1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,373 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 2 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:18,952 [OVER RADIO] Command, this is Captain Irons. 3 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:23,156 I got a visual on a UAP in close, bearing 310. 4 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:26,960 WOMAN: Roger, Irons. We don't see anything on the scope. 5 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,396 CAPTAIN IRONS: I've never seen anything maneuver like that. 6 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:31,970 Turning inland towards the park. 7 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,700 WOMAN: Our scope is still clear. Does IFF show us blocked? 8 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,201 CAPTAIN IRONS: Negative, that's moving too fast. 9 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:36,403 Permission to engage now. 10 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,805 WOMAN: Disengage and back off, Irons. 11 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:40,974 Repeat, do not engage. 12 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:43,977 Acknowledge. 13 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:45,378 CAPTAIN IRONS: No can do. I need a closer look. 14 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:47,447 [WHOOSHES] 15 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,557 [GROANS] 16 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,226 [LAUGHING] 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,163 Too much mustard. I thought we were friends. 18 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,165 CHARLIE: We are friends.[LILY CHUCKLES] 19 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,366 What are you doing? 20 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:07,834 I hit him with a little too much mustard. 21 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:08,935 Yeah, you think? 22 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:10,870 I wish I could make him laugh like that. 23 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:13,540 What can I say? Daddy's boy. 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,275 Key to his heart is fake pain. 25 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,110 [LOUD RUMBLING] 26 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,419 [DISTANT EXPLOSION] 27 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,223 Come here, Charlie. Come on. 28 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:31,925 It's okay, honey. 29 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,193 It's okay. It's okay. 30 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:34,928 Here, stay with Charlie and call 911. 31 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,296 Jack, come on, stop. 32 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,598 What are you doing?[SOFTLY] The nearest town's an hour away. 33 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:40,900 If I don't try to help, who will? 34 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,436 It's okay, I'll be right back.Okay. Okay, go, go. 35 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:46,940 Yeah, it's probably just fireworks. 36 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,641 [ENGINE ACCELERATING] 37 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,104 [GASPS] 38 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:20,974 [EXHALES] 39 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,610 God. I'm sorry. 40 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,546 You okay? Sorry, I didn't see you. Hey. 41 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,618 You all right? 42 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:33,953 Hey. What's your name, buddy? 43 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,189 Irons. 44 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,323 What? 45 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:41,161 Captain Sean Irons. U.S. Air Force. 46 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,962 Are you alone? What happened? 47 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,831 No, we had a collision. 48 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,132 Collision? 49 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:47,467 With what? 50 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,575 JACK: Are you sure you're okay? 51 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,144 [IRONS BREATHING HEAVILY] 52 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:07,821 [EXHALES] 53 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:13,793 Is that a...UAP. 54 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,663 What?Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon. 55 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,932 UFO wasn't working for you guys? 56 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:27,741 I've been waiting a long time to see one of these up close. 57 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:33,460 This technology's gonna change everything. 58 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,681 Hey, there's something moving. 59 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,551 FEMALE VOICE: Analyzing planet. 60 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,999 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Guardian denied. 61 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,109 Guardian accepted. 62 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:10,950 Pairing. 63 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,194 Self-destruct initiated. 64 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:23,960 Watch it! 65 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:26,933 [GASPS] Come here. 66 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,894 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Analyzing planet. 67 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:57,630 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: No one has claimed responsibility 68 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:01,434 for tonight's daring rescue of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls. 69 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,300 But eyewitnesses report 70 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:06,740 yet another sighting of the hero dubbed The Guard. 71 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,643 MALE NEWSCASTER: Crime rate is actually going down. 72 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,460 Overall crime has dropped four percent. 73 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,480 CHARLIE: Hey, Daddy! Come play catch with me. 74 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,883 JACK: Look, I'm sorry. How about next week? 75 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,180 LILY: I can't do this anymore, Jack. 76 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,319 JACK: Charlie, we're still a family. 77 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:22,489 In breaking news, another possible Guard sighting. 78 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,324 The Guard is using alien technology. 79 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:27,600 The laws of thermodynamics and physics just don't even apply. 80 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,296 And I can find the power source, but I need resources. 81 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:33,933 Looking at you, Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Industries. 82 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,918 CHARLIE: [SOFTLY] You messed with the wrong superhero. 83 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:54,320 Bad guy, you better say your prayers. 84 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,623 TEACHER: Charlie?Guard's gonna kick your butt. 85 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,858 TEACHER: Charlie![STUDENTS GIGGLING] 86 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,193 You're up. 87 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,832 [IN NORMAL VOICE] The nuc... No. 88 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:12,706 Well, my presentation isn't about any of these energy sources, 89 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,741 it's actually about a new one, 90 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:18,144 which happens to be 91 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,780 the world's greatest hero, The Guard. 92 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,649 [MOUTHING] No.Charlie, how is this relevant? 93 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,217 Everybody's talking about how The Guard 94 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,486 stopped that nuclear meltdown in India, right? 95 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,888 Or how he saved those kids in Taiwan, 96 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,857 or stopped that jet from crashing in Brazil. 97 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,260 But nobody's talking about how he did it. 98 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,829 He's got some kind of new energy source, 99 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,263 and it's not any of these... 100 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:41,334 Uh... 101 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,136 Hey. Am I at the right place? 102 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,807 TEACHER: You must be Maya Monroe? 103 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:51,211 Class, this is our new transfer student from Turkey, 104 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,748 so please do not mock any strange customs that she... 105 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,282 She used to go here. 106 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,584 [BURPS] 107 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,520 [STUDENTS TITTERING] 108 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,620 Whatever. 109 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,921 Miss Monroe, take a seat. 110 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:04,157 Charlie, you can continue, and please 111 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,793 bring this back to the subject at hand. 112 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,362 [WHISPERS] What?[WHISPERS] I don't know. 113 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:10,430 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 114 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,798 BOY1: Finally.You know what? 115 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,466 BOY 2: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 116 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:15,702 TEACHER: Test tomorrow. 117 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,300 [STUDENTS GROANING] 118 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,105 BOTH: Berger! Berger! Berger! 119 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,541 My parents are so embarrassing.[CONTINUES] Berger! Berger! 120 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,777 At least your dad shows up. 121 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,979 Mine's at a never-ending IT conference. 122 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:28,648 Look.BERGER: Hey. 123 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,151 Lizzie with Maya. Nine o'clock.[BURPS] 124 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:34,120 So my elementary school BFF just showed back up 125 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,157 after, like, years of traveling the world. 126 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,758 So jealous. 127 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:41,127 What's your at?I'm not on social media. 128 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:42,195 What? 129 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,633 Okay. Well, what are your interests? 130 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,336 Um, lock picking, Norwegian Death Metal 131 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:52,720 and I can field-strip an M4 blindfolded. 132 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,700 Okay. 133 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,775 You ask Lizzie to the dance yet? 134 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,310 Not yet. 135 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,946 Women like it when you leave things till the last minute. 136 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:02,248 Where'd you hear that?Yo! Berger... 137 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,850 Mom wanted me to bring you your fan, so, here. 138 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,188 Take it. 139 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:11,191 You ever think about how you call him Berger, 140 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,759 but that's your last name, too? 141 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:15,395 That's why I go as Big Mac, because, uh, 142 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,132 I'm the tastiest Berger.Okay. 143 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,436 GIRL: Wow, this is a real blowout. 144 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:26,239 COACH HAMMER: Let's go, Forrest. 145 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,800 Charlie Kincaid. 146 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,343 Uh, Coach? I think you, um, 147 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:33,546 accidentally said my first and last name? 148 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,448 You're in. We need a lefty. 149 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,385 BOY: Man, that's a big kid. 150 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,854 Who is that? 151 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:43,230 That's Forrest Deal. 152 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,792 They call him "The Sequoia." 153 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,930 BOY: Now pitching is Charlie Kincaid. 154 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,528 COACH: Crafty Kincaid, look alive. 155 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,196 Come on, Forrest! Let's go! 156 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:52,265 I heard he bullies his own parents. 157 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,333 [CHUCKLES] 158 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,334 BOY: Good luck, Charlie. 159 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,403 I heard that his stare is so deadly 160 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,304 he can't even look himself in the mirror. 161 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,607 LIZZIE: Let's go, Charlie! You got this. 162 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:04,878 Didn't know this was the Peewee Leagues. 163 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,713 Didn't know they allowed steroids in middle school. 164 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,515 BOY: Come on, Charlie.BERGER: Please don't kill my friend. 165 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,316 All right, let's go, Forrest. [GRINNING] Crush it. 166 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,385 [CROWD CHANTING] Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! 167 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,996 [GROANS]Ooh. 168 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,660 BOY: That's gonna leave a mark. 169 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,735 Charlie.His mama gonna be mad. 170 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,700 [SONG PLAYING] 171 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:38,144 This song again? Can we just change... 172 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:39,879 No. No, we can't. 173 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,481 Plus we all know this song's a classic. 174 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,951 BERGER: No one knows that.CHARLIE: Oh, God. 175 00:09:45,510 --> 00:09:47,354 BIG MAC: No, okay, well, my car, my music. 176 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,389 All right?[SOFTLY] My life is over. 177 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:54,994 Uh, that's 24. 178 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:56,863 That's right on the fence. You wanna go for it? 179 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,932 Nah. They're just kids. Let 'em go. 180 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,233 I hate kids. 181 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,534 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO] 182 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,802 Even my own. 183 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,604 BERGER: Bye, Charlie. 184 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,400 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: But eyewitnesses report yet another sighting of... 185 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,576 What? ...the hero dubbed The Guard. 186 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:13,613 Once again authorities have found no fingerprints and no other evidence 187 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:17,417 with the exception of strange patterns left on the scene. Now a trademark... 188 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,686 Hey. How was the game? ...of Guard's sightings. 189 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,955 Another Guard sighting?Yeah. 190 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:24,524 ...what is The Guard exactly? 191 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,590 Is it a lone vigilante or...[CELL PHONE RINGING] 192 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,762 Hey. Did you pack a bag for your dad's yet? 193 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,530 We both know he's gonna cancel. 194 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,633 Hey! Hey, Jack. Hey. 195 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:37,637 Joining us tonight is Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Tactical. 