1 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:34,968 Once upon a time, a long time ago, 2 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:38,638 a king and queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona. 3 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:41,508 But she was possessed by a terrible curse. 4 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:46,312 By day, a lovely princess. By night, a hideous ogre. 5 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,215 Only true love's **** could lift her curse. 6 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:53,553 So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day 7 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,456 when her true love would arrive. 8 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,958 But as the days turned into years, 9 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:03,63 the King and Queen were forced to resort to more desperate measures. 10 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,9 Whoa, there. 11 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,78 I don't know about this, Lillian. 12 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:56,583 Fairy Godmother said only true love's **** could break Fiona's curse. 13 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:01,21 I don't trust that woman, Harold. This may be our last hope. 14 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:04,324 Besides, he does come highly recommended by King Midas. 15 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:09,95 But to put our daughter's life in the hands of this... person? 16 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:14,0 He's devious. He's deceitful. He's, he's... 17 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,536 Rumpelstiltskin! 18 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:21,908 Mrs Highness. 19 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,943 How do you do? 20 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,614 Down, Fifi. Get down! 21 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:32,118 As you can see, everything's in order. 22 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:36,22 So you'll put an end to our daughter's curse? 23 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:40,527 And, in return, you sign the kingdom of Far Far Away over to me. 24 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:50,737 - Lillian, this is madness! - What choice do we have? 25 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:54,441 Fiona has been locked away in that tower far too long. 26 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,710 It's not like she's getting any younger. 27 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,546 But to sign over our entire kingdom? 28 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,615 Well, if your kingdom's worth more to you than your daughter... 29 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:06,419 Nothing is worth more to us than our daughter. 30 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,424 Jump, Fifi, jump! 31 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:21,434 Just sign it and all your problems will disappear. 32 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:34,447 Your Highness! The Princess! She's been saved! 33 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:40,954 Who saved her? 34 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,491 No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek, 35 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:46,760 whose roar was feared throughout the land, 36 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,336 Maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy? 37 00:03:56,503 --> 00:04:00,206 - Oh, I'm not a real boy. - Do you want to be? 38 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:07,147 Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants! 39 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:16,656 I wish that ogre was never born! 40 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,146 That's my line. 41 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:43,283 Did my little Fergus make a... 42 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,720 ...big, grownup ogre stink?! 43 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:50,90 Oh, that's diabolical! 44 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,428 And on your left, the lovable lug that showed us you don't have to 45 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,964 change your undies to change the world! 46 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,301 I wonder what Shrek's up to in there. 47 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,771 Get in there. Get... Impossible to put on! 48 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:09,75 OK, the dragon goes under the bridge, through the loop... 49 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,611 ...and finally, into the castle. 50 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,318 Play date! 51 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,494 Then Shrek ****ed the Princess. 52 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,696 She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived... 53 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:30,930 Happily... 54 00:05:31,97 --> 00:05:32,532 - Ever... - After. 55 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,507 Look! A shooting star! 56 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:44,711 So, what did you wish for? 57 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,980 That every day could be like this one. 58 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:53,86 Morning. 59 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,356 Better out than in. 60 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,526 Did my little Fergus make a... 61 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,898 Cute. Real cute. 62 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,867 This lovable lug taught us 63 00:06:08,34 --> 00:06:10,937 you don't have to change your undies to change the world! 64 00:06:12,5 --> 00:06:13,39 Play date! 65 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,244 Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up! 66 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,381 She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived... 67 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,549 - Happily... - Ever... 68 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,750 After? 69 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,722 - Daddy, get up! - Morning. 70 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,727 - Better out than in. - This lovable lug... 71 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,62 - Play date! - No! 72 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,132 Outhouse again! 73 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,400 Come on. 74 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,472 Undies! 75 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,408 Outhouse! 76 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,710 - Get up, get up! - And they lived... 77 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:52,312 - Happily... - Ever... 78 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:53,747 After. 79 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,799 Roar. 80 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,519 Happy birthday, nińos! Vamos a la fiesta! 81 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,455 Hey, Shrek, Shrek! 82 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:46,259 Mr Shrek, would you sign our pitchforks? 83 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:47,527 And our torches? 84 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,396 Oh, man, you used to be so fierce! 85 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,398 Yeah, when you were a real ogre! 86 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,466 A real ogre? 87 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,947 Shrek, it's a sing-along. You've got to sing along! 88 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:11,251 - No, thanks. - Please? I'll be your best friend. 89 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:15,889 Why does being your best friend entail me doing everything I don't want to do? 90 00:09:16,56 --> 00:09:18,391 Please, Felicia, not in Daddy's ear. 91 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,793 Excuse me, Mr Shrek? 92 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,128 Could you do that ogre roar of yours for my son? 93 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,797 He's a big, big fan. 94 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,98 Do the roar. 95 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:28,68 You know, I'd rather not. It's my kids' birthday party. 96 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,236 - Do the roar. - Honey? 97 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,738 Why don't you go check on the cake? 98 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,275 - Sure. - And don't forget the candles. 99 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:36,443 Hold still. 100 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,611 Thanks for the pants, Muffin Man. 101 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,648 I always wanted chaps! Yee-haw! Giddy up! 102 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,183 - Monsieur Shrek. - Howdy, Shrek! 103 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,185 Your cake. Voilà! 104 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,522 - What is that supposed to be? - That's Sprinkles the Ogre! 105 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,92 Isn't he cute? He looks just like you. 106 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,494 But happy. It's a party, Shrek. You gotta cheer up! 107 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,262 I'm in a great mood, actually. 108 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,299 - Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow! - Donkey! 109 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,633 As long as you're not doing anything, 110 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,268 how about one of those famous Shrek roars? 111 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,971 - Do the roar. - Let me set you straight, Butter Pants. 