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[narrator] In the beginning,

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the universe
was in perfect balance,

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kept in peace and harmony
by four magic books.

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The Alliance of Evil Wizards
made it their mission

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to capture these books

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and shroud the universe
in darkness.

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[chanting]

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[narrator] One of the books,

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called Jaunty Grimoire,
got away.

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That’s me! Cha-cha-cha!

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[wizard 1] Ze magic book!
[wizard 2] Where is it?

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Find it at once!

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[narrator] She was rescued by

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a group of
mighty blue guardians.

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[Smurf 1] Those evil wizards
won’t get you.

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[Smurf 2] I’ve got her, Ron.
[Smurf 3] You’re safe with us,
little one.

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[narrator] They swore
to protect the magic book.

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The fate of the universe
depended on it.

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So they hid her away
in a secret location.

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Now shh! Don’t tell anyone.

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I’m in Smurf Village!

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[Smurfs] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
Sing a happy song ♪

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♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
Smurf the whole day long!♪

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♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
Sing a happy song ♪

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Check this out.

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[dance music playing]

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[Smurf 4] ♪ Everybody know
What we came to do ♪

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♪ Everybody here
Want a chance with you ♪

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♪ You know that’s your cousin
And your brother ♪

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♪ And the trees and the bees
And the birds
Want to dance with you ♪

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♪ But I heard
You were feeling blue ♪

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♪ I don’t know
If you’re feeling cute ♪

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♪ But you’re looking
So put-together ♪

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♪ I just started feeling cool ♪

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♪ We got to coordinate ♪

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♪ I match with you--
Red, green and gray ♪

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♪ I’m still here
We got mass appeal ♪

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♪ Whatever color you feel
Because ♪

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[Smurfs]
♪ Everything goes with blue ♪

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[Smurfette] ♪ It look good
On me, good on you ♪

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♪ Butter-fly in that suit ♪

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♪ Everything goes with blue ♪

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♪ I look in the sky
I see you ♪

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♪ You’re a star
Bright and blue ♪

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♪ Everything goes with blue!♪

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♪ We got to coordinate ♪

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♪ I match with you--
Red, green and gray ♪

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♪ I’m still here
We got mass appeal ♪

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Come on, No Name.

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[Smurfs]
♪ Everything goes with blue ♪

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[Smurfette]
♪ It look, it look, it look ♪

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♪ Good on me, good on you
Butter-fly in that suit ♪

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♪ But you know ♪

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[Smurfs]
♪ Everything goes with blue ♪

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[Smurfette] ♪ I look in the sky
I see you ♪

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♪ You’re a star
Bright and blue ♪

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[Smurfs]
♪ Everything goes with...♪

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[Smurfs harmonizing]

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[Smurfs pant]

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Ha! Now that’s what I call
a banger!

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Great job, Smurfs!

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[Smurfs] Yay for us!

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A few timing issues,

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but you almost had it
this time, No Name.

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Same time, same place tomorrow!

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Adding it to the calendar,
Papa Smurf.

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Thank you, Calendar Smurf.

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Isn’t it grand

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living in a place
where everyone has a thing!

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Excuse me?

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Oh, you stepped in it now,
Papa.

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Papa Smurf!
Quick follow-up, if I may.

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And here we go.

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I still don’t have a "thing."

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And a quick follow-up
to the follow-up:

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Don’t you think
that that’s a bit odd?

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Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.

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I smash things.

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And Worry Smurf worries.

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You know, maybe everybody else
just doesn’t worry enough.

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[No Name] And Brainy is...
[Brainy] Hmm.

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[No Name] ...really smart.

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And Grouchy is...
Don’t even say it.

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[No Name] And there’s
Camouflage Smurf.

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I’m right here.

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[No Name] Out-of-Focus Smurf.
Clumsy Smurf.

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[exclaims, grunts]

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[No Name] Way-Back-There Smurf.

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I’m way over here.

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[No Name]
Handlebar Moustache Smurf.

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Quiet Smurf.

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[whispers]

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[groans] What did he say?
I have no idea.

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But do you see
what I’m saying, Papa?

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Well, you’re No Name.
That’s a thing.

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[sucks teeth] Is it, though?

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’Cause if my thing is
my distinct absence of a thing,

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I’m actually...

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nothing.

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Hey, Sound Effect Smurf,
can you back off?

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[imitates reversing truck]

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Even he’s got a thing.

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And he’s only been here
since Tuesday.

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Oh, I wouldn’t worry
about it too much, No Name.

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Some Smurfs just take
a little more time

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to find their thing.

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It’s in there.

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You just got to find a way
to let it out.

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I’ve been thinking.

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We don’t have a Magic Smurf
around here.

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Maybe that could be my thing.

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Oh, Smurfs can’t do magic.

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But I’m sure there’s
something else for you.

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Hey, List-Making Smurf.

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What’s left
on our giant list of

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Things-to-Try-to-Find-
No-Name-a-Name list?

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[gasps] Well, let’s see, Papa.

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Okay, to date we’ve tried...
[mumbles]

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...10,248 things.

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How many do we have left?

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Um... two. Clog making and...
[gasps] Ooh.

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...shark taming.

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Well, that’s wonderful news!
Let’s try clog making.

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That’s a great idea,
Papa Smurf.

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Right, Smurfs?

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[Smurfs] Yeah! [clamor]

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I guess I could learn
to like clogs.

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[Smurfs cheer]

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Just take your time, No Name.
Don’t rush it.

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I’ll just be right here.
You got this.

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If you could make something
with a square toe,

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that’d be great. Thanks.

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[gasps]

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[imitates crash,
imitates explosion]

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[exclaims, gasps]

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[Smurfs] Aw.
Ugh! Terrible clog!

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[imitates trumpet]

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You know,
there’s always shark taming.

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[Shark-Taming Smurf]
That one’s already taken.

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Oh. That’s too bad.

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Hey, I have a great idea!

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Let’s go pick
some Smurfberries.

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It’s hard to feel bad with
a sack full of Smurfberries.

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[sighs]
Oh, I must admit, Smurfette,

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there is a gnawing emptiness
inside me

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that all the Smurfberries
in the land couldn’t fill.

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It’s hard to be
the odd Smurf out.

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I think I might know
a little something

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about that feeling.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I’m the only Smurf
created out of a block of clay

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by our mortal enemy,
the evil wizard Gargamel

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in the hopes of luring
all Smurfs to their doom.

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I mean, that was a lot
for me to process.

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So how do you handle that,
Smurfette?

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Well, I just think about
all the friends who love me

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and that I love back.

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And I get the strength
to keep on keeping on.

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You’ll find your thing,
No Name. So don’t give up.

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Thanks, Smurfette.
I cherish us.

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I cherish us too... infinity!

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I cherish you infinity times
infinity plus one.

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It’s not a competition.

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But if it was, I’d cherish you

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infinity times infinity

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plus one times pi
times infinity,

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and I’d win. [chuckles]

168
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Smurfette’s right.

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I need to stop dwelling
on what I don’t have

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and start dwelling
on what I do.

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[sighs] But why is that
so hard for me?

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♪ Who am I?
Where do I belong?♪

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♪ Heavy heart, but I carry on ♪

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♪ Searching for the answers ♪

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♪ But I’m only
Moving backwards ♪

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♪ What they say ♪

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♪ When they think of me ♪

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♪ Does a name
Tell you anything?♪

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♪ Does happy ever after ♪

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♪ Ever really happen?♪

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♪ I’m always on the outside
Looking in ♪

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♪ Never finding nothing ♪

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♪ I’m always on the sidelines
In the end ♪

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♪ And you only see
The downside ♪

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♪ When you’re always
On the outside ♪

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♪ I try to find a reason
To be strong ♪

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♪ I’m holding on
For something ♪

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♪ But no one ever knows
What’s going on ♪

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♪ ’Cause you keep it
On the inside ♪

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♪ When you’re always
On the outside ♪

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♪ Always on the outside ♪

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♪ When you’re always
On the outside looking in ♪

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♪ Looking in ♪

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[hums]

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♪ I need a chance
To prove them all wrong ♪

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♪ And see the world
From the side I never walk on ♪

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♪ I know there’s something
There for me ♪

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♪ I still believe ♪

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I wish I had my own thing.

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[sighs]

201
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Aw, poor thing.

202
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It’s in you.
You just need a little help.

203
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Uh-- What’s happening? Whoa!
[grunts]

204
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[gasps] Huh?

205
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[sniffs, sneezes]

206
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[grunts]

207
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♪ Hallelujah! Hallelujah!♪

208
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♪ Hallelujah!♪

209
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♪ Hallelujah ♪

210
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What the shell?

211
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Sorry!
[Smurfette pants]

212
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Quick question:
What’s going on?

213
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Um, well,
I wished for a thing and...

214
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[Smurfette] You got magic!

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[shouts]

216
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,192
Smurfette!

217
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,464
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

218
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,401
[laughs] You seem to have
a bee in your bonnet.

219
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What’s on your mind, No Name?

220
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It took 10,248 tries,
but I did it.

221
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I finally found my thing.

222
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,643
Well, that’s fantastic!
What is it?

223
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I know you said Smurfs
can’t do magic.

224
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But I can.

225
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It’s the thing I really wanted!

226
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[chuckles] Wait,
what are you talking about?

227
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He never stopped trying
to find his thing

228
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and I’m so proud.

229
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Show him!

230
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Okay, um... [clears throat]
...let’s see, uh...

231
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Va-va-voom!

232
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That’s what I’m talking about!

233
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Stop!

234
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[alarm blaring]

235
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[gasps]

236
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[person 1 gasps]

237
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[panting]

238
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[whimpers]

239
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[person 2 snoring]

240
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[person 2 mumbles]

241
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[mumbles, exclaiming, groans]

242
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[shouts]
Sire, it’s Joel! It’s Joel!

243
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We found Smurf Village!

244
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Huh? Smurf Village?

245
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Wonderful, Joel!
How did we do that?

246
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There was an energy pulse
detected

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on our energy-pulse detector.

248
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,235
Shall I send in your brother?

249
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,437
Gargamel? Absolutely not.

250
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,106
That imbecile
will only get in the way.

251
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,710
Just initiate
extraction measures.

252
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,179
Yes, Lord Razamel. Most evil.

253
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,714
[gasps]

254
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,882
What is that?

255
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:10,316
He found us.

256
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,851
There’s so much
I didn’t tell you.

257
00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,587
Your Smurf location
hath been acquired!

258
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,560
[Papa Smurf]
Everyone, listen to me!

259
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,957
Your lives
are in terrible danger!

260
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,760
Smurf Village
isn’t safe anymore!

261
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,762
We have an emergency plan

262
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,764
in case
this very thing happened.

263
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,320
Find Ken.

264
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,301
Finekin? What does that mean?

265
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,970
Find Ken!

266
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,841
[smurf 5] Oh, no, Papa’s gone!

267
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,744
[imitates ambulance siren]

268
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,612
[smurf 6]
Who will protect us now?

269
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,283
Why? [cries]

270
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,354
Wait, wait!
Everybody calm down.

271
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,422
We need to be rational here.

272
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,559
There’s only one evil wizard
who would do this.

273
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,661
Gargamel.

274
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,464
No Name, use your magic
to find Gargamel.

275
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,900
That is not your greatest idea.
I just got Papa Smurfnapped!

276
00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,603
Just focus. Concentrate.

277
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:09,909
[sighs] Okay. Gargamel.
Gargamel. Gargamel.

278
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:14,681
[Gargamel hums, laughs]
Success!

279
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,917
My sweet Azrael,
what sound do you think

280
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,954
a Smurf makes
right before he expires?

281
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,356
[meows, screeches, chokes]

282
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:27,627
[laughs] That’s
the sound I imagined, too.

283
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,530
You’re such a delight,
my furry angel.

284
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,365
[person 3] Gargamel!
Yes? Huh?

285
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,701
Did you just speak human,
Azrael?

286
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,690
[person 3] Show thyself!
[gasps]

287
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,404
[Gargamel gasps, shouts]
[Azrael shouts]

288
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,541
Oh, it’s Smurf Village.

289
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:46,513
Oh, no,
not the evil wizard Gargamel.

290
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,116
Look, Azrael,
a poor abandoned Smurf.

291
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,118
[laughs]

292
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,987
Let’s smoosh it.

293
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,622
Ha-ha. Sucker.

294
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:56,956
Huh?

295
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,628
All right, Gargamel.
Spill the beans.

296
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,231
What did you do with Papa?
Papa? [stammers] Nothing!

297
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,300
Release me from this cage
at once!

298
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,170
Something tells me you’re
not telling us everything.

299
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,871
You got Papa snatched.

300
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,540
If I had Papa Smurf,

301
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,809
I’d be gloating about it
right now.

302
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,979
Well, maybe we should give him
a makeover he’ll never forget.

303
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,881
Hey, Smurfs!
Hey, Clumsy.

304
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:23,516
Guys! [grunts]

305
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:24,684
Is this-- [grunts]

306
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,953
Is this any-- [grunts]

307
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,322
It’s just-- [grunts]

308
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:33,930
Didn’t Papa say to find Ken?

309
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,830
"Spin this track
from beginning to end

310
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,332
Through this portal
you’ll find Ken."

311
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,200
Thank you, Clumsy.
[Clumsy] You’re welcome.

312
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,838
No Name, this is how
we’re gonna get Papa back.

313
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,800
Let’s do it.
[imitates trumpet]

314
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,721
[pop music playing]

315
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,123
[No Name gasps]
[Smurfs shout]

316
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,693
This is not going to end well.

317
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,620
[Smurfette shouts]
[No Name gasps]

318
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,650
I hate being eaten
by a grammy-phone.

319
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,868
Run away!

320
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:22,208
[gasps] Whoa.
[No Name] Whoa! [chuckles]

321
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,345
Whoa. [grunts]

322
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,781
[Brainy Smurf]
What’s happening?

323
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,483
We’re obviously in some kind
of non-Newtonian portal.

324
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,951
Where is it taking us?

325
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,920
To the land of Ken.