196 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:41,141 His business has been uniquely impacted by the so-called Guard, 197 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,143 who has ushered a new era of peace 198 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,711 leaving many countries to... 199 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,112 Yeah, I saw. 200 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,681 NEWSCASTER: Your company, Argon Tactical, 201 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,830 recently reported operating losses 202 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,585 for the first time in 13 years, so... 203 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,987 That's not true. 204 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,289 I think it is. No, that's definitely not true. 205 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,325 JACK: Just push it to next week, the celebration.[SIGHS] 206 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,194 Jack, come on, I'm... 207 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,960 I'm sorry.Don't do this to me today. 208 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,265 I am so sick of all these excuses. 209 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,100 JACK: I'm sorry. It's my job.All right, well... 210 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,350 I'm dropping him off at 6:00, so you better be there. 211 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,171 Okay.Okay. Yeah, bye. 212 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,475 Let me guess. Another "IT conference"? 213 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,943 Rescheduling for next month? 214 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:19,379 No! He's really excited to see you tonight. 215 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,781 I bet he doesn't even remember my birthday. 216 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,284 Of course, he does. 217 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,986 Come on, go, go get your bag packed 218 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:28,688 and maybe take a shower. 219 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:33,590 If The Guard continues to erode the need for a defense industry 220 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,829 will there be panic at companies like yours? 221 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,732 I'll... I'll give you a better question that you could have asked. 222 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,350 With zero oversight... 223 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,404 what happens if The Guard has a bad day? 224 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,144 LILY: Look, he's there waiting for you. 225 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,790 CHARLIE: Why are we doing this? 226 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,483 LILY: Hey.All right! 227 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,718 Hi.LILY: Hey. 228 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,390 He looks a little older, I can tell. 229 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,590 He's really happy about it.Very happy to be here! 230 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,927 Okay, you wanna just put that stuff inside 231 00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:09,229 and I'll meet you in there? 232 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,766 I feel like I'm in trouble. 233 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,668 No, no, no, he had a rough day. 234 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,336 Um, candles are in the bottom. 235 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,720 My favorite!Try not to eat 'em all tonight. 236 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,274 We'll do our best, no promises. 237 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:27,800 This isn't gonna last forever, Jack, you know that, right? 238 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,782 Before we know it, he's gonna be grown up and... 239 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,217 you're gonna be begging him to return your calls. 240 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:34,540 You don't have to convince me. Okay? 241 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,424 I want to spend more time with him, I really do. 242 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,959 I've just been busy. 243 00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:43,263 There are some things that are more important than work, Jack. 244 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:45,598 Okay?I know. 245 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,268 Talk to him.Yeah. 246 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,369 Tonight. 247 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,338 Been a while.Yes. 248 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,207 I like what you've not done with the place. 249 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,844 I'm going for that kinda single-dad short-term rental feel. 250 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,214 Where's that funny mug I got you? 251 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,116 Uh, it's around here somewhere. 252 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,953 Listen, Charlie, sorry about the game. 253 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,155 Missed my connecting flight in Denver 254 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:12,920 and in-flight Wi-Fi was screwed up. 255 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,960 But I got you something. 256 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:15,795 It's okay, you don't have to bribe me. 257 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,430 Yes, I do have to bribe you. 258 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,433 And I'm gonna be... I'm gonna bribe you. 259 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,302 Wait right here! 260 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,873 Okay, Charlie. My old mitt. 261 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,109 Now, I have been saving this for you, 262 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,311 and I think now is the time. 263 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,314 I'm a lefty, Dad. 264 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,252 Oh, yeah. That's right. 265 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,221 Sorry about that, I... 266 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,125 Well, if you could have anything, 267 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,594 what else would you want? 268 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,463 I just want to go camping again. 269 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,931 Like we used to? 270 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,635 That's a great idea. Well, as soon as things slow down at work, 271 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,804 we're gonna do that. In the meantime... 272 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,409 I got this Nintendo Switch. 273 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,479 I know you don't like bribes.I accept bribes. 274 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,581 JACK: Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going. 275 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,584 Three, two, one...go! 276 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,200 Home run! Dinger! 277 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,523 Boom, boom, boom, boom... 278 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,526 And now pizza! 279 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,763 We got to do it in three, two, one.Two, one. 280 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,465 Ah, come on. 281 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,400 Does this game not have HBT? 282 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,236 What's an HBT?You know, Hidden Ball Trick? 283 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,805 You know that one, right? 284 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,840 Where the first baseman pretends to throw it to the pitcher, 285 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,776 and then when the base runner takes a little lead off first 286 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,378 and he's right there, then he grabs it with a...What? 287 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,347 Hey. Cheater.And they get him right there... 288 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,583 No, no, hold on. That's cheating. You're wasting all my... 289 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,752 Give it back. You're making me lose. Look what you did. 290 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,554 Ah.[CHUCKLES] 291 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,356 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 292 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,224 Sorry. Let me just get this. 293 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:54,327 Okay. 294 00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,466 Hurry up. 295 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,336 JACK: Hey. Sorry that took so long. 296 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:10,377 Let me guess. Something at work. 297 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,413 Yeah, that was my boss. I gotta... 298 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,281 I guess there's an emergency, so I'm gonna have to... 299 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,417 There's always an emergency. 300 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,986 Why can't you just cancel, like you always do? 301 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:21,755 Charlie, listen, I know this sucks. 302 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,657 I wanna stay here and celebrate with you. 303 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:28,528 But, I gotta go. You have to believe me when I say it's important. 304 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,563 Yeah, I know. More important than me. 305 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,465 No, that's not what I'm saying. 306 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,901 You only had me over because Mom forced you to. 307 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,102 Just be honest! 308 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,370 You want me to be honest? 309 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,938 Yeah. That's all I want. 310 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:42,308 Listen. I'm gonna be back in a couple days, tops. Okay? 311 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,911 And we're gonna sit down, and I'm gonna explain things 312 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,715 in a way that I hope that you're gonna understand what's been happening. 313 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,350 Oh, I understand fine. 314 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,530 You're just a crappy dad. 315 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,458 Charlie... 316 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,631 Well, you can't be here by yourself. 317 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,499 Let me call Mom and she'll come pick you up. 318 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,767 CHARLIE: Nah, I got it. I got it. 319 00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:10,737 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 320 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,508 Hey, Mom. Uh, hold on to your hat. 321 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:19,790 Dad has a work emergency, so can you come pick me up? 322 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,349 Yeah, I know, it's a bummer. 323 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,351 Okay. 324 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,186 She'll be here in ten minutes. 325 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,520 You don't have to wait.Listen. I know. 326 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,589 I'm not a baby anymore, Dad. 327 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:31,925 Okay, I'll see you later. 328 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,432 Fanny pack. 329 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,767 Can't forget that. 330 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,300 I love you. 331 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,604 I'll see you in a couple days. 332 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,575 [DOOR CLOSES] 333 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,678 You still there? 334 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,613 I love it when you call me "Mom". 335 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,448 Now, let's throw a rager. 336 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,500 Yeah, let's throw a rager. 337 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,352 Wait, what is a rager? 338 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,880 [MOUTHING SONG] 339 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,142 [DOORBELL RINGS] 340 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,778 [IN FEMALE VOICE] Hey, Berger. 341 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:26,880 Hi. 342 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,918 Oh, crap. 343 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,358 [MOUTHING]What are you doing here? 344 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,861 Berger said I could borrow your notes for that stupid test tomorrow. 345 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,264 Also, he said your dad abandoned you 346 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,533 and you're listening to Anne Murray alone. 347 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,869 All right, let's get this rager started. 348 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,705 [MUSIC SWITCHES] 349 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,973 LIZZIE: Much better. 350 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,130 [WHISPERS] Dude, what the hell? 351 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,282 Uh, chicks dig sob stories. 352 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,783 Why did you bring 'em here at all? 353 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,486 I'm sorry, I didn't know you wanted to have a one-on-one rager. 354 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,654 Maya does not like me. 355 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,122 She left the country because of me. 356 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,858 BERGER: If that were true, she wouldn't be here right now. 357 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,193 Take a deep breath in. 358 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,428 And now breathe into your hands 359 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,563 and tell me how your breath smells. 360 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,431 [SNIFFS] It's good.Okay. 361 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,134 Now, use some of that sweet, sweet breath 362 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,503 and ask Maya to the dance. 363 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,138 No. 364 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,641 Do you ladies want a sugary beverage? 365 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:29,976 LIZZIE: Lead the way. 366 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,780 Wait. It's your birthday tomorrow? 367 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,882 You remember my birthday? 368 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,117 No, it's on the photo. 369 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,688 Cool. Cool. 370 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,892 I don't like to make a big deal. 371 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,894 I always find birthdays disappointing. 372 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,896 Birthdays with divorced parents suck. 373 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,799 Tell me about it. My dad is the king 374 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,801 of thoughtless airport gifts. 375 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,903 Do you know how many butt pillows I have at home? 376 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,472 I think those are neck pillows. 377 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,275 There's only two forks? 378 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,144 What is this guy, a serial killer? 379 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,945 I want to, um... 380 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,149 ...address the... 381 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:12,986 I don't know if you remember fifth grade? 382 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,622 Yeah, what happened in fifth grade? 383 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:19,459 I feel really bad about what I did. 384 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:23,163 and I don't, um, know... 385 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,933 ...how to say this. 386 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,360 But...What's happening? 387 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:33,730 What's happening is I'm trying to open up. 388 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,108 No, like, behind you.That's what I'm trying to say. 389 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,681 Berger?Lizzie? 390 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:45,352 I hit the balls and it opened up and I can't... 391 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,686 It's okay, I understand. 392 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,288 Your dad's a freak. 393 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:50,924 Whoa. 394 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:54,794 Wait. Careful, careful. 395 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,297 BERGER: How do we open it?We need a code. 396 00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,600 This is just like an escape room. Scan the room for clues. 