1 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:26,893 Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball or am I thinking of somebody else? 2 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,196 Moe Greene got shot through the eyeball in The Godfather. 3 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,599 Yeah, I'm talking about in real life. 4 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:35,335 Somebody in real life got shot through the eyeball. 5 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,300 Who was that? 6 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:40,240 Well, no, Larry, many people in real life have got shot through the eyeball. 7 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:42,308 I'm just saying I think Dillinger was one of them. 8 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,770 That's really good aim. 9 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:47,547 - No, that ain't really good aim. - How is that not really good aim, Tommy? 10 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:50,116 That's 100 ******* cops shooting 1,000 bullets a minute. 11 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:53,530 One of them's bound to go through somebody's ******* eyeball. 12 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:58,625 Eyeball. Eyeball, eyeball, eyeball. 13 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,794 You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? 14 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:05,165 I stabbed a guy in his ear once, ice pick, right in his ******* ear. 15 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:08,802 Yeah, see, that'd be a different subject. That'd be ears. 16 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:13,106 - What's the matter with you, Tommy? - Nothing's the matter with me. 17 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:14,908 Are you nervous because we're killing a chick? 18 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:18,645 Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking. I got the chick-killing shakes. 19 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,594 The last thing the boss says to me, he says... 20 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:37,964 Tommy, the moment I first saw Angela's eyes, I knew it. 21 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:43,169 I knew it was love, I knew I was ******. And lo and behold, I was. 22 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,872 So, Tommy, the moment after you kill her, 23 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:50,543 please, shoot her ******* eyeballs out. Those were his exact words. 24 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,213 I got one exact word for that. 25 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,215 Overkill. 26 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,184 I got two exact words for that. Hear, hear. 27 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:03,560 I got three exact words for that. You're **** ******* straight. 28 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:08,228 In Cuba, the torturers used to have a device, two thin metal spikes, 29 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:11,640 placed here, that they adjusted, 30 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,869 and slowly, millimeter by millimeter, pricked into the eyeballs. 31 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:18,571 You're kidding me? Those Communist *************. 32 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:23,176 Well, no, Larry. These are the ones those Communist ************* kicked out. 33 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:24,711 What is it with you today, Tommy? 34 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:27,514 First it's should we or shouldn't we shoot this chick through the eyeballs, 35 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,549 and second, it's you've gone soft... 36 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,574 Hey, Martin, it's your agent calling again. 37 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,910 Just wondering when we're gonna see that new screenplay of yours. 38 00:02:57,430 --> 00:03:00,747 I'm not sure what the holdup is, but the old clock's ticking, buddy, 39 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,916 so give me a call, okay? 40 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,104 Hiya, Kaya. 41 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,839 Martin's writing today, Billy. 42 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:29,976 Should I just stand outside like a **** then? 43 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,615 You doing yoga? 44 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,450 - Was. - Can I watch? 45 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,387 What happened to you? 46 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:42,789 I got in a fight at my audition. 47 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,724 Who with this time? 48 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,494 - The director guy. - He broke his nose. 49 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,329 How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy, 50 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,650 if you break the director guy's nose before you even got the part? 51 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,199 I didn't mean to break his nose. 52 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,635 His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. 53 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:59,720 - I'm going to work. - Are you ****** at me for something, baby? 54 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,641 Why would I be ****** at you, Marty? 55 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,646 - Because you're a ****. - Billy! 56 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,718 I don't remember doing anything to **** her off. 57 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:12,852 Don't worry about it. 58 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,854 She's probably ****** at you not for anything specific, 59 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,230 more because she's a ******* *****. 60 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:21,161 She's not a ******* *****, Billy. She's just got issues. 61 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:24,640 Yeah, she's got issues. She's got being a ******* ***** issues. 62 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:28,268 When are you gonna get a girlfriend anyway? Why do I have to do all this **** on my own? 63 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,637 Maybe I've already got a girlfriend. 64 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:34,207 A girlfriend I can't tell you anything about in the interests of your own safety. 65 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,509 That just means you haven't got a girlfriend. 66 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:39,913 Proof be if need proof... Never mind. 67 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,482 Proof be if need be. 68 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,686 And how's everything in the dog-kidnapping business? 69 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:49,989 Dog borrowing business. I ain't talking about that **** neither. 70 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,891 Dog-borrowing business. 71 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,236 Big boy. 72 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,438 His name's Abel. 73 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,682 - Hi. Is this your dog? - Oh, my God! 74 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,286 - I have to pay you. - No, please. I can't. 75 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,855 - Take this. Thank you so much. - Are you serious? 76 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:03,596 Hey, hey. So where do you wanna go, Hans, now that we're back in the money? 77 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:08,134 - The cancer ward, Billy, if you don't mind. - One cancer ward coming right up. 78 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:19,479 Five hundred bucks, baby. A blonde lady with a big fat basset hound. 79 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:24,684 When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans? 80 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:29,856 I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years. Myra, where am I gonna get a job? 81 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,591 Government. 82 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,293 Government? 83 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,796 A job that ain't just stealing from folks? 84 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,232 Government? 85 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:43,470 Government. 86 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,474 Five hundred bucks for a dog. 87 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:53,213 Come on. I'm gonna put it here, and you can take it if you want. 88 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:11,197 So how's the Seven Psychopaths coming along, Marty? 89 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:12,999 Slow, slow. 90 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,235 I got the title. 91 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,380 Just haven't been able to come up with all the psychopaths yet. 92 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:19,673 - How many you got? - One. 93 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,543 And he ain't really much of a psychopath. He's more of a, kind of a Buddhist. 94 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:25,912 A Buddhist? 95 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,415 Yeah. See, I'm sick of all these stereotypical 96 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,584 Hollywood murderous scumbag-type psychopath movies. 97 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,521 I don't want it to be one more film about guys with guns in their hands. 98 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:38,892 I want it, overall, to be about love and peace. 99 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,361 But it still has to be about these seven psychopaths, 100 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,290 so this Buddhist psychopath, 101 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:46,320 he doesn't believe in violence. 102 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,736 I don't know what the **** he's gonna do in the movie. 103 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,973 Maybe he could karate chop somebody. 104 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,876 You know? 105 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:02,415 So what happens to the seven psychopaths at the end? 106 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,385 I don't know what happens to them at the start. 107 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:09,522 Yeah, it'll be all right. 108 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:13,626 Hey. **** in my pants, 109 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,763 I got a psychopath fool you can write about. 110 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,431 Did you see this thing in the paper the other day 111 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,467 about those two Mafia guys who got whacked? 112 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,300 How about this? 113 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,772 There's a serial killer going around, a major whacko. 114 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,108 However, he ain't like your usual limp-*** serial killer, 115 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,760 tie up a freckle-headed hitchhiker on a highway. 116 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,879 No, this guy, he's got a little bit more integrity. 117 00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:36,349 This serial killer will only kill mid-to high-ranking members 118 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,852 of the Italian-American organized crime syndicate. 119 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,921 Or the Yakuza. 120 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:48,294 - That's a great ******* psychopath, Billy. - Do you think? 121 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:52,432 A serial killer who will only kill 122 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:56,703 mid-to high-ranking members of the Italian organized crime syndicate. 123 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,472 Or the Yakuza. Yakuza. 124 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,275 I'll keep with the Mafia, saves doing Jap dialog. 