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MAN ON TV: (FRENCH ACCEN T)
Although each of the world's countries

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would like to dispute this fact,

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we French know the truth:

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The best food in the world
is made in France.

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The best food in France
is made in Paris.

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And the best food in Paris, some say,
is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau.

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Gusteau's restaurant
is the toast of Paris,

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booked five months in advance.

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And his dazzling ascent
to the top of fine French cuisine

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has made his competitors envious.

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He is the youngest chef ever
to achieve a five-star rating.

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Chef Gusteau's cookbook,
Anyone Can Cook!

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Climbed to the top of the bestseller list.

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But not everyone
celebrates its success.

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Amusing title, Anyone Can Cook!

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What's even more amusing is that
Gusteau actually seems to believe it.

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I, on the other hand,
take cooking seriously.

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And, no, I don't think anyone can do it.

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(GUN FIRING)

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(WOMAN SCREAMING)

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(CLATTERING)

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REMY: This is me.

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I think it's apparent
I need to rethink my life a little bit.

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What's my problem?

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First of all, I'm a rat.

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Which means life is hard.

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And second, I have a highly developed
sense of taste and smell.

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(SNIFFING)

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Flour, eggs, sugar, vanilla bean...

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Oh! Small twist of lemon.

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Whoa, you can smell all that?
You have a gift.

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REMY: This is Emile, my brother.
He's easily impressed.

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So you can smell ingredients?
So what?

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This is my dad. He's never impressed.

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He also happens to be
the leader of our clan.

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So, what's wrong
with having highly developed senses?

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't eat that!
- What's going on here?

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Turns out that funny smell
was rat poison.

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Suddenly, Dad didn't think
my talent was useless.

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I was feeling pretty good about my gift,

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until Dad gave me a job.

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Clean.

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Clean.

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That's right. Poison checker.

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Cleanerific.

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Cleanerino.

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Close to godliness.

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Which means clean.
You know, cleanliness is close to...

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Never mind. Move on.

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Well, it made my dad proud.

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Now, don't you feel better, Remy?
You've helped a noble cause.

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Noble? We're thieves, Dad.

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And what we're stealing is,
let's face it, garbage.

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It isn't stealing if no one wants it.

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If no one wants it,
why are we stealing it?

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(LECTURING)

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Let's just say
we have different points of view.

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This much I knew:

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If you are what you eat,
then I only want to eat the good stuff.

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But to my dad...

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Food is fuel.

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You get picky about what you put
in the tank, your engine is gonna die.

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Now shut up and eat your garbage.

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Look, if we're going to be thieves,

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why not steal the good stuff
in the kitchen,

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where nothing is poisoned?

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First of all, we are not thieves.

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Secondly, stay out of the kitchen
and away from the humans.

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It's dangerous.

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REMY: I know
I'm supposed to hate humans,

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but there's something about them.

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They don't just survive.
They discover, they create.

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I mean,
just look at what they do with food.

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GUS TEAU ON TV:
How can I describe it?

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Good food is like music you can taste,
color you can smell.

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There is excellence all around you.

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You need only be aware to stop
and savor it.

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REMY: Oh, Gusteau was right.

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Oh, mmm, yeah.

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Oh, amazing.

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Each flavor was totally unique.

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But combine one flavor with another,

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and something new was created.

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(GASPS)

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So now I had a secret life.

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(GASPS)

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(CACKLING)

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The only one who knew about it
was Emile.

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(WHISPERING FIERCELY)
Hey, Emile. Emile.

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I found a mushroom.

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Come on, you're good at hiding food.
Help me find a good place to put this.

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He doesn't understand me,
but I can be myself around him.

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Why are you walking like that?

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I don't want to constantly
have to wash my paws.

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Did you ever think about how we walk
on the same paws

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that we handle food with?

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You ever think about
what we put into our mouths?

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All the time.

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When I eat, I don't want to taste
everywhere my paws have been.

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Well, go ahead.

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But if Dad sees you walking like that,
he's not going to like it.

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(SNIFFING)

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What have you got there?

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Ah, oh, oh...

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(CHUCKLING)

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You found cheese?

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And not just any cheese.
Tomme de chevre de pays!

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That would go beautifully
with my mushroom.

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And...

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(STUTTERING)

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This rosemary! This rosemary

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with maybe with a few drops
from this sweet grass.

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Well, throw it on the pile, I guess,
and then we'II... You know...

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We don't want to throw this in
with the garbage. This is special.

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But we're supposed
to return to the colony

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before sundown or,
you know, Dad's gonna...

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Emile!

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There are possibilities
unexplored here.

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We got to cook this.

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Now, exactly how we cook this
is the real question...

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Yeah.

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The key is to keep turning it.

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Get the smoky flavor nice and even.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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That storm's getting closer.

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Hey, Remy, you think that maybe
we shouldn't be so...

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(MOANING)

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(MUNCHING)

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You got to taste this!

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This is... It's got this kind of...
It's burny, melty...

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It's not really a smoky taste.
It's a certain... It's kind of like a...

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(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

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It's got, like, this "ba-boom, zap"
kind of taste. Don't you think?

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- What would you call that flavor?
- (HESITANTLY) Lightning-y?

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Yeah. It's lightning-y!
We got to do that again.

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Okay, when the next storm comes,
we'll go up on the roof...

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I know what this needs! Saffron!
A little saffron would make this!

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Saffron. Why do I get the feeling

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- it's in the kitchen?
- It's in the kitchen.

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(SNORING)

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(BOTTLES CLINKING)

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- REMY: Saffron.
- Not good.

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Saffron.

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Don't like it. She's gonna wake up.

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I've been down here a million times.

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She turns on the cooking channel,
boom, she never wakes up.

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You've been here a million times?

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I'm telling you, saffron will be
just the thing. Gusteau swears by it.

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Okay. Who's Gusteau?

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Just the greatest chef in the world.
Wrote this cookbook.

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(STAMMERING)
Wait. You read?

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- Well, not excessively.
- Oh, man. Does Dad know?

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(SCOFFS) You could fill a book, a lot
of books, with things Dad doesn't know.

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And they have, which is why I read.
Which is also our secret.

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I don't like secrets.

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(STUTTERING) All this cooking
and reading and TV-watching

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while we read and cook.

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It's like you're involving me in crime,
and I let you.

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Why do I let you?

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What's taking those kids so long?

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Ah, I'Aquila saffron. Italian. Huh?

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Gusteau says it's excellent.
Good thing the old lady is a food love...

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GUS TEAU ON TV: Forget mystique.
This is about your cooking.

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Hey! That's Gusteau. Emile, look.

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Great cooking
is not for the faint of heart.

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Great cooking
is not for the faint of heart.

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You must be imaginative,
strong hearted.

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You must try things that may not work.

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And you must not let anyone
define your limits

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because of where you come from.

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Your only limit is your soul.

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What I say is true. Anyone can cook.
But only the fearless can be great.

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Pure poetry.

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REPORTER: But it was not to last.

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Gusteau's restaurant lost
one of its five stars

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after a scathing review
by France's top food critic, Anton Ego.

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It was a severe blow to Gusteau,

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and the brokenhearted chef
died shortly afterwards,

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which, according to tradition,
meant the loss of another star.

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Gusteau is dead?

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Oh!

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(SQUEAKING)

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh!

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Run!

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No, you'll lead her to the colony!

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(GASPS)

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(CLICKING)

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(GASPS)

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- Help, Remy, help!
- Emile! Start swinging the light!

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- Help, Remy, help!
- Emile! Start swinging the light!

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(SQUEAKING)

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Try to grab you.

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(GRUMBLING)

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Emile, swing to me.

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(GRUNTING)

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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

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(EX CLAIMS)

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(SIGHS)

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(CRACKING)

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(CREAKING)

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(RATS SQUEAKING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Evacuate! Everyone, to the boats.

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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- RAT: Let me through!
- The book.

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- RAT: Let me through!
- The book.

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Excuse me. Move, move.

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(AIR HISSING)

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(WHIMPERING)

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Go, go, go, go. Move, move, move.

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Get the bridge up! Move it, move it!

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FEMALE RAT:
Hey, Johnny! Hurry!

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Push off. Come on.

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Get hold!

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(GRUNTING)

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- Take the baby. Here!
- Give me your paw.

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Hey, wait for me!

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(THUNDER CRACKING)

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Is everybody here?
Do we have everybody?

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- Wait a minute. Where's Remy?
- Right here. I'm coming.

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I'm coming!

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Hold on, Son.
Give him something to grab on to.

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Come on, boy. Paddle, Son.

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Come on. Reach for it.

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You can do it.

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(GUNSHOT)

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- Remy!
- Dad!

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Come on. You can make it.
You can make it.

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(GUNSHOT)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Guys, wait. Stop!

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Remy. Come on. Paddle.

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Hold on! Wait for me. Hold on.

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(RATS SCREAMING)

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Dad?

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Dad?

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Which way?

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(WATER ROARING)

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(GASPING)

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(GASPING)

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(WATER DRIPPING)

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REMY: I waited

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for a sound,

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a voice,

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a sign,

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something.

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(STOMACH GROWLING)

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(STOMACH GROWLING)

253
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,820
(SIGHS)

254
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,755
If you are hungry,
go up and look around, Remy.

255
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,600
Why do you wait and mope?

256
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,764
Well, I've just lost my family,
all my friends,

257
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,434
probably forever.

258
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,570
- How do you know?
- Well, I...

259
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,974
You are an illustration.
Why am I talking to you?

260
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:39,879
Well, you just lost your family,
all your friends. You are Ionely.

261
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,182
Yeah. Well, you're dead.

262
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,652
Ah, but that is no match
for wishful thinking.

263
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,454
If you focus on what you've left behind,

264
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,956
you'll never be able to see
what lies ahead.

265
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,225
Now go up and look around.

266
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,741
(SNIFFING)

267
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:11,945
(SNIFFING)

268
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,883
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

269
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,240
Oh!

270
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,159
(CHUCKLING)

271
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,262
(CORK POPPING)

272
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,530
WOMAN: Champagne!

273
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,831
(PEOPLE EX CLAIMING)

274
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,330
What are you doing?

275
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,134
(SIGHING)

276
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,368
I'm hungry.

277
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,300
I don't know where I am,

278
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,772
and I don't know
when I'll find food again.

279
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,475
Remy, you are better than that.
You are a cook.

280
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:47,614
A cook makes. A thief takes.
You are not a thief.

281
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,916
But I am hungry.

282
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,518
(CHUCKLES)

283
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,286
Food will come, Remy.

284
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,957
Food always comes
to those who love to cook.

285
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,598
(SNIFFING)

286
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,372
- You think I am playing?
- You don't have the guts.

287
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,473
(GUNSHOT)

288
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,319
(BARKING)

289
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,351
Paris?

290
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,455
(CHUCKLING) All this time
I've been underneath Paris?

291
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,759
Wow.

292
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,163
It's beautiful.

293
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,967
The most beautiful.

294
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,903
Gusteau's? Your restaurant?

295
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,472
You've led me to your restaurant.

296
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:25,712
It seems as though I have. Yes.
There it is! I have led you to it!

297
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,213
I got to see this.

298
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,416
HORST: Ready to go on table seven.
COLETTE: Coming around.

299
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,217
LALO: One order of steamed pike up.
MAN: Coming up.

300
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,530
LAROUSSE: I need
more soup bowls, please.

301
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,755
COLETTE: I need two rack of lamb.
I need more leeks.

302
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,159
I need two salmon, three
salade composee, and three filet.

303
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,161
LAROUSSE: Three orders
of salade composee working.

304
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,929
Firing two orders, seared salmon.

305
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,432
Three filet working. I need plates.

306
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:48,335
HORST: Fire seven.
MAN: Three salade composee up.

307
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,370
COLETTE: Don't mess with my mise!

308
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,671
LAROUSSE: Open down low.

309
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,741
MAN: I'm getting buried here.

310
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,577
Hello, Chef Skinner.
How your night be now?

311
00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,713
HORST: Bonjour, chef.
LAROUSSE: Hello, Chef Skinner.

312
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,315
- Evening, chef.
- WAITER: Ordering deux filet.

313
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,317
Hey, boss, look who is here.

314
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,820
Alfredo Linguini, Renata's little boy.

315
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,521
- Hi.
- All grown up, eh?

316
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,157
You remember Renata,
Gusteau's old flame?

317
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,359
(CHUCKLING)

318
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,595
- Yes. How are you...
- Linguini.

319
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:19,899
Yes, Linguini. So nice of you to visit.
How is...

320
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,868
- My mother?
- Renata.

321
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,804
- Yes, Renata. How is she?
- Good.

322
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,508
Well, not... She's been better. I mean...

323
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,843
She died.

324
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,611
Oh.

325
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,146
I'm sorry.

326
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,850
Oh, don't be. She believed in heaven,
so she's covered.

327
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:39,486
You know, afterlife-wise?

328
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,593
(TITTERS)

329
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,398
- What's this?
- She left it for you.

330
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:55,100
I think she hoped it would help me,

331
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,504
you know, get a job here.

332
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,240
But of course.
Gusteau wouldn't hesitate.

333
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,408
Any son of Renata's is more than...

334
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,145
Yes, well, we could file this
and if something suitable opens up...

335
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,312
We have already hired him.

336
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:10,150
What? How dare you hire someone
without my...

337
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,985
We needed a garbage boy.

338
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,121
Oh, garbage. Well...

339
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,990
I'm glad it worked out.

340
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,494
Uh...

341
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,798
(GULPS)

342
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,201
I can't believe it.

343
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,604
A real gourmet kitchen,
and I get to watch.

344
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,941
You've read my book.
Let us see how much you know, huh?

345
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,710
Which one is the chef?

346
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,712
Oh! Uh...

347
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,514
- Oh, that guy.
- Very good.

348
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,216
Who is next in command?

349
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,152
The sous chef. There.

350
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:50,390
The sous is responsible for the kitchen
when the chef's not around.

351
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,993
Saucier, in charge of sauces.
Very important.

