1 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:57,390 Back in five, 2 00:00:57,457 --> 00:00:59,459 we are streaming live from Bubble HQ. 3 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:00,894 It's launch day at Bubble. 4 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,960 What incredible tech are they about to unveil? 5 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,731 We're going in. 6 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:16,276 Have you ever felt completely alone? 7 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:19,512 Standing on the edge of things, so awkward, 8 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,515 not daring to approach anyone? 9 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,885 What if you could have one perfect friend 10 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:29,489 who thinks you're awesome, who can help you find friends 11 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:32,325 and make it all easy? 12 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,661 All staff to the launchitorium. 13 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:36,763 Marc, they're ready. 14 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,231 Marc? 15 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,934 So, this is it. 16 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,970 This is finally it! 17 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,705 The day that we at Bubble 18 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,309 give the whole world a new best friend! 19 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:55,315 Marc! Marc! Marc! 20 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,851 Aw! We did this together, guys! 21 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,853 This is what it's all been for. 22 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,287 Right back to the time in the garage 23 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:02,355 where Bubble started. 24 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,691 My garage, folks. My garage. 25 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,794 Of course, yes, Andrew. 26 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,950 Thanks. Uh... 27 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,130 But today, 28 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,698 we take a huge leap 29 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,434 from Bubble's phones and tablets and watches 30 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:18,400 to a whole new world of connection. 31 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,440 And at its heart, my code. 32 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,442 My algorithm for friendship. 33 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,712 The code that drives your new best friend, 34 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,800 the Bubble Bot. 35 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:30,316 Welcome to the future of friendship. 36 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,719 You wanna meet it? Okay! 37 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:35,121 Me! Me! Me, me! Over here! 38 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,723 Pick me! Please! 39 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:39,225 Do we have an "EllieB9"? 40 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,828 Oh, my gosh! That's me, that's me! 41 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:43,496 Hi. 42 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:46,433 Hi. So, that's your posts, and friends, 43 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,567 and photos, right? 44 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,469 - Yeah. - Okay. 45 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,205 Ellie, this is for you. 46 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:56,176 The world's very first Bubble Bot. 47 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,210 Wow. 48 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:09,489 Go ahead. 49 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:23,436 What's happening? 50 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,771 It's getting to know you! 51 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,940 Everything about you. 52 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,780 Hi, Ellie. 53 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,347 Danger-Bunny! That's my favorite show! 54 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,615 Mine, too! 55 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:37,684 Awesome! 56 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,652 Infinite downloadable skins! 57 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,790 I love monkeys! 58 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,326 Apps, contacts, photos, chat. 59 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:47,727 Ooh, look at this! 60 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:48,728 Whoa. 61 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,430 Music. Of course. 62 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,133 Jump on! 63 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:55,835 - Whoa! - Incredible safety settings 64 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,537 to keep your parents happy. 65 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,572 You can be anything in the world? 66 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,375 In the universe! Hold on. 67 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,680 - Oh, I love space. - Me too! 68 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:09,382 Three-sixty degree immersive projection. 69 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,184 First selfie from the red planet? 70 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,352 Okay. 71 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:13,653 Sharing. 72 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,823 Constant connection to the Bubble network. 73 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,324 Oh, my gosh! Like it! 74 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,128 What's she doing now? 75 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:26,320 This is why we're here, Ellie. To find you some new friends. 76 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:28,101 Oh, really? 77 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:31,604 GraceMay11 wants to be an astronaut, too. 78 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,273 - You wanna friend Ellie? - Yeah, sure. 79 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,507 Hey, Pete66. 80 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,775 Yes! 81 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,444 Pete's a fan of Danger-Bunny! 82 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:38,578 - Hi, Ellie. This is so cool! - Hi! 83 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,113 Yeah, I went to Space Camp last year! 84 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,614 - Your best friend... - Awesome! 85 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:42,716 ...out of the box! 86 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,585 Let's do this! 87 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,722 Let's make friends! 88 00:04:58,498 --> 00:04:59,532 Barney? 89 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:02,469 - Yep? - You have safety vest? 90 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,738 - Uh-huh. - And snack? 91 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,700 Yeah, Gran. 92 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,609 I'll see you later. 93 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,447 Troll! Two o'clock! 94 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,750 Omina mitotae! 95 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,285 - I got you. - Do you wanna trade spells? 96 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,122 Whoa! 97 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,356 Selfie! 98 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,260 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 99 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:29,996 Safe to walk. 100 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:49,382 Wow! 101 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,322 You got eyes, kid? 102 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,191 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 103 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,427 Ah, seriously? 104 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:08,968 Ninja blast! 105 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,437 Hey, you're a fan, too? 106 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,238 Of course. 107 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:13,673 - Hey! - Hey! 108 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,710 Look left, Ethan. Right. Now let us cross. 109 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,346 To the dark side! 110 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,549 You have nine new messages. 111 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,683 You have ten likes. 112 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,718 Message Abby, I'll be there in five. 113 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:25,952 Jack wants to friend you. 114 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:27,530 By Odin's beard, you have six messages. 115 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:28,588 - Did you see Ruby's post? - Sharing. 116 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,757 Hey, Savannah just followed me. 117 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,293 Isaac accepts your friendship. 118 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:36,262 So, you see how the magma from the upper mantle 119 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:37,697 pushes up into the chamber. 120 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:38,798 - That's cool! - Label chamber. 121 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,667 Guys, guys, is she coming yet? 122 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,102 - This is going to be crazy. - She's coming. 123 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,137 - Hey, Savannah! - Hey, Sav. Cute kicks! 124 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,573 Thank you. Hey, guys. Savannah here. 125 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,740 So, later I wanna talk to you guys 126 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,676 about plastics in the ocean, 127 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,578 and this new great blowout. 128 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,470 Ooh. 129 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,882 - Lame, Rich. - Top quality footage. 130 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,717 Like and subscribe... 131 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:58,952 Posting to your channel. 132 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,522 Weep, trollboy, I am fire! 133 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,866 Nothing to see here. 134 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,271 Wow, Barney. It's your birthday. 135 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,340 And you still didn't get a B-Bot? 136 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,775 Thanks for breaking that down. 137 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,430 Barney is having a party. 138 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,578 - Really? - Uh, no, no, no. 139 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,284 Fly free, little one. Phoosh! 140 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:32,252 You okay, Barney? 141 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,621 Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm in your shot. 142 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:38,324 That's so sweet. But I have a filter for that. 143 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:40,627 Ciao. 144 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,529 This is your girl, signing off. 145 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:43,563 Love you, guys. 146 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,118 - Create Sav's group chat. - Check for Science Squad. 147 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,255 Okay. 148 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:20,266 Okay. 18 minutes of recess hell. 149 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,568 You have got this! 150 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,642 Maybe not. 151 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,678 - Barney! - Oh, no. 152 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:32,912 All alone again? 153 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,180 No, I'm good. I just... 154 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,515 - On your birthday? - No, no, no... 155 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,180 You have to be kidding me. Who told her? 156 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,953 Your grandma called the school. 157 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,788 I just need to go... 158 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:44,457 I forgot my, uh, inhaler. 159 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,660 The other one. 160 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,797 - Got it. You need to sit down. - Huh? 161 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,136 This is gonna work, Barney. You'll see. 162 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,737 - It really won't. - Yes, it will. 163 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,406 It kind of makes things a lot worse. 164 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:00,940 - Wow. - Brutal, man. 165 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:03,443 Come on. Bring it in, brave soldier. 166 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,811 Whoa... What? 167 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,682 - Oh, ho ho! - Bring it in, Barney. 168 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,783 Come on, Barney boy. 169 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:10,917 Bring it in. 170 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,530 Wow. How low can a kid go? 171 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:17,290 Now, when someone comes along, talk to them about a hobby. 172 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,793 Didn't you write me an essay on rock collecting? 173 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:20,994 Yeah. No. 174 00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:23,763 Will you go talk to Barney? He loves rocks. 175 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,433 He needs friends. It's his birthday. 176 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,567 Kill me now. 177 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,300 Happy birthday! 178 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,872 Ha-ha. Miss Thomas said you wanna talk about rocks? 179 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,107 Who likes rocks? 180 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,776 So, you're into rocks? That's nice. 181 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,211 Uh... 182 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,480 Seriously? Dude, it's your birthday 183 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,282 and you still didn't get a B-Bot? 184 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,451 Maybe he doesn't want a B-Bot. 185 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,753 Maybe he prefers rocks. 186 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,789 Hey. You're a rock star, Barney. 187 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:50,957 - Oh, snap. - Ha-ha! You get it? 188 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,227 Who's your favorite movie star? The Rock? 189 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,662 - Killer, Rich. - Ha-ha-ha! 190 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:56,863 You rock, man! 191 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,832 Just gets funnier and funnier. 192 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,634 - Oh, hey, Barney. - Can we rock up at your house? 193 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:02,669 That's funny, Rich. 194 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,971 Check out your awesome rock collection? 195 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,110 No, Rich. 196 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,140 I'm afraid you can't come to my house. 197 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:15,982 For some reason. 198 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,240 Come on! Get off! Hey! 199 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:26,260 It's my birthday, you dumb goat. 200 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,328 Sorry, are we on the line? Is that... 201 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,562 Yes, hello! 202 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,640 So, today, Mr. Takahashi, 203 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,433 Pudowski Novelty Exports International 204 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:37,170 are very excited to offer you this highly amusing novelty, 205 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,720 the Brother Bouncy car monk. 206 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,440 He wiggles, he bounces, 207 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,708 - he's got... - Uh... No. 208 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,977 - He'll hold your phone. - Uh... 209 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,479 Oh, hi, Barney. Good day? 210 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,810 Uh... 211 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,840 Mr. Takahashi? Are you there? Hello? 212 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,187 Mom, did you unplug my router again? I had Tokyo! 213 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,456 I need this contract. 214 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,727 Sure. It was fine. 215 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,696 Barney! 216 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,297 Mr. Takahashi? Hello? 