1 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:10,977 (♪) 2 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:55,121 ALICE: Hello, little girl. 3 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,727 Would you like a scotchie? 4 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:04,898 Oh... 5 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:09,469 Such a sweet little girl. 6 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:14,140 (♪) 7 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,141 (FIRE CRACKLING IN BACKGROUND) 8 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,242 It's okay, pumpkin. 9 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:19,579 (CHUCKLES) 10 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,780 Thank you. 11 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:22,882 NURSE: Come on, Alice. 12 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,150 We need to get you back to your room. 13 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:27,220 (ALICE CHUCKLES) 14 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,155 Why did she call me a girl? 15 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:30,924 It's okay. She's old. 16 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,920 Probably confused. 17 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:33,326 But I'm not a girl. 18 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,594 TARA: I know you're not. 19 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,629 You're also not a pumpkin, but I still call you one. 20 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:40,567 (SIGHS) 21 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:48,675 (♪) 22 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:08,595 (♪) 23 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:14,367 TARA: You did it? 24 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:16,269 Yeah. 25 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:18,138 (SIGHS) 26 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,144 It's gonna be okay. 27 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,646 I know. I know. 28 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,148 Can I see Grandpa now? 29 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,510 Yeah. Yeah, buddy. 30 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:32,852 Uh, why don't you, why don't you go in? 31 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:39,459 (♪) 32 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,568 MAN 1: (ON TV) Santa Claus, you're coming with us. 33 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:50,403 MAN 2: (ON TV) No, you can't take him now. 34 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,571 It's too near Christmas. 35 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:52,639 Quiet, you. 36 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,540 MAN 2: But-- 37 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,912 MAN 1: (ON TV) We don't want to hurt you, Santa Claus, 38 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,647 so come along quietly. 39 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,516 SANTA CLAUS: (ON TV) Why? 40 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:06,252 Why did you have to do that to my helper? 41 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:07,253 MAN 1: (ON TV) It's harmless. 42 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:08,822 It'll wear off in a short while. 43 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:09,589 YOUNG BILLY: Grandpa? 44 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:11,691 SANTA CLAUS: (ON TV) Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? 45 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,159 MAN 1 (ON TV): Now you come with us. 46 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,861 We need you on Mars. 47 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,762 YOUNG BILLY: Grandpa? 48 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:20,367 MAN 3: (ON TV) Are you sure this is Mars? 49 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,935 WOMAN 1: (ON TV) Oh... 50 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,270 I never saw such lazy people, 51 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,239 standing around like statues. 52 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,241 YOUNG BILLY: Grandpa? 53 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:30,610 WOMAN 1: (ON TV) Well? 54 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,846 MAN 3: (ON TV) Earthlings Billy and Betty. 55 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:35,715 Billy. 56 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:36,783 Come here, little boy. 57 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:40,553 You've gotten so big. 58 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,955 MAN 3: (ON TV) There's someone else, too. 59 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,523 What have you been eating? 60 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:44,924 Rocks? 61 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,760 No, hamburgers. 62 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,462 Do you like pickles on your hamburgers? 63 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,733 I love pickles on my hamburgers. 64 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:57,470 Pickles and-- and sauerkraut. 65 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:58,571 Blegh! 66 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,640 Welcome, Santa Claus. 67 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,809 We hope you'll make the children on Mars very happy. 68 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,612 I'll try, dear lady. 69 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,147 I'll try. 70 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,815 Have you been a good boy? 71 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:11,551 Good-- 72 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:14,888 Good boys get good things. 73 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,824 What happens to boys who aren't good? 74 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:23,263 Naughty boys get punished. 75 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,933 Santa is always watching. 76 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,603 (COUGHING) 77 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,672 Santa says I gotta fatten up. 78 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,142 Billy, water. 79 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:39,312 (COUGHING) 80 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:44,317 Now I'm Santa Claus. 81 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:45,819 GRANDPA: Water. 82 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,855 (GRANDPA COUGHING) 83 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,791 (RETCHES) 84 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,294 MAN 3: (ON TV) Ho, ho, ho. 85 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,197 Merry Christmas, everyone. 86 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,832 (SCREAMS) 87 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,340 (♪) 88 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:04,671 (INDISTINCT LYRICS) 89 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,546 (CAR WHOOSHES) 90 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,654 GEOFF: I mean, how was I supposed to know 91 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,390 it was going to happen like that? 92 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,724 TARA: How many did he have? 93 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,292 Two, three, I-- 94 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,394 Was it two or three? 95 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:28,895 I don't remember, okay? 96 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:30,897 He must've reacted badly 97 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,299 with those other meds he had been taking. Shit. 98 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,350 But he signed everything, right? 99 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:38,738 Yeah. 100 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:41,541 Is Grandpa gonna be okay? 101 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,810 No, buddy. Grandpa's dead. 102 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:44,844 TARA: Geoffrey. 103 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,413 GEOFF: What, do you want me to lie to him? 104 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,581 Yeah, a little tact would be nice. 105 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,583 So Grandpa's in heaven? 106 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:55,210 Oh. Yes, pumpkin, he is. 107 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,536 GEOFF: Come on, what are we waiting for? 108 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:14,541 (CAR BANGS) 109 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:16,443 (♪) 110 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,911 Son of a *****. 111 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:18,845 Did he just hit us? 112 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:19,746 Yeah! 113 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,614 That's great. 114 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,550 As if this night couldn't get any worse. 115 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,552 Merry Christmas, Chapman family. 116 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,454 I'll look for the insurance. 117 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:28,521 (CAR DOOR SHUTS) 118 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,396 GEOFF: Great, yeah. 119 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:42,635 (KNOCKING THE WINDOW) 120 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,411 Hey, pal. 121 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,445 Look, I don't know what happened, 122 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,813 but clearly you hit me with... 123 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:54,881 (GUNSHOT) 124 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:57,984 Geoffrey! 125 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:08,940 Billy, get down! 126 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:09,329 - (GUNSHOT) - (SCREAMS) 127 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,931 (PANTING) 128 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,673 CHARLIE: Go back to bed, Billy. 129 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:29,150 (♪) 130 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,519 MAN 1: (ON TV) Santa Claus, you're coming with us. 131 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,320 MAN 2: (ON TV) No, you can't take him now. 132 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,488 It's too near Christmas. 133 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,456 MAN 3: (ON TV) Quiet, you! 134 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,490 MAN 2: (ON TV) But... 135 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,250 (GUNSHOTS ON TV) 136 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,263 MAN 1: (ON TV) We don't want to hurt you, 137 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,665 Santa Claus, so come along quietly. 138 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:52,105 (♪) 139 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,209 CHARLIE: Come on, kid. 140 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:59,379 Do what you've got to do, and then let's get out of here. 141 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,614 This isn't our room. 142 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,786 (♪) 143 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:12,559 (INDISTINCT LYRICS) 144 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:18,898 (♪) 145 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,772 (♪) 146 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:03,877 ♪ So blue at Christmas ♪ 147 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,620 PATROLMAN: Yo, Harold, you in there? 148 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,965 (♪) 149 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,769 TALL MAN: I'll uh, go talk to the manager 150 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,204 and see if he got a room. 151 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,740 CHARLIE: I'm getting one of those feelings. 