112 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,674 An ogre only roars when he's angry. 113 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,943 You don't want to see me angry, do you? 114 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,378 Do it. 115 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,681 Hold it together. Just hold it together. 116 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,950 Daddy, he's getting away. Do something. 117 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,385 Oh, good. 118 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:22,55 - What happened to the cake? - Trust me. It's an improvement. 119 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,823 - You licked it! - No. 120 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,860 Just because you're an ogre, doesn't mean you have to eat like one. 121 00:10:27,27 --> 00:10:29,329 Looks like you forgot the candles! 122 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,731 OK, just watch the cake. I'll go get them. 123 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,199 Watch the cake? 124 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,2 - Where's the cake?! - We ate the cake. 125 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,237 - Ya. - What? 126 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,672 No, don't cry. 127 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,341 Hey! I believe you promised my son a roar. 128 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,909 - Do the roar. - Roar. 129 00:10:43,76 --> 00:10:45,378 - I don't like it. - Pigs, we need another cake. 130 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,381 - We ate the other cakes. - One roar, man. 131 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,984 Hey, everybody! Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar! 132 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,853 Not now, Donkey. Pigs, are there any cupcakes? 133 00:10:54,20 --> 00:10:55,889 - We ate them, too. - They have lollipops. 134 00:10:56,56 --> 00:10:57,223 No, I ate them. 135 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,93 - You didn't share? - Well, you didn't share the croissants! 136 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,263 - Everything's gonna be OK. - Shrek, what's going on? 137 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,398 - Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting! - Do the roar. 138 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,868 We need the cake! 139 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,539 Cake! Cake! Cake! 140 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,688 I love you, Daddy. 141 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,558 Everybody, I have found another cake! 142 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,928 Shrek? Are you OK? 143 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,892 - Unbelievable. - Tell me about it! Those villagers... 144 00:12:06,59 --> 00:12:09,396 I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. 145 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,565 Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday? 146 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,736 - Oh, great. So this is all my fault? - Yes. But you know what? 147 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,938 Let's talk about this after the party, at home. 148 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,808 You mean that roadside attraction we live in? 149 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:26,479 Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite! 150 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,817 I used to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke! 151 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:35,288 OK, OK, maybe you're not the ogre you used to be. 152 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,157 But maybe that's not such a bad thing. 153 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:40,994 I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. 154 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,463 You spent half your life in a palace. 155 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,166 And the other half locked away in a tower. 156 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:51,638 Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be! 157 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:56,543 Back when villagers were afraid of me, and I could take a mud bath in peace. 158 00:12:56,710 --> 00:13:00,313 When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! 159 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,850 Back when the world made sense! 160 00:13:04,17 --> 00:13:06,686 You mean back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep? 161 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,221 Exactly! 162 00:13:14,60 --> 00:13:18,331 Shrek, you have three beautiful children, 163 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,667 a wife who loves you, 164 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,871 friends who adore you. You have everything. 165 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:31,711 Why is it the only person who can't see that is you? 166 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,200 That's just great. 167 00:14:02,42 --> 00:14:04,44 If she thinks I'm gonna slink back there and apologize, 168 00:14:04,44 --> 00:14:04,611 If she thinks I'm gonna slink back there and apologize, 169 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:05,45 she's got another thing coming. She's not the boss of me. 170 00:14:05,45 --> 00:14:08,48 she's got another thing coming. She's not the boss of me. 171 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,52 I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize for acting like one. 172 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:16,556 Help, please! Someone, anyone at all, help me! 173 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,458 Please, help! 174 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,527 Please, help! 175 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,696 I'm stuck! Help! 176 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,698 Oh, please, help! 177 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,634 Someone, anyone! Help me! 178 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:31,304 The pain! I can see a bright light. A tunnel! 179 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,940 Grandma? Is that you? 180 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,475 Yeah, it's me, Granny. 181 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:39,245 An ogre! Please, Mr Ogre, please don't eat me! 182 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,947 I'm not gonna eat you. 183 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:44,417 But you are an ogre... Aren't you? 184 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,420 Yeah, well, I... I used to be. 185 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,989 Look, move out or get crushed. 186 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,158 So you're not gonna eat me? 187 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:57,163 No, thanks. I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. 188 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,568 Wait up! What's your rush? Where you going? 189 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:02,736 Nowhere. 190 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,572 What a coincidence! I was just heading that way myself. 191 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:10,243 But, seriously, let me give you a ride. I insist. 192 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:14,781 Come on. It's the least I can do after all you've done for me. 193 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,851 I got a hot rat cooking. 194 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:23,490 All right! Can I interest you in a mudslide? Slug and tonic? 195 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,626 A liquid libation to ease that frustration? 196 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:31,97 - Eyeball-tini? - Well, maybe just one. 197 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:36,2 So the centaur says, "That's not the half I'm talking about." 198 00:15:37,37 --> 00:15:39,773 I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you. 199 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,276 To live the life of an ogre... no worries, no responsibilities. 200 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,179 You are free to pillage and terrorize as you please. 201 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,649 - Free? That's a laugh. - Oh, yeah? 202 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:55,388 Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again. 203 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,690 Why didn't you say so? 204 00:15:56,856 --> 00:16:00,26 Magical transactions are my specialty! 205 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,897 Great. Next to mimes, magicians are my favourite people. 206 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,366 Hold on. 207 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,703 "King for a Month." "Knight for a Week." 208 00:16:13,73 --> 00:16:15,75 Ogre for a day. 209 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,745 Think about it, Shrek. To be feared and hated. 210 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:19,979 You'll be, like, "Roar!" 211 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,717 And the villagers will be, like, "Get away! It's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!" 212 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,253 It would be just like the good old days, when your swamp was your castle. 213 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:33,59 - When the world made sense. - All right, what's the catch? 214 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,896 Catch? No. There's no catch. No catchings, really. 215 00:16:37,63 --> 00:16:39,165 I mean, there's something. Small thing. Nothing. A little thing. 216 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,335 All right, I knew it. So what do you want? 217 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,337 - A day. - A day. 218 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,538 Rat's done! 219 00:16:47,73 --> 00:16:50,243 To make the magic work, you gotta give something to get something. 