1 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:53,620 Okay. My turn, my turn. lgotone. 2 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:56,289 Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time? 3 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,124 Okay. Check this out. 4 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:03,430 I spy with my little eye... 5 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:06,933 something yellow... 6 00:01:07,670 --> 00:01:11,204 and round, and it eats dots. 7 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,540 Seriously, Ralph? 8 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,420 Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it. 9 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,712 Well, obviously, it's Pas-Man. 10 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,800 No, that's not... 11 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,481 Why is that obvious? 12 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:25,919 Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. 13 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:27,153 I can name two things. 14 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,655 Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pas-Man. 15 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,390 Boom! I accept your apology. 16 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,593 Yeah, you're right. Okay. But was it Pac-Man? 17 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,950 Yeah, you got me. 18 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,531 Knew it. All right, riddle me this... 19 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:42,235 do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 20 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,371 No way. Look at the guy. He looks like a yeti. 21 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:45,505 I don't know. 22 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,541 Okay, let's see what you got, kid. 23 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,120 Nice one. Okay. 24 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:54,180 I think I got one in the chamber. 25 00:01:57,830 --> 00:01:58,885 - Gross. - Thank you. 26 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,320 Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? 27 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,155 Doesn't that game have a virus? 28 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,990 No. I'm sure they fixed it. 29 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,962 I'm gonna beat my speed record! 30 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,630 Hey, wait for me! 31 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,840 Ralph. 32 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:21,975 Yeah? 33 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,511 I don't think they fixed the game. 34 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:26,746 No. 35 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:28,748 Help! 36 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,840 Hey, Tron! 37 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,552 Tronny! 38 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,422 Tronnv WV'-! 39 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:37,390 Help! 40 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:42,950 Do you realize we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones... 41 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:45,632 floating around the universe like tiny specks of dust? 42 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,968 Like, doesn't the very nature of our existence make you wonder... 43 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,271 if there's more to life than this? 44 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:55,408 Why would I wonder if there's more to life when the life I got is perfect? 45 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:58,440 I mean, sure. Doesn't look so hot on paper. 46 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:01,414 I'm just a bad guy from some old video game who wrecks a building. 47 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:05,180 And yeah, for 27 years, I was a total zero without any friends. 48 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,387 But now, I got a best friend... 49 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:10,523 who just happens to be the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 50 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,525 Aw, thanks, pal. 51 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,693 Watch this. 52 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:17,664 Home run! 53 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,399 All right, let's go watch the sunrise. 54 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:23,670 Are you really saying there's not one single, solitary thing... 55 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,805 about your life that you would change? 56 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:30,477 Well, think about it. You and me get to goof off all night long. 57 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,313 Litvvak shows up, we go to work, we put in our hours. 58 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,516 Then the arcade closes and we get to do it all over again. 59 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,219 The only thing I might do different in that scenario... 60 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:41,254 would be not having to go to work. 61 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:44,357 Other than that, I wouldn't change a thing. 62 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,940 Hey, where'd our sunrise go? 63 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:51,640 All right, let's get you plugged in. 64 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,634 That's a plug-in alert. 65 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,936 Litvvak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever. 66 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,104 Let's go see what it is! 67 00:03:58,271 --> 00:03:59,105 Yeah! 68 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,207 Excuse us. Excuse us. Minor emergency. 69 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,643 Hey, Felix, Calhoun, what's getting plugged in? 70 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:07,147 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 71 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:08,648 What do you think, lady love? 72 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:12,485 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 73 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,688 Kids love those things. 74 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:18,324 Please be a racing game. Please be a racing game. 75 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,326 Please be a racing game. 76 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,310 "Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"? 77 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:28,134 Well, it's either wiffle ball, or an arranged marriage game. 78 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,270 It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi," Ralph. 79 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,438 Yeah, that's what I said. 80 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,972 And Wi-Fi is the Internet... 81 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,608 which is an online community where human beings go to shop... 82 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,510 and play games and socialize. 83 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,450 Fun! 84 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,613 Oh, no, it is not. 85 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,849 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi." 86 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:45,418 What it should say is "Die-Fi." 87 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:49,356 That's a little humor there. 88 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:51,691 But seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 89 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,894 It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. 90 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,230 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. 91 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,165 The arcade's about to open. 92 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:02,350 Figures, we finally get something new plugged in... 93 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,170 and we're not even allowed to go in there. 94 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,939 Totally not fair. 95 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,742 A new racing game would've been cool. 96 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:09,909 Something wrong with your game? 97 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,770 No, no. 98 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:15,715 It's just every bonus level's been unlocked. I know every shortcut. 99 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,151 Man, I'd kill for even just a new track. 100 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:21,187 New track? You already got, like, three choices. 101 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,957 Yeah, I know, but don't you ever wish something new and different... 102 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,558 would happen in your game? 103 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:26,559 Nope. 104 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,629 Really? Well, agree to disagree. 105 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,331 Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 106 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:34,768 No, no. It's just a fancy way to say we don't have to argue about it. 107 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,569 We're arguing? I don't wanna argue. 108 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,720 Relax. Stop making it a thing. 109 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,908 Go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench vessel. 110 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:43,760 All right. 111 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,717 She wants a new track, I'll give her a new track. 112 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,157 Come on, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 113 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:01,127 Pick Vanellope, Swati. She's got the best superpower. 114 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,763 Yeah, the glitch. I love her. 115 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,533 Drivers, start your engines. 116 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,602 You're gonna lose today, Princess. 117 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:12,772 While, yes, lam technically a princess, Taffyta... 118 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,975 I'd rather you just think of me as plain old Vanellope... 119 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,244 the racer who's about to kick your butt. 120 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,481 Three, two, one, go! 121 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:28,555 And pardon me, excuse me, coming through. 122 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:40,600 And one, two, three gumballs right on cue. 123 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,635 Yeah, I love it when she glitches. 124 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,643 Excuse me. I must have fallen asleep. 125 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,879 Oh, fun. I'm winning. 126 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:59,352 Vanellope takes a huge lead. No one's gonna catch her now. 127 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,891 She's gonna love this. 128 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:08,228 Right on time. 129 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,398 What? 130 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,633 "Looking for something new... 131 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:15,669 "and different? 132 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:18,400 "Then take this track." 133 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,674 Ralph, you old son-of-a-gun. 134 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,443 I'd say I got a little time for a detour. 135 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:27,447 Hey, look, I think I unlocked a new track. 136 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,715 Never seen that before. 137 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,720 This is awesome! 138 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:35,522 Hey, thanks, Ralph! 139 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,857 You're welcome! 140 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,559 Get back up on the track, Swati. 141 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:40,760 You're going to lose. 142 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:43,596 I can't. It's like it's driving itself. 143 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,737 What is wrong with this thing? 144 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,639 What? 145 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,980 No, no! 146 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,482 Kid! 147 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,691 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 148 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,426 Kid! Kid! 149 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,195 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry, are you okay? 150 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,197 Oh, my gosh. 151 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,598 What an amazing track! 152 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,701 Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 153 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,802 You're welcome! 154 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,772 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 155 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:26,773 Wait a minute. 156 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,742 You took a serious doody where? 157 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,978 Vanellope, get up here. 158 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,880 We have a situation. 159 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:38,918 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working... 160 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:41,955 and I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. 161 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,723 I'm real sorry. 162 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,926 It's okay, Swati. I think I can get it back on there pretty easy. 163 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,262 - What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing. 164 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:52,298 Leave him alone. He was just trying to make the game more exciting. 165 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:55,268 Yeah, why don't you relax, Taffyta? Litwak will fix it. 166 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,570 All right, on you... 167 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,207 Okay. Still not a problem. 168 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,609 He'll just order a new part. 169 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:03,943 Well, I'd order a new part... 170 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,113 but the company that made Sugar Rush went out of business years ago. 171 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,516 - I can try to find one on the Internet. - Good idea. 172 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:10,517 Me too. 173 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,285 Good luck, that'll be like finding a needle in a... 174 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,987 I found one! On ebay! 175 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,755 Really? How about that? 176 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,757 See? Those kids have it under control. 177 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,793 They're just gonna get another wheel from the eboy. 178 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,594 Are you kidding me? How much? 179 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,640 That's more than this game makes in a year. 180 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,434 I hate to say it, but my salvage guy is coming on Friday... 181 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,937 and it might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 182 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,973 Where's he going? 183 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,475 Litwak's gonna unplug the game. 184 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:38,211 - Get out of here! Go, scram, let's go, run! - Go, run, run, run, run! 185 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,346 - Let's go! - Run! 186 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,789 - Gangway! - Yeah, you heard him, gangway! 187 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,925 Stop it! No running! 188 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,994 What are you people doing out of your game, for Peter's sake? 189 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:56,963 The arcade is open! 190 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,832 Sugar Rush is getting unplugged. 191 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,274 - We're homeless! - Yeah, yeah, we're homeless! 192 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,410 Oh, what are we going to do? 193 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,580 Y'all, calm down, calm down. 194 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,681 Get a hold of yourselves. 195 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,616 I don't want to be gameless. 196 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,519 An unplugging. Good Lord. 197 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:23,990 I haven't seen this many gameless characters since Space Invaders went down. 198 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,460 Where are we gonna live? 199 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,300 Well, you can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess... 200 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:33,633 and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put you all. 201 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,849 Okay. 202 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,885 Here we go. 203 00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:53,153 I raided Gene's fridge. 