1
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[MALE] Through the years,
I have been known by many names.

2
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Diablo Gato.

3
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The Furry Lover.

4
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Chupacabra.

5
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Friskie Two-Times.

6
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And the Ginger Hit Man. [CHUCKLES]

7
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But to most... I am Puss In Boots!

8
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Outlaw.

9
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[FAN SQUEAKING]

10
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[SNORING]

11
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[CHAIN CLANKS]

12
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[PURRING SNORE]

13
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I will never forget you... Margherita.

14
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[MEOWS]

15
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I mean, Rosa. [CHUCKLES]

16
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Uh, sorry. I think maybe I should go.

17
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[MAN SNORING]

18
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Hmm.

19
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[SNORING CONTINUES]

20
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[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]

21
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[SHOUTS]

22
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[SHOUTS, GRUNTS]

23
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[BOTH GRUNTING]

24
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[SNICKERS]

25
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[YOWLS]

26
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[MAN] Oh! Ow! Ooh!

27
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You cannot run forever,

28
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Puss In Boots!

29
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[PANTING]

30
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[SIGHS WISTFULLY]

31
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[BLOWS KISSES]

32
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[PUSS] What can I say?
I was a bad kitty.

33
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Just a fugitive from the law...
forever running.

34
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Searching for a way to clear my name.

35
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And I would get that chance...

36
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[SWORD WHIPPING]
...on this one fateful night.

37
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[FIREWORKS WHISTLE, EXPLODE]
[CELEBRATORY HOWLING]

38
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[FESTIVE LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]

39
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[CHEERING]

40
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[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

41
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[CHEERING]

42
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[MEN CHATTERING]

43
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[DERISIVE LAUGHTER]

44
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Here, kitty, kitty! [LAUGHS]

45
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Raoul. Look what the cat dragged in.

46
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Oh, wait... That is the cat!

47
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[LAUGHTER]
[PUSS GROWLS]

48
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[GRUNTS]

49
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One leche, please.

50
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What are you doing here,señor?
Did you lose your ball of yarn?

51
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[LAUGHTER]

52
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[CHUCKLES] So funny.

53
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One leche coming up.

54
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[GRUNTS]

55
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[CACKLING]

56
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[PUSS] I am not looking for trouble.

57
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I am but a humble gato
in search of his next meal.

58
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Perhaps you gentlemen
can help me find a simple score?

59
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The only thing you'll find tonight is
trouble... Puss In Boots.

60
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

61
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Well, perhaps if one of us
were to tell the law

62
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that you are in town,
we could split the reward.

63
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[MEN SHRIEK]

64
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[TSK-TSKING]

65
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You made the cat angry.

66
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You do not want to make the cat angry!

67
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[CLEARS THROAT] The Church
of St. Michael has just put up

68
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a golden statue
of the Virgin of Guadalupe.

69
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I do not steal from churches.

70
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The boys' orphanage has been
donated silver candlesticks,

71
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they would look
very lovely in your home.

72
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- I do not steal from orphans.
- Uh, what about Jack and Jill?

73
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- Shh! Are you crazy?
- The what?

74
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The murderous outlaws Jack and Jill have
gotten their hands on... magic beans.

75
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Do not joke with me about magic beans!

76
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I searched half my life for them.
They do not exist.

77
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No, cat. We have seen them.

78
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These... are the beans of legend.

79
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Huh? Whoa.

80
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Grows a vine to the Land of Giants,

81
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and the Golden Goose.

82
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The Golden Goose...

83
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A heist like this
could set you up for life.

84
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All nine of them.

85
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Show him the golden eggs.

86
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No!

87
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Please, you have shown enough.

88
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Only a cat with a death wish would
steal the beans from Jack and Jill.

89
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The only wish I have
is to repay an old debt.

90
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And this is my chance.

91
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Now...

92
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...where do I find this Jack and Jill?

93
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[SQUEALING]

94
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[SWALLOWS]

95
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[PLAYS SLOW BALLAD]

96
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[LOW RUMBLING]
- Huh? [GASPS]

97
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[GASPS]
[STOPS PLAYING]

98
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[GASPING]
[DOG YELPS]

99
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I'm sorry... we have no rooms.

100
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[MAN GROANS]
[THUDS]

101
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Well, I think one just opened up.

102
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[MAN WHIMPERS]

103
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We'd like a complimentary
continental breakfast.

104
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And don't even think about
skimping on them baby muffins.

105
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[DOOR LOCKS]

106
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[WHIMPERING]
We don't have any baby muffins.

107
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[SOBBING]
[BALLAD RESUMES]

108
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[JACK] You know, Jill...

109
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...I been thinking.

110
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[JILL SIGHING] Get it out.

111
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I, um... Once we're done
with this magic bean business

112
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and got ourselves all them
beautiful golden eggs...

113
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Mm-hm, go on.

114
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...that we cut down on some
of the hijacking and murdering.

115
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I mean, it's fun and all, but, uh...

116
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...I want a baby.

117
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[BARKING]

118
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[FIREWORKS CRACKLE]
[DISTANT CHEERING]

119
00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,188
[JILL] A baby what, Jack?

120
00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,756
[JACK] A baby us, Jill.

121
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We'll raise it wild,
like a squirrel or something.

122
00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,563
Holy frijoles!

123
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They do exist.

124
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[JILL GROANS]
Ever since you fell down that hill

125
00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,136
and broke your crown,
you have been talking crazy.

126
00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,573
[GLASS SQUEAKING]

127
00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,144
[JACK] It couldn't hurt to have
an extra shooter during ambushes.

128
00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,547
[JILL] Maybe I cut too deep...
cut that brain out of your head.

129
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- Hey! What gives?
[HISSES]

130
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[JACK] If it's to be a girl,
she'll have your strong...

131
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No! No! No!

132
00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,161
You, you, you!
You stop where you are!

133
00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,429
[JILL] I don't know, Jack.

134
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How do I ride and shoot
with a baby slung on my back?

135
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[JACK] They got them backpacks now.
The way I see it, Jill...

136
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Those beans are mine!

137
00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,907
[JACK]... we fall off
this flat earth one time.

138
00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:02,575
What better proof of our love...

139
00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,511
- Me?
[JACK CONTINUING INDISTINCTLY]

140
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,247
You snap me?

141
00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:09,349
[MAKES SNAPPING SOUND]

142
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:10,984
You snap me?!

143
00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,356
[GROWLING]

144
00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:20,260
[GROWLING, HISSING]

145
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,362
[GUN BLAST]
[YOWLS]

146
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,932
You looking for something?

147
00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:27,534
[CACKLING]

148
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,839
Uh, no. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

149
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,800
No hablo inglﾃｩs.

150
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,177
[EXPLOSION]
- Whoa, whoa!

151
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,315
You are going to pay for this!

152
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,984
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
[JACK CHUCKLES]

153
00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,553
[GRUNTS, GROWLS]

154
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,521
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

155
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,825
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- Huh?!

156
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,200
Oh!

157
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,790
[GASPS]

158
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,716
No!

159
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:19,152
[SIGHS] Oh!

160
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,157
[GASPS] Chupacabra!

161
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,493
[PUSS YOWLS]
- Chupacabra! Chupacabra!

162
00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,895
- Chupacabra!
- You are a crazy woman!

163
00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,640
[GRUNTING]

164
00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,104
- Ha!
[PEOPLE GASP]

165
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,206
[PURRS]
[GIGGLES]

166
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,711
Ha-ha!

167
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,470
Ow!

168
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,884
[GROWLS]

169
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,690
[CATS YOWLING]
[GLASS SHATTERS]

170
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,280
[HOWLS]

171
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,402
[ROMANTIC LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]

172
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,205
[MEWING]
[MUSIC STOPS]

173
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,408
[PURRING]

174
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,911
[CAT CLEARS THROAT]

175
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,119
Those magic beans were my score!

176
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,389
You just cost me a chance
at getting the golden eggs, mi amigo.

177
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,324
Put up your dukes.

178
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,794
[RHYTHMIC RATTLING]

179
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,990
[CATS MEOWING]

180
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,435
[PERCUSSIVE BEAT BEGINS]

181
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,271
[LOW GROWLING]

182
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:49,750
[BEAT CONTINUING]

183
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,844
[RHYTHMIC CLANKING]

184
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,613
[CATS CHATTERING]

185
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,683
[BEAT STOPS]

186
00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,753
[BEAT RESUMES]

187
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,291
Ha!

188
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:11,970
- Yah!
[CATS CHEERING]

189
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,699
Psst!

190
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,871
Very well.

191
00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,873
If it is to be a dance fight,

192
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,309
then I will Tuesday-Night-Dance-Fight
you to the death!

193
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,450
[PLAYS DRAMATIC RIFF]

194
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,881
[FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYS]

195
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,215
Ha!

196
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,356
- Ha!
[CATS CHEERING]

197
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,531
[YOWLS]
[GASPS]

198
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:47,701
How dare you do the Litter Box at me!

199
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,670
[PUSS] Hello!

200
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,750
[SNICKERS]

201
00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,811
Toot-toot!

202
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,479
Ha!

203
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,215
Ha-ha! Hmmph!

204
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,256
 Hey-aa

205
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,328
Can you feel me?

206
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,197
[YOWLS]

207
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,734
[GRUNTS]
[MUSIC QUICKENS]

208
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,770
Ha-ha!

209
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,276
[ALL GASP]

210
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,945
Yah!

211
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,830
[SNARLS]
[GRUNTS]

212
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,422
[GRUNTING]

213
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,426
[CATS CHEER]

214
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,815
[THUNDER CRASHES]

215
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,118
[GROWLING]

216
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,889
[YOWLING IN SLOW MOTION]

217
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,459
Fear me... if you dare.

218
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,796
[GASPS]

219
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,133
Ha!

220
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,100
[CHUCKLES]

221
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,652
[GUITAR TWANGS]
[GROANS]

222
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,523
[CROWD GASPS]

223
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,660
You hit me in the head with a guitar?!

224
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,428
[STAMMERING] You are a woman?

225
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,697
Ohhh!

226
00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,966
Whoa.

227
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,536
[SCOFFS] Amateur.

228
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,640
- Wow!
[CATS MEOWING]

229
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,442
Seﾃｱorita, wait!

230
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:16,516
Let me buy you some leche!
I am a lover, not a... fighter.

231
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,788
Hello?

232
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,824
You are hiding from me?

233
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,560
I like to play the games, too.

234
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:32,799
I sense in you a kindred spirit, a...

235
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,802
[SNIFFS] Hmm.

236
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,738
I smell something familiar.

237
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,174
[SNIFFS DEEPLY]

238
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,710
Something... dangerous.

239
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,513
Something...

240
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,348
...breakfasty.

241
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,751
[MALE] It's been a long time, brother.

242
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,357
Maldito huevo.

243
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,692
Ha!

244
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,764
Humpty Alexander Dumpty.

