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MARK: Caitlyn,
this is a process, okay?

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But it's important
for you to remember

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that the only person
who can save us is ourselves.

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CAITLYN:
He's a monster.

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A goddamn ****ing monster.

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That's what he is.

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(heavy, shuddering breaths)

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But I can't seem
to get away from him.

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Do you remember what drew you
to Mitch in the first place?

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We met at work, and...

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he was charming
and mysterious.

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He wined and dined me
and took me traveling,

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and...

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he told me it was me and him
against the world.

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He made me feel important.

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RENFIELD:
Hello.

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My name is
Robert Montague Renfield.

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And just like
all these decent folks,

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I am in
a destructive relationship.

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♪ ♪

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- (neck snaps)
- (yells)

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That was a lot.

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Maybe we should just back up
to the beginning.

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(thunder crashes)

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Mr. Renfield, I bid you welcome.

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I am...

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- Dracula.
- (wolf howls in distance)

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RENFIELD: When I met him,
I was a real estate lawyer

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hoping to make a deal
that would change my life

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and my family's lives forever.

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Oh, and it most certainly did.

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You will make a very good
assistant, Mr. Renfield.

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RENFIELD:
I understand how Caitlyn feels.

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I never drink wine.

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RENFIELD:
He also wined and dined me.

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He made me feel important.

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He introduced me
into high society.

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- We went to the theater.
- (applause)

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- We traveled to exotic places.
- (people screaming)

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And then he made me
his familiar.

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Which means that I take care
of Master's every need.

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Including staff changes

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and arranging his special
dietary requirements.

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(bite crunches)

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Look, I didn't just jump into
serving the Prince of Darkness.

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We had some great times.

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But just like all great times...

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- DRACULA: Servant.
- they come to an end.

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DRACULA:
The hunters have returned.

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(grunts)

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RENFIELD:
Ah, yes.

52
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The bugs. This comes up a lot.

53
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Dracula's powers come from
consuming human life.

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Mine come from eating bugs.

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Make sense? Great.
Now, where were we?

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- (yells)
- (screams)

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- (speaking Latin)
- (snarling)

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- (growls)
- I'm coming, Master!

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Shit. ****. Shit.

60
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Shit. ****. Shit. ****.

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- (whooshing)
- (grunting)

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Sh-Sh-Sh-Shit.

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This is a protection circle,
Renfield.

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Mm.

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He cannot escape.

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Let us rid this world
of his evil,

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and you can finally be free!

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DRACULA:
Free? (scoffs)

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The moment I'm gone,

70
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they will lock you away
for what you've done for me.

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I am your only salvation.

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I am your only friend.

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I am the only one

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who cares for you.

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RENFIELD:
I actually remember thinking,

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"He really, really means it
this time."

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(whooshing)

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PRIEST:
Renfield!

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We are the last of our kind.

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From now on, every drop of blood
Dracula spills

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will be on your hands.

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(hisses, roars)

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(screams)

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Or that.

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(screaming)

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(coughing)

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Master, you okay?

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No.

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Yeah.

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This is a fairly typical result.

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At the peak of his powers,
Dracula goes on

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a full-tilt
blood-sucking bender,

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the good guys show up
and do their thing,

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and then it's up to me
to clean up the mess.

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(thunder rumbling) -It's what
I call our transitional period.

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So I take him to a new city,
nurse him back to full power,

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find a decent place
to ride it out

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until the whole cycle starts
all over again.

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Uh, excuse me. H-Hi.

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May I borrow a pen, please?

101
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Thank... you.

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Which brings us back here.

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In the meantime, I come here
and listen to these poor souls

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talk about their monsters.

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You were just talking
about Mitch, what...

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I know this is, like,
way down the list of bad stuff,

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but he's also really into ska.

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- The kind of music?
- Yes.

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Fishbone, Mustard Plug,
Voodoo Glow Skulls.

110
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I ****ing hate that shit!

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I'm so sorry, Caitlyn. I'm so...

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- Mark, I am... I'm so sorry.
- MARK: It's okay.

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Is that the one
that's 99% horns?

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Yeah, see,
that's what I was thinking.

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No.
That's a huge oversimplification

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of ska's innovative contribution
to music.

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(crying):
Oh, my God, who am I?

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(coughing)

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- Renfield?
- Hmm?

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Sorry, no, I swallowed a bug.

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Unintentionally.

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What-what other way
is there to...

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Would you like
to share your story?

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No. Thank-thank you.
I don't think you'd understand.

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I know it's scary.

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And you think things
are never gonna change,

127
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but I promise you,
one day you're gonna realize

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that you can have
the life that you want.

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But in the meantime, I just hope

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that you get something
out of coming here.

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I am.

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That's great.

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RENFIELD:
Oh, yes, I'm getting something

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out of coming here: victims.

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But not these victims.

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MARK:
Let's do our affirmations.

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(inhaling deeply)

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GROUP:
I am enough, and I have enough.

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I deserve happiness.

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I am grateful for all that I am,

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and I take full charge
of my life today.

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RENFIELD:
They can repeat these

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- affirmations all they want.
- (applause)

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It'll never make
their problems go away.

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But I can.

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Now, no one's ever gonna
call me a hero,

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but I've come up with
a mutually beneficial solution

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for people like Caitlyn:

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get rid of their monsters
by giving mine what he needs.

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("The Same Everyday"
by The Slackers playing)

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Hey, Doug. What are you doing
over there, buddy?

152
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There's somebody
out there, Mitch.

153
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Oh, my God, there's no one
out there, Doug!

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Bro, do you think
the Lobo family is gonna

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let us get away with this?

156
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We stole
their ****ing drugs, man.

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I don't want to hear it, Doug!

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(music stops)

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Goddamn it.

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- What the ****?
- Oh, ****.

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That was the best part.

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What the ****, man?

163
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This is exactly why
you never set your picnic up

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next to a pile of dog...

165
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Shit! Okay.

166
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Hello, Mitch.

167
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Uh, look.

168
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Wait, wait, wait!

169
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Okay, hold on. I'm-I'm sorry.

170
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Okay? I'm sorry.

171
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It's too late for sorrys.

172
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You took something
you can never give back.

173
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Well, we can give it back.
That's not a problem.

174
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We'll just give it all
back to you. There it is.

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Go ahead.

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- Have it. No problem.
- RENFIELD: Uh...

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- what is this?
- DOUG: It's the, um...

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th-the drugs we stole
from your boss, sir.

179
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I'm sorry.

180
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Uh, who do you think I am?

181
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A-A hit man sent to kill us.

182
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(chuckling)

183
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RENFIELD:
I am something much,

184
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much worse.

185
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I'm a friend of Caitlyn.

186
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(laughter)

187
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(laughing):
Oh, my God.

188
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Get the **** out of here.
No, no!

189
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(Bizet's "Carmen Suite No. 2:
II. Habanera" playing)

190
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(grunting and groaning)

191
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(muffled shouting)

192
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(muffled squealing)

193
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(sighs)

194
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(muffled grunt)

195
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(muffled shouting)

196
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Wait. What did you say about
a hit man sent to kill you?

197
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Oh.

198
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(deep voice):
Who are you?

199
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A friend of Caitlyn's.

200
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Uh, more of an acquaintance.

201
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You were smaller
from back there.

202
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Funny.

203
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Oh! (grunts)

204
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(grunting)

205
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Looks like you're out of knives.

206
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,369
- (blade slashes)
- (grunts)

207
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,541
(whimpering)

208
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,744
(growling)

209
00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,480
(engine revving)

210
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,582
(sniffs) Ah.

211
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:16,916
Yeah, of course
the hit is going well.

212
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,151
I got Apache Joe on it.

213
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,253
(scoffs) The man cuts out
people's tongues

214
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,654
with a hunting knife.

215
00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,289
You tell him his name is racist.

216
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,258
- (grunts)
- (whimpers)

217
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,600
- Come on!
- (horn honking)

218
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,940
(grunts)

219
00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:31,970
(groans)

220
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,743
(grunting, panting)

221
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,445
(roars)

222
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,140
(sighs)

223
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,383
(roars)

224
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Oh, shit.

225
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,355
RENFIELD:
Oh, shit.

226
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,724
Shit.

227
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,727
What the ****?!

228
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,762
(groaning)

229
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,197
What the ****?!

230
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,660
(tires squealing)

231
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,743
You, uh, been drinking
tonight, sir?

232
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:17,944
No.

233
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,979
Why? You interested?

234
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,915
All right,
get the hell out of here.

235
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,751
Everything okay over here,
partner?

236
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,860
Yes.

237
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:27,921
Just frustrating
being on this shit detail

238
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,589
when there's real crimes
happening out there.

239
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,758
(chuckles):
Drunk driving isn't real crime?

240
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,593
You know what I mean, Chris.

241
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,629
We got a stack of missing person
reports to follow up on.

242
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(engine revving,
tires squealing)

243
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,499
- (horn honking)
- TEDDY: Come on!

244
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,167
- Holy shit, it's Teddy Lobo.
- What the ****? Come on!

245
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,303
- Are you sure?
- You know who I am?

246
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,138
I'm Teddy ****ing Lobo!

247
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,639
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

248
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,475
Don't do anything crazy,
Rebecca.

249
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,943
I'm just doing my job.

250
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,444
You do your job
in a very crazy way,

251
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,413
especially when it comes
to the Lobos.

252
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,249
****.

253
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,651
Oh, ****.

254
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,121
- **** it!
- (engine revving)

255
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,689
Look out, Chris!

256
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,659
**** a ****! Shit!

257
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,330
Don't move! Hands on the wheel!

258
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,799
I got a prescription
for this shit!

259
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,501
Shit.

260
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,102
What did I ****ing do?

261
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,638
- Is he throwing drugs at us?
- Yes!

262
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,173
I didn't do anything wrong.

263
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,900
****. Cocaine!

264
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:24,644
You can't ****ing catch...

265
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,813
Are you ****ing serious?

266
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,114
(grunts)

267
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,650
(yelps, groans)

268
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,653
(siren wailing in distance)

269
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,356
You're under arrest, *****.

270
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,590
(sighs):
****.

271
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,329
RENFIELD:
After decades of being

272
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:46,320
chased away
from every corner of the globe,

273
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:50,670
our options and bank account
have become a little limited.

274
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,505
It's not exactly a castle,

275
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,410
but it is exactly
the kind of place

276
00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:58,845
no one tends to notice
a convalescing monster.

277
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,413
(straining)

278
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,415
Master?

279
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,985
Master.

280
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:09,222
(panting, grunting)

281
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,659
Oh, dear Jesus.

282
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,527
Master. (chuckles)

283
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,290
There you are.

284
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:17,697
You're looking...

285
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,236
much better?

286
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,771
Fetch me the hand.

287
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,206
Yes. Right away.

288
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,541
There you go.
A little amuse-bouche.

289
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,709
Palate cleanser.

290
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,277
- (grunts)
- Ugh.

291
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,714
Is that good?

292
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,500
(retching)

293
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:43,256
What is this?

294
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,558
Uh, that...

295
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,795
Uh, that is, uh...
that's Doug, I believe.

296
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,264
Doug is trash!

297
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,330
You're feeding me trash!

298
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,267
I'm sorry, Master.

299
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,102
This one doesn't even
have a head.

300
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,570
Oh, no, he did have a head.

301
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,739
You know, I don't ask
for much, Renfield.

302
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,809
Just the blood
of a few dozen innocent people.

303
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,210
I know. I'm sorry, Master.

304
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,612
Let's-let's get you sat down,
and then...

305
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,381
I want happy couples,
unsuspecting tourists,

306
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:13,386
a handful of nuns, a-a...
a busload of cheerleaders.

307
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,789
A busload of cheerleaders?

308
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,323
A busload of cheerleaders

309
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,427
will get me back to full power
like that.

310
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,429
Do you mean female cheerleaders?

311
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,832
Don't make it a ***ual thing.

312
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,934
No, no. I did not say it was.

313
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:31,604
You know it's not the gender
I'm concerned with.

314
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:35,750
You know, I-I'll eat boys,
I'll eat girls.

315
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,609
It's the purity.

316
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,113
It alone will bring me
back to...

317
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,781
Full power.

318
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:43,783
I get it, Master.

319
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:47,870
You deserve better.

320
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,923
But the modern world
is a dangerous place.

321
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,660
Maybe if we were just
a little bit more careful,

322
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,297
we could, you know,
stop running.

323
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,367
You know, settle down,
and I could have...

324
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:05,372
We could have a life again.

325
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,509
(grunts)

326
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,382
It must be difficult

327
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:19,686
to be caught between
their rules and mine.

328
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,355
(groaning)

329
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:28,128
Their rules offer
a confusing tangle of morality,

330
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,864
whereas mine are very simple.

331
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:34,000
You can kill and eat

332
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,970
whatever you want and never die.

333
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,305
And it truly is a gift.

334
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,741
And yet, you seem to think
it makes you

335
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,244
some sort of a monster.

336
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,514
Do you have any idea
how inconsiderate that is?

337
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,716
(crying):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

338
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:54,521
My needs are the only thing
that matters, servant.

339
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,523
And what exactly are my needs?

340
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,859
Um, your needs, your needs
were the, uh...

341
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:05,231
uh, happy couples,
u-unsuspecting tourists, uh...

342
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:08,535
nuns, nuns
and a-a busload of cheerleaders.

343
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,370
Indeed.

344
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:14,874
RENFIELD: I suppose this is what
you'd call my health-care plan.

345
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,577
His blood has the power
to heal the injured.

346
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,380
And there's not even a copay.

347
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,582
Unless you consider my soul.

348
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:27,887
DRACULA: You will get me
exactly what I want.

349
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,357
TEDDY:
I cannot go to jail.

350
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,424
I'll tell you anything
you want to know.

351
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,292
What do you want to know?

352
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,927
Murders! Murders.

353
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:36,730
We ****ing murdered so many
****ing people in cold blood.

354
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,366
Like last night, for example,
we murdered these people

355
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,568
for trying to steal our drugs.

356
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,204
That's a twofer, my man.
That is a ****ing twofer.

357
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,906
Nobody's been in the room yet,
and he's already confessing.

358
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,408
You see that?