220 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,346 In this case, you gotta give a day to get a day. That's all. 221 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,216 I can't just pick up and leave my family. 222 00:16:56,383 --> 00:17:00,53 But that's the best part, Shrek! It's a magical contract. 223 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,55 No one will even know you're gone. 224 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:08,28 And by the time this day is up, you are gonna feel like a changed ogre. 225 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,964 Still, I don't know. 226 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:14,701 Hey, no problem. Forget it, no big D. Doesn't matter. 227 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,370 Do you like white meat or dark meat? 228 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,608 So what day would I have to give up? 229 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,644 I don't know, any day. A day from your past. 230 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,247 A day you had the flu? A day you lost a pet? 231 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,816 A day some meddling oaf stuck his nose where it didn't belong 232 00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,618 destroying your business and ruining your life?! 233 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,756 Just for an example. 234 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,658 How about the day I met Donkey? 235 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,327 Now, there's a day I'd like to take back. 236 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,496 I don't know who that is. 237 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,933 I know. What about a day you wouldn't even remember? 238 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,302 Like a day when you were a baby. 239 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:54,741 - An innocent, mindless little baby. - Take any of those days you want. 240 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:59,279 - Take them all for all I care. - Oh, just one will do. 241 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,316 OK, good. A day from your childhood it is. 242 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:07,120 I guess there's nothing wrong with wanting a little time for myself. 243 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,822 Just 24 tiny little hours. 244 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,91 - I'm still my own ogre! - Yeah, you is! 245 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,493 I never needed to ask for anyone's permission before. 246 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,329 So why start now? 247 00:18:25,5 --> 00:18:26,473 Go on, Shrek. 248 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,174 Sign it! 249 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,710 Go on, Shrek. 250 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,380 Sign it, Shrek! Sign it! 251 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,383 You signed it. 252 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,352 So, tell me. What happens now? 253 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,187 Have a nice day. 254 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,574 I think I fell on my keys. 255 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,343 There are 40 children in that shoe, 256 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,46 which is why the weasel goes pop to this very day. 257 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,247 Oh, great. 258 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,916 As we head over the river and through the woods... 259 00:19:10,83 --> 00:19:11,151 Ogre! 260 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,409 Kill the ogre! Kill the ogre! 261 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,766 This is the part where you run away! 262 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,823 Sure is great to be wanted again. 263 00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,659 Nice one. 264 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,703 Fiona? 265 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,381 Oh, no. 266 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:37,30 My home. 267 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,699 Fiona! 268 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,704 Fiona! Are you in there?! 269 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,577 All right, Rumpel! 270 00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,747 This wasn't part of the deal! 271 00:22:31,84 --> 00:22:32,585 Rumpel! 272 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,42 Ogre! 273 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,447 We've got another one, ladies! Get him! 274 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,650 Who are you?! 275 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,819 What are you doing in my swamp? 276 00:23:12,92 --> 00:23:14,294 Looks like a troublemaker! 277 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,141 Spread 'em! 278 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:32,479 Nice job, ladies! 279 00:23:40,20 --> 00:23:44,324 You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights! 280 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,826 You have the right to shut your mouth! 281 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,183 Donkey, stop with the singing, will you? 282 00:24:11,17 --> 00:24:12,352 Donkey! 283 00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:24,197 Donkey, where am I? What's happening? 284 00:24:24,364 --> 00:24:27,534 Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song. 285 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,43 I'm driving, so I'm in charge of the music. 286 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:41,47 Will you witches make up your mind? 287 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:53,426 Donkey? What's going on? Do you know where Fiona is? 288 00:24:54,60 --> 00:24:56,763 Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me in trouble and I need this job. 289 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,598 I am not going back to work for Old MacDonald. 290 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:01,568 Tell me to E-I-E-I-O. "E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said. 291 00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:05,438 Where are my babies? And where's your wife, Dragon? 292 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:08,441 Look, I think you have me confused with some other talking donkey. 293 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,10 I've never seen you before in my life. 294 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,746 Never seen me before? Come on, Donkey! 295 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,81 And how do you know my name anyway? 296 00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:18,118 It's me, Shrek. Your best friend? 297 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,220 A donkey and an ogre friends? 298 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:22,622 That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! 299 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,961 Can you at least tell me where they're taking me? 300 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:31,297 To the same place they take every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin. 301 00:25:32,98 --> 00:25:35,201 - Stiltskin! - I said quiet! 302 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:45,311 Oh, no. 303 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:59,292 It's time to crumble! 304 00:25:59,459 --> 00:26:03,797 Place your bets! Place your bets! We start tout de suite! 305 00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:04,998 Yeah! 306 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,502 Gingy? 307 00:26:13,473 --> 00:26:15,308 Gingy snap! 308 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:18,945 There's one! 309 00:26:19,112 --> 00:26:20,814 Disgusting, filthy ogre! 310 00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:22,749 Hideous monster! 311 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,517 Filthy, filthy creature! 312 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,986 Disgusting creature! 313 00:26:53,46 --> 00:26:54,781 Move it! 314 00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:14,634 Don't worry, Donkey. I'll get us our lives back. 315 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,971 Yeah, right. Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy! 316 00:27:55,75 --> 00:27:56,910 Mr Stiltskin? 317 00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:01,81 You got another customer. 318 00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:03,950 - Wolfie! - Yes, Mr Stiltskin. 319 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,952 Bring me my business wig. 320 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,355 Mr Stiltskin, please! 321 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:13,727 - OK, go. - Please make me a real boy! 322 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:17,263 Go away! Terms are in the details, balsa boy. 323 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:20,200 Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne! 324 00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,102 Stiltskin! 325 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:24,571 Shrek! 326 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:27,974 There he is! 327 00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:30,410 So close! 328 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:34,114 Have I been waiting for you! 329 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,484 Ladies, this is the guy 330 00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:41,54 that made all of this possible! 331 00:28:42,122 --> 00:28:44,657 So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day? 332 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:47,961 All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done? 333 00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:51,297 No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what you've done. 334 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:55,268 Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me. 335 00:28:55,435 --> 00:28:56,836 They would never do that. 336 00:28:57,3 --> 00:29:01,641 They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. 