[¶¶¶]
Dr. Garcia?
Oh, please, call me Rupert.
I just wanted to let you know that we're about to enter--
The Bermuda Triangle.
I can tell by the stars.
Better than any compass.
This place gives me the creeps.
[LAUGHS]
Vanishing ships, sea monsters, aliens. All legends.
Don't let them spook you.
Anyway, we'll be out here a few more nights,
and then my star map will finally be complete.
Whatever you say, doc.
We'll all be home safe and sound before you know it.
GARCIA: Mm-hmm...
Hmm.
[¶¶¶]
[GASPS]
Captain, you better take a look at this.
Fog dead ahead.
Aah!
[GASPING, SHRIEKING]
[LAUGHING IN DISTANCE]
Who's there?
[CHUCKLING]
[LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]
[MAN SHRIEKS]
What the heck?
[GASPS]
Mayday, mayday. We're under attack.
[STATIC BUZZING]
[WOOD THUDS]
[FOOTSTEPS]
Here it be, cap'n.
Ahh, perfect. But now, where is he?
Maybe with the rest of the crew.
CAPTAIN: Blimey.
Board all hands below in the bilge,
and we'll sort them out later.
[LAUGHTER]
It can't be.
Ghost pirates?
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
[¶¶¶]
Like, man, no more mysteries.
Finally, a trip where there are no monsters,
ghosts, aliens, mummies or haunted tikis.
Nothin' but R, R and R:
rest, relaxation and round-the-clock eats.
In other words, a cruise.
Just sun, fun and--
A buffet!
[LAUGHTER]
Fred, it sure was nice of your parents
to invite us all on a cruise for your birthday.
So, Freddy, how old are you going to be?
Forty-three.
[GASPS]
Forty-four, 45... Pier 45.
FREDDY: This is it.
No mysteries for a whole week.
Midnight buffets and 24 hours of lounging.
Oh-ho! That's what I call living large.
Extra large.
[¶¶¶]
[YELPS]
What's going on, guys?
I don't know. Something spooked Scooby.
A little scary dude.
Yeah.
But there's no one around here like that
unless you think Hawaiian shirts,
black socks and sandals are scary.
They are. Very, very scary.
Buddy, you need this vacation more than I realized.
Uh-huh.
MAN: I hope you packed your sea legs.
And a new set of eyeballs.
Pop!
Freddy!
Hey, say!
Slide one by. Oh-ho.
Hands to the sky.
Well, thumbs up.
Thumbs down.
Thumbs around.
Lost and found.
Love you, Pop.
Love you too.
Through the woods.
WOMAN: Freddy, my baby.
Oh, it's my handsome baby boy.
Have you ever seen such a good-looking boy?
Give me some sugar.
[SMOOCHING]
Mom, not in front of the gang.
Aw, hon, leave the boy alone.
Oh, yeah.
But he's just so sweet and delicious. Mwah!
Um, sure is great to see you again,
Mr. and Mrs. Jones.
Ooh, yeah, you too, dear.
My, my, haven't you blossomed.
I hope you girls
are takin' good care of my special little guy.
Mom.
And, Velma,
you look smart as ever.
But you have to let me show you my new Suzi Jay cosmetics.
They'll bring a little color to your face.
You'll never get a beau unless you add a little glow.
[CHUCKLES]
Uh, thank you?
Oh, you betcha. Oh, and, Norville,
you're growing like a weed.
But you're much too thin, dear.
Are you eating enough?
Twenty-four square meals a day.
And that's still not enough.
Oh, yeah? Then you need to try my 10-pound pound cake.
It will put some meat on your bones.
I have one in here somewhere.
Mom.
I'll take it from here, hon.
Shake, boy.
Just shake, no lick.
Okay, thanks.
Like, ha-ha-ha,
he only shakes when he's scared.
DAPHNE: So, Mr. Jones, where exactly is this cruise headed?
Oh, yeah, that's a surprise.
I've got the perfect birthday plan.
[WHISPERS] Like father, like son.
Ahoy there, mateys.
And welcome aboard the Poseidon's Paradise,
the tiptop tidiest ship to travel the ocean blue.
Hi, I'm Sunny St. Cloud, cruise director extraordinaire.
Well, aren't you the perky one.
We're the Jones party.
And Jones, Jo-- Ah! Perfect timing.
This way, Jones party. There's no time to waste.
We're just about to weigh anchor.
Now that's ship talk.
You landlubbers will be speaking like old sea dogs in no time.
Like, we've got our old sea dog right here.
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, good, that's ni-- That's funny,
but lets get this cruise launched and have some fun.
What do you say?
Aye, aye.
You're a natural, huh?
Okey-dokey, everyone listen up.
As you can see, the Poseidon's Paradise has
every amenity for your seafaring pleasure.
We have shuffleboard tournaments starting at 9,
swimming at 10, racquetball at 11,
rhythmic gymnastics at 12,
field hockey at 1,
conga line dance at 2,
senior disco at 3, karaoke at 4, and my favorite,
wiffleball at 5.
