1 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:15,750 ♪ When your day 2 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,746 ♪ Seems dark as night 3 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,249 ♪ And nothing 4 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:28,355 ♪ Is going right 5 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,957 ♪ You want a love 6 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:33,930 ♪ That's strong and brave ♪ 7 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,363 ♪ And I'll be with you 8 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:40,533 ♪ Every step of the way ♪ 9 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,871 ♪ 'Cause oh 10 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,507 ♪ If you're blue ♪ 11 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:52,245 ♪ And all alone 12 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,582 ♪ And all your so-called ♪ 13 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,150 ♪ Your so-called ♪ 14 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,319 ♪ Friends are gone 15 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:03,690 ♪ But I'll stick by you 16 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:05,992 ♪ Pretty baby 17 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,940 ♪ Night or day ♪ 18 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:13,800 ♪ Every step of the way ♪ 19 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,271 ♪ 'Cause, oh 20 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,175 ♪ Don't worry 21 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,178 ♪ Don't worry ♪ 22 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:29,282 ♪ 'Cause I'll be there ♪ ****ing chickenshit. 23 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,717 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 24 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:33,853 ♪ In a hurry All right, **** it. 25 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,889 ♪ Yes ♪ 26 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,240 ♪ Lift your head up high 27 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,926 ****ing knock on the ****ing door. 28 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,280 ♪ And girl don't you cry ♪ 29 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,431 ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ 30 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,366 ♪ I love you ♪ 31 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,268 Un-****ing-believable. 32 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:53,139 ♪ No, no need to cry 33 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:58,440 ♪ No need to sigh 34 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,580 ♪ Can't you see, girl 35 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:06,519 ♪ I offer you my life 36 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:14,494 Hi. 37 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,363 Hi. 38 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:19,650 This is you, right? 39 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,101 Yeah. That's me. 40 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,700 Are you the actor Andy Samberg? 41 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:26,390 I am. 42 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:26,940 - You are? Yeah. 43 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,308 Are you kidding? 44 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,478 I'm a big fan, man. Like, a big fan. 45 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,481 Oh, thank you very much. Hey, I got a question for you. 46 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,830 Do you like limos? 47 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,185 Do I like limos? Sure. Yeah. 48 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,186 Who doesn't, right? 49 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:42,122 Right. - Yeah. 50 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,223 You wanna get in? 51 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,394 Uh... 52 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,629 - Sure. - Yeah? Come on. 53 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,642 Congrats. You've been selected. 54 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,278 Thanks. For what? 55 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:08,214 Um, I don't know. 56 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,170 So, um, you know what? 57 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:15,155 I'm not memorized, so I'm just gonna read this off the card. 58 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,524 Are you talking to me or...? SAMBERG: Per the contract. 59 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,250 Huh? No, sorry, you're good. 60 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,193 - Don't worry. Yeah. - Okay. 61 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,128 Uh, Thomas Walcott. 62 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:24,664 Single, no children, no dependents. 63 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,399 Job is network management, 64 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,435 focusing on statistical analysis. 65 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:29,736 Physically fit. 66 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:32,872 Enough. 67 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,941 I guess they're not too strict about that one. 68 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,143 I'm joking. Kind of serious though. 69 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,578 All right. I'll keep it going here. 70 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,480 I'm sorry. I'll keep it going. I'ma keep it tight. 71 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,981 Uh, after your breakup... I'm sorry. 72 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,483 You moved back in with your mother. 73 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,385 Yeah, I'm sorry, Andy Samberg. How do you know all this? 74 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:47,187 Oh, the company that hired me, 75 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,522 I think they've been tracking you for a while. 76 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,291 There's a company that's been tracking me? 77 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,590 I guess what I would say is, don't ask me 78 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:56,290 any specific questions because they told me nothing. 79 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,198 I, I don't know any details about what it is. 80 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:02,836 But I do need to ask you, do you want to continue on this adventure? 81 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,139 Um... 82 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,175 **** it. Yes. 83 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,877 - Really? - Really, yeah. Definitely. 84 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,780 Why would you say yes? 85 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,382 'Cause this is the most exciting thing that's happened to me in ages. 86 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,751 And I don't - want it to end. - Okay. 87 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,854 I mean, if I say no, then I have to go back to my life. 88 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:23,423 And my life is in this, like, routine. It's, like, I'm stuck. 89 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:26,590 So saying yes has to be better than that, right? 90 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,294 I mean, no, not necessarily. 91 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:32,432 But, man, the way you just phrased that. So sad. 92 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:34,934 Um... All right, let's go. 93 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:49,482 How long until we get to, uh, the next part of the adventure? 94 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,200 You're not supposed to talk. 95 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:56,890 How come? 96 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:01,270 I think they just wanna use all of this. 97 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:02,128 Build up the tension. 98 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,979 Okay. You see that red door? Walk through it. 99 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,382 There will be small red arrows on the ground and walls. 100 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,650 Just follow those. 101 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,719 - You're not coming? - No, no, I'm done. 102 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:28,722 Yeah, they just paid me to get you here. So... 103 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,659 Well, it was really awesome to meet you. 104 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:34,861 Yeah. 105 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,964 - Maybe we could get a beer. - Good luck, man. 106 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,701 - Yeah. Thank you. - Yeah. 107 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:07,654 Come sit. 108 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:09,823 Please. 109 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:14,961 Okay. 110 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,812 Congratulations. 111 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,181 You have been selected to partake 112 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:38,351 in the biggest reality show in the dark web. 113 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,554 There will be people trying to kill you. 114 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:42,956 The hunters. 115 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,590 What are you talking about? 116 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,927 There's people trying to murder me? 117 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:49,620 Very much so. 118 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:56,736 Each participant selected will have 30 days to... survive. 119 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,439 If they survive 30 days, 120 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:03,677 they will receive one million dollars, cash. 121 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,946 The hunters will be all around the world, Mr. Walcott, 122 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,830 and, uh, might not make it to your city. 123 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,552 So you will be safe until they find you. 124 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,988 You might spend the next 30 days and never encounter anyone, 125 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,157 but you still make the million dollars. 126 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,160 We will be filming you the entire time. 127 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,261 How? 128 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,797 Production assistants have already bugged your residence 129 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,433 as well as places we expect you to go. 130 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:30,970 They will travel as you do. You will not see them. 131 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,872 They are highly skilled at evasion. 132 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,243 So they're kind of like production assistant ninjas? 133 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,679 No, they are not trained ninjas. 134 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,315 I didn't say trained ninjas, I said like ninjas. 135 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:48,121 But if it helps you to say yes, to think of them as ninjas, 136 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:50,560 we are fine with that. 137 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,126 Excuse me. I need to stand up for a moment. 138 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,195 - Yeah, please. Thank you. 139 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,436 What are you thinking? 140 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,439 I mean, what can I do to help you say yes? 141 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,708 Ah, nothing. I don't think I can do this. 142 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,477 Oh, you can. You should. 143 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,715 Well, come sit down, yeah. You can always say no. 144 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,180 So, just come sit for a minute. Yeah? 145 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,880 It's very interesting, guys. 146 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,625 I just, I don't think that I can do this. I can't risk other people's lives. 147 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,328 I can't, I can't have my roommate catching a bullet 148 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,230 'cause I'm playing some silly game. 149 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,832 Your mother will be safe. 150 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,802 How do you... How can you guarantee that? 151 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,405 You will only be killed when you are alone. 152 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,841 What does that mean, I'll only be killed when I'm alone? 153 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:45,679 If you are with someone else, the hunters will have to wait. 154 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,115 There is no risk to anyone else. 155 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:53,420 But once alone, you are no longer safe. 156 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,655 So that's a loophole. 157 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:58,692 Well, this is no loophole. It's just a rule. 158 00:10:58,792 --> 00:10:59,993 Well, it's kind of a loophole. 159 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,797 What if I was with, like, my mom or my sisters every second of every day? 160 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,660 You would need to spend every moment 161 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:09,936 with them in close proximity. It's not as easy as it sounds. 162 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,730 Yeah. If the person you're with walks 163 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:16,676 to the other side of the room, you are vulnerable for attack. 164 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,380 You must be within striking distance from them 165 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,816 each and every second. 166 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:27,287 So let me get this straight. It's 30 days, right? 167 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,955 And you guys are hunting me for my life. 168 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:32,392 But you cannot touch me if I'm with someone, 169 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,729 and the hunters might not even ever make it to my city. 170 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,832 So there's a chance I spend the entire 30 days 171 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,467 and no one even finds me. 172 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,536 And then I get a million dollars. That's the game? 173 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,374 - Yes. - Are you interested? 