204 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,355 Good news, he's got pie. 205 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,900 Took a bunch of his pillows and junk, too. 206 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,293 I'm thinking we make a fort up here, or like a yurt. 207 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,195 Or we could take these pillows... 208 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,432 If we stack them right, we can make an igloo out of pillows. 209 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,835 Like a pillow igloo. Pigloo. Pigloo! 210 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:13,239 So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 211 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:17,644 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 212 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,470 I mean, like, what am I gonna do all day? 213 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,516 What? Come on, are you kidding? 214 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:27,387 You sleep in, you do no work, then you go to Tapper's with me every night. 215 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,556 I've literally just described paradise. 216 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,358 But I loved my game. 217 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,525 Oh, come on. 218 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,961 You were just bellyaching about the tracks being too easy. 219 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,163 No, that doesn't mean I didn't love it. 220 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,700 Yeah, sure, it was kind of predictable... 221 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,871 but still I never really knew what might happen in a race. 222 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:49,776 And it's that, it's that feeling, that not-knowing-what's-coming-next feeling. 223 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:54,481 That's the stuff. That feels like life to me. 224 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,684 And if I'm not a racer, Ralph... 225 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,887 what am I? 226 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:02,255 Well, you're my best friend. 227 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,690 That's not enough. 228 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:04,824 Hey- 229 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,493 No, I just... 230 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,796 I'm sorry, I know I'm being weird. 231 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:15,535 I think maybe I just need to be alone right now. 232 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:18,838 Okay. 233 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,642 I'll meet you over at Tapper's in a little while, I guess. 234 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,378 If you want. 235 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,615 All right, now... 236 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,851 we found some good homes for so many of our chums from Sugar Rush... 237 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,754 and we're just hoping a few more of you will open your doors... 238 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,956 and your hearts to those in need. 239 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:41,361 Well, I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor. 240 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,630 I'm a sour ball. 241 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:46,433 Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they? 242 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,268 Come along, condiment. 243 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:49,903 Mm-kay. 244 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,390 Marvelous. That just leaves the racers. 245 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,342 We're, like, adorable. 246 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,770 You sure are. 247 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,312 So, any takers? 248 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,118 Anyone? 249 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,959 Felix, I know we've never once talked about having a family before, but... 250 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,629 I know, it feels like the kind of thing you justjump into with both feet... 251 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,997 and nary a plan. 252 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,234 Felix and I will give them sanctuary. 253 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,671 Can I get a quick word with you two? 254 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,740 Look, I get it. 255 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,244 You've been married six years, you're looking to spice things up... 256 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:35,148 but trust me, adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice. 257 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,883 Those things are basically feral. 258 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,888 Pardon me, sir, but those youngsters are lambs. 259 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,925 Lost little lambs in need of two kind, caring shepherds. 260 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,930 That's right. 261 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,630 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 262 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,898 You treat the child like your best friend... 263 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,767 you give them everything they want... 264 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,770 and you just love their little socks off. Right, Tammy? 265 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,371 Darn-tootin'. 266 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,176 - Come and get it. - Get your own candle. 267 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:07,480 Hey, Mom, why does your lame TV only have one channel? 268 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,383 Well, hate to say I told ya... 269 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,630 Hey. Tapper? 270 00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,765 No, Ralph. I haven't seen Vanellope. 271 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,350 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago. 272 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,271 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 273 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:35,241 She's glitching like crazy, and acting super insecure. 274 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,377 And get this, she said... 275 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,460 being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 276 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:44,384 Not enough? I'm a great friend! Right, Tapper? Right? 277 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,954 I'm sorry. Who's acting insecure? Ralph, come on. 278 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,924 The kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 279 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,270 There you are... Oh. 280 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,328 Hey, Ralph. 281 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,731 Hey, Felix. Since when do you drink root beer? 282 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,965 Since tonight. 283 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,800 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 284 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,236 Hey, listen. This one was supposed to be for Vanellope. 285 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,404 I guess you can have it. 286 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,172 Doesn't look like she's coming. 287 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,307 Thanks. 288 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:11,211 You know, I can't help but think this whole mess is somehow... 289 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,680 partially my fault. 290 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,170 It figures. Just when my life was perfect. 291 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,618 Mine was, too. 292 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:22,188 But, hey, now I'm a father of 15. 293 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,924 Isn't that just a blessing? 294 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,531 Eeeee-oh-boy! 295 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,200 Wait. What'd you say, Felix? 296 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,369 Isn't that just a blessing? 297 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,400 No, the weird sound thing. 298 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,406 Eeeee-oh-boy? 299 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,807 Yeah. 300 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,609 Sorry, say it again? 301 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,611 - Eeeee-oh-boy. - Eeeee-oh-boy! 302 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,713 - Eee-oh-boy! - Eee-boy! Say it again? 303 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:47,881 - Eeeee-oh-boy! - Eeeee-oh-boy. 304 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,450 - Eeeee-oh-boy. .. -eboyleboyleboyl 305 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,718 -eboy? eboy? -eboy. 306 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,153 Yeah. 307 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,487 What are you getting at there, Ralph? 308 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,724 That kid out in the arcade said there was a steering wheel part... 309 00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:01,940 on the Internet, it's something called eboy or... 310 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,463 ebay! That's it, it was ebay! 311 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:07,200 Ralph, are you thinking about going to the Internet and finding that part? 312 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,569 Getting that part's the only thing that's gonna fix the game... 313 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:12,572 and that's the only thing that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 314 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:16,509 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, all those lovable scamps living in my house... 315 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:21,147 and destroying my sanity will have homes of their own again! 316 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,517 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 317 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,652 I will cover for you. 318 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,853 Thanks, pal. 319 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,823 Ralph, what about your tab? You owe me for the root beer. 320 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,624 Oh, Felix is gonna cover for me. 321 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,127 Drinks on the house, everybody! Felix is paying. 322 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,765 Eeeee-oh-boy. 323 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,272 Boo! 324 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:48,908 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 325 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:53,179 Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, little sister... 326 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,715 'cause we're about to blast off! 327 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,551 What are you even talking about? 328 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,520 - We're going to the Internet. - What? 329 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,188 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 330 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,356 No way! 331 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,125 Yeah, I probably should've just said, "We're going to the Internet." 332 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,292 We're going to the Internet! 333 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,360 Yeah, we are! 334 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,997 Hey, Surge, are we glad to see you. 335 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,800 We want to report some malfeasance over by the Whac-A-Mole. 336 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:18,138 Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing a real donnybrook over there. 337 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,373 Heck no. Not on my watch. 338 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:21,975 Appreciate the tip. 339 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,748 So, all we gotta do is find this eboy place. 340 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,583 - Ebay. - Right, ebay. 341 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,686 So we go there, get the steering wheel... 342 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,755 we have it delivered to Litwak before Friday. He'll fix your game. 343 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,524 Everything goes back to the way it was. 344 00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:39,359 Boom! Happily ever after. 345 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,495 This is a shockingly sound, well-thought-out idea for you, Ralph. 346 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,596 No offense. 347 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,165 I know. And none taken. 348 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,332 Here it comes. 349 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,368 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... 350 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,904 I give you the Internet! 351 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:59,120 The Internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it. 352 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,448 Yeah, I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed. 353 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,817 Where do you think they keep their ebay? 354 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:04,951 Beats me. 355 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,530 Hello, anybody here? 356 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,488 Anyone? Hello! 357 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,357 We're looking for ebay! 358 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,493 Did you hear that, kid? Sweet echo. 359 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:14,928 Check this out. 360 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,403 Okay, connect to network. 361 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,238 Bingo. 362 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:29,843 Password is "high score" with a zero instead of an "o." 363 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,311 Yes. 364 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,214 And we are online. 365 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,493 Ralph, look. 366 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,329 Cool. Mood lighting. 367 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,501 That's a gremlin! Stay away! It's a gremlin! 368 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,690 It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak. 369 00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,106 IF' address 415- 1037-483. 370 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,209 Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! 371 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,679 Hey, wait for me! Kid, come back! Wait! 372 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,647 Hey! Don't leave without me! 373 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,685 Vanellope! 374 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,188 I can't breathe. I don't fit. 375 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,410 Kid! 376 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,212 Ralph! Isn't this great? 377 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,214 No, it is not! 378 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,888 No,no,no. 379 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,926 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 380 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,964 Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 381 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,933 We most certainly are not, friendo. 382 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:37,404 We are in the Internet! Come on, Ralph! 383 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,747 Holy cow! 384 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,215 Look at all this stuff. 385 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,454 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 386 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,157 But it's so big. 387 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,359 It goes on forever and ever. 388 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,328 How are we possibly gonna find ebay out there? 389 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,931 Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry. 390 00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:07,634 I'm sure there's someone out here who could give us directions. 391 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,538 Look at that little egg guy. He's got on one of those hats that smart people wear. 392 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,173 I bet he could help us. Come on. 393 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,874 Welcome back to the search bar, madam. 394 00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:17,610 I hope you were able to find a satisfactory breakfast burrito... 395 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,580 based upon the search results I provided this morning. 