125 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:03,443 Good idea. 126 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:07,714 That's a great ******* psychopath, Billy. Can I keep him? 127 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:11,117 You can if you let me help write the movie with you. 128 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:17,357 You can keep him, Marty, I'm just kidding you. 129 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,989 The daughter of a Quaker went missing. 130 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,300 And when she was discovered, the slit in her throat 131 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:00,533 turned out to be the least of the damage done to her. 132 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:03,636 Her killer, whose name shall not be noted, 133 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,873 could not bear the guilt and the horror, he said, 134 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,775 and a year to the day of her death, 135 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,444 he walked into a police station and gave himself up. 136 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,715 And though he asked for execution, the judge gave him life, 137 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:20,520 and the killer was sent off to Sing Sing to serve out his sentence. 138 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:26,159 Seventeen long years went by. 139 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,290 The killer found religion. 140 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,567 And was sincere about it. He had changed. 141 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:38,672 And if he had ever been a psychopath, he was not one anymore. 142 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,743 This story isn't about him. 143 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,888 Many more years went by 144 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,390 and the authorities finally realized that it wasn't a scam. 145 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:01,194 That he did truly mean it. That he had truly repented. 146 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,763 And they decided to set him free. 147 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,344 And he found himself a place to stay 148 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:22,749 and he determined to live a simple, joyous life in the years now left to him. 149 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:05,291 A simple, joyous life was not what was left to him. 150 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:21,241 This went on for 11 ******* years, till finally the killer went mad. 151 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,814 And one winter night, while recalling a Catholic tract he'd read, 152 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,785 which stated that the only people guaranteed a place in **** 153 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,487 were not murderers, were not rapists, 154 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,424 but were those who had died by their own hand. 155 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,594 The killer accepted such an idea as beautiful, 156 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:45,465 for he knew that at least in **** the Quaker would not be there. 157 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,642 So he cut his own throat open, 158 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,678 and the last thing that the killer ever saw 159 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,949 was the old man take out a cut-throat razor of his own, 160 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,885 put it to his throat, 161 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,189 and slice. 162 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,814 Where were you walking him, Sharice? 163 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,117 The La Brea Tar Pits. 164 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,850 Mr. Costello, please don't hurt me. 165 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,354 I promise, I didn't mean to lose Bonny. 166 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,990 I just turned around and he was gone. 167 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,727 If it was a genuine error, Sharice, 168 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,730 if it wasn't your fault and he just run off, 169 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,198 why did you run off, 170 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:56,436 have us **** away 12 hours just to find your fat ***? 171 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,706 You love your dog so much, Mr. Costello, 172 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,508 and you're such an angry-type person, 173 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:05,512 I didn't think you'd listen to anything I had to say about losing Bonny. 174 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,130 You'd just think it was my fault 175 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,916 and drag me back here and tie me up and kill me. 176 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,554 Well, yeah, that was a pretty good... 177 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,758 Yeah. 178 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:29,350 - You should get a new one, boss. - I know, but I like the handle, the blue. 179 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,720 I'm sorry about this, Sharice. What it is, I don't oil it. 180 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:36,910 Please, Mr. Costello, I always loved Bonny like he was my own child. 181 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,714 One, I do not want that image in my head. 182 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:45,719 Two, you shouldn't take advantage just because my gun got stuck by accident. 183 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,454 Because that's low. 184 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:53,626 There's been a bunch of dog disappearances down by the La Brea Tar Pits, I heard. 185 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:57,364 This Norwegian chick I was banging, she got her dog back. 186 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,832 Been missing a couple of days. 187 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,660 Gave the guy a big reward, 188 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,435 then she started to think there was something fishy about it. 189 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:03,870 She asked around. 190 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,672 Same thing happened to three people down there. 191 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:11,311 And, I'm sorry, Dennis, when were you gonna mention this? 192 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:15,648 I'd have mentioned it straight off if I hadn't been looking for fat-*** all night. 193 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:16,983 Dennis, 194 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,550 could you go make some inquiries? 195 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,358 Get my ******* dog back for me. 196 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,161 Sure, boss. 197 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,630 What about fatso? 198 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,636 She still lost my ******* dog, man. 199 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,682 Just kidding, Sharice. You can go. 200 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,758 You think I'm gonna see Wendy again when I go? 201 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,495 We'll both see her again, baby, but not anytime too soon. 202 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:09,690 You ever worry we was wrong all those years, 203 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,838 and there ain't no Heaven and there ain't no nothing? 204 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:16,576 Of course I worry, but God loves us. I know he does. 205 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,546 He's just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. 206 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,516 Sometimes I think God's gone crazy sometimes. 207 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,187 Stuff he does, stuff he don't do. 208 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,623 Well, he's had a lot to contend with in his time too, you know. 209 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,892 ******** killed his kid too. 210 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,627 Don't say ********, honey. 211 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,563 It's just a word, Myra. 212 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,660 It's just a word, you know. 213 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,871 ********. 214 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,995 You're gonna have a nice time tonight, Billy. Relax. 215 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,266 He's your best friend, ain't he? 216 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,805 Kaya ain't so bad. It ain't her fault she's a ******* *****. 217 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,760 Must be hard coming all the way here from Australia. 218 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,914 Or New Zealand. Or wherever the **** she came from. 219 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,950 Hey, I'm Billy. Billy Bickle. 220 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,387 What's your name? I didn't catch your name. 221 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,190 Hey. Come again? 222 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,794 Dimitri, I like that. Where you from? 223 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,833 Hey, happy birthday. 224 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,535 Hey, Bonny. 225 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,603 We'll get you back to your daddy in a day or two. 226 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,971 Don't be sad. 227 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:56,376 That's good. You're not sad. Oh, you're happy! 228 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,746 Paw. 229 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,917 No paw. That's okay too. 230 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,555 And the last thing that the killer ever saw 231 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,391 was the Quaker take out a cut-throat razor, 232 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,993 put it to his own throat, and slice. 233 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,733 What's up, Bickle? Don't you get it? 234 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,836 - I get it. - You don't look like you get it. 235 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,704 Maybe it ain't clear enough. 236 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,273 Maybe I should have had you write it with me. 237 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,744 Maybe you just drink too much, Marty. 238 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,913 What did you just say? 239 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,416 You're a dog kidnapper, Billy. 240 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,152 I'm taking advice on drinking from a dog kidnapper. 241 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,154 I ain't a dog kidnapper, Marty. 242 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,188 Stop it, Martin. 243 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,191 - Don't you ******* start. - Yeah, don't you ******* start. 244 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,394 - Don't talk to her like that! - You started it. 245 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,730 Shut up! 246 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,672 Kaya, that Quaker story, 247 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,410 I told Marty that story in a bar two months ago. 248 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,509 A friend of mine told that to me. 249 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,879 So there might be copyright issues, at the very least. 250 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,883 What are youse looking at? 251 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,685 I'm gonna go, okay? 252 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,589 Thanks for... It was a nice party. You look nice. 253 00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,549 What am I doing at your place, Billy? 