174 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,483 Let's play. 175 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:05,250 I just wanna make sure that I'm clear on what you're saying. 176 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,927 What you called us all here on a Saturday to say, which is 177 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,497 that Andy Samberg pulled up to you driving a limo? 178 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,133 - No, I, I'm not saying that. Okay. What are you saying? 179 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,200 He had a chauffeur. 180 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,704 I'd hope so. Oh, I'm sorry. I botched that detail. 181 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,372 Oh, you're damn right he'd have a driver. 182 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,141 The Sams ain't driving himself. 183 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,909 Don't call him The Sams. He goes by Andy. 184 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,445 - What are you, his publicist? - Yeah, you're his best friend now? 185 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,313 No, but he, no, I didn't call him The Sams. 186 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,848 - He didn't introduce himself. - I call him The Sams. 187 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,170 You've never met him. 188 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,752 Andy Samberg. - Yeah. 189 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,522 Is like, "Hey Tommy, get in, get in the backseat." 190 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,658 I'm just trying to get it right. 191 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,930 I didn't, okay, this is getting turned around. 192 00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:41,861 I'm done talking about Andy ****ing Samberg. 193 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,960 If the hunters find me, 194 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,298 you need to be with me 24/7 so I don't die. 195 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,967 Oh, hey, but, like, aren't there other people playing 196 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,700 the pretend-y game who could hang out with you? 197 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,730 I posted a cryptic message on, uh, Craigslist. 198 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,410 I'm waiting to hear back, but I can't depend on it. 199 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:56,710 So in the meantime, I need to lean on the family. 200 00:12:56,743 --> 00:13:00,313 Okay. Tommy, you are delusional. 201 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,815 I am not delusional. 202 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,651 What about when you told everybody at school 203 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,753 that you were moving to Japan 204 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,323 to become a Samurai with Dad after he left? How about that? 205 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,625 Great idea. Bringing up when Dad left, right in front of Mom. 206 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,994 Okay, what about the time that you made us all 207 00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:17,797 call you Michael Jackson for a year? 208 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,632 Okay, you know what, guys?'Cause I liked his music. 209 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,201 No, you know what, guys? - Stop. Stop. - I was a fan. 210 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,369 There's a big difference between liking... 211 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,403 What is the difference? 212 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,206 Stop, stop. Just a minute, okay? Just hang on just a minute. 213 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,975 Honey, do you think that all this, Andy Samberg, 214 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:33,113 Greenlandic ninjas, the Internet killing show 215 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:37,117 is really, really more about the fact 216 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,787 that Theresa broke up with you and now she has a baby? 217 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:45,125 So you created this all as a diversion 218 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,293 so that you wouldn't have to feel the emotional pain 219 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,530 of that loss. I mean, is that a possibility? 220 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,432 Well, first of all, 221 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,234 thanks for bringing up my breakup in this moment. 222 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,370 It feels like a great time for a mother to do that. 223 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,739 Um, and second, um, 224 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,509 if you're implying, lemme just try to do the math on this, 225 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:06,246 that the producers of this game 226 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,881 implanted my ex-girlfriend, 227 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:11,151 who I haven't talked to in nearly two years, 228 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,553 uh, with a baby. 229 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,389 She grew the baby and had it in order to get me 230 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,459 to risk my life for a million dollars? 231 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,127 Right, but if all that happened, then possibly. 232 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,763 But to me that seems a little wacky. Are you okay? 233 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:24,998 - I'm done. - Are you okay? 234 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,833 I'm done with this, Tommy.'Cause I'm worried about you. 235 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,867 - Tommy. - What? 236 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,536 You're lonely, so find a club, you know. 237 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,804 Yeah. That's not what this is about. 238 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,105 - Do a hobby or something. - Yeah, I understand. 239 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,740 - Just, this is sad. - Yeah, thanks. 240 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,309 And this is all in your head. Get over it. 241 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,911 Don't leave that ice cream, cause I'll eat it all. 242 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,913 - Great. Bye, Mom. I'll see you Thursday. 243 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,348 Is, is it Thursday? I thought it was Friday. 244 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,549 - No, it's Thursday. Bye, Tommy! 245 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,783 I hope the ninjas don't kill you. 246 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,719 Mom. You believe me, right? 247 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,620 Not even a little. 248 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,754 Hello? 249 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:39,833 Hello? 250 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,153 Tommy, what? 251 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,654 Someone found me. 252 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,790 Oh, good. Well, now that they found you, 253 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,191 maybe you can move in with them. 254 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,893 It was a production assistant. 255 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,494 It was one of the ninjas with a camera. 256 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,196 Oh, God. This crap, again? 257 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:47,267 Mom, I'm holding a tiny camera in my hands right now. 258 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,170 A tiny-What are you holding a tiny camera for? 259 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,138 It's either that or a piece of rat shit. I'm not sure. 260 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,474 But- Or, like, a, a weird little blueberry. 261 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,476 Either way, do you understand what I'm saying, Mom? 262 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,544 Yeah, I know what you're saying. 263 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,379 You're holding a tiny piece of rat shit 264 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,214 and you're... Hi. 265 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,384 And you're pretending that it's a camera. 266 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,753 Put it down. Wash your hands. It's full of diseases. 267 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,154 Okay, you're not listening to what I'm saying. 268 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,456 I need to come see you right now. 269 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,924 I need to come to the hospital. I can't be alone. 270 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,793 - Oh, no, no, no. - Mom, do you want me killed? 271 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,128 You know what, at this point, 272 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,564 I think that, that I would prefer Sandy Amberg 273 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,265 to murder you on a computer show 274 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,935 than have you come down here and get me fired. 275 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,304 His name is Andy Samberg. 276 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,407 I don't care what his name... Call your sister. 277 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,642 Oh, God. 278 00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,878 Dude, I heard something, like, bang. 279 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:35,215 It spooked me, man. Like, I know they're on to me now. 280 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,783 I left the back door closed. 281 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,719 I mean, I get it. Your mom's at work. It's after midnight. 282 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,554 You can't just run over there. 283 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,990 Well, this... Yeah, either way, man. 284 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,759 I appreciate it. I didn't know what I was gonna do. 285 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,793 I can't be alone. 286 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,950 Yeah, no, your sister doesn't get home until two. 287 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,398 So you're more than welcome to crash here with us on the couch. 288 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,432 You'll be good. 289 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,269 Yeah, and then what time do you wanna hop in there and go to bed together? 290 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,303 Huh? 291 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,173 At what point you wanna... If we hang out here, we'll watch... 292 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,942 I'm beat now. I'm ready for bed. I'll keep watching the movie with you, 293 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,112 but I don't, I don't care. I mean, I'm zonked, bro. 294 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,548 You wanna sleep in the bed with me? 295 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,483 No. 296 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,322 Good, man. 'Cause for a second there, 297 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,957 I was a little confused of what you were asking. 298 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,826 I have to for my safety. 299 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,997 What? 300 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,566 I have to sleep in bed with you so that I don't die. 301 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,934 These are the rules, my man. 302 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,838 Look, bro, I don't want you to die. I want you to be safe. You're my brother. 303 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,273 - I love you. - I love you. 304 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,909 But we not sleeping in the same bed. 305 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,513 - Yes, we are. - No, we're not. 306 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,481 Yes, we are. 307 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,482 - No, we are not. - Yes, we are. 308 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,850 - We are not. - Yes, we are. 309 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,318 - No. - Yes. 310 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,923 - Well, goodnight, man. - Shut the **** up. 311 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,518 Oh, shit. No, no, no, no. 312 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,421 Oh, no. Malcolm! Malcolm! 313 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,190 I'm in the bathroom. - Ah, ah. Oh, God. 314 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,426 What's going on? 315 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,662 I am in the bathroom taking a shit. What's happening? 316 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:32,999 Why didn't you wake me up and bring me with you? 317 00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:34,868 Because I'm taking a shit. 318 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,970 I can't be alone. 319 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,739 I'm not gonna wake you up to bring you in here to take a shit with me. 320 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,474 He's right here. He's taking a dump. He's taking a dump. 321 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,710 Put the rifle down. No, no, no. Get up, get up, get up. 322 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,646 - Turn the **** around. - What are you doing? 323 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,716 He's right here. What the? God. 324 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:51,885 Man, there's nobody out there. 325 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,854 Well... 326 00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,559 They found me. 327 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,661 They found you, alright. 328 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,367 - Get out. - Huh? 329 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,437 Get out! 330 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,939 What you are doing is irresponsible. 331 00:21:13,390 --> 00:21:14,441 You are not thinking clearly, man. 332 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,508 Oh, yes, I am. 333 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,277 No, you're not. - And when Amy comes home, 334 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,678 I'll explain to her that you kicked in our bathroom door... 335 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,147 I was being hunted... and pulled me off the toilet. 