396 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,816 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 397 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,552 Where can I find ballet...? 398 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,620 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? 399 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,722 ...tights? 400 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:30,560 Girls' size small. 401 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,859 Little Madeline's trying ballet now, is she? 402 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,610 I hope this lasts longer than the soccer phase. 403 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:42,802 I found 23 million results for ballet tights, girls' size small. 404 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,304 Isn't that interesting? 405 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,641 Redirecting to DesmondsTutus.com. 406 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,443 They never say thank you. 407 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,278 Oh, hello, sir. 408 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,447 Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 409 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,882 Well, let's start one for you. 410 00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:58,284 - What can KnowsMore help you find today? - Um... 411 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,920 - Umbrella. Umbrage. Umami. Uma Thurman. - No. 412 00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:02,956 Noah's Ark. No Doubt. Nordstrom Rack. 413 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:04,900 Err. 414 00:22:04,224 --> 00:22:07,394 Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters. Urkel, played by Jaleel White. 415 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,696 Looks like no one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 416 00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:11,364 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 417 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,200 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say. 418 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:18,380 Yes. I'm sorry, but my autofill is a touch aggressive today. 419 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,339 Let me try. 420 00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:21,875 Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel. 421 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,313 I only found one result for your query. 422 00:22:27,881 --> 00:22:29,215 Isn't that interesting? 423 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,180 What? How did you...? 424 00:22:32,152 --> 00:22:33,920 The lnternet's very intuitive. 425 00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:35,822 Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore. 426 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,624 Well, you're welcome. 427 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,759 Redirecting to ebay. 428 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,697 I like her. What a delightful girl. 429 00:22:45,999 --> 00:22:49,602 Slow traffic will be fined for speeds less than three megabytes per second. 430 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:20,200 Wow, I guess we know where to go if we ever need a pair of goggles. 431 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,335 There's a whole building full of them. 432 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,237 There it is! ebay! 433 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:33,847 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. 434 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,682 We're actually gonna save my game. 435 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:36,916 Told you not to worry. 436 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:40,253 We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize and stay focused. 437 00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:42,689 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick. 438 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,257 I love weird tricks. 439 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:46,359 - Sassy housewives want to meet you. - They do? 440 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,728 - Congratulations, you're a winner! - Really? 441 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,231 These ten child stars went to prison. Number six will amaze you. 442 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:52,432 That sounds interesting. 443 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,100 Wanna get rich playing video games? Click here to find out how. 444 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:56,202 Ralph, come on! 445 00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:58,138 But there's a lot of cool stuff here. 446 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,707 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother. 447 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,410 How about you, lady? You wanna get rich playing video games? 448 00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:09,349 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up... 449 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,251 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten. 450 00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:13,530 Bidding starts at 49.99. 451 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:15,321 850 for the beaver, the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 452 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,459 ...a gently used artificial hip... 453 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,428 and the bidding's open at $10. Do I hear 20? 454 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,129 Do I hear 350? Who'll give me 350? 455 00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:25,265 -50, 50, 50 now. Who'll give me 350? -400! 456 00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:26,933 Going once, going twice and sold! 457 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:29,669 The tortilla chip shaped like international superstar Beyoncé Knowles... 458 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:30,904 goes for 400. 459 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:32,539 Yay! So happy- 460 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,607 Are you understanding how this game works? 461 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:37,977 I think all you have to do is yell out the biggest number... 462 00:24:38,111 --> 00:24:39,813 and then you win this stuff. 463 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,248 And I thought Q*bert's game was weird. 464 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:43,383 Hey, kid, hop up here... 465 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,719 and see if you can tell where they keep their steering wheels. 466 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,856 There's a bunch of sports memberabilia. 467 00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:53,260 And big baby clothes called "lingerie." 468 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:54,494 Go to the right, move right. 469 00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:57,797 There's a row with a bunch of old video game junk! 470 00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,966 There it is! There it is! I see it! 471 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:01,468 Someone else is trying to win it. 472 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,136 Come on! Hurry, let's go! 473 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:06,473 We got 275. And with 30 seconds left in the auction, we have 275. 474 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:07,474 Move! Move! Hey! 475 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,750 - That's ours! Out of the way! - Do I hear a three? 476 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,243 - I'll give you three! - I got three! 477 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:12,779 - Can I get a 305? 305? Can I get a 3-5? -305. 478 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,150 -305, can I get a 310? Can you bid 310? -310. 479 00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:16,716 -315. -320. 480 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:17,751 325. 481 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,486 Oh, man, this guy is good. 482 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,287 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing. 483 00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:23,456 I have three-and-a-quarter. Do I hear 350? 484 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:24,924 -350? 350? - Watch this. 485 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:26,126 1,000! 486 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,695 1,000! We now have a bid of 1,000! 487 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,930 Way to go, kid! That is a huge number. 488 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:32,499 - Thank you. - Check this out. 489 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,670 15,000! 490 00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:36,336 15,000! Do I hear 15-5? 491 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:38,638 15-fiver! 492 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,600 - 16! - 17! 493 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:41,241 - 18! - 20! 494 00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:42,842 - 23! - 25! 495 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,711 -27! -27 and one! 496 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,313 And sold! For 27,001 497 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,916 to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls. 498 00:25:50,830 --> 00:25:51,840 Hey, that's me! 499 00:25:51,251 --> 00:25:52,218 - We won! - We won! 500 00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:55,989 Congratulations. Here's your voucher for auction item 197324579. 501 00:25:56,156 --> 00:25:58,580 Please take it to checkout for processing. 502 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:02,950 So, we are set to ship one Sugar Rush steering wheel... 503 00:26:02,262 --> 00:26:05,165 to a Litwak's Family FunLand in Los Aburridos, California. 504 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:06,660 Yep! 505 00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:09,402 With expedited shipping, that should arrive Wednesday morning. 506 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:12,720 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game. 507 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,973 We're way ahead of schedule. 508 00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:15,175 We rule! 509 00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:17,100 I'll just need a credit card number. 510 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:19,112 Sorry, what's a credit card number? 511 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:21,348 A credit card number. 512 00:26:21,514 --> 00:26:23,950 Number. Right. Seven. 513 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:25,552 Excuse me? 514 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,655 Sorry, no. You're right, ridiculous. I meant 11. 515 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,390 Those aren't credit card numbers. 516 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:31,925 I'm pretty sure they are. 517 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,827 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 518 00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:36,229 You owe $27,001. 519 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,430 What? 520 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,833 Dollars? Dollars like money? 521 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,902 Yes, and if you don't have a credit card... 522 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,940 we also accept PayPal, Venmo, ProPay, SquareCash and BuzzzyBucks. 523 00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:50,510 You're gonna laugh. Okay. 524 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:55,949 So this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 525 00:26:56,116 --> 00:27:00,854 Yeah, yeah, I did leave my wallet at home, in my wallet room. And the door's locked. 526 00:27:02,555 --> 00:27:04,691 Look. If you don't pay within 24 hours... 527 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,893 you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy... 528 00:27:07,270 --> 00:27:09,529 you will forfeit the bid, and you will lose this item. 529 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:10,730 Next! 530 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,340 Hey, buddy, you going to eboy? 531 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,336 Well, I got some free advice for you. Don't. 532 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:17,937 What a scam! 533 00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:21,241 We were so close, and we would have gotten... 534 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,144 Look, their signs aren't even real! 535 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:32,180 What the heck? Dang Internet. 536 00:27:35,355 --> 00:27:38,358 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 537 00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:40,527 Hey, kid. What's going on? What's wrong? 538 00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:43,930 If I don't have a steering wheel, I don't have a game, I'm gameless. 539 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,900 There's only one steering wheel in the whole Internet... 540 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:49,869 and we blew our chance to get it. We blew it! 541 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,838 Hey, hey, hey, calm down. 542 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,774 We came here to save your game, and that's what we're gonna do. 543 00:27:54,908 --> 00:27:55,675 Right. 544 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,377 - Okay? 'OkaY, Yeah. 545 00:27:58,745 --> 00:27:59,813 There you go. 546 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,582 Now look, all we got to do... 547 00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:05,652 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moola. 548 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:09,289 We're video game characters, Ralph. We don't have moola. 549 00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:13,927 Unless you can think of some magical way to get rich playing video games. 550 00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:19,320 Wanna get rich playing video games? 551 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,834 Click right here to find out how. 552 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,335 Back off, pop-UP! 553 00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:24,204 Right this way, miss. 554 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:25,939 Dang pop-up blockers. 555 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,410 Why does everybody gotta be so mean? 556 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,410 There he is! Thank goodness you're still here! 557 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:33,813 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make $27,001 558 00:28:33,947 --> 00:28:35,115 or she loses her game. 559 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:38,585 Yeah, can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games? 560 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:39,819 You bet! 561 00:28:40,487 --> 00:28:42,789 Come on, click here, and I'll take you to my website. 562 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,795 You got an ample carriage there, buster. 563 00:28:48,962 --> 00:28:50,300 Causing a little drag. 564 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,365 Sorry. You're getting close to the edge. 565 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,567 You see the...? The edge. The edge! 566 00:28:57,437 --> 00:29:00,730 By the way, my name is JP Spamley... 567 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,243 and I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamley family. 568 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,947 All right, step into my parlor. 569 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,116 This is your website? 570 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:11,551 I know what you're thinking, not to worry. 571 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,319 My anti-virus guy was just here. 572 00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:14,821 Clean as a... 573 00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:17,157 Dang it! 574 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:18,591 Oh, my gosh. That's embarrassing. 575 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,560 Anyway, I know it's a bit of a mess... 576 00:29:20,727 --> 00:29:21,561 Hey, Gord! 577 00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:23,329 But I do have a system here, I really do. 578 00:29:23,530 --> 00:29:25,432 If I can just find that... Gord! 579 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:26,966 I just got to find this list. 580 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:28,968 There you are. 581 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:31,738 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 582 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,606 What do you got for them, partner? 583 00:29:42,682 --> 00:29:43,817 Thank you. 584 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:47,854 "Fishwife's amulet, Wizard Quest, three dollars." 585 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:51,725 "Foxhole hammer, Zombie Crusades, five dollars"? 586 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:55,495 Now, those there are some of your more commonplace, low-dollar items. 587 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:57,797 Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 588 00:29:58,431 --> 00:30:03,136 You're saying if we find the Golden Cleats from Pro League Soccer... 589 00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:05,805 we find those and bring them back here to you... 590 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:09,342 then a human being in the real world will pay us $15? 591 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:12,879 Yes, ma'am. Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting. 592 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:14,114 Folks go into games... 593 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,149 they harvest the most coveted items... 594 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:19,319 and they sell them on my website to the highest bidder. 595 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:21,554 Okay, but here's the thing... 