Phew.
[GASPS]
What have we here?
Whoa!
Oof!
Dear, Freddy, are you okay?
Did you get hurt, sweetums?
Ma.
Where does it hurt, hon?
Mom, I'm okay, really.
Jeepers, what is that stuff?
Some kind of goo.
And it's shaped like a footprint. Hm.
I guess you could say that.
It is so alien.
Please, don't say we have a mystery on our hands.
Please don't say we have a mystery on our hands.
Please, please, please, please.
Well, gang, it looks like we have a--
Mystery or not, there's no time now.
Chop, chop. It's time for the big bon voyage.
Hmm.
[ALL CHEERING]
[FOGHORN BLOWS]
Now, wasn't that fun?
Moving on with our schedule.
Next up is unpacking.
[BOTH GASP]
[BOTH YELP]
What happened?
Scooby was right.
I saw him too.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Who, Shaggy?
A little creepy dude with big scary eyes.
Yeah, he was the guy that Scooby saw on the pier.
But there's no one creepy around here, Shaggy.
Except maybe that guy.
Creepy guy number four: check.
Okay, here are your cabins.
Your bags should already be inside.
But what about the creepy guy?
No, uh-uh. No time for him now.
No time for creeps.
I can get onboard for that.
Me too.
[FOGHORN BLOWS]
[KNOCKING]
Good news.
Captain Crothers wants to meet you.
Oh, dear, and me without my pearls.
And, captain,
this is the Jones party.
[YELPS]
Thanks, hon.
Welcome aboard.
Gee, captain. Your ship, she's a beauty.
Can I take the wheel?
Uh, no.
Captain Crothers,
maybe you could solve a little mystery for us.
What's our destination?
Mystery. A good choice of words, young lady.
We are bound for one
of the most mysterious places on earth.
The home of vanishing vessels, strange eerie lights.
Maybe even a sea serpent or two.
We are headed to...
the Bermuda Triangle.
B-B-Bermuda? T-T-Triangle?
VOICE: Wooooo. Ooh, Jiminy.
Oooooooh--
Oh. Sorry.
Wow. The Bermuda Triangle.
Oh, please.
The legend of the Bermuda Triangle
is just that, a legend.
Trust me, after this cruise,
you'll believe in the power of the Triangle.
[GASPS]
[BEEPING]
Oh, no, not again.
Where did Captain Crothers go?
Oh, no, whatever will we do?
Well, gang--
It looks like we have a mystery on our hands.
Look.
It's an alien.
Do you think the alien has something to do
with the captain's disappearance?
Well, gang, it's trap-settin' time.
You didn't think of that one, did ya?
And you know what that means, Scoob?
Live bait.
Okay, you know what to do.
Go to the dining room, get something to eat
and forget the whole thing?
Eh. I didn't think that would work.
[WHINES]
Well, Scoob, seen any aliens yet?
Nope.
Well, then, maybe we're in the clear.
Huh? Huh?
Nope.
["RUN FOR THE HILLS" PLAYING]
¶ Do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do-do-do ¶
¶ Talk about a wrong place ¶ And a wrong time ¶
¶ I'm in a big mess ¶ ¶ And lookin' for a sign ¶
¶ With what I'm facin' I better get to chasin' ¶
¶ Run for the hills ¶
¶ And never look behind ¶
¶ Somebody tell me It's just a bad dream ¶
¶ Just a freaky dream Or a sneak who's bein' mean ¶
¶ Somebody ¶ ¶ Wake me ¶
¶ Shake me Fake me ¶
¶ Make me a way to get Out of this scene ¶
¶ Ohhhh ¶
[SCOOBY GULPS]
¶ Somebody tell me It's just a bad dream ¶
[SHAGGY & SCOOBY YELP]
¶ Just a freaky dream Or a sneak who's bein' mean ¶
¶ Ohhhh ¶ ¶ Shake me ¶
¶ Make me a way to get Out of this scene ¶
Impressive, son. Your trap worked.
Oh, yeah, we're so proud.
But stand up straight, hon.
Well, I think I have this mystery all figured out.
Really? That was quick. Yeah.
ALL: Captain Crothers!
But why?
Well, it wouldn't be much
of a Bermuda Triangle mystery cruise
without an alien abduction, now, would it?
ALL: Mystery cruise?
Surprise! Surprise!
Yeah, we know how much you kids love mysteries.
And what better way to celebrate Fred's birthday?
Oh, wow.
Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Pop.
[FRED LAUGHS]
CROTHERS: Uh, Sunny?
We'll get them yet, sir. Don't you worry.
We've got mysteries aplenty.
[¶¶¶]
[REEL WHIRRING]
[GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
[BOTH YELL]
Oh!
[BOTH GIGGLE]
[GASPS]
[ALL GROAN]
[CACKLES]
[GASPS]
[ALL GROAN]
Well, I don't know what we're gonna do now.
You've totally blown my schedule,
And we've gone through a week's worth of mysteries
in two days.
Hear that, Scoob?
From here on in, it's smooth sailing.
