[growling]
Great work, everybody.
And now, let's see who this bank-robbing clown really is.
-[Scooby-Doo] Daphne, wait. -[camera shutter clicks]
Yeah. Like, Scoob and I got to take some pics.
Yeah, yeah. Pictures. [laughs]
-Say, "Cheese!" -Cheese.
[camera shutter clicking]
[Clown growling]
I thought you guys weren't afraid of clowns.
And selfies.
We're getting help.
Like self-help help, in fact.
It's like a book on tape.
[automated voice speaking] Being scared is for chickens.
Are you a chicken?
[both] No. We are not chickens.
I'm a dog.
[automated voice speaking] Then face your fears.
Do something you're afraid of every single day.
So, like, that's what we were doing.
We were doing something we're afraid of
by taking a selfie with that scary clown. [chuckles nervously]
And nothing is scarier than a scary clown.
Well, that's great, guys.
How's it working out?
Man, we don't really know.
Yeah, we just started.
Uh... [clears throat] Ahem.
Sorry about that. Let's get back to it.
So now let's see who this bank-robbing clown really is.
[all] The bank manager, Mr. McGill?
It all makes perfect sense.
You see, Mr. McGill only took the job as bank manager
so that he could pull off the bank heist of the century.
Huh?
[music playing]
[muffled] And he orchestrated the installation
of a new vault for just that reason.
So not only did he have the combination...
[music playing]
[Velma babbling]
Huh?
[music playing]
[grunting]
[Velma babbling]
[babbling] Scooby-Doo...
[whining]
-[music playing] -[yelping softly]
[yelping]
Dude! Scooby-Doo just ran off.
Like, we got to go after him, man. Come on!
-[Daphne and Velma gasp] -[Fred] What? He just ran off?
Jeepers! Why?
Like, I have no idea.
We'd better find out.
[whimpers] Yeah. Yeah, gang. Come on, let's go! Let's go!
I am so, so sorry not to finish this properly.
It's a bit of a family emergency. You understand.
Absolutely. Good luck.
[clown mask honks]
[Fred] Ahem.
Oh, right. Sorry, Fred.
Ahem?
Oh, right. Sorry, Fred.
That's better. Safety first.
[chuckles] Looks like I'm rich! Rich!
[cackling]
Scooby-Doo!
Scooby-Doo! Where are you?
It's okay, Shaggy, don't worry.
Look, I know exactly where he is.
Ever since we installed that tracking chip
in Scooby-Doo's collar, we can't lose him. See?
Yes.
Velma Dinkley, man, you are all kinds of genius.
Step on it, Fred. We got to catch up with Scooby.
He could be anywhere.
[wolf howling]
-[Scooby-Doo howling] -[crow cawing]
[whimpering]
Oh.
Where am I?
[banjo strumming]
[gulps]
[Courage whining]
-[music playing] -[howls]
[yelping]
[howling loudly]
Hush it! I can't hear the dang TV.
[Eustace mumbling]
[inaudible]
[mumbling]
[mimicking sound]
Uh-huh, okay, I see.
But what do you think about this?
-Oooga-booga-booga! -[screaming]
[cackling] Finally, a little peace and quiet.
[mumbling nervously]
[music playing]
[whimpering]
[sniffing]
[whimpering]
[both yelp]
[both yelping]
-Oh. -Phew.
[both sniffing]
-Ooh. -You're a dog.
-Uh-huh. -Me, too.
Ooh.
You hear that weird sound?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Did it go like this?
[mimicking sound]
Uh-huh, uh-huh!
And did it make you dance?
[grunting]
Uh, uh-huh! [mumbling]
Me, too.
[both laughing]
-[rumbling] -[both yelp]
[babbles fearfully]
[cicada hisses]
[both scream]
[whimpers] Oh!
[upbeat music playing]
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ When I was a little pup ♪
♪ Atop of my old Grandpappy's knee ♪
♪ He taught me having courage ♪
♪ Was a choice to make But only by me ♪
♪ But young or old ♪
♪ Fortune favors the bold ♪
♪ He'd say, "You wanna win? You gotta play ♪
♪ You wanna win? You gotta play ♪
♪ If you wanna win ♪
♪ You gotta play The game of life" ♪
♪ You gotta play The game of life ♪
♪ Spin the wheel Or spin your wheels ♪
♪ A game as old As Adam and Eve ♪
♪ Life can be a cherry or a pit If you refuse to believe ♪
♪ It's for you to choose ♪
♪ If you win or if you lose ♪
♪ But if you wanna win You gotta play ♪
♪ If you wanna win Seize the day ♪
♪ If you wanna win ♪
♪ You gotta play The game of life ♪
♪ If you wanna win You gotta play ♪
♪ If you wanna win ♪
♪ You gotta play The game of life ♪
[both screaming]
[hissing]
Huh?
[both screaming]
[horn honking]
[both scream]
Huh?
It's my friends.
Oh! Hello.
[cicada hisses]
Ew.
Whoa, nice one, Daph.
That had to be 500 yards, at least.
Thanks, Freddy. I've been working on my swing,
and it's a win-win.
I get to practice and I hate bugs.
They're cicadas in their pre-molted exoskeletal form.
But they're huge.
Huh. I've never seen them grow that size.
Fascinating.
And there's some kind of green slime.
Hey, Scooby-Doo, old buddy, What was that about?
You had me, like, totally terrified, and worried,
and panicked, and freaked out and everything!
-Sorry, Shaggy, I heard a sound. -Mm-hmm
-Hmm, it stopped. -[Courage whines]
-Uh-huh, uh-huh. -[door opens]
Courage, there you are.
Oh, and you made some new friends.
How nice.
Sweetie, why don't you invite all your new friends inside?