596 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:23,623 we need like a buttload of money. 597 00:30:23,757 --> 00:30:26,593 So, do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 598 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:28,940 Gord! 599 00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:29,662 Gord! 600 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:31,164 There you are. 601 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,368 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 602 00:30:35,602 --> 00:30:38,171 Is $40,000 lucrative enough for you? 603 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,640 It's more than enough. 604 00:30:40,807 --> 00:30:42,609 I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa... 605 00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:45,478 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's car... 606 00:30:45,645 --> 00:30:47,614 from a game called Slaughter Race. 607 00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:48,748 A racing game? 608 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:52,719 That's right. Slaughter Race is the most popular online racing game out there. 609 00:30:52,886 --> 00:30:54,854 However, it is wicked dangerous. 610 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:56,289 We ain't afraid of danger. 611 00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:58,291 This kid's the best racer in the whole world. 612 00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:00,794 We'll get you that car, no problemo. 613 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:04,898 Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk. 614 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:14,541 Okay, this game is kind of amazing. 615 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,790 Meh, the attention to detail is pretty impressive. 616 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:23,416 I don't think I've ever been in a game with smog before. 617 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:27,220 - Nice kitty. Nice kitty. - Easy, boy. Easy. 618 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:33,426 Let's just find Shank's car and get outta here. 619 00:31:33,593 --> 00:31:34,594 Agreed. 620 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,234 Look. Look. 621 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:42,736 There it is. 622 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:44,771 That car is gorgeous. 623 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,400 No wonder it's worth so much. 624 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,276 Aw, sugar. 625 00:31:50,443 --> 00:31:52,679 Players. They beat us to it. 626 00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:55,810 31 hours of continuous gameplay... 627 00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:57,851 and we've finally found Shank's car. 628 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,519 Let's jack this ride. 629 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:01,921 Oh, yeah, DirtySocks, it's on. 630 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:03,757 Jim! Jimmy? 631 00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,760 You're not playing that horrible game again, are you? 632 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:09,429 No, Grandma! I'm doing my homework. 633 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:10,964 Okay, like I said... 634 00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:12,766 Let's jack this ride. 635 00:32:18,805 --> 00:32:20,440 Well, well, well. 636 00:32:21,641 --> 00:32:25,445 While the cat was away, these mice tried to play. 637 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,170 Hey, I think that might be Shank. 638 00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:32,485 Listen up, mice... 639 00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:36,890 anyone who tries to play with this cat's ride is gonna get got. 640 00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:39,559 You're going down, Shank. 641 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:42,429 Pyro. Give those punks the works. 642 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,130 With pleasure. 643 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,968 End of the road! 644 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:51,738 Gosh dang it! Now we gotta start all over. 645 00:32:52,505 --> 00:32:53,807 Ralph, maybe... 646 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,842 Hey, where are you going? 647 00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,110 I am scared. 648 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:00,480 If we get burned up in here, that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 649 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,215 So, I think we should get outta here right now. 650 00:33:02,349 --> 00:33:04,751 No, wait, wait. I have an idea. 651 00:33:07,354 --> 00:33:08,521 Hey, Shank? 652 00:33:08,688 --> 00:33:09,889 What's up, Pyro? 653 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,727 Do you ever reckon we're going a bit too hard on the players? 654 00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:16,763 Honestly, no, I don't. 655 00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:23,136 Of course, I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin... 656 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:27,807 but if we just let them win, where's the life lesson? You know? 657 00:33:27,974 --> 00:33:30,677 Yeah, but to Pyro's point... 658 00:33:30,844 --> 00:33:33,279 I mean, those players work so hard to get here. 659 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,981 I hear you, Felony... 660 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,500 but imagine a game without challenges. 661 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:40,186 The same predictable thing every single time... 662 00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:41,454 who wants that? 663 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:42,655 Shank's right. 664 00:33:42,789 --> 00:33:45,325 I just saw a really insightful TED talk... 665 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:47,560 and I can't really remember what the guy said. 666 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:49,596 It was more about how he made me feel. 667 00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:51,898 But I think, ultimately, the point was... 668 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:55,680 I honor yourjourneys, guys. 669 00:33:55,235 --> 00:33:57,237 And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. 670 00:33:57,671 --> 00:33:58,672 Thank you. 671 00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:01,740 Hey, Shank, did you ever wonder what it would be like... 672 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:02,976 if someone actually did get your car? 673 00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,411 Well, I know one thing... 674 00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:07,280 whoever does will have to be the best of the best. 675 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:12,686 Good day to you, madam. 676 00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:13,887 Who are you? 677 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:17,900 I'm here from the Department of Noise. 678 00:34:17,691 --> 00:34:21,361 And the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ. 679 00:34:21,828 --> 00:34:23,163 Larry's the one who takes the calls. 680 00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:24,564 Anyways, someone told Larry... 681 00:34:24,731 --> 00:34:27,333 that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds and screaming sounds... 682 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,302 and what-have-you. That sort of thing. 683 00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:32,906 This is nice. 684 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,376 Where have you been all my life? 685 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,912 So I came to check on things. 686 00:34:39,790 --> 00:34:41,214 I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 687 00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:42,682 I'm Larry? 688 00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:44,951 You said Larry took the call. 689 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:54,394 Good job, Larry! 690 00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:57,630 Yeah, worked like a charm! 691 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,938 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 692 00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:07,207 And I need yours. Sorry. 693 00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:11,478 I'm just gonna go. 694 00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:16,349 This is the worst day of my life! 695 00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:20,687 It's a shame we have to leave so soon. This game is cool. 696 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:24,240 Just get us out of here so we can get this car to Spamley and get paid. 697 00:35:24,157 --> 00:35:25,325 No problem. 698 00:35:28,762 --> 00:35:30,830 Look at this guy coming in hot. 699 00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:49,849 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 700 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,560 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 701 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,394 Oh, no! It's that Shank lady. 702 00:36:01,561 --> 00:36:02,696 She looks upset. 703 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:04,931 Don't worry, I'll lose her. 704 00:36:13,707 --> 00:36:14,974 Where are you going? 705 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:17,677 Kid, get back on the track. I'm gonna lose my cookies. 706 00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:20,146 There is no track. I can drive anywhere. 707 00:36:35,729 --> 00:36:37,697 Kid, she's coming up right behind us. 708 00:36:37,831 --> 00:36:38,665 Oh, hello! 709 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,834 I believe you have something of mine. 710 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,635 Yeah, come and get it. 711 00:36:58,518 --> 00:36:59,686 This girl can drive. 712 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:11,831 Would you hurry up and lose her? 713 00:37:11,998 --> 00:37:13,660 I'm trying! 714 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:15,502 Hang on, chumbo! 715 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,911 I don't like this! 716 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:39,192 Mother Hubbard, this lady can really drive. 717 00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:41,294 Kid, fire! Do you see the fire? 718 00:37:41,494 --> 00:37:42,495 Dead end! Dead end! 719 00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:45,198 Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky. 720 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,602 - Yeah! - That's the stuff. 721 00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:50,637 Good job, kid. 722 00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:53,473 Oh, yeah, I feel like me again. 723 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,709 One exit straight ahead. 724 00:38:14,194 --> 00:38:16,396 - You're not gonna lose me that easy. - How did you...? 725 00:38:16,563 --> 00:38:18,231 You might wanna keep your eyes on the road. 726 00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:19,650 Kid! 727 00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:30,176 Yo, Department of Noise, get out of my car! 728 00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:31,811 Oh, man, what are we gonna do? 729 00:38:31,945 --> 00:38:34,881 You just stay put, don't panic. I'm gonna talk to her. 730 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,249 Ralph, be careful. 731 00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:39,219 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 732 00:38:42,355 --> 00:38:44,570 My bottom is stuck. 733 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,897 This car is not designed for a big boy. I'll tell you that. Hi. 734 00:38:51,197 --> 00:38:53,666 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 735 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:56,360 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 736 00:38:56,202 --> 00:38:58,838 No, wait, listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 737 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,142 My friend here, she's a candy kart racer. 738 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:04,978 You should see her racing around her sweet little track... 739 00:39:05,111 --> 00:39:06,479 in her cookie wafer car we built together. 740 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,485 And, well, the thing is, her perfect little game broke... 741 00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:14,320 and it was my fault... 742 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:16,656 so we're here to try to fix it... 743 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:19,626 and we need money to do that, and someone was gonna pay us money... 744 00:39:19,793 --> 00:39:21,594 -to steal your car, and so we took it. - Okay, okay. 745 00:39:21,761 --> 00:39:23,196 You can stop crying. 746 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:26,366 Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability. 747 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,168 Thank you. 748 00:39:28,334 --> 00:39:29,903 I get it, I do. 749 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,205 Friendship is everything to us, too. 750 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:34,774 - Right, guys? - Word. We're like family. 751 00:39:34,908 --> 00:39:38,378 That's really great. So, does this mean we can keep your car? 752 00:39:38,511 --> 00:39:41,614 Absolutely not. But I do want to help. 753 00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:44,500 - Hey, you got your phone on you? - You know it. 754 00:39:44,184 --> 00:39:47,253 Let's make a video. Pyro, hit big boy with the blow and go. 755 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:48,254 I'd love to. 756 00:39:48,455 --> 00:39:49,656 Wait. What's the...? 757 00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:52,158 What are you doing? 758 00:39:52,359 --> 00:39:54,728 Say something, first thing that comes to your mind. 759 00:39:55,295 --> 00:39:57,430 I'm gonna wreck it! 760 00:39:58,310 --> 00:40:00,266 Good. All right. Turn it off. 761 00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:04,971 - What the heck did you do that for? - Yeah. 762 00:40:05,171 --> 00:40:09,642 There are much better ways to make money on the Internet than stealing cars... 763 00:40:09,809 --> 00:40:12,846 such as becoming a BuzzzTube star. 764 00:40:13,130 --> 00:40:14,647 Am I supposed to know what that is? 765 00:40:14,848 --> 00:40:16,883 Oh, come on. Everybody knows BuzzzTube. 766 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,852 It's the video-sharing site. 767 00:40:18,985 --> 00:40:21,154 I'm just starting your account... 768 00:40:21,321 --> 00:40:22,889 All right, there you go. 769 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:26,659 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 770 00:40:26,793 --> 00:40:28,728 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss... 771 00:40:28,862 --> 00:40:30,630 she's the head algorithm over there. 772 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:31,998 Tell her I sent you. 773 00:40:32,165 --> 00:40:33,233 Yesss will hook you up. 774 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,668 Wow, that's really nice of you. 775 00:40:35,835 --> 00:40:37,637 I'm not sure if "nice" is the right word. 776 00:40:37,804 --> 00:40:39,390 Well, thank you. 777 00:40:39,506 --> 00:40:43,109 I should be thanking you, little sister. That race was fun. 778 00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:45,412 Well, thank you again. 779 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,418 While we're talking shop, what move did you do to get through that tunnel of fire? 780 00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:54,320 Was it a power drift into a driftjump, maybe, or...? 781 00:40:54,487 --> 00:40:55,655 Maybe. 782 00:40:55,822 --> 00:40:57,957 If you ever wanna come back for a rematch... 783 00:40:58,124 --> 00:40:59,959 I'd be happy to kick your butt again. 784 00:41:00,593 --> 00:41:01,428 See you. 785 00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:17,944 Show-off. 786 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,548 Man, oh, man, that place was scary. 787 00:41:21,715 --> 00:41:23,516 I know. It was so exciting! 788 00:41:23,683 --> 00:41:25,585 No, exciting is when you smile. 789 00:41:25,752 --> 00:41:28,955 Scary is when you clench your butt, and my butt is still clenched. 790 00:41:29,155 --> 00:41:31,570 Come on, are you honestly telling me... 791 00:41:31,191 --> 00:41:34,160 that Shank lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 792 00:41:34,327 --> 00:41:36,629 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 793 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,965 Let's see, she looks cool, she talks cool... 794 00:41:39,132 --> 00:41:41,334 she drives cool, her hair is cool, her car is cool... 795 00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:43,470 Wait a minute, are you saying my hair isn't cool? 796 00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:47,774 What? No! I'm just saying the game was next-level. 797 00:41:47,907 --> 00:41:50,310 There was no one telling you what to do or where to go. 798 00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:52,645 Hey, just where do you think you're going? 799 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:54,614 To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 800 00:41:54,748 --> 00:41:57,500 No,no,no. We're going back to Spamley's. 801 00:41:57,183 --> 00:41:59,520 He can give us some easier loot to find. 802 00:41:59,185 --> 00:42:01,888 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 803 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,290 Come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 804 00:42:04,424 --> 00:42:06,659 - Well, I do. - Well, I... 805 00:42:06,793 --> 00:42:08,395 - Hello, mister. - Who are you? 806 00:42:08,561 --> 00:42:10,597 I'm your friendly ebay alert messenger. 807 00:42:11,231 --> 00:42:12,532 An actual eboy. 808 00:42:12,665 --> 00:42:16,136 Just here to let you know your bid expires in eight hours. 809 00:42:16,269 --> 00:42:19,205 Eight hours. Okay, thanks, eboy. 810 00:42:19,372 --> 00:42:21,410 You got it, Jackson! 811 00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:24,978 Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime it with Spamley... 812 00:42:25,111 --> 00:42:28,214 it will take 20 years to make enough money to buy the wheel. 