326
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,923
[chuckles]

327
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:42,620
[all] Whoa. Whoo!

328
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,369
[No Name laughs]

329
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,378
[all whooping]

330
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,414
[all grunting]

331
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,930
Whoa.

332
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:18,980
[grunts]

333
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,502
Smurfette?
I’m here! Hefty?

334
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,970
Here! Worry?

335
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,638
Here. Brainy?
Present. Vanity?

336
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,240
Here! Grouchy?

337
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,100
Here. Unfortunately.

338
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,114
Where are all the mushrooms
and Smurfberries?

339
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,849
Where are we?

340
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,953
It’s Paris.

341
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,521
How do you know that,
Smurfette?

342
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,156
Je ne sais pas.

343
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:47,293
Je ne saiswhat now?
Uh, I’m not really sure.

344
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,597
Let’s just stick to the plan.
Find Ken, save Papa.

345
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,265
Let’s go, Smurfs.

346
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,600
And Turtle.

347
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,802
And Turtle. Sorry.

348
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,749
[Razamel]
Hello, fellow wizard members

349
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,484
of the Evil Alliance.

350
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,319
[inaudible dialogue]

351
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,458
[groans] We cannot hear you.

352
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,926
[microphone turns on]

353
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,562
Oh, oopsies. Sorry,
I was just, um, inquiring:

354
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,598
Did you all have fun weekends?
Cut the codswallop, Razamel!

355
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,600
We can’t link
our four books together,

356
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,469
erase all goodness
and shroud the universe

357
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,137
in a cloud
of Dark Magic forever

358
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,740
if we only have three books!

359
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,775
That’s just Logic 101.

360
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,444
[Razamel] Yes, and I feel
terrible about that,

361
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,347
and that’s why
I’m super excited

362
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,882
to share some great news
with the council.

363
00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:45,585
Ah! You have your magic book?

364
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,588
Well, no, not that great.
[stammers] But I am so close.

365
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,591
[groans] He says that
every time, you know?

366
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,760
It’s been 106 years!

367
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,228
And Razamel,

368
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,497
how much longer
do we have to wait for you?

369
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,100
Do we need to replace you,
Razamel?

370
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,103
No! Please, no!
[clears throat] Sire, a word?

371
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,538
Joel, I’m on
a very important Zoom.

372
00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:06,740
It’s them, sire.

373
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,608
Who them?
The them.

374
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,478
[yelps] Quick bathroom break,
ladies and gents.

375
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,946
Thank you!

376
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,419
We’re one step closer
to total evil dominance!

377
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,787
Huzzah for the bad guys!

378
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,989
Huzzah, I say!

379
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,691
Yes, sire. Huzzah, indeed.

380
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,365
[Razamel panting]

381
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,705
Why did we design the Zoom room

382
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,441
so far away
from my evil lair, Joel?

383
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,443
Well, that’s where
your laptop is, my lord.

384
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,412
[Razamel] My podcast
microphones are set up

385
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,580
in the Zoom room, Joel!

386
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:52,252
Why wouldn’t I use my podcast
microphones for my Zooms?

387
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,422
[panting]

388
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,727
[gasps, chuckles]

389
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,530
Yes! Papa!

390
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:04,798
[chuckles]

391
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,233
One hundred years
in the making.

392
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,403
He hid, I seeked, and I won!

393
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,406
You’ve won nothing, Razamel.

394
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,676
Oh, really?
Who’s in a jar in my evil lair?

395
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,244
Hmm? Hmm?

396
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,714
Where’s the book?
Um... shoot.

397
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,850
I don’t know. I saw Papa,
and I grabbed him.

398
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:24,951
Maybe it’s in his pocket?

399
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,420
[sighs] Look at him, Joel.

400
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,423
He’s... He’s the size of
a slice of apple pie.

401
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,758
Would a book fit

402
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,760
into a miniature
man’s pockets, Joel?

403
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,429
Uh, honestly, it would depend
on how big his pants were.

404
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,131
Oh, go back
from whence you grabbed him

405
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,660
and find that book! Now!

406
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,301
Yes, sire.

407
00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:45,138
[sighs]

408
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,707
It’s good to see you,
Papa Smurf.

409
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,876
I cannot say the same.

410
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,511
[Joel] Ah, I’ve got something!

411
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,513
In the same portal
that picked up Papa Smurf.

412
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:54,748
Seize it, Joel!

413
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,851
Bring that magic book
back to me.

414
00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:02,889
[chuckling] Yes... yes... yes!

415
00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:07,794
[cackling]
[meows]

416
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,196
What is this wretched place?

417
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,970
[Razamel] Gargamel?

418
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,767
Razamel, you found me!

419
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,370
I knew you wouldn’t leave your
own brother stranded forever!

420
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:19,305
Oh, I missed you so much!

421
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,375
Uh, yes, yes.
Reunited, and it feels so good.

422
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,612
Oh, and you’re the one
who took Papa Smurf.

423
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:27,947
Well, all right, all right.

424
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,250
Well done, baby bro.

425
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,886
Too bad you didn’t
get the rest of the Smurfs.

426
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:34,254
And you never will.

427
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,357
My Smurfs are hidden away,
safe and secure.

428
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,759
[dogs barking]
What did you do, Hefty?

429
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,327
I just asked ’em where Ken was!

430
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,396
[Vanity]
I don’t think they speak Smurf.

431
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,498
Don’t bite my face!

432
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,469
Actually, a dog’s bark
is worse than its bite.

433
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:52,839
[Smurfs grunt]

434
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,841
[all panting]

435
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,760
[dog barking]

436
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,110
[Smurfs shouting]
[horn honking]

437
00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,779
[engines revving]
[Smurfs shouting]

438
00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:02,148
[Smurfette] This way!

439
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,390
[No Name] Watch out! It’s
a killer brush death machine!

440
00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:32,445
I’m a bird! A beautiful bird.

441
00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:46,192
[Smurfs groaning]

442
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,272
Who are these guys?
City Smurfs.

443
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,543
- Salut!
- My name’s Moxie.

444
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,912
And we’re the International
Neighborhood Watch Smurfs.

445
00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:09,482
Paris Division.

446
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,987
Ooh. That sounds important.
[Moxie] It is.

447
00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:16,890
What kind of Smurfs are you?

448
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,458
Um, we are...

449
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,160
the standard kind.

450
00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,295
Smurf Village Division.

451
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,599
Smurf Village? Where’s Papa?

452
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,200
That’s why we’re here.
He told us to find Ken.

453
00:24:29,169 --> 00:24:30,470
We’ll take you to him.

454
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,639
[speaking French]

455
00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:37,377
[in English] We got you.
Follow us. Hup, hup, hup.

456
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,120
[City Smurfs chanting]

457
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,319
[Moxie]
Ken’s inside the discotheque.

458
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,655
[Moxie chants]

459
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:52,492
["Don’t Stop the Music"
playing]

460
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:00,100
[Smurfs gasp]

461
00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:03,937
[Moxie]
Get across the dance floor.

462
00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:05,772
Avoid feet!

463
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,476
[No Name gasps]

464
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,947
♪ Please don’t stop the music ♪

465
00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:16,282
♪ I wanna take you away ♪

466
00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:18,518
♪ Let’s escape into the music ♪

467
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,720
♪ DJ, let it play ♪

468
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,624
♪ I just can’t refuse it
Like the way you do this ♪

469
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,626
♪ Keep on rockin’ to it ♪

470
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,528
♪ Please don’t stop the
Please don’t stop the ♪

471
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,363
♪ Please don’t stop the music ♪

472
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,999
[City Smurf grunts]

473
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,368
♪ Baby, are you ready
’Cause it’s gettin’ close ♪

474
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:38,838
♪ Don’t you feel the passion
Ready to explode ♪

475
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,373
[record scratches]

476
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,275
♪ ...just came here to party ♪

477
00:25:42,442 --> 00:25:44,711
♪ But now we’re rockin’
On the dance floor ♪

478
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:45,879
♪ Actin’ naughty ♪

479
00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:47,981
[record scratches]
[crowd cheers]

480
00:25:48,148 --> 00:25:49,683
♪ ...hand in hand
Chest to chest ♪

481
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,384
♪ And now we’re face to face ♪

482
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,987
♪ I wanna take you away...♪

483
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:55,455
[Smurfette grunts]

484
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,158
Almost there.
Almost where?

485
00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:02,280
See you on the other side.

486
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,305
[gasps]

487
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:19,450
[Turtle chuckling] Wee!

488
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,687
So, where’s Ken?

489
00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,155
[Ken] I’m right here.

490
00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:32,759
Let me guess.
Papa Smurf’s in trouble.

491
00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:36,329
How did you know that?
I’m Papa Smurf’s brother.

492
00:26:36,496 --> 00:26:37,997
We had a plan

493
00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,500
in case the worst thing
in the world ever happened.

494
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,902
And it looks like it just did.

495
00:26:43,690 --> 00:26:43,870
[gasping]
[Ken] Oh.

496
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,739
Uh, sorry about the mask.

497
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,775
I was just doing
a quick exfoliation.

498
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,377
I never have time
for self-care.

499
00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:53,613
I always make time. [sighs]

500
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,781
Is the book safe?

501
00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:56,483
What are you talking about?

502
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,718
Papa never told you
about the magic book?

503
00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:00,353
[Smurfette] Pardon me, Ken,

504
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,322
but we didn’t even know
Papa Smurf had a brother.

505
00:27:02,489 --> 00:27:04,240
Don’t take this the wrong way,

506
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,926
but you Smurfs don’t know
Smurf about Smurf.

507
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,830
[scoffs] With all due respect,
Ken, we all Smurf.

508
00:27:11,310 --> 00:27:13,330
In fact, I’ve probably
personally Smurfed

509
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,401
more than you’ll ever Smurf.

510
00:27:14,601 --> 00:27:16,736
[scoffs] That sounds
like a load of Smurf.

511
00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,605
Can you Smurf that Smurf up?

512
00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:20,240
I can Smurf that Smurf up

513
00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:21,675
and have it
delivered to your house.

514
00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:24,110
Hey, come on, Smurfs.
Stick a Smurf in it.

515
00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:25,478
Smurf that.

516
00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,480
I don’t like his Smurfitude.
Ditto!

517
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,550
Ditto infinity
times infinity plus six. I win.

518
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,119
Let’s just leave it at that.
Fine!

519
00:27:33,286 --> 00:27:37,900
This is the handiwork
of the evil wizard Razamel.

520
00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:39,926
He plays for keeps.
How do you know that?

521
00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:42,495
The part that he plays
for keeps or the Razamel part?

522
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:43,797
Well... both?

523
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,532
I know a lot of things, fella.

524
00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:46,633
[spittoon clangs]

525
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,501
Cool. Cool.
All right.

526
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,637
So let’s go find
this Razamel and...

527
00:27:50,804 --> 00:27:52,720
And smash him!

528
00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,274
I like this guy.

529
00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:57,310
[clears throat]
Let’s get Papa Smurf back.

530
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,946
"Let’s"? You’re staying here.

531
00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,848
I don’t work with amateurs.

532
00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:04,517
Well, joke’s on you because
I like being called an amateur.

533
00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,853
It means doing something
for the love of it.

534
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,588
And that’s me.
That’s what I do.

535
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,223
Love. [scoffs]

536
00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:14,940
That and a dime’ll get you
a phone call in 1986.

537
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,950
What?

538
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,830
Exactly. [scoffs]

539
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,298
You don’t get it.

540
00:28:18,465 --> 00:28:21,101
[City Smurfs chanting]

541
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,336
Your enemies are everywhere.

542
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:26,172
And you have to be ready
to take ’em out like that!

543
00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:28,108
[imitates fighting]

544
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,430
[panting]

545
00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:33,113
That’s one of the most
disturbing world views

546
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,547
I’ve ever encountered.

547
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,616
[scoffs] Funny coming
from a bunch of Smurfs

548
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:38,852
who don’t even know
who they really are.

549
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:40,987
What’s that supposed to mean?
It means...

550
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:44,824
Smurfs are descendants
of mighty guardians.

551
00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,827
We swore to protect
the four magic books

552
00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:50,296
from the
Alliance of Evil Wizards.

553
00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,466
But your Papa walked away.

554
00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:56,469
Why would Papa
keep that from us?

555
00:28:56,636 --> 00:28:58,471
You’d have to ask him.

556
00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:00,140
I will when we rescue him.

557
00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:01,941
Oh, no,
you’re not coming with me.

558
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,943
Oh! We’d love to come with you!

559
00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:07,147
No! I just said
the 100% opposite of that.

560
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,315
[Smurfs] Yay, we’re going!

561
00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:10,917
So, how do we do this?

562
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,318
[Smurfs]
Yeah, how do we do this?

563
00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:13,520
[groans]

564
00:29:14,870 --> 00:29:15,355
Okay.

565
00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:18,191
We do this
by storming Razamel’s castle,

566
00:29:18,358 --> 00:29:19,926
and we take no prisoners!

567
00:29:20,930 --> 00:29:22,362
Except for Papa.
We’ll make sure and grab him.

568
00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:25,799
Hold down the fort, Moxie.
Roger that, Captain Ken.

569
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,400
Did you bring the turntable?

570
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,236
The old-timey one?
No, we just went through it.

571
00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:32,672
Come on, guys.
The last one through

572
00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,507
is supposed to bring
the turntable!

573
00:29:34,674 --> 00:29:36,509
How do we make a portal now?

574
00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,244
We’re not mind readers, ace.

575
00:29:38,411 --> 00:29:39,913
And it doesn’t matter,

576
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,881
’cause my friend can
get us there with his magic.

577
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,817
[scoffs]
I never heard of a magic Smurf.

578
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:47,554
My magic confidence
is at a soft "four" right now.

579
00:29:47,754 --> 00:29:51,224
Failure is the best teacher,
No Name. Dare to fail.

580
00:29:51,391 --> 00:29:53,326
Failure would actually be bad.

581
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,829
Papa’s counting on us.

582
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,832
Okay, Magic Smurf...

583
00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:03,136
[sighs]
...take us to Razamel’s castle!