254 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,918 Kaya threw you out. 255 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,888 What did Kaya throw me out for? 256 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,890 You don't remember? 257 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:57,931 For calling her a ******* ***** in front of all of her friends. 258 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,534 I'd never do that. 259 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,504 At least not to her face. 260 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:11,344 Well, call her up and see. 261 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,350 Hello? 262 00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:38,638 Honey, listen, I can't exactly remember what happened last night. 263 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,807 Do the words, my girlfriend's a ******* *****, 264 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,509 mean anything to you? 265 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:49,150 Poodles always look like they've been crying. 266 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,153 Maybe they've just got dumped by their girlfriend 267 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,790 because they've got a drinking problem too. 268 00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,393 I don't have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. 269 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,995 Of course you do, Marty. 270 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:03,596 One, you're a writer. 271 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,331 Two, you're from Ireland. 272 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,634 It's part of your heritage. You're ******! 273 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,536 **** off now, Billy! Seriously, just **** off now! 274 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,838 I'm not in the ******* mood! 275 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,674 You were ****** from birth. 276 00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:18,678 Spanish have got bullfighting. The French got cheese. 277 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:21,448 And the Irish have got alcoholism. 278 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,850 And what have the Americans got? 279 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,189 Tolerance. 280 00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:39,320 Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you? 281 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:40,867 No, no, no. 282 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,877 Shoot, did I leave any water in Bonny's bowl? 283 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,713 I'd better go home and do that, and while I do, 284 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,249 there's something I put in the LA Weekly that you should maybe read. 285 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,285 'Cause it's possible in the short term that you might be slightly mad at me. 286 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,880 - What are you talking about? - Page 163. 287 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,130 Calling all psychopaths! 288 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,865 Are you mental or deranged? 289 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,234 Maybe you've recently been hospitalized, 290 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,835 but are now okay. 291 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,371 Or maybe the world just doesn't understand you. 292 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,773 Yeah, right! 293 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,410 Well, I'm writing a screenplay with my friend called the Seven Psychopaths, 294 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:27,914 and if your story is crazy or quirky enough, we might use it for our movie. 295 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,717 So please call Billy Bickle at 310-555-01... 296 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,487 ******* ******* dog-******. 297 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:37,230 Really? That's nice. 298 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,992 - No, no, thank you. - Are you sure? 299 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,127 - Please, really. - Thank you. 300 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,649 All right, old man, get in the car. Get in the car. Come on. 301 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,751 - What? - What? Get in the car, man. 302 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:07,487 Don't make me repeat myself, dog ******. 303 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,592 Where do you keep the dogs? 304 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,294 What dogs? 305 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,531 - To repeat, where do you keep the dogs? - 1228 Bayside. 306 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,334 Who are you? 307 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:25,305 - I'm Billy's friend. - Well, just keep out of our way, Billy's friend. 308 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,473 Al, check the cages. 309 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,278 - He ain't here! - Where is he, old man? 310 00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:34,347 Little shih tzu, name of Bonny. 311 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:37,450 Shih tzu? We ain't never had a shih tzu in here. 312 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,870 You don't listen too good the first time, do you, old man? 313 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,890 Tell me where Bonny is, or else this guy gets it! 314 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,893 I don't even know this guy. What the **** do I care? 315 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,928 I know where the shih tzu is. I know where the shih tzu is. 316 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:49,996 Where is he? 317 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:53,833 Kid, I don't know who you are or why you're here, 318 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:57,370 and I don't know if you do know where this shih tzu is 319 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,838 or if you don't know where this shih tzu is, 320 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:02,475 but either way have some pride in yourself. 321 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,345 Have some faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord, 322 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:08,548 and don't tell these scum-******* ************* nothing. 323 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,518 Don't! Don't, I'll tell you! I'll tell you! 324 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,372 Billy! Billy! Billy. 325 00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:35,308 - Holy ****! What the **** happened? - Some punks jumped us. 326 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:39,512 Said they were looking for a little shih tzu. Then some other punk killed those punks. 327 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:42,248 I've only been gone 10 ******* minutes. Marty, are you okay? 328 00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:45,510 - You looked ******. - I just didn't need this today. 329 00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:48,455 He's okay. It's their blood. It's his puke. 330 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:49,989 You wanna go to the bathroom, 331 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,926 clean some of the blood and the puke off you? 332 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,564 Marty's my writer friend I was telling you about. 333 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,532 I could smell the booze. 334 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:04,838 Where did you get this little shih tzu, Billy? 335 00:25:05,372 --> 00:25:08,775 I got her off some fat black chick down at The Elephants. 336 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:12,312 You think she's the one that they're after? 337 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,448 I think there's a strong possibility, Billy. 338 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:19,586 So are we gonna give him his dog back? 339 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:23,423 That ****'s forfeited all right to having a nice dog like this. 340 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:24,924 Miss? 341 00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:28,395 Well, what are we gonna do? 342 00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:32,532 I think we should try and find this Jack O' Diamonds guy 343 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:35,680 and get him to join forces with us. 344 00:25:35,168 --> 00:25:38,571 And then we could take on all the bad guys, like maybe in the desert. 345 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,375 And what do you think we should do in real life? 346 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:45,445 Well, we could sober up, Marty. How's that grab you? 347 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,950 - I think we should go to the cops. - **** the cops! **** them! 348 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:52,986 - **** them. - All right. Jesus Christ. 349 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,988 There are some nice cops, aren't there? 350 00:25:55,488 --> 00:25:56,556 He's from Ireland. 351 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:57,891 I'm gonna head to the hospital. 352 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,927 I said I'd be with Myra when her results come in. 353 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,529 No ******* cops. 354 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,467 No cops. 355 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,400 - Who's Myra? - His wife. 356 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:16,900 She's just had surgery for cancer. And you think you've got problems. 357 00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:20,347 He ain't here, and now we don't know 358 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,350 where this guy is or what the **** he looks like. 359 00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:26,286 Yeah, can we get Dennis to a hospital now, Charlie? 360 00:26:26,353 --> 00:26:28,254 Yeah, let's get him to a hospital. 361 00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:30,623 And let's get on to the ASPCA 362 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:33,626 and have 'em take care of these poor ********. 363 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:36,629 Maybe we should go to the hospital with him, Charlie. 364 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:39,132 You know I don't like hospitals. 365 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:41,835 Yeah, but it's where the guy's wife is. 366 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,911 You know, Marty, the way you're feeling today, 367 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,546 all depressed and alcoholic and ****? 368 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,160 You know what you should do? Put it into your writing, man. 369 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:57,517 Use it. Mad idea? 370 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:58,985 Thanks, Billy, that's what I'll do. 371 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,870 I'll put the way I'm feeling today into my writing. 372 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,560 And then I'll go blow my ******* brains out. 373 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:04,900 Come on, man. 374 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:07,927 You know your writing helps alleviate your suicidal self-loathing and ****. 375 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,730 I don't have suicidal self-loathing and ****. 376 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,165 Yeah, right. Hey, who's this chump? 377 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:20,907 Hey, are you waiting for somebody, old guy? 378 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:23,510 Are you Billy Bickle? 379 00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:25,612 No. 380 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,881 Well, my name is Zachariah Rigby. 381 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:32,786 I left a message on Billy's telephone in answer to the advertisement. 382 00:27:32,886 --> 00:27:33,787 For ****'s sake! 383 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:34,988 Well, I tell you, Zachariah. 