So much for the big mystery cruise.
[ALL GROAN]
Sorry, mysteries are kind of our thing.
You guys are so smart, where's my missing watch?
Let's see...
You were probably excited about the cruise
and unpacked in a hurry.
I bet it fell out of your suitcase.
It's probably--
Under your bed. Mm-hmm.
Honey, you'll never believe where I found your watch.
ALL: Under your bed.
What good is a mystery cruise
if you don't get to solve any mysteries?
Uh, sorry, everybody.
We didn't mean to ruin the cruise for you.
There's still the Ping-Pong championship.
Or maybe the potholder-weaving seminar?
The Popsicle stick sculpture class?
Anyone for checkers?
[ALL GRUMBLING]
Very impressive, kids.
I doubt there's a mystery you can't solve.
Like, there's one thing I don't understand.
What's that, Shaggy?
What's with the weird castaway out there?
[¶¶¶]
CROTHERS: Man overboard!
[GARCIA GROANING]
Argh!
Are you okay, sailor?
I don't know.
What happened?
I'm not really sure.
I-- I mean, I'm an astrocartographer, see,
and I was making a star map,
and, uh, all of a sudden my ship was attacked.
Attacked?
Oh, goodness gracious. By whom?
I don't believe it myself, but by...ghost pirates.
G-g-g-g-ghost?
P-p-p-pirates?
Whoa, hold on now.
Before everyone panics, let's get Mr...
What's your name?
Rupert Garcia.
We need to get Mr. Garcia down to the ship's doctor.
But you don't understand.
This whole ship and everyone on it
is in terrible, terrible danger.
Now, now.
Mr. and Mrs. Jones, would you take Mr. Garcia
below to the ship's doctor?
You betcha.
The poor soul is delusional.
Right.
Dear, come on, let us help you.
There you go.
But really.
They were ghost pirates.
Look for the eerie lights in the fog,
and their green, glowing eyes,
and that terrifying laugh!
It still echoes in my ears!
Oh, how horrible. That poor man.
Don't worry, Miss St. Cloud.
We'll keep the pirate puzzler
for the other guests to solve.
An "ascot biographer." That's a good one.
What are you--?
MAN: Ahoy below.
[GASPS]
SUNNY: Now what?
It's another alien!
[SCREAMS]
That's no alien.
It's Biff Wellington, the eccentric billionaire.
Billionaire, yes.
But my dear, eccentric is in the eye of the beholder.
BOTH: Huh?
Uh, captain,
permission to board your venerable vessel?
Permission granted.
I can't thank you enough, captain.
Remind me to name a building after you.
Oh, nice jetpack. Can I try it?
Uh...
No.
VELMA: Excuse me for asking, Mr. Wellington,
but what are you doing out here
in the middle of nowhere?
I am setting a new record
for the first round-the-world jetpack flight.
But as I was saying,
it seems that I've run out of gas.
I've heard of jet-setting, but this is ridiculous.
You say "ridiculous," I say "tomato."
Ha.
Wha...?
Like adventurers of yore,
I travel the air, high above the earth and sea.
Just me and the elements battling for supremacy.
Will I conquer the challenges of nature,
or will she do me in?
But I have records to break, you know?
About that fuel, captain.
Uh, okay.
Why don't you follow me?
I have to say, the eccentric billionaire
with a jetpack is a nice touch, Sunny.
What do you mean?
Don't worry. We promised we wouldn't get involved.
We're not getting involved in a mystery?
[CHUCKLES]
Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
Ow!
You're awake.
[LAUGHS]
[WATCH BEEPS]
Oh! Time to move, people.
Only 15 minutes before the costume party,
dinner and mystery show.
Oh, and please try not to spoil it.
BOTH: Dinner?
Yep, and remember you must have an original costume.
No copycats.
Is this original enough?
Oh, no.
The Jeffersons are gonna be leprechauns.
Well, how about this?
Nope, the Sheldons got that one covered.
Uh-uh.
Nope, the Diazes.
Hm, this could take all night.
Let's go.
SUNNY: The Chois. The Murphys.
The Smiths.
Wait, come on.
I know just the costume for you.
[FOGHORN BLOWS]
[¶¶¶]
Guys?
Don't ask.
It was either this or a horse costume,
but neither one of us wanted to be
the horse's patoot.
Toot, toot
[GIGGLES]
Pop, are you wearing Rupert's old clothes?
Can't get any more authentic
with a castaway costume than this, now, can you?
Oh, gosh, isn't he adorable?
I'd rescue you anytime, hon.
Right back at you, my little pinchable passion fruit.
Mwah-mwah-mwah.
Ew, Pop.
You're looking better, Rupert.
Ah, yes.
Thanks to Skip,
I feel like myself before the ghost--
Okay, okay. Enough of that silly pirate talk.
We've gotta get some food into you, young man.
You're right. I am starved.
Like, I second that.
Me too.
[LAUGHS]
Everyone looks terrific.
And more importantly, you're right on schedule.
Dinner is being served, and then it's time for the show.
Dinner is all the show we need.