359
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,410
I'm gonna take down
the entire ****ing Lobo empire

360
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,145
off of one traffic stop.

361
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,913
Put her there, partner.

362
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,480
- Let's go.
- What?

363
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,249
- Let's go.
- I'm out?

364
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,951
- REBECCA: No. No!
- Let's go.

365
00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:00,387
I didn't say a ****ing thing, by the way.
-What the f...

366
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,755
- I'm out, baby!
- What the **** is this?

367
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,990
Excuse me, everybody.
Guess what.

368
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,258
**** you!

369
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,627
**** you and you.

370
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,596
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What is this?

371
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,331
He was about to give up
everything.

372
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,966
He was ready to say anything

373
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,934
because of the trauma
you put him through.

374
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,636
He was already traumatized
when I found him.

375
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,438
For crying out loud, Quincy.

376
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,773
(stammers) -Your job is
to bust drunk drivers,

377
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,341
not single-handedly
bring down the mob.

378
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,776
He was running
from something, sir.

379
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:24,944
And then he crashed
into a DUI checkpoint,

380
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,446
committed ten felonies,

381
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,481
and not to mention eff-you-ing
a room full of cops.

382
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,351
- You eff-you me all the time.
- **** you, Kyle!

383
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,286
Look, Quincy.

384
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,357
Your father was
one of the most honest

385
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,959
and incorruptible cops I knew.

386
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,961
And you're a lot like him.

387
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,164
And before he passed,
I promised your father that

388
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,865
I would do my best
to take care of you.

389
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:49,135
But sometimes, you got to know
when to play ball.

390
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,438
This ain't your stepping stone.

391
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,600
It's your rock bottom.

392
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,651
What the **** are you guys
looking at, huh?

393
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,198
(grunts in frustration)

394
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,699
Shit.

395
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,570
What'd you do this time?

396
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,340
What I do every time.

397
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,342
Catch Teddy Lobo
committing a crime, and then:

398
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,911
What? Oh, surprise,
he got away with it again.

399
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,848
And what about your-your little
FBI, uh, task force up there?

400
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,516
You guys been back
for four months.

401
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,318
What have you done
about the Lobos?

402
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,186
Oh, oh, oh, a-a wiretap?

403
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,588
Subpoena?
A ****ing parking ticket?

404
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,224
A hard stare across a diner?

405
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,527
I am just as mad about
what they did to Dad as you are.

406
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,630
I want revenge
just as bad as you do.

407
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,699
But every day, I force myself
to swallow that anger

408
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,350
so I don't **** up
my investigation.

409
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:58,371
And if you cannot learn
to let that go...

410
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,741
you're never gonna get
the justice that you want.

411
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,681
You're not the only one
who lost a dad here.

412
00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:16,222
♪ Murder, murder, murder ♪

413
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,390
♪ When he bust in ♪

414
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,458
♪ Murder, murder, murder ♪

415
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,726
♪ When he bust in... ♪

416
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,561
Here you go.
Take care of yourself.

417
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,729
You earned it. Shower yourself in it.
-(gasps) Thanks.

418
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,564
- Teddy.
- WOMAN: Ooh! Okay.

419
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,566
Your mother wants to see you.

420
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,901
TEDDY:
All right.

421
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,736
♪ Murder, murder, murder,
when he bust in ♪

422
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,137
♪ Murder, murder, murder... ♪

423
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,390
Downstairs.

424
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:35,408
♪ You might've heard of him,
the guy lost his nerve. ♪

425
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,910
♪ ♪

426
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,946
Long, even strokes.

427
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,715
Hey, Mom.

428
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,718
Teddy.

429
00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,653
You said you want...
You said you wanted to see me?

430
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,122
Take a seat, please.

431
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:58,431
Do you even know why we became

432
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:02,469
the most powerful crime family
in this city?

433
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,438
We're not the biggest.
We're not the richest.

434
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:09,943
However, we are the most feared.

435
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:13,513
Our reputation for
ruthlessness and violence

436
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,117
is something I have worked
very hard to cultivate.

437
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:20,120
But lately,
our enemies don't seem to be

438
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,755
as afraid as they used to be.

439
00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:23,957
(chuckling):
They're ****ing scared, Mom.

440
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:28,495
Not the two-bit punks
stealing our drugs.

441
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,798
Not the five families.

442
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,835
And not
that ****ing traffic cop.

443
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:39,539
This family is an empire, Teddy.

444
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:44,477
I built an empire.

445
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,515
And I need to know
its future is secure.

446
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:55,550
I need to know
whose hands it belongs in.

447
00:20:55,550 --> 00:21:00,493
And I need to know those hands
can get a little dirty.

448
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,862
REBECCA:
I know Teddy's up to something.

449
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,833
I'm gonna find the evidence
to make it stick.

450
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,235
Got a lot of orange paint.

451
00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:15,842
What is that?
Some kind of warning?

452
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,913
I think it's lyrics
to a ska song.

453
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,850
Ska's not dead.

454
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,251
****.

455
00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:34,561
("A Shot in the Night" by 1933
playing inside)

456
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,529
♪ You can touch the sky ♪

457
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,199
- (lively chatter)
- ♪ 'Cause there's a shot ♪

458
00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:41,340
♪ In the night ♪

459
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,300
♪ Turning darkness
into light... ♪

460
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,271
RENFIELD:
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

461
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,606
(horn honking)

462
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,241
(cheerleaders hollering)

463
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,679
Yeah! All right!

464
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,252
You think
you'll get answers here?

465
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,355
I think we'll get dinner.

466
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,557
Maybe answers for dessert.

467
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,726
RONNIE:
There she is.

468
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,728
You sure you want
to do this, Teddy?

469
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,764
TEDDY: Yes, I am sure
I want to do this.

470
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,866
That cop needs to be reminded
who runs this town.

471
00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:15,235
(lively chatter, hollering)

472
00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:17,270
♪ ♪

473
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:38,725
Oh, shit.

474
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,627
****.

475
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,729
Oh, this is not a good look.

476
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,431
Not a good look at all.
Abort. Abort.

477
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,266
Can you order me a number three?

478
00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:48,802
The toilet just ordered
a number two.

479
00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:53,106
(tires squealing)

480
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,913
Sorry.

481
00:23:02,282 --> 00:23:04,284
♪ ♪

482
00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:07,520
RENFIELD:
Who the **** are these guys?

483
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,220
(whimpers)

484
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,126
(people screaming)

485
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,197
(indistinct shouting)

486
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,668
Move, and I'll blow
your ****ing head off.

487
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,938
- Take that, tourist!
- (screaming)

488
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,309
TEDDY:
Get down!

489
00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:31,644
Hey, do me a favor.

490
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,880
Just remain calm,

491
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:38,284
and almost nobody will get hurt.

492
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,686
Thank you, Teddy.

493
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,488
I came here to connect you
to a crime scene,

494
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,560
and you go and turn it into one.

495
00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:48,294
TEDDY:
What you trying to do?

496
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,830
Holy shit, were you trying
to imitate your dad?

497
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:54,667
What do you think,
your dad died some brave hero?

498
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,836
We beat the shit
out of your father.

499
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,673
And while he was lying there
on the floor,

500
00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:01,708
he begged for his life.

501
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,543
Your dad was a coward.

502
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:06,680
But you know what? I want to
save you that embarrassment.

503
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,215
I'm gonna give you
the chance to live.

504
00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:14,254
All you have to do
is admit to everybody here

505
00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:16,823
that we own you, too.

506
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,391
So, what's it gonna be?

507
00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:19,392
Shoot me.

508
00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:20,527
What?

509
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,280
You heard me, ***hole.

510
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,630
Shoot me.

511
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,198
Shoot me like you shot my dad.

512
00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:27,500
Or was that not you?

513
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,868
Were you waiting in the car

514
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,870
while one of your boys
did it for you?

515
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,707
I'm more than happy
to do it, Teddy.

516
00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:35,750
Shut the **** up.

517
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:38,111
Have you ever shot
someone before?

518
00:24:38,111 --> 00:24:39,946
TEDDY: I've shot
a million ****ing people.

519
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,781
REBECCA:
Then add me to the list.

520
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,216
Come on, tough guy. Shoot me.

521
00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:44,851
TEDDY: If you think
this is a ****ing game,

522
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,419
I will shoot you
in your ****ing face.

523
00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:48,888
- REBECCA: Yeah? Dare you.
- (insects buzzing)

524
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:54,227
TEDDY: You want to be
a ****ing hero right now?

525
00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:55,762
Okay, fine.

526
00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:57,897
Here we go.

527
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,266
Congratulations.

528
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,771
You're better than your father.

529
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:08,742
(grunting, yelling)

530
00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:18,218
(pained yelling)

531
00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:20,320
(screams)

532
00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:35,235
- (grunts)
- (screams)

533
00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,820
(screams)

534
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:54,187
- (man yells)
- (gasps)

535
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:57,991
(man yells)

536
00:26:07,534 --> 00:26:09,469
****! Shit!

537
00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,442
(gasps)

538
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,946
(men screaming)

539
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:30,123
(panting)

540
00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:33,126
- (man groans)
- Oh.

541
00:26:33,126 --> 00:26:35,228
- (gunshot)
- (man groans, body thuds)

542
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,530
RENFIELD:
Are you okay?

543
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:38,798
Yeah. Yeah. Oh...

544
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,367
That was amazing.
You were amazing.

545
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:42,200
What you did.

546
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,137
You stood up to him.

547
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,806
How did you do that?

548
00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,141
What kind of life would I lead

549
00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:49,843
under the thumb
of one of those ***holes?

550
00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:53,413
A very... a very sad one.

551
00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:54,681
Yeah.

552
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:56,349
Did I watch you
cut a guy's arms off

553
00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:57,851
with a decorative
serving platter?

554
00:26:57,851 --> 00:27:00,387
Oh, uh, y-yeah.

555
00:27:00,387 --> 00:27:01,654
That was adrenaline.

556
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,857
Uh, it was awesome.

557
00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:06,590
(chuckles softly)

558
00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:08,194
Um, I-I'm-I'm Rebecca Quincy.

559
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,829
Officer... Officer Quincy.

560
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,665
Robert Montague Renfield.

561
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,834
Oh, uh, Montague. Cool.

562
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,536
Are you from around here or...

563
00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:18,705
Oh, no. I'm...

564
00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,540
Uh, everywhere.

565
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,108
Ah, military.

566
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,411
That-that would explain
all the moves.

567
00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:29,916
but overall pretty good...
Three out of five stars.

568
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,284
WOMAN:
I'm sorry.

569
00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:35,121
I don't mean to interrupt
whatever this is,

570
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,923
but...

571
00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,858
can we get up now?

572
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,627
Uh, yeah.

573
00:27:40,627 --> 00:27:42,495
If I could have everyone
please, uh,

574
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,597
just line up for me
for witness statements.

575
00:27:44,597 --> 00:27:47,100
And if we could all thank
Mr. Renfield

576
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:50,103
for his brave, uh,
efforts today.

577
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,705
GROUP:
Thank you, Mr. Renfield.

578
00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:53,640
MAN:
You are the man, Mr. Renfield.

579
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,775
And, um, thank you.

580
00:27:56,476 --> 00:27:58,845
Y-You... you saved my life.

581
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,147
I...

582
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,350
saved a life?

583
00:28:04,217 --> 00:28:06,286
You saved all our lives.

584
00:28:08,388 --> 00:28:09,989
You must really not be
from around here,

585
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:13,126
'cause we certainly don't see
your kind very often.

586
00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:15,280
I'm sorry, what kind is that?

587
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,297
Heroes.

588
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,836
Hmm.

589
00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:29,342
RENFIELD:
Wow. That was amazing.

590
00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:32,345
She is amazing.

591
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,681
And she saw me.

592
00:28:34,681 --> 00:28:37,150
She really saw me.

593
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,719
That hasn't happened in ages.

594
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:41,755
I'd forgotten
what it feels like.

595
00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:43,890
- Maybe there is hope.
- Oh, God bless you.

596
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,191
Maybe she can...

597
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:46,893
Renfield.

598
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,960
What are you doing?

599
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,532
Get here now.

600
00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:54,367
RENFIELD:
Ah, ****.

601
00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:56,503
Do you think it's too late
to grab one of those nuns?

602
00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:02,575
What did we talk about
yesterday?

603
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:03,710
U-Um...

604
00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:07,380
I've been up all day
thinking about it.

605
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:10,160
Oh. What's this?

606
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,452
Ah. My plan.

607
00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:14,540
RENFIELD:
Your plan?

608
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:17,230
But your plan has always been
to just drink blood.

609
00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,458
Exactly.

610
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,960
What have I been doing
all these years?

611
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,397
I mean, look at me,
lurking in the shadows and filth

612
00:29:24,397 --> 00:29:26,466
like some kind
of a diseased animal.

613
00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:28,535
You said it yourself...
I deserve better.

614
00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:33,940
So, why am I not embracing
what I truly am?

615
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,242
Which is?

616
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,447
A god, Renfield.

617
00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:44,250
An immortal, insatiable...

618
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,821
Whoo!... all-powerful being.

619
00:29:47,821 --> 00:29:50,757
Everything you said about
the modern world is true.

620
00:29:50,757 --> 00:29:54,661
- It is a dangerous place.
- Hmm.

621
00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:56,930
Only not for us.

622
00:29:56,930 --> 00:30:01,634
For them, it's a dangerous,
sad, broken place

623
00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:04,137
full of fear and desperation.

624
00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:05,638
It's weak.

625
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:09,175
Longing for a powerful force
to guide it,

626
00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:14,147
control it, dominate it.

627
00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:15,982
- Like you.
- Hmm. (chuckles)

628
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:20,453
I mean, this entire society
was designed by Renfields,

629
00:30:20,453 --> 00:30:22,288
for Renfields.

630
00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:26,259
So, why should I
have to adapt to it?

631
00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:29,329
It should have to adapt to me.

632
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,663
(chuckling)

633
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:32,799
- I owe it all to you, servant.
- Oh, no.

634
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:34,667
I think you actually might have
read between the lines

635
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,136
- a little bit there.
- Indeed.