397 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,836 It's numerical. 398 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:06,306 So that rules out childhood pets, birthplace. 399 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,141 When's your parents' anniversary? 400 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,309 They're divorced. 401 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,311 LIZZIE: How about your dad's birthday? 402 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,879 November 18th. 403 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,714 [BEEPS] 404 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,117 LIZZIE: Or... 405 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,787 Better yet, the birthday of a loved one.Nothing. 406 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,889 Hey, Happy Almost Birthday. 407 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,894 0-4-0-7-0-8. 408 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,129 [UNLOCKING BEEP] 409 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,768 [WHIRRING] 410 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,938 BERGER: Hello.LIZZIE: Whoa. 411 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,174 Looks like an elevator. 412 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,709 What, to go upstairs? 413 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,644 That's kinda lazy, isn't it? 414 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,800 Why is there only one button? 415 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,786 Please don't touch... 416 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,788 [ALL SCREAMING] 417 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,392 My guts are floating. 418 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,628 [ALL SCREAMING] 419 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,936 [GROANING] 420 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,107 MAYA: How far down did we go?Far. 421 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,785 Yeah... I'm okay. 422 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,629 MAYA: Whoa, this place is big. 423 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,735 AUTOMATED VOICE: Headquarters activating. 424 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,841 Come on. 425 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,313 BERGER: How far down are we? 426 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,292 This is so tight. 427 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,194 This is beyond tight. 428 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,130 This is the tightest. 429 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:12,980 Look at that. 430 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,410 CHARLIE: Come on, guys, over here. 431 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:25,111 BERGER: Whoa, what's this? 432 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,613 MAYA: Okay, how could he have built this? 433 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,548 We're, like, a hundred miles underground. 434 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:29,949 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome. 435 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,688 [BEEPING] 436 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,399 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mission in progress. 437 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:50,136 "Current location: New Zealand." 438 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,204 LIZZIE: That's far away. 439 00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:53,973 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mission archive. 440 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,885 Plane crash in Brazil. 441 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,888 Nuclear meltdown in India. 442 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,256 That was all over the news! 443 00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:12,692 Tsunami in Japan. 444 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,728 The thing in the Empire State Building. 445 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,262 These are all The Guard's missions. 446 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:21,434 We're in The Guard's secret headquarters. 447 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,370 Which is under your dad's house. 448 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,971 Do you realize what this means? 449 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,740 It means my dad 450 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,770 works for The Guard. 451 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:32,879 No.Dude. 452 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,181 It means your dad is The Guard. 453 00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:37,384 What? 454 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:39,850 No. 455 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:42,122 My dad is not The Guard. The Guard is like the greatest hero ever. 456 00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:43,890 BERGER: Okay.My dad can't handle hot wings. 457 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,158 Yeah.I've seen him without his shirt on. 458 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:46,359 He can barely swim. 459 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,796 Okay.My dad is not The Guard. 460 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:51,731 MAYA: Somebody's in denial. 461 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:54,734 Hey, guys. 462 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,936 Does The Guard wear a fanny pack? 463 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,446 IRONS: Lost it again. Signal blocker's too strong. 464 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,352 Run it again. Simulate its origin. 465 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,820 On it. 466 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,623 So, Irons, where do we stand on finding The Guard's source? 467 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,893 We'll find it, all right? Relax. We just need more time. 468 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,428 Time? 469 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,664 You've had time. You've had years. 470 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,320 Sooner or later, it becomes binary, okay? 471 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,680 You either found it or you haven't. 472 00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:30,370 And you haven't. And that's why I'm pulling the plug. 473 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:33,306 You're firing me? 474 00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:34,874 Oh, I'm not just firing you. 475 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,676 No, no, I'm firing everybody. 476 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,346 I'm firing that guy, firing him, her. 477 00:24:39,446 --> 00:24:40,513 She's all right, he's cool. 478 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,282 I know what happened that night. 479 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:45,618 And I know I've lost everything trying to prove that it's real. 480 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:47,587 My credibility, my career.My money. 481 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:50,457 My own government tried to destroy me for asking questions. 482 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:51,658 Why do you think that is? 483 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,259 Listen, I love that story. 484 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,528 The uniform, the woods, the bad man who stole the orb, 485 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:56,863 how you got your little boo-boo. 486 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:58,631 I get it. Tell it to someone else. 487 00:24:58,732 --> 00:25:02,469 As soon as The Guard makes a mistake, we'll find the Source. 488 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,671 If there's one thing I learned about The Guard 489 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,173 it's he doesn't make mistakes. 490 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,943 All right, you got till the end of the week to shut this down. 491 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:14,347 AUTOMATED VOICE: Printing in progress. 492 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,321 Wow. Cool lasers. 493 00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:29,629 Escape hatch panel number 13 complete. 494 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,364 BERGER: Look, it's building itself. 495 00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:40,940 LIZZIE: Some kind of 3D printer from space. 496 00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:42,876 Ooh, tell it to print a fake ID. 497 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,110 BERGER: Can it print Britney Spears? 498 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,912 Hasn't she been through enough? 499 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,214 Can't print people. 500 00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,383 Looks like only a few things to choose from. 501 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,754 Uh, Maya, I think you pressed the wrong button. 502 00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:56,489 Yeah. Emergency shutoff. 503 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,992 CHARLIE: This is a bad idea.LIZZIE: Uh, here, try this button. 504 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:02,562 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 505 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,541 AUTOMATED VOICE: Transferring to charging station. 506 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:32,659 Nice material. 507 00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:34,160 Oh, what's this? 508 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,962 BERGER: Looks like a magic wand. 509 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,670 Whoa. 510 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:44,400 [GASPS] 511 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:57,984 Looking good, Hermione. 512 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,620 It's not a magic wand, it's a magnet wand. 513 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:02,188 What? 514 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,250 [SCOFFS] 515 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,972 It's a HUD. 516 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,573 A what?A heads-up display. 517 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,443 I wonder what this button does? 518 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:27,470 [LIZZIE SCREAMING] 519 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:30,517 Help me! Berger! Berger! It's not a backpack! 520 00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:33,286 CHARLIE: Hold on, I'm coming!Turn it off! 521 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:35,755 Pull me down, Maya!Okay, hang on, hang on, I got... 522 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:39,526 Whoa!BERGER: Lizzie, careful! 523 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:43,960 [LIZZIE SCREAMING] 524 00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:46,900 You okay?That was awesome. 525 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:48,268 That was crazy.You guys okay? 526 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:50,603 AUTOMATED VOICE: Target applying. 527 00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:51,705 Oh, shh... 528 00:27:52,806 --> 00:27:54,700 [MAYA GRUNTS] 529 00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:55,675 LIZZIE: Oh, my God, Maya! 530 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,810 I killed Maya.You killed Maya. 531 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,716 I killed Maya.You killed Maya! 532 00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:07,253 She's okay. You're okay. 533 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,589 That was awesome. 534 00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:12,292 AUTOMATED VOICE: Shrink to fit. 535 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,829 Stylish and functional.BERGER: Guys, check this out! 536 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:17,564 [ALL SCREAMING] 537 00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:19,650 LIZZIE: Where's his head? 538 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:23,303 It's DJ Berger, the headless assassin comin' at you live! 539 00:28:23,403 --> 00:28:24,437 Berger? 540 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:27,607 Guys! Guys! Look over here. 541 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:32,212 BERGER: Ooh, I look good today. 542 00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:33,713 How? 543 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,215 It's amazing! 544 00:28:35,315 --> 00:28:38,651 You put your head through one magic portal thingy 545 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:41,121 and it comes out the other. 546 00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,490 Oh, my gosh. 547 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,392 Ooh, what's that? 548 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:46,826 [ALARM CHIRPS] 549 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,363 [ALL SCREAMING] 550 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:54,434 AUTOMATED VOICE: G-mobile summoned. Ready for mission. 551 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:56,369 This is sick. 552 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:01,141 LIZZIE: You still think your dad's The Guard's butler? 553 00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:41,715 Uh... 554 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:44,384 You okay? 555 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:46,486 What? Yeah, I, um... 556 00:29:48,321 --> 00:29:50,557 I'm just ready to get outta here. 557 00:29:50,657 --> 00:29:53,693 Right, 'cause it kinda looks like you broke something. 558 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:58,832 Yeah, I guess I don't know my own strength. 559 00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,767 [FLAMINGOPLAYING] 560 00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:06,506 Hey. Now that we're alone, 561 00:30:06,606 --> 00:30:10,243 I just wanted you to know that I've been picking up on your signal... 562 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:13,313 And...What? 563 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:16,282 Yes. I would love to go to the dance with you. 564 00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:20,387 Aww. 565 00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:22,389 Thank you for the completely random 566 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:24,991 and utterly last-minute offer, Berger. 567 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,693 Truly. 568 00:30:26,793 --> 00:30:28,561 But, I already have a date. 569 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:32,699 Who?An older guy, more my speed. 570 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:35,368 You're a little young for me. 571 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,239 But we're the same age. 572 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:43,743 CHARLIE: Guys, we gotta put everything back where we found it. 573 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,412 Nobody can know we were in here.[MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY] 574 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,647 You know we have that test tomorrow, anyway. 575 00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:49,182 That class was so easy. 576 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:50,950 I wish I could take it for you. 577 00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:52,419 About that... 578 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,321 I kind of have a crazy idea. 579 00:30:56,723 --> 00:30:57,724 [BURPS] 580 00:30:58,391 --> 00:30:59,559 A covert mission. 581 00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:02,395 But, we're gonna need to borrow a few gadgets. 582 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,570 TEACHER: You have five minutes to complete this test. 583 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:11,938 No phones. 584 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:14,374 Cheaters will be prosecuted. 585 00:31:38,765 --> 00:31:39,866 LIZZIE: "Maya." 586 00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:42,669 No problem. 587 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,742 You ready to chop down the Sequoia? 588 00:31:48,842 --> 00:31:49,809 [MOUTHING] What the hell? 589 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:53,947 VIRGINIA: We got a hit. It's strong. 590 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,383 Hawaii, Irons, you seeing this? 591 00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:57,917 That was awesome.She didn't even notice. 592 00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,953 TEACHER: Excuse me, Mister Berger. 593 00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:01,621 Uh... 594 00:32:01,721 --> 00:32:03,456 What was that thing you put in your locker? 595 00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:06,259 It was a sculpture I made for art class. 596 00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:08,395 I got my eyes on you, Berger. 597 00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:12,999 Very challenging test, thank you.Anytime. 598 00:32:13,990 --> 00:32:14,434 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 599 00:32:17,404 --> 00:32:18,905 Hey, Coach?Yeah. 600 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:20,940 Put me in. 601 00:32:21,410 --> 00:32:22,342 You sure about that? 602 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:24,344 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 603 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,254 PLATE UMPIRE: Strike one! 604 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:35,855 That was pretty fast. 605 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:36,923 This is the lifeline. 