1 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:18,651 [rousing orchestral music continues playing] 2 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,509 [mysterious music playing] 3 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,889 [people chattering] 4 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,661 [docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few 5 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,364 who stood above the fray and fog. 6 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:06,933 My, what weapons they must have wielded. 7 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:09,235 Which brings us to our current exhibit, 8 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,905 the mythical staff of the gods. 9 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:13,606 In Homer's tale, 10 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:17,911 the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. 11 00:01:18,110 --> 00:01:20,947 Oh. [chuckles] Welcome, proud soldiers. 12 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:22,115 What did I say? 13 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,583 Museums are fun. 14 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,553 Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs] 15 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,288 -Whoa! -[docent] Okay, 16 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:29,656 there's no reason to get pushy. 17 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,920 Everyone will get a chance to see it. 18 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:33,593 Carved from a heartwood 19 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,960 not seen in over 2,000 years, 20 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:38,431 the two halves of this ancient replica 21 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,734 were recently discovered in, of all places, 22 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:44,337 a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. 23 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,772 So strong, they reportedly broke 24 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,741 -three trash compactors. -[thuds] 25 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:50,430 Okay, um, friends, that's enough. 26 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,445 I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [gasps] 27 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:54,314 -Stop! -[people murmuring] 28 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:55,482 Stop! Sir! 29 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,451 Sir! 30 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,888 -[people screaming] -[man 1] Hey! 31 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,323 Hey, what are you doing? 32 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,291 -[people chattering] -[ominous music playing] 33 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,306 [gasps] 34 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,111 [crackling] 35 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,179 [gasps] 36 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,148 [dramatic music playing] 37 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,224 -[crackling] -[gasps] 38 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:50,737 [whispering in other language] Unleash the chaos. 39 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,500 [grunts] 40 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,708 [sighs] 41 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,142 [both grunting] 42 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,845 Unleash the chaos. 43 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:06,190 [gasps] 44 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:09,556 Unleash the chaos. 45 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:10,423 [growls] 46 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:12,492 [roars] 47 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,527 [people screaming] 48 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,863 [alarm blaring] 49 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,898 [people clamoring] 50 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:26,573 [people grunting] 51 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,141 [man 2 in English] Wait, wait. Move, move, move! 52 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:32,879 No, no! 53 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:35,715 [man 3] Help me! 54 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,356 -[grunts] -[ringing] 55 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,727 [people screaming] 56 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,301 [man groans] 57 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,371 No! [panting] 58 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:01,307 Ladies, please just let me go. 59 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,776 [speaking other language] 60 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,647 [man 5 in English] Oh, my God! Look out! 61 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,716 [people coughing] 62 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,287 [people clamoring] 63 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,738 [dramatic music playing] 64 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,860 Turns out museums are fun. 65 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,499 Let's have more of it. 66 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,635 We can do nothing while the staff remains sundered. 67 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,138 The champions of this realm outnumber us. 68 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,308 Human champions are still humans 69 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,110 and we are gods. 70 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:13,130 Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard. 71 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,315 To protect the power of the gods, 72 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:18,118 he will have chosen with meticulous precision 73 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:21,955 the strongest, most keenly intelligent champions 74 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:24,324 this realm has ever witnessed. 75 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,893 I'm an idiot. 76 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,995 I don't deserve these powers, if I'm being honest. 77 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,730 Like, what am I even contributing? 78 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,665 There's already a superhero with a red suit, 79 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:33,833 with a lightning bolt on it 80 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,969 and I'm fast, but he's faster. 81 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,706 Aquaman is literally huge, and he's so manly 82 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:41,740 and Batman is so cool! 83 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,209 And I'm just me. 84 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:44,678 And I can't say this to anyone else, 85 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:46,179 'cause my family looks to me as a leader, 86 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,810 but I feel like 87 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,282 a fraud. 88 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,650 You understand I'm a... 89 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,860 pediatrician, 90 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:56,823 right? 91 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,892 I mean, yeah, well, you were recommended 92 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,660 by another patient, Billy Batson. 93 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,280 It doesn't matter. 94 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:03,863 Can you help fix my thoughts so that 95 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,832 they just, like, you know, stop happening? 96 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,334 All right, look. 97 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,902 And, again, pediatrician, not a psychiatrist, 98 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,870 but it sounds to me like 99 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,707 you're experiencing imposter syndrome. 100 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:17,100 And often, that originates from trauma early in life, 101 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:19,512 so if you don't mind me asking, 102 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,548 how well do you remember your childhood? 103 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,490 Like it was today. [chuckles] 104 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,919 Trauma? Uh, I don't know. 105 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:27,454 I mean, I never met my dad. 106 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,924 Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival. 107 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,459 I spent a lot of time in the foster system, 108 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,593 ran away from 11 homes, 109 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:34,894 got into a lot of fights. 110 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,196 Then I was abducted by a wizard 111 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:37,731 who gave me superpowers 112 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,399 and then dude just, like, died in front of my face. 113 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,633 That's not a small amount. 114 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,102 A doctor conjured seven demons 115 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,570 and held my whole family hostage, 116 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,380 so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs, 117 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,806 and then everybody got superpowers, 118 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,608 but now everyone's kind of, like, doing their own thing 119 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:50,310 and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together. 120 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,313 Okay, okay. Well, let's just process that. 121 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,882 Right? Rejected by your parents, 122 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,450 then by the system, 123 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,153 and now rejected by a city you try to protect. 124 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,821 I never said I was rejected by my city. 125 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,392 "Rejected by city." 126 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,327 That's the Tribune. Nobody reads the Tribune. 127 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,960 -I do. -Anyway, okay, well, um... 128 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,832 I, uh, appreciate your help, but I got some real problems. 129 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:17,437 There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so... 130 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,773 -Hostage situation? -Yeah. 131 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,641 [door closes] 132 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:24,310 [guns firing] 133 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,413 [shouting in video game] 134 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,183 I suck balls at this. 135 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,918 [guns firing in video game] 136 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,687 Why do we always have to play war games? 137 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,488 Hey, it's practice for our other job. 138 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,457 -[scoffs] -I'm serious. 139 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,659 Military strategy, multiple team members, 140 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,494 each with a special skillset 141 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,863 unleashed against an unknown enemy. 142 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,532 [Victor] I know how it sounds, 143 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,334 but the house keeps getting struck by lightning, Leo. 144 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:49,102 I'm telling you. 145 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,870 Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork. 146 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,440 -But we don't need guns! -[gasps] 147 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,275 [Mary] Darla? 148 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,476 [Freddy] This is it. This is big time. 149 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:59,450 -We are the guns. -[Mary] Darla! 150 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,513 Why were there Skittles in my pockets? 151 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,682 It was supposed to be a surprise. 152 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,317 It was. 153 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,520 Hmm, she's very moody lately. 154 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,540 Why do you think I put Skittles in her pocket? 155 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,323 -Oh. -[Rosa] Whoo! Ole. 156 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,624 [Victor] Is this an army of unicorns 157 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,393 -killing Genghis Khan? -Yes. 158 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,128 Unicorns aren't real. 159 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,330 It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up. 160 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,398 [Eugene] Billy, you can't just leave. 161 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,166 Your guy's gonna die! 162 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,968 Whoo! [laughs] 163 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:24,137 [chattering on tv] 164 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,705 -See? -Yes. 165 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,730 I told you you would get into it 166 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,541 if you gave it a chance. 167 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:30,844 Yeah, I'm really starting to see the appeal. 168 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,581 [Billy whispering] What's going on? 169 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,648 [Freddy sighs] 170 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,420 [grunts] 171 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:44,824 Dude, what are you doing? 172 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,426 [officer on headphones] Possible 10-99 in progress. 173 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,927 Multiple reports of cracking on roadway. 174 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,863 Fraying suspension cables. 175 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,165 All units to the Ben Franklin Bridge. 176 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,267 Yeah. It's crazy music, Freddy. 177 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,603 It is, isn't it? Very urgent melody to it. 178 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,771 We should see it performed live. 179 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,272 I was thinking the same thing. 180 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,674 I feel like we can get tickets to that concert. 181 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,575 Two. Maybe not six. 182 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,778 All or none. That's the rule. 183 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,614 Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now. 184 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,216 So, now's your last and final chance. 185 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,850 Billy Batson, come with me. 186 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,787 No, no, no! 187 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,790 Man, it sure is a beautiful day in Philadelphia! 188 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,192 [sighs] Is it though? 189 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,610 -Almost finished. -Again? 190 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,363 -Okay. -[Mary] This better be good. 191 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,565 [Eugene sighs] 192 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:28,134 Whoa, whoa! Where's everyone going? 193 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,769 -[Freddy clears throat] -Um... 194 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:30,870 To fight crime? 195 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,410 -Okay. -Bye, Mom. 196 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,543 -Bye, Mom. 197 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,578 -Bye. -Bye, Rosa. 198 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,313 [door closes] 199 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,248 Give it time. 200 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,284 [intriguing music playing] 201 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,891 You guys ready? 202 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,461 [all] Shazam! 203 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,496 [dramatic music playing] 204 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,346 [people chattering] 205 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,814 -[siren wailing] -[man 1 grunting] 206 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,353 Oh, my God. 207 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,955 [bridge creaking] 208 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,456 It's gonna break! 209 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,930 Run! 210 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,129 [people clamoring] 211 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:40,173 ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] 212 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,442 [singing along] ♪ I need a hero ♪ 213 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:46,613 ♪ I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ♪ 214 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,647 ♪ He's... ♪ 215 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,352 [bridge clanking] 216 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,554 [music continues playing on radio] 217 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,790 [ominous music playing] 218 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:01,528 -[people screaming] -[man grunts] 219 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,499 [woman whimpering] 220 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,403 [gasps] 221 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:23,883 [gasping] 222 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,210 [whimpering] 223 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,556 [tires screech] 224 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,258 [whimpering] 225 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,194 ["Holding Out for a Hero" playing on radio] 226 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,895 No, no, no. 227 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,532 [woman screaming] 228 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,739 No way, shut up! Did I just save you 229 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,240 while you were listening to this song? 230 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,542 [screams] 231 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,944 No! I got you, I got you. 232 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,615 [music continues playing] 233 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,293 No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here. 234 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,962 Oh. 235 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:10,263 [grunting] 236 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,233 [yelling] 237 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,680 I'm just kidding, it's real easy. 238 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,102 [grunts] 239 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,372 [people shouting] 240 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,212 Hi! 241 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,281 [gasps] 242 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,550 Oh, my gosh. Kittens! 