636
00:30:36,136 --> 00:30:38,271
We're in this together,

637
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:40,373
Dracula and Renfield.

638
00:30:41,474 --> 00:30:44,100
From now on, humanity
will no longer be divided

639
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:46,479
by the good and the evil,

640
00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:50,650
only by followers...

641
00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:53,530
and food.

642
00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:55,455
(slurping)

643
00:30:56,690 --> 00:31:01,227
You and I forever,
until the end of time.

644
00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:03,363
Bloody hell.

645
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:06,833
CAROL:
How is my life?

646
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:09,200
My life is like a...

647
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,540
never-ending hallway
of fun house mirrors, but...

648
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,842
all the clowns are me.

649
00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:17,344
Uh, hey, everyone.

650
00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:19,346
I need your help.

651
00:31:19,346 --> 00:31:20,513
Are you okay?

652
00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:22,349
RENFIELD:
No.

653
00:31:23,516 --> 00:31:26,186
I need to get out
of a toxic relationship.

654
00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:30,900
Okay. Well, well, well, well,
take a seat and let her rip.

655
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:31,691
Okay, thanks.

656
00:31:31,691 --> 00:31:33,693
Okay, yeah. **** Carol, I guess.

657
00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:35,161
It's...

658
00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:36,696
I hate her, too.

659
00:31:36,696 --> 00:31:38,598
MARK: Why don't you start
by telling us

660
00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:40,533
what brought you here
in the first place.

661
00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:42,435
I was on the job.

662
00:31:42,435 --> 00:31:44,700
Uh, for my boss.

663
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:46,272
Uh, well, and I was
actually following Bob,

664
00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:48,341
because I thought
that Bob would make

665
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,377
a very good, um, uh...

666
00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:53,446
Friend?

667
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,182
Yes. Thank you, Bob.

668
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:57,417
Thank you, Renfield.

669
00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,860
And then, you know,
I started to hear

670
00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:03,957
all of your stories and...

671
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:10,730
I mean, they were all so sad.

672
00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:12,650
(laughter)

673
00:32:12,650 --> 00:32:13,700
That's us.

674
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:18,605
And, you know,
for the first time in years,

675
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:20,607
I felt like I wasn't alone.

676
00:32:21,574 --> 00:32:23,810
You realized you're a codependent.
-Mm-hmm.

677
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:26,790
I need to change. I can see
that I-I need to change,

678
00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:28,748
and, uh, I want to, but my boss,

679
00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:30,483
he's pretty delusional, I think.

680
00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:33,119
Uh, he thinks
he can take over the world.

681
00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:35,722
- (light laughter)
- He's a narcissist, Renfield.

682
00:32:35,722 --> 00:32:37,900
We all know exactly
how you feel.

683
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:38,224
- Yes.
- Exactly.

684
00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:39,793
No, he's different.

685
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,795
You can't get him out of your head.
-No.

686
00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,296
Ooh, and you feel like
he could kill you

687
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,664
with the snap of his fingers.

688
00:32:44,664 --> 00:32:46,566
Yes. Wouldn't even need to snap.
-Oh.

689
00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:49,102
He controls rats with his mind.

690
00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:50,470
Uh...

691
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:51,638
It's okay, it's okay.
He's on medication.

692
00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:55,675
Renfield, this is
codependency 101.

693
00:32:55,675 --> 00:32:57,677
A narcissist will take
full advantage

694
00:32:57,677 --> 00:32:59,746
of a codependent's
low self-esteem,

695
00:32:59,746 --> 00:33:04,284
but you're the one
with the real power.

696
00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:07,620
And all you got to do
is take it back.

697
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,122
How do I do that?

698
00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:11,691
Focus on your needs.

699
00:33:11,691 --> 00:33:14,594
I mean, I just haven't
thought about

700
00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:16,363
any of my needs in years.

701
00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:19,265
But if you were to stop focusing
on his needs, what would happen?

702
00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:21,301
If I don't...

703
00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:22,302
Yeah, what would happen?

704
00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:23,503
Stop focusing on his needs.

705
00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:25,105
What would happen?

706
00:33:25,105 --> 00:33:26,773
- He won't grow to full power.
- (encouraging chatter)

707
00:33:26,773 --> 00:33:29,142
Exactly.
He won't grow to full power.

708
00:33:29,142 --> 00:33:30,677
What? That's so weird.

709
00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:32,479
Why would you phrase it
like that?

710
00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:34,547
But yes, he's right.

711
00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:36,282
He's absolutely right.

712
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:38,180
He won't grow to full power.

713
00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:40,854
You can take all that energy
you've spent on him

714
00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:42,789
and put it toward yourself.

715
00:33:42,789 --> 00:33:48,194
And then you will be the one
who grows to full power.

716
00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:49,696
- WOMAN: Yes.
- MAN: Full power.

717
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,398
Me grow...
I-I'm gonna grow to full power?

718
00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:53,400
I want to hear you say it.

719
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,568
Say, "I'm gonna grow
to full power."

720
00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:57,671
I-I-I'm gonna grow
to full power.

721
00:33:57,671 --> 00:34:00,730
I heard you say it,
but I didn't believe you.

722
00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:02,420
- Nope.
- Let me hear you say it again.

723
00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:04,177
- I'm gonna grow to full power.
- GROUP: Yes!

724
00:34:04,177 --> 00:34:06,120
I see a smile there
because you like it.

725
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,348
Now, say it like
the world needs to hear it.

726
00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:11,170
I'm gonna grow to full power.

727
00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:11,918
There you go!

728
00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:13,553
(encouraging chatter, applause)

729
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,155
- Yes! (laughs)
- MARK: That guy who walks

730
00:34:15,155 --> 00:34:17,857
in here every single week,
say goodbye to him.

731
00:34:17,857 --> 00:34:21,194
This is the person you are now.

732
00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:23,496
♪ Oh, oh, oh, am I ready? ♪

733
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,365
♪ Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪

734
00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:26,933
♪ Am I ready? ♪

735
00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:29,736
- ♪ What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
- ♪ Am I ready? ♪

736
00:34:29,736 --> 00:34:31,538
♪ You gon' figure it out ♪

737
00:34:31,538 --> 00:34:34,941
♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪

738
00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:38,545
♪ You found me,
I was fed up with the fantasy ♪

739
00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:40,347
♪ What you wanna do... ♪

740
00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:41,681
Here you go.

741
00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:43,516
The power is in your hands.

742
00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:44,751
That book is your armor.

743
00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:46,720
It's your weapon.
It's your Bible.

744
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,589
That's a cool ant farm.
(chuckles)

745
00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:50,623
Is there room for one more?

746
00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:52,792
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

747
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,395
Thank you.

748
00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:57,300
(buzzing)

749
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,732
MARK:
Let's give him some ideas.

750
00:34:58,732 --> 00:35:00,367
Do you know what a brush is?

751
00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,135
- ♪ Am I ready? ♪
- ♪ Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪

752
00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:04,700
Oh, and clean
them nasty fingernails.

753
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,406
- ♪ What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
- ♪ Am I ready? ♪

754
00:35:06,406 --> 00:35:08,408
Spa day. I'll go with you.

755
00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:09,876
♪ To be loved... ♪

756
00:35:09,876 --> 00:35:11,578
Get your chakras
balanced, homes.

757
00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:13,980
TREVANTE: Ooh, and update
that wardrobe to this century.

758
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,749
- ♪ Am I ready? ♪
- (song ends)

759
00:35:15,749 --> 00:35:18,718
REBECCA: You would think
that attacking a police officer

760
00:35:18,718 --> 00:35:20,420
in front of a bunch of witnesses

761
00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:24,570
at a restaurant would be enough
to put Teddy Lobo behind bars.

762
00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:26,993
You guys don't think I know
what's going on here, huh?

763
00:35:26,993 --> 00:35:28,595
I don't know
how many of you ***holes

764
00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:30,960
are on the Lobos' payroll,

765
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,265
but there's only so much
evidence you can tamper with

766
00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,267
and so many witnesses
you can intimidate.

767
00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,802
All right? Because eventually,

768
00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:38,400
someone brave enough
is going to step forward,

769
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,440
and they're going to help me
take down the Lobos

770
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,308
and all of you mother****ers!

771
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,444
Permanently! Permanently!

772
00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:46,112
(Renfield clears throat)

773
00:35:48,248 --> 00:35:49,683
Mr. Renfield?

774
00:35:49,683 --> 00:35:55,121
Robert Montague Renfield,
yes, at your service.

775
00:35:55,121 --> 00:35:57,657
You look different.

776
00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,693
- Oh.
- Good different.

777
00:35:59,693 --> 00:36:01,294
I really like your sweater.

778
00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:02,696
Oh, thank you. (chuckles)

779
00:36:02,696 --> 00:36:04,864
- I went to Macy's.
- Oh.

780
00:36:04,864 --> 00:36:07,300
Um, I'm here to give
my witness statement.

781
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,769
You always bring flowers
to give a witness statement?

782
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,840
Yeah, uh, well,
th-they're for everyone.

783
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,975
- They're for everyone.
- Everyone.

784
00:36:15,975 --> 00:36:18,878
Do you, um...
Probably put it in some water.

785
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:22,315
And the rest are for you.

786
00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:24,651
- Thank you.
- Yeah. Pleasure.

787
00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:26,486
Rebecca, is this your boyfriend?

788
00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:28,788
Shut the **** up, Kyle!

789
00:36:28,788 --> 00:36:31,658
Thank you for coming in,
Mr. Renfield.

790
00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:34,461
It really means a lot.

791
00:36:35,362 --> 00:36:38,631
Yeah, it means a lot
that I can actually

792
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:41,167
do the right thing, for once.

793
00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:45,171
Well, if I could just stress
how appreciative I am

794
00:36:45,171 --> 00:36:49,642
that you're here, uh,
because without you,

795
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,411
- I think I'd be a bit lost.
- No.

796
00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:55,810
You stood up for everyone
who's ever lived in fear

797
00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:58,251
of the powerful forces
shaping their lives.

798
00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:00,854
Okay? And you need
to keep doing that,

799
00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:03,356
because when
people like you stop

800
00:37:03,356 --> 00:37:06,590
standing up to people like them,

801
00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:08,361
that's when
the monsters take over.

802
00:37:09,329 --> 00:37:11,831
So... (sighs)

803
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,335
You are not lost.

804
00:37:16,536 --> 00:37:19,239
You're an inspiration.

805
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,750
Thank you, Mr. Renfield.

806
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,677
It's Robert.

807
00:37:23,677 --> 00:37:25,612
Robert. (chuckles)

808
00:37:25,612 --> 00:37:27,847
BELLAFRANCESCA:
This is the same prick

809
00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:30,417
who took out everyone
in the restaurant.

810
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,520
Who does he work for?

811
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,721
- The five ****ing families?
- TEDDY: I-I don't know.

812
00:37:34,721 --> 00:37:36,690
But we've hacked into
the NSA's Eye in the Sky,

813
00:37:36,690 --> 00:37:38,224
and we can track him

814
00:37:38,224 --> 00:37:39,893
using all these other cameras
throughout the city.

815
00:37:39,893 --> 00:37:41,528
Yes, I can get you access
to whatever you want.

816
00:37:41,528 --> 00:37:43,630
TEDDY:
Yeah, and then we enhance.

817
00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:44,764
- IT GUY: We got a trace on him.
- TEDDY: Boom!

818
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:47,200
We did it.
Now we can track his every move.

819
00:37:48,201 --> 00:37:50,737
IT GUY: His last known location
is at the old charity hospital.

820
00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:53,440
You have until the end of the
day to find him and kill him.

821
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,742
Give me ten minutes.

822
00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:58,780
I'll take the end of the day.

823
00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:02,382
Can you run the DNA on this pen
through the Bureau's database?

824
00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:03,983
And Interpol.

825
00:38:03,983 --> 00:38:07,454
I can't trust this with anyone
who works in my department.

826
00:38:08,988 --> 00:38:10,790
This pen was found
near a location

827
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:13,460
where these three guys
went missing.

828
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:15,829
Teddy Lobo was fleeing
from the same location

829
00:38:15,829 --> 00:38:17,430
when I arrested him.

830
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,765
Huh.

831
00:38:18,765 --> 00:38:21,434
Word on the street is
these are the three guys

832
00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:24,270
who allegedly stole drugs
from the Lobos.

833
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:25,138
Right.

834
00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:27,340
And the DNA evidence on this pen

835
00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:31,244
just might connect Teddy Lobo
to that crime scene.

836
00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:34,414
Maybe it's a long shot,
but I got to try.

837
00:38:35,915 --> 00:38:40,453
Look, I know I-I haven't
handled anything well

838
00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:43,823
since Dad, um...

839
00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:46,259
but I really need your help.

840
00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:49,496
Can you run this pen?

841
00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,464
Please.

842
00:39:00,807 --> 00:39:03,430
♪ ♪

843
00:39:11,317 --> 00:39:13,119
Let's go. Come on.

844
00:39:34,507 --> 00:39:36,843
(hushed):
What the ****?

845
00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:40,880
(faint squeaking)

846
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,183
(wings fluttering)

847
00:39:48,988 --> 00:39:51,910
- (bat squeaks)
- (gasping)

848
00:39:58,865 --> 00:40:01,670
(insects buzzing)

849
00:40:02,268 --> 00:40:03,903
(grunts)

850
00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:06,606
(panting)

851
00:40:06,606 --> 00:40:10,443
Holy ****ing shit.

852
00:40:10,443 --> 00:40:12,379
Ronnie, call my mom!

853
00:40:12,379 --> 00:40:13,446
I'm on it.

854
00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:15,548
TEDDY:
Ronnie, call my ****ing mom!

855
00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:20,620
(men yelping, grunting)

856
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:22,355
Hello, Ronnie?

857
00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:23,857
(grunts)

858
00:40:23,857 --> 00:40:26,590
Ronnie, is this
another butt dial?

859
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,728
Did you guys ****ing bail?
Hello?

860
00:40:28,728 --> 00:40:30,730
- Guys?
- BELLAFRANCESCA: Teddy.

861
00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:32,732
- What the ****? Mom.
- Teddy.

862
00:40:32,732 --> 00:40:34,234
Mom?