384 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,390 If you sounded like a nut, I probably just deleted you. 385 00:27:38,191 --> 00:27:40,427 I don't think I sounded like a nut. 386 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:44,664 Were you screaming about eating my heart off a tray and then shitting on it? 387 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:47,670 No. No, I wouldn't do that. 388 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,972 Okay, you seem normal. Come on in. 389 00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:56,276 We gotta get this dog off the street because it's kidnapped from a maniac. 390 00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:57,510 Dandy. 391 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:08,455 Testing, one-two. Testing. Okay. 392 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:12,920 Zach, unfortunately I gotta go play tennis with my girlfriend now, 393 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:13,593 but it's Marty who'll be doing the writing anyway. 394 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,195 You ain't leaving me with this nut, Billy. 395 00:28:15,295 --> 00:28:17,330 And you ain't got a girlfriend. He ain't got a girlfriend. 396 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,398 Tennis? 397 00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:21,334 But it's voice-activated, so just start telling your kooky stuff, Zach, 398 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,503 and see you guys soon, okay? 399 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,144 - Zach? - Yeah. 400 00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:35,281 All right, listen. Why don't you just tell me whatever you wanna tell me, 401 00:28:35,315 --> 00:28:37,751 and I'll go make us a coffee. How about that? 402 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:40,487 Tea. 403 00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:42,188 Tea? Why not? 404 00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:48,728 Well, I guess 405 00:28:50,864 --> 00:28:52,932 it all began back when I was 17. 406 00:28:53,133 --> 00:28:54,334 I... 407 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,380 The distant mists of time. 408 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:05,111 I was a little wet behind the ears back then. I don't mind admitting it. 409 00:29:05,612 --> 00:29:10,984 I was burglarizing the house of this judge down in Delacroix. 410 00:29:12,552 --> 00:29:14,988 Let me tell you something, don't never burglarize 411 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,891 the house of no judge down in Delacroix. 412 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:21,227 Because when I went down into his basement, 413 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,864 you know what I found down there? 414 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:28,568 I found the corpses of two negro girls down there. 415 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:32,238 And then I found a half-alive 'nother negro girl 416 00:29:32,672 --> 00:29:34,774 chained right along with them. 417 00:29:37,811 --> 00:29:39,450 Well, 418 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:44,184 the girl's name was Maggie. 419 00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:49,289 She told me all about the judge 420 00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:52,920 and she told me what a terrible man he was, 421 00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:56,730 and I think I fell in love with Maggie right then and there. 422 00:29:58,365 --> 00:30:01,670 And I think she did a little with me too. 423 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:04,971 Then the judge came home. 424 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,909 Yeah, and he was awful angry. 425 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:14,247 We just didn't know what to do. 426 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:15,315 And what did you do? 427 00:30:15,415 --> 00:30:19,786 Well, we hung him from his neck until he was dead, 428 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:26,226 and that's when Maggie and me got this idea, see? 429 00:30:27,694 --> 00:30:28,795 What idea? 430 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:32,650 Well, the idea that we'd go around the country killing people 431 00:30:32,132 --> 00:30:34,868 who go around the country killing people. 432 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:38,371 Like serial killer killing. 433 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,775 I guess that's what you'd call it nowadays. 434 00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:33,393 Get in the house. 435 00:31:33,526 --> 00:31:34,994 Get in the house! 436 00:31:51,644 --> 00:31:52,812 Maggie! 437 00:32:58,945 --> 00:33:02,115 1975 it was, she burned that hippie. 438 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:09,122 I've been looking for her ever since. 439 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:17,163 There is something I'd like you to do for me, Martin. 440 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:20,166 When you use my story in your movie, 441 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:25,105 I'd like you to put a little message up there at the end. 442 00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:28,475 I want you to tell her that I miss her. 443 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,110 And I love her. 444 00:33:31,911 --> 00:33:34,848 And I should have helped her kill that hippie. 445 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:37,751 And I'm sorry. 446 00:33:38,752 --> 00:33:40,860 And to call. 447 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:44,324 You think you could do that for me, Martin? 448 00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:46,559 I'd be glad to, Zach. 449 00:33:46,826 --> 00:33:48,280 Promise? 450 00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:50,597 I promise on my life. 451 00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:56,803 That's a big promise. 452 00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:42,749 - Can I help you? - Yeah. 453 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:46,986 I'm looking for a Polish lady. 454 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:50,824 A Mrs. Kieslowski. 455 00:34:52,992 --> 00:34:54,994 She's having an operation. 456 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,669 How long's that gonna take? 457 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:05,500 I don't know. 458 00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:13,279 What do you want Mrs. Kieslowski for? 459 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:17,951 Her husband's got something belongs to me. 460 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:26,593 You gonna shoot her? 461 00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:28,728 No. No, shoot her? 462 00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:33,800 No, no, I'm just gonna scare her so she tells me 463 00:35:34,768 --> 00:35:39,272 where her husband's at and where my dog's at. 464 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,144 And what if she don't know? 465 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:46,513 Well, then I'm gonna get mad. 466 00:35:55,555 --> 00:35:57,524 Can I go use the bathroom? 467 00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:03,229 I think you'd better wait around here for a while. 468 00:36:03,363 --> 00:36:06,566 Maybe do it in a pan or something. 469 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:08,802 I can wait. 470 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:11,237 I don't use no pans. 471 00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:14,240 Suit yourself. 472 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,566 What's your dog's name? 473 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,801 Bonny. 474 00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:44,400 That's a nice name. 475 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:50,744 I'm sure Mr. Kieslowski will take good care of your dog 476 00:36:50,844 --> 00:36:52,879 and get it back to you safe. 477 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:57,717 He always seems like a sweet man when he comes in. 478 00:37:06,626 --> 00:37:08,294 He come visit her a lot? 479 00:37:09,596 --> 00:37:10,830 Every day. 480 00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:14,267 What kind of times every day? 481 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:18,838 Different times, you know. 482 00:37:19,172 --> 00:37:22,275 And not every day. He misses a day now and then. 483 00:37:24,511 --> 00:37:25,745 Oh, yeah? 484 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,128 He been in today? 485 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:44,664 Yeah. 486 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,837 He came in earlier this morning, about 10:00 or so. 487 00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:58,440 So the Polack married a ******? 488 00:38:03,249 --> 00:38:04,317 Yeah. 489 00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:08,355 The Polack married a ******. 490 00:38:12,359 --> 00:38:13,960 Where is he now? 491 00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:15,395 I don't know. 492 00:38:18,565 --> 00:38:19,799 Where's my dog? 493 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,104 You figure it out, dumb-***. 494 00:38:30,243 --> 00:38:32,145 Goodbye, Mrs. Kieslowski. 495 00:38:33,847 --> 00:38:35,281 Goodbye, Hans. 496 00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:49,429 - We should get out of here. - I ain't leaving. 497 00:38:49,562 --> 00:38:54,340 I'm gonna wait down there till that dog-thief ************ comes in screaming. 498 00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:02,836 You looking at something? 499 00:40:05,271 --> 00:40:07,374 No. Nothing at all. 500 00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:12,812 Are you hurt? 501 00:40:14,681 --> 00:40:15,882 A little. 502 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,124 What's that? 503 00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:27,827 A cravat. 504 00:40:31,998 --> 00:40:33,867 It's nice. It's very... 505 00:40:35,402 --> 00:40:37,370 of a bygone era. 506 00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:46,713 You have it. 507 00:40:47,881 --> 00:40:49,349 No, really. 508 00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:50,917 Please. 509 00:40:51,685 --> 00:40:53,553 I want you to have it. 510 00:40:54,554 --> 00:40:55,555 Have it. 511 00:40:58,391 --> 00:41:00,527 I don't want your cravat, man. 512 00:41:20,447 --> 00:41:23,149 Three weeks I haven't seen you, and that's the way you talk to me? 513 00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:24,884 I've been busy, baby. 514 00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:27,954 I've been busy trying to help you out, if you must know. 515 00:41:27,987 --> 00:41:29,589 What are you talking about? 516 00:41:29,656 --> 00:41:33,560 Well, you know you said your ******* boyfriend loves his dog 517 00:41:34,294 --> 00:41:36,296 more than anything in the world, right? 518 00:41:38,665 --> 00:41:40,800 - You haven't? - I have! 519 00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:42,635 Billy! Billy, you've gotta give it back. 520 00:41:42,736 --> 00:41:45,438 Give it back? I ain't gonna give back ****, let alone my shih tzu. 521 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:48,274 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 522 00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:51,945 - Give it back. It's kidnapped. - Oh, my God! 523 00:41:53,113 --> 00:41:56,616 It's a kidnapped dog. You don't just give back a kidnapped dog. 524 00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,651 Defeats the entire object of the kidnapping. 525 00:41:59,319 --> 00:42:01,254 They didn't just give Patty Hearst back, did they? 526 00:42:01,321 --> 00:42:03,623 No, this dog is my Patty Hearst. 527 00:42:03,723 --> 00:42:05,959 Except I ain't gonna keep it in a closet and make it rob a bank. 528 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:09,396 No, I'm gonna hold on to it until your ******* boyfriend 529 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,465 starts behaving like a decent human being and gives me a bunch of money. 530 00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:13,833 The guy's a psychopath, Billy! 531 00:42:13,933 --> 00:42:15,668 Well, did you ever ask yourself 532 00:42:15,835 --> 00:42:18,471 what you're doing screwing a psychopath in the first place? 533 00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:21,410 Screwing two psychopaths is what the question is. 534 00:42:21,307 --> 00:42:24,210 What? Who's the second? Who, me? 535 00:42:25,812 --> 00:42:27,681 I'm gonna call him, clear this entire thing up. 536 00:42:27,747 --> 00:42:29,949 No, you ain't either. ****. 537 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,785 - Hello? - Charlie? 