337 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:05,478 And then they disappeared! 338 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,189 They would have done anything 339 00:29:16,356 --> 00:29:18,491 if they thought it would end their daughter's curse. 340 00:29:18,658 --> 00:29:21,27 I ended Fiona's curse! 341 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:24,531 How could you when you never existed? 342 00:29:24,698 --> 00:29:27,701 You better start making sense, you dirty little man! 343 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:30,170 Here, let me spell it out for you! 344 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:34,674 You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. 345 00:29:34,841 --> 00:29:39,45 A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. 346 00:29:42,682 --> 00:29:44,284 You took the day I was born. 347 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:47,454 No, Shrek. You gave it to me. 348 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:51,157 Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up... 349 00:29:51,324 --> 00:29:54,27 But you haven't heard the best part. 350 00:29:54,194 --> 00:29:59,899 Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you. 351 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,572 Where's Fiona? 352 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:07,507 Where's my family? 353 00:30:07,674 --> 00:30:10,877 Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? 354 00:30:11,44 --> 00:30:13,580 You see, you were never born. 355 00:30:13,747 --> 00:30:15,882 You never met Fiona. 356 00:30:16,49 --> 00:30:19,652 Your kids don't exist. 357 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:25,725 How's that for a metaphysical paradox? 358 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,996 Looks like you got exactly what you wanted! 359 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:34,234 - Happy Ogre Day! - Rumpel! 360 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:37,537 Get him, witches! 361 00:30:48,48 --> 00:30:51,284 You know what'd help morale around here? Flip-flop Fridays. 362 00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:54,120 Feet be comfortable with the breeze on your toes. 363 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:02,796 Come on, girls! 364 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,143 Lock all the doors, you worthless witches! Do it! 365 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:21,581 I'll be right back, Donkey! 366 00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:25,151 I don't know you! I don't know him! 367 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:46,639 I'm glad I'm not you. 368 00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:52,645 Help me! Help! 369 00:31:53,847 --> 00:31:54,848 Help! 370 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:04,858 No, not my pretty ball! 371 00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:11,164 Watch out! 372 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,344 Wolfie? 373 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:26,846 My angry wig. 374 00:32:35,388 --> 00:32:35,655 Help! I've been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre! 375 00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:38,858 Help! I've been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre! 376 00:32:39,25 --> 00:32:40,460 Donkey! Get off of me! 377 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:43,530 Watch it with your pointy hooves! 378 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:52,205 - Just take my wallet! - Hey! 379 00:32:52,372 --> 00:32:54,374 I'm being ass-napped! 380 00:32:55,8 --> 00:32:56,176 Animal cruelty! Help! 381 00:32:56,343 --> 00:32:58,411 You need to calm down! 382 00:32:58,578 --> 00:32:59,746 I'm your friend. 383 00:33:00,513 --> 00:33:02,582 I'm not gonna hurt you, all right? 384 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,418 Good. I'm gonna let go... 385 00:33:05,585 --> 00:33:08,54 ...right... now. 386 00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:10,757 Please! Eat my face last! Send my hooves to my mama! 387 00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:13,393 Donkey! You've got to trust me. 388 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,162 - Why should I trust you? - Because... 389 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:18,398 Because... 390 00:33:22,68 --> 00:33:23,403 OK. 391 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:05,478 Fine! Go ahead! Run away! Who needs you? 392 00:34:39,12 --> 00:34:41,681 I've never seen an ogre cry. 393 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:48,922 I'm not crying. 394 00:34:49,89 --> 00:34:51,124 It's nothing to be ashamed of. I cry all the time. 395 00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:54,194 Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens, 396 00:34:54,361 --> 00:34:58,698 or my grandma ****ing a baby kitten, or a little baby grandma kitten. 397 00:35:00,33 --> 00:35:03,3 - That is so darn sad. - I said, I'm not crying! 398 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:05,38 Take it easy, I'm only trying to help. 399 00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:07,40 It's none of my business why you're upset. 400 00:35:08,41 --> 00:35:09,376 By the way, why are you upset? 401 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,445 I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have. 402 00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:14,881 You signed up for one of them time-shares, huh? 403 00:35:15,48 --> 00:35:17,717 No. I signed this. 404 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:20,887 You should never sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin! 405 00:35:21,54 --> 00:35:22,389 Yeah, I got that. 406 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,557 - His fine print is crafty. - I know. 407 00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:27,60 - His exit clauses are sneaky. - Yeah, I... 408 00:35:27,894 --> 00:35:30,363 - What did you say? - I'm talking about the exit clause. 409 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:31,698 Used to be, you had to guess his name, 410 00:35:31,865 --> 00:35:33,800 but now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is. 411 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:35,568 Donkey, I've read the fine print. 412 00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:38,71 There's nothing about an exit clause in here. 413 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:40,173 Well, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you. 414 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:42,575 Here, let me show you how it's done. 415 00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:44,244 I didn't spend all that time around them witches 416 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:46,79 without picking up a few tricks. 417 00:35:46,246 --> 00:35:48,481 Your tiny, little ogre brain couldn't begin to comprehend 418 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:50,917 the complexity of my polygonic foldability skills. 419 00:35:51,84 --> 00:35:52,352 What are you doing? 420 00:35:52,519 --> 00:35:55,588 Hey, I can't get my origami on unless you back off. 421 00:35:55,755 --> 00:35:59,59 Thank you. OK, here's what you gotta do. You fold this piece here, 422 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,594 make this letter match up here, bring this corner here, 423 00:36:01,761 --> 00:36:05,932 and if you do it just right, it will show you what to do. There! 424 00:36:06,99 --> 00:36:08,435 "Try Lou's Bliss." 425 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:12,505 Who's Lou? 426 00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:14,441 Give me that! 427 00:36:19,779 --> 00:36:21,848 "True Love's ****." 428 00:36:24,117 --> 00:36:26,619 You have to take me to dinner first. 429 00:36:27,454 --> 00:36:30,623 "According to fairy tale law, if not fully satisfied, 430 00:36:30,790 --> 00:36:34,294 true love's **** will render this contract null and void." 431 00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:37,964 Donkey, you did it! Look at you! 432 00:36:38,131 --> 00:36:42,936 If Fiona and I share true love's ****, I will get my life back! 433 00:36:43,103 --> 00:36:46,39 OK! This isn't a petting zoo! So where is this Fiona? 434 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,109 Well, that's just it, you see. 435 00:36:49,776 --> 00:36:51,144 I don't know. 436 00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:53,480 You know, when I lose something, I always try to retrace my steps. 437 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,982 So... where did you leave her last? 438 00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:58,818 The last time I saw her, 439 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:01,654 I told her I wished I'd never rescued her. 440 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,793 - Oh, no. - Shrek? 441 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,562 Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek! 442 00:37:09,729 --> 00:37:11,831 What, are you crazy? That's the Dragon's Keep! 443 00:37:11,998 --> 00:37:13,933 They keep dragons in there! 444 00:37:15,802 --> 00:37:17,237 OK, yeah, fine! Go ahead! 445 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:20,306 I'm gonna just hang back here and find us some breakfast! 446 00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:32,352 Fiona! 447 00:38:07,554 --> 00:38:09,222 Oh, no. 448 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,469 If I didn't save Fiona... 449 00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:27,140 ...then who did? 450 00:38:37,684 --> 00:38:42,489 This is the favour Fiona was supposed to give me on the day we met. 451 00:38:44,90 --> 00:38:46,159 It's a symbol of our love. 452 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:48,94 Now smell it! 453 00:38:48,261 --> 00:38:50,163 Hey, man, get that dirty favour out of my face! 454 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:53,867 Your nose is the only chance I have of tracking down my wife, 455 00:38:54,34 --> 00:38:56,603 so stop complaining and start smelling. 