,

1179
00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:46,559
and we really need this to work.

1180
00:53:46,626 --> 00:53:48,161
Shawn, I am calm.

1181
00:53:48,661 --> 00:53:50,463
I am collected.

1182
00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:53,660
Not since Ben Affleck in,
well, anything,

1183
00:53:53,133 --> 00:53:56,436
has an actor been more
prepared for a role in his life.

1184
00:53:56,503 --> 00:53:58,338
You're not an actor.
You're barely a coroner.

1185
00:53:58,438 --> 00:54:02,776
Are you planning on doing an
accent? Yes, I am.

1186
00:54:02,842 --> 00:54:04,911
Less is more.
A lot less.

1187
00:54:04,978 --> 00:54:08,648
Guys, I got this.
Adios, hombres.

1188
00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:14,187
Is he doing a limp?

1189
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,457
You're doing a limp?
I got this.

1190
00:54:21,594 --> 00:54:25,310
Buenos tardes, senorita,
or young lady?

1191
00:54:25,665 --> 00:54:28,601
I am Dr. Amerigo Catalon,

1192
00:54:28,668 --> 00:54:30,804
from the island country of Cuba,

1193
00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:31,971
reporting for work.

1194
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:34,541
Dr. Catalon. Wonderful.

1195
00:54:34,641 --> 00:54:36,843
Could you just
spell that for me?

1196
00:54:39,145 --> 00:54:41,214
No, no, I cannot.

1197
00:54:43,516 --> 00:54:44,651
Okay.

1198
00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:56,696
You're gonna do great.

1199
00:54:56,796 --> 00:54:58,640
I know.

1200
00:54:58,164 --> 00:54:59,733
These were marked
urgent for you.

1201
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:02,569
Thank you. I will check
them after my interview.

1202
00:55:11,311 --> 00:55:12,545
Welcome, Karen.

1203
00:55:12,645 --> 00:55:16,483
It's exciting to be nearing
the conclusion of our search.

1204
00:55:16,549 --> 00:55:20,353
As you know, the process
has been an exhaustive one.

1205
00:55:22,589 --> 00:55:25,892
Yes.

1206
00:55:25,992 --> 00:55:29,620
And thank you for
considering me for such...

1207
00:55:29,162 --> 00:55:32,980
Such a lofty...

1208
00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:34,901
I can't believe... It's an
honor just... Just really to...

1209
00:55:35,935 --> 00:55:37,570
To be considered, and...

1210
00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:41,374
And I never thought that I
would reach such a lofty...

1211
00:55:44,711 --> 00:55:45,845
I have to go.

1212
00:55:46,446 --> 00:55:47,747
Excuse me?

1213
00:55:50,116 --> 00:55:52,452
We're making our decision today.

1214
00:55:52,552 --> 00:55:53,620
I know.

1215
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,188
Choose Pradam.

1216
00:55:55,255 --> 00:55:57,900
She's much more
cut out for this.

1217
00:55:57,190 --> 00:56:00,560
And this room is ridiculous.

1218
00:56:09,636 --> 00:56:11,237
Woody.

1219
00:56:11,304 --> 00:56:12,539
What do you got for us?

1220
00:56:12,605 --> 00:56:14,474
Did you see Lassie?
I got all his pills.

1221
00:56:14,574 --> 00:56:16,743
Great job, man. You were
born to do undercover work.

1222
00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:17,944
I am deep in guys.

1223
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,913
That's great. Woody, can
you hand us the pills, please?

1224
00:56:19,979 --> 00:56:21,810
We don't wanna
get caught in here.

1225
00:56:21,147 --> 00:56:22,148
Sure.

1226
00:56:23,149 --> 00:56:24,584
Okay...

1227
00:56:24,651 --> 00:56:27,654
I just want to point out
that you guys requested

1228
00:56:27,754 --> 00:56:30,156
that I take Lassiter's pills.

1229
00:56:30,256 --> 00:56:33,590
I thought you wanted me
to be the guinea pig on this,

1230
00:56:33,126 --> 00:56:35,595
but now I understand, your
way is a much better plan.

1231
00:56:35,662 --> 00:56:38,264
And the good news is
they are time-release pills,

1232
00:56:38,331 --> 00:56:40,633
and I have one painfully
lodged in my throat.

1233
00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:44,804
But watch the problem solver
at work, solving the problem.

1234
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,942
Come on, man.

1235
00:56:51,444 --> 00:56:53,113
Do you have a surgical glove
by chance?

1236
00:56:53,179 --> 00:56:56,149
Forty-three pairs. They also
come in wine and burnt pumpkin.

1237
00:56:56,249 --> 00:56:57,250
I'm a hoarder.

1238
00:57:02,856 --> 00:57:05,859
Okay, first of all,
that's a Chiclet.

1239
00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:07,827
Wait, there's more.

1240
00:57:12,198 --> 00:57:13,199
What the...

1241
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,469
Someone did not
want us to find this.

1242
00:57:16,536 --> 00:57:20,173
Bandages, stitches...
Peroxide.

1243
00:57:20,807 --> 00:57:23,309
Dude, this is all
for an emergency patch job.

1244
00:57:23,376 --> 00:57:26,479
Somebody was coming here for
help on the down low from a doctor.

1245
00:57:26,546 --> 00:57:29,616
Ok, great. So which doctor was on
duty the night Lassie saw the bloody guy?

1246
00:57:29,683 --> 00:57:33,186
We were here that day.
Dr. Herschel.

1247
00:57:36,489 --> 00:57:38,191
Guys, I could
get in huge trouble for this.

1248
00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:40,527
Dolores, all the pieces
are falling into place.

1249
00:57:40,627 --> 00:57:41,828
Lassie could be the next victim.

1250
00:57:41,895 --> 00:57:43,997
I cannot believe
Dr. Herschel could be a villain.

1251
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,700
Really? It's not like
he emanates warmth.

1252
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,868
Okay, look, I will
sneak you in to protect Carlton,

1253
00:57:48,968 --> 00:57:50,700
but you cannot leave this room.

1254
00:57:50,170 --> 00:57:52,305
Of course. Thank you,
Dolores. You're the best.

1255
00:57:55,975 --> 00:57:57,430
Ice chips.
Funyuns.

1256
00:57:57,143 --> 00:57:58,411
You can get them both.
Me?

1257
00:57:58,511 --> 00:57:59,846
Why do I have to risk
sneaking around?

1258
00:57:59,913 --> 00:58:01,514
Jackal says what?
What?

1259
00:58:01,581 --> 00:58:02,682
Man.

1260
00:58:12,580 --> 00:58:13,326
Hey, Lass.

1261
00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:19,499
Quick ask, you know,
between two gentlemen.

1262
00:58:21,101 --> 00:58:25,572
When you first found out that Marlowe
was, "with child,"

1263
00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:27,874
Would you say that you
were overcome with joy,

1264
00:58:27,941 --> 00:58:31,878
or was it more like panic
and confusion

1265
00:58:31,945 --> 00:58:35,682
and, a lack of oxygen?

1266
00:58:37,350 --> 00:58:38,685
Asking for a friend.

