1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:08,408 * * 2 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:36,269 [sirens wail] [indistinct chatter] 3 00:00:53,190 --> 00:00:55,522 - I don't know what's going on. I didn't do any of this. 4 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,757 - You can see this all unfolding behind us here. 5 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,959 The killer had, up until this point, 6 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,128 managed to elude identification... 7 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:04,297 - Excuse me. - Despite leaving behind... 8 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:05,932 - Excuse me, please. Thank you. 9 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,434 Excuse me. 10 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,935 This is outrageous. 11 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:10,970 My client has no comment. 12 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:12,205 - Step aside, please. 13 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,773 We need to get him in for processing. 14 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,710 - Hold on. You got the wrong guy. 15 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:17,711 - Whoa. 16 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:20,313 - Chief. 17 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:22,615 - That's right. I'm back. 18 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,451 Drink it in. 19 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,453 - Who's this guy? 20 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,288 - He's the chief of police. 21 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,789 [excited chatter] 22 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,592 Aren't you supposed to be rehabbing right now? 23 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,127 - As long as I've got a police scanner, 24 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,620 consider me multitasking and on the job. 25 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:37,764 - I will, sir. From here on out. 26 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:40,266 - Now listen up, because this one's got a twist. 27 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,435 [excited chatter continues] 28 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,838 Your suspect has chest hair. - Chest hair? 29 00:01:44,904 --> 00:01:46,840 - I mean, it's child's play compared to mine, 30 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:48,740 but our killer waxes. 31 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,310 - Okay, but we have matching tire prints. 32 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:51,678 - Right tires, wrong wear. 33 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,179 - But he's got the same neck tattoo 34 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:54,914 as the ATM security footage. 35 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,160 - Wrong side of the spine. 36 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:57,751 - Chief, all due respect, 37 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:01,588 but this would require a frame job of epic proportions. 38 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:04,691 - Which is why you need to arrest his lawyer. 39 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:05,692 - What? 40 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:08,995 - His own lawyer framed him. How? 41 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:11,498 - It's simple. 42 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:14,868 You take an empanada, wrap it in a burrito. 43 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,370 - Excuse me? 44 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,272 - Uh-- - Gus, quiet! 45 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,674 I know it is not on the menu, 46 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,676 but an empanada-rito is not an unreasonable request 47 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,678 because they have made it for me in the past. 48 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,279 - Nope. Nope. I won't do it, Shawn. 49 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,481 Their tortillas cannot support the filling and the weight 50 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:29,816 of a pastry shell. 51 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,551 I'm not gonna walk up to the takeout counter 52 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,520 looking like an amateur, especially when I only have 53 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:35,121 one more hole left on my punch card! 54 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,390 - Gus, don't be Adrien Brody's last breath in "The Village." 55 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,125 I am trying to break down Lassiter's case here. 56 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,193 Will you kindly suck it? 57 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:41,327 - You suck it. - Suck it! 58 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,629 - Did he just tell me to suck it? 59 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,830 - You suck it. - You suck it. 60 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:44,831 - You flame-suck it. 61 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:46,299 - Flame-suck it! 62 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,168 - I think he told you to flame-suck it. 63 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:49,836 - How dare you? 64 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,471 - Wait a second. 65 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,406 Is this thing on when I press the button or when I let it go? 66 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:54,841 - Oh, my gosh. 67 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:57,510 - So how does this tortilla fit into the case? 68 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,312 - Lass, can you hear me? Hello? 69 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,649 - Um, it does by, um, 70 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,684 by virtue of the, um... 71 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,754 empanada. 72 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:12,559 Hey, that's a fun word to say. Empanada. 73 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,994 - Uh-oh. He's improvising, Gus. 74 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,730 This could be trouble, and it's your fault. 75 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:17,664 - It's not good. 76 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,733 - Empanada. Emp-empanada. 77 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,735 - It's not good. If you could've wait 78 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,436 five minutes, controlled your appetite, 79 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:25,238 five minutes, we could've order, like gentlemen. 80 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,574 - I have been waiting, Shawn. - We could've done this first, 81 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,908 and then everything would've been-- 82 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,577 - I have been waiting. I have been waiting. 83 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,178 - Ah, screw it. You know what you did. 84 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,749 - What? - Book him, McNab. 85 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:36,750 - On what? 86 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,180 - Book him. Get him out of here. 87 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,586 Get that lousy sack of crap out of here. 88 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,220 - Okay, well, he--he wrapped it up. He's walking away. 89 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:44,240 He must have pulled it off, no thanks to you. 90 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:45,725 - Suck it, Shawn. - Suck it, sucki-tavi. 91 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,727 - Suck it, sucki-tavi? - Suck it, sucki-tavi. 92 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:48,762 - Suck it. - Sick-tav. 93 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:49,763 - Suck it, suck it. - Tav. 94 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,197 - Suck it. - Suck-tav. 95 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,932 - * Suck it, suck it * - * Rikki-tikki, tikki * 96 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,768 * Rikki-tikki, tikki * - * Suck it, suck it * 97 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,202 - * The mongoose killed the snake * 98 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,637 - Sss-ka! - * The mongoose * 99 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,390 * Killed the snake * - Sss-ka! 100 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:00,306 - * The mongoose killed the snake * 101 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,641 - Sss-ka! 102 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,610 - * That mongoose killed the * - Sss-ka! 103 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:04,778 Of course I want rice and beans. 104 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,414 - Get extra guac. - And extra guac, please. 105 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:08,882 - I was so humiliated. 106 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,384 - Oh, come on, Lass. 107 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,286 You're acting like we did it on purpose. 108 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:14,888 Look, we gave them more than enough 109 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,389 to think twice about the arrest, 110 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,924 and you cut a mean silhouette. 111 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,492 I mean, look at that pocket square 112 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:22,228 sticking out like a little hipster turtlehead. 113 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,630 Now, let's get you home, huh? 114 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:24,998 Gus and I have a long day ahead of us. 115 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:26,966 - This thing really drives from either side? 116 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,570 - You kidding? It's the Dualberry. 117 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,500 That means it's got two of everything. 118 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,474 Two steering wheels, two sets of brakes, 119 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:36,443 seven ashtrays, zero cupholders, 120 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:37,977 and exactly one working spark plug. 121 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:39,679 It's great if you feel like delivering mail 122 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,315 or pulling into a drive-through backwards. 123 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:44,651 - Do you mind if I, um, 124 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,486 ride in the driver's seat? 125 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:58,531 Don't think we're having a moment. 126 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:00,967 - Oh, no. No, no, no. You're having a moment. 127 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,360 I'm just watching, like Mr. Miyagi 128 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,505 at the very, very end of "Karate Kid 1." 129 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:08,608 Of course, if you're really feeling it, 130 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,176 we can hold hands. 131 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,979 - I would rather wear those shoes that look like gloves. 132 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:13,947 - All right. 133 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:19,552 - [sighs] Damn it, I miss this. 134 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:24,157 - Look, Lassie, 135 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,826 you can drive Gus and I around any time you want. 136 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,628 Isn't that right, Gus? - Shawn, you don't 137 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,698 interrupt a man when he's selecting napkin rings. 138 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,670 - He's been a little lost in wedding planning lately. 139 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,402 - Yeah, don't care. 140 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,470 How do you two want to handle tomorrow? 141 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,738 - Tomorrow? - Well, obviously, 142 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,730 there'll be a briefing on our case. 143 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,875 I need to know how I came up with all that stuff. 144 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:42,976 - Nope. 145 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:44,344 - Now, why is Gus just saying "nope"? 146 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:45,545 - Tell him, Shawn. 147 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,414 - Tell me what, Shawn? 148 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,490 - [sighs] Right. 149 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:53,586 Well, Lassie, I know this has been a big case for the SBPD, 150 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:57,223 and the last few weeks have seemed like old times, 151 00:05:57,257 --> 00:06:00,226 but the truth is we can't keep coming down here 152 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:03,763 and helping you solve crimes from the bush. 153 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,765 But the good news is, you don't need us. 154 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:09,690 I mean, look at yourself, man. 155 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,571 Look at your beard. 156 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,907 You're ready to fly, 157 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,376 like an eagle or a shark, into the future. 158 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,945 - My gut is telling me pewter. 159 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,614 But this brushed nickel has some real nice weight to it. 160 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,920 - Nope. You're doing it. 161 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,428 - Lassie, might I remind you that we live five hours away? 162 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,397 - They're coming after my job. 163 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,465 - What? 164 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:39,766 - They're circling like wolves. 165 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,901 - Who's circling? Buzz? 166 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,938 [chuckles] Buzz McNab? 167 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:46,873 He does have those little fangs. 168 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,976 Look, you don't need us, okay? You're Lassiter. 169 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,578 - Hey, Dad. Hey, Shawn. 170 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,380 Hey, Magic Head. - Hello. 171 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,216 - Dad, I've got some bad news. - What's that, honey? 172 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,651 - You're gonna have to do my math homework for me. 173 00:06:58,718 --> 00:06:59,986 I'm feeling kind of lazy 174 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,122 and Mom says it's too hard for her. 175 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,656 - Aww. 176 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,959 Your mother's doing something clever, Lily, called lying. 177 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,927 Besides, Daddy's got a date with the police scanner. 178 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,630 You don't show tomorrow, you're dead to me. 179 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,990 - Dad, we're not done talking about this. 180 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,700 - What do you want? - Whoa. 181 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:22,342 Pop, I haven't seen you in weeks. 182 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,643 Consider this a wellness check. 183 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,780 Can I come in? - I'm busy, Shawn. 184 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,479 What do you need? Spit it out. 185 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:28,148 - Okay, fine. I need you 186 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,483 to hide in the bushes and help Lassie solve cases. 187 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:31,985 - I am too old to play Cyrano, Shawn, 188 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:36,220 and I told you this was a bad idea to get involved. 189 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:37,957 He's not ready yet. - Really? 190 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,793 'Cause he tried to run over a squirrel on the way home. 191 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,128 - He's plateauing. 192 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,631 He hasn't made significant progress in months. 193 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,990 Doctor says it could be a phase. 194 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,768 It also could be his new normal. 195 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,137 And he's terrified of never being a cop again. 196 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,340 You know that's how he defines himself. 197 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,607 You guys coming down here 198 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,176 to give him some hope, that's great. 199 00:07:56,209 --> 00:08:00,280 But you can't give him false hope. 200 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,482 Do you understand? 201 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,284 - Oh, no, I had no idea. 202 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,119 - All right, look. I'll give him a call. 203 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,188 I'll talk him through bits of the case. 204 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,190 But that's it. 205 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,224 Anything else? 206 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,995 - Yeah. Yeah. 207 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:19,566 As a matter of fact, I'm having a bit of a crisis of my own. 208 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,501 - Oh, good luck with that. 209 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:24,137 - Hey! What is this? 210 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,205 - Ow, ow, ow! 211 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,207 - I come by to talk to my father. 212 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,541 I'm reaching out. 213 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,543 This is the kind of stuff you live for. 214 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:32,450 Oh. Do you have a woman back there? 215 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:33,380 - [stammers] 216 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,882 - [sniffs] Smells like wood. 217 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,250 Do you have a wooden woman back there? 218 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,719 - Wait, wait. Shawn, whatever you need, 219 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,154 you can say it from right here. 220 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:48,161 - It's Gus. 221 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,300 It just feels like we're drifting apart. 222 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,564 I mean, lately I'll send him a text, 223 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:54,401 and he just responds with an emoji, 224 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:55,869 or by emphasizing my text. 225 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,338 And I'm like, "I know. I sent it." 226 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:02,800 - All male friendships die at fatherhood, Shawn. 227 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:04,177 I tried to prepare you for this when you were younger. 228 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,445 - I don't remember that. 229 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,380 - That's because you have a very selective memory. 230 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,215 - Well, sure, what's the point of having a memory 231 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,750 if you can't choose what to remember? 232 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,118 It's called America. - All right, look. 233 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,688 Here's the thing: he is evolving. 