352
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:58,264
Chef de partie, demi chef de partie,
both important.

353
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,167
Commis, commis, they're cooks.
Very important.

354
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,471
You are a clever rat. Now, who is that?

355
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,307
Oh, him? He's nobody.

356
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,476
Not nobody. He is part of the kitchen.

357
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,478
No, he's a plongeur or something.

358
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,470
He washes dishes or takes out
the garbage. He doesn't cook.

359
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,384
- But he could.
- (SNICKERING) Uh, no.

360
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,719
How do you know?
What do I always say?

361
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,454
Anyone can cook.

362
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:25,525
Well, yeah, anyone can.
That doesn't mean that anyone should.

363
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,162
(CHUCKLING) Well,
that is not stopping him. See?

364
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:34,567
What is he doing?
No. No! No, this is terrible!

365
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,269
(STUTTERING)

366
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:40,600
He's ruining the soup.
And nobody's noticing?

367
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,142
It's your restaurant. Do something.

368
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:45,378
What can I do?
I am a figment of your imagination.

369
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:46,780
But he's ruining the soup!
We got to tell someone that he's...

370
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,415
But he's ruining the soup!
We got to tell someone that he's...

371
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,722
(GASPING)

372
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,591
COLETTE: Table five coming up,
right now.

373
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,397
(GASPS)

374
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:07,801
LALO: Coming down the line.
COLETTE: Set.

375
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,570
Ah!

376
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:18,945
COLETTE: Hot! Open oven!

377
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,614
(PANTING)

378
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,987
Ah!

379
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,198
HORST: Coming around.

380
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:55,382
Ooh!

381
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,255
COLETTE: Oui, chef.
One filet mignon, three lamb, two duck.

382
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,278
HORST: Fire those souffles
for table six, ja.

383
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,447
- COLETTE: Five minutes, chef.
- Oh, God.

384
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,221
Tonight,
I'd like to present the foie gras.

385
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,790
It has a wonderful finish.

386
00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:38,191
- REMY: Ooh!
- Ah!

387
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:42,462
Hmm.

388
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,106
(GROANS)

389
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,678
HORST: Ready to go on table seven.
Come on! Let's go!

390
00:22:58,778 --> 00:22:59,813
WAITER: Oui, chef.

391
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,152
(VOMITING)

392
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,760
(SNIFFING)

393
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,750
(GRUNTING INDECISIVELY)

394
00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:33,847
(BUBBLING GENTLY)

395
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,490
Remy! What are you waiting for?

396
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,425
Is this going to become a regular thing
with you?

397
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,161
You know how to fix it.
This is your chance.

398
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,698
(BELL DINGS)

399
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,800
(GASPS)

400
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,454
The soup! Where is the soup?
Out of my way.

401
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,156
Move it, garbage boy!

402
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,426
You are cooking?

403
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:57,970
How dare you cook in my kitchen?

404
00:24:57,197 --> 00:24:59,232
Where do you get the gall

405
00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:02,969
to even attempt something
so monumentally idiotic?

406
00:25:03,103 --> 00:25:05,710
I should have you drawn
and quartered!

407
00:25:05,205 --> 00:25:08,274
I'll do it. I think the law is on my side.

408
00:25:08,408 --> 00:25:09,376
(PLEADING)

409
00:25:09,476 --> 00:25:10,944
Larousse, draw and quarter this man

410
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:16,182
after you put him in the duck press
to squeeze the fat out of his head.

411
00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:19,419
- What are you blathering about?
- (STUTTERING) The soup!

412
00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,230
Soup?

413
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,358
Stop that soup!

414
00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:29,262
No!

415
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,131
(PIANO PLAYING SOFTLY)

416
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:44,778
Waiter.

417
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:46,312
(EX CLAIMS)

418
00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,715
Linguini!

419
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:50,383
You're fired!

420
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,553
F-l-R-E-D! Fired!

421
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,955
She wants to see the chef.

422
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,124
(STUTTERING) But he...

423
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:00,860
(CLEARING THROAT)

424
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:17,410
- What did the customer say?
- It was not a customer. It was a critic.

425
00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:19,646
- Ego?
- Solene LeClaire.

426
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:23,817
- LeClaire? What did she say?
- She likes the soup.

427
00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:25,618
- Wait.
- What do you mean, "Wait"?

428
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,354
You're the reason I'm in this mess.

429
00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:28,855
(SHUSHING)
Someone is asking about your soup.

430
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:41,534
What are you playing at?

431
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,690
(STAMMERING)

432
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,205
Am I still fired?

433
00:26:45,338 --> 00:26:47,440
- COLETTE: You can't fire him.
- What?

434
00:26:47,574 --> 00:26:50,877
LeClaire likes it, yeah?
She made a point of telling you so.

435
00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,278
If she write a review to that effect

436
00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:54,347
and find out you fired
the cook responsible...

437
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:57,584
- (SCOFFS) He's a garbage boy.
- Who made something she liked.

438
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,953
How can we claim to represent
the name of Gusteau

439
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,222
if we don't uphold
his most cherished belief?

440
00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:05,225
And what belief is that,
Mademoiselle Tatou?

441
00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:06,292
Anyone can cook.

442
00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:16,870
Perhaps I have been a bit harsh
on our new garbage boy.

443
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,539
He has taken a bold risk

444
00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:24,770
and we should reward that,
as Chef Gusteau would have.

445
00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:27,414
If he wishes
to swim in dangerous waters,

446
00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:29,150
who are we to deny him?

447
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:30,150
(CLEARING THROAT)

448
00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:32,485
- You were escaping?
- Oh, yeah.

449
00:27:32,619 --> 00:27:36,756
Since you have expressed
such an interest in his cooking career,

450
00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,258
you shall be responsible for it.

451
00:27:38,358 --> 00:27:39,492
(TITTERING)

452
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,795
Anyone else?

453
00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:45,665
Then back to work.

454
00:27:46,366 --> 00:27:49,869
You are either very lucky
or very unlucky.

455
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:55,508
You will make the soup again,
and this time, I'll be paying attention.

456
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,511
Very close attention.

457
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:03,283
They think you might be a cook.
But you know what I think, Linguini?

458
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:06,886
I think you are a sneaky,
overreaching little...

459
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,210
(GASPS)

460
00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:09,356
Rat!

461
00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:10,924
(EX CLAIMING)

462
00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:13,293
- Rat!
- HORST: Get the rat.

463
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,562
Linguini. Get something to trap it.

464
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,263
HORST: It's getting away.
Get it, get it, get it.

465
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,866
- What should I do now?
- Kill it.

466
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,469
- Now?
- No, not in the kitchen. Are you mad?

467
00:28:22,669 --> 00:28:24,170
Do you know what would happen to us

468
00:28:24,304 --> 00:28:26,773
if anyone knew
we had a rat in our kitchen?

469
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:28,475
They'd close us down.

470
00:28:28,608 --> 00:28:31,110
Our reputation is hanging by a thread
as it is.

471
00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:35,215
Take it away from here. Far away.
Kill it. Dispose of it. Go!

472
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:37,517
Whoa!

473
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,122
Doh!

474
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:04,544
(REMY PANTING)

475
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:15,755
Don't look at me like that!
You aren't the only one who's trapped.

476
00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:17,957
They expect me to cook it again!

477
00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,960
I mean, I'm not ambitious.
I wasn't trying to cook.

478
00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:23,196
I was just trying to stay out of trouble.

479
00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:26,332
You're the one who was getting fancy
with the spices!

480
00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:31,371
What did you throw in there? Oregano?
No? What? Rosemary?

481
00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:34,107
That's a spice, isn't it? Rosemary?

482
00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:37,110
You didn't throw rosemary in there?

483
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:41,514
Then what was all the flipping
and all the throwing the...

484
00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,117
(SIGHING)

485
00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:48,988
I need this job. I've lost so many.

486
00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:53,426
I don't know how to cook, and now
I'm actually talking to a rat as if you...

487
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,527
(GASPS)

488
00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:55,862
Did you nod?

489
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:58,980
Have you been nodding?

490
00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,334
You understand me?

491
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,536
So I'm not crazy!

492
00:30:04,771 --> 00:30:06,806
Wait a second, wait a second.

493
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,577
I can't cook, can I?

494
00:30:12,612 --> 00:30:14,347
But you...

495
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,817
You can, right?

496
00:30:19,850 --> 00:30:21,554
Look, don't be so modest.
You're a rat, for Pete's sake.

497
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:24,570
Whatever you did, they liked it.

498
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:27,193
Yeah. This could work.

499
00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:29,262
Hey, they liked the soup!

500
00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:30,663
(SCREAMING)

501
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:37,837
They liked the soup.
Do you think you could do it again?

502
00:30:41,474 --> 00:30:43,910
Okay, I'm going to let you out now.

503
00:30:44,711 --> 00:30:47,847
But we're together on this. Right?

504
00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:51,510
Okay.

505
00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:09,169
(CHUCKLING)

506
00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,114
(SIGHS)

507
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,290
(SOFT PATTERING APPROACHING)

508
00:31:47,707 --> 00:31:50,760
(GRUNTING)

509
00:31:53,446 --> 00:31:56,820
(EX CLAIMING)

510
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,289
So this is it.

511
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:07,594
I mean, it's not much, but it's,
you know...

512
00:32:09,796 --> 00:32:11,164
Not much.

513
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:14,868
It could be worse.

514
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,404
There's heat and light
and a couch with a TV.

515
00:32:17,504 --> 00:32:19,939
So, you know, what's mine is yours.

516
00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:22,375
Are you...

517
00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:24,778
Is this a dream?

518
00:32:24,878 --> 00:32:27,147
The best kind of dream.

519
00:32:27,547 --> 00:32:28,682
One we can share.

520
00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:29,816
(SNORING)

521
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,518
But why here?

522
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:33,586
Why now?

523
00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:36,256
Why not here?

524
00:32:36,556 --> 00:32:38,258
Why not now?

525
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,960
What better place to dream
than in Paris?

526
00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:58,445
Morning, Little Chef. Rise and...

527
00:32:58,578 --> 00:32:59,879
(GASPS)

528
00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:01,147
Oh, no.

529
00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:04,484
Idiot! I knew this would happen!

530
00:33:04,584 --> 00:33:07,354
I let a rat into my place
and tell him what's mine is his!

531
00:33:07,487 --> 00:33:08,588
Eggs, gone!

532
00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:12,125
Stupid! He's stolen food
and hit the road! What did I expect?

533
00:33:12,225 --> 00:33:14,694
That's what I get for trusting a...

534
00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:17,230
(STUTTERING)

535
00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:19,132
Hi. Is that for me?

536
00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,420
Mmm!

537
00:33:29,242 --> 00:33:31,845
That's good. What did you put in this?

538
00:33:33,947 --> 00:33:35,415
Where'd you get that?

539
00:33:38,651 --> 00:33:43,323
Look, it's delicious. But don't steal.
I'll buy some spices, okay?

540
00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:49,996
Oh, no. We're going to be late.
And on the first day!

541
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,331
(MOUTH FULL)
Come on, Little Chef!

542
00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:53,366
"Though I, like many other critic,

543
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:56,836
"had written off Gusteau as irrelevant
since the great chef's death,

544
00:33:56,936 --> 00:34:01,474
"the soup was a revelation.
A spicy yet subtle taste experience."

545
00:34:01,608 --> 00:34:03,576
- Solene LeClaire?
- Yes!

546
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,181
"Against all odds,
Gusteau's has recaptured our attention.

547
00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:11,151
"Only time will tell if they deserve it."

548
00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:13,453
(SIGHS)

549
00:34:13,987 --> 00:34:15,321
Well...

550
00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:24,431
You know.

551
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:31,604
Look, I know it's stupid and weird,
but neither of us can do this alone,

552
00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:35,175
so we got to do it together, right?
You with me?

553
00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:38,978
So let's do this thing!

554
00:34:41,981 --> 00:34:43,216
I...

555
00:34:45,985 --> 00:34:47,253
(GROANING)

556
00:34:47,387 --> 00:34:49,956
(STAMMERING)

557
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:51,691
(PANTING)

558
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:54,527
(GASPS)

559
00:34:54,661 --> 00:35:00,100
Welcome to hell.
Now, recreate the soup.

560
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:04,104
Take as much time as you need.
All week if you must.

561
00:35:04,704 --> 00:35:05,939
Soup.

562
00:35:17,717 --> 00:35:18,685
(EX CLAIMS)

563
00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:19,786
You little...

564
00:35:19,886 --> 00:35:20,854
(STRIKING)

565
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,220
Ow!

566
00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:24,591
(STRIKING)

567
00:35:24,691 --> 00:35:25,658
(EX CLAIMS)

568
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,228
(LAUGHING)

569
00:35:28,361 --> 00:35:29,396
(EX CLAIMS)

570
00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:30,497
(YELPS)

571
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:31,598
(LAUGHING)

572
00:35:31,698 --> 00:35:32,932
You son of a...

573
00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,235
(SHIVERS)

574
00:35:39,773 --> 00:35:40,740
(EX CLAIMS)

575
00:35:40,874 --> 00:35:42,609
You got...

576
00:35:43,276 --> 00:35:44,477
(WHIMPERING)

577
00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:52,485
(SCREAMING)

578
00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:54,854
(EX CLAIMS)

579
00:35:55,855 --> 00:35:58,580
(SHRIEKS)

580
00:35:58,191 --> 00:36:00,930
This is not going to work, Little Chef!

581
00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:02,729
I'm going to lose it
if we do this anymore.

582
00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:05,298
We've got to figure out something else.

583
00:36:05,398 --> 00:36:07,600
Something that doesn't involve
any biting, or nipping,

584
00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:10,403
or running up and down my body
with your little rat feet.

585
00:36:10,537 --> 00:36:13,206
The biting! No! Scampering! No!

586
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:16,543
No scampering or scurrying.
Understand, Little Chef?

587
00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:18,945
Little Chef?

588
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,816
Oh, you're hungry.