243 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:34,154 Oh! They're so cute! [gasps] 244 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,391 Did she just leave us? 245 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,895 Okay, let's go. 246 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,930 [superheroes whooshing] 247 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,908 [grunting] 248 00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:58,945 [sighs] 249 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,787 -[woman screams] -[grunts] 250 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,193 [grunting] 251 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,673 -Okay. -No, no, no, I got ya! 252 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:30,443 That's my sidekick. Captain Everypower Junior. 253 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,212 Hey! Junior? 254 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,680 You're gonna wanna hold on tight. 255 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,684 [people chattering] 256 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,187 [siren wailing] 257 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,223 [intriguing music playing] 258 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,969 Everyone's safe. 259 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,300 Awesome job, Mary. 260 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,472 Circle up, fam! 261 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,508 [heroic music playing] 262 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,847 All right, here's the situation. 263 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,383 We have one more job to do 264 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,652 and that's to keep this bridge from collapsing. 265 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,856 [reporter] The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed. 266 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,525 Fortunately, there are no casualties. 267 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,226 Thanks in part to our local heroes, 268 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,728 one with me now. 269 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,329 It's great to be here, Nancy. 270 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:26,533 What can I say? It's all in a day's work. 271 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,201 Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed 272 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,337 the Philadelphia Fiascoes? 273 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,339 Given that that's not an official title, 274 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,274 we feel nothing about it. That is not our name. 275 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,875 [Shazam] Right, but the important thing is... 276 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,777 What is wrong with these people? 277 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,414 Have you ever no... 278 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,516 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 279 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,285 [Freddy] Yeah, you should. God only knows what they're up to. 280 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,870 Probably drugs, right? Probably taking selfies 281 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,388 while vaping on TikTok. 282 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,456 [Victor] Oh. 283 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,524 [kitten meowing] 284 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:54,940 Is that a kitten? 285 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,528 [purring] 286 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,563 No. 287 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,274 [machinery powers up] 288 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,310 [upbeat music playing] 289 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,792 I'm gonna name you Tawny. 290 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,432 [kitten purring] 291 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,810 [Shazam] "Destroy bridge"? What? 292 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,613 Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong? 293 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,449 Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives. 294 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,352 A hundred sixty-two. It's countable. 295 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,354 Emotionally countless, 296 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,422 Mary. 297 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:57,991 Where's Eugene? 298 00:15:58,910 --> 00:15:59,426 Where he always is. 299 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,995 Mapping out the Room of Doors. 300 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,300 [mysterious music playing] 301 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,634 [Shazam] Eugene! 302 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,136 Hey, buddy! Where you at? 303 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,107 Hey, Eugene. 304 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,512 Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene. 305 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,282 [thudding] 306 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,485 -[Eugene grunting] -[creature groans] 307 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,519 [Super Hero Eugene] Oh. 308 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,220 [groans] 309 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,560 You're late. 310 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:31,991 Do not go in there. 311 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,397 All right, fam-jam, let's jump in. 312 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,367 -[fanfare music playing] -[chuckles, mutters] 313 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,680 [clears throat] All right, big day, 314 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,904 big bridge, kind of a couple blunders, right? 315 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,840 But we're gonna meditate on those mistakes right now. 316 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,510 Mary? 317 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,800 Organic chem is my meditation. 318 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,515 [Shazam chuckles] 319 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,517 Said nobody with friends ever, really. 320 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,153 In point of fact, I'd have friends 321 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,688 if I had gone to college. 322 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,490 [Shazam] In point of fact is exactly the kind of 323 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,824 smart thing that a smart person 324 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,159 who doesn't need to go to college says. 325 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,727 So, 326 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,195 let's go back to the tape. 327 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,930 Now, guys, as you can see, 328 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,767 we started off real, real, real, real strong, right? 329 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,536 Right up top, all that cohesiveness, energy, 330 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,238 -terrific! -[cell phone ringing] 331 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,441 Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL. 332 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,876 No, no, no, I'm not done with the presentation. 333 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,511 I know. And I love these daily recaps. 334 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,846 I just gotta spread my wings a bit before dinner. 335 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,948 -It helps keep me loose! -Okay, fine, fine. No recap. 336 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,383 We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great. 337 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,520 I gotta test this slime for toxicity 338 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,254 'cause I'm starting to... tingle. 339 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,257 Oh. The, uh, Phillies game just came on 340 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,293 so I'm gonna go ahead and, uh, watch baseball. 341 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,462 It's right that I give Tawny back. 342 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,865 [Shazam] Oh, come on! What is happening? 343 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,934 What is happening right now? All or none, guys! 344 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,269 If you say you have to work... 345 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,770 I have to work. 346 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,972 [sighs, chuckles] Why do you even have a job? 347 00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:54,240 Wonder Woman doesn't have a job! 348 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,775 -Stop. -No, seriously. 349 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:56,976 Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses 350 00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:58,545 and, like, nobody recognizes her 351 00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,979 and she's, like, an accountant or something? 352 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,549 Just stop. You are holding on too tight. 353 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,318 Just 'cause Freddy wants to fly solo for ten minutes 354 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,821 doesn't mean he's gonna leave you like your mom. 355 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,756 Or me wanting to go to college 356 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,291 means I'm abandoning the family. 357 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,826 Oh. Okay, cool, 358 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,794 it's about college again. I totally get it. 359 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,995 Yeah. 360 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:17,797 Do you really not see yourself? 361 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:18,832 [sighs] 362 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,573 You turn 18 in five months. 363 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,908 They're not gonna kick me out. They didn't kick you out. 364 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,444 Victor and Rosa are saints, yes, but you're about to age out 365 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,346 of the foster system just like I did. 366 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,116 Yeah, I get it. I know how it works, okay? 367 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,150 Do you? 368 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,870 Victor and Rosa can barely pay rent. 369 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,990 And the state no longer sends checks to feed or house me 370 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,920 and soon there will be no checks for you. 371 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,797 I don't care if Wonder Woman has a job. 372 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,465 I want to contribute. 373 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,334 At some point, Billy, like 374 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,670 everyone on Earth, we have to get a job or... 375 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,438 leave home. 376 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,945 Nothing lasts forever. 377 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,487 [door opens, closes] 378 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,857 I mean, it's literally called the Rock of Eternity. 379 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,197 So, clearly, some things do last forever. 380 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,232 -[ominous music playing] -[wind blowing] 381 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,384 [footsteps approaching] 382 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,680 [man] Leave me to die. 383 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,405 Oh, but we come bearing gifts. 384 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,842 [magic resonating] 385 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,684 Magic. 386 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,552 Impossible. 387 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,788 This realm was sealed off from magic. 388 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:26,459 Yes. After you ripped it from our father's very core. 389 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,262 From every god in this realm. 390 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,764 From me. 391 00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:33,566 [bar sizzling] 392 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,869 Do you not remember what you took? 393 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,805 What my particular power was? 394 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,307 The power of elements. 395 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,978 No. I cast a barrier to prevent your kind 396 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:46,980 from entering the human realm. 397 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,249 The only way that barrier could be removed is if-- 398 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,717 Someone broke this? 399 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,920 How did... 400 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,622 Where is the Champion? 401 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,391 It was your hands that forged this staff for our father 402 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,760 and yours that will mend it. 403 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,963 I told you I would die before I help you. 404 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,767 [grunting] 405 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,504 [groaning] 406 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,352 Now, say the word. 407 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,620 Never. Never! 408 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,255 Never say never. 409 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,365 Say the word. 410 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,433 [magical voices echoing] 411 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,775 [magical voices] Say the word. Say the word. 412 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:51,311 -Shazam! -[crackling] 413 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,346 [dramatic music playing] 414 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,351 [magic resonates] 415 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,321 [grunting] 416 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,294 [grunts] 417 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,497 [growls] 418 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:14,968 [grunts] 419 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,504 [screams] 420 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,708 [grunting] 421 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,144 Now we get to have our fun. 422 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:28,481 Fun is for children, dear. We are at war. 423 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,559 [upbeat music playing] 424 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,394 [school bell rings] 425 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:48,902 -Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my goodness. 426 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,300 -I am so sorry! -I'm so sorry! 427 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,438 No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry! 428 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,572 No, it's totally my fault. Are you okay? 429 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:53,606 -I'm okay, yeah. -Okay, yeah. 430 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,342 -I'm always okay. -Good. 431 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:58,712 Uh, actually, do you... do you know where this is? 432 00:22:58,778 --> 00:22:59,913 [voice cracks] Miss Saunders! 433 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:02,282 [clears throat] Yeah, absolutely 434 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,883 is what I meant to say. Voice crack. It's weird. 435 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,585 Oh, no, no worries. If it makes you feel any better 436 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:06,853 it's nothing compared to the amount 437 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,121 that you're blushing right now. 438 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,522 Oh, I blush when I'm confident. 439 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,570 -[chuckles] -[Brett] There she is. 440 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,259 -Hey. -New girl. First period. 441 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,528 -[Anne] Yeah. -I'm Brett. This is Burke. 442 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,297 Listen, if you need anything at all, 443 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,232 we're your guys. We got it. 444 00:23:19,299 --> 00:23:21,301 [Freddy] Brett and Burke Breyer. 445 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,635 They got it all. I mean, what is it, narcissistic personality disorder, 446 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,537 -chlamydia, they got it. -[chuckles] 447 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,473 Plenty of it to go around, too. 448 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,309 This is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid. 449 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,244 Fanboy here thinks he's a big boy now. 450 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:32,712 Yeah, he doesn't know where he belongs. 451 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,314 Sure I do. I don't belong in that trash can. 452 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,949 'Cause that's... I'll smell like human garbage, 453 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:37,917 do you realize that? And that's your brand, guys! 454 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,786 [grunting] 455 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,254 [Brett] Down goes Freeman. 456 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:42,455 Hey, hey! Look! 457 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,259 -Now I'm a superhero. -Nice! 458 00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:48,795 [clearing throat] 459 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,730 What is this thing doing here? 460 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,232 -Janitors. -[groaning] 461 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:53,400 [Brett] Get up, man. What are you doin'? 462 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:54,801 -Come on. -[Freddy grunts] 463 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,169 You're gonna want to get this fixed, huh? 464 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,171 Yeah, that's probably why you fell. 465 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,773 [Burke] Yeah. [Brett] Bye, new girl. 466 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:00,974 Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle. 467 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:02,609 Don't sweat it. That trash can 468 00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:04,277 was like a second home to me when I went here. 469 00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:05,311 [Freddy chuckles] 470 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,181 Hey. 471 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,816 You knew those guys were gonna hit you, 472 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,751 but you stepped in anyway. 473 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,953 You know something? That's how I amuse myself. 474 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,255 The funnier I am, 475 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,957 [grunts] the more I get punched. 476 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,259 [both chuckling] 477 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:20,627 Well, it made me laugh. 