234 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,389 And this next chapter in Gus' life 235 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,250 is gonna be like nothing he's ever experienced before, 236 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:20,860 and he couldn't be less prepared. 237 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,230 And I suspect he is gonna love every waking moment. 238 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,800 - Well, guess what. I'm evolving too, 239 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,401 so how come we can't evolve together, 240 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:31,237 like NSYNC, when they opened that hot dog stand? 241 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,873 - Go talk to your best friend. Tell him you love him. 242 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,542 Tell him you'll always be there for him. 243 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,910 And you'll figure it out, 244 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,813 even if it doesn't involve adjoining waterslides. 245 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,614 - Shawn, we gotta bounce. 246 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:44,617 [sniffs deeply] 247 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:45,985 - Guster? 248 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,787 - Are you building a wooden woman? 249 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:56,629 - Gus, I love you, man. 250 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,965 But we always said that if one of us starts acting crazy 251 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,735 about our wedding or looming childbirth, 252 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,969 the other one would speak up, right? 253 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,137 - I love you, too, Shawn, 254 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,638 and you just made up that agreement. 255 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,773 - I'm worried about us, man. 256 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,509 - [exhales contentedly] 257 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:12,278 - Okay, what is this? - It's an explosive device. 258 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,614 - Why is it giftwrapped? - It's a gender-reveal box. 259 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,483 - Didn't we use to make fun of things like this? 260 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,652 - Yes, but not anymore. My baby's *** will be revealed 261 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,354 the way the good Lord always intended-- 262 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,323 in a glorious nontoxic powder cloud 263 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,858 in front of 35 of my closest friends. 264 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,693 - You don't have 35 close friends. 265 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,280 - For the sake of my wedding, I do. 266 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,196 Now, please, unzip the wedding duffel. 267 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,165 If it starts to beep, take cover. 268 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,666 - This is exactly what I'm talking about. 269 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,100 - Sorry, Shawn, 270 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:38,505 I just have so much on my plate right now. 271 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,400 - But you were married before. 272 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:43,176 - Shawn, I was drunk on dark rum, spiced rum, and wormwood. 273 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,378 I eloped. That nearly killed my parents. 274 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,379 And now I'm on the road 275 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,614 to having a child out of wedlock. 276 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,382 I can't do that to my sweet mother's soul. 277 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,284 She needs a church wedding and a baptism, 278 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,719 and that's what she's gonna get. 279 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,354 - Fine. So pick a date already. 280 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,856 - I can't! Selene hasn't gotten the divorce papers signed yet. 281 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,358 - Why not? - I don't know. 282 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,959 - Let me help you. Give me this guy's name. 283 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,227 - She won't tell me that either. 284 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,862 - That doesn't strike you as weird? 285 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,497 Can we try the ice cream logs? 286 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,499 - She says she wants to take care of herself. 287 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,168 She says she doesn't need some man to swoop in 288 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,569 to solve her problems for her. 289 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:10,537 - She said that? - She did. 290 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,871 - Aloud? - Yes! 291 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,340 - Does she know it would be us swooping in, 292 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,974 and that that's not the same thing at all? 293 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,376 - Shawn, I agreed to let her take care of it, 294 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,877 which is why I'm just trying to focus 295 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,179 on the things I can control. 296 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,381 - Like bouquets. - And an officiant. 297 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,383 I put a pin in Father Westley to perform the ceremony. 298 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,185 - Father Westley specializes in exorcisms. 299 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,188 - He does weddings, too, Shawn. He's also on Cameo. 300 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,391 - But you are certain that she wants a divorce, right? 301 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,560 - Stop asking questions that are freaking me out, Shawn. 302 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,928 I trust Selene. 303 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,696 I'll say it again. I trust her. 304 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,865 - Okay. - We're past eight months, 305 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,400 and that baby won't stop gestating. 306 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,680 I tried to respect her wishes and wait, 307 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,404 but the clock is expiring, and I got a wedding to plan. 308 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,390 [phone buzzes] - I'm here for you, buddy. 309 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,541 - Oh, crap. I gotta meet with the videographer. 310 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,212 - I'll be honest, 311 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,280 I didn't think we'd have to take our pants off for this. 312 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,584 - I didn't ask you to. You are like toddlers. 313 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,720 - Well observed. 314 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,122 Here's a question: 315 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:04,357 can mine be parachute pants? 316 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,293 - You must leave. - Yep. 317 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:16,936 [phone pings] 318 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,607 - [gasps] 319 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,943 Hey! You're back early. 320 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,211 - Just wanted to make sure I'm ready 321 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,613 for our couples dinner tonight. 322 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,548 Thought maybe we could spend some couples time 323 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,116 doing couples things. 324 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,718 - That's so many "couples" for one sentence, 325 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,154 I'm immediately suspicious. What are you up to? 326 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:37,223 - Nothing. Just being super sweet to my nighttime lover. 327 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,825 What do you say we crack a wheel of cheese 328 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,628 and maybe run a background check on-- 329 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,631 - Selene's husband? No. 330 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,800 - You said you wanted to do things together. 331 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,168 - Selene is our family now, 332 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,436 and you have to respect her wishes 333 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,937 and let her handle the situation. 334 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,772 - The situ-- so you know about that. 335 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:53,973 - Of course I do. 336 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,475 She doesn't want to talk about it. 337 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,111 - It's strange, right? - It's not for us to judge. 338 00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,846 - You're wrong. We should be judging everything 339 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,981 all the time. - Shawn. Shawn. 340 00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:04,284 I finally have a real adult friend, 341 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,985 and you are not going to ruin my last shot 342 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:07,153 at being a godparent. 343 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,122 - Godparent? That's something we want? 344 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,490 - Of course we do! 345 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,992 - What if the kid is awful or obsessed with crafts? 346 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,995 - Shawn, Gus and Selene both have sisters in line 347 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,297 in front of me. 348 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,966 And their kids are the closest I'll ever get 349 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,668 to being a parent. 350 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,400 You know, now that we've decided that we're not... 351 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,541 You know... 352 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,511 - Hey, if you're having second thoughts about... 353 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,483 - Shawn, if neither of us can even say "having a baby," 354 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,184 I think we know exactly where we are. 355 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,986 - I can say it, and we can reopen those discussions 356 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,354 right here, right now. 357 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,857 Or much later, in the distant future. 358 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,392 - Shawn, how old do you think we are? 359 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,961 - Younger than James Spader when he did "Pretty in Pink." 360 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,829 And McCarthy. And Cryer. 361 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,731 - Look, I know we agreed 362 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,168 that we don't have to define ourselves by kids, 363 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,837 and we have rewarding careers and a life we love. 364 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,600 It's just-- 365 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,743 just feeling really final all of a sudden. 366 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,800 - Well, it doesn't have to. We can change our minds. 367 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,684 - I gotta go, Shawn. 368 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,252 - I'll see you tonight. 369 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,387 It's gonna be social thing. 370 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,365 Yo, Chief. 371 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,933 - No. - What? 372 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,569 - I'm not running a background check on Selene's husband. 373 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,737 - Jules already called you? 374 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,405 - Yeah, the second you left her side. 375 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,907 - Damn, that woman can compartmentalize. 376 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,276 - Yeah. That's what's what we do. 377 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,412 Now, go away. I'm packing. 378 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,414 - Are you joining a cult? 379 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,840 - No, I'm going on vacation 380 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,530 for the first time in, like, ten years. 381 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,556 I've been working 60 hours a week since I got here, 382 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:53,226 so I deserve to go camping with my family, 383 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,294 far enough out in the woods 384 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,396 where cell phones can't track me down. 385 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,831 - Karen--may I call you that? 386 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,299 I mean, in light of recent events? 387 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,967 - I'm not changing my name. 388 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,404 - I am trying to help my best friend get married 389 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,672 before he has a baby out of wedlock 390 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,730 and breaks his mother's heart. 391 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,976 So in a weird way, I am the hero of this story, 392 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,812 just like Phil Collins in "Buster." 393 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,148 - They're waiting for you downstairs in the courtroom. 394 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:19,850 - Oh, no. I am so late. 395 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,453 Could you call my husband 396 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,622 and just tell him that I'll be a little delayed, 397 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,359 but I still think we can hit the road by 6:00-ish? 398 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,428 - Okay. - Tricky Vickie. 399 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,829 - Stop it. - LL Cool K. 400 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,798 - Ooh, that's not happening. - Chief Nasty Taquanda. 401 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,666 - Shawn, I'm telling ya no. 402 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,200 - What if this guy is a deranged lunatic, huh? 403 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,971 And we're just inviting him into our inner circle? 404 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:42,108 Come on, Chief. I know you. I freaking know you. 405 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,943 And I can see that you're suspicious, too. 406 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,545 - Mm... 407 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,683 I'm telling you no. - [clicks tongue] 408 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,386 - And I'm leaving my office unattended. 409 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,550 Do with that what you will. 410 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:59,459 Just don't get caught, or I will prosecute you. 411 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,912 [keyboard clacking] 412 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,915 [dramatic music] 413 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,217 * * 414 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,418 - Huh. 415 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,570 [line trills] - What do you want, Shawn? 416 00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,860 - Hey, buddy. Just thinking about ya. 417 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,695 Making this reservation for dinner tonight. 418 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,597 How do you spell Selene's last name? 419 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,766 - Gilmore, as in "Girls." - That's what I thought. 420 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,668 I just thought it'd be fun to make it under her name, 421 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,436 you know, in case you two beat us there. 422 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,741 Will you repeat that? Just spell it for me. 423 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,610 - Gilmore. G-I-L-more. - Uh-huh. 424 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,450 Is there any chance she's an 86-year-old man 425 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,686 from Gwinnett, Georgia? - You're being weird, Shawn. 426 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,887 - I promise, I'm not being weird. 427 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,422 It's just, are you absolutely certain 428 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,757 that she's a human person? 429 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,580 - I can't do this with you right now. 430 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:06,760 - All right, fine. I'll talk to you tonight. 431 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,620 Whoa, before you go, how dead set are you 432 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,398 on dinner not being weird or uncomfortable? 433 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,532 [Gus hangs up] 434 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,270 [keyboard clacking continues] 435 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,471 [buzzes] 436 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,942 Who are you, Selene Gilmore? 437 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,547 ["I Know You Know" playing] 438 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:31,451 * * 439 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:35,121 - * In between the lines, there's a lot of obscurity * 440 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,491 * I'm not inclined to resign to maturity * 441 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,961 * If it's all right, then you're all wrong * 442 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:46,499 * But why bounce around to the same damn song? * 443 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,503 * You'd rather run when you can't crawl * 444 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,972 * * 445 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,309 * I know you know that I'm not telling the truth * 446 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:59,813 * I know you know they just don't have any proof * 447 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,582 * Embrace the deception, learn how to bend * 448 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,586 * Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end * 449 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,122 * I know you know * 450 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,157 * * 451 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:15,195 [elevator bell dings, indistinct chatter] 452 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,931 - And...he's not here. 453 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,333 [phone buzzes] Oh. 454 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,536 [sighs] Hold on. 455 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,472 Woody, you should be here by now. 456 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,307 - Oh, don't be a Karen, Karen. 457 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,676 Have you ever heard the term "fashionably late"? 458 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,445 - You're the defendant. - Class is class. 459 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,515 Even when the state is trying to prosecute you wrongfully. 