152 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:39,245 (♪) 153 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,370 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 154 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:43,209 (♪) 155 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,994 TARA: Billy, get down! 156 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,620 (GUNSHOT) 157 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,300 (GLASS SHATTERS) 158 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,739 (♪) 159 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,919 TARA: Hey! 160 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,854 (GROANS) 161 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,226 (GUNSHOT) 162 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,395 (PANTING) 163 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,740 (SIGHS) 164 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,209 (SNIFFLES) 165 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,470 CHARLIE: I could use some coffee. 166 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,283 Yeah. 167 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,186 Yeah, me too. 168 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:05,291 (♪) 169 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,594 CHARLIE: Sure you don't want 170 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,895 to look around? 171 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,363 No. 172 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,965 CHARLIE: Small towns have a lot of secrets. 173 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,367 Good morning. Coffee? 174 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,136 Uh, yeah. Yes, please. 175 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,109 Um, where are we? 176 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:23,977 Thunderbird. 177 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,879 No, no, no. The, uh-- What town? 178 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:26,980 DANA: Hackett. 179 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,581 CHARLIE: Hackett? 180 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,916 I like the sound of that. 181 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,918 I'll give you a minute. 182 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,754 (DOOR OPENS IN BACKGROUND) 183 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,456 CHARLIE: You may be right. 184 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,824 I'm not seeing anyone. 185 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,128 Hey, Dana. 186 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:42,996 My typ order. 187 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,735 Thanks. 188 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,136 See you later. 189 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,600 CHARLIE: Her? 190 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,275 Hmm. 191 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,944 I'm not seeing it. 192 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,512 DANA: See something you like? 193 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,780 Oh. 194 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,249 Word of advice, careful with that one. 195 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,820 Sugar-coated onion, if you know what I mean. 196 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,359 What's her um, what's her name? 197 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:15,280 Pammy. Pamela. 198 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,863 I call her, "Pammy." 199 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:17,831 She hates it. 200 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:18,865 (CHUCKLES) 201 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,200 CHARLIE: You're right, we should go. 202 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,368 BILLY: Shut up. 203 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,336 Sorry, not you, not... 204 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,170 Sorry. 205 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,518 (♪) 206 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,230 CHARLIE: Don't even think about it. 207 00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:44,157 It's not your decision. 208 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,127 CHARLIE: You know this never ends well. 209 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,962 What's that supposed to mean? 210 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,897 CHARLIE: You know exactly what it means. 211 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,400 (DOOR OPENS) 212 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,169 (DOOR SHUTS) 213 00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,739 CHARLIE: Oh, ****. 214 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,574 (♪) 215 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:05,378 (DOOR OPENS & BELL CHIMES) 216 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:12,419 (♪) 217 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,110 CHARLIE: I am not doing this again. 218 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,440 Good. 219 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,846 Do this by myself. 220 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:45,552 (♪) 221 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,937 Looking for something? 222 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:04,904 BILLY: Uh, yes. 223 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,439 I mean, no. 224 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,608 I'm looking around. 225 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,450 (♪) 226 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,800 You're the guy from the diner who was staring at my ***. 227 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,583 No. To be fair, I was looking in your hands. 228 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,218 That's even weirder. 229 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,620 I'm just... (CLEARS THROAT) 230 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,223 Just looking for a gift. 231 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,224 For who? 232 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,892 For my dad. 233 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,996 PAMELA: Crystal unicorn and earrings. 234 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,898 Fabulous. 235 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,000 Sorry. 236 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,607 (PHONE RINGING) 237 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,647 (DOOR OPENS & SHUTS) 238 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:50,950 ****. 239 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,860 ****ed it up. 240 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,200 CHARLIE: For the best. 241 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,121 ****ed it up. 242 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,539 (♪) 243 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,512 MR. SIMS: So you're new in town. 244 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,948 You plan on staying in Hackett for a while? 245 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,650 Yeah, yeah, a little, little while, yeah. 246 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,719 CHARLIE: Not too long, I hope. 247 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:29,723 And you said you have experience in a stockroom? 248 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,124 Yeah, yes, uh, two-- 249 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,393 two different grocery stores, it should be. 250 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,228 Oh, uh. 251 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,530 Hell, I don't even know why I bother with all this stuff. 252 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,699 I can't stand paperwork. 253 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,237 Look, you seem like a nice kid. 254 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,730 You don't have any tattoos on your face or anything. 255 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:49,809 And most important, you seem like you want the job. 256 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,977 Yeah. 257 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,679 Right now, it's just my daughter and I here, 258 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,913 and the holidays are a *****. 259 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,148 Pardon my French. 260 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,883 CHARLIE: If he only knew. 261 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,552 Um, Pam, Pam, Pamela's your daughter? 262 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,220 Yeah. 263 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,590 You've met? 264 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,494 Oh, just, uh, just briefly. 265 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,195 We were-- I was shopping upstairs 266 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,431 and sorta chatted. 267 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,330 Like, together? 268 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,569 BILLY: Uh, talked together, yeah. 269 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,605 I'm a very protective father, Billy. 270 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,745 Gotcha. (LAUGHS) 271 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,747 I'm kidding around. 272 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,115 When can you start? 273 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,751 When do you need me? 274 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,854 REBECCA: Dean spoke fondly of you, 275 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,790 said to fix you up with my best room. 276 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:37,791 Yeah, he's a nice guy. 277 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:38,958 He just gave me a job. 278 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,730 You know, we dated for a while back in '82 before he met Ida. 279 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,465 Yeah. 280 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,801 He's the one that got away. 281 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,470 To be honest, I was a bit of a **** back then, 282 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,305 so it's no surprise he chose her. 283 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:58,611 Anyways, when you find that special someone, 284 00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,646 don't let 'em go. 285 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,248 There we are, room six. 286 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:09,550 (♪) 287 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,580 BILLY: Holy shit. 288 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,828 It's very, very nice. 289 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,565 If, uh, if that toilet keeps running, 290 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,666 jiggle the flusher. 291 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,902 Oh, and uh, if you have any other problems, 292 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,237 knock three times on the pipe. 293 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,405 I live right below. 294 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,673 I'm terrible with my mobile. 295 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,510 It's very nice. Thank you. 296 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,170 (DOOR SHUTS) 297 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,518 (BILLY GRUNTS) 298 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,187 CHARLIE: What is wrong with this town? 299 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:44,157 Everyone is so nice. 300 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:45,825 It's refreshing. 