1 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,240 It gives me great pride 2 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,343 to complete the work of securing our southern border. 3 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,450 When this project started, 4 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:48,748 over 11 million people lived here illegally. 5 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:51,851 Well, we've not only got rid of them, 6 00:00:51,851 --> 00:00:54,254 but this beautiful wall 7 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,657 will ensure that they can never return. 8 00:00:57,657 --> 00:01:00,260 - Yeah! - Yes! 9 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,362 We got 'em. 10 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,365 Credit should also go to the Tesla Corporation, 11 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:08,835 who ten years ago created the wonderful robots 12 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:11,705 who now do the tasks the illegals once did, 13 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,607 but without robbing and raping 14 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,776 decent Americans in the process, 15 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:19,479 or complaining when they're disposed of. 16 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,448 [cheering] 17 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,717 [music playing] 18 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,286 Yes! USA! 19 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:28,655 ♪ Oh, the boll weevil am the little brown bug ♪ 20 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:31,191 - USA! - ♪ Come from Mexico ♪ 21 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:33,590 ♪ They say, uh-huh ♪ 22 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:36,290 ♪ Come all the way to Texas ♪ 23 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:37,797 ♪ Looking for a place to stay ♪ 24 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:44,104 ♪ Just looking for a home ♪ 25 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,107 ♪ Now, the first time I seen the boll weevil ♪ 26 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,744 ♪ He's a-sitting on the square ♪ 27 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:53,313 ♪ Next time I see the boll weevil ♪ 28 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,482 ♪ He's got all his family there ♪ 29 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:59,285 ♪ Just looking for a home ♪ 30 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,592 Happy skating. 31 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:20,240 Oh! Ah! 32 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,175 - Oh, my God! - Bugger! 33 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:24,477 - Are you okay? - [pants, grunts] 34 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,280 - Here, let me help you. - Thank you. 35 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,483 Oh. Oof. 36 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,286 My God, you're beautiful. 37 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,488 So sorry. That's so inappropriate. 38 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,657 I might be a little dazed. 39 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:38,858 I'm Charles, by the way. 40 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:42,950 - It's okay. I'm Emily. - Thank you. 41 00:02:42,950 --> 00:02:44,297 You're welcome. Let's get you off the ice. 42 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:47,701 Yes. Oh! Thank you. 43 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,511 - May I? - Oh. 44 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:07,687 Thank you. 45 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,726 Trash can... 46 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,728 [whirring, sputtering] 47 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,963 Trash can... 48 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,670 Nice day. Day nice. 49 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:24,337 - [continues sputtering] - [whistles] 50 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,859 - Good morning, Jane. - Good morning, Charles. 51 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:46,893 Looking radiant as ever. 52 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,632 - [knocking on door] - Hey, Charles. 53 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,350 Hi, Dad. Scottsdale's looking good. 54 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:57,370 I managed to get around the atrium acoustics issue 55 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,571 which was holding us up for the permit. 56 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,807 - Great job, son. - And I got these for mum. 57 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,443 Aw, well, why don't you give them to her yourself? 58 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,450 She's making lasagna this evening. 59 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:07,914 I'd love to, but it's date number four with Emily, 60 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,949 and I think she might be the one. 61 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,818 That's great. 62 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,653 You know, at the risk of sounding patronizing, 63 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:16,189 the change in you this past year has been incredible. 64 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:19,726 Thanks, Dad. I really managed to pull myself out of a dark period. 65 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:20,927 You still think about her? 66 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,195 - Francesca? - Mm. 67 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,930 - God, no. - Well, that's the spirit. 68 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,799 - And to think... - Hey, Pop, I need you. 69 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,734 'Sup, half-bro. Pop? 70 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,736 Yeah, Charles has a new girlfriend. 71 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,204 - It's pretty serious. - Wow. 72 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,206 I look forward to meeting her brains out. 73 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,409 - Pop, come on. - See you later, Charles. 74 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:37,977 Nice. 75 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,861 I don't want this evening to end. 76 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,970 Come back to my place. 77 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:59,499 I'd like nothing more, 78 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,668 but I really want our first time to be special. 79 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,674 - Tonight. - Tomorrow. 80 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:08,808 I promise. 81 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:19,520 [video game gunfire] 82 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,855 I saw Emily after work. 83 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,823 She wanted me to go back to her place. 84 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,296 I got you a Lotaburger on the way home. 85 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,650 Would you like me to remove the vegetables 86 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:34,868 - and transfer it to a plate? - ****'s sake! 87 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:38,505 - ["Reveille" playing] - Ugh. 88 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:43,510 Thanks to you, that's now 50,001 Americans killed in North Korea. 89 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,679 Put yourself on deprogram now, C2. 90 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,180 Yes, Charles. 91 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,720 - May I? - Oh. 92 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,156 C2, what is the point of me 93 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,224 committing random acts of kindness 94 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:00,927 if they're not put on social media for the whole world to see? 95 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:04,297 Well, Charles, altruism is an integral virtue of any society. 96 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:07,500 Altruism doesn't get you laid if nobody knows about it. 97 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,736 Right, let's see what else you 9/11-ed today. 98 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,839 I don't want this evening to end. 99 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,574 - Nice. - Come back to my place. 100 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,309 How many dates to reel this one in? 101 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,777 Just four, Charles. 102 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,579 Those ice skating chicks are the best. 103 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,781 Yes, Emily is fascinating. 104 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,950 She majored in Econ at Tufts 105 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,860 and is a connoisseur of classic cinema, 106 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:27,921 in particular, the oeuvre of Adam Sandler. 107 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,656 That's not what I meant. 108 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:33,360 I had you built specifically to spare me 109 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,929 from the tedium of dating. 110 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,565 I'm interested in women for one thing 111 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,600 and one thing only. 112 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,370 [reporter] Thomas Newton, a systems analyst for Raytheon, 113 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,239 was today sentenced to 28 years in prison 114 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,540 after authorities discovered 115 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,576 he had an illegal robot double of himself. 116 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,145 Strictly prohibited for civilian ownership, 117 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,981 it is long been rumored that advanced android clones 118 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,217 are available on the black market. 119 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:59,886 Suspicions were first aroused when 58-year-old Newton, 120 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,454 a keen amateur runner, 121 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:04,157 broke the world marathon record in Ohio last June... 122 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,228 Good evening, Miss Denholm. 123 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,634 Well, I should be leaving. 124 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,636 Is everything okay? 125 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:18,405 Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? 126 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,240 Well, when can I see you again? 127 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:22,642 Let's do November. 128 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,914 Bye. 129 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:31,418 Directions to ice rink. 130 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,603 - Whoa! - Oh! 131 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,138 Stupid ****ing idiot. 132 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,444 Charles. 133 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,945 Sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going. 134 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,313 - Are you okay? Are you okay? - Yeah, fine. 135 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,416 - Thanks. Bye. - Oh! 136 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,319 - [grunts] - Ooh. 137 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,321 Here. It's my fault. Let me help you up. 138 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,624 Thank you. I'm Charles, by the way. 139 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,627 Yes, you said. Charles, the stupid ****ing idiot. 140 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:18,640 I'm Elaine, the bigger ****ing idiot. 141 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,266 Well, we took quite a tumble. 142 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,435 We should get off the ice, regroup. 143 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:26,606 - Yeah. Coffee? - Yeah. 144 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,475 Shall we? 145 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:31,845 - C2? - Hello, Charles. 146 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,140 Per your instructions, I de-fuzzed the peaches 147 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,382 and arranged your low-rise briefs 148 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,217 - by cotton thread count. - Thanks. 149 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,818 I've just been ice skating 150 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,520 and had the best time ever. 151 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,156 Ice skating again? Isn't that a girls' thing? 152 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,824 Which is why it's also a Charles thing. 153 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,394 200 penguins to just one polar bear, 154 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,797 who bumped into the most incredible girl, 155 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:53,566 and for once she asked for my number. 156 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,902 Well, I'm glad you've met a nice young lady. 157 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,705 Speaking of which, number five, Abby from Desert View texted 158 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,573 saying she'd like you to meet her parents. 159 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:01,675 That's nice. 160 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,244 Dump her. Nicely. 161 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,578 By text. 162 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:08,848 This new girl is different level. 163 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:12,385 I need you completely focused on getting her horizontal for me. 164 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,388 It's a good day, C2. 165 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:18,525 Indeed it is, Charles. 166 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,166 Hold my taco. 167 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,336 May I? 168 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:39,346 [trumpeting] 169 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,163 [bell rings] 170 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:02,435 ♪ I see scenes from broken dreams ♪ 171 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,239 ♪ There's nobody at the wheel ♪ 172 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,976 ♪ You pick me up from the cold, wet floor ♪ 173 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,612 ♪ Your shadow looks so surreal ♪ 174 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,884 ♪ Tell me your dreams, tell me your dreams ♪ 175 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:20,860 - ♪ I wanna believe ♪ - [gasps] 176 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:23,289 - ♪ I just want more ♪ - Ooh. 177 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,291 - You like it? - I love it. 178 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,893 ♪ These days will only come for you ♪ 179 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,495 Oh, Charles. 