[LAUGHS]
Right, buddy?
You said it.
A rescued castaway and a visit from a famous billionaire, huh?
The Bermuda Triangle is full of surprises, isn't it?
His castaway performance is very convincing.
Performance? What do you mean?
Oh, Sunny, you are good.
Like, this is what I call a cruise.
Not even a spooky mystery or a kooky costume
can spoil an all-we-can-eat buffet.
What do you say we eat all we can eat, Scoob?
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
SUNNY [OVER P.A.]: Atentioné.
Forks down, everyone.
I have a few quick announcements before we move on
to tonight's fabulous shipboard entertainment.
[SUNNY CLEARS THROAT]
[BOTH GROAN]
Open-air aerobics with Bambi
will be starting tomorrow at 6:20 instead of 6:15
on the Aloha deck.
Let's get physical.
Um, let's see. Oh, yes.
For all you bingo lovers,
we'll be holding our Triangle tournament
at 3:00 on the promenade deck.
Be sure and buy your cards before the game.
You get it? B-4? In bingo.
[LAUGHS]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[MAN COUGHS]
Okay, never mind. It's time for the show.
Ladies and gentlemen,
from o'er the seas
and lands beyond our consciousness,
comes Mr. Mysterio.
He knows all and sees all.
But be careful,
lest he take control of your very mind.
Wait a second. I don't need a mind reader
to tell me that the creepy little guy
in the black cape is right behind us.
[BOTH SCREAM]
[BOTH YELP]
Will you assist me in a journey
to the depths and edges of your conscious mind?
SCOOBY: No, thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let's show these two chickens some encouragement.
[ALL CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY]
Oh, you'll have to do better than that.
[CHANTING] Shaggy, Scooby. Shaggy, Scooby.
ALL [CHANTING]: Shaggy, Scooby, Shaggy, Scooby. Shaggy, Scooby...
Come on, guys, you know they won't stop
until you go up there.
Oh, let's just get this over with.
[CROWD CHEERS]
Are you ready to witness the amazing power of hypnosis?
I'd rather witness the amazing power
of the double-cheese pizza back at my table.
Yeah.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[¶¶¶]
Oh, no.
Not again.
What did you say?
Daphne?
What's going on?
Kids?
Oh, gee, Skip, you're missing the best part here.
They're coming.
I know it.
FRED: These special effects are incredible.
How'd they do that?
You don't get it, do you?
Uh, really, son. The charade has gone too far.
You're scaring everyone.
You should be scared.
You are getting very relaxed.
You are getting very sleepy.
Your limbs feel very heavy.
What the...?
[BEEPING]
Get the captain.
I command you:
Bark like a dog.
[PEOPLE BARKING]
Like, the whole ship is going to the dogs.
I command you to dance.
[¶¶¶]
Like, all we know is the Funky Chicken.
Stop.
When I say the magic word,
you will be released from your trance.
You will not remember any of what has occurred.
Do you understand?
ALL: Yes, Mr. Mysterio.
Three, two, one.
Alazamboozle.
What happened?
Now what?
Blackout?
I didn't schedule a blackout.
Oh, this is gonna throw everything off.
[¶¶¶]
[PEOPLE MUTTERING]
[PEOPLE GASP]
[MAN CACKLES]
I know I'm not gonna like the answer,
but I'll ask anyway.
What was that?
Ghost pirates.
Told you I wouldn't like it. Zoinks.
Yeah, zoinks.
[¶¶¶]
Who dares sail into the Bermuda Triangle?
Ye have crossed paths
with Captain Skunkbeard the pirate.
And now ye shall pay the price.
[ALL SNARLING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Oh, cheese and crackers.
[LAUGHING]
We have to get out of here before it's too late.
Fred, we should listen to the man.
SKUNKBEARD: I know ye be here, you scurvy coward.
Ye escaped me once,
but not a second time will ye hide
from the fury of Captain Skunkbeard.
[GROWLS]
["BLOW YE WINDS" PLAYING]
¶ A storm has shown Its face to you ¶
¶ Today so don't delay ¶
¶ It's time for hiding And dividing ¶
¶ From the fury and the sound ¶
¶ And cutting like a knife ¶
¶ With this howling And the growling ¶
¶ Of the thunder's There to plunder ¶
¶ And to swallow up The ground ¶
¶ Winds will blow ¶
¶ The seas will swell And overflow ¶
¶ So fare thee well As the land will quake ¶
¶ Swing and sway All ways or break ¶
¶ So stow away ¶
¶ And away-hey-up And all surround ¶
¶ Lonely winds For we are bound ¶
¶ Away-hey-up Before the sound ¶
¶ We go, "High-ho" And blow me down ¶
¶ A storm is set in sight Today so come with me ¶
¶ You'll take your chances And advances ¶
¶ Thereupon you to repay ¶
¶ It starts and swells And hovers ¶
¶ So try to hide and cover ¶
¶ There's a patch Upon the eye of the hurricane ¶
¶ Winds will blow ¶
¶ Seas will swell And overflow ¶
¶ So fare thee well As the land will quake ¶
¶ Swing and sway All waves a-break ¶
¶ So don't delay ¶
¶ And away-hey-up And all surround ¶
¶ Blow ye winds For we are bound ¶
¶ Away-hey-up Before the sound ¶
¶ Go, "High-ho" And blow me down ¶
¶ Away-hey-up And all surround ¶
¶ Blow ye winds For we are bound ¶
¶ Away-hey-up Before the sound ¶
¶ We go, "High-ho" And blow me down ¶
Oof!