460 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,851 - Okay, get here now. 461 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,352 You have a little reprieve 462 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,654 because your public defender still hasn't arrived yet. 463 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,324 - Well, of course they aren't there, because they are me. 464 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,327 Ta-da! I have decided to represent myself. 465 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,396 - Wait. Wait, what? 466 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,731 No. - Hear me out. 467 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,660 This way, I can pocket the money 468 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,968 they had earmarked for the public defender. 469 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,370 I figure I can drag out the trial for six months, 470 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,705 build up a nice little nest egg for myself, 471 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,907 and then plead out insanity. 472 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:05,378 - Woody, I carved out 90 minutes for this hearing. 473 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,914 And you can't just decide that you're an attorney. 474 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,650 - Chief, I wasn't born yesterday. 475 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,419 I passed the Bar. 476 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,221 Is the judge going to be wearing this? 477 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,723 I don't want to step on his toes. 478 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,159 I sent all the pertinent information to your assistant. 479 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,394 I think you'll find it all checks out. 480 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,290 - They're ready for us. 481 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,666 - Woody, leave your house now. 482 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,768 I will stall, okay? 483 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,404 And on the way, go over your statement. 484 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,606 Stick only to the facts. 485 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,110 You were not impersonating a doctor for fun. 486 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:41,810 You were working undercover, for Chief Carlton Lassiter, 487 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,916 who was in imminent danger from the people 488 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,552 who were working at the rehab facility. 489 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:49,122 And don't mention the surgery that you tried to perform. 490 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,910 - Oh, please, it was a small outpatient surgery, 491 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,726 and I underbilled the insurance company. 492 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,528 - Okay, Woody, I have another call. 493 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,631 Be here in ten minutes, or you don't have a character witness. 494 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,700 - Oh, I need an hour. I just shaved my armpits. 495 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:01,968 I need to bronze-- [line clicks] 496 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,474 - [forced laughter] Hey, honey. 497 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,409 Yeah. Yeah, you were right. 498 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,778 Looks like we're not getting out of here today. 499 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,884 Just take the stuff out of the ice chest, 500 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,588 and then we'll leave early tomorrow. 501 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,922 Yeah. 502 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,895 Okay. Yeah. 503 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,399 Uh, maybe you two go on ahead, and I'll meet you there. 504 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,409 - You're talking about Kool & the Gang? 505 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,911 - Yep. I can't hand-carve a Kool & the Gang mobile 506 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,413 for my baby's crib and not include 507 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,415 all the current and former members of the band! Come on. 508 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,984 - All I'm saying is, a couple of those brothers 509 00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,118 are gonna have to share a string. 510 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:55,155 - Nope. Nope. - So is it a nonstarter 511 00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:57,824 to maybe make a few of them a little smaller than Kool? 512 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,693 - That's a good idea, Juliet. - Not happening. 513 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,994 - Have you all ever played the game 514 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:03,163 "What's My Social Security Number"? 515 00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:05,498 it's super fun. Selene, why don't you go first? 516 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,700 [thud] 517 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,538 - Don't pay him any mind. - So help me, Shawn-- 518 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,700 - I'm simply initiating an amusing table game. 519 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,675 - You're doing exactly what I asked you not to. 520 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:16,710 - I have new information. 521 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,178 The chief is tangentially on board. 522 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,280 - You dragged Karen in? How? - I can't tell you that. 523 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,781 Also, she's gonna change her name. 524 00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:23,149 - She's not going to change her name. 525 00:21:23,183 --> 00:21:25,180 - It's been especially hard on her daughter, Reba. 526 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:26,686 - Her daughter's name is Iris. - It was a test. 527 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,188 You passed. - Shawn. 528 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:31,240 - Oh. Ooh! - Let me see. 529 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:34,270 - Tonight is going to be the godparent ask. 530 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,528 Tighten it up. - Ouch! 531 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,197 [forced laughter] 532 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:39,366 You've created an "ouch!" situation. 533 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,667 [laughter] 534 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,680 I'm gonna go to the little boys' room. 535 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,204 - And why don't you stay there until you grow up? 536 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:47,307 - Ha, I'm never gonna grow up, Jules. 537 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,243 [all squealing] 538 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,515 Doctor. 539 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,592 All right. 540 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,561 [mischievous music] 541 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:15,769 * * 542 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:30,784 Whoa. 543 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,533 - What the hell are you doing? 544 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,601 - Okay. I know this looks bad. 545 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,203 - You stole my fiancée's purse. 546 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,605 - You are perfectly right to be upset in this moment. 547 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:53,773 But there is upside. 548 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,775 One, I created my own forensic science, 549 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:57,110 and it just might have worked. 550 00:22:57,143 --> 00:23:01,114 Two, Selene, as it turns out, does not exist. 551 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:03,583 - She what? - For you. For you! 552 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,618 I selflessly did a little check on the police database. 553 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:06,953 - No. Nope. 554 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,222 Shawn, you're not going to do it this time. 555 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,558 You accuse every woman I date of being some sort of criminal. 556 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:14,160 You did it to Chelsea, Emmanuelle, Mira... 557 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,829 Ruby, the lady with the statue. 558 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,130 - Okay, but from that list alone, 559 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,898 I was right more than 50% of the time. 560 00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:21,000 Wait. Who's Ruby? 561 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:23,570 - Shawn, drop it, or face the consequences. 562 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:26,339 - Is that a veiled threat? - It's a naked-*** threat. 563 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,743 You've crossed the line, Shawn. 564 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,611 - Okay, show me the line. 565 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,415 That's clean. 566 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:38,180 - You must be out of your damn mind! Stop it. 567 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,119 - You stop it. - Stop it. 568 00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:40,320 - Do you think the guys would 569 00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:41,755 like a nice bottle of wine? - Oh, yeah. 570 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,900 Gus is really stepping his sophistication game up. 571 00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:47,127 - Mmm. What do you have in a grenache? 572 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,429 - A grenache? Well, that depends, 573 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,664 how sophisticated are these two gentlemen? 574 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,990 - [gags] - Let it go. 575 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:54,834 Let it go. Let it go. 576 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:58,400 [both grunting] 577 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,978 - I need this purse, Gus. 578 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,120 It's for your own good. 579 00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:09,150 [tense music] 580 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:16,189 * * 581 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,527 [clanging] 582 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,464 Wait. Wait. 583 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,300 No. No. No. 584 00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:31,471 Just let me do what I do, and you can have this back. 585 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:32,539 [yelps] 586 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,974 - I came to say "good night," Shawn. 587 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,644 Good night. 588 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,346 - Stand down. - No. 589 00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:41,715 - Jyess. - [screams shrilly] 590 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,850 - Well, would you like to hear the specials? 591 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,352 - We love a special. - Yeah, for sure. 592 00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:48,555 - Right. Well, we have a certified organic algae bowl, 593 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:51,324 served family style in a cast-iron cauldron 594 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:54,194 or for one drenched in an edible sea sponge. 595 00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:55,695 - We should go on. 596 00:24:55,729 --> 00:25:00,600 - We also have a gluten-infused cuatro quesos dos Fritos. 597 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,602 That's served on a bed of warm sand. 598 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,504 Not too hot, just warm. 599 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,339 - Does it burn? - What do you think? 600 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:08,441 - I'm sorry I sprayed you with Jyess. 601 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:11,277 But, you know, we really should consider the possibility 602 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:14,280 that her plan is to take off and steal this baby-- 603 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:15,281 [grunts] 604 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:26,260 - We also have a sauerkraut gramble 605 00:25:26,590 --> 00:25:28,428 that comes with a side puddle of Salt Lake City fry sauce, 606 00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:30,797 which is perfect for people who like to dunk things. 607 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,298 - [growls] - Get in there. 608 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:35,135 Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. 609 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:41,410 - It's a very loose sauce, 610 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,209 and we just put it on a flat plate. 611 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,820 - No. You wouldn't do that. - Yes. 612 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,484 Yeah. - No. You wouldn't do that. 613 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:54,487 [both scream] 614 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,460 [distant screams] 615 00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:02,929 - Does it seem like they've been gone for a long time? 616 00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,330 - No, it seems about right to me. 617 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,566 - Oh, you know men these days. 618 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:09,135 They're just in there for so long, always primping. 619 00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:12,500 - Um, no. Our men don't primp. 620 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,574 - You are a monster. An absolute monster. 621 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,443 - I am sorry for lip-sticking your face. 622 00:26:16,476 --> 00:26:17,577 But that's all I'm sorry for, 623 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:20,647 because you never listen, Shawn. Ever. 624 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,848 And I know you're only doing this 625 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,650 because you're afraid I'm gonna disappear. 626 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,419 But let me remind you of the African proverb/bumper sticker 627 00:26:26,453 --> 00:26:30,230 that taught us it takes a village to raise a child. 628 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:31,691 You're in my village, Shawn. 629 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:36,162 - Well, thank you for saying that. 630 00:26:36,196 --> 00:26:37,831 But the reason I couldn't find Selene's husband 631 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:40,330 is because she's not in the police database, 632 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,601 or any database. 633 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,203 I'm sorry, but she doesn't exist. 634 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,171 - She does exist, Shawn, and I'm marrying her, 635 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:46,539 and she's carrying our child. 636 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:48,608 - Which is exactly why you should be more concerned 637 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:49,843 than I am. 638 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,478 Dude, let's just ask her. 639 00:26:51,511 --> 00:26:53,446 - Oh, no. She will never know about this. 640 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,715 And the only person to ask is me. 641 00:26:57,884 --> 00:27:01,521 - Gus and Selene both have sisters in line in front of me. 642 00:27:01,554 --> 00:27:03,790 - Wait. 643 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:07,894 Doesn't Selene have a sister? Haven't you met her? 644 00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:11,698 - Yes. Whitney. I've been to her house once. 645 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:14,868 - Gus, that's it. I beg of you, let's pop by. 646 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:17,537 We'll ask one probing question. That probably gets us 647 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:19,339 to the husband, which gets us to your wedding. 648 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:22,308 Come on, man. We'll be stealthy, like jackals. 649 00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,978 [mumbles] Unless your jackal switch is broken. 650 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,479 - What did you say? - Huh? 651 00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:29,149 Oh, I said unless your jackal switch is broken, Jack. 652 00:27:29,182 --> 00:27:31,840 - My jackal switch is never broken, Jack. 653 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:32,719 - I'll do the Jack-tagging around here. 654 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,721 - Fine. And I'll do the overnight jackal upgrade, 655 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,560 since it's been a minute. 656 00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:37,590 - Fine. - Fine. 657 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:43,763 - Just--come on. Just-- 658 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:47,100 - And I think she thought about it, 659 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,601 but no, she's not gonna change her name. 660 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:49,836 - I like Janet. 661 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:51,705 - Janet Vick? 662 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,841 - Hey. - So...we doing appetizers? 663 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,609 - Oh, I can share something. 664 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,350 What are those? 665 00:28:03,383 --> 00:28:05,452 - These are invitations swatches, Shawn. 666 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,220 - Gus, it doesn't feel like you're giving 667 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:09,756 this investigation the attention it deserves. 668 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,858 - It's not an investigation. It's a formality. 669 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,600 Whitney's gonna clear up this whole identity nonsense 670 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:15,428 in two minutes. Now be quiet. 671 00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:17,430 I have a more pressing issue. 672 00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:20,100 I have to get a wedding band booked. 673 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,736 - Ha! You're calling Curt Smith? 674 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,904 He's not gonna play your wedding, dude. 675 00:28:24,938 --> 00:28:28,241 [phone buzzes] - Warning: Guster calling. 676 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:30,744 Warning: Guster calling. 677 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:34,280 Warning: Guster calling. Warning-- 678 00:28:34,314 --> 00:28:36,750 - I haven't decided yet, Guster. 679 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:37,951 - Yes, you have. 680 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:39,850 Of course you want to be there 681 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:40,987 for the most special day of my young life. 682 00:28:41,540 --> 00:28:44,157 - Well, for starters, you're firmly ensconced in midlife, 683 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:45,458 and if you don't mind me saying, 684 00:28:45,492 --> 00:28:47,494 you're acting like a bit of a groomzilla. 685 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,763 There were 11 calls on my phone last night, 686 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:52,465 and you tried to access my doorbell camera. 687 00:28:52,499 --> 00:28:54,234 - I just need a verbal commitment from you now. 688 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:55,669 We're gonna clear up this one issue 689 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,637 with my wife getting divorced, and then the ceremony's 690 00:28:57,671 --> 00:28:59,506 gonna go into overdrive. I can't wait any longer. 691 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,341 - Look, I'm not supposed to tell anyone this, 692 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:03,576 but I have a potential conflict. 