478 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:22,829 So... 479 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,702 -[chuckles] -Hero. 480 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,471 [mouthing] 481 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,141 You gonna walk me to class, or what? 482 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:36,476 Why would I... Walk you to class? No. 483 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:38,645 Why would I wanna do that? Yes! 484 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:40,460 Thanks. [chuckles] 485 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,449 So, from the top. 486 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,652 What is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid? 487 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:49,723 Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically, 488 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,225 a while ago I happened to have some lunch 489 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:54,227 in the cafeteria with a few superheroes. 490 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:57,297 Wait, the kid who's friends with superheroes. 491 00:24:57,364 --> 00:24:58,698 -That was you? -Yeah. 492 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,500 And they're still ****s to you? 493 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,968 Sadly, just 'cause you know someone cool, 494 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:04,404 doesn't really necessarily make you cool. 495 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,805 You seem pretty cool to me. 496 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:09,576 [loudly] Freddy! 497 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:13,460 Is my name. 498 00:25:13,146 --> 00:25:15,849 Sorry, that was weird and loud. I'm Freddy, 499 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:17,484 he said in a normal voice. 500 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:18,518 I'm Anne. 501 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:21,855 Anne. 502 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:23,156 -[grunts] -[chuckles] 503 00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:24,424 -Nice! -Bullseye. 504 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,920 Hey, you gotta fix that crutch, bro! 505 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,160 [chuckles] 506 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,950 What? 507 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,163 [sighs] 508 00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:33,433 [chuckles lightly] 509 00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:37,504 [wizard gasping] 510 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,539 [unsettling music playing] 511 00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:54,220 [grunts] 512 00:25:58,425 --> 00:25:59,392 [groans] 513 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:02,595 [speaking other language] 514 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:08,568 [in English] Good, little one. Well done. 515 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:11,471 Now go find me the one responsible for this. 516 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,642 [captivating music playing] 517 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,588 [cork pops] 518 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,657 Wow. Um... [chuckles] 519 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,593 I'm flattered that you feel this way. 520 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:36,496 Truly, I mean, you know, like, look at all this, you know... 521 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,765 Romantic setting 522 00:26:38,832 --> 00:26:41,267 and fancy champagne, big plates, tiny food. 523 00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:42,802 I mean, you went all out. 524 00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:45,939 I love that, I, I, I, I do. 525 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,640 I'm just not sure 526 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:49,642 that I'm really ready to commit right now, you know. 527 00:26:49,743 --> 00:26:52,278 Wait, wait, wait. No, this isn't about you. 528 00:26:52,345 --> 00:26:56,816 I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look... [chuckles] 529 00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,785 I know the whole world wants to see this happen. 530 00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:00,420 You and me. 531 00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:03,990 The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. [chuckles] 532 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,160 She-zam. 533 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,529 I guess I'm just afraid that I'm... 534 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,865 gonna let 'em all down. You know? 535 00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:14,534 That I'm gonna let you down. 536 00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:21,708 You know what? Screw it. Let's try. 537 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:22,976 Let's try this crazy thing. 538 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,278 Maybe we'll, uh... 539 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,549 seal it with a kiss? 540 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,618 [sentimental piano music playing] 541 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:44,664 -Billy Batson! -[Shazam screams] 542 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,966 You are a fool of a champion. 543 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:49,690 What the hell... What the hell is going on? 544 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,403 What happened to her beautiful face? 545 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:52,138 Also, aren't you, like, dead-*** dead? 546 00:27:52,205 --> 00:27:54,374 I bring a warning from beyond your realm. 547 00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:56,376 The daughters of Atlas are coming for you. 548 00:27:56,476 --> 00:27:57,644 Daughters of Atlas? 549 00:27:57,711 --> 00:27:59,145 They're coming to unmake your world 550 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:02,820 and torture mankind for all eternity 551 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,851 -in the Pit of Endless Agony. -Okay, I feel like maybe 552 00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:05,985 I should be writing all this down. 553 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,187 -Quiet! -Okay, okay. 554 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:09,189 You don't know what you've done. 555 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:11,224 I regret ever choosing you. 556 00:28:11,324 --> 00:28:12,926 Because of you, 557 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:14,994 the barrier between the world has been brought down. 558 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:16,563 They will be hunting for you now. 559 00:28:16,663 --> 00:28:17,597 Hunting your family. 560 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,680 [Shazam] Hmm? 561 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:25,500 Oh, they're coming. Listen to me, Billy. 562 00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:27,440 The fate of your world depends on it. 563 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,776 One thing you absolutely must not allow 564 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,780 the daughters of Atlas to do is... 565 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:33,580 -[screams] -[gasps] 566 00:28:37,830 --> 00:28:39,850 [breathing heavily] 567 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,421 -[mysterious music playing] -[crackling] 568 00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:48,228 -[shatters] -[gasps] 569 00:28:52,632 --> 00:28:54,134 Hey, Freddy? 570 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,769 -[dog barking in distance] -[crickets chirping] 571 00:28:57,737 --> 00:28:58,705 [sighs] 572 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:08,782 [Freddy] Nope, over it. Done it. 573 00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:11,117 Check fraud? What, are you kidding me? [gasps] 574 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,787 Armored car heist? 575 00:29:13,887 --> 00:29:16,122 [chuckles] I think I got that in the bag. 576 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,991 [rock music playing] 577 00:29:18,910 --> 00:29:19,826 -Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 578 00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:26,466 Whoo! 579 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,301 [Freddy scoffs] 580 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:31,237 Bon appetit. 581 00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:34,740 Hi. 582 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,743 -Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi. -Hi. [chuckles] 583 00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,144 Um, you wanna show me 584 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,130 where you were sitting when it happened? 585 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,750 Oh, yeah, of course. Totally. 586 00:29:43,817 --> 00:29:45,585 -Yeah. Follow me. -Okay, yeah. 587 00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:47,854 So, basically, it's a table down at the end. 588 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:49,923 [people chattering] 589 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,526 So I was sitting, yeah... 590 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,995 Basically, I was sitting right here, and he was sitting 591 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,330 right there. 592 00:29:57,430 --> 00:29:58,598 -Here? [chuckles] -Right there, yeah. 593 00:29:58,665 --> 00:30:00,600 [cell phone vibrates, chimes] 594 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,202 Oh, sorry. Overbearing brother. 595 00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:04,304 Oh, I have one of those. Uh, a sister. 596 00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:05,538 Always has to know where I am. 597 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:06,873 -Right. -[cell phone chiming] 598 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,274 -I feel that, clearly. -[chuckles] 599 00:30:08,341 --> 00:30:09,876 Always thinks she knows better, too. 600 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,444 Even when it's been factually proven otherwise? 601 00:30:11,511 --> 00:30:13,313 Exactly. And it's not that I don't love her. 602 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,548 No, of course. It'd just be nice not to have someone-- 603 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,450 Constantly breathing down your neck. 604 00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:19,285 -From the moment you wake up! -'Cause I'm not a kid anymore. 605 00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:21,721 No! I'm a month younger, one month exactly. 606 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:23,490 And do we have to do every single thing together? 607 00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:25,625 [both] No! 608 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:27,694 -[both chuckle] -[footsteps approaching] 609 00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:29,863 Oh! Billy! What... 610 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:31,364 What a coinkidink! Um... 611 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:33,366 I was just telling my friend Anne 612 00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:36,236 -what a great guy you are. -We need to talk. 613 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:37,837 We need to talk. This guy loves to talk. 614 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:39,673 -He's a great talker. -Freddy. 615 00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:41,975 -I have to talk to him. I'll be right back. -Okay. 616 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,879 Wait, didn't you tell us the wizard disintegrated? 617 00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:47,180 The skin peeled off his face. 618 00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:49,490 He turned into a literal pile of ash. 619 00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:51,217 -Yeah, seems definitive. -I dunno. 620 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:54,421 Yeah. Except now he's in my dreams 621 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,922 and, Freddy, he's trying to give me a message. 622 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:57,691 [snaps fingers] Could be astral projection powers. 623 00:30:57,757 --> 00:30:59,993 -What's that? -Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you 624 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,761 -from the great beyond? -That's it, I'm calling 625 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:03,329 an emergency meeting after school. 626 00:31:03,396 --> 00:31:05,365 -I want you there. -Where else am I gonna go? 627 00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:06,733 -What? -Dude. 628 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,868 [Freddy reading indistinctly] 629 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,204 Okay, first of all, I didn't explode it! 630 00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:12,772 All right? It was already like that and, and, and... 631 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,240 What is that, the Tribune? It's fake news! 632 00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:15,775 Freddy, we only have one rule. 633 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,177 [both] All or none. 634 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,545 And it's a stupid rule, by the way. 635 00:31:18,611 --> 00:31:20,213 I have a girl talking to me, Billy. 636 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,480 A girl. For the first time in my life! 637 00:31:22,115 --> 00:31:24,170 And I probably don't have a shot in hell with this girl, 638 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:25,719 but I'll never find out 639 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:27,530 if you keep trying to control everything I wanna do! 640 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,521 Just be at the Rock, Freddy. 641 00:31:28,588 --> 00:31:31,591 [sighs] Okay. Mmm. 642 00:31:31,691 --> 00:31:33,860 By the way, uh, she has a sister. 643 00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:35,362 Total control freak. 644 00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:36,863 I think you guys would get along. 645 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:38,732 Think you'd love her, actually. 646 00:31:38,798 --> 00:31:39,933 [Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam, 647 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,468 I know it sounds crazy. 648 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,203 And, and obviously I don't know 649 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,205 exactly what this all means 650 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:46,873 but, but he was super aggro 651 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,908 and super loud and he was trying to warn us, I think. 652 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:50,443 He was yelling about all this 653 00:31:50,543 --> 00:31:51,945 wizard-y mumbo-jumbo about realms and stuff. 654 00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:54,614 Do you have to talk so loud? 655 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:56,616 Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not that loud. 656 00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:59,419 I think this is a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume. 657 00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:00,887 What is the deal? Are you okay? 658 00:32:00,954 --> 00:32:03,957 -Yeah. -Why do you have sunglasses on? 659 00:32:04,570 --> 00:32:05,392 Did you go to the eye doctor this morning? 660 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,227 -[snorts] -[Shazam chuckles] 661 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:09,796 I dunno, it looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor, 662 00:32:09,896 --> 00:32:12,599 but it was last night, and she had a lot of fun. 663 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:15,635 In point of fact, I did have a great time. 664 00:32:15,735 --> 00:32:18,605 I met other people my age and I enjoyed myself. 665 00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:20,940 You made friends at the eye doctor? 666 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:22,475 No, she... 667 00:32:22,575 --> 00:32:24,100 Yeah, can we get back on track? 668 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,645 Listen, he's yelling at me 669 00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:27,647 and he's saying the daughters of Atlas 670 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:29,616 are coming to hunt us. 671 00:32:29,683 --> 00:32:31,170 So, check out what I found. 672 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,652 "The daughters of Atlas are the offspring 673 00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:33,953 of the Titan Atlas..." 674 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,488 which is obvious, 675 00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:39,693 but also Nyx, the Goddess of Night and Death. 676 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:42,128 Well, good things can happen at night. 677 00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:43,797 -And death. -[sighs] 678 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:45,632 Let me see this. 679 00:32:45,699 --> 00:32:47,667 [intriguing music playing] 680 00:32:50,704 --> 00:32:53,673 "The daughters guard the mythic Tree of Life 681 00:32:53,773 --> 00:32:57,377 which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life 682 00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:59,346 which gave birth to their realm 683 00:32:59,446 --> 00:33:00,814 protected by a... 684 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:03,950 -dragon." -Hey, now. 685 00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:05,151 And I am suddenly here for this. 686 00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:06,720 I know, right? 687 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,121 'Cause, like, on one hand, totally terrifying. 688 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:09,989 -On the other hand, dragon! -Dragon! 689 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,691 Mary. What are we doin'? 690 00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:14,494 I don't know, man. This is your meeting. 691 00:33:14,561 --> 00:33:17,630 Right, yes, fine, but we all need to be on the same page 692 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:18,832 and, and, and look, 693 00:33:18,898 --> 00:33:21,668 I often think that you think better than me. 694 00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:25,372 The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? 695 00:33:25,472 --> 00:33:27,474 Like, I don't know how a lot of this stuff works. 696 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,542 That, that room of doors, or that violin 697 00:33:29,642 --> 00:33:32,212 that is, like, constantly burning which is super weird but also 698 00:33:32,312 --> 00:33:33,747 definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? 699 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:36,850 He didn't even tell me my superhero name. 700 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:39,185 And it's not like I'm not tryin'. 701 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:41,421 But I really, really need your help. 702 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:46,426 Uh, I might know somebody that can help. 703 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,566 Shut up. That lights up? 704 00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:55,602 [rumbling] 705 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:57,671 Shut up. 706 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:07,130 [enchanting music playing] 707 00:34:30,637 --> 00:34:32,472 So, I'm mapping out the entire lair 708 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:34,207 and you withhold this? 709 00:34:34,274 --> 00:34:35,410 [Shazam] And you have really been holding out on us. 710 00:34:35,108 --> 00:34:36,420 Jeez Louise, dude. 711 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:40,480 -Whoa! -[Shazam] "Whoa" what? 712 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,148 -"Whoa" what? -[superhero Darla] Look! 713 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:43,583 -[superhero Darla chuckles] -Hey, Steve. 714 00:34:44,984 --> 00:34:47,320 [chuckles] What? You call the pen "Steve"? 715 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:48,988 Yeah, I thought he looked like a "Steve." 716 00:34:49,890 --> 00:34:50,657 [superhero Darla] He totally looks like a "Steve." 717 00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:56,229 -"'Crime and Punishment,' a book report by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah. 718 00:34:56,296 --> 00:34:58,665 -[Shazam laughs] -Pedro. 719 00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:01,634 -Dude, that's cheating. -I mean, he knows everything. 720 00:35:01,735 --> 00:35:04,137 -Hmm. -Seriously. Ask him. 721 00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:05,638 You can just ask him stuff? 722 00:35:05,739 --> 00:35:07,140 -Pretty much. -[Shazam] Slick. Okay, cool. 723 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,843 Steve, we're looking for information 724 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:11,911 about the daughters of Atlas. 