584
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:06,539
[Ken] Uh...

585
00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:10,944
[chuckles]
Give it another shot, No Name.

586
00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:12,212
[chuckling] Okay.

587
00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:13,580
[breathes shakily]

588
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,160
Come on, come on.

589
00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:18,852
Take us to Razamel’s castle.

590
00:30:19,452 --> 00:30:20,854
Please.

591
00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:28,728
[gasps]

592
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,397
This is good!

593
00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:33,833
Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
once removed.

594
00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:38,104
You need some serious therapy
and a hug.

595
00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:39,706
[yelps]

596
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,849
Well, they’re all going to die.

597
00:30:51,484 --> 00:30:53,186
[Gargamel]
Oh, look. He hates this.

598
00:30:53,386 --> 00:30:56,556
[chuckles] This is so much fun!

599
00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:58,458
Wow.

600
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,260
Can you believe
it’s been 62 years

601
00:31:00,427 --> 00:31:03,563
since you sent me on my mission
to infiltrate Smurf Village?

602
00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:04,831
[Gargamel] Remember?

603
00:31:04,998 --> 00:31:06,866
Oh, yes. Yes, I do.

604
00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,269
I just didn’t think
you’d ever do it.

605
00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:11,771
You’re hilarious!
Didn’t you get my emails?

606
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:14,140
No.
They must have gone to spam.

607
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:16,309
Spam?
Why would they go to spam?

608
00:31:16,476 --> 00:31:17,844
Fine! I blocked you.

609
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:20,213
You blocked me? Why?

610
00:31:20,413 --> 00:31:22,515
[groans] We can discuss
all of this brotherly business

611
00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:25,185
later during a sidebar.
But for now...

612
00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:27,320
Where is the magic book,
Papa Smurf?

613
00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:30,156
It’s gone. I destroyed it.

614
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,525
[chuckles]
You are the worst liar.

615
00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,661
I know you didn’t.
You know why?

616
00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:37,197
Why?
Because you’re weak!

617
00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:39,466
Like your best friend, Ron.

618
00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:41,101
Don’t you talk about Ron!

619
00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,370
[exclaims]
Look how upset he gets!

620
00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:45,939
Don’t worry,
I’ll get you to talk.

621
00:31:46,106 --> 00:31:47,741
Those other blue rat monkeys

622
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:50,110
must have taken
the magic book with them.

623
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:52,779
Where are your Smurfs now,
Papa?

624
00:31:52,946 --> 00:31:54,140
I’ll never tell!

625
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,248
[alarm blaring]

626
00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:57,170
I have something, sire!
What is it?

627
00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:59,219
The energy-pulse detector
picked up a fresh portal.

628
00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:01,488
The Smurfs are trying to
infiltrate the castle.

629
00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:03,823
Fortunately, our force field
knocked them off course.

630
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,360
And I know exactly
where it’s sending them.

631
00:32:07,527 --> 00:32:09,195
Joel? Let’s go.

632
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:10,630
Wait, you’re taking him?

633
00:32:10,797 --> 00:32:12,932
Uh, Joel is my favorite
hench-minion.

634
00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:19,939
It worked!

635
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,375
[Ken] It did if you were
trying to kill us.

636
00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:24,440
Brace for impact!

637
00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,512
[all scream]

638
00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:27,847
I think I just
Smurfed my pants.

639
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,783
[screaming continues]

640
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,551
Hug the walls!

641
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:38,124
[all grunt, groaning]

642
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:43,930
Uh, this doesn’t
feel like Razamel’s castle.

643
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:45,832
That’s because it’s not.

644
00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:47,534
This is bad.

645
00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:49,102
Oh, no.

646
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:51,504
Turns out our magic Smurf here
is a bit of a dud.

647
00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:54,407
Maybe you ought to just
stick to clog-making.

648
00:32:54,574 --> 00:32:57,744
We’ve been bounced to
the inter-portal way station

649
00:32:57,944 --> 00:33:00,980
in the Australian Outback.

650
00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:04,984
And now we have to deal
with the Snooterpoots.

651
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,686
Snooterpoots?

652
00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:10,230
[Ken] They’re tricky creatures
who survive out here

653
00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:13,426
by taking advantage
of lost inter-portal travelers.

654
00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:15,862
They like cake.

655
00:33:16,290 --> 00:33:18,431
Here, hold this cake inside
that rock until they bite.

656
00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:20,533
Bite? Why do I have to do it?

657
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,736
I don’t want to lose an arm.
Don’t be a bully, Ken.

658
00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:23,970
I’ll do it.

659
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:25,472
No, no, I got us
into this mess.

660
00:33:25,638 --> 00:33:28,541
If anyone needs
to lose an arm, it’ll be me.

661
00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:45,658
Hold it out!

662
00:33:48,561 --> 00:33:49,863
[screams]

663
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,310
[Smurfette] No Name!

664
00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:53,500
[all grunt]

665
00:33:58,605 --> 00:34:00,340
[all screaming]

666
00:34:03,643 --> 00:34:05,178
[whooping]

667
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,500
[Smurfs grunting]

668
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:15,880
Keep your hands and feet inside
the vehicle at all times.

669
00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:17,257
Vehicle?
And watch your pockets.

670
00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:19,926
Hey! My glasses! I need those!
[Snooterpoots chittering]

671
00:34:20,930 --> 00:34:24,364
Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!

672
00:34:24,531 --> 00:34:27,500
What’s going on?
I can’t see anything.

673
00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,803
Trust me, it’s a good thing
you can’t see what’s coming.

674
00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:30,937
[Snooterpoots chittering]

675
00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:32,639
[Smurfs shout]

676
00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:34,507
[Smurfs laughing, cheering]

677
00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:37,430
[chuckles]

678
00:34:43,983 --> 00:34:46,953
Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.

679
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,122
Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.

680
00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:52,192
[all grunt]

681
00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:59,132
[chewing]

682
00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:01,101
Double double chocolate
with extra chocolate

683
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:02,869
from Fou de Patisserie, Paris.

684
00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:05,271
That can only mean one thing.

685
00:35:05,438 --> 00:35:06,840
Hello, Kenneth.

686
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:07,874
[Ken chuckles] Mama Poot.

687
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,143
Am I that predictable?

688
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:13,880
Well, obviously not or I’d have
known you’d skip town on me.

689
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,516
Oh, come on.
We’ll always have Paris.

690
00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:17,684
Ooh la la.
[Smurfs oohing]

691
00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:19,753
[imitates kissing]

692
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:21,421
[Ken groans]

693
00:35:21,588 --> 00:35:23,957
Look, Mama, I-I can explain.

694
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,759
Save it for your bridge club,
tough guy.

695
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:26,860
Words are cheap.

696
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:28,995
Actions are what matters.

697
00:35:29,162 --> 00:35:31,164
Actions and, uh, cake.

698
00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:34,667
Well... looks like
things worked out.

699
00:35:34,834 --> 00:35:37,170
You’re doing pretty all right
for yourself.

700
00:35:37,337 --> 00:35:39,739
Yeah, Kenneth,
business is booming.

701
00:35:39,906 --> 00:35:41,141
Every yahoo thinks they can

702
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:43,276
navigate the multiverse
these days, so...

703
00:35:43,443 --> 00:35:44,244
Ow!

704
00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:46,146
Hey, that’s permanent!

705
00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:47,714
[groans, yelps]

706
00:35:47,881 --> 00:35:49,349
[Mama Poot] Looks like you
yahoos could use a lift.

707
00:35:49,549 --> 00:35:52,185
Yeah. We really could.
[Smurfette grunts]

708
00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:53,486
It’s an emergency.

709
00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:55,922
Ah, it always is.

710
00:35:56,122 --> 00:35:58,291
It’s gonna cost ya.
We brought cake.

711
00:35:58,458 --> 00:35:59,559
Lots of cake.

712
00:35:59,726 --> 00:36:02,162
[exclaims]
You swindling scoundrels!

713
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,497
You don’t get to talk
to my Poots like that,

714
00:36:04,698 --> 00:36:05,899
you hear me?

715
00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:08,680
Don’t listen to him,
my shaggy babies.

716
00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:11,338
The emotionally unavailable
Smurf didn’t mean it.

717
00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:12,605
[baby voice] Okay?

718
00:36:12,772 --> 00:36:15,275
Great. Now I’m all out of cake.

719
00:36:15,442 --> 00:36:16,509
Stop it.

720
00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:17,911
You know, I also take cash.

721
00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:20,580
[exclaims] Or a watch.

722
00:36:20,747 --> 00:36:23,516
But Mama Poot, this was a gift
from my grandpa.

723
00:36:23,717 --> 00:36:24,918
Give her the watch, Ken.

724
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:26,519
[Mama Poot]
Yeah, give her the watch, Ken.

725
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,787
Jeez.

726
00:36:28,788 --> 00:36:30,900
Thank you.

727
00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:33,827
All right, Snooterpoots,
it’s showtime!

728
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:41,768
Well, ticktock. Where to?
Meter’s running.

729
00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:43,403
Razamel’s castle.

730
00:36:43,603 --> 00:36:44,971
Oh, no, no, no.

731
00:36:45,171 --> 00:36:46,806
Heck no. No, sir.
Not interested. Deal’s off.

732
00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:48,740
What do you mean,
the deal’s off?

733
00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:49,376
[Mama Poot] Here.

734
00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:52,112
This is just the wristband.
Ah, fine!

735
00:36:52,312 --> 00:36:53,913
Okay, look,
h-here’s how this goes.

736
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,316
You never saw me,
we never talked,
this never happened.

737
00:36:56,483 --> 00:36:58,985
You can’t back out now.
Papa Smurf is in trouble.

738
00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:01,554
Guilt doesn’t work
on me, sister.

739
00:37:01,755 --> 00:37:03,757
Please, Mama Poot,
we have to save Papa.

740
00:37:03,923 --> 00:37:05,258
Just drop us off.

741
00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:07,360
No one will ever have to know
you were involved.

742
00:37:07,527 --> 00:37:10,330
The Alliance of Evil Wizards
knows everything.

743
00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:13,500
Nobody, and I mean nobody,

744
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:15,935
comes back
from Razamel’s castle alive.

745
00:37:16,102 --> 00:37:18,505
The walls of the moat
are made of the bones

746
00:37:18,672 --> 00:37:19,706
of the ones who tried.

747
00:37:19,873 --> 00:37:21,207
[thunderclap]
[Snooterpoots gasp]

748
00:37:22,842 --> 00:37:24,944
Um... okay.

749
00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:27,781
We’ve got a magic Smurf.

750
00:37:27,947 --> 00:37:30,830
Maybe he can stop
those wizards.

751
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,190
So you’re telling me
your magic is strong enough

752
00:37:33,219 --> 00:37:35,455
to take on
the whole evil enchilada?

753
00:37:35,655 --> 00:37:38,958
The whole evil enchilada--
what-what is that?

754
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:42,829
These wizards have one goal
in mind:

755
00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:45,231
To rule the world with evil

756
00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:49,302
by getting rid of all
the goodness in the universe.

757
00:37:50,303 --> 00:37:53,106
And nothing will stand
in their way.

758
00:37:54,374 --> 00:37:57,477
So tell me, Magic Smurf,
how you gonna handle that?

759
00:37:58,478 --> 00:38:00,280
I will tell you how.

760
00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:03,550
No Name, come back!
[Smurfs gasp]

761
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,819
[panting]

762
00:38:05,985 --> 00:38:07,387
No Name!

763
00:38:09,823 --> 00:38:11,725
No Name, stop!

764
00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:13,126
[No Name pants, gasps]

765
00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:14,761
I can’t do it.

766
00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:18,298
I can’t take on
the whole enchilada.

767
00:38:18,832 --> 00:38:20,330
[groans]

768
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,137
[No Name panting]
[Smurfette sighs]

769
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:27,730
I don’t have it in me,
Smurfette.

770
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,143
I know I’m gonna
let everyone down.

771
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,778
Hey, don’t beat yourself up.

772
00:38:31,945 --> 00:38:33,346
Pressure gets to all of us.

773
00:38:33,513 --> 00:38:36,160
You just have to believe
in yourself.

774
00:38:36,182 --> 00:38:38,184
Yeah, but I-I don’t even know

775
00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:40,887
how I’m doing
all this magic stuff.

776
00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:42,489
This isn’t me.

777
00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:45,250
I can’t face off
against a powerful wizard.

778
00:38:45,191 --> 00:38:46,590
Listen.

779
00:38:46,226 --> 00:38:47,427
That voice inside your head

780
00:38:47,594 --> 00:38:49,195
telling you
you’re not good enough?

781
00:38:49,362 --> 00:38:51,197
That voice is not who you are.

782
00:38:51,364 --> 00:38:54,670
You’re the only one
who notices that voice.

783
00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:55,168
Whoa!

784
00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,736
Yeah, "whoa".

785
00:38:56,903 --> 00:38:59,372
You just need to decide
who you want to be,

786
00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:02,420
and every day you’ll
become yourself a little more.

787
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:03,376
And before you know it,

788
00:39:03,543 --> 00:39:05,450
that voice will go away.

789
00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:06,813
It worked for me.