I'm making my special Scottish dream cookies
-with extra, extra, extra butter. -[both exclaiming]
Like, dude, that sounds extra, extra, extra good to me.
Yeah. Extra, extra, extra delicious.
[all giggle]
Come on!
[cicada growling]
Look, we're having guests, Eustace.
Isn't that exciting?
Dang it, Muriel, you're blocking my stories.
Now entertain our guests, dear, while I go put the kettle on.
-[all] Hi, hello. -[Scooby-Doo chuckles]
[Eustace mumbling] Stupid guests.
[sighs]
Come on! Come on!
Stupid, meddling kids.
Oh, it's always so nice when my Courage brings home new friends.
Such a treat.
[all chomping]
[exclaiming]
[exclaiming] I love cookies!
Oh!
[water bubbling]
Hmm. Courage, I think the sink's clogged again.
He has such wonderfully small paws.
So, I take it you're a traveling band of tinkers, then.
Um, not quite.
Although we have been known
-to tinker around with a mystery or two. -[both exclaim]
[chuckles] See what I did there.
Ha-ha, nice one, Daph.
Nice work. Cookie?
[hairball squirming]
We actually drive all over the place solving mysteries.
In a van.
Oh, I do so like your caravan.
Thanks. I just had it re-decaled.
I wasn't sure at first, but then, in the end
-I went with the flowers. -[snarls]
[roaring]
[both screaming]
So, you're professional riddle solvers, then.
Mystery solvers, we solve mysteries.
-[both yelp] -[Velma] Guys in rubber masks.
-[Fred] Land grabs, bank heists. -[Daphne] That kinda thing.
You know the deal.
-How nice. -[Courage straining]
[Muriel] I love riddles.
Do you know this one?
-[straining] -[Muriel] What can travel around the world
while staying in a corner?
[growling]
Hmm. Uh...
A stamp. [giggles]
-Get it? A postage stamp. -[both grunting]
[Muriel] Always in the corner of the envelope,
-traveling all over. [giggling] -[both panting]
I can't believe I didn't get that.
[Muriel] Oh, don't worry, dear.
I'm sure you're much smarter than that silly old riddle.
I have loads more if you want.
Like, dude. Man, these Scottish dream cookies
are really, really, like, extra dreamy, man.
Yeah, Shaggy, deliciously dreamy.
I'm so glad you boys like them.
[whimpering]
I've got loads more of those, too, if you're still hungry.
Thanks, we're always hungry.
And we love the words "loads more,"
especially when it comes to food. Right, Scoob?
[both giggling]
Yeah, yeah, food. [laughs]
[babbling nervously]
Like, dude, what's wrong, little pink guy?
[yelling gibberish]
You okay, Courage?
[yelling gibberish]
[snarling]
Zoinks! Get it off!
-[both yelping] -Like, dude, get it off! Help! Help!
Like, dude, It's one of those crazy monster cicada things on my back!
It's just a wee bug, dear.
Don't fret, I'll get it.
-[Shaggy whimpering] -Hold still, dear.
Oh, my.
[cicada chittering]
Daphne, be a dear and open the back door.
[whimpering]
[cicada shrieking]
I've never seen cicadas that big before.
Maybe it's a new species.
Do you think it has anything to do with that strange vibration
that Scooby and Courage were hearing?
It could be.
There's definitely something strange going on here.
And Scooby and Courage might be picking up sounds that our human ears can't hear.
Oh, my! Sounds so interesting.
How would you know, dear?
Well, we humans hear in a range roughly from 31 hertz to 19 kilohertz.
Whereas dogs hear in a range from 44 hertz to 64 kilohertz.
So if I adjust my tablet to pick up any higher levels of sound vibration,
we might be able to see what they're actually hearing.
Oh, goodness. The things you say.
Better than my silly old riddles.
Aren't you the smart one.
Here, have a cookie.
Oh, okay. Thanks. [chuckles]
Like, dude, I'm not feeling so hot.
[whimpers] Maybe I should just go sit down.
Shaggy, dear,
go in and watch a bit of telly to relax.
Like, okay, Muriel.
Good idea.
-Uh, telly? -Uh-huh.
[Shaggy whimpering softly]
Aw, it's okay, Shaggy.
[Courage howling sympathetically]
Like, maybe we should work on our
Being Afraid Is For Chickens self-help book.
It might help, man.
I mean, like, it does have the word "help" in the title.
[chuckles softly]
-Good idea. -Huh?
It helps us to not be so afraid all the time.
Oh!
[automated voice speaking] It's important to find friends
that understand you.
Friends that can share their fear feelings.
Talking is sharing. And sharing is caring.
-Do you have such friends? -[all] Uh-huh.
Have one or all of you been afraid at one time or another?
[all] Uh-huh.
Really afraid?
[all] Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Really, really, really afraid?
[all] Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
-Then share those feelings. -[all shivering]
Talk about what scares you the most.
Your deepest, darkest fears.
Like, dudes, where to start? I got so many. [chuckles]
-Yeah, me, too. -Me, too.
Uh, you go first, Shaggy.
Oh, okay, Scoob.
Like, I'm really afraid of big, scary monsters.
Especially ones that look like spiders. Yikes!
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Spiders! Yuck!
I'm scared of space aliens.
Oh, right, Scoob. Space aliens are the worst!
Especially ones that wanna eat you.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Space aliens!
[yelps in fear]
Your turn, Courage.
[Courage babbling and mimicking sounds]
Like, I totally don't understand
a word you're saying, little pink dude,
but I am feeling your fear.
Yeah, yeah, totally feeling it.
Nice job, little Courage guy.
[grumbling] Oh! Stupid dogs and shaggy-haired fella.
So annoying!
-[knock at door] -What now?