863
00:40:35,201 --> 00:40:36,269
Teddy?

864
00:40:36,269 --> 00:40:37,737
TEDDY:
Do you know who the **** I am?

865
00:40:37,737 --> 00:40:40,306
- Teddy?
- I'm Teddy ****ing Lobo.

866
00:40:41,741 --> 00:40:44,411
- I am Count Dracula.
- (Teddy choking)

867
00:40:44,411 --> 00:40:45,445
You win.

868
00:40:46,813 --> 00:40:48,248
Who are you?

869
00:40:49,816 --> 00:40:51,418
You were sent by the church?

870
00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:52,485
Church? No.

871
00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:53,753
What are you ****ing
talking about?

872
00:40:53,753 --> 00:40:55,550
I'm a criminal.

873
00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:57,757
My whole organization
is about evil.

874
00:40:57,757 --> 00:40:59,459
Evil. Oh, ****.

875
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:01,761
Dude.

876
00:41:01,761 --> 00:41:03,630
Why are you here?

877
00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:04,970
I'm here because
I want to find this guy!

878
00:41:04,970 --> 00:41:05,432
I'm trying to find this guy.

879
00:41:05,432 --> 00:41:07,600
He stuck his nose
in our family business

880
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,502
and killed some of our guys

881
00:41:09,502 --> 00:41:11,504
trying to save
a bunch of innocent people.

882
00:41:11,504 --> 00:41:14,107
So, what is he,
like, your ****ing roommate?

883
00:41:14,107 --> 00:41:16,509
He's my servant.

884
00:41:16,509 --> 00:41:18,945
He doesn't seem
to be serving you very well.

885
00:41:18,945 --> 00:41:21,140
(grunts)

886
00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:23,283
(bats squeaking)

887
00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:26,453
REBECCA (recorded):
You've reached Officer Quincy.

888
00:41:26,453 --> 00:41:28,455
Please state your emergency
at the sound of the beep.

889
00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:30,357
- (beep)
- RENFIELD: Uh, hi, Rebecca.

890
00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:32,525
It's not an emergency.
It-it's me, Robert.

891
00:41:32,525 --> 00:41:36,262
What, uh, I was trying
to ask was, um,

892
00:41:36,262 --> 00:41:38,865
maybe you'd like
to get a bite to eat...

893
00:41:38,865 --> 00:41:41,267
Hello, Renfield.

894
00:41:41,267 --> 00:41:43,136
I've been expecting you.

895
00:41:43,136 --> 00:41:44,971
Please, come in.

896
00:41:44,971 --> 00:41:46,673
Close the door.

897
00:41:49,976 --> 00:41:51,978
Shit.

898
00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:56,483
Marvelous attire.

899
00:41:56,483 --> 00:41:58,284
Very colorful.

900
00:41:58,284 --> 00:42:01,287
You look like the sort of boy
who has to fight 'em off.

901
00:42:01,287 --> 00:42:02,355
(laughs)

902
00:42:03,189 --> 00:42:06,393
So, I suppose that's a no

903
00:42:06,393 --> 00:42:09,696
as to you bringing me
my dinner tonight, hmm?

904
00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:11,164
- A no? No.
- No?

905
00:42:11,164 --> 00:42:12,799
(chuckles):
No, not a no.

906
00:42:12,799 --> 00:42:14,868
- No, not no?
- Uh, yes.

907
00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,200
(chuckles)

908
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,871
Big yes to dinner.

909
00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:20,407
Ooh. Um, a feast.
A full feast, Master.

910
00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:22,175
In fact,
I'm so glad you're here.

911
00:42:22,175 --> 00:42:25,845
Um, I was actually, um...
I was on my way to see you.

912
00:42:25,845 --> 00:42:27,347
Oh, you were on your way.

913
00:42:27,347 --> 00:42:30,550
Yes, but I had, um,
too many bodies.

914
00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:32,686
- Oh, you-you have bodies, huh?
- Yeah, too... too many.

915
00:42:32,686 --> 00:42:35,321
Well, uh, so many bodies, um,
that I couldn't carry them all.

916
00:42:35,321 --> 00:42:36,856
- Uh, you should have seen it.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

917
00:42:36,856 --> 00:42:39,392
The problem is my back
has really been playing up.

918
00:42:39,392 --> 00:42:41,895
Anyway, the-the plan is
to rent a U-Haul, and that way,

919
00:42:41,895 --> 00:42:43,863
I'll be able to get all the bodies...
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

920
00:42:43,863 --> 00:42:46,433
You know what? It's so silly,
but you don't have to worry,

921
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:49,602
um, and I-I won't bother you
with my-my problems.

922
00:42:49,602 --> 00:42:51,271
No, no.

923
00:42:51,271 --> 00:42:55,208
Please, tell me
all about your problems.

924
00:42:55,208 --> 00:43:00,460
Tell me all about
the gun-wielding criminals

925
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:01,915
who came after you
for killing their men

926
00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:07,454
because you were protecting
so-called innocent people.

927
00:43:08,221 --> 00:43:10,423
I'm-I'm sorry.

928
00:43:10,423 --> 00:43:13,590
I'm sorry, Master.
I never meant to hurt you.

929
00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:15,729
Hurt me?

930
00:43:15,729 --> 00:43:17,731
Are you actually suggesting

931
00:43:17,731 --> 00:43:21,768
that anything you could do
would hurt...

932
00:43:21,768 --> 00:43:23,403
me?!

933
00:43:23,403 --> 00:43:25,138
No. No, no, no, no, no.
No, Master, I'm sorry.

934
00:43:25,138 --> 00:43:26,573
I didn't mean...
I didn't mean that.

935
00:43:26,573 --> 00:43:27,874
No, no, it's-it's all right.
It's all right.

936
00:43:27,874 --> 00:43:29,209
- Really?
- No, it's... Yeah.

937
00:43:29,209 --> 00:43:30,577
Let me explain
something to you, okay?

938
00:43:30,577 --> 00:43:33,380
- Okay.
- I was wrong about you.

939
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:36,916
I should've realized
what you were capable of

940
00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:39,285
when you were so eager
to join me.

941
00:43:39,285 --> 00:43:41,121
I-I don't think I was eager.

942
00:43:41,121 --> 00:43:42,489
I think that you caught me
at a low moment

943
00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:44,900
and you maybe manipulated me, too.
-No, no, no,

944
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:45,892
no, no... -And you just
caught me at a low moment

945
00:43:45,892 --> 00:43:47,927
- and used some of your power...
- no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

946
00:43:47,927 --> 00:43:50,997
I use my power
for a lot of things,

947
00:43:50,997 --> 00:43:52,966
but I didn't need
to use it on you.

948
00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:55,335
You were a lawyer
who wanted to get rich

949
00:43:55,335 --> 00:43:57,404
off a real estate deal.

950
00:43:57,404 --> 00:43:59,272
You're the one who used me!

951
00:43:59,272 --> 00:44:03,276
You used my power
because you're a husk.

952
00:44:03,276 --> 00:44:06,579
An empty void
that nothing can fill.

953
00:44:06,579 --> 00:44:11,284
The only thing that gave your
life any meaning was my power.

954
00:44:11,284 --> 00:44:14,421
The power you used
to bring me victims

955
00:44:14,421 --> 00:44:16,856
while you pretended
to be one yourself.

956
00:44:16,856 --> 00:44:18,910
(exhales heavily)

957
00:44:18,910 --> 00:44:21,628
However,
I'm the real victim here!

958
00:44:21,628 --> 00:44:25,365
I'm the one
you swore to protect!

959
00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:28,802
And you...

960
00:44:28,802 --> 00:44:30,603
abandoned me!

961
00:44:31,604 --> 00:44:33,600
No.

962
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,808
That's not true.

963
00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:38,178
Just like you abandoned

964
00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:41,848
your wife and your daughter.

965
00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:45,952
That's not... I didn't...

966
00:44:45,952 --> 00:44:47,487
I didn't abandon them.

967
00:44:47,487 --> 00:44:51,191
Look into your own eyes,
Renfield.

968
00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:55,528
You're the monster, Renfield,
not me.

969
00:44:59,232 --> 00:45:01,167
It's you.

970
00:45:01,968 --> 00:45:04,304
No. No.

971
00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:07,741
That's enough. That's enough.

972
00:45:12,912 --> 00:45:13,980
What?

973
00:45:13,980 --> 00:45:15,815
(sighs)

974
00:45:18,518 --> 00:45:20,854
I will no longer tolerate abuse.

975
00:45:20,854 --> 00:45:22,722
(laughing)

976
00:45:22,722 --> 00:45:24,190
Stop laughing.

977
00:45:24,190 --> 00:45:25,692
I deserve love.

978
00:45:26,693 --> 00:45:28,940
I deserve happiness.

979
00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:30,397
You deserve only suffering.

980
00:45:31,531 --> 00:45:34,868
Um, oh. I know being undead,
it's a painful existence...

981
00:45:34,868 --> 00:45:37,370
It is... and I empathize
with your pain.

982
00:45:37,370 --> 00:45:39,500
Oh, please. Illuminate me.

983
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,373
Let me learn from you.

984
00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:44,440
I will find everyone
you have ever loved,

985
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,379
and I will drain them.

986
00:45:46,379 --> 00:45:49,749
- I will reduce this... this...
- S-Studio apartment?

987
00:45:49,749 --> 00:45:53,186
Studio apartment
until it's ash!

988
00:45:53,186 --> 00:45:55,955
Uh... uh...

989
00:45:57,957 --> 00:45:59,759
Affirmations, affirmations.

990
00:45:59,759 --> 00:46:03,296
Uh, I'm enough, and, um,
I deserve some happiness.

991
00:46:03,296 --> 00:46:05,699
There is some other stuff
that I have to say.

992
00:46:05,699 --> 00:46:08,735
Who put these ideas
in your head?

993
00:46:11,571 --> 00:46:13,640
(sighs)

994
00:46:14,908 --> 00:46:16,643
Of course.

995
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,246
(whooshing)

996
00:46:21,548 --> 00:46:22,882
What?

997
00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:30,256
Shit.

998
00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:35,128
You think Doug was murdered?

999
00:46:35,128 --> 00:46:37,630
I can't say for sure, but I...

1000
00:46:37,630 --> 00:46:40,600
I hope he was ****ing murdered.

1001
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,738
I hope he was torn to
itty-bitty pieces and then...

1002
00:46:44,738 --> 00:46:48,441
I shouldn't be saying that
to a cop, right?

1003
00:46:48,441 --> 00:46:50,844
CAITLYN:
Karla, margaritas are ready!

1004
00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:53,130
Caitlyn! Oh, God. This...

1005
00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:54,180
CAITLYN:
Try this.

1006
00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:55,315
Are you Caitlyn Berggren?

1007
00:46:55,315 --> 00:46:56,950
I can be anybody I want now.

1008
00:46:56,950 --> 00:46:58,618
That's right. Yes, you can.

1009
00:46:58,618 --> 00:47:01,488
Did you file a missing persons
report for Mitch Flaherty?

1010
00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:03,423
- Maybe.
- Are you Caitlyn?

1011
00:47:03,423 --> 00:47:04,991
H-How do you two
know each other?

1012
00:47:04,991 --> 00:47:07,794
Um, from this support group thing.
-(snickers)

1013
00:47:07,794 --> 00:47:10,497
Uh, for people addicted
to ***holes.

1014
00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:11,865
- (chuckles)
- (shushes)

1015
00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:14,000
- ***holes Anonymous.
- (Caitlyn shushing)

1016
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,469
At the Livespring Church.

1017
00:47:16,469 --> 00:47:20,640
CAROL: I realized that
I can identify healthy love.

1018
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,877
I just don't think I deserve it.

1019
00:47:23,877 --> 00:47:26,112
Um, and that's partially
the shame talking,

1020
00:47:26,112 --> 00:47:27,313
but also the rash...

1021
00:47:27,313 --> 00:47:28,682
Renfield?

1022
00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:31,217
Can I get through
one ****ing share, please?

1023
00:47:31,217 --> 00:47:32,952
Is, uh... is everyone okay?

1024
00:47:32,952 --> 00:47:34,621
- If that's what you want to call it.
-MARK: We're all fine.

1025
00:47:34,621 --> 00:47:36,456
What's going on? What's going on?
-We, uh...

1026
00:47:36,456 --> 00:47:37,857
We need to leave. Now.

1027
00:47:37,857 --> 00:47:39,693
I mean, where's the rule
that says we have to talk

1028
00:47:39,693 --> 00:47:41,494
about our feelings in a gym?
Come on, please.

1029
00:47:41,494 --> 00:47:43,797
Up. Up. Let's go somewhere safe
till morning.

1030
00:47:43,797 --> 00:47:45,331
Come on, up.
Everybody, move. Come on.

1031
00:47:45,331 --> 00:47:46,666
Renfield,
just take a deep breath.

1032
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,668
We are all fine. I promise...

1033
00:47:48,668 --> 00:47:50,537
Mark, we need to leave now.

1034
00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:52,339
- All right...
- (door bangs open)

1035
00:47:54,874 --> 00:47:59,790
Hi. Uh, are you here
for the meeting?

1036
00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:00,413
Well, come on in.

1037
00:48:00,413 --> 00:48:02,882
No! No! No!

1038
00:48:02,882 --> 00:48:04,851
(electrical crackling)

1039
00:48:04,851 --> 00:48:06,920
♪ ♪

1040
00:48:21,534 --> 00:48:25,905
You can leave your top hat
and cane by the door.

1041
00:48:26,906 --> 00:48:28,375
Renfield.

1042
00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:33,580
I'm... (laughs)

1043
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:36,490
feeling much better.

1044
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,870
Don't.

1045
00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:44,557
Would you like to introduce
yourself to the group?

1046
00:48:46,226 --> 00:48:48,595
I'm the prince of Wallachia.

1047
00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:51,898
(laughs)

1048
00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:56,770
Some call me the Dark One.

1049
00:48:58,304 --> 00:49:01,740
Others, the Lord of Death.

1050
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:02,742
(giggles)

1051
00:49:05,578 --> 00:49:10,316
However, to most,

1052
00:49:10,316 --> 00:49:13,787
I am known simply as...