336 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:22,949 I can't be alone. I've told you that. 337 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,451 - I can't be alone. - I had to go to the bathroom. 338 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,885 - I'm sorry. - What was I supposed to do? 339 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:27,420 Wake you up so I can have another man watch me dump? 340 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,455 No, that's gross. 341 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,123 I know it's gross. I didn't wanna do it. 342 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,926 I don't have a choice. I can't be alone, man. 343 00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:34,600 ****. 344 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,669 Hey, you see that guy? 345 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:44,904 Who, him? 346 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,639 Yeah, him. Do you see him? Yeah, I see him. 347 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,974 Just watch me until I get to him. 348 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,477 Please do not leave until I'm with that man, okay? 349 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:51,544 You sure? 350 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,313 Yes, I'm sure. You promise you'll keep watching? 351 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,281 I promise I'll watch you. 352 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:59,386 I'm sorry I pulled you off a toilet while you were taking a dump. 353 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,354 It's all right. I'll forgive you. 354 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,256 We family. 355 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,433 Excuse me, sir. 356 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,170 Hi. Uh, are, are you interested in making some money? 357 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:18,438 Yeah. 358 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,306 Yeah? - Yeah, how much? 359 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:23,677 This is so weird. Very weird. 360 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,545 You have no idea, man. You're saving my life. 361 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,881 - Now well, how could that be? - Because I can't be alone, 362 00:22:27,881 --> 00:22:29,449 'cause I'm playing this dark web game. 363 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,384 And so the whole thing about it is if I'm alone 364 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,652 even for a second, I can be killed. 365 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:33,887 But if I'm with you, I'm safe. 366 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:35,989 So you'll just shadow me and then I'm safe. 367 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,562 What the **** is this? 368 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,531 I'm gonna need you to be a little bit more specific. 369 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,899 You need me to be more specific? 370 00:22:45,999 --> 00:22:48,134 How about the stranger who's eating Mom's Raisin Bran. 371 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,469 Is that specific enough for you, Tommy? 372 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,704 Amy, you don't have to-don't be rude, honey. 373 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:51,738 - Mom. - Don't. 374 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:56,900 You called me to come over here, so please don't be soft now, okay? 375 00:22:56,476 --> 00:23:00,714 Malcolm told me that you pulled him off the toilet last night 376 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,416 when he was in the middle of using the bathroom. 377 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,585 Well, I asked him to stand. He wouldn't stand. 378 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,988 I'm sorry I revealed his bare bottom. That was not my intention. 379 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,157 And this is James, my new friend. 380 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,459 Hi, James. 381 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:13,593 Hi, Tommy's family. 382 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,328 Oh, we are very happy to have you. 383 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:19,566 Mm. I'm very happy to be here. I slept great last night. 384 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:20,500 Me too, man. 385 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,135 Good. 386 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,737 James, would you mind just stepping outside, please, 387 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,705 for a minute, so I can talk to my son now. 388 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:28,341 Oh, I can't do that. He pays me to shadow him. 389 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:29,776 It's my job. 390 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,711 Oh, wow. That is amazing. 391 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:32,946 - Shadow? - Good work. 392 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,382 Thank you for taking my unique situation seriously. 393 00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,350 It genuinely means the world to me. 394 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:38,885 'Cause I'm kind of in a tough spot 395 00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:40,687 and you're the only one who's kind of helping. 396 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,622 So thank you. But you can step outside. 397 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:43,790 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 398 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:44,758 Okay. 399 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,326 - Don't go far. - I won't. 400 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,698 What in the actual **** is going on with you? 401 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,533 There was a cowboy who had a rifle... 402 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,468 - A cowboy? A cowboy. On me last night. 403 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,604 And he was going to shoot me and kill me. 404 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,973 I cannot be alone, you guys. 405 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,676 I thought you were gonna be more supportive 406 00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:04,978 or I never would've signed up for this ****ing game. 407 00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,414 Oh, that's not fair. - Supportive. - I support this. 408 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,983 So, yes, I hired a person without a home to shadow me. 409 00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:11,618 Why?'Cause you're a weirdo. 410 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,253 Because I don't wanna die. 411 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:15,955 You cannot have this person sleeping in Mom's house. 412 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,691 We don't know him. It's not safe. 413 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,959 Then how about this. Are you gonna shadow me? 414 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,695 - No. Are you gonna shadow me? 415 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,640 - No, I'm not gonna shadow. Are you gonna shadow me? 416 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,433 I don't wanna take away James's job. 417 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,568 So what choice do I have here? 418 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:32,305 Okay, well, Mom... Mom, kick him out. 419 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,874 He's an adult. He has money. He's got a job. 420 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,343 - Mom, we had a deal. - Kick him out. 421 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:37,677 You said, as long as I had a job, I could stay with you. 422 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,545 I have a job. 423 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:39,512 - Mom. - Mom. 424 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:40,947 - No. Mom. - Mom. 425 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:42,649 Yeah, I did. No, I did say that. 426 00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:46,119 I remember saying that. But that, now, now this, this whole thing 427 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:49,322 about picking people up off of the toilet bowls. 428 00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,291 Honey, that's, I mean, come on. 429 00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:55,962 That, I mean, no more of that. Okay? All right, that's fair I think. 430 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:57,230 As long as I got him, 431 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,990 I don't have to pull anybody off a toilet bowl, right? 432 00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:00,567 That's why I have him. 433 00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:02,569 But that's over. That's a deal. 434 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,105 Yeah, very tough, Mom. Well done. 435 00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:11,311 Whoa. 436 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:13,713 This is gonna end badly. I guarantee it. 437 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,500 Where's your best friend? 438 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,668 I don't know. 439 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,770 I tried calling him, hopefully he's on his way. 440 00:26:11,171 --> 00:26:12,739 Long and short of it is I gotta crash with you 441 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,400 - a couple of days. - Well, you can't. 442 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,750 Yes, I can. 443 00:26:15,108 --> 00:26:16,609 - No, you can't. - I actually have to. 444 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:18,645 - Mom kicked me out. - Wow, 'cause you got fired? 445 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,180 Yes, I had to deal with... 446 00:26:21,114 --> 00:26:22,382 Holy shit. 447 00:26:22,482 --> 00:26:24,250 Oh my God. Is that the Craigslist post? 448 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,119 It's also happening to me. Shall we chat? 449 00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:28,540 - This is exactly what I want. - Honestly, get your hands off. 450 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,289 Can you just forward it to me? 451 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:30,557 - Stay here. Don't go away. - Just forward it to me. 452 00:26:30,557 --> 00:26:32,659 Sorry, it's really loud. Gimme one sec. 453 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,928 This is the guy from Craigslist. 454 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:35,895 Oh, hi. Yeah. 455 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,531 I saw your ad. I'm a participant. 456 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:39,766 How do I know you're real? 457 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:41,101 How do I know you're real? 458 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,370 Yeah, but this could be a setup. You could be hunting me. 459 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:45,538 You could be hunting me. Okay, so let's meet. 460 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,841 You wanna meet in public somewhere so it's safe? 461 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,576 How's that? MADDY: Okay, sure. When? 462 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,110 Uh, now. 463 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:53,546 No, it's the middle of the night. I could do tomorrow. 464 00:26:54,414 --> 00:26:56,549 Okay, you know where La Cita is downtown? 465 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:57,817 No, but I can figure it out. 466 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,153 Great, let's meet there tomorrow at 10:00 AM. 467 00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:01,254 Can you do that? 468 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:03,156 Okay. How are you gonna recognize me? 469 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,259 You got anything yellow? Like, a yellow hat? 470 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,594 I've got a banana sweatshirt. 471 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:08,995 What's a banana sweatshirt? 472 00:27:09,229 --> 00:27:10,930 It's a sweatshirt with a giant banana on it. 473 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,330 Okay. Wear the banana sweatshirt. 474 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:14,734 Okay, are you gonna be wearing yellow? 475 00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:17,904 No, it would be ridiculous if we were both wearing yellow clothes, right? 476 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:20,173 That's a good point. I'll see you tomorrow. 477 00:27:20,273 --> 00:27:21,408 Yeah, great. This is good. 478 00:27:22,876 --> 00:27:24,244 Oh shit! 479 00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:42,595 Stop. 480 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:46,266 Oh, God. Oh. 481 00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:48,568 - I'm not, I'm not alone. - You're alone. 482 00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:51,171 I'm not! James is coming. He's on his way right now. 483 00:27:51,438 --> 00:27:53,640 Oh, God. Oh, God. 484 00:28:09,289 --> 00:28:11,891 Help! ****ing help! Help! Help! 485 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,893 SOS! Hey, did you not hear me, man? 486 00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:16,129 - No, what happened? - What the **** you doing standing here? 487 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,163 I'm here. 488 00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:19,799 I was just choked by a giant. He was trying to kill me. 489 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:22,200 He, he was wearing a, a red leather jacket with the... 490 00:28:22,350 --> 00:28:24,504 He was wearing a ****ing Michael Jackson jacket. 491 00:28:24,604 --> 00:28:26,539 He was wearing the ****ing "Thriller" jacket. 492 00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:28,808 You got choked by a giant dressed like Michael Jackson. 493 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:29,876 He had the zippers. 494 00:28:30,243 --> 00:28:32,312 He had the Michael Jackson "Thriller" video zippers. 495 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:35,515 Sorry, that's the jacket from... That's not the "Thriller" jacket. 496 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,517 - What? - The "Thriller" jacket? 497 00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:39,786 The one, the- Was it a zippers jacket, right? 498 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,554 Yeah. That from "Beat It." 499 00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:43,923 The "Thriller" jacket, they're similar jackets. 500 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,125 Tommy! - I'm sorry. 