[knocking]
Why, aren't you going to get the door, Eustace?
-Nope. -Uh, I'll get it.
[crickets chirping]
It's an invitation.
[Daphne reading]
"Pets welcome."
Pets? Who are they talking about?
[Courage babbles quizzically]
The mayor of Nowhere? We have a mayor?
Ooh, how lovely.
Mayor, shmayor. I didn't vote for him.
But free food is free food.
I can't believe I'm agreeing with the angry old dude, but I am.
Free food sounds good to me, man.
-Me, too. Let's go. -[Courage] Mm-hmm.
Well, maybe the mayor can give us some clues
as to why so many weird things are happening here in Nowhere.
[exclaims]
I'm driving. I'm not riding with you kooky teens.
You make me sick!
That's a splendid idea.
Eustace, why don't you take the two dogs in your truck?
They'll love it.
[grumbling]
I'll ride with these fun house painters.
[chuckling] Mystery solvers.
Oh, right.
That reminds me, I've got another riddle for you.
At night, they come without being fetched,
by day, they're lost without being stolen.
What are they?
[stuttering] I don't know!
I can't believe I don't know!
Why, it's the stars, dear.
The stars! Ugh, I can't believe I didn't get that.
Don't beat yourself up, Velma girl.
I learned these riddles long ago,
when I was a wee thing.
I wish I could be
a professional riddle solver like you.
I don't know why you got to ride with me.
Getting your fur all over my seat
-and slobbering all over the place. -[slams door shut]
Don't touch nothing!
Stupid dogs.
I don't slobber... [slurps] much.
[both laughing]
[snarling]
[both screaming]
-[thuds] -[all exclaim]
Hold the phone! There's a horrible, ugly monster driving that truck.
-Call him Eustace, dear. -No, Fred is right!
Eustace isn't driving, it's a monster!
Like, we've got to save Scoob!
-[yelping] -Shaggy!
Hang on, gang!
And Miss Muriel.
[all grunting]
[all screaming]
[all sigh]
[all yelp]
[exclaims]
[all] Whoa!
-[Shaggy yelping] -[Daphne] Go faster, Freddy.
[all yell]
[scraping]
My decals!
[all scream]
Whoa!
They're getting away.
[cicada laughing maniacally]
Oh, dear.
-Oh, man. -Oh, no, they don't.
Nitro boosters in three, two...
Nitro boosters?
While you were redoing the decals,
I added nitro boosters.
One!
[squeals]
[all screaming]
[both] Yay!
[all grunting]
[all screaming]
[cicada hisses]
We have to do something.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Grab the wheel.
Okay. Okay.
-[Courage] Mm. -Uh, that's not what I was thinking.
[both scream]
[both gasp]
[both screaming]
They're going over the cliff!
Oh, dear.
Oh, man.
Daph.
Launching grappling hook in three, two, one.
[both screaming]
[Muriel] Courage!
[all] Whoa!
The truck is too heavy.
[all screaming]
Oh, dear.
Zoinks!
-Daph. -On it.
Dropping anchor.
[all screaming]
[Scooby-Doo and Courage whimpering]
[hissing]
[laughing maniacally]
[Shaggy] Scooby-Doo!
Like, grab the bumper, dude. Hurry!
And grab my Courage, too, dear.
Yeah, like, grab the little dog, dude, and hang on!
[grunts]
-[beeps] -[whirring]
Oh, my!
[Scooby-Doo whimpering]
[all sigh in relief]
What did you do to my truck?
Like, don't fret, angry old dude.
Your truck might be okay.
Um, like... [whimpers] It might still be okay.
Oh, boy!
It's all your fault
and those stupid dogs.
[grumbling]
[both whimpering]
-[grunts] -[all yelp]
Try again, Daph.
Um, you try again, Fred.
Uh, okay. [chuckles nervously]
[grunts]
Um... Hey there, buddy.
We have an invitation for dinner
from the mayor, uh, at this address.
[chuckles nervously]
Oh, follow me.
Wait here.
Hey, you three.
-Guess what? -What?
-Oooga-booga-booga! -[Scooby-Doo and Courage scream]
-[laughing] -[low growling]
Stop messing around, you guys.
-Us? -Yeah. I hear something.
-Listen. -[low growling]
I hear it, too.
Like some kind of growling.
-It's not us. -Not us.
Like, we recently trained our stomachs to growl
at a frequency of 21 hertz,
well below the range of human and dog hearing.
Why?
[loud growl]
-[growling loudly] -[all screaming]
It's locked.
We're trapped.
[chairs growling]
Oh, my!
Get out, stupid weird chairs.
Oh!
-Muriel! -[Muriel yelping]
[screams]
[grunting]
[yelling]
[both grunting]
[automated voice speaking] Does it feel like you're trapped in a strange room
full of angry, weird furniture trying to eat you?
[both] Yes!
Well, I'm afraid there is nothing I can do to help you.
Like, this place is crazy!
-[grunting] -[growling]
[both grunting]
[Muriel screaming]
[Courage screaming]
This way. Hurry!
Oh, I am so, so sorry about that.
This house is really old.
The strangest things happen here.
I'm the mayor of Nowhere. Pleased to meet you.
I didn't even know we had a mayor.
How nice for you, young man.
And how can I help you lovely people?
We got your invitation.
-Yeah, for, like, dinner. -Yeah. Yeah, dinner.
We love dinner!
-[Courage] Mm. -[both panting]
Would you please hand that invitation to my assistant?
[all yelp]
Oh, let's have a look.
[sniffs and slurps]
Well, it's authentic.
I'm sorry, but I simply don't remember inviting you,
but I'm very, very busy.
Did I mention I'm the mayor?