1053
00:49:13,787 --> 00:49:16,890
- Renfield's boss!
- (snarling)

1054
00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:31,671
I am Dracula.

1055
00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:33,673
Okay.
Obviously, we're dealing with

1056
00:49:33,673 --> 00:49:35,775
a little bit more than
just narcissism here.

1057
00:49:35,775 --> 00:49:37,177
Master.

1058
00:49:37,177 --> 00:49:38,478
Please.

1059
00:49:38,478 --> 00:49:40,647
I should never
have forsaken you.

1060
00:49:46,453 --> 00:49:49,522
You could've had everything.

1061
00:49:49,522 --> 00:49:51,658
I gave you the choice between

1062
00:49:51,658 --> 00:49:54,694
(echoes loudly):
the power of a god

1063
00:49:54,694 --> 00:49:58,965
and the pathetic desperation
of humanity.

1064
00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,635
Why?

1065
00:50:02,635 --> 00:50:05,972
Why would you choose this?

1066
00:50:05,972 --> 00:50:08,800
Because...

1067
00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:12,212
that's what I am.

1068
00:50:15,150 --> 00:50:17,517
Master, please.

1069
00:50:17,517 --> 00:50:19,219
These are good people.

1070
00:50:19,219 --> 00:50:23,790
Good. You've finally brought me
what I've been asking for.

1071
00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:26,459
Let's eat.

1072
00:50:26,459 --> 00:50:29,195
Please. Please. No.

1073
00:50:29,195 --> 00:50:30,330
No!

1074
00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:32,332
- (hisses)
- (screaming)

1075
00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:34,000
Please, Dracula!

1076
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,503
(people screaming)

1077
00:50:50,383 --> 00:50:52,886
(whimpering)

1078
00:50:58,491 --> 00:51:00,226
(screams)

1079
00:51:01,861 --> 00:51:02,862
No.

1080
00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,567
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

1081
00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:14,207
There are some experiences

1082
00:51:14,207 --> 00:51:16,910
worse than death, Renfield.

1083
00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:22,382
Such as spending
the remaining years

1084
00:51:22,382 --> 00:51:25,552
of your miserable life

1085
00:51:25,552 --> 00:51:28,521
knowing all the depravity

1086
00:51:28,521 --> 00:51:30,857
you've witnessed
in the last century

1087
00:51:30,857 --> 00:51:35,610
will be nothing
compared to the suffering

1088
00:51:35,610 --> 00:51:39,650
I'm going to unleash
on this world.

1089
00:51:39,899 --> 00:51:42,902
The world you chose over mine.

1090
00:51:44,704 --> 00:51:47,874
When I'm finished,
the entire human race,

1091
00:51:47,874 --> 00:51:51,578
everyone you care about,
will suffer.

1092
00:51:53,413 --> 00:51:55,915
Because you betrayed me.

1093
00:51:59,619 --> 00:52:01,588
(whooshing)

1094
00:52:01,588 --> 00:52:03,890
♪ ♪

1095
00:52:10,330 --> 00:52:12,966
♪ ♪

1096
00:52:19,472 --> 00:52:22,800
- Holy shit.
- Hands in the air.

1097
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,815
(trembling breaths)

1098
00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:32,252
RENFIELD:
I destroyed everything.

1099
00:52:33,253 --> 00:52:34,788
I'll call it in.

1100
00:52:34,788 --> 00:52:37,624
RENFIELD: I thought
I could save these people

1101
00:52:37,624 --> 00:52:40,627
by bringing Dracula
all of their monsters,

1102
00:52:40,627 --> 00:52:42,195
but what I've really done is

1103
00:52:42,195 --> 00:52:45,265
deliver my monster
right to them.

1104
00:52:47,701 --> 00:52:49,369
REBECCA:
Did you call it in?

1105
00:52:49,369 --> 00:52:51,171
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1106
00:53:00,146 --> 00:53:01,815
(tires squealing)

1107
00:53:01,815 --> 00:53:04,184
(sirens wailing)

1108
00:53:14,627 --> 00:53:15,962
What the ****?

1109
00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:21,334
I'm sorry, Rebecca.

1110
00:53:30,877 --> 00:53:32,645
BELLAFRANCESCA:
It's okay.

1111
00:53:32,645 --> 00:53:34,848
This is not about you,
Miss Quincy.

1112
00:53:34,848 --> 00:53:37,250
It's about him.

1113
00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:40,860
I need to find out
what happened to Teddy

1114
00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:42,422
and punish those responsible.

1115
00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:44,991
You, of all people,
should understand that.

1116
00:53:45,825 --> 00:53:47,894
Well, I was gonna
take him to jail.

1117
00:53:47,894 --> 00:53:49,362
You all should come, too.

1118
00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:51,998
Look, Quincy,
this is a big arrest you made.

1119
00:53:51,998 --> 00:53:54,670
I want to offer you
a full promotion.

1120
00:53:54,670 --> 00:53:57,504
Right? Better hours, better pay,

1121
00:53:57,504 --> 00:54:00,407
better parking space...
In fact, Kyle's parking space.

1122
00:54:00,407 --> 00:54:02,876
- Uh, hey.
- **** you, Kyle!

1123
00:54:02,876 --> 00:54:04,344
Congratulations.

1124
00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:07,947
I know this is not exactly
what you were hoping for,

1125
00:54:07,947 --> 00:54:13,720
but success really is
the best revenge.

1126
00:54:19,626 --> 00:54:21,895
♪ ♪

1127
00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:32,739
Okay.

1128
00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:40,447
(frantic chatter, shouting)

1129
00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:44,384
****!

1130
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,950
I want the whole city activated.

1131
00:54:55,950 --> 00:54:56,429
Find them.

1132
00:54:56,429 --> 00:54:58,498
OFFICER (over radio):
Attention, all officers.

1133
00:54:58,498 --> 00:55:01,501
Officer Rebecca Quincy
is now a wanted fugitive.

1134
00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:04,738
She and her male accomplice are
armed and extremely dangerous.

1135
00:55:04,738 --> 00:55:06,106
OFFICER 2:
Officer Rebecca Quincy

1136
00:55:06,106 --> 00:55:07,474
and one unknown assailant.

1137
00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:09,442
Proceed with deadly force.

1138
00:55:14,781 --> 00:55:16,916
(groaning, muttering)

1139
00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:18,284
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1140
00:55:18,284 --> 00:55:20,200
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

1141
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,455
****, ****, ****.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1142
00:55:22,455 --> 00:55:25,125
Wait. No, no, no, no, no.

1143
00:55:25,125 --> 00:55:26,626
(panting)

1144
00:55:26,626 --> 00:55:29,829
This crime family of yours,

1145
00:55:29,829 --> 00:55:32,465
would it enjoy witnessing

1146
00:55:32,465 --> 00:55:36,360
the beheading of its enemies

1147
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:41,374
and the impalement
of all who oppose it?

1148
00:55:42,275 --> 00:55:44,310
That's-that's...
that's, like, our...

1149
00:55:44,310 --> 00:55:46,846
that's, like,
our whole thing, man.

1150
00:55:46,846 --> 00:55:49,482
And can the family
raise me soldiers?

1151
00:55:49,482 --> 00:55:52,385
We can... I can make
a couple calls, yeah.

1152
00:55:52,385 --> 00:55:56,823
Whatever pain
Renfield caused you,

1153
00:55:56,823 --> 00:56:00,226
I will return 10,000-fold.

1154
00:56:01,194 --> 00:56:05,532
I will unleash an army of death

1155
00:56:05,532 --> 00:56:08,702
whilst warming my skin

1156
00:56:08,702 --> 00:56:13,573
next to mountains
of burning corpses.

1157
00:56:17,644 --> 00:56:20,130
How does that sound to you?

1158
00:56:21,581 --> 00:56:23,483
(Teddy grunts)

1159
00:56:24,984 --> 00:56:28,254
It sounds like
you got to meet my mom.

1160
00:56:31,191 --> 00:56:33,393
(laughing)

1161
00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:35,995
(chuckles nervously)

1162
00:56:38,198 --> 00:56:40,533
Are you happy,
or are you gonna **** me up?

1163
00:56:40,533 --> 00:56:41,701
(both yell)

1164
00:56:41,701 --> 00:56:44,237
(laughing continues)

1165
00:56:45,205 --> 00:56:48,410
- (rustling nearby)
- (soft grunting)

1166
00:56:48,410 --> 00:56:50,343
(music playing quietly)

1167
00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:54,948
How are you feeling?

1168
00:56:55,782 --> 00:56:57,117
Hope you're hungry.

1169
00:56:58,518 --> 00:57:00,253
It's okay.

1170
00:57:00,253 --> 00:57:03,390
It's okay, your gun and phone
are on the side right there.

1171
00:57:04,457 --> 00:57:07,293
I'm just gonna... gonna
set these down right here.

1172
00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:08,728
There we go.

1173
00:57:08,728 --> 00:57:10,563
- Where am I?
- My place.

1174
00:57:10,563 --> 00:57:12,232
It's not an abduction.

1175
00:57:12,232 --> 00:57:15,468
In fact, uh, you know, I'm very
much still in your custody.

1176
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:18,371
Mind if I sit?

1177
00:57:19,372 --> 00:57:20,907
(sighs)

1178
00:57:25,745 --> 00:57:27,947
Snickerdoodle?

1179
00:57:29,249 --> 00:57:31,751
I don't want
your murder cookies.

1180
00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:33,987
They're just regular cookies.

1181
00:57:33,987 --> 00:57:35,588
Well, I don't know what
"regular cookies" means

1182
00:57:35,588 --> 00:57:36,923
to a murderer.

1183
00:57:36,923 --> 00:57:39,426
Um, I don't really
know that, either.

1184
00:57:39,426 --> 00:57:40,827
Ooh. Careful.

1185
00:57:40,827 --> 00:57:42,429
- You should just rest up.
- Oh. Okay.

1186
00:57:42,429 --> 00:57:43,596
- You okay?
- Yes.

1187
00:57:43,596 --> 00:57:45,331
Give me the...
give me the murder cookie.

1188
00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:47,400
Oh, yeah. -Just not the one
that looks like shit.

1189
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,602
RENFIELD: I don't know which one
you think looks like shit.

1190
00:57:49,602 --> 00:57:51,571
Thank you.

1191
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,642
Listen, I feel like I should
give you an explanation.

1192
00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:57,444
No explanation necessary.

1193
00:57:57,444 --> 00:58:01,448
I don't want you to think of me
as some kind of... murderer,

1194
00:58:01,448 --> 00:58:05,585
when it's really
much more nuanced than that.

1195
00:58:05,585 --> 00:58:07,487
You know, if you just
hear me out for a second,

1196
00:58:07,487 --> 00:58:10,900
then you'll understand I'm...
I'm not such a bad guy.

1197
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:11,925
I don't give a shit
what kind of guy you are.

1198
00:58:11,925 --> 00:58:13,626
Okay, there's no need
to be mean.

1199
00:58:13,626 --> 00:58:14,994
Excuse me?

1200
00:58:14,994 --> 00:58:16,596
I saved your life. Twice.

1201
00:58:16,596 --> 00:58:18,365
I'm not saying we need
to be friends, but you're in

1202
00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:20,500
a lot of shit right now,
and there's a very good chance

1203
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,369
I might be the only person
you can actually trust.

1204
00:58:22,369 --> 00:58:26,373
The fact that you are
the only person that I can trust

1205
00:58:26,373 --> 00:58:29,175
just proves that I am
monumentally ****ed.

1206
00:58:29,175 --> 00:58:30,844
Well, maybe you're ****ed
because of

1207
00:58:30,844 --> 00:58:32,712
- your unresolved anger.
- What?!

1208
00:58:32,712 --> 00:58:35,281
I'm no psychologist, but I've
been to a couple of meetings...

1209
00:58:35,281 --> 00:58:36,983
Oh, you've-you've been
to some meetings? Yeah?

1210
00:58:36,983 --> 00:58:39,520
Where the people come in,
they're like, "Oh, hi.

1211
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,187
How you doing?"
Drink some coffee,

1212
00:58:41,187 --> 00:58:42,856
then get brutally
****ing murdered?

1213
00:58:42,856 --> 00:58:44,570
Those meetings?

1214
00:58:44,570 --> 00:58:46,159
Uh, yes. Those meetings.

1215
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,661
You know what?

1216
00:58:48,661 --> 00:58:50,130
I am angry.

1217
00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:52,232
I graduated top of my class,

1218
00:58:52,232 --> 00:58:54,868
and I'm still working
DUI checkpoints

1219
00:58:54,868 --> 00:58:57,671
in a town with
daiquiri drive-throughs.

1220
00:58:57,671 --> 00:59:01,700
I bust my ***
for a city that is corrupt

1221
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:03,900
and lets the people
that killed my father

1222
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:04,678
get away with anything
they want to do.

1223
00:59:04,678 --> 00:59:07,681
But unlike you,
I can't go and take out my anger

1224
00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:11,840
by killing every ***hole on the
street who I think deserves it.

1225
00:59:11,851 --> 00:59:14,521
I'm sorry. That sounds...

1226
00:59:14,521 --> 00:59:16,322
painful and, um...

1227
00:59:19,659 --> 00:59:22,662
I'm not taking out my anger,
if you'd let me explain.

1228
00:59:22,662 --> 00:59:24,300
Please.

1229
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:25,565
Okay.

1230
00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:29,202
By all means.

1231
00:59:29,202 --> 00:59:31,338
(clears throat)

1232
00:59:34,107 --> 00:59:36,420
I work for Dracula.

1233
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:37,744
What?

1234
00:59:37,744 --> 00:59:39,346
Dracula.

1235
00:59:40,347 --> 00:59:41,214
Dracula?

1236
00:59:41,214 --> 00:59:43,950
- Dracula.
- Count Dracula?

1237
00:59:43,950 --> 00:59:46,252
No, no. President Dracula.

1238
00:59:46,252 --> 00:59:48,221
Yes, of co... Yes. Sorry.

1239
00:59:48,221 --> 00:59:50,223
Count Dracula.
I'm... I'm his familiar.