456 00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:58,238 Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl! 457 00:38:58,405 --> 00:39:00,106 Do I look like a bloodhound to you? 458 00:39:00,273 --> 00:39:02,709 In case you haven't noticed, I'm a donkey, not a dog! 459 00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:05,612 If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog, not Donkey! 460 00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:07,180 And another thing... 461 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:09,616 Wait a minute. 462 00:39:10,283 --> 00:39:11,718 I think I got something. 463 00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:14,621 - Whatever it is, it's sweet. - Fiona. 464 00:39:14,788 --> 00:39:16,423 Luscious and tasty. 465 00:39:16,589 --> 00:39:19,125 Hey! That's my wife you're talking about. 466 00:39:20,727 --> 00:39:21,795 Donkey! 467 00:39:25,799 --> 00:39:27,901 Yeah! Waffles! 468 00:39:28,68 --> 00:39:31,37 And I thought the Waffle Fairy was just a bedtime story. 469 00:39:31,571 --> 00:39:35,141 Sticky stacks of golden, syrupy deliciousness! 470 00:39:35,308 --> 00:39:37,477 Donkey! Don't eat that! 471 00:39:37,644 --> 00:39:41,781 There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. 472 00:39:41,948 --> 00:39:43,817 Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious? 473 00:39:44,584 --> 00:39:46,753 Oh, you... I'm just... What are you...? 474 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,888 Bad Donkey! Mustn't. 475 00:39:49,55 --> 00:39:53,93 I said, don't! Don't! No! Get away from it. 476 00:39:53,993 --> 00:39:55,61 You did. 477 00:40:02,168 --> 00:40:03,303 Look out! 478 00:40:06,439 --> 00:40:07,440 Donkey! 479 00:40:07,607 --> 00:40:10,10 - Are you OK? - I'm fine. 480 00:40:12,178 --> 00:40:13,279 Donkey. 481 00:40:15,782 --> 00:40:17,350 Help! Help me! 482 00:40:17,517 --> 00:40:20,286 Help, Shrek! Help! 483 00:40:44,44 --> 00:40:45,278 Watch your head. 484 00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:46,813 Hey, it's a new guy! 485 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:49,115 Look at him, all dressed up in his Sunday vest. 486 00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:51,17 He's really tiny, isn't he? 487 00:40:51,184 --> 00:40:53,286 Yeah. Fate has delivered us a comrade-in-arms 488 00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:55,55 and for that, we are thankful. Suit him up! 489 00:40:55,221 --> 00:40:57,190 - Let's go, greenie. - Now, wait a minute! 490 00:41:02,162 --> 00:41:03,997 - Hey! - Here you go. 491 00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:12,72 - Welcome to the resistance. - Resistance? 492 00:41:12,238 --> 00:41:15,842 We fight for freedom and ogres everywhere! 493 00:41:25,318 --> 00:41:26,920 I didn't know we could do that. 494 00:41:27,87 --> 00:41:29,589 Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange! 495 00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:34,227 - I'm poisonous! I'm all poi... - I'll take him! This order's to go. 496 00:41:34,394 --> 00:41:36,830 Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet. 497 00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:39,165 Trust me, you don't want to eat this one. 498 00:41:39,332 --> 00:41:41,368 I go down smooth, but come out fighting! 499 00:41:41,534 --> 00:41:43,603 - Let go! - Don't make Mama mad. 500 00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:44,871 Your dinner is my friend! 501 00:41:45,38 --> 00:41:47,173 - Come on, guys! - I got to get the giblets out! 502 00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:49,342 - She's back. - There she is. 503 00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:08,261 Fiona! 504 00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:12,465 I'm so happy I found you! 505 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,42 Maybe you missed orientation, 506 00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:25,712 but for future reference, personal space is very important to me. 507 00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:28,815 You don't know who I am, do you? 508 00:42:28,982 --> 00:42:30,483 No. 509 00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:32,652 Brogan, I have news from Far Far Away. 510 00:42:32,819 --> 00:42:34,988 Gather the others and meet me in the war room. 511 00:42:35,155 --> 00:42:37,657 Gretched, make sure everyone is prepared to move out tonight. 512 00:42:37,824 --> 00:42:39,793 - I need to talk to you. - What is it? 513 00:42:39,959 --> 00:42:44,497 OK, I know you don't remember me, but... 514 00:42:44,664 --> 00:42:46,766 ...we're married. Hear me out. 515 00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:49,669 And at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, 516 00:42:49,836 --> 00:42:51,271 the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks, 517 00:42:51,438 --> 00:42:53,473 and this boy kept saying, "Do the roar." 518 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,76 Then I punched the cakes that the pigs ate and the next thing I knew, 519 00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:58,578 my donkey fell in your waffle hole. 520 00:43:01,114 --> 00:43:03,616 Right? Who's with me? 521 00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,987 I guess I must have kicked him harder than I thought. 522 00:43:08,154 --> 00:43:10,357 Fiona, I need to... 523 00:43:11,858 --> 00:43:14,361 Witches! All right, everyone, you know the drill! 524 00:43:14,527 --> 00:43:16,363 - Fiona! - Witches! Oh, no! 525 00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:18,631 - Witches! Witches! - Come on, now. 526 00:43:47,527 --> 00:43:50,330 Fiona, that's the third patrol today. We can't hide forever. 527 00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:54,67 Trust me, Brogan. After tonight, we won't have to. 528 00:43:55,668 --> 00:43:58,838 - That's your wife? - That's my wife. 529 00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,308 Well, I see who wears the chain mail in your family! 530 00:44:05,478 --> 00:44:10,483 Some people like to look at the goblet as... as half empty. 531 00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:14,654 Me, I like to look at it as half full. 532 00:44:15,488 --> 00:44:18,591 We've gone from the bottom to the top, ladies. 533 00:44:18,758 --> 00:44:21,895 But we're not just an empire. 534 00:44:22,429 --> 00:44:23,697 We're a family. 535 00:44:24,698 --> 00:44:28,435 Everyone has got their cupcake? Cupcake, cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba? 536 00:44:28,601 --> 00:44:29,602 Good. 537 00:44:29,769 --> 00:44:33,6 Yeah, you know, we have put away a lot of ogres. 538 00:44:33,173 --> 00:44:37,344 And so one got away. Who cares? It's not a big deal. 539 00:44:37,844 --> 00:44:39,913 It doesn't matter to me. 540 00:44:40,80 --> 00:44:42,849 It's not like it's the end of the world. 541 00:44:44,17 --> 00:44:46,920 Except... funny thing. 542 00:44:47,87 --> 00:44:50,590 Now that I think about it, the ogre who got away is Shrek! 543 00:44:50,757 --> 00:44:53,593 And if he shares a **** with Fiona by sunrise, 544 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,930 it is the end of the world! Our world! 545 00:44:57,97 --> 00:44:58,965 My empire! 546 00:45:02,535 --> 00:45:04,971 But, as I was saying, 547 00:45:05,138 --> 00:45:09,209 I like to look at the goblet as half full. 548 00:45:10,643 --> 00:45:12,645 Yelling makes me so parched. 549 00:45:12,812 --> 00:45:16,649 Would anyone care for some water? Wet your whistle? 550 00:45:16,816 --> 00:45:19,719 A clear, crisp, delicious glass... 551 00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:23,56 ...of agua purificada? 552 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:25,558 Anybody's thirsty? Nobody's thirsty? No? 553 00:45:26,559 --> 00:45:28,561 Well, then does anyone care to tell me 554 00:45:28,728 --> 00:45:31,331 what it's going to take to get this ogre? You. 555 00:45:31,498 --> 00:45:32,632 Faster brooms? 556 00:45:32,799 --> 00:45:34,401 - No! - Pointier hats? 557 00:45:34,567 --> 00:45:36,169 - No! You! - Maybe we could hire 558 00:45:36,336 --> 00:45:38,71 a professional bounty hunter? 559 00:45:39,105 --> 00:45:42,75 What a world! What a world! 560 00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:46,613 You know, actually not a bad idea. Baba! 561 00:45:47,247 --> 00:45:48,848 I need a bounty hunter. 562 00:45:49,15 --> 00:45:52,185 And if music doth soothe the savage beast... 563 00:45:52,352 --> 00:45:55,588 ...then I think I might know just the person! 564 00:45:57,924 --> 00:46:02,162 Listen up, everyone. Word has come from Far Far Away. 565 00:46:02,328 --> 00:46:05,498 Stiltskin is leading tonight's ogre hunt himself. 566 00:46:05,665 --> 00:46:07,367 - He's never done that before. - What? Why? 567 00:46:07,534 --> 00:46:09,369 I bet that's because of us. 568 00:46:09,536 --> 00:46:11,304 If that cupcake-eating clown 569 00:46:11,471 --> 00:46:14,607 finally leaves the safety of his filthy witch nest... 570 00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:16,543 ...he'll be vulnerable. 571 00:46:16,710 --> 00:46:19,879 The plan's simple. If they follow the usual patrol route, 572 00:46:20,46 --> 00:46:22,182 they'll reach the river by midnight. 573 00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:25,852 We'll be concealed along this road, waiting for his caravan. 574 00:46:26,19 --> 00:46:29,356 Once they reach the clearing, I'll give the signal. 575 00:46:29,522 --> 00:46:31,391 And then we attack! 576 00:46:37,163 --> 00:46:40,400 And when the smoke clears... Wait, what's this? 577 00:46:40,567 --> 00:46:41,868 That's my chimichanga stand. 578 00:46:42,969 --> 00:46:45,138 No, Cookie. We won't be needing that. 579 00:46:45,305 --> 00:46:49,9 Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be really hungry after this ambush, OK? 580 00:46:49,909 --> 00:46:51,711 Go and finish your little speech. 581 00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:55,915 All right, as I was saying, when the smoke clears, 582 00:46:56,82 --> 00:46:59,819 Rumpelstiltskin is gone and the chimichangas have been eaten. 583 00:46:59,986 --> 00:47:02,589 Far Far Away will finally be free. 584 00:47:02,756 --> 00:47:04,524 - And so will we. - Spread the word. 585 00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:07,927 We move out as soon as Rumpel leaves the palace. 586 00:47:10,263 --> 00:47:12,499 - Man, this is serious! - Tell me about it. 587 00:47:12,665 --> 00:47:15,235 How am I ever gonna get her to **** me before sunrise? 