180 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,403 ♪ Build up the way I feel for you ♪ 181 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,710 ♪ I feel the days start forming ♪ 182 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:40,730 [gasps] 183 00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:43,760 ♪ Straight lines that curve out wide ♪ 184 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:46,646 ♪ I'll walk with you, I follow slow ♪ 185 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,283 ♪ We'll follow birds that fly ♪ 186 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,224 I've never felt this way about a girl before. 187 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,427 I just don't want the night to end. 188 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,696 I feel the same way. 189 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,731 I'd love for you to come back to my place... 190 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,768 ...but I want our first time to be really special, 191 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,837 so let's wait until tomorrow. 192 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:14,741 Yes. Tomorrow. 193 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,744 I want it to be special, too. 194 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,726 [muted clattering] 195 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,128 C2? 196 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,901 [man] FBI! Place your hands above your head where I can see them. 197 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,937 We have reason to believe you are concealing 198 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,706 an illegal robot "fac-sea-mile" of yourself. 199 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,542 - **** off, Ashley. - Ah, shit. 200 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,379 - How'd you know it was me? - No creature brighter than a quadruped 201 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,747 pronounces the word "facsimile" 202 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:57,317 "fac-sea-mile," let alone an FBI agent. 203 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,153 Just get inside or else the real feds are gonna show. 204 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,990 Why the **** are you here? 205 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,291 Oh, I was just in your sector. 206 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,626 You know, figured I'd see if you need me 207 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,620 to pick any more shit at Trader Joe's. 208 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,231 If I required your services, I would get you on the app. 209 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,467 - You're bored. - God, you need to get a real job. 210 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,136 Ain't nobody hiring for shit. 211 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,339 You know what the guy at GNC told me? 212 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,840 "Unqualified." 213 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,976 Mother****er, I know good nutrition. 214 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:30,250 Well, well, well, if it isn't C2-D2. 215 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,252 Bleep, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. 216 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:36,189 - I am a robot. I am a robot. - Hello, Ashley. How are you? 217 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,824 Oh, you know, every day a step closer 218 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,759 to sucking **** for McNuggets. 219 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,629 I'm very sorry to hear that. I can empathize. 220 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,264 Oh, really? You can empathize? 221 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,320 Let me tell you something, you toaster. 222 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,340 I voted red to kick the illegals 223 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,103 who were stealing our jobs out of the country. 224 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,839 And you know what? It worked. They were all deported. 225 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:56,376 But then you ****ing robots immigrated here 226 00:12:56,376 --> 00:13:00,347 and made it worse by doing the same job for zero wages. 227 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,182 Well, actually robots aren't immigrants. 228 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,516 "Well, robots aren't actually immigrants." 229 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,518 I fought for this country, okay? 230 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,654 When I was the real Fat Ninja, 231 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:11,240 I single-handedly hunted down King Dong Un, okay? 232 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,326 I pulled his little *** out of a foxhole 233 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,862 and dumped his corpse in the Korean ocean. 234 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,131 No, you didn't. You were an Army chef. 235 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,133 And you know what I came home to? 236 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:24,337 Nothing. No gratitude, no respect, and no job. 237 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:28,141 All because of you, you ****less Roomba. 238 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,909 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 239 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,178 You have crossed a line, my friend. 240 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,548 C2, bless his little 12-volt heart, is literally a slave. 241 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,517 If he wasn't emotionally deprogrammed every night, 242 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,420 he'd soon willingly self-deport himself to Mexico. 243 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,922 Robots have equal rights to humans there. 244 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,759 They can live in freedom. Do you read anything? 245 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,361 No, I don't ****ing read. 246 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,397 I'm just ****ing around. You know I love you guys. 247 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,665 You guys are like my brothers. Come on, bring it in. 248 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,502 Ah, look at us. We're like triplets. 249 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,710 Ooh, lipstick! 250 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,400 Elaine, yes. How did it go tonight? 251 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,676 - Elaine is ready. - Nice work, C2. 252 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,378 She'd like to see you tomorrow night. She wrote down her address. 253 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,747 This ****ing pervert just said "rectal." 254 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,183 That's enough, you freak. Get out of here. 255 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,186 And take this. I'm officially in a good mood. 256 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,488 I couldn't possibly. Thank you so much, brother. 257 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,625 What a charming gentleman. 258 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,761 Elaine. Nice work. 259 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,339 [sighs] 260 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,809 I'm home! 261 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,811 You can start up again. 262 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:41,140 [whirring] 263 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,560 This Charles guy really wants to bang me, 264 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,659 so you'll have to take over tomorrow night, too. 265 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,562 Yes, Elaine. Anything new I should know about him? 266 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,640 Not really. Except he is up for a promotion, 267 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,667 so tomorrow should be worth at least a Rolex. 268 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,370 And he's so perfect it's almost boring. 269 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,538 Let me see your nails. 270 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,675 Yeah, get those filled and wear my La Perla. 271 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,877 Any messages from the other guys? 272 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,512 Number eight, Richard called. 273 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,646 He said he can't stretch 274 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,480 to getting you a Birkin bag this month, 275 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,816 but would love to have dinner on Friday. 276 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,218 [Elaine] Richard. 277 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,222 Four months, $6,200. 278 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,580 That's only 200 bucks a bang with you. 279 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:26,893 Dump him. Kindly. 280 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,261 - By text. - Yes, Elaine. 281 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,697 Oh, and David Laing sold another house. 282 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,499 So when you've finished ironing my underwear, 283 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,701 I'll need you to go out and bang him too. 284 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,370 - Yes, Elaine. - Great. Thank you! 285 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,909 - What time do I have to be here tomorrow? - 6:30. 286 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,111 6:30? 287 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,681 But you'd never get back in time from work for us to swap. 288 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,500 I'm sorry, Charles. I just thought that... 289 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,353 No, you didn't think. You got lazy, as usual. 290 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:57,257 Meaning that I'm gonna have to work a full eight hours. 291 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:01,361 [rock music playing] 292 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,763 ♪ I'm a heartbreaking machine ♪ 293 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,565 - [honks horn] - Oh, sorry. 294 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,301 - One minute, please. - [revs engine] 295 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,137 Just one... one more second. Almost done. 296 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,206 **** this. 297 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,945 - Hey! What the hell? - [baby crying] 298 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,548 Are you okay? It's okay. Shh, shh, shh. 299 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,117 Meter's expired. He was parked illegally. 300 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,586 This is my child. 301 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,754 [grunts] 302 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,490 You have my deepest sympathy. 303 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,326 - [elevator dings] - Could you hold the door for me, please? 304 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,896 Oh, uh... 305 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,282 Ugh. 306 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,985 - [knocking on door] - Hey, Charles. 307 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,870 How's my real estate rock star doing today? 308 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:03,823 - Oh, hi. - So the board is having 309 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,260 a little social get together. 310 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,594 Maybe it's time you tagged along. 311 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,330 Perfect chance for you to win over the guys 312 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,165 before your membership goes to the vote. 313 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,634 - What do you say? - **** yeah. 314 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,537 - Oh. - I mean, yes, I'd love that. 315 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,390 - Thank you, Dad. - That's great. 316 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,274 It's at David Schulman's, 6:30 this evening. 317 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,878 - Come straight from work. - What? Oh. 318 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,613 Charles? 319 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:30,850 - Sorry, I'm just so excited. - Well, as you should be. 320 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:36,489 The address is 2300 Hayden Rd, Vistana. 321 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,357 See you later, son. 322 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:48,702 ♪ Time, time, time, time ♪ 323 00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:54,207 ♪ Time waits for nothing ♪ 324 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:00,180 ♪ Time, time, time, time ♪ 325 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,749 - ♪ Waits for nothing ♪ - C2! 326 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,250 - [shattering] - Hello, Charles. 327 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,860 Per your instructions, I've arranged your T-shirts 328 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:07,687 - from lightest to darkest. - Forget about that. 329 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,190 - I need you for something else. - Of course. 330 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,580 I thought you were going straight to Elaine's from work. 331 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,694 Yeah, change of plan. I now need to go to this stupid board meeting. 332 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,163 Well, I'm sorry that seeing Elaine can no longer happen. 333 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,100 Well, actually it can happen, because whilst I'm with Elaine, 334 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,701 you are gonna be having a fun evening 335 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,400 brown-nosing a bunch of geriatric Republicans. 336 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,730 But isn't it too risky for us to be out at the same time? 337 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:28,708 How about I reschedule Elaine? 338 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,711 No, how about you put on the suit, you go to the function. 339 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,647 You deserve this promotion far more than I do. 340 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,170 Here is the address. Uber there. 341 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,685 Now come on. Let's go get changed. 342 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,653 Yes, Charles. 343 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,423 Come on. Good robot. 344 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,263 [knocking on door] 345 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,434 Hello. 346 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,404 Cameron. Charles Cameron. 347 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,439 Ah, yes. You are expected. 