1267
00:58:46,893 --> 00:58:48,461
Guster.

1268
00:58:48,561 --> 00:58:50,430
Henry? What are you
doing here?

1269
00:58:50,530 --> 00:58:53,433
I need to see Shawn, but
first, you're gonna tell me why

1270
00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:55,635
he was having an extra
sensitive cow earlier?

1271
00:58:55,735 --> 00:58:57,771
Something is going on.

1272
00:58:57,871 --> 00:58:59,406
I know my son.
No.

1273
00:58:59,472 --> 00:59:01,274
Guster! Spit!

1274
00:59:02,242 --> 00:59:03,243
Fine.

1275
00:59:03,777 --> 00:59:05,278
I'm gonna tell you one time.

1276
00:59:05,378 --> 00:59:07,547
Shawn, Juliet...

1277
00:59:11,317 --> 00:59:13,887
"Eliminate hippies."

1278
00:59:15,488 --> 00:59:18,658
Gus, don't you come in here
without those blue ice chips.

1279
00:59:18,758 --> 00:59:22,128
I'm going to make you feed me
like a Jamaican baby bird.

1280
00:59:23,930 --> 00:59:25,650
What are you doing here?

1281
00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:29,736
Why are you looking at me
like that?

1282
00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:33,139
I think I might've crossed
a line back at the office.

1283
00:59:33,239 --> 00:59:34,741
I saw something I'd never seen.

1284
00:59:35,308 --> 00:59:36,309
I think I hurt you.

1285
00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:38,912
No. No, you didn't
hurt me.

1286
00:59:38,978 --> 00:59:40,513
Maybe just a little?

1287
00:59:40,613 --> 00:59:43,616
That's not possible.
I'm... I'm impervious.

1288
00:59:45,652 --> 00:59:46,853
Shawn,

1289
00:59:48,288 --> 00:59:49,522
look,

1290
00:59:50,323 --> 00:59:51,658
being a dad...

1291
00:59:51,758 --> 00:59:54,940
It isn't easy. Is this your
version of an apology?

1292
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,829
Shawn, would you let me finish?

1293
00:59:59,132 --> 01:00:00,133
It isn't easy,

1294
01:00:01,701 --> 01:00:03,837
but it may be the best
thing a man can do

1295
01:00:04,804 --> 01:00:06,773
in his entire lifetime.

1296
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,508
Look, I... What I'm
just trying to say

1297
01:00:08,608 --> 01:00:10,276
is that if you're so lucky,

1298
01:00:10,343 --> 01:00:12,445
you'll see the day
that your kid is born. No...

1299
01:00:13,213 --> 01:00:14,848
Whenever that happens.

1300
01:00:14,948 --> 01:00:18,618
Your heart, it goes from
being inside your chest

1301
01:00:18,685 --> 01:00:20,186
to outside your body,

1302
01:00:20,286 --> 01:00:22,856
to this other being
it attaches itself to,

1303
01:00:22,956 --> 01:00:24,657
who now owns it.

1304
01:00:24,724 --> 01:00:28,128
And it swings around
like a frickin' tether ball.

1305
01:00:28,194 --> 01:00:29,662
Boom.

1306
01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:31,865
You never get it back.

1307
01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:34,340
And that's the torture.

1308
01:00:35,568 --> 01:00:37,203
And I recommend it highly.

1309
01:00:42,976 --> 01:00:46,479
Yeah, well, I don't know
if it's recommended for me.

1310
01:00:48,548 --> 01:00:50,650
All due respect, Dad,
I'm not like you.

1311
01:00:50,717 --> 01:00:52,552
No. No, you're not.

1312
01:00:55,855 --> 01:00:57,757
And that's why you'll be
better than me.

1313
01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:06,666
This is weird and uncomfortable.

1314
01:01:06,733 --> 01:01:08,401
Yeah, weird.
How can I help?

1315
01:01:09,669 --> 01:01:10,737
Well...

1316
01:01:10,837 --> 01:01:13,600
I'm supposed to finish this
list of errands for Lassie.

1317
01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:15,508
There are 93 items
and I'm on number two.

1318
01:01:16,576 --> 01:01:18,111
Who the hell writes this small?

1319
01:01:19,579 --> 01:01:21,881
That is really small.
Let me show you something.

1320
01:01:21,948 --> 01:01:24,551
You can use the camera.

1321
01:01:25,385 --> 01:01:28,788
You click that, and then pinch.

1322
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:32,580
Magnification.

1323
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:34,427
That is sweet tiny blue eyes.

1324
01:01:34,527 --> 01:01:35,762
Wait.

1325
01:01:36,796 --> 01:01:38,465
What is that indentation?

1326
01:01:40,233 --> 01:01:41,234
"Silent partner."

1327
01:01:43,269 --> 01:01:45,638
Dad, he wrote "silent partner,"

1328
01:01:45,739 --> 01:01:48,740
and that's the date
of the shooting. That...

1329
01:01:48,141 --> 01:01:49,743
That's why he went
to the warehouse,

1330
01:01:49,809 --> 01:01:50,810
to meet with the victim.

1331
01:01:50,910 --> 01:01:52,312
Do you think
you could get this...

1332
01:01:52,412 --> 01:01:53,480
Analyzed?
Yeah.

1333
01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:54,614
I'll be back in
two hours. Great.

1334
01:01:54,714 --> 01:01:57,217
We'll stay here and
watch Lassie like real men.

1335
01:01:57,283 --> 01:01:58,918
I got greedy, Shawn.

1336
01:01:58,985 --> 01:01:59,986
I took everything.

1337
01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:02,322
I sure hope none of these
patients get dry mouth.

1338
01:02:02,422 --> 01:02:04,257
My God, is that a Bundt cake?

1339
01:02:04,324 --> 01:02:05,959
The nurse's lounge
was unlocked too.

1340
01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:08,261
Did you bring forks?
Come on, son.

1341
01:02:09,950 --> 01:02:10,430
And we're back.
Thanks, Dad.

1342
01:02:11,664 --> 01:02:14,467
Sweet, man. That looks
unusually moist.

1343
01:02:14,567 --> 01:02:15,735
That's yours.

1344
01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:44,464
Gus,

1345
01:02:44,531 --> 01:02:47,000
you're goo-gooing in your
sleep again. Knock it off.

1346
01:03:11,991 --> 01:03:13,393
What the...

1347
01:03:26,139 --> 01:03:27,140
Mary?

1348
01:03:28,575 --> 01:03:29,576
What?

1349
01:03:29,676 --> 01:03:31,511
What the hell
are you doing here, man?

1350
01:03:31,578 --> 01:03:34,681
I'm a baby, Shawn. It's
glorious. I just finished teething.

1351
01:03:34,748 --> 01:03:36,182
Hey, have you
ever been swaddled?

1352
01:03:36,249 --> 01:03:38,151
You know, it's like
a joyful mummification.

1353
01:03:41,721 --> 01:03:43,156
What is that?
Why are you doing that?

1354
01:03:44,190 --> 01:03:46,260
Hey, could you do a quick pivot
and get me out of this diaper?