790
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:08,214
[piano playing]

791
00:39:08,381 --> 00:39:12,886
♪ I know what’s on your mind ♪

792
00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:15,255
♪ I’ve been there, too ♪

793
00:39:15,455 --> 00:39:18,491
♪ One too many times ♪

794
00:39:18,658 --> 00:39:22,529
♪ It’s time to let go ♪

795
00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:24,497
♪ Go live your life ♪

796
00:39:24,664 --> 00:39:28,101
♪ You’ve got a story ♪

797
00:39:28,268 --> 00:39:30,704
♪ That you got to write ♪

798
00:39:30,904 --> 00:39:34,240
♪ You were born to be great
Born to be real ♪

799
00:39:34,407 --> 00:39:36,676
♪ Born to be wild ♪

800
00:39:36,843 --> 00:39:40,800
♪ You were born to have faith
Faith in yourself ♪

801
00:39:40,246 --> 00:39:43,216
♪ Born to survive ♪

802
00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:47,420
♪ Don’t ever let anyone ♪

803
00:39:47,587 --> 00:39:50,900
♪ Say you’re not anyone ♪

804
00:39:50,256 --> 00:39:53,126
♪ When the world says
Give it up ♪

805
00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:55,995
♪ Keep going
’Cause you’re onto something ♪

806
00:39:56,162 --> 00:39:58,665
[vocalizing]

807
00:39:58,832 --> 00:40:01,801
♪ Don’t ever let anyone ♪

808
00:40:01,968 --> 00:40:04,170
[vocalizing]

809
00:40:05,171 --> 00:40:07,874
♪ Say you’re not anyone ♪

810
00:40:11,111 --> 00:40:13,713
♪ Say you’re not anyone ♪

811
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,449
[vocalizing]

812
00:40:19,452 --> 00:40:22,322
♪ So when you feel
Like nothing works ♪

813
00:40:22,522 --> 00:40:25,291
♪ When you try
But it’s getting worse ♪

814
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:26,860
♪ Getting harder
By the minute ♪

815
00:40:27,270 --> 00:40:28,528
♪ You don’t have
To be a cynic ♪

816
00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:29,896
♪ You don’t have
To have a limit ♪

817
00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:32,899
♪ The universe is telling us ♪

818
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:35,835
♪ There’s something
More to life ♪

819
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:41,740
♪ But you’ve been only seeing
What’s in front of your eyes ♪

820
00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:44,477
♪ You were born to be great
Born to be real ♪

821
00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:47,147
♪ Born to be wild ♪

822
00:40:47,313 --> 00:40:50,350
♪ You were born to have faith
Faith in yourself ♪

823
00:40:50,550 --> 00:40:53,553
♪ Born to survive ♪

824
00:40:54,721 --> 00:40:57,757
♪ Don’t ever let anyone ♪

825
00:40:57,924 --> 00:41:00,560
♪ Say you’re not anyone ♪

826
00:41:00,727 --> 00:41:03,329
♪ When the world says
Give it up ♪

827
00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:06,332
♪ Keep going
’Cause you’re onto something ♪

828
00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:09,350
[vocalizing]

829
00:41:09,202 --> 00:41:12,105
♪ Don’t ever let anyone ♪

830
00:41:12,305 --> 00:41:14,474
[vocalizing]

831
00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:18,110
♪ Say you’re not anyone ♪

832
00:41:26,619 --> 00:41:28,521
[piano fades]

833
00:41:28,688 --> 00:41:30,890
You feeling better?
Yeah.

834
00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:33,526
The part with the kangaroos
was a little weird, though.

835
00:41:35,628 --> 00:41:37,530
What was that?
I don’t know.

836
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,468
No.

837
00:41:41,634 --> 00:41:43,136
Snooterpoot Village!

838
00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:44,404
Come on.

839
00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:46,773
[groaning]

840
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:49,209
Mama Poot! What happened?

841
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:50,944
Razamel took two
of my Snooterpoots

842
00:41:51,111 --> 00:41:52,679
and the rest of you Smurfs.

843
00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:54,514
He just took ’em!
He took ’em back to his castle.

844
00:41:54,681 --> 00:41:55,648
Razamel was here?

845
00:41:55,815 --> 00:41:56,983
Oh, yes, he was.

846
00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:58,718
And he just made
the biggest mistake

847
00:41:58,918 --> 00:42:01,254
of his miserable little life.

848
00:42:01,421 --> 00:42:03,560
You still want a piece of him?

849
00:42:03,223 --> 00:42:04,824
[Smurfette grunts]
Oh, yeah.

850
00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:06,526
We’ll take the Scream Buggy.

851
00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:08,528
And I’m driving!

852
00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:10,430
The Scream What-y?

853
00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:12,432
Why is it called
the Scream Buggy?

854
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,135
Well, she runs on the fuel
of your fear.

855
00:42:15,301 --> 00:42:16,169
What? Why?

856
00:42:16,369 --> 00:42:17,504
Ha!

857
00:42:17,671 --> 00:42:19,305
No idea.

858
00:42:19,506 --> 00:42:20,840
[grunting]

859
00:42:21,508 --> 00:42:22,575
Huh?

860
00:42:32,118 --> 00:42:33,153
Buckle up!

861
00:42:33,319 --> 00:42:34,821
Hold onto your little
Smurf nubs!

862
00:42:34,988 --> 00:42:36,656
- I’m out.
- You can do this.

863
00:42:36,823 --> 00:42:38,391
You! Brick me!

864
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,762
[laughs]

865
00:42:42,962 --> 00:42:44,531
[both screaming]

866
00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:47,567
[Mama Poot] Yeah, yeah!

867
00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:50,303
More fear! More fear!

868
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:58,845
[Mama Poot laughing]

869
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,480
[screaming continues]
[Mama Poot] More fear!

870
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,282
[laughing]

871
00:43:07,530 --> 00:43:09,556
[Razamel] It’s raining Smurfs!
[screaming]

872
00:43:09,723 --> 00:43:10,924
[Razamel] Hallelujah!

873
00:43:11,124 --> 00:43:13,460
Oh, my sweet Smurfs. Come here.

874
00:43:13,626 --> 00:43:14,694
[all] Papa!

875
00:43:14,861 --> 00:43:16,896
Let me look at you.
Are you okay?

876
00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:18,798
We were so worried about you.

877
00:43:18,998 --> 00:43:19,999
Especially me.

878
00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:22,202
Oh, I could never
forgive myself

879
00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:23,470
if any of you were harmed.

880
00:43:23,636 --> 00:43:25,805
Joel, please hang
my travel cape.

881
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,742
Joel, what do you call
a group of Smurfs?

882
00:43:28,908 --> 00:43:31,578
A gaggle? A herd? A troop?

883
00:43:31,745 --> 00:43:33,130
A murder?

884
00:43:33,179 --> 00:43:35,181
Let us out of here, Razamel!

885
00:43:35,348 --> 00:43:37,650
Oh, way to give it
thirty percent, Papa Smurf.

886
00:43:37,817 --> 00:43:39,190
Great stuff.

887
00:43:39,185 --> 00:43:40,887
Now give me my book.

888
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,590
We told you we don’t have it!

889
00:43:43,757 --> 00:43:45,825
And where is
my so-called brother?

890
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:48,610
He’s relaxing
with his feline associate

891
00:43:48,228 --> 00:43:49,229
in the solarium, sire.

892
00:43:49,396 --> 00:43:52,365
Oh, how I hate that cat!

893
00:43:52,532 --> 00:43:54,467
Um, could we accidentally

894
00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:57,370
help it shed its mortal coil,
Joel, my dear?

895
00:43:57,203 --> 00:43:58,338
As you wish, lord sire.

896
00:43:58,505 --> 00:43:59,406
Joel!

897
00:43:59,606 --> 00:44:01,241
Fetch me a Clamato. Room temp.

898
00:44:02,409 --> 00:44:04,440
Hey, what about us?

899
00:44:04,210 --> 00:44:06,813
Prisoners don’t
get clam drinks!

900
00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:10,750
But I do have another treat
in store for you.

901
00:44:10,917 --> 00:44:14,287
I hope you like... party games.

902
00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:15,855
We’re going to play one called:

903
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,190
Let’s Squish A Smurf

904
00:44:17,357 --> 00:44:18,525
Every Time Papa Doesn’t Tell Me

905
00:44:18,692 --> 00:44:20,393
Where The Last Magic Book Is

906
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,696
Till All You Smurfs
Are Squashed!

907
00:44:22,862 --> 00:44:23,963
[screams, grunts]

908
00:44:25,198 --> 00:44:27,670
That doesn’t sound
like a fun game.

909
00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:30,303
Joel, be a doll and move
these fetid degenerate goblins

910
00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:32,372
to the Squishadrome
for to squash.

911
00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:33,573
[slurps]

912
00:44:36,943 --> 00:44:39,579
I warned you
about getting complacent.

913
00:44:39,779 --> 00:44:42,716
[clears throat] Smurfs,
can you give us a minute?

914
00:44:42,882 --> 00:44:45,180
[muttering]
[Papa Smurf chuckles]

915
00:44:46,686 --> 00:44:49,220
The book is still safe.
But why are my Smurfs here?

916
00:44:49,222 --> 00:44:50,857
It’s way too dangerous.

917
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,593
Well, maybe if you hadn’t been
hiding away in Smurf Village

918
00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:55,895
for the past 100 years
none of us would be in trouble.

919
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,465
You know
I had my reasons for that.

920
00:44:58,665 --> 00:45:01,234
Do you think Ron
would have just walked away?

921
00:45:01,401 --> 00:45:04,404
[all] Uh, who’s Ron?

922
00:45:05,672 --> 00:45:08,274
[No Name screaming]
[Mama Poot] Whoo!

923
00:45:08,441 --> 00:45:09,809
Bringing her in hot!

924
00:45:10,443 --> 00:45:11,578
[No Name] Ow!

925
00:45:14,914 --> 00:45:16,349
[grunts]

926
00:45:16,549 --> 00:45:19,352
[sniffs, exhales]
That cleared out the sinuses.

927
00:45:19,552 --> 00:45:20,620
[laughs]

928
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,722
Hey! You dead?
[groaning]

929
00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:24,758
That was absolutely terrifying.

930
00:45:24,924 --> 00:45:26,760
I think I swallowed my gum.

931
00:45:26,926 --> 00:45:30,630
I’m coming for ya, Poots!
Mama’s coming for her babies!

932
00:45:30,830 --> 00:45:32,699
It might be good
to not yell so much

933
00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:33,867
and give away our location.

934
00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,136
Right, right. Ah, okay.

935
00:45:38,338 --> 00:45:40,607
What is this place?

936
00:45:40,774 --> 00:45:45,745
Munich, autobahn,
Razamel’s stupid castle.

937
00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:52,585
He thinks it’s so spooky.

938
00:45:52,752 --> 00:45:54,220
So how do we get in there?

939
00:45:54,387 --> 00:45:56,489
Well,
it’s an impenetrable fortress,

940
00:45:56,656 --> 00:45:59,325
so we’re gonna
have to sneak in.

941
00:45:59,492 --> 00:46:00,960
Okay,
let’s get some ideas going.

942
00:46:01,161 --> 00:46:03,363
You know,
blue-sky time, no judgments.

943
00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:05,198
[gasps]
We pole-vault over the wall.

944
00:46:05,365 --> 00:46:07,867
That’s a terrible idea!
And that’s a judgment.

945
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:10,737
Maybe we can exploit a weakness

946
00:46:10,904 --> 00:46:12,739
no wizard can resist.

947
00:46:12,906 --> 00:46:15,775
What kind of weakness?
A fried weakness.

948
00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:17,744
[bell rings]

949
00:46:17,911 --> 00:46:19,746
Your food is here.
[butler] Who ordered this?

950
00:46:19,913 --> 00:46:21,348
Razamel Q. Wizard.

951
00:46:21,514 --> 00:46:23,183
[butler]
Mmm. That sounds right.

952
00:46:23,350 --> 00:46:25,251
He complains when
his tunic gets too tight

953
00:46:25,418 --> 00:46:27,387
but he’s the one
who gets himself in this mess.

954
00:46:27,554 --> 00:46:28,555
[gate buzzes]

955
00:46:35,929 --> 00:46:38,264
So you can just order
any kind of food from anywhere?

956
00:46:38,431 --> 00:46:39,799
Absolutely.

957
00:46:39,966 --> 00:46:42,102
Just make sure you
tip the driver ahead of time

958
00:46:42,268 --> 00:46:43,370
or they’ll lick everything.

959
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:45,405
Okay, here’s the plan.

960
00:46:45,572 --> 00:46:47,374
We’ll sneak into the castle
inside this bag

961
00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:49,750
and when we get delivered
to Razamel,

962
00:46:49,242 --> 00:46:51,945
kablammo! We save everything.

963
00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:55,382
We should have gotten
more fries. I’m a stress eater.

964
00:46:55,548 --> 00:46:58,518
Mmm. Oh! That’s good.

965
00:47:02,722 --> 00:47:04,457
Oh, it’s the quill pen

966
00:47:04,657 --> 00:47:07,694
that my great-great-great
grandfather Zazamel

967
00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:09,562
used to sign
the Treaty of the Alliance

968
00:47:09,729 --> 00:47:11,965
of Intergalactic Wizards.

969
00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:14,340
Razamel always
worshipped this pen.

970
00:47:14,234 --> 00:47:15,468
[screeches]
[gasps]

971
00:47:18,138 --> 00:47:19,739
Uh...

972
00:47:19,939 --> 00:47:22,142
I’ll just put it behind this.

973
00:47:22,308 --> 00:47:23,443
Enjoying the solarium?
[yelps]

974
00:47:23,610 --> 00:47:26,279
Yes! Uh, very much. Thank you.

975
00:47:26,446 --> 00:47:29,150
You’re probably admiring
Dadah’s urn.

976
00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,417
[gasps] This is Dadah?

977
00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:33,720
Oh, yes!
Dadah in all his glory.

978
00:47:33,887 --> 00:47:35,955
Sometimes,
when no one’s looking,

979
00:47:36,122 --> 00:47:38,580
I sprinkle him
into Joel’s protein shakes.

980
00:47:38,258 --> 00:47:39,559
[gags]
[Gargamel] You know,

981
00:47:39,726 --> 00:47:42,629
Dadah always
wanted us to rule together.

982
00:47:42,829 --> 00:47:44,964
Remember how he said
that was going to happen?

983
00:47:45,131 --> 00:47:46,966
And rule together we shall!

984
00:47:47,634 --> 00:47:48,768
[growls]
[grunts]

985
00:47:48,968 --> 00:47:50,270
[gasps]
[screeches]

986
00:47:50,437 --> 00:47:52,605
Once we get our hands
on that Jaunty Grimoire,

987
00:47:52,772 --> 00:47:53,973
the whole universe

988
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:56,609
will be under
the darkly magic control

989
00:47:56,776 --> 00:47:59,612
of the Intergalactic
Alliance of Wizards.