501 00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:48,261 Tommy. I'm here. I'm sorry, man. 502 00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:50,397 - Oh, man. I'm sorry, man. 503 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:54,340 - Where the **** were you, man? - I was waiting for your call. 504 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:56,703 I ****ing called you ten times. 505 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:59,572 My phone never rang. Maybe it's dead. 506 00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:02,976 Okay, let's just go, man. 507 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:07,213 Tell my sister I was almost murdered. Okay? 508 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,648 I'm gonna give her a full report. 509 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:10,283 Thanks but hang on. 510 00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:12,385 We gotta get that thing a charger, and we're... 511 00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:15,388 It's pretty ****ing annoying, but also really cool 512 00:29:15,488 --> 00:29:17,223 how much you know about Michael Jackson, man. 513 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:18,992 I loved his music when I was a kid. 514 00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:24,998 Thanks. Me too. 515 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,703 All right. Is your phone 100 percent charged? 516 00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:31,838 Yes, sir. It is. - Okay, let's do this. 517 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,749 I think that's her. She doesn't look that scary to me. 518 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,118 Well, you never know. Stay with me, okay? 519 00:29:45,185 --> 00:29:47,687 Okay, I got your back. Don't worry about it. 520 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:52,250 Hi, are you, uh, are you the lady from, uh, Craigslist? 521 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,693 - Yeah. You are? 522 00:29:54,561 --> 00:29:56,329 Why aren't you wearing the, uh, banana sweatshirt 523 00:29:56,329 --> 00:29:57,931 - like you said? - Oh, I got self-conscious. 524 00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,299 About what? 525 00:29:59,399 --> 00:30:01,101 It's a sweatshirt with a giant banana on it. 526 00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:03,636 But this is yellow, so I wore this. 527 00:30:03,737 --> 00:30:04,871 Do you guys wanna sit? 528 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:05,772 - Yeah. Let's sit down. - Yeah, please. 529 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:06,873 - Great. - Uh... 530 00:30:07,407 --> 00:30:08,742 Would you mind sitting there, - James? - I don't mind. 531 00:30:08,742 --> 00:30:10,343 Oh, thanks for meeting. - Yeah, sure. 532 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:12,645 It's nice to meet you. I'm Tom. 533 00:30:12,746 --> 00:30:13,613 - Maddy. Maddy? 534 00:30:13,713 --> 00:30:14,714 - Yeah. Yeah. 535 00:30:14,781 --> 00:30:16,649 - How many days you got left? - Fifteen. 536 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:18,752 - You? - Sixteen. 537 00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:23,656 I got a question for ya. 538 00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:27,293 If you're playing the game, then how the **** are you alone right now? 539 00:30:28,428 --> 00:30:29,429 I'm not alone. 540 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,499 Well, we don't count. We just got here. You were alone before we got here. 541 00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:35,435 - Yeah, my Mom's right over there. - Okay, well, that's my Dad right there. 542 00:30:35,802 --> 00:30:37,170 - Mom? - Yeah, oh, yeah? 543 00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:38,605 - Hi. - Hi. 544 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,141 Just checking in. Oh, sure. Hi. 545 00:30:41,441 --> 00:30:43,677 - Anything else I need to prove? Let's cut the shit. 546 00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:47,447 You're not with them, right? You're not gonna murder me? 547 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,216 - Are you actually asking me that? - I really am. Yes. 548 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:54,540 Well, if I was gonna murder you, I wouldn't tell you. I'd just murder you. 549 00:30:54,154 --> 00:30:56,956 Right, but I don't think you're gonna. But just say it so I can hear it. 550 00:30:57,570 --> 00:30:58,825 You're not gonna... No, I'm not gonna murder you. 551 00:30:58,825 --> 00:30:59,826 Are you gonna murder me? 552 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:02,262 No, I wanna be on the same team as you. 553 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:03,363 Great. 554 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,231 So that's settled. 555 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:06,933 This feels good, right? 556 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,680 - Mm-hmm. - Right? 557 00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:09,703 - Mm-hmm. - You think what I'm thinking? 558 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:12,272 Mm-hmm. I hope so. 559 00:31:14,107 --> 00:31:17,110 You know what I think we should do? I think we should partner up. 560 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:18,478 What does that mean, partner up? 561 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,800 I mean, spend all of our time together. 562 00:31:20,113 --> 00:31:22,415 They can't kill us if we're together, right? The loophole. 563 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,385 You wanna spend all our time together 564 00:31:25,485 --> 00:31:26,786 after knowing me for five minutes? 565 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:29,923 Come on, let's just do this. Let's team up. Let's ****ing win together. 566 00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:30,957 Right. 567 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:35,662 I, I don't know if I'm ready to say okay to the full 15 days. 568 00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,901 I couldn't understand a word you said, buddy. 569 00:31:41,935 --> 00:31:44,371 I said, "Go for what you can get." 570 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:47,807 Would you be willing to commit for the rest of today? 571 00:31:58,251 --> 00:31:59,419 Wow, look at this. 572 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,880 - Beautiful house. - Wow. 573 00:32:02,155 --> 00:32:03,390 Thanks. - Yeah. 574 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:07,127 Is it just you and, uh, your parents here then? 575 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:11,310 Uh, well, it's just me and my Mom. My dad died. 576 00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:13,600 - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. - No, it was a long time ago. 577 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,835 - He was in a car accident. - Oof. 578 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:18,905 It was a drunk driver. He was a drunk driver. 579 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,409 He was a veteran though. So his funeral was really beautiful. 580 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:25,245 He was kind of this, like, beloved figure in the community. 581 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,747 I don't know why I'm saying all that. 582 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:29,149 It's a lot of info. 583 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:32,118 You guys wanna see something weird? 584 00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,888 - Uh, yeah, sure. - Sure, yeah. 585 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:39,159 Oh, wow. 586 00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:41,194 What is this? 587 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:44,431 Yeah, it started as a hobby. 588 00:32:44,497 --> 00:32:46,733 I've always liked making just, like, 589 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:50,470 weird little sculptures, ceramics, that kind of thing. 590 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:53,740 But Etsy's a wild place. You know? 591 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:58,345 The custom, like, dog things for people's pets and stuff? 592 00:32:58,445 --> 00:32:59,713 It kind of sells like hot cakes. 593 00:33:01,214 --> 00:33:02,215 Did you hear that? 594 00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:05,318 - It's an old house, so. - Right. 595 00:33:10,523 --> 00:33:13,493 Has that door always been like that? 596 00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:16,296 I don't know, I don't mark it. 597 00:33:17,397 --> 00:33:20,660 Do you mind if I check it out? 598 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,167 Yeah. 599 00:33:21,601 --> 00:33:23,737 - Do you mind coming with? Yeah, of course. 600 00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:31,378 - Do you wanna hold hands? - Yeah, sure. 601 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:46,926 - Nothing, right? - Yep. 602 00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:52,332 Just, um, Christmas decorations and a couple embarrassing old journals, 603 00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:54,834 I'm guessing. That kind of thing. 604 00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:57,370 And a camera. 605 00:33:57,837 --> 00:33:59,572 No. - Yeah. 606 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:03,943 - The ninjas have been here. - Holy shit. 607 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:07,147 Little ****ing snakes. 608 00:34:08,548 --> 00:34:10,383 Well, I've never been married, 609 00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:14,688 but I never wanted to. I just like my freedom. 610 00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:16,222 Well, I've had a lot of love affairs, 611 00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:18,291 but then, um, who hasn't? 612 00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:21,461 I'm sorry, ma'am. What was your question? 613 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,664 I didn't ask one. 614 00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:26,666 - Oh. - I was married once, James. 615 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,702 I regret it. Should have stayed single. 616 00:34:28,835 --> 00:34:31,838 - My ex was a pain in the ***. - Oh, boy. I'll say so. 617 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:35,842 I was never married, but I did date a woman for a long time. For 23 years. 618 00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:37,677 - Did you say 23? - Yeah. 619 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:39,112 - Of dating? - Yes. 620 00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:41,815 We felt married. We just never did the paperwork. But... 621 00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:43,316 Well, what happened? Why did it end? 622 00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:45,719 Uh... He doesn't know. 623 00:34:45,819 --> 00:34:46,820 Oh, thank you, James. 624 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:48,955 We got together when we were young. We were, like, 15. 625 00:34:48,988 --> 00:34:50,724 I thought we were gonna be together forever. 626 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:53,893 And then, um, I don't know, I guess we grew apart. 627 00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:56,296 One day I came home and she said that was it. 628 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:58,298 And so, uh, so I left. 629 00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:00,166 And then what? 630 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,335 He hasn't talked to the girl since she dumped him. 631 00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:06,940 - What? - Shut up, James, please. 632 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,443 I've gone to her house a lot to ask her. 633 00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:14,800 I just, I don't even know what I would say. 634 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,815 So you just broke- You just don't know why 635 00:35:15,849 --> 00:35:17,517 - she broke up with you? I don't. 636 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,486 - Don't you wanna know? - I would love to know. 637 00:35:19,586 --> 00:35:21,621 Is it killing you? - It's killing me. 638 00:35:22,355 --> 00:35:23,857 Well, this is what we're doing today. 639 00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:27,930 Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't do that today. 640 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:30,960 Oh, no. We need to find out. If we're gonna be partners, 641 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:33,466 I need to know - what I'm dealing with. - I don't think you need to know. 642 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,101 Do you wanna be my partner or not? 643 00:35:38,371 --> 00:35:42,375 Uh, this is delicious. So what do you call it? 644 00:35:43,476 --> 00:35:44,611 Spaghetti. 645 00:36:13,773 --> 00:36:16,576 - Hi, Tommy. - Hey, Theresa. How are ya? 646 00:36:18,712 --> 00:36:20,680 Seen you out here a few times. 647 00:36:21,948 --> 00:36:24,951 How's, uh, how's your baby? 648 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,121 She is good. Her name is Heather. She's almost one. 649 00:36:29,823 --> 00:36:33,259 Are you just here to ask about the baby? 650 00:36:33,927 --> 00:36:36,496 I actually wanted to ask you, um... 651 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:41,835 how you felt about the, uh, Ellen DeGeneres cancellation. 652 00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:43,603 I know what a big fan you were of her show. 653 00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:45,805 Yes, I was very disappointed, as you can imagine. 654 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:47,540 I've been dying to ask you. 655 00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:50,744 I mean, all the red flags were there. I should have known, but... 656 00:36:51,244 --> 00:36:53,130 Really ****ed with my afternoon schedules. 657 00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:55,548 What do you want? 658 00:36:56,549 --> 00:37:00,320 A friend encouraged me to come here and ask you why you broke up with me. 659 00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:02,889 You know why I broke up - with you. - I don't. Just tell me. 660 00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:03,990 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 661 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,258 We talked about it so many times. You know. 662 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:06,626 We never talked. I don't know why. 663 00:37:06,693 --> 00:37:09,562 I don't. If I knew, I wouldn't be here, okay? 664 00:37:09,629 --> 00:37:11,598 And look, I-obviously, we had our, our problems, 665 00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:14,534 but I mean, ****, we were together forever. 666 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:15,902 We... 667 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,380 We were supposed to make it work. 668 00:37:18,138 --> 00:37:20,173 Yeah. - That was our ****ing deal. 669 00:37:20,273 --> 00:37:22,876 Yeah, I thought so too. 670 00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:26,346 But your version of being together is just existing 671 00:37:26,446 --> 00:37:28,181 and I needed more from life. 672 00:37:28,615 --> 00:37:30,784 Right. I don't know what that means. 