538 00:42:31,918 --> 00:42:33,720 - Hi, Hans. Angela? - Charlie... 539 00:42:33,787 --> 00:42:35,789 - How are you? - We were a little worried, 540 00:42:35,855 --> 00:42:37,357 you were late home is all. 541 00:42:37,490 --> 00:42:40,527 Yeah, I know. I just got held up at the library. 542 00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:43,229 Hey, did Myra get her results back? 543 00:42:43,329 --> 00:42:45,999 The results came in. She got the all-clear. 544 00:42:46,132 --> 00:42:47,834 Oh, my God, Hans, 545 00:42:47,934 --> 00:42:49,536 I'm so happy for you. 546 00:42:49,669 --> 00:42:52,672 Well, no, that gangster guy whose dog we got, 547 00:42:52,772 --> 00:42:55,800 he come down and he killed her. 548 00:42:56,676 --> 00:42:58,110 He what? 549 00:42:59,512 --> 00:43:03,160 I guess he must have found out the connection somehow. 550 00:43:03,717 --> 00:43:06,686 He came down, he shot her in the head in the hospital there, 551 00:43:06,786 --> 00:43:10,230 so she's dead now, unfortunately. 552 00:43:14,394 --> 00:43:16,429 I'll be home in 20 minutes. 553 00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:23,603 Charlie, I know, I know we've been going through some tough times, 554 00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:26,673 but it's all gonna work out fine, I promise you. 555 00:43:42,889 --> 00:43:46,993 Hi. Can you send an ambulance to 2618 Mountain Drive? 556 00:43:50,830 --> 00:43:53,660 Gunshot wound to the stomach. 557 00:44:01,675 --> 00:44:04,611 So don't say I never do nothing for you. Okay? 558 00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:45,518 Monday the 14th. 559 00:44:45,785 --> 00:44:49,556 Sat watching the shadow of the neighbor's flagpole across my lawn again 560 00:44:49,656 --> 00:44:52,492 from 7:00 in the morning to 7:00 in the evening. 561 00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:55,328 That's 11 hours. 562 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:59,232 They've got a right to fly a flag, don't they? 563 00:44:59,332 --> 00:45:03,870 Note to self, do not set fire to the neighbor's flag. 564 00:45:16,516 --> 00:45:19,586 Work out more ways of being a better friend to people. 565 00:45:19,686 --> 00:45:21,855 Kaya, for instance. She is the girl Marty loves. 566 00:45:21,988 --> 00:45:24,691 Deep down, she is possibly not a ****. 567 00:45:25,692 --> 00:45:30,363 Marty. Do everything to keep his mind on track about the Seven Psychopaths. 568 00:45:31,331 --> 00:45:35,168 He is the best writer of his generation, but he needs to stay focused. 569 00:45:37,504 --> 00:45:41,740 But do not bother him anymore about writing his screenplay with him. 570 00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:44,310 If he wants your help, he will ask for it. 571 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:52,952 Hey, hey. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 572 00:45:54,387 --> 00:45:55,455 Hans! 573 00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:14,708 First thing you gotta do, Charlie, you gotta pull yourself together. 574 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:17,544 I gotta pull myself together, I know. 575 00:46:19,412 --> 00:46:22,749 I have no idea where my dog is now. 576 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:25,518 Right, second thing, we simply speak to Angela, 577 00:46:26,353 --> 00:46:29,122 see what else she knows about this guy, where he might have got to. 578 00:46:30,357 --> 00:46:32,225 What if she don't know much more? 579 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,762 All right, then we bide our time, 580 00:46:36,930 --> 00:46:38,765 wait until they get in touch with us. 581 00:46:39,532 --> 00:46:42,235 Bonny ain't gonna be no value to them dead. 582 00:46:42,335 --> 00:46:45,705 Don't say Bonny and dead in the same thing, Paulo, please. 583 00:46:45,805 --> 00:46:47,640 I'm finding it hard enough to cope. 584 00:46:47,707 --> 00:46:49,843 You're not pulling yourself together, are you? 585 00:46:49,909 --> 00:46:51,277 I am, I am. 586 00:46:53,546 --> 00:46:55,615 My dog's gonna end up killed. 587 00:46:59,285 --> 00:47:00,954 There's something else, Charlie. 588 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:06,393 The guy's got about a hundred packs of playing cards, 589 00:47:07,927 --> 00:47:10,463 and all the Jacks of Diamonds are gone. 590 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,336 The guy's a ******* psychopath. 591 00:47:20,473 --> 00:47:21,875 He's so calm. 592 00:47:23,176 --> 00:47:27,147 Man, if I'd just had my wife murdered, I think I'd be... 593 00:47:27,313 --> 00:47:28,815 - Angry. - Yeah. 594 00:47:29,516 --> 00:47:32,752 That's Hans, man. He's a proper Christian. 595 00:47:33,553 --> 00:47:36,589 You know, proper old-time Christian. Not like these Fox News fucks. 596 00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:41,795 I feel bad, man. I kind of feel like all this was my fault. 597 00:47:41,828 --> 00:47:43,763 I kidnapped the guy's dog and all. 598 00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:47,834 Come on, Billy. How could you have known it was that psycho's dog? 599 00:47:54,507 --> 00:47:56,743 Do you wanna help me write Seven Psychopaths, Billy? 600 00:47:59,279 --> 00:48:00,613 Are you being serious? 601 00:48:01,881 --> 00:48:07,721 I thought I could bounce some ideas off you, you could tinker with some stuff. 602 00:48:08,455 --> 00:48:09,989 I would love that, Marty. 603 00:48:11,491 --> 00:48:13,159 I would really love that. 604 00:48:14,594 --> 00:48:17,330 I think I'm gonna quit drinking till the movie's done. 605 00:48:18,631 --> 00:48:20,834 That, right there, is a deal, man. 606 00:48:22,535 --> 00:48:24,671 It's not a deal, no. 607 00:48:24,804 --> 00:48:27,700 I'm just gonna stop drinking for a while. There's no deal involved. 608 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:29,900 That, right there, is 609 00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:32,112 not a deal. Equally cool. 610 00:48:37,350 --> 00:48:38,952 But if we go there, we're gonna get lost. 611 00:48:40,787 --> 00:48:42,550 You don't drink, Hans, no? 612 00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:45,358 I take peyote, sometimes. 613 00:48:45,492 --> 00:48:48,595 Billy has some peyote I might take later. 614 00:48:58,380 --> 00:48:59,706 I'm sorry about your wife, Hans. 615 00:49:03,109 --> 00:49:04,878 But I guess she's in Heaven now. 616 00:49:06,746 --> 00:49:08,281 You believe in Heaven? 617 00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:12,252 I'm not sure what I believe, you know. 618 00:49:12,318 --> 00:49:16,456 I put a lot of Heaven and **** stuff in my stories, but I'm not sure what I believe. 619 00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:22,696 Why don't you tell me one of your Heaven and **** stories, Martin? 620 00:49:23,596 --> 00:49:26,399 Billy said he didn't think you'd like it much. 621 00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,934 I like stories. 622 00:49:29,936 --> 00:49:30,970 Okay. 623 00:49:33,707 --> 00:49:35,608 This one is kind of a Heaven and **** story. 624 00:49:37,444 --> 00:49:40,914 It's more of a **** story. It's all about this Quaker psychopath. 625 00:49:41,915 --> 00:49:44,517 Out in the fields, one day, he comes upon his daughter. 626 00:49:45,552 --> 00:49:47,320 She's been murdered brutally. 627 00:49:51,424 --> 00:49:56,129 The only ones guaranteed to go to **** are those who die by their own hand. 628 00:49:56,196 --> 00:49:57,797 - Stop! - So he took out a... 629 00:49:57,864 --> 00:50:00,330 - Stop! Stop, stop, stop. - Cut-throat... 630 00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:01,234 - What? - Yeah, what? 631 00:50:01,534 --> 00:50:05,605 I just... I don't think that's a very nice story. 632 00:50:06,272 --> 00:50:08,375 I wanna know what happens at the end. 633 00:50:09,576 --> 00:50:10,744 Well... 634 00:50:11,770 --> 00:50:12,278 So... 635 00:50:13,346 --> 00:50:16,820 The killer took out a cut-throat razor and as he 636 00:50:16,783 --> 00:50:21,488 cut his throat open, he whispered, now are you happy, old man? 637 00:50:21,554 --> 00:50:23,590 - And the last thing that... - The killer ever saw... 638 00:50:23,957 --> 00:50:27,694 That the killer ever saw, yes, was the old man take out a razor of his own, 639 00:50:28,995 --> 00:50:30,597 put it to his throat and... 640 00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:35,335 And slice. 641 00:50:44,744 --> 00:50:46,146 That's a very good story. 642 00:50:47,414 --> 00:50:50,684 Did you make that up all by yourself? 643 00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:03,663 Some of the details aren't exactly right, of course. 644 00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:08,340 I wouldn't necessarily call myself a psychopath, you know, 645 00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:10,360 and I didn't go to **** obviously. 646 00:51:10,670 --> 00:51:13,373 I don't know if he did. Yet. 647 00:51:16,943 --> 00:51:20,113 Our beautiful daughter was black. I don't think you mentioned that. 648 00:51:21,810 --> 00:51:24,184 And I was not on my own the whole time, following him. 649 00:51:24,317 --> 00:51:26,986 You know, you can't do that kind of work all on your own. 650 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:34,194 But looking back on what's been wasted... 651 00:51:35,495 --> 00:51:37,764 At the time, I thought it had to be done. 652 00:51:38,832 --> 00:51:40,266 I'm not so sure anymore. 653 00:51:41,334 --> 00:51:43,703 Course it had to be done. He killed your kid. 654 00:51:43,803 --> 00:51:46,172 You had to **** him over by any means necessary. 655 00:51:46,439 --> 00:51:48,740 Well, as Gandhi said... 656 00:51:48,174 --> 00:51:51,244 Oh, you two. If it ain't Gandhi, it's Jesus Christ. 657 00:51:51,311 --> 00:51:53,747 An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. 658 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,348 I believe that wholeheartedly. 659 00:52:04,991 --> 00:52:09,229 No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. 660 00:52:09,295 --> 00:52:12,320 How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye 661 00:52:12,650 --> 00:52:15,435 of the last guy left who's still got one eye? 662 00:52:15,535 --> 00:52:19,873 All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. 663 00:52:20,507 --> 00:52:21,908 Gandhi was wrong. 664 00:52:22,442 --> 00:52:25,612 It's just that nobody's got the ***** to come right out and say it. 665 00:52:26,746 --> 00:52:29,883 Hans, I'm trying to write something about the kinds of things you're talking about. 666 00:52:30,684 --> 00:52:34,521 Yeah. Would you like to help write it with me? 667 00:52:34,721 --> 00:52:38,240 - You said I could help write it with you. - Yeah, we can all help write it with me. 668 00:52:38,892 --> 00:52:42,162 He doesn't even wanna help write it with you. His wife just died. 669 00:52:42,228 --> 00:52:44,964 I don't mind helping, as long as it isn't gonna be too violent. 670 00:52:45,131 --> 00:52:47,534 - Of course it's gonna be too violent. - That's the whole point. 671 00:52:47,634 --> 00:52:50,637 I told you 20 times, Billy, I don't want it to be violent. 672 00:52:51,404 --> 00:52:55,750 - I want it to be life-affirming. - Life-affirming? Schmife-affirming! 673 00:52:55,108 --> 00:52:57,711 - It's about seven ******* psychopaths! - Hey! 674 00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:01,648 No, you know what I think the movie should be? 675 00:53:03,516 --> 00:53:07,921 The first half should be a perfect setup for an out-and-out revenge flick. 676 00:53:07,954 --> 00:53:11,910 - Yeah. - Violence. Guns. 677 00:53:11,391 --> 00:53:13,426 All the usual ********. And then... 678 00:53:15,195 --> 00:53:16,663 I don't know, man, it's... 679 00:53:16,796 --> 00:53:19,466 The lead characters should just walk away. 680 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,703 They should just drive off into the desert and pitch a tent somewhere 681 00:53:24,304 --> 00:53:26,906 and just talk for the rest of 682 00:53:28,675 --> 00:53:32,479 the frigging movie. No shoot-outs, no payoffs. 683 00:53:32,612 --> 00:53:35,415 Just human beings talking. 684 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,917 What, are we making French movies now? 685 00:53:37,984 --> 00:53:40,920 That sounds like the stupidest ending. No shoot-outs? 686 00:53:41,354 --> 00:53:45,492 That sounds like the stupidest ending to a movie I've ever *******... 687 00:53:45,558 --> 00:53:47,160 No shoot-outs? 688 00:53:51,197 --> 00:53:53,199 - No? - No! 689 00:54:04,277 --> 00:54:07,614 Now if we were gonna have a shoot-out, that'd be the perfect place. 690 00:54:07,714 --> 00:54:09,149 I know we're not gonna have a shoot-out. 691 00:54:09,215 --> 00:54:11,510 I'm just saying if we were gonna have a shoot-out. 692 00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:13,887 Jesus. Gandhi. Joseph. 693 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:45,352 Hey, ho. 694 00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:51,240 Martin, I've been reading your movie. 695 00:54:53,393 --> 00:54:56,796 - What do you think? - Your women characters are awful. 