589
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:32,592
Okay. So let's think this out.

590
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:37,230
You know how to cook,
and I know how to appear

591
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,650
human.

592
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:42,680
We need to work out a system
so that I do what you want

593
00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:45,171
in a way that doesn't look like
I'm being controlled by a tiny rat chef.

594
00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:47,374
Would you listen to me? I'm insane!
I'm insane! I'm insane!

595
00:36:47,507 --> 00:36:50,477
In a refrigerator talking to a rat
about cooking in a gourmet restaurant.

596
00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:52,479
- I will never pull this off!
- Linguini?

597
00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:53,546
We gotta communicate.

598
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:57,851
I can't be constantly checking
for a yes or no head shake from a...

599
00:36:59,819 --> 00:37:01,654
The rat! I saw it!

600
00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:04,891
- A rat?
- Yes, a rat. Right next to you.

601
00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:08,728
What are you doing in here?

602
00:37:08,962 --> 00:37:13,900
I'm just familiarizing myself with,
you know, the vegetables and such.

603
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,301
Get out.

604
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:20,373
One can get too familiar
with vegetables, you know!

605
00:37:21,174 --> 00:37:24,144
That was close. Are you okay up there?

606
00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:26,846
Whoa!

607
00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:31,170
(GUFFAWING)

608
00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:37,991
How did you do that?

609
00:37:52,172 --> 00:37:54,541
That's strangely involuntary!

610
00:37:56,576 --> 00:38:00,580
REMY: One look and I knew
we had the same crazy idea.

611
00:38:01,581 --> 00:38:03,830
Okay.

612
00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:06,386
Huh?

613
00:38:11,558 --> 00:38:12,992
(GROANING)

614
00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:16,496
Where are you taking me? Wait.

615
00:38:16,896 --> 00:38:18,365
(CLATTERING)

616
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,235
Whoa!

617
00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:27,400
(CHUCKLING)
Wait. I'm sorry.

618
00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,776
Whoa!

619
00:38:31,745 --> 00:38:32,812
Okay.

620
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:34,981
Mmm-hmm...

621
00:38:35,849 --> 00:38:36,816
(SQUEAKS)

622
00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:40,754
(GROANS)

623
00:38:42,889 --> 00:38:43,857
Okay.

624
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,311
(GLASS SHATTERING)

625
00:39:06,212 --> 00:39:08,581
(TIRES SCREECHING)

626
00:39:08,682 --> 00:39:09,916
(CRASHING)

627
00:39:17,357 --> 00:39:19,859
(BLABBERING)

628
00:39:19,993 --> 00:39:21,728
Whoa!

629
00:39:39,846 --> 00:39:41,214
Whoa!

630
00:39:43,717 --> 00:39:44,984
A votre sante!

631
00:39:49,289 --> 00:39:50,757
(GURGLING)

632
00:39:50,857 --> 00:39:52,258
(CHUCKLING) All right.

633
00:40:19,185 --> 00:40:20,387
That should do it.

634
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:24,900
Mmm.

635
00:40:24,224 --> 00:40:29,229
Congratulations. You were able to
repeat your accidental success.

636
00:40:29,362 --> 00:40:34,000
But you'll need to know more than soup
if you are to survive in my kitchen, boy.

637
00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:38,605
Colette will be responsible for
teaching you how we do things here.

638
00:40:39,739 --> 00:40:42,108
Listen, I just want you to know

639
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:45,450
how honored I am
to be studying under such...

640
00:40:45,145 --> 00:40:48,515
No! You listen. I just want you to know
exactly who you are dealing with.

641
00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:50,160
How many women
do you see in this kitchen?

642
00:40:50,116 --> 00:40:51,484
(TITTERING) Well, I...

643
00:40:51,584 --> 00:40:53,987
- Only me. Why do you think that is?
- Well, I...

644
00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:56,256
Because haute cuisine
is an antiquated hierarchy

645
00:40:56,389 --> 00:40:58,992
built upon rules
written by stupid old men.

646
00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:02,562
Rules designed to make it impossible
for women to enter this world.

647
00:41:02,696 --> 00:41:04,931
But still I'm here. How did this happen?

648
00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:07,634
(TITTERING)
Because, well, because you...

649
00:41:07,767 --> 00:41:09,869
Because I am the toughest cook
in this kitchen.

650
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,638
I've worked too hard
for too long to get here

651
00:41:11,771 --> 00:41:14,708
and I am not going to jeopardize it
for some garbage boy who got lucky.

652
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:15,975
Got it?

653
00:41:16,743 --> 00:41:17,977
(EX CLAIMS)

654
00:41:18,445 --> 00:41:19,612
(LAUGHING)

655
00:41:19,746 --> 00:41:20,714
Wow!

656
00:41:21,514 --> 00:41:25,585
Easy to cook. Easy
to eat. Gusteau makes Chinese food

657
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,721
Chine-easy.

658
00:41:28,621 --> 00:41:29,589
(LAUGHING)

659
00:41:29,723 --> 00:41:33,460
- Excellent work, Francois, as usual.
- It's good, isn't it?

660
00:41:33,593 --> 00:41:37,797
I want you to work up something
for my latest frozen food concept.

661
00:41:37,931 --> 00:41:40,133
Gusteau's Corn Puppies.

662
00:41:40,266 --> 00:41:44,804
They're like corn dogs, only smaller.
Bite size.

663
00:41:44,938 --> 00:41:46,720
What are corn dogs?

664
00:41:46,206 --> 00:41:46,373
Cheap sausages dipped in batter
and deep fried. You know, American.

665
00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:50,610
Cheap sausages dipped in batter
and deep fried. You know, American.

666
00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:52,450
Whip something up.

667
00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:55,682
Maybe Gusteau in overalls
and Huckleberry Tom hat.

668
00:41:55,815 --> 00:41:58,985
Or as a big ear of corn
in doggie make-up.

669
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:03,230
(HESITANTLY) Yes.
But, please, with dignity.

670
00:42:15,635 --> 00:42:17,137
(CLEARING THROAT)

671
00:42:29,582 --> 00:42:30,817
Get my lawyer!

672
00:42:31,718 --> 00:42:33,820
Well, the will stipulates

673
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,691
that if after a period of two years
from the date of death

674
00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:39,920
no heir appears,

675
00:42:39,192 --> 00:42:43,496
Gusteau's business interests
will pass to his sous chef. You.

676
00:42:43,596 --> 00:42:45,598
I know what the will stipulates.

677
00:42:45,699 --> 00:42:50,970
What I want to know is if this letter...
If this boy changes anything!

678
00:42:55,275 --> 00:42:57,143
There's not much resemblance.

679
00:42:57,243 --> 00:43:00,780
There's no resemblance at all.
He is not Gusteau's son.

680
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,500
Gusteau had no children,
and what of the timing of all this?

681
00:43:04,150 --> 00:43:07,420
The deadline in the will
expires in less than a month!

682
00:43:07,587 --> 00:43:09,689
Suddenly,
some boy arrives with a letter

683
00:43:09,789 --> 00:43:14,761
from his recently deceased mother
claiming Gusteau is his father?

684
00:43:14,861 --> 00:43:16,329
Highly suspect!

685
00:43:16,429 --> 00:43:18,298
- This is Gusteau's?
- Yes, yes, yes.

686
00:43:18,398 --> 00:43:19,999
- May I?
- Of course.

687
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,568
But the boy does not know.

688
00:43:21,668 --> 00:43:26,600
She claims she never told him,
or Gusteau, and asks that I not tell.

689
00:43:26,106 --> 00:43:30,110
- Why you? What does she want?
- A job for the boy.

690
00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:33,113
- Only a job?
- Well, yes.

691
00:43:33,213 --> 00:43:35,749
Then what are you worried about?
If he works here,

692
00:43:35,849 --> 00:43:38,785
you'll be able to keep an eye on him
while I do a little digging.

693
00:43:38,885 --> 00:43:40,720
Find out how much of this is real.

694
00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:43,390
I will need you
to collect some DNA samples

695
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:45,225
from the boy. Hair, maybe.

696
00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:49,596
Mark my words.
The whole thing is highly suspect.

697
00:43:50,397 --> 00:43:52,599
He knows something.

698
00:43:52,699 --> 00:43:56,836
Relax, he's a garbage boy.
I think you can handle him.

699
00:44:03,176 --> 00:44:04,310
What are you doing?

700
00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:06,379
(STAMMERING) I'm cutting vegetables.
I'm cutting vegetables?

701
00:44:06,479 --> 00:44:08,214
No! You waste energy and time!

702
00:44:08,314 --> 00:44:11,317
You think cooking is a cute job,
like Mommy in the kitchen?

703
00:44:11,418 --> 00:44:12,585
Well, Mommy never had to face

704
00:44:12,686 --> 00:44:14,254
the dinner rush when the orders
come flooding in,

705
00:44:14,354 --> 00:44:15,789
and every dish is different
and none are simple,

706
00:44:15,889 --> 00:44:17,257
and all of the different cooking times,

707
00:44:17,357 --> 00:44:18,558
but must arrive on the customer's table

708
00:44:18,658 --> 00:44:20,760
at exactly the same time,
hot and perfect!

709
00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:23,530
Every second counts,
and you cannot be Mommy!

710
00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:29,302
What is this? Keep your station clear!

711
00:44:29,402 --> 00:44:31,104
When the meal rush comes,
what will happen?

712
00:44:31,204 --> 00:44:32,772
Messy stations slow things down.

713
00:44:32,872 --> 00:44:35,175
Food doesn't go, orders pile up.
Disaster.

714
00:44:35,275 --> 00:44:36,976
I'll make this easy to remember.

715
00:44:37,770 --> 00:44:40,580
Keep your station clear,
or I will kill you!

716
00:44:42,649 --> 00:44:44,918
(EX CLAIMS IN DISGUST) Your sleeves
look like you threw up on them.

717
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,721
Keep your hands and arms in,
close to the body. Like this. See?

718
00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:48,955
Always return to this position.

719
00:44:49,550 --> 00:44:52,659
Cooks move fast. Sharp utensils,
hot metal, keep your arms in.

720
00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:55,662
You will minimize cuts and burns
and keep your sleeves clean.

721
00:44:55,762 --> 00:44:58,365
Mark of a chef:
Messy apron, clean sleeves.

722
00:44:58,465 --> 00:45:00,200
I know the Gusteau style cold.

723
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:03,603
In every dish, Chef Gusteau
always has something unexpected.

724
00:45:03,703 --> 00:45:06,606
I will show you.
I memorize all his recipe.

725
00:45:06,706 --> 00:45:10,510
- Always do something unexpected.
- No. Follow the recipe.

726
00:45:10,610 --> 00:45:12,780
- But you just said that...
- No, no, no.

727
00:45:12,178 --> 00:45:15,482
It was his job to be unexpected.
It is our job to...

728
00:45:15,615 --> 00:45:17,550
- Follow his recipes.
- Follow the recipe.

729
00:45:17,650 --> 00:45:19,986
How do you tell how good bread is
without tasting it?

730
00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:24,290
Not the smell, not the look,
but the sound of the crust.

731
00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:25,358
Listen.

732
00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:26,693
(CRUST CRACKING)

733
00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:30,330
Symphony of crackle.
Only great bread sound this way.

734
00:45:30,697 --> 00:45:33,600
The only way to get the best produce
is to have first pick of the day

735
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:35,635
and there are only two way
to get first pick.

736
00:45:35,735 --> 00:45:39,539
Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower.

737
00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:42,409
Voila! The best restaurant get first pick.

738
00:45:42,509 --> 00:45:46,513
People think haute cuisine is snooty.
So chef must also be snooty.

739
00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:50,483
But not so.
Lalo there ran away from home at 12.

740
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:53,153
Got hired by circus people
as an acrobat.

741
00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:54,754
(CHUCKLING) And then he get fired

742
00:45:54,854 --> 00:45:57,590
for messing around
with the ringmaster's daughter.

743
00:45:57,691 --> 00:45:59,459
(CONSPIRATORIAL WHISPER)
Horst has done time.

744
00:45:59,559 --> 00:46:00,560
LINGUINl: What for?

745
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:04,300
No one know for sure. He changes
the story every time you ask him.

746
00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:06,660
I defrauded a major corporation.

747
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:09,669
I robbed the second largest bank
in France using only a ballpoint pen.

748
00:46:09,769 --> 00:46:12,305
I created a hole in the ozone
over Avignon.

749
00:46:12,405 --> 00:46:15,108
I killed a man with this thumb.

750
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,310
COLETTE: Don't ever play cards
with Pompidou.

751
00:46:17,410 --> 00:46:20,980
He's been banned from Las Vegas
and Monte Carlo.

752
00:46:21,381 --> 00:46:24,584
- Larousse ran gun for the Resistance.
- Which resistance?

753
00:46:24,684 --> 00:46:27,654
He won't say.
Apparently, they didn't win.

754
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:29,255
So you see.

755
00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:33,693
We are artist, pirate.
More than cooks are we.

756
00:46:33,793 --> 00:46:37,197
- We?
- Oui. You are one of us now, oui?

757
00:46:37,497 --> 00:46:42,350
Oui. Thank you, by the way,
for all the advice about cooking.

758
00:46:42,402 --> 00:46:44,871
- Thank you, too.
- For what?

759
00:46:45,105 --> 00:46:46,573
For taking it.

760
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:48,375
(MUSIC PLA YIN G ON RADIO)

761
00:46:49,275 --> 00:46:50,577
Huh?

762
00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:52,512
The rat!

763
00:46:54,714 --> 00:46:57,751
- (STUTTERING) But he is a...
- (TITTERING) I just dropped my keys.

764
00:47:01,421 --> 00:47:03,289
Have you decided this evening?

765
00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:07,460
- Your soup is excellent. But...
- But we order it every time.

766
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,131
- What else do you have?
- Well, we have a very nice foie gras.

767
00:47:11,231 --> 00:47:12,298
I know about the foie gras.

768
00:47:12,399 --> 00:47:14,200
The old standby,
used to be famous for it.