693 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:08,782 I'm at the top of a very short list 694 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:12,352 to join Andrew Ridgely's newly reformed Wam. 695 00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:14,921 - What? Ridgely's putting Wham! back together? 696 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,790 Is he allowed to do that, like, legally? 697 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,992 - Of course he is. He cowrote "Club Tropicana," 698 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:20,326 for Christ's sakes. 699 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,495 - That seems like a legal minefield, Curt. 700 00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:25,799 - No, he's taking the "H" and the exclamation point 701 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,133 out of "Wham!" 702 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:29,350 It's a totally different band name. 703 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:31,671 Tastefully understated. No punctuation at all. 704 00:29:31,705 --> 00:29:33,640 - Curt, you know that's never gonna fly. 705 00:29:33,673 --> 00:29:35,508 And this wedding is a guaranteed gig. 706 00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:36,643 Let's get down to business. 707 00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,545 Have you learned "Thong Song" yet? 708 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,146 - Don't ruin this for me, guys. 709 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,549 I've got to be ready to pounce if I get the offer? 710 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:44,150 - Curt, I really need you. 711 00:29:44,184 --> 00:29:46,286 Would it make a difference if I threw in an extra 35 bucks? 712 00:29:48,121 --> 00:29:49,389 - Actually, it would. 713 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,791 My Man United bets haven't been working out lately. 714 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,526 - Done. I'll send over the rehearsal info 715 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,610 the second we get this marriage dissolved. 716 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,364 Quick question: how are your videography skills? 717 00:29:57,397 --> 00:29:58,732 [hangs up] 718 00:29:58,798 --> 00:29:59,799 Hello? 719 00:30:02,736 --> 00:30:04,871 [knocks on door] 720 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,540 - [whistles] 721 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,711 Hello, kind sir. My name is Shawn Spencer. 722 00:30:11,745 --> 00:30:14,470 This is partner, Birdindahand Anddabush. 723 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,820 - My name is not Birdindahand. - Anddabush. 724 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,350 - My name is Burton Guster, 725 00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:18,718 and this is my partner, Potential Spam. 726 00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:20,253 - I'll call later. - We drove out 727 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,855 from San Francisco to quickly clear up 728 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:23,423 a small understanding we have about-- 729 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:24,891 there she is. 730 00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:27,600 Hey, baby girl-- 731 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:28,528 My bad. 732 00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:30,563 We just have a few questions. Shouldn't take long. 733 00:30:30,597 --> 00:30:33,867 - Uh, you need to leave, whoever you are. 734 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,268 - Is this a joke? 735 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,237 It's me, Gus. I was here in August. 736 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:39,606 I accidentally broke the lamp and ate all the macadamia nuts. 737 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,274 - She said she doesn't know you. 738 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:42,575 You need to hit the bricks. 739 00:30:42,609 --> 00:30:45,780 - Sir, I'm Selene's future husband. 740 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,446 - Who's Selene? 741 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:48,448 - Okay, I feel like this is going sideways. 742 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:50,183 Can you bring Whitney back out here, please? 743 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:51,618 - Who the hell's Whitney? - Gus. 744 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,520 - Who the hell is Whitney? She's my fiancée's sister. 745 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:55,880 And I don't like what your words are doing 746 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,356 to my head right now. 747 00:30:56,389 --> 00:30:58,910 - My words are the least of your head's problems. 748 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,259 - Gus. - What? 749 00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:02,429 - She's on the move. - What the-- 750 00:31:02,462 --> 00:31:06,533 ["Ladies' Night" playing] 751 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:08,802 - * Oh, yes, it's ladies' night * 752 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,804 * And the feeling's right * 753 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,972 * Oh, yes, it's ladies' night * 754 00:31:13,390 --> 00:31:16,443 * Oh, what a night * - * Oh, what a night * 755 00:31:16,476 --> 00:31:17,610 - What is happening? 756 00:31:17,644 --> 00:31:18,945 Why's she pretending not to know me? 757 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,580 - This one's a head-scratcher, Gus. 758 00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:22,949 But I do have a theory. I think she and Ke'Brian 759 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,285 are being held in that house against their wills. 760 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:26,986 - Who's Ke'Brian? - The guy, Gus. 761 00:31:27,530 --> 00:31:28,755 The guy who answered the door. - Please. 762 00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:30,290 That dude was clearly an Arthroponos. 763 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,791 - What? No. 764 00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:34,127 You saw the way he was rocking that pumpkin shirt. 765 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,630 That means big "K," little "e," plus an apostrophe. 766 00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:38,965 Something unique--or Glen. 767 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,700 - Dude, she is not gonna make that turn. 768 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:43,303 - I think you're right. 769 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:44,604 - Damn! - Oh, my God! 770 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:45,905 [brakes squeal] 771 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:56,416 If she went limp, 772 00:31:56,449 --> 00:31:59,152 she's probably fine? 773 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:02,922 - Oh, my God, Shawn. This will rue the day. 774 00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:07,160 - Uh-oh. 775 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:09,162 Oh, hey! Hey! 776 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:10,597 Are you okay? 777 00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:14,100 - Well, I just rolled my car! How do you think I feel? 778 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:17,170 - It's a mixed bag. The launch angle was epic! 779 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:18,805 - Leave me alone! 780 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:20,173 - We have some questions for you! 781 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:22,776 - Yeah, well the less you know, the better. 782 00:32:22,809 --> 00:32:24,811 - Selene's carrying my child! 783 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,183 - Damn. 784 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:34,220 Yeah. Well, okay--okay, look. 785 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:38,158 She hires me to be her sister. 786 00:32:38,191 --> 00:32:42,362 And, actually, Selene is one of many names she uses, 787 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:45,632 and you're not the first person she's brought over. 788 00:32:45,665 --> 00:32:47,667 She pays me 600 bucks every time. 789 00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:49,402 I pretend to be somebody 790 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,706 who can validate one of her fake identities. 791 00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:56,176 - So you're an actress. - Yes, I am. 792 00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:57,644 - Have we seen you in anything? 793 00:32:57,677 --> 00:32:59,790 - Uh, do you have the Pea****? 794 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:03,516 - What's that? - It's a streaming service. 795 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:04,818 - Ah, there's so many streamers. 796 00:33:04,851 --> 00:33:06,219 You know what she's talking about? 797 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:07,587 - No, she's making that up. 798 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,656 - Anything else? 799 00:33:09,689 --> 00:33:11,491 - Do you ever watch USA Network? 800 00:33:11,524 --> 00:33:12,892 - Not since 2014. 801 00:33:12,926 --> 00:33:14,661 - And the last few seasons of "Suits." 802 00:33:14,694 --> 00:33:16,730 - Okay, okay, she said if anyone finds out 803 00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:20,767 about our arrangement, I am in extreme danger. 804 00:33:20,834 --> 00:33:23,690 This woman is not who you think she is. 805 00:33:23,103 --> 00:33:26,606 - Is she Prince? - She isn't Prince, Shawn. 806 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:29,109 - Whoa, where you going? - We can still see you. 807 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,877 - This plan is weird. 808 00:33:30,910 --> 00:33:32,612 Why don't you let us give you a ride? 809 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:35,150 - Please let me go. 810 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,784 I'm scared. And I can't help you. 811 00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:44,891 - Answer one more question. 812 00:33:44,924 --> 00:33:48,194 Do you remember her talking about living in Santa Monica? 813 00:33:48,228 --> 00:33:51,264 - Uh, that's... 814 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:53,330 where we met. 815 00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:54,768 - Can you fill in three numbers and five letters 816 00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:56,903 in an address, please? 817 00:33:56,936 --> 00:33:58,471 - Can you call my boyfriend? 818 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:00,106 - Of course we can. What's his name? 819 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:01,241 - Glen. 820 00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:10,784 - Hey. - Hey. 821 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:14,540 - Do you have a minute? It's kind of personal. 822 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:16,990 - Yes. Yes, I do. 823 00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:19,759 Do you want to--do you want to ask me something? 824 00:34:19,793 --> 00:34:21,940 - Yes, I do. It's just that-- 825 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:22,629 - Oh, actually, I'm gonna sit down for this. 826 00:34:22,662 --> 00:34:24,297 - Okay. So-- 827 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,732 - No, I want to stand up. 828 00:34:25,765 --> 00:34:27,300 - Okay. - Okay. 829 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,802 - All right. 830 00:34:28,835 --> 00:34:31,738 Gus missed his appointment with the wedding fire-eater. 831 00:34:31,771 --> 00:34:33,306 - They have those? - Apparently. 832 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:35,475 But the thing is, is he never misses anything 833 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:36,976 in regards to planning this wedding. 834 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,245 And now I can't get ahold of him. Have you seen him? 835 00:34:39,279 --> 00:34:41,815 - I'm having a serious déjà vu right now. 836 00:34:41,848 --> 00:34:43,650 Um, I'm sure he's with Shawn. - Yeah. 837 00:34:43,683 --> 00:34:46,252 That's what I thought. 838 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:47,754 And then I found this. 839 00:34:50,857 --> 00:34:52,759 - They went through your purse? 840 00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:54,427 - If they're doing what I think they're doing, 841 00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:55,962 they're in grave danger. 842 00:34:55,995 --> 00:34:58,531 And worse than that, it's my fault. 843 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:03,837 We're gonna need backup. 844 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:05,805 - You think Meghan Markle invited the entire cast 845 00:35:05,839 --> 00:35:07,207 of "Suits" to the royal wedding? 846 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:08,608 - Nope. She did not. 847 00:35:08,641 --> 00:35:10,310 Phones off, Shawn. - What? 848 00:35:10,343 --> 00:35:12,212 - Selene and I have the Find My Location feature 849 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,147 on our phone-- if we're gonna do this, 850 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:16,116 we have to be stealth mode from here on out. 851 00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:18,785 - Gus, Jules and I trust each other implicitly. 852 00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:21,855 I would never do anything to violate that oath. 853 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:25,725 Then again, I can't tell a lie if my phone is off. 854 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:32,298 Hello, ma'am. My name is Shawn Spencer. 855 00:35:32,332 --> 00:35:34,734 This is my partner, Burton Guster-Rodriguez. 856 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:36,469 - Rodriguez? - It's always been there, man. 857 00:35:36,503 --> 00:35:40,373 - Oh. We want to ask you a few questions about this woman. 858 00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:42,475 - Oh, hell, no. 859 00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:46,460 If I never see that woman again in my life, it'll be too soon. 860 00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:48,648 Her and that charismatic, smooth-talking husband 861 00:35:48,682 --> 00:35:51,510 of hers up and damn disappeared. 862 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,753 Middle of the night. And left all their junk. 863 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,989 No notice, no nothing. 864 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:57,924 - I see. And, uh, when was this? 865 00:35:57,991 --> 00:35:59,426 - A couple years now. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 866 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:02,262 Let's--let's go back. How charismatic are we talking? 867 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:03,930 - On a scale of you to Daniel Kaluuya, 868 00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:05,899 he's...Harry Belafonte. 869 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:07,167 - Holy sh-- - Stay focused. 870 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,235 - Look, a whole gaggle of shady characters 871 00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:13,940 have already been here, and you're late to the party. 872 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,760 You cops? - I'm her current fiancée. 873 00:36:16,109 --> 00:36:17,610 And I have a few questions for you. 874 00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:20,246 Firstly, what is her name? 875 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,948 - You don't know your fiancée's name? 876 00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:23,249 - Not her real one, no. 877 00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:25,585 - It's not Prince, is it? - Ignore him. 878 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:27,954 It's not Prince, is it? 879 00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:30,390 - Listen, I don't want anything to do with this. 880 00:36:30,423 --> 00:36:33,426 Those two were toxic. Magnets for trouble. 881 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:37,297 And you need to beat it before I call real cops. 882 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:40,967 - All right. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 883 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:43,103 Shawn, we can't just give up. What are we doing? 884 00:36:43,136 --> 00:36:44,437 I'm starting to get worried here. 885 00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:45,572 I need a logical explanation. 886 00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:47,400 - Gus, don't be all the chalices 887 00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:49,750 that Indy didn't choose at the end of "Last Crusade." 888 00:36:49,109 --> 00:36:51,111 There is a showing of Selene's old apartment 889 00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:52,645 to a prospective tenant in 45 minutes. 890 00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:53,880 - So? - So... 891 00:36:53,913 --> 00:36:55,281 there's a thrift store, a Party City, 892 00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:57,500 and a Halloween Spirit pop-up across the street. 893 00:36:57,830 --> 00:36:58,718 Meet me back here in 20 894 00:36:58,752 --> 00:37:00,820 with a disguise that does not pale to my idea. 895 00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:02,222 It is a competition. 896 00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:09,496 - Okay, I think it's up here. 897 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,331 How are you? Are you okay? How are your feet? 898 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,799 You need a LÄRABAR? I got a LÄRABAR. 899 00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:14,634 - I'm fine. I mean, my bunions are flared up, 900 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:18,138 and this may be the swan song for my left nub of a pinky toe, 901 00:37:18,171 --> 00:37:19,739 but this is bigger than me, Juliet. 902 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:20,940 - Yeah, it's bigger than both of us. 903 00:37:20,974 --> 00:37:23,309 - Oh, I guess... - Oh. 904 00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:25,512 - What I wanted to say 905 00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:26,913 was thank you. 906 00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:29,182 Thank you for trusting me, for believing in me 907 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:30,917 when you don't know the whole story, 908 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:33,319 for not judging me. 909 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:35,422 But, mainly, 910 00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:37,757 thank you for being my friend. 911 00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:39,693 And now you're stuck with me. 912 00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:41,327 And you know what that means, right? 913 00:37:41,361 --> 00:37:42,796 - I do? 914 00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:45,165 I mean--I mean, I do. 915 00:37:45,198 --> 00:37:47,801 I mean, I hope I do--oh! [rustling] 916 00:37:53,306 --> 00:37:54,441 - [exhales] 917 00:37:56,643 --> 00:37:59,450 - Karen? 918 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:01,114 - O'Hara? 919 00:38:01,147 --> 00:38:03,883 Oh, please tell me there's no zombie apocalypse. 920 00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:12,359 - That's right. 921 00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:17,297 Willie Tyler, the greatest ventriloquist in the world. 922 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,665 And Lester. 923 00:38:18,698 --> 00:38:20,367 I accept your concession of defeat. 924 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,902 I, for sure, beat you. - Willie Tyler's almost 80. 925 00:38:22,969 --> 00:38:25,505 - Shawn, need I remind you what doesn't crack? 926 00:38:25,538 --> 00:38:26,639 We're in Hollywood. 927 00:38:26,673 --> 00:38:28,740 If people actually believe I'm Willie, 928 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:29,809 that's instant street cred. 929 00:38:29,843 --> 00:38:32,212 - We're in Santa Monica. Lester's passable. 930 00:38:32,245 --> 00:38:35,148 And your ceiling is Lamont from "Sanford and Son." 931 00:38:35,181 --> 00:38:36,883 - Says the guy who threw on a gray lady wig 932 00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:39,719 and a fake beard. "[giggles]" 933 00:38:39,753 --> 00:38:43,390 - Are you kidding me right now? Look at my face, Gus. 934 00:38:43,423 --> 00:38:45,225 I'm the spitting image of Rob Zombie. 935 00:38:45,258 --> 00:38:50,196 - Pfft, please. You don't look anything like-- 936 00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:52,165 oh, my gosh. 937 00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:53,733 Did you know you look like him? 938 00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:55,235 - I didn't. 939 00:38:55,268 --> 00:38:57,604 Not until I put on this wig and added the side buckle. 940 00:38:57,671 --> 00:38:58,905 It's weird, right? 