301 00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,295 I think staying here is a good idea. 302 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,765 CHARLIE: How long? 303 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,600 I don't know. 304 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,671 (♪) 305 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:03,643 CHARLIE: Just don't forget who you are 306 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,146 and what you do. 307 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,453 (♪) 308 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:24,640 ♪ Christmas is a feeling everybody knows ♪ 309 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:28,401 ♪ Brings back an old man's childhood ♪ 310 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,571 ♪ Making angels in the snow ♪ 311 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,641 (♪) 312 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,262 - PAMELA: Hey, new guy? - BILLY: Yeah. 313 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,564 I need a pre-lit tree, 314 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,599 a box of ornaments, and an angel, stat. 315 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,508 CHARLIE: Well, get to it. 316 00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:15,582 (BILLY GRUNTS) 317 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,719 (♪) 318 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,721 Anything else? 319 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,922 Uh, where's the angel? 320 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,691 Yeah. 321 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:31,731 What? 322 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,299 Why does the angel have to go at the top? 323 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,635 Why can't it go like, anywhere else, like... 324 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,440 ...here? 325 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,808 And that looks good to you? 326 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,476 Hmm. 327 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,577 Yeah, I didn't think so, new guy. 328 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,813 Do this, please. 329 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,319 It's uh, it's Billy. 330 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:57,957 Billy? Okay. 331 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,640 Can I call you, "Bill"? 332 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:06,232 I just feel like I'm talking to a 5-year-old 333 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,634 when I say Billy. 334 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,771 Sure, yeah, whatever you say... 335 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:13,973 ...Pammy. 336 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,181 (CHUCKLES) 337 00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:22,649 PAMELA: Okay, you win. 338 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:23,583 Billy, it is. 339 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,760 CHARLIE: Jesus, here we go again. 340 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,598 BILLY: Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 341 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,633 I was just wondering if uh, 342 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,205 would you wanna go for like coffee with me sometime? 343 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:46,873 Those are the questions I prefer to ask. 344 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,876 Unless you're a serial killer. 345 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,111 I'm a True Crime junkie, 346 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:52,679 and I would have so many questions. 347 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,314 Oh. 348 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:56,182 Yeah, no. 349 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,317 Bummer. 350 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,353 CHARLIE: She's kind of a weirdo. 351 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:02,355 Shut up. 352 00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:06,159 (PHONE RINGING) 353 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,394 PAMELA: Uh, this ******* guy 354 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,895 won't leave me alone. 355 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:09,963 (GASPS) 356 00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:11,310 (♪) 357 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:12,632 (ORNAMENT SHATTERS) 358 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,366 *******... 359 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:17,737 You're such a mother******* stupid piece of shit. 360 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,539 ******* ****! 361 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,344 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 362 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,680 PAMELA: It's fine. I just... 363 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,815 BILLY: Hey, I got you. 364 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,216 Just keep doing what you're doing. 365 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,317 I'll grab a broom. 366 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,719 (CHUCKLES) 367 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,921 Holy shit. 368 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,596 CHARLIE: I'm getting one of those feelings. 369 00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:45,532 Keep your eyes open. 370 00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:56,943 (PAMELA AND GEORGE LAUGHING) 371 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,445 GEORGE: Yeah, the shop is looking beautiful. 372 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,130 You ready for Christmas? 373 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,114 George. 374 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:02,349 And I have to tell you something. 375 00:23:02,349 --> 00:23:04,617 If I was 35 years younger, I'd be all over you. 376 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,860 (PAMELA AND GEORGE LAUGH) 377 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:07,520 PAMELA: George. 378 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,390 CHARLIE: Him. Tonight. 379 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,958 We do him tonight. 380 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:16,629 (♪) 381 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:22,402 PAMELA: Billy. 382 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:23,903 Billy. 383 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:25,772 (♪) 384 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,974 - Are you okay? - BILLY: Oh, yeah. 385 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,309 Sorry. 386 00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:30,577 You okay? 387 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:32,812 I'm sorry. 388 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:34,981 I'm really embarrassed. 389 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,830 Um, I snap sometimes. 390 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:42,622 My dad calls it, "EPD," explosive personality disorder. 391 00:23:43,957 --> 00:23:45,158 Who's that guy? 392 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:46,826 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 393 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,495 PAMELA: Oh, that's George Vilmo. 394 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,663 He's a sweetheart. He helps at the store sometimes. 395 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,665 I uh, I think he's a little lonely. 396 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,968 GEORGE: I gotta tell you, Dean, 397 00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:58,138 it's the highlight of my holiday season every year. Honestly. 398 00:23:58,138 --> 00:23:59,172 MR. SIMS: Hey, we need to eat. 399 00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:02,409 (♪) 400 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,745 (INDISTINCT LYRICS) 401 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,843 (♪) 402 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:39,312 (WATER RUNNING) 403 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:44,117 (♪) 404 00:26:05,265 --> 00:26:06,266 Naughty. 405 00:26:07,267 --> 00:26:09,469 (♪) 406 00:26:09,469 --> 00:26:11,604 ♪ What a night of cheer this is ♪ 407 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,207 ♪ How grand it is to feel so merry ♪ 408 00:26:14,207 --> 00:26:19,479 ♪ Life is very *** when people catch the Christmas fever ♪ 409 00:26:19,479 --> 00:26:20,647 ♪ On the warmest winter evening ♪ 410 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:23,650 ♪ On the warmest winter evening of ♪ 411 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:28,555 ♪ Evening of the year ♪ 412 00:26:30,557 --> 00:26:32,492 CHARLIE: Three more days. 413 00:26:32,492 --> 00:26:33,793 (TARA SCREAMS) 414 00:26:34,461 --> 00:26:36,663 (GROANING) 415 00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:51,745 (INDISTINCT WHISPERS) 416 00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:57,350 (GASPS) 417 00:26:57,350 --> 00:27:00,653 (PANTING) 418 00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:07,527 (♪) 419 00:27:07,527 --> 00:27:09,329 (DOORBELL RINGS) 420 00:27:19,606 --> 00:27:24,344 (♪) 421 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,694 (SIGHS) 422 00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:52,205 (♪) 423 00:28:02,582 --> 00:28:04,500 She's amazing, isn't she? 424 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,687 She has a real knack for this sort of thing. 425 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:09,656 She's very lucky. 426 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,925 What do you mean? 427 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:14,661 Well, I mean, I know I look great, son, 428 00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:16,162 but I'm not gonna be around forever. 429 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,630 (CHUCKLES) 430 00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:21,101 One day, all of this will be hers. 431 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:32,412 Carry on. 432 00:28:36,950 --> 00:28:38,218 BILLY: Uh, hey, Agnes. 433 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,452 It's me uh, Billy. 434 00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:40,787 I'm just calling. 435 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:43,590 It seems we're low on the woodwicked candles, uh, 436 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,558 the Christmas forest kind. 437 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:46,760 So if you could send another box. 438 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,261 PO is 313. 439 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:49,863 Thanks. 440 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:52,932 - Hi. - Hi. 441 00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:54,768 Uh, my sister got called into work, 442 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:57,137 so I'm gonna take my nephew to hockey practice. 443 00:28:57,137 --> 00:28:57,971 You wanna come? 444 00:28:58,638 --> 00:28:59,806 What about the shop? 445 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,410 My dad's gonna be here. 446 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,143 Okay. 447 00:29:05,712 --> 00:29:07,800 - Okay. Yeah. - Do you wanna go? Yeah? 448 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:08,948 Okay, let's go. 449 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:13,153 (♪) 450 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:15,789 BILLY: So your sister, she doesn't work at the store ever? 451 00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:17,991 No. 452 00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:20,627 It being named after my mom, it just-- it isn't her thing. 453 00:29:20,627 --> 00:29:23,763 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 454 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:27,967 My uh, my mom died when we were little. 455 00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:30,303 She had a seizure while she was driving. 456 00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:31,304 Pow. 457 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:34,774 I'm sorry. 458 00:29:35,809 --> 00:29:37,444 I just think it hurts her too much to be there. 459 00:29:38,812 --> 00:29:41,481 Pam, Billy, look at this. 460 00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:45,485 Oh, **** yes. 461 00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:47,754 (PAMELA CHUCKLES) 462 00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:50,757 You're okay with it, right? The shop and everything? 463 00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:53,960 I mean, I'm the heiress. 