725 00:35:11,978 --> 00:35:13,947 Can you please help us with that? 726 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,189 -These are book titles. -[Shazam] Okay. 727 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:24,691 Let's just all pick a book, or something. 728 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:27,160 Where's Freddy? I mean, obscure mythology? 729 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:28,962 Definitely his thing. 730 00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:31,598 I'm not even sure Freddy knows what his thing is anymore. 731 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:35,135 [people chattering] 732 00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:39,639 You know I've actually never, never been up here. 733 00:35:39,706 --> 00:35:42,420 Don't lie. [chuckles] This is where you hang out 734 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:44,377 with your superhero friends, isn't it? 735 00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:46,713 No, actually, why would they ever have to... Why would they ever come here? 736 00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,448 I mean they have, yes, they've driven by... 737 00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:50,350 Do you actually know those guys? 738 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:53,486 Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation? 739 00:35:53,553 --> 00:35:54,788 Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I 740 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:56,456 aren't really exclusive, as of now. 741 00:35:56,523 --> 00:35:57,524 [chuckles] 742 00:35:59,893 --> 00:36:00,860 Do you wanna meet one of them? 743 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:02,796 Meet, like how? 744 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:04,197 Like, face-to-face, right now. 745 00:36:05,398 --> 00:36:06,700 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 746 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,340 And today is your lucky day, 747 00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:10,300 because I'm gonna call the hot one. 748 00:36:10,904 --> 00:36:12,339 Her? 749 00:36:12,405 --> 00:36:13,907 -No, the male hot one. -Him? 750 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:16,810 What? Him? 751 00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:18,678 Look, I mean, it's all subjective, right? But, um... 752 00:36:18,745 --> 00:36:20,814 Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls 753 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,649 so... It's no big deal. 754 00:36:22,716 --> 00:36:24,651 Is this a joke, Freddy? 755 00:36:24,718 --> 00:36:27,420 'Cause I didn't mean to make you actually prove it, really. 756 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:32,659 No, it's not a joke. And I'm gonna 757 00:36:32,726 --> 00:36:34,427 call him right now. I'm gonna call him right now. 758 00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:37,597 So, don't move. So, stay right there. 759 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:39,666 Hey, Captain Everypower. What's goin' on? 760 00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:42,435 It's your boy Freddy. Yeah. 761 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:43,670 Remember that time I saved your life? 762 00:36:43,737 --> 00:36:44,838 No, no, no, the other time. 763 00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:46,339 Yeah. 764 00:36:46,406 --> 00:36:48,775 Well, I'm calling in that favor. 765 00:36:51,745 --> 00:36:54,180 [lightning cracks] 766 00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:55,949 [heroic music plays] 767 00:36:57,884 --> 00:36:59,386 You must be Anne. 768 00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:02,188 [gasps] Oh, my God. 769 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:05,225 Friend of Freddy's, I hear. 770 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:08,940 I am, actually. Yeah. How are you... 771 00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:14,340 [sighs] You know, I may be the one with the superpowers, 772 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,201 but that kid, 773 00:37:15,268 --> 00:37:16,736 he's the real hero. 774 00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:18,872 Yeah. I mean, honestly, 775 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:20,540 I've never met anyone like him. 776 00:37:20,607 --> 00:37:22,909 He's... genuine 777 00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:25,645 and warm and funny. [chuckles] 778 00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:27,313 -That's a lot of nice things. -Yeah. 779 00:37:29,282 --> 00:37:30,617 How did you two meet? 780 00:37:30,717 --> 00:37:31,785 Comic Con. 781 00:37:31,885 --> 00:37:33,787 -What's Comic Con? -What? 782 00:37:33,887 --> 00:37:35,121 [superhero Mary] According to this, 783 00:37:35,221 --> 00:37:37,457 gods considered humans servants, 784 00:37:37,557 --> 00:37:39,392 toys to be played with, 785 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:40,827 children to be punished. 786 00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:44,464 [chuckles] Thanks, Steve. 787 00:37:44,564 --> 00:37:47,000 Until the rebellion when the humans turned on the gods. 788 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,635 I'm reading about that right now. 789 00:37:48,735 --> 00:37:50,303 So, apparently, all of this 790 00:37:50,403 --> 00:37:52,439 revolves around a powerful weapon. 791 00:37:52,505 --> 00:37:54,441 So Atlas, uh, the father 792 00:37:54,507 --> 00:37:56,743 of the daughters of Atlas, obviously, yeah, 793 00:37:56,810 --> 00:37:58,611 he crafted a quarterstaff from the Tree of Life 794 00:37:58,678 --> 00:38:01,281 and he used that staff to give powers to certain deities 795 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:04,184 but also to take powers away from others. 796 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:07,754 So, the staff's where Atlas stored all supernatural power. 797 00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:11,591 Yes, exactly. It's like a, a battery for magic. 798 00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:13,193 But when things got bad, 799 00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:16,196 a council of human wizards got together and they 800 00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:17,630 stole the staff from Atlas. 801 00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:19,466 And they used that to take his powers away. 802 00:38:19,532 --> 00:38:20,967 And once they had his magic they went after other gods... 803 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,469 Guys, that's the wizard! I know this guy, 804 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:24,371 this is the wizard that I know! 805 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:25,605 What do these say? 806 00:38:31,211 --> 00:38:32,512 "The Wisdom of Solomon, 807 00:38:32,612 --> 00:38:34,214 Strength of Hercules, Stamina of Atlas, 808 00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:35,882 Power of Zeus, Courage of Achilles, 809 00:38:35,982 --> 00:38:38,284 Speed of Mercury." These are the powers they stole. 810 00:38:39,619 --> 00:38:40,553 No. 811 00:38:42,689 --> 00:38:43,690 Whoa, guys, look! 812 00:38:43,790 --> 00:38:45,325 This is what the name means. 813 00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:46,826 Which is way cooler than what I thought it was, 814 00:38:46,893 --> 00:38:48,828 which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so. 815 00:38:48,895 --> 00:38:52,320 If I may point out one of the powers that may be possibly MIA. 816 00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:53,566 Boop. 817 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:54,701 [Shazam] I'm sorry, 818 00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:56,569 are you very unsubtly implying 819 00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:59,305 that I somehow lack the wisdom of 820 00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:01,174 -Solo Man? -Yeah. 821 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:03,910 Well, maybe it comes later. 822 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,912 I mean you do usually ask Mary what to do. 823 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,130 -I'm just saying. -Yeah. 824 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,381 This is very, very hurtful. 825 00:39:08,481 --> 00:39:09,582 I just want you all to know that. 826 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:11,840 And it's pronounced "Solomon." 827 00:39:11,184 --> 00:39:12,552 -Oh. -[Shazam clears throat] 828 00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:14,320 What else have we learned, fam? 829 00:39:14,387 --> 00:39:18,758 Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods, 830 00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:23,163 the wizards apparently encased the God Realm in some 831 00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:25,265 magical sphere 832 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:27,167 sealing it away forever. 833 00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:29,402 Cut off from magic. 834 00:39:29,502 --> 00:39:31,538 Oh, so that's what that was about. 835 00:39:31,604 --> 00:39:34,708 Yeah, I don't think that they are so cut off anymore. 836 00:39:36,943 --> 00:39:39,450 A bizarre and gruesome scene unfolded 837 00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:40,847 in Athens, Greece this morning. 838 00:39:40,914 --> 00:39:42,916 Two women dressed in what appears to be ancient Greek... 839 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,180 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's staff. How did they get that? 840 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:46,853 So, all those statues used to be people. 841 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,857 I'm wondering, how did the staff end up in Europe, 842 00:39:50,924 --> 00:39:52,250 where Greece is at? 843 00:39:53,793 --> 00:39:57,197 Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane. 844 00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:58,264 You want it back? 845 00:40:02,102 --> 00:40:04,237 I mean, I did break it in half and then throw it away. 846 00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:06,573 So, that's probably where the journey started. 847 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:07,774 -You know? -What? 848 00:40:07,874 --> 00:40:09,242 What do you mean, "What?" What? 849 00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:10,877 -You just left it there? -We were all there. 850 00:40:10,944 --> 00:40:13,460 Guys, I had a staff. I gave you all superpowers. 851 00:40:13,113 --> 00:40:14,781 You're welcome, by the way. 852 00:40:14,881 --> 00:40:16,116 And then I had to break it in half so Sivana didn't do 853 00:40:16,216 --> 00:40:18,218 super bad-guy stuff with it, okay? 854 00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:19,786 You broke the staff, 855 00:40:19,886 --> 00:40:21,721 meaning you broke the barrier between worlds. 856 00:40:21,788 --> 00:40:22,989 Which we now know. 857 00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:24,958 We also now know what they look like, 858 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,760 so when they come to hunt us, we'll see those two 859 00:40:26,826 --> 00:40:27,827 -coming a-- -Three. 860 00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:28,895 What? 861 00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:32,465 Atlas had three daughters. 862 00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:34,834 Kalypso, Hespera, 863 00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:36,670 Anthea. 864 00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:39,239 Anne... thea. 865 00:40:41,675 --> 00:40:44,344 You know, I'm not just a superhero. 866 00:40:45,345 --> 00:40:46,646 I'm a super listener. 867 00:40:47,681 --> 00:40:49,150 And... 868 00:40:49,115 --> 00:40:50,250 I sense... 869 00:40:51,685 --> 00:40:54,154 that you may have feelings for Freddy. 870 00:40:54,254 --> 00:40:56,890 Just wanna know when he's coming back. 871 00:40:57,123 --> 00:40:58,625 Don't want him to get hurt. 872 00:40:58,692 --> 00:41:01,661 Oh, well, Anne... [sighs] I mean, we can't choose 873 00:41:01,761 --> 00:41:03,430 the people we fall for. 874 00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:05,310 What? 875 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:06,766 I'm not talking about that. 876 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:09,602 If he shows up now, he's in serious danger. 877 00:41:09,669 --> 00:41:11,705 Whoa! Look who you're with. 878 00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:13,373 What could possibly be dangerous? 879 00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,441 Us. 880 00:41:16,676 --> 00:41:18,345 Okay. 881 00:41:18,445 --> 00:41:20,130 I see how it is. 882 00:41:20,113 --> 00:41:21,470 Let's dance. 883 00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:24,184 [groaning] 884 00:41:24,284 --> 00:41:25,652 Oh, my God. 885 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:26,686 Freddy? 886 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:28,355 Ow! 887 00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:29,889 Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know. 888 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:31,391 I never meant for you to get hurt. 889 00:41:31,491 --> 00:41:33,326 Oh, I'm not the one who's gonna get hurt. 890 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,128 Shazam! 891 00:41:36,796 --> 00:41:37,731 Shazam! 892 00:41:38,665 --> 00:41:39,899 Shazam. 893 00:41:39,999 --> 00:41:42,100 -What's going on up here? -[Freddy] Mis... 894 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,737 Freddy, are you all right? 895 00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:44,738 Get back inside. Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle. 896 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:47,700 I'm okay. Go back inside. 897 00:41:47,730 --> 00:41:48,508 Who are you? Do you have kids here? 898 00:41:48,575 --> 00:41:49,876 What are you doing? Don't hurt him. 899 00:41:49,976 --> 00:41:52,512 I won't touch him. You have my word. 900 00:41:56,490 --> 00:41:58,151 [whispering in other language] 901 00:41:58,218 --> 00:42:00,887 [skin squelching] 902 00:42:00,987 --> 00:42:02,989 [magical voices whispering] 903 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,324 [in English] Mr. G. Wha... 904 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:05,658 What did she say? What are you doing? 905 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,195 What are you doing? 906 00:42:09,262 --> 00:42:10,897 What are you... no, no, no! 907 00:42:10,997 --> 00:42:12,980 Stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait, wait! Hey, no, no, no! 908 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:15,602 Wait, no, no, no! 909 00:42:15,702 --> 00:42:17,704 -[screaming] -[body thuds] 910 00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:21,107 I forgot how easily they burst. 911 00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:22,342 Why would you do that? 912 00:42:23,343 --> 00:42:24,344 Like grapes. 913 00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:25,679 [sobs] 914 00:42:25,745 --> 00:42:27,280 [magic resonates] 915 00:42:28,515 --> 00:42:29,449 What the... Huh? 916 00:42:30,717 --> 00:42:32,686 [Freddy yelping] 917 00:42:38,558 --> 00:42:39,526 [gasps] 918 00:42:41,461 --> 00:42:44,731 Now, child, tell us where to find the others. 919 00:42:44,798 --> 00:42:46,433 No need. 920 00:42:46,533 --> 00:42:48,802 [dramatic music playing] 921 00:42:48,902 --> 00:42:50,303 [Freddy yelps, grunts] 922 00:42:51,771 --> 00:42:53,239 Clip his wings, Anthea. 923 00:42:56,142 --> 00:42:58,144 [magic trilling] 924 00:43:00,413 --> 00:43:01,981 [Shazam grunting] 925 00:43:06,786 --> 00:43:08,254 [grunting] 926 00:43:13,727 --> 00:43:15,610 [chuckling] 927 00:43:21,968 --> 00:43:22,936 Ow. 928 00:43:28,775 --> 00:43:29,743 Wait. 929 00:43:31,811 --> 00:43:32,812 There are more. 930 00:43:32,912 --> 00:43:33,913 [exclaims] 931 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:37,170 [heroic music playing] 932 00:43:38,651 --> 00:43:41,755 -Perfect. We take them all. -No. 933 00:43:41,821 --> 00:43:43,356 That's not why we're here. 934 00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:45,592 We're here for the seed of life. Yield, sister. 935 00:43:45,658 --> 00:43:47,427 We stick to the plan we have. 936 00:43:47,494 --> 00:43:48,595 Father would never yield. 937 00:43:48,661 --> 00:43:50,163 And Father is dead. 938 00:43:50,263 --> 00:43:52,832 Now, you know your place, sister. 939 00:43:52,932 --> 00:43:54,501 Or I will show it to you. 940 00:43:56,703 --> 00:43:58,838 We do this our way, not theirs. 941 00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:04,444 [Shazam grunts] 942 00:44:06,179 --> 00:44:08,515 [Hespera] Make one move... 943 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:10,850 -[magic resonates] -[screaming] 944 00:44:10,950 --> 00:44:12,318 [choking] 945 00:44:12,385 --> 00:44:14,788 ...and I will snap this child's neck. 946 00:44:17,390 --> 00:44:18,358 [choking] 947 00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:21,294 [dramatic music playing] 948 00:44:43,316 --> 00:44:44,751 Oh, Freddy. 949 00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:48,688 [Freddy grunts] 950 00:44:50,657 --> 00:44:52,759 -[Shazam grunts] -Billy, no! 951 00:44:58,665 --> 00:45:00,600 [speaking in other language] 952 00:45:06,606 --> 00:45:08,410 [magic resonating] 953 00:45:27,861 --> 00:45:29,295 [Freddy in English] Billy, stay back! 954 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:30,630 They're using the staff to take our powers. 955 00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:38,805 [grunts, gasps] 956 00:45:39,906 --> 00:45:42,242 What? What? [gasps] 957 00:45:45,779 --> 00:45:47,747 [grunting] 958 00:45:50,717 --> 00:45:52,652 -[grunting] -[crackling] 959 00:45:53,319 --> 00:45:54,287 [yells] 960 00:45:57,924 --> 00:45:58,892 Sorry! 961 00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:02,829 [Freddy] I'm sorry, 962 00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:04,330 I'm sorry, just, just save yourself. 963 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:06,966 No, no, all or none. We stick together. 964 00:46:07,670 --> 00:46:09,903 And that you will because you cannot leave. 965 00:46:09,969 --> 00:46:13,340 Let's see how you like being sealed off in a dying world. 966 00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:16,900 [Freddy] No! 967 00:46:16,109 --> 00:46:17,177 No! 968 00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,244 Freddy! 969 00:46:26,619 --> 00:46:28,355 [news anchor] From City Line Avenue in the north 970 00:46:28,455 --> 00:46:30,423 to the western shore of the Schuylkill River 971 00:46:30,490 --> 00:46:31,791 to Cobbs Creek. 972 00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:33,693 The unidentified barrier appears 973 00:46:33,793 --> 00:46:35,328 to be in the shape of a dome 974 00:46:35,428 --> 00:46:38,465 with no one allowed into the city or out 975 00:46:38,531 --> 00:46:42,335 with some suggesting this strange magical element 976 00:46:42,435 --> 00:46:47,340 may be the doing, or undoing, of the Philadelphia Fiascoes. 977 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,376 [ominous music playing] 978 00:46:51,144 --> 00:46:52,112 [yelps] 979 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:54,981 [breathing shakily] 980 00:47:06,359 --> 00:47:07,694 -Holy sh... -[wizard] Shh! 981 00:47:07,794 --> 00:47:11,231 -[gasps] -[wizard] I'm trying to sleep. 982 00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:13,666 It is the only escape from the tortures here. 983 00:47:13,733 --> 00:47:15,869 Okay. Bleak. 984 00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:19,339 Wait a second. 985 00:47:19,406 --> 00:47:21,574 Hagrid beard, Batman voice. 986 00:47:21,675 --> 00:47:24,210 You're the wizard. You're the wizard! Oh, my... 987 00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,712 You're back! Billy told me all about you. 988 00:47:25,812 --> 00:47:27,881 Billy? You know Billy Batson? 989 00:47:27,981 --> 00:47:29,482 Billy Batson. Yeah, he's my best friend. 990 00:47:29,549 --> 00:47:31,418 I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman, Captain Everypower. 991 00:47:31,518 --> 00:47:33,353 Well, used to be. It's complicated now. 992 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:34,988 She... It's complicated. 993 00:47:35,550 --> 00:47:37,524 That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam? 994 00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:40,593 Yeah, he did. And he said that you turned into ash, but, but didn't? 995 00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:42,529 [grunts] 996 00:47:42,595 --> 00:47:43,930 Once I gave him the power, 997 00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:46,700 I could no longer remain in my realm. 998 00:47:46,766 --> 00:47:48,401 But death would have been a luxury 999 00:47:48,501 --> 00:47:50,403 compared to being trapped in this cell 1000 00:47:50,503 --> 00:47:52,872 with the knowledge of my failure, and with you. 1001 00:47:52,939 --> 00:47:54,240 Mostly with you. 1002 00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:55,442 A little more sarcastic than Billy said, 1003 00:47:55,542 --> 00:47:57,277 but, hey, all good. 1004 00:47:57,377 --> 00:47:59,446 -Let's just get out of here. -"Let's just get out of here." 1005 00:47:59,546 --> 00:48:00,747 Yeah, sure. 1006 00:48:00,847 --> 00:48:02,515 I sound nothing like that, but okay. 1007 00:48:02,582 --> 00:48:03,917 Here's what we've got, um... 1008 00:48:04,170 --> 00:48:06,386 A cranky wizard with a cynical streak 1009 00:48:06,453 --> 00:48:09,289 and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit. 1010 00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:13,360 There is no way these sisters are keeping us in here. 1011 00:48:13,426 --> 00:48:15,195 These prison bars, they're probably enchanted! 