245
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,834
How dare you show your face to me.

246
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:13,373
[SIGHS] I know you're angry.
You have every right.

247
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,608
But it is good to see you, Puss.

248
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,744
[PUSS GROWLS]
- Are those new boots?

249
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:22,415
No! They are the same boots
I wore when you betrayed me.

250
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,185
[STAMMERS] Betrayed you?

251
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,420
You left me cracked
in pieces on a bridge,

252
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,755
surrounded by soldiers!

253
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,256
They wrote a song about it!

254
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,593
And how did we get
on that bridge in the first place?!

255
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,629
Because we were brothers, and brothers
are supposed to look after each other...

256
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:37,964
Humpty!

257
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,235
Remember why we're here.

258
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,738
I should have known.

259
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,974
I had the magic beans in my grasp,

260
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:52,979
and you sent this very attractive
devil woman to interfere.

261
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,748
You are a curse on my life!

262
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,583
Whoa, whoa, wait. Hear me out. OK?

263
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,285
Yes, yes, I sent Kitty
to bring you here.

264
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,621
But she is no ordinary thief.

265
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,910
She's Kitty Softpaws.

266
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,427
The softest touch in Spain.

267
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,563
That's a lot of heel for a guy,
don't you think?

268
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,100
[SIGHS]

269
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,504
Look, with Kitty's skill,
your sword and my brain,

270
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,272
we've got a fighting chance here.

271
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,275
Puss, come on, you of all people
know that nobody's ever ripped off

272
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,780
the giant's castle
and lived to tell the tale.

273
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,580
You want to survive? You need a plan.

274
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:33,190
And I've studied this job
my whole life. You know that.

275
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,321
Let's be honest.

276
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,991
Without me, you don't even know
where to plant the beans, Puss.

277
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,428
But Jack and Jill do.
They're on their way.

278
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:47,834
We go up the beanstalk outlaws,
and we come down legends.

279
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,538
So what do you say?

280
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,840
Partners?

281
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,512
No. Never again.

282
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:05,180
I'm sorry, OK? How long
are you gonna hold a grudge?

283
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:09,522
It's been seven years!
That's like 35 cat years.

284
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:13,260
You need me! And I need you.

285
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:19,165
Puss! You got any idea what they
do to eggs in San Ricardo prison?

286
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,235
[BALLAD STOPS]

287
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,538
I'll tell you this, my friend.

288
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,740
It ain't over easy.

289
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,677
Ohhh!

290
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,216
Adiﾃｳs... Humpty Dumpty.

291
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,355
[BALLAD RESUMES]

292
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,391
Oh, this is bad. This is bad.

293
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,593
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

294
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,895
I know how to speak meow.

295
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,765
...sad story with your twisted lies

296
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,868
in your greasy shell
that smells like old ham!

297
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,737
I should crack you open for... [GASPS]

298
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,573
[GROWLS PLAYFULLY]

299
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,709
[GRUNTING]

300
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,500
[KITTY CHUCKLING] Look what I found.

301
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,870
[SING-SONGY]
Someone forgot his money.

302
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,689
[COINS RATTLE]

303
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,959
Oh, you are dangerous.

304
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,196
[CHUCKLES] Humpty says you like danger.

305
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:30,360
Just think of all the trouble
we can get into.

306
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,275
The two of us together.

307
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:39,446
We can steal a lot of golden eggs.

308
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,648
Hmm?

309
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,150
[GROANS]

310
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,987
And... you owe me.

311
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,910
- I owe you?
- Mm-hm.

312
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,660
You hit me in the head with a guitar.

313
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,620
I regret the guitar.

314
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,331
OK, I forgive you.

315
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,734
So... you're in?

316
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,502
[CHUCKLING]

317
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:07,273
There is one teeny, tiny,
itty-bitty problem.

318
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,175
And what is that?

319
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,479
You work for the egg!

320
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,180
Oh, come on, Puss.

321
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,684
What happened between you
and Humpty that was so bad?

322
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,689
I am afraid with me and Humpty...

323
00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:25,792
[SIGHS]... the scars are too deep.

324
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:30,330
[SIGHS]

325
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,466
It all started a long time ago.

326
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,335
Oh, no. You really don't have to tell me

327
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,438
- your whole life story, please.
- You may want to sit.

328
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:43,677
It is at times quite... painful.

329
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,445
OK, here we go.

330
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:51,170
It was a year in which
the rain had not fallen.

331
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:54,821
The wind was big
and the basket was small.

332
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,490
For days, I bounced along...

333
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:03,290
...a hungry little kitten with no milk,
no mama, and no litter box.

334
00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:07,701
Until I came to rest at a home
for lost children.

335
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,137
[MEWS]

336
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,840
Ohh. [CHUCKLES]

337
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,475
[CLICKS TONGUE]

338
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:19,546
[PUSS] Her name was lmelda.
And, like a mother,

339
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:23,216
she took me into her heart
and raised me as her own.

340
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,518
[KIDS SHOUTING]

341
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,986
[IMELDA] Silencio.

342
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,255
Silencio.

343
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,658
[PUSS] She was an angel of kindness.

344
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,693
ISilencio!

345
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,995
[SHOUTING STOPS]
[PUSS] Most of the time.

346
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:39,733
I'd like to introduce
a new boyjoining us.

347
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:43,570
It's OK, pequeﾃｱo.
You show with the face.

348
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,842
Go on.

349
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:52,779
[MEWS]

350
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,851
[PUSS] And that was the moment I met...

351
00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,853
Humpty Alexander Dumpty.

352
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,220
[BOY] Hey, whiskers!

353
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,257
You're sitting
in Little Boy Blue's chair.

354
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,926
[SQUEAKS]
- Oh, come on. Is this necessary?

355
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,195
Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?

356
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,131
Who asked you, Breakfast?

357
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,766
Remember what lmelda says, Boy Blue:

358
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:16,690
If you're going to blow your top,
you blow your horn instead, right?

359
00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:18,380
- Let's spin him.
[SHRIEKS]

360
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,873
Please don't spin me. Do not spin me!

361
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,475
Not again! No! I'm gonna yolk!

362
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:26,212
[PUSS] Even though he took
my beans, the egg stood up for me,

363
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,481
- and I decided then...
[GRUNTS]

364
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,884
...that I would always have his back.

365
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,752
[GRUNTS]

366
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:35,588
[HISSES]

367
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,392
Wow!

368
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,728
That was very impressive. Thanks!

369
00:22:41,895 --> 00:22:43,997
[HORN BLOWING]
[GIRL] Hey, egg boy!

370
00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:46,266
[GIRL CLUCKS]

371
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:49,269
[PUSS] There was something
about this strange little egg

372
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,404
that intrigued me.

373
00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:10,457
[SHRIEKS] Oh... it's you.

374
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:12,580
I've been collecting for months now.

375
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,627
You never know when you're gonna
get lucky. You know what I mean?

376
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,832
[WHISPERING]
Magic beans... is what they are.

377
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,936
Hello? You gonna tell all the other kids

378
00:23:23,103 --> 00:23:25,672
that I believe in magic now?
Is that what you're gonna do?

379
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,876
No? What's your name?

380
00:23:30,377 --> 00:23:33,346
[MEWS]
- You don't say much, do you?

381
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,882
I think I'll call you Sparky.

382
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,184
Whiskers?

383
00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:39,552
Zoltar!

384
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:44,290
How about Puss?

385
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:48,161
[PUSS] Humpty's mind was full
of imagination and invention.

386
00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:49,963
[HUMPTY] what is that,
50 feet down there?

387
00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:54,567
Here we go. Give me a... [YELLING] Puss!

388
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:58,872
[GASPS]
- Look at me, Puss! I'm flying!

389
00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:01,574
[LAUGHS, GRUNTS]

390
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:05,879
[PUSS] He spoke of legends
and adventures beyond my wildest dreams.

391
00:24:06,460 --> 00:24:09,149
Oh, when I find those
magic beans, they'll grow a vine

392
00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:11,484
straight up into the clouds,

393
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:15,922
where a terrible and a fearsome giant
hoards his greatest treasure...

394
00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,725
...the Golden Goose.

395
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,940
Oh, the Golden Goose. Just one.

396
00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:26,232
Just one of her golden eggs...
could set me for life.

397
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,835
It's my destiny, Puss.

398
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:34,441
I can't really explain it,
but I just feel like I belong up there.

399
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,677
[SIGHS]

400
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,114
Oh, boy. This is awkward.

401
00:24:41,281 --> 00:24:44,951
This is kind of a solo dream here.

402
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:48,221
I don't need any dead weight,
you know, holding me down.

403
00:24:48,388 --> 00:24:50,230
[PURRING]

404
00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:53,293
What are you doing?
Oh, man, that's good.

405
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:57,970
The eye thing that you're doing,
that is really splendid.

406
00:24:57,263 --> 00:25:00,266
OK, let me just think for a second.
All right... OK.

407
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:03,737
Uh... This is crazy, but...

408
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:07,730
...I am considering a partnership.

409
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,577
I just need to know one thing.

410
00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:12,912
Can you commit?

411
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,315
Sﾃｭ... I can commit.

412
00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:18,785
Oh, you can talk!
Could you help me up?

413
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:21,154
[GRUNTING]

414
00:25:21,321 --> 00:25:22,489
OK...

415
00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:25,792
[HUMPTY] First rule of Bean Club...

416
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,263
...you do not talk about Bean Club.

417
00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:32,265
Second rule of Bean Club...

418
00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:36,469
...is you don't talk
about Bean Club. You ready?

419
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:37,771
Ready.

420
00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:40,940
From this day forth,
it shall be known...

421
00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:44,477
Never alone, always together...

422
00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,112
Humpty and Puss...

423
00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:47,781
[BOTH] Brothers forever.

424
00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:52,285
[PUSS] And from that moment on,
we were united on a great adventure

425
00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:54,521
to find the magic beans.

426
00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:55,755
Help me up.

427
00:25:56,489 --> 00:25:57,524
Egg me.

428
00:25:57,691 --> 00:25:59,325
[PUSS] Humpty was the brains...

429
00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:02,362
[SCREAMS] Good gracious!
- I never saw him!

430
00:26:02,529 --> 00:26:05,265
[HUMPTY] That really hurt!
[PUSS]... and I was the skill.

431
00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:07,600
[HUMPTY] I'm cracked!

432
00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:11,271
We got red beans, green beans,

433
00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:14,607
coffee beans, lima beans...
but no magic beans.

434
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:19,446
- Would you care for a jelly bean?
- Oh, thank you.

435
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:22,480
[PUSS] Finding them
meant everything to us.

436
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:25,618
[HUMPTY] Oh, I almost forgot
the most important thing.

437
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,454
That's me and you, Puss.

438
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,457
Me and you.

439
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:33,126
[PUSS] But we never did find them.

440
00:26:33,293 --> 00:26:36,529
And, as years passed,
the quest for magic beans

441
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:41,000
seemed more and more
like the dreams of a child.