673 00:37:30,884 --> 00:37:33,787 For years, we just did the same things all the time. 674 00:37:33,887 --> 00:37:35,488 We just went to the same restaurants, 675 00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:37,257 and ate the same foods, and sat in the same chairs, 676 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:39,926 just to, like, not feel anything. 677 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,296 But at a certain point, I wanted to feel things, good and bad. 678 00:37:43,363 --> 00:37:45,565 And I wanted you there with me. 679 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,801 And I really tried. 680 00:37:47,901 --> 00:37:50,236 And you didn't wanna do that. You never wanted to do that. 681 00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:52,205 You just wanted to ****ing hide. 682 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:55,208 You were just, like, stuck and you refused to move. 683 00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:58,311 It's like you're so afraid of feeling that you're already dead. 684 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,881 I had a lot of shit to deal with, and I've been working on it, 685 00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:04,117 and I have fought to get better... 686 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,256 but I don't think you wanted to do that fight, so I had to leave. 687 00:38:12,258 --> 00:38:14,361 Well, what would you do if I told you, uh, 688 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:16,629 I got better too? What would you say then? 689 00:38:16,763 --> 00:38:21,968 Yeah, well, then I would have to ask you who that man is. 690 00:38:27,674 --> 00:38:29,509 This is an awkward time to explain. 691 00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:31,644 Give it a shot. 692 00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:33,346 This is James. 693 00:38:33,613 --> 00:38:37,250 He follows me for a dark web game where I'm being hunted 694 00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:39,219 for my life and he keeps me safe. 695 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,955 Right. 696 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:47,427 Tommy, you have to deal with your emotions. 697 00:38:47,527 --> 00:38:49,729 Okay? You deserve better than this. 698 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:50,830 You know what? 699 00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:52,532 Thank you. 700 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,568 Thank you. I actually owe you one. 701 00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:57,570 'Cause he's awesome and now he's mine. 702 00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:01,107 - Cool. Who is she? I'm his partner. 703 00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:04,277 And we're gonna go live the **** out of every day 704 00:39:04,377 --> 00:39:05,879 'cause we could die at any moment. 705 00:39:05,979 --> 00:39:07,647 Yes. Yeah. 706 00:39:08,548 --> 00:39:10,450 And congratulations on your baby. 707 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:12,719 You look, I mean, honestly, you look stunning. 708 00:39:12,819 --> 00:39:14,888 I'm so sorry. This isn't about-this isn't about me. 709 00:39:14,988 --> 00:39:16,556 I'm so sorry. I'm really, I'm gonna go. 710 00:39:22,162 --> 00:39:23,163 Take care, Tommy. 711 00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:25,832 Yeah, you too. 712 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:29,869 Bye, James. 713 00:39:44,117 --> 00:39:46,586 - Good try, buddy. - Thanks, pal. 714 00:39:46,686 --> 00:39:48,888 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 715 00:39:48,988 --> 00:39:50,557 I thought that was gonna be, like, funny, 716 00:39:50,590 --> 00:39:52,592 or I don't know what I thought. That was awful. 717 00:39:52,692 --> 00:39:53,660 That was so awful. 718 00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:55,161 It's okay. It's okay. It needed to happen. 719 00:39:55,195 --> 00:39:56,429 - Really? - Yes. I'm glad. 720 00:39:56,496 --> 00:39:59,366 Okay. Partners? I'm so sorry. 721 00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:00,734 - Yes. Partners. - Partners? 722 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,369 Okay, can we do something fun, please? 723 00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:03,470 Yes, please. 724 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:05,839 Like, what's the most fun thing you can think of? 725 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:31,531 I am so glad we're playing this game together. 726 00:40:32,332 --> 00:40:34,901 - I love dancing. - It is so fun. 727 00:40:34,968 --> 00:40:37,804 I'm so bad at it. - You're so good at it. 728 00:40:37,904 --> 00:40:40,400 I'm better than you but I'm really bad. 729 00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:44,411 All right, here you go. I'm good. Thanks, bud. 730 00:40:46,946 --> 00:40:49,382 Um, I need to tell you something. 731 00:40:49,482 --> 00:40:50,950 - Okay. - Uh... 732 00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:54,540 My, uh, Dad didn't die. I lied about that. 733 00:40:55,822 --> 00:40:58,625 He and my mom split up when I was 10. 734 00:40:58,692 --> 00:41:01,861 It wasn't dramatic. Um, no fights or anything. 735 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,130 They just kind of drifted apart 736 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:05,799 and neither of them fought for the marriage. 737 00:41:05,832 --> 00:41:10,437 So now, um, my nightmare is to be in that relationship, 738 00:41:10,537 --> 00:41:14,374 and I, uh, kind of end up in these situations 739 00:41:14,441 --> 00:41:16,509 with overly dramatic people. 740 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:21,281 Um, but then I get, like, overwhelmed by their shit 741 00:41:21,381 --> 00:41:22,382 and I leave. 742 00:41:25,318 --> 00:41:26,886 Well, thanks for the honesty. 743 00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:37,297 When I was 10, my dad vanished from the family. 744 00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:39,933 We were just hanging out and everything was fine, 745 00:41:39,999 --> 00:41:42,168 and he and I stayed up really late together. 746 00:41:42,268 --> 00:41:44,304 And we were playing video games and laughing. 747 00:41:44,404 --> 00:41:46,906 And it was one of the most fun nights I'd ever had with him. 748 00:41:47,741 --> 00:41:49,576 And then when I woke up, he was gone. 749 00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:53,460 And we all looked for him and we called the police. 750 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,916 There was, like, no trace of him. 751 00:42:02,355 --> 00:42:04,557 This has been an interesting day. 752 00:42:04,624 --> 00:42:06,192 - Right? - Yeah. 753 00:42:06,993 --> 00:42:11,431 It's been a fascinating, uh, first day, 754 00:42:11,498 --> 00:42:14,167 of our partnership in this game together. 755 00:42:14,434 --> 00:42:15,602 Do you wanna get outta here? 756 00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:18,438 Sure. Um, where to? 757 00:42:18,905 --> 00:42:21,307 I'm sorry I didn't want James staying here, 758 00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:24,644 but I think he was content with the hotel room I got him. 759 00:42:24,744 --> 00:42:27,647 Oh, he was really fired up about that hotel room tonight. 760 00:42:27,747 --> 00:42:30,316 - He's excited for the time off. - Yeah, and, and again, 761 00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:32,786 thank you for agreeing to sleep like this. 762 00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:34,487 You know, I'm sorry I'm old school. 763 00:42:34,587 --> 00:42:35,822 So I just thought it would be... 764 00:42:35,855 --> 00:42:36,823 Mom, stop... better if... 765 00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:38,291 - Stop, stop, Mom. - Okay, okay. 766 00:42:38,758 --> 00:42:41,940 So, again, you're welcome to use the guest room 767 00:42:41,194 --> 00:42:44,597 if you want and have your own bed. But it's up to you. 768 00:42:44,664 --> 00:42:46,900 That's really sweet of you. But I obviously can't be 769 00:42:46,966 --> 00:42:48,334 away from your daughter or I'm gonna... 770 00:42:48,368 --> 00:42:52,405 Oh, oh, right. Or you'll get murdered. I forgot. 771 00:42:52,505 --> 00:42:54,400 Oh, you know what? 772 00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:57,430 I can't talk to you about this. This is too weird. 773 00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:59,946 You know, you're an adult so I assume you know 774 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,115 what you're doing, so goodnight. 775 00:43:02,215 --> 00:43:05,952 And I hope no one murders either of you. 776 00:43:11,491 --> 00:43:14,361 - I'm sorry about my Mom. - No, she's great. 777 00:43:14,427 --> 00:43:16,429 This is great. 778 00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:18,698 - Thank God this is here. - Yeah, for sure. 779 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:21,501 Otherwise it would be weird. 780 00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:25,238 Yeah, it would be weird without it. For sure. 781 00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:31,277 All right. 782 00:43:32,879 --> 00:43:33,880 Good day. 783 00:43:34,147 --> 00:43:35,782 - Glad we met. - Mm-hmm. 784 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,290 Goodnight. 785 00:43:49,529 --> 00:43:52,320 Goodnight. 786 00:44:20,927 --> 00:44:22,262 Wake up. 787 00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:23,329 My God. 788 00:44:26,132 --> 00:44:28,635 - Are you a ninja? - Production assistant, yeah. 789 00:44:29,569 --> 00:44:31,404 Why are you letting me see you? 790 00:44:31,471 --> 00:44:33,340 Well, you're all of our favorite character. 791 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,642 We think you play with a lot of heart. 792 00:44:35,742 --> 00:44:36,843 Thanks. 793 00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:39,412 You are not as safe as you think you are. 794 00:44:39,479 --> 00:44:40,847 We wanted to warn you. 795 00:44:41,948 --> 00:44:45,180 Why do you keep saying "we" when you're all by yourself? 796 00:45:01,468 --> 00:45:02,635 Hi, guys. 797 00:45:07,173 --> 00:45:10,343 You need to go. You are not safe here. 798 00:45:10,477 --> 00:45:12,212 Yes, I am. I'm with Maddy. 799 00:45:13,790 --> 00:45:15,215 Shh. 800 00:45:15,982 --> 00:45:16,983 Look. 801 00:45:22,222 --> 00:45:26,760 Be careful. They're close. Closer than you think. 802 00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:48,214 What the ****? 803 00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:54,654 Holy-Oh my God. 804 00:45:59,392 --> 00:46:00,960 - Where were you? - I was getting water. 805 00:46:01,270 --> 00:46:03,430 We need to go to a motel right now, Maddy. 806 00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:05,699 - Is this about my Mom? - What? 807 00:46:05,999 --> 00:46:07,734 Is this about, like, the sleeping situation? 808 00:46:07,834 --> 00:46:10,360 No, it's not about your Mom, it's about... 809 00:46:10,670 --> 00:46:12,839 There was a bunch of contortionist ninjas in here. 810 00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:14,741 They came out of there and he, 811 00:46:14,841 --> 00:46:17,811 there was, like, six of them in here and they told me that it wasn't safe 812 00:46:17,877 --> 00:46:20,547 and I was in danger and we needed to go someplace safer. 813 00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:22,816 We can just move the pillows. 814 00:46:24,818 --> 00:46:26,886 It's not about the pillows. Okay. 815 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:34,160 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 816 00:46:35,729 --> 00:46:38,331 ♪ She took my hand 817 00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:44,700 ♪ Led me to a wonderland 818 00:46:44,170 --> 00:46:45,271 How's this? 819 00:46:45,605 --> 00:46:47,907 Yeah, it's better, right? Oh, great. 820 00:46:53,446 --> 00:46:54,848 Get up. 821 00:46:55,482 --> 00:46:57,830 No, I'm tired. I wanna go to sleep. 822 00:46:57,183 --> 00:46:58,985 Please come out here - just for a second. What? 823 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,787 'Cause I can't. I can't go out there alone. Please. 824 00:47:00,787 --> 00:47:02,188 No. - Please. 825 00:47:03,590 --> 00:47:05,225 Thank you. 826 00:47:08,895 --> 00:47:10,430 - It's very nice. It's really... 827 00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:12,650 - It's very pretty. It's pretty. 828 00:47:16,603 --> 00:47:19,939 Do you mind telling me why you agreed to play the game? 829 00:47:20,674 --> 00:47:22,208 Why are you asking me this now? 830 00:47:22,308 --> 00:47:24,310 I'm just so curious. 831 00:47:29,349 --> 00:47:31,251 I was very bored. 832 00:47:32,585 --> 00:47:34,788 Like, dangerously bored. 833 00:47:35,221 --> 00:47:37,891 I felt like I needed to do something extreme to shake things up. 834 00:47:38,892 --> 00:47:40,493 Why did you agree to do it? 835 00:47:42,829 --> 00:47:45,632 I guess I did it, uh, 'cause I was lonely. 836 00:47:45,765 --> 00:47:49,536 I felt so alone and, uh, stuck in my routine. 837 00:47:49,636 --> 00:47:51,204 I didn't know how to get out of it. 838 00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:55,108 And as soon as that ****ing guy mentioned the loophole, 839 00:47:56,242 --> 00:47:57,410 a light bulb went off. 840 00:47:57,610 --> 00:47:59,679 And I thought, "Well, that's what I've been craving." 841 00:48:01,470 --> 00:48:03,917 I want to be around people more, so I'll do that. 842 00:48:05,652 --> 00:48:06,820 And it's worked. 843 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,590 Yeah. I think we sort of did it for the same reason. 844 00:48:13,126 --> 00:48:15,929 I bet everybody who's played this game has done it for the same reason. 845 00:48:15,995 --> 00:48:17,297 - Maybe. - Maybe. 846 00:48:18,665 --> 00:48:21,634 - Let's go to bed. - Yeah, let's go to bed. 847 00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:42,255 Oh no. No. We're together. 848 00:48:47,827 --> 00:48:50,663 Hey, hey. Hey, man, we're together. 849 00:48:50,730 --> 00:48:53,333 You can't do this, man. Those aren't the rules. 850 00:48:53,466 --> 00:48:55,350 Sorry, maintenance. I thought the room was empty. 851 00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:56,302 Oh, ****ing bullshit with you. 852 00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:57,837 If you're maintenance then why are you dressed 853 00:48:57,871 --> 00:48:59,139 like a Mario brother? 854 00:48:59,205 --> 00:49:00,206 Tommy? 855 00:49:00,674 --> 00:49:02,208 What do you mean Mario brother? 856 00:49:02,308 --> 00:49:03,910 You know what I mean. ****ing look at you. 857 00:49:03,910 --> 00:49:05,478 Hey... No, I don't know what you mean. 858 00:49:05,578 --> 00:49:08,982 I'm also the manager of this motel. This is our uniform. 859 00:49:09,490 --> 00:49:11,818 Well, what are you, are you maintenance or are you the ****ing manager? 860 00:49:11,885 --> 00:49:12,919 Can't I be both? 861 00:49:13,530 --> 00:49:15,488 The, the uniform's kind of ridiculous, so. 862 00:49:15,588 --> 00:49:18,158 Alright. I need to improve the uniform. 863 00:49:19,192 --> 00:49:21,127 I'm sorry for interrupting your sleep. 864 00:49:21,895 --> 00:49:24,698 Just stay out of our ****ing room, Mario. You hear me? 865 00:49:24,764 --> 00:49:25,999 We're together now. 866 00:49:34,574 --> 00:49:35,575 Well... 867 00:49:38,712 --> 00:49:40,800 if I'm Mario... 868 00:49:41,581 --> 00:49:43,650 who does that make you, huh? 869 00:49:44,617 --> 00:49:47,187 Huh? King Koopa? 870 00:49:47,253 --> 00:49:48,355 What is King Koopa? 871 00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:50,623 What? You don't know the characters? 872 00:49:50,724 --> 00:49:52,158 It's the bad guy from Mario Brothers. 873 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:54,828 - It's a really good reference. - I'm not the bad guy. You're the bad guy. 874 00:49:54,828 --> 00:49:56,620 I'm the guy trying to survive. 875 00:49:56,196 --> 00:49:59,265 So in your scenario that make you Mario. 