941 00:38:58,938 --> 00:39:00,206 - Super weird. - Yeah. 942 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,776 Well, it's just part of my reality now. 943 00:39:05,545 --> 00:39:07,130 Should we slow-walk it? 944 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:10,116 - Shawn, don't ask stupid questions. 945 00:39:10,183 --> 00:39:13,286 [heavy metal music] 946 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:20,293 * * 947 00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:25,432 That was quick. - Yeah. 948 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:27,967 I didn't realize we were so close to the unit. 949 00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:30,403 - Well, we can finish strong. - Let's do it. 950 00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:33,373 [music continues] 951 00:39:33,406 --> 00:39:34,808 * * 952 00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:38,211 - We have an appointment to see an apartment, dummy. 953 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:40,113 She's not the dummy. You're the dummy. 954 00:39:40,146 --> 00:39:41,614 I don't have my hand up a puppet's ***. 955 00:39:41,648 --> 00:39:45,385 Whoa, language. There could be kids around. 956 00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:46,486 Which kids? 957 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:48,455 - I hate LA. 958 00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:53,326 Bryn, show these two idiots apartment 336. 959 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:54,961 - Takes one to know two, Beowulf. 960 00:39:54,994 --> 00:39:56,620 - Beowulf? 961 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:57,664 - I saw your lips moving. 962 00:39:57,731 --> 00:39:59,165 - I can see your lips moving. 963 00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:01,000 And two. 964 00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:02,335 No, you can't. 965 00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:13,813 Psst. 966 00:40:13,847 --> 00:40:15,482 Psst. - What? 967 00:40:15,515 --> 00:40:17,450 - She's on to us. 968 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:18,952 Act natural. 969 00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:24,324 - I'm--I'm sorry. Hi. 970 00:40:24,357 --> 00:40:26,993 I know I'm staring. I just have to ask. 971 00:40:27,270 --> 00:40:28,294 Are you really him? 972 00:40:28,328 --> 00:40:30,630 - Pfft, don't joke on that crow, son. 973 00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:32,165 [giggles] 974 00:40:32,198 --> 00:40:34,167 - I'm just such a huge fan, Mr. Zombie. 975 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,969 I know "31" wasn't for everybody, 976 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,304 but it was definitely for me. 977 00:40:38,338 --> 00:40:40,273 - Oh. Thank you. 978 00:40:40,306 --> 00:40:43,443 - You bring so much more to the picnic than potato salad. 979 00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:47,847 - Just to be clear, you recognize me, right? 980 00:40:47,881 --> 00:40:49,382 Not him. - No, sorry. 981 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:51,351 I am not familiar with your friend 982 00:40:51,384 --> 00:40:53,353 and his Urkel puppet, but he seems very nice. 983 00:40:53,386 --> 00:40:55,989 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Urkel? Urkel? 984 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,525 Name one time that Urkel ever wore a hat. 985 00:40:58,558 --> 00:41:00,560 Name it. One time. 986 00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:03,730 - Okay. I can see that I have offended you. 987 00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:05,198 I apologize. 988 00:41:05,231 --> 00:41:08,340 I am still learning basic social protocols. 989 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,637 I was raised on an ashram. 990 00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:12,138 My mother was a tree. 991 00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:15,208 - He wore jeans, suspenders, sometimes he had ice cream. 992 00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:18,440 It's very simple-- - Excuse us for one moment. 993 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:19,879 I need you to reel it in. 994 00:41:19,913 --> 00:41:22,248 - I know Urkel, Shawn. - I know you do. 995 00:41:22,315 --> 00:41:23,817 But she is sympathetic to our needs. 996 00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:25,318 Keep your eyes on the prize. 997 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:27,921 She might be able to give us something we can use. 998 00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:32,920 - I'm calm. - Good. 999 00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:34,227 Now start calling me Rob, or Whitey Z. 1000 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:35,695 - Pfft. - And for her sake, 1001 00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:37,564 why don't you make the puppet say, "Did I do that?" 1002 00:41:37,597 --> 00:41:40,100 - I will not undermine the integrity of the puppet. 1003 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:43,603 I will not. - Fine. That was my bad. 1004 00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:44,704 Bryn-- 1005 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:53,747 I can't tell you exactly why we needed to see this place. 1006 00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:55,949 I'm under a strict nondisclosure agreement 1007 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,419 with my record label and Meg Foster. 1008 00:41:59,452 --> 00:42:04,190 What I can tell you is that we have to be extremely thorough. 1009 00:42:04,224 --> 00:42:06,393 You understand. - Totally. That's cool. 1010 00:42:09,929 --> 00:42:12,980 Oh. I mean, that's not-- 1011 00:42:12,132 --> 00:42:14,534 Usually, that's not really allowed. 1012 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:17,370 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. I love it. 1013 00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:19,739 - I'm gonna be honest with you. 1014 00:42:19,773 --> 00:42:20,940 I'm not Rob Zombie. 1015 00:42:20,974 --> 00:42:22,409 - [sighs] 1016 00:42:26,246 --> 00:42:28,281 How did you know that was gonna be up there? 1017 00:42:28,314 --> 00:42:31,510 - Because, Bryn, I'm a psychic. 1018 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,953 And as, you saw with your very own eyes, 1019 00:42:33,987 --> 00:42:36,623 I'm also a master of disguises. 1020 00:42:36,656 --> 00:42:39,893 We're tracking the couple that lived here two years ago 1021 00:42:39,926 --> 00:42:42,629 and the likely owners of whatever is in this box. 1022 00:42:42,662 --> 00:42:46,633 Anything that you can remember about them 1023 00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:48,468 might save lives. 1024 00:42:48,501 --> 00:42:50,904 - Oh, okay. 1025 00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:53,573 Well, I remember they were really cute together. 1026 00:42:53,606 --> 00:42:55,842 - Whoa, whoa. No need to editorialize. 1027 00:42:55,909 --> 00:42:58,345 - She had shortish hair, I think. 1028 00:42:58,411 --> 00:43:02,449 Whatever. It doesn't matter. Him. Oh, my God. 1029 00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:05,852 He was beautiful, inside and out. 1030 00:43:05,919 --> 00:43:08,254 Although I did kind of get the feeling that he didn't really-- 1031 00:43:08,288 --> 00:43:09,422 - Care about her? 1032 00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:10,790 - No, that he didn't really live here. 1033 00:43:10,824 --> 00:43:13,426 Like, he would disappear for days at a time 1034 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,761 and then just move right back in. 1035 00:43:14,794 --> 00:43:16,863 - S-H-A-D-Y. 1036 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:18,665 - Gus! - What? 1037 00:43:18,698 --> 00:43:20,266 - I need you stop it. 1038 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:23,103 And get this thing open. 1039 00:43:23,136 --> 00:43:27,340 - Anyway, so, one night, there was this loud skirmish, right? 1040 00:43:27,374 --> 00:43:31,311 And then, they just bolted under the cover of darkness. 1041 00:43:31,344 --> 00:43:33,130 Like the old Cleveland Browns. 1042 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:36,182 - The old Cleveland Browns. 1043 00:43:36,216 --> 00:43:37,550 That's not gonna work. 1044 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:41,621 You're gonna use-- [rattling] 1045 00:43:45,191 --> 00:43:47,270 Trust it. Trust it. 1046 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,362 You have it. - [whimpers] 1047 00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:51,464 [latch unlocks] Very impressive. 1048 00:43:53,199 --> 00:43:54,901 - Happy to lend a hand. 1049 00:43:54,968 --> 00:43:56,169 - Okay, no. I'm sorry. 1050 00:43:56,202 --> 00:43:57,570 He's just speaking normally 1051 00:43:57,637 --> 00:44:00,730 with, like, regular lip function. 1052 00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:03,243 - Whoa. 1053 00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:06,246 [eerie music] 1054 00:44:06,312 --> 00:44:13,420 * * 1055 00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:19,492 Thank you so much for your help. 1056 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:21,895 We'll be taking this box and its contents. 1057 00:44:21,928 --> 00:44:24,731 But--ah! Ah! 1058 00:44:24,764 --> 00:44:26,666 I am getting a message from your mother. 1059 00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:28,101 - Really? 1060 00:44:28,168 --> 00:44:30,904 - She wants you to water her roots... 1061 00:44:30,937 --> 00:44:33,239 on Arbor Day. 1062 00:44:33,273 --> 00:44:34,708 - [softly] Tell her that I will. 1063 00:44:38,445 --> 00:44:40,914 - I'll tell you what, 1064 00:44:40,947 --> 00:44:43,490 these forgeries are top-notch. 1065 00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:45,285 This is not some random con artist. 1066 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:48,588 Whoever did this is into some serious stuff. 1067 00:44:48,621 --> 00:44:49,622 - Great. 1068 00:44:51,591 --> 00:44:53,893 - Oh, Guster. Not again. 1069 00:44:53,927 --> 00:44:55,895 - There's gonna be a perfectly good explanation. 1070 00:44:55,929 --> 00:44:57,897 - And this gun with the scraped-off serial numbers? 1071 00:44:57,931 --> 00:45:00,100 - Maybe it was a gift. Maybe she found it in a dumpster. 1072 00:45:00,133 --> 00:45:02,268 - Maybe you should consider that your lady picker is broke, 1073 00:45:02,302 --> 00:45:03,770 and move on. 1074 00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:06,306 - Dad, whether or not Selene is an international spy 1075 00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:07,774 or a serial killer, it's irrelevant. 1076 00:45:07,807 --> 00:45:12,579 What we need right now is police assistance, okay? 1077 00:45:12,612 --> 00:45:15,248 Lassie's not happy with us. 1078 00:45:15,281 --> 00:45:16,750 - Yeah, well he's not talking to me either. 1079 00:45:16,783 --> 00:45:18,818 He says he wants nothing to do with all Spencers. 1080 00:45:18,885 --> 00:45:20,820 - Just insist that he take your help. 1081 00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:23,560 I'll give you my earpiece. 1082 00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:24,657 Oh, my God! 1083 00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:25,959 Gus, get in here. 1084 00:45:25,992 --> 00:45:27,394 - Shawn. 1085 00:45:27,427 --> 00:45:29,262 - He's having a kid. Dad, you're having a kid, 1086 00:45:29,295 --> 00:45:30,563 at your age? - Shawn, stop. Stop. 1087 00:45:30,597 --> 00:45:31,498 - I will not share my inheritance 1088 00:45:31,564 --> 00:45:33,433 with this demon spawn. 1089 00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:35,969 - On behalf of me and my potentially jail-bound wife, 1090 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,720 let me be the first to say, congratulations to you. 1091 00:45:39,105 --> 00:45:40,840 - Stop! I am not having a baby. 1092 00:45:40,907 --> 00:45:42,676 - [mouths words] 1093 00:45:44,678 --> 00:45:47,130 - This crib was for you, Shawn. 1094 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,314 - Oh, Dad, that's very sweet, 1095 00:45:48,348 --> 00:45:51,584 but I sleep in a big-boy bed now. 1096 00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:54,621 - Guster told me you and Juliet were having a baby. 1097 00:45:54,654 --> 00:45:55,655 - What? 1098 00:45:55,689 --> 00:45:57,991 - [gasps] Oh. 1099 00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,292 I might have been hopped up 1100 00:45:59,325 --> 00:46:00,660 on hallucinogenic ice chips at the time. 1101 00:46:00,694 --> 00:46:02,829 Did I never clarify that it was actually me? 1102 00:46:02,862 --> 00:46:04,798 - No. - Oh. 1103 00:46:04,831 --> 00:46:06,666 - But, fortunately, I figured it out, 1104 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:09,469 after nine weeks of Shawn saying nothing about it. 1105 00:46:09,502 --> 00:46:11,371 - You guys have some serious communication issues. 1106 00:46:11,438 --> 00:46:12,639 - Says the guy who turns off his phone 1107 00:46:12,672 --> 00:46:14,507 so his wife can't track him. 1108 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:17,877 - So once I got over feeling left out, 1109 00:46:17,944 --> 00:46:20,146 I decided to finish what I had started. 1110 00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:22,515 You two nitwits never do anything without the other one, 1111 00:46:22,549 --> 00:46:24,517 so I figured it's only a matter of time 1112 00:46:24,551 --> 00:46:27,554 and you and Juliet will pop one out. 1113 00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:32,692 - Yeah. Uh, Dad, 1114 00:46:32,726 --> 00:46:37,464 Juliet and I have decided not to have kids. 1115 00:46:41,634 --> 00:46:44,237 - Well, obviously, you'll have to reconsider. 1116 00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:46,406 - We talked it through. 1117 00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:48,875 We're both very happy. We've got a good thing. 1118 00:46:48,908 --> 00:46:52,780 - Shawn. Shawn, this is a big deal. 1119 00:46:52,145 --> 00:46:55,480 Not just for me. 1120 00:46:55,810 --> 00:46:56,483 But also for me. 1121 00:46:56,516 --> 00:46:58,184 - Okay, Dad, I can't do this with you right now, 1122 00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:00,186 because today is all about Gus 1123 00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:02,589 and his soon-to-be wife, who is leading a double life 1124 00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:04,824 that has something to do with that gun we found. 1125 00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:07,270 Also, we finally are on to the husband. 1126 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,361 - She's married? 1127 00:47:08,395 --> 00:47:10,497 - Dad, please, try and keep up. 1128 00:47:10,530 --> 00:47:12,665 Gus is losing hope and feeling slightly incontinent. 1129 00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:14,200 - Most of that is true. 1130 00:47:14,234 --> 00:47:16,836 - We need to track those fake IDs and retrace their steps. 1131 00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:19,906 - That won't be necessary. - Why not? 1132 00:47:19,939 --> 00:47:23,443 - Because one of those IDs isn't a fake. 1133 00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:27,747 - You take this one. - I want you to have it. 1134 00:47:27,781 --> 00:47:29,749 - No, this is all you. - It's your journey. 1135 00:47:29,783 --> 00:47:34,354 - This is a no-look alley-oop. Slam dunk it. 1136 00:47:34,387 --> 00:47:35,622 both: Which one? 1137 00:47:35,689 --> 00:47:38,291 - Chief, I am so horrified to meet you here. 1138 00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:40,860 It's just that your assistant said you were the last one 1139 00:47:40,894 --> 00:47:42,595 to see Shawn, and he is now missing, 1140 00:47:42,629 --> 00:47:45,365 and we need to know what he told you. 1141 00:47:45,398 --> 00:47:48,340 Sorry to ruin your family vacation. 1142 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,438 - Oh, you know, there is no family vacation. 1143 00:47:51,471 --> 00:47:53,730 I guess we're going to reschedule. 1144 00:47:53,106 --> 00:47:54,274 - Yeah, where is everybody? 1145 00:47:54,307 --> 00:47:56,476 - I missed them. They went back home. 1146 00:47:56,543 --> 00:47:58,978 Yeah, I got here early this morning 1147 00:47:59,450 --> 00:48:02,382 and realized they didn't want to do another trip without me. 1148 00:48:02,415 --> 00:48:04,951 - So they just left you alone? 1149 00:48:04,984 --> 00:48:06,486 - No, hardly. Hardly. 1150 00:48:06,553 --> 00:48:09,122 I left them alone... 1151 00:48:09,155 --> 00:48:10,623 a hundred times. 1152 00:48:10,657 --> 00:48:14,961 Working until I couldn't. 1153 00:48:14,994 --> 00:48:16,463 I let them down. 1154 00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:18,431 I mean, Iris was kidnapped 1155 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:20,567 and taken to Alcatraz, for God's sake. 1156 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,102 - You saved her, Karen. 1157 00:48:22,135 --> 00:48:25,605 - Yeah, well, barely, and it never should have happened. 1158 00:48:28,308 --> 00:48:30,443 Well, I guess this is where the rubber hits the road, 1159 00:48:30,477 --> 00:48:32,579 so welcome to the aftermath, ladies. 1160 00:48:32,612 --> 00:48:34,681 Take good look. 1161 00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:40,200 - Do you need a hug? 1162 00:48:49,829 --> 00:48:51,131 - No, right now, 1163 00:48:51,164 --> 00:48:53,933 what I think I need is something I can solve. 1164 00:48:55,502 --> 00:48:58,638 But all I got from Shawn is that he was concerned 1165 00:48:58,672 --> 00:49:01,808 that you, Selene, were not being completely honest 1166 00:49:01,841 --> 00:49:03,877 with Gus about who you are. 1167 00:49:07,213 --> 00:49:09,516 - He was right. 1168 00:49:09,549 --> 00:49:12,886 - You need to tell us exactly who you are. 1169 00:49:15,221 --> 00:49:16,990 Down to the worst detail. 1170 00:49:19,392 --> 00:49:22,529 - Can we eat first? 1171 00:49:22,562 --> 00:49:24,197 - Well, this is "Kiakos," 1172 00:49:24,230 --> 00:49:26,533 so you can stop staring at that guy's driver's license. 1173 00:49:26,566 --> 00:49:28,168 - I think this dude is wearing a wig. 1174 00:49:28,201 --> 00:49:31,304 - He's not wearing a wig. - You don't know afros, Shawn. 1175 00:49:31,338 --> 00:49:33,373 - Great. Another fake address. 1176 00:49:33,406 --> 00:49:34,708 Unless he lives in a water tower, 1177 00:49:34,741 --> 00:49:38,478 which would make him one of the Animaniacs. 1178 00:49:38,511 --> 00:49:40,513 - He's here, Shawn. I know it. 1179 00:49:40,547 --> 00:49:43,149 There's only 2,692 people in this town. 1180 00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:44,984 We could knock on every door, if we have to. 1181 00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:46,820 Don't be a negative frittato, Shawn. 1182 00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:49,550 We're detectives. Let's detect. 1183 00:49:49,890 --> 00:49:51,691 - I appreciate the effort, Gus. I really do. 1184 00:49:51,725 --> 00:49:53,226 But adding a pun to a "don't be" 1185 00:49:53,259 --> 00:49:54,561 just feels like a hat on a hat. 1186 00:49:54,594 --> 00:49:56,896 - I don't care, Shawn. I'm talking about Selene. 1187 00:49:56,930 --> 00:49:58,765 I don't care if she did all those things. 1188 00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:01,534 I don't care if the police want her, if she robbed someone. 1189 00:50:01,568 --> 00:50:03,336 I don't even care if that baby isn't mine. 1190 00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,671 - Ooh. - I love that woman, 1191 00:50:04,704 --> 00:50:07,730 regardless. Do you understand me? 1192 00:50:07,107 --> 00:50:08,441 - Let me ask you this. 1193 00:50:08,508 --> 00:50:10,577 - Okay, I do care if the baby isn't mine. 1194 00:50:13,130 --> 00:50:16,416 - Why does a decommissioned water tower need a mailbox? 1195 00:50:16,449 --> 00:50:18,785 And why is there mail in it? 1196 00:50:24,124 --> 00:50:25,759 Good news, man. 1197 00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:36,603 Whoever lives here has a telescope pointed at the road 1198 00:50:36,636 --> 00:50:38,571 and at least five security cameras, 1199 00:50:38,605 --> 00:50:40,740 all of which we are on. 1200 00:50:44,444 --> 00:50:46,579 Gus, what if someone's home? What are you doing? 1201 00:50:46,613 --> 00:50:49,382 - I'm jimmying the lock, Shawn. 1202 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,117 - What is that? Why are you doing it like that? 1203 00:50:51,151 --> 00:50:52,986 - I'm making myself inconspicuous. 1204 00:50:53,530 --> 00:50:55,455 - I promise you, it's having the exact opposite effect. 1205 00:50:55,488 --> 00:50:57,657 What do you think it looks like to the rest of the town? 1206 00:50:57,724 --> 00:50:59,590 - The rest of the town can suck it. 1207 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:00,160 [door unlocks] 1208 00:51:02,829 --> 00:51:06,499 - No. Keep that thing away from me. 1209 00:51:06,566 --> 00:51:07,934 Shh. 1210 00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:09,502 - [whispers] I'm not saying anything, Shawn. 1211 00:51:11,638 --> 00:51:14,507 I knew it. 1212 00:51:14,574 --> 00:51:16,910 He's a creepy stalker dude. 1213 00:51:16,943 --> 00:51:18,578 This is "Sleeping with the Enemy." 1214 00:51:18,611 --> 00:51:20,747 Check his towels. 1215 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:24,250 - Try again, Gus. 1216 00:51:24,284 --> 00:51:25,652 This is "Sicario." 1217 00:51:25,685 --> 00:51:27,153 - That doesn't help me, Shawn. 1218 00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:29,789 You know I turned my back on Benicio after "The Wolfman." 1219 00:51:29,823 --> 00:51:31,491 - All right. Who's the ginger? 1220 00:51:31,524 --> 00:51:33,993 He's in every single one of these photos. 