1012 00:48:15,261 --> 00:48:18,365 -What spells do you know? -Please, stop talking. 1013 00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:19,566 How about an arcane focus? 1014 00:48:19,632 --> 00:48:21,201 I don't even know what that is. 1015 00:48:21,267 --> 00:48:22,569 [groans] 1016 00:48:22,635 --> 00:48:24,270 Fine, then let's make a potion. 1017 00:48:24,371 --> 00:48:26,473 Like a potion of, um, giant strength or diminution. 1018 00:48:26,573 --> 00:48:28,241 Oh! Gaseous form! 1019 00:48:28,308 --> 00:48:30,777 Yeah! Maybe we could float out of here like a fart. 1020 00:48:30,877 --> 00:48:34,214 I gave my powers to children who squandered it. 1021 00:48:35,281 --> 00:48:36,983 We will die here, Freeby. 1022 00:48:37,830 --> 00:48:39,953 It's Freddy, by the way. "Freeby"? Where do you even... 1023 00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:41,454 The sooner you accept it, 1024 00:48:42,389 --> 00:48:43,590 the easier it will be. 1025 00:48:43,656 --> 00:48:46,226 Is this a tooth? There's a tooth in here! 1026 00:48:46,926 --> 00:48:47,927 Hmm. 1027 00:48:47,994 --> 00:48:49,963 [foreboding music playing] 1028 00:48:56,436 --> 00:48:59,406 [superhero Mary] "Power of elements. Power of chaos. 1029 00:48:59,472 --> 00:49:01,574 Power of axis." 1030 00:49:01,641 --> 00:49:03,143 These are primordial forces. 1031 00:49:03,243 --> 00:49:05,780 I don't know how we fight powers like this. 1032 00:49:05,145 --> 00:49:06,980 I tell you how we fight it. 1033 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,515 With the wisdom of... 1034 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,685 -Solomon. -Exactly. 1035 00:49:11,785 --> 00:49:13,586 We, we set up a meeting. 1036 00:49:13,653 --> 00:49:16,220 Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate. 1037 00:49:16,122 --> 00:49:18,258 Offer up our powers for Freddy. 1038 00:49:18,324 --> 00:49:20,160 But then we grab one of them 1039 00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:21,995 and that's what we really use to trade! 1040 00:49:22,950 --> 00:49:23,630 But what if they steal our powers? 1041 00:49:23,697 --> 00:49:25,832 No, they won't, 'cause we know how they work now. 1042 00:49:25,932 --> 00:49:28,435 You know what I mean? If they just point that staff at us, we dodge. 1043 00:49:28,501 --> 00:49:31,104 [imitates whooshing sounds] Like dodgeball. 1044 00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:33,340 -Hmm. -Dude, I suck at dodgeball. 1045 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,375 Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball, 1046 00:49:35,475 --> 00:49:36,843 but not Super Pedro. 1047 00:49:36,943 --> 00:49:39,112 No, Super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball. 1048 00:49:39,179 --> 00:49:42,148 Fine. Listen, all I know is that there's five of us and three of them. 1049 00:49:42,215 --> 00:49:44,517 So I think we should send them a little invitation. 1050 00:49:47,530 --> 00:49:48,154 Okay. 1051 00:49:48,221 --> 00:49:50,223 So, Steve says that this paper 1052 00:49:50,323 --> 00:49:52,459 is a stack of magical parchment. 1053 00:49:52,525 --> 00:49:54,394 You write a message on the magical paper 1054 00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:57,397 and say the name of the god that you would like to talk to 1055 00:49:57,497 --> 00:49:59,999 and then the paper folds into a... 1056 00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:02,469 [gasps] Oh, my God, yes! 1057 00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:05,305 A paper bird. 1058 00:50:05,372 --> 00:50:06,973 And it flies to the god. 1059 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,842 [Super Hero Eugene] Well, that's kinda cute. 1060 00:50:08,908 --> 00:50:12,979 Hey, what about demigods? Uh, you know, like, Wonder Woman? 1061 00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,248 Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now? 1062 00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:18,585 Did the pen just shrug? 1063 00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:21,721 Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to... 1064 00:50:22,922 --> 00:50:24,858 I do. Okay, cool, wad that up. 1065 00:50:24,924 --> 00:50:26,590 All right. [clears throat] 1066 00:50:27,427 --> 00:50:29,362 Letter... 1067 00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:33,333 Letter, writing a letter. No, no, no! 1068 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,100 I was just talking out loud. 1069 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,169 That's not a part of the letter. Wad that up, too. 1070 00:50:37,671 --> 00:50:39,673 [superhero Darla] Maybe if you try 1071 00:50:39,739 --> 00:50:41,775 -speaking from the heart. -Hmm. 1072 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,677 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1073 00:50:44,844 --> 00:50:46,846 violence is not the answer." 1074 00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:48,882 [foreboding music playing] 1075 00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:54,540 [Freddy grunting] 1076 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,640 -[soldier growls] -[Freddy grunts] 1077 00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:10,370 [Hespera] Child, 1078 00:51:10,437 --> 00:51:12,439 I will spare your life if you're honest with me. 1079 00:51:12,539 --> 00:51:13,940 Honesty. 1080 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,610 Yeah, wow, very, um, ironic subject choice. 1081 00:51:18,545 --> 00:51:19,746 The other Champions... 1082 00:51:19,813 --> 00:51:22,148 are they children like yourself? 1083 00:51:22,248 --> 00:51:24,500 What even is a child? 1084 00:51:24,117 --> 00:51:26,886 I mean, I know I shave, like, every week-ish. 1085 00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:28,588 Yes or no? 1086 00:51:28,655 --> 00:51:30,790 No. Your answer is no because nobody's stupid enough 1087 00:51:30,890 --> 00:51:34,394 to grant primordial god-like powers to a bunch of kids. 1088 00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:37,897 -Give us their names. -The names of the Champions? 1089 00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:42,102 Um, well, there's Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer. 1090 00:51:42,168 --> 00:51:43,503 Are you guys taking this stuff in? 1091 00:51:43,603 --> 00:51:45,500 Writing this down? No? 1092 00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:46,272 They drive a Dodge Ram. 1093 00:51:46,339 --> 00:51:47,507 He's lying. 1094 00:51:47,607 --> 00:51:50,760 That's your superpower, not mine. 1095 00:51:50,143 --> 00:51:51,845 And she thinks you're a total control freak. 1096 00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:54,114 One of you. 1097 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:55,248 Probably you. 1098 00:51:56,316 --> 00:51:58,485 -[gasps] -Hold him. 1099 00:51:58,585 --> 00:52:00,587 [soldier growls] 1100 00:52:00,653 --> 00:52:02,856 [Freddy] Don't... [grunts] What's happening? 1101 00:52:02,956 --> 00:52:04,190 What is that? What's she doing? 1102 00:52:04,290 --> 00:52:05,759 Power of chaos. 1103 00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:08,161 It enters a man's mind and shatters it whole. 1104 00:52:08,261 --> 00:52:10,830 Oh. [chuckles] My mind is already trash, 1105 00:52:10,930 --> 00:52:13,166 so I'd actually like to see you try. 1106 00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:15,368 Because nobody has the balls 1107 00:52:15,468 --> 00:52:17,537 to handle what's inside my brain. 1108 00:52:17,637 --> 00:52:19,806 [whispering] Say their names. 1109 00:52:19,873 --> 00:52:21,608 [magical voices whispering] 1110 00:52:21,675 --> 00:52:22,709 [gasping] 1111 00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:24,277 [screaming] 1112 00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:27,981 Say their names. 1113 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,850 [magical voices] Say their names. 1114 00:52:30,950 --> 00:52:32,719 [screaming continues] 1115 00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:37,857 Destiny's Child did it better. 1116 00:52:37,957 --> 00:52:39,292 He is stronger than he looks. 1117 00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:41,461 [Freddy screaming] 1118 00:52:41,528 --> 00:52:43,329 -Say their names. -Stop! 1119 00:52:45,965 --> 00:52:47,330 [hesitating] Billy... 1120 00:52:50,503 --> 00:52:52,500 Billy Bats... 1121 00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:57,243 Billy B... 1122 00:52:57,344 --> 00:52:58,812 Stop. 1123 00:52:58,878 --> 00:53:01,481 [breathing shakily] 1124 00:53:01,548 --> 00:53:02,982 This is from the Champions. 1125 00:53:04,651 --> 00:53:06,319 "Dear daughters of Atlas, 1126 00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:08,822 violence is not the answer. 1127 00:53:08,888 --> 00:53:12,559 Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla. 1128 00:53:12,659 --> 00:53:14,327 -We'd like to make a trade. -What? 1129 00:53:14,394 --> 00:53:15,895 We'll give up our powers 1130 00:53:15,995 --> 00:53:19,232 if you give us Freddy, add 'unharmed.' 1131 00:53:19,332 --> 00:53:22,335 Otherwise, they're gonna monkey's-paw you. 1132 00:53:22,402 --> 00:53:23,770 Smart, Eugene. 1133 00:53:23,870 --> 00:53:26,172 Steve, add 'unharmed' 1134 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,541 then, like, 'yours, trul...' 1135 00:53:28,608 --> 00:53:31,344 No, 'Sincerely, best'. 1136 00:53:31,411 --> 00:53:34,280 Maybe just signed 'The Champions.' 1137 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:36,490 Should we proofread it? 1138 00:53:36,116 --> 00:53:38,284 Naw, Steve doesn't make mistakes, 1139 00:53:38,385 --> 00:53:39,753 just writes what you say. 1140 00:53:39,853 --> 00:53:43,223 Great. I feel good about this. Me, too. 1141 00:53:43,289 --> 00:53:46,192 Anyone else want a Gatorade? 1142 00:53:46,259 --> 00:53:47,460 Do we have red?" 1143 00:53:48,695 --> 00:53:51,970 What is this Gatorade? 1144 00:53:51,197 --> 00:53:53,900 -[dramatic music playing] -[yelps] 1145 00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:55,902 -Is it a weapon? -Sister. 1146 00:53:55,969 --> 00:53:58,905 We need not torture him any longer. You heard the letter. 1147 00:53:58,972 --> 00:54:00,640 [grunting] 1148 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:02,442 -Throw them in the pit. -[Anthea] Wait. 1149 00:54:03,476 --> 00:54:04,978 They want to make a trade. 1150 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:09,249 And we will meet, sister. 1151 00:54:09,315 --> 00:54:10,984 But humans are not to be trusted. 1152 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,654 The pit is just a bad name for a fun place, right? 1153 00:54:15,588 --> 00:54:17,424 Right? [grunts] 1154 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,428 [wizard and Freddy screaming] 1155 00:54:21,494 --> 00:54:23,463 -[wizard groans] -[Freddy coughing] 1156 00:54:24,998 --> 00:54:26,966 [both grunting] 1157 00:54:35,809 --> 00:54:37,243 Are you hurt? 1158 00:54:37,310 --> 00:54:39,813 No, just worthless. 1159 00:54:39,913 --> 00:54:42,315 -Well, you must get up. -For what? 1160 00:54:42,415 --> 00:54:46,186 All this pretending to be a superhero is just... 1161 00:54:46,286 --> 00:54:48,188 a way for me to pretend I'm not broken. 1162 00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:49,989 Oh, feelings. 1163 00:54:51,124 --> 00:54:53,930 [rumbling] 1164 00:54:56,429 --> 00:54:58,365 [grunting] 1165 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,769 [unsettling music playing] 1166 00:55:04,604 --> 00:55:07,374 -I see something moving. -Yeah, I see it, too. 1167 00:55:08,641 --> 00:55:10,610 [heavy footsteps approaching] 1168 00:55:14,781 --> 00:55:16,716 [Freddy breathing heavily] 1169 00:55:21,154 --> 00:55:23,123 [low growling] 1170 00:55:24,157 --> 00:55:25,125 [Freddy] Oh, shit. 1171 00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:27,560 What is that? 1172 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:28,962 Ladon. 1173 00:55:29,290 --> 00:55:31,231 The guardian of the Garden of Atlas. 1174 00:55:33,967 --> 00:55:35,902 -[Ladon growling] -[Freddy whimpering] 1175 00:55:37,904 --> 00:55:38,872 [roars] 1176 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:43,576 -Run. -I can't. I can't! 1177 00:55:47,514 --> 00:55:49,482 -[roaring] -[Freddy screams] 1178 00:55:58,525 --> 00:55:59,759 [powers trilling] 1179 00:55:59,859 --> 00:56:01,761 [Freddy breathing shakily] 1180 00:56:01,861 --> 00:56:03,863 -[screams] -You're okay! You're okay. 1181 00:56:03,930 --> 00:56:05,565 I don't feel okay at all. 1182 00:56:05,665 --> 00:56:08,168 That's the power of the dragon. 1183 00:56:08,234 --> 00:56:10,403 It emanates fear from every pore of its body. 1184 00:56:10,503 --> 00:56:12,772 Ladon's fear paralyzes any mortal, 1185 00:56:12,872 --> 00:56:15,410 so that none can approach the garden it protects. 1186 00:56:16,376 --> 00:56:18,712 Power of axis. Very cool, very, 1187 00:56:18,778 --> 00:56:20,613 -very rare. -[Hespera] Anthea! 1188 00:56:20,714 --> 00:56:22,682 [Anthea] I must go. 1189 00:56:22,749 --> 00:56:25,618 The door back to your world is at the center of the labyrinth. 1190 00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,454 Right, left, left 1191 00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:30,560 and then follow the right-hand wall to the center. 1192 00:56:30,123 --> 00:56:31,858 -You'll need this. -How did you find this? 1193 00:56:31,925 --> 00:56:33,460 You once protected me from the bullies 1194 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,595 in your world, Freddy Freeman. 1195 00:56:35,695 --> 00:56:36,896 Now I've protected you in mine. 1196 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,304 -Hero. -[both chuckle] 1197 00:56:44,404 --> 00:56:47,474 Well, to be fair, I didn't actually need your protection. 1198 00:56:47,574 --> 00:56:49,142 I was about to rearrange those boys' 1199 00:56:49,242 --> 00:56:50,777 internal organs when you stepped in. 1200 00:56:50,877 --> 00:56:53,446 But you didn't know that, which does make you brave. 1201 00:56:53,546 --> 00:56:56,383 I was just brave because I knew I had powers. 1202 00:56:56,449 --> 00:57:00,530 No, the most powerful thing about you is you. 1203 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:04,724 [clears throat] How lovely for both of you. 1204 00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:07,930 Goddess, we thank you much, but we must get-- 1205 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,896 You should go. My sisters don't need you anymore. 1206 00:57:09,963 --> 00:57:11,431 All they require now is the seed. 1207 00:57:12,465 --> 00:57:14,501 -The seed? -Yes. 1208 00:57:14,601 --> 00:57:16,403 Which remains hidden in a place unreachable 1209 00:57:16,469 --> 00:57:18,438 by any of their kind. Come, come, Jeff. Faster. 1210 00:57:18,505 --> 00:57:20,940 You call me Jeff? She just said my entire name! 1211 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:23,743 [whimsical music playing] 1212 00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:28,748 [people chattering] 1213 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,122 [Shazam] Hi, God... No? 1214 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:41,361 Yo, Low Voltage. 1215 00:57:43,263 --> 00:57:45,310 When you fixing this dome shit, man? 1216 00:57:45,131 --> 00:57:46,533 Oh, no, no, no, don't worry, sir. 1217 00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:47,934 [clicks tongue] I have a plan. 1218 00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:49,436 -Really? -Uh-huh. 1219 00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:51,171 'Cause look like all you got is a sandwich. 1220 00:57:51,271 --> 00:57:52,505 No, these sandwiches? 1221 00:57:52,605 --> 00:57:53,673 No, these sandwiches are important. 1222 00:57:53,773 --> 00:57:55,175 They're, they're for a meeting. 1223 00:57:55,275 --> 00:57:58,511 Yeah, sure, Colonel Cheesesteak. [scoffs] 1224 00:57:59,179 --> 00:58:00,146 Colonel? 1225 00:58:01,481 --> 00:58:03,160 Oh, boy, I really need a name. 1226 00:58:04,818 --> 00:58:06,152 [dramatic chord plays] 1227 00:58:07,287 --> 00:58:09,220 Quiet one, she is. 1228 00:58:09,122 --> 00:58:11,658 I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat. 1229 00:58:11,725 --> 00:58:13,226 [chuckles nervously] 1230 00:58:13,326 --> 00:58:14,794 Is that... 1231 00:58:14,861 --> 00:58:16,663 Oh, you're totally serious. Okay. 1232 00:58:16,730 --> 00:58:18,365 Uh... 1233 00:58:18,465 --> 00:58:21,234 Right, so, look, here's the thing, um, you're upset. 1234 00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:23,690 A bunch of wizards came and stole your powers, 1235 00:58:23,169 --> 00:58:25,472 which totally sucks balls, I totally get it. 1236 00:58:25,538 --> 00:58:28,408 But, I kind of feel like you're taking this all, 1237 00:58:28,508 --> 00:58:31,478 like, really personally and, like, I don't even know you, lady, right? 1238 00:58:31,544 --> 00:58:33,980 If thieves stormed your home in the night 1239 00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:36,149 and stole all your coin and then fled, 1240 00:58:36,216 --> 00:58:38,518 you would naturally give chase, would you not? 1241 00:58:39,986 --> 00:58:41,554 And say, in this pursuit the thieves 1242 00:58:41,654 --> 00:58:43,560 dropped the money on the ground 1243 00:58:43,156 --> 00:58:45,658 and your neighbor picked it up and kept it. 1244 00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:49,662 Now, imagine it is not money, 1245 00:58:49,729 --> 00:58:51,931 but the lifeblood of your father. 1246 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,340 The last breath of your mother. 1247 00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:56,436 The power of all the gods, 1248 00:58:56,536 --> 00:58:59,739 the magic of the entire realm that was stolen. 1249 00:58:59,839 --> 00:59:02,409 And now this magic courses through you, 1250 00:59:02,509 --> 00:59:04,277 and you have the gall 1251 00:59:04,377 --> 00:59:06,846 to believe that you deserve it? 1252 00:59:08,848 --> 00:59:11,351 This is very personal, 1253 00:59:12,619 --> 00:59:13,586 Billy. 1254 00:59:16,523 --> 00:59:18,558 You are very menacing. 1255 00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:20,860 I just want you to know that. Like, I really... 1256 00:59:20,927 --> 00:59:24,564 I see the presence that you have, and that goes a long way. 1257 00:59:24,631 --> 00:59:28,134 But today, I really wanted to talk about compromise. 1258 00:59:28,234 --> 00:59:30,103 [both] There is no compromise. 1259 00:59:30,203 --> 00:59:32,105 I knew you were gonna say that. 1260 00:59:32,205 --> 00:59:34,474 Wisdom of Saruman. Don't mess with me, okay? 1261 00:59:34,574 --> 00:59:37,770 Give us back Freddy, you take down this 1262 00:59:37,143 --> 00:59:40,313 sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing 1263 00:59:40,413 --> 00:59:41,948 and then, you know, 1264 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,616 we won't have to annihilate you into the ground. 1265 00:59:43,717 --> 00:59:44,918 -[scoffs] -It's a good offer. 1266 00:59:44,984 --> 00:59:46,119 I'm being serious. 1267 00:59:46,219 --> 00:59:48,788 You play the part of a man, 1268 00:59:48,888 --> 00:59:51,257 but you do not play it well. 1269 00:59:51,324 --> 00:59:53,593 Give us the powers, child. 1270 00:59:54,327 --> 00:59:56,620 All of them. 1271 00:59:56,129 --> 00:59:57,897 You are no leader, Billy. 1272 00:59:58,932 --> 01:00:00,800 You are a lost boy 1273 01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:04,104 who likes to make-believe that he's a warrior. 1274 01:00:04,170 --> 01:00:06,339 Okay, look. I might not have as much experience as you 1275 01:00:06,439 --> 01:00:08,408 'cause I'm not, like, super old like you, 1276 01:00:08,475 --> 01:00:11,678 but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have. 1277 01:00:11,778 --> 01:00:15,150 'Cause I've seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady. 1278 01:00:15,115 --> 01:00:16,683 And let me tell you something. 1279 01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:19,819 It's all about family! 1280 01:00:19,919 --> 01:00:21,654 [music swells] 1281 01:00:21,755 --> 01:00:24,157 -[music stops] -[birds cawing] 1282 01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:27,460 Family! 1283 01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:30,663 Guys, that was the signal. We practiced this, like, 12 times. Thank you. 1284 01:00:30,764 --> 01:00:32,766 Forgot all about my family, didn't you, Goddess? 1285 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:36,970 No, human. You forgot about mine. 1286 01:00:38,672 --> 01:00:40,600 [screams, grunts] 1287 01:00:40,106 --> 01:00:42,208 [dramatic music playing] 1288 01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:45,278 [Hespera grunts] 1289 01:00:45,345 --> 01:00:47,447 [Shazam grunting] 1290 01:00:47,514 --> 01:00:48,515 [man] Come on! 1291 01:00:48,615 --> 01:00:49,616 -Let's go. -Pedro! 