696 00:54:58,264 --> 00:55:01,670 None of them have anything to say for themselves. 697 00:55:01,134 --> 00:55:04,838 And most of them get either shot or stabbed to death within five minutes. 698 00:55:04,904 --> 00:55:07,507 And the ones that don't probably will later on. 699 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:10,143 Well... 700 00:55:11,344 --> 00:55:13,680 It's a hard world for women. You know? 701 00:55:14,514 --> 00:55:18,385 - And I guess that's what I'm trying to say. - Yeah, it's a hard world for women, 702 00:55:18,451 --> 00:55:20,987 but most of the ones I know can string a sentence together. 703 00:55:24,758 --> 00:55:26,393 Didn't you like anything in it? 704 00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:28,995 - You know who I'm intrigued by? - Who's that? 705 00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:32,866 This Vietnamese guy with the hooker. Is it like a dream sequence? 706 00:55:32,966 --> 00:55:35,100 No. The Vietnamese guy... 707 00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:38,838 I just know his story ain't gonna end in nothing 708 00:55:39,806 --> 00:55:41,908 but carnage and horror and... 709 00:55:43,476 --> 00:55:44,711 So I didn't even wanna write it. 710 00:55:45,945 --> 00:55:47,800 He's not even a priest. 711 00:55:47,113 --> 00:55:50,717 I just like the image of a Vietnamese guy in a priest's outfit with a snub-nosed .44. 712 00:55:52,252 --> 00:55:54,387 Anyway, his story is... 713 00:55:54,721 --> 00:55:57,157 He was in the Vietcong for many years. 714 00:55:57,223 --> 00:56:00,960 A brilliant warrior but a sicko. A psycho. 715 00:56:04,197 --> 00:56:07,400 And when the war was ended, he returned to his little farming village 716 00:56:07,467 --> 00:56:10,804 with all intentions of living a peaceful life with his wife and daughters. 717 00:56:10,870 --> 00:56:13,640 But the little farming village he came from was called 718 00:56:13,707 --> 00:56:14,774 My Lai. 719 00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:23,283 And his wife wasn't there anymore. And his daughters weren't there anymore. 720 00:56:27,153 --> 00:56:29,789 And he ventured to the USA to track down 721 00:56:29,856 --> 00:56:31,291 all the members of Charlie Company 722 00:56:31,358 --> 00:56:33,993 who ***** and butchered his whole entire family. 723 00:56:36,563 --> 00:56:38,431 You see where I'm going with this, right? 724 00:56:40,166 --> 00:56:43,603 Well, he'd already slaughtered six of them by the time he got to Phoenix, 725 00:56:43,670 --> 00:56:45,372 where some kind of convention was about to be held 726 00:56:45,438 --> 00:56:47,574 on the rights and wrongs of the Vietnam War. 727 00:56:47,674 --> 00:56:50,343 And he's got a big bomb with him that he's gonna strap to a hooker 728 00:56:50,343 --> 00:56:52,112 So this is the night that we meet him, and the hooker's there in her panties. 729 00:56:52,212 --> 00:56:55,915 And, like I said, there's no way that story's ending but grimly. 730 00:56:56,516 --> 00:56:59,185 That's a great ******* psychopath, Marty. 731 00:57:00,387 --> 00:57:04,924 Yeah. But it's not what I wanna really be writing about anymore. 732 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,632 New idea. How about we change the title from the Seven Psychopaths 733 00:57:12,732 --> 00:57:16,690 to the Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled And Have Overcome All This Spazzy **** 734 00:57:16,236 --> 00:57:18,672 And Are Really Nice To Everybody And Two Of 'Em Are Black? 735 00:57:18,705 --> 00:57:20,106 How about that? 736 00:57:51,805 --> 00:57:54,107 I'm out here in the wilderness 737 00:57:55,508 --> 00:57:57,544 trying to think about some ideas. 738 00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:03,383 Anyway, the way I picture your screenplay, 739 00:58:03,483 --> 00:58:07,554 especially with this Vietnamese guy who, of course, I'm fascinated by. 740 00:58:12,325 --> 00:58:14,270 Pressure. Pressure. 741 00:58:16,129 --> 00:58:17,597 I'm a little nervous. 742 00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:20,200 Okay, everybody comfortable? 743 00:58:21,534 --> 00:58:22,969 Cell phones off, right? 744 00:58:24,404 --> 00:58:25,572 Okay, here we go. 745 00:58:26,306 --> 00:58:27,607 Exterior. 746 00:58:28,108 --> 00:58:30,110 Cemetery. Night. 747 00:58:30,710 --> 00:58:32,912 The shoot-out. Yeah! 748 00:58:35,150 --> 00:58:37,350 The Jack O' Diamonds is waiting there with Bonny, 749 00:58:37,450 --> 00:58:39,886 and he's arranged to give him back and have this whole thing end 750 00:58:39,953 --> 00:58:42,322 because all he really wants is peace. You know, 751 00:58:42,389 --> 00:58:45,158 like Gandhi or Jesus or that other guy. 752 00:58:45,959 --> 00:58:48,194 Anyway, he's waiting there for the Mafia boss, 753 00:58:48,294 --> 00:58:51,331 who's agreed to show up alone and unarmed. But, yeah, guess what? 754 00:58:51,398 --> 00:58:53,633 Wait, wait a minute. 755 00:58:53,767 --> 00:58:55,635 Surely he knows that the Mafia boss is a psycho? 756 00:58:55,668 --> 00:58:58,204 Why would he believe he'd show up alone and unarmed? 757 00:59:00,273 --> 00:59:01,374 - You know? - Yeah. 758 00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:08,682 Exactly! 759 00:59:08,748 --> 00:59:11,584 Maybe the Jack O' Diamonds was expecting to get double-crossed 760 00:59:11,685 --> 00:59:14,988 because he just happens to have brought a couple of friends along. 761 00:59:16,156 --> 00:59:19,125 Suddenly, from out of every ******* grave 762 00:59:19,159 --> 00:59:21,995 burst the seven psychopaths, a gun in every hand. 763 00:59:23,830 --> 00:59:26,366 Flamethrower! Who the **** is that? 764 00:59:28,234 --> 00:59:31,604 It's the Vietcong guy. He was hiding up a tree. 765 00:59:33,273 --> 00:59:36,376 You! You're there, but you're just there to observe, and that's all right. 766 00:59:36,643 --> 00:59:39,245 Nobody thinks you're a *****. But it's started raining now. 767 00:59:40,513 --> 00:59:41,881 Lightning. 768 00:59:42,515 --> 00:59:46,519 And no, look who's wandered in like a ******* idiot. 769 00:59:46,586 --> 00:59:47,187 Too late, she's ******* mown down. 770 00:59:50,990 --> 00:59:52,325 Her head almost comes off. 771 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:57,197 Her head does come off. You scream out her name, all sad, and she dies. 772 00:59:57,564 --> 01:00:02,100 Kaya! Kaya! 773 01:00:02,268 --> 01:00:06,773 You throw your notepad away. Art and peace and all that **** can wait! 774 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,750 Now's the time for men to be men! 775 01:00:21,921 --> 01:00:24,557 **** you, you *****! 776 01:00:26,926 --> 01:00:28,194 It's really emotional. 777 01:00:29,950 --> 01:00:30,363 And then... Hold on. 778 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:35,201 Yeah... 779 01:00:35,935 --> 01:00:39,706 The black chick from the serial killer killers. She fought good, but she's the next to croak. 780 01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:43,643 Zachariah dies too. He buys it. 781 01:00:44,770 --> 01:00:48,448 Dies in her arms. And they die and they're old and mental, and so much in love. 782 01:00:49,150 --> 01:00:50,550 You know, it's really sad. 783 01:00:51,351 --> 01:00:53,153 But his rabbit gets away though, 784 01:00:53,286 --> 01:00:56,189 because you can't let the animals die in a movie. Just the women. 785 01:00:56,956 --> 01:00:59,793 Anyway, guns, guns, guns! 786 01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:07,200 The Vietcong gets hit. Then he dies, 787 01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:10,103 and he never even had a ******* name, and he's so good. 788 01:01:10,203 --> 01:01:12,272 With his dying move, he throws his nunchakus 789 01:01:12,405 --> 01:01:13,673 and he kills two of the ********. 790 01:01:13,673 --> 01:01:15,275 Nunchakus are Japanese. 791 01:01:15,608 --> 01:01:17,711 So the only ones left are you 792 01:01:18,111 --> 01:01:19,546 and Hans. 793 01:01:29,656 --> 01:01:34,127 Peace is for queers. And now you're gonna die. 794 01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,562 But the Jack O' Diamonds isn't dead at all. 795 01:01:35,628 --> 01:01:38,765 He was just a bit injured and he had a ******* crossbow up his sleeve. 796 01:01:44,804 --> 01:01:47,700 That's not enough, so he pulls out a shotgun. 797 01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:49,709 Goodbye. 798 01:01:51,411 --> 01:01:54,314 And as the Jack O' Diamonds dies in their arms, he whispers... 799 01:01:55,315 --> 01:01:59,252 We did good, we did good, didn't we, Marty? 800 01:01:59,552 --> 01:02:02,589 And through your tears, you say, bejesus, Jack... 801 01:02:02,856 --> 01:02:05,158 We did more than good. We did grand. 802 01:02:05,759 --> 01:02:11,831 Jack says, all I ever wanted was to be your friend. Marty, I'm your friend now, ain't I? 803 01:02:11,931 --> 01:02:16,436 And you say, bejesus, sure, you're me best friend, Jack. 804 01:02:16,536 --> 01:02:18,104 You're me best friend. 805 01:02:18,972 --> 01:02:21,700 And then the Jack O' Diamonds dies. 806 01:02:21,508 --> 01:02:25,278 And as his soul leaves his body to go dance with the angels, 807 01:02:25,345 --> 01:02:30,283 we pan up over the blood-strewn cemetery and off into the pretty blue skies of dawn. 808 01:02:30,350 --> 01:02:34,988 Skies blue enough to suggest that maybe there can be peace 809 01:02:35,555 --> 01:02:39,159 one day in this troubled but beautiful world. 810 01:02:39,192 --> 01:02:43,563 Maybe there can be peace because that would be good! 811 01:02:48,935 --> 01:02:50,300 That's the end? 812 01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:51,871 Yeah! 813 01:02:54,274 --> 01:02:56,242 So, opinions? 814 01:02:58,878 --> 01:03:00,800 Well... 815 01:03:01,470 --> 01:03:02,115 It's very... 816 01:03:04,351 --> 01:03:06,920 - I like it. - You like it? Hey! 817 01:03:07,354 --> 01:03:08,388 All right. 818 01:03:08,488 --> 01:03:10,990 - It's got layers, you know. - Layers? 819 01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:12,992 Like a pie. Like a cake. 820 01:03:13,493 --> 01:03:15,762 It's got... It's got many layers. 821 01:03:16,496 --> 01:03:18,640 This is an important demographic. 822 01:03:19,632 --> 01:03:21,234 So, what do you think? 823 01:03:21,334 --> 01:03:23,470 I think it's very, it's very, you know... 824 01:03:23,603 --> 01:03:26,606 - Moving. - Very... Moving. Moving. 825 01:03:26,673 --> 01:03:28,375 I was paying attention, I'll tell you that. 826 01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:31,770 You were... Moving. 827 01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:32,879 It's impossible 828 01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:36,616 for someone's head to actually explode, isn't it? When it gets shot. 829 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,284 No, no, it's possible. 830 01:03:38,318 --> 01:03:41,755 If the person's head was made out of explosives, it's possible. 831 01:03:42,522 --> 01:03:44,758 Yeah. I like that. 832 01:03:51,798 --> 01:03:52,832 Hans. 833 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,215 Billy's a psychopath, Hans. 834 01:04:12,852 --> 01:04:15,655 I guess he's made it into your movie then? 835 01:04:27,734 --> 01:04:30,403 Hi, Hans. Hi, Mart. 836 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:35,608 Marty, is that what I think it is? 837 01:04:36,209 --> 01:04:38,311 If you think it's a bottle of bourbon, then yeah. 838 01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:42,248 Do you want some? 839 01:04:45,151 --> 01:04:47,520 - Hans. - Are you not gonna say something? 840 01:04:48,154 --> 01:04:49,556 Where's the peyote, Billy? 841 01:04:50,290 --> 01:04:52,525 Oh, are we gonna have a peyote party? 842 01:04:52,792 --> 01:04:53,960 Why not? 843 01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:07,474 I think 844 01:05:07,774 --> 01:05:09,309 I'd have made a great Pope. 845 01:05:12,879 --> 01:05:16,216 - I'd have been very lenient. - You'd have made an awesome Pope, Hans. 846 01:05:19,252 --> 01:05:20,353 Hans, 847 01:05:24,157 --> 01:05:26,559 isn't one of us gonna address the elephant in the room? 848 01:05:27,627 --> 01:05:28,828 The what? 849 01:05:30,196 --> 01:05:35,350 Yeah, who's on the ******* peyote around here, Marty? 850 01:05:43,309 --> 01:05:43,810 Paw. 851 01:05:49,449 --> 01:05:51,551 I'm sorry if I haven't been a very good friend to you, Billy. 852 01:05:51,651 --> 01:05:52,686 Paw. 853 01:05:53,953 --> 01:05:56,489 You've been a good friend to me, Marty. What are you talking about? 854 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:08,401 Why did you kill all those people? 855 01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:17,844 Like I told you at Kaya's party, I killed all those people to spur you on a little bit 856 01:06:17,911 --> 01:06:21,481 and give you something to write about and get you to finish your screenplay. 857 01:06:23,516 --> 01:06:25,151 You told me... 858 01:06:25,685 --> 01:06:26,920 When? 859 01:06:37,330 --> 01:06:41,568 I can't believe you told me about this at the party, man! 860 01:06:45,638 --> 01:06:48,274 Maybe I am an alcoholic if I could forget something like that. 861 01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:53,813 Maybe I am an alcoholic. 