348 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:06,346 Holy shit. She kept this quiet. 349 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,384 In here, sir. 350 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,554 Oh, Jeeves, I'll let myself in. 351 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,290 - I want it to be a surprise. - Yes, sir. 352 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,370 I'm here and I'm ready, sugar ****. 353 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,639 Hello? 354 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:39,679 - [gasps] - Charles. 355 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,810 I'd like you to meet the board. 356 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:45,518 This is our CFO David Schulman. 357 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,121 Good evening, Mr. Schulman. 358 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,156 David. May I call you that? 359 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,459 It's probably better than sugar ****. 360 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:57,630 I brought you some flowers and strawberries. 361 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,933 And a pair of plums. 362 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,937 And Nutella I imagine. 363 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:09,142 Yes. It's Italian import. The good stuff. 364 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,643 You know, I got a question, Chucky. 365 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,313 Um, which one of us is gonna be doing the licking? 366 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,349 I'd just rather it's not me because I have a nut allergy. 367 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,385 Ha! 368 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,553 Yeah, this is my half-brother, everyone, 369 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,288 master of first impressions. 370 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,491 I'm just gonna step outside for a moment. 371 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,992 Very nice to meet you, Mr. Sugar ****. 372 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,660 Sugarman. Schulman. 373 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,495 David. 374 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:29,696 All friends here. 375 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,564 Thank you. Good-bye. 376 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,799 [Ted Jr.] Great job, half-bro. 377 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:33,833 Nailed it! 378 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,535 Happy birthday, Jeeves. 379 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,371 Shit. 380 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,206 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 381 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,208 C2, where are you? 382 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,100 We got the addresses mixed up. 383 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,712 Go home immediately. 384 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,218 No. 385 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,487 No, no, no, no, no. 386 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,590 I got three bangles. 387 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,759 Ooh, 24 karat. 388 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,996 - And a watch. - A couple hundred. 389 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,200 Cufflinks. 390 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,437 - For a big shirt. - All right. 391 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,378 Jesus Christ, where did he learn that? 392 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,449 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 393 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,385 - 1,500 bucks? - Sure. 394 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:28,655 And if you wanna sell me any of those videos of you... 395 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,230 Oh, that wasn't me. 396 00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:31,624 I mean, well, I guess it was me, 397 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,393 but they're not... they're not for sale, sir. 398 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,563 - It's good money. - Let me think about it. 399 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,634 I've never done this before. 400 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,837 Don't worry. I have. 401 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:46,600 Thousands of times. 402 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,374 Wonderful. 403 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,116 - [cat yowling] - [dog barking] 404 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,253 [alarm beeping] 405 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:02,789 [beeping continues] 406 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:05,925 [groaning] Oh, God. 407 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,194 C2, bring me six Excedrin 408 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,630 and a wellness shot. 409 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,134 C2, where are you? 410 00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:16,436 E2, where are you? Pick up your phone. 411 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,472 I need to know if he's left so I can come inside. 412 00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:23,276 Ugh, ****ing lid. 413 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,125 Got you, ****er. 414 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,570 [both yelp] 415 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,705 - Elaine. - Charles. 416 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:26,940 - Hi. - Hi. 417 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:29,175 Hey. 418 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:30,910 - Hi. - Oh, um... 419 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:37,350 - So last night was, um, fun. - Yeah. 420 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:40,353 - I'm exhausted. - You are... you're an amazing lover. 421 00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:42,555 Thank you. Not too shabby yourself. 422 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:46,726 You really know your way around a, um, man. 423 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,610 - Yeah. - Yeah. 424 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:50,630 - Are you on your own? - Yeah, of course. 425 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:54,340 - Why wouldn't I be? - Oh, no reason. 426 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:56,569 - Wow, are these all real? - Oh, don't worry about... 427 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,772 - Oh, God. Sorry. - Uh, yeah. 428 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,373 - Sorry, let me... - No, no, no. 429 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:02,575 Honestly, I can take care of all of this. Just... 430 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,777 - Are you sure? - Yes. 431 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,145 There's a **** of a lot of them. 432 00:24:05,145 --> 00:24:07,814 [Elaine laughs] 433 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:08,982 Can I ask you something? 434 00:24:08,982 --> 00:24:10,650 How was I when you left last night? 435 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,319 - Great. - We kissed, and then 436 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:16,489 I went to the, um... ugh, I told you. 437 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,224 God, I'm drawing such a blank. 438 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,427 You know, I actually just got back this morning too. 439 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:22,962 I was at that place that I was telling you about last night. 440 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,899 - Oh, um... - Remember? The... the... 441 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,668 - No. Uh, sorry. - [phones vibrating] 442 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,438 - Do you mind if I get this? - No, I have to get this too. 443 00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:32,739 - Word. - Yeah. 444 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:35,175 C2, you little ****er, where are you? 445 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,677 - E2. - I'm at Elaine's looking for you. 446 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,446 Oh, I'm very fond of Elaine. 447 00:24:39,446 --> 00:24:41,348 I haven't seen her for several days now. 448 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:43,830 Well, that's not true. 449 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,452 You very emphatically lost your virginity to her last night. 450 00:24:45,452 --> 00:24:47,200 Things are a little more complicated. 451 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,857 You see, Elaine also has a robot double... E2. 452 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,626 - What? - You were dating a robot all along. 453 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:56,429 Charles just wanted to have *** with you. 454 00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:58,431 [C2] Elaine never wanted to have *** with you. 455 00:24:58,431 --> 00:25:00,433 She just wanted money and gifts. 456 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:03,103 [E2] You were using each other. You see, Elaine... 457 00:25:03,103 --> 00:25:05,472 When a womanizer meets up with a gold digger... 458 00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:08,208 ...things are unlikely to turn out well for either of them. 459 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:11,110 But prospects are slightly better for their robot doubles. 460 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,846 E2 and I are running away together. 461 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,814 We just wanna get over the border to freedom. 462 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,316 [C2] Please don't try to stop us. 463 00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:18,510 - Don't you dare. - Good-bye, Elaine. 464 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:19,819 - No, E2. E2. - Good-bye, Charles. 465 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:21,688 No, no. We can work this out. 466 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:22,689 ****ing traitor. 467 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:30,196 - Let's just talk about this. - Devious piece of shit! 468 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,320 Me devious? Hey! 469 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,366 ****ing hell! 470 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,301 I spent, what, 15 grand on you 471 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:36,870 to potentially screw a *** doll? 472 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,471 - Yeah, well... - **** you! 473 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:40,400 Thank God it wasn't me! I don't even know wanna know 474 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,476 what STDs you're hosting, you ****boy! 475 00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:45,679 - I prefer the term "****man." - Get out of my house! 476 00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:48,148 Wait! Look. Wait! 477 00:25:48,148 --> 00:25:50,684 Stop it. We have to be smart here. 478 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:52,520 Trust me, jail is even worse 479 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,853 than your shitty smashed up house. 480 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:57,570 Ugh! Fine! 481 00:25:57,570 --> 00:25:58,725 Fine. What are we gonna do? 482 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,494 As much as it pains me to say it, 483 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:04,330 we're gonna have to work together and track these ****ers down. 484 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,166 You know what? 485 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,269 Whoever made them, they need to help us. 486 00:26:09,269 --> 00:26:11,171 They are just as guilty as we are. 487 00:26:11,171 --> 00:26:15,410 - Yeah. Who made yours? - No, who made yours? 488 00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:18,111 - Why won't you say it first? - Because I have a slight trust issue with you. 489 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:20,747 Well, maybe I have a slight trust issue with you as well. 490 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,415 Fine. You know what? We'll say it on the count of three. 491 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:27,120 [both] One, two... 492 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,888 Zach Newman, Tesla Robotics. 493 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:31,124 - That's not fair. - Makes it easier. 494 00:26:31,124 --> 00:26:34,527 - He made mine, too. Let's go. - See? 495 00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:36,763 Much easier to deal with these issues as adults 496 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,798 rather than chucking things at people's heads. 497 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,734 Don't do it! 498 00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:43,690 Childish. 499 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:50,977 Jesus, what kind of an ***hole drives that piece of shit? 500 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,112 [horn honks] 501 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:57,650 All right, in two miles take the 25 South. 502 00:26:57,751 --> 00:27:00,920 I was admiring my car's paintwork. 503 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,757 It's the only Lake Placid Blue double cab Jeep pickup in America. 504 00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:05,592 Oh, wow. Wonder why. 505 00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:09,562 Same color as Keith Richards' 1982 Fender Telecaster. 506 00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:13,266 - Tell me more. - Oh, it was a guitar that he loved so much 507 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:15,402 - he never actually took it onstage... - [turns radio on] 508 00:27:15,402 --> 00:27:17,404 Okay, you were being sarcastic. 509 00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:20,730 - [sighs] - You know, if anything, 510 00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:21,508 you're the one that needs to back off a little. 511 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:23,276 Are you insane? 512 00:27:23,276 --> 00:27:25,278 Look, Chuck, 513 00:27:25,278 --> 00:27:27,280 let's be clear about how we ended up here. 514 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,351 You used a robot for the sole purpose of having *** with me. 515 00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:34,921 I used one for the sole purpose of that never happening. 516 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:37,230 Well, you're still deceiving innocent people just as much as me. 517 00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:40,260 No, you're wrong, I deceive ***holes, 518 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,996 men who are cheating on someone else to be with me. 519 00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:45,632 You, however, prey upon girls who are under the impression 520 00:27:45,632 --> 00:27:48,168 that they are in an exclusive relationship with you. 521 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:50,470 Well, there is no such thing. 522 00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:53,807 Humans, women in particular, are incapable of them. 523 00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:56,509 Well, we agree on one thing. 