464 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,162 (LAUGHS) 465 00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:58,531 It's what my dad wants and uh, 466 00:29:58,531 --> 00:30:00,133 I know it'll make him happy, so... 467 00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:02,200 What about you? 468 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:06,539 Kinda been drifting my whole life, 469 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:07,874 since I was eight years old. 470 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,210 (SIGHS) Yeah, I don't know. 471 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:13,313 I guess, I think I'm kinda just ready to settle down, 472 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:14,948 you know? 473 00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:17,984 Nice house, cute little wife, couple kids, minivan? 474 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,188 Yeah, why not? 475 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:26,960 DELPHINE: Bowden, tighten up. 476 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,362 You're playing like ******* garbage. 477 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:30,997 Lazy ****. 478 00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:33,133 CHARLIE: Her. 479 00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:35,568 Not right now. 480 00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:37,404 CHARLIE: Yes, now. Her. 481 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:39,572 I'm not in the mood. 482 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:41,374 CHARLIE: I don't care. Look at her. 483 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,243 Pink coat. 484 00:30:43,243 --> 00:30:44,177 She has a kid. 485 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:45,512 CHARLIE: Yeah, by the looks of it, 486 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:46,913 you'd be doing him a favor. 487 00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:51,170 (♪) 488 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:52,686 PAMELA: You know Delphine? 489 00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:55,422 - Hm? - Delphine Anderson? 490 00:30:55,422 --> 00:30:56,756 Pink coat lady. 491 00:30:56,756 --> 00:30:58,425 Oh, no. No, I don't. 492 00:30:58,425 --> 00:30:59,359 No. 493 00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:03,430 Seems like you want to. I-- I can introduce you. 494 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:04,531 Oh, that's okay. 495 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,532 - That's-- - PAMELA: Delphine! 496 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:09,502 CHARLIE: Hm, this will be interesting. 497 00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:10,537 Hey, Pam. 498 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:11,404 PAMELA: Hey, Del. 499 00:31:11,404 --> 00:31:12,939 I uh, wanna introduce you to Billy. 500 00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,207 He's the new hire at the store. 501 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,443 DELPHINE: I see. 502 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,178 Pleased to meet you. 503 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:20,947 (♪) 504 00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:23,850 Uh, I'll be right back. 505 00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:31,257 It's okay. I know what you're thinking. 506 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:34,294 (♪) 507 00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:43,737 (KIDS LAUGH) 508 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:44,871 Hey! 509 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:49,642 LAUGHING KID: Yo, Tommy. 510 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,612 Tommy, yo, Tommy. Tommy man. 511 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:54,614 Stop, stop. 512 00:31:55,815 --> 00:31:56,950 (GRUNTS) 513 00:31:58,418 --> 00:31:59,319 Excuse me. 514 00:32:00,453 --> 00:32:02,989 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 515 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:06,920 LAUGHING KID: Stop it. 516 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:08,895 (GRUNTS) 517 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:13,233 PAMELA: Liam? Liam, what happened? 518 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:15,902 They said my stick was for girls because it was pink 519 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:18,171 and they said only fags wear figure skates. 520 00:32:18,171 --> 00:32:20,173 Then they pushed me and said the Snatcher 521 00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:23,576 would get me, because the Snatcher looks girly. 522 00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:25,478 God, ****. I'm sorry. 523 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,516 COACH: Hey, hey, hey! What the hell? 524 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:32,952 Where were you? 525 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,880 They jumped him and called him, a "fag." 526 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,123 They're boys. They're messing around. 527 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,525 Messing-- Oh, they're messing around? 528 00:32:38,525 --> 00:32:39,993 - Mess around with me, mother****er. - Hey, hey. 529 00:32:39,993 --> 00:32:41,928 How about that? Let's go. I will **** you up! 530 00:32:41,928 --> 00:32:43,363 Get this ***** out of my barn. 531 00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:44,364 Oh, I'm a *****? 532 00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:46,499 I'll burn your ******* house down! 533 00:32:50,203 --> 00:32:51,538 BILLY: You got any nines? 534 00:32:51,538 --> 00:32:52,605 LIAM: Go fish. 535 00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:57,477 BILLY: Is your auntie always like this? 536 00:32:57,477 --> 00:33:00,213 Not always. Only when she gets mad. 537 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:03,550 She has always been a little bit of a pipe bomb. 538 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:04,984 (CHUCKLES) 539 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,987 Sometimes it seems like there's another person 540 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,122 inside of her. 541 00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:11,725 (♪) 542 00:33:11,725 --> 00:33:12,992 Who's the Snatcher? 543 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,828 He steals kids. 544 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:17,564 Liam, there is no Snatcher. 545 00:33:19,566 --> 00:33:23,203 It's just a-- a kind of an urban legend around here. 546 00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:27,574 Though recently it has felt a little too close to home. 547 00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:33,790 Couple towns in the county have had some kids go missing. 548 00:33:34,814 --> 00:33:37,984 But thankfully, yeah, Hackett hasn't made it up on that wall. 549 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,523 (DOOR OPENS) 550 00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:48,695 (DOOR SHUTS) 551 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:01,508 Max. 552 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:04,344 Hey, Pammy. 553 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:06,946 What are you doing here? 554 00:34:06,946 --> 00:34:08,214 Well, you know the guys at the station 555 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,116 uh, we-- we stay in touch so... 556 00:34:11,251 --> 00:34:15,210 They called me and, uh, got here as soon as I could. 557 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:27,267 So, um, still doing this kinda stuff? 558 00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:28,101 Yep. 559 00:34:28,702 --> 00:34:30,970 Beating up kids now? 560 00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:32,205 They deserved it. 561 00:34:36,776 --> 00:34:39,112 Okay, well, uh, you're free to go. 562 00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:43,149 What do you mean? 563 00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,250 You can go. 564 00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:46,786 So you did your cop thing? 565 00:34:47,821 --> 00:34:49,656 Yeah. Yeah, I did my cop thing. 566 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:51,658 You're welcome. 567 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:55,595 Lucky for you the, uh, parents aren't pressing charges. 568 00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:57,297 Said if the boys did what you say they did, 569 00:34:57,297 --> 00:34:59,165 then they deserved it, so... 570 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:01,901 Thank God, there's still good parenting out there, huh? 571 00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:03,300 Got it. 572 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:07,730 (♪) 573 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:14,347 Look at me. 574 00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:24,190 You're not answering any of my-- 575 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:25,825 You punched me in the face. 576 00:35:25,825 --> 00:35:27,327 You know I didn't mean to. 577 00:35:27,327 --> 00:35:28,461 PAMELA: It's over. 578 00:35:29,362 --> 00:35:30,830 You don't get a second chance. 579 00:35:31,698 --> 00:35:32,866 Get over it, Max. 580 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:37,437 (♪) 581 00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:45,879 (DOOR OPENS) 582 00:35:58,892 --> 00:36:00,727 - LIAM: An hour away. - BILLY: Oh, wow. 583 00:36:00,727 --> 00:36:02,629 - MR. SIMS: The Whiteshell? - LIAM: Yeah. 584 00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:04,640 - MR. SIMS: Yeah, the Whiteshell. - LIAM: The Whiteshell. 585 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,565 MR. SIMS: I like going to West Hawk. 586 00:36:06,399 --> 00:36:07,567 LIAM: Oh. 587 00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:10,136 Tell him about his... (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 588 00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:12,238 Jesus, sweetheart. 589 00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:17,744 Oh, what the hell were you thinking? 590 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:19,312 I'm fine, Dad. Thanks for asking. 591 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:20,347 MR. SIMS: I'm sorry. 592 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:21,548 CHARLIE: Billy... 593 00:36:21,548 --> 00:36:22,982 I'm getting one of those feelings. 594 00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:23,883 Not now. 595 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:26,219 CHARLIE: Just keep your eyes open. 596 00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:27,987 PAMELA: Hi. 597 00:36:27,987 --> 00:36:30,590 Me and Billy played cards and I won. 598 00:36:30,590 --> 00:36:32,425 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 599 00:36:32,425 --> 00:36:33,993 Lucky you. 600 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:36,429 (CHUCKLES) 601 00:36:36,429 --> 00:36:38,640 MR. SIMS: So, did I hear ice cream? 602 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:38,765 LIAM: Yeah. 603 00:36:38,998 --> 00:36:40,433 I heard ice cream, too. We should get ice cream. 604 00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:42,102 PAMELA: Ice cream. (CHUCKLES) 605 00:36:43,436 --> 00:36:44,738 (SIGHS) 606 00:36:47,674 --> 00:36:51,911 (♪) 607 00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:02,722 - I really think-- - BILLY: I wanted to-- 608 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,924 - Sorry, you go. - No, uh... 609 00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:10,597 Thank you very much for everything today. 610 00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:15,235 Sometimes I feel like that, um, the anger-- 611 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,269 The EPD? 612 00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:20,974 Yes. I-- I feel like it's an escape. 613 00:37:20,974 --> 00:37:22,642 Like it's the only thing I have control over. 614 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:25,812 And I know that that probably sounds psychotic. 615 00:37:25,812 --> 00:37:26,946 No. 616 00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:30,830 (PAMELA SIGHS) 617 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:33,153 Am I a bad person? 618 00:37:33,153 --> 00:37:34,540 No. 619 00:37:34,654 --> 00:37:36,823 No, I can-- can tell you right now 620 00:37:36,823 --> 00:37:39,225 that you are definitely not a bad person. 621 00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:44,264 I almost bit a kid's nose off in third grade. 622 00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:47,634 You see? That's what I'm saying. 