990
00:48:00,146 --> 00:48:01,514
And finally,

991
00:48:01,715 --> 00:48:05,585
all goodness shall be
eradicated forevermore.

992
00:48:05,752 --> 00:48:07,587
Sounds amazing!

993
00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:10,560
So you’ll introduce me
to the Alliance, then?

994
00:48:10,223 --> 00:48:12,325
Of course! Proudly!

995
00:48:12,492 --> 00:48:16,429
But first, what do you schay
we schmoosh some Schmurfs?

996
00:48:16,596 --> 00:48:19,733
I’d say that sounds like
music to my ears!

997
00:48:19,899 --> 00:48:22,469
And, hey, I just wanted to say

998
00:48:22,635 --> 00:48:25,905
I’m so glad to be back
and that we’re together again.

999
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:27,874
I love you, Razamel!

1000
00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:30,810
Best friend
brother friend brother.

1001
00:48:31,110 --> 00:48:32,120
Love.

1002
00:48:32,912 --> 00:48:35,915
Ah, well, ditto I’m sure.

1003
00:48:38,618 --> 00:48:40,200
Come along, Azrael.

1004
00:48:40,186 --> 00:48:42,822
We’re going to watch
the Smurfs get squashed.

1005
00:48:43,823 --> 00:48:46,260
[German pop music
playing on radio]

1006
00:48:51,131 --> 00:48:52,699
[horn honking]

1007
00:48:55,268 --> 00:48:56,670
[butler] Absolutely repulsive.

1008
00:49:00,373 --> 00:49:01,941
We’re inside the castle.

1009
00:49:09,983 --> 00:49:12,850
Maybe you should slow down
on the fries.

1010
00:49:12,252 --> 00:49:14,421
You’re right. Just one more.

1011
00:49:14,587 --> 00:49:17,570
Are the plates ready?
[sighs] Yes, sir.

1012
00:49:18,258 --> 00:49:19,359
[gasps]
Hand!

1013
00:49:19,526 --> 00:49:21,428
Ooh, ring!
No ring, Mama.

1014
00:49:21,594 --> 00:49:23,229
Where’s Terry the food taster?

1015
00:49:23,396 --> 00:49:26,266
I don’t know, on break?
Fine, I’ll taste it.

1016
00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:27,934
But if I die, I’ll kill Terry!

1017
00:49:28,101 --> 00:49:29,690
[gasps]

1018
00:49:29,235 --> 00:49:30,503
[butler] Wait a minute.

1019
00:49:30,670 --> 00:49:31,838
Did you forget
to order fries again?

1020
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:33,707
You ate all the fries!

1021
00:49:33,873 --> 00:49:35,508
I love salty
potato-based treats

1022
00:49:35,675 --> 00:49:37,243
and I will not
apologize for that.

1023
00:49:37,410 --> 00:49:39,790
Hey, don’t look at me.
I didn’t make the order.

1024
00:49:39,245 --> 00:49:40,146
Just check again.

1025
00:49:40,313 --> 00:49:41,514
What do we do now?

1026
00:49:41,681 --> 00:49:42,949
I don’t know.
Can you magic some up?

1027
00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:45,552
[bag rustles]
Hand incoming!

1028
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,888
O magic powers from
up on high, bring us fries.

1029
00:49:49,890 --> 00:49:50,990
Bring us fries!

1030
00:49:51,157 --> 00:49:52,292
[butler] Oh, here they are.

1031
00:49:52,459 --> 00:49:54,994
Onion rings!
Who ordered this garbage?

1032
00:49:55,161 --> 00:49:56,696
They’re Razamel’s favorite.

1033
00:49:56,863 --> 00:49:59,733
[sighs] How did you know that?
No idea. It just came to me.

1034
00:49:59,899 --> 00:50:01,401
[all yelp, grunt]

1035
00:50:01,568 --> 00:50:02,535
This way.

1036
00:50:02,702 --> 00:50:03,703
[No Name gasps]

1037
00:50:09,642 --> 00:50:10,977
[bellhop sighs]

1038
00:50:19,986 --> 00:50:22,655
[chain clicking]
[gulps]

1039
00:50:26,593 --> 00:50:28,628
[sighs] Oh.

1040
00:50:29,462 --> 00:50:31,464
[hisses]

1041
00:50:31,631 --> 00:50:33,133
Ready, Joel?

1042
00:50:35,802 --> 00:50:37,237
[groans]

1043
00:50:38,304 --> 00:50:41,141
Oh, good, it works.
First Smurf, please.

1044
00:50:41,307 --> 00:50:43,877
Please, Razamel!
Don’t hurt my Smurfs.

1045
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,446
Then tell me
where the magic book is.

1046
00:50:46,613 --> 00:50:48,181
Somewhere you’ll never find it!

1047
00:50:48,348 --> 00:50:50,950
Then let’s loosen those lips!

1048
00:50:51,151 --> 00:50:53,386
Who shall we squash first?

1049
00:50:53,586 --> 00:50:55,221
Eeny...

1050
00:50:55,388 --> 00:50:57,230
meeny, miney--

1051
00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:58,580
I’ll go.

1052
00:50:59,526 --> 00:51:00,527
[grunting]

1053
00:51:02,696 --> 00:51:04,798
[chain clicking]

1054
00:51:04,964 --> 00:51:06,166
Hear that?

1055
00:51:06,332 --> 00:51:08,935
That’s the clicking sound
of evil.

1056
00:51:14,774 --> 00:51:16,943
Let’s go Smurf that wizard up.

1057
00:51:24,517 --> 00:51:26,653
Last chance, Papa!

1058
00:51:27,687 --> 00:51:28,922
[footsteps]

1059
00:51:29,890 --> 00:51:31,391
We’re here...
to save everything!

1060
00:51:31,558 --> 00:51:32,359
[Gargamel gasps]

1061
00:51:32,525 --> 00:51:35,795
Deal with my awesomeness.

1062
00:51:35,962 --> 00:51:40,400
My, those are dated moves
for such a bold entrance.

1063
00:51:40,567 --> 00:51:43,200
State your business, stranger.

1064
00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:45,638
Free Papa Smurf at once!

1065
00:51:45,805 --> 00:51:47,807
And give me back my babies!

1066
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,209
Or what?

1067
00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:51,770
Or I shall uncork
all of my awesomeness

1068
00:51:51,244 --> 00:51:53,680
all over this place!
[sneezes]

1069
00:51:54,314 --> 00:51:55,982
Wha--
Huh?

1070
00:51:56,149 --> 00:51:57,751
[blows nose]

1071
00:51:59,252 --> 00:52:01,888
There must be a cat in here.
Is there a cat in here?

1072
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:03,223
[meows]

1073
00:52:03,390 --> 00:52:06,393
I knew it!
Man, the dander gets me.

1074
00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:08,828
Is that what I think it is?
Uh-oh.

1075
00:52:08,995 --> 00:52:09,963
Could it be?

1076
00:52:10,663 --> 00:52:12,532
Jaunty Grimoire!

1077
00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:15,969
Oh! I knew
you couldn’t hide forever.

1078
00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:18,171
I thought you said
the magic book was safe!

1079
00:52:18,338 --> 00:52:20,306
How long have you been
on my head?

1080
00:52:20,473 --> 00:52:22,175
And how did I not
feel you there?

1081
00:52:22,342 --> 00:52:24,611
I have soft hands. And feet.

1082
00:52:24,778 --> 00:52:27,470
And I’ve only been up there
since you made a wish.

1083
00:52:27,247 --> 00:52:29,282
Cha-cha-cha!

1084
00:52:29,449 --> 00:52:31,151
I’m magic! [chuckles]

1085
00:52:32,180 --> 00:52:35,155
Wait. Were you doing the magic?

1086
00:52:35,321 --> 00:52:37,691
Um, yeah, kind of.

1087
00:52:37,857 --> 00:52:40,727
Yeah, but
the moonwalking was all you.

1088
00:52:40,894 --> 00:52:44,431
Yeah, actually,
that was me, too.

1089
00:52:44,597 --> 00:52:46,766
I didn’t even do the moonwalk?

1090
00:52:46,933 --> 00:52:50,337
[sighs] There’s no such thing
as a magic Smurf.

1091
00:52:50,503 --> 00:52:53,206
Chin up, pal.
Don’t quit on yourself.

1092
00:52:53,373 --> 00:52:55,208
You made a wish for a thing,

1093
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:58,211
so I just gave you
a little head start.

1094
00:52:58,378 --> 00:53:00,947
You got a lot more magic in you
than you think.

1095
00:53:01,147 --> 00:53:04,384
You just got to let it out.

1096
00:53:04,584 --> 00:53:06,519
Oh! There’s Papa! Hey, Papa!

1097
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,755
Thank you for bringing
the final magic book

1098
00:53:08,922 --> 00:53:10,323
right to me.

1099
00:53:10,490 --> 00:53:13,226
[gasps] Oh, look who it is!

1100
00:53:13,393 --> 00:53:16,329
It’s our lost little
wizard girl family member.

1101
00:53:16,496 --> 00:53:19,165
I’m not part of your family,
you freak.

1102
00:53:19,332 --> 00:53:20,667
Tut-tut.

1103
00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:23,603
Methinks these voluminous
Polaroid photo albums

1104
00:53:23,770 --> 00:53:25,238
from your childhood...
Huh?

1105
00:53:25,405 --> 00:53:27,240
...would tell a different tale.

1106
00:53:27,407 --> 00:53:29,409
Here you are
when you were clay.

1107
00:53:29,609 --> 00:53:31,344
Oh, here you are
throwing horseshoes

1108
00:53:31,511 --> 00:53:33,790
at a Sunday barbecue.

1109
00:53:33,246 --> 00:53:35,749
Ooh! And look at you laughing
at the caricaturist

1110
00:53:35,915 --> 00:53:38,118
who drew you
in front of the Eiffel Tower.

1111
00:53:38,318 --> 00:53:40,860
That’s me?

1112
00:53:40,253 --> 00:53:43,490
You may have looked different,
but you were always one of us.

1113
00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:46,920
Why don’t I remember
any of this?

1114
00:53:46,259 --> 00:53:49,496
Oh, and here you are enjoying
the wizard’s favorite snack,

1115
00:53:49,662 --> 00:53:50,563
French fries.

1116
00:53:50,764 --> 00:53:53,660
Oh, how you loved your fries!

1117
00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,968
That’s a lie! I hate fries!

1118
00:53:55,135 --> 00:53:56,403
Huh?

1119
00:53:56,569 --> 00:53:58,371
I knew I didn’t like her
for a reason.

1120
00:53:58,538 --> 00:53:59,639
She’s the darn enemy!

1121
00:53:59,806 --> 00:54:01,708
No, I’m a Smurf!

1122
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:06,790
And P.S., news flash, and FYI,
that’s not who I am now.

1123
00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:09,649
[cackles] You can never change
what you really are.

1124
00:54:09,816 --> 00:54:13,520
Don’t listen to him, Smurfette!
You’re with us, now and always.

1125
00:54:13,687 --> 00:54:16,220
That’s right! I’m with him.
And them.

1126
00:54:16,222 --> 00:54:18,658
You’re sure about that?

1127
00:54:18,825 --> 00:54:21,361
You did exactly what
you were created to do.

1128
00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:24,164
You brought me Papa Smurf
and Jaunty.

1129
00:54:24,364 --> 00:54:27,100
The final piece
of the evil puzzle.

1130
00:54:27,267 --> 00:54:30,170
Ergo ipso delicto... I win.

1131
00:54:30,904 --> 00:54:32,272
Time to rule the universe.

1132
00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:34,441
I want to stay with Papa. Papa!

1133
00:54:34,607 --> 00:54:35,709
Jaunty Grimoire!

1134
00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:37,677
What a wonderful moment.

1135
00:54:37,844 --> 00:54:40,714
Too bad it has to be
interrupted by... reality!

1136
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,450
No!
Chiballog badoo!

1137
00:54:43,616 --> 00:54:45,185
Bomba gee joo--

1138
00:54:45,385 --> 00:54:47,387
Wait a minute.
What am I reading?

1139
00:54:49,289 --> 00:54:51,240
Ah, yes, that’s better.

1140
00:54:51,191 --> 00:54:55,695
May dark power course through
your pages now and forever!

1141
00:54:55,862 --> 00:54:56,730
[gasps]

1142
00:54:56,896 --> 00:54:58,298
I don’t want to be evil!

1143
00:55:05,271 --> 00:55:08,775
I... am... Grimoire.

1144
00:55:08,942 --> 00:55:11,478
No!
Yes. [chuckles]

1145
00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:14,714
Well, thanks for saving me
a lot of squish time. See ya!

1146
00:55:14,881 --> 00:55:17,417
Wait. I’m not going with you?

1147
00:55:17,584 --> 00:55:19,520
To meet with the other wizards?

1148
00:55:19,219 --> 00:55:21,888
Um, that’s a big fat no!
[cackles]

1149
00:55:22,550 --> 00:55:25,250
This is the end of the road
for you, Gargamel.

1150
00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:27,460
But you said "Ditto"
when I said I loved you.

1151
00:55:27,627 --> 00:55:29,863
I lied.
I’m telling Mother!

1152
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:33,366
Mother never respected you...
or your stupid cat.

1153
00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:34,868
[gasps]
[meows]

1154
00:55:35,350 --> 00:55:37,771
Goodbye, Smurfs,
and so long, brother...

1155
00:55:37,937 --> 00:55:39,539
forever!

1156
00:55:39,739 --> 00:55:41,107
[groans, thuds]

1157
00:55:43,643 --> 00:55:45,178
[grunts, groans]

1158
00:55:45,945 --> 00:55:46,913
[shouts]

1159
00:55:48,548 --> 00:55:50,216
[meows]

1160
00:55:50,383 --> 00:55:52,786
I’m so sorry, everyone.

1161
00:55:52,952 --> 00:55:54,220
[Joel] I’m sorry, too.

1162
00:55:54,387 --> 00:55:56,256
This is my first job
out of college, though.

1163
00:55:56,456 --> 00:55:57,991
I need a good review
on my LinkedIn.