Well, I simply don't remember voting for you,
so I guess we're even. [laughs]
But now that you're all here,
why don't you stay?
My butler can set a few more places at the table.
-Yes? -[all yelp]
Oh, Mr. Glockenspiel. [chuckles]
How do you keep sneaking up on me like that?
Oh, well, please set extra places at the table.
All these fine people are joining us for dinner.
[groans] If you say so.
[grumbles]
Walk this way.
[chuckles] Like, man, if I could walk that way,
I would never need a Halloween costume ever again.
Check it.
[mimicking Mr. Glokenspiel]
[laughing]
Oh, hi. [chuckles nervously]
[groans]
[laughs] Guess he showed you, shaggy-haired fella.
[laughs]
Oh, and another thing...
-Oooga-booga-booga! -[all screaming]
[laughs] Never gets old.
Now let's get some grub. I'm starving.
Bread and water? [exclaims in disgust]
Oh, I'm sorry about this.
I'm afraid the butler and his wife, Frau Glockenspiel...
-[woman cackling] -[yelps]
...have spent a lot of time in prison.
Working in prison, I think. I hope.
Anyway, that's what they told my assistant.
Mr. Mayor, I really need to ask you.
We saw an enormous cicada.
No surprise.
The insects do grow to crazy sizes around here.
Ooh! We had a spider in the shower
that was huge!
But we saw a really big one.
Like the queen of them.
Possibly seven feet tall.
And it was driving a truck.
Yes, all the giant insect queens in this town
drive trucks, cars...
Oh, the Mosquito Queen has a helicopter for some reason.
Lots of weird stuff goes on in Nowhere.
Believe it or not,
I never even heard of Nowhere before today.
We're a little off the map.
I've been doing some research,
even though my internet connection
has been pretty spotty.
But from what I've discovered--
Hey, Mayor. Knock, knock.
Um... Who's there?
-D'you know? -D'you know who?
D'you know who voted for you?
'Cause I sure didn't.
-[laughs] -[Shaggy chuckles]
Uh... Okay.
Oh, Eustace, behave.
Table manners, please.
Me? What about this big dog?
He's got his feet on the table.
[chuckles] I'm all feet.
[both chuckling]
Sorry about them, Mr. Mayor.
As I was saying, my research shows
that weird stuff really does seem to happen here in Nowhere.
Per capita, more weird and creepy mysterious stuff
happens in Nowhere
than anywhere else in the world.
It's on our flag.
I'd love to get more information
that might help us get to the bottom of this giant bug mystery.
It's what we do.
We solve mysteries.
Oh, that reminds me.
I have seas without water,
coasts without sand,
towns without people,
and mountains without land.
-What am I? -A map.
Nice one, Mr. Mayor.
Oh, I actually knew that. Shoot!
Back to your point, Velma.
I wish I could help more.
I just don't have any answers, unless they're riddles.
There is something of a museum wing
here in the mansion.
You're welcome to check it out.
Oh, that sounds like just what I've been looking for.
Oh, I'd love to learn about the history
of this amazing town.
Me, too.
Well, what's stopping us? Let's take a tour.
No, no, I'm afraid I'm entirely too busy.
Re-election campaigns, hair appointments.
Oh, I told you I'm the mayor, yes?
Well, anyway, he'll take you.
-[all yelp] -[grunting]
Like, let me guess, your attorney?
No, no, it's my butler.
He just likes to dress up for the museum.
I would love to tag along and see what it is you kids do.
-Ooh! [chuckles] -Cool.
-We'd love it. -Sure.
I came all this way for dinner,
and I'm not leaving until I get it.
We're staying, too.
It's been like 14 minutes since our last snack.
[chuckles] Me, too.
Uh-huh.
Oh, suit yourselves.
I do it every morning with help.
All right. I have a lot of mayoring to do.
Don't forget to vote, whenever that is.
All right, Scooby-Doo, let's dig in.
-Ow! -Hey!
[grumbles] It hurts my teeth!
Like, Scooby-Doo,
this is our first food we can't actually eat.
[whimpers]
Yeah. So sad.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Disgusting is what it is.
Hey, where is that creepy tall guy?
I wanna complain to the management.
-Yes? -[all yelp]
Like, didn't you just... Never mind.
-This food is terrible. -[thuds]
How are we supposed to eat this dreck?
Fine.
I will get the cook, Frau Glockenspiel.
[thunder rumbling]
-I am Frau Glockenspiel. -[all yelp]
[thunder rumbling]
What is wrong with the food I make?
Who speaks this?
[all clamoring]
-[growls] -[all gasping]
-You must cut. -[all yelp]
There, enjoy.
[all] Yes, ma'am.
All right. Here we are.
The Nowhere museum wing.
-[all exclaiming] -[Daphne] Oh, museum.
-[door shuts] -Jinkies!
I'm hoping we can find some answers here.
There really is something odd about this town.
Oh, how exciting.
Hey, guys, how about we take a look for the kitchen?
-Uh-huh. -Maybe we'll find something edible.
Good idea, shaggy-haired fella.
Maybe we can find some real food.
-[Scooby-Doo exclaims] -Yes!
[both] Oh!
Woo-hoo! Jackpot!
[clears throat]
Watch the masters at work, if you please.
-You hungry? -Mm-hmm.
I doubt you can make anything that looks good to me.
Au contraire,country old dude.
Behold, the majesty of what Scooby-Doo and I like to call...
[both] El Sandwicho Extra Grande!
[cheering]
[Scooby-Doo and Shaggy] A little mustard, a little of that...
And that, and this.
A little more, a little more.
Like, man, don't forget the anchovies.
Anchovies? Yuck!
Hmm. Needs more mustard.
-[mimics farting] -Oh. Excuse me.
[both giggle]
[mimics farting]
Why, I never!