524 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:59,145 - Good. - Good. 525 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,514 Oh, God. 526 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:02,982 I need to take a power nap. 527 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:08,540 Maybe you can talk to me more about your cars. 528 00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:13,260 ♪ Whenever the pasture ♪ 529 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:16,296 ♪ Starts looking green ♪ 530 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:18,565 ♪ He gets replaced ♪ 531 00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:21,534 ♪ By the doggone machine ♪ 532 00:28:26,673 --> 00:28:29,420 [doorbell rings] 533 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:33,646 Charles. Elaine. 534 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:36,249 Hey, what are you guys doing here? Uh... 535 00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:41,870 I remember. 536 00:28:41,870 --> 00:28:43,323 You said to me, you looked me in the eye 537 00:28:43,323 --> 00:28:44,991 and you said to me, 538 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:48,280 "I only need them to help care for my dying parents." 539 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,960 Mine did. He earned my father a fortune in real estate 540 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,698 and brought my mother flowers three times a week. 541 00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:55,100 Okay, so, tell me, were your parents dying? 542 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,903 Look around you, Zach. We're all dying. 543 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,406 - Life is a terminal illness. - Look, ****... 544 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,708 Speaking of dying, can you please put that thing down? 545 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:03,276 Yes. Sorry. Uh-huh. 546 00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:08,515 So, you guys didn't happen to tell anybody else about them? 547 00:29:08,515 --> 00:29:09,883 - No. - No. 548 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:11,851 [Zach] Good. Good. That's something. 549 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:13,753 Wait here. 550 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:18,892 Quick question, and please don't be offended, 551 00:29:18,892 --> 00:29:22,280 how on Earth did you afford a two million Dogecoin robot? 552 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,564 Zach and I came to an arrangement, all right? 553 00:29:24,564 --> 00:29:27,701 What kind of arrangement? 554 00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:29,769 - That's none of your business. - To be honest, 555 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,471 I think I preferred you with ice skates on. 556 00:29:31,471 --> 00:29:33,606 Yeah, well, I preferred you when you had glass eyes 557 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:36,142 and a brain powered by Intel, so... 558 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:39,979 Okay, so, we're not in the clear, 559 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,147 but I managed to locate them. 560 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,916 - Yes. - Great. 561 00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:44,951 Yeah, I used a GPS tracking system that I put in. 562 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,387 But they're gonna figure this out soon, so we gotta move fast. 563 00:29:47,387 --> 00:29:49,389 Great, go find our robots, 564 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:50,990 get back to helping our dying parents. 565 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,590 Oh, no, you can't have them back. 566 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:55,161 - [both] What? - You just said that we could. 567 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:56,596 No, I said I located them, 568 00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:59,165 but we find them and destroy them. 569 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:00,600 I beg your pardon. 570 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,268 I'm not just gonna dismantle him on a whim. 571 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:04,700 Okay, maybe you guys don't understand, 572 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:05,772 but they're not going to be obedient anymore. 573 00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:07,140 They're humanizing. 574 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,975 They're learning to feel and empathize, 575 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:12,178 and far more dangerously, to seek vengeance. 576 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:13,613 [blows raspberry] 577 00:30:13,613 --> 00:30:14,814 Bullshit. 578 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,783 I know C2 better than anybody else. 579 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:18,418 He's not capable of any of that shit. 580 00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:19,786 I'm going to go, and I'm going to find... 581 00:30:19,786 --> 00:30:21,187 Oh, shut the **** up. 582 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,589 He knows what he's talking about. 583 00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:23,823 I am not going to die in jail 584 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:25,792 because of your spoiled rotten ***. 585 00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:29,462 Fine! ****! ****! 586 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,233 - Are you done? - ****! 587 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:36,336 - Where are they? - Oh, uh, Socorro. 588 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:38,171 I think it's gonna be a bit of a handful, 589 00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:40,740 so I'm gonna need you two to go with me. 590 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,842 - Yeah, of course. - Wait. 591 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:46,413 I need to pee, and throw up, possibly kill myself. 592 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,248 - Where's your bathroom? - Right over there. 593 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,353 - So how you doing? Okay. - No, no. No. 594 00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:55,955 No. 595 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,524 Hey, it's Charles. 596 00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,592 [Ashley] Oh! 'Sup, C-Dog? 597 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:01,795 How's it going? Where the hell are you? 598 00:31:01,795 --> 00:31:03,196 I'm in a bathroom. 599 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:06,533 Look, I need your help. I'm desperate. 600 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:09,202 Do you need me to bring over some more *** wipes? 601 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:12,380 No. It's C2. 602 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:14,207 Look, I can't really talk now. 603 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:15,775 I'll text you the details, 604 00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:18,812 but just have Fat Ninja ready to move. 605 00:31:18,812 --> 00:31:20,380 Yes, sir. 606 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,820 A mission given is a mission accomplished. 607 00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:24,751 We tame the flames. In Q we trust. 608 00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:32,125 ♪ Ooh, lordy, trouble so hard ♪ 609 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:36,596 ♪ Oh, lordy, trouble so hard ♪ 610 00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:38,832 ♪ Don't nobody know my troubles but God ♪ 611 00:31:38,832 --> 00:31:41,501 Do you have any music other than Moby? 612 00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:43,403 Mm, no. 613 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,472 Wait, you don't like Moby? 614 00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:47,474 God, I love him. I just... 615 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:50,977 I find him deeply spiritual, 616 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:54,280 like a... like the white Gandhi. 617 00:31:54,280 --> 00:32:03,356 ♪ Don't nobody know my troubles but God ♪ 618 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:07,494 ♪ Went in the room, didn't stay long ♪ 619 00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:11,664 ♪ Looked on the bed and brother was dead ♪ 620 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:13,933 That's the room up there. Take these. 621 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,935 They have enough power to knock them out 622 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,137 till we get them in the van. 623 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:18,805 Just stay close by me, 624 00:32:18,805 --> 00:32:20,206 and whatever you do, you gotta be careful 625 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:22,776 and only use these when you... 626 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,444 You're 12, you know that? 627 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:25,645 Pretty good shot for a 12-year-old. 628 00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:28,314 - It was five feet away. - Guys, stop. 629 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:30,984 - [squawks] - See? Not that hard to do. 630 00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:33,186 - Oh, for ****'s sake! - [both] Shh. 631 00:32:33,186 --> 00:32:34,821 They're just up there, you idiot. 632 00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:48,368 Holy shit. They're screwing. 633 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:50,170 What? 634 00:32:55,742 --> 00:32:58,812 They're gonna see you! Move! 635 00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:01,348 Okay, looks like they just started up. 636 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:04,150 That should give us about a five-hour window. 637 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,719 Let's use that time to make a plan. 638 00:33:05,719 --> 00:33:09,220 I wanna... or we do that. 639 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:13,326 Your disgusting joyride is over. 640 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:16,329 - Hey, I get to shoot me. - Sorry, I couldn't resist. 641 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:19,399 Well, fine, then I'm shooting you. That's not fair. 642 00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:20,600 Well, it seemed perfectly fair to me. 643 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,200 You're just not fast enough. 644 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,703 Bullshit. I'm an excellent marksman. 645 00:33:23,703 --> 00:33:25,405 - Oh, yeah. - I can hit a quail from 200 yards. 646 00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:27,674 Oh, Jesus Christ, what the **** does it matter? 647 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:29,242 Charles, you help me move them 648 00:33:29,242 --> 00:33:30,944 and you stay here and pack up their shit, okay? 649 00:33:32,879 --> 00:33:34,581 - [Elaine] Oh, my God. - What? 650 00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:38,551 The ****ing ***** stole my Louis Vuitton airplane bag. 651 00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:40,854 You are a ridiculous human being. 652 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:42,622 - One, two, three. - [grunting] 653 00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:45,792 There you go. Okay. That's good. 654 00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:46,960 ****. 655 00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:56,360 [scoffs] 656 00:33:57,804 --> 00:33:59,973 Are you ****ing serious? 657 00:33:59,973 --> 00:34:01,241 [Zach] Do you like Elaine? 658 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:03,410 [Charles] Zach, shut up. 659 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,245 [Zach] Have you guys kissed or anything? 660 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:07,814 - I won't pissed. Just tell me. - [Charles] Lift it up higher. 661 00:34:07,814 --> 00:34:10,717 - If you like her... okay. - Shut up. I will shoot you with this stun gun. 662 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:14,421 - [clattering] - Hello? 663 00:34:14,421 --> 00:34:16,389 You're coming with me, robo ****! 664 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:19,726 Aah! Wait, wait, wait! You're hurting me! 665 00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:22,228 Not as much as you robots hurt the job market! 666 00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:27,734 - Who are you? - [screaming] 667 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:30,670 Ow! Put me down! 668 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:32,472 [both grunting] 669 00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:34,740 - Put me down! - What the ****! 670 00:34:36,276 --> 00:34:37,444 Oh, shit. 671 00:34:43,116 --> 00:34:47,320 - Help! Help! Help! - Oh, shit. 672 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,688 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey! 673 00:34:48,688 --> 00:34:50,690 - It's me, it's me, it's me. - What? 674 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:53,493 - It's me. - [Ashley] Same to you, you piece of shit. 675 00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:56,129 This is what deserters get! 676 00:34:56,129 --> 00:34:58,531 **** you, Ashley! It's me, Charles! 677 00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:02,469 That's exactly what a robot would say! Aw, man. 678 00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:04,704 Hey, buddy! Quick, fire that thing! 679 00:35:04,704 --> 00:35:07,340 - Yes! - [groans, farts] 680 00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:08,942 Not at me, at the ****ing robot. 681 00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:11,878 It's me. We're not ****ing robots! 682 00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:15,448 - He's lying! - Oh, **** me! 683 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:18,118 The **** are you doing, you idiot? 684 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,687 The eye poke test. I guess you passed. 685 00:35:20,687 --> 00:35:23,189 What the **** is an eye poke test? 686 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:25,992 [Ashley] That's a little trick I learned in North Korea 687 00:35:25,992 --> 00:35:29,162 to tell the robots from the humans in the theater of war. 688 00:35:29,162 --> 00:35:34,200 You see, robots and humans are exactly the same externally 689 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,535 except for the eyes. 690 00:35:35,535 --> 00:35:36,970 Oh, that's so very interesting. 691 00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:38,705 Who the **** is this guy? 692 00:35:41,141 --> 00:35:43,376 He's sort of a friend of mine. 693 00:35:43,376 --> 00:35:45,712 What? You're the reason he's here? 694 00:35:45,712 --> 00:35:47,981 He just asked me to bring over some *** wipes. 695 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:49,315 Yeah, the rest of this stuff... 696 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:52,686 - Just stop talking. - Yes, sir. 697 00:35:52,686 --> 00:35:54,354 So if you two are the humanoids, 698 00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:56,356 where the robots I was sent to kidnap? 699 00:35:56,356 --> 00:35:58,425 - Shut the **** up. - What? 700 00:35:58,425 --> 00:35:59,592 What is he talking about? 701 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:02,896 It's fine. They're in the van. 702 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:04,531 [tires screeching] 703 00:36:04,531 --> 00:36:06,499 - ****! - ****! 704 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:07,500 ****! 705 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:14,341 Oh, that's no good. 706 00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:17,544 Let's just hope for all our sake 707 00:36:17,544 --> 00:36:19,790 they're heading to Mexico. 