769
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:16,436
What does the chef have that's new?

770
00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:18,271
(DOOR SLAMMING)

771
00:47:18,371 --> 00:47:20,600
- Someone has asked what is new!
- New?

772
00:47:20,106 --> 00:47:21,107
Yes. What do I tell them?

773
00:47:21,207 --> 00:47:22,909
- Well, what did you tell them?
- I told them I would ask!

774
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:24,310
What are you blathering about?

775
00:47:24,411 --> 00:47:26,513
- Customers are asking what is new.
- What should I tell them?

776
00:47:26,613 --> 00:47:29,820
- What did you tell them?
- I told them I would ask!

777
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:30,583
(PONDERING)

778
00:47:30,684 --> 00:47:32,180
This is simple.

779
00:47:32,118 --> 00:47:34,254
Just pull out an old Gusteau recipe,

780
00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:36,220
something we haven't made
in a while...

781
00:47:36,122 --> 00:47:39,893
They know about the old stuff.
They like Linguini's soup.

782
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,598
They are asking for food from Linguini?

783
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,501
A lot of customers like the soup.
That's all we are saying.

784
00:47:48,601 --> 00:47:50,170
Were we saying that?

785
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,940
Very well. If it's Linguini they want

786
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,611
tell them Chef Linguini has prepared
something special for them.

787
00:47:58,712 --> 00:48:01,815
Something definitely off menu.

788
00:48:02,215 --> 00:48:03,817
Oh, and don't forget to stress

789
00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:06,386
- its Linguini-ness.
- Oui, chef.

790
00:48:06,486 --> 00:48:10,657
Now is your chance to try something
worthy of your talent, Linguini.

791
00:48:10,757 --> 00:48:16,620
A forgotten favorite of the chef's,
sweetbread a la Gusteau.

792
00:48:16,162 --> 00:48:17,797
- Colette will help you.
- Oui, chef.

793
00:48:17,897 --> 00:48:20,767
Now, hurry up. Our diners are hungry.

794
00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:23,670
Are you sure?
That recipe was a disaster.

795
00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:25,505
Gusteau himself said so.

796
00:48:25,605 --> 00:48:28,975
Just the sort of challenge
a budding chef needs.

797
00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:30,643
"Sweetbread a la Gusteau.

798
00:48:30,744 --> 00:48:33,246
"Sweetbread cooked
in a seaweed salt crust

799
00:48:33,346 --> 00:48:36,282
"with cuttlefish tentacle,
dog rose puree,

800
00:48:36,383 --> 00:48:38,918
"geoduck egg, dried white fungus?

801
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:41,788
"Anchovy licorice sauce."

802
00:48:42,122 --> 00:48:45,258
I don't know this recipe,
but it's Gusteau's, so...

803
00:48:45,358 --> 00:48:47,894
Lalo! We have
some veal stomach soaking, yes?

804
00:48:47,994 --> 00:48:49,996
LALO: Yes!
The veal stomach, I get that.

805
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,297
Veal stomach?

806
00:48:58,738 --> 00:48:59,839
Oh!

807
00:48:59,939 --> 00:49:01,700
Okay.

808
00:49:06,946 --> 00:49:08,181
(SNIFFING)

809
00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:11,418
I'll be right back. Where...

810
00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:14,721
Hey, I got to... Hey!

811
00:49:15,550 --> 00:49:19,920
Don't mind me.
I just need to borrow this real quick.

812
00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:21,394
Let's see, over here...

813
00:49:21,494 --> 00:49:22,762
I'll be back.

814
00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:24,998
Thank you.

815
00:49:25,899 --> 00:49:27,367
Excuse me. I'm going to...

816
00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:30,700
Apparently, I need this. I'll be right...

817
00:49:30,203 --> 00:49:31,871
I'm going to pick that up.

818
00:49:31,971 --> 00:49:34,174
I got some of that spice.

819
00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:36,276
Okay.

820
00:49:36,509 --> 00:49:37,644
What are you doing? You're supposed

821
00:49:37,744 --> 00:49:39,450
to be preparing the Gusteau recipe.

822
00:49:39,145 --> 00:49:40,480
(STUTTERING)
This is the recipe.

823
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:42,649
The recipe doesn't call
for white truffle oil!

824
00:49:42,749 --> 00:49:45,285
What else have you...
You are improvising?

825
00:49:45,385 --> 00:49:47,821
This is no time to experiment.
The customer are waiting.

826
00:49:47,921 --> 00:49:50,156
You're right. I should listen to you!

827
00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:52,459
- Stop that!
- Stop what?

828
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:55,128
Freaking me out!
Whatever you are doing, stop it.

829
00:49:55,228 --> 00:49:57,263
- HORST: Where is the special order?
- Coming!

830
00:49:57,364 --> 00:49:59,632
- I thought we were together on this.
- We are together.

831
00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:02,402
- Then what are you doing?
- It's very hard to explain.

832
00:50:02,502 --> 00:50:04,804
- The special?
- Come get it!

833
00:50:06,906 --> 00:50:09,576
Whoa, whoa.
I forgot the anchovy licorice sauce.

834
00:50:10,543 --> 00:50:11,711
(EX CLAIMS)

835
00:50:12,879 --> 00:50:14,114
(GASPING)

836
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:18,985
- Don't you dare.
- I'm not, I'm not. I'm...

837
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,189
Sorry.

838
00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:27,694
Is Linguini's dish done yet?

839
00:50:27,794 --> 00:50:30,830
Ja. It's as bad as we remember.
Just went out.

840
00:50:30,930 --> 00:50:34,534
- Did you taste it?
- Ja, of course, before he changed it.

841
00:50:34,634 --> 00:50:37,437
Good. What? How could he change it?

842
00:50:37,537 --> 00:50:39,639
He changed it
as it was going out the door!

843
00:50:39,739 --> 00:50:40,740
Ow!

844
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:41,808
They love it!

845
00:50:41,908 --> 00:50:44,644
Other diners are already
asking about it, about Linguini.

846
00:50:44,744 --> 00:50:46,513
I have seven more orders!

847
00:50:46,613 --> 00:50:49,249
That's wonderful.

848
00:50:53,953 --> 00:50:55,880
I'd like one of those.

849
00:50:57,624 --> 00:50:59,125
Special order!

850
00:51:02,996 --> 00:51:03,963
What is that?

851
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,367
HORST: Special order! Special order!
Special order!

852
00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:17,143
ALL: To Linguini.

853
00:51:17,243 --> 00:51:19,813
- Congratulations, Mr. Linguini.
- Cheers, ja?

854
00:51:20,313 --> 00:51:22,282
LAROUSSE: Drink now, there's plenty.

855
00:51:26,653 --> 00:51:29,220
Take a break, Little Chef. Get some air.

856
00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:32,920
We really did it tonight.

857
00:51:36,963 --> 00:51:38,298
Dah!

858
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,400
(GRUNTS)

859
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:43,636
(CHUCKLES) Got your toque!

860
00:51:44,637 --> 00:51:46,600
Oh, seriously now.

861
00:51:46,206 --> 00:51:50,844
I'd love to have a little talk with you,
Linguini, in my office.

862
00:51:50,944 --> 00:51:53,613
- Am I in trouble?
- Trouble? No.

863
00:51:53,713 --> 00:51:57,517
A little wine, a friendly chat.
Just us cooks.

864
00:51:57,617 --> 00:51:59,190
(CHUCKLING GRACIOUSLY)

865
00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:02,622
The plongeur won't be coming to you
for advice anymore, eh, Colette?

866
00:52:02,722 --> 00:52:05,458
He's gotten all he needs.

867
00:52:05,558 --> 00:52:06,860
(SNICKERING)

868
00:52:08,228 --> 00:52:11,970
Toasting your success, eh, Linguini?

869
00:52:12,499 --> 00:52:14,340
Good for you.

870
00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:18,138
I just took it to be polite.
I don't really drink, you know.

871
00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:22,342
Of course you don't.
I wouldn't either if I was drinking that.

872
00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:26,646
But you would have to be an idiot
of elephantine proportions

873
00:52:26,746 --> 00:52:30,784
not to appreciate
this '61 Chateau Latour.

874
00:52:30,984 --> 00:52:35,550
And you, Monsieur Linguini,
are no idiot.

875
00:52:35,989 --> 00:52:38,858
Let us toast your non-idiocy.

876
00:52:46,499 --> 00:52:47,801
(SLURPING)

877
00:52:50,837 --> 00:52:52,272
(CLATTERING)

878
00:53:02,682 --> 00:53:04,551
- Remy!
- Emile?

879
00:53:04,918 --> 00:53:06,786
I can't believe it! You're alive!

880
00:53:06,886 --> 00:53:08,455
- You made it!
- I thought I'd never see you guys again!

881
00:53:08,555 --> 00:53:10,490
We figured
you didn't survive the rapids.

882
00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:12,759
And what are you eating?

883
00:53:15,628 --> 00:53:17,397
I don't really know.

884
00:53:17,497 --> 00:53:20,700
I think it was
some sort of wrapper once.

885
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,505
What? No.
You're in Paris now, baby. My town.

886
00:53:25,605 --> 00:53:29,109
No brother of mine eats rejectamenta
in my town.

887
00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,779
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

888
00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,550
(GRUNTING)

889
00:53:38,618 --> 00:53:41,988
Remy! You are stealing?
You told Linguini he could trust you.

890
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,359
- And he can. It's for my brother.
- But the boy could lose his job.

891
00:53:46,459 --> 00:53:49,629
Which means I would, too.
It's under control, okay?

892
00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:54,501
- More wine?
- I shouldn't, but... Okay.

893
00:53:54,868 --> 00:53:58,204
So, where did you train, Linguini?

894
00:53:58,304 --> 00:54:00,607
Train? All right.

895
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:05,345
Surely you don't expect me to believe
this is your first time cooking?

896
00:54:05,445 --> 00:54:06,780
- It's not.
- I knew it!

897
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,617
It's my... Second, third, fourth...
Fifth time.

898
00:54:10,717 --> 00:54:12,318
Monday was my first time.

899
00:54:12,419 --> 00:54:15,188
But I've taken out the garbage
lots of times before that...

900
00:54:15,288 --> 00:54:17,557
Yes, yes. Have some more wine.

901
00:54:17,691 --> 00:54:20,894
Tell me, Linguini, about your interests.

902
00:54:20,994 --> 00:54:23,290
Do you like animals?

903
00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:25,865
(CHUCKLING) What?
Animals? What kind?

904
00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:30,503
The usual, dogs, cats, horses,
guinea pigs,

905
00:54:30,603 --> 00:54:31,771
rats.

906
00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:34,374
I brought you something to...

907
00:54:34,474 --> 00:54:35,442
(SCREAMS)

908
00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:36,576
No, no, no, no!

909
00:54:36,676 --> 00:54:38,345
Spit that out right now!

910
00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:42,415
I have got to teach you about food.
Close your eyes.

911
00:54:42,916 --> 00:54:47,320
Now take a bite of... No! No! No!

912
00:54:47,454 --> 00:54:50,824
- Don't just hork it down!
- Too late.

913
00:54:51,191 --> 00:54:52,459
Here.

914
00:54:52,759 --> 00:54:57,130
Chew it slowly.
Only think about the taste.

915
00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:01,701
- See?
- Not really.

916
00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:05,380
Creamy, salty sweet,
an oaky nuttiness.

917
00:55:05,138 --> 00:55:08,174
- You detect that?
- Oh, I'm detecting nuttiness.

918
00:55:08,274 --> 00:55:11,378
Close your eyes. Now taste this.

919
00:55:11,845 --> 00:55:16,916
Whole different thing, right?
Sweet, crisp, slight tang on the finish.

920
00:55:17,170 --> 00:55:20,620
- Okay.
- Now, try them together.

921
00:55:21,554 --> 00:55:22,722
Okay.

922
00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:26,626
I think I'm getting
a little something there.

923
00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:28,828
- It might be the nuttiness.
- See?

924
00:55:28,962 --> 00:55:30,697
- Could be the tang.
- That's it.

925
00:55:30,797 --> 00:55:32,632
Now, imagine every great taste
in the world

926
00:55:32,732 --> 00:55:34,701
being combined
into infinite combinations.

927
00:55:34,801 --> 00:55:37,871
Tastes that no one has tried yet!
Discoveries to be made!

928
00:55:37,971 --> 00:55:39,339
I think...

929
00:55:40,507 --> 00:55:43,430
- You lost me again.
- (GROANING) Yeah.

930
00:55:43,143 --> 00:55:44,611
But that was interesting.

931
00:55:44,711 --> 00:55:47,480
Most interesting garbage I ever...
Hey! What are we doing?

932
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:48,948
Dad doesn't know you're alive yet!

933
00:55:49,490 --> 00:55:51,351
We've got to go to the colony!
Everyone will be thrilled!

934
00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:53,190
- Yeah! But...
- What?

935
00:55:53,119 --> 00:55:56,560
Thing is, I kind of have to...

936
00:55:56,589 --> 00:55:58,558
What do you "have to"
more than family?

937
00:55:58,692 --> 00:55:59,993
What's more important here?

938
00:56:00,930 --> 00:56:01,695
Well, I...

939
00:56:03,163 --> 00:56:05,165
It wouldn't hurt to visit.

940
00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:07,100
- Have you had a pet rat?
- No.

941
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,690
- Did you work in a lab with rats?
- No.

942
00:56:09,169 --> 00:56:10,637
Perhaps you lived in squalor
at some point?

943
00:56:10,770 --> 00:56:12,372
Nopety nopety no.

944
00:56:12,472 --> 00:56:15,141
You know something about rats!
You know you do!

945
00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:18,578
You know who know do whacka-doo.
Ratta-tatta.

946
00:56:18,678 --> 00:56:21,810
- Hey! Why do they call it that?
- What?

947
00:56:21,181 --> 00:56:25,285
Ratatouille. It's like a stew, right?
Why do they call it that?