813 00:42:29,490 --> 00:42:31,418 All right, fine. We'll do it your way. 814 00:42:31,584 --> 00:42:35,121 But I'm telling you right now, that BuzzzTube place is a terrible idea. 815 00:42:42,328 --> 00:42:45,398 Man, there are all kinds of videos in here. 816 00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:48,340 Yeah, if you like babies and cats. 817 00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:49,936 - Look, there's you! - Oh, yeah. 818 00:42:50,103 --> 00:42:51,538 I'm gonna wreck it! 819 00:42:54,374 --> 00:42:57,377 I wonder why those little guys are giving your video all those hearts? 820 00:42:57,510 --> 00:43:01,470 Because obviously they love me. I told you this place was a good idea. 821 00:43:01,214 --> 00:43:02,682 Yeah, sure you did, doof. 822 00:43:02,882 --> 00:43:05,285 Now, who we supposed to see about getting paid again? 823 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:08,822 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 824 00:43:08,955 --> 00:43:10,990 No. No. No. 825 00:43:11,624 --> 00:43:13,993 Uninspired, clichéd... 826 00:43:14,627 --> 00:43:15,995 YouTube's got this one. 827 00:43:16,162 --> 00:43:18,531 Chewbacca Dad? Really? 828 00:43:18,665 --> 00:43:21,901 Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, but it's a daddy. 829 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,269 No! 830 00:43:23,436 --> 00:43:26,406 Heyo! Are you the head of Al Gore? 831 00:43:26,573 --> 00:43:30,276 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube... 832 00:43:30,443 --> 00:43:32,212 which means I curate the content... 833 00:43:32,345 --> 00:43:34,848 at the lnternet's most popular video-sharing site. 834 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,816 Which means, I don't have time to trifle... 835 00:43:36,983 --> 00:43:40,720 with every shoeless, mouth-breathing hobo that trundles into my office. 836 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,122 Call security, Maybe. 837 00:43:42,288 --> 00:43:45,825 Yes. But, Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 838 00:43:45,992 --> 00:43:46,993 Who? 839 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,595 The man with the undulating jowls. 840 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:49,829 So? 841 00:43:49,996 --> 00:43:52,298 His video has 1.3 million hearts. 842 00:43:52,432 --> 00:43:53,767 Well! 843 00:43:55,235 --> 00:43:58,471 Why didn't you tell me I was in the presence of a genius? 844 00:43:58,638 --> 00:44:00,730 Grab him a drink. 845 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,508 Yeah, this lady named Shank... 846 00:44:01,675 --> 00:44:03,900 she actually made the video. 847 00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:05,145 She's the one who told us to come see you. 848 00:44:05,345 --> 00:44:09,349 No wonder your video's so dope. Shank is for real cool. 849 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:10,517 Right? 850 00:44:10,684 --> 00:44:13,853 She is not. I'm the cool one getting all the hearts. 851 00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:16,723 Well, that's right, you big baby. 852 00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:18,892 Yeah. 853 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,930 What'd you say your name was? 854 00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:21,528 Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph. 855 00:44:21,695 --> 00:44:24,798 Well, Wreck-It Ralph, you are trending! 856 00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:28,802 And these are for you. Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts. 857 00:44:28,968 --> 00:44:30,804 - Hearts, hearts, hearts! - Hearts, hearts, hearts! 858 00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:31,838 Yes! Hearts! 859 00:44:34,874 --> 00:44:38,278 Not to buzzkill the lovefest you guys got going on here... 860 00:44:38,478 --> 00:44:43,350 but Shank kinda told us that viral videos can make, like, actual money? 861 00:44:43,516 --> 00:44:45,452 Oh, hearts are money, honey. 862 00:44:45,585 --> 00:44:47,821 Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 863 00:44:47,954 --> 00:44:48,755 Ka-ch I ng! 864 00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:50,790 $43,000! 865 00:44:50,957 --> 00:44:53,960 Kid, we only needed 27,001. We're done. 866 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,129 Oh, no, no, no. 867 00:44:57,130 --> 00:44:58,898 That's $43. 868 00:44:59,650 --> 00:45:02,635 43? That's not even half of 27,001. 869 00:45:02,902 --> 00:45:06,139 And we only have eight hours left to save my game. 870 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,175 I hate to say it, but that ain't happening. 871 00:45:09,309 --> 00:45:10,877 Your video is tapped out. 872 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,680 - But I thought I was trenching? - Trending. 873 00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:16,160 You were. But that was 15 seconds ago. 874 00:45:16,149 --> 00:45:18,952 Now, you're not. Thanks for stopping by, though. 875 00:45:21,988 --> 00:45:23,890 What are we gonna do, kid? 876 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:25,992 All right, pal, I have an idea. And hear me out. 877 00:45:26,159 --> 00:45:30,630 What if we go back to Slaughter Race and I ask Shank really... 878 00:45:30,797 --> 00:45:34,601 No,no,no. We're not going back to that death trap. 879 00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:37,300 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos... 880 00:45:37,203 --> 00:45:39,472 of me doing all kinds of them crazy things? 881 00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:41,307 You mean saturate the market? 882 00:45:41,474 --> 00:45:43,610 That could get you a lot of hearts fast. 883 00:45:43,743 --> 00:45:45,450 Have you thought this through at all? 884 00:45:45,211 --> 00:45:47,647 What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 885 00:45:47,847 --> 00:45:49,983 I'll just copy whatever's popular. 886 00:45:50,116 --> 00:45:52,585 Genius. Yo, Maybe, what's trending right now? 887 00:45:53,319 --> 00:45:54,754 Let's have a lookie-lookie. 888 00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:57,570 As usual, human suffering is number one... 889 00:45:57,190 --> 00:45:59,793 followed by hot pepper eating challenges... 890 00:45:59,959 --> 00:46:01,528 video game walkthroughs... 891 00:46:01,695 --> 00:46:02,929 screaming goats are back... 892 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:06,199 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials... 893 00:46:06,399 --> 00:46:09,690 and lastly, bee puns. 894 00:46:09,703 --> 00:46:11,938 Let's "bee" friends. 895 00:46:13,873 --> 00:46:16,876 Two weeks in a row, guys. That's a fortnight of bee puns. 896 00:46:17,430 --> 00:46:19,713 He won't be doing any bee puns. They're beneath you. 897 00:46:19,879 --> 00:46:22,515 Oh, I'm doing a bee pun. Yes, I am. 898 00:46:22,682 --> 00:46:25,485 And I'm eating a hot pepper, and I'm putting on makeup... 899 00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:26,920 and whatever else it takes! 900 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:31,910 Because, kid, we came here to save your game and we're gonna do it. 901 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:32,792 I love it! 902 00:46:32,959 --> 00:46:34,561 That is what the Internet was made for! 903 00:46:34,761 --> 00:46:36,563 Now, let's get to work. 904 00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:40,233 Seen it. 905 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,680 Saw that one. 906 00:46:42,235 --> 00:46:44,537 Seen it. Seen it. 907 00:46:54,547 --> 00:46:56,683 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-It Ralph? 908 00:46:56,850 --> 00:46:58,551 That bad guy from the old video game? 909 00:46:58,718 --> 00:47:00,387 Yeah, exactly. 910 00:47:00,553 --> 00:47:02,655 I'm gonna send you a super random video. Check it out, dude. 911 00:47:02,789 --> 00:47:04,657 Yeah, I'll give it a heart. Whatever. 912 00:47:15,468 --> 00:47:18,672 Hey, everybody, welcome to Up To the Meme-ent! I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 913 00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:21,975 Nobody knows who's making them, but the whole world is going bonkers... 914 00:47:22,108 --> 00:47:24,644 over a series of truly bizarre videos... 915 00:47:24,811 --> 00:47:27,180 starring '80s-era bad guy Wreck-It Ralph. 916 00:47:27,313 --> 00:47:29,149 Check out what everyone is buzzing about... 917 00:47:29,315 --> 00:47:30,517 over at BuzzzTube. com. 918 00:47:30,684 --> 00:47:32,352 Hey, guys, Wreck-It Ralph here... 919 00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:34,754 with the ghost pepper challenge. 920 00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:36,823 Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that. 921 00:47:38,158 --> 00:47:39,192 That's not so... 922 00:47:39,359 --> 00:47:41,194 Oh, it's very hot! Make it stop! 923 00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:44,164 Yo, McNeely, another one just dropped. Check it out, dude. 924 00:47:44,330 --> 00:47:46,132 Where are these things coming from? 925 00:47:46,266 --> 00:47:48,401 Hey, Josey, did you see the pepper challenge? 926 00:47:48,568 --> 00:47:51,938 Not yet. I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 927 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:53,730 It's disgusting. 928 00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,541 You don't want any real hard lines. 929 00:47:54,674 --> 00:47:57,143 You just want to blend that out there, like this... 930 00:47:57,310 --> 00:48:01,815 And that, my friends, is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 931 00:48:01,948 --> 00:48:03,483 I always start with the hootnanny. 932 00:48:03,683 --> 00:48:05,418 Shift it into a floss. 933 00:48:06,353 --> 00:48:09,189 And now I finish with a hot Marat. 934 00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:14,894 Follow along with me, and I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend... 935 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,863 in the form of a tree. 936 00:48:16,996 --> 00:48:18,531 Everybody needs a friend. 937 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:23,269 Look at these guys. Look at this one, sleeping under his ear. 938 00:48:23,436 --> 00:48:25,472 You couch potatoes. Wake up. 939 00:48:25,638 --> 00:48:29,709 We've been baking at about 950 degrees now for six hours... 940 00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,511 so she should be ready. 941 00:48:33,130 --> 00:48:35,315 Voila'! Burnt pie! 942 00:48:35,782 --> 00:48:37,150 Let's have a little whiff of this here. 943 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:39,319 My hair, my hair! My hair! 944 00:48:40,153 --> 00:48:41,855 This man is on fire. 945 00:48:41,988 --> 00:48:44,124 Literal and figurative fire. 946 00:48:44,290 --> 00:48:47,394 But he still needs 200 million hearts in the next five hours... 947 00:48:47,594 --> 00:48:49,396 or this beautiful child loses her game. 948 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:51,931 That's why I'm on to phase two... 949 00:48:52,650 --> 00:48:54,434 you, my elite Pop-Up Army. 950 00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:56,569 I need you out there popping up... 951 00:48:56,703 --> 00:48:58,838 and getting clicks all over the Internet. 952 00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,908 I'm talking Tumblr, lnstagram, Mashable. 953 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:05,812 Be my pied pipers and lead that beautiful traffic to BuzzzTube... 954 00:49:05,945 --> 00:49:08,615 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts. 955 00:49:12,686 --> 00:49:14,888 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you. 956 00:49:15,550 --> 00:49:17,357 You don't wanna miss this. It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video. 957 00:49:17,524 --> 00:49:19,920 Click it. Click it! 958 00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:34,274 Man oh Manischewitz, that looks so fun. 959 00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:35,575 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 960 00:49:35,709 --> 00:49:38,178 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggressive? 961 00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:40,814 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? 962 00:49:40,947 --> 00:49:43,283 Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? 963 00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:47,754 - Yes, you're perfect. Here. - Thank you! 964 00:49:47,921 --> 00:49:48,922 If you're going, I wanna go. 965 00:49:49,122 --> 00:49:52,359 No, baby, you've got to stay here and be my movie star. 966 00:49:52,525 --> 00:49:55,662 What? No, no, no. Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 967 00:49:55,795 --> 00:49:59,320 Or peanut butter and bacon. One cannot exist without the other. 968 00:49:59,199 --> 00:50:00,266 Go on, kid, tell her. 969 00:50:00,433 --> 00:50:01,434 It's true. 970 00:50:01,601 --> 00:50:06,740 In fact, it's so true that we will be fine if we're apart for a minute. 971 00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:09,409 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 972 00:50:09,609 --> 00:50:11,177 I just wanna get out there and be useful. 973 00:50:11,811 --> 00:50:12,846 But without me? 974 00:50:13,130 --> 00:50:14,881 What if you get lost? You're just a kid. 975 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,250 And you're some mature adult? 976 00:50:17,450 --> 00:50:19,252 Well, I'm bigger. 977 00:50:19,452 --> 00:50:21,154 Don't be insecure, big fella. 978 00:50:21,354 --> 00:50:23,490 She's not gonna get lost. I promise. 979 00:50:23,623 --> 00:50:26,459 She'll be in my personal web browser. 980 00:50:27,727 --> 00:50:29,696 And your app comes with BuzzzFace... 981 00:50:29,829 --> 00:50:32,132 so you can keep in touch anywhere on the Internet. 982 00:50:32,265 --> 00:50:33,967 See, I'll be fine. 983 00:50:34,134 --> 00:50:36,200 I know, I just... 984 00:50:39,806 --> 00:50:42,475 We haven't been apart in like six years. 985 00:50:42,642 --> 00:50:44,511 I'm going to miss you. 986 00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:47,800 You'll be fine, too. 987 00:50:47,247 --> 00:50:50,850 The more hearts your videos get, the faster we'll get the wheel. 988 00:50:50,984 --> 00:50:52,652 And then we can go home. 989 00:50:52,786 --> 00:50:56,389 Look, we'll be celebrating at Tapper's this time tomorrow, buddy. 990 00:50:56,556 --> 00:50:59,492 Yeah, I guess you're right. 991 00:51:00,930 --> 00:51:01,161 Bye! 992 00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:04,497 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy. 993 00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:10,136 So where exactly are you sending her? 994 00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:12,572 Since candy girl comes from an arcade game... 995 00:51:12,706 --> 00:51:14,607 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 996 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:17,644 Oh,no,no,no,no. Badidea. 997 00:51:17,811 --> 00:51:20,280 Those games are dangerous, and they rot your brain. 998 00:51:20,447 --> 00:51:24,250 Why don't we send her somewhere a little more totally different than that... 999 00:51:24,384 --> 00:51:26,686 and nowhere near there? 1000 00:51:26,853 --> 00:51:29,723 Let's see. Family Friendly Fansites. 1001 00:51:29,889 --> 00:51:32,158 That sounds safe, and she is technically a princess... 1002 00:51:32,325 --> 00:51:35,829 so how about this one here with the sweet little pink castle? 1003 00:51:35,995 --> 00:51:36,996 I love it. 1004 00:51:37,163 --> 00:51:41,340 Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up to OhMyDisney.com. 1005 00:51:46,439 --> 00:51:49,676 Jeez Louise, this place is bonkers! 1006 00:51:54,881 --> 00:51:57,717 To infinity and beyond! 1007 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,190 Come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? 1008 00:52:04,357 --> 00:52:05,658 Lame. 1009 00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:08,161 Hey, easy there. 1010 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:10,930 I mean, no offense or anything. 1011 00:52:11,664 --> 00:52:13,333 Well, time to get to work. 1012 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,680 And for your final question. 1013 00:52:15,235 --> 00:52:18,238 "My friends would describe me as?" 1014 00:52:18,438 --> 00:52:21,608 "Smart, funny, kind, or brave." 1015 00:52:23,410 --> 00:52:24,978 Kind, I guess? 1016 00:52:25,445 --> 00:52:31,317 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is Snow White! 1017 00:52:31,484 --> 00:52:34,721 I do believe our friendship will be the fairest of them all! 1018 00:52:34,888 --> 00:52:37,857 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-It Ralph. 1019 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:40,260 Just click here to see his new video. 1020 00:52:41,361 --> 00:52:42,362 Thank you. 1021 00:52:42,962 --> 00:52:45,598 Yeah, in Captain America: The First Avenger... 1022 00:52:45,799 --> 00:52:49,736 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the World Tree, Guardian of Wisdom and Fate. 1023 00:52:49,869 --> 00:52:53,373 Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree? 1024 00:52:54,674 --> 00:52:55,675 I am Groot. 1025 00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:57,977 Okay, okay. Thank you very much. 1026 00:52:58,712 --> 00:53:00,246 What is Drax really like? 1027 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:01,781 - I am Groot. - Thank you. 1028 00:53:01,915 --> 00:53:04,951 Yeah. Are you a conifer or a fruit-bearing tree? 1029 00:53:05,118 --> 00:53:06,119 Excuse me. I'll take this one. 1030 00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:09,956 He is Groot, I am Vanellope, click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph. 1031 00:53:11,391 --> 00:53:13,460 This is almost too easy. 1032 00:53:14,194 --> 00:53:16,429 Hey, do you have a permit for that pop-up? 1033 00:53:16,863 --> 00:53:19,833 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 1034 00:53:21,401 --> 00:53:22,969 She's getting away. 1035 00:53:25,405 --> 00:53:26,239 This way. 1036 00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:28,108 Step aside, citizen. 1037 00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:29,175 Sorry, mister! 1038 00:53:32,512 --> 00:53:35,448 Hey, can't you read? Cast members only! 1039 00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:38,852 I think she went down this way. Come on. 1040 00:53:38,985 --> 00:53:39,919 Roger that. 1041 00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:41,354 Did you see a kid come through here? 1042 00:53:41,554 --> 00:53:44,257 She came running through here like a headless hen. 1043 00:53:46,359 --> 00:53:47,494 Any sign of her? 1044 00:53:47,627 --> 00:53:50,397 No, maybe she went down to the Mr Bud pavilion. 1045 00:53:50,563 --> 00:53:52,365 Come on. Let's check it out. 1046 00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:00,640 Hi! 1047 00:54:04,678 --> 00:54:06,479 Ladies, I can explain. 