1240
00:59:50,223 --> 00:59:51,891
I-I... you know,
I tend to his needs,

1241
00:59:51,891 --> 00:59:54,594
including care, feeding,
uh, you know,

1242
00:59:54,594 --> 00:59:57,364
anything especially during
the daylight hours.

1243
00:59:57,364 --> 01:00:00,300
Like, you get Dracula
people to eat?

1244
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:02,635
I do other stuff, too.

1245
01:00:02,635 --> 01:00:04,804
Like what? Wash his cape?

1246
01:00:04,804 --> 01:00:06,206
No.

1247
01:00:06,206 --> 01:00:07,774
It's dry-clean only.

1248
01:00:09,242 --> 01:00:11,244
(sighs) My God.

1249
01:00:11,244 --> 01:00:15,448
I cannot believe
I bought into your bullshit.

1250
01:00:16,249 --> 01:00:17,917
You're not a hero.

1251
01:00:17,917 --> 01:00:19,552
You're not even a villain.

1252
01:00:19,552 --> 01:00:22,789
You're just a guy
that kills random people.

1253
01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:27,660
(cell phone vibrating)

1254
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:29,262
What?

1255
01:00:29,262 --> 01:00:31,164
Rebecca, you were right.

1256
01:00:31,164 --> 01:00:33,233
I ran that pen through Interpol.

1257
01:00:33,233 --> 01:00:35,135
This is beyond the Lobos.

1258
01:00:35,135 --> 01:00:37,337
Whoever's responsible
for those disappearances

1259
01:00:37,337 --> 01:00:39,272
has been linked to cases
all over the world

1260
01:00:39,272 --> 01:00:41,408
going back decades.

1261
01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:45,145
If this is the same guy,
he's probably 70 or 80 years old

1262
01:00:45,145 --> 01:00:47,781
and he might be
the most prolific serial killer

1263
01:00:47,781 --> 01:00:49,315
the world has ever known.

1264
01:00:49,315 --> 01:00:50,750
So, where are you?

1265
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:53,586
Where am I? Um...

1266
01:00:53,586 --> 01:00:55,288
I'm-I'm at his...
I'm at his place.

1267
01:00:55,288 --> 01:00:56,956
But-but it's-it's okay
because he's-he's in...

1268
01:00:56,956 --> 01:00:58,910
- he's in my custody.
- What?

1269
01:00:58,910 --> 01:01:00,293
And he made me some cookies.

1270
01:01:00,293 --> 01:01:01,795
You didn't eat the cookies,
did you?

1271
01:01:01,795 --> 01:01:05,432
No. I don't eat the cookies
of strange men.

1272
01:01:05,432 --> 01:01:07,267
Okay. Well, I'm gonna head
over there with my team.

1273
01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:09,202
No, no, no. Don't.
I need to get him to you.

1274
01:01:09,202 --> 01:01:10,503
The Lobos are after him, too.

1275
01:01:10,503 --> 01:01:12,380
I don't know who we can trust.

1276
01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:13,707
Meet me at Café Du Monde
in 20 minutes.

1277
01:01:13,707 --> 01:01:17,310
Okay, just...
please be careful, Rebecca.

1278
01:01:18,211 --> 01:01:20,146
You, too.

1279
01:01:24,851 --> 01:01:27,153
♪ ♪

1280
01:01:39,132 --> 01:01:41,340
- (sirens blaring)
- (engines revving)

1281
01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:42,635
(tires squealing)

1282
01:01:46,573 --> 01:01:48,341
Oh, shit.

1283
01:01:48,341 --> 01:01:49,743
REBECCA:
Go, go.

1284
01:01:54,681 --> 01:01:56,683
OFFICER (over radio): All units,
you have a green light.

1285
01:01:56,683 --> 01:01:57,751
Commence attack.

1286
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,257
(siren blaring)

1287
01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:11,398
We need to find a bug. Now.

1288
01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:13,867
(indistinct chatter)

1289
01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:15,168
REBECCA:
Why?

1290
01:02:15,168 --> 01:02:16,569
Their life force gives me power.

1291
01:02:16,569 --> 01:02:18,204
Their life force
gives you power?

1292
01:02:18,204 --> 01:02:19,606
Yes. It's confusing,
but trust me, it works.

1293
01:02:19,606 --> 01:02:21,508
Any second now,
a shit ton of guys

1294
01:02:21,508 --> 01:02:23,777
are coming up those stairs,
and if you want me to do

1295
01:02:23,777 --> 01:02:26,413
what I did at the restaurant,
we need to find a bug now.

1296
01:02:26,413 --> 01:02:29,382
- You two, with me.
- Go, go, go.

1297
01:02:30,283 --> 01:02:31,851
Come on.
A juicy spider, anything.

1298
01:02:32,852 --> 01:02:34,888
Yes!

1299
01:02:34,888 --> 01:02:36,856
Give me that!

1300
01:02:41,270 --> 01:02:43,960
(grunting)

1301
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:44,964
You're a bad man, Mr. Renfield!

1302
01:02:46,199 --> 01:02:47,767
Yeah, well...

1303
01:02:49,369 --> 01:02:51,371
Sometimes that comes in handy.

1304
01:02:51,371 --> 01:02:55,241
("Superdeadfriends" by Yungblud
playing)

1305
01:02:55,241 --> 01:02:57,911
♪ I want to live
in a new dimension ♪

1306
01:02:57,911 --> 01:03:00,647
♪ Take a rocket ship
without no suspension ♪

1307
01:03:00,647 --> 01:03:03,550
♪ I want to live
in a world where I ♪

1308
01:03:03,550 --> 01:03:05,985
♪ Can be who I am
without having to try ♪

1309
01:03:05,985 --> 01:03:08,421
♪ Mum, Dad, let me breathe ♪

1310
01:03:08,421 --> 01:03:10,924
♪ Let me be free
to come off my feet ♪

1311
01:03:10,924 --> 01:03:12,992
♪ When you're making a baby
in missionary ♪

1312
01:03:12,992 --> 01:03:17,630
♪ Be prepared to accept them
for what they're gonna be ♪

1313
01:03:17,630 --> 01:03:18,264
♪ ♪

1314
01:03:18,264 --> 01:03:19,766
(groans)

1315
01:03:24,304 --> 01:03:26,439
- Ooh.
- That son of a ***** can fly?

1316
01:03:26,439 --> 01:03:28,975
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1317
01:03:28,975 --> 01:03:31,444
♪ You're inside my head,
you're inside my head ♪

1318
01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:34,414
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1319
01:03:34,414 --> 01:03:36,116
♪ We got something left,
yeah, yeah ♪

1320
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:40,787
♪ We got something left ♪

1321
01:03:40,787 --> 01:03:42,789
♪ Yeah, yeah, each other ♪

1322
01:03:42,789 --> 01:03:44,858
(yelling)

1323
01:03:44,858 --> 01:03:47,293
♪ I got a travel ban
from this planet ♪

1324
01:03:47,293 --> 01:03:49,963
♪ They locked me in a room
with a man with no manners ♪

1325
01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:52,165
♪ We don't care if you're Black
or you're white ♪

1326
01:03:52,165 --> 01:03:55,135
♪ Asian or
***ually intertwined ♪

1327
01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:57,470
♪ It's time to take a look
at the world through our eyes ♪

1328
01:03:57,470 --> 01:03:59,939
♪ If you stick around,
you may like what you find ♪

1329
01:03:59,939 --> 01:04:02,642
♪ Take two from me
and you start to divide ♪

1330
01:04:10,216 --> 01:04:12,886
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1331
01:04:12,886 --> 01:04:15,550
♪ You're inside my head,
you're inside my head ♪

1332
01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,757
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1333
01:04:17,757 --> 01:04:20,260
♪ We got something left,
yeah, yeah, each other ♪

1334
01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:22,195
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1335
01:04:31,237 --> 01:04:33,506
♪ ♪

1336
01:04:40,347 --> 01:04:41,848
(grunts)

1337
01:04:41,848 --> 01:04:43,650
(panting)

1338
01:04:45,652 --> 01:04:47,520
You know when
something crazy happens

1339
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,888
and someone's like,

1340
01:04:48,888 --> 01:04:50,557
"I'm so sorry
you had to see that"?

1341
01:04:50,557 --> 01:04:52,359
- Mm.
- And the other person's like,

1342
01:04:52,359 --> 01:04:54,361
"It's okay,
I've seen way worse"?

1343
01:04:54,361 --> 01:04:56,290
Yeah.

1344
01:04:57,330 --> 01:05:00,700
Everything I saw you do today
is gonna be my "way worse."

1345
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:03,203
This shit's gotten
completely out of control.

1346
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:04,738
And for what? Teddy?

1347
01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:06,506
He's a freaking idiot.

1348
01:05:06,506 --> 01:05:09,750
I'm sorry, Bella, but I'm out.

1349
01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:10,543
Get the **** out my way.

1350
01:05:10,543 --> 01:05:12,746
This whole family
is ****ing nuts.

1351
01:05:12,746 --> 01:05:14,547
Oh, hey.
I was just talking about...

1352
01:05:19,386 --> 01:05:21,654
Looks like he's back in.

1353
01:05:21,654 --> 01:05:22,989
Son.

1354
01:05:22,989 --> 01:05:25,225
(chuckling):
Oh, Mom.

1355
01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:26,726
Where have you been?

1356
01:05:26,726 --> 01:05:28,928
Oh, I've been getting my hands
real ****ing dirty.

1357
01:05:28,928 --> 01:05:31,640
Come here.
I got to show you someone.

1358
01:05:33,433 --> 01:05:36,200
♪ ♪

1359
01:05:39,472 --> 01:05:42,175
Right there.
Put it down right there.

1360
01:05:42,175 --> 01:05:44,477
Right in front of the head.

1361
01:05:59,993 --> 01:06:02,462
It's ****ing Dracula!

1362
01:06:02,462 --> 01:06:05,198
It's the real ****ing Dracula!

1363
01:06:05,198 --> 01:06:07,000
****, man!

1364
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,369
He wants to take over
the world with us.

1365
01:06:09,369 --> 01:06:12,472
Hello, Mr. Dracula.

1366
01:06:12,472 --> 01:06:15,975
Or should I say Prince Dracula?

1367
01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:17,510
Enchantée.

1368
01:06:17,510 --> 01:06:20,180
The pleasure is all mine.

1369
01:06:22,148 --> 01:06:24,317
We have much to discuss.

1370
01:06:24,317 --> 01:06:26,152
Oh.

1371
01:06:26,152 --> 01:06:27,687
Okay.

1372
01:06:28,621 --> 01:06:30,490
REBECCA: God, I hope
my sister gets here soon.

1373
01:06:30,490 --> 01:06:32,225
There's a lot of heat on us.

1374
01:06:32,225 --> 01:06:34,828
RENFIELD: I took my family
to a place like this in London

1375
01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:37,163
the morning I left
for Dracula's castle.

1376
01:06:37,163 --> 01:06:38,832
You had a family?

1377
01:06:38,832 --> 01:06:40,333
I did.

1378
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:43,670
Um, it was a... a long time ago.

1379
01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:46,840
A really long time ago.

1380
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,842
Yeah, I'm older than I look.

1381
01:06:48,842 --> 01:06:50,677
That's Lilian.
She was five then.

1382
01:06:50,677 --> 01:06:52,479
I thought going to Europe

1383
01:06:52,479 --> 01:06:53,980
to make some big deal
with a count

1384
01:06:53,980 --> 01:06:56,683
would give us
the life we deserved.

1385
01:06:58,184 --> 01:07:00,553
Or, um...

1386
01:07:00,553 --> 01:07:02,522
what I thought I deserved.

1387
01:07:04,491 --> 01:07:07,994
I let them down in so many ways.

1388
01:07:13,666 --> 01:07:17,370
You know,
that's his greatest power.

1389
01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:19,873
He looks into your eyes
and finds

1390
01:07:19,873 --> 01:07:23,743
what you think you need
to make your life whole.

1391
01:07:23,743 --> 01:07:26,713
Your... your dreams
and your desires

1392
01:07:26,713 --> 01:07:31,217
and your... greed.

1393
01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,887
Your shame.

1394
01:07:33,887 --> 01:07:39,359
I blamed him for forcing me
to abandon my family,

1395
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:41,895
but that... that's not true.

1396
01:07:41,895 --> 01:07:44,640
I...

1397
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,101
I wanted all those things,
and I chose to follow him.

1398
01:07:48,101 --> 01:07:49,402
I'm not a victim. I'm...

1399
01:07:49,402 --> 01:07:52,238
I made all those mistakes
on my own.

1400
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,776
Look, I don't think
you're such a bad guy.

1401
01:07:57,877 --> 01:07:59,879
Life throws
a lot of shit at you,

1402
01:07:59,879 --> 01:08:01,915
but sometimes
you fall under the thrall

1403
01:08:01,915 --> 01:08:03,917
of a vampire for a few decades,

1404
01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:07,787
and sometimes you call
your sister an unbearable twat

1405
01:08:07,787 --> 01:08:10,457
at Grandma's birthday party.

1406
01:08:10,457 --> 01:08:12,292
(chuckles softly)

1407
01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:15,428
You should make things right
with your sister while you can.

1408
01:08:15,428 --> 01:08:16,763
Hmm?

1409
01:08:18,264 --> 01:08:20,266
Speaking of.

1410
01:08:22,635 --> 01:08:24,771
I'm gonna call her.

1411
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,976
DRACULA:
Renfield. It's so wonderful

1412
01:08:29,976 --> 01:08:31,945
that you have finally
found someone

1413
01:08:31,945 --> 01:08:36,516
who does inspire you
to grow as a person.

1414
01:08:36,516 --> 01:08:37,984
Hey, where are you?

1415
01:08:37,984 --> 01:08:39,652
DRACULA:
I have found some people

1416
01:08:39,652 --> 01:08:41,788
who will unleash my potential
as well.

1417
01:08:41,788 --> 01:08:43,923
They understand this world

1418
01:08:43,923 --> 01:08:47,193
for what it is
and what it needs.

1419
01:08:47,193 --> 01:08:50,663
BELLAFRANCESCA (over phone):
Hello, Rebecca.

1420
01:08:50,663 --> 01:08:52,298
Looking for someone?