588 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:16,936 Actually, I was talking about the revolution. 589 00:47:17,103 --> 00:47:18,605 Revolution? 590 00:47:18,772 --> 00:47:20,707 Why don't you just tell her what you told me? 591 00:47:20,874 --> 00:47:23,510 About how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe. 592 00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:25,445 Well, while I'm at it, why don't I tell her 593 00:47:25,612 --> 00:47:27,614 that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon 594 00:47:27,781 --> 00:47:30,850 and you have little, mutant donkey-dragon babies. 595 00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:32,519 I do?! 596 00:47:32,686 --> 00:47:35,588 You saw what happened. She's gonna think I'm crazy. 597 00:47:35,755 --> 00:47:36,956 I'm a daddy? 598 00:47:37,123 --> 00:47:40,527 You know what? If I got Fiona to **** me once... 599 00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:44,297 ...then I can do it again. 600 00:47:45,198 --> 00:47:47,400 Shrek, do my babies have hooves or talons? 601 00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:49,135 Donkey...! 602 00:47:49,302 --> 00:47:50,737 Hello? 603 00:47:52,205 --> 00:47:53,373 Fiona? 604 00:47:59,379 --> 00:48:02,449 You should not be here, seńor. 605 00:48:02,615 --> 00:48:03,983 Puss? 606 00:48:09,489 --> 00:48:11,224 You've gotta be kidding me. 607 00:48:25,71 --> 00:48:27,507 Feed me, if you dare. 608 00:48:27,674 --> 00:48:31,11 Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa... 609 00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:35,415 - ...fancy. - Do I know you? 610 00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:38,151 Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? 611 00:48:38,318 --> 00:48:40,86 Your wee little boots? 612 00:48:40,253 --> 00:48:42,689 Boots? For a cat? Ha! 613 00:48:42,856 --> 00:48:45,959 But you're Puss in Boots. 614 00:48:46,593 --> 00:48:48,161 Maybe once. 615 00:48:48,328 --> 00:48:49,863 But that is a name I have outgrown. 616 00:48:50,30 --> 00:48:51,698 That's not the only thing you've outgrown. 617 00:48:51,865 --> 00:48:55,969 Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, 618 00:48:56,136 --> 00:48:58,705 but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life. 619 00:48:58,872 --> 00:49:01,941 I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. 620 00:49:03,543 --> 00:49:04,944 I'll get him later. 621 00:49:05,111 --> 00:49:07,514 Puss, what have I done to you? 622 00:49:07,681 --> 00:49:09,149 You've gone soft. 623 00:49:09,949 --> 00:49:14,120 Well, I do get brushed twice a day. 624 00:49:15,288 --> 00:49:16,890 Look, it's not too late to fix it. 625 00:49:17,57 --> 00:49:19,325 All you have to do is help me get a **** from Fiona. 626 00:49:19,492 --> 00:49:22,629 What are you doing? Can I help you with something? 627 00:49:22,796 --> 00:49:25,732 Well, I know how stressful mounting a rebellion can be... 628 00:49:25,899 --> 00:49:27,901 ...rallying the troops, planning attacks, 629 00:49:28,68 --> 00:49:31,871 so I brought you a little something to ease the tension. 630 00:49:32,405 --> 00:49:33,506 A gift basket? 631 00:49:33,673 --> 00:49:36,309 You're welcome. So let's see what you got. 632 00:49:36,476 --> 00:49:38,845 Heart-shaped box of slugs. 633 00:49:39,479 --> 00:49:41,915 Skunk-scented candle. 634 00:49:42,82 --> 00:49:46,486 - Look, this really isn't the... - What's this? Coupons! 635 00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:48,688 Let's see, "Good for one free foot massage." 636 00:49:48,855 --> 00:49:51,191 "A mud facial!" Oh, and here's one... 637 00:49:51,358 --> 00:49:54,894 "Good for one free ****." Let's cash it now. 638 00:49:55,61 --> 00:49:57,63 Look, I don't know what this is all about, 639 00:49:57,230 --> 00:49:58,765 but I'm trying to run a revolution. 640 00:49:58,932 --> 00:50:01,167 So unless you have Rumpelstiltskin's head in there, 641 00:50:01,334 --> 00:50:03,436 I suggest you take your gift basket, 642 00:50:03,603 --> 00:50:07,340 get out of my tent and go make yourself useful! 643 00:50:08,8 --> 00:50:12,278 Wow. You're right. I am sorry. 644 00:50:12,445 --> 00:50:15,515 I was just trying to be friendly. No hard feelings? 645 00:50:17,117 --> 00:50:18,184 An apologetic hug? 646 00:50:19,452 --> 00:50:20,453 Hey! 647 00:50:21,54 --> 00:50:23,223 Wait! Is that mistletoe I see? 648 00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:28,328 Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do they make people feel uncomfortable? 649 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:31,631 - Where'd we find that guy? - Could it be true? 650 00:50:31,798 --> 00:50:36,2 Have the years of prim and pampery made me soft? 651 00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:39,72 Don't be silly. Now who's a pretty kitty? 652 00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:40,840 I am. 653 00:50:48,648 --> 00:50:51,184 Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi. 654 00:50:52,485 --> 00:50:53,520 Honk. 655 00:50:53,687 --> 00:50:55,255 All right, Piggies, be gone! 656 00:50:55,422 --> 00:50:57,657 Don't forget to take her little potty box with you. 657 00:50:58,591 --> 00:51:00,560 This little piggy wants to go home! 658 00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:04,30 - Mr Stiltskin! He's here. - Nice. 659 00:51:17,777 --> 00:51:20,947 Pied Piper. How was your commute? 660 00:51:23,49 --> 00:51:24,117 Good. 661 00:51:24,284 --> 00:51:26,52 You call this guy a bounty hunter? 662 00:51:26,219 --> 00:51:29,89 What's he gonna do, flute those ogres a lullaby? 663 00:51:41,67 --> 00:51:42,702 OK, got it! 664 00:51:43,903 --> 00:51:46,39 Make it stop! 665 00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:51,711 All right, that's enough. 666 00:51:55,48 --> 00:51:58,718 Looks like it's time to pay the piper. 667 00:52:00,887 --> 00:52:03,623 Griselda, seriously, it's time to pay the piper. 668 00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:06,826 Now go get my chequebook! Go! Move! Get out! 669 00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:08,995 Things are getting real sloppy around here! 670 00:52:12,265 --> 00:52:12,298 Here, now make sure they eat up! 671 00:52:12,298 --> 00:52:12,632 Here, now make sure they eat up! 672 00:52:12,632 --> 00:52:12,966 Here, now make sure they eat up! 673 00:52:12,966 --> 00:52:14,267 Here, now make sure they eat up! 674 00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:17,737 You can't end tyranny on an empty stomach! Go on! Go! 675 00:52:17,904 --> 00:52:19,406 Din-din! 676 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:30,16 - Come on, Donkey. - One more time, please? 677 00:52:30,183 --> 00:52:32,485 All right, but this is the last time. 678 00:52:34,87 --> 00:52:35,88 Here it comes. Look at him. 679 00:52:40,427 --> 00:52:42,262 I see you! 680 00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:51,37 That's quite a friend you've got there. 681 00:52:51,204 --> 00:52:53,340 I can see why you haven't eaten him. 682 00:52:53,506 --> 00:52:56,142 Donkey! I hate to pull you away from your adoring public, 683 00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:58,611 but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona. 684 00:52:58,778 --> 00:53:01,848 - I need your help! - Hey, everybody. Who wants dessert? 685 00:53:04,651 --> 00:53:06,686 - Where'd you get these? - Fiona's garbage. 686 00:53:06,853 --> 00:53:09,789 Just another gift from some clueless lover boy. 687 00:53:11,558 --> 00:53:13,226 That's a good one, Cookie! 688 00:53:14,227 --> 00:53:17,230 Anyone who knows Fiona knows this stuff ain't gonna work on her. 689 00:53:17,397 --> 00:53:18,898 Works on me. 690 00:53:19,65 --> 00:53:21,968 Donkey, what am I gonna do? It's like I don't even know her. 691 00:53:22,135 --> 00:53:25,505 You in trouble, Romeo. The only thing Fiona cares about is her cause. 692 00:53:25,672 --> 00:53:28,675 - To the cause! - To the cause! 693 00:53:30,844 --> 00:53:32,12 All right! 694 00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:55,502 Hello! 695 00:53:59,506 --> 00:54:01,574 - Nice moves. - What are you doing? 696 00:54:01,741 --> 00:54:04,444 What does it look like? I'm getting ready for ambush action. 697 00:54:04,611 --> 00:54:07,280 Oh, yeah. I always like to quad my lutes 698 00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:11,618 and do some scrunches before an operational... op. 699 00:54:11,785 --> 00:54:12,852 This one taken? 700 00:54:13,19 --> 00:54:14,854 We use that to clean the toilets. 701 00:54:16,756 --> 00:54:19,893 And we use that one to clean the thing we clean the toilets with. 702 00:54:20,60 --> 00:54:21,361 I knew that. 703 00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:23,563 There you go, chief. 704 00:54:40,714 --> 00:54:42,882 Hey... Scott? 705 00:54:43,383 --> 00:54:45,218 My name is Shrek, actually. 706 00:54:45,385 --> 00:54:48,221 You're going to get yourself killed at the ambush tonight. 707 00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:51,991 I'll be fine. I think I can take care of myself... 708 00:54:52,492 --> 00:54:53,760 Well, let's see about that. 709 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,629 Hey! Hey... Hey! 710 00:54:56,796 --> 00:54:57,831 What the...? 711 00:55:02,569 --> 00:55:03,903 Fiona? 712 00:55:36,469 --> 00:55:37,771 I got it. 713 00:55:38,104 --> 00:55:39,439 Give me your hand. 714 00:55:41,775 --> 00:55:43,476 The dragon goes under the bridge, 715 00:55:43,643 --> 00:55:45,879 through the loop and finally... 716 00:55:46,46 --> 00:55:47,647 Into the castle. 717 00:55:56,289 --> 00:55:57,624 Wow. 718 00:55:59,325 --> 00:56:01,461 OK. Good. 719 00:56:02,62 --> 00:56:03,797 It seems like you can handle yourself. 720 00:56:03,963 --> 00:56:05,899 - But, Fiona... - Go get ready for the mission! 721 00:56:06,66 --> 00:56:09,69 - I will, but Fiona... - That's an order! 722 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:23,583 All right, let's get those axes sharpened and weapons packed! 723 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,352 Preparation is half the battle! 724 00:56:26,519 --> 00:56:30,990 Ogre! Un momento! Un momento! 725 00:56:31,491 --> 00:56:34,27 Ogre, ogre, un momento! 726 00:56:35,662 --> 00:56:36,930 Just give me a minute. 727 00:56:37,97 --> 00:56:39,933 Look, Puss, I'm a little pressed for time. 728 00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:43,269 I am not believing what I have just witnessed. 729 00:56:43,436 --> 00:56:45,105 Back there, you and Fiona. 