1164
00:55:58,191 --> 00:55:59,893
Well, you’re not getting one
from me.

1165
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,395
Fair enough.
[whimpers]

1166
00:56:02,562 --> 00:56:05,980
That’s pretty impressive
engineering.

1167
00:56:05,265 --> 00:56:08,201
I can’t believe I’m the one
who’s gonna get smashed.

1168
00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:11,371
[sighs] At least I’ll be thin.
[grunts]

1169
00:56:11,538 --> 00:56:13,406
I’m gonna miss you guys.

1170
00:56:13,573 --> 00:56:15,675
[groans] I love you.
[Mama Poot] Huh.

1171
00:56:22,150 --> 00:56:23,416
[gasps]

1172
00:56:26,853 --> 00:56:30,900
What? What are you doing?!
It doesn’t go down like this.

1173
00:56:30,256 --> 00:56:31,858
Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs

1174
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,728
with the fury of
a thousand burning suns,

1175
00:56:34,928 --> 00:56:36,996
but I loathe my brother more

1176
00:56:37,163 --> 00:56:39,990
for disrespecting me

1177
00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:41,668
and my sweet, sweet Azrael.
[meows]

1178
00:56:41,835 --> 00:56:45,500
And I’ve had enough of
said respectlessness.

1179
00:56:45,972 --> 00:56:47,440
Run, Smurfs! Run!

1180
00:56:47,607 --> 00:56:48,608
[both gasp]

1181
00:56:50,877 --> 00:56:52,946
[shouts, grunts]

1182
00:56:53,113 --> 00:56:55,115
Prisoner escape!
Prisoner escape!

1183
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,751
[exclaiming]

1184
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,820
[meowing]

1185
00:57:00,987 --> 00:57:05,759
Good idea, Azrael.
Engage wing spell!

1186
00:57:05,959 --> 00:57:10,830
Look at me. I’m going to
need a bigger litter box.

1187
00:57:10,997 --> 00:57:12,432
[roars]

1188
00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:13,433
Oh, my.

1189
00:57:16,169 --> 00:57:17,871
Bring it!
[Papa Smurf] Come on, Ken!

1190
00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:19,305
I don’t run from a fight.

1191
00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:21,700
We’re not leaving you, brother.

1192
00:57:24,144 --> 00:57:26,880
All Smurfs
and Snooterpoots spoken for.

1193
00:57:27,470 --> 00:57:30,216
Excelsior, my sweet Azrael!

1194
00:57:32,285 --> 00:57:33,753
[Smurfs, Gargamel cheering]

1195
00:57:37,857 --> 00:57:40,226
I’m not feeling so majestic.

1196
00:57:41,161 --> 00:57:44,164
Oh, boy.
Assume crash positions!

1197
00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:46,866
[Smurfs, Gargamel screaming]

1198
00:57:48,668 --> 00:57:49,803
[children laughing]

1199
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,471
♪ Happy birthday--♪
Oh...

1200
00:57:51,638 --> 00:57:53,773
[Smurfs exclaiming, grunting]

1201
00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:55,742
[Smurfs groaning]

1202
00:58:00,130 --> 00:58:01,247
[groans]

1203
00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:04,651
This is all my fault.

1204
00:58:05,318 --> 00:58:08,210
This is all my fault.

1205
00:58:08,188 --> 00:58:09,622
I can’t believe I did

1206
00:58:09,789 --> 00:58:12,359
exactly what
that wizard wanted me to do.

1207
00:58:13,193 --> 00:58:15,128
I’m so sorry, No Name.

1208
00:58:15,328 --> 00:58:18,365
No. This is my fault.

1209
00:58:18,531 --> 00:58:19,966
The only reason
any of this happened

1210
00:58:20,133 --> 00:58:23,360
is because I wanted
to find my thing.

1211
00:58:23,203 --> 00:58:26,206
If I hadn’t been so selfish,
none of us would be here.

1212
00:58:26,373 --> 00:58:29,420
No. It’s not your fault,
No Name.

1213
00:58:29,209 --> 00:58:31,211
And it certainly isn’t yours,
Smurfette.

1214
00:58:31,945 --> 00:58:34,214
This is all my fault.

1215
00:58:35,415 --> 00:58:37,350
I kept secrets from you all.

1216
00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:39,285
And that was wrong.

1217
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,989
I didn’t want to lose any of
you the way we lost Ron.

1218
00:58:43,156 --> 00:58:44,657
Who’s Ron?

1219
00:58:44,824 --> 00:58:48,395
He was the greatest Smurf
who ever lived.

1220
00:58:49,562 --> 00:58:52,832
I should have told you
about him a long time ago.

1221
00:58:52,999 --> 00:58:55,101
[Ron] You’re safe with us.
[Papa Smurf] I’ve got her.

1222
00:58:55,268 --> 00:58:57,404
[Ken] Those evil wizards
won’t get you.

1223
00:58:58,371 --> 00:58:59,706
Ron!

1224
00:58:59,873 --> 00:59:01,307
[Papa Smurf]
Oh, he was a Smurf of

1225
00:59:01,508 --> 00:59:03,877
tremendous courage and valor,

1226
00:59:04,770 --> 00:59:06,279
and really, really great hair.

1227
00:59:06,446 --> 00:59:08,548
It’s good to see you,
my brothers.

1228
00:59:08,715 --> 00:59:10,150
It’s been too long.

1229
00:59:10,316 --> 00:59:12,585
We just had Smurfberry juice
and waffles together.

1230
00:59:12,752 --> 00:59:14,821
Like I said,
it’s been too long.

1231
00:59:14,988 --> 00:59:17,257
That magic book will be mine!

1232
00:59:21,561 --> 00:59:23,863
Well, that was
a bit of a letdown.

1233
00:59:27,867 --> 00:59:29,436
Now that’s more like it!

1234
00:59:29,602 --> 00:59:31,738
[Papa Smurf] He dispatched
baddies with a Smurfy blend

1235
00:59:31,905 --> 00:59:34,400
of elegance and lethality.

1236
00:59:38,445 --> 00:59:40,146
I think it was safe to say

1237
00:59:40,313 --> 00:59:42,549
that Ron loved everyone
and everything

1238
00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:46,219
no matter how small
or insignificant they may seem.

1239
00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:54,994
I love you, brother. Or sister.

1240
00:59:55,161 --> 00:59:57,597
[Papa Smurf] Oh, he was way
ahead of his time.

1241
00:59:58,198 --> 00:59:59,666
[gasps]

1242
00:59:59,866 --> 01:00:02,435
[Papa Smurf] But Razamel soon
got the upper hand.

1243
01:00:09,509 --> 01:00:10,910
That’s really something else.

1244
01:00:11,770 --> 01:00:12,946
I should probably start with
this one next time.

1245
01:00:14,447 --> 01:00:16,216
[grunting, thudding]

1246
01:00:19,586 --> 01:00:20,754
[gasps]

1247
01:00:28,328 --> 01:00:29,329
[Jaunty crying]

1248
01:00:29,496 --> 01:00:30,697
Baby Jaunty!

1249
01:00:30,897 --> 01:00:32,932
[Jaunty screaming]
[Ron shouts]

1250
01:00:33,990 --> 01:00:34,334
No!

1251
01:00:37,937 --> 01:00:40,106
Hang on! Papa’s coming!
I got you!

1252
01:00:40,273 --> 01:00:41,775
Save the book!

1253
01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:45,345
You’re next!

1254
01:00:45,512 --> 01:00:47,247
More vortex. [imitating vortex]

1255
01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:51,918
Grab my hand, Ron!

1256
01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:54,354
I probably should have
cut my hair,

1257
01:00:54,521 --> 01:00:55,922
like you guys suggested.

1258
01:00:56,890 --> 01:00:58,580
You always were a free spirit.

1259
01:00:58,825 --> 01:01:00,393
It was an honor and privilege

1260
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,196
guardianeering with
both of you.

1261
01:01:03,363 --> 01:01:04,497
No!

1262
01:01:04,664 --> 01:01:07,967
Fi-i-i-i-ist buu-u-u-u-mp!

1263
01:01:08,802 --> 01:01:11,638
[Papa Smurf] Ron... was gone.

1264
01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:16,209
Now, I won’t ask you again.

1265
01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:18,978
Give me that baby book.
No.

1266
01:01:19,145 --> 01:01:20,980
No?
Hey.

1267
01:01:21,147 --> 01:01:22,749
No! Not in the face!

1268
01:01:30,223 --> 01:01:31,825
[sighs]

1269
01:01:31,991 --> 01:01:34,994
That’s why
I created Smurf Village.

1270
01:01:35,161 --> 01:01:37,970
So I could
keep all of you safe.

1271
01:01:38,231 --> 01:01:40,600
I couldn’t lose any of you
like we lost Ron.

1272
01:01:40,767 --> 01:01:43,403
There isn’t a day goes by
that I don’t think about him.

1273
01:01:43,570 --> 01:01:45,572
I know, brother.

1274
01:01:45,739 --> 01:01:49,342
It’s time I told you
about our higher calling.

1275
01:01:49,542 --> 01:01:54,470
We Smurfs are
Guardianeers of Good.

1276
01:01:54,247 --> 01:01:56,616
What does that mean?
It means...

1277
01:01:56,783 --> 01:01:58,618
that we have always been
protectors

1278
01:01:58,785 --> 01:02:01,187
of peace and harmony
in the universe.

1279
01:02:01,354 --> 01:02:03,923
Even Smurfs
who don’t have a thing?

1280
01:02:04,124 --> 01:02:05,558
Yes, No Name.

1281
01:02:05,725 --> 01:02:08,280
But it’s not just some thing
you call yourself.

1282
01:02:08,194 --> 01:02:09,929
And it isn’t who you are.

1283
01:02:10,130 --> 01:02:12,132
It’s who we are.

1284
01:02:12,298 --> 01:02:14,334
It’s the sum of all its parts.

1285
01:02:14,501 --> 01:02:17,337
It’s brains and brawn.

1286
01:02:17,504 --> 01:02:21,207
It’s a Smurf who always fights
for what she believes in.

1287
01:02:21,374 --> 01:02:24,377
And even a Smurf who thought
he didn’t have any thing

1288
01:02:24,577 --> 01:02:28,140
but is willing
to give everything.

1289
01:02:29,149 --> 01:02:31,317
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this,
Smurfs.

1290
01:02:31,484 --> 01:02:35,355
The bad guys want to destroy
everything good in the world.

1291
01:02:35,522 --> 01:02:36,890
And they can do it.

1292
01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:38,591
But we’re not gonna let them!

1293
01:02:38,758 --> 01:02:41,795
Because there is nothing
we can’t accomplish

1294
01:02:41,961 --> 01:02:44,464
if we do it together!

1295
01:02:44,631 --> 01:02:48,680
Now let’s get that book
and save the universe!

1296
01:02:48,234 --> 01:02:49,736
Let’s do it for Ron!

1297
01:02:49,903 --> 01:02:52,339
Let’s get to Guardianeering!

1298
01:02:52,505 --> 01:02:53,907
[all cheering] Ron!

1299
01:02:54,740 --> 01:02:56,509
Wait! Where are we going?

1300
01:02:56,676 --> 01:02:59,245
Way to kill the mood, Glasses.
He’s right.

1301
01:02:59,412 --> 01:03:02,849
Razamel and that book could
be anywhere in the universe.

1302
01:03:03,490 --> 01:03:03,983
Attention!

1303
01:03:04,184 --> 01:03:05,785
Attenzione!

1304
01:03:05,952 --> 01:03:07,387
I know exactly

1305
01:03:07,554 --> 01:03:09,823
where the wizards have taken
all four books.

1306
01:03:09,989 --> 01:03:11,758
Now, I will share
this information

1307
01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:14,861
with you vicious garden weasels
on one condition.

1308
01:03:15,610 --> 01:03:16,996
Name it.
That I be in the room

1309
01:03:17,197 --> 01:03:18,765
to see the stupid, angry look

1310
01:03:18,932 --> 01:03:21,801
on my stupid, angry brother’s
mean, stupid, angry face

1311
01:03:21,968 --> 01:03:25,271
when he sees you all
alive and thriving.

1312
01:03:25,438 --> 01:03:26,373
It’s a spite mission.

1313
01:03:26,539 --> 01:03:28,740
I think we got it.

1314
01:03:28,241 --> 01:03:29,776
We all get what we want.

1315
01:03:29,943 --> 01:03:32,278
But after that,

1316
01:03:32,445 --> 01:03:34,981
our little alliance is over.

1317
01:03:35,148 --> 01:03:38,840
Yeah, okay, deal.
Where to, freaky-deaky?

1318
01:03:38,251 --> 01:03:39,419
To the ninth dimension,

1319
01:03:39,586 --> 01:03:41,521
the nexus of space and time

1320
01:03:41,688 --> 01:03:43,890
that represents
all possible worlds and all--

1321
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,426
Just get in the car!
Oh, yes. Sorry. Of course.

1322
01:03:46,593 --> 01:03:48,461
[pop music plays]

1323
01:03:48,661 --> 01:03:51,431
[Gargamel] Yeah!

1324
01:03:52,465 --> 01:03:54,300
[Gargamel, Smurfs screaming]

1325
01:04:04,577 --> 01:04:07,747
Hello, everyone!
I have big news.

1326
01:04:07,914 --> 01:04:10,116
And it involves me
and my magic book.

1327
01:04:10,283 --> 01:04:13,720
Oh, what a surprise.
Raz-a-mope is late.

1328
01:04:13,887 --> 01:04:15,555
[scoffs]
What could you have been doing?

1329
01:04:15,722 --> 01:04:18,158
Having your hair cut
by a blind raccoon?

1330
01:04:18,324 --> 01:04:19,459
[chuckles]

1331
01:04:19,626 --> 01:04:20,560
[gasps]

1332
01:04:20,727 --> 01:04:21,461
[groans]

1333
01:04:21,628 --> 01:04:23,263
Do you know what?