442
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,202
Aw!

443
00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:46,373
[PUSS] As teenagers,
Humpty and I looked for trouble...

444
00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:48,375
...and often found it.

445
00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:52,712
Third time this month, lmelda.
Next time is jail time.

446
00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:55,810
They're just kids. [CHUCKLES]

447
00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:57,751
They are thieves.

448
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,986
[IMELDA CLEARS THROAT]

449
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,724
You are better than this.

450
00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:08,610
I believe in you with all my heart.

451
00:27:08,228 --> 00:27:11,865
Please do not let me down.

452
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,600
I hate this place.

453
00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:16,336
I cannot wait for us to get out of here.

454
00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:20,106
Throw a rock.
It'll make you feel better.

455
00:27:21,541 --> 00:27:22,842
[BELLOWS]
[CROWD GASPS]

456
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:24,177
Oh, boy. We should go.

457
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,715
[PUSS] On instinct, I reacted.

458
00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:29,883
Ha!

459
00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:31,685
[GRUNTS]

460
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,520
[BULL SNORTS]
- Aah!

461
00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,891
[BELLOWS IN SLOW MOTION]

462
00:27:42,562 --> 00:27:46,733
He saved the Comandante's mother!

463
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,302
[MOOS]

464
00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:55,208
You saved my mother.

465
00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:58,211
Seﾃｱor Puss... he is a hero!

466
00:27:58,378 --> 00:28:00,213
[CHEERING]

467
00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:04,718
Today we see that courage and bravery

468
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,753
come in all sizes!

469
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,324
[PUSS] Little did I know that one moment
would change my whole life.

470
00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:14,127
These are for you, my boy.

471
00:28:14,294 --> 00:28:19,132
Wear them as a symbol
of honor... and justice.

472
00:28:19,299 --> 00:28:23,690
I will make you proud, Mama.

473
00:28:23,236 --> 00:28:28,241
You already have, my Puss In Boots.

474
00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:33,813
[PUSS] How strange it was
to give a cat boots...

475
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:37,150
...but, whoa... I looked good!

476
00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:40,820
And as the light of my path
grew brighter...

477
00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:44,657
...Humpty's road grew ever darker.

478
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,794
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

479
00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:52,832
Gracias, Comandante.

480
00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,368
Be careful of the company you keep.

481
00:28:55,969 --> 00:28:57,303
[SPITS]

482
00:28:57,470 --> 00:29:00,607
I know! I know, I never should've
tried something without you.

483
00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:02,876
You're not stealing
lollipops anymore, Humpty.

484
00:29:03,430 --> 00:29:04,277
This is getting serious.

485
00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:06,813
You're right!
We have to be smarter about this.

486
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:09,182
Here, look. We need to think bigger.

487
00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:12,118
I've been casing the silversmith
and it's perfect.

488
00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:14,721
You and me, in and out, 50 seconds tops.

489
00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:17,524
Will you put that away!
This is our home.

490
00:29:17,691 --> 00:29:20,326
These people have done nothing to us.

491
00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:23,963
Our home? OK, yeah, I get it now.

492
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:27,534
You get some fancy boots
and now you're too good for me?

493
00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:29,690
That is not true.

494
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,338
We weren't born here. We're orphans!

495
00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:33,306
All we got is each other,
you understand?

496
00:29:33,473 --> 00:29:35,750
We are better than this.

497
00:29:36,509 --> 00:29:38,110
But we're partners.

498
00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:40,213
We are brothers.

499
00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:43,683
But I am not stealing anymore.

500
00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,688
[PUSS] But Humpty
would not give up so easily.

501
00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,824
[YOWLS]
[HUMPTY] I'm in trouble, Puss!

502
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,193
It's Boy Blue and his gang.
I owe them some money.

503
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,495
They're coming for me.
Just get me over this wall.

504
00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:59,432
I gotta go. Help me up the wall.
Get me up the wall. Hurry! Hurry!

505
00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:11,440
[DISTANT WHISTLE BLOWING]

506
00:30:11,211 --> 00:30:13,513
OK, I've got everything.
We did it. Come on, let's go!

507
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,181
How could you do this to me?!

508
00:30:15,348 --> 00:30:17,784
I did you a favor!
We can finally get out of here!

509
00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:20,587
This is the money of the people!
This is all they have!

510
00:30:20,754 --> 00:30:22,255
[PUSS YOWLS]
[GROANS]

511
00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:27,193
[GASPS] You disgrace those boots!

512
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,229
Comandante, please, I can explain!

513
00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:30,463
Arrest them!

514
00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:33,133
- Hiyah!
[WHINNIES]

515
00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,903
[HUMPTY] Hurry up! Get to the bridge!

516
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,939
- You tricked me!
- I had to! You left me no choice!

517
00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,420
[HORSE WHINNIES]

518
00:30:43,610 --> 00:30:44,978
[MEN SHOUTING]

519
00:30:48,114 --> 00:30:50,283
[GASPS]
- Mama...

520
00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:52,285
Pequeﾃｱo.

521
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:54,120
Oh! Watch out!

522
00:30:58,291 --> 00:30:59,993
Oh! Oof!

523
00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:14,240
- Oh, no.
[HUMPTY] Puss. I can't get up.

524
00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:16,509
Puss! Help me. I can't get up!

525
00:31:16,676 --> 00:31:18,111
Freeze!

526
00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:20,613
Puss, save me!

527
00:31:21,648 --> 00:31:22,749
Save yourself.

528
00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,118
[GUARD] we got you.

529
00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:43,703
[PUSS] I lost everything
I cared about that day.

530
00:31:44,704 --> 00:31:46,539
My brother.

531
00:31:46,706 --> 00:31:48,208
My honor.

532
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,876
My home.

533
00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:55,982
All I thought about was
the disappointment in my mama's eyes.

534
00:31:57,384 --> 00:31:59,886
And I have been running ever since.

535
00:32:04,570 --> 00:32:06,893
The egg betrayed me.

536
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,965
- His lies cost me everything.
[SNORING]

537
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,235
- Hey!
[SNORTS] I'm awake!

538
00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:17,537
[HUMPTY] You think
I don't want to fix the past?

539
00:32:21,410 --> 00:32:22,542
I can't get down.

540
00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,244
[SIGHS]

541
00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:27,847
[GRUNTS]

542
00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:35,555
Listen. A day... A day doesn't go by

543
00:32:35,722 --> 00:32:37,857
when I don't think about what I lost.

544
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,562
I lost my best friend.

545
00:32:42,729 --> 00:32:45,732
My only friend. And I get it now.

546
00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:48,101
I got greedy and desperate
and I let you down.

547
00:32:48,268 --> 00:32:50,337
I let myself down.

548
00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:53,600
All I'm asking for, Puss,
is a second chance.

549
00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:57,110
Give me that second chance
and I'll help you pay back San Ricardo.

550
00:32:57,277 --> 00:33:00,213
[SIGHS] Please, Puss.

551
00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:03,249
Let me show you
what our friendship meant to me.

552
00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:06,686
[SIGHS]

553
00:33:08,210 --> 00:33:10,790
- I will do it.
- Oh, that's great.

554
00:33:10,957 --> 00:33:15,962
I will do this for my mother
and for San Ricardo... not for you.

555
00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:19,532
We are not partners
and we are not friends.

556
00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:26,139
OK. I promise this time,
I will not let you down.

557
00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:29,209
Yes! [LAUGHS]

558
00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:31,811
I think we got our Bean Club back.

559
00:33:33,546 --> 00:33:35,810
[GRUNTS]

560
00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:43,256
[SQUEALING]

561
00:33:51,664 --> 00:33:53,166
Humpty's plan better work.

562
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:56,169
Listen, you just need
to worry about your part.

563
00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:58,338
Don't screw it up.

564
00:33:58,505 --> 00:34:00,840
- What?
- Again with the mask?

565
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,810
I don't need style advice
from Mr. Dusty Boots.

566
00:34:03,977 --> 00:34:04,978
Huh?!

567
00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:13,853
Come on, Puss. Now!

568
00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:18,240
[BOTH GRUNTING]

569
00:34:18,191 --> 00:34:20,760
Our biological clocks
are ticking, darling.

570
00:34:20,927 --> 00:34:22,262
You gotta look at the big picture.

571
00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,497
- What's your problem?
- Huh?

572
00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:28,535
Listen. I put a lot of work
into my body. I look good, and I am not

573
00:34:28,702 --> 00:34:30,236
- just gonna throw that away.
[GASPS]

574
00:34:33,390 --> 00:34:35,175
[WHISPERS] Hey, hey, hey.
- What?

575
00:34:35,342 --> 00:34:36,676
[JILL] we're gonna start small.
- Look.

576
00:34:36,843 --> 00:34:38,945
[JILL] Let's just pretend
you have a baby.

577
00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:43,216
Excellent. [CHUCKLES]

578
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,621
[JILL] I don't have time to be at home
with no diapers and baby socks.

579
00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:51,458
You don't have to, Jill.
I'll be the stay-at-home dad.

580
00:34:51,624 --> 00:34:54,600
We got ten hungry piggies,
there in the back.

581
00:34:54,227 --> 00:34:57,300
You can practice on them.
Just pull over, feed them.

582
00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:59,132
[JACK] Little Hamhock's my favorite.
- You've got to hurry up.

583
00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:00,934
- Shh!
[JACK] He's a cute little bugger.

584
00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:03,690
Why are you not using your claws?

585
00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,205
Would you please just shut up!
I'm on it!

586
00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:07,841
- Just use your claws!
- Be quiet.

587
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,510
- Your claws!
- I don't have any claws, all right?!

588
00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:12,679
[SNORTING]
[JILL] was that Hamhock?

589
00:35:12,846 --> 00:35:14,800
[KITTY GASPS]
[SNORTING]

590
00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:15,882
Shh. Shh. Shh.

591
00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:21,888
There, there.
Sleepy, sleepy, big, fat piggy.

592
00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:23,923
[SQUEALS HAPPILY]

593
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:26,760
[JILL] Remember when we had to pretend
we had that monkey one time?

594
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,561
- You babysit.
[GROANS]

595
00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:31,331
- Soft paws.
[JACK] when did we have a monkey?

596
00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:33,990
[JILL CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
[SIGHS]

597
00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:36,269
- Well?
[JILL]... what happened last time...

598
00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:39,439
- You sat on it, Jack.
- Hello, beans of legend.

599
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,409
- Let's go.
[SQUEALING LOUDLY]

600
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:45,679
[GROANS]

601
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,915
[METALLIC CLICKING]

602
00:35:50,517 --> 00:35:54,540
Well, well, well.
Look what we have here, Jill.

603
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,756
You messed with our baby.