1355
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,560
Because I just filled it.

1356
01:03:47,660 --> 01:03:49,529
And I am a little uncomfortable

1357
01:03:49,596 --> 01:03:50,997
with how right that felt to do.

1358
01:03:52,565 --> 01:03:53,900
Okay. Okay.

1359
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,735
I see what's going on here.

1360
01:03:55,835 --> 01:03:57,404
I got news for everybody.

1361
01:03:57,504 --> 01:03:59,673
I don't know how to
change a diaper, okay?

1362
01:03:59,739 --> 01:04:01,740
I'm not ready for you.

1363
01:04:01,174 --> 01:04:03,760
I don't care what my dad says.

1364
01:04:03,176 --> 01:04:04,744
And what does that mean?

1365
01:04:04,844 --> 01:04:06,913
Let's... Let's talk
about that. Let's unpack that.

1366
01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:09,150
What it means
is I get why you're here.

1367
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:11,418
But the only thing
I know about fatherhood

1368
01:04:11,518 --> 01:04:14,354
is what I learned from all
eight episodes of Manimal.

1369
01:04:14,421 --> 01:04:16,122
What I need to know is,

1370
01:04:16,222 --> 01:04:19,250
where do you land on the
whole nurture versus nature thing,

1371
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:23,463
I.e, might you offer up
your teat?

1372
01:04:23,563 --> 01:04:24,731
I absolutely will not.

1373
01:04:24,798 --> 01:04:27,100
How 'bout a lullaby, then?

1374
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,535
Something in F major, maybe,

1375
01:04:28,601 --> 01:04:30,236
if it suits you, sir.

1376
01:04:30,303 --> 01:04:33,106
All right, if I...
If I sing to you,

1377
01:04:33,206 --> 01:04:35,975
will you go to sleep,
you strange little baby-man?

1378
01:04:36,710 --> 01:04:37,811
That's the idea.

1379
01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:45,752
So, kid

1380
01:04:45,819 --> 01:04:46,953
May I please

1381
01:04:47,530 --> 01:04:49,556
No, you can't have this teat

1382
01:04:49,622 --> 01:04:51,558
Such a tease

1383
01:04:51,624 --> 01:04:52,792
So, kid

1384
01:04:52,892 --> 01:04:54,127
Just a squeeze

1385
01:04:54,227 --> 01:04:57,263
It's just a figure of speech

1386
01:04:57,330 --> 01:05:01,167
Would you please go to sleep?
How can I fall asleep?

1387
01:05:01,267 --> 01:05:07,474
But you can't have this teat
When I can't have this teat

1388
01:05:09,142 --> 01:05:11,244
Shawn.

1389
01:05:11,311 --> 01:05:13,747
Who are you gently
and sweetly singing with?

1390
01:05:15,982 --> 01:05:18,752
Gus, you look beautiful.

1391
01:05:18,818 --> 01:05:20,353
I'd hug ya, but my
nappy is packed,

1392
01:05:20,453 --> 01:05:22,822
and, I could spit up
at any second.

1393
01:05:22,922 --> 01:05:24,591
You wanna hear something funny?

1394
01:05:24,657 --> 01:05:26,326
Gus can totally change a diaper.

1395
01:05:26,426 --> 01:05:27,794
You must be out of your mind.

1396
01:05:27,861 --> 01:05:28,928
My point is simply that

1397
01:05:28,995 --> 01:05:30,797
you have been ready for
fatherhood your whole life.

1398
01:05:30,864 --> 01:05:32,198
You dated a woman with a kid.

1399
01:05:32,298 --> 01:05:34,367
You accidentally abducted
some other kid.

1400
01:05:34,467 --> 01:05:36,503
All you have to do is copy
what your dad did with you,

1401
01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:40,140
because look how you turned out.

1402
01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:42,442
That was really sweet, you guys,

1403
01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:44,511
in an extremely convoluted way.

1404
01:05:44,611 --> 01:05:45,879
But, two questions.

1405
01:05:45,979 --> 01:05:49,949
One, is there a ladybug
looking over my shoulder?

1406
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,285
And two, is there anything else

1407
01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:53,486
that you could please put me in,

1408
01:05:53,553 --> 01:05:55,155
so I'm not bouncing here
in my own poop cage?

1409
01:05:55,221 --> 01:05:56,656
I don't want to belabor
the point,

1410
01:05:56,723 --> 01:05:58,625
but it is getting sloppy.

1411
01:06:01,327 --> 01:06:03,530
Have you guys ever seen blue?

1412
01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:12,339
Gus, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

1413
01:06:12,405 --> 01:06:17,210
Wilkerson?
We got jackaled.

1414
01:06:20,413 --> 01:06:22,515
Now, that would be huge
if I wasn't dreaming.

1415
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,510
Mary, let me ask you...

1416
01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:26,653
Mary?

1417
01:06:35,528 --> 01:06:37,330
Gus, what is this?
Why are we doing this?

1418
01:06:37,397 --> 01:06:39,999
He's resisting, Shawn.
Get off of me!

1419
01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:42,680
Are you sure? It
seems a bit one-sided.

1420
01:06:42,168 --> 01:06:43,236
He's a merman!

1421
01:06:43,336 --> 01:06:45,380
He's a merman, Shawn,
with gills!

1422
01:06:45,105 --> 01:06:48,742
I can't hold him down on account
of a slippery, scaly epidermis.

1423
01:06:48,842 --> 01:06:50,510
What is wrong with you two?

1424
01:06:50,577 --> 01:06:51,878
Excuse me, sir.

1425
01:06:51,945 --> 01:06:53,847
Are you or are you not a merman?

1426
01:06:53,913 --> 01:06:55,715
No, I'm not a frickin' merman!

1427
01:06:55,782 --> 01:06:57,830
Gus.

1428
01:06:57,183 --> 01:06:59,552
Gus! No gills.

1429
01:07:02,222 --> 01:07:03,523
Let me get this straight.

1430
01:07:03,590 --> 01:07:06,126
You've just been
pretending this whole time?

1431
01:07:06,226 --> 01:07:07,927
No, not the whole time.

1432
01:07:08,461 --> 01:07:11,970
I mean, I still have some
numbness on my right side,

1433
01:07:11,197 --> 01:07:13,266
but I can get around, obviously.

1434
01:07:13,366 --> 01:07:15,135
And you can't tickle for crap.

1435
01:07:15,235 --> 01:07:16,369
Why are you doing this?

1436
01:07:16,436 --> 01:07:17,871
Is this an insurance thing?

1437
01:07:17,937 --> 01:07:20,206
And is that a cactus
growing out of your head? No.

1438
01:07:20,273 --> 01:07:21,274
And No.

1439
01:07:21,374 --> 01:07:23,877
And stop touching my
scar, man. I gotta wake up.

1440
01:07:23,943 --> 01:07:25,712
Wake up, Gus. Come on, Gus! Gus.

1441
01:07:25,779 --> 01:07:27,470
Gus, Gus! Gus!
What?

1442
01:07:27,113 --> 01:07:28,281
We're not sleeping, dude.