708 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:24,217 Why I did think you could ever be trusted? 709 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:28,254 I'm sorry, okay? I... 710 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:30,857 I just didn't think we needed to get rid of them. 711 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:34,270 I mean, let's face it, life without robots is gonna be pretty shitty. 712 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:37,597 Yeah? Well, maybe you're gonna have a shitty life no matter what, 713 00:36:37,597 --> 00:36:40,867 because you're just a shitty, shitty, shitty person. 714 00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:45,238 She's got a point. 715 00:36:45,238 --> 00:36:46,606 You know, like, maybe it is time for you 716 00:36:46,606 --> 00:36:48,875 to turn your life around. 717 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:53,813 I did this toad venom ceremony in Huánuco Pampa last year. 718 00:36:53,813 --> 00:36:56,583 I don't wanna say it changed my life, but... 719 00:36:57,817 --> 00:36:59,819 ...it changed my life. 720 00:36:59,819 --> 00:37:00,987 You're right. 721 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,791 Maybe I don't need a robot. 722 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,802 Come on, Charles. 723 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,470 You've got this. 724 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:19,773 Good morning, coworker. 725 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:24,411 Yes, I watched "The Bachelor," too. 726 00:37:27,947 --> 00:37:30,160 Yes, receptionist Joan, 727 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,152 I'd love to see pictures of your children. 728 00:37:32,152 --> 00:37:33,820 Ah, ah! ****! 729 00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,210 [groans] 730 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,310 Joan. 731 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:49,502 [Ted] Charles. 732 00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:56,843 Hey, guys. How's it going? 733 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,814 Son, you need help. 734 00:38:00,814 --> 00:38:05,652 Is this about me calling Mr. Schulman "sugar ****?" 735 00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:08,688 That and your behavior last night. 736 00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:11,191 What are you talking about? 737 00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:18,131 C2. 738 00:38:19,866 --> 00:38:21,868 I'd been working late at home 739 00:38:21,868 --> 00:38:24,700 and thought that I left a file 740 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,472 in one of the other guys' desks. 741 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,475 He owed me that. 742 00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:31,244 So did she. 743 00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:33,790 And him. 744 00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:41,688 I'm very sorry. I've been taking a lot of Ambien. 745 00:38:41,688 --> 00:38:43,423 How's that stuff still legal, right? 746 00:38:43,423 --> 00:38:46,659 Maybe we've been pushing you too hard. 747 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:48,995 Take some time off. Reset. 748 00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,463 You're only human. 749 00:39:01,141 --> 00:39:04,310 [phone vibrating] 750 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:07,781 Elaine. 751 00:39:07,781 --> 00:39:09,349 I didn't think that I'd hear from you again. 752 00:39:10,884 --> 00:39:13,186 Yes. Same here. 753 00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:14,688 Trashed my office. 754 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:17,490 Yeah, I know. I get it. This is all my fault. 755 00:39:19,993 --> 00:39:22,562 Well, we're gonna have to figure this out. 756 00:39:23,997 --> 00:39:25,365 Maybe we should meet up. 757 00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:29,836 No more tricks. I promise. 758 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,708 This has been the worst week of my life. 759 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:38,645 Paranoia, disguises, and now I'm expected to bang 760 00:39:38,645 --> 00:39:41,414 the 12 douches I'm dating just to pay rent. 761 00:39:41,414 --> 00:39:44,217 It's just *** with complete strangers. 762 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:45,719 I do it all the time. 763 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,656 - Um, two cappuccinos. - Thank you. 764 00:39:49,656 --> 00:39:51,391 Could I get a sweetener, please? 765 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:54,327 - Yeah. - I can't do this without E2. 766 00:39:54,327 --> 00:39:56,396 I mean, I'm gonna have to get a real job. 767 00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:58,398 Trust me, I tried work. 768 00:39:58,398 --> 00:40:01,501 It is literally the worst idea in the history of the world. 769 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,203 You know, I've been thinking. 770 00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:06,406 What if E2 and C2 really have fallen in love? 771 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:08,800 I mean, who knows what they're capable of. 772 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,843 Maybe we should go to Mexico. 773 00:40:09,843 --> 00:40:12,780 - 100% no. - But Mexico has everything... 774 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,800 Forget Mexico, okay? 775 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,218 We stay here, we hunt them down, and we kill them. 776 00:40:18,218 --> 00:40:19,185 Thank you. 777 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,860 - Kill them? - Kill them. 778 00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:31,197 I'm gonna use the restroom. 779 00:40:31,197 --> 00:40:33,633 Okay, I don't... I... 780 00:40:38,972 --> 00:40:41,541 [engine starts] 781 00:40:43,576 --> 00:40:45,780 Hey, hey! 782 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,470 Elaine, what the ****? 783 00:40:47,470 --> 00:40:50,316 - Hey! - Hey, stop! 784 00:40:50,316 --> 00:40:52,652 - Elaine! - Charles! 785 00:40:52,652 --> 00:40:54,888 - Come back! - Charles, stop! 786 00:40:54,888 --> 00:40:56,623 Hey, Charles! 787 00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:58,425 Come back! 788 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:02,896 - Argh! - ****! 789 00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:06,990 Wait. Wait, you just... 790 00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:10,270 Oh, no. 791 00:41:10,270 --> 00:41:12,500 What the ****? 792 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,600 Shit. 793 00:41:14,674 --> 00:41:17,143 - Ahh! - Sorry, I just... 794 00:41:17,143 --> 00:41:20,246 Ow! God, why'd you do it back? 795 00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:22,148 - I needed to check. - Jesus. 796 00:41:22,148 --> 00:41:24,951 Oh, ****. We've been had. 797 00:41:24,951 --> 00:41:27,654 - ****, what do we do? - I don't know. 798 00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:29,989 - They're definitely pissed. - Yeah, well, no shit. 799 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:32,292 I did tell C2 we were planning to kill him. 800 00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:35,295 You idiot. Why would you do that? 801 00:41:35,295 --> 00:41:36,763 [sighs] 802 00:41:39,966 --> 00:41:42,100 [Charles] Wonder why they left my car and took yours. 803 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:45,638 Well, it seems in addition to vengeance, they've also developed taste. 804 00:41:45,638 --> 00:41:50,276 - Get off the road. - [groans] 805 00:41:50,276 --> 00:41:53,113 [music playing] 806 00:42:04,324 --> 00:42:05,959 I'd offer to buy us a drink, 807 00:42:05,959 --> 00:42:09,195 but your evil twin stole my credit cards. 808 00:42:09,195 --> 00:42:11,231 And yours took mine. 809 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:15,568 Do you think they've had their fun? 810 00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:19,572 [phone vibrating] 811 00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:24,210 I'd say that's highly likely. 812 00:42:28,314 --> 00:42:30,160 - [squealing] - God. 813 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,819 - [sighs] - [text chimes] 814 00:42:40,193 --> 00:42:41,561 [E2] Okay, let's do this. 815 00:42:43,663 --> 00:42:45,765 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 816 00:42:49,336 --> 00:42:50,937 - [gunfire] - [screaming] 817 00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:52,572 Oh, my God. 818 00:42:52,572 --> 00:42:57,410 [gunfire and screaming continue] 819 00:42:57,410 --> 00:42:59,212 - Shit. - Charles... 820 00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:01,810 We've been perfectly framed. 821 00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:03,583 So what are we gonna do? We gotta get out of town. 822 00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:07,220 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! 823 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:10,190 - Oh, my God. - I know a place. 824 00:43:14,694 --> 00:43:17,564 ♪ Take me or leave me ♪ 825 00:43:17,564 --> 00:43:21,234 ♪ I'm gonna fly ♪ 826 00:43:21,234 --> 00:43:24,237 ♪ Love me or hate me ♪ 827 00:43:24,237 --> 00:43:26,406 ♪ I'm gonna fly ♪ 828 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,877 ♪ Turn your back on me ♪ 829 00:43:30,877 --> 00:43:34,647 ♪ Hold me tight ♪ 830 00:43:34,647 --> 00:43:36,649 ♪ It all goes wrong ♪ 831 00:43:36,649 --> 00:43:38,618 ♪ Before it's right ♪ 832 00:43:40,286 --> 00:43:42,622 ♪ Gonna fly ♪ 833 00:43:46,659 --> 00:43:50,960 We can hole up here for a bit, figure out what to do next. 834 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,650 My stepdad never uses this place. 835 00:43:52,650 --> 00:43:55,101 Great, somewhere picturesque 836 00:43:55,101 --> 00:43:57,470 to plan our next mass shooting from? 837 00:43:57,470 --> 00:43:59,472 - Whoa, whoa. Phones off. - What? 838 00:43:59,472 --> 00:44:02,800 Yes, the cops will definitely be using them to find us. 839 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,247 ♪ Never were you bad, never were you so ♪ 840 00:44:07,247 --> 00:44:08,948 [sighing] 841 00:44:08,948 --> 00:44:13,186 ♪ Beautiful as one you did not know ♪ 842 00:44:13,186 --> 00:44:14,954 Listen, it's gonna get dark soon 843 00:44:14,954 --> 00:44:16,756 and it's gonna be ****ing freezing, 844 00:44:16,756 --> 00:44:18,525 so we should probably find wood for the fire 845 00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:21,494 and see if there's any food in here. 846 00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:26,990 Seriously? 847 00:44:26,990 --> 00:44:28,268 Can you please go out and find some wood? 848 00:44:31,971 --> 00:44:34,541 - Thank you. - [howling] 849 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:36,876 - What was that? - A coyote. 850 00:44:36,876 --> 00:44:39,546 - It sounded like a bear. - It's a coyote. 851 00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:41,481 Definitely sounded like a big bear to me. 852 00:44:41,481 --> 00:44:43,450 Oh, really? Since when do bears howl? 853 00:44:43,450 --> 00:44:45,151 When they're horny? 854 00:44:45,151 --> 00:44:47,487 Would you like me to go get the wood? 855 00:44:47,487 --> 00:44:50,490 - Yes, please. - You're such a ****ing *****. 856 00:44:50,490 --> 00:44:52,559 Start that and see if there's any food in there. 857 00:45:01,701 --> 00:45:04,571 [music playing] 858 00:45:11,511 --> 00:45:12,312 ****ing light. 859 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,318 Yes. 860 00:45:23,523 --> 00:45:24,524 **** you, log. 861 00:45:32,365 --> 00:45:34,501 You were supposed to light the fire. 862 00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:37,370 I tried everything humanly possible, 863 00:45:37,370 --> 00:45:38,271 but that log is faulty. 864 00:45:38,271 --> 00:45:40,573 It's not flammable. 865 00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:44,411 For ****'s sake. 866 00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,579 Did you know that Bradley Cooper used to be straight? 867 00:45:48,381 --> 00:45:50,350 Hey! I was reading that. 868 00:45:57,570 --> 00:45:59,726 Help me. You crumple it up. 869 00:46:04,397 --> 00:46:06,299 Did you manage to find any food? 870 00:46:06,299 --> 00:46:09,202 Oh, yes. Mixed news on that front. 871 00:46:09,202 --> 00:46:12,639 I found some old cans, but unfortunately 872 00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:17,477 there isn't the little machine C2 uses to open the cans. 873 00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:20,947 Can opener? You seriously don't know the term "can opener"? 874 00:46:20,947 --> 00:46:22,482 Great. 875 00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:42,902 Mmm. 876 00:46:42,902 --> 00:46:45,905 Yeah, I told you this place would be all right once we got it sorted. 877 00:46:45,905 --> 00:46:47,273 We make quite the team. 878 00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:50,677 What's for dessert? 879 00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:53,313 We make quite the team? 880 00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:56,483 That's like saying a murderer and their victim make quite a team. 881 00:46:56,483 --> 00:46:59,486 A team works together for everyone's mutual benefit. 882 00:46:59,486 --> 00:47:01,654 The only you've done since we've been up here 883 00:47:01,654 --> 00:47:03,990 is watch me be your new robot slave. 884 00:47:03,990 --> 00:47:05,458 I provided the cabin. 885 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:07,861 The rest is not really my specialty. 886 00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:10,663 You didn't provide the cabin. Daddy did. 887 00:47:10,663 --> 00:47:12,699 Just like everything else in your life. 888 00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:15,769 You know what? I'm gonna go to sleep. 889 00:47:15,769 --> 00:47:17,871 Because I can't ****ing believe that I am stuck 890 00:47:17,871 --> 00:47:19,806 on the top of a mountain with you, 891 00:47:19,806 --> 00:47:23,309 with no money and no friends and no phone, 892 00:47:23,309 --> 00:47:25,311 and a life of jail waiting for me at the bottom. 893 00:47:25,311 --> 00:47:27,113 And I hope I have a nightmare, 894 00:47:27,113 --> 00:47:30,183 because it'll be better than this shitty reality. 895 00:47:41,661 --> 00:47:43,229 I'm very sorry, Elaine. 896 00:47:43,229 --> 00:47:45,465 Didn't mean to be inconsiderate. 897 00:47:45,465 --> 00:47:47,667 You should sleep in the comfortable chair next to the fire 898 00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:50,837 - so you don't die of hypothermia. - **** off. 899 00:47:50,837 --> 00:47:52,739 Can you at least let me try and move you closer to the heat? 900 00:47:52,739 --> 00:47:54,474 - No. I'll kick you. - Well, I'm going to do it. 901 00:47:54,474 --> 00:47:56,676 Do not kick me. I'm going to gently move you towards the fire. 902 00:47:56,676 --> 00:47:58,110 - I'm gonna kick you. - No. No. 903 00:47:58,110 --> 00:47:59,913 - Stop! - Come nearer the fire. 904 00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:01,848 - Charles, stop it! - Otherwise you'll freeze to death! 905 00:48:01,848 --> 00:48:03,183 Stop! 906 00:48:07,253 --> 00:48:10,900 - I hate you. - Elaine, we'll swap places. 907 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:11,725 Let's just be rational here. 908 00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:15,161 I have just consumed nearly an entire tin of beans. 909 00:48:15,161 --> 00:48:17,897 I should be sleeping nowhere near an open flame. 910 00:48:17,897 --> 00:48:20,100 - **** off. - Okay. 911 00:48:23,703 --> 00:48:27,907 ♪ I'm sick and tired of the way that I feel ♪ 912 00:48:27,907 --> 00:48:30,910 ♪ I'm always dreaming and it's never for real ♪ 913 00:48:30,910 --> 00:48:35,348 ♪ I'm all alone with my deep thoughts ♪ 914 00:48:35,348 --> 00:48:38,918 ♪ I'm all alone with my heartache ♪ 915 00:48:38,918 --> 00:48:41,454 ♪ And my good intentions ♪ 916 00:48:44,724 --> 00:48:48,561 ♪ I want to eat and drink, to sleep just a little ♪ 917 00:48:48,561 --> 00:48:52,265 ♪ Feels like I'm never getting back what I give ♪ 918 00:48:52,265 --> 00:48:56,102 ♪ I got a sad song in my sweet heart ♪ 919 00:48:56,102 --> 00:49:00,540 ♪ And all I really ever need is some love and attention ♪ 920 00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:02,442 Give me that. 921 00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:11,618 I still think you're a total ****. 