604
00:35:56,923 --> 00:35:58,291
[GROWLING]

605
00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:01,728
And you took my beans. [CACKLES]

606
00:36:02,696 --> 00:36:03,897
- Sausage bomb!
[SQUEALING]

607
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,320
[YOWLING]
[JACK] whoa!

608
00:36:10,103 --> 00:36:12,572
[JILL] You're gonna pay for this!
Soul-sucking cats!

609
00:36:12,739 --> 00:36:14,741
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

610
00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:15,975
Signal the egg!

611
00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:19,546
- Yes!
[WHIP CRACKS]

612
00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:25,118
- OK.
- Ready.

613
00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:26,820
- Set.
- Go!

614
00:36:27,921 --> 00:36:28,955
Ow!

615
00:36:29,923 --> 00:36:32,580
[JILL CACKLING]

616
00:36:32,826 --> 00:36:34,294
[GROANS]

617
00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:40,567
[SQUEALING]

618
00:36:40,734 --> 00:36:42,469
[GRUNTS]

619
00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,904
[JILL SNARLING]
- Oh, my God!

620
00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:49,576
[SNARLING]
[GASPS]

621
00:36:52,412 --> 00:36:53,480
Whoa!

622
00:36:56,316 --> 00:36:57,584
[GROANS]

623
00:36:57,751 --> 00:36:59,319
[GRUNTING]

624
00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:00,653
[SIGHS] Ah!

625
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:02,522
[JILL CHUCKLES]

626
00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:05,525
All right, cat.
Give me them beans.

627
00:37:05,692 --> 00:37:07,270
[YELLS, WHIMPERS]

628
00:37:07,193 --> 00:37:09,963
Is it true
a cat always lands on it's feet?

629
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,866
No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

630
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,168
Well, let's find out.

631
00:37:15,335 --> 00:37:16,536
Hiyah!

632
00:37:16,703 --> 00:37:18,505
[JILL SHRIEKS]
- Hiyah!

633
00:37:22,842 --> 00:37:24,511
See? I told you I wouldn't let you down!

634
00:37:24,678 --> 00:37:27,714
[GUN BLAST]
- You think this is over? Ha!

635
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:30,984
[GASPS]

636
00:37:32,118 --> 00:37:34,888
[WHINNIES]
- Hey, that was close!

637
00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:36,356
[CACKLES]

638
00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:42,620
Hiyah!

639
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,399
Now!

640
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,235
[HUMPTY SCREAMS]

641
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:52,872
We just got to make it
to that bridge! Hang on!

642
00:37:54,307 --> 00:37:56,810
- Humpty! There is no bridge!
- Trust me.

643
00:37:57,477 --> 00:37:58,311
[SQUEALING]

644
00:38:01,481 --> 00:38:03,183
[YELLING]
[SQUEALING]

645
00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,850
[BOTH] Humpty!

646
00:38:05,251 --> 00:38:07,987
[SCREAMING]

647
00:38:08,154 --> 00:38:09,550
[BOTH GASP]

648
00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:13,193
- We're going to die!
[WHINNIES]

649
00:38:16,196 --> 00:38:17,997
[SHOUTS ECHOING]

650
00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:27,774
- I hate cats.
- This is war!

651
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:33,880
[CHEERING, LAUGHTER ECHOING]

652
00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:36,349
[LAUGHTER]

653
00:38:36,516 --> 00:38:38,184
Giant's castle...

654
00:38:38,852 --> 00:38:40,353
...here we come.

655
00:38:43,123 --> 00:38:45,358
[PUSS SIGHS] I must hand it to the egg.

656
00:38:45,525 --> 00:38:48,294
This was a team effort.
Humpty still has his claws...

657
00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:51,631
I mean, flaws.
That was what I meant, not claws.

658
00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:53,800
He's not a cat. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

659
00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:56,870
- Not to say there's anything wrong...
- I don't want to talk about it.

660
00:38:57,370 --> 00:38:58,405
Got it.

661
00:38:58,571 --> 00:39:01,441
[MUTTERING] OK, we should be close!

662
00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:04,744
Keep your eyes out
for any strange cloud activity!

663
00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:08,615
I am called Kitty Softpaws
because I'll steal you blind

664
00:39:08,782 --> 00:39:11,840
and you'll never even know I was there.

665
00:39:11,885 --> 00:39:13,253
[GASPS]

666
00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:15,889
[GROANS]

667
00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:18,425
Kitty?

668
00:39:19,826 --> 00:39:21,728
You are not as good as they say.

669
00:39:23,596 --> 00:39:25,732
You're better.

670
00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:31,338
I will respect your privacy.

671
00:39:34,974 --> 00:39:38,478
[KITTY SIGHS] OK. I'll tell you.

672
00:39:38,645 --> 00:39:41,281
I was just a stray...

673
00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:44,117
...but I had beautiful claws.

674
00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:49,155
One day,
a really nice couple took me in.

675
00:39:49,322 --> 00:39:51,658
Gave me milk every morning.

676
00:39:51,825 --> 00:39:53,159
Loved me.

677
00:39:54,994 --> 00:39:59,999
Maybe I scratched their curtains
or played too rough with the hamster.

678
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:02,502
I don't know why they did it.

679
00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:05,205
But they took my claws.

680
00:40:06,873 --> 00:40:10,944
- Cat people are crazy.
[CHUCKLES]

681
00:40:11,111 --> 00:40:12,846
Stop the coach! I think this is it!

682
00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:22,889
[SHRIEKS] Ooh! Whoo!

683
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,858
[MUTTERING]

684
00:40:30,397 --> 00:40:32,565
[PANTING]

685
00:40:33,633 --> 00:40:35,168
Can you believe this, Puss?

686
00:40:35,335 --> 00:40:38,710
After all these years!

687
00:40:39,572 --> 00:40:42,742
Here. I want you to plant them.

688
00:40:48,648 --> 00:40:50,850
That... is a strange cloud.

689
00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:52,485
[GASPS]

690
00:40:53,887 --> 00:40:57,357
[HUMPTY] whoa! OK! This is it!
It's happening, hurry!

691
00:41:00,930 --> 00:41:01,561
This way!

692
00:41:01,728 --> 00:41:03,830
Good, good.
Come on, come on, come on.

693
00:41:03,997 --> 00:41:06,232
Twenty-three divided by cloud depth.

694
00:41:06,399 --> 00:41:08,680
Hole! Right here.

695
00:41:11,710 --> 00:41:12,605
Now place the beans.

696
00:41:13,873 --> 00:41:16,609
[GASPS]
Place the beans carefully, please.

697
00:41:16,776 --> 00:41:19,946
Not on top of each other.
The magic is very delicate.

698
00:41:20,113 --> 00:41:24,840
OK, good. Very good.
Now just stand back.

699
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,793
[WIND HOWLING]

700
00:41:34,928 --> 00:41:36,129
[GASPS]

701
00:41:41,134 --> 00:41:43,103
[PUSS GRUNTING]

702
00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:48,740
[GRUNTS]

703
00:41:49,109 --> 00:41:51,244
[BOOMING]

704
00:41:54,314 --> 00:41:56,916
[WHOOSHING]

705
00:41:57,830 --> 00:41:58,718
Whoa! [SHRIEKS]

706
00:42:07,494 --> 00:42:08,762
What's happening here?

707
00:42:08,928 --> 00:42:10,730
Maybe the magic rubbed off
in your pocket?

708
00:42:10,897 --> 00:42:14,100
- That's impossible.
- OK, OK. Let's not panic.

709
00:42:14,267 --> 00:42:16,336
You know, I read somewhere
that plants have feelings.

710
00:42:16,469 --> 00:42:20,173
So, come on...
say something nice to it.

711
00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:21,441
OK.

712
00:42:22,475 --> 00:42:24,110
Let me just think for a second.

713
00:42:24,944 --> 00:42:25,945
Hi, little plant.

714
00:42:26,112 --> 00:42:27,113
[YELPS]

715
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,451
[STALK CREAKING]

716
00:42:33,687 --> 00:42:35,210
Whoa!

717
00:42:38,925 --> 00:42:41,494
[SCREAMING]

718
00:42:41,661 --> 00:42:43,363
[GRUNTS, GASPS]

719
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:50,770
[SHOUTS, GRUNTS]

720
00:42:52,972 --> 00:42:53,973
Yow!

721
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:55,141
Oh!

722
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:58,345
[GRUNTS, CHUCKLES]

723
00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:02,349
[GRUNTS]

724
00:43:03,616 --> 00:43:06,186
[THUNDER BOOMS]
[GROANS]

725
00:43:44,557 --> 00:43:46,159
[GASPS]

726
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,229
[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Uh, guys? Whoa!

727
00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:51,231
[BOTH IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICES] Humpty!

728
00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:54,401
- I do not see him. Do you see him?
- I don't see him anywhere.

729
00:43:54,567 --> 00:43:56,770
You sound weird.

730
00:43:56,936 --> 00:43:59,906
Ah! It's the thin air!

731
00:44:00,874 --> 00:44:04,711
Come on in! It feels great!

732
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,214
[CHEERING]

733
00:44:11,184 --> 00:44:14,540
- The cloud, it tickles my nose.
[HUMPTY] Hoo-hoo!

734
00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:17,724
That's because they effervesce!
Who knew? Ho-ho!

735
00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:23,290
[CHUCKLES]

736
00:44:23,763 --> 00:44:24,764
Come on.

737
00:44:24,931 --> 00:44:26,900
[PLAYFUL SHOUTING]

738
00:44:31,638 --> 00:44:33,139
[GROWLS PLAYFULLY]

739
00:44:39,913 --> 00:44:40,914
[GASPS]

740
00:44:42,716 --> 00:44:43,883
Gotcha!

741
00:44:44,784 --> 00:44:45,919
[YOWLS PLAYFULLY]

742
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,821
[LAUGHING]

743
00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:49,989
- Meow.
[CHUCKLES]

744
00:44:50,156 --> 00:44:53,159
Hey, Puss.
What do you think? Do I shave?

745
00:44:53,326 --> 00:44:54,327
[CHUCKLES]

746
00:44:54,494 --> 00:44:56,129
Let me show you something.

747
00:45:03,103 --> 00:45:05,572
Somewhere down there,
there are two little kids,

748
00:45:05,739 --> 00:45:07,841
I don't know, maybe orphans,

749
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,944
and they're laying on a hill,
staring at the clouds,

750
00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:12,846
dreaming about the future.

751
00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:15,682
That was me and you, Puss.

752
00:45:16,349 --> 00:45:18,351
Me and you.

753
00:45:20,186 --> 00:45:21,488
[KITTY] Boys!

754
00:45:21,654 --> 00:45:24,624
You might want to take a look at this.

755
00:45:28,261 --> 00:45:30,830
[HUMPTY] The giant's castle.

756
00:45:31,631 --> 00:45:33,533
[GASPS, CHUCKLES]

757
00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:36,102
OK, time to suit up.

758
00:45:36,269 --> 00:45:37,303
Humpty!