862 01:06:58,551 --> 01:07:00,587 Okay, listen. I didn't tell you about it at the party. 863 01:07:00,587 --> 01:07:03,957 I was just kidding about that because you surprised me, 864 01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:05,892 and it would have been ridiculous telling you at the party. 865 01:07:05,959 --> 01:07:07,627 You might have told somebody, got me in trouble. 866 01:07:07,727 --> 01:07:09,896 Then why did you just tell me that you told me? 867 01:07:09,996 --> 01:07:13,199 To make you think a little bit about your alcohol issues. How about that? 868 01:07:13,266 --> 01:07:15,680 Billy, you kill women! 869 01:07:15,201 --> 01:07:18,710 I killed a woman. Take it easy. 870 01:07:18,238 --> 01:07:22,800 - You shot her in the stomach, Billy. - That's better than the head, ain't it? 871 01:07:22,108 --> 01:07:24,878 - Not really, no. - I said I was sorry, didn't I? 872 01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:26,460 Yeah, well... 873 01:07:27,213 --> 01:07:29,416 I don't hang out with people who kill women, Billy, 874 01:07:29,516 --> 01:07:31,851 and I certainly don't write screenplays with them. 875 01:07:34,521 --> 01:07:36,560 What are you talking about, Marty? 876 01:07:37,557 --> 01:07:39,526 You'd best pack the tent up, Billy. 877 01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:43,430 It's over. 878 01:07:45,832 --> 01:07:47,167 It's over? 879 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:51,304 Now what... 880 01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:54,274 Where's this other ******* nutcase? 881 01:07:58,110 --> 01:07:59,450 Hans! 882 01:08:00,213 --> 01:08:01,247 Hans. 883 01:08:03,490 --> 01:08:04,884 Hans. We're leaving. 884 01:08:05,952 --> 01:08:11,224 My wife is sitting on a chair someplace. Some gray place. 885 01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,728 I thought she'd be in Heaven, but she's sitting on a chair 886 01:08:15,362 --> 01:08:17,163 with a bullet in her head. 887 01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:19,666 I thought they'd have cleaned that kind of stuff up. 888 01:08:20,233 --> 01:08:23,436 Maybe you've just eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, Hans. 889 01:08:23,570 --> 01:08:26,206 Nothing to do with the hallucinogens. 890 01:08:26,239 --> 01:08:28,808 But you've just seen Myra on a chair with a bullet through her head. 891 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,543 In some gray place. 892 01:08:31,244 --> 01:08:32,345 England? 893 01:08:32,812 --> 01:08:34,547 It seemed a lot worse than that. 894 01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:40,286 Listen, Hans, what say we talk about this on the drive home? 895 01:08:40,353 --> 01:08:42,355 I mean, we may find some perfectly reasonable... 896 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:47,927 Jesus. 897 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:49,195 Billy. 898 01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:51,865 Billy? 899 01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:04,678 In the tent, dumbo. 900 01:09:04,911 --> 01:09:05,912 What? 901 01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:07,681 Now don't get mad. 902 01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:12,585 What the **** did you do? 903 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,288 I set the car on fire. 904 01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:18,491 How the **** are we supposed to get home? 905 01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:20,593 We're in the middle of the ******* desert, Billy. 906 01:09:20,694 --> 01:09:22,429 Yeah, that's the least of our worries. 907 01:09:26,766 --> 01:09:28,201 What else did you do? 908 01:09:28,268 --> 01:09:29,803 I'll give you a clue. 909 01:09:33,206 --> 01:09:34,507 Come on in. 910 01:09:34,808 --> 01:09:36,710 So, yeah, I just called up old Charlie Costello 911 01:09:36,810 --> 01:09:38,812 and I told him where we were and to come down and get his dog back 912 01:09:38,878 --> 01:09:41,648 and said if he had any trouble finding us, just look for a Buick on fire. 913 01:09:41,681 --> 01:09:45,850 But I did tell him to promise to come alone and unarmed, and he said he would. 914 01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:47,654 And he'll be here in a couple of hours, depending on traffic. 915 01:09:47,721 --> 01:09:51,991 Now, I've labeled these guns for you, but you totally don't have to use them. 916 01:09:52,525 --> 01:09:55,328 I won't think you're *******, but I'm gonna hang on to mine. 917 01:09:55,395 --> 01:09:58,798 I think we've done enough of this talking about peace in the desert type stuff. 918 01:09:58,832 --> 01:09:59,999 Don't you? 919 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,100 I do. This movie ends my way. 920 01:10:06,673 --> 01:10:10,844 Well, that's just ******* great! Oh, great! 921 01:10:12,312 --> 01:10:14,647 You know what that is? Do you know what that is? 922 01:10:14,714 --> 01:10:17,384 - Great? - That's just ******* great! 923 01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:25,625 How far is the walk to the Welcome Center? 924 01:10:26,359 --> 01:10:27,527 We can't leave him. 925 01:10:29,562 --> 01:10:30,864 You ain't gonna fight. 926 01:10:30,964 --> 01:10:33,967 Of course I ain't gonna fight, but I ain't gonna run. 927 01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:36,669 - What are you gonna do then? - I guess I'm gonna die. 928 01:10:37,671 --> 01:10:40,807 - Friends don't make their friends die, Hans. - Psychopathic friends do. 929 01:10:41,908 --> 01:10:44,878 You're the one who thought psychopaths were so interesting. 930 01:10:45,645 --> 01:10:48,682 They get kind of tiresome after a while, don't you think? 931 01:11:04,197 --> 01:11:08,134 Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it? That's enormous. 932 01:11:08,201 --> 01:11:11,710 Hey, Marty, we just seen some kind of giant gerbil. 933 01:11:15,410 --> 01:11:17,510 Marty, you alcoholic ******* *******. 934 01:11:18,712 --> 01:11:23,830 You might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave. 935 01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:26,119 If this is the way I'm gonna... 936 01:11:26,186 --> 01:11:30,900 This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us. 937 01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:32,726 And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife 938 01:11:32,759 --> 01:11:35,950 because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate. 939 01:11:35,395 --> 01:11:37,630 And you ************* are telling me to behave? 940 01:11:38,198 --> 01:11:41,401 Time out. What's all this about doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife 941 01:11:41,468 --> 01:11:42,969 because of a psychedelic cactus you just ate? 942 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,380 - Hans, what the heck? - I met Myra. 943 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,875 On the ridge. She had some things to say. 944 01:11:50,143 --> 01:11:52,612 About the afterlife being non-existent or something? 945 01:11:53,546 --> 01:11:54,714 That was the gist. 946 01:11:56,483 --> 01:11:59,119 No, no, it might have sounded like Myra. 947 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,488 But you know why? 948 01:12:02,722 --> 01:12:07,227 Now don't get mad, but you know I can do Myra's voice pretty good. 949 01:12:08,194 --> 01:12:12,365 Yeah, I snuck up there a little while ago and I pretended to be her. 950 01:12:12,999 --> 01:12:15,368 I started saying all kinds of crazy stuff. 951 01:12:18,638 --> 01:12:21,174 But what specifically did you say? 952 01:12:22,642 --> 01:12:24,277 About the place 953 01:12:25,145 --> 01:12:27,747 you were in, the place Myra was in. 954 01:12:29,482 --> 01:12:32,118 How did you describe it, specifically? 955 01:12:35,488 --> 01:12:36,956 - You mean specifically? - Yeah. 956 01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:40,360 I just kind of said it was all kind of... 957 01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:47,670 I just kind of said it was all kind of 958 01:12:47,167 --> 01:12:48,468 gray and ****. 959 01:12:52,572 --> 01:12:53,573 No. 960 01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:42,122 Oh, great, now I have to kill everybody all on my own. 961 01:13:45,325 --> 01:13:46,926 Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. 962 01:13:48,762 --> 01:13:52,365 That's all right. It was a pretty good punch for a pacifist. 963 01:13:56,770 --> 01:13:58,380 I love you, man. 964 01:13:58,872 --> 01:14:00,407 I love you too. 965 01:14:02,108 --> 01:14:05,879 Listen, if you're not gonna be really doing any shooting, 966 01:14:05,912 --> 01:14:08,448 maybe you should just go with Hans, see he gets back all right. 967 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,554 I think I'll see how this plays out. Sure I'm drunk now anyway. 968 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:22,295 Seriously, Marty, you gotta do something about your drinking 969 01:14:22,562 --> 01:14:25,198 because, I swear to God, it's gonna wind up killing you. 970 01:14:43,116 --> 01:14:46,319 This is kind of like that window of time when you're waiting in the waiting room 971 01:14:46,386 --> 01:14:48,121 of the VD clinic, isn't it? 972 01:14:48,555 --> 01:14:52,792 For the door to open and the doctor to come out and say, Billy, you're good to go. 973 01:14:54,394 --> 01:14:56,796 Or, Billy, you've got VD. 974 01:15:03,403 --> 01:15:04,904 Or chlamydia or whatever. 975 01:15:13,279 --> 01:15:14,848 He's all alone. 976 01:15:16,249 --> 01:15:17,951 What the ****'s he all alone for? 977 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:41,374 Turn around again. 978 01:15:46,112 --> 01:15:47,647 And lift up your jacket. 979 01:15:53,953 --> 01:15:56,560 - You shot him in the back. - Of course I shot him in the back. 980 01:15:56,122 --> 01:15:57,524 I was going for his spine. 981 01:15:59,159 --> 01:16:02,829 - But he was unarmed. - My ***, he was ******* unarmed. 982 01:16:05,398 --> 01:16:07,000 Where's your guns? 983 01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:09,369 - Where's your guns? - You said don't bring none, 984 01:16:09,402 --> 01:16:11,370 so I didn't bring none. 985 01:16:11,710 --> 01:16:12,305 Hey, Bonny baby. 986 01:16:12,405 --> 01:16:16,309 You didn't bring a gun to the final shoot-out? ********. 987 01:16:16,409 --> 01:16:18,440 And don't talk to my dog! 988 01:16:18,111 --> 01:16:21,470 He said don't bring none, so I didn't bring none. 989 01:16:21,514 --> 01:16:23,717 - Who are you? - Just Billy's friend. 990 01:16:24,117 --> 01:16:27,520 - Found it, ************. - Your friend's a ******* nut. 991 01:16:27,687 --> 01:16:31,891 My ***, you was ******* unarmed. I found it, ************. 992 01:16:32,325 --> 01:16:33,560 It's a flare gun, Billy. 993 01:16:33,593 --> 01:16:35,595 You could do a lot of damage with a flare gun. 994 01:16:35,729 --> 01:16:37,263 - Think I'm gonna die. - What? 995 01:16:37,397 --> 01:16:40,133 - I think I'm gonna die. - Well, don't keep going on about it! 996 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:41,568 You ******* ****. 997 01:16:42,435 --> 01:16:43,770 ******* ruined everything now. 998 01:16:45,372 --> 01:16:48,842 Will you let me give him a couple of kisses and a couple of scratches? 999 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:52,879 No, I ain't gonna let you give him a couple of kisses and a couple of scratches! 1000 01:16:53,813 --> 01:16:55,248 Billy, we gotta get him to a hospital. 1001 01:16:56,483 --> 01:17:00,120 Are you out of your alcoholic ******* mind? 1002 01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,923 You don't take the chief ******* villain to a ******* hospital. 1003 01:17:45,432 --> 01:17:46,566 Put your hands up. 1004 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,201 No. 1005 01:17:49,436 --> 01:17:51,237 - What? - I said no. 1006 01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:54,441 - Why not? - I don't want to. 1007 01:17:55,909 --> 01:17:57,677 - But I've got a gun. - I don't care. 1008 01:17:59,279 --> 01:18:00,480 But... 1009 01:18:01,481 --> 01:18:02,749 It doesn't make any sense. 1010 01:18:03,249 --> 01:18:04,484 Too bad. 1011 01:18:07,887 --> 01:18:09,890 Well... 1012 01:18:10,790 --> 01:18:12,992 - Where are your friends? - I don't know. 1013 01:18:13,159 --> 01:18:15,495 - Yes, you do know. - No, I don't know. 1014 01:18:15,562 --> 01:18:17,564 - You do know. - Shoot me then. 1015 01:18:29,843 --> 01:18:30,810 ******* ****-bags. 1016 01:18:30,844 --> 01:18:33,790 This is just un-*******-believable, man. 1017 01:18:34,147 --> 01:18:36,750 - We can't just let him bleed to death. - We totally can. 1018 01:18:36,850 --> 01:18:39,919 We totally can let him bleed to death. That's totally what we can do. 1019 01:18:39,986 --> 01:18:41,688 I'm not leaving without my dog. 1020 01:18:41,988 --> 01:18:46,626 Listen up, you bald-headed ***. It's you or your ******* dog! 1021 01:18:46,893 --> 01:18:50,430 I gotta pick me, don't I? 'Cause if I'm dead, I ain't gonna have a dog anyway. 1022 01:18:50,764 --> 01:18:52,399 That's very good. That's very brainy. 