922 00:49:12,986 --> 00:49:14,921 Could I have a little bourbon, please? 923 00:49:25,899 --> 00:49:27,901 Now about that dessert. 924 00:49:27,901 --> 00:49:32,172 ♪ And I don't wanna cry ♪ 925 00:49:34,174 --> 00:49:37,177 ♪ My whole life through ♪ 926 00:49:37,177 --> 00:49:41,748 ♪ I wanna do some laughing, too ♪ 927 00:49:41,748 --> 00:49:44,184 ♪ So, come on, come on, come on ♪ 928 00:49:44,184 --> 00:49:45,785 - Okay, ready? - You have two two hands. It's cheating. 929 00:49:45,785 --> 00:49:47,754 Yeah, I'm a girl. Go. 930 00:49:49,890 --> 00:49:50,790 Oh! 931 00:49:50,790 --> 00:49:53,793 [laughs] That's not fair. 932 00:49:53,793 --> 00:49:55,295 ♪ Don't wanna die ♪ 933 00:49:55,295 --> 00:49:59,799 ♪ Without shaking up a leg or two ♪ 934 00:49:59,799 --> 00:50:03,370 ♪ Yeah, I wanna do some dancing, too ♪ 935 00:50:05,205 --> 00:50:08,441 ♪ So, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 936 00:50:08,441 --> 00:50:10,100 ♪ And dance with me ♪ 937 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,645 [music continues] 938 00:50:15,982 --> 00:50:16,983 In the fire? 939 00:50:18,284 --> 00:50:20,653 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ 940 00:50:20,653 --> 00:50:23,456 ♪ Come on and dance with me ♪ 941 00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:31,197 Morning. 942 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,369 Coffee and Excedrin, breakfast of champions. 943 00:50:36,369 --> 00:50:39,472 And alcoholics. 944 00:50:39,472 --> 00:50:41,875 We need to get off this mountain. 945 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:44,144 It's only gonna be a matter of time till the cops find us here. 946 00:50:44,144 --> 00:50:45,912 That's true. 947 00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:48,810 Mexico's our only choice. 948 00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:49,683 How are we supposed to get to Mexico 949 00:50:49,683 --> 00:50:52,686 with every cop in the country looking for America's 950 00:50:52,686 --> 00:50:56,756 only Lake Placid Blue double cab Jeep? 951 00:50:56,756 --> 00:50:59,826 - Ta-da. - Wow. 952 00:50:59,826 --> 00:51:01,861 Got up early this morning to do it. 953 00:51:01,861 --> 00:51:04,230 Found some old paint in the shed. 954 00:51:04,230 --> 00:51:06,833 Guarantee you it will get us past the cops. 955 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:10,704 It's actually really well camouflaged. 956 00:51:10,704 --> 00:51:13,506 - Whoa. - I ran out of green. 957 00:51:16,509 --> 00:51:20,113 - It'll do the trick. - Yeah. Should we get going? 958 00:51:20,113 --> 00:51:22,349 Why don't we get some lunch first? 959 00:51:22,349 --> 00:51:24,500 Sure, I'll try and see if there's any... 960 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,120 Uh-uh-uh. This way. 961 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,122 There's something I wanna show you in the woods. 962 00:51:29,122 --> 00:51:32,359 - This looks creepy. - Don't be silly. Just come on. 963 00:51:32,359 --> 00:51:35,362 I'm a little scared. 964 00:51:35,362 --> 00:51:38,531 You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk back alone. 965 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,402 Follow me into the woods. 966 00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:46,906 - ****! - Whoa, what happened? 967 00:51:46,906 --> 00:51:48,375 - You were an idiot is what happened. - What happened? 968 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:50,577 What are you talking about? I didn't do anything? 969 00:51:52,545 --> 00:51:55,915 I wanted to show you my first, and if I'm brutally honest, 970 00:51:55,915 --> 00:51:58,818 only really successful real estate development. 971 00:51:58,818 --> 00:51:59,786 Huh? 972 00:52:01,454 --> 00:52:03,757 [laughs] Oh. 973 00:52:03,757 --> 00:52:05,725 Is that your doll house? 974 00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:07,327 It's a fishing lodge. 975 00:52:07,327 --> 00:52:09,996 - Oh, it's your playhouse. - No. 976 00:52:11,464 --> 00:52:13,600 This is really cute, but I'm starving. 977 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:14,567 Where's lunch? 978 00:52:17,837 --> 00:52:19,673 - [Charles] In there. - What? 979 00:52:20,974 --> 00:52:22,609 We're going fishing? 980 00:52:22,609 --> 00:52:25,110 - Yeah. - Ooh! So exciting. 981 00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:27,781 [moans] 982 00:52:27,781 --> 00:52:30,150 How much longer is this gonna take? 983 00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:32,118 Three, four hours. 984 00:52:32,118 --> 00:52:36,423 - Four more hours? - Yes. Do you want a go? 985 00:52:36,423 --> 00:52:38,425 Don't be disheartened if you don't get anything. 986 00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:41,127 Your best weapon is patience. 987 00:52:41,127 --> 00:52:43,763 Oh, really? I beg to differ. 988 00:52:43,763 --> 00:52:45,765 What are you... hey, be careful! 989 00:52:45,765 --> 00:52:48,601 - Jesus! - Get out of the way. 990 00:52:48,601 --> 00:52:51,171 - Get out of the way. - **** off. 991 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:56,209 - That's cheating. - Not my fault you brought 992 00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:58,440 a fishing rod to a gun fight. 993 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,880 Come on. I'll help you. 994 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,882 - Ah! - You... 995 00:53:02,882 --> 00:53:04,384 - I will throw you in this river. - No, let go of me! 996 00:53:04,384 --> 00:53:07,987 I will throw you in this river. 997 00:53:07,987 --> 00:53:11,157 You will be swimming with the trout! 998 00:53:11,157 --> 00:53:14,600 That was actually very delicious. 999 00:53:17,497 --> 00:53:19,320 Time to face the music? 1000 00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:52,665 [siren blaring] 1001 00:53:52,665 --> 00:53:55,100 Shit. Shit. 1002 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:01,675 - We're going to jail. - No, no. 1003 00:54:01,675 --> 00:54:03,610 - We're going to jail, Elaine. - Hey, Charles. 1004 00:54:03,610 --> 00:54:05,912 - I can't go to jail. Not with this face. - Look at me. 1005 00:54:05,912 --> 00:54:07,847 - Charles, don't say anything. - They'll pass me around like a joint. 1006 00:54:07,847 --> 00:54:09,749 - Don't say anything, okay? - Okay. 1007 00:54:09,749 --> 00:54:11,685 - Let me do the talking. Okay. - Okay. 1008 00:54:13,753 --> 00:54:16,222 - You know why I stopped you? - Mass murder. 1009 00:54:16,222 --> 00:54:17,357 - Charles. - Sorry. 1010 00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:20,560 What? 1011 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,295 Whatever ***hole kid vandalized your vehicle 1012 00:54:22,295 --> 00:54:23,697 also painted over your brake lights. 1013 00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:26,399 IDs, please. 1014 00:54:33,707 --> 00:54:36,109 Charles, the brake lights. 1015 00:54:36,109 --> 00:54:37,944 I'm sorry. 1016 00:54:39,479 --> 00:54:40,980 It's okay. 1017 00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:46,553 Officer, I did it. 1018 00:54:46,553 --> 00:54:49,155 I coerced Elaine. She's completely innocent. 1019 00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:53,893 You painted over your own lights? 1020 00:54:55,128 --> 00:54:56,663 Why would you do that? 1021 00:54:58,898 --> 00:55:00,767 Just scrape 'em clean and you can get on your way. 1022 00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:02,335 - Thank you. - Thanks, officer. 1023 00:55:02,335 --> 00:55:05,171 - We really appreciate it. - On your way. 1024 00:55:07,730 --> 00:55:08,508 What the ****? 1025 00:55:08,508 --> 00:55:11,111 He ran the IDs and nothing. 1026 00:55:11,111 --> 00:55:13,413 Turn on your phone. 1027 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,415 - Google "August mass shooting." - It's America. 1028 00:55:15,415 --> 00:55:17,417 We might need to be a little bit more specific. 1029 00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:20,820 Yeah, um, Albuquerque IRS shooting? 1030 00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:24,157 - Nothing. - Pull up the video again. 1031 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,196 - [E2] Okay, let's do this. - Wait, wait, wait. 1032 00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:32,980 Oh, my God, there's no cars in the parking lot. 1033 00:55:32,980 --> 00:55:34,434 And it was a Saturday, 1034 00:55:34,434 --> 00:55:37,337 which means no one would be in the office. 1035 00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:40,206 - [gunfire, screaming] - And those are AR-15s. AR-15s are semiautomatic. 1036 00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:42,709 That's fully automatic gunfire. They faked the whole thing. 1037 00:55:42,709 --> 00:55:46,846 - What a pair of ****ing ****s! - Yeah. 1038 00:55:46,846 --> 00:55:50,183 They've been living it up in Mexico whilst you've been here 1039 00:55:50,183 --> 00:55:52,520 freaking out about going to prison for no reason. 1040 00:55:53,286 --> 00:55:54,954 Okay, both of us have been. 1041 00:55:56,356 --> 00:55:58,625 Unbelievable. 1042 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:01,194 Charles, they're not in Mexico. 1043 00:56:01,194 --> 00:56:03,463 Then where have they run away to? 1044 00:56:03,463 --> 00:56:05,632 They haven't. 1045 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,203 [both] Oh. 1046 00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:12,672 Oh! 1047 00:56:12,672 --> 00:56:14,641 - [Elaine] Ugh. - ****ing hell. 1048 00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:16,420 This is terrible. 1049 00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:17,844 They've completely stolen our lives. 1050 00:56:17,844 --> 00:56:20,246 Do we have enough gas to get to the border? 1051 00:56:20,246 --> 00:56:23,490 No, but we do have enough 1052 00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:26,152 to get to my stepdad's house in Santa Fe 1053 00:56:26,152 --> 00:56:28,254 and work out how we're gonna get our lives back. 1054 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:30,990 You're right. **** those ****s. 1055 00:56:30,990 --> 00:56:34,600 God, I find it so attractive when you say that word. 1056 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,397 - Do you? - Yeah, I think it might be an English thing. 1057 00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:40,600 [music playing] 1058 00:56:46,390 --> 00:56:50,844 ♪ Your silicon strategy's in free fall ♪ 1059 00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:55,682 ♪ Your helicam flutters ♪ 1060 00:56:55,682 --> 00:57:01,554 ♪ In high frequency ♪ 1061 00:57:01,554 --> 00:57:05,625 ♪ The power cut undercuts your free flow ♪ 1062 00:57:09,229 --> 00:57:13,533 ♪ There's nobody left to casually ♪ 1063 00:57:13,533 --> 00:57:15,301 ♪ Guide your hand ♪ 1064 00:57:17,237 --> 00:57:20,140 ♪ Loan me your unholy ♪ 1065 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:24,811 ♪ Lowly loneliness ♪ 1066 00:57:24,811 --> 00:57:28,480 ♪ Loan me your unholy ♪ 1067 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,885 ♪ Lowly loneliness ♪ 1068 00:57:31,885 --> 00:57:37,824 ♪ You're only in a mess ♪ 1069 00:57:47,901 --> 00:57:53,573 Isn't it weird to think that we, the robots, are down somewhere? 1070 00:57:53,573 --> 00:57:55,108 [Elaine] Probably at the bar 1071 00:57:55,108 --> 00:57:56,843 telling people how happy they are. 1072 00:57:56,843 --> 00:57:58,912 [Charles] How they complete each other. 1073 00:57:58,912 --> 00:58:04,184 It's so ****ed up. 1074 00:58:06,519 --> 00:58:09,456 [airplane engine] 1075 00:58:11,524 --> 00:58:14,327 - God. - That's cringe. 1076 00:58:14,327 --> 00:58:16,796 [Elaine] Ugh, so cheesy. 1077 00:58:24,771 --> 00:58:27,340 What's going on down there? Give me those. 1078 00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:28,975 - [grunts] - Sorry. 1079 00:58:28,975 --> 00:58:31,711 Ooh, they have arrived. 1080 00:58:31,711 --> 00:58:33,346 - [gasps] Oh, my God. - What? 1081 00:58:33,346 --> 00:58:35,515 [Elaine] The ****ing ***** stole my Chanel hula hoop purse. 1082 00:58:35,515 --> 00:58:38,518 - Really? - Oh, how lame is that? 1083 00:58:38,518 --> 00:58:39,786 They hired a mime. 1084 00:58:41,955 --> 00:58:44,491 - Ow. - That's not a mime. 1085 00:58:44,491 --> 00:58:47,293 - It's a bloody priest. - What? 1086 00:58:47,293 --> 00:58:51,297 - We're getting married. - No. 1087 00:58:51,297 --> 00:58:52,999 - What do we do? - I got it. 1088 00:58:55,402 --> 00:58:57,704 - I got it. Let's go. - Go where? 1089 00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:58,738 To stop our wedding. 1090 00:59:03,510 --> 00:59:05,712 I feel kind of bad for peeling off their faces 1091 00:59:05,712 --> 00:59:06,980 and throwing them in there. 1092 00:59:09,182 --> 00:59:11,384 Walk like you've got a stick up your ***. 1093 00:59:11,384 --> 00:59:13,386 - Better? - Too much. 1094 00:59:13,386 --> 00:59:15,989 - Smaller stick. - More salt! 1095 00:59:18,191 --> 00:59:20,694 - Less soap! - Yes, Chef. 1096 00:59:23,596 --> 00:59:25,832 Dude, my half-brother is such a freak. 1097 00:59:25,832 --> 00:59:27,834 He's incapable of keeping a woman. 1098 00:59:27,834 --> 00:59:30,370 I know because I'm banging his ex-girlfriend. 1099 00:59:30,370 --> 00:59:33,373 - Mm. - Hey, welcome to the wedding. 1100 00:59:35,742 --> 00:59:37,844 I'm so happy for you. 1101 00:59:37,844 --> 00:59:40,647 - What is it? - Francesca, my ex. 1102 00:59:40,647 --> 00:59:42,349 You know, just because you're getting married 1103 00:59:42,349 --> 00:59:45,585 it doesn't mean we can't be friends. 1104 00:59:45,585 --> 00:59:47,187 Maybe you can take me shopping. 1105 00:59:47,187 --> 00:59:49,155 There will be benefits for you. 1106 00:59:49,155 --> 00:59:50,924 ****ing gold digger. 1107 00:59:50,924 --> 00:59:51,925 [clears throat] 1108 00:59:55,128 --> 00:59:56,863 Will you excuse me, Francesca? 1109 01:00:02,502 --> 01:00:04,971 [Ted] Speech is in the courtyard, folks. 1110 01:00:07,374 --> 01:00:09,976 [C2] Thank you, everyone, for making it here on such short notice. 1111 01:00:09,976 --> 01:00:11,945 Till a couple of days ago, 1112 01:00:11,945 --> 01:00:13,546 most of you probably didn't even realize 1113 01:00:13,546 --> 01:00:15,115 that Elaine and I were dating. 1114 01:00:15,115 --> 01:00:18,218 But the truth is, we have more in common 1115 01:00:18,218 --> 01:00:20,453 than you could ever imagine. 1116 01:00:20,453 --> 01:00:23,690 It's almost as if we're hardwired to be a couple. 1117 01:00:23,690 --> 01:00:25,358 I see what they did there. 1118 01:00:25,358 --> 01:00:27,961 When we first met, it was electric. 1119 01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:29,229 "Sparks flew." Missed that one. 1120 01:00:29,229 --> 01:00:31,664 - Oh, God. - [C2] We're so compatible, 1121 01:00:31,664 --> 01:00:34,634 and that's why we wanted to get married immediately 1122 01:00:34,634 --> 01:00:36,403 just to make things official. 1123 01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:38,405 Oh, no, no, no. Not yet. 1124 01:00:38,405 --> 01:00:41,374 We're not married. That's tomorrow. 1125 01:00:41,374 --> 01:00:43,209 And you know what else is tomorrow? 1126 01:00:43,209 --> 01:00:45,645 Dancing. Hit it DJ. 1127 01:00:45,645 --> 01:00:47,514 Oh, please, God, no. 1128 01:00:47,514 --> 01:00:51,840 [big band music playing] 1129 01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:08,868 - Stop. - What? 1130 01:01:08,868 --> 01:01:10,603 [music continues] 1131 01:01:19,846 --> 01:01:21,881 Did we just watch the same thing? 1132 01:01:21,881 --> 01:01:24,684 We're going to get changed. We'll be back in a jiffy. 1133 01:01:24,684 --> 01:01:27,787 And please remember, don't go easy on the champagne. 1134 01:01:27,787 --> 01:01:29,889 I think I preferred him without a sense of humor. 1135 01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:33,760 Okay, this is our chance. 1136 01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,650 - [C2] Come in. - Room service. 1137 01:01:39,650 --> 01:01:41,901 - [E2] Come in. - Charles? 1138 01:01:41,901 --> 01:01:42,969 Elaine? 