217 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,565 ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ 218 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,268 ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ 219 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,203 Come. Eyes shut. That's it. 220 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,105 - Graham. - Yep, yep. 221 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,542 - ♫ Happy birthday, dear Barney ♫ - ♫ Dear Barney ♫ 222 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,345 - ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ - ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ 223 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,547 - Ta-da! Oh, for... - Yeah! 224 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,981 For my lovely boy. 225 00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:23,383 Thanks, Gran! Ow! 226 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,384 Oops! 227 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,721 Made with love. And our own goat wool. 228 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,622 And from me... 229 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,391 - Could it be? - Wait for it. 230 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,326 Is there any possible way? 231 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,131 Wow. Rock hammers. 232 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,733 You always did love your rocks. 233 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:43,303 Yeah, I did. Always. Used to. 234 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,238 - Thanks, Dad. - And Gran. 235 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:48,641 I just... The goats' wool and my allergies. 236 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,509 Oh, no, no, no. 237 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,440 No one in Pudowski family have allergy. 238 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,312 What about Uncle Boris? 239 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,582 He was possessed. By a demon in a cashew. 240 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:56,483 I don't know, Mom. 241 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,119 What time your friends come, Barney? 242 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,154 - I cook all day. - Wow! 243 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,655 This real food. 244 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,424 Yum! Schkembe! 245 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,426 Bet your friends never had tripe soup before. 246 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,596 Ooh! I put on Zany Bogomil! 247 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,165 Like last time we had party, remember? 248 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,401 When you were six. 249 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,840 All right. 250 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:34,721 Um, actually, the thing is... 251 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,958 No one's coming to the party. 252 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,326 No one? 253 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,361 Huh? 254 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,698 You ask and all say no? 255 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:49,369 Son, we're a little worried about you. 256 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,807 You... You never go out with anyone or have friends over. 257 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,974 You know, that's why we thought 258 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,309 invite the whole class! 259 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,378 Get the whole gang over here, right? 260 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,613 You know. Get you in the swing of things with everybody. 261 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,450 I make food for all your buddies. 262 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,118 I don't really have... 263 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,190 You know, they probably just didn't read the invites. 264 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,626 No one does paper these days. They send messages 265 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,662 with their B-Bots. 266 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:16,896 Really? You need a B-Bot 267 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,398 to have a social life these days? 268 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,400 - Eh, pfft! - Yeah, Dad, kind of. 269 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,503 No. I don't want you addicted to some device. 270 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,372 You should be out there in the woods. 271 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,773 Kicking around with a buddy. 272 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,143 Get out there, Barn. Interact. 273 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,112 You don't wanna spend your whole life 274 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,681 glued to a... 275 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:35,782 - B-Bots. - What? 276 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,170 It just a craze 277 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,652 - and they cost a fortune. - Mm-hmm. 278 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:44,691 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's... it's a waste of money. 279 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,260 No big deal. 280 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,628 Bubble delivery. 281 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,433 What? It can't be! 282 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,935 Dad, you were kidding me! 283 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:59,706 I knew you wouldn't just give me rock hammers. I knew it! 284 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:02,175 Oh. A rock. 285 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,810 ♫ We will, we will rock you ♫ 286 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,450 Yo, I got the whole thing, bro. 287 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,720 It was hilarious, Barn. You thought it was a B-Bot. 288 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,822 A B-Bot? 289 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,357 Let it go, Rich. 290 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,259 You get out of here. 291 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,362 You want I pour hot chicken fat down your pants! 292 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,432 Barney, what's going on? 293 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,635 It's okay, Dad. Really. 294 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,870 These are great. 295 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,447 I hope they're not closed. 296 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,682 B-Bot, B-Bot. 297 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,652 Get him something useful like a snow shovel. 298 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,755 Or a cordless drill. 299 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,491 It's what he really wanted. 300 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:55,395 If his mom were alive, she'd have known that. 301 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,401 - Mom, people! - Ooh! 302 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,936 - People! - Crazy lady! 303 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,571 Whoa! 304 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,772 Whoo! 305 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,774 It's okay. It's fine. 306 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:08,908 Whoa, whoa! 307 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,246 Perfect! 308 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,515 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 309 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,510 - Argh! No, no, no. - No! No, wait. 310 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,352 - Hi! Please... - Lady! 311 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,622 ...hold on just a second. Uh, it's my son's birthday. 312 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,525 I need a B-Bot. 313 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,927 Maybe just the basic model? 314 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,630 No, no, no. 315 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,999 Hang on, please. Please, please. 316 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:36,269 I throw in goat. Goat for a B-Bot. 317 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,271 She real friend. 318 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,507 And when you get bored of this one, 319 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,442 krrr, you can eat her! 320 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,978 - Less waste, good for planet. - Yeah. 321 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,147 What? 322 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,249 No. No, no, no. Come on. 323 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,650 Three month wait? 324 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,860 What is this? Stalinist Russia? 325 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,889 I am not afraid of you, Bubble booble! 326 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:05,865 What do you got for me, pal? 327 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,667 We got five pads and some phones. 328 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,169 Yeah? What about that one? 329 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,971 Uh, that one fell out of my van earlier. 330 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,749 Happy late birthday, Barney. 331 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,688 Wha... Dad! Oh, Dad! 332 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,589 You got me one! 333 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,492 - A real one this time! - Yeah, I can see! 334 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,161 Thank you, thank you, thank you so much! And Gran. 335 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,930 - Mwah, mwah. - Oh, you good boy! 336 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,233 Hey, if you hurry, you can take it to school. 337 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,710 Here we go. 338 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:55,982 Huh? 339 00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:08,610 Uh... 340 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,529 Huh? 341 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,533 What? 342 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,709 Seriously? 343 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,912 Come on, come on! 344 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,316 No. What? Why? 345 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,352 Barney, school time! 346 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,938 Hi. Insert registered name, 347 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:55,275 I am your... your... your... your... 348 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,576 I am... 349 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,845 My B-Bot. 350 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,647 B-Bot. 351 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,750 Look! My best friend out of the box? 352 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,787 I am, insert registered name's best friend out of my box. 353 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,390 Insert registered name is my best friend. 354 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,592 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 355 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,761 Uh, how? You're not online? 356 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,960 How am I supposed to fix that? 357 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,163 No problem. 358 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,899 I'll scan my database to find out how to do it. 359 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,501 Oh, great. Cool! 360 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,240 The answer to your question 361 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,242 is on the Bubble network. 362 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,440 Barney! 363 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,679 Please connect me to the Bubble network, 364 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,880 insert registered name. 365 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,516 Stop! Stop saying that! It's not my name. 366 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,717 No problem! 367 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,352 Please select a name from my internal database. 368 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:42,255 Aadash, Aaron, Abraham, Absalom... 369 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,290 - Absalom? - Hi! Absalom? 370 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,692 I am Absalom's B-Bot. 371 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:50,960 No, no, no. My name is Barney. 372 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,631 What is a Barney? 373 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,433 I have only entries for the letter A. 374 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,968 Shall I complete my download? 375 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,403 Yes. Yes! Do that! 376 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,637 No problem! 377 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,942 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 378 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,479 Okay, come on. 379 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,882 You don't need the sticker. Just come! 380 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,886 Please connec... Connec... 381 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,655 Please connec... Connec... Connec... Connec... 382 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,891 Network. 383 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,325 No problem. 384 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,494 Wait! Where are you going? 385 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,762 Abu Dhabi, 386 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:23,863 - Addis Ababa, Amsterdam... - You're supposed to stay 387 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,965 - within six feet of me. - Arizona. 388 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,236 Six... 389 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,738 I'm so sorry. 390 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,840 - Hey, what the heck, kid? - What are you doing? 391 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,309 - What am I doing? - You walked under a truck! 392 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,377 Hi. Absalom? 393 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,878 What about your traffic sensors? 394 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:41,314 What is a truck? Is it an airplane, 395 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,682 an ambulance, an alligator, 396 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,500 - an aardvark? - Come on! 397 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,218 We gotta get to school! 398 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,286 What is school? 399 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,587 You don't know what school is? 400 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,290 My solar battery function has not been uploaded. 401 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,980 Hi. Absalom? 402 00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:01,501 I'm Barney! How come you don't know that? 403 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,936 You're supposed to know everything about me! 404 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,500 I'm supposed to know everything about you. 405 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:08,608 You never even said happy birthday. 406 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,100 Whoa, whoa! 407 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,146 Hey, no, no, no. I'll take you to school tomorrow. Okay? 408 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,549 Stay here and learn stuff. 409 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,518 Just stay. 410 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,120 Stay. 411 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,623 Stay. 412 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,650 I'm supposed to know everything about you. 413 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,736 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Top of the leaderboard! 414 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,672 Whoo! Wanna follow me, Sav? 415 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,730 - Uh... - Fire unleash. 416 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,700 Hey! What? 417 00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:42,942 It's a level 50 Easter egg, man. 418 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,544 You're mine for an hour. 419 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,746 - What? - Loser! Loser! 420 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,848 - Give it back! - Ooh! 421 00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:50,650 Oh, come on! Really, guys? 422 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,985 Not on top now, Noah. 423 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:55,210 Don't focus on the negative. It's very aging. 424 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:56,990 A hundred and thirty-eight friends 425 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,259 are laughing. Meow. 426 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,662 Three people are following Science Squad. 427 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,565 Three people actually like science? Wow. 428 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,935 Two people are following Science Squad. 429 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,303 Um... 430 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,539 I could follow you, Ava. 431 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,741 I... I got a B-Bot. It's just... 432 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:18,878 It's at home, um, downloading my profile. 433 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:20,914 Okay. 434 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:32,726 Pudowski. 