730 00:56:45,271 --> 00:56:47,941 There was a spark... a spark inside her heart 731 00:56:48,108 --> 00:56:49,843 I thought was long extinguished. 732 00:56:50,10 --> 00:56:54,414 It was as if, for one moment, Fiona had actually found her true love! 733 00:56:54,581 --> 00:56:57,917 I am her true love. I ended her curse. 734 00:56:58,518 --> 00:57:00,353 You know of her curse? 735 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,790 By day, one way, by night another. 736 00:57:03,957 --> 00:57:06,726 This shall be the norm. 737 00:57:06,893 --> 00:57:10,397 Until you find true love's first ****... 738 00:57:11,698 --> 00:57:15,568 ...and then take love's true form. 739 00:57:16,436 --> 00:57:18,304 You even know the little rhyme! 740 00:57:18,471 --> 00:57:20,974 It is true! You are the one! You must prove it to her! 741 00:57:21,141 --> 00:57:23,309 - How? - Convince her! 742 00:57:23,476 --> 00:57:24,811 Go to her when she is alone 743 00:57:24,978 --> 00:57:28,648 and tell her something that only her true love would know. 744 00:57:28,815 --> 00:57:30,383 Know about what?! 745 00:57:32,385 --> 00:57:35,488 Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty! Shrek, can we keep him? 746 00:57:52,238 --> 00:57:54,74 Excuse me. Coming through! 747 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,943 Pardon me, guys! Watch your back. 748 00:57:57,110 --> 00:57:59,979 Look, Donkey, the chimichanga cart! Quick! 749 00:58:00,146 --> 00:58:03,16 Ándale! After him, burro! Donkey, vámonos! 750 00:58:03,183 --> 00:58:05,318 Man, you are a cat-astrophe! 751 00:58:05,485 --> 00:58:07,854 And you are ri-donkey-lous! 752 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:16,529 I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal. 753 00:58:21,601 --> 00:58:23,470 Secure your positions! 754 00:58:39,819 --> 00:58:42,355 - It's quite a view from up here. - What are you doing?! 755 00:58:42,522 --> 00:58:43,556 Get back in position! 756 00:58:43,723 --> 00:58:46,826 You need to know, once and for all, who I really am. 757 00:58:46,993 --> 00:58:48,461 You are going to ruin everything! 758 00:58:48,628 --> 00:58:50,864 Ruin everything? Actually, I'm gonna fix everything... 759 00:58:51,31 --> 00:58:53,733 The ogres, Rumpel, your curse. 760 00:58:55,335 --> 00:58:57,3 How do you know about my curse?! 761 00:58:57,170 --> 00:59:01,574 OK, OK, please, Fiona... Just hear me out. 762 00:59:01,741 --> 00:59:04,310 I can explain everything. 763 00:59:07,814 --> 00:59:10,583 - Where's Fiona's signal? - What's she waiting for? 764 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:13,586 - He's going to get away! - No, he's not. 765 00:59:39,179 --> 00:59:42,949 Listen, I don't know who you are or how you know about my curse, 766 00:59:43,116 --> 00:59:45,18 but if any of these ogres find out I'm... 767 00:59:45,185 --> 00:59:48,421 - A beautiful princess? - That is not who I am! Not anymore. 768 00:59:48,588 --> 00:59:51,624 - Look, I know you're upset. - You don't know anything about me. 769 00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:53,460 I know everything about you. 770 00:59:53,626 --> 00:59:56,629 I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. 771 00:59:56,796 --> 00:59:58,965 - Big deal. - I know that when you sign your name, 772 00:59:59,132 --> 01:00:01,801 - you put a heart over the "I". - So what? 773 01:00:01,968 --> 01:00:03,970 I know that when you see a shooting star, 774 01:00:04,137 --> 01:00:06,139 you cross your fingers on both hands, 775 01:00:06,306 --> 01:00:10,110 squinch up your nose and you make a wish. 776 01:00:10,276 --> 01:00:13,146 I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, 777 01:00:13,313 --> 01:00:14,981 and I know that you sleep by candlelight 778 01:00:15,148 --> 01:00:17,150 because every time you close your eyes... 779 01:00:18,218 --> 01:00:21,221 ...you're afraid you're gonna wake up back in that tower. 780 01:00:22,922 --> 01:00:25,58 But, most importantly, Fiona... 781 01:00:26,59 --> 01:00:29,629 ...I know that the reason you turn human every day... 782 01:00:31,931 --> 01:00:34,0 ...is because you've never been ****ed... 783 01:00:35,435 --> 01:00:36,569 ...well... 784 01:00:39,72 --> 01:00:40,240 ...by me. 785 01:00:49,783 --> 01:00:53,687 - You move fast. - It's not me doing the moving. 786 01:00:55,689 --> 01:00:57,857 - Why is this happening?! - Love? 787 01:00:58,24 --> 01:01:01,161 - No, I'm being forced to dance! - By love! 788 01:01:01,327 --> 01:01:04,97 No, I can't stop myself! 789 01:01:04,264 --> 01:01:07,100 Please! Make it stop! 790 01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:09,436 I can't control myself! 791 01:01:13,273 --> 01:01:16,376 Yeah! Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen! 792 01:01:18,645 --> 01:01:21,114 Oh, no! It's the Piper! 793 01:01:23,283 --> 01:01:26,886 I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you! 794 01:01:27,53 --> 01:01:31,491 - If you'd just let me **** you! - What? You're insane! 795 01:01:46,406 --> 01:01:50,510 We must do something before they fandango themselves into oblivion! 796 01:01:50,677 --> 01:01:54,80 - What can we do? - First, you must stop dancing! 797 01:01:54,247 --> 01:01:56,983 When somebody tooties that flutey, I got to shake my booty! 798 01:01:57,150 --> 01:01:58,752 Then it's up to me! 799 01:02:07,327 --> 01:02:11,164 Hurry! We must get them away from the music! 800 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:16,569 Puss and Donkey to the rescue! We saved the day! 801 01:02:42,262 --> 01:02:44,764 Donkey... Can I borrow your tongue? 802 01:02:44,931 --> 01:02:46,32 Say what?! 803 01:02:46,966 --> 01:02:48,301 No. Hell... 804 01:02:50,770 --> 01:02:53,807 I don't care how big your eyes get, player, it's not going down. 805 01:02:59,579 --> 01:03:00,647 All right! 806 01:03:01,147 --> 01:03:02,148 Stop! 807 01:03:02,315 --> 01:03:04,818 - Where are you going? - To save my friends. 808 01:03:04,984 --> 01:03:07,821 - How, by getting yourself killed? - If that's what it takes. 809 01:03:07,987 --> 01:03:09,289 Puss, say something. 810 01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:11,324 - Puss? - Let me explain. 811 01:03:11,491 --> 01:03:13,626 That's how you knew so much about me. 812 01:03:13,793 --> 01:03:16,896 - Fiona, wait! **** me. - What? 813 01:03:17,63 --> 01:03:18,665 It's the only way to save your friends. 814 01:03:18,832 --> 01:03:19,799 Get out of my way. 815 01:03:19,966 --> 01:03:23,169 You used to believe that a single **** could solve everything! 816 01:03:32,345 --> 01:03:36,549 I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense. 817 01:03:36,716 --> 01:03:39,352 True love's **** was supposed to fix everything! 818 01:03:39,519 --> 01:03:41,588 Yeah, you know, that's what they told me, too. 819 01:03:41,755 --> 01:03:44,90 True love didn't get me out of that tower. 820 01:03:44,257 --> 01:03:46,993 I did. I saved myself. 821 01:03:48,161 --> 01:03:51,598 Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale. 822 01:03:51,765 --> 01:03:54,200 Fiona, don't say that. It does exist! 823 01:03:54,367 --> 01:03:55,735 How would you know? 824 01:03:55,902 --> 01:03:58,605 Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep? 825 01:03:58,772 --> 01:04:01,608 Did you live all alone in a miserable tower? 826 01:04:01,775 --> 01:04:04,110 Did you cry yourself to sleep every night, 827 01:04:04,277 --> 01:04:06,880 waiting for a true love that never came?! 828 01:04:08,181 --> 01:04:11,751 But... But I'm your true love. 829 01:04:11,918 --> 01:04:15,355 Then where were you when I needed you? 830 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,703 Maybe you ****ed her wrong? 831 01:04:30,303 --> 01:04:31,371 No. 832 01:04:31,905 --> 01:04:33,707 The **** didn't work... 833 01:04:34,641 --> 01:04:36,976 ...because Fiona doesn't love me. 834 01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:45,251 Don't despair, fellow ogres! 835 01:04:45,418 --> 01:04:49,656 They can put us in cages, but they can't cage our honour! 836 01:04:51,57 --> 01:04:53,960 Shrek and Fiona are together?! 837 01:04:56,62 --> 01:04:59,299 Yeah, I've heard enough of your toot-a-lee-toots! You blew it! 838 01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:01,134 Wolfie! My speech wig. 839 01:05:01,301 --> 01:05:05,572 Baba! Ready my makeup. And Piper, pull my socks up. 840 01:05:08,8 --> 01:05:08,975 Tight. 841 01:05:09,142 --> 01:05:10,643 Attention, citizens. 842 01:05:11,444 --> 01:05:15,749 Please stay tuned for a message from our tyrannical dictator! 843 01:05:17,117 --> 01:05:20,520 Hello, people. It is I, Rumpelstiltskin... 844 01:05:20,687 --> 01:05:22,789 ...shepherd of your dreams. 845 01:05:24,624 --> 01:05:27,594 Recently, a certain somebody 846 01:05:27,761 --> 01:05:31,97 has jeopardized our joyous lives. 847 01:05:32,32 --> 01:05:37,3 And that somebody is the rat-munching ogre called Shrek! 848 01:05:37,170 --> 01:05:39,472 That is why I come to you, dear citizens. 849 01:05:39,639 --> 01:05:42,142 For whomever brings me this ogre, 850 01:05:42,308 --> 01:05:46,613 shall receive the deal of a lifetime. 851 01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,381 Just think of it! Total and 852 01:05:48,548 --> 01:05:50,283 - complete happiness. - Ya! 853 01:05:50,450 --> 01:05:53,887 Dazzling, radiant fulfilment! All your greatest wishes. 854 01:05:54,54 --> 01:05:56,56 - Yeah! - Your wildest dreams. 855 01:05:56,222 --> 01:06:00,860 Anything you could ever want! No strings attached! 856 01:06:01,161 --> 01:06:04,230 But hurry, this is a limited time offer. 857 01:06:04,397 --> 01:06:10,236 So light your torches, sharpen your pitchforks and get your mob on! 858 01:06:10,737 --> 01:06:13,807 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! 859 01:06:18,44 --> 01:06:20,80 Go back where you came from! 860 01:06:23,249 --> 01:06:24,884 It seems that we are safe. 861 01:06:25,51 --> 01:06:27,854 Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Let's go. 862 01:06:28,21 --> 01:06:32,92 What's the point? The **** didn't work. It's over. 863 01:06:32,258 --> 01:06:35,261 Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now, 864 01:06:35,428 --> 01:06:37,897 but things always work themselves out in the end, you'll see. 865 01:06:38,64 --> 01:06:40,433 - I bet by this time tomorrow... - Don't you understand? 866 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,268 There is no tomorrow. 867 01:06:42,435 --> 01:06:46,406 There's no day after that, and there's no day after that day after that! 868 01:06:46,573 --> 01:06:50,76 My life was perfect and I'm never going to get it back! 869 01:06:50,243 --> 01:06:53,847 If your life was so perfect, why'd you sign it away to Rumpelstiltskin? 