1221 00:51:34,270 --> 00:51:36,763 - Eyes forward! Eyes forward! 1222 00:51:36,796 --> 00:51:38,298 You're dealing with a desperate man 1223 00:51:38,331 --> 00:51:42,335 with a couple of very itchy trigger fingers. 1224 00:51:42,369 --> 00:51:43,870 Oh, don't you move. 1225 00:51:51,711 --> 00:51:55,148 I knew she would have moved on. 1226 00:51:55,181 --> 00:51:56,549 Anyone would have. 1227 00:51:58,952 --> 00:52:00,620 All right. Y'all can turn around. 1228 00:52:03,890 --> 00:52:05,392 These aren't even real guns. 1229 00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:07,270 - Those aren't even fake guns. 1230 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:08,461 - Who are you? 1231 00:52:08,495 --> 00:52:09,796 - My name is Shawn Spencer. 1232 00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:12,465 This is my partner, Black Jack Arnold. 1233 00:52:12,499 --> 00:52:13,867 - I can roll with that. 1234 00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:16,169 But my real name is Burton Guster, damn it. 1235 00:52:16,202 --> 00:52:18,738 And Selene Gilmore, or whatever her Christian name is, 1236 00:52:18,805 --> 00:52:21,241 she is my fiancée and she's carrying my child. 1237 00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:25,110 And I'm here to remove her from your kung-fu grip, sucka. 1238 00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:26,980 - Kung-fu grip? - Yeah. 1239 00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:29,490 - Does it look like I'm calling any shots here? 1240 00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:30,817 I don't have indoor plumbing. 1241 00:52:30,850 --> 00:52:32,485 Look, don't let that water tower fool you. 1242 00:52:32,519 --> 00:52:34,320 - So why are you here? 1243 00:52:34,354 --> 00:52:35,855 And who's this guy you've been stalking? 1244 00:52:35,889 --> 00:52:38,191 - Well, that monster 1245 00:52:38,224 --> 00:52:40,860 is the reason boo and I had to split up. 1246 00:52:40,894 --> 00:52:42,529 - She's not your boo. - Yeah. 1247 00:52:42,562 --> 00:52:44,164 She's my wife. 1248 00:52:44,197 --> 00:52:45,865 - Gus. Gus. 1249 00:52:45,899 --> 00:52:47,734 Let the man bring us up to speed. 1250 00:52:47,767 --> 00:52:51,237 That's why we came all the way to "Cuyacas." 1251 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:54,374 Caya--Cayu--I haven't heard it both ways. 1252 00:52:54,407 --> 00:52:55,875 I haven't heard it at all. Where are we? 1253 00:52:55,909 --> 00:52:57,510 - Look, it doesn't matter. 1254 00:52:57,544 --> 00:52:59,746 That's Ronald Coe-- excuse me-- 1255 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:01,948 CEO of eco-friendly microbrewery 1256 00:53:02,150 --> 00:53:03,783 Pacific Mountain Brew Works, 1257 00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:05,785 a hero to the environment, but to us, 1258 00:53:05,852 --> 00:53:09,890 he's nothing but a drug-smuggling arms dealer. 1259 00:53:09,122 --> 00:53:10,890 Now, you think you can handle the whole story? 1260 00:53:10,924 --> 00:53:13,126 - I was made for whole stories. 1261 00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:18,898 - He calls himself-- 1262 00:53:18,932 --> 00:53:21,968 - Wait. Time out. Is it weird that I'm standing next to you? 1263 00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:23,770 Like we're gonna tell the story together? 1264 00:53:23,803 --> 00:53:26,720 I mean, I don't know what you're-- 1265 00:53:26,106 --> 00:53:27,574 I'm just gonna go stand over there. 1266 00:53:27,607 --> 00:53:29,750 - Mm-hmm. 1267 00:53:29,109 --> 00:53:32,112 - Here I am, next to my pal. 1268 00:53:32,145 --> 00:53:33,947 Please continue. 1269 00:53:33,980 --> 00:53:36,216 - He calls himself... 1270 00:53:36,249 --> 00:53:37,984 both: The Bull. 1271 00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:40,253 - But nobody knows that, because he's the last person 1272 00:53:40,286 --> 00:53:43,957 anybody would think is running guns and drugs. 1273 00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:46,126 - CEO criminal. Okay. 1274 00:53:46,159 --> 00:53:48,294 So we're basically talking about Victor Maitland. 1275 00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:49,996 - You talking about the villain from "Beverly Hills Cop"? 1276 00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:52,980 - Gray-haired gentleman, very dark skin, Capricorn. 1277 00:53:52,132 --> 00:53:53,767 - Nothing like that at all. 1278 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,301 Maitland owned a gallery and lived in a city. 1279 00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:56,836 - Sure, but he was selling drugs. 1280 00:53:56,903 --> 00:53:57,971 - On the side. - Okay. 1281 00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,606 Does it have to be a movie character? 1282 00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:00,940 - You want us to understand? Yes. 1283 00:54:00,974 --> 00:54:03,476 - It would help us enormously. - Okay, fine. 1284 00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:05,110 Victor Maitland. 1285 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:08,314 So I was an investigator at a private security firm. 1286 00:54:08,348 --> 00:54:11,840 - I was working for an insurance claim company. 1287 00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:13,953 I get sent out to take photos of a worker's comp claim. 1288 00:54:13,987 --> 00:54:15,989 I stumble across this smooth, 1289 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,240 swole brother named Alan Decker. 1290 00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:20,760 He's hiding across the street, watching the same complex. 1291 00:54:20,794 --> 00:54:23,430 - She got pictures, I got pictures. 1292 00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:25,980 We pooled our stuff together. 1293 00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:28,100 So we working in close quarters. 1294 00:54:28,340 --> 00:54:30,837 Mm-hmm. Under the specter of danger. 1295 00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:32,839 - Mm. - Sparks start to fly. 1296 00:54:32,872 --> 00:54:34,874 - Tale as old as time. 1297 00:54:34,941 --> 00:54:37,430 - And we couldn't deny the heat any longer. 1298 00:54:37,110 --> 00:54:40,130 - You can skip this part. It's disgusting. 1299 00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:43,183 - It was exciting and ***y. 1300 00:54:43,216 --> 00:54:45,885 We felt like these moral crusaders, you know? 1301 00:54:45,952 --> 00:54:47,954 - So we about to tail a delivery van, 1302 00:54:47,987 --> 00:54:50,230 and one of his muscle heads is about to make a drop. 1303 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,625 Talk about a serious crime. 1304 00:54:52,659 --> 00:54:55,128 Something goes wrong. It's a gun fight. 1305 00:54:56,563 --> 00:54:59,466 One of the goons leaves a gun at the scene. 1306 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:03,690 - That was it. We had a literal smoking gun. 1307 00:55:03,136 --> 00:55:06,406 But nobody wanted to believe anything bad about this guy. 1308 00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:07,874 The cops were more concerned 1309 00:55:07,907 --> 00:55:10,430 how we found a gun with missing serial numbers. 1310 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,790 - That's when we knew we had to do it alone. 1311 00:55:14,581 --> 00:55:16,850 And we were intoxicated by it. 1312 00:55:16,883 --> 00:55:19,520 Yeah, that was the night I asked her to marry me. 1313 00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:21,521 - Gotta strike when the iron's hot. 1314 00:55:21,554 --> 00:55:24,424 - I got caught up in the moment and said yes. 1315 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:27,494 His cousin, Nipsey, is ordained and drove up from Bakersfield. 1316 00:55:27,527 --> 00:55:31,197 - I still owe her an engagement ring, a honeymoon. 1317 00:55:31,231 --> 00:55:33,330 We figured there'd be time. 1318 00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:35,735 - But no matter how careful we thought we were being, 1319 00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:37,270 his goons would always find us. 1320 00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:39,873 [gunfire] 1321 00:55:39,906 --> 00:55:41,508 - That's when I realized: 1322 00:55:41,541 --> 00:55:43,777 the only way we'd stay alive is if we split up. 1323 00:55:43,843 --> 00:55:46,413 One of the toughest decisions I ever made in my life. 1324 00:55:46,446 --> 00:55:48,715 - He broke up with me on a Post-it Note. 1325 00:55:48,748 --> 00:55:50,160 - No. 1326 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,520 Like when Berger broke up with Carrie? 1327 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:53,687 - "I'm sorry." - "I can't"? 1328 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,555 - "Don't hate me"? - Yes. 1329 00:55:55,588 --> 00:55:56,923 - [gasps] 1330 00:55:56,956 --> 00:55:59,893 - So I realized I had nothing else to lose, 1331 00:55:59,926 --> 00:56:01,728 so I came back to finish the job. 1332 00:56:01,761 --> 00:56:02,929 And here we are. 1333 00:56:02,962 --> 00:56:05,532 - Enough. You've painted a pretty picture, 1334 00:56:05,565 --> 00:56:08,680 but you forgot one thing. 1335 00:56:08,101 --> 00:56:11,710 - Shoot. - What is her real name? 1336 00:56:11,104 --> 00:56:12,639 - Is it Prince? - Ooh. 1337 00:56:12,706 --> 00:56:15,408 Yeah, it'd probably be best if she told you that. 1338 00:56:15,442 --> 00:56:18,211 - Nah. You need to tell me! Right now! 1339 00:56:20,747 --> 00:56:22,782 - You are very close to my face. 1340 00:56:22,816 --> 00:56:25,850 - Tell me, 1341 00:56:25,118 --> 00:56:28,880 or things are about to get weird. 1342 00:56:29,155 --> 00:56:30,957 - They're not about to get weird, Gus. 1343 00:56:30,990 --> 00:56:32,559 They're weird. 1344 00:56:32,592 --> 00:56:34,461 It's time for you and I to take a very short 1345 00:56:34,494 --> 00:56:35,762 but meaningful walk. 1346 00:56:35,795 --> 00:56:38,640 - Fine. 1347 00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:39,632 We'll be back. 1348 00:56:39,699 --> 00:56:42,802 - I didn't even know if he was even still alive. 1349 00:56:42,836 --> 00:56:44,471 I realized the whole thing was 1350 00:56:44,504 --> 00:56:46,720 just the intensity of the moment, 1351 00:56:46,106 --> 00:56:48,174 and I needed to get on with my life. 1352 00:56:49,776 --> 00:56:52,412 And I did. 1353 00:56:52,445 --> 00:56:55,150 I met Gus. 1354 00:56:55,810 --> 00:56:57,517 And I cannot lose him. 1355 00:56:57,584 --> 00:56:59,352 So we need to find him and stop him 1356 00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:01,621 before he realizes what he's getting into. 1357 00:57:03,523 --> 00:57:06,860 - Okay. It's fine. I'm gonna change. 1358 00:57:06,926 --> 00:57:08,595 Selene, you douse the fire. 1359 00:57:08,628 --> 00:57:09,863 O'Hara, you're driving, 1360 00:57:09,929 --> 00:57:12,332 because these men are not gonna save themselves. 1361 00:57:14,267 --> 00:57:17,837 [police scanner chatter] 1362 00:57:17,871 --> 00:57:19,506 - Hey. - Damn it, Henry. 1363 00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:21,374 I've been ignoring your calls on purpose. 1364 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:23,900 - I know. 1365 00:57:23,430 --> 00:57:25,311 But you're not gonna out-"Gran Torino" me. 1366 00:57:25,345 --> 00:57:27,681 - [chuckles] Just watch. 1367 00:57:27,714 --> 00:57:30,500 - Oh, wow. 1368 00:57:30,116 --> 00:57:31,117 New grill, huh? 1369 00:57:31,151 --> 00:57:32,852 - Infrared burners. 1370 00:57:32,886 --> 00:57:35,221 - Holy mother. [chuckles] 1371 00:57:35,288 --> 00:57:37,570 - They released my suspect. 1372 00:57:37,123 --> 00:57:39,526 It's entirely my fault he's back on the streets. 1373 00:57:39,559 --> 00:57:41,661 - Oh. 1374 00:57:41,695 --> 00:57:44,297 Well, it won't be for long. 1375 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:47,367 Just have to build up the result of the case, together. 1376 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,335 - I looked like such an idiot. 1377 00:57:49,369 --> 00:57:52,572 - Well, we all do sometimes. 1378 00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:54,400 - McNab asked for motive. 1379 00:57:54,740 --> 00:57:57,100 I ordered a combo meal. - [chuckles] 1380 00:57:57,430 --> 00:57:59,120 That's good. - That's not funny. 1381 00:58:00,747 --> 00:58:02,215 Oh, come on, man. 1382 00:58:02,248 --> 00:58:06,720 - Look, Shawn is working on something pretty important. 1383 00:58:06,753 --> 00:58:09,155 - Not interested. 1384 00:58:09,189 --> 00:58:10,590 - He found this gun, 1385 00:58:10,657 --> 00:58:12,525 but the serial numbers have been scratched off. 1386 00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:14,600 Now, I know that you're a master 1387 00:58:14,940 --> 00:58:15,562 at recovering this stuff. 1388 00:58:15,595 --> 00:58:17,300 - Oh, yeah? 1389 00:58:17,630 --> 00:58:21,340 Well, it turns out recovery's not my thing after all. 1390 00:58:21,670 --> 00:58:23,103 - Well, maybe I'll just leave it here. 1391 00:58:23,169 --> 00:58:25,505 [door opens] 1392 00:58:25,538 --> 00:58:26,940 - Hey, Mr. Spencer. 1393 00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:28,208 - Hey, Lily. 1394 00:58:28,241 --> 00:58:29,743 - What a surprise. 1395 00:58:29,776 --> 00:58:31,711 - You know, don't bother, honey. He's just leaving. 1396 00:58:31,745 --> 00:58:33,913 - Don't worry, Dad. I got the expired stuff. 1397 00:58:33,947 --> 00:58:36,820 - Lily, what did I just say-- - Wait, my phone's ringing. 1398 00:58:36,116 --> 00:58:39,519 - You don't have a phone. [door closes] 1399 00:58:39,552 --> 00:58:40,620 Shut up. 1400 00:58:43,123 --> 00:58:45,692 You know, sometimes I think my kid's more intuitive than I am. 1401 00:58:47,961 --> 00:58:50,230 - Welcome to the club. 1402 00:58:50,263 --> 00:58:52,365 - [chuckles] Losers. 1403 00:59:07,447 --> 00:59:09,482 - I can assume this isn't for me. 1404 00:59:09,549 --> 00:59:10,650 - Nope. 1405 00:59:10,717 --> 00:59:13,586 And I wouldn't shake that if I were you. 1406 00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:14,921 - Well, you're not me. 1407 00:59:14,954 --> 00:59:17,457 - [chuckles in disbelief] 1408 00:59:17,490 --> 00:59:19,793 Look, man, I'm just trying to make things right 1409 00:59:19,826 --> 00:59:21,127 for my unborn child. 1410 00:59:21,161 --> 00:59:22,562 I'm a decent man, 1411 00:59:22,595 --> 00:59:24,631 and you seem like a decent man too. 1412 00:59:24,664 --> 00:59:27,667 - [exhales sharply] Yeah, this one is tough. 1413 00:59:27,734 --> 00:59:29,903 Seeing her like this. 1414 00:59:29,936 --> 00:59:31,738 And you, all forehead. 1415 00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:36,443 it's like this is supposed to be my life. 1416 00:59:36,476 --> 00:59:38,345 Then I realized, I don't have a life. 1417 00:59:38,411 --> 00:59:41,247 All I do is hide and wait. 1418 00:59:41,281 --> 00:59:43,283 So I'll make you a deal. 1419 00:59:43,316 --> 00:59:45,819 - I'm listening. - Look, I'm close. 1420 00:59:45,852 --> 00:59:49,456 If you two help me finish this, 1421 00:59:49,489 --> 00:59:50,990 I'll let her go. 1422 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:52,425 Forever. 1423 00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:54,427 Help me get some time of version of my own life back, 1424 00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:57,163 and I'll step out of hers. 1425 00:59:57,197 --> 01:00:00,600 - You'll sign divorce papers? 1426 01:00:00,633 --> 01:00:02,802 - Yeah, I will. - We're in. 1427 01:00:02,836 --> 01:00:05,205 - Whoa. You haven't heard the plan yet. 1428 01:00:05,271 --> 01:00:06,806 - The plan is to marry my fiancée 1429 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,108 before her water breaks. 1430 01:00:08,141 --> 01:00:09,609 We have a deal. 1431 01:00:09,642 --> 01:00:11,678 - Y'all want to split a Moon Pie? 1432 01:00:11,711 --> 01:00:15,181 - First of all, I'm not in until there's a foolproof plan. 1433 01:00:15,215 --> 01:00:16,349 - Since when? - Secondly, 1434 01:00:16,383 --> 01:00:18,180 anything less than a whole Moon Pie 1435 01:00:18,510 --> 01:00:20,200 is a nonstarter, for both of us. 1436 01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:22,389 - 3/4. - You or us? 1437 01:00:22,455 --> 01:00:23,990 - You. 1438 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,992 - [whispers] What's the math on that? 1439 01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:27,360 - We get 3/8 each. 1440 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:30,196 - That's more than two whole Moon Pies. 1441 01:00:32,699 --> 01:00:34,834 - We accept. 1442 01:00:34,868 --> 01:00:36,690 - It's just semantics. 1443 01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:38,972 - It's not semantics, Shawn. 1444 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,640 - All right, Dobson. Have fun, buddy. 1445 01:00:40,674 --> 01:00:42,208 You're a maniac. 1446 01:00:42,242 --> 01:00:44,440 [phone rings] - Mom's calling! 1447 01:00:44,770 --> 01:00:45,412 - How is Marlowe doing? 1448 01:00:45,478 --> 01:00:47,313 I'm sure none of this has been easy for her. 1449 01:00:47,347 --> 01:00:49,182 - Yeah, my wife believes in me so much 1450 01:00:49,215 --> 01:00:51,170 she's taken out a loan and gone back to school. 1451 01:00:51,510 --> 01:00:52,919 - I know you don't believe that. 1452 01:00:52,986 --> 01:00:54,521 Night school? Come on, man. 1453 01:00:54,554 --> 01:00:56,222 That's no walk in the park. 1454 01:00:56,256 --> 01:00:57,524 - Mom's on her way home, 1455 01:00:57,557 --> 01:00:59,592 and she says don't forget to take your Keppra. 1456 01:00:59,659 --> 01:01:01,227 - I'm not 11. 1457 01:01:01,261 --> 01:01:02,862 - Neither am I. - Yes, you are. 1458 01:01:02,896 --> 01:01:05,365 - And she's picking up Brophy Bros for dinner. 1459 01:01:05,398 --> 01:01:07,100 - Ooh, I love that place. 1460 01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:09,669 - It's Dad's favorite. You should stay. 1461 01:01:09,703 --> 01:01:10,937 - Okay. 1462 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,906 - But you'll have to watch us eat. 1463 01:01:12,939 --> 01:01:15,275 [phone buzzes] 1464 01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:17,577 - What are you doing? - You got a text from Mom. 1465 01:01:17,610 --> 01:01:19,412 And you left your reading glasses inside. 1466 01:01:19,446 --> 01:01:20,714 - How do you know my passcode? 1467 01:01:20,747 --> 01:01:22,215 - Why wouldn't I know your passcode? 1468 01:01:22,248 --> 01:01:24,840 - Touché. 1469 01:01:24,117 --> 01:01:26,190 - "My darling lover." 1470 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:27,187 Gross. 1471 01:01:28,722 --> 01:01:30,256 "I just couldn't wait to tell you 1472 01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:32,692 I got us Ted Nugent tickets for the 27th," 1473 01:01:32,726 --> 01:01:35,428 with three exclamation marks for some reason. 1474 01:01:35,462 --> 01:01:37,397 "I love you. Home soon." 1475 01:01:37,430 --> 01:01:40,367 [sentimental music] 1476 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:46,906 * * 1477 01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:48,274 - You okay over there, Carlton? 1478 01:01:48,308 --> 01:01:49,542 You might be the first person 1479 01:01:49,576 --> 01:01:52,612 I've ever seen cry over Ted Nugent. 1480 01:01:52,645 --> 01:01:54,948 - Kleenex. On it. 1481 01:01:54,981 --> 01:01:57,417 - My girls have seen me at my absolute worst 1482 01:01:57,450 --> 01:02:00,453 and haven't blinked. Not once. 1483 01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:02,222 God, I'm such a fool. 1484 01:02:02,255 --> 01:02:04,557 - Oh, come on. You're not a fool. 1485 01:02:04,591 --> 01:02:07,260 Your life's dreams were stolen from you overnight. 1486 01:02:07,293 --> 01:02:08,728 I got news for you. 1487 01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:12,665 You are so much more than just being a cop, Carlton. 1488 01:02:12,732 --> 01:02:13,967 - Am I? 1489 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,237 - Look. 1490 01:02:17,270 --> 01:02:18,505 I know this may not seem fair, 1491 01:02:18,571 --> 01:02:20,807 and you may not have everything you want, 1492 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,976 but you gotta believe you got everything you need. 1493 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:25,812 And take it from me, you do not want to spend the next 20 years 1494 01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:28,314 sitting on this porch 1495 01:02:28,348 --> 01:02:30,316 trying to make up for lost time. 1496 01:02:32,585 --> 01:02:34,354 - I don't know if I'm ready to let go yet. 1497 01:02:40,694 --> 01:02:42,162 Marlowe will be home in 20 minutes. 1498 01:02:42,195 --> 01:02:45,980 Show me the gun. 1499 01:02:45,131 --> 01:02:47,667 - Yeah. Hey, great. 1500 01:02:47,701 --> 01:02:50,300 All right, look. 1501 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,806 What's it gonna take to lift these numbers? 1502 01:02:52,839 --> 01:02:54,274 - It's an acid compound. 1503 01:02:54,307 --> 01:02:56,343 - Where would I find something like that at this hour? 1504 01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:59,212 - In the garage, under "A" for acids. 1505 01:02:59,279 --> 01:03:00,280 - Seriously? 1506 01:03:00,313 --> 01:03:01,781 - That's my girl. 1507 01:03:05,552 --> 01:03:08,555 - Hey, Dad. - Yeah, Lily-bunny? 1508 01:03:08,621 --> 01:03:11,691 - Ted Nugent's not the guy with the crossbow, is he? 1509 01:03:11,725 --> 01:03:14,394 - [chuckles] He sure is, honey. 1510 01:03:18,531 --> 01:03:19,699 - This is supposed to be me, right? 1511 01:03:19,733 --> 01:03:21,401 - Well, yeah, it's supposed to be you. 1512 01:03:21,468 --> 01:03:23,303 - It looks like Anthony LaPaglia now. 1513 01:03:23,336 --> 01:03:26,600 - My marker was running out. - It's fine. It'll have to do. 1514 01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:29,420 - All right! [cackles] 1515 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:30,543 I got the plan. 1516 01:03:30,577 --> 01:03:31,978 - We already figured it out. 1517 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,800 - Guys, I've literally been studying the ins and outs 1518 01:03:34,147 --> 01:03:35,248 of this place for months. 