623 00:37:47,634 --> 00:37:48,668 I know I'm a bad person. 624 00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,337 Just doing a bad thing is different 625 00:37:50,337 --> 00:37:51,938 than being a bad person. 626 00:37:52,672 --> 00:37:54,441 Good people do bad things. 627 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:55,675 CHARLIE: I, uh, hate to break up 628 00:37:55,675 --> 00:37:58,780 the love fest here, but we gotta get going. 629 00:37:58,511 --> 00:38:00,313 (INHALES) 630 00:38:00,313 --> 00:38:02,349 PAMELA: Okay. Your turn. 631 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:05,452 Mine's not as mushy as yours. 632 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:06,820 Mushy? No. 633 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,588 That was not mushy. 634 00:38:08,588 --> 00:38:09,589 Bad person is different 635 00:38:09,823 --> 00:38:11,358 - than doing a bad thing. - BILLY: A little mushy, though. 636 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:12,692 Is that what you just said? 637 00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:14,127 That's mushy. 638 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,362 (PAMELA LAUGHS) 639 00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:16,529 PAMELA: No. 640 00:38:16,529 --> 00:38:19,132 I hate mushy, so lay it on me. 641 00:38:19,866 --> 00:38:21,134 Okay, here it goes. 642 00:38:25,805 --> 00:38:27,140 Can I borrow your car? 643 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,410 (CLEARS THROAT) 644 00:38:30,343 --> 00:38:32,312 Wow. Yeah, you're right. 645 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:34,481 That wasn't mushy. That was tacky as ****. 646 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,649 Yeah, it was tacky. You don't have to give me the-- 647 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:37,984 No, it's fine. Go for it. 648 00:38:40,286 --> 00:38:42,856 You know, I'm gonna figure out what's going on in there. 649 00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:45,358 I'm gonna do it. 650 00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:46,393 (PAMELA CHUCKLES) 651 00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:49,162 So what's up? 652 00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:51,131 You got a hot date with Delphine? 653 00:38:51,131 --> 00:38:54,334 Oh, yeah. You, uh-- You have no idea. 654 00:38:57,537 --> 00:39:00,807 (♪) 655 00:39:00,807 --> 00:39:02,842 (CAR WHOOSHES) 656 00:39:03,643 --> 00:39:05,450 BILLY: How far is this place? 657 00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:06,479 CHARLIE: Just keep on this road. 658 00:39:06,479 --> 00:39:07,714 We're getting warmer. 659 00:39:07,714 --> 00:39:08,982 (SIGHS) 660 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:10,984 I've been driving for, like, an hour. 661 00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:18,910 ♪ So let us have a very merry Christmas ♪ 662 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,829 ♪ Good love and joy and good wishes ♪ 663 00:39:22,829 --> 00:39:24,731 BILLY: What is going on here? 664 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:30,360 CHARLIE: Yeah. Let's scope it out first. 665 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,840 ♪ A very merry Christmas ♪ 666 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,944 (♪) 667 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,514 You packing, Santa? 668 00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:50,857 You're good to go. 669 00:39:50,857 --> 00:39:55,195 (CHATTER AND LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE) 670 00:39:57,564 --> 00:39:59,320 ♪ Santa is my ***** ♪ 671 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,700 ♪ And I tell him where the party at ♪ 672 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:01,935 ♪ I'm gonna get my wish ♪ 673 00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:03,870 ♪ When I'm sitting on your daddy *** ♪ 674 00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:04,938 ♪ I do what I want ♪ 675 00:40:04,938 --> 00:40:06,873 ♪ So then **** getting famous ♪ 676 00:40:06,873 --> 00:40:07,907 ♪ Jingle on your boots ♪ 677 00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:10,430 ♪ So I'm mother******* famous ♪ 678 00:40:10,430 --> 00:40:13,213 CHARLIE: This I did not expect. 679 00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:17,550 Let's just find her and get this over with. 680 00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:18,485 CHARLIE: Agreed. 681 00:40:18,985 --> 00:40:22,550 We are pilgrims in an unholy land. 682 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:26,793 (♪) 683 00:40:37,737 --> 00:40:39,720 DELPHINE: Hello? 684 00:40:40,674 --> 00:40:42,750 Hello, everyone. 685 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:46,579 First off, I wanna thank you all for coming out tonight. 686 00:40:47,414 --> 00:40:49,820 This is the third annual 687 00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:52,752 I'm Dreaming of a White Power Christmas party. 688 00:40:52,752 --> 00:40:55,880 (CHEERING) 689 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,424 I know, right? Heil! 690 00:40:57,424 --> 00:40:59,920 Heil! 691 00:40:59,859 --> 00:41:01,127 DELPHINE: Tonight is the night 692 00:41:01,127 --> 00:41:04,164 where we get to show our true colors, 693 00:41:04,831 --> 00:41:07,367 who we really are inside. 694 00:41:07,934 --> 00:41:09,836 Something the world makes us hide. 695 00:41:10,437 --> 00:41:13,106 makes us feel shame. 696 00:41:14,107 --> 00:41:16,776 We shouldn't have to feel shame for what we believe, 697 00:41:17,277 --> 00:41:20,447 for wanting a better America for our children. 698 00:41:21,470 --> 00:41:25,452 No, tonight we remind ourselves 699 00:41:25,452 --> 00:41:28,788 that Christmas is still a white Christian holiday 700 00:41:28,788 --> 00:41:32,580 that no one can take away from us. 701 00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:37,630 So, grab a drink, make out with someone 702 00:41:37,630 --> 00:41:42,202 under the mistletoe, and have some ******* fun. 703 00:41:42,802 --> 00:41:44,137 Heil! 704 00:41:47,741 --> 00:41:50,143 CHARLIE: Okay. So, what are we thinking? 705 00:41:50,143 --> 00:41:52,645 Stakeout? Wait for her to use the john? 706 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,181 No. We kill 'em all. 707 00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:56,750 CHARLIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 708 00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:58,510 Let's talk about this. 709 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,988 Nothing to talk about. 710 00:42:01,988 --> 00:42:03,556 CHARLIE: For Christ's sake, 711 00:42:03,556 --> 00:42:05,580 at least get a gun. 712 00:42:05,658 --> 00:42:06,893 Guns are for *******. 713 00:42:06,893 --> 00:42:10,630 (♪) 714 00:42:11,431 --> 00:42:13,666 Hey, Santa, you want me to check that out-- 715 00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:15,350 (GRUNTS) 716 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,510 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 717 00:42:33,887 --> 00:42:38,191 (♪) 718 00:42:41,361 --> 00:42:42,195 (GRUNTS) 719 00:42:44,798 --> 00:42:49,350 (SCREAMING) 720 00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:52,105 ♪ So exciting to know he's near ♪ 721 00:42:52,105 --> 00:42:56,109 ♪ Can hardly wait, he's almost here ♪ 722 00:42:58,211 --> 00:43:00,880 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 723 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,820 (SCREAMING) 724 00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:04,617 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 725 00:43:05,285 --> 00:43:08,221 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 726 00:43:08,221 --> 00:43:10,724 ♪ Tomorrow comes ♪ 727 00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:13,560 ♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪ 728 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,228 (SCREAMING) 729 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:22,569 ♪ These bells, they say jingle and sway ♪ 730 00:43:22,569 --> 00:43:23,570 (SCREAMING) 731 00:43:26,906 --> 00:43:31,678 (SCREAMING IN DISTANCE) 732 00:43:32,612 --> 00:43:35,315 ♪ And a sound ♪ 733 00:43:35,315 --> 00:43:39,419 ♪ Of a sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 734 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,456 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 735 00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:46,593 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 736 00:43:46,593 --> 00:43:47,460 (GRUNTS) 737 00:43:47,927 --> 00:43:49,496 What the shit? 738 00:43:50,530 --> 00:43:52,332 (SCREAMING) 739 00:43:59,606 --> 00:44:01,700 (GRUNTS) 740 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,381 (SCREAMING) 741 00:44:09,616 --> 00:44:10,684 (GUN CLICKS) 742 00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:29,703 ♪ Oh, he's a sleigh rider, he's looking for you ♪ 743 00:44:29,703 --> 00:44:31,404 (GUNSHOTS) 744 00:44:31,404 --> 00:44:33,840 ♪ Sleigh rider, what you gonna do? ♪ 745 00:44:34,407 --> 00:44:37,644 ♪ Sleigh rider, he's got a surprise ♪ 746 00:44:37,644 --> 00:44:39,813 ♪ Tomorrow comes ♪ 747 00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:43,830 ♪ You won't believe your eyes ♪ 748 00:44:48,655 --> 00:44:51,570 (♪) 749 00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,590 Oh, shit. 750 00:44:56,663 --> 00:44:57,664 God. 751 00:45:01,935 --> 00:45:02,836 CHARLIE: Don't worry, kid. 752 00:45:02,836 --> 00:45:04,270 (GRUNTS) 753 00:45:05,710 --> 00:45:06,506 CHARLIE: I know where she's going. 754 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,451 (QUAD BIKE WHIRRING) 755 00:45:19,185 --> 00:45:24,524 (♪) 756 00:45:37,771 --> 00:45:39,105 Punish. 757 00:45:40,607 --> 00:45:41,641 (SCREAMS) 758 00:45:55,550 --> 00:46:01,995 (♪) 759 00:46:29,255 --> 00:46:32,859 (♪) 760 00:46:58,510 --> 00:47:00,353 (SCREAMS) 761 00:47:00,353 --> 00:47:01,354 ****. 762 00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:05,458 Oh, ****! 763 00:47:07,494 --> 00:47:09,963 (TAKES DEEP BREATHS) 764 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:18,171 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 765 00:47:30,316 --> 00:47:32,719 (SCREAMS) 766 00:47:35,188 --> 00:47:37,691 (♪) 767 00:47:37,691 --> 00:47:39,325 CHARLIE: We almost died tonight. 768 00:47:40,393 --> 00:47:42,162 Yeah, but we didn't. 769 00:47:42,162 --> 00:47:44,931 CHARLIE: It was reckless. Stupid. 770 00:47:46,566 --> 00:47:47,734 You wanted me to keep going? 771 00:47:47,734 --> 00:47:49,502 CHARLIE: Yeah, with a gun. 772 00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:52,380 I'm sorry, I have principles. 773 00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:53,707 CHARLIE: Principles, my ***. 774 00:47:53,707 --> 00:47:55,342 That was about control. 775 00:47:55,342 --> 00:47:57,677 You just wanted to do it your way. 776 00:47:58,211 --> 00:48:01,881 Yeah, fine. Maybe you're right. 777 00:48:02,782 --> 00:48:04,351 CHARLIE: Uh, look... 778 00:48:04,351 --> 00:48:07,387 just don't wanna see you get killed. 779 00:48:09,550 --> 00:48:10,560 Oh, ****! 780 00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:13,226 Oh, ****. 781 00:48:13,226 --> 00:48:15,862 CHARLIE: Hmm, good luck with that one. 782 00:48:15,862 --> 00:48:22,535 (♪) 783 00:48:26,106 --> 00:48:29,542 Okay, good choice. Okay. 784 00:48:30,744 --> 00:48:34,214 Merry Christmas and take care. 785 00:48:34,214 --> 00:48:35,548 Sorry, I'm late. 786 00:48:35,548 --> 00:48:39,386 Oh, thank God you're here. What happened to your face? 787 00:48:39,386 --> 00:48:40,487 What? 788 00:48:40,487 --> 00:48:43,560 Your f-- You know what? 789 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,959 It's none of my business. Uh, I'm sorry. 790 00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:47,660 I have a bit of a problem. 791 00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:48,895 What's up? 792 00:48:48,895 --> 00:48:50,330 Santa didn't show. 793 00:48:50,330 --> 00:48:52,650 George was supposed to be here like an hour ago, 794 00:48:52,650 --> 00:48:53,400 and I've called him, and I've called him. 795 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,468 I even asked Claire from the bakery to go down to his house, 796 00:48:55,468 --> 00:48:58,238 - and there's no answer there. - Sorry, this, um George... 797 00:48:58,238 --> 00:49:00,240 George, the guy that you were talking to 798 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,141 the other day? 799 00:49:01,141 --> 00:49:03,276 George Vilmo. He does Santa for us every year. 800 00:49:03,910 --> 00:49:04,978 Could your dad do it? 801 00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:06,513 No. Not gonna happen. 802 00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:07,814 Not since the pooping incident. 