876 00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:01,340 Yeah, he's Mario. 877 00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:04,137 And that doesn't mean I'm Princess Peach, by the way. I'm ****ing Luigi. 878 00:50:05,238 --> 00:50:08,375 You wanna be Luigi? His twin brother? 879 00:50:09,275 --> 00:50:11,111 - Not the princess? Well, I... 880 00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:14,214 I mean, I guess I wasn't thinking about the fact that it's like a bro... 881 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,820 I guess Mario Brothers. They are brothers. 882 00:50:16,182 --> 00:50:18,385 Yeah. I was just... I want it to be clear 883 00:50:18,485 --> 00:50:20,530 that it's, like, a partnership and I feel like... 884 00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:23,560 Just stay out of our ****ing room. How about that, man? 885 00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:24,257 'Cause we're together. 886 00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:36,436 Oh! Oh my gosh. 887 00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:38,872 ****ing Christ. - Oh my God. 888 00:50:38,972 --> 00:50:40,240 - That was incredible. - Yeah. 889 00:50:40,306 --> 00:50:42,800 Can you imagine if I hadn't answered your ad? 890 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,377 I'd just be asleep in bed, and instead I'm yelling at some guy 891 00:50:44,411 --> 00:50:46,713 at three in the morning, calling him like a Mario Brother. 892 00:50:46,813 --> 00:50:47,947 Okay, we gotta go. 893 00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:49,716 - What are you doing? - We have to go obviously. 894 00:50:49,716 --> 00:50:51,885 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Yes, we do. 895 00:50:52,519 --> 00:50:54,721 It's just not safe here. We have to go. 896 00:50:54,821 --> 00:50:56,389 Hey. No, no, no. 897 00:50:56,656 --> 00:50:58,391 - It's safe. - It's not safe. 898 00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,794 Tommy. You're not serious. Where would we even go? 899 00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:02,395 No, no, no, no, no, we're not... 900 00:51:02,462 --> 00:51:05,165 - We're not doing that. - We have to do it. 901 00:51:05,999 --> 00:51:08,234 Tommy, we just... We're fine. 902 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,973 - Okay, you know what? - I don't understand what's happening. 903 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,576 Here's what's happening. Did you see how close he was? 904 00:51:16,676 --> 00:51:18,278 - Yes. - Did you see how aggressive he was? 905 00:51:18,311 --> 00:51:19,379 - Yes. - I mean, he walked into our... 906 00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:20,847 And we're fine 'cause we're together. 907 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,250 Right. But we have to be, like, so perfect. 908 00:51:24,317 --> 00:51:25,318 Okay. 909 00:51:25,819 --> 00:51:27,487 It can't be as sloppy as it was back at your house, right? 910 00:51:27,487 --> 00:51:29,556 Okay. - It's gotta be 100 percent on. 911 00:51:29,622 --> 00:51:30,757 Okay. - Or we're dead. 912 00:51:30,857 --> 00:51:33,626 Look, I really, really like hanging with you. 913 00:51:33,727 --> 00:51:36,290 I feel like I have been waiting for you. 914 00:51:36,129 --> 00:51:39,866 And now that I got you, - I don't wanna die. Okay. 915 00:51:40,867 --> 00:51:41,868 I'm... 916 00:51:44,137 --> 00:51:46,873 I'm not going anywhere. 917 00:51:48,410 --> 00:51:49,175 Okay? 918 00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:51,778 - Okay, I'm not going anywhere. - Good, then... 919 00:51:52,379 --> 00:51:53,780 So then we have to spend the next... 920 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,810 Great... two weeks or so... 921 00:51:55,181 --> 00:51:56,316 Great... like ****ing this. 922 00:51:56,483 --> 00:51:58,618 I'm not worried about it, - are you? - No, no. 923 00:51:59,452 --> 00:52:02,880 All right, well, I promise I'm not going anywhere. I'm with you. 924 00:52:02,188 --> 00:52:04,858 - You're not getting rid of me. - Okay, good. Then we're... 925 00:52:04,924 --> 00:52:06,459 - We're together. - Yeah. 926 00:52:08,762 --> 00:52:10,497 ♪ My love ♪ 927 00:52:10,663 --> 00:52:12,332 ♪ Will you promise ♪ 928 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,402 ♪ To be mine 929 00:52:15,969 --> 00:52:17,771 ♪ And I'll be yours 930 00:52:18,772 --> 00:52:20,640 ♪ When the roses grow 931 00:52:21,508 --> 00:52:23,309 ♪ I'll be there to smile 932 00:52:24,770 --> 00:52:25,679 ♪ And to kiss you 933 00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:28,314 ♪ Love me more ♪ 934 00:52:29,215 --> 00:52:31,217 ♪ Only heaven knows 935 00:52:31,751 --> 00:52:33,620 ♪ What's in store for us ♪ 936 00:52:34,521 --> 00:52:36,256 ♪ In this simple act 937 00:52:36,923 --> 00:52:38,558 ♪ We call it love 938 00:52:40,193 --> 00:52:42,620 ♪ You bet you can't deny 939 00:52:42,662 --> 00:52:44,698 ♪ When your heart is bruised ♪ 940 00:52:45,632 --> 00:52:48,968 ♪ And yet you become his love 941 00:53:05,452 --> 00:53:06,453 Holy shit. 942 00:53:07,287 --> 00:53:10,690 There's another participant. Look. Look. 943 00:53:11,424 --> 00:53:14,994 I am also playing. I have info that you will want. 944 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:21,401 We don't wanna do that, right? 945 00:53:21,935 --> 00:53:23,236 I mean, we have to see. 946 00:53:24,137 --> 00:53:26,139 You wanna involve somebody else? Now? 947 00:53:27,173 --> 00:53:29,242 I feel like we've got a pretty good thing going here. 948 00:53:29,275 --> 00:53:32,450 - I would rather not **** it up. - Right. 949 00:53:32,612 --> 00:53:35,181 I'm feeling really good. 950 00:53:35,815 --> 00:53:38,151 Like, kind of better than I've felt in a while. 951 00:53:38,284 --> 00:53:39,619 Sorry, are you listening? 952 00:53:40,487 --> 00:53:44,391 Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I am. There's another person playing. 953 00:53:44,457 --> 00:53:46,559 Hey, you're not listening. It sucks. 954 00:53:48,828 --> 00:53:49,829 Maddy. 955 00:53:50,897 --> 00:53:53,867 They could be playing the game and they could be alone 956 00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:56,269 and in danger and we could help. 957 00:53:56,870 --> 00:53:59,406 Do you remember how we were before we met each other? 958 00:53:59,472 --> 00:54:02,776 How ****ing scary that was? How lonely we were? 959 00:54:03,476 --> 00:54:06,980 Well, they could be like this right now and we could help them. 960 00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,150 Right? 961 00:54:09,983 --> 00:54:12,352 Or they could help us. 962 00:54:12,452 --> 00:54:14,220 They could have information that changes our game. 963 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:16,589 We don't know. We have to try. 964 00:54:16,656 --> 00:54:18,725 And what is there? What, what's the risk? 965 00:54:21,270 --> 00:54:23,530 Nothing. We have each other. Right? 966 00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:25,765 Right. 967 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:32,238 But this could be huge for us. This could help our game so much. 968 00:54:49,823 --> 00:54:50,824 Sit down. 969 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,833 - How many days you got left? - I'm 11. She's, uh, 10. 970 00:55:03,937 --> 00:55:04,938 What's so funny? 971 00:55:05,805 --> 00:55:09,275 I don't wanna burst your bubble, man, but the game is a joke. 972 00:55:09,376 --> 00:55:10,477 They're laughing at us. 973 00:55:11,811 --> 00:55:15,115 Oh, that's good to know. 974 00:55:15,582 --> 00:55:18,585 Right? It's a good thing we met you. 975 00:55:18,685 --> 00:55:21,121 Yeah, that's probably everything we need though. We should... 976 00:55:21,221 --> 00:55:22,489 You don't wanna know how the game works? 977 00:55:22,522 --> 00:55:23,957 I do want to know how the game works. 978 00:55:24,391 --> 00:55:26,126 Well, we're still playing. So I don't... Of course, yeah. Please tell us. 979 00:55:26,126 --> 00:55:30,430 They pick a certain type of contestant. You wanna know what the type is? 980 00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:31,865 - Analytical. - Kinda cute. 981 00:55:31,965 --> 00:55:32,966 Hell no. 982 00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:36,169 They pick people really going through shit. Like, struggling. 983 00:55:36,269 --> 00:55:38,271 Those are the ones they take advantage of. 984 00:55:38,371 --> 00:55:41,441 The kind of people when other people start to doubt them, 985 00:55:41,741 --> 00:55:43,143 they doubt themselves too. 986 00:55:45,178 --> 00:55:46,179 Right. 987 00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:49,282 Tom, I think we should go. 988 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,618 You guys ready for the other surprise? 989 00:55:51,718 --> 00:55:53,190 - Yeah. - Not really. 990 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,155 The show is a comedy. 991 00:55:55,889 --> 00:55:58,291 How's it a comedy? They're trying to ****ing kill us. 992 00:55:58,391 --> 00:55:59,759 That's it right there. 993 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,530 The people trying to kill you are dressed up just to get some laughs. 994 00:56:03,596 --> 00:56:06,700 Like me, I'm getting hunted by a sumo wrestler 995 00:56:06,766 --> 00:56:08,902 and a guy dressed like Sinbad. 996 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,203 A sumo wrestler? 997 00:56:11,338 --> 00:56:13,573 And Sinbad, like, the comedian? 998 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,609 Yeah. And they're dangerous as **** too. 999 00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:20,714 So the show's, like, um, like, "Let's Make a Deal." 1000 00:56:20,780 --> 00:56:22,782 Is that the one with Wayne Brady? 1001 00:56:22,882 --> 00:56:25,180 Yeah, it's actually- It's a surprisingly good show. 1002 00:56:25,118 --> 00:56:27,587 - He's a great host. - No surprises there at all. 1003 00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:29,189 That mother****er is all talent. 1004 00:56:29,289 --> 00:56:30,290 I've never seen the show. 1005 00:56:30,357 --> 00:56:31,358 Yes. - It's fun. 1006 00:56:31,725 --> 00:56:33,893 It's a good show. - Okay, I'll check it out. 1007 00:56:33,993 --> 00:56:36,863 Do you even know the title of the show you're on? 1008 00:56:36,930 --> 00:56:37,931 No, they never told me. 1009 00:56:37,997 --> 00:56:39,366 - Did they tell you? - No. 1010 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:45,672 DOG. D, period, O, period, G. Delusions of Grandeur. 1011 00:56:46,172 --> 00:56:48,675 You're stuck in a spider web and don't even know it. 1012 00:56:48,775 --> 00:56:51,745 Charlie. Enough's enough. It's time to go. 1013 00:56:52,445 --> 00:56:55,615 Bring your *** on. Now. Gonna sit in the car. 1014 00:56:55,682 --> 00:56:59,452 That's my Dad. He's on one. I gotta go. 1015 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:07,527 I don't even know, uh... 1016 00:57:09,162 --> 00:57:12,932 - what to say. - Yeah, um, I need to go home. 1017 00:57:13,633 --> 00:57:15,680 Yeah? - Yeah. 1018 00:57:15,168 --> 00:57:16,202 Great, yeah. That's smart. 1019 00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:18,338 Just to get closer to the people and places we're familiar with. 1020 00:57:18,371 --> 00:57:21,740 No um, I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna go home alone. 1021 00:57:21,174 --> 00:57:23,476 What does that mean, alone? Without me? 1022 00:57:23,543 --> 00:57:25,645 Yeah, I just need, need the night at least 1023 00:57:25,712 --> 00:57:27,781 to kind of breathe. Does that make sense? 1024 00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:31,618 Uh, emotionally, yeah. In terms of the game, no, not at all. 1025 00:57:31,951 --> 00:57:33,987 Um, okay. How about this? 1026 00:57:34,870 --> 00:57:36,656 I can just drive you wherever you want to go. 1027 00:57:36,723 --> 00:57:39,292 And maybe tomorrow we can check in and, 1028 00:57:39,392 --> 00:57:41,610 and see where we're at kind of. 1029 00:57:41,294 --> 00:57:43,697 Or, or, or, sorry. 1030 00:57:44,230 --> 00:57:46,866 Or we could go back to the motel and I'll just give you, 1031 00:57:46,966 --> 00:57:48,935 - I'll just give you more space. Right. 1032 00:57:49,690 --> 00:57:50,637 The motel where we sleep in the same bed 1033 00:57:50,704 --> 00:57:52,405 and we can't be more than three feet apart. 1034 00:57:52,505 --> 00:57:54,574 Well, we can... I can take, I can take you wherever you want. 1035 00:57:54,574 --> 00:57:56,876 And I'll, I'll wait until somebody's with you. 1036 00:57:57,811 --> 00:58:00,513 I think this is a really bad idea and they could kill us. 1037 00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:03,817 Yeah, um... 1038 00:58:05,251 --> 00:58:07,287 I'm okay with you thinking that. 1039 00:58:13,593 --> 00:58:15,662 Maddy. Maddy, please. 1040 00:58:18,598 --> 00:58:19,566 What is happening? 1041 00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:21,568 I don't know where the cameras are, but I know they're here. 1042 00:58:21,601 --> 00:58:23,636 I know you guys have been here. You're sneaky as ****. 1043 00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:25,171 And I know that the ninjas have been here. 1044 00:58:25,205 --> 00:58:27,407 I know the real name. Delusions of Grandeur. 1045 00:58:27,507 --> 00:58:30,430 **** off. I got it. Very clever. And guess what? 1046 00:58:30,110 --> 00:58:31,544 I don't care. And guess what? 1047 00:58:31,644 --> 00:58:33,413 You tried to get my family not to believe me. 1048 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,817 Well, I got James. And guess what? He's become a friend. 1049 00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:39,853 Maybe even a friend for life. 1050 00:58:39,953 --> 00:58:41,154 - This is your brother. - Yeah. 1051 00:58:41,154 --> 00:58:42,622 And if I find out Madeline gets hurt, 1052 00:58:42,856 --> 00:58:46,860 I'm gonna ****ing kill Andy Samberg. Maddy dies, Samberg dies. 1053 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,497 I'll turn that mother****er into a pinata. You understand what I'm saying? 1054 00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:53,366 I'll put his head on a ****ing stick. 1055 00:58:53,566 --> 00:58:57,300 He'll be a little pinata boy. 1056 00:58:57,103 --> 00:59:00,240 Ya ****ed with the wrong guy. I'll kill Andy Samberg. 1057 00:59:15,889 --> 00:59:16,890 Tommy. 1058 00:59:19,325 --> 00:59:22,462 You gotta go. There's a limo outside waiting for you. 1059 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,733 I don't want to go - to a limo right now. - You don't have a choice. 1060 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:29,102 Is this about... 1061 00:59:29,169 --> 00:59:32,500 me saying I would murder Andy Samberg? 1062 00:59:32,105 --> 00:59:34,908 I don't know.'Cause I, I would never do that. 1063 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,910 I was just saying it 'cause I was mad. 1064 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:39,979 - I don't know. You gotta go. - Am I in trouble? 1065 00:59:40,460 --> 00:59:41,181 I don't know. 1066 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,170 Let's go. 1067 01:00:40,774 --> 01:00:41,775 Hi, Tommy. 1068 01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:44,511 Hi, Dad. 1069 01:00:46,513 --> 01:00:47,647 How's your mother? 1070 01:00:48,948 --> 01:00:52,850 She's good, yeah. Mom's doing-Mary? Amy? 1071 01:00:52,619 --> 01:00:55,221 Good. Everybody's doing really good in the last 30 years. 1072 01:00:55,288 --> 01:00:56,423 How are you? 1073 01:00:56,523 --> 01:00:58,958 Oh, real good. 1074 01:00:59,993 --> 01:01:00,994 Actually... 1075 01:01:02,262 --> 01:01:05,498 Living in Cleveland, sober. 1076 01:01:05,565 --> 01:01:08,234 I'm sorry, uh, what, uh... 1077 01:01:09,836 --> 01:01:12,972 - What are you doing here? - Right. 1078 01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:14,574 And I don't mean to be rude, Dad. 1079 01:01:14,674 --> 01:01:17,770 I'm just trying to do the math on what the ****'s happening. 