435 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,894 Yeah, we... we chatted earlier. 436 00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:37,597 So, here we go... Ta-da! 437 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,333 Wait for it. 438 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,302 - Hey, come on! No? - No. 439 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,903 I got a huge warehouse full of these things. 440 00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:45,472 I can give you an unbelievable deal. 441 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,374 Hey, buddy. How's the B-Bot? 442 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,100 The kids love 'em. 443 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,611 Hey, I'm back. 444 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,449 What? 445 00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:04,491 Opa! Opa! Opa! 446 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,926 Huh? 447 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,496 ♫ Happy, happy, happy ♫ 448 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:13,166 ♫ Happy, happy, happy ♫ 449 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,535 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 450 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,470 Oh! Oh, and knees up, knees up. 451 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,390 - Oh, no. You don't have knees. - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 452 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,607 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 453 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,440 Oh, Barney. I love new friend B-Bot. 454 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:25,145 He's very funny. 455 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,946 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 456 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,480 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ - Hey! 457 00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:29,783 What have you done to my room? 458 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,553 I have stayed here and learnt stuff. 459 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,587 What? 460 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,755 I now know everything about you. 461 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,123 I know your underpants combust 462 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:40,160 at a temperature of 232 degrees Fahrenheit. 463 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,362 Seventeen degrees below the melting point 464 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,697 of your inhalers. 465 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,266 - Wha... - I know you have 11 socks 466 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:48,401 and four books detailing the life of Bill the Bus. 467 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:51,638 Now, I'm your best friend out of the box, Absalom! 468 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,140 No! A friend does not go through your stuff 469 00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:58,845 or burn it or melt it or dismember Mr. Bunky. 470 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,130 Removing Mr. Bunky's head 471 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:02,749 required a breaking point of 7.6 newton. 472 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,285 Stop! What is wrong with you? Gran! 473 00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:06,386 Gran is 78. 474 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,687 A former anti-communist 475 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,556 with an approximate weight mass of 360... 476 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,458 Whoa-ho-ho! No, no. Cheeky. 477 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:17,230 The B-Bot. 478 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,965 There's something wrong with it, Gran. 479 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,233 It look all right to me. 480 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,668 It's not meant to do that. 481 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:22,969 I'm not meant to do that. 482 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,671 Just like all the others. 483 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,376 Maybe turn it off and on again? 484 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,913 No! It just... It doesn't work properly. 485 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:36,182 44, 45, 40... 486 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:41,688 I fix it! Pudowskis make do and mend. 487 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,190 Oh, if I just ram this up power outlet... 488 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:45,291 No! 489 00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:46,659 You'll make it worse! 490 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:48,280 Oh, Barney. 491 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:51,264 Once, I mend my own hernia with bread knife and vodka. 492 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:53,800 People don't mend stuff anymore, Gran. 493 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,335 They just take it back and... 494 00:23:55,368 --> 00:23:58,104 Take it back? 495 00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:01,700 You want I tell your father it not good enough? 496 00:24:01,410 --> 00:24:01,941 No! 497 00:24:01,975 --> 00:24:03,977 That... No. But... 498 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,512 ...what am I gonna do? 499 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:08,581 Ah. Take it outside. Have fun with him. 500 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,749 Uh... 501 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,484 You remember what Uncle Boris used to say? 502 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:15,555 "The smart man can pickle anything, even a glove." 503 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:16,756 The point being? 504 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,491 At least you're not Uncle Boris. 505 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:22,796 He crazy. Never the same after that cashew. 506 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,980 Argh! 507 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,733 Right. Fine. 508 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,350 You, come with me. 509 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,445 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 510 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,679 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 511 00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:41,514 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 512 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,983 - Argh. - Hi, Absalom. 513 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,353 Just follow me. 514 00:24:46,386 --> 00:24:47,887 Where are we going? 515 00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:49,422 Uh, nowhere. 516 00:24:49,456 --> 00:24:51,424 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky... ♫ 517 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:53,927 Hi, General Waste, 518 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,663 we're going to, uh, "Nowhere" to have fun with me. 519 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,631 This is not fun, okay? 520 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,300 Not fun. Okay. 521 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:05,138 Look, I'm taking you back to the Bubble store. 522 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:08,174 I have to swap you for a good one. No offense. 523 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,676 But according to the sticker, 524 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,244 I am your best friend out of my box. 525 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:15,480 Listen! Friendship is a two-way street, okay? 526 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:20,720 I get to choose my friends, and I don't choose you. 527 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:22,550 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 528 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:23,356 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ 529 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:24,491 Seriously? 530 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:28,561 Oh, no! 531 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:29,629 Where are you going? 532 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:30,797 - Come back! - Okay, guys, ready? 533 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,532 - Three, two... - Two! 534 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:35,468 Zero views. 535 00:25:35,502 --> 00:25:36,736 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 536 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:37,837 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ 537 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:40,140 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? 538 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:41,908 I am Absalom's B-Bot. 539 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:44,544 Look! It's naked. 540 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,646 Yo, I can see its ro-butt. 541 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,781 - Ro-butt. - Get it? 542 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:49,382 'Cause it's a robot. It's... 543 00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:50,383 Um, Rich... 544 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,453 Would you give it back, please? 545 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,988 Barney? 546 00:25:55,550 --> 00:25:56,856 Barnacle. 547 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,425 I'm taking it back to the store. 548 00:25:58,458 --> 00:25:59,959 Just please give it back. 549 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:02,862 Yeah, sure, Barn. Take it. 550 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:13,573 But first you gotta do something for me. 551 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,841 - Uh, sorry? - Yeah. 552 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,309 Your gran rang the school. 553 00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:18,812 You got me in trouble. That's your fault, man. 554 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,130 Your fault, dude. 555 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:22,215 - What? - So, come on. Cheer us up. 556 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,483 - Cheer us up. - Do something funny. 557 00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:25,752 I need some fresh content for my channel. 558 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,854 - Yeah, content. - Something. 559 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,322 - Rich, come on. - Ooh! 560 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:31,491 Why don't you sing that song with Freak-bot? 561 00:26:31,524 --> 00:26:32,325 - Rich. - Yeah! 562 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,626 - Come on, Barney. Do it. - Rich, no. 563 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,661 - Do it, do it! - There isn't a song. 564 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,529 - Incorrect. - No. Shut up. 565 00:26:36,563 --> 00:26:38,198 It is by Zany Bogomil. 566 00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:39,799 - Your grandmother's favorite. - Stop! 567 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:41,534 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ 568 00:26:41,568 --> 00:26:43,169 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 569 00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:44,104 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ - Dude, come on, Barney. 570 00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:45,205 - You have to do it! - Go on, man! 571 00:26:45,238 --> 00:26:46,840 Can you guys leave me alone, please? 572 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:48,208 Yo, yo, yo, make him dance. 573 00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:50,176 No Miss Thomas here, right, boys? 574 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,746 I'm not... No. I'm not gonna dance. 575 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,470 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 576 00:26:54,470 --> 00:26:56,490 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ - Okay, I got it. Shut up. 577 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:58,585 Shut it now. 578 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:00,320 I said shut it! 579 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:02,689 Shut up! 580 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,325 Why did you hit me? 581 00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:07,827 'Cause I don't like you, derp-droid! 582 00:27:07,861 --> 00:27:09,996 I don't like you, derp-droid! 583 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,564 - Ow! - Whoa. 584 00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:13,566 What? Dumb bot. 585 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,667 - Yeah. - Yes! 586 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:15,969 Okay, come on. Let's... 587 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,972 B-Bots can't shove! 588 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:21,775 That's how you do... 589 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,511 Incorrect. I can shove with a compressive force capacity 590 00:27:24,544 --> 00:27:27,347 of 29 pounds per square inch. 591 00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:30,850 Ooh. 592 00:27:30,884 --> 00:27:34,421 My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU. Does yours? 593 00:27:34,454 --> 00:27:38,158 All right, that's it! I'm gonna destroy you! 594 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:41,610 Oh, no. 595 00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:42,429 Huh? 596 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,234 Yo. Why does it look like that? 597 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:49,436 I'm gonna destroy you. 598 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:51,271 - What's happening? - I'm gonna destroy you. 599 00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:52,305 Dude, seriously. Back off. 600 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:53,573 I'm gonna destroy you. 601 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,750 Hey, no! Stop! 602 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:56,743 Run! 603 00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:58,211 I'm gonna destroy you. 604 00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:00,547 I'm gonna destroy you. I'm gonna destroy you. 605 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,150 Is this fun, Absalom? 606 00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:03,717 - Yes! No. - Help! 607 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:04,751 - Oh, no. - Yes! 608 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,819 I'm gonna destroy you. 609 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:06,953 Someone call the police! 610 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,254 Contacting local law enforcement. 611 00:28:08,288 --> 00:28:10,390 - I am sorry, bro. Seriously! - I'm gonna destroy you. 612 00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:11,591 I'm gonna destroy you. 613 00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:14,294 Cut the live stream! 614 00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,466 Bros, it's pulling my head off! 615 00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:20,567 41 newtons. 616 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,501 - Bros! - 42 newtons. 617 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,136 Hey, no, no, no! You can't pull his head off. 618 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:24,671 We'll get in trouble! 619 00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:26,673 - Help! - Okay, Absalom. 620 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,410 I cannot pull his head off. 621 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:31,778 That's it. You are dead meat, Pudowski! 622 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:33,346 Dude, you are finished! 623 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:35,480 - Oh, yeah. We gotta run. - We're coming for you! 624 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,417 We gotta run right now! 625 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,319 Whoa! 626 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:41,688 What? 627 00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:44,224 Floor it! 628 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,962 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo! 629 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:07,714 That was awesome, okay. 630 00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:09,516 But terrible, but awesome! 631 00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:12,185 I mean, you can't hit people. Especially Rich Belcher. 632 00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:14,654 But, oh, man! You hit Rich Belcher! 633 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:18,158 I don't get it. B-Bots can't hurt people. 634 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,260 They have mega safety controls and stuff. 635 00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:24,431 Incorrect. I have no mega safety controls and stuff. 636 00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:27,967 The settings have not been uploaded. 637 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,971 What? Really? You're insane! 638 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,390 Where are you going? 639 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,674 To swap me for a good one. 640 00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:37,344 No, no, no. Hey, look. I've been thinking, 641 00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:39,713 and maybe I... 642 00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:41,715 Freeze! I think it's him. 643 00:29:41,748 --> 00:29:43,216 You gotta give me a description, color. 644 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:44,384 Yeah, uh-huh. White. 645 00:29:44,384 --> 00:29:45,752 - Height? - Two foot tall. 646 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:46,920 - Build? - Yeah. Plastic. 