1443
01:07:28,381 --> 01:07:30,583
I think baby Mary
was a hallucination.

1444
01:07:30,650 --> 01:07:33,820
I'm pretty sure Wilkerson is the real
deal, but we're tripping on something.

1445
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,422
No, not something, psychotropes.

1446
01:07:35,488 --> 01:07:37,957
You suddenly feel like you
wanna confess something?

1447
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:39,592
Yeah.

1448
01:07:39,659 --> 01:07:42,395
I used to have
a major thing for Jewel,

1449
01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:45,732
even after the Civil War movie
and the Bollywood song.

1450
01:07:45,799 --> 01:07:49,469
I mean, the tooth and the
van story, she could yodel...

1451
01:07:49,569 --> 01:07:51,738
Somehow they're getting
them into the patients' meds.

1452
01:07:51,805 --> 01:07:53,673
I stopped taking mine,
but it didn't help.

1453
01:07:55,308 --> 01:07:57,410
Carlton may have seen a zombie.

1454
01:07:57,477 --> 01:07:59,512
Did you know there are
bodies in your fields?

1455
01:07:59,846 --> 01:08:01,848
Gosh, it's the ice chips.

1456
01:08:01,981 --> 01:08:04,184
What? That's
just diabolical.

1457
01:08:04,918 --> 01:08:06,860
They know everything.

1458
01:08:06,686 --> 01:08:08,210
That's how they get you.

1459
01:08:08,121 --> 01:08:10,790
Hey, look, if they find out
that I'm still lucid,

1460
01:08:10,857 --> 01:08:13,126
I'm a dead man walking, okay?

1461
01:08:13,193 --> 01:08:14,661
I have money.
I can pay you guys.

1462
01:08:14,761 --> 01:08:16,529
Please, don't give me up.

1463
01:08:16,629 --> 01:08:18,164
Not after what they did
to my best friend.

1464
01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:20,133
- Devon Tileback?
- Yes. How'd you know that?

1465
01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:22,602
We didn't.
Until now.

1466
01:08:22,669 --> 01:08:23,837
You're the silent partner.

1467
01:08:23,937 --> 01:08:24,938
Tell us everything you know,

1468
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,410
and your truth is safe
in the vault of secrets.

1469
01:08:29,876 --> 01:08:31,211
We had an IPO coming up,

1470
01:08:31,311 --> 01:08:35,181
and, we were, cooking
the books that the company...

1471
01:08:35,281 --> 01:08:37,650
No!
It was Tileback's idea.

1472
01:08:37,717 --> 01:08:39,152
Shame.
I just...

1473
01:08:39,219 --> 01:08:40,620
I went along with it.

1474
01:08:40,687 --> 01:08:42,220
The lying was killing me.

1475
01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:43,523
I was having panic attacks.

1476
01:08:43,623 --> 01:08:46,326
The next thing you know, I'm
recovering here from a stroke.

1477
01:08:46,393 --> 01:08:48,795
And apparently, I spilled
everything to Herschel during therapy,

1478
01:08:48,862 --> 01:08:51,798
because a few days later,
a guy shows up at our office,

1479
01:08:51,865 --> 01:08:53,800
saying he knows everything.

1480
01:08:54,467 --> 01:08:57,237
He offers to keep his
mouth shut for a price.

1481
01:08:57,337 --> 01:08:58,638
A steep price.

1482
01:08:58,705 --> 01:09:00,707
Tileback played along
for a little while,

1483
01:09:00,807 --> 01:09:03,900
but once the IPO was announced,

1484
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:04,678
they wanted to bleed us dry.

1485
01:09:04,744 --> 01:09:07,414
Tileback tried to secretly
meet up with Chief Lassiter,

1486
01:09:07,514 --> 01:09:09,516
and they shot the chief.

1487
01:09:09,582 --> 01:09:12,318
They tracked Tileback down and
they cut off his hand as a warning.

1488
01:09:12,385 --> 01:09:15,388
He tried to disappear, but they
found him and then they killed him.

1489
01:09:15,488 --> 01:09:16,589
Who is "they"?

1490
01:09:16,690 --> 01:09:18,525
I don't know, I don't know.

1491
01:09:18,591 --> 01:09:21,494
They have someone working
on the outside,

1492
01:09:21,561 --> 01:09:23,997
doing all their dirty work, so
that they can't be connected

1493
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:25,165
to the recovery house.

1494
01:09:25,231 --> 01:09:26,366
Devon was so scared,

1495
01:09:26,433 --> 01:09:27,567
and now he's dead.

1496
01:09:27,667 --> 01:09:30,170
And I will be, too, if they
ever see me walking.

1497
01:09:31,104 --> 01:09:33,406
Then why are you packing
up your stuff and leaving?

1498
01:09:33,506 --> 01:09:35,842
'Cause obviously, it's not
safe for me here, either.

1499
01:09:35,909 --> 01:09:39,379
Hey, hey, hey. Your secret
is safe in the vault of secrets.

1500
01:09:39,446 --> 01:09:41,114
Redundant. From
one jackal to another,

1501
01:09:41,214 --> 01:09:43,516
sit tight until we figure
out who's on the outside,

1502
01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:45,852
because that's the guy
who shot the chief of police.

1503
01:09:48,955 --> 01:09:51,570
It's Herschel and his twin.

1504
01:09:51,124 --> 01:09:52,759
What? There's one guy
standing over there, Gus.

1505
01:09:52,859 --> 01:09:54,594
How many of those
ice chips did you eat?

1506
01:09:54,694 --> 01:09:56,363
I just ate the last one.

1507
01:09:56,429 --> 01:09:59,899
You kept eating them after we knew
they were laced with hallucinogens?

1508
01:09:59,966 --> 01:10:02,369
I can't help it, Shawn.
I run island hot.

1509
01:10:02,435 --> 01:10:05,138
Dr. Herschel... Woody!

1510
01:10:05,238 --> 01:10:07,140
Hey, guys, how are we doing?

1511
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:08,608
What are you two
still doing here?

1512
01:10:09,776 --> 01:10:11,945
I get to cover the night
rounds for Dr. Herschel.

1513
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:13,713
Dr. Herschel is gone?

1514
01:10:15,482 --> 01:10:17,384
Tell me he isn't the guy
I'm supposed to be watching.

1515
01:10:17,450 --> 01:10:19,586
You know, not to pile on
the criticisms, Woody,

1516
01:10:19,652 --> 01:10:21,421
but we're trying to
close up this case quietly,

1517
01:10:21,488 --> 01:10:23,456
which means keeping
the evidence hidden

1518
01:10:23,556 --> 01:10:25,910
until we know who
the outside trigger man is.

1519
01:10:25,158 --> 01:10:26,226
This is new stuff.

1520
01:10:26,292 --> 01:10:28,128
What?
Yeah.

1521
01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:29,629
I went looking for that
Chiclet I coughed up,

1522
01:10:29,729 --> 01:10:30,830
you know, five day rule and all,

1523
01:10:30,930 --> 01:10:33,666
and I saw that we missed
some of the hidden bandages.