1080 01:01:17,143 --> 01:01:19,312 I didn't expect to see you. 1081 01:01:19,412 --> 01:01:22,582 Well, yeah. Yeah. 1082 01:01:22,682 --> 01:01:27,420 I'm here to tell you... that Madeline is unharmed. 1083 01:01:28,321 --> 01:01:29,823 What are you talking about? 1084 01:01:32,592 --> 01:01:38,298 A few hours ago, a guy named Wayne Brady knocked on my door. 1085 01:01:38,398 --> 01:01:40,700 Next thing I know... 1086 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,570 I'm on a, a private jet. 1087 01:01:44,971 --> 01:01:46,906 Now I'm sitting here with you. 1088 01:01:47,841 --> 01:01:52,712 All right, Dad, well, this was interesting but, um... 1089 01:01:53,413 --> 01:01:54,414 Tommy. 1090 01:01:56,316 --> 01:01:58,852 When I, I left, 1091 01:01:58,918 --> 01:02:00,854 when you and me stayed up... Hey. 1092 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,757 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. No. 1093 01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:06,590 No. No. 1094 01:02:06,159 --> 01:02:08,161 Don't do this right now. 1095 01:02:08,895 --> 01:02:11,631 I can't do the big ****ing Dad talk right now. 1096 01:02:13,133 --> 01:02:18,400 What the **** is going on now? We're doing a Dad talk? 1097 01:02:18,710 --> 01:02:21,574 If I try to do a Dad talk, my ****ing head is gonna explode. 1098 01:02:21,641 --> 01:02:23,309 I understand. 1099 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:25,645 I mean, don't get me wrong. 1100 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,350 I have wanted to have this moment with you 1101 01:02:31,351 --> 01:02:34,621 since the night you ****ing left. 1102 01:02:34,721 --> 01:02:40,593 I've dreamt of this ****ing moment, man. But not now. 1103 01:02:40,660 --> 01:02:44,397 'Cause all I'm thinking about now is Madeline's safety. 1104 01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:46,966 I like her so much. 1105 01:02:49,469 --> 01:02:53,239 I hope no one hurts her, son. Or you. 1106 01:02:55,241 --> 01:02:59,679 And that you get to spend your lives together. 1107 01:03:01,114 --> 01:03:05,418 Don't be like me. Don't **** up a good thing. 1108 01:03:09,122 --> 01:03:12,492 Hey, Dad. 1109 01:03:16,396 --> 01:03:19,399 Is this real-life right now? Is this really happening? 1110 01:03:21,634 --> 01:03:22,936 I think so. 1111 01:03:27,674 --> 01:03:28,675 Okay. 1112 01:03:29,709 --> 01:03:30,710 Okay. 1113 01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:34,147 I love you, Dad. 1114 01:03:36,820 --> 01:03:37,250 Oh, man. 1115 01:03:38,585 --> 01:03:39,586 Mm-hmm. 1116 01:03:46,893 --> 01:03:48,528 - All right. - Okay. 1117 01:03:55,168 --> 01:03:57,904 Been calling her for days. Maybe she wants some space. 1118 01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:06,379 Hi. 1119 01:04:06,479 --> 01:04:09,115 Hey, I've been trying you for days. Are you okay? 1120 01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:11,551 - I'm fine. I'm fine. You're safe? Hundred percent? 1121 01:04:11,618 --> 01:04:12,619 Yeah. 1122 01:04:13,186 --> 01:04:16,856 Oh my God. - Come here, please. - Tommy. I was lying. 1123 01:04:16,923 --> 01:04:18,758 I know, we've been over that. I don't care. 1124 01:04:18,858 --> 01:04:20,600 No. Tommy, about the game. 1125 01:04:21,327 --> 01:04:24,640 Um. I'm not playing a game. 1126 01:04:24,831 --> 01:04:28,168 - What are you talking about? - I saw your ad and I... 1127 01:04:29,302 --> 01:04:33,440 was really bored and lonely, and um... 1128 01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:38,745 I thought it was a joke. I thought this was like... 1129 01:04:40,513 --> 01:04:43,216 roleplaying dating or something... 1130 01:04:43,316 --> 01:04:45,151 What are you talking about? What is this? 1131 01:04:45,285 --> 01:04:47,530 This is the truth. I... 1132 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,580 I'm so sorry. I didn't know. 1133 01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:57,300 - Who got to you? - Nobody. 1134 01:04:57,970 --> 01:04:59,366 Who told you to say this? 1135 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:01,601 Tommy, nobody. 1136 01:05:01,735 --> 01:05:04,804 Yeah. Was it ****ing Wayne Brady? 1137 01:05:04,904 --> 01:05:06,906 Did Wayne Brady come here and tell you to say that? 1138 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,641 That son of a ****ing *****. 1139 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:10,377 I can assure you Wayne Brady was not here. 1140 01:05:15,181 --> 01:05:16,883 Oh, for ****'s sake. 1141 01:05:19,850 --> 01:05:21,870 - They got my Mom. Who got your Mom? 1142 01:05:21,187 --> 01:05:23,560 ****ing hunters, Maddy. 1143 01:05:23,690 --> 01:05:27,360 Please, please keep up with me. James, go as fast as you can! 1144 01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:29,696 Shit. Shit. Shit. 1145 01:05:40,473 --> 01:05:42,575 Ah! - Ah, God. 1146 01:05:43,510 --> 01:05:47,347 Whoo. Hi. I, I'm Ellen DeGeneres. 1147 01:05:48,140 --> 01:05:50,583 Sorry, but you don't really look like Ellen DeGeneres to me. 1148 01:05:50,684 --> 01:05:53,653 You're probably a little nervous, 'cause you're a big fan. 1149 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:55,488 You've come to my taping before. 1150 01:05:55,689 --> 01:05:58,158 Yeah? You, you and, uh, your ex-girlfriend, didn't you? 1151 01:05:58,258 --> 01:05:59,826 Yeah, we went. How do you know that? 1152 01:05:59,926 --> 01:06:02,996 Well, get in the car, Tom. We can talk about it in private. 1153 01:06:03,129 --> 01:06:05,131 But it's not a limousine. 1154 01:06:05,231 --> 01:06:07,434 Well, I, I like a Lincoln. 1155 01:06:07,534 --> 01:06:09,169 Why the **** would you like a Lincoln? 1156 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:11,838 Come on, don't be a car snob. Just, just get in the car. 1157 01:06:11,938 --> 01:06:13,606 - I'm not a car snob. Tommy, please. 1158 01:06:13,707 --> 01:06:15,308 Why would you like a Lincoln over a limo? 1159 01:06:17,377 --> 01:06:18,845 Get in the ****ing car. 1160 01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:22,682 Hey, it's Ellen DeGeneres from TV. She's giving away guest blocks. 1161 01:06:22,749 --> 01:06:24,384 Tommy! What the hell happened to you, man? 1162 01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:25,952 I got hit in the face. 1163 01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:28,288 Oh, well, that's what happens when you go too fast. 1164 01:06:28,388 --> 01:06:30,757 - Here, gimme your hand. - You gotta keep up with me, man. 1165 01:06:30,857 --> 01:06:33,590 Did you say Ellen DeGeneres was here? 1166 01:06:33,159 --> 01:06:36,963 No, that wasn't Ellen DeGeneres. It was a murderer, you ***hole! 1167 01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:38,131 What? 1168 01:06:38,431 --> 01:06:40,900 - How's it look? - Awful. Wipe your mouth. 1169 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,268 Did you just call me an ***hole? 1170 01:06:45,638 --> 01:06:46,639 Almost there. 1171 01:06:47,730 --> 01:06:49,442 Yeah, yeah, you said that about ten minutes ago. 1172 01:06:49,542 --> 01:06:52,178 Okay, come on, come on. Please, please, please. Hurry up. 1173 01:06:58,585 --> 01:06:59,586 What is this? 1174 01:06:59,853 --> 01:07:01,721 What does it look like? It's an intervention. 1175 01:07:01,788 --> 01:07:03,656 - For me? - No, for Mom. 1176 01:07:03,757 --> 01:07:05,225 We're all just facing the wrong direction. 1177 01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:07,930 What the hell happened to your tooth? 1178 01:07:07,193 --> 01:07:10,797 Oh, I got hit in the face by an Ellen DeGeneres impersonator. 1179 01:07:10,930 --> 01:07:12,932 - Did it hurt? - It was a pretty clean hit. 1180 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:14,801 Yes, it hurt, but it's kind of fine now. 1181 01:07:14,901 --> 01:07:16,603 Hi, Tom. I'm Lindsay. 1182 01:07:16,669 --> 01:07:19,720 I'm an interventionist and I'd like to welcome you 1183 01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:20,674 to have a seat with us for a while. 1184 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:23,677 Hi, Lindsay. An inter... What do you think? I'm a drug addict? 1185 01:07:23,777 --> 01:07:27,480 - Do you think I'm on drugs? - No, it's about your mental health. 1186 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,883 Or, I mean... We're not really sure what it is. 1187 01:07:29,949 --> 01:07:32,752 Or maybe it's about attention or, like, Theresa dumped you. 1188 01:07:32,819 --> 01:07:34,387 Okay, well, then how about ****ing this? 1189 01:07:34,387 --> 01:07:37,190 I saw Theresa and we're good. We talked. 1190 01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:39,359 Oh, yeah? 1191 01:07:39,826 --> 01:07:42,595 Okay, well, maybe it's about Dad never being around. 1192 01:07:42,662 --> 01:07:43,897 I saw Dad. 1193 01:07:44,664 --> 01:07:46,366 He says hi to everybody. 1194 01:07:46,466 --> 01:07:50,503 Yeah, he lives in Cleveland. He claims to be sober, 1195 01:07:50,603 --> 01:07:52,839 and he was pretty apologetic about how he left. 1196 01:07:53,473 --> 01:07:54,908 You saw Dad? 1197 01:07:55,408 --> 01:07:57,610 Yeah, we were in a limousine together. 1198 01:07:57,711 --> 01:08:01,848 Uh, Wayne Brady, um, I guess found him and put him on a private jet. 1199 01:08:03,783 --> 01:08:06,286 Wayne Brady's friends with Dad? 1200 01:08:06,419 --> 01:08:08,188 I'm not sure if Wayne Brady's friends with him, 1201 01:08:08,221 --> 01:08:10,223 but yeah, that's what Dad said. 1202 01:08:10,290 --> 01:08:12,959 There are a lot of people in this room who really love you. 1203 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:14,461 So why don't you just sit for a while. 1204 01:08:14,494 --> 01:08:16,663 Hey, hey. Tommy? - What? 1205 01:08:16,730 --> 01:08:17,731 Just sit down. 1206 01:08:18,980 --> 01:08:20,400 No offense, but this woman is ridiculously expensive, 1207 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,835 so please, thank you. 1208 01:08:22,702 --> 01:08:27,107 Okay, we hired someone. We hired someone to search for your dark web show. 1209 01:08:27,173 --> 01:08:28,742 They found nothing, honey. 1210 01:08:31,978 --> 01:08:32,979 No thanks, buddy. 1211 01:08:34,948 --> 01:08:39,519 Well, maybe the person that you hired is part of the game. 1212 01:08:39,652 --> 01:08:41,755 Have you brainiacs ever thought of that? 1213 01:08:41,855 --> 01:08:44,691 - Maybe it's a setup. Oh, Tommy. 1214 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:48,261 Tommy, we've been down this road so many times. 1215 01:08:48,328 --> 01:08:51,965 And it's not the first time that you thought the world was against you. 1216 01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:53,600 It just happens to be the latest. 1217 01:08:54,868 --> 01:08:56,770 Honey, please accept it. 1218 01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:05,612 There's a ninja out the window right now. 1219 01:09:05,745 --> 01:09:08,782 But don't look, they'll just run away. It'll make me look worse. 1220 01:09:08,882 --> 01:09:09,883 There's no ninja. 1221 01:09:10,116 --> 01:09:11,951 What's that ninja doing? Something really cool? 1222 01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:14,721 Like, some back flips, some kicks, or are they just chilling? 1223 01:09:14,854 --> 01:09:16,560 Just chilling. 1224 01:09:16,322 --> 01:09:17,757 That's disappointing. 1225 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,860 Flips would've been cool. - Okay, stop it. It's not funny. 1226 01:09:20,927 --> 01:09:22,562 Used to be funny. 1227 01:09:23,630 --> 01:09:25,865 - Uh, excuse me, uh, Lindsay. Yes. 1228 01:09:25,932 --> 01:09:27,801 This is a lot to take in, um, 1229 01:09:27,901 --> 01:09:30,203 and, um, I'm just wondering before I make my decision 1230 01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:32,706 and we get to the letters, if I can just take a minute. 1231 01:09:32,772 --> 01:09:36,710 Um, just to process and then I'm happy to get in. Is that okay? 1232 01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:38,945 - Sure. Thank you. 1233 01:09:41,247 --> 01:09:44,170 Would you stop ****ing snacking and come with me, man? 1234 01:09:44,784 --> 01:09:46,386 That's all you ever say to me. 1235 01:09:46,486 --> 01:09:48,221 Stop snacking is all I say to you? 1236 01:09:48,321 --> 01:09:49,789 - Yeah. - That's not it. 1237 01:09:49,889 --> 01:09:51,825 Oh, it isn't? No. 1238 01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:53,526 Well, that went really bad. 1239 01:09:53,626 --> 01:09:56,196 I can't believe one tooth can change a face so much. 1240 01:09:56,262 --> 01:09:57,897 - Right? - Oh! There, he's running. 1241 01:09:57,964 --> 01:09:59,332 No, Tommy. Go, go, go, go, go. 1242 01:09:59,399 --> 01:10:02,669 Oh, goddamn it. I'm calling the police. 1243 01:10:07,107 --> 01:10:10,810 Man, I gotta admit, this has been a lot of fun. 1244 01:10:11,544 --> 01:10:13,380 I agree, man. 1245 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:16,850 It's been great having you part of it, James. It really has. 1246 01:10:16,950 --> 01:10:20,987 Also, you should know my name's not James. 1247 01:10:21,870 --> 01:10:25,291 It's Walter. 1248 01:10:25,392 --> 01:10:28,528 - Is that true? - Yes, that's true. 1249 01:10:28,628 --> 01:10:32,632 So why the **** did you tell me your name was James? 1250 01:10:32,699 --> 01:10:34,634 I didn't tell you my name was James. 1251 01:10:34,701 --> 01:10:36,436 You just started calling me James. 1252 01:10:36,536 --> 01:10:38,571 What? 1253 01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:46,413 - I just made up James? - Yes, you did. 1254 01:10:46,946 --> 01:10:48,581 But don't worry about it, man. 1255 01:10:48,682 --> 01:10:49,849 Um... All right. 1256 01:10:50,383 --> 01:10:52,252 - We're friends now. - Okay. 1257 01:10:52,585 --> 01:10:54,721 - Sorry I did that. - So you should know my real name. 1258 01:10:54,821 --> 01:10:57,230 Yeah, I agree, man. 1259 01:10:57,123 --> 01:10:59,392 Sometimes my brain does shit, man. 1260 01:11:02,729 --> 01:11:05,899 Well, Walter, when I win this ****ing game, which I will... 1261 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,235 I'd like to buy you a place, man. 1262 01:11:09,302 --> 01:11:12,500 - For reals? - Hundred percent. You deserve it, man. 1263 01:11:12,105 --> 01:11:13,506 - No, no. - You're a great ****ing guy. 1264 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,741 - No, no, man. - And I don't... 1265 01:11:14,974 --> 01:11:17,277 I don't want you - living like this. - It's too much. 1266 01:11:17,344 --> 01:11:18,478 We're friends, right? 1267 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:20,460 - Yeah. - So I got you. 1268 01:11:23,983 --> 01:11:25,510 Listen to me. 1269 01:11:26,119 --> 01:11:29,220 Keep your head in the game, kid. 1270 01:11:29,122 --> 01:11:32,592 Remember what you're doing. Remember the rules. 1271 01:11:32,692 --> 01:11:36,830 You can win. Don't quit. 1272 01:11:41,334 --> 01:11:42,268 Okay. 1273 01:11:42,335 --> 01:11:43,703 - You're good? - Yeah. 1274 01:11:43,770 --> 01:11:45,380 Okay. Me too. 1275 01:11:45,205 --> 01:11:48,208 Okay. 1276 01:11:48,341 --> 01:11:50,777 Boy, we are a toothless bunch of old dudes, ain't we? 1277 01:12:08,528 --> 01:12:11,297 Excuse me. Have you seen the guy I was with, with the big beard? 1278 01:12:18,104 --> 01:12:20,674 What the **** is going on? James! 1279 01:12:23,777 --> 01:12:24,778 Walter! 1280 01:12:38,525 --> 01:12:40,593 Have you seen the guy I was with, with the big beard? 1281 01:12:42,328 --> 01:12:43,630 It's a dark web reality show. 1282 01:12:43,697 --> 01:12:45,365 I'm being hunted, I just can't be alone. 