606 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:41,327 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power increased. 607 00:32:41,828 --> 00:32:42,662 Charlie. 608 00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:44,464 We got a strong flash signal. 609 00:32:44,564 --> 00:32:46,320 Like single-mom strong. 610 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,400 IRONS: This could be it. 611 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,350 This is the prosperity line. 612 00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:00,313 Strike two! 613 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,916 And this is the, uh, line that tells me 614 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,180 that you don't have a date to the dance. 615 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:10,690 AUTOMATED VOICE: Maximum strength. 616 00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:15,495 Do you wanna go with me? 617 00:33:15,595 --> 00:33:17,397 I guess.Yeah, cool. 618 00:33:44,391 --> 00:33:46,920 [CROWD CLAPPING] 619 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:47,427 Now that's fast. 620 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:48,962 Strike three. You're out. 621 00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:50,960 [BOTH CHEER] 622 00:33:56,503 --> 00:33:58,405 Shotgun!BERGER: You owe me a new glove! 623 00:33:58,505 --> 00:33:59,773 LIZZIE: What's next? 624 00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:01,675 [ALL SCREAMING] 625 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:07,881 [TIRES SCREECHING] 626 00:34:07,981 --> 00:34:10,917 [SHOUTING] You're an excellent driver!Thanks! 627 00:34:18,525 --> 00:34:20,160 HAWAII: Is The Guard doing donuts? 628 00:34:20,994 --> 00:34:22,128 IRONS: Stay on him. 629 00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:30,503 NEWSCASTER: And in breaking news, another possible Guard sighting. 630 00:34:30,603 --> 00:34:31,871 Local officials... 631 00:34:32,706 --> 00:34:34,307 [BEEPING]OFFICER GRANT: 108! 632 00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,408 Oh! We got a live one! 633 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:36,876 Light 'em up! 634 00:34:36,976 --> 00:34:38,278 [SIREN WAILING] 635 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:40,180 Dispatch, we got a 10-80 in progress. 636 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,849 Looks like a hippie van on steroids. 637 00:34:42,949 --> 00:34:44,150 Are those police sirens? 638 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,553 Charlie? Charlie, I need you to gas it right now! 639 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:48,421 I can't get arrested! I need to go to medical school! 640 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:49,856 Time for some evasive driving. 641 00:34:49,956 --> 00:34:50,990 YOLO! 642 00:34:54,828 --> 00:34:58,164 Hey! Hippie Monster Truck! Pull over! 643 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,205 Let's dance! 644 00:35:08,641 --> 00:35:10,143 Get outta the road, you idiots. 645 00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:11,878 LIZZIE: Charlie, drive faster! 646 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,814 They're still there! 647 00:35:14,914 --> 00:35:17,250 This is a tactical vehicle. It must have diversionary features. 648 00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:18,618 All of them, guys, try all of them! 649 00:35:18,718 --> 00:35:20,860 AUTOMATED VOICE: Automatic machine gun. Missiles. 650 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:21,621 Discombobulator on. 651 00:35:21,721 --> 00:35:24,257 Discombobulator off. 652 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:25,658 HAWAII: It's a full-blown surge. 653 00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:27,527 Lockin' on. 654 00:35:27,627 --> 00:35:29,596 AUTOMATED VOICE: Engaging smoke screen. 655 00:35:32,532 --> 00:35:34,134 Is that smoke?It's smoke bombs. 656 00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:35,702 I can't be near smoke, I have asthma. 657 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:37,604 [SCREAMING] Roll up the window! 658 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,574 What is that, anthrax? 659 00:35:43,943 --> 00:35:45,110 Let me have some. 660 00:35:46,279 --> 00:35:47,547 MAYA: What else do we have here? 661 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:49,182 LIZZIE: Come on try something. Figure something out. 662 00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:50,850 AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnetic pulse activated.MAYA: Magnet activated. 663 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:54,521 Whoa. 664 00:35:54,621 --> 00:35:56,356 AUTOMATED VOICE: Connection established.CHARLIE: Woo-hoo! 665 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,625 AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnets bonded.Stop! 666 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,280 Nice driving, Kincaid! 667 00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:04,764 Yeah, I play Mario Kart at a very high level! 668 00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:09,202 It's unblocked.Yep, there he is. Got him! 669 00:36:09,302 --> 00:36:11,237 All right, pull up the map. 670 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,390 VIRGINIA: He must've made a mistake. 671 00:36:13,139 --> 00:36:14,441 Hell yeah, he did. 672 00:36:14,574 --> 00:36:16,420 Tell the team we're mission go. 673 00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:18,578 We got him. 674 00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:27,220 CHARLIE: Driving's not that hard. 675 00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:32,292 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 676 00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:38,598 You guys go down. I'll be there in a sec. 677 00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:40,266 BERGER: Okay. Don't be too long. 678 00:36:42,435 --> 00:36:44,604 Hey, Charlie, uh, I'm sorry, 679 00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:46,606 things are more complicated than we thought. 680 00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:50,100 So, I'm gonna have to extend this trip for a few more days 681 00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:52,379 but I will see you the following week 682 00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:54,614 and happy birthday. I really... 683 00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:00,887 BERGER: Hey, Maya, go long. 684 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:11,297 I got it!LIZZIE: Oh, no! 685 00:37:12,198 --> 00:37:13,666 Guys, I think it's dead! 686 00:37:14,701 --> 00:37:15,902 CHARLIE: Lizzie! 687 00:37:18,204 --> 00:37:19,172 Okay. 688 00:37:21,608 --> 00:37:23,900 MAYA: Ow. 689 00:37:23,109 --> 00:37:25,110 That was amazing. 690 00:37:25,111 --> 00:37:27,147 I'm gonna go upstairs and make a phone call. 691 00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:32,752 [BURPS] 692 00:37:40,193 --> 00:37:41,161 [GRUNTS] 693 00:37:45,498 --> 00:37:46,633 I can't believe...So I was thinking... 694 00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:48,234 Sorry, you go first. 695 00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:51,104 I was just gonna say it. 696 00:37:51,204 --> 00:37:52,238 It must be weird, huh? 697 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:55,775 Knowing your dad has, like, a sci-fi man cave. 698 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,977 Yeah, it is weird. Thanks for asking. 699 00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:04,117 It's like we don't even know each other. 700 00:38:05,510 --> 00:38:07,530 I thought he worked at a Genius Bar. 701 00:38:07,153 --> 00:38:10,223 And he thought I was a righty. 702 00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:13,159 Well, I didn't forget. 703 00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:16,129 Happy birthday. 704 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:19,990 You fixed it? 705 00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:22,869 Thanks. 706 00:38:45,258 --> 00:38:47,360 [WHISPERS] Formation. 707 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:48,928 HAWAII: What do they call you? 708 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,297 Wisconsin.I'm Hawaii. 709 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:52,465 Aloha. 710 00:38:52,565 --> 00:38:53,933 Shh. 711 00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:57,570 Oh. 712 00:38:57,704 --> 00:38:58,938 Everyone on alert here, okay? 713 00:38:59,390 --> 00:39:00,840 Yeah, careful, this could be Freddy Krueger's house. 714 00:39:00,940 --> 00:39:02,275 You seeing any security? 715 00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:05,412 No, I see defenses. 716 00:39:07,947 --> 00:39:10,316 They just seem to be disarmed at the moment. 717 00:39:11,885 --> 00:39:13,787 Signal's comin' from inside. 718 00:39:16,189 --> 00:39:17,223 Move. 719 00:39:18,558 --> 00:39:20,360 [HUMMING TUNE] 720 00:39:30,804 --> 00:39:32,405 Clear.Clear. 721 00:39:33,473 --> 00:39:34,908 Smells good. 722 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:41,247 Feels like we're breaking into a Pottery Barn. 723 00:39:41,348 --> 00:39:44,500 What are we stealing, Irons?You'll know when you see it. 724 00:39:45,352 --> 00:39:46,820 Oh. I have this lamp. 725 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,190 I get why he couldn't tell the world about his secret identity. 726 00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:52,225 But... 727 00:39:52,992 --> 00:39:54,361 Why couldn't he tell me? 728 00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:57,564 Am I that untrustable? 729 00:39:57,664 --> 00:39:59,232 Certainly weren't in the fifth grade. 730 00:40:02,535 --> 00:40:04,104 So you do remember. 731 00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:06,539 How could I forget? 732 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:08,508 Robbie Fernandez's birthday party. 733 00:40:08,608 --> 00:40:10,243 You and I almost kiss. 734 00:40:10,343 --> 00:40:14,140 You chicken out. And you tell everyone I have bad breath. 735 00:40:14,114 --> 00:40:16,783 It wasn't true. There's nothing wrong with your breath. 736 00:40:16,883 --> 00:40:19,452 I know, 'cause I have amazing breath, 737 00:40:19,552 --> 00:40:21,554 but you do know the nickname Moldy Mouth Maya 738 00:40:21,654 --> 00:40:23,123 followed me around, right? 739 00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:26,459 And that's why you left the country. 740 00:40:27,761 --> 00:40:30,463 What? No, my mom got transferred, you dingus. 741 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:34,000 [BEEPING] 742 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:38,204 I'm getting an electromagnetic pulse from below the house. 743 00:40:38,304 --> 00:40:40,106 WOMAN: We checked. There's no basement. 744 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:43,843 Hey, you guys are gonna wanna check out his office. 745 00:40:43,943 --> 00:40:46,212 It has a great feng shui and a secret elevator. 746 00:40:49,683 --> 00:40:51,510 Sick, right? 747 00:41:01,928 --> 00:41:03,196 We are in the right place. 748 00:41:03,296 --> 00:41:06,700 What's up, guys? Welcome toMTV Cribs 749 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:09,350 with your boy, Barry Berger. 750 00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:12,720 And right now I'm in my secret HQ, 751 00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:14,641 which kinda rocks, pun intended. 752 00:41:14,741 --> 00:41:16,176 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 753 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:18,845 Must be Lizzie? 754 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:29,956 When did Lizzie get a flashlight? 755 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,920 [WHISPERS] Something's wrong. We gotta move, come on. 756 00:41:56,950 --> 00:41:58,218 [KEYPAD BEEPS] 757 00:41:59,753 --> 00:42:01,221 [DIGITAL BEEPING] 758 00:42:06,259 --> 00:42:09,596 And, uh, yeah, this is where the magic happens. 759 00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:12,650 I don't really know what this room... [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 760 00:42:12,165 --> 00:42:13,333 Shh. 761 00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:15,568 Okay, we gotta hide. There are people here with guns. 762 00:42:15,668 --> 00:42:16,736 [NERVOUSLY] The Mafia?Shh! 763 00:42:16,870 --> 00:42:18,638 No. They look paramilitary to me. 764 00:42:18,738 --> 00:42:19,739 How could you tell? 765 00:42:19,873 --> 00:42:21,174 Equipment. I saw a Sig Sauer MDX, 766 00:42:21,274 --> 00:42:23,677 Zev Dragonfly Glock 17, Plate Carriers, 767 00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:25,311 and grenades.Wow. 768 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:26,980 We gotta get Lizzie and... [GASPS] 769 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,748 Oh, my God, Lizzie. 770 00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:29,883 MAN: [ON PHONE] I'm wearing a vest now, 771 00:42:29,983 --> 00:42:31,618 I'm really looking forward...Mmhmm. 772 00:42:31,718 --> 00:42:35,188 All right. Well, remember not to make a big deal when you get here, okay? 773 00:42:35,288 --> 00:42:37,290 IRONS: The Guard's on a mission in Japan. So... 774 00:42:37,390 --> 00:42:40,126 It looks like we just missed him then. 775 00:42:40,226 --> 00:42:42,362 Let's get this object and get the heck outta here. 776 00:42:42,462 --> 00:42:44,640 Um... 777 00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:45,231 Looks like we got company. 778 00:42:45,331 --> 00:42:47,467 IRONS: Well, whoever it is, it's not him. 779 00:42:47,567 --> 00:42:49,903 They might be after the same thing we are, though, so... 780 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,905 Let's make sure they don't beat us to it. 781 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,273 CHARLIE: What are we gonna do? 782 00:42:53,373 --> 00:42:55,542 [WHISPERS] I have an idea. We hide until Charlie's dad 783 00:42:55,642 --> 00:42:56,643 gets back and saves us. 784 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:57,844 How long is he gone for again? 785 00:42:57,977 --> 00:42:59,279 He said he could be a couple of days. 786 00:42:59,379 --> 00:43:00,613 [IN NORMAL VOICE] A couple as in two or a couple as in ten? 787 00:43:00,714 --> 00:43:02,649 'Cause the human body can survive three days...A couple 788 00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:04,117 literally means two. 789 00:43:04,217 --> 00:43:06,252 Guys, come on, Lizzie's up there and we gotta help her. 790 00:43:06,353 --> 00:43:08,555 How? The only way out is the elevator. 791 00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:10,557 The garage. That's where the camper van came out of. 792 00:43:10,657 --> 00:43:12,359 There must be an exit, right? Let's go. 793 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:14,394 Whoever's down here, we're gonna smoke 'em out. 794 00:43:14,494 --> 00:43:16,296 You and Wisconsin sweep the perimeter.Yeah. 795 00:43:16,396 --> 00:43:18,431 Jersey, you and Hawaii set the signal jammer upstairs. 796 00:43:18,531 --> 00:43:19,933 Make sure no one's hidin' out up there 797 00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:21,534 and no one takes as much as a piss 798 00:43:21,634 --> 00:43:23,536 without talkin' to me first, you got that? 799 00:43:23,636 --> 00:43:24,604 WISCONSIN: Copy that. 800 00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:28,441 Starting now. 801 00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:30,677 He's got one of those little fancy Japanese toilet 802 00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:33,790 motion-sensor things that spray the... 803 00:43:33,179 --> 00:43:34,814 Yeah. Get upstairs. 804 00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:36,316 Copy that.WISCONSIN: Move. Let's go! 805 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:38,318 JERSEY: You heard him. Let's move. 806 00:43:42,822 --> 00:43:44,958 Just text me when you're here and I'll come outside. 807 00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:49,396 AUTOMATED VOICE: Lockdown initiated. 808 00:43:49,896 --> 00:43:51,640 Hurry up! 809 00:43:51,164 --> 00:43:52,999 In five, four, three...BERGER: Go, go, go. 810 00:43:53,990 --> 00:43:54,467 ...two, one. 811 00:43:57,370 --> 00:43:58,304 WISCONSIN: Did you hear that?Yeah. 812 00:43:58,405 --> 00:43:59,439 On me. 813 00:43:59,539 --> 00:44:00,573 [WHISPERS] Go back. 814 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,378 Argon, we found the place. 815 00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:07,647 ARGON: And what?But we got a problem. 816 00:44:07,747 --> 00:44:08,982 Yeah, what is it? 817 00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:11,351 You'll wanna get over here ASAP. I'm on my way. 818 00:44:14,721 --> 00:44:16,890 [GASPS] 819 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:25,732 [PANTING] 820 00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:56,663 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power source removed. 821 00:45:12,345 --> 00:45:13,847 Where are you hiding? 822 00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:15,382 [LIZZIE WHIMPERING] 823 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,689 AUTOMATED VOICE: Generating predictions. 824 00:45:30,430 --> 00:45:32,699 BERGER: Charlie. Charlie. 825 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,301 Charlie.Huh? 826 00:45:35,969 --> 00:45:38,271 MAYA: Come on! 827 00:45:38,371 --> 00:45:40,807 IRONS: Whoever is here, I know you can hear me. 828 00:45:40,907 --> 00:45:44,377 We have this place locked down so there is no escape. 829 00:45:44,477 --> 00:45:45,945 We've come to retrieve an object, 830 00:45:46,790 --> 00:45:48,214 and we followed the energy trail to this exact spot. 831 00:45:48,314 --> 00:45:49,849 So we know it's in here.The van. 832 00:45:49,949 --> 00:45:52,619 We came for the object, not you, so you have a choice. 833 00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,555 You can just give it to us and no harm will come to you. 834 00:45:55,655 --> 00:45:58,558 Or you can get in our way and you will be sorry. 835 00:45:58,658 --> 00:46:00,193 Oh, no. 836 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,232 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 837 00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:13,673 Where are these intruders? 