948
00:56:25,618 --> 00:56:26,953
If you're going to name a food,

949
00:56:27,530 --> 00:56:29,989
you should give it a name
that sounds delicious.

950
00:56:30,123 --> 00:56:35,362
Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious.
It sounds like "rat" and "patootie."

951
00:56:35,528 --> 00:56:39,699
Rat patootie.
Which does not sound delicious.

952
00:56:41,701 --> 00:56:47,730
Regrettably we are all out of wine.

953
00:56:49,943 --> 00:56:51,911
My son has returned!

954
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,546
(ALL CHEERING)

955
00:57:15,802 --> 00:57:21,408
And finding someone to replace you
for poison checker has been a disaster.

956
00:57:21,508 --> 00:57:25,345
Nothing's been poisoned, thank God,
but it hasn't been easy.

957
00:57:25,545 --> 00:57:29,949
- You didn't make it easy.
- I know. I am sorry, Dad.

958
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:33,586
Well, the important thing
is that you're home.

959
00:57:33,687 --> 00:57:36,756
(STUTTERING) Yeah, well, about that...

960
00:57:36,856 --> 00:57:38,658
You look thin. Why is that?

961
00:57:38,758 --> 00:57:42,228
A shortage of food,
or a surplus of snobbery?

962
00:57:44,931 --> 00:57:47,967
It's tough out there in the big world
all alone, isn't it?

963
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,137
Sure, but it's not like I'm a kid anymore.

964
00:57:51,237 --> 00:57:53,907
- Hey. Hey, boy. What's up?
- I can take care of myself.

965
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:57,844
I've found a nice spot not far away,
so I'll be able to visit often.

966
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,481
Nothing like a cold splash of reality
to make you...

967
00:58:01,581 --> 00:58:04,384
- Visit?
- I will. I promise. Often.

968
00:58:04,484 --> 00:58:09,422
- You're not staying?
- No. It's not a big deal, Dad. I just...

969
00:58:09,522 --> 00:58:12,158
You didn't think
I was going to stay forever, did you?

970
00:58:12,258 --> 00:58:14,494
Eventually,
a bird's got to leave the nest.

971
00:58:14,594 --> 00:58:16,863
We're not birds. We're rats.

972
00:58:16,963 --> 00:58:19,899
We don't leave our nests.
We make them bigger.

973
00:58:19,999 --> 00:58:22,969
- Well, maybe I'm a different kind of rat.
- Maybe you're not a rat at all.

974
00:58:23,103 --> 00:58:24,104
Maybe that's a good thing.

975
00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:26,673
Hey! The band's
really on tonight, huh?

976
00:58:26,773 --> 00:58:29,900
Rats. All we do is take, Dad.

977
00:58:29,109 --> 00:58:31,578
I'm tired of taking.
I want to make things.

978
00:58:31,711 --> 00:58:33,780
I want to add something to this world.

979
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,983
- You're talking like a human.
- Who are not as bad as you say.

980
00:58:37,830 --> 00:58:39,753
- Oh, yeah? What makes you so sure?
- Oh, man.

981
00:58:39,853 --> 00:58:43,556
(HESITANTLY) I've been able to
observe them

982
00:58:43,656 --> 00:58:46,593
at a close-ish sort of range.

983
00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:48,962
- Yeah? How close?
- Close enough.

984
00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:52,699
And they're, you know,
not so bad as you say they are.

985
00:58:54,670 --> 00:58:57,137
Come with me.
I got something I want you to see.

986
00:58:58,738 --> 00:59:01,174
You know, I'm going to stay here.

987
00:59:01,941 --> 00:59:05,412
Make sure the floors and countertops
are clean before you lock up.

988
00:59:05,545 --> 00:59:08,715
Wait. You want me to stay and clean?

989
00:59:08,815 --> 00:59:10,717
Is that a problem?

990
00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:14,521
- No.
- Good boy. See you tomorrow.

991
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,292
(SIGHING)

992
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,229
We're here.

993
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:31,171
(GASPING)

994
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,909
Take a good long look, Remy.

995
00:59:37,544 --> 00:59:38,712
Now, this is what happens

996
00:59:38,812 --> 00:59:42,349
when a rat gets
a little too comfortable around humans.

997
00:59:43,316 --> 00:59:46,753
The world we live in
belongs to the enemy.

998
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:50,156
We must live carefully.

999
00:59:51,591 --> 00:59:54,327
We look out for our own kind, Remy.

1000
00:59:54,828 --> 00:59:58,431
When all is said and done,
we're all we've got.

1001
01:00:03,303 --> 01:00:05,705
- No.
- What?

1002
01:00:06,506 --> 01:00:12,712
No. Dad, I don't believe it.
You're telling me that the future is...

1003
01:00:12,912 --> 01:00:15,882
Can only be more of this?

1004
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:21,287
This is the way things are.
You can't change nature.

1005
01:00:21,488 --> 01:00:26,659
Change is nature, Dad.
The part that we can influence.

1006
01:00:27,930 --> 01:00:30,296
And it starts when we decide.

1007
01:00:30,897 --> 01:00:35,135
- Where you going?
- With luck, forward.

1008
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,393
Hey! Yeah.

1009
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,447
(SNORING)

1010
01:01:25,118 --> 01:01:28,521
(SNORING)

1011
01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:30,924
(VEHICLE ARRIVING)

1012
01:01:40,133 --> 01:01:41,601
(MOANING)

1013
01:01:49,976 --> 01:01:51,211
(LINGUINI MOANS)

1014
01:01:58,485 --> 01:01:59,652
(SLEEPILY) Stop it.

1015
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:08,895
(RATTLING OUTSIDE)

1016
01:02:28,548 --> 01:02:29,783
(DEEP BREATH)

1017
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,255
Good morning.

1018
01:02:36,356 --> 01:02:37,323
(CLEARING THROAT)

1019
01:02:37,457 --> 01:02:38,925
Good morning.

1020
01:02:40,193 --> 01:02:44,497
So, the chef,
he invited you in for a drink?

1021
01:02:44,597 --> 01:02:46,990
That's big.

1022
01:02:46,232 --> 01:02:49,350
That's big. What did he say?

1023
01:02:53,573 --> 01:02:54,541
What?

1024
01:02:55,475 --> 01:02:57,143
What, you can't tell me?

1025
01:02:57,877 --> 01:02:59,112
Oh!

1026
01:02:59,212 --> 01:03:03,917
Forgive me for intruding on your deep,
personal relationship with the chef.

1027
01:03:04,170 --> 01:03:05,385
Oh, I see how it is.

1028
01:03:05,485 --> 01:03:08,121
You get me to teach you
a few kitchen tricks

1029
01:03:08,221 --> 01:03:10,957
to dazzle the boss
and then you blow past me?

1030
01:03:11,570 --> 01:03:12,525
Wake up. Wake up.

1031
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:16,629
I thought you were different.

1032
01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:20,400
I thought you thought I was different.

1033
01:03:20,867 --> 01:03:22,168
I thought...

1034
01:03:22,268 --> 01:03:23,436
(SNORING)

1035
01:03:25,872 --> 01:03:27,374
I didn't have to help you!

1036
01:03:27,507 --> 01:03:30,844
If I looked out only for myself,
I would have let you drown!

1037
01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:32,450
But...

1038
01:03:32,946 --> 01:03:37,550
I wanted you to succeed. I liked you.

1039
01:03:39,519 --> 01:03:40,820
My mistake.

1040
01:03:41,554 --> 01:03:44,858
Colette. Wait, wait. Colette!

1041
01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:47,994
It's over, Little Chef.
I can't do it anymore.

1042
01:03:48,361 --> 01:03:52,650
Colette! Wait, wait!
Don't motorcycle away.

1043
01:03:52,165 --> 01:03:55,502
Look, I'm no good with words.
I'm no good with food either.

1044
01:03:55,602 --> 01:03:57,337
At least not without your help.

1045
01:03:57,437 --> 01:04:00,840
I hate false modesty.
It's just another way to lie.

1046
01:04:01,307 --> 01:04:05,111
- (SIGHS) You have talent.
- No, but I don't! Really! It's not me.

1047
01:04:05,578 --> 01:04:07,313
When I added that extra ingredient

1048
01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:10,250
instead of following the recipe
like you said,

1049
01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:12,552
(CHUCKLING)
That wasn't me either.

1050
01:04:12,652 --> 01:04:15,555
- What do you mean?
- I mean, I wouldn't have done that.

1051
01:04:15,655 --> 01:04:17,457
I would've followed the recipe.

1052
01:04:17,557 --> 01:04:18,925
I would've followed your advice.

1053
01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:20,860
I would've followed your advice
to the ends of the earth.

1054
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,131
- Because I love your advice.
- But...

1055
01:04:25,231 --> 01:04:26,900
But I...

1056
01:04:27,267 --> 01:04:28,568
Don't do it.

1057
01:04:28,668 --> 01:04:31,971
I have a secret. It's sort of disturbing.

1058
01:04:32,238 --> 01:04:33,506
(TITTERING)

1059
01:04:34,341 --> 01:04:37,243
- I have a...
- (STUTTERING) What? You...

1060
01:04:37,344 --> 01:04:41,548
- I have a ra...
- You have a rash?

1061
01:04:41,681 --> 01:04:46,953
No, no, no. I have this...
This tiny little...

1062
01:04:47,153 --> 01:04:48,321
Little...

1063
01:04:49,356 --> 01:04:51,524
(SPEAKING QUICKLY) A tiny chef
who tells me what to do.

1064
01:04:51,624 --> 01:04:53,593
(IN DISBELIEF) A tiny chef?

1065
01:04:53,727 --> 01:04:56,229
Yes. Yes. He's...

1066
01:04:58,980 --> 01:05:01,234
- He's up here.
- In your brain?

1067
01:05:01,801 --> 01:05:02,836
(GRUNTING)

1068
01:05:02,936 --> 01:05:06,706
Why is it so hard to talk to you?
Okay. Here we go.

1069
01:05:07,841 --> 01:05:11,745
You inspire me. I'm going to risk it all.

1070
01:05:11,945 --> 01:05:16,716
I'm going to risk looking like the
biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen.

1071
01:05:16,816 --> 01:05:19,190
You want to know why
I'm such a fast learner?

1072
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:21,121
You want to know why
I'm such a great cook?

1073
01:05:21,254 --> 01:05:23,990
Don't laugh! I'm going to show you!

1074
01:05:34,734 --> 01:05:37,671
(TYPEWRITER CLICKING)

1075
01:05:49,149 --> 01:05:51,651
- What is it, Ambrister?
- Gusteau's.

1076
01:05:51,785 --> 01:05:54,688
- Finally closing, is it?
- No.

1077
01:05:54,788 --> 01:05:57,891
- More financial trouble?
- No, it's...

1078
01:05:57,991 --> 01:06:00,493
Announced a new line
of microwave egg rolls?

1079
01:06:00,627 --> 01:06:02,462
What? What? Spit it out.

1080
01:06:02,562 --> 01:06:05,999
(STUTTERING)
It's come back. It's popular.

1081
01:06:10,303 --> 01:06:13,940
- I haven't reviewed Gusteau's in years.
- No, sir.

1082
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:15,141
My last review condemned it

1083
01:06:15,241 --> 01:06:16,743
- to the tourist trade.
- Yes, sir.

1084
01:06:16,876 --> 01:06:21,810
I said, "Gusteau has finally
found his rightful place in history

1085
01:06:21,181 --> 01:06:24,951
"right alongside
another equally famous chef,

1086
01:06:25,510 --> 01:06:26,820
(IN DISGUST) "Monsieur Boyardee."

1087
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:27,887
Touche.

1088
01:06:28,210 --> 01:06:31,391
That is where I left it.
That was my last word.

1089
01:06:31,558 --> 01:06:34,527
- The last word.
- Yes.

1090
01:06:34,627 --> 01:06:36,930
Then tell me, Ambrister,

1091
01:06:37,864 --> 01:06:41,801
how could it be popular?

1092
01:06:42,736 --> 01:06:47,307
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1093
01:06:47,407 --> 01:06:50,543
The DNA matches, the timing works,
everything checks out.

1094
01:06:50,643 --> 01:06:51,878
He is Gusteau's son.

1095
01:06:51,978 --> 01:06:55,882
This can't just happen!
The whole thing is a setup!

1096
01:06:55,982 --> 01:06:57,317
The boy knows!

1097
01:06:57,417 --> 01:07:00,387
Look at him out there,
pretending to be an idiot.

1098
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:04,924
He's toying with my mind
like a cat with a ball of... Something.

1099
01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:07,460
- String?
- Yes! Playing dumb.

1100
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:09,629
- Taunting me with that rat.
- Rat?

1101
01:07:09,729 --> 01:07:11,431
Yes. He's consorting with it.

1102
01:07:11,531 --> 01:07:14,340
Deliberately trying to make me think
it's important.

1103
01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:16,636
- The rat.
- Exactly!

1104
01:07:17,971 --> 01:07:20,573
Is the rat important?

1105
01:07:20,807 --> 01:07:24,440
Of course not!
He just wants me to think that it is.

1106
01:07:24,144 --> 01:07:26,413
Oh, I see the theatricality of it.

1107
01:07:26,513 --> 01:07:29,182
A rat appears on the boy's first night,
I order him to kill it.

1108
01:07:29,282 --> 01:07:31,785
And now he wants me
to see it everywhere.

1109
01:07:31,918 --> 01:07:33,753
(EX CITEDLY) Ooh!

1110
01:07:33,853 --> 01:07:35,922
It's here! No, it isn't, it's here!

1111
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:39,259
Am I seeing things, am I crazy?
Is there a phantom rat or is there not?

1112
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:40,460
But, oh, no!

1113
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:44,764
I refuse to be sucked into
his little game of...

1114
01:07:47,967 --> 01:07:53,440
Should I be concerned about this?
About you?

1115
01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:00,547
(SIGHING)

1116
01:08:00,647 --> 01:08:01,614
Huh?

1117
01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:15,295
I can't fire him. He's getting attention.