1519 01:03:35,315 --> 01:03:36,816 - We know, and it's very impressive. 1520 01:03:36,850 --> 01:03:40,553 But before you launch into hieroglyphics and string theory 1521 01:03:40,587 --> 01:03:43,390 and whatever else you have on that corkboard, just-- 1522 01:03:43,423 --> 01:03:45,580 you're gonna want to hear our plan. 1523 01:03:45,910 --> 01:03:46,760 - Make it quick. 1524 01:03:46,826 --> 01:03:49,950 - We dig a trench and tunnel under the brewery, 1525 01:03:49,162 --> 01:03:51,310 resurfacing on the inside. 1526 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:53,900 You, Alan, free climb the barley vats 1527 01:03:53,933 --> 01:03:56,436 and wait up top, next to the thermal exhaust port. 1528 01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:57,771 - There is no thermal exhaust port. 1529 01:03:57,837 --> 01:04:00,440 - Gus reaches out his hand and pulls you through. 1530 01:04:00,507 --> 01:04:02,542 Where am I? I'm on the flank, 1531 01:04:02,575 --> 01:04:04,577 serving up "look, it's me, not a stuntman" realness. 1532 01:04:04,611 --> 01:04:06,613 There's a confrontation with a man holding a wrench, 1533 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,415 and we're all chased by motorcycles. 1534 01:04:08,448 --> 01:04:09,616 You grab the evidence. 1535 01:04:09,683 --> 01:04:11,351 We escape through a hole in the wall. 1536 01:04:11,384 --> 01:04:14,587 Then, I find a house of windows. 1537 01:04:14,621 --> 01:04:16,256 - What? - A house of windows. 1538 01:04:16,289 --> 01:04:17,357 - What? - A house... 1539 01:04:17,390 --> 01:04:18,725 - Of windows. 1540 01:04:18,758 --> 01:04:21,528 - You realize I'm not who I appear to be, 1541 01:04:21,561 --> 01:04:24,464 yet my hair remains unchanged. 1542 01:04:24,531 --> 01:04:27,670 We end up right back here, in this cottage, 1543 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:30,704 where I start to throw myself against the walls. 1544 01:04:32,572 --> 01:04:34,808 Then I stop for reasons unknown. 1545 01:04:34,874 --> 01:04:37,430 And Gus weeps. - You weep. 1546 01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:39,450 - What you just pitched was essentially the plot 1547 01:04:39,790 --> 01:04:40,613 from the "Take on Me" video. 1548 01:04:40,647 --> 01:04:42,215 - Wow. He really knows his stuff. 1549 01:04:42,248 --> 01:04:43,917 - That's not possible. 1550 01:04:43,950 --> 01:04:46,653 Would you have gotten it without the illustrations? 1551 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,589 - Never looked. - Okay. 1552 01:04:49,622 --> 01:04:50,824 What's your garbage plan? 1553 01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:52,992 - Okay. You guys will be the distraction. 1554 01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:54,561 - No. Boring. 1555 01:04:54,594 --> 01:04:57,597 - It is excitement that you're looking for? 1556 01:04:57,630 --> 01:04:59,399 - Point taken. Carry on. 1557 01:04:59,432 --> 01:05:00,700 - Thank you. 1558 01:05:00,734 --> 01:05:03,803 Today is Sunday. Coe doesn't brew on Sabbath. 1559 01:05:03,837 --> 01:05:07,674 It's a skeleton crew, and the empty kegs get delivered. 1560 01:05:07,741 --> 01:05:10,944 - We're keg deliverymen? - Is that a problem? 1561 01:05:10,977 --> 01:05:12,979 Like, I literally just cut a deal with the guys 1562 01:05:13,130 --> 01:05:15,815 that usually make the delivery. It was a big undertaking. 1563 01:05:15,849 --> 01:05:18,518 - All right, fine. What do we get to do? 1564 01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:22,622 - Okay. Hear me out. Hear me out. 1565 01:05:22,655 --> 01:05:25,658 You guys get to shut down the auxiliary power grid, 1566 01:05:25,692 --> 01:05:28,328 disabling the alarm system. 1567 01:05:28,361 --> 01:05:30,263 Yeah! - It's an olive branch. 1568 01:05:30,296 --> 01:05:33,800 - Feels like table scraps, Gus. - Let's hear him out. 1569 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,668 - All right. I will go to the safe room. 1570 01:05:35,702 --> 01:05:37,103 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm the one 1571 01:05:37,137 --> 01:05:39,339 who does the safe-cracking around here, okay? 1572 01:05:39,372 --> 01:05:40,674 - There's no safe. 1573 01:05:40,707 --> 01:05:42,942 It's simply an office with fortified windows. 1574 01:05:42,976 --> 01:05:44,144 Like a panic room. 1575 01:05:44,177 --> 01:05:45,812 - You're not making it sound any less cool. 1576 01:05:45,845 --> 01:05:47,847 - The safe room has a time lock. 1577 01:05:47,881 --> 01:05:50,116 If the doors activate, you're locked in there for two hours, 1578 01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:51,518 and you're dead meat. 1579 01:05:51,551 --> 01:05:53,219 - We don't want that gig. - No, we don't. 1580 01:05:53,286 --> 01:05:55,689 - Okay, you've sold us on not being the safe room guys. 1581 01:05:55,722 --> 01:05:58,580 But--and this is not open for negotiation-- 1582 01:05:58,124 --> 01:06:00,560 when we tell the story, we reserve the right to say 1583 01:06:00,627 --> 01:06:03,290 that it was either of us who was the safe room guy, 1584 01:06:03,630 --> 01:06:06,299 and you were running around with kegs, and whatever. 1585 01:06:06,332 --> 01:06:08,234 - [hums] 1586 01:06:08,301 --> 01:06:09,703 - Okay, fine. 1587 01:06:09,736 --> 01:06:11,705 Look, I just need the system down long enough 1588 01:06:11,738 --> 01:06:14,741 to get The Bull's ledger and leave with my heartbeat. 1589 01:06:14,808 --> 01:06:16,910 Look, I know exactly where everything is. 1590 01:06:16,976 --> 01:06:18,345 - Except the thermal exhaust port. 1591 01:06:18,378 --> 01:06:20,580 [both snicker] 1592 01:06:20,647 --> 01:06:22,649 - Are you guys ready to pick up the delivery van? 1593 01:06:22,682 --> 01:06:24,384 - This is where we make our... - Move in. 1594 01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:26,519 - He has to say yes, 'cause he doesn't have anybody else. 1595 01:06:26,553 --> 01:06:29,550 - I'm telling you. 1596 01:06:29,890 --> 01:06:30,223 - Make it a Wienermobile. 1597 01:06:30,256 --> 01:06:31,925 - No. both: Damn it! 1598 01:06:37,931 --> 01:06:41,340 - Yeah, I guess we're in. I mean, we're here, right? 1599 01:06:41,670 --> 01:06:43,903 All right. Hands in the middle. 1600 01:06:43,937 --> 01:06:46,873 Morten Harket, the lead singer of a-ha, on three. 1601 01:06:46,906 --> 01:06:49,275 One. - Do I--[sighs] 1602 01:06:49,342 --> 01:06:51,444 - Two. Three. 1603 01:06:51,511 --> 01:06:53,513 all: Morten Harket, the lead singer of a-ha! 1604 01:06:53,546 --> 01:06:55,810 - Yeah! - See? 1605 01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:57,851 You just commit to something, it feels nice, doesn't it? 1606 01:07:01,121 --> 01:07:03,890 - And then the psychic made this, 'cause he had, like, 1607 01:07:03,123 --> 01:07:05,910 seen that there was, like, a box up there or something. 1608 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:07,127 And then the ventriloquist, who just talked normally, 1609 01:07:07,193 --> 01:07:08,795 used the puppet as a skeleton key, 1610 01:07:08,862 --> 01:07:10,797 and then the psychic told me that I have to water my mom. 1611 01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:12,732 - That story is ridiculous. 1612 01:07:12,766 --> 01:07:14,601 - And very on-brand. 1613 01:07:14,634 --> 01:07:15,902 Did they say where they were headed? 1614 01:07:15,935 --> 01:07:18,371 - Yes. I gave them directions to a DQ. 1615 01:07:18,405 --> 01:07:20,730 [phone buzzes] - Mm-hmm. 1616 01:07:21,975 --> 01:07:24,440 - Henry? - Yeah, hey, Juliet. 1617 01:07:24,770 --> 01:07:25,412 I thought you might like to know 1618 01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:26,880 that your husband and his partner 1619 01:07:26,913 --> 01:07:29,582 are on a wild-goose chase looking for Selene's husband, 1620 01:07:29,616 --> 01:07:31,284 and in the middle of all that, no surprise, 1621 01:07:31,317 --> 01:07:34,220 they have managed to involve themselves with a gun runner. 1622 01:07:34,254 --> 01:07:37,123 - Gun runner, yes, we know. - Yeah. 1623 01:07:37,157 --> 01:07:39,492 Lassiter traced a gun they found in an ammo box back 1624 01:07:39,559 --> 01:07:41,795 to a cartel in Cartagena. 1625 01:07:41,828 --> 01:07:43,897 - Wait, how-- how do you have the gun? 1626 01:07:43,930 --> 01:07:46,266 - It was in a box along with a couple of fake IDs 1627 01:07:46,299 --> 01:07:50,103 and one legit one from a city called Cayucos. 1628 01:07:50,136 --> 01:07:52,720 - Where is Cayucos? 1629 01:07:52,105 --> 01:07:54,140 [door slams] 1630 01:07:54,174 --> 01:07:55,642 - I know where they are. 1631 01:07:55,675 --> 01:07:57,344 He went to our first hideout. 1632 01:07:57,410 --> 01:07:59,145 I know what they're doing. 1633 01:07:59,179 --> 01:08:01,581 And your father-in-law has the first piece of evidence 1634 01:08:01,614 --> 01:08:02,749 that could put The Bull away. 1635 01:08:04,617 --> 01:08:06,820 - How fast can we drive? 1636 01:08:06,853 --> 01:08:09,220 - As fast as we want. 1637 01:08:15,628 --> 01:08:18,164 - Hey. Your gender-reveal box is showing. 1638 01:08:18,198 --> 01:08:20,934 - Oh! Oops. 1639 01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:22,669 - You guys are early. You got the work order? 1640 01:08:22,702 --> 01:08:25,939 - Does Kim Basinger have an Oscar? 1641 01:08:25,972 --> 01:08:27,374 Seriously, do you know? 1642 01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:30,810 Because, um, it seems like something that happened. 1643 01:08:32,545 --> 01:08:33,713 - You aren't the regular guys. 1644 01:08:33,780 --> 01:08:36,983 - No. No, we are not. Good eye. 1645 01:08:37,170 --> 01:08:39,953 Jeremy has a sour guncle, so he called in sick. 1646 01:08:39,986 --> 01:08:42,322 And then they gave Bruno the day off, too, 1647 01:08:42,355 --> 01:08:43,690 'cause he's got all those kids. 1648 01:08:43,723 --> 01:08:45,692 [forced laughter] 1649 01:08:45,725 --> 01:08:48,628 - Yeah, uh, I don't know what a guncle is 1650 01:08:48,661 --> 01:08:50,397 or how many kids some guy named Bruno has. 1651 01:08:50,463 --> 01:08:51,731 My boss does not like surprises. 1652 01:08:51,798 --> 01:08:52,866 I gotta call this in. 1653 01:08:52,899 --> 01:08:55,235 - Let 'em through! - [sighs] 1654 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,140 - What was that? - Nothing. 1655 01:09:00,173 --> 01:09:01,875 - Did you just say "let them through" 1656 01:09:01,908 --> 01:09:03,410 without moving your lips? 1657 01:09:03,476 --> 01:09:06,246 - First of all, thank you. 1658 01:09:06,312 --> 01:09:07,714 I've been practicing... 1659 01:09:07,747 --> 01:09:09,416 with this. 1660 01:09:09,482 --> 01:09:11,918 Did I do that? 1661 01:09:13,253 --> 01:09:14,487 - He-- 1662 01:09:14,521 --> 01:09:16,756 - [chuckles] Dude! 1663 01:09:16,823 --> 01:09:19,225 I saw Jeff Dunham in Vegas a couple years ago. 1664 01:09:19,259 --> 01:09:20,694 And then at a Hardee's on New Year's Eve. 1665 01:09:20,727 --> 01:09:22,950 - That's sad. 1666 01:09:22,162 --> 01:09:24,970 - Well, that Jalapeño on a Stick is so funny, man. 1667 01:09:24,164 --> 01:09:25,398 [as José Jalapeño] "On a stick!" 1668 01:09:25,432 --> 01:09:27,367 - It's epic, yeah. 1669 01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,300 - But quite racist. - Yes. Yes, it is. 1670 01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:33,707 - All right, look, just make sure 1671 01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:35,108 you send the regular guys next time, okay? 1672 01:09:35,175 --> 01:09:38,678 - Will do. Thank you, sir. 1673 01:09:38,712 --> 01:09:39,779 This is work time. 1674 01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:49,890 - [chuckles] He's so funny. 1675 01:09:54,627 --> 01:09:57,970 - See? So much easier this way. 1676 01:09:57,130 --> 01:09:58,398 - Well, we don't do easier. - Nope. 1677 01:09:58,431 --> 01:10:00,967 - Our brand is crisis. - And Blue Sky dramedy. 1678 01:10:05,105 --> 01:10:08,575 - Just get the alarm off for me. 1679 01:10:08,608 --> 01:10:09,943 And don't die. 1680 01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:17,617 - Okay. 1681 01:10:17,650 --> 01:10:18,885 Okay. I get it. 1682 01:10:18,918 --> 01:10:20,253 - You get what? 1683 01:10:20,286 --> 01:10:22,255 - He's everything you've ever wanted to be, 1684 01:10:22,288 --> 01:10:23,289 minus the ponytail. 1685 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,158 - I could rock a pony tail. - No. 1686 01:10:28,610 --> 01:10:30,397 - I could jump that high if I had springs in my shoes. 1687 01:10:30,430 --> 01:10:32,132 - You think he has little springs in his shoes? 1688 01:10:32,165 --> 01:10:34,234 - I think he has big springs in his shoes. 1689 01:10:34,267 --> 01:10:36,603 Or there's a trampoline out there. 1690 01:10:36,636 --> 01:10:37,971 - Like a little baby trampoline? 1691 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,339 Right outside the loading dock? - Yeah. 1692 01:10:39,406 --> 01:10:41,307 Yeah. The one with a bar on it. - Uh-huh. 1693 01:10:43,677 --> 01:10:46,946 We should get going. - Let's go. 1694 01:10:46,980 --> 01:10:48,615 - Okay, man, according to this, 1695 01:10:48,648 --> 01:10:50,684 should be right up on the right. 1696 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:52,819 Nope, left. 1697 01:10:52,852 --> 01:10:54,521 Did you really need to bring the bag in? 1698 01:10:54,587 --> 01:10:56,990 - This has every detail of my wedding in here, Shawn. 1699 01:10:57,230 --> 01:10:59,250 I'm not letting this thing out of my sight. 1700 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:00,260 - Left. 1701 01:11:01,795 --> 01:11:03,290 Bingo. 1702 01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:06,866 - This is my burden. 1703 01:11:06,933 --> 01:11:09,369 I'll go inside. 1704 01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:11,304 - Hey. 1705 01:11:11,338 --> 01:11:15,800 If that lever, switch, or whatever it is 1706 01:11:15,410 --> 01:11:17,444 ends up being bigger than we thought, 1707 01:11:17,477 --> 01:11:18,778 I'm right here. 1708 01:11:18,812 --> 01:11:21,481 I'll pull it with you. 1709 01:11:21,514 --> 01:11:23,183 - Shawn, 1710 01:11:23,216 --> 01:11:25,885 thank you for being you and investigating Selene, 1711 01:11:25,952 --> 01:11:27,354 even though I expressly told you not to, 1712 01:11:27,387 --> 01:11:29,723 which led us to fisticuffs. - Gus. 1713 01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:35,829 I'm proud of you. 1714 01:11:35,862 --> 01:11:37,630 - No, I'm proud of you. 1715 01:11:37,664 --> 01:11:38,798 - I appreciate that, 1716 01:11:38,832 --> 01:11:40,200 but in this particular instance, 1717 01:11:40,233 --> 01:11:42,836 I think I'm just a tiny bit more proud than you are. 1718 01:11:42,869 --> 01:11:44,971 - No, I am the undisputed proud champion 1719 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:46,473 of the world concerning you. 1720 01:11:46,506 --> 01:11:48,410 - I think I'm proudest of the two of us. 1721 01:11:48,740 --> 01:11:49,743 - I'm prouder than proud. - I'm the most proud. 1722 01:11:49,809 --> 01:11:51,478 - No, if I was climbing Proud Mountain, 1723 01:11:51,511 --> 01:11:54,814 I'd be on the peak of Mount Proudness. 1724 01:11:59,185 --> 01:12:00,320 Good. 1725 01:12:00,353 --> 01:12:03,323 [dramatic music] 1726 01:12:03,356 --> 01:12:10,263 * * 1727 01:12:30,116 --> 01:12:32,419 - So this is The Bull's hideout? 1728 01:12:32,452 --> 01:12:33,953 - It's a microbrewery. 1729 01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:36,189 But really, it's a front. 1730 01:12:36,222 --> 01:12:39,192 - It's just, you kind of sold it as something deadly. 1731 01:12:39,225 --> 01:12:42,950 You sure they're here? - Yeah. 1732 01:12:42,128 --> 01:12:44,297 Their car was parked outside of Alan's place. 1733 01:12:44,364 --> 01:12:45,598 We all saw it. 1734 01:12:45,632 --> 01:12:47,670 So that means they're here, 1735 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,302 altogether, and about to do something stupid. 1736 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:29,976 [power shuts down] [alarms blaring] 1737 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,412 - Dude! You did it! 1738 01:13:32,445 --> 01:13:34,681 - [panting] Let's go! - Okay. 1739 01:13:34,748 --> 01:13:37,650 [funky spy music] 1740 01:13:37,684 --> 01:13:44,858 * * 1741 01:13:54,834 --> 01:13:56,200 - Uh-oh. 1742 01:14:01,141 --> 01:14:04,110 - That guard just left his post. 1743 01:14:04,144 --> 01:14:05,512 Something's going down. 1744 01:14:05,545 --> 01:14:07,814 O'Hara, let's go in. 1745 01:14:07,847 --> 01:14:09,949 - Selene, stay put. - No-- 1746 01:14:09,983 --> 01:14:11,451 - Try not to give birth. 1747 01:14:11,484 --> 01:14:12,886 - And call the local cops for backup, 1748 01:14:12,952 --> 01:14:14,554 and let's secure this perimeter. 1749 01:14:20,193 --> 01:14:21,361 - Did you follow the diagram 1750 01:14:21,394 --> 01:14:23,163 and switch the blue wire with the green wire? 1751 01:14:23,196 --> 01:14:25,650 - I just cut everything attached to the main switch. 1752 01:14:25,131 --> 01:14:26,499 - Good call. That won't look weird at all. 1753 01:14:26,533 --> 01:14:29,536 - Nah-- Dude, someone's coming. 1754 01:14:29,569 --> 01:14:30,503 Winter Soldier. 1755 01:14:38,780 --> 01:14:40,580 [gunshot] - What? What? 1756 01:14:42,849 --> 01:14:44,317 - That sounded like gunfire. 1757 01:14:44,351 --> 01:14:46,252 - You think that could have been anything but a gunshot? 1758 01:14:46,319 --> 01:14:49,155 Maybe it was Tap-Man. - Tap-Man? 1759 01:14:49,189 --> 01:14:51,224 Dude, you're Tap-Man. We--we made that up. 1760 01:14:51,257 --> 01:14:52,859 - I don't know, Shawn. Maybe it was The Catch. 1761 01:14:52,892 --> 01:14:55,610 - What? I'm the Catch. 1762 01:14:55,950 --> 01:14:56,429 Oh, shoot. 1763 01:14:59,165 --> 01:15:00,367 It's a ninja. - What happened to 1764 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,680 "nobody's here on a Sunday"? - Go that way. 1765 01:15:08,908 --> 01:15:11,244 - I'm supposed to just sit here? 1766 01:15:16,616 --> 01:15:18,218 - Come on. - Shh, shh. Shh, shh. 1767 01:15:18,251 --> 01:15:21,870 All right, all right. Let's just lay low, hide out. 1768 01:15:21,121 --> 01:15:23,857 Hope that Decker made it to the safe room. 1769 01:15:23,890 --> 01:15:26,693 - Uh, Shawn? - What? 1770 01:15:26,726 --> 01:15:28,294 - There's a dead guy here. 1771 01:15:28,361 --> 01:15:30,196 - What? 1772 01:15:30,230 --> 01:15:31,965 Is it Decker? 1773 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,235 - No. It's some random dude. 1774 01:15:35,268 --> 01:15:37,137 - What, were you just openly disappointed? 1775 01:15:37,203 --> 01:15:39,139 - I'm indifferent, Shawn. 1776 01:15:45,412 --> 01:15:47,480 - Gus. 1777 01:15:47,547 --> 01:15:49,582 That's not just some random dude. 1778 01:15:52,652 --> 01:15:54,387 That's The Bull. 1779 01:15:54,421 --> 01:15:55,989 - [radio static] Power system shut down. 1780 01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:00,260 We have a security breach. All units, report in. 1781 01:16:00,293 --> 01:16:01,461 - [grunts] [thud] 1782 01:16:01,494 --> 01:16:02,595 [gun ****s] 1783 01:16:02,629 --> 01:16:05,799 - How many more of you are there? 1784 01:16:05,832 --> 01:16:08,635 - How did this happen? - What is he even doing here? 1785 01:16:08,668 --> 01:16:10,336 - [sighs] 1786 01:16:12,772 --> 01:16:15,108 Hey! Decker! Hey! 1787 01:16:15,141 --> 01:16:17,811 - Oh, no, no! 1788 01:16:17,844 --> 01:16:19,479 No! No! 1789 01:16:19,512 --> 01:16:21,648 - Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't look at us. 1790 01:16:21,681 --> 01:16:23,416 We stuck to the plan and shut the power down. 1791 01:16:23,450 --> 01:16:25,318 - Yeah, and then we heard a gunshot 1792 01:16:25,352 --> 01:16:27,320 and saw what might have been a ninja 1793 01:16:27,354 --> 01:16:28,655 holding a gun right outside. 1794 01:16:28,688 --> 01:16:30,357 - Then we realized it couldn't be a ninja, 1795 01:16:30,423 --> 01:16:32,425 because no self-respecting ninja would be holding a gun. 1796 01:16:32,459 --> 01:16:33,960 - So then we came in here to hide. 1797 01:16:33,993 --> 01:16:34,994 - Not hide. Regroup. 1798 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:36,262 - Reset. - Reassess. 1799 01:16:36,296 --> 01:16:38,331 - Reassess the situation. - Like men. 1800 01:16:38,365 --> 01:16:42,702 - And as you can see, The Bull is no longer with us. 1801 01:16:42,769 --> 01:16:44,371 May he rest. - Uh... 1802 01:16:44,437 --> 01:16:47,874 - Well, uh, the good news is I made it to the safe room. 1803 01:16:47,941 --> 01:16:49,843 - Congratulations, man. It's been a long haul. 1804 01:16:49,876 --> 01:16:51,111 What's the bad news? 1805 01:16:51,144 --> 01:16:54,681 - Bad news is that he's dead for real. 1806 01:16:54,714 --> 01:16:57,183 And you two are the ones who killed him. 1807 01:16:59,119 --> 01:17:02,856 Now, believe me, if I didn't have to absolutely do this, 1808 01:17:02,889 --> 01:17:04,357 I wouldn't. 1809 01:17:04,391 --> 01:17:07,327 But, wow, does the two of you guys being here 1810 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:08,828 tie up a lot of loose ends for me. 1811 01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:10,997 - You were never gonna sign divorce papers. 1812 01:17:11,310 --> 01:17:12,532 - That wasn't even necessary. 1813 01:17:12,565 --> 01:17:14,340 My cousin Nipsey wasn't ordained. 1814 01:17:14,670 --> 01:17:15,468 His name is Nipsey. 1815 01:17:15,502 --> 01:17:17,704 - That wasn't a nickname? - No, it wasn't a nickname! 1816 01:17:17,737 --> 01:17:20,640 The marriage wasn't legit. I couldn't tell her that. 1817 01:17:20,674 --> 01:17:22,208 That's how she stayed connected to me. 1818 01:17:22,242 --> 01:17:24,377 - So I can marry Selene. 1819 01:17:24,411 --> 01:17:26,120 - Technically, yes. 1820 01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:27,914 If I wasn't about to kill you. 1821 01:17:27,981 --> 01:17:29,349 - Do you honestly think 1822 01:17:29,382 --> 01:17:30,717 Selene's gonna get back with you 1823 01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:33,420 after she finds out you killed her baby's father? 