1292 01:00:51,384 --> 01:00:52,185 [staff whirs] 1293 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:54,988 [grunts] 1294 01:00:58,558 --> 01:00:59,526 [superhero Eugene quavering] 1295 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,996 [both quavering] 1296 01:01:09,335 --> 01:01:12,238 -[Shazam grunts] -[gasps] 1297 01:01:12,339 --> 01:01:14,307 -[Shazam grunting] -[electricity crackling] 1298 01:01:21,810 --> 01:01:22,480 [groans] 1299 01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:27,854 You're wasting my time, boy. 1300 01:01:30,323 --> 01:01:32,425 [powers resonate] 1301 01:01:32,525 --> 01:01:34,494 [both grunting] 1302 01:01:45,710 --> 01:01:46,673 [rumbling] 1303 01:01:51,110 --> 01:01:52,946 [women grunting] 1304 01:01:58,685 --> 01:02:00,200 [Shazam grunts] 1305 01:02:06,726 --> 01:02:08,610 Yeah. 1306 01:02:08,128 --> 01:02:09,362 [Shazam] Whoo! 1307 01:02:09,429 --> 01:02:11,640 She sure didn't see that coming 1308 01:02:11,131 --> 01:02:15,350 because she didn't go to the eye doctor. [chuckles] 1309 01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:16,803 [Shazam] Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause... 1310 01:02:16,903 --> 01:02:19,372 -[rattling] -A euphemism. That was a euphemism. 1311 01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:28,248 -[Shazam] No! -[women grunting] 1312 01:02:39,793 --> 01:02:41,940 [Shazam groans] 1313 01:02:41,161 --> 01:02:42,462 [Hespera] We've taken the power from two 1314 01:02:42,562 --> 01:02:44,330 in your family already. 1315 01:02:44,431 --> 01:02:46,933 And now two more must die, and for what? 1316 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,469 So you can keep playing soldier? 1317 01:02:49,569 --> 01:02:51,504 [Shazam grunting] 1318 01:03:02,515 --> 01:03:05,151 -[choking] -[groaning] 1319 01:03:07,854 --> 01:03:09,589 [groans] 1320 01:03:09,656 --> 01:03:11,624 [grunting] 1321 01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:18,798 [grunting] 1322 01:03:25,772 --> 01:03:28,108 My father was Atlas. 1323 01:03:28,174 --> 01:03:31,110 Titan god of stamina and strength. 1324 01:03:33,546 --> 01:03:36,483 His magic and power may course through you, 1325 01:03:36,549 --> 01:03:39,853 but you will never be a true god. 1326 01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:41,888 Oh, yeah? Did your dad have superspeed? 1327 01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:44,190 [both grunt] 1328 01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:48,628 -[coughing] -Nope! 1329 01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:53,833 [both panting] 1330 01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:56,870 You okay? That was fun. Let's go. 1331 01:04:01,307 --> 01:04:02,842 Come on. Come on, come on. 1332 01:04:05,578 --> 01:04:07,800 [Shazam] Hurry, everyone! 1333 01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:08,148 Let's go, let's go. 1334 01:04:18,910 --> 01:04:19,826 What? 1335 01:04:19,893 --> 01:04:21,695 -[door closes] -[chain locks] 1336 01:04:21,761 --> 01:04:23,163 You thought you were just goin' 1337 01:04:23,229 --> 01:04:24,597 into some regular porta-potty, didn't ya? 1338 01:04:24,698 --> 01:04:26,866 Which I can somehow still smell. 1339 01:04:26,933 --> 01:04:29,350 Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right? 1340 01:04:29,102 --> 01:04:30,236 -Yeah. -Like, permeates 1341 01:04:30,336 --> 01:04:31,871 the air. Doesn't matter. Anyway, 1342 01:04:31,938 --> 01:04:33,340 welcome to the Rock of Eternity. 1343 01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:35,608 Only Champions 1344 01:04:35,709 --> 01:04:38,780 can get in here, through any door that we want. 1345 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:40,880 Little thing that we can do that your sisters can't. 1346 01:04:40,947 --> 01:04:43,450 Guys, that's what I call a total success. 1347 01:04:44,918 --> 01:04:46,886 Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win. 1348 01:04:46,953 --> 01:04:48,788 -Told you I suck at dodgeball. -[Shazam] Yeah, 1349 01:04:48,888 --> 01:04:50,290 you do, yeah, but you know, 1350 01:04:50,390 --> 01:04:51,691 look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots. 1351 01:04:51,758 --> 01:04:53,590 You know what I mean? 1352 01:04:53,126 --> 01:04:54,761 And hers... [chuckles] 1353 01:04:54,861 --> 01:04:56,396 lack of strategic thinking. 1354 01:04:56,463 --> 01:04:58,365 Now for the real trade. 1355 01:04:58,431 --> 01:05:01,768 Freddy and the staff, for your freedom. 1356 01:05:01,868 --> 01:05:03,236 [superhero Darla] And get rid of the dome. 1357 01:05:03,303 --> 01:05:04,404 [Shazam] Oh, yeah. 1358 01:05:04,471 --> 01:05:06,606 And get rid of the dome. 1359 01:05:06,706 --> 01:05:08,241 'Cause the city of brotherly love 1360 01:05:08,308 --> 01:05:09,476 is gettin' a little moist. 1361 01:05:11,945 --> 01:05:13,313 Word choice, man. 1362 01:05:13,413 --> 01:05:14,414 [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as 1363 01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:16,116 it was coming out of my mouth. 1364 01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:17,117 [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... 1365 01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:17,817 [Shazam] I know. I just... 1366 01:05:22,555 --> 01:05:25,125 "Dear daughters of ***hat-Las." 1367 01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:26,893 -Burn! -[chuckles] 1368 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,228 I just came up with that. 1369 01:05:28,294 --> 01:05:29,462 Make sure you put a dash in there, though, 1370 01:05:29,562 --> 01:05:31,431 so it's really clear. Okay. 1371 01:05:31,498 --> 01:05:33,833 [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar 1372 01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:36,136 and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter. 1373 01:05:37,103 --> 01:05:38,972 [clears throat] So... 1374 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,700 "A brother for a sister, huh? 1375 01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:42,742 How's that feel? 1376 01:05:42,809 --> 01:05:45,612 Also, how are you actually sisters, 1377 01:05:45,679 --> 01:05:48,415 because the age difference is very noticeable, 1378 01:05:48,481 --> 01:05:51,685 and slightly upsetting, I'm not gonna lie." 1379 01:05:51,785 --> 01:05:54,120 Even though I don't like you very much, 1380 01:05:54,187 --> 01:05:56,890 I believe everyone deserves human rights, 1381 01:05:56,156 --> 01:05:57,857 but you don't deserve strawberry. 1382 01:05:57,957 --> 01:06:00,794 You only get yellow. [gasps] 1383 01:06:03,196 --> 01:06:04,164 She's gone! 1384 01:06:05,932 --> 01:06:06,966 Wait, what? 1385 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:09,200 [dramatic music playing] 1386 01:06:17,877 --> 01:06:19,679 I thought we brought her in too easily. 1387 01:06:19,779 --> 01:06:21,781 She wanted to get caught. 1388 01:06:21,848 --> 01:06:25,218 I don't get it. Where would she even go? 1389 01:06:25,318 --> 01:06:26,286 [clanking] 1390 01:06:28,221 --> 01:06:29,189 [door creaks] 1391 01:06:34,461 --> 01:06:36,830 Well, this seemed inevitable. 1392 01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:46,172 Yep. We are so lost. Thanks, bozo. 1393 01:06:46,239 --> 01:06:49,342 We are not lost. Who's the wizard here? 1394 01:06:49,409 --> 01:06:50,977 I don't know. 1395 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,346 You don't have any spells, no magical artifacts, 1396 01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:55,382 you know nothing about magic, you're just... 1397 01:06:59,190 --> 01:07:00,860 You're the wizard. 1398 01:07:00,186 --> 01:07:02,355 -Thank you. -Whatever. 1399 01:07:02,422 --> 01:07:05,910 Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted. 1400 01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:11,310 [tense music playing] 1401 01:07:18,271 --> 01:07:19,239 -[door unlocks] -[Freddy gasps] 1402 01:07:20,373 --> 01:07:22,609 Get back, get back. Get back. 1403 01:07:32,786 --> 01:07:34,754 [whispering in other language] 1404 01:07:39,592 --> 01:07:40,560 [Hespera gasps] 1405 01:07:50,937 --> 01:07:52,439 [in English] Okay, I think the coast is clear. Let's go home. 1406 01:07:52,539 --> 01:07:53,873 One moment. 1407 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:56,276 Did you not see what she was holding? 1408 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,440 It was an apple. She wanted a snack. 1409 01:07:58,111 --> 01:07:59,412 What's the big deal? 1410 01:07:59,479 --> 01:08:02,749 The golden apple. From the Tree of Life. 1411 01:08:02,816 --> 01:08:04,584 From the Tree of Life. 1412 01:08:04,651 --> 01:08:06,286 Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you say that was somewhere safe? 1413 01:08:08,822 --> 01:08:11,257 -Billy! -Billy. Gosh. 1414 01:08:11,324 --> 01:08:12,292 [wizard groans] 1415 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:14,928 Where are you going now? 1416 01:08:19,899 --> 01:08:20,834 [inhales sharply] 1417 01:08:22,168 --> 01:08:24,804 [exhales] Nope. 1418 01:08:24,904 --> 01:08:25,839 She's not in there. 1419 01:08:26,973 --> 01:08:28,174 Nope. 1420 01:08:28,274 --> 01:08:29,909 No, no, no. That's a hard pass. 1421 01:08:29,976 --> 01:08:31,945 -That's a hard pass. -[Super Hero Eugene] Yo, Billy, 1422 01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,480 you don't gotta worry about that one. 1423 01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:35,181 It's just a labyrinth that doesn't go anywhere. 1424 01:08:35,281 --> 01:08:36,950 -[sniffs] -Like an ancient Greek 1425 01:08:37,170 --> 01:08:38,180 -labyrinth? -[Shazam] Guys... 1426 01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:41,321 [sniffs] porta-potty. 1427 01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:43,890 -[sniffs] -[Super Hero Eugene] Mmm. 1428 01:08:52,365 --> 01:08:53,433 Hespera. 1429 01:08:58,972 --> 01:09:01,441 It's over, sisters. 1430 01:09:01,508 --> 01:09:04,100 Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm. 1431 01:09:05,645 --> 01:09:08,782 Or we plant it in their realm. 1432 01:09:08,848 --> 01:09:12,185 But that would destroy their world. 1433 01:09:12,285 --> 01:09:14,554 Just as they destroyed ours. 1434 01:09:14,654 --> 01:09:16,790 [Hespera] You can't be serious. 1435 01:09:16,856 --> 01:09:18,658 -Yes. -[Anthea] No. 1436 01:09:18,725 --> 01:09:20,193 No, that's not what we agreed to. 1437 01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:21,961 [Kalypso] Anthea, you simpering bore. 1438 01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,563 [Hespera] She's right, we've spent ages 1439 01:09:23,663 --> 01:09:25,131 waiting for this moment. 1440 01:09:25,198 --> 01:09:26,533 [Anthea] We have the seed. 1441 01:09:26,633 --> 01:09:28,501 We have the staff and its powers. 1442 01:09:28,568 --> 01:09:29,969 [Hespera] We are not squandering it 1443 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:31,838 for your personal satisfaction. 1444 01:09:31,905 --> 01:09:34,874 [whispering] No, I should go, not you. 1445 01:09:34,974 --> 01:09:36,910 Look, I know what you're thinking. 1446 01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:39,212 The kid with the crutch doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief." 1447 01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:41,648 But here's the deal. Your knees crack like crazy when you walk. 1448 01:09:41,715 --> 01:09:42,982 -It's pathetic. -[knees crack] 1449 01:09:43,490 --> 01:09:44,840 See? 1450 01:09:45,218 --> 01:09:46,586 Fortune be with you, Freddy. 1451 01:09:46,686 --> 01:09:48,755 Thank you. What did you just call me? 1452 01:09:49,723 --> 01:09:52,359 Freddy. Freddy Freeman. 1453 01:09:52,425 --> 01:09:55,829 [chuckles] That's it. You nailed it. 1454 01:09:55,895 --> 01:09:57,430 I'll see you on the other side. 1455 01:09:58,998 --> 01:10:00,367 [Hespera] Even if we did, the Tree of Life 1456 01:10:00,433 --> 01:10:02,102 would not thrive in their soil. 1457 01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:05,271 It would despoil, it would disfigure into something... 1458 01:10:05,372 --> 01:10:06,706 [Kalypso] Monstrous? 1459 01:10:06,773 --> 01:10:09,175 That is what humans are. 1460 01:10:09,242 --> 01:10:12,178 It is only fitting that we bring our monsters to their world 1461 01:10:12,245 --> 01:10:14,714 and do to them as they did to us. 1462 01:10:17,851 --> 01:10:20,200 [Anthea] We agreed to restore balance 1463 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:23,556 and vengeance has great measure of weight on those scales. 1464 01:10:23,623 --> 01:10:26,626 Anthea, humans are villains, even to themselves. 1465 01:10:26,726 --> 01:10:28,595 -No, not all. -All. 1466 01:10:28,695 --> 01:10:32,132 [Hespera] Sister, I fear your rage has gotten the better of you. 1467 01:10:32,232 --> 01:10:33,400 [Kalypso] Why? 1468 01:10:33,466 --> 01:10:35,802 Humans wreak havoc and devastation, 1469 01:10:35,902 --> 01:10:38,380 then pray to the gods to absolve them. 1470 01:10:38,104 --> 01:10:40,407 They actually pray for order and peace 1471 01:10:40,473 --> 01:10:43,610 when all they do is dismantle it at every turn. 1472 01:10:43,710 --> 01:10:45,912 Anthea, I want you to take the apple 1473 01:10:45,979 --> 01:10:48,810 and plant it in our garden. 1474 01:10:49,482 --> 01:10:50,917 [Kalypso] Of course you turn to her. 1475 01:10:50,984 --> 01:10:52,652 Father would be ashamed of both of you. 1476 01:10:52,752 --> 01:10:54,454 -[object clatters] -[Freddy yelps] 1477 01:10:54,554 --> 01:10:56,322 Where did that even come from? 1478 01:10:57,991 --> 01:10:59,893 -Hi! -You favor her, Hespera, 1479 01:10:59,959 --> 01:11:01,561 and see how she betrays us. 1480 01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:06,766 Deliver him to his proper fate, sister. 1481 01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:08,968 -No! -[Kalypso] Kill him! 1482 01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:14,174 What is that? 1483 01:11:14,274 --> 01:11:16,760 [Shazam] Great question. No idea. 1484 01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:18,745 But made you look. 1485 01:11:18,812 --> 01:11:19,979 Billy! [chuckles] 1486 01:11:21,781 --> 01:11:23,516 -Oh! -Oh. 1487 01:11:23,616 --> 01:11:25,318 -[Freddy gasps] -Your crutch! 1488 01:11:25,418 --> 01:11:28,321 -Oh! Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 1489 01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:29,356 -Yes! -No! 1490 01:11:33,493 --> 01:11:35,328 So, we have a lot to talk about. 1491 01:11:45,505 --> 01:11:47,707 Kalypso, hand me the staff. 1492 01:11:49,642 --> 01:11:51,211 You are not fit to wield it. 1493 01:11:51,311 --> 01:11:52,645 More fit than you. 1494 01:11:52,712 --> 01:11:54,347 You had him in your hands, yet did nothing. 1495 01:11:54,447 --> 01:11:57,784 Our sole purpose is to avenge our father, 1496 01:11:57,851 --> 01:11:59,886 but everyone here has become weak. 1497 01:12:01,210 --> 01:12:03,189 Ladon, world-eater, 1498 01:12:04,124 --> 01:12:06,559 rise from the pit! 1499 01:12:06,659 --> 01:12:08,628 [clanking] 1500 01:12:10,997 --> 01:12:12,899 [Ladon roars] 1501 01:12:15,335 --> 01:12:17,370 [Shazam] Go, go, go! 1502 01:12:17,137 --> 01:12:18,371 [superhero Darla] Captain Everypower! Where's he going? 1503 01:12:18,471 --> 01:12:19,739 [Super Hero Eugene] What the... 1504 01:12:19,839 --> 01:12:21,508 -[superhero Mary screams] -[Ladon roars] 1505 01:12:23,576 --> 01:12:25,345 [all screaming] 1506 01:12:27,914 --> 01:12:29,149 [roars] 1507 01:12:29,215 --> 01:12:32,180 [snoring] 1508 01:12:32,850 --> 01:12:34,540 [superheroes chattering faintly] 1509 01:12:35,388 --> 01:12:36,356 [Rosa] Victor? 1510 01:12:37,190 --> 01:12:38,525 Victor, wake up. 1511 01:12:38,591 --> 01:12:41,828 Hello. Oh, God, woman. What? 1512 01:12:41,895 --> 01:12:43,430 Dad. We gotta go! 1513 01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:45,598 -We gotta get out of here. -We have to go right now! 1514 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:47,901 This is funny, right? I know what this looks like. 1515 01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:49,669 That's not true. I have no idea what this looks like. 1516 01:12:49,736 --> 01:12:51,404 Just don't freak out. 1517 01:12:51,504 --> 01:12:52,906 [Victor and Rosa screaming] 1518 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,941 [all speaking at once] 1519 01:12:56,576 --> 01:12:58,111 I said don't freak out! Look at me, it's Billy. 1520 01:12:58,211 --> 01:12:59,846 Rosa, it's Billy, okay? And that's Eugene, 1521 01:12:59,913 --> 01:13:01,181 -and that's Freddy... -It's me. 1522 01:13:01,247 --> 01:13:02,515 That's Darla and that's Mary, obvi, 1523 01:13:02,582 --> 01:13:04,500 and then Pedro, just normal Pedro. 1524 01:13:04,117 --> 01:13:06,520 [Shazam panting] 1525 01:13:06,119 --> 01:13:07,253 Guys, this is no time for secrets, okay? 1526 01:13:07,354 --> 01:13:09,556 We have to tell 'em the truth. 1527 01:13:09,622 --> 01:13:12,250 -[all] We're superheroes. -I'm ***. 1528 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:13,930 Yeah, we know, bud. 1529 01:13:14,361 --> 01:13:15,695 -You knew? -Yeah. 1530 01:13:16,796 --> 01:13:18,965 -Yeah. -Oh. 1531 01:13:19,650 --> 01:13:20,867 -I'm the wizard. -Oh, this is the wizard. 1532 01:13:20,934 --> 01:13:22,435 He's a wizard who's called "the wizard." 1533 01:13:22,535 --> 01:13:24,237 Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up. 1534 01:13:24,304 --> 01:13:25,305 [superhero Darla] Put on these clothes. 1535 01:13:25,405 --> 01:13:26,906 This is so weird. 1536 01:13:26,973 --> 01:13:28,208 [Shazam] Yep, yep. 1537 01:13:28,274 --> 01:13:30,877 You guys are the Philly Fiascoes? 1538 01:13:30,944 --> 01:13:34,247 Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname 1539 01:13:34,314 --> 01:13:36,316 but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace? 1540 01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:38,385 We have to go. The dragon is here! 1541 01:13:39,152 --> 01:13:40,787 Dragon? 1542 01:13:40,887 --> 01:13:42,822 -[all screaming] -[Ladon roars] 1543 01:13:45,492 --> 01:13:46,459 [Victor whimpers] 1544 01:13:48,461 --> 01:13:50,430 [ominous music playing] 1545 01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,599 [roaring] 1546 01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:19,125 -[Super Hero Eugene] You okay? -[breathing heavily] 1547 01:14:19,192 --> 01:14:20,160 Okay. 1548 01:14:21,461 --> 01:14:23,290 I know this is a lot to take in, 1549 01:14:23,129 --> 01:14:25,310 but I promise to explain it all later. 1550 01:14:25,131 --> 01:14:26,833 [Victor] Explain what? 1551 01:14:26,933 --> 01:14:28,535 That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods 1552 01:14:28,635 --> 01:14:30,270 that used a dragon to destroy the house we just bought? 1553 01:14:30,336 --> 01:14:32,505 -Yeah. -Wait, you bought the house? 1554 01:14:32,605 --> 01:14:33,840 Yeah. 1555 01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:35,842 -[rumbling] -[superhero Freddy gasps] 1556 01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:37,711 [roars] 1557 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:42,215 Run! Go! 1558 01:14:42,315 --> 01:14:44,284 [all screaming] 1559 01:14:46,553 --> 01:14:47,520 [roars] 1560 01:14:49,389 --> 01:14:51,891 -[both grunting] -Oh, no. 1561 01:14:52,726 --> 01:14:54,561 [Ladon roars] 1562 01:14:54,661 --> 01:14:55,829 [Pedro] Get down. 1563 01:14:55,895 --> 01:14:57,364 [superhero Freddy] Okay, that's it! 1564 01:14:58,498 --> 01:15:02,302 [screams, grunting] Again? 1565 01:15:02,369 --> 01:15:04,204 -[roars] -[Shazam] Freddy! 1566 01:15:07,741 --> 01:15:09,676 Hey, hey! This is what you want, right? 1567 01:15:15,382 --> 01:15:16,850 [Ladon growls] 1568 01:15:24,190 --> 01:15:25,658 Come on, we're good. 1569 01:15:25,725 --> 01:15:26,993 We're safe right now. Let's go. Let's go. 1570 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:29,290 [dramatic music playing] 1571 01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:36,200 [grunting] 1572 01:15:41,441 --> 01:15:43,109 [roars] 1573 01:15:43,877 --> 01:15:45,845 [screaming] 1574 01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:52,585 [screaming] 1575 01:15:52,686 --> 01:15:53,620 Mary! 1576 01:15:54,921 --> 01:15:56,690 -No. -[gasping] 1577 01:15:56,756 --> 01:15:58,725 [Mary screaming] 1578 01:16:35,895 --> 01:16:38,980 Hey. Are you okay? 1579 01:16:38,832 --> 01:16:39,799 You okay? 1580 01:16:41,334 --> 01:16:42,302 All right. 1581 01:16:44,237 --> 01:16:45,905 Now, where is this dragon? 1582 01:16:54,414 --> 01:16:55,482 [roars] 1583 01:17:00,253 --> 01:17:02,188 [foreboding music playing] 1584 01:17:13,266 --> 01:17:15,368 Fitting place for a garden. 1585 01:17:17,203 --> 01:17:19,172 [growls] 1586 01:17:31,851 --> 01:17:33,820 [rumbling] 1587 01:17:37,490 --> 01:17:38,958 [Ladon growls] 1588 01:17:42,796 --> 01:17:45,165 [roars] 1589 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:13,827 [woman screaming faintly] 1590 01:18:15,729 --> 01:18:17,931 -[man and woman screaming] -[grunts] 1591 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,502 [tires screeching] 1592 01:18:22,569 --> 01:18:24,537 [people screaming] 1593 01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:32,780 [whimpering] 1594 01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:37,170 [breathing shakily] 1595 01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:41,755 [ominous music playing] 1596 01:19:08,248 --> 01:19:10,216 [rumbling] 1597 01:19:35,775 --> 01:19:36,943 [roars] 1598 01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:38,478 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1599 01:19:38,578 --> 01:19:40,513 [people shouting] 1600 01:19:42,749 --> 01:19:44,684 [tense music playing] 1601 01:19:47,854 --> 01:19:49,689 [screeching] 1602 01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:52,292 Go! Let's go, let's go! 1603 01:19:54,861 --> 01:19:56,930 [whimpers] 1604 01:19:56,996 --> 01:19:59,833 Oh, God, I'm slipping! Slipping! 