838 00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:15,909 JERSEY: They're downstairs and there's someone up here. A girl. 839 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,210 What if she called the cops? 840 00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:19,412 Not possible. I set up blockers around the house. 841 00:46:19,512 --> 00:46:21,140 Did you block every frequency? 842 00:46:21,147 --> 00:46:22,615 Does SpongeBob live in a pineapple? 843 00:46:25,985 --> 00:46:28,388 Looks like we might have to get our hands dirty tonight. 844 00:46:28,488 --> 00:46:31,591 Hey, killing kids is not a part of my contract. 845 00:46:31,691 --> 00:46:35,729 Hey, hey, hey, whoa. Who said anything about killing kids? 846 00:46:35,829 --> 00:46:38,164 All right, we're gonna find her and we're gonna scare her, right? 847 00:46:38,264 --> 00:46:40,433 Uh-huh.Good. 'Cause I don't kill kids. 848 00:46:40,533 --> 00:46:42,235 No, totally, totally, totally. 849 00:46:42,335 --> 00:46:44,404 But, uh, what about adults? 850 00:46:44,504 --> 00:46:46,773 Adults are fine, right?Adults are fine. 851 00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:48,808 I kill adults all the time.Yeah, exactly. 852 00:46:51,745 --> 00:46:52,912 One less adult. 853 00:46:58,952 --> 00:47:00,253 [FLOOR CREAKS] 854 00:47:01,888 --> 00:47:03,560 Freeze![GASPS] 855 00:47:03,189 --> 00:47:04,591 Who are you? 856 00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:07,861 I'm Lizzie McGonagle. Elizabeth. 857 00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:09,796 And I'm 14 years old. 858 00:47:09,896 --> 00:47:11,297 And I look really mature, 859 00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:14,670 but I'm just starting to feel comfortable in my own skin. 860 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,369 And I'm too pretty to die, okay? 861 00:47:16,469 --> 00:47:17,771 I'm way too pretty to die 862 00:47:17,871 --> 00:47:20,273 and I don't know why you guys wanna kill me. 863 00:47:20,373 --> 00:47:24,711 Because I'm so pretty and I have so much more of life to live right now. 864 00:47:24,811 --> 00:47:27,647 You guys don't have as much life to live as I do, 865 00:47:27,747 --> 00:47:29,983 and I really just don't want you guys to kill me. 866 00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:31,451 Please don't kill me. 867 00:47:31,551 --> 00:47:32,552 Shh. 868 00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:35,889 Please.[DOORBELL RINGS] 869 00:47:35,989 --> 00:47:37,657 Who is that? 870 00:47:37,757 --> 00:47:39,920 I don't know.ARGON: Did you call the cops? 871 00:47:39,225 --> 00:47:40,326 No! I swear. 872 00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:42,262 Did you order food?No, no, it's not food. 873 00:47:42,362 --> 00:47:44,364 There's pizza over there It's DiGiorno, not delivery. 874 00:47:44,964 --> 00:47:46,266 Who is DiGiorno? 875 00:47:48,234 --> 00:47:49,369 Is that DiGiorno at the door? 876 00:47:49,469 --> 00:47:51,471 No! No.Who is DiGiorno? 877 00:47:51,571 --> 00:47:53,673 I don't know why you guys are here. 878 00:47:53,773 --> 00:47:54,574 Get her down here. 879 00:47:54,674 --> 00:47:56,900 "We came to retrieve an object." 880 00:47:56,109 --> 00:47:57,770 BERGER: I think he means that thing. 881 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:58,578 Yes, obviously he means that thing. 882 00:47:58,678 --> 00:48:00,347 Okay, where did you go?I don't know. 883 00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:01,881 It showed me things. 884 00:48:01,981 --> 00:48:03,116 Like a vision. 885 00:48:03,249 --> 00:48:04,517 Whatever it is, it's powerful. 886 00:48:04,617 --> 00:48:05,819 Well, whatever it is, let's give it to them 887 00:48:05,919 --> 00:48:07,253 and get the hell out of here. 888 00:48:07,354 --> 00:48:09,122 What? No! It's not ours to give, it belongs to my dad. 889 00:48:09,255 --> 00:48:11,691 Who cares? If we don't give 'em that thing, they're gonna kill us. 890 00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:13,793 Well, they still might kill us even if we do. 891 00:48:13,893 --> 00:48:14,794 I don't trust militias. 892 00:48:14,894 --> 00:48:16,563 BERGER: Then there's nothing we can do. 893 00:48:16,663 --> 00:48:18,665 Wrong. There is something we can do. 894 00:48:19,132 --> 00:48:20,567 Defend ourselves! 895 00:48:21,501 --> 00:48:22,769 That's what I'm talking about. 896 00:48:27,374 --> 00:48:28,708 Okay, I lied to you guys. 897 00:48:28,808 --> 00:48:30,577 Listen. It's just my date.[KNOCK ON DOOR] 898 00:48:30,677 --> 00:48:32,812 Please let me get rid of him. He's not part of this. 899 00:48:32,912 --> 00:48:34,114 No one has to get hurt. 900 00:48:34,247 --> 00:48:37,650 Wait, wait. His parents are both lawyers. 901 00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:39,619 I mean, one is just a personal injury lawyer, 902 00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,870 but still, they'll come looking for him 903 00:48:41,187 --> 00:48:42,956 and they'll call the police. 904 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,526 You don't wanna deal with an ambulance chaser, trust me. 905 00:48:46,626 --> 00:48:48,610 BOY: Lizzie!Cover the door. 906 00:48:48,161 --> 00:48:50,964 Wait, wait, wait.You have 60 seconds to get rid of him. 907 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,766 BOY: It's scary out here!Be cool. 908 00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:55,201 Hi. 909 00:48:55,335 --> 00:48:57,170 [SPEAKING FRENCH] Bonsoir, ma cherie. 910 00:48:57,303 --> 00:48:59,572 You look ravishing, as always. 911 00:48:59,673 --> 00:49:02,750 Uh, thanks, Big Mac. Um, so... 912 00:49:02,175 --> 00:49:03,743 [WHISPERING GIBBERISH] 913 00:49:08,140 --> 00:49:09,516 What is that? 914 00:49:09,616 --> 00:49:11,184 Get help! Call the cops.Get her inside. 915 00:49:11,317 --> 00:49:12,352 JERSEY: That's enough. 916 00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:13,853 Get in here.[BIG MAC YELPS] 917 00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:16,723 Looks like Eugene just got his license. 918 00:49:16,823 --> 00:49:19,659 Um, can you not call me Eugene? 919 00:49:19,759 --> 00:49:21,828 He likes to be called Big Mac. 920 00:49:23,563 --> 00:49:25,980 Gun.What are you doing here? 921 00:49:25,198 --> 00:49:27,701 Well, what happened was, 922 00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:31,400 um, I came here to pick up my date... 923 00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:32,372 Right.That's my date. 924 00:49:32,472 --> 00:49:34,774 And, it just so... It happens that 925 00:49:34,874 --> 00:49:37,610 she has been hangin' out with my brother 926 00:49:37,711 --> 00:49:40,680 and his friend, [STAMMERING] Charlie. 927 00:49:41,381 --> 00:49:43,160 That's why I'm here. 928 00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:48,555 So what happened was you [MIMICS STAMMERING] came here to hang out 929 00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:51,558 with your girl who's also hangin' out with your... 930 00:49:51,658 --> 00:49:52,525 Brother. 931 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:54,794 Who then is hanging out with... 932 00:49:54,894 --> 00:49:56,329 Charlie....Charlie, 933 00:49:56,429 --> 00:49:57,731 and his friends. 934 00:49:57,831 --> 00:49:59,899 You don't gotta make fun of me, but yes. 935 00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:01,468 Perfect. 936 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,504 Just kids, huh? 937 00:50:10,744 --> 00:50:12,412 Irons! When were you gonna tell me 938 00:50:12,512 --> 00:50:13,980 you found The Guard's secret headquarters? 939 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,349 I wanted to wait till we actually had the energy source. 940 00:50:16,449 --> 00:50:17,884 You were waiting. So where is it? 941 00:50:17,984 --> 00:50:19,185 Missing. 942 00:50:19,285 --> 00:50:21,921 There's someone down here. Could be security, militia... 943 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:23,156 Militia? 944 00:50:23,256 --> 00:50:24,858 I mean, whoever it is, they're highly evasive. 945 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:30,130 Romeo and Juliet over here are the teenage militia? 946 00:50:31,865 --> 00:50:33,990 Hi, guys. 947 00:50:33,199 --> 00:50:35,350 Defend ourselves? 948 00:50:35,135 --> 00:50:36,436 How do you expect us to do that? 949 00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:37,771 I have an idea. 950 00:50:37,871 --> 00:50:39,606 Have you guys heard of guerilla warfare? 951 00:50:39,706 --> 00:50:41,740 Xbox or PS5? 952 00:50:41,174 --> 00:50:43,243 No, actual guerilla warfare. 953 00:50:43,376 --> 00:50:44,844 Using your weaknesses as strengths? 954 00:50:44,944 --> 00:50:46,846 We're smaller than them, but we're mobile. 955 00:50:46,946 --> 00:50:49,883 We have home field advantage and a giant 3D printer. 956 00:50:49,983 --> 00:50:51,785 I say we get the gadgets, 957 00:50:51,885 --> 00:50:54,387 get scrappy, and fight our way out. 958 00:50:54,487 --> 00:50:55,789 ARGON: Is this thing on? Yeah. 959 00:50:55,889 --> 00:50:58,910 Hi, I'm looking for a Charlie Kincaid. 960 00:50:58,191 --> 00:51:00,126 I got someone here who'd like to say hi to you. 961 00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:03,630 LIZZIE: Charlie, these old guys have guns! Do whatever they say. 962 00:51:03,530 --> 00:51:05,165 They got Lizzie. 963 00:51:05,265 --> 00:51:08,501 BIG MAC: Berger, hey, hey, man. Look, if I die, I'm gonna kill you! 964 00:51:08,601 --> 00:51:09,636 ARGON: Dude, shut up. 965 00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:11,471 Give me the Source, Charlie Kincaid, 966 00:51:11,571 --> 00:51:13,139 or I'll kill your friends. You got it? 967 00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:14,307 BERGER: My brother's here. 968 00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:16,209 They're gonna kill my brother. Give me that. 969 00:51:16,309 --> 00:51:18,545 Berger, I know you're scared. I am, too. 970 00:51:18,645 --> 00:51:20,680 But we have a plan. We can fight back.Shh. 971 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:23,783 Come on, Charlie, you're not exactly the action hero type. 972 00:51:23,883 --> 00:51:25,819 What am I then, since you seem to know? 973 00:51:25,919 --> 00:51:28,988 You're a scaredy-cat. And you know what? Scaredy-cat is good. 974 00:51:29,890 --> 00:51:31,910 Guys.But this is not the time to play hero cat, okay? 975 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,592 Stick to scaredy-cat.MAYA: Shh! 976 00:51:32,692 --> 00:51:35,261 This coming from a guy who's scared to leave the house 977 00:51:35,362 --> 00:51:36,596 without a backup inhaler? 978 00:51:36,696 --> 00:51:40,266 With all the asthma, the celiacs, the tubs of Flonase? 979 00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:41,701 Guys, come on. You guys are friends. 980 00:51:41,801 --> 00:51:43,737 We're risking our lives for that rock 981 00:51:43,837 --> 00:51:45,605 so you can prove to your dad how brave you are. 982 00:51:45,705 --> 00:51:47,273 But guess what? He doesn't care. 983 00:51:47,374 --> 00:51:48,441 He cares more about his job 984 00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:50,100 than he cares about his own son. 985 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:53,246 [GRUNTS] 986 00:51:55,281 --> 00:51:57,117 MAYA: Guys, stop fighting. 987 00:51:58,585 --> 00:52:00,387 Hey, stop it. You idiots. 988 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,288 This isn't the time for airing of grievances! 989 00:52:02,389 --> 00:52:03,857 Now let's work together. 990 00:52:03,957 --> 00:52:07,660 No way. I'd rather go Han Solo than be teamed up with you. 991 00:52:16,236 --> 00:52:17,937 [MUFFLED] His parents are lawyers. 992 00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:19,305 IRONS: Where is Hawaii? 993 00:52:19,406 --> 00:52:22,242 Busy. Just focus on finding the Source. 994 00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:24,844 You heard him, guys. Move out. 995 00:52:24,944 --> 00:52:27,714 You, too. Jersey's gonna babysit. 996 00:52:41,528 --> 00:52:43,396 WISCONSIN: We're clear. 997 00:52:43,530 --> 00:52:44,864 VIRGINIA: Let's check the next room. 998 00:52:49,769 --> 00:52:51,370 AUTOMATED VOICE: Low power. 999 00:52:51,137 --> 00:52:53,673 [WHISPERING] This one's dead, too.They're all dead. 1000 00:52:53,773 --> 00:52:55,508 IRONS: Virginia, what's your status? 1001 00:52:55,608 --> 00:52:56,976 Have you found anything? 1002 00:52:57,770 --> 00:52:58,440 Damn. 1003 00:52:59,646 --> 00:53:01,514 Nothin'. And the power source isn't here. 1004 00:53:02,148 --> 00:53:03,116 Find it, please. 1005 00:53:04,517 --> 00:53:06,190 Time for phase two?Yep. 1006 00:53:07,454 --> 00:53:08,822 ARGON: I can't wait to blow this place up. 1007 00:53:08,922 --> 00:53:10,900 Seriously, I hate this place. 1008 00:53:11,324 --> 00:53:12,959 Watch the kiddies.Yeah. 1009 00:53:17,530 --> 00:53:19,899 A fanny pack? [SCOFFS] 1010 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:31,770 What can he say? He looks like a baby. 1011 00:53:31,177 --> 00:53:33,146 Sweet. Quarter.He hasn't even hit his growth spurt... 1012 00:53:33,246 --> 00:53:34,314 [SQUEALS] 1013 00:53:36,850 --> 00:53:38,151 [GROANING] 1014 00:53:42,389 --> 00:53:43,623 I just killed someone. 1015 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,294 AUTOMATED VOICE: Charging. 1016 00:53:50,230 --> 00:53:53,500 This is it. This is The Guard's energy source. 1017 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:56,870 You literally gave a presentation about this yesterday. 1018 00:53:56,970 --> 00:53:59,205 Ms. Squint owes me an apology. 1019 00:53:59,305 --> 00:54:01,441 Do you think I could win a Nobel Prize from this? 1020 00:54:01,574 --> 00:54:03,760 I don't think so.BERGER: Hey! 1021 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,946 Who's the hero-cat now, buttmunchers? 1022 00:54:13,186 --> 00:54:15,880 Sorry about what I said back there. 1023 00:54:15,188 --> 00:54:16,956 Your ailments aren't what make you weak, 1024 00:54:17,570 --> 00:54:19,159 they're actually what makes you strong. 1025 00:54:19,259 --> 00:54:20,894 And I'm sorry I punched you.[SIGHS] 1026 00:54:20,994 --> 00:54:23,496 BERGER: That was a really good apology. 1027 00:54:23,630 --> 00:54:25,365 I wasn't ready to forgive you. 1028 00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:27,500 I planned on throwing way more shade. 1029 00:54:27,634 --> 00:54:29,736 But, I'm sorry, too. 1030 00:54:32,505 --> 00:54:33,640 [GRUNTS] 1031 00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:36,309 Hey, I think I saw this guy on TV yesterday. 1032 00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:37,677 Mm-mm. 1033 00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:39,145 [MUFFLED] Wait, wait, no, no. 1034 00:54:39,245 --> 00:54:40,280 [GROANS] 1035 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,350 [PANTING] 1036 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:45,251 Hey, how old are you guys? 1037 00:54:45,352 --> 00:54:47,287 Eighteen.Fourteen. 1038 00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:49,823 ARGON: It's just you guys down here?We'll ask the questions. 1039 00:54:49,923 --> 00:54:52,158 I say we torture him to get info. 1040 00:54:52,258 --> 00:54:53,426 [LAUGHING] 1041 00:54:55,795 --> 00:54:56,996 And how do you plan on torturin' me? 1042 00:54:57,970 --> 00:54:59,265 Are you gonna tickle torture me? 1043 00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:00,367 Like what are you gonna do? 1044 00:55:05,839 --> 00:55:07,730 Dude, that was too long! 1045 00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:08,775 Does that feel like tickle torture? 1046 00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:10,100 That thing's amazing. Ya wanna sell it? 1047 00:55:10,110 --> 00:55:11,511 You wanna see it again?No, no! 1048 00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:13,513 No, no, no. You know, okay. 1049 00:55:13,646 --> 00:55:15,515 What do you guys wanna know?Everything. 1050 00:55:15,648 --> 00:55:17,784 Okay, that thing? That glowing thing? 1051 00:55:17,884 --> 00:55:19,652 That thing's highly advanced technology. 1052 00:55:19,753 --> 00:55:22,220 It's like otherworldly technology. 1053 00:55:22,122 --> 00:55:24,891 "Otherworldly" as in aliens? 1054 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,228 Yeah. 1055 00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:31,331 That's what "otherworldly" means, it's not from this world. 1056 00:55:31,431 --> 00:55:33,933 No way. That thing is clearly designed for humans. 1057 00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:35,935 No, that's because it adapts to its environment. 1058 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,710 It's a world builder. It created this entire place! 1059 00:55:38,171 --> 00:55:41,107 I mean, do you think The Guard built this? Not without that. 1060 00:55:41,207 --> 00:55:42,308 Why do you want it? 1061 00:55:42,409 --> 00:55:45,612 Because I think that The Guard has only unlocked 1062 00:55:45,745 --> 00:55:47,981 a fraction of its potential. 1063 00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:49,449 And you wanna make weapons out of it. 1064 00:55:49,549 --> 00:55:50,750 Ya know what I want it for? 1065 00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:53,753 I wanna use it so I can solve the world's problems. 1066 00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:55,355 So why not tell that to my dad, huh? 1067 00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:58,892 You know how many times I've been on TV asking for his help? 1068 00:55:58,992 --> 00:56:01,628 And you know what? I got ghosted. 1069 00:56:01,761 --> 00:56:03,329 I'm familiar with the feeling. 1070 00:56:03,430 --> 00:56:06,166 And your dad's being, like, so selfish right now. 1071 00:56:06,266 --> 00:56:08,635 He just wants that technology all to himself! 1072 00:56:08,768 --> 00:56:09,969 I want to share it. 1073 00:56:10,704 --> 00:56:12,339 Huh? 1074 00:56:12,439 --> 00:56:14,541 Who's the bad guy here? 1075 00:56:14,641 --> 00:56:16,876 You are.You guys look like smart kids. 1076 00:56:16,976 --> 00:56:19,790 Just give me the orb and I'll let you guys go. 1077 00:56:19,179 --> 00:56:21,348 I don't trust him.No way. 1078 00:56:22,282 --> 00:56:23,450 I'm giving you my word. 1079 00:56:25,180 --> 00:56:27,253 Hey, Charlie. Come here. 1080 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:31,910 Hey, man. 1081 00:56:32,959 --> 00:56:35,428 Now's your chance to be a hero. 1082 00:56:35,528 --> 00:56:38,310 You know? Dude, don't do it for me. 1083 00:56:38,732 --> 00:56:40,660 Do it for her. 1084 00:56:41,968 --> 00:56:43,903 I mean, there's definitely a vibe there. 1085 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:47,207 Do you think?There's no vibe, Charlie. 