803 00:49:08,314 --> 00:49:09,315 Pooping incident? 804 00:49:09,783 --> 00:49:11,170 Can you do it? 805 00:49:11,785 --> 00:49:13,920 I would appreciate it greatly, son. 806 00:49:14,587 --> 00:49:16,589 CHARLIE: No. Tell her no. 807 00:49:16,589 --> 00:49:18,658 I know it's not your job, but it would mean a lot, 808 00:49:18,658 --> 00:49:20,930 especially to me. 809 00:49:20,930 --> 00:49:21,294 CHARLIE: Billy, you put that suit on 810 00:49:21,294 --> 00:49:23,596 head to toe, you're gonna lose control. 811 00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:27,634 Where's the suit? 812 00:49:27,634 --> 00:49:28,935 Oh, thank you, Billy. 813 00:49:30,537 --> 00:49:32,472 Okay, it's in the back office. 814 00:49:32,472 --> 00:49:34,474 Do you, uh, do you know what you're doing? 815 00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:36,209 I assume you've never been Santa before. 816 00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:37,344 (CHUCKLES) 817 00:49:37,344 --> 00:49:38,611 Uh... 818 00:49:38,611 --> 00:49:41,614 (♪) 819 00:49:42,615 --> 00:49:43,616 CHARLIE: What are you doing? 820 00:49:44,384 --> 00:49:45,518 I got this. 821 00:49:45,518 --> 00:49:47,220 CHARLIE: This is more powerful than you know. 822 00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:49,356 Trust me, I have been here before. 823 00:49:49,356 --> 00:49:50,557 I'm not you. 824 00:49:50,557 --> 00:49:57,130 (♪) 825 00:50:21,988 --> 00:50:24,391 Okay, who's excited to meet Santa? 826 00:50:24,391 --> 00:50:26,159 (KIDS CHEERING) 827 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,895 CHARLIE: Jesus, this is gonna be bad. 828 00:50:29,996 --> 00:50:31,831 BILLY: Ah! That's it. 829 00:50:32,432 --> 00:50:34,334 Okay, Celia, look over here, baby. 830 00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:35,602 Smile. Ooh. 831 00:50:36,336 --> 00:50:40,373 (♪) 832 00:50:44,611 --> 00:50:46,460 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 833 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:52,385 (♪) 834 00:50:57,900 --> 00:50:58,425 CHARLIE: Billy, listen to me. 835 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,294 You're not going to kill this little girl. 836 00:51:01,294 --> 00:51:04,597 You hear me? That's not what Billy would do. 837 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,400 Billy, Billy. 838 00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:10,203 I need you to forget what you are. 839 00:51:11,370 --> 00:51:14,374 Forget what you do. Do exactly what I say, okay? 840 00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:19,713 Just follow me, buddy. Follow me. 841 00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:24,150 Hello, little girl. What's your name? 842 00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:26,753 BILLY: So, what's your name? 843 00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:27,887 Celia. 844 00:51:27,887 --> 00:51:29,489 CHARLIE: What a pretty name. 845 00:51:29,489 --> 00:51:30,557 Tell me, Celia, 846 00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:33,426 have you been a good girl this year? 847 00:51:34,294 --> 00:51:35,562 BILLY: You been a good girl 848 00:51:35,562 --> 00:51:36,730 this year, Celia? 849 00:51:36,730 --> 00:51:39,999 Yes, well, except this one time. 850 00:51:39,999 --> 00:51:43,200 I was mad at my mom, and I throw a banana at her, 851 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,270 but I said sorry. 852 00:51:44,270 --> 00:51:46,573 CHARLIE: Oh, I am so happy to hear that. 853 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:49,750 Is there something special you'd like for Christmas? 854 00:51:49,609 --> 00:51:50,810 A pink skateboard. 855 00:51:51,344 --> 00:51:54,414 CHARLIE: Oh, boy. You're a skater? 856 00:51:54,848 --> 00:51:56,820 Yeah. 857 00:51:56,820 --> 00:51:57,250 BILLY: And, uh, 858 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,918 what about we get you a helmet, 859 00:51:58,918 --> 00:52:01,521 so you don't dent that noggin of yours? 860 00:52:01,521 --> 00:52:02,956 A pink one? 861 00:52:02,956 --> 00:52:04,324 CHARLIE: A pink one. 862 00:52:05,910 --> 00:52:08,762 (♪) 863 00:52:08,762 --> 00:52:10,964 BILLY: Merry Christmas. 864 00:52:10,964 --> 00:52:13,199 CHARLIE: Uh, you got it from here, kid. 865 00:52:13,199 --> 00:52:14,434 You can do this. 866 00:52:15,668 --> 00:52:16,503 MR. SIMS: He's pretty good. 867 00:52:18,104 --> 00:52:19,506 Yeah, he's um... 868 00:52:21,341 --> 00:52:23,543 - Yeah, nice, you know. - Mmhmm. 869 00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:24,611 (CHUCKLES) 870 00:52:25,378 --> 00:52:29,182 (♪) 871 00:52:30,517 --> 00:52:32,786 Santa, what happened to your face? 872 00:52:32,786 --> 00:52:37,624 Oh, um, Rudolph got a little frisky last night. 873 00:52:41,728 --> 00:52:42,796 MR. SIMS: He's so sweet. 874 00:52:45,650 --> 00:52:46,733 I remember taking you to Santa. 875 00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:48,340 (CHUCKLES) 876 00:52:53,390 --> 00:52:54,140 CHARLIE: Kid... 877 00:52:54,140 --> 00:52:56,142 I'm getting one of those feelings again. 878 00:52:56,142 --> 00:52:57,510 BILLY: Not now, Charlie. 879 00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:59,312 CHARLIE: I know, I know. I just-- 880 00:52:59,312 --> 00:53:00,580 BILLY: I said not ******* now. 881 00:53:01,848 --> 00:53:03,650 CHARLIE: Just scan the crowd quick. 882 00:53:03,650 --> 00:53:10,156 (♪) 883 00:53:16,162 --> 00:53:17,831 So what do you want for Christmas, bud? 884 00:53:17,831 --> 00:53:18,898 A bike. 885 00:53:18,898 --> 00:53:22,836 (♪) 886 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:35,382 Thank you. 887 00:53:37,217 --> 00:53:38,418 CHARLIE: Sure. 888 00:53:41,755 --> 00:53:43,423 What? What's wrong? 889 00:53:43,423 --> 00:53:44,924 CHARLIE: Do I need to remind you 890 00:53:44,924 --> 00:53:46,192 what we do again? 891 00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:48,528 I'm aware. 892 00:53:48,528 --> 00:53:50,530 CHARLIE: And what happens if we don't? 893 00:53:54,134 --> 00:53:55,402 Say it. 894 00:53:56,636 --> 00:53:57,537 I don't wanna say it. 895 00:53:58,905 --> 00:54:00,807 CHARLIE: Let's say it together then. 896 00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:01,875 I don't wanna say it together. 897 00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,710 CHARLIE: Fine, then I'll say it. 898 00:54:05,211 --> 00:54:08,648 Someone else dies, and we don't get to choose. 899 00:54:09,282 --> 00:54:11,510 You wanna talk about control, bub? 900 00:54:11,510 --> 00:54:15,221 Who would you rather it be? A Nazi or a nine-year-old girl? 901 00:54:15,221 --> 00:54:16,489 A killer or a mom with a-- 902 00:54:16,489 --> 00:54:19,590 Yeah, I get it. I ******* get it. 903 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,227 CHARLIE: I don't think you do. 904 00:54:21,761 --> 00:54:23,396 Now's not the time to break 905 00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:25,398 a perfect 10 year killing streak. 906 00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:26,733 (BOXES CLATTERING IN DISTANCE) 907 00:54:26,733 --> 00:54:31,438 (♪) 908 00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:34,941 CHARLIE: You hear what I said? 909 00:54:34,941 --> 00:54:36,242 Shh. 910 00:54:38,845 --> 00:54:40,146 Hello? 911 00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:45,251 Hello? 912 00:54:45,251 --> 00:54:52,158 (♪) 913 00:55:13,346 --> 00:55:15,482 See, the angel can go anywhere she wants. 914 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:20,153 That's cheesy as ****. 915 00:55:20,153 --> 00:55:22,220 (LAUGHS) 916 00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:23,289 I worked hard on that. 917 00:55:25,792 --> 00:55:26,659 It's beautiful. 918 00:55:29,696 --> 00:55:32,699 ♪ Yeah, this is the time for love and care ♪ 919 00:55:32,699 --> 00:55:36,970 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 920 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:39,639 (♪) 921 00:55:39,639 --> 00:55:41,408 Dad! We're here. 922 00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:44,310 Will you put this in the kitchen, please? 923 00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:46,413 Ugh. 924 00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:48,548 Go, go. 925 00:55:51,685 --> 00:55:52,986 (DOOR CLOSES) 926 00:55:52,986 --> 00:55:57,190 ♪ This time of the year ♪ 927 00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:02,662 ♪ This time ♪ 928 00:56:04,164 --> 00:56:05,765 HANNAH: Ugh, what died in here? 929 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:10,403 ♪ Of the year ♪ 930 00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:12,539 HANNAH: Hey, come help me out in here. 931 00:56:12,539 --> 00:56:14,774 Xavier, will you put that thing down, please? 932 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:18,678 (SCREAMS) 933 00:56:18,678 --> 00:56:20,714 (INDISTINCT LYRICS) 934 00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:37,764 (♪) 935 00:56:45,939 --> 00:56:48,375 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 936 00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:57,250 POLICE OFFICER 1: When was the last time 937 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:58,218 you saw him? 938 00:56:58,218 --> 00:57:00,387 Uh, just the other day. 939 00:57:00,387 --> 00:57:02,550 He was-- he was-- he was here. 940 00:57:02,550 --> 00:57:04,657 He was-- he was in the store. 941 00:57:05,158 --> 00:57:06,593 PAMELA: They found George. 942 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:07,961 MR. SIMS: We were-- we were talking... 943 00:57:07,961 --> 00:57:10,960 His daughter and grandson, they-- 944 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,400 They found his body. He was murdered. 945 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:17,437 (♪) 946 00:57:18,738 --> 00:57:20,674 And that's not even the craziest part. 947 00:57:22,575 --> 00:57:27,580 They found Gail, his wife, rolled up in a rug, 948 00:57:29,282 --> 00:57:31,751 tucked away in a crawl space in his basement. 949 00:57:32,585 --> 00:57:33,653 (CAMERA CLICKS) 950 00:57:36,423 --> 00:57:38,324 They said he murdered her. 951 00:57:40,994 --> 00:57:42,762 Stabbed her to death. 952 00:57:43,263 --> 00:57:45,265 I talked to him all the time. I-- 953 00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:51,538 He-- he was-- he was so sweet. I-- I thought I knew him. 954 00:58:01,715 --> 00:58:03,516 POLICE OFFICER 2: Who's that over there? 955 00:58:03,516 --> 00:58:04,718 PAMELA: It really makes you wonder. 956 00:58:06,119 --> 00:58:08,455 Uh, that's, uh, that's Billy. 957 00:58:09,550 --> 00:58:10,490 Who else you know who could be-- 958 00:58:10,490 --> 00:58:12,192 - MR. SIMS: He's new. - Hiding something so evil... 959 00:58:12,192 --> 00:58:13,293 MR. SIMS: He's a good kid. 960 00:58:13,293 --> 00:58:14,527 In plain sight? 961 00:58:18,798 --> 00:58:20,467 POLICE OFFICER 1: When did you last see Mr. Vilmo? 962 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,305 Let's see. 963 00:58:25,305 --> 00:58:29,576 Uh, started work here on the 20th, so, uh... 964 00:58:31,770 --> 00:58:32,379 So, yeah, the-- the 20th. 965 00:58:32,379 --> 00:58:33,813 And you spoke with him? 966 00:58:33,813 --> 00:58:34,981 BILLY: No. 967 00:58:34,981 --> 00:58:36,149 I didn't interact with him. 968 00:58:36,149 --> 00:58:37,650 I just saw him. 969 00:58:38,184 --> 00:58:39,652 Where are you from, Bill? 970 00:58:40,253 --> 00:58:42,355 Bar-- Baraboo, Wisconsin. 971 00:58:42,355 --> 00:58:44,190 POLICE OFFICER 2: Oh, yeah. Circus Museum. 972 00:58:44,190 --> 00:58:45,692 I got family in Milwaukee. 973 00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:46,726 That's great. 974 00:58:47,327 --> 00:58:49,496 POLICE OFFICER 1: How long you been in Hackett? 975 00:58:50,997 --> 00:58:52,732 Few days. 976 00:58:52,732 --> 00:58:54,667 Ah. A few? 977 00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:55,735 Three? Five? 978 00:58:55,735 --> 00:58:56,836 Three. 979 00:58:57,504 --> 00:58:58,338 Ah. 980 00:58:58,905 --> 00:59:00,730 How'd you get that? 981 00:59:00,730 --> 00:59:01,107 What? 982 00:59:01,107 --> 00:59:02,750 The shiner. 983 00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:03,576 Oh, a box. 984 00:59:07,113 --> 00:59:08,581 I work in the stockroom. 985 00:59:08,581 --> 00:59:10,283 Pulled down a box, it came down and went... 986 00:59:10,283 --> 00:59:11,384 (IMITATES BOX FALLING) 987 00:59:11,384 --> 00:59:13,190 Got me pretty good, so. 988 00:59:14,954 --> 00:59:16,289 I think we're good here, Bill. 989 00:59:16,289 --> 00:59:17,857 Uh, thanks for taking the time. 990 00:59:18,191 --> 00:59:19,693 POLICE OFFICER 1: Oh, hey. 991 00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:21,561 You happen to know a Delphine Anderson, do you? 992 00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:23,763 Delphine? 