1605 01:20:02,168 --> 01:20:04,300 -[people chattering] -My shoe! 1606 01:20:06,172 --> 01:20:07,140 [roars] 1607 01:20:11,378 --> 01:20:13,546 -[creature grunting] -[officer screams] 1608 01:20:14,314 --> 01:20:15,782 [roars] 1609 01:20:15,849 --> 01:20:17,817 [tires screeching] 1610 01:20:23,289 --> 01:20:25,291 Holy moly. 1611 01:20:25,358 --> 01:20:28,228 [people screaming] 1612 01:20:28,328 --> 01:20:30,296 [foreboding music playing] 1613 01:20:39,539 --> 01:20:41,341 [creatures roaring, screeching] 1614 01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:47,580 You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon, 1615 01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:50,183 but it is the least of our problems right now. 1616 01:20:53,653 --> 01:20:54,988 Your world will not survive this. 1617 01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:56,256 Yeah, no shit, Merlin! 1618 01:20:56,356 --> 01:20:57,357 [Anthea] He's right. 1619 01:20:58,558 --> 01:21:00,930 Anne! 1620 01:21:00,193 --> 01:21:02,696 -Are you okay? Are you hurt? -I'm okay, I'm fine. 1621 01:21:03,997 --> 01:21:05,498 In the God Realm, this tree... 1622 01:21:06,599 --> 01:21:08,835 is a thing of beauty. 1623 01:21:08,902 --> 01:21:10,570 Of peace. 1624 01:21:10,670 --> 01:21:13,730 It was not meant for the soil of this realm 1625 01:21:13,173 --> 01:21:15,275 and it's become monstrous by the hand that planted it. 1626 01:21:15,375 --> 01:21:17,410 Whose side is she on, anyway? Do you... 1627 01:21:17,510 --> 01:21:19,579 I must try to sway Hespera. 1628 01:21:19,679 --> 01:21:21,614 Only she can subdue our sister. 1629 01:21:21,715 --> 01:21:23,717 I will give it my all, or die trying. 1630 01:21:23,783 --> 01:21:25,251 Die? No, I'm pretty sure 1631 01:21:25,352 --> 01:21:26,786 we can come up with an alternative to dying. 1632 01:21:26,886 --> 01:21:29,389 My sweet Freddy, I'm ready if need be. 1633 01:21:29,456 --> 01:21:31,240 I've lived a long life. 1634 01:21:31,910 --> 01:21:32,592 What are you talking about, "Lived a long life?" 1635 01:21:32,692 --> 01:21:33,526 We're the same age. You're young. We're young. 1636 01:21:33,593 --> 01:21:35,562 I'm over 6,000 years old. 1637 01:21:35,628 --> 01:21:37,630 -Oh? -[chuckles] 1638 01:21:38,598 --> 01:21:39,566 You look great. 1639 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,134 Oh. 1640 01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:47,407 Yeah. 1641 01:21:55,415 --> 01:21:57,751 We can't let her die. She called me sweet! 1642 01:21:57,817 --> 01:21:59,386 We have to figure something out. 1643 01:22:00,653 --> 01:22:01,755 Take my powers back. 1644 01:22:01,821 --> 01:22:03,156 -No, Billy! -No, no, no. 1645 01:22:03,256 --> 01:22:04,891 Hey, take my powers back. 1646 01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:06,159 You gave 'em to me, so you can take 'em back, right? 1647 01:22:06,259 --> 01:22:08,428 I am no longer the champion. You are! 1648 01:22:08,495 --> 01:22:09,629 You think I know how to fix this, dude, 1649 01:22:09,729 --> 01:22:11,331 but I really don't, okay? 1650 01:22:11,431 --> 01:22:13,733 I, I didn't even know who those Greek sisters were. 1651 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:15,335 I had to Google them. But you know who they are, 1652 01:22:15,435 --> 01:22:17,300 which means you know what to do. 1653 01:22:17,103 --> 01:22:19,720 And you were right. 1654 01:22:19,139 --> 01:22:21,307 You picked the wrong champion, man. 1655 01:22:21,408 --> 01:22:23,176 I mean, that's why I always say "all or none," right? 1656 01:22:23,276 --> 01:22:25,412 Because without my family, I'm nothing. 1657 01:22:28,615 --> 01:22:30,850 And honestly, I have no idea what I'm doin'. 1658 01:22:30,950 --> 01:22:32,850 [wizard] No. 1659 01:22:32,152 --> 01:22:33,620 You don't have a shred of wisdom 1660 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:35,155 in that brain of yours. 1661 01:22:36,456 --> 01:22:38,958 But your heart is wise. 1662 01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:42,462 And it knows exactly what must be done. 1663 01:22:42,529 --> 01:22:46,990 I spent millennia searching for a worthy champion 1664 01:22:47,867 --> 01:22:49,769 and no one was worthy of what I once shared 1665 01:22:49,836 --> 01:22:52,305 with my brothers and sisters. 1666 01:22:52,372 --> 01:22:54,107 But when you shared your powers, 1667 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:56,943 you did not hesitate. 1668 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,312 For you, everyone can be worthy 1669 01:22:59,379 --> 01:23:00,880 if given a chance. 1670 01:23:00,980 --> 01:23:04,317 Now, go fight for your family. 1671 01:23:04,384 --> 01:23:06,553 Go fight for the world. 1672 01:23:06,653 --> 01:23:08,855 I chose right when I chose you. 1673 01:23:12,692 --> 01:23:13,893 [Freddy] Billy? 1674 01:23:13,993 --> 01:23:15,795 Billy, what are we gonna do, man? 1675 01:23:15,862 --> 01:23:18,865 Same thing we always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world. 1676 01:23:18,965 --> 01:23:20,633 Now, I'm gonna go get that staff 1677 01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:22,469 and I need you to lure these things away 1678 01:23:22,535 --> 01:23:25,238 from the stadium while I deal with the dragon, all right? 1679 01:23:25,338 --> 01:23:27,730 Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy. 1680 01:23:27,173 --> 01:23:29,342 Can I just see you, before you go? 1681 01:23:29,409 --> 01:23:31,378 Not this version. 1682 01:23:31,478 --> 01:23:33,313 You... You. 1683 01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:34,481 My Billy. 1684 01:23:35,548 --> 01:23:37,517 [gentle music playing] 1685 01:23:40,587 --> 01:23:41,688 Shazam! 1686 01:23:41,755 --> 01:23:43,757 [lightning cracks] 1687 01:23:43,857 --> 01:23:46,326 Is that why the house keeps getting struck by lightning? 1688 01:23:49,729 --> 01:23:50,697 Hey. 1689 01:23:57,871 --> 01:23:59,739 I promise after this 1690 01:23:59,839 --> 01:24:01,574 if I don't get eaten by a dragon, 1691 01:24:03,209 --> 01:24:04,911 I'm not gonna force you to keep me. 1692 01:24:05,110 --> 01:24:07,213 -Okay? -What? 1693 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,150 I know I age out soon. 1694 01:24:10,283 --> 01:24:11,918 Billy. 1695 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:16,389 My wonderful, kind, brave, son. 1696 01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:17,791 You will never age out of your home. 1697 01:24:19,759 --> 01:24:20,860 Never. 1698 01:24:25,298 --> 01:24:27,434 Now, do me a favor 1699 01:24:27,534 --> 01:24:29,903 and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, 1700 01:24:29,969 --> 01:24:32,405 go kick their ass, okay? 1701 01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:34,741 I love you, Mom. 1702 01:24:36,409 --> 01:24:37,377 Me too. 1703 01:24:39,312 --> 01:24:41,247 -Shazam! -[lightning cracks] 1704 01:24:42,782 --> 01:24:44,751 [dramatic music playing] 1705 01:24:46,553 --> 01:24:48,922 That's gonna take some getting used to. 1706 01:24:48,988 --> 01:24:50,790 Everybody to the battle wagon! 1707 01:24:50,890 --> 01:24:52,125 The battle wagon? 1708 01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:55,950 Trying to get into the spirit of things. 1709 01:24:59,990 --> 01:25:00,600 [engine starts] 1710 01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:03,670 [growling] 1711 01:25:12,846 --> 01:25:15,248 Don't you see what you're doing to these people? 1712 01:25:15,315 --> 01:25:16,282 [Kalypso] I do. 1713 01:25:17,317 --> 01:25:18,985 And what I see is just. 1714 01:25:19,850 --> 01:25:20,420 Hespera, look at this tree. 1715 01:25:20,487 --> 01:25:23,890 It is blighted. It is unnatural here. 1716 01:25:23,156 --> 01:25:24,991 We made a vow to restore our realm, 1717 01:25:25,910 --> 01:25:26,659 not destroy another. 1718 01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,528 [Kalypso] A god has answered their prayers at last. 1719 01:25:28,628 --> 01:25:30,864 They did not know their place, 1720 01:25:30,964 --> 01:25:32,465 so I am showing it to them. 1721 01:25:32,532 --> 01:25:36,102 Your fanatical tone echoes our uncle Hades. 1722 01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:38,171 No. I'm putting an end to this. 1723 01:25:38,271 --> 01:25:39,205 [grunts] 1724 01:25:42,842 --> 01:25:44,878 -[growls] -[groaning] 1725 01:25:46,212 --> 01:25:48,348 -[roars] -Hespera. [pants] 1726 01:25:54,220 --> 01:25:55,321 No! 1727 01:25:56,523 --> 01:25:58,580 Hespera. 1728 01:25:58,158 --> 01:26:01,961 If your emotions rest with the humans so, Anne, 1729 01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,330 then perhaps you should be human. 1730 01:26:13,406 --> 01:26:14,874 [panting] 1731 01:26:16,876 --> 01:26:18,511 [rumbling] 1732 01:26:21,881 --> 01:26:22,882 [gasps] 1733 01:26:22,982 --> 01:26:24,918 [dramatic music playing] 1734 01:26:29,656 --> 01:26:31,591 [grunting] 1735 01:26:42,869 --> 01:26:44,537 [powers trilling] 1736 01:26:52,545 --> 01:26:54,514 [creatures screeching] 1737 01:26:55,582 --> 01:26:56,950 [creature roars] 1738 01:26:57,500 --> 01:26:59,190 [people shouting, screaming] 1739 01:27:00,553 --> 01:27:02,889 Help, somebody! [screams] 1740 01:27:02,956 --> 01:27:04,257 -[roars] -Somebody help! 1741 01:27:04,357 --> 01:27:05,392 Somebody help! 1742 01:27:06,593 --> 01:27:08,261 -[all screaming] -[roars] 1743 01:27:15,635 --> 01:27:17,604 [tires screeching] 1744 01:27:17,704 --> 01:27:19,372 Okay, now what? There are only so many minotaurs 1745 01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:20,440 I can run over with this van. 1746 01:27:21,107 --> 01:27:22,750 [gasps] 1747 01:27:25,111 --> 01:27:26,790 Hey, Steve. 1748 01:27:27,814 --> 01:27:29,282 What are monsters afraid of? 1749 01:27:33,860 --> 01:27:34,254 "The king of beasts." 1750 01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:35,422 Lions? 1751 01:27:35,488 --> 01:27:36,589 Unicorns. 1752 01:27:36,656 --> 01:27:38,658 Really? I love unicorns. 1753 01:27:38,758 --> 01:27:40,727 Yet, the unicorn does not love you. 1754 01:27:40,794 --> 01:27:42,762 Guys, unicorns don't exist. 1755 01:27:42,829 --> 01:27:44,664 -What? -[creature roaring] 1756 01:27:44,764 --> 01:27:46,633 [people screaming] 1757 01:27:46,733 --> 01:27:49,302 -[Freddy] Oh, my... -Ah! [pants] 1758 01:27:49,402 --> 01:27:51,171 I guess maybe it's not so crazy. 1759 01:27:51,271 --> 01:27:54,274 The unicorn is the most fearsome creature of its realm. 1760 01:27:54,341 --> 01:27:55,775 Ruthless and cruel, 1761 01:27:55,842 --> 01:27:57,110 not like the ponies from your storybooks. 1762 01:27:57,177 --> 01:27:58,645 They loathe humanity. 1763 01:27:58,745 --> 01:28:00,280 Is there anything they do like? 1764 01:28:01,781 --> 01:28:03,917 "Dark caverns. Ambrosia"? 1765 01:28:03,983 --> 01:28:05,485 Ambrosia. It's like the nectar of the gods. 1766 01:28:05,585 --> 01:28:07,253 It's supposed to be sweet, like honey. 1767 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,521 I have an idea. 1768 01:28:08,621 --> 01:28:10,290 Go, go! Quick, quick. 1769 01:28:10,357 --> 01:28:12,992 Guys, get as many of these people to safety as you can. 1770 01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:15,195 Kids? 1771 01:28:15,295 --> 01:28:17,263 -[people screaming] -[creature growls] 1772 01:28:18,865 --> 01:28:20,934 -Let's go. -Come on, let's go! 1773 01:28:21,868 --> 01:28:23,269 Wizard? 1774 01:28:23,336 --> 01:28:24,337 I'm going with them. 1775 01:28:25,205 --> 01:28:26,172 [Rosa] Freddy? 1776 01:28:28,541 --> 01:28:29,509 Anne? 1777 01:28:31,144 --> 01:28:32,312 Anne! 1778 01:28:32,379 --> 01:28:33,346 Anne! 1779 01:28:36,282 --> 01:28:39,185 I am not entirely sure how to parent, here. 1780 01:28:39,285 --> 01:28:41,221 [ominous music playing] 1781 01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:48,795 [Shazam] Hey! Khaleesi! 1782 01:28:48,862 --> 01:28:50,163 [Shazam grunts] 1783 01:28:50,964 --> 01:28:51,898 [roars] 1784 01:28:59,205 --> 01:29:00,640 [roars] 1785 01:29:01,975 --> 01:29:04,678 Whoo! That was really satisfying. 1786 01:29:04,744 --> 01:29:05,712 How was that for you? 1787 01:29:07,881 --> 01:29:10,316 [Shazam screams] 1788 01:29:10,383 --> 01:29:11,985 -[car alarm blares] -[Shazam grunting] 1789 01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:13,553 [car horn honks] 1790 01:29:21,361 --> 01:29:23,290 [gasping] 1791 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:24,831 -[man 1] Yeah. -[people cheering] 1792 01:29:24,898 --> 01:29:27,330 We love you, Thundercrack. 1793 01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:28,568 You're the best, Captain Marvel. 1794 01:29:28,668 --> 01:29:31,371 -Yeah, go, High Voltage! -Oh, wassup, bro? 1795 01:29:31,438 --> 01:29:33,573 It's Maximum Voltage actually, amongst other names. 1796 01:29:33,673 --> 01:29:35,408 We're still kinda workshopping it, so... 1797 01:29:35,508 --> 01:29:36,443 [growls] 1798 01:29:41,470 --> 01:29:42,415 [roars] 1799 01:29:42,515 --> 01:29:44,718 You thought you were invulnerable. 1800 01:29:44,784 --> 01:29:46,553 But, no. 1801 01:29:46,619 --> 01:29:48,288 Magical fire. 1802 01:29:48,388 --> 01:29:50,223 Magic can kill magic. 1803 01:29:50,290 --> 01:29:52,250 Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Magic kills magic." 1804 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:53,593 Way ahead of you, lady. 1805 01:29:53,693 --> 01:29:54,694 I'm just trippin' out because I've never seen 1806 01:29:54,761 --> 01:29:56,290 my suit burn like this. 1807 01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:58,565 Also, nobody messes with my town! 1808 01:29:58,631 --> 01:30:00,467 Know what I'm saying? 1809 01:30:00,567 --> 01:30:02,736 [Kalypso] I defeated my traitor sister. 1810 01:30:02,802 --> 01:30:03,937 A god. 1811 01:30:04,370 --> 01:30:06,390 You think I won't destroy you? 1812 01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:09,309 [heroic music playing] 1813 01:30:20,286 --> 01:30:22,122 -[grunts] -[roars] 1814 01:30:23,123 --> 01:30:25,225 [grunting] 1815 01:30:25,291 --> 01:30:26,726 [laughs] 1816 01:30:28,762 --> 01:30:31,264 [yelling] 1817 01:30:44,577 --> 01:30:47,180 -[breathing heavily] -[crackling] 1818 01:30:53,253 --> 01:30:54,788 The staff is absorbing it all. 1819 01:30:55,655 --> 01:30:56,623 Like a battery. 1820 01:31:03,290 --> 01:31:04,130 That's right. 1821 01:31:04,798 --> 01:31:06,466 Run! 1822 01:31:06,533 --> 01:31:08,101 This is a terrible idea. 1823 01:31:08,168 --> 01:31:10,336 You don't understand the savagery, the barbarity. 1824 01:31:10,437 --> 01:31:11,371 [siren wailing in distance] 1825 01:31:13,707 --> 01:31:14,774 Oh, no. 1826 01:31:14,841 --> 01:31:16,776 [people shouting in the distance] 1827 01:31:28,388 --> 01:31:30,357 [creature skittering] 1828 01:31:35,328 --> 01:31:37,297 [rustling] 1829 01:31:44,300 --> 01:31:45,572 -Hello. -No. 1830 01:31:45,672 --> 01:31:47,640 [snorting] 1831 01:31:49,342 --> 01:31:50,510 It's okay. Come here. 1832 01:31:55,415 --> 01:31:56,516 Darla... 1833 01:31:56,583 --> 01:31:58,885 It's okay. Good girl. 1834 01:31:58,985 --> 01:32:01,210 [snorting] 1835 01:32:01,870 --> 01:32:03,156 [suspenseful music playing] 1836 01:32:06,593 --> 01:32:08,762 -Whoa, watch out! -[Eugene] Whoa! 1837 01:32:08,862 --> 01:32:10,730 -Darla! -[gasps] 1838 01:32:27,714 --> 01:32:28,682 [sniffs] 1839 01:32:32,786 --> 01:32:34,200 [whispers] Taste the rainbow. 1840 01:32:36,423 --> 01:32:37,624 Good, isn't it? 1841 01:32:37,724 --> 01:32:39,759 It's the closest to ambrosia we have. 1842 01:32:39,859 --> 01:32:41,561 [unicorn snorts] 1843 01:32:41,628 --> 01:32:43,596 [gentle music playing] 1844 01:33:04,784 --> 01:33:05,752 Good girl. 1845 01:33:10,423 --> 01:33:11,891 [roars] 1846 01:33:12,759 --> 01:33:13,760 [both] Whoa! 1847 01:33:23,169 --> 01:33:24,571 We're gonna need more Skittles. 1848 01:33:24,637 --> 01:33:26,606 [people screaming] 1849 01:33:28,108 --> 01:33:29,275 [roars] 1850 01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:33,780 [woman grunting] 1851 01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:37,170 [sniffs] 1852 01:33:38,618 --> 01:33:41,454 [growls] 1853 01:33:41,521 --> 01:33:43,923 -[sniffs] -[galloping in the distance] 1854 01:33:43,990 --> 01:33:45,959 -[creature roars] -[unicorns roar] 1855 01:33:47,694 --> 01:33:49,295 [screeches] 1856 01:33:49,362 --> 01:33:51,331 [unicorns roaring] 1857 01:33:52,866 --> 01:33:54,834 [triumphant music playing] 1858 01:33:57,637 --> 01:33:59,305 [creature grunting] 1859 01:34:01,608 --> 01:34:02,876 Taste the rainbow, motherfu... 1860 01:34:02,976 --> 01:34:05,450 [roars] 1861 01:34:21,728 --> 01:34:22,962 [grunts] 1862 01:34:23,290 --> 01:34:25,165 No, no, no. 1863 01:34:25,231 --> 01:34:26,700 Lady, lady, you can't die! 1864 01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:28,802 Come on, Billy, come on! Powers, powers, powers. 1865 01:34:28,868 --> 01:34:32,138 Medical powers. No. How-to-fix-dead-people powers. 1866 01:34:32,205 --> 01:34:34,174 [breathes heavily] 1867 01:34:39,746 --> 01:34:41,348 -Clear? -[grunts] 1868 01:34:41,414 --> 01:34:44,384 Whoa! Come on! One more time. Clear! 1869 01:34:44,484 --> 01:34:45,885 [Hespera] Stop! Stop! 1870 01:34:45,985 --> 01:34:48,355 Let me go to the Underworld in peace, please. 1871 01:34:48,421 --> 01:34:51,391 Oh, lady, lady, listen to me, okay? 1872 01:34:51,491 --> 01:34:52,826 I don't want anyone else to die. 1873 01:34:52,892 --> 01:34:54,160 Not my family, not Anthea, not anyone, 1874 01:34:54,227 --> 01:34:55,695 and we can save them. 1875 01:34:55,762 --> 01:34:57,163 This all came from the tree, right? 1876 01:34:57,230 --> 01:34:58,765 I might know a way to destroy 1877 01:34:58,865 --> 01:35:00,233 the tree and the dragon all in one. 1878 01:35:00,333 --> 01:35:03,703 Ladon's powers are too great, boy. 1879 01:35:03,770 --> 01:35:05,271 Well, not if I can overload the staff 1880 01:35:05,372 --> 01:35:07,674 -with enough lightning. -A bomb? 1881 01:35:09,900 --> 01:35:10,176 Is that enough to kill the dragon? 1882 01:35:10,243 --> 01:35:11,244 And more. 1883 01:35:13,179 --> 01:35:14,681 You would annihilate 1884 01:35:14,748 --> 01:35:16,783 everything that's inside the dome. 1885 01:35:18,284 --> 01:35:20,186 Well, then I have one more favor to ask. 1886 01:35:21,755 --> 01:35:23,223 [people shouting] 1887 01:35:23,289 --> 01:35:25,125 [officer] Let's go, let's go. Let's go. 1888 01:35:25,225 --> 01:35:26,393 There's shelter ahead. 1889 01:35:26,459 --> 01:35:28,728 There's shelter ahead. Let's go. 1890 01:35:28,795 --> 01:35:30,764 Walk, don't run. There's shelter ahead. 1891 01:35:31,631 --> 01:35:32,599 Let's go, let's go. 1892 01:35:34,267 --> 01:35:35,935 [woman] Keep going. Keep going! 1893 01:35:36,360 --> 01:35:37,370 [Freddy] Anne! 1894 01:35:37,437 --> 01:35:38,405 Anne! 1895 01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:41,441 Anne! 1896 01:35:41,541 --> 01:35:43,643 -[rumbling] -[Ladon roars] 1897 01:35:45,812 --> 01:35:48,448 -[people screaming] -[gasps] 1898 01:35:48,548 --> 01:35:49,783 [officer] Go. Run. 1899 01:35:49,883 --> 01:35:52,520 -Watch that rear. -[breathing heavily] 1900 01:35:53,887 --> 01:35:55,255 [roaring] 1901 01:35:57,724 --> 01:35:58,958 [grunts] 1902 01:35:59,590 --> 01:36:01,610 [roaring] 1903 01:36:04,664 --> 01:36:06,660 Go, go, go! 1904 01:36:09,903 --> 01:36:12,472 [roaring] 1905 01:36:12,572 --> 01:36:14,240 [breathing heavily] 1906 01:36:14,307 --> 01:36:15,742 [officer 2] Back away! 1907 01:36:15,809 --> 01:36:18,111 -[growling] -[officer 3] Run, run, run! 1908 01:36:21,781 --> 01:36:23,750 [people screaming] 1909 01:36:24,684 --> 01:36:26,286 [roars] 1910 01:36:26,953 --> 01:36:28,321 Anne! 1911 01:36:28,421 --> 01:36:29,489 Ladon, 1912 01:36:30,357 --> 01:36:31,591 kill the traitor. 1913 01:36:35,495 --> 01:36:37,163 [people screaming] 1914 01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:42,969 [grunting, breathing heavily] 1915 01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:45,839 [roaring] 1916 01:36:48,775 --> 01:36:50,276 [grunting] 1917 01:37:04,524 --> 01:37:05,792 Impossible. 1918 01:37:05,859 --> 01:37:07,160 Bow him! 1919 01:37:08,828 --> 01:37:10,864 [grunting] 1920 01:37:13,366 --> 01:37:14,634 [yells] 1921 01:37:14,701 --> 01:37:16,669 [Anthea and Freddy grunting] 1922 01:37:21,207 --> 01:37:23,810 I lost it. Freddy, I can't. 1923 01:37:23,877 --> 01:37:25,578 What is a god without her power? 1924 01:37:25,679 --> 01:37:27,814 The most powerful thing about you 1925 01:37:27,881 --> 01:37:29,820 is you. 1926 01:37:29,182 --> 01:37:30,350 You taught me that. 1927 01:37:35,555 --> 01:37:37,524 [both yelling] 1928 01:37:38,758 --> 01:37:40,493 Kill them! 1929 01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:43,697 [yelling continues] 1930 01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:48,902 [Anthea breathing shakily] 1931 01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:52,672 [roaring] 1932 01:37:52,739 --> 01:37:53,707 [roaring stops] 1933 01:37:55,108 --> 01:37:57,844 [both panting] 1934 01:37:57,911 --> 01:38:00,130 [Shazam] Boom! [chuckles] 1935 01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:02,449 That must be super disappointing as a dragon. 1936 01:38:05,218 --> 01:38:06,453 Assuming that you are one. 1937 01:38:06,553 --> 01:38:08,254 I mean, you fly, and you breathe fire, 1938 01:38:08,355 --> 01:38:10,457 but you're also made of wood which is a weird flex 1939 01:38:10,557 --> 01:38:12,759 and a serious design flaw, if I'm being honest. 1940 01:38:14,127 --> 01:38:15,128 Freddy, Anthea, don't! 1941 01:38:18,565 --> 01:38:20,633 -[Shazam chuckles] -Ah, made you look! 1942 01:38:20,734 --> 01:38:22,302 Oh, lady, that's twice. 1943 01:38:22,402 --> 01:38:24,471 And I didn't even need a flaming violin that time. 1944 01:38:24,571 --> 01:38:25,905 [Shazam chuckles] 1945 01:38:25,972 --> 01:38:28,108 You want the staff? Come get it. 1946 01:38:35,882 --> 01:38:37,550 [Ladon roars] 1947 01:38:47,127 --> 01:38:48,928 [panting] 1948 01:38:52,132 --> 01:38:53,990 [grunts] 1949 01:39:02,942 --> 01:39:04,644 Now, Hespera. 1950 01:39:04,744 --> 01:39:06,980 [Ladon roars] 1951 01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:08,248 Now, Hespera. 