1086 00:56:48,942 --> 00:56:51,144 It's hot. It's too hot. 1087 00:56:51,244 --> 00:56:52,846 It's gotten... It's uncomfortable. 1088 00:56:53,847 --> 00:56:55,480 Don't listen to him. 1089 00:57:01,821 --> 00:57:03,223 JACK: Hey, Lily, how you doin'? 1090 00:57:03,323 --> 00:57:04,491 LILY: Hey, I was just callin' to see how it's goin'. 1091 00:57:04,591 --> 00:57:05,792 Did you talk? 1092 00:57:05,892 --> 00:57:08,828 Yeah, I had a talk. I didn't have the talk. 1093 00:57:08,928 --> 00:57:12,298 To be honest, I just don't think he's ready. 1094 00:57:12,399 --> 00:57:15,350 Jack, I'm so sick of this superhero shtick. 1095 00:57:15,135 --> 00:57:17,370 Listen, if you wanna be close to him, 1096 00:57:17,137 --> 00:57:18,905 then you have to let him in, okay? 1097 00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,674 Yeah, you gotta let him in. 1098 00:57:20,807 --> 00:57:22,420 Just put Charlie on. 1099 00:57:22,142 --> 00:57:25,780 Okay. Put him on where? 1100 00:57:25,178 --> 00:57:26,946 What do you mean? Put him on the phone. 1101 00:57:27,470 --> 00:57:28,581 He hasn't picked up any of my calls. 1102 00:57:29,983 --> 00:57:31,918 Right, 'cause he's not with you. 1103 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,155 Oh, shoot. 1104 00:57:35,255 --> 00:57:36,122 What? 1105 00:57:36,222 --> 00:57:37,257 Because you haven't seen him 1106 00:57:37,357 --> 00:57:39,526 since you dropped him off at my house. 1107 00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:40,960 Dang it! 1108 00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:43,563 Okay, wait, where is Charlie? 1109 00:57:43,663 --> 00:57:45,331 He's right where you left him. 1110 00:57:45,432 --> 00:57:46,399 Okay, but... 1111 00:57:58,611 --> 00:58:00,800 CHARLIE: We have your boss. 1112 00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:03,416 We're a super tough gang of mercenaries, way tougher than you. 1113 00:58:03,516 --> 00:58:07,120 Meet us downstairs for an exchange, losers. 1114 00:58:19,599 --> 00:58:20,734 Get up. 1115 00:58:20,867 --> 00:58:22,602 LIZZIE: Hey, stop!JERSEY: God, you're strong. 1116 00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:24,637 LIZZIE: Take it easy. 1117 00:58:24,738 --> 00:58:27,907 We give you the Source, and you let us go, right? 1118 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,976 All of us.Abso... Yes. 1119 00:58:33,413 --> 00:58:34,381 You sure? 1120 00:58:41,488 --> 00:58:42,522 [SIGHS] 1121 00:58:44,290 --> 00:58:46,326 All right, now release our friends. 1122 00:58:48,762 --> 00:58:50,330 BERGER: Come on, just let 'em go. 1123 00:58:56,669 --> 00:59:00,140 What are you doin' here?I'm picking up my date. 1124 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,742 Really, Lizzie? This is the older guy? My brother? 1125 00:59:02,876 --> 00:59:06,460 How could you?Oh, I have no autonomy in my own decisions? 1126 00:59:06,146 --> 00:59:08,480 You know what? You both betrayed me. 1127 00:59:08,148 --> 00:59:09,683 Betrayed? I didn't know you liked her. 1128 00:59:09,783 --> 00:59:11,484 Charlie, give me the Source. 1129 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,355 Oh, come on. 1130 00:59:15,455 --> 00:59:17,524 I'm gonna keep it safe, I promise. 1131 00:59:18,158 --> 00:59:20,260 Hey. Be a hero. 1132 00:59:33,773 --> 00:59:35,208 Come on. 1133 00:59:38,678 --> 00:59:40,460 Thanks, buddy. 1134 00:59:41,681 --> 00:59:42,649 It's beautiful. 1135 00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:45,118 Lock 'em up. 1136 00:59:45,218 --> 00:59:46,686 Put your hands up!What? 1137 00:59:50,824 --> 00:59:52,192 You lied to us? 1138 00:59:52,292 --> 00:59:54,728 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Business, man. 1139 00:59:55,261 --> 00:59:56,296 Hey. 1140 00:59:58,398 --> 01:00:00,266 Let's keep it under wraps till we get it to the lab. 1141 01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:02,869 You mean after we show the public. 1142 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,771 Ansel, we're not hiding this anymore. 1143 01:00:04,871 --> 01:00:07,107 Well, no, no, of course. We're gonna share it with the world. 1144 01:00:07,207 --> 01:00:10,110 Of course we are. But we don't want it to fall into the wrong hands. 1145 01:00:10,210 --> 01:00:12,545 We can't just turn this over without proper analysis. 1146 01:00:12,645 --> 01:00:15,348 Can you imagine that? Who would we want to turn it over to? 1147 01:00:15,448 --> 01:00:16,549 Right? Wait. 1148 01:00:17,317 --> 01:00:19,319 Wait, what? It's fake. 1149 01:00:19,419 --> 01:00:20,420 It's a fake! 1150 01:00:20,754 --> 01:00:22,220 Charlie! 1151 01:00:22,856 --> 01:00:24,190 AUTOMATED VOICE: Emergency shutoff. 1152 01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:25,892 CHARLIE: Just business!ARGON: Get back here! 1153 01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:27,627 Now!WISCONSIN: What the hell? 1154 01:00:27,727 --> 01:00:29,462 CHARLIE: Go, go, go!WISCONSIN: Who's got eyes on the kid? 1155 01:00:32,732 --> 01:00:34,670 There's only one exit. 1156 01:00:34,167 --> 01:00:35,301 CHARLIE: Let's get to the elevator, come on. 1157 01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:37,237 BERGER: Don't tell 'em where we're going. 1158 01:00:37,904 --> 01:00:38,872 MAYA: Watch out! 1159 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,306 Grenade! 1160 01:00:42,308 --> 01:00:43,309 [GASPS] 1161 01:00:47,247 --> 01:00:49,449 No! 1162 01:01:01,528 --> 01:01:03,363 [EXHALES] Gotcha. 1163 01:01:04,798 --> 01:01:06,499 Charlie, we're free! Let's go! 1164 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,360 Not without the Source. 1165 01:01:10,136 --> 01:01:11,705 ARGON: Jersey, toss it to me. 1166 01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:13,106 CHARLIE: Hey, Argon! 1167 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,809 Playtime's over, kids! 1168 01:01:15,909 --> 01:01:18,211 We're not kids!We're young adults. 1169 01:01:18,311 --> 01:01:20,613 And playtime has just begun. 1170 01:01:21,381 --> 01:01:22,482 Hear! 1171 01:01:22,582 --> 01:01:23,616 Go get 'em. 1172 01:01:27,887 --> 01:01:29,322 JERSEY: Catch.ARGON: Toss it. 1173 01:01:33,827 --> 01:01:35,195 [BOTH YELLING] 1174 01:01:38,665 --> 01:01:39,699 ARGON: Get it, get it! 1175 01:01:45,138 --> 01:01:46,339 Shoot 'em! 1176 01:01:47,941 --> 01:01:49,242 Nonlethal! 1177 01:01:49,342 --> 01:01:50,844 Well, they were shooting at us! 1178 01:01:50,944 --> 01:01:52,812 Nobody touches the 'fro. 1179 01:01:55,548 --> 01:01:56,483 Go! 1180 01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:58,518 Lizzie! The Source! 1181 01:02:08,940 --> 01:02:09,295 VIRGINIA: Come here! 1182 01:02:11,464 --> 01:02:12,565 [GROANS] 1183 01:02:12,665 --> 01:02:14,200 Bon voyage! 1184 01:02:19,673 --> 01:02:20,640 Charlie! 1185 01:02:21,908 --> 01:02:23,109 Hurry up! 1186 01:02:23,209 --> 01:02:24,611 Charlie, run! 1187 01:02:32,519 --> 01:02:33,553 Come on out. 1188 01:02:34,287 --> 01:02:35,622 I said, come out! 1189 01:02:47,934 --> 01:02:49,169 Nailed it. 1190 01:03:04,384 --> 01:03:05,685 Gimme that ball, little boy. 1191 01:03:09,155 --> 01:03:10,156 AUTOMATED VOICE: Malfunction. 1192 01:03:10,256 --> 01:03:11,758 Get outta the way, whopper. 1193 01:03:11,858 --> 01:03:13,493 Over my dead body. 1194 01:03:14,761 --> 01:03:15,829 No! 1195 01:03:17,731 --> 01:03:19,299 I said gimme that ball. 1196 01:03:21,267 --> 01:03:22,702 What are you doin'? 1197 01:03:22,802 --> 01:03:23,970 Getting out of the way. 1198 01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:25,380 For what? 1199 01:03:25,171 --> 01:03:26,639 [MAYA GRUNTS] 1200 01:03:27,774 --> 01:03:30,243 Her.Okay. Let's get to the elevator. 1201 01:03:44,791 --> 01:03:46,526 You shot at a kid! 1202 01:03:49,863 --> 01:03:51,297 Young adult. 1203 01:03:55,902 --> 01:03:57,303 [GROANS] 1204 01:03:57,837 --> 01:03:58,705 Hole in one. 1205 01:03:58,805 --> 01:04:00,373 Berger! Berger! Let's go! 1206 01:04:00,473 --> 01:04:02,409 Let's... Now. Right now. Let's get... 1207 01:04:02,942 --> 01:04:04,778 Hey! Eugene? 1208 01:04:10,884 --> 01:04:11,851 What did you call me? 1209 01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:14,120 No. 1210 01:04:14,254 --> 01:04:16,790 [IN SING-SONG VOICE] Yoo-hoo. Eugene. 1211 01:04:19,659 --> 01:04:20,827 Eugene. 1212 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:23,430 [GASPS] 1213 01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:26,700 I told you don't call me Eugene. 1214 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:27,867 Attack! 1215 01:04:31,338 --> 01:04:34,174 Yeah. Take that. Take that. 1216 01:04:34,307 --> 01:04:36,543 Do not mess with the Berger brothers. 1217 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,847 Are you ready? 1218 01:04:40,947 --> 01:04:42,482 Big Mac Attack on the scene! 1219 01:04:44,684 --> 01:04:46,319 I just did that. My hand kinda... 1220 01:04:46,419 --> 01:04:48,121 I'm a superhero now, right?You're great. 1221 01:04:48,254 --> 01:04:49,656 CHARLIE: Let's get to the elevator. 1222 01:04:52,359 --> 01:04:53,760 [CHARLIE YELLS] 1223 01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:00,834 BERGER: No, no! Let go of me! No! 1224 01:05:00,934 --> 01:05:01,835 Come here!Let go of me. 1225 01:05:01,935 --> 01:05:02,936 Charlie...Let's go. 1226 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,838 Charlie.We'll press charges! 1227 01:05:04,938 --> 01:05:06,600 IRONS: You fought well, kid. 1228 01:05:07,273 --> 01:05:08,608 Now hand it over. 1229 01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:10,377 I'm not gonna let you steal from my dad. 1230 01:05:10,477 --> 01:05:12,345 Whatever he's told you is a lie. 1231 01:05:12,445 --> 01:05:13,380 Charlie, I don't know if you've noticed, 1232 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:14,881 that's kinda your dad's thing. 1233 01:05:14,981 --> 01:05:16,160 Lying. 1234 01:05:16,850 --> 01:05:18,840 Isn't it? 1235 01:05:18,184 --> 01:05:20,220 He ever tell you anything about what happened that night 1236 01:05:20,353 --> 01:05:21,688 when we found the Source? 1237 01:05:22,188 --> 01:05:23,423 Hmm? 1238 01:05:23,523 --> 01:05:25,692 He mention that I was right there with him? 1239 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:27,494 That's me, I'm the guy who got his face blown off 1240 01:05:27,594 --> 01:05:30,230 so your dad can run around pretendin' he's some damn hero. 1241 01:05:30,363 --> 01:05:31,965 Where are you goin'? 1242 01:05:32,650 --> 01:05:33,133 Stop running.No! 1243 01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:34,801 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1244 01:05:34,901 --> 01:05:38,380 You're a liar! That didn't happen! He found it. 1245 01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:40,306 Humanity was given a gift from the stars that night 1246 01:05:40,407 --> 01:05:42,409 and your father stole it for himself. 1247 01:05:43,309 --> 01:05:44,878 No. 1248 01:05:44,978 --> 01:05:46,913 You don't really know your dad, do you? 1249 01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:50,784 And you think your dad's a hero? 1250 01:05:52,185 --> 01:05:54,688 Not if you saw what I saw, kid. 1251 01:05:54,788 --> 01:05:56,656 No! No.AUTOMATED VOICE: Generating vision. 1252 01:06:03,396 --> 01:06:04,664 ARGON: Bravo! 1253 01:06:04,764 --> 01:06:06,199 Bravo! 1254 01:06:06,332 --> 01:06:07,734 I never doubted you for a second. 1255 01:06:08,835 --> 01:06:09,969 [LAUGHS] 1256 01:06:11,504 --> 01:06:12,972 All right, now bring it down here. 1257 01:06:13,406 --> 01:06:14,607 And the kid. 1258 01:06:15,175 --> 01:06:16,543 Let's go. 1259 01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:23,830 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power low. 1260 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:25,850 Dang it! 1261 01:06:28,188 --> 01:06:31,570 I never doubted you for a second, not one second. 1262 01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:33,260 That's why you tried to fire me yesterday, right? 1263 01:06:33,126 --> 01:06:34,894 What do we do with the rugrats? 1264 01:06:34,994 --> 01:06:35,962 Get rid of 'em. 1265 01:06:37,163 --> 01:06:38,198 What? 1266 01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:39,999 Murder wasn't part of the plan, Ansel. 1267 01:06:42,235 --> 01:06:43,470 Give it to me. 1268 01:06:48,241 --> 01:06:49,609 Don't move, Irons. 1269 01:06:57,817 --> 01:06:58,785 Nice, huh? 1270 01:07:02,455 --> 01:07:03,723 Whoa, my watch! 1271 01:07:11,197 --> 01:07:12,198 Go! 1272 01:07:19,673 --> 01:07:21,441 LIZZIE: Blast it! Blast it!BERGER: Big Mac! 1273 01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:22,709 Gross!BERGER: Blast it! 1274 01:07:22,809 --> 01:07:24,277 LIZZIE: Blast it!BERGER: Big Mac! 1275 01:07:24,411 --> 01:07:26,346 Blast it! 1276 01:07:26,479 --> 01:07:27,914 AUTOMATED VOICE: Portal connection broken. 1277 01:07:28,140 --> 01:07:28,982 Put your hands up! 1278 01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:30,283 Yeah, put your hands up! 1279 01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:31,818 Where's the other portal? 1280 01:07:33,153 --> 01:07:34,721 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 1281 01:07:36,690 --> 01:07:38,224 Who the heck are you? 1282 01:07:38,324 --> 01:07:41,695 Whoa, whoa, don't shoot! Don't shoot. 1283 01:07:41,795 --> 01:07:44,998 I'm just the IT guy. I was alerted to a security breach? 1284 01:07:48,168 --> 01:07:50,670 I didn't know it was Zero Dark Thirtyin here. 1285 01:07:50,770 --> 01:07:52,305 Hey, what are you doing? Stay right there! 1286 01:07:52,439 --> 01:07:54,341 Let me come down 'cause there's a weird echo. 1287 01:07:54,474 --> 01:07:55,675 So we're not shouting at each other. 1288 01:07:55,775 --> 01:07:57,877 What?It's all these echoes, it's a big space. 1289 01:07:57,977 --> 01:07:59,379 Okay, yeah, there is an echo. 1290 01:07:59,512 --> 01:08:01,548 I've been tellin' the guy, he's gotta work on the acoustics. 1291 01:08:01,648 --> 01:08:02,849 Is that him? Is that The Guard? 1292 01:08:02,949 --> 01:08:06,520 And the cell phone service is terrible. 1293 01:08:06,152 --> 01:08:09,589 Well, I shouldn't say terrible. It's not where I want it to be. 1294 01:08:09,689 --> 01:08:11,991 I'm gonna work on that.Is that The Guard? 1295 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,950 As of right now, you're not getting the push notifications 1296 01:08:15,195 --> 01:08:16,363 and some of the alerts, 1297 01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:18,640 although sometimes people like getting rid of 'em. 1298 01:08:18,164 --> 01:08:19,532 Can you hurry up? 1299 01:08:19,632 --> 01:08:20,934 Let's turn down the temperature. 1300 01:08:21,340 --> 01:08:23,236 JACK: You guys are freakin' me out with these guns. 1301 01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:28,308 Okay, are you The Guard? 1302 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:31,244 No. I'm definitely not The Guard. 1303 01:08:31,344 --> 01:08:32,379 I just work for him. 1304 01:08:32,512 --> 01:08:35,582 I'm more of a Luigi than a Mario. 1305 01:08:35,682 --> 01:08:40,530 But you need firmware or cyber security and I'm your Huckleberry. 1306 01:08:40,153 --> 01:08:42,722 Okay, then how would you deal with DDoS malware? 1307 01:08:42,822 --> 01:08:45,625 Ya probably wanna hit it with a little anti-DDoS malware. 1308 01:08:45,725 --> 01:08:47,193 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1309 01:08:47,293 --> 01:08:48,294 Check his purse. 1310 01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:49,362 What's in the fanny pack? 1311 01:08:49,496 --> 01:08:50,764 Can anybody say front butt? 1312 01:08:50,864 --> 01:08:52,832 Nothing, just fanny pack stuff. 1313 01:08:52,932 --> 01:08:55,869 I mean, I got some, you know, lip balm, 1314 01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:57,871 sunglasses, hand sanitizer... 1315 01:08:57,971 --> 01:08:58,938 Open it. 1316 01:09:00,206 --> 01:09:01,207 Slowly. 1317 01:09:15,121 --> 01:09:17,824 Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I mean, see? 1318 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:19,793 Oh, and some gum. 1319 01:09:19,893 --> 01:09:21,194 He's got a gun![YELPS] 1320 01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:46,553 You okay? You okay?Yeah. Yes. 1321 01:09:46,653 --> 01:09:47,921 Stay back, stay back!Dad, we... 1322 01:09:48,210 --> 01:09:49,823 Listen, Charlie, I got somethin' to tell you. 1323 01:09:49,923 --> 01:09:51,358 Yeah, Dad, Dad...This may come as a shock... 1324 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:52,692 Charlie, please! 1325 01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:54,661 I am The Guard. 1326 01:09:54,761 --> 01:09:56,363 Oh, my God, really? 1327 01:09:56,463 --> 01:09:57,997 Okay, we'll talk more about it later. 1328 01:10:04,838 --> 01:10:07,273 VIRGINIA: What is that? 1329 01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:08,808 Get the other fanny pack! 1330 01:10:13,790 --> 01:10:14,447 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power level critical. 1331 01:10:14,581 --> 01:10:16,649 Dang it! The suit's outta power. 1332 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,119 You coulda chosen anything and you chose a fanny pack? 1333 01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:20,253 It's practical. 1334 01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:21,454 Hey, guys, we're clear. 1335 01:10:21,588 --> 01:10:22,889 One, two! 1336 01:10:23,289 --> 01:10:24,257 Go! 1337 01:10:26,726 --> 01:10:27,894 Okay, here's the plan. 1338 01:10:27,994 --> 01:10:29,429 We're gonna get you guys to the elevator, 1339 01:10:29,529 --> 01:10:31,164 then I'm gonna grab the Source, 1340 01:10:31,264 --> 01:10:32,532 recharge the suit.Dad... 1341 01:10:32,665 --> 01:10:34,340 What?A little thing about the Source... 1342 01:10:34,134 --> 01:10:35,602 No, wait, Charlie, please! Look at me. 1343 01:10:35,702 --> 01:10:37,700 Charlie, please tell me they don't have the Source. 1344 01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:39,720 He doesn't. Yeah, we made sure of that. 1345 01:10:39,172 --> 01:10:40,340 Great.Yeah. 1346 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,875 Charlie employed a classic diversionary tactic. 1347 01:10:41,975 --> 01:10:43,710 He printed a decoy Source and fooled all the mercenaries. 1348 01:10:43,810 --> 01:10:45,612 Really?It was pretty cool. 1349 01:10:46,513 --> 01:10:47,647 That does sound cool. 1350 01:10:47,747 --> 01:10:49,249 Mr. Kincaid, sorry to interrupt, 1351 01:10:49,349 --> 01:10:50,884 and I actually think fanny packs are having a moment right now... 1352 01:10:50,984 --> 01:10:52,185 Thank you.Why just the glove? 1353 01:10:52,285 --> 01:10:54,320 Why not the whole suit?'Cause I ran outta power. 1354 01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:55,989 Ya can't get the whole suit without the power, 1355 01:10:56,890 --> 01:10:57,424 that's why I just got the glove. 