1118
01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:17,764
If I fire him now,
everyone will wonder why.

1119
01:08:17,864 --> 01:08:20,333
And the last thing I want
is people looking into this.

1120
01:08:20,433 --> 01:08:22,680
What are you so worried about?

1121
01:08:22,168 --> 01:08:23,403
Isn't it good to have the press?

1122
01:08:23,503 --> 01:08:26,139
Isn't it good to have Gusteau's name
getting headlines?

1123
01:08:26,239 --> 01:08:28,641
Not if they're over his face!

1124
01:08:29,175 --> 01:08:32,846
Gusteau's already has a face,
and it's fat and lovable and familiar.

1125
01:08:32,946 --> 01:08:37,884
And it sells burritos!
Millions and millions of burritos!

1126
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,986
The deadline passes in three days.

1127
01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:43,230
Then you can fire him
whenever he ceases to be valuable

1128
01:08:43,123 --> 01:08:45,258
and no one will ever know.

1129
01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:48,228
I was worried
about the hair sample you gave me.

1130
01:08:48,328 --> 01:08:50,764
- I had to send them back to the lab.
- Why?

1131
01:08:50,864 --> 01:08:55,402
Because the first time it came back
identified as rodent hair.

1132
01:09:01,107 --> 01:09:02,342
- No, no, no.
- LINGUINl: What?

1133
01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,744
Try this. It's better.

1134
01:09:11,851 --> 01:09:13,286
(GRUNTING)

1135
01:09:15,355 --> 01:09:16,856
(SIGHING)

1136
01:09:18,825 --> 01:09:20,960
Well, because you...

1137
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:22,996
Whoa!

1138
01:09:23,129 --> 01:09:24,531
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1139
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:33,673
(LINGUINI LAUGHING)

1140
01:09:36,910 --> 01:09:38,144
(GASPING)

1141
01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:45,850
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

1142
01:09:45,218 --> 01:09:46,186
Rat!

1143
01:09:46,286 --> 01:09:47,754
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1144
01:09:52,726 --> 01:09:54,961
WOMAN: Disgusting little creatures.

1145
01:10:04,838 --> 01:10:07,774
REMY: I was reminded
how fragile it all was.

1146
01:10:08,675 --> 01:10:10,810
How the world really saw me.

1147
01:10:12,345 --> 01:10:15,582
And it just kept getting better.

1148
01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:16,316
EMILE: Remy!

1149
01:10:16,316 --> 01:10:17,250
EMILE: Remy!

1150
01:10:17,350 --> 01:10:18,618
Psst! Psst!

1151
01:10:20,787 --> 01:10:23,189
Hey, hey, hey, little brother!

1152
01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:26,926
We were afraid you weren't going to,
you know, show up.

1153
01:10:27,127 --> 01:10:30,930
- Hey, Remy! How you doing?
- You told them?

1154
01:10:31,310 --> 01:10:33,900
Emile,
that's exactly what I said not to do!

1155
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,769
But you know these guys.
They're my friends.

1156
01:10:35,869 --> 01:10:36,970
I didn't think you meant them.

1157
01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:39,172
(GROANING) Look, I'm sorry.

1158
01:10:39,272 --> 01:10:41,741
Don't tell me you're sorry,
tell them you're sorry.

1159
01:10:41,841 --> 01:10:46,379
- Is there a problem over here?
- No, there is not.

1160
01:10:46,513 --> 01:10:47,814
Wait here.

1161
01:10:53,687 --> 01:10:54,954
It's locked?

1162
01:10:56,389 --> 01:10:57,357
Hmm...

1163
01:11:01,995 --> 01:11:03,797
Remy, what are you doing in here?

1164
01:11:03,897 --> 01:11:06,700
Okay. Emile shows up with...

1165
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:10,737
Okay, I said not to. I told him...
He goes and blabs to...

1166
01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:12,972
Yeah, it's a disaster.

1167
01:11:13,106 --> 01:11:16,743
Anyway, they're hungry, the food safe
is locked and I need the key.

1168
01:11:16,843 --> 01:11:20,747
- They want you to steal food?
- Yes. No! It's...

1169
01:11:20,747 --> 01:11:21,470
- They want you to steal food?
- Yes. No! It's...

1170
01:11:21,147 --> 01:11:24,951
It's complicated. It's family.
They don't have your ideals.

1171
01:11:25,510 --> 01:11:27,687
(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Ideals?
If Chef Fancy Pants had any ideals,

1172
01:11:27,787 --> 01:11:29,823
you think I'd be hawking barbecue
over here?

1173
01:11:29,956 --> 01:11:30,990
(IN MEXICAN ACCENT)
Or microwave burritos?

1174
01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:33,159
Or, Tooth, I say,
Tooth Pick'n Chicken?

1175
01:11:33,293 --> 01:11:35,610
About as French as a corn dog!

1176
01:11:35,261 --> 01:11:36,262
(BARKING) Coming soon!

1177
01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:38,298
We're inventing new ways
to sell out over here.

1178
01:11:38,398 --> 01:11:39,999
(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT)
Will ye be wanting some haggis bites?

1179
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:41,768
I cannot control
how they use my image, Remy.

1180
01:11:41,868 --> 01:11:44,270
- I am dead!
- Can you guys shut up?

1181
01:11:45,338 --> 01:11:49,376
I've got to think! Word's getting out.
If I can't keep them quiet,

1182
01:11:49,509 --> 01:11:52,779
the entire clan's gonna be after me
with their mouths open and...

1183
01:11:52,879 --> 01:11:53,880
Here it is.

1184
01:11:54,347 --> 01:11:56,649
Hey. Your will!

1185
01:11:56,750 --> 01:12:01,388
- Oh, this is interesting. Mind if I...
- Not at all.

1186
01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:05,425
Linguini?

1187
01:12:06,259 --> 01:12:08,995
Why would Linguini be filed
with your will?

1188
01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:10,930
This used to be my office.

1189
01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:35,689
He's your son?

1190
01:12:35,789 --> 01:12:38,658
- I have a son?
- How could you not know this?

1191
01:12:38,758 --> 01:12:42,729
I am a figment of your imagination.
You did not know, how could I?

1192
01:12:42,862 --> 01:12:43,663
Well, your son is the rightful owner
of this restaurant!

1193
01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:46,566
Well, your son is the rightful owner
of this restaurant!

1194
01:12:46,866 --> 01:12:47,834
(GASPING)

1195
01:12:47,967 --> 01:12:49,636
No! No! The rat!

1196
01:12:50,103 --> 01:12:51,304
(GROANING)

1197
01:12:53,173 --> 01:12:54,541
(SCREAMING)

1198
01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:58,511
- Sorry, chef.
- The rat! It's stolen my documents!

1199
01:12:58,611 --> 01:13:00,980
- It's getting away!
- LALO: Hey, Mr. Chef!

1200
01:13:12,425 --> 01:13:13,693
(HORN BLARING)

1201
01:13:23,436 --> 01:13:24,704
(SCREAMING)

1202
01:13:51,664 --> 01:13:52,932
(GRUNTS)

1203
01:14:16,489 --> 01:14:17,657
(SCREAMING)

1204
01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:27,734
(GROANS)

1205
01:14:34,174 --> 01:14:35,175
(LAUGHING)

1206
01:14:35,308 --> 01:14:36,876
(GASPS) You!

1207
01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:41,681
- Get out of my office.
- He's not in your office. You are in his.

1208
01:14:44,918 --> 01:14:46,886
Bottoms up, Linguini!

1209
01:14:46,986 --> 01:14:49,389
(LE FES TIN PLAYING)

1210
01:14:49,489 --> 01:14:50,757
HORST: Cheers, ja.

1211
01:14:58,498 --> 01:15:00,433
(ALL CHUCKLING)

1212
01:15:06,139 --> 01:15:07,440
(GRUMBLING)

1213
01:15:43,743 --> 01:15:45,145
(HORST EX CLAIMING
ANGRILY)

1214
01:15:57,991 --> 01:16:00,293
REPORTER 1: Chef! Chef!
REPORTER 2: Chef Linguini!

1215
01:16:00,393 --> 01:16:01,361
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

1216
01:16:01,494 --> 01:16:04,531
Your rise has been meteoric,
yet you have no formal training.

1217
01:16:04,664 --> 01:16:06,990
What is the secret to your genius?

1218
01:16:06,199 --> 01:16:09,803
LINGUINl: Secret? You want the truth?

1219
01:16:10,470 --> 01:16:15,909
(HESITANTLY) I am Gusteau's son.
It's in my blood I guess.

1220
01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:18,378
FEMALE REPORTER: But you weren't
aware of that fact until very recently.

1221
01:16:18,478 --> 01:16:19,446
No.

1222
01:16:19,546 --> 01:16:22,315
MALE REPORTER: And it resulted in
your taking ownership of this restaurant.

1223
01:16:22,415 --> 01:16:23,883
How did you find out?

1224
01:16:24,170 --> 01:16:27,287
Well, some part of me just knew.

1225
01:16:27,821 --> 01:16:29,155
The Gusteau part?

1226
01:16:30,557 --> 01:16:35,195
- Where do you get your inspiration?
- Inspiration has many names.

1227
01:16:35,395 --> 01:16:38,310
- Mine is named Colette.
- What?

1228
01:16:38,331 --> 01:16:39,532
(REMY SQUEAKING)

1229
01:16:39,632 --> 01:16:41,668
Something's stuck in my teeth.

1230
01:16:41,935 --> 01:16:43,136
(RINGING)

1231
01:16:45,205 --> 01:16:46,506
Health Inspector.

1232
01:16:46,606 --> 01:16:49,242
I wish to report a rat infestation.

1233
01:16:49,442 --> 01:16:50,543
It's taken over my...

1234
01:16:50,643 --> 01:16:53,130
(STAMMERING) Gusteau's restaurant.

1235
01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:54,147
Gusteau's, eh?

1236
01:16:54,314 --> 01:16:58,485
I can drop by. Let's see.
First opening is three months.

1237
01:16:58,585 --> 01:17:00,687
It must happen now!
It's a gourmet restaurant!

1238
01:17:00,787 --> 01:17:03,656
Monsieur, I have the information.
If someone cancels, I'll slot you in.

1239
01:17:03,757 --> 01:17:05,825
(STAMMERING) But the rat!
You must...

1240
01:17:05,959 --> 01:17:07,427
(DIAL TONE DRONING)

1241
01:17:07,527 --> 01:17:09,429
It stole my documents.

1242
01:17:10,630 --> 01:17:12,165
It's past opening time.

1243
01:17:12,298 --> 01:17:14,734
(GROANING) He should have
finished an hour ago.

1244
01:17:15,335 --> 01:17:16,536
(LAUGHING)

1245
01:17:16,636 --> 01:17:18,872
Bonjour, ma cherie.
Join us.

1246
01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:21,107
We were just talking
about my inspiration.

1247
01:17:21,307 --> 01:17:23,610
Yes, he calls it his tiny chef.

1248
01:17:23,710 --> 01:17:24,744
(SQUEAKING)

1249
01:17:24,878 --> 01:17:27,280
Not that, dearest. I meant you.

1250
01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:28,615
(DOOR OPENING)

1251
01:17:28,715 --> 01:17:29,816
(REPORTERS GASPING)

1252
01:17:29,916 --> 01:17:31,651
- It's him.
- Ego?

1253
01:17:31,751 --> 01:17:32,719
Anton Ego!

1254
01:17:32,919 --> 01:17:34,187
REPORTER: Is that Ego?

1255
01:17:34,954 --> 01:17:36,389
I can't believe it.

1256
01:17:36,556 --> 01:17:39,826
- You are Monsieur Linguini?
- Hello.

1257
01:17:39,926 --> 01:17:44,397
Pardon me for interrupting
your premature celebration,

1258
01:17:44,531 --> 01:17:48,234
but I thought it only fair
to give you a sporting chance

1259
01:17:48,334 --> 01:17:50,503
as you are new to this game.

1260
01:17:51,771 --> 01:17:53,390
- Game?
- Yes.

1261
01:17:53,139 --> 01:17:56,176
And you've been playing
without an opponent.

1262
01:17:56,309 --> 01:18:01,448
Which is, as you may have guessed,
against the rules.

1263
01:18:01,648 --> 01:18:03,717
You're Anton Ego.

1264
01:18:03,850 --> 01:18:05,185
(CHUCKLING)

1265
01:18:05,285 --> 01:18:08,188
You're slow
for someone in the fast lane.

1266
01:18:08,288 --> 01:18:09,689
(PEOPLE GASPING)

1267
01:18:09,789 --> 01:18:12,759
And you're thin
for someone who likes food.

1268
01:18:12,859 --> 01:18:14,327
(ALL GASPING IN SHOCK)

1269
01:18:16,363 --> 01:18:20,367
I don't like food. I love it.

1270
01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:25,710
If I don't love it, I don't swallow.

1271
01:18:25,171 --> 01:18:26,339
(GULPING)

1272
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:30,377
I will return tomorrow night
with high expectations.

1273
01:18:30,844 --> 01:18:33,646
Pray you don't disappoint me.

1274
01:18:35,982 --> 01:18:37,717
(REPORTERS MURMURING)

1275
01:18:40,954 --> 01:18:44,391
Listen, we hate to be rude,
but we're French, and it's dinnertime.

1276
01:18:44,491 --> 01:18:47,627
She meant to say,
"It's dinnertime and we're French."

1277
01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:51,310
Don't give me that look.

1278
01:18:51,164 --> 01:18:53,333
You were distracting me
in front of the press.

1279
01:18:53,433 --> 01:18:57,871
How am I supposed to concentrate with
you yanking on my hair all the time?

1280
01:18:57,971 --> 01:18:59,239
And that's another thing.

1281
01:18:59,339 --> 01:19:02,242
Your opinion isn't the only one
that matters here.

1282
01:19:02,342 --> 01:19:04,944
Colette knows how to cook, too,
you know.

1283
01:19:05,450 --> 01:19:06,513
All right, that's it!