993 00:59:23,763 --> 00:59:27,901 Um, no, no, not-- not off the top of my head. 994 00:59:27,901 --> 00:59:31,304 (♪) 995 00:59:32,872 --> 00:59:33,940 Hm. 996 00:59:36,543 --> 00:59:38,578 CHARLIE: The noose is tightening. 997 00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:42,415 They're gonna figure it out. 998 00:59:42,415 --> 00:59:44,317 There are cops everywhere, 999 00:59:44,317 --> 00:59:46,753 and you missed a ******* day in the book. 1000 00:59:48,722 --> 00:59:54,661 Yeah. But nothing happened. 1001 00:59:55,395 --> 00:59:59,666 (♪) 1002 01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:03,303 CHARLIE: You saw that new missing child 1003 01:00:03,303 --> 01:00:04,738 photo at the store? 1004 01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:05,905 Unrelated. 1005 01:00:05,905 --> 01:00:06,973 CHARLIE: You're wrong, 1006 01:00:06,973 --> 01:00:08,575 and you know you're wrong. 1007 01:00:08,575 --> 01:00:11,344 I hate to break it to you, pal, but we've got to get out of town 1008 01:00:11,344 --> 01:00:13,613 and find someone to kill tonight, 1009 01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:16,783 or you're going to miss another day 1010 01:00:16,783 --> 01:00:19,919 and someone who wasn't supposed to die, will die. 1011 01:00:20,453 --> 01:00:22,288 Innocent people die every day, Charlie. 1012 01:00:22,288 --> 01:00:23,656 CHARLIE: Hm. 1013 01:00:23,656 --> 01:00:26,920 What happens when it's someone you know? 1014 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,696 Someone you care about? And you could've stopped it. 1015 01:00:30,764 --> 01:00:33,600 This town is ****ed up, and I know it-- 1016 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,136 The whole world is ****ed up, Charlie, 1017 01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:37,971 and I can't do anything about it. 1018 01:00:38,605 --> 01:00:40,774 I didn't want this. I didn't choose this. 1019 01:00:42,308 --> 01:00:44,440 I got a taste of something different, 1020 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,515 something good, something real. 1021 01:00:50,316 --> 01:00:55,622 Being Santa for those kids being with Pam. 1022 01:00:57,190 --> 01:00:58,391 That's what I want. 1023 01:00:59,959 --> 01:01:01,127 Did you say something? 1024 01:01:03,697 --> 01:01:04,731 No. 1025 01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:15,842 This episode is ****ed up. 1026 01:01:16,743 --> 01:01:18,144 TRUE CRIME NARRATOR: As newspapers realize 1027 01:01:18,144 --> 01:01:19,379 that there's a strangler 1028 01:01:19,379 --> 01:01:20,847 on the loose, the story becomes-- 1029 01:01:20,847 --> 01:01:22,415 CHARLIE: What happens when she finds out 1030 01:01:22,415 --> 01:01:23,750 what you do? 1031 01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,151 TRUE CRIME NARRATOR: There's this entity 1032 01:01:25,151 --> 01:01:26,486 committing these crimes... 1033 01:01:28,154 --> 01:01:33,590 (♪) 1034 01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:41,670 (SIGHS) 1035 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,505 You know what? **** it. 1036 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:52,846 (♪) 1037 01:01:52,846 --> 01:01:54,180 (DOOR SHUTS) 1038 01:01:58,251 --> 01:02:01,388 ♪ Silent night ♪ 1039 01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:03,356 (HUMMING) 1040 01:02:03,356 --> 01:02:05,250 ♪ Holy night ♪ 1041 01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:06,860 (BANGING) 1042 01:02:07,894 --> 01:02:14,801 ♪ All is calm All is bright ♪ 1043 01:02:17,437 --> 01:02:23,777 ♪ Round yon Virgin Mother and Child ♪ 1044 01:02:25,812 --> 01:02:27,113 MR. SIMS: Someone there? 1045 01:02:27,113 --> 01:02:34,540 ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ 1046 01:02:36,222 --> 01:02:42,629 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 1047 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,690 (GASPS) Jesus! 1048 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:51,237 Oh, my God. Son! 1049 01:02:51,237 --> 01:02:53,606 I'll get you out, so don't-- don't-- don't worry. 1050 01:02:53,606 --> 01:02:55,909 I'll get you-- I'll get you out. I'll get you out. 1051 01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:03,750 Okay, don't you worry, Tommy. 1052 01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:05,652 I'm gonna, I'm gonna call for help, okay? 1053 01:03:06,786 --> 01:03:09,122 I'm gonna get you out, I'm gonna call for help. 1054 01:03:09,122 --> 01:03:10,590 (TOMMY MUMBLES) 1055 01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:13,626 I know, son. 1056 01:03:14,327 --> 01:03:16,290 - (GUNSHOT) - (GRUNTS) 1057 01:03:16,290 --> 01:03:18,365 (WHIMPERS) 1058 01:03:18,365 --> 01:03:24,137 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ 1059 01:03:29,943 --> 01:03:33,146 (♪) 1060 01:03:39,352 --> 01:03:43,723 ♪ Silent night ♪ 1061 01:03:43,723 --> 01:03:48,561 ♪ Holy night ♪ 1062 01:03:48,561 --> 01:03:53,166 ♪ Son of God ♪ 1063 01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:58,238 ♪ Love's pure light ♪ 1064 01:03:58,238 --> 01:04:01,875 ♪ Radiant beams ♪ 1065 01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:06,846 ♪ From Thy holy face ♪ 1066 01:04:07,681 --> 01:04:11,484 ♪ With the dawn ♪ 1067 01:04:11,484 --> 01:04:16,723 ♪ Of redeeming grace ♪ 1068 01:04:17,357 --> 01:04:21,394 ♪ Jesus Lord, at Thy birth ♪ 1069 01:04:21,394 --> 01:04:27,701 ♪ At Thy birth ♪ 1070 01:04:28,935 --> 01:04:35,175 ♪ Jesus Lord at Thy birth ♪ 1071 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:48,121 (SOBBING) 1072 01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:02,736 CHARLIE: Billy, look up. Look up. 1073 01:05:12,612 --> 01:05:14,214 PAMELA: I wish Santa was real. 1074 01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:20,320 BILLY: Why? 1075 01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:23,823 So I could get my Christmas wish. 1076 01:05:32,465 --> 01:05:33,733 (SNIFFLES) 1077 01:05:34,401 --> 01:05:40,140 (♪) 1078 01:06:03,596 --> 01:06:07,200 I'd only ask for one thing 1079 01:06:07,967 --> 01:06:10,203 for the person who did this, 1080 01:06:12,772 --> 01:06:18,945 so he could watch me slowly cut him 1081 01:06:20,447 --> 01:06:24,351 into itty-bitty pieces. 1082 01:06:31,157 --> 01:06:35,128 (♪) 1083 01:06:37,797 --> 01:06:39,199 Do you trust me? 1084 01:06:42,135 --> 01:06:43,470 Why? 1085 01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:45,472 CHARLIE: This is a bad idea. 1086 01:06:47,707 --> 01:06:51,511 Um, what if I told you-- 1087 01:06:51,511 --> 01:06:52,879 CHARLIE: You tell her, 1088 01:06:52,879 --> 01:06:55,348 and you're going to lose her. 1089 01:06:55,348 --> 01:06:56,983 What if I told you that-- 1090 01:07:01,154 --> 01:07:02,822 What if I told you that I could make your wish 1091 01:07:02,822 --> 01:07:03,857 come true? 1092 01:07:09,195 --> 01:07:10,330 How? 1093 01:07:11,564 --> 01:07:12,766 BILLY: Who's the Snatcher? 1094 01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:15,535 He steals kids. 1095 01:07:15,535 --> 01:07:19,390 (♪) 1096 01:07:19,706 --> 01:07:21,341 We got him? 1097 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:22,342 CHARLIE: I got him. 1098 01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:29,115 (♪) 1099 01:07:34,587 --> 01:07:35,922 BILLY: When I was eight years old, 1100 01:07:35,922 --> 01:07:38,625 my parents were murdered in front of me. 1101 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,527 - (GUNSHOT) - Geoffrey! 1102 01:07:40,527 --> 01:07:42,362 BILLY: By a man dressed 1103 01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:43,530 as Santa Clause. 1104 01:07:43,530 --> 01:07:44,397 TARA: Hey! 1105 01:07:44,397 --> 01:07:46,132 (GRUNTS) 1106 01:07:46,132 --> 01:07:47,330 (GUNSHOT) 1107 01:07:49,350 --> 01:07:51,438 Turns out that man was the janitor 1108 01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:52,939 at my grandfather's hospice. 1109 01:07:53,773 --> 01:07:55,809 (CHOKES) 1110 01:07:57,777 --> 01:08:02,282 BILLY: I just remember being... scared. 1111 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,252 But also mesmerized. 1112 01:08:06,252 --> 01:08:09,289 You know, like-- like he was drawing me in. 1113 01:08:10,423 --> 01:08:11,825 That's when I felt it. 1114 01:08:11,825 --> 01:08:16,162 (♪) 1115 01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:26,840 Charlie's been with me ever since that day. 1116 01:08:27,574 --> 01:08:28,475 CHARLIE: Wake up, kid. 1117 01:08:31,945 --> 01:08:33,413 So-- so you... 1118 01:08:35,348 --> 01:08:36,683 You're a serial killer? 1119 01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:38,985 (CHUCKLES) I wish it was that easy. 1120 01:08:38,985 --> 01:08:42,880 (KIDS SCREAMING) 1121 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:43,990 BILLY: And nobody wanted to adopt a kid 1122 01:08:43,990 --> 01:08:45,425 with an imaginary friend 1123 01:08:45,425 --> 01:08:48,495 telling him to kill people at Christmastime. 1124 01:08:48,495 --> 01:08:49,596 (SIGHS) 1125 01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:52,980 Only at Christmas? 1126 01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:54,934 Yeah, the-- the advent calendar, 24 days of Christmas. 1127 01:08:58,338 --> 01:09:01,374 I-- I didn't kill anyone until I was 17 years old. 1128 01:09:04,110 --> 01:09:06,680 Until Charlie felt that I was ready. 1129 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,982 CHARLIE: She needs to be punished. 1130 01:09:09,983 --> 01:09:11,484 BILLY: The first person I killed 1131 01:09:11,484 --> 01:09:13,386 was my last foster mom. 1132 01:09:15,355 --> 01:09:16,990 She would drug us. 1133 01:09:18,291 --> 01:09:19,859 Breakfast! 1134 01:09:19,859 --> 01:09:21,610 BILLY: And wait for us all 1135 01:09:21,610 --> 01:09:22,896 to fall asleep. 1136 01:09:25,965 --> 01:09:28,301 Then lock the doors and go off for the day. 1137 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:31,504 The drugging wasn't the half of it. 1138 01:09:32,238 --> 01:09:34,641 If you broke something in her perfect house, 1139 01:09:36,343 --> 01:09:37,977 the punishment would be the same. 1140 01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:40,513 (BAT THUDS) 1141 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:44,651 It's okay. 1142 01:09:45,985 --> 01:09:47,153 BILLY: And the scariest part was 1143 01:09:47,153 --> 01:09:48,655 you never knew when it was gonna come. 1144 01:09:55,328 --> 01:09:56,930 (GRUNTS) 1145 01:10:00,433 --> 01:10:02,936 BILLY: Three died under her watch. 1146 01:10:03,937 --> 01:10:05,839 All accidents. 1147 01:10:05,839 --> 01:10:08,241 All while she was collecting thousands from the state. 1148 01:10:09,342 --> 01:10:10,210 She had to go. 1149 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:18,385 ♪ Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go Up in Santa's sleigh ♪ 1150 01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:20,687 You wanna **** with me, you little shit? 1151 01:10:20,687 --> 01:10:21,688 (GRUNTING) 1152 01:10:26,726 --> 01:10:28,280 BILLY: Needless to say, 1153 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,263 I-- I-- I wasn't very good at first, 1154 01:10:30,263 --> 01:10:32,365 but I got the job done. 1155 01:10:33,266 --> 01:10:36,202 (GRUNTING) 1156 01:10:36,936 --> 01:10:39,973 (PANTING) 1157 01:10:48,548 --> 01:10:49,983 (GRUNTS) 1158 01:10:52,385 --> 01:10:58,758 ♪ Ho, ho, ho and a-here we go Get ready for a ride ♪ 1159 01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:01,127 Charlie wasn't just an imaginary friend 1160 01:11:01,127 --> 01:11:02,495 or a split personality. 1161 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:05,331 He could see... 1162 01:11:06,990 --> 01:11:07,333 He could see evil. 1163 01:11:09,690 --> 01:11:10,804 Um, and the more I got to know him, 1164 01:11:10,804 --> 01:11:13,640 I found out that he was blessed with the same curse as me. 1165 01:11:14,574 --> 01:11:17,770 So your parents, they-- 1166 01:11:17,577 --> 01:11:18,678 BILLY: They were-- 1167 01:11:18,678 --> 01:11:20,280 They murdered my grandfather. 1168 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,149 They poisoned him, but, before, getting him 1169 01:11:23,149 --> 01:11:25,585 to sign over my father's inheritance. 1170 01:11:26,753 --> 01:11:28,621 (CHOKES) 1171 01:11:28,621 --> 01:11:29,756 (RETCHES) 1172 01:11:29,756 --> 01:11:30,623 Grandpa? 1173 01:11:31,358 --> 01:11:32,692 How many people have you killed? 1174 01:11:34,260 --> 01:11:37,597 A lot. But they were all bad. 1175 01:11:38,531 --> 01:11:40,266 (SCREAMS) 1176 01:11:43,269 --> 01:11:45,872 (SCREAMING, GRUNTING) 1177 01:11:46,373 --> 01:11:50,510 ♪ Were you good for Mom and Dad? ♪ 1178 01:11:50,510 --> 01:11:55,480 ♪ Santa knows if you've been bad ♪ 1179 01:11:56,983 --> 01:11:58,952 (SCREAMING) 1180 01:11:58,952 --> 01:12:02,489 ♪ In Santa's bag of toys ♪ 1181 01:12:03,230 --> 01:12:04,290 Naughty. 