SKIP: Let me go.
Let-- Let me go, I tell--
Watch my knee.
Mom, Pop.
[LAUGHS]
Don't worry.
I'll save you!
All right. Now it's parental.
No stinking ghost pirates can mess with the Jones family
and get away with it.
Don't worry, Freddy,
we'll help you save your parents.
You mean, face-horrible, scary, green-eyed,
glowing ghost pirates?
Ooh. Do we at least get a Scooby Snack?
Shaggy.
Oh, you're right, Scoob.
Maybe just one snack?
We did miss dinner.
DAPHNE: Where is everybody?
Like, they vanished.
Just like my crew.
And now my parents are gone.
You know, I bet if we find Fred's parents,
we'll find the others too.
Then let's go squash some buckles.
What did he say?
It's Fred-speak.
For "Let's get 'em."
[¶¶¶]
Okay, Mr. "Apple-stenographer,"
which way?
You don't have to be an astrocartographer
to see that they went thattaway.
Full steam ahead.
Aye, aye, captain.
Are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
Sure. It's just like the Mystery Machine.
Only bigger and more floaty.
[GEARS GRIND] [ALL GASP]
Yeah, I got it now.
We're cruisin'.
SHAGGY: Check it out, Scoob.
Like, I'm king of the world.
Me too.
Creepy fog dead ahead.
Freddy, so, what's our plan?
Well, I'm gonna ram 'em.
PIRATES: ¶ Yo-ho, yo-ho A-pirating we go ¶
¶ Yo-ho, yo-ho Yo-ho-ho ¶
¶ A washed-up pirate A wooden leg ¶
¶ A scurvy mouth Will always beg ¶
¶ Yo-ho-ho You know ¶
¶ Yo-ho-ho We go ¶
¶ A treasure cup From a ship we sank ¶
¶ The scallywag Who walked the plank ¶
¶ Yo-ho-ho ¶
¶ Yo-ho, yo-ho A-pirating we go ¶
Avast, ye mateys.
Our captain speaks.
[¶¶¶]
Tonight, me hearties,
we are on the verge of greatness.
When the tide is nigh, we will unleash the powers
of The Heavens' Light.
Yo!
PIRATES: Yo!
We will open the portals to times past.
PIRATES: Ho!
We will once again travel the seas of yore.
What is he talking about?
We will regain our lost treasures.
PIRATES: Ho!
And reign supreme o'er the seas.
You people are crazy.
Where's my wife?
There is only one person
who holds the key to our destiny.
Oh, no. This can't be good.
This scurvy dog can lead us
to the location of The Heavens' Light.
If we can only get him to spill the fish.
I keep telling you--
Belay that jabberin', you bilge rat.
Buckoes,
what should we do to the lily-livered landlubber
who stands in my-- Uh...
In our way to greatness?
Keelhaul him.
Tar and feather him.
Let him go.
PIRATES: Yeah. Huh?
Argh! Make him walk the plank.
Aye. Now, there's an idea.
Matey, who be ye that brings forth
such a brilliant and "piratey" suggestion?
It be I, captain,
Sea Salt Sally.
I demand to know what you've done with my wife.
Shut your trap, you scurvy dog,
before I shuts it for ye.
Oh, Scooby-Doo, where are you?
WOMAN: Ship ahoy.
In chase at a timely clip, sir.
It's Freddy.
Handsomely now, men,
to your battle stations.
[ALL CLAMORING]
W-we're under attack.
Pirates!
Follow me.
[ALL CHEERING]
No, Freddy!
You, Sea Salt Sally,
get him ready to walk the plank.
Aye, aye, captain.
Tell me what you've done with my wife.
I demand to know where she--
Whoever that poor woman is,
she'll be thankin' me for this.
[PANTING]
Now what?
We can't just bob here like shark bait.
BOTH: Shark bait?
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I sure wish those ghost pirates would come back.
[SNIFFING]
You smell that, Scoob?
Yeah, coconuts.
And bananas.
Oh, no. They've lost it.
Actually, I think they may have found it.
Coconuts and bananas are found where?
On my mom's head.
No. Land.
Like, all aboard the Scooby train.
Next stop: land.
[ALL PANTING]
Good idea.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
If we're gonna rescue my parents and the others,
we have to find a way off this island.
We could build a raft.
We can't go back out on the ocean
without food and water.
Great idea.
You guys start on the raft.
Scoob and I will go banana hunting.
[¶¶¶]
SHAGGY: We haven't eaten in so long,
I can't remember what food tastes like.