1334
01:04:23,430 --> 01:04:26,199
I’m sick of being treated
like garbage by all of you,

1335
01:04:26,399 --> 01:04:29,436
with your sarcastic comments
and mock merriment.

1336
01:04:29,602 --> 01:04:31,604
[scoffs] Late and lame.

1337
01:04:31,771 --> 01:04:32,872
You’re all lame!

1338
01:04:34,841 --> 01:04:36,509
[laughs]

1339
01:04:36,710 --> 01:04:38,645
You’ll make
wonderful hench-minions

1340
01:04:38,845 --> 01:04:40,647
now that I’m
the lord of the universe.

1341
01:04:40,847 --> 01:04:43,650
Solo! Me. I. Moi!

1342
01:04:43,850 --> 01:04:46,186
[laughs]

1343
01:04:46,353 --> 01:04:48,880
Well, time to start chanting.

1344
01:04:48,288 --> 01:04:49,522
[plays note]

1345
01:04:49,723 --> 01:04:50,957
Oh, yeah--
no chance I’ll hit that note.

1346
01:04:51,157 --> 01:04:52,892
And here we go!

1347
01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:56,629
Ommm beklartz...

1348
01:04:56,796 --> 01:04:58,231
...flunknard!

1349
01:04:58,431 --> 01:04:59,632
[car horn beeping]
Wh-- Hmph.

1350
01:04:59,799 --> 01:05:00,734
[engine revs]

1351
01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:02,736
[Mama Poot laughing]

1352
01:05:02,902 --> 01:05:04,104
[Smurfs grunt]

1353
01:05:04,304 --> 01:05:06,390
You have got to be kidding me.

1354
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:08,608
The Guardianeers of Good
are here.

1355
01:05:09,876 --> 01:05:11,770
We’ll try not to hurt you,

1356
01:05:11,244 --> 01:05:12,779
but we’re not
making any promises.

1357
01:05:12,946 --> 01:05:15,480
It’s not bragging.
That’s just me being real.

1358
01:05:15,215 --> 01:05:17,250
Oh. This is bad.

1359
01:05:17,450 --> 01:05:19,119
He’s linked all the books.

1360
01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:20,820
Ken, we need a plan.

1361
01:05:20,987 --> 01:05:24,124
We’re Guardianeers, Papa.
We are the plan.

1362
01:05:24,324 --> 01:05:25,625
Charge!
[Smurfs] Charge!

1363
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:26,926
Hold on!

1364
01:05:28,610 --> 01:05:30,563
[laughs] Well, that’s adorable.

1365
01:05:30,764 --> 01:05:31,965
Kachow!

1366
01:05:32,499 --> 01:05:33,700
[all groan]

1367
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:37,237
Your goodness is mine!

1368
01:05:37,404 --> 01:05:40,640
Into the vortex, Smurf spirits.

1369
01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:43,810
[Papa] Razamel stole
their Smurfy goodness.

1370
01:05:43,977 --> 01:05:45,211
We can get them back

1371
01:05:45,378 --> 01:05:48,515
if we break the spell
by rescuing Jaunty.

1372
01:05:48,682 --> 01:05:51,384
Where are you going, traitor?

1373
01:05:51,551 --> 01:05:52,986
Traitor?

1374
01:05:53,153 --> 01:05:55,522
[stammering] Oh, well,
I brought the Smurfs to you!

1375
01:05:55,689 --> 01:05:57,524
This was a spite mission.

1376
01:05:57,691 --> 01:05:59,793
[sighs] It was.
Hmm?

1377
01:05:59,959 --> 01:06:02,128
In the water bottle you go.
No!

1378
01:06:03,363 --> 01:06:04,664
He’s distracted.

1379
01:06:05,732 --> 01:06:09,269
You thought I forgot about you?
[chuckles]

1380
01:06:09,436 --> 01:06:12,405
Whose goodness
shall I take first?

1381
01:06:13,239 --> 01:06:14,274
No!

1382
01:06:15,175 --> 01:06:16,409
[Papa groans]
[Smurfette gasps]

1383
01:06:16,576 --> 01:06:18,411
Papa![groans]

1384
01:06:18,578 --> 01:06:20,747
Don’t give up,
my precious Smurfs.

1385
01:06:21,548 --> 01:06:23,249
You’re Guardianeers.

1386
01:06:23,850 --> 01:06:25,452
It’s up to you now.

1387
01:06:25,618 --> 01:06:26,986
[Smurfette gasps]

1388
01:06:34,561 --> 01:06:35,395
Smurfette?

1389
01:06:35,995 --> 01:06:38,198
My work is done.

1390
01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:40,600
I finally delivered
everything you wanted,

1391
01:06:40,767 --> 01:06:42,569
Your Evil Lordship.

1392
01:06:42,736 --> 01:06:43,770
What is this?

1393
01:06:43,970 --> 01:06:46,390
I have always
been on your side.

1394
01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:47,273
What? No!

1395
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,275
Well, well, well.

1396
01:06:49,442 --> 01:06:50,977
That’s what we
in the evil business

1397
01:06:51,144 --> 01:06:53,546
call the long con.

1398
01:06:54,481 --> 01:06:56,983
Welcome home,
sinister Smurf demon.

1399
01:06:57,150 --> 01:06:58,180
Thank you.

1400
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,354
[gasps]
Psych!

1401
01:07:01,554 --> 01:07:02,622
[grunts]

1402
01:07:02,789 --> 01:07:03,790
Got you, Jaunty!

1403
01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:05,759
Thank you, Smurf-- [yelps]

1404
01:07:07,227 --> 01:07:09,329
[yelping, laughing]

1405
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:11,431
[screams]

1406
01:07:13,633 --> 01:07:14,634
[grunts]

1407
01:07:17,370 --> 01:07:20,600
Stop! That’s the
interdimensional abyss.

1408
01:07:20,173 --> 01:07:24,770
Anyone who goes in there never
ever comes back the same.

1409
01:07:24,244 --> 01:07:25,745
[Razamel laughs]

1410
01:07:25,912 --> 01:07:28,810
You’ve got nowhere to go.

1411
01:07:32,252 --> 01:07:33,119
[groans]

1412
01:07:35,550 --> 01:07:36,890
[Smurfette screams]

1413
01:07:37,570 --> 01:07:38,925
What do we do now, Jaunty?

1414
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,694
Warning! Lose the heels.

1415
01:07:40,894 --> 01:07:41,895
You’re really not gonna like

1416
01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:42,962
this first dimension,
Smurfette.

1417
01:07:43,129 --> 01:07:44,970
Why?

1418
01:07:45,832 --> 01:07:46,599
[all grunt]

1419
01:07:46,766 --> 01:07:48,334
Clay?

1420
01:07:48,501 --> 01:07:51,237
[groans] That’s why I feel
overly thick and bloated.

1421
01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:52,972
Where’s the book?
[Smurfette gasps]

1422
01:07:53,139 --> 01:07:54,774
Give that back to me!

1423
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:57,610
[screams]

1424
01:07:57,777 --> 01:07:58,945
That’s what happens
to handsy fellas.

1425
01:07:59,112 --> 01:08:01,281
Find a door!
Go, Smurfette!

1426
01:08:02,949 --> 01:08:03,983
[No Name groans]

1427
01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:06,953
[Razamel] Ow! Whoa!

1428
01:08:12,225 --> 01:08:14,160
[sunshine drawing yelps]
[No Name grunts]

1429
01:08:14,361 --> 01:08:16,296
[gasps] This is
the worst dimension!

1430
01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:17,864
Stay away from erasers!

1431
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,399
Oh! What’s that?
What?

1432
01:08:19,566 --> 01:08:21,267
[laughs] Made you look.
Oh, come on.

1433
01:08:21,434 --> 01:08:23,937
Help! Help!
A mean old wizard got me!

1434
01:08:25,505 --> 01:08:26,940
[screams] Eraser!
[Smurfette gasps]

1435
01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:30,176
That’s my book,
you freakish popinjays!

1436
01:08:30,377 --> 01:08:32,846
[video game music playing]

1437
01:08:33,130 --> 01:08:34,800
[No Name, digitized] Oh, no!

1438
01:08:34,247 --> 01:08:36,820
I can only run
from left to right!

1439
01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:38,318
[Smurfette, digitized]
Here! Jump up these tiny hills.

1440
01:08:40,754 --> 01:08:42,722
[No Name] This dimension
isn’t so hard, actually.

1441
01:08:42,889 --> 01:08:44,758
Hand over
the eight-bit book, Smurfs,

1442
01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:48,194
or face the wrath
of my evil picket fence!

1443
01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:50,463
It’ll take more than a fence
to stop us.

1444
01:08:55,668 --> 01:08:57,337
[in Japanese] You!

1445
01:08:58,271 --> 01:09:00,106
Now you shall taste the Might!

1446
01:09:00,273 --> 01:09:02,175
With Smurf filled anguish!

1447
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:10,884
[laughs]

1448
01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:14,354
[in English] Ugh! This is
my least favorite dimension.

1449
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,557
[screams] What are you?

1450
01:09:17,724 --> 01:09:18,992
I’m a tardigrade,

1451
01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:22,228
the most rugged micro animal
in the universe.

1452
01:09:22,429 --> 01:09:25,565
Our motto is
"Live tiny, die never".

1453
01:09:25,732 --> 01:09:27,330
Hi, Tardi,
nice to meet you, bye!

1454
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,203
Nice to meet you, too! Bye!

1455
01:09:32,138 --> 01:09:33,573
I just want a friend.

1456
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:36,900
Will you stay here
with me forever?

1457
01:09:36,176 --> 01:09:37,911
Absotively not! [grunts]

1458
01:09:39,245 --> 01:09:40,146
[Smurfette gasps]

1459
01:09:40,313 --> 01:09:41,481
Is this...

1460
01:09:42,148 --> 01:09:43,483
Smurf Village.

1461
01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:46,653
We’re home.

1462
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:48,321
[sighs] Cha-cha-cha!

1463
01:09:48,488 --> 01:09:49,756
All you have to do

1464
01:09:49,923 --> 01:09:51,358
is get me to Papa Smurf’s
mushroom house

1465
01:09:51,524 --> 01:09:54,394
and I can hide away for
another hundred years, easy!

1466
01:09:54,594 --> 01:09:55,795
[laughs]

1467
01:10:00,967 --> 01:10:01,968
[Smurfs gasp]

1468
01:10:02,802 --> 01:10:03,970
Welcome back.

1469
01:10:04,170 --> 01:10:05,772
Papa.

1470
01:10:05,939 --> 01:10:07,107
Oh, you’re okay.

1471
01:10:07,273 --> 01:10:09,476
I’ve never been better.

1472
01:10:09,642 --> 01:10:12,178
It’s good to have you home.

1473
01:10:12,779 --> 01:10:14,247
We did it, Papa.

1474
01:10:14,814 --> 01:10:15,815
Keep her safe.

1475
01:10:17,617 --> 01:10:19,853
I knew you’d come through...

1476
01:10:20,530 --> 01:10:21,421
[as Razamel] ...Smurfette.

1477
01:10:21,621 --> 01:10:23,857
[stammers] I don’t understand.

1478
01:10:24,570 --> 01:10:25,792
Oh, let me explain.

1479
01:10:25,959 --> 01:10:28,940
We’re in the surreal dimension.

1480
01:10:28,261 --> 01:10:31,264
It’s made of your dreams
and nightmares.

1481
01:10:31,431 --> 01:10:32,699
No.

1482
01:10:32,866 --> 01:10:34,401
Thank you for your service.

1483
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,204
Time to rid the universe
of all things good.

1484
01:10:38,371 --> 01:10:40,440
Bye-bye, puppies.

1485
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:43,243
Ciao, daisies. [laughs]

1486
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:44,978
He’s done it.

1487
01:10:45,145 --> 01:10:47,447
He’s sucking all of the
goodness out of the universe.

1488
01:10:48,848 --> 01:10:51,317
What the shell?

1489
01:10:52,218 --> 01:10:54,688
Release Jaunty!
Huh?

1490
01:10:54,854 --> 01:10:56,322
We’re not gonna let
this happen, Razamel.

1491
01:10:56,523 --> 01:10:58,958
And just who is going
to stop me?

1492
01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:01,127
You? [laughs]

1493
01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:02,395
You are nothing!

1494
01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:03,530
I’m not nothing.

1495
01:11:03,697 --> 01:11:06,800
Oh? Then who are you?

1496
01:11:07,734 --> 01:11:09,869
I’m... I’m...

1497
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,905
That’s what I thought.

1498
01:11:13,306 --> 01:11:14,400
[Smurfette gasps]

1499
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:15,410
You’re nobody.

1500
01:11:15,241 --> 01:11:16,109
No Name!

1501
01:11:16,710 --> 01:11:17,711
No Name!

1502
01:11:17,877 --> 01:11:19,579
[echoing] Can you hear me?

1503
01:11:24,170 --> 01:11:26,186
[echoing] Who are you, No Name?

1504
01:11:26,886 --> 01:11:28,555
Who are you?

1505
01:11:28,722 --> 01:11:30,156
Yeah, who?

1506
01:11:30,323 --> 01:11:33,560
I, uh... I-I don’t know.

1507
01:11:33,727 --> 01:11:35,929
You should’ve just
stuck to clog making.

1508
01:11:36,129 --> 01:11:36,896
[screams]

1509
01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:38,865
Stay with me, No Name.

1510
01:11:39,366 --> 01:11:40,333
Please.

1511
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,836
[screaming]

1512
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,605
[echoing] You got more magic
in you than you think.

1513
01:11:45,772 --> 01:11:47,400
That voice inside your head

1514
01:11:47,207 --> 01:11:48,908
telling you
you’re not good enough?

1515
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,311
That voice is not who you are.

1516
01:11:54,647 --> 01:11:57,183
I don’t know who I am, Papa.

1517
01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:58,785
And I don’t think I ever will.

1518
01:11:58,952 --> 01:12:00,587
I know who you are.

1519
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,158
You’re kind and fair.

1520
01:12:05,325 --> 01:12:07,761
You’re strong
because you’re determined.