1182 01:12:04,290 --> 01:12:07,293 ♪ But Christmas won't be fun and games ♪ 1183 01:12:07,293 --> 01:12:09,796 ♪ For naughty girls and boys ♪ 1184 01:12:09,796 --> 01:12:11,297 (SCREAMING) 1185 01:12:11,297 --> 01:12:13,967 ♪ Oh, Santa's watching ♪ 1186 01:12:13,967 --> 01:12:15,468 ♪ Santa's waiting ♪ 1187 01:12:15,468 --> 01:12:17,137 (SCREAMING) 1188 01:12:20,373 --> 01:12:24,177 ♪ If you do your best this year ♪ 1189 01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:28,815 I had to run for obvious reasons. 1190 01:12:28,815 --> 01:12:31,510 But I-- I was never alone. 1191 01:12:31,510 --> 01:12:32,686 (♪) 1192 01:12:33,186 --> 01:12:34,554 BILLY: And Charlie was with me 1193 01:12:34,554 --> 01:12:35,588 the whole time. 1194 01:12:36,156 --> 01:12:38,358 Hey Billy, it's garbage day. 1195 01:12:39,893 --> 01:12:41,695 BILLY: He taught me how to land jobs 1196 01:12:41,695 --> 01:12:43,496 or find places to live. 1197 01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:46,332 Just survive. 1198 01:12:48,168 --> 01:12:49,235 CHARLIE: When he asks, 1199 01:12:49,235 --> 01:12:50,437 "When can you start?" 1200 01:12:50,437 --> 01:12:52,439 always ask, "When do you need me?" 1201 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,241 When can you start? 1202 01:12:55,775 --> 01:12:57,177 When do you need me? 1203 01:12:57,744 --> 01:12:58,678 (CHUCKLES) 1204 01:13:01,114 --> 01:13:02,582 BILLY: He was like a father. 1205 01:13:07,870 --> 01:13:08,955 CHARLIE: Oh, you're okay. 1206 01:13:09,456 --> 01:13:11,910 Just take a little piece of toilet paper 1207 01:13:11,910 --> 01:13:12,692 and stick it to the blood. 1208 01:13:13,193 --> 01:13:14,427 BILLY: But also kinda like a-- 1209 01:13:14,427 --> 01:13:16,363 He's kinda like a compass. 1210 01:13:17,630 --> 01:13:18,198 (DOOR SHUTS) 1211 01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:24,237 BILLY: He needed my eyes 1212 01:13:24,237 --> 01:13:25,372 to identify them, 1213 01:13:25,605 --> 01:13:30,877 but then he would show me why they needed to be, um, punished. 1214 01:13:30,877 --> 01:13:32,212 (♪) 1215 01:13:32,212 --> 01:13:33,413 - SHOPKEEPER: No! - Give me the ******* money! 1216 01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:34,714 - (GUNSHOT) - (BODY THUDS) 1217 01:13:35,915 --> 01:13:37,550 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) 1218 01:13:44,570 --> 01:13:45,225 (GURGLES) 1219 01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:57,570 Naughty. 1220 01:13:59,105 --> 01:14:02,175 (SCREAMING) 1221 01:14:04,411 --> 01:14:07,313 And you have to dress like Santa? 1222 01:14:08,848 --> 01:14:09,916 BILLY: It flips a switch. 1223 01:14:11,584 --> 01:14:16,356 Helps me slip from Billy into something else. 1224 01:14:18,124 --> 01:14:21,628 What? The **** you want? 1225 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:25,432 Get the **** outta here, Santa. 1226 01:14:30,136 --> 01:14:34,941 (♪) 1227 01:14:48,688 --> 01:14:50,623 (SCREAMS) 1228 01:14:50,623 --> 01:14:54,561 ♪ Join the happy old song ♪ 1229 01:14:54,561 --> 01:14:58,298 ♪ Winter time sing along ♪ 1230 01:14:58,832 --> 01:15:03,236 ♪ Jingle bells are jingling Santa's elves are singing ♪ 1231 01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:06,706 ♪ Won't you come along? ♪ 1232 01:15:09,676 --> 01:15:12,245 What's keeping you from killing me, Billy? 1233 01:15:12,245 --> 01:15:15,315 I told you. You're a good person. 1234 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:24,657 So... you're crazy. 1235 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:27,270 CHARLIE: Here we go. 1236 01:15:27,270 --> 01:15:28,495 Yeah. Yeah, you know, 1237 01:15:28,495 --> 01:15:30,597 after hearing me say all that out loud, 1238 01:15:30,597 --> 01:15:32,532 yeah, I'm a little, little crazy. 1239 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,404 And yet I'm still here. 1240 01:15:38,571 --> 01:15:41,875 ♪ He's bringing his reindeer and sleigh ♪ 1241 01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:46,913 ♪ Same time each year, he brings joy and cheer ♪ 1242 01:15:46,913 --> 01:15:48,181 CHARLIE: Hmm. 1243 01:15:48,181 --> 01:15:49,749 I think you found a good one, kid. 1244 01:15:52,185 --> 01:15:53,520 Charlie says he likes you. 1245 01:15:55,288 --> 01:15:56,856 ♪ Christmas is here ♪ 1246 01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:58,858 ♪ Ding dong ♪ 1247 01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:01,861 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1248 01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:07,300 ♪ Ding dong Christmas is here ♪ 1249 01:16:08,368 --> 01:16:11,705 ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ 1250 01:16:13,206 --> 01:16:17,711 ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ 1251 01:16:29,222 --> 01:16:33,393 (♪) 1252 01:16:39,165 --> 01:16:40,567 (CAR DOORS OPENS) 1253 01:16:44,771 --> 01:16:46,406 (CAR DOORS SHUTS) 1254 01:16:51,644 --> 01:16:52,679 He's here? 1255 01:16:53,413 --> 01:16:55,150 CHARLIE: Oh, he's here. 1256 01:17:00,860 --> 01:17:01,688 (TRUNK OPENS) 1257 01:17:05,825 --> 01:17:06,926 (TRUNK SHUTS) 1258 01:17:06,926 --> 01:17:10,830 (♪) 1259 01:17:17,103 --> 01:17:18,400 BILLY: Stay close. 1260 01:17:18,805 --> 01:17:24,844 (♪) 1261 01:18:08,288 --> 01:18:09,622 (CLANGING) 1262 01:18:12,580 --> 01:18:14,427 (♪) 1263 01:19:19,192 --> 01:19:20,960 Someone was just here. 1264 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:26,199 (♪) 1265 01:19:54,294 --> 01:19:55,495 Billy. 1266 01:19:55,495 --> 01:20:02,535 (♪) 1267 01:20:08,740 --> 01:20:10,243 Pam, be careful. 1268 01:20:15,382 --> 01:20:16,549 (GRUNTS) 1269 01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:21,821 What the ****? 1270 01:20:29,596 --> 01:20:30,897 Jesus, Billy. 1271 01:20:30,897 --> 01:20:32,365 There's a kid down there! 1272 01:20:32,365 --> 01:20:33,600 BILLY: Pam, wait! 1273 01:20:34,901 --> 01:20:35,769 I'm coming. 1274 01:20:35,769 --> 01:20:37,370 No, no. Stay there. I'll hand her up. 1275 01:20:37,370 --> 01:20:39,205 Hey, hey, hey. 1276 01:20:39,205 --> 01:20:40,607 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, oh. 1277 01:20:43,943 --> 01:20:45,450 (GRUNTS) 1278 01:20:45,945 --> 01:20:47,681 - PAMELA: You got her? - BILLY: Get on that ladder. 1279 01:20:47,681 --> 01:20:49,490 PAMELA: Okay. 1280 01:20:49,490 --> 01:20:50,583 (GRUNTS) 1281 01:20:55,889 --> 01:20:57,590 (PANTS) 1282 01:21:01,127 --> 01:21:02,929 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 1283 01:21:02,929 --> 01:21:04,130 Oh, my God. There's another one! 1284 01:21:07,467 --> 01:21:08,535 He's alive. 1285 01:21:08,535 --> 01:21:11,204 (PANTING) 1286 01:21:22,982 --> 01:21:23,817 Tommy? 1287 01:21:25,285 --> 01:21:27,320 Okay, I got you. 1288 01:21:29,989 --> 01:21:31,624 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 1289 01:21:32,959 --> 01:21:34,594 (SCREAMS) 1290 01:21:34,594 --> 01:21:35,628 BILLY: No! 1291 01:21:36,329 --> 01:21:37,230 (GRUNTS) 1292 01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:41,735 Pam. Pam! 1293 01:21:43,136 --> 01:21:45,171 (PANTING) 1294 01:21:49,843 --> 01:21:52,312 CHARLIE: I know where she is, kid. 1295 01:21:52,312 --> 01:21:54,247 Just follow my lead. 1296 01:21:55,682 --> 01:21:56,850 Walk straight. 1297 01:22:02,220 --> 01:22:06,359 Keep going. Keep going. 1298 01:22:08,361 --> 01:22:12,665 Okay, now he has Pam three feet to your left. 1299 01:22:15,702 --> 01:22:17,270 You need to be careful. 1300 01:22:28,848 --> 01:22:32,352 He's got a knife to her throat, hand over her mouth. 1301 01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:38,124 He's on top of her, just below the surface. 1302 01:22:39,325 --> 01:22:40,393 Now! 1303 01:22:40,727 --> 01:22:42,696 (SCREAMING) 1304 01:22:45,832 --> 01:22:49,636 Pam, run! Pam, get out of here! 1305 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:52,305 (BILLY SCREAMS) 1306 01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:56,409 (PANTING) 1307 01:22:56,409 --> 01:22:59,379 (BILLY SCREAMING) 1308 01:22:59,379 --> 01:23:00,580 Where the **** is my phone? 1309 01:23:00,580 --> 01:23:02,549 (PANTS) 1310 01:23:02,549 --> 01:23:04,250 (DIAL TONE PLAYS) 1311 01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:05,318 ****! 1312 01:23:05,318 --> 01:23:07,870 (WHIMPERING) 1313 01:23:10,357 --> 01:23:12,192 (DISTANT CHOKING) 1314 01:23:18,198 --> 01:23:19,599 Billy? 1315 01:23:19,599 --> 01:23:20,867 (SNIFFLES) 1316 01:23:22,602 --> 01:23:23,436 Billy? 1317 01:23:30,110 --> 01:23:31,211 Billy. 1318 01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:41,454 Billy. 1319 01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:44,858 (GASPS) 1320 01:23:45,859 --> 01:23:48,728 Oh. I got you. 1321 01:23:48,728 --> 01:23:49,729 (GRUNT) 1322 01:23:49,729 --> 01:23:51,297 Oh, my God. 1323 01:23:51,965 --> 01:23:52,799 (GRUNTS) 1324 01:23:52,799 --> 01:23:54,768 I think he got me pretty good. 1325 01:23:54,768 --> 01:23:55,802 (GRUNTS) 1326 01:23:55,802 --> 01:23:57,700 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1327 01:23:57,700 --> 01:23:59,139 Okay. Come, sit down. 1328 01:23:59,139 --> 01:24:00,407 BILLY: I think I killed him. 1329 01:24:00,407 --> 01:24:01,274 CHARLIE: Oh... 1330 01:24:01,274 --> 01:24:02,942 You cut his ******* head off, kid. 1331 01:24:02,942 --> 01:24:05,450 Sit down. Oh, my God. 1332 01:24:05,450 --> 01:24:07,470 You stay with the kids. I'm gonna get the car. 1333 01:24:07,470 --> 01:24:08,948 I just need to get the kids outta here. 1334 01:24:09,549 --> 01:24:10,483 PAMELA: Billy. 1335 01:24:12,752 --> 01:24:14,387 What's wrong with Santa? 1336 01:24:16,723 --> 01:24:18,825 Santa's hurt but we're gonna help him, okay? 1337 01:24:20,493 --> 01:24:21,895 Are you okay? Yeah. 1338 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:23,997 Okay. 1339 01:24:23,997 --> 01:24:26,166 CHARLIE: Come on, Billy. Hang on. 1340 01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:29,235 Stay with me, buddy. Stay with me. 1341 01:24:32,772 --> 01:24:35,342 Come on, kid. This isn't our time. 1342 01:24:35,842 --> 01:24:37,177 We can make it. 1343 01:24:40,413 --> 01:24:41,481 Ah... 1344 01:24:41,481 --> 01:24:42,849 (GUNSHOTS) 1345 01:24:47,187 --> 01:24:51,291 (♪) 1346 01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:53,426 (PANTING) 1347 01:24:54,427 --> 01:24:55,528 PAMELA: Billy! 1348 01:24:55,528 --> 01:24:56,529 Pam, everything's-- 1349 01:24:56,529 --> 01:24:58,698 Billy! Get the **** out of here! 1350 01:24:58,698 --> 01:25:00,700 - CHARLIE: Ugh. - Billy... 1351 01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:01,835 CHARLIE: I'm sorry, kid. 1352 01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:03,837 I should've saw that one coming. 1353 01:25:03,837 --> 01:25:05,872 PAMELA: Billy. No, no, no. 1354 01:25:07,674 --> 01:25:09,209 What did you do? 1355 01:25:11,544 --> 01:25:13,480 (SOBS) 1356 01:25:15,882 --> 01:25:17,217 I wanna go where you go. 1357 01:25:19,519 --> 01:25:20,854 I wanna stay here with you. 1358 01:25:25,358 --> 01:25:26,226 CHARLIE: Billy. 1359 01:25:26,693 --> 01:25:27,861 Charlie. 1360 01:25:28,895 --> 01:25:30,163 CHARLIE: I'm gonna miss you, bub. 1361 01:25:31,197 --> 01:25:36,136 I don't want you to go, Charlie. Charlie, I don't want you to go. 1362 01:25:36,136 --> 01:25:37,737 CHARLIE: You take good care of her. 1363 01:25:37,737 --> 01:25:39,500 - You hear? - Charlie... 1364 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,574 - CHARLIE: You found a good one. - Charlie... 1365 01:25:45,345 --> 01:25:48,882 CHARLIE: Take her hand. Now, kid. 1366 01:25:49,582 --> 01:25:50,750 Now. 1367 01:25:50,750 --> 01:25:54,320 (♪) 1368 01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:02,950 MAX: Pam! 1369 01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:03,997 What? 1370 01:26:04,698 --> 01:26:06,599 No, no, no, no. 1371 01:26:06,599 --> 01:26:09,269 No, Pam. Pam. 1372 01:26:11,938 --> 01:26:14,941 Pam. Wake up. 1373 01:26:17,277 --> 01:26:19,245 I'm here, okay? I-- I'm here. 1374 01:26:24,170 --> 01:26:28,254 (♪) 1375 01:26:29,689 --> 01:26:30,623 Everything's gonna be okay. 1376 01:26:32,959 --> 01:26:35,462 Everything's gonna be okay. 1377 01:26:36,629 --> 01:26:38,631 (SCREAMING) 1378 01:26:43,136 --> 01:26:44,304 (SPITS) 1379 01:26:44,304 --> 01:26:47,640 MAX: Help, help! Please, please! 1380 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:48,942 Help! 1381 01:26:49,409 --> 01:26:51,478 (♪) 1382 01:26:56,820 --> 01:26:57,317 You're aggressive. 1383 01:26:57,984 --> 01:27:00,153 MAX: Officer down, officer down. 1384 01:27:02,489 --> 01:27:04,157 (GRUNTING) 1385 01:27:11,798 --> 01:27:13,166 (PANTING) 1386 01:27:25,111 --> 01:27:26,312 BILLY: Hey. 1387 01:27:26,312 --> 01:27:27,280 (GASPS) 1388 01:27:29,349 --> 01:27:30,350 Billy? 1389 01:27:31,184 --> 01:27:33,153 BILLY: It's okay. I'm right here. 1390 01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:34,521 Where? 1391 01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:44,197 BILLY: Are you ready for this? 1392 01:27:45,632 --> 01:27:47,701 (PANTING) 1393 01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:55,375 (♪)