-[both laughing] -[mimics farting]
[gasps] Must have been something I ate.
[both laughing]
Ah, that's just gross.
But I'll tell you what isn't gross.
This! Oooga-booga-booga!
[all scream]
Never gets old.
Give me. I'll get a new mustard.
[both grunting]
On second thought, Shaggy fella,
you get the mustard because I am leaving.
I've had enough of this place and you kooky teenagers.
See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
I guess that means more for the rest of us.
Let's see if we can find some other kind of goodies to put on our...
[both] El Sandwicho Extra Grande!
Like cookies and pretzels and sweets and--
Pasta! And canned peaches and peanut butter.
-Olives! -[chuckles] Olives!
And then we'll put some of those
and crackers and dressing and butter butter.
[exclaiming]
That would be perfect extra sandwich fixings for our...
[both] El Sandwicho Extra Grande!
Yes!
[screeches]
[all screaming]
It's so dusty.
They really should clean more.
Wait, Muriel. Look, footprints.
Someone's been in here recently.
Curious. Look at this.
The original land survey books of Nowhere County.
And some of them are missing.
Hmm. Very interesting.
[Fred] But what's even more interesting
are all these kooky photos and statues.
Oh, man, this is definitely one weird place.
[static]
So, you've decided to visit the town of Nowhere.
Good for you.
Ten out of ten tourists would never do what you have done.
Oh, I feel so special.
This means you're special.
See? I am.
How nice.
[man] Creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
-Monsters, aliens, demons, mad scientists... -[laughing maniacally]
[man] ...zombies, vampires
and other such perils from myth and legend.
Nowhere is also known for evil masterminds like Katz,
or international thieves like Le Quack.
From robots to Weremoles, Nowhere has it all.
Oh, goodness.
I never knew I lived in such an interesting place.
Some speculate that the mysteries stem
from a nearby top secret military base.
Others are not so sure.
[all whimpering]
Like, she's gone!
Say, there. You boys okay?
You look like you've had a fright.
[screams]
[whimpering]
-The mayor guy is gone. -No, look.
[teeth chattering]
[whimpering] Oh!
[all scream]
That horrible cicada queen lady monster
turned the mayor into a giant cicada bug.
[whimpering]
[babbling nervously]
What is it, Courage? Something wrong?
[babbling nervously]
Look!
-[hisses] -[all screaming]
-[screeching] -[Scooby-Doo yelps]
There you are!
-You're late. -Yeah. Late, late.
Like, here's your sprayer. We'll start in here,
then sweep the upstairs levels
before finishing in the basement. All set?
Oh, man. Like, don't tell me it's your first day on the job!
Mm-hm.
-Oh, no. -Oh, no.
[sighs] We should have known
the agency would send over a noob.
Guess we'll have to show you the ropes.
-These are the ropes. -Those are the ropes.
Tie down this big tent
we're gonna drape over the building before we fog.
-Did you bring a ladder? -Uh-uh.
[sighs] Ladder.
-Ladder. -Ladder.
Oh, all right. You got your ladder.
You got your tent. You got your ropes.
You got your sprayer. You got any questions?
[grunting]
No? You got this.
Right. We'll just have you sign for the equipment rental here.
Print here, initial here.
Say, "Cheese"!
-Cheese! -[camera shutter clicks]
Your fully laminated photo badge
will be mailed within 24 hours of receipt
of your completed benefits Roman package.
-[both] Uh-huh. -Congratulations.
You're officially a pest control professional.
Welcome to the life. And remember...
-No prisoners. -No mercy.
[snarls]
[speaking gibberish]
[grunting]
The only good bug is a what?
-Dead bug. -That's right.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
[grunts]
[yells]
Like, you're doing great. Keep it up.
Hm?
[grunts]
[groans in frustration]
-It worked! -We did it.
Like, way to go, team!
[buzzing]
You said it. [chuckles]
Indeed. [laughs]
[Coward gasps]
Zoinks!
Like, shouldn't you be exterminating some pests?
[snarls]
He thinks he is.
[all screaming]
[grunts]
So, you've decided to visit the town...
-[turns off TV] -[all whimpering]
[all gasp]
Muriel.
-[Scooby-Doo groans] -[all gasp]
[all scream]
[whimpering]
Good job, little pink dude.
Phew, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Courage.
[screams]
[all scream]
[Shaggy] Like, help!
[Courage yelling]
[yells]
[sniffs] Ah... Ah... Ah...
[stifles sneeze]
Phew! [sneezes]
-Gesundheit. -Thanks.
So dusty. Oh, thank you.
[gulps]
[snarls]
[all screaming]
[all whimpering]
[gasps]
[thunder rumbling]
[screams]
[grunts]
[heart pounding]
-[all exhale] -[rumbling]
[Scooby-Doo] Huh?
[all screaming]
[all groaning]
Where are we?
And what is that thing?
[resonating]
It's making a funny sound.
Jinkies! That's it.
That's the source.
The machine is broadcasting the signal
that is making the dogs act crazy.
I wonder what it's doing.
[beeping]
[phone rings]
Hello.
[machine resonating]
[phone rings]
Go for Brian.
Whatever this thing is, it's broadcasting the signal
to cell phone towers across the country.
But why?
And to whom?
Oh, my! It's making the call.
[dialing]
[phone rings]
Hello.
[phone rings]
I'm in a meeting. Can I--
[phone rings]
If this is about the tiny car rental, I already--
[Scooby-Doo, Shaggy and Courage screaming]
[all screaming]
[both] Hmm.
[all panting]
[all whimpering]
-[Mr. Glokenspiel grunts] -[screaming]
[all] Aw! [screaming]
[all panting]
[rumbling]
[all scream]
[Courage howling]
-[rumbling] -[gasps]
[all scream]
[Fred] Hey, guys.