1356 01:10:57,524 --> 01:10:58,958 Okay, so who's got the Source? 1357 01:10:59,926 --> 01:11:00,994 I threw it in a portal. 1358 01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:02,829 And I kinda zapped it and it's gone. 1359 01:11:02,929 --> 01:11:05,165 Portal? What do you mean, "zapped it"? 1360 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,100 [GROANS] 1361 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,301 CHARLIE: No! 1362 01:11:09,803 --> 01:11:11,171 MAYA: Mr. Kincaid!BERGER: Mr. Kincaid! 1363 01:11:11,271 --> 01:11:12,238 Dad!LIZZIE: No. 1364 01:11:12,339 --> 01:11:14,140 [KUNGFU SOUNDS] 1365 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,109 ARGON: Hidin' the suit in a fanny pack, huh?[JACK GROANS] 1366 01:11:16,209 --> 01:11:17,210 CHARLIE: God. Dad! 1367 01:11:17,310 --> 01:11:18,578 Clever. 1368 01:11:18,712 --> 01:11:20,460 You think that it only works for you? 1369 01:11:20,146 --> 01:11:23,249 You're not special. You're not the chosen one. 1370 01:11:23,683 --> 01:11:25,485 The truth is, 1371 01:11:25,585 --> 01:11:28,540 you're the recipient of dumb luck. 1372 01:11:28,154 --> 01:11:32,920 Yeah, you got the suit, but you don't have the swagger. 1373 01:11:36,529 --> 01:11:38,164 You don't think I got swagger? 1374 01:11:42,135 --> 01:11:43,103 [FARTS] 1375 01:11:44,838 --> 01:11:46,272 Where's the Source? 1376 01:11:46,373 --> 01:11:47,874 I'll never tell you. 1377 01:11:51,277 --> 01:11:52,412 [LIZZIE SCREAMING] 1378 01:11:52,512 --> 01:11:53,780 It's at school in my locker! 1379 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,815 Berger!Grab the kid. Let's get outta here. 1380 01:11:55,915 --> 01:11:57,450 I'm changin' the access codes. 1381 01:11:58,451 --> 01:11:59,519 Come on! 1382 01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:00,487 LIZZIE: No, leave him alone!MAYA: Berger! 1383 01:12:00,587 --> 01:12:01,621 Dad? 1384 01:12:01,755 --> 01:12:03,156 [GROANING] 1385 01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:06,426 Dad! 1386 01:12:06,526 --> 01:12:08,461 [EXHALES] Swagger, damn. 1387 01:12:08,561 --> 01:12:10,597 What does he know about swagger? 1388 01:12:10,730 --> 01:12:11,931 Ya know what, set the nano bombs. 1389 01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:14,340 And give us enough time to clear the blast area. 1390 01:12:14,134 --> 01:12:15,201 Uh-huh. 1391 01:12:24,811 --> 01:12:26,120 Did you just graze me? 1392 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,849 Yeah.Don't graze me, bro. 1393 01:12:36,456 --> 01:12:37,924 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 1394 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:40,930 Can I get the phone?Uh-huh. 1395 01:12:41,828 --> 01:12:43,463 Set one up in the elevator. 1396 01:12:43,563 --> 01:12:44,931 I'll set up the timer. 1397 01:12:48,234 --> 01:12:49,202 Sorry, buddy. 1398 01:12:50,303 --> 01:12:52,205 Argon, no! 1399 01:12:52,305 --> 01:12:54,908 JERSEY: Argon, you're like a father to me!No witnesses. 1400 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,213 [EXPLOSION]Charlie! 1401 01:13:00,313 --> 01:13:02,820 What's goin' on? What's happening?Thank God you're okay. 1402 01:13:02,182 --> 01:13:03,830 Charlie, what's happening?Dad, Dad... 1403 01:13:03,183 --> 01:13:04,584 Here's the deal, here's the deal. 1404 01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:06,860 This whole frickin' place is rigged with bombs, all right? 1405 01:13:06,186 --> 01:13:07,587 We got five minutes to get outta here, 1406 01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:09,422 save Berger, and get the Source. 1407 01:13:10,724 --> 01:13:12,625 I can't believe you took the Source to school. 1408 01:13:12,726 --> 01:13:14,961 No time for parenting, Dad! 1409 01:13:15,610 --> 01:13:16,963 How do we get outta here? 1410 01:13:17,630 --> 01:13:18,365 There's an escape hatch above the gym. 1411 01:13:18,465 --> 01:13:20,333 Not an option. System's locked down.JACK: What? 1412 01:13:20,433 --> 01:13:21,935 IRONS: Argon changed all these access codes. 1413 01:13:22,350 --> 01:13:23,203 Everything is encrypted now. 1414 01:13:24,237 --> 01:13:26,172 Dad, Dad, Dad, you stay here.No. 1415 01:13:26,272 --> 01:13:27,407 Dad, you stay here. 1416 01:13:27,507 --> 01:13:28,608 Blue Eyes, fix him up. 1417 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:31,344 The name's Captain Sean Irons.Shh. Zip it. 1418 01:13:31,444 --> 01:13:34,180 Lizzie, you crack the code so we can get access to the system. 1419 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,683 Maya and I will print enough jetpacks for all of us, all right? 1420 01:13:36,816 --> 01:13:39,219 We will?I trust you. Do you trust me? 1421 01:13:40,286 --> 01:13:41,488 I do now. 1422 01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:42,822 Here you go. 1423 01:13:43,356 --> 01:13:45,910 [BEEPING] 1424 01:13:45,191 --> 01:13:46,693 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did Captain Blue Eyes 1425 01:13:46,826 --> 01:13:48,194 back there just say?AUTOMATED VOICE: All systems locked. 1426 01:13:48,294 --> 01:13:49,429 He said Argon locked the whole system. 1427 01:13:49,529 --> 01:13:50,997 The escape hatch, the printer, everything. 1428 01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:52,499 If we don't crack this code we're all gonna die. 1429 01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:54,300 AUTOMATED VOICE: Access denied.Speakin' of Argon... 1430 01:13:54,401 --> 01:13:55,769 You know, for the record, I don't have a stuttering problem. 1431 01:13:55,902 --> 01:13:58,438 Ya know, I was just nervous and see, see, what happened... 1432 01:13:59,973 --> 01:14:01,841 What are you? 1433 01:14:01,941 --> 01:14:03,943 Hey. Hey. What are you doin'? 1434 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,845 Need to cauterize this wound. 1435 01:14:05,945 --> 01:14:07,747 For a second there, I thought you were gonna kill me. 1436 01:14:07,881 --> 01:14:09,149 Yeah, I still might. 1437 01:14:09,249 --> 01:14:10,417 [GROANS] 1438 01:14:10,517 --> 01:14:12,485 It's a four-digit password, only 10,000 combinations. 1439 01:14:12,585 --> 01:14:14,254 Only 10,000? 1440 01:14:14,354 --> 01:14:17,230 Look, Lizzie, I understand you're really good at the escape room stuff 1441 01:14:17,123 --> 01:14:18,591 but I don't see any clues. 1442 01:14:18,692 --> 01:14:21,261 We don't need a clue, Big Mac. We're gonna brute-force this password. 1443 01:14:21,361 --> 01:14:23,963 You're gonna brute-force 10,000 different combinations. 1444 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,498 Yes, I have a plan.We're gonna die. 1445 01:14:25,598 --> 01:14:26,866 I need to borrow this. 1446 01:14:26,966 --> 01:14:28,868 CHARLIE: Hurry up! We don't have that much time. 1447 01:14:28,968 --> 01:14:30,537 AUTOMATED VOICE: Error printing. 1448 01:14:34,374 --> 01:14:35,975 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1449 01:14:39,790 --> 01:14:40,447 So why are you helpin' me now? 1450 01:14:40,547 --> 01:14:43,283 Let's just say I know what the stakes are now. 1451 01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:46,486 You had a vision, didn't you? Not everyone gets one. 1452 01:14:47,987 --> 01:14:49,155 What'd you see? 1453 01:14:49,255 --> 01:14:51,358 It's more powerful than I realized. 1454 01:14:54,694 --> 01:14:56,290 I got this. 1455 01:14:57,731 --> 01:14:59,966 Code denied. 1456 01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:02,168 Now you understand why it needed to be protected. 1457 01:15:02,268 --> 01:15:03,903 I don't see why you assume you're the only one 1458 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:05,205 worthy of protecting it, though. 1459 01:15:05,305 --> 01:15:07,400 Wanna know what my last ten years have been? 1460 01:15:07,140 --> 01:15:09,809 Marriage: Over. Kid: Hates me. 1461 01:15:09,943 --> 01:15:11,311 But I didn't have a choice.You did. 1462 01:15:11,411 --> 01:15:13,246 You chose to keep it for yourself. 1463 01:15:20,153 --> 01:15:21,521 MAYA: Charlie, move! 1464 01:15:22,422 --> 01:15:23,490 Lizzie! 1465 01:15:24,858 --> 01:15:26,960 Wait! That was not part of the plan! 1466 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,695 Lizzie!Lizzie, get us out of here! 1467 01:15:28,795 --> 01:15:30,630 Speakin' of plans, do you think we like maybe need to reevaluate our... 1468 01:15:30,730 --> 01:15:34,467 No! We're all gonna go to the dance and we're all gonna have a great time! 1469 01:15:36,936 --> 01:15:38,238 MAYA: Lizzie, come on![SCREAMS] 1470 01:15:39,873 --> 01:15:41,408 Oh, no.No. 1471 01:15:41,508 --> 01:15:42,742 We're getting crushed! 1472 01:15:42,842 --> 01:15:44,244 Oh, my God, they're getting crushed! 1473 01:15:45,278 --> 01:15:47,681 Help! Lizzie! 1474 01:15:50,283 --> 01:15:52,752 Maya, I gotta tell you somethin'. 1475 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:55,655 AUTOMATED VOICE: Platform has reached maximum capacity. 1476 01:15:55,755 --> 01:15:57,157 Wait. Wait, what does that mean? 1477 01:15:57,257 --> 01:15:59,526 Commencing vaporization procedure. 1478 01:16:00,226 --> 01:16:01,995 Only 100 more combos, Lizzie. 1479 01:16:02,950 --> 01:16:04,397 AUTOMATED VOICE: Denied. Denied. Denied. 1480 01:16:04,497 --> 01:16:07,100 I really like you. Like "like-like" you. 1481 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,436 AUTOMATED VOICE: Reducing volume in 15 seconds. 1482 01:16:09,536 --> 01:16:12,305 Like... Like a lot! Fifteen, 14, 13, 1483 01:16:12,405 --> 01:16:14,307 12, 11, 1484 01:16:14,407 --> 01:16:16,710 ten, nine, eight...You got this. 1485 01:16:16,810 --> 01:16:19,212 ...seven, six, five...And I'm... 1486 01:16:19,312 --> 01:16:22,549 ...four, three, two, one. 1487 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:25,118 Code accepted.So sorry. 1488 01:16:25,518 --> 01:16:26,486 I got it! 1489 01:16:31,891 --> 01:16:33,426 Yes! Yes!Yes! Yes! 1490 01:16:33,993 --> 01:16:35,428 Sorry. 1491 01:16:35,528 --> 01:16:36,496 MAYA: What? 1492 01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:39,132 I'm sorry. 1493 01:16:39,232 --> 01:16:42,902 Boys pick the weirdest times to be vulnerable. 1494 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:44,437 Let's go print those jetpacks. 1495 01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:48,641 AUTOMATED VOICE: Jet pack printing three of six complete. 1496 01:16:48,742 --> 01:16:50,377 [BEEPING] 1497 01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:55,949 Big Mac, listen to me. We gotta go now. Come here. 1498 01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:57,684 Wait, wait, wait, wait.Hold on. 1499 01:16:57,784 --> 01:16:59,352 [BIG MAC YELLING] 1500 01:16:59,853 --> 01:17:01,870 We gotta double up. 1501 01:17:01,187 --> 01:17:03,456 Wait, what about my dad?Go, go, go! I'm fine. 1502 01:17:03,556 --> 01:17:06,920 AUTOMATED VOICE: Destruction imminent. 1503 01:17:07,293 --> 01:17:09,295 Well, I guess you gotta learn to share now. 1504 01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:13,233 Bring it in. 1505 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:15,135 Get in here. 1506 01:17:19,706 --> 01:17:21,174 [JACK YELLING] 1507 01:17:24,244 --> 01:17:26,713 JACK: Whoa, whoa. Watch out for the tree! No. 1508 01:17:26,813 --> 01:17:28,114 [IMPACT GRUNTS] 1509 01:17:30,383 --> 01:17:32,919 LIZZIE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1510 01:17:33,530 --> 01:17:35,255 That was crazy!We just flew. 1511 01:17:35,355 --> 01:17:37,457 Thank you.Nice job, Angry Guy. 1512 01:17:37,557 --> 01:17:38,925 But we've gotta get to school. 1513 01:17:39,590 --> 01:17:40,560 You should leave the kids with me, they'll slow you down. 1514 01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:41,761 No!No! 1515 01:17:41,861 --> 01:17:43,763 Berger's my best friend.He's my little brother. 1516 01:17:43,863 --> 01:17:44,998 We're going with you, Mr. Kincaid. 1517 01:17:45,131 --> 01:17:47,400 [HELICOPTER HOVERING] 1518 01:17:48,835 --> 01:17:50,136 I'm not the only one lookin' for ya. 1519 01:17:50,236 --> 01:17:52,839 You guys go. I'll slow 'em down. 1520 01:17:53,740 --> 01:17:55,342 Yeah, the world needs The Guard, Jack. 1521 01:17:55,442 --> 01:17:57,177 And you're the least bad option. 1522 01:17:58,780 --> 01:18:00,113 Thanks.You're not gonna... 1523 01:18:00,213 --> 01:18:01,548 I know you're not, I don't have to say this, 1524 01:18:01,648 --> 01:18:02,982 but you're not gonna tell 'em who The Guard is or anything... 1525 01:18:03,116 --> 01:18:04,751 We'll see.Gotcha, man, okay. 1526 01:18:04,851 --> 01:18:06,453 All right, you guys get the heck outta here. 1527 01:18:06,553 --> 01:18:07,654 Stop that maniac, all right? 1528 01:18:07,754 --> 01:18:09,389 CHARLIE: Let's go!MAYA: Let's go get Berger! 1529 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:13,660 Sorry about your man cave, Dad. 1530 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:16,830 Yeah. Adios.Ten years down the drain. 1531 01:18:18,298 --> 01:18:20,800 Well, it's not my fault a militia showed up to... 1532 01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:22,936 There's two schools of thought on that....steal your magic ball. 1533 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:24,537 Well, whose is it? 1534 01:18:24,637 --> 01:18:26,539 Hey, if you would've just told me the truth about who you are, 1535 01:18:26,639 --> 01:18:27,941 I would have never figured it out! 1536 01:18:28,410 --> 01:18:29,209 So actually, it's your fault. 1537 01:18:29,309 --> 01:18:30,744 JACK: Really?CHARLIE: Yeah. 1538 01:18:30,844 --> 01:18:32,612 Well, we'll have plenty o' time to discuss whose fault it is. 1539 01:18:34,647 --> 01:18:37,550 ARGON: Let's go!BERGER: Okay, okay, take it easy, man! 1540 01:18:37,650 --> 01:18:38,885 Dude, you are so slow. 1541 01:18:38,985 --> 01:18:41,621 Mom's right. You're always deflecting, putting up walls. 1542 01:18:41,721 --> 01:18:43,590 What? She says that?Yeah. 1543 01:18:43,690 --> 01:18:44,924 I disagree. 1544 01:18:45,250 --> 01:18:47,327 I don't put up walls and I don't deflect. 1545 01:18:48,610 --> 01:18:49,396 See? Deflection. 1546 01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:50,797 What are you talking about?It's deflecting. 1547 01:18:50,897 --> 01:18:52,599 That's not deflecting, that's disagreeing.That's... 1548 01:18:52,699 --> 01:18:53,900 No, that's deflecting. 1549 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,403 No, that's not.Why can't you just be honest with me? 1550 01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:59,939 If you wanna know anything, go ahead, ask me. 1551 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:01,641 I'll tell you the truth. 1552 01:19:01,741 --> 01:19:02,709 Why does this thing not have cup holders?Have you ever been to space? 1553 01:19:02,809 --> 01:19:05,445 Where do superheroes pee? Like, in the suit? 1554 01:19:05,545 --> 01:19:07,147 That's for Charlie, okay? 1555 01:19:07,247 --> 01:19:08,515 Enough from the peanut gallery. 1556 01:19:08,882 --> 01:19:10,216 Okay, uh... 1557 01:19:11,551 --> 01:19:12,919 Why'd you and Mom split up? 1558 01:19:14,354 --> 01:19:15,955 That's your first question? 1559 01:19:16,523 --> 01:19:18,458 [SIGHS] 1560 01:19:18,558 --> 01:19:20,727 Not something about the jetpacks or something? 1561 01:19:26,433 --> 01:19:28,268 No. Uh-uh.No chance? 1562 01:19:28,368 --> 01:19:31,400 Look, Charlie, that's a... It's... 1563 01:19:31,104 --> 01:19:33,907 That's a big question and it's... 1564 01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:35,909 I think it's hard to understand. 1565 01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:38,611 I didn't wanna have to choose 1566 01:19:38,712 --> 01:19:40,880 between saving the world and my family. 1567 01:19:40,980 --> 01:19:43,830 But I didn't have a choice. 1568 01:19:43,216 --> 01:19:45,819 ARGON: Dude, pick up the pace, for crying out loud!Settle down. 1569 01:19:45,919 --> 01:19:47,487 ANSEL: Is this your locker?BERGER: This is my locker. 1570 01:19:47,587 --> 01:19:49,422 Plus, how am I supposed to say to my son, 1571 01:19:49,522 --> 01:19:51,958 "Oh, by the way, some alien power source 1572 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,128 "chose me to be the guardian of the planet"? Right? 1573 01:19:55,261 --> 01:19:57,430 I mean, would your parents tell you that?No. 1574 01:19:57,530 --> 01:19:59,766 JACK: No, because it makes you sound crazy, right? 1575 01:19:59,866 --> 01:20:01,000 Yes. 1576 01:20:01,101 --> 01:20:03,360 I get it. You have this super-powerful thing, 1577 01:20:03,136 --> 01:20:05,500 and you didn't know who you could trust. 1578 01:20:05,105 --> 01:20:07,807 I just thought you could trust me. 1579 01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:13,713 So who's excited for the Moon Dance? 1580 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,483 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1581 01:20:31,164 --> 01:20:32,699 Where is it?I don't know. 1582 01:20:32,799 --> 01:20:34,434 Where is it?I don't know. 1583 01:20:34,534 --> 01:20:36,136 TEACHER: Mr. Berger.Oh, hey. 1584 01:20:36,269 --> 01:20:38,380 Hmm. And who might you be? 1585 01:20:38,138 --> 01:20:40,840 I'm, uh... I'm Berger's uncle. 1586 01:20:41,841 --> 01:20:42,842 Huh. 1587 01:20:44,844 --> 01:20:46,246 ARGON: Yeah.Nice costume. 1588 01:20:46,346 --> 01:20:49,816 Yeah, thank you. I love The Guard and this is, uh... 1589 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,484 This is his costume. 1590 01:20:54,870 --> 01:20:55,789 Ooh, yeah, it's makeup. 1591 01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:57,290 It's kinda sensitive. 1592 01:20:57,390 --> 01:21:00,260 Hey, something is missing from Berger's locker. 1593 01:21:00,126 --> 01:21:01,528 Would you happen to know where it is? 1594 01:21:01,628 --> 01:21:04,531 I'm assuming it's the art project?Yes. 1595 01:21:04,631 --> 01:21:06,433 Yes! Yeah, it's mine.Yes! His art project 1596 01:21:06,533 --> 01:21:08,935 BERGER: Uh-huh.Well, Jerry, the janitor, 1597 01:21:09,350 --> 01:21:10,770 found it glowing in your locker. 1598 01:21:10,870 --> 01:21:13,600 You're lucky I didn't call the bomb squad. 1599 01:21:13,106 --> 01:21:14,374 Oh, I'm glad you didn't. 1600 01:21:14,474 --> 01:21:17,177 And, uh, would you know where it is, by any chance? 1601 01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:18,678 I'll go get it.Cool. 1602 01:21:18,778 --> 01:21:20,480 Stay right here.I'm gonna stay right here. 1603 01:21:20,580 --> 01:21:22,549 Right here. Okay.Okay. 1604 01:21:26,319 --> 01:21:27,487 [BRAKES SCREECH] 1605 01:21:27,587 --> 01:21:28,822 JACK: You kids stay in the car. 1606 01:21:28,922 --> 01:21:30,230 Where do I go? 1607 01:21:30,123 --> 01:21:31,925 Wait, you've never been to your kid's school? 1608 01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:33,293 No, I've... 1609 01:21:34,461 --> 01:21:36,396 It's been a while. 