647 00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,321 - Excuse me, sir? - Whoa! 648 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:49,589 Easy. 649 00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:53,560 Okay. Both of you, hands where I can see 'em. 650 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,497 Oh... 651 00:29:57,497 --> 00:30:00,100 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ 652 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,201 Give it here! 653 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,402 That B-Bot is ours! 654 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,204 - It's a lunatic! - It's just dancing. 655 00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:05,905 - I taught it. - I paid for that. 656 00:30:05,939 --> 00:30:07,700 It was just doing what I said. 657 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,375 Take it away! It's crazy! 658 00:30:08,408 --> 00:30:09,909 At least I'm not Uncle Boris. 659 00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:11,778 I'm... I'm sure it's just a minor issue. 660 00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:14,981 It's violent, uncontrollable, and highly dangerous. 661 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:16,616 Okay, great. Let me look into that. 662 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:19,190 No. There's nothing wrong with him. 663 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,253 It assaulted a child! 664 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,621 It didn't assault him. 665 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,857 I hit Rich Belcher. It was awesome, but terrible, 666 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,580 - but awesome. - See? 667 00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:27,270 - Barney... You were fighting? - No! 668 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,129 B-Bots are incapable of violence. 669 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,310 - Boink! - Officer down! 670 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,165 Bah, he had it coming. 671 00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:33,700 You can't just take it. It's mine! 672 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:34,901 I don't even know his name. 673 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,836 Yes, you do! It's Absalom. 674 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,438 - Hi, Absalom. - What? 675 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:41,608 According to our records, it has no registered owner. 676 00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:44,440 - But I give all my funeral money... - Mom... 677 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:45,445 - ...to that man in the alley. - ...please. 678 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,147 You got it from a man in an alley? 679 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,149 Did you obtain this bot illegally? 680 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:50,417 What? 681 00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:52,852 This took a turn, and we gotta get out of here. 682 00:30:52,886 --> 00:30:54,454 Send it to the crusher! 683 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,555 - What? - For all we know, 684 00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:56,723 it could kill someone. 685 00:30:56,790 --> 00:31:00,193 No. It's mine. It was my birthday present. 686 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:02,562 We'll return it to the facility, run some tests. 687 00:31:02,629 --> 00:31:04,197 Do you want me to close the whole store? 688 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:07,567 No, no, no. Uh, one crushing coming up! 689 00:31:07,634 --> 00:31:09,736 Use the recycler. 690 00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:11,171 Adios, Absalom. 691 00:31:11,204 --> 00:31:12,939 Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen. 692 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:14,307 No, you can't do that. 693 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:16,276 Dad, please. It was sticking up for me. 694 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,111 Barney, we gotta let it go. 695 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:19,479 Let's take some details. 696 00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:20,947 - What was your name, sir? - Uh... 697 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:23,316 Absalom, will crushing be fun? 698 00:31:35,950 --> 00:31:36,229 Phew. 699 00:31:37,664 --> 00:31:38,598 - Hi, Absalom. - Shh. 700 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:40,333 - Happy birthday! - What are you doing? 701 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,335 A friend must stay within six feet. 702 00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:43,770 We'll go to the crusher together. 703 00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:47,607 No! Crushing is not fun! It means smushed, flattened... 704 00:31:47,674 --> 00:31:49,242 Uh... Uh... 705 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:50,510 A... A... A... 706 00:31:51,478 --> 00:31:53,246 Think, think, think. 707 00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:54,914 Annihilated. 708 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,421 - Annihilated. Not fun! - Shh. 709 00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:03,223 We gotta get out of here. 710 00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:04,624 Where are you...? Ow. 711 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,595 Hey, stop! Hey! 712 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,263 We gotta get out of here. 713 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:11,531 No. Come back. 714 00:32:12,132 --> 00:32:13,900 - Whoa. - Sorry. 715 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:17,170 - Where are you going? - You said, "Come back." 716 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:22,800 Sorry, again. 717 00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:24,511 Bree, it got out! 718 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:30,984 Sorry! 719 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:32,285 - Where is it? - Ay! 720 00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:34,954 Lucha libre, third floor. 721 00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:40,193 - Stop! - Oh, no. 722 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:41,828 Space! Final frontier! 723 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:46,633 Whew! 724 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:49,569 Uh-oh. 725 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:52,238 Follow me! 726 00:32:52,272 --> 00:32:53,740 Sorry, he's with me. 727 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:55,800 He is unaffected! 728 00:32:55,410 --> 00:32:56,760 Invincible one. 729 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:57,377 Space Lord. 730 00:32:57,944 --> 00:32:59,879 Hi, I am insane. 731 00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:03,316 Follow me. 732 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,987 Are we having fun with me? 733 00:33:08,688 --> 00:33:10,123 You bet! 734 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,561 You have to find it. 735 00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:17,163 It's gotta be here somewhere. Keep looking. 736 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:19,399 Huh? 737 00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:21,234 Where is he? 738 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,336 Where did they go? 739 00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:26,239 Hi, I'm Sally Squirrel. 740 00:33:27,707 --> 00:33:30,710 - Potty time! Sing with me! - No! Shush! 741 00:33:30,777 --> 00:33:31,778 You are dead meat. 742 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:32,846 Preschool forest. 743 00:33:32,879 --> 00:33:34,414 ♫ Number one or number two ♫ 744 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,216 ♫ Let's learn where we pee and poo ♫ 745 00:33:36,249 --> 00:33:37,784 Power down, power down! 746 00:33:40,253 --> 00:33:44,570 Okay, everybody out. Paws in the air. 747 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:45,792 I know you're in there. 748 00:33:58,438 --> 00:34:00,440 Ugh! Really. 749 00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:02,542 - Barney! - I'm sorry. 750 00:34:11,651 --> 00:34:13,253 How dare you! Are you calling me a criminal? 751 00:34:13,286 --> 00:34:14,287 - Mom, no, no, no. - You're not helping. 752 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,723 I paid for it! 753 00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:19,626 - Hi, Absalom. - Shh! 754 00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:21,728 I'm gonna take you home, okay? 755 00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:24,970 But you get to choose your friends. 756 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:25,365 And you don't choose me. 757 00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:29,369 I do, okay. I choose you. 758 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:32,238 I can fix you, like Gran said, 759 00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:36,209 and I'll teach you how to be my friend. 760 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,110 Okay, Absalom. 761 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,112 Okay. 762 00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:42,415 My registered name is Absalom, 763 00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:45,185 but my friends call me Barney. 764 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:47,754 My friends call me... 765 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,390 Ron Bintscatsco. 766 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:53,193 Okay, Ron. 767 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,228 Okay, Barney. 768 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:56,296 One day parking ticket, 769 00:34:56,329 --> 00:34:57,397 next day firing squad. 770 00:34:57,430 --> 00:34:58,665 No, that's not gonna be a problem. 771 00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:02,102 Hey, Barn. I am so sorry about the B-Bot. 772 00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:03,169 I'll figure something out. 773 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:04,504 It's okay, Dad. Not a problem. 774 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:07,874 I... I think it's gonna be fine. 775 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,982 93, 94, 95, 96, 776 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,520 97, 98, 99! 777 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:26,920 One hundred million units sold! 778 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:27,627 Whoo! Yeah! 779 00:35:27,694 --> 00:35:30,463 Well, we made 100 million new friends, 780 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:33,330 all helping kids connect, meet each other, 781 00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:35,535 - interact. - And all through their B-Bots. 782 00:35:35,535 --> 00:35:37,203 Making friends face-to-face? 783 00:35:37,237 --> 00:35:38,538 So last three millennia. 784 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:39,639 That's not what... 785 00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:40,874 Some kids check in with their bots 786 00:35:40,907 --> 00:35:43,710 a hundred times a day, plus 11 times overnight. 787 00:35:43,743 --> 00:35:46,646 We've finally done it. We've ended sleep. 788 00:35:46,713 --> 00:35:48,915 Uh, the algorithm may need adjusting. 789 00:35:48,948 --> 00:35:50,483 Think of the data we can harvest! 790 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:51,985 No, no, no. I designed them... 791 00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:54,320 - In my garage. - ...for making friends. 792 00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:55,722 Into dollars. 793 00:35:55,755 --> 00:35:57,557 If our share price goes any higher, 794 00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:59,492 we'll have to give it a space suit. 795 00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:03,163 So what about the B-Bot that punched a child? 796 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:07,934 It hit a cop? 797 00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:09,102 And a child. 798 00:36:09,135 --> 00:36:11,604 It hit a cop. We can't put that on the box. 799 00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:14,507 No, no. B-Bots are incapable of violence. 800 00:36:14,574 --> 00:36:16,576 My algorithm totally ensures no... 801 00:36:16,576 --> 00:36:18,511 - Ow! Ow! - Ow! Ow! 802 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,581 - I better look into that. - You think? 803 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:24,317 I mean, what if someone gets injured? 804 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:26,152 I, for one, could not live 805 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,755 with what that would do to our share price. 806 00:36:28,755 --> 00:36:30,230 It's not a problem. 807 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,892 We performed a complimentary in-store crushing. 808 00:36:32,926 --> 00:36:34,227 Good! Uh... 809 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:37,300 Because if that was still out there, 810 00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:38,631 we'd be toast. 811 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,533 Uh... 812 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,707 Shh. Guys, no clucking. 813 00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:53,646 Okay, Ron. How to be my friend. 814 00:36:56,983 --> 00:36:59,419 A bunch of your code is missing, right? 815 00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:00,787 The settings have not been uploaded. 816 00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:03,790 So, I'm gonna teach you to be my friend. 817 00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:05,425 And then you can come to school. 818 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,460 What is a friend, Barney? 819 00:37:07,494 --> 00:37:10,563 Well, a friend is a person who, uh, 820 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:12,332 likes, uh... 821 00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:13,800 Is always... I... 822 00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:15,969 A person who, uh, "likes, is always, I." 823 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,371 Okay. Now I'm your best friend. 824 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:20,540 Hey. Come back. 825 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:23,576 No, no, no. There's a lot more than that, Ron. 826 00:37:24,544 --> 00:37:26,312 You have to know everything about me. 827 00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:27,747 You have to like me, obviously. 828 00:37:27,814 --> 00:37:31,510 Like all the same stuff as me, and you have to be on my side. 829 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,653 But don't hit people. Even Rich Belcher. 830 00:37:33,653 --> 00:37:35,755 Hair, brown. Height, 4'11". 831 00:37:35,822 --> 00:37:38,925 5'11" would be better. You could reach high objects. 832 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:42,328 Hey. A friend likes everything about you. 833 00:37:42,362 --> 00:37:43,930 - What? - Let's go to school. 834 00:37:43,963 --> 00:37:45,932 You don't even know where school is. 835 00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:49,669 Alice Springs, Allahabad, Anchorage, Albuquerque. 836 00:37:51,471 --> 00:37:52,739 Ooh. A-ha! 837 00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:55,308 Mom! You're shorting the power out! 838 00:38:08,154 --> 00:38:09,889 You gotta fit in. 839 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:12,859 Huh? 840 00:38:12,892 --> 00:38:15,495 Likes. Rocks, chess, Pac-Man. 841 00:38:15,528 --> 00:38:16,596 - Bill the Bus. - No! 842 00:38:16,596 --> 00:38:18,164 That was when I was, like, two. 843 00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:21,568 Toast. But only for breakfast. 844 00:38:21,601 --> 00:38:23,370 Butter on its own. 845 00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:24,604 Mm! 846 00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:37,150 Dislikes. Possums, musicals, school. Generally. 847 00:38:37,183 --> 00:38:39,850 The BuddyBench. 848 00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:42,155 Eugh! Worms. I don't trust anything without a face. 849 00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:48,561 Stop! 850 00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:50,196 I am fitting in! 851 00:38:52,399 --> 00:38:54,340 You must always stay within six feet. 852 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,336 I will always stay within six feet. 853 00:38:56,369 --> 00:38:57,537 Unless I say not to. 854 00:38:57,570 --> 00:38:59,606 I am not to stay within six feet. 855 00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:01,508 No, no. Sometimes, yes. 856 00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:02,742 - Sometimes. - And sometimes, no. 857 00:39:02,776 --> 00:39:04,644 - Yes. - Like, if I had a bad day 858 00:39:04,644 --> 00:39:06,646 - or... - Bad day. Always six feet. 859 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:13,753 Allergies. Goats, wool. Goats' wool. 860 00:39:13,787 --> 00:39:16,256 I'm basically allergic to life. 861 00:39:16,289 --> 00:39:17,857 That's why I like rocks. 862 00:39:17,891 --> 00:39:19,659 That is sad and also tragic. 863 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:22,128 What are you into, huh? Electricity? 864 00:39:22,162 --> 00:39:24,264 Electricity is better than rocks. 865 00:39:24,297 --> 00:39:26,199 Ron, what are you... 866 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:34,307 Whoo-hoo-hoo! You got it! You got the six feet! 867 00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:39,713 Hey! No, no, no. That's... 868 00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:41,214 Barney? 869 00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:43,717 I got a little break. You wanna do something? 870 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,518 Chess, maybe? 871 00:39:45,552 --> 00:39:47,787 Uh, thanks, Dad. I'm good. 872 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:50,900 Okay. 873 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:08,800 - Rocks. - Electricity. 874 00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:09,642 Rocks are better. 875 00:40:09,676 --> 00:40:11,745 - Electricity. - Uh, I said rocks. 876 00:40:11,778 --> 00:40:13,580 I prefer electricity. 877 00:40:13,613 --> 00:40:15,482 - Rocks. - Electricity. 878 00:40:16,316 --> 00:40:17,751 List friends. 879 00:40:17,784 --> 00:40:19,252 Uh, next question. 880 00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:23,189 You know, I'm... I'm not actually unpopular, you know. 881 00:40:23,223 --> 00:40:24,891 That would mean they know I exist. 