1524
01:10:33,767 --> 01:10:34,968
Wait a minute.

1525
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,971
Is this a smoky topaz-brown
earmuff, or am I imagining it?

1526
01:10:38,710 --> 01:10:41,107
I don't know anybody who
would wear a bloody earmuff.

1527
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:45,578
Gus, I know
where the outside man is.

1528
01:10:45,645 --> 01:10:47,681
Shawn, will you get
your hand off my knee?

1529
01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:54,921
Gus, for the last time,

1530
01:10:54,988 --> 01:10:57,230
someone from this ice bar

1531
01:10:57,123 --> 01:10:59,159
went to the Herschel House
covered in blood

1532
01:10:59,259 --> 01:11:01,127
and got stitched up
mob doctor style.

1533
01:11:01,194 --> 01:11:03,196
Our highly-skilled tracking dog,

1534
01:11:03,296 --> 01:11:05,310
along for the assist
with this earmuff,

1535
01:11:05,131 --> 01:11:06,766
is going to lead us
right to them.

1536
01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:08,768
Shawn, we've done
this routine before.

1537
01:11:08,835 --> 01:11:10,537
Do you not know
the definition of insanity?

1538
01:11:10,637 --> 01:11:13,390
Gus, please, I'm going to
leave the leash on this time.

1539
01:11:13,139 --> 01:11:15,942
So? Morrissey, smell this muff.

1540
01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:21,781
Good news, bad news.

1541
01:11:21,848 --> 01:11:23,650
What's the bad news?
He ate the earmuff.

1542
01:11:23,717 --> 01:11:24,884
What's the good news?

1543
01:11:24,984 --> 01:11:27,530
He clearly took on the
scent, Gus, body and soul,

1544
01:11:27,153 --> 01:11:29,723
and he will now lead us
to the owner of said muff.

1545
01:11:29,823 --> 01:11:30,890
Come on, son.

1546
01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,664
I'll be damned.

1547
01:11:37,731 --> 01:11:39,632
You're almost there,
man. Come on, come on in.

1548
01:11:40,967 --> 01:11:42,669
What?

1549
01:11:42,736 --> 01:11:45,538
It took four minutes for you
to get inside that window.

1550
01:11:45,638 --> 01:11:46,906
Juliet Spencer O'Hara.

1551
01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:49,476
Shawn, I have never been
more angry with you.

1552
01:11:49,542 --> 01:11:50,643
You can't be angry.

1553
01:11:50,710 --> 01:11:52,512
Why? Your blood
pressure, obviously.

1554
01:11:52,579 --> 01:11:54,180
What? My blood pressure is fine.

1555
01:11:54,247 --> 01:11:55,315
What are you doing here?

1556
01:11:55,382 --> 01:11:58,251
We are trying to solve this
case so you don't get busted.

1557
01:11:58,351 --> 01:12:00,920
We have evidence that the guy Lassie
thought he imagined is actually real,

1558
01:12:01,210 --> 01:12:02,856
came from this place,
and is a VIP.

1559
01:12:02,922 --> 01:12:04,824
More importantly, what are you
doing here? You shouldn't be alone.

1560
01:12:04,891 --> 01:12:06,260
I'm not alone.

1561
01:12:06,893 --> 01:12:09,229
I wasn't gonna let
her come here alone.

1562
01:12:09,329 --> 01:12:11,865
Now, where's this evidence?
Currently, Morrissey's stomach.

1563
01:12:11,931 --> 01:12:14,401
Or in his intestines. Either
way, it can come back up at any time.

1564
01:12:14,501 --> 01:12:16,569
What's your lead? Final
bullet that shot Lassiter.

1565
01:12:16,669 --> 01:12:18,571
I found it.
And I found the gun

1566
01:12:18,672 --> 01:12:21,107
with the information she
didn't directly give to me.

1567
01:12:21,207 --> 01:12:22,208
Nice, babe.

1568
01:12:22,275 --> 01:12:23,543
I'm proud of you.
Now...

1569
01:12:24,411 --> 01:12:26,780
Is there anything else
you'd like to say to me?

1570
01:12:28,348 --> 01:12:29,549
Yes.
Wait.

1571
01:12:29,616 --> 01:12:31,751
All right, I'm ready.

1572
01:12:31,851 --> 01:12:37,123
The slug was traced to a
rare Norwegian-made pistol

1573
01:12:37,223 --> 01:12:38,591
registered to Ova Asblorn.

1574
01:12:38,692 --> 01:12:42,228
No, not that.
Ova? The bar owner?

1575
01:12:43,697 --> 01:12:46,366
No, no. He's just
a sweet retiree

1576
01:12:46,433 --> 01:12:48,802
enjoying the second chapter of his
life, owning a mountaintop watering hole.

1577
01:12:48,902 --> 01:12:50,870
We're talking about Ova Asblorn?

1578
01:12:50,937 --> 01:12:52,572
- Yes.
- The Butcher of Bodo?

1579
01:12:52,639 --> 01:12:54,574
The Butcher of what?
No, "Boo-de."

1580
01:12:54,641 --> 01:12:56,760
"Boo-de."
Purse your lips.

1581
01:12:56,142 --> 01:12:57,410
That's a dope nickname.

1582
01:12:57,477 --> 01:12:58,545
Unless he's an actual butcher.

1583
01:12:58,611 --> 01:12:59,979
Then it's a little on the nose.

1584
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,149
No, Ova's a gunrunner, a
drug dealer, an extortionist,

1585
01:13:03,249 --> 01:13:05,510
ran a major crime
syndicate in Norway.

1586
01:13:05,118 --> 01:13:06,820
At least, before he almost died.

1587
01:13:08,121 --> 01:13:10,457
I used to run
a different business.

1588
01:13:10,557 --> 01:13:12,559
Please stop touching my scar.

1589
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:17,497
My gooshen, Gus.
Ova had a stroke.

1590
01:13:17,597 --> 01:13:19,799
He was a patient
in the Herschel House.

1591
01:13:19,899 --> 01:13:22,435
He's the outside man
and Lassiter's shooter.

1592
01:13:22,502 --> 01:13:24,170
Which means
Dr. Herschel is on the inside

1593
01:13:24,270 --> 01:13:26,673
digging out the dirty secrets
of his rich *** patients.

1594
01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:29,175
Feeding them to Ova on the
outside to shake down the victims.

1595
01:13:29,275 --> 01:13:31,444
Nobody ever put those
two together until now.

1596
01:13:31,511 --> 01:13:33,790
Could you
do it? Would you do it?

1597
01:13:33,179 --> 01:13:34,714
Guys?
Morrissey?

1598
01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:46,459
I guess it's not Ova.

1599
01:13:46,559 --> 01:13:47,560
It's Ova.

1600
01:13:48,294 --> 01:13:49,429
Yeah, but
it's not "ova."

1601
01:13:49,529 --> 01:13:50,797
Shawn, it's Ova.

1602
01:13:50,897 --> 01:13:52,365
Gus, this is nowhere
near "ova."

1603
01:13:52,432 --> 01:13:53,800
It's Ova right there.
Guys.