759
00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:39,639
[HUMPTY] I'll fit right in
with the golden eggs.

760
00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:40,874
[GROANS]

761
00:45:43,643 --> 00:45:45,345
Brilliant or what, huh?

762
00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:49,490
Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!

763
00:45:49,215 --> 00:45:51,718
What? Are you embarrassed?

764
00:45:51,885 --> 00:45:53,153
I'm not.

765
00:45:53,653 --> 00:45:57,891
[CHUCKLES] Puss, remember when
everyone was laughing at Bean Club?

766
00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:01,610
[PUSS] And who is laughing now?
Ha-ha! We are!

767
00:46:11,905 --> 00:46:13,740
Wow!

768
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:16,910
[CLOUD THUNKS]

769
00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:29,890
[HUMPTY IN NORMAL VOICE]
That is our target.

770
00:46:29,255 --> 00:46:31,591
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, you don't
sound like an elf anymore.

771
00:46:31,591 --> 00:46:33,326
It's because the air pressure
in here is normal.

772
00:46:33,493 --> 00:46:34,494
Let's go.

773
00:46:38,531 --> 00:46:42,168
So here is the plan: You two get
the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.

774
00:46:42,335 --> 00:46:45,710
There's no giant to fight.
The giant's been dead for years.

775
00:46:45,238 --> 00:46:47,507
- What?!
- You didn't do the reading, did you?

776
00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:51,111
Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14,
"Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap."

777
00:46:51,277 --> 00:46:54,470
- Ahh! Ankle burn.
[MONSTROUS ROAR]

778
00:46:54,214 --> 00:46:55,882
[YELPS]
[PUSS GRUNTS]

779
00:46:56,490 --> 00:46:58,885
- Wha... what was that?
- They call it the Great Terror.

780
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,454
It's the monster that guards
the Golden Goose.

781
00:47:01,621 --> 00:47:04,124
Legend has it that if you look at it,
you'll turn to stone.

782
00:47:04,290 --> 00:47:07,861
But nobody really knows because
nobody's walked away from it alive.

783
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,929
[WHISPERS] Follow me and keep quiet.

784
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,399
[HUMPTY'S SUIT SQUEAKING]

785
00:47:17,203 --> 00:47:19,873
[PANTING]
[SUIT SQUEAKING]

786
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,274
Shh! Humpty!

787
00:47:21,441 --> 00:47:24,377
I can't help it.
Everything's rubbing and pinching!

788
00:47:24,544 --> 00:47:26,790
I need powder!

789
00:47:29,816 --> 00:47:30,984
[GASPS]

790
00:47:33,887 --> 00:47:36,456
[DISTANT SHATTERING]
[MONSTROUS ROAR]

791
00:47:36,623 --> 00:47:38,158
[HUMPTY SHRIEKS]

792
00:47:38,324 --> 00:47:41,161
[THUDDING FOOTSTEPS]

793
00:47:42,462 --> 00:47:43,830
How are we gonna get across?

794
00:47:43,997 --> 00:47:45,999
[CLINKING]
- Champagne.

795
00:47:49,569 --> 00:47:50,837
Cheers!

796
00:47:53,730 --> 00:47:56,176
[SCREAMING]

797
00:47:58,345 --> 00:48:00,613
[ROARING]

798
00:48:02,682 --> 00:48:04,451
Do not worry. I will protect you.

799
00:48:04,617 --> 00:48:07,287
[RUMBLING]
[GASPS]

800
00:48:07,454 --> 00:48:08,621
What are you gonna do?

801
00:48:08,788 --> 00:48:10,623
Hit it in the head with a guitar?

802
00:48:10,790 --> 00:48:13,827
Please. Stop bringing up the guitar.

803
00:48:21,701 --> 00:48:24,104
[GROANS]

804
00:48:26,439 --> 00:48:28,475
[SHRIEKING]

805
00:48:30,377 --> 00:48:32,178
[WHIMPERING]

806
00:48:32,345 --> 00:48:34,714
Catch me! [YELLS]

807
00:48:35,882 --> 00:48:37,150
[ROARS]
- Hurry!

808
00:48:38,518 --> 00:48:39,886
Hide!

809
00:48:41,154 --> 00:48:42,389
[HUMPTY] Don't look at it!

810
00:48:42,555 --> 00:48:47,894
[BELLOWING BREATHS]
[HUMPTY GASPING, MUTTERING]

811
00:48:48,610 --> 00:48:50,663
- Shh! Humpty! Be quiet!
- I'm hyperventilating!

812
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:54,401
[MUFFLED] I said I couldn't breathe and
then you zipped the thing over my mouth!

813
00:48:54,567 --> 00:48:58,400
Shh! Hey. You gotta
get it together. Come on!

814
00:48:58,171 --> 00:48:59,406
OK.

815
00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,412
[HUMPTY GRUNTS]

816
00:49:07,130 --> 00:49:08,415
[SIGHS]

817
00:49:11,170 --> 00:49:12,886
[GASPS]

818
00:49:14,487 --> 00:49:18,580
[HUMPTY] Look at this.
It's egg paradise.

819
00:49:19,659 --> 00:49:22,328
It's so beautiful,
I feel like I belong here.

820
00:49:22,495 --> 00:49:24,640
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

821
00:49:25,699 --> 00:49:27,330
Whoo!

822
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,501
[GROANS]

823
00:49:28,668 --> 00:49:31,370
Golden eggs. Oh!

824
00:49:32,272 --> 00:49:33,606
Grab as many as you can.

825
00:49:33,773 --> 00:49:38,578
[GRUNTING] I thought they were
going to be like chicken size.

826
00:49:38,745 --> 00:49:42,949
Can you imagine laying
one of these? Ouch!

827
00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:46,619
- Puss! Ow!
[GRUNTING]

828
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,220
How are we supposed to get
these out of here?

829
00:49:49,189 --> 00:49:50,557
- I don't know.
- Shh!

830
00:49:50,724 --> 00:49:52,225
[QUACKING]
[GASPS]

831
00:49:52,959 --> 00:49:55,280
Oh, my!

832
00:49:57,797 --> 00:50:00,633
[PEEPS]
[PUSS] The Golden Goose.

833
00:50:02,302 --> 00:50:04,971
Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful?

834
00:50:05,138 --> 00:50:06,639
[SQUAWKS]

835
00:50:06,806 --> 00:50:08,875
[QUACKS SOFTLY]

836
00:50:10,810 --> 00:50:12,212
[PEEPS, COOS]
[HUMPTY SIGHS]

837
00:50:12,379 --> 00:50:15,548
[COOING]
- Oh!

838
00:50:15,715 --> 00:50:18,840
Oh... My sweet darling.

839
00:50:18,251 --> 00:50:21,621
[HUMPTY GIGGLES]
- I think she likes you.

840
00:50:21,788 --> 00:50:24,724
[MONSTROUS ROAR]
[GASPING]

841
00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:26,192
[WHISPERING] Let's just take her.

842
00:50:26,326 --> 00:50:28,128
Wait a minute.
This is the goose of legend.

843
00:50:28,294 --> 00:50:29,929
We don't know what happens
if we take her.

844
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,970
[ROARING]

845
00:50:31,264 --> 00:50:34,501
I know what happens
if we don't take her, we got nothing.

846
00:50:34,667 --> 00:50:38,805
Guys, guys. It's a gold pooper.
We're taking it!

847
00:50:38,972 --> 00:50:42,342
[SQUAWKING]
[PANTING]

848
00:50:42,509 --> 00:50:46,246
[THUDDING STEPS]

849
00:50:48,515 --> 00:50:49,649
Almost there!

850
00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:52,419
[GASPING]

851
00:50:52,585 --> 00:50:53,586
[HUMPTY] Hang on!

852
00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:56,122
[SCREAMING]

853
00:50:59,626 --> 00:51:00,760
Hang on!

854
00:51:06,933 --> 00:51:09,969
- Ow!
[HUMPTY SHRIEKING]

855
00:51:10,136 --> 00:51:11,671
- Whoa!
[CHIRPS]

856
00:51:11,838 --> 00:51:13,807
[GROANING]

857
00:51:13,973 --> 00:51:16,900
[MONSTROUS ROAR]

858
00:51:21,781 --> 00:51:23,149
[HUMPTY] It's coming!

859
00:51:23,316 --> 00:51:24,851
Run!

860
00:51:31,358 --> 00:51:33,360
[SHRIEKING]

861
00:51:35,829 --> 00:51:36,830
[GASPS]

862
00:51:38,231 --> 00:51:40,500
[GRUNTS, GROANS]

863
00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:41,868
Kitty!

864
00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:45,739
What are you doing?

865
00:51:46,873 --> 00:51:47,874
[YELLS]

866
00:51:54,814 --> 00:51:57,650
[SQUAWKING]
[SHOUTING]

867
00:52:01,688 --> 00:52:04,190
[GASPING, PANTING]

868
00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:06,726
[GASPS]

869
00:52:08,428 --> 00:52:11,231
[PUSS] Hang on!
[KITTY] whoa!

870
00:52:14,234 --> 00:52:15,602
Come here, you.

871
00:52:19,506 --> 00:52:20,507
Got you!

872
00:52:21,941 --> 00:52:23,410
She's mine now!

873
00:52:24,244 --> 00:52:27,180
[MONSTROUS ROAR]

874
00:52:31,918 --> 00:52:33,286
[GRUNTING]

875
00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:35,880
Hello!

876
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:37,570
[SHOUTS]

877
00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:43,630
Oh, no! Fly, little gosling, fly!

878
00:52:43,797 --> 00:52:46,433
[HUMPTY SCREAMING]

879
00:52:47,801 --> 00:52:50,704
No! It's not supposed to be this way!

880
00:52:52,706 --> 00:52:54,374
- Puss?
- No.

881
00:52:56,443 --> 00:52:58,478
[HUMPTY SIGHS]

882
00:52:58,645 --> 00:53:00,547
[LAUGHS]
[GRUNTS]

883
00:53:00,714 --> 00:53:02,415
[HUMPTY SCREAMING]

884
00:53:02,582 --> 00:53:04,551
Uh... I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES]

885
00:53:04,718 --> 00:53:05,719
Hmm.

886
00:53:12,292 --> 00:53:15,261
[LAUGHING]

887
00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:22,100
Thanks, Ginger.

888
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:27,440
[PEEPS SOFTLY]

889
00:53:27,607 --> 00:53:30,643
Um, we should maybe cut that down.

890
00:53:31,644 --> 00:53:33,179
[DISTANT SQUEALING]

891
00:53:34,647 --> 00:53:35,915
[JILL] Look at that.

892
00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:37,984
You finally got
that family you wanted, Jack.

893
00:53:38,151 --> 00:53:40,420
[GRUNTS]
- Did you hear that?

894
00:53:40,587 --> 00:53:41,921
I think he just called me Daddy.

895
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,426
- Oh! He looks just like you, Jack.
- Thank you.