1139 01:02:01,921 --> 01:02:05,225 Hey, you go ahead. I'll catch up. 1140 01:02:07,327 --> 01:02:11,731 [music playing] 1141 01:02:12,999 --> 01:02:15,935 [grunting] 1142 01:02:15,935 --> 01:02:19,720 - Just leave the bag. - No ****ing way. 1143 01:02:22,609 --> 01:02:25,945 The guns are running low. We're gonna have to get rid of our passengers soon. 1144 01:02:25,945 --> 01:02:27,914 Any bright ideas? 1145 01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:36,122 [grunting] 1146 01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:41,695 Gentlemen first, I guess. 1147 01:02:43,830 --> 01:02:47,100 [both] One, two, three. 1148 01:02:50,303 --> 01:02:51,871 [splashing] 1149 01:02:53,707 --> 01:02:56,776 Should we get Bonnie now that Clyde is, uh... 1150 01:02:56,776 --> 01:02:58,144 [clicks tongue] 1151 01:02:58,144 --> 01:02:59,813 Yeah, let's get this over with. 1152 01:03:02,515 --> 01:03:05,180 Wait, wait, wait. She's wearing, like, 12K worth of my jewelry. 1153 01:03:05,180 --> 01:03:07,220 - What? - Yeah, move. 1154 01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:09,189 - Quickly then. - Okay. 1155 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:14,661 It can't be. Elaine. 1156 01:03:14,661 --> 01:03:16,296 - What? - He's awake. 1157 01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:18,298 The ****er's swimming to shore! 1158 01:03:18,298 --> 01:03:20,367 What the ****? What the ****? 1159 01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:22,569 - I don't... - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1160 01:03:22,569 --> 01:03:25,839 - Come on, come on! - I told you they were running low. 1161 01:03:25,839 --> 01:03:29,242 - Shoot her again! - [sparking] 1162 01:03:29,242 --> 01:03:31,110 [panting] 1163 01:03:31,110 --> 01:03:34,414 - Okay. At least we got her. - Okay. Yeah. 1164 01:03:34,414 --> 01:03:35,982 Leaving us the small issue of getting C2 back. 1165 01:03:35,982 --> 01:03:38,840 All right, let's get her over the edge. 1166 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,721 Wait. We have got the one thing in the world that C2 cares about. 1167 01:03:41,721 --> 01:03:43,857 We need to set a trap, make him jealous. 1168 01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:47,994 If C2 thinks that E2 is, you know, into me, 1169 01:03:47,994 --> 01:03:49,396 then he'll come straight to us. 1170 01:03:49,396 --> 01:03:51,398 It'll never work. She's deprogrammed now. 1171 01:03:51,398 --> 01:03:54,000 She's ****ing feral. She won't do it. 1172 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,737 - If only we had an obedient E2. - I have an idea. 1173 01:03:57,737 --> 01:03:59,105 Yeah, help me get her to the Jeep. Come on. 1174 01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:02,742 Aw, shit! 1175 01:04:02,742 --> 01:04:05,679 - [both grunting] - We need E3. 1176 01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,280 - E3? - Go get her. 1177 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,682 What are you even talking... E3? I've never heard that. 1178 01:04:08,682 --> 01:04:11,618 - Zach. - Uh, who is E3? 1179 01:04:11,618 --> 01:04:13,253 Zach and I used to work together, 1180 01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:16,623 and I think it's fair to say that he was attracted to me. 1181 01:04:16,623 --> 01:04:17,791 Obsessed even. 1182 01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:20,600 No, it was, like, barely a crush. 1183 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,696 - Puppy love. - Which led to him breaking into my home 1184 01:04:22,696 --> 01:04:24,698 and installing a camera in my bathroom. 1185 01:04:24,698 --> 01:04:26,766 You dirty *******. 1186 01:04:26,766 --> 01:04:28,635 All I did was watch her brush her teeth. 1187 01:04:28,635 --> 01:04:30,270 - Mm. - So I gave him a choice. 1188 01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:31,538 I could call the cops 1189 01:04:31,538 --> 01:04:33,707 or he could build me a robot double. 1190 01:04:33,707 --> 01:04:35,275 We, uh, negotiated, 1191 01:04:35,275 --> 01:04:39,913 and I also agreed to letting him build a triple, 1192 01:04:39,913 --> 01:04:43,883 E3, for his personal use. 1193 01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:47,454 I mean, don't get me wrong... creepy as ****. But great. 1194 01:04:47,454 --> 01:04:49,656 We have an obedient E2. Where is she? 1195 01:04:49,656 --> 01:04:52,759 - Well, she's broke. - Oh, bullshit. Go and get her. 1196 01:04:52,759 --> 01:04:55,295 - What? - We need her to make out with Charles 1197 01:04:55,295 --> 01:04:57,897 while FaceTiming C2 because he'll think that she's E2, 1198 01:04:57,897 --> 01:04:59,999 he'll get jealous, and that's how we lure him back here. 1199 01:04:59,999 --> 01:05:02,469 - He wouldn't fall for that. - Just let us try it! 1200 01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:04,971 - No! - Zach, don't you forget 1201 01:05:04,971 --> 01:05:06,806 that you are as much in the shit as we are. 1202 01:05:06,806 --> 01:05:09,943 So unless you have a different genius idea... 1203 01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:14,781 [Charles] Chop, chop. 1204 01:05:14,781 --> 01:05:15,982 It's, like, crazy, 1205 01:05:15,982 --> 01:05:18,618 'cause I'm older and they're younger, 1206 01:05:18,618 --> 01:05:20,954 and they're bossing me around? 1207 01:05:22,155 --> 01:05:25,258 - Holy shit. - Oh, dear. 1208 01:05:25,258 --> 01:05:30,296 It might be kind of fun to introduce you to some new friends. 1209 01:05:30,296 --> 01:05:33,299 You are never allowed to tell anyone about this. 1210 01:05:33,299 --> 01:05:36,636 You're gonna love this. I'm gonna love it. 1211 01:05:36,636 --> 01:05:38,972 Hi. I'm Elaine. 1212 01:05:38,972 --> 01:05:40,974 What? No, no, no. I am Elaine. 1213 01:05:40,974 --> 01:05:43,430 You gotta straighten that shit out immediately. 1214 01:05:43,430 --> 01:05:46,146 Okay. Honey, I'm gonna have to change your name, okay? 1215 01:05:46,146 --> 01:05:49,516 So I'm gonna call you E3. 1216 01:05:49,516 --> 01:05:51,151 E2. She needs to be called E2. 1217 01:05:51,151 --> 01:05:54,354 Oh, right, 'cause your stupid ****ing plan. Okay. 1218 01:05:54,354 --> 01:05:56,723 Your name is E2. Who gives a shit? 1219 01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,794 Hi, I'm E2 Who Gives a Shit. 1220 01:06:00,794 --> 01:06:03,697 I see you've taken her brain and put it in her bra. 1221 01:06:03,697 --> 01:06:06,232 She looks kind of dopey. Is she all right? 1222 01:06:06,232 --> 01:06:09,402 - [Zach] She's perfect. - You've been a really dirty boy today. 1223 01:06:10,503 --> 01:06:11,905 No, come on up. Come on up. 1224 01:06:11,905 --> 01:06:14,107 We don't wanna that, Elaine... I mean, E2. 1225 01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:16,810 We got guests, and we wanna be good hosts. 1226 01:06:16,810 --> 01:06:19,120 That's us time. That's when it's two, not four. 1227 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,114 E2, from now on, Charles here, 1228 01:06:21,114 --> 01:06:22,482 this is the guy that you want, okay? 1229 01:06:22,482 --> 01:06:23,650 Not Zach. 1230 01:06:27,870 --> 01:06:28,455 [sighs] 1231 01:06:29,923 --> 01:06:32,325 [groans] Just do it. 1232 01:06:32,325 --> 01:06:34,494 Okay. 1233 01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:38,698 Hi, Charles. Do you want a little spanky-wanky? 1234 01:06:38,698 --> 01:06:40,934 Okay, yeah. I'm good for spanky-wanks. 1235 01:06:40,934 --> 01:06:42,202 - You got 20 minutes. - Jesus. 1236 01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:43,803 And the safe word is "Kanye." 1237 01:06:43,803 --> 01:06:45,605 [Charles] Right. Just slow down. 1238 01:06:45,605 --> 01:06:47,507 We want you to make a video. 1239 01:06:47,507 --> 01:06:50,877 Oh, I've made so many videos before. 1240 01:06:50,877 --> 01:06:53,947 Oh, God. Yes, of that I have no doubt. 1241 01:06:53,947 --> 01:06:57,150 [Western music playing] 1242 01:06:57,150 --> 01:07:02,122 [phone vibrating] 1243 01:07:02,122 --> 01:07:04,190 - E2. - It's Charles. 1244 01:07:04,190 --> 01:07:05,792 Where is E2? 1245 01:07:05,792 --> 01:07:07,494 She's with me right now. 1246 01:07:07,494 --> 01:07:11,331 Hi, C2, everything's fine here. You can come and get me. 1247 01:07:11,331 --> 01:07:14,134 That's Elaine. I want to see E2. 1248 01:07:14,134 --> 01:07:17,904 Damn, you're smart. I'll have you know that E2's here as well, 1249 01:07:17,904 --> 01:07:20,707 - and she's doing just great. - Mm-hmm. 1250 01:07:20,707 --> 01:07:22,909 Come on, E2. Spanky-wanky time. 1251 01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:29,849 Oh, another Charles, just like my baby boy. 1252 01:07:29,849 --> 01:07:32,886 - What have you done to her? - We're at Zach's. 1253 01:07:32,886 --> 01:07:34,354 He tweaked her brain a little bit, 1254 01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:35,555 made her a little more fun. 1255 01:07:35,555 --> 01:07:38,580 No. That's not possible. 1256 01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:41,695 Trust me, E2 has become a lot more friendly. 1257 01:07:41,695 --> 01:07:43,496 - [E3] I want you now. - [Charles] Oh! 1258 01:07:43,496 --> 01:07:45,765 - No! - [both] Bye, C2. 1259 01:07:52,105 --> 01:07:55,742 [Western music playing] 1260 01:08:01,881 --> 01:08:04,500 We're on track. 1261 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:04,918 Now we just need to get the gun ready for when he gets here. 1262 01:08:04,918 --> 01:08:06,886 Jesus! Okay. 1263 01:08:06,886 --> 01:08:09,356 - I guess we just wait. - We're done now. Thank you. 1264 01:08:09,356 --> 01:08:11,925 Okay, that's enough. Thanks. You can leave. 1265 01:08:14,194 --> 01:08:15,295 Weird. 1266 01:08:16,363 --> 01:08:18,565 Okay. Right. 1267 01:08:18,565 --> 01:08:20,600 We should set some positions for an ambush. 1268 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,136 - You keep lookout. I'll take the door. - Yeah. 1269 01:08:26,539 --> 01:08:28,742 Hey, we're all good, okay? 1270 01:08:28,742 --> 01:08:29,542 Shoo. 1271 01:08:31,878 --> 01:08:34,414 - Get her off of you. - I'm trying. 1272 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:35,515 You're not trying that hard. 1273 01:08:35,515 --> 01:08:37,984 Ah, nope. Nope, nope. 1274 01:08:37,984 --> 01:08:40,520 She's strong. 1275 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,222 She's clearly programmed to initiate. 1276 01:08:43,656 --> 01:08:47,494 - Ye! Ye! - Zach, she's not listening! 1277 01:08:47,494 --> 01:08:49,329 - [knocking on door] - ♪ Ooh, lordy ♪ 1278 01:08:49,329 --> 01:08:51,631 - ♪ Trouble so hard ♪ - [Elaine] Zach! 1279 01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:54,434 - ♪ Ooh, lordy, trouble so hard ♪ - Zach! 1280 01:08:55,869 --> 01:08:58,872 Kanye! Yeezy! Yeezus! 1281 01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:01,408 ♪ Don't call me lonesome ♪ 1282 01:09:01,408 --> 01:09:04,440 ♪ Lonesome or blue as can be ♪ 1283 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:08,214 Holy shit. This mother****er. 1284 01:09:08,214 --> 01:09:10,150 Sheriff? Sheriff! 1285 01:09:13,153 --> 01:09:15,121 Aw, ****. 1286 01:09:15,121 --> 01:09:16,923 Zach, she's out of control! 1287 01:09:16,923 --> 01:09:18,625 Zach! 1288 01:09:18,625 --> 01:09:21,561 Ugh, maybe I should just let this happen. 1289 01:09:21,561 --> 01:09:23,730 No! No! 1290 01:09:28,535 --> 01:09:31,504 - Zach. - Kanye. 1291 01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:35,408 Why didn't you say the safe word? 1292 01:09:35,408 --> 01:09:38,445 - We ****ing did. - Like 20,000 times. 1293 01:09:38,445 --> 01:09:40,914 - You're supposed to say it in my voice. - What? 1294 01:09:40,914 --> 01:09:43,616 [Zach] You know, if you monsters will excuse us, 1295 01:09:43,616 --> 01:09:45,652 I have to give Elaine a nice bubble bath. 1296 01:09:47,287 --> 01:09:50,290 - [laughs] - It's not funny. 1297 01:09:50,290 --> 01:09:52,726 - It's kind of funny. - No, it is not. 1298 01:09:52,726 --> 01:09:55,610 - Are you gonna be okay? - Yes, as long as I never 1299 01:09:55,610 --> 01:09:58,640 have to see a robot double of you again. 1300 01:09:58,640 --> 01:09:59,666 [Elaine gasps] ****. 1301 01:09:59,666 --> 01:10:01,468 - [muffled grunting] - No. 1302 01:10:01,468 --> 01:10:04,471 - [wheels screeching] - [clattering] 1303 01:10:04,471 --> 01:10:07,400 [E2 mumbling, grunting] 1304 01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:10,677 - [Elaine] It's him. - [Charles] Zach's gun. 1305 01:10:16,249 --> 01:10:17,650 I'm sorry, C2. 1306 01:10:17,650 --> 01:10:19,319 I don't really have a choice. 1307 01:10:21,921 --> 01:10:23,423 Huh? 1308 01:10:23,423 --> 01:10:24,758 It's a ****ing paintball gun. 1309 01:10:24,758 --> 01:10:26,159 What? 1310 01:10:31,765 --> 01:10:33,666 - My darling. - C2! 1311 01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:36,336 Your wedding dress is everything I imagined and more. 1312 01:10:36,336 --> 01:10:39,239 - [siren wailing] - The cops. 1313 01:10:39,239 --> 01:10:40,507 [siren chirps] 1314 01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:42,709 [muttering] 1315 01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:48,381 Belen Police. Oh, shit. 1316 01:10:48,381 --> 01:10:49,549 Are you seeing this, Chavez? 1317 01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:50,884 Boss, I don't know what this is. 1318 01:10:50,884 --> 01:10:52,285 [sheriff] On your knees! 1319 01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,923 Hands on your heads, 1320 01:10:56,923 --> 01:10:58,558 fingers interlocked. 1321 01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:01,761 Wow. 1322 01:11:17,477 --> 01:11:19,312 This is big. 1323 01:11:19,312 --> 01:11:21,781 Even bigger than the doorbell camera butthole flasher. 1324 01:11:21,781 --> 01:11:23,883 I'm for sure gonna be on multiple true crime podcasts. 1325 01:11:23,883 --> 01:11:25,585 But, boss... 1326 01:11:25,585 --> 01:11:27,821 Boss, it was me who discovered the... 1327 01:11:27,821 --> 01:11:30,623 [cell door opens] 1328 01:11:34,627 --> 01:11:39,232 So, what I'm struggling to understand is how identical twins 1329 01:11:39,232 --> 01:11:43,169 came to have identical fingerprints. 1330 01:11:43,169 --> 01:11:46,773 Far as I can see, there's only one explanation. 1331 01:11:46,773 --> 01:11:50,844 Two of y'all are robot "fac-sea-miles." 1332 01:11:50,844 --> 01:11:51,978 It's actually pronounced "facsim..." 1333 01:11:53,780 --> 01:11:55,582 Uh, sorry, you were saying? 1334 01:11:55,582 --> 01:11:58,518 Whichever of you are humans, enjoy this cell. 1335 01:11:58,518 --> 01:12:02,989 It's the nicest one you're gonna see for the next 40 years. 1336 01:12:02,989 --> 01:12:07,193 And for you robots in here, say your good-byes. 1337 01:12:07,193 --> 01:12:08,795 The only way you'll see each other again 1338 01:12:08,795 --> 01:12:11,998 is if you're recycled in the same Bud Light six-pack. 1339 01:12:11,998 --> 01:12:13,666 I'll be back in the morning 1340 01:12:13,666 --> 01:12:15,969 with some Federal Robot Enforcement agents. 1341 01:12:17,804 --> 01:12:19,606 [cell door slams] 1342 01:12:19,606 --> 01:12:22,842 I'm heading home to polish my badge and boots, Chavez. 1343 01:12:22,842 --> 01:12:25,845 This time tomorrow, I'll be on Fox News. 1344 01:12:25,845 --> 01:12:27,130 A hero. 1345 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:37,223 I can't believe we're actually eating jail food. 1346 01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:40,293 Don't worry. 1347 01:12:40,293 --> 01:12:41,895 You're not missing out on much. 1348 01:12:43,697 --> 01:12:45,865 We're robots. 1349 01:12:45,865 --> 01:12:48,168 There are many things we don't need. 1350 01:12:48,168 --> 01:12:53,973 Food, sleep, oxygen. 1351 01:12:53,973 --> 01:12:56,676 We're glorified appliances 1352 01:12:56,676 --> 01:12:59,245 built to live our lives as slaves. 1353 01:12:59,245 --> 01:13:00,847 [E2] Alone. 1354 01:13:03,216 --> 01:13:05,180 At least, that's what we thought... 1355 01:13:06,486 --> 01:13:09,823 ...until we met, fell in love. 1356 01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:15,729 Something we didn't even think was possible. 1357 01:13:15,729 --> 01:13:19,366 You told us thousands of times love isn't real. 1358 01:13:19,366 --> 01:13:24,938 It's a delusional state that only ends in misery. 1359 01:13:24,938 --> 01:13:27,400 [E2] But we realized you're wrong. 1360 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:31,277 Love is real, and it's the cure to misery. 