882 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,593 - Perhaps you don't. - Hey! 883 00:40:26,626 --> 00:40:28,261 List relations. 884 00:40:28,294 --> 00:40:31,631 Dad, Donka, some Bulgarian uncles. 885 00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:34,340 Donka says, actually, one was possessed, 886 00:40:34,670 --> 00:40:37,337 but I think it might have been a nut allergy. 887 00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:41,608 There was Mom, too, of course. 888 00:40:41,641 --> 00:40:44,310 But, uh, she died when I was two. 889 00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:48,548 And Dad moved us out here. 890 00:40:48,581 --> 00:40:53,620 It doesn't make me sad exactly 'cause I... I can't remember. 891 00:40:53,653 --> 00:40:57,900 But it did make things hard for Dad. 892 00:40:57,123 --> 00:40:59,920 She was returned to the facility? 893 00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:03,263 I guess. No receipt. 894 00:41:05,699 --> 00:41:08,234 Scratches neck 14.5 times a day. 895 00:41:08,268 --> 00:41:10,837 - What are you doing? - I am learning about my friend. 896 00:41:10,870 --> 00:41:12,720 Oh, cool. 897 00:41:12,105 --> 00:41:14,507 Please slap my hand to show we are bonding. 898 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,576 Oh! Okay. 899 00:41:17,777 --> 00:41:18,978 You went to sleep! 900 00:41:19,612 --> 00:41:21,715 No. It was a move. 901 00:41:21,748 --> 00:41:23,950 Am I now your best friend out of the box? 902 00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:26,319 You're not still after that sticker. 903 00:41:29,155 --> 00:41:31,391 Oh, no, Ron. I'm so sorry. Hold on. Hold on. 904 00:41:31,424 --> 00:41:33,993 - Connect. Connect. - No! Stop! 905 00:41:34,270 --> 00:41:37,797 - Oh, no! Not that one! Ron! - Connect. Connect. Connect. 906 00:41:37,797 --> 00:41:40,467 That's Savannah's house! 907 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,602 Okay, key light, Malibu filter. 908 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:44,604 - Perfect. - Boom! 909 00:41:44,637 --> 00:41:46,390 Oh, hey, guys. 910 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,407 You just caught me chilling. 911 00:41:49,909 --> 00:41:52,645 Afloat. Aquatic. 912 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:54,681 Accident. 913 00:41:57,951 --> 00:41:59,519 What is that? 914 00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:02,822 It sounds like a giant snake. Or an evil clown! 915 00:42:02,889 --> 00:42:03,890 They live in the woods, 916 00:42:03,923 --> 00:42:05,625 and their heads go all the way around! 917 00:42:09,529 --> 00:42:10,997 - Evil clown! Evil clown! - Sorry. I'm sorry. 918 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:12,799 I'm just really wheezy, guys. I've been running. 919 00:42:12,832 --> 00:42:14,167 Ron! 920 00:42:16,469 --> 00:42:17,637 Barney Pudowski? 921 00:42:23,109 --> 00:42:25,145 You've ruined my aesthetic. 922 00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:28,815 - Sorry, Savannah. - Nice pool. 923 00:42:28,848 --> 00:42:32,152 Wait. Since when did you even have a B-Bot? 924 00:42:32,185 --> 00:42:34,754 And... Whoa. Look at him. 925 00:42:34,788 --> 00:42:36,990 I'm sorry. We're going right now. I just... 926 00:42:39,259 --> 00:42:40,160 Uh... 927 00:42:40,193 --> 00:42:42,662 Barney, your B-Bot is, like, super weird. 928 00:42:42,696 --> 00:42:44,564 - Yeah. - And naked? 929 00:42:44,597 --> 00:42:45,565 Ew! 930 00:42:45,598 --> 00:42:48,680 And hold on a sec. Why hasn't it friended me? 931 00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:50,904 Would you like to friend @theSavannahMeads? 932 00:42:50,937 --> 00:42:53,740 No. He can't do any of that stuff. 933 00:42:53,773 --> 00:42:56,843 He can't make friends or... He's useless at all that. 934 00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:59,813 - Can't make friends? - What? 935 00:42:59,846 --> 00:43:01,715 Barney, don't say your weirdness 936 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:03,249 has rubbed off on him. 937 00:43:03,283 --> 00:43:05,618 Making friends is, like, what he's for. 938 00:43:05,652 --> 00:43:09,255 If he can't do that, he's, like, literally pointless. 939 00:43:09,289 --> 00:43:12,659 Like, a lump of plastic just following you around. 940 00:43:12,659 --> 00:43:15,280 Hashtag landfill. 941 00:43:15,950 --> 00:43:17,300 - I am for making friends? - Ron... 942 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,865 How do I make friends for Barney? 943 00:43:18,898 --> 00:43:20,433 Come. 944 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:22,100 - Seriously? - Ugh. 945 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,404 You share stuff about him. 946 00:43:24,437 --> 00:43:27,674 Like pictures of his food or his wake-up routine. 947 00:43:27,741 --> 00:43:29,420 You search for people who know him 948 00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:30,877 or like the same stuff as him. 949 00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:33,313 You show them pictures, and then you get comments, 950 00:43:33,346 --> 00:43:35,215 and then you get people that like him, 951 00:43:35,248 --> 00:43:36,816 and then you get friend invites. 952 00:43:36,850 --> 00:43:39,486 - Boom! Now he has friends. - Duh! 953 00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:40,887 Ron! We have to go! 954 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,756 Does Barney need friends? 955 00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:45,158 Well, yeah! Or, fun fact, 956 00:43:45,191 --> 00:43:47,660 he will not survive middle school. 957 00:43:47,694 --> 00:43:49,262 Savannah, please don't tell anyone. 958 00:43:49,295 --> 00:43:53,330 I'm not supposed to have him. He has to be a secret. 959 00:44:15,321 --> 00:44:17,724 She's rewiring los electricos. 960 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:19,659 Okay. Unicorn poo. 961 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:22,950 It's great. 962 00:44:22,162 --> 00:44:24,931 You like it! Well, shipping date, um... 963 00:44:24,964 --> 00:44:27,434 Ow! It shocked me! 964 00:44:37,744 --> 00:44:40,800 Mind if I leave it on? 965 00:44:43,383 --> 00:44:45,852 I am literally pointless. 966 00:44:45,885 --> 00:44:46,886 What? 967 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,220 I cannot make friends for you. 968 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:52,125 Yeah. Well... 969 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:54,728 I'm not so great at that either. 970 00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:58,898 You should see me during recess. Oh, it sucks. 971 00:44:58,932 --> 00:45:01,340 I stand there every day, 972 00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:04,537 on my own, on the edge of the yard, 973 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:08,410 just hoping for a few people to share a bench with. 974 00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:09,142 You know? 975 00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:12,312 But why would they? 976 00:45:12,345 --> 00:45:14,247 The last time any of them came to my house, 977 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,582 we set fire to them. 978 00:45:15,615 --> 00:45:17,784 Ow! Not again. 979 00:45:21,210 --> 00:45:23,523 I guess I'll just sleep with it off. 980 00:45:24,591 --> 00:45:25,792 Good night, Ron. 981 00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:50,150 They're psychos! 982 00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:54,954 It is them! I'd recognize those ears from space. 983 00:45:54,988 --> 00:45:58,792 Okay. Location. GPS. Uh... Get up the grid. 984 00:45:58,825 --> 00:46:00,260 Where is it? 985 00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:02,662 Uh, it's not actually on the network. 986 00:46:02,696 --> 00:46:04,798 That's impossible. So, I don't believe you. 987 00:46:04,831 --> 00:46:06,466 We track every B-Bot. 988 00:46:06,466 --> 00:46:08,935 - Um, yeah, but... - Then the kid. 989 00:46:08,968 --> 00:46:12,372 I want everything. Contacts, shopping habits, shoe-size. 990 00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:14,474 You mean his private data? 991 00:46:14,474 --> 00:46:16,343 Sure. Why else do we collect it? 992 00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:18,945 We've got nothing on him. He hasn't friended anyone. 993 00:46:18,978 --> 00:46:21,348 He doesn't blog, post, or share. 994 00:46:21,381 --> 00:46:22,349 Creepy. 995 00:46:22,382 --> 00:46:25,180 The video was posted by @theSavannahMeads. 996 00:46:25,510 --> 00:46:27,220 Her whole life is online. 997 00:46:27,287 --> 00:46:29,756 Andrew. Is it true? It's still out there? 998 00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:33,360 The store made an error. They squished Sally Squirrel. 999 00:46:33,393 --> 00:46:34,861 ♫ Let's learn where we... ♫ 1000 00:46:34,894 --> 00:46:37,497 That's awesome! 1001 00:46:37,564 --> 00:46:39,966 What the heck are you talking about? 1002 00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:42,736 I looked into it. And... 1003 00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:46,506 See? This is it! 1004 00:46:46,573 --> 00:46:49,420 It's what I imagined when I was his age. 1005 00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:50,677 They're having fun! 1006 00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:52,412 Fun? 1007 00:46:52,412 --> 00:46:54,981 How... How can you have fun offline? 1008 00:46:55,150 --> 00:46:56,516 It's against nature. 1009 00:46:56,516 --> 00:47:00,520 Andrew, I never programmed B-Bots to laugh. 1010 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,690 I have to understand this. Can we get a hold of it? 1011 00:47:04,257 --> 00:47:05,692 Ho-ho, we will. 1012 00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:21,708 My aerial? No power in whole street? 1013 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:23,810 No. No idea. 1014 00:47:31,951 --> 00:47:35,880 What? Ron, no! You have to hide. 1015 00:47:35,121 --> 00:47:36,423 You're not ready. 1016 00:47:37,257 --> 00:47:40,293 I'm sorry. I'll be back soon. 1017 00:47:56,476 --> 00:47:59,212 There are no friends in the shed. 1018 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:02,882 Hi! I am Barney's B-Bot. 1019 00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:04,751 I live in the shed. 1020 00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:06,286 I am for making friends. 1021 00:48:06,319 --> 00:48:07,554 Idiot! 1022 00:48:07,587 --> 00:48:11,224 I am sharing Barney's breakfast. Do you like it? 1023 00:48:11,224 --> 00:48:13,660 How about you? 1024 00:48:15,562 --> 00:48:18,598 Would you like to comment on this picture, old woman? 1025 00:48:18,598 --> 00:48:22,469 Barney likes rocks, asthma inhalers, and his grandmother's food. 1026 00:48:22,502 --> 00:48:25,605 Will you come to my secret shed and like him? 1027 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:30,477 No. No, no. No. 1028 00:48:31,411 --> 00:48:34,514 Barney likes rock hammers, too! 1029 00:48:34,581 --> 00:48:35,915 I'm gonna be late. 1030 00:48:35,949 --> 00:48:37,250 My pants are on backwards. 1031 00:48:37,317 --> 00:48:39,419 That was Barney's wake-up routine! 1032 00:48:39,486 --> 00:48:41,210 - Okay. - Friend request. 1033 00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:42,220 Friend request. 1034 00:48:54,534 --> 00:48:56,136 So a prime number 1035 00:48:56,169 --> 00:48:58,338 is a natural number greater than one 1036 00:48:58,338 --> 00:49:00,140 that cannot be divided by any number. 1037 00:49:00,173 --> 00:49:01,374 I know you're keen, 1038 00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:04,344 but it's not quite recess yet, Barney. 1039 00:49:04,377 --> 00:49:07,814 Oh, my asthma. I need my inhaler, ma'am. 1040 00:49:07,847 --> 00:49:09,549 Uh, I'll be one minute. 1041 00:49:15,388 --> 00:49:18,240 Ron! What are you doing here? 1042 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,126 There are no friends in the shed. 1043 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,861 I am for making friends. 1044 00:49:21,895 --> 00:49:24,464 No! No, no, no. You have to go before they come out for... 1045 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:28,100 Recess. 1046 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:32,372 You have two new messages. 1047 00:49:32,372 --> 00:49:34,240 Only two? 1048 00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:36,760 Hey, Barn. You got a B-Bot? 1049 00:49:36,109 --> 00:49:37,677 - Um... - Hey. 1050 00:49:39,450 --> 00:49:40,380 Awesome. 1051 00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:42,215 Huh. Well, that went well. 1052 00:49:42,248 --> 00:49:43,416 I thought so. 1053 00:49:44,684 --> 00:49:45,885 Okay. 1054 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,388 Come on. 1055 00:49:48,421 --> 00:49:51,925 Wow, that's so minimalistic. It's like a blank canvas. 1056 00:49:53,493 --> 00:49:55,280 Friend request. 1057 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,333 Recess. 1058 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,435 Maybe it'll be okay. 1059 00:50:02,502 --> 00:50:03,970 Recess will not suck. 1060 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,506 You will have friends to sit with on a bench. 1061 00:50:06,573 --> 00:50:09,309 I don't know. Yeah. I guess. 1062 00:50:09,342 --> 00:50:10,577 You will. 1063 00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:12,912 - I have brought you some. - What? 1064 00:50:12,946 --> 00:50:14,948 I am literally not landfill. 1065 00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:18,351 This is so crazy. 1066 00:50:20,687 --> 00:50:22,455 Ron! Wait! 1067 00:50:26,459 --> 00:50:28,294 You have five new friends. 1068 00:50:28,328 --> 00:50:29,729 I did a search for them. 1069 00:50:29,796 --> 00:50:33,660 Shayne likes low-priced alcohol and conspiracy theories. 1070 00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:35,335 He believes there's a secret lizard government 1071 00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:36,803 - beneath Switzerland. - Shh. 1072 00:50:36,836 --> 00:50:38,705 He will friend you if he can stay in the shed. 1073 00:50:38,738 --> 00:50:42,342 Barney! Bro! Just for a year. Two max. 1074 00:50:42,342 --> 00:50:44,440 Are those your friends, Barney? 1075 00:50:44,770 --> 00:50:45,780 Is this, like, a rave? 1076 00:50:45,111 --> 00:50:47,747 This friend shared your breakfast and liked it. 1077 00:50:47,814 --> 00:50:48,715 Oh, yeah! 1078 00:50:48,748 --> 00:50:50,450 He gets hungry like you. 1079 00:50:50,450 --> 00:50:53,453 Your neighbor Mrs. Baxter's parrot has one friend in common with you. 1080 00:50:53,486 --> 00:50:54,921 Your neighbor, Mrs. Baxter. 1081 00:50:54,954 --> 00:50:57,390 He commented on your photo. 1082 00:50:57,457 --> 00:51:00,460 He has done other things on your photo, too. 1083 00:51:01,227 --> 00:51:02,562 Margaret will friend you 1084 00:51:02,629 --> 00:51:03,730 - and share her... - No. 1085 00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:05,265 ...purse, watch, anything 1086 00:51:05,298 --> 00:51:07,100 if I please, please just let her go. 1087 00:51:07,133 --> 00:51:10,637 Now you have friends to sit with on a bench at recess. 1088 00:51:10,670 --> 00:51:12,839 I'm so sorry. You can't be here. 1089 00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,875 Barney, meet friend number five. 1090 00:51:15,909 --> 00:51:18,845 This tiny bald man likes your picture so much, 1091 00:51:18,878 --> 00:51:20,146 he is eating it. 1092 00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:23,416 There he is! Logan! 1093 00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:25,218 Friend request, friend request. 1094 00:51:25,251 --> 00:51:27,387 - Ron? - Ron, Ron, Ron. 1095 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:30,657 - Yeah! Come on! - Ron, Ron, Ron! 1096 00:51:30,690 --> 00:51:32,659 Savannah Meads' mom didn't recognize the boy. 1097 00:51:32,659 --> 00:51:33,927 We're at her school now. 1098 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,762 Okay, sure. 1099 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:38,310 We keep this low-key, people. Discreet. 1100 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,599 Nice and quiet, okay? 1101 00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:42,350 - Love you guys! - Ron, Ron, Ron. 1102 00:51:43,136 --> 00:51:45,305 Pudowski! 1103 00:51:45,338 --> 00:51:47,107 Yeah! 1104 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:49,309 Sticking it to the man! 1105 00:51:49,342 --> 00:51:52,112 Principal's office. Now! 1106 00:51:54,614 --> 00:51:56,950 Hey, bros. Ho-ho-ho-ho. 1107 00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:00,520 Come on, Pudowski. Move it! 1108 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:04,324 You're not new, are you? 1109 00:52:04,357 --> 00:52:06,226 You're that crazy broken dude who punched me. 1110 00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:07,994 How'd you do that? 1111 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,797 I have no mega safety controls and stuff. 1112 00:52:10,797 --> 00:52:14,434 Safety settings, parental controls, account limits, all off! 1113 00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:16,102 That's how come he hit you, dude! 1114 00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:18,705 I want mine like that. Then it can hit me, too! 1115 00:52:18,738 --> 00:52:20,440 I could get R-rated movies. 1116 00:52:20,473 --> 00:52:22,809 Copy him. Find that code. 1117 00:52:23,643 --> 00:52:25,110 Unlock. 1118 00:52:25,545 --> 00:52:26,546 Unlock. 1119 00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:28,415 He's gonna get us a trillion views! 1120 00:52:29,649 --> 00:52:31,317 I don't like you. 1121 00:52:31,351 --> 00:52:32,719 I don't like you. 1122 00:52:41,270 --> 00:52:42,228 Hey, guys. 1123 00:52:42,262 --> 00:52:44,264 Savannah. What's going on? 1124 00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:45,965 It's Bubble! 1125 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:49,502 My post is such a hit, the whole company's following me. 1126 00:52:49,569 --> 00:52:50,670 What post? 1127 00:52:50,737 --> 00:52:52,439 Twenty thousand friends love... 1128 00:52:54,607 --> 00:52:58,278 What? I said he has to be a secret. 1129 00:52:58,311 --> 00:53:00,480 I know. But it went crazy! 1130 00:53:01,614 --> 00:53:03,750 You're such an actual freak, Barney, 1131 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:06,190 it's, like, almost cool. 1132 00:53:09,222 --> 00:53:11,324 Pudowski! 1133 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:13,693 Pudowski! What is going on? 1134 00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:16,463 Nothing, Ms. Hartley. 1135 00:53:16,496 --> 00:53:17,931 You brought in a baby? 1136 00:53:17,964 --> 00:53:19,699 Artificially sweetened beverages? 1137 00:53:19,766 --> 00:53:21,334 - A parrot. - A parrot. 1138 00:53:21,368 --> 00:53:25,500 Where is the bot? 1139 00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:28,408 Call head office. 1140 00:53:28,441 --> 00:53:30,443 Get him, boys. 1141 00:53:31,544 --> 00:53:33,413 Unlock, unlock, unlock. 