1284
01:19:10,650 --> 01:19:12,385
You take a break, Little Chef.

1285
01:19:12,485 --> 01:19:13,720
I'm not your puppet,

1286
01:19:13,820 --> 01:19:16,923
and you're not
my puppet-controlling guy!

1287
01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:18,825
(GASPS) The rat is the cook.

1288
01:19:18,925 --> 01:19:19,559
You cool off and get your mind right,
Little Chef.

1289
01:19:19,559 --> 01:19:21,828
You cool off and get your mind right,
Little Chef.

1290
01:19:21,928 --> 01:19:24,898
Ego is coming, and I need to focus!

1291
01:19:26,766 --> 01:19:27,901
(GRUNTING)

1292
01:19:28,100 --> 01:19:29,369
You stupid...

1293
01:19:29,469 --> 01:19:31,805
(GRUMBLING ANGRILY)

1294
01:19:31,905 --> 01:19:35,141
Wow. I have never seen that before.

1295
01:19:35,241 --> 01:19:38,545
Yeah, it's like you're his fluffy bunny
or something.

1296
01:19:38,645 --> 01:19:39,946
(RATS LAUGHING)

1297
01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:41,514
EMILE: I'm sorry, Remy.

1298
01:19:41,648 --> 01:19:42,615
I know there are too many guys.

1299
01:19:42,749 --> 01:19:43,717
- I tried to limit...
- You know what?

1300
01:19:43,817 --> 01:19:45,652
It's okay. I've been selfish.

1301
01:19:45,752 --> 01:19:47,754
- You guys hungry?
- Are you kidding?

1302
01:19:47,887 --> 01:19:50,857
All right. Dinner's on me.
We'll go after closing time.

1303
01:19:50,957 --> 01:19:52,125
- In fact...
- Yeah.

1304
01:19:52,225 --> 01:19:54,594
...tell Dad to bring the whole clan.

1305
01:19:56,229 --> 01:19:57,731
Little Chef?

1306
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:11,978
This is great, Son.
An inside job. I see the appeal.

1307
01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:13,446
(SHUSHING)

1308
01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:20,620
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1309
01:20:31,631 --> 01:20:32,665
Oof!

1310
01:20:32,799 --> 01:20:33,833
(BECKONS)

1311
01:20:42,409 --> 01:20:43,910
(KE YS JINGLING)

1312
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,245
(ALL GASP)

1313
01:20:48,915 --> 01:20:50,316
Little Chef?

1314
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:52,352
Little Chef?

1315
01:20:53,860 --> 01:20:54,654
Hey, Little Chef.

1316
01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:58,580
I thought you went back
to the apartment.

1317
01:20:58,291 --> 01:21:02,429
Then when you weren't there,
I don't know...

1318
01:21:02,762 --> 01:21:06,766
It didn't seem right to leave things
the way that we did, so...

1319
01:21:07,834 --> 01:21:09,736
Look, I don't want to fight.

1320
01:21:09,936 --> 01:21:12,572
I've been under a lot of, you know,
pressure.

1321
01:21:12,772 --> 01:21:16,109
A lot has changed
in not very much time, you know?

1322
01:21:16,209 --> 01:21:17,477
I'm suddenly a Gusteau.

1323
01:21:17,577 --> 01:21:19,479
And I got to be a Gusteau or, you know,

1324
01:21:20,747 --> 01:21:22,282
people will be disappointed.

1325
01:21:22,716 --> 01:21:24,284
It's weird.

1326
01:21:24,417 --> 01:21:27,354
You know, I've never
disappointed anyone before,

1327
01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:30,256
because nobody's
ever expected anything of me.

1328
01:21:30,357 --> 01:21:33,126
And the only reason
anyone expects anything from me now

1329
01:21:33,226 --> 01:21:35,395
is because of you.

1330
01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:38,732
I haven't been fair to you.

1331
01:21:38,832 --> 01:21:42,268
You've never failed me,
and I should never forget that.

1332
01:21:42,502 --> 01:21:44,204
You've been a good friend.

1333
01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:47,407
The most honorable friend
a guy could ever ask...

1334
01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:48,641
(GROANS)

1335
01:21:49,376 --> 01:21:50,677
What is this?

1336
01:21:51,144 --> 01:21:52,846
What's going on?

1337
01:21:55,281 --> 01:21:56,249
What...

1338
01:21:56,383 --> 01:21:57,350
Hey...

1339
01:21:57,951 --> 01:21:59,252
(STUTTERING) You're...

1340
01:21:59,352 --> 01:22:02,389
You're stealing food? How could you?

1341
01:22:02,522 --> 01:22:05,658
I thought you were my friend!
I trusted you!

1342
01:22:05,859 --> 01:22:08,940
Get out! You and all your rat buddies!

1343
01:22:08,194 --> 01:22:09,596
And don't come back

1344
01:22:09,696 --> 01:22:13,133
or I'll treat you the way restaurants
are supposed to treat pests!

1345
01:22:21,274 --> 01:22:24,544
You're right, Dad. Who am I kidding?

1346
01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:28,481
We are what we are, and we're rats.

1347
01:22:29,949 --> 01:22:33,753
Well, he'll leave soon,
and now you know how to get in.

1348
01:22:34,220 --> 01:22:35,622
Steal all you want.

1349
01:22:35,722 --> 01:22:38,658
- You're not coming?
- I've lost my appetite.

1350
01:22:53,239 --> 01:22:55,709
Do you know
what you would like this evening, sir?

1351
01:22:55,809 --> 01:23:00,613
Yes,
I'd like your heart roasted on a spit.

1352
01:23:00,914 --> 01:23:02,482
(ANTON SNICKERING)

1353
01:23:02,615 --> 01:23:03,650
(AN TON SNICKERIN G)

1354
01:23:03,783 --> 01:23:04,751
(EX CLAIMS)

1355
01:23:04,851 --> 01:23:05,852
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1356
01:23:05,985 --> 01:23:07,520
Come in!

1357
01:23:07,754 --> 01:23:10,957
Today's the big day.
You should say something to them.

1358
01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:14,928
- Like what?
- You are the boss. Inspire them.

1359
01:23:18,264 --> 01:23:19,733
(MEEKLY) Attention.

1360
01:23:19,866 --> 01:23:22,635
(MORE CONFIDENTLY)
Attention, everyone.

1361
01:23:22,802 --> 01:23:25,380
Tonight is a big night.

1362
01:23:25,238 --> 01:23:29,109
Appetite is coming,
and he's going to have a big ego.

1363
01:23:29,309 --> 01:23:33,246
I mean, Ego. He's coming. The critic.

1364
01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:36,950
And he's going to order something.

1365
01:23:37,550 --> 01:23:39,552
Something from our menu.

1366
01:23:40,286 --> 01:23:44,391
And we'll have to cook it,
unless he orders something cold.

1367
01:23:44,491 --> 01:23:46,359
EMILE: Just can't leave it alone,
can you?

1368
01:23:46,459 --> 01:23:50,960
You really shouldn't be here
during restaurant hours. It's not safe.

1369
01:23:50,196 --> 01:23:51,431
I'm hungry!

1370
01:23:51,531 --> 01:23:54,167
And I don't need the inside food
to be happy.

1371
01:23:54,267 --> 01:23:57,303
The key, my friend, is to not be picky.

1372
01:23:57,704 --> 01:23:59,739
- Observe.
- No, wait!

1373
01:24:01,408 --> 01:24:05,278
- Oh, no! No, no! What do we do?
- (STUTTERING) I'll go get Dad.

1374
01:24:05,478 --> 01:24:07,747
(SNICKERING)

1375
01:24:07,847 --> 01:24:14,120
You might think you are a chef
but you are still only a rat.

1376
01:24:14,521 --> 01:24:17,757
Sure he took away a star
last time he reviewed this place.

1377
01:24:17,857 --> 01:24:20,260
Sure it probably killed... Dad.

1378
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:24,330
- This is very bad juju right here.
- But I'll tell you one thing...

1379
01:24:24,431 --> 01:24:27,167
- Ego is here.
- Ego? He is here?

1380
01:24:29,169 --> 01:24:33,340
Anton Ego is just another customer.
Let's cook!

1381
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,308
Yeah! Let's...

1382
01:24:35,742 --> 01:24:36,943
Okay.

1383
01:24:38,411 --> 01:24:41,281
So I have in mind
a simple arrangement.

1384
01:24:41,481 --> 01:24:45,518
You will create for me a new line
of Chef Skinner frozen foods.

1385
01:24:45,652 --> 01:24:49,422
And I, in return, will not kill you.

1386
01:24:49,989 --> 01:24:51,491
(SNICKERING)

1387
01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:56,363
Au revoir, rat!

1388
01:24:58,765 --> 01:24:59,933
(SIGHS)

1389
01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:06,239
Do you know
what you would like this evening, sir?

1390
01:25:06,339 --> 01:25:07,841
Yes, I think I do.

1391
01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:12,512
After reading a lot of overheated
puffery about your new cook,

1392
01:25:12,612 --> 01:25:14,647
you know what I'm craving?

1393
01:25:15,749 --> 01:25:19,190
A little perspective.

1394
01:25:19,219 --> 01:25:24,290
That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear,
well seasoned perspective.

1395
01:25:24,391 --> 01:25:27,193
Can you suggest
a good wine to go with that?

1396
01:25:27,293 --> 01:25:32,198
- With what, sir?
- Perspective. Fresh out, I take it?

1397
01:25:32,298 --> 01:25:33,466
I am...

1398
01:25:34,601 --> 01:25:37,370
Very well.
Since you're all out of perspective

1399
01:25:37,470 --> 01:25:40,840
and no one else
seems to have it in this bloody town,

1400
01:25:40,940 --> 01:25:42,442
I'll make you a deal.

1401
01:25:42,575 --> 01:25:46,680
You provide the food,
I'll provide the perspective.

1402
01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:50,784
Which would go nicely
with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947.

1403
01:25:50,917 --> 01:25:52,719
I'm afraid I...

1404
01:25:54,421 --> 01:25:56,790
Your dinner selection?

1405
01:25:57,490 --> 01:26:02,262
Tell your Chef Linguini that I want
whatever he dares to serve me.

1406
01:26:02,362 --> 01:26:05,799
Tell him to hit me with his best shot.

1407
01:26:09,569 --> 01:26:12,472
I will have whatever he is having.

1408
01:26:19,312 --> 01:26:22,782
- So, we have given up.
- Why do you say that?

1409
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:26,190
We are in a cage inside the car trunk

1410
01:26:26,252 --> 01:26:29,155
awaiting a future
in frozen food products.

1411
01:26:29,356 --> 01:26:33,126
No, I'm the one in a cage. I've given up.

1412
01:26:33,460 --> 01:26:35,829
You are free.

1413
01:26:36,290 --> 01:26:39,432
I am only as free
as you imagine me to be.

1414
01:26:39,532 --> 01:26:40,767
As you are.

1415
01:26:40,867 --> 01:26:45,505
Oh, please. I'm sick of pretending.
I pretend to be a rat for my father.

1416
01:26:45,605 --> 01:26:48,800
I pretend to be a human
through Linguini.

1417
01:26:48,108 --> 01:26:50,844
I pretend you exist
so I have someone to talk to!

1418
01:26:50,944 --> 01:26:52,912
You only tell me stuff I already know!

1419
01:26:53,130 --> 01:26:55,982
I know who I am!
Why do I need you to tell me?

1420
01:26:56,116 --> 01:26:58,840
Why do I need to pretend?

1421
01:26:58,184 --> 01:26:59,486
(CHUCKLING)

1422
01:27:00,186 --> 01:27:01,821
But you don't, Remy.

1423
01:27:02,622 --> 01:27:04,257
You never did.

1424
01:27:10,697 --> 01:27:12,980
(CRASHING)

1425
01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:15,201
No. My other left!

1426
01:27:15,402 --> 01:27:17,203
REMY: (MUFFLED)
Dad? Dad, I'm in here!

1427
01:27:17,404 --> 01:27:19,706
I'm inside the trunk! What the...

1428
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:20,974
Dad!

1429
01:27:21,641 --> 01:27:24,144
- Hey, little brother!
- Emile!

1430
01:27:27,714 --> 01:27:29,749
I love you guys!

1431
01:27:31,851 --> 01:27:32,886
Where are you going?

1432
01:27:33,190 --> 01:27:35,522
Back to the restaurant.
They'll fail without me.

1433
01:27:35,655 --> 01:27:39,192
- Why do you care?
- Because I'm a cook!

1434
01:27:41,594 --> 01:27:43,960
(STAFF CLAMORING)

1435
01:27:46,933 --> 01:27:48,735
It's your recipe.

1436
01:27:48,835 --> 01:27:50,870
How can you not know
your own recipe?

1437
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,940
I didn't write it down. It just came to me.

1438
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,110
Then make it come to you again, ja?
Because we can't serve this!

1439
01:27:57,243 --> 01:27:58,211
Where's my order?

1440
01:27:58,311 --> 01:28:00,680
Can't we serve something else?
Something I didn't invent?

1441
01:28:00,780 --> 01:28:01,815
This is what they're ordering.

1442
01:28:01,948 --> 01:28:04,284
Make them order something else.
Tell them we're all out.

1443
01:28:04,384 --> 01:28:06,860
We cannot be all out. We just opened.

1444
01:28:06,186 --> 01:28:09,155
I have another idea.
What if we serve them what they order!

1445
01:28:09,289 --> 01:28:11,424
We will make it.
Just tell us what you did.

1446
01:28:11,524 --> 01:28:12,892
I don't know what I did.

1447
01:28:12,992 --> 01:28:14,728
We need to tell
the customers something.

1448
01:28:14,828 --> 01:28:16,730
Then tell them... Tell them...

1449
01:28:16,830 --> 01:28:18,465
(SCREAMING)

1450
01:28:20,767 --> 01:28:22,350
Huh?

1451
01:28:22,836 --> 01:28:25,171
- Don't do it.
- Remy. Remy.