Nice of you to drop in.
Oh, Courage! You're okay.
Muriel!
Well, whatever this machine was doing,
it's not doing it anymore.
Huh?
Like, man! This place is totally freaky.
Like, why is the water dripping upward?
[all] Whoa!
-How's that even happening? -Oh, man!
Oh, how nice.
Also, we're all floating.
-[all gasp] -[Courage screams]
Interesting.
The energy that is powering this machine
is affecting the laws of gravity and physics.
Hm. There are only a few known substances
that could have this effect.
This mystery is really starting to come together.
But I need more information.
I need an internet connection to find some answers.
Oh, we've got a lovely computer at the farmhouse.
-Don't we, Courage? -Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Let's see if this tunnel will lead us out of here
and back to the surface.
[low growl]
They got nothing on my sandwich.
-Darn it. It does need more mustard. -[mimics farting]
[laughing]
-[humming] -[mimics farting]
-[knock at door] -Huh?
[knocking]
Oh, thanks.
[knock at door]
Huh?
[laughs]
Awesome!
[groans]
-Phew! -[knock at door]
I'll take that.
-[knock at door] -Gimme. Gimme. Gimme.
[grunts]
Oh!
Ah!
[laughs]
I guess all my hard work is finally paying off.
Woo-hoo!
[crickets chirping]
-[Velma] Jinkies! -[Fred] Hm.
Oh, goodie!
Home is just across that cornfield.
Like, there's no way
I'm walking through a creepy cornfield at night.
I'll wait here.
-Me, too. -Me three.
Since when are you guys afraid of corn?
Yeah. You each had four ears at breakfast.
You're eating some right now.
No, it's not the corn. Daphne.
[sighs] You're new. So let me explain.
This is the part where Shaggy and Scooby
continually refuse to do something
until we bribe them with treats.
Oh, just like my Courage.
Boys...
Will you do it for a Courage snack?
They're homemade.
-Homemade? -Oh!
-[slurps] -Yeah. Yeah.
Hm.
Like, we never get homemade Scooby Snacks. Do we, Daph?
Well, I-- I-- Uh... I don't really, uh...
[all sniff]
-Yum. -Yeah, that's what I call a treat.
[Scooby-Doo exclaims]
[chuckles excitedly]
They're just normal biscuits I put in a jar.
No one's the wiser. [shushes]
Now, come along.
Eustace is probably worried sick.
[Scooby-Doo groaning]
No jewels? No gold?
Why, you're wasting my time with just cash.
Okay, okay, give it here anyway,
weird clown!
Now, beat it!
Easy come, easy go.
[whooping]
[laughing]
I'm rich. Rich! I love money!
And money loves me!
[laughing]
♪ I'm a well-to-do dude A one percent Freaking nightmare ♪
♪ Like a bank tycoon Or the president ♪
♪ See if I care ♪
-♪ 'Cause I got more green Than a tree ♪ -♪ Yo! ♪
-♪ Like a cash machine Or casino ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪
♪ I'm a VIP Taking charge, living large ♪
♪ With the bourgeoisie Outta nowhere ♪
♪ Outta nowhere ♪
♪ All I hear is "ka-ching" When the doorbell rings ♪
♪ Walking on air ♪
♪ I got everything And the world on strings ♪
♪ Plus a sweet chair ♪
♪ I'm the big, bad bling Reigning King of kings ♪
♪ Outta nowhere, mm, mm ♪
♪ Outta nowhere ♪
♪ The history of my income ♪
♪ It's a mystery Where it came from ♪
♪ But the bottom line's A face like mine's ♪
♪ Worth a Oooga-booga million In the bank, son ♪
♪ Outta nowhere ♪
♪ I can buy upgrades For my hearing aids ♪
♪ And some new hair ♪
♪ New hair ♪
♪ Maybe Rasta braids And prescription shades ♪
-♪ With some mad flair ♪ -♪ Mad flair ♪
♪ All my bills being paid It's all ka-ching in spades ♪
♪ Outta nowhere, mm, mm ♪
♪ Outta nowhere ♪
-♪ Yo! ♪ -♪ Outta nowhere ♪
♪ Yo! ♪
Stay together, everyone.
[both whimpering]
[Courage whimpering]
[all scream]
-[all scream] -[all gasp]
Guys, what's the matter?
[whimpering]
Quit goofing around, you guys.
That's just a scarecrow.
Now, come on.
[Scooby-Doo and Courage whimpering]
[all shushing]
Like... [shushes]
[both shushing]
-[snarls] -[screams]
-[all screaming] -It's the Cicada Queen.
[all screaming]
[crunches]
Like, man. Why is the ground crunchy?
-[all gasp] -Are they dead?
No, not dead.
These are just the remains of exoskeletons
left after the cicadas have molted,
which can only mean they've gone through their chrysalis stage
and now, have wings!
[shudders]
Like, somehow, that is so much worse.
I have to agree with Shaggy.
-[yelps] -Huh?
Oh, dear!
[shrieks]
You said it, Muriel. Run!
[all screaming]
Whoa! [groans]
[groans and grunts]
-[Courage screaming] -[Muriel] Oh, my!
-[screams] Muriel! -Oh, dear!
No!
[Scooby-Doo grunts]
-[Daphne] Jeepers! -[Fred yells]
Whoa!
[panting]
-[yelps] -Like, dude, Velma. [shushes]
Just when we were so close.
The farmhouse is the epicenter, I know it.
I just need to prove it somehow.
-Jeepers! -[all scream]
It's up to you guys.
The source... Dig it up and use it.
Stop these horrible bugs!
[whimpering]
I'm scared, too, Courage.