1604
01:13:59,706 --> 01:14:00,940
That dog doesn't care
about anything.

1605
01:14:03,209 --> 01:14:04,744
Okay, we got to get out of here.

1606
01:14:17,557 --> 01:14:20,326
Come on, dude. Did you
just put on a dead man's earmuffs?

1607
01:14:20,427 --> 01:14:22,896
He can have them back whenever
he wants them back, Shawn.

1608
01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:27,000
Got him.

1609
01:14:28,168 --> 01:14:30,470
Per... Pern... Per...

1610
01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:31,671
What am I looking for?
Per...

1611
01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:32,939
- I have to roll the "R" like that?
- Yes.

1612
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,575
Pe-a-r...
Listen to me, man. I see it.

1613
01:14:35,642 --> 01:14:37,944
That's Per.
He's my son.

1614
01:14:38,110 --> 01:14:40,780
He's already displeased with
me and my career choices.

1615
01:14:40,847 --> 01:14:43,249
Your dad, sweet old Ova, right?

1616
01:14:43,316 --> 01:14:44,984
He suddenly has a stroke
and then, boom,

1617
01:14:45,850 --> 01:14:47,870
he wants to go down
the straight and narrow?

1618
01:14:47,153 --> 01:14:48,455
He wants to turn over
a new leaf,

1619
01:14:48,521 --> 01:14:50,290
and he gives up
the family business.

1620
01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:54,327
What?
What are you saying?

1621
01:14:54,427 --> 01:14:57,697
I've waited my whole life
for my moment.

1622
01:14:57,797 --> 01:14:59,299
Right, fathers.

1623
01:14:59,366 --> 01:15:02,469
They disappoint us, man. That's...
That's what they do. Trust me, I know.

1624
01:15:02,535 --> 01:15:04,537
Sometimes, in very rare cases,

1625
01:15:04,637 --> 01:15:08,675
the hospitals that care
for them use their secrets

1626
01:15:08,775 --> 01:15:11,778
to blackmail
their families, right?

1627
01:15:13,646 --> 01:15:16,383
Well, they tried.
But I changed the deal.

1628
01:15:16,483 --> 01:15:18,180
Made myself a partner.

1629
01:15:18,118 --> 01:15:19,819
It was better than organized crime.

1630
01:15:21,121 --> 01:15:23,156
No, you're going
into Norwegian again. We don't have...

1631
01:15:23,223 --> 01:15:26,590
Your friend Lassiter,
he got too close.

1632
01:15:26,159 --> 01:15:28,995
I didn't think he'd make it
after I shot him.

1633
01:15:30,964 --> 01:15:32,665
Chief, help
me out here. What is he saying?

1634
01:15:32,732 --> 01:15:35,201
How should I know? Aren't
you Swedish or something?

1635
01:15:35,301 --> 01:15:37,237
No. Then did he see my face?

1636
01:15:37,337 --> 01:15:39,239
Did he remember anything?

1637
01:15:39,339 --> 01:15:41,141
There was only one way
to find out.

1638
01:15:41,808 --> 01:15:45,412
Get him into the right
recovery home and watch him.

1639
01:15:45,512 --> 01:15:47,814
Gus?

1640
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:49,849
What are you guys
doing back here?

1641
01:15:49,916 --> 01:15:51,551
How many of you are there?

1642
01:15:51,651 --> 01:15:53,987
- Selene?
- Gus?

1643
01:15:54,540 --> 01:15:56,356
I... I went to the
hospital. I saw her.

1644
01:15:56,423 --> 01:15:58,391
Your nurse.
What?

1645
01:15:58,491 --> 01:16:00,527
Yeah. You know,
I don't hate her.

1646
01:16:01,161 --> 01:16:02,762
She's kind, pretty.

1647
01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:04,931
I mean, I... I really wish
she wasn't your choice.

1648
01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:06,232
She's not my choice.

1649
01:16:06,332 --> 01:16:07,767
- No, just stay here!
- Stop! Stop!

1650
01:16:07,867 --> 01:16:08,902
All of you!

1651
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:10,603
There is only one way this ends.

1652
01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:12,572
So let's just get on with it.

1653
01:16:13,730 --> 01:16:14,207
She dies first.

1654
01:16:14,374 --> 01:16:16,509
No, you won't!
Shawn, step back!

1655
01:16:18,445 --> 01:16:19,913
You will not shoot my wife.

1656
01:16:22,215 --> 01:16:23,216
She's pregnant.

1657
01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:24,851
What?

1658
01:16:24,918 --> 01:16:27,921
Jules, I know and I'm ready.

1659
01:16:28,888 --> 01:16:30,560
That's a lie.

1660
01:16:30,123 --> 01:16:32,525
I'm not ready. I'm
not even sort of ready.

1661
01:16:32,592 --> 01:16:34,561
But, I mean, I figure once the
whole two-year gestation period

1662
01:16:34,627 --> 01:16:36,563
plays itself out, I mean,
how far along are we?

1663
01:16:36,629 --> 01:16:37,697
Shawn. I'm just
trying to figure out

1664
01:16:37,764 --> 01:16:39,733
how much time
we have. I have.

1665
01:16:39,799 --> 01:16:40,900
We're not talking hours, right?

1666
01:16:40,967 --> 01:16:43,470
Like, nothing's gonna break and start
cascading, right? Nothing...

1667
01:16:43,570 --> 01:16:45,939
Shawn, if this is some sort
of weird distraction move,

1668
01:16:46,390 --> 01:16:47,607
stop it!
Step out of the open.

1669
01:16:47,707 --> 01:16:49,743
I'm not gonna let you
shoot Shules' baby, either.

1670
01:16:49,809 --> 01:16:51,277
What's a Shules?

1671
01:16:51,378 --> 01:16:52,979
You people are making
my head hurt.

1672
01:16:53,790 --> 01:16:55,915
Shawn, step out of the open,
or I will shoot you myself.

1673
01:16:55,982 --> 01:16:57,500
I am not pregnant.

1674
01:16:57,117 --> 01:16:59,219
Can you two figure this out
in your own time?

1675
01:16:59,285 --> 01:17:01,870
Sweetheart, I get it. You
wanted to tell me yourself,

1676
01:17:01,154 --> 01:17:03,890
but I saw the pregnancy test
in your car.

1677
01:17:03,156 --> 01:17:04,991
What?
Excuse me?

1678
01:17:05,910 --> 01:17:07,727
May I speak
to my friends, please?

1679
01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:09,796
By all means.

1680
01:17:10,830 --> 01:17:14,234
Gus, I couldn't find you
for two days.

1681
01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:16,200
You went radio silent on me.

1682
01:17:16,102 --> 01:17:18,772
And I wanted to see how
you really felt about us

1683
01:17:18,838 --> 01:17:20,273
before I told you.

1684
01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:21,641
Told me what?

1685
01:17:23,309 --> 01:17:24,744
The pregnancy test is mine.

1686
01:17:24,811 --> 01:17:26,179
Praise be.

1687
01:17:28,181 --> 01:17:29,182
Me?