1421
01:08:52,298 --> 01:08:53,767
Where's my sister?

1422
01:08:53,767 --> 01:08:56,803
I offered you so much, Rebecca,

1423
01:08:56,803 --> 01:09:00,807
but you put your faith
in such fragile institutions

1424
01:09:00,807 --> 01:09:04,477
instead of something
far more enduring.

1425
01:09:04,477 --> 01:09:06,312
We've got your sister.

1426
01:09:06,312 --> 01:09:08,648
She doesn't have much time.

1427
01:09:09,516 --> 01:09:11,851
Rebecca, where are you going?

1428
01:09:11,851 --> 01:09:13,987
- To get my sister.
- Rebecca, you don't understand.

1429
01:09:13,987 --> 01:09:16,222
It's not just the Lobos. It's...

1430
01:09:16,222 --> 01:09:17,824
Dracula is with them.

1431
01:09:17,824 --> 01:09:20,326
- Fine. I'll go myself.
- Look, please.

1432
01:09:20,326 --> 01:09:21,895
I tried to stand up to him,

1433
01:09:21,895 --> 01:09:25,999
and he killed people
I cared about.

1434
01:09:25,999 --> 01:09:28,334
I can't let that happen again.

1435
01:09:28,334 --> 01:09:30,704
You want to be a hero, Renfield?

1436
01:09:30,704 --> 01:09:32,672
You have to risk everything.

1437
01:09:32,672 --> 01:09:35,342
And as someone
that cares about you,

1438
01:09:35,342 --> 01:09:38,311
you're never really gonna
be free until you face him.

1439
01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,913
You care about me?

1440
01:09:39,913 --> 01:09:41,715
Is that what it takes
to get you in the car?

1441
01:09:41,715 --> 01:09:43,516
All right,
if we're gonna do this,

1442
01:09:43,516 --> 01:09:46,519
we need to prepare, and
we need to do it before sunset.

1443
01:09:46,519 --> 01:09:48,154
I'm ready to do it before lunch.

1444
01:09:48,154 --> 01:09:49,856
Okay.

1445
01:09:49,856 --> 01:09:52,250
REBECCA: Let's face it,
they know we're coming,

1446
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:54,270
so let's go in style.

1447
01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:55,762
(engine revving,
tires squealing)

1448
01:09:55,762 --> 01:09:57,997
Yeah, just guns won't be enough.

1449
01:09:59,733 --> 01:10:03,536
I'm gonna need bugs...
Lots of bugs...

1450
01:10:03,536 --> 01:10:05,205
Wooden stakes,

1451
01:10:05,205 --> 01:10:07,207
uh, crucifixes,

1452
01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:09,776
and, uh,
maybe a protection circle.

1453
01:10:09,776 --> 01:10:11,111
What the **** is
a protection circle?

1454
01:10:11,111 --> 01:10:12,946
It's a circle
made of powder that...

1455
01:10:12,946 --> 01:10:15,215
It-it traps demons
if you say the right,

1456
01:10:15,215 --> 01:10:17,617
- uh, Latin stuff.
- Forget it.

1457
01:10:17,617 --> 01:10:20,420
♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na-na,
na-na, na-na ♪

1458
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:22,856
♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na-na... ♪

1459
01:10:22,856 --> 01:10:25,725
Oh, once it's dark,
it'll be too late.

1460
01:10:25,725 --> 01:10:28,610
(munching loudly)

1461
01:10:28,610 --> 01:10:31,231
Can you maybe
save that for later?

1462
01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:32,899
Oh, sorry.

1463
01:10:32,899 --> 01:10:35,268
- It's all in...
- Is it in my teeth?

1464
01:10:35,268 --> 01:10:37,137
It is in every tooth.

1465
01:10:37,137 --> 01:10:39,906
- ♪ Dress like a sleeper cell ♪
- ♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na-na ♪

1466
01:10:39,906 --> 01:10:41,741
♪ I'd rather go to hell ♪

1467
01:10:41,741 --> 01:10:43,710
♪ Pull this pin,
let this world explode. ♪

1468
01:10:43,710 --> 01:10:45,979
Uh...

1469
01:10:47,747 --> 01:10:50,450
No matter what happens
in there, ju...

1470
01:10:52,986 --> 01:10:55,121
Make sure you save your sister.

1471
01:10:57,390 --> 01:10:58,558
(sighs)

1472
01:10:58,558 --> 01:11:00,794
♪ ♪

1473
01:11:05,598 --> 01:11:08,101
Must be nice...

1474
01:11:08,101 --> 01:11:11,304
not needing to be invited in.

1475
01:11:11,304 --> 01:11:13,907
Wait a second. Wait a second.
Don't I know you?

1476
01:11:13,907 --> 01:11:16,343
Because you look so...

1477
01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:20,513
(snorts)

1478
01:11:22,148 --> 01:11:24,170
familiar.

1479
01:11:25,652 --> 01:11:28,788
♪ ♪

1480
01:11:42,702 --> 01:11:45,380
(yelling, grunting)

1481
01:11:53,813 --> 01:11:55,480
(gunshot)

1482
01:12:04,124 --> 01:12:05,658
(yells)

1483
01:12:07,794 --> 01:12:09,763
(laughing)

1484
01:12:10,930 --> 01:12:12,565
Afternoon, Officer.

1485
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,934
Shit. I'm out.

1486
01:12:16,436 --> 01:12:18,972
You think I need guns
to **** you up?

1487
01:12:18,972 --> 01:12:20,940
Let's do this. What the ****?

1488
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:24,678
(grunting)

1489
01:12:35,288 --> 01:12:36,990
****!

1490
01:12:36,990 --> 01:12:39,359
(grunting and groaning)

1491
01:12:41,494 --> 01:12:43,997
You should've taken my offer
when you had the chance.

1492
01:12:45,298 --> 01:12:46,800
Now the only choice
you're gonna get

1493
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,636
is which one of your limbs
I'm gonna tear off first!

1494
01:12:50,203 --> 01:12:51,805
Go!

1495
01:12:52,972 --> 01:12:54,541
No!

1496
01:12:58,712 --> 01:13:00,146
(groaning)

1497
01:13:01,114 --> 01:13:04,718
Oh, this must drive you crazy...
Him choosing me over you.

1498
01:13:04,718 --> 01:13:06,786
I don't really have
strong feelings about it.

1499
01:13:06,786 --> 01:13:09,122
I'm clearly the yin
to your yang.

1500
01:13:09,122 --> 01:13:10,523
We've barely met twice.

1501
01:13:10,523 --> 01:13:12,325
You patronizing piece of shit!

1502
01:13:15,295 --> 01:13:18,310
Oh, my goodness.

1503
01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:20,330
You almost scared me.

1504
01:13:20,330 --> 01:13:21,234
Where's my sister?

1505
01:13:21,234 --> 01:13:22,569
Oh, that.

1506
01:13:22,569 --> 01:13:24,170
One moment, please.

1507
01:13:24,170 --> 01:13:26,539
I need to set the mood first.

1508
01:13:35,248 --> 01:13:37,717
(trembling breaths)

1509
01:13:41,187 --> 01:13:42,922
- Hello, Rebecca.
- (gasps)

1510
01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,192
Don't worry.

1511
01:13:46,192 --> 01:13:48,940
I won't hurt you.

1512
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:50,530
It's nice to finally meet you.

1513
01:13:52,198 --> 01:13:56,936
I can only imagine what
you might have heard about me

1514
01:13:56,936 --> 01:13:59,720
from poor Renfield.

1515
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,876
Besides making him bring you
people to eat?

1516
01:14:02,876 --> 01:14:08,882
(chuckling): Well, we did have
a complicated relationship.

1517
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:13,453
However, when I saw you
through his eyes,

1518
01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:16,890
I knew I had
to make things right.

1519
01:14:16,890 --> 01:14:19,392
Having Dracula powers
is ****ing amazing.

1520
01:14:19,392 --> 01:14:21,961
Stop saying "Dracula powers."

1521
01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:25,650
Fine. What do you call it?

1522
01:14:25,650 --> 01:14:26,566
It's a curse.

1523
01:14:27,567 --> 01:14:30,770
God, you're such
a ****ing drama queen.

1524
01:14:31,971 --> 01:14:34,307
Would you please listen?

1525
01:14:34,307 --> 01:14:36,760
They come with a cost, okay?

1526
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:37,610
You'll become his slave.

1527
01:14:37,610 --> 01:14:40,914
See, that's where you're wrong,
because Master told me...

1528
01:14:42,115 --> 01:14:43,283
Shit.

1529
01:14:43,283 --> 01:14:44,818
Mm-hmm.

1530
01:14:46,619 --> 01:14:50,957
For half a millennium,
I've seen only weakness

1531
01:14:50,957 --> 01:14:53,426
in the hearts of men.

1532
01:14:55,428 --> 01:15:00,100
And then I looked into yours.

1533
01:15:04,504 --> 01:15:09,843
Renfield used only
the smallest taste of my power

1534
01:15:09,843 --> 01:15:12,112
to do what he thought was good.

1535
01:15:12,112 --> 01:15:16,850
Imagine what I could do,
Rebecca, with you by my side.

1536
01:15:16,850 --> 01:15:19,586
We could bring
the justice you seek

1537
01:15:19,586 --> 01:15:22,155
to those who've escaped it
for too long.

1538
01:15:26,159 --> 01:15:27,794
(groans)

1539
01:15:31,598 --> 01:15:35,135
- And I can heal your sister.
- (gasps)

1540
01:15:38,872 --> 01:15:42,609
My blood will bring her back.

1541
01:15:43,476 --> 01:15:44,811
No.

1542
01:15:44,811 --> 01:15:46,880
DRACULA:
Say the word, Rebecca,

1543
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,684
and I will undo
what the Lobos have done.

1544
01:15:50,684 --> 01:15:53,286
All I ask in exchange...

1545
01:15:53,286 --> 01:15:55,522
(sniffling)

1546
01:15:56,489 --> 01:15:59,859
is for you

1547
01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:02,620
to join me.

1548
01:16:02,620 --> 01:16:03,396
No, don't listen to him.

1549
01:16:03,396 --> 01:16:06,320
He said the same shit to me.

1550
01:16:14,974 --> 01:16:16,509
Can you save her?

1551
01:16:17,310 --> 01:16:18,912
Yes.

1552
01:16:18,912 --> 01:16:20,814
(yells)

1553
01:16:24,684 --> 01:16:26,353
TEDDY:
What did he call you again?

1554
01:16:26,353 --> 01:16:27,587
An empty ****ing husk?

1555
01:16:27,587 --> 01:16:29,522
See, that... that is why

1556
01:16:29,522 --> 01:16:31,491
Dracula and I work
so well together.

1557
01:16:31,491 --> 01:16:33,193
I'm a full husk,

1558
01:16:33,193 --> 01:16:35,950
full of everything you're not.

1559
01:16:35,950 --> 01:16:38,531
Strength, power, loyalty!

1560
01:16:50,176 --> 01:16:52,450
DRACULA:
Her time is running out.

1561
01:16:52,450 --> 01:16:53,179
Oh, join me.

1562
01:16:53,179 --> 01:16:54,547
Don't.

1563
01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:59,919
I told you,
this is what he does.

1564
01:16:59,919 --> 01:17:01,388
REBECCA:
So what?

1565
01:17:02,188 --> 01:17:04,900
I lost my dad.

1566
01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:05,759
I can't lose my sister.

1567
01:17:09,763 --> 01:17:12,399
And if he can give her
back to me...

1568
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,403
I don't care
if I lose myself.

1569
01:17:17,537 --> 01:17:19,372
You were wrong about him.

1570
01:17:19,372 --> 01:17:21,341
He's not a monster.

1571
01:17:21,341 --> 01:17:24,377
He wants to be better, like you.

1572
01:17:25,211 --> 01:17:26,880
Maybe I can help.

1573
01:17:27,914 --> 01:17:31,451
In all the darkness,
I can find the light.

1574
01:17:36,890 --> 01:17:38,958
(chuckling softly)

1575
01:17:47,634 --> 01:17:48,802
Shit.

1576
01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,603
(switch clicking)

1577
01:17:50,603 --> 01:17:52,572
(hisses)

1578
01:17:54,774 --> 01:17:57,610
(screaming)

1579
01:18:02,916 --> 01:18:04,918
(button beeping)

1580
01:18:04,918 --> 01:18:07,253
(bats squeaking)

1581
01:18:17,970 --> 01:18:18,431
(grunts)

1582
01:18:23,937 --> 01:18:25,438
(metal clinking)

1583
01:18:25,438 --> 01:18:27,307
(trembling breaths)

1584
01:18:33,446 --> 01:18:35,849
(electrical buzzing)

1585
01:18:37,450 --> 01:18:39,619
(wings fluttering)

1586
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,995
(rustling nearby)

1587
01:18:53,133 --> 01:18:54,501
DRACULA:
That was impressive.

1588
01:18:56,136 --> 01:19:00,206
I can see what Renfield saw...

1589
01:19:00,206 --> 01:19:02,142
in you.

1590
01:19:02,142 --> 01:19:03,843
(snarls)

1591
01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:09,683
Now he'll see it go into me.

1592
01:19:17,157 --> 01:19:18,858
(hisses)

1593
01:19:20,326 --> 01:19:22,362
(grunts)

1594
01:19:22,362 --> 01:19:24,397
Congratulations.

1595
01:19:24,397 --> 01:19:26,232
You shot my foot.

1596
01:19:26,232 --> 01:19:30,360
Your foot still bleeds.

1597
01:19:35,675 --> 01:19:37,644
(hissing)

1598
01:19:38,244 --> 01:19:39,846
Die!

1599
01:19:42,882 --> 01:19:45,685
(yells)

1600
01:19:46,553 --> 01:19:49,220
(screams) No! Oh, no!

1601
01:19:49,989 --> 01:19:51,524
(shouting)

1602
01:19:53,259 --> 01:19:55,695
(laughing)

1603
01:19:55,695 --> 01:20:00,100
You can't take my teeth.

1604
01:20:02,535 --> 01:20:05,739
You see, there will always
be people like you.