1283 01:12:45,532 --> 01:12:48,234 So that's why I came here, cause my family doesn't trust me. So... 1284 01:12:57,577 --> 01:12:59,713 I'd prefer to go home, believe me, you know, 1285 01:12:59,813 --> 01:13:02,215 but it's only a couple more days, so... 1286 01:13:07,870 --> 01:13:09,456 So I've got about 24 hours left, and then I win. 1287 01:13:09,556 --> 01:13:11,658 That's it. That's it. 1288 01:13:25,372 --> 01:13:26,439 Wake up. 1289 01:13:31,411 --> 01:13:32,879 It's day 30, is it over? 1290 01:13:32,979 --> 01:13:34,748 - Did I win? - No. 1291 01:13:35,482 --> 01:13:36,816 Then why are you here? 1292 01:13:37,317 --> 01:13:39,919 We're just here to give you instructions on the ending of the game. 1293 01:13:40,820 --> 01:13:41,821 Okay. 1294 01:13:42,555 --> 01:13:44,924 You can just bring out the other ninjas, I know they're here. 1295 01:13:52,866 --> 01:13:53,867 Hey. 1296 01:13:54,401 --> 01:13:56,403 So what happens now, how does it end? 1297 01:13:56,469 --> 01:13:59,390 - There will be a limo. - You need to get in it. 1298 01:13:59,139 --> 01:14:00,607 It will take you to the ending. 1299 01:14:01,307 --> 01:14:03,309 That's it. Those are the instructions. 1300 01:14:03,410 --> 01:14:04,878 Okay, where's the limo? 1301 01:14:04,978 --> 01:14:07,714 I don't know, but, uh, they did tell me to tell you 1302 01:14:07,781 --> 01:14:10,650 that you need to leave this area to find the limo. 1303 01:14:10,750 --> 01:14:13,520 I have to leave here? Why? 1304 01:14:13,620 --> 01:14:15,455 They feel like the audience is getting bored 1305 01:14:15,522 --> 01:14:17,190 watching you sleeping under this bridge. 1306 01:14:17,290 --> 01:14:18,992 They feel like it's getting a little depressing. 1307 01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:20,930 Really? 1308 01:14:20,193 --> 01:14:22,295 It is a comedy, remember? 1309 01:14:22,362 --> 01:14:24,264 Well, I'm sorry I'm not being more entertaining, 1310 01:14:24,297 --> 01:14:26,320 but people are trying to murder me. 1311 01:14:26,990 --> 01:14:29,369 We get it. But they do want a more exciting ending. 1312 01:14:29,469 --> 01:14:31,404 That's why we got rid of Walter in the first place. 1313 01:14:31,438 --> 01:14:34,700 They felt like your relationship was too repetitive. 1314 01:14:34,740 --> 01:14:37,477 You took Walter? You didn't hurt him, did you? 1315 01:14:37,544 --> 01:14:41,348 No, he's sleeping in a motel right now until you either win or die. 1316 01:14:41,448 --> 01:14:43,216 He's quite happy with the set up. 1317 01:14:43,316 --> 01:14:45,118 Well I'm sure he is. 1318 01:14:45,218 --> 01:14:48,788 We recommend that you find someone getting outta here 1319 01:14:48,888 --> 01:14:50,357 and you follow them. 1320 01:14:50,757 --> 01:14:52,692 - The limo will find you. - Okay. 1321 01:14:53,660 --> 01:14:54,761 Maybe her? 1322 01:15:24,357 --> 01:15:26,960 Sir, why'd you follow me? 1323 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,595 Oh, I wasn't following you. 1324 01:15:28,695 --> 01:15:31,131 We just both happened to be doing the same thing. 1325 01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,575 How are you doing, Mr. Walcott? 1326 01:15:44,411 --> 01:15:46,946 Boy, you have been one hell of a contestant. 1327 01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:48,615 Excuse me, can you see him? 1328 01:15:49,616 --> 01:15:51,418 Stop talking to me. 1329 01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:55,989 Mm-hmm. Woah. 1330 01:15:56,890 --> 01:15:58,291 I'm not alone. We're together. 1331 01:15:58,391 --> 01:16:02,429 You will be. And I'm a patient man. 1332 01:16:02,529 --> 01:16:03,930 Do you mind if I ask you a question? 1333 01:16:04,998 --> 01:16:06,990 Go ahead. 1334 01:16:08,568 --> 01:16:10,403 Have you figured it out? 1335 01:16:12,205 --> 01:16:15,308 That this whole game was set up just for you? 1336 01:16:16,609 --> 01:16:19,450 All that Michael Jackson shit. 1337 01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,982 You and your dad playing video games, 1338 01:16:23,216 --> 01:16:25,452 and your ex with Ellen DeGeneres. 1339 01:16:31,424 --> 01:16:32,926 So then who are you? 1340 01:16:33,326 --> 01:16:37,130 I think maybe you watched a few too many westerns, huh? 1341 01:18:11,691 --> 01:18:12,692 Hi. 1342 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:15,829 - Me again. - Hi. 1343 01:18:16,129 --> 01:18:18,298 So, you been having fun? 1344 01:18:18,431 --> 01:18:20,400 Did you just ask if I was having fun? 1345 01:18:20,467 --> 01:18:22,435 Um... yes? 1346 01:18:22,535 --> 01:18:25,338 No! I'm not having fun! 1347 01:18:25,438 --> 01:18:26,439 Okay. 1348 01:18:26,873 --> 01:18:29,609 This has been a goddamn nightmare, Andy Samberg. 1349 01:18:29,709 --> 01:18:32,145 Well I'm sorry to hear that. But truth be told... 1350 01:18:33,130 --> 01:18:35,849 since I last saw you, things haven't been that great for me either. So... 1351 01:18:37,484 --> 01:18:40,353 Been on a little bit of a bender. 1352 01:18:40,453 --> 01:18:42,856 - You've been on a bender? Lot of ups and downs. 1353 01:18:43,123 --> 01:18:45,992 Currently in a big down. 1354 01:18:47,193 --> 01:18:51,698 In a big down. Thus, me, back here with you. 1355 01:18:52,132 --> 01:18:54,134 - For a little money gig. - What do you even want? 1356 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,402 You know what, you're actually totally right. 1357 01:18:55,435 --> 01:18:56,703 I'm gonna keep this moving 1358 01:18:56,803 --> 01:18:59,272 so I can get paid, you can be on your way, and I can... 1359 01:19:00,507 --> 01:19:02,208 ♪ Take it back to squeaky street. ♪ 1360 01:19:02,308 --> 01:19:04,344 I'm just kidding! 1361 01:19:05,211 --> 01:19:06,446 No more of that. 1362 01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:08,448 Just getting my money so I can pay everyone back that I owe. 1363 01:19:08,481 --> 01:19:09,983 If you're watching, I'm just joking around, 1364 01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:11,785 you're gonna get your money. Here we go. 1365 01:19:13,186 --> 01:19:15,622 Thomas Walcott. Smelly, no tooth. 1366 01:19:15,722 --> 01:19:17,524 Doesn't really say that, I was just joking. 1367 01:19:17,624 --> 01:19:20,660 Gotta keep it light. Congratulations. You have made it to the limo. 1368 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:23,830 But the game is not over. You have a choice. 1369 01:19:23,930 --> 01:19:27,670 Do you want to continue playing, or end it now, 1370 01:19:27,167 --> 01:19:30,103 and return to your home safely but receive no money? 1371 01:19:34,740 --> 01:19:35,975 - I'm gonna do it. - Really? 1372 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,460 Yeah, really. I've come this far, I need to finish what I started. 1373 01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:42,415 Why would you... You know what? Fine. 1374 01:19:42,515 --> 01:19:44,617 I get paid more if you keep going, so great. 1375 01:19:45,218 --> 01:19:47,120 He wants to keep going. Let's keep going. 1376 01:19:48,521 --> 01:19:51,391 Jesus ****ing Christ. 1377 01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:56,960 Hey uh, would you do me a favor? Roll your window down. 1378 01:19:56,129 --> 01:19:58,198 You're pretty ripe. 1379 01:19:59,332 --> 01:20:03,403 Thank you. 1380 01:20:13,980 --> 01:20:17,517 Okay. Good luck, man. 1381 01:20:38,104 --> 01:20:39,139 Hey, boo. 1382 01:20:39,839 --> 01:20:42,709 Can I talk to you? I got some information about Maddy. 1383 01:20:42,809 --> 01:20:46,120 Hey, Tommy, come this way. Towards me. 1384 01:20:46,112 --> 01:20:48,181 - We're friends with Charlie. - Sinbad... 1385 01:20:48,281 --> 01:20:49,816 - Come here. - ****. 1386 01:20:49,883 --> 01:20:51,451 Tommy. 1387 01:21:01,895 --> 01:21:03,596 Tommy! 1388 01:21:16,109 --> 01:21:18,780 Holy shit. 1389 01:21:18,445 --> 01:21:21,348 Oh, ****. Oh, shit. 1390 01:21:29,255 --> 01:21:32,192 I won! I won! I won! 1391 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:46,840 Where are the ****ing guys? I won! 1392 01:21:51,244 --> 01:21:54,814 It's been 30 days. The limo picked me up, I made it! 1393 01:21:55,415 --> 01:21:57,517 I told you when we were sitting here, 1394 01:21:57,650 --> 01:21:59,953 your game was beatable, and it was. 1395 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,688 And I beat you! 1396 01:22:02,222 --> 01:22:05,558 You tried to break me, but you failed at that too. 1397 01:22:05,658 --> 01:22:08,128 You actually made me stronger. 1398 01:22:08,228 --> 01:22:10,430 You wanna know why? 'Cause I learned things. 1399 01:22:10,530 --> 01:22:13,833 First of all, I got over my ex. Check mark. 1400 01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:17,570 Second of all, I saw my Dad. Thank you. 1401 01:22:17,670 --> 01:22:19,506 ****ing check mark. 1402 01:22:19,973 --> 01:22:23,243 Third of all, I met a new woman and she's excellent. 1403 01:22:23,309 --> 01:22:24,577 So how's this? 1404 01:22:26,246 --> 01:22:31,951 I know that I won, and you owe me a million dollars, 1405 01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:35,722 and I'm not leaving until you bring it to me. 1406 01:22:45,999 --> 01:22:48,635 Just gimme my goddamn money so I can get on with my life 1407 01:22:48,735 --> 01:22:50,270 for ****'s sake. 1408 01:23:03,483 --> 01:23:07,721 Congratulations. You survived 30 days. 1409 01:23:07,787 --> 01:23:12,292 - You are our first winner! - You won our game! 1410 01:23:12,359 --> 01:23:14,928 How does it feel to be a winner? 1411 01:23:16,596 --> 01:23:19,432 Pretty good. Pretty good. 1412 01:23:19,499 --> 01:23:20,767 Stoked for you, Tommy. 1413 01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:24,170 Thanks, man. You helped me a lot. All you guys did. 1414 01:23:24,637 --> 01:23:26,673 I mean, not you, Samurai. 1415 01:23:26,773 --> 01:23:29,809 I just met you. And you remember this guy. 1416 01:23:30,610 --> 01:23:33,580 You beat me, ya prick. 1417 01:23:34,581 --> 01:23:38,184 Even that was scary. 1418 01:23:38,251 --> 01:23:39,252 What is this? 1419 01:23:39,786 --> 01:23:42,822 This is Danish Kroner. It's the currency of Greenland. 1420 01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:46,393 Thank you. And I'm really glad you didn't kill me. 1421 01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:48,128 You're very welcome. 1422 01:23:48,228 --> 01:23:49,696 I think I learned from this game, 1423 01:23:49,796 --> 01:23:52,465 I'm ready to shake things up. Let's try new things. 1424 01:23:52,532 --> 01:23:53,666 Yeah. 1425 01:23:53,767 --> 01:23:58,571 I ****ing won! I won the game! 1426 01:23:59,839 --> 01:24:02,709 **** yeah! 1427 01:24:02,809 --> 01:24:08,415 Wow! What a ****ed-up game! 1428 01:24:17,290 --> 01:24:21,594 Was it dangerous? Uh, yeah, it actually really was. 1429 01:24:22,162 --> 01:24:24,564 Was it worth it? Hmm. 1430 01:24:25,932 --> 01:24:30,403 You bet your *** it was. 'Cause we're talking a million dollars. 1431 01:24:30,970 --> 01:24:32,500 And I won. 1432 01:24:33,406 --> 01:24:36,109 So I'd like to thank you guys for ****ing nothing, 1433 01:24:36,176 --> 01:24:38,411 because you didn't believe in me, 1434 01:24:38,545 --> 01:24:40,680 and you were wrong and I was right. 1435 01:24:40,747 --> 01:24:42,582 And you all have egg on your face. 1436 01:24:42,682 --> 01:24:44,317 So what do you have to say for yourselves? 1437 01:24:45,318 --> 01:24:49,255 I'm glad you fixed your tooth, 'cause it really looked terrible. 1438 01:24:49,322 --> 01:24:52,258 Comedically. - I preferred it before. So you won. 1439 01:24:52,759 --> 01:24:56,730 So does that, does that mean you're, you're a millionaire now, honey? 1440 01:24:57,330 --> 01:25:01,634 Uh, obviously with this game, there's always twists and turns 1441 01:25:01,735 --> 01:25:03,203 and it's happened with the currency. 1442 01:25:03,303 --> 01:25:04,471 What's the twist with the currency? 1443 01:25:04,471 --> 01:25:05,772 Yeah, how much- How much did you... 1444 01:25:05,772 --> 01:25:07,774 I wonder what the twist is with the currency. 1445 01:25:07,874 --> 01:25:09,442 Are you a millionaire or not? 1446 01:25:09,542 --> 01:25:10,577 - Yeah, so. Of course. 1447 01:25:11,144 --> 01:25:13,246 Yeah, so the way they're doing the payment on this one is uh, 1448 01:25:13,279 --> 01:25:17,917 it's four grand a month for, I think it's 250 months. 1449 01:25:18,284 --> 01:25:20,854 And it's in Greenlandic currency. So I don't know the conversion. 1450 01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:23,223 That's very interesting. Greenlandic currency. 1451 01:25:23,323 --> 01:25:25,325 I wonder where that terrible idea came from. 1452 01:25:25,425 --> 01:25:27,427 Not so bad! That's, like, 12 years. 1453 01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:29,596 Yeah. Okay well, that's it. I'm done. 1454 01:25:29,729 --> 01:25:31,731 Uh, Wayne Brady, big fan. 1455 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:32,799 - Yeah. - Aw, thank you. 1456 01:25:33,299 --> 01:25:34,801 Uh, you wanna grab lunch or something, or are you down? 1457 01:25:34,801 --> 01:25:36,803 - Yeah, yeah, no I'm down. - Great. Awesome. Yeah, cool. 1458 01:25:36,803 --> 01:25:38,872 Thank you. Alright, well good to see everybody. 1459 01:25:39,739 --> 01:25:42,750 It's just like a lot, you know what I mean? 1460 01:25:42,175 --> 01:25:43,910 Hey, thank you. 1461 01:25:44,770 --> 01:25:47,147 So, what are you gonna tell Maddy if she asks about the game? 1462 01:25:47,213 --> 01:25:48,782 I'm gonna tell her the truth. 1463 01:25:48,915 --> 01:25:51,951 The game's over. Time to move on. 1464 01:25:53,153 --> 01:25:56,623 Alright. Here goes nothing. Now or never. 1465 01:25:56,690 --> 01:25:58,358 Yeah, here goes nothing. 1466 01:25:59,926 --> 01:26:01,361 You want me to come with you? 1467 01:26:01,795 --> 01:26:04,631 No, no. I wanna do it on my own. But thanks. 1468 01:26:04,698 --> 01:26:06,433 I'll see you back at the apartment, though, all right? 1469 01:26:06,466 --> 01:26:07,767 Come on, hug it up. 1470 01:26:08,334 --> 01:26:10,537 Thanks. I'll see you back - at home, okay? - Yeah, I'll see you at home. 1471 01:26:10,537 --> 01:26:12,205 Alright. You're the best. 1472 01:26:32,726 --> 01:26:35,729 ♪ Now what I want is an easy movement ♪ 1473 01:26:36,963 --> 01:26:39,499 ♪ So kindly go gently with me ♪ 1474 01:27:03,456 --> 01:27:06,826 ♪ Now what I want is freedom of my legs ♪ 1475 01:27:07,930 --> 01:27:09,829 ♪ So kindly keep back a little ♪ 1476 01:27:14,534 --> 01:27:17,103 ♪ I don'’t like it when you'’re holding my hips ♪ 1477 01:27:17,170 --> 01:27:19,739 ♪ I want you to rock me like this ♪ 1478 01:27:19,839 --> 01:27:22,275 ♪ I don'’t like it when you're touching my breast ♪ 1479 01:27:22,342 --> 01:27:24,244 ♪ I'd like you to be at your best ♪ 1480 01:27:24,310 --> 01:27:26,746 ♪ Oh mister, please go easy ♪ 1481 01:27:26,846 --> 01:27:31,170 ♪ So mister, I say, go easy with me ♪ 1482 01:27:47,167 --> 01:27:49,769 ♪ It is true that the music is sweet ♪ 1483 01:27:49,869 --> 01:27:52,772 ♪ But kindly keep me released ♪ 1484 01:28:07,187 --> 01:28:10,560 ♪ Now what I see is that you'’re getting too hot ♪ 1485 01:28:10,156 --> 01:28:12,225 ♪ Sir please, suppress your feeling ♪ 1486 01:28:12,325 --> 01:28:14,794 ♪ I say mister, please suppress your ♪ 1487 01:28:15,950 --> 01:28:17,497 ♪ So mister, I say, suppress your ♪ 1488 01:28:22,802 --> 01:28:25,372 ♪ I don'’t like it when you're holding my hips ♪ 1489 01:28:25,472 --> 01:28:28,410 ♪ I want you to rock me like this ♪ 1490 01:28:28,108 --> 01:28:30,410 ♪ I don'’t like it when you're touching my breast ♪ 1491 01:28:30,510 --> 01:28:32,345 ♪ I'd like you to be at your best ♪ 1492 01:28:32,412 --> 01:28:35,480 ♪ Oh mister, please go easy ♪ 1493 01:28:35,115 --> 01:28:40,186 ♪ So mister, I say, go easy with me, alright! ♪ 1494 01:29:50,156 --> 01:29:51,291 ♪ Wake up in the morning 1495 01:29:51,391 --> 01:29:53,126 ♪ It's a quarter to three ♪ 1496 01:29:53,193 --> 01:29:54,894 ♪ I hit the street ♪ 1497 01:29:57,630 --> 01:29:59,320 ♪ Wake up in the morning 1498 01:29:59,132 --> 01:30:00,500 ♪ It's a quarter to three ♪ 1499 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:02,335 ♪ I hit the street ♪ 1500 01:30:04,738 --> 01:30:06,940 ♪ Now that my mind is racing 1501 01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:08,475 ♪ And rolling around ♪ 1502 01:30:08,575 --> 01:30:11,110 ♪ I can't sleep anymore ♪ 1503 01:30:12,612 --> 01:30:14,714 ♪ Now that my mind is racing 1504 01:30:14,781 --> 01:30:16,182 ♪ And rolling around ♪ 1505 01:30:16,282 --> 01:30:18,852 ♪ I can't sleep anymore ♪