1023 01:18:52,465 --> 01:18:55,402 And if I'm alive, I can always come back here and get my dog 1024 01:18:55,468 --> 01:18:57,637 and blow your goddamn head off, can't I? 1025 01:18:57,804 --> 01:19:01,740 That's exactly right. With your faggy little flare gun. 1026 01:19:01,207 --> 01:19:02,409 You ****. 1027 01:19:02,776 --> 01:19:06,460 - Can I have my flare gun back? - No, you can't have your flare gun back. 1028 01:19:09,449 --> 01:19:11,251 What, is he drinking and driving? 1029 01:19:14,287 --> 01:19:15,588 I'll be back for you. 1030 01:19:24,397 --> 01:19:27,734 That was the worst final shoot-out I've ever ******* seen, man. 1031 01:19:29,836 --> 01:19:33,973 Why would he only bring a flare gun to the big final... 1032 01:19:37,110 --> 01:19:39,646 Oh, I get it. 1033 01:19:42,682 --> 01:19:44,117 ************. 1034 01:19:58,264 --> 01:19:59,366 You got a gun? 1035 01:20:10,710 --> 01:20:12,245 You don't got a gun, do you, Quaker? 1036 01:20:16,850 --> 01:20:20,120 You better keep out of the way now, all right, old man? I like you. 1037 01:20:20,754 --> 01:20:21,755 Hey. 1038 01:20:26,226 --> 01:20:27,961 Stop! Police! 1039 01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:52,520 It isn't gray 1040 01:20:53,486 --> 01:20:54,688 at all. 1041 01:21:12,272 --> 01:21:14,107 ****! 1042 01:21:18,211 --> 01:21:20,880 - Should've brought that gun along, buddy. - Don't believe in them. 1043 01:21:21,748 --> 01:21:24,184 In guns? You don't believe in guns? 1044 01:21:24,918 --> 01:21:28,521 They ain't ******* leprechauns, you dumb Mick. What are you talking about? 1045 01:21:28,855 --> 01:21:30,590 I was trying to save your life, man. 1046 01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:34,361 It's a flesh wound, you ******* idiot. 1047 01:21:34,894 --> 01:21:35,995 Give me my gun. 1048 01:21:39,399 --> 01:21:40,633 Cops are coming, Charlie. 1049 01:21:41,735 --> 01:21:43,403 We had to whack that Quaker guy. 1050 01:21:49,642 --> 01:21:51,244 Don't you wish you had a gun now? 1051 01:21:59,519 --> 01:22:00,520 No. 1052 01:22:02,722 --> 01:22:03,890 I don't. 1053 01:22:05,125 --> 01:22:06,960 So why don't you go **** yourself. 1054 01:22:09,950 --> 01:22:10,764 Where's the other guy, Charlie? 1055 01:22:14,968 --> 01:22:16,836 Down the road a-ways with my dog. 1056 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:19,406 What are we gonna do? 1057 01:22:26,613 --> 01:22:28,248 We're gonna go get my dog. 1058 01:22:36,890 --> 01:22:39,225 What's with your sour ******* puss? 1059 01:22:39,559 --> 01:22:41,361 I could've just killed you now, couldn't I? 1060 01:22:42,395 --> 01:22:46,660 You've had your friend killed, and you're just about to have your other friend killed, 1061 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:49,350 but that still only makes two friends killed. 1062 01:22:49,135 --> 01:22:53,730 I've had four of my guys killed, and also my girlfriend killed, 1063 01:22:53,173 --> 01:22:56,609 who I didn't like much, but that's still five friends killed. 1064 01:22:56,676 --> 01:22:59,913 That's three more friends killed than you've had friends killed, 1065 01:23:00,130 --> 01:23:03,450 so don't give me that moany ******* face, okay? 1066 01:23:14,994 --> 01:23:17,163 What? What do you see? 1067 01:23:18,131 --> 01:23:21,434 Oh, nothing. Just the perfect place for a final shoot-out. 1068 01:23:52,599 --> 01:23:55,168 Get away from the car! Get away from the car! 1069 01:24:12,752 --> 01:24:16,156 Throw your guns down, or the alcoholic gets it! 1070 01:24:16,289 --> 01:24:17,724 Don't throw down ****, Billy! 1071 01:24:17,791 --> 01:24:20,960 No, no. This is working out perfect. 1072 01:24:20,994 --> 01:24:22,629 Here's my guns, mister. 1073 01:24:27,967 --> 01:24:29,369 And the other one! 1074 01:24:29,402 --> 01:24:32,405 - I only had two. - Man, I saw you with three! 1075 01:24:32,839 --> 01:24:36,900 All right, all right, you're one smart cheese! 1076 01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:42,480 Now get down here with my ******* dog! 1077 01:24:42,415 --> 01:24:43,883 Are you gonna let Marty go if I do? 1078 01:24:44,751 --> 01:24:47,870 Yes, I'm gonna let Marty go if you do. 1079 01:24:47,253 --> 01:24:49,322 He didn't have anything to do with any of this. 1080 01:24:49,956 --> 01:24:51,791 He was just writing a movie. 1081 01:24:52,625 --> 01:24:53,927 - Are you? - Yeah. 1082 01:24:54,527 --> 01:24:56,763 - What's it called? - Seven Psychopaths. 1083 01:25:01,234 --> 01:25:02,635 I'm coming down. 1084 01:25:04,838 --> 01:25:07,440 I was just trying to buy 1085 01:25:07,507 --> 01:25:11,770 some time because I had to 1086 01:25:12,846 --> 01:25:14,814 reload something. 1087 01:25:15,882 --> 01:25:17,951 Forgot about the flare gun, you ******* idiot. 1088 01:25:18,518 --> 01:25:21,321 - Bonny. - Yeah, Bonny, I know. 1089 01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:25,250 And I like this dog. 1090 01:25:25,692 --> 01:25:29,629 Please. Bonny's not part of the gang. That's not fair. 1091 01:25:30,130 --> 01:25:31,598 You gonna cry? 1092 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,235 Marty, get going. 1093 01:25:36,836 --> 01:25:38,438 They killed Hans, Billy. 1094 01:25:44,444 --> 01:25:45,845 Man. 1095 01:25:47,130 --> 01:25:49,315 I didn't kill him. He killed him. 1096 01:25:50,830 --> 01:25:51,384 Don't kill my dog. 1097 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,587 Marty, get going. Write it up. 1098 01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:00,794 Come with me, Billy. Please. 1099 01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:03,930 I told you, didn't I, Marty? 1100 01:26:05,799 --> 01:26:09,350 - Told me what, Billy? - This movie ends my way. 1101 01:26:14,808 --> 01:26:15,975 Oh, ****. 1102 01:26:32,692 --> 01:26:35,895 - What's the matter with your ******* gun? - Gets jammed sometimes. 1103 01:26:39,132 --> 01:26:40,633 At the ******* standoff? 1104 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,169 - Paolo, shoot him. - At the ******* standoff? 1105 01:26:43,236 --> 01:26:45,238 Paolo, shoot him while he's not looking. 1106 01:26:45,305 --> 01:26:47,841 - I am looking. Clearly, I'm looking. - And I ain't shooting. 1107 01:26:47,907 --> 01:26:50,100 What do you mean, you ain't shooting? He's gonna shoot my dog. 1108 01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:51,478 Yeah, well, **** your dog. 1109 01:26:52,312 --> 01:26:53,446 **** my dog? 1110 01:26:53,480 --> 01:26:56,149 Hey, mongoloid, fix your ******* gun, 1111 01:26:56,683 --> 01:26:59,552 or your little gay dog's little gay head's gonna ******* explode. 1112 01:26:59,686 --> 01:27:01,721 - He doesn't have a gay head. - Five. 1113 01:27:01,955 --> 01:27:03,890 - He has a normal head. - Four. 1114 01:27:05,525 --> 01:27:07,927 - Three. - Can you go back to five? 1115 01:27:08,161 --> 01:27:09,896 I ain't going back to five, man. 1116 01:27:10,764 --> 01:27:11,831 I ain't going back to five. 1117 01:27:21,608 --> 01:27:22,642 Five. 1118 01:27:24,878 --> 01:27:25,945 Four. 1119 01:27:28,648 --> 01:27:29,749 Three. 1120 01:27:31,885 --> 01:27:32,986 Two. 1121 01:27:48,568 --> 01:27:50,403 Drop your gun! Let me see your hands! 1122 01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:51,805 Hands, move! 1123 01:27:54,874 --> 01:27:57,430 Come here, baby. Come to Daddy. 1124 01:28:00,246 --> 01:28:00,680 Paw. 1125 01:28:47,794 --> 01:28:49,329 He's my friend. 1126 01:29:11,551 --> 01:29:13,860 To Martin, I... 1127 01:29:13,853 --> 01:29:17,390 Well, I ain't any kind of a screenwriter as you know, 1128 01:29:17,490 --> 01:29:20,427 but I've been kind of trying to come up with some sort of solution 1129 01:29:20,527 --> 01:29:26,166 to your Vietcong psychopath conundrum and, goldarnit, I think I may have found one. 1130 01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:28,368 So, there's this 1131 01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:33,640 Vietnamese guy, and he's in this hotel room in Phoenix, 1132 01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:37,477 and he's sweating. He's sweating like ****. He's burning up. 1133 01:29:37,877 --> 01:29:41,948 He takes out from his pocket a .44. He checks it's loaded. 1134 01:29:43,116 --> 01:29:47,520 I don't know why he checks it's loaded. Surely he's the one who loaded it? 1135 01:29:48,154 --> 01:29:52,959 Anyway, a hooker comes out of the bathroom in a beautiful red dress. 1136 01:29:53,159 --> 01:29:55,362 She says, would you like to make love, 1137 01:29:55,395 --> 01:29:59,566 or should we have an intelligent conversation instead? 1138 01:29:59,799 --> 01:30:03,269 I've been reading a lot of Noam Chomsky lately, I think he's a marvel. 1139 01:30:03,837 --> 01:30:07,574 The Vietnamese guy, you know, he doesn't know what she's talking about. 1140 01:30:08,575 --> 01:30:09,909 He's Vietnamese. So, anyway, 1141 01:30:11,110 --> 01:30:14,514 He sniffs the air. He says the single word... 1142 01:30:15,715 --> 01:30:18,551 The hooker, she studied Vietnamese at Yale. 1143 01:30:27,293 --> 01:30:29,396 He drags her to the place 1144 01:30:30,630 --> 01:30:32,320 where the convention's being held. 1145 01:30:32,465 --> 01:30:36,569 She's got the dynamite tied to her. He's got the gasoline he's just bought. 1146 01:30:41,408 --> 01:30:44,210 She backs away, petrified. 1147 01:30:44,277 --> 01:30:48,415 He pours the gas out onto the floor. It reaches her feet. 1148 01:30:48,548 --> 01:30:51,251 A little of it has splashed over himself. It doesn't matter. 1149 01:30:51,317 --> 01:30:56,890 He takes out a match. In perfect Vietnamese, the hooker whispers... 1150 01:31:06,666 --> 01:31:10,637 He shuts his eyes. Then he opens them again. 1151 01:31:13,573 --> 01:31:15,608 He ain't in Phoenix anymore. 1152 01:31:16,242 --> 01:31:20,747 He's sitting in the middle of a street in Saigon circa 1963 1153 01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:24,751 in the orange robes of his Buddhist order, 1154 01:31:25,118 --> 01:31:27,654 and he's drenched himself in gasoline. 1155 01:31:30,523 --> 01:31:32,425 As he finally manages to push 1156 01:31:32,525 --> 01:31:36,629 the thoughts of anger and hate out of his gentle mind, 1157 01:31:36,763 --> 01:31:39,199 a fellow monk pleads with him one final time. 1158 01:31:45,238 --> 01:31:47,907 And all angry thoughts finally dispelled. 1159 01:31:51,711 --> 01:31:56,783 The first monk ever to burn himself to death to protest the war whispers... 1160 01:31:57,384 --> 01:31:58,585 It might. 1161 01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:03,390 It might. And he lights the match. 1162 01:32:09,829 --> 01:32:13,633 So, you know, your Vietcong psycho story 1163 01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:19,406 becomes the final thoughts of a man who chose not the darkness, 1164 01:32:19,472 --> 01:32:20,907 but the light. 1165 01:32:21,474 --> 01:32:23,643 The light being, you know, 1166 01:32:24,770 --> 01:32:26,946 suicide by self-immolation. 1167 01:32:29,816 --> 01:32:33,720 But I think that's the best we're gonna get. And, you know... 1168 01:32:35,522 --> 01:32:36,823 I know you said 1169 01:32:38,391 --> 01:32:43,960 dream sequences are for ****, but I think it could work, don't you? 1170 01:32:43,663 --> 01:32:45,465 We all gotta dream, 1171 01:32:46,666 --> 01:32:48,340 don't we? 1172 01:32:56,743 --> 01:32:58,211 Not just ****. 1173 01:32:59,679 --> 01:33:03,850 Oh, by the way, I don't think they like being called **** anymore. 1174 01:33:03,983 --> 01:33:07,954 I think nowadays they prefer homos. 1175 01:34:35,275 --> 01:34:37,243 - Hello? - Is this Martin? 1176 01:34:37,711 --> 01:34:40,613 - Yeah, who's this? - It's Zachariah Rigby. 1177 01:34:42,682 --> 01:34:47,387 The guy you promised you'd put his number up at the end of your movie. 1178 01:34:48,388 --> 01:34:52,759 Well, I went to see your movie yesterday. Guess what? 1179 01:34:53,260 --> 01:34:55,628 - ****. - Now how's she ever gonna ******* find me? 1180 01:34:55,829 --> 01:34:57,330 - I didn't think you were... - Serious? 1181 01:34:58,164 --> 01:35:01,267 You didn't think I was serious just because I carry a rabbit around? 1182 01:35:01,334 --> 01:35:04,804 Listen, I'll get them to change the credits. I'll get them to put your number up. 1183 01:35:04,871 --> 01:35:07,173 No, no, no. 1184 01:35:08,641 --> 01:35:10,844 You're miles too late, you know that, Martin. 1185 01:35:12,450 --> 01:35:13,713 And you promised on your life. 1186 01:35:15,482 --> 01:35:17,830 You know what that means, don't you? 1187 01:35:19,753 --> 01:35:22,655 I said, you know what that means, don't you? 1188 01:35:24,391 --> 01:35:26,526 I'm gonna be over to kill you on Tuesday. 1189 01:35:28,795 --> 01:35:30,163 That's good. 1190 01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:32,599 I'm not doing anything Tuesday. 1191 01:35:37,637 --> 01:35:38,972 You sound different. 1192 01:35:42,208 --> 01:35:43,943 You sound like you've been through a wringer. 1193 01:35:46,746 --> 01:35:48,140 A little. 1194 01:35:54,988 --> 01:35:56,690 Tuesday doesn't really work for me. 1195 01:35:58,425 --> 01:35:59,793 Can I get back to you? 1196 01:36:02,896 --> 01:36:03,963 Sure. 1197 01:36:05,865 --> 01:36:07,330 I'll be right here. 1198 01:36:09,536 --> 01:36:10,670 I know. 1199 01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:22,480 Come on, Carrie. 1200 01:36:23,830 --> 01:36:24,384 Let's go home, baby.