1605
01:20:05,739 --> 01:20:09,420
There are far more Renfields
in this world

1606
01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:10,710
than there are Rebeccas.

1607
01:20:10,710 --> 01:20:12,278
RENFIELD:
He's right.

1608
01:20:12,278 --> 01:20:14,381
There are millions
of people like me.

1609
01:20:14,381 --> 01:20:15,415
GROUP:
I am enough...

1610
01:20:15,415 --> 01:20:17,217
RENFIELD:
And they're all

1611
01:20:17,217 --> 01:20:18,718
trying to figure out

1612
01:20:18,718 --> 01:20:20,954
how to overcome
their destructive relationships.

1613
01:20:20,954 --> 01:20:24,724
Always remember, you're the one
with the real power.

1614
01:20:24,724 --> 01:20:26,693
RENFIELD:
Millions of codependent people.

1615
01:20:26,693 --> 01:20:30,797
I am the dark poetry
in the hearts of all mankind.

1616
01:20:30,797 --> 01:20:33,233
- (laughing)
- RENFIELD: Millions of people

1617
01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:36,236
just like me.

1618
01:20:36,236 --> 01:20:38,605
All you got to do
is take it back.

1619
01:20:38,605 --> 01:20:41,307
Do you know what you are?

1620
01:20:41,307 --> 01:20:44,744
Yes, I do.

1621
01:20:47,814 --> 01:20:50,417
- I'm Robert...
- (groaning)

1622
01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:53,486
Montague Renfield,

1623
01:20:53,486 --> 01:20:55,955
and I'm a codependent.

1624
01:20:55,955 --> 01:20:58,425
♪ ♪

1625
01:21:01,127 --> 01:21:03,430
You're right. You didn't
have to use your power

1626
01:21:03,430 --> 01:21:05,331
to make me your servant,

1627
01:21:05,331 --> 01:21:08,134
because I gave
all my power to you.

1628
01:21:08,134 --> 01:21:10,336
And I can take it back.

1629
01:21:10,336 --> 01:21:13,273
I am enough!

1630
01:21:13,273 --> 01:21:16,409
And I have enough!

1631
01:21:16,409 --> 01:21:19,979
And I am capable of change!

1632
01:21:19,979 --> 01:21:21,147
(panting)

1633
01:21:21,147 --> 01:21:22,749
Because I love myself.

1634
01:21:22,749 --> 01:21:24,517
- (groans)
- I'm taking...

1635
01:21:24,517 --> 01:21:29,622
full charge of my life today!

1636
01:21:29,622 --> 01:21:32,325
Look into my eyes, Dracula.

1637
01:21:32,325 --> 01:21:33,793
(whimpering)

1638
01:21:33,793 --> 01:21:36,963
Full power, mother****er.

1639
01:21:36,963 --> 01:21:38,131
(gasps)

1640
01:21:42,168 --> 01:21:43,970
(yells)

1641
01:21:53,713 --> 01:21:55,715
Holy shit, it worked.

1642
01:21:56,983 --> 01:21:58,852
RENFIELD:
Is that a protection circle?

1643
01:21:58,852 --> 01:22:01,321
I got the instructions
off a Wiccan Tumblr.

1644
01:22:01,321 --> 01:22:03,723
Oh. And-and that?

1645
01:22:03,723 --> 01:22:05,725
- Cocaine.
- Really?

1646
01:22:05,725 --> 01:22:07,994
Yeah.
I guess any kind of powder works

1647
01:22:07,994 --> 01:22:11,398
as long as you say
the right magic words.

1648
01:22:11,398 --> 01:22:13,666
Wow. (chuckles)
Thank you, Wiccan Tumblr.

1649
01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:15,735
(Dracula grunting)

1650
01:22:20,173 --> 01:22:23,677
So, um, what do we do now?

1651
01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:28,982
("Yesterday, Tomorrow & Today"
by David Wilkins playing)

1652
01:22:36,356 --> 01:22:38,892
♪ I wake up each morning ♪

1653
01:22:38,892 --> 01:22:41,561
♪ With your sweet kiss
on my mind ♪

1654
01:22:41,561 --> 01:22:44,764
♪ The early morning sun
shining through ♪

1655
01:22:45,565 --> 01:22:47,534
Any last wishes?

1656
01:22:48,935 --> 01:22:54,400
I wish to spend
a season in hell,

1657
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,777
where all
the amusing people are.

1658
01:23:00,914 --> 01:23:04,584
Hail Satan!

1659
01:23:07,454 --> 01:23:09,122
You know, I've personally
seen him come back

1660
01:23:09,122 --> 01:23:12,920
from some crazy shit,
so why not try everything?

1661
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:14,627
You know, I'm not even
100% sure this will kill him,

1662
01:23:14,627 --> 01:23:19,232
but I do know it will take him
a long, long time

1663
01:23:19,232 --> 01:23:21,434
to come back from.

1664
01:23:21,434 --> 01:23:25,238
♪ You're my yesterday,
tomorrow and today. ♪

1665
01:23:25,238 --> 01:23:27,440
(song ends)

1666
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:29,342
REBECCA:
You were right.

1667
01:23:29,342 --> 01:23:31,770
Success is the best revenge.

1668
01:23:31,770 --> 01:23:32,445
Touché, ma chérie.

1669
01:23:32,445 --> 01:23:34,581
Au revoir, *****.

1670
01:23:36,149 --> 01:23:37,784
Hey. You okay?

1671
01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:41,354
Renfield said
you guys gave me some...

1672
01:23:41,354 --> 01:23:43,189
(chuckling):
Dracula blood?

1673
01:23:43,189 --> 01:23:45,859
Oh, no, no.
It's a euphemism for, uh...

1674
01:23:45,859 --> 01:23:47,961
it's an... it's an...
like, an herbal remedy.

1675
01:23:47,961 --> 01:23:51,264
Okay. So, do you think
they carry it at GNC?

1676
01:23:51,264 --> 01:23:54,768
Yeah. Yeah, I th-think so.

1677
01:23:54,768 --> 01:23:56,636
(laughs)

1678
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:01,675
I love you, Kate.

1679
01:24:06,146 --> 01:24:07,781
So...

1680
01:24:10,150 --> 01:24:12,218
There's only one thing
left to do.

1681
01:24:12,218 --> 01:24:14,487
You know...

1682
01:24:14,487 --> 01:24:16,623
I've got to pay
for what I've done.

1683
01:24:16,623 --> 01:24:19,659
I don't want you to go somewhere
just to punish yourself.

1684
01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:21,995
You belong out in the world.

1685
01:24:21,995 --> 01:24:25,365
People have a lot to learn
from a person like you.

1686
01:24:25,365 --> 01:24:27,367
Like what?

1687
01:24:27,367 --> 01:24:30,570
It's never too late
to be a hero.

1688
01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:31,971
Hmm.

1689
01:24:31,971 --> 01:24:34,674
RENFIELD: I was lost
in a world of darkness

1690
01:24:34,674 --> 01:24:36,900
for a very long time,

1691
01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:39,120
but with all of your help,

1692
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:41,147
I, um...

1693
01:24:41,147 --> 01:24:42,682
I found a way out.

1694
01:24:42,682 --> 01:24:46,820
Without you, I would never
have learned that...

1695
01:24:48,188 --> 01:24:50,357
I could save myself.

1696
01:24:50,357 --> 01:24:54,561
And thank you
for using Dracula blood

1697
01:24:54,561 --> 01:24:56,763
to bring us all back to life.

1698
01:24:56,763 --> 01:24:58,732
- (light laughter, murmuring)
- You know, if it...

1699
01:24:58,732 --> 01:25:00,734
if it wasn't for you,
uh, none of us

1700
01:25:00,734 --> 01:25:02,569
would have learned
what it's like

1701
01:25:02,569 --> 01:25:05,105
to come back
from the other side,

1702
01:25:05,105 --> 01:25:07,207
having seen things

1703
01:25:07,207 --> 01:25:09,442
that you can't unsee.

1704
01:25:09,442 --> 01:25:12,278
And know things

1705
01:25:12,278 --> 01:25:15,415
that you can't unknow.

1706
01:25:16,216 --> 01:25:18,351
(chuckles) Okay.

1707
01:25:18,351 --> 01:25:20,720
Fantastic meeting today, guys.

1708
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:23,560
- Truly.
- (others murmuring)

1709
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:26,920
("I'm Free" by The Soup Dragons
playing)

1710
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:27,694
I hope he's okay.

1711
01:25:27,694 --> 01:25:29,462
- He'll be all right.
- Hmm.

1712
01:25:29,462 --> 01:25:32,632
RENFIELD: My name is
Robert Montague Renfield,

1713
01:25:32,632 --> 01:25:34,401
and I'm a codependent.

1714
01:25:34,401 --> 01:25:36,569
But I no longer feel
like a victim,

1715
01:25:36,569 --> 01:25:39,390
because I've finally
faced my demons.

1716
01:25:39,390 --> 01:25:41,740
You might also say
I chopped my demons up

1717
01:25:41,740 --> 01:25:43,777
into tiny little pieces,
encased them in concrete

1718
01:25:43,777 --> 01:25:45,645
and flushed them down the drain.

1719
01:25:45,645 --> 01:25:48,810
And if I can find the power
to do that,

1720
01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:50,550
then maybe everyone can.

1721
01:25:50,550 --> 01:25:53,860
(chuckles)
Metaphorically speaking.

1722
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:57,957
♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪

1723
01:25:57,957 --> 01:26:00,493
♪ Any old time ♪

1724
01:26:02,796 --> 01:26:06,933
♪ I said I'm free
to do what I want ♪

1725
01:26:07,934 --> 01:26:09,936
♪ Any old time ♪

1726
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:17,110
♪ I say love me, hold me ♪

1727
01:26:17,110 --> 01:26:20,980
♪ Love me, hold me ♪

1728
01:26:20,980 --> 01:26:23,616
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1729
01:26:30,790 --> 01:26:33,293
- ♪ I say love me ♪
- ♪ Love me forever ♪

1730
01:26:33,293 --> 01:26:35,628
- ♪ Hold me ♪
- ♪ And love will never die ♪

1731
01:26:35,628 --> 01:26:39,632
♪ Love me, hold me ♪

1732
01:26:39,632 --> 01:26:41,340
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1733
01:26:41,340 --> 01:26:43,636
♪ Do you hear
what the man say? ♪

1734
01:26:45,672 --> 01:26:47,707
♪ These are the words me hear
from my granddaddy, come ♪

1735
01:26:47,707 --> 01:26:49,642
♪ These are the words
me hear from my granddaddy ♪

1736
01:26:49,642 --> 01:26:50,977
♪ He would say nothing
in this world ♪

1737
01:26:50,977 --> 01:26:52,779
♪ Like when a man know he free ♪

1738
01:26:52,779 --> 01:26:54,614
♪ Free from the lockup,
me say free from the debt ♪

1739
01:26:54,614 --> 01:26:56,850
♪ Free like a butterfly,
free like a bee ♪

1740
01:26:56,850 --> 01:26:58,785
♪ These are the words
me hear from my granddaddy ♪

1741
01:26:58,785 --> 01:27:01,654
♪ Said it's nice to be free,
nice to be free ♪

1742
01:27:01,654 --> 01:27:03,790
♪ Free from the lockup,
me say free from the debt ♪

1743
01:27:03,790 --> 01:27:05,725
♪ Don't be afraid
of your freedom ♪

1744
01:27:05,725 --> 01:27:09,996
♪ 'Cause I'm free
to do what I want ♪

1745
01:27:09,996 --> 01:27:12,699
♪ Any old time ♪

1746
01:27:12,699 --> 01:27:14,567
♪ I'm a new creation ♪

1747
01:27:14,567 --> 01:27:16,669
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1748
01:27:16,669 --> 01:27:19,339
♪ To do what I want ♪

1749
01:27:19,339 --> 01:27:21,410
♪ Any old time ♪

1750
01:27:21,410 --> 01:27:24,344
♪ Don't be afraid
of your freedom ♪

1751
01:27:24,344 --> 01:27:28,181
♪ I said I'm free
to do what I want ♪

1752
01:27:28,181 --> 01:27:30,684
♪ To be what I want ♪

1753
01:27:30,684 --> 01:27:33,190
♪ Any old time ♪

1754
01:27:33,190 --> 01:27:37,323
♪ I said I'm free
to be who I choose ♪

1755
01:27:37,323 --> 01:27:40,160
♪ To get my booze ♪

1756
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:42,696
♪ Any old time ♪

1757
01:27:42,696 --> 01:27:44,597
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1758
01:27:44,597 --> 01:27:47,200
♪ To do what I want ♪

1759
01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:50,203
♪ Any old time ♪

1760
01:27:50,203 --> 01:27:52,105
♪ I'm free ♪

1761
01:27:52,105 --> 01:27:54,107
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1762
01:27:54,107 --> 01:27:56,409
♪ To do what I want ♪

1763
01:27:56,409 --> 01:28:00,460
♪ Any old time ♪

1764
01:28:00,460 --> 01:28:01,548
♪ I'm free ♪

1765
01:28:01,548 --> 01:28:05,618
♪ 'Cause I'm free
to do what I want ♪

1766
01:28:05,618 --> 01:28:09,550
♪ Any old time ♪

1767
01:28:09,550 --> 01:28:10,623
♪ I'm free ♪

1768
01:28:10,623 --> 01:28:12,625
♪ 'Cause I'm free. ♪

1769
01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:14,461
(song ends)

1770
01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:16,730
♪ ♪

1771
01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:48,940
♪ ♪

1772
01:29:09,983 --> 01:29:12,850
♪ ♪

1773
01:29:36,976 --> 01:29:39,450
♪ ♪

1774
01:30:01,701 --> 01:30:04,300
♪ ♪

1775
01:30:24,190 --> 01:30:26,426
♪ ♪

1776
01:30:54,421 --> 01:30:56,723
♪ ♪

1777
01:31:13,773 --> 01:31:16,760
♪ ♪

1778
01:31:43,103 --> 01:31:45,171
♪ ♪

1779
01:32:14,501 --> 01:32:16,803
♪ ♪

1780
01:32:27,981 --> 01:32:30,216
(music fades)