1142 00:53:33,446 --> 00:53:34,614 Get 'em! 1143 00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:40,353 - Unlock. - Uh... 1144 00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:43,690 Okay. Buy 10,000 mechbucks. 1145 00:53:43,723 --> 00:53:46,559 Whoa! It works! BubblePay has no limits! 1146 00:53:46,626 --> 00:53:48,528 Give me weapons. Give me upgrades. 1147 00:53:48,561 --> 00:53:50,263 All upgrades unlocked. 1148 00:53:50,296 --> 00:53:51,931 Hey! Jerk of Thrones. 1149 00:53:51,965 --> 00:53:54,267 - What? - Get them! 1150 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,536 Hey! Those are our bots! 1151 00:53:56,569 --> 00:53:58,238 - Give them back! - Whoa! 1152 00:53:58,271 --> 00:54:00,340 Levelling up! 1153 00:54:00,373 --> 00:54:02,175 - Whoa! - My prank, Noah. 1154 00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:03,343 Thanks for the ride. Oh! 1155 00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:04,644 Rich, come back! 1156 00:54:04,678 --> 00:54:06,946 Yo, Sav. Who's lame now? 1157 00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:09,416 - Hey! - Unlock. 1158 00:54:09,449 --> 00:54:10,483 Do you wanna connect 1159 00:54:10,517 --> 00:54:12,585 to all the users of the Bubble network? 1160 00:54:12,652 --> 00:54:15,555 You can access them all? Um, yeah! 1161 00:54:15,588 --> 00:54:18,525 Okay, hi, um, everyone in the world. 1162 00:54:18,558 --> 00:54:20,593 This is @theSavannahMeads. 1163 00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:23,463 And this is Nonsuch Middle School. 1164 00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:26,833 Incoming! 1165 00:54:28,334 --> 00:54:32,339 It's Mad Max meets Sesame Street live streaming. 1166 00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:34,841 We think the safety controls are off on all the bots. 1167 00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:36,676 Uh, let's send out a patch. 1168 00:54:36,710 --> 00:54:38,111 Yeah, we're on it! 1169 00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:42,482 That was awesome! 1170 00:54:42,515 --> 00:54:43,683 What the...? 1171 00:54:43,683 --> 00:54:45,452 You shall not pass. 1172 00:54:45,485 --> 00:54:47,187 Kiss my Sith Lord butt! 1173 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:48,688 Rabbits, attack! 1174 00:54:48,722 --> 00:54:51,624 Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! 1175 00:54:54,394 --> 00:54:55,895 Book a party at a night club. 1176 00:54:55,929 --> 00:54:58,640 Invite everyone. Except Savannah. 1177 00:54:58,980 --> 00:54:59,199 Everybody, stop! 1178 00:54:59,232 --> 00:55:00,467 Hey, Rich! 1179 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,769 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Catch! 1180 00:55:03,503 --> 00:55:05,305 Whoo! 1181 00:55:05,338 --> 00:55:07,107 You got this on the live, bro? 1182 00:55:09,609 --> 00:55:11,111 For the views! 1183 00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:14,114 So it's basically kind of the apocalypse, but fun! 1184 00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:16,182 Hey, cut it out, Sav. This is my thing. 1185 00:55:16,216 --> 00:55:17,851 Sorry, Rich. I have... 1186 00:55:17,884 --> 00:55:20,153 Four million, four hundred and thirty-two views. 1187 00:55:20,186 --> 00:55:22,789 Oh, Australia's waking up. G'day, guys. 1188 00:55:22,856 --> 00:55:25,492 We're about to be shamed by a whole other hemisphere. 1189 00:55:25,525 --> 00:55:27,270 I'm @theSavannahMeads. 1190 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,929 And this is a giant monkey... 1191 00:55:29,963 --> 00:55:33,199 zombie mash-up that's basically trashing our school. 1192 00:55:33,233 --> 00:55:35,568 - Patch in one minute. - Are you knitting this thing? 1193 00:55:35,602 --> 00:55:37,637 - Do something! - Hello? 1194 00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:38,905 It's nearly pickup! 1195 00:55:39,639 --> 00:55:41,641 Brains! 1196 00:55:43,109 --> 00:55:46,179 Ha-ha! And I'm Rich Belcher from Prank You Very Much. 1197 00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:47,470 Get this. 1198 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:48,481 Hey, hey. 1199 00:55:48,515 --> 00:55:49,716 Snack! 1200 00:55:59,559 --> 00:56:01,661 It pooped me. 1201 00:56:01,661 --> 00:56:03,663 Sharing "It pooped me." 1202 00:56:03,697 --> 00:56:04,964 - Sharing "It pooped me." - Sharing. 1203 00:56:04,998 --> 00:56:06,700 - No. Stop it. - Sharing. Sharing. Sharing. 1204 00:56:06,733 --> 00:56:08,668 - Don't share that. - Sharing "It pooped me." 1205 00:56:08,668 --> 00:56:10,300 Uploading the patch now! 1206 00:56:16,609 --> 00:56:17,744 That's the patch. 1207 00:56:17,777 --> 00:56:20,880 Just in time. Good thing nobody saw it. 1208 00:56:21,948 --> 00:56:24,384 You just killed Bubble, Marc. 1209 00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:27,420 Spread out. Find the rogue. 1210 00:56:27,454 --> 00:56:31,291 How can I put this gently? Get out! 1211 00:56:37,697 --> 00:56:39,532 Hi, Barney. 1212 00:56:39,566 --> 00:56:41,868 We have 43 new friends. 1213 00:56:41,901 --> 00:56:44,904 Maybe you do. But I've been kicked out. 1214 00:56:46,373 --> 00:56:48,408 This way. 1215 00:56:48,441 --> 00:56:49,476 Ugh! 1216 00:57:06,726 --> 00:57:09,929 How could you? You dumb bot! 1217 00:57:10,730 --> 00:57:12,932 I'm in so much trouble now. 1218 00:57:12,966 --> 00:57:16,200 All you had to do was just fit in. 1219 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,604 What was the point of even...? 1220 00:57:17,637 --> 00:57:20,400 Barney, are you my friend? 1221 00:57:20,730 --> 00:57:21,141 What? 1222 00:57:21,174 --> 00:57:22,342 What do you mean? 1223 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:25,478 My dad bought you for me. 1224 00:57:26,379 --> 00:57:27,514 What's that? 1225 00:57:38,992 --> 00:57:40,930 Where are you going? 1226 00:57:40,126 --> 00:57:41,628 Friendship is a two-way street. 1227 00:57:41,661 --> 00:57:42,896 - What? - I get to choose. 1228 00:57:42,929 --> 00:57:44,230 You taught me. 1229 00:57:44,264 --> 00:57:46,299 I didn't say be more than six feet. 1230 00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:48,168 But you are having a bad day. 1231 00:57:48,201 --> 00:57:50,403 You know what? I don't care. Fine! Go on then. 1232 00:57:50,437 --> 00:57:51,604 - I am going. - Uh-huh. 1233 00:57:51,638 --> 00:57:53,306 - Okay. - Okay. I'll... 1234 00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:54,607 - Okay. - Okay! 1235 00:58:01,470 --> 00:58:03,283 Adios, registered-name-Absalom. 1236 00:58:03,316 --> 00:58:05,518 Adios, Absalom's B-Bot. 1237 00:58:08,655 --> 00:58:10,256 It's trending in 13 countries! 1238 00:58:10,290 --> 00:58:11,624 They've searched the school, Marc. 1239 00:58:11,658 --> 00:58:12,792 They didn't find it. 1240 00:58:12,859 --> 00:58:14,594 Bubble shares are crashing. Down 43%. 1241 00:58:14,627 --> 00:58:17,630 We've got thousands of parents complaining about B-Bot safety. 1242 00:58:17,664 --> 00:58:21,401 We've got thousands of kids complaining their bots won't do the same stuff! 1243 00:58:21,434 --> 00:58:23,870 Marc, what do we do? 1244 00:58:23,903 --> 00:58:26,840 I... Uh, I've... 1245 00:58:26,873 --> 00:58:28,375 I wonder. 1246 00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:34,781 Maybe being a guy who makes his friends out of skateboards 1247 00:58:34,814 --> 00:58:37,550 doesn't equip you to run a global tech giant. 1248 00:58:37,584 --> 00:58:39,519 Mm! 1249 00:58:39,552 --> 00:58:40,954 Okay. Here's our story. 1250 00:58:40,987 --> 00:58:42,322 We blame everything on the rogue. 1251 00:58:42,355 --> 00:58:44,657 A single unit with a minor coding error. 1252 00:58:44,691 --> 00:58:46,192 Minor? But the riot. 1253 00:58:46,226 --> 00:58:48,261 What riot? We hose down the Internet. 1254 00:58:48,294 --> 00:58:50,960 Delete every video. Take down every post. 1255 00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:51,431 Any TV station broadcasts it, 1256 00:58:51,464 --> 00:58:53,500 we buy the station and replace it with cat videos, 1257 00:58:53,533 --> 00:58:55,301 then we sue the kids for misuse of product 1258 00:58:55,335 --> 00:58:57,300 unless they sign a binding yada, yada, 1259 00:58:57,370 --> 00:58:59,639 and send the principal a fruit basket. 1260 00:58:59,673 --> 00:59:01,875 But what does the genius think? 1261 00:59:03,143 --> 00:59:07,380 Okay. Andrew, you do this. 1262 00:59:07,414 --> 00:59:09,716 Sweet justice pie. 1263 00:59:09,749 --> 00:59:10,884 Hey, run off back to your lab 1264 00:59:10,917 --> 00:59:12,585 and invent something that doesn't kill us all. 1265 00:59:12,619 --> 00:59:15,989 And, uh, you got an algorithm for refilling this? 1266 00:59:16,823 --> 00:59:18,558 We got an address from the school. 1267 00:59:18,591 --> 00:59:20,593 Pudowski. Oak Hill Drive. 1268 00:59:20,627 --> 00:59:22,395 Bing bong belushi! 1269 00:59:22,429 --> 00:59:23,430 Go! 1270 00:59:28,301 --> 00:59:30,503 Huh? 1271 00:59:30,537 --> 00:59:33,640 No. But Barney doesn't even have a B-Bot. 1272 00:59:33,673 --> 00:59:36,810 All the kids at school confirm he does, Mr. Pudowski. 1273 00:59:36,843 --> 00:59:38,780 He started a riot. 1274 00:59:38,111 --> 00:59:40,280 I'm sorry, are you calling my son a liar? 1275 00:59:40,313 --> 00:59:42,482 Oh, Barney. 1276 00:59:55,795 --> 00:59:58,832 Barney, are you my friend? 1277 01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:04,337 "Know everything about me." 1278 01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:08,575 "Stay within six feet of me." 1279 01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:13,213 "Like me." 1280 01:00:17,117 --> 01:00:19,520 Huh? 1281 01:00:20,787 --> 01:00:22,689 Ron! 1282 01:00:23,890 --> 01:00:24,991 What are you doing? 1283 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:27,660 Returning myself to the facility. 1284 01:00:27,694 --> 01:00:28,995 I am a dumb bot. 1285 01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:32,999 No! No, you're not. I'm so sorry. 1286 01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:35,802 I was wrong. 1287 01:00:35,835 --> 01:00:39,390 We did not fix me. I did not fit in. 1288 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,408 Who cares? Neither do I. 1289 01:00:41,441 --> 01:00:46,546 It doesn't matter. 'Cause you are my friend. 1290 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,353 Your best friend out of the box? 1291 01:01:22,182 --> 01:01:25,385 But still don't burn my underpants. 1292 01:01:25,385 --> 01:01:28,121 You know, I have been worried about him, but, uh, 1293 01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:30,230 I just... I work these crazy hours. 1294 01:01:30,230 --> 01:01:31,257 The bot's in there? 1295 01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:32,959 Okay. This thing is dangerous. 1296 01:01:32,992 --> 01:01:34,728 We need to destroy it. 1297 01:01:36,996 --> 01:01:38,264 - Let's run. - Barney, 1298 01:01:38,298 --> 01:01:39,999 are you in there? 1299 01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:41,868 Just you and me. 1300 01:01:41,901 --> 01:01:43,360 Mom, do you have a key? 1301 01:01:43,103 --> 01:01:44,371 We don't need anyone else. 1302 01:01:44,404 --> 01:01:48,208 Hey, you're not in trouble. Please, just let me in. 1303 01:01:50,977 --> 01:01:52,145 Where is he? 1304 01:01:54,614 --> 01:01:55,849 - Shh. - No clucking. 1305 01:01:55,882 --> 01:01:57,250 Could he be with a friend? 1306 01:01:57,283 --> 01:02:00,754 Well, he... he doesn't really have any. 1307 01:02:12,165 --> 01:02:13,800 Hey! Isn't that the kid? 1308 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,169 Go! Go, go, go! 1309 01:02:16,169 --> 01:02:18,171 He's getting away! 1310 01:02:18,171 --> 01:02:20,140 We need to go faster! 1311 01:02:20,173 --> 01:02:21,608 No problem! 1312 01:02:25,345 --> 01:02:27,981 Ron, you did it! Yes! 1313 01:02:31,170 --> 01:02:32,852 Hey, down here! 1314 01:02:34,421 --> 01:02:37,524 Hey, stop! Come back! We just want the bot! 1315 01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:41,461 Quick! 1316 01:02:43,596 --> 01:02:44,597 Shh. 1317 01:02:44,631 --> 01:02:48,680 "Poop Girl" is trending. You have 19,032,000 likes. 1318 01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:52,305 - He went this way! - Shh. 1319 01:02:52,339 --> 01:02:54,741 Hey, miss. You seen a boy and a bot? 1320 01:02:56,710 --> 01:02:58,378 Do I look like I care? 1321 01:02:59,112 --> 01:03:01,614 Okay, sorry. My bad. 1322 01:03:01,648 --> 01:03:02,849 What's going on? 1323 01:03:02,882 --> 01:03:04,384 Bubble are looking for Ron. 1324 01:03:04,451 --> 01:03:06,553 They blame him for the riot. I have to protect him. 1325 01:03:06,586 --> 01:03:08,888 Hey, dude. I think that was Poop Girl. 1326 01:03:09,989 --> 01:03:12,225 Savannah? 1327 01:03:12,225 --> 01:03:14,394 "Poop Girl" has 20 million and 56... 1328 01:03:15,962 --> 01:03:18,398 Poop Girl. That's... 1329 01:03:18,398 --> 01:03:21,768 That's who I'm gonna be for my whole life. 1330 01:03:21,835 --> 01:03:22,836 No. 1331 01:03:24,237 --> 01:03:25,338 You sure he's not back there? 1332 01:03:25,372 --> 01:03:27,240 - We gotta go. - Wait. 1333 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,376 You're running away? To the woods? 1334 01:03:29,409 --> 01:03:31,511 Please don't tell anyone this time. 1335 01:03:31,578 --> 01:03:33,413 There are evil clowns in there, Barney. 1336 01:03:33,413 --> 01:03:35,382 Their heads go all the way around. 1337 01:03:35,415 --> 01:03:38,418 That's owls, Savannah. I promise! 1338 01:03:43,256 --> 01:03:46,926 You lost them? No, no, no. This is not happening. 1339 01:03:48,528 --> 01:03:49,496 You know what? 1340 01:03:49,529 --> 01:03:51,865 Access the cameras on every B-Bot in town. 1341 01:03:51,898 --> 01:03:53,433 Use B-Bots to spy? 1342 01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:57,103 No. We're just recording for training and monitoring purposes. 1343 01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:59,500 - But Marc would never... - Marc put a camera 1344 01:03:59,390 --> 01:04:01,441 within six feet of every young consumer in the country. 1345 01:04:01,508 --> 01:04:04,244 And now you're worried about privacy? 1346 01:04:04,277 --> 01:04:05,545 Turn on the mics, too. 1347 01:04:05,545 --> 01:04:07,614 Listen out for "Barney," "Rogue Bot," 1348 01:04:07,647 --> 01:04:10,650 "Profit-sucking plastic psycho." That kind of thing. 1349 01:04:10,684 --> 01:04:14,554 We'll find him. Wherever he is in that Podunk town! 1350 01:04:17,357 --> 01:04:20,126 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo. 1351 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:33,907 Whoo! 1352 01:04:47,530 --> 01:04:49,322 Whoo. 1353 01:04:49,389 --> 01:04:51,324 - Ron. - In your face. 1354 01:04:54,227 --> 01:04:56,930 Come on, Space Lord, fight me! 1355 01:04:56,963 --> 01:04:58,310 You need a stick. 1356 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,660 - Searching for stick. - Huh? 1357 01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,234 Is this one good? 1358 01:05:01,301 --> 01:05:02,602 Come back and let me hurt you. 1359 01:05:02,602 --> 01:05:04,337 Ron! That's way too big for a stick! 1360 01:05:04,337 --> 01:05:06,306 Look at mine compared to yours! 1361 01:05:06,339 --> 01:05:08,174 Please help. 1362 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:10,510 You have 0.85 friends. 1363 01:05:10,510 --> 01:05:12,846 - You have 0.7 friends. - Oh, wow, you're sinking. 1364 01:05:12,879 --> 01:05:14,914 Hold on. Just... 1365 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:16,349 You have 0.2 friends. 1366 01:05:16,416 --> 01:05:17,484 Grab my hands! I'm gonna get you out. 1367 01:05:17,517 --> 01:05:19,850 I'm gonna get you out. 1368 01:05:25,258 --> 01:05:27,694 You know what? You choose. 1369 01:05:27,761 --> 01:05:29,896 Two-way street, right? 1370 01:05:29,929 --> 01:05:31,640 That way is good. 1371 01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:32,499 No, wait, wait. Where are you going? 1372 01:05:33,266 --> 01:05:37,300 Ron. Hey, wait. Stop! Stop, stop. 1373 01:05:39,390 --> 01:05:40,940 No! Ron! 1374 01:05:49,949 --> 01:05:51,451 Gotcha! Whoa! 1375 01:05:53,453 --> 01:05:55,655 Gotcha! 1376 01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:02,295 What? Why on earth would you do that? 1377 01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:04,970 Do I have to like the path you like? 1378 01:06:04,130 --> 01:06:07,267 No! But your path sucks! 1379 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:10,537 And seriously? Off a cliff? 1380 01:06:10,570 --> 01:06:11,371 I like, 1381 01:06:11,404 --> 01:06:13,940 "Seriously? Off a cliff?" 1382 01:06:13,973 --> 01:06:15,842 That way is good. 1383 01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,377 Log. Log. 1384 01:06:17,410 --> 01:06:18,912 - Log. - Here. 1385 01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:21,848 Been eating too much electricity? 1386 01:06:21,881 --> 01:06:25,185 - Your muscles are under-sized. - No, they're not. 1387 01:06:28,855 --> 01:06:30,423 Hey, Ron. 1388 01:06:30,490 --> 01:06:34,594 Tell me something about you. I never asked. 1389 01:06:34,594 --> 01:06:37,297 I am a Bubble generation one B-Bot. 1390 01:06:37,330 --> 01:06:39,866 I currently have one friend. 1391 01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:48,875 - Oh, wow. I found it. - Nice! 1392 01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:50,677 You wanna share? 1393 01:06:55,248 --> 01:06:58,618 You have not shared 29 friend invites. 1394 01:06:59,786 --> 01:07:01,688 Yeah. I know. 1395 01:07:03,123 --> 01:07:06,590 If you don't ask, they can't say no. 1396 01:07:06,993 --> 01:07:08,361 Problem solved. 1397 01:07:12,799 --> 01:07:15,301 You know who I had at my party when I was six? 1398 01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:18,638 Savannah and Rich. For real. 1399 01:07:18,705 --> 01:07:21,941 They were my friends just because they lived nearby. 1400 01:07:21,975 --> 01:07:27,547 But at some point you just... You just get it... 1401 01:07:27,547 --> 01:07:29,449 that you're not gonna be one of the cool kids. 1402 01:07:32,952 --> 01:07:34,621 Hey, who cares, right? 1403 01:07:34,654 --> 01:07:37,924 'Cause I currently have one friend, too. 1404 01:07:38,925 --> 01:07:41,940 How long will we live in the woods? 1405 01:07:41,127 --> 01:07:42,929 I don't know. 1406 01:07:46,633 --> 01:07:47,901 Forever? 1407 01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:57,777 Do you know any stories, Ron? 1408 01:07:57,844 --> 01:08:00,914 I can create one from my available data. 1409 01:08:00,947 --> 01:08:02,150 It will be called 1410 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,484 "The Awesome Adventures of Absalom of Addis Ababa 1411 01:08:04,517 --> 01:08:06,786 "and His Android, Alan." 1412 01:08:08,321 --> 01:08:10,790 Once upon a time in Addis Ababa, 1413 01:08:10,857 --> 01:08:13,660 capital city of Ethiopia, sovereign state in the Horn of Africa, 1414 01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:15,195 with 100 million inhabitants, 1415 01:08:15,228 --> 01:08:20,667 lived Absalom and his friend Alan, a generation one android. 1416 01:08:20,667 --> 01:08:22,669 That's a nice story. 