Like, we're all scared, Scooby-Doo.
But you have to ask yourself...
Like, if we're always afraid...
-And we are, always. -Uh-huh.
Then by sheer logic,
maybe we're, like, never afraid. You get it?
Uh, no.
Like, me neither.
But check this out.
[automated voice speaking] What is the true difference
between courage and fear?
[mumbles]
Courage isn't the absence of fear.
True courage is taking action in the face of fear.
[both] Oh!
It's time we took action.
Like, time we said to ourselves,
"Selves, listen, you gotta stand up and be strong
with, like, strength and stuff."
What's happening, Shaggy?
I'll tell you what's happening, Scooby-Doo.
I've had it.
I've had just about all I'm gonna take from those horrible bugs.
[automated voice speaking] Speak your truth.
Speak it.
Yeah. Yeah, I will.
Thanks, talking book.
I know it's rarely like me to be brave.
Okay, it's never like me to be brave.
But this is the moment.
This is my moment.
I will be afraid.
It's just who I am.
But I will have courage in the face of a fear.
I will draw the line here and I will stand and fight.
-[buzzing] -Yikes! [screams]
-[screams] -Shaggy! They took my Shaggy.
Oh! [whimpers]
What do we do?
[straining]
Oh!
[speaking gibberish]
-Velma. -Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
[grunting]
-She said dig. -Uh-huh.
Dig to the source. Yes.
No, I'm confused.
What does that mean?
[exclaims]
Oh. Hmm.
-[gasps] -Wait.
Maybe it's on here.
Oh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Hello? Knowledge, hello?
Aha!
Huh?
-Come on. -Oh. [laughs]
-Huh? -Woo-hoo! [laughing]
[Computer speaking]
...and before that when she had her eureka moment.
She said the farmhouse was the epicenter...
[computer speaking]
I'm sorry.
But I will require more information.
-Aha! -Huh?
[exclaims]
[Computer] Interfacing...
[beeping]
Hello, Velma Dinkley's tablet-device.
[Velma's Tablet] Hello, Courage's computer.
How may I help?
[Computer speaking]
[Velma's Tablet] Of course.
[Computer] Well, Velma has done some lovely research.
Thanks to you, of course, tablet-device.
[Velma's Tablet] Too kind, old-school computer.
[Computer] Hm. Let's see.
The farmhouse belonging to Eustace and Muriel Bagge
is in the exact middle of an impact crater
of immense size.
[beeping]
It was caused by one of the most deadly meteors
in the history of the planet.
The one thought to have wiped out the dinosaurs.
-[both gasp] -[Velma's Tablet] Very exciting.
[Computer speaking]
[Velma's Tablet] You have such a lovely voice.
I could just listen to you all day.
[Computer speaking]
We could share a download, have an upgrade.
[Velma's Tablet] I would love that.[giggles]
[Computer] I feel so connected.
[Courage clearing throat]
Velma said dig. Dig for what?
[Computer speaking]
It should be directly below us, more or less.
-[alarm blares] -But beware the meteor
is composed of dark matter.
-A notoriously unstable substance. -[evil laugh]
[both] Oh!
Hey, thanks, Mr. Computer.
[Computer speaking]
Oh!
Oh, and you, too, Courage.
[Velma's Tablet] Aren't they cute?
[both grunting]
[music plays]
[music stops]
[music plays]
Keep digging, Courage.
[barking and cheering]
[Courage whimpering]
[Courage speaks indistinctly]
[both] Oh!
-Uh-oh! -[cracking]
[both screaming]
Yikes!
Where are we?
Uh-uh.
[both whimpering]
[both screaming]
Let's get that meteor.
[both whimpering]
♪ If you're in a situation ♪
♪ And just can't find The nerve ♪
♪ There's no need For contemplation♪
♪ Just a taste for the absurd ♪
♪ If you're feeling tired Of losing ♪
♪ And find You're getting scared ♪
♪ Then welcome to the town That isn't there ♪
♪ Where "kooky" Is a compliment ♪
♪ "Bananas" is a verb ♪
♪ "Revelry," "I'm confident" ♪
♪ Is still a dirty word ♪
♪ Yes, everywhere is Nowhere ♪
♪ Before the somewhere comes ♪
♪ And the opposite of fear Is fun ♪
[music continues]
[both screaming]
[both whimpering]
[both scream]
[gasps]
[screams]
[both screaming]
[both gasp]
Muriel!
[giggles]
♪ If you're falling down A rabbit hole ♪
♪ The only way is up ♪
♪ So laugh until You cry a bit ♪
♪ And then you'll get unstuck ♪
♪ Are you nutty as a fruitcake ♪
[both screaming]
♪ Are you looney as a tune ♪
♪ Then quit your scowling Do some howling at the moon Like me! Woo-hoo! ♪
-[Courage screaming] -[scatting]
[scatting]
♪ 'Cause everywhere is Nowhere ♪
♪ Before the somewhere comes ♪
♪ And the oppositeo f fear Is fun ♪
[screams]
[music continues]
♪ 'Cause everywhere is Nowhere ♪
♪ Before the somewhere comes ♪
♪ And the opposite of fear Is fun ♪
[music ends]
-[yelps] -[yelps]
Whoa!
Whoa...
[cracking]
[all screaming]
Muriel!
[whimpering]
[straining]
Muriel!
The things I do for love.
-[screaming] -[gasps]
Muriel!
[screams]
[gasps]
-[screeches] -[both scream]
[Shaggy] I will be afraid. It's just who I am.
-But I will have Courage in the face of fear. -[whimpers]
Courage.
Courage, that's me.
Courage.
Hmm! [barking]
[grunting]
[all] Wow.
You go, Courage! You go!