1048 00:54:06,646 --> 00:54:09,449 See, I'm a princess, too. 1049 00:54:09,582 --> 00:54:11,840 - Wait, what? - Yeah. 1050 00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:13,119 Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz... 1051 00:54:13,286 --> 00:54:16,256 of the Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes. 1052 00:54:16,389 --> 00:54:19,793 I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 1053 00:54:21,227 --> 00:54:23,196 What kind of a princess are you? 1054 00:54:23,363 --> 00:54:24,364 What kind? 1055 00:54:24,564 --> 00:54:26,199 - Do you have magic hair? - No. 1056 00:54:26,399 --> 00:54:27,834 - Magic hands? - No. 1057 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:29,903 - Do animals talk to you? - No. 1058 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,204 - Were you poisoned? - No! 1059 00:54:31,404 --> 00:54:32,305 - Cursed? - No! 1060 00:54:32,472 --> 00:54:34,700 - Kidnapped or enslaved? - No! 1061 00:54:34,207 --> 00:54:35,809 Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? 1062 00:54:35,942 --> 00:54:38,712 Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch... 1063 00:54:38,878 --> 00:54:41,915 where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs? 1064 00:54:42,115 --> 00:54:44,317 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 1065 00:54:44,484 --> 00:54:46,152 Have you ever had True Love's Kiss? 1066 00:54:46,319 --> 00:54:47,220 EW! Barf! 1067 00:54:47,354 --> 00:54:48,588 Do you have daddy issues? 1068 00:54:48,755 --> 00:54:49,756 I don't even have a mom. 1069 00:54:49,956 --> 00:54:51,558 Neither do we! 1070 00:54:51,758 --> 00:54:53,927 And now for the million-dollar question. 1071 00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:58,531 Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? 1072 00:54:58,732 --> 00:55:00,700 Yes! What is up with that? 1073 00:55:00,834 --> 00:55:02,335 She is a princess! 1074 00:55:03,837 --> 00:55:07,700 Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it. 1075 00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:08,274 This old thing? 1076 00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:10,410 I'd so love to have one of my own. 1077 00:55:10,543 --> 00:55:11,478 - As would I. - Me too! 1078 00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:13,790 - So cool. - Best outfit ever! 1079 00:55:13,279 --> 00:55:14,447 I want one too, you guys! 1080 00:55:14,614 --> 00:55:16,249 I'll get my mice on this. 1081 00:55:18,952 --> 00:55:21,154 So this is love. 1082 00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:25,592 All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy! 1083 00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:27,494 Yay, Vanellope! 1084 00:55:27,627 --> 00:55:30,296 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world... 1085 00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:32,632 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 1086 00:55:32,832 --> 00:55:34,167 what's it called again? 1087 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:36,690 Oh, yeah. Shirt. 1088 00:55:36,569 --> 00:55:40,373 I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt... 1089 00:55:41,410 --> 00:55:42,776 Wait! What's going on? 1090 00:55:43,343 --> 00:55:44,711 She's singing. 1091 00:55:44,878 --> 00:55:47,881 Yeah, but there was like music and a spotlight. 1092 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,716 Wait, you all saw it too, right? 1093 00:55:49,883 --> 00:55:53,190 That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. 1094 00:55:53,153 --> 00:55:56,523 That's never happened to me. I mean, not even once. 1095 00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:58,258 Why don't you give it a try? 1096 00:55:58,391 --> 00:56:01,394 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 1097 00:56:01,561 --> 00:56:02,829 Okay. Sure. 1098 00:56:02,996 --> 00:56:04,764 I could do that. Let's see. 1099 00:56:06,966 --> 00:56:11,204 Oh, steering wheel Oh, steering wheel 1100 00:56:11,371 --> 00:56:14,741 Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel 1101 00:56:18,311 --> 00:56:20,814 Well, there is a lot to unpack here. 1102 00:56:20,947 --> 00:56:25,285 So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor? 1103 00:56:25,452 --> 00:56:27,687 No, no, no, it's not a metaphor. 1104 00:56:27,854 --> 00:56:30,900 I literally want a steering wheel. 1105 00:56:30,223 --> 00:56:32,525 I think the issue is I was a little pitchy. 1106 00:56:32,692 --> 00:56:33,927 Maybe a little. 1107 00:56:34,940 --> 00:56:37,130 But sometimes your song can't start... 1108 00:56:37,330 --> 00:56:39,632 until you go someplace to reflect. 1109 00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:41,935 What works for some of us... 1110 00:56:42,102 --> 00:56:45,672 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 1111 00:56:46,406 --> 00:56:47,374 What? 1112 00:56:47,507 --> 00:56:49,876 Yes, I like to stare at a wishing well! 1113 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:51,311 I stare at the ocean. 1114 00:56:51,478 --> 00:56:52,479 Horse trough. 1115 00:56:52,645 --> 00:56:53,613 Soap bubbles! 1116 00:56:53,747 --> 00:56:56,483 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water... 1117 00:56:57,150 --> 00:56:58,818 Important water. 1118 00:56:58,952 --> 00:57:01,388 Right. Of course. "Important water." 1119 00:57:01,554 --> 00:57:03,757 I stare at the important water... 1120 00:57:03,923 --> 00:57:07,930 and somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream? 1121 00:57:07,227 --> 00:57:08,328 For sure. 1122 00:57:08,528 --> 00:57:11,731 Yeah, I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 1123 00:57:12,465 --> 00:57:14,167 Five minutes, Princesses. 1124 00:57:14,367 --> 00:57:18,571 Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet starts in five minutes. 1125 00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:21,410 Okay, thank you. 1126 00:57:21,975 --> 00:57:24,100 I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 1127 00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:26,790 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 1128 00:57:26,246 --> 00:57:28,281 And best of luck finding your song. 1129 00:57:36,890 --> 00:57:38,558 - What did she just say? - We don't know. 1130 00:57:38,758 --> 00:57:39,926 We can't understand her. 1131 00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:41,728 She's from the other studio. 1132 00:57:43,530 --> 00:57:45,365 Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here... 1133 00:57:45,532 --> 00:57:48,101 with a little box I'm gonna open. 1134 00:57:48,234 --> 00:57:49,769 Let's see what we got here. 1135 00:57:49,903 --> 00:57:53,730 A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set." 1136 00:57:53,239 --> 00:57:56,176 Got a little heft to it. Something wobbling around in there. 1137 00:57:56,343 --> 00:57:57,844 Wonder if we got the kitty or the bunny. 1138 00:57:58,110 --> 00:57:59,450 Let's open it up. 1139 00:58:00,814 --> 00:58:02,882 Open sesabees! 1140 00:58:03,383 --> 00:58:06,753 Man, who would've guessed a bee pun would be the thing to put us over the top? 1141 00:58:07,153 --> 00:58:08,755 That's the Internet for you. 1142 00:58:08,922 --> 00:58:11,758 All right, it is uploading. 1143 00:58:11,958 --> 00:58:13,159 Hey, mister! 1144 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,194 Hi, eboy. 1145 00:58:14,361 --> 00:58:18,298 Just here to let you know your bid does expire in 30 minutes. 1146 00:58:19,366 --> 00:58:20,433 Thanks, little eboy. 1147 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,601 You got it, chairman. 1148 00:58:22,235 --> 00:58:24,671 You hear that, Yesss? We don't have a lot of time left. 1149 00:58:24,838 --> 00:58:26,239 Okay. We just gotta... 1150 00:58:26,406 --> 00:58:28,241 No,no,no. 1151 00:58:28,308 --> 00:58:29,376 No! Not you! 1152 00:58:30,243 --> 00:58:32,912 What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? What does that mean? 1153 00:58:33,790 --> 00:58:34,280 The file's not loading. 1154 00:58:34,481 --> 00:58:36,249 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it. 1155 00:58:36,449 --> 00:58:38,718 You don't have enough hearts. 1156 00:58:39,319 --> 00:58:40,520 Ralph, where are you going? 1157 00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:42,322 I'm going down to the floor to get some hearts. 1158 00:58:42,956 --> 00:58:43,990 Genius! Good thinking. 1159 00:58:44,190 --> 00:58:46,426 Now someone get me tech support in here, stat! 1160 00:58:50,196 --> 00:58:51,731 Only one person. 1161 00:58:52,165 --> 00:58:54,334 Hey, guys, come and check out my video, you're gonna love it. 1162 00:58:54,467 --> 00:58:57,203 Right, right over here. Yep, here we go. 1163 00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:59,339 What are you... You guys! 1164 00:58:59,973 --> 00:59:00,974 A cat? 1165 00:59:01,107 --> 00:59:05,211 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 1166 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,480 What? 1167 00:59:08,214 --> 00:59:09,849 Give me that hose, partner. 1168 00:59:09,983 --> 00:59:13,286 You know you love me, give me those hearts. There we go. 1169 00:59:14,754 --> 00:59:16,890 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart. 1170 00:59:16,222 --> 00:59:19,920 That's it. Let's see who's in here. 1171 00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:20,527 Hello? 1172 00:59:21,828 --> 00:59:23,329 Anybody in here? 1173 00:59:25,965 --> 00:59:27,867 What the heck is this place? 1174 00:59:29,436 --> 00:59:31,371 Some kind of libary? 1175 00:59:32,605 --> 00:59:34,741 "Wreck-It Ralph is back." 1176 00:59:34,874 --> 00:59:37,243 Hey, they're talking about me. 1177 00:59:37,410 --> 00:59:40,313 Gee whiz, the Internet is so positive. 1178 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,116 "Fix-It Felix, Jr. was my favorite game." 1179 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:44,851 Mine, too. 1180 00:59:44,984 --> 00:59:47,220 "Ralph's videos stink." 1181 00:59:47,854 --> 00:59:48,822 What? 1182 00:59:48,955 --> 00:59:50,857 "So stupid." 1183 00:59:50,990 --> 00:59:53,326 "Ralph is the worst." 1184 00:59:54,194 --> 00:59:56,196 "I hate him." 1185 00:59:56,830 --> 00:59:59,632 "He's so fat and ugly." 1186 01:00:01,668 --> 01:00:06,272 "Just a worthless bum, alone on a pile of bricks." 1187 01:00:13,313 --> 01:00:15,882 Yo, Ralph, you in here, dude? 1188 01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:17,684 Hey, I got to show you... 1189 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,856 First rule of the Internet... 1190 01:00:22,989 --> 01:00:25,525 do not read the comments. 1191 01:00:25,692 --> 01:00:27,327 I should have told you that. 1192 01:00:28,228 --> 01:00:29,295 Look. 1193 01:00:29,429 --> 01:00:32,332 This place can bring out the worst in some people... 1194 01:00:32,465 --> 01:00:34,134 but you gotta ignore all this. 1195 01:00:34,267 --> 01:00:37,337 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 1196 01:00:37,504 --> 01:00:39,639 I don't care. It's fine. 1197 01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:44,411 People hated me my whole life for being the bad guy. 1198 01:00:45,311 --> 01:00:49,315 It's just a good reminder that this is the only heart that really matters. 1199 01:00:49,949 --> 01:00:51,384 Vanellope gave me this... 1200 01:00:51,518 --> 01:00:52,952 and as long as she likes me... 1201 01:00:53,153 --> 01:00:54,821 I don't need anybody else. 1202 01:00:54,954 --> 01:00:56,489 And I sure don't need the Internet. 1203 01:00:56,623 --> 01:00:57,924 Hold on. 1204 01:00:58,124 --> 01:00:59,993 It's not all bad. 1205 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,761 The Internet can also be a place... 1206 01:01:01,961 --> 01:01:04,264 where you find a steering wheel at one website... 1207 01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:07,600 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 1208 01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:09,969 Congratulations, Ralph. You did it. 1209 01:01:10,103 --> 01:01:11,237 Wait, really? 1210 01:01:11,571 --> 01:01:13,406 Yes, check your Buzzzy account. 1211 01:01:13,573 --> 01:01:16,609 You needed 27K, you got over 30 grand! 1212 01:01:16,743 --> 01:01:17,811 9h. my gosh! 1213 01:01:17,944 --> 01:01:19,450 This is great! 1214 01:01:19,212 --> 01:01:21,181 Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't have done it without you! 1215 01:01:21,314 --> 01:01:22,615 That's really true. 1216 01:01:22,749 --> 01:01:23,983 Hey, eboy? 1217 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:25,385 What do you need, ace? 1218 01:01:25,552 --> 01:01:27,120 Can you give me a ride? 1219 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,389 Let's hop along, Cassidy. 1220 01:01:30,557 --> 01:01:33,326 Come on, song, come on. 1221 01:01:34,127 --> 01:01:35,695 I'm reflecting. 1222 01:01:36,329 --> 01:01:37,530 What is it that I want? 1223 01:01:37,664 --> 01:01:38,665 What is my quest? 1224 01:01:38,832 --> 01:01:41,234 What is my dream? 1225 01:01:43,269 --> 01:01:45,338 Well, ladies, I tried. 1226 01:01:45,472 --> 01:01:48,740 No song for this princess, I guess. 1227 01:01:51,511 --> 01:01:53,279 How does this thing work? 1228 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:54,948 Hey, kid, can you see me? 1229 01:01:55,115 --> 01:01:56,850 Yeah! Yeah, you're right there. 1230 01:01:56,983 --> 01:01:58,952 We did it! We got the money! 1231 01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:01,287 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1232 01:02:01,488 --> 01:02:03,790 I'm on my way to ebay right now with the eboy. 1233 01:02:03,957 --> 01:02:05,250 We're almost there, champ. 1234 01:02:05,191 --> 01:02:06,126 Good work, eboy. 1235 01:02:06,292 --> 01:02:08,428 Hey, meet me out in front of ebay in five minutes, okay? 1236 01:02:08,595 --> 01:02:10,163 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1237 01:02:10,363 --> 01:02:11,865 We're going home, kid! 1238 01:02:11,998 --> 01:02:14,334 Our lives can finally get back to normal. 1239 01:02:17,604 --> 01:02:20,807 Wow, I can't believe it. I get to go home. 1240 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:25,645 So, I guess that's it. I guess I just wanted a steering wheel. 1241 01:02:26,346 --> 01:02:28,481 And now, I got it, so... 1242 01:02:28,848 --> 01:02:30,316 whoa-hoe. 1243 01:02:35,155 --> 01:02:36,289 Slaughter Race? 1244 01:02:43,763 --> 01:02:47,734 What can it be that calls me to this place today? 1245 01:02:47,867 --> 01:02:50,437 This lawless car ballet? 1246 01:02:50,603 --> 01:02:53,390 What can it be? 1247 01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:58,244 Am I a baby pigeon sprouting wings to soar? 1248 01:02:58,411 --> 01:02:59,979 Was that a metaphor? 1249 01:03:00,146 --> 01:03:03,416 Hey, there's a dollar store 1250 01:03:03,683 --> 01:03:06,586 Look! I'm rhyming 1251 01:03:06,753 --> 01:03:10,924 My spirits climbing 1252 01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:14,994 As I'm called through this fog of mace 1253 01:03:15,995 --> 01:03:19,332 To this place called 1254 01:03:19,466 --> 01:03:23,370 Slaughter Race 1255 01:03:26,272 --> 01:03:27,807 Welcome back Watch your head 1256 01:03:27,974 --> 01:03:29,709 Hate to see you end up dead 1257 01:03:29,876 --> 01:03:31,444 Let's get this party rollin' 1258 01:03:31,611 --> 01:03:33,179 Is that appliance stolen? 1259 01:03:33,346 --> 01:03:34,481 - We have - Fallen wires 1260 01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:35,849 - Dumpster fires - Creepy clowns 1261 01:03:35,982 --> 01:03:37,117 And burning tires 1262 01:03:37,317 --> 01:03:40,153 That great white in the sewer You'll be happy that you knew her 1263 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,154 Fin bump! 1264 01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:42,689 Dogs and cats, they sure taste great 1265 01:03:42,822 --> 01:03:44,591 With a side of license plate 1266 01:03:44,758 --> 01:03:46,159 Some find us deplorable 1267 01:03:46,326 --> 01:03:48,161 Well, I think you're adorable 1268 01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:51,631 We may be a motley crew But our hearts ring true 1269 01:03:51,831 --> 01:03:54,601 And just for you, a face tattoo 1270 01:04:10,517 --> 01:04:14,220 Slaughter Race 1271 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:19,559 My heart's in flight And wow, it's a blast 1272 01:04:19,726 --> 01:04:22,729 Feels like my dreams are real at last 1273 01:04:22,862 --> 01:04:26,833 No trace of a frown upon your face 1274 01:04:27,330 --> 01:04:30,336 - Flying so fast - Setting the pace 1275 01:04:30,470 --> 01:04:34,740 - Living the life - Loving the chase 1276 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,243 - Now is the time - Here is the place 1277 01:04:37,410 --> 01:04:41,514 This Slaughter Race! 1278 01:04:51,624 --> 01:04:54,994 I know I should go 1279 01:04:55,161 --> 01:04:58,932 But home feels so slow 1280 01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:05,710 These roads are paved with dreams 1281 01:05:05,238 --> 01:05:07,841 Happy dreams, not creepy clown dreams 1282 01:05:09,342 --> 01:05:12,245 What would Ralph say 1283 01:05:12,712 --> 01:05:16,683 If it turns out I stay? 1284 01:05:16,883 --> 01:05:20,720 In this place called 1285 01:05:20,887 --> 01:05:26,192 Slaughter 1286 01:05:26,359 --> 01:05:31,431 Race 1287 01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:40,974 In this place called 1288 01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:44,844 Slaughter 1289 01:05:45,879 --> 01:05:49,883 Race 1290 01:05:57,624 --> 01:06:00,994 That old, tired laptop moving at a sloth speed? Bid on a new one today! 1291 01:06:01,161 --> 01:06:04,230 Do you wanna get rich playing video games? Click here to... 1292 01:06:04,397 --> 01:06:06,433 Ralph. Ralph! Hey, there. 1293 01:06:06,633 --> 01:06:07,567 Hey, Spamley. 1294 01:06:07,734 --> 01:06:08,868 What's the good word, brother? 1295 01:06:09,350 --> 01:06:11,271 Well, the good word is I just paid for the steering wheel... 1296 01:06:11,471 --> 01:06:12,906 and we are going home. 1297 01:06:13,390 --> 01:06:13,940 Congratulations. 1298 01:06:14,740 --> 01:06:15,208 Thanks. 1299 01:06:15,408 --> 01:06:17,143 Hey, have you seen Vanellope anywhere? 1300 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,446 Your little chum? No, no, I haven't. 1301 01:06:19,612 --> 01:06:21,114 Hope she's not lost. 1302 01:06:21,648 --> 01:06:23,750 Let me try to reach her on this doohickey. 1303 01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:36,196 - See over there? Over that mountain? - Yeah. 1304 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:38,310 That's the Sequoia Speedway. 1305 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:39,632 It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1306 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:41,634 Hey, what are you doing in that awful game with her? 1307 01:06:41,835 --> 01:06:43,203 I think the track will end... 1308 01:06:43,370 --> 01:06:45,605 right over there. Yo, it's gonna be so tight. 1309 01:06:45,972 --> 01:06:47,707 I love it. 1310 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,611 Hey, can I tell you something that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1311 01:06:51,745 --> 01:06:52,812 Of course. 1312 01:06:52,946 --> 01:06:54,314 I know it sounds crazy... 1313 01:06:54,514 --> 01:06:58,218 but the second I walked into this game, it felt... 1314 01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:00,920 Well, it felt like home. 1315 01:07:01,870 --> 01:07:03,490 I mean, more than Sugar Rush ever did. 1316 01:07:03,623 --> 01:07:05,492 Oh, yeah? How so? 1317 01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:07,327 'Cause it's like my dream. 