870 01:06:54,14 --> 01:06:57,384 Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone! All right? 871 01:07:02,188 --> 01:07:04,24 I didn't know what I had. 872 01:07:06,593 --> 01:07:10,96 Surrender now! I'm taking you in! 873 01:07:10,697 --> 01:07:14,267 Don't try to fight it, ogre! The reward is mine! 874 01:07:14,434 --> 01:07:15,435 Gingy? 875 01:07:16,236 --> 01:07:18,638 - You unhand me, green devil! - What are you doing? 876 01:07:18,805 --> 01:07:20,106 Collecting my bounty! 877 01:07:20,273 --> 01:07:22,275 - Bounty? - What are you talking about, cracker? 878 01:07:23,43 --> 01:07:25,478 Rumpelstiltskin promised the deal of a lifetime 879 01:07:25,645 --> 01:07:28,648 - for whoever could bring you in. - Deal of a lifetime? 880 01:07:28,815 --> 01:07:31,885 Where all your wishes come true. 881 01:07:33,553 --> 01:07:34,888 Wait a minute. 882 01:07:35,655 --> 01:07:38,391 - I can still fix this. - How you gonna do that? 883 01:07:38,558 --> 01:07:42,829 You know what? I'm gonna give Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants. 884 01:07:42,996 --> 01:07:45,331 OK, Gingy, tell me about this... 885 01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:51,738 Were you going to eat that? 886 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:56,810 Not Shrek. That is not Shrek. Also not Shrek. 887 01:07:56,976 --> 01:08:00,313 That's not even an ogre, it is a troll! Nice try. 888 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,481 - And that... - Roar. 889 01:08:01,648 --> 01:08:02,649 ...is just sad. 890 01:08:03,516 --> 01:08:05,418 And what is that supposed to be? 891 01:08:05,585 --> 01:08:07,153 I'm just a frightened old man. 892 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:10,256 Don't listen to him! These ogres are crafty! 893 01:08:10,423 --> 01:08:12,25 That is your father painted green. 894 01:08:12,192 --> 01:08:14,260 No, it's Shrek! Honest! 895 01:08:15,795 --> 01:08:16,830 Take them away! 896 01:08:16,996 --> 01:08:19,866 Can no one bring me Shrek?! Where is he? 897 01:08:20,33 --> 01:08:22,769 How hard can it be?! I want him! I want him! I want him! 898 01:08:23,269 --> 01:08:24,604 Stiltskin! 899 01:08:26,172 --> 01:08:27,874 I hear you're looking for me. 900 01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:30,677 All right! Finally! 901 01:08:30,844 --> 01:08:34,314 Who turned him in? Who gets the deal of a lifetime? 902 01:08:34,481 --> 01:08:36,316 - I do. - What? But... 903 01:08:36,483 --> 01:08:40,387 If I'm turning myself in, I get the deal of a lifetime. 904 01:08:43,390 --> 01:08:47,160 That means you have to give me anything I want. 905 01:08:47,327 --> 01:08:49,896 No! Only true love's **** can break your contract! 906 01:08:50,63 --> 01:08:51,965 So if you thought you were just gonna... 907 01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:57,237 - ...in here and get your life back... - I'm not here to get my life back. 908 01:08:57,804 --> 01:09:00,206 Then what do you want? 909 01:09:10,984 --> 01:09:13,486 The ogres. They are all free. 910 01:09:13,653 --> 01:09:15,155 But where is Shrek? 911 01:09:20,326 --> 01:09:22,662 This is not good. 912 01:09:23,763 --> 01:09:27,267 I don't know. Not much of a storybook ending. 913 01:09:27,434 --> 01:09:33,273 The noble Shrek turns himself in to save a bunch of filthy ogres. 914 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,509 All that matters is that they're free... 915 01:09:37,10 --> 01:09:39,12 ...and Fiona is safe. 916 01:09:40,513 --> 01:09:43,450 I bet Fiona would be really touched to hear that. 917 01:09:44,117 --> 01:09:45,418 But, hey... 918 01:09:45,585 --> 01:09:48,521 ...I guess you can tell her yourself. 919 01:09:49,356 --> 01:09:50,790 Fiona! 920 01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:03,470 Stiltskin, we had a deal! You agreed to free all ogres! 921 01:10:03,636 --> 01:10:04,904 Oh, yeah. 922 01:10:05,71 --> 01:10:09,709 But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? 923 01:10:12,712 --> 01:10:18,485 By day, one way, by night, another. Blardy, blardy, blar. 924 01:10:20,387 --> 01:10:22,589 Nobody's smart but me! 925 01:10:30,730 --> 01:10:33,233 That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek. 926 01:10:34,0 --> 01:10:35,1 Thank you. 927 01:10:35,735 --> 01:10:38,71 No, you were right. 928 01:10:38,905 --> 01:10:41,7 I wasn't there for you. 929 01:10:41,174 --> 01:10:43,510 And not just at the Dragon's Keep, but... 930 01:10:44,844 --> 01:10:46,613 ...every day since. 931 01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:48,748 Well... 932 01:10:49,749 --> 01:10:51,351 ...you're here now. 933 01:10:54,87 --> 01:10:55,855 Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek! 934 01:10:56,22 --> 01:10:57,424 Don't be a fool, mule! 935 01:10:57,590 --> 01:11:00,93 She's right. Rumpel's palace is locked up tighter 936 01:11:00,260 --> 01:11:03,530 - than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard. - And that cupboard wasn't guarded 937 01:11:03,697 --> 01:11:06,700 by a whole bunch of mean, ugly, nasty witches. 938 01:11:06,866 --> 01:11:09,769 Hey! We can hear you! 939 01:11:10,603 --> 01:11:12,105 Sorry! 940 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:15,375 We must get into the palace. 941 01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:17,677 Man, Shrek and me just busted out of that place! 942 01:11:17,844 --> 01:11:19,379 But how? 943 01:11:20,613 --> 01:11:23,550 The same way we're gonna bust in. 944 01:11:28,21 --> 01:11:32,158 Yay! My new pretty ball! Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue? 945 01:11:32,325 --> 01:11:33,893 I guess it'll have to do. 946 01:11:39,366 --> 01:11:44,70 Witches, finally, the moment we've all been waiting for. 947 01:11:44,237 --> 01:11:47,40 The main event of the evening! 948 01:11:47,207 --> 01:11:50,377 I present Shrek and Fiona! 949 01:11:55,482 --> 01:11:59,519 And now, to put the past behind us once and for all, 950 01:11:59,686 --> 01:12:03,423 I give you a princess's worst nightmare! 951 01:12:03,590 --> 01:12:07,193 Fiona's old flame, the keeper of the keep... 952 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,928 ...Dragon! 953 01:12:31,918 --> 01:12:34,220 - Donkey? - And Puss! 954 01:12:38,24 --> 01:12:39,125 In Boots! 955 01:13:09,255 --> 01:13:11,291 Get them, get them, witches! 956 01:13:13,126 --> 01:13:14,661 Incoming! 957 01:13:18,898 --> 01:13:21,267 - Donkey, woo her! - Woo who? 958 01:13:21,434 --> 01:13:22,802 Your wife! 959 01:13:46,860 --> 01:13:47,994 Uh-oh. 960 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:56,803 I'll call you! We're in love! 961 01:14:08,548 --> 01:14:10,16 Fiona, hold on! 962 01:14:11,718 --> 01:14:13,353 Hey, you! 963 01:14:42,882 --> 01:14:45,985 - Chimichangas?! - Get 'em while they're hot! 964 01:14:52,892 --> 01:14:54,94 Jump! 965 01:14:57,564 --> 01:14:58,765 Now! 966 01:15:12,846 --> 01:15:15,448 The dragon goes under the bridge! 967 01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:18,84 Through the loop! 968 01:15:18,251 --> 01:15:19,352 And finally... 969 01:15:19,519 --> 01:15:21,87 Into the castle! 970 01:15:27,761 --> 01:15:29,129 Run! 971 01:15:35,268 --> 01:15:36,603 Foo! 972 01:15:38,438 --> 01:15:39,773 So long! 973 01:15:42,642 --> 01:15:43,777 Come on, Fifi, go! 974 01:15:43,943 --> 01:15:45,812 Go! Witches, close up the floor! 975 01:15:46,946 --> 01:15:49,582 Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap! 976 01:15:49,749 --> 01:15:53,119 Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go! 977 01:15:53,953 --> 01:15:55,288 Fifi, no! 978 01:16:00,60 --> 01:16:01,961 Victory is ours! 979 01:16:10,336 --> 01:16:13,340 Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast. 980 01:16:13,506 --> 01:16:16,109 Hey, we make a pretty good team. 981 01:16:16,276 --> 01:16:18,244 You have no idea. 982 01:16:26,152 --> 01:16:27,487 Shrek? 983 01:16:30,290 --> 01:16:33,159 His day is up. His day is...! 984 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:34,928 Shrek? 985 01:16:35,995 --> 01:16:37,664 It's all right. 986 01:16:41,201 --> 01:16:43,503 There has to be something I can do. 987 01:16:44,337 --> 01:16:47,974 You've already done everything for me, Fiona. 988 01:16:48,141 --> 01:16:50,710 You gave me a home and a family. 989 01:16:50,877 --> 01:16:52,645 You have kids? 990 01:16:52,812 --> 01:16:54,814 We have kids. 991 01:16:54,981 --> 01:16:58,852 Fergus, Farkle and a little girl named... 992 01:16:59,19 --> 01:17:00,353 - ...Felicia. - Felicia. 993 01:17:01,221 --> 01:17:04,24 I always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia. 994 01:17:04,557 --> 01:17:06,226 And someday... 995 01:17:07,894 --> 01:17:09,229 ...you will. 996 01:17:19,906 --> 01:17:22,575 You know what the best part of today was? 997 01:17:25,211 --> 01:17:29,382 I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again. 998 01:17:47,467 --> 01:17:50,303 Fiona, the sunrise! 999 01:17:50,470 --> 01:17:52,772 You're still... an ogre! 1000 01:17:55,275 --> 01:17:58,244 - True love's form. - Impossible! 1001 01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:00,647 The **** worked. 1002 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,655 What?! 1003 01:18:18,98 --> 01:18:19,499 Fifi! 1004 01:18:21,301 --> 01:18:22,635 Puss! 1005 01:18:24,971 --> 01:18:26,740 No, no, no! 1006 01:18:26,906 --> 01:18:29,976 No, not yet! I'm not ready! No, wait! 1007 01:18:44,124 --> 01:18:45,592 I love you, Daddy! 1008 01:18:45,759 --> 01:18:48,995 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! 1009 01:18:53,433 --> 01:18:56,636 Everybody, I have found another cake! 1010 01:18:57,370 --> 01:18:59,673 Shrek? Are you OK? 1011 01:19:06,179 --> 01:19:10,350 Fiona. I've never been better. 1012 01:19:12,519 --> 01:19:14,187 Roar! 1013 01:19:19,25 --> 01:19:21,361 Happy Birthday, Farkle. 1014 01:19:21,528 --> 01:19:23,830 Fergus, my little man! 1015 01:19:23,997 --> 01:19:26,299 And Felicia, sweetheart. 1016 01:19:26,466 --> 01:19:28,702 I believe this is yours. 1017 01:19:30,70 --> 01:19:31,738 Thank you, Daddy. 1018 01:19:33,239 --> 01:19:35,742 Hey, Uncle Shrek! How about giving my babies an encore! 1019 01:19:35,909 --> 01:19:38,44 Please, seńor, let us have it! 1020 01:19:49,356 --> 01:19:52,826 - I didn't know we could do that. - That's my best friend! 1021 01:19:54,60 --> 01:19:56,229 You know, I always thought 1022 01:19:56,396 --> 01:19:58,765 that I rescued you from the Dragon's Keep. 1023 01:19:58,932 --> 01:20:00,333 You did. 1024 01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:04,70 No. It was you that rescued me. 1025 01:21:20,246 --> 01:21:21,581 Yummy!