Me neither.
Huh?
[LAUGHING]
Look at you, Scoob.
You've gone bananas.
[CHIRPING]
[LAUGHING]
Look, Scoob. Bananas.
BOTH: Yummy.
BOTH: Whoa!
[BOTH YELLING]
Whew. Phew.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Hey, guys.
Like, how did you get here?
We took the stairs.
[BOTH SIGH]
BOTH: Huh?
SHAGGY: What did you do, Scooby-Doo?
Maybe save the day. Good job, Scooby.
Like, why couldn't you have stumbled
onto a five-star hotel?
Sorry.
FRED: I can't see a thing.
Shaggy, what are you doing?
Feeling for a light switch.
This cave is thousands of years old.
There's no...
light switch.
I stand corrected.
GARCIA: My ship.
I thought she was lost forever.
The ghost pirates must've brought the Galaxy Gazer
back to this cave for some reason.
GARCIA: It's gone.
What?
My antique painting.
Is it valuable?
Only to someone who studies the stars.
It was a painting of the night sky
over the Bermuda Triangle 200 years ago.
What would ghost pirates want
with an old painting of stars?
SHAGGY: G-g-guys.
[GROWLS]
Looks like we have some uninvited guests
to our secret lair.
Ye will wish ye had gone down with your ship.
Prepare to suffer the wrath of Captain Skunkbeard.
Like, uh, can I get a rain check?
SKUNKBEARD: Seize them!
[WHIMPERING]
WALLY: Make way for the captain.
[SPITS]
Pop!
Oh, Freddy.
Where's Mom?
Stow it, ye scurvy pup.
My painting.
Huh?
Your painting?
Methinks we have the wrong man.
At last, the man who will lead me to that which I seek.
You're coming with me.
Mr. Jones, what does he want with Rupert?
Beats me. But I know one thing:
These pirates have no idea where they're goin'.
They kept askin' me for directions.
But, Pop, you get lost on the way to the bathroom.
That's what I told them.
That crazy old pirate kept showing me a painting
and asking me to take them to that spot in the ocean.
I said, "What do you think I am, some kind of
'Afro-photographer'?"
That's "astrocartographer."
So that's why they want Rupert.
The stars in the painting must be some kind of map.
FRED: But a map to where?
Hopefully away from this creepy fog.
Yeah.
[PLANES WHIRRING]
BOTH: Huh?
FRED: Look, someone's coming to rescue us.
It can't be.
Nobody flies planes like that anymore.
Aye, the Phantoms of the Triangle surface,
trying to frighten us away.
We must be gettin' close.
VELMA: The Cyclops?
That ship has been missing for more than 100 years.
So I guess they won't be saving us.
[WHIMPERING]
FRED: We must be going into the heart of the Bermuda Triangle.
[ROARS]
Be hearty, me mateys.
This is our moment of truth.
Yo, ho. Yo...
VELMA: We've got to do something.
Oh.
Never underestimate the power of platinum.
Voilà.
Now, we have to find the other captives.
Do you know where they are, Pop? Aw, shucks.
I haven't seen anyone else but the ghost pirates.
They must be below deck.
This way.
SKUNKBEARD: After tonight,
we will achieve what other men have only dreamed of:
We will travel through time.
What?
At the center we will find The Heavens' Light
which fell to earth centuries ago.
Do you mean a meteor?
The Heavens' Light is the source
of the Triangle's amazing power.
After tonight, the power will be mine.
But there is no pow--
Silence! The captain speaks.
Once I have The Heavens' Light in me hands,
I will be able to leap through time.
The waves of years past
will once again belong to Captain Skunkbeard.
[PIRATES CHEER]
You people are insane.
Belay the yapping, ye bilge-sucking cur.
And tell me,
be this the exact spot where the painting was made?
We're almost there.
There's Rigel, Betelgeuse and Polaris.
And it is exactly 22:22 hours.
The tide is at its lowest.
But there's nothing out here.
Just hundreds of miles of open sea.
Land ho!
GARCIA: But...that's impossible.
Furl the mainsail.
Here's our chance.
Let's go find the others.
Shh.
SHAGGY: Hey, what's in here?
Why would Captain Skunkbeard believe he can time-travel?
It doesn't make sense.
If you ask me,
that guy is a few doubloons short of a treasure.
Hmm?
Awww.
[GIGGLING]
Ow!
[YELLING]
ALL: Wow.
I don't understand. What is all this stuff?
It looks like a Bermuda Triangle museum.
Who would want a crazy collection like this?
They look like Captain Skunkbeard's
Phantoms of the Bermuda Triangle.
That's exactly what they are.
Remote-control models
designed to look full-size from a distance
when projected as holograms
through this projector.
Brilliant.
Mm-hmm.
[SNIFFS]
Wow, you're glowing, Scoob.
That's probably what made the water glow.
Someone wants to make sure
the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle looks real.
But why?
Who are they trying to fool?
I don't know. But if we're gonna find my mom and the others,
we're gonna need a plan.
That's my boy.