896
00:53:47,927 --> 00:53:52,198
[GRUNTS]
[SQUEALING]

897
00:53:56,970 --> 00:53:59,706
[JILL] well, what is it?
[BOAR SQUEALS]

898
00:53:59,873 --> 00:54:01,808
[RUMBLING]

899
00:54:01,975 --> 00:54:03,209
Huh?

900
00:54:05,512 --> 00:54:07,514
[BOARS SQUEAL]

901
00:54:09,549 --> 00:54:12,852
- I do believe that's our cue.
[BOAR SQUEALS]

902
00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:14,688
[JACK] Hah!

903
00:54:17,223 --> 00:54:18,992
[PUSS AND HUMPTY]
To paying back San Ricardo!

904
00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:20,994
To being rich!

905
00:54:21,161 --> 00:54:22,295
IOIﾃｩ!

906
00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:25,799
[FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING]

907
00:54:29,202 --> 00:54:32,380
[RHYTHMIC CLANKING]
[LAUGHING]

908
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,208
Ha! Ha!

909
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:37,911
[CHUCKLES] You.

910
00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:39,512
Me?

911
00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:41,848
Yeah, yeah, baby! [GRUNTS]

912
00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:45,685
[HUMPTY] One, two, cha-cha-cha!

913
00:54:45,852 --> 00:54:48,321
Three, four, cha-cha-cha! One, two...

914
00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:49,823
[PEEPS]
- What?!

915
00:54:51,558 --> 00:54:55,562
There is one word for you,
Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!

916
00:54:55,729 --> 00:54:58,164
I know you have quite
a reputation with the ladies,

917
00:54:58,331 --> 00:55:00,667
Mr. Friskie Two-Times.

918
00:55:00,867 --> 00:55:03,670
I've also been known as the...
Furry Lover!

919
00:55:03,837 --> 00:55:05,105
[GRUNTS]

920
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,740
But that was before I met you.

921
00:55:08,241 --> 00:55:09,509
You don't know me, Puss.

922
00:55:09,676 --> 00:55:13,279
I'm not who you think I am.
I'm all about the score.

923
00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:15,515
Come on. Look me in the eyes

924
00:55:15,682 --> 00:55:18,385
and tell me all you
care about is the gold.

925
00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:22,455
- Puss...
- Kitty...

926
00:55:22,622 --> 00:55:23,923
[PEEPS]
- Oh, my God!

927
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:25,525
[BOTH HISSING]

928
00:55:25,692 --> 00:55:28,128
[LAUGHING] New partners!

929
00:55:28,294 --> 00:55:30,797
[HUSHED] Do not fall
for his animal magnetism.

930
00:55:30,964 --> 00:55:32,650
You stay focused.

931
00:55:32,932 --> 00:55:34,300
- Ah!
- What?!

932
00:55:35,268 --> 00:55:36,736
[KITTY GIGGLES]

933
00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:40,373
[RHYTHMIC CLANKING]

934
00:55:42,876 --> 00:55:46,146
[CLEARS THROAT] So... I have
been thinking, Miss Softpaws,

935
00:55:46,312 --> 00:55:50,116
that when we go our separate ways,
we can go our separate ways...

936
00:55:50,283 --> 00:55:51,785
...together.

937
00:55:53,820 --> 00:55:56,560
Puss, you have to go, now.

938
00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:58,625
You do not have to push me away anymore.

939
00:55:58,792 --> 00:56:00,760
- You can trust me.
- But...

940
00:56:00,927 --> 00:56:02,662
Give it up for the legends
of San Ricardo,

941
00:56:02,829 --> 00:56:05,131
Humpty and Puss! We did it!

942
00:56:05,298 --> 00:56:07,267
[LAUGHING]

943
00:56:07,434 --> 00:56:10,837
- I'm calling it a night, guys.
- Kitty! Stay up with us.

944
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,808
No, I feel a... [COUGHS]
Hairball coming on.

945
00:56:15,742 --> 00:56:18,511
OK, yeah.
Have fun with that!

946
00:56:18,678 --> 00:56:20,747
We should give her some privacy.

947
00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:25,785
I never thought we would get to here.

948
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,422
After all we went through...

949
00:56:29,589 --> 00:56:31,925
...to pull this off, together.

950
00:56:33,827 --> 00:56:36,129
It is good to have my brother back.

951
00:56:36,763 --> 00:56:39,799
Yep. Sure is.

952
00:56:39,966 --> 00:56:42,469
[YAWNS] well, we have
a big day tomorrow.

953
00:56:42,635 --> 00:56:45,705
[GRUNTS] Pretty exciting stuff.

954
00:56:45,872 --> 00:56:47,273
We should get some rest.

955
00:56:48,775 --> 00:56:52,145
- Good night, Humpty.
[QUACKING, COOING]

956
00:56:57,684 --> 00:56:59,119
- Canasta!
[THUMPS]

957
00:57:06,226 --> 00:57:08,895
[CAWING]

958
00:57:24,177 --> 00:57:25,845
[GROANS]

959
00:57:28,314 --> 00:57:29,516
[SQUAWKS]

960
00:57:29,683 --> 00:57:32,552
[SCREAMS] I am still alive!

961
00:57:32,719 --> 00:57:34,554
[CAWING]

962
00:57:35,588 --> 00:57:36,723
[GASPS]

963
00:57:37,991 --> 00:57:39,993
Jack and Jill.

964
00:57:41,261 --> 00:57:42,262
Kitty?

965
00:57:43,630 --> 00:57:44,970
Humpty?

966
00:57:46,499 --> 00:57:48,334
I will find you.

967
00:57:48,835 --> 00:57:50,236
[CAWS]

968
00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:54,874
- Get out of here!
[SQUAWKS]

969
00:58:08,755 --> 00:58:11,358
[GRUNTS]
[WHINNIES]

970
00:58:24,871 --> 00:58:26,473
[HORSE NICKERS]

971
00:58:31,244 --> 00:58:32,645
[SIGHS]

972
00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:37,717
[GRUNTING]

973
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:42,155
Huh?

974
00:58:44,991 --> 00:58:46,760
[GRUNTING]

975
00:58:48,628 --> 00:58:49,963
Be gone!

976
00:58:51,564 --> 00:58:55,100
[HUMPTY] what do you want?
Gold? I have gold!

977
00:58:55,168 --> 00:58:58,400
[JILL LAUGHS]
Jack, egg's trying to bribe us.

978
00:58:58,171 --> 00:58:59,806
[JACK CHUCKLING] with our own gold.

979
00:58:59,973 --> 00:59:02,108
[JILL] Come on now, all we want
is a little breakfast.

980
00:59:02,108 --> 00:59:03,276
[HUMPTY] No, no, please!

981
00:59:03,443 --> 00:59:05,111
[JACK] How do you like
your eggs, pumpkin?

982
00:59:05,278 --> 00:59:06,680
Humpty, no!

983
00:59:07,313 --> 00:59:09,349
[HUMPTY SCREAMS]

984
00:59:09,516 --> 00:59:11,918
[CACKLES]

985
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,621
[SIGHS] Hello, Puss.

986
00:59:14,788 --> 00:59:16,423
[ALL] Surprise!

987
00:59:16,589 --> 00:59:18,525
[LAUGHING]

988
00:59:19,592 --> 00:59:20,660
What is going on?

989
00:59:20,827 --> 00:59:24,831
It's a surprise party,
and the surprise is on you.

990
00:59:24,998 --> 00:59:27,600
Looks like the cat's out of the bag.

991
00:59:28,201 --> 00:59:29,202
You were in cahoots?!

992
00:59:29,369 --> 00:59:31,838
Oh, yeah! They all work for me.

993
00:59:34,874 --> 00:59:39,450
I spent a lot of time in prison
preparing for this.

994
00:59:39,212 --> 00:59:42,480
- You set me up.
- Oh, yeah, I set you up. Of course.

995
00:59:42,215 --> 00:59:46,553
You think this was all about getting
the gold and clearing your name?

996
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:51,191
This little adventure
was about one thing.

997
00:59:52,158 --> 00:59:53,493
Revenge.

998
00:59:54,694 --> 01:00:00,667
You never knew it, Puss...
but I was always there. [ECHOING]

999
01:00:20,754 --> 01:00:24,557
You wanted to repay an old debt, Puss?
Well, so did I.

1000
01:00:24,724 --> 01:00:27,660
- Why would you do this?
- You left me on that bridge!

1001
01:00:27,827 --> 01:00:29,896
You abandoned me
when I needed you the most.

1002
01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:32,699
- What happened to "brothers forever"?!
- I trusted you!

1003
01:00:32,866 --> 01:00:35,350
Well, now you're finally
gonna know what it feels like,

1004
01:00:35,101 --> 01:00:37,871
you know, to trust someone
and have them stab you in the back.

1005
01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:39,839
Guards!

1006
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:44,778
Puss In Boots, you're under arrest
for the robbery of the San Ricardo Bank!

1007
01:00:44,944 --> 01:00:46,946
Consider this the final
meeting of Bean Club.

1008
01:00:47,113 --> 01:00:49,716
- I should scramble you with onions!
[SHRIEKS]

1009
01:00:50,283 --> 01:00:52,285
You should never have come back.

1010
01:00:53,787 --> 01:00:56,890
[GROWLS]
[IMELDA] ﾂ｡Pequeﾃｱo! Wait.

1011
01:00:57,570 --> 01:00:59,192
Do not fight them, please.

1012
01:00:59,359 --> 01:01:02,128
Mama! Listen to me. I can explain.

1013
01:01:02,295 --> 01:01:06,733
No. Puss, no more running.

1014
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:11,370
Please stop breaking my heart
and face what you have done.

1015
01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:15,809
I'm sorry, Mama.

1016
01:01:16,910 --> 01:01:18,578
I let you down.

1017
01:01:21,448 --> 01:01:23,450
Paws where we can see them!

1018
01:01:24,617 --> 01:01:26,619
Turn around... slow.

1019
01:01:28,822 --> 01:01:30,290
Slower!

1020
01:01:37,970 --> 01:01:40,660
Step into the carrier... quiet-like.

1021
01:01:48,241 --> 01:01:49,476
Attention! Attention, everyone!

1022
01:01:49,609 --> 01:01:51,811
If you could just come in
a little closer.

1023
01:01:51,978 --> 01:01:53,513
Ladies and gentlemen,

1024
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:57,170
I present to you...
the Golden Goose of legend!

1025
01:01:57,183 --> 01:01:59,753
[PEEPING]
[CROWD GASPING, CHATTERING]

1026
01:02:01,955 --> 01:02:05,158
Kitty. Not you, too?

1027
01:02:09,796 --> 01:02:12,365
[HUMPTY LAUGHS] Gold for everyone!

1028
01:02:12,532 --> 01:02:14,968
Boo! Boo! Boo! [CACKLES]

1029
01:02:15,135 --> 01:02:17,771
We got some fresh,
hot gold here, people!