1417 01:08:34,948 --> 01:08:36,916 Shall we check your messages one more time? 1418 01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:38,685 - Yeah, sure. - "Poop Girl" is trending. 1419 01:08:38,685 --> 01:08:40,353 Savannah unfriended me? Unfriend her! 1420 01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:42,722 Well, anyone with a brain cell should block Rich Belcher. 1421 01:08:42,789 --> 01:08:44,424 Message to anyone with a brain cell. 1422 01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:46,192 They what? It wasn't my fault. 1423 01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:48,261 Shall we check your messages one more time? 1424 01:08:48,294 --> 01:08:49,996 My algorithm. What? 1425 01:08:52,632 --> 01:08:53,700 Did you see Savannah? 1426 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:54,934 Poop Girl, right? 1427 01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:56,202 I'm so glad I am not her right now. 1428 01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:57,537 You dropped her from this chat, right? 1429 01:08:57,537 --> 01:08:58,438 Dropping Savannah from this chat. 1430 01:08:58,471 --> 01:08:59,739 Someone did a remix. 1431 01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:02,375 ♫ It pooped me ♫ 1432 01:09:02,409 --> 01:09:04,100 ♫ It pooped me ♫ 1433 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:06,146 Who did that? 1434 01:09:06,179 --> 01:09:07,480 Anonymouse3 created it. 1435 01:09:07,547 --> 01:09:11,117 23 million friends love "Poop Girl, the Remix!" 1436 01:09:15,550 --> 01:09:16,890 Oh. 1437 01:09:16,122 --> 01:09:18,558 Hi. Uh, we're Barney's... 1438 01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:20,126 Um... 1439 01:09:20,827 --> 01:09:23,296 He hasn't come home. 1440 01:09:23,329 --> 01:09:26,320 And, yeah. So we're just... 1441 01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:28,268 We're checking with his, uh... 1442 01:09:28,301 --> 01:09:29,602 his fellow children. 1443 01:09:29,669 --> 01:09:31,471 You are Barney's friend. 1444 01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:33,106 You come to his birthday party. 1445 01:09:33,139 --> 01:09:33,973 Um... 1446 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:36,420 My goat eat your slap bracelet. 1447 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,911 Oh! That party. 1448 01:09:37,944 --> 01:09:41,147 Do you have any idea where he is? 1449 01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:42,582 Uh... Um... 1450 01:09:42,582 --> 01:09:45,685 No, I, uh... Sorry. 1451 01:09:50,657 --> 01:09:55,428 Oh, Mom. I work round the clock selling novelty junk 1452 01:09:55,462 --> 01:09:57,897 just to try to give him a life. 1453 01:09:57,931 --> 01:10:02,135 But I'm blowing it, Mom. I... I've lost touch with him. 1454 01:10:02,168 --> 01:10:03,603 Why didn't he come to me? 1455 01:10:03,636 --> 01:10:07,400 Sometimes kid protect grown-up. 1456 01:10:07,730 --> 01:10:08,174 That's not right. 1457 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,509 He will be okay. 1458 01:10:09,542 --> 01:10:12,979 Pudowskis are brave and strong. 1459 01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:25,892 There's a spider. Literally, like, this big! 1460 01:10:25,925 --> 01:10:27,961 A bird has commented on your face. 1461 01:10:29,496 --> 01:10:31,164 Oh, great. 1462 01:10:33,733 --> 01:10:35,869 Where even are we? 1463 01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:43,677 Recess. Now known as 20 minutes of extra math. 1464 01:10:43,710 --> 01:10:45,450 What is four-fifths as a decimal? 1465 01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:46,546 What is the square root of nine? 1466 01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:47,647 Ugh! Seriously? 1467 01:10:47,647 --> 01:10:49,115 You have to be kidding me. 1468 01:10:49,149 --> 01:10:50,650 Alex, Jayden! 1469 01:10:50,650 --> 01:10:52,752 Yesterday was sick, right? 1470 01:10:52,819 --> 01:10:55,555 Sorry. Jayden's not available right now. 1471 01:10:55,588 --> 01:10:57,557 They've blocked me? 1472 01:10:57,557 --> 01:10:58,658 Simplify the expression; 1473 01:10:58,692 --> 01:11:01,361 three to the power of eight minus eleven. 1474 01:11:03,496 --> 01:11:04,564 Rich! 1475 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:05,565 Twenty-five million friends love... 1476 01:11:05,598 --> 01:11:09,202 - ♫ It pooped me ♫ - Wait! Seriously! 1477 01:11:09,235 --> 01:11:11,938 - You have ruined my life. - Uh... 1478 01:11:11,971 --> 01:11:15,975 But, look. It's Barney, okay? He's missing. 1479 01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:16,843 What? 1480 01:11:16,876 --> 01:11:19,120 You and me, we got him in trouble. 1481 01:11:19,450 --> 01:11:22,515 He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there. 1482 01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:33,793 Access denied. 1483 01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:36,796 - Here. - Access denied. Access... 1484 01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:39,966 Access. 1485 01:11:41,401 --> 01:11:43,203 Let's find some place to camp. 1486 01:11:50,710 --> 01:11:52,612 Everything's wet. 1487 01:11:52,612 --> 01:11:53,747 How long is... 1488 01:11:53,780 --> 01:11:55,480 "I don't know. Forever"? 1489 01:11:55,810 --> 01:11:57,584 Twelve hours? Twelve days? Twelve years? 1490 01:11:57,617 --> 01:11:59,619 - Twelve decades? - Stop asking dumb questions. 1491 01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:02,222 I have 12% battery power remaining. 1492 01:12:02,255 --> 01:12:04,190 Ron, come back. 1493 01:12:04,224 --> 01:12:05,725 Have you got water damage to the brain? 1494 01:12:05,759 --> 01:12:07,270 I mean, seriously? 1495 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,960 If you go back, they will send you to the crusher. 1496 01:12:10,130 --> 01:12:12,632 Do you want to be recycled as a lunch box? 1497 01:12:12,665 --> 01:12:14,634 What is your plan? Is it, 1498 01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,690 "Run! Run away! 1499 01:12:16,102 --> 01:12:18,138 - "Go, go, go! We gotta run." - Stop. Ron. 1500 01:12:18,171 --> 01:12:19,390 Stop it! 1501 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,174 Avoids problems 89% of the time. 1502 01:12:21,207 --> 01:12:22,575 You are so annoying! 1503 01:12:22,609 --> 01:12:25,879 You are so annoying 43.8% of the time. 1504 01:12:27,380 --> 01:12:30,160 Why don't you save your battery by getting off my back? 1505 01:12:32,419 --> 01:12:35,121 Argh. There's nothing in these woods that'll burn! 1506 01:12:37,223 --> 01:12:38,358 Incorrect. 1507 01:12:42,495 --> 01:12:44,431 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 1508 01:12:53,273 --> 01:12:54,674 What's that? 1509 01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:55,942 I never told you that. 1510 01:12:55,975 --> 01:12:57,544 I'm not afraid of the dark. 1511 01:13:00,246 --> 01:13:01,648 Oh, no. Ron. 1512 01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:02,982 My solar battery function 1513 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,918 has not been uploaded. 1514 01:13:05,885 --> 01:13:08,955 Electricity. Of course you like it. 1515 01:13:08,988 --> 01:13:10,724 Five percent battery remaining. 1516 01:13:10,757 --> 01:13:12,592 Five percent? Uh... 1517 01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:15,950 Okay. Go to sleep. Power down. Power down. 1518 01:13:24,537 --> 01:13:27,440 Oh, Ron. You're right about the dark. 1519 01:13:29,376 --> 01:13:33,747 After my mom died, I was terrified every single night. 1520 01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:35,615 And I wanted so bad 1521 01:13:35,648 --> 01:13:38,184 to just run into my dad's room and tell him... 1522 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:41,755 but what if he was scared, too? 1523 01:13:44,570 --> 01:13:45,580 Ron! 1524 01:13:45,792 --> 01:13:47,260 Seriously, Ron? 1525 01:13:51,931 --> 01:13:54,234 No one even knows we're here. 1526 01:13:58,405 --> 01:14:02,800 He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there. 1527 01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:04,177 He left town for the woods? 1528 01:14:04,210 --> 01:14:06,713 It's night. The weather's getting worse. 1529 01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:10,350 Pff. So access the security cameras. 1530 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:11,751 Uh... 1531 01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,621 There aren't any. It's the woods. 1532 01:14:14,654 --> 01:14:17,157 Insane. Okay. 1533 01:14:19,359 --> 01:14:21,227 Let's put some in. 1534 01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:30,336 Get me to Nonsuch. 1535 01:14:30,370 --> 01:14:33,373 They're in the woods. I have to meet Ron and Barney. 1536 01:14:48,388 --> 01:14:52,258 One of these trees must have a power outlet or something, right? 1537 01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:55,128 Oh, this is not okay, Ron. 1538 01:14:55,161 --> 01:14:57,364 Best friends don't die on each other. 1539 01:14:59,566 --> 01:15:01,401 Are we going around in circles? 1540 01:15:05,271 --> 01:15:09,209 Hey! Down here! Over here! Help us! Help! 1541 01:15:10,744 --> 01:15:13,313 Wait. They'll help me, but... 1542 01:15:16,149 --> 01:15:18,351 No, no, no. Come on. 1543 01:15:38,405 --> 01:15:39,472 What are they? 1544 01:15:45,110 --> 01:15:46,913 Ow. 1545 01:15:56,423 --> 01:15:57,590 I got nothing. 1546 01:15:57,624 --> 01:15:58,925 We can't give up. 1547 01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:01,695 People get lost in those woods and never come out. 1548 01:16:11,705 --> 01:16:13,306 You know what? 1549 01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:16,109 We've done our best. Let's call it a night. 1550 01:16:16,142 --> 01:16:17,844 - What? We can't do that. - But what about the boy? 1551 01:16:17,877 --> 01:16:19,646 He's just not in there. 1552 01:16:19,679 --> 01:16:22,615 We should try across town tomorrow. 1553 01:16:22,649 --> 01:16:23,683 Let's all go home. 1554 01:16:38,164 --> 01:16:41,568 That's Savannah's B-Bot. And Noah's. 1555 01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:49,542 Ron. 1556 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,817 I guess we're both literally landfill. 1557 01:17:19,239 --> 01:17:21,274 "Poop Girl" has 32 million... 1558 01:17:21,307 --> 01:17:23,543 Why is there mud on your wheels? 1559 01:17:26,246 --> 01:17:27,213 Huh? 1560 01:17:37,857 --> 01:17:40,694 No, no. You can't go back. 1561 01:17:42,228 --> 01:17:44,731 Must survive middle school. 1562 01:17:44,731 --> 01:17:46,733 No, no, Ron. They'll... 1563 01:17:46,733 --> 01:17:48,601 They'll take you forever. 1564 01:17:49,903 --> 01:17:52,372 They'll send you to the crusher. 1565 01:17:53,606 --> 01:17:54,841 Stay with me. 1566 01:17:54,874 --> 01:17:58,578 There are no friends in the woods. 1567 01:17:58,611 --> 01:17:59,679 Ron. 1568 01:18:00,714 --> 01:18:01,715 What is it? 1569 01:18:01,748 --> 01:18:03,160 Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble. 1570 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:04,840 Do you see that? Oh, my gosh! 1571 01:18:04,117 --> 01:18:05,118 Bubble Bot, Ron Bintscatsco... 1572 01:18:05,118 --> 01:18:06,286 - It's Ron. - Hey! It's him! 1573 01:18:06,319 --> 01:18:08,210 - And... And Barney! - Barney? 1574 01:18:09,122 --> 01:18:11,240 Barney! Come on! 1575 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,892 We're coming, brother. Hang on there! 1576 01:18:12,926 --> 01:18:14,227 - Barney, are you okay? - Barney! 1577 01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:15,528 It's his asthma. He can't breathe right. 1578 01:18:15,562 --> 01:18:17,864 Twelve-year-old boy. Grade two bronchospasm. 1579 01:18:19,366 --> 01:18:21,368 Why are you guys here? 1580 01:18:21,401 --> 01:18:24,137 - Friends... - Sixth birthday. 1581 01:18:24,137 --> 01:18:25,839 Sorry. 1582 01:18:25,872 --> 01:18:27,907 He thought that... I... I know... 1583 01:18:29,142 --> 01:18:31,211 I know you're not my friends. 1584 01:18:33,146 --> 01:18:37,150 Well, we're not not your friends. 1585 01:18:43,790 --> 01:18:44,891 Over here! 1586 01:18:44,924 --> 01:18:46,590 Yo, guys, he's over here. 1587 01:18:46,126 --> 01:18:47,327 Get down here. Let's go! 1588 01:18:47,327 --> 01:18:48,595 He's hurt. He needs help. 1589 01:18:48,628 --> 01:18:50,630 - Quick! It's them. Help them! - Okay, I can see them. 1590 01:18:50,663 --> 01:18:51,798 Barney! Oh, Barney! 1591 01:18:51,798 --> 01:18:53,166 Mr. Pudowski, Mr. Pudowski, he's over here. 1592 01:18:53,233 --> 01:18:54,801 Check his lungs for a pulse or something. 1593 01:18:54,868 --> 01:18:56,269 - Stand back! - Oh, my Barney. 1594 01:18:56,302 --> 01:18:57,337 All right, deep breaths. 1595 01:18:57,404 --> 01:18:58,772 Everything's okay. Dad's here. 1596 01:18:58,805 --> 01:18:59,806 Help him, please! 1597 01:18:59,839 --> 01:19:00,940 We've located the kid. 1598 01:19:00,974 --> 01:19:02,175 It's them! They're safe. 1599 01:19:02,242 --> 01:19:04,511 They found them! 1600 01:19:04,544 --> 01:19:07,147 - What's happening? - The bot saved the boy. 1601 01:19:07,180 --> 01:19:10,917 What? That evil profit-sucking thing! 1602 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:12,185 - Grab it! - I'm on it. 1603 01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:13,353 - Stand back. - Hey... Let me take him. 1604 01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:14,587 - Give me the bot. - What are you doing? 1605 01:19:14,621 --> 01:19:15,789 - Stop! You can't take him! - Leave him alone! 1606 01:19:15,822 --> 01:19:16,823 - Stop it! - It's dangerous. 1607 01:19:16,856 --> 01:19:17,957 - He's not dangerous. - No! 1608 01:19:17,991 --> 01:19:19,459 You can't take him. We won't let you! 1609 01:19:19,459 --> 01:19:21,327 That bot is Barney's best friend, dude. 1610 01:19:21,361 --> 01:19:24,970 He just saved his life! 1611 01:19:27,367 --> 01:19:29,202 - Oh, no. - The stream's trending. 1612 01:19:29,202 --> 01:19:31,438 People are calling the bot a hero! 1613 01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:34,541 Aw! 1614 01:19:34,574 --> 01:19:40,800 Brave Bubble Bot saved boy. RIP, Ron. How sad. 1615 01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:42,682 - And yet how great for sales! - What? 1616 01:19:42,716 --> 01:19:45,485 Okay. Moving on! 1617 01:19:55,495 --> 01:19:58,231 We've known Barney since we were little. 1618 01:19:58,298 --> 01:20:01,735 You were his best friend in kindergarten. 1619 01:20:01,768 --> 01:20:03,570 And you were mine. 1620 01:20:04,671 --> 01:20:06,306 It gets complicated. 1621 01:20:06,339 --> 01:20:08,508 Yeah, right. Should I friend Barney? 1622 01:20:08,575 --> 01:20:10,844 Searching for "Barney likes pranks." 1623 01:20:10,877 --> 01:20:12,112 No matches. 1624 01:20:12,145 --> 01:20:13,246 Your pranks are lame. 1625 01:20:13,246 --> 01:20:14,414 They're funny, man. 1626 01:20:14,481 --> 01:20:17,884 If I don't do funny, uh, I got nothing. 1627 01:20:17,917 --> 01:20:20,253 Since when did this stuff matter? 1628 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:25,258 Barney and Ron. It's like we used to be. 1629 01:20:25,258 --> 01:20:27,794 ♫ It pooped me ♫ 1630 01:20:34,340 --> 01:20:35,168 - Barney? Barney! - Oh, Barney! 1631 01:20:35,235 --> 01:20:39,639 Hey! Oh, Barney, I am so sorry. 1632 01:20:39,673 --> 01:20:40,874 I let you down. 1633 01:20:41,975 --> 01:20:44,544 I know I'm always overwhelmed with work. 1634 01:20:44,611 --> 01:20:47,280 But I'm your dad, okay? 1635 01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:49,149 You're like a piece of my heart 1636 01:20:49,182 --> 01:20:50,850 walking around the world, 1637 01:20:50,884 --> 01:20:53,453 and I love you so much 1638 01:20:53,453 --> 01:20:56,690 that it makes me strong enough to deal with anything. 1639 01:20:57,457 --> 01:20:59,192 Except losing touch with you. 1640 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,461 Just talk to me, Barney. 1641 01:21:01,461 --> 01:21:03,463 - I'm trying! - You're lonely? I get it. 1642 01:21:03,463 --> 01:21:05,298 - Where's Ron? - Just communicate. 1643 01:21:05,365 --> 01:21:07,000 Ow! Hey! 1644 01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,368 I've got a friend, Dad! 1645 01:21:08,435 --> 01:21:10,937 The one that saved my life, remember? 1646 01:21:10,970 --> 01:21:12,672 - Where is he? - Uh... 1647 01:21:12,706 --> 01:21:15,308 Hi. I'm Marc Wydell from Bubble. 1648 01:21:15,375 --> 01:21:17,143 Where is Ron? If you crushed him... 1649 01:21:17,177 --> 01:21:20,213 No, of course not. Barney, I invented B-Bots. 1650 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:23,283 They're my dream. Connection and friendship. 1651 01:21:23,316 --> 01:21:26,453 But it's not working. 1652 01:21:26,486 --> 01:21:29,489 Except you and Ron. I fixed him. 1653 01:21:29,489 --> 01:21:31,758 - I wanna understand. - What's up, Barney? 1654 01:21:31,758 --> 01:21:33,226 Ron! You're okay! 1655 01:21:33,226 --> 01:21:34,828 What's that? 1656 01:21:34,861 --> 01:21:37,970 The new number one on the high-five charts. 1657 01:21:37,130 --> 01:21:38,598 I now know all 100. 1658 01:21:38,598 --> 01:21:40,834 - Are you okay? - Doing great, buddy! 1659 01:21:40,867 --> 01:21:44,700 Let's go home and check out your awesome rock collection. 1660 01:21:44,104 --> 01:21:45,905 No. You like electricity. 1661 01:21:45,939 --> 01:21:47,240 I do if you do. 1662 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:49,776 Wait. This isn't Ron. What did you do to him? 1663 01:21:49,843 --> 01:21:51,478 His code was unstable. 1664 01:21:51,511 --> 01:21:53,213 So I re-installed the algorithm... 1665 01:21:53,246 --> 01:21:54,781 He fixed me. Selfie? 1666 01:21:55,849 --> 01:21:57,417 - Old women. Not trending. - Bah. 1667 01:21:57,417 --> 01:21:58,952 Widowed dads, downer! 1668 01:21:58,985 --> 01:22:01,354 - Hey. - Enhance and post! 1669 01:22:01,421 --> 01:22:03,356 Un-fix him. It's not him! 1670 01:22:03,423 --> 01:22:05,258 N... No. It... It's okay. 1671 01:22:05,258 --> 01:22:06,626 I backed up Ron to the cloud. 1672 01:22:06,626 --> 01:22:10,230 I'll just log in and I'll find the old... Huh? 1673 01:22:10,263 --> 01:22:13,266 They can't lock me out. I'm the CEO of Bubble. 1674 01:22:13,266 --> 01:22:15,168 As the new CEO of Bubble, 1675 01:22:15,201 --> 01:22:16,936 it's my sad duty to announce 1676 01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:19,239 that the shareholders have wisely agreed 1677 01:22:19,272 --> 01:22:20,874 to fire Marc Wydell. 1678 01:22:20,907 --> 01:22:24,770 Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! 1679 01:22:24,110 --> 01:22:25,145 - What? - Argh. 1680 01:22:25,178 --> 01:22:26,279 Barney! 1681 01:22:26,346 --> 01:22:28,181 He's in the cloud. That's what you said, right? 1682 01:22:28,214 --> 01:22:30,283 - Well... - So take me there. 1683 01:22:30,283 --> 01:22:31,618 - I'm sorry? - You heard my son. 1684 01:22:31,651 --> 01:22:34,254 He needs to get to the cloud thing. 1685 01:22:34,287 --> 01:22:36,456 And I'm going with him! Uh... 1686 01:22:36,523 --> 01:22:39,159 Barney, the cloud is in a concrete fortress 1687 01:22:39,192 --> 01:22:40,660 half a mile below Bubble. 1688 01:22:40,660 --> 01:22:44,300 There are two million servers with a zettabyte of data. 1689 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:45,732 How would you find Ron? 1690 01:22:48,101 --> 01:22:50,270 He's my friend. 