[¶¶¶]
We have to change course.
We're gonna crash into those rocks.
Steady as she goes, Mr. Wally.
Are you crazy, man? We'll all be...
[SWORDS SING]
...killed?
Steady as she goes.
[¶¶¶]
Ah.
[LAUGHS]
Finally, The Heavens' Light shall be mine.
Yes.
[LAUGHS]
Release the claw.
Now, raise The Heavens' Light from the briny deep.
Put your backs into it, boys,
for the mighty Captain Skunkbeard.
It won't be long now, Mr. Wally.
Aye, captain.
[LAUGHS]
Finally.
I can't believe it.
The Heavens' Light.
[GRUNTS]
Huh?
WALLY: Wha--?
What's happening?
It worked.
Time itself has become undone.
But it can't be. I didn't--
All my life I've waited for this moment.
[¶¶¶]
Arrogant humans.
You are too small and weak
for the power of The Heavens' Light.
Return it to the sea
and release your captives,
or pay the consequences.
But The Heavens' Light is mine. I command its powers.
You can't handle its powers.
Do not meddle with the fabric of space and time.
No, I won't back down.
Like, keep an eye out for the signal, Scoob.
Aye, aye.
ALL: Whoa, whoa!
Yow--
[MUFFLED WHIMPERING]
Wha--
Yaagh!
Methinks there's something fishy around here.
Don't change the subject, human.
[BOTH GASPING]
[BOTH SCREAM]
If you don't release your prisoners
and return The Heavens' Light to the Bermuda Triangle,
uh, really bad things will come for--
To pass.
Ye aliens favor some meddling kids.
Yeah, we get that a lot.
Jinkies. We've been hit.
Like, that could have gone better.
You think?
So trying to spring a trap, are ye?
Uh, we come in peace?
Seize them.
[ALL GROWLING]
["THAT'S THE WAY WE GO" PLAYING]
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ When trouble swings your way They say ¶
¶ To look before you leap ¶
¶ But he who hesitates Is lost ¶
¶ So I'll just dive in deep ¶
¶ I pay the piper For the tune ¶
¶ And if I'm led astray ¶
¶ Then with a helping hand Or two ¶
¶ A will there is a way ¶
¶ That's the way we go wherest The river flows, my friend ¶
¶ Two heads, to and fro Are better than one ¶
¶ Yeah, that's the way we go I'll be with ya till the end ¶
¶ The bigger they are The harder they fall ¶
¶ And we have just begun ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ When opportunity did knock ¶
¶ I opened up the door ¶
¶ And put me best Foot forward ¶
¶ For the unknown to explore ¶
¶ I never bit The hand that feeds ¶
¶ I learned me lessons well ¶
¶ Each dog will have his day ¶
¶ To lead us where The treasure dwells ¶
¶ That's the way we go wherest The river flows, my friend ¶
¶ Two heads, to and fro Are better than one ¶
¶ Yeah, that's the way we go I'll be with ya till the end ¶
¶ The bigger they are The harder they fall ¶
¶ And we have just begun ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ That's the way we go wherest The river flows, my friend ¶
¶ Two heads, to and fro Are better than one ¶
¶ Yeah, that's the way we go I'll be with ya till the end ¶
¶ The bigger they are The harder they fall ¶
¶ And we have just begun ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
SHAGGY: Like, yo, ho, ho.
Ahoy, you mangy marauders.
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo to the rescue.
[ALL SCREAMING]
That's one pirate ride I won't be standing in line for.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Captain Skunkbeard, your jib is up.
[ALL CHEER]
Nice work, guys.
Shiver me timbers and, like...
Yo, ho, ho.
[ALL LAUGH]
But who was behind all this madness?
I think I know.
VELMA: Biff Wellington, of course.
He was after the meteor all this time.
But he needed Rupert to find it.
But why go to all that trouble for a meteor?
[SIGHS]
All my life, I was fascinated with pirates.
The meteor would give me the power
to control the Triangle and time travel.
Then I, Captain Skunkbeard,
could take my rightful place
among the great pirates of yore.
Like, that's nuts, man.
[GIGGLES]
Mr. Wellington, where on Earth did you get such a crazy idea?
WALLY: From me.
ALL: Mr. Mysterio?
It was the only way I could get him
to finance a search for the meteor.
I convinced him that he was the reincarnation
of a famous pirate.
Huh?
You mean I'm not?
So you used remote-control vessels
that you projected as holograms
to fool Mr. Wellington into believing
that the legends of the Bermuda Triangle were true.
And I'll get away with it
in spite of you meddling swabbies.
But why do you want the meteor so badly?
It wasn't called The Heavens' Light for nothing.
[¶¶¶]
It's solid gold.
And it makes me richer than you, Wellington.
Now I will be the true master of the sea.
[ALL GASPING]
Like, I'm getting seasick.
[WHIMPERING] Me too.
What's going on?
Raising the meteor has triggered
some sort of volcanic activity.
It's the Triangle, you fools.
She wants her meteor back.
As crazy as that sounds, he's probably right.