1952 01:39:11,518 --> 01:39:12,952 Now. Now. 1953 01:39:14,154 --> 01:39:16,489 [Ladon growling] 1954 01:39:16,589 --> 01:39:20,293 [suspenseful music playing] 1955 01:39:21,327 --> 01:39:23,296 [groans] 1956 01:39:25,980 --> 01:39:26,533 [powers resonate] 1957 01:39:26,633 --> 01:39:28,168 [speaking Greek] 1958 01:39:29,202 --> 01:39:31,171 [rumbling] 1959 01:39:33,540 --> 01:39:35,508 -[magic resonating] -[dramatic music playing] 1960 01:39:47,287 --> 01:39:49,789 [engine revving] 1961 01:39:52,158 --> 01:39:53,126 [tires screech] 1962 01:39:57,197 --> 01:39:58,164 [grunts] 1963 01:40:13,713 --> 01:40:15,148 [in English] No. 1964 01:40:15,215 --> 01:40:16,716 No! No! 1965 01:40:34,334 --> 01:40:36,269 [growls] 1966 01:40:40,774 --> 01:40:42,175 Remove the dome. 1967 01:40:42,242 --> 01:40:44,210 As long as I still breathe, 1968 01:40:45,211 --> 01:40:47,714 the dome still stands. 1969 01:40:47,781 --> 01:40:51,551 Till I see you on the other side, sister. 1970 01:40:53,453 --> 01:40:55,422 [roars] 1971 01:41:11,538 --> 01:41:13,473 [car horn honking] 1972 01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:17,777 [horn continues honking] 1973 01:41:26,219 --> 01:41:28,154 [tires screech] 1974 01:41:30,557 --> 01:41:32,459 [people chattering] 1975 01:41:35,261 --> 01:41:36,763 Billy! 1976 01:41:36,830 --> 01:41:38,498 -Get out of there. -[Shazam] I can't. 1977 01:41:38,598 --> 01:41:39,666 Billy. 1978 01:41:39,766 --> 01:41:41,301 [Shazam] I have to do this. 1979 01:41:43,603 --> 01:41:44,904 [Freddy] Billy, what are you doing? 1980 01:41:44,971 --> 01:41:46,239 You're not supposed to be in there. 1981 01:41:46,306 --> 01:41:49,509 Yeah, I am. 1982 01:41:49,609 --> 01:41:51,444 I used to think that I couldn't do anything right, 1983 01:41:51,511 --> 01:41:53,246 that I didn't deserve my powers, 1984 01:41:54,814 --> 01:41:56,182 but there's something that I can do. 1985 01:41:56,783 --> 01:41:57,751 No. 1986 01:41:58,785 --> 01:42:00,353 I can save all of you. 1987 01:42:00,453 --> 01:42:01,955 But it's all or none! 1988 01:42:02,220 --> 01:42:03,790 [Shazam] Yeah. 1989 01:42:03,857 --> 01:42:05,325 All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt. 1990 01:42:08,762 --> 01:42:11,464 Freddy, I've never had a family. You know that. 1991 01:42:11,531 --> 01:42:13,500 Everybody I've ever cared about, they all left me. 1992 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,368 My mom, my dad, everyone. 1993 01:42:16,703 --> 01:42:18,505 So when I found you guys, I had to hang on 1994 01:42:18,605 --> 01:42:19,773 and I've been hanging on too tight. 1995 01:42:19,839 --> 01:42:21,207 No. 1996 01:42:21,307 --> 01:42:22,676 I should have let you do your own thing. 1997 01:42:24,611 --> 01:42:26,546 Now it's time for you to fly. 1998 01:42:26,646 --> 01:42:27,614 What about you? 1999 01:42:32,686 --> 01:42:34,454 I'm Captain Everypower Junior. 2000 01:42:34,521 --> 01:42:36,790 [chuckles softly, sniffles] 2001 01:42:36,856 --> 01:42:38,291 Don't you forget it. 2002 01:42:40,794 --> 01:42:42,729 [intriguing music playing] 2003 01:42:52,372 --> 01:42:54,341 [music swells] 2004 01:43:24,771 --> 01:43:26,740 [Ladon roars] 2005 01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:32,746 We end this now. 2006 01:43:32,846 --> 01:43:35,181 Yeah. We do. 2007 01:43:37,830 --> 01:43:38,510 [Shazam grunting] 2008 01:43:46,192 --> 01:43:47,627 Come on, Billy. 2009 01:43:54,367 --> 01:43:56,202 [lightning crackling] 2010 01:44:01,875 --> 01:44:03,109 [roars] 2011 01:44:15,722 --> 01:44:16,990 He's got this. We got this. 2012 01:44:17,900 --> 01:44:18,958 He's got this. He's got this. 2013 01:44:19,590 --> 01:44:20,930 Billy. 2014 01:44:21,928 --> 01:44:22,896 [grunts] 2015 01:44:24,497 --> 01:44:25,665 Fly. 2016 01:44:25,765 --> 01:44:27,300 [roars] 2017 01:44:31,805 --> 01:44:34,140 [grunting] 2018 01:44:38,178 --> 01:44:40,113 Billy. 2019 01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:41,781 Come on, baby. Come on, let's go! 2020 01:44:41,848 --> 01:44:43,450 [people chattering] 2021 01:44:43,516 --> 01:44:45,819 [grunting] 2022 01:44:49,155 --> 01:44:50,924 -[Ladon roars] -No! 2023 01:44:58,164 --> 01:45:01,340 -[roars] -[screaming] 2024 01:45:04,137 --> 01:45:05,772 [Ladon groans] 2025 01:45:18,852 --> 01:45:20,820 [roaring] 2026 01:45:25,125 --> 01:45:26,292 [Shazam grunts] 2027 01:45:30,196 --> 01:45:31,164 [Shazam exclaims] 2028 01:45:33,967 --> 01:45:34,901 Whoa! 2029 01:45:37,871 --> 01:45:38,838 Ah. 2030 01:45:44,477 --> 01:45:46,413 [Ladon roaring] 2031 01:45:49,820 --> 01:45:51,510 [dramatic emotional music playing] 2032 01:46:00,393 --> 01:46:02,195 [Ladon roaring] 2033 01:46:07,330 --> 01:46:08,435 [roars] 2034 01:46:15,608 --> 01:46:16,576 [grunts] 2035 01:46:38,298 --> 01:46:39,265 [Ladon growls] 2036 01:46:41,701 --> 01:46:44,237 Shazam! 2037 01:46:49,750 --> 01:46:50,877 [all whimpering] 2038 01:46:50,944 --> 01:46:53,313 [people clamoring] 2039 01:46:53,413 --> 01:46:55,382 [magic whirring] 2040 01:47:00,954 --> 01:47:01,921 Billy. 2041 01:47:03,323 --> 01:47:05,425 A true god, 2042 01:47:05,492 --> 01:47:07,494 after all. 2043 01:47:07,594 --> 01:47:09,562 [gentle emotional music playing] 2044 01:47:15,602 --> 01:47:16,836 [magic resonating] 2045 01:47:37,257 --> 01:47:38,191 [creature screeches] 2046 01:47:40,927 --> 01:47:42,862 -[growls] -[creatures screeching] 2047 01:47:50,470 --> 01:47:52,439 [all grunting, groaning] 2048 01:47:59,779 --> 01:48:00,947 He did it. 2049 01:48:08,788 --> 01:48:09,723 We must go. 2050 01:48:17,230 --> 01:48:18,198 Billy? 2051 01:48:18,832 --> 01:48:19,799 Billy? 2052 01:48:21,234 --> 01:48:22,202 [Freddy] Billy! 2053 01:48:24,137 --> 01:48:25,138 Billy! 2054 01:48:26,639 --> 01:48:29,750 Billy. Where are you? [sobs] 2055 01:48:29,175 --> 01:48:30,210 [Victor] Billy! 2056 01:48:32,212 --> 01:48:33,179 [Freddy] Billy? 2057 01:48:37,183 --> 01:48:39,252 Billy! Billy. 2058 01:48:41,888 --> 01:48:43,230 Billy! 2059 01:48:43,890 --> 01:48:44,570 Billy! 2060 01:48:45,158 --> 01:48:46,359 Billy! 2061 01:48:46,426 --> 01:48:47,694 Dude, wake up. You did it. 2062 01:48:50,497 --> 01:48:52,232 Okay. You're supposed to wake up. 2063 01:48:52,332 --> 01:48:53,333 It's the part where you wake up 2064 01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:55,101 and open your eyes and laugh 2065 01:48:55,201 --> 01:48:58,271 and you're supposed to say you got me, 'cause you got me. 2066 01:48:59,706 --> 01:49:01,174 Dude. Joke's over, man. 2067 01:49:01,941 --> 01:49:03,900 Billy! 2068 01:49:05,245 --> 01:49:07,347 Billy. Billy, come on. 2069 01:49:09,883 --> 01:49:11,184 Freddy. 2070 01:49:11,251 --> 01:49:12,218 [sobs] 2071 01:49:14,421 --> 01:49:15,722 What did you do? 2072 01:49:18,580 --> 01:49:19,125 Wake up, Billy. 2073 01:49:19,225 --> 01:49:20,927 -[Victor] Billy? -He's over here! 2074 01:49:24,640 --> 01:49:25,310 Billy. 2075 01:49:26,599 --> 01:49:28,735 [sobs] You ***hole! 2076 01:49:30,203 --> 01:49:32,372 We're a team! We're a team! 2077 01:49:33,573 --> 01:49:34,541 Oh, Billy. 2078 01:49:35,909 --> 01:49:37,277 Billy. 2079 01:49:37,377 --> 01:49:39,479 Oh, my baby. No. 2080 01:49:39,579 --> 01:49:41,548 [solemn music playing] 2081 01:49:44,117 --> 01:49:45,652 [Anthea] He was a hero. 2082 01:49:47,320 --> 01:49:49,756 He was a hero and a god. 2083 01:49:49,823 --> 01:49:51,925 And he should be laid to rest like one. 2084 01:49:56,429 --> 01:49:57,731 Hey, pal. 2085 01:49:57,797 --> 01:49:59,799 [Freddy crying] 2086 01:49:59,899 --> 01:50:01,134 [Rosa sobs] 2087 01:50:16,950 --> 01:50:18,852 [gentle music playing] 2088 01:51:05,965 --> 01:51:07,634 Will this land ever come back? 2089 01:51:08,735 --> 01:51:11,404 The staff is drained of magic. 2090 01:51:11,504 --> 01:51:14,341 Only the spark of a god can restore its power 2091 01:51:15,408 --> 01:51:16,876 and there are no gods left. 2092 01:51:18,478 --> 01:51:19,746 [woman] There is one. 2093 01:51:21,648 --> 01:51:24,384 [ancient lamentation music playing] 2094 01:51:29,589 --> 01:51:30,990 [dramatic music playing] 2095 01:51:35,228 --> 01:51:36,996 [gasps, chuckles] 2096 01:51:38,431 --> 01:51:39,399 What? 2097 01:51:53,380 --> 01:51:54,614 [crackles] 2098 01:51:54,714 --> 01:51:56,683 -[grunts] -[magic resonates] 2099 01:51:57,951 --> 01:51:59,886 [panting] 2100 01:51:59,953 --> 01:52:01,921 [pleasant music playing] 2101 01:52:06,626 --> 01:52:09,295 [Darla chuckles] 2102 01:52:09,396 --> 01:52:10,730 [Mary and Pedro gasp] 2103 01:52:16,536 --> 01:52:17,871 [chuckles] Whoa. 2104 01:52:37,570 --> 01:52:38,580 [Freddy] Whoa. 2105 01:52:38,124 --> 01:52:40,930 [powers resonating] 2106 01:52:41,661 --> 01:52:42,629 [Anthea chuckles] 2107 01:53:02,949 --> 01:53:03,917 [chirps] 2108 01:53:05,352 --> 01:53:07,200 -[dramatic chord plays] -[all scream] 2109 01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:08,880 It's a zombie! 2110 01:53:09,656 --> 01:53:11,458 [Shazam grunts] Guys! 2111 01:53:12,359 --> 01:53:13,693 What the hell? 2112 01:53:13,793 --> 01:53:15,662 You buried me? 2113 01:53:15,762 --> 01:53:18,131 In what, like, two minutes? 2114 01:53:18,198 --> 01:53:19,199 Oh, Billy! 2115 01:53:19,299 --> 01:53:20,867 [all whooping] 2116 01:53:20,967 --> 01:53:22,102 Hey. 2117 01:53:22,168 --> 01:53:24,437 Oh, man. I missed you guys. 2118 01:53:27,374 --> 01:53:28,942 Hi. Hey. 2119 01:53:29,843 --> 01:53:31,811 Oh, my God. Hi. 2120 01:53:31,878 --> 01:53:33,513 Why didn't anybody tell... 2121 01:53:33,613 --> 01:53:35,482 Hi. Sorry, sorry, I didn't, uh... 2122 01:53:35,548 --> 01:53:38,518 I didn't see you there, I was, um, I was... 2123 01:53:38,618 --> 01:53:39,686 I was dead at the time. 2124 01:53:40,787 --> 01:53:41,855 So, you, uh... 2125 01:53:42,856 --> 01:53:44,157 you got my bird letter? 2126 01:53:45,458 --> 01:53:46,726 Oh, I, uh... 2127 01:53:48,495 --> 01:53:49,796 I think you've got something... 2128 01:53:51,564 --> 01:53:52,832 On my... 2129 01:53:52,899 --> 01:53:54,334 Where... Oh. 2130 01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:56,690 What? 2131 01:53:57,300 --> 01:53:58,400 That's a spider. 2132 01:53:58,710 --> 01:53:59,572 I'm sorry, that's disgusting. 2133 01:53:59,672 --> 01:54:02,750 Also, [chuckling] that's really embarrassing. 2134 01:54:02,175 --> 01:54:03,376 Yes, it is. 2135 01:54:03,476 --> 01:54:05,845 But it was an amazing thing you did. 2136 01:54:05,912 --> 01:54:07,814 The sacrifice you made. 2137 01:54:07,881 --> 01:54:10,817 You brought this world back to life. 2138 01:54:10,884 --> 01:54:13,190 Maybe this time, gods and humans 2139 01:54:13,860 --> 01:54:14,721 can learn to live in peace. 2140 01:54:14,821 --> 01:54:15,755 Yeah. 2141 01:54:17,223 --> 01:54:19,920 Use the power of Zeus wisely. 2142 01:54:21,494 --> 01:54:22,862 Be well, Billy Batson. 2143 01:54:25,198 --> 01:54:27,867 Hey, you know, just because your father's power 2144 01:54:27,934 --> 01:54:29,436 is surging through me, 2145 01:54:29,536 --> 01:54:31,604 that doesn't technically make us related, you know, 2146 01:54:31,705 --> 01:54:33,173 and I'm gonna be 18 2147 01:54:33,239 --> 01:54:34,941 in, like, five months, so... [clicks tongue] 2148 01:54:35,410 --> 01:54:37,243 Stick to saving the world, kid. 2149 01:54:37,344 --> 01:54:39,245 Yeah, you know, like, that's... Okay, cool. 2150 01:54:39,346 --> 01:54:40,880 See ya. 2151 01:54:40,947 --> 01:54:42,682 What's with our boys and older women? 2152 01:54:42,749 --> 01:54:43,717 [exhales sharply] 2153 01:54:45,585 --> 01:54:47,354 Hey. 2154 01:54:47,420 --> 01:54:48,888 Who wants their powers back? 2155 01:54:48,955 --> 01:54:49,923 [Shazam chuckles] 2156 01:54:50,890 --> 01:54:52,859 We can do that, right? 2157 01:54:52,926 --> 01:54:53,960 -Yeah. -Yeah. Okay, good. 2158 01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:55,228 Good, good, good. 2159 01:54:55,295 --> 01:54:57,300 [Victor] I'd like our house back. 2160 01:54:57,970 --> 01:54:58,231 Can we do that? 2161 01:54:58,298 --> 01:55:00,133 [upbeat music playing] 2162 01:55:00,233 --> 01:55:02,350 -[Victor] Dinner! -Coming. 2163 01:55:02,102 --> 01:55:04,270 Aw. Thank you for respecting the cross-stitch. 2164 01:55:06,873 --> 01:55:07,807 [Rosa chuckles] 2165 01:55:08,942 --> 01:55:10,377 [Rosa] Anthea. 2166 01:55:10,443 --> 01:55:11,644 Have you decided what you're gonna do 2167 01:55:11,745 --> 01:55:14,381 about that god realm of yours? 2168 01:55:14,447 --> 01:55:17,830 Well, actually I'm gonna take some time off while it heals. 2169 01:55:17,150 --> 01:55:19,850 Spend some time with the common folk. 2170 01:55:19,152 --> 01:55:20,653 Learn some about your world, 2171 01:55:20,754 --> 01:55:23,223 about how, maybe, we can learn from each other. 2172 01:55:23,289 --> 01:55:24,924 Number one sign of wisdom: 2173 01:55:24,991 --> 01:55:26,793 Admitting there's always more to learn. 2174 01:55:26,893 --> 01:55:28,128 I'm coming around to it. 2175 01:55:28,228 --> 01:55:29,396 [doorbell rings] 2176 01:55:30,163 --> 01:55:31,297 I got it. 2177 01:55:35,735 --> 01:55:36,669 Whoa. 2178 01:55:37,504 --> 01:55:38,805 Uh, guys? 2179 01:55:39,606 --> 01:55:40,607 Guys! 2180 01:55:40,674 --> 01:55:42,676 [suspenseful music playing] 2181 01:55:48,810 --> 01:55:49,115 It's the wizard. 2182 01:55:50,917 --> 01:55:52,786 -Oh, my God! -[Rosa] No way! 2183 01:55:52,852 --> 01:55:54,487 -Yes. -Look at this guy! 2184 01:55:54,587 --> 01:55:55,922 Look at him, he's so handsome. 2185 01:55:55,989 --> 01:55:57,323 You pimpin' now, what is this? 2186 01:55:57,424 --> 01:55:59,250 -[Billy] You look amazing. -You look great! 2187 01:55:59,125 --> 01:56:01,194 Well, I was in the neighborhood 2188 01:56:01,294 --> 01:56:02,862 and, um, I just wanted to express 2189 01:56:02,962 --> 01:56:05,298 -my gratitude before I go. -[doorbell rings, pops] 2190 01:56:05,365 --> 01:56:09,602 Sorry. Doorbell's broken. Actually, everything's broken. 2191 01:56:09,669 --> 01:56:11,137 -[Freddy chuckles] -Not everything. 2192 01:56:14,274 --> 01:56:15,875 You were just in the neighborhood? 2193 01:56:15,975 --> 01:56:18,311 [chuckles] Okay, I came for the staff. 2194 01:56:18,378 --> 01:56:20,347 Perhaps I will hold onto it for now. 2195 01:56:20,447 --> 01:56:24,317 I also wanted to see your faces one last time 2196 01:56:24,384 --> 01:56:26,119 before I turn into a pile of ash. 2197 01:56:26,186 --> 01:56:27,654 -Wait, what? -No! 2198 01:56:27,721 --> 01:56:29,723 I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting. 2199 01:56:29,823 --> 01:56:31,624 -And besides... -[chuckles] 2200 01:56:31,691 --> 01:56:34,394 ...I've been trapped in rocks and prisons for far too long. 2201 01:56:34,494 --> 01:56:36,396 It's time to see your world. 2202 01:56:36,496 --> 01:56:38,640 It's been an honor, 2203 01:56:38,164 --> 01:56:40,734 a privilege, watching you all soar. 2204 01:56:40,834 --> 01:56:42,135 You know, you're not such a bad wizard. 2205 01:56:42,202 --> 01:56:43,570 Thank you, Jeff. 2206 01:56:43,670 --> 01:56:45,405 -[sighs] It never ends. -[chuckles] 2207 01:56:46,873 --> 01:56:47,841 [Billy] Also, 2208 01:56:49,342 --> 01:56:50,844 what's my superhero name? 2209 01:56:53,413 --> 01:56:55,715 Your name is... 2210 01:56:56,816 --> 01:56:58,651 Shazam. 2211 01:56:58,718 --> 01:56:59,719 -Of course. -Yeah. 2212 01:56:59,819 --> 01:57:01,821 [all agreeing] 2213 01:57:03,523 --> 01:57:05,759 I still think we can beat it. 2214 01:57:05,859 --> 01:57:07,827 [upbeat music playing] 2215 01:59:45,850 --> 01:59:46,653 My feet hurt. How much further? 2216 01:59:46,720 --> 01:59:47,921 About ten seconds less 2217 01:59:48,210 --> 01:59:49,522 than the last time you asked me. 2218 01:59:49,589 --> 01:59:51,910 I'm sorry, I just feel like we could 2219 01:59:51,191 --> 01:59:52,425 have parked a little bit closer. 2220 01:59:52,525 --> 01:59:53,660 He doesn't know we're coming, 2221 01:59:53,727 --> 01:59:55,161 and I didn't want to spook him. 2222 01:59:55,228 --> 01:59:57,530 "Spook him." He's a superhero, not a deer. 2223 01:59:57,597 --> 01:59:58,998 All right, let's go. 2224 01:59:59,650 --> 02:00:01,670 And then you can tell Waller that even though 2225 02:00:01,167 --> 02:00:03,336 she thinks this guy could be a good addition to the team, 2226 02:00:03,403 --> 02:00:04,871 we never actually met him 2227 02:00:04,938 --> 02:00:07,340 because you wore shitty walking shoes. 2228 02:00:07,407 --> 02:00:09,242 [chuckles] Okay, first of all, they're boots, 2229 02:00:09,342 --> 02:00:11,211 and they're not shitty, they're new. 2230 02:00:11,277 --> 02:00:14,214 -I just haven't had a chance to break them in yet. -Shut up. 2231 02:00:14,280 --> 02:00:17,283 Waller said this guy is as powerful as they come, 2232 02:00:17,384 --> 02:00:19,520 but a little immature. 2233 02:00:19,119 --> 02:00:20,253 Oh, great. 2234 02:00:21,187 --> 02:00:23,690 Whoo! [chuckles] 2235 02:00:28,528 --> 02:00:30,463 [grunting] 2236 02:00:32,632 --> 02:00:34,200 -Billy Batson. -Yeah? 2237 02:00:34,267 --> 02:00:35,935 I mean, no. 2238 02:00:36,360 --> 02:00:37,604 I've never heard that name in my life. 2239 02:00:37,704 --> 02:00:39,390 I don't know who you're talking about. 2240 02:00:39,105 --> 02:00:40,607 But I'd like to meet that person 2241 02:00:40,707 --> 02:00:42,442 'cause they sound super cool. And funny. 2242 02:00:42,542 --> 02:00:45,311 And talented. And ridiculously handsome, 2243 02:00:45,412 --> 02:00:46,880 but, like, in a dangerous way. 2244 02:00:46,946 --> 02:00:48,782 What the hell are you talking about? 2245 02:00:48,882 --> 02:00:50,950 Relax. We know who you are. 2246 02:00:51,510 --> 02:00:53,153 -How? -Don't worry about that. 2247 02:00:54,254 --> 02:00:55,255 Who are you guys? 2248 02:00:55,321 --> 02:00:56,623 Don't worry about that either. 2249 02:00:56,723 --> 02:00:58,458 Look, we've seen what you can do. 2250 02:00:58,558 --> 02:01:00,160 And we're here to make you an offer. 2251 02:01:00,260 --> 02:01:01,294 How would you like to join 2252 02:01:01,394 --> 02:01:02,495 -the Justice... -Yes! 2253 02:01:02,595 --> 02:01:03,997 A thousand times yes! 2254 02:01:04,970 --> 02:01:05,932 Oh, my gosh! I've been dreaming about this! 2255 02:01:05,999 --> 02:01:07,934 Well, I mean, not this exactly. 2256 02:01:08,100 --> 02:01:09,200 Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman 2257 02:01:09,102 --> 02:01:10,270 in the dream, but... 2258 02:01:10,336 --> 02:01:11,771 -Ew. -Huh? 2259 02:01:11,838 --> 02:01:13,973 Well, that was easy. 2260 02:01:14,740 --> 02:01:15,575 Welcome to the Justice Society. 2261 02:01:15,642 --> 02:01:17,610 Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what? 2262 02:01:17,677 --> 02:01:18,945 The Justice Society? 2263 02:01:19,120 --> 02:01:20,347 Is that different than the Justice League? 2264 02:01:20,447 --> 02:01:22,820 Yes. The Justice Society 2265 02:01:22,148 --> 02:01:23,516 is different than the Justice League 2266 02:01:23,616 --> 02:01:25,352 because of how words work. 2267 02:01:25,452 --> 02:01:27,320 I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group. 2268 02:01:27,420 --> 02:01:29,622 -So, that's you guys, right? -No. 2269 02:01:29,689 --> 02:01:31,624 Why are you so obsessed with Wonder Woman, dude? 2270 02:01:31,691 --> 02:01:33,526 He's joking, right? 2271 02:01:33,626 --> 02:01:36,863 -No? -Okay. I'm out. 2272 02:01:36,963 --> 02:01:38,932 I'm gonna wait here, 'cause of the shoes. 2273 02:01:38,998 --> 02:01:40,967 Can you drive by and get me? 2274 02:01:41,340 --> 02:01:43,470 [Shazam] Hey, just a little constructive criticism. 2275 02:01:43,536 --> 02:01:44,804 It's pretty confusing that there are 2276 02:01:44,871 --> 02:01:46,840 two separate groups of superheroes 2277 02:01:46,940 --> 02:01:48,375 that are totally unaffiliated, 2278 02:01:48,475 --> 02:01:50,477 but both have "Justice" in their name, you know. 2279 02:01:50,543 --> 02:01:52,612 Like, have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts? 2280 02:01:52,679 --> 02:01:55,482 'Cause just a quick search on Thesaurus.com, 2281 02:01:55,548 --> 02:01:57,350 you got so many options, man. 2282 02:01:57,450 --> 02:02:00,453 Like, "Authority Society." Eh? 2283 02:02:00,520 --> 02:02:02,188 Uh, uh, "Code Society." That's stupid. 2284 02:02:02,288 --> 02:02:03,656 These are, like, legal terms. 2285 02:02:03,723 --> 02:02:06,826 [gasps] "The Avenger Society." 2286 02:02:06,893 --> 02:02:08,328 [inhales sharply] 2287 02:02:08,395 --> 02:02:09,829 I like that, for some reason. 2288 02:02:12,699 --> 02:02:14,667 [gentle music playing] 2289 02:02:30,160 --> 02:02:32,185 [music builds up] 2290 02:02:38,992 --> 02:02:40,927 [dramatic music playing] 2291 02:05:55,210 --> 02:05:56,956 [mysterious music playing] 2292 02:07:23,276 --> 02:07:25,211 [intense music playing] 2293 02:08:23,503 --> 02:08:25,505 [distant chattering] 2294 02:08:25,572 --> 02:08:27,540 [unsettling music playing] 2295 02:08:43,123 --> 02:08:45,291 [voice laughing] 2296 02:08:45,392 --> 02:08:49,396 [Mister Mind] Well, well, Doctor. We meet again. 2297 02:08:49,462 --> 02:08:51,264 Where in the hell have you been? 2298 02:08:51,364 --> 02:08:54,367 [Mister Mind] To implement the perfect plan, Doctor, 2299 02:08:54,434 --> 02:08:56,736 one must have patience. 2300 02:08:56,803 --> 02:08:58,238 What are you talking about? 2301 02:08:59,973 --> 02:09:01,808 It's been two goddamn years! 2302 02:09:01,908 --> 02:09:06,780 Yes. But what is time but a trick of the mind? 2303 02:09:06,880 --> 02:09:08,214 A meaningless measure. 2304 02:09:08,281 --> 02:09:10,884 Hey. I'm 57 years old. 2305 02:09:10,950 --> 02:09:14,154 I'm stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics 2306 02:09:14,254 --> 02:09:16,156 waiting for a worm to enact some, what, 2307 02:09:16,256 --> 02:09:18,725 vague plan I've been told absolutely nothing about? 2308 02:09:18,792 --> 02:09:21,428 It takes me a very long time to get places, okay? 2309 02:09:21,494 --> 02:09:24,264 I do not have legs, I do not have wings, 2310 02:09:24,330 --> 02:09:27,734 I just slither around endlessly. 2311 02:09:27,801 --> 02:09:30,236 But not for long. 2312 02:09:30,303 --> 02:09:31,771 [laughing] 2313 02:09:33,106 --> 02:09:34,741 Tell me everything. 2314 02:09:36,309 --> 02:09:38,345 Just one more thing I need to do. 2315 02:09:38,445 --> 02:09:40,413 What? No! 2316 02:09:41,981 --> 02:09:43,516 Oh, goddamn it!