1688
01:17:41,294 --> 01:17:44,297
I know you hate the late night
routine, Carlton, but bottoms up.

1689
01:17:46,599 --> 01:17:48,101
Hey, I don't recognize
any of these pills.

1690
01:17:50,270 --> 01:17:51,438
That's 'cause those ones
are different.

1691
01:17:51,504 --> 01:17:53,206
Those are designed
to make you go to sleep.

1692
01:17:53,306 --> 01:17:54,341
Forever.

1693
01:17:54,441 --> 01:17:55,775
And if you don't take them,

1694
01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:58,111
then I'll just throw a
shot of this into your drip,

1695
01:17:58,178 --> 01:18:00,447
and Bob will still be
your uncle, I'm afraid.

1696
01:18:02,716 --> 01:18:03,817
Go for it.

1697
01:18:04,484 --> 01:18:06,486
Have it your way, Carlton.

1698
01:18:07,387 --> 01:18:09,322
That gorgeous black friend
of yours and his sidekick

1699
01:18:09,389 --> 01:18:10,457
are not gonna make it back.

1700
01:18:10,523 --> 01:18:11,858
They were easy to manipulate.

1701
01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:14,160
Truth be told,
I like you, Carlton.

1702
01:18:14,227 --> 01:18:15,295
You got soft lips,

1703
01:18:15,362 --> 01:18:18,832
and a chest full of hair plentiful
enough to wig all of Destiny's Child.

1704
01:18:18,898 --> 01:18:22,135
So trust me when I say this is
the last thing I wanted to do today.

1705
01:18:22,202 --> 01:18:24,304
How can you be mixed up
with something like this?

1706
01:18:24,371 --> 01:18:26,172
Mixed up?

1707
01:18:26,239 --> 01:18:28,708
All right, this couldn't possibly
have been my idea, right?

1708
01:18:28,808 --> 01:18:30,310
I mean, as a woman,
I must've been compromised

1709
01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:32,450
or forced to participate, right?

1710
01:18:32,145 --> 01:18:35,215
This was all my idea.
All my baby.

1711
01:18:35,315 --> 01:18:38,840
And that Boy Scout Herschel
couldn't be more oblivious.

1712
01:18:38,184 --> 01:18:41,688
All you had to do
was lie there and eat those ice chips,

1713
01:18:41,755 --> 01:18:46,590
but no, you and the get-along gang
just couldn't leave well enough alone.

1714
01:18:54,734 --> 01:18:56,169
Open your eyes, Carlton.

1715
01:18:58,104 --> 01:18:59,439
You're not going anywhere.

1716
01:18:59,539 --> 01:19:01,408
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to put my foot down.

1717
01:19:01,508 --> 01:19:02,876
I think I'm done.

1718
01:19:02,942 --> 01:19:04,744
I'm no good to anyone like this.

1719
01:19:04,844 --> 01:19:05,845
I can't think straight.

1720
01:19:05,912 --> 01:19:07,800
I can't walk.

1721
01:19:07,180 --> 01:19:08,548
I'm just so tired, Pop.

1722
01:19:08,615 --> 01:19:10,917
Is it your daddy?
Is he back?

1723
01:19:11,170 --> 01:19:14,354
Well, you tell him you're
gonna see him very soon.

1724
01:19:15,422 --> 01:19:16,589
So tired.

1725
01:19:16,690 --> 01:19:17,757
Think about Marlowe.

1726
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:19,626
Think about Lily.

1727
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,295
They need you.
Like I needed you?

1728
01:19:23,530 --> 01:19:25,765
I am so sorry
that I wasn't with you.

1729
01:19:25,865 --> 01:19:29,402
But I promise I didn't
miss a single thing.

1730
01:19:29,469 --> 01:19:31,271
The day caught your first fish,

1731
01:19:31,371 --> 01:19:33,390
when you hit your
first and only home run,

1732
01:19:33,106 --> 01:19:34,474
it was a foul ball.

1733
01:19:34,574 --> 01:19:35,575
I know.

1734
01:19:36,109 --> 01:19:38,945
Well, I wasn't gonna tell
anyone. I was dead.

1735
01:19:41,381 --> 01:19:42,749
I'm so proud of you, Carlton.

1736
01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:46,386
You said you were gonna be fine.

1737
01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:48,388
You said Lassiters tough it out.

1738
01:19:49,422 --> 01:19:51,910
I never got to say goodbye.

1739
01:19:51,157 --> 01:19:52,292
Yeah.

1740
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:56,429
It was supposed to be a routine
byp***. It was a blood clot.

1741
01:19:58,498 --> 01:19:59,799
But you,

1742
01:20:00,266 --> 01:20:01,301
you have a choice.

1743
01:20:02,769 --> 01:20:03,937
You are not done yet.

1744
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,472
What if I don't get better?

1745
01:20:05,572 --> 01:20:07,741
How am I supposed to
teach Lily how to fly fish

1746
01:20:07,807 --> 01:20:09,175
with just one working hand?

1747
01:20:09,275 --> 01:20:11,978
You will get better,
so live for us both.

1748
01:20:12,779 --> 01:20:14,447
Be the husband and father
that I didn't get to be.

1749
01:20:15,181 --> 01:20:17,484
You gotta fight, Carlton.
Fight for your family.

1750
01:20:18,685 --> 01:20:20,860
Fight for your queen.

1751
01:20:20,987 --> 01:20:22,422
I'm just so tired, Pop.

1752
01:20:23,456 --> 01:20:25,258
Just let me sleep
for ten minutes.

1753
01:20:26,326 --> 01:20:27,927
That's it.

1754
01:20:27,994 --> 01:20:31,598
Sweet, sweet surrender.

1755
01:20:31,664 --> 01:20:34,667
It's all gonna be over soon.

1756
01:20:35,435 --> 01:20:37,337
Carlton, get up.

1757
01:20:38,505 --> 01:20:41,141
Don't give up, Carlton.
Open your eyes.

1758
01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:48,948
Goodbye, Carlton.

1759
01:20:54,354 --> 01:20:56,523
That's my boy. How did
you get that gun in here?

1760
01:20:56,623 --> 01:20:58,525
He actually has three.
One in the chair,

1761
01:20:58,625 --> 01:21:02,495
one in the fireplace, and one
right up his chute, a little John Dilly

1762
01:21:02,562 --> 01:21:03,897
Dad, I got this.

1763
01:21:04,698 --> 01:21:08,100
I forgive you. I'm sorry.
I just miss you so much.

1764
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,503
I'm damn proud to be a Lassiter.

1765
01:21:11,705 --> 01:21:13,807
You have the right
to remain silent.

1766
01:21:18,311 --> 01:21:20,213
He can go by Danger,
he can go by Shaft.

1767
01:21:20,313 --> 01:21:22,916
He can go by Shafty,
he can go by De'Shaft.

1768
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:24,250
That's God's comma.

1769
01:21:24,351 --> 01:21:26,152
Yes, it has
the God's comma in it.

1770
01:21:26,219 --> 01:21:28,254
Excuse me, Shawn. Can
I talk to my baby's daddy?