We've gotta dump that rock.
[¶¶¶]
No!
[ROARS]
[GULPS]
Like, bad idea, man.
[BOTH GROWLING]
[LAUGHING]
[GIGGLING]
[SIGHS]
[GULPS]
Ooh!
[ALL GASPING]
We've gotta get out of here. Fred, do something.
[¶¶¶]
[GRUNTING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
[SIGHS] That was close. Good driving, Fred.
A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Looks like the island is lost forever.
And the meteor too.
Now, let's find my parents.
Sunny St. Cloud?
[GROWLS]
And Captain Crothers.
My crew?
I can't believe that everyone on the ship
was involved in the conspiracy.
They weren't, at least not consciously.
Like, huh?
But I don't understand.
Woodenleg Wally, a.k.a. Mr. Mysterio,
hypnotized everyone on the ship
to think they were pirates.
He used them to aid him in his greedy plan.
And it was working until you came along.
But where are my parents?
Jinkies. Look, Fred.
A dead man tells no tales.
It's time to send ye down to Davy Jones' locker.
Oh, please, I really don't make very good fish food.
Avast, ye treacherous, lying scoundrel.
Stop!
Argh! Don't come any closer.
Mrs. Pirate, ma'am, please.
Release them from your spell.
Why should I?
[GASPING]
Alazamboozle.
Mom?
Skip.
Come in from out there. You could fall off.
Peggy?
[BOTH GASPING]
FRED: Don't move.
We have to do something quick.
Scooby.
[¶¶¶]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Ooh.
Hey.
[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]
Ah, Mom. Pop.
Oh, thank you, hon.
I'm so proud.
[FOGHORN BLOWING]
[PLAYING FUN TROPICAL MUSIC]
FRED: Well, looks like we had a mystery cruise after all.
According to my calculations, if we keep this direction,
we'll be back in Miami in no time.
And right on schedule.
I've contacted the authorities in Miami.
They'll pick up those two pirates when we arrive.
[GROWLS]
What a trip.
Wait until your next birthday, Freddy.
Like, how about some nice, safe cake and ice cream?
Are you sure? Wouldn't you like a nice ski trip
to the Himalayas?
And risk a run-in with the abominable snowman?
Forget it.
[ALL LAUGH]
Take us home, captain.
Yo, ho, ho,
and Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[GIGGLES]
[¶¶¶]
["BLOW YE WINDS" PLAYING]
¶ When trouble swings your way They say ¶
¶ To look before you leap ¶
¶ But he who hesitates Is lost ¶
¶ So I'll just dive in deep ¶
¶ I pay the piper For the tune ¶
¶ And if I'm led astray ¶
¶ Then with a helping hand Or two ¶
¶ A will there is a way ¶
¶ That's the way we go wherest The river flows, my friend ¶
¶ Two heads, to and fro Are better than one ¶
¶ Yeah, that's the way we go I'll be with ya till the end ¶
¶ The bigger they are The harder they fall ¶
¶ And we have just begun ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na-na-na-na-na ¶
¶ Hey, na-na-na Hey, na-na ¶
¶ The storm has shown its face To you today so don't delay ¶
¶ It's time for hiding And dividing ¶
¶ From the fury and the sound ¶
¶ And cutting like a knife The wind is howling ¶
¶ And the growling of the Thunder's there to plunder ¶
¶ And to swallow up The ground ¶
¶ Winds will blow The seas will swell ¶
¶ And overflow So fare thee well ¶
¶ And away-hey-up And all surround ¶
¶ Blow ye winds For we are bound ¶
¶ Away-hey-up There for the sound ¶
¶ Yo-hi-ho And blow me down ¶
¶ The storm has set its sight On you today so come what may ¶
¶ You'll take your chances In advances ¶
¶ There upon you to remain ¶
¶ It stirs and swells And hovers ¶
¶ So try to hide and cover ¶
¶ There's a patch upon the eye Of the hurricane ¶
¶ And away-hey-up And all surround ¶
¶ Blow ye winds For we are bound ¶
¶ Away-hey-up There for the sound ¶
¶ Yo-hi-ho And blow me down ¶
["RUN FOR THE HILLS" PLAYING]
¶ Do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do-do-do ¶
¶ Talk about a wrong place ¶ ¶ And a wrong time ¶
¶ In a big mess ¶ ¶ Looking for a sign ¶
¶ With what I'm facin' I better get to chasin' ¶
¶ Run for the hills ¶
¶ And never look behind ¶
¶ Somebody tell me It's just a bad dream ¶
¶ Just a freaky dream Or a sneak who's being mean ¶
¶ Somebody ¶ ¶ Wake me ¶
¶ Shake me Fake me ¶
¶ Make me a way to get Out of this scene ¶
¶ Ohhhh ¶
[SCOOBY GULPS]
¶ Somebody tell me It's just a bad dream ¶
¶ Just a freaky dream Or a sneak who's bein' mean ¶
¶ Ohhhh ¶ ¶ Shake me ¶
¶ Make me a way to get Out of this scene ¶