1824 01:17:33,486 --> 01:17:35,555 - Well, they're gonna think The Bull killed you. 1825 01:17:35,588 --> 01:17:37,900 And probably Shawn killed The Bull. 1826 01:17:37,157 --> 01:17:38,391 And it's gonna be hard 1827 01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:39,926 to sort through the pile of dead bodies. 1828 01:17:39,993 --> 01:17:44,264 Look, anyways, they find you dead, everyone wins. 1829 01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:46,232 Well, I guess that's subjective. 1830 01:17:46,266 --> 01:17:47,701 - Nah. - Gus. 1831 01:17:47,734 --> 01:17:49,369 - Hell, nah. - What are you doing? 1832 01:17:49,402 --> 01:17:51,104 - I'm not gonna stand here, counting the moments 1833 01:17:51,171 --> 01:17:52,605 till my impending death. 1834 01:17:52,672 --> 01:17:54,908 You ready to kill somebody who's not a warlord? 1835 01:17:54,941 --> 01:17:57,243 Huh? You man enough for that? 1836 01:17:57,277 --> 01:17:59,746 With your gun and your little man purse? 1837 01:17:59,779 --> 01:18:01,748 You see my bag? 1838 01:18:01,781 --> 01:18:03,917 - It's not about the size of the bag. 1839 01:18:03,950 --> 01:18:05,185 - I love Selene. 1840 01:18:05,218 --> 01:18:07,721 And I've co-solved over 130 murders 1841 01:18:07,754 --> 01:18:09,556 while maintaining a full-time job 1842 01:18:09,589 --> 01:18:11,424 and finishing no less than 9th out 12 1843 01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:14,127 at the annual County Fair Pottery Throwdown. 1844 01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:16,960 Except for that year I was disqualified. 1845 01:18:16,129 --> 01:18:17,697 So take your best shot, motherfu-- 1846 01:18:17,731 --> 01:18:19,632 - Alan. 1847 01:18:19,699 --> 01:18:22,135 Put that gun down. 1848 01:18:22,202 --> 01:18:24,700 - Special K, is that really you? 1849 01:18:24,104 --> 01:18:25,772 - K? K for what? 1850 01:18:25,805 --> 01:18:27,440 - That's not important right now, baby. 1851 01:18:27,474 --> 01:18:28,908 - If I'm gonna die, I need to go knowing 1852 01:18:28,942 --> 01:18:30,744 what your real name is-- at least give me that. 1853 01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:35,148 - [mumbles] Kareem. 1854 01:18:35,215 --> 01:18:38,918 - You--your name is Kareem? 1855 01:18:38,952 --> 01:18:40,820 - How are we spelling that? 1856 01:18:40,887 --> 01:18:42,956 - My name is Selene, 1857 01:18:42,989 --> 01:18:45,325 now and forevermore. 1858 01:18:45,392 --> 01:18:47,600 Just not legally. Yet. 1859 01:18:47,930 --> 01:18:50,630 - Oh, I knew it. I knew it. I knew I would see you again. 1860 01:18:50,663 --> 01:18:53,990 Oh, man, I knew-- okay, okay, okay. 1861 01:18:53,133 --> 01:18:54,501 Right, now is not the ideal time, 1862 01:18:54,567 --> 01:18:56,569 but, boo, I got everything-- 1863 01:18:56,603 --> 01:18:58,938 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I got everything worked out. 1864 01:18:58,972 --> 01:19:00,640 - Put the gun down, Alan. - Sorry, sorry. 1865 01:19:00,674 --> 01:19:01,808 I'm sorry. 1866 01:19:01,841 --> 01:19:03,476 - I know you. 1867 01:19:03,510 --> 01:19:04,778 You're not a killer. 1868 01:19:04,811 --> 01:19:07,781 - Uh, the Bull here might beg to differ. 1869 01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:13,319 - He was a monster. 1870 01:19:13,353 --> 01:19:16,456 [zipper murmurs] 1871 01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:21,270 You've suffered enough. 1872 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:22,629 It's time for you to be happy. 1873 01:19:22,662 --> 01:19:25,832 Go. Run before the cops show up. 1874 01:19:25,865 --> 01:19:28,301 - Come with me. 1875 01:19:28,334 --> 01:19:31,137 - I can't. 1876 01:19:31,171 --> 01:19:33,340 Gus is my happy now. 1877 01:19:33,373 --> 01:19:35,442 It's time for you to find yours. 1878 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:43,717 - [sighs] 1879 01:19:43,783 --> 01:19:44,984 I'm sorry. 1880 01:19:48,555 --> 01:19:49,889 But nobody takes my girl-- 1881 01:19:52,992 --> 01:19:55,862 Gus, did you try to take me out with a tiny present? 1882 01:19:57,964 --> 01:19:59,399 'Cause you ought to do better than that. 1883 01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:01,534 [box beeping] 1884 01:20:01,568 --> 01:20:04,504 - Oh! My eyes! My eyes! 1885 01:20:04,537 --> 01:20:05,905 - No-- - Oh--[grunts] 1886 01:20:13,513 --> 01:20:14,748 - I killed him. 1887 01:20:17,170 --> 01:20:19,586 - What? No. You didn't, Gus. He's just unconscious. 1888 01:20:19,652 --> 01:20:21,755 - I'm talking about my Lester. 1889 01:20:21,821 --> 01:20:23,390 - Oh. Yeah. 1890 01:20:23,423 --> 01:20:25,892 You did do that. 1891 01:20:25,925 --> 01:20:28,895 - We're having a boy! 1892 01:20:28,928 --> 01:20:29,829 - Oh--oh, my gosh! 1893 01:20:29,863 --> 01:20:31,164 - Oh, my gosh! - Oh, my gosh! 1894 01:20:31,197 --> 01:20:32,399 - Oh, my gosh! - Oh, my gosh! 1895 01:20:32,432 --> 01:20:34,567 - Oh, my gosh! - Ahh! 1896 01:20:34,601 --> 01:20:36,269 - It's no biggie. It's just a contraction. 1897 01:20:36,336 --> 01:20:38,171 It's okay. We have time--ooh! 1898 01:20:38,204 --> 01:20:40,907 - Okay. Shawn, Shawn, get the kegs off the dolly. 1899 01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:43,276 - Yeah. - Okay. 1900 01:20:43,343 --> 01:20:44,744 Come on. Okay, take your time. 1901 01:20:44,778 --> 01:20:46,746 Take your time. Take your time. 1902 01:20:46,780 --> 01:20:49,549 All right, my love. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 1903 01:20:49,582 --> 01:20:50,684 - I got you. I got you. - Okay. 1904 01:20:50,717 --> 01:20:53,253 - Ooh! - Right there. 1905 01:20:53,286 --> 01:20:54,688 You're going back for the bag? 1906 01:20:54,721 --> 01:20:55,922 - Shawn, we've been through this! 1907 01:20:55,955 --> 01:20:57,557 Get her on the dolly! - Okay, okay, okay! 1908 01:20:57,590 --> 01:20:59,459 - Watch out. Watch out. Okay. 1909 01:20:59,526 --> 01:21:00,960 Okay, here we go. 1910 01:21:01,270 --> 01:21:02,862 [both yelp] 1911 01:21:02,896 --> 01:21:05,265 [grunts] 1912 01:21:05,298 --> 01:21:08,368 [sirens wail] 1913 01:21:08,401 --> 01:21:10,804 [radio chatter] 1914 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:21,114 - I think that's everyone. 1915 01:21:21,147 --> 01:21:23,116 - Okay, one more sweep. 1916 01:21:23,149 --> 01:21:25,510 Find your husband. - Mm-hmm. 1917 01:21:27,387 --> 01:21:28,788 - It's all right. Just relax. 1918 01:21:28,822 --> 01:21:30,560 What do you think, left or right? 1919 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:32,625 - I don't know! - All right, let's go right! 1920 01:21:32,659 --> 01:21:34,627 - Shawn, how do we get the hell out of here? 1921 01:21:34,661 --> 01:21:35,628 - I don't know. I don't know. 1922 01:21:35,662 --> 01:21:37,230 Maybe we don't. Maybe we're lost. 1923 01:21:37,263 --> 01:21:40,233 - Stop. I'm sorry. No. I just--I just need a minute. 1924 01:21:40,266 --> 01:21:41,835 - Yeah, take a breather. Take a breather. 1925 01:21:43,503 --> 01:21:45,138 - Okay. Okay. - Gus. 1926 01:21:45,171 --> 01:21:47,640 Gus, that's the-- that's the safe room, right? 1927 01:21:47,674 --> 01:21:49,750 There's a sofa. - Ooh, sofa sounds great. 1928 01:21:49,109 --> 01:21:50,944 - Yeah, and the back wall is the ship from "Alien." 1929 01:21:50,977 --> 01:21:52,512 - The Nostromo. - Was it the Nostromo? 1930 01:21:52,579 --> 01:21:53,980 What's Prometheus then-- 1931 01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:55,982 - Guys, I just--I would really like to get in there. 1932 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,984 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on, come on. 1933 01:21:58,180 --> 01:21:59,619 - Okay, thank you. - Here we go. Here we go. 1934 01:21:59,652 --> 01:22:01,521 - Plenty wide. Right this way. 1935 01:22:01,588 --> 01:22:02,822 Right this way. You're doing great. 1936 01:22:02,856 --> 01:22:04,657 - Here we go. Okay. - Doing great. 1937 01:22:04,691 --> 01:22:06,326 Look at that, huh? - [yelps] 1938 01:22:06,359 --> 01:22:08,862 - Whoo! Okay. 1939 01:22:08,895 --> 01:22:11,398 - Oh, oh, oh! Hold on. Hold on. Oh, okay. 1940 01:22:11,431 --> 01:22:13,133 - Thank you for getting here so quickly. 1941 01:22:13,166 --> 01:22:15,301 We've got one shooting victim, but I don't think 1942 01:22:15,335 --> 01:22:16,903 the paramedics are gonna do much good. 1943 01:22:16,936 --> 01:22:20,440 But let's go ahead and scour every inch of this place, okay? 1944 01:22:20,473 --> 01:22:22,108 You go that way. 1945 01:22:22,142 --> 01:22:24,577 - It's a burrito with an empanada inside. 1946 01:22:24,611 --> 01:22:26,446 Now, it's gonna take us a little while to get there, 1947 01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:28,140 but you are going to thank me forever. 1948 01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:29,516 - It sounds delicious. 1949 01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:32,419 And I know I said I thought I had about an hour or so, 1950 01:22:32,452 --> 01:22:33,853 but this baby's coming right now. 1951 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:34,854 - Gus. - Oh. 1952 01:22:34,921 --> 01:22:35,855 - Gus. - Oh! 1953 01:22:35,922 --> 01:22:36,923 - Gus! - Oh! 1954 01:22:36,956 --> 01:22:37,824 - Gus! - Okay, don't worry. 1955 01:22:37,857 --> 01:22:39,659 Don't worry. 1956 01:22:39,693 --> 01:22:42,280 I know exactly what to do. 1957 01:22:42,950 --> 01:22:44,300 - Why are you leaving? Why would you do that? 1958 01:22:44,970 --> 01:22:45,999 Okay. Okay. How can I help you? 1959 01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:48,368 - Here we go. - Thank God! 1960 01:22:48,401 --> 01:22:50,570 Where are the paramedics? 1961 01:22:50,603 --> 01:22:53,106 And why are you Zooming with...Father Westley? 1962 01:22:53,173 --> 01:22:55,750 - Wedding first. - Hey! 1963 01:22:55,108 --> 01:22:57,610 - Gus, where are you going? She's in labor! 1964 01:22:57,677 --> 01:23:00,130 - Oh, there's the bride. 1965 01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:01,748 Uh, she looks lovely. 1966 01:23:01,781 --> 01:23:04,417 - Father Westley, is a Zoom wedding ceremony even legal? 1967 01:23:04,451 --> 01:23:06,190 - As far as I know. 1968 01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:07,687 - It's fine. No, this is for God's eyes. 1969 01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,189 - You and Gus are crazy people. 1970 01:23:09,222 --> 01:23:11,391 - Well, this is a wonderful but unexpected surprise. 1971 01:23:11,424 --> 01:23:13,593 I had an exorcism scheduled at 2:00, 1972 01:23:13,626 --> 01:23:14,928 but they canceled. 1973 01:23:14,961 --> 01:23:16,629 Unlucky for them. 1974 01:23:16,696 --> 01:23:18,598 Serendipity, right? 1975 01:23:18,631 --> 01:23:20,934 - Where we you getting all of these laptops? 1976 01:23:20,967 --> 01:23:22,235 Is that... 1977 01:23:22,268 --> 01:23:23,970 Curt Smith? You're alive! 1978 01:23:24,370 --> 01:23:25,380 [tuning] 1979 01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:29,420 - Oh, hey, Selene. Hi, Guster. 1980 01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:30,377 Do I have time for a soundcheck? 1981 01:23:30,410 --> 01:23:31,711 - Wow. 1982 01:23:31,745 --> 01:23:33,646 - We need to start the ceremony right now! 1983 01:23:33,713 --> 01:23:35,548 - Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. 1984 01:23:35,582 --> 01:23:37,717 - The power of Christ compels you! 1985 01:23:37,751 --> 01:23:39,552 The power of-- - Father, that's an exorcism. 1986 01:23:39,586 --> 01:23:42,455 - Oh, sorry. Force of habit. Force of habit. 1987 01:23:42,489 --> 01:23:43,957 - This is the police. 1988 01:23:43,990 --> 01:23:46,860 The building you're in is an active crime scene. 1989 01:23:46,893 --> 01:23:48,928 Please evacuate the premises. 1990 01:23:51,970 --> 01:23:52,399 - Much better. 1991 01:23:52,432 --> 01:23:54,501 - No, Gus, that's a time-lock door. 1992 01:23:54,567 --> 01:23:56,636 We're in the safe room. Why would you do that? 1993 01:23:56,669 --> 01:23:58,138 - It was loud, Shawn. 1994 01:23:58,171 --> 01:24:00,907 - But now we're stuck in here! 1995 01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:02,509 - Yeah. 1996 01:24:02,575 --> 01:24:04,344 - You're doing great, though. Just keep breathing. 1997 01:24:04,411 --> 01:24:05,812 - Yes, you are. Breathe. 1998 01:24:05,845 --> 01:24:07,847 - Okay, look, I'm really in labor. 1999 01:24:07,914 --> 01:24:10,817 Like way far down the road. It's, like, bone-grinding. 2000 01:24:10,850 --> 01:24:12,352 - Jules! Oh, God. 2001 01:24:13,119 --> 01:24:14,654 You have to help me. It won't open. 2002 01:24:16,589 --> 01:24:19,159 You have to come in here, because I can't get out there. 2003 01:24:20,894 --> 01:24:21,995 Jules, you have to come in here, 2004 01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:23,930 because I can't get out there! 2005 01:24:23,963 --> 01:24:26,266 You have to come in here, because I can't get out there! 2006 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,169 - What? I mean, what--what, Father? 2007 01:24:29,202 --> 01:24:31,204 - If we're gonna finish the ceremony, 2008 01:24:31,237 --> 01:24:33,406 you're gonna have to be the one to deliver this baby. 2009 01:24:33,473 --> 01:24:35,410 - No. I can't do that. 2010 01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:37,344 - Are you gonna give me my dream wedding or not, Shawn? 2011 01:24:37,377 --> 01:24:39,312 - This is your dream wedding? 2012 01:24:39,346 --> 01:24:41,247 - Yes, it is! Get over here! 2013 01:24:41,314 --> 01:24:43,817 - On this peaceful day, 2014 01:24:43,850 --> 01:24:46,753 we are here to wed these two in holy matrimony 2015 01:24:46,820 --> 01:24:50,230 and, as a bonus, witness the birth of a new baby. 2016 01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:53,259 - All right. Let's twist this. 2017 01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:55,362 - No, let's not twist this. 2018 01:24:58,932 --> 01:24:59,999 - [mouths words] 2019 01:25:00,330 --> 01:25:02,268 - No. No. [inhales deeply, exhales] 2020 01:25:02,302 --> 01:25:04,104 - [chants in Latin] 2021 01:25:04,137 --> 01:25:05,338 - No, no, no. 2022 01:25:05,372 --> 01:25:07,340 Father, you're slipping back into that Latin. 2023 01:25:07,374 --> 01:25:10,377 - Oh, this is way harder than it looks. My bad. 2024 01:25:10,443 --> 01:25:13,380 Upside, the baby's gonna be relatively demon-free. 2025 01:25:13,446 --> 01:25:15,215 - Okay, speed it up, Padre. - Yes, ma'am. 2026 01:25:15,281 --> 01:25:17,617 You have prepared some vows? 2027 01:25:17,650 --> 01:25:19,486 both: Skip 'em. 2028 01:25:19,519 --> 01:25:20,553 - Where is it? 2029 01:25:20,620 --> 01:25:22,220 Ah. 2030 01:25:22,550 --> 01:25:24,240 Do you, Selene, take Guster, 2031 01:25:24,570 --> 01:25:26,292 in sickness and in health-- - [screams] 2032 01:25:26,326 --> 01:25:27,460 - And all that other stuff? 2033 01:25:29,262 --> 01:25:31,798 Hey, O'Hara. - [whimpers] Hey. 2034 01:25:31,831 --> 01:25:32,832 - Sweetie, are you crying? 2035 01:25:32,899 --> 01:25:35,100 - Oh, I always cry at weddings. 2036 01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,470 - Weddings? - Mm-hmm. 2037 01:25:37,504 --> 01:25:39,606 - Hey, is that Father Westley? - Mm-hmm. 2038 01:25:39,639 --> 01:25:40,674 Yes. 2039 01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:42,175 And she's in labor. 2040 01:25:42,242 --> 01:25:44,811 - What? - Yeah! 2041 01:25:44,844 --> 01:25:47,514 - Okay, why is he throwing Holy Water at his laptop screen? 2042 01:25:47,580 --> 01:25:48,615 - Out! Out! 2043 01:25:48,648 --> 01:25:49,983 - Father, seriously? 2044 01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:52,952 - Oh, sorry. Again. 2045 01:25:52,986 --> 01:25:54,754 - Whatever you just said, I do. 2046 01:25:54,788 --> 01:25:56,956 - Perfect. Perfect. 2047 01:26:00,527 --> 01:26:05,365 Now, Mr. Smith, do you know Corinthians 13? 2048 01:26:05,432 --> 01:26:07,600 - No. Do you mind if I do "Previous Holiday" 2049 01:26:07,634 --> 01:26:08,601 from my new project? 2050 01:26:08,635 --> 01:26:10,937 - Oh, wow. Dude, you got the gig. 2051 01:26:10,970 --> 01:26:13,340 - No. They gave it to Jerome. 2052 01:26:13,373 --> 01:26:15,642 You know, the guy that holds the mirror in The Time. 2053 01:26:15,675 --> 01:26:18,144 Doesn't mean I can't do my own Wham!, though. 2054 01:26:18,178 --> 01:26:21,147 Expect I'm gonna pronounce it "Whahm." 2055 01:26:21,181 --> 01:26:23,149 - What are you talking about right now? 2056 01:26:23,183 --> 01:26:24,851 - You guys are welcome to be in the video. 2057 01:26:25,318 --> 01:26:27,287 - Fine. You can all be in the video. 2058 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:30,757 - Ah, that's pass for me. I'm more of a crooner. 2059 01:26:33,226 --> 01:26:35,862 - What if we just skip the interlude? 2060 01:26:35,895 --> 01:26:37,197 - As long as the check clears. 2061 01:26:37,330 --> 01:26:38,498 - Avert your eyes! 2062 01:26:38,531 --> 01:26:40,767 Avert your eyes! Avert your eyes! 2063 01:26:40,834 --> 01:26:43,703 - Someone take this baby from me! Oh, God! 2064 01:26:43,737 --> 01:26:44,904 - I'm married! 2065 01:26:44,938 --> 01:26:48,108 - The miracle of childbirth is horrifying! 2066 01:26:48,174 --> 01:26:50,410 Oh, Jules. Oh, thank God you're here. 2067 01:26:50,443 --> 01:26:53,413 I'm gonna be scarred forever. Oh, pat my back. 2068 01:26:53,446 --> 01:26:55,515 - That feel good? You're okay! 2069 01:26:55,548 --> 01:26:58,251 - Oh, God! 2070 01:26:58,284 --> 01:26:59,252 Use your nails. - My baby. 2071 01:26:59,285 --> 01:27:01,421 - Oh, God! - Oh, my baby! 2072 01:27:01,454 --> 01:27:03,723 - Oh, I know. I got you. - Oh, God. 2073 01:27:03,757 --> 01:27:05,592 - It's okay. It's okay. I'm here to scratch you. 2074 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:08,610 - It's our baby. - Oh--oh, hi, Chief. 2075 01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:10,430 I didn't see you standing there. 2076 01:27:10,463 --> 01:27:14,267 Oh, please tell me you have Decker in custody. 2077 01:27:14,300 --> 01:27:17,537 - Huh? - Decker. Selene's ex. 2078 01:27:17,570 --> 01:27:20,273 He should have been on the floor on the tasting room, 2079 01:27:20,306 --> 01:27:22,375 covered in blue powder, 2080 01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:26,790 his pants generally around his knees... 2081 01:27:26,112 --> 01:27:29,315 next to the dead ginger CEO, who's also a kingpin. 2082 01:27:31,384 --> 01:27:33,720 - I saw a dead CEO, the severed head of a dummy, 2083 01:27:33,753 --> 01:27:36,456 and plenty of blue powder, but that's it. 2084 01:27:36,489 --> 01:27:38,658 - This is not good. - No. 2085 01:27:40,593 --> 01:27:44,297 We're not gonna tell them that he got away right now. 2086 01:27:44,330 --> 01:27:45,832 Yeah. Yeah. 2087 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:49,803 - I need three officers with me right now. 2088 01:27:51,438 --> 01:27:52,806 - Look at that baby. 2089 01:27:52,839 --> 01:27:56,910 - His head was so heavy, and his body was so light. 2090 01:27:56,943 --> 01:27:58,445 - Aww, but you're okay. 2091 01:27:58,478 --> 01:27:59,913 - And he bit my finger right there. 2092 01:27:59,946 --> 01:28:02,482 - He didn't--he didn't bite-- - If you look very close, 2093 01:28:02,515 --> 01:28:04,517 you can see that he bit my finger. 2094 01:28:04,584 --> 01:28:06,619 - He did not bite your finger. 2095 01:28:06,653 --> 01:28:08,455 [sobbing] 2096 01:28:08,488 --> 01:28:10,357 - Would you like to meet your godbaby? 2097 01:28:10,423 --> 01:28:12,425 - [gasps] - I'll meet him from over here. 2098 01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:15,128 - Oh! Oh, gosh. 2099 01:28:15,161 --> 01:28:16,463 You already met him. 2100 01:28:16,496 --> 01:28:18,832 I'm gonna meet him! 2101 01:28:18,865 --> 01:28:19,933 Yes! 2102 01:28:22,102 --> 01:28:23,203 Thank you. 2103 01:28:23,269 --> 01:28:25,872 Yes! [soft laughter] 2104 01:28:25,939 --> 01:28:27,807 Oh, hello. 2105 01:28:27,841 --> 01:28:31,311 Hi. Oh, my gosh. 2106 01:28:36,116 --> 01:28:38,184 - Can I tell you something? 2107 01:28:38,218 --> 01:28:40,520 Whoever wrapped him up in that-- 2108 01:28:40,553 --> 01:28:43,656 in that little cloth napkin, 2109 01:28:43,690 --> 01:28:45,792 that's who the real MVP is. 2110 01:28:54,501 --> 01:28:56,903 Ugh! - [sobbing] 2111 01:28:56,970 --> 01:28:58,371 I have a son. 2112 01:28:58,405 --> 01:29:01,374 [sentimental music] 2113 01:29:01,408 --> 01:29:08,548 * * 2114 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:15,922 - WAM UL. 2115 01:29:15,989 --> 01:29:17,924 Not UK. 2116 01:29:17,991 --> 01:29:19,426 That's WAM without an H. 2117 01:29:19,492 --> 01:29:22,228 Or an exclamashe-un point. Let's go! 2118 01:29:22,262 --> 01:29:29,402 * * 2119 01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:50,143 ["I Know You Know" playing] 2120 01:31:50,176 --> 01:31:54,800 * * 2121 01:31:54,147 --> 01:31:57,717 - * In between the lines, there's a lot of obscurity * 2122 01:31:57,751 --> 01:32:01,870 * I'm not inclined to resign to maturity * 2123 01:32:01,154 --> 01:32:04,391 * If it's all right, then you're all wrong * 2124 01:32:04,424 --> 01:32:09,620 * But why bounce around to the same damn song? * 2125 01:32:09,950 --> 01:32:13,660 * You'd rather run when you can't crawl * 2126 01:32:13,990 --> 01:32:15,402 * * 2127 01:32:15,435 --> 01:32:18,905 * I know you know that I'm not telling the truth * 2128 01:32:18,938 --> 01:32:22,208 * I know you know they just don't have any proof * 2129 01:32:22,242 --> 01:32:25,178 * Embrace the deception, learn how to bend * 2130 01:32:25,211 --> 01:32:29,549 * Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end * 2131 01:32:29,582 --> 01:32:31,518 * I know you know * 2132 01:32:31,551 --> 01:32:33,219 * * 2133 01:32:33,253 --> 01:32:34,954 * I know you know * 2134 01:32:35,210 --> 01:32:39,125 * * 2135 01:32:42,128 --> 01:32:45,650 [suspenseful music] 2136 01:32:45,980 --> 01:32:52,380 * * 2137 01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:25,739 [waves crash, seagulls calling]