1771
01:21:28,355 --> 01:21:29,522
Of course.
Thank you.

1772
01:21:29,589 --> 01:21:31,257
Good boy, dude.
Come on, son.

1773
01:21:31,524 --> 01:21:34,270
How are you feeling, my
little chocolate chippy-chip?

1774
01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:37,630
I'm... I'm fine. You... You
know, I didn't really faint before.

1775
01:21:37,163 --> 01:21:38,431
I was just resting my legs.

1776
01:21:38,531 --> 01:21:40,266
Yes. Rest those legs.

1777
01:21:40,367 --> 01:21:41,768
Now, listen.

1778
01:21:41,868 --> 01:21:43,937
I know all of this
happened very fast.

1779
01:21:44,370 --> 01:21:46,339
Yes.
So...

1780
01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:49,876
Burton Guster...

1781
01:21:49,943 --> 01:21:52,112
Will you... SHAWN
: timeout...

1782
01:21:52,212 --> 01:21:55,150
Selene, I think you've
flipped-flopped the situation here.

1783
01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:57,217
Shawn. You're
ruining everything.

1784
01:21:57,283 --> 01:21:59,552
This is exactly how I
imagined it would go.

1785
01:22:00,787 --> 01:22:02,355
I'm gonna be a godmother.

1786
01:22:02,422 --> 01:22:04,591
Chief, she's my best friend.

1787
01:22:04,691 --> 01:22:08,261
So, Burton Guster,

1788
01:22:08,361 --> 01:22:11,464
will you make me the
happiest woman on this planet,

1789
01:22:11,564 --> 01:22:13,967
on Eris and Pluto...

1790
01:22:14,670 --> 01:22:16,236
And Pluto?
And marry me?

1791
01:22:16,302 --> 01:22:19,720
Yes. I will do that.

1792
01:22:20,774 --> 01:22:22,409
Now...

1793
01:22:23,276 --> 01:22:25,545
Selene, will you marry me

1794
01:22:25,612 --> 01:22:28,548
and protect me from spiders
and polar bears and...

1795
01:22:29,883 --> 01:22:31,584
Agree to live next door
to Shawn and Jules

1796
01:22:31,651 --> 01:22:33,787
and have connecting pools
in our backyards

1797
01:22:33,887 --> 01:22:35,922
and a lazy river running
through our living rooms?

1798
01:22:36,823 --> 01:22:38,391
That's a ton to unpack.

1799
01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:39,726
It is.

1800
01:22:39,793 --> 01:22:41,795
You know what?
Yes, I will!

1801
01:22:41,895 --> 01:22:43,296
Yes!
What?

1802
01:22:43,396 --> 01:22:44,831
Yes!

1803
01:22:46,433 --> 01:22:48,168
Yeah.

1804
01:22:49,969 --> 01:22:53,390
Sure you're not upset
about the whole no kid thing?

1805
01:22:53,139 --> 01:22:55,141
What? No.
Not even a little.

1806
01:22:55,208 --> 01:22:56,209
I love you. Yeah.

1807
01:22:56,309 --> 01:22:57,811
You're my person.
Yeah.

1808
01:22:59,412 --> 01:23:03,850
Now we just have one
tiny little detail to iron out.

1809
01:23:03,917 --> 01:23:05,318
What's that?
I'm still married.

1810
01:23:05,385 --> 01:23:07,387
What? Don't worry
about it. We'll figure it out.

1811
01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:08,688
What?

1812
01:23:14,894 --> 01:23:16,496
How does it feel?

1813
01:23:17,330 --> 01:23:19,990
Blessed be the fruit?

1814
01:23:27,407 --> 01:23:28,842
You guys...

1815
01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:32,512
You guys go ahead.
I'm gonna stay behind.

1816
01:23:32,579 --> 01:23:34,140
Wait. Here?

1817
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:36,549
Yes. I spoke
to Butterfly.

1818
01:23:36,616 --> 01:23:38,752
She just wants me
to live my best life.

1819
01:23:38,852 --> 01:23:40,420
Also, she hates me.

1820
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:42,589
I think this is where
I'm meant to be.

1821
01:23:42,889 --> 01:23:45,225
From now on,
I will be Dr. Catalon.

1822
01:23:45,925 --> 01:23:48,228
And you two are sworn
to keep my secret.

1823
01:23:48,294 --> 01:23:50,530
Excuse me, Dr. Catalon.

1824
01:23:50,597 --> 01:23:53,266
I'm sorry to say
I'm a bit flummoxed.

1825
01:23:53,366 --> 01:23:56,870
There appears to be someone
here claiming to be you.

1826
01:23:58,204 --> 01:24:00,400
Ho!

1827
01:24:00,106 --> 01:24:01,207
Really?

1828
01:24:05,378 --> 01:24:08,114
Gentlemen, the door.

1829
01:24:08,815 --> 01:24:11,885
Carlton, that is what
they call a collar's collar.

1830
01:24:11,951 --> 01:24:16,560
And I knew the second they
admitted you to this beautiful facility,

1831
01:24:16,122 --> 01:24:18,158
that someday, you'd find a way

1832
01:24:18,258 --> 01:24:19,826
to discharge your weapon inside.

1833
01:24:19,926 --> 01:24:21,995
Thank you, both of you.

1834
01:24:22,950 --> 01:24:23,430
What for?

1835
01:24:23,496 --> 01:24:24,764
How much time you got, Henry?

1836
01:24:29,402 --> 01:24:32,672
So, are you ready
to see Marlowe?

1837
01:24:32,772 --> 01:24:34,574
Question is, is she
ready to see me?

1838
01:24:34,641 --> 01:24:37,444
I think she's ready to see you.

1839
01:24:37,510 --> 01:24:39,946
O'Hara, I made her go away.

1840
01:24:40,130 --> 01:24:41,247
I know you did.

1841
01:24:41,314 --> 01:24:43,450
I couldn't stand the thought of her
seeing me like this one more day

1842
01:24:43,516 --> 01:24:45,785
stuck in that bed
and stuck in this chair.

1843
01:24:46,686 --> 01:24:48,922
That woman is the greatest
thing that's ever happened to me.

1844
01:24:48,988 --> 01:24:51,910
Agree.
Two agree.

1845
01:24:58,932 --> 01:25:00,266
Hello, my love.

1846
01:25:02,502 --> 01:25:04,137
Stop, please.

1847
01:25:07,507 --> 01:25:08,775
I... I'm sorry.

1848
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:10,110
Did I...

1849
01:25:42,142 --> 01:25:43,810
Hi, baby.
Hi.

1850
01:25:47,313 --> 01:25:51,418
I just wanted to look my wife in
the eye when I said, "Let's go home."

1851
01:25:58,758 --> 01:26:00,360
I love you so much, baby.

1852
01:26:00,427 --> 01:26:01,861
I love you.

1853
01:26:15,742 --> 01:26:16,743
Bye, Pop.

1854
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:39,632
There he goes.
Hey, hey.

1855
01:26:39,699 --> 01:26:42,702
Hey, wait up!
Sir... Sir, stop!