1610 01:21:36,496 --> 01:21:38,231 All right, how 'bout we crash through the skylights? 1611 01:21:38,365 --> 01:21:40,333 Yeah, just like the time you saved those diplomats in Caracas... 1612 01:21:40,433 --> 01:21:41,835 I know, but I had a fully charged suit then, 1613 01:21:41,935 --> 01:21:43,169 and how do you know about that? 1614 01:21:43,303 --> 01:21:45,380 I'm The Guard's number-one fan, dude! 1615 01:21:45,138 --> 01:21:46,373 I even defended you on Reddit. 1616 01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:47,574 That was you?That was me. 1617 01:21:47,674 --> 01:21:49,309 Well, thank you. That was pretty good. 1618 01:21:49,409 --> 01:21:50,777 Okay, so where do I go? 1619 01:21:50,877 --> 01:21:52,120 Mr. Kincaid, take these. 1620 01:21:52,112 --> 01:21:53,646 And, Charlie, you're gonna call him on the phone 1621 01:21:53,747 --> 01:21:55,148 and tell him where to go, okay? 1622 01:21:55,248 --> 01:21:58,151 All right.Okay, stay in the car. 1623 01:21:58,251 --> 01:22:00,620 CHARLIE: That's good.Goin' right past the French class. 1624 01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,555 No, take a left, take a left, not right. 1625 01:22:03,790 --> 01:22:04,858 You see a trophy case? 1626 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,161 I see the trophy case. 1627 01:22:08,261 --> 01:22:10,363 Just keep walking by it, all right? You're almost there. 1628 01:22:10,463 --> 01:22:12,699 Past the trophy case and you're gonna look on your right 1629 01:22:12,799 --> 01:22:15,680 and it should be glowing, I think. 1630 01:22:20,573 --> 01:22:22,842 Here's you with the rest of the Bluejays. 1631 01:22:22,942 --> 01:22:23,977 Eagles, Dad. 1632 01:22:25,450 --> 01:22:26,179 Are Eagles blue? 1633 01:22:26,279 --> 01:22:28,515 I guess. Just keep going, all right? Next question. 1634 01:22:29,716 --> 01:22:30,917 Are you even listening to me? 1635 01:22:32,752 --> 01:22:34,854 "Best Effort." Dad, hello? 1636 01:22:34,954 --> 01:22:36,156 That's great. 1637 01:22:36,256 --> 01:22:37,457 If she doesn't find it... 1638 01:22:37,557 --> 01:22:38,892 I'm gonna kill you. 1639 01:22:41,261 --> 01:22:42,529 Fudge my life.I am so serious right now. 1640 01:22:42,629 --> 01:22:43,897 TEACHER: Just a second. 1641 01:22:43,997 --> 01:22:45,532 [GRUNTS] 1642 01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:48,100 Assuming this is it? 1643 01:22:48,101 --> 01:22:49,202 Yeah, that's my favorite sculpture of his. 1644 01:22:49,302 --> 01:22:50,670 Uh-huh. 1645 01:22:51,370 --> 01:22:52,105 Well... 1646 01:22:53,573 --> 01:22:55,809 I really don't like modern art. 1647 01:22:55,909 --> 01:22:58,211 It's hard to tell the authentics from the fakes! 1648 01:22:58,311 --> 01:22:59,879 Run, Berger, run! 1649 01:23:00,947 --> 01:23:01,815 No. 1650 01:23:01,915 --> 01:23:03,917 I don't like you!I don't like you! 1651 01:23:04,170 --> 01:23:04,918 I don't like you! 1652 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:06,720 [WHISTLE BLOWS][BERGER SCREAMING] 1653 01:23:09,550 --> 01:23:10,523 I see 'em!What's happening? 1654 01:23:10,623 --> 01:23:12,726 I just heard Berger scream. I think they're goin' to the gym. 1655 01:23:12,826 --> 01:23:14,260 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1656 01:23:14,394 --> 01:23:15,962 Excuse me! Oh, sorry. 1657 01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,864 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1658 01:23:17,964 --> 01:23:19,399 Hot potato. Hot potato. 1659 01:23:19,499 --> 01:23:21,701 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 1660 01:23:26,172 --> 01:23:27,507 Hey.Get outta my face! 1661 01:23:31,745 --> 01:23:32,879 [GRUNTS] 1662 01:23:42,956 --> 01:23:44,124 Sick costume, bro. 1663 01:23:45,158 --> 01:23:46,593 You remind me of a fart. 1664 01:23:50,864 --> 01:23:52,599 How do you turn this thing on? 1665 01:23:59,105 --> 01:24:00,607 [EXCLAIMING] 1666 01:24:08,982 --> 01:24:10,183 [SCREAMS] 1667 01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:13,119 Give it to me! 1668 01:24:16,923 --> 01:24:17,924 [GROANS] 1669 01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:20,930 [ALL EXCLAIMING] 1670 01:24:20,894 --> 01:24:22,128 JACK: Argon! 1671 01:24:23,663 --> 01:24:24,698 Ugh! 1672 01:24:24,798 --> 01:24:26,566 Just wanted to let you know we're alive! 1673 01:24:26,666 --> 01:24:28,134 ARGON: Not like I care! 1674 01:24:33,273 --> 01:24:34,274 You wanna dance? 1675 01:24:34,374 --> 01:24:35,775 Daddy wants to dance! 1676 01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:36,843 Let's dance. 1677 01:24:43,149 --> 01:24:44,784 [GROANS][ALL EXCLAIMING] 1678 01:24:46,186 --> 01:24:47,187 ARGON: Come on! 1679 01:24:50,423 --> 01:24:51,725 Hey, buddy! 1680 01:24:57,564 --> 01:24:58,765 [GRUNTS] 1681 01:24:59,866 --> 01:25:00,934 Whoo! 1682 01:25:02,902 --> 01:25:05,805 Dad? Dad, are you there? Dad? 1683 01:25:06,239 --> 01:25:07,640 Dad? Dad? 1684 01:25:07,741 --> 01:25:09,142 Wash your mouth out! 1685 01:25:09,242 --> 01:25:11,211 Berger! Throw me the Source! 1686 01:25:11,311 --> 01:25:12,812 Berger!Sweep! 1687 01:25:16,182 --> 01:25:17,617 Throw it! Throw it! 1688 01:25:21,321 --> 01:25:22,555 We gotta help him. We gotta go! 1689 01:25:22,655 --> 01:25:23,690 No, he said stay in the car.Yeah. 1690 01:25:23,790 --> 01:25:26,590 He definitely said stay in the car. 1691 01:25:26,159 --> 01:25:27,761 Then we'll stay in the car. 1692 01:25:29,162 --> 01:25:30,530 Shotgun! 1693 01:25:30,630 --> 01:25:32,332 What are you doing? Why are you in the driver's seat? 1694 01:25:32,432 --> 01:25:34,167 Okay.You can't drive, Charlie. 1695 01:25:34,968 --> 01:25:36,469 [GROANS] 1696 01:25:36,603 --> 01:25:39,973 Man. That suit sure does work. 1697 01:25:40,730 --> 01:25:42,308 Wait, wait. Why don't you take it off? 1698 01:25:43,543 --> 01:25:44,711 Let's fight mano-a-mano. 1699 01:25:44,811 --> 01:25:46,446 What, are ya stupid? 1700 01:25:46,579 --> 01:25:48,882 I'd rather fight like a superhero. 1701 01:25:48,982 --> 01:25:51,840 Bein' a hero's about more than wearin' a suit. 1702 01:25:52,419 --> 01:25:53,853 Nah, it's all about the suit. 1703 01:26:02,195 --> 01:26:03,229 Maya, do something! 1704 01:26:03,329 --> 01:26:04,698 What do you mean, do something?Maya! 1705 01:26:04,798 --> 01:26:07,267 LIZZIE: Press all the buttons! Try all of them, Maya! 1706 01:26:08,835 --> 01:26:09,869 Now. 1707 01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:14,374 You're gonna hit the wall, Charlie! 1708 01:26:14,474 --> 01:26:15,642 [GASPS] 1709 01:26:15,742 --> 01:26:17,510 [ALL SCREAMING] 1710 01:26:17,644 --> 01:26:20,130 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1711 01:27:14,901 --> 01:27:16,703 [MAYA CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY] 1712 01:27:20,306 --> 01:27:22,275 Holy crap! 1713 01:27:23,443 --> 01:27:24,978 Not bad for an IT guy. 1714 01:27:25,945 --> 01:27:27,781 Thanks for not listening to me. 1715 01:27:29,649 --> 01:27:30,884 Keep this safe. 1716 01:27:31,985 --> 01:27:34,387 Charlie. I trust you. 1717 01:27:36,723 --> 01:27:38,258 He went that way. 1718 01:27:38,358 --> 01:27:39,359 Dad! 1719 01:27:40,226 --> 01:27:41,194 Show him some swagger. 1720 01:27:43,963 --> 01:27:45,765 Berger!BERGER: Guys! 1721 01:27:45,865 --> 01:27:47,801 I'm so happy to see you guys.MAYA: You're okay. 1722 01:27:48,968 --> 01:27:51,371 You know somethin', Argon?Yeah, what's that? 1723 01:27:52,539 --> 01:27:54,207 You might have a point about the suit. 1724 01:27:55,410 --> 01:27:56,109 Hey, no! 1725 01:27:56,209 --> 01:27:57,444 [GRUNTS] 1726 01:28:00,714 --> 01:28:03,490 Bet you didn't know how to finger blast! 1727 01:28:03,149 --> 01:28:05,985 I invented finger blasting. 1728 01:28:10,890 --> 01:28:12,625 You wanna dance with the King of Pop? 1729 01:28:12,759 --> 01:28:14,227 I can dance! I can dance... 1730 01:28:16,329 --> 01:28:17,297 Hold on! 1731 01:28:18,365 --> 01:28:19,532 Hold it! Hold it! 1732 01:28:19,632 --> 01:28:21,835 Hold it. I said hold it, man! 1733 01:28:22,635 --> 01:28:23,870 I said... 1734 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,274 [WHEEZING] How do you do this? 1735 01:28:30,944 --> 01:28:32,812 How do you do it? How do you take... 1736 01:28:33,346 --> 01:28:35,982 [EXHALES] 1737 01:28:36,820 --> 01:28:37,784 These things are warm.Yeah. 1738 01:28:37,884 --> 01:28:40,153 So hot. They're so hot. 1739 01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:42,756 You got the winter suit. 1740 01:28:43,556 --> 01:28:44,624 [PANTING] 1741 01:28:44,758 --> 01:28:46,260 [WHEEZING] 1742 01:28:53,633 --> 01:28:55,168 I have this trained on you. 1743 01:28:56,369 --> 01:28:57,404 Stand back! 1744 01:29:04,911 --> 01:29:07,914 I feel like a dog, you know?Come on, let's go. 1745 01:29:08,140 --> 01:29:10,500 Come on. Yeah.You know, how dogs do that? Like... 1746 01:29:10,884 --> 01:29:12,352 Argon, come on.Sorry. 1747 01:29:12,452 --> 01:29:13,486 We gotta finish this. 1748 01:29:15,955 --> 01:29:17,190 You ready?Yeah. 1749 01:29:17,290 --> 01:29:19,192 Wait, wait, I just dropped something. 1750 01:29:23,530 --> 01:29:24,531 [GRUNTS] 1751 01:29:25,465 --> 01:29:26,966 Have another sip! 1752 01:29:27,670 --> 01:29:29,436 ARGON: My ear! Not my ear. 1753 01:29:29,536 --> 01:29:30,870 You hit me right in the lobe! 1754 01:29:33,206 --> 01:29:34,307 [ARGON GROANS] 1755 01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:35,842 I hate you! 1756 01:29:35,942 --> 01:29:37,444 [SCREAMING] 1757 01:29:39,813 --> 01:29:41,114 Swagger! 1758 01:29:52,692 --> 01:29:54,961 Argon to the principal's office! 1759 01:29:56,496 --> 01:29:57,497 Yes! 1760 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:02,102 You just broke my kid's trophy. 1761 01:30:02,202 --> 01:30:04,700 What? That's not a real trophy. 1762 01:30:04,170 --> 01:30:06,539 Steal the suit, blow up my man cave, 1763 01:30:06,639 --> 01:30:09,275 but don't ever insult my son. 1764 01:30:09,376 --> 01:30:11,444 You're right, you're right. I went too far. 1765 01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:15,315 [JACK GROANS] 1766 01:30:23,590 --> 01:30:25,625 Charlie! Charlie... I lost him. 1767 01:30:25,725 --> 01:30:27,293 Throw me the Source. 1768 01:30:27,394 --> 01:30:28,695 Here. 1769 01:30:28,828 --> 01:30:30,196 Okay, get in the G-mobile. 1770 01:30:30,296 --> 01:30:31,898 Gettin' you guys outta here.Okay. 1771 01:30:32,766 --> 01:30:33,833 [YELLS] Dad! 1772 01:30:33,933 --> 01:30:35,602 Charlie! No, no! 1773 01:30:35,702 --> 01:30:37,404 ARGON: Get back! Do not move! 1774 01:30:37,504 --> 01:30:39,205 Jack, don't be a hero! 1775 01:30:40,306 --> 01:30:42,509 No! Gimme the Source or I'll kill your kid! 1776 01:30:44,444 --> 01:30:46,346 Okay. 1777 01:30:46,446 --> 01:30:49,820 ARGON: Give it to me!Okay, it's yours. 1778 01:30:49,182 --> 01:30:51,510 CHARLIE: What? No, Dad, Dad. Dad...It's yours, you win. 1779 01:30:51,151 --> 01:30:52,585 Don't do it, I'm only one person! 1780 01:30:52,686 --> 01:30:53,953 Shut up! 1781 01:30:54,540 --> 01:30:55,555 CHARLIE: I'm only one person! You're saving the world! 1782 01:30:55,655 --> 01:30:57,157 You're saving the world! 1783 01:30:57,257 --> 01:31:00,126 All right?Okay. Charlie, Charlie, don't worry. 1784 01:31:00,226 --> 01:31:01,895 HBT. HBT. 1785 01:31:02,295 --> 01:31:03,163 HBT? 1786 01:31:07,634 --> 01:31:08,668 Give it to me! 1787 01:31:08,768 --> 01:31:11,905 CHARLIE: HBT. HBT.Okay. Please. Please. 1788 01:31:18,745 --> 01:31:20,313 [YELLS] 1789 01:31:20,980 --> 01:31:22,582 [BEEPING] 1790 01:31:41,835 --> 01:31:43,470 [YELLS] 1791 01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:48,740 Strike three... 1792 01:32:00,954 --> 01:32:02,355 Charlie! 1793 01:32:04,724 --> 01:32:08,294 Charlie! Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. 1794 01:32:08,762 --> 01:32:09,996 Charlie! 1795 01:32:10,964 --> 01:32:13,800 Please? Please? Charlie. 1796 01:32:13,933 --> 01:32:15,635 Come on. Come on. 1797 01:32:18,638 --> 01:32:20,106 Charlie! 1798 01:32:21,941 --> 01:32:24,144 It's okay. It's gonna be all right. 1799 01:32:24,644 --> 01:32:26,513 Charlie?Yeah? 1800 01:32:26,613 --> 01:32:28,348 Charlie? 1801 01:32:28,948 --> 01:32:31,484 Yeah. Can you see me? 1802 01:32:31,584 --> 01:32:33,530 Did Maya see that throw? 1803 01:32:34,854 --> 01:32:35,989 Are you kidding me? 1804 01:32:36,890 --> 01:32:37,991 How could she miss it? 1805 01:32:38,910 --> 01:32:40,260 It's one of the greatest throws ever! 1806 01:32:40,660 --> 01:32:41,661 My son's a hero. 1807 01:32:50,603 --> 01:32:51,571 That's it. 1808 01:32:52,772 --> 01:32:55,750 I love you so much. 1809 01:32:55,175 --> 01:32:58,378 I'm so sorry I wasted all that time. 1810 01:32:58,478 --> 01:33:00,980 The truth is I did have a choice. 1811 01:33:01,810 --> 01:33:03,490 And I made the wrong one. 1812 01:33:03,483 --> 01:33:05,285 Dad?Yeah? 1813 01:33:06,586 --> 01:33:08,254 You're suffocating me. 1814 01:33:14,227 --> 01:33:15,662 Nice throw, Charlie. 1815 01:33:16,730 --> 01:33:18,131 Thanks. 1816 01:33:18,765 --> 01:33:19,766 Oh, my God 1817 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,469 I gotta call Mom. 1818 01:33:22,569 --> 01:33:24,437 Jack, I know where I'm going. I've been to the school before. 1819 01:33:24,537 --> 01:33:26,539 Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got lost earlier, 1820 01:33:26,639 --> 01:33:28,141 so I was just tryin' to save you time. 1821 01:33:28,241 --> 01:33:29,676 It can get really confusing.[GASPS] 1822 01:33:29,776 --> 01:33:32,679 Charlie? Charlie, my sweet boy! 1823 01:33:34,347 --> 01:33:35,715 Oh, my God, are you okay? 1824 01:33:35,815 --> 01:33:37,617 Are you... What happened? 1825 01:33:37,717 --> 01:33:39,119 Well, we had the talk, 1826 01:33:39,219 --> 01:33:42,122 and it went, I think, pretty well. It... 1827 01:33:42,222 --> 01:33:43,390 I mean, there was a few bumps, but... 1828 01:33:43,490 --> 01:33:45,325 Wait, you knew? And you didn't tell me? 1829 01:33:45,425 --> 01:33:47,627 We wanted to wait till you were older, Charlie. 1830 01:33:47,727 --> 01:33:50,196 No, that Dad wears a fanny pack? 1831 01:33:52,232 --> 01:33:54,100 JACK: He's been hammerin' this fanny pack. 1832 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,770 Actually, the fanny pack was my design. 1833 01:33:56,870 --> 01:33:58,204 Now what are you gonna say? 1834 01:33:58,304 --> 01:34:00,730 We can talk about this at home. Come on. 1835 01:34:00,173 --> 01:34:01,708 Uh, wait, wait. Um... 1836 01:34:01,808 --> 01:34:04,844 I, uh... Hold on a second. 1837 01:34:04,944 --> 01:34:06,446 There's somethin' I gotta do first. 1838 01:34:13,887 --> 01:34:18,825 I know that, technically, you, um, have a date already, 1839 01:34:18,925 --> 01:34:23,630 but since Robbie Fernandez ran away like a whiny little baby, 1840 01:34:23,730 --> 01:34:25,231 I was wondering... 1841 01:34:29,703 --> 01:34:31,104 Do you wanna dance? 1842 01:34:32,872 --> 01:34:35,642 Okay, Kincaid, I'll try not to breathe on you. 1843 01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:41,781 [BLUES MUSIC PLAYING] 1844 01:34:43,283 --> 01:34:46,419 You have great taste.Whoa! Thanks. 1845 01:34:46,519 --> 01:34:48,288 What are you still doing here? 1846 01:34:48,388 --> 01:34:50,256 A DJ never abandons her booth. 1847 01:34:55,161 --> 01:34:56,930 Might I have this dance, mon cheri? 1848 01:34:57,697 --> 01:34:58,732 Yeah. 1849 01:35:01,301 --> 01:35:03,770 Should we maybe dance? 1850 01:35:03,870 --> 01:35:05,238 For old times' sake? 1851 01:35:05,338 --> 01:35:07,874 I mean, we don't wanna just watch and make them uncomfortable. 1852 01:35:09,175 --> 01:35:10,377 Okay. 1853 01:35:17,484 --> 01:35:18,651 Oh. 1854 01:35:21,821 --> 01:35:23,456 Maybe a little too fast?Yeah. 1855 01:35:24,257 --> 01:35:25,725 Remember our first kiss? 1856 01:35:26,326 --> 01:35:27,260 No. 1857 01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:28,962 It's 'cause we haven't kissed yet. 1858 01:35:29,620 --> 01:35:30,230 Yes.Not until we're married. 1859 01:35:30,330 --> 01:35:32,650 Okay.How's my breath? 1860 01:35:33,299 --> 01:35:34,334 Amazing. 1861 01:35:45,478 --> 01:35:48,314 JACK: Okay, I think we're gettin' close here! 1862 01:35:50,316 --> 01:35:52,385 You know how I like it?Oh, yeah. 1863 01:35:52,485 --> 01:35:53,720 Burnt to a crisp 1864 01:35:53,820 --> 01:35:57,357 and loaded up with spicy mustard and lots of onions. 1865 01:35:58,358 --> 01:36:00,627 Does your girlfriend like onions, by the way? 1866 01:36:00,727 --> 01:36:02,796 Okay, what? No. Dad. 1867 01:36:02,896 --> 01:36:04,297 [BEEPING] 1868 01:36:07,534 --> 01:36:08,501 We're needed. 1869 01:36:09,836 --> 01:36:11,604 What?Let's go. 1870 01:36:11,705 --> 01:36:13,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1871 01:36:13,106 --> 01:36:16,509 We gotta pack up, and what do you say we, uh... 1872 01:36:16,609 --> 01:36:19,212 [CAR UNLOCKING BEEP]...take the new one? 1873 01:36:19,312 --> 01:36:20,747 AUTOMATED VOICE: Uncloaking. 1874 01:36:20,847 --> 01:36:22,248 Wow. 1875 01:36:23,350 --> 01:36:25,618 Let's call it an early birthday present. 1876 01:36:25,719 --> 01:36:27,120 Thanks. Can I drive? 1877 01:36:27,220 --> 01:36:29,255 It's a very early birthday present. 1878 01:36:34,527 --> 01:36:35,762 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome, Guardians. 1879 01:36:35,862 --> 01:36:38,798 Oh, my God! This is the new G-mobile, isn't it? 1880 01:36:38,898 --> 01:36:40,333 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. 1881 01:36:41,468 --> 01:36:43,837 Now it's the new G-mobile. Come on! 1882 01:36:43,937 --> 01:36:45,138 This is sick! 1883 01:36:45,238 --> 01:36:46,339 Watch this, watch this, watch this.Yeah? 1884 01:36:46,439 --> 01:36:49,750 Hey, guys. Captain Irons, Mission Control. 1885 01:36:49,175 --> 01:36:50,510 You ready for your next mission? 1886 01:36:50,610 --> 01:36:52,779 Okay, Captain, accept new mission. 1887 01:36:52,879 --> 01:36:55,480 AUTOMATED VOICE: Propulsion drive activated. 1888 01:36:55,148 --> 01:36:56,649 Mind blown! 1889 01:37:08,610 --> 01:37:10,363 [HEYBB!PLAYING] 1890 01:37:53,239 --> 01:37:57,100 ARGON: Hello? What is this place? 1891 01:37:57,143 --> 01:38:00,413 Anybody? I'm really, really warm. 1892 01:38:01,815 --> 01:38:03,883 I got swamp butt, you know what that means? 1893 01:38:03,983 --> 01:38:06,753 That means the sweat from my back's goin' to my butt. 1894 01:38:06,853 --> 01:38:08,621 And it's not a good feeling. 1895 01:38:08,722 --> 01:38:10,256 Oh, this sucks. 1896 01:38:12,325 --> 01:38:14,160 I'm sorry I tried to take over the world. 1897 01:38:14,260 --> 01:38:15,795 I just need a little help. 1898 01:39:44,384 --> 01:39:46,820 [RACY MUSIC PLAYING] 1899 01:43:13,727 --> 01:43:16,363 Guys, I can hear you. Sounds like you guys are leaving! 1900 01:43:16,496 --> 01:43:17,864 Guys, don't leave! 1901 01:43:19,632 --> 01:43:22,168 I really need to use the restroom, guys! 1902 01:43:22,268 --> 01:43:24,637 I've been needing to for a long time! 1903 01:43:25,739 --> 01:43:27,941 Help me out! Come on, guys.