1521
01:12:07,927 --> 01:12:09,963
You remind me a lot of Ron
in that way.

1522
01:12:10,163 --> 01:12:11,965
Really? How?

1523
01:12:12,165 --> 01:12:13,400
He was resilient.

1524
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:14,968
When Ron got knocked down,

1525
01:12:15,168 --> 01:12:17,303
he’d get right back up
on his feet.

1526
01:12:17,871 --> 01:12:19,205
Just like you.

1527
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,109
But Ron knew who he was.
He had a thing.

1528
01:12:23,309 --> 01:12:25,812
[scoffs] Not at first.

1529
01:12:25,979 --> 01:12:29,482
Some Smurfs just take a little
more time to find their thing.

1530
01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:32,552
And, No Name... it’s your time.

1531
01:12:36,623 --> 01:12:39,590
[rhythmic thumping]

1532
01:12:39,225 --> 01:12:40,326
[gasps]

1533
01:12:42,629 --> 01:12:45,432
♪ La... la... la-la-la-la...♪

1534
01:12:45,632 --> 01:12:47,233
What? What are you saying?

1535
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:51,905
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la...♪

1536
01:12:52,839 --> 01:12:54,274
I know who I am.

1537
01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:57,777
Hey! We’re not done!

1538
01:12:57,944 --> 01:13:00,780
Oh, I’ve had just about
enough of you!

1539
01:13:03,283 --> 01:13:04,517
No Name!

1540
01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:06,453
But-But how?

1541
01:13:06,653 --> 01:13:08,455
Who are you?

1542
01:13:09,289 --> 01:13:11,910
Call me

1543
01:13:11,257 --> 01:13:14,694
I’m-The-Smurf-Who’s-Gonna-
Kick-Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf!

1544
01:13:14,861 --> 01:13:16,596
[screams, grunts]

1545
01:13:16,796 --> 01:13:21,534
Uh, The Smurf-Who’s-Gonna-Kick-
Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf?

1546
01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:24,370
I don’t know, I think it’s got
a bit of pizzazz.

1547
01:13:24,237 --> 01:13:25,605
You don’t like it, do you?

1548
01:13:25,805 --> 01:13:28,241
[groans] I don’t care
what you call yourself!

1549
01:13:28,408 --> 01:13:32,445
One lone Smurf can’t take on
the whole evil enchilada!

1550
01:13:32,612 --> 01:13:34,981
That’s the difference
between you and me, Razamel.

1551
01:13:35,148 --> 01:13:36,549
I’m not alone.

1552
01:13:36,716 --> 01:13:39,753
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
La, la, la...♪

1553
01:13:39,953 --> 01:13:41,821
Smurfette...

1554
01:13:41,988 --> 01:13:45,759
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
La, la, la-la-la ♪

1555
01:13:45,959 --> 01:13:47,494
[gasps]

1556
01:13:47,694 --> 01:13:52,320
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
Sing a happy song ♪

1557
01:13:52,198 --> 01:13:54,200
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la...♪

1558
01:13:54,401 --> 01:13:57,370
Why are you singing
that dreadful song?

1559
01:13:57,203 --> 01:13:59,506
Because we are
the Guardianeers of Good.

1560
01:13:59,706 --> 01:14:01,875
And I believe you have
something of ours.

1561
01:14:03,209 --> 01:14:04,444
[gasps, gulps]

1562
01:14:05,879 --> 01:14:07,213
Whoa.
Wow.

1563
01:14:08,348 --> 01:14:09,416
[grunting]

1564
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,340
[groans]

1565
01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:36,109
[Gargamel groans]

1566
01:14:39,212 --> 01:14:40,113
No!

1567
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,881
[all gasp]

1568
01:14:43,950 --> 01:14:45,180
Huh?

1569
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,359
No, stop it!
Stop this right now!

1570
01:14:52,525 --> 01:14:53,560
[Smurfette] Whoa!

1571
01:14:57,630 --> 01:14:58,765
[grunts, exclaims]

1572
01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:05,505
[Smurfette gasps]
Amazing.

1573
01:15:07,907 --> 01:15:08,975
What?

1574
01:15:14,581 --> 01:15:16,149
No! [grunting]

1575
01:15:23,957 --> 01:15:25,258
Wait. [grunts]

1576
01:15:25,425 --> 01:15:26,526
What are you doing?

1577
01:15:28,395 --> 01:15:31,364
Smurfette, I command you
to help me at once!

1578
01:15:31,531 --> 01:15:34,134
You’re an evil wizard
and always will be!

1579
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:37,704
Not true. Who I am is up to me.

1580
01:15:37,871 --> 01:15:39,506
I decide.

1581
01:15:39,673 --> 01:15:42,175
I am a Smurf.

1582
01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:45,512
We may be small,
we may be adorable,

1583
01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:48,148
but don’t mistake
our kindness for weakness.

1584
01:15:48,314 --> 01:15:51,251
Because kindness always wins.

1585
01:15:51,418 --> 01:15:54,120
Unite in Smurfitude!

1586
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:04,397
[Razamel gasps]

1587
01:16:11,171 --> 01:16:13,600
No! My books!

1588
01:16:13,173 --> 01:16:14,908
They’re not evil anymore!

1589
01:16:16,343 --> 01:16:17,277
[laughs]

1590
01:16:17,444 --> 01:16:18,745
Cha-cha-cha!

1591
01:16:18,912 --> 01:16:20,480
Cha-cha-cha!

1592
01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:22,615
Ooh! That’s good.

1593
01:16:22,782 --> 01:16:24,170
[Turtle screaming]

1594
01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,355
Oh. Hey, everybody.

1595
01:16:30,490 --> 01:16:32,125
Oh, I hate you.

1596
01:16:32,292 --> 01:16:33,360
I know.

1597
01:16:33,893 --> 01:16:35,280
[grunts]

1598
01:16:35,929 --> 01:16:37,163
Thank you, No Name.

1599
01:16:37,330 --> 01:16:39,733
I mean... what did you
call yourself again?

1600
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:43,200
I’m-The-Smurf-Who’s-Gonna-Kick-
Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf.

1601
01:16:44,571 --> 01:16:46,206
You’re right. Terrible.

1602
01:16:46,373 --> 01:16:47,440
I can beat that. [chuckles]

1603
01:16:47,607 --> 01:16:48,675
Wait!

1604
01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:50,810
What about
Kick... [bleep] ...Smurf?

1605
01:16:51,110 --> 01:16:51,911
[Smurfs gasp]

1606
01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:53,380
Uh, Kick...
[bleep]

1607
01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:55,448
...Smurf is definitely
inappropriate.

1608
01:16:55,615 --> 01:16:57,884
You’re lucky Sound Effect Smurf
is here.

1609
01:16:58,510 --> 01:16:59,252
Sorry.
I don’t know what the...

1610
01:16:59,452 --> 01:17:00,787
[bleep]
...I was thinking.

1611
01:17:00,954 --> 01:17:02,322
Hey! I said "Smurf."

1612
01:17:02,889 --> 01:17:04,570
[zip]

1613
01:17:05,325 --> 01:17:07,794
[sighs] You know, maybe
I’ll stick with Magic Smurf.

1614
01:17:07,961 --> 01:17:09,529
It-It’s got a nicer ring to it.

1615
01:17:09,696 --> 01:17:11,231
It’s classic.

1616
01:17:12,265 --> 01:17:14,401
Kid... you earned your name.

1617
01:17:14,601 --> 01:17:17,103
Give it up for Magic Smurf!

1618
01:17:17,270 --> 01:17:20,940
Magic Smurf!
That makes so much sense.

1619
01:17:21,107 --> 01:17:22,108
[Razamel groans]

1620
01:17:22,275 --> 01:17:23,843
How did this happen?

1621
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:27,470
You came up against
the Guardianeers of Good.

1622
01:17:27,213 --> 01:17:28,248
[Razamel groans]

1623
01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:30,830
This is for Ron.

1624
01:17:31,551 --> 01:17:33,987
You missed me, idiot.
Did I?

1625
01:17:36,823 --> 01:17:38,291
No! No!

1626
01:17:38,491 --> 01:17:39,492
Help me, dear brother!

1627
01:17:39,659 --> 01:17:41,610
I... I...

1628
01:17:41,227 --> 01:17:42,696
love you.

1629
01:17:42,862 --> 01:17:45,865
Funny how you’re finally
able to say it now.

1630
01:17:46,660 --> 01:17:47,500
How about Azrael?
[purrs]

1631
01:17:47,667 --> 01:17:50,837
How do you feel about
my precious feline associate?

1632
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,739
He has feelings, you know.

1633
01:17:52,939 --> 01:17:54,307
[groans]

1634
01:17:54,507 --> 01:17:56,976
I love you, Azrael.

1635
01:17:57,143 --> 01:17:58,712
[scoffs, meows]

1636
01:17:58,878 --> 01:18:01,548
In the immortal words of
Azrael’s favorite pop crooner

1637
01:18:01,715 --> 01:18:04,551
and social provocateur,
Jonathan Mathis,

1638
01:18:04,718 --> 01:18:07,153
"too much, too little,
too late".

1639
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,855
No! No!

1640
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:12,920
You will all pay!

1641
01:18:13,293 --> 01:18:15,862
Well, that was quite
the successful spite mission.

1642
01:18:16,290 --> 01:18:17,597
I’m off.

1643
01:18:17,764 --> 01:18:19,165
[banging]
[Smurfs gasp, clamor]

1644
01:18:19,332 --> 01:18:21,134
[Worry Smurf] It’s Razamel!

1645
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:25,438
Did somebody say... Ron?

1646
01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:27,140
[Ken gasps]
[Papa chuckles]

1647
01:18:27,307 --> 01:18:28,408
[both] It’s Ron!

1648
01:18:32,545 --> 01:18:34,981
Judging by the smile
on everyone’s face, looks like

1649
01:18:35,148 --> 01:18:37,751
the Guardianeers of Good
took care of business.

1650
01:18:37,917 --> 01:18:40,787
These Smurfs were more
than up to the task.

1651
01:18:41,588 --> 01:18:43,256
And they did it their own way.

1652
01:18:45,258 --> 01:18:48,595
Ron! I thought
you were a goner!

1653
01:18:48,762 --> 01:18:51,364
Well, if by goner,
you mean I was stuck

1654
01:18:51,564 --> 01:18:52,866
in the tenth dimension

1655
01:18:53,330 --> 01:18:54,601
guarded by every variation
of vicious dragon

1656
01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:56,569
in every possible variation
of the universe

1657
01:18:56,736 --> 01:18:59,572
then you’d be right.
I was a goner.

1658
01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:03,900
So, what did I miss
in the last 106 years?

1659
01:19:03,176 --> 01:19:04,944
Well, that depends.

1660
01:19:05,145 --> 01:19:07,313
Are you thinking about time
in a linear fashion

1661
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:09,315
or as a series of flat circles?

1662
01:19:09,482 --> 01:19:11,184
Uh... What?

1663
01:19:11,718 --> 01:19:13,219
Exactly.

1664
01:19:13,386 --> 01:19:16,322
What do you say we get out
of here and head back home,

1665
01:19:16,489 --> 01:19:19,659
where life is good and things
don’t crunch our brain so much.

1666
01:19:19,826 --> 01:19:21,628
That sounds pretty Smurfy
to me.

1667
01:19:21,795 --> 01:19:23,463
["Higher Love" playing]

1668
01:19:23,630 --> 01:19:25,899
♪ Ooh, baby, do you know
What I’m worth?♪

1669
01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:30,170
♪ Ooh, heaven is a place
On Earth ♪

1670
01:19:30,837 --> 01:19:32,472
[Subhi singing in Hindi]

1671
01:19:37,477 --> 01:19:38,812
♪ Take you up
To a higher love ♪

1672
01:19:38,978 --> 01:19:41,214
[singing in Hindi]

1673
01:19:45,785 --> 01:19:48,221
♪ Take you up
To a higher love ♪

1674
01:19:48,388 --> 01:19:49,656
My dear Smurfs,

1675
01:19:49,823 --> 01:19:52,359
we will no longer hide away
from the world.

1676
01:19:52,525 --> 01:19:54,661
Whenever we’re called
to action,

1677
01:19:54,828 --> 01:19:56,196
we’ll be there.

1678
01:19:56,363 --> 01:19:59,650
Because we’re
stronger together!

1679
01:19:59,232 --> 01:20:00,367
[cheering]

1680
01:20:00,533 --> 01:20:02,680
[Subhi singing in Hindi]

1681
01:20:06,639 --> 01:20:08,875
♪ Take you up
To a higher love ♪

1682
01:20:11,945 --> 01:20:13,790
♪ Higher love ♪

1683
01:20:15,882 --> 01:20:19,953
♪ I’ma bring heaven straight
to your doorstep ♪

1684
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:23,957
♪ It’s all nirvana, baby
Come and adore it ♪

1685
01:20:24,124 --> 01:20:28,128
♪ I’ma be the only one
That you’re needing ♪

1686
01:20:28,294 --> 01:20:32,599
♪ I’ll give you something, boy
For you to believe in ♪

1687
01:20:32,799 --> 01:20:36,803
♪ Keep it high, that vibration
Live or die, your salvation ♪

1688
01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:40,807
♪ Keep it up, up, up
Keep it up, up, up ♪

1689
01:20:40,974 --> 01:20:42,842
♪ Higher love ♪

1690
01:20:44,244 --> 01:20:46,546
[upbeat music playing]

1691
01:22:58,578 --> 01:22:59,579
[gasps][screams]

1692
01:22:59,746 --> 01:23:01,981
Best friends
forever and ever...

1693
01:23:02,148 --> 01:23:03,383
Help me!

1694
01:23:03,550 --> 01:23:06,190
[echoing] Joel! Joel!

1695
01:23:06,586 --> 01:23:07,754
[chuckles]

1696
01:23:11,157 --> 01:23:12,392
[chuckles]

1697
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,290
Break time’s over, Joel.

1698
01:23:16,196 --> 01:23:19,199
We have unfinished business
with those Smurfs.

1699
01:23:19,399 --> 01:23:21,000
Yeah!