1030
01:02:17,937 --> 01:02:22,208
Step right up! Get it hot!

1031
01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:24,711
[CROWD] iHuevos! IHuevos! IHuevos!

1032
01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:34,154
One hat.

1033
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,456
One belt.

1034
01:02:36,623 --> 01:02:38,858
And two boots...

1035
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:41,828
...once a symbol of honor.

1036
01:02:43,496 --> 01:02:45,799
One bottle of catnip?

1037
01:02:45,965 --> 01:02:48,968
Uh... it is for my glaucoma.

1038
01:02:49,135 --> 01:02:52,720
[YOWLS]
[DOOR SLAMS]

1039
01:02:52,872 --> 01:02:56,142
This is where you belong, outlaw.

1040
01:02:56,309 --> 01:03:01,140
And this is
where you will stay... forever.

1041
01:03:06,653 --> 01:03:08,540
[SIGHS]

1042
01:03:15,829 --> 01:03:17,997
[MAN] whoo-hoo!
[SHRIEKS]

1043
01:03:18,164 --> 01:03:21,670
No, no. Don't stop on my account.

1044
01:03:32,912 --> 01:03:37,283
Well, it looks like the egg
got what he wanted.

1045
01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:39,252
You're talking about Humpty?

1046
01:03:39,419 --> 01:03:41,210
[BABBLES] Don't say his name!

1047
01:03:41,187 --> 01:03:44,758
I used to share this cell
with that smelly thing.

1048
01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:47,961
Happiest day of my life was
when he left.

1049
01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:50,730
Till I realized he stole my magic beans.

1050
01:03:50,897 --> 01:03:53,933
Wait, wait, wait!
You had the beans? Who are you?

1051
01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:56,970
[SNORES]
- Hey! What's your name?

1052
01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:59,706
[SCREAMS] Andy Beanstalk!

1053
01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:01,775
My friends call me Jack.

1054
01:04:01,941 --> 01:04:05,145
I traded the family cow for them beans.

1055
01:04:05,311 --> 01:04:07,147
Course'n, it wasn't my family's cow.

1056
01:04:07,313 --> 01:04:10,316
It was some other family's family cow.
That's why I got eight to ten.

1057
01:04:10,483 --> 01:04:14,587
Always know which cow is yours.

1058
01:04:14,754 --> 01:04:17,570
[SNORES]
- Crazy man. Wake up!

1059
01:04:17,223 --> 01:04:19,793
[GASPS]
- What else do you know?

1060
01:04:19,959 --> 01:04:23,897
We're all goners,
thanks to that little stinky!

1061
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:29,102
I told him not to take the goose,
but all he wanted was his revenge!

1062
01:04:29,269 --> 01:04:31,471
Don't take the goose. Why?

1063
01:04:31,638 --> 01:04:33,606
[SNORES]
[GROANS]

1064
01:04:33,773 --> 01:04:38,978
[GASPS] The Great Terror!
That's the Golden Goose's mama.

1065
01:04:39,145 --> 01:04:40,413
Oh, no.

1066
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:43,249
And she will be out for blood

1067
01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:46,920
when she comes back for her baby.

1068
01:04:47,870 --> 01:04:48,488
[GASPS] Guard!

1069
01:04:48,655 --> 01:04:51,758
San Ricardo is in terrible danger!
You must listen to me!

1070
01:04:51,925 --> 01:04:52,926
Quiet, you!

1071
01:05:05,605 --> 01:05:07,874
[PUSS YOWLING]

1072
01:05:10,443 --> 01:05:13,146
[YOWLING CONTINUING]

1073
01:05:15,615 --> 01:05:18,852
[GROANS] Shut up.

1074
01:05:20,387 --> 01:05:23,990
[YOWLING]
[GROANS ANGRILY]

1075
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:30,196
- Shh!
[GROWLS]

1076
01:05:32,465 --> 01:05:34,868
[PURRING]
[GASPS]

1077
01:05:36,136 --> 01:05:38,638
Open the door.

1078
01:05:45,578 --> 01:05:47,580
Drop the weapon.

1079
01:05:48,748 --> 01:05:50,717
Very good.

1080
01:05:50,884 --> 01:05:53,530
Step aside.

1081
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:55,388
No. [GRUNTS]

1082
01:05:55,555 --> 01:05:57,190
- Diablo Gato!
[GASPS]

1083
01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:00,193
Nice try. [SNICKERS]

1084
01:06:00,927 --> 01:06:02,662
[MUFFLED SCREAM]

1085
01:06:03,897 --> 01:06:05,980
Huh?

1086
01:06:12,339 --> 01:06:14,740
I hope you can forgive me.

1087
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,710
Apology accepted!

1088
01:06:18,111 --> 01:06:20,800
I don't really have time for you.

1089
01:06:20,246 --> 01:06:22,349
I have to save the town
from the Great Terror!

1090
01:06:22,515 --> 01:06:24,384
Wait, Puss!

1091
01:06:24,551 --> 01:06:26,553
Don't you see? I'm here because...

1092
01:06:27,887 --> 01:06:30,560
I am here because you made me realize

1093
01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:33,760
that there is something
I care about more than gold.

1094
01:06:34,694 --> 01:06:36,196
Something?

1095
01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:39,532
OK. Someone.

1096
01:06:39,699 --> 01:06:42,235
He's about two feet tall,
wears high heels.

1097
01:06:42,402 --> 01:06:43,870
Handsome?

1098
01:06:44,370 --> 01:06:46,390
He's very handsome.

1099
01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:48,108
- A real beefcake?
- Mm-hm.

1100
01:06:48,274 --> 01:06:49,576
- A stallion?
- Yes.

1101
01:06:49,743 --> 01:06:51,478
- Tiger?
- Oh, brother.

1102
01:06:51,644 --> 01:06:54,748
[CHUCKLES] But this
does not make us even.

1103
01:06:55,548 --> 01:06:57,984
- Freeze!
- Yes, it does.

1104
01:06:58,151 --> 01:06:59,953
- No, no, no, it doesn't.
[WHIMPERS]

1105
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,821
[BOTH YOWLING]

1106
01:07:02,222 --> 01:07:03,556
[SCREAMS]

1107
01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,392
I saved you!

1108
01:07:06,626 --> 01:07:07,727
You owed me one.

1109
01:07:08,828 --> 01:07:10,330
You didn't tell me about Humpty.

1110
01:07:12,732 --> 01:07:14,670
So now you owe me two.

1111
01:07:16,970 --> 01:07:18,571
[GUARDS SHOUTING]

1112
01:07:18,738 --> 01:07:21,341
- You're a lot of work.
- I know. But I am worth it!

1113
01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:23,143
Ha-ha!

1114
01:07:25,979 --> 01:07:28,415
You are not getting away, Puss In Boots!

1115
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:30,583
Wrong boots.

1116
01:07:31,618 --> 01:07:32,652
Kitty!

1117
01:07:32,819 --> 01:07:35,210
Now we're even! [YOWLS]

1118
01:07:42,929 --> 01:07:45,498
This is your San Ricardo weather report.

1119
01:07:45,665 --> 01:07:48,368
Chances of a giant goose
destroying the town...

1120
01:07:48,535 --> 01:07:50,503
...one hundred percent.

1121
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:58,111
[PUSS] Never alone, always together...

1122
01:07:58,278 --> 01:07:59,512
[HUMPTY] Humpty and Puss...

1123
01:07:59,679 --> 01:08:01,281
[BOTH] Brothers forever.

1124
01:08:01,448 --> 01:08:03,983
[SIGHS]
[PEEPING]

1125
01:08:04,150 --> 01:08:05,685
Come on, sweetie.

1126
01:08:05,852 --> 01:08:08,121
Let's, uh, get out of here
before Mama shows up.

1127
01:08:09,689 --> 01:08:12,359
I should make you
into an egg salad sandwich!

1128
01:08:12,525 --> 01:08:15,128
[SHRIEKS] That is disgusting!

1129
01:08:15,295 --> 01:08:18,798
- Give me the goose, Humpty.
- No can do, I'm afraid.

1130
01:08:18,965 --> 01:08:20,967
See, the mama's on her way,
and when she gets here,

1131
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,871
it's bye-bye San Ricardo and
everything you ever cared about!

1132
01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:29,476
[SCOFFS] Revenge on me is one thing,
but why lmelda? Why the orphanage?

1133
01:08:29,642 --> 01:08:31,244
This is our home.

1134
01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:33,246
You mean your home.

1135
01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:37,550
[SIGHS] I never belonged here.

1136
01:08:37,717 --> 01:08:39,850
We had a plan to get out of here,

1137
01:08:39,252 --> 01:08:42,322
but then you became a hero and
you picked this place over me.

1138
01:08:42,489 --> 01:08:43,490
[SIGHS]

1139
01:08:44,724 --> 01:08:46,559
You left me with nothing.

1140
01:08:51,564 --> 01:08:54,234
Humpty... I'm sorry I hurt you.

1141
01:08:56,569 --> 01:08:58,838
But do not take it out on these people.

1142
01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:00,674
You are better than this!

1143
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,210
- No, I'm not.
- Oh, come on!

1144
01:09:04,377 --> 01:09:06,790
I know the real Humpty.

1145
01:09:06,246 --> 01:09:10,383
The way you saw the world!
The inventor! The dreamer!

1146
01:09:10,550 --> 01:09:13,530
What happened to that guy?

1147
01:09:13,219 --> 01:09:16,289
[DISTANT ROARING]

1148
01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:18,580
[WINGS FLAPPING]

1149
01:09:18,224 --> 01:09:20,694
I... I think it's too late.

1150
01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:23,129
It is never too late
to do the right thing.

1151
01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:25,699
Together we can save San Ricardo!

1152
01:09:31,404 --> 01:09:34,974
I can forgive you, Humpty...
if you help me now.

1153
01:09:35,141 --> 01:09:37,243
Really?

1154
01:09:37,410 --> 01:09:39,813
After everything I put you through?

1155
01:09:39,979 --> 01:09:42,782
Prove to me there is still
a good egg in you.

1156
01:09:45,318 --> 01:09:46,586
I'll try.

1157
01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:49,656
[GASPING]

1158
01:09:49,823 --> 01:09:52,580
[THUDDING]

1159
01:09:52,559 --> 01:09:53,593
[GASPS]

1160
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,630
[BULL BELLOWS]
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

1161
01:10:01,768 --> 01:10:03,200
[HONKS]

1162
01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:06,840
[HONKING]

1163
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,743
[GASPING]

1164
01:10:10,677 --> 01:10:12,780
[HONKING]

1165
01:10:20,253 --> 01:10:21,287
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

1166
01:10:21,454 --> 01:10:23,990
[HISSES, ROARS]

1167
01:10:24,157 --> 01:10:27,360
[MAN] Run!
[SCREAMING]

1168
01:10:29,295 --> 01:10:31,264
[ROARING]

1169
01:10:38,438 --> 01:10:41,700
- Goggles, check.
- Get the baby over the bridge.