1452
01:28:25,271 --> 01:28:27,273
EMILE: Don't! Stop!
They'll see you. Stop.

1453
01:28:27,407 --> 01:28:31,411
We're not talking about me.
We're talking about what to do right...

1454
01:28:31,845 --> 01:28:32,812
Rats!

1455
01:28:34,581 --> 01:28:36,116
- Remy!
- Get my knife.

1456
01:28:36,616 --> 01:28:38,251
Don't touch him!

1457
01:28:40,553 --> 01:28:42,922
(WHISPERING)
Thanks for coming back, Little Chef.

1458
01:28:44,224 --> 01:28:46,526
I know this sounds insane, but...

1459
01:28:46,626 --> 01:28:49,162
Well,
the truth sounds insane sometimes.

1460
01:28:49,295 --> 01:28:51,970
But that doesn't mean it's not

1461
01:28:51,197 --> 01:28:53,400
(STAMMERING) the truth.

1462
01:28:54,100 --> 01:28:58,338
And the truth is, I have no talent at all.

1463
01:28:59,105 --> 01:29:03,900
But this rat,
he's the one behind these recipes.

1464
01:29:03,109 --> 01:29:08,214
He's the cook. The real cook.
He's been hiding under my toque.

1465
01:29:08,548 --> 01:29:10,483
He's been controlling my actions.

1466
01:29:10,583 --> 01:29:11,851
(ALL GASPING)

1467
01:29:12,552 --> 01:29:16,890
He's the reason I can cook the food
that's exciting everyone.

1468
01:29:16,322 --> 01:29:19,392
The reason Ego is outside that door.

1469
01:29:19,659 --> 01:29:22,462
You've been giving me credit
for his gift.

1470
01:29:22,729 --> 01:29:24,297
I know it's a hard thing to believe.

1471
01:29:24,431 --> 01:29:27,400
But, hey, you believed I could cook,
right?

1472
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:28,802
(CHUCKLES)

1473
01:29:29,135 --> 01:29:33,306
Look, this works.
It's crazy, but it works.

1474
01:29:33,773 --> 01:29:36,242
We can be
the greatest restaurant in Paris,

1475
01:29:36,343 --> 01:29:41,781
and this rat, this brilliant Little Chef,
can lead us there.

1476
01:29:42,515 --> 01:29:44,918
What do you say? You with me?

1477
01:30:19,419 --> 01:30:20,653
(SIGHS)

1478
01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:30,930
(MOTORC YCLE STARTING)

1479
01:30:31,310 --> 01:30:32,365
(GROANS)

1480
01:30:57,390 --> 01:30:58,458
(HORN BLARING)

1481
01:30:58,591 --> 01:31:00,260
(TIRES SKIDDING)

1482
01:31:15,775 --> 01:31:18,745
(HORNS HONKING)

1483
01:31:24,784 --> 01:31:25,952
(SIGHS)

1484
01:31:32,892 --> 01:31:33,860
Dad.

1485
01:31:37,964 --> 01:31:40,934
Dad, I don't know what to say.

1486
01:31:41,134 --> 01:31:45,138
I was wrong about your friend
and about you.

1487
01:31:45,572 --> 01:31:49,442
I don't want you to think
I'm choosing this over family.

1488
01:31:49,642 --> 01:31:52,412
I can't choose
between two halves of myself.

1489
01:31:52,512 --> 01:31:56,349
I'm not talking about cooking.
I'm talking about guts.

1490
01:31:57,500 --> 01:31:59,452
This really means that much to you?

1491
01:32:03,890 --> 01:32:04,391
(WHISTLES)

1492
01:32:04,491 --> 01:32:06,590
(ALL CHATTERING)

1493
01:32:07,460 --> 01:32:10,430
We're not cooks, but we are family.

1494
01:32:10,630 --> 01:32:13,600
You tell us what to do,
and we'll get it done.

1495
01:32:21,608 --> 01:32:25,245
- Stop that health inspector!
- Delta Team, go, go, go, go!

1496
01:32:25,445 --> 01:32:27,580
The rest of you stay and help Remy.

1497
01:32:29,816 --> 01:32:31,785
(ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRRING)

1498
01:32:38,992 --> 01:32:40,226
(ENGINE STARTS)

1499
01:32:50,704 --> 01:32:52,539
Team three will be handling fish.
Team four, roasted items.

1500
01:32:52,539 --> 01:32:54,174
Team three will be handling fish.
Team four, roasted items.

1501
01:32:54,374 --> 01:32:59,813
Team five, grill. Team six, sauces.
Get to your stations. Let's go, go, go!

1502
01:33:00,113 --> 01:33:02,582
Those handling food
will walk on two legs.

1503
01:33:12,325 --> 01:33:14,294
We need someone to wait tables.

1504
01:33:29,576 --> 01:33:32,579
I'm sorry for any delay,
but we're a little short tonight.

1505
01:33:32,712 --> 01:33:34,981
Please, take all of the time you need.

1506
01:33:38,151 --> 01:33:40,720
He came in late one more time
and all of a sudden he...

1507
01:33:45,580 --> 01:33:47,394
REMY: Make sure that steak
is nice and tenderized.

1508
01:33:47,494 --> 01:33:49,829
Work it. Yeah. Stick and move.
Stick and move.

1509
01:33:49,929 --> 01:33:53,433
Easy with that sole meuniere.
Less salt. More butter.

1510
01:33:53,666 --> 01:33:55,568
Only use the mimolette cheese.

1511
01:33:55,702 --> 01:33:59,339
Whoa! Compose the salad
like you were painting a picture.

1512
01:33:59,539 --> 01:34:02,175
Not too much vinaigrette
on that salade composee.

1513
01:34:02,275 --> 01:34:05,345
Don't let that beurre blanc separate.
Keep whisking.

1514
01:34:05,545 --> 01:34:09,716
Gently poach the scallops.
Taste check. Spoons down.

1515
01:34:09,916 --> 01:34:12,252
Good. Too much salt. Good.

1516
01:34:12,452 --> 01:34:15,355
Don't boil the consomme,
it'll toughen the pheasant. Emile!

1517
01:34:15,455 --> 01:34:16,523
Sorry.

1518
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:22,328
Colette, wait! Colette.

1519
01:34:22,762 --> 01:34:26,766
- You came back. Colette...
- Don't say a word.

1520
01:34:26,900 --> 01:34:28,435
If I think about it,
I might change my mind.

1521
01:34:28,568 --> 01:34:31,370
Just tell me what the rat wants to cook.

1522
01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:36,609
Ratatouille? It's a peasant dish.

1523
01:34:36,776 --> 01:34:39,746
Are you sure
you want to serve this to Ego?

1524
01:34:46,190 --> 01:34:47,220
(DISHWARE SHATTERING)

1525
01:34:47,554 --> 01:34:51,157
(MUFFLED EX CLAIMING)

1526
01:34:58,231 --> 01:35:00,100
What? I am making ratatouille.

1527
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:01,167
(SCOFFS)

1528
01:35:01,267 --> 01:35:03,737
Well, how would you prepare it?

1529
01:35:35,769 --> 01:35:38,938
Ratatouille? They must be joking.

1530
01:35:41,307 --> 01:35:42,475
(WHIMPERS)

1531
01:35:55,550 --> 01:35:56,456
(SNIFFLING)

1532
01:36:13,973 --> 01:36:15,308
(THUDDIN G)

1533
01:36:25,180 --> 01:36:26,286
Mmm.

1534
01:36:29,823 --> 01:36:31,591
No, it can't be.

1535
01:36:32,192 --> 01:36:35,795
Who cooked the ratatouille?
I demand to know!

1536
01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:37,464
(GASPING)

1537
01:36:37,564 --> 01:36:38,765
(CLATTERING)

1538
01:36:39,699 --> 01:36:41,167
(MUFFLED GROANING)

1539
01:36:42,836 --> 01:36:44,437
I can't remember the last time

1540
01:36:44,571 --> 01:36:47,874
I asked a waiter
to give my compliments to the chef.

1541
01:36:48,842 --> 01:36:51,644
And now I find myself
in the extraordinary position

1542
01:36:51,745 --> 01:36:53,813
of having my waiter be the chef.

1543
01:36:54,470 --> 01:36:56,983
Thanks, but I'm just your waiter tonight.

1544
01:36:58,510 --> 01:37:00,520
Then who do I thank for the meal?

1545
01:37:01,388 --> 01:37:03,890
Excuse me a minute.

1546
01:37:07,460 --> 01:37:09,162
(MUFFLED ARGUING)

1547
01:37:14,100 --> 01:37:15,680
You must be the chef...

1548
01:37:15,201 --> 01:37:17,303
If you wish to meet the chef,
you will have to wait

1549
01:37:17,437 --> 01:37:19,472
until all the other customer have gone.

1550
01:37:21,541 --> 01:37:22,709
So be it.

1551
01:37:44,397 --> 01:37:46,900
REMY: At first, Ego thinks it's a joke.

1552
01:37:47,133 --> 01:37:53,730
But as Linguini explains,
Ego's smile disappears.

1553
01:37:53,206 --> 01:37:54,674
(RATS SQUEAKING)

1554
01:37:58,678 --> 01:38:02,716
He doesn't react
beyond asking an occasional question.

1555
01:38:03,283 --> 01:38:07,654
And when the story is done,
Ego stands, thanks us for the meal...

1556
01:38:07,754 --> 01:38:09,422
Thank you for the meal.

1557
01:38:09,522 --> 01:38:12,392
...and leaves without another word.

1558
01:38:14,661 --> 01:38:18,598
The following day his review appears.

1559
01:38:21,134 --> 01:38:25,205
E GO: In many ways,
the work of a critic is easy.

1560
01:38:25,438 --> 01:38:29,676
We risk very little,
yet enjoy a position over those

1561
01:38:29,776 --> 01:38:33,813
who offer up their work
and their selves to our judgment.

1562
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:39,452
We thrive on negative criticism,
which is fun to write and to read.

1563
01:38:39,986 --> 01:38:46,493
But the bitter truth we critics must face
is that in the grand scheme of things,

1564
01:38:46,626 --> 01:38:50,597
the average piece of junk
is probably more meaningful

1565
01:38:50,730 --> 01:38:54,000
than our criticism designating it so.

1566
01:38:54,367 --> 01:38:58,505
But there are times
when a critic truly risks something

1567
01:38:58,605 --> 01:39:02,909
and that is in the discovery
and defense of the new.

1568
01:39:09,683 --> 01:39:14,621
an extraordinary meal
from a singularly unexpected source.

1569
01:39:14,854 --> 01:39:17,490
To say that both the meal
and its maker

1570
01:39:17,590 --> 01:39:21,610
have challenged my preconceptions
about fine cooking

1571
01:39:21,194 --> 01:39:23,897
is a gross understatement.

1572
01:39:24,297 --> 01:39:27,500
They have rocked me to my core.

1573
01:39:28,234 --> 01:39:31,671
In the past, I have made no secret
of my disdain

1574
01:39:31,805 --> 01:39:36,743
for Chef Gusteau's famous motto,
"Anyone can cook."

1575
01:39:37,770 --> 01:39:43,283
But I realize only now
do I truly understand what he meant.

1576
01:39:43,583 --> 01:39:47,520
Not everyone
can become a great artist,

1577
01:39:47,620 --> 01:39:51,958
but a great artist
can come from anywhere.

1578
01:39:52,559 --> 01:39:55,829
It is difficult to imagine
more humble origins

1579
01:39:55,929 --> 01:39:59,799
than those of the genius
now cooking at Gusteau's,

1580
01:39:59,899 --> 01:40:02,736
who is, in this critic's opinion,

1581
01:40:02,836 --> 01:40:07,730
nothing less
than the finest chef in France.

1582
01:40:07,273 --> 01:40:09,142
I will be returning to Gusteau's soon,
hungry for more.

1583
01:40:09,142 --> 01:40:12,579
I will be returning to Gusteau's soon,
hungry for more.

1584
01:40:12,979 --> 01:40:14,481
REMY: It was a great night.

1585
01:40:14,614 --> 01:40:16,349
(CHUCKLIN G) The happiest of my life.

1586
01:40:16,449 --> 01:40:20,954
But the only thing predictable
about life is its unpredictability.

1587
01:40:21,870 --> 01:40:24,257
Well, we had to let Skinner
and the health inspector loose,

1588
01:40:24,357 --> 01:40:26,760
and of course they ratted us out.

1589
01:40:27,127 --> 01:40:28,762
The food didn't matter.

1590
01:40:28,862 --> 01:40:31,231
Once it got out
there were rats in the kitchen,

1591
01:40:31,331 --> 01:40:33,366
oh, man, the restaurant was closed

1592
01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:36,236
and Ego lost his job and his credibility.

1593
01:40:36,336 --> 01:40:38,271
But don't feel too bad for him.

1594
01:40:38,371 --> 01:40:41,841
He's doing very well
as a small business investor.

1595
01:40:42,208 --> 01:40:44,744
- He seems very happy.
- How do you know?

1596
01:40:49,282 --> 01:40:51,317
(LE FES TIN PLAYING)

1597
01:40:52,952 --> 01:40:55,550
Got to go. Dinner rush.

1598
01:41:02,662 --> 01:41:04,330
You know how he likes it.

1599
01:41:09,703 --> 01:41:11,271
Thanks, Little Chef.

1600
01:41:17,977 --> 01:41:20,814
Can I interest you
in a dessert this evening?

1601
01:41:20,914 --> 01:41:24,170
- Don't you always?
- Which one would you like?

1602
01:41:25,185 --> 01:41:27,200
Surprise me.

1603
01:41:32,425 --> 01:41:35,862
Can I interest you
in a dessert this evening?

1604
01:41:37,764 --> 01:41:39,232
(RATS CHUCKLING)

1605
01:41:39,332 --> 01:41:43,200
Hey, believe me, that story
gets better when I tell it, okay?

1606
01:41:44,904 --> 01:41:47,974
Come on. Bring some food over here,
we're starving!