1318 01:07:07,494 --> 01:07:09,529 It's full of weirdos... 1319 01:07:09,662 --> 01:07:12,665 and the racing is super dangerous... 1320 01:07:12,832 --> 01:07:15,602 and you never know what's gonna happen next. 1321 01:07:16,269 --> 01:07:19,639 I mean, back home, I know exactly what's gonna happen next... 1322 01:07:19,839 --> 01:07:23,430 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1323 01:07:28,348 --> 01:07:31,718 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1324 01:07:31,885 --> 01:07:37,230 There is no law saying best friends have to have the same dreams. 1325 01:07:37,157 --> 01:07:38,158 You know? 1326 01:07:39,759 --> 01:07:41,940 Yeah. 1327 01:07:41,428 --> 01:07:44,631 You are a very wise person, Shank. 1328 01:07:44,798 --> 01:07:47,000 And a good friend, too. 1329 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,201 Thank you. 1330 01:07:48,368 --> 01:07:50,837 Around here, peeps like to say, "Shank you." 1331 01:07:52,439 --> 01:07:56,109 You know, after you go home and your life gets back to normal... 1332 01:07:56,276 --> 01:07:57,844 you are always welcome here. 1333 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,810 But that's the thing, I want this to be my normal. 1334 01:08:01,247 --> 01:08:03,316 I want this to be my life. 1335 01:08:04,150 --> 01:08:05,685 I can't go home now. 1336 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,220 I just can't. 1337 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:18,131 Wow. 1338 01:08:18,965 --> 01:08:22,402 You know, where I come from, that's called a kick in the face. 1339 01:08:22,569 --> 01:08:23,970 I can't believe it. 1340 01:08:24,304 --> 01:08:26,840 A straight-up donkey kick to the teeth. 1341 01:08:27,273 --> 01:08:29,476 She's supposed to be my best friend. 1342 01:08:30,143 --> 01:08:31,745 No, this can't be right. 1343 01:08:32,846 --> 01:08:34,514 No, she's been brainwashed. 1344 01:08:34,681 --> 01:08:35,815 That's what this is. 1345 01:08:35,982 --> 01:08:38,485 Because the Vanellope I know would never abandon me like that. 1346 01:08:38,651 --> 01:08:40,253 I gotta get her out of there now. 1347 01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:42,522 Hey, easy now, tiger. 1348 01:08:42,889 --> 01:08:43,923 I admire the impulse... 1349 01:08:43,990 --> 01:08:45,992 but you charge in there like some white knight... 1350 01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:47,727 she's liable to hold it against you. 1351 01:08:47,894 --> 01:08:51,231 So what? I'm supposed to just let her stay in a game that's obviously bad for her? 1352 01:08:51,398 --> 01:08:52,432 Of course not. 1353 01:08:52,632 --> 01:08:54,200 Then how do I make her leave? 1354 01:08:54,367 --> 01:08:57,270 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1355 01:08:57,437 --> 01:09:00,640 Unless you know how I can make the game boring or... 1356 01:09:01,307 --> 01:09:04,711 Wait. You know about viruses and stuff, right, Spamley? 1357 01:09:05,345 --> 01:09:06,579 Who's asking? 1358 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:10,884 Back home, me and the kid used to goof off in this game called Tron. 1359 01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:13,453 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow... 1360 01:09:13,586 --> 01:09:15,655 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out in there. 1361 01:09:15,789 --> 01:09:19,492 So, is there a way to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1362 01:09:19,626 --> 01:09:20,894 There's ways. 1363 01:09:21,961 --> 01:09:23,129 Follow me. 1364 01:09:27,934 --> 01:09:29,335 I got mothers' maiden names... 1365 01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:31,671 social security numbers, PIN numbers... 1366 01:09:31,838 --> 01:09:34,441 Now, this area down here is what's called the Darknet. 1367 01:09:34,641 --> 01:09:36,576 A lot of shady characters hang out down here... 1368 01:09:36,710 --> 01:09:38,378 so try to keep a low profile. 1369 01:09:38,545 --> 01:09:39,312 Gord! 1370 01:09:39,512 --> 01:09:40,280 There you are. 1371 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:42,849 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making. 1372 01:09:42,982 --> 01:09:44,851 But his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see... 1373 01:09:44,984 --> 01:09:48,154 Double Dan, this dude is a virus-making machine. 1374 01:09:49,422 --> 01:09:50,256 Here we go. 1375 01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:52,580 Are you sure this is safe? 1376 01:09:52,225 --> 01:09:53,893 Is it safe? Of course it is. 1377 01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:56,930 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1378 01:09:57,397 --> 01:09:58,932 He has a little brother? 1379 01:10:02,469 --> 01:10:03,670 Double Dan! 1380 01:10:04,170 --> 01:10:05,572 Long time no see. 1381 01:10:05,705 --> 01:10:06,873 Who are you? 1382 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:08,410 JP Spamley. 1383 01:10:08,441 --> 01:10:10,276 We met one time over at Friendster... 1384 01:10:10,443 --> 01:10:13,580 which tells you it had to be a long time ago. 1385 01:10:14,748 --> 01:10:15,815 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. 1386 01:10:15,949 --> 01:10:17,500 - Are you looking at my brother? - No, sir. 1387 01:10:17,183 --> 01:10:19,152 - Don't you look at my little brother. - No, lwasn't. 1388 01:10:19,319 --> 01:10:21,121 He's very self-conscious! 1389 01:10:24,224 --> 01:10:25,325 YOu? 1390 01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:27,930 What are you doing here? 1391 01:10:28,194 --> 01:10:30,530 The reason I came to your neck of the face... 1392 01:10:30,663 --> 01:10:33,333 I mean, there's a face in your neck. I mean woods. 1393 01:10:33,466 --> 01:10:35,835 Neck of the woods. The reason I'm here is 'cause I... 1394 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,138 Well, I heard a little tumor, rumor... 1395 01:10:38,271 --> 01:10:41,908 I heard a rumor that you could give me a harmless virus kind of thing... 1396 01:10:42,108 --> 01:10:45,111 that might be able to slow down the Slaughter Race game? 1397 01:10:45,278 --> 01:10:46,479 Oh, yeah. 1398 01:10:47,470 --> 01:10:49,816 My cousin Gordon told me that you wanted to crash it. 1399 01:10:49,949 --> 01:10:50,784 Crash it? No! 1400 01:10:50,950 --> 01:10:52,652 No,no,no. 1401 01:10:52,852 --> 01:10:54,854 I don't want anyone getting hurt. 1402 01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:57,457 If there's a way to just... 1403 01:10:57,624 --> 01:10:58,591 I don't know... 1404 01:10:58,758 --> 01:11:00,760 just make the cars go slow or something... 1405 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:03,163 so the game is boring... 1406 01:11:03,329 --> 01:11:05,980 and my friend comes back home to me. 1407 01:11:05,465 --> 01:11:09,269 Allow me to introduce you to Arthur. 1408 01:11:10,904 --> 01:11:12,672 Easy there, boy. 1409 01:11:12,972 --> 01:11:14,441 He's keen. 1410 01:11:14,607 --> 01:11:18,278 Arthur's what I call an insecurity virus. 1411 01:11:18,445 --> 01:11:23,383 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses that make a program insecure. 1412 01:11:25,885 --> 01:11:31,257 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, Arthur will find some defect in the code. 1413 01:11:31,391 --> 01:11:35,362 Then he'll copy that defect and spread it all over the game... 1414 01:11:35,528 --> 01:11:39,199 until everything becomes, quote, unquote, "boring"... 1415 01:11:39,366 --> 01:11:41,634 just like you wanted. 1416 01:11:41,801 --> 01:11:42,802 Okay. 1417 01:11:42,969 --> 01:11:44,738 Just to be super clear here... 1418 01:11:44,871 --> 01:11:46,172 no one gets hurt, right? 1419 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:47,273 Are you stupid? 1420 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:48,475 Well... 1421 01:11:48,641 --> 01:11:50,677 Because the only way anyone gets hurt... 1422 01:11:50,844 --> 01:11:52,178 is if you are stupid. 1423 01:11:52,345 --> 01:11:53,480 All you have to do... 1424 01:11:53,646 --> 01:11:57,170 is make sure the virus stays in Slaughter Race. 1425 01:11:57,183 --> 01:11:59,190 Right. Don't be stupid. 1426 01:11:59,185 --> 01:12:00,653 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. 1427 01:12:00,787 --> 01:12:01,654 Goiter it. 1428 01:12:01,788 --> 01:12:02,789 - Got it! Got it. - Get out! 1429 01:12:02,956 --> 01:12:04,157 Thank you, you're a cyst face. 1430 01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,525 - Out! - I mean, assistance. 1431 01:12:05,692 --> 01:12:07,394 Thank you for your cyst face... Assistance. 1432 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,962 - Get out! - Goodbye! 1433 01:12:13,533 --> 01:12:15,402 Fiddlesticks! Well, that's game. 1434 01:12:15,568 --> 01:12:16,770 Beginner's luck. 1435 01:12:16,903 --> 01:12:19,572 Come on, kid. I know a hustle when I see one. 1436 01:12:20,807 --> 01:12:22,409 - Player's on the way. - Thanks, Bob. 1437 01:12:22,609 --> 01:12:24,100 - Let's roll! - Game faces on, guys. 1438 01:12:24,144 --> 01:12:26,379 Show time. You ready for your first race? 1439 01:12:27,470 --> 01:12:28,515 Yeah. I think so. 1440 01:12:28,682 --> 01:12:31,117 Hey, don't be nervous. You're gonna be great. 1441 01:12:31,284 --> 01:12:33,420 Yeah, no, I know. I'll be fine. 1442 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,955 You didn't tell Ralph yet, did you? 1443 01:12:36,923 --> 01:12:38,591 Not exactly. 1444 01:12:38,758 --> 01:12:41,227 Come on, V. He's your best friend. 1445 01:12:41,394 --> 01:12:44,970 You gotta let him know you're planning on staying here for a while. 1446 01:12:44,230 --> 01:12:47,670 I know. But he's gonna get really upset. 1447 01:12:47,233 --> 01:12:49,690 Yeah, he might, but you guys... 1448 01:12:49,235 --> 01:12:51,905 you'll talk, you'll work it out, you'll figure it out. 1449 01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:53,640 Yeah, but what if we don't? 1450 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,276 What if his feelings get hurt so bad... 1451 01:12:56,443 --> 01:12:58,511 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1452 01:12:58,712 --> 01:13:01,815 Look. All friendships change... 1453 01:13:01,948 --> 01:13:03,116 but the good ones... 1454 01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:05,318 they get stronger because of it. 1455 01:13:06,353 --> 01:13:08,121 Shank, I hate to bother you... 1456 01:13:08,288 --> 01:13:10,490 but the player is waiting. 1457 01:13:10,623 --> 01:13:12,525 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1458 01:13:12,692 --> 01:13:13,960 It's your call. 1459 01:13:14,594 --> 01:13:15,662 Yeah, okay. 1460 01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:17,464 All right. 1461 01:13:17,630 --> 01:13:18,798 Let's race. 1462 01:13:33,790 --> 01:13:35,315 Scanning for insecurities. 1463 01:13:37,484 --> 01:13:39,352 Scanning for insecurities. 1464 01:13:41,521 --> 01:13:43,523 "Precious Car-go." 1465 01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:45,725 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop... 1466 01:13:45,892 --> 01:13:48,595 but watch out for Shank and her crew. 1467 01:14:06,613 --> 01:14:08,314 Power drift into a driftjump! 1468 01:14:08,481 --> 01:14:10,684 I saw it! You're amazing! 1469 01:14:10,850 --> 01:14:11,685 Thank you. 1470 01:14:20,794 --> 01:14:23,863 Scanning for insecurities. 1471 01:14:27,934 --> 01:14:30,603 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1472 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:33,773 Ralph? 1473 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,816 Okay. Relax. Relax! 1474 01:14:42,949 --> 01:14:44,250 I'll just call him after the race. 1475 01:14:44,317 --> 01:14:45,251 It'll be okay. 1476 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:47,220 Ralph will be fine. 1477 01:14:48,655 --> 01:14:50,560 Insecurity detected. 1478 01:14:51,758 --> 01:14:53,593 Copying insecurity. 1479 01:14:56,763 --> 01:14:58,998 Distributing insecurity. 1480 01:14:59,165 --> 01:15:04,738 Distributing insecurity. Distributing insecurity. Distributing... 1481 01:15:05,672 --> 01:15:07,741 What is happening? 1482 01:15:13,413 --> 01:15:14,748 What's going on, Spamley? 1483 01:15:14,914 --> 01:15:16,616 The whole place is going crazy. 1484 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,852 I thought that virus was just supposed to slow down her car. 1485 01:15:18,985 --> 01:15:21,955 It was. It must've found something real unstable in there. 1486 01:15:23,590 --> 01:15:25,258 It's her glitch. 1487 01:15:25,692 --> 01:15:28,428 Game reboot begins in 60 seconds. 1488 01:15:28,795 --> 01:15:30,630 Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there. 1489 01:15:30,797 --> 01:15:32,165 They're gonna reboot the game... 1490 01:15:32,332 --> 01:15:33,767 and anything that doesn't belong in there will be deleted. 1491 01:15:33,933 --> 01:15:37,370 Yeah and if I don't get her outta there, Vanellope's gonna die! 1492 01:15:39,706 --> 01:15:41,941 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go. 1493 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:43,276 I think it's my glitch. 1494 01:15:43,443 --> 01:15:46,346 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to destroy your game. 1495 01:15:46,513 --> 01:15:49,416 We'll be fine, but your code isn't part of this game. 1496 01:15:49,649 --> 01:15:52,652 We got to get you out of here now. Follow me to the exit. 1497 01:16:01,361 --> 01:16:03,163 No, no! 1498 01:16:09,769 --> 01:16:10,737 Kid! 1499 01:16:10,870 --> 01:16:12,305 Kid, where are you? 1500 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,750 The server is rebooting, Ralph. 1501 01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:17,177 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1502 01:16:17,310 --> 01:16:18,845 Kid, I got you. I got you. 1503 01:16:20,413 --> 01:16:21,648 Game reboot... 1504 01:16:21,848 --> 01:16:25,385 in five, four, three... 1505 01:16:25,552 --> 01:16:27,387 two, one. 1506 01:16:29,689 --> 01:16:31,691 Reboot in progress. 1507 01:16:35,128 --> 01:16:36,996 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1508 01:16:37,163 --> 01:16:39,232 Come on. Don't leave me, kid. 1509 01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:43,136 Ralph? 1510 01:16:43,303 --> 01:16:46,720 There you are. You okay, kid? 1511 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:50,176 Ralph, I messed up so bad. 1512 01:16:50,310 --> 01:16:52,445 No. No, you didn't, it's okay. 1513 01:16:52,812 --> 01:16:55,482 This is all because of me and my glitch. 1514 01:16:55,882 --> 01:16:57,617 I should've just stayed with you... 1515 01:16:57,751 --> 01:17:00,487 instead of following some stupid dream. 1516 01:17:02,222 --> 01:17:04,457 I've ruined everything. 1517 01:17:04,891 --> 01:17:06,626 No, kid, no. 1518 01:17:08,395 --> 01:17:12,165 Look. I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1519 01:17:12,332 --> 01:17:15,335 It was not supposed to be this bad. 1520 01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:20,674 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1521 01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:24,678 I mighta, kinda sorta put a... 1522 01:17:25,945 --> 01:17:28,882 harmless little virus in the game. 1523 01:17:29,490 --> 01:17:31,840 A virus? 1524 01:17:31,284 --> 01:17:33,486 You did this? 1525 01:17:33,653 --> 01:17:36,956 I wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't heard you tell Shank... 1526 01:17:37,157 --> 01:17:39,920 that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1527 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,495 So you were spying on me? 1528 01:17:42,629 --> 01:17:44,631 Hey. You're not exactly innocent here. 1529 01:17:44,831 --> 01:17:47,333 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush. 1530 01:17:47,467 --> 01:17:50,870 Oh, please. I'm one of 16 racers. They'd never miss me. 1531 01:17:51,370 --> 01:17:52,205 What about me? 1532 01:17:52,372 --> 01:17:54,774 Why would I ever spend another second with you... 1533 01:17:54,908 --> 01:17:56,760 after what you did? 1534 01:17:57,944 --> 01:17:59,412 No! 1535 01:18:03,116 --> 01:18:04,651 No. 1536 01:18:05,285 --> 01:18:06,853 Vanellope, where are you going? 1537 01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,288 Wherever you're not. 1538 01:18:08,455 --> 01:18:09,389 Wait a minute. I can explain. 1539 01:18:09,556 --> 01:18:11,491 No! You will not follow me. 1540 01:18:11,624 --> 01:18:12,625 Vanellope, please... 1541 01:18:12,792 --> 01:18:15,595 A friend would never do what you did. Never! 1542 01:18:15,762 --> 01:18:17,997 So you leave me alone! 1543 01:18:18,198 --> 01:18:20,667 Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! 1544 01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:22,669 Please! What did I do? 1545 01:18:23,436 --> 01:18:24,804 Scanning for insecurities. 1546 01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,730 Vanellope, come on, don't leave me! 1547 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:29,209 Insecurity detected. 1548 01:18:33,346 --> 01:18:34,280 Copying insecurity. 1549 01:18:37,450 --> 01:18:39,552 No,no,no. 1550 01:18:39,953 --> 01:18:41,888 Distributing insecurity. 1551 01:18:51,931 --> 01:18:52,932 Come on. 1552 01:18:55,668 --> 01:18:56,536 Where is it? 1553 01:19:05,211 --> 01:19:06,279 No. 1554 01:19:22,162 --> 01:19:24,640 You are such an idiot. 1555 01:19:35,608 --> 01:19:40,113 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me. 1556 01:19:40,313 --> 01:19:42,820 Ff lend? 1557 01:19:42,515 --> 01:19:44,451 Cut that out. You're scaring me. 1558 01:19:44,584 --> 01:19:46,119 Ff lend! 1559 01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:48,888 - What the...? - Ff lend? 1560 01:19:52,826 --> 01:19:54,294 Ff lend! 1561 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:03,690 Sweet mother of Ralph! 1562 01:20:03,236 --> 01:20:05,405 In breaking news, the Internet is under assault... 1563 01:20:05,605 --> 01:20:08,174 as a massive denial-of-service attack... 1564 01:20:08,308 --> 01:20:09,743 crashes servers across the web. 1565 01:20:09,876 --> 01:20:13,813 The Wreck-It Ralph virus is fast-moving and destructive. 1566 01:20:14,848 --> 01:20:16,449 Ff lend? 1567 01:20:21,488 --> 01:20:22,589 Ff lend? 1568 01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:33,299 Experts are still trying to understand who or what the virus's intended target may be. 1569 01:20:36,202 --> 01:20:37,771 Ff lend. 1570 01:20:38,471 --> 01:20:40,206 Ff lend. 1571 01:20:42,242 --> 01:20:45,245 Ff lend! 1572 01:20:47,514 --> 01:20:51,484 I found 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 1573 01:20:52,752 --> 01:20:53,920 You're welcome. 1574 01:20:54,870 --> 01:20:55,488 Mr. KnowsMore! 1575 01:20:56,322 --> 01:20:57,357 Oh, delightful! 1576 01:20:57,524 --> 01:21:00,493 You're that courteous little cherub who says "please" and "thank you." 1577 01:21:00,627 --> 01:21:02,128 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 1578 01:21:02,262 --> 01:21:04,531 - There's a whole... - Whole Foods, a hole in the ozone... 1579 01:21:04,664 --> 01:21:06,599 A Whole Lotta Love by British rockers Led Zeppelin? 