[chuckles and screams]
[screaming]
-[grunts] -[snarls]
[screeching]
[speaking gibberish]
-[screeching] -[gasps]
[Muriel yelping]
[grunts]
-[snarls] -[Courage shouts]
[Courage grunting]
-Oh, I can't look. Watch out! -Jeepers.
-Whoa! -That's gotta hurt.
[groans]
[whimpers]
[shouting gibberish]
[screams]
[whimpering]
[screams]
[whimpering]
[groaning]
[screams]
[screeches]
Way to go, little pink dude.
Yay, Courage! You're so brave.
Oh, Courage, you caught that nasty bug.
Well done, sweetie.
[exclaims] Oh...
Now let's see who this cicada monster really is.
[all] The Mayor?
Goodness. Why would you do all these horrible things?
Naughty boy.
I'm afraid we're dealing with something
even more sinister and untrustworthy
than a politician.
If there is such a thing.
Say, Muriel, I've got one for you.
When is a mayor not a mayor?
Oh, I... I don't think I know that one.
Then let me show you.
[all gasp]
-[both gasp] -And they are?
Yeah. Like, who are these weird dudes?
It's Katz and Le Quack.
Remember?
From the museum display?
-[all] Oh! -Right.
[whimpering]
They were operating the mayor costume,
and they were the real villains behind all of this.
[both] Hmm?
I'm Katz, mastermind and evil genius.
And I am Le Quack,
world renowned thief of the most highest skill.
I had my suspicions, but to be honest,
a lot of the clues don't make sense.
If you would allow me to explain
how it all happened,
it would be my greatest of pleasures.
-When I, Katz, discovered-- -No, no, no.
-When I, Le Quack, discovered-- -[sighs]
When we discovered that there was
a dark matter meteor of intense power,
buried somewhere here under Nowhere,
we joined forces and worked
to get ourselves elected as the mayor.
This gave us the access
to all the records of the town.
[Katz] Allowing us to locate the right spot to dig.
The power of the dark matter meteor
has been affecting everything in Nowhere
for millions of years.
Oh, oui, oui.
And it is the exact center
of a map of documented weirdness
that only seems to affect Nowhere.
-It is all because of the meteor. -Huh?
We knew the dark matter meteor
held unlimited power
and once we found it,
we harnessed that power to get rich.
Oui, oui.[laughs]
We made all those silly rich peoples
bring their wealth to the farmhouse,
which we planned on the collecting of later.
But when the gang of mystery-solving teens arrived,
we needed to up our game.
We found the meteor had different effects
by adjusting the modulations.
When it spins, it emits a frequency...
-[phone rings] -...that makes people very open to suggestion.
It also affects animals in different ways.
It enabled us to control the giant cicadas
to keep you all out of our business.
Sadly, it did not work so well as we hoped.
Yes, indeed. We were so close.
We would have been rich. Rich!
And we would have gotten away with it, too,
if it wasn't for you meddling--
Hold it right there, Katz.
[all] Frau Glockenspiel?
Anything you do or say
can be used against you in a court of law.
Or a basketball court, racquetball court,
food court, take your pick.
And you are...
Right, right. Sorry.
That's better. The costume was a bit steamy.
-[all gasp] -I am the General.
And this is the Lieutenant.
Right, right. Exactly.
We are very grateful to you kooky mystery-solving teenagers
and these two brave dogs
for stopping the nefarious plan
of these dastardly criminals.
Fine. Fine.
May I continue?
Right. Right. Please do.
And we would have gotten away with it, too,
if it weren't for you meddling--
[screams] Ow, ow, ow!
Uh, I don't understand. What is happening?
[all grunting]
His rubber mask is really stuck on there.
-[all grunting] -Ooh, it's so realistic.
That is because
I can assure you mystery-solving kooks,
that this is indeed my very own face.
[chuckles] Yeah, right, buddy.
Nobody's got a face like that.
What kind of glue did you use?
And how do you make that duck puppet
move and talk like that?
I resent being called a puppet.
I am, Le Quack, world famous thief.
And I, Katz, genius and mastermind.
And we would have gotten away with it, too,
if it weren't for you annoying, meddling teenagers.
We'll make sure that all the stolen goods
are returned to their rightful owners.
And we'll take that meteor if you don't mind.
-[dance music playing] -[grunts]
I like the dancing.
Right. Right. It's nice.
Huh?
Aha!
[dance music playing]
[all cheering]
Well, might as well go with it.
Oh, Courage, what a wonderful idea.
I do so love dancing.
[scatting]
[Courage laughs]
[laughing]
[Shaggy] Get some.
I have to say,
this is a better use of the dark matter meteor.
[laughs] We were just gonna make it a weapon.
Right, right. Yeah, dancing is more fun.
Hey!
[both grunting]
Well, if you can't beat them...
Ah, oui, oui,join this.
[speaking indistinctly]
Jinkies, what a weird mystery this was.
Jeepers, I hate to admit that this whole time
I kinda thought Eustace was the bad guy.
Yeah, me too, Daph.
I wonder where he is, anyway.
♪ Outta Nowhere ♪
♪[mumbles] ...one percent! Mm, mm ♪
[scatting]
-Huh? -[all shouting and cheering]
Hey! Where's my dang riches?
This ain't nothing to dance about.
I've been robbed!
Somebody call the... Huh?
[all cheering and shouting]
What's happening to me?
Oh, why am I dancing?
This is the worst day of my life!
Whoa!
Somebody help me!
I only have one more riddle for you.
And I bet you two know the answer.
What's furry, and sweet, and brave all over?
[both] Courage and Scooby-Doo!
Oh, exactly right, dears.
[laughing]
Well, good night, folks.
Bye.
[upbeat music playing]
[Eustace] Stupid dogs.