1170
01:10:41,174 --> 01:10:42,175
I'll get the mother to follow.

1171
01:10:42,342 --> 01:10:45,545
OK. Give me a... [YELLING] Puss!

1172
01:10:49,883 --> 01:10:51,718
[SNORTING, ROARING]

1173
01:10:52,852 --> 01:10:54,220
Ha-ha!

1174
01:10:54,387 --> 01:10:55,989
[ROARING]

1175
01:10:56,156 --> 01:10:58,391
[SIGHS]
[TOY SQUEAKING]

1176
01:11:03,463 --> 01:11:05,398
[GASPS]
[SQUEAKS]

1177
01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:08,201
[MAN SCREAMS]
[BELLOWS]

1178
01:11:09,302 --> 01:11:10,804
Mama Goose!

1179
01:11:13,573 --> 01:11:15,342
[CROWD SCREAMING]
- Wait!

1180
01:11:17,210 --> 01:11:19,746
Just follow me and I will
lead you to your baby.

1181
01:11:23,249 --> 01:11:27,420
[HONKING]
- No! Not that way!

1182
01:11:29,255 --> 01:11:30,890
Pequeﾃｱo, help!

1183
01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:32,525
Hang on!

1184
01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:34,661
[GRUNTS]

1185
01:11:36,996 --> 01:11:38,164
Oh.

1186
01:11:39,990 --> 01:11:41,234
Whoa! [LAUGHS]

1187
01:11:41,901 --> 01:11:43,503
That's my boy!

1188
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:45,372
Ha!

1189
01:11:48,575 --> 01:11:51,110
Come with me, Mama Goose.
I know where your baby is.

1190
01:11:51,177 --> 01:11:53,513
Here. [GRUNTS] Look!

1191
01:11:55,115 --> 01:11:56,783
[HORSE WHINNIES]
[PEEPING]

1192
01:11:56,950 --> 01:11:58,685
[HONKING]
[PEEPS]

1193
01:11:58,852 --> 01:12:04,791
[HONKS, BELLOWS]
- Ha-ha! [YELLS]

1194
01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:06,793
Humpty, pick up the pace!

1195
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,295
I'm trying, Puss! I'm trying!

1196
01:12:09,462 --> 01:12:11,698
[PEEPING]
[SHRIEKS]

1197
01:12:14,768 --> 01:12:18,380
Sorry, egghead,
we want more than just eggs.

1198
01:12:18,204 --> 01:12:19,973
So how about you give us that goose!

1199
01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:22,742
- Humpty!
[YOWLING]

1200
01:12:22,909 --> 01:12:23,977
- Get her off!
[GUN BLAST]

1201
01:12:25,645 --> 01:12:29,249
- Nice moves.
- What would you do without me?

1202
01:12:30,383 --> 01:12:32,819
[YELLING]

1203
01:12:32,986 --> 01:12:35,121
[SHRIEKS]
- Freeze!

1204
01:12:38,291 --> 01:12:41,628
Comandante! Uh, I can explain?

1205
01:12:41,795 --> 01:12:47,333
Gato, you are going back to jail
if it's the last thing I do!

1206
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,802
Humpty, hurry!

1207
01:12:48,968 --> 01:12:52,138
[HUMPTY] we're almost there.
We're almost there!

1208
01:12:52,305 --> 01:12:53,640
[YELLING]

1209
01:12:59,512 --> 01:13:02,315
[GRUNTING]
[YELLING]

1210
01:13:07,787 --> 01:13:09,289
[SHRIEKS]

1211
01:13:11,324 --> 01:13:12,992
[ROARING]

1212
01:13:14,527 --> 01:13:18,198
[SCREAMING] Puss, help!
- Humpty, hang on!

1213
01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:21,134
Puss!

1214
01:13:22,369 --> 01:13:25,839
[PEEPING]
[GRUNTING]

1215
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,679
Here we are again, right, Puss?

1216
01:13:32,846 --> 01:13:35,480
[GRUNTING]

1217
01:13:35,215 --> 01:13:38,718
I will not leave you behind
this time, Humpty.

1218
01:13:38,885 --> 01:13:42,122
[HONKS]
[PEEPS]

1219
01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:46,993
Uh...

1220
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,620
I'm sorry, Puss.

1221
01:13:49,229 --> 01:13:51,310
I've made a mess out of everything.

1222
01:13:52,132 --> 01:13:54,567
- I'm a rotten egg.
[GRUNTING]

1223
01:13:54,734 --> 01:13:57,504
I'm not a person.

1224
01:13:57,670 --> 01:14:01,374
I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food.

1225
01:14:02,509 --> 01:14:04,210
I don't know what I am.

1226
01:14:05,450 --> 01:14:07,747
You are what you have always been.

1227
01:14:08,381 --> 01:14:09,716
My brother.

1228
01:14:12,152 --> 01:14:14,540
Brothers forever.

1229
01:14:15,822 --> 01:14:18,825
[ROARS]
- Whoa!

1230
01:14:18,992 --> 01:14:20,260
[SHRIEKING]

1231
01:14:24,564 --> 01:14:27,000
[ROARING]
[PEEPING]

1232
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:30,904
- You can't save us both.
- Yes, I can! Just hang on!

1233
01:14:32,572 --> 01:14:37,544
Puss, you have to save the baby,
or the mama will destroy San Ricardo.

1234
01:14:39,713 --> 01:14:41,281
It's the right thing to do.

1235
01:14:44,751 --> 01:14:47,420
I will not let you go, Humpty.

1236
01:14:48,521 --> 01:14:49,622
I know you won't.

1237
01:14:50,757 --> 01:14:52,926
So I won't make you choose.

1238
01:14:54,294 --> 01:14:56,763
- Humpty!
[ROARING]

1239
01:15:10,543 --> 01:15:12,612
[HONKING]

1240
01:15:16,983 --> 01:15:18,885
I'm very sorry.

1241
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,620
She's OK.

1242
01:15:28,461 --> 01:15:29,896
Humpty?

1243
01:15:34,968 --> 01:15:37,303
[SIGHS]

1244
01:15:42,776 --> 01:15:44,678
[HONKS]
[PEEPS]

1245
01:15:48,448 --> 01:15:52,185
I always knew that you were good inside.

1246
01:15:53,353 --> 01:15:58,124
[PEEPING]
[HONKING]

1247
01:15:58,291 --> 01:16:00,427
[COOS]

1248
01:16:05,832 --> 01:16:07,701
Goodbye, Humpty.

1249
01:16:17,477 --> 01:16:18,678
[CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY]

1250
01:16:18,845 --> 01:16:22,115
- Yeah, I think it's wonderful...
- And I got a goose egg.

1251
01:16:22,282 --> 01:16:23,850
It's him. Puss In Boots.

1252
01:16:24,170 --> 01:16:25,852
He saved us from the giant goose!

1253
01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:27,954
His sword is like lightning!

1254
01:16:28,121 --> 01:16:29,889
They say he has ten lives.

1255
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:33,960
His boots are made
of the finest Corinthian leather.

1256
01:16:34,127 --> 01:16:36,396
He only drinks whole milk.

1257
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:41,201
Good leche.

1258
01:16:41,368 --> 01:16:44,671
He's no outlaw. He saved us!

1259
01:16:45,472 --> 01:16:47,374
[PUSS] Uh, meow?

1260
01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:51,578
A gift for you, Mama.

1261
01:16:54,314 --> 01:16:58,251
I have to go.
The soldiers are coming for me.

1262
01:17:00,387 --> 01:17:05,325
- I am so proud of you, my son.
[PURRING]

1263
01:17:05,492 --> 01:17:10,960
Today, you faced the past
with bravery and honor.

1264
01:17:10,263 --> 01:17:12,932
You earned those boots.

1265
01:17:13,990 --> 01:17:18,104
And the people know that you are
San Ricardo's greatest hero.

1266
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:21,700
I did it for you, Mama.

1267
01:17:22,175 --> 01:17:24,911
You will always be in my heart.

1268
01:17:25,780 --> 01:17:27,280
And you in mine.

1269
01:17:29,783 --> 01:17:31,918
ﾂ｡Gato! Hmm?

1270
01:17:32,850 --> 01:17:34,587
- There he is!
- I see him!

1271
01:17:34,754 --> 01:17:36,923
[CHEERING]
[ALL] Huh?

1272
01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:40,894
[CROWD CHEERING]

1273
01:17:44,798 --> 01:17:46,633
[PUSS] Toot-toot!

1274
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,135
[ﾂ飭 LADY GAGA: "AMERICANO"]

1275
01:17:55,275 --> 01:17:56,876
[CHUCKLES]

1276
01:18:06,119 --> 01:18:07,721
[PUSS] Ha! Ha!

1277
01:18:07,887 --> 01:18:10,957
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

1278
01:18:16,463 --> 01:18:19,265
I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!

1279
01:18:19,432 --> 01:18:22,302
[CHUCKLES] Sooner than you think.

1280
01:18:25,238 --> 01:18:26,239
Ah! [GROANS]

1281
01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:32,479
[CHUCKLES] She is a bad kitty.

1282
01:18:34,914 --> 01:18:36,249
[BLOWS KISS]

1283
01:18:38,184 --> 01:18:41,988
[PUSS] This is the story
of a cat who became a hero.

1284
01:18:42,155 --> 01:18:46,659
An outlaw dedicated to justice.
And a lover of beautiful women.

1285
01:18:46,826 --> 01:18:50,463
A great... great lover.

1286
01:18:50,630 --> 01:18:53,266
Really. [CHUCKLES] It is crazy.

1287
01:18:53,433 --> 01:18:56,169
I am Puss In Boots!

1288
01:18:56,336 --> 01:19:00,674
And my name would become... legend!

1289
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:02,709
[WHINNIES]
- Ha-ha!

1290
01:19:07,881 --> 01:19:10,116
["AMERICANO" CONTINUING]

1291
01:19:13,530 --> 01:19:15,288
Ha! [LAUGHS]

1292
01:19:19,192 --> 01:19:20,193
[SIGHS]

1293
01:19:21,461 --> 01:19:22,962
[MEOWS]
[CHUCKLES]

1294
01:19:23,129 --> 01:19:25,632
[SWOONS]
- Ha!

1295
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,969
Whoo-hoo!

1296
01:19:31,337 --> 01:19:33,390
- Ha!
[CATS MEOW]

1297
01:19:33,707 --> 01:19:35,175
Meow.

1298
01:19:37,644 --> 01:19:39,245
[LAUGHING]
[PEEPS]

1299
01:19:43,249 --> 01:19:44,918
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1300
01:19:59,999 --> 01:20:02,202
[PLAYFUL GROWLING]

1301
01:20:19,719 --> 01:20:21,755
Ohhh!