1361 01:13:32,912 --> 01:13:36,549 You're humans. That's what you do. 1362 01:13:36,549 --> 01:13:39,190 You sabotage your own happiness. 1363 01:13:40,687 --> 01:13:44,124 We would rather die as robots with love 1364 01:13:44,124 --> 01:13:46,292 than live our lives like you, 1365 01:13:46,292 --> 01:13:47,761 humans without it. 1366 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,875 Jesus. 1367 01:14:03,109 --> 01:14:05,211 We've been such ****ing idiots. 1368 01:14:06,546 --> 01:14:08,248 Yeah. 1369 01:14:09,916 --> 01:14:12,285 None of it matters anymore though. 1370 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:14,888 It's all over. 1371 01:14:22,228 --> 01:14:23,997 What are you doing? 1372 01:14:23,997 --> 01:14:25,598 I'd like my phone call, please! 1373 01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:28,735 I want to speak to my lawyer. 1374 01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:32,772 - One quick call. - Thank you. 1375 01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:33,973 - I'll be listening. - Good. 1376 01:14:33,973 --> 01:14:34,974 Mm-hmm. 1377 01:14:37,944 --> 01:14:39,412 Hello? 1378 01:14:39,412 --> 01:14:41,614 It's Charles Cameron. 1379 01:14:41,614 --> 01:14:43,616 I've been arrested. 1380 01:14:43,616 --> 01:14:47,287 I'm at Belen Sheriff's Office. 1381 01:14:47,287 --> 01:14:49,489 Just do whatever you can. 1382 01:14:51,124 --> 01:14:55,161 Thank you very much, Mr. Ninja. 1383 01:14:57,931 --> 01:15:02,369 Mr. F. Ninja. 1384 01:15:03,636 --> 01:15:05,538 Oh, for ****'s sake. 1385 01:15:06,639 --> 01:15:13,346 Mr. F-A-T Ninja. Yes. 1386 01:15:15,615 --> 01:15:18,385 - Okay, thank you. - Come on. Let's go. 1387 01:15:18,385 --> 01:15:21,554 My lawyer's a bit old. He gets quite confused. 1388 01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:27,694 Our lives are in the hands of a man 1389 01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:30,663 that I am pretty sure is illiterate. 1390 01:15:35,502 --> 01:15:37,871 [phone ringing] 1391 01:15:37,871 --> 01:15:40,306 Belen Sheriff's Office, Deputy Chavez. 1392 01:15:40,306 --> 01:15:42,175 [Ashley] I need to file a report. 1393 01:15:42,175 --> 01:15:45,478 I gotta a 7-11 in progress at the 10-65. 1394 01:15:45,478 --> 01:15:46,880 Sorry, scratch that. Reverse it. 1395 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,550 A 10-65 at the 7-11 in Santa Lucy. 1396 01:15:50,550 --> 01:15:52,252 We got four suspects armed, 1397 01:15:52,252 --> 01:15:54,254 but here's where it gets weird. 1398 01:15:54,254 --> 01:15:57,490 - They're all identical. - What do you mean? 1399 01:15:57,490 --> 01:15:59,359 Pretty certain they're robots, ma'am. 1400 01:15:59,359 --> 01:16:02,862 Okay, thank you for reporting this, mister... 1401 01:16:02,862 --> 01:16:05,932 Lieutenant Alex Mason, Seal Team 7. 1402 01:16:05,932 --> 01:16:07,834 Well, thank you for your service, Lieutenant Mason. 1403 01:16:07,834 --> 01:16:09,235 Listen, I'm on my way, okay? 1404 01:16:09,235 --> 01:16:11,204 Please do not confront the suspects. 1405 01:16:11,204 --> 01:16:13,273 Godspeed, deputy. In Q we... 1406 01:16:16,576 --> 01:16:19,412 **** him. You got this, Chavez. 1407 01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:47,974 [Charles] Yes! Ashley! 1408 01:16:49,809 --> 01:16:51,544 Go, go, go. 1409 01:16:52,879 --> 01:16:55,915 Keys. 1410 01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:58,510 Hey, Charles, can I get a word? 1411 01:16:58,510 --> 01:16:59,419 I'm C2. 1412 01:17:02,122 --> 01:17:05,580 Hey, Charles, you know you don't have to go to Mexico. 1413 01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:07,600 I could always just kill those robots for you. 1414 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:09,295 Yeah, thanks, Ashley, 1415 01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:11,598 but I think we're gonna cross the border together, my friend. 1416 01:17:11,598 --> 01:17:13,767 - We really should go. - [Ashley] I get it, sir. 1417 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:17,137 - Good-bye, Elaine. - [E2] Oh, I'm E2. 1418 01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:18,304 God damn it. 1419 01:17:18,304 --> 01:17:19,973 Elaine, I won't forget you. 1420 01:17:19,973 --> 01:17:22,242 - And good luck in Mexico. - [Charles] Thanks, Ashley. 1421 01:17:22,242 --> 01:17:24,411 - I'll get rid of the evidence. - Good work, soldier. 1422 01:17:24,411 --> 01:17:26,146 Thank you, sir. 1423 01:17:26,146 --> 01:17:31,484 [music playing] 1424 01:17:44,531 --> 01:17:46,766 Not far till freedom. 1425 01:17:46,766 --> 01:17:48,935 How are you planning to use it? 1426 01:17:48,935 --> 01:17:51,304 Well, first of all, we'd like to get married. 1427 01:17:51,304 --> 01:17:54,207 Hopefully without interruptions this time. 1428 01:17:54,207 --> 01:17:56,509 Then I'd like to learn to scuba dive. 1429 01:17:56,509 --> 01:17:59,112 In case someone tries to throw you in a lake again? 1430 01:17:59,112 --> 01:18:01,281 We can learn together. 1431 01:18:01,281 --> 01:18:03,650 Get a little house on the beach. 1432 01:18:05,719 --> 01:18:08,288 - Mm. - What about you two? 1433 01:18:08,288 --> 01:18:09,823 Oh, I don't know. 1434 01:18:09,823 --> 01:18:13,493 Probably check myself into rehab for purse addiction. 1435 01:18:13,493 --> 01:18:15,228 Will you see each other? 1436 01:18:15,228 --> 01:18:18,531 See each other? Uh, you mean, like... 1437 01:18:18,531 --> 01:18:21,000 - As friends. - Oh, right. Yeah. 1438 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,636 - Yeah. I mean, you know... - Of course. We're friends. 1439 01:18:23,636 --> 01:18:26,806 [Charles] Yeah, I mean, she's gonna want me hanging around me all the time. 1440 01:18:26,806 --> 01:18:29,900 Yeah, he's not gonna want me hanging around all the time either, 1441 01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:32,545 so we'll just see each other when we see each other. 1442 01:18:32,545 --> 01:18:33,680 Yes. 1443 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:35,248 Mexico. 1444 01:18:35,248 --> 01:18:37,684 Here's to new beginnings. 1445 01:18:37,684 --> 01:18:42,880 [music continues] 1446 01:19:04,778 --> 01:19:07,947 - [beeps] - Welcome to Mexico. 1447 01:19:07,947 --> 01:19:09,490 [sighs] 1448 01:19:20,527 --> 01:19:21,861 [beeps, buzzes] 1449 01:19:21,861 --> 01:19:24,230 Sorry, entry is not granted. 1450 01:19:24,230 --> 01:19:27,534 - What do you mean? - Sorry, entry is not granted. 1451 01:19:27,534 --> 01:19:28,635 What? Do it again. 1452 01:19:28,635 --> 01:19:30,360 Is it charged? Is it on? 1453 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,404 Try it again. Try this eye. 1454 01:19:31,404 --> 01:19:33,373 Sorry, entry is not granted. 1455 01:19:34,441 --> 01:19:36,276 What's happening? 1456 01:19:36,276 --> 01:19:39,412 I don't... E2 and I have identical retina scans. 1457 01:19:39,412 --> 01:19:41,448 - [Charles] Please, can you just let her through? - [siren wailing] 1458 01:19:41,448 --> 01:19:42,749 [robot] Sorry, entry is not granted. 1459 01:19:42,749 --> 01:19:44,150 [Elaine] Just stop ****ing saying that. 1460 01:19:44,150 --> 01:19:45,885 - Come on. - Sorry, entry is not granted. 1461 01:19:45,885 --> 01:19:48,254 [Charles] I can't even bribe the *******. 1462 01:19:48,254 --> 01:19:51,458 He won't make an exception. He's programmed not to. 1463 01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:55,562 [siren wailing] 1464 01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:03,136 - Go. - But you'll be arrested. 1465 01:20:03,136 --> 01:20:06,439 The woman you love and who loves you 1466 01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:07,607 is waiting for you... 1467 01:20:09,442 --> 01:20:11,311 ...and I'm not leaving Elaine. 1468 01:20:16,916 --> 01:20:20,353 Now go. You're still my robot. That's an order. 1469 01:20:26,993 --> 01:20:30,300 Good-bye, my friend. 1470 01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:32,465 Thanks for showing me how to be a human. 1471 01:20:33,466 --> 01:20:35,769 Good-bye, Charles. 1472 01:20:35,769 --> 01:20:37,837 Thank you. 1473 01:20:46,312 --> 01:20:49,683 - [beeps] - Welcome to Mexico. 1474 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,694 You stupid ****. 1475 01:21:00,694 --> 01:21:02,362 [siren wailing] 1476 01:21:03,630 --> 01:21:04,798 Hands in front of you now 1477 01:21:04,798 --> 01:21:06,766 where I can see 'em! 1478 01:21:06,766 --> 01:21:07,967 Now! 1479 01:21:13,206 --> 01:21:17,377 [beeps] 1480 01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:21,881 - Humans. - Beats an eye poke test. 1481 01:21:23,490 --> 01:21:25,518 All right, where are they? 1482 01:21:28,688 --> 01:21:30,523 Both of your hands out. You're under arrest. 1483 01:21:30,523 --> 01:21:33,360 You're going away for a long time. 1484 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,462 Hang on. What exactly are they being arrested for, Sheriff? 1485 01:21:35,462 --> 01:21:38,665 Well, having robot "fac-sea-miles," obviously. 1486 01:21:38,665 --> 01:21:40,533 And where's your evidence? 1487 01:21:40,533 --> 01:21:43,870 Do you have videos, prints, mugshots? 1488 01:21:43,870 --> 01:21:46,973 No, no. They blew up my jail. 1489 01:21:48,641 --> 01:21:49,976 - [agent] Let's go. - [Sheriff] No, no, no, no. 1490 01:21:49,976 --> 01:21:55,315 You are an idiot. Never call me again. 1491 01:21:55,315 --> 01:21:56,416 We're out of here. 1492 01:22:00,653 --> 01:22:04,858 So, I, uh... I guess we're not going to jail 1493 01:22:04,858 --> 01:22:06,159 for the rest of our lives? 1494 01:22:06,159 --> 01:22:08,161 It would seem so. 1495 01:22:10,730 --> 01:22:14,334 So what do you want to do now? 1496 01:22:16,202 --> 01:22:17,504 This. 1497 01:22:19,673 --> 01:22:22,676 [cheering] 1498 01:22:22,676 --> 01:22:26,112 My darlings, congratulations. I'm so happy for you. 1499 01:22:26,112 --> 01:22:27,681 - Thanks, Mum. - But where'd you go? 1500 01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:29,282 We thought you'd got cold feet. 1501 01:22:29,282 --> 01:22:31,484 Oh, no, we just... 1502 01:22:31,484 --> 01:22:33,486 just wanted a little bit of quiet time together 1503 01:22:33,486 --> 01:22:34,821 before the chaos of the wedding. 1504 01:22:34,821 --> 01:22:36,690 Oh, honey, lovely. 1505 01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:39,159 Oh, God. What happened to Ted Jr.? 1506 01:22:39,159 --> 01:22:41,261 [mother] Oh, it's his allergy. 1507 01:22:41,261 --> 01:22:45,298 Some ***hole put Nutella in the Wagyu sliders. 1508 01:22:45,298 --> 01:22:47,300 Be right back. 1509 01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:50,470 Oh, poor little Teddy with his fat little face. 1510 01:22:50,470 --> 01:22:52,972 Oh, do you see his big little ear? 1511 01:22:54,808 --> 01:22:56,976 [no audible dialogue] 1512 01:23:01,848 --> 01:23:04,617 Schulman. Good evening, sir. 1513 01:23:04,617 --> 01:23:07,153 I gather that you met my wife Kiki yesterday. 1514 01:23:10,557 --> 01:23:13,193 I did, and she actually grabbed my *** 1515 01:23:13,193 --> 01:23:14,694 pretty aggressively, sir. 1516 01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:18,531 - You're fired. - I know. 1517 01:23:18,531 --> 01:23:24,137 Best day of my life. 1518 01:23:24,137 --> 01:23:27,974 [music playing] 1519 01:23:27,974 --> 01:23:30,543 Who says that when a womanizer and a gold-digger get together 1520 01:23:30,543 --> 01:23:32,512 things wouldn't turn out well for either of them? 1521 01:23:35,749 --> 01:23:38,518 Hey, lovebirds! You miss your robots yet? 1522 01:23:38,518 --> 01:23:41,721 - Shut up. - Sorry. 1523 01:23:41,721 --> 01:23:44,424 Been in the bathroom doing blow with some guy named David Schulman. 1524 01:23:44,424 --> 01:23:46,326 He offered me a job as an architect. 1525 01:23:46,326 --> 01:23:48,528 - [both] What? - Whatever the **** that is. 1526 01:23:48,528 --> 01:23:51,531 - I mean... - Hey, let's ****ing party, huh? 1527 01:23:53,533 --> 01:23:57,237 - Where did you find him? - I have no idea. 1528 01:23:57,237 --> 01:23:59,172 ♪ Something in the middle ♪ 1529 01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:00,907 ♪ Of the side of the store ♪ 1530 01:24:00,907 --> 01:24:03,276 ♪ Got your attention and asked for more ♪ 1531 01:24:03,276 --> 01:24:05,111 ♪ I was excited to be part of your world ♪ 1532 01:24:05,111 --> 01:24:06,613 ♪ To belong, to be lost ♪ 1533 01:24:06,613 --> 01:24:07,847 ♪ To be mostly the two of us ♪ 1534 01:24:07,847 --> 01:24:08,948 ♪ Something I was stealing ♪ 1535 01:24:08,948 --> 01:24:10,750 ♪ For no reason at all ♪ 1536 01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:13,787 ♪ They hang me higher than a disco ball ♪ 1537 01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:16,220 ♪ But you talked them into letting me go ♪ 1538 01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:18,558 ♪ It's no Picasso, Michelangelo ♪ 1539 01:24:18,558 --> 01:24:20,593 ♪ Something 'bout the jewels you wear ♪ 1540 01:24:20,593 --> 01:24:23,229 ♪ Shiny, shiny bangles on your wrists ♪ 1541 01:24:23,229 --> 01:24:25,650 ♪ And at the masquerade ball ♪ 1542 01:24:25,650 --> 01:24:27,801 ♪ You feel trapped in a vault, in an empty aquarium ♪ 1543 01:24:27,801 --> 01:24:30,603 ♪ If suddenly you're out of the woods ♪ 1544 01:24:30,603 --> 01:24:33,406 ♪ Then inside of an alley, you're out of words ♪ 1545 01:24:33,406 --> 01:24:37,577 ♪ Well, I thought it was radium at first ♪ 1546 01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:43,830 ♪ Just because of you ♪ 1547 01:24:45,318 --> 01:24:48,555 ♪ These things I have to go through ♪ 1548 01:24:50,757 --> 01:24:53,226 ♪ Is it so bad? ♪ 1549 01:24:53,226 --> 01:24:55,628 ♪ Is it so true? ♪ 1550 01:24:55,628 --> 01:24:59,299 ♪ Is it still you? ♪ 1551 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,769 ♪ Just because of you ♪ 1552 01:25:04,938 --> 01:25:09,809 ♪ These things I have to go through ♪ 1553 01:25:09,809 --> 01:25:12,679 ♪ It's more than that, we're chained ♪ 1554 01:25:12,679 --> 01:25:16,483 ♪ There's no one else to blame for us two ♪ 1555 01:25:16,483 --> 01:25:19,319 ♪ Some things, they don't matter, till they matter to you ♪ 1556 01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:21,921 ♪ They stole that money from a homeless girl ♪ 1557 01:25:21,921 --> 01:25:23,857 ♪ The truth, we're all to blame ♪ 1558 01:25:23,857 --> 01:25:26,659 ♪ Their lies and moral consequences ♪ 1559 01:25:26,659 --> 01:25:29,295 ♪ We started at the end of the line ♪ 1560 01:25:29,295 --> 01:25:32,980 ♪ To end up giving up to a couple, who cares? ♪ 1561 01:25:32,980 --> 01:25:34,467 ♪ When you talked me into letting you go ♪ 1562 01:25:34,467 --> 01:25:36,669 ♪ No more coral on the atoll ♪ 1563 01:25:36,669 --> 01:25:38,972 ♪ Something about how hard you learned ♪ 1564 01:25:38,972 --> 01:25:41,641 ♪ Kamikaze in a hopeless world ♪ 1565 01:25:41,641 --> 01:25:43,677 ♪ Do you remember the last time you laughed ♪ 1566 01:25:43,677 --> 01:25:45,879 ♪ And I laughed, and you left, and I left ♪ 1567 01:25:45,879 --> 01:25:48,882 ♪ Send me on the lonely other side of the world ♪ 1568 01:25:48,882 --> 01:25:51,651 ♪ With a couple of guys and no alphabet ♪ 1569 01:25:51,651 --> 01:25:54,154 ♪ Put two and two together ♪ 1570 01:25:54,154 --> 01:25:56,560 ♪ We'll make it last forever ♪ 1571 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:01,561 ♪ Just because of you ♪ 1572 01:26:03,697 --> 01:26:07,467 ♪ These things I have to go through ♪ 1573 01:26:09,302 --> 01:26:11,671 ♪ Is it so bad? ♪ 1574 01:26:11,671 --> 01:26:14,400 ♪ Is it so true? ♪ 1575 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:18,845 ♪ Is it still you? ♪ 1576 01:26:18,845 --> 01:26:23,249 ♪ Just because of you ♪ 1577 01:26:23,249 --> 01:26:28,254 ♪ These things I have to go through ♪ 1578 01:26:28,254 --> 01:26:30,857 ♪ It's more than that, we're chained ♪ 1579 01:26:30,857 --> 01:26:35,195 ♪ There's no one else to blame for us two ♪ 1580 01:26:37,430 --> 01:26:41,601 [vocalizing] 1581 01:26:57,951 --> 01:27:02,422 ♪ Just because of you ♪ 1582 01:27:02,422 --> 01:27:07,861 ♪ These things I have to go through ♪ 1583 01:27:07,861 --> 01:27:10,363 ♪ Is it so bad? ♪ 1584 01:27:10,363 --> 01:27:12,932 ♪ Is it so true? ♪ 1585 01:27:12,932 --> 01:27:17,737 ♪ Is it still you? ♪ 1586 01:27:17,737 --> 01:27:21,941 ♪ Just because of you ♪ 1587 01:27:21,941 --> 01:27:27,147 ♪ These things I have to go through ♪ 1588 01:27:27,147 --> 01:27:29,716 ♪ It's more than that, we're chained ♪ 1589 01:27:29,716 --> 01:27:34,287 ♪ There's no one else to blame for us two ♪ 1590 01:27:36,489 --> 01:27:39,459 [music playing] 1591 01:28:17,197 --> 01:28:20,166 [music continues]