1580 01:21:07,670 --> 01:21:09,903 No! No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me. 1581 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:11,871 Ff lend“. 1582 01:21:12,605 --> 01:21:15,842 This would probably be an appropriate time for me to shutter my site. 1583 01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:26,520 How long you think before they get in here? 1584 01:21:27,870 --> 01:21:28,655 Precisely one second. 1585 01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:33,260 Hey, hey, hey! 1586 01:21:33,193 --> 01:21:34,361 It's me! It's the real me! 1587 01:21:36,863 --> 01:21:38,932 "Ralph? "My ap0l0gies. 1588 01:21:39,432 --> 01:21:41,835 I followed those things here. I think they're looking for you, kid. 1589 01:21:42,802 --> 01:21:45,739 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 1590 01:21:45,872 --> 01:21:48,842 I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. 1591 01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:50,176 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 1592 01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:52,612 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned... 1593 01:21:52,746 --> 01:21:55,315 all of your needy, clingy, self-destructive behavior. 1594 01:21:55,482 --> 01:21:58,385 The very behavior which left unchecked can destroy friendships... 1595 01:21:58,518 --> 01:22:02,122 and in this particular case, the entire Internet! 1596 01:22:03,923 --> 01:22:05,658 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. 1597 01:22:05,792 --> 01:22:07,127 Official query... 1598 01:22:07,293 --> 01:22:11,598 what do I do if clones of me are trying to capture my friend? Search. 1599 01:22:13,199 --> 01:22:17,404 I find two results for your query. Either you put all the clones in therapy. 1600 01:22:17,570 --> 01:22:19,406 Not very realistic. 1601 01:22:19,572 --> 01:22:23,410 Or, the anti-virus district is surrounded by a gate made from security software. 1602 01:22:23,543 --> 01:22:25,679 If Vanellope could somehow lead all of the clones through the gate... 1603 01:22:25,845 --> 01:22:27,681 they would be deleted all at once. 1604 01:22:27,847 --> 01:22:31,840 Sort of a co-dependent pied piper situation. 1605 01:22:31,251 --> 01:22:33,620 Wait. We know a pied piper. 1606 01:22:33,753 --> 01:22:35,255 - We do? - Yesss. 1607 01:22:35,388 --> 01:22:36,589 - Who? - Yesss! 1608 01:22:36,756 --> 01:22:37,891 Yeah, but who is it? 1609 01:22:39,893 --> 01:22:41,695 Oh, you mean Yesss! 1610 01:22:45,565 --> 01:22:47,934 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore. 1611 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,204 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, wouldn't you say? 1612 01:22:52,372 --> 01:22:55,800 Guess I forgot to tell Ralph that when you break the Internet... 1613 01:22:55,175 --> 01:22:57,811 you don't literally have to break the Internet. 1614 01:22:57,944 --> 01:22:59,245 I can't believe he did this. 1615 01:22:59,446 --> 01:23:03,817 Yeah, well, I mean, dude obviously made some real questionable choices here. 1616 01:23:03,950 --> 01:23:06,453 But he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game... 1617 01:23:08,121 --> 01:23:12,125 so what can I say, kid, life's complicated. 1618 01:23:12,992 --> 01:23:15,161 You ready to pied the piper? 1619 01:23:17,997 --> 01:23:20,200 Yoo-hoo! Up here! 1620 01:23:21,601 --> 01:23:24,571 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world... 1621 01:23:24,771 --> 01:23:26,139 who you can't live without! 1622 01:23:26,906 --> 01:23:28,875 Ff lend! 1623 01:23:30,944 --> 01:23:34,280 Wow, from up here I can see how I do come across as... 1624 01:23:34,481 --> 01:23:38,818 needy, and clingy, and self-destructive like KnowsMore said. 1625 01:23:39,786 --> 01:23:41,121 Listen, kid... 1626 01:23:41,321 --> 01:23:44,900 I don't blame you for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 1627 01:23:44,290 --> 01:23:46,292 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 1628 01:23:46,426 --> 01:23:50,163 I said you were acting like a bad friend. Which you were. 1629 01:23:50,330 --> 01:23:51,698 I know I was, but I... 1630 01:23:51,831 --> 01:23:52,899 Hey, my babies! 1631 01:23:53,660 --> 01:23:55,335 That's the anti-virus district straight ahead. 1632 01:23:56,302 --> 01:23:58,400 All right, to be continued, okay? 1633 01:24:06,212 --> 01:24:07,547 We're gonna make it! 1634 01:24:23,663 --> 01:24:24,531 You guys OKHY? 1635 01:24:24,931 --> 01:24:25,932 I'm fine! 1636 01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:29,200 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 1637 01:24:29,202 --> 01:24:31,604 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 1638 01:24:35,175 --> 01:24:37,770 Uh, guys? 1639 01:24:47,721 --> 01:24:50,790 Ff lend? 1640 01:24:50,957 --> 01:24:52,992 That is unsettling. 1641 01:24:57,300 --> 01:24:58,565 Ff lend. 1642 01:24:59,232 --> 01:25:00,667 Get Vanellope out of here now. 1643 01:25:00,834 --> 01:25:01,768 What about you, Ralph? 1644 01:25:01,935 --> 01:25:04,700 Just go. I got a date with the man in the mirror. 1645 01:25:05,105 --> 01:25:06,473 Hey, you! 1646 01:25:09,342 --> 01:25:11,644 You keep away from her! 1647 01:25:11,811 --> 01:25:13,713 I'm gonna wreck it! 1648 01:25:16,683 --> 01:25:19,519 She's not your friend! 1649 01:25:20,286 --> 01:25:22,880 She's my friend! 1650 01:25:23,189 --> 01:25:24,391 Here it is, this way. 1651 01:25:24,557 --> 01:25:26,593 Come on, kid. We gotta move. 1652 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:40,573 Eeeee-oh-boy! 1653 01:25:58,240 --> 01:25:58,892 No! 1654 01:26:01,394 --> 01:26:02,195 Vanellope! 1655 01:26:09,350 --> 01:26:11,471 Hey! Let go of me! 1656 01:26:14,174 --> 01:26:15,842 - Kid! 'Raiph! 1657 01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:21,548 Hey! 1658 01:26:22,150 --> 01:26:24,384 Hey, get back here! 1659 01:26:27,454 --> 01:26:28,755 You put her down! 1660 01:26:52,812 --> 01:26:54,314 Vanellope! 1661 01:27:10,397 --> 01:27:14,340 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 1662 01:27:16,903 --> 01:27:18,138 Well, you are! 1663 01:27:18,271 --> 01:27:20,407 And I will never be your friend! 1664 01:27:24,611 --> 01:27:26,112 Hey, doofus! 1665 01:27:26,813 --> 01:27:27,647 Ralph! 1666 01:27:35,355 --> 01:27:38,240 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 1667 01:27:44,264 --> 01:27:45,765 I got you, little sister. 1668 01:27:49,402 --> 01:27:50,904 Now go! Get out of here! 1669 01:27:51,370 --> 01:27:52,772 "Ralph! - 60! 1670 01:27:52,906 --> 01:27:55,742 No! Don't hurt him! 1671 01:27:56,409 --> 01:27:57,477 Please, no! 1672 01:28:02,820 --> 01:28:02,816 Stop it! 1673 01:28:02,949 --> 01:28:04,651 You're squishing him! 1674 01:28:06,286 --> 01:28:08,421 You're gonna kill my best friend! 1675 01:28:12,692 --> 01:28:15,161 Fine! You win! You win, okay? 1676 01:28:18,231 --> 01:28:20,767 Just please put him down. 1677 01:28:23,203 --> 01:28:25,772 I'll be your only friend, okay? 1678 01:28:25,905 --> 01:28:27,741 Just let him go. 1679 01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:29,609 No! No, kid. 1680 01:28:33,213 --> 01:28:35,482 That's it. That's it. Yeah. 1681 01:28:35,648 --> 01:28:38,118 Put him down and I'll go with you... 1682 01:28:38,318 --> 01:28:40,387 and we'll be best friends forever. 1683 01:28:41,388 --> 01:28:42,822 Just me and you. 1684 01:28:43,323 --> 01:28:44,724 That's what you want, right? 1685 01:28:47,994 --> 01:28:49,295 Well, that's not what I want! 1686 01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,433 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams! 1687 01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,402 You don't own her! 1688 01:28:55,568 --> 01:28:58,371 That's not how friendship works! 1689 01:28:58,505 --> 01:29:00,407 You need to let her go! 1690 01:29:02,509 --> 01:29:03,510 Hey- 1691 01:29:07,347 --> 01:29:08,882 You need to let her go. 1692 01:29:11,518 --> 01:29:14,954 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 1693 01:29:16,556 --> 01:29:18,892 Who am I kidding? It's gonna hurt a lot. 1694 01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,762 But you're gonna be okay. 1695 01:29:25,231 --> 01:29:27,167 And we're gonna be okay. 1696 01:29:27,333 --> 01:29:28,401 Right, kid? 1697 01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:32,706 Of course we are. Always. 1698 01:29:34,841 --> 01:29:37,777 See? No matter where she goes... 1699 01:29:37,911 --> 01:29:40,113 or where she lives... 1700 01:29:40,747 --> 01:29:44,718 she's always gonna be our friend. And we just gotta trust her. 1701 01:29:45,285 --> 01:29:48,121 Because that's what best friends do. 1702 01:29:48,988 --> 01:29:50,523 Right? 1703 01:30:05,305 --> 01:30:06,439 Thanks, buddy. 1704 01:30:07,874 --> 01:30:08,808 Wow! 1705 01:30:11,277 --> 01:30:13,179 I feel good about this. 1706 01:30:19,886 --> 01:30:20,854 Ralph, look! 1707 01:30:20,987 --> 01:30:23,123 I think you fixed your insecurity! 1708 01:30:24,924 --> 01:30:26,590 You're right. 1709 01:30:28,495 --> 01:30:29,596 Ralph, no! 1710 01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:37,237 Park it right here, Ralph! Your 0l' pal JP Spamley's gotcha! 1711 01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:42,175 WOW, that didn't work. 1712 01:30:47,130 --> 01:30:48,248 Look up there! 1713 01:30:48,415 --> 01:30:50,483 It's a big strong man in need of rescuing. 1714 01:31:49,909 --> 01:31:51,344 Thanks, Frogger. 1715 01:31:51,878 --> 01:31:53,130 Wait a minute. 1716 01:31:53,513 --> 01:31:54,614 Who are all of you? 1717 01:31:55,148 --> 01:31:56,850 We're friends of Vanellope's. 1718 01:31:57,170 --> 01:32:00,854 Yeah, and any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours. 1719 01:32:00,987 --> 01:32:02,489 You're welcome. 1720 01:32:02,689 --> 01:32:03,923 Ralph! 1721 01:32:04,257 --> 01:32:06,159 Looking good, big fella! 1722 01:32:06,326 --> 01:32:07,293 Hew.! 1723 01:32:08,128 --> 01:32:09,929 This dress is not made for a big boy. 1724 01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:12,132 It's going right up the back alley there. 1725 01:32:12,332 --> 01:32:14,100 Let me just make a little adjustment. 1726 01:32:14,267 --> 01:32:16,200 There we go. 1727 01:32:16,169 --> 01:32:19,939 Internet users are breathing a collective sigh of relief tonight. 1728 01:32:20,730 --> 01:32:25,450 Just as mysteriously as it appeared, the Wreck-It Ralph virus has vanished. 1729 01:32:31,317 --> 01:32:33,253 You know what I just realized? 1730 01:32:33,386 --> 01:32:36,220 The sun never rises or sets here... 1731 01:32:36,156 --> 01:32:37,757 because everything's always on. 1732 01:32:37,924 --> 01:32:40,727 Well, now, isn't that an astute observation? 1733 01:32:40,894 --> 01:32:41,895 I know, right? 1734 01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:45,310 You know, other than KnowsMore, I'm probably the smartest guy on the Internet. 1735 01:32:45,198 --> 01:32:46,900 Yeah. Yeah. 1736 01:32:47,330 --> 01:32:50,103 Yo, V. We're about to come back online. You ready? 1737 01:32:50,236 --> 01:32:51,538 Be right there! 1738 01:32:51,671 --> 01:32:53,973 Hey, Ralph, don't be a stranger! 1739 01:32:54,107 --> 01:32:56,209 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 1740 01:32:57,510 --> 01:32:59,379 That's a good dad joke. 1741 01:33:00,647 --> 01:33:01,981 Hey, don't forget. 1742 01:33:02,148 --> 01:33:05,719 You know Shank added my code and everything, so I'll be able to regenerate. 1743 01:33:05,885 --> 01:33:07,870 I'm gonna be totally safe. 1744 01:33:07,253 --> 01:33:09,522 No, I know. It's gonna be great. 1745 01:33:09,689 --> 01:33:11,124 You found your dream game. 1746 01:33:11,291 --> 01:33:12,726 Yeah, I did. 1747 01:33:13,426 --> 01:33:14,427 I did. 1748 01:33:15,328 --> 01:33:16,396 So... 1749 01:33:17,230 --> 01:33:20,400 I guess I should probably head in there now, you know? 1750 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,670 Before you go, I wanted to give you this. 1751 01:33:25,238 --> 01:33:27,207 I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. 1752 01:33:27,374 --> 01:33:29,420 No, no. It's okay. 1753 01:33:29,209 --> 01:33:31,644 Now we can both have a half. See? 1754 01:33:33,513 --> 01:33:34,514 Yeah! 1755 01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:43,990 I love you so much. 1756 01:33:44,924 --> 01:33:46,726 I'm really gonna miss you. 1757 01:33:48,395 --> 01:33:50,330 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. 1758 01:33:51,531 --> 01:33:53,990 I really am. 1759 01:33:58,872 --> 01:33:59,839 All right. 1760 01:34:01,374 --> 01:34:03,476 Okay, getting a little clingy on me, here. 1761 01:34:06,413 --> 01:34:08,810 Go on. Get out of here. 1762 01:34:08,248 --> 01:34:09,916 The world's waiting for you, kid. 1763 01:35:07,173 --> 01:35:11,544 I'll be honest, it still feels kind of weird around here. 1764 01:35:11,678 --> 01:35:13,580 I mean, a lot has changed. 1765 01:35:13,713 --> 01:35:16,116 Even though we got that steering wheel and saved Sugar Rush... 1766 01:35:16,282 --> 01:35:18,451 it's never really gonna be the same. 1767 01:35:20,253 --> 01:35:22,889 For one thing, the racers aren't even that obnoxious anymore. 1768 01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:25,492 Oh, golly. I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 1769 01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:29,396 Our friendship is much more important to me than winning, Rancis. 1770 01:35:29,596 --> 01:35:30,964 Losing builds character! 1771 01:35:31,131 --> 01:35:33,990 Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 1772 01:35:33,233 --> 01:35:38,400 Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are, they turned out to be pretty great parents. 1773 01:35:38,438 --> 01:35:42,420 I gotta hand it to you two, how on earth did you tame those things? 1774 01:35:42,208 --> 01:35:43,443 It's simple, Surge. 1775 01:35:43,610 --> 01:35:45,912 The key to parenting is... 1776 01:35:48,948 --> 01:35:50,850 And then what you do is... 1777 01:35:53,586 --> 01:35:56,690 And that is the secret to raising perfect children. 1778 01:35:56,856 --> 01:36:00,126 Wow, I wish every parent could hear that. 1779 01:36:00,293 --> 01:36:01,928 I'm keeping busy, too. I finally joined Zangief's book club. 1780 01:36:03,563 --> 01:36:05,498 Good point, Bison. And how about you, Ralph? 1781 01:36:05,632 --> 01:36:09,936 Do you feel Dostoyevsky intended to make narrator unreliable? 1782 01:36:11,671 --> 01:36:13,740 I do and I don't. 1783 01:36:13,873 --> 01:36:16,242 You do, and you don't. 1784 01:36:16,409 --> 01:36:18,845 Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. 1785 01:36:19,120 --> 01:36:20,113 Thanks, Sonic. 1786 01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:22,582 I don't know what I'm talking about. 1787 01:36:23,490 --> 01:36:25,218 And we got this new thing we do every Friday night... 1788 01:36:25,385 --> 01:36:27,520 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 1789 01:36:27,687 --> 01:36:29,222 I actually hosted this week. 1790 01:36:29,356 --> 01:36:30,423 Hew.! 1791 01:36:30,557 --> 01:36:32,959 Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie. 1792 01:36:33,159 --> 01:36:34,861 What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? 1793 01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:37,364 It's just a pie that you burn. 1794 01:36:37,530 --> 01:36:40,333 You can use any pie. You just leave it in the oven too long. 1795 01:36:43,169 --> 01:36:45,605 Yeah, we really do have a lot of fun. 1796 01:36:46,306 --> 01:36:49,442 I guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 1797 01:36:49,876 --> 01:36:52,245 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 1798 01:36:52,412 --> 01:36:54,470 I just wish we could hang out sooner. 1799 01:36:54,214 --> 01:36:55,582 Yeah. Me, too. 1800 01:36:55,715 --> 01:36:57,500 When did you say you were getting those days off? 1801 01:36:57,217 --> 01:37:01,554 Our upgrade starts on January 25th, so, like, two months from now. 1802 01:37:01,721 --> 01:37:04,190 That'll go by in a flash. Speaking of which... 1803 01:37:04,391 --> 01:37:06,693 you want me to bring you anything from home when I come visit? 1804 01:37:07,193 --> 01:37:10,363 You know what I cannot find anywhere on the Internet? 1805 01:37:10,530 --> 01:37:13,133 A halfway decent Burgeffime burger. 1806 01:37:13,266 --> 01:37:15,402 I've been talking them up to Shank and the crew. 1807 01:37:15,568 --> 01:37:18,471 And honestly, I think they're starting to think I'm making it up. 1808 01:37:18,638 --> 01:37:21,608 All right, consider it done. I'll bring you guys a truckload. 1809 01:37:23,977 --> 01:37:26,112 Well, sun's coming up already. 1810 01:37:26,279 --> 01:37:27,580 Guess I better get to it. 1811 01:37:27,747 --> 01:37:28,982 Yeah, me too. 1812 01:37:29,115 --> 01:37:30,500 Talk next week? 1813 01:37:30,216 --> 01:37:31,918 I shall await your call, madam. 1814 01:37:32,850 --> 01:37:36,790 Then, adieu, adieu, farting is such sweet sorrow. 1815 01:37:37,724 --> 01:37:39,159 So long, stinkbrain. 1816 01:37:39,759 --> 01:37:40,827 Bye, kid. 1817 01:37:54,574 --> 01:37:57,210 Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph? 1818 01:37:57,377 --> 01:38:01,614 Yeah, I am, actually. I'm doing great. 1819 01:38:02,150 --> 01:38:04,517 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 1820 01:41:35,962 --> 01:41:38,631 Hey, Mo, did you like the movie, sweetie? 1821 01:41:38,832 --> 01:41:41,434 Well, there was a scene in the trailer... 1822 01:41:41,601 --> 01:41:43,503 that wasn't in the movie... 1823 01:41:43,670 --> 01:41:45,939 and that makes me sad. 1824 01:41:46,720 --> 01:41:48,410 Aw, that's too bad. 1825 01:41:48,208 --> 01:41:49,809 Maybe playing your game will cheer you up. 1826 01:41:49,976 --> 01:41:50,810 Okay. 1827 01:41:53,446 --> 01:41:54,814 Pancake. 1828 01:41:54,948 --> 01:41:56,249 Milkshake. 1829 01:41:57,117 --> 01:41:59,686 Pancake. Pancake. 1830 01:42:00,253 --> 01:42:01,388 Milkshake. 1831 01:42:01,554 --> 01:42:04,900 I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn! 1832 01:42:04,290 --> 01:42:06,159 Pancake. Milkshake. 1833 01:42:06,326 --> 01:42:08,528 Milkshake. Milkshake. 1834 01:42:08,695 --> 01:42:10,363 Pancake. Pancake. 1835 01:42:10,530 --> 01:42:12,399 Milkshake. Milkshake. 1836 01:42:12,832 --> 01:42:14,601 I'm starting to understand why people like this game. 1837 01:42:14,768 --> 01:42:15,735 Very zen. 1838 01:42:18,138 --> 01:42:20,440 Hey, everybody, look what I found! 1839 01:42:20,607 --> 01:42:22,809 - More pancakes! - Sweet! 1840 01:42:22,976 --> 01:42:25,450 Let's speed it up. Pancake,pancake,pancake. 1841 01:42:25,211 --> 01:42:29,916 Pancake,pancake,pancake. 1842 01:42:30,650 --> 01:42:32,652 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 1843 01:42:32,919 --> 01:42:36,890 Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while. 1844 01:42:36,256 --> 01:42:38,825 No, the kitty gets the milkshake. 1845 01:42:38,958 --> 01:42:42,796 The bunny gets the pancake. 1846 01:51:11,237 --> 01:51:15,842 And now, an exclusive sneak peek of Frozen '2. Click here. 1847 01:51:46,473 --> 01:51:49,175 Why would I? I like you. 1848 01:51:49,309 --> 01:51:51,110 You guys still sticking around? 1849 01:51:51,211 --> 01:51:53,613 All right. Well, you're welcome to stay. 1850 01:51:53,747 --> 01:51:57,317 There's not really any more surprises, but, you know... 1851 01:51:57,484 --> 01:52:00,754 Good luck getting that song out of your head. It's a real earwig. 1852 01:52:01,521 --> 01:52:03,156 Anyway, what else?