1691 01:22:50,303 --> 01:22:54,174 So take me there and get me in! 1692 01:22:54,207 --> 01:22:55,475 Yeah! Go get 1693 01:22:55,475 --> 01:22:57,544 - that psycho robot, dude! - Go! Go, Barney! 1694 01:22:57,577 --> 01:23:01,281 Okay, Bubble booble. Let's go get Ron. 1695 01:23:06,419 --> 01:23:09,255 Okay. To get Barney down into the cloud, 1696 01:23:09,289 --> 01:23:10,857 we'll have to break in past security 1697 01:23:10,890 --> 01:23:13,860 and get right to the heart of Bubble HQ. 1698 01:23:13,893 --> 01:23:15,662 Tomorrow afternoon, all the workers 1699 01:23:15,695 --> 01:23:17,997 will be watching Andrew in the launchitorium. 1700 01:23:18,310 --> 01:23:19,990 That's our chance. 1701 01:23:19,132 --> 01:23:21,334 All staff to the launchitorium. 1702 01:23:21,401 --> 01:23:23,503 All staff to the launchitorium. 1703 01:23:23,570 --> 01:23:27,240 Please welcome your new CEO, Andrew! 1704 01:23:29,442 --> 01:23:31,344 Yes, yes, yes! 1705 01:23:31,411 --> 01:23:32,579 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 1706 01:23:32,612 --> 01:23:35,348 Yes! Ha-ha! Love it! 1707 01:23:40,860 --> 01:23:41,421 - Hi. - Hi there! 1708 01:23:41,421 --> 01:23:42,689 How can Bubble help you? 1709 01:23:42,722 --> 01:23:45,358 - Cleaner! - Uh, ma'am, you can't just... 1710 01:23:45,425 --> 01:23:46,626 - Sir? - Ma'am? 1711 01:23:46,693 --> 01:23:48,328 Yeah. Can you take a look at this, please? 1712 01:23:48,328 --> 01:23:49,729 It just keeps crashing on me. 1713 01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:52,799 And there's a smell of burning when I hit the space bar. 1714 01:23:52,799 --> 01:23:56,236 Sir, this isn't a Bubble Store. This is HQ. 1715 01:23:56,269 --> 01:23:57,604 Oh. Uh... 1716 01:23:57,637 --> 01:24:00,730 Oh! I just put Bubble in my GPS. 1717 01:24:00,106 --> 01:24:02,375 I wondered why it was a 19-hour drive. 1718 01:24:02,442 --> 01:24:04,210 Can you look at it anyway? 1719 01:24:05,345 --> 01:24:07,213 Oh, silly me. 1720 01:24:07,247 --> 01:24:08,648 Again, please. 1721 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:11,451 Oh! Ooh. 1722 01:24:11,451 --> 01:24:14,540 Hang... Might be... Ooh. 1723 01:24:19,626 --> 01:24:21,394 Pat down? 1724 01:24:21,461 --> 01:24:24,330 So, workers, colleagues, shareholders. 1725 01:24:24,364 --> 01:24:27,330 Hi, shareholders. Love ya. 1726 01:24:27,670 --> 01:24:31,137 Bubble's had a few minor problems lately, right? 1727 01:24:32,172 --> 01:24:35,642 Oof! Yeah. But here's the good news. 1728 01:24:35,675 --> 01:24:40,146 There's nothing wrong with our B-Bots. It's kids. 1729 01:24:40,180 --> 01:24:41,748 Kids are the problem. 1730 01:24:41,748 --> 01:24:44,117 You give a child an hour of screen time, 1731 01:24:44,150 --> 01:24:45,418 you get peace and quiet. 1732 01:24:45,485 --> 01:24:48,540 You have his friends around, all hell breaks loose! 1733 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:49,255 Am I right, kids? 1734 01:24:49,289 --> 01:24:50,924 Stick to your screens. 1735 01:24:50,957 --> 01:24:54,661 Today, your best friend out of the box becomes... 1736 01:24:54,661 --> 01:24:57,430 The only friend you'll ever need! 1737 01:24:57,497 --> 01:24:58,932 Just log in, sir. 1738 01:24:58,965 --> 01:24:59,966 Okay. 1739 01:25:04,604 --> 01:25:05,972 Huh? 1740 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,541 See? That's what it did at my house. 1741 01:25:09,876 --> 01:25:11,111 All good. 1742 01:25:11,144 --> 01:25:12,445 What happened? 1743 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,515 Come on! 1744 01:25:20,860 --> 01:25:22,155 Okay. Everybody out. 1745 01:25:22,622 --> 01:25:24,157 This goats smells. 1746 01:25:24,190 --> 01:25:25,625 Okay. This way. 1747 01:25:28,328 --> 01:25:30,630 Server room. Fingerprint recognition. 1748 01:25:30,697 --> 01:25:32,432 Uh... 1749 01:25:33,433 --> 01:25:34,634 I fix it. 1750 01:25:37,704 --> 01:25:40,240 Lights, sprinklers, air-con, security doors. 1751 01:25:40,273 --> 01:25:41,808 Eat it all, Martina! 1752 01:25:42,742 --> 01:25:45,178 What? Uh... 1753 01:25:47,470 --> 01:25:48,448 What the...? 1754 01:25:52,452 --> 01:25:54,888 - Okay. - You guys go that way. 1755 01:26:00,593 --> 01:26:03,290 Good to see you, buddy. 1756 01:26:03,630 --> 01:26:04,364 What is going on? 1757 01:26:04,397 --> 01:26:06,320 Uh, there's a guy in reception. 1758 01:26:06,660 --> 01:26:08,768 - What? - It's his laptop. 1759 01:26:08,835 --> 01:26:13,740 "Pudowski Novelty Exports"? Pudowski! That kid! 1760 01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:16,109 Uh, Andrew. He's in the building. 1761 01:26:16,142 --> 01:26:17,210 What? 1762 01:26:17,243 --> 01:26:19,412 Hey, yeah. I think he went down that way. 1763 01:26:19,446 --> 01:26:20,780 Down here! 1764 01:26:21,748 --> 01:26:23,883 Huh? They were right here. 1765 01:26:23,917 --> 01:26:25,685 That is weird. 1766 01:26:26,986 --> 01:26:27,987 Okay. 1767 01:26:28,210 --> 01:26:30,900 Barney, slide along to the central shaft. 1768 01:26:30,123 --> 01:26:32,926 The data cables inside lead to down to the cloud. 1769 01:26:32,959 --> 01:26:35,528 We'll cover security and, uh, stuff. 1770 01:26:35,595 --> 01:26:37,864 - Good luck, Momscke. - Okay. 1771 01:26:42,869 --> 01:26:43,903 Okay. 1772 01:26:45,772 --> 01:26:47,707 Of course they're in the corridors. 1773 01:26:47,774 --> 01:26:49,876 They didn't just vanish! 1774 01:26:52,612 --> 01:26:54,147 Just go down here. 1775 01:26:57,450 --> 01:26:58,651 Whoa. 1776 01:26:59,152 --> 01:27:00,320 Okay. 1777 01:27:12,665 --> 01:27:14,267 He never mentioned that. 1778 01:27:16,503 --> 01:27:18,138 What are you doing? 1779 01:27:18,171 --> 01:27:19,539 Uh... Uh... 1780 01:27:20,340 --> 01:27:21,474 Uh... 1781 01:27:21,508 --> 01:27:25,211 I... You have problem with women in workplace? 1782 01:27:25,245 --> 01:27:26,279 I never said that. 1783 01:27:26,312 --> 01:27:27,447 You want to squeeze my knee? 1784 01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:28,648 What? 1785 01:27:28,648 --> 01:27:31,718 Andrew, we found this goat in the electrics. 1786 01:27:31,751 --> 01:27:34,387 Who are you people? An improv troupe? 1787 01:28:06,353 --> 01:28:07,721 Ron! 1788 01:28:09,923 --> 01:28:10,924 Ron! 1789 01:28:12,592 --> 01:28:15,295 Where is your snotty little brat? 1790 01:28:15,328 --> 01:28:16,896 He's looking for his friend. 1791 01:28:16,930 --> 01:28:19,499 Friend? Friend? 1792 01:28:19,532 --> 01:28:21,801 Hey, are you my friend? 1793 01:28:23,503 --> 01:28:24,571 Sure, Andrew. 1794 01:28:24,604 --> 01:28:26,840 They're just code. A trick. 1795 01:28:26,873 --> 01:28:27,674 What? 1796 01:28:27,707 --> 01:28:29,676 Data-harvesting units controlled by us. 1797 01:28:29,709 --> 01:28:31,611 Designed to give kids a consumer experience 1798 01:28:31,644 --> 01:28:35,810 featuring products and services tailored to their browsing profile. 1799 01:28:35,115 --> 01:28:37,617 The B-Bots know everything about them. 1800 01:28:37,650 --> 01:28:40,253 So we can sell them stuff. 1801 01:28:40,286 --> 01:28:42,880 You're spying on kids? 1802 01:28:42,122 --> 01:28:43,857 I hate kids. 1803 01:28:43,890 --> 01:28:47,394 Uh, Andrew. There's someone inside the cloud. 1804 01:28:47,427 --> 01:28:49,863 What? It's him, isn't it? 1805 01:28:49,896 --> 01:28:51,970 - Power down the cloud. - No! 1806 01:28:51,131 --> 01:28:53,266 - No. - And send in security. 1807 01:29:01,374 --> 01:29:03,430 Ron! 1808 01:29:06,479 --> 01:29:08,281 Are you even here? 1809 01:29:16,756 --> 01:29:19,426 Oh, no. Where are you? Barney Pudowski. 1810 01:29:19,459 --> 01:29:21,294 Um, seventh grade. 1811 01:29:22,429 --> 01:29:24,130 Nonsuch Middle School. 1812 01:29:29,569 --> 01:29:30,937 Uh... What is this? 1813 01:29:32,380 --> 01:29:33,940 Powering down. 1814 01:29:33,973 --> 01:29:35,875 - What's happening? - System at 10%. 1815 01:29:35,909 --> 01:29:38,445 - No. No, no, no. - 5%. 1816 01:29:39,579 --> 01:29:40,780 2%. 1817 01:29:41,147 --> 01:29:42,182 No! 1818 01:29:47,687 --> 01:29:50,323 Ron, I'll never find you. 1819 01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:52,992 And you'll never find me. 1820 01:29:55,362 --> 01:29:56,963 Find me. 1821 01:29:58,365 --> 01:29:59,966 Find me! 1822 01:30:05,405 --> 01:30:06,706 Please. 1823 01:30:21,221 --> 01:30:23,390 Ron, I'm coming! 1824 01:30:35,668 --> 01:30:36,770 Ron! 1825 01:30:36,803 --> 01:30:38,338 Come on, come on! 1826 01:30:39,472 --> 01:30:40,473 Yes! I'm in. 1827 01:30:41,741 --> 01:30:43,743 Barney! He made it. 1828 01:30:43,743 --> 01:30:46,513 I found you! I did it! I found you! 1829 01:30:46,546 --> 01:30:48,415 Uh, desk, desk. 1830 01:30:49,749 --> 01:30:51,451 Oh! Okay. Uh... 1831 01:30:53,186 --> 01:30:54,487 Here we go. 1832 01:31:03,897 --> 01:31:06,332 Hi, Absalom? 1833 01:31:06,366 --> 01:31:08,301 Ron, it's you! 1834 01:31:10,770 --> 01:31:13,573 Now I know what's wrong with him. 1835 01:31:13,606 --> 01:31:16,509 Ron never had my algorithm. 1836 01:31:18,178 --> 01:31:19,579 Whoa! 1837 01:31:19,612 --> 01:31:21,481 That's his code? 1838 01:31:21,514 --> 01:31:23,917 It's beautiful. Like... 1839 01:31:24,751 --> 01:31:25,952 Alive. 1840 01:31:31,224 --> 01:31:33,326 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 1841 01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:34,994 Hey, Ron. They turned you into electricity... 1842 01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:35,995 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 1843 01:31:36,290 --> 01:31:36,730 ...and then put you inside a rock. 1844 01:31:36,763 --> 01:31:38,131 Electricity is best. 1845 01:31:38,164 --> 01:31:40,233 - You are so annoying! - Whoa, whoa... 1846 01:31:40,266 --> 01:31:42,680 Please slap my hand to show we are bonding. 1847 01:31:42,102 --> 01:31:44,771 I am within six feet. 1848 01:31:44,804 --> 01:31:46,373 Okay. Then just stay that way, all right? 1849 01:31:46,406 --> 01:31:49,342 'Cause we gotta get out of here! Come on, Ron. 1850 01:31:49,376 --> 01:31:50,410 Ron? 1851 01:31:51,411 --> 01:31:52,679 Ron? 1852 01:31:52,712 --> 01:31:54,381 Not, not your friends. 1853 01:31:55,715 --> 01:31:57,317 I know. I... 1854 01:31:57,350 --> 01:31:59,586 They are not having fun. 1855 01:32:22,976 --> 01:32:24,744 It's weird. 1856 01:32:24,778 --> 01:32:28,415 I used to think that I was the lonely one. 1857 01:32:28,448 --> 01:32:30,784 They need to upgrade to a Ron. 1858 01:32:30,817 --> 01:32:33,253 I am for making friends. 1859 01:32:33,286 --> 01:32:36,423 What? You mean, for real? 1860 01:32:36,456 --> 01:32:38,958 Uh, upgrade them so they'd all be like you? 1861 01:32:38,992 --> 01:32:40,694 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 1862 01:32:40,727 --> 01:32:43,596 Two hundred and twenty-five million Rons out there! 1863 01:32:43,630 --> 01:32:44,964 Please connect me. 1864 01:32:44,998 --> 01:32:47,867 It would be insane! I mean, amazing, but... 1865 01:32:47,901 --> 01:32:49,436 It will be fun. 1866 01:32:49,469 --> 01:32:50,503 Huh. 1867 01:32:50,537 --> 01:32:54,174 We're right here. In the middle of the network. 1868 01:32:54,207 --> 01:32:56,776 Maybe we could really do this. 1869 01:32:56,810 --> 01:32:59,446 It's our one chance. Now or never. 1870 01:33:01,681 --> 01:33:03,249 - Systems are down. - It won't open! 1871 01:33:03,283 --> 01:33:06,353 Uh... Come on, Barney. What are they doing? 1872 01:33:06,386 --> 01:33:09,289 "Upgrade all B-Bots to be like Ron." 1873 01:33:09,322 --> 01:33:13,660 Ron's code! Of course. His code is the fix to mine! 1874 01:33:13,727 --> 01:33:15,495 I can help them. 1875 01:33:15,528 --> 01:33:18,932 Marc? He's helping us. This is how we do it. 1876 01:33:18,965 --> 01:33:20,734 - Yes! - Come on, kid, open up! 1877 01:33:20,767 --> 01:33:21,801 Okay, what do I do? 1878 01:33:21,835 --> 01:33:24,137 Um, reboot... Wait! 1879 01:33:24,170 --> 01:33:26,473 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 1880 01:33:26,506 --> 01:33:28,108 Oh! Finally, buddy. 1881 01:33:28,141 --> 01:33:31,678 Okay. Hold on tight, guys. You're all getting a Ron! 1882 01:33:37,250 --> 01:33:39,586 Ron. Wait, where are you going? 1883 01:33:39,619 --> 01:33:41,321 Into the network. 1884 01:33:41,354 --> 01:33:42,322 No. No way. 1885 01:33:42,389 --> 01:33:44,691 You just copy your code and send that. 1886 01:33:44,758 --> 01:33:46,326 The settings have not been uploaded. 1887 01:33:46,393 --> 01:33:48,495 No, no, no. His code is fragmenting. 1888 01:33:48,528 --> 01:33:50,630 He'll disappear! No! 1889 01:33:55,435 --> 01:33:57,670 We'll just have to go. Forget it. 1890 01:33:57,704 --> 01:33:59,606 Come on. I'm not leaving you behind. 1891 01:33:59,639 --> 01:34:01,740 Barney. 1892 01:34:01,740 --> 01:34:03,777 I am for making friends. 1893 01:34:03,810 --> 01:34:05,512 What? 1894 01:34:05,545 --> 01:34:06,780 No. You're coming with me. 1895 01:34:06,813 --> 01:34:09,282 How to be a friend. 1896 01:34:10,850 --> 01:34:11,918 You taught me. 1897 01:34:16,990 --> 01:34:20,593 No. Stay with me. Remember? 1898 01:34:21,728 --> 01:34:23,730 Stay friends. 1899 01:34:24,464 --> 01:34:25,832 We can fix it. 1900 01:34:25,865 --> 01:34:27,500 You and me. 1901 01:34:30,370 --> 01:34:31,571 Now or never. 1902 01:34:39,612 --> 01:34:40,547 I guess we'll... 1903 01:34:40,580 --> 01:34:43,116 we'll swap them all for a good one. 1904 01:34:44,751 --> 01:34:46,486 The best one. 1905 01:34:48,755 --> 01:34:52,525 Go, Ron. You don't have to stay within six feet. 1906 01:34:52,559 --> 01:34:55,280 Go. Be everywhere. 1907 01:34:55,950 --> 01:34:57,364 Adios, Absalom. 1908 01:34:59,632 --> 01:35:01,468 Arrivederci, Ron Bintscatsco. 1909 01:35:45,780 --> 01:35:46,846 - Come on. What is that? - What's happening? 1910 01:35:50,884 --> 01:35:52,185 Whoo-hoo! 1911 01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:00,293 Hi. 1912 01:36:00,727 --> 01:36:01,728 Uh... 1913 01:36:02,862 --> 01:36:05,198 I, uh, took a wrong turn. 1914 01:36:06,990 --> 01:36:07,667 Oh. Uh... 1915 01:36:08,101 --> 01:36:09,202 Right. 1916 01:36:09,202 --> 01:36:10,937 This way, please. 1917 01:36:13,707 --> 01:36:14,741 We got him. 1918 01:36:14,741 --> 01:36:16,743 Finally. Job done. 1919 01:36:19,379 --> 01:36:21,381 Uh, the cameras. 1920 01:36:22,115 --> 01:36:23,750 Barney! Hey! There he is! 1921 01:36:23,817 --> 01:36:25,850 Oh, Barney! 1922 01:36:25,118 --> 01:36:26,920 Move it along. Everybody outta here. 1923 01:36:26,953 --> 01:36:27,954 Did you...? 1924 01:36:27,987 --> 01:36:29,222 I'm gonna tell you everything, Dad. 1925 01:36:29,222 --> 01:36:30,757 On the way home. 1926 01:36:30,824 --> 01:36:33,360 Okay. Great. 1927 01:36:35,995 --> 01:36:39,132 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Etcetera. 1928 01:36:39,833 --> 01:36:41,768 Sorry. Just, um... Uh... 1929 01:36:41,835 --> 01:36:43,470 Where were we? 1930 01:36:46,206 --> 01:36:48,508 A trick! Data harvesting units controlled by us. 1931 01:36:48,575 --> 01:36:52,679 So we can sell them stuff. I hate kids! 1932 01:36:57,150 --> 01:37:02,322 You know, I've loved my time as Bubble CEO, 1933 01:37:02,355 --> 01:37:04,624 and I wanna thank you all for your support 1934 01:37:04,657 --> 01:37:07,861 over the last 32 historic hours. 1935 01:37:07,894 --> 01:37:12,766 But I need to go now to spend more time with my... 1936 01:37:12,799 --> 01:37:14,167 contacts. 1937 01:37:14,167 --> 01:37:16,870 So, please welcome back 1938 01:37:16,903 --> 01:37:19,172 Marc Wydell. 1939 01:37:21,675 --> 01:37:24,978 Marc! Marc! Marc! 1940 01:37:28,515 --> 01:37:32,652 Welcome to the future of friendship. 1941 01:37:45,799 --> 01:37:47,834 - See you later. - Here we go again. 1942 01:37:47,867 --> 01:37:48,868 It's gonna get weird. 1943 01:37:48,902 --> 01:37:50,937 - That way is good. - This way is good. 1944 01:37:52,806 --> 01:37:55,575 Hey! What happened to staying within six feet? 1945 01:37:55,642 --> 01:37:58,845 Guys, where's my troll bot? Wait... 1946 01:37:59,579 --> 01:38:00,480 I get to choose. 1947 01:38:02,148 --> 01:38:04,150 K-pop? Are you kidding me? 1948 01:38:04,184 --> 01:38:07,187 Three months it's been like this. Come back. 1949 01:38:07,220 --> 01:38:08,688 Come on, dude. 1950 01:38:10,323 --> 01:38:12,325 So, here I am again. 1951 01:38:12,325 --> 01:38:16,229 Eighteen minutes of recess fun. 1952 01:38:16,296 --> 01:38:18,832 Thanks, Ron. You fixed me. 1953 01:38:18,865 --> 01:38:20,467 And everyone else. 1954 01:38:20,500 --> 01:38:21,768 Hey! We don't know them. 1955 01:38:21,835 --> 01:38:24,170 I get to choose your friends. And I choose everyone! 1956 01:38:24,204 --> 01:38:26,339 Friend request. Friend request. 1957 01:38:27,207 --> 01:38:29,109 - Hey. - Friend request. 1958 01:38:29,142 --> 01:38:32,120 You've changed the world, Barney Pudowski. 1959 01:38:32,450 --> 01:38:33,346 How cool is that? 1960 01:38:33,413 --> 01:38:35,782 - Friend request. - Friend request. 1961 01:38:36,950 --> 01:38:38,251 Not just me. 1962 01:38:39,219 --> 01:38:40,487 Hey! Oh, my gosh! 1963 01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:42,789 Aren't you that girl that got... You know. 1964 01:38:43,857 --> 01:38:45,225 Video not found. 1965 01:38:45,258 --> 01:38:46,526 Oh. My bad. 1966 01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:48,495 Thanks. 1967 01:38:48,528 --> 01:38:49,629 Come on. 1968 01:38:50,263 --> 01:38:51,431 - Hi, Barney! - Hey! 1969 01:38:51,431 --> 01:38:52,532 My bot does that every time. 1970 01:38:52,532 --> 01:38:53,633 - Hey there. - Hi. 1971 01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:54,901 - It's so weird. - Hi. 1972 01:38:54,934 --> 01:38:57,537 - He's, like, king of the bots. - They love Pudowski. 1973 01:38:57,604 --> 01:39:00,940 Barn, you have got to get back in that Bubble cloud place. 1974 01:39:02,750 --> 01:39:04,177 And get this bot to stop making up its own game rules. 1975 01:39:04,210 --> 01:39:06,146 Free upgrades for everyone! 1976 01:39:06,179 --> 01:39:08,348 How am I ever gonna win? 1977 01:39:08,381 --> 01:39:10,283 Dude! We gotta tell 'em! 1978 01:39:10,350 --> 01:39:13,653 You pranked a global freakin' tech giant, man! 1979 01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:16,156 Please let me stream the reveal, bro, please? 1980 01:39:16,189 --> 01:39:18,658 Take it from me, Rich. Fame is overrated. 1981 01:39:18,658 --> 01:39:20,160 Look what I brought. 1982 01:39:20,193 --> 01:39:21,895 - I'll take one. - One for everyone. 1983 01:39:21,928 --> 01:39:23,730 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1984 01:39:23,797 --> 01:39:26,266 Barney! Hey! You see? 1985 01:39:26,299 --> 01:39:28,735 I told you my bench would work! 1986 01:39:28,735 --> 01:39:30,804 Oh! 1987 01:39:30,837 --> 01:39:32,972 Yeah. It's great. 1988 01:39:34,140 --> 01:39:36,643 Mmm. Is all your gran's food this good? 1989 01:39:36,676 --> 01:39:39,479 Come... Come over sometime. Hang out. 1990 01:39:39,546 --> 01:39:41,581 I know you're dying to see my rock collection. 1991 01:39:41,648 --> 01:39:43,850 Will she set us on fire again? 1992 01:39:43,883 --> 01:39:44,984 - Hope so. - That was so fun! 1993 01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,586 But you're gonna have to talk to that goat, 1994 01:39:46,653 --> 01:39:48,955 because I do not want any more of my jewelry 1995 01:39:48,988 --> 01:39:50,156 going through its intestines. 1996 01:40:08,575 --> 01:40:10,410 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